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Afternoon Open Thread: There's Something About Emma Edition
I think we're going to find out that "Emma" is really "Emile." That would explain the gangbusters media push for this... specimen.
Is it just me or is there a resemblance? pic.twitter.com/kaF61aseNZ
— Ready to die, willing to live - Resist Tyranny! (@wildauburnrebel) January 31, 2021
Same @nytimes fashion writer caught calling Melania Trump a "hooker" celebrates Kamala stepdaughter Emma Emhoff as a "breakout star" of fashion, a "creative artist." https://t.co/gRNGI016Yb pic.twitter.com/3HIyI31Am3
— Tim Graham (@TimJGraham) January 31, 2021
In fairness, you do kind of look like someone who has a weak immune system. https://t.co/SSaEwQUxFu
— Garbage Human (@GarbyJooman3) January 31, 2021
This man believes you should not be legally required to inform your sexual partners you are HIV+.https://t.co/0Afyd4GrLJ https://t.co/6AG5SjGWg0
— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) January 30, 2021
— Garbage Human (@GarbyJooman3) February 1, 2021
shot / chaser pic.twitter.com/gkbJ1O8vo6
— LB (@beyondreasdoubt) January 31, 2021
— G (@stevensongs) February 2, 2021
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Sits Down to Recount the Time She Narrowly Escaped Being Bombed at Pearl Harbor. pic.twitter.com/RMLQltJzNH
— Racine Times (@TheRacineTimes) February 3, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2021 04:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2021 04:42 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 04:42 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2021 04:43 PM (kTF2Z)
A true alternate reality. Ugh.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (HBEnm)
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To be fair, he probably hired someone to write a script to do the searches for him. He's a busy man, supporting the troops and all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Dancing the Hokey Pokey without A Mask Come Get Me Coppers at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: Bosk at February 03, 2021 04:45 PM (SWbVS)
As for the wedding masks... I have a (pretend internet) friend who got married and she and the groom had satin plague doctor masks complete with the goggles and pointing noses to go with her dress and his tux.
I have weird friends.
The pictures are truly awesome though.Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2021 04:45 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at February 03, 2021 04:45 PM (2cfUo)
Apparently Burger King posted "love knows no age"
Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 03, 2021 04:45 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 04:45 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2021 04:45 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 04:45 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 04:46 PM (ZBd2j)
Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.
Michelle Obama - A face that could make the Nimitz take a dirt road.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2021 04:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Unknown virus of Unspecified Disease at February 03, 2021 04:46 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 03, 2021 04:46 PM (MYL08)
It's far easier than that. You can create a Google alert.
tinyurl.com/3ual73p5
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 04:46 PM (UW2ZS)
This is a true story.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 04:46 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 03, 2021 04:46 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (Bv4SJ)
There's a site or shop called 'paperback paradise' with a ton of images like that, taken from old paperback covers.
I love it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Tough times ahead.
Go long on bourbon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (3k74F)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Dancing the Hokey Pokey without A Mask Come Get Me Coppers at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (PiwSw)
You never forget your first!
Posted by: Man with hand tatoo at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (z79tQ)
You can see it in her eyes. Wounded, lifeless eyes. A girl her age should have a smile and eyes that light up a room.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (AD3JT)
I could snap both necks with one hand while pleasuring myself with the other.
Right or left, don't matter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (R/m4+)
It's a thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (ZBd2j)
Plus RBF. Not a good look.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (Ez6QX)
We should all be thankful that our pitiful existence on this planet just happens to coincides with his.
(okay, I said it. Now will you leave me alone?)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (ch6++)
I have weird friends. The pictures are truly awesome though.
Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2021 04:45 PM (BD/yx)
That would have been a fun costume job to have. I applaud this, and wish them a long and happy life together.
Posted by: Sal at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (+Y9SV)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (2BZBZ)
ooooOOOOOOHHHH!!!!
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (5+1A/)
I have weird friends. The pictures are truly awesome though.
Posted by: Synova
That's cool.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (lmYrx)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (/i3QG)
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Marcus T, at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (VpIIl)
I like it ...
Posted by: Adriane the 22 Gauge Critic ... at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (LPnfS)
I like where this world is headed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (SRRAx)
I call them shark eyes. No life at all in them.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (SRRAx)
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If you are happy, then you are not down with the struggle.
Being an unhappy, purposefully unattractive woman is a class marker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
Meh... seems pretty harmless. Could've wanted another dude, or a sheep, or wanted to do him up the squeakhole with a giant dildo or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (ZBd2j)
Fine. War. You won't like it, bulletcatchers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (+Y9SV)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2021 04:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Hopefully. If they want a primer on what their new lives will entail, they should watch the beginning 30 minutes of Demolition Man. No physical contact/decadence allowed!
Posted by: Thrawn at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (a+Mub)
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (cF8AT)
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lol
Posted by: SMH at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (Oglqz)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (Bv4SJ)
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (jMEOg)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (VbCZe)
So brave that xhe would accept this contract.
Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (/2aWP)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Marcus T, at February 03, 2021 04:51 PM (VpIIl)
Right or left, don't matter.
Do it with your left hand. It will feel like someone else is doing it.
Posted by: stu-mick-o at February 03, 2021 04:51 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 03, 2021 04:51 PM (I6Qlc)
Posted by: Marcus T, at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (VpIIl)
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Her and that Biden daughter are gonna make the Bush Girls seems like the double mint twins.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 04:51 PM (+Y9SV)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 04:51 PM (ptqGC)
Jerry. Hello.
Posted by: Angry Uncle Leo at February 03, 2021 04:51 PM (/i3QG)
And I can tell you're not from Texas - https://youtu.be/fLU_IYflUkQ
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 03, 2021 04:51 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2021 04:51 PM (03n3v)
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Wait.
The chick next to Hogg is a DUDE ????
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (+Y9SV)
We're not sure yet. Someone is going to have to check. Mark.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (XRRK9)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (icI8A)
Is this about the thing with the bear again?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (7cERy)
pftt
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (1ISKN)
Hint, the two should not mashed up. An absolute train wreck.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (ch6++)
I've been saying for years, the left is going to lower the age of consent. There's a MUCH longer western tradition of marriage being between one man and one woman than the age of consent being 16 or whatever it is in your state.
What's the bright line on that one? What appeal to tradition can you make? We're going to see more and more "woke" Psychologists arguing X age is the age at which you can make decisions for yourself. X is going to be lower and lower until there's effectively no limit at all.
Gabe and people like him love to argue their politics wouldn't lead to a slippery slope. They're idiots.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (AD3JT
Denim Depends?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (Zmnko)
Dude. She grew up with Kamala Harris as a stepmother.
That's gotta be some serious Grimm's Fairytales shit right there.
Probably lucky she wasn't left in the woods for wolves to eat or sold into slavery or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (VbCZe)
Yep. She'll do.
After the hair and makeup folks get done with their magic, you won't recognize her. Luckily.
Posted by: Man with hand tatoo at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (ptqGC)
That tweet was a thing of beauty.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (HaL55)
Emile Zola?
Posted by: dantesed at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (88xKn)
another dude, or a sheep, or wanted to do him up the squeakhole with a
giant dildo or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (ZBd2j)
Well, would he know if they were both wearing masks....LOL
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (/i3QG)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 04:54 PM (icI8A)
Emma's colorful outfit pictures looks like a mash up between Steve from Blue's Clues and Finn from Adventure Time.
Hint, the two should not mashed up. An absolute train wreck.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
Next comes the Mushmouth hat from NewsRadio.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2021 04:54 PM (EGyGV)
Right or left, don't matter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
For some reason I think this should involve a "hold my beer and watch this shit". Then I wonder who would be listening or watching. I worry about me.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2021 04:54 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (AD3JT
Midnight Cowboy? Down at the bus station giving BJs for $5?
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 04:54 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Seattle Mariners at February 03, 2021 04:54 PM (786Ro)
Were they black and white, look like "spy vs, spy"?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 04:54 PM (bDqIh)
The tats are a nice touch
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2021 04:54 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: NKVD at February 03, 2021 04:55 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at February 03, 2021 04:55 PM (necEF)
*I'll see myself out*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 04:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 04:55 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2021 04:55 PM (Bv4SJ)
Right or left, don't matter.
Do it with your left hand. It will feel like someone else is doing it.
Posted by: stu-mick-o at February 03, 2021 04:51 PM (w9Wax)
The perfect crime.
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 04:55 PM (KnJdm)
After four years of having a beautiful supermodel as First Lady and a Trump family that is loaded with beauty.
The girls in my house were like- woof-woof- and what are they wearing? It's looks like the first time they wore something that didn't come from the Dover Target Store.
Posted by: Marcus T, at February 03, 2021 04:55 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 04:49 PM (jMEOg)
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I don't get it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
I have seen kids, generally in their teens, who have dead eyes. And they remind me of sharks, because shark eyes (from pics I have seen) look pretty dead.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 04:56 PM (jMEOg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 04:56 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 04:56 PM (lgiXo)
It's Last Call, somewhere.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (/i3QG)
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Dude, I dont think Ive ever been THAT drunk.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 04:56 PM (+Y9SV)
Posted by: THE LEFT at February 03, 2021 04:56 PM (jKqaK)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 04:48 PM (bDqIh)
they are mentally ill and the marriage was a stunt? I hope the masks were a stunt to put on their socially warped media accounts for likes. I hope they did the real picks and don't have to look at this buffoonery twenty or thirty years from now. But then again, i don't care.
Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 04:56 PM (cVcEL)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 04:57 PM (/i3QG)
Both top photos display indices of child abuse.
They are not normal. Why does the Left elevate such things.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 03, 2021 04:57 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2021 04:57 PM (5qHe9)
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at February 03, 2021 04:55 PM (necEF)
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I was one building over from the major shooting site on the Virginia Tech campus when it happened. Cops with rifles showed up in the Johnston Student Center (where I was working), and suddenly started shouting for everyone to leave right then (I've always assumed it was brought on by one of the first flurries of gunfire from the psycho who did it).
I don't call myself a survivor. I was next door.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
It's Last Call, somewhere.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (/i3QG)
Git yer Beer Goggles right here. Step on up, only five bucks a pair.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 03, 2021 04:57 PM (R5lpX)
Michelle Obama: Beautiful and on every style cover in the USA
Melania Trump: Hooker who couldn't manage a single cover because, egads, just look at her!
Emma Emhoff: New face for Modern Style and Beauty
Is that where we are? Holy sh*t these people are so beyond absurd, we'd have to invent new categories to define their ridiculous BS.
I can pretty much measure how much of an idiot AND hack you are by just asking you how to rate those three. I don't even need to know your platform or opinion of anything else.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (HaL55)
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Not even a "Sorry", or a "Thanks, but.."
I'd been shut down pretty hard back in the single days, but dang!
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (VbCZe)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Yeah, he's a testosterone sink. Being around him actually sucks testosterone out of the bodies of nearby men.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: WTF is going on at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (786Ro)
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Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (2BZBZ)
dead eyes. And they remind me of sharks, because shark eyes (from pics I
have seen) look pretty dead.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor The dims SUCK at February 03, 2021 04:56 PM (jMEOg)
shark eyes look like doll's eyes. but dolls are supposed to look like kids, so really, I don't know who started it.
Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (cVcEL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 04:55 PM (lgiXo)
That's selfish.
What if everyone here took that same attitude?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (z79tQ)
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Some dude named Quint said it in a movie before your time. From the Pre-Prometheus era of cinema.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (+Y9SV)
It's sad that the culture surrounding her embraces ugliness as beauty.
She dresses that way and adopts that "bitch" look to keep people from hurting her.
She's been hurt. Really hurt. To her soul hurt.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (SRRAx)
A lot of DC Penises are wearing them.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 04:57 PM (/i3QG)
lol
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (/i3QG)"
I'd rather go home with my bottle of scotch.
Posted by: Marcus T, at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (VpIIl)
You can see it in her eyes. Wounded, lifeless eyes. A girl her age should have a smile and eyes that light up a room.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (SRRAx)
Teresa, you live in Texas, not some Big Blue City. Many of her age and ilk have that same facial expression.
And also, you may be completely correct.
Posted by: Undercover LeftCoast Dawg, adjusting my plans to stay out of the Gulags at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (+Y9SV)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (icI8A)
That's a misreading. I misread that myself. Apparently, he did say he "took his bike to school" or whatever, but what he meant was he went home, then took his bike BACK to the school to do interviews. He was there during the shooting (but in a different building, I think).
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (ZBd2j)
Hey, that's pretty good, can we use that?
Posted by: Broward County Sherrif's Department at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (PiwSw)
Some dude named Quint said it in a movie before your time. From the Pre-Prometheus era of cinema.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (+Y9SV)
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Pre-Prometheus?!
You lost me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 04:58 PM (cVcEL)
Would have been better if you ended with *Looks around innocently, whistling a sea shanty about Spanish Ladies*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Amy Carter at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (L9P9s)
Still no takers for a beejer though. Sad.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (UW2ZS)
What a time to be alive.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (MQGqj)
Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (cVcEL)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: John Weaver, co-founder of the Lincoln Project at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (5+1A/)
Totally ripped off Melania's tuxedo chic, too.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Marcus T, at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (VpIIl)
Yes, blank expression and dead eyes.
The few pictures I've seen of here she's also in a weird pose, with legs open.
It's all so intentionally ugly. Ironic fashion? Anti-fashion? She's currently attending Parson in NYC. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 05:01 PM (bDqIh)
He explains that comic book companies aren't about comics any longer. They're not in the business of making comics. They don't mind sales and would rather not lose money, but both major companies are owned by huge megacorps (Time/Warner for DC and Disney/Fox for Marvel). No, now they are in the business of creating intellectual property which the megacorps can then use to produce more lucrative properties.
So if Marvel makes another "fill in the blanks woke crap" character, it doesn't matter if the comic doesn't sell for sour apples. They've just come up with something that Marvel Cinema can now make into movies for their massively lucrative film division.
And now the original canon stuff isn't in the comics any longer. Its the movies. Captain America isn't really the Cap you read about in the comics, he's the movie version which the comics then make books about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:01 PM (KZzsI)
It's sad that the culture surrounding her embraces ugliness as beauty.
She dresses that way and adopts that "bitch" look to keep people from hurting her.
She's been hurt. Really hurt. To her soul hurt.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (SRRAx)
I disagree on both counts. Bitch face is practically the norm of teenage girls these days and she is ugly regardless. People also don't have a dark secret behind being fat usually either.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 03, 2021 05:01 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 03, 2021 04:52 PM (7cERy)
Because The Horde is very, very good at disagreeing with itself.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2021 05:01 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2021 05:01 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2021 05:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Marcus T, at February 03, 2021 05:01 PM (VpIIl)
It's not working.
It makes us laugh. It makes others laugh. But The Narrative pushes forward a breakneck speed. None in position to block or dare get in its way. They hope only to be given a position of honor in the regime, be it as the farcical face of opposition or as the court eunuch serving the King.
I don't know what can be done other than appeal to the power greater than all other powers. The eradication of all historically important institutions is nearly complete.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (xg6Xu)
She is a VERY handsome woman with a full and thick penis.
Any Klingon Mother would be proud.
Posted by: Kahless at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (/i3QG)
Tell me they don't have mirrors on that patio...
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (cF8AT)
That's my understanding.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (UW2ZS)
$35. Paid online, printed the label, took it back to the PO and they accepted it without batting an eyelash.
This makes me livid. We are subsidizing Amazon outrageously.
Posted by: creeper at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (icI8A)
What they DON'T do is try to pretend the coyote ugly drunken mistake is a supermodel.
They want you to believe this person is pretty enough to be a model.
Not pretty enough that a drunk horny guy will give her a pump and dump, then try to live down the derision of his buddies.
A model.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (ZBd2j)
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Don't laugh, I was there next to her working as a door gunner on a UH-1 Huey!
Posted by: Brian Williams, future Reality Czar and Minister of State Truth at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (3QSHH)
...just had to sit through "diversity" training where I'm told that 1) inclusion and diversity means everyone and 2) there will be broad outreach to underserved communities. to enable that outreach the company will be ignoring things like gpa, test scores, etc etc.
***
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2021 03:34 PM (z79tQ)
I wonder if theylll also ignore all corporate measurements of success/failure too and just hand out raises and promotions and bonuses based on skin hue.
Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Amy Carter at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (L9P9s)
In what universe? If that's joy, her angst face must be something else.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T, at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:01 PM (KZzsI)
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I don't believe that any of this has been really tested yet, except Captain Marvel, and she came out right at the peak of the MCU's popularity, riding that wave to a billion dollars.
After a few years of the culture moving on slightly, I do doubt it's going to work all that well again, especially when all that's left of the original cast of third tier characters are a bunch of side characters like Falcon and Vision.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (LvTSG)
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No surprise. It's the same media that spent eight years constantly praising the fashion sense of First Lady Gigantor, a woman who wore clothes slightly less well than a horse would.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (5qHe9)
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (IVucH)
It's Last Call, somewhere.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 04:53 PM (/i3QG)
*golf clap*
and I don't play golf.
Posted by: Undercover LeftCoast Dawg, adjusting my plans to stay out of the Gulags at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (sy5kK)
Hahaha - I banged a few parson girls when I was in NYC. Holy shit....that place was crawling with vacuous vagine.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (/i3QG)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (X8f1/)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 03, 2021 04:59 PM (SRRAx)
You're more generous than I am.
I say she's a poser.
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 04:56 PM (lmikk)
That was their "prestige", in magic terms, but they've abandoned that for full on GOPe cronyism. They're full of nevertrumpers. Same for Washington Free Bacon.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (XRRK9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
I'm rolling with the left's logic. I consider myself a survivor of 9/11.
No, I wasn't in NYC that day, but I was on planet earth and watched it on TV.
Kind of like the capitol staffers who were working from home during the ahem "insurrection" and suffer PTSD from watching CNN.
#We'reallsurvivorsnow
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (UPoLF)
I could snap both necks with one hand while pleasuring myself with the other.
Right or left, don't matter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Keep your neck-snapping hand out of the frame of your video call and you are home free. Not one person has asked what I was doing with my other hand.
Posted by: Jeffry Toobin at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (SchQD)
But mostly she scowls like something took a dump in her soy milk. Not attractive. Never heard her singing, so I have no opinion about that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (x8Wzq)
And yes, I wrote this only as excuse to use a new word I just learned.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (LWu6U)
4.51 benjamins
tinyurl.com/dtx33mra
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (UW2ZS)
This is a good deal. If you don't own a striker-fired G19 sized pistol, it's a good choice.
Happy hunting on ammo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (63Dwl)
That dude looks like he catches AIDS like Mike Trout!
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (/i3QG)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: WTF is going on at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (wGxSf)
Eh, she's not hideous. She's a solid 6 that needs to learn to smile and dress better, like your buddy's nerdy sister.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2021 05:05 PM (j9HX3)
She's not bad.
Posted by: Yoko Ono at February 03, 2021 05:05 PM (/i3QG)
16.5 benjamins
https://tinyurl.com/54t7m6db
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 05:05 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Ziba at February 03, 2021 05:05 PM (S1hrL)
You can see it in her eyes. Wounded, lifeless eyes. A girl her age should have a smile and eyes that light up a room.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 03, 2021 04:47 PM (SRRAx)
Well, consider the upbringing. All three parents in the equation are hardcore yuppie power-at-all-costs types, daddy ditched biological mommy when she was in the emotional-development phase, probably never had anyone in her life that wasn't playing an angle.
Posted by: CppThis at February 03, 2021 05:05 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2021 05:05 PM (j9HX3)
No, I wasn't in NYC that day, but I was on planet earth and watched it on TV.
Kind of like the capitol staffers who were working from home during the ahem "insurrection" and suffer PTSD from watching CNN.
#We'reallsurvivorsnow
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 03, 2021 05:03 PM (UPoLF)
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Gonna be honest, you have the right approach.
I am a survivor of the Virginia Tech massacre, and because of my unique status as a survivor, I have moral authority to speak about guns.
With that authority I declare that if every man and woman on campus had had a gun, then Seung-Hui Cho would have killed far fewer people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at February 03, 2021 05:00 PM (2BZBZ)
Let the Wookie win.
Posted by: Your Inner C3PO at February 03, 2021 05:05 PM (KnJdm)
She's sooo cutting edge though.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 03, 2021 05:06 PM (nxdel)
Just got here. When I saw the title, I thought this thread was going to be about Emma Peel!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 03, 2021 05:06 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2021 05:06 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 03, 2021 05:06 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 05:06 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2021 05:06 PM (5qHe9)
Eh, she's not hideous. She's a solid 6 that needs to learn to smile and dress better, like your buddy's nerdy sister.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
A 6? She's a 3 or 4. Your average woman on the street looks a good bit more attractive.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 03, 2021 05:06 PM (Zm+LZ)
I view this like the longbow/crossbow divide. It's something to argue about while we're waiting for the world to end. No one's seriously invested in it.
But of course the pro-Emma folks are legally blind. It's sad really. I pity them and their sad, defective eyes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Yin Yang at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (ZBd2j)
No wonder Emma looks so happy.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
ooh you're WICKed!
I want you in my mouth!
Posted by: John Weaver, co-founder of the Lincoln Project at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (5+1A/)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 05:06 PM (icI8A)
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"How was it?"
-Hogg
"Energetic."
-The cuck's cuck
"That's all I get for my money?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (3QSHH)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (gmo/4)
...........
plus she's too stringy to eat.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: InCali at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (9AFWN)
I won't lose sleep over it or anything but geez....really?
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (cF8AT)
She is a 6 until she raises her arms.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM
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Or shows her testicles.
Posted by: irright at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (wGxSf)
Some women... NO, I cannot even do the 'Some women can pull it off.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
Holy crap, CT. I think it is time to update your prescription. Warm calf's liver is more sexually appealing.
Posted by: Your Inner C3PO at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Inogame at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (yVv6t)
it had to be said (what ace said)
and remembered!!!!
btw I am not to be trusted for the reasons stated. but I come here and post quick hits and try not to even let my husband know about it. he is MAD I'm on Gab so I will probably have to delete that.
I will be the ruination of us all! and I don't want to be that so... kind of stuck here
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (5qHe9)
I won't lose sleep over it or anything but geez....really?
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (cF8AT)
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I believe that with a makeover and a smile, I'd look at her for more than a brief second.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bosk at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (SWbVS)
DC has been riding this since the 70s. They put out movies about their characters with diminishing sequels, then a while later another comes out. While their Snyder Superman and Justice League movies were not greatly praised by the fan community, they made money. Its working so far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (KZzsI)
Vampire is a funny way to say Iron Deficient.
Posted by: Jmel at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (eU98s)
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Ha. Not any longer. Those are officially illegal now. I'm not joking.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (1+b9Z)
They are what they are because certain, um, interests have something to sell.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (HhXSr)
Then you find out she is a biologival female and has a OEM Vagina...
so she immediately jumps up +2 to a 6.
Then, once you learn a little about her...she settles back in at a safe 5.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (/i3QG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 03, 2021 05:06 PM (Zm+LZ)
Most women want to look attractive and have a soul that shines out of their eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (lmikk)
I won't lose sleep over it or anything but geez....really?
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (cF8AT)
Clearly we need to rescue some people from Gitmo.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (ijmOp)
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (gmo/4)
mostly b/c I just saw that one yesterday
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (j9HX3)
It's the "I hate you and everything about you" look that really puts her over the top.
Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (UMXod)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
There was an episode of Rescue Me where one of the firemen went to a support group for people traumatized by 9/11. None of the other people there were even in NY at the time, IIRC.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (wGxSf)
I am a survivor of the Virginia Tech massacre, and because of my unique status as a survivor, I have moral authority to speak about guns.
With that authority I declare that if every man and woman on campus had had a gun, then Seung-Hui Cho would have killed far fewer people.
I have a former co-worker who told me he was at the Las Vegas shooting. When I pressed him for details, I found out he was down the strip a couple of miles. I wasn't sad when that liar got fired.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: aelfheld at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (Zy9Yy)
"I remember it like it was yesterday. I was nearly killed! This wouldn't have happened if they'd passed the Green New Deal!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog
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Of course he was good -- Joe Kennedy, Sr. was a communist in good standing.
Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (3QSHH)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (X8f1/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (LvTSG)
Now when you say 'makeover' you're talking plastic surgery, right...not just some foundation, mascara and blush, right?
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: Kamalama at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (v0R5T)
DC has been riding this since the 70s. They put out movies about their characters with diminishing sequels, then a while later another comes out. While their Snyder Superman and Justice League movies were not greatly praised by the fan community, they made money. Its working so far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:09 PM (KZzsI)
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The DECU has been so hilariously mismanaged that they're now at a point where there's no one in charge of the overall strategy and they're hiring whomever to make whatever. If they were hiring talented people, that would be one thing, but they're hiring Patty Jenkins and Cathy Yan. I don't want to shit on the guy because he seems like a genuinely nice guy through his Youtube channel, but when your best director for the past 7 movies or so is David F. Sandberg, then something's wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (LvTSG)
tinyurl.com/lphhnley
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (nxdel)
-Hogg
"Energetic."
-The cuck's cuck
"That's all I get for my money?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:07 PM (LvTSG)
That's low effort. It's like you do not care at all. You are essentially 'hiring' a voyeur. Hell, you could probably find some guys in trench coats at the park after dark to do it for free.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (lmikk)
It's the "I hate you and everything about you" look that really puts her over the top.
Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (UMXod)
Sinead O'Conner got there first.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (PiwSw)
The Pier. That implies the Navy.
And we all know how you guys swing once the ropes are cast off...
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 05:12 PM (/i3QG)
Now when you say 'makeover' you're talking plastic surgery, right...not just some foundation, mascara and blush, right?
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (cF8AT)
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She could start with a shave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 05:12 PM (icI8A)
Sure but Superman 3 and the last two Burton batman sequels stank up the box office so bad everyone thought superhero movies were dead. Until they weren't. They'll come out with some stinkers, then make more that are better.
Will audiences embrace Ms Marvel and Squirrel Girl like they did Iron Man and Dr Strange? Probably not. I doubt the Captain Marvel sequel will do particularly well either, but they should make money. Without the Avengers hype tie-in and YOU MUST LOVE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE CHICK POWER hype, Captain Marvel is meh.
But it ebbs and flows. Every few years someone realizes that a well-told, well directed story with solid acting and casting can make good money and they get back to the formula.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 03, 2021 05:12 PM (wuwbE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
Dude. You have a problem.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2021 05:12 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (gmo/4)
What neighborhood do you live in? I want to avoid it if at all possible. Not really a fan of turning to stone.
I denounce myself, of course.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (HhXSr)
A model.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:02 PM (ZBd2j)
I don't judge...I just sell beer goggles. Whatever you tell your friends is on you.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (wGxSf)
It's 1 or 0.
This dudes a 0.
Posted by: Bosk at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (5qHe9)
Not the one that had it pulled down over his face, but another short character that was kind of pudgy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (xg6Xu)
Posted by: Skip
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Well, she's no Chelsea Clinton ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (3QSHH)
tinyurl.com/lphhnley
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (VP4Cd)
Still very much a 4 at best. Again you can walk down the street and find the average woman (a 5) is more attractive.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (j9HX3)
Why would you have to delete GAB? And why don't you want your husband to know about AOS?
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 03, 2021 05:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:14 PM (KZzsI)
But it ebbs and flows. Every few years someone realizes that a well-told, well directed story with solid acting and casting can make good money and they get back to the formula.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:12 PM (KZzsI)
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By, "I don't think it will work" I mean that I don't think Marvel's going to be see billion dollar box office returns anymore, not that comic books are dead.
However, diminishing box office returns and interest throughout the entirety of Phase 4 is gonna make it hard for anyone to get all that excited about the reveal of the X-Men and Fantastic 4 in Phase 5.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
It's 1 or 0.
This dudes a 0.
Posted by: Bosk at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (SWbVS)
Decile scale. What normals outside of the Horde tend to use.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 03, 2021 05:14 PM (Zm+LZ)
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They'll make her up and photoshop out the ugly, but the problem with photographs is that they look just like you.
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 03, 2021 05:14 PM (1+b9Z)
he doesn't think it's smart for me to be on gab?
he's very much the never trumper "republican"
I don't think he'd like this place very much either
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (/i3QG)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (wGxSf)
We're all God's children in a dark bathroom stall.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 03, 2021 05:11 PM (nxdel)
Heh. Congrats. Good on you, Jewells
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (ifmtJ)
I won't lose sleep over it or anything but geez....really?
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (cF8AT)
if Emma whoever she is is that pic on the right, I am going to have to go ahead and agree with you. And could that second pic have any more Millennial cliches? I honestly have no idea what that is. But I know it is not attractive in any way normal man thought of the term even a year ago.
Posted by: Quint at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (cVcEL)
Not just someone on twitter:
"It's not really about shape, size or gender any more," said Ivan Bart, the president of IMG Models, told the New York Times. "Ella communicates this moment in time. There's a cheekiness and a joy she exudes."
According to the New York Times, Emhoff caught Bart's eye "as soon as she walked in the door" during the presidential primaries over the summer. Shortly after, the two began discussing the idea of joining IMG Models.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 03, 2021 05:10 PM (1+b9Z)
.........
Well she is married now so she's sending hubby a message.
Maybe on your birthday.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (v0R5T)
She looks like a porcelain doll that kills people when the dolls parents have someone else watch it.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (X8f1/)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (KATBx)
The inherent problem with DC is that there are exactly three characters that the public cares about or have any sort of real desire to see.
And Marvel really caught lightning in a bottle. I doubt they have the same run that they've had for the last 10 years.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (3k74F)
Posted by: Mr Gray at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (1+b9Z)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (j9HX3)
But we are so shy, retiring, inviting. Most of us even smell ok... sort of.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (lmikk)
Eh, I see models that (in the nice picture of Ella) don't look much better but we all know why she got the job. I think it would better to just ignore. her...which I now plan to do.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Azathoth
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True fact: a nice thick layer of shit covering the inside of your mask is 100% effective against the CCP virus.
/things I learned from Dr. Falsi, Supreme Commander Czar
Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2021 05:16 PM (3QSHH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (nxdel)
However, diminishing box office returns and interest throughout the entirety of Phase 4 is gonna make it hard for anyone to get all that excited about the reveal of the X-Men and Fantastic 4 in Phase 5.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:14 PM (LvTSG)
Wandavision is doing pretty good, supposedly.
Marvel's pivot to Streaming might turn out to be the right move.
It all comes down to the writing, though. The tech is good enough that special effects look good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)
No. She doesn't.
She looks like a less-than-attractive young woman, which in itself is no crime.
What she doesn't look like is a model.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (ZBd2j)
A really good Fantastic Four movie could make a bill but yeah I agree, probably not. I doubt we'll ever see a movie make that kind of money again, no matter who its about. Hollywood destroyed themselves with this shutdown crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (KZzsI)
The inherent problem with DC is that there are exactly three characters that the public cares about or have any sort of real desire to see.
And Marvel really caught lightning in a bottle. I doubt they have the same run that they've had for the last 10 years.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (FVrDO)
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It was questionable before the pandemic killed movie theaters.
It's not going to be the same if half of the new MCU stuff premiers on Disney+. One of the reasons that The Mandalorian took off wasn't because it was on Disney+, but because it was the only new Star Wars around, and it did the bare minimum to make people happy. Disney's flooding the market with their brands now, and even Screen Junkies is predicting brand exhaustion over the next few years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (2DOZq)
I'd take that run at danger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (Zm+LZ)
Still gonna have to seen ownership records on the vag.
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (KnJdm)
***
Then I'm afraid she had bad news for you when the underwear comes off. What's your opinion of privet hedges?
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (5qHe9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (wqtxH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (bDqIh)
Wanna bet? Use her to try to sell me something and I will actively pursue its competitors.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (KZzsI)
There ain't a photoshop on the planet that'll get ugly that bad out. She looks like a junkie Where's Waldo.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (4uSHG)
https://tinyurl.com/4onv6bpy
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (UW2ZS)
I do wish for her sake they'd have left her alone... but they need to champion some bullshit and she's gonna pay or it.
Posted by: Inogame at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (5qHe9)
A shrubbery!
Posted by: Knights who say NEE! at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (lmikk)
Yeah, definitely.
Under exigent circumstances,* you could promote her to a 1, provided you made her turn around during the act and made her wear a mask on the back of her head.
* War, civil disorder, natural disasters.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
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You're going to have to be much more specific -- at last count I believe there were over 10,000 concurrent Fucking Clown Shows currently in progress ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (3QSHH)
"There is a bomb in the Capitol building. It will go off in five minutes...
The force of the device blew off the door to the office of Democratic Leader Robert C. Byrd.
The blast also punched a potentially lethal hole in a wall partition sending a shower of pulverized brick, plaster, and glass into the Republican cloakroom.""
Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (CZm2G)
Broseidan said she's dressed as a character from the Bob's Burgers cartoon?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (I6Qlc)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (gmo/4)
I still say that as long as her gash is original factory equipment, she is a 5.
I also think I could put her in the right dress, with the right hair and makeup and pass her off as an easy 7 if she would only remember...
POISE COUNTS!
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (/i3QG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (KZzsI)
Lauren Bacall pretty much had this market cornered. Trying to think of more examples.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (lmikk)
Marvel's pivot to Streaming might turn out to be the right move.
It all comes down to the writing, though. The tech is good enough that special effects look good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (ifmtJ)
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The interesting thing about Wandavision is that I think your comment here is the first time I've seen the show mentioned here since it premiered.
We talked about The Mandalorian pretty regularly over the past couple of years, but we draw the line at Wandavision, even though it's delivered the exact same way?
That implies to me a limited cultural impact, but that's anecdotal at best.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 03, 2021 05:15 PM (2DOZq)
I'd take that run at danger.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (lmikk)
As Dwight Yoakam says, I ain't that lonely yet.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (2DOZq)
yeah that or Adventure Time
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (j9HX3)
Maybe on your birthday.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2021 05:16
Homie don't play that.
Had it written in our pre nup.
Posted by: LMAO at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (O1CTW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (Q9lwr)
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Funny thing, I have the exact same attitude toward aggressively stupid commercials.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
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Loading that picture into Photoshop would crash the computer.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (ijmOp)
A really good Fantastic Four movie could make a bill but yeah I agree, probably not. I doubt we'll ever see a movie make that kind of money again, no matter who its about. Hollywood destroyed themselves with this shutdown crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:17 PM (KZzsI)
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Analysts are saying that movie theaters will be back 100% by 2023. That's...a long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:18 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/yx9eu5aw
Sorta NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (X8f1/)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (XRRK9)
Ah, the old, "I can't justify my decision rationally, so I'll just say she's got some intangibles going for her."
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Rex B at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (ztJs+)
I want a woman to have pubes.
Not necessarily a raging jungle, but pubes.
I don't go for the pedo look.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (ZBd2j)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (gmo/4)
Looking at her crotch shot she is either a woman or a mid op tranny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (lmikk)
Please NEVER allow yourself to think this has fuckall to do with Trump. This has been coming for us for a long time.
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2021 05:21 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 05:21 PM (786Ro)
Now "modelling" is Impressionist.
Didn't see that one coming.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2021 05:21 PM (HhXSr)
Other than her strangely boy-like husky voice, Lauren was pretty though.
We talked about The Mandalorian pretty regularly over the past couple of years, but we draw the line at Wandavision, even though it's delivered the exact same way?
I haven't seen it, and am not particularly interested. Scarlet Witch is like a.. K-level character that has never made me care. Vision is a hell of a lot more interesting as a character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (LvTSG)
Well a lot of the Horde bailed on Disney, deservedly so.
But I have buddies who watch it religiously. They say it's unique, in a good way. Dunno. It's not Woke and it at least pays lip service to traditional gender roles, even if its in a sitcom setting. That's not nothing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:22 PM (ifmtJ)
You have went down a dark path, next you will want to acquire a zombie 3d target that splatters goo when you shoot it.
inyurl.com/49avt8z8
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 05:22 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2021 05:22 PM (mht8P)
I think the Mandalorian did exactly what all creatives should strive, offer something compelling and rich and most importantly, do not piss off your audience by "subverting their expectations."
And it's no coincidence that the guy who gave the MCU wings is also the guy who has redeemed Star Wars to the extent possible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2021 05:22 PM (3k74F)
Ivan Bart, the president of IMG Models, told the New York Times. "Ella
communicates this moment in time. There's a cheekiness and a joy she
exudes."
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That's not joy.
Posted by: An Endocrinologist, backing away at February 03, 2021 05:22 PM (SchQD)
Diff is the people doing Mandalorian give a damn about the show and the mythology. Wandavison is trying too hard. I was wasting my time with it 15 minutes in.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:22 PM (wGxSf)
Sorta NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (Q9lwr)
More SFW than my last sorta-nsfw.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:22 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Inogame at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tami
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C'mon. They need to deal with fans from Philly. The DM's were closed day one.
Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Bosk at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:21 PM (KZzsI)
Considering he was essentially Data with a rock in his head, yeah, he was kind of boring too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
You mean 6 bottles of brain bleach, no?
Posted by: dantesed at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2021 05:22 PM (3k74F)
Yeah, Jon Favreau is legit talented.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)
A few more months and a lot of theaters will be shutting down forever. That's a huge amount of property in high rent areas. And it isn't like they can mothball the place, they have to do some minimal upkeep even when closed up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
Ohhh, I've seen that. And I did ask my husband if it was a guy or a girl.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mookie at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (u+Y3T)
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"The Albany Supreme Court Justice has made his decision; now let him enforce it." -- Gov. "Fredo the Elder" Kevorkian Cuomo (CCP - NY)
Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (3QSHH)
Girls way way back and still have no idea what L Dunham had going on on
her upper arm.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 03, 2021 05:19 PM (I6Qlc)
It's like one of those Mad Magazine pictures in the back of the mag, where you have to fold over the fat flaps to see the secret image.
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 05:23 PM (pO7gM)
Ouch.
But....buy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:22 PM (ifmtJ)
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I mostly watched The Mandalorian because Dolley wanted to. Literally the only superheroes she has the least bit of interest in is X-Men (I have no idea why), so she has no desire to see Wandavision. I showed her the trailer for the Loki series, and she spent the entire 2 minutes and 20 seconds demanding to know why he didn't just die and what the fuck was with the political button.
I don't gauge it by my own household.
It looks interesting, but I'm weird about TV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (LvTSG)
Yes, but the girl on the left is better looking.
Also probably less malodorous than the one on the right.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 05:25 PM (7gQkP)
Posted by: Mookie at February 03, 2021 05:25 PM (u+Y3T)
yeah, even if she hadn't been a hateful bigot and mean looking, Mrs Obama was genuinely not attractive. Don't crap on my plate and call it souffle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 05:25 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:13 PM (ZBd2j)
Dude here gets it. Same reason I've never understood the "AOC/Michelle/ is so hawt" thing; all I pick up from them are the vibes of someone who hates the very concept of me and would desperately like to do something about it.
Posted by: CppThis at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (Ez6QX)
I haven't detected an Adam's apple. Yet. It's like the advertiser is just messing with us.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (ptqGC)
>Not necessarily a raging jungle, but pubes.
>I don't go for the pedo look.
It's like Parsley on your plate.
You aren't gonna eat it.
And you aren't gonna complain any more if it is there than if it is missing.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (/i3QG)
Yep; You can look up on the internet the ugly clothes worn by ugly models including men wearing dresses. These are not all the models who look like models in the 70's
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 05:25 PM (pO7gM)
Glad I own Russian guns too.
Thankee
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Bosk
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"This guy gets it." -- Brie Larson, Best in Ass
Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (3QSHH)
Posted by: Colin at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (G7I21)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (ZBd2j)
A few more months and a lot of theaters will be shutting down forever. That's a huge amount of property in high rent areas. And it isn't like they can mothball the place, they have to do some minimal upkeep even when closed up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:24 PM (KZzsI)
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About 10 years ago, the Regal theaters in Christiansburg, VA built a new building and abandoned their old one right next door (where I saw Batman Begins for the first time, twice on opening day).
The space became an extension of the local community college. That was kinda weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (LvTSG)
Now Wiener went back to Philadelphia - whence he came - and Gonzalez buggered off back to Mexico - whence she or her relatives probably came - California would be the better for it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (7gQkP)
Posted by: Caliban at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (D6d/b)
I used to deliver Pizzas to Carol in the late 80s / early 90s.
She was drop dead fucking gorgeous and sweet as all hell.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (/i3QG)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (d6he9)
Anything after that is an abomination. This is known.
Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (RapHb)
Yeah, I don't mean the one in the movies, he was kinda dull and they did nothing with him. I mean the one from the comics. He's got really interesting abilities and long before Data they were doing the "what am I? Not human, not a machine?" thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 04:54 PM (icI8A)
I guess the ideal nowadays is to either be a sullen sexless mope with a pencil-like body or a tatted-up fatty with pink and purple hair who raves about "body positivity."
I feel sorry for young men these days. The young women are working overtime to make themselves unattractive and unlike the boys of my generation, who could at least fantasize about Rachel Welch and Farrah Fawcett, hanging up a pinup picture in today's dorm rooms would make the campus PC police shriek about sexism and the rapey "male gaze."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2021 05:28 PM (Bvn1K)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdYNlgGhASU/
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 05:28 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 05:29 PM (D6d/b)
Posted by: garrett
There is this great invention from Matel called The Slip And Slide. Most don't want hair there.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 03, 2021 05:29 PM (wuwbE)
I won't lose sleep over it or anything but geez....really?
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2021 05:08 PM (cF8AT)
Think of every group of people, even people you mostly like, as a bell curve and it becomes easier to understand.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2021 05:29 PM (y7DUB)
Tough shit. I bet the police weren't crazy about answering some calls for help, either. Man up and do your job, social worker cupcakes. The worst that happens is you get offed, but ... so it goes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 05:29 PM (7gQkP)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (HabA/)
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We've got a generation that believes it is owed everything but need not earn anything.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 03, 2021 05:29 PM (WEBkv)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdYNlgGhASU/
She's gone from forgettable to actively avoid.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 03, 2021 05:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: m at February 03, 2021 05:30 PM (o+Yqs)
Posted by: Amy Carter at February 03, 2021 05:30 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2021 05:28 PM (Bvn1K)
Plus, am I the only one who suspects she is distinctly whiffy? She looks like she's a charter member of the bath of the month club.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 05:30 PM (7gQkP)
#1 rule
guys will fuck anything
2 legs or 4
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2021 05:30 PM (zZxh0)
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2021 05:31 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 05:28 PM (bDqIh)
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If you look at some of the pictures, she looks like a feminized version of John Lennon.
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 03, 2021 05:31 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at Feb
Long while ago we had to put to sleep 2 aged, loving dogs within a week. Wife was very upset so we went to a pet grief group put on by a regional vet hospital.
One of the women there was continously crying. Come to find out her cat had died 8 years ago. Holy shit. How do grieve 8 years for a pet. Yeah, you miss them and maybe dream about them but showing up at monthly grief meetings for 8 years. I think she just wanted the attention.
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at February 03, 2021 05:31 PM (necEF)
You aren't gonna eat it.
And you aren't gonna complain any more if it is there than if it is missing.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2021 05:26 PM (/i3QG)
It's like a pre-game show or half-time event. That's not why you went there.
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 05:32 PM (KnJdm)
Again, I'm talking objectively now, I don't mean she's ugly or a terrible person for her looks. Just comparing her to, I dunno, Paulina Porizkova, for example. Its kind of tough finding a modern fashion model that is really gorgeous to use for a comparison.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (D6d/b)
Doesn't her hat have bunny ears though?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2021 05:32 PM (Ez6QX)
But honestly, her face is symmetrical and her nose is normal. Get her in with a Latina beauty influencer and get her to smile and she'd be very pretty. She's clearly some sort of leader for trying NOT to be pretty. Bedhead and dead eyes and tattoos and all.
Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2021 05:32 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
You have just spoiled the plot of Blade Runner, you fool!
Now we are going to get another director's cut from Ridley Scott!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:32 PM (lmikk)
Illegal aliens now being just put on buses - or planes - in TX. Catch and release. Which actually overstates it. They're not "caught" in any sense, they just show up and "surrender". Numbers are now approaching all-time highs. And it's just beginning (12 days in).
But if you want something concrete, SCOTUS (now remember, "we" now dominate SCOTUS) will now not hear 2 sovereignty-related cases, Trump appeals of lower court rulings, after idiot vandals requested they not hear the cases.
But man, those mid-terms are gonna rock. Well, except for possibly the millions of no-show voters, and the fact that 98% of GOP candidates will be as worthless as most current incumbents.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2021 05:32 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (03n3v)
AOC was excited thinking a artist would be around...until she googled it. Then blamed T. Cruz.
Posted by: socalcon at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 03, 2021 05:30 PM (SchxB)
How many cats does she have?
Posted by: dantesed at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2021 05:30 PM (7gQkP)
Totally. If she wants to sit on anyone's furniture, she's gonna have to get sprayed down. With a Hotsy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (Bvn1K)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdYNlgGhASU/
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 05:28 PM (bDqIh)
huh
Posted by: m at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (o+Yqs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:32 PM (lmikk)
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I won't be happy until I see his 4 hour director's cut of Exodus: Gods and Kings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (LvTSG)
Your link didn't work. McAfee said no no.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (nxdel)
If John Lennon and Carl Sagan had a transgendered genetically- engineered offspring...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (ZBd2j)
blinks in dark blooms
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 03, 2021 05:30 PM (SchxB)
Harry Potter in drag is a 6.
/CT
Posted by: 4 at February 03, 2021 05:34 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Caliban at February 03, 2021 05:27 PM (HgGBT)
How can they smile when racism and white privilege are everywhere? These little fartlings believe there are white supremacists and Nazis behind every tree. Hell, the guys who fought at the Battle of the Bulge probably smiled more and they really were surrounded by Nazis, who were, you know actual Nazis, with guns and tanks and grenades.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at February 03, 2021 05:34 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:25 PM (KZzsI)
.......
It's a coyote omelette.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2021 05:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: m at February 03, 2021 05:34 PM (o+Yqs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:33 PM (LvTSG)
I actually need to watch Kingdom of Heaven some time. Just for the hell of it if anything else.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:34 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: socalcon at February 03, 2021 05:34 PM (Roy2Z)
. . . and the ones who are attractive want them to subscribe to their OnlyFans.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2021 05:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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This. We are being required to celebrate her(?) bravery, her non-gender-affirming, her non-binary, and so on. We are being required to submit and say "Yes, that is a model!"
Lena Dunham was the same. She's ugly (inside and out) but she puts her mug right in the camera and demands that we celebrate her or else we're bad, misogynistic, haters. That puts most people between a rock and a hard place, so they say "Of COURSE she's beautiful and brave and stunning! I LOVE her!"
Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 05:35 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at February 03, 2021 05:31 PM (necEF)
I have to wonder, was going once enough? I think I'd rather grieve alone at home than have to listen to someone crying over her cat that passed 8 years ago in order to get my turn to get some sympathy from others. :/
Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2021 05:35 PM (BD/yx)
I actually need to watch Kingdom of Heaven some time. Just for the hell of it if anything else.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:34 PM (lmikk)
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Do the Director's Cut of Kingdom of Heaven if you're going to watch it. Far superior to the theatrical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:34 PM (lmikk)
Go 'Director's Cut' and dedicate some time to it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:35 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:34 PM (lmikk)
Go 'Director's Cut' and dedicate some time to it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at February 03, 2021 05:35 PM (ifmtJ)
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The closest Scott has gotten to mimicking David Lean in all the best of ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:37 PM (lmikk)
For the record, professionals call this "cheekiness and joy".
Yep. Look at all the cheekiness and joy in the system. So, so joyfully cheeky.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2021 05:37 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2021 05:37 PM (lmikk)
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Scott gives into his producers too easily for theatrical cuts. For many of his films it's not a huge problem. I actually think the theatrical cut of Robin Hood is superior to the Director's Cut.
But Kingdom of Heaven is one where he should have stood his ground.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 03, 2021 05:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at February 03, 2021 05:31 PM (necEF)
Just think about how upset her other 8 cats were that she couldn't let go.
Posted by: Inogame at February 03, 2021 05:38 PM (yVv6t)
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2021 05:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Synova at February 03, 2021 05:3
We did one visit and that was enough. Wife got more from my coworkers giving us doggie lapel pins with halos
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at February 03, 2021 05:38 PM (necEF)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 03, 2021 05:39 PM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2021 05:32 PM (KZzsI)
I'd think that a model would be hired for that rarified look or beauty or perhaps just general comeliness that best sells that product they are wearing for their employer - but alas, no.
It would appear they are now hired for their regrettable-ness factor. Miss ElmerFudd here seems to realize that and went from just every day plain homely to "OMG look away" in order to best sell what sells now - shock and revulsion.
Posted by: Boswell at February 03, 2021 05:40 PM (w2LAm)
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I never noticed her legs. I never got past those gorgeous green eyes. Holy moly.
Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2021 05:42 PM (U1eOr)
As long it isn't for Prometheus, I'm OK with it. Well, maybe he could explain what alien took over his brain with the visually exciting horror-adventure movie with absurd plot lines. I guess I'd like to hear that.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2021 05:43 PM (HhXSr)
Gal Gadot works for me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2021 05:45 PM (ZBd2j)
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What. A. Tool.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at February 03, 2021 05:46 PM (MkuC5)
career after she was spotted waiting tables during her freshman year at
Hofstra University, which she attended on an ROTC scholarship.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2021 05:54 PM (d6he9)
Posted by: steve walsh at February 03, 2021 05:58 PM (PBCuZ)
Posted by: soulpile at February 03, 2021 06:02 PM (VTLGo)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 03, 2021 06:22 PM (vD+8F)
The rest House of Reps is full of drama queens just like this, though. It's a fundamentally dramatic institution now.
Posted by: Fashionism With Liberal Characteristics at February 03, 2021 06:26 PM (2tNBH)
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