Coke Goes Full Woke: Whistle-Blower Reveals That Alleged "Anti-Racist" Training Is Incredibly Racist, Telling White People to "Try To Be Less White"

CoRpOraTiONz R YoUr FrEnZ, says #Woka-Cola.

I've been a devoted Coke customer all my life. I am now done, completely. The last Coke I currently own, about twelve cans, will be the last Coke I buy. I'll just be making soda in my SodaStream maker, using Ralph's soda mixes.

Done with this Klan Komany:


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By the way, white scum: Your white scum children are also racist:

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So try to be a minority, so you're not scum:

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Coke has confirmed this is real -- and doubles-down, insisting that racist material and racial denigration is a part of "inclusivity" training.

Though they do claim the video floating around is not specifically from Coke's presentation.

A Coca-Cola spokesperson confirmed that the course is "part of a learning plan to help build an inclusive workplace," but also noted that "the video circulating on social media is from a publicly available LinkedIn Learning series and is not a focus of our company's curriculum."


"Our Better Together global learning curriculum is part of a learning plan to help build an inclusive workplace," the spokesperson said in a statement. "It is comprised of a number of short vignettes, each a few minutes long. The training includes access to LinkedIn Learning on a variety of topics, including on diversity, equity and inclusion.


Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO

If a corporate company sent around a training kit instructing black people how to "be less black", the world would implode and lawsuits would follow.

I genuinely hope these employees sue @CocaCola for blatant racism and discrimination.

The woman who broke this story discusses this "anti"-racism training here.


In 2019, Coke released a commercial called "Pride" (or "Orgullo," in Spanish, in the clip below).

It showed a mom helping a transgender son dress up like a girl.

It then just said "Sprite" at the end.

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1 Coke is dead to me

Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 22, 2021 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

2 But it has been for a while

Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 22, 2021 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

3 three?

Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 22, 2021 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

4 DIAF Coke.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 02:34 PM (46GDR)

5 not fist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 02:35 PM (NWM+b)

6 They say: Be less White.

What they mean: There needs to be less Whites.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2021 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

7 Kill all de polar bears!

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 02:35 PM (46GDR)

8 >>not fist


a slap, then?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2021 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

9 Screw Covid. There's a virulent wokeness pandemic and we'll be lucky to survive it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 22, 2021 02:36 PM (W4eKo)

10 In 2019, Coke released a commercial called "Pride" (or "Orgullo," in Spanish, in the clip below).

It showed a mom helping a transgender son dress up like a girl.

It then just said "Sprite" at the end.

===========

"Sure it didn't increase sales, but it did get us an award."
-Marketing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 02:36 PM (NWM+b)

11 I read that PDT drinks like twelve Diet Cokes a day. What will he do now?

Posted by: jmel at February 22, 2021 02:36 PM (RWHIh)

12 "Better Together"

Think, think, think -- where have we heard that before?
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2016 Hillary!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2021 02:37 PM (bDqIh)

13 Coke is dead to us. I bet we bought more Fresca and dc than almost any 2 people in the world.

But while I am now officially "Les White," F** them anyway.



P.S. my friend Maureen ("Mo") Black agrees.

Posted by: LASue, now known as Leslie ("Les") White at February 22, 2021 02:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

14 Oh, he's a sprite alright.

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at February 22, 2021 02:37 PM (jXzWd)

15 Diet Dr Pepper?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 22, 2021 02:37 PM (ZSK0i)

16 I could argue with a leftist who promotes this nonsense, but why waste my breath?
I never liked coke anyway, not even with rum in it.

Posted by: navybrat, semper paratus at February 22, 2021 02:37 PM (w7KSn)

17 I foresee booming business for this brand or product. They should have waited until 2024 when whites become the minority. At least ti would get traction wit all the illegals,

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2021 02:37 PM (qoNQ/)

18 Lol at Talcum X.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 02:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

19 I just don't do soda very much. When I do, I like little bottles of Jarritos, like tamarind flavor. With my tacos.

I just don't see how people drink those giant 16+ oz. things. But, it's kind of like smoking. Once you're free of the shit for a few years, you wonder how you did it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (46GDR)

20 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (arJlL)

21 Lol at Talcum X.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 02:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

MiLK

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (DjiZK)

22 To paraphrase Bloom County, Coke tastes like malted battery acid. Never patronizing them again won't be a problem.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (ejd/p)

23 I stopped buying Coke as well. I basically was down to Messican cokes on Saturdays, but I can do without. Honestly, I've just completely cut off all soda pop, except for some of the store-brand flavored seltzer water.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (jOcSX)

24 Blackface is less white, no?

Posted by: Justin Castreau at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (4tN2f)

25
Whistle-Blower Reveals That Alleged "Anti-Racist" Training Is Incredibly Racist, Telling White People to "Try To Be Less White"

*buys 40-oz. malt*
*impregnates girlfriend*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (mht8P)

26 Just for that, I'm making tacos for supper. Take that, whitey.

Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (DzhEB)

27 Uh, boss. We got a problem.
Be less arrogant?
I'm a Texan. No can do.
Listen and believe? Not happening.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (yT7Mu)

28 I bet we bought more Fresca and dc than almost any 2 people in the world.

So you're the reason Fresca still exists as a brand? I always wonder how on earth it kept being stocked.

"Sure it didn't increase sales, but it did get us an award."
-Marketing


"Look at all these awards we have! You should use our company. Sales? What are those?"
--Advertising company

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

29 Coke should be less nagger.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

30 Applicant :
"I'm a hard worker."

"I'll never be late when I can be early."
"I'm always willing to work the extra hours and longer shifts."
"In short: If you hire me I guarantee you will get the most productive and conscientious employee you could ever ask for."

COKE :
'That's great. But. Have you thought about how that disposition would make our Minority Employees feel?'

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (udlQa)

31 9 Screw Covid. There's a virulent wokeness pandemic and we'll be lucky to survive it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 22, 2021 02:36 PM (W4eKo)

I fear woke more than stupid covid

Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (ONvIw)

32 Aye'm practising bad grammur and chaingeng my dileckt two apeese my corporashun frenz.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (jvt6t)

33 F all you white people. I recently learned that Slavic people are people of color according to some university in OR. Therefore I am now a victim and will be anxiously awaiting my reparations check. Slav Power!

Posted by: Tropical Lutefisk at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (/SaL2)

34 WTF completes one of these racial sensitivity bullshit seminars at work and says, "I'm absolute filth. I have to change everything about me."

Don't you sit there and think, "My God, these people are dumb."

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (FMoYW)

35 James Robert B. Quincey

After starting his career at Bain & Co, he joined The Coca-Cola Company in 1996 and was later named chief operating officer. He is now the chairman and chief executive officer.

You know, I'm beginning to understand why countries have requirements on foreign leadership of their companies.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (Gcdtg)

36 How about a Fresca?!

Posted by: Judge Smails at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (ejd/p)

37 They say "be less white" then they make fun of you if you spray tan yourself orange.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (xqRaG)

38 Dr. Karlyn is someone I would like to have a beer with.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (Bmy3R)

39 I'd embargo them, but I'm not aware of having bought their products in the first place so it'd be an empty gesture. Maybe their Dasani bottled water a few times when flying, but given the way things are going it's debatable how much if any flying I'll be doing in the future.

Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (zcf1k)

40 >>>hey say: Be less White.
What they mean: There needs to be less Whites.
Posted by: Lizzy


The department was forced to go through sensitivity training with a raging leftist racist black professor, who basically called us all racists for three hours. It took the guy maybe ten minutes until we all started playing with our cellphones.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (qoNQ/)

41 28 I bet we bought more Fresca and dc than almost any 2 people in the world.

So you're the reason Fresca still exists as a brand? I always wonder how on earth it kept being stocked.

***

Now we just need to hunt down those people who keep buying Tab.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (MsyYo)

42 Willowed:
"more people died from suicide and quarantine related misery than from the virus, "

Because it skews so old, Covid has only shortened American life expectancy by one day. Opioid ODs are far worse by my math, because it skews young.

350 million Americans / 350,000 dead. 0.1% One in a thousand.

Who lose 1,000 days of life -- my assumption. So on average, one day.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (ZHVt1)

43 So should Coke employees just start showing up late with bad attitudes?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (3bJNq)

44 I'd like to try Irn Brew but it's Scottish, which means the company is almost certainly leftist.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (lgiXo)

45 Don't you sit there and think, "My God, these people are dumb."
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (FMoYW)

No, I think they're in charge. Who is the dumb one?

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (Gcdtg)

46 I stopped buying Coke as well. I basically was down to Messican cokes on Saturdays, but I can do without. Honestly, I've just completely cut off all soda pop, except for some of the store-brand flavored seltzer water.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2021 02:38 PM (jOcSX)


Even the Mexican coke went to corn syrup, check your ingredients list again - you should see an and/or. Last time I grabbed one at my taqueria I thought it was the hot sauce messing my taste buds up - then I read the little paper label stuck on the thing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (46GDR)

47 And this is why Critical Theory and all of its hellspawn are the hill I die on. I will not comply. I have been scheduled for mandatory "unconscious bias" training and will be formally refusing to attend. I'll let you know tomorrow or in a few weeks if they fire me over it.

But there is a hard line, and this shit is *way* over it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (UZVEt)

48 If I sat thru seminars like these, I would let them win. You say I'm a racist. Fine.
I'll be a racist.
Starting today.

Posted by: navybrat, semper paratus at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (w7KSn)

49 >>>I recently learned that Slavic people are people of color according to some university in OR. Therefore I am now a victim and will be anxiously awaiting my reparations check. Slav Power!
Posted by: Tropical Lutefisk


My grandparents emigrated from Slovakia. I'm in!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (qoNQ/)

50 6 They say: Be less White.

What they mean: There needs to be less Whites.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2021 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

-----

They're preparing the battlefield for White Genocide.

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (wsx8x)

51 Diet Dr Pepper?

Yep, my go to

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (ZHVt1)

52 Shit like this is how you get more racism, not less. Telling whites that they are scum is only going to make them think, "since I'm going to be called a racist anyways, I might as well be one," "what are they afraid of that they push this crap," and the ever popular "fuck you, if you tell me not to be this way I'm going to do so just to spite you."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (jOcSX)

53 I drink Perrier because that's what we elite pricks drink.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (/BlEx)

54 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

55 I now support 100% tax on soda. See how that works.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (ZSrej)

56 43 So should Coke employees just start showing up late with bad attitudes?

Well, the women need to master that side-to-side oh-no-you-dih-int head thing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (Bmy3R)

57 I love this because they have confirmed that they truly do believe that skin color is tied directly to violence, academics, the ability to raise a family, intelligence, sociopathic tendencies, and all of the other negative traits that they blame white supremacists for believing in. Be less black, yo!

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (Keqrh)

58 Out: Out and out racism.

In: Out and out racism.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

59 I'm old enough to remember when Coca Cola supported South African apartheid.

Times have changed.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (C+evo)

60 F all you white people. I recently learned that Slavic people are people of color according to some university in OR. Therefore I am now a victim and will be anxiously awaiting my reparations check. Slav Power!

So, is it ok if we pay you people (SWIDT) off in adibas tracksuits?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (ZSK0i)

61
Fvck this stuff. There is no such thing as a 'white' person. I've been running some genealogy reports and what I see are people with incredible combinations of ancestors who come from the Netherlands, Poland, Scotland, Great Britain, Poland, Russia, Brazil, Venezuela, Spain, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Germany, France, etc. etc etc.

Who the hell decided they can lump all of those people into just one group? It sounds awfully damn racist to me.

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (N/gDA)

62 Thank God there are still some brave people within these corporate entities willing to risk their livelihood to inform the rest of use.

Sill plenty of choices for soft drinks at the local grocery store. Buh-bye Coke.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (ch6++)

63 Therefore I am now a victim and will be anxiously awaiting my reparations check. Slav Power!

Before we can send you the money, we have to see you squat in a tracksuit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

64 I drink Perrier because that's what we elite pricks drink.

I like Bubly... It's made by pepsi

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (Zmnko)

65 The last time I bought a coke I used it to clean my battery.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (03n3v)

66 Whitey Cola. Drink it because it's superior, bitches.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (ZSrej)

67 How about a Fresca?!
Posted by: Judge Smails at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (ejd/p)


Coke owned anything. Tab, Fresca, Sprite, Hitler's favorite - Fanta...

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (46GDR)

68
"Sure it didn't increase sales, but it did get us an award."
-Marketing


I have no talent for sales but I have quite a bit of respect for sales people. Marketing, on the other hand, doesn't strike me as either wearing out shoe leather or making calls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (mht8P)

69 I demand reparations for the Norman invasion of 1066.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (MsyYo)

70 61
Fvck this stuff. There is no such thing as a 'white' person. I've been running some genealogy reports and what I see are people with incredible combinations of ancestors who come from the Netherlands, Poland, Scotland, Great Britain, Poland, Russia, Brazil, Venezuela, Spain, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Germany, France, etc. etc etc.

Who the hell decided they can lump all of those people into just one group? It sounds awfully damn racist to me.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (N/gDA)

Well they told the Mexicans and Cubans they were one big happy Hispanic family. And then there's the hot new fad of MENA.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (Zm+LZ)

71 Bai water for me. Madagascar coconut's my favorite.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (Bmy3R)

72 - break with apathy

Hmmm.

Posted by: Jan. 6 protesters fired and shunned for not being apathetic at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (h5TKJ)

73 33 F all you white people. I recently learned that Slavic people are people of color according to some university in OR. Therefore I am now a victim and will be anxiously awaiting my reparations check. Slav Power!
Posted by: Tropical Lutefisk at February 22, 2021 02:39 PM (/SaL2)

-----------------------

They probably just assumed 'Slavic' meant 'descended from slaves'

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (CAJOC)

74 I like how their "be less certain" rule doesn't apply to them. They're very certain of their high and mighty non-whitey-ness.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (5vzO2)

75 Dr Karlyn came out of the knitting wars (Ravelry). She's been involved with the Walkaway movement too. seems to be a nice person for the most part.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (5HBd1)

76 I like Bubly... It's made by pepsi
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (Zmnko)


I also like Barq's root beer, which is bottled by Coke but is still owned by the Barq family. Luckily, I'm getting too fat to drink much of it.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (/BlEx)

77 I drink Perrier because that's what we elite pricks drink.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM


I don't like to drink water from someone else's faucet.

Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (DzhEB)

78 I'm wondering if Coke will dick around with its IRS forms.

Math is racist and they want their accountants to be less white, right?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (FMoYW)

79 Jesus ever lovin' Lord...that commercial is utterly sickening. The glorification of mental illness, the social engineering for the world to accept this madness as normal...it's bizarre and sad in ways I never thought I'd see.

Oh, and incidentally, I am not a pop drinker. But when we go to restaurants, I usually get a Diet Coke just to quench my thirst. This past Saturday, I got a water with lemon, after asking if all they had were Coke products. I'll never drink another. And that can be taken to the bank.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (O+I8R)

80 I drink Perrier because that's what we elite pricks drink.
Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM


Remember, if you want to blend in when you visit Austin, the elitist pricks drink Topo Chico.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (ejd/p)

81 Corporate management are all brain damaged children who have been miseducated in the universities of today.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (lgiXo)

82 They should re-hire Bill Cosby to endorse them.

He's Black.

Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (++wBw)

83 I converted to sweet tea a year ago. Never looked back.

Decided to try a Coca Cola a couple of weeks ago and, no joke, it tasted like an industrial chemical. No soda pop for me ever again.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (Ve//x)

84 Let me know when I can blame THE MAN!!! for all my problems. Then I'll know it's Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (3bJNq)

85 That Coke will not answer directly if that video was part of a required program answers that question, doesn't it?


Speaking of Soda Stream, I love mine and use it all the time. And every time I do, I smile, because it's Israeli. Take that, woke bitches!

I haven't tried the Ralph's, is there a certain flavor you like best?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)

86 white supremacy

climate change

free elections

what else can we heap on this pile of "does not exist" ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (6iURM)

87 I am also a quarter Slavik.

REPARATIONS!!!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (FMoYW)

88 Using coke products is the height of white priviledge. I'll be less white from now on.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (aQl+s)

89
I have been victimized by centuries of systematic sinistrophobia. As a proud left-handed person, I demand respect! And reparations!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (mht8P)

90 Coca-Cola owns a lot of other drink brands.

tinyurl.com/8zan3anq

Goes to Wikipedia

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (LsplE)

91 Make 7

Up Yours.

https://youtu.be/QIICQemjmNc?t=4

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Out: Out and out racism.

In: Out and out racism.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (Zz0t1


Thread winner.

Posted by: LASue, now known as Leslie ( at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

93 Cadbury vs Coke in the 2021 woke Olympics.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (VBaD9)

94 Demand for actual racism was so high, and supply so low, that suppliers turned to increasingly aggressive ways to produce racism.

Posted by: Revenant at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (//ATM)

95 it's because they don't get hurt by being left

if you want coke to pander to you, you have to inflict punishment on them when they dont

All this really shows is that we have no infrastructure. We are 50 years behind. All 'politics' on our side should be: Getting people installed as tastemakers, and then make the taste.

We are focused on shit that does not matter. Who cares who controls the senate? Culture dictates politics. We need to win the culture. You win the culture by taking over the cultural institutions, you win the culture by making it painful not to join.

The 'right' needs a billionaire or two to start funding parallel institutions, cultural institutions, and then maybe after a generation or two we can focus on politics.

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (bhPL1)

96 Bai water for me. Madagascar coconut's my favorite.

--

I like Bai, too. Usually grab one when I'm hanging around the pool in the summer. I like the Bolivian Black Cherry.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (O+I8R)

97 I realy like that fizzy flavored water, but ice tea was my all time favorite, I could drink that stuff until my mouth was all acid etched and dry as a bone in the Mojave. Can't take the caffeine any more these days.

So I mostly drink super cold water from a filter pitcher. Costs like 2 cents a pitcher full.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

98 Race hustlers gonna hustle.

This kind of shit happens in my neck of corporate America all the time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (ifmtJ)

99
So when do the Irish start demanding reparations from the English?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (mht8P)

100 Who the hell decided they can lump all of those people into just one group? It sounds awfully damn racist to me.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (N/gDA)
++++
Because post modernism. PoMo philosophy and its pseudo-scientific offshoots like Critical Theory are incredibly group-centric, and the first thing you have to do is define your groups. This is because PoMo philosophy and its hellspawn are all derived from Marxism. It's non-economic communism at its core.

It is much easier to understand PoMo philosophy if you have a passing understanding of Marxism. In Marxism, it is all about the inherent conflict and need to disrupt existing relations between the Bourgeoisie and the Proletariat. In PoMo, it's all about the inherent conflict and need to disrupt existing relations between the Oppressor and the Oppressed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (UZVEt)

101 They should re-hire Bill Cosby to endorse them.

He's Black.
Posted by: garrett at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (++wBw)


Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Who the hell decided they can lump all of those people into just one group? It sounds awfully damn racist to me.

Fun Fact: There are more genetic difference between siblings than between the so-called "races".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (C+evo)

103 If Coke is racist, RC Cola must be the official soda of the KKK.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (Bmy3R)

104 Whistle-Blower Reveals That Alleged "Anti-Racist" Training Is Incredibly Racist, Telling White People to "Try To Be Less White"

*buys 40-oz. malt*
*impregnates girlfriend*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


*buys Courvoisier*
*impregnates YOUR girlfriend*

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (yT7Mu)

105 I don't like to drink water from someone else's faucet.
Posted by: huerfano, culturally appropriating at February 22, 2021 02:43 PM (DzhEB)


I just know there are some French bastards pissing into Source Perrier, knowing some elite U.S. prick will be drinking it.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:46 PM (/BlEx)

106 Someone posted this the other day and I saved it: The best question to ask the "teacher" at these "events":


Why do you believe intentional discrimination is needed to fix racism?

Posted by: LASue, now known as Leslie ( at February 22, 2021 02:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

107 There is a whole list of very white products out there.

Fanta, Minute Maid, Dasani, Schweppes are all extremely white.

Be less white. Avoid all Coke products.

Posted by: fluffy at February 22, 2021 02:46 PM (P50vJ)

108 Is it racist to note that a lot of non-whites really wish to live in "good ol' racist and run by whitey America?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2021 02:46 PM (FMoYW)

109 >>The department was forced to go through sensitivity training with a raging leftist racist black professor, who basically called us all racists for three hours. It took the guy maybe ten minutes until we all started playing with our cellphones.

Heh.
Years ago I had to take a day long diversity training when I worked at an international company where at least 50% of employees were not American. This was in DC, and the class was exclusively about black/white diversity and inclusion. It was a riot watching colleagues from Ireland, Dubai, Mexico, South Africa, etc. react to the material. Like the worst prejudice and minsunderstandings could be between an urban person vs. suburban person, really??

Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2021 02:46 PM (bDqIh)

110
It is much easier to understand PoMo philosophy if you have a passing understanding of Marxism. In Marxism, it is all about the inherent conflict and need to disrupt existing relations between the Bourgeoisie and the Proletariat. In PoMo, it's all about the inherent conflict and need to disrupt existing relations between the Oppressor and the Oppressed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM (UZVEt)

So sort of a distilled Marxism for the elite.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (Zm+LZ)

111 Coke mostly poisons poor Black people with their unhealthy product. It leads to higher rates of heart disease and diabetes. It makes sense they want to get rid of Whitey.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (ZSrej)

112 In the second slide, the one titled "To Be Less White Is To:" the first seven items are not the characteristics of all white people in the US. They ARE the characteristics of all KARENs, all politicians, everyone in Big Media, all union officials, and many more identifiable groups. Regardless of race, color, creed, sex, and religion.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (AMIL/)

113 Terminator Dark Fate was...okay.

Two competing storylines that never really mesh despite the fact that the two central characters of these two storylines are together through most of the film. But it's less mind numbingly stupid than Genisys and more competently made than Salvation.

Price was right at Free.99, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (NWM+b)

114 Because post modernism.

Whatever happened to the foundational belief of post modernism: Your truth is your truth, and my truth is mine.

Weren't they against absolutism?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (C+evo)

115 Decided to try a Coca Cola a couple of weeks ago and, no joke, it tasted like an industrial chemical. No soda pop for me ever again.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (Ve//x)

I'm probably the healthiest person on this blog

and I only drink gin, coffee and the occasional Hermitage

not together, mind you

I'm not a heathen

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (6iURM)

116 So I mostly drink super cold water from a filter pitcher. Costs like 2 cents a pitcher full.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 02:45 PM


Yep. Tap water, filter pitcher.

And gin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (ejd/p)

117 Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!
Posted by: Eddie Murphy


Eddie had kids and is now rejecting all his old work as sexist, mean, and bigoted. He's Mr Woke nonads now.

So when do the Irish start demanding reparations from the English?

When do they STOP?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

118 *sits back and watches the Horde with amusement*

Posted by: SMH at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (RU4sa)

119 RC Cola and a Moon Pie. And pimento cheese spread.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (I58tH)

120 "Try to be less white"
-Coke

Fine. Tell me whose lead I should follow:

a. Eminem
b. Elizabeth Warren
c. Rachel Dolezal
d. Ralph Northam

?

Posted by: fringe at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (Ow4GS)

121 That Coke will not answer directly if that video was part of a required program answers that question, doesn't it? ...
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 02:44 PM (GbPPJ)
++++
They answered it, but couched it according to the principles of corporatespeak:
Coca-Cola spokesperson confirmed that the course is "part of a learning plan to help build an inclusive workplace," but also noted that "the video circulating on social media is from a publicly available LinkedIn Learning series and is not a focus of our company's curriculum."

So yeah. It's officially part of the program, but don't worrk because it isn't central to the curriculum. Central or not, if it is in the curriculum at all then it is ample evidence of the company's internal evil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (UZVEt)

122 I mentioned this to Hubbymayhem and the boy spawn. Both said no more. The boy is seeking out RC Cola. Hubbymayhem says he will drink Dr Pepper, sweet tea or water. I always drink water or sweet tea. Only occasionally drink a soda, which was usually Coke or Dr Pepper or root beer. Coke is off the menu for us.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (Vxu+H)

123 The CEO of a company I worked for many years ago was into all sorts of "new age" management practices. He was famous for what us employee called "bringing home strays". One bunch of strays he brought home were former Coca Cola HR types pitching ambiguous "knowledge systems" and other crap. None of it was race based, but absolutely looney tunes.

So if anything Coca Cola is consistent.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (N39Ws)

124 Jeebus, AMC is rocking today. Up 12%.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (/MaDp)

125 Moon pies are racist.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (Bmy3R)

126 Guess they'll be firing the polar bears and hiring black bears?

Posted by: pahound at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (uF/xP)

127 Also, a black woman invented Coca-Cola.

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (qu1Mj)

128 >>>Demand for actual racism was so high, and supply so low, that suppliers turned to increasingly aggressive ways to produce racism.
Posted by: Revenant


America is such a racist country that people from all of the world risk their lives to come here. It's no non-racist, that we have to make up false racism stories - Smolett, Bubba Wallace - to prove how racist whites are. Or something.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (qoNQ/)

129 Oh well...

Welcome to the New Coke.

Not same as the old Coke.

Just woke.

Go Broke.

Posted by: jdubya_mesa_AZ at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (FQ2t6)

130 118 *sits back and watches the Horde with amusement*
Posted by: SMH at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (RU4sa)

How very white of you.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (Zm+LZ)

131 On a professional level I have never seen "white solidarity", it's sort of carpe diem for me, and "deal with it" for everyone else. White women are always tough on white women, especially those younger than them. There is no solidarity, at best it can be "you scratch my back, or I'll scratch your eyes out"

Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (ONvIw)

132 Terminator Dark Fate was...okay

The combat scenes were terrible, very poorly done and without energy or innovation. Cameron is a knucklehead but he does terrific action sequences. These were lame and forgettable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

133 68 I have no talent for sales but I have quite a bit of respect for sales people. Marketing, on the other hand, doesn't strike me as either wearing out shoe leather or making calls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM (mht8P)


At the risk of coming off as a bit sexist, it amuses me that each of those oldschool Don Draper ad-man types got replaced by about 40 members of the corporate marketing harem...and they're notably less effective at getting people to want to buy their stuff.

Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (zcf1k)

134 119 RC Cola and a Moon Pie. And pimento cheese spread.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (I58tH)

You gonna be here when John gets here?

Posted by: fringe at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Ow4GS)

135 I made a decision at the end of the year to drink more water less cokes. A couple of other minor diet changes as well. I'm down 12 lbs and it's staying off. I don't really miss them.

After reading about my fave Messican Coke going to corn syrup, that just sealed the deal.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (jvt6t)

136 I have some blue ice drink "huggies", even though I don't drink Coke products (or any soda). .. I used them for beer, will have to tear off the Coke part, or cover it with some MAGA drink wraps.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Cus5s)

137 I don't drink soda as a general rule but I will be avoiding Coca-Cola products like leprosy now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (nakwk)

138 I'm certain that rich, elitist French pricks drink Vernor's.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (/BlEx)

139 Who the hell decided they can lump all of those people into just one group? It sounds awfully damn racist to me.

***

Exactly. Don't be confusing us Danes with those filthy Swedes! Or the Italians with the Poles. Or the Cubans with the Mexicans. Or the French with the Russians. Or even the Cambridge brits with the Liverpudlians. And goodness, don't confuse the Japanese with the Koreans, or the Chinese with the Vietnamese.



Posted by: LASue, now known as Leslie ( at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

140 83 I converted to sweet tea a year ago.
meh. tea just takes like wet leaves to me.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (sGtp+)

141 Cheerwine is da bomb!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (yT7Mu)

142 Ace, glad to see you're cutting back on your drug habit.

(Coke, e.g. carbonated water with a ton of sugar or sugar-related sweetener, is a drug; I'm *not* talking about real coke, you know, the stuff that's used in smelting iron. ; - > Heh.)

Cut out ALL the carbonated crap. Your over-40 body will thank you for it. My over-50 body does. AND, side benefit, I ain't supporting a racist company whose sole purpose in life is to poison people. Now, I'm not saying that sugared sodas should be DEA schedule 1 like marijuana (and unlike cocaine, morphine, and methamphetamine which are, BION, schedule 2). You know what, yes I am. That stuff makes you fat, diabetic, lazy, stupid, and then *I* have to contribute to paying for all your health problems because you chose to put poison in your body long after you knew what it was doing to you.

Man, I could really go for some medium-rare tri tip and a glass of petite sirah.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (KAi1n)

143 Posted by: Lizzy at February 22, 2021 02:46 PM (bDqIh)


I love the 'channel's on Amazon Prime Video.

Out of 20, 5 of them will be black... but no Hispanic, no Chinese, maybe one from India with Bollywood movies...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (oHd/0)

144 I'm going to show that I'm not racist by having a cigar now.

It's an oscuro wrapper. As less-white as I can get there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (Ve//x)

145 There is a whole list of very white products out there.

Fanta, Minute Maid, Dasani, Schweppes are all extremely white.


I thought the "white culture" was all about Fortified Water and lightly flavored, unsweetened fizzy water.

Syrup drinks are just liquid candy bars to be avoided.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (C+evo)

146 I guess we wouldn't hear Three Dog Night's "Black and White" being played anywhere at Coke HQ. Best to turn your radios off if you work there and are turning into the parking lot.

n a related note, I'm doing my part for Black History Month. I've been listening to more Barry White and James Brown this month on SiriusXM. Just so my corporate betters are aware that I'm a good comra..., er, consumer.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (ch6++)

147 >>>This was in DC, and the class was exclusively about black/white diversity and inclusion. It was a riot watching colleagues from Ireland, Dubai, Mexico, South Africa, etc. react to the material. Like the worst prejudice and minsunderstandings could be between an urban person vs. suburban person, really??
Posted by: Lizzy

Still amazes me that the bosses think we get something out of these obviously ridiculous seminars.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (qoNQ/)

148 Another moron pointed it out in an earlier thread, but white = Western Civilization

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (qu1Mj)

149 So sort of a distilled Marxism for the elite.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (Zm+LZ)
++++
Not exactly. it's more decoupled (because it isn't an economic theory, which Marxim is) and therefore generalized. The failure of Marxism directly resulted in the creation of this crap, as the communists recast the theories underpinning Marxism as an economic system into general terms so that it could underpin *everything.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (UZVEt)

150
My baby ain't got much money, but her snatch now it tastes like honey, cuz she uses that, coca cola douche

Posted by: Fugs life at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (bu5Do)

151 After the initial insult, it becomes an annoyance, then numbness. It would be like the harping, nagging wife. At some point the husband just blocks it all out, doesn't hear it any more.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (ZE5eB)

152 Little Debbies must immediately be rebranded as Little Laquishas. And drop the Zebra Cakes. You know why.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (Bmy3R)

153 I'd like to teach the whites to swing --
In perfect harmony ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (wsx8x)

154 LOOK TO THE COOKIE, ELAINE!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at February 22, 2021 02:50 PM (qoNQ/)

155 Yo i'm noking bak a fotee n been les white

Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (+AASJ)

156 Coca-Cola spokesperson confirmed that the course is "part of a learning plan to help build an inclusive workplace...

--

I'd love to hear some examples of what constituted a non-inclusive workplace within the halls of working at Coke. I'll bet there weren't any to speak of. Unless you're counting a hostile environment for whitey, which doesn't count.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (O+I8R)

157 "Microaggressions" remind us that it's so bad in America you have to search for something most people can't see in order to be offended.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (FMoYW)

158 I knew a doctor who swore that carbonated drinks were damaging to your skeleton, and that people drinking so much of it are paying for it in their later years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

159 139 Who the hell decided they can lump all of those people into just one group? It sounds awfully damn racist to me.

***

Exactly. Don't be confusing us Danes with those filthy Swedes! Or the Italians with the Poles. Or the Cubans with the Mexicans. Or the French with the Russians. Or even the Cambridge brits with the Liverpudlians. And goodness, don't confuse the Japanese with the Koreans, or the Chinese with the Vietnamese.

Posted by: LASue, now known as Leslie ( at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

People, people! Can't we all just agree to hate each other?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (Zm+LZ)

160


The department was forced to go through sensitivity training with a raging leftist racist black professor, who basically called us all racists for three hours. It took the guy maybe ten minutes until we all started playing with our cellphones.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp



Way to be less white! Good job!

Posted by: imp at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (SFOr6)

161 - break with white solidarity.

Try saying that about/to any other race and see the reaction.

Remember when Martin Luther King Jr. dreamed of a world where you wouldn't judge a man's character by the color of his skin? Somehow we blew right by that, and now if you don't judge a man's character by the color of his skin you're a racist.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (46GDR)

162 Reason 731 I want nothing to do with working in corporate America ever again.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (VBaD9)

163 110 Red Turban,
It is all window dressing for a reinstitution of feudalism with the vanguard of the proletariat (or the woke using cultural Marxism) to put a permanent ruling class on top of society using force and coercion.

Posted by: whig at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (pO7gM)

164 I have no talent for sales but I have quite a bit of respect for sales people. Marketing, on the other hand, doesn't strike me as either wearing out shoe leather or making calls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2021 02:42 PM


I love the way Dilbert treated marketing.

"Welcome to marketing, there's a two drink minimum."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (ejd/p)

165 Little Debbies must immediately be rebranded as Little Laquishas. And drop the Zebra Cakes. You know why.

Posted by: Guy Smiley


Zebra cakes are half black. WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (yT7Mu)

166 138 I'm certain that rich, elitist French pricks drink Vernor's.
Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (/BlEx)
LOL. I used to love it when I was in MI, you can't find it in NJ, you can't even get faygo anymore.

Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (ONvIw)

167 Dr Pepper was named after a sassy black woman

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (qu1Mj)

168 Posted by: LASue, now known as Leslie ( at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

Hell, they are still having what is essentially Tribal Conflicts in Africa.

Yeah, they are now in different countries and religions, but its really Tribal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (oHd/0)

169 So if I'm white, I'm a racist.
If I try to act less white, I'm a cultural appropriator.

Can I just sniff glue instead of making hard choices like these?

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (kQBSd)

170 132 Terminator Dark Fate was...okay

The combat scenes were terrible, very poorly done and without energy or innovation. Cameron is a knucklehead but he does terrific action sequences. These were lame and forgettable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Cameron produced it, but Tim Miller (Deadpool) directed it.

The action scenes during the day were pretty good. The stuff at night is kind of just hard to see.

Interesting ideas sprinkled here and there, but it would have been better just treating this as a full reboot instead of a sequel. The focus on Sarah and Carl (I kinda like Carl) robbed the main character, Dani, of the kind of time she needed to really grow the amount they wanted her to. Also, she wasn't that well cast, especially in the future scene where she's supposed to be so badass but looks like a little girl with a bad haircut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (NWM+b)

171 Jeebus, AMC is rocking today. Up 12%.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (/MaDp)

What is AMC?

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Leslie (Les) White at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

172 >>>After the initial insult, it becomes an annoyance, then numbness. It would be like the harping, nagging wife. At some point the husband just blocks it all out, doesn't hear it any more.
Posted by: washrivergal


Is it acceptable for me to be racist against leftist a-holes?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (qoNQ/)

173 Off Seinfeld sock.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (qoNQ/)

174 From a historical perspective, wouldn't it benefit Coke, and all of their employees, to learn to act more white? After all, who is obviously the most successful?Besides, I'd like as much help as I can get carrying the White Man's burden!

Posted by: Dastardly Dan at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (W2D0d)

175 127 Also, a black woman invented Coca-Cola.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (qu1Mj)

Coincidently, the black woman who single handedly designed the Boeing 747 drank a lot of Coke while doing it.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (/BlEx)

176 Coca-Cola spokesperson confirmed that the course is "part of a learning plan to help build an inclusive workplace...


They could save themselves a whole bunch of money and just order their employees to attend a Protestant church.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (C+evo)

177 Who the hell decided they can lump all of those people into just one group? It sounds awfully damn racist to me.
Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 02:41 PM (N/gDA)

Both my sister and my daughter are into genealogy and have had separate DNA testing done, proving our family is a Heinz 57 mix of just about everything: German, Scots-Irish, Native American (Wyandotte), African (modern-day Nigeria), and Jewish. This notion that fair-skinned Americans are a homogenous, monolithic 'White' is absurd.

Posted by: troyriser at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (BC3Yf)

178 "Our Better Together global learning curriculum is part of a learning plan to help build an inclusive workplace," the spokesperson said in a statement.

So Coca Cola self-admittedly has been running a non-inclusive - e.g. discriminatory - work place. How have they been getting away with that for these past couple decades? When the activists all yell about "structural racism" are they yelling about Coca Cola? Who knew?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (YPZzQ)

179 Diversity and Inclusiveness training used to be mostly common sense and often stupid at times. This current brand is weapons grade stuff; reminds me of the blasting cap commercials as a kid (were they really lying around randomly?). Don't touch this stuff.

Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (QZ/dC)

180 "by age 3 to 4, children understand that it is better to be white"

Wait, do the SJW's consider this good or bad? I thought one of their big things was to force everyone to accept that white people are 'privileged' and have it easy?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (aex00)

181 Zebra cakes are half black. WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (yT7Mu)

Exactly. I am outrageously outraged.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (Bmy3R)

182 I'm thinking this will all go away when coke rolls out a new brand of malt liquor.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (03n3v)

183 Though they do claim the video floating around is not specifically from Coke's presentation.
--------------

And what in the released presentation do they disagree with?

Anyone thought of asking them or nah bruh.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (jBRLB)

184 >>>Can I just sniff glue instead of making hard choices like these?
Posted by: Joey Biden


It'll help if you put glue in your hair as well.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (qoNQ/)

185 Whiskey neat > any whiskey with coke/soda in it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (N39Ws)

186 I'm certain that rich, elitist French pricks drink Vernor's.

--

Blenheim's knocks Vernor's out of the park. You want potent Ginger Ale? Get some Blenheim's.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (O+I8R)

187 If I can't be myself, they're telling me I have to be someone else.

That's FORCED CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

188 if you ever hear someone blaming Whites for everything, tell him "You remind me of Hitler talking about the Jews"

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (4a9Vv)

189 If you drink Coke, then you ain't white.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (jBRLB)

190 Is Paint It Black by The Stones good because not white or bad because reasons?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (lgiXo)

191 How very white of you.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

---

I am half & half, so it stands to reason.

Posted by: SMH at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (RU4sa)

192 What is AMC?

Think of the Gremlin and the Pacer.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (C+evo)

193 So to be "less white" they're urging people to be "less ignorant?"

Really?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2021 02:53 PM (iDxGz)

194 Fanta was developed by Coca Cola Germany in the 1930s when the US put an embargo on Coca Cola syrup exports to Germany.It was formulated to use waste (rinds, seeds) from oranges being processed into concentrate.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (I58tH)

195 Whatever happened to the foundational belief of post modernism: Your truth is your truth, and my truth is mine.

Weren't they against absolutism?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 02:47 PM (C+evo)
++++
Only sort of. At it's core, the major discovery in Post Modernism is "there are infinite ways to interpret the world." This is true. Where it goes off the rails and enters the realm of unfettered evil, though, is that it refuses to acknowledge that some are better than others and more importantly it fails to acknowledge that while infinite interpretations exist, only a finite number of those interpretations will be survivable.

PoMo underpins all this Critical Theory crap and most of the rest of the evil philosophies and practices running about because of these abject failures in the realm of valuation and survivability. It's for mental children and those who want to put one over on you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (UZVEt)

196 Come to think of it, Coke has been fairly racist itself in its own advertising for Sprite. For more than a decade (perhaps two?), I don't think I've ever seen anyone other than a black person depicted as a consumer of it.

Really, a black person would only drink a clear liquid? Clearly racist stereotyping.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (ch6++)

197 This would disappear quickly, if we dropped the pretense that only whites can be racist. Demonizing people based on skin color is classic racism.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (5HBd1)

198 >>>Way to be less white! Good job!
Posted by: imp


*takes a bow, flashes peace sign*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (qoNQ/)

199 The thing I appreciate most about the Fake Biden Presidency is all the Unity.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (jBRLB)

200 192 What is AMC?

Think of the Gremlin and the Pacer.

And the Eagle - an SUV ahead of its time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (Bmy3R)

201 I don't buy or drink a lot of pop, but Coke is on my permanent "don't buy or consume" list.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (TdMsT)

202 184 >>>Can I just sniff glue instead of making hard choices like these?
Posted by: Joey Biden


Aylmers is white.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (lgiXo)

203 What is AMC?
Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Leslie (Les) White at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)


Allinclusive Multiracial Corp

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (6iURM)

204 I guess we wouldn't hear Three Dog Night's "Black and White" being played anywhere at Coke HQ. Best to turn your radios off if you work there and are turning into the parking lot.

Or Wonder/McCartney Ebony & Ivory can just get changed to "Ebony & Ebony". And cut out all those flat notes. Racist.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (46GDR)

205 I'm thinking this will all go away when coke rolls out a new brand of malt liquor.

... or red pop.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (C+evo)

206 What is AMC?

Think of the Gremlin and the Pacer.
Posted by: Reuben Hick


Ima be first in line for a Rambler!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (yT7Mu)

207 They may have a point, 70 percent of the U.S. is still white and say half of those are woke idiots. That means there's probable around 120 million white people in the U.S. that are just the worst.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (qH6FZ)

208 Jeebus, AMC is rocking today. Up 12%.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (/MaDp)

What is AMC?
Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Leslie (Les) White at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

Movie Theater Chain.
Also a meme stock for Wall Street Bets

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (ifmtJ)

209 171 Jeebus, AMC is rocking today. Up 12%.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2021 02:48 PM (/MaDp)

What is AMC?
The Theater Chain that Wall Street Bets is hodling. Seems the short squeeze is starting to work.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (/MaDp)

210 Two words: Faygo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (yQpMk)

211 That 2019 commercial moved the Overton Window just a nudge. And don't they all.

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (rkX5O)

212 Elemer's glue is def racist

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 02:56 PM (6iURM)

213 Related: My wife notes the Virginny legislature just passed a new law requiring teachers to go through "cultural competency" training and testing in order to get or renew their licenses. You can guess what kind of ideological purity will be involved in that.

She had been planning to retire in three or four years. Now she wants to retire yesterday.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 22, 2021 02:56 PM (dfRN6)

214 And the Eagle - an SUV ahead of its time.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Yes. Four wheel drive. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 02:56 PM (yT7Mu)

215 According to the woman who broke the story (heard her interviewed on Glenn Beck's radio show this morning), the whistleblower is not white

Just like MLK Jr. needed the support of many whites to succeed, many non-whites speaking out can stop this shit.

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2021 02:56 PM (wsx8x)

216 Ugh we have our own sh*t like this coming down the pipe. Honestly I don't know what to expect. My company is left of center but usually moderate. They talked about Trump policies in a non hysterical way. Usually citing the pros for our industry. On the other hand they never brought up the crap Obama tried to force on us.

Posted by: Mishdog at February 22, 2021 02:56 PM (cqAUI)

217 Exactly my thoughts, Candace O. If I worked at a company that thought I needed to take that fucking training course, I sue the piss out of them.

Posted by: sidney at February 22, 2021 02:56 PM (+fjIe)

218 So, can I expect the next trunk of Coke product to be driven by a man in "black face" ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (3aI0K)

219 Create a problem, violent racism and identity politics. Implement a solution, communism to hold everyone together. I mean, it worked for Yugoslavia right?

Posted by: JC1974 at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (un/OS)

220 As a kid, I always hated Coke and Pepsi anyway. Way, waaay better was Orange Crush, Grape Crush, or Tahitian Treat.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (O+I8R)

221 Dammit, now I want a grape Faygo.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (GbPPJ)

222

Way to dispel the prejudicial tropes that "being black" means to be shiftless, lazy, cognitively unfocused, and morally lackadaisical.

Posted by: imp at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (SFOr6)

223 I drink Perrier because that's what we elite pricks drink use to wash out the semen taste.



Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: johnd01 at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (ukNFU)

224 In addition to the Coca-Cola brands, our portfolio includes some of the world's most valuable beverage brands, including:

Costa Coffee, Dasani waters, Del Valle juices and nectars, Fairlife, Fanta, Fresca, Fuze Tea, Georgia coffee, Gold Peak teas and coffees, Honest Tea, ILOHAS, innocent smoothies and juices, Minute Maid juices, Powerade sports drinks, Simply juices, Schweppes, smartwater, Sprite, Topo Chico, vitaminwater

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (jBRLB)

225 Just like MLK Jr. needed the support of many whites to succeed, many non-whites speaking out can stop this shit.
Posted by: ShainS

---

We're doing our damnedest, but not too many of us.

Posted by: SMH at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (RU4sa)

226
What is AMC?
Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Leslie (Les) White at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM (Ed8Zd)


American Motor Cars.

They made classics such as the Javlin and the AMX.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Hell, they are still having what is essentially Tribal Conflicts in Africa.

Yeah, they are now in different countries and religions, but its really Tribal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (oHd/0)

To Hollywood, all black actors are fungible, which seems VERY racist to me. TV and commercials have Nigerian -Americans supposedly having kids that are Somali-American or Ethipian-American or Zulu-American. Not possible, but I guess blacks all look alike to them.

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Leslie (Les) White at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

228 it's because they don't get hurt by being left
if you want coke to pander to you, you have to inflict punishment on them when they dont
All this really shows is that we have no infrastructure. We are 50 years behind.----

We're fifty years too old, truth be told.
These Wokester are 35 or younger, all indoctrinated at great expense in the LeftWing labs called Universities.
Like all credulous youth, they were more than happy to gain "received wisdom" from their profs. Why would people lie to them?

Now? They're the motherfuckers in the brown shirts and arm bands singing The Future belong to Me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (z79tQ)

229 This would disappear quickly, if we dropped the pretense that only whites can be racist. Demonizing people based on skin color is classic racism.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (5HBd1)
++++
That isn't a pretense, it's carefully calculated and constructed social theory based on Marxism. It has had eye-watering sums of money and mental energy put into it. To come to the conclusion you want (which is the obvious one, of course), you can't just throw out the "only whites can be racist" piece. You have to throw out the *entirety* of Critical Theory and most of its philosophical underpinnings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (UZVEt)

230 My corporate friends have really helped my family hit our savings goals. Every time a member of NPC Inc open their mouth, we realize there's another product we've been buying that we can live without.

Having said that, this one doesn't do much for me, as I've never been a fan of Coca Cola's shit-colored tooth decay in a can.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (GMNZO)

231 How sad this all is. Even if Trump got a second term, this stuff was all still on the horizon.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (6/LtX)

232 214 And the Eagle - an SUV ahead of its time.
Posted by: Guy Smiley


I beg your fucking pardon

Posted by: IH SCOUT at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (6iURM)

233 At it's core, the major discovery in Post Modernism is "there are infinite ways to interpret the world."

Ergo, the death of the meta narrative. Great; leads to Nietzsche and nihilism, in that "truth" arises from the most violent.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (C+evo)

234 186 I don't drink much pop, but I came across some Vernors awhile back. They have toned it down quite a bit. Had some Jamaican Ginger Beer last time I was in Erie PA, and it still has a bite.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (I58tH)

235 Drinking Coke is totes racist.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (/MaDp)

236 shasta soda was incredible...all the flavors

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (CqHIp)

237 Because I don't drink soda or pop much anymore anyway, those sugary drink taxes certainly have a new appeal to me based on this news and just beg for some passionate advocates. Plus, I can feel good about myself: I'm saving lives. I am an hero.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (hKi6n)

238 Dammit, now I want a grape Faygo.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (GbPPJ)


I'm picturing you at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (jOcSX)

239 I am a bit bemused by people who cannot believe that leftists do not care about following their own rules. Those rules are for the unwoke, not the woke and it was ever thus of every oligarchy/aristocracy.

Posted by: whig at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (pO7gM)

240 In addition to the Coca-Cola brands, our portfolio includes some of the world's most valuable beverage brands, including:

Costa Coffee, Dasani waters, Del Valle juices and nectars, Fairlife, Fanta, Fresca, Fuze Tea, Georgia coffee, Gold Peak teas and coffees, Honest Tea, ILOHAS, innocent smoothies and juices, Minute Maid juices, Powerade sports drinks, Simply juices, Schweppes, smartwater, Sprite, Topo Chico, vitaminwater
Posted by: ...

Coincidentally, I buy none of those. I'll give them up anyway.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (Rvt88)

241 Coke seems more Canadian every day.

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (rkX5O)

242 Ebony and Ivory - god Stevie Wonder went through a rough patch there if you include "I just called to say I love you".

Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (QZ/dC)

243 American Motor Cars.

They made classics such as the Javlin and the AMX.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

and the Pacer. Bubble gum machine on wheels

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (z79tQ)

244 Isn't Coke run by a dot, not feather Indian? Those folks are the fourth most racist group on the planet after the Japs, Chinks and Fish Heads.

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (gmo/4)

245 230 My corporate friends have really helped my family hit our savings goals. Every time a member of NPC Inc open their mouth, we realize there's another product we've been buying that we can live without.

Having said that, this one doesn't do much for me, as I've never been a fan of Coca Cola's shit-colored tooth decay in a can.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (GMNZO)

We'll be the monks and techpriests of the future.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

246 And the Eagle - an SUV ahead of its time.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (Bmy3R)


The Javelin was kind of cool. A high school friend's dad worked in marketing for AMC, so they always had the latest AMC, and swapped them out every few months. The Matador and the Pacer were 2 of the weirdest damned cars ever made. There were some truly bizarre design choices made on those things. I still marvel at the Pacer's door interiors, and how they actually got a green light.

To be fair, if they had let the Pacer get/keep everything it was supposed to, things might have gone very differently.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (46GDR)

247 So we vaccinate everyone, and kill off billions.
Then we convince kids to self sterilize.

We convince women that men are the enemy and for reals make women the enemy of men in the domestic courts.
We convince minorities that they are being systemically cheated and encourage them to physically act out against the majority (what could possibly go wrong). We demonize oil, in one of the richest oil producing regions in the Country to the point where they convert much of their power to wind/solar and wait for them to freeze to death in the winter. We convince you that you need to eat cereal for breakfast and push carbs in the food pyramid until diabetes explodes

we got a million of them folks . . .

Posted by: Georgia guide stones at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (Hr3KD)

248
If a corporate company sent around a training kit instructing black people how to "be less black", the world would implode and lawsuits would follow.

I heard someone on the radio today say that black people have been told to "be less black" all of their lives.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

249 Am I really the first on this thread to say "No Coke - PEPSI!" ???

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (mZUr4)

250 "Microaggressions" remind us that it's so bad in America you have to search for something most people can't see in order to be offended.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2021 02:51 PM (FMoYW)

-----

And just make up shit (e.g., see all the racist/"hate crime" hoaxes).

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2021 03:00 PM (wsx8x)

251 Dammit, now I want a grape Faygo.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 02:57 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm picturing you at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (jOcSX)

Or the gathering of the Jiggleos...

I'll take my hit, go ahead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 03:00 PM (ifmtJ)

252 My boss when I was trying to sell cars was definitely not racist. Sooner or later everyone got fired, regardless of race, gender, religion or ethnicity. And that included the boss.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:00 PM (lgiXo)

253 Reminds me of Oprah. Made her billions off the backs of white housewives and then just eviscerated them when she didn't need them anymore. Same with Taylor Swift and all them hick bumpkins. And so many others. Happy to take your money before they tell you their principles.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 03:00 PM (jBRLB)

254 And the Eagle - an SUV ahead of its time.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (Bmy3R)
++++
I have said before - and I stand by it - that AMC was radically ahead of its time. Before they got snapped up by (and saved) Chrysler, they invented the modern SUV (the Grand Cherokee, which really turned around Chrysler's fortunes along with the Caravan (which was invented at Ford)) and what we now know as "crossovers."

The Eagle was the first crossover, and was about 30 years ahead of its time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 03:00 PM (UZVEt)

255 Where was there rampant voting fraud... twice? GA!

Who would have thought that Coke and CNN are both headquartered in Atlanta GA.

Posted by: AZ deplorable isolated at February 22, 2021 03:00 PM (gtatv)

256 So, can I watch hockey tonight, or not? Listen to a Bob Seger album?

This being less white thing is difficult.

Posted by: Wally at February 22, 2021 03:01 PM (vy/IR)

257 Or the gathering of the Jiggleos...

I'll take my hit, go ahead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 22, 2021 03:00 PM (ifmtJ)


You said it, not me.

I mean, I thought it, but I didn't say it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2021 03:01 PM (jOcSX)

258 A Fairlife, a Fanta, a Fresca, a Fuze Tea, a FORD FAIRLANE...

and a baby's arm, holding an apple.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:01 PM (Bmy3R)

259 Coke Polar Bears fired for being too white.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 03:01 PM (yT7Mu)

260 248

I heard someone on the radio today say that black people have been told to "be less black" all of their lives.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

By which they identify 'being black' with a variety of dysfunctional behaviors. Part of why many Africans don't have positive feelings about American blacks.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:01 PM (Zm+LZ)

261 248
If a corporate company sent around a training kit instructing black people how to "be less black", the world would implode and lawsuits would follow.

I heard someone on the radio today say that black people have been told to "be less black" all of their lives.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

==========

Only if you think that dropping out of school to pursue a career in the rap game is distinctly black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:01 PM (NWM+b)

262 I'm picturing you at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (jOcSX)


*shiftyeyes* I have no idea what you mean. *shiftyeyes*

Speaking of SodaStream, the Orange Crush water flavoring you can get for like $3 at the grocery store is awesome to use.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 03:01 PM (GbPPJ)

263 The action scenes during the day were pretty good. The stuff at night is kind of just hard to see.

All the action stuff was like a video game, where people took turns: You do your thing, with your "clever" line. OK now she steps and says a quip, then does something. Now its that person's turn. It wasn't a flowing scene ever, it was this weird staged event.

At it's core, the major discovery in Post Modernism is "there are infinite ways to interpret the world."

Which was always crap, but it felt nice to think so. Post Modernism at its core was the final rejection of absolutes and objective reality. Its emotionalism and personal godhood taken to its final conclusion: everything is just the way I feel it is, and if you feel differently, well that's true to you, mannnn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

264 I wonder how well their "racism is the problem" message would have gone down if they had started in the 70's with their true premise: "white people are the problem".

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 03:02 PM (jBRLB)

265 *shiftyeyes* I have no idea what you mean. *shiftyeyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 03:01 PM (GbPPJ)


*shakes up 2 liter bottle*

Here, put on this white t-shirt...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2021 03:02 PM (jOcSX)

266 Am I really the first on this thread to say "No Coke - PEPSI!" ???

--

Wasn't it more like "PETSI?"

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:02 PM (O+I8R)

267 They made classics such as the Javlin and the AMX.

Had a '74 Javelin AMX with the 401ci. After ripping off the smog garbage and helping it breath easier, it was hell on wheels.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 03:02 PM (C+evo)

268 253 Reminds me of Oprah. Made her billions off the backs of white housewives and then just eviscerated them when she didn't need them anymore. Same with Taylor Swift and all them hick bumpkins. And so many others. Happy to take your money before they tell you their principles.
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 03:00 PM (jBRLB)


we foresaw these events

but did you listen ??


NOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Founders at February 22, 2021 03:02 PM (6iURM)

269 So, can I watch hockey tonight, or not? Listen to a Bob Seger album?

This being less white thing is difficult.
Posted by: Wally at February 22, 2021 03:01 PM (vy/IR)

=============

Watching hockey will occur here forever! Of course, the Doof household is whiter than 2 ghosts eating marshmallows in a blizzard.

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:03 PM (mZUr4)

270 264 I wonder how well their "racism is the problem" message would have gone down if they had started in the 70's with their true premise: "white people are the problem".
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 03:02 PM (jBRLB)

Well the black panthers types and their fanbase were always there.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:03 PM (Zm+LZ)

271 Isn't Coke run by a dot, not feather Indian? Those folks are the fourth most racist group on the planet after the Japs, Chinks and Fish Heads.
Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (gmo/4)

You left us out!

Posted by: Gooks at February 22, 2021 03:03 PM (R/m4+)

272 Orange Crush, but from a glass bottle.

So, can we rail against the CEO in an effective way?

Posted by: .87c at February 22, 2021 03:03 PM (q9ZU4)

273 OBEY YOUR MASTERS!... we mean 'thirst'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:03 PM (7faTs)

274 shasta soda was incredible...all the flavors

As long as you avoided the knockoffs you were great. Orange Shasta: yum. Shasta Cola or Root Beer: vomit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

275 The boss at my first real job used to send me every day to Litwak's Delicatessen for a corned beef on rye and a cream soda.

I have one cream soda every year as a tribute.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 03:03 PM (/BlEx)

276 I don't drink pop (soda, whatever) that much. Ginger Ale now and then. So I can't boycott Coke because I don't drink it anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 22, 2021 03:04 PM (pyvi3)

277 Watching hockey while listening to The Andrews Sisters - even whiter.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:04 PM (Bmy3R)

278 Too bad I do not like Ginger Ale, this being the land of Ale8.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:04 PM (7faTs)

279

Only if you think that dropping out of school to pursue a career in the rap game is distinctly black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets


Petty crime, soundcloud rapping, and seeking youtube hits have destroyed more black lives than Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: imp at February 22, 2021 03:04 PM (SFOr6)

280 My grandparents emigrated from Slovakia. I'm in!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (qoNQ/)

I'm a complete mutt. Heaven only knows how much grievance mongering I could get away with, if I bothered to track it all down. In fact, part of me should be very angry with another part of me for passing as white.... and claiming privilege I don't have... Or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:04 PM (okGHj)

281 ... but all of the Capitol invaders now identify as 1/1024th Cherokee

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2021 03:04 PM (3aI0K)

282 and the Pacer. Bubble gum machine on wheels

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (z79tQ)

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Heard someone back in the day refer to it as a "pregnant egg" ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (wsx8x)

283 So I can't boycott Coke because I don't drink it anyway.

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Be sure to glance at the list in @224 to see all the other brands they own.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (O+I8R)

284 >>> 197 This would disappear quickly, if we dropped the pretense that only whites can be racist. Demonizing people based on skin color is classic racism.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 22, 2021 02:54 PM (5HBd1)


It would really stop if people stopped accepting 3rd parties as intermediators in their relationships. "Hey pal you want to really know what I think? Well why don't you just step up and ask me? No, those assholes don't know me, you ask me face to face." They'd find out I'm a cuddly teddy bear.

But no one does this. Which is so crazy because now more than ever, pretty much everyone can talk to everyone. It has never been easier for someone to find out what I think about them.

But no. We've accepted these intermediary racial inclusivity and diversity grifters because our insurance companies said do this or we'll up your companies rates. And the CEO thinks he'll receive 70%-80% of the already low level of blowjobs from his lib rich wife if he doesn't. And we don't complain because we need the money.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (4tN2f)

285 277 Watching hockey while listening to The Andrews Sisters - even whiter.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:04 PM (Bmy3R)

Watching bowling while listening to a Bing Crosby-Andrews Sisters collaboration tune, while on your sail boat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (7faTs)

286 You left us out!
Posted by: Gooks at February 22, 2021 03:03 PM (R/m4+)

-----------------------

mmmmmmmmm....that good gook food.........

Posted by: Mr. Kowalski to YOU! at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (jvt6t)

287 Stuff is half sugar.
Other half peels chrome off bumper hitches.

Posted by: torabora at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (Hr5P8)

288 and the Pacer. Bubble gum machine on wheels
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (z79tQ)


If I remember right driving that car you had absolutely fantastic visibility of your surroundings. You could see that 18 wheeler bearing down on you from miles away.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (0Dq5O)

289 As long as you avoided the knockoffs you were great. Orange Shasta: yum. Shasta Cola or Root Beer: vomit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

It hasta be Shasta.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (okGHj)

290 That isn't a pretense, it's carefully calculated and constructed social theory based on Marxism. It has had eye-watering sums of money and mental energy put into it. To come to the conclusion you want (which is the obvious one, of course), you can't just throw out the "only whites can be racist" piece. You have to throw out the *entirety* of Critical Theory and most of its philosophical underpinnings.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 02:58 PM (UZVEt)


Right. Since we don't have a caste system, the typical Marxist playbook of pitting classes against each other doesn't work, so they've got to go with race. And, whitey gets to be the bourgeoisie fighting against the working class/non-whites.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (46GDR)

291 >>>276 I don't drink pop (soda, whatever) that much. Ginger Ale now and then. So I can't boycott Coke because I don't drink it anyway.

that's where I have to get to. Drinking soda at my age (nearly 29) is just stupid.

i drink a lot of tea lately.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2021 03:06 PM (5+1A/)

292 My aunt had a pacer. She said it had good visibility. In orange. I think Grandma and Grandpa were worried about her driving...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:06 PM (7faTs)

293 Thankfully, Coke already lost me a few years ago when they changed Coke Zero (the greatest soft drink EVAH) into Coke Zero Sugar (yuck).

The only soda / pop I've had since is an Ale-8-One occasionally when I travel to Kentucky.

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:06 PM (mZUr4)

294 By contrast, they got Mom a Mustang ('65 iirc.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:07 PM (7faTs)

295 Hey does anyone remember Summer of 2008 when it was declared in every possible medium that "If America votes for Obama it will prove we have moved beyond race", and then America (supposedly) did it twice?

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 03:07 PM (jBRLB)

296 Those folks are the fourth most racist group on the planet after the Japs, Chinks and Fish Heads.

I'm not current on my ethnic slurs, who is represented as "fish head"?

My preferred ethnic slur is "ofay" - it has the right amount of contempt built in.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 03:07 PM (C+evo)

297 Only if you think that dropping out of school to pursue a career in the rap game is distinctly black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets

I kinda understand it

when you're 15, you think you know everything

when I dropped out of HS to sell antiques, it could of went south

I'm just a lucky fucker

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 03:07 PM (6iURM)

298 Coke is dead to me
Posted by: CN thinks Biden is greater than the Beatles IYKWIMAITYD at February 22, 2021 02:34 PM


Let's not be too hasty here.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 22, 2021 03:07 PM (DMUuz)

299 The fresca in our keto Palomas (just add tequila and a squeeze of lime in a salted rim glass) will be replaced with diet squirt.

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Leslie (Les) White at February 22, 2021 03:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

300 It's going to be funny watching corps like these hemorrhage money.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (jvt6t)

301 Congressional Democrats are targetting Comcast, AT&T, Spectrum, Dish, verizon, Cox, Altice, Roku, Amazon, Apple, Google and Hulu to deplatform speech Democrats don't like.

CTH Link: https://tinyurl.com/429cwhyx

Posted by: Revenant at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (//ATM)

302 >>>Done with this Klan Komany:

Klan Kompany

(I am guessing)

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (rkX5O)

303 i drink a lot of tea lately.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2021 03:06 PM (5+1A/)


For me it's chai tea with heavy cream, or a gallon of iced tea I have in the fridge.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (jOcSX)

304
292 My aunt had a pacer. She said it had good visibility. In orange. I think Grandma and Grandpa were worried about her driving...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:06 PM (7faTs)


From the back it looked like an aquarium on wheels.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

305 Every time someone offers me some sweet tea, I'm afraid the To Catch a Predator guy's gonna show up and ask me to have a seat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (Bmy3R)

306 And we don't complain because we need the money.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (4tN2f)


Some of us do complain. Or, more properly, we reject the premise out of hand and refuse to sit through political doctrination in the workplace. So far no repercussions, but I assume they are coming.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (okGHj)

307 259 Coke Polar Bears fired for being too white.
Posted by: rickb223


Sounds like a Babylon Bee article waiting to happen.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (LsplE)

308 RC is 99 cents for a 2-liter here in GA.

Can't find Coke or Pepsi that cheap.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (vuisn)

309 So a friend was telling me about his recent D&I class in which they showed pictures of people and they had to identify their "un-privilege". One was a picture of a guy in a wheelchair, so naturally the class went to "mobility less-abled" or whatever the term is these days, but no, it was a trick question, designed to show the racists in the class that you can't know everything - wheelchair guy was also gay. An 8 hour day burned up on this shit, unreal.

Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (QZ/dC)

310 I occasionally drink Pepsi.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * inconspicuous and armed at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (UAFW7)

311 If I can't be myself, they're telling me I have to be someone else.

That's FORCED CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
Oscar Wilde

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (Vxu+H)

312 When it first came out, my dad thought the Pacer was the bomb. He was the king of road trips and stopping at all the "scenic views" (we stopped at every one) and thought the Pacer's visibility would be awesome. Thank goodness he never got one. I would've been humiliated to get in it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (O+I8R)

313 244 Isn't Coke run by a dot, not feather Indian? Those folks are the fourth most racist group on the planet after the Japs, Chinks and Fish Heads.
Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (gmo/4)

Nice diplomatic vocab, there!

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (rkX5O)

314 I guess have a coke and a smile just wasn't cutting it anymore.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (yA9R3)

315 Fuck you Coke.
Good old H2O is just fine with me.

Stupid bastards.

Posted by: Mpfs, Godspeed Rush at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (79p/O)

316 i drink a lot of tea lately.

Tea makes your testicles shrivel and fall off.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (h5TKJ)

317 RC = Really Caucasian

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (Bmy3R)

318 291 >>>276 I don't drink pop (soda, whatever) that much. Ginger Ale now and then. So I can't boycott Coke because I don't drink it anyway.

that's where I have to get to. Drinking soda at my age (nearly 29) is just stupid.

i drink a lot of tea lately.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2021 03:06 PM (5+1A/)

=========

Dolley and I switched to flavored seltzer water a few years ago for health reasons. We tend to get the store brand stuff from grocery stores.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (NWM+b)

319 if you really wanna be bright white

try Pomac

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (6iURM)

320 245 We'll be the monks and techpriests of the future.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (Zm+LZ)

I'm all for that.

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (rkX5O)

321 Sounds like a Babylon Bee article waiting to happen.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (LsplE)

And then it can be one of our articles a few weeks after that!

Posted by: New York Times at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (GMNZO)

322 Today I saw an ad with a black dude holding a white baby, presumably his baby. That is a new take on woke advertizing. I guess any combo is fair game now, as long as it is not a white adult and white child. That is White Nationalism.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (VBaD9)

323 Every time someone offers me some sweet tea, I'm afraid the To Catch a Predator guy's gonna show up and ask me to have a seat.

--

Heh.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (O+I8R)

324 Heard someone back in the day refer to it as a "pregnant egg" ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 22, 2021 03:05 PM (wsx8x)

Huh. That's a new one to me. The only thing I never heard it called was beautiful

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (z79tQ)

325 So I suppose teaching people how to be successful--show up on time, save more than you spend, learn from people who are better than you, stuff like that--is racist in principle.

I assume unsuccessful black salesmen are fully free to blame racism.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (lgiXo)

326 Maybe it was a '66. Did they even have a '65? After the 64 1/2, would they really have come out with a new model in '65?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (7faTs)

327 I caused a temporary halt to this nonsense at my company by raising my hand and asking the instructor, "Just to be clear, are you saying that we should be making hiring decisions based on the color of someone's skin?"

The instructor said, "No, not at all..." and then someone else contradicted her with "Yes, that's exactly what we are saying."

The meeting devolved into chaos after that.

Posted by: Half Dozen at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (dJs6r)

328 On the topic of Soda Stream, DON'T get the Soda Stream refills that cost 15$ or more for exchange. Get a used 20lb CO2 bottle, and adapter kit off Amazon, and refill your own SS cylinders from a 25$ cylinder charge that is good for 15-18 refills. Easy to do once you have the procedure down, and you get carbonation at about 2 cents a pint instead of 15 cents. Or, if there is a handy dry ice source nearby, you simply remove the top of the SS cylinder, add a little under 15 oz of dry ice, and screw it back on.

Posted by: John at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (73kBd)

329 317 RC = Really Caucasian

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (Bmy3R)

racist cracker

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (6iURM)

330 I am offended.

Posted by: creeper at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (XxJt1)

331 I love tea--particularly iced, but me being 29, it started to make me feel like I had to pee ever 30 minutes.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (TdMsT)

332 I'M NOT WHITE YOU ASSH*LE! I'M ITALIAN!!

He was excused from the remainder of the struggle session training.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (Rvt88)

333 Weird. Whenever I try to put a colon in a comment, it gets flagged as spam.

2nd class punctuation?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (dfRN6)

334 I don't drink sodas so I can't quit what I never started. I have on occasion bought the vitamin-water, which is a great pick-me-up even if it is all in my mind, I don't know. I will stop buying it though, although I've probably purchased it less than 6 times.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (ZE5eB)

335 RC is 99 cents for a 2-liter here in GA.

Can't find Coke or Pepsi that cheap.
Posted by: Dr. Varno


Ice cold RC Cola and a moon pie.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (yT7Mu)

336 315 Fuck you Coke.
Good old H2O is just fine with me.

Stupid bastards.
Posted by: Mpfs, Godspeed Rush at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (79p/O)

There is a joke from Waterboy in here somewhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (7faTs)

337 The Eagle was the first crossover, and was about 30 years ahead of its time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 03:00 PM (UZVEt)


Or the Pacer with rack and pinion, wishbone front suspension, hidden windshield wipers, rollbar, modular dash and components... If it had gotten its Wankel engine it might be remembered a bit more fondly.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (46GDR)

338 327 I caused a temporary halt to this nonsense at my company by raising my hand and asking the instructor, "Just to be clear, are you saying that we should be making hiring decisions based on the color of someone's skin?"

The instructor said, "No, not at all..." and then someone else contradicted her with "Yes, that's exactly what we are saying."

The meeting devolved into chaos after that.
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (dJs6r)

This would make a great comedy skit that would shortly be memory holed.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

339 Damn. Now they even take my Diet Coke. There is no decency. Guess I gotta try the store brand.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (yq4aX)

340 I love tea--particularly iced, but me being 29, it started to make me feel like I had to pee ever 30 minutes.
Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist

You can go that long between? I'm impressed.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (Rvt88)

341 Dolley and I switched to flavored seltzer water a few years ago for health reasons. We tend to get the store brand stuff from grocery stores.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (NWM+b)

This. Pop is bad for you. Period. Stop.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (okGHj)

342 332 I'M NOT WHITE YOU ASSH*LE! I'M ITALIAN!!

He was excused from the remainder of the struggle session training.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (Rvt8

I'M NOT ITALIAN- I'M SICILIAN!!!!!!

Posted by: My Uncle Danny, at the kitchen table after a casual remark at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (7faTs)

343 Maybe Trump will buy Jolt cola rights and make this country great again, one soda at a time.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (SScvq)

344 338 This would make a great comedy skit that would shortly be memory holed.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

=====

Just imagine if SNL was interested in being funny at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (NWM+b)

345 Maybe it was a '66. Did they even have a '65? After the 64 1/2, would they really have come out with a new model in '65?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (7faTs)


If you're talking Mustang, yes. They rushed the 64 1/2 to market, but it had a LOT of the Falcon parts in it. The released the '65 so they could have the Mustang with it's own hardware installed to separate it from the Falcon.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

346 not a regular customer, but occasional diet coke. No more, Asshats

Posted by: down with all politicans at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (OM48N)

347 During WWII my grandparents (1st generation German) made sauerkraut in their basement, keeping it completely secret from all their neighbors. Does that make me a nazi?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (0Dq5O)

348 so Colorado Bulldogs are over now ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (6iURM)

349 Have a Coke and some Woke.

And be sure to try New Woke Coke.

Posted by: Joes Mama at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (vD+8F)

350 There is a joke from Waterboy in here somewhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (7faTs)

=================

Coke is THE DEVIL!
- Mama Boucher

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (mZUr4)

351 I'M NOT ITALIAN- I'M SICILIAN!!!!!!

-----------------

Have I ever told you the history of Sicily?

Posted by: Dennis Hopper at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (jvt6t)

352 Actually, RC and boiled peanuts is where it's at.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (vuisn)

353 248 If a corporate company sent around a training kit instructing black people how to "be less black", the world would implode and lawsuits would follow.

I heard someone on the radio today say that black people have been told to "be less black" all of their lives.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2021 02:59 PM (63Dwl)

Chris Rock, "How Not to Get Your *** Kicked by the Police"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (rkX5O)

354 Fish head? Never heard that, which group?

Posted by: four seasons at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (PisyI)

355 If it had gotten its Wankel engine it might be remembered a bit more fondly.

Instead the Mazda RX-7 is remembered for that turbine like engine.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (C+evo)

356 I would not be able to boycott Coke but they bought Topo Chico.

Farewell, topo chico.

Do I really have to shell out for the overpriced HEB version?

sigh.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (ohOLP)

357 Have I ever told you the history of Sicily?
Posted by: Dennis Hopper

That was a great scene.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (Rvt88)

358 If they'd been able to drop that hot V6 into the Pacer and afford the suspension upgrades they'd intended, Pacer would have saved AMC because it sold like crazy for a month or two. People thought it looked futuristic and the buzz was that it was really zippy.

But at the last minute, the company they were getting the motor from changed which one they were allowed to use (Ford? I can't remember) so it went from zippy to gutless and ugly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

359 I see that Merrick Garland is going to focus the AG office on domestic extremism (white people)

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (P4Pk9)

360 when I dropped out of HS to sell antiques, it could of went south

I'm just a lucky fucker
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 03:07 PM


What are your thoughts on Brimfield? Assuming they actually open this year.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (ejd/p)

361 Ice cold RC Cola and a moon pie.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (yT7Mu)

======
This -- but only RC with real sugar. Not that God-awful high fructose corn syrup stuff.

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (mZUr4)

362
So, was Coke saying the the transgender type was a "sprite", or did they misspell "spite"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (pNxlR)

363 they bought Topo Chico

They bought Ed Sullivan's little mouse?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (Bmy3R)

364 Begun the race wars have.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (Ef23Y)

365 You can go that long between? I'm impressed.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (Rvt8


Without tea, I can go a whole 31 minutes!

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (TdMsT)

366 My grocer has Coke Pepsi and store brand.
I used to like RC but don't see it often.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (yq4aX)

367 53 I drink Perrier because that's what we elite pricks drink.
Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 02:40 PM (/BlEx)


*clinks green water bottles with jwest*

I approve, good sir. On the more fun but less healthy side of things I mostly go for Yuengling beer and vast quantities of inexpensive sparkling wine.

I should score some Yuengling at Publix the next time I'm in town doing shopping. Two privately owned companies on the orange side of the fence, clearly more deserving of my patronage than most of our corporate frenz.

Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (zcf1k)

368 Fish head? Never heard that, which group?

Posted by: four seasons

rolly polly fish heads, eat them up. Yum!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (Rvt88)

369 I will miss Minute Maid and Simply Orange.
Are there any non-beverage products under the CocaCola corporate umbrella?

Posted by: Downcast at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (rl1PA)

370 If it had gotten its Wankel engine it might be remembered a bit more fondly.
Posted by: clutch cargo


Who doesn't like a Wank?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (yT7Mu)

371 We might as well as just let them put Garland on the SCOTUS.

SerialRapist and LiteralHandmaid are no better.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:15 PM (Bmy3R)

372 The instructor said, "No, not at all..." and then someone else contradicted her with "Yes, that's exactly what we are saying."

The meeting devolved into chaos after that.
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 22, 2021 03:10 PM (dJs6r)

When the other person said, "Yes that's exactly what we are saying," were they saying it in approval of race-based hiring, or were they calling the instructor out, ie, "quit your bullshit, you just said race-based hiring, now you're trying to back out of it" ??

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (GMNZO)

373 359 I see that Merrick Garland is going to focus the AG office on domestic extremism (white people)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (P4Pk9)

The Rick is clearly a domestic terrorist, where can people report on him?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (lgiXo)

374 "I see that Merrick Garland is going to focus the AG office on domestic extremism (white people)"

And you can bet that things are going to happen FAST, not like the heel dragging we saw from Barr.

Posted by: navybrat, semper paratus at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (w7KSn)

375 Instead the Mazda RX-7 is remembered for that turbine like engine.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (C+evo)

Wish I had gotten the later gen RX-7. Beautiful car. Peppy.

I'd only be on what, my fifth or sixth engine rebuild?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (7faTs)

376 To be "Less White" are we supposed to be"More Black" or "More Asian" or "More Native American"?

Whichever, Im going to need a list of the qualities they ascribe to these races to test compliance.

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

377 Rondo! The Thirst Quencher!

Posted by: johnd01 at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (ukNFU)

378 AMC had some good cars, but they were basically crushed as competition that was too weak to fight back against the big three. Too many cool companies ended that way, like Studebaker and Hudson.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

379 >>> 347 During WWII my grandparents (1st generation German) made sauerkraut in their basement, keeping it completely secret from all their neighbors. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (0Dq5O)


Where were you when the lights went out?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (4tN2f)

380
During WWII my grandparents (1st generation German) made sauerkraut in their basement, keeping it completely secret from all their neighbors. Does that make me a nazi?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (0Dq5O)


What do YOU think ... (nazi)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (pNxlR)

381 204 I guess we wouldn't hear Three Dog Night's "Black and White" being played anywhere at Coke HQ. Best to turn your radios off if you work there and are turning into the parking lot.

Or Wonder/McCartney Ebony & Ivory can just get changed to "Ebony & Ebony". And cut out all those flat notes. Racist.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 02:55 PM (46GDR)



The current woke, critical race theory, BLM, and Democrat politician clowns have also made this Sly and the Family Stone song obsolete:


https://tinyurl.com/k2d55oy

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2021 03:17 PM (AMIL/)

382 Until you accept that the current ruling class of America deeply and profoundly hates white people and is deliberately trying to harm them, you cannot understand what is happening in America. What is driving this is a deep racial hatred of the founding stock of this country.

Posted by: RealityStation at February 22, 2021 03:17 PM (vMLwq)

383 Have I ever told you the history of Sicily?
Posted by: Dennis Hopper at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (jvt6t)


I love that scene.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 03:17 PM (GbPPJ)

384 AMC had some good cars, but they were basically crushed as competition that was too weak to fight back against the big three. Too many cool companies ended that way, like Studebaker and Hudson.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (KZzsI)


Just like Tucker.

Tucker was LIGHTYEARS ahead of it's time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

385 Weird. Whenever I try to put a colon in a comment, it gets flagged as spam.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (dfRN6)

I never say no to a colon!

Posted by: Shep at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (jBRLB)

386
Why did Coca-Cola say "less white" when, in their heart of heart, we know they meant "fewer white(s)"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (pNxlR)

387 then he tears off her wet t shirt. Tab.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (zj9yN)

388 I drink Perrier because that's what we elite pricks drink.

"Fronch Fries! Fronch dressing! And to drink? Perru!"
--Mrs Smith

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

389 Since I was 3 or 4 I figured it's way better to be smart and talented than stupid and lazy. And I say this having grown up as a half Puerto Rican kid in West Texas, so I got it from all sides - Black, White and Mexican.

But it didn't matter, then or now. You are what you make of yourself, with perseverance and determination. And the grace of the creator is available to all that ask.

All these "people of color" grifting with their race and their "heritage," and the baggage that comes with it are execrable losers.

I despise them and I despise their enablers even more.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (MkuC5)

390 347 During WWII my grandparents (1st generation German) made sauerkraut in their basement, keeping it completely secret from all their neighbors. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 22, 2021 03:13 PM (0Dq5O)

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I should think the smell would be a bit of a giveaway.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (dfRN6)

391 386
Why did Coca-Cola say "less white" when, in their heart of heart, we know they meant "fewer white(s)"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (pNxlR)

=========

Because proper grammar is racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (NWM+b)

392 I had a Renault Alliance in the early 80's, what a piece of shit

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (9d4A3)

393 I'm vanilla all the way.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (4I/2K)

394 382 Until you accept that the current ruling class of America deeply and profoundly hates white people and is deliberately trying to harm them, you cannot understand what is happening in America. What is driving this is a deep racial hatred of the founding stock of this country.
Posted by: RealityStation at February 22, 2021 03:17 PM (vMLwq)

And the reason the left hates the founding stock of America is because our founders were autonomous individuals who valued and sought liberty.

Posted by: Ladyl, Insurrectionist at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (TdMsT)

395 they bought Topo Chico

They bought Ed Sullivan's little mouse?
Posted by: Guy Smiley


That was Topo Gigio.
Topo Chico is bottled Mexican Water.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (yT7Mu)

396 376 To be "Less White" are we supposed to be"More Black" or "More Asian" or "More Native American"?

I vote More Native American!

We get to ride horses, and shoot stuff, and run around in the woods, and do war dances, and eat jerky...and then at night...wig-wam bam!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (Bmy3R)

397 What are your thoughts on Brimfield? Assuming they actually open this year.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2021 03:14 PM (ejd/p)


probably a bust

maybe Mays or Hertans

Martha May is an old friend and I can ask her, if you like

I usually do May's in May, just to dump stuff

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (6iURM)

398 Weird. Whenever I try to put a colon in a comment, it gets flagged as spam.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo

Odd, whenever I try to put something in a colon, it's FABULOS!!

Posted by: Barkey at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (Rvt88)

399 Dr Pepper was named after a sassy black woman

Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions


I was not aware Jeannie Pepper was a doctor.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (OUMaO)

400 So Coke is going full NBA?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (/MaDp)

401 Wait... WTF?

Posted by: Sammy Sosa at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (r+sAi)

402 Didn't SNL once have a character they called Very White?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (lgiXo)

403
Weird. Whenever I try to put a colon in a comment, it gets flagged as spam.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


Pixy's paying you back for your relentless mocking of ampersand privileges.

&&&__&&&
_&&&&&&_

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2021 03:19 PM (pNxlR)

404 Surprised this is still on Youtube. Scene from the movie THE BOONDOCK SAINTS with a guy telling a very non-PC joke. Punchline is related to the topic of this thread.

https://youtu.be/LwkIy0SJzqQ

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (mZUr4)

405 I will just ignore the Dasani advertisement to the left of this web page.

Posted by: makerofmaps at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (YrcOm)

406 Topo Chico is bottled Mexican Water.

bottled Montezuma's Revenge ?

Who would pay for that?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (C+evo)

407 378 The Ambassador (can't remember if it was still marketed as a Rambler) was a pretty nice car. Well equipped, stylish for what it was, a four door sedan. I think they had some fleet sales and it vanished.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (I58tH)

408 Less Coke, more bourbon.

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (yEBFM)

409 To be "Less White" are we supposed to be"More Black" or "More Asian" or "More Native American"? ...
Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
++++
No, that would be cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (UZVEt)

410 Is the story of how Dr. Pepper got its name true? It's a good story.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (jBRLB)

411 To be "Less White" are we supposed to be"More Black" or "More Asian" or "More Native American"?

Whichever, Im going to need a list of the qualities they ascribe to these races to test compliance.
Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (Ed8Zd)


That's a really good point. Please coke, let us know the best race we should be emulating. Because, they can't all be exactly the same now, can they? Or do we emulate these races depending on certain criteria? Like, don't be so white when cooking, be more Asian. Or, when typing, try to be more Indian. Yes, I think a chart would be helpful.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (46GDR)

412 I work for another Atlanta-based company and we're not far behind this garbage. Our intranet would never give you the impression that we're a major supplier of building and paper products - you'd think we're all about starting conversations. Yeah, "Starting the Conversation."

Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (vTW2/)

413 392 I had a Renault Alliance in the early 80's, what a piece of shit
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM (9d4A3)


I had Dauphine, '56 I think

Manual windshield wiper spray

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (6iURM)

414 Yeah, I knew I left a curve hanging out over the plate.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (dfRN6)

415 Despite the lie that only whites can be racist, and the lie that all whites ARE racist from birth ... when it comes to real racism, Coke is the Real Thing.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (Cus5s)

416 332 I'M NOT WHITE YOU ASSH*LE! I'M ITALIAN!!

He was excused from the remainder of the struggle session training.
Posted by: Tonypete



Let me tell you about Sicilians...

Posted by: Clifford Worley at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (pyvi3)

417 Heard someone back in the day refer to it as a "pregnant egg" ...
Posted by: ShainS


Haven't heard that one, but something similar: Pregnant Rollerskate


With regards to soda, Dr. Pepper is my poison of choice, but I have been subbing with Sparkling Ice, a flavored carbonated water. No fat, no carbs, no sodium, 5 calories or less.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (LsplE)

418 Coke sounds pretty white about this (white=certain).

I always love when brainiacs show a lack of analytical ability.

I would always be more humble, simply by being less arrogant.

But they have to show that they don't know that these two words are pretty exclusive of each other.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (FYe3W)

419 Oh FFS, my Swappa-purchased Pixel 4XL arrived today (2-days late because USPS). Plugged in - charge indicator shows "?". Never a good sign.

Turn on - 50% charge. Leave plugged-in for an hour - 50% charge. Unplug, turn on camera and run some audio through a web browser for an hour - 50% charge. Yep, it's the (im)famous Pixel "50% charge" issue. So, back it goes for a full (+ shipping) refund.

Seriously, how tf hard is it to check that the phone charges when off?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (NYS7S)

420 Okay, I'll try to be less white. Let's see how this goes...

*steals bicycle*

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (+1A9H)

421 Control and free stuff. That's the motivation for every last thing leftists do.

Posted by: creeper at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (XxJt1)

422 I had a Renault GTA which was a souped up Alliance. It was actually pretty cool.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (Ef23Y)

423 I dumped them about a month ago when they shit on President Trump and I used to go through nine or so of the medium plastic bottles (750ml each?) a week of the Diet and sometimes Zero.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2021 03:22 PM (d6he9)

424 I haven't drank any soda, diet or otherwise, in many years. But when I did, I was addicted to Vernors. The ginger ale with twice the fizz. Probably a good thing they don't sell it where I live now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:22 PM (Bmy3R)

425 412 I work for another Atlanta-based company and we're not far behind this garbage. Our intranet would never give you the impression that we're a major supplier of building and paper products - you'd think we're all about starting conversations. Yeah, "Starting the Conversation."
Posted by: No Longer Amused at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (vTW2/)

This all comes from the colleges by way of the managerial/professional class.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

426
Just imagine if SNL was interested in being funny at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:12 PM (NWM+b)

You mean like a skit where Bill Cosby is the HR trainer addressing unconscious bias at Coke HQ and he keeps offering the women a coke and smile during the seminar after which they each fall asleep?

Posted by: x at February 22, 2021 03:22 PM (Wm5SB)

427 Yay! Wig wam bam bam!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2021 03:22 PM (yT7Mu)

428 Seriously I assume this means woke corporations will no longer be able to offer training to staff, teaching them to get better at their jobs, provide better service to customers, and in time get pay raises.

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:23 PM (lgiXo)

429 I still can't believe how incredibly racist it is for a corporation to tell its employees to be "less white." I can hardly wrap my mind around that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:23 PM (O+I8R)

430 *gets tan*
Less White!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2021 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

431 I wonder if a daily, or hourly, did in the Coke vat would make me less white.

I shouldn't be certain that it won't

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:23 PM (FYe3W)

432
If I were forced through this I would quit. And, I would quit by returning to the office the next day in blackface, with a big Afro wig with a pick in it, telling everybody to stop using my slave name, and giving the black power salute all over the place.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2021 03:23 PM (0WKYs)

433 *gets sunburn*

Moar Native American!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:23 PM (Bmy3R)

434 430 *gets tan*
Less White!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2021 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

========

That's racist since many black people can't tan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (NWM+b)

435 That's a really good point. Please coke, let us know the best race we should be emulating. Because, they can't all be exactly the same now, can they? Or do we emulate these races depending on certain criteria? Like, don't be so white when cooking, be more Asian. Or, when typing, try to be more Indian. Yes, I think a chart would be helpful.
Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (46GDR)


That's cultural appropriation.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (GbPPJ)

436 White Privilege is not having to worry about "acting white".

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (88+cf)

437 Less Coke, more bourbon.
Posted by: Rosasharn at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (yEBFM)
===============

More bourbon is ALWAYS a good answer!

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (mZUr4)

438 Kayo?

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (+ya+t)

439 Here's what I don't get.

1. I can't understand what it means to be black.
2. I have to have classes on "whiteness".

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (FYe3W)

440 The entire premise of "Confronting Racism" is false.

Webster's' says racism is a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race. Even their revised "woke" definition says that racism is "explicit institutional bias against people because of their race."

Under both of these, the people putting on this show are the real racists.


Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

441 So Orangeman = less white?

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (FYe3W)

442 Less white, MY TIME HAS COME.

Posted by: Wheat Bread at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (r+sAi)

443 Please remember that there is no end game for the race hustlers. You could pay them millions in reparations and commit mass suicide of white folks and they would still be grifting. Don't pay the price now, so you don't have to pay the price later as well. It's blackmail (raaaaaccist@!) but nobody is calling them on it and it needs to happen.

If gays were "made that way," how in hell do they think we can "become less white?" Fuck 'em.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (okGHj)

444
Fuck you Coke.
Good old H2O is just fine with me.


The water company is probably run by white people.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (63Dwl)

445 Would making the lunch room smell like curry amount to acting less white?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (lgiXo)

446
That's racist since many black people can't tan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (NWM+b)

Oh, damn. My beard has got to be racist, since Asians and feather Indians...you know...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (Bmy3R)

447 This all comes from the colleges by way of the managerial/professional class.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

This all comes from "Human" "Resources" departments - every one of which ought to be nuked from orbit.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (NYS7S)

448 Blenheim's Ginger Ale.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (vuisn)

449 Love that Allahpundit sidebar bit:
"It's your fault for not believing Faucci's BS that Faucci has to keep BS'ing."
I mean, sure at some level, as the saying goes, "One lie begets another." But to use the liar's necessity to keep lying to keep from admitting a previous lie as a justification to keep lying is nuts (more particularly a little sociopathic).

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (dYe5S)

450 432
If I were forced through this I would quit. And, I would quit by returning to the office the next day in blackface, with a big Afro wig with a pick in it, telling everybody to stop using my slave name, and giving the black power salute all over the place.
------------------------
Record the session and go see a lawyer. Racial Discrimination by Employers is a crime in the US. This way you get to quit the job with a nice amount of money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (/MaDp)

451 439 Here's what I don't get.

1. I can't understand what it means to be black.
2. I have to have classes on "whiteness".
Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (FYe3W)

Delivered by non-white people typically. It'd be one thing to get a class on how to be white from a white guy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (Zm+LZ)

452 I'm not a racist. My stash of black lesbian pron is proof!

Posted by: Clifford Worley at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (pyvi3)

453 Okay, I'll try to be less white. Let's see how this goes...

*steals bicycle*

--

There's a funny episode on Bob Newhart where he and Emily just get back from Mexico. They're showing slides of their trip to everyone. Click: Here's a picture of a nice Mexican boy. Click: Here's a picture he took of me with Emily. Click: Here's a picture of the nice policeman who got our camera back.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (O+I8R)

454 I will just ignore the Dasani advertisement to the left of this web page.
Posted by: makerofmaps at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (YrcOm)
=============

I have chosen to go thirsty MANY times when Dasani was my only available beverage choice

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (mZUr4)

455 So are Italians better than Irish?

Fook you!

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (FYe3W)

456 423 I dumped them about a month ago when they shit on President Trump and I used to go through nine or so of the medium plastic bottles (750ml each?) a week of the Diet and sometimes Zero.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2021 03:22 PM (d6he9)


I used to work with a guy who'd chug a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke every day. It was the subject of a lot of good natured ribbing, as you might guess. Then, one day he just stopped drinking it cold turkey.

Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2021 03:26 PM (zcf1k)

457 The entire premise of "Confronting Racism" is false.

Well our soon to be new AG is gonna go after racists and white supremacists... AKA... Trump voters . In their eyes the same

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2021 03:26 PM (Zmnko)

458 Except that Pepsi is just as SJW, some competitor should hire an albino Sub-Saharan African to call Coke RAAAAACIST!, and drinking the competitions product.

Posted by: U. S. Citizen Failing To Be Less White at February 22, 2021 03:26 PM (+nWCH)

459 309 So a friend was telling me about his recent D&I class in which they showed pictures of people and they had to identify their "un-privilege". One was a picture of a guy in a wheelchair, so naturally the class went to "mobility less-abled" or whatever the term is these days, but no, it was a trick question, designed to show the racists in the class that you can't know everything - wheelchair guy was also gay. An 8 hour day burned up on this shit, unreal.
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM (QZ/dC)

Jeeeeez.
And somehow, someway designed to show that the non-racists in the class CAN know everything.

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 03:26 PM (rkX5O)

460 off 'character from greatest movie scene ever' sock.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 22, 2021 03:26 PM (pyvi3)

461 Coke HR department: the stupidest fucking people on the face of the earth right now and that says a lot considering Biden* is the president.

Posted by: Mpfs at February 22, 2021 03:26 PM (79p/O)

462 432
If I were forced through this I would quit. And, I would quit by returning to the office the next day in blackface, with a big Afro wig with a pick in it, telling everybody to stop using my slave name, and giving the black power salute all over the place.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2021 03:23 PM (0WKYs)

I would pay money to see that.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:26 PM (okGHj)

463 I would like to point out that this webiste is shockingly white. All white background with just a little text and boxes of color sprinkled in as an afterthought.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2021 03:27 PM (V7LOe)

464 316 i drink a lot of tea lately.
--Ace

Tea makes your testicles shrivel and fall off.
Posted by: Juan Valdez at February 22, 2021 03:09 PM (h5TKJ)

heh

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 03:27 PM (rkX5O)

465 Since Bill Gates is pushing the "math is racist" thing, when do we see him start flying in jets designed and built by these affirmative action 2+2 = whatever feels good people?

Hell, I want Elon Musk to start something like Space L, hiring the anti-engineering people and give free rides to all these congressional and CEO types so they can tell us how great it is. One of those suckers might even get off the ground.

I'd like to see a video collage of Space L rockets full of screaming judges and professors like the old V2 footage.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:27 PM (46GDR)

466 If Coke management catches an employee acting less white do they hand out credits?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:27 PM (lgiXo)

467 last time i tried being less white they lost their shit because i was wearing blackface.

wish they would make up their minds.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 22, 2021 03:27 PM (uS2EJ)

468 YOU WILL BE MADE TO CARE

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2021 03:28 PM (V7LOe)

469 Pepsi is Yum Brands. They make worse noise than Coke. Im all in on Publix brands now.

Posted by: Troy Aikman at February 22, 2021 03:28 PM (Js/7v)

470 333 Weird. Whenever I try to put a colon in a comment, it gets flagged as spam.

2nd class punctuation?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (dfRN6)


Homophobic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2021 03:28 PM (iDxGz)

471 Do corporations have risk assessment departments? These struggle sessions could set off a deranged white or non-white who goes postal on the whole shop floor.

What a stupid time to live.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 22, 2021 03:28 PM (m/Gc2)

472 Topo Chico is bottled Mexican Water.

bottled Montezuma's Revenge ?

Who would pay for that?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2021 03:20 PM (C+evo)

Akkshullally, its quite good. Just add some tequila and a lime. (Seems to be a theme at our house).

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

473 Isn't Pepsico just as far (if not further) down the convergence rabbit hole as is Coke?

So yeah, water is probably best. For lots of reasons.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 22, 2021 03:28 PM (NYS7S)

474 445 Would making the lunch room smell like curry amount to acting less white?
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (lgiXo)

Okay, but no farts. Global warming, or cooling, or whatever the hell is in vogue today.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:29 PM (okGHj)

475 Please remember that there is no end game for the race hustlers.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (okGHj)

===============

Dana Loesch frequently says "Never bend a knee to the rage mob. Ever."

Also good advice -- Never bend a knee to the race mob. Ever.

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:29 PM (mZUr4)

476 That's cultural appropriation.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 22, 2021 03:24 PM (GbPPJ)


I've had thoughts along those lines. Oh, you want Thanksgiving day off, well that is cultural appropriation, you best be here working. I am so glad I no longer have employees (and they probably are too).

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 22, 2021 03:29 PM (0Dq5O)

477 Why can't people just be people? I hate all the labeling. Almost all people are like me, we just want to be left alone.

Posted by: four seasons at February 22, 2021 03:29 PM (PisyI)

478 What have you done to honor your lord and savior Joe Biden today? Have you texted your daily affirmation of allegiance to the White House Office of Honors and Plaudits yet?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2021 03:29 PM (V7LOe)

479 Delivered by non-white people typically. It'd be one thing to get a class on how to be white from a white guy.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (Zm+LZ)

Yup....there was that one thread where the Rayciss Is Bad "instructor" was a big ol' fat mama jama.

Carl Carlton FTW!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (R/m4+)

480 I only drink water, Bragg's Apple Cider drinks in those little glass bottles, or a very seldom Bai pop.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (O+I8R)

481 The HQ's grey
The HQ's white
We snark by day and then by night...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (Bmy3R)

482 Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:27 PM (46GDR)

Elon Musk is currently being sued by an 'Engineer' who was not hired, because he was an illegal alien.

Seems there is some statute that says you cannot discriminate due to country of origin, so now that somehow trumps the law that says you can't legally hire illegal aliens.

We have entered, the stupid times.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (oHd/0)

483 2nd class punctuation?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (dfRN6)


Sometimes Pixie hates links. Pixie definitely hates special characters, things like smart quotes.

Type your comment in Hogmartin's quote unfucker, and then copy it after unfucking it. See if that works. Don't forget, not too many
breaks.

https://stoatnet.org/ace/

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (46GDR)

484 I would pay money to see that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:26 PM (okGHj)


Pay-per-View.

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

485 Let's all put black shoe polish on our face. F em.

Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (S1hrL)

486 Never was a coke drinker. As a kid we drank ice tea. At grandma's house we drank RC.

I used to like Coca Cola ads back in the day. The Mean Joe Green ad almost made me not hate the Steelers in the seventies. Guess that would be toxic these days.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (6Pqz7)

487 Please remember that there is no end game for the race hustlers.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (okGHj)

Sure there is - extinction. "Selective" extinction.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (NYS7S)

488 If a black guy shows up on time and dressed all preppy does he get docked pay?

Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (lgiXo)

489 So if whitey is the worst and the cause of all the world's ills and good for nothing, why don't we all band together and strike? I mean, across the board. And boycott everything woke at the same time. Let's see how everything goes without bad whitey. According to what they tell us, we won't be missed and everything will be rainbows and puppies.

Posted by: DJ at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (O3/K+)

490 Yum Brands sounds like something out of China.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (O+I8R)

491 I would like to point out that this webiste is shockingly white. All white background with just a little text and boxes of color sprinkled in as an afterthought.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2021 03:27 PM (V7LOe)

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You can unlock AOSHQ DARK MODE if you buy the Super Premium Membership

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (mZUr4)

492 478 What have you done to honor your lord and savior Joe Biden today? Have you texted your daily affirmation of allegiance to the White House Office of Honors and Plaudits yet?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2021 03:29 PM (V7LOe)

I DID aim a nice middle finger in a vaguely easterly direction this fine morning. And a little south.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (okGHj)

493 I usually go with the cola on sale, not having many brand preferences. Although I have learned some generics are pretty awful and to be avoided. Stay away from the generic peel off condoms.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (r+sAi)

494 This will be willowed but here I go.

At a former company all hands meeting the CIO was pushing that our IT work force should reflect our customer base which was 90% white. The IT staff was about 60/40 white/minority. So I asked the CIO which minorities he was going to let go since our base 90/10 white/minority?

It. Did. Not. Sit. Well.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (Cmo8b)

495 445 Would making the lunch room smell like curry amount to acting less white?
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (lgiXo)


Indians (dots) are the original Aryans.

So ... no. They're brown ... uh ... whites.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (iDxGz)

496 470 333 Weird. Whenever I try to put a colon in a comment, it gets flagged as spam.

2nd class punctuation?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 22, 2021 03:11 PM (dfRN6)

Homophobic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2021 03:28 PM (iDxGz)

AOS needs a Colonoscopy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (oHd/0)

497 There will never be a day when Al Sharpton wakes up and says "Racism is over". Some would nod and say "Well of course, America is a racist country and will never shed racism" But that is not the answer, and deep down we all know what it is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (V7LOe)

498 487 Please remember that there is no end game for the race hustlers.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (okGHj)

Sure there is - extinction. "Selective" extinction.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (NYS7S)

They'll still need an angle afterwards.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (Zm+LZ)

499 Cameron produced it, but Tim Miller (Deadpool) directed it.

The action scenes during the day were pretty good. The stuff at night is kind of just hard to see.

Interesting ideas sprinkled here and there, but it would have been better just treating this as a full reboot instead of a sequel. The focus on Sarah and Carl (I kinda like Carl) robbed the main character, Dani, of the kind of time she needed to really grow the amount they wanted her to. Also, she wasn't that well cast, especially in the future scene where she's supposed to be so badass but looks like a little girl with a bad haircut.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 02:52 PM


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The only one I outright dislike is 3. Awful, cheap looking movie. The TX was too overpowered.

4-6 all have elements that I like but in which the stories failed to grab my attention.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (3TihK)

500 490 Yum Brands sounds like something out of China.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (O+I8R)

Pizza Hut and Taco Hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (okGHj)

501 We have entered, the stupid times.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (oHd/0)


I hadn't heard that. They are really doing their best to redpill people who otherwise weren't necessarily redpilled before.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (46GDR)

502 Elon Musk is currently being sued by an 'Engineer' who was not hired, because he was an illegal alien.

Seems there is some statute that says you cannot discriminate due to country of origin, so now that somehow trumps the law that says you can't legally hire illegal aliens.

We have entered, the stupid times.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (oHd/0)


That should be kicked out on a motion to dismiss. (*should*)

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

503 They'll still need an angle afterwards.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (Zm+LZ)

Of course - grifters gonna grift.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (NYS7S)

504 I don't drink Coke, but they produce/own a lot of other food products so best to check labels I guess.

My son will have to adjust if he hasn't been too brainwashed.

Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (S1hrL)

505 I can't be less white without sunburning.
How about I be less of a customer?

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (FhXTo)

506 Another conundrum:

It's "racist" to promote the idea that there is a right answer.

Why is there only one right answer to whether I'm "white"? And why is there only one answer to whether that makes me a bigot?

This civilization is being pulled down by people who could never have made it--and it's not because they have to much melanin or too long a shin bone.

It's because they are unwilling to learn the discipline of intellect.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (FYe3W)

507 I liked Coke in those little bottles at the gas station.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (+ya+t)

508 If this doesn't result in a multi-billion dollar class action suit, you know for sure the US is a dead letter country.

I'm not placing my bet either.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (QjGTg)

509 I always thought it was a little racist of Mean Joe to make that kid bring him a beverage and then make him do his laundry.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (r+sAi)

510 Elon Musk is currently being sued by an 'Engineer' who was not hired, because he was an illegal alien.

I am in awe of Elon Musk's skill as a scam artist. Former Enron executives are taking notes from him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (iDxGz)

511 Yum Yum Sugar Candy Sugar Food!
Made with real artificial seaweeds sugar! You like some now!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (Bmy3R)

512 I had a Renault GTA which was a souped up Alliance. It was actually pretty cool.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2021 03:21 PM (Ef23Y)

Renault 5 turbo was amazing RWD class 2 rally car, then they took out the turbo and made it a FWD Le Car.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (DjiZK)

513 That should be kicked out on a motion to dismiss. (*should*)

Not so fast!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (Zmnko)

514 Pizza Hut and Taco Hell.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (okGHj)


And Chevy's Mex. Used to be a fantastic chain, brought down at light speed by yum brands. I thought China too, but nope, just a Pepsico spinoff. But who knows who's really invested.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (46GDR)

515 One was a picture of a guy in a wheelchair, so naturally the class went to "mobility less-abled" or whatever the term is these days, but no, it was a trick question, designed to show the racists in the class that you can't know everything - wheelchair guy was gay.
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at February 22, 2021 03:08 PM


How can you tell if someone in a wheelchair is really a little light in their loafers?

Asking for a classmate.

Posted by: D & I Class Student at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (DMUuz)

516 The only one I outright dislike is 3. Awful, cheap looking movie. The TX was too overpowered.

4-6 all have elements that I like but in which the stories failed to grab my attention.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (3TihK)

Not sure what you are talking about, they only made 2 Terminator movies.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 22, 2021 03:34 PM (9mfKN)

517 When the other person said, "Yes that's exactly what we are saying," were they saying it in approval of race-based hiring, or were they calling the instructor out, ie, "quit your bullshit, you just said race-based hiring, now you're trying to back out of it" ??
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at February 22, 2021 03:16 PM (GMNZO)


It was a new kid, right out of school, who started into a speech about how MLK was wrong about "color blindness," and "some people" need extra help, and fourth wave feminism showed that blah, blah, blah...

That was a year ago. They stopped the program a few weeks later, but I have been "officially" advised that the powers that be still want to make it happen, and I should be careful..

Posted by: Half Dozen at February 22, 2021 03:34 PM (dJs6r)

518 Okay Horde.

Comment line for Coke: 1 800-GET-COKE.

Press 1, then 5. Their lines are jammed.

I'm going to ask them if I have to be less white does that also mean I have to be less Jewy?

Oh and fuck you coca cola.

Posted by: Mpfs at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (79p/O)

519 If a black guy shows up on time and dressed all preppy does he get docked pay?
Posted by: Northern lurker at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (lgiXo)


Yep, and if he listens to Barry Manilow, he'll be fired immediately.

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

520 Pizza Hut and Taco Hell.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (okGHj)

Thought KFC was apart of this, too.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (9mfKN)

521
Topo Chico is bottled Mexican Water.

That was a mouse on the Ed Sullivan show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

522 516 Not sure what you are talking about, they only made 2 Terminator movies.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 22, 2021 03:34 PM (9mfKN)

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Incorrect.

They made one Terminator movie 5 times. The 4th tried to be something different but it failed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (NWM+b)

523 I just got back from the pharmacy where my way-kewl pharmacist was discussing this very topic. He's refusing to buy Coke products anymore too.
I wonder where does any company get off telling anyone to "be" anything? My response begins with "Go fuck yourself" and goes downhill from there. Fast.
Hey Coke: howzabout y'all stop being assholes? Who died and made them god?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (HaL55)

524 How can you tell if someone in a wheelchair is really a little light in their loafers?

Asking for a classmate.
Posted by: D & I Class Student at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (DMUuz)

His asshole is prolapsed.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (okGHj)

525 Twitchy has video of Biden saying the n-word.

Posted by: Long gpCoin at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (qpX6U)

526 Marketing team: here's our new woke ad!
Marketing research team: we will lose far more non-woke consumers than woke consumers we might gain.
Coke Shareholders: we're fine with that

Posted by: weew at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (+m+uH)

527 443 Please remember that there is no end game for the race hustlers. You could pay them millions in reparations and commit mass suicide of white folks and they would still be grifting.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (okGHj) +


Yup. Notice the fairly recent shift in terminology from racism and equality to systemic racism, equity, and merely being white is to be a racist? The Dems and race hustlers (BIRM) are setting-up a game where racism will always be a HUGE problem in the US and whites can never expunge their collective slavery sin.


Reparations, if ever made law, will become only a small piece of the necessary but never achievable full absolution of the whites.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (AMIL/)

528 I am in awe of Elon Musk's skill as a scam artist. Former Enron executives are taking notes from him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (iDxGz)


I saw some cartoon about "hobo Elon Musk" that was perfect. Some homeless guy running around screaming about digging tunnels from LA to San Francisco. Dude certainly knows how to milk the system.

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (46GDR)

529 The problem is Pepsi hates you too. They all do.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (HmZuC)

530 525 Twitchy has video of Biden saying the n-word.
Posted by: Long gpCoin at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (qpX6U)

==========

"Biden confronts racism headon in brave moment."
-Ebony magazine

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (NWM+b)

531 508 If this doesn't result in a multi-billion dollar class action suit, you know for sure the US is a dead letter country.

I'm not placing my bet either.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (QjGTg)

Won't matter. It would get all the way through the Court system, and the Supremes would decide its justified, or a tax, or something.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (oHd/0)

532 Comment line for Coke: 1 800-GET-COKE.

Press 1, then 5. Their lines are jammed.

Posted by: Mpfs at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (79p/O)

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Not gonna fall for that, Mr. Escobar!

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (mZUr4)

533 Richard Pryor taught Gene Wider to be less white in Silver Streak.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

534 I shall deem them the Noise class.

They are full of Sound and Fury.

And they tell tales.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (FYe3W)

535 526 Marketing team: here's our new woke ad!
Marketing research team: we will lose far more non-woke consumers than woke consumers we might gain.
Coke Shareholders: we're fine with that
Posted by: weew at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (+m+uH)

Shareholders apply very little pressure generally, unless they're an individual with major holdings. In recent years that has changed a little, but not much.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

536 White bread will be next?

Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 03:37 PM (S1hrL)

537 Shaun King looks ridiculous. He really does. Stone cold ridiculous.

Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:37 PM (O+I8R)

538 532


Bwahahaha

Posted by: Mpfs at February 22, 2021 03:37 PM (79p/O)

539 Then, one day he just stopped drinking it cold turkey.
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Spring/mineral waters and an Italian pop called Brio for me now.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2021 03:37 PM (d6he9)

540 Twitchy has video of Biden saying the n-word.
Posted by: Long gpCoin at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (qpX6U)


Yeah, Crowder posted that this morning - I put a link up earlier. The look on these guys faces is priceless.

https://youtu.be/WChD50UBCWM

Posted by: clutch cargo - not a cult, just a firm grip at February 22, 2021 03:38 PM (46GDR)

541 Okay Horde.

Comment line for Coke: 1 800-GET-COKE.

Press 1, then 5. Their lines are jammed.

I'm going to ask them if I have to be less white does that also mean I have to be less Jewy?

Posted by: Mpfs at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (79p/O)

Ha! I really hope someone asked them "What about us Jews?"

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

542 I am in awe of Elon Musk's skill as a scam artist. Former Enron executives are taking notes from him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2021 03:33 PM (iDxGz)

What scam? He's pretty much delivered on what was required.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 22, 2021 03:38 PM (Gcdtg)

543 If this doesn't result in a multi-billion dollar class action suit, you know for sure the US is a dead letter country.
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Courts have already decided that "scrutinized" groups get more protection in Court than just any group with a gripe.

And long after they are throwing you in camps for "misgendering" someone, they will be protecting trannies from insults.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:38 PM (FYe3W)

544 533 Richard Pryor taught Gene Wider to be less white in Silver Streak.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (4I/2K)

"I left my Jag in Kansas City."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:39 PM (okGHj)

545 Incorrect.

They made one Terminator movie 5 times. The 4th tried to be something different but it failed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (NWM+b)

No, no. There is Terminator and Terminator 2: Judgement Day. There was talk of a 3rd, but Arnold wisely said that it looked like a cash grab and was stupid.*

*May reflect was should have happened, and not actually be factual.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 22, 2021 03:39 PM (9mfKN)

546 White bread will be next?
Posted by: Ziba at

If it identifies as pumpernickel, all will be well.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2021 03:39 PM (Rvt88)

547 I think Pepsi went woke before Coke, nonetheless goodbye Barq's. Walmart (woke also oh yeah) house brands are cheaper anyways. I only buy diet, and only use it as a mixer.

Minute Maid and Dasani are also Coke brands.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2021 03:39 PM (F0YaR)

548
... and fourth wave feminism showed that blah, blah, blah...


Y'know, feminists might actually make something out of their dull and pointless lives if only they'd spend less time waving.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2021 03:39 PM (pNxlR)

549 A few Henry Weinharts root beers every once in awhile and an occasional A & W root beer float is the limit of my soda pop drinking now.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 22, 2021 03:40 PM (Cmo8b)

550 Shaun "Painfully Flared Nostrils" King.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2021 03:40 PM (QC3fr)

551 Washington State Official Says White People Are Too Preoccupied With Time And Being On Time

-
Also doing actual work and not stealing and shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2021 03:40 PM (VVEnO)

552 The problem is Pepsi hates you too. They all do.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (HmZuC)
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And the independent bottlers of 7-up are waiting in line to catch up to hating you.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:40 PM (FYe3W)

553 Shaun "Painfully Flared Nostrils" King.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2021 03:40 PM (QC3fr)


In an effort to be less white, Shaun spends the evening with his nostril stretchers.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

554 There's a reason white rice has a longer storage life than brown rice.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at February 22, 2021 03:41 PM (DMUuz)

555 Coke Goes Full Woke: Whistle-Blower Reveals That Alleged "Anti-Racist" Training Is Incredibly Racist, Telling White People to "Try To Be Less White"

Translated: OrangeMan now good.

Posted by: tbodie at February 22, 2021 03:41 PM (ovir2)

556 I'm happy to say I don't purchase Coke or Pepsi products. Coke was added to my list of LOLGF companies a long while ago. I've learned to live without many products over the last couple of years, and I feel that has made my life better, simple is best.

Posted by: Wicklow at February 22, 2021 03:41 PM (uH65w)

557 I am still trying to figure out the thinking behind doubling down on calling the majority of the country vile racists. It would be like some Jew in Germany starting a movement to put down all the non Jews. Not going to work out too well

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2021 03:41 PM (3/XaG)

558 Assless chaps have semicolons.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2021 03:41 PM (d6he9)

559 These dustbowl Woke Evangelists can't even keep track of their own dogma. If "race" is an immutable quality that a person can't choose or control, how the hell does one be "less" of something they are?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at February 22, 2021 03:42 PM (ljXWV)

560 Let's all put black shoe polish on our face. F em.
Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 03:30 PM (S1hrL)

I wonder if the same FBI unit that investigated Bubba what's his name's noose hoax claim will be deployed to respond to reports of people in blackface on Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at February 22, 2021 03:42 PM (GMNZO)

561 Talcum X puts the nostril stretchers in while tightly trimming his facial hair for three hours a night.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:42 PM (Bmy3R)

562 Mayonnaise will be contraband.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:42 PM (FYe3W)

563 Get Woke
Go Broke
Say NO
To Coke

Seriously, I can't wait until they start this racist crap at my place of employment. I suppose I ought go get my legal rep lined up now because I'll be taking them to court when they do.

Also might make a little speech at the training session, since I'm close enough to retirement to not GAS about such things any more.

Posted by: Tom W at February 22, 2021 03:42 PM (OZh1L)

564 ...and an occasional A & W root beer float is the limit of my soda pop drinking now.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 22, 2021 03:40 PM (Cmo8b)


A&W is also owned by Coke. *shrugs*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2021 03:43 PM (F0YaR)

565 557 I am still trying to figure out the thinking behind doubling down on calling the majority of the country vile racists. It would be like some Jew in Germany starting a movement to put down all the non Jews. Not going to work out too well
Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2021 03:41 PM (3/XaG)

Technically it's more like a non-Jew in Germany starting a movement to put down all the non Jews. And so far that seems to be ongoing there, though not as badly as it is here.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:43 PM (Zm+LZ)

566 How much longer will the White House be able to keep its name?

(Not that I care, but changing it would be pretty dumb and amusing.)

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:43 PM (FYe3W)

567 Mayonnaise will be contraband.
Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:42 PM (FYe3W)
++++
Who puts mayo in Coke? Wouldn't it just get lumpy and awful and ruin both parts?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 03:43 PM (UZVEt)

568 *May reflect was should have happened, and not actually be factual.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 22, 2021 03:39 PM


* furiously waves at intern to take a note *

Posted by: MSM at February 22, 2021 03:43 PM (DMUuz)

569 I pledge to carry hotsauce in my purse

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:43 PM (FYe3W)

570 We bad! We bad!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2021 03:44 PM (d6he9)

571 They can make that Miracle Whip crud contraband, but they'll pry my Best Foods from my cold, dead mayonaissey hands.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2021 03:44 PM (Bmy3R)

572 A&W is also owned by Coke. *shrugs*

Shit. Well there goes a 50+ year love. Well, bye.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 22, 2021 03:44 PM (Cmo8b)

573 If a majority of employees stood up to this BS, it would end. That's a huge IF, of course.



Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 03:45 PM (S1hrL)

574 500 490 Yum Brands sounds like something out of China.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (O+I8R)

Pizza Hut and Taco Hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (okGHj)


Taco Hell. Ha! Eight months ago, Eight month ago, during maximum lockdown, I was getting a lot of take-out meals. I saw a Taco Bell commercial, and decided I would give it a try, just for something different. I went to their website to review the menu before I drove over and got in line. I didn't see anything appealing. The tasty stuff in the TV ads didn't sound good from the website menu description and pictures. Hard to believe, right?

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2021 03:45 PM (AMIL/)

575 We really need to set sail to Iscandar and simply write off the Earth.*

https://youtu.be/c4ppdZn0K1A

*Turn on the captioning to get the lyrics in English.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2021 03:45 PM (NHj8C)

576 Who puts mayo in Coke? Wouldn't it just get lumpy and awful and ruin both parts?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 03:43 PM (UZVEt)
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Which is why you can only add the mayo at the last second.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:45 PM (FYe3W)

577 That was a year ago. They stopped the program a few weeks later, but I have been "officially" advised that the powers that be still want to make it happen, and I should be careful..
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 22, 2021 03:34 PM (dJs6r)

Wow, that's crazy. My company isn't there yet, but they've posted a few "voluntary" trainings on race to our learning platform.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at February 22, 2021 03:46 PM (GMNZO)

578 When I was a kid, we only had Koolaid. When I became an adult and my own master, I started drinking Coke. Then I had my very first cavity. I had perfect teeth until I started a Coke habit. I think I'm owed something.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2021 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

579 574 500 490 Yum Brands sounds like something out of China.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (O+I8R)

Pizza Hut and Taco Hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 22, 2021 03:32 PM (okGHj)


Taco Hell. Ha! Eight months ago, Eight month ago, during maximum lockdown, I was getting a lot of take-out meals. I saw a Taco Bell commercial, and decided I would give it a try, just for something different. I went to their website to review the menu before I drove over and got in line. I didn't see anything appealing. The tasty stuff in the TV ads didn't sound good from the website menu description and pictures. Hard to believe, right?
Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2021 03:45 PM (AMIL/)

Maybe I just have bad taste but their tacos and quesadillas aren't bad. Not delicious, but not bad. Not too pricey either.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:46 PM (Zm+LZ)

580 Who puts mayo in Coke? Wouldn't it just get lumpy and awful and ruin both parts?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2021 03:43 PM


Well, yeah, if you use that Hellemann's crap.

Posted by: Food Thread lurker at February 22, 2021 03:46 PM (DMUuz)

581 "Who puts mayo in Coke?"

Try putting Mentos in mayo. Science.

Posted by: Long gpCoin at February 22, 2021 03:47 PM (qpX6U)

582 I for one welcome our new segregation because at least there is no more mean tweets.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 22, 2021 03:47 PM (WGk5J)

583 Mayo is easy to make.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 22, 2021 03:47 PM (ySQBZ)

584 Mayo in Cokecola? Be from The South and put peanuts in the mayo.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 22, 2021 03:47 PM (HaL55)

585 Divorce Lawyer: "So she's a nagger, is she?

Farmer Cletus: "Nope, but our last kid was. That's why Ah want the deevorce!"


*Just The Punchline Classics, Vol. 1

Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2021 03:47 PM (QC3fr)

586 Assless chaps have semicolons.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2021 03:41 PM (d6he9)

Adding to yesterday's word game: assless chaps/chapless ass.

Mmmm. On second thought, maybe not.

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

587 Well, yeah, if you use that Hellemann's crap.
Posted by: Food Thread lurker at February 22, 2021 03:46

Oh shit. The mayo wars have started. Cover!

Posted by: Beartooth at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (Cmo8b)

588
Maybe I just have bad taste but their tacos and quesadillas aren't bad. Not delicious, but not bad. Not too pricey either.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:46 PM (Zm+LZ)


Used to be my favorite fast food taco. Used to get a six pack of crunchy tacos every time. Then they changed their meat seasoning. Now it's dogfood. The only consistent thing they've got is the Chicken Burrito Supreme.

I never go there now that Taco Casa is near by. FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

589 578 When I was a kid, we only had Koolaid. When I became an adult and my own master, I started drinking Coke. Then I had my very first cavity. I had perfect teeth until I started a Coke habit. I think I'm owed something.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2021 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

You, sir, sound like an innocent victim who needs to be compensated for your loss!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (9mfKN)

590 When I was a kid, we only had Koolaid. When I became an adult and my own master, I started drinking Coke. Then I had my very first cavity. I had perfect teeth until I started a Coke habit. I think I'm owed something.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2021 03:46 PM (yQpMk)
---
Koolaid and Kaboom from K-mart.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (FYe3W)

591 Maybe someone should take on Coke and Big Soda the way the Left went after Big Tobacco and Roundup. There has got to be a way to form a commie do-gooder group and bring legal hell to these corporationz.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (jBRLB)

592 588
Maybe I just have bad taste but their tacos and quesadillas aren't bad. Not delicious, but not bad. Not too pricey either.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:46 PM (Zm+LZ)

Used to be my favorite fast food taco. Used to get a six pack of crunchy tacos every time. Then they changed their meat seasoning. Now it's dogfood. The only consistent thing they've got is the Chicken Burrito Supreme.

I never go there now that Taco Casa is near by. FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

I haven't eaten there in a few years so my knowledge may be out of date.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (Zm+LZ)

593 I'm completely antiracist and inclusive. I like Mexican food, Italian food, Ethiopian food, French food. Well, not so much English food. They've a bunch of damn racists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (VVEnO)

594 Also, skip all soda and live longer to piss them off.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 22, 2021 03:49 PM (ySQBZ)

595 Wars? Pshaw. Miracle Whip can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Posted by: Best Foods at February 22, 2021 03:49 PM (Bmy3R)

596 This is one shareholder lawsuit I hope Hagens & Berman files and wins.

Posted by: LASue, a/k/a Les White at February 22, 2021 03:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

597 Well, yeah, if you use that Hellemann's crap.
Posted by: Food Thread lurker at February 22, 2021 03:46
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Duke's then?

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:49 PM (FYe3W)

598 Posted by: Sharkman at February 22, 2021 03:47 PM (QC3fr)

Lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 22, 2021 03:49 PM (WGk5J)

599 I hear a lot of people saying stuff like "there should be lawsuits!" and "companies will stop this, because it will harm their bottom line"

Yeah, uh, no. The suits will get tossed and the progs will continue to burn companies and institutions to the ground as it suits them.

This isn't just annoying PC talk. This is preparation for genocide and democide. Nobody is lawfare-ing their way out of this. Litigation is just pissing money into a hole in the ground; better to acquire arms and supplies and put them in the ground instead.

Posted by: someguy at February 22, 2021 03:49 PM (BaGvt)

600 I had perfect teeth until I started a Coke habit.

So did Hunter Biden.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at February 22, 2021 03:49 PM (HaL55)

601 I'm completely antiracist and inclusive. I like Mexican food, Italian food, Ethiopian food, French food. Well, not so much English food. They've a bunch of damn racists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2021 03:48 PM (VVEnO)


What's Ethiopian food? I thought they didn't have food.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

602 Nood

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 22, 2021 03:50 PM (9mfKN)

603 I'm actually trying to be more white, but I'm mexican. does that count ?

Posted by: mr wizard at February 22, 2021 03:50 PM (g741k)

604 If a majority of employees stood up to this BS, it would end. That's a huge IF, of course.

Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 03:45 PM (S1hrL)

Except they have 30-50 million more employees on the way. And they work cheaper.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2021 03:50 PM (jBRLB)

605 Ethiopian food?

"Why are you appropriating their cuisine?" - Soviet Justice Wanker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2021 03:50 PM (NHj8C)

606 Love that Allahpundit sidebar bit:
"It's your fault for not believing Faucci's BS that Faucci has to keep BS'ing."
I mean, sure at some level, as the saying goes, "One lie begets another." But to use the liar's necessity to keep lying to keep from admitting a previous lie as a justification to keep lying is nuts (more particularly a little sociopathic).
Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at February 22, 2021 03:25 PM (dYe5S)


The ewok spares no invective is going after that online pestilence.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 22, 2021 03:51 PM (y7DUB)

607 Taco Hell. Ha! Eight months ago, Eight month ago, during maximum lockdown, I was getting a lot of take-out meals. I saw a Taco Bell commercial, and decided I would give it a try, just for something different. I went to their website to review the menu before I drove over and got in line. I didn't see anything appealing. The tasty stuff in the TV ads didn't sound good from the website menu description and pictures. Hard to believe, right?
Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2021 03:45 PM (AMIL/)

Maybe I just have bad taste but their tacos and quesadillas aren't bad. Not delicious, but not bad. Not too pricey either.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 22, 2021 03:46 PM (Zm+LZ)


After many minutes of menu scrolling, I was about to drive over and get the quesadillas, but finally decided, To hell with it.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2021 03:51 PM (AMIL/)

608 Watch 2018 vote recount fraud poster girl Nikki Freid, Florida Secretary of Agriculture, run agaisnt Desantis in 2022 for governor.

The bolsheviks are already lined up and ready to spend billions in that race, and ramp up the demonization of Desantis many times what it is now.They must take down Fl to consolidate national and global control. What makes anyone think that they are going to give up the covid cudgel until they have destroyed Desantis with it.

Posted by: Floridachick keep praying and MAGA on at February 22, 2021 03:51 PM (TYna3)

609 Ethiopian food - THEY LIVE IN A DESERT! MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! ARGHHH-ARGHHHH!

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at February 22, 2021 03:51 PM (Bmy3R)

610 I shall continue to purchase my coca-cola in proper glass bottles, imported from Mexico ...

...

... where there is actual racism.

Mew

Posted by: acat at February 22, 2021 03:53 PM (yh8Cw)

611 Mayo is easy to make.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name

Technique is tricky at first.

Posted by: MarkY at February 22, 2021 03:54 PM (i022r)

612 If you go back far enough, NOBODY is really white except English people from aristo families. And the real kicker, if you go back further, they are French. History is hilarious

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2021 03:54 PM (3/XaG)

613 516 The only one I outright dislike is 3. Awful, cheap looking movie. The TX was too overpowered.



4-6 all have elements that I like but in which the stories failed to grab my attention.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 22, 2021 03:31 PM (3TihK)



Not sure what you are talking about, they only made 2 Terminator movies.

i'm confused, too. i've only seen leonard part 6; haven't seen the others.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 22, 2021 03:54 PM (v3pYe)

614 One thing to be happy about - social scientists overwhelming report these trainings are ineffective, they alienate whites and reduce their moral, thus reducing levels of performance company wide; while inadvertently reinforcing old biases and prejudices.

Companies doing this are not only losing money, they are becoming less effective. And for a bonus, any white guys, go find a Trump judge. Get paid. The training clearly violates the 1964 Civil Rights act.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 22, 2021 03:55 PM (V6xwG)

615 Companies doing this are not only losing money, they are becoming less effective. And for a bonus, any white guys, go find a Trump judge. Get paid. The training clearly violates the 1964 Civil Rights act.
Posted by: Black JEM at February 22, 2021 03:55 PM (V6xwG)

Trump Judge

*laughs in Cocaine Mitch, Heritage Foundation, and the Federalist Society*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at February 22, 2021 03:56 PM (9mfKN)

616 KoKa Kola

Posted by: Dr. SaltyDonnie at February 22, 2021 03:56 PM (9ehqp)

617 You can save time and GI tract distress with Taco Bell if you just unwrap it and throw it directly into the toilet.

Posted by: PabloD, boop/bop/beep at February 22, 2021 03:57 PM (8IYtY)

618 600 posts and NO MENTION of Sundrop, FTW! (made and distributed by Dr. Pepper Snapple).

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at February 22, 2021 03:57 PM (ZIoLS)

619 The youtube comments on the Sprite ad are gold.

Posted by: DiesIrae at February 22, 2021 04:02 PM (hiUjG)

620 456 423 I dumped them about a month ago when they shit on President Trump and I used to go through nine or so of the medium plastic bottles (750ml each?) a week of the Diet and sometimes Zero.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 22, 2021 03:22 PM (d6he9)

I used to work with a guy who'd chug a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke every day. It was the subject of a lot of good natured ribbing, as you might guess. Then, one day he just stopped drinking it cold turkey.
Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2021 03:26 PM (zcf1k)

I suspect his dentist had a little talk with him.

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 04:02 PM (rkX5O)

621 I had a Renault Alliance in the early 80's, what a piece of shit
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2021 03:18 PM


Car of the Year!

Posted by: MotorTrend at February 22, 2021 04:04 PM (awtm/)

622 I need a laugh. Where are the Sprite ad comments?

Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 04:06 PM (S1hrL)

623
You can save time and GI tract distress with Taco Bell if you just unwrap it and throw it directly into the toilet.
Posted by: PabloD, boop/bop/beep


I can see the commercial now, with a resounding "plop!" sound effect.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2021 04:07 PM (pNxlR)

624 518 Okay Horde.

Comment line for Coke: 1 800-GET-COKE.

Press 1, then 5. Their lines are jammed.

I'm going to ask them if I have to be less white does that also mean I have to be less Jewy?

Posted by: Mpfs at February 22, 2021 03:35 PM (79p/O)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 04:11 PM (rkX5O)

625 So I'm guessing that ordering a Jack n' Coke will now be a Jack n' Pepsi, Jack Daniels sales hardest hit because nothing goes with Coke anymore except hardcore racism.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 22, 2021 04:14 PM (qZdIZ)

626 526 Marketing team: here's our new woke ad!
Marketing research team: we will lose far more non-woke consumers than woke consumers we might gain.
Coke Shareholders: we're fine with that
Posted by: weew at February 22, 2021 03:36 PM (+m+uH)

Yeah, right!

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 04:14 PM (rkX5O)

627 562 Mayonnaise will be contraband.
Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2021 03:42 PM (FYe3W)


Just tried Kewpie (Japanese Mayo) this week on the advise of Sam the Cooking Guy.

Pretty good. A lot richer than regular mayo.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 04:14 PM (/BlEx)

628 Mayo gonna be brown now? And Redi-Whip?

Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 04:19 PM (S1hrL)

629 Coke comment line busy no matter which language option you choose. Was hoping to say fuckez vous and mangia merde. Oh well.

Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 04:24 PM (S1hrL)

630 622 I need a laugh. Where are the Sprite ad comments?
Posted by: Ziba at February 22, 2021 04:06 PM (S1hrL)

Click the Pride - Sprite video at the end of Ace's post in this thread.

Posted by: m at February 22, 2021 04:29 PM (rkX5O)

631 So the next time I want a Coke instead of buying one I should just steal it?

Posted by: Cosda at February 22, 2021 04:34 PM (4ebHi)

632 Now let the phrase, "You can't make this stuff up," be suspended from public discourse sine die.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at February 22, 2021 04:43 PM (Ium52)

633 "It ain't easy being white."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2021 04:46 PM (xfb67)

634 Pretty good. A lot richer than regular mayo.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2021 04:14 PM (/BlEx)

It's made with whale fat.

I may have just made that up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2021 04:48 PM (xfb67)

635 Turns out soda taxes were just extortion.

Posted by: Wodun at February 22, 2021 04:57 PM (EhZaP)

636
''Irish need not apply''. Ever see the equivalent for those with more melanin?

But Irish aren't a race, so it's not racism? Then what the hell was it?

Posted by: Bill from Attainder at February 22, 2021 05:17 PM (N/gDA)

637 Coke makes one of its biggist blunders since New Coke Good Bye Loyal coke drinkers now they will drink Pepsi

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 22, 2021 05:36 PM (FLiOE)

638 White employees should all go to work wearing afro wigs drinking a Nedick's orange soda.

Posted by: Mr. Machine at February 22, 2021 06:23 PM (Yv3NM)

639 617 You can save time and GI tract distress with Taco Bell if you just unwrap it and throw it directly into the toilet.

Or eat it whilst sitting on the toilet.

Posted by: Mr. Machine at February 22, 2021 06:36 PM (Yv3NM)

640 Anyone for shorting KO stock?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 22, 2021 08:36 PM (XsgXy)

641 Roberto Goizueta "New Coke will be our company's biggest fuck up."
James Quincey "Hold, my beer honky"

Posted by: ExNY'er at February 22, 2021 08:49 PM (QxEQ8)

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