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On Thursday, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and chief medical adviser to President Biden, said that "even though it isn't backed by data," if two vaccinated people want to get together, they can, "though the risk is not zero." ...There is a non-zero risk that if someone starts exercising after years of being idle, he might have a heart attack and die. A non-zero risk of a bad outcome has never been a reason to remain locked up inside your house like a fucking vegetable on life support. In addition, the efficacy of lockdowns of the healthy is not "backed by data." Quite the opposite. And yet here we are, in week 46 of the Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve. This is not science. This is mental illness. This is a group of control freaks and attention whores who want control and demand attention, on one hand, and on the other hand, a lot of neurotic people who live as virtual shut-ins by personal choice and want to see their bizarre lifestyle choices both mainstreamed and made mandatory. Never forget who on the "conservative" side was the most forward-leaning in shrieking that we must "Trust Fauci" and obey everything the government tells us like good little drones.
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Ho ho!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 26, 2021 05:53 PM (yQpMk) 2
Huh.
Well, Fauci certainly is the (smug) face of post-scientific, pathetic, compliant, ignorant America. Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 05:53 PM (OTzUX) 3
Thousand Millimeter Reich is less annoying than the Swirlie Queen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2021 05:54 PM (dBv5a) 4
Science! Believe in it, rubes!
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (xxG/v) 5
I mean, there's a reason that he's been around for decades. The man can really ride a fence pole.
Posted by: Flyguy at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (pLEy5) Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (axyOa) 7
Would indeed be nice ace if Kelly or someone does what you say about the "pseudo-right" science deniers. But more importantly, someone needs to do an authoritative review/disembowelment of the "scientists" and public health "experts" and authorities, since they are the ones who actually had impact.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 05:55 PM (OTzUX) 8
Remember them. And never pay a moment's mind to them again.
Oh, I do. "Come on guys, just wear the mask. What's the big deal". I doubt those folks even remember uttering such tripe. If they do, they certainly won't admit it. "We're seeing it happen right before our eyes". That guy ain't coming back, either - for other reasons. Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 05:56 PM (chkoV) 9
Fauci, "Science has electrolytes."
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2021 05:56 PM (dBv5a) 10
Once we've anally swabbed all of you rubes, we'll send you off to the camps!
Then you'll be anally swabbed every hour! It's science, so believe in it! Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 26, 2021 05:57 PM (xxG/v) 11
I'd trust Theodoric of York before I'd trust Fauci
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2021 05:57 PM (gmo/4) 12
Hasbro is racist
Posted by: ProfShade - Ashli Babbit report? at February 26, 2021 05:57 PM (yCnQF) 13
Fauci, "Science has electrolytes."
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2021 05:56 PM (dBv5a) Go away! Transitionin'! Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 05:58 PM (gAFsE) 14
I made a half-assed attempt to bring a tiny bit of the actual science of relevance to this whole thing, for a while, right here. But gave up a while ago. Not gave up on the Horde, but on the society, and especially the institutions. Was at a public event today and - very very very much against my own rules - made sarcastic comments about the continuing C19 (illiterate) hysteria. 3 young mothers (one hot) all agreed, and made a point of saying so.
So that was encouraging in a meaningless, academic sense. Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 05:58 PM (OTzUX) 15
Bathhouse Dick was one of my favorite Batman villains.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (guGkK) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (dBv5a) 17
Please tell me that none of you are going to get this DNA-altering injection. This is not a vaccination. Vaccines incur an immune response. This injection does not. I'll repeat...please tell me that none of you are going to get this DNA-altering injection.
Posted by: cjhmhch at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (FF8MW) 18
A new Israeli study is showing that after vaccination, there is little or no chance of transmission. As opposed to the palestinian study that shows if you riot and burn you'll never get out of that shit hole you live in
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (85Gof) 19
Raid the CDC and confiscate all their yachts. Then what, you ask? Step one, then get back to me.
Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (RuIsu) 20
Fauci, "Science has electrolytes."
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2021 05:56 PM (dBv5a) So does a bottle of Gatorade Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (gmo/4) 21
They should have lied and said if you get the vaccine you can go back to normal and then after a lot of people got it, pulled the rug out from under everyone and told them fuck you lock down forever.
They're just not thinking anymore. Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (uEbPt) 22
3 young mothers (one hot) all agreed, and made a point of saying so.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 05:58 PM (OTzUX) Dear Penthouse... j/k obv Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:00 PM (gAFsE) 23
Its enlightening that in the EXACT same speech where Eisenhower warned us of the Military Industrial Complex, he ALSO warned us of an Educated Technical Elite running stuff.
How Prophetic, he was correct about both. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 06:00 PM (oHd/0) 24
21 They should have lied and said if you get the vaccine you can go back to normal and then after a lot of people got it, pulled the rug out from under everyone and told them fuck you lock down forever.
They're just not thinking anymore. Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (uEbPt) Maybe they don't really care who gets the vaccine. It's always hard to tell. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 06:00 PM (Zm+LZ) 25
I won't comply with anything that little shit says.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R) 26
Went camping with some friends in Newsome's Fascist Kalifornia. When we pulled in 95% of the people there were wearing masks.. OUTSIDE. All of us did not wear any mask or face coverings. Nobody said anything to us. Then the next day only about 70% of the people were wearing face diapers. The day after that maybe 40% were face diapering. The next day less than 10% were.
It just takes a few people to lead the way from fascist stupidity. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 26, 2021 06:01 PM (pw+jk) 27
it's an intelligence test !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 26, 2021 06:02 PM (AKJpt) 28
REGEV-YOCHAY said several Israeli research teams are now looking into the question of transmission after coronavirus vaccination and the results are looking very promising.
A paper published earlier this month on Medrxiv, a non-peer-reviewed health sciences website, by researchers from the Technion-Israel Institute of Technology and Maccabi Health Services, reported that mean viral load substantially decreased 12 days post-vaccination. Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2021 06:02 PM (85Gof) 29
Please tell me that none of you are going to get this DNA-altering injection. This is not a vaccination.
Is this SCIENCE? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 06:02 PM (guGkK) 30
I won't comply with anything that little shit says.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2021 06:01 PM (O+I8R) I would comply, but unfortunately I died several years ago in the great Heterosexual AIDS Holocaust. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:02 PM (gAFsE) 31
why vaccinate ?
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:02 PM (zr5Kq) 32
Remember them. And never pay a moment's mind to them again.
I bought a cheap 110 welding machine this week. Screwed around with it for an hour today, in my garage, on various pieces of scrap. I guarantee you my personal risk of injury or death was higher from that than from the 'Rona ... and I did that shit for fun. Just to pass the time. And watch through a dark piece of glass while I held fire in my hand to melt steel. Long story short - Fuck Fauci. Fuck those that give two shits about what he says. Fuck those that ever did. *mic drop* Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:02 PM (chkoV) 33
En fuego!
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at February 26, 2021 06:02 PM (DMUuz) 34
Remember them. And never pay a moment's mind to them again.
Or they could ridiculed for the rest of their pathetic existence. Either or. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2021 06:02 PM (QjGTg) 35
A new Israeli study is showing that after vaccination, there is little or no chance of transmission. As opposed to the palestinian study that shows if you riot and burn you'll never get out of that shit hole you live in
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2021 05:59 PM (85Gof) Sounds like the evidence is anecdotal. Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 06:03 PM (axyOa) 36
There used to be a time when "advisors" like this asshole did just that... advise. The President could, or not, take the advice.
That was the end of it. Trump should have stomped on this troll and the scarf doctor once it became obvious they were fucking around . Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 26, 2021 06:03 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: Buttgig at February 26, 2021 06:03 PM (Ji7wG) 38
Bupu the Gully Dwarf has more integrity than that fucking garden gnome Dr. Fucky.
*discreetly closes nerd robes* Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 06:03 PM (x8Wzq) 39
If Fauci and Pelosi had baby, what would it be ?
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:03 PM (zr5Kq) 40
BREAKING NEWS: For the third time just today, Dr. Fauci has changed his recommendations *yet again.*
In a news conference today he said "the science" shows you can only be 100% safe from CV19 if you wear 17 masks, three full-fleece zentai suits or thick cotton unitards, and insert an XXL-sized Captain Kirk Dildo from Spencer Gifts into your anus. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (L2ZTs) 41
But the science EVOLVES, you stupid people!
Posted by: DEVO at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (63Dwl) 42
I'm glad jackasses like Boulder t'hobo quit showing up and weeping about how we are all wrong about covid and blah blah blah. good riddance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (trdmm) 43
Hey, whatever happened to testing as the way to defeat COVID? Last year, Biden and Nanzi told me every danged day that we need Testing, Testing, Testing!
Remember that crap? OrangeManBad was killing thousands a day because he wasn't taking testing seriously and there weren'y enough test kits to rest every American every day, forever! Has JoeCovid or Nanzi even mentioned testing since JoeCovid was inaugurated? Why isn't Jen Puh-Saki telling us everyday how much more testing, testing, testing Joe is getting done than OrangeManBad? What's up with the massive testing effort you and Joe and Nanzi said are needed, Fauci, you twit? Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (AMIL/) 44
"Elf Queen"? I'm disappointed. I thought the Elf Queen in "Lord of the Rings" was much better looking.
Babylon Bee game sounds like a great idea. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:05 PM (VP4Cd) 45
I'm off to congregate at a bar. I'm going to deal with the virus the old-fashion way with plenty of alcohol in the form of beer and Vitamin P.
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 26, 2021 06:05 PM (xxG/v) 46
Why is this malignant dwarf a hero to anyone?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 06:05 PM (lgiXo) Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2021 06:05 PM (O+I8R) 48
Thought leader in action.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 26, 2021 06:05 PM (nakwk) 49
If Fauci and Pelosi had baby, what would it be ?
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:03 PM (zr5Kq You know Timmy, the little shit that keeps getting pushed into the well by the dog...him. Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 06:05 PM (axyOa) 50
In a news conference today he said "the science" shows you can only be 100% safe from CV19 if you wear 17 masks, three full-fleece zentai suits or thick cotton unitards, and insert an XXL-sized Captain Kirk Dildo from Spencer Gifts into your anus.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (L2ZTs) You left out the onion on your belt. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE HERE???? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 06:05 PM (guGkK) 51
I have never paid any attention to any of them anyway. Why would one ever do so?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 06:05 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: SturmToddler at February 26, 2021 06:05 PM (8D42x) 53
How did we get to this point where we have a shitty lying weasel bureaucrat in Washington DC telling me who I can and cannot see, and where I can and cannot eat dinner?
Especially while he seems to have no problems with being out and about, doing interviews, going out to baseball games, etc. And he's in the high risk age group, no? Shouldn't he have spent the last year in his hermetically sealed basement if he believed any of this shit? I have run in to people in public who are ONLY NOW coming out of hiding for the first time in almost a year. Some like 25-30 year old girl wouldn't let me get in an elevator with her in my building without putting on a mask, and made a big deal about how she only leaves her apartment once a month, with an n95 mask on, to drive to get the grocery store to load her food in her car. Think about how fucked up that is. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 06:06 PM (UPoLF) 54
Went out to eat twice the last 2 weeks....prolly got a FBI file now...well, prolly already had one.
Posted by: BignJames at February 26, 2021 06:06 PM (AwYPR) Posted by: Dr. Fauci dancing in front of mirror with tucked schwantz at February 26, 2021 06:06 PM (Geoni) 56
When will Fauci insist you have to wear Donald Duck masks?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 06:06 PM (lgiXo) 57
Cicero: yes! Yes I am!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:06 PM (L2ZTs) 58
Stay 6 feet apart, but masks are only for medical people. On second thought, wear a mask. Now stay home as much as humanly possible. Gotta close a lot of businesses, period. Gonna have to wear masks till we have a vaccine. Better to wear two masks. Vaccine? Changes nothing. Everything must remain closed and you have to double mask still. Here, put this swab in your ass. The swab is more accurate if you moan like a whore. Sure, sure. Next up: MOPP level 5.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 26, 2021 06:06 PM (H5knJ) 59
So. Hubs went to the doctor on Tuesday and they asked him if he wants to be on the list to get vaccinated. He said no, I already had the 'rona back in November. The NP told him those antibodies only stay in your body for 90 days and he should "seriously consider" getting vaccinated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (Ez6QX) 60
Gotta bring that big ol' 747 of a China Flu Scam down for a soft landing somehow.
Where to start, where to start.... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (R/m4+) 61
I conducted an independent study. Gathered 100 people from all over the country and put them in close contact maskless for 3+ days. Data indicates no one got the covids. Fuck the Faucist.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (ScWrx) 62
53 How did we get to this point where we have a shitty lying weasel bureaucrat in Washington DC telling me who I can and cannot see, and where I can and cannot eat dinner?
Especially while he seems to have no problems with being out and about, doing interviews, going out to baseball games, etc. And he's in the high risk age group, no? Shouldn't he have spent the last year in his hermetically sealed basement if he believed any of this shit? I have run in to people in public who are ONLY NOW coming out of hiding for the first time in almost a year. Some like 25-30 year old girl wouldn't let me get in an elevator with her in my building without putting on a mask, and made a big deal about how she only leaves her apartment once a month, with an n95 mask on, to drive to get the grocery store to load her food in her car. Think about how fucked up that is. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 06:06 PM (UPoLF) Is he actually running the show? I was under the impression states had radically different responses even now. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (Zm+LZ) 63
Anybody ever notice how similar the words "Fauci" and "fascist" are?
Just thinking out loud here... Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (L2ZTs) 64
Dr. Marty Makary said we'd have herd immunity by April.
Zerohedge now says seven states are "on the verge" of herd immunity: SD, ND, RI, AZ, OK, UT, and TN. You know what? Fuck the vaccine. http://bitly.ws/bUwW Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (sWM8x) 65
Ben Had beat me to it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (L2ZTs) 66
I saw Malevolent Elf Queen open for the Killer Dwarfs at the Kiva Auditorium in Albuquerque in 1990.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 26, 2021 06:08 PM (ch6++) 67
Fuck that guy in particular
Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2021 06:08 PM (ZfRYq) 68
Gotta bring that big ol' 747 of a China Flu Scam down for a soft landing somehow.
Why? They don't even try to hide the fact that they're just making the American public chase their laser pointer anymore. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2021 06:08 PM (guGkK) 69
I'm tired of these bossy martinet MFers
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 26, 2021 06:08 PM (iTXRQ) 70
If Fauci and Pelosi had baby, what would it be ?
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:03 PM (zr5Kq) Like 40 years old, because that's about the last time he could get it up or her eggs were still viable. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (Ez6QX) 71
Wish he would make up his mind and stop looking at the wind vane.
Just make a command decision and stick with it. Is it science or a art project? Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (Cxk7w) 72
36 Trump should have stomped on this troll and the scarf doctor once it became obvious they were fucking around .
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 26, 2021 06:03 PM (3H9h1) This is why I say that C19 damage control was such a huge blunder on his part. As usual, Trump thought that he could trot out a few 'experts' as window dressing and then turn the show into a virtual campaign rally, but--also as usual--the bureaucrats stabbed him in the back and hijacked the said show. Should've seen it coming, and it cost a lot of votes from moderate types that just go along with the local authority figure. Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (zcf1k) 73
I'm glad jackasses like Boulder t'hobo quit showing up and weeping about how we are all wrong about covid and blah blah blah. good riddance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (trdmm) I've met the guy IRL. He's a good man. His Wuhan thing was upsetting. But then, shit. I work in an office of Believers. So, I will just say this: BTH is not a crackpot. He just kind of got caught up in the maelstrom of misinformation. Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (x8Wzq) 74
Imagine being a guy like Fauci. Doctor, has a *relatively* prestigious appointment, but nobody really knows who the hell he is or pays attention to him outside of certain limited circles.
Then this happens. Suddenly the networks want to talk to you. Suddenly you're the guy who's going to SAVE THE WORLD, but you-- and your people-- don't know the full scope of the danger yet, or if it's even there, or anything. But here's cameras, and microphones, and here's the President. And because you're in a coasting job-- how much did he handle day to day, before this? How many decisions did he actually make, vs. just wave a hand and say "Yeah, sounds good"? He seems to me like someone whose skills and knowledge had been eroding for a long time at a desk, suddenly having to produce answers NOW, and he can't anymore. IDK where I'm going with this, just my two cents. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (gAFsE) 75
But you can still poke some dirt with your AIDS infected cock with a date from GRINDR right?
Dr. Fauxi said you could. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (pw+jk) 76
Like I could deal with the whole silly mask thing and everyone being assholes about following arrows in grocery stores for a month or two, but this is really getting out of control.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (UPoLF) 77
Next thing they'll try is that the vaccine has a short expiration date. What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Dr.Vivi at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (USW1s) 78
This fucking Fauci clown is John Wayne Gacy without the props.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (03n3v) 79
The NP told him those antibodies only stay in your body for 90 days and he should "seriously consider" getting vaccinated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (Ez6QX) So how does the vaccination do any good then? Vaccines teach your body to fight off the virus. If you've had it, and survived, your body has already learned how to fight off the virus. Whole thing is stupid. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2021 06:10 PM (oHd/0) 80
"Malevolent Elf Queen" is pretty good, but I still like "Alfred E. Neuman, Sr."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 26, 2021 06:10 PM (sWM8x) 81
I conducted an independent study. Gathered 100 people from all over the country and put them in close contact maskless for 3+ days. Data indicates no one got the covids. Fuck the Faucist.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (ScWrx) LOL. Like Lin-duh said, The Horde can't even do a super spreader event right... Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:10 PM (Ez6QX) 82
77 Next thing they'll try is that the vaccine has a short expiration date. What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Dr.Vivi at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (USW1s) Oh yeah, I've seen multiple people say how we'll need a booster shot of the vaccine every 8 to 12 months. I have a feeling that that's coming next. "Get your annual flu and covid vaccines, or you don't get to participate meaningfully in society." Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 06:10 PM (UPoLF) 83
My visit to Florida says that people CAN live without masks and that people WANT to live without masks.
That will be the dividing line between the New United States and the Peoples Republic. Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2021 06:10 PM (ZfRYq) Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 26, 2021 06:10 PM (G6/u1) Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2021 06:11 PM (Rvt88) 86
9 So. Hubs went to the doctor on Tuesday and they asked him if he wants to be on the list to get vaccinated. He said no, I already had the 'rona back in November. The NP told him those antibodies only stay in your body for 90 days and he should "seriously consider" getting vaccinated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at Februar I would have asked, so we have to get the vaccine every 90 days? once you have a virus, you have some immunity, right? Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 06:11 PM (A57L2) 87
67- Don't forget about me!
Posted by: Flaming barbed wire wrapped pineapple at February 26, 2021 06:11 PM (USW1s) 88
Just saw that JJ Abrams is making a black Superman movie to be written by Ta-Nahisi Coates. Whatever.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 26, 2021 06:11 PM (xPl2J) 89
and insert an XXL-sized Captain Kirk Dildo from Spencer Gifts into your anus.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (L2ZTs) The only one I have has a horse tail on it. Is that still acceptable? Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:12 PM (gAFsE) 90
Was just out on the back porch of stately Casa Backwardio and saw some lady walking down the street, alone, wearing an ID10T mask.
#WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 26, 2021 06:12 PM (HaL55) 91
The NP told him those antibodies only stay in your body for 90 days and he should "seriously consider" getting vaccinated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (Ez6QX) That sounds like complete bullshit. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 06:12 PM (Zm+LZ) 92
Just got back from a local grocer who had NEVER enforced a mask mandate, including the staff. It was a refreshing sense of return to normalcy. And they've never had any outbreak issues either among the staff or the clientle.
It's all one big Psyops campaign and it worked so expect more. Posted by: Pete Seria at February 26, 2021 06:12 PM (7ZQe3) 93
77 Next thing they'll try is that the vaccine has a short expiration date. What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Dr.Vivi at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (USW1s) I'm going with 'morphing into a new strain'. This way the vaccine gravy keeps rolling. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, says 'death by ruru!' at February 26, 2021 06:12 PM (Ji7wG) 94
Vanya, sure. Just be sure to dip that baby in bleach pre-insert and youre golden!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:12 PM (L2ZTs) 95
Dr. Fauci is the type of doctor who expects and demads that you live for him. I utterly despise those types of docs.
I had a bloody dental hygienist who was the same way. Fortunately she is long gone. If I had seen her again I was going to show up at the office chowing down on Oreos right before the appointment. FUCK Dr. Fauci. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 06:13 PM (49Dnm) 96
Fauci...Won't someone rid us of this meddlesome quack
Posted by: Zombie Henry the II at February 26, 2021 06:13 PM (R5lpX) 97
If Fauci told President Joe he had to wear a pink codpiece to fight off covid would he do it?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (lgiXo) 98
Is he actually running the show? I was under the impression states had radically different responses even now.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (Zm+LZ) Well, there is immense political pressure to follow his recommendations. But yes, different states are acting differently. The state I'm currently in isn't too bad, but it is fucking up my social life, but HOLY FUCK when it comes to the northeast. Not just the state rules, but the people are out of control. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (UPoLF) 99
I'm glad jackasses like Boulder t'hobo quit showing up and weeping about how we are all wrong about covid and blah blah blah. good riddance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (trdmm) sad case of mental derangement Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (zr5Kq) 100
Oooh, they mad!
@maxwelltani Biden's team wants to charge reporters $170 for a COVID test every time they come to the White House @idreesali114 "It would cost $1,360 a day to test an eight-person crew under the White House plan." @jackfitzdc $170 per test for anyone entering the White House grounds, because "officials there contend that the cost of maintaining the testing regime for nearly a year has strained its budget." Strained the White House's budget. More at twitchy: https://tinyurl.com/y8fvlhxo Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (cF8AT) 101
88 Just saw that JJ Abrams is making a black Superman movie to be written by Ta-Nahisi Coates. Whatever.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 26, 2021 06:11 PM (xPl2J) Jar Jar Abrams is quite possibly the most uncreative hack in Hollywood. But people still very cheerfully give him money. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (49Dnm) 102
The "safety to society" clause of the Constitution, huh? Good luck with that one.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2021 06:15 PM (D6lWx) 103
The only thing Fauci is actually well qualified for is writing code for climate prediction models.
Posted by: Roy at February 26, 2021 06:15 PM (Ti+Tv) 104
Ace nails it. There is a non zero risk in just about everything. Statistically speaking, my daughter has a greater risk of dying in a bus crash on the way to school than getting and dying from the Rona. Schools are still closed though.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2021 06:15 PM (kTF2Z) 105
I told you this beady-eyed little fuck would try to rape you, but did you listen?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 26, 2021 06:15 PM (03n3v) 106
It's all one big Psyops campaign and it worked so expect more.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 26, 2021 06:12 PM (7ZQe3) It's weird where I am. The grocery stores still care, but the restaurants and coffee place I go to don't GAF. The waitresses walk around with masks pulled down. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:15 PM (gAFsE) Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2021 06:15 PM (ZfRYq) 108
I conducted an independent study. Gathered 100 people from all over the country and put them in close contact maskless for 3+ days. Data indicates no one got the covids.
Need to run that experiment again. Just to be sure. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 26, 2021 06:16 PM (2lndx) 109
Anybody ever notice how similar the words "Fauci" and "fascist" are?
Just thinking out loud here... Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (L2ZTs) Fauci is Italian for Fuckyou. Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 06:16 PM (uEbPt) 110
It's not just Fauci, who's an obvious buffoon and fraud (and he was ridiculed by knowledgeable insiders *decades* ago, during his first rodeo, HIV).
It's the "public health" buffoons and vandals and nutcases all through the federal bureaucracy, and the state and county bureaucracies. And the governors (including most GOP). And the elected officials. And the voters who seem quite happy with all this destructive anti-scientific idiocy. Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 06:16 PM (OTzUX) 111
Tami, at this stage I'm pro-anything that makes the lives of assholes like the WHCD more expensive and difficult.
I'd also force them all to be repeatedly frozen in amber between every press conference, to make sure they're never up to something away from the spotlight. Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:16 PM (L2ZTs) 112
The recent Israeli study, which has yet to be peer-reviewed, suggests that is the case for the Pfizer's vaccine. The researchers looked at more than 1,000 people who'd tested positive for the virus after being fully vaccinated in Tel Aviv. Those people's viral loads in the period from 12 to 28 days after their second dose were four times lower than their viral loads in the first 11 days after their vaccinations.
"These reduced viral loads hint to lower infectiousness, further contributing to vaccine impact on virus spread," the study authors wrote. Another study from Israel, also not yet peer-reviewed, suggested the Pfizer vaccine reduced viral loads by a factor of up to 20. Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2021 06:16 PM (85Gof) Posted by: Dr. Vivi at February 26, 2021 06:16 PM (USW1s) 114
I conducted my own covert investigation into anal intravenous infections,
Posted by: Super ga . . . Straight Bath House Fauci at February 26, 2021 06:16 PM (e7jyQ) 115
Biden's team wants to charge reporters $170 for a COVID test every time they come to the White House
.. Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (cF8AT) yes please !!! CHINESE ANAL SWAB TEST !! Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:17 PM (zr5Kq) 116
@maxwelltani
Biden's team wants to charge reporters $170 for a COVID test every time they come to the White House @idreesali114 "It would cost $1,360 a day to test an eight-person crew under the White House plan." @jackfitzdc $170 per test for anyone entering the White House grounds, because "officials there contend that the cost of maintaining the testing regime for nearly a year has strained its budget." Strained the White House's budget. More at twitchy: https://tinyurl.com/y8fvlhxo Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (cF8AT) LMAO. No, no, we're not cancelling press conferences because our press secretary is dumber than a cheerleader with a brain injury and the president is a fucking rutabaga, it's because *you won't get tested*. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:17 PM (gAFsE) 117
Northernlurker, if Fauci told him to, Joe would wear the full ballerina outfit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:17 PM (L2ZTs) 118
It's amazing how someone obscure as Fauci get's to mandate life in Amerikka.
There's no precedence for turning over day to day life to an unelected fucktard. Yet, and I hate to say it, Trump started this. It's got a life of it's own now and will never, ever be pulled back. The damn story changes from day to day, week to week. This isn't science or health... it's a fucking game now. Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 26, 2021 06:17 PM (3H9h1) 119
runner, and it should be administered by Godzilla!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (L2ZTs) 120
>>> Malevolent Elf-Queen
Hah! In LotR, Elf-Queen Galadriel refused the power of the ring and passed the test. Elf-Queen Fauci grabbed the power of the corona and is turning into Gollum. Change my mind. Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (Rbfr/) 121
If I had seen her again I was going to show up at the office chowing down on Oreos right before the appointment.
At my last appointment, my dentist asked me to eat more sweets because if I dont get cavities he cant buy a boat. It was a joke, but Im still following his advice. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (2lndx) 122
Stephen Price Blair, I think that's a very good idea.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (ScWrx) 123
Trump was never going to fire Fauci. For one - Trump is a germophobe. For another, Trump is a credentialist. And finally - Trump simply can't manage a staff. He just can't.
When Trump went through that week or two where he wore the stupid mask - huge mistake. And then he bitched because states opened up TOO QUICKLY. He got played. They even played him well enough to get him to play others. Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (chkoV) 124
yes please !!! CHINESE ANAL SWAB TEST !!
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:17 PM (zr5Kq) I dunno, some of them would probably enjoy that too much. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (Ez6QX) 125
@100 but no mean tweets!
Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (ZfRYq) 126
I'd love to watch those anal swabbings too.
"Hold still Acosta!! Don't make us perforate your colon again!!..." Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (L2ZTs) 127
It's weird where I am. The grocery stores still care, but the restaurants and coffee place I go to don't GAF. The waitresses walk around with masks pulled down.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:15 PM (gAFsE) Very few places where I am care. I was at a brewery on wednesday playing trivia and one of my friends forgot his mask and the girl was like "oh, it's fine, just walk to your table." (we won trivia by the way And that seems to be the attitude in most places. The bars are just terrified of the liquor police shutting them down if they get caught not enforcing the mask rules. Although I've noticed that pretty much every place has stopped enforcing the 25% capacity rule or whatever. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (UPoLF) 128
Of course, for certain WH Press Corps members a mere swab wouldn't be big enough....
Posted by: Dr. Vivi at February 26, 2021 06:19 PM (USW1s) Posted by: four seasons at February 26, 2021 06:19 PM (PisyI) 130
I conducted an independent study. Gathered 100 people from all over the country and put them in close contact maskless for 3+ days. Data indicates no one got the covids. Fuck the Faucist.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2021 06:07 PM (ScWrx) Your contribution is very helpful. Can you let us go now, please? Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:19 PM (gAFsE) 131
@qdpsteve , fine with me !
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:19 PM (zr5Kq) 132
74 Imagine being a guy like Fauci. Doctor, has a *relatively* prestigious appointment, but nobody really knows who the hell he is or pays attention to him outside of certain limited circles.
... He seems to me like someone whose skills and knowledge had been eroding for a long time at a desk, suddenly having to produce answers NOW, and he can't anymore. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (gAFsE) In fairness to Fauci, I tend to agree that it's not all on him. Let's not forget that we're talking about a guy who, in normal circumstances, gets up every morning, puts on his best bow tie, and goes to work at a government agency where they write reports about how many people are going to die this month. Not really what I'd call a neutral policy decider, and people should have been more cognizant of that going in. Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 06:19 PM (zcf1k) 133
Yeah, Fauci has zero credibility. I'm not going to believe any more of his pronunciamentos unless they're verified by the FBI.
Wut? Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 26, 2021 06:19 PM (sWM8x) 134
I could NOT loathe Fauxi any more than I do.... he is despicable. Does he not realize that people all over the country have been congregating (in church, for example) and dining indoors for MONTHS! He's mentally insane or evil; in this case, I embrace the power of AND...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 26, 2021 06:19 PM (pcsoT) 135
Just saw that JJ Abrams is making a black Superman movie to be written by Ta-Nahisi Coates.
Am actual Black Superman movie would be pretty cool. But theres no way they could make it today, despite its likely popularity both among blacks and everyone else. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 26, 2021 06:19 PM (2lndx) 136
Acosta's anal swab should be performed via industrial power drill...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (L2ZTs) 137
$170 per test for anyone entering the White House grounds, because "officials there contend that the cost of maintaining the testing regime for nearly a year has strained its budget."
Strained the White House's budget. Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (cF8AT) Budget? Just kite some more paper...we're good for it. Posted by: BignJames at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (AwYPR) 138
Trump should have stomped on this troll and the scarf doctor once it became obvious they were fucking around . Posted by: Martini Farmer If you add in the Surgeon General for the trifecta I'll agree. They lied to us and I will *never* acknowledge their authority/truthfulness again. Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (gtatv) 139
Same
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (r+sAi) 140
It's weird where I am. The grocery stores still care, but the restaurants and coffee place I go to don't GAF. The waitresses walk around with masks pulled down.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:15 PM (gAFsE) Very few places where I am care. I was at a brewery on wednesday playing trivia and one of my friends forgot his mask and the girl was like "oh, it's fine, just walk to your table." (we won trivia by the way And that seems to be the attitude in most places. The bars are just terrified of the liquor police shutting them down if they get caught not enforcing the mask rules. Although I've noticed that pretty much every place has stopped enforcing the 25% capacity rule or whatever. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (UPoLF) Dammit it, I need to live where you guys are. I literally never ever see anyone anywhere without a mask. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (Ez6QX) 141
I'm glad jackasses like Boulder t'hobo quit showing up and weeping about how we are all wrong about covid and blah blah blah. good riddance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2021 06:04 PM (trdmm) sad case of mental derangement Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (zr5Kq) It was shocking how such a seemingly otherwise intelligent person completely lost his shit. Uncertainty and fear reveal character, I guess. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (y7DUB) 142
In my area, about three quarters of the people don't wear the mask in the stores anymore.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (R5lpX) 143
Someday Fauci is going to meet someone who lost everything bc of Fauci's stupidity and inflated ego. That would be an interesting conversation.
Posted by: EveR at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (R0z7P) 144
I dunno, some of them would probably enjoy that too much.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (Ez6QX) "no, no, go deeper, get a better sample..." -an WH reporter Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (zr5Kq) 145
I've met the guy IRL. He's a good man. His Wuhan thing was upsetting. But then, shit. I work in an office of Believers. So, I will just say this: BTH is not a crackpot. He just kind of got caught up in the maelstrom of misinformation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (x8Wzq) I don't mind other opinions or even people that are dicks about it. He was becoming a really annoying troll, but I was still fine with him being an idiot - Until he came back to dunk on us shortly after the election. That I do not forgive. He can go fuck himself up a tree until his dick falls off - I don't care how good he seemed in real life. Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (uEbPt) 146
We can't congregate? oops.. Congregated on Thanksgiving, Christmas and new years.. I hugged my grandkids too...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (Zmnko) 147
On Hallow, a free good religious/prayer app, Father Mike Schultz has a good homily on 2/14 about how life is full of risks. Avoiding all risk is not possible; even if it were, risk avoidance should be no higher than #3 on your life agenda. He also quotes Mike Rowe, so that's a good thing.
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (Ed8Zd) 148
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Thanks for your comments. I haven't met him but I agree with your asssesment. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (VP4Cd) 149
128 Of course, for certain WH Press Corps members a mere swab wouldn't be big enough....
Posted by: Dr. Vivi at February 26, 2021 06:19 PM (USW1s) like a hotdog down a hallway. Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2021 06:22 PM (vMCab) 150
There ought to be a brutally harsh, lingering, and painful reckoning for these m0therf*ckers. All of them. Every last fucking one.
Instead, they get million-dollar vanity prizes. Clown World. This has to be the worst oligarchical dystopia possible. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:22 PM (YiTfq) 151
Until he came back to dunk on us shortly after the election. That I do not forgive. He can go fuck himself up a tree until his dick falls off - I don't care how good he seemed in real life.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (uEbPt) All of this. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:23 PM (Ez6QX) 152
It was shocking how such a seemingly otherwise intelligent person completely lost his shit. Uncertainty and fear reveal character, I guess.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (y7DUB) I have to be honest, I was not that surprised. Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:23 PM (zr5Kq) 153
In the old days, we used to take guys like fauci out behind the gym to set him straight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2021 06:23 PM (85Gof) 154
The risk of dying in a car crash is not zero whenever you get into a car. The risk is also not zero if you're sitting in your living room. The idea of zero risks is itself idiotic.
Posted by: Dave M at February 26, 2021 06:23 PM (/Fkeg) 155
We went to the Woodman's today - grocery store - and Rev had his mask under his chin per usual. Check-out kid told him to pull it up. He was maybe 20, 21. First time we've ever been scolded.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 26, 2021 06:23 PM (45fpk) 156
Of course, for certain WH Press Corps members a mere swab wouldn't be big enough....
Posted by: Dr. Vivi Use Fredo's swab. Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 26, 2021 06:23 PM (gtatv) 157
In holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite. And that creepy little dick Fauci. Watch out for that one. Posted by: Dwight D. Eisenhower at February 26, 2021 06:24 PM (hLzTG) 158
The Cuck is strong with this one...
Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank Mitt Romney holds the career record for most victories in the CPAC Straw Poll. And he was, to anyone paying attention at the time, exactly the same guy he is now. 2:54 PM · Feb 26, 2021 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 26, 2021 06:24 PM (FBrfY) 159
I think the chicoms should be in charge of virus swab tests for the reporters
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2021 06:24 PM (85Gof) 160
Dammit it, I need to live where you guys are. I literally never ever see anyone anywhere without a mask.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (Ez6QX) IDK where Harry is but I'm in Louisiana. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:24 PM (gAFsE) 161
We can't congregate? oops.. Congregated on Thanksgiving, Christmas and new years.. I hugged my grandkids too...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (Zmnko) We've had more dinner parties and get togethers this year than I ever remember. One every three weeks or so, plus dinners out with the kids and their girlfrieds/boyfriends. every week or two . Other than the fake show of wearing a mask while grocery shopping or when checking in at the restaurant , Im ignoring the Fauci and other BS. Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:24 PM (Ed8Zd) 162
But bathhouses are okay, right Elf on a Shelf?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:24 PM (ptqGC) 163
A friend saw Bug-Chasing Bathhouse Dick open for Sista' Scope at a Chicago Bathhouse in '97.
Posted by: ShainS at February 26, 2021 06:25 PM (c3dw6) 164
Now, if I start posting crap about masks and how wonderful Fauci is , please to know, it is not me, am being held hostage and my family's life is threatened !
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:25 PM (zr5Kq) 165
Dan McLaughlin
@baseballcrank Mitt Romney holds the career record for most victories in the CPAC Straw Poll. And he was, to anyone paying attention at the time, exactly the same guy he is now. Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 26, 2021 06:24 PM (FBrfY) He does not, however, hold the record for most victories in a Presidential election. Or primary. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:25 PM (gAFsE) 166
155 We went to the Woodman's today - grocery store - and Rev had his mask under his chin per usual. Check-out kid told him to pull it up. He was maybe 20, 21. First time we've ever been scolded.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 26, 2021 06:23 PM (45fpk) Did he say bless you? And the horse you rode in on? Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2021 06:25 PM (ZfRYq) 167
Until he came back to dunk on us shortly after the election. That I do not forgive. He can go fuck himself up a tree until his dick falls off - I don't care how good he seemed in real life.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (uEbPt) Not sure if I remember that or not since I was so pissed off at the world...still am. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:25 PM (y7DUB) 168
I don't mind other opinions or even people that are dicks about it. He was becoming a really annoying troll, but I was still fine with him being an idiot - Until he came back to dunk on us shortly after the election. That I do not forgive. He can go fuck himself up a tree until his dick falls off - I don't care how good he seemed in real life. Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 06:21 PM (uEbPt) About as bad as chemjeff showing up and pretending everything would all be ok and no hard feelings and anything. "Say isn't it wonderful that we no longer have to worry about a 'cult of personality' I accuse all you dumbasses of having." Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2021 06:26 PM (vMCab) 169
Been congregating and going out for drinks and dinner since last year.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:26 PM (ptqGC) 170
It was shocking how such a seemingly otherwise intelligent person
completely lost his shit. Uncertainty and fear reveal character, I guess. One person's character is another's bat shit crazy. But, yes, none of us know each other in day to day interactions. Because that shit is easy. Most work off a script. Those that don't are interesting and risky. Now - introduce a little chaos. Most people will ignore the cracks - but some see them. A little chaos tells you stuff about everybody. What it tells me is that most people are herd animals. Now introduce a lot of chaos. Those interesting and risky people ? Follow them and take your chances. The totally sane guy that suddenly turns into Mad Max ? The stuff of after school specials. Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:26 PM (chkoV) 171
And (Rmoney) was, to anyone paying attention at the time, exactly the same guy he is now.
Well, not entirely wrong there. He's always been a preening, self-important, mealy-mouthed oligarch-in-wait. Now you can add bitter and "hates his own voters" to that distinguished list. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:27 PM (YiTfq) 172
Malevolent elf-queen is classic.
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:27 PM (Ed8Zd) 173
So SD is very near herd immunity. Hahahaha. We never shut down anything and masks were never mandatory.
Posted by: Archer at February 26, 2021 06:27 PM (gmo/4) 174
out kid told him to pull it up. He was maybe 20, 21. First time we've ever been scolded.
Now they say covid lasts on cloth for up to 3 days.. Everyone who wears them and keeps pulling them up is contaminating themselves if the "experts" are to be believed Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:27 PM (Zmnko) 175
>>> 160 Dammit it, I need to live where you guys are. I literally never ever see anyone anywhere without a mask.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (Ez6QX) That's how it is here. Every place has signs and near 100% compliance. My workplace is the worst, masks required 100% of the time, when you're alone in a building. Going out to the outlying cities is a bit better but still not great. Posted by: banana Dream at February 26, 2021 06:27 PM (SFSVc) 176
And he was, to anyone paying attention at the time, exactly the same guy he is now.
A lying fake egotistical sob, we just didn't know it then. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2021 06:27 PM (r+sAi) 177
girlfrieds/boyfriends. every week or two . Other than the fake show of wearing a mask while grocery shopping or when checking in at the restaurant , Im ignoring the Fauci and other BS.
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at We have done the same thing. We never social distanced at all. We all caught it though. Bad flu. I lost my sense of smell and taste and have had memory problems. Like I am in a fog. I have problems finding words but it's getting better. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 06:27 PM (A57L2) 178
Did he say bless you? And the horse you rode in on?
Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2021 06:25 PM (ZfRYq) I wish. He's too nice. Posted by: grammie winger at February 26, 2021 06:27 PM (45fpk) 179
Yes, fear does that to people. It can sometimes be irrational and take over your life. Probably why the Bible addresses that subject quite a bit.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:28 PM (VP4Cd) 180
158 The Cuck is strong with this one...
Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank Mitt Romney holds the career record for most victories in the CPAC Straw Poll. And he was, to anyone paying attention at the time, exactly the same guy he is now. 2:54 PM Feb 26, 2021 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 26, 2021 06:24 PM (FBrfY) A backstabbing elitist piece of shit that goes after conservatives ten times harder than he has ever gone after any of his supposed opponents. Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2021 06:28 PM (vMCab) 181
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
How was your surgery? Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:28 PM (Zmnko) 182
No, no, we're not cancelling press conferences because our press secretary is dumber than a cheerleader with a brain injury and the president is a fucking rutabaga,
Any day I can read rutabaga in first class snark like this is a good day. Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 06:28 PM (axyOa) 183
Had to go check out a covid hotspot today, volunteered for it as usual. Commissioner said only fully vaccinated staff could do these inspections now so I couldn't go. Told her I'd be fine, was going into Cuomo's covid infested nursing homes last March with nothing but a pair of gloves (again, nobody else was volunteering). She freaked and said, "I don't want you to die!" and I laughed.
Searched for some of the vaccinated staff to go, couple illiterate diversity hires and the few new hires fresh out of college. She decided to send me, lol. Posted by: mugiwara at February 26, 2021 06:28 PM (uMX7p) 184
yeah, grammie, woodman's in la crosse are real goose-steppers about masks - signs everywhere, announcements on the pa every few minutes ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 26, 2021 06:28 PM (AKJpt) 185
One day ten years from now we will reach into a coat pocket and find a mask and think that was a crazy year.
Then we will unsheathe our machete and head out into the wastelands. Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (ZfRYq) 186
Actually elves are kind of of cute... How about troll?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (Zmnko) 187
I have to be honest, I was not that surprised.
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:23 PM (zr5Kq) I mostly interacted with him on the book thread where maybe people tend to be on better behavior. Whether or not that's true, I defer to your insight regarding him. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (y7DUB) 188
So, I live in a rural area. There's a small town down the road where we buy gas, booze and sometimes food. The gas and booze are co-located... no masks. The grocery store is a mask Nazi zone... as per the county health Nazis.
The grocery store is not "struggling" but you can tell people would rather shop elsewhere... except there isn't. When I go into the liquor store the owners, cashiers and help don't have masks. Neither do I. We talk. Smile. I get a free T-Shirt. It's all good. Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (3H9h1) 189
Cavities/sweets: It was my hope that after losing lots of fat and getting slim and trim, that I could keep milk chocolate around for special occasions.
"Special occasions" are basically a series of binary Yes/No Questions. "Is There Chocolate In The House"? [X] Yes - Fvkj___ Eat It!!! [ ] No - That Sucks. If We Had Chocolate, I'd Eat It Right Now Posted by: Common Tater at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (YtsCi) 190
I ride the J with my neck gaiter under my chin.I have walked NYPD and MTA police uncovered and not a peep. Occasionally, the bus drivers have asked me to cover my mouth.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (blvDT) 191
You know, vermin are smart.
When they start noticing all their little chums hanging by their tail, gutted on a fence, one after another - they tend to get skittish. Even stop coming around altogether. Just popped into my head for some odd reason. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (46GDR) 192
Romney holds the record for greatest length of Uniparty dick sucked. Or he's at least tied.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (uEbPt) 193
I've been wearing the diaper under my nose for months. No one has ever said a word about it to me. I take this to mean everyone knows it's bullshit.
The only place I know of where a lot of people blatantly disregard masks is Home Depot. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 26, 2021 06:30 PM (sWM8x) 194
Planes are flying at 100% capacity again. So you can sit 3 inches away from people for 5 hours, but OH HELL NO you can't get together with friends.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:30 PM (Ez6QX) 195
Frack Fauci. Honest to God, this gnome must go.
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2021 06:30 PM (HgGBT) 196
Democrats, forty seven (47) elected Democrats convicted or under indictment for: child pornography, pedophilia, rape, sexual assault, prostitution, pandering and more;
here they are: https://t.co/2JDZwOUQqe?amp=1 Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 06:30 PM (eF1II) 197
And that seems to be the attitude in most places. The bars are just terrified of the liquor police shutting them down if they get caught not enforcing the mask rules. Although I've noticed that pretty much every place has stopped enforcing the 25% capacity rule or whatever. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 26, 2021 06:18 PM (UPoLF) It only takes two or three customers frightening the ever loving shit out of one of the inspector nazis before they get the message that they are not welcome, and will get their ass stomped into next week with their house burned down for that shit to stop cold fooking turkey, Posted by: BifBewalski - Alynski Rules at February 26, 2021 06:30 PM (VcFUs) 198
I mostly interacted with him on the book thread where maybe people tend to be on better behavior.
=== Forced to wear pants and stuff, I get it... Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:31 PM (zr5Kq) 199
170 per test for anyone entering the White House grounds, because "officials there contend that the cost of maintaining the testing regime for nearly a year has strained its budget."
Strained the White House's budget. Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (cF8AT) Budget? Just kite some more paper...we're good for it. Posted by: BignJames at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (AwYPR) Wait... how much $$$ is going to Afghanistan for gender studies? Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:31 PM (Ed8Zd) 200
I see he who shall not be named (under his old name, I mean) has his new and improved nic for today or maybe he's had it for a few days. I guess it will last for a few days until the next transformation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:31 PM (VP4Cd) 201
Mitt Romney holds the career record for most victories in the CPAC Straw Poll. And he was, to anyone paying attention at the time, exactly the same guy he is now.
That right there is why I consider CPAC to be a marginal freak show with sporadic conservative cred. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:31 PM (y7DUB) 202
Fauci? Again? What is that insufferable twat going on about now? Does he really believe anyone with a brain listens to his regurgitated horse shit?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 26, 2021 06:31 PM (Vxu+H) Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (zr5Kq) 204
I am hoping that Fauchi soon gets the Cuomo "too big for his own britches we have to clear him away" treatment. Since our side won't do the job, we have to wait for the left to deal with their own lunatics and radicals.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (KZzsI) 205
Isn't the 28th supposed to be national mask free day or that was just a rumor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (VP4Cd) 206
Not sure if I remember that or not since I was so pissed off at the world...still am.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:25 PM (y7DUB) It was a world class display of being a total POS. Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (uEbPt) 207
Romney holds the record for
=== Being the biggest douche bag since McCain Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (zr5Kq) Hey what am I? Chopped Liver Posted by: Liz Cheney at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (85Gof) 208
Mitt Romney holds the career record for most victories in the CPAC Straw Poll. And he was, to anyone paying attention at the time, exactly the same guy he is now.
Yes. And that's exactly the problem. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 26, 2021 06:33 PM (KZzsI) 209
The problem with something like CPAC is that it's going to skew toward an insider's view of politics, so insiders like Romney are likely to have outsize popularity compared to a real election. Normies aren't exactly going to stop whatever they were doing and get the boss to agree to 4-5 days away from the office for a convention that has no bearing on their job responsibilities, and accept the cost of the trip as a substitute for a real vacation.
Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 06:33 PM (zcf1k) 210
When I go into the liquor store the owners, cashiers and help don't have masks. Neither do I. We talk. Smile. I get a free T-Shirt. It's all good. Posted by: Martini Farmer - Everyone here wears masks indoors but it's because they don't want their license pulled. If I'm alone with the waitresses I know they have their masks pulled down. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 06:33 PM (A57L2) 211
It was a world class display of being a total POS.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (uEbPt) It sure was. I remember it vividly. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (Ez6QX) 212
Romney holds the record for greatest length of Uniparty dick sucked. Or he's at least tied.
I'll just point to Mitt's age and experience. He does not understand - he can't - that "just being the guy" no longer matters. He can't Grok it. Even if he worms his way into the lead position again, people simply will not follow. They no longer respect his rank in the system, or even the system itself. His blind spot is very typical of a certain demographic that really gets pissy when such things are pointed out. Such points are no less true. Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (chkoV) 213
Just found out I have jury duty starting 2nd week of March. I refuse to wear a mask, and I'll call the Court Clerk and let them know. They say in the instructions that masking and distancing are required. We'll see how that goes.
Posted by: Juror #0696969 at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (vodOK) 214
Here's another advantage to being a lurker. Nobody knows if I'm a weirdo.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (lgiXo) 215
Yes, fear does that to people. It can sometimes be irrational and take over your life. Probably why the Bible addresses that subject quite a bit.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:28 PM (VP4Cd) Ive come around to just pitying these poor fools who have swallowed the BS hook, line and sinker. It's a step up from hating them, which is where I was before. Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (Ed8Zd) 216
Speaking of plague: This is a German sea shanty/ sailor song I ran across recently. It's very bouncy and cheery sounding until you read the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=YzMMOpllaV0 Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (gAFsE) 217
Being the biggest douche bag since McCain
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (zr5Kq) Hey what am I? Chopped Liver Posted Posted by: Liz Cheney at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (85Gof) Douchette bag? Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (Zmnko) 218
Hey what am I? Chopped Liver
Posted by: Liz Cheney at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (85Gof) You're getting there, Neocon Lizzy. But you have a long, long way to go before you get to Willard Rmoney level fuckery. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (YiTfq) 219
181 Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
How was your surgery? Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:28 PM Went well. Anxious to be fully mobile for the first time since last June. Thanks. Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (ptqGC) 220
PseudorightPseudobrightMake me a sandwich
Posted by: AMartel at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (WWgnZ) 221
I see he who shall not be named (under his old name, I mean) has his new and improved nic for today or maybe he's had it for a few days. I guess it will last for a few days until the next transformation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:31 PM (VP4Cd) I wonder how he would like someone continuously entering his property after being told, repeatedly, to stay the fk away. He takes advantage of ace and the cobs and thinks himself a hero. Just because they can't shoot him in the ass. Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (zr5Kq) 222
Fauci was so loved by the Democrats Propaganda Ministry during the Trump administration, now he is the darling of Xiden administration and probably is the top man, his opinion is written in stone and proclaimed through out the land.
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (Cxk7w) 223
186 Actually elves are kind of of cute... How about troll?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (Zmnko) Gnome. Same species as DeWine. Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (vMCab) 224
Wait... how much $$$ is going to Afghanistan for gender studies?
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:31 PM (Ed8Zd) ----------------------- It's going to support Hunter's hooker-n-blow lifestyle. Joe trying to keep him away from Jill. Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 06:35 PM (eF1II) 225
Just found out I have jury duty starting 2nd week of March. I refuse to wear a mask, and I'll call the Court Clerk and let them know. They say in the instructions that masking and distancing are required. We'll see how that goes.
Posted by: Juror #0696969 at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (vodOK) The sexiest of juror numbers. Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:35 PM (Ed8Zd) 226
Thanks Yahoo news! I needed a good laugh!
Alexander Nazaryan @alexnazaryan In Hogan v. DeSantis, a battle for the future of the GOP. In DeSantis vs. Hogan, two competing visions of the GOP for 2024 Gov. Ron DeSantis thrills the base, but not the middle. Gov. Larry Hogan appeals to centrists, which alienates the Trumpian true believers. Whose version of the GOP will prevail? news.yahoo.com t.co/3YhiYXr0tj?amp=1 5:23 AM · Feb 26, 2021 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 26, 2021 06:35 PM (FBrfY) 227
Isn't the 28th supposed to be national mask free day or that was just a rumor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM (VP4Cd) 30th Posted by: BignJames at February 26, 2021 06:35 PM (AwYPR) 228
Douchette bag?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (Zmnko) Wouldn't it still be douche bag, given what the function of the actual article is? Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:36 PM (gAFsE) Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:36 PM (Zmnko) 230
Hey what am I? Chopped Liver
Posted by: Liz Cheney at February 26, 2021 06:32 PM you are an up and coming douche, my darling Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:36 PM (zr5Kq) 231
"Special occasions" are basically a series of binary Yes/No Questions. "Is There Chocolate In The House"? [X] Yes - Fvkj___ Eat It!!! [ ] No - That Sucks. If We Had Chocolate, I'd Eat It Right Now Posted by: Common Tater Mrs. AZ uses the same questions! Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 26, 2021 06:36 PM (gtatv) 232
They didn't dare degender Mr. Potato Head while Don Rickles was still alive.
Posted by: DaveA at February 26, 2021 06:36 PM (FhXTo) 233
213 Just found out I have jury duty starting 2nd week of March. I refuse to wear a mask, and I'll call the Court Clerk and let them know. They say in the instructions that masking and distancing are required. We'll see how that goes.
Posted by: Juror #0696969 at F Where I am civil cases are done on Zoom, I have no idea how they are doing criminal cases except letting all the criminals go. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 06:36 PM (A57L2) 234
Here's another advantage to being a lurker. Nobody knows if I'm a weirdo.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (lgiXo) Oh we know Posted by: grammie winger at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (45fpk) 235
Just found out I have jury duty starting 2nd week of March. I refuse to wear a mask, and I'll call the Court Clerk and let them know. They say in the instructions that masking and distancing are required. We'll see how that goes.
Posted by: Juror #0696969 at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (vodOK) Let me know which Jail they lock you up in, so I can send you a care package Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (85Gof) 236
OTish- mentioned yesterday to my pinochle group- a senate hearing was basically a Milton Belle skit played straight-faced. Today Paula Bolyard says same thing. This is not normal and it's well past time we refuse to play along.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (7o4Oo) Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (v3pYe) 238
I do not take orders from this fake fossil fag.
Posted by: Desultory joe at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (L9P9s) 239
Larry Hogan is John Kasich without the postman father...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (FBrfY) 240
I see he who shall not be named (under his old name, I mean) has his new and improved nic for today or maybe he's had it for a few days. I guess it will last for a few days until the next transformation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:31 PM (VP4Cd) I don't understand, but am very intrigued. Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (Ed8Zd) 241
Alexander Nazaryan
@alexnazaryan In Hogan v. DeSantis, a battle for the future of the GOP. Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 26, 2021 06:35 PM (FBrfY) What, no love for me? - Massachusetts Gauliter Charlie "Lockdown" Baker (DIABLO) Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (YiTfq) 242
That right there is why I consider CPAC to be a marginal freak show with sporadic conservative cred.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:31 PM (y7DUB) The fact that the only coverage it really got here was Gabe whining about them being mean to the phony conservative group GOProud, and as soon as they were let in and then it disbanded because of Kennedy getting to force gay marriage proved that to me. Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2021 06:38 PM (vMCab) 243
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Well, he's a smart guy and has some interesting comments. I just don't get the name to repeatedy put a mask on. You know who he is. I know and so do lots of others who aren't changing their nics they've had for years unless they're doing some silly trolling pretending to be Hillary Clinton or something. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:38 PM (VP4Cd) 244
Posted by: Juror #0696969 at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (vodOK)
Just wear in a nice pair of jeans, sport coat, boots, and NRA Tee - you'll be out of there in fifteen minutes. Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:38 PM (chkoV) 245
236 OTish- mentioned yesterday to my pinochle group- a senate hearing was
basically a Milton Belle skit played straight-faced. Today Paula Bolyard says same thing. have you figured out which of your pinochle friends is the mole? Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 26, 2021 06:38 PM (sGtp+) 246
i went maskless to sam's club yesterday....i totally had a moment of normalcy and no one said a word to me.....(i forgot my mask in my car)....i told my overly concerned daughters and they are convinced i now have covid....(i had it last march) i reminded them everyone else was wearing their masks...so i was protected.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (CqHIp) Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (Zmnko) 248
And OMG what a great post. Made my day. Ace is the best.
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (HgGBT) 249
One day ten years from now we will reach into a coat pocket and find a mask and think that was a crazy year.
Then we will unsheathe our machete and head out into the wastelands. Posted by: blaster at February 26, 2021 06:29 PM (ZfRYq) Don't forget to polish your colander... Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (ZSK0i) 250
In what universe is Larry Hogan (or Charlie Baker, or that asshole Governor from Vermont) anything other than a DIABLO?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (YiTfq) 251
Dr Fauci is the Lord of, you know, the Things.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (eG8Pk) 252
Larry Hogan is John Kasich without the postman father...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (FBrfY) And with hair not combed by an egg beater. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (y7DUB) 253
243-Sorry not "trolling" People pretending to be Hillary Clinton are donning a sock as a joke, which can sometimes be pretty funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (VP4Cd) 254
Every year, CPAC invites a lefty visitor. I wonder who it was this year.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (L2ZTs) 255
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (lgiXo)
--------- Hey everybody, check out this weirdo! Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (kTF2Z) 256
213 Just found out I have jury duty starting 2nd week of March. I refuse to wear a mask, and I'll call the Court Clerk and let them know. They say in the instructions that masking and distancing are required. We'll see how that goes.
Posted by: Juror #0696969 at F Just say you've got a cough or a sore throat and can't taste anything. Done and done. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 06:40 PM (46GDR) 257
Every year, CPAC invites a lefty visitor. I wonder who it was this year.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (L2ZTs) You mean besides Romney? Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:40 PM (gAFsE) 258
Fauci is Smurfette's weird Uncle. And pink instead of blue.
That he has ANY cred is due to (again our nemesis) THE MEDIA. Let's try and lessen the effect of the media and worry about the effect of a vicious cold virus later. Posted by: jakee308 at February 26, 2021 06:40 PM (z96ye) 259
Vanya, him and Acosta, yes. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:40 PM (L2ZTs) 260
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (Ed8Zd)
People so afraid probably need to be pitied. It's a sad waste one ones life. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:40 PM (VP4Cd) 261
170 per test for anyone entering the White House grounds, because "officials there contend that the cost of maintaining the testing regime for nearly a year has strained its budget."
Strained the White House's budget. Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2021 06:14 PM (cF8AT) Budget? Just kite some more paper...we're good for it. Posted by: BignJames at February 26, 2021 06:20 PM (AwYPR) Sounds like Fauci and the other /spit/ experts will soon be told to forget about Testing, Testing, Testing. Because of costs. And the hassle. Of course costs and the hassles won't be mentioned when we plebs are officially informed massive testing is no longer required. Fauci will be told to come up some scientific reason why testing is suddenly useless. And another "if it saves one life it's worth it" scam is killed-off by its initiators. Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2021 06:41 PM (AMIL/) 262
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 26, 2021 06:37 PM (7o4Oo)
Milton Belle...almost as funny as Harry Youngman. Posted by: BignJames at February 26, 2021 06:41 PM (AwYPR) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:41 PM (VP4Cd) 264
Drinking boilermakers and listening to Genesis. Make the little goblin go away!
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2021 06:42 PM (HgGBT) 265
244 Posted by: Juror #0696969 at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (vodOK)
Just wear in a nice pair of jeans, sport coat, boots, and NRA Tee - you'll be out of there in fifteen minutes. Posted by: Roll Me Away at Februa Tell them you're psychic. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 06:42 PM (A57L2) 266
In my Washington town all the theaters have gone outta business, but the homeless have a new parking lot to live in.
All my favorite bars are shut down. A few of the bigger chain restaurants are open but the bar sides are closed. Many of the smaller businesses and bars will never reopen. I I've come to hate this place. Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 06:42 PM (axyOa) 267
I tried to warn you all that Willard Romney was the biggest shape-shifter in the Republican party, but did you listen?
>And let's not talk about John Kasich. Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 26, 2021 06:42 PM (03n3v) 268
The fact that the only coverage it really got here was Gabe whining about them being mean to the phony conservative group GOProud, and as soon as they were let in and then it disbanded because of Kennedy getting to force gay marriage proved that to me.
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2021 06:38 PM (vMCab) Speaking of same sexers, Tammy Bruce used to talk it up but, even though I like her she's not exactly been the gold standard on people like Sparkle Markle and Mia Love. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:42 PM (y7DUB) 269
Just wear in a nice pair of jeans, sport coat, boots, and NRA Tee - you'll be out of there in fifteen minutes.
Posted by: Roll Me MAGA hat too. Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 26, 2021 06:43 PM (gtatv) 270
Does anyone know a place to order books that's not Amazon or another leftist/communist supporting thug?
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:43 PM (Ed8Zd) 271
254 Every year, CPAC invites a lefty visitor. I wonder who it was this year.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (L2ZTs) -------------- Cotton was up earlier and I think Lezby Cheney is on the bill. Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 26, 2021 06:43 PM (eF1II) 272
Dan McLaughlin
@baseballcrank Mitt Romney holds the career record for most victories in the CPAC Straw Poll. And he was, to anyone paying attention at the time, exactly the same guy he is now. Yes. He was a preening douche. *waves from Massachusetts* But he was preferable to the vile communist dirtbags he was running against. What's your point? Thought so. Go get your f***ing shine box, Dan. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2021 06:43 PM (rBtIz) 273
In what universe is Larry Hogan (or Charlie Baker, or that asshole Governor from Vermont) anything other than a DIABLO?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (YiTfq) Larry Hovis > Larry Hogan Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 26, 2021 06:43 PM (R/m4+) Posted by: YIKES! at February 26, 2021 06:43 PM (t6XCL) 275
Hey! It just occured to me that Fauci Gnome is just like Andy Corleoni. He rode to WuFlu tiger to inestimable fame, and now the same tiger is biting him on the ass.
Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2021 06:43 PM (HgGBT) 276
Every year, CPAC invites a lefty visitor. I wonder who it was this year.
Posted by: qdpsteve Mitt Romney there? Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 26, 2021 06:44 PM (Vxu+H) 277
Nobody knows if I'm a weirdo.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM And if your a regular no one knows.... Oh wait, I get it now. Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w) 278
Someone needs to go find Gargamel and have him put Papa Doc Smurf in a cage.
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at February 26, 2021 06:44 PM (WeNe+) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:44 PM (VP4Cd) 280
Fascist Fauzi has a Lockdown Fetish
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 26, 2021 06:44 PM (nUhF0) 281
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:34 PM (gAFsE)
That was a weird sort of death polka thing right there. "when you hear the accordion, somebody else died" Everybody dance! Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 06:45 PM (46GDR) 282
Books-a-Million
Posted by: Infidel at werk at February 26, 2021 06:45 PM (/oG9s) 283
Does anyone know a place to order books that's not Amazon or another leftist/communist supporting thug?
-- Alibris? Posted by: Lady in Black at February 26, 2021 06:45 PM (O+I8R) 284
The ChiComs are laughing their asses off. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 26, 2021 06:46 PM (Mzdiz) 285
ThriftBoooks.com
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:46 PM (YiTfq) 286
Being the biggest douche bag since McCain Posted by: runner Hey what am I? Chopped Liver Posted by: Liz Cheney Fight the patriarchy, sistah! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 26, 2021 06:46 PM (63Dwl) 287
By the way, any news about David Hogg's pillow empire?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:46 PM (ptqGC) 288
Did Cotton wow CPAC with his brilliant minimum wage vision? Or his incredible political instincts, which fortunately helped prevent any challenge to the election results, which would have led to Democrats doing extreme things?
Mitt and Tom could appear together to discuss their minimum wage/illegal alien bill. Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (OTzUX) 289
'Tis Madness: Why Is Biden Paying China to Build the Next Super-Bug at the Wuhan Bat-Lab?
The Federalist: "Infamous Wuhan Lab Authorized To Receive US Taxpayer Funding, NIH Confirms" This is far beyond any flip-flops. Dr. Franken-Fauci has Colonial Governor Biden funding China's next Super-Bug attack. Fauci moved his Coronavirus patents offshore there when things got to hot here. Are we really going to pay for our next Plandemic again? This is beyond insane. It's Pathological Treason. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (Ndje9) 290
So, have they voted on Levine yet?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (ScWrx) 291
ThriftBoooks.com
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:46 PM (YiTfq) NO IDEA how that extra "o" got in there. Let's try that again... ThriftBooks.com Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (YiTfq) 292
Every year, CPAC invites a lefty visitor. I wonder who it was this year.
They do - and it makes no sense, does it ? Look - I hated getting my young ass drug to Vacation Bible School. All those Baptists - all the hypocrisy as Brother So And So, who I KNEW was trying to ace my old man out of overtime at the foundry, droned on and on about shit while his wife wore stuff on her wrist nicer than any piece of furniture we had in our house, you get the point. But it would have been stupid as fuck, and I would have said so at the time - and got my hams warmed for the effort, I'm sure - if the Baptists would have ever invited a Satanist for a "fair and balanced opinion". That would have been nuts. Absolutely nuts. Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (chkoV) 293
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:43 PM (Ed8Zd
Yes, alibris (check spelling) and something called" Millions of books" or something like that. I just did a search for this a couple of days ago for alternatives for books to Amazon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (VP4Cd) 294
By the way, any news about David Hogg's pillow empire?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:46 PM Pillow status: [X] Bitten [ ] Not bitten Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (rBtIz) 295
Project Veritas at CPAC:
https://youtu.be/xGUWP739rE8 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 06:48 PM (46GDR) 296
All the Karens at my work are starting to sound hopeful. I feel a shift in public perception.
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2021 06:48 PM (Hucnr) 297
Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:43 PM (Ed8Zd
Yes, alibris (check spelling) and something called" Millions of books" or something like that. I just did a search for this a couple of days ago for alternatives for books to Amazon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (VP4Cd) Awesome. Thank you Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 26, 2021 06:48 PM (Ed8Zd) 298
254 Every year, CPAC invites a lefty visitor. I wonder who it was this year.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2021 06:39 PM (L2ZTs) Bitch McConnel Posted by: BifBewalski - Lefty at February 26, 2021 06:49 PM (VcFUs) 299
My company finished our 3rd party audit today and it went well. So I'm doing the sensible thing and drinking screwdrivers.
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2021 06:49 PM (vMCab) 300
287 By the way, any news about David Hogg's pillow empire?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:46 PM (ptqGC) Last I heard it had entered the realm of Morpheus. Posted by: Caliban at February 26, 2021 06:49 PM (HgGBT) 301
Fauci moved his Coronavirus patents offshore there when things got to hot here. Are we really going to pay for our next Plandemic again? This is beyond insane.
It's Pathological Treason. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (Ndje9) The capitalists will sell us the lab equipment we will engineer their fatal diseases on. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:49 PM (gAFsE) 302
Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (chkoV)
Lord knows I make a lot of typos, but there's no such phrase as "drug to" . It would be "dragged to". Glad I could help. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:49 PM (VP4Cd) 303
296 All the Karens at my work are starting to sound hopeful. I feel a shift in public perception.
Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2021 06:48 PM (Hucnr) Presumably due to a shift in messaging. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 26, 2021 06:50 PM (Zm+LZ) 304
During the American Revolution a far worse epidemic was happening, smallpox.
Posted by: navybrat, feeling good at February 26, 2021 06:50 PM (w7KSn) 305
"You yourself, what you can do, when you are together with another person, we are looking at that. And we are going to try to find out very quickly what recommendation could be made about what people can do."
- Did they mention reverse cowgirl? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2021 06:50 PM (VVEnO) 306
All my favorite bars are shut down. A few of the bigger chain restaurants are open but the bar sides are closed.
Many of the smaller businesses and bars will never reopen. I I've come to hate this place. Posted by: Diogenes at Febr Our dive bars have made it. First by giving you a cup o' soup with your drinks and others have stayed open in defiance. My friend was in a big brawl at the bar last weekend and I'm glad I wasn't there. His wife jumped over five people and punched the dude the bouncer was holding. They had to leave. She's a cowgirl and 5 foot nothing. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 06:50 PM (A57L2) 307
Fauci wouldn't make it outside of Government. He knows that. He's been worming around inside the Federal Apparatus for decades and knows how to play the game. He'll retire eventually, and live very comfortably and pretty rich (thanks to the US Taxpayer). It's good to be in the Ruling Class.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (5PSJr) 308
>>>Fascist Fauzi has a Lockdown Fetish<
>That's so he can cut the concessions line at the ballpark and get his national hotdog while everyone in the stadium takes a knee. Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (03n3v) 309
There is a zero risk if non infected people get together even if that number is infinity.
He's got non infected people scared to be around other non infected people. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (p2jI/) 310
The Malignant Midget has personally monetized this, strews panic like The Leprechaun, and is equally fond of gold.
Posted by: jack at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (5zZ1Q) 311
Also bear in mind that most TV shows that weren't produced by a steaming service are available on DVD/Bluray, and often turn up at the used-media venues.
Posted by: CppThis at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (zcf1k) 312
Every time a conservative burns a mask, a Karen gets the vapors.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (axyOa) 313
Biden is a moron, and his people are moronic, so they are going to fuck up
They wont want to deal with fucking up, so their solution is going to be to declare the virus over Fauci is going to be, officially and by all the right people who have all the right opinions, a clown by the end of the year. Hell, probably within 3 months. Because they (Biden admin) will need to end the lockdowns to distract people from looking at how they are fucking up. It's going to be funny watching people who swear by Saint Fauci include him in their two minutes of hate in 3 months. Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (bhPL1) 314
My friend was in a big brawl at the bar last weekend and I'm glad I wasn't there. His wife jumped over five people and punched the dude the bouncer was holding. They had to leave. She's a cowgirl and 5 foot nothing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2021 06:50 PM (A57L2) I like these people already. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (gAFsE) 315
During the American Revolution a far worse epidemic was happening, smallpox.
Posted by: navybrat, feeling good I thought it was uppityness. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 26, 2021 06:52 PM (VVEnO) 316
By the way, any news about David Hogg's pillow empire?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:46 PM If I didn't have enough reasons to hope Dominion is destroyed in their dogshit lawsuits that impress BiNO with BIG NUMBERS, having that twatty son of a FIB pile of shit possibly supplant Mike Lindell is another biggie. Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:52 PM (y7DUB) 317
It's a fair correction, Fen. I'd like to spell my reply - but I can't. Mostly because it's more of a visual gesture than anything. I'd say keep being you. But we all know you will regardless.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:52 PM (chkoV) 318
I can't help but think they're teeing this up for the numbers to be fixed that by mid-April they give an all-clear so that the meat-puppet can get a YUGE WIN before he's eased out to pasture before Memorial Day.
OMFG they thought Christmas and it's over in MAY?!?!? It's a MIRACLE!!! Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 26, 2021 06:52 PM (YiTfq) 319
XiNN was in a huff this afternoon...apparently Some intel agency blamed the Saudi crown prince for having Khasoggi killed...how is that any different from Obama droning an American citizen?
Posted by: BignJames at February 26, 2021 06:52 PM (AwYPR) 320
302 Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:47 PM (chkoV)
Lord knows I make a lot of typos, but there's no such phrase as "drug to" . It would be "dragged to". Glad I could help. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:49 PM (VP4Cd) You're right, there is no "drug to" phrase in proper English. The proper English phrase you were thining of is, "drug off to." Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2021 06:53 PM (AMIL/) 321
There is a NOOD.
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 26, 2021 06:53 PM (gtatv) 322
Fauci wouldn't make it outside of Government. He knows that. He's been worming around inside the Federal Apparatus for decades and knows how to play the game. He'll retire eventually, and live very comfortably and pretty rich (thanks to the US Taxpayer). It's good to be in the Ruling Class.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (5PSJr) Isn't he like eighty, anyway? Fucker should be shuffled off to the Hamptons with his phat retirement and a Thai ladyboy housekeeper, as he no doubt wishes. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:53 PM (gAFsE) 323
He seems to me like someone whose skills and
knowledge had been eroding for a long time at a desk, suddenly having to produce answers NOW, and he can't anymore. IDK where I'm going with this, just my two cents. Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 26, 2021 06:09 PM (gAFsE) Sadly, not really. He's been a bureaucratic administrator for so long that he played a prominent role in the federal government's response to AIDS. And based on what I've read, he's hated - for good reason, I'll add - by the members of the gay community who were around back then Fauci is all about aggrandizing himself, and building his fiefdom. He's a long-time bureaucratic player, and is well-acquainted with how the game works. Posted by: junior at February 26, 2021 06:53 PM (oF3h7) 324
Thanks Yahoo news! I needed a good laugh!
In DeSantis vs. Hogan, two competing visions of the GOP for 2024 Gov. Ron DeSantis thrills the base, but not the middle. Gov. Larry Hogan appeals to centrists, which alienates the Trumpian true believers. Posted by: BetaCuck4Life ******** Hahahaha.... their subliminal propaganda never fails. Nobody likes or gives a crap about Hogan. They fear DeSantis. Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2021 06:55 PM (NpAcC) 325
I never can please Pixy.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 26, 2021 06:55 PM (NpAcC) 326
I don't know what Cotton said or did vis a vis the minimum wage...but I forgive him. Was he for it ? He is from one of the poorest states...yea , I know theoretically will make it poorer, but he probably heard from his constituents.
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2021 06:55 PM (zr5Kq) 327
My friend was in a big brawl at the bar last weekend and I'm glad I wasn't there. His wife jumped over five people and punched the dude the bouncer was holding.
That guy married better than I did. Maybe my daughters would do that... Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 26, 2021 06:55 PM (y7DUB) Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2021 06:56 PM (axyOa) 329
Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2021 06:53 PM (AMIL/)
Sounds like a place drugs are administered. I probably wouldn't tell you if you used "drug to" but I'm tweaking "man of 200 nics" or whatever it is. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 06:56 PM (VP4Cd) 330
313 Biden is a moron, and his people are moronic, so they are going to fuck up
They wont want to deal with fucking up, so their solution is going to be to declare the virus over Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at February 26, 2021 06:51 PM (bhPL1) As I heard someone say on radio today, another benefit to Team Biden declaring COVID is defeated is the sure-to-follow employment and general economic upswing. Team Biden will take full credit for that, which they will say simply could not have happened if OrangeManBad were POTUS. Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2021 06:58 PM (AMIL/) 331
fuck Fau-Xi and his enablers
Posted by: Unclefacts at February 26, 2021 06:58 PM (ihUzW) Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 26, 2021 06:59 PM (G6/u1) 333
Y'all, I admit I had my reservations about Flip-Floppin' Fauci.
But the jellyfish genome in my COVID-19 mRna injection calmed me down. *goes back to floating in bathtub* Posted by: callsign claymore at February 26, 2021 07:00 PM (l+QuE) 334
By the way, any news about David Hogg's pillow empire?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 26, 2021 06:46 PM Things were going gangbusters until they started having problems with materials. Cotton it turns out is racist, and they ran into problems with BLM from the go. Foam isn't environmentally friendly and doesn't break down quickly in landfill, and greenpeace was all over their shit for choking sea turtles. Nylon, polyester, spandex and acrylic fibers are derived from petrochemicals, AOC and her green agenda people were all up in their shit on social media in notime. Finally, they settled on a simple, time tested entirely organic pillow, easy to manufacture an tested well with focus groups. A log. The Sierra club has filed a class action suit. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 26, 2021 07:01 PM (46GDR) 335
Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 06:52 PM (chkoV)
I just gotta be me, hon, but at least I do it under the same handle I've had for about 10 years except when I'm pretending to be a left winger as a sock. You're so YOU nobody could mistake you ; Consider that a compliment. You're that torqued up that you're giving "gestures " over the internet because someone comments on your dress up?. LOL. I'm glad we could have this little chat today. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2021 07:01 PM (VP4Cd) 336
You need our little chats, Fen. They give you purpose. Dots to connect. Glad I can oblige. Spoiler Alert - you don't connect 'em nearly as well as you think. Lots and lots of false accusations.
But now, you're gonna' have to go on short rations. Because I'm leaving tomorrow for a four week run. Oh - don't weep for me. The money will be fabulous. I just worry about you. You're gonna' need a new purpose. Every tried Sudoku ? Posted by: Roll Me Away at February 26, 2021 07:08 PM (chkoV) 337
Anyone who comes to the conclusion that you shouldn't do something because "the risk is not zero" is an idiot who thinks you're a bigger idiot.
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