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NASA Successfully Lands Perseverance Rover on Mars; Begins Transmitting Images Back to Earth
And open thread.
Interesting fact: this mission was accomplished only due to the selfless non-involvement of tens of thousands of Goucher College graduates.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 02:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Some Martian at February 18, 2021 02:11 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 18, 2021 02:11 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 02:11 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: JTinKC at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (kAdNb)
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Don't forget the women who spend their days spitting on sexist shirts.
Their accomplishments should not go unheeded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at February 18, 2021 02:13 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: JTinKC at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (kAdNb)
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Not even a little.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 18, 2021 02:13 PM (CKRdI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 02:13 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: ... at February 18, 2021 02:13 PM (jBRLB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:14 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2021 02:14 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 02:14 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2021 02:14 PM (W8e/N)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:14 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:15 PM (euCiN)
The planet that made Matt Damon likeable.
Posted by: JTinKC at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (kAdNb)
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It was the distance. I think he might be great on Neptune.
Posted by: irright at February 18, 2021 02:15 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 18, 2021 02:15 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2021 02:15 PM (5+1A/)
One chick sounds like a combination of Gal Gadot and and Celine Dion.
All chicks so far.
Hmm..
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2021 02:15 PM (Rji+c)
Posted by: scrub_oak at February 18, 2021 02:15 PM (aVkqY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Cheated at February 18, 2021 02:15 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: JTinKC at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (kAdNb)
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Not even a little.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 18, 2021 02:13 PM (CKRdI)
But it did prove that Adam West wasn't infallible.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: irright at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (W8e/N)
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2021 02:15 PM (5+1A/)
Cause it's a dead planet.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (LXiS2)
Posted by: John Weaver at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: NASA Perseverance at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Also - good to see the women are doing intensive engineering... no - they're the public affairs lackeys or figureheads, er, project managers.
Posted by: Ronchris at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (8fkk9)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (Ve//x)
good question/point. I'll look into it.
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2021 02:16 PM (W8e/N)
"They all say that."
- - Kamala
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Shep! at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: AOC at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Thatch at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (qWceQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: McCool at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (BqBIh)
Posted by: JTinKC at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (kAdNb)
Unpossible.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (RTm36)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Not on Dementia Joe's Watch at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (+nWCH)
why are there no live pictures?
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2021 02:15 PM
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Mars is up to 12 minutes away at light speed.
Posted by: irright at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Hauser at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (wf5ik)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 02:12 PM (kTF2Z)
I can say that with Joe, it really is the Red planet.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: pep at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (W8e/N)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: S J Lee at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (85Gof)
The planet that made Matt Damon likeable.
Posted by: JTinKC
That's only because he was eating shit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (Qm/Qo)
Posted by: irright at February 18, 2021 02:18 PM (SchQD)
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I can go that fast, I just don't wanna.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (euCiN)
There is a very good chance COVID will land on Mars before we do.
Posted by: Thatch at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (qWceQ)
This is America Bitch
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Yeah, that was highly irritating and completely unnecessary.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JTinKC
That's only because he was eating shit.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (pNxlR)
lol, love this place.
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (KnJdm)
50-foot high Betty Page in the distance, all silver with torpedo tits bra...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (03n3v)
To provide extra thrust, from those who ate them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (YqDXo)
This is America Bitch
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Yeah, that was highly irritating and completely unnecessary.
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Now, now, now...we must prepare for our 30 million new and improved Americans
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (vg8iE)
Sound OFF.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (jvt6t)
That would be public relations.
Posted by: pep
Expect a crash landing.
Posted by: Guy Who Landed On A Moving Asteroid at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (3H9h1)
We need to be shooting
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: (fly) at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (wQX0G)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (Ve//x)
That needs to be on a Musk-ship nose cone asap!
Posted by: Ronchris at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (8fkk9)
This one has less bullshitting...mostly just a feed from mission control
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (03n3v)
Busty weather girls..
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (euCiN)
I see you are awake from your coma. Good. Please understand many things have changed in the decade you were asleep.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (Gcdtg)
I can go that fast, I just don't wanna.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (NWM+b)
Don't I know.
Posted by: Your Penis at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Blor Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (xxG/v)
Once you go Martian
Your love life's upharsin
(Ok, it's a reach)
Posted by: pep at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (v16oJ)
Threadwinner....
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (RTm36)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (vg8iE)
Maybe the Mars lander is scouting for a home for them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (O+I8R)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sty0e6l3Y3Y
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (KnJdm)
they have analysts making sure that the pictures don't contain anything that would Disrupt The Narrative before they release them
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (h89VN)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (Gcdtg)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (IjWVx)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (+ya+t)
Dusky Nipples.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (Bmy3R)
I saw Dusky Nipples open for Dusty Springfield at the Coffee Cantata in '68.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: ShainS at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (/YULP)
****
Que Street is a pretty big voting bloc.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (euCiN)
How come every commercial has an interracial couple?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (euCiN)
Because there's no parallel parking on Mars.
Yet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (3H9h1)
=
Lace Wigs!!!
- Lace Wigs
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (W8e/N)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:20 PM (YqDXo)
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early candidate for thread winner, right there!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (Ndje9)
Once you go Martian
Your love life's upharsin
(Ok, it's a reach)
Posted by: pep at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (v16oJ)
Lost in Space episode featuring the chick in "the green mist."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (s2VJv)
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I guess everything is fine. No problems here. Everything is great.
Posted by: All-Female NASA Team at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (aex00)
Posted by: All-Female NASA Team at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (aex00)
This one has less bullshitting...mostly just a feed from mission control
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Much better. It's 1 1/2 hrs til touchdown?
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: scrub_oak
Has the Governor asked for Federal aide? That has to happen first.
Posted by: Cheri at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (Ve//x)
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Burqa.
Posted by: ShainS at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (/YULP)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (IjWVx)
Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (qlQ1E)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: pep at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (v16oJ)
Mars has pull-through parking only.
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (KnJdm)
If the rover has to parallel park after landing its fucked.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (s2VJv)
If Pixy says my comment is spam, I just cut it, then post the empty comment box and paste into the system. Yes, one of the perks of being a coblogger!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (Q9lwr)
If any of those chicks didn't come to work ever again there would be zero effect on whether the mission gets accomplished or not. In fact, it would probably speed things up.
Posted by: Thatch at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (qWceQ)
***
I shouldn't have to tell you that. If it mattered to you then you'd already know.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (IjWVx)
It's an NFL game, essentially.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (s2VJv)
To provide extra thrust, from those who ate them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
The footpads on the lander are shaped like little sombreros!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (pNxlR)
https://youtu.be/THPTxq32fW0
Here's a clean feed.
https://youtu.be/kPrbJ63qUc4
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (9IdCK)
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I guess everything is fine. No problems here. Everything is great.
Posted by: All-Female NASA Team at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (aex00)
Hey, what's this big red button do?
Posted by: Rep. Eleanor Holmes-Norton at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (aex00)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:22 PM (s2VJv)
If Pixy says my comment is spam, I just cut it, then post the empty comment box and paste into the system. Yes, one of the perks of being a coblogger!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (Q9lwr)
I wouldn't know, considering I still can't access my fucking privileges as such!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cate at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (gF9Dm)
I was watching the last SpaceX test and it was boring for like 20 minutes until out of nowhere the ship came into frame and exited in a huge fireball.
Quite the jump scare.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:17 PM (euCiN)
The mission is being run by the Jet Propulsion Laboratory of CalTech.
At least back in the day, students at CalTech were not clear that there were two sexes.
"Who's that guy who's all lumpy and shit?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (pNxlR)
This one has less bullshitting...mostly just a feed from mission control
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 18, 2021 02:21 PM (Q9lwr)
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thank you!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (pNxlR)
Cultural appropriation, scrub the mission, stat!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (F0JZc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:25 PM (s2VJv)
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What you talking about, OpenBlogger?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: All-Female NASA Team at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (aex00)
Oh shit. Look out.
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: NASA fast at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Astro at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: f2000 at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (IIUCn)
Does it have a flame thrower?
Posted by: clutch cargo
No. Copyright infringement. Elon Musk has the patent.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (2JVJo)
We must eliminate the gingers.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (Gcdtg)
I was watching the last SpaceX test and it was boring for like 20 minutes until out of nowhere the ship came into frame and exited in a huge fireball.
Quite the jump scare.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (Ve//x)
"I wish I was a Fireball..."
- - Gerry & Sylvia Anderson, 1964
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (dR6lV)
Posted by: Timon at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (q4X5T)
Posted by: x4 at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Jonah at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (H3r/x)
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (kQOtv)
Does it have a flame thrower?
Posted by: clutch cargo
Freeze Gun named Cleopatra
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (DjiZK)
Does it have a flame thrower?
Posted by: clutch cargo
Mean tweets of mass destruction.
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (euCiN)
Psaki: "NASA has women working there."
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (Ve//x)
Posted by: f2000 at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (IIUCn)
And of course you have to give them enough time to photoshop the alien cities out of the pictures.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (52QgA)
Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (qlQ1E)
This just in: the Mars lander has inexplicably just crashed into Venus! Developing ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (YqDXo)
_______________
Not if it worked like it was supposed to.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (k4dH2)
"I wish I was a Fireball..."
- - Gerry & Sylvia Anderson, 1964
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (s2VJv)
You asked for it......
https://youtu.be/cmXZOI7cM0M
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
If the Tesla is still in the same orbital path, it's not supposed to do a Mars flyby until October or so.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (3H9h1)
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"Houston, we have a problem. A tire on the rover went flat, and no one here knows how to fix it ..."
Posted by: ShainS at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (/YULP)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (9IdCK)
If any of those chicks didn't come to work ever again there would be zero effect on whether the mission gets accomplished or not. In fact, it would probably speed things up.
Posted by: Thatch
Diversity - It's the Gorilla Glue in the Machinery of Progress!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (euCiN)
Michael The Texan found an even better one.
https://youtu.be/kPrbJ63qUc4
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Joey "Junk Without Trunks" Biden, Esther Williams Lifeguard of the Year, 1962 at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Scooby Doo at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (s2VJv)
Who's hotter? Athena (People of Green Mist): Lost In Space
or
Orion Dancing Girl: Star Trek
I gotta at least give fashion props to LiS.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (qlQ1E)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:26 PM (O+I8R)
Ah yes, written in the language of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (bxPTJ)
Diversity - It's the Gorilla Glue in the Machinery of Progress!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (pNxlR)
What glue, that's jism.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (H3r/x)
Posted by: Lassie at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (BDQo0)
I feel left out.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (dWwl8)
Which one of the womenz will park the rover, forgetting to set the brake?
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag
Not just parking - parallel parking!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: All-Female NASA Team at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (aex00)
"You bitch!"
"Fine!"
"Whatever!"
"Tell it to the hand!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:24 PM (s2VJv)
Who's hotter? Athena (People of Green Mist): Lost In Space
or
Orion Dancing Girl: Star Trek
I gotta at least give fashion props to LiS.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (46GDR)
Nothing beats Gabrielle Drake in the purple wig and silver mini-skirt moonbase uniform on "UFO."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (s2VJv)
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Never. It's red, and the official position of the left is that only whiteness is raaaaaacist.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone GAF. Talking to myself until I talk to nobody. at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (Ve//x)
used to tell (mostly younger) cow-orkers "the day will come when you will pray to have boring back"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (h89VN)
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (O+I8R)
How dare they use an American flag in the control room? It should be a UN flag to celebrate equity amongst nations!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (F0JZc)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (6/LtX)
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Never. It's red, and the official position of the left is that only whiteness is raaaaaacist.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (k4dH2)
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Well, unless we find out that Mars voted Trump. Then it's multi-racial whiteness which is super problematic.
Mars probably has MAGA written on it somewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 02:23 PM (guGkK)
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Horde mind.
Posted by: ShainS at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (/YULP)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
I saw the Flapping Yentas open for the Flying Lizards at CBGB in '79.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Don Rickles at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (qlQ1E)
Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (+Pwev)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (h89VN)
Time for another Milking already?
Posted by: Cows at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (dR6lV)
Hence the jokes.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (H3r/x)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2021 02:27 PM (kQOtv) "
probably felt she needed to set a good example for all of us non-scientists.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (h89VN)
Like the 1998 - 1999 Mars Climate Orbiter.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (cyXD6)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: (fly) at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (wQX0G)
The Bidens want to land on Uranus.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (W+kMI)
And Sec of Transportation Buttigieg whats to run trains. On all of us.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (N39Ws)
Like the 1998 - 1999 Mars Climate Orbiter.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (UW2ZS)
Frankie Avalon hardest hit...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (s2VJv)
True Mission Fact: this rover, at OSHA's insistence, has a beeper installed for when it backs up.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (pNxlR)
Objection: WHATABOUTISM!
Posted by: Axeman at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (F0JZc)
And a rainbow flag! H8ters!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (YqDXo)
used to tell (mostly younger) cow-orkers "the day will come when you will pray to have boring back"
Every time I do a software release, I pray the next day will be boring.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (k4dH2)
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It's not red, it's indigenous you racists.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, POw-Wow Chow Contributor at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (euCiN)
Damn You... Damn you all to hell...
Posted by: Charlton Heston at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (BDQo0)
SHADO
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (dWwl8)
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Observation: Mao attacked thousands, millions with actual attacks that killed people, and yet the NYT was more respectful of him than Rush.
Objection: WHATABOUTISM!
Posted by: Axeman at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (cyXD6)
If I had that at 96, I don't think I'd really give a shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Trippy64 at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (8olCs)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (s2VJv)
Seven of nine ?
Posted by: NASA fast at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: steevy at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (qlQ1E)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (cyXD6)
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The tap-dancing does not have to stop for the libs.
Just a change of venue.
Posted by: Axeman at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:33 PM (s2VJv)
Ah, well. Martian Beach Party was a no-go anyway. No beaches.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (Bmy3R)
Like the 1998 - 1999 Mars Climate Orbiter.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (UW2ZS)
Wasn't that the mission where they got metric vs english imperial units of measure mixed up?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Whoopi at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (H3r/x)
If I had that at 96, I don't think I'd really give a shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (s2VJv)
This.
Roll with it. You're done soon anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (52QgA)
Thank goodness NASA has perfected the green screen CGI effects.
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (F0JZc)
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How long does it take a Twatter fairy to find and read/look at the cover of A Princess of Mars?
Posted by: exdem13 at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2021 02:32 PM (+Pwev)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (YqDXo)
There are questions that are best left unasked.
Posted by: pep at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (v16oJ)
They found strange writing that translates as "Remember to drink your Ovaltine."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (kQOtv)
Posted by: Tami at
They speak Spanish on Mars ?
Who knew ?
Posted by: JT at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: MW at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (gWtVa)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (52QgA)
Thank goodness NASA has perfected the green screen CGI effects.
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (F0JZc)
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"In my day, we did it all on intricately designed practical sets with large painted backdrops, and we liked it!"
-Stanley Kubrick
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: MW at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (gWtVa)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (BDQo0)
If I had that at 96, I don't think I'd really give a shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (s2VJv)
This.
Roll with it. You're done soon anyway.
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I'd like a pack of Benson & Hedges gold, please.
Posted by: Bob Dole at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Matt Damon star of Team America: World Police at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (sWM8x)
Blackout dates.
I don't really care. What's he gonna do from here?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
wit Whitey on de Mars....
Posted by: BluesFish at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (h89VN)
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Thought he would've died of Viagra-related issues some time ago.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Mitch McConell, Taipan Of The Senate at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Loki at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (KqiMr)
How dare they use an American flag in the control room? It should be a UN flag to celebrate equity amongst nations!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:31 PM (F0JZc)
Did you note in The Martian it was China that was our only hope in sending a rescue mission until the original crew decided to attempt the rescue based on the black genius's calculations?
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Somebody should tell him they don't need dead women on Mars.
Posted by: JT at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (Bmy3R)
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I'm damned shocked it wasn't changed to Black Lives Matter.
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Trippy64 at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (8olCs)
The SpaceX people WORK for a living!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (F0JZc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (kQOtv)
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How soon can we land somebody to give the right-handed A-OK?
Heck, a NASA figure in front of a picture of Mars giving the right-handed A-OK is probably more than enough.
We found out comets were exclusionary to women because of that guy's shirt.
Posted by: Axeman at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (FYe3W)
Yep.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (YqDXo)
"In my day, we did it all on intricately designed practical sets with large painted backdrops, and we liked it!"
-Stanley Kubrick
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (NWM+b)
And Nicole Kidman's tits!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Nothing beats Gabrielle Drake in the purple wig and silver mini-skirt moonbase uniform on "UFO."
***
Buy the DVD set for that series and watch it on a current hi def flat screen.
It's a good thing we didn't have that technology as a kid. A lot of us would have died of exhaustion before age 18.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (zpzoX)
I don't really care. What's he gonna do from here?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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He has no direct say in how FEMA operates. He's a federal senator, not a state one. The only reason he should be in Texas is for optics reasons, and I think it's about time to stop giving a shit about optics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:30 PM (s2VJv)
If we're on strictly fashion, that show is damned hard to beat on a few levels. That shit never would have made the cut on USA TV in the mid 60's - even 1970. The Brits were always on the cutting edge in that regard.
And I got a thing for go-go boots.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (KnJdm)
Wouldn't that be funny if it collided with the Tesla?
Naturally the only two moving, man-made objects for a brazillion miles around and they'd run into each other. Sheesh...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (HaL55)
536 {{{Hrothgar}}}
It's so good to have you back.
Posted by: creeper at February 18, 2021 02:19 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: creeper at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Marvin The Martian at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (BDQo0)
Should've named it "Reparations."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (YqDXo)
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Ridin' the Storm Out
Waitin' for the Fall Out...
Posted by: Lady in Black - GODSPEED Rush Limbaugh at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (+Pwev)
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He's reinforcing the perception that elected leaders are far removed from the people they govern. It's fucking ridiculous for him to have gone ahead with his vacation. What a GD idiot.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (sWM8x)
If you have Stage IV lung cancer longer than 4 hours, call your doctor.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (dWwl8)
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You mean he's dodging Little Chucky Schumer's phone calls in a place where he's not cold, can look at babes in bikinis, and not suffer power outages caused by dunderheaded Green policies? How terrible!
Posted by: exdem13 at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (kQOtv)
If I had that at 96, I don't think I'd really give a shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2021 02:34 PM (s2VJv)
This.
Roll with it. You're done soon anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt
jump Snake River canyon
Posted by: x4 at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Bob Dole at February 18, 2021 02:36 PM (jvt6t)
Dude: Romeo y Julieta
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (F0JZc)
Posted by: Axeman at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: Mitch McConell, Taipan Of The Senate at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (Bmy3R)
And dingleballs around the portholes, and hydraulic lifters on the landing struts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (YqDXo)
He has no direct say in how FEMA operates. He's a federal senator, not a state one. The only reason he should be in Texas is for optics reasons, and I think it's about time to stop giving a shit about optics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (NWM+b)
Agreed. He's got a pen and a phone. With both, he can't really do shit for Texas anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2021 02:40 PM (kQOtv)
Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (+Pwev)
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We've still got 2 branches of government and that ain't bad!
-President Jack Nicholson
Posted by: zmdavid at February 18, 2021 02:40 PM (xqRaG)
There I was talking to myself because no one had the courtesy to nood!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:41 PM (F0JZc)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2021 02:41 PM (Cus5s)
Fail.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hangs head, and nods.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2021 02:40 PM (kQOtv)
To busy staving off insurrection!!!!
You're on your own, Texas!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)
Hangs head, and nods.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:41 PM (YqDXo)
A for effort. F- for execution.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (YqDXo)
And Day-Glo lighting under the struts!
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:42 PM (F0JZc)
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Ridin' the Storm Out
Waitin' for the Fall Out...
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Speedwagon hailed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM
Posted by: exdem13 at February 18, 2021 02:42 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: JT at February 18, 2021 02:42 PM (arJlL)
So it'll be 6-0 then, 7-0 if they make the PAT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:42 PM (YqDXo)
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Perseverance always fakes the PAT in the first quarter. Be on the watch out for a two point attempt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 02:42 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Mitch McConell, Taipan Of The Senate at February 18, 2021 02:39 PM (euCiN)
Moose with a sign that says Closed for Renevations.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
When the President is Democrat and the Governor is Republican, it's the GOVERNOR'S fault, a switch from the Trump years and Hurricane Katrina
Posted by: JoeF. at February 18, 2021 02:44 PM (dR6lV)
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 02:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Names of upcoming landers:
1. Reparations
2. Renovations
3. Free Shit
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (YqDXo)
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@Deplorable Jay
Just finished a fascinating audiobook that I figured you (and perhaps others) would enjoy if you're not already familiar with E.O. Heinrich from century ago (can't believe I never heard of him before) -- especially with your personal and perhaps professional associations with UC Berkeley.
[There's also a famous case discussed about a death (murder or accidental?) in Palo Alto, which interested me as a Stanford Grad.]
"American Sherlock: Murder, Forensics, and the Birth of American CSI" by Kate Winkler Dawson.
Posted by: ShainS at February 18, 2021 02:44 PM (/YULP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (W2Pud)
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you can be my bundle of joy!
Posted by: Mitch McConnell, Taipan Of The Senate at February 18, 2021 02:44 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 02:44 PM (2DOZq)
NO! He RAN AWAY! Because he's a PUSSY and is SCARED OF BIDEN!!!!!!
- Every Libfuck on twatters
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
1. Reparations
2. Renovations
3. Free Shit
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:44 PM (YqDXo)
USS Graft
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 18, 2021 02:46 PM (cyXD6)
Posted by: ShainS at February 18, 2021 02:44 PM (/YULP)
Thanks, I'll check it out!
I've got one for you: the story of the Harvard chemistry professor who was hanged for murder.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_White_Webster
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2021 02:38 PM (W2Pud)
You asked for it......
https://youtu.be/d4-1ASpdT1Y
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 02:44 PM (2DOZq)
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He's just campaigning to future Americans.
Posted by: zmdavid at February 18, 2021 02:47 PM (xqRaG)
He's just campaigning to future Americans.
Posted by: zmdavid at February 18, 2021 02:47 PM (xqRaG)
Because it worked so well for Beto.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
I've got one for you: the story of the Harvard chemistry professor who was hanged for murder.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_White_Webster
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:46 PM (YqDXo)
Obviously for flaunting his White privilege.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Colin at February 18, 2021 02:49 PM (+Pwev)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2021 02:50 PM (qoNQ/)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Maybe flunked a minority student.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JM in Florida at February 18, 2021 02:55 PM (HCeRP)
Come to ____, enjoy the sun and all the fun things to do
But make sure you have immunization papers and bring you masks!
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2021 02:55 PM (Cxk7w)
Yep.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 02:37 PM (UW2ZS)
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Wasn't the metric vs English units also an issue in the manufacture of the Hubble Space Telescope mirror manufacturing process -- and they had to subsequently do a retrofit?
Posted by: ShainS at February 18, 2021 02:57 PM (Fiwz/)
Contingency announcement, if it fails
Psaki: The project is directed by a straight white guy who is old. And male. And straight
Posted by: JM in Florida at February 18, 2021 02:58 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar at February 18, 2021 02:59 PM (F0JZc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 18, 2021 02:46 PM (YqDXo)
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Thanks, will check out later -- currently mobile.
Posted by: ShainS at February 18, 2021 03:00 PM (/YULP)
Timer saying 50 minutes to go
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2021 03:05 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Valiant at February 18, 2021 03:35 PM (3MiF8)
"Let me put myself in their glory hole. If I were in their position, what would I be doing?"
Posted by: Judge Holden at February 18, 2021 03:37 PM (p5xuW)
Last interplanetary thing I heard was that some progressivefied space agency is looking to recruit "disabled" astronaut and the mouthpiece said a disabled person could be the best astronaut in the world.
Just take the money down to the beach and throw it in the ocean, please.
Posted by: 11B40 at February 18, 2021 03:44 PM (evgyj)
David Hogg was involved in this Mars landing in exactly the same way he survived the school shooting.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents at February 18, 2021 03:44 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 03:44 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 03:44 PM (euCiN)
***
Someone with no arms, hopefully.
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents at February 18, 2021 03:45 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 03:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: JayInAmes at February 18, 2021 03:46 PM (yGu6h)
***
Oh shit!
Wait, the landing? Oh, okay. Whew!
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents at February 18, 2021 03:46 PM (hsOar)
agency is looking to recruit "disabled" astronaut and the mouthpiece
said a disabled person could be the best astronaut in the world.
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Sounds like a job for Joe Biden
Posted by: President-For-Life Barack Obama I at February 18, 2021 03:46 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 03:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2021 03:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JM in Florida at February 18, 2021 03:47 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: WisRich at February 18, 2021 03:47 PM (qKfc+)
Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2021 03:47 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2021 03:47 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 18, 2021 03:48 PM (DB16e)
There is a point where they reveal that they are talking nonsense.
The Dems have crossed that point long ago. Unfortunately there are too many who believe that nonsense can be true.
Posted by: jakee308.com at February 18, 2021 03:48 PM (LyEz9)
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2021 03:47 PM (5+1A/)
***
Pictures on the internet?
Aww yeah
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks - Call your parents at February 18, 2021 03:48 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at February 18, 2021 03:48 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: LTCHAM at February 18, 2021 03:48 PM (yHJ+E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 03:45 PM
OMG! What if they have to parallel park the rover?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2021 03:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 03:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 18, 2021 03:49 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Arcade Asst Mgr at February 18, 2021 03:49 PM (j8yCO)
So, did whatever happened happen already?
Posted by: JM in Florida at February 18, 2021 03:49 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 03:49 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 18, 2021 03:49 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 03:50 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: JM in Florida at February 18, 2021 03:49 PM (HCeRP)
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Probably, yes. We're seeing what comes back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 03:50 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, Queen of Queens at February 18, 2021 03:50 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Long gpCoin at February 18, 2021 03:50 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 18, 2021 03:49 PM (1ISKN)
Ssssshh. If things go well we may get some rocks out of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 03:50 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Mask Nazi at February 18, 2021 03:50 PM (j8yCO)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 03:51 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Mask Nazi at February 18, 2021 03:50 PM (j8yCO)
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There are a large number of real scientists and engineers there. I wonder what's going through their minds.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 03:51 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: shibumi at February 18, 2021 03:51 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, Queen of Queens at February 18, 2021 03:52 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 18, 2021 03:52 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 03:52 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 03:52 PM (2DOZq)
So, did whatever happened happen already?"
they are talking like it is live, but I'm assuming touchdown in 3 minutes won't be confirmed for another 11. But maybe they adjusted, and it happened already ...
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2021 03:52 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 03:52 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 03:53 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 03:50 PM
So, Mars gets its rocks off?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2021 03:53 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 03:45 PM
OMG! What if they have to parallel park the rover?
hey, guys, i've seen stories pointing out that the seismometers already present on mars will be listening for the "thump" when it lands.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 18, 2021 03:53 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 03:53 PM (euCiN)
We really need to be in outer space asap. If anyone asks what the benefit would be tell them that we might be able to survive as a species if a meteor of the right size hits the earth such as what wiped out the Dinosaurs.
We were on our way but then Nixon got the boot and Carter spent the money on welfare and it took Reagan 8 years to recover from that then Bush flushed it all away with his New World Order and Clinton and his harpy got into the White House.
We're frittering our time away. Soon it will run out.
Posted by: jakee308.com at February 18, 2021 03:53 PM (LyEz9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 03:54 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2021 03:54 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 18, 2021 03:54 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2021 03:54 PM (gjvwR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2021 03:53 PM (DMUuz
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I guess mars doesn't need women then.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 18, 2021 03:54 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: x4 at February 18, 2021 03:54 PM (oA+QO)
There is a point where they reveal that they are talking nonsense.
The Dems have crossed that point long ago. Unfortunately there are too many who believe that nonsense can be true.
Posted by: jakee308.com at February 18, 2021 03:48 PM (LyEz9)
The instructions call for me to assemble these components using machine M5 screws. Screws are a sexist, phallic symbol of the patriarchy and I refuse to support the engineering department's narrative! AaaAAaAaa, triggered!!1!
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2021 03:54 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 03:55 PM (8FYLQ)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 03:55 PM (naEeR)
They're using parachutes to land it?
Lame.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 03:55 PM (8FYLQ)
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UNtil the skycrane kicks in
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 03:56 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Mask Nazi at February 18, 2021 03:50 PM (j8yCO)
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There are a large number of real scientists and engineers there. I wonder what's going through their minds.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 03:51 PM (UZVEt)
I can tell you what is going through this engineer's mind. My office is a face diaper free zone, unless you pull a paycheck from the government. In that case you are required to wear 3 face diapers while I wear none. Haven't had the opportunity yet to enforce that, but I'm chomping at bit to try it.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 18, 2021 03:56 PM (fkBoc)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2021 03:56 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 03:56 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 18, 2021 03:56 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 18, 2021 03:56 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 03:56 PM (euCiN)
A robust space program makes it more likely we'd detect those threats early and stop them.
In a sane world the Space Force would handle day to day space ops, including asteroid defense, while NASA focused on mapping all objects in the solar system, exploration, and research.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 18, 2021 03:56 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I guess mars doesn't need women then.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Never did. No one loves you more than yourself.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 03:56 PM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: WisRich at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (qKfc+)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mission Control Rick at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (j8yCO)
Posted by: PunchBowlPariah at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (W7jWg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: ace
They sent a team of Palestinian stringers to set up cameras to catch the landing live, but those guys immediately claimed Mars for Islam, then started building bombs, and BOOM!
Class dismissed.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (8FYLQ)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (MEetW)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: Andy Reid at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (LXiS2)
In a sane world the Space Force would handle day to day space ops, including asteroid defense, while NASA focused on mapping all objects in the solar system, exploration, and research.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
I've seen those movies. No bueno.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (Qq3ZN)
CO2 isn't flammable. Besides, the pressure is a tiny fraction of Earth's.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (sWM8x)
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Like the last one. I stayed up until the wee hours to watch that. A skycrane putting a car down on a foreign planet is pretty freaking awesome thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (gmo/4)
"If you know anything about Chinese history, it has always been, the time when China has been victimized by the outer world is when they haven't been unified at home," Biden began. "So the center--well, vastly overstated--the central principle of Xi Jinping is that there must be a united, tightly controlled China. And he uses his rationale for the things he does based on that."
From WZ.
IOW, it's okay for China to be communist and even fascist because otherwise they cannot do their world domination thing. This fuckstick is not only an idiot, he is obviously so, and an absolute embarrassment.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (Ks/+3)
If you HAVE to wear the d*mned things
Posted by: JM in Florida at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (HCeRP)
Just say we need it in 15 years and poof there it is.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (gjvwR)
Posted by: Doof at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (mZUr4)
I know what you mean.
There was a video game out from Microsoft. It was travel through the solar system using actual physics and real time. It was boring as hell.
The only good part was too difficult to actually do that was to meet up with a space station in geo sync orbit and then dock to an air lock.
It was very hard to do given the placement on the ship for the docking air lock. They had a cheat you could get the computer to take over and dock while you watched. It was amazing and I realize I could never do that and shit canned the game.
Posted by: jakee308.com at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (LyEz9)
They were apparently passing around peanuts -- a tradition that apparently dates back to Apollo.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Red Shirted Crewman at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (qAR6u)
*waves and gives thumbs up to rickl*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (MEetW)
And wore skinny ties.
Posted by: Robert at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I'm completely spoiled by watching Space X do their powered landings.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (8FYLQ)
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (AMIL/)
Seriously fantastic achievement again.
Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (gmo/4)
Well done. And it was all done with racist math (Take that Bill Gates).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM (MEetW)
And mission control wore an awful vest.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (okGHj)
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CO2 isn't flammable.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM
No, but the cow farts that produced it are!
Posted by: AOC at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (0WKYs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (BDQo0)
And a couple of doughnuts.
Let Mars know who's the Boss. And No, that ain't a reference to that nickelfucking Bruce Slimesnot.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (F0YaR)
It made me giggle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAxMjG7Y2ic
Christopher Reeve Restores the Snyder Cut
"It may not be better, but at least Superman's face isn't fucked."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (MEetW)
Hope Rickl does get front row seat.
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Joey Biden at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (r+sAi)
You think Bush 41 shut down his hometown's most famous business? He was one of NASAs biggest proponents.
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Red Shirted Crewman
If you've never read "Red Shirts" by John Scalzi, you should. Very, very good sci fi novel in which that trope plays center stage.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 04:00 PM (8FYLQ)
I know what you mean.
There was a video game out from Microsoft. It was travel through the solar system using actual physics and real time. It was boring as hell.
The only good part was too difficult to actually do that was to meet up with a space station in geo sync orbit and then dock to an air lock.
It was very hard to do given the placement on the ship for the docking air lock. They had a cheat you could get the computer to take over and dock while you watched. It was amazing and I realize I could never do that and shit canned the game.
Posted by: jakee308.com at February 18, 2021 03:58 PM (LyEz9)
Look into Kerbal Space Program.
Posted by: Andy Reid at February 18, 2021 04:01 PM (LXiS2)
Posted by: My life is insanity
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I'm sure he has a front-row seat.
Posted by: SMH at February 18, 2021 04:01 PM (toBA3)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 03:57 PM
I know CO2 isn't flammable. It's used in fire extinguishers. I was talking about scurry global warming.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 18, 2021 04:01 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2021 03:59 PM (AMIL/)
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A couple of years ago I made a concerted effort to watch all of Star Trek, and I found a website by some guy who had reviewed literally every episode. It was a decent guide, but he was a smarmy shit at the same time. Every time someone mentioned feet or inches in the show, he'd have some comment about how it was inaccurate.
Made me hate the metric system even more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 04:01 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Dr Fauci at February 18, 2021 04:01 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 04:01 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Is.
rickl is watching.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (8FYLQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (6/LtX)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (Ks/+3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Norm at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (MU7cN)
Posted by: First message from Mars at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (j8yCO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (guGkK)
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I love lamp.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: x4 at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (6/LtX)
++++
I hope that was sarcastic, but the mission launched last year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: creeper at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (XxJt1)
And a couple of doughnuts.
They already drew a dong on Mars, what more do you want?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: just wondering at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (HCeRP)
Posted by: NASA Mars Rover Team at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (5IiOq)
It's really what they did before they got turned into a propaganda arm for the Obama administration. It'd be nice if they actually worried about space again, instead of climate change.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (JUOKG)
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Ted Cruz really should have been there doing that for you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (NWM+b)
Well... the Martian ice caps were in retreat a few years ago.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: ace
Pictures on the internet?
Aww yeah
Posted by: Lysenko's Wonder Kulaks
Yay!!! Martian breasteses!!!
martianpronhub dot com
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2021 04:04 PM (zPCVJ)
Posted by: Marvin The Martian at February 18, 2021 04:04 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 04:04 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: just wondering
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Sad.
Posted by: SMH at February 18, 2021 04:04 PM (toBA3)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Pretty excited, I would say.
I was thinking about him today, with the rover landing on Mars.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 18, 2021 04:04 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: creeper at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (XxJt1)
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Eventually it will probably all be private, as NASA returns to its core mission of Islamic outreach and various other social programs.
But to do this requires bigger rockets than Tesla has at the moment. Their big rocket that they're testing (Starship) will be able to do it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 04:04 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (guGkK)
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I love lamp.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (NWM+b)
I don't get it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 18, 2021 04:04 PM (uxJPn)
Me - Yes sir! I'm ready to help! What can I do?
NASA guy - Give us your money.
Me - Oh.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at February 18, 2021 04:04 PM (MEetW)
And of course you have to give them enough time to photoshop the alien cities out of the pictures.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at February 18, 2021 02:28 PM (52QgA)
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Seriously. There are people who ask me why I come back here again and again. And then I show them comments like this, and they just nod. They also back away slowly as they nod. I'm good with it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM (sy5kK)
And a couple of doughnuts.
They already drew a dong on Mars, what more do you want?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (naEeR)
Run over a cat.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM (46GDR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, registered Independent at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM (euCiN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: dartis
_________________________________________
I would genuinely freak out if something like that landed on my lawn and the first thing I see is a camera moving around.
Posted by: 496 at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (gmo/4)
NASA will not do it, but private money will. You aren't the only one with that dream, but some have the wherewithal to make it happen.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM (okGHj)
or
Orion Dancing Girl: Star Trek
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 02:29 PM (46GDR)
Orion Dancing Girl by a green mile
First one was Susan Oliver, second crazy as batshit one was Yvonne Craig
Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Orenthal James at February 18, 2021 04:06 PM (BDQo0)
It's really what they did before they got turned into a
propaganda arm for the Obama administration. It'd be nice if they
actually worried about space again, instead of climate change.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (46GDR)
Or muzzie outreach..
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 18, 2021 04:06 PM (N39Ws)
non-involvement of tens of thousands of Goucher College graduates.
Oh, I thought you were joking. I thought it was a made up school like Faber College or something.
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 04:06 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (8FYLQ)
Yup.
Times like this are when I miss rickl the most. But he's keeping an eye on 'em for sure.
Posted by: creeper at February 18, 2021 04:06 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 04:02 PM (NWM+b)
I don't get it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 18, 2021 04:04 PM (uxJPn)
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I guess the commenter who did Ben Roethlisberger most just isn't around anymore. Sad...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 04:06 PM (NWM+b)
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Edit to add
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 18, 2021 04:06 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: klaftern at February 18, 2021 04:06 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (N39Ws)
Nah. It'll be Starship and Super Heavy. What they're testing now is the upper stage; Super Heavy will be even bigger and will carry a Starship almost all the way to orbit.
Apparently Starship *could* make it to orbit, but not with any cargo or fuel left over.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Robert at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 18, 2021 04:06 PM (NWM+b)
Guess so. I hate dealing with socks, personally. My admiration to those who have mastered that form of blog comedy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: jakee308.com
Buzz Aldrin was picked for the Space Program in large part due to the thesis he wrote in 1963 that earned him a Doctor of Science Degree from MIT was called: Line-of-Sight Guidance Techniques for Manned Orbital Rendezvous.
The concepts and math involved in matching orbits (especially higher to lower and vice versa) and successfully docking are mind-blowingly difficult.
His thesis is here if you'd like to physically damage your brain by trying to understand it:
http://dspace.mit.edu/handle/1721.1/12652
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (8FYLQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (axyOa)
Didn't see any of the engineer monitors surfing porn, so that is a plus
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (naEeR)
A mural on the side of it like those '70s love vans.
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 04:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: C. Fang at February 18, 2021 04:08 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Biden at February 18, 2021 04:08 PM (5IiOq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 18, 2021 04:08 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 18, 2021 04:08 PM (JMkM+)
Apparently Starship *could* make it to orbit, but not with any cargo or fuel left over.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (naEeR)
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Ah, okay. I thought that Starship was going to go to the Moon and beyond. I didn't realize it was a complex including the second part.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 04:08 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Dr Fauci at February 18, 2021 04:08 PM (wSnAv)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (axyOa)
They aren't paid to work. They are paid to be there if there is work to ignore while surfing porn. Such is government employment.
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 04:09 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 18, 2021 04:09 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (naEeR)
This is what happens when you build your city on Rock and Roll and not Rocket Fuel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 18, 2021 04:09 PM (uxJPn)
https://youtu.be/XMV1bwXyi54
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 04:09 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2021 04:10 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2021 04:10 PM (Cxk7w)
Faster-higher-slower. Slower-lower-faster.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:10 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Diogenes
Didn't see any of the engineer monitors surfing porn, so that is a plus
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Cut them some slack. They're downloading the porn as fast as a 28.8 modem can. That's why the others are standing around.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 04:10 PM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Orenthal James at February 18, 2021 04:10 PM (BDQo0)
And a couple of doughnuts.
They already drew a dong on Mars, what more do you want?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (naEeR)
Run over a cat.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now with tofu free gluten at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM
***
Pulls up to a toll sign: To Continue, Please pay
3 Guzxeks.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2021 04:11 PM (axyOa)
*
Why do you hate Science and minorities?
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 04:11 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Archer
NASA will not do it, but private money will. You aren't the only one with that dream, but some have the wherewithal to make it happen.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
I know, I was born then too. Watched Alan Shepard go up in the first Mercury sub-orbital flight.
Waiting a lifetime for us to reach Mars.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at February 18, 2021 04:11 PM (vcOmj)
It's a shame he ended up promoting time shares . He should have been given a million dollar a year pension as should have had all the Right Stuff guys.
Posted by: C 137 at February 18, 2021 04:11 PM (2DOZq)
3 Guzxeks.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2021 04:11 PM (axyOa)
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Someone's gotta go back intoto town and get a shitload of Guzxeks!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 04:11 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2021 04:11 PM (qAR6u)
3 Guzxeks.
Shit! Somebody go back and get a shitload of guzxeks!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: f'd at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 04:11 PM (UZVEt)
LOL!!
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (cF8AT)
Faster-higher-slower. Slower-lower-faster.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:10 PM (naEeR)
Orbital maneuvering sounds kind of hot.
Posted by: Robert at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 04:07 PM (8FYLQ)
fast is up, slow is down
Two years into my aeronautical eng. degree WSU added two spaceflight mechanics classes, changed our degree program to aero!!SPACE!! eng. and upped our tution by $15/hr. Still 90s state tuition so 29+ me can't complain.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (zPCVJ)
Gotta stay woke!
Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (wSnAv)
There is a point where they reveal that they are talking nonsense.
Don't worry, plenty of Woke math will be used to build our non-binary bridges and green energy buildings here on Earth! Regular math can stay out in space.
Posted by: Your Future at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (5IiOq)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 04:12 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: The Gorn at February 18, 2021 04:13 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Archer at February 18, 2021 04:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2021 04:13 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Cut them some slack. They're downloading the porn as fast as a 28.8 modem can. That's why the others are standing around.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 04:10 PM
So, NASA porn is worth the wait?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2021 04:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
It varies, depending on orbital positions etc. Orbital platforms would use less fuel, notwithstanding the fact you still need to get the fuel up to the platform.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 18, 2021 04:14 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2021 04:13 PM (axyOa)
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Green alien sex? It'll be exotic if nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 04:14 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at February 18, 2021 04:14 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 18, 2021 04:03 PM (UZVEt)
Well, they launched the rocket, but Trump had no plan on how to get it to Mars. Joe Biden got into office and had to plan the mission from scratch. It was his idea to put a rover on it and drive it around the surface.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2021 04:14 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Rob Crawford
When the reports were coming out a few years ago that GoreBull Warmening (tm) was also occurring as far out as Saturn's moons, that should have been the World's first clue that the SUN and the various planets'/moons' respective Milankovitch Cycles have something to do with atmospheric and surface temperatures.
But sadly, nobody in the "scientific" community has figured it out yet.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 04:14 PM (8FYLQ)
if there is work to ignore while surfing porn. Such is government
employment.
*
Why do you hate Science and minorities?
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested
for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 04:11 PM (1+b9Z)
Returning the favor.
Posted by: 4 at February 18, 2021 04:15 PM (KnJdm)
Mercury, Gemini, Apollo etc. I really thought/knew I see men on Mars
before I was 60. It would have happened I'm sure if congress didn't cut
the budget for NASA in the early 1970's. I'm going on 65 now. I'm having
doubts about living to see that.
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Me too. Very exciting to watch as a kid. Also part of a team that fired a Pershing missile from Cape Canaveral in the Army. I felt like John Glenn.
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2021 04:15 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Bond. James Bond at February 18, 2021 04:15 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2021 04:15 PM (dNzKv)
Nah, they're aware of it, but, sadly, saying that will mean all their funding is cut off.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:16 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Diogenes
Green alien sex? It'll be exotic if nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Three breasted wimmins.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 04:16 PM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 04:16 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 18, 2021 04:16 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 18, 2021 04:17 PM (6/LtX)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:17 PM (naEeR)
Faster-higher-slower. Slower-lower-faster.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:10 PM (naEeR)
Docking maneuver ops from ~500 feet to contact really aren't that difficult, believe it or not. I worked docking more than a bit at JSC in Houston. Orbital maneuvering, including getting the docking chaser vehicle to that 500 ft range are pretty darned hard to do right.
Posted by: Gref at February 18, 2021 04:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 04:17 PM (1+b9Z)
Mercury, Gemini, Apollo etc. I really thought/knew I see men on Mars
before I was 60. It would have happened I'm sure if congress didn't cut
the budget for NASA in the early 1970's. I'm going on 65 now. I'm having
doubts about living to see that.
My first GI Joe was the guy in a spacesuit in the mid 60s. I played space missions with that guy for years while I watched every space mission launch I could on TV.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 18, 2021 04:18 PM (JUOKG)
The best bang since the big one.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:17 PM
20 Guzxeks, same as in town.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2021 04:18 PM (axyOa)
(Watching space scientists geek out on TV is hilarious.)
Posted by: Java Joe at February 18, 2021 04:18 PM (F2LA2)
As I just opined to my sister, NASA once again has successfully SUCKED EVERY SHRED OF EXCITEMENT out of space exploration.
What's the media budget? What they can squeeze out of the coffee fund? And what the hell was that ginormous
antique camera that guy had? My Sony Betamax genuine news guy camera was smaller than that thing.
Audio was utter crap and whoever directed was apparently on a break.
Posted by: Gooshy at February 18, 2021 04:19 PM (s5Rfz)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2021 04:19 PM (Qq3ZN)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 04:17 PM (1+b9Z)
That's gonna be tough...it launched last July.
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2021 04:19 PM (cF8AT)
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Oh, I've figured it out. That's why I plan to put up an array of solar blocking panels in space. If I control the f^*king sun, I control EVERYTHING!!!!
Posted by: Dr. Billy Gates, PhD in GUI at February 18, 2021 04:20 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2021 04:20 PM (dNzKv)
--
Seriously. There are people who ask me why I come back here again and again. And then I show them comments like this, and they just nod. They also back away slowly as they nod. I'm good with it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2021 04:05 PM (sy5kK)
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Who asks you such a question? Folks who've ventured into the comments around here are either keepers who already know why you/we come back because they come back themselves -- or they are better to be cast aside and never spoken to or even thought of again!
Posted by: Doof at February 18, 2021 04:20 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 04:17 PM (1+b9Z)
Crap, if this at been in the age of Barry* there would already be photos of him with a tiny mars in the background.
* This is the dawning of the age of Abarryous (just popped into my head, sorry)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2021 04:20 PM (zPCVJ)
Posted by: Tami
*
They don't care.
See also: COVID
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 04:21 PM (1+b9Z)
I've managed to dock things in Kerbal, but never managed an orbital rendezvous. Even with MechJeb.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:21 PM (naEeR)
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She jumped Kamaltoe out back at the Naval Observatory. They're slap fighting.
Posted by: Dr. Billy Gates, PhD in GUI at February 18, 2021 04:21 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2021 04:19 PM (cF8AT)
Only because Joe Biden told them to get it right. he said "Listen here braniac jacks, you get that Mars Rover launched right now, or I'm gonna show you what an irishman is made of, take that to the bank!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2021 04:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: f'd at February 18, 2021 04:22 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: f'd at February 18, 2021 04:22 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 18, 2021 04:22 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Tami at February 18, 2021 04:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:21 PM (naEeR)
MechJeb - please clap
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 18, 2021 04:23 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: f'd at February 18, 2021 04:23 PM (+y8uL)
The best bang since the big one.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 18, 2021 04:17 PM (naEeR)
Three boobs are kind of the uncanny valley for me boob wise. Never been a fan of the Tritatatops.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2021 04:24 PM (zPCVJ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Yes, he did.
https://tinyurl.com/Dat-Old-Negro-Space-Program
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2021 04:24 PM (8FYLQ)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at February 18, 2021 04:25 PM (Gs5TH)
In all seriousness, I bet psaki and Biden take credit for this.
Posted by: Lysenkos Bagged Lettuce, 100% abortion free and only tested for safety using abortions at February 18, 2021 04:17 PM (1+b9Z)
Biden called it a lid at 8:00 AM today.
So he'll what a briefing tomorrow on the progress at the candy bar factory.
Posted by: YIKES! at February 18, 2021 04:27 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Edmund Emil Kemper at February 18, 2021 04:39 PM (v0R5T)
donald trump had no plan to land perseverance on mars.
before my administration there was no perseverance lander.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 18, 2021 04:43 PM (5Bw0D)
Defund NASA.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2021 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: johnd01 at February 18, 2021 04:56 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Goatweed at February 18, 2021 05:05 PM (90fhE)
Posted by: BlackJackShellacque at February 18, 2021 05:53 PM (ipgjL)
no doubt to suck data from the JPL mission.
Coincidence?...not likely.
Our Space program is shot full of CHI-COMS these days.
Thanks Barry...Uncle Joe will carry on now.
Posted by: Daywatch at February 18, 2021 09:00 PM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at February 19, 2021 12:59 AM (MSTJr)
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