Live: Biden Mumbles, Stutters, and Coughs His Way Through Covid Teleprompter-Reading

This is a very healthy specimen we have here.

Also note that this speech was scheduled for 1pm, but was late by almost two hours.

Maybe he had to wait for his methamphetamine shots to kick in.

Remember: Covid essentially disappeared as a threat this past week.

Make sure you congratulate the Panic Pornographers of Conservative, Inc., who giddily joined in the Information Operation.

Update:

Posted by: Ace at 03:10 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

2 st?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 21, 2021 03:11 PM (1uBGK)

3 I'm so happy we have a moral man as president that the world can look to for strong leadership.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

4 Present

Posted by: Martini Farmer -Now a Pirate Hoisting the Black Flag at January 21, 2021 03:11 PM (3H9h1)

5 Alberta Premier Jason Kenney says his government is "deeply disturbed" by U.S. President Joe Biden's decision to kill the Keystone XL pipeline expansion project.

Kenney said the move was a "gut punch for the Canadian and Alberta economies" and that the new U.S. administration should have consulted Canada before taking the decision.

"It is an insult directed at the United States' most important ally and trading partner on day one of a new administration.

"Let's be clear about what happened today. The leader of our closet ally retroactively vetoed approval for a pipeline that already exists, and which is co-owned by a Canadian government, directly attacking by far the largest part of the Canada-U.S. trade relationship, which is our energy industry and exports."

Posted by: SMOD at January 21, 2021 03:11 PM (3aI0K)

6 4

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2021 03:12 PM (DMUuz)

7 very normal

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 21, 2021 03:12 PM (zPHra)

8 5 "It is an insult directed at the United States' most important ally and trading partner on day one of a new administration.

"Let's be clear about what happened today. The leader of our closet ally retroactively vetoed approval for a pipeline that already exists, and which is co-owned by a Canadian government, directly attacking by far the largest part of the Canada-U.S. trade relationship, which is our energy industry and exports."
Posted by: SMOD at January 21, 2021 03:11 PM (3aI0K)

===========

"Miss me yet?"
-Trump

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

9 "Salute the Marines."

Posted by: Joseph R. Biden at January 21, 2021 03:13 PM (DMUuz)

10 We had a division wide meeting yesterday. I seriously thought it would have to do with inauguration. But! But! It didn't. They spent the whole hour talking about quarterly forecasts, profit sharing, and new time off policies. Not one GD word about yesterday's "event". I was thankful for that piece of sanity. Not everything is politics...yet.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 21, 2021 03:13 PM (F/Rk0)

11 C'mon man give me a break presidentin is hard

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at January 21, 2021 03:14 PM (Zmnko)

12 198 pages in the plan. Anything over 190 pages is guaranteed good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 21, 2021 03:14 PM (t7W2h)

13 What if the election was 100% honest and we were beat by this POS. Would we feel any more let down than we do now?
It is somehow comforting that there was a metric fuckton of cheating to get to this point.

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at January 21, 2021 03:15 PM (P4Pk9)

14 It's so detailed, it's has ttttens of dddozens, 198 pages.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 21, 2021 03:15 PM (vKhgw)

15 Geezer on his last legs, the whore is warming up in the bullpen...

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:15 PM (wgghp)

16 "Joe, zip your fly."

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (88+cf)

17 So who wrote the plan?

Posted by: squeakywheel at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (T2vUn)

18 I'm so proud

Posted by: DB- just DB. at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (k7y/Y)

19 What if the election was 100% honest and we were beat by this POS. Would we feel any more let down than we do now?
It is somehow comforting that there was a metric fuckton of cheating to get to this point.
Posted by: MAC SOG
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I would feel less bleak if it were legitimate.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (rwyDf)

20 Ah, proof that the dead can indeed be reanimated.

Posted by: Latemarch at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (tnOuI)

21 LOL imagine Trump unilaterally insulting an ally and the media response

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (wgghp)

22 how many are bots, and how many are Chinese who are auto-sub'd?
Posted by: deplorable_me at January 21, 2021 01:02 PM (+HWZ5)

************

(Willowed from a previous thread)

Yes, this is true and now for my "reward" for retrieving the FBI's dirty secrets database, instead of giving me a bowl full of noodles, I'm rewarded with the Twitter feed of Joe Biden.

I really wish I would have been given that bowl full of noodles instead.

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese Intel Computer Guy at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (xxG/v)

23 Appendix A in the 198 page plan is entitled "How the 25th Amendment Affects Implementation of The Plan"

Posted by: Staff Communications For President Kamala Harris at January 21, 2021 03:17 PM (t7W2h)

24 What will the "journalists" do now that they can't get their quick hit video to post on Twitter?

Posted by: Duke Lowell, Mourning in America at January 21, 2021 03:17 PM (kTF2Z)

25 Geezer on his last legs, the whore is warming up in the bullpen...
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:15 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 21, 2021 03:17 PM (DMUuz)

26 I would feel less bleak if it were legitimate.

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:17 PM (Zmnko)

27 Why is his face frozen?

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 21, 2021 03:18 PM (Nqq7o)

28 Worst president ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Joe.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at January 21, 2021 03:18 PM (88+cf)

29 19 A massively dumb electorate is not comforting, I mean they voted in Obama twice( assuredly there was fraud as well)

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:18 PM (wgghp)

30 The Biden Presidency is a remake of "Weekend At Bernie's"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 21, 2021 03:18 PM (t7W2h)

31 Why is his face frozen?

He borrowed some of Nancy's Botox?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:18 PM (Zmnko)

32 Listen fat, I don't take mef fetamins, they give me a happy shot in my ass

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:18 PM (wgghp)

33 Funny you should mention hitlers vitamins. I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 21, 2021 03:19 PM (uc+oy)

34 They'll have to post video of each other masturbating

Posted by: DB- just DB. at January 21, 2021 03:19 PM (k7y/Y)

35 I would feel less bleak if it were legitimate.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (rwyDf)

Maybe so, I cant imagine feeling much lower.

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at January 21, 2021 03:19 PM (P4Pk9)

36 Joe Rogan described him best.

"Biden, to me, is like having a flashlight with a dying battery and going for a long hike in the woods,"

Posted by: ryukyu at January 21, 2021 03:19 PM (vKhgw)

37 I can't cut n paste on a phone

Posted by: DB- just DB. at January 21, 2021 03:20 PM (k7y/Y)

38 Miss me yet?"
-Trump
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Started missin' ya at 1201 EST yesterday, buddy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 21, 2021 03:20 PM (0+46d)

39 36 Joe Rogan described him best.

"Biden, to me, is like having a flashlight with a dying battery and going for a long hike in the woods,"
Posted by: ryukyu at January 21, 2021 03:19 PM (vKhgw)

==========

He probably still voted for Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

40 Maybe he had to wait for his methamphetamine shots to kick in.

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You know who else took methamphetamine shots...

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:20 PM (LNVrA)

41 Plan has extra wide margins and is double spaced, a trick i learned in college. I was the first in my family to go......Joe Biden

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 21, 2021 03:21 PM (RaxiV)

42 We're in for months of this... and then we get the literal whore installed as POTUS. And then, the end begins.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:21 PM (NYS7S)

43 Let the pinhead eat his waffle, man.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 03:21 PM (O+I8R)

44 The worst of the COVID pandemic is over! Happy days are here again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:21 PM (VVEnO)

45 But who did joe Rogan vote for? He wouldn't commit to trump when directly asked

Posted by: Nckate at January 21, 2021 03:21 PM (PGh3U)

46 I felt a thrill going up my leg.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 21, 2021 03:22 PM (ufJfM)

47
I lurved the part where he drones on "... and I promise you you will hear from Fauci and not the President"

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:22 PM (LNVrA)

48 Not sure I can watch this completely sober.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at January 21, 2021 03:22 PM (5FCda)

49 Ace, you gotta get a clip of Biden responding to the first question from a reporter.

"C'mon man, give me a break" and walks off.

Posted by: WisRich at January 21, 2021 03:22 PM (G0vdT)

50 Josef Stolen succumbing to the Vid would be like instant karma.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 21, 2021 03:22 PM (yQpMk)

51 I was at lunch. Yes, indoor dining.
TV was on with no sound. I looked up and thought Rod Stewart is looking rough. Turns out it was Dr. Jill

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (2cfUo)

52 Josef Stolen succumbing to the Vid would be like instant karma.

He got the vaccine

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (Zmnko)

53 Saluting the Marines here, Boss!

4

Posted by: fluffy at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (UnQlg)

54 We're in for months of this... and then we get the literal whore installed as POTUS. And then, the end begins.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:21 PM (NYS7S)

Once they can no longer blame Trump, they'll get rid of Joe and blame him.

Posted by: WiNO at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (EpDzw)

55 I just can't stand to watch it.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (G3mTU)

56 "4"

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (G3mTU)

57 >>>Alberta Premier Jason Kenney says his government is "deeply disturbed" by U.S. President Joe Biden's decision to kill the Keystone XL pipeline expansion project.

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"Welcome to the party, pal!"

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (SVRfQ)

58 Goolag had better get that fucking deep fake program up and running. Time is running out for this alzheimer's victim. I'm still voting for him sadly succumbing to covid by spring, along with his darling doctor.

Hunter will of course be so despondent at the lost of his parent type humanoids he drives his M5 into a frozen lake after shooting himself several times because he couldn't wait for the cyanide to kick in. He apparently forgot all about the bomb in the car.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 2021% more FUCKITOL at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (L8ADy)

59 43 Let the pinhead eat his waffle, man.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 03:21 PM (O+I8R)

*************

It's Joe Biden, so it would be a purple crayon instead of a waffle.

We have detailed files on him, so trust me.

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese Intel Computer Guy at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (xxG/v)

60 40 JFK... oh, you mean that other guy

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (wgghp)

61 It's literally the first day of this filthy regime and it's already a fucking horror show.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (4jYfv)

62 Yeah, that jerkoff is totally unacceptable as President.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (1ISKN)

63 SCOAMF part deux

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (jvt6t)

64 He's on it. It's about time we had a coherent, well-spoken, articulate and calm president.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (hYcqw)

65 I hope no one in his administration accidentally sends him a jump scare email. Could be fatal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (f/z+J)

66 Kewl - we are saved!

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (fWryj)

67 "We will have nothing left to open. We must reopen the economy but we must do it smartly."

I love how Cuomo is now lifting Trump's syntactical patterns and general flow. They're all so bloody shameless.

Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (jBRLB)

68 He got the vaccine
----/
They tell us it's not a guarantee so keep wearing a mask....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (rwyDf)

69 This story will cheer the morons up

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/427204/

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (wgghp)

70 Can't wait ill he has to meet with World leaders...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (Zmnko)

71 Earpiece In Chief? I can't watch this drooling, stuttering, jackhole. I am worn out already and it's not even a full day of them. I can't see Slo Joe lasting til April.

Posted by: turambar at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (Gylu/)

72 I would have bet that Bai-Din wouldn't make it to tge end of the year.

Now I'm wondering if he"ll make it to the end of the month.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (0+46d)

73 The Nuance, Unity and Healing is overwhelming and he's not breaching our Norms.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (fWryj)

74 32 Listen fat, I don't take mef fetamins, they give me a happy shot in my ass
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:18 PM (wgghp)

The doctor had both hands on Bidens shoulders when he got the cock in his ass.

Posted by: Trump Won Bigly! at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (UVZsL)

75 Things are getting worse faster than I can lower my expectations...

Posted by: navybrat, kickin' back at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (w7KSn)

76 KungFlu will be given it's gold watch and sent into retirement by mid-February #MissionAccomplished

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (NYS7S)

77 Once they can no longer blame Trump, they'll get rid of Joe and blame him.
Posted by: WiNO at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (EpDzw)


No, I think they're always going to blame Trump. They would never admit to running an alzheimer's potato, and he'll be a martyr for the covid cause, which of course was due to global warming, which never existed until the orange man created it.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 2021% more FUCKITOL at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (L8ADy)

78 Josef Stolen succumbing to the Vid would be like instant karma.
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He got the vaccine


Him succumbing to the vaccine would be even better.

Posted by: spindrift at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (h5TKJ)

79 A massively dumb electorate is not comforting, I mean they voted in Obama twice( assuredly there was fraud as well)

Why would there need to be fraud? First, both GOP candidates threw the election. Second, did you see the creases in his trousers?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (EjmvJ)

80 Is there a way that people who voted for him can be forced to watch all of his public pronouncements?

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (G3mTU)

81
Where's Hillary's William the Refrigerator Epipen innoculator?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (s2VJv)

82 FU Canada! You dissed President Trump at every chance. You get what you deserve.

Posted by: dingbat at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (U39us)

83 Yesterday: Pisses off Israel

Today: Insults and blindsides Canada

We're on the One-a-Day Plan with our allies. Who will it be tomorrow?

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (mNhhD)

84
More people died from Covid than all of WWII.


No Joe.... that would be 20 million people.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (LNVrA)

85 KungFlu will be given it's gold watch and sent into retirement by mid-February #MissionAccomplished
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (NYS7S)



I'm torn between that and they need to keep it going to ramp up the plan for UBI.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (GbPPJ)

86 I would feel less bleak if it were legitimate.


I would be saddened rather than enraged.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (yQpMk)

87 A massively dumb electorate is not comforting, I mean they voted in Obama twice( assuredly there was fraud as well)

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:18 PM (wgghp)

*Against McCain and Romney.

If any of it was real, then I for one, forgive America.

Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (jBRLB)

88 So I guess he can put a lid on it for today?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (hlKab)

89 79 Why would there be fraud?Because it's their nature....

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (wgghp)

90 Ace, you gotta get a clip of Biden responding to the first question from a reporter.
"C'mon man, give me a break" and walks off.

Did anyone catch what the question was? Probably the first unscripted thing he's had to handle in months.

Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (VFOnz)

91 He's stealing Obama's let me be clear line.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (MYL08)

92 I would feel less bleak if it were legitimate.

Me too

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Absolutely. As I've said already, I could survive this meatball's term if it were legit. Why? Because I know things are going to be excruciatingly terrible very soon. Economic pain for most all of us. And swarms of illegals soon to overrun many parts of this country. And that's for starters. The lesson to be learned by voting for that doesn't apply because this was a stolen election. No lessons are going to be learned. Therefore, no corrections can be made since elections are no longer a tool for course change.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (O+I8R)

93 70 Can't wait ill he has to meet with World leaders...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (Zmnko)


Will he grope Merkel's grossen titten?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (s2VJv)

94 77 Once they can no longer blame Trump, they'll get rid of Joe and blame him.
Posted by: WiNO at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (EpDzw)


Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades."

So Trump's fault the Chinese sent the wuflu here...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (Zmnko)

95 Can't wait ill he has to meet with World leaders...
Posted by: It's me donna


Look fat, I'm supposed to meet Tojo at the end of January.

Posted by: Bai Den at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (d20MQ)

96 91 He's stealing Obama's let me be clear line.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (MYL0


Look on the bright side: If Peter Puffer won the election, he'd be saying "let me be queer."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (s2VJv)

97 Rush made a good observation today. Slow Joe speaks in 4 word sentence fragments off the teleprompter. He can't repeat anything longer than that. A challenging job indeed for his speech writer.

Posted by: Ziba at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (S1hrL)

98 That was the best speech about a pandemic I've ever seen.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (h5TKJ)

99 50 Josef Stolen succumbing to the Vid would be like instant karma.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 21, 2021 03:22 PM (yQpMk)
Karma for whom? We get stuck with the Crafty Beaver.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (vN+oL)

100 > It's literally the first day of this filthy regime and it's already a fucking horror show.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (4jYfv)

I laughed out loud at this ... gallows humor. If anyone at work asks, it was a cat video.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (+qMv7)

101 45 But who did joe Rogan vote for? He wouldn't commit to trump when directly asked
Posted by: Nckate at January 21, 2021 03:21 PM (PGh3U)

Joe is a Bernie Bro. I don't trust anyone who can vacillate between a socialist or Trump.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (KbCG3)

102 Biden's coughing and hacking, is he choking on his own b.s.?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (N39Ws)

103 This story will cheer the morons up

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/427204/
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM


And comment #69. Nicely done.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (ejd/p)

104 @85

No, they are going to end it, they have to.

But now they have a tool in their break the glass toolbox.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (4jYfv)

105 They will keep Potato Brain on for as long as possible. This is FUN for the commies. Making America look weak and frail on the world stage and forcing this down the electorate's throat is pure entertainment. There's zero rush.

Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (jBRLB)

106 79 A massively dumb electorate is not comforting, I mean they voted in Obama twice( assuredly there was fraud as well)

Why would there need to be fraud? First, both GOP candidates threw the election. Second, did you see the creases in his trousers?
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Umm, Obama stole the 2012 election with oodles of help from Romney, McConnell and Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (fWryj)

107 To be fair, agains either Romney or McCain would only have given them 90% of what Obama gave them...

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (wgghp)

108 91 He's stealing Obama's let me be clear line.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (MYL0

No kidding. We'd really like him to be clear, no one is stopping him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (1ISKN)

109 A massively dumb electorate is not comforting, I mean they voted in Obama twice( assuredly there was fraud as well)
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:18 PM (wgghp)

It's not that they're necessarily stupid. Blacks and Hispanics have reasons to vote for people who give them free shit. Yet that wasn't enough to carry Biden over the line. Jews voted for Biden and celebrated the political attack on real Americans, yet the Orthodox in New York almost certainly voted Trump.

You can't let go of the idea that much of Biden's "support" is as fake and perverse as he is.

Posted by: trev006 at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (KmzJ4)

110 3.9993

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (88+cf)

111 They'll have to post video of each other masturbating

Not sure which "they" you mean but I'm pretty sure the answer is "please, no."

Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (qc+VF)

112 Gotta call it a lid till March or so.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (buTO7)

113 102 Biden's coughing and hacking, is he choking on his own b.s.?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 21, 2021 03:27 PM (N39Ws)


If Biden goes, look who steps in. Not that Biden is even there right now anyway. But still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (s2VJv)

114 A federal judge on Thursday rejected Parlers demand that Amazon.com Inc restore web hosting services for the social media platform, which Amazon had cut off following the Jan. 6 storming of the U.S. Capitol.

U.S. District Judge Barbara Rothstein in Seattle said Parler failed to show it was likely to prevail on the merits of its claims, or that the public interest supported granting an injunction requiring the restoration of service.

Shocker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (85Gof)

115 KungFlu will be given it's gold watch and sent into retirement by mid-February #MissionAccomplished
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (NYS7S)

I'm torn between that and they need to keep it going to ramp up the plan for UBI.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (GbPPJ)

Was there for months - the WHO announcing new testing guidance fucking yesterday (they're not even trying to hide it) convinced me they're going to shut-down the Op to give the meat-puppet an easy win.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (NYS7S)

116 70 Can't wait till he has to meet with World leaders...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (Zmnko)

They'll do all the talking; he'll just sign the checks.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (G3mTU)

117 >Once they can no longer blame Trump, they'll get rid of Joe and blame him.
Posted by: WiNO at January 21, 2021 03:23 PM (EpDzw)

If they want, they can blame Trump for the next century. We're in a post-truth, post-electoral society.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (poEUH)

118 Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades."
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Biden didn't inherit shit. He stole it.

Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (jBRLB)

119 I give him 6 months

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (Zmnko)

120 Trump is morbidly obese!




Shut up about Nadler, you!!1!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (TK8Ry)

121 We gotta say this guy is healthy with a straight face! I say we start practicing now before his first health checkup.


And bob, I swear to god if you snicker during the press conference you're fired!

Posted by: CMO Walter Reed at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (f/z+J)

122 Did anyone catch what the question was? Probably the first unscripted thing he's had to handle in months.
Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (VFOnz)

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I *think* It was something about his 100 million vaccines in a 100 days goal.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (LNVrA)

123 Chernenko stuttered like that, probably.

Posted by: mrp at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (Pqytn)

124 Where's Hillary's William the Refrigerator Epipen innoculator?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

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In the black van on standby with the garrote.

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (zZd5s)

125 I would feel less bleak if it were legitimate.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (rwyDf)

I would feel more bleak. If it was legit I could plan an exit, secure in the knowledge that I simply didn't have anything in common with these people anymore.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (gAFsE)

126 Are they going to televise every EO he signs? This is typical leftist feel good BS, no one in the media will ever look at the results.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (1ISKN)

127 Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades."

Posted by: It's me donna


Decades. Plural. Minimum 20 years.
So they admit Barky's economy sucked goat's ass.
Don't let them weasel out from under that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (d20MQ)

128 90 Ace, you gotta get a clip of Biden responding to the first question from a reporter.
"C'mon man, give me a break" and walks off.

Did anyone catch what the question was? Probably the first unscripted thing he's had to handle in months.
Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (VFOnz)
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I didn't catch the question.

Posted by: WisRich at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

129 Meanwhile, at Mar-a-Lago, PDJT and the First Lady just appeared from their day long "nap"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (t7W2h)

130 Have they given him the nuke football yet? Or maybe PDT still has it. I wish.

Posted by: dingbat at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (U39us)

131 119 I give him 6 months
Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (Zmnko)

I have April 12 in the Biden out of office pool.

Its both me birthday, and the day the Civil War started.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (oHd/0)

132 Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades."

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Well, he should. You fuckers tanked it.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (LNVrA)

133 So who do you suppose is wearing the Biden skin suit today?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (ukNFU)

134 Vaccine rollout been a dismal failure? Perhaps Biden should look at all of the Govenors - as it is THEIR responsibility.
Here in NH, it is working nicely. Sununu is doing a decent job coordinating and rolling out vaccines.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (N39Ws)

135 Look, we honestly have no idea who "blacks and hispanics" even vote for. Just because 2016 blindsided the fuckers doesn't mean fraud hasn't been going on at every level since the year dot. It was too easy. They had too many different methods. All tried and true.

Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (jBRLB)

136
What a doddering old wreck, lol. Nothing says end-of-empire like this guy being in command of a nuclear arsenal.

And when I say "lol," I mean it. I laughed, watching that. What a farce.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (Bvn1K)

137 I bring you 15 (oops!) 10 commandments!

Posted by: Moses Biden at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

138 Trump managed to defeat the massive FMN/commie propaganda machine which includes "conservative think tanks" in 2016. So in 2020 they decided "hell with that, we don't have to convince a majority of the rubes to vote commie, we just have to SAY that a majority voted that way and you can't prove we are lying" And they got away with it. Thanks SCOTUS, thanks a bunch.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (Aashi)

139 Yet another stuttering clusterf*ck.


See also: Nanzi Pelosi.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (TwVNA)

140 >>>The lesson to be learned by voting for that doesn't apply because this was a stolen election. No lessons are going to be learned. Therefore, no corrections can be made since elections are no longer a tool for course change.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (O+I8R)

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Great point.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (SVRfQ)

141 @97

That's because on most teleprompters there are at most 4 words per line, so the meat puppet crashes into the end of each line and has to reset to begin the next line.

This is unbelievable!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (4jYfv)

142 U.S. District Judge Barbara Rothstein

Carter appointee. Fossil.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (NYS7S)

143 127 Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades."

Posted by: It's me donna
Decades. Plural. Minimum 20 years.
So they admit Barky's economy sucked goat's ass.
Don't let them weasel out from under that.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (d20MQ)


Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades." -- Created by Democrats Who Sabotaged the Greatest Economy in History.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (s2VJv)

144 111 They'll have to post video of each other masturbating

Not sure which "they" you mean but I'm pretty sure the answer is "please, no."
Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (qc+VF)

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That all depends on how angry you folks make General Secretary Xi.

Yes, we have detailed files on this too. And thanks for reminding me of it too. I worked very hard to try to forget it myself but now those imagines will be in my head for another month or so.

Posted by: Wang, the Chinese Intel Computer Guy at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (xxG/v)

145 Yeah, the US only led the world in people vaccinated while Trump was in office. You know, the guy who fast tracked a vaccine in a time they told us was impossible....

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (wgghp)

146 Dolphins aren't smiling. It's just the way their faces sit.

Lizards are not smiling.

Neither is the pres.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (yTRuK)

147 137 I bring you 15 (oops!) 10 commandments!
Posted by: Moses Biden at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

Wait, how'd the rule about bearing false witness get left in?

Posted by: Bi-duh at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (oHd/0)

148 125 I would feel less bleak if it were legitimate.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM (rwyDf)

I would feel more bleak. If it was legit I could plan an exit, secure in the knowledge that I simply didn't have anything in common with these people anymore.
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:29 PM (gAFsE)

I would feel much better because the "voting our way out of it" option might still be on the table.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (KbCG3)

149 Melanie Benjamin
@MelanieBen
No more waking at 3 AM full of existential dread. Tonight we sleep like we used to when we were 5 & we fell asleep in the backseat of the car knowing that Dad was in charge & nothing bad could happen. Good night, America!

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Yeah, there's nothing scary about Biden behind the wheel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (VVEnO)

150 Unemployment is half what it was during Obamas so called recovery. But worst economy in decades according to MSM.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (o3bCa)

151 >FU Canada! You dissed President Trump at every chance. You get what you deserve.
Posted by: dingbat at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (U39us)

Yeah, I've had more than my fill of smug, faux-nice Canadians lecturing us. They can eat a fat dick (Canadian Morons excepted).

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (poEUH)

152 I'm sorry I cannot bring myself to watch that drooling imbecile. I made myself a promise that I would never ever listen to one word he says. That goes for all his flunkies too. Can't do it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (nxdel)

153 Out: We must protect the most vulnerable.

In: Eh, fuck granny - she had a good run.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (LWu6U)

154 I'm torn between that and they need to keep it going to ramp up the plan for UBI.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 21, 2021 03:25 PM (GbPPJ)


They probably never really figured out the exit strategy, nor discussed it with their blue state govs. I don't think it's EVER going to go away. They can't let it, it's too perfect a distraction and excuse. They have to find some sort of balance where it's not going to kill you, but you still need to wear a mask. Maybe they'll figure out some sort of magic sauce to put on the mask that keeps covid away.

But the blue state govs/mayors love their newfound power way too much to let go of it. I don't see it going anywhere any time soon. So we'll have this weird disconnect between nobody dying, it's all better, Joe saved us! And "it just killed some guy in Bupkiss Iowa, we'd better really watch it because this is a scary new strain - don't go outside, don't talk with people, wear 4 masks..."

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 2021% more FUCKITOL at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (L8ADy)

155 I would feel less bleak if it were legitimate.""

I'd feel more bleak if he were legitimately elected. It would mean our country was done.

Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (L3Rsz)

156 How much do they pay the harpy blint to scream over the reporters asking questions? This seems like it is a vital job for Josef Stolen's administration.

Posted by: Archer at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (gmo/4)

157 136
What a doddering old wreck, lol. Nothing says end-of-empire like this guy being in command of a nuclear arsenal.

And when I say "lol," I mean it. I laughed, watching that. What a farce.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (Bvn1K)


Biden is NOT in command of anything. He is being poked, prodded and kicked to speak pre-digested lines. The policy is driven by Jarrett, Soros, Ayers or some combo of all three.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (s2VJv)

158 I wonder who shit Joes pants today.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (+ya+t)

159 "Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades." "


I thought it was "Biden inherits vaccine distribution nightmare" They should stick to one message a day or the lemmings will get confused and just tune it out.

Posted by: Ripley at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (MxEKc)

160 Tonight we sleep like we used to when we were 5 & we fell asleep in the backseat of the car knowing that Dad was in charge & nothing bad could happen. Good night, America!

I think she meant good bye America

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (Zmnko)

161
I wonder if it bothers Obama that this Crypt Keeper fuck pulled 15 million more votes than him.....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (LNVrA)

162 118 Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades."
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Biden didn't inherit shit. He stole it.
Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 03:28 PM (jBRLB)

4

Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (Izzlo)

163 Cheese and Rice! This country is being run by a manipulated alzheimers patient.

Posted by: Bosk at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (SWbVS)

164 He's stealing Obama's let me be clear line.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM
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Which Bamm Bamm stole from Nixon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (0+46d)

165 If you are waking up at 3am because of Trump you have more issues than who is president.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (o3bCa)

166 Did anyone catch what the question was? Probably the first unscripted thing he's had to handle in months.
Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at January 21, 2021 03:26 PM (VFOnz)
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I didn't catch the question.
Posted by: WisRich


"Joe! Did you just shit yourself?"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (d20MQ)

167 When Canadians eat a fat dick what do they use as a condiment ?

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (wgghp)

168 I would feel less bleak because there would be a chance to vote our way back. With it being stolen there is no chance that voting matters ever again.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (rwyDf)

169 The Canadian guy I happen to know (not well) HATED Trump with a passion. He truly had TDS to the max. [This after he was allowed to stay here in the USA under the radar until his totally bitchy GF pissed someone off so badly that he got turned into ICE]
If he's indicative of the rest of the Canadians......well, cry me a river.
No sympathy here.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor TRUMP WON at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (jMEOg)

170 He makes Obama look like a great President !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (TdWJo)

171 @127 Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades."


Would that be the economy that saw 32% GDP growth in the 3rd Quarter? The same economy that went from 15% unemployment down to 6.7% in just 7 months?


Posted by: Sam In VA at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (Nqq7o)

172 Me too, Jewells. I can't even look at pictures of them. Scroll as fast as I can when I see them posted. My fury is too great at what they've done. They sicken me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (O+I8R)

173 This seems like it is a vital job for Josef Stolen's administration.
Posted by: Archer at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (gmo/4)

Ohhh, I like that nickname. Stealin' it.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (gAFsE)

174 156 Josef Stolen's administration
Posted by: Archer at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (gmo/4)

Ha!

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (G3mTU)

175 Gotta' admit - I'd love to take a hit of whatever they're shooting Joe up with before they wheel him out.

Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (EjQ00)

176 Change will come, and it will come at the state and local levels.

Posted by: mrp at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (Pqytn)

177 And since, on the last thread, it was mentioned that this pant-shitting theif walked off without answering a single question, only whining, "Come on, man, give me a break," and the "brave firefighters" of the press allowed themselves to be prodded out, I will repeat my one litmus test for any quasi-GOP or Trump-vetted candidate from here on out -

Do you agree with President Trump that the MFM are the enemy of the American people, and will you take the necessary steps to neutralize and / or imprison them short of beating them into a coma?

It's a yes or no question. You hesitate or say "no," you do not get my support. PERIOD.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)

178 >> Dolphins aren't smiling. It's just the way their faces sit.


Dolphin's only smile when they are raping or thinking about raping.

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (WBRvN)

179 167 When Canadians eat a fat dick what do they use as a condiment ?

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (wgghp)

Mayo.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor TRUMP WON at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (jMEOg)

180 Just like with the economy, they are going to TELL you all the good news about the virus daily, but you will never EVER get to experience it.

Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (jBRLB)

181 I am hoping that things get so bad that people refuse to believe he was legitimately elected.

Soon, no one will admit to having voted for him. Our ranks of Trump voters will swell to 100+ million if things get bad enough.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (LWu6U)

182 >> Melanie Benjamin

@MelanieBen

No more waking at 3 AM full of existential dread. Tonight we sleep
like we used to when we were 5 we fell asleep in the backseat of
the car knowing that Dad was in charge nothing bad could happen.
Good night, America!


I don't know who this person is but I do know that she is an imbecile.

Posted by: DJ at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (O3/K+)

183 No more waking at 3 AM full of existential dread. Tonight we sleep like we used to when we were 5 & we fell asleep in the backseat of the car knowing that Dad was in charge & nothing bad could happen. Good night, America!

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Yeah, there's nothing scary about Biden behind the wheel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (VVEnO)

Lets see... 5? 1964. Johnson was President, and started to tank the economy. Then got us into a Long Foreign War.

Oh, and started the whole Affirmative Action Bullshit which still plagues us today.

Yup... just like when I was 5.

Posted by: Bi-duh at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (oHd/0)

184 137 I bring you 15 (oops!) 10 commandments!
Posted by: Moses Biden at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

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OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (ukNFU)

185 @MattWalshBlog
Yes I'm a conservative and a critic of this new administration but I still think it's important to acknowledge historic events when they happen. Today a glass ceiling has been shattered. Joe Biden is the first man with full blown dementia to be inaugurated president.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (hYcqw)

186 Biden represents the gerontocracy very well. He lacks Nanzi's clown face, though. And he's no match for McConnell's turtle act.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (fWryj)

187 >Melanie Benjamin

@MelanieBen

>No more waking at 3 AM full of existential dread

That's not Dread. That's my fingers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (WBRvN)

188 I would feel much better because the "voting our way out of it" option might still be on the table.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

No, that would still be worse. Because we voted our way into Biden.

We can maybe overcome cheating via the states. We can't overcome a majority of folks who cheerfully voted for Sleepy.

Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (L3Rsz)

189 I ate at a restaurant over the weekend. Indoors too!!!!!

And Miraculously I am alive to tell the tale.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (o3bCa)

190 Melanie Benjamin
@MelanieBen
No more waking at 3 AM full of existential dread. Tonight we sleep like we used to when we were 5 & we fell asleep in the backseat of the car knowing that Dad was in charge & nothing bad could happen. Good night, America!

-
Yeah, there's nothing scary about Biden behind the wheel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (VVEnO)

If it wasn't for Twitter, how would we learn the deep mindthoughts of wealthy, comfortable upper class women?

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (gAFsE)

191 Actually hope he goes downhill more every day. Got a few bucks on July 1

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (Cxk7w)

192 >>> Unemployment is half what it was during Obamas so called recovery. But worst economy in decades according to MSM.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (o3bCa)

=======

And I thought the gaslighting from the left and msm (birm) was bad before. I really am going to have to go into a total news blackout, just for the sake of my liver.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (SVRfQ)

193 I bring you 15 (oops!) 10 commandments!
Posted by: Moses Biden at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

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LIke that guy could walk downhill with even *two* rocks in his hands.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (q/kmn)

194 Dolphin's only smile when they are raping or thinking about raping.

Much like Joe.

Posted by: spindrift at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (h5TKJ)

195 I am canceling the Keystone Cops Pickleline because I have been told by Wolf Blitzer at the UN or something that the White Supremacists are transporting COVID 20 virus from Mexico to the US border at Kentucky to kill persons of color.

Posted by: James at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (TdWJo)

196 172 Me too, Jewells. I can't even look at pictures of them. Scroll as fast as I can when I see them posted. My fury is too great at what they've done. They sicken me.

Me too.. I never listened to obama and I have no intention of listening to asshole, his wife or the whore

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (Zmnko)

197
Biden is NOT in command of anything. He is being poked, prodded and kicked to speak pre-digested lines. The policy is driven by Jarrett, Soros, Ayers or some combo of all three.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (s2VJv)

Oh, of course. But that's what I mean. Just a lost old man floating in the shark-infested waters of late imperial politics, circled by unctuous, scheming courtiers and praetorian guards. It's such an obvious joke that nobody needs to hear the punchline.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (Bvn1K)

198 Yeah, basically it's the first day and these fucks are going pedal to the metal right out of the gate.

There will be open warfare in the streets by June at this pace.

That actually might be their plan, extreme provocation that absolutely has to be met with force.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (4jYfv)

199 I don't know who this person is but I do know that she is an imbecile.
Posted by: DJ at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (O3/K+)

Did you just assume that moron's gender?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (NYS7S)

200 >>OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in


Bladerunner

Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (B9Aag)

201 gerontocracy "

This is a good and useful term.

Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (L3Rsz)

202 Good night, America!


Indeed.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (yQpMk)

203 Gotta' admit - I'd love to take a hit of whatever they're shooting Joe up with before they wheel him out.
Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (EjQ00)

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Daaaang.

I gotta admit... Joe does bear a resemblance to Captain Christopher Pike in his wheelchair.

*blink*
*blink*

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (LNVrA)

204 Meetings with foreign leaders will be as follows: staff will ask the foreign leader what he wants, he will tell them what he wants, he'll pop in to say "Hi" to Biden and that will be it.

Foreign leader gets what he wants, that's all he cares about.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (E+OcO)

205 I know. Let's all pretend we believe in the election and president.

Then we pull the rug out from under them on camera.

History.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (yTRuK)

206 We can eat indoors in NJ. You need to keep your face diaper on when you leave the forcefield around your table though...

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (wgghp)

207 Were I a woman, I don't think I could fall asleep in the same car as a known rapist.

Posted by: spindrift at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (h5TKJ)

208 Ohhh, I like that nickname. Stealin' it.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (gAFsE)
Credit where credit is due. I stole it from Sponge.

Posted by: Archer at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (gmo/4)

209 I think the question to Biden was something like "is your vaccine goal high enough". Not sure exactly.

Posted by: WisRich at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (G0vdT)

210 >>> 157 136
What a doddering old wreck, lol. Nothing says end-of-empire like this guy being in command of a nuclear arsenal.

And when I say "lol," I mean it. I laughed, watching that. What a farce.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (Bvn1K)


Biden is NOT in command of anything. He is being poked, prodded and kicked to speak pre-digested lines. The policy is driven by Jarrett, Soros, Ayers or some combo of all three.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (s2VJv)

They like to think so.

Posted by: Xi at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (TK8Ry)

211 Over at Bongino Report, Pelosi is claiming Trump could be "an accessory to murder" for the Capitol Riots.

I seriously want every member of Congress to catch painful ass cancer.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (VWp7G)

212 Now they put up sneeze guards between tables....

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (wgghp)

213 I made it through eight years of that worthless pot smoking asshole with a dude for a wife without hearing him speak except after he personally shot Bin Laden.

I plan on not hearing or watching Biden either. The news radio in the car almost got me yesterday when they began playing his stupidity at his installation.

Thank the lord for volume buttons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (f/z+J)

214 Just drop the theater using this sick puppet. Make the shitheel who write this crap come out and recite it.

Posted by: ProfShade - Mitch is Chucky's bitch at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (BdDfF)

215 No, that would still be worse. Because we voted our way into Biden.

We can maybe overcome cheating via the states. We can't overcome a majority of folks who cheerfully voted for Sleepy.
Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (L3Rsz)

I see it as the exact opposite. The cheating was allowed to flourish by those in power. Essentially, the inmates are running the asylum.

There's a chance that enough people wake up and realize they don't want this shit show anymore. That realization doesn't matter when the cheaters control who counts the votes.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (KbCG3)

216 191 Oh and to prove to Melanie she has been a tool and was played.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)

217 does sundown even have a legal driving lisence? I doubt he could get one legally

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (85Gof)

218 It's no win for the Dems. It's either "Biden inherits worst economy in decades" or have Biden declare "peace and unity". When it's obvious that Joe isn't exactly a man of action and conviction, "peace and unity" is a better choice, and no one believes the Party Line.

Posted by: mrp at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (Pqytn)

219 Mayo


That's just ice cream!

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (+ya+t)

220 When you watch this, remember folks...

We were told that Trump was a simpleton who wrote and read at a grade-school level. We were told his speeches were dull and uninspiring. We were told his oratory skills were lackluster.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (q/kmn)

221
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Holy Crap, who came up with *Joseph Stolen*???

Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 02:34 PM (jBRLB)

Raises hand proudly, hoping I didn't steal it from anyone.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 21, 2021 02:37 PM (KbCG3)
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Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (jBRLB)

222 I would feel much better because the "voting our way out of it" option might still be on the table.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (KbCG3)


Ditto, that would mean the system still worked in some way. Rather we know it's broken and corrupted at every level. And their next move is to silence us and to guarantee they'll never have to worry about another election ever again.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 2021% more FUCKITOL at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (L8ADy)

223 OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in?
Posted by: johnd01 at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (ukNFU)

History of the World Part I

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (Ez6QX)

224 206 We can eat indoors in NJ. You need to keep your face diaper on when you leave the forcefield around your table though...

We can't even eat outside here in NorCal

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (Zmnko)

225 Oh, of course. But that's what I mean. Just a lost old man floating in the shark-infested waters of late imperial politics, circled by unctuous, scheming courtiers and praetorian guards. It's such an obvious joke that nobody needs to hear the punchline.
-----------------
Nicely said Yud.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (fWryj)

226 This seems like it is a vital job for Josef Stolen's administration.
Posted by: Archer at January 21, 2021 03:32 PM (gmo/4)

Ohhh, I like that nickname. Stealin' it.
Posted by: Vanya


I get spelling it with the "e" to make the steal, but if you are spelling it Josef, the last name should be spelled Stolin.
One letter off from Stalin. Josef Stolin.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (d20MQ)

227 I can't even look at pictures of them. Scroll as fast as I can when I see them posted. My fury is too great at what they've done. They sicken me.

Same here. In fact I'll throw most of the GOP in there was well.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (nxdel)

228 Trump is going to be almost universally missed by nearly everyone by Easter, even by people who wanted him gone.
On top of that, nearly everything he said that was called a lie will either come to pass or otherwise be proven true.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (HrMC1)

229 >>OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in


Bladerunner....
Posted by: garrett at January 21, 2021 03:36 PM (B9Aag)

----

.... Be NICE

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (LNVrA)

230 Maybe he had to wait for his methamphetamine shots to kick in.


"Paging Dr. Morrell. Dr. Morrell to the white courtesy phone. Dr. Morrell."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (c9t1s)

231 @MelanieBen

No more waking at 3 AM full of existential dread. Tonight we sleep
like we used to when we were 5 we fell asleep in the backseat of
the car knowing that Dad was in charge nothing bad could happen.
Good night, America!

totes not a cult though....

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (ihUzW)

232 Just how bad was the Trump constituency?

https://bit.ly/3sVBYci

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (VVEnO)

233 184 137 I bring you 15 (oops!) 10 commandments!
Posted by: Moses Biden at January 21, 2021 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

-----

OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in?
Posted by: johnd01 at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (ukNFU)
----------

History of the World, Part 1?

Posted by: WisRich at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (G0vdT)

234 200 >>OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in


Prometheus.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (PiwSw)

235 Joseph Stolin might be tired, but it's a 18 hour a day job, stay out of the kitchen if it's to hot to be chief.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (Cxk7w)

236 Media headline today was "Biden inherits worst economy in decades."

--

The "media" is so laughable, it's just not possible to put it into words.

Trump's economy broke countless records for economic strength and employment across the board. Until Communist China and the Communist Democrats cooked up this phony pandemic to take Trump down. They know it. And we know it.

Prop up this nasty, senile old bastard with a rotten brain all you want. I'd lose my bearings if you didn't.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (O+I8R)

237 Biden:
Fauci = Science.
SMH.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (N39Ws)

238 This story will cheer the morons up

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/427204/
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:24 PM (wgghp)
++++
Why? I mean, cool, I guess, strippers roughin' up the clam, but tales of vapid whorish degeneracy aren't meant for "the leading online magazine dedicated to love and relationships." In a Penthouse letter, sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (hYcqw)

239 I dont see what the big deal is. I kept a grueling workout regimen and "wrote" several SCOTUS opinions while my status as a frail husk was hidden from the public by a corrupt media. China Joe should be fine.

Posted by: Zombie RBG at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (OHjVy)

240 >>>OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in?
Posted by: johnd01 at January 21, 2021 03:34 PM (ukNFU)

======


Mel Brooks' History of the World, Part 1

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (SVRfQ)

241 >>> 198 Yeah, basically it's the first day and these fucks are going pedal to the metal right out of the gate.

There will be open warfare in the streets by June at this pace.

That actually might be their plan, extreme provocation that absolutely has to be met with force.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (4jYfv)

Then we can help! ...I mean, the UN blue helmets will help. That's it.

Posted by: Xi at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (TK8Ry)

242 >When Canadians eat a fat dick what do they use as a condiment ?
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:33 PM (wgghp)

Brown gravy and cheese curds, I assume.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (poEUH)

243 They had an ad on the other day for some bill with color portraits of Biden and Kamala on it...I don't see Biden/Harris merchandise selling like hot cakes bit who knows...

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (wgghp)

244 What can't Joe do? NY,Chicago and DC restaurants opening? Dude is Moses.

Posted by: Rando East Texas Poster at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (QgW45)

245 "History of the World" Part One

The Old Testament

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I48hr8HhDv0

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (G3mTU)

246 We can't even eat outside here in NorCal
Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:37 PM (Zmnko)

Restaurants here can have outdoor seating but it's been like 25 degrees.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (Ez6QX)

247 The Dementia Shuffle will become the new lefty dance craze.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (lgiXo)

248 OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in?

Ghost Ship.

Posted by: spindrift at January 21, 2021 03:40 PM (h5TKJ)

249 aises hand proudly, hoping I didn't steal it from anyone.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 21, 2021 02:37 PM (KbCG3)

-----

Ace owes you some trademark graft and royalty payments.

Send him an email. If he doesnt respond keep sending them. Every day . Ace is busy sometimes.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:40 PM (LNVrA)

250 On top of that, nearly everything he said that was called a lie will either come to pass or otherwise be proven true.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:38 PM (HrMC1)

No it won't be! We've debunked it! Whatever you say, we've debunked it! Divisiveness! Racism! SEDITION! REEEEEEEE

Posted by: The MFM at January 21, 2021 03:40 PM (gAFsE)

251 Just trying to lighten the mood here boss...

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:40 PM (wgghp)

252 We need more,
_higher and bigger fences encompassing all the mall and monuments. (all DC would be best)
_fences around all federal buildings in states, counties and cities
_visible la guardia parading the perimeter of the fences
_federal job qualification standards
_wage and price control
_fairness and equality in all things

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (ZOvGr)

253 There's a chance that enough people wake up and realize they don't want this shit show anymore. That realization doesn't matter when the cheaters control who counts the votes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Either (wake-up/reform the vote) are possible, both highly improbable. There. I was bleak.

Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (L3Rsz)

254 Worst economy in decades..... in NY, NJ and CA. In real America things are looking pretty damn good. Or were.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (o3bCa)

255 OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in?

Ghost Ship.
Posted by: spindrift at January 21, 2021 03:40 PM (h5TKJ)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)

256 Biden is NOT in command of anything. He is being poked, prodded and kicked to speak pre-digested lines. The policy is driven by Jarrett, Soros, Ayers or some combo of all three.

--

I called him Charlie McCarthy other day, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (O+I8R)

257 >>>Why? I mean, cool, I guess, strippers roughin' up the clam, but tales of vapid whorish degeneracy aren't meant for "the leading online magazine dedicated to love and relationships." In a Penthouse letter, sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2021 03:39 PM (hYcqw)

======

Glenn Reynolds' vices. Fitness, sports cars, and sex, so of course it was something he would post.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (SVRfQ)

258 Pelosi says Trump would be an accessory to murder? Seriously... looks like impeachment is on...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (Zmnko)

259 254 Joe will fix that!

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (wgghp)

260 Tonight we sleep like we used to when we were 5 & we fell asleep in the backseat of the car knowing that Dad was in charge & nothing bad could happen. Good night, America!
---
1. I don't want the President to be my Dad.

B. I really don't want Joe Biden to my Dad.

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (YHB4d)

261 OMG I forgot all about that line! What movie was that in?



Ghost Ship.

Posted by: spindrift at January 21, 2021 03:40 PM (h5TKJ)

Brian Dennehey's portrayal of the ship was magnificent.

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (ihUzW)

262 Just trying to lighten the mood here boss...
Posted by: steevy

How DARE you!

Posted by: Greta at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (L3Rsz)

263
> Melanie Benjamin

@MelanieBen

No more waking at 3 AM full of existential dread.

Tranny with prostate problems.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (vN+oL)

264 I like the version that spells his first name "Josef."

Josef Stolen

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (G3mTU)

265
As far as lightening the mood goes... Biden is a surefire hit. With everything else going on, at least he's comic relief. If you can't laugh at Porridgehead in the above clip, you have a heart of stone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (Bvn1K)

266 Either (wake-up/reform the vote) are possible, both highly improbable. There. I was bleak.
Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (L3Rsz)

Improbable. We have found our common ground, haha.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (KbCG3)

267 16 "Joe, zip your fly."
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 21, 2021 03:16 PM

Joe, UNzip your fly.
(Thinking maybe THIS will give this racist old white geezer a heart attack)

Posted by: Kamala "Anything to Get Promoted" Harris at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (OHjVy)

268 The best thing about shitbucket is that he has no higher executive function in his brain.

He is like a brain damaged patent, and always has been. This is why he sniffs people in public, or tells such whopper lies. Now, with dementia, it will be worse, but at least it will be entertaining.

But as far as governing goes, he will mandate gay sex in grammar schools during recess if some aid comes up with the idea and he thinks it will win impress someone. He has no analytical or logical brake on anything. He is a the distilled essence of panderer. a monster out of the forbidden planet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (LWu6U)

269 Pete Buttguy has advice for those who lose their jobs thanks to Joe cancelling Keystone.

Tommy Pigott
@TCPigott
Transportation Secretary nominee Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (VVEnO)

270 Just trying to lighten the mood here boss...
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:40 PM (wgghp)
++++
I dig it. I am just always fascinated by lefty magazines and outlets doing everything they can to normalize bad behavior. Cucking, cheating, tranny shit, whatever - if it's in poor taste, they're all for it. Didn't mean to come off as an asshole and I meant nothing by it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (hYcqw)

271 That actually might be their plan, extreme provocation that absolutely has to be met with force.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (4jYfv)


So be it. I'm no fan of the "don't react, that's what they want" crowd. Its After School Special logic at its worst. It may take two to fight - but it only takes one to beat the others ass senseless. They're playing a heads they win, tails we lose game. Its long past time to flip the fvcking tables.

Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (EjQ00)

272 @230 More like Doctor Moreau.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (E+OcO)

273 264 I like the version that spells his first name "Josef."

Josef Stolen
Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (G3mTU)

I actually prefer it to be Stolin, as well.

Josef Stolin, really rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (KbCG3)

274 As far as lightening the mood goes... Biden is a surefire hit. With everything else going on, at least he's comic relief. If you can't laugh at Porridgehead in the above clip, you have a heart of stone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (Bvn1K)

Seriously. How long before he takes his dick out and starts pissing on the podium mid-"remarks"?

Posted by: The MFM at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (gAFsE)

275 269 Pete Buttguy has advice for those who lose their jobs thanks to Joe cancelling Keystone.

Tommy Pigott
@TCPigott
Transportation Secretary nominee Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (VVEnO)


Just like his hero Obama. Learn to code.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (f/z+J)

276 I didn't take it that way Joe

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (wgghp)

277 Looking forward to the WH fly that lands on shit presidents faces.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (fWryj)

278 Pelosi says Trump would be an accessory to murder? Seriously... looks like impeachment is on...
Posted by: It's me donna

Glad in a way, Trump will have his day in court. Bring in the peachmints, Nanny P.

Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (L3Rsz)

279 BREAKING: Biden Handlers to Issue Executive Order Moving the US Embassy in Israel from Jerusalem to Tehran. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (zZd5s)

280 Tommy Pigott
@TCPigott
Transportation Secretary nominee Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (VVEnO)

Cool, so return of #LearnToCode

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (NYS7S)

281 And our stalwart GOP senators are trying to decide whether listen to the voters who elected them, or obey the orders issued by their donor base. Whatever will they do?

Posted by: mrp at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (Pqytn)

282 Seriously. How long before he takes his dick out and starts pissing on the podium mid-"remarks"?

Posted by: The MFM at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (gAFsE)
cnn already did that

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (ihUzW)

283 saying those workers need to get "different ones"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (VVEnO)

And remember they say that conservatives don't "care".

Posted by: ... at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (jBRLB)

284 >If it wasn't for Twitter, how would we learn the deep mindthoughts of wealthy, comfortable upper class women?
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (gAFsE)

As a whole, how much of American society has been changed for the worst lately because of the neuroticism of the these types? Everything must be upended to assuage that empty hole in their souls, and yet it's never enough.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (poEUH)

285 >>> 269 Pete Buttguy has advice for those who lose their jobs thanks to Joe cancelling Keystone.

Tommy Pigott
@TCPigott
Transportation Secretary nominee Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (VVEnO)

Genius!!!

Also, ignore any benefit to say, Warren Buffett, who owns trains pulling fuel tanks....

Posted by: This... is XiNN at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (TK8Ry)

286 269 Pete Buttguy has advice for those who lose their jobs thanks to Joe cancelling Keystone.

Tommy Pigott
@TCPigott
Transportation Secretary nominee Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (VVEnO)

Go away. Learn to code. Eat at Arby's.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (KbCG3)

287 269 Pete Buttguy has advice for those who lose their jobs thanks to Joe cancelling Keystone.

Tommy Pigott
@TCPigott
Transportation Secretary nominee Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (VVEnO)

#learntocode

Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (Izzlo)

288 For what it's worth, I just found the info on the place that I used to use for webhosting. it's Entirely Digital, in Toronto. I think I may move my stuff back there. It's a bit cheaper than Bluehost.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (JKNZq)

289 I wish Israel would tell them to get fucked. Keep your embassy in our capital or gtfo but of course they can't

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (wgghp)

290 Hack the earpiece. 4chan has to be on that.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (G3mTU)

291 Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"

White, gay, Leftist privilege. Maybe some...nah..nevermind.

Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (L3Rsz)

292 Hack the earpiece. 4chan has to be on that.
Posted by: m

LOL..that would be quite tremendous.

Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:45 PM (L3Rsz)

293 Damn bunch of Amy Schumer's up in this joint.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2021 03:45 PM (f/z+J)

294 Oh just get different jobs. That is a brilliant plan. See this is what a Harvard education provides the ability to think outside the box and come up with bold new solutions.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:45 PM (o3bCa)

295 279 BREAKING: Biden Handlers to Issue Executive Order Moving the US Embassy in Israel from Jerusalem to Tehran. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (zZd5s)

Fake.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:45 PM (G3mTU)

296 So banks are closing Trump's accounts?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:45 PM (Zmnko)

297 274 As far as lightening the mood goes... Biden is a surefire hit. With everything else going on, at least he's comic relief. If you can't laugh at Porridgehead in the above clip, you have a heart of stone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (Bvn1K)

Seriously. How long before he takes his dick out and starts pissing on the podium mid-"remarks"?
Posted by: The MFM at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (gAFsE)

Ding-a-ling-aling! I'm a fireman!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden? at January 21, 2021 03:45 PM (Izzlo)

298 Ghost Ship.

Sam Jackson was great in that.

I'm tired of these motherfucking ghosts on this motherfucking ship!


It gets me every time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (yQpMk)

299 BREAKING: Judge denies Parler's motion for injunction. ORDER denying Plaintiff's 2 Motion for TRO/Preliminary Injunction. Parler has failed to meet the standard set by Ninth Circuit and U.S. Supreme Court precedent for issuance of a preliminary injunction. To be clear, the Court is not dismissing Parler's substantive underlying claims at this time. Parler has fallen far short, however, of demonstrating, as it must, that it has raised serious questions going to the merits of its claims, or that the balance of hardships tips sharply in its favor. It has also failed to demonstrate that it is likely to prevail on the merits of any of its three claims; that the balance of equities tips in its favor, let alone strongly so; or that the public interests lie in granting the injunction. For these and the remaining reasons articulated in this order, Parler's motion for a preliminary injunction is DENIED. Signed by Judge Barbara J. Rothstein. (PM) (Entered: 01/21/2021)

Posted by: SMOD at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (3aI0K)

300 Thanks all for the help with the movie quote. I found the clip. It's about 47 minutes into Showgirls.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (ukNFU)

301 Wapo is reporting that Banks United have closed Trumps accounts. At Gateway Pundit. Along with Professional Bank, Signature Bank and Deutche Bank.

Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

302 I stopped even going to Hot air during the JEF years. HA would use the most flattering and smug photos of JEF all over its main page.

I really think HA was in love with JEF, and that was why they did it. No bother - they had nothing i wanted to see, anyway.

I need an app for a browser that filters out any photos of JEF, and now shitbucket biden.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (LWu6U)

303 281 And our stalwart GOP senators are trying to decide whether listen to the voters who elected them, or obey the orders issued by their donor base. Whatever will they do?
===
My NC ones don't give a shit. Burr is retiring and Tillis is rock solid now for 6 years so he could care less.

Posted by: dingbat at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (U39us)

304 >> I don't know who this person is but I do know that she is an imbecile.

Did you just assume that moron's gender?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 21, 2021 03:35 PM (NYS7S)


Where are my manners? It is an imbecile.

Posted by: DJ at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (O3/K+)

305 I have a question: why do the Reds have such a problem with the Keystone XL pipeline?

I've never been able to fathom that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (c9t1s)

306 291 Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"
Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (L3Rsz)

They need to learn to code so they can train their H1B replacements

Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (qAR6u)

307 What an impressive man! Yowsers!

Posted by: leber at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (TUdnY)

308 It's been a big day for little Joey. No wonder he's tuckered out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (uxJPn)

309 --
I called him Charlie McCarthy other day, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (O+I8R)
-------------

Charlie McCarthy and Joe Camel, frontmen for the
Hidden Hand.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (ZOvGr)

310 Do members of the criminal media actually put thought into their insane praise of Senile Joe or is there some type of app that does it all for them?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (lgiXo)

311 Trump seriously needs to move to Israel. It's about the only place he's going to be able to survive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (f/z+J)

312
Tommy Pigott
@TCPigott
Transportation Secretary nominee Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (VVEnO)

#learntocode
Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (Izzlo)

Given how strong union leaders were for Bidet I wonder when their members throw them ou...oh right, they vote on their leaders. Shame voting doesn't matter in this country anymore.

Posted by: Bete at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (Ojki1)

313 I can see the Democrats and Media ( BIRM) gloating a bit about being successful in stealing the election, but PLEASE do not let's pretend that Joe Biden is a fresh face or uniquely qualified to lead the nation.
He's a demented old fool with a long history, , a thoroughly corrupt, racist wiseass who always acted like a creep around little girls.

He's not "decent"---he's indecent.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (HrMC1)

314 This was the most important speech of Biden's presidency. I wept.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (dNzKv)

315 Also, ignore any benefit to say, Warren Buffett, who owns trains pulling fuel tanks....


It is really not that hard to disrupt rail traffic. I am surprised that terrorists haven't done more of it here.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (yQpMk)

316 So be it. I'm no fan of the "don't react, that's what they want" crowd. Its After School Special logic at its worst. It may take two to fight - but it only takes one to beat the others ass senseless. They're playing a heads they win, tails we lose game. Its long past time to flip the fvcking tables.

Posted by: Pierre

---

+1

Game theory FTW -- which Ace has eloquently written about before.

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (zZd5s)

317 Judge Barbara J. Rothstein appointed by Jimmy Carter

Posted by: SMOD at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (3aI0K)

318 Trump seriously needs to move to Israel. It's about the only place he's going to be able to survive.

Maybe Poland.

Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (ZCiJZ)

319 311 Trump seriously needs to move to Israel. It's about the only place he's going to be able to survive.

He may need to move out of Country ...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:48 PM (Zmnko)

320 The left hates cheap energy. Cheap energy is freedom, it is economic power.

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:48 PM (wgghp)

321 305 I have a question: why do the Reds have such a problem with the Keystone XL pipeline?

I've never been able to fathom that one.
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A big donor owns railroads. Cough, Buffet, cough.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:48 PM (fWryj)

322 305

They have a problem with anything that creates blue collar jobs and makes energy cheap. Keystone is a twofer in that aspect.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:48 PM (o3bCa)

323 The left hates cheap energy. Cheap energy is freedom, it is economic power.

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:48 PM (wgghp)


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Word.

Posted by: mrp at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (Pqytn)

324 @305 it helps America get cheaper energy, and they want to see America destroyed. Basically it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (E+OcO)

325 Biden is our generation's George Washington. God has truly blessed us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (dNzKv)

326 Wyatt Earp, I think pelosi wants to add all sorts of charges to the Impeachment, including, like you said, accessory to murder and treason.

Posted by: EveR at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (R0z7P)

327 315 Also, ignore any benefit to say, Warren Buffett, who owns trains pulling fuel tanks....


It is really not that hard to disrupt rail traffic. I am surprised that terrorists haven't done more of it here.
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Its not hard to take down power lines, either.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (fWryj)

328 Wapo is reporting that Banks United have closed Trumps accounts. At Gateway Pundit. Along with Professional Bank, Signature Bank and Deutche Bank.
Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

This is outright persecution. Someone needs to get sued.
HARD.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (HrMC1)

329 I have a question: why do the Reds have such a problem with the Keystone XL pipeline?

It makes energy cheaper. They don't like that. They won't say it - but there it is. If wind or solar ever become cheap - they'll hate those as well.

Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (EjQ00)

330 How detailed is it?

Posted by: Ed McMahon at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (JDC5I)

331 >>> He has no analytical or logical brake on anything. He is a the distilled essence of panderer. a monster out of the forbidden planet.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 21, 2021 03:42 PM (LWu6U)

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He will at least provide some entertaining "OMG" moments up until they literally "pull the plug". It will also be fun to listen to the MFM try to explain everything away.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (SVRfQ)

332 Day 2 of Biden, and another several thousand have died of COVID.

Posted by: Roy at January 21, 2021 03:50 PM (XzReJ)

333 I wonder where the geezer ate the early bird special..

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:50 PM (wgghp)

334 It is really not that hard to disrupt rail traffic. I am surprised that terrorists haven't done more of it here.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 21, 2021 03:47 PM (yQpMk)

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They say a hack saw cuts steel. I tried to cut a rail track but that thing was USELESS.

~Antifa Bob - 17 Century Interpretive Russian Dance Major

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:50 PM (LNVrA)

335 How is is a Carter judge still around? She has to be 80 years old by now. Dont these fuckers ever retire?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:50 PM (o3bCa)

336 J.S. says anyone ( staff)will be fired for disrespecting others.
Of course the others will be only fellow Leftists

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2021 03:50 PM (Cxk7w)

337 >>> 311 Trump seriously needs to move to Israel. It's about the only place he's going to be able to survive.

He may need to move out of Country ...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 21, 2021 03:48 PM (Zmnko)

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Greenland

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (SVRfQ)

338 How is is a Carter judge still around? She has to be 80 years old by now. Dont these fuckers ever retire?
Posted by: Joe XiDen a

She's a 1939 model.

Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (L3Rsz)

339 It makes energy cheaper. They don't like that. They won't say it - but there it is. If wind or solar ever become cheap - they'll hate those as well.
Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (EjQ00)
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And Warren Buffet owns the BNSF railroad and they make bank hauling oil in this country and in Canada (including bizarre international cross-subsidies when they cross the border multiple times).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (hYcqw)

340 BREAKING: Judge denies Parler's motion for injunction.

Courts don't exist to protect the Rights of Americans, they exist to give the federal government the illusion of legitimacy. Believe in "The Process."

Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (kOpft)

341 How is is a Carter judge still around? She has to be 80 years old by now. Dont these fuckers ever retire?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:50 PM (o3bCa)

What?

Posted by: Zombie Ruth Bader Meinhoff at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (gAFsE)

342 @335 power is intoxicating to some folks. They'll never give it up.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (E+OcO)

343 Biden inherits worst shit pants in decades

Posted by: x at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (0tE/i)

344 291 Pete Buttigieg defends Biden's elimination of Keystone pipeline jobs, saying those workers need to get "different ones"
Posted by: lizabth at January 21, 2021 03:44 PM (L3Rsz)


Is his bathhouse hiring?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (c9t1s)

345 Its not hard to take down power lines, either.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (fWryj)

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You know those BIG ones in the country where the towers look like a line of robots walking through a field.???

Those.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (LNVrA)

346 The left hates cheap energy. Cheap energy is freedom, it is economic power.

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:48 PM (wgghp)

They do not want the masses to have the things that THEY get to enjoy

Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (HrMC1)

347
Seriously. How long before he takes his dick out and starts pissing on the podium mid-"remarks"?
Posted by: The MFM at January 21, 2021 03:43 PM (gAFsE)

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"We are reaching... reaching out to the Ayatollah to repair the wounds in our relaaayshunzipp caused by Xena-phobia. Trump was always a massage therapist - misogynist - you know the thing. Hates a strong, brave woman like Iran, and her comely little chippie, whatshername, Gabrielle.

Anyway, hang on... *zip, whizz*

Have you guys seen this thing yet? It's fantastic! The kinda down-home, working-class trouser hog that'd put Corn Pop to shame, amirite? Anybody got a towel? This urinal's broken! Trump let this place go to Hell...

But trunalimiprazure is gonna fix it. That's what I'm trying to tell you fools! Who pooped my pants?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (Bvn1K)

348 4^4

Posted by: Captain Whitebread should not have drank the out-of-date Diet Dew at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (nBNUK)

349 >Wapo is reporting that Banks United have closed Trumps accounts. At Gateway Pundit. Along with Professional Bank, Signature Bank and Deutche Bank.
Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

Think they're going to allow him access to his money again? I'm guessing probably not.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (poEUH)

350 Seriously. How long before he takes his dick out and starts pissing on the podium mid-"remarks"?


I doubt he'll even know he's pissing. Salute the Marines.

Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (+ya+t)

351 339 It makes energy cheaper. They don't like that. They won't say it - but there it is. If wind or solar ever become cheap - they'll hate those as well.
Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (EjQ00)
++++
And Warren Buffet owns the BNSF railroad and they make bank hauling oil in this country and in Canada (including bizarre international cross-subsidies when they cross the border multiple times).
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Buffet is only half of reason the other is Steyer and his Green Energy con. Higher energy prices makes Steyer money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (fWryj)

352 Trump should move to Mars with Elon Musk. Extradition will be difficult at best...

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (wgghp)

353 Keystone also helps Canada.

Without it, Canada has to sell to China, and that makes them more dependent, and helps China, hurts Canada, and hurts the US.

This is a manufactured issue, like fracking here or in Europe, where Putin got the greens to ban it in order to make them more dependent on Russia. Or the Nordstream. etc.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (LWu6U)

354 It makes energy cheaper. They don't like that. They won't say it - but there it is. If wind or solar ever become cheap - they'll hate those as well.
Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (EjQ00)

If it is expensive to drive, it is too expensive to live in the suburbs. People will crowd into the cities where they can be controlled easier. Plus it makes the land cheaper for Bill Gates to buy up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (dNzKv)

355 see the update at the end. Biden had some "lost time" and repeated a campaign line that we'd be hearing from the experts, "not the president."

On the campaign trail, the president mentioned was obviously trump.

He's still using that line, even though he has usurped the presidency.

Posted by: ace at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (5+1A/)

356 Emperor of Mars sounds good

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (wgghp)

357 They are Colonel Kurtz, we are Captain Willard.

Posted by: AJ Duie at January 21, 2021 03:53 PM (sgNeO)

358 350 Seriously. How long before he takes his dick out and starts pissing on the podium mid-"remarks"?

I doubt he'll even know he's pissing. Salute the Marines.
Posted by: dartist at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (+ya+t)

Assuming body parts not in evidence.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:53 PM (G3mTU)

359 testes

Posted by: andycanuck at January 21, 2021 03:53 PM (ab0zp)

360 332 Day 2 of Biden, and another several thousand have died of COVID.
Posted by: Roy at January 21, 2021 03:50 PM (XzReJ)

We updated our standards of reporting the virus, so now it is several thousand have died of preexisting conditions while also having Covid.

Posted by: WHO at January 21, 2021 03:53 PM (Ojki1)

361 355 see the update at the end. Biden had some "lost time" and repeated a campaign line that we'd be hearing from the experts, "not the president."

On the campaign trail, the president mentioned was obviously trump.

He's still using that line, even though he has usurped the presidency.
Posted by: ace at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (5+1A/)


I expect he wakes up every day thinking he's still a senator.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2021 03:53 PM (f/z+J)

362 This is outright persecution. Someone needs to get sued.
HARD.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (HrMC1)

An the utterly clueless award goes to.....

Posted by: WiNO at January 21, 2021 03:54 PM (EpDzw)

363 At his age Joe Biden pusses like a sprinkler set on intermittent...

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:54 PM (wgghp)

364 >>> Wapo is reporting that Banks United have closed Trumps accounts. At Gateway Pundit. Along with Professional Bank, Signature Bank and Deutche Bank.
Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

This is outright persecution. Someone needs to get sued.
HARD.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (HrMC1)

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He will be the only president in modern history who will be poorer as a result of holding that office.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 03:54 PM (SVRfQ)

365 Jesus but he looks like that Jeff Dunham puppet

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:54 PM (wgghp)

366 Calvinball.


It's all calvinball.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2021 03:54 PM (f/z+J)

367 Can i make my own country on an iceberg?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 21, 2021 03:54 PM (yTRuK)

368 I have a question: why do the Reds have such a problem with the Keystone XL pipeline?

I've never been able to fathom that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Just another totem of the environmental wackos to demonstrate how much power they have and rub our noses in it ... sincethe alternatives will be far worse for "the environment."

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (zZd5s)

369 Glad to hear Mayor Pete is channeling his inner Marie Antoinette w that "let them eat cake" comment.

Posted by: EveR at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (R0z7P)

370 His age spots have age spots

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (wgghp)

371 Every hour since Biden became president 200
Americans have died of Covid.

Two. hundred. every. hour.

He is a mass murderer.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (o3bCa)

372 Biden will keep on pushing the dementia envelope further and further while the criminal media keeps on praising him.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (lgiXo)

373 345 Its not hard to take down power lines, either.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (fWryj)

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You know those BIG ones in the country where the towers look like a line of robots walking through a field.???

Those.
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Yep. It only takes few well placed explosives to make them tumble.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (fWryj)

374 On the campaign trail, the president mentioned was obviously trump.

He's still using that line, even though he has usurped the presidency.
Posted by: ace at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (5+1A/)

I'm really, really hoping someone can slice that fucking earpiece signal.

"...And I'm here to tell you folks, we need to gas the Jews. Really, all of 'em, pack 'em in there and drop some of that Prussian Blue-- Hey! I'm doin' my remarks! Stop that! Let go!"

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (gAFsE)

375 So I guess none of Biden's executive orders will be deemed "arbitrary and capricious"?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (dNzKv)

376 Jesus but he looks like that Jeff Dunham puppet
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:54 PM


President Walter. Great.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (ejd/p)

377 His eyes are like two piss holes in a snowbank

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (wgghp)

378 San Diego is German for Whale's vagina!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (dNzKv)

379 Jesus but he looks like that Jeff Dunham puppet
Posted by: steevy



Walter.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (d20MQ)

380 Courts don't exist to protect the Rights of Americans, they exist to give the federal government the illusion of legitimacy. Believe in "The Process."
Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2021 03:51 PM (kOpft)


I gotta' say - I have enjoyed watching this place "evolve" on the GOP and the nature of state power over the last twelve years. I got here a little before Romney vs Obama. If you could go back and compare then to now - its a whole different ballgame.

Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (EjQ00)

381 The president is a brutal piece of shit who should be hanged!

Posted by: president joe biden at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (ab0zp)

382 364
He will be the only president in modern history who will be poorer as a result of holding that office.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 03:54 PM (SVRfQ)

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Trump is everything everyone has wanted from a president for decades.

Authentic. Dedicated to the base and to American ideals. Actually self-sacrificing by going into the job.

And they hate him for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

383 Bomb threats made against Florida capital building.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (f/z+J)

384 On the campaign trail, the president mentioned was obviously trump.

He's still using that line, even though he has usurped the presidency.
Posted by: ace at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (5+1A/)

I expect he wakes up every day thinking he's still a senator.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 21, 2021 03:53 PM (f/z+J)

He wakes up every day thinking his granddaughters are interns to be fingerbanged.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (oQ94s)

385 376 Jesus but he looks like that Jeff Dunham puppet
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:54 PM

President Walter. Great.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (ejd/p)

Xi has banned images of Winnie the Pooh in China because people said he looked like Pooh. How long until Walter gets the same treatment?

Posted by: josephistan at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (Izzlo)

386 His eyes are like two piss holes in a snowbank
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (wgghp)

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Notice he's starting to lick his lips like Anita Dunn used to???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (LNVrA)

387 I gotta' say - I have enjoyed watching this place "evolve" on the GOP and the nature of state power over the last twelve years. I got here a little before Romney vs Obama. If you could go back and compare then to now - its a whole different ballgame.
Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (EjQ00)

Old Shame: I gave Romney twelve hundred fucking dollars. If I ever see that Brylcreemed spunk bubble I'm going to demand it back.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (gAFsE)

388 A fly landed on Obama, Hillary, and Pence. 3 for 3.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (+qMv7)

389 Back in the Romney days we still believed that " lesser of two evils" bullshit. At least, most of us did. We have since been enlightened.

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (wgghp)

390 AHEM. Check the date-stamp.

https://___flip.com/i/4lu33d

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 21, 2021 03:58 PM (q/kmn)

391 Can i make my own country on an iceberg?

Posted by: humphreyrobot

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There was some libertarian a decade or two ago who had an idea of getting investors to build and live on a floating city/ship on the oceans with no allegiance to any country ... and of course no self-defense against other countries or pirates.

Posted by: ShainS at January 21, 2021 03:58 PM (zZd5s)

392 Let me say again.

China is being very strategic on trade and energy. They want all countries to be dependent on their market. The resource producers dependent on selling to China, and so under their control. This makes the whole world dependent on China for resources.

Russia was very successful in attacking energy in Europe, and that made Putin very rich, very powerful, and very secure since Europe will do nothing to harm his interests - they are too afraid of him shutting down the gas.

He did this by bending the greens to his plan (ban nuclear in Germany, ban fracking, shut down coal,....) This was all driven by Russian money and propaganda.

China is learning from that, and a big problem has been the US. It controls (ed) the Energy market in the Americas and China hates that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 21, 2021 03:58 PM (LWu6U)

393 That would be "image flip" but only the first, second, and fourth letters of "image"

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 21, 2021 03:58 PM (q/kmn)

394 Fool us once, shame on you. Fool use 438,000 times....

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:58 PM (G3mTU)

395 Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (gAFsE)

Trump broke a lot and opened up a lot of peoples eyes. We thought the game was being played fair on our side back then. Shit Rush basically said GOP LOLGF today. I have not heard him speak like that in the times I have been listening to him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (NJXJJ)

396 If it is expensive to drive, it is too expensive to live in the suburbs. People will crowd into the cities where they can be controlled easier. Plus it makes the land cheaper for Bill Gates to buy up.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (dNzKv)

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The 'smaht' people always hated the suburbs and sneered at the uncultured masses who populated them. Many references to such in the 50s and 60s movies about NYC.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (hpVf/)

397
Old Shame: I gave Romney twelve hundred fucking dollars. If I ever see that Brylcreemed spunk bubble I'm going to demand it back.
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (gAFsE)

OK I'ma rub it in - you coulda had a dope-ass rifle for that money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (Bvn1K)

398 spelling fail

394 Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us 438,000 times....

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (G3mTU)

399 have closed Trumps accounts. At Gateway Pundit. Along with Professional Bank, Signature Bank and Deutche Bank.
Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (ZCiJZ)
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This is outright persecution. Someone needs to get sued.
HARD.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (HrMC1)
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NO STANDING

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (ZOvGr)

400 There was some libertarian a decade or two ago who had an idea of getting investors to build and live on a floating city/ship on the oceans with no allegiance to any country ... and of course no self-defense against other countries or pirates.
Posted by: ShainS

Reminds me of SpaceX buying some platforms.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (yTRuK)

401 Old Shame: I gave Romney twelve hundred fucking dollars. If I ever see that Brylcreemed spunk bubble I'm going to demand it back.
Posted by: Vanya


I don't give ANY politician or party money.

They steal more in one week than I make in a year.
Fuck them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (d20MQ)

402 The president is a brutal piece of shit who should be hanged!
Posted by: president joe biden at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (ab0zp)

They've been saying it for four years and it's finally true: The President is a racist who hates America, and is beholden to foreign dictators.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (oQ94s)

403 If Biden and the Dems were trying to become more unpopular with the American public, they could not do a better job. He already started with a low approval rating of 52 percent and is getting ready to make hash of the economy, delayed the Biden Stimulus until March, impeachment, unpopular nominees, threats of enemies lists, making a hash out of the covid response (supposedly going to interrupt second shot reserved under Trump for individuals in order to increase the number vaccinated.) Endless lockdowns, ignoring his own order, and so on.

It is almost like they want to drive the country into a wall at full speed. This is not normal behavior even for the Dems.

Posted by: whig at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (pO7gM)

404 >I gotta' say - I have enjoyed watching this place "evolve" on the GOP and the nature of state power over the last twelve years. I got here a little before Romney vs Obama. If you could go back and compare then to now - its a whole different ballgame.
Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (EjQ00)

You're right. The great unmasking by Donald Trump, and when it comes to AoSHQ specifically, the great NeverTrump diaspora in 2016 really showed the massive realignment in the movement.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (poEUH)

405 397
Old Shame: I gave Romney twelve hundred fucking dollars. If I ever see that Brylcreemed spunk bubble I'm going to demand it back.
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (gAFsE)

OK I'ma rub it in - you coulda had a dope-ass rifle for that money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (Bvn1K)

Mean.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (G3mTU)

406 >>> 393 That would be "image flip" but only the first, second, and fourth letters of "image"
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 21, 2021 03:58 PM (q/kmn)


I think if you make it capitol letters it still works or at least that's what someone said before

https://IMGflip.com/i/4lu33d

Posted by: banana Dream at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (zXoHi)

407 OK I'ma rub it in - you coulda had a dope-ass rifle for that money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (Bvn1K)

Yep. Got a few anyway, though.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (gAFsE)

408 And they hate him for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
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He made it look easy.

BLAM . . . fixed the economy.
BLAM . . . wiped put ISIS
BLAM . . . redid trade agreements
BLAM . . . Jerusalem is the Capital of Israel
BLAM . . . NATO members start paying their fair share

At some point..... that shit gets embarrassing for his predecessors.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (LNVrA)

409 >>>Trump is everything everyone has wanted from a president for decades.

Authentic. Dedicated to the base and to American ideals. Actually self-sacrificing by going into the job.

And they hate him for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

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And didn't he donate all $1.6 M of his presidential salary?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (SVRfQ)

410 > Melanie Benjamin

@MelanieBen

No more waking at 3 AM full of existential dread. Tonight we sleep like we used to when we were 5 we fell asleep in the backseat ofthe car knowing that Dad was in charge nothing bad could happen.
Good night, America!

"Nothing bad could happen" Is this a parody?

And did her little three year old jump up and down on the couch after Biden's installation saying, "We're fwee. Fwee."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (VP4Cd)

411 I said it before, they want to make Trump an outlaw by the old definition of the word

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (wgghp)

412 Soldiers from around the world were infected with the kungflu in 2019 during the military games in wuhan. Canada hid this because they feared retaliation from china.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6eo3esn

Posted by: ryukyu at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (vKhgw)

413 Just a add from earlier, it's Dr Simone Gold who has been arrested by the FBI for using her American right to protest with a bullhorn.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (Cxk7w)

414 406 >>> 393 That would be "image flip" but only the first, second, and fourth letters of "image"
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 21, 2021 03:58 PM (q/kmn)

I think if you make it capitol letters it still works or at least that's what someone said before

https://IMGflip.com/i/4lu33d
Posted by: banana Dream at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (zXoHi)

What's with all the bananas?

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (G3mTU)

415 396 If it is expensive to drive, it is too expensive to live in the suburbs. People will crowd into the cities where they can be controlled easier. Plus it makes the land cheaper for Bill Gates to buy up.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (dNzKv)

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The 'smaht' people always hated the suburbs and sneered at the uncultured masses who populated them. Many references to such in the 50s and 60s movies about NYC.
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All of this was true, but now no one needs to drive into the office so their filfthy, deseased cities become expensive Hobo Towns and they control nothing. Good Times.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (fWryj)

416 Bomb threats made against Florida capital building.

Dang, that Drumpf guy never takes a day off, does he?

Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (qc+VF)

417 Old Shame: I gave Romney twelve hundred fucking dollars. If I ever see that Brylcreemed spunk bubble I'm going to demand it back.
Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 03:57 PM (gAFsE)


I voted for the prick too. And Hell - I didn't even vote for Maverick. You live and learn, homey.

Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (EjQ00)

418 I like this comment after he sputtered and stuttered about his little book."This is what low energy looks like folks. Can you tell the difference? Its like turning in your thoroughbred for a rented mule."

Posted by: cjhmhch at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (66i/7)

419 410
"Nothing bad could happen" Is this a parody?

And did her little three year old jump up and down on the couch after Biden's installation saying, "We're fwee. Fwee."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (VP4Cd)

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She really wants American drones killing more brown people. It's the only way she can sleep easy at night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

420 Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

This is outright persecution. Someone needs to get sued.
HARD.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (HrMC1)

NO STANDING
Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (ZOvGr)

Strongly worded letters for everyone!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2021 04:02 PM (oQ94s)

421 Why doesn't Canada just build their own refinery or are refineries too icky to consider?

And doesn't Warren Buffet make a pile of cash running that Canadian crude to Louisiana by rail? Maybe that is why Biden put his X on the line.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 21, 2021 04:02 PM (G3a/U)

422 You would think the MSM , which pushing the line the Biden is part respected elder statesman, an part Most Interesting Man in the World would have noticed him before he was nominated 6 months ago. I'd bet the only thing 95% of the know about Biden is he was Obamas VP, if they even know that.

Posted by: Ripley at January 21, 2021 04:02 PM (MxEKc)

423 His age spots have age spots
Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 03:55 PM (wgghp)

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He is...

...the most uninteresting man in the world.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 21, 2021 04:02 PM (q/kmn)

424 420 Posted by: shibumi at January 21, 2021 03:46 PM (ZCiJZ)

This is outright persecution. Someone needs to get sued.
HARD.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 21, 2021 03:49 PM (HrMC1)

NO STANDING
Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2021 03:59 PM (ZOvGr)

Strongly worded letters for everyone!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2021 04:02 PM (oQ94s)

Two weeks!

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (G3mTU)

425 9 "Salute the Marines."
Posted by: Joseph R. Biden at January 21, 2021 03:13 PM (DMUuz)

The Earpiece in Chief

Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (ZtIV1)

426 411 I said it before, they want to make Trump an outlaw by the old definition of the word
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They haven't figured out that taunting Trump makes Trump more powerful and raises his popularity numbers. This is mean girl shit by the mean girls. It never works. Everyone knows the mean girls are mean and scooter trash.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (fWryj)

427 425 9 "Salute the Marines."
Posted by: Joseph R. Biden at January 21, 2021 03:13 PM (DMUuz)

The Earpiece in Chief
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (ZtIV1)

Where is that story?

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (G3mTU)

428 And doesn't Warren Buffet make a pile of cash running that Canadian crude to Louisiana by rail? Maybe that is why Biden put his X on the line.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 21, 2021 04:02 PM (G3a/U)

Yes.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 04:04 PM (gAFsE)

429 Biden considering reversing Iraq drawdown - let's get it on!

Posted by: That Celebrity Death Match Guy at January 21, 2021 04:04 PM (QgW45)

430 Theres a movie about a Spanish guy who built his own offshore platform 6 miles out, became so popular. He got to close to becoming independent that the govt finally bombed it out of existence. Rose Island

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 21, 2021 04:04 PM (+4EvF)

431 Where is that story?
Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (G3mTU)

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Here. About three threads down.

THeres video of it.

"Salute the Marines".

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 04:05 PM (LNVrA)

432 429 Biden considering reversing Iraq drawdown - let's get it on!
Posted by: That Celebrity Death Match Guy at January 21, 2021 04:04 PM (QgW45)

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It's times like these that I wished for a real peace movement in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

433 Where is that story?
Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (G3mTU)

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One or two posts ago. Here today.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 21, 2021 04:05 PM (q/kmn)

434 368 I have a question: why do the Reds have such a problem with the Keystone XL pipeline?

I've never been able to fathom that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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It has something to do with Buffett's railroad but not sure whether it's the railroad or that Buffett owns it,

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2021 04:05 PM (ZOvGr)

435 Yes, you in the back from, ummm, 'AoS'?!

"Thank you. Fuck off, sir!"

"Also: 4."

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 21, 2021 04:05 PM (lDew/)

436 It's times like these that I wished for a real peace movement in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 21, 2021 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

I'm glad my last brother is finally out.

Posted by: Vanya at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (gAFsE)

437 "Nothing bad could happen" Is this a parody?

And did her little three year old jump up and down on the couch after Biden's installation saying, "We're fwee. Fwee."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2021 04:00 PM (VP4Cd)

It's a perfect metaphor, really. How many little girls fell asleep in the back seat of the car, "knowing" nothing bad could happen. And then it did.

Joe's driving the car. How many children had drunken (and worse) fathers doing the driving? What you "know" as a child, about your overall safety, especially your safety when it's in the hands of a reprobate madman, is an illusion.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (oQ94s)

438 Just read about banks closing out DJT, as said week ago discrimination against Conservatives is ok now.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (Cxk7w)

439 No more waking at 3 AM full of existential dread

Melanie was shaking in her boots that Trump would send out another tweet! Oh, the horrors!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (VP4Cd)

440 421 Why doesn't Canada just build their own refinery or are refineries too icky to consider?
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Well for one reason its expensive and low cost refining is available in Texas. Then there is location, how are they going to distribute and deliver the fuels to paying customers? These too already exist in the US. My guess is this move is all to appease China who will be willing to loan Canada money for a pipeline to the Pacific.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (fWryj)

441 More incredibly woke five year olds. Emphasis on the "incredibly".

https://bit.ly/2Nq4ZMW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (VVEnO)

442 427 425 9 "Salute the Marines."
Posted by: Joseph R. Biden at January 21, 2021 03:13 PM (DMUuz)

The Earpiece in Chief
Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (ZtIV1)

Where is that story?
Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (G3mTU)

Got it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21BU0YK0cO4

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (G3mTU)

443 I have a question: why do the Reds have such a problem with the Keystone XL pipeline?

It's good for America. Simple as that.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (lDew/)

444 He does look like Walter. His eyes have as much life in them...

Posted by: steevy at January 21, 2021 04:07 PM (wgghp)

445 >>> What's with all the bananas?
Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (G3mTU)


I am the original banana. OB

I suck at handles and 15 or so years ago I came here and kept picking things other people already had. Like I tried frumiousB but then found out their was a bandersnatch. Finally I decided on banana Dream because there was no other bananas here then split guy came and I wasn't going change my damn name. It's the name of a vending machine pastry from a now defunct bakery company.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 21, 2021 04:07 PM (zXoHi)

446
That would be "image flip" but only the first, second, and fourth letters of "image"
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock


AHEM. Check the date-stamp.

https://IMGflip.com/i/4lu33d

Posted by: Moses Biden at January 21, 2021 04:07 PM (63Dwl)

447 It has something to do with Buffett's railroad but not sure whether it's the railroad or that Buffett owns it,

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2021 04:05 PM (ZOvGr)


Buffett owns interest in the railroad that hauls oil to the refineries. The pipeline competes with that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 21, 2021 04:07 PM (jOcSX)

448 Soldiers from around the world were infected with the kungflu in 2019 during the military games in wuhan. Canada hid this because they feared retaliation from china.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6eo3esn
Posted by: ryukyu at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (vKhgw)

Time to rethink China's claim about the US military bringing the Covid to Wuhan?

Posted by: Golfman at January 21, 2021 04:08 PM (hOMhY)

449 I am the original banana. OB

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*squinty eyes*

So.... how do you feel about...... Winnona Ryder.?

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 04:08 PM (LNVrA)

450 445 >>> What's with all the bananas?
Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:01 PM (G3mTU)


I am the original banana. OB

I suck at handles and 15 or so years ago I came here and kept picking things other people already had. Like I tried frumiousB but then found out their was a bandersnatch. Finally I decided on banana Dream because there was no other bananas here then split guy came and I wasn't going change my damn name. It's the name of a vending machine pastry from a now defunct bakery company.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 21, 2021 04:07 PM (zXoHi)

Good one.

Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:08 PM (G3mTU)

451
It has something to do with Buffett's railroad but not sure whether it's the railroad or that Buffett owns it,

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2021 04:05 PM (ZOvGr)

Its to save us all from global warming and any mention otherwise wins you a trip to club Gulag for programming... I havent been here in years but trust me being in the barrel is better...

Posted by: TryHardNeckBeard at January 21, 2021 04:08 PM (ZtIV1)

452 Just read about banks closing out DJT, as said week ago discrimination against Conservatives is ok now.

With no laws, courts, or law enforcement, if you can imagine it, you can do it. Ok, not YOU, but you know who I mean.

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2021 04:08 PM (lDew/)

453 They haven't figured out that taunting Trump makes Trump more powerful and raises his popularity numbers.

Freezing his assets won't make him more powerful. And they're going to do that and then some. Watch. At some point, the "They wouldn't dare" line of thought has to die. They, get this, dare.

Posted by: Pierre at January 21, 2021 04:08 PM (EjQ00)

454 And doesn't Warren Buffet make a pile of cash running that Canadian crude to Louisiana by rail? Maybe that is why Biden put his X on the line.
Posted by: JB1000

Yes.
Posted by: Vanya


Old fashioned money laundering.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2021 04:09 PM (d20MQ)

455 My guess is this move is all to appease China who will be willing to loan Canada money for a pipeline to the Pacific.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (fWryj)
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Chicken Dinner!

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2021 04:09 PM (ZOvGr)

456 Joe was against killing OBL.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2021 04:09 PM (+qMv7)

457 Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2021 04:02 PM (oQ94s)

Two weeks!
Posted by: m at January 21, 2021 04:03 PM (G3mTU)

Why does it feel like I'm in the middle of an Abbott and Costello comedy routine?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2021 04:09 PM (oQ94s)

458 434 Braenyard,
Berkshire Hathaway owns Burlington and Northern-Santa Fe RR. It is carrying the oil from Alberta right now to Gulf Coast Refineries. From my memory only, the oil derived from oil sands is a heavy crude similar to Venezuela and so the refineries set up to handle it are in the Gulf States.

Posted by: whig at January 21, 2021 04:09 PM (pO7gM)

459 AHEM. Check the date-stamp.

https://IMGflip.com/i/4lu33d
Posted by: Moses Biden at January 21, 2021 04:07 PM (63Dwl)

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Ummm.... guys. Forget about the play on words thingy.

Joe Biden has a death grip on that babies junk.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 04:10 PM (LNVrA)

460 429: anyone else think the recent suicide bombing in Baghdad was purely organic?

Forever wars are back on the menu, boys!

Posted by: Revenant at January 21, 2021 04:10 PM (C35Jn)

461 Think they're going to allow him access to his money again? I'm guessing probably not.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 21, 2021 03:52 PM (poEUH)


Ill-gotten gains from the Russian and Ukrainian collusion are fair game for the private banks to condemn and freeze.
To bad a mere citizen has no recourse since there is no possible way civilized banking laws can apply in such heinous crimes as these.

/s and it makes me sick to even write this, but I fear this is what is coming, thanks to McConnell and the GOPe those spineless grifting b@st@rds!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 21, 2021 04:10 PM (87oRe)

462 nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2021 04:10 PM (4BMGG)

463 Posted by: BurtTC at January 21, 2021 04:06 PM (oQ94s)

Yep; Reminds me of that Will Rogers grandfather joke:

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2021 04:11 PM (VP4Cd)

464 It's the name of a vending machine pastry from a now defunct bakery company.
Posted by: banana Dream


Vending machine pastries. Perfect for this classy joint!

Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2021 04:11 PM (W66RU)

465
Old fashioned money laundering.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 21, 2021 04:09 PM (d20MQ)

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With some good old-fashioned incumbent capitalism as an aperitif. Buffett's a gangster. I never liked the man and his phony routine, but the XL chicanery during the Obama years was my sign that he's a real, down-low scumbag.

"But my choo-choos could lose money, Barack! Time for you to be worth my donations and political influence. Shut. It. Down."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 21, 2021 04:11 PM (Bvn1K)

466 >>> *squinty eyes*

So.... how do you feel about...... Winnona Ryder.?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 21, 2021 04:08 PM (LNVrA)


She's cute in a diminutive mousy way. Not going to go stalker crazy about it. I married my starlet.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 21, 2021 04:12 PM (zXoHi)

467 I saw Baby Junk Death Grip open for Eureka Farm at The Crocodile in '98.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2021 04:13 PM (+qMv7)

468 Did somebody have to turn Biden around to face the podium the right way?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 04:13 PM (O+I8R)

469 Buffett owns interest in the railroad that hauls oil to the refineries. The pipeline competes with that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 21, 2021 04:07 PM (jOcSX)


Not any more, comrade!
But lost American jobs and $5.00+ gasoline is a small price for the peons to pay to save Momma Earf!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar ~ (@Hrothgar on GAB) at January 21, 2021 04:14 PM (87oRe)

470 Time to rethink China's claim about the US military bringing the Covid to Wuhan?
Posted by: Golfman at January 21, 2021 04:08 PM (hOMhY)

We've been at war for over twenty years because of 3,000 deaths in NY. Time for the world to rethink their trade deals with china.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 21, 2021 04:14 PM (vKhgw)

471 NOOD FRACKING

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 21, 2021 04:14 PM (hYcqw)

472 B. I really don't want Joe Biden to my Dad.
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 21, 2021 03:41 PM (YHB4d)

Me either. Mine had early onset Alzhemers, but at least I remember him as a kind man who took me fishing. I didn't have to see his awful decline as with Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 21, 2021 04:15 PM (VP4Cd)

473 Lincoln Project has a YT channel, with cringe-worthy vidslike one of the latest, "Morning in America."

I'm not saying everyone should go downvote...

Posted by: Flyover of the Four Chickens at January 21, 2021 04:17 PM (Rbu5d)

474 And the comments on "Morning in America" are worse.

Posted by: Flyover of the Four Chickens at January 21, 2021 04:19 PM (Rbu5d)

475 Did somebody have to turn Biden around to face the podium the right way?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 21, 2021 04:13 PM (O+I8R)

Yes. He was waving to the trash cans.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 21, 2021 04:21 PM (88+cf)

476 "Yeah, there's nothing scary about Biden behind the wheel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 21, 2021 03:31 PM (VVEnO)"

The last time a Biden parent took the wheel, the car pulled in front of a semi with children in the back seat.

Posted by: fringe at January 21, 2021 04:21 PM (FPur3)

477 Biden Mumbles, Stutters, and Coughs His Way Through Covid Teleprompter-Reading

This was bad. He looks weak and vulnerable. The world is laughing. They weren't laughing at Trump, as the dingbat media charged. They are having a rip-roaring, in-stitches, roll around LOL now.

Posted by: Cory C at January 21, 2021 04:35 PM (UMZmS)

478 So.....
This must be how shitty the Ruskies felt after seeing a decrepit Andropov assume power (shortly before he assumed room temperature) in the USSR.

Posted by: Specto at January 21, 2021 04:44 PM (vk5rQ)

479 Guy is on Federal property without a mask!

Posted by: Futwick at January 21, 2021 05:22 PM (O2kMt)

480 So...you are so smart to have this brilliant plan that will save so many lives. Yet, when pressed since April you only repeated what Trump was already doing. How many lives do you suppose we could have saved had you presented this awesome stuff to the public back then or at some point since?

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