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Quarantine Cafe: The Grifties Edition
Someone calling himself "Hotep Jesus" will be doing a "Grifties" award show on January 21.
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— Hotep Jesus (@HotepJesus) January 15, 2021
Private Pawl has breached the defences, now he needs to call for backup. pic.twitter.com/PItn4KbFPu
— Otter Braun (@otteritarian) January 15, 2021
— E-Girls Posting Their L’s Online (@EGirlsPostingLs) January 15, 2021
Just a massive coincidence! https://t.co/IOR8p14XOy
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) January 15, 2021
how it started how it’s going pic.twitter.com/7wwuy2uljD
— Logan Hall (@loganclarkhall) January 13, 2021
Stray dog greeting devotees outside the temple.. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/xQSHJXyoVN
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) January 12, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 07:34 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 07:35 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 07:37 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 15, 2021 07:37 PM (w+sAd)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 07:38 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 15, 2021 07:38 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 07:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 07:39 PM (v9My1)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 07:39 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 07:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ... at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (GW6S8)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)
About the dude? Yeah, apparently he was sending DM's to a bunch of young gay dudes that were very inappropriate.
And I know some young gay dudes, their level of what is inappropriate is a much higher bar then young women. So I assume the DM's were pretty bad.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Prime Sistah at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (tQL7r)
10 Multiple men ??
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)
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I have an air-tight alibi.
Posted by: John Weaver, Deviant at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (xku86)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: John Weaver, Deviant at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (xku86)
Somehow I doubt it's still airtight.
Posted by: ... at January 15, 2021 07:41 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 15, 2021 07:41 PM (H5knJ)
Democrats have shuttered bars, restaurants, hotels, and other hospitality businesses.
This has hurt the employees of hospitality businesses.
Thus Democrats hate women.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2021 07:42 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 15, 2021 07:42 PM (821cC)
Immoral pig.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 07:42 PM (W4eKo)
Does ace even have a shelf?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 07:42 PM (DMUuz)
is inappropriate is a much higher bar then young women. So I assume the
DM's were pretty bad.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Perhaps he asked them to confirm that Trump is not the antiChrist.
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2021 07:42 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 07:42 PM (v9My1)
What is the animal getting through the door? Looked to me like a otter
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 07:42 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 07:43 PM (GW6S8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Well, he can be banned, so I assume he can be barreled.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2021 07:43 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Bosk at January 15, 2021 07:43 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2021 07:43 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Skip
Just don't turn your back on it!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 15, 2021 07:44 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:37 PM
Thank you for you service to the Commentariat Community.
Posted by: Close Tags at January 15, 2021 07:44 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (GW6S
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Five "shakes" and not a single treat.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 15, 2021 07:44 PM (o9apC)
Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 07:44 PM (v9My1)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2021 07:44 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2021 07:45 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: ... at January 15, 2021 07:41 PM (uEbPt)
In fact I bet it whistles in a light breeze like a tea kettle.
Posted by: ... at January 15, 2021 07:45 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2021 07:45 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Skip
Just don't turn your back on it!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated
Yeah, don't!
Posted by: the other otter behind you at January 15, 2021 07:45 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
So (P)rick Wilson self portraits?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at January 15, 2021 07:45 PM (IwOf7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 07:45 PM (W4eKo)
How about some Van Morrison.
https://youtu.be/_6r2P4W9Yog
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2021 07:45 PM (hHxEu)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 07:46 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 07:46 PM (GW6S8)
My wife screamed at me. She called me Shitdick and threw me out of the house. I tried calling her but apparently she's been in the shower for three hours.
Can you help a guy out with some advice for a situation like this?
Posted by: John Weaver, Deviant at January 15, 2021 07:47 PM (xku86)
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 07:47 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 15, 2021 07:47 PM (y+Uiy)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 07:48 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, tree hugger, chopper, chipper at January 15, 2021 07:48 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Duncanthrax.Huh?IKEA stock goes down when Ace stops buying shelving!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 15, 2021 07:48 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 15, 2021 07:46 PM (GW6S
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Hey dad, could you pass the creamed spinach? On second thought, don't.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)
You don't walk into a building full of twisted old fruits for whom "quid pro quo" is a way of life, without expecting to smile like a donut in an office closet while a Craigslist drifter nails one of their wives to the desk.
It's probably right in the job description on indeed.com.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 07:49 PM (Bvn1K)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 07:49 PM (W4eKo)
Amos and Clarissa are walking through an area of NE US devastated by a directed asteroid attack. He knows to keep his head on a swivel around unknown people, even if they are "friendly".
"The thing about civilization is, it keeps you civil. I grew up like this. Everyone else is just playing catch-up.
People are tribal. The more settled things are, the bigger the tribes can be. The churn comes, and the tribes get small again."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 15, 2021 07:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
threw me out of the house. I tried calling her but apparently she's been
in the shower for three hours.
Can you help a guy out with some advice for a situation like this?
Posted by: John Weaver, Deviant at January 15, 2021 07:47 PM (xku86)
Other than suck starting an M1911 I got nothing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 07:50 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 07:50 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 15, 2021 07:50 PM (VbI7r)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 07:51 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 15, 2021 07:51 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: JuJuBee
https://youtu.be/GjOnQU1N_zQ
Even a song already written for it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2021 07:51 PM (hHxEu)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 07:51 PM (3H9h1)
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I think George ate her.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 15, 2021 07:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * Chaos coordinator at January 15, 2021 07:51 PM (7GxH7)
You don't walk into a building full of twisted old fruits for whom "quid pro quo" is a way of life, without expecting to smile like a donut in an office closet while a Craigslist drifter nails one of their wives to the desk.
It's probably right in the job description on indeed.com.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 15, 2021 07:49 PM (Bvn1K)
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That's, twisted old fruits who are $500,000 in debt.
Posted by: The Rick Wilson at January 15, 2021 07:51 PM (xku86)
424 Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who that it's namin'
For the loser now will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 06:34 PM (yQpMk)
1/2
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 07:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * Chaos coordinator at January 15, 2021 07:52 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 07:52 PM (em79L)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 07:53 PM (GW6S8)
When G'rump928(c) starts re-writing and quoting old Bob Dylan, it's a sign that nothing, and I mean nothing, will be going back to where it was just a few short months ago.
It's a sign, don't ignore it.
Oh, and eff you, Pixy, for making me break this into 2 posts.
I should really say eff the trolls, the troll mods to the code was because of them. Even more reason to despise the Left.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 07:53 PM (sy5kK)
They're certainly more like the "Log Cabin Republicans" than anyone guessed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 15, 2021 07:53 PM (di8v0)
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 07:54 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 15, 2021 07:54 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Theme song - "I can't get no Metamucil"
Posted by: Javems at January 15, 2021 07:54 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Dog at January 15, 2021 07:54 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: f'd at January 15, 2021 07:55 PM (v9My1)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)
When first I practice to deceive her
Sorry, honey, I never really was that into front holes.
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 07:56 PM (GW6S8)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 07:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2021 07:56 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 07:56 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 07:54 PM (qpX6U)
NRA has been in trouble for a while... seems to me they've pulled the DC grift of spending enormous money on "consultants" who happen to be friends and or businesses owned by themselves.. pretty much the bulwark or Lincoln project business plan.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 15, 2021 07:56 PM (+2xjH)
They're certainly more like the "Log Cabin Republicans" than anyone guessed.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 15, 2021 07:53 PM (di8v0)
And it was Lincoln who famously lived in a log cabin.
What a co-in-ki-dink!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2021 07:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 15, 2021 07:57 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 15, 2021 07:57 PM (kTF2Z)
They don't look like us at all!
Posted by: MiG-15s at January 15, 2021 07:58 PM (M7K2y)
Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2021 07:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 07:58 PM (GW6S8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 07:42 PM (DMUuz)
Some say...
He installed his own...and they stayed up!
Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at January 15, 2021 07:58 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 15, 2021 07:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: pep at January 15, 2021 07:43 PM (v16oJ)
No one is hoping for an eternal lockdown that prevents gatherings like Thanksgiving more than Weaver right now.
Well, except maybe the Queen Witch of the North Witmer.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 07:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 07:59 PM (W4eKo)
-John Weaver man of two truths
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: J. Weaver, True Conservative at January 15, 2021 08:00 PM (9nwlC)
Why, that's a lovely dress you're wearing, Mr. Weaver.
Posted by: Eddie Ass-kill at January 15, 2021 08:00 PM (Bvn1K)
How about some Van Morrison.
https://youtu.be/_6r2P4W9Yog
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2021 07:45 PM (hHxEu)
A local PBS station had a Van Morrison concert from Dublin in 1973. Full band of his, and strings from the Dublin Orchestra.
The lead-in says it was considered possibly the best live recording of Morrison, ever.
I have been watching that concert on the DVR at least 5 times since about November 5 or so.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 08:01 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2021 08:01 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:01 PM (GW6S8)
Posted by: J. Weaver, True Conservative at January 15, 2021 08:01 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: J. Weaver, True Conservative
They now have the bases for their third impeachment.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 15, 2021 08:01 PM (r1z5A)
So... just like all republicans.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 08:02 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 08:02 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Doobie Brothers at January 15, 2021 08:02 PM (M7K2y)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Not only that, the sewer is to be celebrated.
Yeah, no.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 08:03 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:03 PM (GW6S8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 15, 2021 08:03 PM (H5knJ)
The only thing that denies you a TS-SCI clearance appears to be voting for Trump.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 15, 2021 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 07:54 PM (qpX6U)
I think they're trying to get out of whatever contracts are holding them in NY, then they'll ditch their NY non-profit status and flee somewhere that isn't trying to destroy them.
That said, I'm not a huge fan of the NRA. But whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 15, 2021 08:04 PM (UPoLF)
yummy
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 15, 2021 08:04 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 08:04 PM (arJlL)
So... just like all republicans.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 08:02 PM (3H9h1)
I think it BECAME that. One easy fix is to term limit people so that the Mr. LaPierre's can't hang around there forever. Make it so that grifting isn't all that easy when running the org.
In the meantime I'm shaking down what change I have to join the TSRA.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 15, 2021 08:04 PM (M7K2y)
yummy
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm)
oooooOOOOOOOh !
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 08:05 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: John Weaver, Deviant at January 15, 2021 07:47 PM
Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Moron Helpful Advice Bureau at January 15, 2021 08:05 PM (DMUuz)
Well! That was a day. Had friends come over to help, and we hung 14 sheets of sheetrock, on the ceiling, or more precisely, making a ceiling where there used to be just rafters. Three more ceiling panels in the garage, and the ceiling work is done, save for a few small filler strips.
Of course, the catch is, I now have to replace a heater core in a Jeep Wrangler. Means taking the whole dash out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:05 PM (mzC78)
HR 1 to make voting for everyone, alive and dead is good as law, no one to stop it.
Should look up statehood, I would think it requires just more than Congress.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 08:05 PM (Cxk7w)
No twitter videos for me. Their vids won't play on my brave browser and I don't want to mix AoS with work tabs on chrome. I could try to find a way but why give an enemy the clicks?
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 15, 2021 08:05 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Indian dog waiting for treats outside the temple at January 15, 2021 08:05 PM (GW6S8)
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed
LaPierre could have charged them for less expensive suits. But Nooooooo!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 08:06 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 15, 2021 08:01 PM (r1z5A)
I was wondering what Congress was going to do next January.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 15, 2021 08:06 PM (Wm5SB)
"paws be with you"
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 15, 2021 08:06 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 15, 2021 08:03 PM (H5knJ)
Lol. Yeah he cucked his wife with a series of boys because of the enormous stress. Returning a sense of decency to the White House is a huge weight on your bunghole. Heart. I meant to say heart.
Posted by: Eddie Ass-kill at January 15, 2021 08:07 PM (Bvn1K)
If Allahpundit screwed the love of his life, Meghan McCain, on them, and they stayed up, then I will believe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 15, 2021 08:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: DJ at January 15, 2021 08:07 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I'm confident that you are equal to the task.
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 08:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ted Nugent at January 15, 2021 08:07 PM (W4eKo)
yummy
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi
It's shake-n-bake and IIIIIIIIIIIIIII helpd.
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:07 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Brown Eyed Girl at January 15, 2021 08:08 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 07:56 PM (2DOZq)
They were great friends, had so many things in common, could just talk about anything, shop together, he always dressed so well, never looked at other girls,...
Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2021 08:08 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 08:08 PM (2DOZq)
yummy
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 15, 2021 08:04 PM (nUhF0)
dinner !
Posted by: vmom's doggeh at January 15, 2021 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Indian dog waiting for treats outside the temple at January 15, 2021 08:09 PM (GW6S8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2021 08:09 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I ripped out about a bunch of sheets and the supports that made it a barrel ceiling.
Thus, our two jobs, when put together, maintained rough balance in the universe.
As it should be.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 08:09 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: vmom's doggeh at January 15, 2021 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 15, 2021 08:10 PM (M7K2y)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 08:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Well! That was a day. Had friends come over to help, and we hung 14 sheets of sheetrock, on the ceiling, or more precisely, making a ceiling where there used to be just rafters. Three more ceiling panels in the garage, and the ceiling work is done, save for a few small filler strips.
Of course, the catch is, I now have to replace a heater core in a Jeep Wrangler. Means taking the whole dash out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:05 PM (mzC7
--
I'm tellin' ya, AOP would kill it in a reality show. I would watch it.
And AOP would finally get the recognition he deserves.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:10 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:07 PM (wR3DP)
( Strong southern accent inserted)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 08:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:10 PM (I58tH)
*****
That name sounds familiar. Is that the 2nd Amendment group that came out publicly in support of banning and confiscating gun stocks?
Posted by: J. Weaver, True Conservative at January 15, 2021 08:10 PM (9nwlC)
A state by state association would be better. Align with states with common views, fuck the others.
Since we're now in a fuck you state of mind.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 08:11 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2021 07:58 PM (+ya+t)
Unless goolag perfects the deep fake of Biden, and soon, the dems are going to have to do something if they don't want the really stupid half of the country suddenly realizing there's somebody even worse off than they are at the rudder.
I'm not sure how they can paint the 25th amendment thing a few weeks after placing him, I'd think that'd be awkward (not that they give a shit about optics). But if he's got dementia like I've seen everybody else with dementia, this should get really entertaining.
I'm hoping the power struggle playing out behind the scenes tears them apart, and meanwhile Joe insists the secret service dresses like Russian sailors and starts wearing a petticoat and waders every time he gives an address.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:11 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I just watched I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 08:11 PM (arJlL)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/pbyyyfc
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 08:11 PM (DMUuz)
And am discovering my co-workers are even more emotionally uncontrolled wrecks than I had previously thought. And I thought they were one hangnail from being a basket case already.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 08:12 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:12 PM (GW6S8)
aka Schnitzel.
Posted by: vmom's doggeh at January 15, 2021 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Cajun style rather than German style . Batter just slightly different. Plus I forgot. Bone in.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 08:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2021 08:12 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:13 PM (9nwlC)
Bingo. So disillusioned. Should have known better.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 08:13 PM (W4eKo)
This is surprisingly detailed. Hmmm.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 15, 2021 08:13 PM (u82oZ)
A nice ending to a lousy week - I got off 3 hours early from work, so am now having a few thick fingers of Bushmills, listening to my "Friday Chill" playlist and hanging here at the cafe.
Here's a sample of what I'm listening to: "Lebanese Blonde" by Thievery Corporation.
https://tinyurl.com/kj5hw6n
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 08:13 PM (2JVJo)
Thanks for that. Here's the non-twitter version:
https://www.nraforward.org/
"By filing for chapter 11, is the NRA admitting it mismanaged donor funds? Not at all."
Bottom Line Message: LaPierre still firmly in charge.
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 08:13 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
==
be sure to take the warp engine coil offline first or you'll.damage the dilithium crystal
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 15, 2021 08:13 PM (nUhF0)
no one who ever interviews Trump, from now until the end of time (unless they are a true friendly), will address him as 'Mr President'
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 08:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at January 15, 2021 08:14 PM (GW6S8)
A state by state association would be better. Align with states with common views, fuck the others.
Since we're now in a fuck you state of mind.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 08:11 PM (3H9h1)
From what I'm seeing the chapter 11's so they can give NY the middle finger, and reform in TX. First good move they've made, hopefully they can pull out of the death spiral with some changes. This could be a good thing.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:14 PM (L8ADy)
IIRC, this Weaver story started when someone accused Weaver of procuring young men for sex with the promise of a job at The Lincoln Project -- and then he didn't hire them?
Now that's some decency Harvey Weinstein and Bryan Singer could get behind - and hump furiously.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 08:14 PM (bDqIh)
And AOP would finally get the recognition he deserves.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Seconded !
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 08:14 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2021 08:14 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:15 PM (GW6S8)
Life sometimes sucks. Process that, snowflakes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 08:15 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:15 PM (wR3DP)
And AOP would finally get the recognition he deserves.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:10 PM (sy5kK)
Sample soundtrack: "Bleep bleep bleep panel, bleep bleeep, screwgun. Bleep, Bleep."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:15 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 08:13 PM (qpX6U)
If nothing changes in that regard, they're dead meat.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:16 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:16 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 08:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 08:17 PM (Ti1eN)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 15, 2021 08:17 PM (rWZ8Y)
In the comments section of a Van Morrison video:
Keith Richards once said "When you all get home from work, you put on the Stones. When the Stones get home from work, we put on Van Morrison."
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 08:18 PM (Rvt88)
I look at the current culture and ask: Does EVERY relationship in 2021 involve sexting and dick picks? Courtship sure has changed a lot.
Saw one yesterday where a chick arranged an internet "date," went to pick the guy up, SAW he wasn't the guy in the pic and that he looked like a murderer, yet let him in the car anyway. She and her father get murdered by the guy within one hour.
How horny are these people that they have to connect in this sordid and dangerous fashion?
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 08:18 PM (qpX6U)
"paws be with you"
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 15, 2021 08:06 PM
And with your spirit.
Posted by: Teh doggeh at January 15, 2021 08:18 PM (UCLEv)
They need to clean house. Everyone must go. Even the writers and editors.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 08:18 PM (3H9h1)
The odds? They get better every day.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 08:18 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 15, 2021 08:19 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Mr. Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:19 PM (5mEzs)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2021 08:14 PM (l6b3d)
And here I thought it stood for Lesbian/grrrrrl power.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:19 PM (L8ADy)
and starts wearing a petticoat and waders every time he gives an
address.
I'm in, you don't have to sell it.
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:19 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:14 PM (L8ADy)
The key will be is if they fix their board/leadership structure so that grifters like Mr. LaPierre can be kept out. (He may have been good at one point but he was there too long and got too comfortable.) I'm with you. I'm hoping this makes for a better, stronger, more effective NRA.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 15, 2021 08:19 PM (M7K2y)
Linktr.ee/kagbabe
Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights at January 15, 2021 08:20 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:20 PM (GW6S8)
Life sometimes sucks. Process that, snowflakes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 08:15 PM (W4eKo)
Pretty much what I just said.
And they are melting down cause they couldn't control her choices.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 08:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:21 PM (GW6S8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:16 PM (I58tH)
My action plan: verify year and model of Wrangler, then search Ewetoob, and see if anyone has posted a video with an easy work-around. And if the dash does have be removed, I want to know the easy way to do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:21 PM (mzC78)
******
We make them a few different. The old reliable Southern style with biscuits, and for breakfast, lunch, or dinner is salt and pepper the rinsed pork chop before dredging it through a plate of flour with a fair amount of salt, pepper, and garlic mixed into it. Heat oil in the skillet, fry, put a couple of pats of butter into the pan before flipping, flip onto the butter, and finish cooking. Mmm.
I like mine with a pinch of cayenne pepper in the flour but it's too much for the kids.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:21 PM (9nwlC)
No standing. Welcome to Amerika.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 08:21 PM (W4eKo)
Read the nraforward.org announcement.
LaPierre ain't going anywhere. NRA is LaPierre, and LaPierre is NRA.
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 08:22 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 08:21 PM (W4eKo)
Greetings from the South-Central Administrative District.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 15, 2021 08:22 PM (M7K2y)
Keith Richards once said "When you all get home from work, you put on the Stones. When the Stones get home from work, we put on Van Morrison."
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:17 PM (sy5kK)
I like that. It reminds me of the old saying, "Bach is the sound of God thinking. Mozart is the sound of God playing."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 08:22 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 08:18 PM (3H9h1)
Usually in a chapter 11, that's part and parcel of the whole thing. Otherwise, they're just saying they don't want to pay their bills. Do members have no say? I don't know, I'm not a member. But I do know they've made some dick moves the past decade.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:23 PM (L8ADy)
Linktr.ee/kagbabe
Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights
He couldn't do that 6 months ago?
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:23 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Ziba at January 15, 2021 08:24 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2021 08:24 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 15, 2021 08:17 PM (Ti1eN)
DJT has been very strong on stamping out human trafficking. So he is denying pedos perversion opportunities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:24 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:23 PM (wR3DP)
Trust The Plan!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 15, 2021 08:24 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 15, 2021 08:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
"On Jan. 20 Sen. Kamala Harris will be sworn in as VP of the US. There's a call for women to wear pearls to honor Harris, and to empower women. A Facebook page "Wear Pearls on Jan. 20, 2021," has 300K members. AJC would like to see your pearls. Send a photo to spoole@ajc.com. pic.twitter.com/zTa1G9L3sZ
-- AJC (@ajc)"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 08:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 08:12 PM (2DOZq)
Yeah it is.
- John Weaver
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, fuck you, war. at January 15, 2021 08:25 PM (tpneH)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:20 PM (GW6S
Got any other bags full of parts sitting around?
Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 15, 2021 08:25 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 08:25 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:25 PM (KZzsI)
How many more times must we thank you for your service? This becomes tedious.
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 15, 2021 08:26 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 15, 2021 08:26 PM (VVEnO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2021 08:09 PM (U2p+3)
Me and the Misses watched it a few weeks /months ago. It's pretty good, although not for kids because of the violence and rough sex and language.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at January 15, 2021 08:26 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)
Hiya Pinchy !
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 08:26 PM (arJlL)
We like what the NRA was founded to do and its proper function, but not what its become.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:26 PM (KZzsI)
..
Taking a selfie right now!
Wait a minute I just got in trouble for this.
Posted by: Mr. Weaver at January 15, 2021 08:26 PM (5mEzs)
I can't keep up
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 08:25 PM (iTXRQ)
No , the NRA has been on most of the horde's shit list for years.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 08:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 15, 2021 08:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
My action plan: verify year and model of Wrangler, then search Ewetoob, and see if anyone has posted a video with an easy work-around. And if the dash does have be removed, I want to know the easy way to do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:21 PM (mzC7
Who IS this guy?
I like him!
Posted by: Mike "Dirty Jobs" Rowe at January 15, 2021 08:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:27 PM (I58tH)
Man, I really have to wonder if any of these people has an IQ soaring into the double digits. I don't think it's possible to be more clue-free than this. "why is everybody laughing?!?"
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:27 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 08:28 PM (arJlL)
Horde, you know what to do...
Posted by: Al Unsure at January 15, 2021 08:28 PM (XrAad)
What the hell does pearls have to do with Kamala, unless this is a sly "pearl necklace" jibe? I mean its funny in a sort of 4chan way but nobody will get the joke. 4chan's gags are so effective they just become part of the mainstream culture and aren't a joke any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Gray
Bah. Make them eat it your way. It'll put hair on their chests.
Hopefully they're boys.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2021 08:28 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 08:29 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:29 PM (KZzsI)
Fire Administration, it's keeping me from wasting my life online. It
just makes me to angry to read about the death of the Republic. Embrace
me sweet apathy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Every day a new outrage. Never thought I'd see the destruction of America carried live, and with such glee.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 15, 2021 08:29 PM (r1z5A)
I can't keep up
Posted by: DB- just DB
***
We do, and that's why we ARE speaking up.
I don't have much hope for them right now, though. In addition to supporting the gun parts bans, that fancy suit silliness from a year or two ago was when I started to worry.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:30 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 08:30 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2021 08:30 PM (TdMsT)
I'm glad I work from home, because if I were out and about on the 20th and saw any woman with a pearl necklace, I would not be able to stop laughing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 08:31 PM (2JVJo)
Every year it feels like there's another food I have to take off the list. I'll be on bread and water in a few years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:31 PM (KZzsI)
'Q' for "Trust the Plan"
Mitch McConnell for "They Don't Need no Stinkin' $2000"
Liz Cheney for "Impeach II: Impeach Harder"
Lin Wood for "Stay Home and Don't Vote"
The Lincoln Project also for "Stay Home and Don't Vote"
And the Grifty goes to...Lin Wood for "Stay Home and Don't Vote!"
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 15, 2021 08:31 PM (LyNG0)
Thanks. I don't really understand the tweet, but then again, I don't understand how sending nudes and doing soft porn on OnlyFans is considered normal. I feel old.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 08:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 08:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: JT at January 15, 2021 08:31 PM (arJlL)
What the hell does pearls have to do with Kamala, unless this is a sly "pearl necklace" jibe? I mean its funny in a sort of 4chan way but nobody will get the joke. 4chan's gags are so effective they just become part of the mainstream culture and aren't a joke any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:28 PM (KZzsI)
Wearing white, and wearing pearls, are the new equivalents of the pink pussy hat of 2017. It's a Lefty/feminist thing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (sy5kK)
Recommend that each receives a several milligrams of Fentanyl to dull the emotional pain.
Posted by: Observer at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:27 PM (I58tH)
The Panhard is enduring the winter right now. But it motivates, and windshield and back glass are now sealed in place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (mzC78)
Every year it feels like there's another food I have to take off the list. I'll be on bread and water in a few years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:31 PM (KZzsI)
This makes me want to put on a crock pot o' chili.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (M7K2y)
Knew it was coming when Chocolate Jesus ascended. Didn't really think I would live to see it, tho. Oh, well...adjustments must be made.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 15, 2021 08:14 PM (l6b3d)
"Losses" as in "Women posting their losses." There's a couple different twitter handles which post that stuff. Some of them are hilarious. It's women often admitting to doing horrible things and having karma bite them in the ass and whining about it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 15, 2021 08:33 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2021 08:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: jeff at January 15, 2021 08:34 PM (J2JqR)
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 08:34 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 15, 2021 08:34 PM (cLSW1)
so we don't like the NRA now?
I can't keep up
Posted by: DB- just DB
Pay attention, boy. I say, I say pay attention.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 15, 2021 08:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2021 08:34 PM (TdMsT)
Fire some up and enjoy it for me
I made a chili cake like 20 years ago. Two cakes made of cornbread, with chili inbetween and over it like frosting, shredded cheddar and jalepeno slices on top for decoration.
It tasted really good but I don't think my extended family at the Christmas chili feast we no longer get to do could figure it out.
Knew it was coming when Chocolate Jesus ascended. Didn't really think I would live to see it, tho.
Yeah I figured a couple more decades, at least. I don't want my mom to have to go through it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:23 PM (wR3DP)
I know, right?
Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights at January 15, 2021 08:35 PM (Rbu5d)
Don't know about them, but AARP is left-wing garbage.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 08:35 PM (2JVJo)
*****
That's a great one. I'm sure there are more than a few versions, but Waylon and Johnny were almost always a great combination.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:35 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:35 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (9nwlC)
I use Hagerty for two cars. No problems to report.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:36 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dr. H. Lecter at January 15, 2021 08:37 PM (UCLEv)
Steady cam? Kubrik, The Shining, 1980? Yeah, we been using those for a while. Fuck no.
Let's hire a hyperactive 7 year old with dyskinesia, give them a box full of pixy sticks, a hoola-hoop and a camera on the end of a spring, stand them on a hooverboard then point them in the general direction of the actors. Aa-aa-and action!
SSSSSSSTTT- TTTTTTOO- OOOOOOPPPP!
IIII CCCC- CCCCAAA- NNNNN-TTTT SSSSSSS- SSSEEEEE AAAA- AAAAAA- NNNNN- NNNYYYYY- YYYY- TTTTHHHH- HIIII- IIINNNGGGG!!!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:37 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:36 PM (mzC7
***
Same. I've had to get more than one tow on one of the less reliable ones and they've been great.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:37 PM (9nwlC)
Ah, OK, that makes more sense!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 08:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:35 PM (9nwlC)
For my money and listening attention, no one was ever better than Waylon.
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 08:37 PM (u+Y3T)
It's obvious that John Weaver thought long and hard about how he would be able to get away with this... so he plays the virtue signal card because he knows the Left will forgive him. Probably would have gotten bonus points if he came out as a gay man who will now be living his life as a woman.
I hope he gets destroyed and his wife takes him for all he's worth.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 08:37 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:38 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2021 08:38 PM (63Dwl)
Don't go watch old episodes of Homicde: Life On The Street. Great writing, great performances... godawful shaky cam. It was the first big use of shaky cam and it almost gives me motion sickness. Its so distracting I cannot enjoy the show.
The idea was that it made it feel more "real" and like you were "in the moment" but all it does is make me angry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 08:39 PM (ONvIw)
******
Apparently those camera angles are supposed to convey something, but when you use it for every shot it just becomes irritating and overly busy.
Whatever you do don't watch the Transformer movies.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:39 PM (9nwlC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 15, 2021 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (em79L)
There is much wisdom that comes from experience. God bless her.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 08:31 PM
Are they really this lacking in self awareness?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (UCLEv)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2021 08:30 PM (TdMsT)
*tips hat*
And a fine good evening to you, Ladyl!
Anything new with your gun training?
(because deep down, EVERY thread at AoS is a gun thread.)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 15, 2021 08:41 PM (4XpCU)
>The Harris swearing in will begin with an early morning of mimosas and bukkake.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2021 08:41 PM (03n3v)
Between the too-similar looking robots and poorly shot action pieces, I cannot tell what is going on most of the time. Seriously guys, could you at least give me a fight card so I can tell who the fighters are? 3 story tall robot vs 3 story tall robot that all look the same, with the camera all over the place and cuts constantly breaking your point of view... what the hell is going on???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:41 PM (KZzsI)
What exactly are they there for?
Their gun reviews are tedious, bullshit based on what stock the writer owns. They continue to style write as if it was 1950.
The Rifleman mag is down to something like 15 pages of actual gun stuff... the rest, ads and pleas for money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 08:41 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 15, 2021 08:41 PM (63Dwl)
Pearl necklace: slang for a particular act in a certain subset of adult movies
With an approximate graphic.
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 15, 2021 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2021 08:42 PM (UUBmN)
Posted U
Dad had a AAA policy for years. I have an option with my insurance for a roadside rider. $5 a year. 1 free tow per year and unlimited jumps or run out of gas rescue. In ten years I have used the tow twice and the jump once. The first tow, kidlet and I were camping about 40 miles from town off an old dirt road. I tied a grocery bag on the closet marker. We walked out 11 miles in the rain until we had a signal. Tow to my preferred shop was gratis. Turned out to be the fuel pump which, of course was in the gas tank. I tried the jumper box, fuses, anything I could think of. No go. I think the tow bill was about $700. My last camping trip.
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:42 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 15, 2021 08:42 PM (+4EvF)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 15, 2021 08:34 PM (cLSW1)
Honey, why are those MAGA rioters saying "hands up don't shoot," and "I can't breathe?" And there's a gas station and a Target at the Capitol?
They need to keep reminding the idiots that this happened, they're already forgetting. This makes me think even more they've got something planned, and need to keep this front and center for the coming narrative.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:42 PM (L8ADy)
I think the Cycle Sluts from Hell sang that tune on the same album as "I Wish You Were a Beer"...
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 08:43 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2021 08:43 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zombie Nathan Hale at January 15, 2021 08:43 PM (W4eKo)
Disney Lucasfilm now creating Chinese language Star Wars stories for Chinese market only; stories will not be translated into English
Luke, eat your Uighur goulash!
But Aunt Beroo, the Uighur don't taste as good as they used to!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (pNxlR)
I have a cell phone. I have several vehicles capable of pulling my car trailer. So if Suburban #1 drops its drive shaft somewhere on the highway, I will call a friend: "can you pick me up at Acme, and drive me home?" Then I hitch up my car trailer to #2 Suburban, and go fetch #1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (mzC78)
And like, she has tits, but shes a 7, max. A 6, really.
We live in a wicked world
Posted by: DJ3way at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (y4Fdh)
Pearl necklace: slang for a particular act in a certain subset of adult movies
With an approximate graphic.
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 15, 2021 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
EEEEEW...I had no idea (stashes mikimoto necklace in sock drawer)
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Brie Larson at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (KZzsI)
Which is ironic because several years ago, I bought her a vintage Pearl Necklace at an antique sale.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (R5lpX)
Between the too-similar looking robots and poorly shot action pieces, I cannot tell what is going on most of the time. Seriously guys, could you at least give me a fight card so I can tell who the fighters are? 3 story tall robot vs 3 story tall robot that all look the same, with the camera all over the place and cuts constantly breaking your point of view... what the hell is going on???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:41 PM (KZzsI)
Saw the second film in the theater and actually got physically ill at the end of the movie during the fight scene as it was just a mess.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (xPcn3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (sy5kK)
And/or a boobs thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (Ik0/P)
It occurred to me that we should take over some of the left's mantra's and make them ours.
For example, I was driving today and saw one of those pink bumperstickers that said, "PERSIST!".
We should take that, make it with the stars and bars in red, white, and blue. All the feminist will be in a tizzy, especially war-path warren.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2021 08:46 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at January 15, 2021 08:44 PM (R5lpX)
That is WHY you are sleeping in the couch, she will never see that necklace in the same way.
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 08:46 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 08:46 PM (Cxk7w)
Thank you! Yes, I noticed that, too.
I'm only getting a little MS local news in the morning while checking out the weather, and they keep upping the damage/potential terror narrative.
Reporter with a straight face saying around 100 "white supremicists" arrested -- not alleged, or even explanation of what makes them white supremacists, just as known fact. I'd ask WTF, but after watching this play out for years, especially in the last 9 mos., it's SOP. They report in lockstep the narrative, and it has no relation to reality, its purpose is to stir up emotions, primarily anxiety, hate and fear.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 08:46 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 15, 2021 08:46 PM (4XpCU)
Does she do, um, extracurricular work with fans on the side or just the photos? Because I know at least of few are down with private shows and er, appearances. But its not hooking, honest!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 15, 2021 08:47 PM (JKNZq)
Kid actress did good job of looking genuinely terrified in that one.
Posted by: Armie Tasted gp And Barfed at January 15, 2021 08:47 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (NpAcC)
I thought the DC natives were pleased with their smelly old man
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 08:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Hungaryan at January 15, 2021 08:47 PM (g741k)
I have encountered many a fanboi and fangurrrrl of the fair Kamala who have gushed about her fondness for wearing pearl necklaces. They look at me strangely when I attempt to stifle my guffaws.
"Oh, sure, she rose through the ranks just like any other high achiever -- through grit and hard work!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 08:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:48 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (sy5kK)
And/or a boobs thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (Ik0/P)
Basically the left and right pillar of the place. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 08:48 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 08:46 PM (Cxk7w)
He was never planning to, either this shames him or he acts like he was going to act, any day now, swearsies.
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 08:48 PM (ONvIw)
Posted U
Dad had a AAA policy for years. I have an option with my insurance for a roadside rider. $5 a year. 1 free tow per year and unlimited jumps or run out of gas rescue. In ten years I have used the tow twice and the jump once. The first tow, kidlet and I were camping about 40 miles from town off an old dirt road...
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:42 PM (wR3DP)
I've had AAA for 40 something years now, both insurance and roadside crap. I can't say enough good things about the company for insurance. The roadside service is good, but you need to weigh what you do. A few years back they changed the distance they'll tow with the standard service, so I upgraded. 10 miles ain't shit. I sure won't change, they've always done everything I've asked and been fast. Usually wind up having to use annually for me or somebody. Also, you can get good hotel rates through them.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:48 PM (L8ADy)
One of the Fanning sisters, who have a lot of talent. She seemed genuinely traumatized, it was heartwrenching.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:31 PM (KZzsI)
There's always the Pine Float.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (R5lpX)
the side or just the photos? Because I know at least of few are down
with private shows and er, appearances. But its not hooking, honest!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:47 PM (KZzsI)
I can't get a date to save my life. Can you forward me some of these ladies?
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 15, 2021 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
That was actually the B-side to "Rednecks, White Socks And Blue Ribbon Beer."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (2JVJo)
Tripods and shaky cam bring me to the Tom Cruise War of the Worlds film. In that movie you're not SUPPOSED to understand what is going on, the alien invasion is out of control and he's just trying to survive. Cruise was bad casting, it should have been more of an everyman, but it was pretty well done anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor a
My predominant impression from that film was Dakota Fanning screaming, practically without stop.
Wow, what depth! What acting chops!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: redridinghood
-----
If there is a coronation and no one shows up, does it still count?
Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (UUBmN)
I even had a co-worker once use his AAA to get my car jump started when it died at work.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (NpAcC)
>>> 305
.....
Reporter with a straight face saying around 100 "white supremicists" arrested -- not alleged, or even explanation of what makes them white supremacists, just as known fact. I'd ask WTF, but after watching this play out for years, especially in the last 9 mos., it's SOP. They report in lockstep the narrative, and it has no relation to reality, its purpose is to stir up emotions, primarily anxiety, hate and fear.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 08:46 PM (bDqIh)
INSURRECTIONISTS!!
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (TK8Ry)
Good for you. Everyone should have anti-aircraft artillery.
Posted by: db at January 15, 2021 08:50 PM (E0PSG)
That is what I recalled when some tv station showed The Last Man On Earth the other night.
Posted by: Case at January 15, 2021 08:50 PM (+yaNb)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (sy5kK)
And/or a boobs thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (Ik0/P)
The 2 are not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:50 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Zombie Nathan Hale at January 15, 2021 08:50 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (NpAcC)
This makes zero sense. 25k NG, razor wire, metal detectors. This is pure insanity. A duly elected President has never needed anything like this and everyone knows it.
Posted by: DJ at January 15, 2021 08:51 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 08:51 PM (em79L)
Posted by: db at January 15, 2021 08:52 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:52 PM (I58tH)
I think all you have to do is donate a lot on their online chat sessions and you too can be a sugar daddy for a night
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:52 PM (KZzsI)
That happened immediately after son #1 called from LA and said "Dad, I have a flat."
Uh, I'm 2300 miles away. What would you have me do?
Good for what it was.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 08:52 PM (Rvt88)
My favorite gun in Fallout 2. Get a critical hit and you just shoot the target to wet chunks all over the landscape
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (KZzsI)
Nurse! **hugs**
Here's a couple more on my playlist:
"The Beat Goes On," The All-Seeing I -
https://tinyurl.com/y5vrfmzr
"Chick A Boom Boom Boom," Mocean Worker -
https://tinyurl.com/y2c3qjoe
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (NpAcC)
This makes zero sense. 25k NG, razor wire, metal detectors. This is pure insanity. A duly elected President has never needed anything like this and everyone knows it.
Posted by: DJ at January 15, 2021 08:51 PM (O3/K+)
Stan's dipshits are showing their collective ass to the non-psychos.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (TK8Ry)
Him beating Tim Robbins to death with a shovel was worth the price of admission.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
Uh, I'm 2300 miles away. What would you have me do?
Good for what it was.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 08:52 PM (Rvt8
Or, you teach your kids how to change a damn tire?
I did. Daughter too.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (NpAcC)
I suppose that in their twisted minds, it matters not. Utopia is just an execution away.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (W4eKo)
The Rifleman mag is down to something like 15 pages of actual gun stuff... the rest, ads and pleas for money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 08:41 PM (3H9h1)
Given that English was used in 1950, unlike today, is that such a bad thing?
(The one thing I like about the Rifleman: "The Armed Citizen". I hope that column still exists.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 15, 2021 08:54 PM (M7K2y)
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 08:54 PM (Ojki1)
Just watched the Hostiles on. Netflix (yeah, I know but grandkids). The story is of a retiring cavalry captain forced to return his nemesis, an old Cheyenne Indian chief, back to his home valley in Montana. Along the way they encounter rampaging Comanches, fur trappers and more. Very well done with a number of realistic gun battles.
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 15, 2021 08:54 PM (vgGvZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 08:54 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 08:40 PM (sy5kK)
And/or a boobs thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (Ik0/P)
The 2 are not mutually exclusive.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:50 PM (L8ADy)
Boobs or guns.
Anything above 40 is a really good number.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2021 08:55 PM (oHd/0)
reality, its purpose is to stir up emotions, primarily anxiety, hate and
fear.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 08:46 PM (bDqIh)
I'm guessing some of those futuristic movies where people storm the media, waste everybody in the building, and broadcast the actual truth to red pill the population isn't that far out there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 08:55 PM (9Om/r)
Wow, what depth! What acting chops!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (pNxlR)
I agree. That was a terrible movie.
There was also the scene where the tripods called out to Tom Cruise saying that they didn't like him because he was dangerous. He then turned around and said, "THAT'S RIGHT, ALIENS, I AM DANGEROUS!!!"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 15, 2021 08:55 PM (M7K2y)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (oHd/0)
Nobody taught me but I figured it when I was 20 years old and got a flat while driving from CA to OR to visit hubs while his ship was in port.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (Ik0/P)
********
FWIW, the little $50 rechargeable jump boxes are worth their weight in gold. I've got one in all the cars now, although you'll need to spend a bit more to get one that can turn over larger engines (6.0L to 8.0L+)
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (9nwlC)
I believe you can get me through the night
Oh, John weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light
Posted by: RJD at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (ucNdt)
I've used it numerous times since then. I've got more than my money's worth out of it.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 08:45 PM (NpAcC)
BLM / Antifa coming to partay?
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (8eSmR)
Whatever you do don't watch the Transformer movies.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:39 PM (9nwlC)
I get limited use in a fight scene, but really, it makes it look like you're viewing through a camera. But when 2 guys are SITTING at a table, talking and the camera is jumping around and zooming (clunkily) in and out, just stop. Stop already.
I tried to watch a transformers movie (think it had like, an 8 on IMBD) and just couldn't. I have no fucking idea what was going on, same sort of thing but with CGI. Which, makes it even worse in a lot of ways. Blurry, choppy, bad frame rate (get a new graphics card for crying out loud) and explosions. I blame Blair Witch. But THAT had a reason for being that way. But now $200M movies are supposed to look like a found-footage film? Fuck off.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: artemis at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
You don't carry jumper cables?
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:57 PM (wR3DP)
.....
There was also the scene where the tripods called out to Tom Cruise saying that they didn't like him because he was dangerous. He then turned around and said, "THAT'S RIGHT, ALIENS, I AM DANGEROUS!!!"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 15, 2021 08:55 PM (M7K2y)
Why am I thinking this isn't really a spoiler?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 15, 2021 08:57 PM (TK8Ry)
Him beating Tim Robbins to death with a shovel was worth the price of admission.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
Yeah that was about the extent of what I liked. A co-worker at the time was going to see the movie and I joked and faked sneezing and said "oops, movie is over."
He didn't get it. Was in his mid 20's, but leftist so I guess reading or hearing of the whole thing was just beyond him.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 08:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 08:48 PM (wR3DP)
Well, one of the best ways to ensure continuity of service with vehicles is to have at least one backup. And since I have a car trailer to tote the hobby cars around, it can also be my emergency tow vehicle. Now if I was a long way from home, say southern Utah, well then if the rig broke down, and a roadside repair was impossible, then I'd have it towed to the nearest decent-sized town, and then weigh my options.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 08:58 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
If I won Powerball, I'd have a battery of quad 40 mm Bofors Mark 2 and 88mm Flak guns in the back acreage.
A man can dream can't he?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 08:58 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: EveR at January 15, 2021 08:58 PM (R0z7P)
Heh, right?
The problem is, people would forget within hours.
Remember a few weeks ago when a list of CCP agents in high positions within western governments and corporations, NGOs, etc. was leaked? Kind of a big freakin; deal, and then.. . . nothing.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 08:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2021 08:53 PM (oHd/0)
Nobody taught me but I figured it when I was 20 years old and got a flat while driving from CA to OR to visit hubs while his ship was in port.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (Ik0/P)
It was part of the deal before they could get a license.
Plus, took them out to empty parking lots in both Rain and Snow, to learn how to drive a skid (was in Denver).
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 15, 2021 08:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Bete
I didn't see that one.
The 'action' cinematography that grinds my gears is this type:
Hero begins throwing a punch. Camera is a fish-eye lens, 6.2 miles from the action. Duration of cut: 0.7 seconds. Hero lands the punch. Camera is a mini-go-pro inside the punch-ee's left nostril. Duration of cut: 0.1 seconds. Punch-ee goes flying. Camera is the fish-eye thing again. Duration of cut: 0.8 seconds. Punch-ee lands. Camera is in a gopher hole where his head lands. Duration of cut: 0.3 seconds.
Nobody had to act at all. Or do any stunts. I think "the matrix" started it, but at least they had shots that lasted a few seconds and switched from "bullet time" to super-speed.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2021 08:59 PM (P1f+c)
insanity. A duly elected President has never needed anything like this
and everyone knows it.
Posted by: DJ at January 15, 2021 08:51 PM (O3/K+)
Bingo. It says illegitimate government under siege.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 08:59 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (9nwlC)
YES!!! I can't say enough good things about those little lithium batteries! They're fucking amazing! The tech has changed a LOT in the past few years. These things can turn over a fucking tractor. I got one, little zippered case and keep it in the trunk. I think I got the #2 or #3 this guy tested as it was on sale. Already jumped my 100% dead, dead, dead V8 engine - which even AAA has had trouble with on their big old trucks.
https://youtu.be/ixWPx79g3yk
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 15, 2021 09:00 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 09:00 PM (W4eKo)
You can get those discounts without a membership. When booking online just make up a number, or find a real number on a travel blog.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 15, 2021 09:00 PM (4XpCU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 09:00 PM (I58tH)
Well at a certain age you get to drift on previous momentum. Even the hardest life taker and heart breaker gets too old to fight and love any longer, but they're still badass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (I58tH)
When I am on a road trip with the Suburban, or any larger vehicle, I make sure my road box contains a little air compressor, and a tire plug kit. It's a lot less work to do that than to change out an 8-lug wheel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 09:02 PM (mzC78)
I did. Daughter too.
Posted by: Romeo13
I tried. It didn't take. On the other hand, he did pay for my last two franchise stores.
He will NOT get his hands dirty.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 09:02 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 15, 2021 09:02 PM (4XpCU)
And a reminder rotate the tires often.
Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2021 09:02 PM (Cxk7w)
There was also the scene where the tripods called out to Tom Cruise saying that they didn't like him because he was dangerous.
>It was odd because if I remember correctly, the whole wild, whack-a-mole movie ended on its own because of some COVID bug. Run!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2021 09:03 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 08:59 PM (9Om/r)
And getting away with it! This is all so revolting.
Posted by: DJ at January 15, 2021 09:03 PM (O3/K+)
I used to be annoyed at Bruce Lee movies because the camera was too damned close to show what was going on, but this is even worse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:03 PM (KZzsI)
Nobody had to act at all. Or do any stunts. I think "the matrix" started it, but at least they had shots that lasted a few seconds and switched from "bullet time" to super-speed.
Posted by: mikeski at January 15, 2021 08:59 PM (P1f+c)
Thing is Keanu is actually an accomplished martial artist (not sure if he was before the Matrix, or if that was what got him interested), but yeah most modern fight choreography is absolute garbage.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:04 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 09:04 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 15, 2021 09:04 PM (4XpCU)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 09:04 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 09:04 PM (W4eKo)
Borders are closed, roads are closed in DC, air traffic limited, you're surrounded by 25,000 troops and fellow Democrat politicians and donors. Suddenly, the big screens show someone opening Hunter's laptop...
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2021 09:05 PM (JioHo)
Yeah I buy he stayed in, just like Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:05 PM (KZzsI)
Thus the 20000 national guard troops called out to protect them.
Posted by: Case at January 15, 2021 09:05 PM (+yaNb)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:05 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:06 PM (aMvGk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 08:36
She sounds like a really cool Mom CRT. Tell her some Morons appreciate her wisdom. Well not in those exact words.
I've got a similar philosophy when things really go to shit. As bad as I might have have it, some poor sucker has it worse, and we can both get thru it.
Posted by: Farmer at January 15, 2021 09:06 PM (55Qr6)
Lebanese Blonde is great!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 15, 2021 08:43 PM (U2p+3)
Lebanese Blonde means different things to different people. It was the finest hash around in the '70's.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
I'm thinking this eastern Mediterranean girl with bottle blonde hair
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2021 09:07 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 15, 2021 09:07 PM (4XpCU)
Posted by: DJ at January 15, 2021 09:08 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 15, 2021 09:00 PM (W4eKo)
It's ok, man, we are all there.
Here, have some Lebanese Blonde.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, mentally back in the 70's, cuz this chit today is garbage at January 15, 2021 09:08 PM (sy5kK)
Letter to Dear Abby from decades ago was some woman writing asking about her neighbors, which were two women living in the next door apartment. After mentioning some things she thought strange, she asked, "Abby, do you think they could be Lebanese?"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:09 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2021 09:09 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2021 09:03 PM (03n3v)
Common cold. Cause a space faring race that had been monitoring the Earth for years (centuries?) wouldn't have groked on the concept of microbes, what Mars totally wouldn't have.
Also, the monsters in Signs who were Wicked With of the West when it comes to water but invaded a planet that not only is 70% water, where it also falls from the sky.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:09 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 08:56 PM (I58tH)
I have snow and summer tires on their own rims and change my tires spring and fall. Maybe it is the cheap rims these days, but over the course of a season several of them will fuse to the hubs and require very heavy blows with a rubber mallet to free them. After I put the snows on last fall I came in and told wifey we needed an auto club membership because there is no way I want to be laying on the pavement on Interstate 80 pounding away on a tire trying to free it when we are on a trip to visit a kid. I've got no problem calling AAA (or USAA in my case) in that situation.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 15, 2021 09:09 PM (Q4GsL)
Anyone get laid?
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:06 PM
Yep! 1997. I remember it well.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:10 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 09:10 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 15, 2021 09:07 PM (4XpCU)
Can you change a $20?
Posted by: db at January 15, 2021 09:10 PM (E0PSG)
https://youtu.be/ixWPx79g3yk
Posted by: clutch cargo
Oh, I like this guy. He was just doing a chainsaw test with twelve brands of blades. The guy is thorough and gets the data for you.
Posted by: t-bird at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM (3fR4G)
Was the original ending of the book. Mankind was doomed, nobody had the power or tech to stop the Martians but the lowliest earth inhabitant took them down.
Its not completely unreasonable, Mars might be too hostile for earth-style microbes and virii to survive. Was better than Signs at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:09 PM (Ojki1)
yeah, I know I'm just itching to invade a planet where it rains sulfuric acid.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM (yQpMk)
insanity. A duly elected President has never needed anything like this
and everyone knows it.
Posted by: DJ at January 15, 2021 08:51 PM (O3/K+)
Bingo. It says illegitimate government under siege.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 08:59 PM (9Om/r)
Maybe it's just because I live in MA, but I swear to you that people really think all of that is because without the military and the barricades and everything, the Trump Nazis would blow Stinkfinger's head off.
Hand to heart. They really think that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM (2JVJo)
That's why I pay AAA.
The aggravation isn't worth it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM (3H9h1)
I have walked a mile back home to get my air tank so I could use an air wrench (and hydraulic jack) to change a tire on my pickup after I hit a pothole wrong and punctured the tire. It ruined the tire, actually. Hit just right to rip the hell out of it.
My air tank will hold enough to take 5 or 6 lug nuts loose.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:05 PM (OssQ4)
I sure did! Bought it from the lady next door. She inherited the house from her late brother, and he collected tools. I will probably sell it on Craigslist once I am done with it, since it takes up a lot of room, and is singularly useless for anything else.
The lift make the ceiling work pretty easy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2021 09:12 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2021 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
*High fives the sole of your foot*
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:12 PM (aMvGk)
larger vehicle, I make sure my road box contains a little air
compressor, and a tire plug kit. It's a lot less work to do that than to
change out an 8-lug wheel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 09:02 PM (mzC7
When I used to go to sturgis every year I had brought enough hand tools and specialty tools to completely dismantle a harley if needed. I never needed them for my own bikes thank god, but one year a couple from kentucky that was staying at our hotel blew the trans on their bike. The dude says yeah I can get a trans in town, but you need so many specialty tools. He looked like he saw jesus when I walked him over to the truck and told him, everything you need is right there. Sure enough, he got the trans in town and spent the day swapping it out. It was a cool place, it had a 4 car garage that we kept the bikes in, and the owner had a compressor to run the air tools. Another year a dude from colorado smoked his alternator, and again, nooo problem. Tools are life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 09:12 PM (9Om/r)
Think boarding up shops just in case has become the "new normal."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 15, 2021 09:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: squeakywheel at January 15, 2021 09:13 PM (T2vUn)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 08:59 PM (9Om/r)
And getting away with it! This is all so revolting.
Posted by: DJ at January 15, 2021 09:03 PM (O3/K+)
It's all part of the Psy Op the Left is running. This is just the next phase, the "Government is your friend, let us show you" moment.
fuch them. to hell.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, mentally back in the 70's, cuz this chit today is garbage at January 15, 2021 09:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:13 PM (OssQ4)
Anyone get laid?
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:06 PM (aMvGk)
Not in several years, no.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 09:13 PM (2JVJo)
I used to be pretty good at changing tires about thirty years ago. But I have found that it's just too hard for me to break the lug nuts loose now and lift that tire up to put the new one on. I do have a battery pack and portable air compressor that I carry with me. Ya gotta know your limitations.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 15, 2021 09:13 PM (JKNZq)
Was the original ending of the book. Mankind was doomed, nobody had the power or tech to stop the Martians but the lowliest earth inhabitant took them down.
Its not completely unreasonable, Mars might be too hostile for earth-style microbes and virii to survive. Was better than Signs at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM (KZzsI)
Common cold killed all the Indians.
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:14 PM (aMvGk)
But first, land and build your base in a big field they regularly spray with it, just to be on the safe side
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 09:14 PM (em79L)
I just turned on Klowd TV one day and there it was.
Posted by: Kirk at January 15, 2021 09:15 PM (p58Lp)
On my when will idiot Charter get the cable strung to get internet to my new house front: I got a message day before yesterday stating the estimated completion date for my $1500 job was Feb 27th.
I nearly hit the ceiling, since that was another month on top of their supposed 38 day window they had stated when I paid them.
But today, some gump from Charter came out and measured some pole distances, so, knock-on-wood, they may be about to get started.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:15 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:12 PM (KZzsI)
The Way to Eden was similar - all the vegetation on the planet was infused with acid.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 09:15 PM (2JVJo)
It was a movie about faith. Losing it, and finding it again.
Posted by: squeakywheel at January 15, 2021 09:13 PM (T2vUn)
And aliens. Don't forget aliens.
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:16 PM (aMvGk)
Posted by: John Weaver at January 15, 2021 09:16 PM (GW6S8)
It's all part of the Psy Op the Left is running. This is just the next phase, the "Government is your friend, let us show you" moment.
fuch them. to hell.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg,
Does no one remember the life of Julia? shit that was pushed by the JEF?
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 09:16 PM (wR3DP)
and not the good kind.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 09:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:14 PM (aMvGk)
All 1.4 billion of them? You would think that would have made the news.
Posted by: db at January 15, 2021 09:16 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 15, 2021 09:06 PM (sy5kK)
Horde mind.
There's also Afghan Green, Nepal Twist, all great smokes from the 70's
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at January 15, 2021 09:16 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 09:15 PM (2JVJo)M
Funniest Star Trek ever.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 09:16 PM (2DOZq)
I'm done with the Republican Party. I will never vote nor send them one damned dime again. We need a new party that actually represents us and our interests. Best way to get that is to kill the Republican Party.
And Conservative, Inc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Hand to heart. They really think that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM (2JVJo)
Same in NJ. Many believe that TRump "stole" the 2016 election. Muh Russia lives.
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 09:17 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:12 PM (KZzsI)
Star Trek "Way to Eden." Space hippies force Enterprise to take them to a paradise planet. Plant life excretes acid so the hippies burn their feet except for the one that ate an apple and died.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:17 PM (Ojki1)
...until all the ticks and parasites leaped off of the thing and ate the hunting party alive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 15, 2021 09:13 PM (JKNZq)
And that is why I have a 24" breaker bar with a 7/8" socket on it under the back seat of the Suburban. I can bust loose lug nuts the air impact won't budge. And if I ever get trapped in a riot, that breaker bar makes a jim-dandy noggin-smasher, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (mzC78)
Anyone get laid?
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:06 PM (aMvGk)
Not with the benefit of another human being. Oh wait...
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (u+Y3T)
The older machinists would drink, the younger ones smoked pot. It was interesting.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: db at January 15, 2021 09:16 PM (E0PSG)
7 11's stock value plummeted on the announcement.
*Ahem*
The *other* Indians.
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (aMvGk)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 15, 2021 07:56 PM (+2xjH
We need to stick with state level groups anyway. VCDL in Virginia has been far more effective than the NRA where it matters anyway.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 15, 2021 09:19 PM (7wVkT)
Miley update: she had to have a couple of rear molars pulled today -- she's gonna have implants, which will be a several-month long process.
It was conscious sedation and she was a very zonked out girl when I took her home. She woke up about 6PM or so, and seems to be fine, but still is little groggy. If she moves too fast, she'll get a bit dizzy.
Other than, she's fine, although I suspect there will be some swelling over the next couple of days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:19 PM (f1Vqw)
Enterprise to take them to a paradise planet. Plant life excretes acid
so the hippies burn their feet except for the one that ate an apple and
died.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:17 PM (Ojki1)
Heading out to Eden, yay, brother....
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 09:19 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I like your style!
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 09:20 PM (wR3DP)
"Hey, this doesn't smell like Lemon!!!!!"
Posted by: Minuteman at January 15, 2021 09:20 PM (bnpEs)
About 8 years later he apologized when we were on another job, admiring how beat up that truck was, and thinking about how many houses and additions were built with it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:20 PM (OssQ4)
No more trouble in my body or my mind
Gonna live like a king on whatever I find
Eat all the fruit and throw away the rind
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 09:20 PM (yQpMk)
I'm done with the Republican Party. I will never vote nor send them one damned dime again. We need a new party that actually represents us and our interests. Best way to get that is to kill the Republican Party.
And Conservative, Inc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:17 PM (f1Vqw)
THIS.
Not another nickel.
Not another vote.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2021 09:20 PM (TdMsT)
also: my next vehicle will have the spare mounted in a more accessible location.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 09:20 PM (iTXRQ)
You can get away with anything, she'll never catch you!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:20 PM (KZzsI)
It was a movie about faith. Losing it, and finding it again.
Posted by: squeakywheel at January 15, 2021 09:13 PM (T2vUn)
And aliens. Don't forget aliens.
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:16 PM (aMvGk)
I've seen people argue that they were demons rather than aliens, which would fit thematically.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:21 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (mzC7
We have a phenomena around here called swelling lug nuts. While it sounds vaguely pornographic what happens is salt gets under the coating on the nuts, the steel rusts and swells and in very short order your socket will not fit. I have a 25" breaker bar with me also, but useless when the socket won't fit. Actually thought it was just a story until I had it happen to me switching a snow tire out in the spring.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 15, 2021 09:21 PM (Q4GsL)
Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 15, 2021 09:21 PM (w7KSn)
...until all the ticks and parasites leaped off of the thing and ate the hunting party alive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (KZzsI)
I read an adaptation of that in a comic book once when I were a lad except in that version someone fucked up, stepped on a butterfly and when they came back the nahtzees ruled the earth.
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (aMvGk)
vote nor send them one damned dime again. We need a new party that
actually represents us and our interests. Best way to get that is to
kill the Republican Party.
And Conservative, Inc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Call it the America First Party. I'm in.
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (u+Y3T)
Nice for a comedy movie plot.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (UUBmN)
**********
You will be told it was the most magnificent coronation in the history of our country, even if the emperor has no clothes.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:19 PM (f1Vqw)
Send Miley my love and best wishes, Publius.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)
Hope you all have a lovely weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (yQpMk)
California Rifle ampersand Pistol Association for the fight!
Do Not say CRAP ASS'N!! They fight!
Posted by: getting the band back together welcome our new chinamen overlords at January 15, 2021 09:23 PM (5OlSw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 15, 2021 09:21 PM (w7KSn)
We're saved!
Posted by: DJ at January 15, 2021 09:24 PM (O3/K+)
A neighbor had some good advice about pickups. If you get a new truck that you plan to actually use, just take it and drive it through the brush and bang some stuff around in the bed and put the first scratches and dings in it right off the bat.
That way, you won't worry about it and can actually use it productively and not be going around on eggshells afraid of scratching it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:24 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 09:24 PM (wR3DP)
A Sound of Thunder. It's Bradbury.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 09:24 PM (yQpMk)
socket on it under the back seat of the Suburban. I can bust loose lug
nuts the air impact won't budge. And if I ever get trapped in a riot,
that breaker bar makes a jim-dandy noggin-smasher, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (mzC7
Thats what I keep in the musclecar, along with a 6 point 3/4" socket. No strain, no pain. Also no ruined chrome lug nuts. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 09:24 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Whew!
Posted by: Venus at January 15, 2021 09:24 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2021 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: John Weaver, now a proud Gay-American! at January 15, 2021 09:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 15, 2021 09:25 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (NpAcC)
And the emperor is licking the limo windows on the way back to the basement...
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 09:25 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 15, 2021 09:21 PM (w7KSn)
The New FBI...staffed exclusively with brunettes and redheads (DC bottle blondes need to apply) with DD cups and a hunger to please.
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:25 PM (aMvGk)
Some people buy a pick up for the looks, I guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 09:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
not bad but Mars Attacks! scenario would be funnier
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 15, 2021 09:26 PM (nUhF0)
I will and thank you Ladyl. I'd better get back down there. I got her right in bed when I got her home, and she slept it off and I didn't want to leave her alone until she got it over it enough to walk fine.
So, y'all have a good evening, and maybe one of these days we'll have internet and things will be back to normal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:26 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: getting the band back together welcome our new chinamen overlords at January 15, 2021 09:26 PM (5OlSw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I call those 'shiny do-nothing driveway trucks'
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 09:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Sample soundtrack: "Bleep bleep bleep panel, bleep bleeep, screwgun. Bleep, Bleep."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What channel are you on? I need something to justify having this TV in my front room.
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * ab intra at January 15, 2021 09:27 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 09:27 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 09:28 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (JKNZq)
Yeah, one side was slurring their words, and the other side was laughing at the alien language.lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 09:28 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:28 PM (OssQ4)
Mandatory training on Maui.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Book THIS, Dan-o
Posted by: Florida Man Miklos on vacation on the Big Island at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Paul McCartney has said he wishes he had written it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 09:24 PM (yQpMk)
I gotta look that up. Thanks, Mr. G'rump!
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (aMvGk)
you get a new truck that you plan to actually use, just take it and
drive it through the brush and bang some stuff around in the bed and put
the first scratches and dings in it right off the bat.
That way, you won't worry about it and can actually use it
productively and not be going around on eggshells afraid of scratching
it.
Posted by: publius
Even better yet, if you're in a proggy town in CA: Get a license plate that says "GC 7060". It'll be banged up right quick.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 15, 2021 08:49 PM (UUBmN)
**********
You will be told it was the most magnificent coronation in the history of our country, even if the emperor has no clothes.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2021 09:22 PM (NpAcC)
The CGI crowd will be over 5 million people!
Senile Placeholder will blow away Barky's crowd, just like he shattered Barky's vote total.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, aw just eff it all, and eat good steak and drink good red wine at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (sy5kK)
...until all the ticks and parasites leaped off of the thing and ate the hunting party alive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2021 09:18 PM (KZzsI
Similar story but instead of ticks the hunters accidentally step on a butterfly and when they return to the present it's now a Nazi like world. So when people say something about the butterfly effect I think of the story and that a butterfly flaps its wings and changes something on the other side of the world.
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (vgGvZ)
Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (w7KSn)
This never happens when hunters throw a fresh kill over their shoulder like they're Davy Crockett. Ticks, fleas, chiggers. Not a problem.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (03n3v)
Posted by: CN at January 15, 2021 08:32 PM (ONvIw)
John Sullivan was released from custody earlier today without bail.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 15, 2021 09:30 PM (IbxQb)
Came back to SPI, where we currently live, only to see that the state is warning all it's employees to stay out of downtown and the Capitol area through Wednesday because of "anticipated protests". WTH? They didn't do that back in June during the George Floyd fiasco when we got scared enough of the BLM/Antifa crowd to pack up and get outta Dodge for a couple of days... I'm not seeing ANY sign of any protest events. - is anyone?
Posted by: Secret Square at January 15, 2021 09:30 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 15, 2021 09:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I call those 'shiny do-nothing driveway trucks'
Posted by: DB- just DB
Used to call them yuppie chariots. Is yuppie still a word used.
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * a bit behind the times at January 15, 2021 09:30 PM (7GxH7)
And that folks, is why our protagonists refuse the call in the first act. If Luke wanted to blow up the empire from the start, instead of picking up power converters, then he's just an asshole.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 15, 2021 09:30 PM (LxTcq)
Cookies! Gold Seal Black was big in Germany too.
Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2021 09:30 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: bill in arkansas,
agreed, it's done for appearance I guess. Should be mounted in the truck bed, which is there specifically to CARRY STUFF!
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 09:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:31 PM (Ojki1)
The New FBI...staffed exclusively with brunettes and redheads (DC bottle blondes need to apply) with DD cups and a hunger to please.
Posted by: Robert at January 15, 2021 09:25 PM (aMvGk)
You mean that the new FBI and FOX News are one and the same?
That would explain a lot.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, aw just eff it all, and eat good steak and drink good red wine at January 15, 2021 09:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM
This is truth.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2021 09:32 PM (UCLEv)
Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (w7KSn)
Was the mob really so bad we needed to create a federal agency that has tried to overthrow the US?
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:32 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas,
Heh, My old 72 Chev 3/4 ton the ignition was fubar. I kept a flat head screw driver under the seat to use for the key. I could work on it myself. The only scary thing was having to change a split rim tire in a friend's driveway. That changed quickly after that episode.
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 09:33 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 15, 2021 09:19
Best wishes for you both over the next few days.
Posted by: Farmer at January 15, 2021 09:34 PM (55Qr6)
Enterprise to take them to a paradise planet. Plant life excretes acid
so the hippies burn their feet except for the one that ate an apple and
died.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:17 PM (Ojki1)
Heading out to Eden, yay, brother....
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 09:19 PM (u+Y3T)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MOOKIE'S BIRTH NAME IS HERBERT!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 15, 2021 09:34 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Miklos, AKA The Okra Man at January 15, 2021 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Old Doc Beartooth at January 15, 2021 09:29 PM (vgGvZ)
Do you know why that story is terrifying? You don't actually know whether the bad guys were the ones before or after. The time travel didn't change people's taste for tyranny. They changed the news, and the consensus that comes from it. I read that story back when I was a squishy moderate.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 15, 2021 09:34 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 09:34 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 09:34 PM (wgghp)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2021 09:35 PM (vqU+L)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 15, 2021 09:11 PM
This is truth.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 15, 2021 09:32 PM (UCLEv)
Which is how they will justify acting like all totalitarians ever and still see themselves as "holy."
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:32 PM (Ojki1)
Everything that has happened in America since 1913 has been designed to destroy the nation....
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 09:36 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 09:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Honest?
Knock me down with a feather, you could.
Posted by: MarkY at January 15, 2021 09:36 PM (nM/fW)
Yup
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 15, 2021 09:37 PM (3H9h1)
Why can't they be both legible?
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 15, 2021 09:37 PM (oZuI0)
the first scratches and dings in it right off the bat.
That way, you won't worry about it and can actually use it productively and not be going around on eggshells afraid of scratching
it.
Posted by: publius
This is a practical example of the well-known redneck happy life motto:
"Tear it up, it's paid for"
Posted by: Miklos, tearin' it up at January 15, 2021 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2021 09:35 PM (vqU+L)
...Would you believe #TwoWeeks?
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 15, 2021 09:38 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 09:38 PM (wgghp)
Stay tuned.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at January 15, 2021 09:38 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, aw just eff it all, and eat good steak and drink good red wine at January 15, 2021 09:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 09:38 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 09:39 PM (wgghp)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 15, 2021 09:30 PM (IbxQb)
John Sullivan was indicted on January 13th for instigation of rioting and violent trespassing as per a press release by the US Dept of Justice...
Posted by: Boswell at January 15, 2021 09:39 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 09:39 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Secret Square
There appear to be a large number of False Flag Flyers going around, at least here in AZ. Groups whose names appear on the flyers say they know nothing about the rallies they're supposed to be organizing.
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at January 15, 2021 09:39 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 09:40 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Mookie
Your banking privileges have been revoked. As well as the paper currency in your possession.
Posted by: the Federal Reserve at January 15, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 15, 2021 09:41 PM (vqU+L)
Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2021 09:42 PM (l3+k2)
Wow, a 72 Chevy with 300,000 would bring $1500.
Check underneath.
Is he mad at you?
Posted by: MarkY at January 15, 2021 09:42 PM (nM/fW)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 09:40 PM (I58tH)
--Same here.
Living in a Clown World theatre of the absurd.
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 15, 2021 09:42 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: the Federal Reserve at January 15, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
But have I been fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute?
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 09:43 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 15, 2021 09:30 PM (IbxQb)
John Sullivan was indicted on January 13th for instigation of rioting and violent trespassing as per a press release by the US Dept of Justice...
Posted by: Boswell at January 15, 2021 09:39 PM (w2LAm)
Mob protection is awesome! Hasn't been this good since Prohibition.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, aw just eff it all, and eat good steak and drink good red wine at January 15, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: SFGoth
Now my brain is attempting to make me hear Leonard Nimoy singing "Funky Town".
If you weren't a lawyer, I'd sue.
Posted by: Miklos "Don" Cornelius at January 15, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Self reflection is not high on this groups skill set either.
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:43 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 09:43 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 09:43 PM (em79L)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 15, 2021 09:43 PM (LxTcq)
"(I am) very passionate on this assault on our democracy," she said
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 15, 2021 09:44 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist at January 15, 2021 09:45 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Mookie
You must wear the mask with Go-Pro.
Posted by: Big Brother (Chet from Weird Science) at January 15, 2021 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos "Don" Cornelius
That's no excuse. BTW, is your brain attempting to make you hear Leonard Nimoy singing "Funky Town" in its original Klingon?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 09:45 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2021 09:45 PM (wgghp)
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 15, 2021 09:45 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 09:46 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: davidt at January 15, 2021 09:46 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Fry Festival, Take 2 ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at January 15, 2021 09:46 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 09:47 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Bete at January 15, 2021 09:48 PM (Ojki1)
Is that to the tune of "Everyday People" by Sly and the Family Stone?
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 09:48 PM (u+Y3T)
I kept a flat head screw driver under the seat to use for the key. I
could work on it myself. The only scary thing was having to change a
split rim tire in a friend's driveway. That changed quickly after that
episode.
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 09:33 PM (wR3DP)
I used to have a '74 GMC 3/4 ton 4wd. It looked like a tree beater, but it had a 4 bolt main 350 4 barrel and the granny gear. We called it the antichrist, because it would just...not...die. It could pull down a house with the 1st gear. the wife would drive it to work on real bad snow days, which is why I got really. The Mitsubishi Starion she had couldn't leave the drive way with 1 inch of snow, because it would just slide. That truck saved her ass many times. Her exact words were "this thing makes its own road".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 09:48 PM (9Om/r)
The current year model looks like Bigfoot compared with the 80s models. If the trend continues we will need wider roads, parking spaces, and underpass clearances.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:49 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist
1 horned, 2 horned, or Flying Purple People Eater ?
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at January 15, 2021 09:49 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: SFGoth
It's on.
Knowing and intentional infliction etc etc
Posted by: Miklos has a friend whose sister's ex was a lawyer at January 15, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 15, 2021 09:50 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: gigg at January 15, 2021 09:50 PM (bSUb2)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, aw just eff it all, and eat good steak and drink good red wine at January 15, 2021 09:43 PM (sy5kK)
This is pretty standard stuff...no one is sitting in jail right now for the Capitol Hill thing. Its pretty slim stuff. It's criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct and that's about it...FOR EVERYONE. The FBI and the DOJ can flap their wings and the press can hoot and hollar...but those are the only charges any judge can hear...because those are the only proven laws broken - sorry but sedition and treason and murder and mayhem and Death to America Democracy are not charges anyone can bring to the docket - even for scum like Sullivan.
Posted by: Boswell at January 15, 2021 09:50 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 15, 2021 09:53 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: logprof, Ultramontane Trumpist
I have been thinking that the tzampotli needs...a little...something
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Contactless Endless Taco Bar at January 15, 2021 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 15, 2021 09:54 PM (iTXRQ)
"Oh, but I'm gay."
"Oh, well then. Have a nice day, sir."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:54 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 09:55 PM (em79L)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:56 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 15, 2021 09:56 PM (Ku4/x)
Posted by: dartist at January 15, 2021 09:56 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: runner at January 15, 2021 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Hot Pockets in the toaster ain't cooking bub.
Posted by: Sock Monkey. * a bit behind the times at January 15, 2021 09:57 PM (7GxH7)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 15, 2021 09:58 PM (OssQ4)
Check underneath.
Is he mad at you?
Posted by: MarkY at January 15, 2021 09:42 PM (nM/fW)
I know, prices on used trucks are insane, I have been looking. The one he just bought new was 80k. They only wanted to give him $1400 trade in, and he said he didn't feel like dealing with having to sell it with all the shit he has to deal with getting out of the house. He has to have a 5th wheel hitch done on the new truck, so as soon as that gets done he'll drive the old one to the house. yeah 1400, I was shit yeah. truck is in nice shape too, he's fanatical with everything he owns. Thats why I'm buying his house. I take care of his 3 harleys, and just seeing how he is with those is a clue. I drove the truck, he just did all new brakes, tires, and shocks. It drives great.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 09:59 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Secret Square at January 15, 2021 09:59 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at January 15, 2021 09:59 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 10:00 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at January 15, 2021 09:59 PM (E0PSG)
Yes, and your sorry version of "Proud Mary" has been a comedic feature for decades. Stick to logic, Vulcan!
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 10:02 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Secret Square at January 15, 2021 10:04 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Mookie at January 15, 2021 10:02 PM (u+Y3T)
Heh! And they told me it would be entirely forgettable.
Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at January 15, 2021 10:05 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Infidel at January 15, 2021 10:00 PM (wR3DP)
Being married to me should qualify her for sainthood. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 10:10 PM (9Om/r)
Republic, not mob-rule democracy. Getting it back just may require
another revolution.
Posted by: Eromero at January 15, 2021 09:55 PM (em79L)
I think they foresaw that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 15, 2021 10:11 PM (9Om/r)
"On Jan. 20 Sen. Kamala Harris will be sworn in as VP of the US. There's a call for women to wear pearls to honor Harris, and to empower women. A Facebook page "Wear Pearls on Jan. 20, 2021," has 300K members. AJC would like to see your pearls. Send a photo to spoole@ajc.com. pic.twitter.com/zTa1G9L3sZ
-- AJC (@ajc)"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 15, 2021 08:24 PM (DMUuz)
Perhaps more in the tradition of the Duchess of Argyle.
Although given the story as told in Wiki, perhaps not that far off...
Posted by: Fox2! at January 15, 2021 10:26 PM (qyH+l)
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