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What If Deplorables Start “De-Platforming” Leftists From Receiving Skilled Trade Services?
[Buck Throckmorton]
If Monster Tech can aggressively de-platform businesses and individuals for expressing forbidden opinions, then maybe it’s time for skilled tradesmen to respond in kind against the woke left.
Leftists despise working class “deplorables” and seek to punish them for all their disapproved habits – you know - God, guns, motorized vehicles, and voting MAGA. Well, the tradesmen I know are swamped with business right now, so it might be a good time for them to establish their own “terms of service” enabling them to deny services to advocates of cancel culture. We’ve learned from Monster Tech that all you have to do is declare someone’s speech to be “hateful” or state that their speech might “incite violence” to banish someone from receiving service. If a deplorable can be targeted as hate-filled for simply supporting Trump, then a tradesman’s Terms of Service can in turn declare that any visible support for Democrats constitutes hate speech. Broken down on the side of the road with a Bernie or Biden bumper sticker? Sorry – you’re going to have to find a wrecker that employs all 57 genders and declares all their pronouns. But Earl’s 24-Hour Wrecker won’t be towing your car today. Terms of service, you know. Broken down furnace during a deep freeze? Too bad you advocated for a fracking ban on Facebook. That’s a violation of Smith HVAC’s terms of service. It looks like you’ll need to find yourself an HVAC company that can fix you up with 100% renewable energy if you want your heat back on.It’s a shame about that plumbing leak, but your hate-filled “Hate Has No Home Here” sign is a violation of Jones Plumbing’s terms of service. If you’ll just open your backdoor, the leaking water will find its way out.
Low on gas in the middle of the desert? That’s a shame, but Last Chance Gas can’t put fuel in your car if it’s going to be spreading the message of hate encompassed by your COEXIST sticker. Can such service be denied? The left is already doing it. My county is relaying updates about Covid vaccinations via Facebook. My town posts winter road updates on Facebook. I can’t express my political views on Facebook or else Mark Zuckerberg might deny me access to life-or-death info regarding roads and vaccines. As the defenders of Monster Tech like to remind us, if I don’t want Facebook banishing me for having the wrong opinion, then I can just go start my own social media monopoly. Well then, it’s not asking too much for the left to go start their own skilled trade services. It shouldn’t have to come to this, but we’re already seemingly here. In addition to the de-platformings by tech companies, some banks are refusing service to gun shop owners, retailers are banishing products from My Pillow, etc. If we can only buy products and services from those within our political tribe, leftists are really going to hate the new rules when they’re in critical need of a skilled tradesman. (buck.throckmorton at gmail.com)Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: callsign claymore at January 25, 2021 12:00 PM (LLgU1)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 12:00 PM (Rvt88)
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Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 25, 2021 12:01 PM (SgI6S)
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Posted by: callsign claymore at January 25, 2021 12:02 PM (LLgU1)
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:02 PM (L8ADy)
DC would grind to a halt inside of a week.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 12:02 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: them at January 25, 2021 12:02 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: WiNO at January 25, 2021 12:03 PM (NY48c)
Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2021 12:03 PM (rTxB7)
Posted by: Judges' families might starve if Dominion does not win. at January 25, 2021 12:03 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:03 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 25, 2021 12:03 PM (UFgOG)
However, you can and should take the measure of a client and charge accordingly.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2021 12:03 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 25, 2021 12:03 PM (T7iTv)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (AwYPR)
andycanuck at January 25, 2021 11:59 AM (ab0zp)
I was
watching the Flames v Leafs game yesterday and a commercial came on for
"Dry Feb". Apparently all the Canadians are drinking too much firewater
during chink flu lock downs and need to dry out. I actually laughed out
loud! Sadz for what has become of Canada.
Posted by: Archer at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (gmo/4)
Ain't that the truth. It's difficult to even get a quote on a home repair job. Plumbers, electricians, roofers, concrete guys; good ones are scarce.
Posted by: Behold gp's Bulged Trunnion at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (AwYPR)
Then they'll kill you kulak
Posted by: Judges' families might starve if Dominion does not win. at January 25, 2021 12:05 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: BignJames
I know a few drivers that would be more than happy to oblige.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 12:05 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: James at January 25, 2021 12:05 PM (9bqWr)
Posted by: Behold gp's Bulged Trunnion at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (qpX6U)
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Hub is an electrician.
This is true.
Posted by: SMH - Biracial Honkey at January 25, 2021 12:05 PM (+tqLU)
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 25, 2021 12:05 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Taking A Lid at January 25, 2021 12:05 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 25, 2021 12:05 PM (sRma+)
Posted by: toddg at January 25, 2021 12:05 PM (PoO61)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at January 25, 2021 12:06 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (AwYPR)
Easy peasy. Since they've killed the energy sector in less than 48 hours, diesel is going to get real expensive. Why waste it driving to and around the cities? That goes for any goods coming in by truck.
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:06 PM (L8ADy)
What If Deplorables Start "De-Platforming" Leftists From Receiving Skilled Trade Services?
__________
Business licences pulled. Code violations discovered. Screaming Twitter mobs. Downvotes on Yelp. Etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 12:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (e1mwr)
Posted by: toddg at January 25, 2021 12:05 PM (PoO61)
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My hub isn't on social media.
Business is by word of mouth.
Posted by: SMH - Biracial Honkey at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (+tqLU)
- Your business disappear
- Your bank close your account
- Your family get harassed
- Your online accounts get removed
It can work only if it isn't blatant.
Posted by: WiNO at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (NY48c)
Trashmen in Philly didn't pink up the recycling Wednesday. Looked online and the city won't even hear your case until five days after trash day has passed. But please raise my taxes again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Taking A Lid at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: them at January 25, 2021 12:02 PM (l3+k2)
11 Bake the cake plebe.
Posted by: WiNO at January 25, 2021 12:03 PM (NY48c)
It's called Horde mind for a reason, you know.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Behold gp's Bulged Trunnion at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (qpX6U)
Good anything is scarce. Good-enough rules the day.
Sub-standard is amazingly common.
Sue me, they say.
But really, there are ways to get back the pound of flesh they insist on taking.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Deep State 910 at January 25, 2021 12:08 PM (+RZls)
Posted by: Pierre at January 25, 2021 12:08 PM (u2I6p)
Posted by: Commissar Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 25, 2021 12:08 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Jmel at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (P5bLJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (O+I8R)
Watch how aggressively any tradesman who does this is hit with Civil Rights law prosecutions and has the book thrown at them. Revocation of professional licenses, etc. etc.
And this is how you get underground economies. Unless and until currency is abolished.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (s2VJv)
Actions, not words. Because the Left has censored our ability to speak our words.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (sy5kK)
Nope. The Republican Party will fight the Democrats tooth and nail over that.
Bwahahahahaha
* Mad laughter *
Posted by: callsign claymore at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (LLgU1)
That's where we cut our own throats.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (0DVOr)
1. Stop buying stuff
2. Do only what the government directly compels you to do. Do not voluntarily cooperate.
3. Pay in cash with a winkwink
4. Cheat the government whenever possible
5. Steal all your entertainment
6. If you know of tax cheating, keep your mouth shut
7. If called to jury, refuse to convict if you think the law unjust
8. Discriminate in all your private dealings, without openly saying so. Never miss an opportunity to quietly do a Commie dirty.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (yQpMk)
Turns out they did have to bake the cake.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (C+We
At the end of the day, political affiliation is not a protected category. "Sexual orientation" is.
Posted by: Judges' families might starve if Dominion does not win. at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (ONvIw)
9. If you see a CoC sticker on a business, go elsewhere
10. Vote against all tax levies, particularly school levies
11. Buy firearms and ammo. It's not simply a just-in-case, it's a good financial investment of small sums when savings are yielding 1/4 of a percent.
Good Citizens are chumps.
They need us more than we need them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at January 25, 2021 12:06 PM (C+We0)
When we were dick kids (instead of dick grown ups) one buddy of mine who was a particularly good salesman had what he called the "law enforcement" discount. Which was a 10-20% increase in the normal price for cops. At one point, he ripped a cop off terribly bad, but did it with such great service and a smile that he got referrals. Yes, there was a time when we weren't on the best side of LEO's.
Their money is just as green as anybody else's. And so are assholes'. Just give them the asshole/lefty discount. But I'd say that goes for the service industry, where you can't necessarily discount the immense power of yelp.
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (L8ADy)
Everyone is entitled to an opinion. Even when they're wrong.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2021 12:10 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 25, 2021 12:10 PM (vpurQ)
Fight back, fight dirty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards
Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * finger painting in my attic studio at January 25, 2021 12:10 PM (B52IH)
Posted by: MantuaBill at January 25, 2021 12:11 PM (fWuI4)
It'll only be "unfair" again if, as you suggest, people who know how to do things revolt against those who would cancel them.
And it's a LOT of them. Our town FB page is full of people who are desperate for an electrician to change out a light bulb or a plumber who can fix a faucet handle for them.
Posted by: red speck at January 25, 2021 12:11 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 12:11 PM (Rvt88)
Marginalization in everyday life would have a big effect. Not that those folks couldn't get services - some companies will carve out a niche and cater to them - but that their options are reduced and they are made into pariahs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2021 12:12 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: MantuaBill at January 25, 2021 12:11 PM (fWuI4)
I love the idea of wokesters being drafted and sent to Iraq.
Posted by: Judges' families might starve if Dominion does not win. at January 25, 2021 12:12 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2021 12:12 PM (KbCG3)
We need to bring back the days of the "club". Hell, Sam's Club requires a membership in order to make purchases ...
Posted by: GrandeMe at January 25, 2021 12:12 PM (ytutJ)
Skilled tradesmen today are more difficult to find to repair things like your home, your car, and your equipment than it was to find a steady weed dealer in the '70's.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2021 12:13 PM (S7VTO)
Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2021 12:13 PM (l3+k2)
A few years ago I changed out a toilet for a woman and had to go back 3x because it was leaking. The third trip it was discovered that her grandson that she sits in the mornings before he goes to school could not hit the bowl. I billed big.
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 25, 2021 12:13 PM (DB16e)
1. Stop buying stuff
2. Do only what the government directly compels you to do. Do not voluntarily cooperate.
3. Pay in cash with a winkwink
4. Cheat the government whenever possible
5. Steal all your entertainment
6. If you know of tax cheating, keep your mouth shut
7. If called to jury, refuse to convict if you think the law unjust
8. Discriminate in all your private dealings, without openly saying so. Never miss an opportunity to quietly do a Commie dirty.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (yQpMk)
Right now, my mother is in hospice care, being covered by medicare. What I didn't know is that they offer support to family members (I'm it) as far as drug rehab, psychological counseling (depression, anxiety, suicide), and a host of other services for up to a year after the patient's death. I'm trying to think of how to suck them dry. Maybe an addiction to pixy sticks? There's a LOT of manpower behind this, I had no idea. And this is just one group of probably hundreds in CA.
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:13 PM (L8ADy)
I've been doing that for years.
Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2021 12:13 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: pep at January 25, 2021 12:13 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (yP9BI)
Democrap flag or paraphernalia? Pass.
Rainbow flag or other sodomite markers? Pass.
Earth In The Lurchers or Mother Earth stickers? Pass.
No do business with fuckers who preach and teach communism, perversion or hatred as much as I can.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (F5zz8)
Let's do this right and make being shunned by the left a thing to be desired.
Posted by: Sweets at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (0GzkE)
I'd give it 72 hours before these bastions of culture look like a Walking Dead episode.
Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (bLfy6)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (AwYPR)
Great idea. I've been doing this for a while now. I own a farm and choose my customers accordingly. Also I was ready to lease my rental property out but took it off the market. Biden bans evictions, so fine, now deal with rental shortages and sky high rents. I'll flip the property for profit. No way am I renting when I can't evict for non payment of rent. Stealing an election has consequences.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (iTXRQ)
It is. Now if only Buck would ditch that Google mail account of his...and the other cobs ditch their Twitter accounts.
Posted by: (fly) at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (RATxy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks
My Brother in Law is a "retired" truck driver. Used to drive all over, now drives only occassionally (he's 70 years old).
His take is that a lot of truck drivers are getting to the point they won't go into some of these "troubled" cities. Besides the cops hassling them, there is also a lot of crime around trucks moving food, etc into cities to super markets. A lot of truckers carry (without permits, frequently), which also makes cops angry at them.
Yeah, they could call a "strike", and watch the supermarkets empty out in 48 hours. And then people start going hungry, and no TP to wipe their little asses.
Sad!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Judges' families might starve if Dominion does not win. at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (ONvIw)
Portman (R-ino) will not run again for the Senate from Ohio. Possible
candidates include Jim Jordan.
Astonishingly, he blames gridlock and partisanship, and says we all need to come together, left and right.
Posted by: pep at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
When men run out of words, they reach for their swords.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Paladin at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (B52IH)
Posted by: Behold gp's Bulged Trunnion
I demo'd my master bath down to the studs, pulled up the old tiled floor and all. I think I did a good job. The tile guy was over the other day and asked if I was looking for work. I told him I didn't know how to tile.
Didn't care. He can't find guys willing to learn, pee clean, and show up everyday - let alone on time.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (iTXRQ)
I will feed her sausage for a small fee.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (peRI/)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (km9ug)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Rex B at January 25, 2021 12:16 PM (uN4KS)
And this is how you get underground economies. Unless and until currency is abolished.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (s2VJv)
Silver dimes and quarters for the win! And barter.
Besides, the dollar is getting blown out asap from the Biden crowd and their affiliates.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:16 PM (sy5kK)
That's why I changed jobs the last time. Woke bullshit from on high.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at January 25, 2021 12:16 PM (SchxB)
We need to bring back the days of the "club". Hell, Sam's Club requires a membership in order to make purchases ...
Posted by: GrandeMe at January 25, 2021 12:12 PM (ytutJ)
We used to call them co-ops. I remember one in Palo Alto when I was a kid. Trade for trade. Or, join and pay. Then again, we used to live in a society back then, and neighborhoods supported each other. The left has done what they can to destroy that and family. We just need to bring it back. By face-to-face interactions, cutting out the middle man (social media).
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:16 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at January 25, 2021 12:09 PM (yQpMk)
I've been doing this for decades.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 12:16 PM (yP9BI)
Sad!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (vcOmj)
They'd get a quick ultimatum and face firing.
Posted by: Judges' families might starve if Dominion does not win. at January 25, 2021 12:16 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2021 12:17 PM (H5knJ)
A whiff of woke and you're either not getting the job, will never get promoted, or will be asked to leave.
They've decided what is fair. I accept these terms.
Posted by: MJ at January 25, 2021 12:17 PM (gAMkn)
No qualifications needed, there.
The Teachers are just NPCs for a Union that MUST be destroyed.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:17 PM (peRI/)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 25, 2021 12:17 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2021 12:17 PM (arJlL)
My hub isn't on social media.
Business is by word of mouth.
Posted by: SMH - Biracial Honkey at January 25, 2021 12:07 PM (+tqLU)
SMH!
And a warm hello to you!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Rusty at January 25, 2021 12:18 PM (70/sB)
Hahaha -
Mexican Infrastructure, FTW.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:19 PM (peRI/)
To me, the worst offenders are the public school teachers refusing to go back into the classroom.
____________
Albert Shanker may not have said, "When schoolchildren start paying union dues, that's when I'll start representing the interests of school children," but the sentiment is typical of teachers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 12:19 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (sd8p
I didn't mind that. What got me was that they both (a) refused to work and (b) demanded full pay.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 12:19 PM (yP9BI)
I'd give it 72 hours before these bastions of culture look like a Walking Dead episode.
Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (bLfy6)
Yes, the magic number is 72 hours.
And while at it, cut off the electrical as well.
It will be like rats in the bottom of The Barrel.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:19 PM (sy5kK)
Yeah, I like the idea of withholding services from those that hate us and want us dead. They need us more than we need them.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 25, 2021 12:19 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at January 25, 2021 12:19 PM (V5CNJ)
I was watching the Flames v Leafs game yesterday and a commercial
came on for "Dry Feb". Apparently all the Canadians are drinking too
much firewater during chink flu lock downs and need to dry out. I
actually laughed out loud! Sadz for what has become of Canada.
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Hilarious. I've not seen it though because I've given up on the NHL even on 'free' TV after cancelling my two cable sports packages.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (QgW45)
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:04 PM (L8ADy)
local charter boat captain here in va beach has said he doesn't want dems on his boat.
he's been doing great business since that announcement...
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (oCsk1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
____________
"Offenders?" No, dammit, we're HEROES. We said so.
Posted by: Education Majors Everywhere at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (9vQJW)
Good and hard
Posted by: Lizzy at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (7Hjh9)
Posted by: IP at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (pWrfh)
Quick look at JJ's morning rant - does he know FISA long long long pre-dates 9/11? Not something that resulted from 9/11.
NG units requested to stay in DC until MARCH? There was obviously no reason for them to be there in the first place. March? WTF?
WHO changed C19 testing/case protocol on .... Jan. 20?? Of course in a rational direction, back towards how influenza and other diseases are assessed. Test + symptoms = "case" (simplifying, but correct).
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 12:14 PM (yP9BI)
Slowly, at first, then suddenly.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (sy5kK)
If you're a corporate person with the ability to hire, you have time to check backgrounds.
Eliminate all leftist and never talk about it.
Posted by: MJ at January 25, 2021 12:21 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2021 12:21 PM (VP4Cd)
Posted by: JebPilled at January 25, 2021 12:21 PM (QUqEV)
Wasting money and destroying people's lives...it's what the Dems do.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:21 PM (peRI/)
Posted by: pep at January 25, 2021 12:13 PM (v16oJ)
The long knives will be out to tank Jordan, but Big T will probably be out for him.
Expect the GOPe to flood the primary in that one to dilute as much from him as possible.
Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (bLfy6)
Posted by: DaveA at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: MJ at January 25, 2021 12:17 PM (gAMkn)
I worry about this at my job, but then again I think I'll be okay. My company hasn't really bothered much with this Woke stuff till just in the last few months and it's been pretty mild. Had to take some inclusion course and being aware of discrimination but it was surprisingly mild. None of that "confess your white privelege crimes" stuff I've heard about. And I'm in a nominally blue state working for a pretty left leaning corporation based in NYC.
I can be a stainless steel rat. I know all the "right" answers. And honestly, my upbringing, my faith, and Dr King have taught me how to treat other people as equals. So none of it is new to me. I don't need any "inclusion training" but whatever.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (vpurQ)
Joe and DOCTOR Jill went and got bagels at a local restaurant just like
ordinary people! And Trump never ate anywhere in D.C. other than at his
hotel!!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: IP at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (pWrfh)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (Rvt8
This. No work ethic anymore.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (QgW45)
You go ahead and refuse service to wokesters and he how quick they play the "protected group" card. You'll have nothing when they finish with you. Realism s not always sunshine and daffodils.
Posted by: Judges' families might starve if Dominion does not win. at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (QgW45)
Just another of the "you can't fight back" bunch. Scroll on by - you won't miss anything.
Posted by: Pierre at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (u2I6p)
Portman (R-ino) will not run again for the Senate from Ohio. Possible
candidates include Jim Jordan.
Astonishingly, he blames gridlock and partisanship, and says we all need to come together, left and right.
Posted by: pep
and the embarrassment of losing a primary ... to any warm body Trump chooses to endorse
Posted by: Jean at January 25, 2021 12:22 PM (Xih1H)
His lot sits on a very busy corner, I predict he'll sell the approx 1 acre and retire. In the meantime, other plumbers are stepping in. What a shame, to build a business and reputation over 20 years, and throw it away because scary disease. I can only guess he's one of a million here in CA that are voluntarily committing business suicide.
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:23 PM (L8ADy)
I am sure he was graftful to serve.
Posted by: AJ Duie at January 25, 2021 12:23 PM (oDpqT)
Posted by: klaftern at January 25, 2021 12:23 PM (RuIsu)
You must be a mind reader. I did a one gift Christmas this year. EVERYONE on the list got a My Pillow. After New Years , got another My Pillow for my mom so far, and the pillowcases too. If Mike Lindell sold My Ammo, My Primers and My Powder I'd be sending him wire transfers.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 25, 2021 12:23 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: pep at January 25, 2021 12:15 PM (v16oJ)
Yup, it's the damn voter's fault yet again.
Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (bLfy6)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (oCsk1)
This is one thing I've always noticed - lefty's have no problem interjecting their politics to anyone at any time.
They get very sheepish when called out. Trust me, I know.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (KbCG3)
the sewer began backing up (on a Saturday, natch). Called out a
contractor to snake the line. While he was working a Trump parade went
down my street, and the contractor said, "I can't believe that they're
celebrating that idiot.". I held my tongue and paid him for his work,
but it turns out my sewer line had collapsed (original clay pipe). A
~$10k job that went to his competitor.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 25, 2021 12:20 PM (oCsk1)
Never, ever talk politics, sex or religion at work. Or in public at all. Who doesn't know this?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (lgiXo)
Would have responded/commented earlier, but was outside breaking my back shoveling snow. . . .
In Arizona!
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (2S93K)
Worked for a consulting company where at least one-third of the staff packed.
Posted by: Observer at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (ftFVW)
Skilled tradesmen today are more difficult to find to repair things like your home, your car, and your equipment than it was to find a steady weed dealer in the '70's.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:12 PM (sy5kK)
Mrs. Muse and I know a guy, been paying him for nearly 30 years to fix random broke stuff in our house, i.e. appliances, plumbing, etc. Guy has an encyclopedic knowledge of home repair, appliance parts, etc. But he's > 80 years old, and is obviously not going to be around forever. In the old days, someone like him would've taken on and trained an apprentice, but no, that's a thing of the past. So when he finally goes, we're going to be up a creek.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 12:25 PM (yP9BI)
Posted by: klaftern at January 25, 2021 12:23 PM (RuIsu)
One thing they don't like about remote learning. They are very unhappy about the fact that parents can now overhear what their children are being taught. They can't prattle off their leftist propaganda without being overheard by mom and dad.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 25, 2021 12:26 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:26 PM (DErdz)
Portman (R-ino) will not run again for the Senate from Ohio. Possible
candidates include Jim Jordan.
Astonishingly, he blames gridlock and partisanship, and says we all need to come together, left and right.
Posted by: pep
and the embarrassment of losing a primary ... to any warm body Trump chooses to endorse
Posted by: Jean
The conclusion is that he will vote for impeachment of Trump, which will doom his re-election anyways. He's getting out because he is voting for impeachment.
Buh-by, Rob!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 25, 2021 12:26 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: pep at January 25, 2021 12:13 PM (v16oJ)
Will google give him a raise moving from the House to the Senate?
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 25, 2021 12:26 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: FIIGMO at January 25, 2021 12:27 PM (2S93K)
That's why the first rule of Fuck You Club is you don't talk about Fuck You Club.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2021 12:27 PM (z79tQ)
When you show up to tow the woke idiot's car, xe will refuse your services.
Posted by: RKae at January 25, 2021 12:27 PM (2hwYQ)
One the characters becomes convinced he is going to die tomorrow and spreads it to the protagonist who then spreads it to other people by talking with them (they suddenly see an off screen light and hear something that sounds like muted TV/radio in the background)
The characters don't die from some fantastical means, or even from some disease...they do bad, stupid things based on fear and some of them die. Almost made me wonder if the real point of the movie is that the media fear mongering about covid was the real danger instead of the disease itself which of course is the case.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2021 12:27 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 25, 2021 12:27 PM (vpurQ)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs
Don't wanna buy a dick mold, huh ?
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2021 12:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH - Biracial Honkey at January 25, 2021 12:27 PM (+tqLU)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (ftFVW)
The Masterpiece Cake guy hasn't given up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 12:28 PM (yP9BI)
Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2021 12:28 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2021 12:28 PM (sd8p8)
How much different is that, to what some banks and BigTechs are doing? (or at least what they seem to be planning to do)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2021 12:28 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: WeBoned!
Excellent question. He's smart, so it might occur to him that the single best move he could make to win the election is to go after Big Tech.
Posted by: pep at January 25, 2021 12:29 PM (v16oJ)
Unionized self-interested absolutely non-"public servants" acting like the arrogant entitled useless parasites they are (sorry, so many good/normal teachers, but they're completely swallowed up/erased by the overall trend).
Based on absurd non-science. 90% of teachers/staff demo, entirety of student demo - not affected by C19 even as much as by normal influenza.
Talk about "disparate impact". Work-from-home professionals etc barely affected. Millions without that ability hit very hard (no nannies, no care-takers). Educational impact? Disastrous (even most clueless teachers admitting this). It's the whole package: science-free, constitution-free misrule by arrogant tyrants, despicable parasitism by unionized non-"public servants", devastating impact on middle and working class families, to include educational damage.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 25, 2021 12:29 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs
Don't wanna buy a dick mold, huh ?
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2021 12:27 PM (arJlL)
You know what? I wonder if you aren't on to something here. Why didn't those bakers just say that? "I don't have that mold" or "I don't have the skill to do that kind of cake, but X baker I know does here's his number." Very easy way to deflect the witch hunt.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 25, 2021 12:29 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Ziba at January 25, 2021 12:29 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2021 12:29 PM (sd8p8)
Thank you, Hadrian. This is wonderful.
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:29 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Pierre at January 25, 2021 12:30 PM (u2I6p)
That way you have a broader base from which to resist.
This would be sort of the flip-side of the consumer boycott platform idea which has been vaguely discussed on here sometimes as of late.
Posted by: .87c at January 25, 2021 12:30 PM (Hjsrt)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (lgiXo)
Simple percentages. Woke people, for the most part, don't want to get their hands dirty or roll around in dirty areas, where the equipment that needs fixing is located.
The Woke want the office jobs, pushing numbers and paoerwork around, and going home at 5pm. And the Woke HR Directors are smart at identifying them and getting them hired.
So, the natural progression is that if you want your furnace fixed when it goes out in the winter is to plop down a Trump sign in your yard.
Hey, it's a work in progress.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: f'd
What if its Wabbitt Season ?
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2021 12:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: spindrift at January 25, 2021 12:30 PM (xhomZ)
Posted by: dude1394 at January 25, 2021 12:31 PM (3exmE)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 12:31 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: .87c at January 25, 2021 12:31 PM (Hjsrt)
Fight back, fight dirty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards
Not only strike while the iron is hot, but make it hot by striking.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * finger painting in my attic studio at January 25, 2021 12:10 PM (B52IH)
You either read deeply or also play Civ 5.
Good job.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:31 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:31 PM (DErdz)
--
It was never about the cake. It was about forcing someone to do something.
Posted by: Greyshirt at January 25, 2021 12:32 PM (9uUSs)
I know they locked down Wuhan for a while - I'm going to guess they reopened the schools at the same time they re-opened Wuhan itself right?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2021 12:32 PM (qlFIA)
Thank you, Hadrian. This is wonderful.
Posted by: creeper
A HATCHET ?
I'm gonna keep my Exotic Love Vine away from you !
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2021 12:33 PM (arJlL)
Killed the children of the dissidents who got 'sick' and went right back to classes.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:33 PM (DErdz)
Wokesters are like vegans and crossfitters. Don't bother trying to spot them. They'll be damn sure to let you know.
Posted by: Pierre at January 25, 2021 12:33 PM (u2I6p)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at January 25, 2021 12:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: dude1394 at January 25, 2021 12:31 PM (3exmE)
That's easy if they wear a mask in a car, obvious Biden voter.
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 25, 2021 12:33 PM (8k7U7)
I agree with everything in your list except "steal all your entertainment". They don't care if you steal their brainwashing propaganda, only that you absorb it. Devil Mouse et al. have demonstrated that they have enough money to last centuries of profit loss, and that all they care about is you keep eating the poison. Whether you pay for it or not.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 12:34 PM (OssQ4)
Thank you, Hadrian. This is wonderful.
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:29 PM (XxJt1)
_________
I'll be happy if you're happy. Collecting classical music is my hobby. Most people wouldn't know where to start, so I do it for them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 12:34 PM (mht8P)
They were upfront on social media it was all a scam to try and get bakers to take to court.
I seem to recall that Steven Crowder then went to some Muslim bakers in Detroit and tried the same thing. They told him to get lost and the state told him they didn't care.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2021 12:34 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: x4 at January 25, 2021 12:34 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: Denny Hastert at January 25, 2021 12:34 PM (Bs26G)
Make them crap in a portapotty for a couple of weeks before you get around to fixing their toilet. And so on.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 12:34 PM (yTo22)
It's certainly important to understand the limits of what can be done by a non professional, but I've saved thousands of dollars just in the past year knocking it out myself.
Maybe it's more a product of how and where I grew up, but I'm amazed at the amount of money people are willing to part with rather than pick up a wrench.
Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (bLfy6)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (Bs26G)
Deplorables keep things working. By and large they're the ones who did the hard and dirty.
Most of the people who believe, in principle, in doing an honest day's work in return for an honest day's wage are Deplorables.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (lgiXo)
Would it be all right, to begin with, to just charge The Enemy lots more? Or, just give the good guys big discounts!
Posted by: mindful webworker - radicallisly inclined
at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (rTqAd)
Conservatives usually won't talk about the political issue of the day. Again all you have to do is listen.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2021 12:36 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: SMOD at January 25, 2021 12:36 PM (3aI0K)
'If one monkey can do it, YOU can do it.'
...
'Monkey.'
Posted by: Stuff Grandpa said at January 25, 2021 12:36 PM (DErdz)
I'm gonna keep my Exotic Love Vine away from you !
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2021 12:33 PM (arJlL)
bluebell can have her girly knives.
Now to enroll in the Ed Ames School of Hatchetry.
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:36 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 12:37 PM (OssQ4)
Would it be all right, to begin with, to just charge The Enemy lots more? Or, just give the good guys big discounts!
Posted by: mindful webworker - radicallisly inclined
at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (rTqAd)
I like this
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:37 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM
I know a lot of people who never learned this fundamental rule. Then they wonder why no one ever wants them around.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 12:37 PM (ejd/p)
I love the idea of refusing service because of Terms of Service.
Posted by: dude1394 at January 25, 2021 12:37 PM (3exmE)
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It was never about the cake. It was about forcing someone to do something.
Yes, but I also think the baker was an uprfront, honest Christian who is not ashamed of his beliefs. A brave person who could easily have avoided the shitstorrn. He's a much better person than I am.
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:36 PM
Still one of the funniest moments in TV history.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (axyOa)
Not necessarily. Lots of Unions involved in that stuff, too...and their members are the usual foot soldiers in these events.
It is actually pretty amazeballs that the Dems managed to get the Laziest of their scions to do the killing/beating/destroying this time.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (DErdz)
Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (bLfy6)
I'm not handy. That's a flaw and feel free to mock me for it. If I have to do most repairs, it takes me longer and probably doesn't get done as well. I'd rather pay money than spend the time. I can make more money, time I don't get more of.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (lgiXo)
???????????????????
We have no idea what this "honest day's work" means.
We only want to know your political beliefs, and if you hate Trump and his supporters.
Now, about that second interview..............
Posted by: Woke HR departments at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (sy5kK)
Maybe it's more a product of how and where I grew up, but I'm amazed at the amount of money people are willing to part with rather than pick up a wrench.
__________
On the other hand, my self-confidence has collapsed to the point of asking myself, "How much will this cost if I screw it up?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (mht8P)
Now to enroll in the Ed Ames School of Hatchetry.
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:36 PM
Knives? What use does the Way of The Shiv have for knives?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (ejd/p)
the sewer began backing up (on a Saturday, natch). Called out a
contractor to snake the line. While he was working a Trump parade went
down my street, and the contractor said, "I can't believe that they're
celebrating that idiot.".
--
That contractor was a very, very stupid man to have thought it appropriate to spew anything political into a discussion with a client.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2021 12:39 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Djladysmith at January 25, 2021 12:39 PM (PuW4g)
Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at January 25, 2021 12:39 PM (AD14M)
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That was a great episode.
Posted by: theATL at January 25, 2021 12:39 PM (Z+jhz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:40 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Michael Puttre at January 25, 2021 12:40 PM (/77uJ)
Dopey Joe just put 70,000 of them out of work.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 12:40 PM (yTo22)
I think we're being fed a line of BS on the economy. These clowns really have hurt the US
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2021 12:40 PM (1ISKN)
Would it be all right, to begin with, to just charge The Enemy lots more? Or, just give the good guys big discounts!
Posted by: mindful webworker - radicallisly inclined
at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (rTqAd)
In a capitalist economy, the greatest revenge possible against your enemies, is to make them your customer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (axyOa)
I was watching the night it aired. My initial reaction was stunned shock, followed by "Did he do that on purpose?" and ending in hysterics at the horrified look on Ames' face. My stomach hurt for hours from laughing.
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:41 PM (XxJt1)
Mexicans act. He says his relatives live the lie; he wants the truth.
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2021 12:27 PM (arJlL)
I will have you know that my dick does not have the slightest amount of smegma, thank you very much.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2021 12:41 PM (w9Wax)
Now to enroll in the Ed Ames School of Hatchetry.
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:36 PM
Knives? What use does the Way of The Shiv have for knives?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM
***
Up at the Big House, she was the Queen of Cell Block D.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 12:41 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (bLfy6)
I'm not handy. That's a flaw and feel free to mock me for it. If I have to do most repairs, it takes me longer and probably doesn't get done as well. I'd rather pay money than spend the time. I can make more money, time I don't get more of.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM
Depends. Some things I can do, some things I can't. But I do enjoy repair projects that I can do. I find them satisfying. Except for that one time I almost broke a rib changing the final stage resistor of my car's blower motor. That hurt.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 12:41 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 25, 2021 12:42 PM (wzqPr)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
--- Black Rifle Coffee Compamy
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 25, 2021 12:42 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: dude1394
Crossed bandoliers and side arms okay?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2021 12:42 PM (Rvt88)
They were upfront on social media it was all a scam to try and get bakers to take to court.
I seem to recall that Steven Crowder then went to some Muslim bakers in Detroit and tried the same thing. They told him to get lost and the state told him they didn't care.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2021 12:34 PM (qlFIA)
No, it's a lot worse than that. They called and kept raising the ante, making it more and more outlandish, until they got the baker to say, "No, I won't do that." After the decision, they did it again. They clearly intend to keep the bakery tied up in the Colorado antidiscrimination process forever to prove a point.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 12:42 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: dude1394
4
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2021 12:42 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 25, 2021 12:43 PM (HaL55)
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Fuck you!
Crap! I guess I'm out of the club now.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 12:43 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: dude1394
4
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2021 12:42 PM
I'm getting a baseball cap with the number 4 on it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 12:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (Izzlo)
Every shop we ever owned had one of these right in front of you.
Shit. I used to throw people out of the pizzeria just for the advertising.
Nobody talks about you more than an asshole you toss out on his ear and tell him to not come back.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (DErdz)
There is a way to do it that is probably... easier and will have a bit less blowback.
First of all, have someone on staff dedicated to researching all new clients. "Please fill out our online form and include your Facebook/Twitter pages before scheduling."
Then, when you see they're a rabid leftist, simply schedule them far out. As in "I'm sorry that your toilet is broken and it's the only one in your house, we will be able to service you in early March." I'm so very sorry."
Yes, there is the problem of down votes and such. However, there is another way to handle it. Make sure your website has a huge American flag on it and includes testimonials. That should attract the right customers, even if you are given down votes.
Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2021 12:35 PM (bLfy6)
I love doing things - within my skill set - as DIY. However, there's certain things that require specialized tools and a lot of practical application and experience. Certain types of plumbing being one. IMHO, a plumber earns every damned cent he charges. I just replaced a valve stem yesterday, no big. But when it comes to pipes, or installing a kitchen faucet and doing contortions to get under the sink - that's what money is for!
My step-dad fixed everything he could himself, because he enjoyed it. But I tell ya, he should have stayed FAR away from electricity. The whole concept was lost on him, and he could never figure out why the switch on one side of the dining room didn't work like the one on the other side controlling the same light. Luckily, no fires were ever started because there was no place to put that green wire.
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:36 PM
Still one of the funniest moments in TV history.
Posted by: Diogenes
Yep !
Posted by: JT at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 25, 2021 12:24 PM (ftFVW)
So then we will shut down your business, let a mob that hates you picket your store and not protect you, and file charges against you to take away your store and all of your assets. Because that is what we did. And unlike you, we have free, unlimited legal assets and you don't.
- the WA state Attorney General.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Patti at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (1bKMN)
A mass murderer with no money would have had a better selection of representation. Trump was stuck with the few who had zero f*cks to give , either because they were already considered crackpots or too close to the grim reaper to worry about the consequences to their social life.
Posted by: theATL at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (Z+jhz)
Assholes Anonymous.
If we could only get everyone together for a meeting?
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (DErdz)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021
What's the significance of 4?
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
Dopey Joe just put 70,000 of them out of work.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 25, 2021 12:40 PM (yTo22)
At some point the skilled trades are going to figure out that their members' needs have nothing in common with the Service Employees International Union and the government employee unions.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (BMmaB)
Think of it as more a case of...
- Here's an idea.
-- I foresee this issue.
- Hmm...here's how we get around that.
--- Ooh, I see this different issue.
When you get older maybe you'll recognize people trying to plan prior to acting. We used to call that wisdom.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (T7iTv)
down my street, and the contractor said, "I can't believe that they're
celebrating that idiot.".
--
That contractor was a very, very stupid man to have thought it appropriate to spew anything political into a discussion with a client.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2021 12:39 PM (O+I8R)
As someone has already said, conservatives never introduce politics into business transactions, but liberals always find a reason to.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (yP9BI)
Crap! I guess I'm out of the club now.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 12:43 PM
Isn't that the official martial art of Scotland?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (XxJt1)
left-over-right vs right-over-left is the new longbows vs crossbows
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: dude1394
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The guys get T-shirts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
About a week ago, at the end of one of the morning posts, art or gorilla, there was a 4 that had nothing to do with anything.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (BMmaB)
Not really. Pasty thin soy boys. Short fat guys with heads like look like a penis. Unattractive angry women with pinched faces. People who drive a Prius.
Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 12:42 PM (BMmaB)
Be a shame, it would, if something were to happen to those brave and stunning warriors.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (ejd/p)
It's most just head butts and stomping people when they're down.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (ifmtJ)
I'm on it.
Posted by: AIDS at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (DErdz)
What's the significance of 4?
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM
It's a Horde thing, and more subtle than crossed bandoliers. Also a hat with an otter on it is just gay.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
There is none. There is only 4.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 12:41 PM (ejd/p)
I'm horrifically claustrophobic. Not freak out in elevator stuff, but crawling under the house stuff. My old place barely had 18" crawlspace and just no. Nope, nope nope. Same with heights. My roof is a bit over 21', inside about 20'. I will not get on a ladder like that. At 29, I'll leave that for kids who's fractures heal faster.
Posted by: clutch cargo | with more crushed glass flavor crystals at January 25, 2021 12:47 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2021 12:47 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2021 12:47 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Sure. They certainly can.
Of course once there are almost no plumbers or electricians or HVAC specialists left because they prosecuted them all, well...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 25, 2021 12:47 PM (OUMaO)
Other than the fact that is was an Ace post, this is correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 25, 2021 12:47 PM (T7iTv)
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:47 PM (DErdz)
I'm getting a baseball cap with the number 4 on it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021
________
*puffs cigar*
See your 4 and raise you... (*tosses chips*)... 27.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2021 12:47 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)
So do the 'ettes. But the 'rons hose 'em down first.
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (sd8p
Cabo. But the re-entry restrictions are about to change on Tuesday so definitely check that out before leaving the US
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Patti at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (1bKMN)
Ok, then, I volunteer to hold all of the hard liquor in my home and garage, for the cause of course.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM
SShhh!!! Don't give it away. We can have her going all morning.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (dOM49)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (ifmtJ)
I specifically said it's important to understand what you can do and not do. I also understand not everyone can. If I came off mocking tone it was not intentional. I said the simplest of home/auto repairs. It's more an observation of the area where in a division of some 50 homes we haven't met anyone else that will try simple repairs at home or on the car.
I can't make more money as I'm not hourly and don't get commission. I suppose I'm fortunate that I don't work every hour of every day... Sure it'll take me a bit longer to do things than a pro, but I'm also not paying myself $100 hour.
Other thing is the more I know the more I know what I'm paying for when I do need to hire.
Posted by: Inogame at January 25, 2021 12:49 PM (bLfy6)
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (DErdz)
The first rule of duck you club is you don't quack about duck you club.
Don't go getting your feathers in a ruffle.
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at January 25, 2021 12:49 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2021 12:49 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2021 12:49 PM (qlFIA)
the amount of money people are willing to part with rather than pick up a
wrench.
the most important thing i learned from taking auto mechanics in high school is that i should not be allowed anywhere near a vehicle with a tool in my hand.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 25, 2021 12:50 PM (sGtp+)
I get all that. Some years I had more time than money and thus would spend time fixing stuff. Badly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:50 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
But the trade unionion bosses have more in common with the SEIU crew than they do with the rank and file members. And that, at day's end, is what matters. To them, anyway.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 25, 2021 12:50 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: LASue
About a week ago, at the end of one of the morning posts, art or gorilla, there was a 4 that had nothing to do with anything.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
The horde took it and ran with it like it was code to rise up and throw off our machine overlords.
7
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2021 12:50 PM (0DVOr)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 25, 2021 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 25, 2021 12:50 PM (HaL55)
10 PRINT "OrangeMan Bad!"
20 GOTO 10
Posted by: NPC_11101110 at January 25, 2021 12:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Deep State 910 at January 25, 2021 12:50 PM (+RZls)
In my opinion, that's how the whole gays in the military thing started back in 1993. The incoming Clinton Administration had not even taken office yet and out of the blue comes this edict that had never been discussed during the campaign. It wasn't about the homos, it was about forcing the military to submit. Say what you will about him, Colin Powell at least stood up to it and it became DADT, which held for 16 years.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 12:50 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (l3+k2)
You are Number 6.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:47 PM (DErdz)
Well we all live in The Village now...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (axyOa)
celebrating that idiot.".
Some of my old friends on Facebook are rabid like that ... they had to be much better friends back in the day, or relatives, or I'd dump them ... also, interesting to see how some of them think. But they generally make banal attacks like that, not specifics. ---
The whole of Trump hate is Orwellian like that, he is dangerous, an idiot, hates women, lies constantly ... whatever ... while complete love for criminal/dolt Biden is easy for them.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (XxJt1)
The cops think it's bullshit, and are trying to discourage it, but the problem is that the reports are anonymous, and so exert a siren call for every hypochondriac and wannabe fascist in town. Apparently some people in the 101st Karenborne Rangers have deputized themselves to go from business to business to check on them and report any wrongthink.
My guess: it's probably about two dozen people doing the vast majority of their Stasi impression.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (dkP80)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (kTF2Z)
So do the 'ettes. But the 'rons hose 'em down first
the shirts or the 'ettes?
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (v3pYe)
As Paul Joseph Watson says, it's ok when WE do it, but when YOU do it, IT'S EVIL AND SHOULD BE PUNISHED!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (JKNZq)
You are Number 6.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:47 PM (DErdz)
Well we all live in The Village now...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (ifmtJ)
Not a prisoner, I'm a free man!
https://youtu.be/Yfk5-y_pYac
Posted by: josephistan at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (qlFIA)
I'm not handy. That's a flaw and feel free to mock me for it. If I have to do most repairs, it takes me longer and probably doesn't get done as well. I'd rather pay money than spend the time. I can make more money, time I don't get more of.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (ifmtJ)
So, get paid at what skill you are best at, and pay others to perform tasks they can do better than you can, and they make a profit and you have free time, where otherwise you would have lost a lot of time and money.
This is really a great idea. I think I'll write a couple of books on this very subject.
- Adam Smith
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not using Okta to secure logins (Unlike Parler) at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (SchxB)
Forced buyback or registration of all semi-auto guns. $200 tax per weapon, must fill out a 13 page form, provide ID and a current photograph per gun.
Failure to comply is 10 year federal rap and 10,000 dollar fine per instance.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (f/z+J)
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (XxJt1)
No plaintiff, no tort.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at January 25, 2021 12:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (JKNZq)
Ask him to represent you in a religious liberty case. If he refuses, sue his ass.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 25, 2021 12:53 PM (1ISKN)
supplying beef and pork. Let's not forget hard alcohol. Stop all for
the woke for the next 12 months and see who wants to deplatform who.
This might be a good idea to test in a smallish city, like say, Washington DC (District of China).
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 25, 2021 12:53 PM (HaL55)
*Suggested edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (S7VTO)
Forced buyback or registration of all semi-auto guns. $200 tax per weapon, must fill out a 13 page form, provide ID and a current photograph per gun.
Failure to comply is 10 year federal rap and 10,000 dollar fine per instance.
Hahaha - Come and get it.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (DErdz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:38 PM (ifmtJ)
If women don't find you handsome at least they can find you handy.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: shibumi at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (ZCiJZ)
COEXIST bumper sticker.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (0DVOr)
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM
Something we say as a prefix to that Continuum guy's name.
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (sy5kK)
Whenever a gal says "Men are pigs" (or "shallow" or "stupid" or "assholes" or whatever) I tell her that is a very bigoted, hateful statement. I tell them to substitute any other noun there and see how they feel about it... For example - "Blacks are pigs" or Jews are pigs." Obviously these people would never dream of saying "Blacks are pigs" so I put it back in their face and make them think about the magnitude of what they just said.
In general, they stand there looking dumb. They have no idea what just hit them. The fun never ends!
Posted by: 496 at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 25, 2021 12:55 PM (2BZBZ)
What they are really advocating for is soething called "apartheid".
Not racial, but cultural apartheid.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2021 12:55 PM (O4X3m)
They will always come up with a reason why it isn't ok to use such policies against THEM.
And its because they don't believe in any of this shit. It is all about power. Making a Christian bake a cake that's offensive to them? That's a head rush. Like making that sweet young thing from the sticks earn her first role on the casting couch, or taking the savings away from some "old white dude" to save da Erf.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2021 12:55 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: vonKreedon at January 25, 2021 12:55 PM (kylnh)
Forced buyback or registration of all semi-auto guns. $200 tax per weapon, must fill out a 13 page form, provide ID and a current photograph per gun.
Failure to comply is 10 year federal rap and 10,000 dollar fine per instance.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (f/z+J)
++++
They can try confiscation. They'll get very low compliance.
Also, yet another immediate violation of a Biden campaign promise. Of course, this one was obvious before he even got the nomination when he, in an attempt to bring the Beto Boys over, promised to make Robert Francis "damn right I'm going to take your AR-15" O'Rourke his gun policy czar.
He kept that particular promise. So I guess on the "promises kept" front, he's batting .500...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2021 12:55 PM (UZVEt)
Forced buyback or registration of all semi-auto guns. $200 tax per weapon, must fill out a 13 page form, provide ID and a current photograph per gun.
Failure to comply is 10 year federal rap and 10,000 dollar fine per instance. "
All my firearms self-identify as kitchenAid mixers
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 25, 2021 12:55 PM (S7VTO)
It's, Amazing grace! How sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me!
His faith, his contribution of millions to faith based movies, his frequent presence and leading at pray.
Mike Lindell credits God with saving him from himself and he hasn't been ashamed to shout it loudly.
Posted by: old chick at January 25, 2021 12:55 PM (sOete)
The judge didn't say it had to be tasty
Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (qAR6u)
Ding! Clause 1 subsection a of Fuck You Club.
Fighting to not bake the cake was based, but everyone else should take heed of how it turned out.
You'd come out ahead baking a shitty cake (maybe I mean that figuratively, but maybe not) and fighting the refund in small claims court.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2021 12:55 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (VVEnO)
Forced buyback or registration of all semi-auto guns. $200 tax per weapon, must fill out a 13 page form, provide ID and a current photograph per gun.
Failure to comply is 10 year federal rap and 10,000 dollar fine per instance.
Hahaha - Come and get it.
Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (DErdz)
I will give my answer, it will be measured in grains.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (sy5kK)
Failure to comply is 10 year federal rap and 10,000 dollar fine per instance.
-----
I will not comply.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (O4X3m)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (lgiXo)
++++
Important PSA for morons:
"Handy" and "Handsy" are *not* synonyms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (UZVEt)
BackwardsBoy: saved by his close tags in his nic. How ... unsporting.
Yeah, I'm on a different schedule these days because B'Gal. I'm just now having my second cup of The Elixir of Life. Automation is teh shiznit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM
It's the answer to Roman numeral section 3, part two of subset D of the question.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (yP9BI)
Also social occasions. Liberals are perfectly happy to interject their politics - loudly, blatantly, and unambiguously - into the most anodyne social occasions.
I've never seen a conservative do that. Ever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (dkP80)
Forced buyback or registration of all semi-auto guns. $200 tax per weapon, must fill out a 13 page form, provide ID and a current photograph per gun.
Failure to comply is 10 year federal rap and 10,000 dollar fine per instance.
Hahaha - Come and get it.
Posted by: garrett
Time to buy burner phones and start SWATting leftists.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (0DVOr)
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 12:51 PM (XxJt1)
This is the number of trucks it will take.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Col. Klink at January 25, 2021 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 25, 2021 12:57 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 25, 2021 12:57 PM (7X3UV)
The whole of Trump hate is Orwellian like that, he is dangerous, an idiot, hates women, lies constantly ... whatever ... while complete love for criminal/dolt Biden is easy for them.
It's bitterly ironic to be grateful to Kung Flu, but I am, in that it showed me just how many people whose company I thought I enjoyed are utter assholes. Also, it revealed that I really don't have any friends, merely acquaintances. Which is fine with me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 25, 2021 12:57 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: pep at January 25, 2021 12:13 PM (v16oJ)
The long knives will be out to tank Jordan, but Big T will probably be out for him.
Expect the GOPe to flood the primary in that one to dilute as much from him as possible.
======
Ohio is non-Dominion, so the GOP has to go out and lie to the voters' faces directly. The southern and north-central GOP hates the country club Taft-style machine. Jordan can win the votes easily in a primary if he conducts a vigorous campaign. They won't Blackwell him so easily now.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 25, 2021 12:57 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2021 12:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: The Help at January 25, 2021 12:57 PM (2BZBZ)
"Handy" and "Handsy" are *not* synonyms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
They are to Josef Stolin.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2021 12:57 PM (0DVOr)
A much hell as you can conjure with single service pales in comparison as they can can with all of theirs.
... also, don't talk about DenyClub. Thx.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (QjGTg)
Forced buyback or registration of all semi-auto guns. $200 tax per weapon, must fill out a 13 page form, provide ID and a current photograph per gun.
Failure to comply is 10 year federal rap and 10,000 dollar fine per instance.
It's a TAX!
It's all good. It says it right there in the print.
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
They also said they had testimony from people arrested at the Capital that they believed they had "orders" from Trump to do what they did.Is this America?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (yP9BI)
Also social occasions. Liberals are perfectly happy to interject their politics - loudly, blatantly, and unambiguously - into the most anodyne social occasions.
I've never seen a conservative do that. Ever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (dkP80)
I'll sometimes join a political conversation but I never start one. But, yep, liberals do it all the time.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (lgiXo)
'Rona lockdown essentially killed SodaStream. And I'm impressed with
SodaSense's customer service. When you finish with the cylinders, you
mail them back in the postage paid box and get replacements. That's
good enough but somehow they know when you drop the package off at the
Post Office because they immediately send you replacements without
waiting to receive your package.
they keep three precogs in a tank down in the office of prefizz.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (JKNZq)
-------------------------
Think of it as more a case of...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (T7iTv)
Boomercons... you know, sometimes people will quote a comment from up thread, clip the nic off of it, and I have to scroll up to find it, just to see which douchebag said it.
Most of the time it's either A. Some idiot who posts idiotic things here all the time, or 2. A new nic.
Or both. Which is what I'm going with on this one.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (VVEnO)
Good to know about SodaSense. We went off SodaStream when it was purchased by Pepsi.
Yeah, I remember young Gupta the CEO-ette, who teed off on America and W. Shoulda deported her ass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (dkP80)
weapon, must fill out a 13 page form, provide ID and a current
photograph per gun."
I'd send them a picture of the Ocmulgee River.
Posted by: f'd at January 25, 2021 12:59 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: LASue, More legit pres. than Biden at January 25, 2021 12:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
About a week ago, at the end of one of the morning posts, art or gorilla, there was a 4 that had nothing to do with anything.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM (BMmaB)
It was one of Todd's posts, wasn't it?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 12:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2021 12:59 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2021 12:59 PM (QjGTg)
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at January 25, 2021
***
That does not sound like an appealing snack.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 25, 2021 12:59 PM (yvr3o)
There's absolutely nothing wrong with that except in the hollow heads of woketards, all of whom read something into a situation that doesn't exist because batshit crazy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 25, 2021 12:59 PM (HaL55)
No plaintiff, no tort.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at January 25, 2021 12:53 PM (yQpMk)
So Stunning, so Brave.
So, missing?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2021 01:00 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2021 12:43 PM (axyOa)
---
I already have one.
4th Infantry.
Posted by: SMH - Biracial Honkey at January 25, 2021 01:00 PM (+tqLU)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 25, 2021 01:00 PM (O+I8R)
- Why did the lights go out on the WH last night? (not to mention dozens of police cars circling as well as on the ground activity) - Why is there a parking lot behind the oval office? - why was (supposedly a lawyer) telling Pelosi to "not say another word" and Pelosi says "I won't"? - Why photos of Biden signing what appears to be a blank sheet of paper?
That's just a tiny bit, but the ones I've seen and can verify. I don't know about the 21 gun salute (supposedly it was the wrong kind), Jill's shoes being different going from tan to blue (seriously, have these guys never been married?) or supposed weirdness at inauguration. But things do seem really stranger than usual considering an alzheimer's president.
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at January 25, 2021 01:00 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: creeper at January 25, 2021 01:00 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: SMH - Biracial Honkey at January 25, 2021 01:00 PM (+tqLU)
I've never seen a conservative do that. Ever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (dkP80)
I'm at work one day, discussing a video script. English compatriot, out of the blue, mentions something tangentially related and then just insults Margaret Thatcher for some reason.
Fantasy baseball buddy of mine is talking about a trade with me. For some reason, uses it as a way to just blast Trump.
I could go on but it would probably get blocked as spam.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 25, 2021 01:00 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (JKNZq)
Germany, 1938
China, 1966
I could go on if need be, but I don't think it's necessary.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 01:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM (lgiXo)
Guess it's lucky that I'm so pretty
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 01:01 PM (ifmtJ)
One thing she said was interesting. They stocked up on food earlier in the month but they got low, so they went to several stores last week and they were all closed.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at January 25, 2021 01:01 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 25, 2021 01:02 PM (+t4e+)
Posted by: dude1394
Hi, John? That sure is a long mustache.
And pray tell, why do you have the chair against the wall like that?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 01:02 PM (sy5kK)
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It's like it says in the Good Book, payback's a bitch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 01:02 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 25, 2021 12:54 PM
*fistbumb*
Keep your stick on the ice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 01:02 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (VVEnO)
Heh. Sodastream has never struck me as a company that knew how to market and deliver its service, which should be bigger than Budweiser and Coca-Cola combined.
And now Ralphs, which makes superior soda syrups, has been sold, apparently, or consolidated with some company called Warren something or other. Not as colorful or inviting as Ralphs, but the website seems to be much better run.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2021 01:02 PM (oQ94s)
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Do you 'reach', brother? [makes "L7" box shape with fingers]
Posted by: andycanuck at January 25, 2021 01:02 PM (ab0zp)
Multibillionaires? Sure, they can through away business and still never be able to give away all of their money to Leftist causes during the lifetimes.
This is an example of asymmetry, and it's working against us here.
Posted by: RalphF at January 25, 2021 01:02 PM (5FiEy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 12:45 PM (ejd/p)
It's most just head butts and stomping people when they're down.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 25, 2021 12:46 PM
This guy? He gets it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 25, 2021 01:03 PM (ejd/p)
I've never seen a conservative do that. Ever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2021 12:56 PM (dkP80)
To be fair, my conservative uncle does this. But he's one of those guys who talks just to hear his own voice. If it wasn't politics, it'd still be something.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor (fka Chunk Hunger) at January 25, 2021 01:03 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: BignJames at January 25, 2021 01:03 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
You cannot buy back something you never sold in the first place.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 25, 2021 01:04 PM (0DVOr)
You'd come out ahead baking a shitty cake (maybe I mean that figuratively, but maybe not) and fighting the refund in small claims court.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 25, 2021 12:55 PM (z79tQ)
Bake the cake, drop trou, sit on it, then wrap it up for your fabulous customer(s).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2021 01:04 PM (dkP80)
Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2021 12:48 PM (l3+k2)
No, that was Memories Pizza. The Masterpiece Cake crapfest was started by some gays who were actually long-time customers who wanted a wedding cake, but were refused, so they got all pissy about it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 25, 2021 01:04 PM (yP9BI)
Also, I was going to use the quote "the capitalists will sell us the rope by which we will hang them" or some variant thereof, but it turns out it is probably a made up quote. Attributed to various commies such as Stalin, Lenin, Marx, or John Brennan.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2021 01:04 PM (F0YaR)
just say, "sorry, booked solid for next 6 weeks (or 6 months), you want to go on the waiting list ?"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 25, 2021 01:04 PM (PpU3N)
Posted by: Mozam at January 25, 2021 01:05 PM (uToj1)
Meanwhile his parents set up a GoFundMe to get someone to kick his ass for them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 25, 2021 01:05 PM (dkP80)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 25, 2021 01:06 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 25, 2021 01:06 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, off to the great beyond. at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (C+We0)
Just wait until Biden comes for our guns.
Haha, mine are in the bottom of the lake.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 01:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AL at January 25, 2021 01:07 PM (VEc60)
Forced buyback or registration of all semi-auto guns. $200 tax per weapon, must fill out a 13 page form, provide ID and a current photograph per gun.
Failure to comply is 10 year federal rap and 10,000 dollar fine per instance.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2021 12:52 PM (f/z+J)
Send bachelors.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 25, 2021 01:08 PM (sy5kK)
They also said they had testimony from people arrested at the Capital that they believed they had "orders" from Trump to do what they did.Is this America?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2021 12:58 PM (sd8p
After the impeachment trial is over, there will be something else. The oligarchs are pretty much settling in to a permanent emergency that will require armed troops to protect them from the people they govern.
On the one hand, that's not America. On the other hand, I am at least a little bit pleased that they are so afraid of us for no reason. That leads me to believe this little gun legislation thing is going to go nowhere. Who represents Lexington and Concord? What was that little dustup about? Someone is bound to have a historical memory that dovetails with their fear of us (and of the NG troops themselves).
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 25, 2021 01:08 PM (BMmaB)
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It's Trump's fault that Tom Brady's balls were deflated!
P.S. How do you greet Lance Armstrong? "How's it hangin'?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 01:09 PM (VVEnO)
Thank goodness. I thought it was just me. Yikes.
Posted by: Carmenzoid at January 25, 2021 01:10 PM (9sa5h)
4th Infantry.
Posted by: SMH - Biracial Honkey at January 25, 2021 01:00 PM (+tqLU)
Got one also - 4th Tank Battalion USMC, unfortunately that battalion no longer exists.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 25, 2021 01:10 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: KeithV at January 25, 2021 01:11 PM (aZ8cu)
Posted by: thesgm at January 25, 2021 01:17 PM (d+Wxf)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2021 12:34 PM (qlFIA)
Shatila Bakery in east Dearborn.
Posted by: clutch at January 25, 2021 01:20 PM (9UmRs)
to your political cause as well. it's not like prices are fixed by the
government."
Not yet anyway.
Posted by: Jeff K at January 25, 2021 01:21 PM (cpVs2)
Meanwhile his parents set up a GoFundMe to get someone to kick his ass for them.
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Jeff Gillooly may be available to set something up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 25, 2021 01:21 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: AJ Duie at January 25, 2021 01:22 PM (oDpqT)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at January 25, 2021 01:31 PM (tSosf)
Or somebody that thinks Trump was the problem will do the work.
Posted by: nip-WRONG ABOUT TRUMP at January 25, 2021 01:33 PM (yoqcZ)
Posted by: Weak Geek at January 25, 2021 01:50 PM (Apbdw)
Not a good idea, IMHO.
Its better to work on the inside and make MORE money, so it could be put to better uses -- politically.
Posted by: Dansgirls at January 25, 2021 01:50 PM (mvp+a)
Posted by: Misguided Sailorguy at January 25, 2021 01:50 PM (y5BxJ)
This is why we need to be open about discriminating. "No woketards served here." Then they have to prove you discriminated for a reason that isn't the one you posted.
Posted by: jdgalt1 at January 25, 2021 01:53 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Wry Mouth at January 25, 2021 01:53 PM (N55zD)
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 25, 2021 01:53 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: leber at January 25, 2021 02:03 PM (TUdnY)
Posted by: Kingfish at January 25, 2021 02:10 PM (d7kHH)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 25, 2021 02:11 PM (uPsJY)
You bet. Coming right up. Maybe I'll put sugar in it, maybe I won't. I'm sure a flour sugarless cake will be perfect for your poly-transgender inter-species wedding.
Posted by: Patti at January 25, 2021 02:19 PM (1bKMN)
Posted by: SmileyGG at January 25, 2021 02:25 PM (3w9Fm)
Posted by: David at January 25, 2021 02:26 PM (u9peP)
Posted by: Monty James at January 25, 2021 02:27 PM (Zqz9o)
"Why, no sir. Of course not."
"Would you have any problem doing business with me since I actually support Donald Trump?"
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 25, 2021 02:28 PM (YPZzQ)
Posted by: Carly at January 25, 2021 02:43 PM (iFhQM)
Posted by: Tom W at January 25, 2021 02:52 PM (OZh1L)
Go John Galt on their ass.
I know plumbers that have done a version of this for years.
They have three prices: Friend prices, normal business prices, and asshole prices.
Posted by: Dr. Mongo at January 25, 2021 02:54 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: DZouave at January 25, 2021 02:59 PM (zyaIA)
Who except tech companies have either the time or the manpower to police wrongthink? Certainly not Earl or the Joneses.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 25, 2021 03:02 PM (GA8EQ)
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 25, 2021 03:12 PM (EEVQU)
Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at January 25, 2021 03:17 PM (VbLoi)
Posted by: thirteen28 at January 25, 2021 03:42 PM (KX4VP)
Posted by: Bob Johnston at January 25, 2021 03:57 PM (/a+Mq)
Bonus: we get to sleep at night, and live with ourselves, and not become Them.
Posted by: m at January 25, 2021 03:58 PM (o+Yqs)
Posted by: Lulu at January 25, 2021 04:02 PM (TB7HE)
Posted by: Rose at January 25, 2021 04:16 PM (f/Wek)
I work in IT... but I know how to change my oil, change a water heater, build a shed, do drywall.
Specialization is for insects.
I support this plan 1000%
Posted by: bob at January 25, 2021 04:20 PM (D2wY0)
Wokester brings the Beemer into the shop. Shop-owner: "OK, we'll need to run some diagnostics. What are your facebook, Twitter, and Instagram accounts?" Wokester: "How are those diagnostics for my car?" Shop-owner: "Oh, they're not for the car, they're for you. If you pass, then we'll look at the car."
Posted by: Sarge6 at January 25, 2021 04:29 PM (0kfUU)
Same idea for anyone batching about inflation, higher gas prices, or stupid regs or laws. If they voted for this make them pay, if they don't pay, they can learn to code it fixed.
Posted by: 1byland2bysea at January 25, 2021 05:07 PM (XoPVy)
Sarge6 at January 25, 2021 04:29 PM (0kfUU)
Exactly.
And if they ask why just tell them that you can't take the risk of working on some racist's car without checking. I'm sure they will understand.
Posted by: Dr. Mongo at January 25, 2021 05:17 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2021 05:30 PM (2ShTI)
Posted by: trump 4 ever at January 25, 2021 08:17 PM (er/ld)
I personally know contractors who live in the outer belt blue collar "ghettos" who have been offered 200% plus 20% on top of normal rates to refuse to agree to work within the radioactive radius.
This is an excellent concept, as the fact is the cities produce very little of value, and nothing that cannot be lived without.
Also social conscience shopping by refusing to purchase made in China products, manufacturers who exploit Latinos by hiring illegals denying minimum wages, poor conditions and creating ghettos because the lily white suburbs where the wealthy progressives congregate despise minorities.
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