Guys, It's Not Armie Hammer's Day

A commenter said that he thought Hammer was in a divorce proceeding and that's what has brought on these disclosures.

Sounds plausible, though I don't know if that's right.

But Armie Hammer is definitely having a worse day than you are, so we've all got that going for us, which is nice.

EXCLUSIVE: 'S**t's getting weird.' Shocking videos show an 'out of it' Armie Hammer drinking beer behind the wheel and licking white crystals off friend's hand, as sources tell of his downward spiral into drugs and depravity

Armie Hammer is seen in videos obtained by DailyMail.com looking 'out of it', cracking open a beer while driving and licking a substance off his friend's hand

The insider described his downward spiral into drugs and depravity, saying: 'He always liked to drink, do drugs, but never like this'

Hammer's estranged wife Elizabeth Chambers, who he split from in July 2020, is said to be currently 'shocked and sickened' over the recent revelations

"Shocked and sickened," yeah, I bet.

Armie Hammer doesn't have too much money from Hollywood, but I bet he's got big stacks from the Armand Hammer fortune.

Rebuttal: Miklosian Recollections LLP says that Armand Hammer was nearly broke when he died. I don't know if that's true.


A close friend exclusively told DailyMail.com: 'Armie had a whole other side to him that she wasn't aware of'

'Whether it was always there and he kept it hidden, or something happened that changed him completely, she doesn't know,' they added

The 34-year-old began to trend on Twitter after a series of sexually graphic Instagram DMs that he allegedly penned to a woman were leaked publicly

The actor is yet to speak publicly on the matter, and multiple requests for comment sent to his representatives have so far gone unanswered

Though the messages are unverified, the user attempted to prove their authenticity by sharing private photos alleged to be from Hammer

The video gets a big meh from me. He does lick a white powder from a man's hand, and from the front of the hand, too (which seems even grosser to me), but the way it's played up, I don't think it's drugs. Like, you don't make a big deal about doing drugs if you're really doing drugs, do you?

He does crack open what looks like a Miller High Life but who knows.

Someone out there is definitely attempting to assassinate him by leak.

Oh, and if you want something more political: I wrote a book in the sidebar.

Ten soon-to-be-former Republicans voted for impeachment, including Madame Dragon Neocon Liz Cheney (obviously -- it's illegal to be anti-futile-neocon-wars), and Mitch McConnell confirms the earlier story -- yes, he's debating whether to remove Trump from office.

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1 Bam

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 06:29 PM (kTF2Z)

2 I'll fetch the otters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 06:29 PM (kTF2Z)

3 Otters called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 06:29 PM (kTF2Z)

4 *Manspreads*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 06:30 PM (kTF2Z)

5
He still hasn't done anything worse than hunter biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:30 PM (tavNw)

6 Echo echo echo

Now batting

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 06:30 PM (kTF2Z)

7
"the first son," everyone. hunter sparowette biden

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:30 PM (tavNw)

8 Wow. Mitch.. You are so fucking childish.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2021 06:31 PM (Vxu+H)

9 Who does he think he is? Hunter Biden?

Posted by: KO4KBK at January 13, 2021 06:31 PM (W7KIJ)

10 I thought Army Hammer died a long time ago. Won't he the guy helped Joe Stalin get all them Studebaker trucks and P39s from FDR during WW II?

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 06:31 PM (em79L)

11 He didn't do too well in Hollywood because he never got a role he could sink his teeth into.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 06:32 PM (kTF2Z)

12 Ten soon-to-be-former Republicans voted for impeachment, including Madame Dragon Neocon Liz Cheney (obviously -- it's illegal to be anti-futile-neocon-wars), and Mitch McConnell confirms the earlier story -- yes, he's debating whether to remove Trump from office.
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If they become former Republicans, does that mean I have to rejoin? I like not being one - takes me back to when I first registered, in NY, in the Conservative Party.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 13, 2021 06:32 PM (7X3UV)

13 You can get away with this kind of thing if you're Robert DiNiro around Casino time Big. But Armie Hammer's big movie was ... heh ... The Lone Ranger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

14 Anyone who names his kid after communist imagery can get fucked by the barbed cock of Satan. As can his family.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2021 06:33 PM (rBtIz)

15 There's a Joe Rogen podcast with Rob Lowe, in it Rob Lowe says, What the fuck is the point of being famous today, in this environment?

The whole thing is pretty good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 06:33 PM (+nmVv)

16 Turdle is holding conviction over Trump's head to prevent, well, anything patriotic.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 06:33 PM (l3+k2)

17 Willard: 521 No idea of the merits. Also, they say they're moving to something called EPIC.
Of all things a real estate podcast in Seattle had the story.
No clue if this is even real.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 13, 2021 06:23 PM (z985I)

EPIK. It is where their DNS is hosted now so likely true.

I think Matze is not wrong in his pronouncement that they may never come back. I don't know that they had the time to exfiltrate their data before being thrown off of Amazon. They had large user and content databases - those would have to come off the Amazon cloud onto some other platform. Then it has to be restored. All their system configs have to be reconfigured (not something you can just export out of Amazon.)
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 06:30 PM (ZfRYq)

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 06:33 PM (ZfRYq)

18
If McConnell says he's still deciding, that means he's pressuring the president to do and say bad things to us and about us.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:33 PM (tavNw)

19 Trump refused me my war. I asked nicely.


Impeach!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 13, 2021 06:33 PM (drrA2)

20 12
If they become former Republicans, does that mean I have to rejoin? I like not being one - takes me back to when I first registered, in NY, in the Conservative Party.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 13, 2021 06:32 PM (7X3UV)

They want to go Whig, they can go Whig and keep the name. Don't know what they will do when their new Dem "friends" kick them out for past votes and there is no more graft. Hope they all become homeless addicts giving out sex acts for their next hit.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 06:34 PM (Ojki1)

21 I think I finally see would Washington is afraid of. Somebody who has sway over this:
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https://t.co/TarEA6gWPG

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 06:34 PM (Eicbe)

22 The fact that someone has handsome and good on camera as him never really got a big break did suggest something was kinda wrong with him, and worse than the usual Hollywood wrong.

That his big break was a huge embarrassing bomb didn't help matters, I'm sure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:34 PM (KZzsI)

23 Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got hunger for what you see, you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want, but you better not take it from me

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2021 06:34 PM (W2Pud)

24 Rich, tall, famous, good looking - guy's got it all and yet look at him throw it away.

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 13, 2021 06:35 PM (nUhF0)

25 Did Hammer refer to himself as the Bone Ranger in those Instagrams?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

26 Image search reveals that I have absolutely no idea who this is.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

27 All publicity is good publicity as they used to say in Hollyweird. Bets on the aggrieved ex is behind this.

Posted by: Zekesmom at January 13, 2021 06:35 PM (a6xjc)

28 Armie Hammer doesn't have too much money from Hollywood, but I bet he's got big stacks from the Armand Hammer fortune.

Actually, when Armand Hammer died at the age of 92, he was nearly broke. If he had lived another six months, he would have been flat busted.

I found that interesting at the time because a few years earlier I had been at an international relations institute when they were trying to hit him up cold for some money. Ha!

Posted by: Miklosian Recollections LLP at January 13, 2021 06:35 PM (QzkSJ)

29 27 All publicity is good publicity as they used to say in Hollyweird. Bets on the aggrieved ex is behind this.
Posted by: Zekesmom at January 13, 2021 06:35 PM (a6xjc)

Or he is angling for a "come back" story to help a career no one really remembers or cares about.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 06:36 PM (Ojki1)

30 Did Adam Kinsinger do jazz hands on the floor of the House? No, I'm not ensuing anything about his orientation. Also, Adam Kinsinger is gay.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 06:36 PM (kTF2Z)

31 Sounds like a very sick man. I hope he gets some help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2021 06:36 PM (VP4Cd)

32 That his big break was a huge embarrassing bomb didn't help matters, I'm sure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:34 PM (KZzsI)
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Klinton Spilsbury at January 13, 2021 06:36 PM (TsFZr)

33 @Holy Shit, That's A Lot Of People!

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 06:37 PM (l3+k2)

34 "The Armie Hammer Story" on Lifetime is going to be LIT.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 06:37 PM (v2c9/)

35 Oh I'm sure it is his ex dumping all this stuff, to help with leverage but.. I mean, how much money does he really have for her to gouge out of him at this point? And there aren't any kids to have custody over.

Maybe she just had to put up with so much gut-churning horror and madness she is just letting the world know what she had to put up with. Or maybe she's just a raving bitch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:37 PM (KZzsI)

36 Think about this - it is entirely possible that Parler doesn't have their user login database, for example. (Didnt they have backups you say? I bet the backups were on...Amazon.) Now, I imagine that they have their application source code in github or something. But the logins? MUCH LESS EVERYONE'S, er, parleys or whatever they call them. So, you say, great, we are back on the air, everyone come recreate your account.

Yeah, that's a deathblow to the business.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 06:37 PM (ZfRYq)

37 >>Rich, tall, famous, good looking - guy's got it all and yet look at him throw it away.


Because that NEVER happens.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (0U4k4)

38 Liz Cheney just unzipped her fly

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (lb3UM)

39 Again, who the hell is Armie Hammer??

Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (88xKn)

40 How many Lowe's would a Rob Lowe rob, if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (x8Wzq)

41 I keep some armie hammer in the fridge to keep it smelling fresh.

Posted by: Bosk at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (SWbVS)

42 errr, @21, Holy Shit, That's A Lot Of People!

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (l3+k2)

43 "Shocked and sickened," yeah, I bet.

Armie Hammer doesn't have too much money from Hollywood, but I bet he's got big stacks from the Armand Hammer fortune.

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How much does "shocked and sickened" translate into, dollars and cents-wise? Half his fortune? More?

I don't know how the maths work on these things.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (C7zIl)

44 Again, who the hell is Armie Hammer??

Actor, was in the recent Lone Ranger film that was so dreadful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

45 Liz Cheney just unzipped her fly
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (lb3UM)

---------

And cleared out half of DC.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 06:39 PM (kTF2Z)

46 If you're snorting coke from the belly of a two-thousand-dollar-a-night pro you make a big deal of it. From the back of the hand of a same-sex buddy, not so much.

Posted by: creeper at January 13, 2021 06:39 PM (XxJt1)

47
232 votes to impeach

232 electoral college votes for Biden

Isn't karma the best.

Bahahahahahaha

Posted by: MAGA TEARFEST 2021 at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (TNZAd)

48 So what's worse, President:
A. Biden
B. Harris
C. Pelosi

Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (Rbu5d)

49 Whatever kind of crystals this fucking chump is licking, it isn't enough to make a gerbil's dick hard. WTF? Amateur.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (03n3v)

50 Again, who the hell is Armie Hammer??

Actor, was in the recent Lone Ranger film that was so dreadful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:39 PM

But does he fizz if you pour vinegar on him? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (ftFVW)

51 What if all this is karma for his part in what they did to the Lone Ranger?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (YYlyE)

52 And The Man from Uncle

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (v2c9/)

53 sources tell of his downward spiral into drugs and depravity




so..hookers and blow is frowned upon ???

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)

54 Lone Ranger is actually such an interesting and great concept, its horrible that they couldn't manage to make a good film out of it.

But the entire thing was a demented travesty from the beginning, down to casting Johnny freaking Depp as Tonto. Who did an even more bizarre stoned version of his usual Johnny Depp turn lately. And to make matters worse... it was boring

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (KZzsI)

55 Who does he think he is? Hunter Biden?
Posted by: KO4KBK at January 13, 2021 06:31 PM (W7KIJ)

+1

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 13, 2021 06:41 PM (4I/2K)

56 I hope Armie has a newsletter. Sigh.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 13, 2021 06:41 PM (W4eKo)

57 Is this the actor who played Kuriaken?

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 06:41 PM (l3+k2)

58 48 So what's worse, President:
A. Biden
B. Harris
C. Pelosi

Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (Rbu5d)

That's cute you think which mask I wear matters.

Posted by: Xi at January 13, 2021 06:41 PM (Ojki1)

59 So he was snorting baking soda? is that illegal in Cali?

Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2021 06:41 PM (Xih1H)

60 Probably the most troubling thing is that he isn't wearing a mask.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (gohdN)

61 Whatever kind of crystals this fucking chump is licking, it isn't enough to make a gerbil's dick hard. WTF? Amateur.

What if it's fentanyl?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (YYlyE)

62 Why the hell is Liz Cheney in House leadership in the first place? Didn't she commit the cardinal GOPe sin in trying to primary Sen. Mike Enzi a few years back? Perhaps she was absolved by McConnell and the rest of the GOPe powers-that-be because Enzi was a strong social conservative and hardliner against illegal immigration who voted to cut off funding to Liz's father's military adventure in Iraq in 2007. Obviously, Enzi had it coming.

Posted by: Lincoln Hawk at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (chL32)

63 I have my own personal thoughts of what SHOULD happen to all those who violated their oaths to uphold and defend the Constitution. And there is no doubt how they feel about the Constitution. They call us Constitutional fetishists just because we believe the document we are governed under should be abided by. They denigrate the Constiution by their words and actions. It's a social CONTRACT that they continue to violate with relish, and they are in breach, yet they believe we are their serfs who are in breach for not listening to "Master's" voice. Fuck them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

64 He does lick a white powder from a man's hand,


But where is his laptop???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (axyOa)

65 It was baking soda! He was batch testing it in the field!

Posted by: Unkaren at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (lRlNr)

66 Crenshaw Cheney 24!

3 eyes, 1 cock and 1 warcock

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (lb3UM)

67 This guy is having a very bad day out it seems.

Posted by: turambar at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (Gylu/)

68 Is this the actor who played Kuriaken?

Yeah he was in the Man From Uncle movie. IMDB has him in pre production and in the can for 8 projects, including a TV miniseries and a remake of Death on the Nile. So I guess he's got some money to take.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

69 Armie for President!

Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2021 06:43 PM (0m+vp)

70 Rich, tall, famous, good looking - guy's got it all and yet look at him throw it away.


Because that NEVER happens.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (0U4k4)



Breaks out copy of "Damnation Alley" with Jan-Michael Vincent...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 13, 2021 06:43 PM (ZSK0i)

71 So was Armand Hammond broke, like Rupert Murdoch broke? Or like, actually broke?

Cuz when Murdoch "died," he was ocean deep in debt, but somehow managed to keep his whore daughter swimming in cash. I think the sons were in hot water though, on the hook for dad's fishy dealings.

And of course there's the rumor that Maxwell transferred about $500 million from his pension funds, around the same time that an unknown by the name of Jeffrey Epstein suddenly appeared with a $500 plus million dollar fortune.

I'm sure it's just coinkydink.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 06:43 PM (C7zIl)

72 53 sources tell of his downward spiral into drugs and depravity

so..hookers and blow is frowned upon ???
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 06:40 PM (zr5Kq)

If your film track record has a major failed blockbuster and no scattering of profitable films to try to pretend you are a "star," it is less than a career enhancer.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 06:43 PM (Ojki1)

73 Bath salts?

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 06:44 PM (l3+k2)

74 Cannibal Bob, so rarely do we ever get a second bite at the Adam's Apple in life.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 06:44 PM (KnJdm)

75 Armie is in some kind of Nixon Era TV show called Gaslit too, no idea what that is. He played John Dean.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

76 My Representative voted for impeachment, of course. Jamie barely won the last two elections, mostly because the rural counties towards the coast supported her. She's useless and won't win again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 13, 2021 06:44 PM (YynYJ)

77 I dunno - I got assaulted and had my phone stolen, so a pretty bad 24 hours. But I guess at least my cannibal texts didn't get leaked yet.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (icI8A)

78 Heh.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (ZSK0i)

79 McConnell is not considering a Trump trial.
His statement today said he will not reconvene the Senate early, and that since the shortest ever trial in the Senate took 21 days, there is no sense trying to.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (CjFDo)

80 is said to be currently 'shocked and sickened' over the recent revelations

The naïvete here is breathtaking.

Posted by: Parler.com - Follow Us On Twitter! at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (9Fwwf)

81 >>>What if it's fentanyl?

Posted by: bonhomme<<<
>Then his "friend" is a stingy bastard.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (03n3v)

82 OT, but just read the sidebar piece about the House "Republicans" who voted for Trump's impeachment. Saw David Valadao on the list. In 2018 he lost his seat to Dem. T.J. Cox and just won the seat back in 2020. His California district is pretty darned red. Hope he enjoys the last two years of his political career.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (w00r4)

83 Why do we care about Armie Hammer?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (0V/8D)

84 18
If McConnell says he's still deciding, that means he's pressuring the president to do and say bad things to us and about us.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:33 PM (tavNw)

Wise take.

McConnell is concerned about the 2022 primaries. Apparently election rigging only goes one way. The only circumstance under which I would vote would be to remove some hump like Blount or Thune in the primary or even the general if they prevailed and got the nomination. There's more like me than McConnell. Trump's endorsement would not matter one whit, and I love the man.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (puu6v)

85 Rich, tall, famous, good looking - guy's got it all and yet look at him throw it away.


Hell. That could be me, and I'm stuck here with the Horde.
Ok. I'm not rich. Nobody really knows me. And women don't look twice at me. But yeah man! I'm tall!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (axyOa)

86 Liz Cheney just unzipped her fly
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (lb3UM)

I will go Milton Berle and pull out just enough to win.

Posted by: Big Mike at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (4I/2K)

87 You have to remember, Rob Lowe's been sober and married for decades. But he spent a good eight to ten years as a super famous good looking movie star in the eighties. He was snorting coke off of 16 year old girls' asses without Epstein to wrangle for him. I bet his dick has the thousand yard stare, which is impressive with no depth perception.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (Wm5SB)

88 Armie for President!

We know he's qualified for mayor of DC.

Posted by: Unkaren at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (lRlNr)

89 I had no clue whatsoever who this dude was. My lawn is getting smaller. Oh, well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (W4eKo)

90 "Rich, tall, famous, good looking - guy's got it all and yet look at him throw it away.
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 13, 2021 06:35 PM (nUhF0)"

I know exactly how he feels, as I have....well, one of those things. Kind of.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (icI8A)

91 63 I have my own personal thoughts of what SHOULD happen to all those who violated their oaths to uphold and defend the Constitution.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

Doesn't the oath involve invoking God? May he judge them on using His name in fraud. "But, but I called 'Lord, Lord'" only to discover if they ever opened the book He does have a warning that simply saying words isn't going to be enough.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Ojki1)

92 79 McConnell is not considering a Trump trial.
His statement today said he will not reconvene the Senate early, and that since the shortest ever trial in the Senate took 21 days, there is no sense trying to.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (CjFDo)

It would interrupt McConnell's grifting. Got it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (puu6v)

93 f McConnell says he's still deciding, that means he's pressuring the president to do and say bad things to us and about us.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:33 PM (tavNw)

Trump just released a video, calling for calm, and condemning violence etc... trying to find a link.

Posted by: spypeach at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Up/Jb)

94 I wonder what Megyn Kelly's been up to?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (EZebt)

95 Rich, tall, famous, good looking - guy's got it all and yet look at him throw it away.

I'm not sure how he's "thrown it away".

It's not like he'll be sleeping under a bridge tomorrow. He just will be looked at strangely if he tries to attend a Hollywood party, even though they will be doing the same or worse.

He'll be fantasizing about chopping off a new girl's pinky by Friday and licking hands again Saturday.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (gohdN)

96 >My Representative voted for impeachment, of course. Jamie barely won the last two elections, mostly because the rural counties towards the coast supported her. She's useless and won't win again.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 13, 2021 06:44 PM (YynYJ)

I'm sure Carolyn Long is licking her chops. She'll finally get that job that she so richly deserves!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (poEUH)

97 You have to remember, Rob Lowe's been sober and married for decades

His best role was in Tommy Boy. Never knew he had comedy in him but he was terrific in that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (KZzsI)

98 But yeah man! I'm tall!

*******

5 foot 8 right?

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (YrtE9)

99 Trump just released a video, calling for calm, and condemning violence etc... trying to find a link.

He looked like a hostage

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Zmnko)

100 Bitch set you up, right Armie?

Posted by: Mayor Marion Barry at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (lRlNr)

101 Doesn't this mean that Armie Hammer will now need to come out publicly in strong opposition to global warming, and check into a celebrity rehab resort, at which point Hollywood will give him a movie roll to help dig himself out of the pit he dug himself into? Note, that if the global warming messaging has been delegated to another derailed celebrity this week, I believe he can fall back on (1) denouncing insurrection, or (2) saying that he has fallen down because of his unchecked white privilege. Option 2 is much stronger, in my opinion.

Posted by: H. Scott Leviant at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (bGIc/)

102 Re Ace's sidebar item. Friends of mine who long identified as conservative but who preferred to live in green/organic/hip cities eventually became Dems or NeverTrumpers. My wife and I dreamed of escaping Austin, and we finally did a few years ago. In our new smaller red city we're surrounded by deplorables of all education and economic strata. Those "conservative" friends of ours still in Austin are surrounded by their true tribe - cultural leftists.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (d9Cw3)

103 Aw fck Broseidon

Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (0m+vp)

104 87 You have to remember, Rob Lowe's been sober and married for decades. But he spent a good eight to ten years as a super famous good looking movie star in the eighties. He was snorting coke off of 16 year old girls' asses without Epstein to wrangle for him. I bet his dick has the thousand yard stare, which is impressive with no depth perception.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (Wm5SB)

Yep. Maybe an outlier but some people do beat their demons.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (puu6v)

105 Rich, tall, famous, good looking - guy's got it all and yet look at him throw it away.
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Because that NEVER happens.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 06:38 PM (0U4k4)

I'm not saying it's ALWAYS because these guys were buggered and diddled when they were kids... but I'm also not saying it's NEVER because they were buggered and diddled as kids.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (C7zIl)

106 I know exactly how he feels, as I have....well, one of those things. Kind of.

Dude you were on Jeopardy, you're bigger than Elvis!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

107 "Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 13, 2021 06:46 PM (Wm5SB)"

Isn't there a sex tape of him with an underage girl? Like 17-ish, so not Epstein young, but illegal to film.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (icI8A)

108 5 foot 8 right?

Laying down!

Posted by: Mayor Marion Barry at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (lRlNr)

109 Sidebar-

The cvcks see themselves as a necessary defeat mechanism for conservatism, which if unchecked and not sabotaged at every turn, will turn into a Fourth Reich which will force David French to pleasure his own wife.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 13, 2021 06:49 PM (datdl)

110 77 I dunno - I got assaulted and had my phone stolen, so a pretty bad 24 hours. But I guess at least my cannibal texts didn't get leaked yet.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (icI8A)


Seriously? Yikes

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 06:49 PM (Zmnko)

111 "5 foot 8 right?
Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (YrtE9)"

The eternal curse of being 5'11'' is never admitting you're 5'11''.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:49 PM (icI8A)

112 Isn't there a sex tape of him with an underage girl? Like 17-ish, so not Epstein young, but illegal to film.

Yeah she was high school age, not Hunter Biden stuff. It wasn't that outrageous back then either, kind of expected but frowned on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

113 Denizen of the Hellmouth gets drunk/high and does freaky stuff.

Not exactly Man Bites Dog, is it.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 06:49 PM (4Yddh)

114 91 63 I have my own personal thoughts of what SHOULD happen to all those
who violated their oaths to uphold and defend the Constitution.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (ynpvh)



Doesn't the oath involve invoking God? May he judge them on using
His name in fraud. "But, but I called 'Lord, Lord'" only to discover if
they ever opened the book He does have a warning that simply saying
words isn't going to be enough.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Ojki1)

Their god is Moloch, their god is money, their god is Communism and Socialism. Those are the only gods they are true to. How else can "practising" Catholics support what they support?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

115 He looked like a hostage
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Zmnko)

Yes, I thought so too. But he did repeat, no "true" supporter of mine would commit violence. I think he was trying to say that he knows there were infiltrators. But overall it was a pretty sad video.

Posted by: spypeach at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (Up/Jb)

116 > its horrible that they couldn't manage to make a good film out of it.

It's hard to make a good movie of a subject if you literally hate the subject. In the first few minutes of the film they drag LR's head through shit and they make fun of his philosophy.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (YYlyE)

117 I had to look up what Armie Hammer has been in. I never heard of the guy. A quick peruse of IMDB, I discovered I've seen exactly none of this guys films. Heard of a few of them but never saw them. Sounds like typical Hollywood flame out. If he survives, the script is already written for a comeback. Maybe.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (X7tTy)

118 Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (icI8A)

Wow; I'm so sorry. That's awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (VP4Cd)

119 Doesn't this mean that Armie Hammer will now need to come out publicly
in strong opposition to global warming, and check into a celebrity rehab
resort, at which point Hollywood will give him a movie roll to help dig
himself out of the pit he dug himself into?
.He's got 3 movies in post production right now!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (CjFDo)

120 102 Re Ace's sidebar item. Friends of mine who long identified as conservative but who preferred to live in green/organic/hip cities eventually became Dems or NeverTrumpers. My wife and I dreamed of escaping Austin, and we finally did a few years ago. In our new smaller red city we're surrounded by deplorables of all education and economic strata. Those "conservative" friends of ours still in Austin are surrounded by their true tribe - cultural leftists.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 13, 2021 06:48 PM (d9Cw3)

Proximity explains a lot, and in actual urban areas it only goes in one direction. Besides their fuckery, the National Review types tend to reflect Manhattan in outlook. I know some contribute from afar now but that's generally true.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (puu6v)

121 The big shots are truly terrified the same crowd will show up in DC on the 20th, but armed this time.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (l3+k2)

122 58... That's cute you think which mask I wear matters.
Posted by: Xi at January 13, 2021 06:41 PM (Ojki1)

The point, exactly.
Not bad for a commie.

Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (Rbu5d)

123 Please everyone, move to a pro-America state if you can. In OK, we only wear masks a little in the big cities. Most of our reps voted to stop the steal even after the Capitol panty raid. Fortify TX and OK before the shooting starts.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (ftFVW)

124 You have to remember, Rob Lowe's been sober and married for decades

His best role was in Tommy Boy. Never knew he had comedy in him but he was terrific in that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (KZzsI)
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He was pretty funny in "The Spy Who Shagged Me", playing the young Number Two. Had Robert Wagner's mannerisms and speech patterns down pat.

Posted by: Klinton Spilsbury at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (TsFZr)

125 "Seriously? Yikes
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 06:49 PM (Zmnko)"

Yup. I've got a nice shiner for my troubles - though the guy was kind of a pussy, since it doesn't really hurt all that much.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (icI8A)

126 It's hard to make a good movie of a subject if you literally hate the subject.

That is the problem, yeah. The very idea of a hero is despised in Hollywood, misunderstood and hated. A hero who is a white man who fights for justice against evil with a Native American guide and sidekick? Unthinkable!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (KZzsI)

127 Has there been other incidents where it's necessary for us to be told to be calm and peaceful?

It's like making your case against a woman in an even tone and she demands you stop yelling.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (2DOZq)

128 >>Isn't there a sex tape of him with an underage girl? Like 17-ish, so not Epstein young, but illegal to film.

Yeah she was high school age, not Hunter Biden stuff. It wasn't that outrageous back then either, kind of expected but frowned on.


And. Let's give the man his due. It was 2 17 year olds.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (wmrOX)

129 Republicans who voted to impeach the president were Reps. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.), John Katko (R-N.Y.), Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.), Fred Upton (R-Mich.), Jaime Herrera Beutler (R-Wash.), Dan Newhouse (R-Wash.), Anthony Gonzalez (R-Ohio), Tom Rice (R-S.C.), David Valadao (R-Calif.), and Peter Meijer (R-Mich.)


Liz Cheney is literally the only surprise to me. The others have already sucked so much Commie Cock their eyes should have imploded.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

130 Soooo... these Armie Hammer leaks appear...

...right after Pelosi's laptop got stolen?

Hmmm...

Posted by: RKae at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (TunlV)

131 I don't believe McConnell is debating removing Trump from office. He's fucking with the press.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 06:52 PM (o2MD2)

132
I will guess that McConnell wants to PDT to say the election wasn't stolen.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:52 PM (tavNw)

133 CTH has the Trump video.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2021 06:52 PM (WXHMK)

134 >Isn't there a sex tape of him with an underage girl?<

iirc, a threesome.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 06:52 PM (l3+k2)

135 Yup. I've got a nice shiner for my troubles - though the guy was kind of a pussy, since it doesn't really hurt all that much.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (icI8A)

Dang. Sorry to hear it.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (axyOa)

136 Ace long ago said about Allahpundit and co, they were never conservatives, just NYC liberals who got pissed off for a bit because of 9/11. So their real sensibilities never changed.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (icI8A)

137 Off failed actor sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (TsFZr)

138 He was pretty funny in "The Spy Who Shagged Me", playing the young Number Two. Had Robert Wagner's mannerisms and speech patterns down pat.

Posted by: Klinton Spilsbury at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (TsFZr)



I thought The Grinder was hilarious.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (gohdN)

139 79 McConnell is not considering a Trump trial.
His statement today said he will not reconvene the Senate early, and that since the shortest ever trial in the Senate took 21 days, there is no sense trying to.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (CjFDo)

If the Dems are able to force a trial after Trump is gone, I would try to set the record for the longest trial ever. I'd try to bring in every bit of evidence of election fraud, object to every argument and argue over every objection until it becomes the biggest bureaucratic procedural shitshow known to man.

Which would also chew up the time the Senate has to gnaw at the marrow of this country like an Armie Hammer sex fantasy.

didn't think I could bring that back on topic, did ya?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (Wm5SB)

140 Yeah the Lone Ranger Code is anathema to modern leftists and Hollywood types:

-That to have a friend, a man must be one.
-That all men are created equal and that everyone has within himself the power to make this a better world.
-That God put the firewood there but that every man must gather and light it himself.
-In being prepared physically, mentally, and morally to fight when necessary for that which is right.
-That a man should make the most of what equipment he has.
-That 'This government, of the people, by the people and for the people' shall live always.
-That men should live by the rule of what is best for the greatest number.
-That sooner or later ... somewhere ... somehow ... we must settle with the world and make payment for what we have taken.
-That all things change but truth, and that truth alone, lives on forever.
-In my Creator, my country, my fellow man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

141 Fortify TX and OK before the shooting starts.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs

******

Katie Winslet's Boobs is right!

Posted by: Samuel Johnson, Howard Johnson, Olson Johnson in Unison at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (YrtE9)

142 121 The big shots are truly terrified the same crowd will show up in DC on the 20th, but armed this time.
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (l3+k2)

The best scenario is they are afraid. They should be beyond the unpleasantries of January 6. At a minimum, this is an overwrought show of force for the Deplorables and for the rest of the world to show who is in charge.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (puu6v)

143 Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM

That truly sucks, Bro. Let's rustle up a posse and get your phone back

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 13, 2021 06:54 PM (W4eKo)

144 I will guess that McConnell wants to PDT to say the election wasn't stolen.


No mention of that in his recent video.. Just "no violence please and we must have unity." nope.. Not happening from me

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 06:54 PM (Zmnko)

145 Seems the HQ doesn't like me posting from my VPN (flagged as spam). Oh well - early night for me then!

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 06:54 PM (4Yddh)

146 "Dang. Sorry to hear it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (axyOa)"

Eh, it'll heal. Had I lost my head and gone after him, I'd probably be the one in jail instead of him.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:54 PM (icI8A)

147 132 I will guess that McConnell wants to PDT to say the election wasn't stolen.





Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:52 PM (tavNw)

In other words, a so-called "Noble Lie". Nothing noble about lying about fraud, Mitch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

148 Doesn't this mean that Armie Hammer will now need to come out publicly
in strong opposition to global warming, and check into a celebrity rehab
resort, at which point Hollywood will give him a movie roll to help dig
himself out of the pit he dug himself into?
.He's got 3 movies in post production right now!


He'll have to denounce his grandfather for Occidental Petroleum, first.

Posted by: Mayor Marion Barry at January 13, 2021 06:54 PM (lRlNr)

149 >>I've got a nice shiner for my troubles - though the guy was kind of a pussy, since it doesn't really hurt all that much.


OK. First thing we need to do is get you a better story...chicks dig a guy with a 3 day old blackeye. So. We have a day or two to come up with smonething killer.

Do you have a steak on it right now?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 06:54 PM (wmrOX)

150 I dunno - I got assaulted and had my phone stolen, so a pretty bad 24 hours. But I guess at least my cannibal texts didn't get leaked yet.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (icI8A)



sorry dude ! what happened /

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 06:54 PM (zr5Kq)

151 what happened ?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 06:55 PM (zr5Kq)

152 The Left weren't content merely to steal the election in broad daylight and rub it in your face. Make a note of how it's still not enough for them. They must continue to lie and shame and preen. It will never be enough.

That why even after everyone they hate is in ditches, they turn on each other. It's never enough.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 06:55 PM (uEbPt)

153 And. Let's give the man his due. It was 2 17 year olds.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (wmrOX

So equal to one 34 yr old?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 13, 2021 06:55 PM (ftFVW)

154 If not -

Do you have a cute neighbor you have always wanted to bang?

And a Guinea T?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 06:55 PM (wmrOX)

155
What was that old camera film developing service?
Photos in an hour?

Or am I thinking of the old Perle Vision tv ads: "Glasses in about an hour."

We just Impeachment In About An Hour.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:55 PM (tavNw)

156 Lowe played a good straight man (meaning to the comedy) in Parks and Recreation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 06:55 PM (r+sAi)

157 If that crowd did show up armed those fucks would be right and properly screwed. And I mean Pelosi and Co.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 06:55 PM (o2MD2)

158 >>>>And. Let's give the man his due. It was 2 17 year olds.


and he was only like 24 or 26

but hey the 80s

I knew girls in the 8th grade who were putting out because pregnant

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 13, 2021 06:55 PM (r4bSV)

159 []I will guess that McConnell wants to PDT to say the election wasn't stolen.

Why do I picture a Fonzi-esque performance?

Posted by: Unkaren at January 13, 2021 06:56 PM (lRlNr)

160 Those congress critters, the 15 percenters!, are running around like chickens with their heads cut off. The kings and queens of Capitol Hill, oh how you have fallen (not far to fall, I'll give them that). What to do. What to do. Swaddle the entire D.C. area with troops to keep the undesirables out. For how long? Forever. Things will never be the same, no matter how much they postulate and pretend. They know it. We know it.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 13, 2021 06:56 PM (3hN07)

161
What kind of janky-ass government branch in the civilized world does 1-Hour Instant Impeachments?

Not even Italy, which flushes its garbage banana governments every 6 months does things this way.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:56 PM (tavNw)

162 Also happy to see Neoclops getting crapped on in the sidebar.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 13, 2021 06:56 PM (datdl)

163
Liz Cheney is literally the only surprise to me. The others have already sucked so much Commie Cock their eyes should have imploded.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

I'm not surprised at all. After the polls closed on election night, she started to trash Trump until it became obvious the election was, at a minimum, very close. She's done the same here and there over the last four years. Kevin McCarthy is too big of a wuss to remove her from leadership and it will hurt him in his quest for a 2022 majority.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM (puu6v)

164 Ruger 10/22 22LR Synthetic Stock

$308

link next

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM (YYlyE)

165 https://bit.ly/3sp7DlR

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM (YYlyE)

166 and he was only like 24 or 26

And pretty much every girl from 11-40 wanted Rob Lowe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM (KZzsI)

167 @120...that's a great point about National Review and NYC. Brookheiser, Nordlinger, etc...they think they're the last Knickerbockers.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM (evxBY)

168 The ridiculous number of troops was ordered by Trump per his video.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM (WXHMK)

169 Link to Trump

https://twitter.com/i/status/1349495506989436929

Posted by: Spypeach at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM (Up/Jb)

170 Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 13, 2021 06:50 PM (ftFVW)

Does the TX power grid cover OK also?

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM (9UmRs)

171 Rob Lowe is masterful in those Atkins Diet commercials.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 06:58 PM (gohdN)

172
Has no one thought of reminding people, with images, of the armed Democrat terrorists blocking street intersections and pointing "assault" rifles at approaching vehicles?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:58 PM (tavNw)

173 85 Ok. I'm not rich. Nobody really knows me. And women don't look twice at me.
ah. a charmer. they don't look at me *once*.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2021 06:58 PM (v3pYe)

174 The ridiculous number of troops was ordered by Trump per his video.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM

And if I'm one of the traitors at the Capitol, I would be a little uneasy to have them bivouac'd on the floor outside my door.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 13, 2021 06:58 PM (2k7BX)

175 The number of undescribable acts I would perform upon Mrs. Armie Hammer could not be grokked by Steven Hawking.

Posted by: El Superbeasto (Not a Good German) at January 13, 2021 06:58 PM (EXxBo)

176 Who in holy hell is Armie Hammer?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 13, 2021 06:58 PM (NXGjq)

177
Trump is throwing all you MAGAtards under a bus as realizes his businesses are in deep financial shit from his attempted coup.

LOL.

Sucks to be you

Posted by: MAGA TEARFEST 2021 at January 13, 2021 06:59 PM (pBFX0)

178 I'm not surprised at all.

**********

I don't get how the best deep red states can do is produce these mewling fuckholes, just because Liz Cheney is a native non-binary son? Time to disown this cunt.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 13, 2021 06:59 PM (YrtE9)

179 >>> 156 Lowe played a good straight man (meaning to the comedy) in Parks and Recreation.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 06:55 PM (r+sAi)


He was also in Tommy Boy.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2021 06:59 PM (w3rBT)

180 232 votes to impeach

that word, like your existence, is meaningless. just like racist, white supremacist, bigot, homophobe, insurrection, etc etc.

you killed those words, now do the world a favor and kill yourself.

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 13, 2021 06:59 PM (ihUzW)

181 168 The ridiculous number of troops was ordered by Trump per his video.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2021 06:57 PM (WXHMK)

---

This is why every news source I checked wouldn't say who ordered them. They're spinning as the new administration did it.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 06:59 PM (DBPIP)

182 160 Those congress critters, the 15 percenters!, are running around like chickens with their heads cut off. The kings and queens of Capitol Hill, oh how you have fallen (not far to fall, I'll give them that). What to do. What to do. Swaddle the entire D.C. area with troops to keep the undesirables out. For how long? Forever. Things will never be the same, no matter how much they postulate and pretend. They know it. We know it.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 13, 2021 06:56 PM (3hN07)

There is upside to this. The fear means they may realize what actual, non-astroturfed civil unrest gun control would trigger, for example. It is unlikely they were clueless before last week. Will it deter them? We'll see.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 13, 2021 07:00 PM (puu6v)

183 I'm pretty sure Tommy Boy was Lowe's first turn in a comic role. At least its the first I remember from him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:00 PM (KZzsI)

184 I was wondering when it would appear. The dispensary must be closed.

Posted by: Unkaren at January 13, 2021 07:00 PM (lRlNr)

185 Guy who thought I stole his girl waited for me to leave a bar and ambushed me when I sat in my car. He also hit a car while fleeing the scene, so he's getting charged with assault, robbery, and a hit and run. Cops got his plates so hopefully they'll find him soon.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:00 PM (icI8A)

186 163 Did Liz Cheney get into a Twitter fight with Trump back in the summer over him wanting to remove troops from Afghanistan? I think he said something like there was never a war Liz Cheney did not want to get involved in.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (WXHMK)

187 you killed those words, now do the world a favor and kill yourself.

************

Oh please no, we have enough of these shitheels down here as it is.

Posted by: Hell at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (YrtE9)

188 He also hit a car while fleeing the scene, so he's getting charged with assault, robbery, and a hit and run.

Can't imagine why a girl might leave someone like that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

189 161 What kind of janky-ass government branch in the civilized world does 1-Hour Instant Impeachments?



Not even Italy, which flushes its garbage banana governments every 6 months does things this way.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 06:56 PM (tavNw)

Communist show trial

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (ynpvh)

190 177
Trump is throwing all you MAGAtards under a bus as realizes his businesses are in deep financial shit from his attempted coup.

LOL.

Sucks to be you
Posted by: MAGA TEARFEST 2021 at January 13, 2021 06:59 PM (pBFX0)

---

*yawn*

If you're going to troll here at least graduate from the minor leagues.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (DBPIP)

191 But garrett is right, I need a better story. Hmm...I tripped while stealing Nancy Pelosi's laptop? No that wouldn't work...

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (icI8A)

192 Rob Lowe was pretty good in that Drew Peterson movie too.

Posted by: spypeach at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Up/Jb)

193 Guy who thought I stole his girl waited for me to leave a bar and ambushed me when I sat in my car. He also hit a car while fleeing the scene, so he's getting charged with assault, robbery, and a hit and run. Cops got his plates so hopefully they'll find him soon.
Posted by: Broseidon

That's all fine and good but more importantly, did you get the girl?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Rvt88)

194 136 Ace long ago said about Allahpundit and co, they were never conservatives, just NYC liberals who got pissed off for a bit because of 9/11. So their real sensibilities never changed.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM (icI8A)

Sounds familiar.

And I'm gonna bannainate you from the Interwebs!

*please check out my calendar of shitty photos*.

Posted by: Cahrles Jhonson at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (AUfiu)

195 Never heard of the guy and he doesn't stand out enough to recognize him, but I assume he's something like Armand Hammer IV? Unbelievable inherited wealth and twisted upbringing? Just a guess.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (1vynn)

196 McConnell is not considering a Trump trial.
His statement today said he will not reconvene the Senate early, and that since the shortest ever trial in the Senate took 21 days, there is no sense trying to.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (CjFDo)

One can be impeached after leaving office,no?

Posted by: Golfman at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (hOMhY)

197 Jaimo movie star, been in a few action movies

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w)

198 So he was in SnowPiercer. Huh. Did not recognize him at all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

199 But garrett is right, I need a better story.

A group of three big white guys were harassing a girl and you took them all on at once, to protect her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

200 Guy who thought I stole his girl

Rule number 1?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 07:02 PM (gohdN)

201 One can be impeached after leaving office,no?

Posted by: Golfman at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (hOMhY)

no

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 13, 2021 07:02 PM (ihUzW)

202 One can be impeached after leaving office,no?

normally no, but with biden as president who knows

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 07:02 PM (Zmnko)

203 Still no sign of Nancy?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 13, 2021 07:02 PM (2k7BX)

204 183 I'm pretty sure Tommy Boy was Lowe's first turn in a comic role. At least its the first I remember from him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:00 PM (KZzsI)

Rob was also in Wayne's World IIRC.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2021 07:02 PM (AUfiu)

205 Please do not quote the trolls. Let them go to oblivion.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

206 Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:00 PM (icI8A)

-----------

Better, but still needs work.

There I was, surrounded by Hell's Angels...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)

207 Liz Cheney note: The Chair of the Wyoming Republican Party flew to Washington and protested the fraudulent election. How do he and Cheney get along now?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (drrA2)

208 >>But garrett is right, I need a better story.


I have been revisiting Raymond Chandler lately...but I think you need to go ask a cute neighbor if she has a Steak.

Do some pushups and pullups, first.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (FU7iG)

209 One can be impeached after leaving office,no?

Since the entire process is to remove someone from office, its hard to see a way in which that can be carried out on someone who is, you know, not actually in office any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (KZzsI)

210 One can be impeached after leaving office,no?
Posted by: Golfman at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (hOMhY)


no, one cannot.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (zr5Kq)

211 Uncloaking long enough to say...

For the love of G-d stop quoting the fucking trolls. Makes it impossible for the COBs (and no, I'm not one, not by a long shot) to clean up the poop.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (4Yddh)

212 Now we're back to all impeachment all the time. So COVID is over now I guess, right?

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (uEbPt)

213 Golfman impeachment is only for office holders, what the Democrat's want it to be is something just short of a death sentence, making Trump a man without a country.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)

214 Still no sign of Nancy?

She was at the two-hour beginning-to-end impeachment process.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (1vynn)

215 didn't think I could bring that back on topic, did ya?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 13, 2021 06:53 PM


Duncanthrax: 9.7

East German Judge: 3.2

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (DMUuz)

216 Better, but still needs work.

There I was, surrounded by Hell's Angels...
Posted by: Duke Lowell

This is no shit. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (Rvt88)

217 2 impeachments by Pelosi led House of Reps will be a badge of honor in 10 year, if it's not already. "Twice! And the stupid bint still couldn't actually get rid of him!"

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (evxBY)

218 189 Communist show trial
communist show trial would have had him there confessing his "crimes".

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (v3pYe)

219 "ah. a charmer. they don't look at me *once*.
Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2021 06:58 PM (v3pYe)"

Can't look if you've plucked out their eyes with a flensing knife! Not that I'm into that....

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (icI8A)

220 A group of three big white guys were harassing a girl and you took them all on at once, to protect her/i]


"You have insulted the honor of this lady."

Posted by: The Duck of Death at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

221 >>-That a man should make the most of what equipment he has.

I took this one to heart.

Posted by: Hunter at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (0FTCx)

222 I am glad you're alright, Broseidon. Is she hot? Just askin' questions.

Posted by: turambar at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (Gylu/)

223 Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (DBPIP)

Please don't quote the trolls. Someone will have to delete your post if the mods decide to nuke that comment.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (YYlyE)

224 Rob was also in Wayne's World IIRC.

Yeah he was but it wasn't a comedic role, he was the really competent handsome guy that was ruining their show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

225 >>A group of three big white guys were harassing a girl and you took them all on at once, to protect her


...turns out she was a Thai Tranny. But, Broseidon is cool with that sort of thing.

Broseidon doesn't judge.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (FU7iG)

226 213Someone shoulkd suggest that to Nanzi, she might try it

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (Cxk7w)

227
China Cheney disenfranchised the voters of Wyoming by accepting the stolen election.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (tavNw)

228 But garrett is right, I need a better story. Hmm...

Tussle with a Capitol Hill cop.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (l3+k2)

229
She was at the two-hour beginning-to-end impeachment process.
Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM

Dead giveaway I didn't watch a minute of it.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (2k7BX)

230 209 One can be impeached after leaving office,no?



Since the entire process is to remove someone from office, its hard
to see a way in which that can be carried out on someone who is, you
know, not actually in office any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (KZzsI)

I'm sure Justice Roberts will find something in the penumbras to say it's A-Okay. Another Bush disaster.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

231 So he was in SnowPiercer. Huh. Did not recognize him at all.

That movie suuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. I don't know why so many people talk about it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 07:05 PM (YYlyE)

232 pBFX0)

Cleanup needed

Posted by: Fox2! at January 13, 2021 07:05 PM (Gl29c)

233 Rob Lowes wife taught the 16yo Gwenneth Paltrow how to provide really good oral sex to boys/men

per Gewneth, so he has that going for him

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 13, 2021 07:05 PM (r4bSV)

234 "You have insulted the honor of this lady."
Posted by: The Duck of Death


Its, its "duke"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

235 I still think Trump should resign 10 minutes before the inauguration so that all the "46" merch is incorrect.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:05 PM (icI8A)

236
It takes longer to make chili than it does for Democrats to fake-impeach a president.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 07:05 PM (tavNw)

237 235 I still think Trump should resign 10 minutes before the inauguration so that all the "46" merch is incorrect.

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (Zmnko)

238 A female detective in my division was invited to a movie premier at a Philly bar. James McAvoy was there, and good grief does he really love the blow. She said he was snorting through the three-hour event. Must be nice.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (VWp7G)

239 Rob Lowes wife taught the 16yo Gwenneth Paltrow how to provide really good oral sex to boys/men

Posted by: will choose a nic later

Isn't it all good by definition?



Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (Rvt88)

240 That movie suuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. I don't know why so many people talk about it.

Yeah I am baffled by the appreciation for that film too. Really bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

241 >>"You have insulted the honor of this lady."


He will have Satisfaction, forthwith.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (FU7iG)

242 Since the entire process is to remove someone from office, its hard to see a way in which that can be carried out on someone who is, you know, not actually in office any longer.


Yeah, that would seem to make it a Bill of Attainder.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

243 I am glad you're alright, Broseidon. Is she hot? Just askin' questions.
Posted by: turambar at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (Gylu/)



a girlfriend with a crazy ex ? I don't know...

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (zr5Kq)

244 I will guess that McConnell wants to PDT to say the election wasn't stolen.



Why do I picture a Fonzi-esque performance?

Posted by: Unkaren at January 13, 2021 06:56 PM (lRlNr)

He can want in one hand and spit in the other. I bet I know which gets full first.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (946rW)

245 "You have insulted the honor of this lady."

Posted by: The Duck of Death at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

You guys are going about this all wrong.

"I had to break up with this girl, so I could spend more time rescuing puppies, and she wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (KnJdm)

246 "Can't imagine why a girl might leave someone like that
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (KZzsI)"

He'd have Armie Hammer's groupies if only he were famous.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (icI8A)

247 Trial in the Senate is reserved for Presidents, not private citizens.

Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 13, 2021 07:06 PM (w7KSn)

248 Isn't it all good by definition?

Not if she uses teeth.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (YYlyE)

249 231 So he was in SnowPiercer. Huh. Did not recognize him at all.



That movie suuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. I don't know why so many people talk about it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 07:05 PM (YYlyE)

When I saw what the premise was, I told the Mrs. that it was one of the most stupid things I ever heard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

250
Rob Lowes wife taught the 16yo Gwenneth Paltrow how to provide really good oral sex to boys/men Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: will choose a nic later

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (tavNw)

251 176 Who in holy hell is Armie Hammer?
------------------
Have no idea. Is he the baking soda commie guy?

Posted by: Ward at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (nzKWW)

252 Texas needs conservatives worse than Oklahoma. It's under assault by progs.

Posted by: creeper at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (XxJt1)

253 One can be impeached after leaving office,no?
Posted by: Golfman at January 13, 2021 07:01 PM (hOMhY)


That's the question. The Dems seem to think that he can be impeached after he leaves. I wonder if McConnell is planning to set the rules of any trial such that by the time the legal wrangling over that issue is done, and after the trial itself, it'll be April or May and the Biden admin will have no real momentum.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (jOcSX)

254 I'm here.

I hope no one and I mean absolutely no one shows up for the inauguration. It should be quisling politicians surrounded by the national guard and police and not a single citizen in sight. Excellent optics.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (sd8p8)

255 >Isn't it all good by definition?


Nooo.

But a Gentleman suffers the bad Beejers stoically.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (FU7iG)

256 Posted by: MAGA TEARFEST 2021 at January 13, 2021 06:59 PM (pBFX0)

I know I'm not supposed to do this, but I'll just do it this once-and hopefully my fellow hordedians will forgive me.

It actually doesn't suck to be me. You know why. I'm not being paid to go a conservative site and trash them. And if you aren't being paid, you're even more of an a$$
Unlike you, I have a job where I-through the Holy Spirit I can give people hope. I can encourage them and strengthen them and let them know that God loves them. It doesn't suck to be me cause I don't have to either apologize to people for what I do, or hide it from them or am thankfully not involved with someone who would applaud this nonsense that you spew out.

You sound like a very troubled person. I hope you get the help and healing you need and I shall not respond to you again.

P.S. I'm not tearful; I have blessings everyday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (VP4Cd)

257 Our President, a great and noble man, has called for peace and calming tensions. Either the deepfakes have truly become powerful, and I shall revert when it is revealed, or obey his orders and call for peace.

So be it, Mr. President.

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (jpsJS)

258 213 Golfman impeachment is only for office holders, what the Democrat's want it to be is something just short of a death sentence, making Trump a man without a country.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)

Trump and 70+ million who voted for him.

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (Ojki1)

259 But a Gentleman suffers the bad Beejers stoically.
Posted by: garrett

'Cause we're stand up guys.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (Rvt88)

260 I still think Trump should resign 10 minutes before the inauguration so that all the "46" merch is incorrect.

Me too

Me 3 but but I want 24hrs so we we can watch the clowns fall all over each other for a day.

Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (0m+vp)

261 238 That would explain a lot...

Posted by: turambar at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (Gylu/)

262 Texas needs conservatives worse than Oklahoma. It's under assault by progs.
Posted by: creeper at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (XxJt1)


The plan is that I'll move down in November, once my lease here ends. That's assuming that my job stays full time WFH.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (jOcSX)

263 I can't even imagine how dimwitted and obnoxious a teen-aged Gwyneth Paltrow must have been. She comes across as a barely-functional retard in real life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

264 Fauci did come out lockdowns were so last year, even Cuomo fresh off NY 40,000th death thinks so.
Someone needs to tell Sundowner before we start his 100 day lockdown.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (Cxk7w)

265 So.... Trump himself ordered the Guard to D.C.? And in those numbers? Armed?

To protect the Democrats from his own MAGA army?

He did this on his own? No arm twisting about impeachment going one way or another? Just thought it'd be a good idea to further alienate his base? He's truly worried about Trumpsters charging the Capitol again?

Ummmm.....

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

266 Sleazy Murkowski already said she will vote for impeachment. She also flounced out of the GOP, saying she couldn't in good conscience stay there. Unfortunately, she already did that when she ran as an "independent" against the GOP candidate the primaried her ass. Not sure how she thinks she's leaving, again, while she's been on the outside.

Also, more unfortunately, she actively subverts the will of her constituents, voting with PP, NARAL and other baby-killers, against our own interests in oil, gas, and mining, and for all I know she's given our fisheries to China.

Bitch has a reckoning coming in two years. She'd best get busy sucking all the money she can out of her sinecure now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (okGHj)

267 @254...they'll turn it "virtual" before that happens. Bet that was the plan before 6 January. Only reason they may go through with it now is to look "strong".

Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 13, 2021 07:09 PM (evxBY)

268 I still think Trump should resign 10 minutes before the inauguration so that all the "46" merch is incorrect.

That would be deeply hilarious

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

269 OT

Anyone have a good link for how to tell difference between flu, stomach virus, and food poisoning?

I was very sick past couple of days, but can't tell what it was.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2021 07:09 PM (LWu6U)

270
Bitch has a reckoning coming in two years. She'd best get busy sucking all the money she can out of her sinecure now.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (okGHj)



Palin running ?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 07:09 PM (zr5Kq)

271 Jack Posobiec says the Feebs are busy harassing people who attended the Jan 6 rally.

https://bit.ly/3oGm0jy

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 07:09 PM (YYlyE)

272 Or you could go in a different direction.

I was out training for the upcoming Iron Man when I saw the dog pound on fire. On my last trip into the fire to rescue all the puppies, a rafter fell and hit me in the face.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 07:10 PM (kTF2Z)

273 Damn, Liz Cheney is some serious cunt of a cunty cunt that ever cunted the world with her cuntness.

To wit: Co-Sponsor of bill to reject budget to fund a withdrawal from Afghanistan, Undermined Trump efforts to withdraw from Syria, Is a fan of Jim Scarborough, Perpetuated the hoax that Russia was paying Taliban to kill US troops, Mask-Shames Trump and men on Twitter with hashtag #realmenwearmasks

Holy shit she's a cunty Karen.

Posted by: Hell at January 13, 2021 07:10 PM (YrtE9)

274 Hammer taking both hands off the wheel as he raises up a Miller Lite and cracks it open


Thank goodness. I thought it was an Old Milwaukee.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 07:10 PM (CZm2G)

275 I can't even imagine how dimwitted and obnoxious a teen-aged Gwyneth Paltrow must have been. She comes across as a barely-functional retard in real life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

I'm guessing she got passed around at parties like a hash pipe at a Phish concert.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 07:10 PM (4Yddh)

276 You have to remember, Rob Lowe's been sober and married for decades

His best role was in Tommy Boy. Never knew he had comedy in him but he was terrific in that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 06:47 PM (KZzsI)

_----

Check out "The Lowe Files" where he and his sons explore the world of the supernatural. Rob Lowe hunts Bigfoot - that's entertainment!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 13, 2021 07:10 PM (xmwHj)

277 Rob Lowe did good in The Stand.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 13, 2021 07:10 PM (4I/2K)

278 "I am glad you're alright, Broseidon. Is she hot? Just askin' questions.
Posted by: turambar at January 13, 2021 07:04 PM (Gylu/)"

She's not bad if you like the "Meth Pixie" look. Not really my type.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:11 PM (icI8A)

279 So, getting back to important things, dating someone with a crazy ex. Wouldn't it bring up a number of uncomfortable questions in one's mind ?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 07:11 PM (zr5Kq)

280 Maybe Trump brought in the Guard to do the Insurrection Act arrests.

Posted by: Q at January 13, 2021 07:11 PM (l3+k2)

281 "I had to break up with this girl, so I could spend more time rescuing puppies, and she wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

This is a winner here. It hits all the right points: I am irresistable but love puppies more than I do hot women, yet I might make an exception for you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

282 > Doesn't the oath involve invoking God?

It involves swearing an oath on a book that commands people not to swear oaths in red letters. Let your yes be yes and your no be no.

So, the whole thing is pretty garbage from the get go. Either you don't know it, in which case the book probably isn't sacred enough to you for the oath to be compelling, or you do and ignore it anyway, which is worse.

Posted by: perilisk at January 13, 2021 07:11 PM (9p+wn)

283 Anyone have a good link for how to tell difference between flu, stomach virus, and food poisoning?

I was very sick past couple of days, but can't tell what it was.

Posted by: Gentlemen

Granddaughter threw up today at school and was sent home and told not to return until next Wed because - Covid.



So, You have covid.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 07:11 PM (Rvt88)

284 I'm pretty sure Tommy Boy was Lowe's first turn in a comic role. At least its the first I remember from him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:00 PM (KZzsI)



Must have been the first. He was far enough down the credits list to actually be "uncredited".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 13, 2021 07:11 PM (ZSK0i)

285 278 Hard pass. Next! Be well, my friend. Head on a swivel and all that.

Posted by: turambar at January 13, 2021 07:11 PM (Gylu/)

286 He's truly worried about Trumpsters charging the Capitol again?

Ummmm.....

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag


I think you are totally misreading this.

Posted by: db at January 13, 2021 07:12 PM (E0PSG)

287 277 Rob Lowe did good in The Stand.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 13, 2021 07:10 PM (4I/2K)

M-O-O-N, that spells Nick Andros.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at January 13, 2021 07:12 PM (AUfiu)

288 turns out she was a Thai Tranny


*clears throat, goes into hillbilly story-telling voice*

"Well, I reckon they was making out pretty good and things was startin' to heat up out der in 'ees car and he goes to reach up under her dress and all of sudden-like he pulls back his hand and says 'What the hell?'

Turns out I reckon she had one up there bigger than what he had. It was a dude. And then he gets all mad-like at it and starts yellin' and she hauls off and commences to whuppin' his ass and then she takes his cellphone and says 'See ya later, sailor' and takes $50 out of his wallet and flings it back at him and walks off.

Lord have mercy. I'd say ol' Bro-siding won't drink any more of that damn Jager agin'."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 07:12 PM (gohdN)

289 Seems lots of people, but not everyone just the Democrats Law enforcement knew, that protests other than the rally were planned and to start violence. No one warned DJT he was going into a potential dangerous situation and it wasn't his supporters.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:12 PM (Cxk7w)

290 209. Since the Dems and Rinos rationale for impeachment was that Trump is a danger to the country how is impeaching him after he leaves office make him less dangerous? The American people on average see through this crap. This is why the founders wanted the Senate to be a place where this hysterical legislation or political hit jobs would go to die by virtue of having non elected equal apportioned state appointees sit. They felt it should be the cooling off place. And we have screwed that up with an amendment but McConnell is trying to inject some sense before the liar becomes the head of the senate and all committees will be ruled by Democrats.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2021 07:12 PM (WXHMK)

291 Even worse news for Armie Hammer
I don't know who he is. And I don't care to find out.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 13, 2021 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

292 Democrats...the party of war.

Start reminding people now.

Posted by: creeper at January 13, 2021 07:12 PM (XxJt1)

293 271 Jack Posobiec says the Feebs are busy harassing people who attended the Jan 6 rally.



https://bit.ly/3oGm0jy

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 07:09 PM (YYlyE)

What was it (I think) Ace said years ago? When the government is investingating leftists, it's Keystone cops; when they investigate conservatives, they're Iron Man all over you.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

294 207 Liz Cheney note: The Chair of the Wyoming Republican Party flew to Washington and protested the fraudulent election. How do he and Cheney get along now?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at January 13, 2021 07:03 PM (drrA2)

Isn't she from VA and moved to WY to run for office? That coward didn't want a tough race in VA. She can go get bent, she won't run in WY again.

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 07:13 PM (9UmRs)

295 Armand Hammer was a patient of the Neurologist I worked for many moons ago. I was pretty young and thought it was a joke when someone called to set up an appointment for him and was waiting for the punchline.(Refrigerator running? Prince Albert in a can?)

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2021 07:13 PM (sGotD)

296 Assuming the white powder is baking soda.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 07:13 PM (fqVfv)

297 Why is Trump explaining Jan 6th? Why would you play a game that you can't win? NPCs babbling "very fine people" for four years can only be taught with a rolled-up newspaper.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2021 07:13 PM (LxTcq)

298 I just installed Brave and I'm using it here for the first time. So far it looks great.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 13, 2021 07:13 PM (sWM8x)

299 Sorry, but reading "the 34 year old" is when I went "Whew, this is that LoneRanger movie, and not the original actor from the 50s or 60s TV series."

LR has not even been on the etc oldies channels so far as I know and was before my time, but it would be like finding out that Roy Rogers, RIP, had descended into weird depravity.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (Aashi)

300 >>>231 So he was in SnowPiercer. Huh. Did not recognize him at all.

That movie suuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. I don't know why so many people talk about it.
Posted by: bonhomme

i've never been tempted to watch it despite Netflix and Amazon recommending it for six years

It looks gaytarded. (If the gaytard lobby hasn't taken that word from us yet.)

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (5+1A/)

301 Mitch McConnell is pedaling his vote to the highest bidder. The Chinese can pay a lot! My only question is will Mitch have to kick 10% up to the big guy?

Posted by: JT Smith at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (frfx6)

302 He did this on his own? No arm twisting about impeachment going one way or another? Just thought it'd be a good idea to further alienate his base? He's truly worried about Trumpsters charging the Capitol again?

Ummmm.....

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 13, 2021 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

I expect he wants it on the record that he protected the transition. I expect he would rather not be seen as one of the brawlers that BLM/Pantifa sent to the Oval. It doesn't hurt to have the military there; would have been nice to have them when the asshats were trying to stomp DC all year.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (okGHj)

303 One can be impeached after leaving office,no?

normally no, but with biden as president who knows

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 07:02 PM (Zmnko)


You people just don't understand the infinite flexibility of a document written centuries ago, but interpreted by today's corrupt judges with lifetime sinecures!!

Posted by: SCCJ Juan "Compromised" Roberts - It's a Tax! at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (87oRe)

304 I'm guessing she got passed around at parties like a hash pipe at a Phish concert

Yeah, too dumb to know she can say "no" and eager like a puppy.

There's this show called The Chef Show on Netflix where Jon Favreau does a series of cooking bits showing off where he trained for the movie Chef (which I recommend) and who he worked with. Just about every episode they joked about the person who is the dumbest and least able in the kitchen has to pick the thyme (basically strip leaves off the thyme plant, time consuming and tedious but brainless).

He had a show with Gwyneth Paltrow on it and what is she doing while they talk and cook?

Stripping Thyme.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

305 , he's debating whether to remove Trump from office.

He's working out terms of surrender with Chuck...in the closet.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (CZm2G)

306 turns out she was a Thai Tranny


*clears throat, goes into hillbilly story-telling voice*
..

=

the Crying Game ?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

307 Isn't it all good by definition?

Not if she uses teeth.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 07:07 PM (YYlyE)


Once, ended up with a tooth-shaped bruise.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 13, 2021 07:15 PM (4I/2K)

308 i've never been tempted to watch it despite Netflix and Amazon recommending it for six years



It looks gaytarded. (If the gaytard lobby hasn't taken that word from us yet.)

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (5+1A/)

They'll get my gaytards when they pry them from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 07:15 PM (KnJdm)

309 Maybe Liz Cheney has delusions of becoming the first lesbian POTUS.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 07:15 PM (l3+k2)

310 Know nothing of the law, but could PDT resign on 12:01 am 1/19 and have his attorneys provide some Constitutional argument to stop any Senate procedure?

Posted by: EveR at January 13, 2021 07:15 PM (R0z7P)

311 So, You have covid.

Everyone does. Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at January 13, 2021 07:15 PM (W4eKo)

312 I just watched to 23min. video of the back of the Capitol where the main crowd was.

This was as close to a riot as I have seen, but still not quite.

There was a crowd, and the Capitol Cops made a lot of really bad mistakes. This incited the crowed.

First, they too a position with their backs against the wall and the steps. This was very very bad positions since they did not own the high ground and were in a box of their own making.

(continues)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2021 07:15 PM (LWu6U)

313 Once, ended up with a tooth-shaped bruise.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile

Didn't this also happen in The World According to Garb?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (Rvt88)

314 (continued)
Then they fired a lot of rubber bullets - I never don't understand that, and I guess the cops have ZERO training since if you hit someone at front, what are they going to do, fly away? The crowd is controlled from the rear. Rubber bullets just piss people off.


They also fired a lot of tear gas (or similar) into a stiff wind. Yikes. You could see the wind from all the flags, and the cloud accumulating at their own position. I think this is why they gave up and went inside.

They also beat occasional protesters who broke through the barricades, further inciting the crowd.

Meanwhile, the many steps and scaffolding made sure that when they had to retreat to high ground, it was already lost.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (LWu6U)

315 Less than 5% of House Republicans voted for impeachment.

But we're supposed to think that in the more measured and cautious Senate, the body meant to be a bulwark against the mob's passions of the moment, McConnell would try to get over a third of the GOP Senators to vote to convict?

Could McConnell be playing a game with Biden and Schumer? Daring them to proceed with this while knowing how unpopular it will be after Trump leaves the WH? And how it would gum up Biden's first 100 days? Distracting from the spotlight that would otherwise be exclusively on Biden.

Posted by: Jack Hogan at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (hLl4T)

316 Liz I think was the only representative voting impeachment not surrounded by Leftists. I think Pa's representatives know fully well how pissed off their constituents are.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (Cxk7w)

317 Just thought it'd be a good idea to further alienate his base? He's truly worried about Trumpsters charging the Capitol again?

?! I don't think we're watching the same movie.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (l0Lgi)

318 Somebody should start a PAC for the sole purpose of primarying the GOP traitors. Today. I'd donate.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (sWM8x)

319 Granddaughter threw up today at school and was sent home and told not to return until next Wed because - Covid.

LOL yeah because barfing is totally one of the symptoms. At least she's out of school for a week.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (KZzsI)

320 292 Democrats...the party of war.



Start reminding people now.

Posted by: creeper at January 13, 2021 07:12 PM (XxJt1)

The party of slavery, lynching, Jim Crow, socialism,....

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

321 309 Maybe Liz Cheney has delusions of becoming the first lesbian POTUS.
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 07:15 PM (l3+k2)

That's the sister, Mary, who is probably less of an asshole.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 07:17 PM (ONvIw)

322 Yeah, too dumb to know she can say "no" and eager like a puppy.

Dumb as a bag of hammers, no doubt. But first rule of Hellmouth Club seems to be you don't say "no" to anyone higher on the pecking order - which when she was still young and "fresh" was, well, pretty much everyone.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 07:17 PM (4Yddh)

323 >>He did this on his own? No arm twisting about impeachment going one way or another? Just thought it'd be a good idea to further alienate his base? He's truly worried about Trumpsters charging the Capitol again?

Ummmm.....

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag

If I were he I'd be more concerned that another false flag op gets run and he and his supporters get blamed for it. Sending all the NG and asking for calm makes the story a harder sale.

Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2021 07:17 PM (0FTCx)

324 306 turns out she was a Thai Tranny

*clears throat, goes into hillbilly story-telling voice*

the Crying Game ?
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

I thought the Crying Game was that ... dude(?) from Stargate with Kurt Russell. The guy who played Ra. He looked pretty effete even then.

Word to Hollywood: It is hard to have a credible bad guy who does not have physical presence and is wearing a lot of eyeliner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 07:17 PM (lmikk)

325 So there I was, in the finals of a no holds barred bare knuckle boxing tournament to support a charity that researches cures for puppy cancer....

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:17 PM (icI8A)

326 It looks gaytarded. (If the gaytard lobby hasn't taken that word from us yet.)


Meh, less than 10% gaytard by volume. The rest is pointless and senseless violence, so it has that going for it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

327 Shouldn't socialist Armand Hammer have died penniless to prove he was true to his beliefs??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 07:18 PM (ab0zp)

328 It's funny. Republicans were largely MIA during the Democrats riots. They were MIA on election fraud that 74 million people know is real because many of them have read the lawsuits and understand the constitutional role of the state legislatures and that their power was usurped.

But they've finally found their hill to die on. Trump's phony impeachment. No material accusations that even remotely meet legal standards or provide substantive due process. A pure political lynching that they believe will rid them of the what is really the peoples will.

If Republicans go through with this, especially McConnell, they can't possibly suck enough sick between now and the next election for me to vote for them. But then, maybe they like it that way. They can portray their effeminate, eternal weakness a result of being in the minority.

Maybe it is time to crush these people. What else can we possibly lose at this point that they have not already surrendered?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2021 07:18 PM (1QYCL)

329 I would like some of that plastic explosive that makes you super high though.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

330 Once upon a time in news past:

"President Trump throughout the year has insisted that the Pentagon present plans for withdrawing all troops from Afghanistan prior to the end of 2020. Last week, reports indicated that the Trump administration is close to finalizing a decision to withdraw more than 4,000 troops from Afghanistan by the fall. In February, Trump announced an agreement with the Taliban to end the war completely.

Shortly after those White House withdrawal plans were reported, anonymous intelligence officials leaked a series of claims to the New York Times regarding "bounties" allegedly being paid by Russia to Taliban fighters to kill U.S. troops. Those leaks emboldened opposition to troop withdrawal from Afghanistan on the ground that it would be capitulating to Russian treachery. It was that New York Times leak that Liz Cheney, along with GOP Congressman Mac Thornberry, cited in a joint statement."

So in short: Trump planned to withdraw and stop the wars, Deep State leaked bullshit conspiracies to undermine him, Leaks dutifully cited by Cheney to further undermine him.

I'm sure that was all random and coincidental.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 13, 2021 07:18 PM (YrtE9)

331 It involves swearing an oath on a book that commands people not to swear
oaths in red letters. Let your yes be yes and your no be no.


Yes, Jesus says that in red letters, but it's arguable whether that's a command or advice. There's quite a bit throughout the Bible about swearing vows, some of it warning (like in Judges, not sure on the chapter) not to do so without thinking it through, as God will hold you to it whether it was otherwise a moral matter or not.

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2021 07:19 PM (kOpft)

332 I thought the Crying Game was that ... dude(?) from Stargate with Kurt Russell. The guy who played Ra. He looked pretty effete even then.

Stargate was the first movie I saw James Spader in that I didn't long to beat him with a tire iron.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

333 306 turns out she was a Thai Tranny



*clears throat, goes into hillbilly story-telling voice*

..


=


the Crying Game ?

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

Damn, I remember seeing that part of the movie. ***SHUDDERS****

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

334 Shouldn't socialist Armand Hammer have died penniless to prove he was true to his beliefs??


Well, he nearly made it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 13, 2021 07:19 PM (ZSK0i)

335 Why is Trump explaining Jan 6th? Why would you play a game that you can't win?

The left knows their coup is nearly complete, and they're aching to pull the trigger on a massive crackdown. I believe Trump knows this, and is mostly playing possum until he's out. But Trump also genuinely cares about the MAGA crowd, so he's trying to signal them that the left REALLY wants us to do something so they can go Annie Wilkes with the sledgehammer on us, so don't do anything.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 07:19 PM (YYlyE)

336 I still think Trump should resign 10 minutes before the inauguration so that all the "46" merch is incorrect.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:05 PM (icI8A)
~~~~~

That's a great idea!

Also, sorry about what happened to you, and I'm glad you're okay.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2021 07:19 PM (sGotD)

337 Wait, there are people who *don't* have crazy exes? Besides you unicorns who found true love with the first person you ever held hands with, I mean.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:19 PM (icI8A)

338 Posted by: Broseidon at January 13, 2021 07:17 PM (icI8A)

Glad you're alright.
And managed to keep a sense of humor...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 07:19 PM (v2c9/)

339 Rep. Brian Mast
@RepBrianMast
I lost two legs for @jaketapper's right to say whatever the hell he wants, but that free speech also protects the Republicans he is so eager to condemn for asking Constitutional questions about the election.
Quote Tweet
Daily Caller
@DailyCaller 3h
Jake Tapper: "Congressman Brian Mast... who lost his legs by the way fighting for democracy abroad, although I don't know -- about his commitment to it here in the United States"
twitter.com/i/status/1349464630335303684
631.5K views
3:52 PM Jan 13, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 13, 2021 07:20 PM (FBrfY)

340 Granddaughter threw up today at school and was sent home and told not to return until next Wed because - Covid.

LOL yeah because barfing is totally one of the symptoms. At least she's out of school for a week.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (KZzsI)


The bad news is that it will follow her through eternity. I still remember the name of the girl that puked in 7th grade English class.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2021 07:20 PM (AiZBA)

341 I dated a redhead who was... well a little crazy, but not "hide the children" crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:20 PM (KZzsI)

342 "That's the sister, Mary, who is probably less of an asshole."

Stand corrected. Is she busty? Asking for a blog owner.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2021 07:20 PM (l3+k2)

343
Jake Tapper
@jaketapper
Replying to
@RepBrianMast
You're a hero for your service and I'm grateful, as I've said before. And yes i question the commitment to democracy of anyone who spread election lies, signed onto that deranged TX AG lawsuit, and voted to commit sedition. You were not just asking questions.
4:12 PM Jan 13, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 13, 2021 07:21 PM (FBrfY)

344 311 So, You have covid.



Everyone does. Stay safe.

if everyone has covid, who are the masks protecting?

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2021 07:21 PM (sGtp+)

345 The only thing this disgusting creature Armie Hammer has been in that I've seen is The Social Network. He played those twins. I can't remember the name.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 13, 2021 07:21 PM (PdL1x)

346 327 Shouldn't socialist Armand Hammer have died penniless to prove he was true to his beliefs??
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 07:18 PM (ab0zp)

I'm sure he tried giving as much to his heirs as possible before he died in ways designed to minimize taxation as most "socialists" do (really) in this country.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 07:21 PM (ONvIw)

347 Don't lose heart, patriots. Trump has a plan. Trust the plan.

Sidney Powell is JUST about ready to release the Kraken and it will totally blow this whole thing open. In hash tag two weeks.

Watermarks, servers in Germany, Insurrection Act, the cavalry is coming, morons!

Posted by: Fade into bolivian at January 13, 2021 07:21 PM (fCD2p)

348 I never thought impeachment could be boring.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2021 07:21 PM (RzGcW)

349 I guess my sarc didn't come through? I'll do better next time.

I totally get what's going down in DC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 13, 2021 07:21 PM (3H9h1)

350 329 I would like some of that plastic explosive that makes you super high though.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 07:18 PM (yQpMk)


Plastic explosives for sale. I wonder if there would be a market for that in modern day America...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 07:21 PM (v2c9/)

351 This was as close to a riot as I have seen

Yeah, a riot in a hair salon maybe.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (W4eKo)

352 I dated a redhead who was... well a little crazy, but not "hide the children" crazy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:20 PM (KZzsI)

So, just normal redhead crazy?

Posted by: AF at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (S8ePJ)

353 341 I dated a redhead who was... well a little crazy, but not "hide the children" crazy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:20 PM (KZzsI)

I knew a redhead who...

What was that? Lost my train of thought.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (lmikk)

354 The disappointing thing about Ace's busty lesbian mistake was that the girls were chubby 30 year olds of moderate looks. Its not like he had super hot model-girls, it was more like amateur night at the Sybyll Club

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

355 Martini Farmer I suggest you go watch the video message from Trump. He said he has been briefed by the secret service regarding potential violent demonstrations and so he has ordered the NG to come in to protect Federal buildings in DC. Antifa and the BLM are very much a threat. He cannot depend on Pelosi to arrange security she was the reason the Capitol police were not in needed numbers on the sixth. She and the Dems did not want the optics. Well they will have the optics now.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (2gnOQ)

356 Broseidon I do thinks it's commendable to rescue a fellow human or animal from harm, no matter what they are.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (Cxk7w)

357 That's not drugs that's meat tenderizer, idiots.

Posted by: Armie Hammer at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (royi5)

358 I think Trump should show up at the inauguration, walk up To the microphone, put it by his ass, fart, and waive it at Fraud Biden. He should then whip it out and wag it at Jill, who hasn't seen a real dick since Hunter's.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (1QYCL)

359 340 The bad news is that it will follow her through eternity. I still
remember the name of the girl that puked in 7th grade English class.

and i still remember the name of the guy that puked on me as we were landing in rome on a 747 when i was about 11. yeah, he was my little brother, but still...

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (sGtp+)

360 Articles of impeachment against Biden on 1/21 by Marjorie Taylor Greene!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (sGotD)

361 290 209. Since the Dems and Rinos rationale for impeachment was that Trump is a danger to the country how is impeaching him after he leaves office make him less dangerous? The American people on average see through this crap. This is why the founders wanted the Senate to be a place where this hysterical legislation or political hit jobs would go to die by virtue of having non elected equal apportioned state appointees sit. They felt it should be the cooling off place. And we have screwed that up with an amendment but McConnell is trying to inject some sense before the liar becomes the head of the senate and all committees will be ruled by Democrats.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2021 07:12 PM (WXHMK)

This is about raw power. After the Dems have total control of government, they will not really care about Trump outside his role as boogeyman for fundraisers. McConnell is worried about the influence Trump could have on Republican primaries in 2022; enough go south and McConnell's position as leader starts to erode or ends. I don't get the logic of how impeaching Trump twice strengthens GOP Establishment humps like Blount and Thune in the primaries, but stupid prizes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (puu6v)

362 10 ain't many. The sellout traitors needed more strength in numbers. Let's see how many of those ten get reelected in 2022. I'm betting 2.

Posted by: Sam In VA at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (Nqq7o)

363 I'l be glad when twitter finally dies and I don't have to try and figure our what those f'n cryptic messages mean...

Posted by: Ward at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (nzKWW)

364 The bad news is that it will follow her through eternity. I still remember the name of the girl that puked in 7th grade English class.
Posted by: DR.WTF

"Chris" pooped his pants in first grade. Guess what is talked about oh these 60 years later at reunions?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (Rvt88)

365 It amazes me when people are shocked that a woman (or a man but they get physical where as women are sneaky) will rat a previous lover (or even a current one) in a heartbeat.

Not too many women go to jail. That's because they turn over at the first shout from a cop. This is why you just don't tell certain things to your SO. And that does apply to any gender if the break up is very emotional.

Posted by: jakee308.com at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (FggAv)

366 346 327 Shouldn't socialist Armand Hammer have died penniless to prove he was true to his beliefs??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 07:18 PM (ab0zp)



I'm sure he tried giving as much to his heirs as possible before he
died in ways designed to minimize taxation as most "socialists" do
(really) in this country.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 07:21 PM (ONvIw)

That is how socialists work, just those at the top, comrade.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

367 The disappointing thing about Ace's busty lesbian mistake was that the girls were chubby 30 year olds of moderate looks. Its not like he had super hot model-girls, it was more like amateur night at the Sybyll Club
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)


Meh, I prefer the moderate looking girls. The super-hot models often look overdone. The average girls look like the flight attendants you meet at the bar who might be down to get wild...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 13, 2021 07:24 PM (jOcSX)

368 I keep recalling in my mind the image of one Bogus Biden attempt at a campaign stop. It was a "motor rally" due to the big COVID. The attendees had to sit in their cars. The cars were all brand-new off of some Jeep dealership. It did not look like they even had humans sitting in them, just the cars. So bizarre. So weird. Phonied up to the max. So Democratic party.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 13, 2021 07:24 PM (3hN07)

369 I'd like to tie Jake Tapper to the bumper of an MRAP and drive through Helmand Province.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2021 07:24 PM (1QYCL)

370 Not too many women go to jail. That's because they turn over at the first shout from a cop.

one of Chris Rock's ways to not get your ass kicked by the police: Don't drive while having a fight with your girlfriend.

"he got weed! He got weed!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

371 The bad news is that it will follow her through eternity. I still remember the name of the girl that puked in 7th grade English class.

And when the janitor came in and threw a bunch of sawdust on it, that sealed the deal.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 13, 2021 07:24 PM (W4eKo)

372 I can't wait for cancel culture to come for these turds.


https://tinyurl.com/y65kwdyn

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 07:25 PM (QqhVI)

373 @RepBrianMast should carry an entrenching tool everywhere he goes. When people ask him why he is carrying an entrenching tool everywhere he goes, he should reply that he is planning on beating Jake Tapper to death with it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2021 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

374 The bad news is that it will follow her through eternity. I still remember the name of the girl that puked in 7th grade English class.
Posted by: DR.WTF

"Chris" pooped his pants in first grade. Guess what is talked about oh these 60 years later at reunions?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (Rvt8



YOU SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2021 07:25 PM (p+yBQ)

375 So bizarre. So weird. Phonied up to the max. So Democratic party.

That was the one where the honked instead of clapping and it was almost inaudible. For being in charge of entertainment, Democrats are really incompetent at that kind of thing. Look at that ridiculous, horrible "convention" they did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:26 PM (KZzsI)

376 Martini Farmer I suggest you go watch the video message from Trump. He said he has been briefed by the secret service regarding potential violent demonstrations and so he has ordered the NG to come in to protect Federal buildings in DC. Antifa and the BLM are very much a threat. He cannot depend on Pelosi to arrange security she was the reason the Capitol police were not in needed numbers on the sixth. She and the Dems did not want the optics. Well they will have the optics now.
Posted by: Jen the original


It's no longer Trump's concern. He should just kick back and relax.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 07:26 PM (BJLVZ)

377 The disappointing thing about Ace's busty lesbian mistake was that the girls were chubby 30 year olds of moderate looks. Its not like he had super hot model-girls, it was more like amateur night at the Sybyll Club
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

A friend of a friend of a friend tells me that they were Angela White and another Australian girl named 'Strawberry' (shocker, the redhead.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 07:26 PM (lmikk)

378 Maybe Jake Tapper could call David French and they could exchange "best of" cuck videos?

Posted by: Marcus T, The Unrepublican at January 13, 2021 07:26 PM (1QYCL)

379 Sundowner winning only 17% of the 3000+ counties, 350 less than Barack, a record low for winning too btw, and outscoring Barack by 12 million if that isn't fraud the sun isn't coming up tomorrow.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:26 PM (Cxk7w)

380 broseidon, glad you are ok

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 13, 2021 07:26 PM (nUhF0)

381 364 The bad news is that it will follow her through eternity. I still
remember the name of the girl that puked in 7th grade English class.

Posted by: DR.WTF



"Chris" pooped his pants in first grade. Guess what is talked about oh these 60 years later at reunions?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (Rvt8

Sounds like that joke about the guy who built the local library, did all sorts of acts of charity, but no, he's not known for any of that stuff...just one time with that sheep...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

382 Nood




Jake Tapper post.....speaking of shit

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 07:26 PM (v2c9/)

383 This is about raw power. After the Dems have total control of government, they will not really care about Trump outside his role as boogeyman for fundraisers. McConnell is worried about the influence Trump could have on Republican primaries in 2022; enough go south and McConnell's position as leader starts to erode or ends. I don't get the logic of how impeaching Trump twice strengthens GOP Establishment humps like Blount and Thune in the primaries, but stupid prizes.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (puu6v)



My analogy is a company whose management spent decades building up a healthy balance sheet, paid off the loans on assets, and developed a reputation for quality and customer service. Then new management comes in and is split between the ones who want to completely throw out the company's old image in favor of the latest fads, and the ones who want to simply suck out all the value and sell off the parts to make a quick buck. They've run the place into the ground, and are desperately trying any short-term fix they can think of to keep shareholders from realizing that the books are cooked.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 13, 2021 07:27 PM (jOcSX)

384 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 07:27 PM (lmikk)

385 With troops physically occupying DC buildings at The Party's request to 'protect' them can we say that the coup has all met requirements for a coup-coup and is complete.
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 13, 2021 07:24 PM (/Dgcm)

Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 13, 2021 07:27 PM (TmJh2)

386 337 Wait, there are people who *don't* have crazy exes? Besides you unicorns
who found true love with the first person you ever held hands with
, I
mean.

whatever. girls never liked me. mrs. chronda was desperate.

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2021 07:27 PM (sGtp+)

387 I'd like to tie Jake Tapper to the bumper of an MRAP and drive through Helmand Province into a wall.
Posted by: Marcus T


Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 07:27 PM (BJLVZ)

388 377 The disappointing thing about Ace's busty lesbian mistake was that the girls were chubby 30 year olds of moderate looks. Its not like he had super hot model-girls, it was more like amateur night at the Sybyll Club
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

Just imagine that ace did the filming...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 07:28 PM (v2c9/)

389
That is how socialists work, just those at the top, comrade.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 13, 2021 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

He also put money in "foundations" in order to provide jobs for his not so great grandkids who also, IIRC, got about 25M in trust money

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 07:28 PM (ONvIw)

390 Wait, there are people who *don't* have crazy exes? Besides you unicorns who found true love with the first person you ever held hands with, I
mean.



Haven't spoken one word to my ex since Easter Sunday, 2006.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2021 07:28 PM (BJLVZ)

391 It looks gaytarded. (If the gaytard lobby hasn't taken that word from us yet.)

Posted by: ace at Ja

-->

snowpiercer is better b-league action than most. It has some good set-pieces.

from the last thread, I guess sportsball realizes that republicans can't buy sneakers if they don't have jobs.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at January 13, 2021 07:29 PM (bnWSm)

392 A friend of a friend of a friend tells me that they were Angela White and another Australian girl named 'Strawberry' (shocker, the redhead.)

That's the HQ for you, font of knowledge. Often knowledge you don't want or need, but knowledge nevertheless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

393 I said it was not quite a riot.

It was a protest where the police started beating people (rodney king style) and shooting lots of rubber bullets, flash bangs, and tear gas into the crowd. The crowd was large with no place to go, so they went forward.

A couple of people in front were violent, but only a couple and they had no support from the crowd. One threw a fire extinguisher (a couple times it looks like, but not sure if same person), one had a 2x4, and a couple others were pushy. Really small time, unless the fire extinguisher heaved into a crowd did damage (they say it did)

The funny thing is, it seemed like a few of the people were rooting for chaos. They were anti-cops, and anti-crowd. Now who could they be?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2021 07:30 PM (LWu6U)

394 >>>P.S. I'm not tearful; I have blessings everyday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



Well said, Fen.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2021 07:30 PM (VWp7G)

395 One man, one vote.

Posted by: The Mitchter at January 13, 2021 07:30 PM (8SSHh)

396 I hope Bitch McConnell gets primaried for his next term. His Cocaine Mitch days aren't enough to make up for his overall spineless behavior. Bitch needs to go!

Posted by: Janir at January 13, 2021 07:32 PM (7FTeO)

397
The thing I just looked up on the internet says this fruit is worth $16m. Soon to be $8m, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2021 07:33 PM (Bvn1K)

398 396 I hope Bitch McConnell gets primaried for his next term. His Cocaine Mitch days aren't enough to make up for his overall spineless behavior. Bitch needs to go!
Posted by: Janir a

--> fuck that, kentucky needs to impeach him asap

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at January 13, 2021 07:33 PM (bnWSm)

399 Media-Government-GOPe Complex now blaming suicide of a Capitol Hill Police Officer on The Bad Orange Man

-
It was the COVID!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2021 07:34 PM (VVEnO)

400 Armie Hammer's publicist & PR team are bad at their jobs if they don't spin this into Trump-induced PTSD. Cf. Juicy Smollyay. See also, Kevin Spacey.

Posted by: Sarge6 at January 13, 2021 07:34 PM (0kfUU)

401 There are a lot of writers and historians here. I hope someone is getting ALL this stuff down. May be like Solzhenitsyn and have no hope of publication yet. But someday...

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 13, 2021 07:34 PM (99Nt9)

402 It was the COVID!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2021 07:34 PM (VVEnO)

He left a type written note: Trump is president for 2 more weeks, I cant go on!

Right

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 07:35 PM (ONvIw)

403 Wyatt if still here heard 60 Philadelphia policemen went to the rally are are being looked at

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:35 PM (Cxk7w)

404 400 Armie Hammer's publicist & PR team are bad at their jobs if they don't spin this into Trump-induced PTSD. Cf. Juicy Smollyay. See also, Kevin Spacey.
Posted by: Sarge6 at January 13, 2021 07:34 PM (0kfUU)

Solidarity with Hunter

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 07:36 PM (ONvIw)

405 Damn, I remember seeing that part of the movie. ***SHUDDERS***
--------------
No shite!

Posted by: a vomiting irish guy at January 13, 2021 07:38 PM (ab0zp)

406 316 Liz I think was the only representative voting impeachment not surrounded by Leftists. I think Pa's representatives know fully well how pissed off their constituents are.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 07:16 PM (Cxk7w)

Yeah my Rep in MI said he heard from a ton of constituents and was a no.

Posted by: clutch at January 13, 2021 07:39 PM (9UmRs)

407 Armond Hammer's son, Armie's father, had/has control of whatever Occidental, et al., is or was.

Posted by: Rdbrewer at January 13, 2021 07:40 PM (t5Yz6)

408 I think Trump should show up at the inauguration, walk up To the microphone, put it by his ass, fart, and waive it at Fraud Biden.


Immediately flashes on the scene with Frank Drebin pissing like a race horse with a live mike in Naked Gun...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 13, 2021 07:41 PM (ZSK0i)

409 Time for Armie to be the next Punisher.

Posted by: Rdbrewer at January 13, 2021 07:42 PM (t5Yz6)

410 The good news is that the GOP might get hollowed out so completely in 2022 that I might be able to vote for Republicans again by 2024. Can't wait to see the look in the eyes of the neocons when they finally realize how universally hated they are. I predict 2022 is going to be an absolute bloodbath for the party of snobs and snitches, and I will indeed have my popcorn ready.

Posted by: Stout at January 13, 2021 07:44 PM (EHSFD)

411 IMHO, Lone Ranger had one redeeming feature: it flipped the white hero/native sidekick trope. Depp's character was always leading Hammer's character. The Indian was the brains of the outfit. And this was before the rush to "diversity", so back then it was unusual. (It actually had two redeeming factors, the second one being Hans Zimmer's score. I still laugh when I listen to what he did to the William Tell Overture.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 13, 2021 07:46 PM (cLSW1)

412 Chronology for Jan 19, 2021. Just before Senate reconvenes President Trump issues Mike Pence a full and complete pardon, and then resigns. President Pence issues Trump and family a complete and full pardon, then he resigns. Nancy Pelosi becomes the 47th President, but has to resign her house seat to do it. Jerry Nadler is riding an elevator with several Democratic reps when he has an industrial strength pants shitting episode, and he and the other Democrats die a horrible death, when their lungs shut down rather than breathe toxic fumes.

With the deaths and the Pelosi resignation the Democrats lose the majority in the house and Louis Gohmert is elected speaker. Pelosi is shot by the secret service the next day when she refuses to give the "My Precious" ring to Biden.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 13, 2021 07:51 PM (2RMrb)

413 There is more prestige and honor in Trump's two impeachments than in Obama's Nobel.

Our enemies have made themselves ridiculous.

Posted by: Thatch at January 13, 2021 07:53 PM (ut3pX)

414 The godless commies are trying to treat President Trump like Joseph McCarthy. President Trump ain't Joseph McCarthy. And come to think of it Joseph McCarthy was right too.

Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2021 07:54 PM (em79L)

415 BTW, had to be away for awhile.
There were two impeachment trials after a person had resigned. The first was Senator Blount of scandal in a land deal, the second with Sec. of War Belknap during the Grant administration.
Blount was expelled by the Senate but then impeached by the House to prevent him from running for any other office. The Senate ended the trial after a Senate resolution passed that denied Blount's Senate office was an impeachable office.
US Senate link about it. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y438qqv2
Belknap resigned minutes before the House impeached him. The Senate decided to carry on with a trial but then acquitted him on all 5 charges. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ctsqbk

Some senators voted to acquit because Belknap was no longer an official of the U.S. govt.



Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 07:57 PM (pO7gM)

416 There is more prestige and honor in Trump's two impeachments than in Obama's Nobel.

Our enemies have made themselves ridiculous.
Posted by: Thatch at January 13, 2021 07:53 PM (ut3pX)


If GOP and wins the House in 2022 (neither more than 1% likely) they could "impeach" President Harris daily for being a cum guzzling whore who never gargles. And whatever comes to mind.
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 13, 2021 07:57 PM (/Dgcm)

Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 13, 2021 07:58 PM (D51hO)

417 I have no clue who this guy is, and I'm still fairly young.. Fuck you hollywood!

Posted by: KarlHungus at January 13, 2021 08:03 PM (I0oUO)

418 Who TF is Army Hammer?

Posted by: Muthaucker at January 13, 2021 08:20 PM (CuTuZ)

419 Would have loved to see the video of Mr Hammer but I won't whitewash the site.

Posted by: Sidney at January 13, 2021 08:26 PM (7/kmB)

420 I actually liked the movie , The Lone Ranger

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 13, 2021 09:13 PM (eQh3B)

421 I've never, ever, even heard of this guy...seriously.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 13, 2021 10:46 PM (+56GQ)

422
This guy licked white stuff of the palm of another mans hand.

In a movie, he has sex with a teenage boy,with his parents blessings and eats a peach the kid jizzed into.

He has no standards.

Posted by: No standards at January 14, 2021 01:57 PM (+oR7L)

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