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Oligarch Jeff Bezos' Corporate Newsletter The Washington Post: Akshually, The Hedge Fund Short-Sellers Are the Good Guys

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This is a PR piece.

Note that you don't need to do PR if you're just trading stock. Public relations can't help or hurt you.

But, if you are asking your crony government friends to help you, you do need to lay down a smokescreen of defensive Public Relations fog to provide cover to your government allies.

That is the only time you need to run these political ops: When you're trying to create the conditions for illegal government action to aid you.


I don't care who the "good guys" and "bad guys" are here. I don't want to care.

One group won a bet, the other group lost a bet.

Any attempt to portray the winners as "the real bad guys" is just a fucking lie in a political prelude to getting the people who outsmarted you prosecuted -- unless they give you back "your" money, of course!

The "bad guys" are the ones trying to claim it's unjust that they lost money, and that therefore, we need government action to undo this Great Injustice.

Last week, a similar fantasy reared its head: the idea that GameStop, an ailing retailer whose shares had slumped from $57 to $4 since 2013, should suddenly trade at $350. The speculators driving this 8,750 percent revaluation have no evidence that this makes sense: Indeed, they disdain evidence. GameStop’s price-to-earnings ratio is infinite, because the company earns nothing. Its prospects are grim, because it is mainly a brick-and-mortar vendor of video games, a product best sold digitally. But the speculators don’t care. They believe. And the force of their belief has been contagious and self-fulfilling.

Well, no. They had the fact that the short sellers had sold 120-140% of the available stocks and therefore had created a trap for themselves which would obligate buy the stock at almost any price. They correctly deduced the fact that the short sellers were obligated to pay almost any price to buy the stock they had sold (sometimes multiple times) after merely borrowing it.

The short sellers got greedy and made a huge, huge mistake in creating an artificial scarcity in the very stock that they were contractually obligated to purchase.

They created their own stock sqeeuze.

The stock is, therefore, worth almost any price to the short sellers.

The price of something is what someone is willing to -- or obligated to -- pay for it.

These are facts, not beliefs.

But this guy is trying to pretend this is about virtuous "facts" versus evil, and vaguely Christian, "beliefs."

...

The particular targets of the GameStop crowd are hedge funds and short sellers. Here, a couple of definitions may be useful. Generally speaking, a hedge fund is a small-to-medium-size company that makes money by choosing smart investments. There is nothing nefarious about this. To the contrary, if you don't like too-big-to-fail banks that get backstopped by taxpayers, small-enough-to-fail hedge funds ought to be celebrated. M}


...

Hedge funders and short sellers are out to get rich: They are certainly not angels. But there is a difference between trading based on evidence and research and trading based on conspiracy theories and mob tactics. Over the past week, it'a been tempting to celebrate the colorful rebels -- they represent the democratization of finance, the revenge against the fat cats. Now it is time to remember that truth matters.

Their go-to move is to say you're a white supremacist conspiracy-theorist who is peddling "misinformation."

As the Wall Street Journal did.

Then, having laid the predicate -- it's always legal to Punch Nazis (TM), as Fredo Cuomo says -- they demand the government "crack down" on you.

And the government they own and operate eagerly complies.

And the bois at National Review cheer their big, strong government protectors coming to the nation's rescue.

And fuck you, Jeff Bezos.

Below: Jen The Genius Psaki spins for Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen getting hundreds of thousands of dollars from the same hedge fund that owns Robinhoodapp.

Yellen refuses to recuse herself from the matter.

Posted by: Ace at 02:12 PM




Comments

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1 4

Posted by: 4 at February 01, 2021 02:12 PM (KnJdm)

2 Fuck Bezos!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2021 02:12 PM (T7iTv)

3 Who are they kidding?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2021 02:13 PM (Iik29)

4 Boo hoo, poor maligned hedgefund billionaires!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:13 PM (bDqIh)

5 "One group won a bet, the other group lost a bet."

One bet - everybody knows the rules.
- Stool Presidente

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 01, 2021 02:13 PM (mZUr4)

6 Bezos running interference for his fellow billionaire friends, or maybe doing a favor now so they don't hedge against Amazon stock down the road?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:14 PM (bDqIh)

7 Amazing to witness the development of Ace's muscular cynicism. It's pleasing.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 01, 2021 02:14 PM (Js/7v)

8 Uh, oh.
Sponge

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:14 PM (i022r)

9 FIRST

Posted by: Matt Cunningham at February 01, 2021 02:14 PM (LvVLV)

10 The next thing you'll tell me is that the table odds in Vegas are less that the mathematical odds.

Posted by: Archer at February 01, 2021 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

11 Establishing that what hedge funds do is legal and not immoral doesn't really show that their opponents are doing anything illegal or immoral, in this case or in general. I'm always hearing about how wonderful free markets are. Why isn't this that?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2021 02:15 PM (H5knJ)

12 of course no one will touch the hedge funds, who are perfectly capable to recreating 2008 market crash all by themselves with their unregulated , opaque finances and positions

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2021 02:15 PM (Iik29)

13 But you're not allowed to play by their rules plebe!

Posted by: Archer at February 01, 2021 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

14 Bezos is the new Costanza only with moar money.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:15 PM (y7DUB)

15 "I don't care who the "good guys" and "bad guys" are here. I don't want to care.

One group won a bet, the other group lost a bet."

This is the most accurate summation of events up until the losers called for backup.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

16 By hook or by crook they have managed to drive down the stock price of GME

247.51 -77.49 (-23.84%)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (yQpMk)

17 Democracy dies in darkness and naked shorts.

But mostly the shorts.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (KbCG3)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

19 The Council on Foreign Relations? The guys who said the Abraham Accords were impossible?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

20 Bezos must have serious personal interests in some of these funds, investments

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (Iik29)

21 What's the most interesting thing, is that any manipulation from here on out MUST be done out of sight of the public.
If there is the slightest whiff of the kind of manipulation that we just saw with the election, the market is dead.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (i022r)

22 >>Amazing to witness the development of Ace's muscular cynicism.


Since he learned that Drill goes both ways, he's been a force of Shelving Nature.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (vtsbN)

23 no one was supposed to bet against them. that's the grift. they are all in on it and get a taste. why didn't a different hedge fund fuck Melvin?

Posted by: x4 at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (0tE/i)

24 Ben Shapiro approved.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (qH6FZ)

25
Bezos is the new Costanza only with moar money.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:15 PM (y7DUB)



And less charisma.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (PtOP4)

26

There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me and we just disagree
Ooh-hoo-hoo, oh-oh-ho

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (63Dwl)

27 Seriously - how long until they just ban unapproved folks from trading stocks ?

Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (FHY7H)

28 So what is more rigged, the stock market or acceptance as a student to Harvard?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (Wm5SB)

29 You do have to love how the second most important voice of the Party of the People is...owned by the richest man in the world.

The first is owning by a Mexican Oligarch instead, so at least they've got some of that diversity. But Bezos is a white boy's white boy and very, very straight....

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (qlFIA)

30 why didn't a different hedge fund fuck Melvin?
Posted by: x4

What makes you think they're not?

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (i022r)

31 no one was supposed to bet against them. that's the grift. they are all in on it and get a taste. why didn't a different hedge fund fuck Melvin?

Exactly. The opportunity was there for the taking. "DeepFuckingValue" decided to act on it and the Wizards of Smart didn't.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (ZGrMX)

32 >>Seriously - how long until they just ban unapproved folks from trading stocks ?


They will never do that.


They will ban unapproved people from Profitting from the Trade of Stocks.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (vtsbN)

33 Picked up 20 silver eagles this morning.

Posted by: Vanya at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (gAFsE)

34 at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

16 By hook or by crook they have managed to drive down the stock price of GME

247.51 -77.49 (-23.84%)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM

Side deals - Lots of side deals, shares changing hands

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (Iik29)

35 The WP honestly believes that "conspiracy theories" and "mob tactics" have never been employed in the trading of stocks before last week?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (dR6lV)

36 Jeff Bezos got rich selling shit to shitheads.

Lock him up.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (KlM8i)

37 Remember, this guy is the bad guy, not the hedgefund dude riding Gamestop into the ground so he can afford to purchase, then tear down the $22 million Maiami ocean front mansion next to his to build a tennis court:

https://twitter.com/inactivist_/status/

1354537152445521923/photo/1

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

38 Even after a few explanations I don't get how short selling isn't flat out thief.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (Cxk7w)

39 I think its more that the kneejerk reaction of Washington Post subscribers is always going to be on the side of the little guy attacking the Stock Market Giants and Billionaires. SO they have to find a way to spin this so their lemmings are all on the same page.

Kind of like when Colbert announced the firing of Comey. "no no, now you're supposed to like him!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

40 >>Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (63Dwl)




Lou Rawls was a Prophet.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:19 PM (vtsbN)

41 "Since he learned that Drill goes both ways, "


???????

Posted by: Ace's Drill at February 01, 2021 02:19 PM (S7VTO)

42 Who deserves the barbed cock of Satan more: Bezos or Warren Buffett?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

43 There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy
There's only you and me and we just disagree
Ooh-hoo-hoo, oh-oh-ho
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (63Dwl)

=================

Well played, Mr Mason!!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 01, 2021 02:19 PM (mZUr4)

44 4 Boo hoo, poor maligned hedgefund billionaires thousandaires!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:13 PM (bDqIh)

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 01, 2021 02:19 PM (vN+oL)

45 They will never do that. They will ban unapproved people from Profitting from the Trade of Stocks.
True. Capitalizing their profits, and Socializing their losses.

Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 02:19 PM (FHY7H)

46 It's like the scene in Lucky Number Sleven where they kill the gambler and his family for betting on a fixed race: the gamestop short was supposed to be a sure thing, and so now they're going to make an example of everyone they can to discourage anyone else from getting any ideas.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2021 02:19 PM (jOcSX)

47 Look at the size of the bids and asks on Gamestop. That's not Robinhood level players there.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:20 PM (i022r)

48 Who deserves the barbed cock of Satan more: Bezos or Warren Buffett?

Buffet is a holier then thou leftwing oligarch, but at least he never cheated on his wife with his best friend's wife so he's got that going for him.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:20 PM (qlFIA)

49 By hook or by crook they have managed to drive down the stock price of GME

247.51 -77.49 (-23.84%)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 02:16 PM (yQpMk)


But, don't they need it to be down in the teens or single digits?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

50 So what is more rigged, the stock market or acceptance as a student to Harvard?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer


Ask Aunt Becky.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (LwB8i)

51 23 no one was supposed to bet against them. that's the grift. they are all in on it and get a taste. why didn't a different hedge fund fuck Melvin?
Posted by: x4 at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (0tE/i)

Very few hedge funds were in on this short and generally most don't do this sort of shorting activity. Most hedge funds don't have a billion or so lying around waiting for someone else to do something shockingly stupid. Market inefficiencies aren't because of some sort of special collusion. Sometimes someone does pick up on something like this and blow it up, but nobody really makes a long-term strategy of it since usually these are idiosyncratic opportunities.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (Zm+LZ)

52
why didn't a different hedge fund fuck Melvin?
Posted by: x4


Why didn't they give Melvin a melvin?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (PtOP4)

53 But there is a difference between trading based on evidence and research and trading based on conspiracy theories and mob tactics.
Seems to me the evidence and research WAS done by the little guys and the mob tactics as usual is with the hedgies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (r+sAi)

54 Buffet is a holier then thou leftwing oligarch, but at least he never cheated on his wife with his best friend's wife so he's got that going for him.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:20 PM (qlFIA)


Take a ride on the WILD SIDE!!!!

Posted by: Motley Crue at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

55 But, don't they need it to be down in the teens or single digits?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt

Yeah, they do. That's why the players in. Everyone knows what a short squeeze is now, even if they didn't before.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (i022r)

56 Vanya good for you, hang on to them.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (Cxk7w)

57 Bezos must have serious personal interests in some of these funds, investments

Ask his wife ...

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (Xih1H)

58 Wait. Are we now on the same side as liz pokeherhontus warren? Or well she shut up once she grifts her money from the hedge funds?

Posted by: Archer at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

59 I've been seeing all sorts of "Won't someone think of the poor hedge fund managers!" memes. They aren't joking. They really think this way.

Posted by: squid_hunt at February 01, 2021 02:22 PM (Ectld)

60 Hedge funds sell stock they don't own, to drive the price low enough they can buy it and make a profit when they return the stocks they borrowed. In the process, they sometimes cause the company to go under, throwing people out of work. The other folks are merely investing their own money to buy a stock. That's it. If the stock goes down, they lose their money, unlike the hedge fund that gets bailed out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2021 02:22 PM (JKNZq)

61 The current drop in Gamestop could be profit taking. The target for some was January 31, holding just long enough to force the shorts to pay. I've heard that 40-50% of the shorts have now been eliminated from GME, but don't know if that's true.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 01, 2021 02:22 PM (uhPTO)

62 No one likes short sellers. Google Bill Ackman for some choice hate. Watching them with their nuts in a wringer is a hoot, but it isn't anything new. Squeezing shorts is time-honored and hilarious.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 01, 2021 02:22 PM (vZqvS)

63 >>>Oligarch


This needs to be used regularly and relentlessly. Because it is honest.

Posted by: 4 at February 01, 2021 02:22 PM (KnJdm)

64 The price of something is what someone is willing to -- or obligated to -- pay for it.

Something something healthcare, something something tax~ Justice Roberts (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (pLEy5)

65 To the contrary, if you don't like too-big-to-fail banks that get backstopped by taxpayers, small-enough-to-fail hedge funds ought to be celebrated.
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Now that's funny right there. There are only two choices, folks: massive institutions that embody systemic risk and that have to be defended by the government at your expense, or small boutique hedge funds that engage in bad decision making and hang their asses out on big risks. No alternatives. That's it. Make your choice. Good grief, that's asinine.
++++
But there is a difference between trading based on evidence and research and trading based on conspiracy theories and mob tactics.
---
Lolwut? The Reddit crowd that is trying to destroy Melvin (having already taken out Citron) *is* "trading based on evidence and research." That is actually an extremely precise definition of what they're doing. They researched and found evidence that GME was 140% short. That means there is a wild, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to severely punish someone stupid while taking all of his money and putting it in your own pocket. None of them think GME is worth it. They know that it *isn't* worth it. This isn't a value trade.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (UZVEt)

66 >To the contrary, if you don't like too-big-to-fail banks that get backstopped by taxpayers, small-enough-to-fail hedge funds ought to be celebrated.

If you really believed that, then what does it matter that some autistic retards on reddit outmaneuvered them at their own game? Those poor, plucky hedge fund billionaires shouldn't need any kind of government assistance since they're not "too big to fail", right???

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (7cERy)

67 February already? Good heavens I'm gonna have to take down the Christmas Tree within another month or two.

Posted by: MrObvious at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (k+h+d)

68 38 Even after a few explanations I don't get how short selling isn't flat out thief.
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:18 PM (Cxk7w)

Someone lends you stock, you pay them interest, you sell said stock. You use the proceeds to buy treasuries or perhaps another similar stock that you think will do better. After the period is up, you buy the stock and return it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

69 Have you seen Jimmy Kimmels' monologue about this? Same shit, different server.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (AD3JT)

70 >>>58 Wait. Are we now on the same side as liz pokeherhontus warren? Or well she shut up once she grifts her money from the hedge funds?

she already wrote a letter to the SEC on behalf of her hedge fund crony donors, asking the SEC to investigate the Redditors.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (5+1A/)

71 @60 notsothoreau
"Hedge funds sell stock they don't own, to drive the price low enough they can buy it and make a profit when they return the stocks they borrowed."

Sounds like speculation to me, but I'm not a paid advertiser like the Washington Post.

Posted by: squid_hunt at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (Ectld)

72 Like to know how many companies the short sellers took out to make a quick buck.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (Cxk7w)

73 Buffet is a holier then thou leftwing oligarch, but at least he never cheated on his wife with his best friend's wife so he's got that going for him.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:20 PM (qlFIA)


Nah, he just had some sort of weird poly thing going on.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (jOcSX)

74 Yeah, PR purportedly about trading stock is nothing more than rank market manipulation. The next time some hedge fund goes on the tube to trash a stock buy long.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2021 02:24 PM (puu6v)

75 Everything is a-okay for the protected class. Not so much for us rubes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2021 02:24 PM (ynpvh)

76 >>. I've heard that 40-50% of the shorts have now been eliminated from GME


As of this weekend, they were still +100% on shorts...the movement is a bit of small profit takers and the big boys trading back and forth to drive the cost down.

IF the Hold is still being employed, there is nothing the Hedgers can do but eat shit and sell holdings to pay off their bad bets.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:24 PM (vtsbN)

77 Politico demands we believe that Soros' meat-puppet is at 59/32 job approval (or +27) with "The American People".

Now that is some quality gaslighting right there.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at February 01, 2021 02:24 PM (NYS7S)

78 Buffet is a holier then thou leftwing oligarch, but at least he never cheated on his wife with his best friend's wife so he's got that going for him.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:20 PM (qlFIA)


But he always uses his underpaid secretary to shill for MOAR TAXES!

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:24 PM (y7DUB)

79 By hook or by crook they have managed to drive down the stock price of GME

247.51 -77.49 (-23.84%)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


1) The hedgies are still losing over $240 a share at that price, rather than making a buck or two on the under-$5 price they were trying to create.

B) Not everyone playing run-up-the-price on GME was doing it solely to play Robin Hood with the hedge fund billionaires. And I'm guessing some folks are taking profits, even if they were playing the game to begin with. It takes a noble soul to sit on a 4800% gain out of principle.

Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2021 02:24 PM (P1f+c)

80 Psaki: 'No and she's an expert and deserves that money.'

Man, what a racket!

Posted by: zombie John Gotti at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (HMFot)

81 Today is when the Margin call happens, right? Did I get the terminology right?

Posted by: Paladin at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (KX5Wh)

82 The "bad guys" are the ones trying to claim it's unjust that they lost money, and that therefore, we need government action to undo this Great Injustice.

------------------

I lost $40k of my retirement money a while back due to these masters of the universe antics. Where do I go to get my money back?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (hpVf/)

83 Screech dead at 44, RIP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (VXuW7)

84 And fuck you, Jeff Bezos.
++++
A worthy statement, even as a standalone item.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (UZVEt)

85 18-1 'Buffet is a holier then thou leftwing oligarch, but at least he never cheated on his wife with his best friend's wife so he's got that going for him.'

Umm, his wife picked out his mistress when she decided to 'find' herself on the West Coast. He was doing a throuple before it was popular. That of course has been memoryholed as he got big.


Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (pO7gM)

86 My kudos to whomever made this diddy about this into the tune of a sea shanty.

"The Tendieman - r/wallstreetbets Wellerman Sea Shanty Cover"


tinyurl.com/5yt44yar

Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (oPFtC)

87 Wait. Are we now on the same side as liz
pokeherhontus warren? Or well she shut up once she grifts her money from
the hedge funds?

I'm sure she'll get her mind right, but you bring up a valid point. It turns out that the Occupy Wall Street folks were a bunch of turds, but they had a point. Same with the anti-war lefties. Same with lots of peeps that we immediately dismiss because D instead of R. There is a coalition that can be built - possibly even big enough to break through the current soft coup. Question is - are we willing to make common cause with them ?

Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (FHY7H)

88 Idiocy, as expected. Economically illiterate, as expected.

Motive or identity of buyers and sellers is irrelevant, period. Always. All that matters is that rules are followed. Creative destruction.

Every day produces winners and losers. Many wins and losses in the financial markets, as opposed to real business in the real world, are due to chance, luck, etc.

"Rebels" "evidence" "conspiracy" theories - irrelevant nonsense for illiterates. If rules are followed (seems they weren't, for the benefit of the hedges), there is nothing to discuss. "Mob tactics" - that's hilarious. If the "mob" (just a bunch of sellers or buyers) drives up the price of a stock by buying it, they're taking a risk, shouldering it themselves. Hedges take risks doing what they do.

This idiot's name is vaguely familiar as a WaPo financial reporter from ages ago. Whatever. Only story here, if there is one, is that trading was improperly limited, if that's true. That's it. No broader lessons or anything, but trying to find such is 98% of what "journalists" (ineptly, laughably so) do now instead of reporting.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (OTzUX)

89 ...oh, they could borrow money too.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (vtsbN)

90 Old and busted: It's bad if the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

New and shiny: It's good if the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2021 02:26 PM (VVEnO)

91 Have you seen Jimmy Kimmels' monologue about this? Same shit, different server.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (AD3JT)


Did he do it in blackface? Because he's done a lot of blackface.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

92 62 No one likes short sellers. Google Bill Ackman for some choice hate.
Watching them with their nuts in a wringer is a hoot, but it isn't
anything new. Squeezing shorts is time-honored and hilarious.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 01, 2021 02:22 PM (vZqvS)

Google deleted about 100K negative responses to RobinHood which dropped it's rating to one star. Google says those reviews were a violation of their terms of service (what, trashing a company engaged in possible illegal protection of hedge funds by screwing over its customers?). Nothing to see here folks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2021 02:26 PM (ynpvh)

93 Hedgers short stocks because they are frustrated pedophiles. The only way to stop the shorting problem is to legalize the shorter's problem.

Posted by: Brian Stelter, Stock Shorter at February 01, 2021 02:26 PM (YwPJG)

94 Simple way to look at the Redditt vs Hedgies issue

Which side does the Harris/Biden administration support?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2021 02:26 PM (S7VTO)

95 @70:

Right. Warren is the biggest fraud out there. I've read takes from normally informed people who think she has gone after hedge funds rather than the Redittors she actually targeted. Propaganda works

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2021 02:26 PM (puu6v)

96 Have you seen Jimmy Kimmels' monologue about this? Same shit, different server.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (AD3JT)


Why on Earth would I watch him? On anything?

Posted by: Vanya at February 01, 2021 02:26 PM (gAFsE)

97 Screech is dead. Long live Screech.

Posted by: kennyraisin at February 01, 2021 02:27 PM (R8qIC)

98 Screech dead at 44, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (VXuW7)

======

Cancer sucks

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 01, 2021 02:27 PM (mZUr4)

99 Sounds like speculation to me, but I'm not a paid advertiser like the Washington Post.
Posted by: squid_hunt at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (Ectld)
++++
Short selling is usually speculative. Speculation is not necessarily a bad thing. What is a bad thing is being really fucking stupid, which the hedge funds that shorted >100% of available stock were being.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:27 PM (UZVEt)

100 I lost $40k of my retirement money a while back due
to these masters of the universe antics. Where do I go to get my money
back?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (hpVf/)

I lost $100,000 of my retirement when Barkey was in the WH. I can't wait to see what his dumber brother, Fredo does.

Posted by: Archer at February 01, 2021 02:27 PM (gmo/4)

101 So mob tactics are bad when used against the hedge funds cowboys but good when they do it to drive down the value of something they want to destroy. Situational ethics is so comforting.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 01, 2021 02:27 PM (hpVf/)

102 Not every day 44 year olds drop over dead.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:27 PM (Cxk7w)

103 >Have you seen Jimmy Kimmels' monologue about this? Same shit, different server.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (AD3JT)

Stop me if you heard this one. He blamed....*drum roll*...the Rooshins!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 01, 2021 02:27 PM (7cERy)

104 But there is a difference between trading based on evidence and research and trading based on conspiracy theories and mob tactics.
_______________

What bullshit. The hedge funds were trading on the bet that the price of the GME shares would go down in the short term (something their massive shorting of the stock helped ensure would happen, at least in the beginning), and the Redditors were trading on the bet that they could get the price of the shares to go up in the short term by buying them in quantity and urging others to do the same.

The Redditors won the bet. Tough luck, hedge firms.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2021 02:28 PM (k4dH2)

105 93 Hedgers short stocks because they are frustrated pedophiles. The only
way to stop the shorting problem is to legalize the shorter's problem.

Posted by: Brian Stelter, Stock Shorter at February 01, 2021 02:26 PM (YwPJG)

I have no problem with "shortening" certain parts of paedophiles, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2021 02:28 PM (ynpvh)

106 There are no "good" or "bad" lines.

There is legal and illegal. There is the stock market. The hedge fundies made a bad bet.

The end.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 01, 2021 02:28 PM (HBEnm)

107 87
I'm sure she'll get her mind right, but you bring up a valid point. It turns out that the Occupy Wall Street folks were a bunch of turds, but they had a point. Same with the anti-war lefties. Same with lots of peeps that we immediately dismiss because D instead of R. There is a coalition that can be built - possibly even big enough to break through the current soft coup. Question is - are we willing to make common cause with them ?
Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (FHY7H)

Warren is riding to the defense of the hedge funds so that sounds like a no.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:28 PM (Zm+LZ)

108 The "reporters" have to wear masks, but Psaki-Hack doesn't?

Also, is that a necklace or her anal beads?

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2021 02:28 PM (HMFot)

109 78 Captain Hate,
Buffet owns insurance companies and benefits from trusts and life insurance used to pay estate taxes.

However, he is probably about like Murdoch, Sumner Redstone before he died just recently, etc. Half senile and letting other people run Berkshire. The usual is that the hired staff eventually runs the company into the ground after the founder passes.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 02:28 PM (pO7gM)

110 >>Short selling is usually speculative. Speculation is not necessarily a bad thing.


This.
In an ideal world, it would result in others betting in opposition to you and the Market paying out to the Winner.
The way the big houses employ it is a lot more like Rape-Rape.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:28 PM (vtsbN)

111 Assholes? Assholes?! We aren't the ones who just got buttfucked in the shorting market, Jeff!

Posted by: Retail investors from 4chan at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (nakwk)

112 Yellen refuses to recuse herself from the matter.

Posted by: Ace at 02:12 PM

Tee hee!

Posted by: When you control everything at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (CRmS8)

113 106 There are no "good" or "bad" lines.



There is legal and illegal. There is the stock market. The hedge fundies made a bad bet.



The end.

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 01, 2021 02:28 PM (HBEnm)

Problem is some animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

114 Who deserves the barbed cock of Satan more: Bezos or Warren Buffett?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

Bezos. He has made Americans even fatter and lazier from waiting on their Amazon crap to be delivered into their lap. Like the humans in The Matrix hooked up in their cocoons.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (KlM8i)

115 The elites' contempt for the people is becoming more and more pronounced. Where do they think this will end?

When does Nancy order the National Guard to Wall Street?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (hpVf/)

116 Reminder.

Don't google anything. Stop making it a household word.

Use ANY other search engine.

Fuck google.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Next up on NRO:
"The conservative case for crushing the little guy"

Posted by: Suetonius at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (rg50F)

118 102 Lung Cancer, tough one

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (Cxk7w)

119 But there is a difference between trading based on evidence and research and trading based on conspiracy theories and mob tactics.

****

3..2..1..

TRADERS NEED TO PAY A FEE TO BE PROPERLY VETTED, LICENSED, AND REGISTERED WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO BUY STOCKS!!!

Posted by: Your Betters in Perpetual Government at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (HBEnm)

120 Oligarch


This needs to be used regularly and relentlessly. Because it is honest.
Posted by: 4 at February 01, 2021 02:22 PM (KnJdm)


Hillsdale college uses that term a lot. Previously I thought it was just an economic term for a small number of people controlling a market, like auto manufacturers.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (y7DUB)

121 Take a ride on the WILD SIDE!!!!
Posted by: Motley Crue at February 01, 2021 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
===============

Some Reddit guys
Hedge fund dies
A days pay on the wild side!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (mZUr4)

122 By hook or by crook

-
But mostly by crook.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (VVEnO)

123 108 Also, is that a necklace or her anal beads?

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2021 02:28 PM (HMFot)

Embrace the power of "AND".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (ynpvh)

124 >My kudos to whomever made this diddy about this into the tune of a sea shanty.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (oPFtC)

The fact that sea shanties are popular with the kids today makes me feel like maybe the world is healing, just a little.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (7cERy)

125 Learned most use Google if even not Google

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (Cxk7w)

126 The hedge funds have PR flacks and the deep state backing them up.

The apes have diamond hands, they ain't selling.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (SchxB)

127 The empired strike back.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

128 Ace, you've got it all wrong, the Hedge Funds see this as Mail In Ballots and you're a fucking insurrectionist if you question the fact that they said Short was the winner. Who are you - a Trumper or something?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (UQ1wW)

129 Not every day 44 year olds drop over dead.
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:27 PM (Cxk7w)


In a world of over 7.5 Billion people, I'm willing to bet a 44 year old dies every day.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Psaki's response is literally, FYNQ.

That's something only a leftist can get away with.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (BMgON)

131 Right. Warren is the biggest fraud out there. ...
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2021 02:26 PM (puu6v)
++++
Fuck Elizabeth Warren. I hate her more than almost anyone else in similar positions. I know a lot about her. I have read a *lot* of her work, going back a long way. She knows her shit on finance and risk. She is extremely smart. She knows a lot and she knows how to think.

Yet all of her solutions involve massive state action, defending the other power players, screwing the taxpayer and enslaving the citizen. This despite the fact that she knows better and indeed knows precisely what she's doing.

Elizabeth Warren is neither stupid nor foolish. She's evil. Plain, simple, ugly evil.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (UZVEt)

132 He was doing a throuple before it was popular.
In fairness to Buffet, throuple is weird and all but hey if everyone is an adult and agrees to it...

I do expect that it will become more "normal" to accept our oligarchs and their close allies to have those kind of relationships. In fact I think part of the drive for transexualism is the acknowledgement that we are going to have our very own version of the Chinese problem (not enough women) soon - though in our case because the oligarchs and their chosen have, essentially, harems.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (qlFIA)

133 "Also, is that a necklace or her anal beads?"

A way to hang her anal beads...
When they're not in her ass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (S7VTO)

134 When does Nancy order the National Guard to Wall Street?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 01, 2021 02:29 PM (hpVf/)

Biden will order them to build a wall around it, forgetting that all the trading is actually online.

Posted by: Vanya at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (gAFsE)

135 "The Tendieman - r/wallstreetbets Wellerman Sea Shanty Cover"


tinyurl.com/5yt44yar
Posted by: Thrawn at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (oPFtC)

Seriously. Go Listen, especially if you heard the original just posted here a few days ago.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (z79tQ)

136 >>Not every day 44 year olds drop over dead.


I'd bet every hour.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (vtsbN)

137 I used to be for things, now I'm basically just against things.

Happy for the WSB guys? Meh, sure.

Happy what they did to the hedgies? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (KbCG3)

138 From the start I figured the SEC had to step in and set a price, and settle all trades and contracts. Reissue new stock one for one with no derivatives allowed, but I guess that hasn't happened.

I mean, in the end the people who are gonna get fucked are the poor fools who buy in high since it has to go down at some point.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (LWu6U)

139 Bezos running interference for his fellow billionaire friends, or maybe doing a favor now so they don't hedge against Amazon stock down the road?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:14 PM (bDqIh)

---------------

He's not afraid of the hedge funds, he's afraid of the people who might take the same action against him.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (hpVf/)

140 If these guys want to take a run at silver, I say go for it. I bought a small amount in 2012 as it was going up. Hadn't held it for a year before it miraculously, overnight, dropped 50% in value under Obama. It's taken years for me to break even on that bet.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (uhPTO)

141 Any vne vant to buy dese tulip bulbs?
Rip Van Cocknocker

Posted by: Archer at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

142 You want to see some short seller hate, look up what they said about Jesse Livermore. Old man Kennedy was known for short selling then too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (JKNZq)

143 Thanks, whig; always appreciate your input.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (y7DUB)

144 1/2:

A while back, Ace wrote a terrific piece about how the left controls cool, and through that controls culture. That they've managed to become the arbiters of what is cool and what is not, and everyone wants to be in on the cool side of everything (because they also succeeded in juvenile-izing culture).

This was one of those "the world makes more sense to me" moments like someone unlocked a truth in my brain and everything fits together better than before. By controlling what people consider cool, they control how people behave, respond, like, dislike, support, and reject things.

Now, they failed utterly in this last election: Trump was cool despite their best efforts, and they barely tried to make Biden cool because its impossible. But, generally speaking, they are really good at this and control things well by using it. Their control of pop culture, entertainment, etc makes this much easier.

They've made wearing masks... cool. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2021 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

145 Hedge funds are evil pieces of shit who buy their way onto corporate boards, then force those companies to focus on building their stock price instead of their core product. This forces companies like ATT to stop researching new technology, but instead buy it from Chinese companies that the hedge funds are also invested in. Fuck them. How many people died because Boeing was turned into a stock price company instead of an aircraft engineering firm?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2021 02:32 PM (dNzKv)

146 TRADERS NEED TO PAY A FEE TO BE PROPERLY VETTED, LICENSED, AND REGISTERED WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO BUY STOCKS!!!


Oh, so they'd all be more or less licensed brokers at that point?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 02:32 PM (SchxB)

147 138 From the start I figured the SEC had to step in and set a price, and settle all trades and contracts. Reissue new stock one for one with no derivatives allowed, but I guess that hasn't happened.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 01, 2021 02:31 PM (LWu6U)

The SEC doesn't have the tools to do anything remotely like that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

148 If Yellin recused herself those $800,000 speaking fees would have been useless, can't have that money wasted now can we?

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (Cxk7w)

149 Reddit? Guys? Yoo-hoo! Over here!

Posted by: Silver at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (LwB8i)

150 Can't Bezo's leave these oppressed Reddit dudes alone?

tinyurl.com/h325pcn3

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (w2LAm)

151 >>From the start I figured the SEC had to step in and set a price, and settle all trades and contracts. Reissue new stock one for one with no derivatives allowed, but I guess that hasn't happened.


Watch the Volume. Always watch the Volume.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (vtsbN)

152

Council on Foreign Relations should have told you all you needed to know.
I tried to tell ya but noooo. Crazy, conspiracy theory stuff.

Posted by: Goldwater at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (2KqaE)

153 Hedge fund managers are just more responsible, moral people than your average day trader. It's science!

Posted by: Jon Corzine - I swear I don't know where the $1.2 billion is at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (nakwk)

154 @140

The only place to get physical silver at any quantity is Ebay.

People have started hoarding it based on the threat of a run-up.

You get Morgan Silver Dollars in quantity but get 25 - 100 oz bars is next to impossible at this point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (BMgON)

155 I thought this would be a defense of hedgers as a necessary corrective to the market, one which polices and cleans up toxic waste. You know, like a fungus does. I actually think there is merit in that argument, but only if the fungi aren't trying to win by influencing the system. IOW, they don't go on the media and try to drive the stock price up or down, they just react. That's NOT what they, of course, so screw them.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2021 02:34 PM (v16oJ)

156 Not every day 44 year olds drop over dead.


Lung cancer. I'm betting he was wishing he had dropped dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 02:34 PM (yQpMk)

157 the gamestop short was supposed to be a sure thing, and so now they're going to make an example of everyone they can to discourage anyone else from getting any ideas.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


Good. Open all the eyes to these vile cretins. Maybe a few thousand more people will see who the real combatants are. Not black vs. white, not left vs. right. Its the haves vs the have nots. The rich ruling class vs the middle class serfs. They don't care about the poor folk. Poor folk don't have anything to steal.

Occupy Wall street was a bunch of cosplay hippies who wanted their 15 minutes. The folks in this Wall street bets? Not playing. But they are winning.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2021 02:34 PM (Vxu+H)

158 Elizabeth Warren is neither stupid nor foolish. She's evil. Plain, simple, ugly evil.

When they come for private investment accounts - I'm pretty sure Liz will be leading the charge. And I gotta' admit, my previous plan of staying liquid and getting out ahead of them looks like pure shit in today's new cashless economy.

Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 02:34 PM (FHY7H)

159 Funny how the left didn't think Trump deserved his money.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at February 01, 2021 02:34 PM (qoNQ/)

160 TRADERS NEED TO PAY A FEE TO BE PROPERLY VETTED, LICENSED, AND REGISTERED WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO BUY STOCKS!!!


Oh, so they'd all be more or less licensed brokers at that point?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Go ahead and turn 4chan loose with that.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 02:34 PM (LwB8i)

161 exactly right, ace, it's just Establishing The Narrative as you describe. Despicable, and yet, here we are.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 01, 2021 02:34 PM (PpU3N)

162
Lest all remember obama's (paraphrased) words on the stock market: The days of bubbles and bursts are over. The days of "winners and losers" are over.

Little did we know obama was speaking in favor of rigging Wall Street for the 0.001%. Oh wait, we did know that.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (dzA2p)

163 Seems to me from reading WSB that the silver thing is a gay op that was astroturfed on reddit/social media so that they could then whitewash it into the MSM. Turns out Citadel has a very huge long position in silver and would benefit greatly from a run-up in these trying times.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (7cERy)

164 If these guys want to take a run at silver, I say go for it. I bought a small amount in 2012 as it was going up. Hadn't held it for a year before it miraculously, overnight, dropped 50% in value under Obama. It's taken years for me to break even on that bet.

I don't think the vast majority will. They've been mocking "silver shills" today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (SchxB)

165 2/2

But on topic, the cool thing is important to understand.

Because if the idea that "combined and united we are much more powerful than they are" becomes popular and cool... they're doomed.

And that's what this reddit thing has helped reveal. A bunch of nobodies and regular guys combined online to form a Voltron who is taking on the fat cats. That's cool as hell and feels like the plot to 800 movies about evil rich people being beat by just regular folks.

It flips the left's cool narrative on its head.

And they HAVE to stop that, they must end that and destroy it by making it uncool.

Well... good luck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

166 That the hedge funds were obligated to buy 140% of the issued stock (and depending on source up to 500% of the shares actually available for purchase) is a fact.

That those shorting the stock are, at least right now, contractually obligated to cover that short is a fact.

It's not a fucking conspiracy theory. Deepfuckingvalue has been pointing out this play for MONTHS.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (GbPPJ)

167 You'll know if it was Profit Taking by afterhours movement.

If it jumps afterhours, today...like it has been for a few treading days, then it was the Big Boys trying to manipulate the algorithm through repetitive small 'loss' sales.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (vtsbN)

168 In fact I think part of the drive for transexualism is the acknowledgement that we are going to have our very own version of the Chinese problem (not enough women) soon - though in our case because the oligarchs and their chosen have, essentially, harems.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (qlFIA)
++++
I disagree. I think the tranny stuff is because any form of deviance is good, but extreme deviance is better.

And there are a lot of women locked up in harems (by their choice in most cases), and it has been a problem increasing dramatically over the past 20-30 years. They're tackling that problem differently - through marginalizing the so-called "incels" and forcing them out of society. This is a bad strategy (that kind of thing, if it gets big enough, will lead to slaughter), but it seems to be their preferred approach for now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (UZVEt)

169 You get Morgan Silver Dollars in quantity but get 25 - 100 oz bars is next to impossible at this point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Good. Don't. It's the squirrel.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (i022r)

170 149 Reddit? Guys? Yoo-hoo! Over here!
---------------
The WSB boys have some really funny meme's on Citadel trying to lure them into the Silver Trap.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (UQ1wW)

171 Buffet is a holier then thou leftwing oligarch, but at least he never cheated on his wife with his best friend's wife so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:20 PM (qlFIA)

Yeah, but he and Munger are major abortion supporters, so they have that going against them when they shuffle off this mortal coil in a couple years.

Posted by: clutch at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (9UmRs)

172
But yeah, STONKS.

Say "Stonks." It's the cool new word.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (dzA2p)

173 Reddit? Guys? Yoo-hoo! Over here!
Posted by: Silver at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (LwB8i)

The guys on actual Reddit are screaming NOT to buy silver (not paper or futures, anyway).

Posted by: Vanya at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (gAFsE)

174 Billionaires are de facto kings.

It's a category error to think they're businessmen, or millionaires with extra zeroes in their bank account.

Posted by: callsign claymore at February 01, 2021 02:35 PM (YiYTU)

175 'But there is a difference between trading based on evidence and research and trading based on conspiracy theories and mob tactics.'

IN this case, Melvin Hedge Fund as did other shorters in GME did a very stupid thing--they shorted more than the number of shares (140 percent at peak) in existence so much of their position was essentially (selling a share of stock that you could never own because it did not friggin exist).

Thus, retail buyers, including a bunch of reddit WSB crowd bought and held the stock roughly 50-60 percent of all GME shares. That made it essentially impossible for the shorters to get the shares that they needed to return to the owners. In addition, if they renegotiated the contract, due to stock volatility, they are getting killed by the increased payments due to the share holders that agreed to let them short their particular shares of stock.

The research was simple, people shorting the stock did not own the sufficient number of shares to do what they did--their ass and money was hanging in the wind. WSB and others took both.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 02:36 PM (pO7gM)

176 The only place to get physical silver at any quantity is Ebay.

People have started hoarding it based on the threat of a run-up.

You get Morgan Silver Dollars in quantity but get 25 - 100 oz bars is next to impossible at this point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Look at APMEX. They should still have physical silver.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 02:36 PM (LwB8i)

177 "Mob tactics" - that's hilarious. If the "mob" (just a bunch of sellers or buyers) drives up the price of a stock by buying it, they're taking a risk, shouldering it themselves. Hedges take risks doing what they do.
______________

Yep, and like they say in Vegas, you should never, ever bet money you can't afford to lose.

The hedge funds should never have shorted more stocks than they could afford to buy back at higher prices. But they thought the fix was in, and they were as sure of winning their bet as Hillary was of winning the presidency in 2016. The hedgies didn't see the reddit buyers coming, just like Hillz didn't see the Trump voters coming.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2021 02:36 PM (k4dH2)

178 Wall street was named for a wall that was originally built as part of a pig enclosure. Apropos.

Posted by: Archer at February 01, 2021 02:36 PM (gmo/4)

179 Yellen is clearly in the wrong.

Someone said that she should recuse herself, so now she has to. That's how the law works.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at February 01, 2021 02:36 PM (9vQJW)

180 >> That the hedge funds were obligated to buy 140% of the issued stock (and depending on source up to 500% of the shares actually available for purchase)


They kept Doubling Down!

Thought they could just swing a big dick at the problem and make it go away...

Holy Shit that was a bad play.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:37 PM (vtsbN)

181 Fuck Elizabeth Warren. I hate her more than almost anyone else in similar positions. I know a lot about her. I have read a *lot* of her work, going back a long way. She knows her shit on finance and risk. She is extremely smart. She knows a lot and she knows how to think.

Yet all of her solutions involve massive state action, defending the other power players, screwing the taxpayer and enslaving the citizen. This despite the fact that she knows better and indeed knows precisely what she's doing.

Elizabeth Warren is neither stupid nor foolish. She's evil. Plain, simple, ugly evil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:30 PM (UZVEt)

I agree. She's someone who knowingly chooses evil.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:37 PM (Zm+LZ)

182 through marginalizing the so-called "incels" and forcing them out of society

Yeah that solution doesn't work though - look at the muslim world.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:37 PM (qlFIA)

183 They've been using stonks for years, its an old meme.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2021 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

184
Anyone remember "baron robbers?"

Anyone remember when Shits such as shitt romney were the "bad guys" when they bought and raided companies for profit?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:37 PM (dzA2p)

185 Go ahead and turn 4chan loose with that.


Wall Street ticker as one running meme.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 02:37 PM (SchxB)

186 If you guys want to feel optimistic about the future, I suggest heading over to wallstreetbets. About 6 million new people have joined WSB in the last few weeks, and they're mostly reddit normies (millennials and zoomers, who tend to be LIV's and lean left), as opposed to the 4chan types who are the original WSB people.

These new WSBers are all in shock about how the media is absolutely lying and driving narratives right now. It's the greatest redpilling I've ever seen in real time. "Wait -- CNN is lying?! They can't use say we're all moving over to silver, literally no one is saying that! How can they get away with this?" and the original WSB people are all saying "oh, this your first time? - trump supporters" or the like. It's ... amazing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (UPoLF)

187 If these guys want to take a run at silver, I say go for it. I bought a small amount in 2012 as it was going up. Hadn't held it for a year before it miraculously, overnight, dropped 50% in value under Obama. It's taken years for me to break even on that bet.

I don't think the vast majority will. They've been mocking "silver shills" today.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

It will eventually go up. We have never been closer to a "burn it down" time than now.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (LwB8i)

188 No one should be allowed to borrow stock without the owners permission.

Because basically the stock controller, not the owner, is screwing the owner over and destroying their wealth. Completely unethical. And unchristian.

I think that anyone who has their stock borrowed has a class action suit against their money manager.

Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (KqiMr)

189
"Also, is that a necklace or her anal beads?"

Is she wearing the one from the Wilma Flintstone collection?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (63Dwl)

190 I was curious about what was going on in silver, I found that there is a large gap in the quoted market spot price and actual physical silver. Physical will cost about $50/oz with a shipping delay but the spot market is at $29. Lesson being don't sell your silver at spot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2021 02:39 PM (r+sAi)

191 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (UPoLF)

When Warren was talking about going after WSB the other day, I thought that was the great redpilling event.

Turns out there were far more pills to go around than I thought.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2021 02:39 PM (KbCG3)

192
You get Morgan Silver Dollars in quantity but get 25 - 100 oz bars is next to impossible at this point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2021 02:33 PM (BMgON)

I'd already bought some a while back (physical) and was already planning to get more. Guy at the dealer today said the price is already starting to spike; he ordered some from the mint and had to pay $32 an ounce.

Mine's in the safe already. Not hoping for a spike, just turning greenbacks into things that aren't greenbacks. I have some gold too.

Posted by: Vanya at February 01, 2021 02:39 PM (gAFsE)

193
It took less than 48 hours for Fake News Media to incorporate imaginary "nazis" in the gamestop saga.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:39 PM (dzA2p)

194 They've been using stonks for years, its an old meme.



It's an old meme, but it checks out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 02:39 PM (SchxB)

195 @176

AMPEX is backordered on 25 - 100 oz bars. as well as most silver at any quantity and configuration.

You can small ball ingots and coins but not in very large quantities.

As I said, you can hit up ebay at this point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2021 02:39 PM (BMgON)

196 >>>"Citadel is also Robinhood's biggest customer. They buy your user data from Robinhood and use it to profit from your trades before[/] you make them."

=======

Interesting. So the individual trader using Robinhood was the "product"?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 01, 2021 02:40 PM (VbCZe)

197 They kept Doubling Down!

Thought they could just swing a big dick at the problem and make it go away...

Holy Shit that was a bad play.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:37 PM (vtsbN)

Well, they were in a shit position. Lose billions of investors dollars, or double down and make even more money if they were right that the WSB people would get greedy and sell, thus crashing the stock.

I can see how plan 2 makes sense if you're not very risk adverse. Which of course you wouldn't be if your job is basically gambling billions of dollars at a casino every day.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:40 PM (UPoLF)

198 Stonk like bool.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2021 02:40 PM (63Dwl)

199 None of them think GME is worth it. They know that it *isn't* worth it. This isn't a value trade.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:23 PM (UZVEt)

Right, it's not "worth" any of this. Not the highs and certainly not the lows the hedge fund shorters were forcing.

In fact, it seems the entire industry is based on play acting that stocks are "worth" whatever they're valued at. When the Great Crash comes, we'll find out that most weren't.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 02:40 PM (oQ94s)

200 188 No one should be allowed to borrow stock without the owners permission.

Because basically the stock controller, not the owner, is screwing the owner over and destroying their wealth. Completely unethical. And unchristian.

I think that anyone who has their stock borrowed has a class action suit against their money manager.
Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (KqiMr)

You get paid for lending stock. As to your agreement to do so, usually you have to go out of your way to arrange for it.

For example Fidelity's program.

tinyurl.com/3u28w3va

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:40 PM (Zm+LZ)

201 What's in shorter supply? Silver or ammo?

Posted by: Archer at February 01, 2021 02:41 PM (gmo/4)

202 >IOW, they don't go on the media and try to drive the stock price up or down, they just react. That's NOT what they, of course, so screw them.
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2021 02:34 PM (v16oJ)

Yeah, I agree with that, which is why articles like this one defending shorts are good propaganda, because they have a kernel of truth. Nothing would be wrong with it if it were done in a relative vacuum, but that's not how it works. Shorts get megaphones on CNBC to shit-talk a company, play games to drive down the price, and get a feedback loop going. I hate even defending them, but Elon Musk has a good reason to hate short sellers, because they lied through their teeth about Tesla in order to try to wreck them.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 01, 2021 02:41 PM (7cERy)

203 It will eventually go up. We have never been closer to a "burn it down" time than now.


Physical silver will. Lead, too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 02:41 PM (SchxB)

204 It's an old meme, but it checks out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 02:39 PM (SchxB)

==============

Semi-obscure Star Wars humor -- nice!

Posted by: Doof (Invested in Sonic the Hedge Fund) at February 01, 2021 02:41 PM (mZUr4)

205
Are we at the point in this farce when the Media Oligarchs call the reddit traders "modern-day or hight-tech Saccos and Venzettis?"?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:41 PM (dzA2p)

206 Many Leftist ruling elite are evil, they are not stupid, their minions are the stupid ones.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:41 PM (Cxk7w)

207 Seriously, though...

AtC and Naked Short Selling?



This story is too good to ignore.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:41 PM (vtsbN)

208 No one should be allowed to borrow stock without the owners permission.

Because basically the stock controller, not the owner, is screwing the owner over and destroying their wealth. Completely unethical. And unchristian.

I think that anyone who has their stock borrowed has a class action suit against their money manager.
Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (KqiMr)



Remember, technically there is only one entity that owns all stocks - say hi to the DTCC.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dtcc.asp

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (GbPPJ)

209 I don't think the vast majority will. They've been mocking "silver shills" today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

It will eventually go up. We have never been closer to a "burn it down" time than now.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (LwB8i)

Which is why I bought it to begin with. Doesn't hurt to just hang onto it at this point.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (uhPTO)

210 Oh, and I hope this doesn't need to be said, but the whole "buy silver" thing is not an organic WSB play. The media is pushing it. Whether its to get people out of GME, or to help short up some of the hedge funds (Citadel, for example, seems to be long on precious metals), or ... whatever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (UPoLF)

211 Say goodbye to retail investing. Big Capital, Big Politics, Big Business/Tech and Big Media will make sure your investments are done properly and only in approved market sectors.

Capitalistic Communism, Comrade. It's for your own good, and the good of the Republik.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (3H9h1)

212 Physical silver will. Lead, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 02:41 PM (SchxB)

Visited my gun shop today too. Nothing left but the shit nobody wants. And even if you want it, there's no ammo.

Posted by: Vanya at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (gAFsE)

213 Citadel is also Robinhood's biggest customer. They buy your user data from Robinhood and use it to profit from your trades before you make them." ...
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 01, 2021 02:40 PM (VbCZe)
++++
This is called "front running" and the HFTs do it all the time. They all claim that they don't, but they do. Front running is a conflict of interest and should be disallowed because it represents the exchange using inside information (your order) to profit by re-queuing your transaction so they can get in first.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (UZVEt)

214 I was curious about what was going on in silver, I found that there is a large gap in the quoted market spot price and actual physical silver. Physical will cost about $50/oz with a shipping delay but the spot market is at $29. Lesson being don't sell your silver at spot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


That needs to be investigated. Physical silver is usually $7 to $8 over spot. Yeah, that's where the make their money. But almost double? Nah. Something is wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (LwB8i)

215 Since we're past 150 comments, this is pretty funny. Mika "questions" George Conway about his pal Weaver, who was apparently "just some guy I sort of knew."


And Conway makes Tater look positively buff and alpha.

https://tinyurl.com/y4k7uh7f

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (ptqGC)

216 In fact, it seems the entire industry is based on
play acting that stocks are "worth" whatever they're valued at. When
the Great Crash comes, we'll find out that most weren't.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 02:40 PM (oQ94s)


Got quite the scolding some time back for stating that - based upon current P/E ratios - there wasn't very much at all on the stock market that I'd ever consider buying. I almost pulled the trigger on Ford - then they declared they were simply not paying a dividend. Glad I waited.

Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (FHY7H)

217 In fact, it seems the entire industry is based on play acting that stocks are "worth" whatever they're valued at. When the Great Crash comes, we'll find out that most weren't.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 02:40 PM (oQ94s)

Which blows up one hedgie-as-hero talking point.

Yes, doing proper research and reacting accordingly is smart investing advice.

That said, those who crowded into the WSB bandwagon also saw a market reaction that could drive prices up. Was a smart play for those looking to profit on that momentum. This shit works both ways.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

218 I think that anyone who has their stock borrowed has a class action suit against their money manager.
Posted by: Loki

It'[s in the stndard agreement.
Don't like it? Have the stocks transferred and shipped.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (i022r)

219 I agree that this will be the end of retail investing...

but I really don't think this house of cards will stand without all the marks

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (j9HX3)

220 18-1,
The point is that Buffet, like Bezos from all accounts, is a deviant. Deviant personalities generally do things like screw people, towns, and corporations, over for fun because they believe themselves to be their own personal deity.

So a Buffet is perfectly willing to put out a horseshit meme that he pays less percentage wise than his secretary. Which is precisely because people like him game the system where Buffet wins under any income tax regime. In the bad old days of 90% tax rates, the effective rate was basically about the same for those in that bracket as they manipulated their income in such a way as to not pay that rate. The investments were dysfunctional economically speaking but the wealthy did not worry about it very much. It affected the aspiring entrepreneurs the worst.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (pO7gM)

221 I went to check out how old the Stonks meme is (apparently only 2018?) but noticed one of the most trending memes right now is...Abigail Shapiro and her, big opera singing "lungs".


Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (qlFIA)

222 Are we at the point in this farce when the Media Oligarchs call the
reddit traders "modern-day or hight-tech Saccos and Venzettis?"?


Do you really think those halfwits know who Sacco and Vanzetti were?

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (v16oJ)

223 I think that anyone who has their stock borrowed has a class action suit against their money manager.
Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (KqiMr)

Yes. And now do banks and people's "savings."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (oQ94s)

224 Dead from lung cancer at 44. He must've collected a shitload of Marlboro Miles.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2021 02:44 PM (xPl2J)

225 Remember, technically there is only one entity that owns all stocks - say hi to the DTCC.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dtcc.asp
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (GbPPJ)

Right. Elon Musk actually had an interview with the CEO of Robinhood on someones podcast yesterday. Vlad of RH said something like "well, the clearinghouses have a formula that isn't public knowledge, that said that we had to pay basically the entire price of the stock up front, but only for the meme stocks because of volatility." and Elon was like "um, so who controls them?" and Vlad said "they're not really government, its kind of an industry thing" and Elon said "so... is it possible that people who are shorting big time control them?" and Vlad demurred hard.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:44 PM (UPoLF)

226 Gold Aug 2011. 1,836

Today 1,860

My stocks and home value during same period up BIGLY.

Glad I never bought metals.

Posted by: Just Saying at February 01, 2021 02:44 PM (jKqaK)

227 O/T Gad Saad responds to Seth Rogen

tinyurl.com/9gae2hpj

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:44 PM (bDqIh)

228 It took less than 48 hours for Fake News Media to incorporate imaginary "nazis" in the gamestop saga.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:39 PM (dzA2p)

The Wolfenstein Gambit.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 01, 2021 02:44 PM (uhPTO)

229 That needs to be investigated. Physical silver is usually $7 to $8 over spot. Yeah, that's where the make their money. But almost double? Nah. Something is wrong.


something is very very wrong with silver

silver is the way ALL of this is done

if silver wasn't forcibly held down in spot value, it would all come crashing down

fingers crossed!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 01, 2021 02:44 PM (j9HX3)

230

Notice how fast the Dems scramble to protect the same people they are ALWAYS 'agitating' against.

The Top 1% of the Top 1%...and the Dems are presenting their asses in order to save their crumbs.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:45 PM (vtsbN)

231 NAZIs? In my stock trading? Its more likely then you think...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2021 02:45 PM (qlFIA)

232 I agree that this will be the end of retail investing...

but I really don't think this house of cards will stand without all the marks
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (j9HX3)
++++
It goes beyond that. They need the marks, but retail investors also provide gobs of liquidity and do so very quickly. The big players like hedge funds and the institutional crowd like insurance and pension funds move more slowly and have very different rules. If they decide to ice out retail investors, they are going to create some pretty tremendous problems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:45 PM (UZVEt)

233 @219

What we are witnessing is the complete breakdown of all order due to the complete and total corruption of the system.

We are now in cascading feed back loop.

Shit is going to go sideways very quickly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2021 02:45 PM (BMgON)

234 I don't care who the "good guys" and "bad guys" are here. I don't want to care.

One group won a bet, the other group lost a bet.


This.

There are no "good guys" or "bad guys." Just counterparties. That's it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2021 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

235 There is a coalition that can be built - possibly even big enough to break through the current soft coup. Question is - are we willing to make common cause with them ?
Posted by: Pierre

Not if you don't understand them through their own prisms. You have to understand psychology, language, and the Socratic method. On the way to a formal ball a few years ago, I explained to a leftie friend how capitalism and the rich are the reason we have affordable, and smaller-than-wall-sized, high-def TVs. I painstakingly walked him through it all. At the end, he understood what I said, and didn't disagree with me, but it didn't sit well with his worldview. Well, at least I broke through that wall just a bit and he knew I was right in the reality of things.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2021 02:46 PM (KAi1n)

236 you all should hear Elon take apart that kid Vlad btw

thing of beauty

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 01, 2021 02:46 PM (j9HX3)

237 Not that Robinhood cares, but I sold the only position I had in Robinhood and I will xfr the funds (barely couch cushion $) and close the account when it clears. I think there is a nonzero chance that they're about to be sued out of existence.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 01, 2021 02:46 PM (qc+VF)

238 Shit is going to go sideways very quickly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Unless... some big boys take it in the shorts (heh) very publicly.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:46 PM (i022r)

239 @131:

From memory, Warren made her Jack from flipping houses, a practice she previously criticized.

As someone pointed out above, this is going to red pill a lot of Millennials and Zoomers as they realize what lying frauds the propaganda organs and the ruling class's political whores are.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2021 02:46 PM (4lR8S)

240 Visited my gun shop today too. Nothing left but the shit nobody wants. And even if you want it, there's no ammo.

Picked up 300 rounds of .380 last week, it wasn't cheap. They had NO 5.56 and were having to tell customers that they couldn't reserve them any from the next shipment. Guy behind the counter said they were flooded with customers even during the snowstorm before the road was plowed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 02:46 PM (SchxB)

241 >These new WSBers are all in shock about how the media is absolutely lying and driving narratives right now. It's the greatest redpilling I've ever seen in real time.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (UPoLF)

Big ups to this comment. Go look for yourselves. They're getting the MAGA treatment there and a lot of them are starting to get a clue about how the manufactured consent sausage is made. It's a thing of beauty.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 01, 2021 02:46 PM (7cERy)

242 Yes, doing proper research and reacting accordingly is smart investing advice.

That said, those who crowded into the WSB bandwagon also saw a market reaction that could drive prices up. Was a smart play for those looking to profit on that momentum. This shit works both ways.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

WSB did do amazing due diligence on GME and a few people set a target price of like $40 because they looked at GME's cash on hand, bringing in the Chewy people, and GME's move in to turning some of their stores in to "gamer hang outs" and said that the reason traffic in the stores is down so much is due to the pandemic, not that people don't want to go to gaming stores.

Anyways, then they noticed how shorted the stock was and were like "oooh, guys, look at this." and here we are. 100% smart investing moves.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:47 PM (UPoLF)

243 Yes. And now do banks and people's "savings."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (oQ94s)

But, but, I don't have your money now Burt, it's in Jim's hose and John's house. See? That's how a Building and Loan works.

Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at February 01, 2021 02:47 PM (gmo/4)

244 Babylon Bee is getting run out of business by reality

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at February 01, 2021 02:47 PM (nUhF0)

245 I am sitting on maybe 500 if not more pounds of lead.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:47 PM (Cxk7w)

246
This, this is the real "New Economy" that obama and his co-conspirators were always talking about and planning.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:47 PM (dzA2p)

247 "205
Are we at the point in this farce when the Media Oligarchs call the reddit traders "modern-day or hight-tech Saccos and Venzettis?"?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:41 PM (dzA2p) "


within the next #TwoWeeks ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 01, 2021 02:47 PM (PpU3N)

248 I agree, one side is only "good" in the broader sense of teaching us all a valuable lesson: combined we can be as strong or stronger than they are, at their own game, if we work together.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2021 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

249 Gold Aug 2011. 1,836

Today 1,860

My stocks and home value during same period up BIGLY.

Glad I never bought metals.
Posted by: Just Saying at February 01, 2021 02:44 PM (jKqaK)



As I understand it, gold and silver are a store of value, not an investment per se. It will go up when things are bad, unlike most other investments.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

250 >Interesting. So the individual trader using Robinhood was the "product"?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at February 01, 2021 02:40 PM (VbCZe)

That's why it was "free". Same as every other "free" app.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at February 01, 2021 02:48 PM (7cERy)

251 >>I am sitting on maybe 500 if not more pounds of lead.


Are you sitting in an elevated and fortified position?

Because gold, water and lead weigh too much to carry enough of.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:48 PM (vtsbN)

252 Sorry guys I screwed GME up because I bought in today. And that is the surest sign that whatever is going on will stop.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2021 02:48 PM (ZfRYq)

253 What we are witnessing is the complete breakdown of all order due to the complete and total corruption of the system.

We are now in cascading feed back loop.

Shit is going to go sideways very quickly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2021 02:45 PM (BMgON)
++++
The problem is analogous to leverage. Sometimes literally, as in financial leverage, but also politically and socially and culturally. When you have high leverage, a fairly modest turn against you can rip your face off.

They've leveraged and abstracted *everything* to pretty wild degrees. If they lose control - and time will, of course and as always, tell - then it can move faster than anyone thought possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (UZVEt)

254 Are we at the point in this farce when the Media Oligarchs call the reddit traders "modern-day or hight-tech Saccos and Venzettis?"?

Never, since the far left views them as put-upon heroes and early communist martyrs to the cause.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

255 The "reporters" have to wear masks, but Psaki-Hack doesn't?


Isnt she on Federal property

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (Xih1H)

256 Snowing again, better than rain.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (Cxk7w)

257 The only speaking fee I've ever received is when somebody paid me $20 to shut up and forgot what I saw.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (YA914)

258 "Billionaires Helping Billionaires--With A Little Help From the One-Party State(tm)!"

Mussolini peaked too early.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Owners at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (Ndje9)

259 Isn't selling over 100% of a stock considered Naked selling, which is in fact illegal?

Or we full in on it isn't illegal if Democrat government connected persons do it, so the ones doing illegal behavior can in fact be the good guys?

Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (Ojki1)

260 It's CalvinBall Rules for the financial markets since circa 2001

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (4I/2K)

261 well thanks for buying in blaster - everyone should

it's not about making money on the investment at this point

it's about making the bad guys (sorry, Melvin IS a bad actor) eating a little poo

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (j9HX3)

262 Bet a buck Jen Psssaki has had her vaccination

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (Cxk7w)

263 Help! Help! Come see the corruption inherent in the system!!

Posted by: Peasant with Shit all over 'em at February 01, 2021 02:50 PM (gmo/4)

264 From memory, Warren made her Jack from flipping houses, a practice she previously criticized.


And from taking a minority's job.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 02:50 PM (yQpMk)

265 @233:
Shit is going to go sideways very quickly.
While this isn't guaranteed, I do see it as a distinct possibility. Both left and right seem to be cheering on WSB. If the regulators step in and save the fatcats, there's no telling how many people will suddenly realize that the elites are well and truly in charge of everything.
The rock was thrown and it hit the water... now we see how far the ripples go.

Posted by: 496 at February 01, 2021 02:50 PM (U1eOr)

266 >>Big ups to this comment. Go look for yourselves. They're getting the MAGA treatment there and a lot of them are starting to get a clue about how the manufactured consent sausage is made. It's a thing of beauty.


Are they wondering how they became white supremist Naaaazis for simply buying Gamsestop stock?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

267 Sebatian Mallaby, member of the Council on Foreign Relations, where Joe Biden bragged about getting rid of Ukraine's Attorney General by threatening to withhold Billions in aid.

Posted by: None Dare call It Conspiracy at February 01, 2021 02:50 PM (+nWCH)

268 Any idea why they keep bringing in NG to DC?

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (P4Pk9)

269 Look at APMEX. They should still have physical silver.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 02:36 PM


Nope. From today:
"Any Precious Metal dealer will take a long position in the futures market to protect against spot price exposure when the markets open. We do this because it is our goal not to take a speculative position on metal. The weekends are unique as we are not able to real-time hedge our position. We took an aggressive position this weekend, but clearly could not have predicted the volumes that were seen. We have partnerships around to world that allowed us to cover these long positions, but only to a point. Once we exceeded our comfort levels, we had little choice but to stop the sale of Silver on our website. This was a difficult decision to make and unprecedented in our history"

Posted by: Chuck C at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (awtm/)

270 223 I think that anyone who has their stock borrowed has a class action suit against their money manager.
Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 02:38 PM (KqiMr)

Yes. And now do banks and peoples savings.

BurtTC
People put money in savings expecting a small amount of return based on it being loaned out.

I dont buy stock expecting it to be loaned out by the manager so that someone can destroy its worth. Big difference.

Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (KqiMr)

271 186 Harry, You get it.

A lot of people are hung up about what used to be--well we are not going back there to the 1960's because it is literally impossible to recreate that society at this point.

So, the WSB crowd which skews millenial and zoomers, is learning that the media lies, constructs narratives of lies, and that is directed at them personally because rich and powerful people got pissed off.

The working class is already pissed off and getting more so, the lower middle class is pissed off and getting more so, even the upper middle if they own a small business are there as well.
I frankly see the Democrats, techlords, and globalists on the verge of implosion because they are building a massive coalition against themselves.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (pO7gM)

272 252 Sorry guys I screwed GME up because I bought in today. And that is the surest sign that whatever is going on will stop.
Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2021 02:48 PM (ZfRYq)

Whatever do you, don't go paper hands! HOLD.

(also, I'm not invested in GME because I know when it crashes, its going to crash hard and I can't afford to lose money like that right now. Lots of people on WSB are in the same shoes as me, but hate hedge funds THAT MUCH that they're willing to lose a couple of thousand bucks)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (UPoLF)

273 This could cause a huge capital flight from the markets if our alleged government intervenes for Melvin and Citadel. Why would anyone play a game they believed was rigged?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (Bs26G)

274 Are we at the point in this farce when the Media Oligarchs call the
reddit traders "modern-day or hight-tech Saccos and Venzettis?"?



Never, since the far left views them as put-upon heroes and early communist martyrs to the cause.

Yes, but they were white.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (v16oJ)

275 Garrett is in a pile behind my outbuilding, about 100 pounds in ingots in building.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (Cxk7w)

276 259 Isn't selling over 100% of a stock considered Naked selling, which is in fact illegal?

Or we full in on it isn't illegal if Democrat government connected persons do it, so the ones doing illegal behavior can in fact be the good guys?
Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (Ojki1)

It could've arrived at that point through several means which doesn't necessarily include naked shorting. It's the most likely explanation though. However that fault would tend to lie with the brokerages doing the fake lending.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (Zm+LZ)

277 The "reporters" have to wear masks, but Psaki-Hack doesn't?





Isnt she on Federal property

Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (Xih1H)


You don't have to wear one when you're celebrating something. She's probably celebrating not having to take hard questions.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

278 Which blows up one hedgie-as-hero talking point.

Yes, doing proper research and reacting accordingly is smart investing advice.

That said, those who crowded into the WSB bandwagon also saw a market reaction that could drive prices up. Was a smart play for those looking to profit on that momentum. This shit works both ways.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2021 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

The whole thing reminds me of football draft prognosticators. You have a bunch of eggheads who study film, crunch numbers, listen to the so-called experts, meaning coaches and whatnot, and come up with a chart that shows this player or that player being deserving of being drafted here or there.

Is there actual value in the player? Usually, yeah. But every now and then you get a Johnny Manzel or whomever, who comes along and isn't really worth squat, but his "price" was driven up by all the trading and talk, and the dude cashes in at some point... before he crashes down to Earth, the first time he actually suits up for a game.

Some of this is real, but a lot of it ain't.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (oQ94s)

279 Not if you don't understand them through their own prisms. You have to
understand psychology, language, and the Socratic method.


Cuts both ways. You say "capitalism" - and the typical Reagan Democrat sees shit like GME and says "Whatever you call it, it's not fair and the little guy is taking it in the shorts". And he's got a point. It's why I say saving the GOP is useless - it's a dead brand. Because too many people - rightly, I believe - see the GOP as also lying through their teeth about things like defense of capitalism. We don't do capitalism in America. We ought to give it a try. The GOP has defended today's corporate socialism for far too long.

I'll say it again - there is a coalition that can be made, that would be big enough to break through the soft coup of the UniParty. I just don't know if enough on each side are willing to work with each other. I kinda' doubt they are.

Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (FHY7H)

280 >>From memory, Warren made her Jack from flipping houses, a practice she previously criticized.

IIRC, her husband is also a Harvard professor who specializes in 'wealth inequality'.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (bDqIh)

281 BurtTC

Beyond this, that practice (by my understanding based on what I read last week) was already illegal.

But the big guys laugh and ignore the law.

Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (KqiMr)

282 230

Notice how fast the Dems scramble to protect the same people they are ALWAYS 'agitating' against.

The Top 1% of the Top 1%...and the Dems are presenting their asses in order to save their crumbs.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:45 PM (vtsbN)

Great point. Needs a little SALT to really bring it home, though.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (KbCG3)

283 That said, those who crowded into the WSB bandwagon also saw a market reaction that could drive prices up. Was a smart play for those looking to profit on that momentum. This shit works both ways.
_______________

And that's what pisses off the "elites." They don't want it to work both ways. How dare some bunch of nobody retail investors make fools of hedge fund gods? That's not how things are supposed to work for the Masters of the Universe. Most of those retail GME investors probably don't even have Ivy League post-grad degrees or country club memberships! WTF do they think they are?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (k4dH2)

284 I frankly see the Democrats, techlords, and globalists on the verge of implosion because they are building a massive coalition against themselves.
Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (pO7gM)

Yeah, I can't think of a more stupid move on their part then what they're doing with GME right now.

They are attacking what should be their core constituents -- left leaning kids who are LIV's and don't really know anything beyond what they see on late night "comedy" shows. And they're red pilling the hell out of them by showing them how the world REALLY works. Which is not in their interest at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (UPoLF)

285
Never, since the far left views them as put-upon heroes and early communist martyrs to the cause.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


History has been reset.
Today, Sacco and Vanzetti could be useful "terrorists" for the Left's Narrative.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:53 PM (dzA2p)

286 @269

As I said, if you are a retail investor and want silver in any largish qty ebays your only choice now.

Or alternatively...

We Have Assumed Control.

--
DemoTechnoFascists.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2021 02:53 PM (BMgON)

287 This could cause a huge capital flight from the markets if our alleged government intervenes for Melvin and Citadel. Why would anyone play a game they believed was rigged?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

That's my point. You'll see pension funds bailing cause of forced liquidations. Banks, same. Trust funds. No one wants to be the patsy.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:53 PM (i022r)

288 >>Some of this is real, but a lot of it ain't.


Like watching an amazing Juggler.

...who gets the hiccups.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:53 PM (vtsbN)

289 249, During normal times, you would be correct in not holding physical assets.

During hyperinflation and/or depression not so much. The trick is to decide when to jump horses and most people wait too long because of loss avoidance preference.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 02:53 PM (pO7gM)

290 Sebastain Mallaby is not, strictly speaking, an economist.

He is, however, a journaliste and former member of the Washington Post's editorial board.

Posted by: Miklos, actual kollidge edumacated economist at February 01, 2021 02:53 PM (QzkSJ)

291 However that fault would tend to lie with the brokerages doing the fake lending.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Which is why I said that the brokerages are open to a class action law suit for what is an illegal and unethical activity.

Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (KqiMr)

292 Ammo availability: if one belongs to a CMP affiliated gun club, the CMP e store has 308, 223, 357, 10mm , 22 and 40 cal available.

That is all.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (WEBkv)

293 IIRC, her husband is also a Harvard professor who specializes in 'wealth inequality'.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (bDqIh)

Well, he and his wife are experts at it, so why not?

Posted by: Vanya at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (gAFsE)

294 As I understand it, gold and silver are a store of value, not an investment per se. It will go up when things are bad, unlike most other investments.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

2020 was horrible. Still bad now with large parts of the economy shut down.

Posted by: Just Saying at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (yzgms)

295 What we need here is the wisdom of a random Hawaiian district court magistrate.

Apparently, they were the keepers of the flame of democracy when Donald Trump was president.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (4BMGG)

296 When did the activist Left start shilling for and defending the big money guys on Wall Street? Hey guys, when you defend the Establishment, you are the Establishment! Your two minutes' hate of TDS is making you stupid tools of the Establishment!

(Bezos defending hedge funds is totes legit though. He's a super-rich bastard who pays enough alimony to float Ecuador. I'm sure he lost money last week due to the Game Stop kerfluffle.)

Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (W+kMI)

297 I'm launching a new trading app called "Nottingham".

Motto: "They're Not Our Kind *sniff*(tm)!"

Posted by: Joe Biden's Owners at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (Ndje9)

298 Its prospects are grim, because it is mainly a brick-and-mortar vendor of video games, a product best sold digitally.

That's the conventional wisdom, but Sony and Microsoft have had relatively soft sales of their download-only versions of their consoles, and Nintendo has thus far refused to make one. What's actually happening is that discs and cartridges are still being sold, but mostly from (wait for it) Amazon.

So there's an additional layer of creamy hypocrisy on this one, with the Bezos Post defending a hedge fund that's preying on an Amazon competitor.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (ZGrMX)

299 Nothing wrong with buying physical silver. I might even trade you some of my bathroom gin for it when the burning time comes. Save those Value-Rite bottles too, I may need some.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (qH6FZ)

300
Are they wondering how they became white supremist Naaaazis for simply buying Gamsestop stock?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2021 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

And how soon will they Gell-Mann and go back to being blue pilled?

Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (Ojki1)

301 Amazing to witness the development of Ace's muscular cynicism. It's pleasing.

I think Ace has always been cynical, or at least looked at politics and culture with a jaundiced eye.

It's simply that the last four years have buckled him into a gimp suit, dropped trou and repeatly slapped a pustulent, sweaty, thick-veined drippy syphillitic dick across his face which has brought the real cynicism to the fore.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2021 02:55 PM (2JVJo)

302 239 @131:
From memory, Warren made her Jack from flipping houses, a practice she previously criticized.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

she was also doing subprime mortgages on them with rates just under usury. she then founded the CFPB to stop people like her.

Posted by: x4 at February 01, 2021 02:55 PM (0tE/i)

303 Or we full in on it isn't illegal if Democrat government connected persons do it, so the ones doing illegal behavior can in fact be the good guys?
Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 02:49 PM (Ojki1)

It could've arrived at that point through several means which doesn't necessarily include naked shorting. It's the most likely explanation though. However that fault would tend to lie with the brokerages doing the fake lending.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:52 PM (Zm+LZ)

We don't know for sure that it was naked selling, but it if it was, that would certainly explain why the entire financial market is freaking out so much right now. Because it could turn out that a lot of the shares being sold in the short were, essentially, counterfeit. ...Which would cause all kinds of systemic problems if that came out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:55 PM (UPoLF)

304 Ok... Can someone answer a serious question......

Pappy mayhem passed away last year in February. He had a bunch of coins. Including these "books" of mercury head dimes. Are these actual silver dimes and are they valuable? I know nothing on the subject of coins.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2021 02:55 PM (Vxu+H)

305 I find it amusing the short sellers are screaming "foul" because someone found a way to make money going the opposite direction of their short.

They're probably mad because they didn't collude and do it first.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 01, 2021 02:56 PM (WEBkv)

306
I hated that President Trump made Powell lower Fed rates because I felt it was an unnecessary move at the time and could be used later when really needed.

But now...I'm thinking it will hurt biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2021 02:56 PM (dzA2p)

307 That needs to be investigated. Physical silver is usually $7 to $8 over spot. Yeah, that's where the make their money. But almost double? Nah. Something is wrong.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 02:42 PM (LwB8i)

7 or 8 over spot? I pay 3.

Posted by: clutch at February 01, 2021 02:56 PM (9UmRs)

308 275 Garrett is in a pile behind my outbuilding, about 100 pounds in ingots in building.
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (Cxk7w)

HOLY SHIT, SKIP KILLED GARRETT!

Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2021 02:56 PM (Izzlo)

309 87 Wait. Are we now on the same side as liz
pokeherhontus warren? Or well she shut up once she grifts her money from
the hedge funds?
I'm sure she'll get her mind right, but you bring up a valid point. It turns out that the Occupy Wall Street folks were a bunch of turds, but they had a point. Same with the anti-war lefties. Same with lots of peeps that we immediately dismiss because D instead of R. There is a coalition that can be built - possibly even big enough to break through the current soft coup. Question is - are we willing to make common cause with them ?
Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 02:25 PM (FHY7H)

At this point you have no choice but to do so. I guess you do have a choice, but the other option is to fall into further irrelevance (if that is even possible). It's a cliche by now that the digital age has made the old electronic-age ideologies largely moot. New lines are being drawn, whether you like it or not. The left uses coalitions effectively, the right, not so much. For all the talk of purity tests on the left, the right (led by the National Review folks) have been drumming "problematic" people out of the right for decades. We see how that turns out.

Posted by: Catoi at February 01, 2021 02:56 PM (viged)

310 I frankly see the Democrats, techlords, and globalists on the verge of implosion because they are building a massive coalition against themselves.
Posted by: whig


Dear soccer moms,
Please allow Julie to shower with Chad after gym class.
Thanks,
Julie's School

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 02:57 PM (LwB8i)

311 she was also doing subprime mortgages on them with rates just under usury. she then founded the CFPB to stop people like her.

The entire modern elite class in 6 words is "pull the ladder up after yourself". They don't want anyone else to become rich because They've Got Theirs.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2021 02:57 PM (ZGrMX)

312 That's the conventional wisdom, but Sony and Microsoft have had relatively soft sales of their download-only versions of their consoles, and Nintendo has thus far refused to make one. What's actually happening is that discs and cartridges are still being sold, but mostly from (wait for it) Amazon.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (ZGrMX)

Sony and XBOX did big studies on this, and found the majority of their customers prefer to have physical media over downloading for various reasons.

But, yes, Amazon is a bit factor in that world, too.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)

313 Wait till everyone finds out that you don't even own the stock you buy through a broker.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2021 02:57 PM (1ISKN)

314 *Pours a shot of Diet Coke on Ground*


For g.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:57 PM (vtsbN)

315 Below: Jen The Genius Psaki spins for Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen
getting hundreds of thousands of dollars from the same hedge fund that
owns Robinhoodapp.
====================
Jen "the Genius" Psaki's brother recently got promoted at that very same hedge fund. What a coincidence! Quelle surprise.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at February 01, 2021 02:57 PM (tY6Sj)

316 Further to the Highlander discussion: Yes, "they" are going to reboot it, and soon.

The director of the John Wick movies is working on it, wanting to make it into a trilogy of movies.

He promises he is "going to try not to fuck it up."

So we have that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 01, 2021 02:57 PM (4ihai)

317 Pigs at the trough with a recycled mouthpiece from the Obama swamp running PR interference. You can't make this stuff up!!

Posted by: Patti at February 01, 2021 02:58 PM (1bKMN)

318 clean sock

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at February 01, 2021 02:58 PM (tY6Sj)

319 312 That's the conventional wisdom, but Sony and Microsoft have had relatively soft sales of their download-only versions of their consoles, and Nintendo has thus far refused to make one. What's actually happening is that discs and cartridges are still being sold, but mostly from (wait for it) Amazon.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2021 02:54 PM (ZGrMX)

Sony and XBOX did big studies on this, and found the majority of their customers prefer to have physical media over downloading for various reasons.

But, yes, Amazon is a bit factor in that world, too.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 02:57 PM (UPoLF)

For whatever reason PC is different from consoles in this regard.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:58 PM (Zm+LZ)

320 Madamemayhem

1940-1964 are 90% silver coins. Very few have numismatic value. In the trade, called "junk silver".
Most pre- 1940 coins will have some numismatic value.

Junk silver trades at spot, X .715%, cause it's 90% silver, and you expect some to have rubbed off.

That was my lesson from this weekend.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:58 PM (i022r)

321 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2021 02:55 PM (Vxu+H)

The interwebs say they do contain silver.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2021 02:58 PM (1ISKN)

322 Pretty sure this is a dumb question, but why are people and or funds allowed to short anyway?
What mechanism is served other than the gambling of the position?

Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (yVv6t)

323 Sideboards > Consoles

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (vtsbN)

324 Pappy mayhem passed away last year in February. He had a bunch of coins. Including these "books" of mercury head dimes. Are these actual silver dimes and are they valuable? I know nothing on the subject of coins.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2021 02:55 PM (Vxu+H)
++++
Mercury dimes are three things:
1. Awesome
2. Beautiful
3. Silver

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (UZVEt)

325 Wait till everyone finds out that you don't even own the stock you buy through a broker.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Again, transfer and ship.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (i022r)

326 BurtTC
People put money in savings expecting a small amount of return based on it being loaned out.

I dont buy stock expecting it to be loaned out by the manager so that someone can destroy its worth. Big difference.
Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (KqiMr)

Right. It's a different type of corruption, but no less corrupt. People are "suckers" for putting money in a bank, because the money people drive interest rates into the ground. It suits their needs.

Meanwhile, the concept of saving money is almost completely lost, and instead everyone is driven into the world of being a gambler. Or worse, they lose all concept of the value of money. In a myriad of ways.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (oQ94s)

327 Sideboards > Consoles
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (vtsbN)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (UZVEt)

328 Pappy mayhem passed away last year in February. He had a bunch of coins. Including these "books" of mercury head dimes. Are these actual silver dimes and are they valuable? I know nothing on the subject of coins.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2021 02:55 PM (Vxu+H)

Silver alloy, not sterling - worth more to collectors of coins than as an investment. But fund to to have and pass onto your kids....

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (w2LAm)

329 Recusal my ass. When I'm bought, I stay bought.

Otherwise, they won't buy me again.

Posted by: Janet Yellen at February 01, 2021 03:00 PM (F0YaR)

330 >>it's 90% silver, and you expect some to have rubbed off.


Enough is enough, guys.
You don't need to keep flogging the horse. It's dead.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at February 01, 2021 03:00 PM (vtsbN)

331 For whatever reason PC is different from consoles in this regard.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:58 PM (Zm+LZ)

Different breed of gamers, I think. Also, computers in general have moved away from DVD players or whatever. And computer gamers are usually on the cutting edge of PC technology. I built my last gaming PC like 10 years ago, and didn't bother with a DVD player back then since everything was easily downloadable. Steam has made it even more easily downloadable.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:00 PM (UPoLF)

332 What about my mint, in box, bobble head collection of sports ball players of all types footsballs, baeisball and hockey?

Posted by: Archer at February 01, 2021 03:00 PM (gmo/4)

333 284, Harry, During the Trump years, almost every single institution, political and social have proved to be rotten at the core. Courts, legislatures, parties, elections, media, Hollyweird, public health officials, law enforcement, bureaucracies, generals, and now financial oligarchs and markets.

It is as if all the elites in society have basically decided to recreate a feudal aristocracy and screw everyone else to the wall.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:01 PM (pO7gM)

334 304 Ok... Can someone answer a serious question......

Pappy mayhem passed away last year in February. He had a bunch of coins. Including these "books" of mercury head dimes. Are these actual silver dimes and are they valuable? I know nothing on the subject of coins.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2021 02:55 PM (Vxu+H)

I'm a freelance coin appraiser. Yes, Mercury head dimes are real silver, 2.5 grams of 900 silver. An average date coin in average condition will be worth about the weight in silver. However, there are some key dates that are worth a lot more, and the better the condition, the higher the value. I would recommend getting a coin reference book like The Red Book and doing a little research on what examples are worth the most.

Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2021 03:01 PM (Izzlo)

335 Ok... Can someone answer a serious question......

Pappy mayhem passed away last year in February. He had a bunch of coins. Including these "books" of mercury head dimes. Are these actual silver dimes and are they valuable? I know nothing on the subject of coins.


They're probably worth something more than face value, but not enough to buy your own island and retire. What you can get for them will vary daily based on the value of the individual coins if truly rare (hint: most aren't) and the bulk price of physical silver.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 03:01 PM (SchxB)

336 Is everyone surviving the winter storm?

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2021 03:01 PM (twGU3)

337 https://tinyurl.com/487597fb

The real reason Wall Street is terrified of the GME situation

Posted by: Blue Horseshoe Loves PSLV at February 01, 2021 03:01 PM (881RW)

338 322 Pretty sure this is a dumb question, but why are people and or funds allowed to short anyway?
What mechanism is served other than the gambling of the position?
Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (yVv6t)

Well say you want to buy insurance for your stock. A put option. Whoever writes the put option(selling it to you) is in a short position.

We could ban a lot of this stuff without serious harm to the economy. But the simple answer is that some people want to be on one side of a bet while others want to be on the other.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 03:02 PM (Zm+LZ)

339 It is as if all the elites in society have basically decided to recreate a feudal aristocracy and screw everyone else to the wall.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:01 PM (pO7gM)
----------------

Yeah, with a veneer of the Republic left. But, much like false front of a a movie set, it turns out the Republic had long ago been hollowed out.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at February 01, 2021 03:02 PM (WEBkv)

340 I'm kind of hoping that the "centrist" of both parties pass some kind of directed relief to the short sellers (AOC will vote for it, of course), and Biden signs it.

We always need more people red pilled, and this will red pill a lot of people.

Making Donald Trump, sitting president of the United States, and outsider candidate was always a bad move for Democrats, but it was their only play.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

341 Shit is going to go sideways very quickly.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2021 02:45 PM (BMgON)

We are transitioning from the 'slowly' portion of the exercise into the 'suddenly' portion. The otters and the Gods of the Copybook Headings are pleased.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado - Tempus belli) at February 01, 2021 03:03 PM (N3El/)

342 7 or 8 over spot? I pay 3.
Posted by: clutch


With shipping. I would by an ounce for $26 (which is over spot) with a credit card, and by the time I got it in my hand, it cost somewhere between $32 or $33.

Right now, spot is $29.06. A one ounce silver round is $38.77 via credit card.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 03:03 PM (LwB8i)

343 322 Pretty sure this is a dumb question, but why are people and or funds allowed to short anyway?
What mechanism is served other than the gambling of the position?
Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (yVv6t)

So, Elon Musk would agree with you.

But the Financial People would say it's to help keep the pricing honest. If everyone is long on a stock, you could see irrational run ups and all the big dicks in the market would be talking up stocks and you could lose control of the market.

Shorts serve as a nice counterbalance, where they're constantly looking for a reason to say "this company is failing."

The problem being situations like GME (or TSLA a few years ago) where big money gets together and decides to crash a stock, killing an otherwise viable business, and make a ton of money while doing it while fucking over people who believed int he company and owned the stock.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:03 PM (UPoLF)

344 https://thediplomad.blogspot.com/chaos in time of biden

Dip is always a good short tread, and would fit in here well.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 03:03 PM (Cxk7w)

345 Enough is enough, guys.
You don't need to keep flogging the horse. It's dead.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin


We can keep flogging the dead horse as long as you can flog the bishop.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 03:03 PM (SchxB)

346 Is this market upheaval the putative reason the dems need to appropriate all the 401k's and give us IOU's for them... for our own protection against market upheaval?

Posted by: 496 at February 01, 2021 03:03 PM (U1eOr)

347 Pretty sure this is a dumb question, but why are people and or funds allowed to short anyway?
What mechanism is served other than the gambling of the position?
Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (yVv6t)

I'm no expert, but since last week I'm pretending to be... I think it's sorta like if you have a diamond ring, and you are walking along, minding your own business, being careless about swinging your arms around. So the ring slips off. You don't even know it's gone.

I come along some time later, and through no fault of my own, I can't be sure why or how you lost the ring. All I know is, finders keepers. That's basically what shorting is. You don't know this thing is not yours anymore, but I do, so I get to keep it. For next to no effort, other than bending down and picking it up.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 03:03 PM (oQ94s)

348 For whatever reason PC is different from consoles in this regard.

PCs have bigger, faster, cheaper storage, especially if you have an AMD Ryzen system. PS5/Xbox Series close the speed gap, but capacity and cost remain a big issue.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2021 03:03 PM (ZGrMX)

349 Madamemayhem,

In bad economic times, those coins are better than bullion or shiny new dollars. As an Argentinian wrote about their financial crash in the 2000's, you go and buy stuff with silver bars or shiny new dollars, people figure you got more of them at home (home invasion/robbery target). You pass some old coins, they figure you dug them out of your sock drawer.

Save them for a rainy day. They will not get cheaper.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:03 PM (pO7gM)

350 The entire modern elite class in 6 words is "pull the ladder up after yourself". They don't want anyone else to become rich because They've Got Theirs.
______________

It's no fun being rich if everybody else is rich too.

The funnest part of being rich is rubbing other people's faces in the fact that you have things and access to places, events, people, etc., that they don't.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2021 03:04 PM (k4dH2)

351 We are transitioning from the 'slowly' portion of
the exercise into the 'suddenly' portion. The otters and the Gods of the
Copybook Headings are pleased.


We're rather bullish on current events as well.

Posted by: Rapey Dolphins at February 01, 2021 03:04 PM (FHY7H)

352 This could cause a huge capital flight from the markets if our alleged government intervenes for Melvin and Citadel. Why would anyone play a game they believed was rigged?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 01, 2021 02:51 PM (Bs26G)

Believe? More like know.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 01, 2021 03:04 PM (z79tQ)

353 As much as I feared sundown and the left taking over, it is far worse than even I expected. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2021 03:05 PM (85Gof)

354 We could ban a lot of this stuff without serious harm to the economy. But the simple answer is that some people want to be on one side of a bet while others want to be on the other.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 03:02 PM (Zm+LZ)

It started as insurance against a rapid decline or increase in agricultural prices. You had to wait for the crop to come in so you bought futures or options. Now it's just jackasses in the financial sector butt-rapping each other for lols.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2021 03:05 PM (1ISKN)

355 Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:01 PM (pO7gM)

True, but I think it started way before Trump.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:05 PM (UPoLF)

356 can y'all refresh my faulty memory, please. Was Akamai Technologies one of the guilty bastards responsible for deplatforming Parler? or was that 100% Bezos and amazon?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at February 01, 2021 03:05 PM (VcFUs)

357 Blue Horseshoe Loves PSLV

Wow. Very interesting.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 03:06 PM (i022r)

358 We are seeing the downfall of the American Empire and the world will fall into another deep darker ages from which we may never emerge....well so much my optimism today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2021 03:06 PM (85Gof)

359 144 1/2: Now, they failed utterly in this last election: Trump was cool despite their best efforts, and they barely tried to make Biden cool because its impossible. But, generally speaking, they are really good at this and control things well by using it. Their control of pop culture, entertainment, etc makes this much easier. They've made wearing masks... cool. Let that sink in.
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Good point Chris, and it bears making again at times. However, the Left has been screwing up in the past few years. They've tried to make Trump uncool, but succeeded mainly in making him more cool in 2021 than he was in 2015. And now they are making out the true anti-establishment heroes of WEB out to be uncool; if the WEB movie had been made in 1992, the WEB guys would've been the cool heroes all the way! At the same time, the Leftist cool-makers are saying the hedge fund cabals personified by Gordon Gecko & the Duke brothers to be cool. And that's not cool.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2021 03:06 PM (W+kMI)

360 I really had this situation imagined thinking Hillary won before I knew anything of the 2016 election.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 03:07 PM (Cxk7w)

361 >>We are seeing the downfall of the American Empire and the world will fall into another deep darker ages from which we may never emerge....well so much my optimism today.


Not to be a Brightsider...
but, at least YOU have laughing gas.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2021 03:07 PM (vtsbN)

362 350 The entire modern elite class in 6 words is "pull the ladder up after yourself". They don't want anyone else to become rich because They've Got Theirs.
______________

It's no fun being rich if everybody else is rich too.

The funnest part of being rich is rubbing other people's faces in the fact that you have things and access to places, events, people, etc., that they don't.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2021 03:04 PM (k4dH2)

This is fine so long as they're inventing crap like trips to the moon which eventually drove down the cost so that other people could also do it. But it's a problem when they realized it's a lot easier to focus on keeping people poor then pay for new things.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 03:08 PM (Zm+LZ)

363 I'm launching a new trading app called "Nottingham".

Motto: "They're Not Our Kind *sniff*(tm)!"


If you want to get backing from the retards running investment banks today, call it "Marian".

Could probably get some federal diversity-and-inclusion grants too.

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2021 03:08 PM (HMFot)

364 can y'all refresh my faulty memory, please. Was Akamai Technologies one of the guilty bastards responsible for deplatforming Parler? or was that 100% Bezos and amazon?

Pretty sure it was all Amazon, as they have their own content distribution network and compete with Akamai. Put the cloud Identity and Authentication (IAM) provider Okta in there as well, as they cut off Parler before Amazon deplatformed them entirely.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at February 01, 2021 03:08 PM (SchxB)

365 Recusal my ass. When I'm bought, I stay bought.

Otherwise, they won't buy me again.
Posted by: Janet Yellen at February 01, 2021 03:00 PM (F0YaR)

That there used to be the very definition of an honest politician.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 01, 2021 03:08 PM (z79tQ)

366 Pappy mayhem passed away last year in February. He had a bunch of coins. Including these "books" of mercury head dimes. Are these actual silver dimes and are they valuable? I know nothing on the subject of coins.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2021 02:55 PM


Junk silver is face value * 0.715 * silver spot price
0.10 *0.715* $28.77 = $2.06

Any given coin may be worth more depending on its numismatic value.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 01, 2021 03:08 PM (awtm/)

367 Pretty sure this is a dumb question, but why are people and or funds allowed to short anyway?
What mechanism is served other than the gambling of the position?
Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021

If you believe in the efficient market hypothesis, a short (not a naked short) is more or less a bet that the stock will go down in value. Another way is to take an option on a stock which is safer. The idea is that an efficient market will pick up the information that a stock's price should go down and that the current market price is wrong. A short is a strong play where the downside is potentially infinite loss with limited gains. Risky but like a lot of risky bets, the payoff is large if the market agrees with the person or hedge fund selling short.

From the vague recollections of college finance, the major issue is that an efficient market processes information about the true price that a stock (bond, etc.) should be and shorts are part of that information processing.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:09 PM (pO7gM)

368 Was Akamai Technologies one of the guilty bastards responsible for deplatforming Parler?

You're thinking of Nakatomi Industries. Hans Gruber got a bad rap, all because of one Christmas movie.

Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 03:09 PM (FHY7H)

369 Remember 6 months ago when the left was upset about federal troops being used as anti-riot control, wanted to defund the police and were all for cancelling student debt?

How is that coming along now that they are in control?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2021 03:10 PM (dNzKv)

370 For whatever reason PC is different from consoles in this regard.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 02:58 PM (Zm+LZ)

I'm guessing storage is part of this, with consoles generally only around 500GB-1 TB of storage for many consoles (PS5 only has 667.2GB usable, and no ability at the moment to store games on an external hard drive). That is not a small issue with game file sizes. Then add in people who have download limits on their internet and it isn't hard to see some of why physical media is still clung to with consoles.

Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 03:10 PM (Ojki1)

371 Oh FFS. Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.

Yeah no.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 01, 2021 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

372 Remember 6 months ago when the left was upset about federal troops being used as anti-riot control, wanted to defund the police and were all for cancelling student debt?

How is that coming along now that they are in control?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2021 03:10 PM (dNzKv)

Playing out about how I expected it to. Although I didn't have "permanent occupying army surrounding the capitol" on the 2021 bingo card, so i guess I didn't completely predict everything.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:11 PM (UPoLF)

373 361 ... the Dark Ages...

Yes. My husband has been saying that for a couple of months now.

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2021 03:11 PM (S1hrL)

374 Pretty sure this is a dumb question, but why are people and or funds allowed to short anyway?
What mechanism is served other than the gambling of the position?

Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021 02:59 PM (yVv6t)


It takes two sides to make a market. Buyers and sellers. Speculators can take either position. If you are pumping oil out of the ground, you are a seller. Now, one way you can guarantee the price you get for your future output is to sell an equivalent number of futures contracts; if the price falls you make back that drop by buying back the contracts at the lower price. Refineries do the opposite.

Speculators provide liquidity to the market. That's the theory, anyhow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2021 03:11 PM (F0YaR)

375 A short is a strong play where the downside is potentially infinite loss with limited gains. Risky but like a lot of risky bets, the payoff is large if the market agrees with the person or hedge fund selling short.

From the vague recollections of college finance, the major issue is that an efficient market processes information about the true price that a stock (bond, etc.) should be and shorts are part of that information processing.
Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:09 PM (pO7gM)

The practical reality is that most shorting is either in companies that are pretty far gone, or has a counterbalancing long position in a similar thought to be superior firm. So returns from shorting tend not to be terribly impressive. Also due to liquidity constraints and risk, rarely do they temper irrational exuberance (those cases where a stock goes far beyond a realistic value for some time before crashing).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 03:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

376 Oh FFS. Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.

Yeah no.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 01, 2021 03:10 PM (ptqGC)


American Airlines sent me an email asking me to donate miles to black business owners and they'll match up to 100,000 miles.

100k miles will get you 4 rounds trip tickets in the continental US.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Oh FFS. Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.

Yeah no.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 01, 2021 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

Meh. Are they selling something I need at a price I'm willing to pay?
But to purchase for virtue signalling points? Nah

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 01, 2021 03:12 PM (z79tQ)

378 369 Remember 6 months ago when the left was upset about federal troops being used as anti-riot control, wanted to defund the police and were all for cancelling student debt?

How is that coming along now that they are in control?

That phrase right there says it all, right?







Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2021 03:12 PM (W+kMI)

379 Playing out about how I expected it to. Although I didn't have
"permanent occupying army surrounding the capitol" on the 2021 bingo
card, so i guess I didn't completely predict everything.


No shit - I figured they'd be surrounding us. Not themselves.

Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 03:12 PM (FHY7H)

380 Speculators provide liquidity to the market. That's the theory, anyhow.

Great pithy explanation. Hedgers want consistency, speculators don't. It's in theory a great market.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 03:12 PM (i022r)

381 The entire modern elite class in 6 words is "pull the ladder up after
yourself". They don't want anyone else to become rich because They've
Got Theirs.


And just listen to them squeal like stuck pigs when that gets done back to them.

Back when we were more of a Christian country, we didn't have this problem to quite this extent. Everyone wanted everyone else to prosper and didn't mind when they did. Rising tide lifting all ships and all that.
Those days are gone, sadly. We could bring them back, but don't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 01, 2021 03:13 PM (HaL55)

382 However, there are some key dates that are worth a lot more, and the better the condition, the higher the value. I would recommend getting a coin reference book like The Red Book and doing a little research on what examples are worth the most.
Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2021 03:01 PM (Izzlo)
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Yep - if you're not planning on collecting them I'd sell the key dates and keep the rest. Buy some nice silver halves with the proceeds. I had been adding some of the state commemoratives until silver started going nuts, still really want the Grant one.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 01, 2021 03:13 PM (Eyb/4)

383 You're thinking of Nakatomi Industries. Hans Gruber got a bad rap, all because of one Christmas movie.


He was an exceptional thief.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

384 Those days are gone, sadly. We could bring them back, but don't.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 01, 2021 03:13 PM (HaL55)


We tried.

They stole the election.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

385 You know it's gonna be a bad day when you're multitasking and you comment on the previous thread by mistake.

(self-walking the plank)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (jvt6t)

386 380 Speculators provide liquidity to the market. That's the theory, anyhow.

Great pithy explanation. Hedgers want consistency, speculators don't. It's in theory a great market.
Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 03:12 PM (i022r)

It seems to be reasonably beneficial and helpful in commodity markets. In stock and bond market it mostly seems to provide new and exciting ways for funds to blow up.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (Zm+LZ)

387 I doubt very much that Citadel 'owns' Robinhood.

Citadel Securities is the firm that Robinhood uses to execute client trades. They make a huge amount of money doing this, as they are making money off the bid/ask spread from the orders that Robinhood clients initiate on the Robinhood platform, as well as trading the positions themselves.

Several big firms do what Citadel Securities (owned by Citadel) does. Whenever you're doing a 'commission-free' trade, Schwab or Robinhood are using one of these firms.

Citadel has no use for owning Robinhood. Too much exposure on the small customer side, and they are making enough money doing what they're doing. They probably made $100 million last week alone executing trades for Robinhood.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (4tiP2)

388 So, in reality, the GOPe and most of the GOP are really submissives, and the D's are all doms? Is that really whats happening in our world right now?

/so... stop electing submissives?

Posted by: shibumi at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (tjZg/)

389 383 You're thinking of Nakatomi Industries. Hans Gruber got a bad rap, all because of one Christmas movie.


He was an exceptional thief.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

=========

Except for the whole "not getting away with it" thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

390 355 Trump basically ripped their masks off, the signs were obvious from 1992-2016 that parties were corrupt, the media stank, universities were becoming indoctrination centers, etc. but the normality bias was so strong that we came through 9/11, 2008, and a host of global insurgencies without fundamentally doubting the system. We, as a society, ascribed it as bad luck.

Even the supposed 'truth tellers' such as the conservative media, Romney and Ryan, the Tea Party, etc. were an attempt by average people to correct the 'errors'. In Trump's time, we saw that most of the people we thought were on America's side were actually in thrall to the other side. Trump eliminated pretty much most of the illusions and the Biden maladministration will kill the rest of normalcy bias.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (pO7gM)

391 No shit - I figured they'd be surrounding us. Not themselves.
Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 03:12 PM (FHY7H)

Yes, they quickly pivoted from "No OnE NeEdS A gUn!" and "there is no reason to have military style weapons on the streets of the US!" to "yeah, we're going to need 5,000 or so guys armed with actual burst fire military rifles to surround us at all times."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:15 PM (UPoLF)

392

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

393 I frankly see the Democrats, techlords, and globalists on the verge of implosion because they are building a massive coalition against themselves.
Posted by: whig

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2021 03:15 PM (VVEnO)

394 HOLY SHIT, SKIP KILLED GARRETT!
Posted by: josephistan at February 01, 2021 02:56 PM


You bastard!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2021 03:15 PM (ejd/p)

395 Refineries do the opposite.

Speculators provide liquidity to the market. That's the theory, anyhow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2021 03:11 PM (F0YaR)

I remember that they once passed a law that only people in the petroleum industry could participate in the oil and finish products derivative markets. Then all of a sudden all the big financial sector players became partial owners of subsidiary companies that own partial shares of petroleum terminals or whatever easy way in they could find.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2021 03:15 PM (1ISKN)

396 You're thinking of Nakatomi Industries. Hans Gruber got a bad rap, all because of one Christmas movie.


He was an exceptional thief.Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

Also an avid reading of TIME magazine.

Posted by: Pierre at February 01, 2021 03:15 PM (FHY7H)

397 100k miles will get you 4 rounds trip tickets in the continental US.

Sure it will.

Posted by: pep at February 01, 2021 03:15 PM (v16oJ)

398 389 383 You're thinking of Nakatomi Industries. Hans Gruber got a bad rap, all because of one Christmas movie.

He was an exceptional thief.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:13 PM (yQpMk)
=========
Except for the whole "not getting away with it" thing.
========
He still died a rich man.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2021 03:15 PM (W+kMI)

399 Remember 6 months ago when the left was upset about federal troops being used as anti-riot control, wanted to defund the police and were all for cancelling student debt?

How is that coming along now that they are in control?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2021 03:10 PM (dNzKv)

Playing out about how I expected it to. Although I didn't have "permanent occupying army surrounding the capitol" on the 2021 bingo card, so i guess I didn't completely predict everything.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Where's the student debt thing at? I honestly haven't heard. Did hear Covid checks MAY be April. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 03:16 PM (LwB8i)

400 389 383 You're thinking of Nakatomi Industries. Hans Gruber got a bad rap, all because of one Christmas movie.


He was an exceptional thief.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

=========

Except for the whole "not getting away with it" thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

Hey, he didn't anticipate one cop, unlike his brother who brought that cop into the mix of his plan only to have said cop blow the plan up. Which was still a smarter move for the lesser brother than his Dungeons and Dragons movie role.

Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 03:16 PM (Ojki1)

401 thank you for the info on shorts. Appreciate it.

What damage is perceived by buying up a stock price? Once shares are sold to market, they move on the demand curve. why does a high price need short protection? Shareholders don't make more or less on the shares they own until sold, if they sell the price would drop unless there is still strong demand.
I might need to back away for a bit, I think I may be running myself in circles.

Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021 03:16 PM (yVv6t)

402
Sure it will.
Posted by: pep at February 01, 2021 03:15 PM (v16oJ)


It did last time I tried.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

403 Citadel has no use for owning Robinhood. Too much exposure on the small customer side, and they are making enough money doing what they're doing. They probably made $100 million last week alone executing trades for Robinhood.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (4tiP2)

I think Citadel is one of the early investors in RH. Something like 40% of RH is owned by hedge funds or companies that control hedge funds, IIRC, which is kind of odd for a tech start up, but not completely unheard of.

RH was supposed to have an IPO soon. That plan is probably on hold.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (UPoLF)

404 Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.

--

Where did it come from?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (O+I8R)

405 100k miles will get you 4 rounds trip tickets in the continental US.

And if that family is of African descent and/or muslim, I'm pretty sure they're not going to need a mask or a vaccine on the flight!

Posted by: shibumi at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (tjZg/)

406 Thanks for the 411 on those dimes. Guess I should find a coin dealer to give them a look.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (Vxu+H)

407 Garrett is just an idea.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (dNzKv)

408 He still died a rich man.
Posted by: exdem13

Ha! There's that!

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (i022r)

409 1940-1964 are 90% silver coins. Very few have numismatic value. In the trade, called "junk silver".
Most pre- 1940 coins will have some numismatic value.

Junk silver trades at spot, X .715%, cause it's 90% silver, and you expect some to have rubbed off.

That was my lesson from this weekend.

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:58 PM


where does one go to sell this "junk silver"?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2021 03:18 PM (GvddH)

410 Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.

What are we peons supposed to use for money?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 01, 2021 03:18 PM (HaL55)

411 And she deserves your money, because expert.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at February 01, 2021 03:18 PM (FWn1L)

412 Thanks for the 411 on those dimes. Guess I should find a coin dealer to give them a look.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (Vxu+H)



More than one.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:18 PM (yQpMk)

413 The director of the John Wick movies is working on it, wanting to make it into a trilogy of movies.

Eh, I could see that work, Highlander does need a remake.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2021 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

414 400 Hey, he didn't anticipate one cop, unlike his brother who brought that cop into the mix of his plan only to have said cop blow the plan up. Which was still a smarter move for the lesser brother than his Dungeons and Dragons movie role.
Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 03:16 PM (Ojki1)

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Younger brother actually got further than elder brother. He actually got his gold out of New York. McClane had to play catchup afterwards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

415 401 thank you for the info on shorts. Appreciate it.

What damage is perceived by buying up a stock price? Once shares are sold to market, they move on the demand curve. why does a high price need short protection? Shareholders don't make more or less on the shares they own until sold, if they sell the price would drop unless there is still strong demand.
I might need to back away for a bit, I think I may be running myself in circles.
Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021 03:16 PM (yVv6t)

The questions are unclear.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (Zm+LZ)

416 How can I find out if a business is black-owned without sounding racist?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (C+We0)

417
RH was supposed to have an IPO soon. That plan is probably on hold.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (UPoLF)

Doubt that stock offering will be a huge "buy" on WSB.

Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (Ojki1)

418 Garrett is just an idea.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (dNzKv)


In Crocs.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

419 375, I do not disagree Red Turban Guy, in practical terms, the function of shorts could be pretty much assumed by stock options.

The damage to the markets generally comes when the plays on the market are leveraged by borrowing without sufficient reserves to pay the piper if the bets go wrong.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (pO7gM)

420 Where's the student debt thing at? I honestly haven't heard. Did hear Covid checks MAY be April. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 03:16 PM (LwB8i)

Oh, it's one of those things we don't really talk about anymore. During the transition, Biden said he never promised to cancel all student loan debt, and the media was like "yeah, that's true! He never used the word cancel!" and I think he did some EO about refinancing loans when / if they turn back on. (they're all still paused due to the pandemic).

But yeah, clearly not going to be forgiving my student loans any time soon.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (UPoLF)

421
Where's the student debt thing at? I honestly haven't heard. Did hear Covid checks MAY be April. LOL.

FWIW, I just heard on Infowars (yeah, I know) that if someone is laid off because of COVID and asked to returned to work, they do not have to go if they feel unsafe. They will still be eligible for unemployment, which, in many cases, will be more than their job paid.

/which has happened to two people I know; unemployment pays more than working.

Posted by: shibumi at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (tjZg/)

422 I am all for it. Cancel student debt, $5000 COVID payments, no federal money for police.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (dNzKv)

423 Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.

"But just this month, the shortest of the year. Gotta keep those black businesses down you know"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

424 413 The director of the John Wick movies is working on it, wanting to make it into a trilogy of movies.

Eh, I could see that work, Highlander does need a remake.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 01, 2021 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

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Considering that both the John Wick movies and the Highlander movies are largely garbage, it seems like a match made in heaven.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

425 where does one go to sell this "junk silver"?
Posted by: AltonJackson


Dallas Gold & Silver Exchange
"We buy gold and silver" shops
Pawn Shops

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (LwB8i)

426 As sometimes things just pop into my head
The Capital siege fortifications will disappear as soon as whatever happens to DJT is done with.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (Cxk7w)

427 How can I find out if a business is black-owned without sounding racist?

Check the cars out in the parking lot, particularly the customizations on the cars in the Reserved spaces.

Posted by: Observer at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (C+evo)

428 Tater is going long on porkbellies.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

429 Hard to remake Highlander I think. OK, drag the character arc out across three movies. There's a lot of filler there.

I think it should have stayed at one movie.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (C+We0)

430 Doubt that stock offering will be a huge "buy" on WSB.
Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (Ojki1)

It would be ... volatile... for sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:21 PM (UPoLF)

431 where does one go to sell this "junk silver"?
Posted by: AltonJackson

You can even sell it through the mail.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2021 03:21 PM (1ISKN)

432 So, the last Lone Wolf and Cub movie goes full on magical with undead assassins.

Alrighty, then. Might as well, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:21 PM (LvTSG)

433 RH was supposed to have an IPO soon. That plan is probably on hold.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:17 PM (UPoLF)

I read this morning that is has been put on hold.

Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021 03:21 PM (yVv6t)

434 Oh FFS. Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.

Yeah no.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at February 01, 2021 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

And last I checked, Youtube is no longer Youtube. It's now called BHM.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 03:21 PM (oQ94s)

435 Junk coin dealers (and I'm not the guy for this) are pawn shops, bullion dealers (some do, some don't), etc.
As an example, $100 face mixed coins were going for around $2,000 Saturday. Naturally there's some premium involved, but shouldn't be loads.

$100X .715 X 27.15 (spot).

Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 03:21 PM (i022r)

436 Except for the whole "not getting away with it" thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

He would too, if it wasn't for that meddlin' cop -

oh, and that sudden drop from the 10 floor and all..

Posted by: Boswell at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (w2LAm)

437 I don't even know of any black-owned businesses. Does that mean I'm racist?

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (S1hrL)

438
You can even sell it through the mail.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2021 03:21 PM (1ISKN)


That's not exactly selling when the mail carrier takes it home with him.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

439 429 Hard to remake Highlander I think. OK, drag the character arc out across three movies. There's a lot of filler there.

I think it should have stayed at one movie.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (C+We0)

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Highlander is a neat idea, but executed rather horribly. I've heard the show gets the balance of humor and seriousness right, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

440 where does one go to sell this "junk silver"?
Posted by: AltonJackson

You can even sell it through the mail.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Most every "big" city will have a place that buys gold & silver.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (LwB8i)

441 379 Playing out about how I expected it to. Although I didn't have
"permanent occupying army surrounding the capitol" on the 2021 bingo
card, so i guess I didn't completely predict everything.

No shit - I figured they'd be surrounding us. Not themselves.
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Here's a couple of useful reference terms from the late Roman Empire to reference: bucellarii and bacaudae/bagaudae.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (W+kMI)

442 I read this morning that is has been put on hold.
Posted by: Inogame at February 01, 2021 03:21 PM (yVv6t)

Makes sense. That would be the prudent move.

Also, I would lock the CEO in a basement for a month or two and send someone else out to talk to the media who doesn't look like he's recording a hostage video every time he talks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (UPoLF)

443 Oh FFS. Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.

Why don't those racists want you buying from black-owned businesses the other 11 months?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (H5knJ)

444 Speculators provide liquidity to the market. That's the theory, anyhow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2021 03:11 PM (F0YaR)

Yeah, but most of the theory is crap. The problem they all run into is you end up with a massively abstracted market where ownership is a confusing muddle, and risk impossible to understand. That's what happened with the housing market. They were "providing liquidity" by bundling and reselling mortgages. In the end, no one knew who owned what or how much risk was involved. Really it was a giant skimming operation of by creating churn.

Posted by: WiNO at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (EpDzw)

445 The damage to the markets generally comes when the plays on the market are leveraged by borrowing without sufficient reserves to pay the piper if the bets go wrong.
Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:19 PM (pO7gM)

Bankruptcy and the difficulty of unwinding various obligations is 90% of the danger the world of finance presents to the real economy. Basically all kinds of important basic contracts like savings and credit cards are run through institutions that might also have entirely unrelated risk exposures.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

446 Soon...

So, comrade, you wish to invest in this... how you say "oil and natural gas company?" This is wrong think. Here is your approved list of market sectors you may invest in. Your social credit is not so good, ya? You may invest up to 1000 climate credits in:
- Biden Solar Industries
- Xi Sunshine Works and XPhones, LTD
- Amazon Climate Justice Fund
- Harris Electro-Suk Vehicles and Martial Aids

40 percent will be returned to the Government to be redistributed to aggrieved peoples of various genders, race and colors.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (3H9h1)

447 The hedge fund boys are like Johnny Caspar

when dey fix a fight, they want it stay fixed

Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (zZxh0)

448 I am still trying to figure out Christopher Lambert's accent. It's not French, or Swiss. It is just the weirdest generic foreigner accent. Nowhere near as good as Omar Sharif's generic foreigner.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (yQpMk)

449
Considering that both the John Wick movies and the Highlander movies are largely garbage, it seems like a match made in heaven.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

Both? So you are OK with one of the three?

Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (Ojki1)

450 How can I find out if a business is black-owned without sounding racist?
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Check the cars out in the parking lot, particularly the customizations on the cars in the Reserved spaces.
Posted by: Observer at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (C+evo)

If a business sells malt liquor, and/or hair weaves, and/or pirated dvds, it's black owned.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (oQ94s)

451 Looks like the movie set of Dr Zhivago out there but should venture out again.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2021 03:24 PM (Cxk7w)

452 "But just this month, the shortest of the year. Gotta keep those black businesses down you know"

- -

The only political thing I ever did was in college, replying to a letter to the editor in the student newspaper where the campus agitator was complaining about that very thing.

I opened up my letter saying that February may be the shortest month in the calendar year, but it's still 28 more days than "White History Month" gets. I also said that if he'd prefer, I'd spot him two days in January or March to make up for it.

I then dismantled his entire thesis about how business owners would prefer slaves over paid employees. Fun times. An Econ professor of mine passed out copies in his class.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at February 01, 2021 03:24 PM (C+We0)

453 437 I don't even know of any black-owned businesses. Does that mean I'm racist?
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Black owned businesses are just an idea.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 01, 2021 03:24 PM (UQ1wW)

454 The hedge fund boys are like Johnny Caspar

when dey fix a fight, they want it stay fixed
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (zZxh0)



It's a matter of ethics.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:24 PM (yQpMk)

455 Nood. Phoning it in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 01, 2021 03:24 PM (T7iTv)

456 448 I am still trying to figure out Christopher Lambert's accent. It's not French, or Swiss. It is just the weirdest generic foreigner accent. Nowhere near as good as Omar Sharif's generic foreigner.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (yQpMk)

=========

He's apparently French, not that you could guess by his voice.

I mostly remember him from Mortal Kombat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

457 443 Oh FFS. Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.

Why don't those racists want you buying from black-owned businesses the other 11 months?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (H5knJ)

Or racistly forcing them to open their stores and go to work during a pandemic.

Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 03:25 PM (Ojki1)

458 Yeah, but most of the theory is crap. The problem they all run into is you end up with a massively abstracted market where ownership is a confusing muddle, and risk impossible to understand. That's what happened with the housing market. They were "providing liquidity" by bundling and reselling mortgages. In the end, no one knew who owned what or how much risk was involved. Really it was a giant skimming operation of by creating churn.
Posted by: WiNO at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (EpDzw)

Mortgage backed securities aren't derivatives or leveraged positions, they're basically bonds. The particular issues at play are mostly intrinsic to banking and passing along risk by separating the originator from the investor. It wasn't all that different from a classic savings and loans crisis.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 03:25 PM (Zm+LZ)

459 Yeah, but most of the theory is crap. The problem they all run into is you end up with a massively abstracted market where ownership is a confusing muddle, and risk impossible to understand. That's what happened with the housing market. They were "providing liquidity" by bundling and reselling mortgages. In the end, no one knew who owned what or how much risk was involved. Really it was a giant skimming operation of by creating churn.
Posted by: WiNO at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (EpDzw)

I am kind of close to this position. I think shorting has it's place, but I also think that the market is SO easy to abuse and that there's something deeply unsettling about the idea that hedge funds can coordinate to put a company out of business by trying to destroy the value of their stock through massive shorts & media blitzes telling everyone to get out of a company because it's fucked and all the smart people know it's fucked, and thus creating a self fulfilling prophecy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:26 PM (UPoLF)

460 453 437 I don't even know of any black-owned businesses. Does that mean I'm racist?

just donate to the democrats

Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2021 03:26 PM (zZxh0)

461 Also, I would lock the CEO in a basement for a month or two and send someone else out to talk to the media who doesn't look like he's recording a hostage video every time he talks.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


The guy Musk raked over the coals? Dude is skeevy looking.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 03:26 PM (LwB8i)

462 449
Considering that both the John Wick movies and the Highlander movies are largely garbage, it seems like a match made in heaven.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

Both? So you are OK with one of the three?
Posted by: Bete at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (Ojki1)

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I like the first John Wick movie pretty well. The rest is a pain to sit through. If they were just endless action scenes for 100 minutes, that would be one thing. However the sequels are aimless attempts at world building that are pretty much the most boring attempts at storytelling I've seen from an "awesome" movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

463 426 The Capital siege fortifications will disappear as soon as whatever happens to DJT is done with.
ah. an optimist.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 01, 2021 03:27 PM (sGtp+)

464 He's apparently French, not that you could guess by his voice.


He's a French Guy, born in America, and raised in Switzerland.

It's probably a miracle he can speak at all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2021 03:27 PM (yQpMk)

465 nood anal probes

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 01, 2021 03:28 PM (UPoLF)

466 420 Where's the student debt thing at? I honestly haven't heard. Did hear Covid checks MAY be April. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2021 03:16 PM (LwB8i)

Oh, it's one of those things we don't really talk about anymore. During the transition, Biden said he never promised to cancel all student loan debt, and the media was like "yeah, that's true! He never used the word cancel!" and I think he did some EO about refinancing loans when / if they turn back on. (they're all still paused due to the pandemic).
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Somebody may want to remind the Obummer retreads standing behind the old man puppet in the Oval Office that weasel-wording their way out of campaign promises/donatives is no way to build support with the masses/legions. Just sayin'.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2021 03:28 PM (W+kMI)

467
thanks, all

apparently, I need to get out more

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2021 03:28 PM (GvddH)

468 Basically all kinds of important basic contracts like savings and credit cards are run through institutions that might also have entirely unrelated risk exposures.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at February 01, 2021 03:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

And that's why banks and insurance companies were generally prevented from participating in anything exotic. If Cohen wants to blow his billions, fine. You don't get to play with people's saving accounts and get bailed out when you make a mistake.

Posted by: WiNO at February 01, 2021 03:28 PM (EpDzw)

469 Shorting is a fine. Shorting 140% of a company is corrupt as fuck and should be illegal.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at February 01, 2021 03:29 PM (hJYXR)

470 "What do we see?" I asked again. We've been studying diversity and discrimination in the United States; my students were ready. What did they see? They saw a white man in a puffy jacket and huge mittens, distant not only in his social distancing, but in his demeanor and attire.

We took in the meaning of the day, the vulnerability of democracy, the power of ritual, traditions and the peaceful transition of power.

We talked about gender and the possible meanings of the attire chosen by Vice President Kamala Harris, Dr. Jill Biden, the Biden grandchildren, Michelle Obama, Amanda Gorman and others. We referenced the female warriors inspiring these women, the colors of their educational degrees and their monochromatic ensembles of pure power.

And there, across all of our news and social media feeds, was Bernie: Bernie memes, Bernie sweatshirts, endless love for Bernie. I puzzled and fumed as an individual as I strove to be my best possible teacher. What did I see? What did I think my students should see? A wealthy, incredibly well-educated and -privileged white man, showing up for perhaps the most important ritual of the decade, in a puffy jacket and huge mittens.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2021 03:29 PM (dNzKv)

471 Y'all thinking silver, do keep in mind Citadel has the fourth largest position on that metal.

RWB knows.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Time to sign on with the Crimson Permanent Assurance at February 01, 2021 03:30 PM (OUMaO)

472 445 RedTurbanGuy,
I totally agree. Taleb in his Black Swan book touched on this situation.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:30 PM (pO7gM)

473 471 Brother Tim,
Citadel is reportedly long on silver fwiw. Not short. From reading the WSB posts, it is not those folks driving this and the supposed play is an ETF, not physical silver.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2021 03:33 PM (pO7gM)

474 Oh FFS. Just got an alert on my phone reminding me to buy from black-owned businesses this month.
........

I didn't budget for hookers and blow this month.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2021 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

475 Butt-rapping is our job.

Posted by: Mika S. Otter at February 01, 2021 03:35 PM (DMUuz)

476 >>> Considering that both the John Wick movies and the Highlander movies are largely garbage, it seems like a match made in heaven.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, paying for my sins on the Scorsese streets at February 01, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

BURN THE HERETIC!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2021 03:35 PM (l2tj9)

477 373 361 ... the Dark Ages...

Yes. My husband has been saying that for a couple of months now.
Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2021 03:11 PM (S1hrL)

Time to emulate the Irish monasteries in the last Dark Ages, who preserved the great works of the past so they would be available to future generations. (Remember that best-selling book, How the Irish Saved Civilization, back when that was considered a good thing?) This is why you should try to keep some hard copies (not just digital downloads or whatever) of your favorite books, movies, albums, etc. When the power goes out, you won't be able to access that streaming service or cloud drive.

Posted by: Catoi at February 01, 2021 03:36 PM (viged)

478 I don't even know of any black-owned businesses. Does that mean I'm racist?

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2021 03:22 PM (S1hrL)

There's a BBQ place by me, but that might be racist anyway.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 01, 2021 03:37 PM (88+cf)

479 It appears the overall market thinks the hedge funds can go f themselves.

DOW up _0.86%
NASDAQ up _2.59%
S&P 500 up _1.66%

Posted by: Braenyard, Patriot dog at February 01, 2021 03:38 PM (nDTNp)

480 (How the Irish Saved Civilization, back when that was
considered a good thing?) ..........
Posted by: Catoi at February 01, 2021 03:36 PM (viged)

I thought that was about the whisky.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 01, 2021 03:39 PM (88+cf)

481 23 no one was supposed to bet against them. that's the grift. they are all in on it and get a taste. why didn't a different hedge fund fuck Melvin?
Posted by: x4 at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (0tE/i)

THIS! Constitutes sufficient probable cause to believe a gentlemen's agreement exists among the big players to not take advantage of a fellow short player's reckless position. Of the many revelations of this episode, this revelation is one of the most enlightening.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 01, 2021 03:40 PM (hKi6n)

482 Right. Hedge funds are "small to medium sized companies"

No, they're not.

They ARE billionaire's excess money given to some little fucktard to gamble with on the stock market, and, as it turns out, they just demonstrated that it isn't really "gambling" when their position is backed up by the house.

Posted by: deadrody at February 01, 2021 03:51 PM (V9901)

483 480 (How the Irish Saved Civilization, back when that was
considered a good thing?) ..........
Posted by: Catoi at February 01, 2021 03:36 PM (viged)

I thought that was about the whisky.
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 01, 2021 03:39 PM (88+cf)

No, those were the Scots.

Posted by: Catoi at February 01, 2021 03:52 PM (viged)

484 The moral issue here is "insurable interest".

It is not moral for you to buy fire insurance on my house, because you might burn it down to profit.

It is nor moral for you to buy life insurance on a stranger, because you might kill him for profit.

Similarly, it is not moral to bet against someone else's business and then act to destroy it for profit.

Thankfully, the moral concept of insurable interest was considered in the evolution of insurance law. Evidently not so in the law concerning stock trading. Maybe it time to do so.

Posted by: Bill Lever at February 01, 2021 04:01 PM (l0cIL)

485 Redditors:

To the MOON ...ALICE!

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2021 04:06 PM (C4Zuc)

486 Cartoon "good guys" & "bad guys" are main ingredients of modern Narrative in an enstupidated country. Doesn't really need to apply to Left or Right, it's an ethos, Dude.

Though it is funny to see them complain about stock market rumormongers, which is of course SO different from what journalisming is. I guess it's superior in that the Wall Street sharps at least expect to be compensated in money, instead of social-media bragging rights for 1 week.

Hail Ants

Posted by: Swamposphere at February 01, 2021 04:10 PM (2tNBH)

487 Right. Its a different type of corruption, but no less corrupt. People are suckers for putting money in a bank, because the money people drive interest rates into the ground.

Meanwhile, the concept of saving money is almost completely lost, and instead everyone is driven into the world of being a gambler. Or worse, they lose all concept of the value of money. In a myriad of ways
Posted by: BurtTC at February

So just because I may choose to put my money in a bank to get a piddling 1-2% puts it at the same level as me buying stock in a company, supporting that company, and then having some money manager lend my stock out to his asshole buddy (probably for a kickback) so he can screw my investment.

Totally the same. You have no sense of ethics.

Posted by: Loki at February 01, 2021 04:11 PM (KqiMr)

488 #484

Thank you for that.
I'm mostly here for the snark.

But occasionally I learn something.

To your point.There was a flurry of activity over 'janitor's' insurance a decade ago? Corporation buys insurance on replaceable workers lives.

It was unseemly because the janitors family didn't get the proceeds the corporation did.

What happened to that?

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2021 04:11 PM (C4Zuc)

489 Vegas doesn't pay for the glitz by losing money.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2021 04:14 PM (C4Zuc)

490 why didn't a different hedge fund fuck Melvin?
Posted by: x4

What makes you think they're not?
Posted by: MarkY at February 01, 2021 02:17 PM (i022r)

I saw a claim with evidence that a half dozen had done just that.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2021 04:21 PM (eoQWY)

491 Cartoon "good guys" & "bad guys" are main ingredients of modern Narrative in an enstupidated country. Doesn't really need to apply to Left or Right, it's an ethos, Dude.

Though it is funny to see them complain about stock market rumormongers, which is of course SO different from what journalisming is. I guess it's superior in that the Wall Street sharps at least expect to be compensated in money, instead of social-media bragging rights for 1 week.

Hail Ants

Posted by: Swamposphere at February 01, 2021 04:10 PM (2tNBH)

Even in cartoon terms, the Hedge funders are bad guys. Their acts remove money from the pockets of the original investors, and if successful at driving the company under will lose jobs all across the nation.

Their opponents, even in the worst case, just give money so that GameStop can try and right its business model. Screwing over the sharks is just a bonus.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2021 04:23 PM (eoQWY)

492 Look, let me clue people in. Robinhood offered free trading. What have we learned when the internet offers something for "free"? That they are taking and selling your information to make a profit.

Robinhood was backed by citadel. Why? Robinhood takes the information on your trades, and passes it off to citadel, so they can make the same trades slightly faster than you. It is called "front running". It should be more accurately called "stealing." They use you trades to manipulate things to their advantage. Gamestop screwed with this formula - and started costing Citadel a LOT of money. hence they yanked the chain of Robinhood.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 01, 2021 05:12 PM (EwPKb)

493 Also worthy of note - hedge funds serve a purpose because they kill the weak firms leaving the strong to survive. But on that logic, aren't the redditers also serving a purpose, in punishing hedge funds that get too greedy?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 01, 2021 05:13 PM (EwPKb)

494 you could stop this shit overnight 1) must own any stock you sell 2) must hold that stock 24 hours.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 01, 2021 05:16 PM (EwPKb)

495 Oh, and a mandatory tax of $0.10 per trade for any stock.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 01, 2021 05:18 PM (EwPKb)

496 To short over 100% of issued stock is analogous to buying a $3,000,000 life insurance policy on a 58 year-old housewife. Change my mind.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 01, 2021 07:51 PM (0V/8D)

497 No! Wait! It's a $3,000,00 life insurance policy on a 58 year-old housewife and you're the husband screwing your side piece. Change my mind.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 01, 2021 07:53 PM (0V/8D)

498 Psaki on Yellen: "We have a broad economic team in place."
I see what you did there.

Posted by: Yankee Doodler at February 02, 2021 09:42 AM (1G7pn)

499 Of course there are good guys and bad guys! Don't believe me? Look up Tucker Carlson, Nevada, Cabella, Peter Singer.

This hedgefund tried to destroy a company to line their pockets. Let's not mince words that's what shortselling is. The other guys fucked them over when they tried to make bank and now the billionaires who tried to destroy hundreds if not thousands of jobs are going broke!

Posted by: Ben(the original) at February 02, 2021 12:46 PM (ZsJvP)

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