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Sunset Joe Biden: Blacks and Hispanics Don't Know How To Work the Internet
I just spit out my water pic.twitter.com/GL5F3phxG0
— Ashley StClair 🇺🇸 (@stclairashley) February 20, 2021
Can someone teach my Black a$$ how to use the internet?? 😅 pic.twitter.com/brBsM1iSCe
— Shemeka Michelle (@ShemekaMichelle) February 18, 2021
How is it not elder abuse at this point? pic.twitter.com/WHd9eVeIdo
— Garbage Human (@GarbyJooman3) February 23, 2021
Bident at the “black essential workers” roundtable: “I think there’s a growing awareness that, uh, um, you know uh, injecting bleach into your system doesn’t do it for ya" pic.twitter.com/AZxtW7dAgb
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) February 23, 2021
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (4tjpQ)
McConnell to support Garland for attorney general
https://trends.gab.com/item/603565f5e09bb91be5287fc5
But please, by all means, let's keep "voting" "Republican".
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Qoheleth at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (lY4np)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (4tN2f)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (j9HX3)
-Ebony magazine
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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My over under is Memorial Day.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (8XRCm)
Want to hang out with her, she seems fun and can wear the hell out of a hat
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (45ORV)
Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Racisty Racist Joe at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Ace at 03:46 PM
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Retort:
It doesn't matter who's president. The uniparty administrative state is just going to do what it wants no matter what.
Having said that, we might as well keep Joe in for the lulz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
Funny stuff.
Black dude in the video: you are a fucking legend. Well done!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (xuFOt)
It'd sure be nice if the real president re-assumed the office.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (HaL55)
That was a test, right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (kAR5V)
he look just like an ass-probing alien.
Then his gibbering could be excused as an extraterrestrial accent.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (03Hn+)
Posted by: Ace at 03:46 PM
I think we should leave him in for at least a year, or until he dies, whichever comes first.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (vD+8F)
I hope our enemies are not paying attention.
God help us.
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Robert C. Byrd at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (MFIrZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Chairman Xi at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (03Hn+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (kAR5V)
This is why we'll never see the usurper biden do a live SOTU address.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (yQpMk)
I think we should leave him in after he dies. Do less damage that way.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (0Dq5O)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (45ORV)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (A57L2)
-Ebony magazine
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
At this point he's pretty much John Morgan and Lt. Dunbar put together!
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (4tN2f)
Posted by: Miley Stone at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (63Dwl)
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Disagree. Leave him in there for the full term. He's doing a great job of illustrating a lot of things...
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Ve//x)
I think we should leave him in after he dies. Do less damage that way.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (0Dq5O)
Weekend at Bernies:
Bernie goes to Washington
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (P7Iz+)
The millstone around this country's neck is SloJo.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (pNxlR)
Having said that, we might as well keep Joe in for the lulz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
And seriously, who wants Kamala?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Barack knows how to use the internet despite living in a city. He had a super cool blackberry remember? He was so hip. Unlike drumpf who tweeted from an iPad like a boomer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (6iURM)
You just know that Xi and Putin call each other every night and do nothing but laugh their asses off at us stoopid Americans and the bullshit we let our domestic enemies get away with.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (03Hn+)
We can start a self help group. Black Internet Users Anonymous
My name is [redacted] and today.....*chokes back tears* I had to ask a white man for directions to the internet.....I need help and hopefully I can find it here.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (kAR5V)
Posted by: Mishdog at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (cqAUI)
FUCK that evil piece of shit. However he dies, it needs to be painful.
Sorry not sorry.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: redenzo at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (uF/xP)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (sWM8x)
Am I imagining this, or did he just call his VP ignorant and incompetent?
Or is she Indian again?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Sagg E. Cupps at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (DTX3h)
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Pretty much where I'm at. I don't feel any sympathy for him. He's not a harmless old man with dementia. Sure, he's being used, but never forget he has spent his entire adult life being a supreme a**hole and he's part of the reason this country is gone. Screw him.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Ve//x)
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1) Democrats will back anyone with a D next to their name.
2) Democrats don't care about character, competence, intelligence, or even continence.
3) The administrative state rules all.
4) It doesn't matter who Democrats nominate, personnel is policy and Democratic administrations will always be manned by radicals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Dave at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (mXUCw)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (3aI0K)
Not even Kamala is that dumb.
Plus Kumlapper will name someone from the Gaylord wing, not someone from the aging and increasingly irrelevant Clenis wing.
The Clenises are basically the Kennedys of our time.
Skankles could probably slime her way back into a Senatorial gig for life, but that's about it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (xuFOt)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Ve//x
I doubt they will invoke 25A. But if they do Rs should definitely not vote to remove him. Say he seems exactly the same was when he was campaigning and he has a stutter and ask what has changed. Just use it to fuck with the Ds.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (p7r9F)
Too bad voters have been so dumbed-down they can't see it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jen Spocki-Psaki, Spokesmodel For The Junta at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (03Hn+)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (xuFOt)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (vD+8F)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (6Pqz7)
Never in a million years did I expect to see that in a post here.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (TdMsT)
Indeed - and he's the only actually funny comedy allowed in public these days and damnit, I want to be entertained before the load me into the boxcars or shoot me in the head for refusing to Bend The Knee.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (NYS7S)
It's just a stutter.
Posted by: Progda at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (SID+7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cleavon Little at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (aY0+P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (0WKYs)
Oh I know. They're rural and didn't vote for him, so they're not black.
See, it's all actually very coherent.
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: redenzo at February
I don't think the under 29 crowd even watches Snl. If something was funny they see the video online.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (A57L2)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
I doubt they will invoke 25A. But if they do Rs should definitely not vote to remove him
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Get a load of McConnell already signaling a "go" on Merrick's confirmation. I wouldn't count on them doing anything that would bring harm to the Democrat party.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (O+I8R)
Dude loses his train of thought...... READING A FRICKIN TELEPROMPTER....
No wonder Co President Harris is handling foreign leader calls.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (sWM8x)
This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.
only if the kamala vs. jill steel cage cut a bitch death match is televised
I'd pay actual cash monies to watch that
Posted by: AltonJackson workin' on his night moves at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (zEOTN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (63Dwl)
My name is [redacted] and today.....*chokes back tears* I had to ask a white man for directions to the internet.....I need help and hopefully I can find it here.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
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LOL!!
Gotta get Chique to join also.
if only there was a way to contact her...
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (y7B5q)
That makes perfect sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (guGkK)
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Sheriff Bart would be ten times the President Joe Biden schemes to be.
Posted by: Jen Spocki-Psaki, Spokesmodel For The Junta at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (03Hn+)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (xtk6T)
Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (uF/xP)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
At this stage of the game, you would be hard pressed to convince me that there aren't 81 million stupid voters out there.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist
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I LOL'd when I first saw it.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (O+I8R)
Collegiality is important, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
I think that's a pretty big tell. They know Biden's brain is tapioca, and they don't want to go on record saying otherwise because they know they'll just end up looking foolish in a few months.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (R1mDg)
My name is [redacted] and today.....*chokes back tears* I had to ask a white man for directions to the internet.....I need help and hopefully I can find it here.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (kAR5V)
Oh my darling.
Don't even try. It's just too complicated.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (TdMsT)
LOL!!
Gotta get Chique to join also.
if only there was a way to contact her...
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (y7B5q)
I understand the traditional messaging system of Greenland to be carrier penguins.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (axyOa)
The military ignoring the president seems to be a trend.
Posted by: WiNO at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (WVeiZ)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (+1A9H)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (I99aF)
That makes perfect sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (xfb67)
We can't have guns? Sure going to pity the poor sheriff or State Police officer who has to go diving for them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (N39Ws)
B. Fuck it, let him stay. He helps destroy respect for our institutions and for anyone who voted for this eyeless pecker disease.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (uxJPn)
The relationship between the GOPe and the Republican base is dysfunctional and abusive. The GOPe heaps abuse onto its base, and then ensures the base has no mechanism for replacing the GOPe -- effectively locking the base into an endless series of "lesser evil' choices where the GOPe merely needs to claim not to be as evil as the Democrats.
It's time to end the charade. The GOPe is not the lesser evil when it effectively blocks its voters from ever achieving policy victories.
(The Dems have issues with its far-left base too, but as they are fellow-travelers, its only a matter of trying to slow down the far-left, or hide the Dems' motives from the broader population).
Posted by: Revenant at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (IPK5J)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (HaL55)
I LOL'd when I first saw it.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (y7B5q)
I laughed at first, but my primary feeling upon seeing it was rage.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (TdMsT)
It's all the tubes that are so confusing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
It's got that warm analog sound, dude!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (63Dwl)
The Clenises are basically the Kennedys of our time.
Skankles could probably slime her way back into a Senatorial gig for life, but that's about it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (xuFOt)
Tank Abrams and it will be the 'black and blacker' administration.
Because it's ALL about the skin color.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (/MaDp)
Am I imagining this, or did he just call his VP ignorant and incompetent?
Or is she Indian again?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does.
........
Yesterday Yahoo News was telling me she's black.
I have no idea what they're saying today.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
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Wrong hemisphere. Narwhals. Message tied to the tusk. Then passed off to walruses.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (GLv8N)
Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (Y1SNi)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (SScvq)
Yes, but that's the kind of thing he's said forever, even before the disease hit.
Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ladyl,
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No rage here.
It's what I expect from the left.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
What's in a number? It's all he needed.
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems, SysAdmin at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (03Hn+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (kAR5V)
hey, WTF
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (6iURM)
It could be, but it's not like Harris is much of an improvement.
Posted by: Methos at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (Y1SNi)
But there is no way he makes it to Thanksgiving at this rate. He's disintegrating in real-time.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: iandeal at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (vgGyZ)
Gotta get Chique to join also.
if only there was a way to contact her...
You're going to need a web site.
Oh, right, never mind.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: wth
The one with the cigar out front?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (Rvt88)
https://bit.ly/2NQZ3wK
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (YYlyE)
video with his acting simian and trying to figure out how to open a laptop. His humor was obviously multicultural whiteness./s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (uxJPn)
This.
Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
Akshully, no penguin lives in the Northern Hemisphere. And, akshully, penguins aren't even penguins. The Penguins species was the name of a bird called the Great Auk, which flew, but was black and white and looked similar. It now extinct because it was too stupid to run from hungry sailors and feather collectors.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (xfb67)
Oh, right, never mind.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Now you see our conundrum.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (y7B5q)
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My over under is Memorial Day.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (8XRCm)
i really did expect them to be able to keep him in for 2 years, just so kamala could have 10.
looks like you're a lot closer, and the under isn't a bad call on that bet.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (8D42x)
The Democrats have what's known as 'defense in depth' in place. Who in the succession order would you want to replace the decrepit POS currently soiling the Oval Office?
Posted by: JEM at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (Y1SNi)
Here and I thought you voted him onto the island.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (KZzsI)
All us country bumpkins get our innertubes just fine Joe. We sometimes get extra ones for free when Discount Tire up there in Applington gits rid of all their extra backstock.
Sometime you gotta patch the one with the holes in em otherwise they dont hold air. Its always best to do that before you go tubing on the pond. Yer gonna git wet if you go tubing with an innertube that has hole in it if you dont check em first.
Dont know how to work the innertubes. Pffffft.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (8XRCm)
But there is no way he makes it to Thanksgiving at this rate. He's disintegrating in real-time.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (NYS7S)
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There are states where voting isn't completely messed up, so watching a Democratic Party vie for votes with Biden as their top guy and two years of economic malaise in 2022 is going to be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (LvTSG)
2) Democrats don't care about character, competence, intelligence, or even continence.
3) The administrative state rules all.
4) It doesn't matter who Democrats nominate, personnel is policy and Democratic administrations will always be manned by radicals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
Da comrade.
Democrat politiburo is being in charge.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (axyOa)
I could almost hear Also Sprach Zarathustra playing in the background.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (uxJPn)
This.
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Yep. Keep Nanzi too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (uF/xP)
The guy in the first video is in voted to my house for beers. That was funny as shit
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker
I can imagine him being called a race traitor and worse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (63Dwl)
But there is no way he makes it to Thanksgiving at this rate. He's disintegrating in real-time.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (NYS7S)
The problem is that if they wait until after the midterms, they risk a GOP senate holding up a VP nomination.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Xiao Biden at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Revenant at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (IPK5J)
Come on baby, I wouldn't hit you if you didn't push me to it. It always hurts me more than it does you, you know that! Damnit, if you would JUST LISTEN this wouldn't keep happening to us!
Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (4tN2f)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)
Now that's funny!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Man Behind The Joe Biden Screen at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (03Hn+)
looks like you're a lot closer, and the under isn't a bad call on that bet.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (8D42x)
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Not only do I think he's out be Memorial Day..... but he wont see 2022. No evil plan or anything ..... he just gonna pass.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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Gonna be difficult to do with Biden's words playing in the background.
This is effective because even the low-infos get this.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (SOV+T)
But there is no way he makes it to Thanksgiving at this rate. He's disintegrating in real-time.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (NYS7S)
The problem is that if they wait until after the midterms, they risk a GOP senate holding up a VP nomination.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
Doesn't matter what the dems want.
What matters is what the CCP wants.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (90cx5)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)
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SOTU is typically in February, yes?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (GLv8N)
he look just like an ass-probing alien.
Then his gibbering could be excused as an extraterrestrial accent.
Posted by: naturalfake
But....does he have a sharp crease in his trousers?
Is he clean and articulate?
This is important!!!! (raps desk with ruler)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Jmel at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (zbgfi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)
I love your faith in the GOP. Seriously.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (uxJPn)
I feel real bad for the black network engineers I've known. Brilliant people, but they can't even use the networks they've built. It's just so sad.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (SchxB)
"Tiger Woods was in a single-car accident this morning in CA where he suffered multiple leg injuries. He is currently in surgery."
Say what you will about his fucked up life, his pecadillos, personality and problems, etc., when he won the 1997 Masters at 18 under par and 12 strokes better than the runner-up, that was one of the most thrilling victories most Americans have ever seen in any sport. Certainly was something I will never forget and I hate golf.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (QC3fr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)
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SOTU is typically in February, yes?
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It will be a mail in speech and Nanzi won't tear it up.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)
We got it covered!
- Dominion and Ballots-R-US
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
Grandma had both: she was suffering from the early stages of dementia and then had a series of microstrokes which basically crippled her and destroyed much of her mind.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)
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Yeah, approving that one would cost extra.
Posted by: Mitch McConell, Taipan Of The Senate at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (03Hn+)
Trump is going to prison for tax fraud.
Lol.
Posted by: Orange jumpsuit Trump at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (/j+eF)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)
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The VP spot can, and often has, remained empty. The movie The Contender fell apart in my eyes because the Democratic president sent a name to the Republican controlled Senate to fill a vacant VP spot. That felt insane.
The main incentive would be to get someone in so that, should anything happen to Kamala, the Speaker of the House (assuming a Republican) doesn't become president. At best, Kamala could put up a no-name former Democratic governor from a red state who last held office 20 years ago and would obviously never run for the presidency in any circumstance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM
I think it's both. My father, who's older than Biden, is so much more coherent even after his stroke. He can stay on topic, for one thing.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (p7r9F)
"He needs gravitas! (cha cha chacha) He needs gravitas!"
Dang, I miss Rush.....
Posted by: pookysgirl, forever a Rush Baby at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (XKZwp)
What year is it in Biden's broken brain?
In 2021, people of all races/demographics have been using internet-connected smart phones for a ~ decade. And for many years before that, accessing the internet from their laptop or desktop (if you want to go old school).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (2BZBZ)
Well if they invoke the 25a and Biden does not go along with it it goes to congress for a vote and they need 2/3s to remove him.
If Biden did agree with the invocation then presumably he would resign on his own and not face the embarrassment of having the 25A invoked.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Desultory joe at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (uxJPn)
Have you seen the Senate election map for 2022? The GOPe will lose at least 5-seats and Cocaine Mitch will be perfectly fine with that.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (NYS7S)
500 quatloos there won't be one this year.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (wzRlZ)
This "gaffe" will be entirely ignored by MSM ... and "gaffe" is in quotes because it's actually an accepted tenet of liberalism that minorities don't have internet access ... which is why every public library in the country is filled with bums (mostly non-minority ones) jerking off to internet porn at the computer terminals the libraries bought to help out the mostly mythical sweet, little, well-mannered poor kids that don't have computers (or smartphones) at home, but need to do some research papers on dinosaurs or whatever.
Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (uF/xP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna
Hard to believe, isn't it??
But....The SUPREME COURT says HANDS OFF!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (vcOmj)
What can I say? I identify you as black. Sorry you must log off the internet, ask a white man for directions and start over.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (kAR5V)
Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (oS38t)
Posted by: Otis Day and The Nights at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (vtcmf)
Trump is going to prison for being Emmanuel Goldstein.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (aY0+P)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)
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SOTU is typically in February, yes?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
I doubt a live SOTU will occur. Perhaps a heavily edited pre-recorded one? Because, COVID.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)
VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES. DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DON'T THINK IT WILL HAVE AN EFFECT.
WHAT, IT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT TO VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES?
JUST, FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR COUNTRY, VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES.
AFTER THE CANDIDATE IS CHOSEN, THEN DECIDE IF YOU'LL VOTE FOR THE GOP OR NOT.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (4dO7K)
I appreciate the irony of your hash. Who knew that the JEF trolled here?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, forever a Rush Baby at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (oS38t)
Trump is going to prison for being Emmanuel Goldstein.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (UZVEt
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I'm so proud that my daughter figured out I was an agent of Goldstein. I would have never figured it out myself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (v0R5T)
Ponder this.
Even tho Joe's grasp of facts and level of articulation is on the decline....
... he still outperforms Jen Fucking Psaki at the podium every damn day
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (8XRCm)
I want to see him do the State of the Union address live.
500 quatloos there won't be one this year.
Posted by: Ben Had
Because of Covid, of course. For the safety of the nation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (63Dwl)
Not taking that bet, although they have been able to pump him full of enough crap that he can hold it together for a good fifteen minutes or so before starting to flatline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)
He'll "restore dignity" to the office by submitting a letter, in the tradition of other great presidents...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (jOcSX)
Why wasn't he impeached ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (GLv8N)
500 quatloos there won't be one this year.
Posted by: Ben Had
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BH!!
If there is, it will make Max Headroom look real.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (jOcSX)
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*ponders, for just 0.68 seconds, voting for Biden in 2024*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)
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It used to be that the President just sent over a copy to be read by the Clerk. Joe will be reviving an old tradition!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM (GLv8N)
Posted by: ShainS
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It's our white half that knows shit.
The black is just for pigmentation purposes only.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker
I can imagine him being called a race traitor and worse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM
Just watched those videos. Laptop guy is definitely on the "would have a beer with" list.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (zExdh)
Deepfake. I actually think they have done one already when he accepted the nomination.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (FWn1L)
And that's when he's not groping the grandchildren.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (2BZBZ)
But they need the votes to make it stick. If the VP "and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law" says that he is unfit, the president can just turn around and say that he is not. "Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office". If the VP et al still maintain that the President is unable, the House and Senate have to vote and "determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office."
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)
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SOTU is typically in February, yes?
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It will be a mail in speech and Nanzi won't tear it up.
Posted by: Puddin Head
Bai Den won't be giving a SOTU if he stays to form.
Reagan, Bush41, Clinton, Shrub, Obola & Trump did not give one their first year. Bai Den won't be around for year 2.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (90cx5)
I suggest we play Trump's SOTU from last year.. It would be great to hear from an actual President
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:14 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:14 PM (yQpMk)
The black is just for pigmentation purposes only.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM
So you're telling me I have to find another excuse for my complete lack of rhythm and inability to jump?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 04:14 PM (zExdh)
Yeah, this feels like Joe was retrieving a talking point from maybe a 2004 campaign, that whole "digital divide" stuff they were harping on back then.
As for blacks not having access to the internet, this is a classic: Ami Horowitz - How white liberals really view blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JGmKHrWKMQ
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (bDqIh)
Joe's condition will accelerate at a rate far higher than the average grampa sitting at home. The stress of being preznit (even if he can't grasp the magnitude at this point) along with having to constantly appear, and more than likely, still getting juiced up will have a profound impact.
BTW, did anybody see this bizarre video of him that's been making the rounds?
https://bit.ly/2ZLB6tb
At first, I thought it was just a terrible makeup job, and they didn't do his neck. But after watching a few times, I'm wondering if it's a software glitch? They're running a sort of semi-deep fake on his face, either to hide something like bruising or who knows what else. The neck just seems so strange, almost like a mission impossible mask. Anybody else have ideas?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: C 137
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Did he now?
lol
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (03Hn+)
he look just like an ass-probing alien.
Then his gibbering could be excused as an extraterrestrial accent.
Posted by: naturalfake
.......
I used to think he was trying to speak Esperanto, but you may be closer to the mark.
That steel plate in his head really is picking up messages from Vega.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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Gonna be difficult to do with Biden's words playing in the background.
This is effective because even the low-infos get this.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021
Naaa. They will go after this guy and destroy him. You cannot make fun of Joe using his own words AND be a person of color.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)
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It used to be that the President just sent over a copy to be read by the Clerk. Joe will be reviving an old tradition!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM (GLv8N)
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Who says the President has to give the speech. What are the Vegas odds that VP Harris does the SOTU. It'll be his speech but she reads it.
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (G0vdT)
500 quatloos there won't be one this year.
Posted by: Ben Had
Well, if we are wagering QUATLOOS, I would wager 10,000 quatloos that Biden mails it in.
In fact, I think I read that the other day.
He can't stand up there for 10 minutes without falling over.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (0WKYs)
Trump.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (4dO7K)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (y7B5q)
Yup. Dusting off the Ami Horowitz golden chestnut...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JGmKHrWKMQ
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (Rbfr/)
And factoids in general. He knows so much that just ain't so. He's talked like this long before he medically demented.
Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Wicklow at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (uH65w)
Is that why Joe is counting on China and the CCP to save US? (or is that the tactic of the CCP, and they require Dementia Joe to spew upon U.S., to keep us divided?)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (Cus5s)
Listen Fat!
At least I never banned myself from my own blog, copied and pasted the entire thread into my post, or NOT EVEN ONCE commented before 100 in Dildo's afternoon, errr morning.... evening... in that the....
....errrr....
well..... you know..... the thing.
Posted by: President Joe at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Diogenes
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We will see about that.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (03Hn+)
The overwhelming majority of them are rather unaccomplished, and midwits at best.
The corruption just comes with the territory. You can't be one of a couple-hundred people who have access to literal trillions of other peoples' cash to throw around and not have it impact you - and that's if you weren't a corrupt POS to start with.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (CKRdI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23
PDT needs to have a rally the day after and provide his own SOTU.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (ifmtJ)
White Devil's can't dance.
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That's what my black half is for.
Duh.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (y7B5q)
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*wipes Diet Dr Pepper off monitor
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (8XRCm)
Who says the President has to give the speech. What are the Vegas odds that VP Harris does the SOTU. It'll be his speech but she reads it.
Posted by: WisRich
"His" speech will be a collective work put forth by the handlers.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (SchxB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JGmKHrWKMQ
Heh, see my #248
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Gmac
She's the Tech Oligarch's gal. She'll do there bidding. The White House Swinger parties will be lit though!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (45ORV)
Sooner or later he's gonna say 'colored people'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (dPoGy)
At least I never banned myself from my own blog, copied and pasted the entire thread into my post, or NOT EVEN ONCE commented before 100 in Dildo's afternoon, errr morning.... evening...
Posted by: President Joe
I'll bet you called a member of the Tribe an anti-semitic.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (90cx5)
Posted by: Wicklow at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (uH65w)
Well, if we keep them from believing in Him it won't be a problem, will it?
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (4dO7K)
VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES. DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DON'T THINK IT WILL HAVE AN EFFECT.
WHAT, IT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT TO VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES?
JUST, FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR COUNTRY, VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES.
AFTER THE CANDIDATE IS CHOSEN, THEN DECIDE IF YOU'LL VOTE FOR THE GOP OR NOT.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (4dO7K)
We don't have candidates in CA, nor primaries, nor elections that matter. So what magic sauce do you have for that?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2021 04:20 PM (eoQWY)
Gawrsh, I did not know I was so incapable. No wonder I can't do Facebook. I thought it was because I didn't have a Facebook account. Go figger. If only I could work the computernets...
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (1lKRm)
Posted by: C 137
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Did he now?
lol
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (y7B5q)
That would be Asians. Seriously, even his comments about 7-11 workers... Can you imagine the howls if Trump had said that? He's been pounded for far less.
BTW, this was another funny meme from a few days ago on blacks not being able to internet: https://youtu.be/jttMPPwQopY?t=35
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (vTW2/)
Sooner or later he's gonna say 'colored people'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (dPoGy)
.........
or 'darkies'
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (y7B5q)
It will be heavily scripted and edited. It will probably take his handlers several weeks to get enough coherent sentences to string together.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Stonn
Oh, I AM voting in the primaries. It just won't be for the ones that think it will be.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (90cx5)
Close it up
Posted by Ace at 03:46 PM Comments
Nooooo! Not yet. I've got May 15th as my date, and I need to be right once this past 6 months.
I still say his deepstate picks for cabinet have to be passed through the senate. Can't have Camela going off reservation on those.
They need to slow roll this for a month or two.
If he dies in the interim, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (z79tQ)
PDT needs to have a rally the day after and provide his own SOTU.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM
PDT needs to have a rally during the SOTU & do a live fisking of slo joe's remarks
picture TehDonald doing a MST3K riff-job on biden as he's speaking
Posted by: AltonJackson just don't seem to have as much to lose at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (zEOTN)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (dPoGy)
.........
or 'darkies'
Posted by: wth
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The memes will be glorious.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen?
If the roots are good, there will be growth in the Spring.
- Chauncey Gardner, or someone like that
Where have you gone, Peter Sellers?
A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you
Woo-woo-woo.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (1lKRm)
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Well now you better how to acknowledge your internalized white supremacy and work to overcome it.
Posted by: Critical Theory Professor at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2021 04:20 PM (eoQWY)
K, vote in whatever you do have.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (4dO7K)
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (/MaDp)
They will keep Joe on just as a thumb in our eyes
Sooner or later he's gonna say 'colored people'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (dPoGy)
.........
or 'darkies'
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
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*wagers 500 quatloos on "you people".
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (8XRCm)
Definitely a classic, the reaction of the black folks is just sad because you know they are angry but still vote Democrat anyway "well they are all like that, but at least Democrats give me free phones"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (gtatv)
The American Journal of Medicine published a paper now RECOMMENDING the use of HCQ in patients
https://tinyurl.com/5y66ms2k
They killed thousands
all to spite Trump and mae money for pharma vaccines.
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: Puddin Head
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*herk*
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (y7B5q)
I agree with that to the extent that I can vote against an R incumbent. But I still will not vote R in any general.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen?
If the roots are good, there will be growth in the Spring.
- Chauncey Gardner, or someone like that
Where have you gone, Peter Sellers?
A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you
Woo-woo-woo.
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I like to watch.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (qZdIZ)
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I'll say this. If he doesn't do the SOTU, for whatever reason, the jig will be up on Joes' fitness to be POTUS.
I guess he could do a pre recorded speech to be broadcast to the House floor. Imagine choregraphing the pauses for applause lines.
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: aelfheld at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (Zy9Yy)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (vcOmj)
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If they are deemed valid by the Hindu they become valid.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (/MaDp)
Gotta get Chique to join also.
if only there was a way to contact her...
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (y7B5q)
Wait, they're black???
Posted by: Blinkin from Robin Hood Men in Tights at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (Rbfr/)
Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger -- tell Fox News that many Wikipedia pages have become merely left-wing advocacy essays."
Sanger is quoted by Fox as stating: "Wikipedia's ideological and religious bias is real and troubling, particularly in a resource that continues to be treated by many as an unbiased reference work."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (3aI0K)
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I tell my kids that if the game is rigged, stop playing.
Hard for me to see the point of participating in a rigged game for no other reason than to give it a veneer of credibility.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (xfb67)
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Akshully, there IS a colony of penguins living in North America. At the confluence of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers in western Pennsylvania, I believe.
**runs**
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * gots me a bushy beard but my dome has a lotta chrome at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (0kKVH)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (Aomeq)
COME TOGETHER, 'MURICANS, AROUND THIS COPROLITE. THAT'S FOSSILIZED SHIT FOR YOU RURAL TYPES, OR URBAN COMMUNITY TYPES....
Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (vTW2/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (/MaDp)
Ghost Ship
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Ghost Ship is the metaphor for all that we are witnessing. They should remake the movie and cast it with nothing but Trannies. It would be yuge.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)
I predicted (wrongly) nearly a year ago that google would come up with a deep fake software of Joe, which they could get away with during the then new covid lockdowns. I'm almost shocked at this point hey haven't poured every resource available to them on this.
After all, Joe could start looking younger, not mumble and ramble and say the N word. Just alter the speech of a really sharp comedian type and it'd be better than old Joe. I'm really thinking they've tried, but it's just not quite convincing enough. Or, at this point they simply don't care. They love rubbing our noses in it every day, and that includes their "base". Tough shit rubes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (KZzsI)
I am beginning think that leftists actually believe black people cannot get an ID.
Disgusting.
Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)
13 Ghosts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (lmikk)
Definitely a classic, the reaction of the black folks is just sad because you know they are angry but still vote Democrat anyway "well they are all like that, but at least Democrats give me free phones"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (KZzsI)
When I lived on the South Side of Chicago in the 1980s the first republican I could vote for was US Senator.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: aelfheld
Folger's Coffee Crystals?
Hunter?
Dr. Jill?
C'mon, give me a clue!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
The state of the union. Well, folks, it's clear to anyone sitting around the dinner table that the state of the union isn't too great. Their eyes might fall upon the empty chair that grandpa used to sit it, and they'll remember how he was in the union and how the union helped take care of the family after he passed away. Then they'll look at each other and realize that none of them have that benefit.
The key to the future is better worker representation in industry. As I speak to you tonight, most working people in this country don't belong to a union. We need to fix that. We need to make the state of our unions strong and powerful to ensure a bright future for the working men and women of this great country.
Thank you.
Posted by: Sundown Joe at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (UZVEt)
Uh huh.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)
If they questioned whatever is the leftist orthodoxy of the day, they would be cast out.
Posted by: Revenant at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (IPK5J)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (y7B5q)
Doesn't anyone here know how to play this game?
Anybody think Harris voted for Barr?
Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (Ef23Y)
**runs**
Posted by: Zombie Robbo
And living in zoos all across this land.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (90cx5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * gots me a bushy beard but my dome has a lotta chrome at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (0kKVH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)
*looks around for the sharp implements, settles on Gladius*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)
*gets the hose*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (BqBIh)
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P-p-p-resident M-m-m-m-m-max Headroom.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: So many tears at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (rSeZQ)
If people hadn't voted, there would have been no evidence of a stolen election, or need for one.
There would have been no exposing of the truth.
Just vote. Stop being motivated by petty personal pique.
Start being motivated by righteous anger, which will cause you to do whatever you can, even if it's hopeless.
Like voting.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (4dO7K)
Disgusting.
Posted by: 4
It was just Leftist agitprop about getting rid of Voter ID laws, because that makes it harder to commit fraud.
They don't care about anything except getting power.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)
He's going to make America a respectable country again... Everyone sees the world laughing.
He is healthy and top notch mentally... Everyone sees a slurring pile of pudding brain.
He is seriously wrecking their narrative in real time and they imagine no one sees it. Everyone sees it. They can't hide it. Their lies are exposed constantly and they know it. But they keep lying and trying to hide the truth. It won't work. They are being exposed as liars on a daily basis.
Just wait until the kumala takes over. She's smart! She's respected! She understands what Americans want and need! She will be exposed daily also. This junta could be the death of the demoncrat party. At least it is entertaining.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (V7LOe)
Jellicle cats come one, come all
The Jellicle moon is shining bright
Jellicles come to the Jellicle ball
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
He stays bought, that Mitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (lmikk)
So it appears that biden did say the biden-n-word; youtube confirms it.
If you turn on youtube's captioning, it says biden says it.
https://youtu.be/iNGf7XYtU2Q?t=405
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (okGHj)
Trump lost because he is a weak man. Losers are weak.
Posted by: So many tears at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (rSeZQ)
That's the Nazi ideology. That's why they killed the weak and unfit in extermination camps.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (4dO7K)
If people hadn't voted, there would have been no evidence of a stolen election, or need for one.
There would have been no exposing of the truth.
Just vote. Stop being motivated by petty personal pique.
Start being motivated by righteous anger, which will cause you to do whatever you can, even if it's hopeless.
Like voting.
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And yet no institution is interested in We The People to address a stolen election, not even the famously 6-3 conservative SCOTUS. This isn't petty. It's the new normal.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
Wife won't twaddle his waddle until he makes amends to her homeland.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
He stays bought, that Mitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (lmikk)
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I'm trying to think of the last time I saw someone defend Mitch 'round about these parts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
It will be heavily scripted and edited. It will probably take his
handlers several weeks to get enough coherent sentences to string
together.
Posted by: Ladul, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (TdMsT)
Yep.
Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (4dO7K)
Yes vote, vote like the wind!
If we win back the Senate, we get McConnell as Majority Leader!
If we win back the House, McCarthy will be Speaker!
Yeah, no.
Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (Ef23Y)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
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They want her because she's a radical. They'll get her eventually, because Goo Brain can't hold on much longer. But seriously, a 10-year reign will not be needed to finish us off. We're already there. Within 4 years, they will have achieved all that's required to assume tyrannical power forever. I don't say that with a spring in my step. But it's reality and it needs to be faced.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (/MaDp)
Of course he does.. Garland has promised to go after" white supremacists" AKA Trump voters and Mitch despised Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
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See 132.
Posted by: Revenant at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (IPK5J)
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What the actual fuck is WRONG with that guy.
Posted by: fixerupper
Don't you know by now?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (vcOmj)
The bidding has already started.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (4dO7K)
Yes vote, vote like the wind!
If we win back the Senate, we get McConnell as Majority Leader!
If we win back the House, McCarthy will be Speaker!
Yeah, no
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The answer is buy moar ammo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (4dO7K)
I'm trying to think of the last time I saw someone defend Mitch 'round about these parts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
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About the same time he kept Garland OFF the Supremes.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (lmikk)
Johnny Caspar's dream
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (6iURM)
Posted by: Pooklord at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (WYLQs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
I think most of the Democrats in Congress have already voted for 2022 and 2024.
At least 1000 times, already.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: So many rears at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (VP4Cd)
I guess he could do a pre recorded speech to be broadcast to the House floor. Imagine choregraphing the pauses for applause lines.
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (G0vdT)
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If they just rebroadcast an old Max Headroom episode overdubbed with an old Mr Magoo, would anybody really know the difference?
Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (oS38t)
Riiiiight.
Posted by: navybrat, semper paratus at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (w7KSn)
When was Barrett confirmed?
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (2BZBZ)
(You are the president, sir)
Right. Okay. So like I said, tambourines are essential to a good dog show.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (v0R5T)
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The fuck they will. WAR!!
Posted by: Seals Union Local #213 at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (vTW2/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
But it was Barzini, all along, wasn't it?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM
Well, the penguins are psychotic.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (zExdh)
is NOT cages...
They're actually shipping containers
https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (3aI0K)
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In a 5-4 majority opinion, Justice Gorsuch annexes Oklahoma as part of D.C.
Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (oS38t)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (2BZBZ)
Joe: You'll never get anyone to believe that confession.
Rice: It's not a confession, it's a suicide note!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (KnJdm)
I listened to Larry Elder's great testimony at the reparations sham committee thing (shared clips on his 2/18 show.) His comments were magnificent. He makes a great cast that fatherless kids are the real reason blacks are suffering, not a lack of money.
The way the black leftist hustlers peddle their poison for graft in those hearings is shameful. And white leftists eat it up, and it creates confirmation bias for their own false sense of superiority, which the theory of white privilege is supposed to sure them of. Vicious cycle.
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (Rbfr/)
Like the Hippos in Colombia
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (2BZBZ)
That's why they have a stamp for him. Jill Biden made it for him.
Sigh.
King Tommen, er, President Joe just loves playing with his stamp.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (ifmtJ)
1) biden will never do a live SOTU
2) they'll tell us the chinese flu prevents a conventional SOTU in the House chamber
3) biden will give a fake, pre-recorded, heavily edited "SOTU" from the White House, and the Fake News will pretend it's live, unedited, normal, and the bestest ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (IMmp5)
is NOT cages...
They're actually shipping containers
https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)
Well, how else do you ship kids?? Cardboard???
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (rdbLX)
The answer is buy moar ammo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (/MaDp)
Yeah no, the answer is vote and buy more ammo.
Son, as Heinlein said, the difference between bad and worse is much sharper than the difference between good and better.
Republicans are better than Democrats, who are better than Antifa or Communists.
Stop it with the emotional shit like the leftists.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (4dO7K)
No hope for the black half.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (y7B5q)
Y'all kill me.
So then the excuse is "inner city blacks" don't know how to use the internet. They sure as hell know how to apply for benefits, which is done online, don't they? But of course, they don't have a way to get to the DMV to get an ID.....
It's bullshit, all the way down.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (okGHj)
Doesn't anyone here know how to play this game?
Anybody think Harris voted for Barr?
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So did Tillis in between his insider stock trades. He's golden for 6 years so he doesn't GAS.
Posted by: dingbat at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (ixAaq)
is NOT cages...
They're actually shipping containers ...
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)
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That's the perfect solution, really, considering that there's a global shipping container shortage due to a bunch of them rotting during the 'Rona shutdowns and the massive trade dislocation caused by surging exports from COVID's winner (Red China).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (V7LOe)
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Make Scalping Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (oS38t)
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (v0R5T)
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'Ow should I know which zoo? I'm not Doctor Bloody Bernowski!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: EveR at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (R0z7P)
Those are very nice shipping containers. You could probably fit a couple two tree hundred kids in there.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (2DOZq)
is NOT cages...They're actually shipping containers
https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)
A cage by any other name...
Posted by: Stuff Shakespeare Said at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (bDqIh)
I cannot believe they still have the gall to fundraise on Trump's name.
Anyway the RNC makes you HUNT for the unsubscribe button, has several land mines on the form they *make* you fill out to unsubscribe which would actually re-subscribe you.
However, there are several places where one of the choices is "I do not support the RNC".
Bingo.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM
Bubble wrap. Kids love that stuff.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (zExdh)
Indeed, very soon the usurper biden is going to give the "uniting" speech of a generation, we'll be told. It will be a pre-recorded, edited crap speech that no one will listen to or like. But we'll be told it was great, hit all the right notes, and "unified" the country.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (rdbLX)
They tried those styrofoam food containers, but it turns out they aren't a very green solution, and they would have had to cut up the kids to fit them in.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (/MaDp)
Sister in law cannot visit her youngest son in Georgia this week because the troops are under strict quarantine before they ship out to some undisclosed location in the middle east. Pretty sure she voted for the brain dead guy so I find myself strangely unconcerned. Probably makes me a terrible person, but that is what it is.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (0Dq5O)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K
Good for them. Liberals began the war. They might as well take rounds too.
Fuck jeep and their stupid Springsteen loving bullshit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (rdbLX)
is NOT cages...They're actually shipping containers
https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)
A cage by any other name...
Posted by: Stuff Shakespeare Said at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (Rbfr/)
...
It solves the whole problem of air circulation and, more importantly, visibility of anyone molesting the kids inside.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:40 PM (ohOLP)
The most important thing about Mr. Goldstein is that you never catch him or defeat him fully. If you did, then no lore boogy man.
The commies always have to have an active Mr. Goldstein. Former President Trump is perfect for that role.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2021 04:40 PM (QC3fr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (/MaDp)
Sister in law cannot visit her youngest son in Georgia this week because the troops are under strict quarantine before they ship out to some undisclosed location in the middle east. Pretty sure she voted for the brain dead guy so I find myself strangely unconcerned. Probably makes me a terrible person, but that is what it is.
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If he's lucky it will be Burma.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (/MaDp)
Fuck jeep and their stupid Springsteen loving bullshit.
They were probably embarrassed by that God awful super bowl commercial and didn't want their tribes name associated with it
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: mr wizard at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (g741k)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: mr wizard at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (g741k)
Um, we don't? Coulda fooled me.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (okGHj)
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This is the kind of opposition and denial of reality that we we count on.
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (oS38t)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (Ve//x)
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But it was Springsteen that branded the Jeep as ChiCom. I expect their sales to decline.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (/MaDp)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K
Good for them. Liberals began the war. They might as well tak rounds too.
Fuck jeep and their stupid Springsteen loving bullshit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (rdbLX)
...
Scrubbing every reference to a minority group, and essentially thereby removing them from even passing historical and current reference, used to seem a bit racist-y.
Now they ask that it be done.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K)
I'm sure, though, that for the right price...
Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (aY0+P)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)
"Work work work! We have to keep our phony-baloney jobs! I didn't get a harrumph outta you!"
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (ZGqTO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)
As someone mentioned above, there's no way they will let him do a SOTU. I'm guessing the drug cocktails aren't working like they used to.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)
That's just the tool. They sound like they believe it.
Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (KnJdm)
Bingo.
Posted by: TexasDan
You know how to handle emails you don't want?
Label it junk mail. I never respond. I'm not letting them know it's a live email address that they can then sell as verified.
Same with phone calls. If you aren't in my contacts list, boom. Block caller.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (90cx5)
Posted by: Satans Retards at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (rxR5g)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (O+I8R)
I don't think Harris matters at this point. This is no longer normal. Elections don't matter. The front person doesn't matter. They're going to accomplish what's needed in 4 years, you're right there. Mr. My Pillow did have one stat that I believe, and that's that Trump won by 100M+, and Joe barely got 37M. That could explain an awful lot. Their abject terror at 1/6, and having the military still protecting DC. They're projecting as usual. The FBI, and now Garland. They're going to overreach. They're scaring their own base. When you lose Naomi Wolfe, you've probably got 2/3 of the country or more wondering just WTAF.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K)
I'm sure, though, that for the right price...
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Does Jeep know the Cherokee fought with the Confederacy?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (/MaDp)
After which, anyone who does not support Biden is a troublemaker who needs to be "dealt with".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: mr wizard at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (g741k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (ZGqTO)
Now they ask that it be done.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (ohOLP
Buffalo Bills are safe. Lots of white dudes named Bill.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (rdbLX)
But did you do a zoom call with a cat head yet? If not you are doing well.
For some reason, my iphone wants me to default emoji to that unicorn head emoji set. No idea why. I have accidentally sent, or almost sent, unicorn emoji heads on several occasions. I haven't sent the empji of the unicorn where it's cursing yet, but its been close.
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Rbfr/)
Slate has indefinitely suspended Mike Pesca, host of the popular podcast "The Gist," pending an investigation into his workplace behavior stemming from an internal debate over the use of the n-word by white people.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (V7LOe)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Ve//x)
That is the entire explanation for the pipeline fiasco. And ANWR, for that matter. Fuck you, pay me, I'm Native and you can't do a thing about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
is NOT cages...
They're actually shipping containers
https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)
..
10-1 they decide it's a whole lot more convenient for everyone if we send the containers down there, have them packed with kids in Monterrey or some place, and ship them back up here already full.
Think of the savings!
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (/MaDp)
And had slaves?
Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (8SSHh)
Thanks; I'm glad it's not just me
because you surely have more expertise with a cell phone than I do. Posted by: So many rears at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (VP4Cd)
Think of the savings!
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (ohOLP)
- -
Sounds like The Lincoln Project's idea.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (63Dwl)
And also because the Slate knotheads thought he might be the former vice-president
Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (aY0+P)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (/MaDp)
And had slaves?
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What Indians didn't have slaves?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (/MaDp)
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I heard plastic bags with twist ties work really good.
Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (/MaDp)
And had slaves?
Posted by: Javems
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Did not know that.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (ZGqTO)
Probably like the Dr. Johnny Fever alcohol test. He only got faster and better.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (03Hn+)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K
If you're going to have a vehicle endorsed by a drunk, it might as well be named after an indian.
Posted by: jwest at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (/BlEx)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (y7B5q)
All Indians had slaves.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (okGHj)
Does Jeep know the Cherokee fought with the Confederacy?
Posted by: Puddin Head
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (awtm/)
Mind if we dance with your dates?
Posted by: Microsoft Tyrone at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (ZGqTO)
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K)
I saw some conservative types on Gab upset about this. I did explain there was a superbowl ad with Brucey Springstain shitting all over us, that Jeep is Chinese, and that Biden's 2 most popular rallies were delivered to a parking lot full of brand-new empty 2021 jeeps with dealer plates. This is sweet irony right here.
Come up with a new, woke name for your product. Whatever it is, make sure it's got the proper pronouns.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (46GDR)
Only when there's a "Black Internet" will this grievance be addressed.
Saw it online, so it has to be true.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (3H9h1)
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I wonder how the "Leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation" got the mistaken impression that anyone gives a flying fuck what he thinks.
And fuck Jeep, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (sWM8x)
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I heard plastic bags with twist ties work really good
Works good for covid too.. win,win
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (Zmnko)
I'm watching the History Channel's "The Foods that Built America" and it's a good series, but they use they same base-heavy dramatic music to highlight Burger King developing the Whopper as they would for describing the Gettysburg campaign or D-Day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
What you don't realize is that series was originally "The Aliens That Built America," but History re-edited it to be about food.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (wzRlZ)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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I know.
My ancestors were both slaves and slave owners, of the black and cherokee kind.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (y7B5q)
Posted by: jwest at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (/BlEx)
Probably should stick with the Irish. Would hate to be called raaaaaccccist. Plus everybody hates us Irish.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (90cx5)
...
Yeah. I just applied to some jobs so this is the last gasp for an old email address, then I go full proton mail.
I was just pissed and wanted to vent by typing rude things in their "comments" box.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (ohOLP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (IMmp5)
--
Ray Kroc reverse-engineered alien fry technology!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 04:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 23, 2021 04:51 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:51 PM (IMmp5)
Posted by: irongrampa
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Hooah.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:51 PM (y7B5q)
Doesn't anyone here know how to play this game?
Anybody think Harris voted for Barr?
===
So did Tillis in between his insider stock trades. He's golden for 6 years so he doesn't GAS.
Posted by: dingbat at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (ixAaq)
Has anyone suggested that McConnell is starting to suffer from the same issues as Biden, Pelosi, and the rest of the old crows in congress and the adminstration?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2021 04:52 PM (eflyC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (/MaDp)
I've been listening to some of his stuff from the 70s recently.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 04:52 PM (y7DUB)
Only when there's a "Black Internet" will this grievance be addressed.
Saw it online, so it has to be true.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (3H9h1)
Dark web.
Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger at February 23, 2021 04:52 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM
In the movie Space Sweepers, they packed a kid in a crate with in these giant ballon style things. Could work...
(Space Sweepers was really fun! Like Cowboy Bebop meets Firefly. I mooch off other people's Netflix so that's why I watched it. If you've canceled Netflix due to their SJW wokeness, good for you. But find a copy somewhere, is worth it.)
Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:52 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:53 PM (V7LOe)
Romney-Cotton.
Increase the minimum wage (pure idiocy) and in return get more unenforced laws making hiring illegals quadruply super illegal, even more than it has been - forever.
Cotton. The colossus who doesn't think Congress has a constitutional role in electoral certification, and who thinks such a thing would - get this - provoke the Dems i into, I dunno, extreme measures of some sort.
The sane, intelligent, informed Americans with even a trace of an American mindset and sensibility about almost anything are now completely on their own.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2021 04:53 PM (OTzUX)
My wang is so big that in the dark your wife thinks it's my forearm..
Posted by: Increasingly Segregationist Bart at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (aAeUQ)
That wasn't my wife it was my grandma and she knew it wasn't your forearm.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:54 PM (4dO7K)
One way to get the My Pillow stat would be if the voting machines just assumed that anyone registered dem *had* to be voting Biden and totaled accordingly. It's why even though I'm seriously considering changing my registration from pubbie, I don't think I can change it to dem.
Also, if "Maiden Gate" was real that would give them *a lot* of numbers to play with. Theoretically they could spoof 5 just from me while leaving me my actual vote (I moved a lot, married and remarried).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2021 04:54 PM (1lKRm)
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I wonder how the "Leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation" got the mistaken impression that anyone gives a flying fuck what he thinks.
And fuck Jeep, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM
My opinion is to give it to them good and hard, so:
1) yes, Jeep should forfeit their trademark, because Fuck Jeep. They should also pay reparations by giving any Cherokee a free jeep.
2) a ten cents per ounce tax on Coke? Where do I sign?
Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 23, 2021 04:54 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 23, 2021 04:55 PM (awtm/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:56 PM (KZzsI)
Yes, I think alienating what little of Oklahoma you might not have alienated would be a good thing. Maybe the Jeep Mao? Or the Jeep Ho Chi Min Trail-blaz3r? (that's a word Pixie don't like)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:57 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (4dO7K)
Now, I gotta admit, this is good condescension.
But you fucked up calling people here son, boy.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 23, 2021 04:57 PM (z79tQ)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Lisa MurCokesky at February 23, 2021 04:58 PM (SWbVS)
I hope this marks a shift in what black people think and how they vote.
Posted by: President-Elect pj at February 23, 2021 05:01 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 05:09 PM (gmo/4)
I hope this marks a shift in what black people think and how they vote.
Posted by: President-Elect pj at February 23, 2021 05:01 PM (G1dq6)
How will they know if happened? They can't get on the interwebs!
Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 05:09 PM (gmo/4)
This is why we'll never see the usurper biden do a live SOTU address.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (IMmp5)
Return to the days when the President's Report on the State of the Union is delivered to each house of Congress written in a Copperplate hand on vellum.
Let's see Nanzi tear that in half.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 23, 2021 06:12 PM (iqInZ)
Posted by: $750 Worth of Zap Rowsdower at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (P/ALc)
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