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Saturday Afternoon Chess thread 01-16-2021

WFM Julia Dumcheva RUS 01.jpg
WFM Julia Dumcheva (RUS)


Moviegique will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment.



Beginner Problem - White To Play (1281)

Goal: White can force mate in 3 moves
Hint: Reposition the bishop


20210116 - Problem 1.jpg
5K2/7p/4p3/6kP/8/5QB1/8/8 w - - 0 1





chess pic 20210116 01.jpg



Intermediate Problem - White To Play (1289)

Goal: White can obtain an overwhelming advantage
Hint: Force Black to give up his queen


20210116 - Problem 2.jpg
q7/8/8/8/5R2/4k3/7R/4K3 w - - 0 1



Advanced Problem - Black To Play (1293)

How does Black obtain a winning position?


20210116 - Problem 3.jpg
4R3/3q4/8/4n1r1/8/4k2Q/7K/8 b - - 0 1



Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:




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20210116 dress pr0n 02.jpg




20210116 dress pr0n 03.jpg




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20210116 dress pr0n china 01.jpg
Greetings from China




20210116 dress pr0n kate 01.jpg




20210116 dress pr0n melania 01.jpg

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Problem Solutions

Beginner Problem - White To Play


20210116 - Problem 1.jpg
5K2/7p/4p3/6kP/8/5QB1/8/8 w - - 0 1

1.Be5!

This repositions the bishop onto a more advantageous square.

1...Kh4
2.Bf6#

The other options are no better:

1...Kh6 2. Bf4#

or

1...h6 2. Bf6#


Intermediate Problem - White To Play


20210116 - Problem 2.jpg
q7/8/8/8/5R2/4k3/7R/4K3 w - - 0 1

White's rooks are keeping the Black king fenced in pretty good.

1.Ra4! Qc8

The threat is now 2Rh3#. Black can't take the rook: 1...Qxa4 2.Rh3+ Kd4 3.Rh4+ Kc5 4. Rxa4. Similar is 1...Qf3 2.Rh3 Qxh3 3.Ra3+ Kf4 4.Rxh3

2.Rh3+ Qxh3
3.Ra3+ Kf4
4.Rxh3

There's no defense Black can make where his queen won't end up getting skewered.


Advanced Problem - Black To Play


20210116 - Problem 3.jpg
4R3/3q4/8/4n1r1/8/4k2Q/7K/8 b - - 0 1

1...Kf2

Threatening Rh5#

2.Rf8+

There isn't anything better. If 2.Rh8 then 2...Rg3+ 3.Kh4 Nf3+ 4.Kh5 Rh3+ and the rook is skewered.

2...Nf3
3.Rg8

"It's a trap!" Rxg8 is stalemate.

3...Ng1+
4.Kh4 Rxg8 winning the skewer and the game.


Hope to see you all next week!

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Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app.

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So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 05:29 PM




Comments

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1 I nooded the others.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 16, 2021 05:31 PM (ju2Fy)

2 Don't know the lady in black-and-white pic. She looks a little like Myrna Loy, but not really.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:32 PM (rpbg1)

3 Sorry I'm late

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 05:32 PM (Cxk7w)

4 bingo

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 05:33 PM (CZm2G)

5 Tonight's Chess Thread brought to your by Culture.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 05:34 PM (CZm2G)

6 Yowza!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 05:34 PM (87oRe)

7 and spinners

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 05:35 PM (CZm2G)

8 Willowed.

Im at a hipster-ish coffee bar and nobody is wearing a mask. Not even the staff. And it is packed.

The perks of living in a sane state run by sane people.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 05:35 PM (zsdSH)

9 I looked a little while ago, no chess thread, checked again and here you are, thanks OregonMuse.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 16, 2021 05:35 PM (a4EWo)

10 Willowed:

Im at a local hipster -ish coffee shop. Nobody is wearing a mask. And it is packed.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021


***

My long-time barber is out sick -- not with WooHoo Flu, but his immune system is weak nowadays. His business partner clipped me. He wore his mask, but he had me take mine off to trim around my ears and to do my beard, and never asked me to put it back on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:36 PM (rpbg1)

11
OT

The SLS hotfire of NASA's new moon rocket apparently shut down early.

Posted by: pawn at January 16, 2021 05:36 PM (Cfk8j)

12 I think chess babe is a spy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 05:36 PM (lgiXo)

13 Our last Sunday with Melania as our beautiful FLOTUS...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 16, 2021 05:37 PM (UUBmN)

14 #1 B -e5, then it's K - h4 with Q - g3#
Or P- h6 and Q -f3#

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 05:37 PM (Cxk7w)

15 I hope that we see Melania pix here for the next four years, I know that OregonMuse has said that Dr. Jill will not grace this thread.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 16, 2021 05:39 PM (a4EWo)

16 The Russians could conquer us with their chess players. Honeypot the whole damn country.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 16, 2021 05:39 PM (qH6FZ)

17 Troll pulling Saturday afternoon duty. Does Soros pay time and a half for weekend work?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 05:39 PM (zsdSH)

18 Just when I think I should reduce the amount of time I hang around here a troll comes around to convince me otherwise.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 05:40 PM (lgiXo)

19 Julia seems nice, share a bottle of vodka with her and you will be under the table and she will be hailing a taxy

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 05:40 PM (Cxk7w)

20 15 I hope that we see Melania pix here for the next four years, I know that OregonMuse has said that Dr. Jill will not grace this thread.

Yes please no DR. Jill

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2021 05:40 PM (Zmnko)

21 Beginner problem: Not sure what I'm missing, but seem like mate in 2
1. Be5 h6 (or 1 ... Kh4), 2. Bf5# or if 1 ... Kh6, 2. Bf4#

Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 05:40 PM (WNmFu)

22 June 2018

Mrs. Trump was all smiles as President Trump thanked her for her service to the nation. In her first public appearance out of the White House since undergoing kidney surgery last month, Mrs. Trump chose a Ce'line, camel-toned trench coat that featured a circle skirt and cinched belted waist.

The trench coat was paired with Jimmy Choo python stilettos, a pair of heels Mrs. Trump has worn with other ensembles in the past. Mrs. Trump's sculptural coat was reminiscent of a burgundy Delpozo coat she wore last year while visiting South Korea

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 16, 2021 05:40 PM (ju2Fy)

23 14 Our last Sunday with Melania as our beautiful FLOTUS...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 16, 2021 05:37 PM (UUBmN)


I still have some Melania pics in the queue.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:41 PM (M8rln)

24 Girl just below the oriental girl could be a painting. Lighting is just beautiful.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2021 05:41 PM (+ya+t)

25 Chess chick looks sort of like Anya Taylor-Joy (The Queens Gambit) but Anya is in a class by herself. I enjoyed the series immensely and wish now I had kept on trying to learn when hubby taught me many years ago.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2021 05:41 PM (nxdel)

26 Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 05:37 PM (Cxk7w)

Good work.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:42 PM (M8rln)

27 I'm not crazy about any of the dresses this week, or the troll.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 16, 2021 05:42 PM (a4EWo)

28 Has anyone ever needed a dose of happy?

Posted by: Caliban at January 16, 2021 05:42 PM (HgGBT)

29 Is someone socking SFGoth?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2021 05:42 PM (Zmnko)

30 His business partner clipped me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:36
-----------------

Clipped your hair or ear?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 16, 2021 05:42 PM (ju2Fy)

31 23 Beginner problem: Not sure what I'm missing, but seem like mate in 2...
Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 05:40 PM (WNmFu)


You are correct, sir, but Skip already beat you at #14 and so he takes home the prize money.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:43 PM (M8rln)

32 The Chess Chick needs a sammich or three !

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 05:43 PM (arJlL)

33 Dems celebrating the coming depression is kinda weird. But whatevs you guys do you.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 05:43 PM (zsdSH)

34 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 05:43 PM (arJlL)

35 32 Is someone socking SFGoth?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2021 05:42 PM (Zmnko)


Looks like it. Hold on...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:44 PM (M8rln)

36 His business partner clipped me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:36
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Clipped your hair or ear?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 16, 2021

***

Ha! Just the hair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:44 PM (rpbg1)

37 hiya JT

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 16, 2021 05:44 PM (a4EWo)

38 Is someone socking SFGoth?

Posted by: It's me donna
----------------
Yes. Trolls gonna troll.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 16, 2021 05:45 PM (ju2Fy)

39 Is someone socking SFGoth?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2021 05:42 PM (Zmnko)


Trolls be evil...

and desperate!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 05:45 PM (87oRe)

40 If your hair looks like that, you have more than an intermediate problem.

Posted by: Anotheranon at January 16, 2021 05:45 PM (geoTH)

41 Yes please no DR. Jill
Posted by: It's me donna

And PLEASE no DR. Rachel Levine; I promise to be good !

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 05:45 PM (arJlL)

42 Is someone socking SFGoth?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2021 05:42 PM (Zmnko)

Looks like. Seems to be same ol' troll boldly going where it always goes. No imagination. A drone. A democrap.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 16, 2021 05:45 PM (99Nt9)

43 Hiya Debs !

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 05:46 PM (arJlL)

44 No book have been playing a lot of chess on my tablet last few weeks.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 05:46 PM (Cxk7w)

45 Trolls be unloved, unwanted and lost.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 05:46 PM (lgiXo)

46 Trolls be evil...

and desperate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021


***

And unoriginal. Evil is never creative. It can ring changes on other things, but creating something original is much harder.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:47 PM (rpbg1)

47 Imagine being the troll. Lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 05:48 PM (zsdSH)

48 2 Don't know the lady in black-and-white pic. She looks a little like Myrna Loy, but not really.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:32 PM
..........................

Fay Wray?

Posted by: Lump the Chump at January 16, 2021 05:48 PM (JxcTP)

49 The
trench coat was paired with Jimmy Choo python stilettos, a pair of
heels Mrs. Trump has worn with other ensembles in the past. Mrs. Trump's
sculptural coat was reminiscent of a burgundy Delpozo coat she wore
last year while visiting South Korea.

I had no feet and felt sorta bad until I heard of a woman who didn't have heels.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 05:48 PM (HaL55)

50 Is that Eliza Dushku?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 16, 2021 05:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

51 51 Is that Eliza Dushku?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 16, 2021 05:48 PM (Dc2NZ)


You are correct, ma'am!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:50 PM (M8rln)

52 Creature From the Black Lagoon is on Svengoolie tonight!

Just thought I'd mention it. I'm going to try to get Miss Linda to watch something classic -- Dial M for Murder, maybe, which is on Tubi; or one of the other Old Hollywood films I have bookmarked from YooToob.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:50 PM (rpbg1)

53 Imagine being a troll. Hilarious.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 05:50 PM (zsdSH)

54 It socked LinDuh now

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2021 05:51 PM (Zmnko)

55 Fay Wray?

Posted by: Lump the Chump at January 16, 2021 05:48 PM (JxcTP)


Don't know. The 'who dis' pic is actually the color photo above this one. I thought she was just a photographer's model. But I could be wrong.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:51 PM (M8rln)

56 On chess.com millions have joined since the Netflix show. My percentile is much higher now even though my rating is the same. Makes me feel better.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 05:52 PM (zsdSH)

57 Put a black rectangle over pence.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2021 05:52 PM (FhXTo)

58 Is that Eliza Dushku?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 16, 2021 05:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

You are correct, ma'am!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021


***

Not the B & W pic -- the girl in the black flowered dress is Eliza Dushku of Buffy, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:52 PM (rpbg1)

59 And unoriginal. Evil is never creative. It can ring changes on other things, but creating something original is much harder.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:47 PM (rpbg1)

Have you read that Everything is Broken essay, which ace posted yesterday? Flatness is the new socialist man/woman/it/whatever. I plan on using flat as my go-to putdown of all things commie.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 16, 2021 05:52 PM (99Nt9)

60 Imagine being a troll. And then imagine being a troll who needs to sock other people. And then imagine that person having sex. Hilarious.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 05:53 PM (zsdSH)

61 I got my hair done today. My stylist is sick about Dementia Joe taking over. She said she made tons of money under Trump, but is well aware that hair care will be one of the first things people will cut out when the economy tanks.

Posted by: Jmel at January 16, 2021 05:54 PM (bVhJi)

62 24 Girl just below the oriental girl could be a painting. Lighting is just beautiful.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2021 05:41 PM
........................

Speaking of the lady below our favorite Korean, she reminds me of Betty Aberlin, Lady Aberlin of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood fame. Might just be the hair style or the facial features, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: Lump the Chump at January 16, 2021 05:54 PM (JxcTP)

63 Ummm, what did "I" say?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 05:54 PM (KAi1n)

64 Not the B & W pic -- the girl in the black flowered dress is Eliza Dushku of Buffy, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:52 PM (rpbg1)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:54 PM (M8rln)

65 It6MX

Posted by: pawn at January 16, 2021 05:55 PM (Cfk8j)

66 Fay Wray?

Posted by: Lump the Chump at January 16, 2021


***

Could be. There are resemblances between this girl and the pics on IMDb for Miss Wray. Or maybe it's the hairstyle and lipstick.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 05:55 PM (rpbg1)

67 64 Ummm, what did "I" say?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 05:54 PM (KAi1n)


Something both boring and stupid.

Which is how we knew it wasn't you.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:55 PM (M8rln)

68 I just stumbled on the hymn Here is Love on YouTube. The first two verses are in Welsh. I find it deeply moving.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 05:56 PM (lgiXo)

69 As always I appreciate pictures of our beautiful First Lady but don't you think you could have cropped Pence out of the picture? He doesn't deserve to be in the same room as her.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 05:56 PM (7GxH7)

70 And unoriginal. Evil is never creative. It can ring changes on other things, but creating something original is much harder.
IMO, the real Cosmic Binary Equation is this: The Big Guy creates, Stan destroys. Doesn't really matter what "it" is. We straddle those two thingys at the same time and get to pick between them.
Five cents, please.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 05:57 PM (HaL55)

71 Ummm, what did "I" say?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 05:54 PM (KAi1n)

Something both boring and stupid.

Which is how we knew it wasn't you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:55 PM (M8rln)

We half way knew.

I keed I keed

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 16, 2021 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

72 Something both boring and stupid.
Which is how we knew it wasn't you.Posted by:Oregonmuse
/// Right. I don't embrace the power of *and* when it comes to those two adjectives. I'm strictly a disjunctive guy in that regard.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 05:59 PM (KAi1n)

73 Fay Wray?

Posted by: Lump the Chump at January 16, 2021

***

Could be. There are resemblances between this girl and the pics on IMDb for Miss Wray. Or maybe it's the hairstyle and lipstick.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Oops. Started at the bottom of the comments. Thought you were referencing the esteemed leader of the FBI criminal organization.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 05:59 PM (7GxH7)

74 Chess Thread Badabing Badaboom!

China. Pass. She is probably working for their security service and has slept with all those fellas from Congress.

Oh look, manhattan time! One cherry only please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2021 06:01 PM (R/m4+)

75 Trolls Inc: "We sock.because we suck"

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 16, 2021 06:01 PM (nUhF0)

76

Federal prisons were locked down Saturday to prevent possible violence ahead of President-elect Joe Biden's inauguration, officials said.

Inmates will be kept in their cells most of the day and visitation has been canceled.

In addition to concerns of violence, the Bureau of Prisons implemented the lockdown measures as it prepares to send some of its Special Operations units to Washington to help with security during Wednesday's Inauguration.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2021 06:01 PM (63Dwl)

77 Faye Wray?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:02 PM (O+I8R)

78 Temember when those shits would copy and paste the whole thread for a day, and now they can't? HAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:02 PM (zr5Kq)

79 as usual, even the "beginner's" problem escapes me...

oh well, it's 90*+ here today, MOAR gub parts came in, and there;s beer in the fridge..

ima go do things i understand, and enjoy my day, instead of frustrating myself.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 06:03 PM (aB+qI)

80 Princess looking better-fed. First Lady beautiful as ever, be a long time before we see her like again.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2021 06:03 PM (em79L)

81 In addition to concerns of violence, the Bureau of Prisons implemented the lockdown measures as it prepares to send some of its Special Operations units to Washington to help with security during Wednesday's Inauguration.

Uh, huh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2021 06:03 PM (W4eKo)

82 Oh look, manhattan time! One cherry only please.
Lynchburg Lemonade here.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 06:03 PM (HaL55)

83 That chess head person is disgusting. Barf. I always get a kick out of "socialite known as one of the best dressed women..." Well, duh! Many millions of women, if they had a socialite's money, would be just as well-dressed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:03 PM (O+I8R)

84 Criminals vote 90% Dem why would prisoners riot on Biden Day?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:04 PM (zsdSH)

85
Criminals vote 90% Dem why would prisoners riot on Biden Day?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:04 PM (zsdSH)

Because even they know he sucks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2021 06:05 PM (9Om/r)

86 <p>Advanced:<br><br>1. ... Kf2 threaten Rh5 mate<br>2. Kh4 Nf3+ <br>3. Kh3 Rg3 mate<br><br><br>1. .... Kf2<br>2. Rf8+ Nf3 and White must give up R to delay mate<br><br><br> Must ask, at 1st glance Intermediate looks tricky, White has a hanging Rook and Qa1 mate threat. Need to think about that one.
</p>

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 06:05 PM (4LbHt)

87 oh yeah: the socking troll was busy on the ONT as well, not to mention trying to dox me IRL...

what is needed is an Internet version of a HARM/Shrike missile, wherein the data packet follows the message path in reverse, and detonates in the asshole's device, frying it permanently.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 06:05 PM (aB+qI)

88 Thank you lurker ette for visiting my shop today! Still lots of great stuff and I just added some nice leather items recently. Still looking for a Valentine gift? I got ya covered! Just click my nic. As always, thanks for your support.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2021 06:05 PM (nxdel)

89 Biden will never make public appearances. It will be like the campaign where he will be in the basement for months on end. And if anyone asks, the response will be due to safety and threats from white supremacists.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:06 PM (zsdSH)

90 77 Faye Wray?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:02 PM (O+I8R)


Possibly. Google reverse image search returning hinky results, only one reference to Fay Wray.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 06:06 PM (M8rln)

91 What is the lifespan of a troll? Similar to a retarded mosquito, I assume.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 06:06 PM (lgiXo)

92 Criminals vote 90% Dem why would prisoners riot on Biden Day?

--

None of what we're seeing makes any sense. It is supremely overkill. Creepy, even. It smacks of something being staged and not right.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:06 PM (O+I8R)

93 I had this idea last night and I thought I would run with it

Mini moron meet-up/support and prayer gathering
at Fenelon's church. For anyone in the central Jersey/environs that is free this Monday, the day before Biden's installation you are welcome to come to the church I serve at 12:00. Enjoy some luncheon, conversation/support, and those who care to participate-prayers for our country. You do not have to be a Christian or particularly religious to participate. It is an interfaith gathering of like minded people. Contact me at FenelonDirection18@gmail.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2021 06:07 PM (VP4Cd)

94 Lovely chess woman!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2021 06:07 PM (VP4Cd)

95 Bing reverse search also said Fay Wray...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 16, 2021 06:07 PM (ZSK0i)

96 what is needed is an Internet version of a HARM/Shrike missile, wherein the data packet follows the message path in reverse, and detonates in the asshole's device, frying it permanently.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!)

I would actually prefer an IP address tied to a physical address. Let your imagination finish my thought.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 06:07 PM (7GxH7)

97 the socking troll was busy on the ONT as well, not to mention trying to dox me IRL...



huh ?

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)

98 I'm here but just for a little bit. Iris is on her here for dinner. I wish more of you were closer so we could do this on a regular basis.I ove that first pink gown. It just looks so comfortable. Most of the time, the dresses look so uncomfortable.Also, knees are not all that attractive so that dress of Kate's is too short.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2021 06:08 PM (sd8p8)

99 None
of what we're seeing makes any sense. It is supremely overkill.
Creepy, even. It smacks of something being staged and not right.


Yup. All of these fake security stories just scream "peaceful transfer of power," don't they?

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 06:08 PM (HaL55)

100 Princess looking better-fed. First Lady beautiful as ever, be a long time before we see her like again.
Posted by: Eromero


Can't wait until Biden gets the bump and Kamala takes over. 1st "African American" female. LOL

Then, lily white husband. That ought to make the sistas happy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2021 06:09 PM (aMV0K)

101 30k soldiers isnt enough, they need prison guards too. Lol.

Pull the other finger.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:10 PM (zsdSH)

102 Mini moron meet-up/support and prayer gathering

I'd be there in a heartbeat but just a bit too far away

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2021 06:10 PM (W4eKo)

103 "Temember when those shits would copy and paste the whole thread"

Pepp'ridge Fahm Temembers!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 16, 2021 06:10 PM (jShG0)

104 I had this idea last night and I thought I would run with it
If I were close and had someone to B'Gal-sit, I'd be there, Fen.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 06:11 PM (HaL55)

105 Trump got a Prison Reform Bill passed. You know how prisoners keep up with politics.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 16, 2021 06:11 PM (2DOZq)

106 Iris is on her here for dinner.

At least she's not on her there.

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2021 06:11 PM (arJlL)

107 OM and banhammer

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:12 PM (zr5Kq)

108 . . . None of what we're seeing makes any sense. It is supremely overkill. Creepy, even. It smacks of something being staged and not right.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021


***

The entirety of Dimbulb's administration will be something staged and not right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 06:12 PM (rpbg1)

109 The legs on the future Queen of England are just stunning...perfect.

Posted by: Don at January 16, 2021 06:12 PM (mwDnq)

110 Prison Reform Bill passed




I don't know why he wasted time on that.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:13 PM (zr5Kq)

111 See if this formats any better.

Advanced:

1. ... Kf2 threaten Rh5 mate
2. Kh4 Nf3+
3. Kh3 Rg3 mate

1. .... Kf2
2. Rf8+ Nf3 and White must give up R to delay mate

Must say, at 1st glance Intermediate looks tricky, White has a hanging Rook and Qa1 mate threat. Need to think about that one.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 06:13 PM (4LbHt)

112 Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2021 06:10 PM (W4eKo)

Thanks; That's nice of you. It's such late notice and I was really intending it for people nearbye.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2021 06:13 PM (VP4Cd)

113 Redc1c4 whose contact info is that?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 06:14 PM (7GxH7)

114 The young lady in the geometric design dress cheers me up, she is quite beautiful.

I have become sullen with everything that has happened since November and I'm happy for any relief I can get.

Posted by: Boswell at January 16, 2021 06:14 PM (w2LAm)

115 How heartbroken will Sundowner be that his 100 day lockdown will never get off the ground as it's going out of style?

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:14 PM (Cxk7w)

116 Thank you lurker ette for visiting my shop today! Still lots of great
stuff and I just added some nice leather items recently. Still looking
for a Valentine gift? I got ya covered! Just click my nic. As always,
thanks for your support.


Jewells45 your leather stuff is really looking good, as well as everything else you make!

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2021 06:14 PM (+ya+t)

117 That is not the most colorful traditional Chinese outfit I've seen.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:15 PM (zr5Kq)

118 In
addition to concerns of violence, the Bureau of Prisons implemented the
lockdown measures as it prepares to send some of its Special Operations
units to Washington to help with security during Wednesday's
Inauguration.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2021 06:01 PM
--
Nothing but 24/7 white supremacist insurrection terrorists are going to kill millions in every State this coming week on the TV here.

Oh and they have highly skilled kill teams that are stalking democrats.

Posted by: Captain Buck Murdock at January 16, 2021 06:15 PM (JUOKG)

119 troll scat: January 16, 2021 06:09 PM (EgkIk)

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 06:15 PM (aB+qI)

120 EgkIk socking redc1c4 needs a nuking.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 16, 2021 06:16 PM (ju2Fy)

121 Ok so when I make my sales call at 3am this morning you won't be pissed?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 06:17 PM (7GxH7)

122 Thanks dartist!! I've been working hard on it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2021 06:18 PM (nxdel)

123 Doxxing is a form or harassment and intimidation. As such it is illegal. Continuous doxxing is stalking - cyberstalking, a federal crime.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:19 PM (zr5Kq)

124 Lockdowns are so 2020. Even Chicago is opening up. Bidens 100 day lockup will be LOLGFed.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:20 PM (zsdSH)

125 Nothing
but 24/7 white supremacist insurrection terrorists are going to kill
millions in every State this coming week on the TV here.

Oh and they have highly skilled kill teams that are stalking democrats.

Then everybody will be taken to the New Orleans Superdome where they'll be eaten, right?

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 06:21 PM (HaL55)

126 I was really intending it for people nearbye

Understood. I'm roughly 500 miles from central NJ so that prolly doesn't qualify as "nearby". Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2021 06:22 PM (W4eKo)

127 18 U.S. Code § 2261A - Stalking. Very informative.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:22 PM (zr5Kq)

128 no

Posted by: troll at January 16, 2021 06:23 PM (Eo/OH)

129 Then everybody will be taken to the New Orleans Superdome where they'll be eaten, right?
Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021


***

None of that Crystal Hot Sauce on mine, please. That stuff tastes like heated vinegar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 06:23 PM (rpbg1)

130 This is certainly overkill in DC. I mean, do they ecpect an invading army? Everything is shut down and all the government buildings are walled off. They are clsoing the bridges and pedestrian walkways. Who the hell are they guarding against?All the Trump people went home last week. This is so nuts. Military checkpoints. My gym canceled my swim time on Wednesday because the metro will be shut down. Troops coming from other states, prison guards. This is absolutely ridiculous.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2021 06:23 PM (sd8p8)

131 Lockdowns are so 2020. Even Chicago is opening up. Bidens 100 day lockup will be LOLGFed.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021


***

Damn, I hope you're right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 06:24 PM (rpbg1)

132 Stepped out onto the porch for a couple of puffs of the afternoon cigy. Sounds like the new neighbors down the road have pulled the bump stocks out of hiding. They moved here in August. Haven't made their acquaintance yet.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 06:24 PM (7GxH7)

133 Maybe just deterring everyone from going to DC.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2021 06:25 PM (FhXTo)

134 Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2021 06:22 PM (W4eKo)

No. But if you had your own supersonic jet (Do they make those anymore?) I'd be glad for you to join in

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2021 06:25 PM (VP4Cd)

135 A great quote from a Gateway Pundit article pertaining to all the checkpoints for Biden's Inauguration:

"If you need all this to protect your inauguration from the the People, maybe the F-ing People didn't F-ing ELECT YOU!"

https://tinyurl.com/y29dv238

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 06:25 PM (4LbHt)

136 Yet NY put up well over 1,100 deaths last week from Covid, square that circle

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:25 PM (Cxk7w)

137 This is absolutely ridiculous.

Yes. Yes, it is. Your tax dollars atwerk.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 06:25 PM (HaL55)

138 Biden had a video broadcast today and only 1000 viewers. No one is coming to DC for the inauguration.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2021 06:26 PM (sd8p8)

139 (Eo/OH) needs a nuking.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 16, 2021 06:27 PM (ju2Fy)

140 (Eo/OH)


You will reported to Federal Authorities. In you own country.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:27 PM (zr5Kq)

141 Maybe just deterring everyone from going to DC.

--

I mean, the most vote-gettin "president" in the history of the country is surely going to back in over 80 million wildly enthused fans of his! I can see how they're worried about the overflow. Yeah, that's it. Biden's popular overflow.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:27 PM (O+I8R)

142 Doxxing is a form or harassment and intimidation. As such it is illegal. Continuous doxxing is stalking - cyberstalking, a federal crime.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:19 PM (zr5Kq)


It must be nice to still be able to believe in the old equal justice concept, after so much evidence to the contrary!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 06:27 PM (87oRe)

143 "If you need all this to protect your inauguration from the the People, maybe the F-ing People didn't F-ing ELECT YOU!"
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*fist pump*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 16, 2021 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

144 170.130.2.251

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 06:27 PM (M8rln)

145 Your tax dollars atwerk.
Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 06:25 PM (HaL55)

That is a very funny/appropriate phrase you came up with. I should have congratulated you before this on it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2021 06:28 PM (VP4Cd)

146 Maybe the 300,000,000 weapons in the country has a subliminal effect.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:28 PM (Cxk7w)

147 The woman in B&W is a celebrity ?

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:28 PM (zr5Kq)

148 Runner, I'm pretty sure it's Fay Wray. Of the original King Kong fame.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:29 PM (O+I8R)

149 Fuck I must be a loser

Peeked in the mirror did ya, or did mommy just yell that down the stairs?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 06:29 PM (7GxH7)

150 Lockdowns are so 2020. Even Chicago is opening up. Bidens 100 day lockup will be LOLGFed.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:20 PM (zsdSH)

Yup....the China Flu Scam has served it's purpose.

Now watch as the goal posts are not only moved but taken down and some new boogeyman will take it's place.

Wonder what it will be....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2021 06:29 PM (R/m4+)

151 Dang. I never dressed up formal for chess like chess girl.
Does it help?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 06:30 PM (axyOa)

152 I'm pretty sure it's Fay Wray. Of the original King Kong fame.



oh, wow. ok.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:31 PM (zr5Kq)

153 That is a very funny/appropriate phrase you came up with. I should have congratulated you before this on it.
Thanks Fen. Back when I was a real live boy, I remember road signs around gubmint projects that read, "Your tax dollars at work." This is the same thing, only different.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 06:31 PM (HaL55)

154 What businesses the Lockdowns did not kill, the $15 minimum wage will. Hence the fear of my hair stylist.

Posted by: Jmel at January 16, 2021 06:32 PM (bVhJi)

155 Now watch as the goal posts are not only moved but taken down and some new boogeyman will take it's place.

There won't be a new boogeyman. As stated, they got what they wanted. So.. now Slow Joe and Ho Harris get to show what skills they have bringing back a great economy. /

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2021 06:32 PM (nxdel)

156 This is certainly overkill in DC. I mean, do they ecpect an invading army? Everything is shut down and all the government buildings are walled off. They are clsoing the bridges and pedestrian walkways. Who the hell are they guarding against?All the Trump people went home last week. This is so nuts. Military checkpoints. My gym canceled my swim time on Wednesday because the metro will be shut down. Troops coming from other states, prison guards. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2021 06:23 PM (sd8p

===

I, for one, am extremely concerned about having so many racist Threatening national Guard troops occupying our beautiful Chocolate Capitol City, threatening its Black and brown residents with their guns. Why does Trump always have to be guarded by thousands and thousands of white soldiers from red states??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2021 06:32 PM (EZebt)

157 50 people entered the Capitol and took selfies. And for that they have 30k soldiers in SC for a week.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:32 PM (zsdSH)

158 Intermediate:

1. Ra4 QxR Threat is Rh3 mate
2. Rh3+ King moves to 4th Rank
3. Rh4 skewing the King and winning the Queen

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 06:33 PM (4LbHt)

159 This is certainly overkill in DC. I mean, do they ecpect an invading army? Everything is shut down and all the government buildings are walled off. They are clsoing the bridges and pedestrian walkways. Who the hell are they guarding against?All the Trump people went home last week. This is so nuts. Military checkpoints. My gym canceled my swim time on Wednesday because the metro will be shut down. Troops coming from other states, prison guards. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 16, 2021 06:23 PM (sd8p

So...a great opportunity to lock them in???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 06:34 PM (axyOa)

160 What I miss is bar justice. That troll would have been punched off his bar stool a long time ago.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2021 06:34 PM (+ya+t)

161 Just as Sundowner promised day 1 we are going to have millions of new citizens I read. The borders will become turnstiles.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:34 PM (Cxk7w)

162 So.. now Slow Joe and Ho Harris get to show what skills they have bringing back a great economy. /
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2021 06:32 PM (nxdel)

===

Neither of them ever worked a real job in their lives. And I worked with her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2021 06:34 PM (EZebt)

163 Yet NY put up well over 1,100 deaths last week from Covid, square that circle
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:25 PM (Cxk7w)

Hospitals get paid more for a Covid death. QED

Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2021 06:35 PM (eoQWY)

164 DC this week?

It's all part of the ongoing Chinese invasion of the US. With the round eye division of the CCP and their propaganda arm, Progda, running operations.

You know how a TV series starts off, finds it's stride, and then after a couple of years, goes off the rails?
Fonzie jumping the shark while water skiing in a leather jacket is a well-known example.
I somewhat expect they will go over the edge, maybe a swarm of drones that spell TRUMP in the sky, and then bomb the stage where the installation of the new round-eye CCP leader is taking place.
Or something equally insane.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, Covid free since Dec 2019. at January 16, 2021 06:36 PM (sy5kK)

165 There won't be a new boogeyman. As stated, they got what they wanted. So.. now Slow Joe and Ho Harris get to show what skills they have bringing back a great economy.

--

But it won't happen. Between the heavy regulations coming (because they just can't help themselves), and the $15 minimum wage, and the 10,000 migrants that will come and take whatever jobs are left to work for peanuts under the table, the economy will not bounce back. Unemployment will go higher.

They will not have Trump's magic wand. It will be entertaining to watch them blame their failures on Trump.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:36 PM (O+I8R)

166 It's all part of the ongoing Chinese invasion of the US. With the round eye division of the CCP and their propaganda arm, Progda, running operations.

Appropriate since CCP (Corrupt, Compromised & Preverted) Biden is being sworn in.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 06:37 PM (4LbHt)

167
Possibly. Google reverse image search returning hinky results, only one reference to Fay Wray.
Posted by: OregonMuse


All the ladies tried for that look back in the day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2021 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

168 Huh. Who'd a thunk it.

IP address 170.130.2.251 is a high fraud risk... If you see web traffic from this IP address there is potentially a high risk that it is criminals engaged in fraudulent activity. 170.130.2.251 is operating an anonymising VPN, which is likely to be proxying traffic from another geographical location. The geographical location of 170.130.2.251 is in the United States, however the geographical location of the user could be anywhere in the world.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 16, 2021 06:38 PM (ju2Fy)

169 The only federal crime today is being an average, working, taxpaying American not working for a Woke Corporation.
Everything else is a pass.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, Covid free since Dec 2019. at January 16, 2021 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

170 Had two brother and sister in laws that tested positive for the virus. They are all 29 year olds and one has a serious heart history. One had a low grade fever for a couple of days, two had the sniffles and one had a bad cold. I got the first Phiser shot a week ago with no after effects. Heard the second is a little more serious. What ever may come.

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2021 06:39 PM (8SSHh)

171 Possibly. Google reverse image search returning hinky results, only one reference to Fay Wray.
Posted by: OregonMuse

Why are you using Google? Try Bing or Duck, Duck, Go. Starve the beast!

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 06:39 PM (4LbHt)

172 Dang. I never dressed up formal for chess like chess girl.
Does it help?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 06:30 PM (axyOa

Are there dress codes for grandmaster chess tournaments?
I'm honestly curious.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 06:39 PM (lgiXo)

173 163 Yet NY put up well over 1,100 deaths last week from Covid, square that circle
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:25 PM (Cxk7w)

Hospitals get paid more for a Covid death. QED
Posted by: Oldcat at January 16, 2021 06:35 PM (eoQWY)

And the really good news is that seasonal flu deaths and pneumonia deaths are down something like 95% in 2020.
Yeah, I know. *sigh*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, Covid free since Dec 2019. at January 16, 2021 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

174 The only crime is in being an independent citizen, able to provide for yourself and your family.
All others are already subjugated.

Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the rays at January 16, 2021 06:40 PM (w7KSn)

175 Are there dress codes for grandmaster chess tournaments?
I'm honestly curious.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


Pants, at minimum ...

Posted by: Adriane with Her 57 Genders Big Band Orchestra ... at January 16, 2021 06:40 PM (LPnfS)

176 Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2021 06:39 PM (8SSHh)




Pfizer is the one that seems to be in high demand overseas.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)

177 Got a flyer in the mail today from the NRA reminding me to vote for Loleffler in the January 5th runoff.

Posted by: f'd at January 16, 2021 06:42 PM (ty+Vy)

178 Are there dress codes for grandmaster chess tournaments?
I'm honestly curious.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 06:39 PM (lgiXo)


I've never heard of any. Presumably, pants are a requirement.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 06:42 PM (M8rln)

179 Are there dress codes for grandmaster chess tournaments?
I'm honestly curious.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Pants, at minimum ...
Posted by: Adriane with Her 57 Genders Big Band Orches

Could one wear cammo shorts and a wife beater.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 06:42 PM (lgiXo)

180 It was a Master Move, to put Governors in charge of the covid responses per state, with federal logistic support.


They'll still try to blame Trump, in spite of the obvious.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2021 06:42 PM (l3+k2)

181 177

What USPS shenanigans?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:43 PM (zsdSH)

182 FBI are looking at 187000 images using facial recognition
They are also using a geofence to see what cell phones rang and answered inside the Capital
Trump has said all must me prosecuted

Posted by: Kurt at January 16, 2021 06:43 PM (+VjxJ)

183 I think I may wait for the Johnson and Johnson shot. It's only a one timer.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 16, 2021 06:44 PM (VNmG1)

184
The entirety of Dimbulb's administration will be something staged and not right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 16, 2021 06:12 PM (rpbg1)

It's how they do it in China. Staged and not right.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, Covid free since Dec 2019. at January 16, 2021 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

185 FBI are looking at 187000 images using facial recognition



sure, they have the resources, right ?? lol

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:44 PM (zr5Kq)

186 "Trump has said all must me prosecuted" kurt

Including the non-Trumpers??

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2021 06:45 PM (l3+k2)

187 Youd think the protestors would have covered their faces and bought a burner phone for the day. I mean come on people.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:45 PM (zsdSH)

188 I commented earlier this week that my son passed the Crucible and earned the title United States Marine. I'm both proud of him and a bit fearful of his future.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 06:45 PM (kTF2Z)

189 there is going to be another period of economic stagnation. the market will do well, but many will fall into poverty again.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:45 PM (zr5Kq)

190 I commented earlier this week that my son passed the Crucible and earned the title United States Marine. I'm both proud of him and a bit fearful of his future.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 06:45 PM (kTF2Z)


congratulations ! don't worry.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:46 PM (zr5Kq)

191 154 What businesses the Lockdowns did not kill, the $15 minimum wage will. Hence the fear of my hair stylist.
Posted by: Jmel at January 16, 2021 06:32 PM (bVhJi)

Goodbye, independent restaurants.

Hello, $10 Big Macs.

Posted by: The Laws of Economics at January 16, 2021 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

192 Congrats Duke Lowell! I know you are very proud.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 16, 2021 06:46 PM (nxdel)

193 They will not have Trump's magic wand. It will be entertaining to watch them blame their failures on Trump.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:36 PM
--
Well biden does have 8 years of experience blaming bush for his and obama's disastrous administration. I mean they were blaming bush for all of their problems on the very last day of their reign.

Posted by: Captain Buck Murdock at January 16, 2021 06:47 PM (JUOKG)

194 The Washington DC lockdown just seems "off" to me, even though I know "they" are all certifiable insane!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 06:47 PM (87oRe)

195 As long as we're talking about New Orleans, could we have a moment of remembrance for Heineken Looter Man?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2021 06:47 PM (DMUuz)

196 I hope you'll continue to show Melania Trump's incredible wardrobe after January 20!

Posted by: jayhawkone at January 16, 2021 06:48 PM (ZD+J8)

197 Had a laptop for a year and not thing came of it, yet they only have video and are going to track down 187,000 people who were inside the Capital Building ?

Oh wait, no one outside the Capital Building committed a crime, should cut down their work load.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)

198 Congrats to you and your boy Duke! Semper Fi!

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 16, 2021 06:48 PM (VNmG1)

199 Hello, $10 Big Macs.

--

Not that we need any more to complete the coming picture, because they are all so stupid and so predictable, they'll blame "greeeeedy capitalism" for the soaring increase in cost.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:48 PM (O+I8R)

200 I ...don't like Heineken....

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)

201 $15 min wage isnt as Impactful as it sounds. A lot of cities already have it and many states have min wages well above federal. I think the vast majority of states are well over $7.25 with many well into double digits. And a lot of states have already built in automatic yearly increases which will get to $15 eventually.

Not saying $15 is a good idea but we are well on our way there already.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:49 PM (zsdSH)

202 Hello, $10 Big Macs.
Posted by: The Laws of Economics at January 16, 2021 06:46 PM (sy5kK)


I eagerly await $10.00/gal gasoline!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 06:49 PM (87oRe)

203 Congrats to Jr. Lowell!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 06:49 PM (O+I8R)

204 Trolls must be suicidal given the pointlessness of their lives.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 06:50 PM (lgiXo)

205 Got a flyer in the mail today from the NRA reminding me to vote for Loleffler in the January 5th runoff.
Posted by: f'd at January 16, 2021 06:42 PM (ty+Vy)

Send your lifetime membership back and receive our new "Fuds For Freedom" hat made in China, so you know it's quality stuff! Act today and receive our 5 round magazine insert key chain because who needs more than 5 rounds per magazine?

Remember to turn in your bump stocks before February 1st and avoid the rush!





Posted by: Wayne LaPenis, NRA Moneychanger at January 16, 2021 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

206 Congrats Duke.
He will be a fine Marine.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 06:50 PM (axyOa)

207 Hello, $10 Big Macs.
Posted by: The Laws of Economics at January 16, 2021 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

I eagerly await $10.00/gal gasoline!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 06:49 PM (87oRe)


It will be 4X the quality of today's gasoline !

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:50 PM (zr5Kq)

208 I commented earlier this week that my son passed the Crucible and earned the title United States Marine. I'm both proud of him and a bit fearful of his future.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Congratulations!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2021 06:50 PM (aMV0K)

209 A big mac combo is already $10 if you go large fries and drink. Im literally old enough to remember when fast food was cheap.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:51 PM (zsdSH)

210
Top dress gal looks like a hippie chick high on pot.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2021 06:51 PM (dWwl8)

211 180 It was a Master Move, to put Governors in charge of the covid responses per state, with federal logistic support.

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2021 06:42 PM (l3+k2)


Heh. That's called "federalism." The USA is (generally) governed from the bottom, not from the top. Trump the political rookie understands this, most Dems have no clue.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 06:51 PM (M8rln)

212 It will be 4X the quality of today's gasoline !
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:50 PM (zr5Kq)

And save Mother Gaia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (87oRe)

213 Sorry, I guess my comment 198 wasn't very original, but it was my immediate reaction reading the thread late. I'm glad I'm not alone in not wanting to see Dr. Jill anywhere, but I'm sure she'll be on every magazine cover for the next [1,2,3] 4 years. Of course, we know there's no bias, supermodels should never be on the cover when you have Michael and Dr. Jill available.

Posted by: jayhawkone at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (ZD+J8)

214 I admire people who know what a HARM missile is...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (+56GQ)

215 I eagerly await $10.00/gal gasoline!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 06:49 PM (87oRe)


Asshole Dems in WA state just produced a Bill out of committee for a 30 cent a gallon tax increase and a 10% increase in home utilities.
Bastards. Every one.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (axyOa)

216 I told him when he left that once he claimed that title, he would not only be my son, he'd be my brother.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (kTF2Z)

217 Congrats Duke! Be proud. No worries.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 06:53 PM (7GxH7)

218 Chinese gal has had plastic surgery.

Epicentral folds gone and bridge of nose augmented.

Still a beauty though.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2021 06:53 PM (dWwl8)

219 196 I hope you'll continue to show Melania Trump's incredible wardrobe after January 20!
Posted by: jayhawkone at January 16, 2021 06:48 PM (ZD+J


As I mentioned upthread, I do have some Melania pics still in the queue.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 06:53 PM (M8rln)

220 197 Had a laptop for a year and not thing came of it, yet they only have video and are going to track down 187,000 people who were inside the Capital Building ?

Oh wait, no one outside the Capital Building committed a crime, should cut down their work load.
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)


Wrong again. Mother of one of the capital hill protestors arrested on conspiracy charges.

https://tinyurl.com/y3rzysk3

Posted by: Forgot my screen name again at January 16, 2021 06:53 PM (evAoO)

221 Here is a good chess YouTube site, a youngish grandmaster who gives excellent explanations of his play...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y47xla3n

Posted by: davidt at January 16, 2021 06:53 PM (l3+k2)

222 I commented earlier this week that my son passed the Crucible and earned the title United States Marine. I'm both proud of him and a bit fearful of his future.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 06:45 PM


Please give him an "OohRah" from The Horde. As for the bit of fear, totally understandable, but there are far worse people to have around you in a pinch than Marines, and they inculcate their officers in the responsibility and honor of leading Marines.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2021 06:53 PM (DMUuz)

223 I ...don't like Heineken....

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:48 PM (zr5Kq)

----
it's one redeeming value is that it has alcohol in it. tastes like cereal, last time i had one...

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 06:53 PM (aB+qI)

224 Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (kTF2Z)

Duke: Well done to the both of ya'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 06:54 PM (87oRe)

225 Chess girl's fingernails look......dangerous.

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2021 06:54 PM (8SSHh)

226 Yeah, Joe, I remember Mac's before they even had the Big Mac. 19 cent burgers, 19 cent bag of fries, 29 cent cheeseburger. Used to hit them on the way home for a snack after school. And the gas station used to give out free burger coupons for every 5 gallons of gas, and Mom would give them to me.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 16, 2021 06:55 PM (VNmG1)

227 I admire people who know what a HARM missile is...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (+56GQ)

---
well, after all, this *IS* a "smart military blog"...

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 06:55 PM (aB+qI)

228 Far East is big on plastic surgery. Koreans are very very into it. No offense, but the oriental women OM posts, all had major, major work done. And not just on the the face.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:55 PM (zr5Kq)

229 $15 min wage isnt as Impactful as it sounds. A lot of cities already have it and many states have min wages well above federal. I think the vast majority of states are well over $7.25 with many well into double digits. And a lot of states have already built in automatic yearly increases which will get to $15 eventually.

Not saying $15 is a good idea but we are well on our way there already.
Posted by: Joe XiDen


Where it sucks? When they double minimum wage, they won't double my paycheck to keep me that far away from it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2021 06:55 PM (aMV0K)

230 Asshole Dems in WA state just produced a Bill out of committee for a 30 cent a gallon tax increase and a 10% increase in home utilities.
Bastards. Every one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (axyOa)

*begins pricing land in Idaho next to border to build gas station*

Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2021 06:56 PM (gAFsE)

231
Pfizer is the one that seems to be in high demand overseas.
Posted by: runner


Health officials are looking more closely into the deaths of nearly two dozen people after receiving their first dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine in Norway.

A total 23 people died within days of receiving their first dose, the Norwegian Medicines Agency announced in a statement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2021 06:57 PM (63Dwl)

232 Many states have min wage higher than federal already. CA has $14. Many are at $10+.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:57 PM (zr5Kq)

233 These federal minimum wage battles have been stupid as long as I can remember. They only apply to federal contracts, as if the federal government does any contract below fifteen an hour now. But it gives the think tanks something to write about.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 16, 2021 06:57 PM (qH6FZ)

234 My fear is not how he'll perform his duties. I know he'll uphold the highest standards of the Corps. My CiC was Reagan, then Bush. His CiC will be...yeah.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 06:57 PM (kTF2Z)

235 Congrat's to you and your son Duke! Hopefully these new assholes in office can keep us out of pissing matches.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2021 06:58 PM (+ya+t)

236 I admire people who know what a HARM missile is...
Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (+56GQ)

Hey! What am I chopped liver?....

Posted by: AGM-45 Shrike at January 16, 2021 06:58 PM (R/m4+)

237 I will be shocked if the Sundowner DOJ prosecute any of the Capital Building invaders.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:58 PM (Cxk7w)

238 The big impact of a minimum wage increase shows up in union contracts, where pay is pegged to the minimum wage. When minimum wage goes up, all unionized wages usually go up in a corresponding manner.

Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the rays at January 16, 2021 06:58 PM (w7KSn)

239 Many states have min wage higher than federal already. CA has $14. Many are at $10+.
Posted by: runner

Washington is $13.69

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 06:59 PM (7GxH7)

240 228 Far East is big on plastic surgery. Koreans are very very into it. No offense, but the oriental women OM posts, all had major, major work done. And not just on the the face.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 06:55 PM (zr5Kq)


Yes, other pics I have seen of her show her as quite busty. In other words, she's a very skinny gal with huge breasts. Right. That's not a combo that occurs that often, so I figure she's been augmented.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 06:59 PM (M8rln)

241 begins pricing land in Idaho next to border to build gas station*
Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2021 06:56 PM


Good plan. It's nearly a dollar a gal cheaper in Idaho already. That's how bad WA gas tax is.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 07:00 PM (axyOa)

242 "...I figure she's been augmented."

What is money FOR, anyway? LOL

Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 07:01 PM (w7KSn)

243 begins pricing land in Idaho next to border to build gas station*
Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2021 06:56 PM


Good plan. It's nearly a dollar a gal cheaper in Idaho already. That's how bad WA gas tax is.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 07:00 PM (axyOa)

Old and busted: Drug smuggling
New hotness: Gasoline smuggling

Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2021 07:01 PM (gAFsE)

244 201 $15 min wage isnt as Impactful as it sounds. A lot of cities already have it and many states have min wages well above federal. I think the vast majority of states are well over $7.25 with many well into double digits. And a lot of states have already built in automatic yearly increases which will get to $15 eventually.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 16, 2021 06:49 PM (zsdSH)
It will crush certain industries, and in those geographical areas not in big coastal cities, like much of the midwest and south.
If the average home price in the area is $500k, you probably have a $15 min wage area. If it is $150k, employers of min wage employees are screwed. Labor is usually the second highest cost after rents/utilities.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, Covid free since Dec 2019. at January 16, 2021 07:01 PM (sy5kK)

245 237 I will be shocked if the Sundowner DOJ prosecute any of the Capital Building invaders.
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:58 PM (Cxk7w)


Really? I think Sundown's DOJ would assemble some sort of task force that will track down and prosecute the shit out of any "insurrectionists" they can find.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:02 PM (M8rln)

246 A couple of days ago I burned myself in a stupid smoking accident. Yesterday my back went into a vicious spasm. Today a blister broke and my burn is hurting again. In two days it will be the third anniversary of the death of my wife.
But I'm still happy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 07:03 PM (lgiXo)

247 Old and busted: Drug smuggling
New hotness: Gasoline smuggling
Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2021 07:01 PM (gAFsE)

Just like the '60's when Idaho was the only state in the NW with Coors beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 07:03 PM (axyOa)

248 Ahem.... AGM-88G AARGM-ER

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 16, 2021 07:04 PM (3H9h1)

249 The Chinese gal is cute.

I got nothing else to add. Just got home from work. Traffic has nuts on I-395. Glad I'm home. Beer, AoS, TV, then bed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2021 07:04 PM (+gUAb)

250 One sub section of the work force who are never in the minimum wage discussion are those that have been in the workforce for a few years, have been trained and proven their value . Many of those have watched their wages stay relatively stagnant while entry level people come in underneath them and get paid what took them a number of years to achieve.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 07:04 PM (7GxH7)

251 Really? I think Sundown's DOJ would assemble some sort of task force that will track down and prosecute the shit out of any "insurrectionists" they can find.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:02 PM (M8rln)


Any reasonable prosecutor would go after all the Trump insurrectionists in a heartbeat...

even if we have to lie, cheat, and steal to obtain warrants!!

Posted by: St James Comey at January 16, 2021 07:05 PM (87oRe)

252 you guys are funny


like Biden knows anything at this time


as old as he is leaving a $2 tip at a restaurant is huge tip, let alone minimum wage

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:05 PM (r4bSV)

253 Prosecute someone for a crime President Trump supposedly did?
Not good optics unless 1 good Trump supporter but I doubt it.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)

254 Yes, other pics I have seen of her show her as quite busty. In other words, she's a very skinny gal with huge breasts. Right. That's not a combo that occurs that often, so I figure she's been augmented.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 06:59 PM (M8rln)


I don't know about the rest of youse guys, but I just read here a promise from OM for moar busty pics!
**pours another beer**

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 07:06 PM (axyOa)

255 A couple of days ago I burned myself in a stupid smoking accident. Yesterday my back went into a vicious spasm. Today a blister broke and my burn is hurting again. In two days it will be the third anniversary of the death of my wife.
But I'm still happy.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 07:03 PM (lgiXo)

----------

Are you thinking of changing your nic to "Lucky?"

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 07:06 PM (kTF2Z)

256 ask Biden any of the following and he will just blink
what the price of???

a gallon of milk
a gallon of gas
loaf of wonder bread
8 pack of hamburger buns
one pound of ground beef

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:07 PM (r4bSV)

257 Horde, I'm in deep crap.

I haven't left the apartment since I got home last night. When I went out the door today, I found an eviction notice on the front.

I had been behind on rent thanks to income loss (stupid Covid), but thought it was all settled. Now I get this. I have until 5 pm Monday. No one is answering the phone in the apartment office, of course.

Pray and pray hard. I'll frightened and panicking right now.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 16, 2021 07:07 PM (aommx)

258 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Hang in there Brother NL. You are NOT alone here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:07 PM (87oRe)

259
Good plan. It's nearly a dollar a gal cheaper in Idaho already. That's how bad WA gas tax is.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 07:00 PM (axyOa)

And in the Puget Sound counties, there is also the Sound Light Rail tax, that adds hundreds or even thousands of dollars to your car tabs, explicitly to fund the 19th century transportation system.
For instance, our tabs are $30. For me and an 8 year old minivan, add-ons, mostly Sound Light rail, make the annual fee $239.25.
I'm looking at the renewal right now.
Car owners are screwed royally here. It is the lefties in Seattle, most who don't own a car, who vote this stuff in.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, Covid free since Dec 2019. at January 16, 2021 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

260 This is certainly overkill in DC. I mean, do they ecpect an invading army? Everything is shut down and all the government buildings are walled off. They are clsoing the bridges and pedestrian walkways. Who the hell are they guarding against?All the Trump people went home last week. This is so nuts. Military checkpoints. My gym canceled my swim time on Wednesday because the metro will be shut down. Troops coming from other states, prison guards. This is absolutely ridiculous.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)



It's Kabuki Theater for all the world to see. The Trump monster and his horde have been vanquished!! Heil, Harris!! It's all bullshit. All of it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2021 07:08 PM (+gUAb)

261 I commented earlier this week that my son passed the Crucible and earned the title United States Marine. I'm both proud of him and a bit fearful of his future.

Well done.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2021 07:08 PM (W4eKo)

262
I told him when he left that once he claimed that title, he would not only be my son, he'd be my brother.


And neither one of you is from Alabama.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 07:09 PM (HaL55)

263 ask Biden any of the following and he will just blink
what the price of???

a gallon of milk
a gallon of gas
loaf of wonder bread
8 pack of hamburger buns
one pound of ground beef
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:07 PM (r4bSV)

About a hundred dollars.

Posted by: Raymond Babbitt at January 16, 2021 07:09 PM (S8ePJ)

264 I commented earlier this week that my son passed the Crucible and earned the title United States Marine. I'm both proud of him and a bit fearful of his future.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


This is for him. I am sure you are very proud.

Semper Fidelis March

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgABUZ4i9co

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 16, 2021 07:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

265 The Great Commuter can't take the choo choo into DC for his installation. Trump's final triumph.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (evxBY)

266 Pray and pray hard. I'll frightened and panicking right now.
Done and done, Cap'n. Shit...

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (HaL55)

267 194 The Washington DC lockdown just seems "off" to me, even though I know "they" are all certifiable insane!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 06:47 PM (87oRe)
-----------------------

Grooming

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (CZm2G)

268 I told him when he left that once he claimed that title, he would not only be my son, he'd be my brother.

And neither one of you is from Alabama.
Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 07:09 PM (HaL55)

I recall pinning my airborne wings on Daughter #1 of Diogenes.
It was kinda dusty there for awhile.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (axyOa)

269 Traffic has nuts on I-395.


Was nuts. Was.

(drinks beer)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (+gUAb)

270 And neither one of you is from Alabama.
Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 07:09 PM (HaL55)

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Knew that was coming. Fist bump.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (kTF2Z)

271 256 ask Biden any of the following and he will just blink
what the price of???

a gallon of milk
a gallon of gas
loaf of wonder bread
8 pack of hamburger buns
one pound of ground beef
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:07 PM (r4bSV)

Why would anyone eat white bread and ground beef?

Posted by: Biden supporters at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (sy5kK)

272 Just a thought about that southern border. For decades the gov't banned drugs and never could stop the flow of drugs across that border. I think if they try to ban guns, what makes them think they'll be able to stop the flow across the southern border, especially if they disband CBP? And a lot of those could be be full auto type firearms.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (VNmG1)

273 Really? I think Sundown's DOJ would assemble some sort of task force that will track down and prosecute the shit out of any "insurrectionists" they can find.
Posted by: OregonMuse


Left-wing 'agitator' arrested for US Capitol riot involvement released from jail without bail

https://tinyurl.com/y4au7tum

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (aMV0K)

274 Grooming
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (CZm2G)

It's the new normal! Stay home stay safe!

Posted by: AF at January 16, 2021 07:12 PM (S8ePJ)

275 Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Prayers up, but does your state/location have a restriction against summary eviction?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:13 PM (87oRe)

276 Ugh, car tabs. I am in SC, and just paid mine. 11 year old minivan, $189. They are making me get a new license plate for $40, so that was unnecessary. Of course, my property taxes are much lower than yours. But they get our money one way or another, don't they?

Posted by: Quirky Bookworm at January 16, 2021 07:13 PM (EbJ6H)

277 In other words, she's a very skinny gal with huge breasts. Right. That's not a combo that occurs that often, so I figure she's been augmented.
Posted by: OregonMuse,

I called my wife my little Supermodel. Eastern European blind, skinny with huge elbows.

By the way, I am so looking forward to willies ho showing off her pearl knock lace here weekly, Mr Gorilla.

Wait, no, please do not!!!

Posted by: Loki at January 16, 2021 07:13 PM (KqiMr)

278
You better watch out
You're gonna be broke
Dim economics
Are a terrible joke
Bidenomics coming to town!

https://pjmedia.com/uncategorized/david-p-

goldman/2021/01/16/bidenonmics-will-bankrupt-us-n1389923

(remove extra spaces)

Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2021 07:15 PM (dWwl8)

279 That would be me, Sock Monkey. And no raise in 2 years and having to change insurance again is not improving my attitude at work. I had to go to the highest costing insurance, where I pay into it, to keep my one medication affordable. Would have been $300 a month on the coverage they pay for.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 16, 2021 07:15 PM (YynYJ)

280 It's the new normal! Stay home stay safe!
Posted by: AF at January 16, 2021 07:12 PM (S8ePJ)



OR else...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:15 PM (87oRe)

281 I think I have some mercurochrome around the house somewhere. I wonder if it does any good.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 07:15 PM (lgiXo)

282 Pray and pray hard. I'll frightened and panicking right now.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 16, 2021 07:07 PM (aommx)

I think it is state by state, in WA, nobody can get tossed for not paying rent. I have a buddy in the property mgmt business. He has 204 properties, and only 4 or 5 are behind.
I am praying for you Captain Whitebread.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 07:16 PM (sy5kK)

283 Thank Dominion that we no longer need to suffer Melania any longer. Next week we can bask in the glory of Chimera Harris. Can I also request that we revoke Kate's crown and replace her with Harry's wife, the American princess whatshername... the gold digger with the Jerry Springer family?

Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 16, 2021 07:17 PM (2wdJR)

284
I think I have some mercurochrome around the house somewhere. I wonder if it does any good.

There's not much alcohol in it. And good luck finding a decent chaser.
What? Why is everybody looking at me like that?

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 07:17 PM (HaL55)

285 I don't know about the rest of youse guys, but I just read here a promise from OM for moar busty pics!
**pours another beer**
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 07:06 PM


* glares *

Posted by: Midwesterner at January 16, 2021 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

286 I still have some Melania pics in the queue.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 05:41 PM (M8rln)

I bet you do !

Posted by: Hungaryan at January 16, 2021 07:18 PM (g741k)

287 re #158, very ingenious, but what happens after 1. Ra4 Qc8 (blocking Rh4#)?

Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 07:18 PM (WNmFu)

288 Praying hard Captain. Keep us posted .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * assistant to the assistant attitude compliance monitor at January 16, 2021 07:18 PM (7GxH7)

289
Left-wing 'agitator' arrested for US Capitol riot involvement released from jail without bail

--

If anybody needed their feet covered in axel grease and be forced to walk a plank in shark-infested waters, it's this punk.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 07:18 PM (O+I8R)

290 I will be shocked if the Sundowner DOJ prosecute any of the Capital Building invaders.
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 06:58 PM


How much would you like to bet? (on prosecutions, not that you will be shocked)

Posted by: Chuck C at January 16, 2021 07:18 PM (awtm/)

291 There will be selective prosecutions.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 07:19 PM (CZm2G)

292 Godspeed and good luck Captain Whitebread.

I have heard dozens of stories like yours around California, except that they cant be tossed out.

These shutdowns were evil, and done with evil intent.

Posted by: Loki at January 16, 2021 07:20 PM (KqiMr)

293 gallon of propane is still pretty cheap. like $1.40/gal here, driver (came down to my place by mistake) said it can be 0.89 in summer. I might get my big tank (for grain bins) filled, just to have it on hand for emergencies. A quick search says it burns about the same as gasoline, mileage wise. ...

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2021 07:20 PM (Cus5s)

294 Oy-
what you lot doin'?

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 07:20 PM (iTXRQ)

295 Left-wing 'agitator' arrested for US Capitol riot involvement released from jail without bail
--
If anybody needed their feet covered in axel grease and be forced to walk a plank in shark-infested waters, it's this punk.
Posted by: Lady in Black

He'll never see the inside of the Courthouse again, let alone any time in jail.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 16, 2021 07:21 PM (ZCiJZ)

296 Biden will just be obama stomping on the gas pedal

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:21 PM (r4bSV)

297 Left-wing 'agitator' arrested for US Capitol riot involvement released from jail without bail

https://tinyurl.com/y4au7tum
Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2021 07:11 PM (aMV0K)


I think that if were arrested while wearing a MAGA hat and waving a Trump/Pence flag, he'd still be in jail.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:21 PM (M8rln)

298
Asshole Dems in WA state just produced a Bill out of committee for a 30 cent a gallon tax increase and a 10% increase in home utilities.
Bastards. Every one.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (axyOa)

And guessing there will be loopholes for city dwellers under a certain income to get their utilities subsidized.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 07:21 PM (sy5kK)

299 a gallon of milk
a gallon of gas
loaf of wonder bread
8 pack of hamburger buns
one pound of ground beef
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:07 PM (r4bSV)



About $19 in this neck of the woods.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 16, 2021 07:21 PM (ZSK0i)

300 I think I have some mercurochrome around the house somewhere. I wonder if it does any good.

--

I had a very serious, very infected burn on my hand this past summer from the hot coils of my oven broiler. I put Neosporin on it for a while and it just kept getting worse. My pharmacist sister told me about Silvex and to try it. I got some and within the first few days, the infection started receding. Just FYI!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 07:22 PM (O+I8R)

301 Capt get your $600 Not that it goes far these days?

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 07:22 PM (Cxk7w)

302 Total, that is...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 16, 2021 07:22 PM (ZSK0i)

303 I think I have some mercurochrome around the house somewhere. I wonder if it does any good.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 07:15 PM (lgiXo)

-----------

Monkey blood! I remember that as a kid.

Dad, I cut my finger!
Let me get the mercurochrome.
Can't you just amputate it?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 07:22 PM (kTF2Z)

304 >Why would anyone eat white bread and ground beef?


meatwiches

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 07:22 PM (iTXRQ)

305 Silvex is over the counter.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 07:24 PM (O+I8R)

306 Monkey blood! I remember that as a kid.

Dad, I cut my finger!
Let me get the mercurochrome.
Can't you just amputate it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 07:22 PM (kTF2Z)
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Fe Fi Fo Fum it had mercury in it back then.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 07:24 PM (CZm2G)

307 Biden will just be obama stomping on the gas pedal
Posted by: will choose a nic later


Stomping on the gas pedal or stomping on the stupid, or just both.
Dare to be Stupid! was written for Joe Biden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ

Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 16, 2021 07:25 PM (ZCiJZ)

308 Heh, nothing got me screaming like Mom coming at me with that Mercurocrome bottle.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 07:25 PM (O+I8R)

309 I had a very serious, very infected burn on my hand this past summer from the hot coils of my oven broiler. I put Neosporin on it for a while and it just kept getting worse. My pharmacist sister told me about Silvex and to try it. I got some and within the first few days, the infection started receding. Just FYI!
Posted by: Lady in

Interesting. I'll look for it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 07:25 PM (lgiXo)

310 Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 07:22 PM (O+I8R)

Interesting factoid, some people are really allergic to Neosporin even though it seems to be sold OTC everywhere without warning labels.
I never believed this until I met a friend of my son's who had to call the EMTs went she tried Neosporin on a small cut!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:26 PM (87oRe)

311 Why would anyone eat white bread and ground beef?

meatwiches

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 07:22 PM (iTXRQ)



Nuhuh. White bread's for split fried hot dogs...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 16, 2021 07:26 PM (ZSK0i)

312 Neither of them ever worked a real job in their lives. And I worked with her.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2021 06:34

I remember you saying that. Was it you or someone else that said she was lazy and uninterested in doing her job?

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2021 07:26 PM (K7/OQ)

313 I think that if were arrested while wearing a MAGA hat and waving a Trump/Pence flag, he'd still be in jail.

I think he was iirc. There's a vid somewhere he's bragging he was dressing up as a MAGA fan to bring blame to them from whatever trouble he caused.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2021 07:27 PM (+ya+t)

314 Continuing, 2. Ra3+ Kd4, and with white only controlling two ranks at a time, the black king can retreat and move to the b column to prevent the a-rook from continuing the rank progression. 3. Rh4+ Kd5 (not Kc5 as that will allow a skewer with R(a)c3+, 4. Ra5+ Kc6, 5. Rh6+ Kb7 and at that point I think black has a fighting chance.

Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 07:27 PM (WNmFu)

315 Fe Fi Fo Fum it had mercury in it back then.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 07:24 PM (CZm2G)

To be fair, bacteria cannot survive in mercury!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:27 PM (87oRe)

316 watching an Italican detective shiw on Amafascizone called Rocco Schiavone
s1 free for January
pretty good

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 16, 2021 07:27 PM (nUhF0)

317 >Nuhuh. White bread's for split fried hot dogs...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent


yes, the hot dog sandwich
I remember those

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 07:28 PM (iTXRQ)

318 The
big impact of a minimum wage increase shows up in union contracts,
where pay is pegged to the minimum wage. When minimum wage goes up, all
unionized wages usually go up in a corresponding manner.

Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the rays at January 16, 2021 06:58 PM
--
From what I recall when we lived in CT a decade ago the "prevailing" union wage was pegged at 3x the state minimum wage. So a $15 minimum wage would equal a $45.00 an hour union wage.

Posted by: Captain Buck Murdock at January 16, 2021 07:28 PM (JUOKG)

319 Dad, I cut my finger!
Let me get the mercurochrome.
Can't you just amputate it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 07:22 PM


Mercurochrome
They give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
So mama don't take my Mercurochrome away

Posted by: Paul "Rhymin'" Simon at January 16, 2021 07:28 PM (awtm/)

320 >>I remember you saying that. Was it you or someone else that said she was lazy and uninterested in doing her job?



that was I

Posted by: Bill DeBlasio at January 16, 2021 07:28 PM (r4bSV)

321 My immediate go to for cuts and punctures is Lanacane pressurized aerosol spray.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 07:28 PM (CZm2G)

322 Captain Whitebread:

Go to your local county courthouse and get a "Stay of Eviction." The clerks there will know what you need to do and can help.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2021 07:28 PM (sGotD)

323 Interesting, Hrothgar. I'd never heard of that before. But it sure accelerated my infection and burned like mad on my skin.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 07:28 PM (O+I8R)

324 I heard sea stories about Corpsmen and gentian violet.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 16, 2021 07:28 PM (DMUuz)

325 I had been behind on rent thanks to income loss (stupid Covid), but thought it was all settled. Now I get this. I have until 5 pm Monday. No one is answering the phone in the apartment office, of course.

Pray and pray hard. I'll frightened and panicking right now.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 16, 2021 07:07 PM (aommx)

I don't know Oklahoma law, but it's usually quite similar to Texas. And in Texas, landlords can threaten eviction and give notices, but they can't use force and actually do it themselves - they have to file a court action, get a court order, and get on the Constable's list for forcible eviction. That often takes up to 6 weeks, and in this time of Covid unscrupulous tenants can milk that for up to 3 months without much trouble. (AFTER they get the eviction notice!)

The only big downside is that you get put on the shit list for any other landlord in town, but if you're getting evicted you're already on it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2021 07:29 PM (V2Yro)

326 Mom, can we go to McDonald's?

Mom makes a hamburger patty and slaps it between two slices of white bread.

It's the same thing!

Umm, mom?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 07:29 PM (kTF2Z)

327
I called my wife my little Supermodel. Eastern European blind...(snipage occurs)Posted by: Loki at January 16, 2021 07:13 PM (KqiMr)

---well, that would explain whey she's with yo' ugly ass...

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 16, 2021 07:29 PM (aB+qI)

328 So according to the news feed on Gab, Trump will not be given the traditional military farewell every departing POTUS has always gotten. Why?

Posted by: jmel at January 16, 2021 07:30 PM (bVhJi)

329 I'm goin' to buy me some Mercury. And I'll cruise up and down this road.

Posted by: Steve Miller at January 16, 2021 07:30 PM (W4eKo)

330 I thought it was iodine that burned

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 16, 2021 07:30 PM (lgiXo)

331 To be fair, bacteria cannot survive in mercury!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:27 PM


The next planet out, however ...

Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire

Posted by: Venus at January 16, 2021 07:30 PM (DMUuz)

332
To be fair, bacteria cannot survive in mercury!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:27 PM (87oRe)
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At school kids would put it on coins, shiny, or let it roll around on their hands. On the up side it does readily bond with carbon.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 16, 2021 07:31 PM (CZm2G)

333 Mercurocrome -- loved the color, loved the smell.

and I'm still here.

Posted by: Ziba at January 16, 2021 07:31 PM (S1hrL)

334 So according to the news feed on Gab, Trump will not be given the traditional military farewell every departing POTUS has always gotten. Why?

Because the military brass are all Bolsheviks?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at January 16, 2021 07:31 PM (W4eKo)

335 308 Heh, nothing got me screaming like Mom coming at me with that Mercurochrome bottle.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 16, 2021 07:25 PM (O+I8R)

Mercurochrome? Pffft.We begged for Mercurochrome and got Iodine i9nstead.

Posted by: Javems at January 16, 2021 07:32 PM (8SSHh)

336 >>a decade ago the "prevailing" union wage was pegged at 3x the state minimum wage

I think this is the real reason for the drive to increase min wage, to drive up union pay

not raise the wage for those suckers at the bottom who vote D anyway, at least in their tiny D minds

top democrats do not hang out with minimum wage employees

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:32 PM (r4bSV)

337 Captain Whitebread, it looks like you have a lot of good information here, even from actual lawyers no less, and it looks like you have some good options for Monday morning.
The Horde abides.
Good Luck.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 07:32 PM (sy5kK)

338 Also, black may be able to move his king towards the g-column to block the h-rook progression. In other words, I don't think the two rooks alone can enforce a checkmate on the white king is out of the picture. And if black still has the Qc1# or checking threats if white doesn't make a checking move with Ra3+ or moves his king.

Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 07:33 PM (WNmFu)

339 I'll second the Silvex recommendation.
We used to get the Rx stuff called Silvadene.
As a big old kitchen klutz, I went through a lot of it.

Posted by: Sal at January 16, 2021 07:34 PM (KTdeA)

340 So according to the news feed on Gab, Trump will not be given the traditional military farewell every departing POTUS has always gotten. Why?
~~~~~

It may very well be his choice. I read that he is leaving for Mar-A-Lago very early in the morning Wednesday.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2021 07:34 PM (sGotD)

341 @328...because nothing matters anymore.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 16, 2021 07:34 PM (evxBY)

342 DB, I live in Jefferson county, up around Arvada. One of these days we should pick a place and go have a beer.

Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid at January 16, 2021 07:34 PM (VNmG1)

343 I admire people who know what a HARM missile is...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 16, 2021 06:52 PM (+56GQ)



Hey! What am I chopped liver?....

Posted by: AGM-45 Shrike
///Go BIG or go home.

Posted by: Tsar Bomba at January 16, 2021 07:35 PM (KAi1n)

344 At
school kids would put it on coins, shiny, or let it roll around on
their hands. On the up side it does readily bond with carbon.

We'd purposely break thermometers to get the mercury to play with.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2021 07:35 PM (+ya+t)

345 prayers Capt Whitebread

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 16, 2021 07:35 PM (nUhF0)

346 After the collapse of the USA in a couple of years, it will be interesting to watch ....
*oops, can't say that*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 07:36 PM (sy5kK)

347 Prayers for you, Capt.
I'll do a St. Joseph Litany for you- one of his patronages is
homes.

Posted by: Sal at January 16, 2021 07:36 PM (KTdeA)

348 Bolsheviks on parade on the "Day. "

Will there be free candy and souvenirs on the Mall for the hordes?

Posted by: Ziba at January 16, 2021 07:37 PM (S1hrL)

349 >DB, I live in Jefferson county, up around Arvada. One of these days we should pick a place and go have a beer.
Posted by: Old Blue - Round Headed Bald Kid



perhaps when the masks come off, literally

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 16, 2021 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

350 Capt Whitebread, I had rental properties when I lived in Texas. Eviction is not a 48 hour process.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2021 07:37 PM (kTF2Z)

351 Prayers up, but does your state/location have a restriction against summary eviction?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:13 PM (87oRe)

Not sure. The notice I have says they're filing Monday morning. My landlord's office doesn't open until 8:30 Monday morning.

And to Skip...I didn't get that $600. When I try to track it on the IRS site, I get error messages. I have no idea when, or if, it arrives.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 16, 2021 07:38 PM (aommx)

352
So according to the news feed on Gab, Trump will not be given the
traditional military farewell every departing POTUS has always gotten.
Why?



Because the military brass are all Bolsheviks?

Glorious President Chairman Xi and his puppet Xhaou Bi Den will not allow it.

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 07:38 PM (HaL55)

353 One day we'll see Kate Middleton in a pencil skirt.

A boy can dream...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 16, 2021 07:38 PM (M7K2y)

354 I'll second the Silvex recommendation.
We used to get the Rx stuff called Silvadene.
As a big old kitchen klutz, I went through a lot of it.
Posted by: Sal at January 16, 2021 07:34 PM (KTdeA)
~~~~~

Years ago my then 4-year-old niece ran through the coals of a campfire. What a nightmare. Silvadene was what they treated her with, and it worked beautifully.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2021 07:38 PM (sGotD)

355 Because the military brass are all Bolsheviks?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at January 16, 2021 07:31 PM (W4eKo)


Just because you have the formal title of Commander in Chief does NOT mean you have the authority to act as the Commander in Chief!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:39 PM (87oRe)

356 re 338 (along with 287, 314) correction "once the white king is out of the picture" Full comment:

re #158, very ingenious, but what happens after 1. Ra4 Qc8 (blocking Rh4#)?.
Continuing,
2. Ra3+ Kd4, and with white only controlling two ranks at a time, the
black king can retreat and move to the b column to prevent the a-rook
from continuing the rank progression. 3. Rh4+ Kd5 (not Kc5 as that will
allow a skewer with R(a)c3+, 4. Ra5+ Kc6, 5. Rh6+ Kb7 and at that point I
think black has a fighting chance..

Also, black may be able to move his king towards the g-column to block
the h-rook progression. In other words, I don't think the two rooks
alone can enforce a checkmate once the white king is out of the picture.
And if black still has the Qc1# or at least checking threats if white doesn't
make a checking move with Ra3+ (and checking threats if white moves his king.)

Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 07:39 PM (WNmFu)

357 Trump: Apres moi, le deluge... it's already started and he hasn't left yet.

Posted by: Ziba at January 16, 2021 07:39 PM (S1hrL)

358 if it is true that McConnel will let impeachment proceed, should be interesting watching the Rs implode**




i was a r from 2000 to 2006
to stop Al Gore jr but quit when W wanted 'immigration reform'

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:39 PM (r4bSV)

359 As I've posted before, I'm a small time landlord and have about 12 tenants. I work to have good relations with all of them, and I've been understanding with those who've had trouble this last year. (although almost all of them have figured out how to keep going on their own, I was pleasantly pleased). I've learned from my mistakes over the years, and the few times I have had to go the eviction route, it has always surprised me how much I could bluff, cajole, and bargain those who needed to leave into leaving without giving me nearly as much trouble as I knew they could if they tried. The few times when I've spoken with the so-called "Voice of Authority", it's astounded me how many people fold meekly even though I know I've got nothing backing me up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2021 07:40 PM (V2Yro)

360 in MN, I do not think you can evect anyone from Oct to April

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:41 PM (r4bSV)

361 Tom Servo,

I've been at this apartment complex since I moved to Oklahoma almost a decade ago. The landlord has told me often that I'm one of her favorite tenants, because I've paid on time, I don't cause trouble, and I unlike some, I don't trash where I live.

I'm guessing her bosses are pressing this. Still, it's stress I don't need.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 16, 2021 07:43 PM (aommx)

362 Trump should get on the emergency broadcast and internet kill switch everywhere Wednesday AM and give stem winder. Keep going till 11:58

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2021 07:43 PM (FhXTo)

363 my biggest recurring problem in tenant selection, one that's caught me by surprise more than it should, is when I rent to a 20 something single girl, smart, nice, decent looking, good job, great credit. And everything seems great until the unemployed drunken loud violent skeezy boyfriends start showing up and raising hell. To girls who are my daughter's age, I want to grab them by the shoulders, shake them, and say "what the hell is wrong with you??? You can do so much better!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2021 07:43 PM (V2Yro)

364 solutions up

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:43 PM (M8rln)

365 I look at the DC lockdown this way: Democrats are afraid that the Biden voters will come back to life as zombies, and attempt to register their displeasure. From what I've read, zombies can take a lot of damage before they're through.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 16, 2021 07:44 PM (joJfO)

366
I've never seen it, but I get the impression QAnon is for progs like all those "white supremacist" groups that are 50% FBI informants: pitiful entities whose influence is blown up beyond all proportion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2021 07:44 PM (mht8P)

367 Considering Democrats wanted to break him of pension ( he hasn't taken a cent in salary anyway) no Secret Service or travel expenses no military send off is the worst he isn't badly off.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 07:44 PM (Cxk7w)

368 I handled a few evictions for an employer and my land lord in PA.It went like this IIRC. Go to the District Justice, pay a fee for a notice of intent to evict, hire the DJ's constable to serve or post it, return in 30 days , repeat the process for the eviction notice. If they didn't clear out, a notice to appear before the DJ. Time consuming and expensive. The guy I did maintenance work for got to the point where he would give me a few bills and bribe the tenant to leave in a given period of time.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 16, 2021 07:45 PM (I58tH)

369 The notice I have says they're filing Monday morning. My landlord's office doesn't open until 8:30 Monday morning.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 16, 2021 07:38 PM (aommx)

I was in court a couple of weeks ago representing my father as a landlord. 3 evictions. Judge did not grant, based on fed Covid guidelines.

The eviction notice will have a court date assigned, make sure you attend it and state your case. You do not have to vacate until a judge orders it.

Check this site for exact rules in WA state. Looks like all WA evictions are extended until March 31, 2021.Your landlord is playing hardball but you have recourse.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/u8ygk7c

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 16, 2021 07:45 PM (2k7BX)

370 Captain Whitebread:

Don't know if you saw my comment above, but you can go to court and get a Stay of Eviction. They are routine, and you don't need an attorney or anything.

My only experience is in NJ, but I'm sure the laws are fairly similar elsewhere. Usually, a landlord has to give you at least 30 days to vacate. However, you can and should file a Stay of Eviction to avoid that and give you more time. A judge will make a decision based on circumstances, and 99.9 times out of 100, a stay is granted the first time. Then you can also apply for an extension.

HOWEVER!!! And this is important: most states are not allowing evictions during the COVID panic. There was also a federal thing passed about that as well, but I'm not sure of the details on that.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2021 07:45 PM (sGotD)

371 Neither of them ever worked a real job in their lives. And I worked with her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 16, 2021 06:34



I remember you saying that. Was it you or someone else that said she was lazy and uninterested in doing her job?

Posted by: Farmer
Everyone has said that. SF went from Harris to Gascon to Boudin. At least the first two didn't have a father who bombed my father's workplace.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 07:45 PM (KAi1n)

372 Mr. Trump WILL be loved, but only when he's gone (don't freak; by gone I mean out of office). Give it a few weeks.


Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 16, 2021 07:46 PM (M7K2y)

373 Seen Chess Head a dozen times and just noticed thats his hair

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 07:46 PM (Cxk7w)

374 All of us down at ther Brattleboro Rights clinic thinks that the Cleaveland browns Football Team name is racist !! They shoulds change it to the Cleverland Persins of Coler........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 16, 2021 07:46 PM (DZprG)

375
quick, check to see what Fox News is saying about this




ok, nevermind who cares what they have on

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:47 PM (r4bSV)

376 My mistake, Capn Whitebread. I mistakenly thought you were in WA state. Sorry about that.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 16, 2021 07:48 PM (2k7BX)

377 Considering
Democrats wanted to break him of pension ( he hasn't taken a cent in
salary anyway) no Secret Service or travel expenses no military send off
is the worst he isn't badly off.


We owe PDT a debt of gratitude for the abuse he's suffered and will continue to suffer in his quest to make America great again and restore her inherent goodness. God Bless him and keep him safe. And maybe the rest of us, too. If it's not too much trouble. Sir. Please?

Posted by: Comrade BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2021 07:48 PM (HaL55)

378 And everything seems great until the unemployed drunken loud violent skeezy boyfriends start showing up and raising hell. To girls who are my daughter's age, I want to grab them by the shoulders, shake them, and say "what the hell is wrong with you??? You can do so much better!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2021 07:43 PM (V2Yro)


"I thought I could change him" said a very smart lady to me once as she was explaining to me how she got hooked up with a skeezy (now ex) husband who burglarized a pharmacy and she was still paying off the restitution settlement years later. See, he was an unemployed lout so the court came after her instead.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:48 PM (M8rln)

379 rook progression. In other words, I don't think the two rooks alone can enforce a checkmate on the white king is out of the picture. And if black still has the Qc1# or checking threats if white doesn't make a checking move with Ra3+ or moves his king.
Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 07:33 PM (WNmFu)

I post solutions at #111 Advance & 158 intermediate

Did I miss something?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 07:48 PM (4LbHt)

380 And heard today or yesterday Sundowner' Covid lockdown has something about evictions from happening.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 07:48 PM (Cxk7w)

381 i was a r from 2000 to 2006
to stop Al Gore jr but quit when W wanted 'immigration reform'
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 16, 2021 07:39 PM (r4bSV)

Immigration reform = abolishing CBP and letting it be known that anyone can enter the country and do as they damn well please. (Except U.S. citizens. The government hates its own citizens.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 16, 2021 07:50 PM (M7K2y)

382 While the Russian broad is easy on the eyes, this thread is getting a wee bit stinky..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2021 07:50 PM (CjFDo)

383 Although I hate doing unlawful detainers (eviction lawsuits) I have periodically done them for 24 years. California now has statewide rent control. We also have the Ellis Act (Gov't Code sec. 7060 et seq.) which allows the owners of residential real property to take them out of rental use for some period of time (there's a sliding schedule of penalties which end after 10 years) and evict all tenants even if you'd have no right to do so under local law. Right now, I think the only evictions S.F. is allowing is for serious nuisances and Ellis Act evictions (since state law "trumps" local).

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 07:50 PM (KAi1n)

384 Posted by: Farmer
Everyone has said that. SF went from Harris to Gascon to Boudin. At least the first two didn't have a father who bombed my father's workplace.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 07:45 PM (KAi1n)


What a clown show our country is turning into.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:51 PM (M8rln)

385 While the Russian broad is easy on the eyes, this thread is getting a wee bit stinky..

Some people are never happy.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 16, 2021 07:51 PM (W4eKo)

386 Miss Dumechva looks minutachku, very petite

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2021 07:51 PM (KZzsI)

387 OregonMuse, Thanks for all you do. From your neighbor in the socialist workers paradise that washington has become under our glorious and only slightly brain dead governor inslee...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 07:51 PM (r1z5A)

388 Mary get with the program, nothing about any race other than Caucasian is permitted.

It's bad when Leftists can't even keep their rules straight

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 07:51 PM (Cxk7w)

389 DC looks as if a military coup is underway!

Posted by: Tuxedo Ted at January 16, 2021 07:52 PM (kTi97)

390 What a clown show our country is turning into.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:51 PM (M8rln)


Imagine the asset that the GOPe has been to the Democraps!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:52 PM (87oRe)

391 Forbes magazine editorial says don't hire Trump people.
Weird, huh? So, I looked it up.
Chinese now own 51 percent stake in Forbes.

Posted by: navybrat, soaking up the fog at January 16, 2021 07:53 PM (w7KSn)

392 While the Russian broad is easy on the eyes, this thread is getting a wee bit stinky..

As Napoleon wrote Josephine, "Shall be home in one week, do not bathe."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 07:53 PM (r1z5A)

393 1. Ra4 QxR Threat is Rh3 mate
2. Rh3+ King moves to 4th Rank
3. Rh4 skewing the King and winning the Queen
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 06:33 PM (4LbHt)


I think you forgot 1.Ra4 Qc8

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:54 PM (M8rln)

394 As Napoleon wrote Josephine, "Shall be home in one week, do not bathe."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 07:53 PM (r1z5A)

Fucking French. Jesus.

Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2021 07:55 PM (gAFsE)

395 DC looks as if a military coup is underway!

Posted by: Tuxedo Ted at January 16, 2021 07:52 PM (kTi97)

Well a coup anyway!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 16, 2021 07:55 PM (946rW)

396 328. I think what they are referring is the President traditionally being flown from the WH in Marine One to Andrews. It is traditionally done right after the new president had been sworn in. Normally the president who is leaving the office and the First Lady meet with the incoming first couple at the WH and accompany them to the swearing in ceremony. Then they go back to the WH for receptions and then leave via helicopter. It is to symbolize the peaceful transfer of power. Trump is doing none of that. He is leaving in the am from the WH to Andrews and is either on the tarmac or will be in the air whe the transfer occurs.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 16, 2021 07:55 PM (ms9Sg)

397 Just because you have the formal title of Commander in Chief does NOT mean you have the authority to act as the Commander in Chief!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
/// Ahh, Commissar, you conflate authority with power.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 07:56 PM (KAi1n)

398 Forbes magazine editorial says don't hire Trump people.

Looks like Trigglypuff is in for a rough time. Everything from the production of the widget to the CEO. Good luck, commies.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2021 07:57 PM (W4eKo)

399 Old and busted: In 2021 we'll have flying cars

New hotness: "Your Cock Is Mine Now: Hacker Locks Chastity Cage And Demands Ransom"

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=0AFxr7Wnxoo&t=1s

Possible NSFW language.

Posted by: Vanya at January 16, 2021 07:58 PM (gAFsE)

400 Just
because you have the formal title of Commander in Chief does NOT mean
you have the authority to act as the Commander in Chief!



Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
/// Ahh, Commissar, you conflate authority with power.


Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 07:56 PM (KAi1n)

Commissar does not seem to be conflating the two.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 16, 2021 07:58 PM (946rW)

401 /// Ahh, Commissar, you conflate authority with power.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 07:56 PM (KAi1n)


Thank you SFG, you have a valid point! I shall remember that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 07:58 PM (87oRe)

402 DC looks as if a military coup is underway!



Posted by: Tuxedo Ted at January 16, 2021 07:52 PM (kTi97)

Well a coup anyway!


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

Coup? The bastards only had to come up with a fake disease, kill a couple patriots, buy a vote counting company, and low and behold! We get joe bidding.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 07:58 PM (r1z5A)

403 I have the money I need on hand now. I'm calling the landlord's voice mail to tell her I WILL be standing at her door with the check when she opens Monday morning.

I'm also going to ensure that I don't owe anything else.

Then, I'm going to begin looking into other places to move to when my lease expires.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 16, 2021 07:59 PM (aommx)

404 "Do not hire anyone of Trump" has been instigated by Kristol and his ilk. He's been acting like a bitch scorned since Trump spurned him a few years back. He thinks he won. He knows little.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

405 We did it! Ahoy! Wait, wut?

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at January 16, 2021 08:01 PM (W4eKo)

406 Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 16, 2021 07:59 PM (aommx)

Good news! You must be so relieved.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 16, 2021 08:01 PM (2k7BX)

407 Commissar does not seem to be conflating the two.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 16, 2021 07:58 PM (946rW)


I originally agreed with your point of view, hence my phrasing, but in retrospect, in actuality it is "power" that shapes events.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 08:01 PM (87oRe)

408 Jen I hope so, straight away I wanted him to boycott the ceremony , a usurper doesn't deserve the respect.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 08:02 PM (Cxk7w)

409 BTW, IIRC, the first unlawful detainer statute in the U.S. was enacted in Georgia around 1822. It was designed to keep the peace by making self-help unnecessary where evictions as they were then happening (sometimes called "ejectment") were too cumbersome, time-consuming, and expensive.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 08:02 PM (KAi1n)

410 Biden's incoming Sec of State was...working for Bush as well. On his NSC. You guys see where all this going ? Why the likes of Bushes and McCains were all in for Biden ?

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)

411 Where my damn movie thread at?

Posted by: mnw at January 16, 2021 08:04 PM (Cssks)

412 Jen I hope so, straight away I wanted him to boycott the ceremony , a usurper doesn't deserve the respect.

Yep. Why even pretend that this was a legitimate, peaceful transfer of power? It was anything but.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2021 08:04 PM (W4eKo)

413
What a clown show our country is turning into.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:51 PM (M8rln)

I agree, and glad you said it, because I don't know how without stringing a bunch of 4-letter words together.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2021 08:04 PM (sy5kK)

414 They made a deal - to oust Trump. In case it is still not clear. Deals were made. Promises were made.

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)

415 no military send off is the worst he isn't badly off.
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 07:44

Now I heard somewhere he was getting the military sendoff. May have been OAN, America's Voice or FN.

You simply can't trust the media, and to be honest you never could, always an agenda.

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2021 08:05 PM (K7/OQ)

416 no military send off is the worst he isn't badly off.




he may not want it

Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)

417 WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 08:05 PM (M8rln)

418
I think you forgot 1.Ra4 Qc8
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at January 16, 2021 07:54 PM (M8rln)
==========
Picky, picky ....

1. Ra4 QxR Threat is Rh3 mate
2. Rh3+ King moves to 4th Rank
3. Rh4 Qc8 Seems to protect a3
4. Rh3+ QxR it doesn't
5. Ra3+ Winning the Queen

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 08:06 PM (4LbHt)

419 re 393, what I was commenting was that after Qc8, white's only checking move is Ra3+, but then black can retreat carefully towards the a-column (carefully) or the h-column to prevent being pushed back to the 8th rank. And if white doesn't do a checking move, then it seems that black can initiate checking threats to break up white's checkmate threat. (or even Qc1# if white is careless)

Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 08:06 PM (WNmFu)

420 I try and not listen to any Democrat Propaganda Organization

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2021 08:07 PM (Cxk7w)

421 I wonder if all that military wasn't called in to protect Trump from the hysterical democrats from pulling any bullshit on him or his family.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2021 08:08 PM (+ya+t)

422 418, 1 ... Qc8 guards the h3 square, so if 2. Rh3+ black simply plays 2 ... Qxh3

Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 08:09 PM (WNmFu)

423 Captain Whitehead, CDC federal moratorium is until 1/31/2021. Print out the online form and give it to the landlord. Google your local governments special sessions for info on rent programs in your area. Many localities have programs that will help you get caught up. FYI, I own rentals.

Posted by: Lightning at January 16, 2021 08:10 PM (HnI4V)

424 Skip my understanding from local papers in Palm Beach is that Melania has been there for a few days. Rumor is that she and PDT are looking at houses in the area so they do not have to make Mar A Lago their continuous residence. The apartment there is only 2000 Sq ft. and they need somewhere for Barron to stay and SS also. I would guess they will end up in one of the mansions on the beach or intercostal. Not sure if they sold their island house they owned.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 16, 2021 08:10 PM (ms9Sg)

425 I'd steer clear of mecurochrome. Kind of stuff that damages body tissue more than attacking any infection in my layman opinion.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 08:13 PM (Aashi)

426

1. Ra4 Qc8 Threat is Rh3 mate
2. Rh3+ QxR
3. Ra3+ Winning the Queen

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 08:14 PM (4LbHt)

427 Silver has anti-fungal and anti-bacterial properties. Many here have heard of colloidal of silver. Be careful with that stuff. You could turn blue, or worse.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 16, 2021 08:16 PM (KAi1n)

428 Is there anything that Manchin wont support Biden on?

Posted by: Goatweed at January 16, 2021 08:17 PM (90fhE)

429 Be careful with that stuff. You could turn blue, or worse.

Sigh.

Posted by: The Smurfs at January 16, 2021 08:18 PM (W4eKo)

430 Promises were made.
Posted by: runner at January 16, 2021 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)

And sadly, we can count on GOPe promises being kept!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2021 08:21 PM (87oRe)

431 I have the money I need on hand now. I'm calling the landlord's voice mail to tell her I WILL be standing at her door with the check when she opens Monday morning.

I'm also going to ensure that I don't owe anything else.

Then, I'm going to begin looking into other places to move to when my lease expires.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Horde prayers get answered real quick, it seems? That's amazing!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 16, 2021 08:22 PM (OssQ4)

432 Captain Whitebread. I know its OK, but file on Monday? Here in CO I expect state and county offices are closed on the federal holidays.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 08:22 PM (Aashi)

433 Greetings:

Didn't I see that first chess guy in the Capitol videos.

Posted by: 11B40 at January 16, 2021 08:24 PM (evgyj)

434 Wife sez mon MLK day

Posted by: Butch at January 16, 2021 08:24 PM (gY8Ir)

435 Yup, I was wrong: skewer on the left, skewer on the right...

Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 08:26 PM (WNmFu)

436 Yup. CW they are yanking your chain with file on monday. Stupid of them.

Now. How much would it take to get you square?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 08:26 PM (Aashi)

437 432 Captain Whitebread. I know its OK, but file on Monday? Here in CO I expect state and county offices are closed on the federal holidays.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 08:22 PM (Aashi)


("coulda had a V8".gif)

Yeah, that's right!
Well, good for me, then.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Minister Of Silly Walks-Elect at January 16, 2021 08:28 PM (aommx)

438 "Forbes magazine editorial says don't hire Trump people."

new hotness, thou shalt do no business with any company or corporation that fires (or refuses to hire) "Trump People".


Cancel cards, close accounts, sell their stock. Find Trump Friendly business alternatives, let both the old and new companies know why you switched. Thus shall it so be.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2021 08:28 PM (Cus5s)

439 435 Yup, I was wrong: skewer on the left, skewer on the right...
Posted by: civil truth at January 16, 2021 08:26 PM (WNmFu)
============
My brain had the solution, but screwed up telling my fingers how to type it :-)

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 16, 2021 08:31 PM (4LbHt)

440 Cancel
cards, close accounts, sell their stock. Find Trump Friendly business
alternatives, let both the old and new companies know why you switched.
Thus shall it so be.


Posted by: illiniwek
Piss off 80 + MILLION consumers...helluva business plan.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 08:32 PM (r1z5A)

441 Dems are always wanting to raise capital gains taxes. Since WS, Forbes, Bloomberg and other assorted billionaires that live off capital gains vs salary have chosen to embrace the evil Dems I am going to push for this to happen next time it comes up. Screw them scaring me with "but it will raise taxes on your 401K, they'll ruin that somehow anyway."

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 08:33 PM (Aashi)

442 looks like some 5.56 FMJ ammo is available, but about $1 per round. How much was it before the "crisis", or whatever it is we are in? I can wait six months ... no big deal.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 16, 2021 08:34 PM (Cus5s)

443 looks
like some 5.56 FMJ ammo is available, but about $1 per round. How much
was it before the "crisis", or whatever it is we are in? I can wait six
months ... no big deal.


Posted by: illiniwek

Ummmmm, yeah, in 6 mos. it'll be delivered by the ATF, and they'll just need, "some information."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 16, 2021 08:40 PM (r1z5A)

444 Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 16, 2021 08:33

Agreed, f#ck these lefty billionaries. My personal retirement acct is in a Roth IRA, I could care if they tax capital gains. For now RothIRAs they can't touch any profit. Bet they go for them soon, may need to switch some stuff around.

Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2021 08:49 PM (K7/OQ)

445 For now RothIRAs they can't touch any profit. Bet they go for them soon, may need to switch some stuff around.
Posted by: Farmer at January 16, 2021 08:49 PM (K7/OQ)


Tax law be flexible, yo!

Posted by: SCCJ John "Compromised" Robberts at January 16, 2021 08:59 PM (87oRe)

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Posted by: Charles at January 16, 2021 10:40 PM (baxhz)

447
An engorging tale..did dr BUBA tell you the average erect penis is 14inches and he used mm's on you?

Posted by: Saf at January 17, 2021 07:49 AM (5IHGB)

448 Hi everyone!

Am I missing something but in the Advanced board layout, where are the 2 queens? The FEN is:

4R3/3q4/8/4n1r1/8/4k2Q/7K/8 b - - 0 1

Where is the black Q and the white Q? Sorry in advance if I'm missing something obvious.

Posted by: Jerzy Sobon at January 17, 2021 09:08 AM (gxRWI)

449 OK, gang, I have to make a serious decision, and I'd like some input before I finalize it. (Yeah, I know -- seriousness from the Horde? But one can still hope.)

OK, !'m 77, and several years ago I had a stroke that hit the visual part of my brain. I am fine to the right, but have little or no peripheral vision to the left. That wasn't too significant until my husband died, because he did all the driving. But now I'm thinking it might be best to give up my driver's license, despite the loss of freedom.

This town has a couple of taxi services, and my youngest sister seems willing to take me anywhere I want to go. I don't want to be a burden on her, but I also don't want to be a hazard to anyone on the road around me.

Opinions, my fellow Morons?

Posted by: empire 1 at January 20, 2021 02:22 PM (JJatH)

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