Washington Post: Any Black or Hispanic Trump Supporters You See Are Actually Examples of "Multiracial Whiteness"

Whiteness comes in many colors.

Just know that all the bad people who have to be put into camps are "white," even if their skin is brown or black.

Posted by: Ace at 04:23 PM




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1 first?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 18, 2021 04:24 PM (1uBGK)

2 Orwell warned us.

Posted by: WisRich at January 18, 2021 04:24 PM (G0vdT)

3 Yay! Now off to read the Washington Compost content

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 18, 2021 04:24 PM (1uBGK)

4 That almost seems too stupid even for the WaPo.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 04:24 PM (lgiXo)

5 Bigots Against Bigotry, Unite!
Creed is covered by Equal Rights, is it not?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 18, 2021 04:25 PM (uc+oy)

6 Speaking of camps, Germany to hold Covid rule breakers in REFUGEE CAMPS

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2021 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

7 Drop Amazon like the flaming pile of pig excrement that it is.

Posted by: Truth-Seeker at January 18, 2021 04:26 PM (hb4+V)

8 "Cristina Beltrán is an associate professor of social and cultural analysis at New York University. She is the author, most recently, of “Cruelty as Citizenship: How Migrant Suffering Sustains White Democracy.”"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 04:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

9 (Eye roll.)


Sigh...

Posted by: Floridachick at January 18, 2021 04:27 PM (q28lb)

10 Trump should definitely go to the inauguration now. Skipping it was exactly what they wanted.

Would the Secret Service allow him to, if he changed his mind?

He should wear the lectern guy's 2020 Trump-Pence beanie if he goes.

Posted by: Swamposphere at January 18, 2021 04:27 PM (iRZl4)

11 I'm so sorry my whiteyness is so whitey. Democracy dies in whiteness.

Posted by: Biden's Puddin' at January 18, 2021 04:27 PM (MRy2i)

12 "Whiteness" to them is a state of mind.

Like the kind of sweaters you wear, or the kind of shirts you buy.

To be genuine "black" and be down wid da struggle, you have to show the genuine experience and the right attitude.
Obviously, some people wandered off the plantation here.
And some people you just can't communicate with. Right here, we have a failure to communicate.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 18, 2021 04:27 PM (vcOmj)

13 Insanity comes in many colors too.

Posted by: f'd at January 18, 2021 04:28 PM (+y8uL)

14 "Who are you going to believe, us or your lying eyes?! Ver. 2,476,091

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 04:28 PM (SVRfQ)

15 We are all Lysenko now.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 04:28 PM (0+46d)

16 Speaking of camps, Germany to hold Covid rule breakers in REFUGEE CAMPS
Posted by: wth


Tom Petty wrote a song about that. 'Course, he's dead now.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 18, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)

17 "What are we to make of Tarrio — and, more broadly, of Latino voters inspired by Trump? And what are we to make of unmistakably White mob violence that also includes non-White participants? I call this phenomenon multiracial whiteness — the promise that they, too, can lay claim to the politics of aggression, exclusion and domination."
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It's fundamentally about the right to bear assless chaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 04:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

18 This is a busy day off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:29 PM (yQpMk)

19 Insanity comes in many colors too.
Posted by: f'd


Like a rainbow....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 18, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)

20 4 That almost seems too stupid even for the WaPo.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 04:24 PM (lgiXo)

They have accepted your challenge to push the boundaries of stupidity.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 18, 2021 04:29 PM (1uBGK)

21 Ace putting out more posts on his day off than on!

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 04:30 PM (LbTMu)

22 Unless Ace is actually Tom Elliot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:30 PM (yQpMk)

23 Mark Bray, Antifa handbook author, would agree with that assessment. He preaches an end to "whiteness" which is "indefensible", and all fascists are white. In fact, blacks were not black until they were dragged to Europe and the US.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 04:30 PM (ONvIw)

24 I don't know how Tom Elliott manages to stay so cheerful and funny given all of this hooey he's reading.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2021 04:30 PM (XLxIe)

25 Old Hotness : They are ALL Pink on the Inside

New Hotness : They are ALL White on the Indside

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:30 PM (B5JO6)

26 Insanity comes in many colors too.
Posted by: f'd


Like a rainbow....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 18, 2021 04:29 PM (vcOmj)
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Someday, we'll find it...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 04:30 PM (0+46d)

27 If I never had to see or listen to Jake Tapper again, that's be great.

Posted by: m at January 18, 2021 04:31 PM (XLxIe)

28 So, we're Oreos then.
Or, bananas if we're Asian
Or coconuts if we're Hispanic.

Got it. I'd get this stupid schoolkid nonsense growing up in The Bronx, but I didn't expect adults at the WaPo to be spouting this racist nonsense.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2021 04:31 PM (4tiP2)

29 "White Hispanic" Zimmerman.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 04:31 PM (r1z5A)

30 To any POC members of the horde; Welcome to the club you honkey MF'ers!!!

Posted by: JROD at January 18, 2021 04:31 PM (0jZnq)

31

Theyre definitely trying to keep the fires that they started last year burning.

All to elect a drooling subhuman lying fuckhead.

Aint it grand.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 18, 2021 04:31 PM (lg/F7)

32 HaHaHa. Who'd the Democrats vote for again?




Oh yeah. Old White guy.

Corn pop would be proud.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 18, 2021 04:31 PM (iWCRg)

33 Translations: On second thought, black lives *don't* matter -- when they vote Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 04:31 PM (bDqIh)

34 >>Unless Ace is actually Tom Elliot.


He's actually Tom Bodett from Motel 6

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:32 PM (B5JO6)

35 I mean we all knew that eventually heterosexual male Blacks had to be akshually white guys, right?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 18, 2021 04:32 PM (j9HX3)

36 Drop Amazon like the flaming pile of pig excrement that it is.
Posted by: Truth-Seeker at January 18, 2021 04:26 PM (hb4+V)

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Nope.

I use them like a big catalog. Find products I am looking for, compare reviews, price point.....

..... then order it online direct from the mfg.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:32 PM (HiNDK)

37 That explains so much!

- George Zimmerman, resident white-hispanic

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 04:32 PM (kZVsz)

38 The idiotic racism (but I repeat myself) that is now dominant or taken seriously by what used to be actually important institutions never fails to boggle the mind.

The only "mob violence" I am aware of in decades has been racist-totalitarians of the sort this airhead academic supports. Where was the mob violence in support of all those imaginary things she thinks exist? I'd like to pitch in, just for exercise.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:32 PM (OTzUX)

39 We all white people now.

Think the Queen of Greenland might be ready to kick some butt?

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 04:32 PM (OQF5r)

40 Given how many of those pushing "Whiteness is evil" are white, one does wonder if when the hordes are at their door in order to drive out evil if they will contemplate what they have done.

But I won't put money on it.

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 04:32 PM (Ojki1)

41
Got it. I'd get this stupid schoolkid nonsense growing up in The Bronx, but I didn't expect adults at the WaPo to be spouting this racist nonsense.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2021 04:31 PM (4tiP2)

To pretend that antifa and critical race theory are not deeply entrenched in liberal donk think is just wrong.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 04:32 PM (ONvIw)

42 20 4 That almost seems too stupid even for the WaPo.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 04:24 PM (lgiXo)

They have accepted your challenge to push the boundaries of stupidity.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 18, 2021 04:29 PM (1uBGK)

But really, this gobbledegook (racist!) is one step beyond even for the WashPoo. I couldn't find the comments for it -- anybody call them out on it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 04:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

43 He's actually Tom Bodett from Motel 6

Ah, the light is on.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:33 PM (yQpMk)

44 JROD, lol

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:33 PM (OTzUX)

45 So much Raycisim, so little time.

What about the Eskimos for Trump?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (R/m4+)

46 Surprised they don't just admit its the nationalism that they think is evil. Commies are all about the INTERnational socialism blablabla crap. Dare to think America must keep itself strong first and you are an evil being full of wrong think.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (Aashi)

47 so..how long before WA Post removes the gay tagline "Democracy Dies In Darkness"

The second Biden is sworn in?

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (LbTMu)

48 My Sunday school teacher mentioned this the other day. It's getting easier to tell the goats from the sheep, the wheat from the tares. Right after Sunday school, my preacher quoted Christ about knowing people by their fruit. Incredible. Who said the other day that we are the blessed generation that will live through the end times??

Posted by: jmel at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (bVhJi)

49 Nothing new about this. This is just the insult "oreo" repackaged into today's vernacular because no one born after the 1980s has any idea who Uncle Tom is.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (H5knJ)

50 What about Eskimo pie?

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (OQF5r)

51
Remember people.

Peak stupid is ALWAYS a false summit.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (HiNDK)

52 46 Surprised they don't just admit its the nationalism that they think is evil. Commies are all about the INTERnational socialism blablabla crap. Dare to think America must keep itself strong first and you are an evil being full of wrong think.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (Aashi)

Antifa is very anti-nationalist.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (ONvIw)

53 m, I haven't heard or seen Tapper in, well, almost ever, if ace didn't bird-dog his idiocy here I'd be unaware of it. Just cut that cable, turn off that idiot box, whatever. "You are in control" - at least of that part.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (OTzUX)

54 21 Ace putting out more posts on his day off than on!

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 04:30 PM (LbTMu)

Maybe the screwdriver is in reverse again?

Posted by: Bete at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (Ojki1)

55 >>Who said the other day that we are the blessed generation that will live through the end times??


Put. The. Pipe. Down.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (B5JO6)

56
I should be abolished!

-Shithead white leftist

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (i9Yg2)

57 What about the Eskimos for Trump?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (R/m4+)

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THEYRE INUIT YOU FUCKING HEATHEN !!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (HiNDK)

58 He should wear the lectern guy's 2020 Trump-Pence beanie if he goes.
Posted by: Swamposphere at January 18, 2021 04:27 PM (iRZl4)

He should wear the buffalo horns and facepaint, storm the stage in the middle of the swearing in, yank the lapel mic off of Biden, and shout to the world that HE IS Q.

Admit it.

It would be the best damn 30 seconds of television ever.

Admit. It.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (kZVsz)

59 46 Surprised they don't just admit its the nationalism that they think is evil. Commies are all about the INTERnational socialism blablabla crap. Dare to think America must keep itself strong first and you are an evil being full of wrong think.


yep - Globalists are global-desiring. because Communism necessitates it! If there are individual countries with their own national self-interest, that restricts where they can wet their beaks ... um, I mean, have their benevolent influence.

also there needs to be nowhere extant outside of Communism, to avoid uncomfortable comparisons.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (j9HX3)

60 Or as Biden put it, they ain't really black.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (H5knJ)

61 I console myself that there is still unmasking that needs to be done, and we just have to ride this out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

62 multiracial whiteness LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (nUhF0)

63 It ll started with that white hispanic Zimmerman!

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (wgghp)

64 Preacher said, we're going to inaugurate a new president in three days' and the congregation moaned.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (OQF5r)

65 Huh, not sounding like unity.
Sounding a lot more like the raaacism/racial division that dominated the Obama administration for 8 d@mn years.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (bDqIh)

66 Ace putting out more posts on his day off than on!



Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes


Target rich environment.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (r1z5A)

67 Test posting

Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (JNTt1)

68 Cristina Beltrán is an associate professor of social and cultural analysis at New York University.

...social and cultural analysis...

In all seriousness, what the fucking fuck does that even mean?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (YiTfq)

69 Fuck the left and

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (85Gof)

70 Who said the other day that we are the blessed generation that will live through the end times??


Put. The. Pipe. Down.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (B5JO6)

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Sounds like Jim Bakker.
Or maybe Perry Stone.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (kZVsz)

71
Say.... has anybody seen Bonecrusher lately.???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (HiNDK)

72 WE HAVE TO STOP LETTING SET AND CONTROL THE NARRATIVE

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (85Gof)

73 I'm really freaking out about that Padre Pio end times thing b/c I have way way too many windows and skylights!!!

oh well I'm a goner

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (j9HX3)

74 Damn! What do I do now?

Posted by: Ex-President Cock Curious at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (4uSHG)

75 Raise the white flag of many colors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (63Dwl)

76 Eris, more "un-masking" is actually needed? Wow.

Anyway, what happens after we ride it out?

Not saying there's any option (well, not alive, anyway), but just wondering.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (OTzUX)

77 What about Eskimo pie?
Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (OQF5r)
.........

very furry.

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

78 The previous posting had the statement that fewer than 25% of those there (the nat'l guard) voted for BiteMe; this matches the US voting public in general.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (JNTt1)

79
THEYRE INUIT YOU FUCKING HEATHEN !!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (HiNDK)

Whether they're intoit or not they are still Eskimos.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (OQF5r)

80 Huh, not sounding like unity.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (bDqIh)

In all seriousness, why do they want "unity" with us racist, homophobic, anti-"Science" knuckle-draggers? They have zero interest in unity - but will demand we surrender and submit, which, to them, is "unity". Feel the centrism!

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:38 PM (YiTfq)

81 Eskimau, please.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:38 PM (B5JO6)

82 You know, Eskimos have over 30 words for multiracial whiteness.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 04:38 PM (H5knJ)

83 62 multiracial whiteness LOLOLOLOL
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (nUhF0)

And there is multiracial non-whiteness. The antifa handbook says that when the Irish got here they were not "white". It's a pretty psychotic framework we're being assaulted by.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 04:38 PM (ONvIw)

84 What about Eskimo pie?

Posted by: Lost Nic


Ummmm, didn't that get cancelled?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (r1z5A)

85
Turbo Tax.

An Inuit Company.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (HiNDK)

86 There has been a demand by the race hustlers for years now to claim any activity that involves obeying the law, engaging in Christianity, working , paying debts, forming traditional family groups is called acting white. And that is an affront to your own race of dark pigment. You are a traitor if you do this and deserve group justice.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (IdwWO)

87 "Balkanize, dammit, or we'll give you something to be really scared of."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

88 I see we've entered the "Dr. Strangelove" phase of white. It is no longer about skin color; rather, whiteness is now about "essence."

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (WEBkv)

89 -
...social and cultural analysis...



In all seriousness, what the fucking fuck does that even mean?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM

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Getting paid to slander America.

Posted by: irright at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (SchQD)

90 What about Eskimo pie?
Posted by: Lost Nic


I don't know, but I've been told,

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (CigxG)

91 Preacher said, we're going to inaugurate a new president in three days' and the congregation moaned.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (OQF5r)



I audibly said Motherfucker at church yesterday over something similar. I hope that not too many people heard me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (yQpMk)

92 In some ways this all makes sense. The left has made racism the greatest of all sins for some time. Judging people by the color of their skin instead of the content of their character is dumb - so it wasn't hard to do.

But the problem is they have all but purged racism of this sort from America. Clarence Thomas and Thomas Sowell have been two of the highest profile conservatives in America for some time.

So now you change white supremacy from meaning that one believes that white people are superior and should rule based on their skin color to instead believing what was pretty run of the mill normal stuff prior to the rise of woke.

Supporting fair and free elections? Racism! Supporting a free economy? Racism? Christianity? Racist! etc

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (qlFIA)

93 Multi-racial White Supremacy.

So "White" is better than everything else, but anyone of any race can be "White".

Just trying to wrap my head around this.

Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (kOpft)

94 What's the new name for Eskimo Pie? A name I will continue to use, whenever I encounter the product, which is about once every decade.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (OTzUX)

95 Black Irish. Like that guy that rapped Jump Around....

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (wgghp)

96 Truw Science Fact :

No two Multicultural Whites are the same.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (B5JO6)

97 Vanilla Fudge baby!

Posted by: unclefacts at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (ihUzW)

98 THEYRE INUIT YOU FUCKING HEATHEN !!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (HiNDK)
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Well. Not us.

Posted by: Aleuts at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (0+46d)

99 WE HAVE TO STOP LETTING SET AND CONTROL THE NARRATIVE

Well, yeah. But it's not like people haven't been screaming precisely that for about 50+ years. Question is... how?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (YiTfq)

100 49 Nothing new about this. This is just the insult "oreo" repackaged into today's vernacular because no one born after the 1980s has any idea who Uncle Tom is.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 04:34 PM (H5knJ)

Indeed. Even the people who would call folks Uncle Tom didn't read the book. Tom sacrifices his life to protect two fellow slaves.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (4tiP2)

101 I audibly said Motherfucker at church yesterday over something similar. I hope that not too many people heard me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (yQpMk)
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You merely said out loud what a lot of people were thinking.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (WEBkv)

102 All President Elects as popular as sundown need 30,000 troops to seat them? right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (85Gof)

103 >>Nothing new about this. This is just the insult "oreo" repackaged into today's vernacular because no one born after the 1980s has any idea who Uncle Tom is.


Small difference, I think? Whiteness now = white supremacy. They are labeling non-white Trumpies KKK Nazis who are fair game to unperson/destroy.

Oh wait, they've been doing that to Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice, Ben Carson, etc. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (bDqIh)

104 THEYRE INUIT YOU FUCKING HEATHEN !!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (HiNDK)
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Well. Not us.
Posted by: Aleuts at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (0+46d)

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Well... what ARE you then.

Nevermind.... Alaska.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (HiNDK)

105 86 There has been a demand by the race hustlers for years now to claim any activity that involves obeying the law, engaging in Christianity, working , paying debts, forming traditional family groups is called acting white. And that is an affront to your own race of dark pigment. You are a traitor if you do this and deserve group justice.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (IdwWO)

Antifa concurs with that perspective.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (ONvIw)

106 I wonder if MSM opinion writers gather around a bong the size of grain elevator and make stoned bets about who can push the stupidity envelope the furthest.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (lgiXo)

107 White against...oh, I don't know...red, maybe? Seems familiar. Can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: Nonna Mouse at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (vvXtN)

108 That almost seems too stupid even for the WaPo.

In their own way - its brilliant. I'm not talking about the WaPo. I'm talking about the political class. They've called their shot for months now - a pogrom on whites. White males first.

They've got affluent whites trying to prove their loyalty and worth by leading the charge - in their own limp wristed way. They've got a figurehead white male in place to confuse the issue. They have adequately prepped the battlefield.

Now - some will spend effort defending whiteness. Some will deny its a serious effort because its such an unserious premise. Others will try to show unity between all disenfranchised races including whites.

Meanwhile - they'll gain ground via a pogrom on whites.

Posted by: Pierre at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (EjQ00)

109 These guys are pitching Clayton Bigsby as reality.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (H5knJ)

110 I see we've entered the "Dr. Strangelove" phase of white. It is no longer about skin color; rather, whiteness is now about "essence."
Posted by: blake


Do not give them your essence!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (CigxG)

111 Just trying to wrap my head around this.


Posted by: Methos at January 18

Give it up Jake, it's leftist town.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (r1z5A)

112 What about Eskimo pie?
Posted by: Lost Nic
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I think in Canada it's called "First Peoples Pie".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (0+46d)

113 And remember folks - Trump, who has a Jewish daughter and has maintained close ties with Israel is a NAZI!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (qlFIA)

114 I audibly said Motherfucker at church yesterday over something similar. I hope that not too many people heard me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (yQpMk)

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It's cool.

Posted by: God at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (kTF2Z)

115
So.... wiggers are REALY black??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (HiNDK)

116 I audibly said Motherfucker at church yesterday over something similar. I hope that not too many people heard me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (yQpMk)
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Whatcha get for hanging out here.
That word was not in my vocabulary till I started hanging out here.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM (OQF5r)

117 You are a traitor if you do this and deserve group justice.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (IdwWO)

and anyone with half a brain should be highly insulted by the critical race theory.

but that would require critical thinking- a skill systematically destroyed in schools. Really, all of this craziness is by design.
Since when did promptness, responsibility and family equate to being white? And if those things are BAD...what is considered good? The opposites? Now that's the question I want the race hustlers to answer.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM (LbTMu)

118 "Balkanize, dammit, or we'll give you something to be really scared of."
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

They really desperately want to be rid of us. Until they realize it's "us" who grow and deliver all their food, and fix their toilets, and deliver the power for all their electronic distractions, and ...

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM (YiTfq)

119 It beats working for a living...crackers!

Posted by: Prof. Cristina Beltrán, NYU at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM (4uSHG)

120 Frankly. I am offended.

Posted by: A True Scotsman at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM (B5JO6)

121 Well, yeah. But it's not like people haven't been screaming precisely that for about 50+ years. Question is... how?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (YiTfq)

Not easy...Would fighting for control of those so called seats of "higher" education....but for a start let all real Republiican COngress critters stand up and say white privilige and the such is utter bull shit and shove it where the sun don't shine..for a start

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM (85Gof)

122 70 Who said the other day that we are the blessed generation that will live through the end times??


Put. The. Pipe. Down.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (B5JO6)

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Sounds like Jim Bakker.
Or maybe Perry Stone.



Bakker.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM (H82pk)

123
Schroedingers Racists.

Theyre only white skinned if you look at them.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:43 PM (HiNDK)

124 the left has been starting wars and blaming it on others like

4evah

Posted by: REDACTED at January 18, 2021 04:43 PM (zZxh0)

125 I see we've entered the "Dr. Strangelove" phase of white. It is no longer about skin color; rather, whiteness is now about "essence."
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (WEBkv)

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...but not the magazine...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 04:43 PM (kZVsz)

126 >...social and cultural analysis...

In all seriousness, what the fucking fuck does that even mean?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:36 PM (YiTfq)

That means getting paid a fat salary to shit on everything you hold dear.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 18, 2021 04:43 PM (poEUH)

127 All President Elects as popular as sundown need 30,000 troops to seat them? right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (85Gof)

Just screams "Consent Of The Governed", don't it?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:43 PM (YiTfq)

128 What about Eskimo pie?
Posted by: Lost Nic


What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:43 PM (CigxG)

129 "essence."
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (WEBkv)

You've identified the problem black: "Loss of essence."

I do not deny women, blake- but I do deny them my essence..

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (LbTMu)

130 If anything is gonna get me into trouble in the Navy, it will not be drinking or chasing skirt or drugs or being our of shape ( for my age ) it will be this horsesshit critical race theory

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (85Gof)

131 every time i see a story like this i get online and buy another 500 rounds of ammo...

Posted by: sound awake at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (k+I/v)

132 Quick question.

If these same 'Multiracial Whites' are unarmed and shot by a Cop, can we still steal shit?


Asking for a True Minority Friend...

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (B5JO6)

133 Cohen is apparently one of those Jews that doesn't consider himself "white", so he has no issue talking smack.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (i6shs)

134 Who said the other day that we are the blessed generation that will live through the end times??


The white robed martyrs that "came out of the Great Tribulation"? Yeah, I don't think they lived through it.

Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (kOpft)

135 Completely sick, out of control people. This is murder of a country.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (H8QX8)

136 So, to follow their logic. To be Pro America and its culture, makes you WHITE?

So, as I've postulated all along, its not RACE, its CULTURE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (oHd/0)

137 I'm noticing a trend here
* checks history *
Yep. There has definitely been a plan in place with a goal implicated through incrementalism over the last 120 plus years.

Posted by: Continuity of Government at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (uZ7eJ)

138 118 "Balkanize, dammit, or we'll give you something to be really scared of."-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (LvTSG)
They really desperately want to be rid of us. Until they realize it's "us" who grow and deliver all their food, and fix their toilets, and deliver the power for all their electronic distractions, and ...
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM (YiTfq) ==========

"Psh...we have apps for all that."
-The Left

"I'm here to fix your toilet."
-White dude

"Over there, scum."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

139 LOL the trolls still with da Russia

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (wgghp)

140 The Klondike Bar is an Eskimo Pie without the stick.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (yQpMk)

141 it will be this horsesshit critical race theory
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (85Gof)

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*jots a note in Google Keep.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (HiNDK)

142 76 Eris, more "un-masking" is actually needed? Wow.

Anyway, what happens after we ride it out?

Not saying there's any option (well, not alive, anyway), but just wondering.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:37 PM (OTzUX)
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Every time I think we've reached the summit of Peak Crazy, they show me we haven't even reached base camp. It's like a nation-wide exorcism is exposing all the insanity.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

143 Cleanup in #131 - socking a regular

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (bDqIh)

144 Not easy...Would fighting for control of those so called seats of "higher" education....but for a start let all real Republiican COngress critters stand up and say white privilige and the such is utter bull shit and shove it where the sun don't shine..for a start
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM (85Gof)

I get where you're going. Unfortunately I don't see this system being fixed from within the system. Could be I'm just not smart enough or visionary enough to see it. Could be we're epicly fucked.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (YiTfq)

145 125 I see we've entered the "Dr. Strangelove" phase of white. It is no longer about skin color; rather, whiteness is now about "essence."
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (WEBkv)


it's the spice

Posted by: REDACTED at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (zZxh0)

146 Well, yeah. But it's not like people haven't been screaming precisely that for about 50+ years. Question is... how?
The answer would be the right wing version of the left's activist groups.
A well funded organization that supplies not only activists from people that fund raise to, err, people that engage in "direct action" but supply an alternate career path to regular conservatives that have an opportunity to help "the cause" and thereby end their career in corporate America.




Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (qlFIA)

147 I audibly said Motherfucker at church yesterday over something similar. I hope that not too many people heard me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (yQpMk)


That's ok. But if you add "hamster" anywhere in there you're infringing on Nurse's copyright and trademarks. And I'm pretty sure she's the litigious type.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (L8ADy)

148 Cohen is apparently one of those Jews that doesn't consider himself "white", so he has no issue talking smack.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at January 18, 2021 04:44 PM (i6shs)

pig nose cohen...well I don't consider him Jewish so there is that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (85Gof)

149 Yeah, where is the pushback from elected Repubs on *anything* over the past month and a half?

I don't even care which issue they push back on...election, censoring, anything.

Crickets

Posted by: squeakywheel at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (nHiWn)

150 I really am filled up with Leftists lies and can't take much more without turning it all off.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (Cxk7w)

151 >>>Anyway, what happens after we ride it out?

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Wait for the fallout.

Posted by: Kevin Cronin at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (SVRfQ)

152 Imagine, for example, that some conservative leaning person at Amazon comes across some emails
that would badly damage Bezos. If he publishes them he will never work
in tech again. And there isn't somewhere else for him to go. A lefty in a
similar situation could end up a dozens of NGOs with a no-show high
paying job as a reward.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (qlFIA)

153 Oh I believe before the week is out the EO banishing the idiotic repugnant "critical race theory" racist brainwashing and struggle sessions from federal $$$ will be rescinded.

But those mid-terms are gonna be awesome!

(narrator: Congress did nothing to limit or end this incredible, Nazi-like poison being promoted with taxpayer money, Trump nuked it in less than a week of hearing about it, all thanks to a lone independent researcher using Twitter to publicize his findings and whiste-blower materials)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (OTzUX)

154 Good! Their wokeness went supernova. Eventually, even hardcore crazies will come to realize that society becomes untenable when deferring to trannies and carnies.

Posted by: Unkaren at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (vGJY7)

155 Russia, Russia, Russia.

Posted by: Jan at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (H5knJ)

156 Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (qlFIA)

President Trump is without a doubt the most pro-Israeli president in history.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (xT2tT)

157 LOL the trolls still with da Russia


It is to laugh, Comrade.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (yQpMk)

158 I'd rather have the pie than the bar.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (OQF5r)

159 I audibly said Motherfucker at church yesterday over something similar. I hope that not too many people heard me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (yQpMk)

I mentioned that Judas was a buddy fucker once. The Chaplin suggested I reconsider adjectives.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (axyOa)

160 Whatcha get for hanging out here.
That word was not in my vocabulary till I started hanging out here.
Posted by: Lost Nic

Motherfuckinghamsterfucker


Now that's a word you should learn.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 04:47 PM (W2Pud)

161 113 And remember folks - Trump, who has a Jewish daughter and has maintained close ties with Israel is a NAZI!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (qlFIA)

His grandchildren are all Jewish, too, because his sons married Jewish women. But, nope, he's still "literally Hitler". Or even "worse than Hitler". Because reasons.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 04:47 PM (H3MF8)

162 I get where you're going. Unfortunately I don't see this system being fixed from within the system. Could be I'm just not smart enough or visionary enough to see it. Could be we're epicly fucked.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM (YiTfq)

Well stop all federally funded loans for one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:47 PM (85Gof)

163 >>I'd rather have the pie than the bar.


Embrace the Power of And.

Posted by: Baked Alaskan at January 18, 2021 04:47 PM (B5JO6)

164 Arsenal have put the barcodes away smartly in the 2nd half, 3 zip.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 18, 2021 04:47 PM (4vNgL)

165 The new einsatzgruppen will have handy color charts to help them categorize you. Efficiency!

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 04:47 PM (QeSol)

166 And remember folks - Trump, who has a Jewish daughter and has maintained close ties with Israel is a NAZI!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (qlFIA)

His grandchildren are all Jewish, too, because his sons married Jewish women. But, nope, he's still "literally Hitler". Or even "worse than Hitler". Because reasons.

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And..... WHATS THE CAPITOL OF ISRAEL????

TEL A FUCKING VIV, now.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:48 PM (HiNDK)

167 Every time I think we've reached the summit of Peak Crazy, they show me we haven't even reached base camp.
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We're in the Khumbu Icefall of crazy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 04:48 PM (0+46d)

168
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January

Nah, brah. I'm the sharing type. Just don't infringe on the meeps.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (W2Pud)

169
General Ripper: I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do withhold my whiteness.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (i9Yg2)

170 Rooskies love us being dependent on foreign earl

Posted by: REDACTED at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (zZxh0)

171 Trump is just a multireligious Nazi

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (wgghp)

172 I'd rather have the pie than the bar.


Embrace the Power of And.
Posted by: Baked Alaskan


I don't know what I'd do for a Klondike bar, but I'll obviously do some really skeevy shit for tacos.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (CigxG)

173 That's ok. But if you add "hamster" anywhere in there you're infringing on Nurse's copyright and trademarks. And I'm pretty sure she's the litigious type.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 04:45 PM

And I've seen her shot group with a .45.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (axyOa)

174 >>>I audibly said Motherfucker at church yesterday over something similar. I hope that not too many people heard me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 04:39 PM (yQpMk)

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I think you're safe. It's when you say motherfuckinghampsterfuckers that you should start to worry.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (SVRfQ)

175 Antifa is rabidly pro-deplatforming of "fascists".

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (ONvIw)

176 I remember Eskimo pies. Ice cream sammich with chocolate wafers. Klondike bars are just ice cream dipped in chocolate. Was it good humor bars that were the original of that on a stick? My treat of choice was drumsticks.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (Aashi)

177
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2021 04:47 PM (W2Pud)
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You're the one what did it to me.

Posted by: Lost Nic at January 18, 2021 04:50 PM (OQF5r)

178 Arsenal have put the barcodes away smartly in the 2nd half, 3 zip.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 18, 2021 04:47 PM (4vNgL)

You know, this reminds me that I've not watched a single metric football match since March. It also reminds me how little I missed it.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:50 PM (YiTfq)

179 Trump is just a multireligious Nazi
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (wgghp)

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Inclusivity Based Bigotry

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:50 PM (HiNDK)

180 Can't say I am a fan of pie.

Now a nice fudge bar? That I'll savor.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 18, 2021 04:50 PM (qlFIA)

181 Sounds like Jim Bakker.
Or maybe Perry Stone.

Bakker.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 18, 2021 04:42 PM

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Ah. So, within the same half-hour he peddled emergency food buckets? Either for you just in case:
1) we're wrong about pre-trib
2) we're right about pre-trib but you're wrong about your own salvation
3) you get taken up, but your mother-in-law is still gonna need something to eat...

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 04:50 PM (kZVsz)

182 So what are Eskimo Pies now called? They're still around, right?

I rarely even glance at the ice cream section.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:51 PM (OTzUX)

183 His grandchildren are all Jewish, too, because his sons married Jewish women. But, nope, he's still "literally Hitler". Or even "worse than Hitler". Because reasons.


Next time someone says he's "literally Hitler" ask them for the names of democrats he sent to the ovens.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:51 PM (CigxG)

184 My treat of choice was drumsticks.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (Aashi)
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I could go for one of those right now. And I hadn't even had the craving until you mentioned it.

Damn you. Damn you.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 04:51 PM (0+46d)

185 I dunno.
Maybe a thousand now, or 40 to 50 million in a few years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 04:51 PM (sy5kK)

186 179 Trump is just a multireligious Nazi
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (wgghp)

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Inclusivity Based Bigotry
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:50 PM (HiNDK)
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Big Tent Fascism

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 04:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

187 Trump has said nothing about the arrest of Alexei Navalny on his return to Russia by Putin's security forces.

Just how far is Putin's cock down Trump's throat?

maybe he did say something
and the mainstream media just didnt cover it
maybe if he wasnt being censored unlike any other american
we would know for sure
maybe hes just too busy planning how to keep himself and his family from being put into prison by people that dwell a bit too much on forced acts of homesexual fellatio

Posted by: sound awake at January 18, 2021 04:51 PM (k+I/v)

188 They ( Eskimo Pies)announced they were dropping the name during the recent spate of woke pearl clutching

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:52 PM (wgghp)

189 And this is why I identify as burnt sienna.

Posted by: ProfShade in Clearing District at January 18, 2021 04:52 PM (BdDfF)

190 My treat of choice was drumsticks.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (Aashi)
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I could go for one of those right now. And I hadn't even had the craving until you mentioned it.


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Cherry Flavored Dilly Bars

Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:52 PM (HiNDK)

191
165 The new einsatzgruppen will have handy color charts to help them categorize you. Efficiency!
Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 04:47 PM (QeSol)

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They got a set of them facial profile template things too?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2021 04:52 PM (i9Yg2)

192 i know we are all boycotting fox, but holy shit you should see the front page on the site- the swarms from guatamala or whatever are trying to overrun Honduran cops/military

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 04:52 PM (LbTMu)

193 And I've seen her shot group with a .45.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 04:49 PM (axyOa)

I figured she shot a cute little pink peashooter that fires 9mm.

I'll have to reevaluate!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 04:52 PM (xT2tT)

194 So what are Eskimo Pies now called? They're still around, right?

I rarely even glance at the ice cream section.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:51 PM (OTzUX)

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They changed it to the more politically correct Seal Clubber Pie.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 04:52 PM (kTF2Z)

195 181: Bakker is still a con.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 18, 2021 04:52 PM (H82pk)

196 I remember Eskimo pies. Ice cream sammich with chocolate wafers. Klondike bars are just ice cream dipped in chocolate. Was it good humor bars that were the original of that on a stick? My treat of choice was drumsticks.
Posted by: PaleRider


Klondike bars are rectangular on a stick. Dilly bars from DQ are round on a stick.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:53 PM (CigxG)

197 Do the European kickballers all kneel or do a live miked-up self-hating struggle session at mid-field or something? I mean, it's Europe, after all, so the moral level is quite a bit higher than in the hate-based US.

And do the fans still throw objects at and vilify non-white players? I mean, as part of the overall European moral leadership thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:53 PM (OTzUX)

198 >> know we are all boycotting fox, but holy shit you should see the front page on the site- the swarms from guatamala or whatever are trying to overrun Honduran cops/military


Every one a Blessing from Heaven.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:53 PM (B5JO6)

199 >>>Cherry Flavored Dilly Bars
Posted by: fixerupper at January 18, 2021 04:52 PM (HiNDK)

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Wife gave one to the dog for his birthday. He did not care for the cherry coating. What a waste of a dilly bar.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 04:53 PM (SVRfQ)

200 >>Klondike bars are rectangular on a stick.



**BUZZER**

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:53 PM (B5JO6)

201 155 Good! Their wokeness went supernova. Eventually, even hardcore crazies will come to realize that society becomes untenable when deferring to trannies and carnies.
Posted by: Unkaren at January 18, 2021 04:46 PM (vGJY7)

Lesbians are coming around to that, now that trannies have so much sway and are using it against lesbians. "You prefer women, right? Well, I'm a woman now! That doesn't change just because I have a penis. You have to date me! My wokeness, let me put it in you... "

Lesbians are not having it, so the Left is moving to cancel them now.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (H3MF8)

202 Washington Post: Any Black or Hispanic Trump Supporters You See Are Actually Examples of "Multiracial Whiteness"

Happy MLK Day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (4tiP2)

203
I'll have to reevaluate!






I have it on good authority, she's the real deal.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (r1z5A)

204 I'd like to think conservatives will fight these pricks at every turn - the people, not the politicians - just like the leftists did for the last four years. Fuck this guy, and fuck his illegitimate administration.

RESIST!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (bkUtD)

205
Remember, courts stopped the truth from being heard at least 60 times.
Them, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (sy5kK)

206

"Little Pink Triangles for you and me, ooh yeah!"

- - John Cougar Concentration-camp

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (s2VJv)

207 Ace quick hits day!

And all of them are funny. I mean, seriously laugh out loud funny. These idiots on the left ( yes i include the corporate cucks in that group) actually think anyone believes anything they say! The tech tyrants, the media, the politicians, the pundits... All of these morons truly believe they are going to rule over the people of this country and therefore they can say whatever they want, including their real thoughts and beliefs.
Trump, you magnificent bastard! Your legacy is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (Vxu+H)

208 What about Eskimo pie?
Posted by: Lost Nic

Tasty.

Posted by: a polar bear at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

209 The new einsatzgruppen will have handy color charts to help them categorize you. Efficiency!
Posted by: Archer


Paper bag color charts?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (CigxG)

210 Yeah, I loved drumsticks as a kid. Also, those orange/vanilla ice cream bars. What were those called? Loved those.

Ice cream novelties are an improvement over assless chaps as a sub-topic.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (OTzUX)

211 What is that pit in Russia that is permanently on fire now? That's where we are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

212 Klondike bars have no stick. Market research showed they posed a choking hazard to the fatties eating them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (H5knJ)

213 Every one a Blessing from Heaven.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:53 PM (B5JO6)

Blessing of Liberty, is how I heard it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (z79tQ)

214 >>What is that pit in Russia that is permanently on fire now?


Cleveland?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (B5JO6)

215 Frito Pie>Eskimo Pie

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (kTF2Z)

216 Yeah, I loved drumsticks as a kid. Also, those orange/vanilla ice cream bars. What were those called? Loved those.


Creamsicles.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (ZSK0i)

217 His grandchildren are all Jewish, too, because his sons married Jewish women. But, nope, he's still "literally Hitler". Or even "worse than Hitler". Because reasons.
Next time someone says he's "literally Hitler" ask them for the names of democrats he sent to the ovens.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:51 PM (CigxG)

I don't think either of the Trump sons' wives were Jewish. Ivanka's kids are, the others aren't.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (ONvIw)

218 "Little Pink Triangles for you and me, ooh yeah!"



- - John Cougar Concentration-camp





Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Don't kid yourself, Sefton, you and I are getting yellow stars....

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (KAi1n)

219 211 What is that pit in Russia that is permanently on fire now? That's where we are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (KZzsI)


"Sarlac-ski."

- - Jabbavich the Huttskaya

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (s2VJv)

220 Biden will make all 11 million in the country citizens .

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (wgghp)

221 DQ Peanutbuster parfait FTW

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (bDqIh)

222 Huh. I don't remember Klondike bars having a stick. Maybe we've been buying a knockoff. Or they dropped the sticks for the grocery aisle version.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (Aashi)

223 "Little Pink Triangles for you and me, ooh yeah!"

- - John Cougar Concentration-camp

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (s2VJv)
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I don't care who you are, that's pretty funny, right there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (0+46d)

224 In France can one only post 35 hours a week and 3.5 hours on holidays?

Posted by: Goatweed at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (90fhE)

225 >>Creamsicles.


One of the most disappointing things to ever come out of the freezer.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (B5JO6)

226 Yeah, I loved drumsticks as a kid. Also, those orange/vanilla ice cream bars. What were those called? Loved those.

Ice cream novelties are an improvement over assless chaps as a sub-topic.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (OTzUX)

Dreamsicles.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (z79tQ)

227 Eskimo pies >>> cow pies

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (QeSol)

228 Yeah, I loved drumsticks as a kid. Also, those orange/vanilla ice cream bars. What were those called? Loved those.

Posted by: rhomboid

Dreamsicle?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (CigxG)

229 >>>Creamsicles.


That's what Hunter Biden gives to his suitors.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (bkUtD)

230 Yeah, I loved drumsticks as a kid. Also, those orange/vanilla ice cream bars. What were those called? Loved those.

When I was a youngster, the ice cream shop at the mall introduced bubble gum ice cream. Basically ice cream with specks of bubble gum in it, not enough to really get a good chew but enough for the flavor and feel of it. It was wonderful.

Some kid choked somewhere and it was banned nationwide. That was my introduction to nuisance lawsuits ruining everything for everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (KZzsI)

231 225 >>Creamsicles.


One of the most disappointing things to ever come out of the freezer.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (B5JO6)


ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (s2VJv)

232 One of the most disappointing things to ever come out of the freezer.


More for the rest of us...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (ZSK0i)

233 >>Biden will make all 11 million in the country citizens .


Would you believe it's closer to 40 million?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (bDqIh)

234 No stick in a Klondike bar.

Never.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (B5JO6)

235 Biden will make all 11 million in the country citizens .
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (wgghp)

And that's just the table-stakes. It will be 35-million by the time Cumala is running for re-election.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (YiTfq)

236 yellow stars....

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (KAi1n)

And people wonder why I own guns.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (xT2tT)

237 Man, you have a river catch fire ONE time and you never hear the end of it
Cleveland

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (wgghp)

238 Otter Pops!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (B5JO6)

239 210 Yeah, I loved drumsticks as a kid. Also, those orange/vanilla ice cream bars. What were those called? Loved those.

Ice cream novelties are an improvement over assless chaps as a sub-topic.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (OTzUX)

Cremesicles? Those were the orange popsicles with vanilla ice cream inside them.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (H3MF8)

240 Ice cream sandwich.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (r1z5A)

241 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (arJlL)

242 221 DQ Peanutbuster parfait FTW
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (bDqIh)


"Fudgy the Abrams"

- - Carvel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (s2VJv)

243 Washington Post: Any Black or Hispanic Trump Supporters You See Are Actually Examples of "Multiracial Whiteness"

Happy MLK Day.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2021 04:54 PM (4tiP2)

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Great.

Biracial honkey is the new slur.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (FsVxE)

244 Carvel Flying Saucers

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (B5JO6)

245 >>>Biden will make all 11 million in the country citizens .



He's canceling the Keystone XL pipeline Wednesday.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (bkUtD)

246 I had my first McRib today. Underwhelming. Why the RibWich cult?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

247 so in regards to more RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
The fact that people there aren't free is terrible. And the facts the illegitimate government is arresting a reformer is a bad specific example.

But...we are about to have an illegitimate government as well, and it wants to lock up our reformer Trump as well.

So...good luck Russia but I have more important concerns.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (qlFIA)

248 Legal Insurrection has a article up on the latest southern hemisphere invasion.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (Cxk7w)

249 okay i'll play.
strawberry shortcake bar

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says it's all in the reflexes at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (LbTMu)

250 Cremesicles? Those were the orange popsicles with vanilla ice cream inside them.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (H3MF

Those are so gross.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (Ez6QX)

251 Dreamsicles.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (z79tQ)

Whatever. I've been wr...wr...mistaken before.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (z79tQ)

252 What is that pit in Russia that is permanently on fire now? That's where we are.


Darvaza Gas Crater- or the Door to Hell.

Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (kOpft)

253 230 He is up there with the kid that choked on the Battle Star Galactica toy missile and got all missile firing toys banned for decades...

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (wgghp)

254 Clarence Thomas is whiter than Robert Byrd in his bleached KKK robes.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (2DOZq)

255 What is that pit in Russia that is permanently on fire now?


Cleveland?
Posted by: garrett


I think they finally put the river out.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (CigxG)

256 Democrats actually like chimneys.

Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (UMK0C)

257 243 Great.

Biracial honkey is the new slur.
Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (FsVxE)



"Pfft. Been there done that."

- - George Jefferson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (s2VJv)

258 And people wonder why I own guns.





Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Because with a name like that, you get picked on a lot.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (KAi1n)

259 Ice cream novelties are an improvement over assless chaps as a sub-topic.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 04:55 PM (OTzUX)

This!

Posted by: Brie Larsen at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (axyOa)

260 Carvel Flying Saucers

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (B5JO6)

There was one in my town. I may have eaten about 18,000 of those things.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (xT2tT)

261 >>>He is up there with the kid that choked on the Battle Star Galactica toy missile and got all missile firing toys banned for decades...


Or the Boba Fett rocket.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (bkUtD)

262 Even the cheap knockoff dollar store creamsicles are still good. But then, I liked the frozen root beer treats, those flavored ice bars. Basically crappy kool aid stuff thickened and frozen with a stick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (KZzsI)

263 WHY ARE THESE ASSHOLES SO BLATANTLY RACIST? Jeebus fuck this shit is toxically retarded.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (jShG0)

264 >>He is up there with the kid that choked on the Battle Star Galactica toy missile and got all missile firing toys banned for decades...


Fuck that kid and his fucking parents.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (B5JO6)

265 There were a few twatters people (or people who micro blogged there) who were the best on the "caravans" and migration issues in general. Haven't checked them in a while.

Oh - that's because, in the short term, the major part of the problem was solved. Trump, working with Mexico on the asylum procedures and related things, and directly with the Central American govts, had ended the problem (Mexico had good incentive to do so for its own reasons, which helped).

Of course there is nothing resembling a press, and our LIV nation is nearly pristinely ignorant of all this. So much so, that the idiot advisers of the incoming vegetable placeholder could, with a straight face, boast they were going to "end the humanitarian crisis" at the border caused by OrangeManBad and his evil "family separation" policies. All ignorance, lies, distortion, race-baiting, and stupidity, all the way down.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (OTzUX)

266 Bomb Pop

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (kTF2Z)

267 >>>>>Creamsicles.

One of the most disappointing things to ever come out of the freezer.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (B5JO6)

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Says you.

Oh, sorry. I didn't finish reading to the end.

Posted by: Shep! at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (o9apC)

268 Carvel ice cream. I miss you oh ice cream of my youth!

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (QeSol)

269 "I'm tired of signing my name. Can I watch Matlock now?"
Biden on day 1

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (wgghp)

270 What is that pit in Russia that is permanently on fire now? That's where we are.


Darvaza Gas Crater- or the Door to Hell.
Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (kOpft)

Unfortunately we have a whole town like that. Coal vein caught fire.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (2DOZq)

271 Regarding some of Ace's sidebar items:

Corporatism is not capitalism...it is a form of fascism.

And of course, "capitalism" itself is a term basically invented by Marx. Free Enterprise > capitalism.

Posted by: filbert at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (NiXyF)

272 Was it pushups that were the sort of orange flavored frozen treats. I didn't say no if I was offered one, even thought they were no drumsticks.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (Aashi)

273 -

Biden will make all 11 million in the country citizens .

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM
-

I thought maybe you meant everyone in Honduras, but there's only 10 million of them.

Posted by: irright at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (SchQD)

274 Reading the Anti-fascist Handbook is a real eye opening experience. The movement is very manipulative and ideologically hard to pin down. Ultimately, while they proclaim to hate "color-blindness" in society, they also want to abolish "color". Sadly, the asshole who wrote this, like Ibram Kemdi, is considered a serious professor and is busy indoctrinating kids for lots of money.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (ONvIw)

275 Biden will make all 11 million in the country citizens .





Would you believe it's closer to 40 million?

I suppose the good news is they already vote.

Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (kOpft)

276 198. OAN this morning had drone video of the line of troops in Guatemala wailing on a bunch of these people with big nightsticks and then firing tear gas . A second line of troops behind had to move in. Looked like about ten thousand migrants to me. Had them funneled into a roadway between buildings.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (IdwWO)

277 He's canceling the Keystone XL pipeline Wednesday.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (bkUtD)
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For immediate impact, that's not so much. It'll be the yanking of drilling and mining leases that will crash the energy system.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (0+46d)

278 I would just about kill for one of those giant Bubble Pastic Shell Tubess of 12 Flying Saucers they kept in the bin freezer.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (B5JO6)

279 270 What is that pit in Russia that is permanently on fire now? That's where we are.


Darvaza Gas Crater- or the Door to Hell.
Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (kOpft)

Unfortunately we have a whole town like that. Coal vein caught fire.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:00 PM (2DOZq)

Centralia, PA, I think.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (H3MF8)

280 262 Even the cheap knockoff dollar store creamsicles are still good. But then, I liked the frozen root beer treats, those flavored ice bars. Basically crappy kool aid stuff thickened and frozen with a stick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 04:59 PM (KZzsI)


I'm old enough to remember such corner candy store staples as wax lips, candy dots on paper and sweet liquid inside wax containers shaped like Coke bottles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (s2VJv)

281 And Congress 1st passage is going to make all the new found voting fraud permanently

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (Cxk7w)

282 Centralia, PA

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (2DOZq)

283 Isn't some field in PA on fire forever?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (KAi1n)

284 277 He's canceling the Keystone XL pipeline Wednesday.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (bkUtD)
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For immediate impact, that's not so much. It'll be the yanking of drilling and mining leases that will crash the energy system.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (0+46d)


Nullification. It's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (s2VJv)

285 candy dots on paper and sweet liquid inside wax containers shaped like Coke bottles.

I don't remember the dots but the other stuff, yeah. They were awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

286 283 Isn't some field in PA on fire forever?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (KAi1n)


That would be the Statehouse...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (s2VJv)

287 "Nicklefucker"
The Horde expands my vocabulary.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (omoAx)

288 BTW, that gas crater is in Turkmenistan, not Russia.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (KAi1n)

289 I don't think the Opposition understood the point of that Wayans Brothers movie where they dressed up as white girls

Posted by: azjaeger at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (3/XaG)

290 >>>For immediate impact, that's not so much. It'll be the yanking of drilling and mining leases that will crash the energy system.


Yep, can't make an omelet without breaking a few oil drillers, amirite?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (bkUtD)

291 220 Biden will make all 11 million in the country citizens .
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM (wgghp)

Now he's admitting that it's closer to 25M

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (ONvIw)

292 Those dots were pretty good but once in a while you would get some wax paper in your mouth...

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (wgghp)

293 "I'm tired of signing my name. Can I watch Matlock now?"

Biden on day 1

Posted by: steevy


Any guesses as to how many people in that admin. are practicing his signature?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 05:03 PM (r1z5A)

294 >>BTW, that gas crater is in Turkmenistan, not Russia.


There's a bigger one right here in Georgia, Sugar.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at January 18, 2021 05:03 PM (B5JO6)

295 Cremesickles, I think that's it! Sorry, haters, liked those (at least at one time in my early yute).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 05:03 PM (OTzUX)

296 Pastic Shell Tubess of 12 Flying Saucers they kept in the bin freezer.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (B5JO6)

Opening the freezer and seeing one of those was like hitting the fucking lottery.

Vanilla was better than chocolate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:03 PM (xT2tT)

297 Biden will make all 11 million in the country citizens .

Would you believe it's closer to 40 million?

I suppose the good news is they already vote.
Posted by: Methos at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (kOpft)


All of them.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:03 PM (axyOa)

298 The guy from Cuba isn't black, but kamala from Jamaica is. Makes total sense.

Posted by: EveR at January 18, 2021 05:03 PM (R0z7P)

299 You had ice cream as kids. Must've been nice. All we had were freezing iron poles.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 05:03 PM (kTF2Z)

300 292 Those dots were pretty good but once in a while you would get some wax paper in your mouth...
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (wgghp)


Eating them was a chore. After a while you just said, screw it and you ate the paper the candy was glued to.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 05:03 PM (s2VJv)

301 that gas crater is in Turkmenistan, not Russia.

Should have known it was in one of the stans. Its a pretty scary place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

302 GlowHonkies, GlowCrackers, GlowColonialists GlowWhiteys, ect... do not have the same ring and catch to them.

Posted by: Zombie Terry A. Davis at January 18, 2021 05:04 PM (uZ7eJ)

303 Last thing I ordered from Amazon was a Douay Rheims Bible.

Posted by: gospodin comrade at January 18, 2021 05:04 PM (1NWVd)

304 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (H3MF

I knew I should have just waited for a knowledgeable moron to post it.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:04 PM (2DOZq)

305 Popeye cigarettes...
Loved those...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 05:04 PM (v2c9/)

306 You had ice cream as kids. Must've been nice. All we had were freezing iron poles.


The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 18, 2021 05:04 PM (ZSK0i)

307 296 Pastic Shell Tubess of 12 Flying Saucers they kept in the bin freezer.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (B5JO6)

Opening the freezer and seeing one of those was like hitting the fucking lottery.

Vanilla was better than chocolate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:03 PM (xT2tT)


Agreed. I did like the Lollapaloozas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 05:04 PM (s2VJv)

308 FIll up you gas tanks in your car now. The price is only going in one direction

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 05:04 PM (85Gof)

309 285 candy dots on paper and sweet liquid inside wax containers shaped like Coke bottles.

I don't remember the dots but the other stuff, yeah. They were awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

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Astro pops FTW.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (FsVxE)

310 No stick in a Klondike bar.

Never.
Posted by: garrett


You are correct.
Which one has it? Rectangular, chocolate covered bar.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (CigxG)

311
Oy vey, you're black, you're not black, how black are you, well it can't be very black if you're not a communist, did you vote for Biden cuz if not then you're white, blah blah blah. I feel like I dropped bad acid when I hear these fuckin' people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (Bvn1K)

312 284 277 He's canceling the Keystone XL pipeline Wednesday.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (bkUtD)

Soros owns a crap ton of railroad tanker car leases.

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (QeSol)

313 Any guesses as to how many people in that admin. are practicing his signature?

They only need him to sign something once, connected to one of those machines. It signs everything after that. The signing ceremonies are just for show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

314 I'm old enough to remember such corner candy store staples as wax lips, candy dots on paper and sweet liquid inside wax containers shaped like Coke bottles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I'm old enough to remember those and fruit striped gum, black jack gum,, and candy cigarettes!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (Vxu+H)

315 The Mighty Boosh: "I'm darker than you"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a8GlAf6Gv8

Obsidian Blackbird McNight.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

316 joebama will use auto-sign just like barky did.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (lo9S2)

317 A couple of years ago they had a little candy cart in the mall and I was surprised they still had the candy cigarettes and the cigarette gum

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (wgghp)

318 I see we've entered the "Dr. Strangelove" phase of white. It is no longer about skin color; rather, whiteness is now about "essence."
Posted by: blake
Do not give them your essence!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (CigxG)

Mein Fuhrer Joe Biden! I still can't walk!

Posted by: Zombie Chuck Graham at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (R/m4+)

319 SF Goth yes Centralia Pa in the coal region

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (Cxk7w)

320
Egg creams and a pretzel stick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (s2VJv)

321 Centralia, PA, I think.

Posted by:

Our government: "We'll burn this trash pile."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (r1z5A)

322 Why do Democrats hate America so damn much?

Is it something we said?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (sy5kK)

323 >>>He's canceling the Keystone XL pipeline Wednesday.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 18, 2021 04:58 PM (bkUtD)
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For immediate impact, that's not so much. It'll be the yanking of drilling and mining leases that will crash the energy system.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (0+46d)

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Hmm. Seems like the kind of policy position that should have been brought up during a debate. You know, if voting mattered anymore.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (SVRfQ)

324 I just remember getting rainbow snow cones from the ice cream truck and your crap came out with all the colors.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (2DOZq)

325 "Fudgy the Abrams"

- - Carvel
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 04:57 PM (s2VJv)

Cookie Pussy...

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (w2LAm)

326 I'm old enough to remember such corner candy store staples as wax lips, candy dots on paper and sweet liquid inside wax containers shaped like Coke bottles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (s2VJv)
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Me too. And scoot over, I need more room for my walker.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (/669Q)

327 I see we've entered the "Dr. Strangelove" phase of white. It is no longer about skin color; rather, whiteness is now about "essence."
Posted by: blake
Do not give them your essence!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 04:41 PM (CigxG)

Its about destroying the American Culture.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (oHd/0)

328 I'm old enough to remember those and fruit striped gum, black jack gum,, and candy cigarettes!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (Vxu+H)

Licorice cigars. And little figurines called Rat Fink.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (lgiXo)

329 "I'm tired of signing my name. Can I watch Matlock now?"

Biden on day 1

Puddinhead O'Biden will just get a rubber stamp made of his name in ChiCom symbols and a red ink pad. His staff will tell him he's playing a desktop version of Whack-A-Mole.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (HaL55)

330 You had ice cream as kids. Must've been nice. All we had were freezing iron poles.


The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 18, 2021 05:04 PM (ZSK0i)

At least your pole was still there to enjoy next winter, not like my "treats". Icicles what fall from the gutters.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (z79tQ)

331 The dems are pissed that their slaves are waking up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (9Om/r)

332 Chicklettes.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (axyOa)

333 Isn't some field in PA on fire forever?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (KAi1n)

Coal mine (or coal seam) fires in PA, still burning.
Laurel Run mine fire 1915
Centralia 1962

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (gtatv)

334 Last time I saw a pack of candy cigarettes, they were just called "candy sticks".

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (H3MF8)

335 Failed Trump challenger Hillary Clinton said she would love to see President Donald Trumps phone records to see whether he was talking to Putin the day that the insurgents invaded our Capitol on January 6, making the remarks during a bonus episode of her podcast You and Me Both released Monday.

She is one fat ugly dillusional fuckin cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (85Gof)

336 Anything Trump did even if it meant cutting off his nose Slo Joe will undo

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (Cxk7w)

337 When it comes to industrial environmental disasters, Russia (as the USSR) says "hold my little glass of vodka".

They dumped plutonium tailings (plutonium!) in lakes.

At Day One of the Manhattan Project, when we were first stumbling our way around the beginnings of industrial-scale work with radioactive materials, and knew comparatively little, the guys would have screamed "WTF???!!!" at such insanity.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (OTzUX)

338 Anybody wondering why some of the NG in DC are being sworn in as US Marshals?

Or why DC seems to be on military lockdown?

Because neither the legislative or the judiciary has the authority to do either.

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (AwPyG)

339 Somebody mentioned them already.
Ice cream sandwiches.
Yum.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (axyOa)

340 It's fundamentally about the right to bear assless chaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 04:29 PM


What about Wolverine assless chaps?

Asking for an old friend.

Posted by: Michigan at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (DMUuz)

341 10 dollar a gallon gas makes electric cars look better. It's all about the end game.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (r1z5A)

342 328 I'm old enough to remember those and fruit striped gum, black jack gum,, and candy cigarettes!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (Vxu+H)

Licorice cigars. And little figurines called Rat Fink.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (lgiXo)

Created by Big Daddy Roth!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (H3MF8)

343 I'm sure the appropriate phone records could be produced...

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (wgghp)

344 I was a simple kid who grew into a simple man.

Neapolitan ice-cream sandwiches.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (kZVsz)

345 #245

Bi den will get push back on trying that crap re Keystone.

Oil companies can claim estoppel as they spent money justifiably reliant on government word that they could proceed.

Bi den would have to get Nanxi to fund 5th Amendment takings clause to oil companies.Plus government loses lease fees and taxes. Nanxi ain't gonna like paying oil companies...plus our Chi nah overlords are going to want to dip their beak into that oil.

Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (UMK0C)

346 >>They dumped plutonium tailings (plutonium!) in lakes


In their Defense :

Have you ever tied into a 400 Lb Radioctive Catfish?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (B5JO6)

347 They only need him to sign something once, connected to one of those machines. It signs everything after that. The signing ceremonies are just for show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

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Joe, this is not your signature. Looks like you drew a picture of a monkey fucking a coconut. Do it right this time!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (kTF2Z)

348 You had ice cream as kids. Must've been nice. All we had were freezing iron poles.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


If you waited long enough, you could get some good meat build up from tongues.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (CigxG)

349 339 Somebody mentioned them already.
Ice cream sandwiches.
Yum.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (axyOa)

The best ice cream sandwiches, IMO, are the ones with chocolate cookies and mint ice cream.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (H3MF8)

350 Good news comrades: you all get electric cars!
Bad news: you can only charge them on alternate Wednesdays

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (wgghp)

351 Boston Baked Beans candy. Yuck

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (AwPyG)

352 All our enemies are thrilled sundown is gonng to cancel the pipeline.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (85Gof)

353 All President Elects as popular as sundown need 30,000 troops to seat them? right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 04:40 PM (85Gof)



Just screams "Consent Of The Governed", don't it?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 18, 2021 04:43 PM (YiTfq)

And also peaceful transfer of power.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 05:10 PM (946rW)

354 English soccer is relativity unwoke. BLM got shitcanned fairly quickly in England.I don't watch movies or tv shows, only sports. My mom got a vax appointment for mid March. She's 80, for those of you keeping score at home.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 18, 2021 05:10 PM (4vNgL)

355 335 Failed Trump challenger Hillary Clinton said she would love to see President Donald Trumps phone records to see whether he was talking to Putin the day that the insurgents invaded our Capitol on January 6, making the remarks during a bonus episode of her podcast You and Me Both released Monday.

She is one fat ugly dillusional fuckin cunt

Hill, just ask the NSA.. They'll have it

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 05:10 PM (Zmnko)

356 >>>I'm old enough to remember such corner candy store staples as wax lips, candy dots on paper and sweet liquid inside wax containers shaped like Coke bottles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2021 05:01 PM (s2VJv)
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Me too. And scoot over, I need more room for my walker.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:06 PM (/669Q)

=====

Candy Cigarettes. The chalk kind AND the bubble gun kind.

And Marathon bar.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 05:10 PM (SVRfQ)

357 Biden will also announce on Wednesday he's converting our Navy into sailing ships.

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2021 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

358 10 dollar a gallon gas makes electric cars look better. It's all about the end game.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


$10,000 every four years to replace the battery pack.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:10 PM (CigxG)

359 Creamsicles?

In So. Calif, there was a brand that called them 50/50 bars.

Orange or raspberry "quienscently frozen confection" with an vanilla ice cream interior.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:10 PM (2BZBZ)

360 >>>bubble gun

Gun/gum. I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (SVRfQ)

361 Anybody wondering why some of the NG in DC are being sworn in as US Marshals?



Or why DC seems to be on military lockdown?



Because neither the legislative or the judiciary has the authority to do either.

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (AwPyG)

I wonder, but have no answers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (9Om/r)

362 So I thinK I'll b able to cover any future topic With the comment.

"Fuck those people." It's a real time saver.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (Dz5W3)

363 Failed Trump challenger Hillary Clinton said she would love to see President Donald Trumps phone records to see whether he was talking to Putin the day that the insurgents invaded our Capitol on January 6, making the remarks during a bonus episode of her podcast You and Me Both released Monday.

She is one fat ugly dillusional fuckin cunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (85Go

Is there nobody in her life who cares enough to tell her to fuck off?
Sad really. I've always had people in my life who were more than happy to tell me to fuck off.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (lgiXo)

364 At least your pole was still there to enjoy next winter, not like my "treats". Icicles what fall from the gutters.

Posted by: OneEyedJack

Infused with roofing granules, yum!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (r1z5A)

365 Best thing about astro pops?

They made very good stabby weapons when sucked to a sharp point.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (FsVxE)

366 2022 Drivers License:

Name: **Indeterminate Squiggle Symbol"
Gender: Fluid
Race: Trumpcasian
Eye Color: Identifies Hazel
Hair Color: Rainbow
Height: Patriarchal
Weight: Unshamable

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (YA914)

367 If you waited long enough, you could get some good meat build up from tongues.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (CigxG)

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We used that for gyros.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (kTF2Z)

368 220 Biden will make all 11 million in the country citizens .
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 04:56 PM

Let's harvest all 11 million votes before the Democrats do.

Posted by: clutch at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (9UmRs)

369 They dumped plutonium tailings (plutonium!) in lakes

In their Defense :

Have you ever tied into a 400 Lb Radioctive Catfish?
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (B5JO6)


But it does make fishing in the dark easier.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (axyOa)

370 Oil companies can claim estoppel as they spent money justifiably reliant on government word that they could proceed.
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It's a tax!
--- Ch. J. Ron Joberts

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (0+46d)

371 Snow cones were the best. That and the cotton candy concession had to be printing money. Once you had the machine, it was pennies to sell something for a couple bucks.

They dumped plutonium tailings (plutonium!) in lakes.

Yeah after the USSR Collapsed, National Geographic did a special story on the ghastly environmental disasters across the former Soviet Union. Just outside moscow was a lake that was so radioactive you couldnt get near it. Basically they just dumped radioactive stuff into it, probably the same one you're thinking of.

Its almost 100% certain people knew about all this stuff but none of it got reported on until AFTER the commies were drummed out of power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (KZzsI)

372 All our enemies are thrilled sundown is gonng to cancel the pipeline.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (85Gof)

Yeah, why have energy independence when you can be forced to buy oil from people who regularly take a wild hair and blow some of us up.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (946rW)

373 Mmmmmmmm....creamsicles.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (Dz5W3)

374 361 Anybody wondering why some of the NG in DC are being sworn in as US Marshals?



Or why DC seems to be on military lockdown?

Because The Little Sisters of the Poor and the Amish that I saw at the "riot" are gonna storm the inauguration!

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 05:12 PM (Zmnko)

375 Is there nobody in her life who cares enough to tell her to fuck off?
Sad really. I've always had people in my life who were more than happy to tell me to fuck off.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (lgiXo)

Another acquaintance of hers just committed suicide.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 05:12 PM (v2c9/)

376 If there is one silver lining in this shitshow it's that Hillary Clinton will die knowing that the Democrat party hated her so much that they didn't steal the election for her. She is shittier than Biden.

Let that sink in!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:12 PM (xT2tT)

377 Cannibal Bob, you have that whole- brevity is the soul of wit- thing down pat

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:12 PM (lo9S2)

378
At Day One of the Manhattan Project, when we were first stumbling our way around the beginnings of industrial-scale work with radioactive materials, and knew comparatively little, the guys would have screamed "WTF???!!!" at such insanity.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 05:07 PM (OTzUX)

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Look, these are the same people who let Lysenko remodel the Soviet agro-economy to "grow" wheat in the tundra by flash freezing the seed stock. They paid Ilya Ivanov good money to try and knock up chimps with Russian jizz to make a chimera super-soldier. Soviet science had a sense of adventure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2021 05:12 PM (Bvn1K)

379 Good news comrades: you all get electric cars!
Bad news: you can only charge them on alternate Wednesdays
Posted by: steevy

I think if you do the math you'll find that your estimate of bi-weekly is wildly optimistic.

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:12 PM (gtatv)

380 We would knock icicles off the eaves and suck on them in the winter/spring. I wonder if kids have enough freedom to do that nowadays or if helicopter mom's spoil the fun with "Aaaak, don't put that in your mouth its probably got bird droppings and who knows what in it", before the kids even get a taste"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 05:12 PM (Aashi)

381 #341 at 45 cents KW electric cars start getting real expensive.

Plus you can't fill them up in a few minutes.

Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2021 05:13 PM (UMK0C)

382 There's a lot of unrest in England about the lockdowns. A lot more than here.

A song called "Boris Johnson is a F***ing C***" went to #2 on the charts.

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:13 PM (AwPyG)

383 So all opposition to the Democrat autocracy is by definition "white supremism" regardless of issue. Therefore anyone opposing democrat autocracy is by definition white, regardless of skin color.

Their newspeak contains an open admission that they are actually against western civilization.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 18, 2021 05:13 PM (Y6UV7)

384 Have you ever tied into a 400 Lb Radioctive Catfish?
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:09 PM (B5JO6)
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Not those, so much as the nine-eyed carp.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 05:13 PM (0+46d)

385 We don't hate White People, we just hate "Whiteness", which is the essence of White People and which can rub off on People of Color, which is very sad, because it then stains the inherent nobility of People of Color. Whiteness can best be thought of a disease which needs to be cleansed from America. Remember, the Future is Brown.

Posted by: Democrats at January 18, 2021 05:13 PM (F9j5E)

386 379 I said alternate Wednesdays not alternate weeks......

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (wgghp)

387 I don't know what I've been told, but Eskimo pies are mighty cold...

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (QeSol)

388 352 All our enemies are thrilled sundown is gonng to cancel the pipeline.
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Especially Warren Buffett.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (sWM8x)

389 >>Not those, so much as the nine-eyed carp.


Tough to fool, those.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (B5JO6)

390 Lewis Hamilton started the F-1 Drivers international BLM road show before every race

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (Cxk7w)

391 365 Best thing about astro pops?

They made very good stabby weapons when sucked to a sharp point.
Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM


* scrambles to change Inauguration Ball menus *

Posted by: DNC at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (DMUuz)

392 A candidate (well, technically, he was generally invisible and silent and had almost no campaign) who said he basically was going to end the oil industry, in a televised "debate", "won" the election.

Amazing (fraud, or not).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (OTzUX)

393 I remember when Cotton candy cost 15 cents at Belmont Park (the amusement park in Mission Beach, not the racetrack)

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (2BZBZ)

394 I remember some kind of toffee you'd slap on the sidewalk in break it into small pieces. I can't remember the name

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (lgiXo)

395 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (lgiXo)

Fuck off!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (xT2tT)

396 there nobody in her life who cares enough to tell her to fuck off?
Sad really. I've always had people in my life who were more than happy to tell me to fuck off.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (lgiXo)

No one, not one single person in her miserable life, cares enough about that creature to tell her STFU and STFD.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (Vxu+H)

397
Aralsk-7 (Vozrozhdeniya) is a good example of Soviet environmental... horror.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (Bvn1K)

398 Yeah Boris has been more than a bit disappointing but the GOP is ultra conservative compared to the Tories....

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (wgghp)

399 Another acquaintance of hers just committed suicide.

Posted by:Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 05:12 PM (v2c9/)

With her baby so murder too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (946rW)

400 >>the essence of White People and which can rub off on People of Color


Indeed.

Posted by: Ted Danson at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (B5JO6)

401 Are all the quests on Below Deck both gay and fat?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (85Gof)

402 Its almost 100% certain people knew about all this stuff but none of it got reported on until AFTER the commies were drummed out of power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (KZzsI)

Yup....I remember reading when the West Germans took over East Germany they found toxic waste stored everywhere and even buildings which had never been rebuilt since WW2 still in use.

Crazy commies.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (R/m4+)

403 Oil companies can claim estoppel as they spent money justifiably reliant on government word that they could proceed.


Posted by: torabora
You don't think those leases came with pro-gov't restrictions and caveats? Besides, there's no estoppel to protect nuisances, which is what the gov't will declare hydrocarbons.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (KAi1n)

404 58 He should wear the lectern guy's 2020 Trump-Pence beanie if he goes.
Posted by: Swamposphere at January 18, 2021 04:27 PM (iRZl4)

He should wear the buffalo horns and facepaint, storm the stage in the middle of the swearing in, yank the lapel mic off of Biden, and shout to the world that HE IS Q.

Admit it.

It would be the best damn 30 seconds of television ever.

Admit. It.
Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 04:35 PM (kZVsz)

I don't know if I'd go that far, but wearing the Q Shaman's buffalo horns hat to the Inauguration itself would be awesome.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (BMmaB)

405 Posted here from WZ:
Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle Explodes in Woman's Home...
Coulda been worse, I guess.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (v16oJ)

406 I dunno, it looks like it might be one of those historic days on Wednesday. The FBI is starting to "vet" some of the NG in DC, so they're nervous, and they're the bad guys.

If nothing is going to happen, it's all very odd

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (AwPyG)

407 Running an electric car is cheap, particularly with the current free recharge stations around. Its buying the thing to begin with and replacing the batteries after 7-10 years where the expense piles up.

And then you have to factor in how the range drops dramatically with the more weight in the car like, any passenger or a bag of groceries. Like fuel economy estimates, those are done with an empty car on a treadmill.

And of course the recharge time is problematic. Even the SUPER FAST ones being put out now take a good half hour or more. But hey, you can take your whole lunch break sitting at the recharge station, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

408 I have a feeling that something big is about to go down. Idk if it is from the left or the right. Either way i want America to win.



Joe bribem and camela will be a disaster.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (0OmEj)

409 "Fuck those people." It's a real time saver.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

How would that differ from the last 4 years?

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:16 PM (gtatv)

410 >>Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle Explodes in Woman's Home


Wax Lips!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:16 PM (B5JO6)

411 And it was fresh and twice if not three times bigger than the shit they were selling at Padres games.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:16 PM (2BZBZ)

412 I hope PDT overflows the toilet before he leaves

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 05:16 PM (85Gof)

413 Was it pushups that were the sort of orange flavored frozen treats. I didn't say no if I was offered one, even thought they were no drumsticks.

Yeah, basically Tang flavored, frozen suppositories.

Posted by: ProfShade in Clearing District at January 18, 2021 05:16 PM (BdDfF)

414 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (lgiXo)

Fuck off!



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM (xT2tT)

Aww

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:16 PM (lgiXo)

415 $10,000 every four years to replace the battery pack.

Posted by: rickb223


Hey, sometimes ya gotta kill the environment in order to save it!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 05:16 PM (r1z5A)

416 The rootbeer bomb pop, now that I remember it I want one now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2021 05:16 PM (r+sAi)

417 Whine all you want, Trumpsters.
We stole your nation from you, right out in the open.
You'll never shoot back.

Posted by: The New Democrat Party, CCP division at January 18, 2021 05:17 PM (sy5kK)

418 361 Anybody wondering why some of the NG in DC are being sworn in as US Marshals?
Because neither the legislative or the judiciary has the authority to do either.

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:08 PM (AwPyG)

Doesn't that happen for each Presidential election?

Posted by: clutch at January 18, 2021 05:17 PM (9UmRs)

419 But it does make fishing in the dark easier.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (axyOa)

Yeah but if you fish with dynamite like they do in Louisiana you've got a Chernobyl on your hands...

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2021 05:17 PM (w2LAm)

420 No one, not one single person in her miserable life, cares enough about that creature to tell her STFU and STFD.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (Vxu+H)
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Sort of sad, isn't it?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:17 PM (WEBkv)

421 you'll pry my Chevy 2500HD from my cold dead hands

Posted by: REDACTED at January 18, 2021 05:17 PM (zZxh0)

422 I remember some kind of toffee you'd slap on the sidewalk in break it into small pieces. I can't remember the name
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:14 PM

Used to freeze a snickers bar and then do that. Yum.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (axyOa)

423 Let that sink in!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:12 PM (xT2tT)
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Thank you for trying to make us feel better. Very kind of you

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (/669Q)

424 If nothing is going to happen, it's all very odd

They're still saying they have actionable reports of "domestic terrorists" threats to the inauguration .. heard the word "White Nationalists" which translated means Trump voters

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (Zmnko)

425 We would knock icicles off the eaves and suck on them in the winter/spring. I wonder if kids have enough freedom to do that nowadays or if helicopter mom's spoil the fun with "Aaaak, don't put that in your mouth its probably got bird droppings and who knows what in it", before the kids even get a taste"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 05:12
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As a confirmed drinker-out-of-the-hose, I always thought icicles were tastier. Maybe it was the guano?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (ju2Fy)

426 CBD I like that one

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (Cxk7w)

427 Waht about that plastic goo you put on straw and blew bubbles with? I still have some in my lungs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (Dz5W3)

428 407 Running an electric car is cheap, particularly with the current free recharge stations around. Its buying the thing to begin with and replacing the batteries after 7-10 years where the expense piles up.

And then you have to factor in how the range drops dramatically with the more weight in the car like, any passenger or a bag of groceries. Like fuel economy estimates, those are done with an empty car on a treadmill.

And of course the recharge time is problematic. Even the SUPER FAST ones being put out now take a good half hour or more. But hey, you can take your whole lunch break sitting at the recharge station, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

I think gas stations will have to be set up to swap out your near-depleted battery for a freshly charged one. It'd be quicker than waiting on your battery to recharge.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (H3MF8)

429 Adult Dreamsicle. One shot amaretto, milk, orange juice, blend with ice.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (VNmG1)

430 The Left wants us to erupt. I am not going up against the NG.

We can sit on the sidelines, keep our ammo dry and watch these fucktards destroy themselves.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (2BZBZ)

431 Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle Explodes in Woman's Home...
Coulda been worse, I guess.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (v16oJ)

Honey, I'm home! Salmon for dinner?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (kTF2Z)

432 "the essence of White People and which can rub off on People of Color"

---

LOL

For some of us brown folk, we let Whitey's essence in.

And made more white people.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (FsVxE)

433
Sigh.

This bullcrap is now truly insane.WTF?






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (ufFY8)

434 I remember some kind of toffee you'd slap on the sidewalk in break it into small pieces. I can't remember the name
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Abazaba?
Big Hunk?
Look? (Big Hunk with chocolate covering)

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (gtatv)

435 398 Yeah Boris has been more than a bit disappointing but the GOP is ultra conservative compared to the Tories....
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (wgghp)

Although Thatcher was closer to a Republican than most Tories, I frequently warn people not to equate Conservative and Labor with Republican and Democrat. It's more like, in American terms, Country Club Republican and Socialist. They really don't have a party that embraces freedom in any sense we would recognize. They ran all those people out of the gene pool 300 years ago, and they came here.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (BMmaB)

436 Or if it wasn't fraud, the cities love Bite Me alot more than Barack.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (Cxk7w)

437 H.R.339 - To direct the Architect of the Capitol to design and install an appropriate fence around the perimeter of the United States Capitol, including the East Front and the West Front.

And walls don't work, so we're going to tear down The Wall, too.

Posted by: 117th Congress (2021-2022) at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (WLHrn)

438 >>Honey, I'm home!

...

Is your Sister staying for dinner?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (B5JO6)

439 Waht about that plastic goo you put on straw and blew bubbles with? I still have some in my lungs.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (Dz5W3)

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Hashish.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (kTF2Z)

440 According to those closest to Hillary, she smells like piss. If you lose, you don't get to have people close to you anymore if you smell like piss.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (H5knJ)

441 And of course the recharge time is problematic. Even the SUPER FAST ones being put out now take a good half hour or more. But hey, you can take your whole lunch break sitting at the recharge station, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)
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I have to believe the superfast charge is very hard on the battery. There's no way to get around the fact a lot of heat is going to be created during a fast charge.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (WEBkv)

442 We would knock icicles off the eaves and suck on them in the winter/spring. I wonder if kids have enough freedom to do that nowadays or if helicopter mom's spoil the fun with "Aaaak, don't put that in your mouth its probably got bird droppings and who knows what in it", before the kids even get a taste"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2021 05:12
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My mom told us icicles had squirrel pee. We ate them anyway.

Also, icicle sword fights.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

443 Yeah after the USSR Collapsed, National Geographic did a special story on the ghastly environmental disasters across the former Soviet Union. Just outside moscow was a lake that was so radioactive you couldnt get near it. Basically they just dumped radioactive stuff into it, probably the same one you're thinking of.
[snip]
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:11 PM (KZzsI)


Dunno about Moscow, but the Soviet Union's primary weapons production center was at Mayak, about 77 miles south of Yekaterinberg in the Ural Mountains.

That site is riddled with that kind of lake and river dumping and puts Hanford to absolute shame.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (ZSK0i)

444 PDT has all the White House alexia's reprogrammed to respond to joe'svice with "fuck off Joe"

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (QeSol)

445 Peanut brittle was good but you needed a hammer to break off a chewable piece. Or steel teeth like Jaws in the James Bond movies...

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (wgghp)

446 to me

the electric car is like an electric knife

why ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (zZxh0)

447 Coulda been worse, I guess.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (v16oJ)
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I don't know. The worst part has to be that people now know that woman actually bought one of those candles. That's worse than it exploding if you ask me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (/669Q)

448 Honey, I'm home! Salmon for dinner?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Lol

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (1trTQ)

449 This is the new Nood?

Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (H95PK)

450 Melanin uber alles. Freaking tards.

Posted by: cornbred at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (wSn9X)

451 Old Blue, quicker than that. They make that same flavor with booze added. Be very careful.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (lo9S2)

452 What foreign country do you think would most want to shut down our pipelines? Maybe Hillary should ask Biden if he had any recent calls with Putin.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

453 I don't know. The worst part has to be that people now know that woman actually bought one of those candles. That's worse than it exploding if you ask me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (/669Q)
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She won it in a raffle or some such.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

454 >Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle Explodes in Woman's Home

Might as well move. They'll never get the fish smell out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (Dz5W3)

455 We can sit on the sidelines, keep our ammo dry and watch these fucktards destroy themselves.[/]

We've been watching them over-reach, seal their own fates, and go a bridge too far for decades now.

They're still going. I'm starting to think they just might not beat themselves. Just keep on taking hills not worth dying for.

Posted by: Pierre at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (EjQ00)

456 =====No one, not one single person in her miserable life, cares enough about that creature to tell her STFU and STFD.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (Vxu+H)

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I suppose a small amount of schadenfreude is knowing that gets to live with the fact they screwed up the steal when it was her turn, and she gets to see kummalla take her place. That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (SVRfQ)

457 Didn't go to Belmont Park much. But the carmel corn at the place in College Grove shopping center .... (the recipe was sold to a place operating in Parkway Plaza as of a few years back, stumbled across it the only time I went there).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (OTzUX)

458 What about that plastic goo you put on straw and blew bubbles with?

Yeah I was just thinking about those, with the metal straw. They smelled awful but they were so cool. NO idea what the heck it was made out of. Pretty sure those are banned now.

I think gas stations will have to be set up to swap out your near-depleted battery for a freshly charged one. It'd be quicker than waiting on your battery to recharge.

Yeah, for the longest time I've thought that is the most reasonable system. The problem is, the way cars are designed now, and the weight of batteries, they're not one big cell but a zillion little ones all the way across the undercarriage. They would have to disassemble your entire car to get at the damned things.

Putting all of them in one spot would make the weight distribution all wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (KZzsI)

459 Anybody who buys an electric car north of the Mason/Dixon line is begging to freeze to death while commuting.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (r1z5A)

460 428 407 Running an electric car is cheap, particularly with the current free recharge stations around. Its buying the thing to begin with and replacing the batteries after 7-10 years where the expense piles up.

And then you have to factor in how the range drops dramatically with the more weight in the car like, any passenger or a bag of groceries. Like fuel economy estimates, those are done with an empty car on a treadmill.

And of course the recharge time is problematic. Even the SUPER FAST ones being put out now take a good half hour or more. But hey, you can take your whole lunch break sitting at the recharge station, right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

I think gas stations will have to be set up to swap out your near-depleted battery for a freshly charged one. It'd be quicker than waiting on your battery to recharge.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:18 PM (H3MF
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The concept of where you "fill up" with electric cars on road trips will change. Instead of gas stations, think restaurants and hotels.

Posted by: WisRich at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

461 452 What foreign country do you think would most want to shut down our pipelines? Maybe Hillary should ask Biden if he had any recent calls with Putin

But he has been in contact with Iran.. Shouldn't he get Muellered over that?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (Zmnko)

462 Was it pushups that were the sort of orange flavored
frozen treats. I didn't say no if I was offered one, even thought they
were no drumsticks.



Yeah, basically Tang flavored, frozen suppositories.

Posted by: ProfShade in Clearing District at January 18, 2021 05:16 PM (BdDfF)

Then there were screwballs: frozen slushy with the gumball at the bottom. Yum

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (946rW)

463
Running an electric car is cheap, particularly with the current free recharge stations around.

Who gives away "free" electricity?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (63Dwl)

464 @418

Ah, no.
DC has fencing around everything, there are NG everywhere, and you have to show ID to *exit* the "red" zones. The FBI is worried that some of the NGs are the "bad" kind.

Metro's been turned off, bridges shut down.

It's as though martial law's been declared, or something. And Biden canceled the rehearsal, and his triumphal train ride into the city.

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (AwPyG)

465

Whatever. Barrel. No Barrel. Who gives a shit.

Posted by: Pierre at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (EjQ00)

466 434 I remember some kind of toffee you'd slap on the sidewalk in break it into small pieces. I can't remember the name
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Abazaba?
Big Hunk?
Look? (Big Hunk with chocolate covering)
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (gtatv)

As kid, I quickly identified Big Hunk as one of the best bargains on the candy aisle. It's bigger than most candy bars, and it's all tough nougat, so it'd take, like, hours to eat.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (H3MF8)

467 otter pops

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (bDqIh)

468 That site is riddled with that kind of lake and river dumping and puts Hanford to absolute shame.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (ZSK0i)
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Isn't there an island off the coast of Russia where their navy dumps worn out nuclear ships?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (WEBkv)

469 Fucking Duke beat me by a C hair.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (Dz5W3)

470 >>Who gives away "free" electricity?


Nobody.

Everyone else is paying for their fuel.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (B5JO6)

471 So who is allowed to legally yell NOOOD, without repercussion?

Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (H95PK)

472 The rectification of names is called for.

As is Purge Night.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (uxJPn)

473 Abazaba?
Big Hunk?
Look? (Big Hunk with chocolate covering)
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:19 PM (gtatv)

McIntosh Toffee was popular but I remember something else that came in vanilla and chocolate.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (lgiXo)

474 She won it in a raffle or some such.
That's like "winning" a jar of Charlie DpSheeb's dick cheese

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (wgghp)

475 Yeah, maybe I won't go to the Inauguration...

Posted by: Gov. Andrew Cuomo at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (Gjku9)

476 Fucking ruined my own joke . Sigh.

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (wgghp)

477 Super Elastic Bubble Plastic

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (FsVxE)

478 There's no way to get around the fact a lot of heat is going to be created during a fast charge.

Yeah there has to be some kind of trade off. We're not at the point to be able to do that kind of thing well yet. The Battery idea is the wrong direction to go, I think but its all we have for now.

And honestly looking at the state of education and science, I don't expect any Tesla-level breakthroughs any time soon (the scientist, not the overhyped car company).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

479 You must deny Trump 3 times before you get another stimulus check.

Posted by: The New Democrat Party, CCP division at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (sy5kK)

480 Nothing will ever compare to an A&W root beer float in that ice encrusted mug.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (lo9S2)

481 PDT has all the White House alexia's reprogrammed to respond to joe'svice with "fuck off Joe"
Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 05:20 PM (QeSol)

"Hey Alexia, this is Joey, when's lunch with those knuckle head Republicans? - use the good china by the way..."

Alexia "Launch nuclear reprisals on China...okay"

Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (w2LAm)

482 Rush said CNN was reporting Trump is going to give out pardons tomorrow.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (Cxk7w)

483 As a confirmed drinker-out-of-the-hose, I always thought icicles were tastier.
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I grew up in SoCal.

No icicles.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (0+46d)

484 I thought BoJo might at least be a speed-bump, but he's a disaster. And not just on C19, though that would suffice. UK is not halting its decline.

And we're probably not either.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (OTzUX)

485 Fucking ruined my own joke . Sigh.

I laughed

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (Zmnko)

486 471 So who is allowed to legally yell NOOOD, without repercussion?
Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (H95PK)

Anyone, provided it's legitimate.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (H3MF8)

487 Super Elastic Bubble Plastic

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (FsVxE)

Thats it. Smelled like glue.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (Dz5W3)

488 >Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle Explodes in Woman's Home

At least it didn't explode in her hoo ha.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (lgiXo)

489 434 I remember some kind of toffee you'd slap on the sidewalk in break it into small pieces. I can't remember the name
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Bonoma Toffee? Tough to chew, and tasted like it was stored in a gym sock?

Posted by: ProfShade in Clearing District at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (BdDfF)

490 otter pops
Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (bDqIh)

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Gotta keep your eye on those.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (kTF2Z)

491 Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle Explodes in Woman's Home

Wax on, wax off.

Posted by: zombie Mr. Miyagi at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (DMUuz)

492 @466

Big Hunk and Abbazabba were baby-tooth killers

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (AwPyG)

493 Who the fuck is allowed to yell nood and or not? What is the rhyme or reason for all these noods of nonsense? LOLs

Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (H95PK)

494 There are states that have trouble just keeping the lights on. (Ahem,looking at you California)

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (wgghp)

495 Just the punchline:

"God says to Adam 'No! We'll never get the smell out of the fish.'"

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (2BZBZ)

496 I think the Leftists have solved the problem of us not being able to produce enough electricity for everyone to drive an elec car: They get an electric car, you get no car. Plebes walk, bus or train. This is the ultimate plan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (r+sAi)

497 Ace was way ahead of the game when he started referring to them as White Supremacists of Color (WSOCs).

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (3J5Re)

498 The candle probably didn't explode so much as squirt.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (H5knJ)

499 You must deny Trump 3 times before you get another stimulus check.

Posted by: The New Democrat Party, CCP division at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (sy5kK)

I laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (Dz5W3)

500 493 Nood means new thread, it's not a random declaration.

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (ONvIw)

501 Posted here from WZ:
Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle Explodes in Woman's Home...
Coulda been worse, I guess.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2021 05:15 PM (v16oJ)

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It runs on Samsung batteries? Horrifying.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (kZVsz)

502 I sucked a couple of baby teeth out one day with Juicy Fruit.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (2BZBZ)

503 494 There are states that have trouble just keeping the lights on. (Ahem,looking at you California)

Yup we've got high winds today so we're expecting the electricity to go out because it always does...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (Zmnko)

504 Only a privileged few should be allowed the responsibility of calling NOOD.

We shall call them Noodists and they shall infor us of the Nood and perhaps a tiny tease of its content?

All in favor?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (B5JO6)

505 The candle probably didn't explode so much as squirt.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (H5knJ)

Looked like someone blew up a pastrami sandwich.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (DjiZK)

506 You never forget the taste of San Diego municipal water out of the hose, as a kid. With the flavors of innumerable suspended salts and minerals acquired in the long journey the H2O took to your hose.

Though Soviet mineral water in the 70s was worse.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 05:27 PM (OTzUX)

507 470 >>Who gives away "free" electricity?
Nobody.
Everyone else is paying for their fuel.
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM (B5JO6)

In Olympia, the all-Blue government is going to deliver a 30 cent a gallon gas tax increase, and also require free charging stations in many areas.

You can't make this chit up.
Why don't they just directly raid the bank accounts of those not living in Seattle and give it out to the homeless and new waves of illegals coming?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 05:27 PM (sy5kK)

508 So who is allowed to legally yell NOOOD, without repercussion?
Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 05:23 PM


If you don't know, not you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2021 05:27 PM (DMUuz)

509 The biggest problem is the weight of the battery that is required to sustain car travel for any practical length of time without a recharge.

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:27 PM (AwPyG)

510 So we've established a nood tellers elite class now? Or in there a Nood union?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:28 PM (Dz5W3)

511 Biden canceled the rehearsal, and his triumphal train ride into the city.
Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (AwPyG)

I speculated earlier that he may not be physically capable of it, and they are resting him up to make it through Wednesday before his magic juice wears off.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 18, 2021 05:28 PM (BMmaB)

512 The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not call "nood" when there is none.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:28 PM (2BZBZ)

513 I get to see quite a few 'article' headlines from WaPo at BadBlue (no, you ninnies, I never actually click on any of them. Sheesh).

Here's an example, paraphrased -- Bribem is both ambitious and full of empathy. He really cares, unlike that narcissistic Trump fella.

I mean, they are in full fluff mode. They are 3/4 convinced his farts smell better than Chanel No. 5. Or so they are saying. Oh well.

On the brighter side, I no longer care which person he appoints for which spot. For one thing, me caring or not won't change a fucking thing. Second, I'm certain each and every pick will suck monkey balls. At least some of them will do that literally. Maybe live, on TV.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2021 05:28 PM (F0YaR)

514 Ace was way ahead of the game when he started referring to them as White Supremacists of Color (WSOCs).
Posted by: Mad Max in VA


White Sox?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:28 PM (CigxG)

515 492 @466

Big Hunk and Abbazabba were baby-tooth killers
Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (AwPyG)

Once, in fifth grade, I felt a baby tooth just starting to come loose. I ended up using a school lunch hamburger to remove it. Those things were tough!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:28 PM (H3MF8)

516 You never forget the taste of San Diego municipal water out of the hose, as a kid. With the flavors of innumerable suspended salts and minerals acquired in the long journey the H2O took to your hose.

Though Soviet mineral water in the 70s was worse.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2021 05:27 PM (OTzUX)
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The tap water in Fort Stockton in the mid-80s was pretty awful. Sulfur water.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (0+46d)

517 The problem is it is a retarded idea from the turn of the last fucking century.

It didn't work then and it will not work now.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (B5JO6)

518 511 probably haven't finished toggling together his speech yet

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (ONvIw)

519 You can't make this chit up.
Why don't they just directly raid the bank accounts of those not living in Seattle and give it out to the homeless and new waves of illegals coming?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 05:27 PM (sy5kK)


Damn it!
Quit giving them ideas!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (axyOa)

520 Not so much retarded as novelty.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (B5JO6)

521 I just figured out today was a holiday. I can never tell the difference.

Posted by: Federal Worker at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (JioHo)

522 So, we're Oreos then.
Or, bananas if we're Asian
Or coconuts if we're Hispanic.

Got it. I'd get this stupid schoolkid nonsense growing up in The Bronx, but I didn't expect adults at the WaPo to be spouting this racist nonsense.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2021 04:31 PM (4tiP2)

I'd trust the average kid in the Bronx to make more sense than a college educated elitist. They at least have to live in the real world, where screwing up has consequences.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (eoQWY)

523 In Olympia, the all-Blue government is going to
deliver a 30 cent a gallon gas tax increase, and also require free
charging stations in many areas.



You can't make this chit up.

Why don't they just directly raid the bank accounts of those not
living in Seattle and give it out to the homeless and new waves of
illegals coming?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 05:27 PM (sy5kK)

There is no such thing as free electricity. What Olympia wants to do is transfer the cost. That ain't the same as free.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (946rW)

524 LCD, you'll get that memo tomorrow. Pay up, citizen

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (lo9S2)

525 LOL. San Diego city water is high in minerals from the Colorado river. High too in chlorine.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (2BZBZ)

526 Practicing my fako B-movie German accent.

Posted by: klaftern at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (RuIsu)

527 If a white person thinks xe is inferior, does that make xe a White Inferiorist?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (BMmaB)

528 I sucked a couple of baby teeth out one day with Juicy Fruit.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (2BZBZ

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Hunter, is that you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (kTF2Z)

529 Why cant they use that thing in Who Shrunk the Kids to make big batteries small?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:29 PM (Dz5W3)

530 As soon as electric cars are mandatory, free recharging is gonna be so gone ... replaced by "$50 insert credit / debit card".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 18, 2021 05:30 PM (pmEbq)

531 *waves to Ben Had*

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 05:30 PM (FsVxE)

532 For those asking, "Super Elastic Bubble Plastic" I have a definite 'scent' memory of those!

Posted by: RedDish haz new computer at January 18, 2021 05:30 PM (AjwWO)

533 Soros owns a crap ton of railroad tanker car leases.
Posted by: Archer


Buffett owns a big share of BNSF, which will carry crude instead of the pipeline.
Who says crime doesn't pay?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (vcOmj)

534 >> For those asking, "Super Elastic Bubble Plastic" I have a definite 'scent' memory of those!


Smells just like ruptered lung.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (B5JO6)

535 499 You must deny Trump 3 times before you get another stimulus check.

Posted by: The New Democrat Party, CCP division at January 18, 2021 05:24 PM (sy5kK)

I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (Dz5W3)

Thanks, Cannibal Bob, at least someone got the joke. Except, I'm not sure it's actually a joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (sy5kK)

536 SMH, sends hugs right back.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (lo9S2)

537 I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Posted by: RankWater at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (xdklC)

538 Lemon heads and Alexander the grape.. Hard candies the kids used to get and they mixed them up and called them fruit salad....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (Zmnko)

539 @529

Or make solar panels. You have to wonder why they don't do the obvious

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (AwPyG)

540 For those asking, "Super Elastic Bubble Plastic" I have a definite 'scent' memory of those!
Posted by: RedDish haz new computer at January 18, 2021 05:30 PM (AjwWO)

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Good grief, I seem to recall those things even smelled toxic! Not that I cared as a kid. But, still...

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (WEBkv)

541 For those asking, "Super Elastic Bubble Plastic" I have a definite 'scent' memory of those!

Posted by: RedDish haz new computer at January 18, 2021 05:30 PM (AjwWO)

Me too! I liked it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM (Dz5W3)

542 I'm convinced the Texas Unemployment Benefits system is set up to discourage you from filing. What an ambiguous, confusing cluster F.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM (2DOZq)

543 The supermarket changed their handicapped spaces into charging stations, so now instead of cripples, we've got retards.

Posted by: wth at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

544 I think the Leftists have solved the problem of us not being able to produce enough electricity for everyone to drive an elec car: They get an electric car, you get no car. Plebes walk, bus or train. This is the ultimate plan.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2021 05:25 PM (r+sAi)

That's always been the plan. Forcing everyone into the cities is another part of it.

This is why I intend to move to a small island country (or country of small islands). It's easier to walk and they can't force you into a city when the environment won't support urbanization at all.

The jet set oligarch class isn't going to give up their tourism or start pouring their own drinks, either...

Why focus on problems when you can plan?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM (haLdR)

545 Only a privileged few should be allowed the responsibility of calling NOOD.

We shall call them Noodists and they shall infor us of the Nood and perhaps a tiny tease of its content?

All in favor?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2021 05:26 PM (B5JO6)


I'm in favor of garrett taking a pee test. I think he inherited Jack Straw's dope stash.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM (F0YaR)

546 Electric cars aren't an answer TO ANY PROBLEM except smog in the cities.

CNG is available and it's cheap and it would be a relatively easy conversion that would reduce CO2 emissions from cars to 1/8 of what it is currently.

The environment has nothing to do with the push for electric cars.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

547 In addition to the 30 cent/gal increase there will be a 10% increase in home utilities.
A lotta folks gonna freeze next winter.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM (axyOa)

548 Isn't there an island off the coast of Russia where their navy dumps worn out nuclear ships?

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:22 PM (WEBkv)



That sounds vaguely familiar but the name's not coming to me.

The Russians have a long and storied history, however, of dumping the reactors from various ships and subs into the Kara and Barents Seas around Novaya Zemlya, amongst other nifty ecological messes.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM (ZSK0i)

549 Buffett owns a big share of BNSF, which will carry crude instead of the pipeline.
Who says crime doesn't pay?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (vcOmj)

I forgot about that one. Wow.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 18, 2021 05:33 PM (4tiP2)

550 The environment has nothing to do with the push for electric cars.

Yup.. It's all about control

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 05:33 PM (Zmnko)

551 O/T:

Watching a rerun of Last Man Standing right now and two things come to mind: 1. How was he able to get good writers that were willing to skewer leftist? 2: how does a show like this run on a channel that during the commercials promotes shows such as RuPaul's drag race and Trevor Noah?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 05:33 PM (SVRfQ)

552 I was hoping Buffalo horn was Cloud William. What we got was an environmental pussy. 2020 sucked.

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 05:33 PM (QeSol)

553 olddog's meatloaf is in the oven. I doubled the recipe. Dinner's at six, y'all.

Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2021 05:33 PM (XxJt1)

554 Good grief, I seem to recall those things even smelled toxic! Not that I cared as a kid. But, still...
Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (WEBkv)

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I actually liked the smell.

Along with a whole bunch of other kids.

Which was prolly why it was yanked off the shelves in the 80s.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 05:33 PM (FsVxE)

555 they just said House Ni**er really politely.

Posted by: bob at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (D2wY0)

556 549 The elected officials and the billionaires have a symbiotic relationship. We are garbage to both

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (ONvIw)

557 553 olddog's meatloaf is in the oven. I doubled the recipe. Dinner's at six, y'all.
Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2021 05:33 PM (XxJt1)

Cool! Looking forward to it!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Quit the GOP on 1/20! at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (H3MF8)

558 Hi Ben Had!

How was your luck with the hog hunting?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (sy5kK)

559 She won it in a raffle or some such.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
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So she says.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (/669Q)

560 Anybody who buys an electric car north of the Mason/Dixon line is begging to freeze to death while commuting.
Posted by: Some rat

The batteries don't last long when we have a *warm* summer here (for some value of *warm*).

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (gtatv)

561 Thanks, Cannibal Bob, at least someone got the joke. Except, I'm not sure it's actually a joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 05:31 PM (sy5kK)

I hear ya. Like JJ and ace said. Stuff we laughed about and made memes about are todays reality. I shudder when I laugh at Babylon Bee now because..........

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (Dz5W3)

562 there's been a couple of stories already of electric utility companies being used for state money laundering, (Ohio, maybe?) and I have no doubt that its going on in California.

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (AwPyG)

563 Again, we don't hate all White People. It's just the fewer of them there are, the better America is. Because Whiteness is the root of all evil. And this isn't a radical opinion. In fact, only a committed White Supremacist could oppose the elimination of Whiteness.

Posted by: Democrats at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (F9j5E)

564 May have been mentioned earlier today, certainly was brought up next week. If you can, hit Ace's tip jar on Commander in Thief's Inauguration day. We all love this place, save the stench and funk of the barrel. If you can spare a shekel or two, send it his way.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (N39Ws)

Posted by: the Dims at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (r1z5A)

566 Electric cars aren't an answer TO ANY PROBLEM

The problem is that you might escape.

Posted by: Municipal Taxes at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (fFtVH)

567 She won it in a raffle or some such.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 05:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
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So she says.
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (/669Q)
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On the other hand, how funny would that be for a white elephant party?

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (/669Q)

568 Back in the 70's when the federal government was bailing Chrysler out, the GSA bought a crap-ton of K cars to put in government motor pools.

I always wondered why when we were bailing GM out in 2009, we didn't buy a crap-ton of Chevy Volts. That would have been right up the Obama Administration's alley. I concluded that the Obama Administration was being run by kids who had no knowledge of history, even relatively recent history, and it never occurred to them that they could do that.

Once again, the Biden-Harris GSA should put out an RFP for about 100,000 electric cars for the guvvies to drive. Throw in the Postal Service while you're at it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (BMmaB)

569 Yeah. I watched a new episode of Last Man Standing. It now sucks monkey balls.

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (QeSol)

570 There was a fruit flavored pop stick that was flat on one side and they would put a winner sticker on probably one out of twenty and you would win another pop stick if you had it. They weren't anything special but it made me buy them as a kid.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (2DOZq)

571 Charleston Chews?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (xT2tT)

572 On the other hand, how funny would that be for a white elephant party?
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (/669Q)
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And now I have a reason to purchase one of those candles.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (WEBkv)

573 The batteries don't last long when we have a *warm* summer here (for some value of *warm*).

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (gtatv)

Yup. 2 years here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (Dz5W3)

574 Why focus on problems when you can plan?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM


But first, the plan for a plan!

Posted by: Davosians at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (DMUuz)

575 The tap water in Fort Stockton in the mid-80s was pretty awful. Sulfur water.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I'll see your Fort Stockton water and raise you Hanford CA water.
You can pay me any time.

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (gtatv)

576 @570

Yes--in cherry or grape

Posted by: artemis at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (AwPyG)

577 The parking at the Vienna (Virginia) metro station was free until it wasn't.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (2BZBZ)

578 olddog's meatloaf is in the oven. I doubled the recipe. Dinner's at six, y'all.
Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2021 05:33 PM (XxJt1)

Don't young dogs make for more tender meat loafs?
BHO

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (lgiXo)

579 n addition to the 30 cent/gal increase there will be a 10% increase in home utilities.
A lotta folks gonna freeze next winter.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2021 05:32 PM (axyOa)

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10% for the big guy.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (kZVsz)

580 Used to be called "passing."
Light-skinned blacks "passing" as whites.
High IQ high character high success etc...blacks "passing" as white.

Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: just deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:37 PM (wXykL)

581 I hear ya. Like JJ and ace said. Stuff we laughed about and made memes about are todays reality. I shudder when I laugh at Babylon Bee now because..........
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:34 PM (Dz5W3)

The Babylon Bee owns a scrying bowl that looks two weeks into the future, then they have to rush to print it before time catches up and makes the absurd become real.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 18, 2021 05:37 PM (haLdR)

582 Charleston Chews?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (xT2tT)
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NGU hands out those and Mary Janes to his patients on the way out the door. Good for business.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:37 PM (/669Q)

583 LCD, I didn't hunt. I just drank, ate and laughed a lot. Sponge got one kill. I've got 5 sows that are coming to the pasture now. I'm letting them get complacent.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:37 PM (lo9S2)

584 I heard that Sears "Everlast" batteries could not handle the Arizona heat. They lost a bundle there.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:37 PM (2BZBZ)

585 >We shall call them Noodists and they shall infor us of the Nood and perhaps a tiny tease of its content?

And they shall live in Noodist Colonies - they shall not have the cellulite or flab, but be ripped and robust and have much boobery...and the Horde shall rejoice!

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2021 05:38 PM (w2LAm)

586 The "environment" is in better shape than it has been in centuries. The whole thing is about government power

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:38 PM (wgghp)

587 Used to be called "passing."
Light-skinned blacks "passing" as whites.
High IQ high character high success etc...blacks "passing" as white.

Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: just deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:37 PM (wXykL)

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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at January 18, 2021 05:38 PM (FsVxE)

588 they have to rush to print it before time catches up and makes the absurd become real.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 18, 2021 05:37 PM (haLdR)

Great thought. After Wed. They'll have hours.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:39 PM (Dz5W3)

589 Charleston Chews?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (xT2tT)

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My mom would freeze them and then smack it against the edge of the counter to break it inside the wrapper before opening it up.

I don't know if this was The Way They Are Meant To Be Enjoyed, but it was how we did it, so it is the only way I know how to handle them.

Posted by: Speed Racer's Banana Hammock at January 18, 2021 05:39 PM (kZVsz)

590 Those bubbles were always sticky, never quite ever dried, then lost form. It was a neat idea though even if it was like huffing glue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

591 ok all, nap time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2021 05:39 PM (Dz5W3)

592 Thats the one Charlestown Chews

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:39 PM (Cxk7w)

593 Covid is no worse than a seasonal flu. The whole thing is about government power.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:39 PM (2BZBZ)

594 Charleston Chews?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (xT2tT)

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That was the minor league team Crash Davis joined after the Bulls cut him.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2021 05:39 PM (kTF2Z)

595 On the other hand, how funny would that be for a white elephant party?
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM


When it comes to a MoMe door prize contribution, *I*, unlike some others, ask myself " Would bluebell be comfortable giving this to someone?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2021 05:40 PM (DMUuz)

596 I'll see your Fort Stockton water and raise you Hanford CA water.
You can pay me any time.
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:36 PM (gtatv)
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Way way way back when, the town I grew up in, a guy who worked in the city water department was shocked when he found out mom drank the water. Town finally went on the CA water system, because the wells became too contaminated with salt water, or some such.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:40 PM (WEBkv)

597 NGU hands out those and Mary Janes to his patients on the way out the door. Good for business.
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:37 PM (/669Q)

Always

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 05:40 PM (85Gof)

598 There was a fruit flavored pop stick that was flat on one side and they would put a winner sticker...

Now that you describe that, I remember something similar except that one side was textured like an ear of corn and the "winners" would have an actual coin, usually a nickel or a dime, embedded.

Posted by: Oddbob (nee Bob the Bilderberg) at January 18, 2021 05:40 PM (qc+VF)

599 Remember to give your gal a pearl necklace Wednesday in honor of Kamala

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:41 PM (wgghp)

600 When it comes to a MoMe door prize contribution, *I*, unlike some others, ask myself " Would bluebell be comfortable giving this to someone?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2021 05:40 PM (DMUuz)

So no Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Candles....?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 05:41 PM (v2c9/)

601 Straight off of her Twitter feed :

"The Republicans are a kamikaze party. Let them burn. Fire"

She seems nice

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2021 05:41 PM (M+Lyo)

602 569 Yeah. I watched a new episode of Last Man Standing. It now sucks monkey balls.
Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (QeSol)
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Yeah, it's lost its edge. I also miss the old Mandy.

Posted by: WisRich at January 18, 2021 05:41 PM (G0vdT)

603 Bubble gum seegars FTW! By the time you were done you had a wad the size of a baseball in your cheek. By then you really couldn't chew it but you looked all major league and shit.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (VNmG1)

604 When it comes to a MoMe door prize contribution, *I*, unlike some others, ask myself " Would bluebell be comfortable giving this to someone?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2021 05:40 PM (DMUuz)
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That candle would fail miserably. On the other hand, at the last MoMe we let the winners pick their own gifts. Weasel and I could probably be bribed not to tell.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (/669Q)

605 Covid is no worse than a seasonal flu. The whole thing is about government power.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 18, 2021 05:39 PM (2BZBZ)

It's basically on the order of a nasty H1N1 strain. We didn't shut down our economy for avian or swine flu.

This is a false crisis, and you don't have to be a historian to recognize the danger of the phrase "for the duration of the crisis."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (haLdR)

606 Melania has a video farewell.msg on twatter @flotus
I will miss her

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (nUhF0)

607 >>>Yeah, it's lost its edge. I also miss the old Mandy.
Posted by: WisRich at January 18, 2021 05:41 PM (G0vdT)

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Agreed.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (SVRfQ)

608 NYC tap water is pretty good. Wife only drinks Evian. -sigh-

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (4vNgL)

609 I also miss the old Mandy.
Posted by: WisRich at January 18, 2021 05:41 PM (G0vdT)
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Me too!

Posted by: Barry Manilow at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (0+46d)

610 So no Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Candles....?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 05:41 PM (v2c9/)
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Knowing the horde, I suspect that may be the only door prize donated this year.

People will be offering cash for people to take raffle tickets off their hands.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (WEBkv)

611 564 May have been mentioned earlier today, certainly was brought up next week. If you can, hit Ace's tip jar on Commander in Thief's Inauguration day. We all love this place, save the stench and funk of the barrel. If you can spare a shekel or two, send it his way.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (N39Ws)

Great minds think alike. That was my plan, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (TdMsT)

612 Charlestown Chews had nuts in them

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM (Cxk7w)

613 Remember to give your gal a pearl necklace Wednesday in honor of Kamala
Casting pearls before swine?

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2021 05:43 PM (QeSol)

614 A while back TCM ran some movies from the 40's(30's?) about light skinned blacks passing for white

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:43 PM (wgghp)

615 So no Gwyneth Paltrow Vagina Candles....?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 05:41 PM


I didn't say that, but I would be three pastures over when it's time came.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2021 05:44 PM (DMUuz)

616 They're rebuying mail tucks now IDR if it's hybrids?

Posted by: DaveA at January 18, 2021 05:44 PM (FhXTo)

617 606 Melania has a video farewell.msg on twatter @flotus
I will miss her

Me too.. We get Dr. Jill.. well somebody does I have no intention of acknowledging biden as president

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2021 05:44 PM (Zmnko)

618 The "environment" is in better shape than it has been in centuries. The whole thing is about government power

The Federal Environmental Protection Agency began in 1970 and has spent and caused to be spent (many times needlessly) Trillions of dollars. Yet the commie leftards act as if it doesn't exist and hasn't been an thing, ever.

It's Never Enough with these "people."

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2021 05:44 PM (HaL55)

619 601 Straight off of her Twitter feed :
"The Republicans are a kamikaze party. Let them burn. Fire"
She seems nice
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 18, 2021 05:41 PM (M+Lyo)

Good thing she wasn't wearing a MAGA hat, then that speech would be insurrection and subject to DOJ/FBI 3AM no knock arrests. With XiNN.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 18, 2021 05:44 PM (VcFUs)

620 A while back TCM ran some movies from the 40's(30's?) about light skinned blacks passing for white
Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:43 PM (wgghp)
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Why would they do that?

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at January 18, 2021 05:44 PM (WEBkv)

621 Remember to give your gal a pearl necklace Wednesday in honor of Kamala
Casting pearls before swine?
Posted by: Archer


On.
Casting ON swine.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:44 PM (CigxG)

622 Chris Stigall 990am Philadelphia was thinking this Covid shot would become a every year like the flu shot is. New strains pop up

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:45 PM (Cxk7w)

623 This was one of the movies

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0041600/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_107

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:45 PM (wgghp)

624 Babylon Bee can't satire anymore:

@TheBabylonBee
Most Popular President In History To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guarded By Thousands Of Soldiers

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 05:45 PM (nUhF0)

625 557 553 olddog's meatloaf is in the oven. I doubled the recipe. Dinner's at six, y'all.
Posted by: creeper at January 18, 2021 05:33 PM (XxJt1)


Set a place for me!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 05:45 PM (TdMsT)

626 I heard that Sears "Everlast" batteries could not handle the Arizona heat. They lost a bundle there.
Posted by: JAS

I buy ONE Costco battery for every new car we or the kids get when the OEM dies and as Costco batteries have a 36m warranty we get a new one every 2 years for no charge.
It may cost a little more the 1st time; but, every 2 years the car gets a new battery.

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:45 PM (gtatv)

627 >> Remember to give your gal a pearl necklace Wednesday in honor of Kamala


And that little girl swallowed every last drop!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 18, 2021 05:46 PM (B5JO6)

628 TDS is off the chart and well into psycho territory.

They should be in straitjackets or injected with something.

Posted by: Ziba at January 18, 2021 05:46 PM (S1hrL)

629
A while back TCM ran some movies from the 40's(30's?) about light skinned blacks passing for white

Imitation of Life was the first one I saw when I was a real live boy. Sad ending. Left a moderate impression.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2021 05:46 PM (HaL55)

630 Babylon Bee can't satire anymore:

@TheBabylonBee
Most Popular President In History To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guarded By Thousands Of Soldiers
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 18, 2021 05:45 PM (nUhF0)

Yeah, just copying the WAPO headlines doesn't get it...

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2021 05:47 PM (w2LAm)

631 TDS is off the chart and well into psycho territory.

They should be in straitjackets or injected with something.
Posted by: Ziba


Air.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:47 PM (CigxG)

632 If you vote for Trump, you just self-identified as white.

Posted by: West at January 18, 2021 05:47 PM (QY+6a)

633 311
Oy vey, you're black, you're not black, how black are you, well it can't be very black if you're not a communist, did you vote for Biden cuz if not then you're white, blah blah blah. I feel like I dropped bad acid when I hear these fuckin' people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2021 05:05 PM (Bvn1K)

To them, it's a (shockingly) Binary choice :

You're either a Communist, or you're a Nazi.

Posted by: Allie at January 18, 2021 05:47 PM (PC3pt)

634
I'll see your Fort Stockton water and raise you Hanford CA water.
You can pay me any time.
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable





Heh. I grew up in Hanford. Not only did the water stink of sulfur, it was slimy as hell, and impossible to clean off the soap when you showered.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2021 05:47 PM (EGyGV)

635 A very depressing movie I couldn't stop watching and I very much dislike those type movies , was The Human Stain. Black man who almost lived his entire life as a white guy. Really well done .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:47 PM (2DOZq)

636 The dog excited about something in front of the house then she proceeded to walk in a circle and bark in every direction of the compass.
Silly dog
I hope she didn't learn that from me?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (lgiXo)

637 Weasel and I could probably be bribed not to tell.
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM


I said something nice about you on Sunday's Food Thread. Does that count?

OTOH, I torment Weasel on the Gub Thread. Perhaps I should reconsider that ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (DMUuz)

638 On the other hand, how funny would that be for a white elephant party?
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (/669Q)
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Or a MoMee raffle?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

639 If you vote for Trump, you just self-identified as white.
Posted by: West


Que?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (CigxG)

640 631 TDS is off the chart and well into psycho territory.
They should be in straitjackets or injected with something.
Posted by: Ziba
Air.Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:47 PM (CigxG)
Yes, but only the air they pass through on their introductory gravity lesson courtesy of Pinochet Air Lines.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (VcFUs)

641 NYC tap water is pretty good. Wife only drinks Evian. -sigh-
Posted by: Jamaica

Have her write the name down backwards.

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (gtatv)

642 Once reparations comes around I am black.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (r+sAi)

643 As Stinkfinger said, "If you don't vote for ME. you AIN'T BLACK!" yuk yuk yuk.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (QU+qf)

644 Ya know where that pearl necklace crap came from, don't cha? The site of women's orgasmic selfies. They all wear pearls.

Posted by: Ziba at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (S1hrL)

645 hey should be in straitjackets or injected with something.
Posted by: Ziba


Air.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2021 05:47 PM (CigxG)

Helium - no, wait, hydrogen...makes for an 'Oh the Humanity' moment

Posted by: Boswell at January 18, 2021 05:49 PM (w2LAm)

646
FTA: "Multiracial whiteness offers citizens of every background the freedom to call Muslims terrorists, demand that undocumented immigrants be rounded up and deported, deride BLM as a movement of thugs and criminals, and accuse Democrats of being blood-drinking pedophiles."

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OK. That's all pretty close to the truth, from what I can tell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2021 05:50 PM (Bvn1K)

647 NY tap water was good but they had an outbreak of Legionnaires disease I think it was in Brooklyn and after that they killed it with chlorine

Posted by: steevy at January 18, 2021 05:50 PM (wgghp)

648 I gotta find the coffee mug that was on the gun thread. Now that is a killer door prize.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:50 PM (lo9S2)

649 Once reparations comes around I am black.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (r+sAi)

Me also, but a friend wants to kinow if it washes off after?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 18, 2021 05:51 PM (85Gof)

650 That WaPo even publishes s piece like this is a national scandal. These mofo's are trash. White trash, with English degrees. Makes me sick to my stomach seeing this kind of racist KKK bullshit in a major newspaper.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 18, 2021 05:51 PM (ymOzB)

651 FTA: "Multiracial whiteness offers citizens of every
background the freedom to call Muslims terrorists, demand that
undocumented immigrants be rounded up and deported, deride BLM as a
movement of thugs and criminals, and accuse Democrats of being
blood-drinking pedophiles."



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OK. That's all pretty close to the truth, from what I can tell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Well, I'm on board.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 05:51 PM (r1z5A)

652 I said something nice about you on Sunday's Food Thread. Does that count?

OTOH, I torment Weasel on the Gub Thread. Perhaps I should reconsider that ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (DMUuz)
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Darn, I missed it! CBD probably deleted it already.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:52 PM (/669Q)

653 637 Weasel and I could probably be bribed not to tell.
Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:42 PM
I said something nice about you on Sunday's Food Thread. Does that count?
OTOH, I torment Weasel on the Gub Thread. Perhaps I should reconsider that ...
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (DMUuz)

Wait until you take someone else's target (mine for example, because I suck at precision shooting) and sign Weasel's name to it. Then provide it at the prize table in lieu of the prize you earned for the Gwyneth Paltrow candle.
That's when you've sunk to deep, dark levels of duplicity and would become eligible to run for public office.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 18, 2021 05:52 PM (VcFUs)

654 Heh. I grew up in Hanford. Not only did the water stink of sulfur, it was slimy as hell, and impossible to clean off the soap when you showered.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

I'm so sorry you had to grow up drinking that water!
I had some favorite cousins there and we visited them on the way or on the way back from Visalia (grand parents) and then I was stationed at NAS Lemoore.

Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 18, 2021 05:52 PM (gtatv)

655 OK. That's all pretty close to the truth, from what I can tell.

Yep. That sounds like free speech to me, too. What seems to be that author's problem?

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2021 05:52 PM (HaL55)

656 646
FTA: "Multiracial whiteness offers citizens of every background the freedom to call Muslims terrorists, demand that undocumented immigrants be rounded up and deported, deride BLM as a movement of thugs and criminals, and accuse Democrats of being blood-drinking pedophiles."

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OK. That's all pretty close to the truth, from what I can tell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2021 05:50 PM (Bvn1K)

How to tell when you're right over the target.

Posted by: Allie at January 18, 2021 05:53 PM (PC3pt)

657 @Ben Had, several are on Amazon.

Heck there's even one with TX on it!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at January 18, 2021 05:53 PM (WEBkv)

658 Imagine being all excited that Hillary is going to win the election. OK fine, she's a pretty miserable human being and corrupt as hell but WOMYN POWER! HISTORIC FIRST TWICE IN A ROW!!!!1!!!1!!

But she lost. So you put the pearls away and mope for four years. Then Kamala Harris is... vice president... this is your best hope? This is your dream scenario? Kamala? nobody likes her. Nobody wants her in office. Nobody trusts her. But womyn power, right? So you pull out the pearls again because at least its something... isn't it?

Its like celebrating the Browns because they had the player with the most yards punting that year. Sure, they came in last in the league, sure the punts were all because lost possession, but most yards! Its something to celebrate about your crap team, sorta.

So you go through the motions and pretend to be happy and excited because as a woman that's something you're really experienced and familiar with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

659 I'm whiter than white. 2nd generation of Swedish, German, Irish and Scottish immigrants.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 18, 2021 05:54 PM (2DOZq)

660 TDS while reaching fever pitch I think will still not stop even by the end of this month.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:54 PM (Cxk7w)

661 /crud, off off white sock.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:54 PM (WEBkv)

662 Supper! Hamburger patty doused in pickle juice. Yummy!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2021 05:54 PM (Vxu+H)

663 The site of women's orgasmic selfies.


Link? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 18, 2021 05:55 PM (yQpMk)

664 Rachel D, well that's too bad because I will buy nothing from amazon.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:55 PM (lo9S2)

665 TDS while reaching fever pitch I think will still not stop even by the end of this month.
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2021 05:54 PM (Cxk7w)

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Every stupid problem the incoming administration creates will be blamed on PDT.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:55 PM (WEBkv)

666 Link? Asking for a friend.

I'm pretty sure you don't want to see these women's selfies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

667 In the past, people had stupid superstitions about the "devil" making them do bad things. But thanks to modern science we now know that that is silly. The devil doesn't make you do bad things -- Whiteness does.

Posted by: Democrats at January 18, 2021 05:56 PM (F9j5E)

668 For self protection I was thinking of hanging a Chinese flag from my flagpole. Now maybe I'll add a KKK flag. Did they use flags back in the day, does anyone know? And how does one get elected Kleagle? Maybe I'll write to WaPo; they probably know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 18, 2021 05:56 PM (ymOzB)

669 Rachel D, well that's too bad because I will buy nothing from amazon.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:55 PM (lo9S2)

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That was me, and I don't blame you.

I was surprised Amazon would even carry such a thing.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 05:56 PM (WEBkv)

670 Every stupid problem the incoming administration creates will be blamed on PDT.

Obama blamed everything that went wrong on Bush for 8 straight years, then claimed credit for everything that went right after he left office. Its a pathology but the legacy media is more than willing to cooperate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:56 PM (KZzsI)

671 583 LCD, I didn't hunt. I just drank, ate and laughed a lot. Sponge got one kill. I've got 5 sows that are coming to the pasture now. I'm letting them get complacent.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:37 PM (lo9S2)

I'm feeling better having read this, than I have all day.

Americans, being American. This is how it is done.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 18, 2021 05:57 PM (sy5kK)

672 Make haste to the NOOD.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2021 05:57 PM (/669Q)

673 nood by CBD



Smoking pregnant chick

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 18, 2021 05:57 PM (v2c9/)

674 We don't want to "genocide" white people. That's a conspiracy theory. We just want to cleanse the planet of Whiteness.

Posted by: Democrats at January 18, 2021 05:57 PM (F9j5E)

675 Multiracial whiteness offers citizens of every background the freedom to call Muslims terrorists, demand that undocumented immigrants be rounded up and deported, deride BLM as a movement of thugs and criminals, and accuse Democrats of being blood-drinking pedophile

Are they suggesting Democrats are not blood drinking pedophiles?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:58 PM (lgiXo)

676 I hope she didn't learn that from me?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 18, 2021 05:48 PM (lgiXo)


It appears you're the one that can't follow instructions. So now she's walking through it step-by-step and you still don't get it? Sheesh.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 18, 2021 05:58 PM (L8ADy)

677 TDS while reaching fever pitch I think will still not stop even by the end of this month.

Posted by: Skip

Let the name of Trump be stricken from every book and tablet. Stricken
from every pylon and obelisk of America. Let the name of Trump be unheard
and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 18, 2021 05:58 PM (r1z5A)

678 Hi! blake.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2021 05:58 PM (lo9S2)

679 @665

That is guaranteed.

The SCOAMF/Meat Puppet regime spent 8 years blaming the Bush administration for all of it's failures.

In fact they, had to make up completely new metrics to make the regime look good at all.

It's going to get extremely stupid real soon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 05:58 PM (6OqHa)

680 659 I'm whiter than white. 2nd generation of Swedish, German, Irish and Scottish immigrants.
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Oh, thats really while. Chalk has got nothing on you. Do what Northam did; wear blackface and run for governor. It's your best hope.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at January 18, 2021 05:59 PM (ymOzB)

681 Hi Ben!

Hope things are well in Real America!

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 06:00 PM (WEBkv)

682 In fact they, had to make up completely new metrics to make the regime look good at all.

It's going to get extremely stupid real soon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2021 05:58 PM (6OqHa)
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"Created or saved."

And people bought that codswallop.

Posted by: blake - Dr semi lurker in marginal standing at January 18, 2021 06:01 PM (WEBkv)

683 I consider the effort but MadAve to procure, shape, and put into production all these commercials with only minorities on a par with America's WW II war materials effort. Oh, wait, are you saying white people, especially white males, had something to do with America winning WW II?

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2021 06:02 PM (em79L)

684 >>>I'm pretty sure you don't want to see these women's selfies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

=======

Wut???

I suppose next you're going to tell me the girls in the busty lesbian pron aren't real lesbians

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 18, 2021 06:02 PM (SVRfQ)

685 Without having read the book, based only on the topic and my knowledge of Os Guiness and the reviews (I'll explain in a moment), I want to recommend the book Last Call for Liberty.

https://tinyurl.com/yxu3fk5r

Os Guiness is one of the greatest thinkers of our times, and is a brilliant analyst of history and culture. I recommend everything he has written, particularly his trilogy on modern church and Christian belief.

But this book is especialy timely (written 2 years ago) as it deals with exactly what we're facing now and the roots of it all.

The reviews were the clincher for me though, not because of the rave reviews by some, but because of this effect: everyone who is a hardcore leftist HAAAAATES this book and is angry at his writing. Its a clear divide. There are 35 reviews of it on Goodreads and 99% of them are either 5 stars or 1 star. And those 1 stars aren't based on "this was shoddy and stupid" but "WAAAAHHH I HATES HIM"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2021 06:04 PM (KZzsI)

686 666. I don't have the link. It was a while ago and I didn't bookmark it. The women were ... homely.

Posted by: Ziba at January 18, 2021 06:05 PM (S1hrL)

687 From the bottom of the Whine Barrel comes the Bitter Dreggs

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 18, 2021 06:08 PM (FLiOE)

688 was brought up next week. If you can, hit Ace's tip jar on Commander in Thief's Inauguration day. We all love this place, save the stench and funk of the barrel. If you can spare a shekel or two, send it his way.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 18, 2021 05:35 PM (N39Ws)

Great minds think alike. That was my plan, too.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 18, 2021 05:4

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Let's include JJ, at cut job newsletter!

Posted by: Chillin the most at January 18, 2021 06:10 PM (lonOK)

689 Az, heh, she cooks and makes her sorrel drink with the tap water.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 18, 2021 06:23 PM (4vNgL)

690 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at January 18, 2021 06:26 PM (pmEbq)

691 434 I remember some kind of toffee you'd slap on the sidewalk in break it into small pieces. I can't remember the name
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Turkish Taffee

Posted by: West at January 18, 2021 09:57 PM (QY+6a)

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