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Mitch McConnell Says He Will Not Reconvene Senate Until January 19th, the Day Before Trump Leaves Office
The Democrats (and the GOPe) still plan to impeach Trump after he's left office, but I don't think that's legal.
We did talk about that with respect to Clinton. But I believe the Constitution says you can hold an impeachment for a federal official. Not a former federal official. Trump will be a private citizen on January 20th. There is no impeachment for private citizens. But that's what the law says. And we all know, we now live in a post-law, post-constitution regime (though the Serf Class is required to obey the laws that the Ruling Class is immune to).President Trump's impeachment trial won't be heard in the Senate until after he has already left office and Joe Biden is president, a spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell confirmed Tuesday, delivering a fatal blow to Democrats. The House of Representatives will vote later Tuesday on an article of impeachment accusing Trump of inciting an insurrection during last week's Capitol riot, but the Senate is not due to reconvene until Jan. 19 -- the day before Biden’s inauguration. Democrats desperate to have the matter heard in the upper chamber as swiftly as possible lobbied McConnell (R-Ky.) to take up the matter while Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer explored a 2004 rule which would have allowed him to recall the chamber in an emergency.
Who, who, who could have predicted that Team Cheney/Establishment GOP's domestic "regime change" efforts would be about as well thought out and executed as their foreign regime change efforts? https://t.co/e259MGUfPt
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) January 13, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 13, 2021 03:03 PM (Geoni)
...during last week's Capitol riot,
Who wrote this crap? Are there just no editors alive any longer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: John Roberts at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (Z9eYb)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (63Dwl)
THIS
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ChuckALuck at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (VjGsQ)
Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: Austin in TX at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (BzNyP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Mitch the CoC bitch at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:06 PM (+nmVv)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:07 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:07 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: JROD at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:05 PM (o2MD2)
Is that the CapeCod Muffdives?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (lmikk)
If they do decide to do something insane like impeaching him after he leaves, then he should just not cooperate. Don't provide any evidence, ignore subpoenas, refuse to send a lawyer, all of it. The outcome is known, so why legitimize it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Congressional-Supreme Court Calvinball Complex at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (h5TKJ)
...during last week's Capitol riot,
Who wrote this crap? Are there just no editors alive any longer?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
I did not! I didn't even want to deal a fatal blow, I wanted everyone to blow ME!
Posted by: Mitch the CoC bitch at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (ONvIw)
Umm...they were blindsided by believing their enemies in the press.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (vJCwr)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (GZ/yK)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (oHd/0)
This is awkward. I suggest, "Are all copy editors dead?"
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (YYlyE)
Translation: The votes aren't there to remove Donald Trump in an impeachment trial.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (3aI0K)
https://tinyurl.com/y4xrhows
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)
https://tinyurl.com/yytsuz2o
"WANTED: a GOP political class that doesn,t shatter like glass in the face of their enemies fake moral panics."
Posted by: Gandhi at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (DJFLF)
This is awkward. I suggest, "Are all copy editors dead?"
Those editors should be _________
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Mitch the CoC bitch at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (ONvIw)
"LOL"
--Post-constitution Democrats
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SMOD
Hawaiian judge says he has to impeach anyway.
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (zjwe/)
https://tinyurl.com/y4xrhows
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)
++++
I wonder why Dersh thinks that matters.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (UZVEt)
Cause trials have both discovery, and the presentation of a defense, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (3D/fK)
But that would require nutt hairs and our boys still have squeaky voices.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (M+Lyo)
Normally I would defer to Dersh on matters constitutional but seeing as we have already had one Seinfeld Impeachment and are currently being overtaken by the CCP, I wouldn't put anything past the Uniparty and John "Is it a tax or is it a sandwhich" Roberts and his merry band of umpires.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (+nmVv)
$400
link to follow
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (YYlyE)
@PhilipWegmann
It's not just HFC Chairman Andy Biggs calling for Cheney to resign. A spokesman for the House Freedom Caucus tells me "all of our members are on board."
How long has Cheney been in Congress??
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (s2e/j)
Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (PvswE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (o2MD2)
Liars and fools.
Posted by: Love at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (yQpMk)
MAGA gear with their favorite symbol on all of it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (OssQ4)
The best case scenario is for the uniparty is to ignore Trump and the Trumpsters, move on in business as usual on the 20th and let the outrage die down so they gradually sulk back into the boiling pot.
Posted by: Keith at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (kTF2Z)
Who'd have guessed he didn't want to lead a modern Whig party?
Posted by: Bete at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: JROD at January 13, 2021 03:08 PM (0jZnq)
The legal experts of twatter say it's legal, so it's legal. CNN has sources that confirm.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (xPl2J)
It'll be Double Secret Impeachment!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (ejd/p)
Cause trials have both discovery, and the presentation of a defense, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (3D/fK)
Saying your crime is justified because others committed crimes is not admissible evidence.
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
That's kind of why I think it won't happen: can you imagine if Cruz and Hawley start showing all the evidence? TV stations would have to cut the feed. I watched a couple of the state legislative hearings, it was really damning.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (GZ/yK)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)
But we are vegetarians! Send us red beets!
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (N39Ws)
Just draw a penis in the clenched fist.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (xPl2J)
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Perfect. Also stolen.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (kTF2Z)
MAGA gear with their favorite symbol on all of it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (OssQ4)
I think for now, the clenched fist holding a dick meme is working just fine.
7 seconds and a marker is all we ask.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (L8ADy)
If they actually were concerned they would demand McConnell step aside.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (UrNY/)
Posted by: turambar at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Democrats, eating turtle ass at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (sVFtl)
Just draw a penis in the clenched fist.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (YYlyE)
Testicles
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (M+Lyo)
THAT IS ADORABLE!!!
Yeah, the Left has law professors who will say that convicting a President of impeachment (yeah I know that isn't exactly correct but close as I can get) after they have left office is perfectly cool and Thomas Jefferson would have love Love LOVED to have done just that!
Or some crap.
So they can do whatever they want. The Constitution (SO ADORBS!) lays out 2 punishments for impeachment. Removal from office and prevention from holding further office. Again, legal scholars say stuff about that. Like there is scholarship that says the Presidency is not an office that is banned by impeachment. Law talkers can talk law.
Ultimately it doesn't matter, Trump isn't running in 2024 from Dubai.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (PvswE)
Uh, once the new Congress starts, McConnel will not be in charge of the agenda.
Schumer will be.
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (oHd/0)
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Most certainly true. We are post-law. We are post-America. And Joe Biden is not president of America, since he lost. He may be president of whatever this country is now (by crook), but he is not president of America.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2021 03:12 PM (UZVEt)
He's been delusional about the character of the donks forever, even after defending DJT in the Senate trial and seeing what evil retards opposed him. That's hard to cure.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: spindrift at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2021 03:14 PM (xPl2J)
Liz Cheney needs to be liberated from being the 3rd most powerful Rethugican in the House. The mere fact she ascended to that role is reason enough to hate the GOPe.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Be still my heart.
I just can't wait for this to occur!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (r+sAi)
$400
link to follow
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM
Still pissed that no one delivers to my state, but I can drive across the border, buy up all the ammo I see* and come back with it.
*which is to say almost none
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Look granny! She done changed the name I giv'd her.
Posted by: Jethro at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (w3rBT)
P.S. - Don't care what the GOP does or doesn't do. Still ain't a giving them any money. Still ain't gonna bother to vote.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (G0bXQ)
What happened to all the money they raised to fight the election fraud?
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (ONvIw)
And fences!! Despite citizens being told for four years that fences don't work. But they can protect congress-critters.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (UrNY/)
https://tinyurl.com/y4xrhows
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)
WE will decide what's in the Constitution!
/s/ Breyer, Sotomayor, Kagan, and four RBG admirers nominated by Joey B and confirmed by Schumer's Senate.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (AMIL/)
Liz Cheney chose poorly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)
That sentiment will only grow as Biden starts cracking down on cheap domestic energy.
Posted by: Keith at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
Liz "little dick" Cheney
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (M+Lyo)
Just to make them even madder. Also to confuse the FBI.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (IsWuk)
But he was in the Senate during the Clinton impeachment, if he can remember. And he knows that there is NO business before the Senate other than the trial. He doesn't want the trial in there cock blocking his agenda.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: 80's music fan at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (glGDV)
Isn't that a "bill of attainder"
Article I. Section IX, Clause III
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)
Now?
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (ZfRYq)
They're just rubbing our faces in it now....
Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)
The Spy who sharted
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:17 PM (ONvIw)
And fences!! Despite citizens being told for four years that fences don't work. But they can protect congress-critters.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (N39Ws)
There's approx 20,000 NG deployed to DC now. The invasion of Grenada in 1983 took less than 10,000 ground troops
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (lgiXo)
Liz Cheney chose poorly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)
Just like those dueling fucksticks in Tennessee, Bob Corker before he left and Bizarre Alexander.
Fucking Seventeenth amendment.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: windbag at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (pkjYI)
They're just rubbing our faces in it now....
Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)
Well then we know it stinks and is full of shit.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)
Now that, *that*, is the truth.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (IsWuk)
--
She's appreciated. She's wonderful.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (DBPIP)
https://tinyurl.com/y4xrhows
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)
Dersh defended Trump in first impeachment so he is an unperson.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (s2e/j)
The Once and Future Bitch.
-T.H. White
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (xfb67)
Isn't that a "bill of attainder"
Article I. Section IX, Clause III
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (3aI0K)
Next up? Biden's new Attorney General will bring Trump up on charges of incitement to riot and insurrection.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (gm1+L)
Posted by: SMOD
The number of constituents sending " never again another red cent " messages are starting to add up. Too late asshoes!
Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (s2e/j)
Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (PvswE)
Like there is no voting there will be no legislation. Biden will just put his name to whatever executive orders are placed in front of him and they will become the law of the land. Every judge will now rule that it is perfectly proper for the president to void old decisions or create new one's to their heart's content.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (w3rBT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (CjFDo)
Liz Cheney chose poorly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)
Just like those dueling fucksticks in Tennessee, Bob Corker before he left and Bizarre Alexander.
Fucking Seventeenth amendment.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:20 PM (y7DUB)
It's almost like they fear no consequences from the voters. Now whatever would give them that idea?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (xfb67)
There's approx 20,000 NG deployed to DC now. The invasion of Grenada in 1983 took less than 10,000 ground troops
What the actual hell? Will Senile Joe be wearing a faux military uniform?
Will they be forcing people to genuflect before the new order?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (PvswE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2021 03:04 PM
Welcome to my world.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Brigade at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (3Zp/H)
They're just rubbing our faces in it now....
Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)
Well then we know it stinks and is full of shit.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)
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I want Jack Prosobiec to do a live Chinese translation of Swalwell's floor speech for the CCP audience.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (o2MD2)
Top shelf at Ace's place.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (KnJdm)
45s
Along with millions of other Americans I watched in horror as the Capitol, that citadel of Democracy, that sacred hall of all that we hold dear, was stormed by protesters under the auspices, and on the direct orders of the loser of November's election. But unlike millions of other horrified Americans, I had a front-row seat to the insurrection.
I still see those faces contorted with incandescent rage, spittle flying in all directions in the midst of a pandemic and I weep for this Great Nation.
I implore Senate Majority Leader McConnell to allow a vote for Impeachment prior to the 20th of this month when all right-thinking Americans welcome to office our new President, Joseph R. Biden, an decent and honorable man, whose long career devoted to public service will enable us to become one nation, united, once again.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (HrMC1)
I'd just ignore it and send them a facsimile of my middle finger.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (s2e/j)
Their only hope is that some political SMOD drops on Biden and Kamala and they are removed, and they made sure that would never happen, so the GOP is going to be defunded.
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (ONvIw)
SDNY has claimed at various times that they will arrest the entire Trump family as soon as he leaves office, including Barron, Ivanka, and Jared.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (ZGrMX)
There's approx 20,000 NG deployed to DC now. The invasion of Grenada in 1983 took less than 10,000 ground troops
What the actual hell? Will Senile Joe be wearing a faux military uniform?
Will they be forcing people to genuflect before the new order?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:22 PM (lgiXo)
You can't be too careful with guys dressed like a buffalo roaming around.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (w7uQA)
Nice callback. What, almost twenty years now?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (qc+VF)
They're just rubbing our faces in it now....
Posted by: wytshus at January 13, 2021 03:19 PM (gm1+L)
Well then we know it stinks and is full of shit.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:21 PM (KnJdm)
It's powerful and will promote growth.
Posted by: The Directors at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (4I/2K)
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Oh great now McConnell is a 8D chess master? Can we please save this shit for a different timeline?
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (Sq5xa)
I still see those faces contorted with incandescent rage, spittle flying in all directions in the midst of a pandemic and I weep for this Great Nation.
I implore Senate Majority Leader McConnell to allow a vote for Impeachment prior to the 20th of this month when all right-thinking Americans welcome to office our new President, Joseph R. Biden, an decent and honorable man, whose long career devoted to public service will enable us to become one nation, united, once again.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (HrMC1)
That sounds just pathetic enough to be real.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (G0bXQ)
And the most luxurious bananas.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (946rW)
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (DJFLF)
Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (G0bXQ)
Maybe they have him locked up somewhere to keep DDT in line. (searching for explanation of no information release).
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (ONvIw)
giving people $600 and wanting to run another impeachment, folks have
noticed. They want the free money, not another impeachment show.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (JKNZq)
Stimulus has all but been spent and forgotten. It is all about the attack on DC, orange man bad and there must be consequences for any and all who support Trump. See it locally, all across NH especially with our elected officials, and you certainly can see it nationally. They WANT an impeachment show.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (N39Ws)
Be of great cheer!!!
As an early supporter of Trumps...had to get you morons on board back in 2016...I understand Trump.
I was right in 2016 and I'm right now.
Lots of people going to Gitmo over this shit.
Posted by: Trump8moreYears at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (3W80H)
Well to be fare, there are probably more guns in an average Texas town than there were in the whole Island of Grenada.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (+nmVv)
That sounds just pathetic enough to be real.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM
Sounds just like Mitt, no?
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (2k7BX)
You know, like they did with a cartoon frog and the OK sign. Only this time, with their own logo.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (OssQ4)
Right? Bad f'ing judgement, llizka.
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (AV9yQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (lgiXo)
Joe F. has a gift.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (KnJdm)
he's thinking. Being a kid while all this happens to your dad can't be
easy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:23 PM (G0bXQ)
Maybe they have him locked up somewhere to keep DDT in line. (searching for explanation of no information release).
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (ONvIw)
I'm surprised his private school hasn't expelled him yet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (UrNY/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (G0bXQ)
And the most luxurious bananas.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (946rW)
How are the banana hammocks?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (lgiXo)
Willfulness is the Hallmark of the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:09 PM (y7DUB)
This opinion is disputed, will shortly be banned from the Internet, and might be subject to termination of employment and banking privileges.
Posted by: Tech Network Monopolies at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (Z9eYb)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (kTF2Z)
An ugly untalented nepot, hating on a pretty talented woman? Nah, can't be true.
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Liz Warren will use every part of the buffalo. It's he people's way
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (zjwe/)
Um, Our Country, you misspelled show trial. A woke moron would use the correct vernacular comrade.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)
I hope at least 34 out of 50 GOP Senators will vote to acquit whenever the ShamTrial is conducted, but today I would not bet a day-old donut on that.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (AMIL/)
I would consider that a transition expense and bill the treasury under the Former Presidents Act.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (HrMC1)
Capitol Hill. There IS some sort of infectious brain eating pathogen
spreading around. But I think many of the professionals there have it
too, so it could be tough for them to figure out the problem.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (3aI0K)
What's funny is that he's sounded more conservative since they got married. She must be into the hate-fucking.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (w7uQA)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:26 PM (N39Ws)
Maybe it's virtual and they don't let him speak or show his picture
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (ZGrMX)
Too late for the Tower Of Washington?
Posted by: Biden VIII at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (w3rBT)
Schumer, of course, does not want it to be solely DEM responsibility, which is why he wanted to utilize the "emergency" stuff.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (6/LtX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2021 03:10 PM (G0bXQ)
And the most luxurious bananas.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (946rW)
A Banana Hammock does not, how you say, guarantee the size of the banana.
Posted by: The Paulo at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)
And by doing so, they have cheapened the concept of Impeachment
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (HrMC1)
I'm a little disappointed I haven't yet seen a meme showing that guy vs. the Flintstones "Order of the Water Buffalo" or whatever it was called.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ZGrMX)
Liz Cheney chose poorly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself
Perhaps. As loathsome as she is appearing now, I would bet 500 quatloos that she gets re-elected in 2022.
All about opposing the Biden program or some such luke-warm twaddle.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (vcOmj)
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Oh great now McConnell is a 8D chess master? Can we please save this shit for a different timeline?
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (Sq5xa)
Schumer will become Senate Majority leader in 7 days.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ab0zp)
Google/Big Tech will eventually build armed robots to remotely identify (face/gait recognition), control and subdue Trump supporters/kulaks when needed
Crazy or Not Crazy? YOU decide
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: aelfheld at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (IxDhF)
What happened to all the money they raised to fight the election fraud?
Posted by: kallisto
Three-martini lunches don't just serve themselves...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Crenshaw will keep an eye on them, fer shure.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (vcOmj)
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Well they are all whack jobs from Hell. Its how they sell themselves. It seems to work, too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (w7uQA)
weeks, possibly months putting a big monkey wrench in the democrat
legislative agenda.
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Oh great now McConnell is a 8D chess master? Can we please save this shit for a different timeline?
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (Sq5xa)
Whatever McConnell does or does not do... whatever Congress does or does not do... because of fraud, he and they now has no more claim to legitimacy than does Biden. Government that does not have the consent of the governed is illegal and has no moral authority to expect compliance.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (946rW)
this will give red meat to all the dems and leftists (BIRM) that they
impeached Trump twice.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM (N39Ws)
And by doing so, they have cheapened the concept of Impeachment
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (HrMC1)
Let them have their show trials. It is revealing for the normies.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
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Crenshaw has proven that he's only good at taking orders. The man is no leader.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Trump8moreYears at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (3W80H)
++++
HAHAHHA.
:: wipes tear ::
If anyone lands in Gitmo, it's going to be honest Americans.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (UZVEt)
Posted by: Ben Domenech at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (+nmVv)
the question will not be whether there is more than one intelligent
civilization in the galaxy, but whether there is ONE.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: james at January 13, 2021 03:13 PM
I've asked the Senate to work a half-day on impeachment, and a half-day on the
Posted by: Joseph R. Biden, Office Of The President-Elect at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ab0zp)
FIFY because we all know its true with his ties to Epstein.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:16 PM (N39Ws)
=======
Obligatory
"This is not who we are." - GOPe
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (SVRfQ)
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (3aI0K)
Like full on dementia stuff or some bizarre speech?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (lgiXo)
It is a necessary state for liberty according to Jefferson.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (946rW)
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (DJFLF)
Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
He will certainly keep an eye on it.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (4I/2K)
What if Trump encourages the impeachment? Think of the coverage. And in between a little defense -we know they have nothing- just start laying out all the election fraud and hammer the corruption in DC. Keep quoting all the Democrats that encouraged real violence. Start calling out all the politicians that have enriched themselves as a public servant, by name. Live. I think it would be good TV.
Posted by: Tree of Liberty Landscaping at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
No penalty for this time, though? Why is that you asshole, Crenshaw? China money? Just stupidity?
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ...
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The #twoweeks timeline.
Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (JDHhl)
Why are they so afraid of him running again?
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (QqhVI)
Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (U39us)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (HrMC1)
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Revenge is just The Narrative, as if they have something legitimate to be vengeful for. It's not about revenge, it's about pure evil subjugation.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (3Zp/H)
the question will not be whether there is more than one intelligent
civilization in the galaxy, but whether there is ONE.
Any aliens dumb enough to be caught by the Catastrophic Intelligence Abortion certainly aren't intelligent.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:31 PM (o2MD2)
Funny thing is, Biden will do the exact same thing. I mean the stupidity, not the success thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (3aI0K)
Like full on dementia stuff or some bizarre speech?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead
A function of "you are what you eat"?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
But she won't because the GOP only punished Tea Party and Trump supporters in the chamber. This is not speculation, it is fact.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (saZtE)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ab0zp)
FIFY because we all know its true with his ties to Epstein.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (N39Ws)
--
Hunter WILL go down for pedo shit. That's no Q fantasy, and Joe will have some explaining to do to.
Of course it all could've been part of the plan to put Kamala in anyway.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: The Directors at January 13, 2021 03:24 PM (4I/2K)
A meme before there were memes!
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (ZfRYq)
Don't worry, Thunder Dan Crenshaw has said *he* will do what nobody else
was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
Fuck that south hating bastard in particular.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (946rW)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (6/LtX)
Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (U39us)
Why would Trump transition to a senile old man with a criminal child or two?
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (N39Ws)
the question will not be whether there is more than one intelligent
civilization in the galaxy, but whether there is ONE.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (3aI0K)
That explains Biden. Aliens having sucking his brain out through his anus. That's Hisanus not Uranus.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (lgiXo)
Um, Our Country, you misspelled show trial. A woke moron would use the correct vernacular comrade.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:27 PM (pO7gM)
Zombie Roland Freisler, or Andrei Vishinsky?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (rlfg3)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (6/LtX)
You sick of that bullshit, too.
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (Geoni)
I hate those fucking commercials. And it doesn't help that the company is about as left-wing as possible.
BTW, does anyone know when the stereotype of a Bostonian went from proper Brahmin (think Charles Emerson Winchester) to a dumbass Southie broseph?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)
Because in a fair fight, he would destroy them.
And they know that.
And that's what this is all about.
The depths they had to go to to defeat him, at some level, must feel humiliating.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (+nmVv)
Posted by: lefty vegans at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (ONvIw)
Why must all porn be filled with lies?
The hard way it is. I agree with the one poster. Hopeless. Hopeless. Never Going to change. Screwed. Hopeless.
All shit breaks loose...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (Eicbe)
Heh. I clicked on several documents in that release. Every single one was an interview with someone who claimed to have seen a UFO.
GROUNDBREAKING!!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (YYlyE)
Ted Kaczynski is in Supermax, Jack Dorsey - his look-alike - is running around free.
Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (rlfg3)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (jOfBM)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)
Matt Damon.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (xfb67)
was able to do and gusrantee no cheating next time. Pinky swear dammit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
Also they do not get a fucking next time. Even blind, deaf retards don't trust them to do next time what they refused to do this time.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2021 03:32 PM (U39us)
Hundreds of times--when he doesn't just outright say he "inherited' problems from Trump.
If China invades Taiwan or if the Norks start with their Nukes again, it will be Trump's fault.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:36 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)
MATT DAMON!!!!
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:36 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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Just heard hannity on the radio saying, with respect to the inauguration next week, that we have to protect politicians and the capitol.
My response (virtually screaming at the radio): Why? Did they protect Americans and their jobs and their businesses and their lives during the last year of riots + lockdowns?
Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 03:36 PM (JDHhl)
They have a dozen other subjects they are ready to move onto RIGHT NOW - but I'm trying to decide whether they will overwhelm us with a single Fake story for everyone to focus on while they set fire to everything, or 50 detailed stories per day about their fires to continue demoralizing the shit out of us.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:36 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (jOfBM)
For his own selfish reasons, but yeah. He ended it.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (HrMC1)
They have not successfully taken anything but a shit in 20 years.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
*eye twitches randomly*
Posted by: EPA Building Hallway at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (EGyGV)
They want to fire someone from a job he's already left.
These people are like crazed Mexican soldiers at the Alamo, bayonetting and shooting the bodies of dead Texicans for hours after the battle was over.
I think they're past caring how despicable and insane they look to people like us. Forcing us to put up with their deranged bullshit is part of the kink.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (lhOmp)
And a Democrat lead voter fraud investigation will go no where, might as well get Antifa to investigate themselves.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)
I look forward to the presser in which Joe tells the world he wanted to transition but wasn't allowed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (H5knJ)
I can't even.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)
Matt Damon.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Dude, that's
MATT DAMON!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (vcOmj)
The only accent that's more annoying than an affected Boston Accent is a NY Brooklyn Accent.
I gotta berl some wader ta trow in da terlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (+nmVv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (o2MD2)
. It was a long post and I'm on my phone so I didn't see your name right away. You're spot on though!Posted by: Mishdog at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (F/Rk0)
McConnell is King Log, Pelosi is King Stork.
McConnell uses his position to gather grift for his favored lieutenants and going below 40 GOP senators ends the grifting opportunities. He is letting the Senate Dems go ahead and choose between hurting their own policy agenda and nominations or satisfy the rabid base by a pointless impeachment. It puts the dilemma on Schumer and Biden's handlers.
McConnell prefers to do nothing unless he is getting paid for it.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (2JVJo)
The SAWX are wicked good!
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (HrMC1)
Every fucking named Conservative out there is preaching acceptance and kneeling and 'using the war of ideas'.
Fuck.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (uxJPn)
I blame Truman Capote.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (YYlyE)
GROUNDBREAKING!!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (YYlyE)
A lot of the ones I clicked on were some USAF guy saying, hey, thanks for sending that dossier over we'll be reviewing it soon!
And then translations of Russian talk radio with someone from Yakutsk saying they got anal probed.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (KnJdm)
Afraid I have to disagree on that. The normies think the only news they need to know what they see on failbook. Anything on failbook is bound to only show congress doing the right thing, any dissenting voice will be deplatformed. That sewer called failbook has to be nuked and it has to be nuked now.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (wpzq6)
Yeah!
Posted by: zombie benito mussolini at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (H5knJ)
$100
link to follow
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:30 PM (YYlyE)
Same site has Anderson stripped receivers for $70.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (ptqGC)
So he can catch up on his Netflix binging
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (YboWf)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:34 PM (Cxk7w)
But all the best Repukes *do* is make speeches during Hearings.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (Sq5xa)
blind, deaf retards don't trust them to do next time what they refused
to do this time.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (946rW)
This. The GOP is dead. What comes after?
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)
After a multiyear, extensive investigation we have come to the conclusion that our only fault is that we are not commie enough.
Posted by: Antifa at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Zombie John "15" Holmes at January 13, 2021 03:39 PM (4I/2K)
Will they be forcing people to genuflect before the new order?
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Working on perfecting his Hugo Chavez impersonation as we speak.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:39 PM (s2e/j)
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:29 PM (KnJdm)
Afraid I have to disagree on that. The normies think the only news
they need to know what they see on failbook. Anything on failbook is
bound to only show congress doing the right thing, any dissenting voice
will be deplatformed. That sewer called failbook has to be nuked and it
has to be nuked now.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (wpzq6)
It is up to you to bring the glaring comparisons to their attention. The left isn't going to do it for you.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: That guy in "Big Sausage Pizza" at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (DMUuz)
"In his opening remarks, the Democrat chair of the Rules Committee said that Republicans last week voted to overturn the results of an election," Jordan began.
"Guess who the first objector was on January 6, 2017? First objector. The Democrat chair of the Rules Committee. And guess which state he objected to? Alabama. The very first state called," Jordan said, noting Trump won the state by a massive margin.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (3aI0K)
Did you ever watch Judge Joe Brown show--he once had a victim of a theft get to go to the thief's house to get something of the thief. The thief was indignant.
A classic sign of an oligarchy (debased aristocracy) is rules do not apply to oligarchs, only to plebes and serfs.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (jcJL9)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (zy+gb)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:37 PM (Cxk7w)
This is not just snark - if we want to fix voter fraud, the Republicans have to get good at cheating. Throw Dem poll watchers out. Just once. That shit will become illegal in hot minute.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (jOfBM)
The problem with this is he feels the Senate is best served by the Chamber of Commerce.
That being said I don't trust "sources say". This can mean nothing more then McConnell's staff wishes he would say.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (6Pqz7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (uxJPn)
Every fucking named Conservative out there is preaching acceptance and kneeling and 'using the war of ideas'.
Fuck.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (uxJPn)
They lost that war. They allowed voter "irregularities" and disenfranchised us while extending the franchise to dead people, green card holders, underage voters and fictitious people. I don't like their ideas, so they can count me out of their "we".
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (ONvIw)
That sounds just pathetic enough to be real.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at January 13, 2021 03:25 PM
Sounds just like Mitt, no?
Posted by: one of the quiet ones
Queen Nancy promised she would let him hitch a ride on her plane because of his new found terror of airports.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...sitting on my hill at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (s2e/j)
Hunter WILL go down for pedo shit. That's no Q fantasy, and Joe will have some explaining to do to.
Of course it all could've been part of the plan to put Kamala in anyway.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 13, 2021 03:33 PM (DBPIP)
Big Tech wants Kamala, so yeah, that's the plan.
They'll allow the Hunter laptop story to come out when it's time.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: admiral lord crenshaw using a spyglass at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Zombie John "15" Holmes at January 13, 2021 03:39 PM (4I/2K)
You shut your whore mouth
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ZfRYq)
You and the rest of the republicans that did not stand up for President Trump will never get another penny from us, or a single vote EVER. We've dropped our registration in the party of backstabbers, and are encouraging everyone we know to do the same.
Go to hell.
Won't have any effect, but I do feel better.
Posted by: Toni at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (/c+mq)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (qREJU)
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)
Who you going to believe, your husband of 41 years or all your liberal friends on failbook. I know exactly where I stand in that calculation.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (wpzq6)
---Liz "War Cock" Cheney
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (ptqGC)
Go hard on China and their willing Lackeys.
Attack Canada. Be ruthless. Every last government official and their families. Our population will be about 10 million when you're done, but you got to break a few eggs.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (Sq5xa)
All shit breaks loose...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (v2c9/)
Can I interest you in these lovely Widening Gyres?
Posted by: Your Slouching Oligarchs at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (w3rBT)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (YboWf)
Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (3Zp/H)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (YYlyE)
That's why I like your links, to browse what else these places might have.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (CQ3Qb)
McConnell uses his position to gather grift for his favored lieutenants and going below 40 GOP senators ends the grifting opportunities. He is letting the Senate Dems go ahead and choose between hurting their own policy agenda and nominations or satisfy the rabid base by a pointless impeachment. It puts the dilemma on Schumer and Biden's handlers.
McConnell prefers to do nothing unless he is getting paid for it.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (pO7gM)
I agree with this analysis
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (ZfRYq)
Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:35 PM (rlfg3)
That's so true !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
I know my grandfathers are turning fast enough to light up the Vegas strip right now.
Posted by: The Paulo at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (6Pqz7)
To be fair, the story was worded in such a way --"Mitch LIKES impeachment" that it was obviously something someone--but not Mitch or anyone close to him-- told the reporter
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (6Pqz7)
I believe the sources. Elaine Chao was the first administration official to resign over 1/6 for a reason, and that was to set this up and stop Trump from pursuing the presidency and the information drop.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Meghan McCain
I'm pretty sure Meggie Mac has a doughnut guy whose sole job is to keep a doughnut within her easy reach at all times.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (lmikk)
They'll allow the Hunter laptop story to come out when it's time.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:41 PM (HrMC1)
They will leave Joe in as long as they can. There will be no disgrace to a Good Soldier or his Family. Plenty of time to install the hell whore
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (Sq5xa)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (YboWf)
His estate & grave are only about an hour away. I should go check it out sometime
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (9PsRb)
Rules Committee said that Republicans last week voted to overturn the
results of an election," Jordan began.
"Guess who the first
objector was on January 6, 2017? First objector. The Democrat chair of
the Rules Committee. And guess which state he objected to? Alabama. The
very first state called," Jordan said, noting Trump won the state by a
massive margin.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (3aI0K)
Fuck Jordan too. Where the hell was he all week when his supporters were unpersoned.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (KnJdm)
Who you going to believe, your husband of 41 years or all your
liberal friends on failbook. I know exactly where I stand in that
calculation.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (wpzq6)
It took a while, and it takes patience. Mrs. is awake. It can be done.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Monty James at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: Matt Damon at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (SWbVS)
Far too many people here disdain the 'normies'. From all signs including polling, the normies did notice---the steal, the stupid impeachment, the disparity in aunty fa la la treatment versus the Capitol protest,
They can read between the lines but are simply unable to figure out what to do about it. The normalcy bias calls for simply shrugging one's shoulders and withdrawal so as to not lose one's job, get harassed at work or school, etc.
It is the job of leaders to explain what the options are. And a wise one calls for actually achievable actions instead of blowing smoke.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Dingbat
Why would Trump transition to a senile old man with a criminal child or two?
Posted by: lefty vegans
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Out: America will never be a socialist country.
In: We will have a peaceful transition to communism.
Posted by: ShainS at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (FrRJA)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Unkaren at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
Oh Jane, how I'd like to find out
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (uxJPn)
Posted by: Unkaren at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)
Under a desk petrified with righteous fear?
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)
And yes I am grumpy today. This move by McConnell is just one more way they are trying to stave off responsibility for their own actions. Attacking us has not moved the meter so they think sparing Trump what they think will be a humiliation will appease us instead.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (946rW)
Our elites, aren't. At all.
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (NYS7S)
Trump couldn't prevent them from stealing the election from him this time. Why would they fear him next time?
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:46 PM (ONvIw)
Sarcasm?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (946rW)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (Sq5xa)
And remember four years ago when the media was saying "Russia HACKED the election?" And how we laughed because it's wasn't like " the voting machines are hooked up to the internet or anything."
Good Times
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (HrMC1)
liberal friends on failbook. I know exactly where I stand in that
calculation.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2021 03:42 PM (wpzq6)
It took a while, and it takes patience. Mrs. is awake. It can be done.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (KnJdm)
This is true.
My wife voted for Donald J Trump the second time, but voted for Hilary in 2016.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (uxJPn)
shoulders and withdrawal so as to not lose one's job, get harassed at
work or school, etc.
It is the job of leaders to explain what the options are. And a wise
one calls for actually achievable actions instead of blowing smoke.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 03:45 PM (pO7gM)
I have seen quite a few new names and voices pop up in the last few weeks, who are outraged/shocked/scared at the left's pending and current overreach. People are taking notice. Go fourth and multiply, while you prepare for the worst.
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (KnJdm)
Fake Maine accent is the worst.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (YYlyE)
As much as I think Trump is the best president since Coolidge, the election was not stolen from him.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (6/LtX)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (946rW)
A mere question.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Turnout Man at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (7CyhL)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (946rW)
I need to get clarification on that one - you believe 81+ million living, breathing, adult human US citizens voted for... Joe Biden?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)
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What I once would have referred to as "our side" is excellent about speechifying. That, and strongly worded letters (Looking at you, Grassley). But not much else.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (SVRfQ)
They also no that--eventually--the facts about how the election was stolen will come out , leading many more people to conclude that "Trump wuz robbed of his second term. Let's vote for him in 2024."
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (HrMC1)
Fake Maine accent is the worst.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
Rawng! Lawn-Guyland accent is the worst
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (GA8EQ)
And all y'all who lost your minds because you believed a story in the New York Times will learn your lesson from this, right?
Hahahahahaha I'm so funny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (946rW)
I need to get clarification on that one - you believe 81+ million
living, breathing, adult human US citizens voted for... Joe Biden?
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (NYS7S)
OH NO NO NO, sorry for the misunderstanding. The election was stolen from US.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (lcQJG)
Remember how the Left flipped out about the military in a PARADE in Washington for Fourth of July?
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (YYlyE)
I read that as "Lorena Bobbitt."
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (HrMC1)
Fingernails on a blackboard >> Boston accent ~ mule braying
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (rlfg3)
Posted by: MW at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (gWtVa)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (946rW)
We're cool then
(tips cap)Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (Izzlo)
Nope. Brooklynese.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: flounder at January 13, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)
____________
The MFP - Middle Finger Party. We occupy the seats they allow us to have and spend our time telling everyone, especially former GOPe turds, to fvck off.
I nominate AtC as Minority Whip.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (QqhVI)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:49 PM (YYlyE)
I'd like to lift her ban!
IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (ZfRYq)
plus the fact that they stab an extremely popular with their voters President in the back, plus BONUS stabbing of their voters in the face-
plus, the reports that people are walking away from the Reps in droves,
has made The Turtle reconsider his last relevant to the voters act for the next two years being assay to the Dims last minute impeachment of Trump.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (EERbD)
Fake Maine accent is the worst.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
Rawng! Lawn-Guyland accent is the worst
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (Izzlo)
"Ahm no wayz tard!"
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (HrMC1)
No shit. We haven't been for years now.
Posted by: kotter9 at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (2rDEM)
Why should porn be any different than life?
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What, you haven't banged your hot stepmom?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (w7uQA)
No, the Constitution doesn't have standing here. The new People's Republic of Democrats Congress, will, however; and according to Article I, Section Three of the Calvinball Clause, Orange Bad Men indeed CAN be impeached even after death.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: MikeN at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)
Good LORD no Biden did not win and how must it be frosting Obama's cookies that they had to push Biden's vote totals above his own to steal this.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (lonOK)
I strongly disagree.
There's plenty of evidence the courts refused to look at. Even if you discard all of the statistical improbabilities, the co-ordinated halting of counting, the video of the suitcases full of votes being pulled out after everyone's told to go home, several SecStates blatantly ignored election law to allow voting before and after it was legally allowed.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
This! And it will be glorious! Know why? Because tens of millions of people who voted for Trump or benefited from his policies are going to see it happen in real time. Oh no. No, no ,no... Not on the MSM. They already know those lying fuck stains can't be trusted. And not from social media because they recently discovered that the Tech Tyrants are shutting down opposition. No, no no! They will get that info from citizen reporters who are giving true fact! They will search out more info from trustworthy sources on the internet and THAT right there is why tech tyrants, dems, and the media are in full blown panic and trying to shut Trump down. They cannot control this.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: It's me donnaWhile they ar havinf their little impechment orgasm today, Trump should release everyth at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: x at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (0tE/i)
The entire Dem leadership is like that. They're pushing to do something quickly because half of them might drop dead before next week.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (GA8EQ)
Well that disqualifies him right there.
In my lifetime there have been two Republican leaders who were up to the task: Newt Gingrich and Bill Frist
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
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Pepperidge Fahm remembahs...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (TsFZr)
EMPENADA SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden
_____________________
Are you okay joe? Cause' if you ain't I can get ka, ka, uh kamuhlala in here real quick.
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (kTF2Z)
The goal is to silence Us
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Yes, but first we must have a race war.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (w7uQA)
Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 13, 2021 03:40 PM (jcJL9)
(squeaky Mark Dice voice)Those are MINE! I'm gonna tell Chris Cuomo on you!
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at January 13, 2021 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (YYlyE)
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A hockey stick behind every
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (ab0zp)
____________
I'll sleep well knowing we're being protected from the cast of Animal House.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (QqhVI)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM
Still trying to figure out how Democrats in Flint fighting with Democrats in Detroit over water rates is the Republican Governor's fault.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (GA8EQ)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (HhXSr)
We will now continue with the Constitutionally demanded Purges and show trials.
-USCCP
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (lmikk)
Point of Order: Is there anything other than "designer crocs"? I mean, c'mon.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (HhXSr)
Too bad we'll never find out
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (Zmnko)
Vote Harder!
Yeah right.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)
Oh if only we had had Barky Obama and his crack team leading the way and showing us all how regime change should really be done, like they did in Libya!
Remember that one, Mollie? Obama and his "leading from behind" crew of nitwits and dumb-asses decided it'd be a great idea to get rid of Libya's Qadaffi, so they assembled one of those multi-national teams that you lefties love so much, and they came "and he died" as Hillary famously cackled.
And then hordes of terrorists rushed into the power vacuum that Barky and Co. had created and Libya became a disastrous shit-show. And what did Barky say when asked later what he had anticipated would happen when Qadaffi was disposed of: "I never really gave it any thought" the great foreign-policy genius replied.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (ZGrMX)
And a few said they caught the covids from the raid, so maybe it will spread.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (lcQJG)
Posted by: MikeN at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (o/eHL)
Wait. Alcee Hastings was impeached and convicted, and then ran successfully for Congress. Or did he get the melanin-exemption?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (rlfg3)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (w7uQA)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (zy+gb)
There is no time for a vanity impeachment.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (YYlyE)
We are all tired. I knew it was either a mis type or someone was socking red.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (lmikk)
Why should porn be any different than life?
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What, you haven't banged your hot stepmom?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (w7uQA)
You don't have a 9" rod of steel? C'mon, that's "average.'
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bDqIh)
Which one? The one that sounds like North Masshole or around Baxter where it sounds like someone from Liverpool?
Or something else?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (y7DUB)
The race war is to distract from what's actually going on, the class war.
Posted by: Brian at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (HhXSr)
Camo crocs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (lmikk)
There's plenty of evidence the courts refused to look at. Even if
you discard all of the statistical improbabilities, the co-ordinated
halting of counting, the video of the suitcases full of votes being
pulled out after everyone's told to go home, several SecStates blatantly
ignored election law to allow voting before and after it was legally
allowed.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:53 PM (YYlyE)
bonhomme... see my reply above to Doctor.Boom. I did not word my post clearly. I meant to say that the election was stolen from the American people.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (946rW)
Fuck Jordan too. Where the hell was he all week when his supporters were unpersoned.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)
Yep. It doesn't matter what they say or do now,the time to stand up was when tens of thousands of peaceful protesters were being smeared as white supremist hell bent on insurrection.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Desk Chair at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (PtOP4)
Isn't this exactly how you pictured the foreign conquest of the US?
Also, I guess coronavirus doesn't infect soldiers defending Xiden just like it doesn't infect BLM/Antifa rioters.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 03:57 PM (qlFIA)
LOL.. In now way did they "catch" it from the Congresswoman Nancy dragged in to vote who actually has covid
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:50 PM (946rW)
We're cool then (tips cap)
Posted by: Doctor.Boom at January 13, 2021 03:51 PM (NYS7S)
Well played.
I talk to reasonable people and I say "Okay, it's like the Supreme Court, it's not final because it's right, it's right because it's final... but you can't possibly believe the election results, right? Rather than prove the contention of fraud wrong, the left and establishment right chased off the law firms large enough to prove it in the time available, deplatformed those sharing the evidence, refused cooperation at every turn, and for all intents and purposes did everything to delay or inflame without ever seeking to develop a record that would rebut nearly any of the irregularities with the ways people registered and voted, the turnout, chain of custody, counting, tabulation, etc.
And remarkably even these reasonable people don't see it or don't want to. Listen I'm not even saying let's do anything about it, it's over, but FFS open your eyes.
Posted by: Turnout Man at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (7CyhL)
Liz Cheney chose poorly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at January 13, 2021 03:15 PM (yQpMk)
69 ... heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ...
Posted by: Beavis & Butt-Head at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (BsrgJ)
Nancy Mace
Jim Jordan
Louie Gohmert.
Anyone else? Has Paul Gosar been up yet?
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (ZfRYq)
There is no time for a vanity impeachment.
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (3aI0K)
They cannot confirm appointments for a dude that is not President.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (946rW)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)
I bought some empanadas, frozen, from Walmart and they were surprisingly good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 03:58 PM (lmikk)
I kind of doubt that Trump wants to run for president again. I also doubt that he could, now that the coup has been completed. The goofy post-administration impeachment supposedly is to prevent this, but in addition to being bullshit, I think it probably doesn't matter anyway.
He could have quite a role in politics anyway, unless he's done with that too. Stopping that would require other means, such as criminal charges. Getting Trump and anyone associated with him apparently is going to be an obsession with these people for the foreseeable future. They rally around it. Underground Planet of the Apes cave mutants worshipping a nuclear weapon. Not my countrymen.
Trump is a manifestation of something that has not gone away -- ordinary people realizing that the program is not for their benefit, but for a small elite. These idiots have actually stoked it as they try to stamp it out.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (lhOmp)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (KAi1n)
Oh if only we had had Barky Obama and his crack team leading the way and showing us all how regime change should really be done, like they did in Libya!
"Bush and Cheney's foreign policy misadventures were a clusterfuck" and "Obama and Hillary's foreign policy misadventures were a clusterfuck" are both true.
Posted by: Brian at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (ZGrMX)
"I have not made a final decision on how I will vote and I intend to listen to the legal arguments when they are presented to the Senate."
https://t.co/1PeXbiopKX
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (YYlyE)
Moar gaslighting?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (HrMC1)
As compared to Target?
Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (lcQJG)
Why should porn be any different than life?
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What, you haven't banged your hot stepmom?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (w7uQA)
Next you'll tell me wimmenz don't like to be smacked on the ass after being sprayed with a money shot.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (w7uQA)
My wife voted for Donald J Trump the second time, but voted for Hilary in 2016.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 13, 2021 03:47 PM (uxJPn)
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Did she put a frog on your arm in '16?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: redbanzai
Sure they can. They hold a pro forma vote on Biden's presumptive nominees to become effective upon his "installation" and they're formal nomination. Kinda soviet, but that's the mechanism.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (KAi1n)
As compared to Target?
Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (lcQJG)
They were Jamaican. Said so right on the box.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (lmikk)
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A hockey stick behind every blade of grass snowdrift.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 03:55 PM (ab0zp)
If there is a national divorce, I wonder if Manitoba & Saskatchewan would want to join up in America 2.0?
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (Izzlo)
"I have not made a final decision on how I will vote and I intend to listen to the legal arguments when they are presented to the Senate."
https://t.co/1PeXbiopKX
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (YYlyE)
Yes, but the same article states that Mitch won't reconvene until the 19th, so.....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (HrMC1)
Also formal condemnation for VP elect Harris for her "they will continue and must continue" incitement?
Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 04:00 PM (lcQJG)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)
Which are, of course, a type of weasel.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)
In the 18th century, there was a guide to London prostitutes, Harris' Guide to Covent-Garden Ladies, which mentioned one woman who "assayed each man's Maypole at Nine Inches and fined him a Guinea for each Inch not Up to Measure."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (qlFIA)
Take that subtext for what it's worth...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (AiCb8)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (YYlyE)
Which are, of course, a type of weasel.
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So they are Marsupials? Sounds legit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (w7uQA)
I like empanadas a lot. My only complaint with the traditional empanada, at least the ones I've had that were made by nice, traditional Hispanic ladies, is sometimes they have olives that have not been pitted.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I'm happily munching away, and then CRACK, OW MY TOOTH!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (YYlyE)
Were they pizza empanadas?
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (ZfRYq)
Moar gaslighting?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (HrMC1)
I do not know what is going on with that. Trump signed an emergency order on the 11th and earlier today someone here said Duckworth was demanding the troops be vetted (I assume for political leanings) before being allowed in DC.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (946rW)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 03:44 PM (946rW)
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Wasn't he one of the ones putting on a Gowdy-like show of grilling tech oligarchs?
I'm having trouble coming up with a short list of people we need to keep.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (QqhVI)
Why should porn be any different than life?
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What, you haven't banged your hot stepmom?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 03:52 PM (w7uQA)
You don't have a 9" rod of steel? C'mon, that's "average.'
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)
The Paolo thinks that is adorable.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (KAi1n)
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Yes.
But him being a player these next four years could be dreamy.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)
She must have been rich. So why was she a prostitute?
Is that why they called her Long Liz?*
*one of Jack The Ripper's victims.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (lmikk)
I heard so many liberals moved to Alberta that it has a lesbian tranny governor or somesuch now. There's a cautionary tale in there somewhere.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (ZGrMX)
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I looked it up this morning, and apparently after the senate convicted him and ordered him removed from the federal bench, they decided (doesn't say why, but I would not be surprised if his race was a factor) not to vote on whether he should be prohibited from ever holding another federal office. Since they didn't vote on it, he wasn't barred, and that is why he was able to run for congress after being booted from the federal bench for being a crook.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (qlFIA)
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Strip people of their vote and voice, property and person and win stupid prizes.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (w7uQA)
with this pronouncement, the green light for the 'R' side of Senate to
leave DC, and stay away, until the 19th.
Posted by: CPT. Charles
So is the Senate in recess?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (KAi1n)
The main reason they want this "insurrection" at the capitol to be put
through cultural public shaming is so there isn't an uprising to fix the
election fraud. Now that they have it in place, they want it to be
shamed to even question it. If the vote is rigged and there is no way to
fix it, they have their power forever.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (r+sAi)
That is their aim. It does not seem to be working.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (946rW)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (ONvIw)
No. And please send a donation.
Posted by: The GOP at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2021 04:02 PM (YYlyE)
I am still wondering at the people who have pork chop sandwiches with the bone in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)
That's funny. I read somewhere that prostitutes generally don't like dealing with well-endowed johns.
Too much work.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (HrMC1)
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Any beings that would willingly visit this worthless lump of rock can't be intelligent.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (qlFIA)
Meat Donuts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (946rW)
The capitol perimeter is thick with them, dressed for combat
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (ONvIw)
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1349423928175976448
*falls off couch laughing*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (O+I8R)
I presume the guys in the guys in the military can see what we do - the USA dies the moment Tyrant Xiden is installed.
I'm sure they've bought off the generals, but all you need is one patriotic colonel with a following and suddenly we are repeating Romania circa 1989.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (qlFIA)
Moar gaslighting?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (HrMC1)
They won't say it but the troops are there in case Trump is removed.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 13, 2021 04:05 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (TCZSz)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (946rW)
I think it is working beyond their wildest dreams.
People are getting fired for having just gone to Washington.
The "money people" are defunding any Republican who questioned the election.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (ZfRYq)
I'm not going to lie, I don't understand how it is that a small business is inherently superior, in all ways (especially morally) to all other businesses. HOWEVER, I , like anyone else, has his list of businesses he will support, great or small. So in that spirit I've been hitting a few places I have long adored in San Marcos, TX in a bid to pad their wallets during a crappy time.
To a lesser extent I've been doing this in San Antonio but it continues nonetheless.
I'm scheming about how to demonetize Walmart. Screw them.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (mrBDs)
Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 04:06 PM (lcQJG)
I'm happily munching away, and then CRACK, OW MY TOOTH!
Posted by: bonhomme
Did you learn your lesson? From now on, every empanada you ever have will be better than that one.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (KAi1n)
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Boy, they're sure expecting a lot of militant Grandmas singing "God Bless America" and protesting the illegitimate installation of Biden.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (O+I8R)
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Yeah, that sounds more like Mitch, instead of that "sources say" crap. An experienced politician hedging. He's not utterly unaware of the political resentment and anger in the base, he's just loyal to his donor class instead of the voting class.
He's bought and paid for, not stupid.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (QqhVI)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2021 04:04 PM (ONvIw)
Trump should have claimed victory election night
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 04:07 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: radar at January 13, 2021 03:43 PM (3Zp/H)
People who say things like this tend to be deeply embarrassed and overwhelming ashamed of America's superpower status and look to a whiny, toothless America in a world ruled by China with great relish.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (mrBDs)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2021 03:56 PM (HrMC1)
In the 18th century, there was a guide to London prostitutes, Harris' Guide to Covent-Garden Ladies, which mentioned one woman who "assayed each man's Maypole at Nine Inches and fined him a Guinea for each Inch not Up to Measure."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:01 PM (2JVJo)
A guinea was a gold coin, that was a lot of money.
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (Izzlo)
The GOPe at some level probably knows by now that it is doomed but they still have two years of grifting in front of them and they are probably praying for some hideous disaster to befall the US so voters are forced to hold their nose and vote for them in 2022.
The Whigs fell apart as a result of the Compromise of 1850 and due to bad VP replacements (Tyler and Fillmore) from the early deaths of two Whig presidents. Contenders for disaster include a financial crisis (loss of reserve status), a Dem self made domestic crisis (2nd Amendment negation, Kamala, packing the court, trying Donald Trump for crimes, etc.) or a foreign policy disaster like wars like Iraq.
Several things that people might want to consider is who their state and local political leaders are and try to fix that rather than worrying about the national level in 2022. One possible third party model is the endorsing type. Create a third party state and local party organization that threatens to run a candidate as a spoiler if a competitive race exists between R and D and the Rep is a squish. Otherwise the 3rd party simply endorses a candidate in that race.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (pO7gM)
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I don't know. Usually Western Separatism from Canada is northern/interior B.C. (so most outside of Vancouver area and the island), Alberta, maybe Saskatchewan, and maybe parts of Manitoba.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2021 04:08 PM (ab0zp)
I'm having trouble coming up with a short list of people we need to keep.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (QqhVI)
Between Treytor and that bigmouthed piece of shit, Darryl Issa, never have so many goofy words been expended on so little results. Definitely two GOPe HOFers.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2021 04:09 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (KAi1n)
If Trump makes recess appointments how long will they serve before they get the boot?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (CZm2G)
Bigots Against Bigotry, Unite!
Hypocrites Against Hypocrisy, Unite
Posted by: Satans Retards at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (uc+oy)
What will not be reported until Biden dies of a paste overdose is that Trump filled the Resolute desk drawers with paste pots with a note--Hey Joey--eat this.
Posted by: whig at January 13, 2021 04:10 PM (pO7gM)
how come they did not do that for any rioting,looting, statue toppleing in 2020?
oh yeah, it is us
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 13, 2021 04:11 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (KAi1n)
I would laugh and laugh if Trump got to make a bunch of recess appointments this week.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 13, 2021 04:12 PM (946rW)
Based on the announcement above, yes.
Think of it as a surprise "hall pass" for anybody who wants grab one.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl)
*one of Jack The Ripper's victims.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2021 04:03 PM (lmikk)
"Long Liz" was actually about 5' 5". Her nickname came from her surname: Elizabeth Stride.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (2JVJo)
And figure a way to get them out of their seats.
No more pussy footing around.
Primary season should start now.
Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2021 04:15 PM (aj2cY)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 04:18 PM (AiCb8)
Trump smiles and said, "Sure thing."
And guess who activate (and take command of) all those troops now in DC.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 13, 2021 04:20 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2021 04:22 PM (AiCb8)
Posted by: Parler at January 13, 2021 03:59 PM (lcQJG)
Target wants America re-segregated. Screw them.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2021 04:25 PM (mrBDs)
They're currently kitted out with riot gear.
But that could change with the issuance of proper orders, and the right phone calls.
For the moment, riot gear seems like a good choice. (besides, the Marine barracks is 'just down the road' from DC).
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 13, 2021 04:29 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Joseph Dagostino at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (3w9Fm)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 13, 2021 04:35 PM (mrBDs)
Posted by: Ziba at January 13, 2021 04:40 PM (S1hrL)
I will add that nobody was shot.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2021 04:51 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: S Kane at January 13, 2021 05:01 PM (ELN3R)
Posted by: cornbred at January 13, 2021 05:16 PM (Cvr6u)
At noon on January 20th Trump will no longer be the President, therefore he can't be tried and/or convicted by the Senate.
Posted by: Thomas J Reilly at January 13, 2021 06:42 PM (FtTgW)
Posted by: chefwes_tx at January 13, 2021 06:45 PM (DdP6u)
Posted by: rcocean at January 13, 2021 08:28 PM (evE25)
No one thought the Census couldn't ask about Citizenship before Roberts/4 liberals decided differently. OR that Obama could issue an unconstitutional DACA executive order but Trump could NOT issue an order repealing it.
There are already 4 votes on the SCOTUS to uphold a Post-presidency Trump conviction. Trust me.
Posted by: rcocean at January 13, 2021 08:34 PM (evE25)
I don't imagine it being much longer then "Get fucked you cheating cunt."
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at January 13, 2021 09:25 PM (A2eXZ)
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