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Fox News' Latest Ratings Are Like If Garbage and Human Filth Had a Baby and That Baby Was Abandoned In the Woods and Then Was Raised by AIDS

Heckuva job, Paulie.

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I'm grimly curious about how long Fox News' unwarranted ego and Woke Karen ideology will keep telling it "We can win this bitter war we're waging on our only possible audience."

Meanwhile, CNN will no longer have a monopoly on airport tvs as of March 31st. Thanks to clutch cargo for that.

Update: Rumors of Management Shake-Up?

Via RedState's Nick Arama:

Bottom line? They are in need of a reevaluation of themselves. But you can see their opinion hosts such as Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson are still strong and holding them up, which tells you the problem is in becoming like other news media. Why would Fox viewers want to hear regurgitated CNN news?

He includes a tweet from former Fox host Eric Bolling, who puts a siren on this post:

FoxNews (Again)-
LAST PLACE in all ratings categories:
Daytime:
25-54 demo- last
Total audience- last

Primetime:
25-54 demo- last
Total audience- lasthttps://t.co/rW2VjkenzS

Rumors of management changes soon.

-- 🇺🇸ERIC BOLLING🇺🇸 (@ericbolling) January 13, 2021


We, their audience, have been warning Fox News that we objected to their mad rush to the left for years. Probably for four years.

They didn't listen. They had all the market research in the world, for free. Their actual customers saying, "If you keep this up, we're out."

They ignored all this.

They have earned their fate.

"And if he dies, he dies."

-- Ivan Drago, media critic

Posted by: Ace at 05:14 PM




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1 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 14, 2021 05:14 PM (OUMaO)

2 Good.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (Gyhs0)

3 I have not watched a single minute of Fox, or any cable news show, since election day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (trdmm)

4 /meats flag

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (sGtp+)

5 They did it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (NWM+b)

6 Ha Ha

Posted by: f'd at January 14, 2021 05:15 PM (+y8uL)

7 Now a top 10

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (Cxk7w)

8 Thats a beating

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (M+Lyo)

9 Oh blank e.h?

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (Cxk7w)

10 Carlson almost beaten by Beta Male of the Year 2016-2020 Chris Hayes? Sad!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (HmZuC)

11 Yay!

Posted by: erik l at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (UCI1V)

12 Foist.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (pO7gM)

13 And another

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (Cxk7w)

14 First?
Shirley not.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (axyOa)

15 Oh, well.

Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (AwYPR)

16 I've never tried Lemon with Bream. Is it good?

Posted by: f'd at January 14, 2021 05:16 PM (+y8uL)

17 Fox News' Latest Ratings Are Like If Garbage and Human Filth Had a Baby and That Baby Was Abandoned In the Woods and Then Was Raised by AIDS
--Ace


I am literally choking to death over the headline.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (yQpMk)

18 Cool, at the rate they're going newsmax will be able to buy their shit up like a discarded storage unit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (9Om/r)

19 We're available!

Posted by: Airports at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (63Dwl)

20 Ouch. Yet, lesson *not* learned.

Posted by: windbag at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (pkjYI)

21 It appears that Tucker is pulling the sled for Fox, yet they're still getting their asses kicked.
What a shame.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (z79tQ)

22 On the plus side, Nikki won't have much of a network to promote her in 2024.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (pO7gM)

23 Same here Tom.
And I like Carlson.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (axyOa)

24 Faux delenda est

Posted by: cornbred at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (A751K)

25 Tucker needs another platform.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (trdmm)

26 also, #LOLGF

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

27 Suits me.

The Press, with exceptions I can number on one hand, are enemy Propaganda agents of the Oligarchy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (ifmtJ)

28 Anger really puts a special sheen on ace's headlines.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (jBRLB)

29 At least Tucker is still beating the Hot Dog Guy.

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (jXzWd)

30 No fair. I mentioned the CNN thing this morning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (fqVfv)

31 22 On the plus side, Nikki won't have much of a network to promote her in 2024.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (pO7gM)
==========

"So how are we going to reach conservative voters in the GOP primary?"
"Fox News."
"No one watches it anymore."
"CNN?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (NWM+b)

32 $TWTR stock down 15% since Fascist Jack deleted Trump. By the way, Twitter's operating margins are only 6%. If every conservative website removed their links to Twitter, AND every conservative website stopped linking to Twitter and talking about Twitter and quoting Twitter it would collapse and become irrelevant.

Remove the links to FB too. FB has more staying power than Twitter, but Twitter can easily be bankrupted this year.

Posted by: jeff at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (J2JqR)

33 28 Anger really puts a special sheen on ace's headlines.
Posted by: ... at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (jBRLB)

Angry Ace is best Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (ifmtJ)

34 And no love by their fellow Democrat Propaganda Ministry companies for sending the signal to start the fraud and call off vote counting scam.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 05:19 PM (Cxk7w)

35 Fox News' Latest Ratings Are Like If Garbage and Human Filth Had a Baby and That Baby Was Abandoned In the Woods and Then Was Raised by AIDS
--Ace


Disturbingly specific.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:19 PM (axyOa)

36 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (Pzzpr)


You dick!

Posted by: that guy that fills in for Spicoli at January 14, 2021 05:19 PM (yQpMk)

37 >>>I am literally choking to death over the headline.


the basic form I stole from Rick and Morty. To explain how foul an alien curse word is, Rick says, "it's like the n-word had sex with the c-word and the baby was raised by all the bad words for Jews."

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 05:19 PM (5+1A/)

38 So without the never changing airport channel, will CNN even register on the ratings chart?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:19 PM (fqVfv)

39 If Breem would do her show topless it would be a ratings bonanza!

Posted by: Bosk at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (SWbVS)

40 Half of Hannity's viewers wandered into the kitchen and left the TV on after Tucker. The other half are too fat to reach the remote.

Posted by: motionview at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (pYQR/)

41 37 >>>I am literally choking to death over the headline.


the basic form I stole from Rick and Morty. To explain how foul an alien curse word is, Rick says, "it's like the n-word had sex with the c-word and the baby was raised by all the bad words for Jews."
Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 05:19 PM (5+1A/)

=========

Squanchy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (NWM+b)

42 >>>Meanwhile, CNN will no longer have a monopoly on airport tvs as of March 31st. Thanks to clutch cargo for that.

How did clutch cargo get CNN out of airports?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (xPl2J)

43 Fox will jump back to the top if they just brought Shep! back.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (ukNFU)

44 Y'all do realize that on 20-Jan the Republican Party will be in need of a new leader, right?

I nominate Paul Ryan, he is the leader the GOPe deserve!

Posted by: tbodie at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (fo8C+)

45 Die, poison media, die.

Posted by: weew at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (+m+uH)

46 39 If Breem would do her show topless it would be a ratings bonanza!
Posted by: Bosk at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (SWbVS)

I'd buy that for a dollar.

But I'd still use the mute button

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (ifmtJ)

47 That is some funny sh*t ace. What a wordsmith.

Posted by: Bosk at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (SWbVS)

48 So, Fox comes up with a business strategy to depart from the largest cable audience; then split the already small audience of CNN and MSNBC. Wow!

Posted by: Futwick at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (O2kMt)

49 Superman called, and asked if someone would please look after Martha.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (oQ94s)

50 Not a minute since the election. And I'm enjoying it immensely. Less anger, heartburn, stress. AND I'm not coming back.

Stuff it Paulie, you rat

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (7ZQe3)

51 The Washington Generals continue doing just what they're paid to do.

Posted by: Zek at January 14, 2021 05:22 PM (w/5KC)

52 What is funny is the GOPe will see this and not understand that is what is going to happen to them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2021 05:22 PM (r+sAi)

53 Whoa. I knew bad was coming but I really didn't think the collapse would be quite so dramatic quite so quickly.

Whatever the rate, I approve, and that it was quick and hasn't recovered means it's tangible.

As I've said before, case studies for FOXNews business failure is going in the college textbooks. Their board should be purged. Not that it would matter. They killed their golden goose.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2021 05:22 PM (HhXSr)

54 Fox News right now: they'll come back. They always come back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:22 PM (fqVfv)

55 358 The donks are gonna try to drag Biden's corps along for 2 years at least... that way they can still elect Harris twice maxing her at 10 years.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 14, 2021 05:11 PM (saZtE)

If she wanted to follow orders to promote a lie for ten years so she can make millions, she could have just married Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 14, 2021 05:22 PM (Wm5SB)

56 I think I just ruptured my spleen laughing at Ace's headline.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 05:22 PM (x8Wzq)

57 Y'all do realize that on 20-Jan the Republican Party will be in need of a new leader, right?

I nominate Paul Ryan, he is the leader the GOPe deserve!
Posted by: tbodie at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (fo8C+)

Seconded!
Fingers dipped in hot sauce poking us in the eyes so we learn how much we need them.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2021 05:22 PM (z79tQ)

58 We did it!

Posted by: Whore of son of Murdock at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (vN+oL)

59 I will volunteer to console Shannon's Bream.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (LZdcr)

60 54 Fox News right now: they'll come back. They always come back.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:22 PM (fqVfv)

========

Can they force their former viewers to stay in their houses all the time, providing them fewer competing means of entertainment?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (NWM+b)

61 I guess they thought if they tossed their deplorable aka domestic terrorist viewers in the dust bin joe the faux president and his jackbooted minions would love them.... Guess they were wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (Zmnko)

62 We did it!!

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (jXzWd)

63 The words, they lift my spirits. Like watching .. things.. do stuff.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (1lKRm)

64 So without the never changing airport channel, will CNN even register on the ratings chart?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

How could have have modified ratings?
No one actually watched (or listened) to it.
Everyone has something in their ears and their phones streaming pron.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (gtatv)

65 >>>Are Like If Garbage and Human Filth Had a Baby and That Baby Was Abandoned In the Woods and Then Was Raised by AIDS

It's poetry.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (Y6UV7)

66
Now that Fox is the biggest shitpile on cable, they'll have to start letting go of their "talent," and maybe Erickson can get a "job."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (Bvn1K)

67 Wow, Hannity is getting his ass kicked by Cuomo
And there's no way Carlson deserves to get beaten by Cooper.

Wow, FOX--was it worth it?
The Left STILL hates your guts.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (HrMC1)

68 I have no son.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (+m+uH)

69 49 Superman called, and asked if someone would please look after Martha.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (oQ94s)

Why did you say that name?!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

70 Did they give the baby Descovy?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (2DOZq)

71 i'm SO glad i never developed a habit of watching TV...

but naow i don't have a cord to cut, or anything to boycott.

Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (Lcq0D)

72 >>But I'd still use the mute button


Gag Button.


And I think it's called a Uvula.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (LZdcr)

73 Fox News' Latest Ratings Are Like If Garbage and Human Filth Had a Baby and That Baby Was Abandoned In the Woods and Then Was Raised by AIDS

I think I love you, Ace.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (awtm/)

74 God, I hate Zach Snyder's superhero films

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

75 To be getting dunked on by CNN . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (H5knJ)

76 Fox might want to look into that airport thing. I understand now that it is available.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (pO7gM)

77 69 49 Superman called, and asked if someone would please look after Martha.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (oQ94s)

Why did you say that name?!!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

Rumpelstiltskin?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (NWM+b)

78 Moar bewbs could help but Hannity's delcolletage??!!

**shudders*

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (axyOa)

79 Did I do that?

Posted by: Steve Urkel at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (LPnfS)

80 I meant *I* have no son. Dammit I effed up my joke.

Posted by: Mike Wallace at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (+m+uH)

81 72 >>But I'd still use the mute button


Gag Button.


And I think it's called a Uvula.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (LZdcr)

I dated a girl without a gag reflex, apparently.

I miss her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)

82 MUMR has seen many prolapsed colons.

In prison.

Posted by: golfman at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (hOMhY)

83 Willowed:

Another Steve Inman vid, entitled "Nancy Pelosi's Laptop". Wrong on multiple levels, enjoy:

https://tinyurl.com/NPLaptop

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (ZSK0i)

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (ZSK0i)

84 Like If Garbage and Human Filth Had a Baby and That Baby Was Abandoned In the Woods and Then Was Raised by AIDS

I only come here for the poetry recitals.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (qc+VF)

85 >>Hannity is getting his ass kicked by Cuomo


The Animatronic Cashew is giving it to them both, Amazon Style.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (LZdcr)

86 In 2010 I set up a website called FireFifty that identified the fifty most vulnerable Dems to target in the midterms - districts Obama lost but that were repped by a Dem. All of them were ousted, and thirteen more to boot.

This time? Meh.

Posted by: motionview at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (pYQR/)

87 The FOX ratings are in the ditch the entire day and a good amount of people tune in for Tucker and then it's lights out.

Time for Tucker to...
1) Ask for even more money
2) Demand for hiring/firing authority for both news and commentary

Posted by: doesky2 at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (alISS)

88 They should give the 'My Pillow Guy' a show...he's doing a half-hour now.

Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (AwYPR)

89 77 69 49 Superman called, and asked if someone would please look after Martha.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (oQ94s)

Why did you say that name?!!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

Rumpelstiltskin?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (NWM+b)

No, no, he's fine. Pure capitalist, that one, eye for the hotties.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)

90 Y'all just left me in the last thread wallowing in my own nerdness....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:25 PM (wgghp)

91 And on the topic of the posting, the take home for Fox News is, "You don't shit where you eat".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (ZSK0i)

92 Yes, this all started with Chris Wallace at the debates.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (fqVfv)

93

Bream, a fishy requisitttte...

Posted by: Strong, Like Bill at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (WsmA9)

94 I got what an ailing Fox needs, a lot of "Christian" virtue buttressed by a holier-than-Thou attitude.

If only Fox would let me rollout my proposed show of "Who Is Inside My Wife Tonight" for the late-night slot...

Posted by: Pharisee French at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (OZ4La)

95 So, Fox comes up with a business strategy to depart from the largest cable audience; then split the already small audience of CNN and MSNBC. Wow!
Posted by: Futwick at January 14, 2021 05:21 PM (O2kMt)

About that stockholders civil lawsuit...

Posted by: golfman at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (hOMhY)

96 I will volunteer to console Dana Perino!

Posted by: Dana Perino's Dog at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (fo8C+)

97 Chris Hayes :

2 w/ Soda - $5.00

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (LZdcr)

98 You do have to give FOX some slack because it they decided to be as "right-leaning" as we want them to be, they'd get even less ad revenue than they have now.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (HrMC1)

99 If I were Fox I'd hire Mexican Weather Girls stat !!

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (2DOZq)

100 99 If I were Fox I'd hire Mexican Weather Girls stat !!
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (2DOZq)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (ifmtJ)

101 Well, this brightens my spirits a bit.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (LGXGf)

102 Fox News is gonna have to revive their girls in short skirts with no panties reading a teleprompter show. I think it was called Crotch Shot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (r+sAi)

103 >>If I were Fox I'd hire Mexican Weather Girls stat !!


I would replace McCallum with Wii Fit Girl

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (LZdcr)

104 Berserker-Dragonheads Division: "Cool, at the rate they're going newsmax will be able to buy their shit up like a discarded storage unit."

But why would they? I mean lights, chairs, computers, cameras... OK. But there's probably, maybe, five to ten people they'd want to bring over. And NONE of their over-production padded filler.

Newsmax just needs to keep doing what it's doing and grow organically. Don't let the FOXNews template enter its bloodstream.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (HhXSr)

105 Those Tucker numbers show how deep the rot is; he remains popular with conservatives, but still got edged out by Anderson Cooper and barely beat Chris Hayes. They're not exactly riveting TV personalities.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (H5knJ)

106 Also willowed, but not that important:

That was a Dino DeLaurentis production
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:18 PM (wgghp)

Flash! Ah-hhhh. Savior of the universe!

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (9AFWN)

107 No one can make a quarter turn to the left like Yanet Garcia.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (ifmtJ)

108 Yes, this all started with Chris Wallace at the debates.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (fqVfv)

That's when the plan was hatched.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (HrMC1)

109 Let's play What's the Excuse?

1. "Ratings always decrease after elections."
2. "The rating companies don't count homes with more than 1 TV, and things of that nature."
3. "Half of viewers were clearly radicals and racists, and we're better off without them."
4. "No worries, our viewers will come crawling back - after all, we have Hannity!"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (HmZuC)

110 What is funny is the GOPe will see this and not understand that is what is going to happen to them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

It was Trump's fault!

Posted by: Trooll bait at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (nM/fW)

111 No one eats Twinkies Light when they can have Twinkies.

Posted by: wally at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (qg32k)

112 LOLGFoxed

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (QqhVI)

113 i'm SO glad i never developed a habit of watching TV...

but naow i don't have a cord to cut, or anything to boycott.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!)


Cut any cord that you like!!!

Just make sure it's not plugged in, er nothin' ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (LPnfS)

114 In all seriousness, cable is dying and the future is streaming. Fox is effectively screwing themselves on the streaming and keeping the declining cable audience.

If you want a bit different news experience, try News Nation on WGN--won't give bucks to Fox, CNN, or MSNBC at least.

They seem to actually have reporters instead of commentators. Found them during the last hurricane and watched a bit of it. They use local tv stations as their feeder for reporting.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (pO7gM)

115 "Emperor Ming Awaits"

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (LZdcr)

116 I'm watching GTMO844 leave Miami. At least someone has a sense of humor.

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (z36Kd)

117 Yes, this all started with Chris Wallace at the debates.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (fqVfv)

It started with Shep! in NOLA after Katrina.
Where it became obvious differs from person to person but they've been sliding left in News for a long long time

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (z79tQ)

118 I stopped watching years ago. But others in my family are only now giving up. I was over my aunt's and she had on I think the Wall Street Journal report or whatever and every commentator dunked on Trump

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (wgghp)

119 So wait, Mr Madcow is now the most watched talking head?


I hope that doesn't go to zer's head!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (qlFIA)

120 If only Fox would let me rollout my proposed show of "Who Is Inside My Wife Tonight" for the late-night slot...
Posted by: Pharisee French at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (OZ4La)



Could be an interesting show. Like a radio contest. Winner gets a go at Missus French.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (fqVfv)

121 Lots of low level employees are going to be looking for work. Too bad , there are NO jobs.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 05:29 PM (LCHiX)

122 Victor Davis Hanson 7pm
Tucker 8pm
Prager 9pm
Dave Rubin 10pm
Gutfeld 11pm
Colion Noir 12pm

Posted by: doesky2 at January 14, 2021 05:29 PM (alISS)

123 Fox is flailing? Oh no. That is so very very sad.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 14, 2021 05:29 PM (Vxu+H)

124 And, of course, FOX finally found the line they could cross to get people to finally, finally, finally cut off their viewership of what is the worst network on cable.

Seriously, they were the Marianas Trench depth rock-bottom of the sewer that is cable news. Even the openly Left nets were better, for some values of "better." I could physically *feel* Fox "talent" vacuuming away my brain cells like a black-hole of human intellect on the odd occasion I'd watch it. Staffing it with braying barnyard animals would raise the IQ over there.

It's a testament to reflexive viewing habits that they lasted as long as they did at the top - I'd constantly hear righties complain about how awful it was in the afternoon, and then come back in the morning talking about last night's Hannity show.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2021 05:29 PM (Bvn1K)

125 I looked it up. You're welcome.
https://yanet-garcia.com/

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2021 05:29 PM (r+sAi)

126 AlaBAMA: "Yes, this all started with Chris Wallace at the debates."

I'd wager it really started with MeAgain four years prior.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (HhXSr)

127 Back in college, there was a small dark theater where people would come in and recite poetry like Ace's title, and then we would all snap our fingers in appreciation.

Posted by: johnd01 at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (ukNFU)

128 Yes, this all started with Chris Wallace at the debates.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (fqVfv)

^this

Posted by: golfman at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (hOMhY)

129 117 Yes, this all started with Chris Wallace at the debates.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:26 PM (fqVfv)

It started with Shep! in NOLA after Katrina.
Where it became obvious differs from person to person but they've been sliding left in News for a long long time
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (z79tQ)


True. But Shep was like Alan Colmbs. The token liberal. Eventually fired.

I think Wallace going batshit was the beginning of the end.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (fqVfv)

130 No one eats Twinkies Light when they can have Twinkies.
Posted by: wally at January 14, 2021 05:28 PM (qg32k)

Don't you need three choices for the marry, f*ck, kill game?

Posted by: motionview at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (pYQR/)

131 All those ratings are terrible, good lord.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (KZzsI)

132 113 i'm SO glad i never developed a habit of watching TV...

but naow i don't have a cord to cut, or anything to boycott.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!)
-------------------------------------------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnI_LuCJ4Ek

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (CZm2G)

133 Too bad , there are NO jobs.

LEARN TO CODE!

Oh wait we hired a bunch of Indians and Chinese developers for that.

Um...LEARN TO BE A DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN!

Posted by: Some DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (qlFIA)

134 Mike Lindell is going to get tired of single-handedly supporting those traitors at FOX.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (9IdCK)

135 We did it!
Posted by: Whore of son of Murdock at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM


See also, "Twelve Monkeys".
How did it work out for them?

Posted by: Chuck C at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (awtm/)

136 FLASH GORDON IS ALIVE?!?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (OUMaO)

137 We no longer require communication. The President has called us to act. First is calming tensions, so we should do that.

Do they really want to know what happens if Trump fails? They do not.

Posted by: trev006 at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (jpsJS)

138 Flash Gordon was campy but a fun movie. Max von Sydow was a great Ming

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (wgghp)

139 Don't you need three choices for the marry, f*ck, kill game?

Why would those be separate choices?

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (qlFIA)

140 "Fox News, brought to you by the good folks at Lumber Liquidators and Omaha Steaks"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (HmZuC)

141 That Shep Smith was paid six or seven figures boggles my mind. Any news reader really but that one especially.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (2DOZq)

142 I don't just mean the Fox ones but ALL of them, the best is under a five share? How do they even stay on the air?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

143 And on the topic of the posting, the take home for Fox News is, "You don't shit where you eat".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

But ze kitchen table is ze only vun mit a glass top!

Posted by: German pervs at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (7yCTI)

144 I'm glad for everyone else's sake that CNN will no longer be on the TV, but they are still not getting me into the airport.

Fox in on at the diner, but I don't know for how much longer.

Posted by: Sal at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (KTdeA)

145 Fugly Caputo, lmao

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (ySQBZ)

146 Tucker is the only one who's competitive. I assume he used to dominate?

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (KfC1e)

147 Those stats, that's what happens when you fuck your buddy.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (CZm2G)

148 All those ratings are terrible, good lord.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It's cable. Cable news ratings don't exactly set the world on fire to begin with.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 14, 2021 05:32 PM (OUMaO)

149 Fuck, Marry, Kill

Meryl Streep in Sophie's Choice
Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada
Meryl Streep in Defending Your Life

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:32 PM (NWM+b)

150 Max von Sydow was a great Ming

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!

Posted by: Zhu Youjian the last Ming Emperor at January 14, 2021 05:32 PM (qlFIA)

151 So, Fox loses to CNN in *every* timeslot, and to MSNBC in all but one?

Yowza. Well done, Fox, Well done indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:32 PM (UZVEt)

152 I haven't been this excited about Fox News since that immortal moment when a camera on a floor track panned a 180 degree continuous shot of E. D. Donahey's pegs beneath her anchor desk. Without missing a beat, E. D.'s opening words were "Nice leg shot." Those were the good old days.

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 05:32 PM (Pqytn)

153 Yanet Garcia doesn't seem to be disturbed by the Male Gaze.


Why is it that all the wahmens who shriek about the Male Gaze have never in their lives had to endure it?

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (QqhVI)

154 Shep Smith was a gay Ted Baxter except even more fake.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (2DOZq)

155 He was talking in his sleep, your honor.

Posted by: Hannity's girlfriend, on trial for murder at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

156 If I were Fox I'd hire Mexican Weather Girls stat !!
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (2DOZq)

*perks up*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (ifmtJ)

Dude! Pants!

Posted by: Bob at NSA at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (axyOa)

157 Faux's ratings = insert Nelson Muntz laugh here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (HaL55)

158 I don't watch any news at all anymore.

It's made me a much happier person.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (W2Pud)

159 God, I hate Zach Snyder's superhero films
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

Probably not fair, but I always get Snyder and Singer mixed up.

Singer made The Usual Suspects, and Snyder made Watchmen. So neither of them are completely useless. As filmmakers, I mean. Singer deserves to get his nads burned off by a rusty butterknife.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (oQ94s)

160 >>>That Shep Smith was paid six or seven figures boggles my mind.


Hey, mascara ain't cheap, pal...

Posted by: Shep! at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (HmZuC)

161 I want some one to hire the guy that read the news in the series Rome. Now that guy I could watch all day.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (LCHiX)

162 Max was great in everything. Even his lame a pointless cameo in the shit Disney Star Wars..

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (wgghp)

163 Don't you need three choices for the marry, f*ck, kill game?

Why would those be separate choices?
Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (qlFIA)
++++
*snort*

Now that's some funny shit right there. Well played, 18-1.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (UZVEt)

164 >>>138 Flash Gordon was campy but a fun movie. Max von Sydow was a great Ming


I don't think they said this in the movie, but with the sky always looking like gas giant, my head cannon is that all of these lands that Flash visits are actually moons of a super gas giant, so they are separated in space but not too far.

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (5+1A/)

165 Rich Evans voice: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiids!

Posted by: Allen at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (z50vC)

166 Willowed
507 gay men french kissing with a Cadbury egg between their tongues. Appetizing? No. Sexy? Nope. Just gross and making everyone see your product as nasty? Yup.
Posted by: naturalfake
Adventures of Ford Fairlane: Andrew Dice Clay eats an appetizer and finds it disgusting, so he frenches his associate, a young Lauren Holly, and passes it to her.
Yep. Gross.

Posted by: Vichy Downcast at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (hI2qz)

167 I love it.

Where are we putting our eyes?

What are we clicking on?

Where do we spend our money?

Lotta GDP we control, folks.

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (Nqq7o)

168 I mean seriously, the best rated of those shows has a viewership smaller than the population of the state of Alabama.

Not exactly broad-based viewership.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (OUMaO)

169 Let's call a spade a spade. The problem FOX has is the same one the Republicans have--notwithstanding the fact that both are filled with idiots and jerk offs.

It's that in both cases- with FOX is the ad buyers and with the GOP, it's the donors

They hate US. We are not the kind od people who's interests they want to represent.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (HrMC1)

170 Seriously, they (Fox News) were the Marianas Trench depth rock-bottom of the sewer that is cable news.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2021 05:29 PM


But we have Bald Eagles! And Flags! And Bald Eagles perched on flag poles!

Get those people back in here! Turn those TVs back on!

Posted by: a relatively sane fox news executive at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (awtm/)

171 Why is it that all the wahmens who shriek about the Male Gaze have never in their lives had to endure it?

There was some lefty writer that wrote an article complaining about "the male gaze" and then a decade later came back with another article complaining men mostly ignored her now.
It was GREEEEEEAAAATTTTTT!

Posted by: Tony the Tiger at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (qlFIA)

172 "Flash Gordon was campy but a fun movie. Max von Sydow was a great Ming"


GO FLASH GO!

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (QqhVI)

173 That Shep Smith was paid six or seven figures boggles my mind. Any news reader really but that one especially.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:31 PM (2DOZq)

I have a face made for radio but I have the voice and I know how to read so how did they become so highly paid?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (lgiXo)

174 FLASH GORDON IS ALIVE?!?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (OUMaO)

My kids watch Peppa Pig and Brian Blessed is the voice of one of the grandpa characters. I think grandpa dog. It's hilarious.

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (9AFWN)

175 161 I want some one to hire the guy that read the news in the series Rome. Now that guy I could watch all day.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (LCHiX)

=======

Ian McNeice, who played the Baron Harkonnen in the Syfy version of Dune.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (NWM+b)

176 Shep Smith was a gay Ted Baxter except even more fake.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (2DOZq)

Rush used to refer to Bill O'Reilly as Ted Baxter.

Posted by: motionview at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (pYQR/)

177 I haven't watched Fox since election night. (And that includes Carlson, Hannity, and Gutfeld.)

Posted by: Cate at January 14, 2021 05:34 PM (9YFDq)

178 I'LL THROW HANNITY DOWN THESE FUCKING STAIRS!

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo with a Hard-On at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (sWM8x)

179 Thanks Fox! You're part of the tribe now. Falling on your sword doesn't hurt when Xi-bucks fill you up!

Posted by: Dizzey Worll at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (7Fj9P)

180 Why is it that all the wahmens who shriek about the Male Gaze have never in their lives had to endure it?
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (QqhVI),


Same as the bra burners in the 80's. So ugly nobody cared.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (axyOa)

181 MUNG is making sense?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (z79tQ)

182 I want some one to hire the guy that read the news in the series Rome. Now that guy I could watch all day.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (LCHiX)



I loved his commercials. He was the Paul Harvey of his day.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (yQpMk)

183 If you take the King's shilling you serve the King no matter what.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (JUOKG)

184 164 They are moons of Mongo.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (wgghp)

185 Ace has touched on this a while back but a major roadblock to GOP reform are the campaign consultants who have captured the state and local GOP organizations. They rely on robocalls, campaign flyers, fake letters, expensive tv and radio ads AND NOT person to person GOTV. Trump did the GOTV and gained over 11 million votes in this cycle. The campaign consultants, by and large, did not get much of his business for their crappy products.

GOP candidates are basically required to hire GOP consultants in finance, advertising, legal, and other services unless they want to get shafted by the party orgs. Only well heeled candidates can go it alone. The party salivates over people like Rick Scott who buys the nomination via the party apparatus. Or the market tested puppets (state to national) that tell the chamber folks what they want to hear.
The Dems once had that problem years ago but as business moguls turned left, they built alternative organizations to go around dysfunctions in the DNC.
Fox is part of that crew at the national level.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (pO7gM)

186 162 Max was great in everything. Even his lame a pointless cameo in the shit Disney Star Wars..
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (wgghp)

=========

Best as Antonius Block. His chess game was on point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (NWM+b)

187 they need Ted Baxter

Posted by: vizzy at January 14, 2021 05:35 PM (R/9t3)

188 Fox News really took a strange path. They have no friends now, no supporters. What could they possibly have been thinking?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 05:36 PM (KZzsI)

189 All credit goes to motionview. He set me up perfectly.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:36 PM (qlFIA)

190 RIP, Cosmic Cow

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:36 PM (LZdcr)

191 Is that blood in the water? I thought I saw blood in the water.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 14, 2021 05:36 PM (LBf6o)

192 Better look in the rear view mirror, Fox- this week's Manitowoc Minute has 111k views so far.

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2021 05:36 PM (lIIT7)

193 >>>I mean seriously, the best rated of those shows has a viewership smaller than the population of the state of Alabama.


Granted, yet most of these people on that list are household names. Strange, no?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 14, 2021 05:36 PM (HmZuC)

194 God, I hate Zach Snyder's superhero films
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

I love the Dawn of the Dead remake that Synder directed; this movie was written by James Gunn.

Synder's problem seems to be the same as other directors, their delusion that they can also write good screenplays.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (OZ4La)

195 And that baby was named Geraldo.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (03n3v)

196 Back to being me.

Posted by: tbodie at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (fo8C+)

197 >> Is that blood in the water? I thought I saw blood in the water.


Sorry.

Hormones were supposed to stop that.

Posted by: Eliot Paige at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (LZdcr)

198 ( Continued from 169)
It's similar to the reason why the gorgeous Melania was never on the cover of Vogue. Yeah, they hate Trump, but if they put her on the cover, while they would sell millions of copies, it WOULDN'T be to the RIGHT people.
The advertisers in those magazines don't want MAGA voters.

We are the rabble to them.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (HrMC1)

199 FLASH GORDON IS ALIVE?!?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (OUMaO)

Sam Jones. He had a part in Ted 2 playing himself.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (2DOZq)

200 "Flash Gordon was campy but a fun movie. Max von Sydow was a great Ming"

I think Max von Sydow was the Platonic ideal of Ming the Merciless.

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (9AFWN)

201 "Fox News, brought to you by the good folks at Lumber Liquidators and Omaha Steaks"
You want LL and OS.
You'll settle for Home Depot and Outback.
You'll get what's left of the fence in the back yard and microwaved TV dinners (made in China now, naturally). If you're lucky.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (HaL55)

202 164 ace, you would be right from the comic books and old serials. Basically Flash was John Carter in Space.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (pO7gM)

203 Fox News really took a strange path. They have no friends now, no supporters. What could they possibly have been thinking>>>
Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.

Posted by: Old Dude at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (LGXGf)

204 FLYING BLIND ON A SKY-CYCLE?!?!

Posted by: That Hawkman Guy at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (5+1A/)

205 "FLASH GORDON IS ALIVE?!?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 14, 2021 05:30 PM (OUMaO)"


DIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (QqhVI)

206 >>> I don't watch any news at all anymore.
It's made me a much happier person.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (W2Pud)


I haven't watched "news" in decades. Last related show I watched was Gutfield's Red Eye and that was 5-6 years ago. I'm still as informed as I need to be without having to endure people that hate me.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (w3rBT)

207 >>>Fox News really took a strange path. They have no friends now, no supporters. What could they possibly have been thinking?

it's like if Liz Cheney ran a TV netowrk

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (xPl2J)

208 Flash Gordon was campy but a fun movie. Max von Sydow was a great Ming

Crusading knight. Assassin. Exorcist. King. The devil.

Has he ever had a bad performance?

Posted by: Chuck C at January 14, 2021 05:38 PM (awtm/)

209 Has the shareholder class action suit started yet for their malfeasance?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 14, 2021 05:38 PM (ju2Fy)

210 Put Air Disasters on the TV s.

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2021 05:38 PM (FhXTo)

211 Well look here is the real issue.
The people with political power HATE the middle class in America. So you have to choose them or us.

And most people that want to make money. like FOXN, have looked at the numbers and think the people with the political power are a better investment. This is the same thing in pretty much any authoritarian state.

And it lasts until the a significant portion of the population decides to do something about it.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:39 PM (qlFIA)

212 The universe is a weird place. I have a Flash Gordon pinball machine that has a Diode out on the left flipper that needs fixing...and I decided to read this thread for a bit before I got around to fixing it.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:39 PM (LZdcr)

213 188 Christopher Taylor,
Well, they still have Chris Wallace. They have that going for them. I am sure that the Dems will let him moderate a debate again in about 4 years.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:39 PM (pO7gM)

214
But why would they? I mean lights, chairs,
computers, cameras... OK. But there's probably, maybe, five to ten
people they'd want to bring over. And NONE of their over-production
padded filler.



Newsmax just needs to keep doing what it's doing and grow organically. Don't let the FOXNews template enter its bloodstream.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (HhXSr)

I was talking about the lights, chairs, computers and cameras. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 05:39 PM (9Om/r)

215 Fox News really took a strange path. They have no friends now, no supporters. What could they possibly have been thinking?

_____


Mission accomplished?

Posted by: Paul Ryan, D - CoC at January 14, 2021 05:39 PM (QqhVI)

216 max von sydow shows up for five minutes as the questgiving NPC in conan the barbarian

Posted by: That Hawkman Guy at January 14, 2021 05:39 PM (5+1A/)

217 Mark1971, well done!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2021 05:39 PM (LCHiX)

218 Brian Denehey was great as the Gas Giant in Flash Gordon.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:40 PM (LZdcr)

219 Granted, yet most of these people on that list are household names. Strange, no?

Posted by: Citizen Cake


Are they, really?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: All Hail BRIAN BLESSED! at January 14, 2021 05:40 PM (OUMaO)

220 When Don Lemon says that only Nazis and KKK members voted for Trump he is sending a message to advertisers.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 14, 2021 05:40 PM (HrMC1)

221 I don't watch any news at all anymore.

It's made me a much happier person.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (W2Pud)
........

Yep. Guy's Grocery Games and Curse of Oak Island are better.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2021 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

222 Von Sydow was a great Liet Kynes too....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:40 PM (wgghp)

223 You will never be a man not to mention man enough to be on my level. You will never make me melt into a puddle of liquid human MDMA for you to enjoy.
Stay mad. I've always been under appreciated by my viewers.

Posted by: Shannon Bream's O-Face at January 14, 2021 05:40 PM (brK4h)

224 I am sure that the Dems will let him moderate a debate again in about 4 years.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:39 PM (pO7gM)

Gop certainly will...

Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2021 05:40 PM (AwYPR)

225 FUX news will be blaming "right wing conservatives" for their demise shortly. Irony... not just a river in PA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (3H9h1)

226 Lachlan Murdoch held a major shareholders meeting a few weeks before the election and told them there would be a drop-off in viewership. I strongly doubt he used the words 'catastrophic' or 'extinction-level' or 'sell now or you're all doomed'.

I watched Fox on election night and saw what they did, how active a role they played in The Big Steal. I want Fox to fail so badly I can taste it. I want them gone, the ground salted where they had once been. Fuck them forever.

Posted by: troyriser at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (8/fSF)

227 216 max von sydow shows up for five minutes as the questgiving NPC in conan the barbarian
Posted by: That Hawkman Guy at January 14, 2021 05:39 PM (5+1A/)

==========

The first time I saw that I was most let down that Sydow didn't show up at the end after Conan saved his daughter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, figuring this whole time thing out with Nolan at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (NWM+b)

228 212 The universe is a weird place. I have a Flash Gordon pinball machine that has a Diode out on the left flipper that needs fixing
i'm reliably informed that this can be fixed with bread.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (v3pYe)

229 208 Flash Gordon was campy but a fun movie. Max von Sydow was a great Ming

Crusading knight. Assassin. Exorcist. King. The devil.

Has he ever had a bad performance?
Posted by: Chuck C at January 14, 2021 05:38 PM (awtm/)

Avenging father. And no.

Posted by: Sal at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (KTdeA)

230 Like the man said HIBERNATE

pull out the plug
pull in from spending
give them a big void

Deny them profit. When you buy, buy locally produced.
No money to corporations. No money to CoC.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (CZm2G)

231 I liked Watchmen.


Somehow Snyder and Moore created a story about modern lefty politics and never even realized it while they were trying to bitch about....Nixon? Or some pointless thing no one cares about.


And right now Trump is playing the last act of the Rorschach role.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (qlFIA)

232 I like John Milius and I know a lot of people like his Conan but Conan growing to adulthood a slave is just so wrong. Ruins it for me.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (wgghp)

233 >>i'm reliably informed that this can be fixed with bread.


Ain't nothin but a Summer Breeze.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:42 PM (LZdcr)

234 Fox is in trouble. We need a hot young blonde with unimpeachable conservative credentials to bring back the deplorables. Get me Meghan McCain! Get me one of spare Romney kids! For god's sake, at least get me a Huntsman daughter!

Posted by: Son of a Murdoch at January 14, 2021 05:42 PM (hI2qz)

235 You would think Max von Sydow's movie resume would be bigger. Hes very good. He's batting about 50% on good vs bad movies.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (2DOZq)

236 Has the shareholder class action suit started yet for their malfeasance?

___________

Have there been ANY shareholder suits for all these companies that are torching pallets of cash?


Or do investors keep buying their bullshit excuses and rationalizations like, "Men are just growing more beards! We'll get 'em next quarter!"

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (QqhVI)

237 Wow. When you're getting your ass kicked by the 3 stooges - Cuomo, Lemon, and Blitzer it's time to reevaluate everything.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (oiNtH)

238 Just listening to the DC podcast, and they mentioned what CNN and MSNBC ratings are going to look like absent Trump.

Fox might be competitive again.

Posted by: Methos at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (kOpft)

239 I wonder if Ben Domenech can calm his wife's fat tits...

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (wgghp)

240 Ay man destroys a network spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (kTF2Z)

241 HAHAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (AV9yQ)

242 If Shannon Bream's next gig was working the pole at "The Landing Strip" next to the airport I would definitely be stuffing the singles in that G-string, though.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (Geoni)

243 208 Flash Gordon was campy but a fun movie. Max von Sydow was a great Ming

Crusading knight. Assassin. Exorcist. King. The devil.

Has he ever had a bad performance?


And Jesus in The Greatest Story Ever Told

Posted by: weew at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (+m+uH)

244 ( Continued from 169)

It's similar to the reason why the gorgeous Melania was never on the
cover of Vogue. Yeah, they hate Trump, but if they put her on the
cover, while they would sell millions of copies, it WOULDN'T be to the
RIGHT people.

The advertisers in those magazines don't want MAGA voters.



We are the rabble to them.

I just don't grok that at all. There's not even a hint of recognition that there are people out here in the real world that don't hate President Trump. It's "all progressive propaganda all the time today," even down to the checkout line in the grocery store. There's yet another level of evil that I had never seen before.
It sure appears as though the emotion of hate is growing at an exponential level of late. Doesn't really matter who or what it's directed at, the thing at the bottom of it is hatred.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (HaL55)

245 Damn, Ace bringing teh funny with that headline ... LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (k1+vk)

246 DIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (QqhVI)



Immediately flashes on an image of big teeth and a beard...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (ZSK0i)

247 212 The universe is a weird place. I have a Flash Gordon pinball machine that has a Diode out on the left flipper that needs fixing
i'm reliably informed that this can be fixed with bread.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (v3pYe)

I thought we weren't supposed to cross the threads!

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (9AFWN)

248 I'll tell them to learn to code but who are we kidding.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (LBf6o)

249
Fox's future is to just be the scam example for the left. They will still say "even Fox News sez ...." to their stupid fucking audience and their stupid fucking audience won't have the slightest clue.

Since our owners don't need the Fox money, they won't care that it doesn't make any. Does anyone really think Bezos makes a single dime FROM Wapo? However, he makes more than he needs from what Wapo does for him in more nefarious ways.

Posted by: jc at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (PuMKG)

250 Yanet Garcia doesn't seem to be disturbed by the Male Gaze.
>>>>
A based gamer told her no and broke up with her. She has never recovered. Always be willing to walk away even from the best things if you want to keep them and your self respect.

Posted by: Shannon Bream's O-Face at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (brK4h)

251 Feeling sorry for all the flat dumb blondes at FNC.

Posted by: Ziba at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (S1hrL)

252 Max Von Sydow will always be Brewmeister Smith to me.

Posted by: Bumr50 at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (SEBYZ)

253 Braumeister Smith in Strange Brew - Max Von Sydow's greatest role.

Posted by: weew at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (+m+uH)

254 184 164 They are moons of Mongo.
mongo only moon in the game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (v3pYe)

255 "I'm grimly curious about how long Fox News' unwarranted ego and Woke Karen ideology will keep telling it "We can win this bitter war we're waging on our only possible audience."

This message is endorsed by the GOPe.

(It will be interesting to see how this tracks will Trumpists divorcing themselves from the GOPe; I bet it is close)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (puu6v)

256
It might be in the early 80's when I watched any TV news or read a news paper on a regular basis.
My local news paper devolved into what amounts to a pamphlet screaming the standard party line.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (t6XCL)

257 208 Flash Gordon was campy but a fun movie. Max von Sydow was a great Ming

Crusading knight. Assassin. Exorcist. King. The devil.

Has he ever had a bad performance?

And Jesus in The Greatest Story Ever Told

Posted by: weew at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (+m+uH)



Brewmeister Smith.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (ZSK0i)

258 From these ratings I would guess Cavuto and MacCallum are the most Woke. They certainly have the greatest ratings differences with their competition.

Not shown: First negative ratings in history, earned by the FNC Decision Desk genius (Arnon Mishkin) and staff and their Designated Eater, Chris Stirewalt.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (KKpag)

259 Brewmeister Smith was Max Von Sydow's finest performance.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (xPl2J)

260 I watched Fox on election night and saw what they did, how active a role they played in The Big Steal. I want Fox to fail so badly I can taste it. I want them gone, the ground salted where they had once been. Fuck them forever.
Posted by: troyriser at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (8/fSF)
++++
Same here - except that it happened in 2018. I ended my relationship with FNC except for the occasional episode of Tucker after they covered themselves in shit by trolling their viewers and delighting in the outcome during the midterm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (UZVEt)

261 I like John Milius and I know a lot of people like his Conan but Conan growing to adulthood a slave is just so wrong. Ruins it for me.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM


I guess that is contrary to the original story, but for viewers who only know the movie it is great in the movie.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (awtm/)

262 I watched Fox on election night and saw what they
did, how active a role they played in The Big Steal. I want Fox to fail
so badly I can taste it. I want them gone, the ground salted where they
had once been. Fuck them forever.

Posted by: troyriser at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (8/fSF)

This

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (9Om/r)

263 Ha ha ha ha. Thanks morons for lifting my spirits in all this with the Flash Gordon references. First chuckle I've had in almost two weeks.

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (9AFWN)

264 Fox News really took a strange path. They have no friends now, no supporters. What could they possibly have been thinking?

Trust us. The next step is "...Profit!"

Posted by: The GOPe at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (/2aWP)

265 When Don Lemon says that only Nazis and KKK members voted for Trump

You know what's funny? If you were to pull a grunt out of the 1st Division on the eve of D-Day and asked him what he thought of Trump's policy positions he'd like say they seemed pretty good except for the gay and feminist stuff.


If you showed them a Xiden speech they'd likely ask you when the Soviets conquered America.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (qlFIA)

266 I couldn't stand Fox as far back as Bill O'Reilly and when Glenn Beck was on being his doofus self. Hannity sounds like a bigger dipshit now than he did before and Mark Levin that has given the best argument for "storming" the capital building pointing out how we are a post constitutional, lawless country trying to sell how we'll get the country back using the law and through constitutional means...........

Fox is one big clusterf*ck.

Posted by: JROD at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (0jZnq)

267 If Breem would do her show topless it would be a ratings bonanza!
Posted by: Bosk


Dr. Hooters. From inside the telephone call box.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (vcOmj)

268 MvS was excellent in Victory.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (Vxu+H)

269 troyriser,

Malwarebytes is giving me a warning and blocking your website.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (QqhVI)

270 >>>
I would replace McCallum with Wii Fit Girl
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:27 PM (LZdcr)

======

I wonder if her boyfriend/fiancé was smart enough to monetize that channel. It would have been a huge miss if he didn't.

Posted by: 6-4-3 at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (SVRfQ)

271 Posted by: Chuck C at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (awtm/)

I love the original Conan

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (C35Jn)

272 Brewmeister Smith : [shadowing Bob and Doug, and waiting outside their house for what seems like hours] What the *stink* are they *doing* in there?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (ZSK0i)

273 Also important: Tucker and Shawn are the only draw of note.

WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU, LIL' RUPERTS?

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (Nqq7o)

274 Fox News needs to Die

Posted by: rcocean at January 14, 2021 05:47 PM (evE25)

275 I don;t know who the hecl Melber is, but he or she is even kicking Bret Bearclaw's butt, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2021 05:47 PM (bDqIh)

276 @48

FOX has always hated the fact that they really can't get any top Democrats on their shitty "News Programs" or do any interviews with, the funny thing is that even after shooting themselves in the dick and prostrating themselves before the Donk State, they still aren't going to get Donks to do interviews with them.


I mean it was highly amusing that during Bernies FOX "town hall" he would basically tell the hosts in not so many words to eat shit.

So FOX is now literally eating shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 05:47 PM (vqU+L)

277 And Jesus in The Greatest Story Ever Told

The father in The Virgin Spring.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 05:47 PM (nxdel)

278 Seriously, why watch Fox News when i can get the same thing from:

ABC/NBC/CBS/PBS/MSNBC/CNN?

Waste of time.

Posted by: rcocean at January 14, 2021 05:47 PM (evE25)

279 261 I like John Milius and I know a lot of people like his Conan but Conan growing to adulthood a slave is just so wrong. Ruins it for me.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM

I guess that is contrary to the original story, but for viewers who only know the movie it is great in the movie.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (awtm/)

I agree with Steevy but it doesn't bother me. The movie isn't the 'real' Conan but it's good. Plus Sandahl Bergman. Rowr.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:47 PM (ifmtJ)

280
Flash Gordon was campy but a fun movie. Max von Sydow was a great Ming

Crusading knight. Assassin. Exorcist. King. The devil.


Brewmeister

www.imdb.com/title/tt0086373

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2021 05:47 PM (63Dwl)

281 261 Very much so. Conan had to leave his tribe at around 15 for killing a chieftain's son. He kicked around as a thief, mercenary soldier from there

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:47 PM (wgghp)

282 If you are a Dem why would you go on fox? I mean are the CNN tongue baths too scratchy or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:48 PM (qlFIA)

283 My second serving of HAHAs go zapped... i know Why.

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2021 05:48 PM (AV9yQ)

284 I just don't grok that at all. There's not even a hint of recognition that there are people out here in the real world that don't hate President Trump. It's "all progressive propaganda all the time today," even down to the checkout line in the grocery store. There's yet another level of evil that I had never seen before.
It sure appears as though the emotion of hate is growing at an exponential level of late. Doesn't really matter who or what it's directed at, the thing at the bottom of it is hatred.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 14, 2021 05:43 PM (HaL55).

They have convinced themselves that their ivory tower will stand when they destroy its foundation.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 14, 2021 05:48 PM (pcnYw)

285 I have a Flash Gordon pinball machine that has a Diode out on the left flipper that needs fixing...and I decided to read this thread for a bit before I got around to fixing it.
Posted by: garrett

They used to bake bread for that.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 05:48 PM (gtatv)

286 And like ace I have the complete Conan, but stacked up not on shelves because I'm too lazy to build shelves....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:48 PM (wgghp)

287 If you showed them a Xiden speech they'd likely ask you when the Soviets conquered America.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (qlFIA)


He's be fixing his bayonet.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:48 PM (axyOa)

288 "I wonder if Ben Domenech can calm his wife's fat tits..."

_____________

That relationship can only be surviving on hate sex by now.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 05:48 PM (QqhVI)

289 I like Tucker. But his boss hates me. So fuck 'em both.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (WQZ1O)

290 I run Malwares and have gotten no warnings...Must be something else in your system that is causing this.
Does anyone really watch TV in the airports anymore. Looking around, nearly everyone is looking at their phone..

Posted by: Colin at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (yS1Ln)

291 Posted by: JROD at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (0jZnq)

What do you expect Levin to say realistically?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (C35Jn)

292 Max von Sydow Reminds me of Needful Things which reminded me of the Rick and Morty episode based on it. That was a good one.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

293 They have convinced themselves that their ivory tower will stand when they destroy its foundation.

Yeah trying to argue that you've destroyed the economy with one of these lockdown Karens is....an exercise in futility. Can't everyone just zoom to work?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (qlFIA)

294 I have a Flash Gordon pinball machine that has a Diode out on the left flipper that needs fixing...and I decided to read this thread for a bit before I got around to fixing it.
Posted by: garrett

They used to bake bread for that.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 05:48 PM (gtatv)

In ancient times.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (axyOa)

295 If you showed them a Xiden speech they'd likely ask you when the Soviets conquered America.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (qlFIA)

Or if badakathcate and trunaluminuprazure were some kind of computer thing.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (pcnYw)

296 Doesn't really matter who or what it's directed at, the thing at the bottom of it is hatred.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF

Get ready for all of the Jill "I'm a Doctor!" Biden covers and People magazine declaring Kamala's husband the sexiest man alive. You know it is coming.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

297 246 DIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: BRIAN BLESSED at January 14, 2021 05:37 PM (QqhVI)


Immediately flashes on an image of big teeth and a beard...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (ZSK0i)

Brian Blessed could read a recipe book and it would be riveting and emotional.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (ifmtJ)

298 I suspect Tucker will keep pushing until he gets fired.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:50 PM (wgghp)

299 16 I've never tried Lemon with Bream. Is it good?
_______________

Tastes like ass. (That's the rumor anyway.)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 14, 2021 05:50 PM (k4dH2)

300 I haven't watched fox since Alan Colmes kicked the caboodle.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 14, 2021 05:50 PM (03n3v)

301 runner

You are socking a troll? Bold move, Cotton.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2021 05:50 PM (u82oZ)

302 I see people here are defending FOX's sellout. "Oh they have to" "Don't' blame them, its the advertisers". Bullstuff.

In every center-right thread, no matter who betrays us, they get defended and excused. Yeah, Fox news was FORCED To hire Wallace. They were FORCED to call Arz for Biden. They were forced to cut their audience in half.

LOL!

Posted by: rcocean at January 14, 2021 05:50 PM (evE25)

303 232 I like John Milius and I know a lot of people like his Conan but Conan growing to adulthood a slave is just so wrong. Ruins it for me.
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:41 PM (wgghp)

Crom laughs at your foolish misgivings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (trdmm)

304 @301? I was not aware that I was.

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (AV9yQ)

305 I really can't watch Arnold movies anymore.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (2DOZq)

306 23 Same here Tom.
And I like Carlson.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (axyOa)

Dittos.
I do watch Jesse Watters on the weekends. Can't watch the Five any more, Juan Williams is like trying to ignore the turd someone keeps tossing in the punchbowl and saying the punch is tasty.
No shit is not tasty, Juan.
No matter how many times you spout CCP round eye talking points. Anyway, the Five is dead to me, too.

And a curious thing, the less I watch of Fix News and other "information TV" (what a joke), the better I feel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (sy5kK)

307 What a brutal headline. Good on ya, Ace!

Posted by: someasshole at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (ZuGuJ)

308 Well Crom he got right at least....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (wgghp)

309
They used to bake bread for that.
Posted by: AZ deplorably

About 40 posts too late to the party. Sigh.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (gtatv)

310 Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in three generations is the old saying. Bit different nowadays.

The gobs of money from Disney for Fox movies will just have to tide this 2nd generation over as the fox tv and newsprint business dies. The third generation will have a trust fund and become like Armie Hammer.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (pO7gM)

311 Looks like NY and Chicago are opening up now for some reason even as Covid cases rise.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2021 05:52 PM (LBf6o)

312 The universe is a weird place. I have a Flash Gordon pinball machine that has a Diode out on the left flipper that needs fixing...and I decided to read this thread for a bit before I got around to fixing it.
Posted by: Garrett


Is that a diode or a dildoe? Makes a big difference.

What a weird pinball machine that would be, huh?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 14, 2021 05:52 PM (vcOmj)

313 Meh..

Posted by: Bag of Hammers at January 14, 2021 05:52 PM (yFQnD)

314 Tucker cucked on election fraud. no reason to watch if he's taking orders from his liberal boss.

Posted by: rcocean at January 14, 2021 05:52 PM (evE25)

315 If Boeing can survive the 737 MAXX debacle, FUX can survive this.

Pro Tip: Boeing survived.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 14, 2021 05:52 PM (3H9h1)

316
I haven't watched fox since Alan Colmes kicked the caboodle.


Hard to believe, but once upon a time you could have a civil, educational discussion between liberals and conservatives.


I mean there policy positions were insane, and as we've seen with our leftward drift their supposed values were all self justifying bullshit, but at the time you could argue actual facts (which weren't just called white supremacy, fascism, or H8TE)!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:52 PM (qlFIA)

317 Sleepy Joe is going to purpose a $400/week fed bene for the unemployed (gig-ers, too) that will run through September.

More summer-of-love $$ for antifa and BLM! I am sure we will all enjoy funding that, yes?

Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (L3Rsz)

318 see update, rumors of shake-up in Fox Management

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (5+1A/)

319 My 15 year old son was at baseball practice and was being catcalled by some softball players. Is it too early to tell him the rule about sticking things in crazy

Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (qHxux)

320 They used to bake bread for that.
Posted by: AZ deplorably

About 40 posts too late to the party. Sigh.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (gtatv)

It's never too late.
They used to bake bread for that.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

321 If you are a Dem why would you go on fox? I mean are the CNN tongue baths too scratchy or something?
Posted by: 18-1


Spreading the word to the unenlightened. The message must be heard. You will be made to listen.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (vcOmj)

322 Cheri: "Get ready for all of the Jill 'I'm a Doctor!' Biden covers and People magazine declaring Kamala's husband the sexiest man alive. You know it is coming."

In a month everyone will understand what it was like in Soviet Russia. "Reading Between the Lines" will be a shared experience.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (HhXSr)

323 Christen Gilllibran has called for the censure of Senators Cruz and Hawley.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 05:54 PM (CZm2G)

324 Some percentage of conservatives, like Tucker, seem to have come to the argument that "yeah sure there was fraud in this election but we just have to vote harder" because the alternative is hard to come to terms with.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:54 PM (qlFIA)

325 So can we have the Battle Theme from Flash tonight in the ONT, please?

"Stop all engines"
"Repel boarders"

Posted by: InCali at January 14, 2021 05:54 PM (9AFWN)

326 Lolololl! Keep shaking

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2021 05:54 PM (AV9yQ)

327
Brewmeister Smith.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 14, 2021 05:45 PM (ZSK0i)

----
Joubert.

Posted by: jc at January 14, 2021 05:54 PM (PuMKG)

328 First the Fox News aidience exodus, the the Capitol.

I hope the coastal 'elites' who have thought the quiet, normal people who pny wanted to live their lives without them trying to micromanage our ;ives while telling us again and again how we stupid, bigoted rubes need this have woken up to *their* new normal: you can't assume we'll keep taking what you're serving.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2021 05:54 PM (bDqIh)

329 >>I've never tried Lemon with Bream. Is it good?
_______________

>Tastes like ass. (That's the rumor anyway.)


You have it upside down.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:54 PM (LZdcr)

330 Looks like NY and Chicago are opening up now for some reason even as Covid cases rise.
Posted by: Dr Spank

Yeah...Lori Lightfoot is getting a bit panicky. Her reasoning to open, btw, is that people are having illegal gatherings at their homes and such. If people are going to risk covid, the gov't wants a piece of that action!

Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2021 05:55 PM (L3Rsz)

331 I really can't watch Arnold movies anymore.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM (2DOZq)

++++I've only seen one Arnold movie, The Terminator.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2021 05:55 PM (3hN07)

332 Seriously, why watch Fox News when i can get the same thing from:
ABC/NBC/CBS/PBS/MSNBC/CNN?

Waste of time.
Posted by: rcocean at January 14, 2021 05:47 PM (evE25)
++++
This is the real puzzler for me. Fox was never that great, but they did at least stand out by being a channel for lots of people who were turned off and put off by the constant leftwing propaganda everywhere else. The reason that Fox did so well wasn't their quality, but the size of their market.

Tacking even further *right* probably would have resulted in better results. Tacking further left just thrust them headlong into a crowded market where they can't compete.

The only thing I can fathom is that they knew this would happen but didn't care. The killed Fox - deliberately and willingly - in a final ecstatic conning of the rubes, to demoralize the enemy. Fox itself is just collateral damage. I cannot imagine that they thought they'd survive and bounce back after a little dip. They had to have been willing to kill the thing to achieve their goal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:55 PM (UZVEt)

333 Brian Blessed could read a recipe book and it would be riveting and emotional.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:49 PM (ifmtJ)

Same with Jeremy Irons.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (axyOa)

334 The most non believable part of Flash Gordon was that he was a star Qb for.... the NY Jets

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (wgghp)

335 Christen Gilllibran has called for the censure of Senators Cruz and Hawley.

Is Gilibrand the one that was "friends" with a bunch of the NVIXIM folks? It is hard to keep all the sex cults in DC separate.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (qlFIA)

336 Christen Gilllibran has called for the censure of Senators Cruz and Hawley.
Posted by: Braenyard


Cruz and Hawley might get censured for a day, but Kristen Gillenbrand will be stupid for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (vcOmj)

337 315 Martini Farmer, I am not so sure. Boeing severely damaged their business rep and it depends on huge capital investments up front for each new generation. The whole defense contracting thing is going to get less and less fruitful due to impending budget crises and Airbus is no slouch.

Intel has similar issues with not being able to get to 7nm production for cpus.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (pO7gM)

338 Malwarebytes is giving me a warning and blocking your website.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 05:46 PM (QqhVI)

I had a malware attack three, four years ago and fixed it in short order but they just won't take me off their goddamned lists.

Even the feds got involved, which was weird. FBI came to my door to look into it. They had been investigating a wider black hat hacker operation and wanted permission to access my site as part of that investigation. My site is nothing more than an online art portfolio. I said sure.

Posted by: troyriser at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (8/fSF)

339 159 God, I hate Zach Snyder's superhero films
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:24 PM (ifmtJ)

Probably not fair, but I always get Snyder and Singer mixed up.

Singer made The Usual Suspects, and Snyder made Watchmen. So neither of them are completely useless. As filmmakers, I mean. Singer deserves to get his nads burned off by a rusty butterknife.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2021 05:33 PM (oQ94s)

My top 3 favorite films are made by people who hate me: The Usual Suspects, The Guardians of the Galaxy and The Avengers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (ifmtJ)

340 see update, rumors of shake-up in Fox Management

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (5+1A/)

I thought that's what got 'em in this mess.

Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (AwYPR)

341 I'm sure the R half of the Uniparty will support whatever annual bailout the newshairs ask for.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (TK8Ry)

342 Hear me out. Trump "Calling it like it is" at 7pm leading into Tuck at 8pm?

Posted by: Murdoch's Biatch at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (yFQnD)

343 Looks like NY and Chicago are opening up now for some reason even as Covid cases rise.
Posted by: Dr Spank

Yeah...Lori Lightfoot is getting a bit panicky. Her reasoning to open, btw, is that people are having illegal gatherings at their homes and such. If people are going to risk covid, the gov't wants a piece of that action!

Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2021 05:55 PM (L3Rsz)

_________

Cratering tax revenue tends to sharpen the focus.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (QqhVI)

344 @325

Gordon's Alive!!??

--
Prince Vultan

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (vqU+L)

345
I remember I remarked to someone that one of those Fox broads was as dumb as a stump, and he replied "oh, no she isn't, she went to Harvard after all."

I had, less than one hour before this, heard whoever we were talking about discussing the Chinese threatening to embargo US entertainment products during the tariff fight.

She said it could bring down the CCP if they did it, because "Chinese people are huuuuge NBA fans, and it could cause a Chinese Spring."

This sticks in my mind to this day because it is so, so dumb and she went to Harvard and got employed by a national news net for G-d only knows what salary.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (Bvn1K)

346 319 My 15 year old son was at baseball practice and was being catcalled by some softball players. Is it too early to tell him the rule about sticking things in crazy
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (qHxux)

===

No, it's not too early. And say it as often as you have to. Took me decades to get over breaking that rule.

Posted by: jc at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (PuMKG)

347 The original Predator might be Arnie's best movie

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (wgghp)

348 "Rumors of management changes soon."

Murdoch sons aren't firing themselves, so expect the collapse to continue.

I'm thinking of bringing pom-poms to the fire.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (HhXSr)

349 298 I suspect Tucker will keep pushing until he gets fired.
---
That's his best play.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (sWM8x)

350 Why would Fox viewers want to hear regurgitated CNN news?
------------
regurgitate --> excreted

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (cVt7n)

351 Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (qHxux

Nope. But do it without making it awkward.

If they seem crazy, they probably are and it is best to avoid them.

Something like that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (C35Jn)

352 Jmel - hopefully it's not too LATE to tell your 15 year old about Rule No. One.

Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (8JoH/)

353 Well Crom he got right at least....
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:51 PM


They took a bunch of stories and characters and threw them in a blender and came up with a great movie with a lead character called Conan*.

Sometimes adaptations that aren't true to the source material are still great in their own way.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (awtm/)

354 I bet Fox is thinking the audience will come back once Biden is inaugurated. Nominally conservative outlets always have this belief that Dem control is a positive for ratings/circulations.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (dYe5S)

355 >> My 15 year old son was at baseball practice and was being catcalled by some softball players. Is it too early to tell him the rule about sticking things in crazy


At his age as long as they are in another school district, he'll be fine.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (LZdcr)

356 The Stirewalt Effect.

Posted by: Cornpop at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (l7udz)

357
Obligatory Pat Travers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cMlT6Jm454

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (EGyGV)

358 >>> 44 Y'all do realize that on 20-Jan the Republican Party will be in need of a new leader, right?

I nominate Paul Ryan, he is the leader the GOPe deserve!
Posted by: tbodie at January 14, 2021 05:20 PM (fo8C+)

Nonsense. Mitt Romney is your man.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (TK8Ry)

359 Cheri: "Get ready for all of the Jill 'I'm a Doctor!' Biden covers and People magazine declaring Kamala's husband the sexiest man alive. You know it is coming."

In a month everyone will understand what it was like in Soviet Russia. "Reading Between the Lines" will be a shared experience.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

You will be made to notice and acknowledge these subtle truths.
Jill Biden is quite brilliant and attractive
Kamala Harris is quite brilliant and attractive
Joe Biden's implanted hair is quite brilliant and attractive
The Democrat head of cabbage is quite brilliant and attractive

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (vcOmj)

360 319 My 15 year old son was at baseball practice and was being catcalled by some softball players. Is it too early to tell him the rule about sticking things in crazy
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (qHxux)


Not to worry. Softball players are all lesbians. This is known. Same thing with basketball players.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (cVt7n)

361 ++++I've only seen one Arnold movie, The Terminator.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2021 05:55 PM (3hN07)

I think I'm in the minority opinion that someone else could have played that part just as well or better. He wasn't why that movie was a hit. I think Conan is the only movie that he carried.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

362 . My site is nothing more than an online art portfolio. I said sure.
Posted by: troyriser

You're lucky they didn't decide they needed a patsy.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (gtatv)

363 The bigger they are...

Posted by: creeper at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (5iaGQ)

364 The original Predator might be Arnie's best movie

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (wgghp)

++++I never understood the appeal. I know guys seemed to like him.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (3hN07)

365 347 The original Predator might be Arnie's best movie
---
What a filthy detestable commie cocksucker he turned out to be.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (sWM8x)

366 The only thing I can fathom is that they knew this would happen but didn't care. The killed Fox - deliberately and willingly - in a final ecstatic conning of the rubes, to demoralize the enemy.

I think it's a kind of religious ecstasy. They are literally making a burnt offering of their most valuable possession to whatever demon gods they think are really in charge of the world. "Look what I've done for you! Now grant me my wishes!"

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (AID+J)

367 Still think Sundowner will give it up by summer, lots of reasons to hold him as the virtual reality presidency for two years if they can pull that off.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (Cxk7w)

368 Looks like NY and Chicago are opening up now for some reason even as Covid cases rise.

The lock downs don't have anything to do with COVID cases. Either in stopping them or being a response to them.

I presume Lightfoot and Kaiser Wilhelm are hearing from their power brokers that they want to go back to being able to legally party and dine out...and they achieved their goal anyway, right?

Though the "fun" part will be when Tyrant Xiden tells the bad, bad red states that they need to lockdown because too much Wuhan Flu while the blue states open up.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 05:59 PM (qlFIA)

369 I will never go back to Fox. Never.

And guess who sent me a fund raising email today. None other than GOPe darling Nikki Haley.

*unsubscribe*

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2021 05:59 PM (sGotD)

370 Okay it's nitpicking but Conan has jet black hair and blue eyes. He always wore armor too...

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:59 PM (wgghp)

371 Those ratings numbers are below the cancelled Dr Who in a country with plenty more people.

Posted by: Fortcoins at January 14, 2021 05:59 PM (70Qp2)

372 @343

Or alternatively...

It was always as an op and scam to defeat OrangeManBad and now that the op has been successful, it's time to open this mother jumper up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 05:59 PM (vqU+L)

373 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (cVt7n)

Who was that very hot pitcher for our national team. Not lesbo thank goodness.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (2DOZq)

374 "Rumors of management changes soon"?!

Why? We won!

Posted by: Kathryn Murdoch at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (KKpag)

375 328 Lizzy, for the coasties--it is always year zero for them--they do not know history worth a damn. What comes next to a corrupt aristocracy is a despot. Easier to please one despot than large corporations enforcing wokeness as petty despots.

At least people in the later Sov Union and Eastern bloc pretty much knew where they stood in relation to the government and party.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (pO7gM)

376 see update, rumors of shake-up in Fox Management
Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (5+1A/)
++++
That's all well and good, but it won't work. They can shake up the management and fire a bunch of the newsroom and hosts and replace them, but I suspect that it doesn't matter. They've poisoned the well. Surrounding the well with heavy equipment and then putting a big sign on it that says, "we've decontaminated this well and it is now safe to drink" won't make people lower their buckets - even if it's actually *true.*

This is what happens when you shatter trust so catastrophically. Fox spent years eroding trust in the manner than the Romans clipped coins. Everyone knew it had been devalued, but it was still a coin. Then they melted the coin into slag and tossed it in their customer's faces. I don't think they can come back from that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (UZVEt)

377 My 15 year old son was at baseball practice and was being catcalled by some softball players. Is it too early to tell him the rule about sticking things in crazy
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (qHxux)

===

No, it's not too early. And say it as often as you have to. Took me decades to get over breaking that rule.
Posted by: jc at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (PuMKG)

Just point out they have bigger balls. That should do it.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (axyOa)

378 So without the never changing airport channel, will CNN even register on the ratings chart?

Posted by: AlaBAMA



How could have have modified ratings?

No one actually watched (or listened) to it.

Everyone has something in their ears and their phones streaming pron.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 05:23 PM (gtatv)

Not sure how they count the number of people watching in an airport.

Posted by: Javems at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (8SSHh)

379 James O'Keefe
@JamesOKeefeIII
A whistleblower inside @Twitter recorded their CEO @jack and sent us the tape.

LAUNCH IMMINENT
Tech insiders can contact: VeritasTips@protonmail.com
2:18 PM · Jan 14, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (FBrfY)

380 The only thing I can fathom is that they knew this would happen but didn't care.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 05:55 PM (UZVEt)

They though they had established a brand that was strong, so they could change what they offered and the people who made their brand worth anything would just go along. They even said they knew there would be drop -they just thought it would be small and short but people would "come home" as brand loyalty was too strong.

Oops.

Posted by: Bete at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (Ojki1)

381 In sworn affidavit,
FBI agent says liberal activist was participating in Capitol riot

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (CZm2G)

382 370 Okay it's nitpicking but Conan has jet black hair and blue eyes. He always wore armor too...
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 05:59 PM (wgghp)

And Valeria is supposed to be a pirate. It's....alternate continuity, call it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (ifmtJ)

383 359 Cheri: "Get ready for all of the Jill 'I'm a Doctor!' Biden covers and People magazine declaring Kamala's husband the sexiest man alive. You know it is coming."

In a month everyone will understand what it was like in Soviet Russia. "Reading Between the Lines" will be a shared experience.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

You will be made to notice and acknowledge these subtle truths.
Jill Biden is quite brilliant and attractive
Kamala Harris is quite brilliant and attractive
Joe Biden's implanted hair is quite brilliant and attractive
The Democrat head of cabbage is quite brilliant and attractive
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (vcOmj)


"[communist operative's name goes here] is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (cVt7n)

384 Chris Wallace is a very special guy.

Posted by: Kathryn Murdoch at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (KKpag)

385 @291 thathalfrican-I have been a fan since he was only on an hour a night on radio. The guy is brilliant. His blanket smear of everyone that "stormed" the capital building was a sh*t the bed moment for me. Didn't wait to let it flesh out, no waiting 48 hours to learn what was what on the people that went in.Doubles down and condemns the Proud Boys, you know, the guys protecting Trump supporters at rallies from getting beat by antifa.
What do I expect him to say? I guess whatever will buy him enough time to stay on the radio to get the new book he's working on sold or until he's shutdown by the left or has to tow the line until his contract runs out at Fox or he says something that gets him cancelled.
Since January 6, none of his shows make sense to me.I think not only are we post-constitutional, we are post pundit.
We need a "wartime" consigliere and Mark Levin(Tom Hagen) ain't it, sorry to say.

Posted by: JROD at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (0jZnq)

386 It was always as an op and scam to defeat OrangeManBad and now that the op has been successful, it's time to open this mother jumper up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Oh yes...this is the play, and always has been, I do believe.

Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (L3Rsz)

387 Look, as a Democrat or GOPer Ahnuld gets to have sex with the help and make bank doing not much of anything but pretending to be a tough guy.

If he showed a spine they'd treat him like Trump.


So...it is a logical calculus. I would like to see someone ask Ahnuld though if he felt bad at giving up his principles early in his term as Governor of CA, or if all the tail he got to chase instead made up for it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (qlFIA)

388 188 Fox News really took a strange path. They have no friends now, no supporters. What could they possibly have been thinking?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 05:36 PM (KZzsI)


We did it!
- Katheryn Murdoch.

Actually, Katheryn Murdoch, wife of one of the two rich kids that were handed FIX News by their rich retiring daddy, is the only honest one of the bunch.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (sy5kK)

389 "see update, rumors of shake-up in Fox Management"

Doomed. Doomed as doomed can be ya know.

Posted by: f'd at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (sXg2b)

390 Why do y'all still have cable tv?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (W2Pud)

391 Nothing fox can do to make me watch again.. I barely can get myself to watch OANN . And they are conservative.. Even they can't put a good spin on what's happening...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (Zmnko)

392 If you forgot your pw, how do you delete yourself from Twitter?

Posted by: EveR at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (R0z7P)

393 377 My 15 year old son was at baseball practice and was being catcalled by some softball players. Is it too early to tell him the rule about sticking things in crazy
Posted by: Jmel at January 14, 2021 05:53 PM (qHxux)

===

No, it's not too early. And say it as often as you have to. Took me decades to get over breaking that rule.
Posted by: jc at January 14, 2021 05:57 PM (PuMKG)

Just point out they have bigger balls. That should do it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (axyOa)

Though if he can get laid at 15, his life will be vastly improved. Just teach him to wrap it, twice if needs be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (ifmtJ)

394 366 Dr Mabuse, you could be right but the truth is that no one wins in a purity spiral because someone to your left or right will claim to be even more pure.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (pO7gM)

395 Not sure how they count the number of people watching in an airport.
Posted by: Javems at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (8SSHh)


Same way they count votes for Democrat candidates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (cVt7n)

396
And the best part is, I am absolutely morally certain that *someone* in their marketing department and probably *ALL* of their media buyers told management "look, the communist news market is totally saturated, with three broadcast networks and two 24 cable networks whose audiences are entrenched. DO NOT DO THIS."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (Bvn1K)

397 Looks like NY and Chicago are opening up now for some reason even as Covid cases rise.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 14, 2021 05:52 PM (LBf6o)



Murderers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

398 Ace is a silver tongued devil, LOL!

Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 14, 2021 06:02 PM (w7KSn)

399 Fox News' Latest Ratings Are Like If Garbage and Human Filth Had a
Baby and That Baby Was Abandoned In the Woods and Then Was Raised by
AIDSand that little girl was me.

Posted by: Kamala at January 14, 2021 06:02 PM (LBiyC)

400 At least we can enjoy the old entertainment until they make it illegal like internal combustion engines.....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:02 PM (wgghp)

401 Posted by: troyriser at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (8/fSF)

oh, ok. Didn't know what the deal was.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 14, 2021 06:02 PM (QqhVI)

402 You know, when you realize they attempted to destroy the economy of the Western World to defeat one man, it really brings things into stark relief.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 06:02 PM (vqU+L)

403 WATCH HARDER!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 14, 2021 06:02 PM (sjsex)

404 >>"Rumors of management changes soon."


Are they getting rid of Paul Ryan?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2021 06:03 PM (bDqIh)

405 396
And the best part is, I am absolutely morally certain that *someone* ... told management ... DO NOT DO THIS."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (Bvn1K)
-----------------------------

And they fired him.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 06:03 PM (CZm2G)

406 McCarthy will keep the traitor Liz Cheney in leadership. Goodbye Gop. Not a dime or a vote

Posted by: Jonah at January 14, 2021 06:03 PM (KklUr)

407 387 18-1
I believe the Arnuld and the maid story showed his real side. Debauched and fake.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (pO7gM)

408 I just got a text message from Nikki Haley. My reply was " fuck off and stop". I have now been removed from their contact list.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (Vxu+H)

409 We need a "wartime" consigliere and Mark Levin(Tom Hagen) ain't it, sorry to say.
Posted by: JROD at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (0jZnq)

Never was. The dude started as a Never Trump grifter, and he ends as one. Has he called for McCarthy to fire Cheney or resign as Leader? I can guess the answer.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (puu6v)

410 Not sure how they count the number of people watching in an airport.
Posted by: Javems at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (8SSHh)

Use Dominion Ratings software. Works every time.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (axyOa)

411 Trump carried that network for more than three years, and they turned on him during the debates. Fox News can DIAF. Go bankrupt barder!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (VWp7G)

412 *harder

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (VWp7G)

413
You know, when you realize they attempted to destroy the economy of the
Western World to defeat one man, it really brings things into stark
relief.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 06:02 PM (vqU+L)

++++
Absolutely.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (3hN07)

414 You're lucky they didn't decide they needed a patsy.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (gtatv)

The FBI agents I spoke to seemed like good and decent men. I think the crooked ones gravitate to the top.

Posted by: troyriser at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (8/fSF)

415
There are only 4 Arnold movies

The Terminator
Commando
Predator
Conan the Barbarian

There's a bunch of other drek out there with some musclebound Teutonic meathead. Don't confuse them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (EGyGV)

416 Rumor is that Trump has released documents and is going to release more.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 06:04 PM (CZm2G)

417 Ace, you talk so purty!

Posted by: lurk at January 14, 2021 06:05 PM (MIODZ)

418 Rumor is that Trump has released documents and is going to release more.

Q ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 06:05 PM (Zmnko)

419 >>>Who was that very hot pitcher for our national team. Not lesbo thank goodness.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (2DOZq)

=======

Jennie Finch

Posted by: 6-4-3 at January 14, 2021 06:05 PM (SVRfQ)

420 361 ++++I've only seen one Arnold movie, The Terminator.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2021 05:55 PM (3hN07)

I think I'm in the minority opinion that someone else could have played that part just as well or better. He wasn't why that movie was a hit. I think Conan is the only movie that he carried.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

Arnie expected it to flop, so his judgement has been off since pretty much forever.

Posted by: Bete at January 14, 2021 06:05 PM (Ojki1)

421 361 ++++I've only seen one Arnold movie,

He can go back to Austria

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 06:06 PM (Zmnko)

422 No. Fox will get rid a mid manager, but the real scum, Murdoch boys and Ryan will stay. Try to snoq us up until 2022. Fat ass Stirewalt and their leftwing pollster, have already alled the House Dem for 2022

Posted by: Jonah at January 14, 2021 06:06 PM (KklUr)

423 Let off some steam

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:06 PM (wgghp)

424 They though they had established a brand that was strong, so they could change what they offered and the people who made their brand worth anything would just go along. They even said they knew there would be drop -they just thought it would be small and short but people would "come home" as brand loyalty was too strong.

Oops.
Posted by: Bete at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (Ojki1)
++++
Then they're delusional. That is possible, but I suspect that a lot of folks knew this would happen but just didn't care. I think it's in part because they forgot that there's an additional state on those TV sets: "off." If their reasoning was "Sure, this'll piss folks off and we'll lose some viewers, but we're still less deranged than the other guys so they'll come back" then they forgot that their audience might just quit television news altogether.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 06:06 PM (UZVEt)

425 Arnold Schwarzenegger is a piece of shit and irrelevant. His latest rant about PDT and comparing the Capitol debacle to Nazis shows that he is not too bright.

Stick to your strengths Arnie and keep banging the help. He was a Kennedy all along when he ran for Governor pretending that he was some tough guy conservative. Blech.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2021 06:06 PM (oiNtH)

426 Jennie Finch

Posted by: 6-4-3 at January 14, 2021 06:05 PM (SVRfQ)

Jennie....Jennie?

Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2021 06:06 PM (AwYPR)

427 IrishEi: "And guess who sent me a fund raising email today. None other than GOPe darling Nikki Haley."

Are they trying to get previous contributors to demand their money back? 'Cause I'm certain that will not go over well. Maybe they can call Goolag/Twits/Farcebook instead.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2021 06:06 PM (HhXSr)

428 Gop had 300k voters stay home in Ga runoffs due to not fighting against the steal.. now the idiots will not punish Liz Cheney? Suicide

Posted by: Jonah at January 14, 2021 06:07 PM (KklUr)

429 True Lies
Running Man
Total Recall
Kindergarden Cop
End of Days...maybe

Arnold pretty much quit being good in 1994

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 06:07 PM (ifmtJ)

430 Me Again Kelly, canary in the coal mine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2021 06:07 PM (9Fwwf)

431
What is valuable at FIX News, to be bought in a fire sale if possible, is their position on the cable dial.
Something the powers won't allow OAN, and begrudgingly put Newsmax way, way down the dial and on their streaming, not the regular cable.

There are a few individuals - Tucker, Watters, Gutfeld, maybe a couple more second tier names, but the rest are dead to me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2021 06:08 PM (sy5kK)

432 It was always as an op and scam to defeat OrangeManBad and now that the op has been successful, it's time to open this mother jumper up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Oh yes...this is the play, and always has been, I do believe.
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2021 06:01 PM (L3R

I've been saying that Covid will relatively disappear end of March . Have to give Biden team enough time to claim credit for defeating it.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:08 PM (2DOZq)

433 Who was that very hot pitcher for our national team. Not lesbo thank goodness.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (2DOZq)
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It must *suck* being the tiny minority of straight chicks on a softball team.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 06:08 PM (UZVEt)

434 They indicted that antifa guy who was filing the non-riot Sullivan I think...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 06:08 PM (Zmnko)

435 I nominate Liz Cheney for leader of the Republican Party.

Nothing says LEADERSHIP like knifing the Republican President of the United States in the back in a senseless vote that means nothing.

And we definitely need more political nepotism!

With the end of the Clinton Gang, and Bush Dynasty, we need a Cheney Clan.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2021 06:08 PM (0rf5k)

436 >>>Who was that very hot pitcher for our national team. Not lesbo thank goodness.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (2DOZq)

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Jennie Finch

I remember when whoever did that sports science show had a top MLB draft pick try to hit a softball pitch from her. He couldn't touch it. But to be fair, baseball players aren't accustom to seeing pitch's that "rise".

Posted by: at January 14, 2021 06:08 PM (SVRfQ)

437 The thing is, at fifteen there's not much you can stick your dick in that isn't a little bit crazy.

Posted by: creeper at January 14, 2021 06:08 PM (5iaGQ)

438 So I asked, and Joe said "sure you can measure the curtains in the Oval Office--I know you're better at it than me."

Fucking idiot.

Posted by: Kunta Kinte Harris at January 14, 2021 06:08 PM (sWM8x)

439 Who was that very hot pitcher for our national team. Not lesbo thank goodness.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:00 PM (2DOZq)

=======

Jennie Finch
Posted by: 6-4-3 at January 14, 2021 06:05 PM (SVRfQ)
***
Was a hitting coach for the local college were I used to teach. The girls were...women. Kidding aside they were a good group. Fun to work with.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 06:08 PM (axyOa)

440 Rumors of management changes soon.

You've still cut off your nose to spite your face. It's not growing back.

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2021 06:09 PM (fFtVH)

441 >>It must *suck* being the tiny minority of straight chicks on a softball team.


I bet they learn to clam up about it pretty quickly.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 06:09 PM (LZdcr)

442 402 You know, when you realize they attempted to destroy the economy of the Western World to defeat one man, it really brings things into stark relief.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 06:02 PM (vqU+L)


In my perception, it's more like they were attempting to destroy the economy of the Western world and one man stood in their way.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 14, 2021 06:09 PM (ofYez)

443 @409 Trump poisoned my cat-Can't agree with on the NeverTrumper thing being that I have listened to everyone one of his shows.
I know where he stood as far as Cruz and how he was being attacked by some in Trumps campaign personally. He had legitimate reasons. He's explained his stance, why he changed and his position on Trump were reasonable, rational and logical.

Posted by: JROD at January 14, 2021 06:09 PM (0jZnq)

444 433 A WNBA player wrote a book about it and was cancelled. Hard.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:09 PM (wgghp)

445 Kidding aside they were a good group. Fun to work with.
Posted by: Diogenes

Was there a "wink, wink" that we couldn't see with that post?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 06:09 PM (gtatv)

446 Cuomo is looking at a 1.5 billion dollar shortfall in taxes. Uncle Joe will help, but other states will also need dollars.Cuomo was talking about raising taxes on the rich, but when he looked at the number leaving the state, he might back off. I see Newsome has also backed off on raising taxes with the recall and all.

Posted by: Colin at January 14, 2021 06:09 PM (yS1Ln)

447 I just got a text message from Nikki Haley. My reply was " fuck off and stop". I have now been removed from their contact list.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

I got a text yesterday from Haley. My reply was the same.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (oiNtH)

448 441 >>It must *suck* being the tiny minority of straight chicks on a softball team.


I bet they learn to clam up about it pretty quickly.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 06:09 PM (LZdcr)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (ifmtJ)

449 On the plus side, Nikki won't have much of a network to promote her in 2024.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2021 05:17 PM (pO7gM)

She is currently on Newsmax.
*spits at tv*

Posted by: db at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (E0PSG)

450 IMO Arnold had a number of decent movies but not because of him. I'll give him Kindergarten Cop as another one that he carried.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (2DOZq)

451 Steny Hoyer quoted her in his closing argument against Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (CZm2G)

452 May I propose a new rule for 'rons and 'ettes?

If your comment starts with "rumor has it" or "I read somewhere" or "now hearing" - is it too much to ask of to
POST
YOUR
SOURCE?

It's already hard enough to discern real news from qanon 7th dimersions circle jerk crap.

Posted by: Hands - I'm tired and cranky at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (786Ro)

453 Would it be possible to form a political party called the "Not-A-Republican" party which would not be an organized (or organizable) party, but simply a more pointed form of "independent"?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (KAi1n)

454 >>> True Lies
Running Man
Total Recall
Kindergarden Cop
End of Days...maybe

Arnold pretty much quit being good in 1994
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 14, 2021 06:07 PM (ifmtJ)

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Twins. But mostly because of the late Kelly Preston.

Posted by: at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (SVRfQ)

455 234 Fox is in trouble. We need a hot young blonde with unimpeachable conservative credentials to bring back the deplorables. Get me Meghan McCain! Get me one of spare Romney kids! For god's sake, at least get me a Huntsman daughter!
Posted by: Son of a Murdoch at January 14, 2021 05:42 PM (hI2qz)

Ok, now that's humor. Gallows humor, but nevertheless, humor.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2021 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

456 >>>Twins. But mostly because of the late Kelly Preston.


an eponymous movie, then?

Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 06:11 PM (5+1A/)

457 M)

She is currently on Newsmax.
*spits at tv*
Posted by: db at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (E0PSG)
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Newsmax is a floater in the punch bowl.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 06:11 PM (CZm2G)

458 Then they're delusional. That is possible, but I suspect that a lot of folks knew this would happen but just didn't care."

This fits in with the theme of that essay that was linked earlier today, "Everything is broken."

because of the across the board breakdown and the corrupt credentialsim and nepotism (in the case of Fox especially) *every* major corporation and agency in our world today is being run by absolute, screaming idiots. We have a class of incredibly incompetent grifters and posers running almost everything, and we're surprised when they screw up everything they touch?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 06:11 PM (trdmm)

459 Danny DeVito. Another turd.

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:11 PM (wgghp)

460 We did it!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 14, 2021 06:11 PM (736Ux)

461 What movie was that where Kelly Preston got naked?

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (wgghp)

462 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 14, 2021 05:56 PM (Bvn1K)

Bwahahahhahahahahahaha.

The only people impressed by credentials are those who have not been exposed to those who possess them. To cite an example, Kevin Williamson's fat cracker ass worships elites because of the paper they hold, not what they have done or accomplished.

The same goes for wealth. Some of the dumbest fucks I know got lucky and have more gold than Ft. Knox. They had a friend who had a friend and won the Powerball on insider information, basically. Michael Bloomberg is a yuge example of a moron with more money than God.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (puu6v)

463 Years ago when my ex was a salesman he had one account that was a big hotel on the Oregon coast. He went there one day just as Arnold, and his then wife, Maria Shriver were checking out. The hotel staff was all abuzz. The consensus was that Arnold was an absolute asshole of a guest, while his wife was pretty pleasant and polite.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (3hN07)

464 I've been saying that Covid will relatively disappear end of March . Have to give Biden team enough time to claim credit for defeating it.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me

April, after most of the 60 year old and above are vaccinated for the Chinese Coronavirus.

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (0rf5k)

465 McCarthy will keep the traitor Liz Cheney in leadership.

I bet her voters won't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (yQpMk)

466 Does anyone really think Bezos makes a single dime FROM Wapo? However, he makes more than he needs from what Wapo does for him in more nefarious ways.
Posted by: jc at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (PuMKG)
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Bezos bought the WAPO because it was cheaper than paying the going rate for lobbyists.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (sy5kK)

467 This fits in with the theme of that essay that was linked earlier today, "Everything is broken." ...
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 06:11 PM (trdmm)
++++
My PC crashed and I lost that before I could read it. Could you possibly repost?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (UZVEt)

468 ...and that little girl was me.

You fuckin people kill me

Posted by: nip at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (cpS4u)

469
Jennie Finch

Posted by: 6-4-3 at January 14, 2021 06:05 PM (SVRfQ)

Jennie....Jennie?
Posted by: BignJames




Did you call her? Or did you lose your nerve?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2021 06:13 PM (EGyGV)

470 McCarthy will keep the traitor Liz Cheney in leadership.

McCarthy needs to go too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 06:13 PM (Zmnko)

471 Is that a diode or a dildoe? Makes a big difference.



What a weird pinball machine that would be, huh?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet
That would explain the pelvic thrusts.

Posted by: Kamala at January 14, 2021 06:13 PM (LBiyC)

472 Jennie Finch was the pitcher. Very hot. She also made a few MLB players look bad when she pitched to them. Don't know if they were sandbagging or not.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

473 Was there a "wink, wink" that we couldn't see with that post?
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 06:09 PM (gtatv)

Heh.
Had a pitcher who could throw a rising slider. Friggin insane pitch. And fun as hell to watch her. She was hawt.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 06:14 PM (axyOa)

474 >>>The original Predator might be Arnie's best movie<<<
>Luckily for Arnie, he's never had to put two sentences together at any one time.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 14, 2021 06:14 PM (03n3v)

475 What movie was that where Kelly Preston got naked?
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (wgghp)

Was it that movie set in Amish country?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 14, 2021 06:14 PM (lgiXo)

476 "Everything is Broken"

right now it's the top article at this site:

https://www.tabletmag.com/

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 06:15 PM (trdmm)

477 > McCarthy will keep the traitor Liz Cheney in leadership.

I bet her voters won't.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (yQpMk)


Nobody asked them.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 14, 2021 06:15 PM (t+qrx)

478 Netflix keeps sending me emails. "The best $8.93 you'll ever spend!" Not a farthing, Netflix.

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 06:15 PM (Pqytn)

479 >>> >>>Twins. But mostly because of the late Kelly Preston.


an eponymous movie, then?
Posted by: ace at January 14, 2021 06:11 PM (5+1A/)


All this time it was right there in front of me! *slaps forehead *

Posted by: at January 14, 2021 06:15 PM (SVRfQ)

480 >>What movie was that where Kelly Preston got naked?


The Money Pit

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2021 06:15 PM (LZdcr)

481 FNC having last place ratings doesn't move my give a sh!t meter off zero. FNC is reaping what they have sown.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at January 14, 2021 06:15 PM (tSosf)

482 What's Eric Boiling doing now...? I liked him. Seemed to be one the first to be unpersoned. I know is son was a Hunter graduate of the cocaine institute of substance abuse... but still.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 14, 2021 06:16 PM (3H9h1)

483 >>Fox is in trouble. We need a hot young blonde with unimpeachable conservative credentials to bring back the deplorables. Get me Meghan McCain! Get me one of spare Romney kids! For god's sake, at least get me a Huntsman daughter!


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'VE ALREADY HAD MCCAIN AND ABBY HUNTSMAN. THEY BOTH MOVED ON TO OTHER STATIONS AND DISTANCED THEMSELVES FROM CONSERVATISM AFTER USING FOX TO GET INTO THE BUSINESS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 14, 2021 06:16 PM (bDqIh)

484 >>>We have a class of incredibly incompetent grifters and posers running almost everything, and we're surprised when they screw up everything they touch?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 06:11 PM (trdmm)
-----------------

They groom their own.
NAMBLA makes a concentrated effort to put their people in as school librarians.

The left makes a concentrated effort to put their people in HR departments in Big Businesses and small.

They Are Insidious

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 06:16 PM (CZm2G)

485 447 I just got a text message from Nikki Haley. My reply was " fuck off and stop". I have now been removed from their contact list.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

I got a text yesterday from Haley. My reply was the same.
Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2021 06:10 PM (oiNtH

Thank! I could not come up with anything witty. This will do!

Posted by: rd at January 14, 2021 06:16 PM (0rf5k)

486 The first "Total Recall" was a fun Arnold movie. The second one sucked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 06:16 PM (trdmm)

487 Last of Days was a really good Arnie movie, so was Last Action Hero

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

488 McCarthy needs to go too
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He certainly does.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 14, 2021 06:17 PM (sWM8x)

489 Heh.
Had a pitcher who could throw a rising slider. Friggin insane pitch. And fun as hell to watch her. She was hawt.
Posted by: Diogenes

I know how much fun they are to watch!
Mrs. AZ deplorably isolated played on a traveling women's softball team.


Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 06:17 PM (gtatv)

490 >>>What movie was that where Kelly Preston got naked?
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (wgghp)

Going to have to narrow it down.

Posted by: at January 14, 2021 06:17 PM (SVRfQ)

491 252 Max Von Sydow will always be Brewmeister Smith to me.
Posted by: Bumr50 at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (SEBYZ)
253 Braumeister Smith in Strange Brew - Max Von Sydow's greatest role.
Posted by: weew at January 14, 2021 05:44 PM (+m+uH)
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And some say there isn't a Horde mind.
That's just nonsense.

Which ever Network figures out how to talk Horde, will win the evening ratings. FIX did for a while, but we eventually found out they were lying to us.
And it gave Ace a topic to write about.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2021 06:17 PM (sy5kK)

492 Nothing to do with the topic, But why does biden need 30 thousand troops to protect him? Seems strange to me

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 06:17 PM (Zmnko)

493 >>>What movie was that where Kelly Preston got naked?


Mischief.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 06:17 PM (bkUtD)

494 True Lies is one Ahnold movie I can watch over and over. Jamie Lee Curtis was a hoot. Who can ever forget the scene in the hotel room? I still laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (nxdel)

495 Lol, dropped like a bag of hammers, lol. Thought you couldn't be touched, eh?

Posted by: dartist at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (+ya+t)

496 Those shows can use to lose another million each.

And people, please, STOP WATCHING TUCKER.

Posted by: Dr. DJ3Way at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (bhPL1)

497 470 McCarthy will keep the traitor Liz Cheney in leadership.

McCarthy needs to go too
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2021 06:13 PM (Zmnko)

As I recall, 147 House members objected to the election results. While he also raised objections, McCarthy can be ousted.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (puu6v)

498 @452 Hands-I'm tired and cranky-Actually it's not hard to discern real news from BS Q Anon crap, just apply "if it sounds too good to be true........" its worked for me. I get what you're saying though.

Posted by: JROD at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (0jZnq)

499 Everything is broken.

One of the few Dylan songs I like

https://youtu.be/egSoj3g99gY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

500 >>>Nothing to do with the topic, But why does biden need 30 thousand troops to protect him? Seems strange to me


he doesn't. The FBI warnings are simply cover for the impeachment. No conservatives are going to riot during the inauguration, but it makes for good theater.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (bkUtD)

501 --

Bezos bought the WAPO because it was cheaper than paying the going rate for lobbyists.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (sy5kK)
----------------------

ding, ding, ding, ...Chicken Dinner!

Posted by: Braenyard at January 14, 2021 06:19 PM (CZm2G)

502 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

LAH was awesome.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 14, 2021 06:19 PM (C35Jn)

503 I don't watch TV news infotainment, so a change in management does nothing for me. Sadly, I think a good slice of Fox's former audience is dumb enough to return. Some people love their 24/7 panic porn.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 14, 2021 06:19 PM (H5knJ)

504 Yeah True Lies was a lot of fun and Tom Aenold is even likable in it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2021 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

505 The terrible "Expendables" franchise is actually entertaining if you have weed and Tequila.

Mostly weed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 14, 2021 06:19 PM (3H9h1)

506 In the 1990 "Total Recall", Sharon Stone delivered a stellar performance playing Sharon Stone.

Posted by: mrp at January 14, 2021 06:19 PM (Pqytn)

507 True Lies is one Ahnold movie I can watch over and over. Jamie Lee Curtis was a hoot. Who can ever forget the scene in the hotel room? I still laugh my ass off.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (nxdel)

Do it...slowly.
Do it...duesment.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 14, 2021 06:19 PM (axyOa)

508 >>>Mischief.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 06:17 PM (bkUtD)

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Yes. I always forget the name of that movie.

Posted by: at January 14, 2021 06:19 PM (SVRfQ)

509 I see people had posted Jennie Finch before my post. Thanks.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (2DOZq)

510 Would it be possible to form a political party called the "Not-A-Republican" party which would not be an organized (or organizable) party, but simply a more pointed form of "independent"?

What happened to "The Rent is Too Damned High" party?

Posted by: Observer at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (C+evo)

511 Kevin McCarthy is playing brilliant failure theater already. Look I wish I could do something about Liz Cheney, but my hands are tied cuz rules and other very important reasons you tubes could not possibly understand.

pS send $100 so we can win in 2022.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (736Ux)

512 Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (nxdel)

My wife LOVES that movie

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (C35Jn)

513
he doesn't. The FBI warnings are simply cover for the impeachment. No conservatives are going to riot during the inauguration, but it makes for good theater.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (bkUtD)

Love the visual of D.C. under siege, though, even if it isn't.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (puu6v)

514 April, after most of the 60 year old and above are vaccinated for the Chinese Coronavirus.

Nope. They have already said you can still catch COVID and spread it if you're vaccinated. Plus... the hysteria is still going on in places like Britain. And... Dr. Fraudci, Peace Be Upon Him, has said that we have to take the vaccine and wear masks until the end of 2021. I've heard military men say masks will be permanent.

They're not going to let go of control people. This is The Great Reset.

Posted by: Vyx at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (ZCiJZ)

515 >>> Would it be possible to form a political party called the "Not-A-Republican" party which would not be an organized (or organizable) party, but simply a more pointed form of "independent"?

The FAFO Party.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (bkUtD)

516 BEN ROETHLISBERGER JOHNSON is right. That is funny.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivelJohnson at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (HhXSr)

517 The house voted to impeach a duly elected president with no investigation, hearing, or evidence while telling obvious and demonstrable lies to the American people from the floor. Every damn one of them that voted for impeachment is guilty of insurrection and should be prosecuted accordingly.

Posted by: db at January 14, 2021 06:21 PM (E0PSG)

518 >>>Love the visual of D.C. under siege, though, even if it isn't.


It's okay. Gerard Butler will save them!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 06:21 PM (bkUtD)

519 505 The terrible "Expendables" franchise is actually entertaining if you have weed and Tequila.

Mostly weed.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I like those movies. The first one was the best but the others are fun too. I don't take them seriously.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 14, 2021 06:21 PM (Vxu+H)

520 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2021 06:15 PM (trdmm)
++++
Thank you!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 06:21 PM (UZVEt)

521 True Lies is one Ahnold movie I can watch over and over. Jamie Lee Curtis was a hoot. Who can ever forget the scene in the hotel room? I still laugh my ass off.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 06:18 PM (nxdel)

Hate to give him credit but Tom Arnold made the movie for me. Good script though and well done.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 14, 2021 06:21 PM (2DOZq)

522 NOOD ASSHOLE MAYOR

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2021 06:21 PM (UZVEt)

523 Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 14, 2021 06:19 PM (3H9h1)

First one was great. Rest were fan nods. I liked em all.

Escape Plan is actually a good movie. Cool concept and way better than I anticipated

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 14, 2021 06:22 PM (C35Jn)

524 The one I'm thing of might have been The Experts. I just remember watching for a certain scene on HBO....

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:22 PM (wgghp)

525 Every damn one of them that voted for impeachment is guilty of insurrection and should be prosecuted accordingly.
Posted by: db at January 14, 2021 06:21 PM (E0PSG)


Is it insurrection or sedition? I can't keep all the asshattery straight these days.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2021 06:22 PM (okGHj)

526 Biden doesnt need 30k soldiers or 3k or even 300.

This is a show of force and a warning to anyone who dares question his authority. This is North Korea level shit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 14, 2021 06:22 PM (736Ux)

527 The consensus was that Arnold was an absolute asshole of a guest, while his wife was pretty pleasant and polite.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2021 06:12 PM (3hN07)

Similar story: My buddy ran a motel in a tourist town, and he met Steven Seagal and Kelly LeBrock. Apparently Seagal was an utter prick (big surprise), but Kelly was super sweet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 14, 2021 06:22 PM (x8Wzq)

528 Hate to give him credit but Tom Arnold made the movie for me. Good script though and well done.

Agreed even though he's douche in real life he was good in the movie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 14, 2021 06:22 PM (nxdel)

529 From Lou Dobbs' Twitter:

BREAKING:
@jsolomonReports that Pres. Trump has ordered the declassification of intelligence docs from Obamagate, including Christopher Steele's debriefings and FBI asset Stefan Halper's instructions. Expected to be released tomorrow or Monday. #MAGA #AmericaFirst #Dobbs

Posted by: IrishEi at January 14, 2021 06:22 PM (sGotD)

530 i'll be happy when its ZERO

Posted by: vizzy at January 14, 2021 06:23 PM (R/9t3)

531 Hmm but that was pg-13...

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:23 PM (wgghp)

532 There is a NOOD!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 14, 2021 06:23 PM (gtatv)

533 >>>I've heard military men say masks will be permanent.

They're not going to let go of control people. This is The Great Reset.
Posted by: Vyx at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (ZCiJZ)

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I receive my doctor's note today giving me an exemption to the face diaper. My daughter walked In after I printed it off. She said I looked like a kid on Christmas morning.

Posted by: at January 14, 2021 06:23 PM (SVRfQ)

534 529 Yeah, they totally won't slow walk it until he is gone...

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2021 06:23 PM (wgghp)

535 If Ahnold did a remake of Predator where the predator blows his dick off with a nuclear weapon, I'd probably watch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 14, 2021 06:24 PM (sWM8x)

536 I don't know, if I were to start a new party it would be along the lines of Anti-War, Based, Conservatarianism.


All I know is I ain't GOP no more.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2021 06:25 PM (vqU+L)

537 Trump can say release it but its upto the Deep State if they want to. They can slow walk that shit unti l Slo Joe and the Ho shut it back down.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 06:25 PM (Cxk7w)

538 Is it insurrection or sedition? I can't keep all the asshattery straight these days.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 14, 2021 06:22 PM (okGHj)

Insurrection. Sedition is inciting others to rebel.

Posted by: db at January 14, 2021 06:25 PM (E0PSG)

539 Lucas and Kennedy had 20 years of what fans wanted and ignored it. Dubya had three things to make America happy: Address immigration, debt, and the beginnings of wokeness(or pick your 3rd one). Failed miserably. Turds never seem to learn.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at January 14, 2021 06:25 PM (3cFJG)

540 The movies with Arnold, Sly, and a bunch of others are barely watchable

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 06:27 PM (Cxk7w)

541 Oops

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 14, 2021 06:28 PM (SVRfQ)

542 Some Congress woman on the floor was calling Trump a white supremacist, yesterday I think. Prager played the clip is where I heard it.

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2021 06:29 PM (Cxk7w)

543 Not-A-Republican party
See you in black
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n7oRU-zErEA

Posted by: DaveA at January 14, 2021 06:30 PM (FhXTo)

544 386 It was always as an op and scam to defeat OrangeManBad and now that the op has been successful, it's time to open this mother jumper up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Authoritarianism: Don't get high on your own supply. We'll open when we're good and ready.

Posted by: Governors Cuomo, Ducey, Newsome, Polis, Pritzker, Hogan, Whitmers, Walz, Sisolak, Murphy, Brown, Wol at January 14, 2021 06:34 PM (hI2qz)

545 Such good news about Fox ratings....makes me feel all warm inside!

Posted by: PAM at January 14, 2021 06:48 PM (qRq6C)

546 Wonder how that Sandra person's show is doing...on right after Fox & No Friends.

I cut Fox completely after the election, but I onky watched a couple of shiws, so no big loss.

Posted by: Dr. Resident Select at January 14, 2021 06:48 PM (tb3UD)

547 Get woke, go broke.

Posted by: Tom W at January 14, 2021 06:57 PM (OZh1L)

548 Like everything in the last 70 days, Fox's death was happening gradually and then all at once. They helped the Communists steal the election and that cannot be forgiven.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 14, 2021 06:58 PM (946rW)

549 Insurrection. Sedition is inciting others to rebel.

Posted by: db at January 14, 2021 06:25 PM (E0PSG)

Can you really insurrect against a coup?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 14, 2021 07:03 PM (946rW)

550 Some fucking dipwad keeps turning one of the TVs in the gym to Fox Business right before I come in on my gym days. I'd rather watch woke ass ESPN than them, and ESPN is tripe.

Posted by: Gaff at January 14, 2021 07:08 PM (VtiCX)

551 I CAN countenance this Neil. Easily

Very Countenance-able

Posted by: Radar5 at January 14, 2021 07:09 PM (sMmmi)

552

I dont want a right leaning news source.

I want a news source that doesnt lie to me, doesnt try to lecture me and most importantly doesnt hate my very being.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2021 07:16 PM (nw6Hr)

553 Would it be possible to form a political party called the "Not-A-Republican" party which would not be an organized (or organizable) party, but simply a more pointed form of "independent"?

The FAFO Party.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 14, 2021 06:20 PM (bkUtD)

The original Whig party was literally the "not a Democrat" party. In the North it was anti-slavery, to a point, and in the South it was rabidly pro-slavery versus the milquetoast regular Dems. The only time they won the presidency was when they had a war hero to paper over the politics.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2021 07:43 PM (eoQWY)

554 Great ending Drago quote on Carl Weathers (Apollo's ) Birthday. Love it.

Posted by: Oz at January 14, 2021 08:12 PM (iYjfa)

555 Fox needs to bring O'Reilly back. And Rebecca Gomez and Maria Molina.

Posted by: Smitty at January 14, 2021 09:23 PM (HjdTl)

556 Imagine being so disconnected from reality that you think that FNC cannot recover from it's betrayal of it's base conservative viewership but think you know the Republican Party can recover from it's betrayal of it's conservative base.

Posted by: rah at January 15, 2021 03:10 AM (QGdgs)

557 Capitalists don't care about rstingscapitakusts care about profits and shareholder value jug e
Fox News stock has been doing very well since the election

Posted by: Kurt at January 15, 2021 06:57 AM (pKLxo)

558 Shuffling the executive suite will not save Fox News. The problem is the owners, Seamus and Lachlan Murdoch.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at January 15, 2021 09:52 AM (X+hCL)

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