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Trump Letter to Fake Impeachment Mangers: "We are in receipt of your latest public relations stunt."

The Fake Impeachment Mangers -- including Eric Swalwell, who was adulterously fornicating with a Chinese spy while serving on the House Intelligence Committee -- delivered a demand that Trump testify under oath, so they can use Jim Comey rules to prosecute him for non-lies.

They declared that his refusal to do so would give rise to a "negative inference" about his claims of innocence.

Trump wrote back, properly, "Go fuck yourselves, and tell Swalwell to wipe the Chinese Spy off of his dick."

trumpletterimpeachment.png

Posted by: Ace at 06:08 PM




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1 Go fuck yourselves into the sun would have been politer than that.

I approve.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 04, 2021 06:08 PM (GbPPJ)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Nood.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 04, 2021 06:08 PM (GbPPJ)


Ok.

It's WAY hotter when she does it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)

4 *waves at Sponge*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 04, 2021 06:09 PM (GbPPJ)

5 *wanders around nice and roomy thread*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 04, 2021 06:09 PM (GbPPJ)

6 That's politer than I would be.

LOLGF ftw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 04, 2021 06:09 PM (F0YaR)

7 NOT SPONGE!

Posted by: FtWorthMike at February 04, 2021 06:09 PM (/DNWp)

8 lalalalalalalalala

THAT WASN'T SPAM PIXY OKAY KINDA BUT THAT WAS MEAN TO NOTICE!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 04, 2021 06:10 PM (GbPPJ)

9 I love Trump......Never thought I'd say that, but the dude is the SHIZZZZNIT.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

10 It was also reported today that Trump sent a letter to the SAG organization resigning his membership. Apparently they were in the process of trying to remove him because of his statements on January 6th.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 04, 2021 06:10 PM (iDGpQ)

11 I would work for them. For free.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

12 willowed:

Is this De'sanctimonious twat still a thing?

As far as I could tell, when she got her job, her only "accomplishment" was that she was an undergrad from somewhere...

...which, in fairness, is pretty much Fupa Goldberg's sole accomplishment.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 04, 2021 06:10 PM (SLKju)

13 *waves at Sponge*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 04, 2021 06:09 PM (GbPPJ)


*blushes*

*twists big toe on the floor*

Shucks.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Nice.
I also liked Trump's letter to the SAG

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (uxJPn)

15 Castor is perfect for this. Was a great prosecutor in PA

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (nZwtD)

16 Good.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)

17 And I'm sure that the calls for Trump's lawyers disbarring
are coming in fast and furious.

I get the feeling that lawyers like sending out these sorts of sarcastic reply letters even when their client is not the President. Good letter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (VP4Cd)

18 It was also reported today that Trump sent a letter to the SAG organization resigning his membership. Apparently they were in the process of trying to remove him because of his statements on January 6th.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 04, 2021 06:10 PM (iDGpQ)

Yep. It was lovely.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

19
But first ...... you WILL blow me. And him. Then him. Then that guy over there. Then the hobo on the sidewalk.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (isTb+)

20 Nice.
I also liked Trump's letter to the SAG
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (uxJPn)


It would've been better had he ended with "In closing, you can take your Film Actors Guild membership and shove it."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Yep. It was lovely.
Posted by: LASue

That SAG letter was magnificent. Brought me back to happier times.

Posted by: lizabth at February 04, 2021 06:12 PM (L3Rsz)

22 But first ...... you WILL blow me. And him. Then him. Then that guy over there. Then the hobo on the sidewalk.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (isTb+)


Hey. It worked for The Go-Go's.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

23 What a sinful letter.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at February 04, 2021 06:13 PM (sWM8x)

24 OMG that letter is absolutely perfect.

Posted by: Caliban at February 04, 2021 06:13 PM (HgGBT)

25 The SAG blacklisting Trump? That's precious.

Posted by: f'd at February 04, 2021 06:13 PM (jTpWC)

26 Thats bound to put marks on their face panties.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 04, 2021 06:13 PM (buTO7)

27 >>>Hey. It worked for The Go-Go's.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt


Jane Wiedlin is a national treasure you Philistine!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (nZwtD)

28
Take this impeachment and shove it...

Posted by: Johnny Paycheck at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (LilNs)

29 Willowed...

Oh this is funny. Well done, FBI...well done.

@SeamusHughes

I've studied extremism for 15 years, I've reviewed mostly every court record for decades. I can honestly say very little surprises me. That said, I have absolutely no idea what to say about the Internet image the FBI used in a criminal complaint of the picture hanging on the wall

https://tinyurl.com/y2u2b8on

(scroll down...)

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

30 So will they try to compel his testimony?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (jOcSX)

31 We were promised nood alexthechick.

We'd settle for Victory Tits.

We'll get nothing and like it.

*le sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (rBtIz)

32 It would have been better stated:

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats

or

Fuck you, war.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (dNzKv)

33 That letter probably cost, what, maybe $2 million in legal fees?

And worth it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (sy5kK)

34 Holy shit the no joke next Doctor on Doctor Who might be a shemale.

Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (1+b9Z)

35 I Said Good Day, Sir!

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (xkhFL)

36 16 Good.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)

16 posts in and we're already calling good?

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (jBRLB)

37 The FBI is a joke.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (dNzKv)

38 Lawfare creeps, like Berke, wanted to get him on "lying to Congress". They probably had the same FBI they used to kidnap Roger Stone ready to snatch PDT when he returned to Florida.

Posted by: EveR at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (R0z7P)

39 Oh my goodness, you guys, there's a part two:
Woman uses shampoo on her Gorilla Glue spray glued hair to demonstrate she's not kidding.

https://bit.ly/3oRDMzH


Part one:
Woman uses Gorilla Glue spray adhesive to keep her hair in place, does a PSA to warn others not to do the same.

https://bit.ly/3oO11dV

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (UW2ZS)

40 This kind of reminds me of one the greatest little side stories in NFL history. A lawyer who held season tickets to the Cleveland Browns wrote a letter to the team to complain about the perilous fan activity of folding the game programs into paper airplanes and flying them around the stands. This was dangerous, you see. Someone could put an eye out.

The response from the team's lawyer was absolutely incredible.

Letter: tinyurl.com/1q587flk
Response: tinyurl.com/yuulp253

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (UZVEt)

41 My Congress Critter is on the House Management team. I doubt she won either without the fraud.

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (Cxk7w)

42 Holy shit the no joke next Doctor on Doctor Who might be a shemale.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (1+b9Z)


Not surprising at all. And appropriate, considering Iowahawks famous observation about the left wearing skinsuits.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (jOcSX)

43 very cool.

*hoists beer in toast to PDT and his lawyer(s)*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (PpU3N)

44 I get the feeling that lawyers like sending out these sorts of sarcastic reply letters even when their client is not the President. Good letter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (VP4Cd)



Oh, oh, yes, there's nothing quite like getting to send out a letter like that when the other side REALLY deserves it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 04, 2021 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)

45
Belinda Carlisle > Jane Wiedlin

Fight me

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:16 PM (isTb+)

46 In other news, the Club for Growth has cast out Josh Hawley.

I never even knew the Club for Growth was even still a thing.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 04, 2021 06:16 PM (+tUzs)

47 Damn. That was a proper schlonging....

- the chicken

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at February 04, 2021 06:16 PM (5npD/)

48 This would be a good time for that conservative movement to actually, - you know, - move?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2021 06:16 PM (03n3v)

49 The best part of this is Trump's letting these self-important a-holes (SAG, congress, etc.) that they are completely unimportant to him. Smoke of rage is coming out of ears across the land.

Posted by: DJ at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (O3/K+)

50 Holy shit the no joke next Doctor on Doctor Who might be a shemale.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (1+b9Z)

Come on. Were you really going to watch it, but this is the last straw?

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (gAFsE)

51 Gorilla Glue in all its types is not to be fked with other than using it as specified.

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (Cxk7w)

52 Fucking hell, now Dicktor Von Doomcock is talking about Blade Runner, saying Deckard was a Replicant.

No. No he wasn't. Fuck that soy shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (uxJPn)

53 Id still like to know why nothing of importance was released .

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (Js/7v)

54 Oooh. I think I may have just swooned a bit.

The letter is not too long, nor too short. It says precisely what it means, and makes no bones about it.

Plus, the Fuck You implied is just icing on the cake.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (okGHj)

55 Off topic -

I see Pence is going to work at Heritage. Is that a truly conservative think tank, or another hot bed of never-Trumpers?

(A sincere question, I can't keep all of the think tanks straight, since most of them seem like grifters to me.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (tkyK5)

56 Letter: tinyurl.com/1q587flk
Response: tinyurl.com/yuulp253
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (UZVEt)

Ha! I'll be laughing about this one for weeks, maybe the rest of my life.

perfection.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (x8Wzq)

57 >>>My Congress Critter is on the House Management team. I doubt she won either without the fraud.
Posted by: Skip


Is it Dean? She's a pig.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (nZwtD)

58 Jane Wiedlin is a national treasure you Philistine!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (nZwtD)


That's all well and good, but there's a story out there in the music lands about how when they first started out, they serviced ALL the dudes after the show, including the security guards.

Hollywood, remember.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Holy shit the no joke next Doctor on Doctor Who might be a shemale.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (1+b9Z)

Collect your winnings if you said Hollywood was gonna zoom right the hell past women and into the freaky deakys ASAP.

I hope with all my heart and soul that leftard women have tons of fun being the next white males.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2021 06:18 PM (jBRLB)

60 No. No he wasn't. Fuck that soy shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (uxJPn)

He dreams about unicorns in the director's cut.

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 06:18 PM (gAFsE)

61 Willowed...

Oh this is funny. Well done, FBI...well done.

@SeamusHughes
I've studied extremism for 15 years, I've reviewed mostly every court record for decades. I can honestly say very little surprises me. That said, I have absolutely no idea what to say about the Internet image the FBI used in a criminal complaint of the picture hanging on the wall

https://tinyurl.com/y2u2b8on
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

What the heck?!?!?

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

62 Good Thursday evening, horde!

This is golden.

But, hey, I just read on my home screen that "diplomacy is back!" !!11!!!

Dear sweet Jesus, the slobbering.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (OX9vb)

63 Personally couldn't give a rats ass about Pence.

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (Cxk7w)

64 It's WAY hotter when she does it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:09 PM


Sponges don't have boobs!

(That was like Day 1 in paleontology class.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (tkyK5)

65 I also liked Trump's letter to the SAG
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:11 PM (uxJPn)

It would've been better had he ended with "In closing, you can take your Film Actors Guild membership and shove it."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

He almost did. Trump classed it up a little.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (uxJPn)

66 Trump supporters purchased land near Mt. Rushmore, plan to project holographic image of Trump alongside existing sculptures....breaking*



ok I might have made it up

Posted by: BignJames at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (AwYPR)

67 The response from the team's lawyer was absolutely incredible.

*

Related, search for "Regarding your dam complaint"

It's a letter a private landowner sent to the government when they were threatening him because of a dam on his property.

Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (1+b9Z)

68 >>>Belinda Carlisle > Jane Wiedlin

Fight me
Posted by: fixerupper


She's gorgeous but I love Jane

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (nZwtD)

69 Ha! I'll be laughing about this one for weeks, maybe the rest of my life. ...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (x8Wzq)
++++
I'm in the "rest of my life" camp. There are certain things that I see that make me thing, "one day, I want to be able to get away with that." This is one of them. Another is a letter from my grandfather to his accountant. They had some dispute (the cause is lost to history). It simply read,
"Dear {name},

Fuck you. Strong letter to follow.

Sincerely,
{Name}"

When I'm ready to go out in a blaze of glory, I'll dust that one off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (UZVEt)

70 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (arJlL)

71 The Democ-Rats are just trying to keep Trump from running again in 2024

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (FLiOE)

72 I would have sent back a printout of the Grumpy Cat "NO" meme.

And maybe some actual cat feces.

Probably some actual cat feces.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (5npD/)

73 Pillage, converged. Think of them as National Review types that sell to the plebes corporatist policies that identify as conservative. The real ones left the building long ago or are pensioners.

Posted by: whig at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (pO7gM)

74 >>> Woman uses Gorilla Glue spray adhesive to keep her hair in place, does a PSA to warn others not to do the same.

https://bit.ly/3oO11dV
Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (UW2ZS)


Does MEK make a shampoo?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (XRRK9)

75 "55 Off topic -

I see Pence is going to work at Heritage. Is that a truly conservative think tank, or another hot bed of never-Trumpers?

(A sincere question, I can't keep all of the think tanks straight, since most of them seem like grifters to me.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (tkyK5) "



If there is one, I don't know of it. traitorous grifters every one, imho.
tbh, hoping someone will point one out.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (PpU3N)

76 And Bruce Castor was my County commissioner once

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (Cxk7w)

77 In other news, the Club for Growth has cast out Josh Hawley.

I never even knew the Club for Growth was even still a thing.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 04, 2021 06:16 PM (+tUzs)

I thought it was for bald men.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

78 Nothing about me, huh? I'll just be over here, I guess.

Posted by: The horse they rode in on at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (t+qrx)

79 Yes, the SAG letter is great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (VP4Cd)

80 Letter: tinyurl.com/1q587flk
Response: tinyurl.com/yuulp253
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (UZVEt)

Ha! I'll be laughing about this one for weeks, maybe the rest of my life.

perfection.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM

Comedy gold!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (rBtIz)

81 Come on. Were you really going to watch it, but this is the last straw?

*

No, I stopped after Matt Smith. I ended up liking him a lot more than I expected, though.

Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (1+b9Z)

82 Is Pazuzu the Demoncrat impeachment manager?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (lgiXo)

83 also willowedOh this is funny. Well done, FBI...well done.

What am I missing? I don't get what's going on there. Who's the dude next to the Grand Poobah they're talking about and why is it important?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (HaL55)

84 The King of "LOLGF!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (KDCRD)

85 "Heads we win, tails you lose."

Why "Republicans" deal with this at any level is one of those imponderables. Many are either clueless, or they are complicit.

Ever present with the leftists are increasingly shrill circular arguments. Known as a tautology. Them Greek Homos knew about that 5,000 years ago.

Them: "You're Racist!"
You: "What!? No... Not even close."
Them: "See!! Your denial PROVES you're a racist!!"

ProTip: Never join a "church" that doesn't offer even the possibility of forgiveness, or allow for redemption, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (HwGIC)

86 He dreams about unicorns in the director's cut.
Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 06:18 PM (gAFsE)

The Director's cut is Scott doing retcon. The image is from his movie 'Legend' and was not part of the script.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (uxJPn)

87 Didja see his resignation from the FAG? (Screen Actors Guild, but I couldn't resist a "Team America" joke)

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (Iw46i)

88 >>>That's all well and good, but there's a story out there in the music lands about how when they first started out, they serviced ALL the dudes after the show, including the security guards.


And I missed it...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (nZwtD)

89 34 Holy shit the no joke next Doctor on Doctor Who might be a shemale.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (1+b9Z)

Assuming the series isn't put on outright hiatus again. Cause as woke as the BBC is they also like the merch cash and the last few years have hurt those sales quite a bit from what I have heard.

Posted by: Bete at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (Ojki1)

90 The story is better if Deckard was not a replicant. There comes a time when you have to break with authors and say 'These are MY characters.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (lmikk)

91 It would've been better had he ended with "In closing, you can take your Film Actors Guild membership and shove it."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt


Except that the thought of a shoved member would turn on 99% of the Actors Guild.

Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (P1f+c)

92 74 >>> Woman uses Gorilla Glue spray adhesive to keep her hair in place, does a PSA to warn others not to do the same.

***

Pretty smart of her to walk past 117 store aisles full of women's hair care products to go over to hardware.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (+tUzs)

93 "Dear {name},

Fuck you. Strong letter to follow.

Sincerely,
{Name}"

When I'm ready to go out in a blaze of glory, I'll dust that one off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (UZVEt)

Holy hell. that brings tear to my eye.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (x8Wzq)

94 >>>I see Pence is going to work at Heritage. Is that a truly conservative think tank, or another hot bed of never-Trumpers?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM

Heritage is located in DC, thus it's a grift. But it's probably as "truly conservative" as such things can be when populated by people that dream of "working" in politics (and living in DC), which is not very.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (dYe5S)

95 What am I missing? I don't get what's going on there. Who's the dude next to the Grand Poobah they're talking about and why is it important?

*

Look at the painting behind them.

Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (1+b9Z)

96 Goddamit, in America you are innocent until proven guilty!

Unless we want to make a negative inference out of your protestations of innocence. Then you are pretty much guilty.

Posted by: West at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (QY+6a)

97
Not even a cunning stunt at that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (s2VJv)

98 When are the Demoncrats going to ban nice conservatives,?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (lgiXo)

99 Related, search for "Regarding your dam complaint"

It's a letter a private landowner sent to the government when they were threatening him because of a dam on his property.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:19 PM (1+b9Z)



That's one of the best ever.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 04, 2021 06:23 PM (GbPPJ)

100 96 Goddamit, in America you are innocent until proven guilty!

Unless we want to make a negative inference out of your protestations of innocence. Then you are pretty much guilty.
Posted by: West at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (QY+6a)


You seem to forget that since January 6th, America ceased to exist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2021 06:23 PM (s2VJv)

101 What am I missing? I don't get what's going on there. Who's the dude next to the Grand Poobah they're talking about and why is it important?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (HaL55)

Oh good, I thought it was just me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)

102 It was also reported today that Trump sent a letter to the SAG organization resigning his membership.

That was pretty good, too. IIRC, the ending clause was "your union has done nothing for me."

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (B2mhs)

103 No. No he wasn't. Fuck that soy shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (uxJPn)



He dreams about unicorns in the director's cut.

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 06:18 PM (gAFsE)

He didn't bang the circuits loose out of Sean Young.

Posted by: 4 at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (KnJdm)

104 100 96 Goddamit, in America you are innocent until proven guilty!

Unless we want to make a negative inference out of your protestations of innocence. Then you are pretty much guilty.
Posted by: West at February 04, 2021 06:22 PM (QY+6a)


You seem to forget that since January 6th, America ceased to exist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2021 06:23 PM (s2VJv)

Now you are guilty til proven Democrat.

Posted by: Bete at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (Ojki1)

105 AK47 RIFLE BATTLE PICK UP STYLE ROMANIAN BFPU-UF

11 benjamins

These go fast. If you want one, move right now.

https://bit.ly/2MCVSZd

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (UW2ZS)

106 What am I missing? I don't get what's going on there. Who's the dude next to the Grand Poobah they're talking about and why is it important?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (HaL55)

Oh good, I thought it was just me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)

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Im lost too.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (isTb+)

107 61 L A Sue
What the heck?!?!?

Is that Spartacus in the buff?

Posted by: Johnny Paycheck at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (LilNs)

108 I see Pence is going to work at Heritage. Is that a truly conservative think tank, or another hot bed of never-Trumpers?

(A sincere question, I can't keep all of the think tanks straight, since most of them seem like grifters to me.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2021 06:17 PM (tkyK5)

There can be no conservative think tanks, because conservatives should think for themselves.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

109 Allowing your political Party to be taken over by complete idiots who think there are Jewish Space Lasers is not the path to electoral victory.

Posted by: kallisto at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (+PEdQ)

110 Personally couldn't give a rats ass about Pence.
Posted by: Skip

A mouse's ass ?

An amoeba's ass ?

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (arJlL)

111 They are again declaring Trump has to prove his innocence, or he is guilty. --That came up in the Mueller report, I forget details. But they said Trump's failure to prove he was not a Russian Spy, was proof of his guilt. Guilty till proven innocence, the standard for Trump and patriotic Americans (deplorable/racist, till proven otherwise)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 04, 2021 06:25 PM (Cus5s)

112 A mouse's ass ?

An amoeba's ass ?
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (arJlL)

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Technically.... an amoeba's ass is called a vacuole.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:25 PM (isTb+)

113 "And I missed it..."

Might still be hope, reunion tour?

Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2021 06:25 PM (qH6FZ)

114 Excellent. The "fuck you, strongly worded letter to follow" approach. Very good indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at February 04, 2021 06:25 PM (nakwk)

115 Romney wants a living wage for Americans now. Buh bye economy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:26 PM (nZwtD)

116 I am liking this David Schoen guy.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:26 PM (zr5Kq)

117 30 So will they try to compel his testimony?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (jOcSX)

in an Unconstitutional action? Where even John Roberts told the Senate "sorry, I'm going fishing that day and am unavailable?"

Of course they will.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2021 06:26 PM (sy5kK)

118 I'm getting irritated. I need to find a photo of either Paige Spiranic or Yanet García.
I suppose I could listen to good music and pray.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 06:26 PM (lgiXo)

119
Dear Diary,
It is apparent that our attempt to steal the election and make Donald Trump go away forever has only been halfway successful. Maybe if we cut Florida at the state line the south part of the state will sink into the Atlantic Ocean.

Posted by: The Diary of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Smollet at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (N/gDA)

120 Bruce Castor is an all right guy, I think

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (j9HX3)

121 The Diary of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Smollet



Excellent.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (zr5Kq)

122 And reminded that my coworkers are a bunch of unable to think critically simps.

Posted by: Bete at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (Ojki1)

123 Thanks for the updates on Pence/Heritage.

I knew the Moron Horde would be able to edumacate me!

Is Trump a one-off, or do we have another potential disruptor in the wings?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (tkyK5)

124 Technically.... an amoeba's ass is called a vacuole.
Posted by: fixerupper

So, you're saying Tank Abrams ain't got one o' them ?

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (arJlL)

125 That AK-47 I posted is now out of stock. It took about four minutes.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (UW2ZS)

126 Bruce Castor is an all right guy, I think

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All right
Alt right

Tomato
Tomahto

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (isTb+)

127 *>>Bruce Castor is an all right guy, I think
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Yes, he's solid

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (nZwtD)

128 81 Come on. Were you really going to watch it, but this is the last straw?

*

No, I stopped after Matt Smith. I ended up liking him a lot more than I expected, though.

-------------------------
I stopped when Captain Jack kissed The Doctor. I knew where the writers were headed and I wanted no more of it.

Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (Cyk6o)

129 Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (isTb+)

In a criminal complaint the FBI used a doctored photo? It's supposed to be a portrait of Henry Clay, It was replaced with the picture of a large half nude black guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (VP4Cd)

130 Ocasio-Smollet. What will they think of next.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (zr5Kq)

131 "they serviced ALL the dudes after the show,"

Word is that when she started out, Madonna blew every DJ on the island of Manhattan.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (RqdaK)

132 Technically.... an amoeba's ass is called a vacuole.
Posted by: fixerupper

So, you're saying Tank Abrams ain't got one o' them ?
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (arJlL)


"Cloaca", is the word you're looking for there.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (t+qrx)

133 Where even John Roberts told the Senate "sorry, I'm going fishing that day and am unavailable?"

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I read that as "going fisting".

Um...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (WENj9)

134 Does MEK make a shampoo?
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (XRRK9)
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A methyl ethyl ketone joke. heh

Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (buTO7)

135 Why is Trump through his attorneys even giving life to this shit!

Posted by: AnnaS at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (U2rG9)

136 Romney wants a living wage for Americans now. Buh bye economy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:26 PM (nZwtD)

The fact that the Republican party hasn't expelled that piece of shit is enough to throw them on the trash heap. If you can't manage your own fucking ranks, how the hell can you be expected to fight anyone else?!

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (gAFsE)

137 Aetius451AD,

In case you didn't see this on the last thread:

Anything CZ is superb. The 75 is old school, lots of metal, a classic for good reasons.

The P-07 is more concealed carry friendly -- polymer, weight (it's on a very short list for my new EDC piece).

CZ's striker-fired P10 series also merits a look.

You can't go wrong with CZ. And I say that as a devout .45 1911 dude

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (jU336)

138 At this point, if Trump made a 6 hour video listing each member of the Deep State, and saying GFY after each name, I'd probably watch the whole thing.

Ace is still telling people who should be told to F off, to do so. So is Kurt Schlichter. So is Mollie Hemingway, more politely but with no fewer barbs. And of course the commenters here. Who else? I'm starved for based commentary.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (RzGcW)

139 Trump Letter to Fake Impeachment Mangers


"Mangers"?

Did Fang Fang give Swalwell the mange?


also:
/spelling pedant off

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (786Ro)

140 >>> 115 Romney wants a living wage for Americans now. Buh bye economy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:26 PM (nZwtD)


He's atoning for his corporation raiding venture capitalist days. Using my f'ing money.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (XRRK9)

141 Bananarama member them?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (9d4A3)

142 love when trump tells dems lolgf

Posted by: Nora at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (nyQyG)

143 Is Trump a one-off, or do we have another potential disruptor in the wings?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2021 06:27 PM (tkyK5)


I suspect that others will appear, even if Trump doesn't run in 2024. The establishment is weakening and growing desperate as their incompetence becomes more apparent.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (jOcSX)

144 Woman uses Gorilla Glue spray adhesive to keep her hair in place, does a PSA to warn others not to do the same.

https://bit.ly/3oO11dV
Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 06:15 PM (UW2ZS)


I guess she didn't watch the Cheers episode where they had the beard growing contest and Cliff Clavin won, but cheated.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

145 "What am I missing? I don't get what's going on there. Who's the dude
next to the Grand Poobah they're talking about and why is it important?"

Look at the picture on the wall behind the fake Shaman.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (qH6FZ)

146 What makes me so sad is that we came this >< to a glorious America first with booming economy shared by a deep and wide swath of Americans, no bs from foreign troublemakers, deals to bring sides together, opportunity galor, Space Force (!) and so much more. And deep state GOPers pissed it away.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (99Nt9)

147 Romney wants a living wage for Americans now. Buh bye economy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:26 PM (nZwtD)

He is free to donate to help others.

Posted by: Bete at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (Ojki1)

148 tinyurl.com/srwb5pkt

What am I reading? "Pence is a Deep State rat" is what this looks like to me.

Link goes to a Rasmussen Reports tweet

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (DB16e)

149
"Cloaca", is the word you're looking for there.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (t+qrx)

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*snort*

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (isTb+)

150 Trump a one-off, or do we have another potential disruptor in the wings?

*

Imma vote harder than ever!

Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (1+b9Z)

151 Why is Trump through his attorneys even giving life to this shit!
Posted by: AnnaS

Giving life ?

I thought more "driving a stake through its heart" !

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (arJlL)

152 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 04, 2021 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)

Yes; It sounds like a fun part of the job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (VP4Cd)

153 >>>If you can't manage your own fucking ranks, how the hell can you be expected to fight anyone else?!
Posted by: Vanya


And Utah will vote for him again in droves.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (nZwtD)

154 106 What am I missing? I don't get what's going on there. Who's the dude next to the Grand Poobah they're talking about and why is it important?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM (HaL55)

Oh good, I thought it was just me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)

Im lost too.
Posted by: fixerupper

the portrait in the background. the elites are weird af

Posted by: x4 at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (oA+QO)

155 Why is Trump through his attorneys even giving life to this shit!

Because it's fun.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (z36Kd)

156 There's a house I drive by fairly often. It's on a well traveled road, next to a traffic light. The old guy has a Ron Paul for President bumper sticker on his truck. They had a big MAGA sign in the front window in 2016, and a KAG flag this year. Neighbor across from them had an Inslee sign.

Went by it today. They have an American flag that has morphed about 80% into a Gasden flag. The car has a picture of President Trump doing a thumb's up. And there is a house for sale sign on the side yard. No idea if they are leaving the state or just moving to a more conservative area.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2021 06:31 PM (YynYJ)

157 Bananarama member them?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



Once upon a cruel summer

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2021 06:31 PM (786Ro)

158 Romney wants a living wage for Americans now. Buh bye economy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:26 PM (nZwtD)

The fact that the Republican party hasn't expelled that piece of shit is enough to throw them on the trash heap. If you can't manage your own fucking ranks, how the hell can you be expected to fight anyone else?!
Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (gAFsE)

Its not like the Dems will let Mittens get a victory lap, though.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2021 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

159 That was... tasty.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:31 PM (zWl33)

160 Where even John Roberts told the Senate "sorry, I'm going fishing that day washing my hair that day, and am unavailable?"

yeah..kinda like that

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:31 PM (zr5Kq)

161 I guess she didn't watch the Cheers episode where they had the beard growing contest and Cliff Clavin won, but cheated.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

My beard is huge, and I cheat on them.

Posted by: Obumbles what got less votes than Bidet at February 04, 2021 06:31 PM (Ojki1)

162 A lot of litigation is waged with dueling letters by the lawyers.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2021 06:31 PM (RqdaK)

163 You can't go wrong with CZ. And I say that as a devout .45 1911 dude
Posted by: callsign claymore at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (jU336)

I did see it, but did not say thank you right away- like an asshole.

Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:31 PM (lmikk)

164 Bananarama member them?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

She's got it.
Yeah baby she's got it.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (zWl33)

165 Is that Spartacus in the buff?
Posted by: Johnny Paycheck at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM (LilNs)

Spartacus wishes, but im sure he'll volunteer to get to the bottom of it.
IYKWIMAIKYD

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

166 Romney can go and climb the Bulwark.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (zr5Kq)

167 Trump wrote back, properly, "Go fuck yourselves, and tell Swalwell to wipe the Chinese Spy off of his dick."

This type of thoughtful prose is why I can't quit this place. I love you Ace, in a big sister kind of way.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

168 There can be no conservative think tanks, because conservatives should think for themselves.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM


That was kind of my perception, but you stated it MUCH more clarifying manner!

That is also true when debating with my Leftist friends. Once you get them off of their talking point, they have no response - because they haven't actually "thought" about the issue.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (tkyK5)

169 @108

This is the red meat "Conservatism" you can get from the Heritage Foundation....

- 5 Early Unforced Joe Biden Foreign Policy Errors.

- The Problem of Nationalism.

- Why Civil Discourse Should Be the Fruit of a Liberal Arts Education.

- Consequential Decisions on Reconciliation and the Byrd Rule.

The country is slipping away by the second and these fops are farting out turds like this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (3k74F)

170 and so much more. And deep state GOPers pissed it away

*

Yeah, it's almost like We the People and the representatives have completely different motives. We want what's best for our children, and they want what's best for theirs.

Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (1+b9Z)

171 Does MEK make a shampoo?
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (XRRK9)
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A methyl ethyl ketone joke. heh
Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (buTO7)

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Oooh Solvent puns.

Waht she really needs is an acidic jew....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (isTb+)

172 Trump is the rarest of men. He has become a legend in his own lifetime. I am glad that I was alive to see him serve as POTUS. Every day with him as POTUS was like St. Crispin's Day.

Posted by: jmel at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (bVhJi)

173 It was replaced with the picture of a large half nude black guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (VP4Cd)

Wood sitting on a bed meme. Top men at the FBI.

Posted by: 4 at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (KnJdm)

174 OK. Spartacus fake ex-girlfriend is a decent actress. i found out recently.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (zr5Kq)

175 Romney wants a living wage for Americans now. Buh bye economy.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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It is always darkly amusing that the people who 'care' so much, are entirely unwilling to give of their own private resources, before unleashing their programs on the rest of us.

I will believe that Romney is truly compassionate the moment he has reduced himself to the level of *my* resources.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (L47aO)

176 Im lost too.
Posted by: fixerupper

the portrait in the background. the elites are weird af
Posted by: x4 at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (oA+QO)

Not where the arrow points; on the wall behind.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

177 She's got it.
Yeah baby she's got it.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (zWl33)

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Oh that video on MTV.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (isTb+)

178 Trump a one-off, or do we have another potential disruptor in the wings?

Trump was the last shot we had at delaying the inevitable war and break-up of the country.

So, one-off.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (zWl33)

179 I know Raskin just lost his son to suicide, but Raskin is one of the vilest snakes taking up space in the Capitol.

He looks just like a guy we know who is also a POS.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

180 My first thought when I read negative inference was that it's blatantly unconstitutional. Then I remembered they were impeaching a private citizen. Constitution is mort.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 04, 2021 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)

181 Great response. "We're not going to enable your psychosis."

Posted by: Emmie at February 04, 2021 06:34 PM (ofYez)

182 The country is slipping away by the second and these fops are farting out turds like this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (3k74F)

At least they have their pinkies out.

Posted by: 4 at February 04, 2021 06:34 PM (KnJdm)

183 "what are you doing here. I thought I told you to go f*ck your mother."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 04, 2021 06:34 PM (LWu6U)

184 The guy's English needed a little work:

That said, I have absolutely no idea what to say about the Internet image the FBI used in a criminal complaint of the picture hanging on the wall.

It should read "That said, I have absolutely no idea what to say about the Internet image of the picture on the wall which the FBI used in a criminal complaint.

So evidently Blue Viking Man was sending out his picture with a doctored image of a portrait on the wall and the FBI used it without noticing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:34 PM (VP4Cd)

185 Bananarama member them?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

She's got it.
Yeah baby she's got it.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM

That was a cruel summer.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2021 06:34 PM (rBtIz)

186 Trump needs to take my advice. He needs to just write "FUCK YOU" on the back of a dick-pic and address it to Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2021 06:34 PM (Bvn1K)

187 Is Trump a one-off, or do we have another potential disruptor in the wings? Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Too early to tell. Ask again in 2022-3 if it matters or not.

Posted by: whig at February 04, 2021 06:35 PM (pO7gM)

188 ***I will believe that Romney is truly compassionate the moment he has reduced himself to the level of *my* resources.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Never happen.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:35 PM (weW1a)

189 Oh that video on MTV.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (isTb+)

I... uh... need a moment...

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:35 PM (zWl33)

190 The country is slipping away by the second and these fops are farting out turds like this.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (3k74F)

Did you make those up?

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 06:35 PM (gAFsE)

191 >Holy shit the no joke next Doctor on Doctor Who might be a shemale.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (1+b9Z)

I certainly hope so. The woke purity spiral and the reaction from The Critical Drinker and the like are far more entertaining than any of the product that they're trying to sell us.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 04, 2021 06:35 PM (7cERy)

192 Oooh Solvent puns.





Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (isTb+)

What precipitated this?

Posted by: 4 at February 04, 2021 06:35 PM (KnJdm)

193 United States of America July 4 1776 - Jan 6, 2021
RIP

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2021 06:35 PM (Cxk7w)

194 >Holy shit the no joke next Doctor on Doctor Who might be a shemale.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (1+b9Z)

This gives "Doctorin' the TARDIS" a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 04, 2021 06:36 PM (7cERy)

195 Not where the arrow points; on the wall behind.
Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

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Oh.

OOOOOOHHHH.

Oh shit that hilarious.!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:36 PM (isTb+)

196 Im lost too.
Posted by: fixerupper

the portrait in the background. the elites are weird af
Posted by: x4 at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (oA+QO)

Not where the arrow points; on the wall behind.
Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

The fbbies introduced as evidence that a dude was in the capitol a photo that had been altered to show a web meme photo were a painting should be.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2021 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

197 Post 129 reference to post 29

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:36 PM (VP4Cd)

198 At this point, if Trump made a 6 hour video listing each member of the Deep State, and saying GFY after each name, I'd probably watch the whole thing.

A***
Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (RzGcW)

LOL! Me too.
Try Gab- lots of good links there, plus many hordlings.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

199 I miss my president, the truly legitimate president of the United States, Donald J. Trump. I really do. I miss the guy. I miss his bravado. I miss his taking these pukes to the woodshed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2021 06:36 PM (O+I8R)

200 The fight for America is over when they beat us down so far that we can no longer fight, or when we give up.

I do not regard the second of these as any sort of option.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2021 06:36 PM (RzGcW)

201 "Because there is a presumption of innocence, prosecutors never, ever need to conclusively determinate it" Mr. Ratcliffe said, accusing Mr. Mueller of violating the standard operating procedure of prosecutors. --" from Legal Insurrection ... also ... only Trump is guilty unless he is "exonerated".

"Mr. Ratcliffe said it was inappropriate for a prosecutor to try to exonerate someone. Pressing further, Mr. Ratcliffe asked Mr. Mueller if he could name another instance of the Justice Department stating that someone was not exonerated other than Mr. Trump

"I cannot" Mr. Mueller said.

tinyurl.com/fuoucobd

Posted by: illiniwek at February 04, 2021 06:36 PM (Cus5s)

202 giveruppers

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)

203 Ace's reply to Meggie Mac in the sidebar is a thing of beauty.

It's really chilling to read her Twitter feed and see the number of GOPe fan gurls and bois urging Megs to run for office. {{{shudder}}} She also has liberal fans doing the same, because Megs is NOT a conservative. She's a My Father!(TM) type Republican.

So mock away, Ace and horde. Ben must drink himself to sleep at night.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

204 One of my favorite bits of law pr0n: there's a little A/V cable shop that started as a home business. One day Monster Cable dropped a steaming load of trademark infringement threats on them, which appears to be Monster's sole business model and primary revenue stream. It turned out that the guy who owned the shop was doing it as a retirement sideline; his full time job for decades was patent and trademark law. Monster cable ended up looking like they'd tried to carjack John Wick and the guy from Taken.

https://www.bluejeanscable.com/legal/mcp/

Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2021 06:37 PM (t+qrx)

205 Actually the only person I could see being a Trump-like black swan is Elon Musk.

He's making all sorts of hand signals that he's being red pilled little by little.

The DOJ is going after him for having the temerity of only hiring Americans for SpaceX.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2021 06:37 PM (3k74F)

206 At least they have their pinkies out.
Posted by: 4
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Green tea sipping lotus eaters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 06:37 PM (WZ5i4)

207 A mouse's ass ?

An amoeba's ass ?
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2021 06:24 PM

Exactly zero fucks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2021 06:37 PM (rBtIz)

208 When the day of rage comes, the AEI, The Heritage Foundation, etc., etc. are the first place we to start raping and pillaging. The raping depends on how attractive the work staff is.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2021 06:37 PM (qH6FZ)

209 >>>No, I stopped after Matt Smith. I ended up liking him a lot more than I expected, though.

=======

I regret not stopping. Though jenna Coleman made it bearable. Barely.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (VbCZe)

210 Meg is a democrat. She just does not know it.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)

211 @190

Nope, those articles are on their website.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (3k74F)

212 the portrait in the background. the elites are weird af
Posted by: x4 at February 04, 2021 06:30 PM (oA+QO)

So, I'm confused. Is that portrait actually hanging in the Capitol, or is it a photoshop?

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (OX9vb)

213 From Breitbart:
"Uyghur, Kazakh, and other ethnic minority survivors of China's brutal concentration camp system told the BBC in an extensive report published Wednesday that they witnessed and endured rape at the hands of Chinese government agents on a regular basis, including the use of electric batons to rape and torture women."

This looks credible. Where's our Media.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (RqdaK)

214 De Santis may....MAY....be our next Trump. Will wait and see.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

215 I know Raskin just lost his son to suicide, but Raskin is one of the vilest snakes taking up space in the Capitol.

He looks just like a guy we know who is also a POS.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

"Dear Congressman Raskin,

"Maybe if you'd spent more time on things that actually matter and less on masturbatory impeachment bullshit, you would have noticed that your son needed help before he self deleted.

"Your, etc..."

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 06:39 PM (gAFsE)

216 Personally... the next Dr. Who isn't worth discussing at this time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 04, 2021 06:39 PM (3H9h1)

217 199 I miss my president, the truly legitimate president of the United States, Donald J. Trump. I really do. I miss the guy. I miss his bravado. I miss his taking these pukes to the woodshed.


I miss him so much! I miss his little press briefings or the off-the-cuff talks he would give before or after some event. Never before have I really wanted to listen to a politician talk! because he isn't a politician! and he was AMAZING off the cuff!

the Left/BigGov Crew thinks they can just go back to the way things were, do no work, get paid the big bucks for watching porn. I don't think it's gonna work.

you can't go home again (metaphorically), mother*ckers

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 04, 2021 06:39 PM (j9HX3)

218 There are two types of people in the world: Those who knew Deckard was a Replicant in the original edit, and those who think Prometheus is a good movie.

Posted by: goozer at February 04, 2021 06:39 PM (PwwcI)

219 So, I'm confused. Is that portrait actually hanging in the Capitol, or is it a photoshop?

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I wouldnt be surprised either way.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:39 PM (isTb+)

220 The last sentence is particularly delicious. It's letters like that that sometimes make me wish I went to law school.

There's a really good infringement response letter floating around on the internet from when Monster Cable threatened to sue some mom-and-pop for daring to produce cables with the same standardized connectors that they use (we're talking generic RCA type stuff here, not some whiz-bang proprietary spec). As it turns out the little guy in question used to be a trial litigator with many pals still in the biz, and his response to Monster's bogus claims was truly glorious.

Posted by: CppThis at February 04, 2021 06:40 PM (zcf1k)

221 >>>government agents on a regular basis, including the use of electric batons to rape and torture women."


Shocking! I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:40 PM (weW1a)

222 De Santis may....MAY....be our next Trump. Will wait and see.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

-----

Many have tried to pull the sword from the stone.

All have failed.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:40 PM (isTb+)

223 So now that the House has been told to sod off, what's the next act in this comedy?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at February 04, 2021 06:40 PM (j4gLL)

224 214 De Santis may....MAY....be our next Trump. Will wait and see.


that dude makes me melt

he is LITERALLY my exact type

a good regular guy with balls who likes to eat! perfect ideal for an Italian lady I would love to cook for him!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 04, 2021 06:40 PM (j9HX3)

225 Meg is a democrat. She just does not know it.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (zr5Kq)


Oh, she knows it. She pretends to be a "principled Republican" because My Father!!! (TM). She and her sleazy mother are the same.

Someone sent me a link to her Twitter last night where she was complaining about not being able to get drunk while breast feeding.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

226 The last sentence is particularly delicious. It's letters like that that sometimes make me wish I went to law school.


==

over 98% of lawyers out there are boneheads

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:41 PM (zr5Kq)

227 Deckard was not a replicant.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2021 06:41 PM (3k74F)

228 So, I'm confused. Is that portrait actually hanging in the Capitol, or is it a photoshop?
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (OX9vb)


"Hung". It's "hung" in the Capitol.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (t+qrx)

229 Someone sent me a link to her Twitter last night where she was complaining about not being able to get drunk while breast feeding.
====

She's a vile fucking pig.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (iydjf)

230 hat dude makes me melt

he is LITERALLY my exact type

a good regular guy with balls who likes to eat! perfect ideal for an Italian lady I would love to cook for him!

------

*makes backhand waving motions

Go on....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (isTb+)

231 Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:39 PM (isTb+)

No; The portrait that is supposed to be there is that of Henry Clay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (VP4Cd)

232 Funny how people think a stolen election can't happen again.

Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (QipVc)

233 The funniest thing to me is the thought of them receiving this letter, and feeling a terrified drip in their little penises. And that includes Nanci.

Posted by: Caliban at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (HgGBT)

234 There's a really good infringement response letter floating around on the internet from when Monster Cable threatened to sue some mom-and-pop for daring to produce cables with the same standardized connectors that they use (we're talking generic RCA type stuff here, not some whiz-bang proprietary spec). As it turns out the little guy in question used to be a trial litigator with many pals still in the biz, and his response to Monster's bogus claims was truly glorious.
Posted by: CppThis at February 04, 2021 06:40 PM (zcf1k)


See #204.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (t+qrx)

235 229 Someone sent me a link to her Twitter last night where she was complaining about not being able to get drunk while breast feeding.
====

She's a vile fucking pig.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (iydjf)

She needs to nurse her buzz.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (lmikk)

236 Not where the arrow points; on the wall behind.
Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

---

Oh.

OOOOOOHHHH.

Oh shit that hilarious.!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:36 PM (isTb+)


That's a photoshop as I've had pics with that image sent to me in memes in WhatsApp.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)

237 The last sentence is particularly delicious. It's letters like that that sometimes make me wish I went to law school.

There's a really good infringement response letter floating around on the internet from when Monster Cable threatened to sue some mom-and-pop for daring to produce cables with the same standardized connectors that they use (we're talking generic RCA type stuff here, not some whiz-bang proprietary spec). As it turns out the little guy in question used to be a trial litigator with many pals still in the biz, and his response to Monster's bogus claims was truly glorious.
Posted by: CppThis at February 04, 2021 06:40 PM (zcf1k)

I used to collect excellent /ridiculous/funny meet and confer/settlement/F* off letters like this one , and motions - had a bunch tacked to the back of my office door. They could fill a small book.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

238 David Hogg is really starting his own pillow company to compete with Mike Lindell?

That has to be a joke.

Or, the jokes will write themselves.

My pillow biter

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (rdbLX)

239 > And Utah will vote for him again in droves.

Romney has an 85% approval rate among Utah Democrats and a 65% DISapproval rating among Republicans. Republicans far outnumber Democrats in Utah.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (UW2ZS)

240 OH. I see everyone has

McGyver, back to lurking

Posted by: McGyver at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (Iw46i)

241 There are two types of people in the world: Those who knew Deckard was a Replicant in the original edit, and those who think Prometheus is a good movie.

==

Deckard was never a Replicant. In any edit. FIGHT ME !

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)

242 So now that the House has been told to sod off, what's the next act in this comedy?

Posted by: Mikey NTH

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Bomb discovered in Capitol Building with Trump's signature on it!

Posted by: ShainS at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (txLae)

243 De Santis may....MAY....be our next Trump. Will wait and see.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
------------

Shep's hysteria over maskless Floridians is simply a shot at De Santis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (GBHAb)

244 >>>Someone sent me a link to her Twitter last night where she was complaining about not being able to get drunk while breast feeding.


Who would bang that manatee?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (weW1a)

245 Funny how people think a stolen election can't happen again.
Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (QipVc)

Lucy is always ready to tee-up the football again.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (zWl33)

246 Personally... the next Dr. Who isn't worth discussing at this time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 04, 2021 06:39 PM

Tom Baker. There can be only one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (rBtIz)

247 No; The portrait that is supposed to be there is that of Henry Clay.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (VP4Cd)

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Looks like John Henry.

Steel driving man.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (isTb+)

248 Someone sent me a link to her Twitter last night where she was complaining about not being able to get drunk while breast feeding.

***

???? Did anyone ask her why not?

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

249 Bomb discovered in Capitol Building with Trump's signature on it!
Posted by: ShainS at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (txLae)
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Was is yuge and luxurious?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 04, 2021 06:44 PM (WENj9)

250 De Santis / Noem could be just the ticket, with a big Trump endorsement

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2021 06:44 PM (RqdaK)

251 My pillow biter
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (rdbLX)

My-Pull Ups. Well not MY pull ups, as I can't do one with these pipe cleaners.

Posted by: Hogg, of the other Hoggs at February 04, 2021 06:44 PM (lmikk)

252 So, I'm confused. Is that portrait actually hanging in the Capitol, or is it a photoshop?
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM (OX9vb)

"Hung". It's "hung" in the Capitol.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (t+qrx)

l love this place.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

253 >>>Someone sent me a link to her Twitter last night where she was complaining about not being able to get drunk while breast feeding.

Who would bang that manatee?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (weW1a)

A charter member of CONservative, Inc.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:45 PM (zWl33)

254 >>>Holy shit the no joke next Doctor on Doctor Who might be a shemale.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 06:14 PM (1+b9Z)

=====

Did anyone think it would reverse course as long as Chibnall was still running the show?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 04, 2021 06:45 PM (VbCZe)

255 Re the sidebar, has science ever figured out what Chrissy Teigen is storing in her cheeks?

Posted by: Azathoth at February 04, 2021 06:45 PM (+tUzs)

256 Deckard was never a Replicant. In any edit. FIGHT ME !
Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (zr5Kq)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:45 PM (lmikk)

257 @241

There is no need to fight, Philip K Dick stated he created Deckard as a Human who was dehumanized by his job as a Blade Runner.

The Original cut's happy ending precludes it.

And as far as I'm concerned Ridley's Scott continually chicken fucking Blade Runner with tedious "re-imaginigs" became grating after the first one let alone The Final Cut.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2021 06:46 PM (3k74F)

258 Re the sidebar, has science ever figured out what Chrissy Teigen is storing in her cheeks?
Posted by: Azathoth at February 04, 2021 06:45 PM (+tUzs)

apparently, pancake batter

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:46 PM (uxJPn)

259 >>>A charter member of CONservative, Inc.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom


So, no real people?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:46 PM (weW1a)

260 This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:45 PM (lmikk)

👍

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (zr5Kq)

261 Pipe Cleaners. Now there's another reference lost, like Tears in the Rain...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (lmikk)

262 234 See #204.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (t+qrx)


Yep, that's the one. Good times!

Posted by: CppThis at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (zcf1k)

263 I hope the Saudis and Israelis get together and bomb the shit out of Iran.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (sWM8x)

264 I hope the Saudis and Israelis get together and bomb the shit out of Iran.


Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (Zmnko)

265 >>>Re the sidebar, has science ever figured out what Chrissy Teigen is storing in her cheeks?


Five pounds of hobo spunk.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (weW1a)

266 De Santis / Noem could be just the ticket, with a big Trump endorsement

Oh hell yes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (nxdel)

267 Welp, MTG has just been stripped of her committee assignments.

Yet Swallowswell remains......

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

268 I hope the Saudis and Israelis get together and bomb the shit out of Iran.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (sWM8x)

Denied!
- Random Obama-appointed Hawaiian District Court Judge #6

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (zWl33)

269
Are you talking about Hogg boy's arms?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (lgiXo)

270 267 Welp, MTG has just been stripped of her committee assignments.

Yet Swallowswell remains......


And Omar too

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (Zmnko)

271 173 It was replaced with the picture of a large half nude black guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (VP4Cd)

Wood sitting on a bed meme. Top men at the FBI.
Posted by: 4 at February 04, 2021 06:33 PM (KnJdm)

*********

It's half-nude on the FBI picture but that black guy is totally nude in the original picture. Rivals' The Main Board, before it clamped down on nudity last month, used to post that guy's picture as a meme on about 500 different things. He's rather girthy, to say the least, and was a porn actor before he died in 2016.

Posted by: Blor-Utar, from Zimtok-5 at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (xxG/v)

272 Five pounds of hobo spunk.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (weW1a)

*snips joke about BTH*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (lmikk)

273 > Funny how people think a stolen election can't happen again.

I think Republicans felt reassured that the vote fraud machine will be neutered the next time because Covid will be gone and mail in frauding won't be an issue. They were happy to let it prevail against Trump, but next time will be totally different.

They were wrong.

We crossed the Rubicon. Judges and Politicians and volunteers were bought and or threatened. Dominion is still at the center of most states election systems. Not only will the fraud be massive every election from here out, but all those tens of millions of Trump fans will close their wallets. Republicans are about to get hit by a truck and they will cry like the little bitches they are.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (UW2ZS)

274 Mollie Hemingway
@MzHemingway
Is this a joke?

NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt
@NBCNightlyNews

White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain speaks with @LesterHoltNBC about the plan to send masks to every American.

"We're gonna do whatever we can to make masks more available to people."

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (NpAcC)

275 I can't believe Hogg is on Tinder. lolol

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

276 >>>Re the sidebar, has science ever figured out what Chrissy Teigen is storing in her cheeks?

Five pounds of hobo spunk.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (weW1a)

I freaking love this place.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (zWl33)

277
Ridley's Scott continually chicken fucking.

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There. THATS the core concept. Everything else is extemporaneous blathering's.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (isTb+)

278 269
Are you talking about Hogg boy's arms?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (lgiXo)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (lmikk)

279 275 I can't believe Hogg is on Tinder. lolol
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

O.o

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (lmikk)

280 I hope the Saudis and Israelis get together and bomb the shit out of Iran.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 04, 2021 06:47 PM (sWM8x)

That would make a great picture-- Israeli and Saudi planes in formation, flying away from the massive smoke clouds of Iranian weapons factories.

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (gAFsE)

281
"We're gonna do whatever we can to make masks more available to people."

Oh FFS.. I walk ever day in this park and along the trail there are always used masks.. Maybe they can come and pick those up

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (Zmnko)

282 I used to collect excellent /ridiculous/funny meet and confer/settlement/F* off letters like this one , and motions - had a bunch tacked to the back of my office door. They could fill a small book.
Posted by: LASue
--------

You should read the last deposition that I gave. I was actually beginning to feel sorry for the plaintiff lawyers. They just set themselves up for brutally mocking answers by the uninformed nature of their questions.

The lawyers on the defendant side were actually guffawing, and slapping high-fives at some of my testimony.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (WD9ZA)

283 Welp, MTG has just been stripped of her committee assignments.

Yet Swallowswell remains......


And Omar too
Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (Zmnko)


Dems are in a majority. No surprises. Pelosi is doing scorched earth. the bitch should get everything she deserves.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (zr5Kq)

284 "We're gonna do whatever we can to make masks more available to people."

Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (nxdel)

285 267 Welp, MTG has just been stripped of her committee assignments.

Yet Swallowswell remains......
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (ptqGC)


I quit expecting any different, so I'm no longer shocked at any of their actions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (rdbLX)

286 $1500/hr minimum wage now!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (dNzKv)

287 SWIPE WHATEVER DIRECTION MEANS NO, JANE!

Posted by: BEN ROTHELISBURGER at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (lmikk)

288 NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt

@NBCNightlyNews

White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain speaks with @LesterHoltNBC about the plan to send masks to every American.

"We're gonna do whatever we can to make masks more available to people."



Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (NpAcC)

Sweet jeebus. What is that going to cost us? I'll bet the masks are made in China, too.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

289 Sorry I didn't post more of an explanation about the photo the FBI used in their criminal complaint.

The person with the blue mask on is the subject of the complaint, McCreary. 4 of his co-workers were interviewed by the FBI. One of those co-workers provided the FBI with that pic that was sent to him by another of McCreary's co-workers. No idea who inserted the photoshop of 'Wood'.

Sorry...started dinner and then didn't get back until now.

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

290 By the time the post office delivers all the face masks, the pandemic will be over

Posted by: Nckate at February 04, 2021 06:51 PM (+6Fup)

291 Dems are in a majority. No surprises. Pelosi is doing scorched earth. the bitch should get everything she deserves.
====

Oh, she will...
*sharpens barbs on cock*

Posted by: Satan at February 04, 2021 06:51 PM (iydjf)

292 He's rather girthy, to say the least, and was a porn actor before he died in 2016.

that guy DIED!?!!

aw

I have a really funny story about that meme but it may be a little too spicy and also it would totally dox me

sad to hear he is no longer with us! dude is LEGEND

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 04, 2021 06:51 PM (j9HX3)

293 De Santis / Noem could be just the ticket, with a big Trump endorsement
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2021 06:44 PM (RqdaK)

Desantis has just done a masterful job governing a pretty populace and difficult state - east coast has the locusts (as Jan D'oh calls them) and the west has the die hard Trumpists - the middle has the elderly from - well - everywhere in the US. Not an easy grouping to manage and keep happy...but he's done it.

Good proving grounds for governing the United States. Bet Ron fires everyone when he's elected, right?

Posted by: Boswell at February 04, 2021 06:51 PM (w2LAm)

294
Whoever Photoshopped the image the FBI used ... I think the picture of George Costanza in the 'Art of Seduction' episode of Seinfeld would have been even better.

Aspect ratio might not have worked as well, though.

Posted by: Pennsylvania Conservative at February 04, 2021 06:52 PM (N/gDA)

295 SWIPE WHATEVER DIRECTION MEANS NO, JANE!
Posted by: BEN ROTHELISBURGER at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (lmikk)

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Im at my dining room table, by myself, stifle giggling like an 8 year old.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 06:52 PM (isTb+)

296 Oh, she will...
*sharpens barbs on cock*
Posted by: Satan at February 04, 2021 06:51 PM (iydjf)


In our lifetime....

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:52 PM (zr5Kq)

297 Are you talking about Hogg boy's arms?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
--------

*?*

I thought he was for disarming people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 06:52 PM (WD9ZA)

298 >White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain speaks with @LesterHoltNBC about the plan to send masks to every American.

"We're gonna do whatever we can to make masks more available to people."
Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (NpAcC)

Yep, that's the problem with America. Not enough fucking masks.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 04, 2021 06:52 PM (7cERy)

299 Subpoena Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the clowns to testify under oath. Just for fun.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 04, 2021 06:52 PM (hKi6n)

300 They send me a mask and I'll go across town and throw it in the Rio Grande

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2021 06:53 PM (9d4A3)

301 maybe they should airdrop masks all over florida or something

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 04, 2021 06:53 PM (j9HX3)

302 I'm really hungry. That pork butt better be perfect.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 06:53 PM (lgiXo)

303 >Sorry I didn't post more of an explanation about the photo the FBI used in their criminal complaint.
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

Top. Men.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 04, 2021 06:53 PM (7cERy)

304

White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain speaks with @LesterHoltNBC about the plan to send masks to every American.

====

"We are from the government and we are here to MASK YOU .

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (zr5Kq)

305 With a proper regimen of ivermectin treatments, this mange thing should be cleared up in less than 4 weeks.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (03n3v)

306 'Girthy' is also a word I do not hear anymore in the conversation at work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (lmikk)

307 I think if Slow Joe mails out masks to everyone we should poop in them and mail tham back to him

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (j9HX3)

308 Balls of Steel versus Soi Nation.

BOS for the win.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (xXx5y)

309 ttps://www.bluejeanscable.com/legal/mcp/


I now have a crush on Kurt Denke. I can't believe that came from someone in Seattle; and on Elliott avenue too!

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

310 can't believe Hogg is on Tinder. lolol
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM

Ikr? I would have expected Grindr.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (rBtIz)

311 Willowed

All those guys were behind the push to get Spiro Agnew out. If you think modern politics is cutthroat, see what the Washington elites did to Agnew because he wasn't on board with their global ideology.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2021 05:55 PM (qH6FZ)


Agnew was an interesting footnote of history. People tend to forget what a cesspool Maryland politics were in the 60s following mobbed up pieces of shit like J Millard Tawes. Ted Agnew (nobody called him Spiro until he linked up with Tricky Dick) was the liberal choice for governor against George P. "Your home is your castle, protect it" Mahoney (I was working summers for the B&O railroad during his campaign where Mahoney'd bring his extremely young and attractive wife who was the focus of all the attention) and won pretty handily. People tend to forget that George Wallace won the Maryland donk Presidential primary back then by not small numbers.

Who knows what would've happened to Agnew if he'd said LOLGF to Nixon but it surely would have been better.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (y7DUB)

312 Trump should appear wearing a Kangaroo outfit, and then pull a Claymore Sword* out of his pouch and start taking fucking heads while yelling: "This Kangaroo Court is now IN SESSION!!!"




*yes, still pissed off that I re-watched the original Highlander movie.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (i4CI5)

313 302 I'm really hungry. That pork butt better be perfect.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 06:53 PM (lgiXo)

Now I'm having Sin City flashbacks...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (uxJPn)

314 300 They send me a mask and I'll go across town and throw it in the Rio Grande
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2021 06:53 PM (9d4A3)

El Paso?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (lmikk)

315
At this point, if Trump made a 6 hour video listing each member of the Deep State, and saying GFY after each name, I'd probably watch the whole thing.

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Eh, last I checked there are 2 million people in the FedGov. I have to figure at least half of them would sell their own mothers for a higher GS grade, so I figure it'll take longer than 6... years to name them all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2021 06:55 PM (Bvn1K)

316 Look at the painting behind them.

Hmm. Yeah, there's a slight resemblance. So?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 06:55 PM (HaL55)

317 >>They send me a mask and I'll go across town and throw it in the Rio Grande


Give mine to an unaccompanied minor or her date-rapist Coyote.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2021 06:56 PM (YuRW1)

318 Sweet jeebus. What is that going to cost us? I'll bet the masks are made in China, too.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:50
******
Would not be one bit surprised if we are buying them from China.
Hunter probably made the deal or maybe Swalwell.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2021 06:56 PM (NpAcC)

319 Are you talking about Hogg boy's arms?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy



Pretty sure Hogg's opposed to arms

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2021 06:56 PM (786Ro)

320 White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain speaks with @LesterHoltNBC about the plan to send masks to every American.

As if nobody knows where to get a mask!!. They're at the supermarket. The Biden WH looks like a bunch of buffoons, but since these masks all seem to be made in China we certainly are helping their economy. Yay

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 06:56 PM (VP4Cd)

321 No, ABQ

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2021 06:56 PM (9d4A3)

322 72 I would have sent back a printout of the Grumpy Cat "NO" meme.

And maybe some actual cat feces.

Probably some actual cat feces.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at February 04, 2021 06:20 PM (5npD/)


That'd be considered a biological terrorist attack and you'd get droned.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 04, 2021 06:57 PM (DTX3h)

323 A chicken in every pot!

A mask on every face!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 04, 2021 06:57 PM (iydjf)

324 White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain speaks with @LesterHoltNBC about the plan to send masks to every American.

====

What about GLOBAL WARMING!????!!!!!

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

325 I'm here.

They want Trump to appear so somebody will pay attention to them. They cannot get any kind of notice unless Trump's name is mentioned. They can't stand it that he isn't playing their game. The longer he stays quiet, the crazier they will get.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 04, 2021 06:57 PM (sd8p8)

326 321 No, ABQ
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2021 06:56 PM (9d4A3


Jessie Pinkman??

Captain Cook?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 06:57 PM (rdbLX)

327 De Santis / Noem could be just the ticket, with a big Trump endorsement

Oh hell yes.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (nxdel)

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What party?

The gop?

They will lose if that's the case, not to mention the lil thing about this previous election being stolen.

Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 06:57 PM (QipVc)

328 A very erudite LOLGF.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (vD+8F)

329 Who would bang that manatee?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:43 PM (weW1a)

A charter member of CONservative, Inc.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 06:45 PM (zWl33)


Meggy Mac is married to Ben Domanech, of The Federalist.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (jOcSX)

330 "Hung". It's "hung" in the Capitol.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (t+qrx)

OK, I did a little quick research, and I get it now. I had never heard of this meme.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (OX9vb)

331 So now for the good news of the day:

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (85Gof)

332 Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2021 06:38 PM

Your funny, the Chi-Coms own King Sum Dum Fuk and the media as well.

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (Cxk7w)

333 Welp, MTG has just been stripped of her committee assignments.

Yet Swallowswell remains......


And Omar too
Posted by: It's me donna



It just shows that they're afraid, because they know they're losing. Because crushing your enemies is how fraidy cat losers act.

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (786Ro)

334 Oh, yes. I would trust a government mask

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (dNzKv)

335 -52 Fucking hell, now Dicktor Von Doomcock is talking about Blade Runner, saying Deckard was a Replicant.

No. No he wasn't. Fuck that soy shit.
--------------------------------
Considering how he got slapped around by both Leon and Roy he must have been a David Hogg Model if that was the case. A Pleasure Model like Pris but for all of Tyrell's gay friends.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (BRpqW)

336 Ahoy, me Lido Deck hearties!

Posted by: Wm. "Cap'n Bill" Kristol at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (DMUuz)

337 So now for the good news of the day:
====

Who's dead?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (iydjf)

338 White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain speaks with @LesterHoltNBC about the plan to send masks to every American.

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They'll get a whole lot of returns with extras added.

Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (QipVc)

339 > She's a My Father!(TM) type Republican.

Basically a fat Lisa Murkowski or a straight Liz Cheney.

Useless spawn of a useless Uniparty fuckwit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (ZBd2j)

340
What party?

The gop?

They will lose if that's the case, not to mention the lil thing about this previous election being stolen.
Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 06:57 PM (QipVc)

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This. There are Republicans I'd consider supporting, but not until they quit the Party. For me, the "R" is disqualifying.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (Bvn1K)

341 Now I'm having Sin City flashbacks...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021)




I just watched Jet Li vs. Jason Statham in The One the other night. Holy Shit, Young Carla Gugino was amazing.

Time to re-watch Sin City.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (i4CI5)

342

What Maab has said is true. Our customs ARE different. What the Klingon has said is unimportant and we do not hear his words.

Posted by: Bones at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

343
Sure, the American economy will take a hit in providing Chinese masks to every citizen, but remember - it's 10% to the big guy.

* fires up crack pipe *

Posted by: H Biden at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (N/gDA)

344 Your funny, the Chi-Coms own King Sum Dum Fuk and the media as well.
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (Cxk7w)

May they serve their new masters like they did us.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (eoQWY)

345 Honestly he should have wrote back that he can't in good conscience participate when noted spy swalwell is involved as it is a national security risk

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (bhPL1)

346 They will lose if that's the case, not to mention the lil thing about this previous election being stolen.

--

Nobody on our side will win national elections again unless this massive fraud machine is dismantled.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (O+I8R)

347 I piss on any mask sundown sends me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (85Gof)

348 NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt
@NBCNightlyNews
White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain speaks with @LesterHoltNBC about the plan to send masks to every American.

"We're gonna do whatever we can to make masks more available to people."

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2021 06:49 PM (N

Mask unavailability is not a thing.

Get with it, oldsters.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

349 In a FBI criminal complaint, they used a picture from inside the Capitol. Look at the painting on the wall above the horns guy.

https://bit.ly/3azX9rV

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (UW2ZS)

350 OK, I did a little quick research, and I get it now. I had never heard of this meme.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (OX9vb)

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The fact that you thought a nekkid black man was hanging in Congress is hilarious.

Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (QipVc)

351 >> Who would bang that manatee?



Hahaha -
First time I ever went to the Keys to Fish my buddy brought me to a Dinner Party and some extremely earnest young lady wanted to know 'what brought me to Florida?' and I replied -
"I have always wanted to fuck a Manatee and they frown on that shit in Georgia."

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (YuRW1)

352 Meggy Mac is married to Ben Domanech, of The Federalist.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (jOcSX)

Wedding night supplies:

Champagne
Chocolates
Roses
15 pounds of white all purpose flour

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (gAFsE)

353 They are dancing in the streets in peking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (85Gof)

354 I really, really want all the people wearing ID10T masks to wear one with a little tag somewhere on it that says, "Made in China."

I want this more than even a miniature Russian giraffe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (HaL55)

355 Funny how even a little of the good stuff from Trump is well received these days. We should be well on the way to the moon in a Trump second term right now.

It's really sad to stare it in the face. But, we are still alive and still threats to these commie assholes. Lord, give us the chance to take this country back.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (SScvq)

356 I just watched Jet Li vs. Jason Statham in The One the other night. Holy Shit, Young Carla Gugino was amazing.

Time to re-watch Sin City.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM (i4CI5)

That and Amanda Peet in Whole Nine Yards is the last bit of amazingly good, gratuitous, unexpected nudity I can remember from major movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (lmikk)

357 Jane Wiedlin is a national treasure you Philistine!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President




Gina Schock is much cuter than Jane, though Jane is very cute.

FIGHT ME!

Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (i4CI5)

358 I was in an argument with opposing counsel at a hearing about the pronunciation of a certain Cal. Supreme Court case that rather controlled the outcome. (Cases are usually abbreviated to the plaintiff's last name.) I said it was a certain way, he insisted I was wrong and that it was pronounced his way, and then, having had enough, I told him that I know how to pronounce my own client's name. At that point, he kind of conceded that I had a better grasp of the case than he did.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (KAi1n)

359 You can buy a gun easier than a mask you know

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (9d4A3)

360 267 Welp, MTG has just been stripped of her committee assignments.

Yet Swallowswell remains......
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

In MTG's defense, she is doing exactly what the people that voted for her want her to do. I'd move to georgia and vote her myself, but the donks wanna stop that shit now for some reason.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (VcFUs)

361 Crap. I have to go to the grocery store, I've grown to hate doing it.

The problem is cat food. If Mike Hammer's Cat doesn't get fed, there will be no rest in the house, as in, "Excuse me if I stand on your face until I am fed".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (WD9ZA)

362 359 You can buy a gun easier than a mask you know
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (9d4A3)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 07:02 PM (uxJPn)

363 The Phony Biden White House...solving problems that don't exist. Who exactly can't provide themselves with a mask? Most stores even have freebies at the front of the store.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2021 07:02 PM (O+I8R)

364 > You can buy a gun easier than a mask you know

Explain how!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 07:02 PM (UW2ZS)

365
You can buy a gun easier than a mask you know
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (9d4A3)

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A little less than a year ago, this was true.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2021 07:02 PM (Bvn1K)

366 Welp, MTG has just been stripped of her committee assignments.

Yes but aoc and the muslims antisemites remain. Also that jew bastard from NY who threaten supreme court justices.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:02 PM (85Gof)

367 "I really, really want all the people wearing ID10T masks to wear one with a little tag somewhere on it that says, "Made in China."

I want this more than even a miniature Russian giraffe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (HaL55)"

I want them to make a set of masks like those Russian stacking dolls. Each time n e that you peel off has a phrase like "stick your duck in here". The he the next one reads "not yet. But you can jizz on my face if you can't wait for the last mask".

Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2021 07:03 PM (GXQC6)

368 So how does it work when an official document to try and put someone away for ten years or more is clearly photoshopped?

Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 07:03 PM (1+b9Z)

369 That and Amanda Peet in Whole Nine Yards is the last bit of amazingly good, gratuitous, unexpected nudity I can remember from major movies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (lmikk)

Watch Wolf of Wall Street. Amazing naked Margot Robbie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 07:03 PM (uxJPn)

370 That and Amanda Peet in Whole Nine Yards is the last bit of amazingly good, gratuitous, unexpected nudity I can remember from major movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD



I've never seen The Whole Nine Yards.

*hands in Man Card*

Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2021 07:03 PM (i4CI5)

371 ou should read the last deposition that I gave. I was actually beginning to feel sorry for the plaintiff lawyers. They just set themselves up for brutally mocking answers by the uninformed nature of their questions.

The lawyers on the defendant side were actually guffawing, and slapping high-fives at some of my testimony.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 06:50 PM (WD9ZA)


Yes! I love those kind of transcripts.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 07:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

372 In MTG's defense, she is doing exactly what the people that voted for her want her to do. I'd move to georgia and vote her myself, but the donks wanna stop that shit now for some reason.
Posted by: The Barrel at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (VcFUs)


She's the kid in the Emperor's New Clothes pointing out the obvious while the rest of the GOP sit on their dead asses or fundraise.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 07:04 PM (y7DUB)

373 Your choice: mask or boot.

Posted by: Mr. "Don't call me Orwell" Barky at February 04, 2021 07:04 PM (hKi6n)

374 So other than it is slap, removing someone one from committees does exactly what? Is that like having the year off?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:04 PM (85Gof)

375 That and Amanda Peet in Whole Nine Yards is the last bit of amazingly good, gratuitous, unexpected nudity I can remember from major movies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 07:01 PM (lmikk)

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Ewww.

Check out Noomi Rapace in Whatever Happened to Monday.

Very..... hot.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (isTb+)

376 o how does it work when an official document to try and put someone away for ten years or more is clearly photoshopped?
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 04, 2021 07:03 PM (1+b9Z)

The defense cross-examination pretty much writes itself.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

377 >>So other than it is slap, removing someone one from committees does exactly what?


Less Graft

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (YuRW1)

378
Welp, MTG has just been stripped of her committee assignments.

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Heh. They've nailed down a system where there is no meaningful opposition, and none can ever rise, at least through the existing political system. But they had to do this. They'll run out of Emmanuel Goldsteins in the rump Republican Party soon. Then what?

Posted by: Inquiring Kulaks Want to Know at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (Bvn1K)

379 @Breaking911 13m

BREAKING: House votes to remove Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of her committee assignments

11 Republicans voted with Democrats to strip Greene of her assignments

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (cF8AT)

380 In a FBI criminal complaint, they used a picture from inside the Capitol. Look at the painting on the wall above the horns guy.

You know I've been meaning to get some art of the mansion - anyone know where I could get a copy of this one?

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (qlFIA)

381 a better response.

Oh congressman, Democrat devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thouh, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? ....

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (LWu6U)

382 > I've never seen The Whole Nine Yards.

Eh. It's OK. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it. Peet's boobs are worth it, but you can find about a million videos of it online. No, I won't find them for you.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (UW2ZS)

383 $1million/hr minimum wage now! Make everyone a billionaire!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (dNzKv)

384 Amanda Peet with Bruce Willis was fun. Amanda Peet with Jack Nicholson was creepy.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (wWjjL)

385 Considering how he got slapped around by both Leon and Roy he must have been a David Hogg Model if that was the case. A Pleasure Model like Pris but for all of Tyrell's gay friends.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (BRpqW)

You get it. There's no in-movie support for this theory apart from an errant reflection in one scene.

Ridley Scott was charmed by the idea and pushed it, against the wishes of almost everyone involved.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (uxJPn)

386 Ron Klain, Biden's Chief of Staff, pulls Biden's strings.

Who pulls Klain's?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (RqdaK)

387 If they send a mask to every American I'm going to start a hashtag #destroyyourmask, with awards and prizes for the best destruction.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (GXQC6)

388 Eh. It's OK. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it. Peet's boobs are worth it, but you can find about a million videos of it online. No, I won't find them for you.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (UW2ZS)

Pretty much this. You can find better tits online.

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (gAFsE)

389 Ewww.

Check out Noomi Rapace in Whatever Happened to Monday.

Very..... hot.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (isTb+)

I said amazingly good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (lmikk)

390 Check out Noomi Rapace in Whatever Happened to Monday

Hey she was great in Promtheus as "Girl Who Know to Run to the Side. "

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2021 07:07 PM (qlFIA)

391 If they send a mask to every American I'm going to start a hashtag #destroyyourmask, with awards and prizes for the best destruction.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (GXQC6)

Shotgun shell wadding?

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 07:07 PM (gAFsE)

392 Oh congressman, Democrat devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thouh, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of MAGA sons. We have no fear of your impeachment; by land and by sea we will battle with thee. Fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow. Screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord. The day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 04, 2021 07:07 PM (LWu6U)

393 350 OK, I did a little quick research, and I get it now. I had never heard of this meme.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (OX9vb)

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The fact that you thought a nekkid black man was hanging in Congress is hilarious.
Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (QipVc)

Nancy Pelosi's Office?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (oHd/0)

394 388 Eh. It's OK. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it. Peet's boobs are worth it, but you can find about a million videos of it online. No, I won't find them for you.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (UW2ZS)

Pretty much this. You can find better tits online.
Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (gAFsE)

I said unexpected. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (lmikk)

395 Send me a mask and I'm going to send it back to my Congressman with a note saying, How fucking much did this cost?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (wWjjL)

396 83 also willowedOh this is funny. Well done, FBI...well done.

What am I missing? I don't get what's going on there. Who's the dude next to the Grand Poobah they're talking about and why is it important?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 06:21 PM

The "painting" in the background...

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (qe5CM)

397 Ewww.
Check out Noomi Rapace in Whatever Happened to Monday.
Very..... hot.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (isTb+)
I said amazingly good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (lmikk)
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Hot
Amazingly good
Whatev.

Seriously.. check it out. Good movie too.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (isTb+)

398 What the Klingon has said is unimportant and we do not hear his words.
Posted by: Bones at February 04, 2021 06:59 PM


ngu'lIj HIvlaH

Posted by: K'Ong, son of K'Ing at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (DMUuz)

399 "Shotgun shell wadding?
Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 07:07 PM (gAFsE)"

See, now this is a good start. I was thinking elephant condom. But yours will work.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (GXQC6)

400 They send me a mask and I'll go across town and throw it in the Rio Grande

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 04, 2021 06:53 PM (9d4A3)

Go to a local Dem office and flush them down the toilet.

Posted by: 4 at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (KnJdm)

401 309 ttps://www.bluejeanscable.com/legal/mcp/


I now have a crush on Kurt Denke. I can't believe that came from someone in Seattle; and on Elliott avenue too!
Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 06:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

They're right behind the QFC on Dravus! Now *that*'s my neighborhood. Drive over the train tracks into Magnolia and over the hill and you'll end up a block from my old house.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (fpng3)

402
So when we go to the camps, how do I calculate what my carbon foot print is?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (r4bSV)

403 I believe the text message recovered from Hunter's laptop, whose authenticity is undisputed, said "Pop" took "half" of what he brought in.

And in every respect, knowable in advance but being confirmed in sickening detail every day, Trump's removal from office is probably one of the worst things to happen in our entire history. No exaggeration.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2021 07:09 PM (OTzUX)

404 So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord. The day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 04, 2021 07:07 PM (LWu6U)

That painting is my desktop background. I love that story.

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 07:09 PM (gAFsE)

405 Noomi Repace in Whatever Happened to Perpendicular?

She was amazeballs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 07:09 PM (rdbLX)

406 Damned stinking nasty sock!

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 04, 2021 07:09 PM (VcFUs)

407 @Breaking911 5m

The 11 Republicans voting with Democrats to remove Rep. Greene from her committee assignments:

- Kim (CA) - Kinzinger (IL)
- Malliotakis (NY) - Jacobs (NY)
- Smith (NJ) - Fitzpatrick (PA)
- Upton (MI) - Diaz-Balart (FL)
- Salazar (FL) - Gimenez (FL)
- Katko (NY)

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:09 PM (cF8AT)

408 379 @Breaking911 13m

BREAKING: House votes to remove Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of her committee assignments

11 Republicans voted with Democrats to strip Greene of her assignments
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (cF8AT)
___

I'm looking for a list of the 11 to see if my dirtbag Rep was amongst them. Anybody have said list?

Posted by: ChuckALuck at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (VjGsQ)

409 384 Amanda Peet with Bruce Willis was fun. Amanda Peet with Jack Nicholson was creepy.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM

Amanda Peet in "Saving Silverman" was hilarious.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (qe5CM)

410 Hey she was great in Promtheus as "Girl Who Know to Run to the Side. "
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2021 07:07 PM (qlFIA)

----

Prometheus ???

Never heard of it....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (isTb+)

411 Naomi Rapace...was she in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (lgiXo)

412 Just saw this letter.

Hell to the yeah.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Stealth Account at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (nBNUK)

413 11 Republicans voted with Democrats to strip Greene of her assignments
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (cF8AT)

The Great Reveal continues.

That's what the French pre Revolution used to call it when at a masked ball, everyone took off their masks at the end.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (oHd/0)

414
* blub, blub, blub *

Posted by: Hunter's Laptop at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (N/gDA)

415 >>Pretty much this. You can find better tits online.




you need to look for mine !

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (r4bSV)

416 402
So when we go to the camps, how do I calculate what my carbon foot print is?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (r4bSV)


After they burn you in the oven, the ashes (carbon) are measured on a scale.

Hey. You asked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (rdbLX)

417 See, now this is a good start. I was thinking elephant condom. But yours will work.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (GXQC6)

Dipstick wiper rag.*

*For your car engine. Getcha mind out da gutta, boy.

Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (gAFsE)

418 'm looking for a list of the 11 to see if my dirtbag Rep was amongst them. Anybody have said list?
Posted by: ChuckALuck at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (VjGsQ)

I am guessing it was baiscally the same 10 who voted to impeach the greatest President of my lifetime

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (85Gof)

419 ...The day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
...*sniff*... That was beautiful, man...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 07:11 PM (HaL55)

420 402
So when we go to the camps, how do I calculate what my carbon foot print is?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (r4bSV)

That's the beauty of the camps. They assign a number to you automatically. And you only get taxed once. No matter how many years you remain.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2021 07:11 PM (sy5kK)

421 411 Naomi Rapace...was she in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (lgiXo)

Yup. And the Movie Which Shall Not Be Named.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 07:11 PM (uxJPn)

422 Greetings Citizen!

This package contains Free Federal Mask.

Treat Free Federal Mask well.

When policeman asks to see Free Federal Mask, be sure you have it on your person.

Do not taunt Free Federal Mask.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2021 07:11 PM (RzGcW)

423 411 Naomi Rapace...was she in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (lgiXo


The non-shitty version, yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 07:11 PM (rdbLX)

424
Yes! I love those kind of transcripts.
Posted by: LASue
-------

Sample (and the opening fusillade):

Plaintiff atty: "Mr. Hammer, you are here to provide testimony on behalf of xyz Corp., is that correct?"
Hammer: "I wouldn't characterize it that way, in fact, it is my understanding that you requested my presence."
Defendant atty: "Let me state for the record that that is the case."
Plaintiff atty: "Uh..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (bPH26)

425
Less Graft
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (YuRW1)


Tastes great!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (Zz0t1)

426 - Kim (CA) - Kinzinger (IL)
- Malliotakis (NY) - Jacobs (NY)
- Smith (NJ) - Fitzpatrick (PA)
- Upton (MI) - Diaz-Balart (FL)
- Salazar (FL) - Gimenez (FL)
- Katko (NY)
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:09 PM (cF8AT)

Human piles of shit, all around.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

427 Wonder who got the govt. contract for 350 million masks, at low-bid of $10 a piece.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (YfDWa)

428 So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord. The day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 04, 2021 07:07 PM (LWu6U)

That painting is my desktop background. I love that story.
Posted by: Vanya at February 04, 2021 07:09 PM (gAFsE)

...and then they ran to Russia for protection. real heroes.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)

429 NGU, the fact that Schumer is Jewish has nothing to do with the fact that he is an hypocritical bastard who lies every time he opens his mouth.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (sd8p8)

430 So quick question, in my private dental office, I actually have a ration for ordering masks...so how the fuck will sundown be able to send out billions?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (85Gof)

431 Ok, now vote to remove ALL republicans from committees.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (dNzKv)

432 132...
"Cloaca", is the word you're looking for there.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (t+qrx)

That's not funny!

Posted by: Sandra Chicken at February 04, 2021 07:13 PM (Rbu5d)

433 221 >>>government agents on a regular basis, including the use of electric batons to rape and torture women."


Shocking! I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 04, 2021 06:40 PM (weW1a

Wyatt, you are cracking me up here.
Thx, I need it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2021 07:13 PM (sy5kK)

434 I've ignored the circus. What exactly did Taylor do to warrant this - including her own party members supporting it?

Anyway, the GOP's continued existence in its current form is the 2nd greatest threat to a free prosperous secure decent America living its actual unique values.

No easy way out. Incrementalism is both unlikely to work at all, and of course would take 3-4 cycles, by which time the generational decay of the country (more and more adults who are products of the collapsed/toxic "education" system) will probably seal our fate.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2021 07:13 PM (OTzUX)

435 407 @Breaking911 5m

The 11 Republicans voting with Democrats to remove Rep. Greene from her committee assignments:

- Kim (CA) - Kinzinger (IL)
- Malliotakis (NY) - Jacobs (NY)
- Smith (NJ) - Fitzpatrick (PA)
- Upton (MI) - Diaz-Balart (FL)
- Salazar (FL) - Gimenez (FL)
- Katko (NY)
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:09 PM

Kinzinger is up to something. Not sure what, but he seems to be pretty piously vocal lately.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 04, 2021 07:13 PM (qe5CM)

436 Wonder who got the govt. contract for 350 million masks, at low-bid of $10 a piece.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (YfDWa

you ask the right question

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 07:13 PM (zr5Kq)

437 > you need to look for mine !
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Have you checked under your belly flap?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 07:13 PM (UW2ZS)

438 NGU, the fact that Schumer is Jewish has nothing to do with the fact that he is an hypocritical bastard who lies every time he opens his mouth.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (sd8p

to me it does. it's a shanda and i am ashamed to be a coreligionist of his. maybe he die the same death as herod

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:14 PM (85Gof)

439 427 Wonder who got the govt. contract for 350 million masks, at low-bid of $10 a piece.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (YfDWa)


(waves)

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Mask Entrepreneur at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (RzGcW)

440 Kinzinger is Anti-Trump and needs to be Purged.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (uxJPn)

441 "The FBI is a joke."

Yes, a bad joke. But so is the country.
Politicians swear to defend the Constitution when they take office. Well that's a bunch of horseshit as we all know. Same with judges.
Even the name United States is BS. We are anything but "United". Nothing about this country is real.
But let's pretend it is.

Posted by: Case at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (0/yOG)

442 Kinzinger is up to something. Not sure what, but he seems to be pretty piously vocal lately.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 04, 2021 07:13 PM (qe5CM)

He's an ass and pretty much always has been.

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (cF8AT)

443 "Was is yuge and luxurious?"

ACME was in real gold leaf.

Posted by: Bosk at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (SWbVS)

444 Kinzinger is Anti-Trump and needs to be Purged.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (uxJPn)

throw in upton and smith for good luck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (85Gof)

445 Breaking911 13m

BREAKING: House votes to remove Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of her committee assignments

11 Republicans voted with Democrats to strip Greene of her assignments
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:05 PM (cF8AT)
**********
There must have been 2 votes because people were tweeting earlier that it was 218 to 209.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (NpAcC)

446 I sometimes yearn for the "shoot them in the face" gambit. Harsh.... yet...

Harsh is always fair.

Harsh is always honest.

It's time to be harsh.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (3H9h1)

447 The fact that you thought a nekkid black man was hanging in Congress is hilarious.
Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (QipV

Well, I know, but do you put anything past these cretins anymore??

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (OX9vb)

448
Ok, now vote to remove ALL republicans from committees.

Just remove all Pubbies from congress and get it over with. I don't think things would be very much different from the past few decades.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 07:16 PM (HaL55)

449 ---

The fact that you thought a nekkid black man was hanging in Congress is hilarious.
Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (QipVc)


A nekkid black man with a redwood trunk for a penis.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

450 you need to look for mine !
Posted by: Hillary Clinton

Have you checked under your belly flap?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 07:13 PM (UW2ZS)
----

Fupa Fupa Fupa dee dew.
Ive got another riddle for you....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 04, 2021 07:17 PM (isTb+)

451 to me it does. it's a shanda and i am ashamed to be a coreligionist of his. maybe he die the same death as herod
Posted by: Nevergiveup
------------

Absalom. One of my favorite examples of just desserts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 07:17 PM (cGzEU)

452 **********
There must have been 2 votes because people were tweeting earlier that it was 218 to 209.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (NpAcC)


There were a few DNV's.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)

453 to me it does. it's a shanda and i am ashamed to be a coreligionist of his. maybe he die the same death as herod
I truly admire ancient curses. There's just something about them, not sure what. They sound more determined.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 04, 2021 07:18 PM (HaL55)

454 Since almost all committee work in the House consists of appropriations mark-ups and oversight - and those things have generally faded away as actual functions, being replaced by omnibus CRs and lame pretend hearings where GOPers pretend to be outraged and doing something, and Dems are just their vile, toxic, stupid selves - I don't see a lot of difference in having all GOP off committees.

"The committee of the whole", which is the entire House, will still remain.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2021 07:18 PM (OTzUX)

455 Which 11 R voted w the Ds on that?

Posted by: keena at February 04, 2021 07:19 PM (RiTnx)

456 I see Schumer has proposed the legislation to cancel up to 50,000 in college debt.

I'm sure some people who actually paid theirs off will be righteously pissed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 07:19 PM (rdbLX)

457
That is also true when debating with my Leftist friends. Once you get them off of their talking point, they have no response - because they haven't actually "thought" about the issue.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2021 06:32 PM (tkyK5)

Pillage Idiot, I've missed you when I'm around. Hope all is well with you and family. And you have the Lefties nailed. There are, percentage wise, more around me than you. But your description of their response is spot on in both areas.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2021 07:19 PM (sy5kK)

458 Beautiful. I only have one quibble: they should not have qualified Trump's being the 45th President of the United States.

The letter should have read, "You cannot prove your allegations against the President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 04, 2021 07:19 PM (woUN+)

459 to me it does. it's a shanda and i am ashamed to be a coreligionist of his. maybe he die the same death as herod
Posted by: Nevergiveup
------------

Absalom. One of my favorite examples of just desserts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 07:17 PM (cGzEU)

King Herod the Great, the bloody ruler of ancient Judea, died from a combination of chronic kidney disease and a rare infection that causes gangrene of the genitalia,

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:19 PM (85Gof)

460 Kinzinger is up to something. Not sure what, but he seems to be pretty piously vocal lately.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 04, 2021 07:13 PM (qe5CM)

He's an ass and pretty much always has been.
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM (cF8AT)


He is probably going after Duckworth, 2022 election.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)

461 What is amusing about this vote, is that she said all the 'nasty' stuff BEFORE she was elected.

Her district elected her anyway. Which makes this an Ex Post Facto Bill of Attainder.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (oHd/0)

462 At this point, if Trump made a 6 hour video listing each member of the Deep State, and saying GFY after each name, I'd probably watch the whole thing.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2021 06:28 PM (RzGcW)

Can we haz this plz?

Posted by: Nora at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (nyQyG)

463 The 11 Republicans voting with Democrats to remove Rep. Greene from her committee assignments:

- Kim (CA) - Kinzinger (IL)
- Malliotakis (NY) - Jacobs (NY)
- Smith (NJ) - Fitzpatrick (PA)
- Upton (MI) - Diaz-Balart (FL)
- Salazar (FL) - Gimenez (FL)
- Katko (NY)
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:09 PM (cF8AT)

---------

11 pimps who could've never outfought Santino.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (kTF2Z)

464 Which 11 R voted w the Ds on that?
Posted by: keena at February 04, 2021 07:19 PM (RiTnx)

See post 435.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (VP4Cd)

465 Which 11 R voted w the Ds on that?
Posted by: keena at February 04, 2021 07:19 PM (RiTnx)

There's a list on Gab.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

466 Once you get them off of their talking point, they have no response
Coming up with your own response is very dangerous for liberals - and several have gotten fired/deplatformed for accidentally tripping into conservative ideas that they didn't know where conservative ideas.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (qlFIA)

467 442- He's an ass and pretty much always has been.
Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:15 PM

I always kind of confused him with Aaron Schock.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (qe5CM)

468 "I can only show it to you, I can't understand it for you." -- Ridley Scott (probably)

Posted by: goozer at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (PwwcI)

469 Incandescent Fred Upton will make me a one-line-only Democrat voter in '22. Then again, he's probably retiring.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (8AONa)

470 Absalom. One of my favorite examples of just desserts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 07:17 PM (cGzEU)

I always thought Crassus' (probably apocryphal) execution was not a nice way to go. Think it would be fitting if we used some Chinese gold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2021 07:21 PM (lmikk)

471 456 I see Schumer has proposed the legislation to cancel up to 50,000 in college debt.

I'm sure some people who actually paid theirs off will be righteously pissed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 07:19 PM (rdbLX)

Or those like me who didn't go because of the cost.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2021 07:21 PM (oHd/0)

472 4ood

Posted by: 4 at February 04, 2021 07:21 PM (KnJdm)

473 I can't believe CNN actually published an article admitting the Capitol PD officer's death is mysterious, he wasn't hit with a fire extinguisher, and officials can't yet figure out how to blame it on protesters.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2021 07:21 PM (UW2ZS)

474 So quick question, in my private dental office, I actually have a ration for ordering masks...so how the fuck will sundown be able to send out billions?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:12 PM (85Gof)


Because SHUT UP!!!! That's why.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)

475 Shumer is Dathan reincarnated.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2021 07:21 PM (wWjjL)

476 NGU, not to belabor the point but...the squad is antisemitism because their religion tells them to, therefore their religion is pertinent. Schumer does not do what he does because he's Jewish. He does it because he is a venal, arrogant, narcissist. By bringing his Jewishness into the argument, you fall into the anti-Semite trap that all Jews are a certain way. And, by the way, I am Jewish too.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 04, 2021 07:21 PM (sd8p8)

477
Dear Congressman Rankin,
I am sitting in the smallest room of my house. Your letter is in front of me. Soon, it will be behind me.

Yours sincerely,
Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2021 07:21 PM (mht8P)

478 461 What is amusing about this vote, is that she said all the 'nasty' stuff BEFORE she was elected.

Her district elected her anyway. Which makes this an Ex Post Facto Bill of Attainder.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2021 07:20 PM (oHd/0)

I read her actual post from FB the other day. Someone posted it on twitter.

It.was.nothing.

I'll see if I can find it again.

Posted by: Tami at February 04, 2021 07:22 PM (cF8AT)

479 King Herod the Great, the bloody ruler of ancient Judea, died from a combination of chronic kidney disease and a rare infection that causes gangrene of the genitalia,
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----------

Okay, from now on I'm going with Herod. I still reserve the right to use Absalom as an object lesson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2021 07:22 PM (830x5)

480 You get it. There's no in-movie support for this theory apart from an errant reflection in one scene.

Ridley Scott was charmed by the idea and pushed it, against the wishes of almost everyone involved.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 07:06 PM (uxJPn)

Ridley Scott didn't know Dick.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 04, 2021 07:22 PM (hKi6n)

481 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 04, 2021 07:21 PM (sd8p

lighten up francis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:22 PM (85Gof)

482 I'd like to shove those half moon glasses up Chuckles nose into his tiny little brain.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 04, 2021 07:22 PM (lgiXo)

483
I'm sure some people who actually paid theirs off will be righteously pissed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2021 07:19 PM (rdbLX)

I want the $5K, in 1997 dollars brought forward to 2021 dollars, with gdp interest acrued quarterly, paid in a single lump sum. No taxes, because i paid taxes on that shit when i earned it to pay it back. IN 1997, WITHIN SIX FUCKING MONTHS

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 04, 2021 07:23 PM (VcFUs)

484 I see Schumer has proposed the legislation to cancel up to 50,000 in college debt.

See now a smart opposition party would promise to send a $50k check to everyone that didn't get this one, paid for by taxes on those that did as soon as they re-take congress.

Yeah, yeah, Republicans won't be allowed to retake congress and aren't a smart opposition party.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2021 07:23 PM (qlFIA)

485 232 Funny how people think a stolen election can't happen again.
Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 06:42 PM (QipVc)

Right???

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems, suing the crap out of everyone, because the US court system is a CCP whore at February 04, 2021 07:24 PM (sy5kK)

486 And the Movie Which Shall Not Be Named.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 07:11 PM


C'mon, Covenant isn't that bad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 04, 2021 07:24 PM (DMUuz)

487 I just wrote a letter to McCarthy and that shitbag Cheney asking to remove the Dogshit 11 who voted to remove Marjorie from all and any committees they sit on. I also suggested McCarthy man up and grow a pair of balls if he's going to play this game with Democrats and allow party members to make him look like the jackass dupe he is.

By the way. We should start a mail in campaign to McCarthy. Write "kick me" on a piece of paper and send it to his office.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2021 07:25 PM (GXQC6)

488
Send me a mask and I'm going to send it back to my Congressman with a note saying, How fucking much did this cost?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2021 07:08 PM (wWjjL)


I was never a fan of my senator, Buddy Carter (GA), but dayum, he's pissed off every single Dem and GOPe in Georgia by standing up to the election fraud. My husband and I have met him several times, and he attended a luncheon with us, and I'm more and more impressed with him.

When the long knives are out, you know you're on the target. Go Buddy!

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

489 Chris MurphyD and some other Dem filed a bill today forbidding the NCAA from placing any restrictions on the amount of money a college player may get in the future for endorsements. Also prohibits the NCAA from blocking any attempts by student athletes to organize to obtain licensing deals as groups.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 04, 2021 07:26 PM (UGuYD)

490
Prometheus ???

Never heard of it....
Posted by: fixerupper


He's the one who said "how about a little fire, scarecrow?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2021 07:27 PM (63Dwl)

491 NGU, didn't mean to get personal. I'm a little sensitive on the topic.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 04, 2021 07:27 PM (sd8p8)

492 Yo. Nood.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=392413

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 04, 2021 07:27 PM (VcFUs)

493 The State Department is reportedly set to hire a top aide for Sen. Bernie Sanders who has a lengthy history of anti-Israel activism and played a key role at the left-wing blog ThinkProgress when an anti-Semitism scandal rocked the publication.

Matt Duss, Sanderss top foreign policy hand, is expected to move to the State Department, though it is not clear yet what his role will be, according to Politico. Duss will join a growing roster of Biden administration hires who have displayed a deep animus toward Israel, promoted boycotts of the Jewish state, and advocated for a Palestinian right of return that would destroy the countrys Jewish composition.

OK schumer, you putz, speak up about this one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:27 PM (85Gof)

494 By the way. We should start a mail in campaign to McCarthy. Write "kick me" on a piece of paper and send it to his office.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 04, 2021 07:25 PM (GXQC6)


Write it on your "free" masks. Write other fun things as well.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 04, 2021 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

495 491 NGU, didn't mean to get personal. I'm a little sensitive on the topic.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 04, 2021 07:27 PM (sd8p



No prob

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:27 PM (85Gof)

496 Incandescent Fred Upton, you have to include W.

I just replaced one in the side lamp. I stocked up so as to have a 15 to 20 yr supply.

Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2021 07:28 PM (twGU3)

497 Swiping one from the attorney for the Cleveland Browns, replying to another attorney:

Dear Congressman Rankin:

I think you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.

Sincerely,

Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 04, 2021 07:28 PM (ZBd2j)

498 I am guessing it was baiscally the same 10 who voted to impeach the greatest President of my lifetime
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2021 07:10 PM (85Gof)


Nope. No Liz Cheney or the traitorous piece of shit from the west side of Cleveland, Gonzalez.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 07:30 PM (y7DUB)

499 449 ---

The fact that you thought a nekkid black man was hanging in Congress is hilarious.
Posted by: SMH at February 04, 2021 07:00 PM (QipVc)

A nekkid black man with a redwood trunk for a penis.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 04, 2021 07:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Welcome Home, Brother Charles!

Posted by: josephistan at February 04, 2021 07:32 PM (Izzlo)

500 Meggy Mac is married to Ben Domanech, of The Federalist.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 04, 2021 06:58 PM (jOcSX)

My mistake - I thought the land whale was married to Erickson.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 04, 2021 07:46 PM (zWl33)

501 So I'm going to get my 1995 student loan I paid back with interest REFUNDED?

IM VOTING DEMOCRAT!

Just kidding.

And no they're not refunding the money I was stupid enough to pay back.

Posted by: torabora at February 04, 2021 08:00 PM (Y274z)

502 Kinzinger is Anti-Trump and needs to be Purged.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 04, 2021 07:15

That azzhole is my congresscritter. I emailed him several times about supporting Trump, before he voted for impeachment, he never replied. He's toast in the next election, IIRC Trump carried the district w/ ca. 60%.

Anyone know how these 11 line up w/ the 10 that voted for fake impeachment?

Posted by: Farmer at February 04, 2021 08:00 PM (55Qr6)

503 Sharkman you mentioned getting a black powder firearm the other day, what model?

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2021 08:12 PM (Cxk7w)

504 Rankin-isn't he the guy with 43 felony convictions for molesting little boys?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at February 04, 2021 09:45 PM (EcD5Y)

505 Where is that putz Adam Schiff aka "The Posturing Prevaricating Parody Prince" in all this? Has Pelosi left him off the impeachment team? Since Schiff blew his first impeachment quarterbacking effort, maybe Coach Pelosi has decided to let a new QB play and leave the Schiffster ridiing the pine?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 05, 2021 12:46 PM (NVDjf)

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