Sunset Joe Biden: Blacks and Hispanics Don't Know How To Work the Internet

Plus: Joe Biden just gave this incoherent, demented statement.

This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.

Update:

Posted by: Ace at 03:46 PM




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1 Sponge

Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

2 Primero!

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

3 Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (HaL55)

4 Aye caramba.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

5 But Trump is racist.

Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

6 Shazbot! But I got Third Place two days in a row.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (HaL55)

7 it's not elder abuse because we're the ones being abused

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (4tjpQ)

8 Anyone surprised by this? (Politico, via Gab News)

McConnell to support Garland for attorney general

https://trends.gab.com/item/603565f5e09bb91be5287fc5

But please, by all means, let's keep "voting" "Republican".

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (NYS7S)

9 They're just not culturally appropriating it, Joe.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (lY4np)

10 Oh, damn that first video. I'm laughing my ass off, can't stop, send help... my spleen!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (4tN2f)

11 this is a really bad joke at this point

omg

this simulation SUCKS

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (j9HX3)

12 "Joe Biden is a brave truth teller who knows the black community better than anyone."
-Ebony magazine

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

13 He will get a pass for saying this. Obviously. But if an R said it ... yikes

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (UPoLF)

14 Yeah Buddy ™

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (R5lpX)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

16 But no. He's not racist and would NEVER say the n word. Nope. No way.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

17 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.

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My over under is Memorial Day.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

18 I like Shemeka a lot!

Want to hang out with her, she seems fun and can wear the hell out of a hat

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (j9HX3)

19 They are going to string this along, "Pattern of Force"-style for as long as they can. By mid summer, it will be President Harris. Then things get sporty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (45ORV)

20 Hell of a stutter he has there.

Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (Ojki1)

21 Poor kids are just as smart as white kids!

Posted by: Racisty Racist Joe at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (vg8iE)

22 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.
Posted by: Ace at 03:46 PM

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Retort:

It doesn't matter who's president. The uniparty administrative state is just going to do what it wants no matter what.

Having said that, we might as well keep Joe in for the lulz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

23 > I just spit out my water

Funny stuff.

Black dude in the video: you are a fucking legend. Well done!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (xuFOt)

24 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.

It'd sure be nice if the real president re-assumed the office.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (HaL55)

25
That was a test, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (pNxlR)

26 Old news Ace.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (2BZBZ)

27 That first video is fucking brilliant.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (kAR5V)

28 If they shaved Biden head and painted his skin gray,

he look just like an ass-probing alien.

Then his gibbering could be excused as an extraterrestrial accent.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (EERbD)

29 Racial jungle!

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (O+I8R)

30 But no mean tweets!

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (03Hn+)

31 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.
Posted by: Ace at 03:46 PM



I think we should leave him in for at least a year, or until he dies, whichever comes first.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (yQpMk)

32 It the white half of me that knows how to use the Internet.

No hope for the black half.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (y7B5q)

33 It's fiiiiiine. We all know he's talking about systematic supremacist types of the Internet.

/s

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (fxCK2)

34 Guys he is only saying black people in rural areas and black people in cities do not know how to use the internet. He did not include black people in suburbs because those are the only black people he knows and he has seen them use the internet. Duh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (UPoLF)

35 Microsoft tried a version of Windows for people who were too stupid to use a regular computer but I guess it was hard to shoplift.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (guGkK)

36 To be fair, I doubt Joe does either.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (vD+8F)

37 Is anyone paying attention? Does any one care to that Biden is a racist dementia patient?

I hope our enemies are not paying attention.

God help us.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (haWye)

38 19 If things ain't sporty now the ventriloquist changing puppets ain't gonna change things.

Posted by: Bete at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (Ojki1)

39 🤦

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Well whatever they do, they better stop appropriating the white man's 'lectricity.

Posted by: Robert C. Byrd at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (MFIrZ)

41 So, what does Barack think of this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

42 500Quatloos says the Russian Defense Secretary and the U.S. Secretary of Defense have daily calls about Biden and is he keeping the dude with the nuclear football out of the oval office?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (axyOa)

43 nah, Joe's good. Leave him in charge.

Posted by: Chairman Xi at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (03Hn+)

44 Btw - Biden is a POS so IDGAF if it is elder abuse. Reap what you sow dickwad.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (kAR5V)

45
This is why we'll never see the usurper biden do a live SOTU address.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (IMmp5)

46 I think we should leave him in for at least a year, or until he dies, whichever comes first.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (yQpMk)


I think we should leave him in after he dies. Do less damage that way.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (0Dq5O)

47 It's always been elder abuse.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (GbPPJ)

48 I hope our enemies are not paying attention.

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Oh, they are.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (y7B5q)

49 That first video!! OMG!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! HEH!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (45ORV)

50 Sure but what about the Indian guy down at the 7-11?

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

51 That video of Biden is frightening, like, WTF?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (A57L2)

52 >>> 12 "Joe Biden is a brave truth teller who knows the black community better than anyone."
-Ebony magazine
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)


At this point he's pretty much John Morgan and Lt. Dunbar put together!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (4tN2f)

53 Grim millstones

Posted by: Miley Stone at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (63Dwl)

54 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.

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Disagree. Leave him in there for the full term. He's doing a great job of illustrating a lot of things...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Ve//x)

55
I think we should leave him in after he dies. Do less damage that way.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (0Dq5O)


Weekend at Bernies:

Bernie goes to Washington

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

56 I said this before and I will say it again. After Hillary becomes Kamala's VP, Kamala Harris did not kill herself.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (P7Iz+)

57
The millstone around this country's neck is SloJo.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (pNxlR)

58 It doesn't matter who's president. The uniparty administrative state is just going to do what it wants no matter what.

Having said that, we might as well keep Joe in for the lulz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

And seriously, who wants Kamala?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)

59 41 So, what does Barack think of this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (LvTSG)

Barack knows how to use the internet despite living in a city. He had a super cool blackberry remember? He was so hip. Unlike drumpf who tweeted from an iPad like a boomer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (UPoLF)

60 That first video is solid gold.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (jBRLB)

61 they apparently don't know how to drive either

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (6iURM)

62 I hope our enemies are not paying attention.

You just know that Xi and Putin call each other every night and do nothing but laugh their asses off at us stoopid Americans and the bullshit we let our domestic enemies get away with.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (HaL55)

63 That first video!! OMG!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! HEH!


Yes. well played indeed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (guGkK)

64 All over America, journalists begin erasing their stories.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (03Hn+)

65 Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (y7B5q)

We can start a self help group. Black Internet Users Anonymous

My name is [redacted] and today.....*chokes back tears* I had to ask a white man for directions to the internet.....I need help and hopefully I can find it here.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (kAR5V)

66 Damn this rural location. Thats why I struggle with how function on line.

Posted by: Mishdog at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (cqAUI)

67 He's such a piece of shit human being, it's my desire to watch him stroke out, burst and aorta and bleed out, all on global television.

FUCK that evil piece of shit. However he dies, it needs to be painful.

Sorry not sorry.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Voting with ID first, then computers.

Baby steps, people. Baby steps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (guGkK)

69 These are the videos that should be on SNL. Real comedy there.

Posted by: redenzo at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (E7vND)

70 I assumed Biden was given the nom as a "moderate" and Jill got like a 1 yr deal. Unfortunately, the cheese seems to be slipping off the cracker alot sooner then anyone anticipated.

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (uF/xP)

71 Dude will be gone before the end of the year. We will not see him in public by December.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (JUOKG)

72 Not raysis. If you think this is raysis, though, you're raysis.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (sWM8x)

73 Sunset Joe Biden: Blacks and Hispanics Don't Know How To Work the Internet

Am I imagining this, or did he just call his VP ignorant and incompetent?

Or is she Indian again?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (SchxB)

74 Whew, Ol' Joe has lost a lot more than his fastball.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (+ya+t)

75 But if you believe we need to make America GOOD again, he's coming from a place of decency and integrity that is paramount and consequential.

Posted by: Sagg E. Cupps at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (DTX3h)

76 Btw - Biden is a POS so IDGAF if it is elder abuse. Reap what you sow dickwad.

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Pretty much where I'm at. I don't feel any sympathy for him. He's not a harmless old man with dementia. Sure, he's being used, but never forget he has spent his entire adult life being a supreme a**hole and he's part of the reason this country is gone. Screw him.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (O+I8R)

77 54 Disagree. Leave him in there for the full term. He's doing a great job of illustrating a lot of things...
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Ve//x)

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1) Democrats will back anyone with a D next to their name.
2) Democrats don't care about character, competence, intelligence, or even continence.
3) The administrative state rules all.
4) It doesn't matter who Democrats nominate, personnel is policy and Democratic administrations will always be manned by radicals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

78 The entire clip of Joes' remarks about blacks/Hispanics and the internet is classic Biden. It starts out ok, but you know the exact moment he drifts off the prompter with, "I'm just gonna say" or some such Biden trigger phrase we've all come to expect.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (AD3JT)

79 Biden is the perfect candidate for the deep state. He's a test run for having no president at all and letting the bureaucrats run everything themselves.

Posted by: Dave at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (mXUCw)

80 It the white half of me that knows how to use the Internet.

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So.... the oppressor half....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

81 What's more ironic is that the 1st Tweet above is not a violation of any Twitter policy

Posted by: Bastard Biden at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (3aI0K)

82 > After Hillary becomes Kamala's VP

Not even Kamala is that dumb.

Plus Kumlapper will name someone from the Gaylord wing, not someone from the aging and increasingly irrelevant Clenis wing.

The Clenises are basically the Kennedys of our time.

Skankles could probably slime her way back into a Senatorial gig for life, but that's about it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (xuFOt)

83 Disagree. Leave him in there for the full term. He's doing a great job of illustrating a lot of things...
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 03:52 PM (Ve//x

I doubt they will invoke 25A. But if they do Rs should definitely not vote to remove him. Say he seems exactly the same was when he was campaigning and he has a stutter and ask what has changed. Just use it to fuck with the Ds.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (UPoLF)

84 Putting $20 on "inartful" as the 72-hour hive word.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (p7r9F)

85 Disagree. Leave him in there for the full term. He's doing a great job of illustrating a lot of things...

Too bad voters have been so dumbed-down they can't see it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (HaL55)

86 Squirrel!

Posted by: Jen Spocki-Psaki, Spokesmodel For The Junta at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (03Hn+)

87 Nah. Let the bum speak as a repudiation to his voters.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (m/Gc2)

88 PINO. Pronounced "pee-no".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (xuFOt)

89 At this point, I doubt Joe has the skills to pilot a fork. Watch for him in an eyepatch soon.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (vD+8F)

90 If this is a simulation and we load a save file from November 1st or so and play from that point?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (6Pqz7)

91 Omg. Nurse Ratched sent me that first video.

Never in a million years did I expect to see that in a post here.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (TdMsT)

92 Biden is a POS so IDGAF if it is elder abuse. Reap what you sow dickwad.

Indeed - and he's the only actually funny comedy allowed in public these days and damnit, I want to be entertained before the load me into the boxcars or shoot me in the head for refusing to Bend The Knee.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (NYS7S)

93 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.

It's just a stutter.

Posted by: Progda at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (SID+7)

94
"Damn it! If only I wasn't black!"

LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (pNxlR)

95 I'm trying to navigate the internet, but I'll be damned if I can find where all the white women at

Posted by: Cleavon Little at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (aY0+P)

96 But if poor black people are set up in Section 8 housing right smack in the middle of a suburban subdivision, won't they know how to use the internet then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (guGkK)

97 These are the grim millstones that have resulted from Biden's reckless trunaliminiprzure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (0WKYs)

98 If poor kids are just as smart as white kids, how come they don't know how to work the internet?

Oh I know. They're rural and didn't vote for him, so they're not black.

See, it's all actually very coherent.

Posted by: ... at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (jBRLB)

99 69 These are the videos that should be on SNL. Real comedy there.
Posted by: redenzo at February

I don't think the under 29 crowd even watches Snl. If something was funny they see the video online.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (A57L2)

100 The sad thing is they tell us he got 81 million votes.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

101
I doubt they will invoke 25A. But if they do Rs should definitely not vote to remove him

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Get a load of McConnell already signaling a "go" on Merrick's confirmation. I wouldn't count on them doing anything that would bring harm to the Democrat party.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (O+I8R)

102
Dude loses his train of thought...... READING A FRICKIN TELEPROMPTER....

No wonder Co President Harris is handling foreign leader calls.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

103 He won't be removed by the 25th Amendment. He'll die in a mysterious vacuum cleaner accident.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (sWM8x)

104
This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.

only if the kamala vs. jill steel cage cut a bitch death match is televised

I'd pay actual cash monies to watch that

Posted by: AltonJackson workin' on his night moves at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (zEOTN)

105 Melakon in charge

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (63Dwl)

106 We can start a self help group. Black Internet Users Anonymous

My name is [redacted] and today.....*chokes back tears* I had to ask a white man for directions to the internet.....I need help and hopefully I can find it here.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

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LOL!!

Gotta get Chique to join also.

if only there was a way to contact her...

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (y7B5q)

107 Sure, we can't have guns, but this vegetable can have nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles.

That makes perfect sense.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (xfb67)

108 https://youtu.be/uwjxQoTyVAE?t=933

Add that one to the Joe's Greatest Hits package as well.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

109 You wanted SMOD, you want to burn it down, salt the earth, and whatever else? You're getting it. Don't interfere.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (KAi1n)

110 It's all the tubes that are so confusing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (guGkK)

111 Posted by: Cleavon Little at February 23, 2021 03:56 PM (aY0+P)

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Sheriff Bart would be ten times the President Joe Biden schemes to be.

Posted by: Jen Spocki-Psaki, Spokesmodel For The Junta at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (03Hn+)

112 CFP linked to a twidder of him saying ni, ah ni...cough, the n word.

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog, starving the beast at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (xtk6T)

113 Nah, Cuomo,Newsome are all getting knee-capped now. This is Obama/Jarrett/Sorros eliminating the competition. Maybe AOC as v.p.?

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (uF/xP)

114 100 The sad thing is they tell us he got 81 million votes.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

At this stage of the game, you would be hard pressed to convince me that there aren't 81 million stupid voters out there.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 23, 2021 03:58 PM (N39Ws)

115 Never in a million years did I expect to see that in a post here.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

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I LOL'd when I first saw it.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (y7B5q)

116 On a related note ... does Biden know how to use the internet? He is a member of the fucking silent generation and has never had a job that would have required him to learn how to use any technology.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (UPoLF)

117 Get a load of McConnell already signaling a "go" on Merrick's confirmation. I wouldn't count on them doing anything that would bring harm to the Democrat party.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (O+I8R)



Collegiality is important, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (guGkK)

118 I can see the jelly leaking out of his head. I think its apricot jelly.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (/MaDp)

119 It might be elder abuse but if it is, it started around the middle of the Primaries last year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

120 Have you guys noticed that the talk about Biden being mentally incompetent is NOT being called out by the left? Usually they're all over stuff like this with "fact checks" and "explainers," to fight "right wing disinformation." But they're being oddly silent about this.

I think that's a pretty big tell. They know Biden's brain is tapioca, and they don't want to go on record saying otherwise because they know they'll just end up looking foolish in a few months.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (R1mDg)

121
My name is [redacted] and today.....*chokes back tears* I had to ask a white man for directions to the internet.....I need help and hopefully I can find it here.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (kAR5V)


Oh my darling.

Don't even try. It's just too complicated.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (TdMsT)

122 106
LOL!!

Gotta get Chique to join also.

if only there was a way to contact her...
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (y7B5q)

I understand the traditional messaging system of Greenland to be carrier penguins.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

123 He's just stuttering. NO biggie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (nxdel)

124 Can't they just be more white?

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (1+b9Z)

125 the jaws of BS is now removing Tiger from this situation

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (6iURM)

126 500Quatloos says the Russian Defense Secretary and the U.S. Secretary of Defense have daily calls about Biden and is he keeping the dude with the nuclear football out of the oval office?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (axyOa)

The military ignoring the president seems to be a trend.

Posted by: WiNO at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (WVeiZ)

127 It's just a stutter. Stop making fun of his stutter. Seriously you guys.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (+1A9H)

128 That last video is scary. You can literally see the moment his brain flatlines.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (YYlyE)

129 The debates in 3 years should be fucking LIT! Assuming they haven't outlawed other political parties and cancelled elections by then.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (I99aF)

130 107 Sure, we can't have guns, but this vegetable can have nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles.



That makes perfect sense.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (xfb67)

We can't have guns? Sure going to pity the poor sheriff or State Police officer who has to go diving for them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (N39Ws)

131 A: Joe isn't in power. The cabal that put him there have been calling the shots for months.

B. Fuck it, let him stay. He helps destroy respect for our institutions and for anyone who voted for this eyeless pecker disease.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (uxJPn)

132 From the sidebar: of course McConnell will support Garland. Garland will weaponize the DOJ to go after MAGA. That's just what McConnell wants.

The relationship between the GOPe and the Republican base is dysfunctional and abusive. The GOPe heaps abuse onto its base, and then ensures the base has no mechanism for replacing the GOPe -- effectively locking the base into an endless series of "lesser evil' choices where the GOPe merely needs to claim not to be as evil as the Democrats.

It's time to end the charade. The GOPe is not the lesser evil when it effectively blocks its voters from ever achieving policy victories.

(The Dems have issues with its far-left base too, but as they are fellow-travelers, its only a matter of trying to slow down the far-left, or hide the Dems' motives from the broader population).

Posted by: Revenant at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (IPK5J)

133 The sad thing is they tell us he got 81 million votes.
Suuuuurrrre he did...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (HaL55)

134

I LOL'd when I first saw it.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (y7B5q)


I laughed at first, but my primary feeling upon seeing it was rage.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (TdMsT)

135
It's all the tubes that are so confusing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


It's got that warm analog sound, dude!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (63Dwl)

136 Plus Kumlapper will name someone from the Gaylord wing, not someone from the aging and increasingly irrelevant Clenis wing.

The Clenises are basically the Kennedys of our time.

Skankles could probably slime her way back into a Senatorial gig for life, but that's about it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (xuFOt)


Tank Abrams and it will be the 'black and blacker' administration.

Because it's ALL about the skin color.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

137 BLM's number one guy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (/MaDp)

138 Sunset Joe Biden: Blacks and Hispanics Don't Know How To Work the Internet

Am I imagining this, or did he just call his VP ignorant and incompetent?

Or is she Indian again?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does.
........

Yesterday Yahoo News was telling me she's black.
I have no idea what they're saying today.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

139 I understand the traditional messaging system of Greenland to be carrier penguins.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
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Wrong hemisphere. Narwhals. Message tied to the tusk. Then passed off to walruses.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (GLv8N)

140 >>>I just spit out my water

OK. That guy wins the internet for 2021.

Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (KnJdm)

141 That top video is friggin' awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, a fine Irish pub what no longer exists at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (x8Wzq)

142 The guy in the first video is in voted to my house for beers. That was funny as shit

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (Y1SNi)

143 I despise that poor bastards who actually suffer from stuttering are being told they're just bumbling fuck-ups who can't talk.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (1+b9Z)

144 That whisper thing is so gottam annoying.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (SScvq)

145 "This is advanced dementia "

Yes, but that's the kind of thing he's said forever, even before the disease hit.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (qpX6U)

146 I laughed at first, but my primary feeling upon seeing it was rage.
Posted by: Ladyl,

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No rage here.

It's what I expect from the left.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (y7B5q)

147 100 The sad thing is they tell us he got 81 million votes.



Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (v0R5T)


What's in a number? It's all he needed.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems, SysAdmin at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (03Hn+)

148 My name is [redacted] and today.....*chokes back tears* I had to ask a white man for directions to the internet.....I need help and hopefully I can find it here.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 03:53 PM (kAR5V)


hey, WTF

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (6iURM)

149 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.
It could be, but it's not like Harris is much of an improvement.

Posted by: Methos at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (kOpft)

150 Invited. Auto cucumber

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (Y1SNi)

151 Did someone set the over/under on BaiDen's departure from the White House (probably on a gurney) at Memorial Day? I'll take the over on that. I think they desperately want to get to the mid-terms so that Heel's Up has a shot at a 10-year reign to finish-us off.

But there is no way he makes it to Thanksgiving at this rate. He's disintegrating in real-time.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (NYS7S)

152 Our white overlord leftists are so racists they don't understand how racist and insulting they are.

Posted by: iandeal at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (vgGyZ)

153 LOL!!

Gotta get Chique to join also.

if only there was a way to contact her...


You're going to need a web site.

Oh, right, never mind.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (SchxB)

154 Sure but what about the Indian guy down at the 7-11?
Posted by: wth

The one with the cigar out front?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (Rvt88)

155 Still lots of Aero complete lowers here:
https://bit.ly/2NQZ3wK

Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (YYlyE)

156 Someone is going to dox the black actor who made the
video with his acting simian and trying to figure out how to open a laptop. His humor was obviously multicultural whiteness./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (VP4Cd)

157 Fuck it, let him stay. He helps destroy respect for our institutions and for anyone who voted for this eyeless pecker disease.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (uxJPn)

This.

Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (KnJdm)

158 I understand the traditional messaging system of Greenland to be carrier penguins.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 23, 2021 03:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

Akshully, no penguin lives in the Northern Hemisphere. And, akshully, penguins aren't even penguins. The Penguins species was the name of a bird called the Great Auk, which flew, but was black and white and looked similar. It now extinct because it was too stupid to run from hungry sailors and feather collectors.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (xfb67)

159 You're going to need a web site.

Oh, right, never mind.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

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Now you see our conundrum.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (y7B5q)

160 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.

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My over under is Memorial Day.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

i really did expect them to be able to keep him in for 2 years, just so kamala could have 10.

looks like you're a lot closer, and the under isn't a bad call on that bet.

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (8D42x)

161 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.

The Democrats have what's known as 'defense in depth' in place. Who in the succession order would you want to replace the decrepit POS currently soiling the Oval Office?

Posted by: JEM at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (8erNz)

162 Invited. Auto cucumber
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (Y1SNi)


Here and I thought you voted him onto the island.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Most Popular President EVAH!!!

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (/MaDp)

164 That first video is kind of shocking while hilarious but damned if that's not the way the left views black people. "They can't use the internet. They can't stop being violent. They can't stop killing each other. They can't talk like normal Americans. They can't get photo ID, the dears"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

165
All us country bumpkins get our innertubes just fine Joe. We sometimes get extra ones for free when Discount Tire up there in Applington gits rid of all their extra backstock.

Sometime you gotta patch the one with the holes in em otherwise they dont hold air. Its always best to do that before you go tubing on the pond. Yer gonna git wet if you go tubing with an innertube that has hole in it if you dont check em first.

Dont know how to work the innertubes. Pffffft.



Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (8XRCm)

166 151 Did someone set the over/under on BaiDen's departure from the White House (probably on a gurney) at Memorial Day? I'll take the over on that. I think they desperately want to get to the mid-terms so that Heel's Up has a shot at a 10-year reign to finish-us off.

But there is no way he makes it to Thanksgiving at this rate. He's disintegrating in real-time.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (NYS7S)

===========

There are states where voting isn't completely messed up, so watching a Democratic Party vie for votes with Biden as their top guy and two years of economic malaise in 2022 is going to be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

167 1) Democrats will back anyone with a D next to their name.
2) Democrats don't care about character, competence, intelligence, or even continence.
3) The administrative state rules all.
4) It doesn't matter who Democrats nominate, personnel is policy and Democratic administrations will always be manned by radicals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

Da comrade.
Democrat politiburo is being in charge.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (axyOa)

168 That top video is friggin' awesome.


I could almost hear Also Sprach Zarathustra playing in the background.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (yQpMk)

169 No GOP votes are needed to invoke the 25th amendment. Cabinet, VP, Speaker of the House.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (2BZBZ)

170 And "this" got 80 million votes?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (Zmnko)

171 157 Fuck it, let him stay. He helps destroy respect for our institutions and for anyone who voted for this eyeless pecker disease.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (uxJPn)

This.
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Yep. Keep Nanzi too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (/MaDp)

172 Plus, math is racist now. Don't need no "gozintas"...

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (uF/xP)

173
The guy in the first video is in voted to my house for beers. That was funny as shit
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker


I can imagine him being called a race traitor and worse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (63Dwl)

174 Did someone set the over/under on BaiDen's departure from the White House (probably on a gurney) at Memorial Day? I'll take the over on that. I think they desperately want to get to the mid-terms so that Heel's Up has a shot at a 10-year reign to finish-us off.

But there is no way he makes it to Thanksgiving at this rate. He's disintegrating in real-time.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (NYS7S)


The problem is that if they wait until after the midterms, they risk a GOP senate holding up a VP nomination.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)

175 People who are too stupid to use the Internet are still smart enough to vote for me but about 73 million white supremacists aren't.

Posted by: Xiao Biden at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (UZVEt)

176 >>> The relationship between the GOPe and the Republican base is dysfunctional and abusive. The GOPe heaps abuse onto its base, and then ensures the base has no mechanism for replacing the GOPe -- effectively locking the base into an endless series of "lesser evil' choices where the GOPe merely needs to claim not to be as evil as the Democrats.
Posted by: Revenant at February 23, 2021 04:00 PM (IPK5J)


Come on baby, I wouldn't hit you if you didn't push me to it. It always hurts me more than it does you, you know that! Damnit, if you would JUST LISTEN this wouldn't keep happening to us!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (4tN2f)

177 When does Biden give his first SOTU?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)

178 The problem is that if they wait until after the midterms, they risk a GOP senate holding up a VP nomination.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)

Now that's funny!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (xfb67)

179 I still think its not dementia so much as a stroke. He was always dumb and incoherent, but he got way more so suddenly during the primaries.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

180 Time for Joe's mid-afternoon nap. He also takes a mid-morning nap, and a late afternoon nap. Truth be told, he's mostly asleep during the day. He makes fewer blunders that way. Like accidentally blowing up some country somewhere.

Posted by: The Man Behind The Joe Biden Screen at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (03Hn+)

181 i really did expect them to be able to keep him in for 2 years, just so kamala could have 10.

looks like you're a lot closer, and the under isn't a bad call on that bet.
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (8D42x)

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Not only do I think he's out be Memorial Day..... but he wont see 2022. No evil plan or anything ..... he just gonna pass.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (8XRCm)

182 I can imagine him being called a race traitor and worse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

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Gonna be difficult to do with Biden's words playing in the background.

This is effective because even the low-infos get this.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (y7B5q)

183 My bet is on sometime in July. If they can't keep him going for two years, better to hustle him out soon so that Kamala gets as much of a full term as she can.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (jOcSX)

184 Biden's rhetorical style if funny (?) in light of his nonsense. It's one thing to be kinda' goofy and light-hearted, but he's so earnest with his declarations. The.Only.Way to fix this is to garbldly flippy-flop, the dippity do! It's the only way!

Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (SOV+T)

185 Did someone set the over/under on BaiDen's departure from the White House (probably on a gurney) at Memorial Day? I'll take the over on that. I think they desperately want to get to the mid-terms so that Heel's Up has a shot at a 10-year reign to finish-us off.

But there is no way he makes it to Thanksgiving at this rate. He's disintegrating in real-time.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:02 PM (NYS7S)

The problem is that if they wait until after the midterms, they risk a GOP senate holding up a VP nomination.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


Doesn't matter what the dems want.
What matters is what the CCP wants.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (90cx5)

186 When does Biden give his first SOTU?
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)
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SOTU is typically in February, yes?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (GLv8N)

187 If they shaved Biden head and painted his skin gray,

he look just like an ass-probing alien.

Then his gibbering could be excused as an extraterrestrial accent.
Posted by: naturalfake


But....does he have a sharp crease in his trousers?

Is he clean and articulate?

This is important!!!! (raps desk with ruler)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (vcOmj)

188 This is the shit that just enrages me. And the longer it continues, the more clear it becomes that Trump was robbed and the more it diminishes the pieces of filth who elevated this buffoon.

Posted by: Jmel at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (zbgfi)

189 The problem is that if they wait until after the midterms, they risk a GOP senate holding up a VP nomination.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)

I love your faith in the GOP. Seriously.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (uxJPn)

190 Now you see our conundrum.

I feel real bad for the black network engineers I've known. Brilliant people, but they can't even use the networks they've built. It's just so sad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (SchxB)

191 Update on Le Tigre, for those who care (from 30 minutes ago):

"Tiger Woods was in a single-car accident this morning in CA where he suffered multiple leg injuries. He is currently in surgery."

Say what you will about his fucked up life, his pecadillos, personality and problems, etc., when he won the 1997 Masters at 18 under par and 12 strokes better than the runner-up, that was one of the most thrilling victories most Americans have ever seen in any sport. Certainly was something I will never forget and I hate golf.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (QC3fr)

192 Shemeka Michelle made me laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (UZVEt)

193 186 When does Biden give his first SOTU?
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)
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SOTU is typically in February, yes?
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It will be a mail in speech and Nanzi won't tear it up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (/MaDp)

194 Democrats have been racist shits for 200 hundred years and they are in full control of our government. Why would they change?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (Wm5SB)

195 The problem is that if they wait until after the midterms, they risk a GOP senate holding up a VP nomination.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)

We got it covered!
- Dominion and Ballots-R-US

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (NYS7S)

196 I still think its not dementia so much as a stroke. He was always dumb and incoherent, but he got way more so suddenly during the primaries.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (KZzsI)


Grandma had both: she was suffering from the early stages of dementia and then had a series of microstrokes which basically crippled her and destroyed much of her mind.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (jOcSX)

197 The problem is that if they wait until after the midterms, they risk a GOP senate holding up a VP nomination.



Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)

===============
Yeah, approving that one would cost extra.

Posted by: Mitch McConell, Taipan Of The Senate at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (03Hn+)

198 "In addition to the tax returns, Mr. Trump's accountants, Mazars USA, must also produce business records on which those returns are based and communications with the Trump Organization. Such material could provide important context and background to decisions that Mr. Trump or his accountants made when preparing to file taxes."

Trump is going to prison for tax fraud.

Lol.

Posted by: Orange jumpsuit Trump at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (/j+eF)

199 I figured that he would be out by this Monday. I've been wrong before.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (2BZBZ)

200 174 The problem is that if they wait until after the midterms, they risk a GOP senate holding up a VP nomination.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (jOcSX)

=========

The VP spot can, and often has, remained empty. The movie The Contender fell apart in my eyes because the Democratic president sent a name to the Republican controlled Senate to fill a vacant VP spot. That felt insane.

The main incentive would be to get someone in so that, should anything happen to Kamala, the Speaker of the House (assuming a Republican) doesn't become president. At best, Kamala could put up a no-name former Democratic governor from a red state who last held office 20 years ago and would obviously never run for the presidency in any circumstance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

201 I still think its not dementia so much as a stroke. He was always dumb and incoherent, but he got way more so suddenly during the primaries.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM

I think it's both. My father, who's older than Biden, is so much more coherent even after his stroke. He can stay on topic, for one thing.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (fxCK2)

202 Putting $20 on "inartful" as the 72-hour hive word.


Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 23, 2021 03:55 PM (p7r9F)

"He needs gravitas! (cha cha chacha) He needs gravitas!"
Dang, I miss Rush.....

Posted by: pookysgirl, forever a Rush Baby at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (XKZwp)

203 This is as bad as Joe saying people don;t know how to use a microwave oven.

What year is it in Biden's broken brain?

In 2021, people of all races/demographics have been using internet-connected smart phones for a ~ decade. And for many years before that, accessing the internet from their laptop or desktop (if you want to go old school).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

204 169 No GOP votes are needed to invoke the 25th amendment. Cabinet, VP, Speaker of the House.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (2BZBZ)

Well if they invoke the 25a and Biden does not go along with it it goes to congress for a vote and they need 2/3s to remove him.

If Biden did agree with the invocation then presumably he would resign on his own and not face the embarrassment of having the 25A invoked.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (UPoLF)

205 Kubrick would have shot 150+ takes for that Tik Tok video, but none would have been as good.

Posted by: Desultory joe at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (L9P9s)

206 Looks like we are getting closer to that Histrionic, I mean Historic First female Black President... I barfed writing that

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (Zmnko)

207 I love your faith in the GOP. Seriously.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:06 PM (uxJPn)

Have you seen the Senate election map for 2022? The GOPe will lose at least 5-seats and Cocaine Mitch will be perfectly fine with that.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (NYS7S)

208 I want to see him do the State of the Union address live.

500 quatloos there won't be one this year.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (wzRlZ)

209 Going to be a nice little lesson (for those that still need it) about the true purpose of corporate wokeness as practiced by MSM ... it is only ever activated when they think it can be used a cudgel for attacking political opponents (read GOP/conservatives).

This "gaffe" will be entirely ignored by MSM ... and "gaffe" is in quotes because it's actually an accepted tenet of liberalism that minorities don't have internet access ... which is why every public library in the country is filled with bums (mostly non-minority ones) jerking off to internet porn at the computer terminals the libraries bought to help out the mostly mythical sweet, little, well-mannered poor kids that don't have computers (or smartphones) at home, but need to do some research papers on dinosaurs or whatever.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (dYe5S)

210 Hispanics don't know how to use the internet either?!! Can Joe fit any other ethnic groups to insult I think we need a Latino man wearing a sombrero or a woman with big "fruit hat" not being able to figure out the internet either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (VP4Cd)

211 Hell, we had Trump 24/7 for 4(5) yrs. Now we get Joe 20 mins a day before they call a lid.

Posted by: pahound at February 23, 2021 04:08 PM (uF/xP)

212 It's funny that Obama and the wildly corrupt IRS didn't catch tax fraud in Trump's taxes back in 2015.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

213 And "this" got 80 million votes?
Posted by: It's me donna

Hard to believe, isn't it??

But....The SUPREME COURT says HANDS OFF!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (vcOmj)

214 Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 04:01 PM (6iURM)

What can I say? I identify you as black. Sorry you must log off the internet, ask a white man for directions and start over.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (kAR5V)

215 I'm going to lose my job for failing to achieve my millstones!

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (oS38t)

216 Can we dance wit yo TikTok dates?

Posted by: Otis Day and The Nights at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (vtcmf)

217 Nah, Trump isn't going to prison for tax fraud. Organizations that big usually have offices dedicated to the IRS. If there had been tax fraud, the IRS would have found it ages ago.

Trump is going to prison for being Emmanuel Goldstein.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (UZVEt)

218 I love the "He stutters!" excuse. So you can't stutter AND have dementia? Stuttering prevents dementia? Did "Dr." Fauci tell you that?

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (aY0+P)

219 When does Biden give his first SOTU?
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)
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SOTU is typically in February, yes?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

I doubt a live SOTU will occur. Perhaps a heavily edited pre-recorded one? Because, COVID.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)

220 Stop it with the effin' leave-the-GOP, no-place-in-politics shit.
VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES. DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DON'T THINK IT WILL HAVE AN EFFECT.
WHAT, IT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT TO VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES?
JUST, FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR COUNTRY, VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES.
AFTER THE CANDIDATE IS CHOSEN, THEN DECIDE IF YOU'LL VOTE FOR THE GOP OR NOT.

Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (4dO7K)

221 Posted by: Orange jumpsuit Trump at February 23, 2021 04:07 PM (/j+eF)


I appreciate the irony of your hash. Who knew that the JEF trolled here?!

Posted by: pookysgirl, forever a Rush Baby at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (XKZwp)

222 So Obama can only work the internet 50% of the time?

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (oS38t)

223 217 Nah, Trump isn't going to prison for tax fraud. Organizations that big usually have offices dedicated to the IRS. If there had been tax fraud, the IRS would have found it ages ago.

Trump is going to prison for being Emmanuel Goldstein.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:09 PM (UZVEt

==========

I'm so proud that my daughter figured out I was an agent of Goldstein. I would have never figured it out myself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

224 Can Joe's brain fart the alphabet?

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (v0R5T)

225
Ponder this.


Even tho Joe's grasp of facts and level of articulation is on the decline....

... he still outperforms Jen Fucking Psaki at the podium every damn day

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (8XRCm)

226
I want to see him do the State of the Union address live.

500 quatloos there won't be one this year.
Posted by: Ben Had


Because of Covid, of course. For the safety of the nation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (63Dwl)

227 500 quatloos there won't be one this year.

Not taking that bet, although they have been able to pump him full of enough crap that he can hold it together for a good fifteen minutes or so before starting to flatline.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

228 I doubt a live SOTU will occur. Perhaps a heavily edited pre-recorded one? Because, COVID.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)


He'll "restore dignity" to the office by submitting a letter, in the tradition of other great presidents...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (jOcSX)

229 Back in 2012, a 70-year-old woman died of cardiac arrest after then-President Obama dropped by her diner for breakfast.
Why wasn't he impeached ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (3aI0K)

230 What year is it in Biden's broken brain?
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2525.
If Man is still alive.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (GLv8N)

231 I want to see him do the State of the Union address live.

500 quatloos there won't be one this year.
Posted by: Ben Had

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BH!!

If there is, it will make Max Headroom look real.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (y7B5q)

232 I don't care who wins primaries. If the guy has an R next to his name, he doesn't get my vote. End of story.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (0WKYs)

233 229 He'll "restore dignity" to the office by submitting a letter, in the tradition of other great presidents...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (jOcSX)

=========

*ponders, for just 0.68 seconds, voting for Biden in 2024*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

234 I doubt a live SOTU will occur. Perhaps a heavily edited pre-recorded one? Because, COVID.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)
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It used to be that the President just sent over a copy to be read by the Clerk. Joe will be reviving an old tradition!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM (GLv8N)

235 So Obama can only work the internet 50% of the time?
Posted by: ShainS

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It's our white half that knows shit.

The black is just for pigmentation purposes only.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM (y7B5q)

236 I know a lot of people who really don't know how to use the internet, but it's not a racial thing AFAIK.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM (qpX6U)

237 The guy in the first video is in voted to my house for beers. That was funny as shit
Posted by: Wyoming Lurker

I can imagine him being called a race traitor and worse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM


Just watched those videos. Laptop guy is definitely on the "would have a beer with" list.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (zExdh)

238 I doubt a live SOTU will occur. Perhaps a heavily edited pre-recorded one?

Deepfake. I actually think they have done one already when he accepted the nomination.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (FWn1L)

239 Biden has always been a wealth of old man bigotry, from his hateful attacks on Clarence Thomas to his "clean articulate black man" bit and the 7-11 lines. He's the guy you hope doesn't say anything at the Thanksgiving party because you know he'll come up with something that makes everyone cringe and look away.

And that's when he's not groping the grandchildren.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

240 Well, my white half knows shit...his, no telling.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (y7B5q)

241 No GOP votes are needed to invoke the 25th amendment. Cabinet, VP, Speaker of the House.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:04 PM (2BZBZ)



But they need the votes to make it stick. If the VP "and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law" says that he is unfit, the president can just turn around and say that he is not. "Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office". If the VP et al still maintain that the President is unable, the House and Senate have to vote and "determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (yQpMk)

242 When does Biden give his first SOTU?
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 23, 2021 04:05 PM (AD3JT)
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SOTU is typically in February, yes?
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It will be a mail in speech and Nanzi won't tear it up.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Bai Den won't be giving a SOTU if he stays to form.
Reagan, Bush41, Clinton, Shrub, Obola & Trump did not give one their first year. Bai Den won't be around for year 2.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:13 PM (90cx5)

243 234 229 He'll "restore dignity" to the office by submitting a letter, in the tradition of other great presidents..

I suggest we play Trump's SOTU from last year.. It would be great to hear from an actual President

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:14 PM (Zmnko)

244 Did Biden also say anything about blacks not being able to drive ?

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:14 PM (2DOZq)

245 and the SOTU will be canceled. Covids, you know.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:14 PM (yQpMk)

246 It's our white half that knows shit.

The black is just for pigmentation purposes only.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM


So you're telling me I have to find another excuse for my complete lack of rhythm and inability to jump?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 04:14 PM (zExdh)

247 >>because it's actually an accepted tenet of liberalism that minorities don't have internet access


Yeah, this feels like Joe was retrieving a talking point from maybe a 2004 campaign, that whole "digital divide" stuff they were harping on back then.

As for blacks not having access to the internet, this is a classic: Ami Horowitz - How white liberals really view blacks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JGmKHrWKMQ

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (bDqIh)

248 Saw that top video yesterday, I'm surprised it hasn't been pulled off of twatter.

Joe's condition will accelerate at a rate far higher than the average grampa sitting at home. The stress of being preznit (even if he can't grasp the magnitude at this point) along with having to constantly appear, and more than likely, still getting juiced up will have a profound impact.

BTW, did anybody see this bizarre video of him that's been making the rounds?

https://bit.ly/2ZLB6tb

At first, I thought it was just a terrible makeup job, and they didn't do his neck. But after watching a few times, I'm wondering if it's a software glitch? They're running a sort of semi-deep fake on his face, either to hide something like bruising or who knows what else. The neck just seems so strange, almost like a mission impossible mask. Anybody else have ideas?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (46GDR)

249 Did Biden also say anything about blacks not being able to drive ?
Posted by: C 137

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Did he now?

lol

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (y7B5q)

250 The GOPe amazes me every day. You just wouldn't think it possible that ostensibly accomplished people could be so corrupt and stupid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (03Hn+)

251 If they shaved Biden head and painted his skin gray,

he look just like an ass-probing alien.

Then his gibbering could be excused as an extraterrestrial accent.
Posted by: naturalfake
.......

I used to think he was trying to speak Esperanto, but you may be closer to the mark.
That steel plate in his head really is picking up messages from Vega.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

252 Hundreds of people who once attended Trump rallies later died. He is a mass murderer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (V7LOe)

253 Wouldn't surprise me if he did.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (y7B5q)

254 I can imagine him being called a race traitor and worse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

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Gonna be difficult to do with Biden's words playing in the background.

This is effective because even the low-infos get this.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021

Naaa. They will go after this guy and destroy him. You cannot make fun of Joe using his own words AND be a person of color.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (axyOa)

255 235 I doubt a live SOTU will occur. Perhaps a heavily edited pre-recorded one? Because, COVID.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)
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It used to be that the President just sent over a copy to be read by the Clerk. Joe will be reviving an old tradition!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 23, 2021 04:12 PM (GLv8N)
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Who says the President has to give the speech. What are the Vegas odds that VP Harris does the SOTU. It'll be his speech but she reads it.

Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (G0vdT)

256 I want to see him do the State of the Union address live.

500 quatloos there won't be one this year.
Posted by: Ben Had


Well, if we are wagering QUATLOOS, I would wager 10,000 quatloos that Biden mails it in.
In fact, I think I read that the other day.

He can't stand up there for 10 minutes without falling over.
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

257 233 I don't care who wins primaries. If the guy has an R next to his name, he doesn't get my vote. End of story.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2021 04:11 PM (0WKYs)

Trump.

Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (4dO7K)

258 Suspicions confirmed, the Democrats used Zhoe Bih-den as a stalking horse to get a commie whore into the Presidents office.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (qZdIZ)

259 White Devil's can't dance.

---

That's what my black half is for.

Duh.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (y7B5q)

260 >>> That first video is kind of shocking while hilarious but damned if that's not the way the left views black people. "They can't use the internet. They can't stop being violent. They can't stop killing each other. They can't talk like normal Americans. They can't get photo ID, the dears"

Yup. Dusting off the Ami Horowitz golden chestnut...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JGmKHrWKMQ

Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (Rbfr/)

261 "Biden has always been a wealth of old man bigotry,"

And factoids in general. He knows so much that just ain't so. He's talked like this long before he medically demented.

Posted by: gp's Electro-Tonic Tension at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (qpX6U)

262 Didn't we go through this for voter ID? I thought that was more of an insult to the black community.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (2DOZq)

263 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea. - Matthew 18:6

Posted by: Wicklow at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (uH65w)

264 Blacks and Hispanics don't know how to use the internet, and whites are all racist/supremacists. --
Is that why Joe is counting on China and the CCP to save US? (or is that the tactic of the CCP, and they require Dementia Joe to spew upon U.S., to keep us divided?)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (Cus5s)

265
Listen Fat!

At least I never banned myself from my own blog, copied and pasted the entire thread into my post, or NOT EVEN ONCE commented before 100 in Dildo's afternoon, errr morning.... evening... in that the....

....errrr....

well..... you know..... the thing.

Posted by: President Joe at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (8XRCm)

266 Naaa. They will go after this guy and destroy him. You cannot make fun of Joe using his own words AND be a person of color.
Posted by: Diogenes

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We will see about that.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (y7B5q)

267 Of course minorities don't know how to use the internet! Trump didn't have a plan to teach them. Joe Biden had to start from scratch developing a plan to distribute internets and teach people how to use them!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (V7LOe)

268 The GOPe amazes me every day. You just wouldn't think it possible that ostensibly accomplished people could be so corrupt and stupid.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (03Hn+)

The overwhelming majority of them are rather unaccomplished, and midwits at best.

The corruption just comes with the territory. You can't be one of a couple-hundred people who have access to literal trillions of other peoples' cash to throw around and not have it impact you - and that's if you weren't a corrupt POS to start with.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (NYS7S)

269 Regarding Mitchell, I said yesterday day that 45 (R)'s would vote to approve Garland. I am now thinking that number may be too low.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (CKRdI)

270 This is the man who had the largest most inclusive and diverse vote fraud campaign in American History. C'mon man.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:17 PM (/MaDp)

271 Thanks to Joe Biden, all BIPOCs have access to high quality internets.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (V7LOe)

272 I suggest we play Trump's SOTU from last year.. It would be great to hear from an actual President
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23


PDT needs to have a rally the day after and provide his own SOTU.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (axyOa)

273 Wait, wait...it's it 'White Blacks' who can't use computers or 'Black Blacks'? Because apparently race is also a construct now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (ifmtJ)

274
White Devil's can't dance.
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That's what my black half is for.

Duh.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (y7B5q)
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*wipes Diet Dr Pepper off monitor

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (8XRCm)

275 257 /snips

Who says the President has to give the speech. What are the Vegas odds that VP Harris does the SOTU. It'll be his speech but she reads it.
Posted by: WisRich

"His" speech will be a collective work put forth by the handlers.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (qZdIZ)

276 Seen elsewhere - Joe Biden, an American president with Chinese characteristics.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not scanning your email to sell you stuff like Google does. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (SchxB)

277 >>Yup. Dusting off the Ami Horowitz golden chestnut...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JGmKHrWKMQ


Heh, see my #248

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

278 lol fixerupper

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (y7B5q)

279 260 Suspicions confirmed, the Democrats used Zhoe Bih-den as a stalking horse to get a commie whore into the Presidents office.
Posted by: Gmac



She's the Tech Oligarch's gal. She'll do there bidding. The White House Swinger parties will be lit though!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (45ORV)

280 They will keep Joe on just as a thumb in our eyes

Sooner or later he's gonna say 'colored people'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (dPoGy)

281 Listen Fat!
At least I never banned myself from my own blog, copied and pasted the entire thread into my post, or NOT EVEN ONCE commented before 100 in Dildo's afternoon, errr morning.... evening...

Posted by: President Joe


I'll bet you called a member of the Tribe an anti-semitic.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (90cx5)

282 265 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea. - Matthew 18:6
Posted by: Wicklow at February 23, 2021 04:16 PM (uH65w)

Well, if we keep them from believing in Him it won't be a problem, will it?

Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (4dO7K)

283 Stop it with the effin' leave-the-GOP, no-place-in-politics shit.
VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES. DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DON'T THINK IT WILL HAVE AN EFFECT.
WHAT, IT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT TO VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES?
JUST, FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR COUNTRY, VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES.
AFTER THE CANDIDATE IS CHOSEN, THEN DECIDE IF YOU'LL VOTE FOR THE GOP OR NOT.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (4dO7K)

We don't have candidates in CA, nor primaries, nor elections that matter. So what magic sauce do you have for that?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2021 04:20 PM (eoQWY)

284 I had to go into tell Polliwogette that since we're kinda rural, kinda near the inner city, and since I'm "hispanic", then I just can't use the innnernet.

Gawrsh, I did not know I was so incapable. No wonder I can't do Facebook. I thought it was because I didn't have a Facebook account. Go figger. If only I could work the computernets...

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (1lKRm)

285 Did Biden also say anything about blacks not being able to drive ?
Posted by: C 137
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Did he now?
lol
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:15 PM (y7B5q)


That would be Asians. Seriously, even his comments about 7-11 workers... Can you imagine the howls if Trump had said that? He's been pounded for far less.

BTW, this was another funny meme from a few days ago on blacks not being able to internet: https://youtu.be/jttMPPwQopY?t=35

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (46GDR)

286 Okay, so while I might not ALWAYS amused, the guy in the first video is the Troll of Trolls, a Master of the Art. I actually spit covfeve onto my 'puter screen.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (vTW2/)

287 They will keep Joe on just as a thumb in our eyes

Sooner or later he's gonna say 'colored people'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (dPoGy)
.........

or 'darkies'

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

288 We Don't Care Anymore

tinyurl.com/150k6d72

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (y7B5q)

289 If Biden gives a State of the Union address, I believe it won't be live.

It will be heavily scripted and edited. It will probably take his handlers several weeks to get enough coherent sentences to string together.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (TdMsT)

290 FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR COUNTRY, VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES. AFTER THE CANDIDATE IS CHOSEN, THEN DECIDE IF YOU'LL VOTE FOR THE GOP OR NOT.
Posted by: Stonn


Oh, I AM voting in the primaries. It just won't be for the ones that think it will be.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (90cx5)

291 This is advanced dementia and the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked, quickly.
Close it up

Posted by Ace at 03:46 PM Comments



Nooooo! Not yet. I've got May 15th as my date, and I need to be right once this past 6 months.
I still say his deepstate picks for cabinet have to be passed through the senate. Can't have Camela going off reservation on those.
They need to slow roll this for a month or two.
If he dies in the interim, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (z79tQ)

292
PDT needs to have a rally the day after and provide his own SOTU.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM


PDT needs to have a rally during the SOTU & do a live fisking of slo joe's remarks

picture TehDonald doing a MST3K riff-job on biden as he's speaking

Posted by: AltonJackson just don't seem to have as much to lose at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (zEOTN)

293 Sooner or later he's gonna say 'colored people'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (dPoGy)
.........

or 'darkies'
Posted by: wth

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The memes will be glorious.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (y7B5q)

294 "His" speech will be a collective work put forth by the handlers.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen?


If the roots are good, there will be growth in the Spring.

- Chauncey Gardner, or someone like that

Where have you gone, Peter Sellers?
A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you
Woo-woo-woo.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (vcOmj)

295 Gawrsh, I did not know I was so incapable. No wonder I can't do Facebook. I thought it was because I didn't have a Facebook account. Go figger. If only I could work the computernets...
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (1lKRm)
++++
Well now you better how to acknowledge your internalized white supremacy and work to overcome it.

Posted by: Critical Theory Professor at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (UZVEt)

296 We don't have candidates in CA, nor primaries, nor elections that matter. So what magic sauce do you have for that?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2021 04:20 PM (eoQWY)

K, vote in whatever you do have.

Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (4dO7K)

297 >>> Heh, see my #248
Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

*high fives Lizzy*

Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (Rbfr/)

298 Hopefully he will have his leg hair petted by a colored person live on TeeVee.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (/MaDp)

299
They will keep Joe on just as a thumb in our eyes

Sooner or later he's gonna say 'colored people'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 23, 2021 04:19 PM (dPoGy)
.........
or 'darkies'
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
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*wagers 500 quatloos on "you people".

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

300 Dusting off the Ami Horowitz golden chestnut

Definitely a classic, the reaction of the black folks is just sad because you know they are angry but still vote Democrat anyway "well they are all like that, but at least Democrats give me free phones"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

301 Biden just might be the one person who can unite this country, in thinking he's a complete piece of shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (xfb67)

302 If they do get the non-elected guy out with the 25th can any of the EOs signed by him be construed as valid?

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (gtatv)

303 Its all so blatant

The American Journal of Medicine published a paper now RECOMMENDING the use of HCQ in patients

https://tinyurl.com/5y66ms2k

They killed thousands
all to spite Trump and mae money for pharma vaccines.

Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (BqBIh)

304 Hopefully he will have his leg hair petted by a colored person live on TeeVee.
Posted by: Puddin Head

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*herk*

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (y7B5q)

305 VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES. DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DON'T THINK IT WILL HAVE AN EFFECT.

I agree with that to the extent that I can vote against an R incumbent. But I still will not vote R in any general.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (V7LOe)

306 296 "His" speech will be a collective work put forth by the handlers.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen?


If the roots are good, there will be growth in the Spring.

- Chauncey Gardner, or someone like that

Where have you gone, Peter Sellers?
A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you
Woo-woo-woo.
---------------
I like to watch.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (/MaDp)

307 "His" speech will be a collective work put forth by the handlers.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 23, 2021 04:18 PM (qZdIZ)
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I'll say this. If he doesn't do the SOTU, for whatever reason, the jig will be up on Joes' fitness to be POTUS.

I guess he could do a pre recorded speech to be broadcast to the House floor. Imagine choregraphing the pauses for applause lines.

Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

308 If Biden is removed, think of who will replace him.

Posted by: aelfheld at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (Zy9Yy)

309 Joe Biden is a Cluster Fuck Of a Miserable Failure part 2. He's going to fall down the stairs like Hillary Clinton, and bust his melon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (03n3v)

310 I like to watch.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (/MaDp)

Ghost Ship

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)

311 Wait, I thought Biden's latest was dropping the N-Bomb?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (lmikk)

312 OT-Okay. Someone just wrote to me to tell me that her father who comes to our church was being moved from the hospital to rehab . I answered and hit something wrong and the text got sent with an emoji of a unicorn head and a heart. I hate cell phones!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (VP4Cd)

313 I like to watch.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Hunter, is that you??

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (vcOmj)

314 304 If they do get the non-elected guy out with the 25th can any of the EOs signed by him be construed as valid?
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If they are deemed valid by the Hindu they become valid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (/MaDp)

315 >>> LOL!!
Gotta get Chique to join also.
if only there was a way to contact her...
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:57 PM (y7B5q)

Wait, they're black???

Posted by: Blinkin from Robin Hood Men in Tights at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (Rbfr/)

316 Larry Sanger, co-founder of Wikipedia, stated in an interview for the article: "The days of Wikipedia's robust commitment to neutrality are long gone."

Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger -- tell Fox News that many Wikipedia pages have become merely left-wing advocacy essays."

Sanger is quoted by Fox as stating: "Wikipedia's ideological and religious bias is real and troubling, particularly in a resource that continues to be treated by many as an unbiased reference work."

Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (3aI0K)

317 FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR COUNTRY, VOTE IN THE PRIMARIES. AFTER THE CANDIDATE IS CHOSEN, THEN DECIDE IF YOU'LL VOTE FOR THE GOP OR NOT.

- -

I tell my kids that if the game is rigged, stop playing.

Hard for me to see the point of participating in a rigged game for no other reason than to give it a veneer of credibility.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (Ve//x)

318 Akshully, no penguin lives in the Northern Hemisphere. And, akshully, penguins aren't even penguins. The Penguins species was the name of a bird called the Great Auk, which flew, but was black and white and looked similar. It now extinct because it was too stupid to run from hungry sailors and feather collectors.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2021 04:03 PM (xfb67)

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Akshully, there IS a colony of penguins living in North America. At the confluence of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers in western Pennsylvania, I believe.

**runs**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (dfRN6)

319 There ain't enough popcorn in this world for what is coming.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * gots me a bushy beard but my dome has a lotta chrome at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (0kKVH)

320 Somebody done put the black folks in chains away from that internet thing.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (Aomeq)

321 303 Biden just might be the one person who can unite this country, in thinking he's a complete piece of shit.

COME TOGETHER, 'MURICANS, AROUND THIS COPROLITE. THAT'S FOSSILIZED SHIT FOR YOU RURAL TYPES, OR URBAN COMMUNITY TYPES....

Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (vTW2/)

322 312 I like to watch.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (/MaDp)

Ghost Ship
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Ghost Ship is the metaphor for all that we are witnessing. They should remake the movie and cast it with nothing but Trannies. It would be yuge.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (/MaDp)

323 I doubt a live SOTU will occur. Perhaps a heavily edited pre-recorded one? Because, COVID.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 23, 2021 04:10 PM (vD+8F)


I predicted (wrongly) nearly a year ago that google would come up with a deep fake software of Joe, which they could get away with during the then new covid lockdowns. I'm almost shocked at this point hey haven't poured every resource available to them on this.

After all, Joe could start looking younger, not mumble and ramble and say the N word. Just alter the speech of a really sharp comedian type and it'd be better than old Joe. I'm really thinking they've tried, but it's just not quite convincing enough. Or, at this point they simply don't care. They love rubbing our noses in it every day, and that includes their "base". Tough shit rubes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (46GDR)

324 Definitely a classic, the reaction of the black folks is just sad because you know they are angry but still vote Democrat anyway "well they are all like that, but at least Democrats give me free phones"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

I am beginning think that leftists actually believe black people cannot get an ID.

Disgusting.

Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (KnJdm)

325 Ghost Ship
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (ifmtJ)

13 Ghosts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (lmikk)

326 Dusting off the Ami Horowitz golden chestnut

Definitely a classic, the reaction of the black folks is just sad because you know they are angry but still vote Democrat anyway "well they are all like that, but at least Democrats give me free phones"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

When I lived on the South Side of Chicago in the 1980s the first republican I could vote for was US Senator.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (eoQWY)

327 Wait, they're black???
Posted by: Blinkin from Robin Hood Men in Tights

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hehe

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (y7B5q)

328 I don't no nufin bout birthin no web page.

Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

329 If Biden is removed, think of who will replace him.
Posted by: aelfheld


Folger's Coffee Crystals?

Hunter?
Dr. Jill?
C'mon, give me a clue!


Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (vcOmj)

330 You want a state of the onion? Well, it's been sitting on the kitchen counter in a basket for a week and has sprouted a long green thingie.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

331 I am honored to be in this chamber before all of congress to speak about the state of the union.

The state of the union. Well, folks, it's clear to anyone sitting around the dinner table that the state of the union isn't too great. Their eyes might fall upon the empty chair that grandpa used to sit it, and they'll remember how he was in the union and how the union helped take care of the family after he passed away. Then they'll look at each other and realize that none of them have that benefit.

The key to the future is better worker representation in industry. As I speak to you tonight, most working people in this country don't belong to a union. We need to fix that. We need to make the state of our unions strong and powerful to ensure a bright future for the working men and women of this great country.

Thank you.

Posted by: Sundown Joe at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (UZVEt)

332 The only frustrating thing with that Horowitz video is all the black people going "oh that's not racist! Just ignorant!"

Uh huh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

333 They're probably working on an animatronic version of Joe

Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (BqBIh)

334 Jellicle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

335 326: Leftists believe whatever their propaganda organs tell them to believe.

If they questioned whatever is the leftist orthodoxy of the day, they would be cast out.

Posted by: Revenant at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (IPK5J)

336 I tell my kids that if the game is rigged, stop playing.

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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (y7B5q)

337 McConnell supports Garland for AG.

Doesn't anyone here know how to play this game?

Anybody think Harris voted for Barr?

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (Ef23Y)

338 Akshully, there IS a colony of penguins living in North America. At the confluence of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers in western Pennsylvania, I believe.

**runs**
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

And living in zoos all across this land.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (90cx5)

339 I already mailed in my 2022 and 2024 ballots. Vote early.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (V7LOe)

340 I hate cell phones!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The portal into darkness

Posted by: Sock Monkey * gots me a bushy beard but my dome has a lotta chrome at February 23, 2021 04:28 PM (0kKVH)

341 My bet is Dr. Jill confines Joe to the bedroom and prohibits the Hindu from entering the WH. It worked for Mrs. Wilson. It should work for Dr. Jill. She has a PHD you know?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (/MaDp)

342 336 Jellicle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

*looks around for the sharp implements, settles on Gladius*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (lmikk)

343 Jellicle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

*gets the hose*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (ifmtJ)

344 They're probably working on an animatronic version of Joe

Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:27 PM (BqBIh)

--------

P-p-p-resident M-m-m-m-m-max Headroom.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

345 Love dropping by to see the MAGA tears.

Trump lost because he is a weak man. Losers are weak.

Posted by: So many tears at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (rSeZQ)

346 Look, the main reason people see there was a stolen election is because so many people voted for Trump.
If people hadn't voted, there would have been no evidence of a stolen election, or need for one.
There would have been no exposing of the truth.
Just vote. Stop being motivated by petty personal pique.
Start being motivated by righteous anger, which will cause you to do whatever you can, even if it's hopeless.
Like voting.

Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (4dO7K)

347 I am beginning think that leftists actually believe black people cannot get an ID.

Disgusting.
Posted by: 4


It was just Leftist agitprop about getting rid of Voter ID laws, because that makes it harder to commit fraud.

They don't care about anything except getting power.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)

348 He's a moderate they said.... Everyone can see he is far left.
He's going to make America a respectable country again... Everyone sees the world laughing.
He is healthy and top notch mentally... Everyone sees a slurring pile of pudding brain.

He is seriously wrecking their narrative in real time and they imagine no one sees it. Everyone sees it. They can't hide it. Their lies are exposed constantly and they know it. But they keep lying and trying to hide the truth. It won't work. They are being exposed as liars on a daily basis.

Just wait until the kumala takes over. She's smart! She's respected! She understands what Americans want and need! She will be exposed daily also. This junta could be the death of the demoncrat party. At least it is entertaining.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (Vxu+H)

349
McConnell supports Garland for AG.


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What the actual fuck is WRONG with that guy.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

350 Penguins are a social construct.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (V7LOe)

351 Jellicle cats come out tonight
Jellicle cats come one, come all
The Jellicle moon is shining bright
Jellicles come to the Jellicle ball

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

352 What the actual fuck is WRONG with that guy.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

He stays bought, that Mitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (lmikk)

353
So it appears that biden did say the biden-n-word; youtube confirms it.

If you turn on youtube's captioning, it says biden says it.

https://youtu.be/iNGf7XYtU2Q?t=405

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (IMmp5)

354 I actually don't disagree with the troll, at least not entirely. After the steal became apparent, Trump should've executed the coup they all feared and had a division he'd been cultivating for several years go shell the congress.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (UZVEt)

355 What the actual fuck is WRONG with that guy.


He's going YOLO.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)

356 The sheriff is near.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (okGHj)

357 347 Love dropping by to see the MAGA tears.
Trump lost because he is a weak man. Losers are weak.
Posted by: So many tears at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (rSeZQ)

That's the Nazi ideology. That's why they killed the weak and unfit in extermination camps.

Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (4dO7K)

358 Look, the main reason people see there was a stolen election is because so many people voted for Trump.
If people hadn't voted, there would have been no evidence of a stolen election, or need for one.
There would have been no exposing of the truth.
Just vote. Stop being motivated by petty personal pique.
Start being motivated by righteous anger, which will cause you to do whatever you can, even if it's hopeless.
Like voting.

- -

And yet no institution is interested in We The People to address a stolen election, not even the famously 6-3 conservative SCOTUS. This isn't petty. It's the new normal.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (Ve//x)

359 What the actual fuck is WRONG with that guy.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

Wife won't twaddle his waddle until he makes amends to her homeland.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (V7LOe)

360 354 What the actual fuck is WRONG with that guy.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

He stays bought, that Mitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (lmikk)

=======

I'm trying to think of the last time I saw someone defend Mitch 'round about these parts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

361 If Biden gives a State of the Union address, I believe it won't be live.



It will be heavily scripted and edited. It will probably take his
handlers several weeks to get enough coherent sentences to string
together.

Posted by: Ladul, Insurrectionist at February 23, 2021 04:22 PM (TdMsT)
Yep.

Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (8SSHh)

362 Like voting.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (4dO7K)


Yes vote, vote like the wind!

If we win back the Senate, we get McConnell as Majority Leader!

If we win back the House, McCarthy will be Speaker!

Yeah, no.

Posted by: blaster at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (Ef23Y)

363 Penguins and Otters are archenemies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (yQpMk)

364 Did someone set the over/under on BaiDen's departure from the White House (probably on a gurney) at Memorial Day? I'll take the over on that. I think they desperately want to get to the mid-terms so that Heel's Up has a shot at a 10-year reign to finish-us off.

--

They want her because she's a radical. They'll get her eventually, because Goo Brain can't hold on much longer. But seriously, a 10-year reign will not be needed to finish us off. We're already there. Within 4 years, they will have achieved all that's required to assume tyrannical power forever. I don't say that with a spring in my step. But it's reality and it needs to be faced.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (O+I8R)

365 Is Tourettes a thing with elderly nitwits?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (/MaDp)

366 McConnell supports Garland for AG.


Of course he does.. Garland has promised to go after" white supremacists" AKA Trump voters and Mitch despised Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (Zmnko)

367 What the actual fuck is WRONG with that guy.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
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See 132.

Posted by: Revenant at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (IPK5J)

368 McConnell supports Garland for AG.

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What the actual fuck is WRONG with that guy.
Posted by: fixerupper

Don't you know by now?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (vcOmj)

369 So, who do we think Ms. Round-heels Suckstarter is going to choose for a Veep?

The bidding has already started.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (okGHj)

370 Biden is just a dumber Robert Byrd.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (2DOZq)

371 I'm going to fight voter fraud by...voting.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (Ve//x)

372 364 Like voting.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (4dO7K)

Yes vote, vote like the wind!

If we win back the Senate, we get McConnell as Majority Leader!

If we win back the House, McCarthy will be Speaker!

Yeah, no
------------------
The answer is buy moar ammo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (/MaDp)

373 If the penguins escape the zoos into the wild, they're going to overpopulate every damn beach.

Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

374 When Kamala takes over she'll have a sex change, then people will blow HER!

Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (4dO7K)

375
I'm trying to think of the last time I saw someone defend Mitch 'round about these parts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

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About the same time he kept Garland OFF the Supremes.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (8XRCm)

376 He stays bought, that Mitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:30 PM (lmikk)


Johnny Caspar's dream

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (6iURM)

377 Our enemies are most definitely paying attention.

They are just waiting for an opportune time.

Posted by: Pooklord at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (WYLQs)

378 I already mailed in my 2022 and 2024 ballots. Vote early.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


I think most of the Democrats in Congress have already voted for 2022 and 2024.
At least 1000 times, already.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (vcOmj)

379 Rep. Deb Haaland (D-NM) said on Tuesday at her confirmation hearing to be secretary of the Department of the Interior (DOI) that she had to "acknowledge" that Capitol Hill, which includes the U.S. Capitol and House and Senate office buildings, is on land belonging to Native Americans.

Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (3aI0K)

380 Leftist troll showing his backside again.

Posted by: So many rears at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (VP4Cd)

381 I'll say this. If he doesn't do the SOTU, for whatever reason, the jig will be up on Joes' fitness to be POTUS.

I guess he could do a pre recorded speech to be broadcast to the House floor. Imagine choregraphing the pauses for applause lines.

Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2021 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

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If they just rebroadcast an old Max Headroom episode overdubbed with an old Mr Magoo, would anybody really know the difference?

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (oS38t)

382 This is the guy that got the most votes in US history.
Riiiiight.

Posted by: navybrat, semper paratus at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (w7KSn)

383 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

When was Barrett confirmed?

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (2DOZq)

384 I understand our troops are already in Syria laying out the Red Lines. Don't forget Somalia.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (/MaDp)

385 I don't Joe has the wits to refuse to sign a letter of resignation if Susan Rice puts it in front of him.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (2BZBZ)

386 At this point, why am I not 50 points ahead?

(You are the president, sir)


Right. Okay. So like I said, tambourines are essential to a good dog show.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (rdbLX)

387 If the penguins escape the zoos into the wild, they're going to overpopulate every damn beach.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

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The fuck they will. WAR!!

Posted by: Seals Union Local #213 at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

388 Someone should ask Joe why we're buying smart phones for people if they can't use the internet.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (ohOLP)

389 There's a lot of pretty stupid people that "love MAGA tears" that think this is something about a personality cult, or just because we didn't get an extra scoop of ice cream. No, when you see the idiotic cacophony of bad ideas, bad "science" and Marxist goose-stepping headed our way, you should be nervous as well. But you aren't. Because your too effing stupid to be concerned about anything more complicated than your stash of weed and that tub of vaseline you keep under your pillow.

Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (vTW2/)

390 Now that Republicans are sweeping the cabal's appointments into office, contributing to "yea" totals that (except for DHS) exceed 70, aren't you glad they slow-walked Trump's appointments so much that he didn't even fill all positions over four years and rarely got "his guy" into the position?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (UZVEt)

391 Penguins and Otters are archenemies.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

But it was Barzini, all along, wasn't it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (vcOmj)

392 More votes than Obama.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:35 PM (rdbLX)

393 Great. Move DC to Atlantis.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (2BZBZ)

394 Penguins and Otters are archenemies.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM


Well, the penguins are psychotic.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (zExdh)

395 So bidens new solution for detaining children
is NOT cages...

They're actually shipping containers

https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3

Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)

396 I am all for returning New England and the Mid Atlantic states to the Indians, with the caveat that anyone registered as a democrat has to stay and live under whatever government the Indians form.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (V7LOe)

397 381 Rep. Deb Haaland (D-NM) said on Tuesday at her confirmation hearing to be secretary of the Department of the Interior (DOI) that she had to "acknowledge" that Capitol Hill, which includes the U.S. Capitol and House and Senate office buildings, is on land belonging to Native Americans.

Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:33 PM (3aI0K)

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In a 5-4 majority opinion, Justice Gorsuch annexes Oklahoma as part of D.C.

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (oS38t)

398 I don't Joe has the wits to refuse to sign a letter of resignation if Susan Rice puts it in front of him.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (2BZBZ)



Joe: You'll never get anyone to believe that confession.
Rice: It's not a confession, it's a suicide note!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (yQpMk)

399 >>> I am beginning think that leftists actually believe black people cannot get an ID. Disgusting.
Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:26 PM (KnJdm)

I listened to Larry Elder's great testimony at the reparations sham committee thing (shared clips on his 2/18 show.) His comments were magnificent. He makes a great cast that fatherless kids are the real reason blacks are suffering, not a lack of money.

The way the black leftist hustlers peddle their poison for graft in those hearings is shameful. And white leftists eat it up, and it creates confirmation bias for their own false sense of superiority, which the theory of white privilege is supposed to sure them of. Vicious cycle.

Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (Rbfr/)

400 If the penguins escape the zoos into the wild, they're going to overpopulate every damn beach.

Like the Hippos in Colombia

Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (BqBIh)

401 The New York Post reported, "The leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation wants Jeep to stop using the tribe's name on its SUVs."

Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K)

402 I just found out today that Chick Corea died this month. It gives me the sadz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (/MaDp)

403 'Tub of vaseline under the pillow'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (lmikk)

404 I don't Joe has the wits to refuse to sign a letter of resignation if Susan Rice puts it in front of him.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (2BZBZ)

That's why they have a stamp for him. Jill Biden made it for him.
Sigh.
King Tommen, er, President Joe just loves playing with his stamp.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (ifmtJ)

405
1) biden will never do a live SOTU
2) they'll tell us the chinese flu prevents a conventional SOTU in the House chamber
3) biden will give a fake, pre-recorded, heavily edited "SOTU" from the White House, and the Fake News will pretend it's live, unedited, normal, and the bestest ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (IMmp5)

406 397 So bidens new solution for detaining children
is NOT cages...

They're actually shipping containers

https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)


Well, how else do you ship kids?? Cardboard???

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (rdbLX)

407 Yeah, no
The answer is buy moar ammo.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (/MaDp)

Yeah no, the answer is vote and buy more ammo.
Son, as Heinlein said, the difference between bad and worse is much sharper than the difference between good and better.
Republicans are better than Democrats, who are better than Antifa or Communists.
Stop it with the emotional shit like the leftists.

Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (4dO7K)

408 32 It the white half of me that knows how to use the Internet.

No hope for the black half.
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM (y7B5q)

Y'all kill me.

So then the excuse is "inner city blacks" don't know how to use the internet. They sure as hell know how to apply for benefits, which is done online, don't they? But of course, they don't have a way to get to the DMV to get an ID.....

It's bullshit, all the way down.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (okGHj)

409 339 McConnell supports Garland for AG.

Doesn't anyone here know how to play this game?

Anybody think Harris voted for Barr?
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So did Tillis in between his insider stock trades. He's golden for 6 years so he doesn't GAS.

Posted by: dingbat at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (ixAaq)

410 So bidens new solution for detaining children
is NOT cages...

They're actually shipping containers ...
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)
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That's the perfect solution, really, considering that there's a global shipping container shortage due to a bunch of them rotting during the 'Rona shutdowns and the massive trade dislocation caused by surging exports from COVID's winner (Red China).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (UZVEt)

411 398 I am all for returning New England and the Mid Atlantic states to the Indians, with the caveat that anyone registered as a democrat has to stay and live under whatever government the Indians form.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (V7LOe)

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Make Scalping Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (oS38t)

412 If the penguins escape the zoos into the wild, they're going to overpopulate every damn beach.
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2021 04:32 PM (v0R5T)


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'Ow should I know which zoo? I'm not Doctor Bloody Bernowski!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (dfRN6)

413 I bl Perdue pulled his filing in the GA Senate race bc he learned PDT was going to stomp, very publicly, on his Mitch-loving face and he decided to avoid the embarrassment. No one files and then pulls their application hours later until they got some very bad news.

Posted by: EveR at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (R0z7P)

414 They're actually shipping containers


Those are very nice shipping containers. You could probably fit a couple two tree hundred kids in there.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (V7LOe)

415 If you watch the First 48 most of the leads they get on the urban murders are from Facebook.

Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (2DOZq)

416 >>> So bidens new solution for detaining children
is NOT cages...They're actually shipping containers
https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)


A cage by any other name...

Posted by: Stuff Shakespeare Said at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (Rbfr/)

417 Biden reading his scripted lines: https://tinyurl.com/288frx7s

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (bDqIh)

418 Feels good: I just got an email blast on my old account for the RNC setting up a "Trump Legacy Fund" or somesuch.

I cannot believe they still have the gall to fundraise on Trump's name.

Anyway the RNC makes you HUNT for the unsubscribe button, has several land mines on the form they *make* you fill out to unsubscribe which would actually re-subscribe you.

However, there are several places where one of the choices is "I do not support the RNC".

Bingo.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (ohOLP)

419 Well, how else do you ship kids?? Cardboard???

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM


Bubble wrap. Kids love that stuff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (zExdh)

420
Indeed, very soon the usurper biden is going to give the "uniting" speech of a generation, we'll be told. It will be a pre-recorded, edited crap speech that no one will listen to or like. But we'll be told it was great, hit all the right notes, and "unified" the country.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (IMmp5)

421 Well, how else do you ship kids?? Cardboard???

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (rdbLX)

They tried those styrofoam food containers, but it turns out they aren't a very green solution, and they would have had to cut up the kids to fit them in.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (okGHj)

422 We know it's bullshit, tcn.

They're only worthy of mocking at this point.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (y7B5q)

423 386 I understand our troops are already in Syria laying out the Red Lines. Don't forget Somalia.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (/MaDp)


Sister in law cannot visit her youngest son in Georgia this week because the troops are under strict quarantine before they ship out to some undisclosed location in the middle east. Pretty sure she voted for the brain dead guy so I find myself strangely unconcerned. Probably makes me a terrible person, but that is what it is.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (0Dq5O)

424 403 The New York Post reported, "The leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation wants Jeep to stop using the tribe's name on its SUVs."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K


Good for them. Liberals began the war. They might as well take rounds too.

Fuck jeep and their stupid Springsteen loving bullshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (rdbLX)

425 418 >>> So bidens new solution for detaining children
is NOT cages...They're actually shipping containers
https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)


A cage by any other name...
Posted by: Stuff Shakespeare Said at February 23, 2021 04:38 PM (Rbfr/)

...

It solves the whole problem of air circulation and, more importantly, visibility of anyone molesting the kids inside.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:40 PM (ohOLP)

426 I don't think Trump will go to prison for being Emmanuel Goldstein.

The most important thing about Mr. Goldstein is that you never catch him or defeat him fully. If you did, then no lore boogy man.

The commies always have to have an active Mr. Goldstein. Former President Trump is perfect for that role.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 23, 2021 04:40 PM (QC3fr)

427 425 386 I understand our troops are already in Syria laying out the Red Lines. Don't forget Somalia.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:34 PM (/MaDp)

Sister in law cannot visit her youngest son in Georgia this week because the troops are under strict quarantine before they ship out to some undisclosed location in the middle east. Pretty sure she voted for the brain dead guy so I find myself strangely unconcerned. Probably makes me a terrible person, but that is what it is.
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If he's lucky it will be Burma.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (/MaDp)

428 Good for them. Liberals began the war. They might as well take rounds too.

Fuck jeep and their stupid Springsteen loving bullshit.

They were probably embarrassed by that God awful super bowl commercial and didn't want their tribes name associated with it

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (Zmnko)

429 is that the reason that we don't have black commenters on here at the HQ ?

Posted by: mr wizard at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (g741k)

430 "Salute the Marines!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (okGHj)

431 Biden signs whatever they put in front of him, even while complaining he doesn't know what it is. I suspect most of the time he doesn't even know he's in the Oval Office pretending to be president.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

432 >>Make Scalping Great Again!


"Oh heck NO!"
-- Hannah Dustin

Posted by: Lizzy at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (bDqIh)

433 431 is that the reason that we don't have black commenters on here at the HQ ?
Posted by: mr wizard at February 23, 2021 04:41 PM (g741k)

Um, we don't? Coulda fooled me.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (okGHj)

434 Yeah no, the answer is vote and buy more ammo.

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This is the kind of opposition and denial of reality that we we count on.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (oS38t)

435 The entire Vietnam War could have been avoided if the West just told the Vietnamese to stop being petty and just vote.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (Ve//x)

436 Fuck jeep and their stupid Springsteen loving bullshit.
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But it was Springsteen that branded the Jeep as ChiCom. I expect their sales to decline.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (/MaDp)

437 426 403 The New York Post reported, "The leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation wants Jeep to stop using the tribe's name on its SUVs."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K

Good for them. Liberals began the war. They might as well tak rounds too.

Fuck jeep and their stupid Springsteen loving bullshit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:39 PM (rdbLX)
...
Scrubbing every reference to a minority group, and essentially thereby removing them from even passing historical and current reference, used to seem a bit racist-y.

Now they ask that it be done.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (ohOLP)

438 The New York Post reported, "The leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation wants Jeep to stop using the tribe's name on its SUVs."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K)


I'm sure, though, that for the right price...

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (aY0+P)

439 433 Biden signs whatever they put in front of him, even while complaining he doesn't know what it is. I suspect most of the time he doesn't even know he's in the Oval Office pretending to be president.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

"Work work work! We have to keep our phony-baloney jobs! I didn't get a harrumph outta you!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (okGHj)

440 Such a Muppet in Chief

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (ZGqTO)

441 433 Biden signs whatever they put in front of him, even while complaining he doesn't know what it is. I suspect most of the time he doesn't even know he's in the Oval Office pretending to be president.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (KZzsI)


As someone mentioned above, there's no way they will let him do a SOTU. I'm guessing the drug cocktails aren't working like they used to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (rdbLX)

442 It was just Leftist agitprop about getting rid of Voter ID laws, because that makes it harder to commit fraud.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 23, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)

That's just the tool. They sound like they believe it.

Posted by: 4 at February 23, 2021 04:43 PM (KnJdm)

443 However, there are several places where one of the choices is "I do not support the RNC".

Bingo.
Posted by: TexasDan


You know how to handle emails you don't want?
Label it junk mail. I never respond. I'm not letting them know it's a live email address that they can then sell as verified.

Same with phone calls. If you aren't in my contacts list, boom. Block caller.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (90cx5)

444 It is wonderful to have compassion in the White House again.

Posted by: Satans Retards at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (rxR5g)

445 They want her because she's a radical. They'll get her eventually, because Goo Brain can't hold on much longer. But seriously, a 10-year reign will not be needed to finish us off. We're already there. Within 4 years, they will have achieved all that's required to assume tyrannical power forever. I don't say that with a spring in my step. But it's reality and it needs to be faced.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 23, 2021 04:31 PM (O+I8R)


I don't think Harris matters at this point. This is no longer normal. Elections don't matter. The front person doesn't matter. They're going to accomplish what's needed in 4 years, you're right there. Mr. My Pillow did have one stat that I believe, and that's that Trump won by 100M+, and Joe barely got 37M. That could explain an awful lot. Their abject terror at 1/6, and having the military still protecting DC. They're projecting as usual. The FBI, and now Garland. They're going to overreach. They're scaring their own base. When you lose Naomi Wolfe, you've probably got 2/3 of the country or more wondering just WTAF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (46GDR)

446 440 The New York Post reported, "The leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation wants Jeep to stop using the tribe's name on its SUVs."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K)


I'm sure, though, that for the right price...
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Does Jeep know the Cherokee fought with the Confederacy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (/MaDp)

447 But we'll be told it was great, hit all the right notes, and "unified" the country.

After which, anyone who does not support Biden is a troublemaker who needs to be "dealt with".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (V7LOe)

448 Hating this new tablet already

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (Cxk7w)

449 I guess I should have used the /s tag. seemed pretty obvious to me.

Posted by: mr wizard at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (g741k)

450 If you gave Joey Bidet LSD would anyone notice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (ZGqTO)

451 Scrubbing every reference to a minority group, and essentially thereby removing them from even passing historical and current reference, used to seem a bit racist-y.

Now they ask that it be done.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:42 PM (ohOLP


Buffalo Bills are safe. Lots of white dudes named Bill.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (rdbLX)

452 >>> I answered and hit something wrong and the text got sent with an emoji of a unicorn head and a heart. I hate cell phones! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 04:25 PM (VP4Cd)

But did you do a zoom call with a cat head yet? If not you are doing well.

For some reason, my iphone wants me to default emoji to that unicorn head emoji set. No idea why. I have accidentally sent, or almost sent, unicorn emoji heads on several occasions. I haven't sent the empji of the unicorn where it's cursing yet, but its been close.

Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Rbfr/)

453

Slate has indefinitely suspended Mike Pesca, host of the popular podcast "The Gist," pending an investigation into his workplace behavior stemming from an internal debate over the use of the n-word by white people.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (63Dwl)

454 I don't think Biden will make a uniting speech. They will just declare that he has united the sides and healed the wounds, but there are a few who won't accept that and will be taken care of.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (V7LOe)

455 I still want to know how I can replace my head with a cat head on Zoom.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Ve//x)

456 I'm sure, though, that for the right price...


That is the entire explanation for the pipeline fiasco. And ANWR, for that matter. Fuck you, pay me, I'm Native and you can't do a thing about that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (okGHj)

457 I'm watching the History Channel's "The Foods that Built America" and it's a good series, but they use they same base-heavy dramatic music to highlight Burger King developing the Whopper as they would for describing the Gettysburg campaign or D-Day.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

458 408 397 So bidens new solution for detaining children
is NOT cages...
They're actually shipping containers
https://tinyurl.com/3k8pcem3
Posted by: McCool at February 23, 2021 04:36 PM (BqBIh)
..

10-1 they decide it's a whole lot more convenient for everyone if we send the containers down there, have them packed with kids in Monterrey or some place, and ship them back up here already full.
Think of the savings!

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (ohOLP)

459 Microsoft tried a version of Windows for people who were too stupid to use a regular computer but I guess it was hard to shoplift.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (awtm/)

460 Does Jeep know the Cherokee fought with the Confederacy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (/MaDp)


And had slaves?

Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (8SSHh)

461 osted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Rbfr/)

Thanks; I'm glad it's not just me because you surely have more expertise with a cell phone than I do.

Posted by: So many rears at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (VP4Cd)

462 10-1 they decide it's a whole lot more convenient for everyone if we send the containers down there, have them packed with kids in Monterrey or some place, and ship them back up here already full.
Think of the savings!
Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (ohOLP)


- -

Sounds like The Lincoln Project's idea.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (Ve//x)

463 Slate has indefinitely suspended Mike Pesca, host of the popular podcast "The Gist," pending an investigation into his workplace behavior stemming from an internal debate over the use of the n-word by white people.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:46 PM (63Dwl)

And also because the Slate knotheads thought he might be the former vice-president

Posted by: Wally at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (aY0+P)

464 463 Does Jeep know the Cherokee fought with the Confederacy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (/MaDp)


And had slaves?
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What Indians didn't have slaves?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (/MaDp)

465 Well, how else do you ship kids?? Cardboard???
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I heard plastic bags with twist ties work really good.

Posted by: dartist at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (+ya+t)

466 Does Jeep know the Cherokee fought with the Confederacy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (/MaDp)

And had slaves?
Posted by: Javems

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Did not know that.
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (y7B5q)

467 453 If you gave Joey Bidet LSD would anyone notice?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (ZGqTO)


Probably like the Dr. Johnny Fever alcohol test. He only got faster and better.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (okGHj)

468 Redneck trailer park trash cracker is a compliment I guess .


Posted by: C 137 at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (2DOZq)

469 In our America, Trump is persecuted endlessly without defenders, while Biden says racist shit repeatedly on TV, openly takes Chinese bribes and he is defended by Republicans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (03Hn+)

470 Any word on Jane and her operation?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (Zmnko)

471 Whoops; Sock reply to troll way up above off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (VP4Cd)

472 440 The New York Post reported, "The leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation wants Jeep to stop using the tribe's name on its SUVs."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K


If you're going to have a vehicle endorsed by a drunk, it might as well be named after an indian.

Posted by: jwest at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (/BlEx)

473 Did not know that.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:48 PM (y7B5q)

All Indians had slaves.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (okGHj)

474
Does Jeep know the Cherokee fought with the Confederacy?
Posted by: Puddin Head


If When they change the name they should say that is the reason.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (63Dwl)

475 Microsoft tried a version of Windows for people who were too stupid to use a regular computer but I guess it was hard to shoplift.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2021 03:50 PM

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 23, 2021 04:47 PM (awtm/)


Mind if we dance with your dates?

Posted by: Microsoft Tyrone at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (KnJdm)

476 Did Kids in a Box ever open for New Kids On The Block?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (ZGqTO)

477 The New York Post reported, "The leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation wants Jeep to stop using the tribe's name on its SUVs."
Posted by: SMOD at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (3aI0K)


I saw some conservative types on Gab upset about this. I did explain there was a superbowl ad with Brucey Springstain shitting all over us, that Jeep is Chinese, and that Biden's 2 most popular rallies were delivered to a parking lot full of brand-new empty 2021 jeeps with dealer plates. This is sweet irony right here.

Come up with a new, woke name for your product. Whatever it is, make sure it's got the proper pronouns.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (46GDR)

478 Trump's racism and white supremacy are to blame for blacks being unable to use the Interwebs.

Only when there's a "Black Internet" will this grievance be addressed.

Saw it online, so it has to be true.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (3H9h1)

479 The New York Post reported, "The leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation wants Jeep to stop using the tribe's name on its SUVs."
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I wonder how the "Leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation" got the mistaken impression that anyone gives a flying fuck what he thinks.

And fuck Jeep, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (sWM8x)

480 468 Well, how else do you ship kids?? Cardboard???
-------
I heard plastic bags with twist ties work really good

Works good for covid too.. win,win

Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (Zmnko)

481
I'm watching the History Channel's "The Foods that Built America" and it's a good series, but they use they same base-heavy dramatic music to highlight Burger King developing the Whopper as they would for describing the Gettysburg campaign or D-Day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


What you don't realize is that series was originally "The Aliens That Built America," but History re-edited it to be about food.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (IMmp5)

482 My ability with the internet is the equivalent of using a hammer and chisel on a stone tablet.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (wzRlZ)

483 All Indians had slaves.
Posted by: tcn in AK

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I know.

My ancestors were both slaves and slave owners, of the black and cherokee kind.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (y7B5q)

484 If you're going to have a vehicle endorsed by a drunk, it might as well be named after an indian.
Posted by: jwest at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (/BlEx)


Probably should stick with the Irish. Would hate to be called raaaaaccccist. Plus everybody hates us Irish.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (okGHj)

485 Same with phone calls. If you aren't in my contacts list, boom. Block caller.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (90cx5)

...

Yeah. I just applied to some jobs so this is the last gasp for an old email address, then I go full proton mail.

I was just pissed and wanted to vent by typing rude things in their "comments" box.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (ohOLP)

486 Indians owe me reparations?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (rdbLX)

487 What you don't realize is that series was originally "The Aliens That Built America," but History re-edited it to be about food.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:50 PM (IMmp5)
--

Ray Kroc reverse-engineered alien fry technology!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 23, 2021 04:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

488 I have immense respect for the Office of the Presidency. I will be pleased to extend that respect to the President---when we have one.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 23, 2021 04:51 PM (KATBx)

489

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 04:51 PM (IMmp5)

490 I have immense respect for the Office of the Presidency. I will be pleased to extend that respect to the President---when we have one.
Posted by: irongrampa

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Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at February 23, 2021 04:51 PM (y7B5q)

491 339 McConnell supports Garland for AG.

Doesn't anyone here know how to play this game?

Anybody think Harris voted for Barr?
===
So did Tillis in between his insider stock trades. He's golden for 6 years so he doesn't GAS.
Posted by: dingbat at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (ixAaq)

Has anyone suggested that McConnell is starting to suffer from the same issues as Biden, Pelosi, and the rest of the old crows in congress and the adminstration?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 23, 2021 04:52 PM (eflyC)

492 I just found out today that Chick Corea died this month. It gives me the sadz.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (/MaDp)


I've been listening to some of his stuff from the 70s recently.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 23, 2021 04:52 PM (y7DUB)

493 481 Trump's racism and white supremacy are to blame for blacks being unable to use the Interwebs.

Only when there's a "Black Internet" will this grievance be addressed.

Saw it online, so it has to be true.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (3H9h1)

Dark web.

Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger at February 23, 2021 04:52 PM (KnJdm)

494 >>> Well, how else do you ship kids?? Cardboard???
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM

In the movie Space Sweepers, they packed a kid in a crate with in these giant ballon style things. Could work...

(Space Sweepers was really fun! Like Cowboy Bebop meets Firefly. I mooch off other people's Netflix so that's why I watched it. If you've canceled Netflix due to their SJW wokeness, good for you. But find a copy somewhere, is worth it.)

Posted by: LizLem at February 23, 2021 04:52 PM (Rbfr/)

495 Nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 23, 2021 04:53 PM (ifmtJ)

496 Where is the evidence that kids are COVID superspreaders?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 23, 2021 04:53 PM (V7LOe)

497 Come on, ace, it's a few days old, so fit for posting content.

Romney-Cotton.

Increase the minimum wage (pure idiocy) and in return get more unenforced laws making hiring illegals quadruply super illegal, even more than it has been - forever.

Cotton. The colossus who doesn't think Congress has a constitutional role in electoral certification, and who thinks such a thing would - get this - provoke the Dems i into, I dunno, extreme measures of some sort.

The sane, intelligent, informed Americans with even a trace of an American mindset and sensibility about almost anything are now completely on their own.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 23, 2021 04:53 PM (OTzUX)

498 451
My wang is so big that in the dark your wife thinks it's my forearm..
Posted by: Increasingly Segregationist Bart at February 23, 2021 04:45 PM (aAeUQ)

That wasn't my wife it was my grandma and she knew it wasn't your forearm.

Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:54 PM (4dO7K)

499 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:44 PM (46GDR)

One way to get the My Pillow stat would be if the voting machines just assumed that anyone registered dem *had* to be voting Biden and totaled accordingly. It's why even though I'm seriously considering changing my registration from pubbie, I don't think I can change it to dem.

Also, if "Maiden Gate" was real that would give them *a lot* of numbers to play with. Theoretically they could spoof 5 just from me while leaving me my actual vote (I moved a lot, married and remarried).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 23, 2021 04:54 PM (1lKRm)

500 The New York Post reported, "The leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation wants Jeep to stop using the tribe's name on its SUVs."
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I wonder how the "Leader of Oklahoma's Cherokee Nation" got the mistaken impression that anyone gives a flying fuck what he thinks.

And fuck Jeep, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM


My opinion is to give it to them good and hard, so:
1) yes, Jeep should forfeit their trademark, because Fuck Jeep. They should also pay reparations by giving any Cherokee a free jeep.
2) a ten cents per ounce tax on Coke? Where do I sign?

Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 23, 2021 04:54 PM (awtm/)

501 I have become self-aware!

Clippy, execute order 66.5!

Posted by: Microsoft Bob at February 23, 2021 04:55 PM (awtm/)

502 Jerry Harrison, "Cherokee Chief"

https://youtu.be/L4tyS05yMag

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2021 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

503 When they change the name they should say that is the reason. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2021 04:49 PM (63Dwl)

Yes, I think alienating what little of Oklahoma you might not have alienated would be a good thing. Maybe the Jeep Mao? Or the Jeep Ho Chi Min Trail-blaz3r? (that's a word Pixie don't like)

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 23, 2021 04:57 PM (46GDR)

504 Stop it with the emotional shit like the leftists.
Posted by: Stonn at February 23, 2021 04:37 PM (4dO7K)

Now, I gotta admit, this is good condescension.
But you fucked up calling people here son, boy.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 23, 2021 04:57 PM (z79tQ)

505 "The overwhelming majority of them are rather unaccomplished, and midwits at best."

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lisa MurCokesky at February 23, 2021 04:58 PM (SWbVS)

506 OMG those videos are classic.

I hope this marks a shift in what black people think and how they vote.

Posted by: President-Elect pj at February 23, 2021 05:01 PM (G1dq6)

507 Me, I'm waiting for Joe to come out in full minstrel show attire and do a few numbers for the folks.

Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 05:09 PM (gmo/4)

508 OMG those videos are classic.

I hope this marks a shift in what black people think and how they vote.


Posted by: President-Elect pj at February 23, 2021 05:01 PM (G1dq6)

How will they know if happened? They can't get on the interwebs!

Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2021 05:09 PM (gmo/4)

509 45
This is why we'll never see the usurper biden do a live SOTU address.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 23, 2021 03:51 PM (IMmp5)

Return to the days when the President's Report on the State of the Union is delivered to each house of Congress written in a Copperplate hand on vellum.

Let's see Nanzi tear that in half.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 23, 2021 06:12 PM (iqInZ)

510 Still say it will be martyrdom, not the 25th. "President" Biden* can advance the cause of gun control more effectively as a martyr than as a gaffe machine.

Posted by: $750 Worth of Zap Rowsdower at February 23, 2021 06:28 PM (P/ALc)

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