Mitch McConnell Says He Will Not Reconvene Senate Until January 19th, the Day Before Trump Leaves Office

The Democrats (and the GOPe) still plan to impeach Trump after he's left office, but I don't think that's legal.

We did talk about that with respect to Clinton. But I believe the Constitution says you can hold an impeachment for a federal official. Not a former federal official. Trump will be a private citizen on January 20th. There is no impeachment for private citizens.

But that's what the law says. And we all know, we now live in a post-law, post-constitution regime (though the Serf Class is required to obey the laws that the Ruling Class is immune to).

President Trump's impeachment trial won't be heard in the Senate until after he has already left office and Joe Biden is president, a spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell confirmed Tuesday, delivering a fatal blow to Democrats.

The House of Representatives will vote later Tuesday on an article of impeachment accusing Trump of inciting an insurrection during last week's Capitol riot, but the Senate is not due to reconvene until Jan. 19 -- the day before Bidenís inauguration.

Democrats desperate to have the matter heard in the upper chamber as swiftly as possible lobbied McConnell (R-Ky.) to take up the matter while Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer explored a 2004 rule which would have allowed him to recall the chamber in an emergency.

Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 13, 2021 03:03 PM (Geoni)

2 ....delivering a fatal blow to Democrats.

...during last week's Capitol riot,


Who wrote this crap? Are there just no editors alive any longer?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

3 Post-presidential impeachment is a tax!

Posted by: John Roberts at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (Z9eYb)

4 Witness to whiteness.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (63Dwl)

5 >>Who, who, who could have predicted that Team Cheney/Establishment GOP's domestic "regime change" efforts would be about as well thought out and executed as their foreign regime change efforts?


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

6 Found my poison pen & am putting the final touches on my letter to my Congressional Delegation right now.

Posted by: ChuckALuck at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (VjGsQ)

7 T10?

Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (MVjcR)

8 YESSSSSSS!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (MVjcR)

9 LOL, HOLY FATAL BLOW, BATMAN

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (AV9yQ)

10 Mollie nails it again.

Posted by: Austin in TX at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (BzNyP)

11 Fake news strikes again Congresswoman muffdive.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (o2MD2)

12 Frustration, thy name is GOPe

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (ch6++)

13 Elevendies!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (o2MD2)

14 Is this about me?

Posted by: Mitch the CoC bitch at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (ONvIw)

15 *thinks about getting Mitch tattoo ...maybe not...

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (AV9yQ)

16 Mollie is a smoke show, total smoke show.

--
Your Cousin, From, Boston.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (+nmVv)

17 Zastava Arms AK 47 ZPAP M70 Wood Furniture, 1.5mm

$1000

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Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:07 PM (YYlyE)

18 https://bit.ly/2LmaJ9W

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:07 PM (YYlyE)

19 Does it matter what's "legal"? They're gonna make sh*t up as they go I'm afraid.

Posted by: JROD at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (0jZnq)

20 11 Fake news strikes again Congresswoman muffdive.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (o2MD2)

Is that the CapeCod Muffdives?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (lmikk)

21 So I assume that Mitch didn't have enough votes to convict, then. At least there's that.

If they do decide to do something insane like impeaching him after he leaves, then he should just not cooperate. Don't provide any evidence, ignore subpoenas, refuse to send a lawyer, all of it. The outcome is known, so why legitimize it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (UZVEt)

22 but I don't think that's legal.

Heh.

Posted by: Congressional-Supreme Court Calvinball Complex at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (h5TKJ)

23 ....delivering a fatal blow to Democrats.

...during last week's Capitol riot,

Who wrote this crap? Are there just no editors alive any longer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

I did not! I didn't even want to deal a fatal blow, I wanted everyone to blow ME!

Posted by: Mitch the CoC bitch at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (ONvIw)

24 GOP leadership was blindsided by McConnell when the NYT broke news

Umm...they were blindsided by believing their enemies in the press.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (vJCwr)

25 Question: isn't their kind of a "trial" in the Senate if they go through with impeachment? Could Trump folks present all the evidence of fraud at that trial? I know, I know, there isn't any constitution or rule of law any more, but in theory shouldn't the Dems not want to allow a very public airing of all the evidence?

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (GZ/yK)

26 The right to Protest is sacred, unless you are protesting Congress!

Duh new rulez.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (oHd/0)

27 > Are there just no editors alive any longer?

This is awkward. I suggest, "Are all copy editors dead?"

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (YYlyE)

28 Breaking: McConnell shoots down emergency session for impeachment trial

Translation: The votes aren't there to remove Donald Trump in an impeachment trial.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (3aI0K)

29 Dersh has said impeachment and removal is Constitutionally unpossible

https://tinyurl.com/y4xrhows

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)

30 nice twitterage by David Reaboi:

https://tinyurl.com/yytsuz2o

"WANTED: a GOP political class that doesn,t shatter like glass in the face of their enemies fake moral panics."

Posted by: Gandhi at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (DJFLF)

31 > Are there just no editors alive any longer?

This is awkward. I suggest, "Are all copy editors dead?"


Those editors should be _________

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (M+Lyo)

32 This banana republic sure does have nice lounge chairs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (G0bXQ)

33 Ebony Bowden is the author. Affirmative action hire?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

34 sock off

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (DJFLF)

35 After watching the Michael Yon video, I bought the Antifa Handbook, yes, ideas have handbooks. He said that the capitol riot was right out of the handbook.

Posted by: Mitch the CoC bitch at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (ONvIw)

36 Dersh has said impeachment and removal is Constitutionally unpossible

"LOL"
--Post-constitution Democrats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)

37 Translation: The votes aren't there to remove Donald Trump in an impeachment trial.
Posted by: SMOD

Hawaiian judge says he has to impeach anyway.

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (zjwe/)

38 Dersh has said impeachment and removal is Constitutionally unpossible
https://tinyurl.com/y4xrhows
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)
++++
I wonder why Dersh thinks that matters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (UZVEt)

39 In a full televised Senate trial, the defense playing hour after hour of Democratic politicians inciting and fomenting violence would be a hoot to watch.

Cause trials have both discovery, and the presentation of a defense, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (3D/fK)

40 In a just world, the next four years would be spent bringing impeachment and censure against Pelosi, Schumer, AOC, Joey FingerRape and Kamala CarpetBurns Harris.

But that would require nutt hairs and our boys still have squeaky voices.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (G0bXQ)

41 Headline : McConnell retreats into his shell.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (M+Lyo)

42 @29

Normally I would defer to Dersh on matters constitutional but seeing as we have already had one Seinfeld Impeachment and are currently being overtaken by the CCP, I wouldn't put anything past the Uniparty and John "Is it a tax or is it a sandwhich" Roberts and his merry band of umpires.

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Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (YYlyE)

44 https://bit.ly/3oJHyMd

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (YYlyE)

45 Related:

@PhilipWegmann

It's not just HFC Chairman Andy Biggs calling for Cheney to resign. A spokesman for the House Freedom Caucus tells me "all of our members are on board."


How long has Cheney been in Congress??

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

46 He's still and always will be Mitch the bitch.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (s2e/j)

47 This is actually perfect. McConnell can now drag out the impeachment trial for weeks, possibly months putting a big monkey wrench in the democrat legislative agenda. You want to impeach blumpf? Ok let's spend months doing it fucktards while you try and explain to your constituents why you aren't getting anything done.

Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (PvswE)

48 Looks like The Golden Scalp is gonna be dancing in a ballroom in Botox Nan's head for the next few years.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (o2MD2)

49 GOP leadership was blindsided by McConnell when the NYT broke news he was "pleased" about President Trump's impeachment


Liars and fools.

Posted by: Love at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

50 I hope the chans and Sabo steal their raised fist symbol for us.

MAGA gear with their favorite symbol on all of it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (OssQ4)

51 Is it cynical to automatically assume Mitch is simply protecting the Uniparty? An impeachment hurts the dumbcluk dems and the GOP (because of the e faction).

The best case scenario is for the uniparty is to ignore Trump and the Trumpsters, move on in business as usual on the 20th and let the outrage die down so they gradually sulk back into the boiling pot.

Posted by: Keith at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (jdGlx)

52 I think the House will impeach. But a Senate trial conviction? Nope. But this will give red meat to all the dems and leftists (BIRM) that they impeached Trump twice.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)

53 Remember what I said about congress critters being dumb? Yeah, that Liz Cheney is a regular rocket surgeon, huh?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (kTF2Z)

54 So Mitch, the guy tries to plan things out to least hurt his constituents graft chances isn't looking to have those chances killed by suicidaly going after the guy his own party likes more than any other member of the party.

Who'd have guessed he didn't want to lead a modern Whig party?

Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (Ojki1)

55 Does it matter what's "legal"? They're gonna make sh*t up as they go I'm afraid.
Posted by: JROD at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (0jZnq)


The legal experts of twatter say it's legal, so it's legal. CNN has sources that confirm.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (L8ADy)

56 Liz Cheney thought we would welcome her as a liberator.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (xPl2J)

57 But I believe the Constitution says you can hold an impeachment for a federal official. Not a former federal official. Trump will be a private citizen on January 20th. There is no impeachment for private citizens.

It'll be Double Secret Impeachment!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (ejd/p)

58 39 In a full televised Senate trial, the defense playing hour after hour of Democratic politicians inciting and fomenting violence would be a hoot to watch.

Cause trials have both discovery, and the presentation of a defense, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (3D/fK)

Saying your crime is justified because others committed crimes is not admissible evidence.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

59 Cause trials have both discovery, and the presentation of a defense, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

That's kind of why I think it won't happen: can you imagine if Cruz and Hawley start showing all the evidence? TV stations would have to cut the feed. I watched a couple of the state legislative hearings, it was really damning.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (GZ/yK)

60 Why does Xi want to wait until the 19th?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (Ndje9)

61 P.S. - Don't care what the GOP does or doesn't do. Still ain't a giving them any money. Still ain't gonna bother to vote.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (G0bXQ)

62 Trump got 68% of the vote in Wyoming in 2016. 69% in 2020.

Liz Cheney chose poorly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

63 52 I think the House will impeach. But a Senate trial conviction? Nope. But this will give red meat to all the dems and leftists (BIRM) that they impeached Trump twice.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)

But we are vegetarians! Send us red beets!

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (ONvIw)

64 If the day ever comes when there is a Dem (or even a GOPe) in the WH, with us like-minded people in control of the House and Senate -- there needs to be an impeachment. Actually 2 or 3. Why? Because screw them. And once these deeds are done, then we can sit across the battlefield from the leftists, request they lay down their arms so we can discuss the terms of their surrender. Until then, any talk of "unity" is nothing more than what I scrape off my shoe after walking through a cow pasture.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (N39Ws)

65 > I hope the chans and Sabo steal their raised fist symbol for us.

Just draw a penis in the clenched fist.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (YYlyE)

66 Liz Cheney thought we would welcome her as a liberator.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (xPl2J)

---------

Perfect. Also stolen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (kTF2Z)

67 I hope the chans and Sabo steal their raised fist symbol for us.

MAGA gear with their favorite symbol on all of it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (OssQ4)


I think for now, the clenched fist holding a dick meme is working just fine.

7 seconds and a marker is all we ask.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (L8ADy)

68 "Senior GOP" means corrupt trash like Blount and Thune up for re-election in 2022. Quaint that they think anything can be done to remove them if they serve the State.

If they actually were concerned they would demand McConnell step aside.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (UrNY/)

69 Ace, I laughed at the update on the shelves. And I don't think the Donks care about legal/illegal as long as it hurts OrangeManBad. It's a brave new world now it seems. Welcome to 2021.

Posted by: turambar at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (Gylu/)

70 Blech!

That old man's ass tastes like turpentine, dirt and cotton.

Posted by: Democrats, eating turtle ass at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (sVFtl)

71 I hope the chans and Sabo steal their raised fist symbol for us.

Just draw a penis in the clenched fist.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (YYlyE)

Testicles

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (M+Lyo)

72 Hah the Constitution!

THAT IS ADORABLE!!!

Yeah, the Left has law professors who will say that convicting a President of impeachment (yeah I know that isn't exactly correct but close as I can get) after they have left office is perfectly cool and Thomas Jefferson would have love Love LOVED to have done just that!

Or some crap.

So they can do whatever they want. The Constitution (SO ADORBS!) lays out 2 punishments for impeachment. Removal from office and prevention from holding further office. Again, legal scholars say stuff about that. Like there is scholarship that says the Presidency is not an office that is banned by impeachment. Law talkers can talk law.

Ultimately it doesn't matter, Trump isn't running in 2024 from Dubai.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (ZfRYq)

73 This is actually perfect. McConnell can now drag out the impeachment trial for weeks, possibly months putting a big monkey wrench in the democrat legislative agenda. You want to impeach blumpf? Ok let's spend months doing it fucktards while you try and explain to your constituents why you aren't getting anything done.
Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (PvswE)

Uh, once the new Congress starts, McConnel will not be in charge of the agenda.

Schumer will be.

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (oHd/0)

74 Does it matter what's "legal"? They're gonna make sh*t up as they go I'm afraid.

--

Most certainly true. We are post-law. We are post-America. And Joe Biden is not president of America, since he lost. He may be president of whatever this country is now (by crook), but he is not president of America.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (O+I8R)

75 I wonder why Dersh thinks that matters.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (UZVEt)


He's been delusional about the character of the donks forever, even after defending DJT in the Senate trial and seeing what evil retards opposed him. That's hard to cure.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (y7DUB)

76 Now the Capitol has roadblocks, and is thick with NG who are dressed for Omaha beach.

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (ONvIw)

77 Trump got 68% of the vote in Wyoming in 2016. 69% in 2020.

Nice.

Posted by: spindrift at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (h5TKJ)

78 56 Liz Cheney thought we would welcome her as a liberator.


Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (xPl2J)

Liz Cheney needs to be liberated from being the 3rd most powerful Rethugican in the House. The mere fact she ascended to that role is reason enough to hate the GOPe.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (N39Ws)

79 ....delivering a fatal blow to Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Be still my heart.
I just can't wait for this to occur!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (gtatv)

80 Nobody cares what the house does. If they impeach pizza will people point at it and declare Pizza was impeached, I ain't gonna eat none? Kinda Stupid that people worry about what a congress with 15% approval thinks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (o2MD2)

81 The dems and the gop estabs seem very intent on keeping the outrage machine going for as long as they possibly can. I believe the purpose is to pass as many liberty and rights killing laws as they possibly can. The estabs are there to give the dem commies cover.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (r+sAi)

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Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM


Still pissed that no one delivers to my state, but I can drive across the border, buy up all the ammo I see* and come back with it.

*which is to say almost none

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (ejd/p)

83 >>> 33 Ebony Bowden is the author. Affirmative action hire?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)


Look granny! She done changed the name I giv'd her.

Posted by: Jethro at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (w3rBT)

84
P.S. - Don't care what the GOP does or doesn't do. Still ain't a giving them any money. Still ain't gonna bother to vote.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (G0bXQ)

What happened to all the money they raised to fight the election fraud?

Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

85 76 Now the Capitol has roadblocks, and is thick with NG who are dressed for Omaha beach.

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (ONvIw)
And fences!! Despite citizens being told for four years that fences don't work. But they can protect congress-critters.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (N39Ws)

86 Has W popped up yet to say "we have to fight them over here so we don't have to fight them over there"?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (UrNY/)

87 29 Dersh has said impeachment and removal is Constitutionally unpossible

https://tinyurl.com/y4xrhows

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)


WE will decide what's in the Constitution!

/s/ Breyer, Sotomayor, Kagan, and four RBG admirers nominated by Joey B and confirmed by Schumer's Senate.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (AMIL/)

88 Trump got 68% of the vote in Wyoming in 2016. 69% in 2020.
Liz Cheney chose poorly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)


That sentiment will only grow as Biden starts cracking down on cheap domestic energy.

Posted by: Keith at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (jdGlx)

89 Just seen that Swallwell is an impeachment 'manager"
They're just rubbing our faces in it now....

Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)

90 Liz Cheney needs to be liberated from being the 3rd most powerful Rethugican in the House. The mere fact she ascended to that role is reason enough to hate the GOPe.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (N39Ws)


Liz "little dick" Cheney

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (M+Lyo)

91 No, bonhomme. I mean just straight up, unironically steal their symbol away from them, and use it for our own.

Just to make them even madder. Also to confuse the FBI.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (OssQ4)

92 Mollie Hemingway is a star and under appreciated.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (IsWuk)

93 And, believe it or not, I don't think Biden wants Trump convicted. There is the story that he went to talk to Schumer to ask if they could hold impeachment AND enact his agenda. The spin on that is that Slow Joe wants to make sure both can happen.

But he was in the Senate during the Clinton impeachment, if he can remember. And he knows that there is NO business before the Senate other than the trial. He doesn't want the trial in there cock blocking his agenda.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (ZfRYq)

94 Thank heaven we dispensed with all the funny clothes and makeup for kabuki here. And besides the postures, gestures and singing are exhausting.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (glGDV)

95 There is no impeachment for private citizens.
Isn't that a "bill of attainder"

Article I. Section IX, Clause III

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (3aI0K)

96 In unrelated news, the state governments of Cheney and many GOPe just sent bids to Dominion Voting Systems.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (DBPIP)

97 They're just rubbing our faces in it now....
Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)


Now?

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (ZfRYq)

98 Just seen that Swallwell is an impeachment 'manager"
They're just rubbing our faces in it now....
Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)


The Spy who sharted

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (M+Lyo)

99 85 76 Now the Capitol has roadblocks, and is thick with NG who are dressed for Omaha beach.

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (ONvIw)
And fences!! Despite citizens being told for four years that fences don't work. But they can protect congress-critters.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (N39Ws)

There's approx 20,000 NG deployed to DC now. The invasion of Grenada in 1983 took less than 10,000 ground troops

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (Izzlo)

100 I'm assuming resistance of any kind will not be tolerated under the communist government--not even quiet resistance. You will genuflect or you will be punished.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (lgiXo)

101 Trump got 68% of the vote in Wyoming in 2016. 69% in 2020.

Liz Cheney chose poorly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)


Just like those dueling fucksticks in Tennessee, Bob Corker before he left and Bizarre Alexander.

Fucking Seventeenth amendment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (y7DUB)

102 Following Obama's lead, they'll probably just execute Trump via drone strike.

Posted by: windbag at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (pkjYI)

103 Just seen that Swallwell is an impeachment 'manager"
They're just rubbing our faces in it now....


Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)

Well then we know it stinks and is full of shit.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)

104 Who, who, who could have predicted that Team Cheney/Establishment GOP's domestic "regime change" efforts would be about as well thought out and executed as their foreign regime change efforts?

Now that, *that*, is the truth.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (ZGrMX)

105 92 Mollie Hemingway is a star and under appreciated.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (IsWuk)

--

She's appreciated. She's wonderful.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (DBPIP)

106 29 Dersh has said impeachment and removal is Constitutionally unpossible

https://tinyurl.com/y4xrhows

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)


Dersh defended Trump in first impeachment so he is an unperson.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (ZfRYq)

107 46 He's still and always will be Mitch the bitch.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (s2e/j)

The Once and Future Bitch.
-T.H. White

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (lmikk)

108 Brain needle.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (xfb67)

109 95 There is no impeachment for private citizens.
Isn't that a "bill of attainder"

Article I. Section IX, Clause III
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (3aI0K)

Next up? Biden's new Attorney General will bring Trump up on charges of incitement to riot and insurrection.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (oHd/0)

110 Now?

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (ZfRYq)

Yeah, I know...

Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (gm1+L)

111 Translation: The votes aren't there to remove Donald Trump in an impeachment trial.
Posted by: SMOD

The number of constituents sending " never again another red cent " messages are starting to add up. Too late asshoes!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (s2e/j)

112 >>> 73 This is actually perfect. McConnell can now drag out the impeachment trial for weeks, possibly months putting a big monkey wrench in the democrat legislative agenda. You want to impeach blumpf? Ok let's spend months doing it fucktards while you try and explain to your constituents why you aren't getting anything done.
Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (PvswE)


Like there is no voting there will be no legislation. Biden will just put his name to whatever executive orders are placed in front of him and they will become the law of the land. Every judge will now rule that it is perfectly proper for the president to void old decisions or create new one's to their heart's content.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (w3rBT)

113 Mollie is simply top drawer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (o2MD2)

114 Hey! I have it on good authority (NYT) that McConnel is actually looking forward to impeaching Trump! It says so on Twitter!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (CjFDo)

115 101 Trump got 68% of the vote in Wyoming in 2016. 69% in 2020.

Liz Cheney chose poorly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

Just like those dueling fucksticks in Tennessee, Bob Corker before he left and Bizarre Alexander.

Fucking Seventeenth amendment.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (y7DUB)

It's almost like they fear no consequences from the voters. Now whatever would give them that idea?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (xfb67)

116
There's approx 20,000 NG deployed to DC now. The invasion of Grenada in 1983 took less than 10,000 ground troops

What the actual hell? Will Senile Joe be wearing a faux military uniform?
Will they be forcing people to genuflect before the new order?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (lgiXo)

117 Remember that there will be defense portion of the senate trial that could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Have a thousand witnesses testify and keep this going for months.

Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (PvswE)

118 Haven't asked about Barron Trump in a while. Can only imagine what he's thinking. Being a kid while all this happens to your dad can't be easy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (G0bXQ)

119 They screwed up. They should have passed out the 2k stimulus checks. By giving people $600 and wanting to run another impeachment, folks have noticed. They want the free money, not another impeachment show.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (JKNZq)

120 Who wrote this crap? Are there just no editors alive any longer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM


Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (DMUuz)

121 Craven as he is, no one ever accused the Turtle of being dumb.

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (3Zp/H)

122 103 Just seen that Swallwell is an impeachment 'manager"
They're just rubbing our faces in it now....


Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)

Well then we know it stinks and is full of shit.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)

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I want Jack Prosobiec to do a live Chinese translation of Swalwell's floor speech for the CCP audience.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (DBPIP)

123 Mollie is simply top drawer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (o2MD2)

Top shelf at Ace's place.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (KnJdm)

124 Mitt Romney
45s

Along with millions of other Americans I watched in horror as the Capitol, that citadel of Democracy, that sacred hall of all that we hold dear, was stormed by protesters under the auspices, and on the direct orders of the loser of November's election. But unlike millions of other horrified Americans, I had a front-row seat to the insurrection.
I still see those faces contorted with incandescent rage, spittle flying in all directions in the midst of a pandemic and I weep for this Great Nation.
I implore Senate Majority Leader McConnell to allow a vote for Impeachment prior to the 20th of this month when all right-thinking Americans welcome to office our new President, Joseph R. Biden, an decent and honorable man, whose long career devoted to public service will enable us to become one nation, united, once again.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (HrMC1)

125 Will Trump have to pay for his own lawyers if he's out of office and this happens?

I'd just ignore it and send them a facsimile of my middle finger.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (G0bXQ)

126 The number of constituents sending " never again another red cent " messages are starting to add up. Too late asshoes!
Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (s2e/j)

Their only hope is that some political SMOD drops on Biden and Kamala and they are removed, and they made sure that would never happen, so the GOP is going to be defunded.

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (ONvIw)

127 Haven't asked about Barron Trump in a while. Can only imagine what he's thinking. Being a kid while all this happens to your dad can't be easy.

SDNY has claimed at various times that they will arrest the entire Trump family as soon as he leaves office, including Barron, Ivanka, and Jared.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (ZGrMX)

128 116
There's approx 20,000 NG deployed to DC now. The invasion of Grenada in 1983 took less than 10,000 ground troops

What the actual hell? Will Senile Joe be wearing a faux military uniform?
Will they be forcing people to genuflect before the new order?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (lgiXo)

You can't be too careful with guys dressed like a buffalo roaming around.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (xfb67)

129 So we're into the Revenge of the Bushie Nerds now?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (w7uQA)

130 Liz Cheney thought we would welcome her as a liberator.

Nice callback. What, almost twenty years now?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (qc+VF)

131 Just seen that Swallwell is an impeachment 'manager"
They're just rubbing our faces in it now....


Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)

Well then we know it stinks and is full of shit.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)


It's powerful and will promote growth.

Posted by: The Directors at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (4I/2K)

132 McConnell can now drag out the impeachment trial for weeks, possibly months putting a big monkey wrench in the democrat legislative agenda.
-----------------

Oh great now McConnell is a 8D chess master? Can we please save this shit for a different timeline?

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (Sq5xa)

133 Along with millions of other Americans I watched in horror as the Capitol, that citadel of Democracy, that sacred hall of all that we hold dear, was stormed by protesters under the auspices, and on the direct orders of the loser of November's election. But unlike millions of other horrified Americans, I had a front-row seat to the insurrection.
I still see those faces contorted with incandescent rage, spittle flying in all directions in the midst of a pandemic and I weep for this Great Nation.
I implore Senate Majority Leader McConnell to allow a vote for Impeachment prior to the 20th of this month when all right-thinking Americans welcome to office our new President, Joseph R. Biden, an decent and honorable man, whose long career devoted to public service will enable us to become one nation, united, once again.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (HrMC1)
That sounds just pathetic enough to be real.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (lgiXo)

134 This banana republic sure does have nice lounge chairs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (G0bXQ)

And the most luxurious bananas.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (946rW)

135 What happened to all the money they raised to fight the election fraud?
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (DJFLF)


Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)

136 Wonder how many times Maggie Mac has tried to get her husband to fire Mollie? Gotta be more than once.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (kTF2Z)

137 118 Haven't asked about Barron Trump in a while. Can only imagine what he's thinking. Being a kid while all this happens to your dad can't be easy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (G0bXQ)

Maybe they have him locked up somewhere to keep DDT in line. (searching for explanation of no information release).

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (ONvIw)

138 119 They screwed up. They should have passed out the 2k stimulus checks. By
giving people $600 and wanting to run another impeachment, folks have
noticed. They want the free money, not another impeachment show.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (JKNZq)
Stimulus has all but been spent and forgotten. It is all about the attack on DC, orange man bad and there must be consequences for any and all who support Trump. See it locally, all across NH especially with our elected officials, and you certainly can see it nationally. They WANT an impeachment show.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (N39Ws)

139 I'm now convinced Trump has won and will be president for the next 4 years.

Be of great cheer!!!

As an early supporter of Trumps...had to get you morons on board back in 2016...I understand Trump.

I was right in 2016 and I'm right now.

Lots of people going to Gitmo over this shit.

Posted by: Trump8moreYears at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (3W80H)

140 @116

Well to be fare, there are probably more guns in an average Texas town than there were in the whole Island of Grenada.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (+nmVv)

141 Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (HrMC1)
That sounds just pathetic enough to be real.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM

Sounds just like Mitt, no?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (2k7BX)

142 Just imagine the MSM and the feds all of the sudden being forced to say that the raised fist symbol is a hate symbol.

You know, like they did with a cartoon frog and the OK sign. Only this time, with their own logo.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (OssQ4)

143 Liz Cheney needs to be liberated from being the 3rd most powerful Rethugican in the House.



Right? Bad f'ing judgement, llizka.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (AV9yQ)

144 McConnell isn't stupid, and he knows the Senate rules. My suspicion is that he knows that impeachment will die once Trump is gone, because the Dems won't want a drawn out fight over whether or not they can impeach private citizen Trump. He's probably willing to gamble that SCOTUS will want to avoid the whole issue as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (jOcSX)

145 That sounds just pathetic enough to be real.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (lgiXo)


Joe F. has a gift.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (KnJdm)

146 137 118 Haven't asked about Barron Trump in a while. Can only imagine what
he's thinking. Being a kid while all this happens to your dad can't be
easy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (G0bXQ)



Maybe they have him locked up somewhere to keep DDT in line. (searching for explanation of no information release).

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (ONvIw)
I'm surprised his private school hasn't expelled him yet.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (N39Ws)

147 Defund the GOP.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (UrNY/)

148 ShelfUpdate? We talking boobs or ace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (lmikk)

149 134 This banana republic sure does have nice lounge chairs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (G0bXQ)

And the most luxurious bananas.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (946rW)

How are the banana hammocks?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (lgiXo)

150 The Democrats will impeach. And then they will explain that it was constitutional and legal for them to do so.

Willfulness is the Hallmark of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (Eicbe)

151 Dersh has said impeachment and removal is Constitutionally unpossible
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)

This opinion is disputed, will shortly be banned from the Internet, and might be subject to termination of employment and banking privileges.

Posted by: Tech Network Monopolies at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (Z9eYb)

152 136 Wonder how many times Maggie Mac has tried to get her husband to fire Mollie? Gotta be more than once.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (kTF2Z)

An ugly untalented nepot, hating on a pretty talented woman? Nah, can't be true.

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (ONvIw)

153 You can't be too careful with guys dressed like a buffalo roaming around.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Liz Warren will use every part of the buffalo. It's he people's way

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (zjwe/)

154 Our Country: They WANT an impeachment show.

Um, Our Country, you misspelled show trial. A woke moron would use the correct vernacular comrade.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (pO7gM)

155 52 I think the House will impeach. But a Senate trial conviction? Nope. But this will give red meat to all the dems and leftists (BIRM) that they impeached Trump twice.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)


I hope at least 34 out of 50 GOP Senators will vote to acquit whenever the ShamTrial is conducted, but today I would not bet a day-old donut on that.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (AMIL/)

156 Will Trump have to pay for his own lawyers if he's out of office and this happens?


I would consider that a transition expense and bill the treasury under the Former Presidents Act.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (yQpMk)

157 The Democrats are about to embark on their wet dream of controlling the presidency and both chambers of Congress and they are showing themselves to be whack jobs hell-bent for revenge.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (HrMC1)

158 I would say the CDC needs to urgently figure out what is happening on
Capitol Hill. There IS some sort of infectious brain eating pathogen
spreading around. But I think many of the professionals there have it
too, so it could be tough for them to figure out the problem.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (3aI0K)

159 Wonder how many times Maggie Mac has tried to get her husband to fire Mollie? Gotta be more than once.

What's funny is that he's sounded more conservative since they got married. She must be into the hate-fucking.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (ZGrMX)

160 Liz Cheney just wants to another endless war to leverage for donations and graft. That it ends up killing deplorable white guys is just for fun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (w7uQA)

161 Is there is something in principle wrong with congress critters be just a wee bit afraid of the voters?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (lgiXo)

162 Liz Cheney thought we would welcome her as a liberator.


as sex furniture?

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (4I/2K)

163 I'm surprised his private school hasn't expelled him yet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (N39Ws)

Maybe it's virtual and they don't let him speak or show his picture

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ONvIw)

164 >>> SDNY has claimed at various times that they will arrest the entire Trump family as soon as he leaves office, including Barron, Ivanka, and Jared.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (ZGrMX)

Too late for the Tower Of Washington?

Posted by: Biden VIII at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (w3rBT)

165 I think this has nothing to do with Trump at all. Mitch is not going to take any part of setting the rules for this. He is delaying simply to give the hot potato to Schumer.

Schumer, of course, does not want it to be solely DEM responsibility, which is why he wanted to utilize the "emergency" stuff.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (6/LtX)

166 134 This banana republic sure does have nice lounge chairs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (G0bXQ)

And the most luxurious bananas.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (946rW)

A Banana Hammock does not, how you say, guarantee the size of the banana.

Posted by: The Paulo at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (lmikk)

167 Pelosi apparently told the US House 40 minutes ago that she's a child.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (3aI0K)

168 I think the House will impeach. But a Senate trial conviction? Nope. But this will give red meat to all the dems and leftists (BIRM) that they impeached Trump twice.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)

And by doing so, they have cheapened the concept of Impeachment

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (HrMC1)

169 You can't be too careful with guys dressed like a buffalo roaming around.

I'm a little disappointed I haven't yet seen a meme showing that guy vs. the Flintstones "Order of the Water Buffalo" or whatever it was called.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ZGrMX)

170 Trump got 68% of the vote in Wyoming in 2016. 69% in 2020.

Liz Cheney chose poorly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself

Perhaps. As loathsome as she is appearing now, I would bet 500 quatloos that she gets re-elected in 2022.

All about opposing the Biden program or some such luke-warm twaddle.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (vcOmj)

171 132 McConnell can now drag out the impeachment trial for weeks, possibly months putting a big monkey wrench in the democrat legislative agenda.
-----------------

Oh great now McConnell is a 8D chess master? Can we please save this shit for a different timeline?

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (Sq5xa)


Schumer will become Senate Majority leader in 7 days.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (AMIL/)

172 So can we impeach private citizen Clinton for rape now too??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ab0zp)

173 From the "Ideas That Would Have Got You Put In an Asylum Five Years Ago But Now Actually Kind of Tame" File:

Google/Big Tech will eventually build armed robots to remotely identify (face/gait recognition), control and subdue Trump supporters/kulaks when needed

Crazy or Not Crazy? YOU decide

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (Sq5xa)

174 Mitt Romney

45s


The only appropriate response for any statement by Romney is "Traitor."

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (kOpft)

175 It's beginning to look like I'll not be voting for any Republican candidates for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: aelfheld at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (IxDhF)

176
What happened to all the money they raised to fight the election fraud?
Posted by: kallisto


Three-martini lunches don't just serve themselves...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (EGyGV)

177 Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Crenshaw will keep an eye on them, fer shure.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (vcOmj)

178 157 The Democrats are about to embark on their wet dream of controlling the presidency and both chambers of Congress and they are showing themselves to be whack jobs hell-bent for revenge.
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Well they are all whack jobs from Hell. Its how they sell themselves. It seems to work, too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (w7uQA)

179 McConnell can now drag out the impeachment trial for
weeks, possibly months putting a big monkey wrench in the democrat
legislative agenda.

-----------------



Oh great now McConnell is a 8D chess master? Can we please save this shit for a different timeline?

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (Sq5xa)


Whatever McConnell does or does not do... whatever Congress does or does not do... because of fraud, he and they now has no more claim to legitimacy than does Biden. Government that does not have the consent of the governed is illegal and has no moral authority to expect compliance.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (946rW)

180 I think the House will impeach. But a Senate trial conviction? Nope. But
this will give red meat to all the dems and leftists (BIRM) that they
impeached Trump twice.



Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)



And by doing so, they have cheapened the concept of Impeachment

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (HrMC1)

Let them have their show trials. It is revealing for the normies.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (KnJdm)

181 Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)

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Crenshaw has proven that he's only good at taking orders. The man is no leader.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (DBPIP)

182 143 Lynne Cheney grew up more or less in DC, she only won in Wyoming because of name and probably is ready to shed her ties to those yokels. She found out she did not have the popularity to take on Lummus and McConnell would not let her take on Enzi who is part of his inner circle.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (pO7gM)

183 17 DESIGN STRIPPED AR-15 FORGED LOWER RECEIVER - MIL-SPEC - BLACK

$100

link to follow

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (YYlyE)

184 Lots of people going to Gitmo over this shit.
Posted by: Trump8moreYears at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (3W80H)
++++
HAHAHHA.
:: wipes tear ::

If anyone lands in Gitmo, it's going to be honest Americans.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (UZVEt)

185 Mollie, this is a great column but did you have to call my wife a deranged, Twinkie snarfing hose beast?

Posted by: Ben Domenech at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (kTF2Z)

186 https://bit.ly/2XCjBdV

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (YYlyE)

187 @177

Well, at least one eye.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (+nmVv)

188 In other news, the CIA is releasing information about UFOs. Very soon
the question will not be whether there is more than one intelligent
civilization in the galaxy, but whether there is ONE.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (3aI0K)

189 This is actually perfect. McConnell can now drag out the impeachment trial for weeks, possibly months putting a big monkey wrench in the democrat legislative agenda. You want to impeach blumpf? Ok let's spend months doing it fucktards while you try and explain to your constituents why you aren't getting anything done.
Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM


I've asked the Senate to work a half-day on impeachment, and a half-day on the people's CCP's business.

Posted by: Joseph R. Biden, Office Of The President-Elect at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (DMUuz)

190 172 So can we impeach private citizen Clinton for rape PEDOPHILIA now too??


Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ab0zp)

FIFY because we all know its true with his ties to Epstein.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (N39Ws)

191 Biden and His Handlers will have done 500 actual impeachable things within the first 30 days. Republicans will tell us its reprehensible to be so hateful and not give the other side a "chance" to lead.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (Sq5xa)

192 Well, at least one eye.

THAT'S THE JOKE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (ZGrMX)

193 >>>Until then, any talk of "unity" is nothing more than what I scrape off my shoe after walking through a cow pasture.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (N39Ws)

=======

Obligatory

"This is not who we are." - GOPe

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (SVRfQ)

194 167 Pelosi apparently told the US House 40 minutes ago that she's a child.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (3aI0K)

Like full on dementia stuff or some bizarre speech?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (Zm+LZ)

195 Why the leftards really, really hate Trump? In 4 years he proved their stupidity wrong on every front. Most everything he was involved with was a success. They have not successfully taken anything but a shit in 20 years.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (o2MD2)

196 Is there is something in principle wrong with congress critters be just a wee bit afraid of the voters?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (lgiXo)

It is a necessary state for liberty according to Jefferson.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (946rW)

197 What happened to all the money they raised to fight the election fraud?
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)

He will certainly keep an eye on it.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (4I/2K)

198 I can be pretty dumb so maybe this is just another dumb thought, but....
What if Trump encourages the impeachment? Think of the coverage. And in between a little defense -we know they have nothing- just start laying out all the election fraud and hammer the corruption in DC. Keep quoting all the Democrats that encouraged real violence. Start calling out all the politicians that have enriched themselves as a public servant, by name. Live. I think it would be good TV.

Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (DB16e)

199 Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)


No penalty for this time, though? Why is that you asshole, Crenshaw? China money? Just stupidity?

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (ONvIw)

200 Oh great now McConnell is a 8D chess master? Can we please save this shit for a different timeline?

Posted by: ...

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The #twoweeks timeline.

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (JDHhl)

201 I know this isn't new, but I just don't get it. Trump is an idiot, a liar, a failure, incompetent, and no one likes him. President StinkFinger just absolutely walloped him in the EC and popular vote.

Why are they so afraid of him running again?

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (QqhVI)

202 Transition: wanna bet how often Plugs tells us that he screwed up something because Orange Man wouldn't transition to him?

Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (U39us)

203 The Democrats are about to embark on their wet dream of controlling the presidency and both chambers of Congress and they are showing themselves to be whack jobs hell-bent for revenge.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (HrMC1)
----------------------

Revenge is just The Narrative, as if they have something legitimate to be vengeful for. It's not about revenge, it's about pure evil subjugation.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (Sq5xa)

204 Mittens is so fucking pathetic

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (3Zp/H)

205 In other news, the CIA is releasing information about UFOs. Very soon
the question will not be whether there is more than one intelligent
civilization in the galaxy, but whether there is ONE.


Any aliens dumb enough to be caught by the Catastrophic Intelligence Abortion certainly aren't intelligent.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (ZGrMX)

206 195 Why the leftards really, really hate Trump? In 4 years he proved their stupidity wrong on every front. Most everything he was involved with was a success. They have not successfully taken anything but a shit in 20 years.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (o2MD2)

Funny thing is, Biden will do the exact same thing. I mean the stupidity, not the success thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (xfb67)

207 The only rather amusing thing in an otherwise somber occasion in Trump's recent Alamo,TX speech is he correctly pointed out that the 25th was not a threat to him but will be used on Joe in the near future by his own party no less.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (pO7gM)

208 Pelosi apparently told the US House 40 minutes ago that she's a child.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (3aI0K)

Like full on dementia stuff or some bizarre speech?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead

A function of "you are what you eat"?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (OssQ4)

209 Liz Cheney needs to be liberated from being the 3rd most powerful Rethugican in the House. The mere fact she ascended to that role is reason enough to hate the GOPe.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (N39Ws)

But she won't because the GOP only punished Tea Party and Trump supporters in the chamber. This is not speculation, it is fact.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (saZtE)

210 190 172 So can we impeach private citizen Clinton for rape PEDOPHILIA now too??


Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ab0zp)

FIFY because we all know its true with his ties to Epstein.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (N39Ws)

--

Hunter WILL go down for pedo shit. That's no Q fantasy, and Joe will have some explaining to do to.

Of course it all could've been part of the plan to put Kamala in anyway.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (DBPIP)

211 It's powerful and will promote growth.
Posted by: The Directors at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (4I/2K)


A meme before there were memes!

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (ZfRYq)

212
Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else
was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)

Fuck that south hating bastard in particular.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (946rW)

213 Breitbart is reporting Rep Lauren Bobert has been locked out of her Twitter account until inauguration day.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (YYlyE)

214 On a serious note, Trump is running out of time to let loose the 40,000 indictments currently under seal. /s

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (6/LtX)

215 202 Transition: wanna bet how often Plugs tells us that he screwed up something because Orange Man wouldn't transition to him?
Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (U39us)

Why would Trump transition to a senile old man with a criminal child or two?

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (ONvIw)

216 Babylon Bee: "Trump praised for accepting election results 4 years quicker than Hillary Clinton did"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (N39Ws)

217 188 In other news, the CIA is releasing information about UFOs. Very soon
the question will not be whether there is more than one intelligent
civilization in the galaxy, but whether there is ONE.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (3aI0K)

That explains Biden. Aliens having sucking his brain out through his anus. That's Hisanus not Uranus.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (lgiXo)

218 154 Our Country: They WANT an impeachment show.

Um, Our Country, you misspelled show trial. A woke moron would use the correct vernacular comrade.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (pO7gM)


Zombie Roland Freisler, or Andrei Vishinsky?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (rlfg3)

219 On a bad ride home Prager played a few good Republican speeches on the floor of Congress, at least not all are sell outs

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (Cxk7w)

220 214 On a serious note, Trump is running out of time to let loose the 40,000 indictments currently under seal. /s
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (6/LtX)

You sick of that bullshit, too.

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (ONvIw)

221 Donald Trump shit my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (Geoni)

222 Your Cousin, From, Boston.

I hate those fucking commercials. And it doesn't help that the company is about as left-wing as possible.

BTW, does anyone know when the stereotype of a Bostonian went from proper Brahmin (think Charles Emerson Winchester) to a dumbass Southie broseph?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)

223 @201

Because in a fair fight, he would destroy them.

And they know that.

And that's what this is all about.

The depths they had to go to to defeat him, at some level, must feel humiliating.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (+nmVv)

224 Isn't a cranshaw a type of melon?

Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (ONvIw)

225 Well, I guess that Insurrection Act porn I kind of enjoyed a few days ago was wrong. Too bad.

Why must all porn be filled with lies?

The hard way it is. I agree with the one poster. Hopeless. Hopeless. Never Going to change. Screwed. Hopeless.

All shit breaks loose...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (v2c9/)

226 It's why the Dems plotted to give Trump to send off year they did. The politicians in Washington can't have the people seeing what high-energy non-politicians can get done.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (Eicbe)

227 In other news, the CIA is releasing information about UFOs. Very soon the question will not be whether there is more than one intelligent civilization in the galaxy, but whether there is ONE.

Heh. I clicked on several documents in that release. Every single one was an interview with someone who claimed to have seen a UFO.

GROUNDBREAKING!!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (YYlyE)

228 213 Breitbart is reporting Rep Lauren Bobert has been locked out of her Twitter account until inauguration day.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (YYlyE)


Ted Kaczynski is in Supermax, Jack Dorsey - his look-alike - is running around free.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (rlfg3)

229 This is actually reassuring. Yertle The Turtle is ending the farce effectively.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (jOfBM)

230 BTW, does anyone know when the stereotype of a Bostonian went from proper Brahmin (think Charles Emerson Winchester) to a dumbass Southie broseph?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)

Matt Damon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (xfb67)

231 Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else
was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)


Also they do not get a fucking next time. Even blind, deaf retards don't trust them to do next time what they refused to do this time.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (946rW)

232 Transition: wanna bet how often Plugs tells us that he screwed up something because Orange Man wouldn't transition to him?
Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (U39us)

Hundreds of times--when he doesn't just outright say he "inherited' problems from Trump.

If China invades Taiwan or if the Norks start with their Nukes again, it will be Trump's fault.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:36 PM (HrMC1)

233 BTW, does anyone know when the stereotype of a Bostonian went from proper Brahmin (think Charles Emerson Winchester) to a dumbass Southie broseph?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)


MATT DAMON!!!!

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:36 PM (ZfRYq)

234 Is there is something in principle wrong with congress critters be just a wee bit afraid of the voters?

Posted by: N.L. Urker

-----

Just heard hannity on the radio saying, with respect to the inauguration next week, that we have to protect politicians and the capitol.

My response (virtually screaming at the radio): Why? Did they protect Americans and their jobs and their businesses and their lives during the last year of riots + lockdowns?

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 03:36 PM (JDHhl)

235 The "Talk of Impeachment" is to keep Trump on the defensive for the remainder of his lame duck days. That's all it is.

They have a dozen other subjects they are ready to move onto RIGHT NOW - but I'm trying to decide whether they will overwhelm us with a single Fake story for everyone to focus on while they set fire to everything, or 50 detailed stories per day about their fires to continue demoralizing the shit out of us.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:36 PM (Sq5xa)

236 This is actually reassuring. Yertle The Turtle is ending the farce effectively.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (jOfBM)

For his own selfish reasons, but yeah. He ended it.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (HrMC1)

237
They have not successfully taken anything but a shit in 20 years.
Posted by: Xipe Totec



*eye twitches randomly*

Posted by: EPA Building Hallway at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (EGyGV)

238
They want to fire someone from a job he's already left.

These people are like crazed Mexican soldiers at the Alamo, bayonetting and shooting the bodies of dead Texicans for hours after the battle was over.

I think they're past caring how despicable and insane they look to people like us. Forcing us to put up with their deranged bullshit is part of the kink.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (lhOmp)

239 If it's forbidden to talk about voting fraud on any medium how will it ever get fixed?
And a Democrat lead voter fraud investigation will go no where, might as well get Antifa to investigate themselves.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)

240 Transition: wanna bet how often Plugs tells us that he screwed up something because Orange Man wouldn't transition to him?

I look forward to the presser in which Joe tells the world he wanted to transition but wasn't allowed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (H5knJ)

241 Probably said before, but bears repeating: There are going to be people who walked into the Capitol (following the crowd, not attacking or destroying) who are more harshly that Hillary Clinton was for freakin' making the highest security intel available to our enemies via her hacked illegal mail server. And as for body count, not only 30 plus people in Benghazi were left to die (and would have if people had not defied orders), but 30 or so intel assets in China were murdered after she sent an email w/their names.

I can't even.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

242 BTW, does anyone know when the stereotype of a Bostonian went from proper Brahmin (think Charles Emerson Winchester) to a dumbass Southie broseph?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)

Matt Damon.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Dude, that's

MATT DAMON!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (vcOmj)

243 @222

The only accent that's more annoying than an affected Boston Accent is a NY Brooklyn Accent.

I gotta berl some wader ta trow in da terlet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (+nmVv)

244 Everything done in the next 4 years will be a clusterfuck. Everything. And they will try to blame Trump. It ain't gonna work. They broke it, now they're gonna buy it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (o2MD2)

245 JoeF. You got me . It was a long post and I'm on my phone so I didn't see your name right away. You're spot on though!

Posted by: Mishdog at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (F/Rk0)

246 200 Shane S.
McConnell is King Log, Pelosi is King Stork.

McConnell uses his position to gather grift for his favored lieutenants and going below 40 GOP senators ends the grifting opportunities. He is letting the Senate Dems go ahead and choose between hurting their own policy agenda and nominations or satisfy the rabid base by a pointless impeachment. It puts the dilemma on Schumer and Biden's handlers.

McConnell prefers to do nothing unless he is getting paid for it.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (pO7gM)

247 BTW, does anyone know when the stereotype of a Bostonian went from proper Brahmin (think Charles Emerson Winchester) to a dumbass Southie broseph?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)

The SAWX are wicked good!

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (HrMC1)

248 We still lack leadership as our votes have been over-ridden and our free speech is suppressed and the courts have rejected justice.

Every fucking named Conservative out there is preaching acceptance and kneeling and 'using the war of ideas'.

Fuck.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (uxJPn)

249 BTW, does anyone know when the stereotype of a Bostonian went from proper Brahmin (think Charles Emerson Winchester) to a dumbass Southie broseph?

I blame Truman Capote.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (YYlyE)

250 Heh. I clicked on several documents in that release. Every single one was an interview with someone who claimed to have seen a UFO.

GROUNDBREAKING!!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (YYlyE)


A lot of the ones I clicked on were some USAF guy saying, hey, thanks for sending that dossier over we'll be reviewing it soon!

And then translations of Russian talk radio with someone from Yakutsk saying they got anal probed.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (ZfRYq)

251 Why even bother with impeachment? Unless the democrats think they will never be out of power. The reluctance to go after the opponent was because of the fear of retaliation. The dems don't fear retaliation. They should.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (0OmEj)

252 Let them have their show trials. It is revealing for the normies.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (KnJdm)


Afraid I have to disagree on that. The normies think the only news they need to know what they see on failbook. Anything on failbook is bound to only show congress doing the right thing, any dissenting voice will be deplatformed. That sewer called failbook has to be nuked and it has to be nuked now.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (wpzq6)

253 These people are like crazed Mexican soldiers at the Alamo, bayonetting and shooting the bodies of dead Texicans for hours after the battle was over.

Yeah!

Posted by: zombie benito mussolini at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (H5knJ)

254 17 DESIGN STRIPPED AR-15 FORGED LOWER RECEIVER - MIL-SPEC - BLACK



$100



link to follow

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (YYlyE)

Same site has Anderson stripped receivers for $70.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

255 But I want more WARS!

---Liz "War Cock" Cheney

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

256 Since they won't be impeaching the President, I expect Roberts to say he doesn't need to preside.

So he can catch up on his Netflix binging

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (YboWf)

257 On a bad ride home Prager played a few good Republican speeches on the floor of Congress, at least not all are sell outs

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (Cxk7w)

But all the best Repukes *do* is make speeches during Hearings.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (Sq5xa)

258 Also they do not get a fucking next time. Even
blind, deaf retards don't trust them to do next time what they refused
to do this time.




Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (946rW)

This. The GOP is dead. What comes after?

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)

259 And a Democrat lead voter fraud investigation will go no where, might as well get Antifa to investigate themselves.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)

After a multiyear, extensive investigation we have come to the conclusion that our only fault is that we are not commie enough.

Posted by: Antifa at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (xfb67)

260 Why must all porn be filled with lies?


How do you mean, like pro wresting?

Posted by: Zombie John "15" Holmes at January 13, 2021 03:39 PM (4I/2K)

261 What the actual hell? Will Senile Joe be wearing a faux military uniform?
Will they be forcing people to genuflect before the new order?

Posted by: N.L. Urker

Working on perfecting his Hugo Chavez impersonation as we speak.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:39 PM (s2e/j)

262 Let them have their show trials. It is revealing for the normies.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (KnJdm)



Afraid I have to disagree on that. The normies think the only news
they need to know what they see on failbook. Anything on failbook is
bound to only show congress doing the right thing, any dissenting voice
will be deplatformed. That sewer called failbook has to be nuked and it
has to be nuked now.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (wpzq6)

It is up to you to bring the glaring comparisons to their attention. The left isn't going to do it for you.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)

263 Why must all porn be filled with lies?

Dude. Say what you will, * I * delivered.

Posted by: That guy in "Big Sausage Pizza" at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (DMUuz)

264 Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) blasted what he called the double standard of his Democrat colleagues on the House floor on Wednesday, reminding Rep. Jim McGovern (D-MA) that he stood as the "first objector" to the results during the same process in 2017.

"In his opening remarks, the Democrat chair of the Rules Committee said that Republicans last week voted to overturn the results of an election," Jordan began.

"Guess who the first objector was on January 6, 2017? First objector. The Democrat chair of the Rules Committee. And guess which state he objected to? Alabama. The very first state called," Jordan said, noting Trump won the state by a massive margin.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (3aI0K)

265 241 Lizzy,
Did you ever watch Judge Joe Brown show--he once had a victim of a theft get to go to the thief's house to get something of the thief. The thief was indignant.

A classic sign of an oligarchy (debased aristocracy) is rules do not apply to oligarchs, only to plebes and serfs.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (pO7gM)

266 Hey, are you going to finish those donuts?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (jcJL9)

267 Let he who has never had crocs throw the first stone....///

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (zy+gb)

268 And a Democrat lead voter fraud investigation will go no where, might as well get Antifa to investigate themselves.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)


This is not just snark - if we want to fix voter fraud, the Republicans have to get good at cheating. Throw Dem poll watchers out. Just once. That shit will become illegal in hot minute.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (ZfRYq)

269 236 be that as it may, Turtle did the right thing. In the end, along with getting good judges through, he is a net plus. Certainly not a sassy Sasse or a flaky Flake at least.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (jOfBM)

270 McConnell will do what he thinks helps the Senate. He is more loyal to that then to his own party.

The problem with this is he feels the Senate is best served by the Chamber of Commerce.

That being said I don't trust "sources say". This can mean nothing more then McConnell's staff wishes he would say.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (6Pqz7)

271 Louie Gohmert gave a preview of what any trial would look like.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (kTF2Z)

272

EM RE-PEACH FOADDY-FI!!1!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (K2SnJ)

273 Fuck peaceful transitions of power.

These are thieves and frauds who are enabling tech tyrants.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (uxJPn)

274 248 We still lack leadership as our votes have been over-ridden and our free speech is suppressed and the courts have rejected justice.

Every fucking named Conservative out there is preaching acceptance and kneeling and 'using the war of ideas'.

Fuck.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (uxJPn)

They lost that war. They allowed voter "irregularities" and disenfranchised us while extending the franchise to dead people, green card holders, underage voters and fictitious people. I don't like their ideas, so they can count me out of their "we".

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (ONvIw)

275 Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (HrMC1)
That sounds just pathetic enough to be real.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM

Sounds just like Mitt, no?
Posted by: one of the quiet ones

Queen Nancy promised she would let him hitch a ride on her plane because of his new found terror of airports.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (s2e/j)

276
Hunter WILL go down for pedo shit. That's no Q fantasy, and Joe will have some explaining to do to.

Of course it all could've been part of the plan to put Kamala in anyway.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (DBPIP)

Big Tech wants Kamala, so yeah, that's the plan.
They'll allow the Hunter laptop story to come out when it's time.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (HrMC1)

277 Tell Mitch that I reject the VichyGOP and will be looking for a 3rd party. I wondered what would make the VichyGOP go the way of the Whigs and now we have our answer. I suspect they will be swept from office in 2022. The Bolsheviks have damn-near perfected their vast voter fraud efforts.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (+Kpte)

278 Cheney, you know that I have lost an eye, and have a right to be blind sometimes. I really do not see a signal of election fraud or legislative overreach.

Posted by: admiral lord crenshaw using a spyglass at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ab0zp)

279 How do you mean, like pro wresting?
Posted by: Zombie John "15" Holmes at January 13, 2021 03:39 PM (4I/2K)


You shut your whore mouth

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ZfRYq)

280 Just got an email from the RNC, and told them off:

You and the rest of the republicans that did not stand up for President Trump will never get another penny from us, or a single vote EVER. We've dropped our registration in the party of backstabbers, and are encouraging everyone we know to do the same.
Go to hell.
Won't have any effect, but I do feel better.

Posted by: Toni at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (/c+mq)

281 > Same site has Anderson stripped receivers for $70.

Good find!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (YYlyE)

282 I wonder how Andrew Breitbart would be handling this mess?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ptqGC)

283 They've been pulling $&@t out of their ass for some time now, it's "Calvinball" from here on out boys and girls.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (qREJU)

284 It is up to you to bring the glaring comparisons to their attention. The left isn't going to do it for you.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)


Who you going to believe, your husband of 41 years or all your liberal friends on failbook. I know exactly where I stand in that calculation.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (wpzq6)

285 255 But I want more WARS!

---Liz "War Cock" Cheney
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (ptqGC)


Go hard on China and their willing Lackeys.

Attack Canada. Be ruthless. Every last government official and their families. Our population will be about 10 million when you're done, but you got to break a few eggs.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (v2c9/)

286 Small quibble I think we should begin en masse calling it Election Fraud and not Voter Fraud. Voter fraud sounds so small and inconsequential.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (Sq5xa)

287 >>> The hard way it is. I agree with the one poster. Hopeless. Hopeless. Never Going to change. Screwed. Hopeless.
All shit breaks loose...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (v2c9/)


Can I interest you in these lovely Widening Gyres?

Posted by: Your Slouching Oligarchs at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (w3rBT)

288 Isn't it high time we impeached James Buchanan?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (YboWf)

289 Funny that Liz Cheney never enlisted, given her enthusiasm for starting new wars.

Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (3Zp/H)

290 Jim Jordan needs to cut Jim McGovern some slack, he has PTSD from the attack of the unwashed last Wednesday.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (a4EWo)

291 Good find!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (YYlyE)

That's why I like your links, to browse what else these places might have.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

292
McConnell uses his position to gather grift for his favored lieutenants and going below 40 GOP senators ends the grifting opportunities. He is letting the Senate Dems go ahead and choose between hurting their own policy agenda and nominations or satisfy the rabid base by a pointless impeachment. It puts the dilemma on Schumer and Biden's handlers.

McConnell prefers to do nothing unless he is getting paid for it.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (pO7gM)


I agree with this analysis

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (ZfRYq)

293 Ted Kaczynski is in Supermax, Jack Dorsey - his look-alike - is running around free.

Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (rlfg3)

That's so true !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (M+Lyo)

294 282 I wonder how Andrew Breitbart would be handling this mess?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ptqGC)

I know my grandfathers are turning fast enough to light up the Vegas strip right now.

Posted by: The Paulo at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (lmikk)

295 That being said I don't trust "sources say". This can mean nothing more then McConnell's staff wishes he would say.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (6Pqz7)

To be fair, the story was worded in such a way --"Mitch LIKES impeachment" that it was obviously something someone--but not Mitch or anyone close to him-- told the reporter

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (HrMC1)

296 That being said I don't trust "sources say". This can mean nothing more then McConnell's staff wishes he would say.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (6Pqz7)

I believe the sources. Elaine Chao was the first administration official to resign over 1/6 for a reason, and that was to set this up and stop Trump from pursuing the presidency and the information drop.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (ONvIw)

297 Hey, are you going to finish those donuts?
Posted by: Meghan McCain


I'm pretty sure Meggie Mac has a doughnut guy whose sole job is to keep a doughnut within her easy reach at all times.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (YYlyE)

298 Off seductive sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (lmikk)

299 Big Tech wants Kamala, so yeah, that's the plan.
They'll allow the Hunter laptop story to come out when it's time.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (HrMC1)

They will leave Joe in as long as they can. There will be no disgrace to a Good Soldier or his Family. Plenty of time to install the hell whore

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (Sq5xa)

300 288 Isn't it high time we impeached James Buchanan?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (YboWf)

His estate & grave are only about an hour away. I should go check it out sometime

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (Izzlo)

301 EMPENADA SHIT MY PANTS!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (9PsRb)

302 "In his opening remarks, the Democrat chair of the
Rules Committee said that Republicans last week voted to overturn the
results of an election," Jordan began.

"Guess who the first
objector was on January 6, 2017? First objector. The Democrat chair of
the Rules Committee. And guess which state he objected to? Alabama. The
very first state called," Jordan said, noting Trump won the state by a
massive margin.



Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (3aI0K)

Fuck Jordan too. Where the hell was he all week when his supporters were unpersoned.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)

303 It is up to you to bring the glaring comparisons to their attention. The left isn't going to do it for you.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)



Who you going to believe, your husband of 41 years or all your
liberal friends on failbook. I know exactly where I stand in that
calculation.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (wpzq6)

It took a while, and it takes patience. Mrs. is awake. It can be done.

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (KnJdm)

304 What do you suppose would happen if 5 million mail-in ballots appeared in Nancy Pelosi's district all for her challenger.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (3aI0K)

305 I guess Rush Limbaugh has joined Gab.

https://gab.com/RushLimbaughShow/posts/105531682469143392

Posted by: Monty James at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (Zqz9o)

306 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (SWbVS)

307 262 flounder is correct btw.

Far too many people here disdain the 'normies'. From all signs including polling, the normies did notice---the steal, the stupid impeachment, the disparity in aunty fa la la treatment versus the Capitol protest,

They can read between the lines but are simply unable to figure out what to do about it. The normalcy bias calls for simply shrugging one's shoulders and withdrawal so as to not lose one's job, get harassed at work or school, etc.

It is the job of leaders to explain what the options are. And a wise one calls for actually achievable actions instead of blowing smoke.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (pO7gM)

308 Transition: wanna bet how often Plugs tells us that he screwed up something because Orange Man wouldn't transition to him?

Posted by: Dingbat

Why would Trump transition to a senile old man with a criminal child or two?

Posted by: lefty vegans

------

Out: America will never be a socialist country.

In: We will have a peaceful transition to communism.

Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (FrRJA)

309 I am absolutely convinced they fear DJT returning in 2024, they know the crimes are building up they committed, their status in the Deep Swamp is threaten.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (Cxk7w)

310 How the hell is Steny Hoyer still around. They must have a Dorian Grey-like leadership painting in the Congressional Hall.

Posted by: Unkaren at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (vGJY7)

311 282 I wonder how Andrew Breitbart would be handling this mess?
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ptqGC)

Oh Jane, how I'd like to find out

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (uxJPn)

312 ? Damn!

Posted by: Unkaren at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (vGJY7)

313 Fuck Jordan too. Where the hell was he all week when his supporters were unpersoned.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)

Under a desk petrified with righteous fear?

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)

314 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)

And yes I am grumpy today. This move by McConnell is just one more way they are trying to stave off responsibility for their own actions. Attacking us has not moved the meter so they think sparing Trump what they think will be a humiliation will appease us instead.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (946rW)

315 Elect clowns, expect a circus.
Our elites, aren't. At all.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (NYS7S)

316 > I am absolutely convinced they fear DJT returning in 2024, they know the crimes are building up they committed, their status in the Deep Swamp is threaten.

Trump couldn't prevent them from stealing the election from him this time. Why would they fear him next time?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (YYlyE)

317 Under a desk petrified with righteous fear?



Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)

Sarcasm?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (946rW)

318 This seems to be a pattern. This week it was announced that former Michigan governor Snyder and other no-longer officials will be prosecuted for the Flint Water Crisis. No word on whether the local officials who refused to hook back onto Detroit's water system will be going to jail.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (fxCK2)

319 The dems caused the riot when they committed election fraud. Trump is the only innocent in DC.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (ftFVW)

320 Small quibble I think we should begin en masse calling it Election Fraud and not Voter Fraud. Voter fraud sounds so small and inconsequential.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (Sq5xa)

And remember four years ago when the media was saying "Russia HACKED the election?" And how we laughed because it's wasn't like " the voting machines are hooked up to the internet or anything."

Good Times

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (HrMC1)

321 Who you going to believe, your husband of 41 years or all your
liberal friends on failbook. I know exactly where I stand in that
calculation.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (wpzq6)

It took a while, and it takes patience. Mrs. is awake. It can be done.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (KnJdm)

This is true.

My wife voted for Donald J Trump the second time, but voted for Hilary in 2016.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (uxJPn)

322 The normalcy bias calls for simply shrugging one's
shoulders and withdrawal so as to not lose one's job, get harassed at
work or school, etc.




It is the job of leaders to explain what the options are. And a wise
one calls for actually achievable actions instead of blowing smoke.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (pO7gM)
I have seen quite a few new names and voices pop up in the last few weeks, who are outraged/shocked/scared at the left's pending and current overreach. People are taking notice. Go fourth and multiply, while you prepare for the worst.


Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (KnJdm)

323 >>The only accent that's more annoying than an affected Boston Accent is a NY Brooklyn Accent.


Fake Maine accent is the worst.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

324 Trump couldn't prevent them from stealing the election from him this time. Why would they fear him next time?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (YYlyE)

As much as I think Trump is the best president since Coolidge, the election was not stolen from him.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (946rW)

325 I dont think Trump 2024 was ever a thing. They would have indicted him on some sort of charge if he tried to run. No chance they let him upset the apple cart again.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (6/LtX)

326 Sarcasm?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (946rW)

A mere question.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (ONvIw)

327 "Senior GOP feel frustrated...."

Fear not, there will be no GOP for you to be senior in soon.

Posted by: Turnout Man at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (7CyhL)

328 Heard on radio this morning something like 60 Philadelphia policemen went to the rally and so are under investigation.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (Cxk7w)

329 Apparently Twitter has lifted Lauren Boebert's ban.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (YYlyE)

330 As much as I think Trump is the best president since Coolidge, the election was not stolen from him.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (946rW)

I need to get clarification on that one - you believe 81+ million living, breathing, adult human US citizens voted for... Joe Biden?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (NYS7S)

331 >>>Fuck Jordan too. Where the hell was he all week when his supporters were unpersoned.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)

======

What I once would have referred to as "our side" is excellent about speechifying. That, and strongly worded letters (Looking at you, Grassley). But not much else.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (SVRfQ)

332 I am absolutely convinced they fear DJT returning in 2024, they know the crimes are building up they committed, their status in the Deep Swamp is threaten.


They also no that--eventually--the facts about how the election was stolen will come out , leading many more people to conclude that "Trump wuz robbed of his second term. Let's vote for him in 2024."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (HrMC1)

333 323 >>The only accent that's more annoying than an affected Boston Accent is a NY Brooklyn Accent.


Fake Maine accent is the worst.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

Rawng! Lawn-Guyland accent is the worst

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (Izzlo)

334
back from a very nice hour long nap.


what did I miss?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (r4bSV)

335 IF so-called senior GOP are genuinely frustrated over the lack of leadership, they could do something about it and elect themselves some new leaders. On the House side, Louie Gohmert appears to be able to play at this level.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (GA8EQ)

336 So the NYT will be outing all of it's Sources who Said otherwise, right?

And all y'all who lost your minds because you believed a story in the New York Times will learn your lesson from this, right?

Hahahahahaha I'm so funny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (GbPPJ)

337 And I ask that question as I know plenty of people in NYC who were scared shitless wondering if the BLM riots would burn their own neighborhoods (even though they supported BLM with a religious fervor)

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (ONvIw)

338 As much as I think Trump is the best president since Coolidge, the election was not stolen from him.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (946rW)



I need to get clarification on that one - you believe 81+ million
living, breathing, adult human US citizens voted for... Joe Biden?

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (NYS7S)


OH NO NO NO, sorry for the misunderstanding. The election was stolen from US.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (946rW)

339 Status still FUBAR. Check.

Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (lcQJG)

340 Tens of thousands of troops patrolling the streets of Washington at Pelosi's behest.

Remember how the Left flipped out about the military in a PARADE in Washington for Fourth of July?

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (ZfRYq)

341 Apparently Twitter has lifted Lauren Boebert's ban.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (YYlyE)


I read that as "Lorena Bobbitt."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (HrMC1)

342 The only accent that's more annoying than an affected Boston Accent is a NY Brooklyn Accent.

Fingernails on a blackboard >> Boston accent ~ mule braying

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (rlfg3)

343 Okay, who else opened the link that said "designer crocs on sale" and was hoping for glorious genetically-engineered Death Reptiles?

Posted by: MW at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (gWtVa)

344 OH NO NO NO, sorry for the misunderstanding. The election was stolen from US.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (946rW)

We're cool then (tips cap)

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)

345 Rawng! Lawn-Guyland accent is the worst
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (Izzlo)

Nope. Brooklynese.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (ONvIw)

346 Why must all porn be filled with lies?

Why should porn be any different than life?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (2JVJo)

347 This. The GOP is dead. What comes after?

Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)

____________

The MFP - Middle Finger Party. We occupy the seats they allow us to have and spend our time telling everyone, especially former GOPe turds, to fvck off.

I nominate AtC as Minority Whip.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (QqhVI)

348 It might not be Trump in 2024 they are afraid of. See a couple blog artical that rally show up and possible Capital break in scared the piss out of them.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (Cxk7w)

349 329 Apparently Twitter has lifted Lauren Boebert's ban.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (YYlyE)


I'd like to lift her ban!

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (ZfRYq)

350 I'm gonna guess that the reality of the fact that the Reps can't do jackshit for a minimum of two years-

plus the fact that they stab an extremely popular with their voters President in the back, plus BONUS stabbing of their voters in the face-

plus, the reports that people are walking away from the Reps in droves,

has made The Turtle reconsider his last relevant to the voters act for the next two years being assay to the Dims last minute impeachment of Trump.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (EERbD)

351 The only accent that's more annoying than an affected Boston Accent is a NY Brooklyn Accent.


Fake Maine accent is the worst.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

Rawng! Lawn-Guyland accent is the worst
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (Izzlo)


"Ahm no wayz tard!"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (HrMC1)

352 "You're not living in the same country as I am."-S. Hoyer
No shit. We haven't been for years now.

Posted by: kotter9 at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (2rDEM)

353 346 Why must all porn be filled with lies?

Why should porn be any different than life?
-----------------
What, you haven't banged your hot stepmom?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (w7uQA)

354 "But I believe the Constitution says you can hold an impeachment for a federal official. Not a former federal official."

No, the Constitution doesn't have standing here. The new People's Republic of Democrats Congress, will, however; and according to Article I, Section Three of the Calvinball Clause, Orange Bad Men indeed CAN be impeached even after death.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (HhXSr)

355 The goal here is to ban Trump from running again.

Posted by: MikeN at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (o/eHL)

356 We're cool then (tips cap)

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)

Good LORD no Biden did not win and how must it be frosting Obama's cookies that they had to push Biden's vote totals above his own to steal this.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (946rW)

357 In my list I'd "bright side" observations, I've now listed the fact that Nancy remained the speakership. I'd feel more hopeless if Kevin( the snake) McCarthy was speaker. He's slimy. Also, I wonder about the 6,000 page bill Nancy put out shortly before the election. I heard many of our elites wailing about it being to long to read. I never heard anybody amazed that Pelosi could , apparently, produce a 6000 page bill in such shorter order. So many facets of our government are in need of a good purge. Yesterday, for whatever reason, there was a picture of Nancy and Mitch side by side. Add a picture of stent Boyer, shimmer, and graham and so many others and they are all way over 80 and past their sell date. Retirement villages have a younger population.

Posted by: Chillin the most at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (lonOK)

358 > As much as I think Trump is the best president since Coolidge, the election was not stolen from him.

I strongly disagree.

There's plenty of evidence the courts refused to look at. Even if you discard all of the statistical improbabilities, the co-ordinated halting of counting, the video of the suitcases full of votes being pulled out after everyone's told to go home, several SecStates blatantly ignored election law to allow voting before and after it was legally allowed.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (YYlyE)

359 Everything done in the next 4 years will be a clusterfuck. Everything. And they will try to blame Trump. It ain't gonna work. They broke it, now they're gonna buy it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

This! And it will be glorious! Know why? Because tens of millions of people who voted for Trump or benefited from his policies are going to see it happen in real time. Oh no. No, no ,no... Not on the MSM. They already know those lying fuck stains can't be trusted. And not from social media because they recently discovered that the Tech Tyrants are shutting down opposition. No, no no! They will get that info from citizen reporters who are giving true fact! They will search out more info from trustworthy sources on the internet and THAT right there is why tech tyrants, dems, and the media are in full blown panic and trying to shut Trump down. They cannot control this.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (Vxu+H)

360 The goal here is to ban Trump from running again.

The goal is to silence Us

Posted by: It's me donnaWhile they ar havinf their little impechment orgasm today, Trump should release everyth at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (Zmnko)

361 I want to be impeached too. is there a sign up sheet?

Posted by: x at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (0tE/i)

362 How the hell is Steny Hoyer still around. They must have a Dorian Grey-like leadership painting in the Congressional Hall.

The entire Dem leadership is like that. They're pushing to do something quickly because half of them might drop dead before next week.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)

363 On the House side, Louie Gohmert appears to be able to play at this level.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (GA8EQ)


Well that disqualifies him right there.

In my lifetime there have been two Republican leaders who were up to the task: Newt Gingrich and Bill Frist

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (ZfRYq)

364 Wait until it's Joe and the Ho's troops to be called,Leftists will scream for them any time a conservative group has a rally.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (Cxk7w)

365 Fake Maine accent is the worst.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
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Pepperidge Fahm remembahs...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (TsFZr)

366
EMPENADA SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden
_____________________

Are you okay joe? Cause' if you ain't I can get ka, ka, uh kamuhlala in here real quick.

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (K2SnJ)

367 For a second there, I thought someone was socking Red.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (kTF2Z)

368 360 The goal here is to ban Trump from running again.

The goal is to silence Us
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Yes, but first we must have a race war.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (w7uQA)

369 Hey, are you going to finish those donuts?
Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (jcJL9)


(squeaky Mark Dice voice)Those are MINE! I'm gonna tell Chris Cuomo on you!

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)

370 Ah, I see upthread you already clarified you believe the election was stolen.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (YYlyE)

371 Attack Canada.
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A hockey stick behind every blade of grass snowdrift.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (ab0zp)

372 "Tens of thousands of troops patrolling the streets of Washington at Pelosi's behest."

____________

I'll sleep well knowing we're being protected from the cast of Animal House.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (QqhVI)

373 318 This seems to be a pattern. This week it was announced that former Michigan governor Snyder and other no-longer officials will be prosecuted for the Flint Water Crisis. No word on whether the local officials who refused to hook back onto Detroit's water system will be going to jail.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM

Still trying to figure out how Democrats in Flint fighting with Democrats in Detroit over water rates is the Republican Governor's fault.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (GA8EQ)

374 No, the Constitution doesn't have standing here. The new People's Republic of Democrats Congress, will, however; and according to Article I, Section Three of the Calvinball Clause, Orange Bad Men indeed CAN be impeached even after death.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (HhXSr)

We will now continue with the Constitutionally demanded Purges and show trials.
-USCCP

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (lmikk)

375 "designer crocs on sale"

Point of Order: Is there anything other than "designer crocs"? I mean, c'mon.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (HhXSr)

376 Ah, I see upthread you already clarified you believe the election was stolen.

Too bad we'll never find out

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (Zmnko)

377 If 20 Republicans vote for impeachment, no way in the WORLD do they have a chance of taking the House back in 2022.

Vote Harder!

Yeah right.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (ZfRYq)

378 Hot Pockets are knock-off empanadas.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)

379 Yeah Mollie Hemingway, those Republicans sure did screw up foreign policy, didn't they?

Oh if only we had had Barky Obama and his crack team leading the way and showing us all how regime change should really be done, like they did in Libya!

Remember that one, Mollie? Obama and his "leading from behind" crew of nitwits and dumb-asses decided it'd be a great idea to get rid of Libya's Qadaffi, so they assembled one of those multi-national teams that you lefties love so much, and they came "and he died" as Hillary famously cackled.

And then hordes of terrorists rushed into the power vacuum that Barky and Co. had created and Libya became a disastrous shit-show. And what did Barky say when asked later what he had anticipated would happen when Qadaffi was disposed of: "I never really gave it any thought" the great foreign-policy genius replied.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (k4dH2)

380 The entire Dem leadership is like that. They're pushing to do something quickly because half of them might drop dead before next week.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)

And a few said they caught the covids from the raid, so maybe it will spread.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (ONvIw)

381 It is as though millions of voices suddenly cried out, and were called "racist" and told to shut up.

Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (lcQJG)

382 355 The goal here is to ban Trump from running again.
Posted by: MikeN at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (o/eHL)


Wait. Alcee Hastings was impeached and convicted, and then ran successfully for Congress. Or did he get the melanin-exemption?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (rlfg3)

383 It's not that McConnell doesn't have the votes, it's that not enough senators want to come back to D.C. in January just for that.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (KAi1n)

384 Its nice that we have more troops in DC than Iraq. When do the IEDs start showing up?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (w7uQA)

385 On second thought, I may vote in the next several elections. I will just write in "Donald J. Trump" where ever possible and skip everything else....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (zy+gb)

386 The 19-Jan will be used to vote on confirmation of Biden's cabinet.
There is no time for a vanity impeachment.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (3aI0K)

387 370 Ah, I see upthread you already clarified you believe the election was stolen.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (YYlyE)

We are all tired. I knew it was either a mis type or someone was socking red.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (lmikk)

388 Why must all porn be filled with lies?

Why should porn be any different than life?
-----------------
What, you haven't banged your hot stepmom?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (w7uQA)

You don't have a 9" rod of steel? C'mon, that's "average.'

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)

389 Fake Maine accent is the worst.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)


Which one? The one that sounds like North Masshole or around Baxter where it sounds like someone from Liverpool?

Or something else?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (y7DUB)

390 Yes, but first we must have a race war.

The race war is to distract from what's actually going on, the class war.

Posted by: Brian at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (ZGrMX)

391 Point of Order: Is there anything other than "designer crocs"? I mean, c'mon.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (HhXSr)

Camo crocs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (lmikk)

392 I strongly disagree.



There's plenty of evidence the courts refused to look at. Even if
you discard all of the statistical improbabilities, the co-ordinated
halting of counting, the video of the suitcases full of votes being
pulled out after everyone's told to go home, several SecStates blatantly
ignored election law to allow voting before and after it was legally
allowed.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (YYlyE)

bonhomme... see my reply above to Doctor.Boom. I did not word my post clearly. I meant to say that the election was stolen from the American people.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (946rW)

393
Fuck Jordan too. Where the hell was he all week when his supporters were unpersoned.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)


Yep. It doesn't matter what they say or do now,the time to stand up was when tens of thousands of peaceful protesters were being smeared as white supremist hell bent on insurrection.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (PtOP4)

394 So I see there are now 20,000 troops in DC, so many they are having them sleep on the floors of public buildings


Isn't this exactly how you pictured the foreign conquest of the US?


Also, I guess coronavirus doesn't infect soldiers defending Xiden just like it doesn't infect BLM/Antifa rioters.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (qlFIA)

395 And a few said they caught the covids from the raid, so maybe it will spread.

LOL.. In now way did they "catch" it from the Congresswoman Nancy dragged in to vote who actually has covid

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (Zmnko)

396 344 OH NO NO NO, sorry for the misunderstanding. The election was stolen from US.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (946rW)

We're cool then (tips cap)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)

Well played.

I talk to reasonable people and I say "Okay, it's like the Supreme Court, it's not final because it's right, it's right because it's final... but you can't possibly believe the election results, right? Rather than prove the contention of fraud wrong, the left and establishment right chased off the law firms large enough to prove it in the time available, deplatformed those sharing the evidence, refused cooperation at every turn, and for all intents and purposes did everything to delay or inflame without ever seeking to develop a record that would rebut nearly any of the irregularities with the ways people registered and voted, the turnout, chain of custody, counting, tabulation, etc.

And remarkably even these reasonable people don't see it or don't want to. Listen I'm not even saying let's do anything about it, it's over, but FFS open your eyes.

Posted by: Turnout Man at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (7CyhL)

397 62 Trump got 68% of the vote in Wyoming in 2016. 69% in 2020.

Liz Cheney chose poorly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)

69 ... heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ...

Posted by: Beavis & Butt-Head at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (BsrgJ)

398 Well, at least some Republicans have argued against impeachment.

Nancy Mace
Jim Jordan
Louie Gohmert.

Anyone else? Has Paul Gosar been up yet?

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (ZfRYq)

399 The 19-Jan will be used to vote on confirmation of Biden's cabinet.
There is no time for a vanity impeachment.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (3aI0K)

They cannot confirm appointments for a dude that is not President.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (946rW)

400 378 Hot Pockets are knock-off empanadas.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)

I bought some empanadas, frozen, from Walmart and they were surprisingly good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (lmikk)

401
I kind of doubt that Trump wants to run for president again. I also doubt that he could, now that the coup has been completed. The goofy post-administration impeachment supposedly is to prevent this, but in addition to being bullshit, I think it probably doesn't matter anyway.

He could have quite a role in politics anyway, unless he's done with that too. Stopping that would require other means, such as criminal charges. Getting Trump and anyone associated with him apparently is going to be an obsession with these people for the foreseeable future. They rally around it. Underground Planet of the Apes cave mutants worshipping a nuclear weapon. Not my countrymen.

Trump is a manifestation of something that has not gone away -- ordinary people realizing that the program is not for their benefit, but for a small elite. These idiots have actually stoked it as they try to stamp it out.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (lhOmp)

402 The Constitution sets the requirements for President, not Congress. That aside, free elections or not, Donald Trump is not running for office again. Seriously. It's worse than me hoping Joe Theismann could play QB again.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (KAi1n)

403 Yeah Mollie Hemingway, those Republicans sure did screw up foreign policy, didn't they?

Oh if only we had had Barky Obama and his crack team leading the way and showing us all how regime change should really be done, like they did in Libya!


"Bush and Cheney's foreign policy misadventures were a clusterfuck" and "Obama and Hillary's foreign policy misadventures were a clusterfuck" are both true.

Posted by: Brian at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (ZGrMX)

404 Mitch the Bitch says he'll keep an open mind RE: legal arguments to impeach Trump.

"I have not made a final decision on how I will vote and I intend to listen to the legal arguments when they are presented to the Senate."

https://t.co/1PeXbiopKX

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (YYlyE)

405 What is with all the troops in DC? Just for show?
Moar gaslighting?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (HrMC1)

406 "I bought some empanadas, frozen, from Walmart and they were surprisingly good."

As compared to Target?

Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (lcQJG)

407 Why must all porn be filled with lies?

Why should porn be any different than life?
-----------------
What, you haven't banged your hot stepmom?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (w7uQA)


Next you'll tell me wimmenz don't like to be smacked on the ass after being sprayed with a money shot.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (y7DUB)

408 So when do the ChiCom Collusion impeachment start?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (w7uQA)

409 This is true.

My wife voted for Donald J Trump the second time, but voted for Hilary in 2016.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (uxJPn)
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Did she put a frog on your arm in '16?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (CZm2G)

410 Hopefully Trump will be firmly ensconced in his secret volcano lair on the 20th.

Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (+y8uL)

411 They cannot confirm appointments for a dude that is not President.


Posted by: redbanzai

Sure they can. They hold a pro forma vote on Biden's presumptive nominees to become effective upon his "installation" and they're formal nomination. Kinda soviet, but that's the mechanism.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (KAi1n)

412 406 "I bought some empanadas, frozen, from Walmart and they were surprisingly good."

As compared to Target?
Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (lcQJG)

They were Jamaican. Said so right on the box.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (lmikk)

413 371 Attack Canada.
-----------------------------
A hockey stick behind every blade of grass snowdrift.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (ab0zp)

If there is a national divorce, I wonder if Manitoba & Saskatchewan would want to join up in America 2.0?

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (Izzlo)

414 Mitch the Bitch says he'll keep an open mind RE: legal arguments to impeach Trump.

"I have not made a final decision on how I will vote and I intend to listen to the legal arguments when they are presented to the Senate."

https://t.co/1PeXbiopKX
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (YYlyE)

Yes, but the same article states that Mitch won't reconvene until the 19th, so.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (HrMC1)

415 But seriously, will no one in the GOP introduce multiple articles of impeachment against Pelosi, AOC, Waters etc with each of their pro-riot statements annexed?
Also formal condemnation for VP elect Harris for her "they will continue and must continue" incitement?

Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (lcQJG)

416 "they're formal nomination" ("their"), argh

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (KAi1n)

417 You know, I would never have guessed "bin Ladin's daughter is a Trumper who hates Libs" but 2020 was special

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (ZfRYq)

418 Hot Pockets are knock-off empanadas.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)



Which are, of course, a type of weasel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (GbPPJ)

419 You don't have a 9" rod of steel? C'mon, that's "average.'
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)


In the 18th century, there was a guide to London prostitutes, Harris' Guide to Covent-Garden Ladies, which mentioned one woman who "assayed each man's Maypole at Nine Inches and fined him a Guinea for each Inch not Up to Measure."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)

420 There were race riots in Brussels?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (lmikk)

421 So will they play the Black National Hymn or the Chinese national anthem on the 19th?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (qlFIA)

422 Something else to consider...McConnel also gave, with this pronouncement, the green light for the 'R' side of Senate to leave DC, and stay away, until the 19th.

Take that subtext for what it's worth...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (W+kMI)

423 The main reason they want this "insurrection" at the capitol to be put through cultural public shaming is so there isn't an uprising to fix the election fraud. Now that they have it in place, they want it to be shamed to even question it. If the vote is rigged and there is no way to fix it, they have their power forever.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (r+sAi)

424 So many LIV are going to notice when joebama takes away the tax cuts. They are going to notice it good and hard in the one place that makes a real difference.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (AiCb8)

425 418 Hot Pockets are knock-off empanadas.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)


Which are, of course, a type of weasel.
---------------
So they are Marsupials? Sounds legit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (w7uQA)

426 > I bought some empanadas, frozen, from Walmart and they were surprisingly good.

I like empanadas a lot. My only complaint with the traditional empanada, at least the ones I've had that were made by nice, traditional Hispanic ladies, is sometimes they have olives that have not been pitted.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

I'm happily munching away, and then CRACK, OW MY TOOTH!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (YYlyE)

427 "I bought some empanadas, frozen, from Walmart and they were surprisingly good."

Were they pizza empanadas?

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (ZfRYq)

428 What is with all the troops in DC? Just for show?

Moar gaslighting?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (HrMC1)

I do not know what is going on with that. Trump signed an emergency order on the 11th and earlier today someone here said Duckworth was demanding the troops be vetted (I assume for political leanings) before being allowed in DC.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (946rW)

429 Fuck Jordan too. Where the hell was he all week when his supporters were unpersoned.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)

________

Wasn't he one of the ones putting on a Gowdy-like show of grilling tech oligarchs?


I'm having trouble coming up with a short list of people we need to keep.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (QqhVI)

430 388 Why must all porn be filled with lies?

Why should porn be any different than life?
-----------------
What, you haven't banged your hot stepmom?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (w7uQA)

You don't have a 9" rod of steel? C'mon, that's "average.'
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)

The Paolo thinks that is adorable.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (Izzlo)

431 402 The Constitution sets the requirements for President, not Congress. That aside, free elections or not, Donald Trump is not running for office again. Seriously. It's worse than me hoping Joe Theismann could play QB again.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (KAi1n)
-------------------------

Yes.
But him being a player these next four years could be dreamy.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (CZm2G)

432 In the 18th century, there was a guide to London prostitutes, Harris' Guide to Covent-Garden Ladies, which mentioned one woman who "assayed each man's Maypole at Nine Inches and fined him a Guinea for each Inch not Up to Measure."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)

She must have been rich. So why was she a prostitute?

Is that why they called her Long Liz?*

*one of Jack The Ripper's victims.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (lmikk)

433 If there is a national divorce, I wonder if Manitoba & Saskatchewan would want to join up in America 2.0?

I heard so many liberals moved to Alberta that it has a lesbian tranny governor or somesuch now. There's a cautionary tale in there somewhere.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (ZGrMX)

434 Wait. Alcee Hastings was impeached and convicted, and then ran successfully for Congress. Or did he get the melanin-exemption?
___________

I looked it up this morning, and apparently after the senate convicted him and ordered him removed from the federal bench, they decided (doesn't say why, but I would not be surprised if his race was a factor) not to vote on whether he should be prohibited from ever holding another federal office. Since they didn't vote on it, he wasn't barred, and that is why he was able to run for congress after being booted from the federal bench for being a crook.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)

435 But let's focus on the real question here. Are empanadas sandwiches?


Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (qlFIA)

436 423 The main reason they want this "insurrection" at the capitol to be put through cultural public shaming is so there isn't an uprising to fix the election fraud. Now that they have it in place, they want it to be shamed to even question it. If the vote is rigged and there is no way to fix it, they have their power forever.
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Strip people of their vote and voice, property and person and win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (w7uQA)

437 Something else to consider...McConnel also gave,
with this pronouncement, the green light for the 'R' side of Senate to
leave DC, and stay away, until the 19th.



Posted by: CPT. Charles

So is the Senate in recess?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (KAi1n)

438
The main reason they want this "insurrection" at the capitol to be put
through cultural public shaming is so there isn't an uprising to fix the
election fraud. Now that they have it in place, they want it to be
shamed to even question it. If the vote is rigged and there is no way to
fix it, they have their power forever.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (r+sAi)

That is their aim. It does not seem to be working.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (946rW)

439 Did she put a frog on your arm

I don't get slang these days.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (YYlyE)

440 393 The time to stand up was 11/4/20

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (ONvIw)

441 But seriously, will no one in the GOP introduce multiple articles of impeachment ...
No. And please send a donation.

Posted by: The GOP at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (r+sAi)

442 I'm happily munching away, and then CRACK, OW MY TOOTH!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (YYlyE)

I am still wondering at the people who have pork chop sandwiches with the bone in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (lmikk)

443 When do the IEDs start showing up?
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January 21st???

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (ab0zp)

444 In the 18th century, there was a guide to London prostitutes, Harris' Guide to Covent-Garden Ladies, which mentioned one woman who "assayed each man's Maypole at Nine Inches and fined him a Guinea for each Inch not Up to Measure."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)

That's funny. I read somewhere that prostitutes generally don't like dealing with well-endowed johns.
Too much work.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (HrMC1)

445 In other news, the CIA is releasing information about UFOs. Very soon the question will not be whether there is more than one intelligent civilization in the galaxy, but whether there is ONE.
=====

Any beings that would willingly visit this worthless lump of rock can't be intelligent.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (vg8iE)

446 435 But let's focus on the real question here. Are empanadas sandwiches?


Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (qlFIA)

Meat Donuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (lmikk)

447 I do not know what is going on with that. Trump signed an emergency order on the 11th and earlier today someone here said Duckworth was demanding the troops be vetted (I assume for political leanings) before being allowed in DC.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (946rW)

The capitol perimeter is thick with them, dressed for combat

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (ONvIw)

448 Horde, you Horrrrddddeeee, Strange New Respect has already been activated!


https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1349423928175976448


*falls off couch laughing*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (GbPPJ)

449 I have an android. How do I download apps if cancelling my Goolag account will prevent me from going to the play store? Any simple answers appreciated!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (O+I8R)

450 Duckworth was demanding the troops be vetted (I assume for political leanings) before being allowed in DC.

I presume the guys in the guys in the military can see what we do - the USA dies the moment Tyrant Xiden is installed.


I'm sure they've bought off the generals, but all you need is one patriotic colonel with a following and suddenly we are repeating Romania circa 1989.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (qlFIA)

451 What is with all the troops in DC? Just for show?


Moar gaslighting?



Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (HrMC1)


They won't say it but the troops are there in case Trump is removed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (CQ3Qb)

452 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (lmikk)

453 I find it weird that all of these global manipulators, Soros, Zuckerberg, McConnell, Feinstein, Swallwell, etc, all have Asian wives, girlfriends or staffers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (TCZSz)

454 When will the Islamic terrorists be emboldened enough to hit us again?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (HrMC1)

455 That is their aim. It does not seem to be working.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (946rW)


I think it is working beyond their wildest dreams.

People are getting fired for having just gone to Washington.

The "money people" are defunding any Republican who questioned the election.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (ZfRYq)

456 It's past a 100 comments by this point...

I'm not going to lie, I don't understand how it is that a small business is inherently superior, in all ways (especially morally) to all other businesses. HOWEVER, I , like anyone else, has his list of businesses he will support, great or small. So in that spirit I've been hitting a few places I have long adored in San Marcos, TX in a bid to pad their wallets during a crappy time.

To a lesser extent I've been doing this in San Antonio but it continues nonetheless.

I'm scheming about how to demonetize Walmart. Screw them.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (mrBDs)

457 Gurandamntee that when Trump leaves the Oval on the 19th most MSM will carry the headline "escorted out by armed troops..."

Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (lcQJG)

458 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?



I'm happily munching away, and then CRACK, OW MY TOOTH!
Posted by: bonhomme

Did you learn your lesson? From now on, every empanada you ever have will be better than that one.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (KAi1n)

459 The capitol perimeter is thick with them, dressed for combat

--

Boy, they're sure expecting a lot of militant Grandmas singing "God Bless America" and protesting the illegitimate installation of Biden.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (O+I8R)

460 "I have not made a final decision on how I will vote and I intend to listen to the legal arguments when they are presented to the Senate."

___________

Yeah, that sounds more like Mitch, instead of that "sources say" crap. An experienced politician hedging. He's not utterly unaware of the political resentment and anger in the base, he's just loyal to his donor class instead of the voting class.

He's bought and paid for, not stupid.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (QqhVI)

461 393 The time to stand up was 11/4/20
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (ONvIw)

Trump should have claimed victory election night

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (HrMC1)

462 289 Funny that Liz Cheney never enlisted, given her enthusiasm for starting new wars.
Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (3Zp/H)

People who say things like this tend to be deeply embarrassed and overwhelming ashamed of America's superpower status and look to a whiny, toothless America in a world ruled by China with great relish.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (mrBDs)

463 419 You don't have a 9" rod of steel? C'mon, that's "average.'
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)

In the 18th century, there was a guide to London prostitutes, Harris' Guide to Covent-Garden Ladies, which mentioned one woman who "assayed each man's Maypole at Nine Inches and fined him a Guinea for each Inch not Up to Measure."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)

A guinea was a gold coin, that was a lot of money.

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (Izzlo)

464 314 red,
The GOPe at some level probably knows by now that it is doomed but they still have two years of grifting in front of them and they are probably praying for some hideous disaster to befall the US so voters are forced to hold their nose and vote for them in 2022.

The Whigs fell apart as a result of the Compromise of 1850 and due to bad VP replacements (Tyler and Fillmore) from the early deaths of two Whig presidents. Contenders for disaster include a financial crisis (loss of reserve status), a Dem self made domestic crisis (2nd Amendment negation, Kamala, packing the court, trying Donald Trump for crimes, etc.) or a foreign policy disaster like wars like Iraq.

Several things that people might want to consider is who their state and local political leaders are and try to fix that rather than worrying about the national level in 2022. One possible third party model is the endorsing type. Create a third party state and local party organization that threatens to run a candidate as a spoiler if a competitive race exists between R and D and the Rep is a squish. Otherwise the 3rd party simply endorses a candidate in that race.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (pO7gM)

465 I wonder if Manitoba Saskatchewan would want to join up in America 2.0?
---------------
I don't know. Usually Western Separatism from Canada is northern/interior B.C. (so most outside of Vancouver area and the island), Alberta, maybe Saskatchewan, and maybe parts of Manitoba.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (ab0zp)

466 Wasn't he one of the ones putting on a Gowdy-like show of grilling tech oligarchs?


I'm having trouble coming up with a short list of people we need to keep.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (QqhVI)


Between Treytor and that bigmouthed piece of shit, Darryl Issa, never have so many goofy words been expended on so little results. Definitely two GOPe HOFers.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (y7DUB)

467 So is the Senate in recess?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (KAi1n)


If Trump makes recess appointments how long will they serve before they get the boot?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (CZm2G)

468 Insurrectionists Against Insurrections, Unite!
Bigots Against Bigotry, Unite!
Hypocrites Against Hypocrisy, Unite

Posted by: Satans Retards at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (uc+oy)

469 457 Parler,
What will not be reported until Biden dies of a paste overdose is that Trump filled the Resolute desk drawers with paste pots with a note--Hey Joey--eat this.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (pO7gM)

470 so now they released tracking people at the capital building durring Jan6


how come they did not do that for any rioting,looting, statue toppleing in 2020?


oh yeah, it is us

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (r4bSV)

471 So is the Senate in recess?


Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (KAi1n)

I would laugh and laugh if Trump got to make a bunch of recess appointments this week.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (946rW)

472 437 - SFGoth

Based on the announcement above, yes.

Think of it as a surprise "hall pass" for anybody who wants grab one.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (W+kMI)

473 The Man from UNCLE? More like The Man from Anthropophagus

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

474 Is that why they called her Long Liz?*

*one of Jack The Ripper's victims.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (lmikk)


"Long Liz" was actually about 5' 5". Her nickname came from her surname: Elizabeth Stride.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (2JVJo)

475 You gotta just hate the bastards.

And figure a way to get them out of their seats.

No more pussy footing around.

Primary season should start now.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (aj2cY)

476 joebama really will shat himself when he reads the letter PDT leaves for him in the Resolute Desk.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (AiCb8)

477 BTW, ALL those NG troops, security fencing, and emergency prep has been at the *insistence* of the DC Mayor (and the Deep State).

Trump smiles and said, "Sure thing."

And guess who activate (and take command of) all those troops now in DC.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (W+kMI)

478 CPT. Charles, are those troops armed?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (AiCb8)

479 As compared to Target?
Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (lcQJG)

Target wants America re-segregated. Screw them.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (mrBDs)

480 478 - Ben Had

They're currently kitted out with riot gear.

But that could change with the issuance of proper orders, and the right phone calls.

For the moment, riot gear seems like a good choice. (besides, the Marine barracks is 'just down the road' from DC).

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (W+kMI)

481 Wait, does this mean the MSM was full of shit and the GOP didn't really want to slit its wrists?

Posted by: Joseph Dagostino at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (3w9Fm)

482 Remember, we DO NOT HAVE A CONGRESS. It IS a Volkskammer.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (mrBDs)

483 Recess appointments just to annoy the dung out of them.

Posted by: Ziba at January 13, 2021 04:40 PM (S1hrL)

484 Enraged Black Lives Matter militants (Biden supporters) surrounded the Capitol and screamed at police on Wednesday. A police line was formed on 3rd and Pennsylvania to hold back the angry Biden supporters.
I will add that nobody was shot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:51 PM (r+sAi)

485 Just got the news update that the house (of vipers it seems) has voted to impeach the President. Lord I wish that the Iranians would hurry up and nuke DC. Maybe the Chinese will help them out. They already have the tools and immune from meaningful retaliation from the Israelis.

Posted by: S Kane at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (ELN3R)

486 This impeachment attempt sure looks like a personal vendetta by the Speaker of the House. Malig-Nancy hates Trump with the consuming heat of 1000 suns. Maybe she'll be so happy at impeaching him again that she swallows her teeth and hastens on to her eternal reward.

Posted by: cornbred at January 13, 2021 05:16 PM (Cvr6u)

487 The Constitution says: The President, ... shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.

At noon on January 20th Trump will no longer be the President, therefore he can't be tried and/or convicted by the Senate.

Posted by: Thomas J Reilly at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (FtTgW)

488 This all just shows how Impotent and Non Serious that Democrats are! For the second time, in 2 years, they are having a temper tantrum, like a 4 year old toddler!

Posted by: chefwes_tx at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (DdP6u)

489 If impeachment if Pelosi's "Personal Vendetta", why does Schumer, all the House D's, all the Senate D's, and Joe Biden all support it?

Posted by: rcocean at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (evE25)

490 Its completely irrelevant what the Constitution says. Or what the SCOTUS said in the past. The only thing that matters, is what Roberts, the 3 liberals, and 5 "Republicans" decide it says.

No one thought the Census couldn't ask about Citizenship before Roberts/4 liberals decided differently. OR that Obama could issue an unconstitutional DACA executive order but Trump could NOT issue an order repealing it.

There are already 4 votes on the SCOTUS to uphold a Post-presidency Trump conviction. Trust me.

Posted by: rcocean at January 13, 2021 08:34 PM (evE25)

491 joebama really will shat himself when he reads the letter PDT leaves for him in the Resolute Desk.

I don't imagine it being much longer then "Get fucked you cheating cunt."

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (A2eXZ)

492 I feel the same way for Mitch as I do Jane Fonda, John Kerry and Brian Kemp.

Posted by: obsidian at January 14, 2021 10:46 AM (7+yqP)

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