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As Fox News' Ratings Fall Below Those of Disney's "Pedophile Picnic" and Bravo's "AIDS Roadshow," It Leaks Word That It Might Fire Its CEO

I don't think this is real.

Oh, they might fire her.

But I feel Fox creating a narrative that this one person was the Big Problem, so that they can avoid getting rid of Paul Ryan, Bill Sammon, Chris Wallace, Sandra Smith, Neil Cavuto, and Chris Stirewalt.

To name just a few of the diehard Democrats and Democrat-allied corporatists that need to go.

By the way: Don't overlook Bill Sammon, just because he's not on the air. He controls -- and censors -- Fox News hosts and reporters. He's head of Fox News' DC "news" bureau, I think, and therefore is the Censorship Czar for all political stories.

He's the tumor you don't see, but which is killing the body.

But here's your sacrificial lamb.

So don't fall for the bait. Even if they can her, they have not done even 1% of what they need to do to rebuild trust.

Still, it's a pretty good LOL that they had to put this story out, huh?

Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott's Job Is in Jeopardy, Insiders Say


Amid sagging ratings, Rupert Murdoch has taken a more hands-on role at Fox, perhaps portending the end of the road for the network's CEO since 2018.

...

Amid ongoing ratings struggles, Fox News CEO Suzanne Scott and President Jay Wallace are fighting for their jobs as their boss Rupert Murdoch has swooped in to take a more hands-on role at the network in recent days, multiple network insiders told The Daily Beast.

In fact, according to six people familiar with the situation, Scott's days at Fox News may shortly be coming to an end, following a tumultuous few months in which the conservative cable news giant’s ratings have sagged following the November election....

In response to a request for comment for this story, a Fox Corporation spokesperson said, "Your premise is wrong. It is wishful thinking by our competitors." But when pressed for a statement of support for Scott from Fox CEO Lachlan Murdoch, none was forthcoming.

Yeah, so here's who they're thinking of making the new CEO: David Rhodes of CBS and Bloomberg, brother of Obama "mind-meld" buttboy Ben Rhodes.

They claim he's "libertarian" and "more conservative" than his gonzo-progressive lunatic brother. Well, thank God for small favors, huh?

Heckuva job, Lachey.

So you know, Fox is suuuuuuuper serious you guys about repairing its reputation with conservatives.

You guys seriously they're so serious about winning you back you don't even know how serious they are you guys.

You guys?

You guys?

Notice is Hereby Served to the GOP

Think we'll just keep eating the endless series of Shit Sandwiches you serve up for us?

Look at Fox.

Last warning. BEYOND the Last warning. We will eat your Shit sandwiches no more. We are not just ready to walk, but eager to walk.

Posted by: Ace at 05:24 PM




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1
Winning?

Posted by: Beijing Biden at January 15, 2021 05:23 PM (LilNs)

2 What? Fire someone for failure? Do we do that anymore?

Posted by: Catherine at January 15, 2021 05:23 PM (jM3lJ)

3 I'll be there for election night insights you won't want to miss!

Posted by: Frank Luntz's ridiculous hair piece at January 15, 2021 05:24 PM (vN+oL)

4 I guess they heard the Fox News audience was pro-Israel.

Even then, the Rhodes family loves Iran so much they may as well convert.

Posted by: trev006 at January 15, 2021 05:24 PM (jpsJS)

5 But I feel Fox creating a narrative that this one person was the Big Problem, so that they can avoid getting rid of Paul Ryan, Bill Sammon, Chris Wallace, Sandra Smith, Neil Cavuto, and Chris Stirewalt.

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Someone has to be sacrificed so that they can save face while scrapping their new wokesness.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 05:25 PM (hpVf/)

6 Does Tater still obsessively hate, now that it's failing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 05:26 PM (lgiXo)

7 I wouldn't watch Fox for a million bucks, my ethics aren't for sale.

Posted by: Rose at January 15, 2021 05:26 PM (f/Wek)

8 James O'Keefe is a better choice. Or even (if you are choosing women) a Democrat like MeAgain. At least she has the balls to tell the journalism profession to fuck off, like she did yesterday on twatter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 15, 2021 05:27 PM (gkHkW)

9 Everybody at Fox with the possible exception of Dobbs and Bartiromo have agreed not to mention the most important news story of our lives in exchange for keeping their paychecks.

It is our moral and patriotic duty to wreck Fox "News".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 15, 2021 05:27 PM (Ndje9)

10 Fox Snooz was always tabloid from the flag in the corner to the celebrity and missing little white girl stories to the leggy tarted up news reader girls. Now its tabloid without an audience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

11 I agree with those that think Dominion was just a side show. The Zuckerberg stop and steal in the middle of the night is the big fish. His wonks ran the numbers and found out the margin of fraud was insufficient to beat Trump.

Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2021 05:27 PM (Hucnr)

12
Someone has to be sacrificed so that they can save face while scrapping their new wokesness.
Posted by: President Elect Decaf

Scrapping their wokestness...
Not going to be accepted anyway.
They toasted their network.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 15, 2021 05:27 PM (gtatv)

13 By the way: Don't overlook Bill Sammon, just because he's not on the air. He controls -- and censors -- Fox News hosts and reporters. He's head of Fox News' DC "news" bureau, I think, and therefore is the Censorship Czar for all political stories.

He's the tumor you don't see, but which is killing the body.

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He may be the tumor but the surgeon, Rupert, is not going to cut. Fox is more likely being sacrificed to immunise Murdochs from the new regime.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (hpVf/)

14
I'll take over that whorehouse network and get it to be number one with a bullet in less than a month.

Or someone else's money back, guaranteed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (s2VJv)

15 Yeah, so here's who they're thinking of making the new CEO: David Rhodes of CBS and Bloomberg, brother of Obama "mind-meld" buttboy Ben Rhodes.

You know what's really great about our leftwing meritocracy? No nepotism! Everyone has to sing or swim or their own ability...not just leveraging family relationships like some feudal elite.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (qlFIA)

16 I'm glad I sold my Disney stock a while back. I don't think I have any "Get Woke, Go Broke" stocks left.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (cCxiu)

17 Scribbling On The Men's Room Walls > Fox "News"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (R/m4+)

18 Rhodes, huh?

Interesting that the carousel of people is very small, and they are all related to each other

Q doesn't seem so crazy, does it?

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (AwPyG)

19 TASS Does AS TASS Does
"Nancy Neurosis"

Posted by: Jack Mehoff at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (uSdpa)

20 top 61

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (UPoLF)

21 mind meld butt boy .... frilliant

should be used as example in standard English classes for example of alliteration

infil this into Zhou Bai-Den's teleprompter
national gigglefest ensues

Posted by: Eric Blair at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (jneVz)

22 Fox who?

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at January 15, 2021 05:29 PM (W4eKo)

23 15 Yeah, so here's who they're thinking of making the new CEO: David Rhodes of CBS and Bloomberg, brother of Obama "mind-meld" buttboy Ben Rhodes.

You know what's really great about our leftwing meritocracy? No nepotism! Everyone has to sing or swim or their own ability...not just leveraging family relationships like some feudal elite.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2021 05:28 PM (qlFIA)


You want Barbara.
You'd settle for Cecil.
You'll get Ben or Dover.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:29 PM (s2VJv)

24
But I feel Fox creating a narrative that this one person was the Big Problem

----

I thought the problem was the Murdoch progeny and their longing to get invited to the good parties.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2021 05:29 PM (xku86)

25 They can fire her. They can fire the other people you mentioned. They can publicly purge all of their politically-connected corporate insiders and bring in Steve Bannon and other fire-breathing reformers.

They can do all of that or none of that, and it won't change the outcome one iota. They killed their brand.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2021 05:29 PM (UZVEt)

26 What is this "Fox News" you speak of?

You don't always get to see an enemy destroy themselves, but when you do, it's glorious.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 05:29 PM (Rvt88)

27 There is literally nothing that Fox can do to save this. They are going to be a 3rd rate cable news show no matter what.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

28 The job of a news station under Tyrant Xiden isn't to cover the stories the powerful don't want covered. It isn't even to get eyeballs.

It is to tongue bathe Xiden's taint.


So...brother of Obama's consigliere? Sounds about right.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2021 05:29 PM (qlFIA)

29 @14

And you totally could, JJ. The formula is not hard to understand which is why no one is allowed to even try it

Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 05:30 PM (AwPyG)

30 So do they share the same focus groups with the GoPe who also "figure people will just come back, because what else or they going to do" missing out on the option that at some point one can be done trying to drag the corpse of the lesser evil over the finish line, and feeling betrayed is one of those emotions that can just serve any relationship and remove the sense that the betrayer is "the lesser evil."

Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 05:30 PM (Ojki1)

31 Isn't this the CEO who has apparently no track record, anywhere, for anything?

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2021 05:30 PM (786Ro)

32 Does FOX have a war room? If not, maybe they could set up an on-air war room.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 15, 2021 05:30 PM (ch6++)

33 Fox lamed is still the boogeyman to the rest of the news, because of Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham. Only Tucker is watchable, and I don't even watch him.

Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2021 05:30 PM (DzhEB)

34 Since we are about to witness the installation of a U.S. Government by forces other than a legitimate vote of living United States citizens of voting age each having no more than one vote, I shall be referring to the installed government as the Vichy U.S. Government. I shall also be referring to the scum being installed, appointed, or otherwise placed or retained in power by nicknames such as Philippe Pétain and Pierre Laval.
I may choose to add references to other traitors and regimes as we go along.
What I will never do is refer to any of these evil collaborators by any job title or honorific I previously associated with what is now the former government of the U.S. The republic is dead, and all respect for the republic died with it.
May they all eat their own feces and die.

Posted by: jc at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (PuMKG)

35 They can do all of that or none of that, and it won't change the outcome one iota. They killed their brand.

Yeah the only thing that made them valid as a news presence was a different perspective on big stories. Without that they're just another CNN or MSNBC or a hundred other news outfits. They have no niche.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

36 I won't come back.to.Fox unless they bring on O'KEEFE as an anchor

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (Xih1H)

37 7 I wouldn't watch Fox for a million bucks, my ethics aren't for sale.
Posted by: Rose at January 15, 2021 05:26 PM (f/Wek)

I'd watch for a million dollars. I can mock the whole time, not do anything they want and also help drain their coffers.

Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (Ojki1)

38 Fire Stirewalt and Mishkin, Wallace and Cavuto, Sammon and MacCallum. Fire Sandra Smith and Dana Perino. Fire all of them, and especially the staffers who back them up. Bring some showmanship back to Fox and maybe I'll watch. Maybe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (gkHkW)

39
TV was already a vast wasteland before they murdered Roger Alles.

Since calling Arizona for General Tso Bai-Din, it's in another dimension of gornisht.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (s2VJv)

40 "following a tumultuous few months in which the conservative cable news giant..."

It's funny that anybody still thinks this.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (SVRfQ)

41 And honestly under Xiden why do I need a news network?


The government will let me know what my new obligations are as a newly enserfed peasant.


Why the f*ck should I care about what the various nobles in the government have to say to each other?


Posted by: 18-1 at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (qlFIA)

42 >>Yeah, so here's who they're thinking of making the new CEO: David Rhodes of CBS and Bloomberg, brother of Obama "mind-meld" buttboy Ben Rhodes.

Yes, I was thinking to myself "you know who are underrepresented in the media these days? Members of the Washington peerage. We need more of them."

So yes, Ben Rhodes' brother sounds like the most qualified person in the country to run Fox News. For sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (UPoLF)

43 If you guys dress Brit Hume like the gimp and walk him around on a leash in downtown Harlem with a sandwich board that says...

Nah, still not worth it.
But, you can always try! No harm in trying!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (L8ADy)

44 31 Isn't this the CEO who has apparently no track record, anywhere, for anything?
Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2021 05:30 PM (786Ro)


This describes virtually all of academia as well as politicians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (s2VJv)

45 Yeah, so here's who they're thinking of making the new CEO: David Rhodes of CBS and Bloomberg, brother of Obama "mind-meld" buttboy Ben Rhodes.

----------------

Yep, this is about getting into Obama's good graces. Let's not pretend that Biden is making any decisions, this is Obama's third term.

Funny how Obama seems to be following Putin's playbook. Watch for changes to the rule about two presidential terms.

Obama was signalling Putin about his flexibility after the election, we just didn't know which election.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (hpVf/)

46
Laura Ingram=sellout, really not a fan

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (r4bSV)

47
I thought the problem was the Murdoch progeny and their longing to get invited to the good parties.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2021 05:29 PM (xku86)

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Or maybe it's a consequence of getting invited to the good parties -- the ones with enslaved children and hidden cameras.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (xku86)

48 hey guys, we got rid of the bitch who shit in the ice cream maker. c'mon back and have a hot fudge sundae

Posted by: x at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (0tE/i)

49 FOX news channel has become like one of those baseball franchises that keeps changing managers every year, but not anyone in the front office, yet still remains a loser.

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (786Ro)

50 Ditched them when they hired that cheating bitch Brazile

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (Cxk7w)

51 Cable news is a dumpster fire, and it can dwindle into nothing for all I care.

And then, when it's a dead format nobody uses anymore, some Rush Limbaugh of TV will take over when they least expect it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 05:33 PM (P3rIL)

52 Heh. Ben Rhodes.

That's a joke, right?

Posted by: golfman at January 15, 2021 05:33 PM (hOMhY)

53
The only thing on left on Fix'd News is TuCa. And he has been on and off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:33 PM (s2VJv)

54 Eh, firing the CEO is like firing a head coach, easier than getting rid of the team.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 05:33 PM (Cxk7w)

55 Never forget
Never Forgive
Never Return



Let the Corpse of Fox News make the statement.

Posted by: Just A Guy at January 15, 2021 05:33 PM (dDlo8)

56 "It Leaks Word That It Might Fire Its CEO"

Fire the entire company, because that's what it's going to take.

Not going back even if they hire the Trump family to run it and be their primetime faces. Not happening. They'll know corporate "sincerity" lasts until the rubes fall back in line. And, fortunately, the rubes know it too. It'll be just another feint EXACTLY like the GOPe.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 15, 2021 05:34 PM (HhXSr)

57 52 Heh. Ben Rhodes.

That's a joke, right?
Posted by: golfman at January 15, 2021 05:33 PM (hOMhY)


Why laugh? They hired Donna Brazile.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:34 PM (s2VJv)

58 Or maybe it's a consequence of getting invited to the good parties -- the ones with enslaved children and hidden cameras.

Hey everybody, don't forget your good friend who always hooked you up.


Wait...is that the guards snoring? And why did the red light on the cameras go out?

And...Hillary? What are you doing here?


Posted by: Ghislane Maxwell at January 15, 2021 05:34 PM (qlFIA)

59 PUPPET SHOW
and

Fox News

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 15, 2021 05:34 PM (Geoni)

60 Focks News?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 15, 2021 05:34 PM (C1NyB)

61 This describes virtually all of academia as well as politicians.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (s2VJv)

Empty suits and meaningless credentials awarded by a groupthink-addled myopic circlejerk.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 05:34 PM (P3rIL)

62 possibly biggest story of the new century except maybe 9/11 was out in the open, shut down counting in like 6 states, vote fraud in 2020



FNC says spffffffffffffftttttt to you news consumer

may bankruptcy court not be a friend, they chose to do this

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 15, 2021 05:35 PM (r4bSV)

63 Are there ANY red-meat, raw dog, right wing, gun-toting, woman-fucking, America-loving men that Fox COULD hire, even if they wanted to?

The press is poison at this point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 15, 2021 05:35 PM (uxJPn)

64 59 PUPPET SHOW
and

Fox News
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 15, 2021 05:34 PM (Geoni)



Kukla Klux Klan, Fran and Ollie?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:35 PM (s2VJv)

65 They're just that damn good.

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2021 05:35 PM (786Ro)

66 Sefton for CEO!

But, a word to the wise Fox: Up your sexual harassment insurance cover, because his new "advisor" doesn't just want to build extra shelves in his office, he will be watching busty lesbian porn in there too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 15, 2021 05:35 PM (gkHkW)

67 feeling betrayed is one of those emotions that can just serve any
relationship and remove the sense that the betrayer is "the lesser
evil."

The GOPe is no longer the lesser evil. The GOPe is dead to me and henceforth shall be known as "The Evil Dead".

Posted by: Ash Williams, at S Mart at January 15, 2021 05:36 PM (cCxiu)

68 61 This describes virtually all of academia as well as politicians.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:32 PM (s2VJv)

Empty suits and meaningless credentials awarded by a groupthink-addled myopic circlejerk.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 05:34 PM (P3rIL)


Like Idi Amin's medal and ribbon festooned uniform.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:36 PM (s2VJv)

69 Just like Fox to abuse it's women employees. -- #MeToo

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 05:36 PM (2DOZq)

70 And thanks, Ace, for the 'everything is broken' link. I'd ignored it earlier but your rec made me read it.

Pretty good stuff.

Author of the piece sounds like a drama queen I wouldn't want to fuck with another moron's dick, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 15, 2021 05:36 PM (uxJPn)

71 Remember everyone there was NO fraud in election 2020 and anyone calling into question the results is a literal NAZI who should be shot in the neck.


And here to talk about how the 2016 election was stolen, Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Next on FOX at January 15, 2021 05:36 PM (qlFIA)

72 66 Sefton for CEO!

But, a word to the wise Fox: Up your sexual harassment insurance cover, because his new "advisor" doesn't just want to build extra shelves in his office, he will be watching busty lesbian porn in there too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 15, 2021 05:35 PM (gkHkW)


I'd only hit on Patti Anne Browne so send her to the Jakarta bureau.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:36 PM (s2VJv)

73 They are going to make Fox flat.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2021 05:37 PM (CZm2G)

74 Like Idi Amin's medal and ribbon festooned uniform.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:36 PM (s2VJv)

Exactly.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 05:37 PM (P3rIL)

75 Ethical Dilema - Chris Stirewalt and Frank Luntz are drowning. You MUST save one.

Discuss !!!

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 05:37 PM (EjQ00)

76 I want it to be known that I have no affiliation with Fox News, and I never have.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at January 15, 2021 05:37 PM (UZVEt)

77 There's definitely blood in the water at Fox News, sweet, delicious blood.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 15, 2021 05:37 PM (LBf6o)

78 Maybe they can just sell to China. I'm sure that China would love their own news outlet in the USA. Besides CNN. And MSNBC. And ABC. And CBS. And PBS. And the NYT, WaPo...

Maybe they can just sell to Uganda. I'm sure that Uganda would love their own news outlet in the USA.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 05:38 PM (L8ADy)

79 By clown world standards I am impressed the Rhodes bro would start planting reliably sourced report that he's candidate for next Fox CEO. That is a worthy plot "twist"

Posted by: Swamposphere at January 15, 2021 05:38 PM (6VCiI)

80 One of the (rare) good decisions I have made in life was to completely extricate myself from all forms of mainstream media. It's been nearly a decade and I have zero regrets.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 05:38 PM (W4eKo)

81 The only thing on left on Fix'd News is TuCa. And he has been on and off.

I watch maybe a few times a week. Other than that I haven't watched Fox since March. I will admit when I worked I enjoyed having Fox and Friends on in the background as I got ready for work. Once everyone went covid crazy I lost interest.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2021 05:38 PM (nxdel)

82 Maybe Murdock can fire himself and his family...

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 05:38 PM (7l4Sy)

83 You think I would have learned not to listen to my boys after they convinced me to buy MySpace.

Posted by: Rupert Murduch at January 15, 2021 05:38 PM (nyQyG)

84 "Amid sagging ratings"

"Sagging". Yes, and Space Shuttle Challenger had a "glitch".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 15, 2021 05:39 PM (HhXSr)

85 My theory: Dominion set up their machines to be manipulated by outsiders who then did so. Dominion says "proprietary stay out!"and the SoS say "done deal".

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 15, 2021 05:39 PM (4vNgL)

86 73 They are going to make Fox flat.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2021 05:37 PM (CZm2G)


I actually met Roger Ailes well over 30 years ago when he was in public relations, IIRC. Had I known then what I know now, it would be me on the air instead of Hannity.

Oh well. In some other universe...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:39 PM (s2VJv)

87 David Rhodes, who would not use Sharly Atkisson's many stories critical of the Obama administration?
That guy is Livertarian??

That's funny.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 05:39 PM (bDqIh)

88
Molly Line

Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2021 05:39 PM (CZm2G)

89 Ethical Dilema - Chris Stirewalt and Frank Luntz are drowning. You MUST save one.

Discuss !!!
Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 05:37 PM (EjQ00)
++++
Drink brandy while pretending to analyze the situation and then write "on the other hand" essays for publication in unread online forums until enough time passes that the question is obviated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (UZVEt)

90 54 Eh, firing the CEO is like firing a head coach, easier than getting rid of the team.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 05:33 PM (Cxk7w)

I know several people who work at Fox News (no one of any importance). But every single one of them are super liberal and in their 20's and 30's, and wince when they tell you where they work and make sure to make it clear they have no control over the opinion hosts, and they just needed a job, and ...

I mean, what do you expect to find in NYC? CNN, being in Atlanta, would have a much better chance at not being completely full of liberals.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (UPoLF)

91 It's been nearly a decade and I have zero regrets.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 05:38 PM (W4eKo)


The day JJ started putting together links - I dropped most everything else. Just surfing them is sufficient.

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (EjQ00)

92 "Amid sagging ratings"

"Sagging". Yes, and Space Shuttle Challenger had a "glitch".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 15, 2021 05:39 PM (HhXSr)

Nancy Pelosi is going to work for Fox "News"?.....

Motorboat time! Brrrrrrrrrrrp!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)

93 Roger Ailes is dead and I'm not feeling too goo myself.

Posted by: FNC at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (yQpMk)

94 >>I actually met Roger Ailes well over 30 years ago when he was in public relations, IIRC. Had I known then what I know now, it would be me on the air instead of Hannity.

Oh well. In some other universe...



You, sir, are a Great American!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (bDqIh)

95 If you had on Sid The Cursing Rabbit from The Craig Ferguson show, yeah maybe. JJ, could you work that in?

Posted by: turambar at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (Gylu/)

96 Nope.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (e0Msj)

97 Kukla Klux Klan, Fran and Ollie?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:35 PM (s2VJv)

You reminded me that Punch and Judy was very much connected to this morning's artist, Tiepolo. Never had an opening to bring it up.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (2DOZq)

98 Cutting the MSM cord is a refreshing thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (CZm2G)

99
Motorboat time! Brrrrrrrrrrrp!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (R/m4+)

----

Your face is what, down at her knees?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2021 05:41 PM (xku86)

100 Fox has boxed itself into a no-win situation. They'll be bought out by Amazon by December.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot - It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at January 15, 2021 05:42 PM (gAXBD)

101 Fox should replace Cavuto with Maria Bartromo, Judge Jeanine, Mark Levin, Steve Hilton, Jessie Watters or Pete Hegseth.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 05:42 PM (NpAcC)

102 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 05:42 PM (arJlL)

103 The day JJ started putting together links - I dropped most everything else. Just surfing them is sufficient.

I rarely miss a morning review of The Report.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 05:42 PM (W4eKo)

104 You know what might save FOX and differentiate themselves in the market?

Simply strive to become neutral?

I mean that would probably be at least interesting for a little while.

And stop with the fucking, BREAKING, stingers.

Shit, everything cannot be BREAKING!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2021 05:42 PM (vqU+L)

105 Talked about this a couple months ago.

She is a non entity online, almost NOTHING is known about her. Total Social Media blackout, people have looked.

She was brought in as CEO by Lachlan Murdoch, and has overseen the Left shift of Fox.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2021 05:42 PM (oHd/0)

106 Watch Fox News this week as all our talking heads will be topless, Cavuto, Wallace, Baier, the whole lot.

Posted by: Bill Sammon at January 15, 2021 05:42 PM (LBf6o)

107 So you know, Fox is suuuuuuuper serious you guys about repairing its reputation with conservatives.

By firing someone who folks that just watched the shows have never heard of.

Posted by: Methos at January 15, 2021 05:43 PM (kOpft)

108 I went into a back spasm yesterday
Now after a bunch of pain killers and a martini, I'm feeling less pain.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 05:43 PM (lgiXo)

109 Murdock 'swooping in to take charge' cracks me up. His 'swooping' days are over.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:43 PM (Dz5W3)

110 Why any company that was used by Venezuela for their sham election would be allowed to be used in the USA is beyond my understanding.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 05:43 PM (2DOZq)

111 Charles Barkley thinks professional athletes should be among the first to receive the COVID-19 vaccine because they pay more in taxes - an idea that many on social media say is just turrible.



he does have a point

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 15, 2021 05:43 PM (r4bSV)

112 They're just angling for that airport gig.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 15, 2021 05:44 PM (e0Msj)

113 Time for a drink

Posted by: Braenyard at January 15, 2021 05:44 PM (CZm2G)

114
NFL, MLB, NBA, NASCAR, GILLETTE: No one can destroy themselves faster than we can!

Fox News: Hold my beer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 05:44 PM (kTF2Z)

115 Fox News is the Dallas Cowboys of cable networks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

116 I went into a back spasm yesterday
Now after a bunch of pain killers and a martini, I'm feeling less pain.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 05:43 PM (lgiXo)


Did you not come here for Emergency Medicine advice? You'd Be totally cured by now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:44 PM (Dz5W3)

117 102 hiya
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 05:42 PM (arJlL)

Hey JT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 15, 2021 05:44 PM (uxJPn)

118 @111

He can have my dose, I will never take the vaccine.

If you take the vaccine then the deep state has won.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2021 05:45 PM (vqU+L)

119 "Last Warning?"


My last warning was given to the GOP in November.


Fuck you. War.

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 15, 2021 05:45 PM (Nqq7o)

120 89 Ethical Dilema - Chris Stirewalt and Frank Luntz are drowning. You MUST save one.

Discuss !!!
Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 05:37 PM (EjQ00)
++++
Drink brandy while pretending to analyze the situation and then write "on the other hand" essays for publication in unread online forums until enough time passes that the question is obviated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 15, 2021 05:40 PM (UZVEt)

Appoint a Blue Ribbon Panel Commission to investigate, then turn over the report the Inspector General, then turn THAT over to Durham.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2021 05:45 PM (oHd/0)

121 What, Donna Brazile isn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at January 15, 2021 05:45 PM (1oaFs)

122 115 Fox News is the Dallas Cowboys of cable networks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

No cheerleaders. No Mexican weather girls, even.

Advantage Cowboys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 15, 2021 05:45 PM (uxJPn)

123 111 Charles Barkley thinks professional athletes should be among the first to receive the COVID-19 vaccine because they pay more in taxes - an idea that many on social media say is just turrible.

he does have a point
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 15, 2021 05:43 PM (r4bSV)

Professional athletes probably pay the most taxes of anyone (proportionate to their income) in America.

Because they have to pay regular income tax on their entire income. PLUS their "earning window" is usually pretty small. Most "retire" in their 30's. So -- yeah, they do get screwed. And yet, they mostly vote D, so ... shrug.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 05:45 PM (UPoLF)

124 *flushes Shit Sandwich down the toilet*

Posted by: pookysgirl, hoping the septic tank survives at January 15, 2021 05:45 PM (XKZwp)

125 Charles Barkley thinks professional athletes should be among the first to receive the COVID-19 vaccine because they pay more in taxes - an idea that many on social media say is just turrible.


They also pay the most child support. What's your point Charlie?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (2DOZq)

126 Like Idi Amin's medal and ribbon festooned uniform.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

But, but, but, look at what *obama put on *biden's shelf.
The "Presidential Medal of Freedom with Distinction"

Talk about cheapening a Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (gtatv)

127 Oh sure, just fire the girl!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (63Dwl)

128 Charles, get over here. It's time for your taxes and your shot.

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (W4eKo)

129 Ethical Dilema - Chris Stirewalt and Frank Luntz are drowning. You MUST save one.

Discuss !!!
Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 05:37 PM



Summon my pet great white shark. Let one of the guys drown, let Jaws have the other, so technically he didn't drown.

Winning!

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (786Ro)

130 FNC. The biggest success story since New Coke. We did it!

Posted by: Valiant at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (3MiF8)

131 Oh well. In some other universe...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:39 PM (s2VJv)

Maybe your universe is forming as we speak!

Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (7l4Sy)

132 Marie Harf, Donna Brazile. Yeah, I am sure Fox is going to come back from this. Hire a Rhoades. Yeah, boys. That will do it. Super duper libertarian.

Posted by: turambar at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (Gylu/)

133 We need some strong old times rock ribbed Republicans in here to save our hash. Get me Olympia Snowe! Get me Eric Cantor! Get me John Boehner! Somebody find out if Bob Dole is still alive!

Posted by: Son of a Murdoch at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (hI2qz)

134
Fox is a disgraced name. It doesn't matter what changes they make. The disgraced name makes it all a waste of time. If you have greatly improved the quality of your corn flakes, but it's still called Dogshit Brand Cornflakes, nobody's going to buy the product.

Fox needs to fake its own death and emerge under a new identity elsewhere.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (xku86)

135 Notice is Hereby Served to the GOP

Think we'll just keep eating the endless series of Shit Sandwiches you serve up for us?

Look at Fox.

Last warning. BEYOND the Last warning. We will eat your Shit sandwiches no more. We are not just ready to walk, but eager to walk.

Posted by: Ace at 05:24 PM

I'll add one more thing.
Some of us have already walked.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (z79tQ)

136 LOLGF. Lachlan wants his tony liberal friends to like him. They have no interest in seeing Fox successful.

Posted by: Ace Feltcher at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (ts6Zs)

137 Trump for CEO.

Posted by: I guess I'll say it at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (5mEzs)

138 We need some strong old times rock ribbed Republicans in here to save our hash. Get me Olympia Snowe! Get me Eric Cantor! Get me John Boehner! Somebody find out if Bob Dole is still alive!
Posted by: Son of a Murdoch at January 15, 2021 05:46 PM (hI2qz)

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb! at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (R/m4+)

139 Eager to walk? I'm enjoying the memory of having walked already. This week, Wednesday, I think it was, as the impeachment vote was happening, I had a call from an RNC fundraiser who asked for my support. I politely told her that I was so disappointed with the Republican Party that I could not foresee ever supporting it in any way again. Neither with dollars nor votes. I was not very surprised that she did not ask me why that was. I suspect most, if not all, the calls she'd made that day had gone no better for her.

Posted by: Paul, just this guy, you know? at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (+SKqr)

140 Time will tell. People get bored and go back to their old ways without a thought otherwise. My wife and I have "cut the cord" and haven't watched anything on cable since the election. I don't miss it. But I could see myself mindlessly flipping on the remote to FUX out of habit... presuming I had cable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (3H9h1)

141 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 05:45 PM (UPoLF)

Pro Athletes get screwed ? Put down the crack pipe.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (2DOZq)

142 The Tennis playing williams sisters asked clinton to lower their taxes a way long time ago

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (r4bSV)

143 Did you not come here for Emergency Medicine advice? You'd Be totally cured by now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:44 PM (Dz5W3)

---------

Not sure hot iron and tampons would work on abc spasms though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (kTF2Z)

144 I wanna be festooned too. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot - It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at January 15, 2021 05:48 PM (gAXBD)

145
Healthy people getting vaccinated for a strain of the flu? That's just dumb.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 05:48 PM (/UFpF)

146 Fox needs to fake its own death


for the insurance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 05:48 PM (yQpMk)

147 PUPPET SHOW
and

Fox News
Posted by: Landofskybluewater

Hello, Cleveland!

Posted by: Rupert Murduch at January 15, 2021 05:48 PM (nyQyG)

148 I have not been commenting because, frankly, I fear our future. I did want to pop in and tell you of a small act of defiance that I have been perpetrating. I have been using the postage stamps that picture an American flag, and since the "election" every time I mail a check to pay a bill I put the stamp on upside down. Wouldn't it be nice if millions of people started to do that? One can dream.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 15, 2021 05:48 PM (/uaBM)

149 The day JJ started putting together links - I dropped most everything else. Just surfing them is sufficient.

I rarely miss a morning review of The Report.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 05:42 PM



Well yeah but JJS ought to show us a bit more leg.

Posted by: Hands at January 15, 2021 05:49 PM (786Ro)

150 How to fix Fox, for Rupert Murdoch, if any of your people read this:

You may keep the camera men, technicians, grips, gaffers, makeup people, etc.

All on-air talent is to be fired.
Everyone in a decisionmaking role is to be fired.

You, personally, should face the camera, apologize to your viewers and shareholders for your management failure, and introduce the new lineup while telling us who they are, who they've worked for, and why we should give them even an iota of trust.

Then send me a million dollars, because this is top shelf advice and might be the only thing to save your news empire from the zealots that have driven it into the ground.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (P3rIL)

151 The Tennis playing williams sisters asked clinton to lower their taxes a way long time ago

Ah told 'em everythin' comes with a price, girls. Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (W4eKo)

152 after they allowed a presidential election and at least two senate seats to be stolen, the GOPe can vote for itself in Georgia as i will no longer be voting for them.
The sooner kemp and turdensburger scurry off to beijing the better.

Posted by: Nora at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (nyQyG)

153 My last warning was given to the GOP in November.


Fuck you. War.
Posted by: Sam In VA at January 15, 2021 05:45 PM (Nqq7o)

Word. People offering warnings now kinda look like bitches. Smiling and saying what a great idea that is might actually be better. It's the same reason no one offered a warning before the Red Wedding.

Why anyone is willing to be in the same city as Tom Hanks and Joe Biden if they believe America is facing a QAnon insurrection, I'll never know.

Posted by: trev006 at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (jpsJS)

154 Vulpes delenda est!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (tkyK5)

155 Pro Athletes get screwed ? Put down the crack pipe.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (2DOZq)

Well, think about it. Assuming you're not Tom Brady, you work your ass off your entire life to get in to the NFL at 21. You make $5 million a year, and lose half (or more, depending on the state) to government. You tear your ACL, and you end up retiring after 4 or 5 years.

Now you're in your mid to late 20's, no skills outside of sports, and you probably weren't prudent enough to save most of your income so you could live a normalish life and not have to worry about working. That kind of sucks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (UPoLF)

156 I won't come back.to.Fox unless they bring on O'KEEFE as an anchor
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (Xih1H)

No. As Head of the News Department.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (eoQWY)

157 Proofread, Duke, proofread. Dumbass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (kTF2Z)

158 Fox: "You found me beautiful once..."

Me: "Honey, you got reeeal ugly!:

Posted by: Ash at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (ts6Zs)

159 Not sure hot iron and tampons would work on abc spasms though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (kTF2Z)

A duct tape back brace and hitting himself on the head with a hammer would have taken his mind off the back pain. And well... The Rack.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (Dz5W3)

160 No.

We WALKED. Not coming back.

Posted by: fomsg at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (R9VeO)

161 Last warning. BEYOND the Last warning. We will eat your Shit sandwiches no more.




It's wafer thin.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

162 Reading in the last thread about AT's folding to Dominion, I though: wait! Did Dominion also get AT to shut down comments??!

That's one powerful company!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (OssQ4)

163 MSM will edit Ace's post to claim it said "we will eat your shit sandwiches"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (h1jJh)

164 89 Ethical Dilema - Chris Stirewalt and Frank Luntz are drowning. You MUST save one.
Discuss !!!
Posted by: Pierre
Do I have a harpoon cannon or just a gaff hook?

Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (hI2qz)

165 The people have spoken. Stirewalt, Luntz - you're both fvcked. And not in the good way.

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (EjQ00)

166 Hey JT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021)

Hiya !

Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (arJlL)

167 I really do hope conservatives will remember who the phonies and traitors are, but it will take diligence, because it will be easier for them to hide and LARP once Trump isn't there to make their mouths foam.

Posted by: Kensington at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (rtokl)

168 156 I won't come back.to.Fox unless they bring on O'KEEFE as an anchor
Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (Xih1H)

No. As Head of the News Department.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (eoQWY)

Milo on the 5?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (oHd/0)

169 I don't know how any of this works anymore, but if you're talking about "sending a message" that you aren't going to take it anymore, the best way to do that might be a bloodbath election in '22.

By all accounts, R Party should smash through with massive victories at that time, taking control of both Houses.

That's how it's supposed to work.

But what if it doesn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (oQ94s)

170 Proofread, Duke, proofread. Dumbass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (kTF2Z)


I thought someone had called you a Dumbass and I already had my brass knuckles on.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (Dz5W3)

171 New plan to boost ratings: Wallace, Stirewalt, et. al., fight to the death to see who gets to stay on the air. It's like Hunger Games, except no one likes any of the contestants, and clearly none of them are suffering from hunger.

Posted by: wally at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (Dl5KG)

172 Pierre: "Discuss !!!"

Like Joe Mannix, I'd ponder deeply. Then I'd search for Karl Rove's whiteboard just to make sure I had the right data only to realize he (and it) were on the other side of the continent and the numbers weren't real. So, the dilemma would be what I was going to eat for lunch.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (HhXSr)

173 That's one powerful company!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (OssQ4)

I am assured they aren't backed by powerful forces that can fix American elections. What surprises me is how obvious they had to be. Even Venezuela does a better job at vote fixing.

Posted by: trev006 at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (jpsJS)

174 Doing some math here: My daughter will be 37 in a couple of months. I used to watch O'Reilly when she was in high school, but I soon tired of the schtick. So I haven't watched Fox in about 20 years. What have I missed?

Posted by: ruralbob at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (PqKIk)

175 162 Reading in the last thread about AT's folding to Dominion, I though: wait! Did Dominion also get AT to shut down comments??!

That's one powerful company!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 05:51 PM (OssQ4)


When I first heard about the suits, I thought "bring iron, discovery will be a bitch!" And then I realized, our judicial system consists of John Roberts's, despite all the Trump appointees.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:53 PM (s2VJv)

176 Fox has never been conservative. Never. Just less progressive. I do not think there has ever been a Large conservative media organization in the last 50 years.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 15, 2021 05:53 PM (0OmEj)

177 Not sure hot iron and tampons would work on abc spasms though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (kTF2Z)

A duct tape back brace and hitting himself on the head with a hammer would have taken his mind off the back pain. And well... The Rack.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Chiropractor FTW !

Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 05:53 PM (arJlL)

178 I thought "bring iron,


bring IT on..

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:54 PM (s2VJv)

179 Now you're in your mid to late 20's, no skills outside of sports, and you probably weren't prudent enough to save most of your income so you could live a normalish life and not have to worry about working.

Personal responsibility is a real bitch.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at January 15, 2021 05:54 PM (W4eKo)

180 Ritual seppuku on-air by all of the executives and I might consider tuning back in.

Might.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 15, 2021 05:54 PM (awtm/)

181 174 Doing some math here: My daughter will be 37 in a couple of months. I used to watch O'Reilly when she was in high school, but I soon tired of the schtick. So I haven't watched Fox in about 20 years. What have I missed?
Posted by: ruralbob at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (PqKIk)

Eh not much. Some of the blondes got older, and they also brought in some new blondes. (I haven't had cable in 10+ years, so I really don't know either tbh).

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 05:54 PM (UPoLF)

182 Too late bitchez. Bite me. Betrayal is a very bad thing.

Posted by: Linda Sina at January 15, 2021 05:54 PM (Yrvb3)

183 "I've been eatin' shit; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. So now I'm changing the menu. From here on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free."

Posted by: Randy Quaid in Hard Rain at January 15, 2021 05:54 PM (IwOf7)

184 Done forever, never coming back. I hope Tucker is glad that he lashed himself to that sinking ship.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 15, 2021 05:54 PM (poEUH)

185 Not sure hot iron and tampons would work on abc spasms though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 05:47 PM (kTF2Z)



I saw Hot Iron and Tampons open for Iron Butterfly and Pink Lady & Jeff at Budokan in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:54 PM (s2VJv)

186 Chiropractor FTW !

Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 05:53 PM (arJlL)

Hey JT! Heidi says hey! And damn I keep forgetting your email on Gmail!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:54 PM (Dz5W3)

187 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (UPoLF)

Harry they are anything but screwed. Besides their salary they have a pension system and post retirement health insurance benefits set up by their players unions. For the most part ( baseball excluded) received a free education and degree if they so choose. They also have available tax attorneys like every other wealthy or semi wealthy person. I'd like to be screwed like that.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 05:55 PM (2DOZq)

188 Do they care if we walk? As long as their gerrymandered seats are safe and protected by the need for a Potemkin opposition?

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 05:55 PM (wgghp)

189 Ace, I have already walked

Posted by: Buddy at January 15, 2021 05:55 PM (idRmA)

190 At least their corporate taxes will skyrocket next year.

Posted by: I M Simpleton at January 15, 2021 05:55 PM (jQBOW)

191 Tucker really should have it made in this environment. He's the only thing on FNC that is even competitive with the rotting corpses on the other channels.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

192 Ha ha, Rhodes. I appreciate your ritual seppuku Fox, an honorable way to die.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 15, 2021 05:56 PM (r+sAi)

193 Besides they also seem to be fine with taking even a big hit in the short term for long term total victory.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 05:56 PM (wgghp)

194 I thought someone had called you a Dumbass and I already had my brass knuckles on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (Dz5W3)

---------

Heh. Thanks, Bob.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 05:56 PM (kTF2Z)

195 OT. Vodka. Yay vodka.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:56 PM (Dz5W3)

196 Far easier to destroy Humpty Dumpty than to put him back together.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (eoQWY)

197 I see Comey has come out of his redwood forest to say Trump voters have been radicalized by Trump just like Al Qaeda radicalizes Muslims

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (Zmnko)

198 RUGER SR-556 5.56/223 16" PISTON CARBINE [RG-PTI-SR556]

$1000

link next

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (UW2ZS)

199 https://bit.ly/38NuQ9F

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (UW2ZS)

200 Hiya Cannibal and Heidi !

You keep forgetting my e-mail on Gmail ?

Is that a song you're writing ?

Do ya want me to send you an E-mail ?

Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (arJlL)

201 @175

Yes, if it ever did go to court, the SOS's of each state would make attestations to the court that they reviewed and did extensive audits and found nothing out of order, and that it is a slanderous lie to impugn the sacred vote of the citizens of their respective states.


If your AT, you simply cannot fuck around when someone with real juice and power threatens to drop the hammer on you and essentially end you.

This is bullshit but that is what would happen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (vqU+L)

202

You have three last chances!

I'll talk no action has become something of a hallmark here...

Posted by: Adolf deBlasio at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (2OF/f)

203 Dems in Madison Cawthorn's district are calling on Nancy Pelosi to expel him.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (NpAcC)

204 Kollene Snow, 27, from Salt Lake City, Utah, spoke candidly about her experience in a video shared on her cousin Amanda Rae Grant's YouTube channel. The cousins were born into the Davis County Cooperative Society, a polygamist sect also known as the Kingston Group or The Order. Kollene said she hated The Order from a young age and tried running away at 15.

When she was brought back home, she was placed in a 'repentance home' in Idaho, where she worked on a potato farm while fasting and praying. Kollene met her future husband, who was also her second cousin, on the farm. They married in March 2009, when she was 16 and he was 21
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modern polygamy is totally disgusting and more of a sex cult

they whole thing is welfare fraud 17 ways to Saturday too . Those poor girls and the boy too who are basically exiled because they are competition for the more connected perverts

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (r4bSV)

205 190 At least their corporate taxes will skyrocket next year.
Posted by: I M Simpleton at January 15, 2021 05:55 PM (jQBOW)


What makes you think they pay anything if they are part of the system?

I would not disbelieve the IRS not enforcing any tax law on any Democrat or Leftist-allied/approved entity.

How would we know what they do or don't do?

If we cannot trust those in power with the power we entrust them, then anything is possible/probable and all bets are off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (s2VJv)

206 Walk? F'in run if you can.

I myself ran out F's to give about Fox over a decade ago thanks in no small part to Whorealdo, leftist pound puppy rescue Juan 'Help me' Williams and Chris Wallace spouting their BS and never getting called on it, even when it was proveably BS with the simplest of search's.

Nah Bro, they can sink to the bottom of the Mariana's Trench and I wouldn't miss their deceiving BS one iota.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (qZdIZ)

207 Doesn't matter how many seats they shuffle. Those that launched FNC down it's path of betrayal are still running the show. FNC's course changed when Murdoch's sons took the helm and I doubt they are going anywhere.

The comment about the parallels between FNC and the Republican party is right on the money. Both have betrayed their conservative base and neither are worth investing in anymore. There are millions of us that see it that way.

The argument that we have no where else go go means nothing when the choices are all nowhere. Better to let the traitors shoot their wad and hope we win the revolution that follows.

Posted by: rah at January 15, 2021 05:58 PM (QGdgs)

208 203 Dems in Madison Cawthorn's district are calling on Nancy Pelosi to expel him.

And she claims Mo Brooks should be arrested...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 05:58 PM (Zmnko)

209 I see Comey has come out of his redwood forest to say Trump voters have been radicalized by Trump just like Al Qaeda radicalizes Muslims
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (Zmnko)

If he believed that, he'd be sucking up to us just like the soy boys always do to the radical Muslims.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 15, 2021 05:58 PM (eoQWY)

210 JT, I mean you sent my something on my Gmail. I gotta check it!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:58 PM (Dz5W3)

211 Fox: "You found me beautiful once..."

Me: "Honey, you got reeeal ugly!:
Posted by: Ash at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (ts6Zs)

My favorite Dwight Yoakam song.

Things Change

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

212 Brother Northernlurker. I can sympathize. I went thru a period when I would get back spasms so bad I wanted to shoot myself. For real. I hope it passes quick and you feel better.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2021 05:58 PM (nxdel)

213 Surely there's a Romney tribe member somewhere that will make all of you change your minds.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2021 05:59 PM (03n3v)

214 I'm trying to figure out what to make of the NRA's bankruptcy. Maybe it's something they did to facilitate the reincorporation in Texas, maybe it's worse than that.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 15, 2021 05:59 PM (xPl2J)

215
Notice how Fake News is now saying "lockdowns" are worthless, but no mention of masks and "social distancing."

Masks, social distancing, fake mail-in ballots, and "new rules" are here to stay. But the "lockdowns" can go away as they are no longer needed. For now.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 05:59 PM (/UFpF)

216 OT-Just wanted to encourage people if they feel so inclined to send an -email of support and appreciation to President Trump before he has to leave office:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (VP4Cd)

217 You have a tense problem, "We are not just ready to walk, but eager to walk." We have walked. Two of the house members who voted for impeachment came from my state. I plan to speak out against both of them and contribute money to whoever opposes them. Since the political parties are indistinguishable, party won't matter.

Posted by: richard at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (huaUe)

218 How did the NRA go bankrupt ?

Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (arJlL)

219 OT. Vodka. Yay vodka.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:56 PM (Dz5W3)

-----------

Looks at Bob.

Looks at USB port.

Looks at Bob.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (kTF2Z)

220 What, no more appetite for failure theater?

Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (azs4h)

221 215
Notice how Fake News is now saying "lockdowns" are worthless, but no mention of masks and "social distancing."

Joe was giving an incoherent speech about his covid "plans" and screamed about the rioters not wearing mask... They're killing people!

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (Zmnko)

222 Speaking of walking, I'm debating in my head whether I should walk to the gas station and buy some beer, or if I should go out, or if I should not drink and stay home.

Hmmm, decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (UPoLF)

223 FOX news channel has become like one of those baseball franchises that keeps changing managers every year, but not anyone in the front office, yet still remains a loser.
Posted by: Hands

Washington Foxball Channel. Heh.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (IwOf7)

224 Love the anchorbabes on FNC. I could just EAT them. xxxooo

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 15, 2021 06:01 PM (786Ro)

225
198 RUGER SR-556 5.56/223 16" PISTON CARBINE [RG-PTI-SR556]

$1000

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Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (UW2ZS)
**********
Beto has got plans.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 06:01 PM (NpAcC)

226 Dems in Madison Cawthorn's district are calling on Nancy Pelosi to expel him.

I would imagine that the Republicans in his district who voted for him might object to that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:01 PM (VP4Cd)

227 I'll watch Ancient Aliens or Finding Bigfoot before I give Fox another view, and I don't believe in UFOs or Yetis.

Posted by: Unkaren at January 15, 2021 06:01 PM (lRlNr)

228 After February Buy Nothing except perishable food-for cash-in small businesses crippled by Democratic lockdowns benefitting their corporate donors. Bring on the BIDEN~HARRIS DEPRESSION to destroy them

Posted by: Vyx at January 15, 2021 06:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

229 what if everyone just stopped paying taxes?

Posted by: Nora at January 15, 2021 06:01 PM (nyQyG)

230 This $hit show lands at the feet of boy murdoch. The CEO, President reflect the wishes of the Owner, that's boy murdoch who was handed the reins from daddy.Boy murdoch promptly screwed it up, and hiring lackys who rushed to make FNC, CNN lite.Save Tucker, levin, Guttfeid and Hannity (barely), FNC became unwatchable.No reason to tune to FNC, when you have CNN or MSDNC.

Posted by: standfast24 at January 15, 2021 06:01 PM (Vz9zv)

231 Election night 2020 was the first time I turned on Fox since election night 2016. Good to see Brett Baier was still a prick.

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 06:02 PM (EjQ00)

232 Watching Tucker because you like him is the same as patronizing a diner where the waitress flirts with you and the owner spits in your food.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 15, 2021 06:02 PM (FU8kS)

233
203 Dems in Madison Cawthorn's district are calling on Nancy Pelosi to expel him.

And she claims Mo Brooks should be arrested...
Posted by: It's me donna


and "Republican" Nancy Mace has obviously been purchased.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 06:02 PM (/UFpF)

234 The tipoff: this story was given to The Daily Beast.

Say no more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 15, 2021 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

235 OT-Just wanted to encourage people if they feel so inclined to send an -email of support and appreciation to President Trump before he has to leave office:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (VP4Cd)


That's an excellent idea, Fen. I'll do that after work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 06:02 PM (2JVJo)

236
Follow The Yuan

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 06:02 PM (/UFpF)

237 Speaking of walking, I'm debating in my head whether I should walk to the gas station and buy some beer, or if I should go out, or if I should not drink and stay home.

Who was speaking of wanking? O walking
Never mind

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:02 PM (lgiXo)

238 Dems in Madison Cawthorn's district are calling on Nancy Pelosi to expel him.

I would imagine that the Republicans in his district who voted for him might object to that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

**

No standing.

Posted by: Mr Gray at January 15, 2021 06:02 PM (NTVS2)

239 229 what if everyone just stopped paying taxes?
Posted by: Nora at January 15, 2021 06:01 PM (nyQyG)

How? Call the HR department and tell them you're opting out of taxes this year? Don't think that'd work.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:03 PM (UPoLF)

240 235 OT-Just wanted to encourage people if they feel so inclined to send an -email of support and appreciation to President Trump before he has to leave office:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (VP4Cd)

Thanks... Just did..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 06:03 PM (Zmnko)

241 The "no standing" was a comment about the election and voters, not Madison's disability.

Posted by: Mr Gray at January 15, 2021 06:04 PM (NTVS2)

242 modern polygamy is totally disgusting and more of a sex cult

they whole thing is welfare fraud 17 ways to Saturday too .


It's way easier to go after them for tax/welfare fraud. Polygamy cults WANT the government to come after them for polygamy itself.

The problem with polygamy laws is they're really hard to define without making criminals of a lot of people that nobody wants to criminalize. EG: People living together in a sexual relationship who aren't married or people who cat around with anything that moves that aren't married.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 06:04 PM (UW2ZS)

243 Masks, social distancing, fake mail-in ballots, and "new rules" are here to stay. But the "lockdowns" can go away as they are no longer needed. For now.

The lockdowns were crucial in setting up the theft of an election. The social distancing and mask mania ensure future pacification.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 06:04 PM (W4eKo)

244 How? Call the HR department and tell them you're opting out of taxes this year? Don't think that'd work.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:03 PM (UPoLF)

Claim 10 dependents.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:04 PM (2DOZq)

245 What are the dems claiming Madison Cawthorn did?

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 06:04 PM (GW6S8)

246 229 what if everyone just stopped paying taxes?

Posted by: Nora at January 15, 2021 06:01 PM


After seeing what the lockdowns did for my business, I am pretty sure I am not paying any taxes for 2020.

I think that is the "Democrat" plan. I hope the money tree they plan to use for their gigantic spending bills does not encounter a chainsaw.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 15, 2021 06:04 PM (tkyK5)

247 Yes, but what is Fox news doing to expand its audience in China?

Posted by: Dr. Darth Randall at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (iWCRg)

248 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021

don't file a tax return - let them come for each one of us

just a thought

Posted by: Nora at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (nyQyG)

249 What are the dems claiming Madison Cawthorn did?

*

Support Trump.

Posted by: Mr Gray at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (NTVS2)

250 As most of you might remember I watched Maria on FBN faithfully every am occasionally flipping to Fox&Friends to watch Trump or a guest. Since the month before the election when Fox kept claiming Biden was ahead etc I went to OANN most of the time. Since election night Fox has been pulled out of our scroll and I have not watched FBN for financial news. At all zero. I will never go back unless Trump becomes a major stockholder and a show host.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (2gnOQ)

251 Maybe if somebody bought Fox and fired everyone, changed the name and logo, and then started telling the truth I would watch.

Posted by: Tom Pain at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (v9My1)

252 So "sources" say Trump is gonna leave Wednesday morning and will have his staff and others greet him at the AFB he lands at.. They say he wanted a Military feel.. Interesting

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (Zmnko)

253 220 What, no more appetite for failure theater?
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (azs4h)

...

I think maybe I'll have a whiff of nostalgia for it in 80 years or so.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (yL25O)

254 OT. Vodka. Yay vodka.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:56 PM (Dz5W3)

Pooky had his PTSD-specific therapy yesterday (where they dig up mental mines and try to rebury them *without* setting them off) so today's it's Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka time.

Posted by: pookysgirl, amateur bartender at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (XKZwp)

255 Speaking of walking, I'm debating in my head whether I should walk to the gas station and buy some beer, or if I should go out, or if I should not drink and stay home.

Hmmm, decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:00 PM (UPoLF)

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Not drinking is an option? Since when?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (kTF2Z)

256 That's the other thing . A lockdown resulted in the most votes ever by a large margin in the history of the USA. Imfuckingpossible.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:06 PM (2DOZq)

257 It's me donna: "I see Comey has come out of his redwood forest to say..."

Probably best to skip a bit whenever reportage covers unindicted criminal bozos. Their words mean nothing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (HhXSr)

258 A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right, and raises at first a formidable outcry in defense of custom. But the tumult soon subsides. Time makes more converts than reason.

Posted by: Tom Pain at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (v9My1)

259
Democrat poll workers used "social distancing" to keep poll watchers away from the ballots.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (/UFpF)

260 >Yeah, so here's who they're thinking of making the new CEO: David Rhodes of CBS and Bloomberg, brother of Obama "mind-meld" buttboy Ben Rhodes.

I don't turn Fox on any more. I only wish I could watch them less.

Posted by: USA at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (T1tA1)

261 I believe Cawthorn has been carrying concealed.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (2gnOQ)

262 Claim 10 dependents.


I claim all 47 of my skin tags. Even gave them names.

Posted by: Dave Weigel at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (786Ro)

263 The problem with polygamy laws is they're really hard to define without making criminals of a lot of people that nobody wants to criminalize. EG: People living together in a sexual relationship who aren't married or people who cat around with anything that moves that aren't married.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 15, 2021 06:04 PM (UW2ZS)

Plus, with the Obergefell line of cases, SCOTUS would probably find polygamy laws unconstitutional. So no one wants to push too far.

ALSO, what asshole lawyer decided to use a guy named Obergefell as his main plaintiff? Jesus, he couldn't find someone with a name that's easier to spell?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (UPoLF)

264 Done Phenelon. Second time I wrote President Trump.

Posted by: Bosk at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (SWbVS)

265 251 Maybe if somebody bought Fox and fired everyone, changed the name and logo, and then started telling the truth I would watch.

Posted by: Tom Pain at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM


Yes. A catchy name like they were going to smack the MSM with a clue bat.

Perhaps, NEW SMAX!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (tkyK5)

266 Today I mailed in the Change Party Affiliation form for my state. Going from Repub to Unaffiliated. Makes me feel better.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 06:08 PM (GW6S8)

267 I'm thinking about buying some icecream with my lottery winnings.

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 06:09 PM (em79L)

268 There are way better ways to do Irish Democracy than setting yourself up for tax evasion.

Take down your "back the blue" window sticker. You can protect you better than the police will anyway. When Biden wants to cut the military - don't bitch. Both are more likely to be used for you than against you.

In general - quit doing all your usual "I'm a good citizen just trying to help" bullshit. Yes, society will suffer. The Progs will hurt so, so much more than you as a result. Shit has to get worse before it gets better. Just. Let. It.

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 06:09 PM (EjQ00)

269 Doing some math here: My daughter will be 37 in a couple of months. I used to watch O'Reilly when she was in high school, but I soon tired of the schtick. So I haven't watched Fox in about 20 years. What have I missed?
Posted by: ruralbob at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (PqKIk)


Considering Fox started in the mid 90's and really didn't get traction until the early 2k's, you bailed pretty early. You missed - let's see. Tony Snow died. Hannity & Colmes turned to Hannity's marshal arts hour. O'Reilly wrote a bunch of books on who killed who, then finally got fired because he wasn't really looking out for us. And Shep had 3 facelifts. You're all caught up!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (L8ADy)

270 Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 06:04 PM (GW6S

Maybe he said there seemed to be evidence of voter fraud?
That's "wrongspeak" now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (VP4Cd)

271 Not drinking is an option? Since when?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (kTF2Z)

Eh, once I hit 30, I didn't have the bounce back from a night of drinking that I used to have. So I have to be very selective about when I drink. I guess I don't have fuckall to do tomorrow though, so... And it's been a long time since I've had a chill weekend that didn't involve going out and partying and waking up in the morning feeling like shit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (UPoLF)

272 Federal state and local government workers are using social distancing and capacity limits to do even less work. It's lovely. And every time someone tests positive everybody gets 2 weeks off with pay!

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (wgghp)

273 Hey Fox...or anyone else out there...here's the deal.
We don't want Conservative News.
We don't want Liberal News.
We want straight up honest fair and even handed news. Factual information. Take your "interpretation" and your "spin" and shove 'em.
If you cannot do this simple thing, then go pound sand.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (axyOa)

274 267 I'm thinking about buying some icecream with my lottery winnings.
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 06:09 PM


No Ben & Jerry's, can't fund the Marxists!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (tkyK5)

275 Notorious BFD: "The social distancing and mask mania ensure future pacification."

They really have prepped the future battlespace. This lockdown theater was a primer. And it went swimmingly for the autocrats.

We're going to get more of this and faster pretty much from now on. Too many are begging to be led.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (HhXSr)

276 Paul Ryan makes me sad. When he first showed up I thought that he was a "smart voice" and might be persuasive in explaining why fiscal responsibility mattered. Young, vital, etc., bla bla bla.

Posted by: Synova at January 15, 2021 06:11 PM (BD/yx)

277 Fox helped rig a U.S. presidential election in order to allow the installation of a far-left regime. There's no forgetting, and no forgiving.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 15, 2021 06:11 PM (HmZuC)

278 Brother Northerlurker I know that drill

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 06:11 PM (Cxk7w)

279 Democrat poll workers used "social distancing" to keep poll watchers away from the ballots.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 06:07 PM (/UFpF)

Yeah, that made me laugh. Some of the affidavits said that poll supervisors would position themselves so that if the poll observer was 6 feet away from the supervisors, and six feet away from the person counting, they couldn't see shit. And if they tried to get closer, they'd get screamed at for violating covid rules.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:11 PM (UPoLF)

280 247 Yes, but what is Fox news doing to expand its audience in China?
Posted by: Dr. Darth Randall at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (iWCRg)

...

Dropping its book value to the point it becomes an easy buyout for Disney?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2021 06:11 PM (yL25O)

281 We're going to get more of this and faster pretty much from now on. Too many are begging to be led.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (HhXSr)

Yep.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 06:11 PM (P3rIL)

282 That would be "against you than for you". I was rolling. Wish I could have worked in a Germans reference about their dishonor at Pearl.

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 06:12 PM (EjQ00)

283 269 LoL

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2021 06:12 PM (2gnOQ)

284 Federal state and local government workers are using social distancing and capacity limits to do even less work. It's lovely. And every time someone tests positive everybody gets 2 weeks off with pay!

You asked for it, you got it! Fifty two weeks of vacation a year!

Posted by: The Gub'mint at January 15, 2021 06:13 PM (W4eKo)

285 Catherine Herridge
@CBS_Herridge
#Durham Senate Judiciary releases transcripts of interviews from oversight Crossfire Hurricane Investigation. @LindseyGrahamSC singles out "Former FBI Director Comey and his deputy Mr. McCabe, through their incompetence and bias, have done a great disservice to the FBI and DOJ.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 06:13 PM (NpAcC)

286 "We want straight up honest fair and even handed news. Factual information. Take your "interpretation" and your "spin" and shove 'em.
If you cannot do this simple thing, then go pound sand.
Posted by: Diogenes"


Diogenes Johnson is right!

Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 06:13 PM (v9My1)

287 I don't know about you fellas but I'm still "broken glass" Republican. 'Cept now I can't wait to NOT VOTE. I'll crawl through broken glass to not vote.

Posted by: OldSausage at January 15, 2021 06:13 PM (yYIlt)

288 Federal state and local government workers are using social distancing and capacity limits to do even less work. It's lovely. And every time someone tests positive everybody gets 2 weeks off with pay!

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (wgghp)

This, Every time I go by Senior Centers and i see several cars there And I wonder what the fuck the staff is doing!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:14 PM (Dz5W3)

289 We want straight up honest fair and even handed news. Factual information. Take your "interpretation" and your "spin" and shove 'em.
If you cannot do this simple thing, then go pound sand.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (axyOa)

Honestly, I don't think such a thing exists. There is so much bias, conscious or not, involved in selecting which stories to cover, how to cover them, who to interview, how to "tell the story" (aka: which narrative to use), etc. etc. that I don't know how any non-robot could do that in an unbiased way.

And AI, of course, is biased by the people who programmed it. And racist. For some reason every AI chat bot becomes horribly racist and needs to be taken off the internet pretty soon after it's rolled out. Which is hilarious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:14 PM (UPoLF)

290 273 Hey Fox...or anyone else out there...here's the deal.
We don't want Conservative News.
We don't want Liberal News.
We want straight up honest fair and even handed news. Factual information. Take your "interpretation" and your "spin" and shove 'em.
If you cannot do this simple thing, then go pound sand.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM


DNN (the Diogenes News Network). Must be an honest man or woman to work for this media outlet!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 15, 2021 06:14 PM (tkyK5)

291 I may choose to add references to other traitors and regimes as we go along.

Posted by: jc at January 15, 2021 05:31 PM (PuMKG)

I was thinking Quisling today myself, although Petain also occurred to me. In either case, the regime is an illegitimate Chinese puppet government that has to be protected from its own people by 25,000 soldiers at the installation of the puppet leader.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:14 PM (BMmaB)

292 Lindsey is going to hurt Comeys feelings.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 15, 2021 06:14 PM (2gnOQ)

293 >>>234 The tipoff: this story was given to The Daily Beast.


Journalists are always praising themselves as investigators, but 99% of their stories are written up by interested corporate or political actors and are simply given to them to take as their own "work."

It's sick.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2021 06:14 PM (5+1A/)

294 I think the Microsoft AI bot that was on twitter got to the point where it was praising Hitler and calling out Jews or something. I don't know, it got pulled pretty quickly and Microsoft has not put any more of their AI bots on twitter.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:14 PM (UPoLF)

295 I don't know how any of this works anymore, but if you're talking about "sending a message" that you aren't going to take it anymore, the best way to do that might be a bloodbath election in '22.
By all accounts, R Party should smash through with massive victories at that time, taking control of both Houses.
That's how it's supposed to work.
But what if it doesn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (oQ94s)

Why not 435-0 in two years? That clears the deck for a third party. Sure it "destroys" the country, but really , after all the betrayal by the GOP it should be clear that we're not clearing out an honest opposition, but the obstacle to one.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (z79tQ)

296 We want straight up honest fair and even handed news. Factual information. Take your "interpretation" and your "spin" and shove 'em.
If you cannot do this simple thing, then go pound sand.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (axyOa)

Exactly that. Don't analyze the data, don't pre-digest it for the small minds. Don't share your imterpretation of events.

Show the events. Show the data.

Show, don't tell.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (P3rIL)

297 Network was a documentary!

Posted by: Unkaren at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (lRlNr)

298 Ace is The Man on Fire. {in a foreign country so it's legal.}

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (yTRuK)

299 "I'm thinking about buying some icecream with my lottery winnings.
Posted by: Eromero"

Can't touch this!

Posted by: Nancy's Gelato at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (v9My1)

300 I wish I still had Fox on my live-streaming service, just so I could fire them again.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (TdMsT)

301 So was Idiocracy for that matter.

Posted by: Unkaren at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (lRlNr)

302
g'early evenin', 'rons

I have never watched a minute of Fox News. I stopped "watching TV" in 1997 (about the time Seinfeld ended, but correlation does not equal causation). The only reason I still have cable is it's my only option for internet service.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (dY4CJ)

303 No more shit sandwiches, swearsies!Get yur Turd Tortillas right chere! Turd Tortillios, step right up!

Posted by: GOPe at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (cCxiu)

304 How many Fox reporters were spied on by the Obama administration? CBS Attkisson was wiretapped because she dared expose the shit that was Obama. Get ready for more of the same and worse.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (2DOZq)

305 I am held to far higher professional and ethical standards as a contractor helping replicate the media presence in an information warfare environment than "real media" are.

That is fact.

Posted by: sven at January 15, 2021 06:16 PM (Lzpvj)

306 Nuked Facebook today... Google a few days ago... feels good.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 15, 2021 06:16 PM (ae9v5)

307 >>>#Durham Senate Judiciary releases transcripts of interviews from oversight Crossfire Hurricane Investigation. @LindseyGrahamSC singles out "Former FBI Director Comey and his deputy Mr. McCabe, through their incompetence and bias, have done a great disservice to the FBI and DOJ.


no offense to you, redridinghood, but I am fucking sick to death of hearing Miss Lindsey talk and talk and talk and yet do absolutely nothing.

I think I know why: He spread the dossier around himself and if he doesn't protect his buddies, they'll rat him out.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2021 06:16 PM (5+1A/)

308 Hannity & Colmes turned to Hannity's marshal arts hour.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (L8ADy)

Does Hannity still throw a football at the camera?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:17 PM (BMmaB)

309


But Bill Salmon is such a nice guy though, just like Paul Ryan. Really nice young men!

LOL

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 15, 2021 06:17 PM (lg/F7)

310 Bloomberg news ticker just now - NRA files for bankruptcy to exit New York. Anyone know any more details about that??

Posted by: Mishdog at January 15, 2021 06:17 PM (F/Rk0)

311 Now you're in your mid to late 20's, no skills outside of sports, and you probably weren't prudent enough to save most of your income so you could live a normalish life and not have to worry about working. That kind of sucks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM
***

Or you're 25, still carrying some student debt but got that commission out of ROTC, which paid for some of the schooling. You're off to some great training and get to go serve your country.
A grenade peppers your ass one night and suddenly you can't run anymore, you walk with a limp and your hearing is effed up. VA gives you 30% disability.
Now go find a job.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:17 PM (axyOa)

312 I can't drink alcohol.

Posted by: I have a hemorrhoid at January 15, 2021 06:17 PM (5mEzs)

313 >>>I think the Microsoft AI bot that was on twitter got to the point where it was praising Hitler and calling out Jews or something.

That's what they get for having the AI learn by reading the Democratic Underground forums.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 15, 2021 06:17 PM (HmZuC)

314 Journalists are always praising themselves as investigators, but 99% of their stories are written up by interested corporate or political actors and are simply given to them to take as their own "work."

It's sick.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2021 06:14 PM (5+1A/)

There are a few reporters who do "real" journalism where they spend months learning about something and interviewing people and whatnot. But the problem is that most of those stories are nuanced, and don't have a black and white message about good and bad, and also, are pretty long.

And those don't get as many clicks and take a lot of work and time.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:17 PM (UPoLF)

315 I'm glad you told us about the shit sandwiches. I thought it was just me.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 15, 2021 06:17 PM (yTRuK)

316 I suppose I'm the only one who'd like to shove Don Lemon's severed head up his own ass.
Well I've never been afraid of standing alone for what is right.
So there.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:18 PM (lgiXo)

317 Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka time.

Posted by: pookysgirl, amateur bartender at January 15, 2021 06:05 PM (XKZwp)

Bless you and Pooky. I see whipped cream vodka at Total Wines, the 'Home Depot of booze'. Heidi likes their Veil espresso vodka.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:18 PM (Dz5W3)

318 301 So was Idiocracy for that matter.
Posted by: Unkaren at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM


The Democrats used 1984 and Idiocracy as their two instruction manuals.

The result is a Joe Biden presidency.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 15, 2021 06:18 PM (tkyK5)

319 304 How many Fox reporters were spied on by the Obama administration? CBS Attkisson was wiretapped because she dared expose the shit that was Obama. Get ready for more of the same and worse.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (2DOZq)

I think it was intended to be a rhetorical question, bit if not, James Rosen.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:18 PM (BMmaB)

320 We're going to get more of this and faster pretty much from now on. Too many are begging to be led.

Yeah, I don't see much resistance to the "new normal". Some of us are saying "eff you" but not many. Courage and conviction are difficult masters.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 06:18 PM (W4eKo)

321 I'm waiting for the 20th so sign off of FB.
I've been drafting up a farewell limerick.
Can someone help me though...is muthafuckas one word or hyphenated?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:19 PM (axyOa)

322 Double dumb ass on you.

Still Christmas story.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2021 06:19 PM (FhXTo)

323 307 Posted by: ace at January 15, 2021 06:16 PM (5+1A/)

Yes, a non zero percent of GOP Senators were complicit in handing the donks the power to screw our Presidency....

The horse apple does not fall from the McCainiac tree in his ex-man-wife's case.

Posted by: sven at January 15, 2021 06:19 PM (Lzpvj)

324 11 I agree with those that think Dominion was just a side show. The Zuckerberg stop and steal in the middle of the night is the big fish. His wonks ran the numbers and found out the margin of fraud was insufficient to beat Trump.
Posted by: Max Power at January 15, 2021 05:27 PM (Hucnr)

Both were part of the same scam.
Dominion machines flipped the votes in real time, during the counting, randomly, and the Zuckerberg money was to pay for all the illegal shit to get the physical ballots (the fake ones) into the Democrat-run counting centers.
Trump did so well, they had to actually stop the vote counting to get those ballots in place.
Hence why some GA vote counters stumbled onto a locked room, opened it, and found 70,000 (estimated) filled out ballots, ready to go.
And why in MI they put cardboard on the windows, to hide the steal.

No, don't confuse anything, this was all related and parts of the Steal.
And all of them, from the poll-counting team leader, to Zuckerberg, and all in-between, are Traitors and Seditionists, and should pay the ultimate price for it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

325 One Fox reporter was on the FBI hit list but forgot which one.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (Cxk7w)

326 Why not 435-0 in two years? That clears the deck for a third party. Sure it "destroys" the country, but really , after all the betrayal by the GOP it should be clear that we're not clearing out an honest opposition, but the obstacle to one.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (z79tQ)

There is no opposition at all. The GOP is a scam played by the Uniparty Establishment. They play Conservative Warrior when there's no consequences - like Lindsey Graham's far too late impeachment analysis - and surrender or punt immediately if there's any threat of winning on an issue.

We've had several Congresses where the GOP has had a lock on power. Where are the victories?

There were none, because they didn't care to pursue them.

We don't need a third party, we need a second.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (P3rIL)

327 Fox had it right for a lot of years. We report, you decide. Give us the who what and where and we'll decide the why. Now they're Standing up for what's right. Who decides what's right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (kTF2Z)

328 288 This, Every time I go by Senior Centers and i see several cars there And I wonder what the fuck the staff is doing!?
lan party

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (sGtp+)

329 The New Fox motto: Our Shit Sandwiches are now be crustless!

(probably close)

Posted by: USA at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (T1tA1)

330 Farewell Fox. So long Dumb blondes. Ciao TuckAss. Keep trying Hannity. Laura. Good luck at CNN.

Posted by: Ziba at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (S1hrL)

331 I suppose I'm the only one who thinks Yanet Garcia has a lovely ass.
I'm willing to pay the price of standing alone.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (lgiXo)

332 I can't drink alcohol.

Posted by: I have a hemorrhoid at January 15, 2021 06:17 PM (5mEzs)


FACT. Alcohol cures hemorroids.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (Dz5W3)

333 I am fucking sick to death of hearing Miss Lindsey talk and talk and talk and yet do absolutely nothing

This.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 06:21 PM (W4eKo)

334 FACT. Alcohol cures hemorroids.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (Dz5W3)

I go to Cannibals for all of my medical advice. They have more of an incentive to give it to me straight then a doctor does!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:21 PM (UPoLF)

335
@CBS_Herridge
#Durham Senate Judiciary releases transcripts of interviews from oversight Crossfire Hurricane Investigation. @LindseyGrahamSC singles out "Former FBI Director Comey and his deputy Mr. McCabe, through their incompetence and bias, have done a great disservice to the FBI and DOJ.
Posted by: redridinghood



What's going on here is just More Stonewalling.
The seditious DOJ continues to placate President Trump by pacifying him with a small treat as they con him, once again, in not releasing damning documents.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 15, 2021 06:21 PM (/UFpF)

336 David Rhodes?! That would be a remarkably stupid choice.

I stopped watching the day after the election and other than watching for 5 minutes when Tucker interviewed People's Pundit Richard Baris about his Twitter banning, I haven't turned them on since.

I'm still so disgusted by what FNC became that I don't even want to watch the tiny # of people there that I still slightly like. There is more than enough news content on the web that doesn't make me feel insulted for reading.

Posted by: Jill v2 at January 15, 2021 06:21 PM (A8Rd5)

337 We are not just ready to walk, but eager to walk.


Or already have walked.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2021 06:22 PM (hHxEu)

338 One Fox reporter was on the FBI hit list but forgot which one.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (Cxk7w)
********
James Rosen

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 06:22 PM (NpAcC)

339 333 I am fucking sick to death of hearing Miss Lindsey talk and talk and talk and yet do absolutely nothing

yeah, but his whining and moaning and begging got him another 6 years! Hurrah!

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 06:22 PM (Zmnko)

340 How many Fox reporters were spied on by the Obama administration? CBS Attkisson was wiretapped because she dared expose the shit that was Obama. Get ready for more of the same and worse.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:15 PM (2DOZq)


First we're gonna need to figure out who's running the show. This is the first time we've had a literal puppet put out front. Any spying on this guy would turn up how many times a day somebody had to change him, a temper tantrum over getting butterscotch pudding instead of tapioca, 11 hours of sleeping plus naps, a hour of talking with foreign heads of state on a speak n'spell and watching the same tellytubbies episode 3 times in a row.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 06:22 PM (L8ADy)

341 Fox?

It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: LeftCoast "Bones" Dawg at January 15, 2021 06:22 PM (sy5kK)

342 I think I know why: He spread the dossier around himself and if he doesn't protect his buddies, they'll rat him out.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2021 06:16 PM (5+1A/)


A Priori Troll !!!

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 06:22 PM (EjQ00)

343 "Alcohol cures hemorroids"

Alcohol cures everything. It's the ultimate solution.

Posted by: Nancy's Gelato at January 15, 2021 06:22 PM (v9My1)

344 333 I am fucking sick to death of hearing Miss Lindsey talk and talk and talk and yet do absolutely nothing

This.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 06:21 PM (W4eKo)

...

Tell me about it. TFG.

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at January 15, 2021 06:23 PM (yL25O)

345 >lan party
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (sGtp+)

When Gen X is stuck in senior centers, we're gonna have some lit fuckin LAN parties!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 15, 2021 06:23 PM (poEUH)

346 This is the first time we've had a literal puppet put out front.

Ahem.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at January 15, 2021 06:23 PM (BMmaB)

347 I just want next week to be over.....really depressing

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 06:23 PM (Zmnko)

348 Ready and eager reporting for duty.

Not really. I shitcanned those doofi months ago.

Cavuto...yeah right.

Now I just get mad at the people watching Fox.

Posted by: nip at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (cpS4u)

349 FACT. Alcohol cures hemorroids.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (Dz5W3)

I go to Cannibals for all of my medical advice. They have more of an incentive to give it to me straight then a doctor does!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:21 PM

Listen to him.
He was PreMed.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (axyOa)

350 I left the party when Boehner was kissing obamas ass. I knew then it was a lost cause.

Posted by: Joe at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (vwZcy)

351 Who's running the show? The same people that ran it for 8 years of Obama... and ran most everything even while Trump was president to be honest....

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (wgghp)

352 First we're gonna need to figure out who's running the show. This is the first time we've had a literal puppet put out front. Any spying on this guy would turn up how many times a day somebody had to change him, a temper tantrum over getting butterscotch pudding instead of tapioca, 11 hours of sleeping plus naps, a hour of talking with foreign heads of state on a speak n'spell and watching the same tellytubbies episode 3 times in a row.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 06:22 PM (L8ADy)

Yeah, everyone is saying "ooh, we'll be so fucked if Biden is president, because he's a senile idiot." When in reality, I don't think the deep state lets the president make too many decisions anyways. So the same mysterious behind the scenes people who have been fucking with Trump for 4 years are still going to be doing their thing.

So, practically speaking, I don't think it matters a whole lot whether senile biden or harris is the figurehead sitting in the oval office.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (UPoLF)

353 Rhodes, huh?

Interesting that the carousel of people is very small, and they are all related to each other

--

Binders of Leftists

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (O+I8R)

354 I go to Cannibals for all of my medical advice. They have more of an incentive to give it to me straight then a doctor does!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:21 PM (UPoLF)

I'm a giver. It's a character flaw. It's because I can't care enough.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (Dz5W3)

355 OT. Vodka. Yay vodka.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:56 PM (Dz5W3)

Tequila from the earlier thread just called and said "You found me beautiful once..."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (oQ94s)

356 The Democrats used 1984 and Idiocracy as their two instruction manuals.

The result is a Joe Biden presidency.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 15, 2021 06:18 PM (tkyK5)

'Baten is Freedom

Brawndo is Peace

Ignorance is Strength

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (2DOZq)

357 When Gen X is stuck in senior centers, we're gonna have some lit fuckin LAN parties!
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 15, 2021 06:23 PM (poEUH)

...

Crank the Tracy Chapman, yo.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (yL25O)

358 I suppose I'm the only one who thinks the gigantic grabber thingy the Oak Island team uses to pull stuff out of bore holes looks like an enormous penis boning Mother Earth.
I'm prepared to stand alone.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (lgiXo)

359 Brawndo is Peace

It has electrolytes!

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (Zmnko)

360 I just want next week to be over.....really depressing

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 06:23 PM

Cheer up imdonna.
What can't be cured must be endured so we might as well enjoy what we can. Buy popcorn, and we can start a betting pool on what city declared martial law first.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (axyOa)

361 Listen to him.
He was PreMed.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (axyOa)

Pre law, and that never gets fucking old. LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (Dz5W3)

362 277 Fox helped rig a U.S. presidential election in order to allow the installation of a far-left regime. There's no forgetting, and no forgiving.

Quoting the wise words of Paulie Cicero in Goodfellas;

"You looked in my eyes and lied to me. You treated my like I was a fucking jerk, like I was never nothing to you.... Now I gotta turn my back."

Posted by: kbdabear at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (qAR6u)

363 Interesting that the carousel of people is very small, and they are all related to each other

You can literally walk from one network to another in Midtown.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:26 PM (BMmaB)

364 214 I'm trying to figure out what to make of the NRA's bankruptcy. Maybe it's something they did to facilitate the reincorporation in Texas, maybe it's worse than that.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 15, 2021 05:59 PM (xPl2J)

Hey Mark1971, I see you best me to it. Per the article I read on my Bloomberg terminal, its to move out of New York. The article was just a few sentences though. I was hoping to find out more about their strategy.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 15, 2021 06:26 PM (F/Rk0)

365 when donna brazile is on they should call it cox snooz.

Posted by: trump 4 ever at January 15, 2021 06:26 PM (er/ld)

366 I would rather eat a shit sandwich than watch FUX.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 15, 2021 06:26 PM (haWye)

367
Cheer up imdonna.
What can't be cured must be endured so we might as well enjoy what we can. Buy popcorn, and we can start a betting pool on what city declared martial law first.

Thanks... I bought champagne to toast Trump on Wednesday

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 06:26 PM (Zmnko)

368 350 I left the party when Boehner was kissing obamas ass. I knew then it was a lost cause.
Posted by: Joe at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (vwZcy)

...

Such a beautiful cryer, that guy.

Posted by: Chuck Shumer at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (yL25O)

369 I left the party when Boehner was kissing obamas ass. I knew then it was a lost cause.
Posted by: Joe at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (vwZcy)

I went Independent when Paul Ryan went shitweasel.

Went back to the Rs only for Trump.

Registration will be switched to Reform soon. It still exists in TX.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (P3rIL)

370 It has electrolytes!
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (Zmnko)

Plants love 'em!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (BMmaB)

371 I've been flippant. I apologize. Alcohol and pain killers.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (lgiXo)

372 You, personally, should face the camera, apologize to your viewers and shareholders for your management failure, and introduce the new lineup while telling us who they are, who they've worked for, and why we should give them even an iota of trust.

Then send me a million dollars, because this is top shelf advice and might be the only thing to save your news empire from the zealots that have driven it into the ground.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 05:50 PM (P3rIL)

Damn, Cato, a million bucks for that advice?
You work too cheap.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

373 In all fairness - you have to apply the alcohol directly to the roids. Kinda' like a late stage coke addiction Stevie Nicks.

You. Are. Welcome.

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (EjQ00)

374 I suppose I'm the only one who thinks the gigantic grabber thingy the Oak Island team uses to pull stuff out of bore holes looks like an enormous penis boning Mother Earth.
I
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (lgiXo)

Nope. I get off on it.

Posted by: Gaia at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (Dz5W3)

375 Pre law, and that never gets fucking old. LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM


I agree.
Always makes me smile.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (axyOa)

376 What I'm really excited for is the "will they or won't they" about arresting Trump as soon as he's out of office.

I expect a lot of drama, a lot of "BREAKING NEWS" graphics, a lot of talk about the Southern District of New York.

It'll be great for ratings.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (UPoLF)

377 Walk? *Puts on track shoes and starts stretching*

Yeah we might "walk".

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (6Pqz7)

378 "I think the Microsoft AI bot..."

Hi! Can I help you with The Holocaust?

Posted by: Clippy at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (HhXSr)

379 I go to Cannibals for all of my medical advice. They have more of an incentive to give it to me straight then a doctor does!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:21 PM

Listen to him.
He was PreMed.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:24 PM (axyOa)

His father was a cannibal, and his father's father before him, and he's a chip off the ol' brachium.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 06:28 PM (oQ94s)

380 Cheer up imdonna.
What can't be cured must be endured so we might as well enjoy what we can. Buy popcorn, and we can start a betting pool on what city declared martial law first.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (axyOa)

As I posted on an earlier thread, this isn't over on January 20. On January 21, 75 million of us will wake up in the morning even more pissed off. We aren't going anywhere. This is Act Two. Act Three is going to be lit.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:28 PM (BMmaB)

381 Cato, were you the 'Ron talking about moving to a tropical island. If it was, and you weren't kidding,....where?

Posted by: Gaia at January 15, 2021 06:29 PM (Dz5W3)

382 ederal state and local government workers are using social distancing
and capacity limits to do even less work. It's lovely. And every time
someone tests positive everybody gets 2 weeks off with pay!

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (wgghp)

-
Didn't even affect their efficiency

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 15, 2021 06:29 PM (h1jJh)

383 I wish more people would feel the same about professional sportsball as they do Fox. It's almost a coin flip on who I want to fail most.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:29 PM (2DOZq)

384 I think that ALL the news stations and personalities are auditioning for the one state run apparatus that is coming soon.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 15, 2021 06:29 PM (99Nt9)

385 Off Gaia

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:29 PM (Dz5W3)

386 People are talking about Trump running in 2024, I'm more concerned he stays alive. If they get him to prison he will be a dead man.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:29 PM (wgghp)

387 What I'm really excited for is the "will they or won't they" about arresting Trump as soon as he's out of office.

I expect a lot of drama, a lot of "BREAKING NEWS" graphics, a lot of talk about the Southern District of New York.

It'll be great for ratings.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:27 PM (UPoLF)

***

Now THAT will start a riot.
One they don't want.
I'm looking forward to his first post-Presidential rally. It's gonna be friggin awesome!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (axyOa)

388 I don't mind that my neighbors are throwing a party right now. What I do mind is that their playing that shitty Zoomer EDM, and I feel like I'm at a rave.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (UPoLF)

389 His father was a cannibal, and his father's father before him, and he's a chip off the ol' brachium.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 06:28 PM (oQ94s)

...

Cannibal Bobby: Hey dad, can I have some friends over for dinner?

Cannibal Robert, Sr: *snif* that's my boy!

Posted by: Chuck Shumer at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (yL25O)

390 I suppose I'm the only one who thinks the gigantic grabber thingy the Oak Island team uses to pull stuff out of bore holes looks like an enormous penis boning Mother Earth.
I'm prepared to stand alone.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:25 PM (lgiXo)

Are they still on the air? Been a few years since I watched that shit show. I loved the metal detector guy though.....buttons and pennies galore.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (R/m4+)

391 I apologize
I will discontinue all flippancy

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (lgiXo)

392 they're*

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (UPoLF)

393 169 I don't know how any of this works anymore, but if you're talking about "sending a message" that you aren't going to take it anymore, the best way to do that might be a bloodbath election in '22.

By all accounts, R Party should smash through with massive victories at that time, taking control of both Houses.

That's how it's supposed to work.

But what if it doesn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (oQ94s)

Oh, it won't. Trust us.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (sy5kK)

394 If they get him to prison he will be a dead man.
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:29 PM (wgghp)

He would be the boss within a month.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (BMmaB)

395
Twitter, Inc. (TWTR)
45.18 -0.61 (-1.33%)
At close: 4:00PM EST

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 06:31 PM (yQpMk)

396 Didn't Tucker get in his car and drive to the White House to plead with Trump to shut down the country? And doesn't Tucker come from a very tony, rich upbringing? And after Tucker takes his guests to the woodhouse don't they all laugh and chuckle?
Something to think about. (Bill Barr)

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at January 15, 2021 06:31 PM (+CiEK)

397 197 I see Comey has come out of his redwood forest to say Trump voters have been radicalized by Trump just like Al Qaeda radicalizes Muslims
Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2021 05:57 PM (Zmnko)

Well, then.
Nobody will be surprised when Comey's head gets taken off by a Stihl chain saw.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at January 15, 2021 06:31 PM (sy5kK)

398 Id just like to know what they have on Trump. I have no fucking idea, but it must be good.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 15, 2021 06:31 PM (+8RJC)

399 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:20 PM (lgiXo)

I have no idea who that is, so I can't opine on her @$$. I can't opine on the male @$$es either. T.V. hasn't worked since 2011 and I never watched FOX news before that

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:32 PM (VP4Cd)

400
That's how it's supposed to work.

But what if it doesn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 05:52 PM (oQ94s)

Oh, it won't. Trust us.
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (sy5kK)

I don't know. We just have to cheat better than the Democrats. I know that's hard to envision, but now that we know what's required, we should be able to figure it out.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:32 PM (BMmaB)

401 I think that ALL the news stations and personalities are auditioning for the one state run apparatus that is coming soon.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 15, 2021 06:29 PM (99Nt9)


They'll screw this up. Competition is producing the most luxurious, unapologetic propaganda ever. One central agency couldn't manage all this.

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 06:32 PM (EjQ00)

402 The result is a Joe "Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho" Biden Presidency!

Posted by: Unkaren at January 15, 2021 06:32 PM (lRlNr)

403 Why bother having any "news" anymore anyway? We are no longer choosers of our own destiny by way of our votes. We have no more say in how the government is going to be run. They do what they want. They rule how they want. They take what they want. They steal what they want. We are now rendered completely powerless. What good is the propaganda for at this point? Why do they need to convince us of anything? They stole our country, for G*d's sake!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (O+I8R)

404 I will be glad when next week is over too. My son is coming up to visit my wife and I on the 20th. I mentioned to him we'd be able to watch in real time the last gasps of America as we know it.

I'd record that shit if I actually gave a shit. But nobody will give a shit about 2021 on 1 January 2022.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (3H9h1)

405 Our side cheating is like our side rioting. Unlike against the left they will enforce all the laws.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (wgghp)

406 You guys should join the Libertarian Party. It's fun. People put all kinds of stuff on you.

The best part is it's mostly GOP'ers. (Snicker)

I may reregister GOP though. With fixed elections from here on out it will be fun and cathartic to not vote for them.

Posted by: nip at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (cpS4u)

407 He would be the boss within a month.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (BMmaB)

Yup......Shot Caller Trump.

Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades on the Impala
A caller gettin laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY
But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY!
A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (R/m4+)

408
Rep Eric Swalwell
I'm honored and excited to rejoin active service @HomelandDems, where I plan to focus on highlighting and finding solutions to the scourge of white nationalism extremism

https://tinyurl.com/y4punosu

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (NpAcC)

409 195 OT. Vodka. Yay vodka.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 05:56 PM (Dz5W3)

Ahh.

The Russian solution.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

410 Cannibal Bobby: Hey dad, can I have some friends over for dinner?

Cannibal Robert, Sr: *snif* that's my boy!

Posted by: Chuck Shumer at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM

Cannibal Robert Sr was a Chief. The neighbor was the local editor. One day after a backyard BBQ, the neighbor was the editor in chief.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (axyOa)

411 I think Black humor is essential during shitstorm situations. Only IMHO of course.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

412 I rather have Mountain Dew Camacho than Biden. Any day.

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (wgghp)

413 But nobody will give a shit about 2021 on 1 January 2022.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (3H9h1)

Q: What did 2021 say to 2020?

A: Hold my beer.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (BMmaB)

414 Hey, guys, let me get my whiteboard ...

* scribbles the following *

I'm tanned

rested

ready!

Posted by: Karl Rove at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (DMUuz)

415 Sorry that was for Northernlurker

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

416

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who that it's namin'
For the loser now will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (yQpMk)

417 Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades on the Impala
A caller gettin laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the HIIIGHWAY, making money the FLYYYY WAY
But there's got to be a BETT-ER WAYY!
A better way, better way, YEAH-AHHHH.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (R/m4+)

Isn't that a children's book?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:35 PM (Dz5W3)

418 Just sent my note of thanks to President Trump.

Of all the notes I've written in my life, that was one I never wanted to send.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 06:35 PM (2JVJo)

419 Rep Eric Swalwell
I'm honored and excited to rejoin active service @HomelandDems, where I plan to focus on highlighting and finding solutions to the scourge of white nationalism extremism

https://tinyurl.com/y4punosu
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (NpAcC)

"white nationalism extremism."

Okay, then.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:35 PM (UPoLF)

420 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM (lgiXo)

You have nothing to apologize for. Go ahead-Be flippant. Th rest of us do that. .

And I'm sorry you're not feeling well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:35 PM (VP4Cd)

421 finding solutions to the scourge of white nationalism extremism

Pretty easy to find solutions to a non-existent problem.

Now try the scourge of Chinese influence among America's politicians, you treasonous little shit.

Posted by: spindrift at January 15, 2021 06:35 PM (Q7J8K)

422 408 They are totes antifa

Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 06:36 PM (azs4h)

423 "white nationalism extremism." (Anyone who voted for Trump)

Do they get to wear a snazzy uniform too? Will he design it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:36 PM (VP4Cd)

424 Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who that it's namin'
For the loser now will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (yQpMk)
***
Sniff...**wipes tear**
That's beautiful man!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:36 PM (axyOa)

425 if Trump so much as looks out the window, some AG will go after him. The banks have abandoned him and he will be broken soon. I wonder if the donks will exhume him periodically and desecrate his corpse.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 15, 2021 06:36 PM (4vNgL)

426 I'm honored and excited to rejoin active service @HomelandDems, where I plan to focus on highlighting and finding solutions to the scourge of white nationalism extremism


How about extreme yellow as play?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:36 PM (2DOZq)

427 I think Black humor is essential during shitstorm situations. Only IMHO of course.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

That's sounds racist. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:37 PM (Dz5W3)

428 They won't let Trump hold rallies. Incitement to violence, riling up all those white supremacists. Can't have that, can we? No venues will agree, and the airports won't let him get around that like he did during the campaign.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 06:37 PM (GW6S8)

429 Feelin' Lachey, punk?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 15, 2021 06:37 PM (Ndje9)

430 Pretty easy to find solutions to a non-existent problem.

Now try the scourge of Chinese influence among America's politicians, you treasonous little shit.
Posted by: spindrift at January 15, 2021 06:35 PM (Q7J8K)

Oh, no he means us.

Well, at least MAGA people.

They're still working out the wording, obviously. But they need to get "white" in there somewhere. And they love the word "extremist"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:38 PM (UPoLF)

431 Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 06:22 PM

That's it thanks

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 06:38 PM (Cxk7w)

432 Thirst!


so i opened a beer...

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 15, 2021 06:38 PM (p87/x)

433 Rhodes is just stupid. And ignorant. Imagine how vapid and ignorant most of the Beltway press is that that 4th rate junior staff shmuck - who wouldn't have been an intern at the NSC in the entire history of the organization up to that point, perhaps excluding some pretty dumb Hill people I know who were there under Clinton - dismissively (and correctly) talking about *manipulating* them.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 15, 2021 06:38 PM (OTzUX)

434 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 06:35 PM (2JVJo)

I haven't written yet because my mind is mush now, but I expect it will be a hard e-mail to write, and I also expect-given your writing ability-you did a great job!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:38 PM (VP4Cd)

435 Cannibal Bobby: Hey dad, can I have some friends over for dinner?

Cannibal Robert, Sr: *snif* that's my boy!

Posted by: Chuck Shumer at January 15, 2021 06:30 PM

Cannibal Robert Sr was a Chief. The neighbor was the local editor. One day after a backyard BBQ, the neighbor was the editor in chief.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (axyOa)


Ok, Heidi and I laughed at you morons.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:39 PM (Dz5W3)

436 Finding solutions...a Final Solution to the Trump voter problem.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 06:39 PM (GW6S8)

437 Our side cheating is like our side rioting. Unlike against the left they will enforce all the laws.
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (wgghp)
*********
Very true. I was glad to see that a Dem posing as a Republican got arrested in Texas for voter fraud and she can get 20 yrs in prison.
It still is important to try and keep your state red for reasons like this.
I get it though, Republicans need to work for our vote.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 06:39 PM (NpAcC)

438 Well Hordemates...it is Cosmo time!!!
Mrs D has the certain petulant look.
Back later.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:39 PM (axyOa)

439 If Trump doesn't have a non-extradite deal cut, then he simply does not grasp how things work now. And I'd bet he does not have a deal cut. Living 2020 like its 1980.

Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 06:39 PM (EjQ00)

440 Well, we've go to get to the Who's Clapping Loudest stage. Propaganda makes good comrades.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 15, 2021 06:39 PM (99Nt9)

441 > finding solutions to the scourge of white nationalism extremism.

You're white dude... probably shouldn't go down that road. Or, yea... go ahead. Maybe, if there's a God in Heaven, you'll get to find out what the "scourge" gets but get it first, and hard, flaming, barbed wire, sideways, pineapple 'n shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 06:40 PM (3H9h1)

442 @428

Is Max Yasgur still around?

Maybe he could rent his farm and we can haz TrumpStock.

That would certainly get a lot of people to come from all over the country.

Probably give the Deep State conniptions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2021 06:40 PM (vqU+L)

443 What in the ever-loving snot has Trump done to be arrested for???

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2021 06:40 PM (O+I8R)

444 Do you really want to know there is a NOOD?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 15, 2021 06:41 PM (gtatv)

445 Rep Eric Swalwell
I'm honored and excited to rejoin active service @HomelandDems, where I plan to focus on highlighting and finding solutions to the scourge of white nationalism extremism

https://tinyurl.com/y4punosu
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 06:33 PM (NpAcC)

And the first place I'm gonna look is in this here China spy cooch.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 15, 2021 06:41 PM (C7zIl)

446 439 If Trump doesn't have a non-extradite deal cut, then he simply does not grasp how things work now. And I'd bet he does not have a deal cut. Living 2020 like its 1980.
Posted by: Pierre at January 15, 2021 06:39 PM (EjQ00)

Yeah, I suspect Trump plans to split his time between NYC and Mar a Lago like he used to pre-presidency.

We'll see.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 06:41 PM (UPoLF)

447 I haven't written yet because my mind is mush now, but I expect it will be a hard e-mail to write, and I also expect-given your writing ability-you did a great job!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:38 PM (VP4Cd)


I wanted to keep it short and sweet. Told him I was proud to call him my President and that I, like 70 million others, would always have his back.

Someday I would like to shake his hand and say "God bless you, sir," to his face.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 06:41 PM (2JVJo)

448 Everybody else is allowed to have pride, have nationalism and power except white men....

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:41 PM (wgghp)

449 273 Hey Fox...or anyone else out there...here's the deal.
We don't want Conservative News.
We don't want Liberal News.
We want straight up honest fair and even handed news. Factual information. Take your "interpretation" and your "spin" and shove 'em.
If you cannot do this simple thing, then go pound sand.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2021 06:10 PM (axyOa)

Spot on, my man.

I owe a Coug a beer, and we never even had an Apple Cup!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

450 Swalwell: "white nationalism extremism."

Says the Whitest dude on the Hill who threatened to bomb half of America with nukes.

GFY

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 15, 2021 06:42 PM (HhXSr)

451
They won't let Trump hold rallies. Incitement to violence, riling up all those white supremacists. Can't have that, can we? No venues will agree, and the airports won't let him get around that like he did during the campaign.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 06:37 PM


so, it's settled, then

invite him to a MoMe

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 15, 2021 06:42 PM (dY4CJ)

452 ace (who's now busily perusing kitten or bat videos for the quarantine cafe), *you* may be done with the current GOP, many are - but I doubt nearly enough are to make a difference.

By "difference", I mean the GOP is annihilated via Georgia Senate Runoff Voters' Strike, or enough primary victories of actually different kinds of people to matter.

Even here in these comments, many are lashed with steel cables to the following formula:

Keep voting normally GOP/?????/profit!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 15, 2021 06:42 PM (OTzUX)

453 I rather have Mountain Dew Camacho than Biden. Any day.
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (wgghp)
-----
Pres. Camacho turned out to be a Reasonable Authority Figure, which is more than you can say for Bite 'em.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 15, 2021 06:43 PM (TsFZr)

454 Says the Whitest dude on the Hill who threatened to bomb half of America with nukes.

--

If there's anybody left on that toilet twatter, that would be a perfect reply to that sick pig.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2021 06:43 PM (O+I8R)

455 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:29 PM (Dz5W3)

Nothing final yet, but I want out before the Border Wall is rushed to completion and repurposed for keeping people *in*.

The ideal candidate will be small, with reasonable costs of living, have a tourism industry, and will never be able to support urban development.

If there's going to be a ruling global oligopoly, best place to be is far from their centers of power (the cities).
Better if you're someone who has something they want. They're not going to give up on tourism any time soon, and they're not going to pour their own drinks.

Tourist industry's going to go on no matter what.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 06:44 PM (P3rIL)

456 Thanks Fen, I just sent a message.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 15, 2021 06:44 PM (a4EWo)

457 I sent President Trump and FLOTUS a Christmas card with a long note of appreciation inside. I think I'll compose an email and send that too, before our coffin closes next week.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 15, 2021 06:45 PM (O+I8R)

458 From Pamela Geller - Congress passes HR1 voting and campaign finance bill to make sure they never lose another election and bill to make DC a state with two Democrat Senators and Democrat Congressman.

Why not just send DC back to their original Virginia and Maryland boundary?

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 06:46 PM (Cxk7w)

459 invite him to a MoMe

Oh my God.. would that not be the best thing?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2021 06:47 PM (nxdel)

460 Tourist industry's going to go on no matter what.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 15, 2021 06:44 PM (P3rIL)


Thanks. I'd like to be a bartender at a Tiki bar. I could do that for a long time. And spearfish. I love to spearfish.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:47 PM (Dz5W3)

461 if Trump so much as looks out the window, some AG will go after him. The
banks have abandoned him and he will be broken soon. I wonder if the
donks will exhume him periodically and desecrate his corpse.

I think he'll be fine. He probably has a dozen or more building projects lined up out of country already.

Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2021 06:47 PM (+ya+t)

462 Why not just send DC back to their original Virginia and Maryland boundary?
Posted by: Skip

Whoa now

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2021 06:48 PM (Xih1H)

463 Is there a White House Email address or what?

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 06:48 PM (Cxk7w)

464 Skip:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 15, 2021 06:49 PM (VP4Cd)

465 I think he'll be fine. He probably has a dozen or more building projects lined up out of country already.

Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2021 06:47 PM (+ya+t)

Yep. He knows business. And people know him and the business he brings. I swear they'll be dems asking him for $ behind the scenes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 15, 2021 06:51 PM (Dz5W3)

466 HR 1 expands voter registration, voting access and limits removing voters from rolls
( Yeah, the dead will vote in larger numbers)

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)

467 Thanks Fen

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)

468 Too cold for icecream. Besides I didn't win the lottery.

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 06:54 PM (em79L)

469 Thank you for contacting the White House. We are carefully reviewing your message.



President Donald J. Trump believes the strength of our country lies in the spirit of the American people and their willingness to stay informed and get involved. President Trump appreciates your taking the time to reach out.

Sincerely,

The Office of Presidential Correspondence

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 06:54 PM (3H9h1)

470 Since the only penalty is strangers thinking I'm a dumb shit...Trump's inauguration on the 20th will make heads explode.

He is not going anywhere.

I'd probably call up the National Guard.

Posted by: nip at January 15, 2021 06:56 PM (cpS4u)

471 Fen sent this
Mr President thank you for your dedication to this country we your voters will never forget it.
And no one will shake me from knowing you won a landslide and they stole it from you and your voters

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 06:59 PM (Cxk7w)

472 Its what country needs nip.

I found the Bob Ross channel on Pluto. Trees. Lots of trees.

Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 07:01 PM (v9My1)

473 Eromero I use to eat ice cream daily but only May through October, hardly touched it other than that. Don't eat that much anymore but dates still hold.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 07:02 PM (Cxk7w)

474 Heh. I don't think that histrionic child with a creative writing major built that vaunted media "echo chamber" without just a *little* help from his network mogul bro. But maybe I'm being paranoid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 07:03 PM (Bvn1K)

475 Skip, Old Pappy Eromero used to eat a bowl of icecream before he went to bed. I am within 8 years of his age when he died and I could probably do the same because I like icecream and anybody who knows me knows I am Old Pappy Eromero except for eye color. 6-2 and zero body fat. But the icecream she is like the Copenhagen.

Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 07:07 PM (em79L)

476 As someone said yesterday, why have Twinkie Light when you can have Twinkie? Just hire Obama.

Posted by: motionview at January 15, 2021 07:32 PM (pYQR/)

477 I have not watched Fox news since they called AZ on election night. They are too arrogant enough to not realize they need a complete house clean by eating contracts and hiring trustworthy people. They will not do that, so a moot point

Posted by: Jonah at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (Oizsv)

478 Great post today. Thanks for covering this Ace

Posted by: Draki at January 15, 2021 08:36 PM (fQbD4)

479 "Amid sagging ratings, Rupert Murdoch has taken a more hands-on role at Fox, perhaps portending the end of the road for the network's CEO since 2018."

Note: now that Roger Ailes has been replaced by a woman, they have to refer to sagging ratings instead of flaccid ratings.

Posted by: Matt_SE at January 15, 2021 08:55 PM (+WSKI)

480 And not looking back.

Posted by: Citizen at January 15, 2021 09:21 PM (BZRmC)

481 why are you engaging in wishful thinking? All this anti-Trump, anti-conservative crap that you hate so much was approved by the Murdoch's. Y'know the owners.

You seem to forget that Megan Kelly was with Fox news when she tried to take out trump in 2015. Fox has NEVER been Pro-Trump. NEVER. But keep wishing and thinking that if only they get rid of the head of the News Division or Wallace its going to change. Because its NOT.

Posted by: rcocean at January 15, 2021 09:38 PM (evE25)

482 There's something about the Center-right that makes it impossible for them to just accept reality and WRITE PEOPLE OFF. No, they always think, "Oh, if only they change this guy" or "If only so-and-so changes his mind, or apologizes" they'll go back to being your friend. which they never were.

The Murdoch boys are NOT conservative. They want a minimally conservative FOX News that's only Right-wing enough to draw enough eyeballs. Right now, they're following WSJ model. A libertarian "Op-ed" page, and a liberal news division. And like the WSJ, the "Op-ed" page isn't going to go against the Liberal Establishment. Carlson, for example, will be reined in. If he kicks too much, he will fired.

Posted by: rcocean at January 15, 2021 09:43 PM (evE25)

483 I have already walked.

Posted by: jbspry at January 15, 2021 11:12 PM (ATe9j)

484 What's wrong with Fox News?
Doesn't everyone want to see Martha McCallum giving Eric Swalwell an open microphone for 10 minutes every other night?

Posted by: gobagoo at January 16, 2021 07:25 AM (2Ia/C)

485 When they fired O'Reilly, it was the beginning of the end.

Posted by: gobagoo at January 16, 2021 07:27 AM (2Ia/C)

486 472 Its what country needs nip.

I found the Bob Ross channel on Pluto. Trees. Lots of trees.

Lots of happy clouds, too?
I feel my blood pressure drop 20 points when I watch Bob Ross.

Posted by: gobagoo at January 16, 2021 07:31 AM (2Ia/C)

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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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