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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Ace of Spades Pet ThreadHi, This is Ripley, my new pupper. She's a Beabull (1/2 Beagle, 1/2 English Bulldog). My beloved BoTerrier Guinness shuffled off this mortal coil in September leaving us dog-less for the first time in 28 years. I applied for several bulldog rescues but had no luck. Then I found this little lass right before Thanksgiving. She's the most docile, easy going dog I've ever owned. Our 3 cats do not share that opinion as they're scurrying for the safety of the high cabinets to escape the rampaging puppy. Thanks for the AOS Pet Thread. It's a weekly reader. - JohnORipley has a unique background. And as if you didn't know it, he's adorable. Sorry to hear about your pup Guiness passing. But Ripley looks like he keeps your mind off your loss. Thanks for sharing today. This is my Boykin Spaniel “Chief”. This Little Brown Dog is a great retriever and companion. He has given me years of fun and is the picture of loyalty. - MichaelChief certainly is photogenic besides being a great retriever and companion. Do you use him hunting or does he retrieve other items? Definitely a cute spaniel. Thanks for your contribution today. Hello! Long time lurker here! This is my sweet boy Monty. He’s the most social, sweet boy I have ever known. He’s Richard Dawson on Family Feud (dating myself, I know). He’s ruled the roost for 9.5 years. I simply adore him. He was born on the 4th of July, and is one patriotic pup! Plus, he’ll happily wear party hats if treats are involved! Love the pet thread; thank you! - Donna Well, at least he isn't Newkirk . Great photo of your dog and green grass. So how do you keep the hats on that handsome doggeh? Thanks for taking the time to submit Monty's story. This is my friend Jimbro's new puppy, Ollie. From what I gather, he looks worried because he's moving into a home with two other dogs and doesn't know what's what just yet. I hope by the time you see this Oillie is settled in and part of the pack. - Sobek PunditOur contributor is a regular and I have one thing to say. I wish I could sketch half as good as you do. Thank you for gracing the Pet Thread with your God given talents. Good luck to Ollie. is is Bella, our 8 year old seal point ragdoll. Like most ragdolls, she's very docile and loves attention. Our normally cat-hating GSD will snuggle with her on the couch sometimes. - PabloDMy oh my, what beautiful blue eyes Bella has. I can understand why your dog snuggles with her, she's a beautiful kitteh. Thanks so much for sharing. Hello! Long time lurker and seldom poster Thecommander here! Here are two of our three beauties! The black kitty is a stray we just recently took in, uniquely named Little Black Cat, or LBC for short. The regal white kitty is Beam. He is named for Jim Beam, as he hails from KY like the beverage! Love the pet thread - keep up the awesome work! Holy blackness Thecommander. That is one beautiful black cat. I wonder how wonderful that coat will be after hanging with you for awhile. Beam is a very regal kitteh indeed. Thanks for sharing with us today. Hello, I wanted to submit my German Shepherd girl, Indiana "Indy" for the pet thread. My wife and I are from Indiana, and thought it was a great name (and from a great movie series). Indy is 14 weeks old, and is from an unwanted litter of puppies. Her mother is a pure White German Shepherd, and her father is darker like Indy is. - Nick in TallahasseeI have to say that GSD pups are one of the cutest pups there are. Love those big perky ears. Unfortunately they grow into them too fast. Good luck with her and may she live a long and healthy life. Another Saturday of great pets and their people. Thank you for sharing with us today. It's nice to escape the world and enjoy these critters for a while. We are getting to all of the pet photos, so if you submitted something recently please be patient. Your pet will be a PetMoron. If you have something you wish to share you can reach us here at petmorons at gmail dot com. Until next Saturday have a great week! Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2021 03:03 PM (mht8P) 2
Nice Pets Y'all!...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2021 03:06 PM (R/m4+) 3
Critters!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2021 03:11 PM (kTF2Z) Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 03:11 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2021 03:13 PM (ju2Fy) 6
FAV THREAD THANKS
Posted by: vizzy at January 30, 2021 03:15 PM (R/9t3) 7
All great photos-and the beabull makes you just want to hug him. I was once in the hospital where a young nurse was enthused by her new beabull, but I didn't know what that was. Now I know. The shepherd pup is very sweet too.
I hope the poster CN is enjoying her new pup which I believe she was excited about picking up today. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 03:17 PM (VP4Cd) 8
Happy Caturday to all the pets and their families
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2021 03:18 PM (Cxk7w) 9
We use MS Teams where I work and we usually leave the camera off during telcons. The only time I'll turn mine on is when a cat jumps into my lap or onto my desk. I've got an external webcam so I'm able to strategically position it for maximum feline content.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 30, 2021 03:20 PM (DTX3h) 10
Collie on a sled. LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 03:20 PM (VP4Cd) 11
Happy Caturday!
Gorgeous pet morons. Our fur friends are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy. Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2021 03:21 PM (U2p+3) 12
For that helpful Zoom preparation picture, I didn't see a dispenser for Jergens on the desk.
Posted by: Observer at January 30, 2021 03:21 PM (C+evo) 13
Dog with no name could be in a Stevie Nicks music video. stand back
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 30, 2021 03:22 PM (PUmDY) 14
Hey, hey! More adorable moranimals!
Love the pic of Ripley. He begs for cuddles. Posted by: navybrat, curiously enlightened at January 30, 2021 03:24 PM (w7KSn) 15
Anyone else think the Boykin Spaniel looks a bit like the alien from Predator? No? Ok, just me then.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2021 03:25 PM (kTF2Z) 16
I haven't had cat problems until recently. Fanny the cat did not get along with my springer Gary. She's now spending her time out in the house again. Yesterday, she decided to start walking over my keyboard while I was working. I convinced her that it was a bad idea. The dogs are well behaved unless there is a delivery. I've found people are very accepting of office pets these days.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 30, 2021 03:27 PM (YynYJ) 17
Nope the Boykin Spaniel looks like he needs a ton of treats and belly scratches to take that sad look off his adorable puppy face.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi-Not my POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, FBI... at January 30, 2021 03:28 PM (USW1s) 18
For that helpful Zoom preparation picture, I didn't see a dispenser for Jergens on the desk.
Posted by: Observer at January 30, 2021 03:21 PM Also, no one is masked! Posted by: Karen at January 30, 2021 03:29 PM (DMUuz) 19
Poor kitty!
If we're brutally honest with ourselves, we'd acknowledge that this lockdown and work from home world has been profoundly unfair to our pets. Our egos won't allow us to contemplate that the 9 or so hours we're away from home, five days a week, are a tremendous relief to our pets. The fact they must endure our presence all day and all night... what a massively selfish thing we're doing. Not at all considering how blissful it is for them when we're not home. I tend to think of when we're home as being their job. They never get a day off now. Never. Until we go shopping, or unless we go on vacation. And then people are heartless enough subject their poor animals to always taking them along, everywhere. It's so sad. We're shitty. Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 03:34 PM (oQ94s) 20
Well, Logan has been gone three weeks now. Tomorrow, we drive all the way down to Graham WA to look at a GSD litter that has 3 girls for us to choose from. They're 4 weeks old, I think.
Dunno how I'm going to feel about it but figured it can't hurt to at least meet them. Logan was such a good dog, we're going to get two pups in his place. I hope they look as good as Indy. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 30, 2021 03:35 PM (uxJPn) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2021 03:35 PM (VVEnO) 22
I've found people are very accepting of office pets these days.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 30, 2021 03:27 PM (YynYJ) What a terrifying thought. When we do go back to work, how many of us are going to be insisting on bringing our animals in with us. Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 03:38 PM (oQ94s) 23
Ripley is looking at the camera as if saying, "c'mon man, can't you put the phone down and give a fella a treat?"
At least that what ours would say... man, I've got to get her pic submitted. Great thread as always.. thanks. Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2021 03:39 PM (+ldAm) 24
Hope they are good ones, Mark! Really loved my GSD but he was extremely protective.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 30, 2021 03:39 PM (YynYJ) 25
When I saw Ripley I was thinking his name should be Spike from the old Warner Bros cartoons.
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 30, 2021 03:41 PM (necEF) 26
I hope the poster CN is enjoying her new pup which I believe she was excited about picking up today. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 03:17 PM (VP4Cd) Nope. At the last half hour, the family reclaimed the pupper and announced the transfer to the UK was cancelled. They will remain in NJ. This is probably great for the doggo who was reported to be unhappy in foster, but sad for me. Worse still, I told another agency that I had a time to pick up a pet, so was removed from the list. It sucks. I am now waitlisted for a few breeders, which also sucks, and I will keep looking, which sucks as now the rescues are calling pitbulls "small-under 20lbs" and putting pink bows on them, which only fools the absolutely insane. I sent the new dog bed, etc back to Chewy. Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 03:42 PM (ONvIw) 27
Are seal point ragdolls related to Siamese kittehs?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2021 03:43 PM (ju2Fy) 28
Lovely pets today!
Well after losing out or being rejected for seven different rescue kitties, I gave up and put down a deposit for a purebred kitten! KA-ching! but at least the breeders really like me (and my wallet) ... I'm excited and not even worried about "raising a kitten" any longer. Burt you crack me up - I hope you weren't serious?!?! Anyway that's why Chows are great. They don't care if we're here or not here pretty much. They are excellent at fully ignoring us. Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 03:43 PM (j9HX3) 29
CN I feel you
the rescue thing - it's really rough! I also have a deposit for a puppy down - I've been on that list for 6 months now. not their fault - having trouble with the breedings. it happens. This is why I love the damned Amish. supposedly they're Evil and Heartless with their pet breeding but honestly they are just .. they treat them like pets, and are pragmatists. there are good and bad Amish breeders and it's pretty easy to tell the difference. almost everyone I know now gets their cats and dogs from Lancaster County. It's the only way! unless you want to ship a dog from eastern europe! not even kidding! Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 03:46 PM (j9HX3) 30
19 It's so sad. We're shitty.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2021 03:34 PM (oQ94s) /Spock eyebrow Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 30, 2021 03:47 PM (DTX3h) 31
Ace the Golden on the roof brought back a memory. I slept on the top bunk as a child. Dixie would leap up to sleep with me. We got a 2nd dog who was not able to leap like that. But he wanted to be with her and me so he taught himself to scramble up the ladder. This was in the stone ages before smart phones with video so no pics or video of it.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 03:47 PM (Aashi) 32
Indy is going to have to do some growing into those ears.
Also, the article on the snack food tray displays. I am sorry, my dog would eat a regular hors dourves tray with the cold cuts and cheese in half a second the minute your back was turned. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 03:47 PM (lmikk) 33
With my team dogs barking on a zoom call is just a thing now. Nobody really cares, just part of the new world. It is funny though how the FedEx guy always comes during calls. It is Newtons little known 4th Law of morion.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 30, 2021 03:49 PM (8rCaa) 34
unless you want to ship a dog from eastern europe! not even kidding!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 03:46 PM (j9HX3) Kid #2 had one shipped from a top breeder in Korea. So I understand. I want to adopt, my last few were rescues, and I was very pleased. I'm on a couple of lists through AKC, but that may take a while, and honestly I'd prefer an adult. Another problem is that the breeds most available on AKC are breeds I really don't want do to overbreeding and health issues. Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 03:51 PM (ONvIw) 35
I made the huge mistake of getting a puppy when the lockdown first started
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 30, 2021 03:53 PM (PUmDY) 36
The dog food snack trays are preposterous. Any dog I have known would demolish these things and make the maitre d' look like an asshole.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 30, 2021 03:55 PM (03n3v) 37
Actually, I'm friends with a woman that raises chows. I have no idea what she charges. She has pups but they may be sold. Anyone want me to check with her?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 30, 2021 03:55 PM (YynYJ) 38
Beautiful pictures of the pets this week!
Posted by: Nan at January 30, 2021 03:55 PM (tXYtV) 39
I know there are good breeders out there. But there are bad ones too. I hate the idea that only the rich should be able to afford purebreds and the rest of us should rescue pitbulls. I miss the time when people could get a lab or a cocker and not pay big dollars for one.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 30, 2021 03:58 PM (YynYJ) 40
(((HUGS))) CN. It's a good thing that most dogs are getting adopted rather than euthanized or stuck in shelters for many months but it sure does make it hard to just adopt one at this time.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 03:58 PM (Aashi) 41
39 I know there are good breeders out there. But there are bad ones too. I hate the idea that only the rich should be able to afford purebreds and the rest of us should rescue pitbulls. I miss the time when people could get a lab or a cocker and not pay big dollars for one.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 30, 2021 03:58 PM (YynYJ) Well no pitbull for me. Many small breeds would be great, but no pitbulls ever. The rescues have done their best to discourage new breeders, so you have a few good ones left and mostly nowhere in the NE part of the country (unless you want the really popular breeds, which are starting to suffer from inbreeding and overbreeding). Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 04:03 PM (ONvIw) 42
It's a good thing that most dogs are getting adopted
rather than euthanized or stuck in shelters for many months but it sure does make it hard to just adopt one at this time. Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 03:58 PM (Aashi) When the local dog track closed down (thank you, "animal rights" people) they needed to find forever homes for about 400 dogs. I think they had about 550 applications. Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 04:05 PM (45fpk) 43
Happy Pet Thread Day.
Some Mf'er dumped 5 Aussie/Heeler pups on the side of the road. My friend found them and they have all been homed. My gosh, they were so cute. Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:09 PM (XpDSF) 44
40 (((HUGS))) CN. It's a good thing that most dogs are getting adopted rather than euthanized or stuck in shelters for many months but it sure does make it hard to just adopt one at this time.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2021 03:58 PM (Aashi) If I wanted a pitbull I could have my choice, same with sickly or snappy chihuahuas (the only dog that ever bit me was a snappy chihuahua and they say "no kids" for that reason). The subterfuge with the pits is crazy. Calling them "lab mixes" or "bullies" or just "mix breed" but obviously mostly pitbull is disconcerting to me. Just no, and it makes me suspicious of the agency. Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 04:09 PM (ONvIw) 45
Very happy to finally be out of KungFlu quarantine this morning. If I've learned anything from the experience of being locked in my house for 10-days it's that I am not an indoor cat (see how I related this to the pet thread???)
The feeling of cool air and sunshine on my face when taking-out the trash and recycling this morning was enough to rejuvenate my soul. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 30, 2021 04:10 PM (zWl33) 46
people) they needed to find forever homes for about 400 dogs. I think they had about 550 applications.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 04:05 PM (45fpk) Wife's former boss rescued a greyhound that was going to be put down because she wasn't winning enough. She was an absolute sweetheart, and lived another decade. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 30, 2021 04:10 PM (x8Wzq) 47
Wife's former boss rescued a greyhound that was
going to be put down because she wasn't winning enough. She was an absolute sweetheart, and lived another decade. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 30, 2021 04:10 PM (x8Wzq) I've had a lot of different dogs, and I worked for a veterinarian for a good number of years. I have to say, greyhounds are the sweetest sweetest dogs in the world. Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 04:12 PM (45fpk) 48
Beautiful pets, as always. The feralish kitty I'm adopting got delayed until next Friday, but she'll be getting all checked up and out. Her name is "Pretty Girl" and I may keep it if she seems to like it.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2021 04:13 PM (KAi1n) 49
Bowie had songs about cats and dogs
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 30, 2021 04:14 PM (PUmDY) 50
The person(s) that dumped the blue heelers needs beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2021 04:14 PM (+CUgm) 51
What grammie said. I have had two greyhounds and they were the sweetest things ever. One would catch rabbits for the both of us. I'd get one and Maggie would get one.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:16 PM (XpDSF) 52
43 Happy Pet Thread Day.
Some Mf'er dumped 5 Aussie/Heeler pups on the side of the road. My friend found them and they have all been homed. My gosh, they were so cute. Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:09 PM (XpDSF) That is good news. The best dogs ever. I am only going from an example of one, but he is pretty awesome. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 04:17 PM (lmikk) 53
Aetius, they really are. They sure love having a job.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:20 PM (XpDSF) 54
Lady at the hotel had an Italian Greyhound. Real skittish, but sweet once she got to know you a bit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2021 04:20 PM (+CUgm) 55
That is good news. The best dogs ever. I am only going from an example of one, but he is pretty awesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 04:17 PM (lmikk) Neighbor has one and pup makes a very good companion for him. Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 04:21 PM (ONvIw) 56
What grammie said. I have had two greyhounds and they were the sweetest things ever. One would catch rabbits for the both of us. I'd get one and Maggie would get one.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:16 PM (XpDSF) Funny, I was given to believe that greyhounds are actually somewhat difficult as pets, sorta like huskies who need far more activity than most owners can properly provide. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 30, 2021 04:22 PM (zWl33) 57
One of the four feral cats that we are feeding was talking to me last night around 3:30 am. We sleep with a window open and he was out there telling me the food bowl was empty. That, or it was trying to draw me out of the house for nefarious reasons.
Hope to domesticate at least a couple of them. Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 30, 2021 04:22 PM (necEF) Posted by: vizzy at January 30, 2021 04:24 PM (R/9t3) 59
Dr. Boom, They are the biggest couch potatoes going. They have limited spurts of energy and then it's nap time.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:25 PM (XpDSF) 60
Funny, I was given to believe that greyhounds are actually somewhat difficult as pets, sorta like huskies who need far more activity than most owners can properly provide.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 30, 2021 04:22 PM (zWl33 They like a good sprint, but I have no suitable fencing for that. The local rescue demands a 6ft high fence for greyhound adoptions, and a home check to verify this. Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 04:26 PM (ONvIw) 61
Neighbor has one and pup makes a very good companion for him.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 04:21 PM (ONvIw) Biggest thing I have noticed about the breed but did not realize would be both a plus and a minus. Territorial. Ajax is pretty damn territorial about other dogs who pee or poop in the areas we frequent. The plus side of that is that he does not seem to be one to run off. The couple of times he has gotten off the leash in the neighborhoods we have been in, if I am with him, he will always keep me in sight range and if I move to go back in, he will run after me. When he was staying at my parents, they accidently let him out when they were going to the store. He was there for two hours alone and would not leave the yard. Also would not let any kids IN the front yard. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 04:26 PM (lmikk) 62
Funny, I was given to believe that greyhounds are
actually somewhat difficult as pets, sorta like huskies who need far more activity than most owners can properly provide. Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 30, 2021 04:22 PM (zWl33) Not at all. They sleep more than a college freshman, and only need to race around about 4 minutes every other day. In fact, they make good pets for people in apartments or condos, as long as there is a park nearby where they can do their racing. Seriously about 7 minutes max. Then they spend the rest of the night watching television on the couch. Posted by: grammie winger at January 30, 2021 04:27 PM (45fpk) 63
Good afternoon, Horde,
The COVID globalist bad guys want everyone feeling isolated, lonely, desperate, and down. But our good dogs and cats (birds, guinea pigs, every critter) love us. How cool is that? Posted by: callsign claymore at January 30, 2021 04:29 PM (7mnFX) 64
So greyhound might not need a 6ft fence. I have a park very nearby with ample space for a good sprint, but was told no. Grandson thought a greyhound would be great, so I looked into this. All the rescues think a pit would be perfect.."how about the one in the green tulle tutu?"
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 04:30 PM (ONvIw) 65
Heh - appreciate the horde putting me to knowledge on greyhounds!
They sleep more than a college freshman - awesome visual. Thanks! Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 30, 2021 04:33 PM (zWl33) 66
Particularly good looking group of pets submitted this week.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 04:34 PM (2DOZq) 67
CN, take a look at the Big Dogs/Huge Paws website.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:34 PM (XpDSF) 68
20 -- I wish I could take the one girl you won't get. Unfortunately, the XO and I are too old to tackle a GSD puppy again. That's a fifteen year commitment we just don't believe we can fulfill. Good luck with your two new girls. I hope they give you as much love and joy as our GSD gave us. Also, I admire your optimism. Murph the Smurf almost did us in all by herself. I can't imagine raising two of them at the same time.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Bitterly clinging to the deplorable life at January 30, 2021 04:34 PM (cLSW1) 69
The Beabull looks like it got all the virtues and none of the vices of those two breeds.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 04:35 PM (2DOZq) 70
Little Black Cat and Beam are great-looking creatures! LBC in fact looks much like my big black Wolf. Longhairs really are the best. And the Ragdoll is fantastic. I used to say they all had a rather vacant expression, but that must have been only some of the pics I saw, because Bella looks very aware of herself and her kingdom.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 04:38 PM (lSpWa) 71
Chihuahuas are a one person dog. They are hard to re-home.
Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 04:41 PM (2DOZq) 72
The feralish kitty I'm adopting got delayed until next Friday, but she'll be getting all checked up and out. Her name is "Pretty Girl" and I may keep it if she seems to like it.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2021 *** I wondered if you'd gotten to meet her yet. Pics maybe next week, or at least you'll regale us with some stories, I hope? The "How to Prepare for a Zoom Meeting" is pretty accurate. Wolf or Chekov D. Siberian managed to get partly on camera in one of my meetings last year -- you could just see a feathery black tail off the edge of the screen. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 04:41 PM (lSpWa) 73
67 CN, take a look at the Big Dogs/Huge Paws website.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:34 PM (XpDSF) Many beautiful dogs! A bit too far away. My husband's best friend from grade school had two Newfies and they were wonderful pets. I used to watch them at my house when the family was on vacation. So sweet. Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 04:41 PM (ONvIw) 74
Are seal point ragdolls related to Siamese kittehs?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2021 *** Himalayans are -- they are a mix (long ago, now) of Siamese and Persian. Ragdolls have the genes for points, but don't have that flat Persian face. Perhaps they are an offshoot of Himalayans? Not sure. Ragdolls got their name because, the story goes, the cats relaxed to the point of limpness when picked up. ("I'm sorry! I broke your cat!") Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 04:45 PM (lSpWa) 75
Cat question:
We have an adult cat with a persistent "cough" or "hack" that will not go away. Vet says it's a hairball and recommended some tube paste the cat will lick off its paw that is supposed to help pass the ball. We've been at this for 3 weeks, and 3 quarters of tube is gone with no relief for the cat. Cat is on Iams Proactive Health Hairball Reduction dry food. Suggestions? Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 30, 2021 04:47 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: Mr.Meeseeks, Look at me at January 30, 2021 04:50 PM (2DOZq) 77
The maintenance people at my apartment dump needed to replace a ceiling tile. The guy first came in, but reported that one of my cats was trying to get out. So Miss Linda popped Wolf, the probable culprit, into his carrier, and left him until later when she could come sit with the cats. When the maintenance man showed up, he plainly was afraid of Wolf, who is a *big* cat anyway and all black. He said, "I remember that one from 4 years ago. I guess I'll be okay while you're here."
You'd think my cat was a pitbull or something. Wolf doesn't hiss or growl. How could someone be afraid of a *cat*? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 04:50 PM (lSpWa) 78
Pentagon halts plan to offer COVID-19 vaccinations to Gitmo detainees, amid backlash
Too bad old Joe. Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2021 04:51 PM (mpXpK) 79
Martini Farmer - get (the cat) an MRI or X-ray as appropriate.
Wolfus - was going to visit her yesterday, but because of the timing with getting her shots updated and such, I can't get her until next week so because it's a bit of a schlep (not in S.F.), I'll wait and make 1 trip. I'll post pics of her and the other 4 kittehs I've seen in the backyard. I might take up catspotting. Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2021 04:52 PM (KAi1n) 80
Well after losing out or being rejected for seven different rescue kitties, I gave up and put down a deposit for a purebred kitten!
KA-ching! but at least the breeders really like me (and my wallet) ... I'm excited and not even worried about "raising a kitten" any longer. . . . Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 *** Great! What breed? A Maine Coon or Siberian, by any chance? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 04:53 PM (lSpWa) Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 04:53 PM (lmikk) 82
BO, why were you rejected by the rescues? I am fricking surprised by this, especially for cats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 04:55 PM (lmikk) 83
Wolfus, it can happen. A good friend had her cat attack her out of the clear blue, she had to hide in a closet until her husband came home. This cat had never been mistreated a day in it's life.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:56 PM (XpDSF) 84
I am now waitlisted for a few breeders, which also sucks, and I will keep looking, which sucks as now the rescues are calling pitbulls "small-under 20lbs" and putting pink bows on them, which only fools the absolutely insane. I sent the new dog bed, etc back to Chewy.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 03:42 PM (ONvIw) ************ I am having the same problem, CN. There is nothing at the rescues except for pit bulls and chihuahuas. I am looking for a parti cocker spaniel or a small spaniel since the last of my girls passed away in October. I am now using my friends Facebook account because Facebook is the only way to get the dog you want. I wanted to get a 2-3 yr. old dog, but it looks like I will probably have to get a puppy and be on the wait list. What breed are you looking for? Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2021 04:57 PM (NpAcC) 85
83 Wolfus, it can happen. A good friend had her cat attack her out of the clear blue, she had to hide in a closet until her husband came home. This cat had never been mistreated a day in it's life.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:56 PM (XpDSF) Well cats are PURE concentrated EVIL, but I have never been afraid of one. Except when I was a kid with my uncle's cat, Boston. That one would slice a bitch as easily as look at you. Made it interesting when I was spending the summer at my grandparents, reclining in a chair and the cat decided to sit on my chest. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 04:58 PM (lmikk) 86
Wolfus, it can happen. A good friend had her cat attack her out of the clear blue, she had to hide in a closet until her husband came home. This cat had never been mistreated a day in it's life.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 *** Her *own* cat? Remarkable. Well, a cat, even a big one, can be fended off with a broom or other long device. And the maintenance guy was big and tall, wearing jeans and boots, so it's not like he was in shorts and Wolf could sink his fangs or claws into a bare leg. To me, a pet animal attacking his own people suggests that the animal is sick. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 05:00 PM (lSpWa) 87
Do squirrels chase each other when they get horny? Just watched one chase another around the yard. And now the beautiful silver/gray cat is back. I love watching the fauna that's coming around the backyard recently.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2021 05:00 PM (KAi1n) 88
I found 2 kittens that were about one day old. Raised them on a bottle. One of them decided she hated the guy that delivered my feed. She would jump on the truck and slap at him when he reached for a sack. I had to put her in the house when he was going to make a delivery.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 05:02 PM (XpDSF) 89
If you raise a Pit Bull from a puppy and do not mistreat it they make good dogs. But the people who like to fight dogs mistreat the Hell out of them to make them mean.
Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2021 05:03 PM (mpXpK) 90
Answers/Comments about hairball cat:
> grass: she turned her nose up at it. That was our first non-medicinal thought. Might revisit that tho'. > MRI/X-ray: did that upon vet visit 3 weeks ago. Diagnosis was hairball. Cat is obese, so that probably doesn't help either. Have been reducing her food intake, but like a crack addict she get's "testy." Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 30, 2021 05:05 PM (3H9h1) 91
Cat is obese, so that probably doesn't help either. Have been reducing her food intake, but like a crack addict she get's "testy."
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 30, 2021 05:05 PM (3H9h1) Cover the grass in gravy. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2021 05:06 PM (lmikk) 92
I think squirrels just chase each other for the fun of it.
Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2021 05:07 PM (mpXpK) 93
84 Spitz types, non toy terriers, or even a dachshund. When I was told the Spitz was mine, I turned down a Norfolk terrier. Double bad day. Someone immediately snapped up the terrier.
Posted by: CN at January 30, 2021 05:08 PM (ONvIw) 94
84 I am now waitlisted for a few breeders, which also sucks, and I will keep looking, which sucks as now the rescues are calling pitbulls "small-under 20lbs" and putting pink bows on them, which only fools the absolutely insane. I sent the new dog bed, etc back to Chewy.
Posted by: CN loves Biden, Biden is the greatest at January 30, 2021 03:42 PM (ONvIw) ************ When I decided it was time for me to get a dog my preference was a small to medium-sized dog, say 25 to 45 pounds. But all the rescue had was big dogs. But Paisley and I chose each other and she's a lot bigger than 45 pounds, tall and long. I haven't weighed her recently but she must be at least 80 pounds, maybe 85. I still would have preferred a smaller dog but I'm her human and she's my dog and we're bonded. So there you go. Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 30, 2021 05:11 PM (lgiXo) 95
Oh, and Paisley gets very loud when I have a zoom call.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 30, 2021 05:12 PM (lgiXo) 96
94 I am happy for you. My arthritis says no big dogs. I tried walking kid's 45lk keeshond...joints ache.
Posted by: CN at January 30, 2021 05:13 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 30, 2021 05:15 PM (3H9h1) 98
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I'm so sorry about the complications, CN. What a disappointment for you! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2021 05:15 PM (VP4Cd) 99
A couple were walking their dog in Houston when a couple of guys driving in a car got out of their
car with an AR-15 and demanded the small dog. The couple tried getting away, but these f'n bastards got the dog and drove off. People were thinking they were after the dog to sell, since it's hard to find small dogs right now or they were going to use it as bait dog for pit bull fighting. Scary. Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2021 05:16 PM (NpAcC) 100
67 CN, take a look at the Big Dogs/Huge Paws website.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 04:34 PM (XpDSF) I cannot emphasize this enough. They are an awesome rescue and we are going through paperwork to be on their adopter list when Abner settles down and can have a friend. (Which may or may not happen, as he is...special.) Ben Had, I'm sorry about the arse who dumped the pups. I don't understand why people think it's okay to just let pups loose on someone's farm? Why not take them to a shelter? Posted by: Moki at January 30, 2021 05:16 PM (+X9Vs) 101
Hey everybody. Apparently MisHum is the only cob who showed up to clock in today.
My niece has a new pup, a small white curly-haired something named Ruby. He's cute as a button but pees everywhere. My family says that as he gets older he'll get better about that. I hope so. Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2021 05:16 PM (L2ZTs) 102
Cats are like people - you get along with some, you don't get along with some, you hate some and they hate you, you love some and they love you. When you park at the top of the street at night and a big tabby chases you down the street*, follows you into your house, and starts headbutting you, that's a great cat. *Toonses was content to walk alongside me and jabber all the way down the street, but he'd run after me if I ran. If you think cats are evil, stop hanging out with evil cats.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2021 05:17 PM (KAi1n) 103
CN, a newfoundland is the easiest dog in the world to walk. They go slow and want to stay right by your side. But get a purebred - there are a lot in rescue. Mixed breeds are...a challenge. (Abner is a bullmastiff/newfoundland. The identities are at constant war with each other. Our life is chaos as a result.)
Posted by: Moki at January 30, 2021 05:17 PM (+X9Vs) 104
98 Great for the little Spitz though. I took it like a champ, made a 100.00 donation anyway.
Posted by: CN at January 30, 2021 05:18 PM (ONvIw) 105
100 Why not take them to a shelter?
Posted by: Moki at January 30, 2021 05:16 PM (+X9Vs) You have to pay a shelter to take them. Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2021 05:18 PM (mpXpK) 106
Is this the food thread?
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 30, 2021 05:19 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2021 05:19 PM (L2ZTs) 108
Why not take them to a shelter?
Posted by: Moki at January 30, 2021 05:16 PM (+X9Vs) You have to pay a shelter to take them. Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2021 *** Even if you say you just found them? My local SPCA will charge if you are *surrendering* a pet, but not for a stray you bring in. I checked on that before I rescued the skinny sick black cat, Paladin, a couple of years ago. (I'd have paid to bring him in anyway, of course, but it was nice that I didn't have to.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 05:22 PM (lSpWa) Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2021 05:24 PM (9vj7H) 110
I have met some nice pitbulls. But I am a hunting breeds person, mostly goldens and springers. That's just not going to change. When the old dog dies, I will likely look for an older springer rescue.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 30, 2021 05:24 PM (YynYJ) 111
Paladin! Nice name. However, as much as I love cats, lawful good is not an alignment I'd attribute to them. CG, CN, or CE only.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2021 05:25 PM (KAi1n) 112
Bless the animals!
Posted by: gp at January 30, 2021 05:26 PM (qpX6U) 113
Even if you say you just found them? My local SPCA
will charge if you are *surrendering* a pet, but not for a stray you bring in. I checked on that before I rescued the skinny sick black cat, Paladin, a couple of years ago. (I'd have paid to bring him in anyway, of course, but it was nice that I didn't have to.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 05:22 PM (lSpWa) The shelters here charge you for any animal you bring in. Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2021 05:28 PM (mpXpK) 114
Moki, the person that found them used to run the shelter here in town, so they could not have been found by anyone better. These pups were in really good condition
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2021 05:29 PM (XpDSF) 115
nood
Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2021 05:30 PM (mpXpK) 116
Paladin! Nice name. However, as much as I love cats, lawful good is not an alignment I'd attribute to them. CG, CN, or CE only.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2021 *** They asked me if I wanted to name him. I'd been calling him "Skinny Puss," which would not help him find a home. So I named him after the TV Western hero. He had feline AIDS and some other illnesses, and after 3 weeks they had to put him to sleep. But at least he had that much time in comfortable surroundings free of cars and coyotes. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 05:32 PM (lSpWa) 117
Wolfus, you're a good man.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2021 05:33 PM (KAi1n) 118
Wolfus, you're a good man.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2021 *** Thanks. He wasn't a feral, and I asked around if he might belong to anybody. No dice. The second time I saw him he was clearly sick, like a victim of the superflu in King's The Stand. I got him into a carrier from one of my cats (I disinfected it afterward) and took him to the shelter. I didn't plan to adopt him myself -- I can't handle 3 cats in a small place -- but I hoped to see him get a good home. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 05:37 PM (lSpWa) 119
The black cat looks a lot like our cat. She is black from the tip of her nose to the tip of her tail, with the exception of one white whisker. She had a freakishly long white eyelash for a while, but it fell out, or something.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 30, 2021 05:37 PM (CAJOC) 120
The local Humane Shelter is being sued because they adopted out a rescue and called it a boxer mix. It was a pitbull. Shortly after getting it home the dog bit the face of a one year-old. Several reconstructive surgeries will be necessary. I would never look at a pitbull because the risk would always seem too high.
We have a mini-schnauzer and she is the best. We have never had regrets about her. She is smart and affectionate. Okay, there was that time when she was young she went a little nuts digging holes in the back yard searching for voles and whatever. Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 30, 2021 05:38 PM (YwPJG) 121
120 the subterfuge is very concerning
Posted by: CN at January 30, 2021 05:39 PM (TZdXy) 122
82 BO, why were you rejected by the rescues? I am fricking surprised by this, especially for cats.
I have an adult Chow dog. The breeder who accepted our deposit has Shar Peis in addition to Bengal cats, so we were A-Okay with them! so yes hopefully soonish I will be getting a bengal Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 05:44 PM (j9HX3) 123
notsothoreau you have probably left but I'm always happy to hear about Chow breeders there are fewer of them as time goes by!
I plan to breed once I retire from day-to-day work in advertising they are my favorite Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 05:45 PM (j9HX3) 124
I'm sure everybody knows this, but I can't emphasize the importance of having your dog microchipped and having its name and your phone number on its collar.
Yesterday, a Silky Terrier was frantically running around my neighborhood and almost got run over by a car. I sat down at the end of my driveway and called for it to come to me and it did. All it had was a rabies tag on it's collar and when I called the Vet on the tag I found out they evidently hadn't registered the dog so I took it too my Vet to have the dog scanned and there was no microchipped. I then decided to drive around and see if anyone was looking for the dog. Luckily a neighbor that lives 4 streets over was outside, recognized the dog and was able to call the neighbor from his cell phone. Glad this had a happy ending. The dog was also not neutered. Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2021 05:45 PM (NpAcC) 125
Indeed, it will be interesting to see how the case turns out. One might assume that a shelter would know a pit bull when they see one.
You have to feel badly for the parents and child. What a nightmare to live with. Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at January 30, 2021 05:46 PM (YwPJG) 126
Are seal point ragdolls related to Siamese kittehs?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2021 03:43 PM (ju2Fy) The color pattern for both those and Himalayan cats comes from a gene pair that makes the color "ink" in the hairs very temperature sensitive, so in warm areas it bleaches to near white, colder areas like ears, tail, paws it is nearly the natural black color it would be without the gene. Eye color is related to hair color in subtle ways, so the iris is not tinted much and appears blue rather than green or yellow. Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2021 05:49 PM (eoQWY) 127
One might assume that a shelter would know a pit bull when they see one.
oh they know. they were just being creative. once the local shelters all went "no kill" they just filled up to the brim with pitties not the pitties fault! we have a lot of dog fighting around here (thank you mushroom farms!) any dog NOT a pit or a chihuahua ends up (hopefully) in foster b/c otherwise they lose their minds in the local SPCA with the zillion pitties barking constantly our local one had to build a separate BUILDING for the cats b/c it was so loud! it's awful. such a shame. no kill is a mess. some good pits rot while the ones that are really not adoptable just take up space and bark and jump all day long. ugh! Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 05:50 PM (j9HX3) 128
in warm areas it bleaches to near white, colder areas like ears, tail, paws it is nearly the natural black color it would be without the gene.
interesting! with my dogs it's the opposite - snow/winter makes them lighter even changes their nose color from black to pinkish - "snow nose" dogs in cold climes are lighter and even change with the seasons (really just bc undercoat comes and goes and tends to be light in color) Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 05:52 PM (j9HX3) 129
Cat question:
We have an adult cat with a persistent "cough" or "hack" that will not go away. Vet says it's a hairball and recommended some tube paste the cat will lick off its paw that is supposed to help pass the ball. We've been at this for 3 weeks, and 3 quarters of tube is gone with no relief for the cat. Cat is on Iams Proactive Health Hairball Reduction dry food. Suggestions? Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 30, 2021 04:47 PM (3H9h1) Sometimes a sneeze for a cat sounds like a cough. Might have a upper resp. infection - did the vet check for that? Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2021 05:55 PM (eoQWY) 130
with my dogs it's the opposite - snow/winter makes them lighter even changes their nose color from black to pinkish - "snow nose"
dogs in cold climes are lighter and even change with the seasons (really just bc undercoat comes and goes and tends to be light in color) Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 05:52 PM (j9HX3) Some foxes in the arctic change color fully to white for winter, this might be similar to that. Even on normal cats without the gene if you part the hair on a solid color cat the part near the skin will be much paler. Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2021 05:57 PM (eoQWY) 131
I think squirrels just chase each other for the fun of it.
Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2021 05:07 PM (mpXpK) My cats certainly do that. Often Cat A will chase B, then both will stop and switch roles, B chasing A back across the house. Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2021 05:59 PM (eoQWY) 132
so yes hopefully soonish I will be getting a bengal
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 05:44 PM (j9HX3) Bengals are **very** active cats so you might want to consider if you are used to that. I mean, they make giant hamster wheels for them to burn off energy. Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2021 06:01 PM (eoQWY) 133
Those ears on Indy! Lol. The rest of her will catch up. My GSD Bruno is in his second year and is filling out some now.
Posted by: f'd at January 30, 2021 06:07 PM (ioRZu) 134
Bengals are **very** active cats so you might want to consider if you are used to that. I mean, they make giant hamster wheels for them to burn off energy.
well that's good! am looking for an odd type of kitty I think those hamster wheel things are super cool! Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 06:14 PM (j9HX3) 135
they do it to get the end wet
squirrels Posted by: vizzy at January 30, 2021 06:18 PM (R/9t3) 136
Bengals are **very** active cats so you might want to consider if you are used to that. I mean, they make giant hamster wheels for them to burn off energy.
well that's good! am looking for an odd type of kitty I think those hamster wheel things are super cool! Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 06:14 PM (j9HX3) I had a active cat that just had to go out and hunt/patrol the area, he was very serious. I tried keeping him in at first, but he learned to dodge out thru the garage door as I drove in. We soon came to a deal that he wouldn't do that, but I would usually let him out when I got home and instead of eating dinner he would patrol for a while. He used to signal me by rubbing his paws on both sides of the back door knob, up and down exactly making the motion of the knob needed to open. He eventually got taken down by a coyote here in CA, but he needed that outside time and he made it 13 years in bandit country. Good luck with your Bengal - my purebreds are Minuets, but with regular legs, kind of like old-style Persians before breeders started destroying their heads. Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2021 06:22 PM (eoQWY) 137
my purebreds are Minuets, but with regular legs, kind of like old-style Persians before breeders started destroying their heads.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2021 *** With the regular legs, they *are* cute. The Munchkin mutation arose in Lousy-ana, I understand. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2021 06:27 PM (lSpWa) 138
omg oldcat
those are ADORABLE! since my dog(s) tend to be super long haired and just hair city, I thought it might be better to go with a short-haired cat breed Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 30, 2021 06:34 PM (j9HX3) 139
Here's a pic ( I hope) of my first Minuet, Rhea Silvia. Click on name
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2021 07:23 PM (eoQWY) 140
Well, it worked!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2021 07:24 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: KT at January 30, 2021 09:01 PM (BVQ+1) Posted by: KT at January 30, 2021 09:03 PM (BVQ+1) 143
142 Still curious about the mystery pet. What a photo!
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