Merrick Garland: Antifa's and BLM's Attacks on Federal Courthouses Weren't Domestic Terrorism, Because It Was Nighttime

He claims that this isn't terrorism because they weren't disrupting these buildings during working hours.

But the ICE detention facility that was hit with a Molotov cocktail obviously runs round the clock. They don't let the detainees out for the night.

But he's just determined to avoid branding the Democrats' violent paramilitaries "domestic terrorists."

And, by the way: Antifa attempted to burn the courthouse down.

I believe that a fire would have disrupted normal business operations, but then, I'm not an expert in the law like this dull-minded partisan hack and apologist for terrorism.
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Meanwhile, he continues upping the ante as far as the "menace" posed by QAnon and other distractions favored by the hard left.

He's saying that we're seeing a threat environment like was saw before the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing -- so, in other words, the gloves are off, and no repressive tactic is off the table.

If it saves just one life and all that:



Does this mean everyone will be under suspicion, or just conservatives? Because I remember in the wake of 9/11, everyone was equally burdened by the government's Security Theater.

I betcha this time the harassments will be more narrowly-tailored, though.

He refuses to call illegal border crossing illegal. Non-Americans will continue to live life to the full:


He also believes there was a "bombing" at the Capitol:


He sounds like a dunce and a dullard. And a liar. All stuttering and evasions.

BTW: Witness the full power of the QAnon threat:

Surely we must suspend all free speech for conservatives based upon the threat of this singular menace!

Update: Antifa just started a fire at an ICE facility in Portland.

During working hours.

Posted by: Ace at 05:47 PM




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1 First!! Exercising my Les White-ness!

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 22, 2021 05:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

2 Garland already sucks!

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 22, 2021 05:47 PM (gtatv)

3 It's science

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 22, 2021 05:47 PM (flINI)

4 Merrick was the name of the Elephant Man too. Coincidence?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:48 PM (guGkK)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 22, 2021 05:48 PM (gtatv)

6 When antifa starts braining people with fire extinguishers I'll get interested.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at February 22, 2021 05:49 PM (guGkK)

7 And you wanted to be our latex salesman Supreme Court Justice.

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 05:49 PM (KnJdm)

8 They've been trying to push this asshole on us for years.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2021 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

9 He's such a pussy faced prog tool bag. Perfect.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 22, 2021 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

10
small hands

smells of cabbage

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2021 05:50 PM (wIygy)

11 Old and Busted: Treason is a matter of dates.

New Hotness: Treason is a matter of what hour it is.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 05:50 PM (oHd/0)

12 Say, does Merrick Garland wake up every morning and ask his wife, "where am I?" Because it seems to be a thing in the Usurper Administration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:50 PM (guGkK)

13 "You can't see me, cuz I'm leaning" school of thought.

Fine. I can play by these rules.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 05:50 PM (ifmtJ)

14 What? Is he drunk?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 22, 2021 05:51 PM (lgiXo)

15 He has also ruled that the zombies in Night of the Living Dead were acting well within their rights. The Day of the Dead zombies, however, are on their own.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 05:51 PM (jBRLB)

16 There's something about Merrie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:51 PM (guGkK)

17 TWO sets of rules

Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2021 05:51 PM (HrMC1)

18 and this was their latex salesman

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 05:51 PM (6iURM)

19 So torches and pitchforks next time at the Capitol? Is that what he's saying? As long as it's dark?

Good Lord.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 22, 2021 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

20 But yet 45 Republican Senators will vote to confirm, because #thatisnotwhoweare

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 22, 2021 05:52 PM (CKRdI)

21 This is the "moderate" that was pushed by NeverTrump.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 05:52 PM (jBRLB)

22 He claims that this isn't terrorism because they weren't disrupting these buildings during working hours.

This is consistent with the Left's typical "it's just property" stance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 05:52 PM (UZVEt)

23 Does this new hash make my ass look smart?

Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2021 05:52 PM (JJ/oO)

24 It looks like the nation owes a debt of gratitude (and it kills me to say it) to Mitch 'The Murder Turtle' McConnell for keeping this cockwobbler off of the Supreme Court.

And oh oh oh at the time wasn't Garland touted as a 'moderate' type of jurist? Magic 8 Ball says he was!

Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at February 22, 2021 05:52 PM (0/qYZ)

25 The way the Left obsesses about QAnon makes me think its a Leftist op gone rogue

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 22, 2021 05:52 PM (nUhF0)

26 Emmanuel Qstein has them quivering

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 05:52 PM (ifmtJ)

27 The only reason I've ever heard of Q is because the Left won't shut up about it.

He claims that this isn't terrorism because they weren't disrupting these buildings during working hours.


The DOJ sure prosecuted the shit out of the Bundys for taking over that building that was closed for the season.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 05:52 PM (GbPPJ)

28 The left:. "Insurance will cover it."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

29 They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (KnJdm)

30 So, no more special protection for:

Off duty cops?
CIA and others when not on duty?
Congressmen playing softball?
Senators and such when not in session?
Mayors, prosecutors, DAs, etc. when not in office or court?

How does this work, can I burn down a courthouse during lunch break? is that OK?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (LWu6U)

31 Oh, and f*ck all the zombies who pulled the lever for the Wax Dummy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (guGkK)

32 There were pipe bombs found, including at RNC hq I believe. Either Antifa or part of the false flag(and)

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (gJUej)

33 Oswald blasted Kennedy in broad daylight, so I guess that was a real assassination.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (HrMC1)

34 Border, its NOT a question of allocation of resources.

That is decided by CONGRESS, not the DOJ or Prosecutors.

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (oHd/0)

35 Those fuckers have insurance!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (W+T/C)

36 I thought Qanon was a drug rehab program that fronted for Scientology.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (guGkK)

37 33 Oswald blasted Kennedy in broad daylight, so I guess that was a real assassination.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (HrMC1)

Lincoln was killed in the evening... so no Treason there!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (oHd/0)

38 So, when the sun sets , it's a free for all??

Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (88xKn)

39 He claims that this isn't terrorism because they weren't disrupting these buildings during working hours.

****

"I didn't actually rob that bank, it was closed when I broke in."

This is the goofy fuck the Left has been whining and wailing about for 4 plus years?

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (MsyYo)

40 How does this work, can I burn down a courthouse during lunch break? is that OK?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (LWu6U)

Only if you work nights

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (ifmtJ)

41 A dementia AG to go with a demenita Prez. Perfect.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (r+sAi)

42 He sounds like a dunce and a dullard. And a liar. All stuttering and evasions.

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He would've fit right in on the SCOTUS then.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (kTF2Z)

43
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can So I can
Not get charged with terroristic crimes

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (jBRLB)

44 Gas here is up over 50 cents per gallon. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

45 Does murder count if you do it after the nightly news gives their weather report?

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (45fpk)

46 Um, what Capitol bombing? What did I miss?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (HaL55)

47 So, when the sun sets , it's a free for all??
Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (88xKn)


Purge, it's not just for teevee and the movies any more.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (GbPPJ)

48 So, when the sun sets , it's a free for all??

Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (88xKn)

Sounds like it. The Purge is on.

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)

49 Oswald blasted Kennedy in broad daylight, so I guess that was a real assassination.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (HrMC1)

Lincoln was killed in the evening... so no Treason there!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (oHd/0)

That was going to be my next comment.


I believe Garfield and McKinley were assassinated during the day too

Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (HrMC1)

50 "So, when the sun sets , it's a free for all??"

When in doubt, I whip it out!

Posted by: Ted Nugent at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (0/qYZ)

51 So this is the Democrat consolation prize for not making it to the Supreme Court?. The leftist loon gets to be AG?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (VP4Cd)

52 *high fives ATC*

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)

53 I hate listening and reading this sh*t. However, I also realize its going to get a lot worse before it gets better (and the latter will probably not occur in my lifetime).

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (ch6++)

54
"We are facing a more dangerous period then we faced in Oklahoma City" before the 1995 bombing

Which Clinton blamed on Limbaugh.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

55
Shit, from the SCOTUS decision today about Pennsylvania voting laws, I wonder if Garland would have been better then Brett Cavanaugh and Amy Covid Borat.

/ thanks you two spineless ________

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (N/gDA)

56 the whorehouses were closed, so it can't be rape, rape

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (6iURM)

57 So, when the sun sets , it's a free for all??

Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (88xKn)

Sounds like it. The Purge is on.
Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (KnJdm)

Do not tease Happy Fun Purge Night

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (ifmtJ)

58 The best and the brightest. Come and take it fucks.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 05:55 PM (jvt6t)

59 Archduke Franz Ferdinand shooting? Terrorism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:56 PM (guGkK)

60 One a' these days BLM is going to attack a federal courthouse before civil twilight. Wonder what he'll say then?

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 22, 2021 05:56 PM (FWn1L)

61 But, seriously, bombing? What the hell?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 05:56 PM (GbPPJ)

62 "interrupting the democratic process"

That's a stolen base, right there. There was nothing "democratic" about the election or anything that followed.

They were protesting but if you claim they were interrupting anything, it was interrupting a coup.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2021 05:56 PM (LWu6U)

63 Just to be clear, are we using local time or Zulu time?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:56 PM (guGkK)

64 But does he play bagpipes?

Or just plays the pipe with a bag?

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 22, 2021 05:56 PM (vD+8F)

65
so we have to do our insurrecting at night?

I gots no problem with that; it has it's advantages

the night time is the right time

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2021 05:57 PM (wIygy)

66 I believe 1/6 was a put-up and a psy-op, but I also believe whoever it was who got in got there REALLY got close to some of the members of Congress and that's why they are so spooked.

I bet a few diapers had to be changed.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2021 05:57 PM (HrMC1)

67 One a' these days BLM is going to attack a federal courthouse before civil twilight. Wonder what he'll say then?

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 22, 2021 05:56 PM (FWn1L)

It's dark somewhere.

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 05:57 PM (KnJdm)

68 And John Kerry was a busy, busy Lurch undermining Trump in Iran, and nothing happens to him.

Two sets of rules.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 22, 2021 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

69 Biden's wingman. Ugh. What a job.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:57 PM (guGkK)

70 But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government during normal business hours, and to provide new Guards for their future security

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2021 05:57 PM (V7LOe)

71 Is this a joke? Cuz I'm hoping this is all just a big joke.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2021 05:58 PM (ZE5eB)

72 36 I thought Qanon was a drug rehab program that fronted for Scientology.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:53 PM (guGkK)

I think Q was a funded attempt to persuade the RIGHT that good things were happening... that something was being done, so stay calm.

It had a weird over the Top Conspiracy Group as well... with theories so wild they were not serious... and that subset was used to discredit real Conspiracies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 05:58 PM (oHd/0)

73 "We are facing a more dangerous period then we faced in Oklahoma City" before the 1995 bombing.

***"

Apparently the threat of right-wing terrorism is so great that the OKC bombing, which happened 25 years ago, is literally the only thing they can think of when they have to make an argument about right-wing terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2021 05:58 PM (MsyYo)

74 Wow- he's incredibly stuttering and unprepared!! Just like his future boss.

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 22, 2021 05:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

75 Oh now I get it. Torches and pitchforks. That's why we need the torches.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 05:58 PM (45fpk)

76 "Hey honkie, wanna buy a watch? 'Cause if you had a watch, you'd know it's night time. And night time ain't no time to be in this part of town."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 22, 2021 05:58 PM (HaL55)

77 Shoulda killed and corpse raped those chicks after dark.

Posted by: Edmund Emil Kemper at February 22, 2021 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

78 Night time = FESTIVAL!!!!!!

Posted by: The Archons at February 22, 2021 05:58 PM (gmo/4)

79 >>>Gas here is up over 50 cents per gallon. Unexpectedly.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

======

Been up 40 cents here in flyover country since mid January. Waiting to see if it's cold snap related or Biden related.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 22, 2021 05:59 PM (CKRdI)

80 Biden's wingman. Ugh. What a job.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:57 PM (guGkK)

You're telling me?

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at February 22, 2021 05:59 PM (HrMC1)

81 You know who held all his rallies at night?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:59 PM (guGkK)

82 I gots no problem with that; it has it's advantages



the night time is the right time__
Dusts off the NODS

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 22, 2021 05:59 PM (DjiZK)

83 Merrick Garland was born on 11/13/52. Now - I look forward to hearing more about how America is falling to shit because of Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z attending all that child abuse public school indoctrination. Because the Baby Boomers had this shit locked down - and tight. Tight, I say.

11/13/52. OK.

Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 05:59 PM (92ruB)

84 "We are facing a more dangerous period then we faced in Oklahoma City" before the 1995 bombing
----------------------------

They forgot to add "because this administration is funding terror around the world, and oh yeah ISIS is back bay-bee".

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:00 PM (jBRLB)

85 Americans bad. Antifa good. Got it. Now I know where I stand. Thanks Merrick, for the clarity.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:00 PM (jvt6t)

86 The Airing of Grievances is a nighttime activity.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2021 06:00 PM (r+sAi)

87 If prosecuting illegal border crossing and illegal immigration is a question of allocating resources, (As Garland says), why not transfer the $ 300,000,000 that's "Allocated" in the "Covid Bill" to the National endowment of the arts and some other museum to border enforcement.

Is performance art more important than our national security?

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 22, 2021 06:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

88 I wanted to snark about how we dodged a bullet by not having him on SCOTUS but, you know.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 22, 2021 06:00 PM (qH6FZ)

89 59 Archduke Franz Ferdinand shooting? Terrorism.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 05:56 PM (guGkK)

Nope, Court was closed... hell, he wasn't even in his own country!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 06:00 PM (oHd/0)

90 73 "We are facing a more dangerous period then we faced in Oklahoma City" before the 1995 bombing.

***"

Apparently the threat of right-wing terrorism is so great that the OKC bombing, which happened 25 years ago, is literally the only thing they can think of when they have to make an argument about right-wing terrorism.
Posted by: Azathoth



And McVeigh was a nihilist, not a right winger.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 22, 2021 06:00 PM (pyvi3)

91 I like the night life I like to boogie...

Posted by: Adolf at February 22, 2021 06:00 PM (gmo/4)

92 The problem is Garland. I expect this sort of obfuscation and tap dancing. The problem is he's not run out on a rail for being a sleepy, slimy fucker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2021 06:00 PM (rdbLX)

93 Which TSA procedures are in response to right-wing terrorism?

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2021 06:01 PM (MsyYo)

94 so it would be okay of some upset people burned down the SCOTUS building?

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 22, 2021 06:01 PM (nUhF0)

95 I am still waiting on a logical explanation of how "Get your popcorn and enjoy the show..Trust the Plan..we are in control" can be read as " Q is a violent terrorist group"

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2021 06:01 PM (3/XaG)

96 I believe 1/6 was a put-up and a psy-op, but I also believe whoever it was who got in got there REALLY got close to some of the members of Congress and that's why they are so spooked.

I bet a few diapers had to be changed.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2021 05:57 PM (HrMC1

They're not spooked, they're lying as always.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:01 PM (jBRLB)

97
♪ I do my insurrectin' at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I do my insurrectin' at night ♪

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 06:01 PM (N/gDA)

98 so it would be okay of some upset people burned down the SCOTUS building?
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 22, 2021 06:01 PM (nUhF0)


During the day or at nght?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2021 06:02 PM (guGkK)

99 How did he get this far? Who's he related to?

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 06:02 PM (45fpk)

100 Biden's on TV spewing the 500k dead lie.

Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2021 06:02 PM (JJ/oO)

101 Ted free for all
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nywLVPvvuAg

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2021 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

102 Tearing down statues at night = Not vandalism.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2021 06:02 PM (LsplE)

103 "He's PERFECT!"

Posted by: Preznit Jarrett at February 22, 2021 06:03 PM (7Fj9P)

104
Government working hours are 11:00 AM to noon, Tuesdays and Thursdays, alternate weeks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2021 06:03 PM (mht8P)

105 During the day or at nght?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

between sunset and sunrise

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 22, 2021 06:03 PM (nUhF0)

106 How did he get this far? Who's he related to?

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 06:02 PM (45fpk)

He's the son of Mr and Mrs Garland.

Posted by: OMG LOL at February 22, 2021 06:03 PM (o/HLt)

107 Night Fever, Night Fever

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM (45fpk)

108 We have jumped over the edge of the cliff and are falling at 20,000 miles per hour.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Bitterly clinging to the deplorable life at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM (NL33G)

109 hmmm. I guess Garland akkstually wasn't the moderate teh cuck squad promised.

also, from the last thread, that Jonah quote about DeSantis's unforgiveable sin...the left and cucks sure do have some byzantine set of sins. Like they couldn't let rush rest in peace because he'd made fun of Michael J Fox. Oh, soory, that's our sacred cow?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM (ukmOg)

110 So we dodged a bullet by Mcconnell not seating him on the Supreme Court, but then get hit with the cannon ball of him as the new Attorney General.

Is there something about the position of Attorney General that requires a person to be an unprincipled Since?™

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM (R5lpX)

111 If the threat was so horrific then why hasn't there been a single thing happen that even comes near 'right wing terrorism' yet?

Are we to believe the Uber vigilante US Government that missed about twenty terrorist attacks on US soil somehow has stopped numerous attempts already? If things are really so scary, that is.

No media = no reason to do anything but lie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM (rdbLX)

112 What happens during a solar eclipse?

Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM (88xKn)

113 Night and day, you are the one, only you beneath the moon and under the sun.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM (ZE5eB)

114 This kind of stoopid should have killed him long ago.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

115 sunrise, sunsetsunrise, sunsetTerrorism, all setterrorism, forget

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

116 Um, what Capitol bombing? What did I miss?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (HaL55)

If its a bombing because antifa planted some pipe bombs that didnt' go off, is it a shooting because I have a gun in my glove compartment that I didn't use?

Posted by: LASue, aka Les White at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

117 Does Joe's antiwandering ankle bracelet ever get removed?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (lgiXo)

118 Good grief!
Who is this dumbass?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (axyOa)

119 FU YOU CREEPY SON OF A BITCH.

Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (JJ/oO)

120 damn forgot I needed the double return.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (r+sAi)

121 Willowed because *important*:

If they [Amazon et al.] are going to start erasing books, start by buying the essentials in hard copies. I would put the Bible at the top of that list. Then maybe some Wodehouse.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 05:44 PM (45fpk)


Already have the Bible, so I loaded up on cookbooks, especially a copy of Clara Cannucciari's "Clara's Kitchen", which is chock full of depression-era recipes.

I hope to never have to really use it, but best be prepared...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (ZSK0i)

122 To be far to zombies the Night of the Living Dead zombies did much less damage then the Day of the Dead Zombies.

Then again in the Night zombies got taken out by a mix of Police and civilian force marching in a line and shooting any and all not in the line in the head.

Possible lesson for handling night time riots?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (6Pqz7)

123 I'm just thankful that we have the Supreme Court to protect us from Marxist pogroms.

So fucking thankful.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 22, 2021 06:06 PM (sWM8x)

124 And wow. We could have had a brain like that on the Supreme Court!

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:06 PM (FYe3W)

125
What happens during a solar eclipse?

Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM (88xKn)

Release me and I shall return the sun!


Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2021 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

126 That guy was almost on scotus?????

Uhm uh uh uh uhm ah ah uh

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 22, 2021 06:06 PM (wKMPF)

127 I'd say it's a pick-em between Joey Meat puppet and Merrick as to who "succumbs" first. That dude is ashy and dead looking.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 22, 2021 06:06 PM (7Fj9P)

128 113 Night and day, you are the one, only you beneath the moon and under the sun.


Can't hear that without seeing Fred Astaire in my mind's eye.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 06:07 PM (45fpk)

129 And wow. We could have had a brain like that on the Supreme Court!
Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:06 PM (FYe3W)


Two!

Posted by: The Wise Latina at February 22, 2021 06:07 PM (guGkK)

130 between sunset and sunrise
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 22, 2021 06:03 PM


Civil, Nautical, or Astronomical?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2021 06:07 PM (DMUuz)

131 Has he got jaundice?

Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2021 06:07 PM (JJ/oO)

132 Yet another Babylon Bee headline for our times.

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2021 06:07 PM (qFRAe)

133 123 I'm just thankful that we have the Supreme Court to protect us from Marxist pogroms.

So fucking thankful.

-

you know...I'm beginning to not trust leftists. They super promised that we'd had missed out on Obama's centrist, basically rightwing supreme court pick.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 22, 2021 06:07 PM (ukmOg)

134 Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 05:59 PM (92ruB)

Please give us your exhaustive list of Baby Boomers including all the posters here you think are o.k who meet your exacting standards for not going with the herd, Scog oops Nutbush, aside from yourself, I mean

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 06:07 PM (VP4Cd)

135 "The people are upset that the DeepState mafia stole a landslide election from them (and from Trump), and the crooks are now granting China and foreigners free rein inside our borders ... so we must crack down on these patriotic Americans and allow the nation to be sold out to corruption, and or to globalist criminal oligarchs." ... that's what Garland is saying, to me. ... submit or the iron fist will compel you to bow, or die.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM (Cus5s)

136 I can' t wait for Cornyn to vote for this fuckwad.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM (QM1nE)

137 Uh um uh, Merrick Garland hasn't been thinking about much of anything over the last few years, has he?

Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM (DzhEB)

138 so shooting congressmen at baseball practice is not disrupting government. got it. great 2nd level thinker you got there, Barack.

Posted by: x4 at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM (oA+QO)

139 Favorable: 4%
Unfavorable: 31%
Never Heard of: 43%
Undecided: 21%

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4% is the most important figure -- The Party of Science

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM (FYe3W)

140 Garland got a degree in sociology in the 70s and then decided later to go to law school. After Harvard, he attached his lips to a number of asses in working his way up the judiciary food chain.

He's probably never had an original opinion in his life.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM (MsyYo)

141 So if 9/11 had taken place on a Saturday according to Garland it would not be terrorism.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 22, 2021 06:09 PM (wKMPF)

142 According to Wikipedia, this clown has spent his entire life in government, except for 8 years working at a private law firm. And they give his net worth as between 6 and 23 million dollars, as of 2016.

Interesting spread, there. Maybe his button collection value was really hard to pin down there, or something.

Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at February 22, 2021 06:09 PM (0/qYZ)

143 or the iron fist will compel you to bow, or die.


Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM (Cus5s)

I am pretty sure that they will compel something.

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 06:09 PM (KnJdm)

144 If the threat from RWT is so bad as to need concertina wire around the capital, where are all the cut up, bullet riddled bodies of people trying to get through it?

If the danger is so bad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2021 06:09 PM (rdbLX)

145 What happens during a solar eclipse?
Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM


A 'ron's virginity must be sacrificed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2021 06:09 PM (DMUuz)

146 You know how there's antibark collars for dogs? When does Joe get an anti N word collar?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 22, 2021 06:09 PM (lgiXo)

147 You know, I'm beginning to suspect that these folks don't have our best interests for us at heart.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2021 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

148 He's probably never had an original opinion in his life.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM (MsyYo)



Not true. I like Nickleback.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at February 22, 2021 06:10 PM (guGkK)

149 "I VOTE YEA!"
-Milt Rombley

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 22, 2021 06:10 PM (7Fj9P)

150 She's driving away with the dim lights on
And she's making a play, she can't go wrong
She never waits too long

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2021 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

151 #110 Dunce

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM (R5lpX)

152 Well, at least we have Amy Coney Barrett on the Court. She's been just great so far. *Insert eye roll*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

153 What about when we change our clocks ahead an hour next month? (Arizona and Hawaii excepted)

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM (LsplE)

154 I can' t wait for Cornyn to vote for this fuckwad.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM


You are far, far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM (DMUuz)

155 If that's really Buck Dharma then that's just awesome.

Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM (JJ/oO)

156
Favorable: 4%
Unfavorable: 31%
Never Heard of: 43%
Undecided: 21%

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4% is the most important figure -- The Party of Science

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM


duh, it's important 'cause it's listed first

Posted by: AltonJackson is willing to work the night shift at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM (wIygy)

157 And speaking of streaming, I've been enjoying the Jazz24 Online Player.

https://v7player.wostreaming.net/854

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM (sWM8x)

158 Um, what Capitol bombing? What did I miss?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 22, 2021 05:54 PM (HaL55)
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The Weatherman Underground. Bernadine Dorn,...

Friends of Obama who "didn't do enough..."

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM (FYe3W)

159 Gotta luv the

I've never though about it line concerning arresting border crossers.

NEVER THOUGH ABOUT IT????

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 06:12 PM (oHd/0)

160 Wait, is the "never heard of it" honest or a Charlie Gibson "Never Heard Of It"?

Posted by: pookysgirl, forever a Rush Baby at February 22, 2021 06:12 PM (XKZwp)

161 He's saying that we're seeing a threat environment like was saw before the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing -- so, in other words ...

-----

... Rush Limbaugh is to blame for both!

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2021 06:12 PM (qFRAe)

162
I am still waiting on a logical explanation of how "Get your popcorn and
enjoy the show..Trust the Plan..we are in control" can be read as " Q
is a violent terrorist group"

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2021 06:01 PM (3/XaG)

Buffalo Horn Helmet Guy was a Q nutter. Therefore, all Q followers are insurrectionists, because it happened before Sundown.

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 06:12 PM (KnJdm)

163 Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2021 06:09 PM (DMUuz)

I hear by declare myself a virgin again.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 22, 2021 06:12 PM (WGk5J)

164 Strangers in the niiiiggghttt
Exchanging gunfire

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2021 06:13 PM (kTF2Z)

165 that poll. Sheesh that is funny. And it is just about what I have observed. Until, I dunno December 2020 I didn't know a single conservative who even knew what Q was.

But every progressive I knew could talk about nothing else.

It was extremely comical. "What about these Q people?"

Like...in star trek? wut? Q people? Like in LGBTQ? wut?

I just don't understand where progressives go to get so loaded up on garbage information....and then they talk to the people who are all supposed to be INTO this movement, and they've never heard of it. And they just ...keep going.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 22, 2021 06:13 PM (EwPKb)

166 Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 22, 2021 06:13 PM (RGRIY)

167 I think it safe to assume Garland likes the pipe.

Posted by: Desultory joe at February 22, 2021 06:13 PM (L9P9s)

168 Oh sweet mysteries of life this guy's a dumb ass.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2021 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

169 From the ONT:

Iron Maiden "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" REACTION ANALYSIS by Vocal Coach

https://youtu.be/G3Jghjh_SC4

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 06:13 PM (KnJdm)

170 1 hour until vodka martini.

Posted by: YAS! at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (DUW2e)

171 You have to think that the approval of Q has less than 2 standard deviations from a distributed norm. (Between never heard or undecided).

This is how these people construe reality.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (FYe3W)

172 Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2021 06:08 PM (QM1nE)

--------------

You know that silver haired whore will.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (jvt6t)

173 Clara Cannucciari's "Clara's Kitchen", which is chock full of depression-era recipes.

I hope to never have to really use it, but best be prepared...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (ZSK0i)


Is that the one that tells you six different ways to roast a Possum and how to stew a 'Coon?

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (R5lpX)

174 Has he got jaundice?
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2021 06:07 PM (JJ/oO)

Indeed.
I met Michael Chertoff when he was at Homeland. Looked like a corpse. Weirded me out.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (axyOa)

175 Coke Claims It's "Be Less White" Program Was To Teach Inclusion, Blames Republicans

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I'm not exactly sure how that works.

"On the other hand, some conservatives . . . believe that diversity training is being weaponized against the American people. Many took to Twitter to criticize the 'be less white' language used in the LinkedIn diversity training materials used by Coca-Coca."

Those bastards!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (VVEnO)

176 Can you believe Merrick Garland was ALMOST on the supreme court?

I listen to him fumble and bumble about, not really answering, seemingly confused by obvious concepts....

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (EwPKb)

177 He's saying that we're seeing a threat environment like was saw before the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing -- so, in other words ...

-----

So is this them admitting they knew McVeigh was a threat and didn't do anything until a building got blown the fuck up?

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (gAFsE)

178 >>>#110 Dunce
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM (R5lpX)

=======

I substituted Simp.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (CKRdI)

179 Strangers in the niiiiggghttt
Exchanging gunfire
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Bahaha.

Oh, Merrick, you've given us so much excellent material already.

Better than Billy Bagpipes.

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (L3Rsz)

180 Hmmm - yet another shout out from the Internet's Sherlock Holmes.

You're slipping. Back in the day, you used to always back up every passive aggressive post with that little text thing with the crooked nose. Now - you just let it fly. Tighten that shit up - or people will start to notice. I know - it's got to be tough to be everyone's friend, yet the constant scold, all at the same time. Be Better.


Helpful Hint - before you do your Victory Lap of "I got you" - you put Nutbush City Limits - quite literally, in your post. I'm Nutbush City Limits. Says so right on the name tag.

Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (92ruB)

181 149 "I VOTE YEA!"
-Milt Rombley

***

Romney is so hot to vote for Merrick Garland right now he could almost stand to see his wife naked with the lights on.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (MsyYo)

182 >>>Coke Claims It's "Be Less White" Program Was To Teach Inclusion

Inclusion by exclusion.

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (KnJdm)

183 I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!! I AM A HUMAN BEING!!!

-John Merrick Garland

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (GLv8N)

184 I go out insurrectin' after midnight
Out in the moonlight, just like we used to do
I'm always insurrectin' after midnight
Riotin' for you

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (V7LOe)

185 How did he get this far? Who's he related to?

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 06:02 PM (45fpk)
.......

I think all these deep state dipshits all came from the same test tube down at the sperm donor bank.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

186
So I assume Garland is out there letting his freak flag to make it abundantly clear... "If you nominate me to replace Thomas, I swear to all that's holy I won't be the moderate Obama promised everyone. I swear. Please? Pretty please?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (0WKYs)

187 I mean, can we all agree that firebombing courthouses is a bad thing? Why does that require a long winded and confusing answer?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (EwPKb)

188 Starting to understand why the left was so furious over this guy getting held up the first time around.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (AD3JT)

189 112 What happens during a solar eclipse?
Posted by: dantesed

Human sacrifice

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 22, 2021 06:16 PM (nUhF0)

190 I listen to him fumble and bumble about, not really answering, seemingly confused by obvious concepts....
Posted by: Inspector kemp

An AG tailor-made for sleepy joe! They can have afternoon naps and pudding snacks together.

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:16 PM (L3Rsz)

191 Strangers in the niiiiggghttt

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2021 06:13 PM (kTF2Z)
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Hey, watch it. You almost said a bad word.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 22, 2021 06:16 PM (FYe3W)

192 Garland has obviously been told to protect Antifa.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 22, 2021 06:16 PM (lgiXo)

193 Is that the one that tells you six different ways to roast a Possum and how to stew a 'Coon?

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (R5lpX)



Not quite. But you'd be amazed what you can do with part of a loaf of bread, some dandelion greens, etc., etc.

Something to consider in the burning times.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 22, 2021 06:16 PM (ZSK0i)

194
Well, at least we have Amy Coney Barrett on the Court. She's been just great so far. *Insert eye roll*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 22, 2021 06:11 PM


Throw Brett Kavanaugh on that list, too. The Pennsylvania case before the SC was a slam dunk for five 'Constitutionals' on the court. Count votes three fvcking days after the election is over?

I'm sure the founding fathers are rolling in their graves.

They (BK and ACB) just institutionalized voter fraud. I'm not saying it's over, but it's over.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 06:16 PM (N/gDA)

195 they were just workin' on mysteries without any clues

Posted by: x4 at February 22, 2021 06:17 PM (oA+QO)

196 188 Starting to understand why the left was so furious over this guy getting held up the first time around.

****

He would have been Ruth Bader Ginsburg's prison bitch 10 minutes after being sworn in.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2021 06:17 PM (MsyYo)

197
Reminder:

Trump lost the election because he is a weak man.

Posted by: Losers are weak at February 22, 2021 06:17 PM (NliII)

198 So remember kids, when you do your domestic terrorism do it at night

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 06:18 PM (Zmnko)

199 I hear by declare myself a virgin again.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 22, 2021 06:12 PM


Full disclosure: You wouldn't be the first 'Ron who's 'virtue' has been sacrificed on my abundant altar.

Posted by: Cora Segal at February 22, 2021 06:18 PM (xVDDW)

200 Garland has obviously been told to protect Antifa.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 22, 2021 06:16 PM (lgiXo)

If there is a single person in this administration who isn't a puppet, I would like to know who that is.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:18 PM (jBRLB)

201 You know, I'm beginning to suspect that these folks don't have our best interests for us at heart.
Posted by: Archer

I'm beginning to think its all a cosmic joke. They are exactly what we said they were but in Technicolor. Like some mysterious entity said, "Y'know what... Lets just prove it to the half wits and dimwits what those folks over there knew all along. What can go wrong, amirite?" Everyone sees this. Even the low info gimmedats can see these things for who and what they really are. Its amazing! They truly are living down to our expectations!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 22, 2021 06:18 PM (Vxu+H)

202 I mean, can we all agree that firebombing courthouses is a bad thing? Why does that require a long winded and confusing answer?
Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (EwPKb)
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Hey, Jackass--that court is a taco stand!

Posted by: Morning Fraud at February 22, 2021 06:18 PM (FYe3W)

203 Burning down federal courthouses? Obviously an act of domestic terrorism that will be pursued the maximum extent the law allows.

Illegally crossing the border is a crime? If that is what the law says, then that is what it is. the status changes when the law does.

See, these are actually very easy questions.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 22, 2021 06:18 PM (EwPKb)

204 Strangers in the niiiiggghttt



Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2021 06:13 PM (kTF2Z)

Now we know why aliens anal-probe at night. It's a freebie.

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 06:18 PM (KnJdm)

205 Jak Sucio, all in the name of a President should have his choices that Cornyn has stated before. Fuck him. I hate him worse than Schumer.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (QM1nE)

206 I roll around a lot of non-mainstream, alt-whatever type places. I even know an actual Hitler fanboi. The only time I've ever heard anything about QAnon is when pearl-clutching lefties in the infotainment industry are going apeshit over it.

Also, if I'm not mistaken the OKC toxic environment was a direct result of federal paramilitary goon squads running around killing people all willy nilly because Janet Reno wanted to engage in some penis waving. They're tipping their hand again...

Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (zcf1k)

207 198 So remember kids, when you do your domestic terrorism do it at night
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 06:18 PM (Zmnko


And if it falls during the day, make sure it's a leap year!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (rdbLX)

208 why does he remind me of Fauchi?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (EwPKb)

209 So we have Be Less White.

How about Be Less Manly?

BLM. It's gotta be on the way.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (jBRLB)

210 How about the police station in SE Portland where the SA barricaded the doors and then tried to set it on fire with people inside? Does that rise to terrorism in this dude's book?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (GLv8N)

211 I'm starting to think that the best and brightest may not be in government service.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (kTF2Z)

212 Tender is the night......when you wanna terroristic fight....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM (jvt6t)

213 How long until some serious young men in their thirties, forties decide they're not going to be ruled by the likes of sleepy joe and his man merrick?

Asking for a friend, and they meant it in a metaphorical or spiritual sort of sense, I am pretty sure.

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM (L3Rsz)

214 Throw Brett Kavanaugh on that list, too. The Pennsylvania case before the SC was a slam dunk for five 'Constitutionals' on the court. Count votes three fvcking days after the election is over?

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 06:16 PM (N/gDA)

Kavanaugh was confirmed in the face of a screaming insane fake PoundMeToo show trial and immediately hired a clerking staff that was all female. If that wasn't a red flag, I don't know what you're waiting for.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM (gAFsE)

215 They're tipping their hand again...

Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (zcf1k)

Yep. Listen to what they are telling you. They are itching to blow away some more Americans.

Posted by: 4 at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM (KnJdm)

216 163 Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2021 06:09 PM (DMUuz)

I hear by declare myself a virgin again.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 22, 2021 06:12 PM (WGk5J)

I checked and this counts under the 4th edition rules. Bring in the goat!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

217 By the way Oklahoma city guy was a anti-Government leftest

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM (Zmnko)

218 I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!! I AM A HUMAN BEING!!!

-John Merrick Garland

Let's not go crazy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2021 06:21 PM (VVEnO)

219 Night Moves was about avoiding terrorism charges.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:21 PM (jBRLB)

220 So when does purge night begin?

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2021 06:21 PM (SWbVS)

221 Can Congress poll at zero percent? Wondering if that's possible.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2021 06:22 PM (rdbLX)

222 Coke Claims It's "Be Less White" Program Was To Teach Inclusion

Yeah, I'm still trying to understand why they think it's their job to tell anybody how to be anything. And what that has to do with soft drinks.
The world has gone batshit crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 22, 2021 06:22 PM (HaL55)

223 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (V7LOe)

LOL

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:22 PM (jBRLB)

224 >>>What happens during a solar eclipse?
Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM

A 'ron's virginity must be sacrificed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2021 06:09 PM (DMUuz)

======

Objection. Facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 22, 2021 06:22 PM (CKRdI)

225 The Klan attacked at night, too...

Posted by: setnaffa at February 22, 2021 06:22 PM (OQc7P)

226 Kavanaugh was confirmed in the face of a screaming insane fake PoundMeToo show trial and immediately hired a clerking staff that was all female. If that wasn't a red flag, I don't know what you're waiting for.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM (gAFsE)
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The Virtue Signalling was strong in that one.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (FYe3W)

227 I'm pretty much at the point of jumping out the passenger door of this stupid fucking car speeding its way to hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (x8Wzq)

228 I would ask how he sleeps at night, but I already know. On piles of money, with many beautiful boys.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (yQpMk)

229 One has to wonder what it is about this Merrick Garland person that has our enemies so enamored. I mean first they pushed him for SCOTUS and now they're giving him AG [as a consolation prize no doubt]. What the heck is the attrac.....Never mind. Read the content and watched the videos. Carry on!

Posted by: Nick Danger Third Eye at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (UgZz0)

230 They (BK and ACB) just institutionalized voter fraud. I'm not saying it's over, but it's over.
---
Yes it is. It's time for a serious personal adjustment on my part. I have to get used to the idea that my government is a wholly illegitimate occupying force bent on my destruction.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (sWM8x)

231 The Klan attacked at night, too...
Posted by: setnaffa

There you have it. Proof positive merrick is a white supremacist.

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (L3Rsz)

232 He has been prepped for all these questions. So,"I really haven't thought about it", in regards to border crossings, is what he was advised/told to say.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (AD3JT)

233 So I see that slime Cohen has crawled out of the gutter saying he has the goods on Trump and his entire family and he wants to hand it over to Vance.. POS

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (Zmnko)

234 Kavanaugh was confirmed in the face of a screaming insane fake PoundMeToo show trial and immediately hired a clerking staff that was all female. If that wasn't a red flag, I don't know what you're waiting for.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination

a smooth groined nutless wonder

Posted by: x4 at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (oA+QO)

235 I'd like to teach the World to sing
And how to be less white...

Posted by: Coke at February 22, 2021 06:24 PM (FYe3W)

236 The night they burned old courthouse down
And all the people were singin', they went, na na na

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2021 06:24 PM (VVEnO)

237 Does this mean that M Night Shamalyian movies no longer suck?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2021 06:24 PM (kTF2Z)

238 why does he remind me of Fauchi?
Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (EwPKb)
........

Came from the same test tube, the one they forgot to refrigerate.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2021 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

239 I checked and this counts under the 4th edition rules. Bring in the goat!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM


LOL!

He gets a saving roll of 99 or higher on a 1d100, though, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2021 06:24 PM (DMUuz)

240 The Klan attacked at night, too...
Posted by: setnaffa

There you have it. Proof positive merrick is a white supremacist.
Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (L3Rsz)

Why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: FBI Raid Team at February 22, 2021 06:24 PM (gAFsE)

241 why does he remind me of Fauchi?
Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (EwPKb)

He looks a little like him and may be close to him and he's a lifelong bureaucrat?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 06:25 PM (VP4Cd)

242 >>>Kavanaugh was confirmed in the face of a screaming insane fake PoundMeToo show trial and immediately hired a clerking staff that was all female. If that wasn't a red flag, I don't know what you're waiting for.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM (gAFsE)

========

The crying was a red flag. Could you imagine Thomas, Alito, or Scalia ever crying at a hearing?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 22, 2021 06:25 PM (CKRdI)

243 I'm beginning to think its all a cosmic joke.

I'd say that's entirely wrong. And I mean this as nicely as I can possibly say it. You don't know my nic - but I know yours. You are cool as a fan. We've talked before. Plenty.


This is happening because Conservatism has a fatal flaw. Y'all - and it is y'all - assume nobody would want to burn all this to the ground. That's a constant thing in every thread.

"They" intend to burn, scatter, and salt all this. "They" are going to. It doesn't matter how stupid you see that play. That's the play they intend on making.

Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 06:25 PM (92ruB)

244 Yes, they did manage to burn the building to the ground and incinerate 43 people trapped inside but they threw the improvised explosives and the flammable liquids 5 seconds BEFORE sunset so it can't be terrorism!

After an extensive investigation, and consultation with Nancy Pelosi, we, I mean I have decided to prosecute the ruffians under the littering statue on the books in Seattle.

Posted by: JB1000 at February 22, 2021 06:25 PM (A6JKa)

245 why does he remind me of Fauchi?
Posted by: Inspector kemp

The Keeble Elf vibe.

But Fauci the elf is more nimble than this sack of ill-thought.

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:26 PM (L3Rsz)

246 The night Chicago died...

NananananananananananannanNa

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2021 06:26 PM (rdbLX)

247 If I give Fauci a sock, will he go the fuck away?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2021 06:26 PM (rdbLX)

248 Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 06:15 PM (92ruB)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 06:27 PM (VP4Cd)

249 235 I'd like to teach the World to sing
And how to be less white...
Posted by: Coke


I'd like to buy the world a Coke
and pay with EBT

Posted by: x4 at February 22, 2021 06:27 PM (oA+QO)

250 Horde's gonna hafta put together an album.

'Music to Insurrect By'.

You COULD get rich!

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:27 PM (L3Rsz)

251 241 why does he remind me of Fauchi?


Well you don't meet men of that "stature" very often... They have achieved great "heights." they certainly do " stand" tall ".....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 06:27 PM (Zmnko)

252 And to think that this man was actually considered Supreme Court material. We dodged a bullet that time.

Posted by: Sergeant Major at February 22, 2021 06:28 PM (hQDvN)

253 Aricept must be the drug of choice in DC.

Posted by: EveR at February 22, 2021 06:28 PM (R0z7P)

254 Voter fraud was not voter fraud because minorities did most of it and it was reparations.

Posted by: Valiant at February 22, 2021 06:28 PM (3MiF8)

255 Loving the delicious MAGAtard tears. Years of delicious tears ahead. Lol

Posted by: Losers are weak at February 22, 2021 06:29 PM (NliII)

256 Like all Biden nominees, VP Kneepads needs to be the 51st vote.

Posted by: Dear Leader Chairman Zhou Bai Din at February 22, 2021 06:29 PM (jV+aN)

257 They call us rightwing. They ain't seen rightwing. Yet.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2021 06:29 PM (gjvwR)

258 You look like a man with lifts in your shoes and a penis pump in your locker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2021 06:29 PM (rdbLX)

259 254 Voter fraud was not voter fraud because minorities did most of it and it was reparations.

And it was at night!

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 06:29 PM (Zmnko)

260 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 06:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

Between Cora Segal and the goat......tough choice. They probably both smell similar.....

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 22, 2021 06:29 PM (WGk5J)

261 More pre-genocidal language

Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 22, 2021 06:29 PM (4DW2C)

262 Test

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2021 06:30 PM (W+T/C)

263 Horde's gonna hafta put together an album.

'Music to Insurrect By'.

You COULD get rich!
Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:27 PM (L3Rsz)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJnVwAH-5K0

Sabaton-- Uprising

It's about Warsaw. Warning: Metal, so if you don't like that don't click.

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 22, 2021 06:30 PM (gAFsE)

264 But, butt, Merrick Garland is a 68 year old WHITE man.

Posted by: Marooned at February 22, 2021 06:30 PM (5TnwH)

265 And this is the moderate braniac that Dems wanted to install on the supreme court.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 22, 2021 06:30 PM (H5knJ)

266 According to Wikipedia, this clown has spent his entire life in government, except for 8 years working at a private law firm. And they give his net worth as between 6 and 23 million dollars, as of 2016.

Interesting spread, there. Maybe his button collection value was really hard to pin down there, or something.
Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at February 22, 2021 06:09

Where was he and when? 8 years as a partner at some firms could get you to 6 or more with good investing. Also marriage. See Kerry, John

And $6-23 is a ridiculous range. Sounds a lot like sources say

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2021 06:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

267 why does he remind me of Fauchi?
Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (EwPKb)

He looks a little like him and may be close to him and he's a lifelong bureaucrat?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 06:25 PM (VP4Cd)


And it's easy to picture both of them doing "deep undercover research" at a SF bath house.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 06:30 PM (46GDR)

268
It wouldn't surprise me at this point if Amy Covid Barrett voted in favor of after birth abortion. At least Clarence and Alito are dependable. The rest are buffoons.

/ Apologies to actual buffoons.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 06:31 PM (N/gDA)

269 update: Antifa just started a fire at an ICE facility in Portland, during working hours.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2021 06:31 PM (5+1A/)

270 "Garland has obviously been told to protect Antifa."

Antifa's Wingman ... great. ... but really, Antifa and BLM terrorism is supported from within, for many years.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2021 06:31 PM (Cus5s)

271 "Y'all - and it is y'all - assume nobody would want to burn all this to the ground. "

Only Nutbush got it correct. He didn't follow the herd like the rest of y'all. Oh, wise and mighty nutbush.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 06:31 PM (VP4Cd)

272 update: Antifa just started a fire at an ICE facility in Portland, during working hours.

But they deserve it!

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 06:31 PM (Zmnko)

273 I bet Merrick would actually be all for charging Antifa as domestic terrorists if it was his DC courthouse being attacked ... but Portland's a long way from DC so not that important in the grand schemes of DC-based ruling class.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at February 22, 2021 06:32 PM (dYe5S)

274 Does he use the N WORD as freely and as often as JOE BIDEN to describe his valued voters that WE, the PEOPLE are forced to FREE from PRISON

Posted by: Joe Blow at February 22, 2021 06:32 PM (0dAWX)

275 With that type of twisted logic it sounds like Garland would have made a great Supreme Court justice.

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at February 22, 2021 06:32 PM (Qc+Wp)

276 If Garland says these are more dangerous times than in the run-up to Oklahoma city bombing, I assume he means that Ruby Ridge and Waco are going to look like the warm-up act to what he has planned.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2021 06:32 PM (ohOLP)

277 269 update: Antifa just started a fire at an ICE facility in Portland, during working hours.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2021 06:31 PM (5+1A/)

FACT CHECK: ICE DIESN'T BURN

Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 22, 2021 06:32 PM (nUhF0)

278 269 update: Antifa just started a fire at an ICE facility in Portland, during working hours.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2021 06:31 PM (5+1A/)


It's dusk outside. No worries.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2021 06:33 PM (rdbLX)

279 The Conservative Case For Letting the Left Make Up Anything They Want For Any Reason

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:33 PM (jBRLB)

280 >>>Yes it is. It's time for a serious personal adjustment on my part. I have to get used to the idea that my government is a wholly illegitimate occupying force bent on my destruction.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (sWM8x)

======

If I were younger I might view Discovery Channel's "Alaskan Bush People" as a recruitment video.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 22, 2021 06:33 PM (CKRdI)

281 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJnVwAH-5K0

Sabaton-- Uprising

It's about Warsaw. Warning: Metal, so if you don't like that don't click.
Posted by: Vanya

I am not a metal-sorta person, but I found that strangely appealing.

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:33 PM (L3Rsz)

282 Test
Posted by: Mr Aspirin

Looks like you still need to work on your testing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 22, 2021 06:33 PM (gtatv)

283 Buckle up 'rons and 'ette's, it's about to get real as fuck and hiding ain't an option.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 22, 2021 06:34 PM (qZdIZ)

284 They mostly come at night, mostly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2021 06:34 PM (yQpMk)

285 Does President Senile Joe have the constitutional right to leave his room in the White House basement?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 22, 2021 06:34 PM (lgiXo)

286 Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:33 PM (jBRLB)

Blessings of liberty.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 22, 2021 06:34 PM (WGk5J)

287 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJnVwAH-5K0

Sabaton-- Uprising

It's about Warsaw. Warning: Metal, so if you don't like that don't click.
Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 22, 2021 06:30 PM (gAFsE)

Incorrect. Everyone must click and rock out.

Sabaton is awesome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 06:34 PM (ifmtJ)

288 If Garland says these are more dangerous times than in the run-up to Oklahoma city bombing, I assume he means that Ruby Ridge and Waco are going to look like the warm-up act to what he has planned.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2021 06:32 PM (ohOLP)


*buffs nails*

Posted by: GOPe Senators at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (W+T/C)

289 252 And to think that this man was actually considered Supreme Court material. We dodged a bullet that time.
Posted by: Sergeant Major at February 22, 2021 06:28 PM (hQDvN)

".38 Special" Kavinaugh and "9 mm" Barrett say that we did not.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (RGRIY)

290 >>> 269 update: Antifa just started a fire at an ICE facility in Portland, during working hours.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2021 06:31 PM (5+1A/)


But it's now dark in the royal city.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (4tN2f)

291 It's time for a serious personal adjustment on my part. I have to get used to the idea that my government is a wholly illegitimate occupying force bent on my destruction.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

---

Works for me.

Posted by: SMH at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (xFZO6)

292 So I guess midnight bomber what bombs at midnight gets the last laugh.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (jBRLB)

293 Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:33 PM (jBRLB)

Blessings of liberty.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 22, 2021 06:34 PM (WGk5J)
---
But only at night.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (FYe3W)

294 It wouldn't surprise me at this point if Amy Covid Barrett voted in
favor of after birth abortion. At least Clarence and Alito are
dependable. The rest are buffoons.


ACB is looking for approval. Seriously - watch her.

Full disclosure - she's so close to my age it ain't funny. She IS Gen X. A high achiever - if never freely exchanging labor is high achievement. Personally - I hold whores in higher esteem. And I'm not joking. Whores never use the power of the state to compel you to buy their product.

Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (92ruB)

295 FACT CHECK: ICE DIESN'T BURN
Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 22, 2021 06:32 PM (nUhF0)

Well done.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (VP4Cd)

296 237 Does this mean that M Night Shamalyian movies no longer suck?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2021 06:24 PM (kTF2Z)

What a twist!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 06:36 PM (ifmtJ)

297 FACT CHECK: ICE DIESN'T BURN


I could probably burn ice if someone showed me where we keep the pans.

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 06:36 PM (45fpk)

298 Didn't Kyle Rittenhouse only kill somebody at night?

Like that, Garland?

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:36 PM (FYe3W)

299 So I guess midnight bomber what bombs at midnight gets the last laugh.
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (jBRLB)



Oh, blast from the past, so too speak.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2021 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

300 Posted by: vmom WWRS What Would Rush Say at February 22, 2021 06:32 PM (nUhF0)

Methane hydrate...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 22, 2021 06:36 PM (5XK0y)

301 299 So I guess midnight bomber what bombs at midnight gets the last laugh.
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:35 PM (jBRLB)


Oh, blast from the past, so too speak.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2021 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah, baby, YEAH!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 06:36 PM (ifmtJ)

302 Didn't Kyle Rittenhouse only kill somebody at night?

Like that, Garland?
Posted by: Axeman

Oooh..snap. That's good!

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:36 PM (L3Rsz)

303
update: Antifa just started a fire at an ICE facility in Portland, during working hours.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2021 06:31 PM


Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett refuse to uphold the convictions, based on being solid constitutionalists and shit. But mainly shits.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 06:37 PM (N/gDA)

304 That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
That's the night they hung an innocent man.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2021 06:37 PM (kTF2Z)

305 I just had a serious talk with Mrs Sucio. She knows that from now on, I'll be out at night quite a bit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:37 PM (jvt6t)

306 Why didn't he just admit it.. Antifa can't be blamed on Trump.... Only domestic terrorists in his mind and his handlers are those who voted for Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 06:37 PM (Zmnko)

307 We've become a highly specialized society, not one of learned men but one of high priest of a sort - a Fauci is the result this peculiar and debilitating societal transition.

Here is a fascinating article about the divergence of science and art - where no one seems to no each other - and the use of that separation by the left:

https://tinyurl.com/1fydnzmb

I sent my daughter to a formal NE liberal art college that the women that emerged was learned in both the language of science and art - as was the tradition for which that institution was created. I pray that is what emerges.

Posted by: Boswell at February 22, 2021 06:38 PM (w2LAm)

308 How did he get this far? Who's he related to?
Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad

Judy Garland !

Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 06:38 PM (arJlL)

309 The left sure are masters of the ums.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2021 06:38 PM (+ya+t)

310 Merrick is tucked up in bed with his teddybear by dusk, that's why he don't mind insurrectin' at night. Just keep it down, boys. And no naughty business during daylight when he's up and about.

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:38 PM (L3Rsz)

311 Anybody seen/ heard from Skip ?

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 06:38 PM (arJlL)

312 update: Antifa just started a fire at an ICE facility in Portland, during working hours.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 06:37 PM (N/gDA)
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(i) This post is disputed.

Posted by: Fakebook & Twitter at February 22, 2021 06:39 PM (FYe3W)

313 I guess terrorism should be legal at night since election fraud is.

OH!

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 06:39 PM (jBRLB)

314 And speaking of, since everyone's running their sperm bank night depository about "Incitement".

Disturbed-- The Vengeful One. Again, metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW-IPrzM1g

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 22, 2021 06:39 PM (gAFsE)

315 Hiya JT!

Posted by: Grammie Winger's iPad at February 22, 2021 06:39 PM (45fpk)

316 Clara Cannucciari's "Clara's Kitchen", which is chock full of depression-era recipes.

I hope to never have to really use it, but best be prepared...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 22, 2021 06:05 PM (ZSK0i)

Is that the one that tells you six different ways to roast a Possum and how to stew a 'Coon?
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 22, 2021 06:14 PM (R5lpX)

More like how to use hot dogs, frozen veggies and pasta.
Good recipies, if you're really broke.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 06:39 PM (ifmtJ)

317 Also, if I'm not mistaken the OKC toxic environment was a direct result of federal paramilitary goon squads running around killing people all willy nilly because Janet Reno wanted to engage in some penis waving. They're tipping their hand again...
Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2021 06:19 PM (zcf1k)

...

I have a feeling Garland knows he couldn't carry Reno's jock strap, but is going to compensate as best he can.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2021 06:40 PM (ohOLP)

318 Very nice music picks today. Me likey.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2021 06:40 PM (W+T/C)

319 I'm sitting at the Apple "Genius Bar."

I hate this place.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2021 06:40 PM (JwTJa)

320 "They" intend to burn, scatter, and salt all this. "They" are going to. It doesn't matter how stupid you see that play. That's the play they intend on making.
Posted by: Nutbush City Limits

That was basically my explanation of Ro Khanna last night on businesses that don't pay at least $15/hour shouldn't exist. The general response was, "that's nuts; you try to run a business on tight margins". Missed the point completely.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 22, 2021 06:41 PM (KAi1n)

321 Sigh. Elections have consequences. Even stolen ones. And he excused the that broad who will be his deputy or something that thinks Black People are superior and have Jews hating freinds.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2021 06:41 PM (OVEfo)

322 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 06:39 PM (ifmtJ)

--------------------

Hopefully, every 'ron on this thread knows how to trap and prepare fresh meat (rabbit, squirrel, deer, etc.).

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (jvt6t)

323 Update: Antifa just started a fire at an ICE facility in Portland.

During working hours.
---
I call "NOT TERRRORISM!"

I called it!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (FYe3W)

324 I'm sitting at the Apple "Genius Bar."

I hate this place.
Posted by: Ladyl

And HOW/WHY are you there ?

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (arJlL)

325 Anybody seen/ heard from Skip ?
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 06:38 PM (arJlL)

Not yet. Hopefully he didn't lose power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (ifmtJ)

326 After midnight, we gonna let it all hang out.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (4I/2K)

327 Well back in Arlington. Hope I am not arrested for being a conservative and white

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (OVEfo)

328 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW-IPrzM1g
Posted by: Vanya

sleepy joe must have watched this one.
"The bright side of genocide".

Posted by: lizabth at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (L3Rsz)

329 Jak Sucio, how far are you from me?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2021 06:43 PM (QM1nE)

330 Thalfrican, if you're still here, last night Quint (?) posted Iron Maiden's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" which I assume is what got you excited. Any other songs you've heard from Maiden so far?

Posted by: SFGoth at February 22, 2021 06:43 PM (KAi1n)

331 I'm sitting at the Apple "Genius Bar."

I hate this place.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2021 06:40 PM (JwTJa)


*puts on Yoda ears*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2021 06:43 PM (W+T/C)

332 Ladyl LOVES the Appletini's......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:43 PM (jvt6t)

333 It's not vampirism if you do it at night.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2021 06:43 PM (VVEnO)

334 Hopefully, every 'ron on this thread knows how to trap and prepare fresh meat (rabbit, squirrel, deer, etc.).
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (jvt6t)

Or just raise chickens, if you got a back yard.

I'm putting in a root veggie bed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 06:43 PM (ifmtJ)

335
And HOW/WHY are you there ?
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (arJlL)

My Apple Watch broke. It's still under warranty.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2021 06:44 PM (JwTJa)

336 Why do conservative outlets keep using the left's language? How many times have you seen the Capitol protest (yes, it was a protest) called a "riot"? Do you ever see the left call the assaults that anti-fa regularly engage in a "riot"?

Come to think of it, why do we call them "anti-fa"? They are objectively pro-fa. Or even more precisely, they are simply "fa" (as in, "fascist.") But it might be better to call them "pro-com" (for "pro-communism").

Conservatives should have learned by now the importance of language. They need always, without fail, to refer to the Capitol protests as "protests," because that is what they were. The people were gathered there to protest the way the election was run. Full stop.

The left hates for conservatives to use the term "protest" because to them it is a sacred word, it gives absolute moral authority to anyone engaged in it. They want to deny any moral authority to conservatives, hence, anything the right does can't be a protest. Don't let them get away with it.

Posted by: Catoi at February 22, 2021 06:44 PM (viged)

337 Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2021 06:43 PM (QM1nE)

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20 miles west of Weird

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:44 PM (jvt6t)

338 Hopefully, every 'ron on this thread knows how to trap and prepare fresh meat (rabbit, squirrel, deer, etc.).
======
Instacart

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2021 06:44 PM (+ya+t)

339 331 I'm sitting at the Apple "Genius Bar."

I hate this place.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2021 06:40 PM (JwTJa)


*puts on Yoda ears*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2021 06:43 PM (W+T/C)

Seems convincing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 06:45 PM (Zm+LZ)

340 I'm sitting at the Apple "Genius Bar."

I hate this place.
Posted by: Ladyl

---

I'd leave.

Then again, would never be caught dead there.

Posted by: SMH at February 22, 2021 06:45 PM (lImFe)

341 Merrick Garland defends DOJ nominee Kristen Clarke, who called Blacks superior
I do not believe that she is discriminatory in any sense, Garland said

No fo course not. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2021 06:45 PM (OVEfo)

342 Did anyone ask him exactly what evidence he has that shows things are worse than in 1995?

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2021 06:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

343
Did Janet of Reno ever come out as the lesbian? I'm not sure of the final score but it seems she might have killed just as many women and children as men.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 06:45 PM (N/gDA)

344 And HOW/WHY are you there ?
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (arJlL)

My Apple Watch broke. It's still under warranty.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2021 06:44 PM (JwTJa)

"What can we do for you today?"

"Well, you can stop using borderline slave labor in your factories and supporting every totalitarian asshat on the planet. Also, this watch stopped working."

Posted by: Vanya, Hallucination at February 22, 2021 06:45 PM (gAFsE)

345 I have been complaining for years that judges are often high-functioning idiots.

The refreshing part is when they show that themselves.

"Not at NIGHT! I called it!"

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:45 PM (FYe3W)

346 I noticed commenter names on the main page side part where it shows things people say. I went to it and it's a Jan 24 gun thread with near 2K comments almost all spam. Spammers have been commenting daily for a month.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (4tN2f)

347 The left hates for conservatives to use the term "protest" because to them it is a sacred word, it gives absolute moral authority to anyone engaged in it. They want to deny any moral authority to conservatives, hence, anything the right does can't be a protest. Don't let them get away with it.
Posted by: Catoi

Excellent point. No one reads what I write, though. Send that thought to GP, OANN, et al.

Posted by: MkY at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (5hF5V)

348 What is an "Apple Genius Bar"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (VP4Cd)

349 And HOW/WHY are you there ?
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 06:42 PM (arJlL)

My Apple Watch broke. It's still under warranty.
Posted by: Ladyl

That's a pretty boring story.

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (arJlL)

350 Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2021 06:44 PM (+ya+t)

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Lemme know how that works out for you. In two years.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (jvt6t)

351 and nood


nood Kurt.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (4tN2f)

352 Hopefully, every 'ron on this thread knows how to trap and prepare fresh meat (rabbit, squirrel, deer, etc.).

No, I don't.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (nxdel)

353
We've become a highly specialized society, not one of learned men but
one of high priest of a sort - a Fauci is the result this peculiar and
debilitating societal transition.



This isn't new - but it's a damn good observation. I can't tell you how many fucks I work around don't know enough about the things they are working around to amount to a pitcher of piss.

Including those that rail and rant about high minded things. They can't debate an instant of it. But they can tell you "Ten and Two - and you'll be fine" until the cows come home.

Here's where the fuck up starts. The assumption that it's only "them". It ain't.

Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (92ruB)

354 Do you think bombing a federal courthouse should be deemed a crime of domestic terrorism?

"I uh, um, er um, uh, I think uh, um that, uh, think that if this sort of thing, uh, happens, um, on, uh, a weekend, or uh, um, uh, er evening uh, nobody is around, uh, and, uh, nobody gets hurted, uh, it's just uh, boys being boys.

Do you feel that coming across the border illegally should be illegal?

"I uh, ah, er ah, um uh, I hadn't uh, uh thought uh, much about uh, that question uh, no, uh, I'm not uh, really curious uh, about uh, um, curious about uh, laws uh, laws and stuff"

Do you think that gun ownersh...

"Absolutely we should not allow anybody to own a gun in 2021, and look forward to hearing the case where we can end this poorly worded amendment which should never have been ratified into law. The ownership of a gun should be a clear and serious crime that should be punished to the limit of the law. Whether we end them by extreme taxation or an outright ban is something I look forward to ruling on in the very near future, as I'm sure my good friends Brett, Elena, Amy, Sonia and Neil are."

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 06:47 PM (46GDR)

355 What is an "Apple Genius Bar"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That's where Adam went after being kicked out of Eden.

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 06:47 PM (arJlL)

356 There might be a NOOD...
Yup... there is a NOOD.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 22, 2021 06:48 PM (gtatv)

357 Posted by: Jewells45 at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (nxdel)

Ma'am, find someone who can teach you.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 06:49 PM (jvt6t)

358 Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 06:46 PM (92ruB)

It must be exhausting and anger producing to have spent so many years, living around so many people you don't like and don't respect, who can't meet your expectations and continually let you down for not following what you know is the best way to do everything and agreeing with you on absolutely everything-and some of them are people on the same side.

But I do appreciate your kind words about my son.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 06:55 PM (VP4Cd)

359 Um yeah, this was Obamas' moderate compromise.

Posted by: WisRich at February 22, 2021 06:56 PM (qKfc+)

360 I'm offended that Garland is using the "Big Gazongas" sign in that picture above!

It's demeaning to women.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 06:57 PM (FYe3W)

361 I just burned the egg rolls. What do I win?

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2021 07:00 PM (FhXTo)

362 Ben Had,

Info on what's going on in the Middle East:

Behold Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFXdQi2KW84

Posted by: SMH at February 22, 2021 07:03 PM (lImFe)

363 It must be awful to just bitch - day in and day out - and try to control the neighborhood conversation using passive aggression. Which is all you do. Every. Damn. Day.


Oh ? You got called out for it ? Ain't that a bitch.

Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 07:03 PM (92ruB)

364 Posted by: Nutbush City Limits at February 22, 2021 07:03 PM (92ruB)

Didn't touch me a bit, dear. You'd like to think you're wounding me. You're not. And I'm sorry for whatever wounding took place it your life by people who should have treated you better at a young age, and that now you will strike out before they can hit you. And believe me: It's irritation you hear, but I think you think almost everybody is passive aggressive even the people close to you

And I still think it's silly to use multiple handle. Everybody can tell within two sentences who you are, so why the need to hide?

Take care.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2021 07:12 PM (VP4Cd)

365 at this point everyone should get a burner phone and then call in 'threats' to DC every other day.

If they are going to call us guerillas we might as well start acting like them, sorry to fedpoast.

showing up at their houses to 'start a conversation', or even better the schools their kids go to, is a nice prank as well.

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at February 22, 2021 07:13 PM (bhPL1)

366
He claims that this isn't terrorism because they weren't disrupting these buildings during working hours


To clarify he was talking about people that matter, like lawyers, not CPB agents, guards, janitorial staff, etc.

Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2021 08:22 PM (Xih1H)

367 What happens during a solar eclipse?
Posted by: dantesed at February 22, 2021 06:04 PM

A 'ron's virginity must be sacrificed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

"Well, at least I used to be!"

Posted by: Former Virgin, looking for practice.... at February 22, 2021 08:24 PM (KqiMr)

368 I am shocked that a man called a moderate by the Drive By Media is a leftwing waco.

BTW, isn't it amazing how quickly Timothy McVeigh was executed? Almost like they didn't want him to change his mind and talk about his Middle Eastern colleagues.

Posted by: Loki at February 22, 2021 08:29 PM (KqiMr)

369 "They" intend to burn, scatter, and salt all this. "They" are going to. It doesn't matter how stupid you see that play. That's the play they intend on making.

Posted by: Nutbush City Limits

Please see Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascón, put in office by that satanspawn George Soros, who is releasing cop killers and child sodomists-torturers-murderers as fast as he can.

My formerly crime free fairly expensive neighborhood (don't worry, I have the 1948 house that I have rebuilt while it destroyed my physical and mental health!) is now getting mail stolen nightly and my kitty corner neighbor had two porsches lifted from his driveway in the same night.

I have about two months to finish things up and I am gone from California.... But I don't know where to go! I hate humidity. I'm a poor Irish kid, with super white skin and I like it cool, but the libs have taken over those places...

Posted by: Loki at February 22, 2021 08:43 PM (KqiMr)

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