Uganda Blocks FaceBook and Twitter To Block The Tech Monopolies' Power to Interfere In Their Elections;
Twitter Bizarrely Declares That the Free Flow of Information over the Internet is Critical During Elections

Remember, Twitter banned any mention of Hunter Biden's laptops or the secret deal to set aside 10% of the money gotten from Chinese spies for Joe Biden.

Before the election.

They have repeatedly banned, shadowbanned, throttled, and limited conservative speech during election season.

And now they whine: but it's so important to have an unimpeded exchange of ideas during an election.


twitterballs.jpg

Really.

You don't say.

This guy points out that Uganda did what the Corporate Cuck GOP never did: Protected its people from tech monopolists with harmful agendas.



Robert Barnes pointed out, in a podcast with Viva Frei, that Jack Dorsey has opened himself up to a shareholder suit. And an SEC criminal charge for fraud.

Dorsey previously testified, to Congress, that the reason he had not banned the Ayatollah of Iran for his constant incitement of violence is that Twitter had a policy to never -- N E V E R -- ban a state actor account.

And then they banned Trump.

And then their stock price dropped 12%.

The claims of principals of a company must be completely true. If they are not true, and investors lose money based on those false representations -- like, for example, Dorsey claiming Twitter had an ironclad policy against ever banning the chief executives of nations -- then not only can shareholders sue to recover the money they lost, but the SEC can investigate and prosecute the false represenation.

But of course that won't happen.

Because the GOP has delivered the nation into the total control of the Tech Overlords.

Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM




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1 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 12, 2021 05:11 PM (OUMaO)

2 They are evil, and in power. God help us all.

Posted by: Toni at January 12, 2021 05:12 PM (/c+mq)

3 th

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at January 12, 2021 05:12 PM (2cfUo)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 05:12 PM (arJlL)

5 Power is fleeting. Booze is eternal.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 12, 2021 05:12 PM (OUMaO)

6 I never thought it would be a cyberpunk dystopia . . .

Posted by: bored383 at January 12, 2021 05:13 PM (PxJWq)

7 after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.

Posted by: ace at January 12, 2021 05:13 PM (5+1A/)

8 U ganda hafta take you social media someplace else

Posted by: Busted can of biscuits at January 12, 2021 05:13 PM (2cfUo)

9 Oh oh oh is this where we discuss how we gave the GOP everything it claimed it needed to do the things it promised and then Paul Ryan et al stabbed us in the face?

Because I have Feelings about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 12, 2021 05:14 PM (GbPPJ)

10 Twitter delenda est

Posted by: Antifa handbook at January 12, 2021 05:14 PM (tt3kE)

11 Twitter is hypocritical enough to be leftwing

Yay Uganda.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 05:14 PM (lgiXo)

12 So Ace, what happens to .mu.nu when the tech overlords there come calling? What is your plan for bugout?

The 'greyman' policy looks better all the time.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 12, 2021 05:14 PM (isyKh)

13 Last I checked, the heads of state of Germany, France, and Mexico, yes *Mexico* said Twitter had gone too far.


Any others jump on board yet?

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 12, 2021 05:14 PM (Ynlay)

14 wow, just wow

Posted by: spypeach at January 12, 2021 05:15 PM (Up/Jb)

15 Power is fleeting. Booze is eternal.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid


Well, I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:15 PM (vcOmj)

16 9 Nothing more than feeeelings.....

Posted by: Antifa handbook at January 12, 2021 05:15 PM (tt3kE)

17 Dey know dee whey, bruddah.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 05:15 PM (nakwk)

18 >>>after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2021 05:13 PM (5+1A/)

Tellin' ya, I'm right there with ya. Jeebus.

Posted by: Pony Tail at January 12, 2021 05:15 PM (Sh7Pu)

19 Neunzehn

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 12, 2021 05:15 PM (ZSK0i)

20 I had two accounts on Twitter. One with my real name and face. I was cordial, polite, never insulted or advocated violence or promoted whackadoodle conspiracies. I amassed a few thousand followers and used it to interact with politicians and celebs and pro athletes and other users who shared my interests.

I had another account on Twitter that was anonymous. I used that account for shitposting. Guess which account just got suspended. Yep. The "nice" one. So I'm about to crank my Twitter shitposting up to 11. Lol

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 12, 2021 05:16 PM (Fdr9/)

21
The claims of principals of a company must be completely true. If they are not true, and investors lose money based on those false representations -- like, for example, Dorsey claiming Twitter had an ironclad policy against ever banning the chief executives of nations -- then not only can shareholders sue to recover the money they lost, but the SEC can investigate and prosecute the false represenation.

Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM

No standing.

Please don't add 12 justices now.

Please.

Posted by: Judge Dread Roberts at January 12, 2021 05:16 PM (Ojki1)

22 Haha...CNN is ending the Airport Network at the end of March. Travelers rejoice!

Posted by: lizabth at January 12, 2021 05:16 PM (L3Rsz)

23 We do not have plaintiffs attorneys on our side for a derivative suit because we spent the last 50 years demonizing things like derivative suits. Just saying.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 12, 2021 05:16 PM (cnTJD)

24 It is the duty of every man, as far as his ability extends, to detect and expose delusion and error.

Posted by: Tom Pain at January 12, 2021 05:16 PM (+y8uL)

25 Fake Christian David French will denounce Uganda.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 05:16 PM (lgiXo)

26 Twitter was at $54 per share last Wed. Today it closed at $47. I'm not great at math, but I think that means they had 13% decline is share price in a weeks time?


Posted by: johnd01 at January 12, 2021 05:16 PM (ukNFU)

27 This won't end well.

Posted by: Not the guy who thinks it won't end well, but I also don't think it will end well at January 12, 2021 05:16 PM (tFfVB)

28 ShitRod Brown, the incoming chair of the Senate Banking Committee, says his priorities will be "climate change" and "racism". What about banking, ShitRod? Is addressing that anywhere on your agenda?



Translation: withdraw all your money from the banks now. Buy gold, canned goods, and ammo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:17 PM (2q9zZ)

29 I love this sooooo much.
Twitter is so f#cked -- they have given every country a reason to shut them down during elections, and also to dictate/micromanage twitter's suspensions.

You shut down the leader of the free world out of partisan spite and suddenly every other world leader says, "Hold on now -- you can't just do that to *us*!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:17 PM (bDqIh)

30 after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2021 05:13 PM (5+1A/)

I tried it. Doesn't work. I recommend powerlifting and coffee.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:17 PM (gAFsE)

31 7 after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2021 05:13 PM (5+1A/)

So the parents put you on booze right after breastfeeding?

Take that Dr. Spock.

Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 05:17 PM (Ojki1)

32 Millions of gallons of irony and not a single drop on 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 05:17 PM (nakwk)

33 Uganda learned a few things about dictators I guess

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2021 05:17 PM (Cxk7w)

34 > I think that means they had 13% decline is share price in a weeks time?

Tanked > 12% yesterday, down another 2% today.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:17 PM (2q9zZ)

35 Haha...CNN is ending the Airport Network at the end of March. Travelers rejoice!
Posted by: lizabth

Nobody is flying, nobody is watching.

I used to fly a lot for my company.

I may never fly again, if they require a Vaccine Passport. That right there is something out of the Soviet Playbook.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

36 sidebar - charges against Rick Snyder? He never lifted a finger to help Trump or us, so fuck him, I don't care. Reap the whirlwind, bitches.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 12, 2021 05:18 PM (trdmm)

37 "after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation."

100 Million Russians can't be wrong!

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 05:18 PM (+y8uL)

38 Last I checked, the heads of state of Germany, France, and Mexico, yes *Mexico* said Twitter had gone too far.


Any others jump on board yet?
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 12, 2021 05:14 PM (Ynlay)

When a fucking East German tells you you're going too far with the censorship...

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:18 PM (gAFsE)

39 15 Power is fleeting. Booze is eternal.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid


Well, I'll drink to that!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:15 PM (vcOmj)

Well, booze is more of a rental thing really...

Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 05:18 PM (Ojki1)

40 Do you know de way?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (ifmtJ)

41 Translation: withdraw all your money from the banks now. Buy gold, canned goods, and ammo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:17 PM (2q9zZ)

I think I'll be picking up another ounce this week.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (gAFsE)

42 By the way this is hilarious.
You have the government of Uganda - which is made up of black Africans - doing what the Trump supporters have been calling for here in the US.
And the left is now saying Trump supporters are White Supremacists.
So...black African Ugandas are now officially White Supremacist!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (qlFIA)

43 From the NY Times : Senator Mitch McConnell, the Republican leader, has told associates he
believes President Trump committed impeachable offenses and that he is
pleased that Democrats are moving to impeach him, believing that it will
make it easier to purge him from the party, according to people
familiar with his thinking.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (IsWuk)

44 The Biden SEC will get right on that. Right after the Biden DOJ finishes its voter fraud investigation.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (YIHbn)

45 38 Last I checked, the heads of state of Germany, France, and Mexico, yes *Mexico* said Twitter had gone too far.


Any others jump on board yet?
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 12, 2021 05:14 PM (Ynlay)

When a fucking East German tells you you're going too far with the censorship...
Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:18 PM (gAFsE)

Pump the brakes on that. Merkel wasn't arguing against censorship, she was just arguing that the government should do it.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (Fdr9/)

46 after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.

I have tips and suggestions.

Tip - as a vocation drinking doesn't pay as much as you'd think.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (3H9h1)

47 "We can't stop _____ until we have the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches!"

*Gets Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches*

"Orangemanbad! Send money."

- The GOPe, moving the goalposts AND pulling the football away.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (Ynlay)

48 "Do you know de way?"

Drunken BlogFu?

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 05:20 PM (+y8uL)

49 'A Suffusion of Irony'

Posted by: iChing Calculator at January 12, 2021 05:20 PM (038q7)

50 Twitter was at $54 per share last Wed. Today it closed at $47. I'm not great at math, but I think that means they had 13% decline is share price in a weeks time?

......

Working American investors losing money while being blindly invested in them through a mutual fund will almost certainly force them to change their tune.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 05:20 PM (gohdN)

51 So I'd like your opinion, Horde.

I got an email a bit ago. It's from "WUSA Part Sales"

It says, "Please find attached Weinig Returned Goods Authorization Form. Please include this with your return shipment."

I don't have anything to return. Needless to say, I have not clicked the attachment, though it identifies itself as a .pdf. The kicker here is that in addition to being addressed to me, there's a cc to "shelving@" my server.

I am not kidding. WTF?

Posted by: creeper at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (XxJt1)

52 Shouldn't there be dancing Ugandan pallbearers on this thread?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

53 Pump the brakes on that. Merkel wasn't arguing against censorship, she was just arguing that the government should do it.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (Fdr9/)

Ok, point taken. I just think the whole whaddayacall of an East German telling you you've gone too far to be funny.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (gAFsE)

54 Dude, even I'm not this stupid, and I'm dead of syphilis.

Posted by: Ida Amin Dada at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (v16oJ)

55 Buy gold, canned goods, and ammo.

> I think I'll be picking up another ounce this week.


You need more than an ounce of ammo.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (i0wNm)

56 52 Shouldn't there be dancing Ugandan pallbearers on this thread?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

Knuckles the echidna.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (nakwk)

57 So...black African Ugandas are now officially White Supremacist!


polite golf clap. Well done.

Posted by: Vyx at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (ZCiJZ)

58 according to people
familiar with his thinking.


--

IOW: "Sources say..."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (wGxSf)

59 Some small nation is going to realize that they could become America II by instituting the freedoms that Actual Americans are supposed to have per the Constitution, and then welcoming immigration from the USA.

Someplace Singapore-sized, only dirt poor. Who decides it would be great to have 4M Americans arrive with their money over the next decade.

Malaysia already does this by the way--they have a Retire to Malaysia program, but the government is terrible. People still go.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (yL25O)

60 Crush the Twitter dwarfs!

Posted by: zombie idi amin, v.c. with bar at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (ab0zp)

61 Ok, point taken. I just think the whole whaddayacall of an East German telling you you've gone too far to be funny.
Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (gAFsE)

I'm sure Germans have a cool sounding word for that exact situation. Germans have a word for everything.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (Fdr9/)

62 We have an Oligarchy now, not a Republic or even a Democracy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (ifmtJ)

63 51 Scam, scam, scam - DO NOT CLICK!

Posted by: Nova local at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (fd9Za)

64 I may never fly again, if they require a Vaccine Passport. That right there is something out of the Soviet Playbook."

I agree. I have a trip planned out west in April, and if the airlines say I need a jab in order to fly, I'll drive.

Posted by: lizabth at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (L3Rsz)

65 I seem to recall Uganda was not on the LBGT train, much like Russia, so there is much leftist hate for them.

Isn't Wakanda supposed to be about where Uganda is? Because right now I'm hoping they have some super secret Vibranium weapons to free us from our alien overlords...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (qlFIA)

66 Video attached to this tweet:

@UgandaMediaCent

WATCH: We demand that Facebook and Twitter
write directly to the individuals that lost their accounts. Since Facebook cited @MoICT_Ug
in their statement, let them write to us so that there's a chance for a fair hearing.

Accounts lost on Facebook belong to @GovUganda
employees.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (bDqIh)

67 Creeper, it's a scam. Delete.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (wGxSf)

68 HK USP 45 V1 .45ACP Pistol

$1029

link in next comment

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (i0wNm)

69
after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.

Avenge me!!!

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (v16oJ)

70 Dear Uganda,


The trick now is to never turn them back on.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (iiCuU)

71 https://bit.ly/3bBKbfk

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (i0wNm)

72 Uganda now more politically brave and enlightened than we are.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (H8QX8)

73 Knuckles the echidna.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (nakwk)


Wadda you want?

Posted by: Knuckles The Echidna at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (AiZBA)

74 sidebar - charges against Rick Snyder? He never lifted a finger to help Trump or us, so fuck him, I don't care. Reap the whirlwind, bitches.
Posted by: Tom Servo


All that crap in Flint was because of Democrat cronyism.

The city is run by Democrats, and they hired incompetent people to run their water plant.
Stupid things followed.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (vcOmj)

75 It says, "Please find attached Weinig Returned Goods Authorization Form. Please include this with your return shipment."


Sorry that was supposed to be "Weinmar Returned Goods". Use the handy form to return your guns.

Posted by: Der Weinmar at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (+y8uL)

76 Ace--

I'm an infrequent drinker.

I've never that alcohol improved anything, in any way, in my life.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (TdMsT)

77 Isn't Wakanda supposed to be about where Uganda is?

************

I thought Wakanda was in the Bronx?

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (tFfVB)

78 2 words a leftist doesn't know exist--hypocracy and irony

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (elx20)

79 I am not kidding. WTF?
Posted by: creeper at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (XxJt1)

Phishing

Delete it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (ifmtJ)

80 73 Knuckles the echidna.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (nakwk)

Wadda you want?
Posted by: Knuckles The Echidna at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (AiZBA)

Do you know dee whey?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (nakwk)

81 Jack Dorsey is a fag.






That there got me kicked off of twatter.

Posted by: William De Vaney at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (2BZBZ)

82 22 Haha...CNN is ending the Airport Network at the end of March. Travelers rejoice!
Posted by: lizabth


Maybe FNC outbid them. They need the viewers now.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (iiCuU)

83 Did we lose the AoSHQ group on Gab?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (wjmTS)

84 Shouldn't there be dancing Ugandan pallbearers on this thread?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

That was Ghana.


Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (gAFsE)

85 So...black African Ugandas are now officially White Supremacist! Posted by 18-1

Yeah, them Ugandan's be high toned and light skinned house negroes.


Posted by: Midnight Africans with extra Melanin at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (cCxiu)

86 I've never that alcohol improved anything, in any way, in my life.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (TdMsT)

Including, but not limited to, the ability to write complete sentences.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (nakwk)

87 >>I've never that alcohol improved anything, in any way, in my life.


It's a handy cleaner and disinfectant.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (038q7)

88 I am not kidding. WTF?

Posted by: creeper at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (XxJt1)



Srsly?

It's. A. Scam.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (ZSK0i)

89 65 I seem to recall Uganda was not on the LBGT train, much like Russia, so there is much leftist hate for them.

I think that applies to most African countries. They have more important things to worry about than a handful of mentally ill men.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 05:25 PM (lgiXo)

90 Off "buy gold" sock.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 12, 2021 05:25 PM (2BZBZ)

91 I vent to Karl Marx U. and even I zhink it's bullshit!

Posted by: angela merkel at January 12, 2021 05:25 PM (ab0zp)

92 Shouldn't there be dancing Ugandan pallbearers on this thread?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

That was Ghana.


Posted by: Vanya


Splitter!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:25 PM (vcOmj)

93 > I thought Wakanda was in the Bronx?

I think that's WaWa.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:25 PM (2q9zZ)

94 7 after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.
Posted by: ace at January 12, 2021 05:13 PM (5+1A/)

Bourbon.

I just started a year and a half ago.

Start with Old Fashioned at the bar and start trying bottles that appeal to you.

Buffalo Trace
Four Roses
Woodford Reserve

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 05:25 PM (ifmtJ)

95 Alcohol deadens the pain of existence.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (2BZBZ)

96 Well done Uganda. It's almost like they would like to rule themselves.

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (Z4oqp)

97 Bruce Willis kicked out of pharmacy for refusing to put on face diaper.

https://bit.ly/2XMZv0N

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (i0wNm)

98 CNN is ending the Airport Network at the end of March. Travelers rejoice!
Posted by: lizabth

This is probably the most excellent news I've had since Nov.

Well that and Ace pointing out:

stock price dropped 12%

Yea!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (gtatv)

99 Boy, those Ugandans are overflowing with the melanin, huh?

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

100 Off "buy gold" sock.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict


There are two big global gold mining companies listed on the New York Stock Exchange.
Barrick and Newmont.

Buy stock in Barrick, Newmont is sometimes run like a shit show.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (vcOmj)

101 > That there got me kicked off of twatter.

Heh.

I got kicked off last time for calling Joaquin Castro "Ho Queen".

This time I voluntarily closed my account.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (2q9zZ)

102 "believing that it will
make it easier to purge him (Trump) from the party"

Does Mitch not get it?!?! Lots of folks have recently purged themselves from the GOP. So Trump will have some nice company along the way.

Posted by: lizabth at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (L3Rsz)

103 Malaysia already does this by the way--they have a Retire to Malaysia program, but the government is terrible. People still go.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (yL25O)

Cost of living. BTW all Malaysians are Muslim, by law. In case you're considering it.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (gAFsE)

104 You do not know the way Twitter

Posted by: Ugandan Knuckles at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (qlFIA)

105 IOW: "Sources say..."

__________


Yeah, I couldn't read the article that was linked, and against the overwhelming evidence and patterns, I'm still having a hard time believing McConnell is THAT stupid.

But I've been wrong before. (Like, about everything I thought the US was)

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (Ynlay)

106 As I said in the thread below re: McConnell -- go ahead. Do it. Convict Trump on BS impeachment charges. Go ahead and end the Zombie GOP.

BYW -- last night got a message from the NJ GOP -- apparently Doug Steinhardt, candidate for NJ governor in the GOP primary, withdrew from the race, citing "unforeseen professional responsibilities". Steinhardt was the most (vocally) pro- Trump candidate in the race and former chair of the NJ-GOP (a position he resigned from late last year to run).

Who wants to bet he was told to step back due to his (at least outward) Trump support? Fuck the GOP, let it burn.

Posted by: Revenant at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (bs0pV)

107 58 according to people
familiar with his thinking.
--
IOW: "Sources say..."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (wGxSf)

Yeah, Mitch may very well believe it but he isn't stupid enough to say it. He knows there were at least 70 million votes for Trump, and while not all those will go with Trump pissing them off isn't something likely to leave you with the minimum support you need to b able to mine grift. 39 seats in the Senate makes the Rs as relevant as the Whig party, and purging Trump supporters is a fast wat to get to that number.

Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (Ojki1)

108 >>Buy stock in Barrick, Newmont is sometimes run like a shit show.


Cogswell Cogs v Spacely Sprockets

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (038q7)

109 You might start seeing some pretty hardcore anti-trust stuff out of the EU. Not much to be said for the EU, but it's pretty jealous of its powers to manipulate and propagandize it's own citizens/members. Given enough time, no doubt the Tech Monops could buy off and subvert the EU political class(es), but possible they'll not get that done fast enough to beat the enforcement actions.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (dYe5S)

110 How Uganda's government is structured has an effect on their ability to rule themselves.

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (Z4oqp)

111 I am French and even I wouldn't surrender to Twitter!

Posted by: emmanuel macron at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (ab0zp)

112 Part of the stay home stay safe campaign is to make us into a country of alcoholics. Those that are not already anyway.

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (+y8uL)

113
I am not kidding. WTF?
Posted by: creeper at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (XxJt1)


I had a very very weird email this morning, which addressed me as "lady," and said something about "wig glue." It ended with the words, "help me," signed by Dr. Song.

I wondered if someone here was punking me.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM (TdMsT)

114 Wheres ida Amin when you really need him? What that means I have no idea, but uganda so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (OVEfo)

115 Between the Christians and the Muzzies in Uganda, fags are verboten.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (2BZBZ)

116 Shouldn't there be dancing Ugandan pallbearers on this thread?
Posted by: Lizzy

That was Ghana.
Posted by: Vanya


Uganda address the question or I'm Ghana cut a bitch.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (OUMaO)

117 I'm not drinking at all right now. Had to send myself to fat camp; too much quarantine anti-GAINZZZ. But left to my usual devices, I drink a fair amount. I'm a lot more human and friendly with a couple of drinks. My default mood is cranky.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (H5knJ)

118 Whatever happened to the Ugandan Giant?

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (038q7)

119 I think that applies to most African countries. They have more important things to worry about than a handful of mentally ill men.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 05:25 PM (lgiXo)

And had (have? Had?) an HIV epidemic, which will not be helped by catering to the Alphabet Community.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (gAFsE)

120
Yeah. That was intentional.

Dorsey is rubbing our noses in it.

I know Ive said this before.... but....

.... come facemask colander times, Jack Dorsey is one of the very few people Id go out of my way to pay a visit.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (nw6Hr)

121 I asked Little on the way home what she was going to do when the Democrats came to haul me away for being conservative even though I've done nothing wrong.

She said she didn't know.

I told here to write you folks on here and let you know I need legal help and to share my real information with you.

So if someone shows up in the comments here claiming to be her, it's not catfishing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (gohdN)

122 MODERATE amounts of booze is a good thing.

Don't get plastered, just a little floaty...that's fine. Eases the pain sometimes.
Like watching a dumb movie you enjoy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 05:29 PM (ifmtJ)

123 114 Wheres ida Amin when you really need him? What that means I have no idea, but uganda so
Posted by: Nevergiveup


He has a winery now.

Posted by: mot at January 12, 2021 05:29 PM (jad3h)

124 De wei. Dey not know it.

Posted by: Ugandan Yoda at January 12, 2021 05:29 PM (HI3xr)

125 Amin, how far have we fallen ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2021 05:29 PM (zZxh0)

126 I had another account on Twitter that was anonymous. I used that account for shitposting. Guess which account just got suspended. Yep. The "nice" one. So I'm about to crank my Twitter shitposting up to 11. Lol
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 12, 2021 05:16 PM (Fdr9/)

I never used my real name on Twitter.
Which may be moot, because some of my alt's attitude is beginning to bleed over into my Facebook posts, because it's getting harder to be quiet about all the BS going on.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2021 05:29 PM (nBNUK)

127 118 Whatever happened to the Ugandan Giant?
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (038q7)

Kamala Harris?

He died and then another, worse, person was appointed Vice President.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (ifmtJ)

128 We don't need the airports.


It's over, we've won.

Posted by: CNN at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (AJ/B4)

129 Cost of living. BTW all Malaysians are Muslim, by law. In case you're considering it.

That why I think "Poland."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (2BZBZ)

130 HK USP 45 V1 .45ACP Pistol

$1029

link in next comment
Posted by: bonhomme




Damn. No 9mm USPs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (wjmTS)

131 What about the Nigerian bodybuilders?

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

132 Or the Hungary.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (2BZBZ)

133 122 MODERATE amounts of booze is a good thing.


your deffinition of "moderate" is too moderate for me

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (zZxh0)

134 Wasn't there a wrestler that went by Ugandan Giant or am I imagining that?

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (038q7)

135 "All Just Part of the Plan"

Good post

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (Z4oqp)

136 Bitter Clinger, she has my email. Tell her to use it. I'll be there in a flash.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (elx20)

137 after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.
When you're finally ready to turn pro, let me know. I come from a long line of English, Irish and French alcoholics.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (HaL55)

138 "Uganda now more politically brave and enlightened than we are."

_________________


Europe's privacy protections for data make the US look like China. I'm learning just how wrong I've been lately about what I thought we were.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (Ynlay)

139 Shouldn't there be dancing Ugandan pallbearers on this thread?
Posted by: Lizzy

That was Ghana.
Posted by: Vanya


Same continent. Close enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (wjmTS)

140 >>>Malaysia already does this by the way--they have a Retire to Malaysia program, but the government is terrible. People still go.

I've had my eye on a certain valley in Colombia, high enough in the mountains that the daily highs hover around 75 degrees all year long. Friendly folks, and my retirement income will go a long way there. Twenty more years, baby...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (HmZuC)

141 I maintain that this period of misery is a direct result of allowing mother to kill their babies in the womb, of allowing homosexual misbehavior to run rampant, and of allowing the innocence of youth to be destroyed by the purveyors of filth. God stayed His mighty arm for a long time, since about 1962 by my count, and we should be grateful for that, but we were not, and did not act, so now comes the chastening.

Time for prayer, time for atonement, time for penance, and time for action. If you do not have another idea, go to US Grace Force, which is maintained by Fr. Heilman and is his group of serious prayer warriors and their help and affirmations. If that doesn't motivate you, not much would.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (okGHj)

142 Cogswell Cogs v Spacely Sprockets
Posted by: Garrett


George Jetson worked for Spacely Sprockets, and that's good enough for me.

The company I work for does business with both Barrick and Newmont. Newmont SOMETIMES has their head up their collective asses. Which is too bad, because they do have a lot of good people working for them.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (vcOmj)

143 That why I think "Poland."
I guess I'm not the only one that saw
Donatan Cleo - My Slowianie - We Are Slavic (Poland)

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (qlFIA)

144 Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 05:30 PM (elx20

....

Perfect.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 05:32 PM (gohdN)

145 Ok, point taken. I just think the whole whaddayacall of an East German telling you you've gone too far to be funny.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:21 PM (gAFsE)



I'm sure Germans have a cool sounding word for that exact situation. Germans have a word for everything.

Ja, vee say deyfucknskrood

Posted by: E. Germans at January 12, 2021 05:32 PM (cCxiu)

146 Poland is going to be welcoming PDT's banking business bigly.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 05:32 PM (elx20)

147 Europe's privacy protections for data make the US look like China. I'm learning just how wrong I've been lately about what I thought we were.
Posted by: McLurkerson


Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:32 PM (vcOmj)

148 All that crap in Flint was because of Democrat cronyism.

The city is run by Democrats, and they hired incompetent people to run their water plant.
Stupid things followed.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM

And then look for the nearest Republican to blame their incompetence on.

Posted by: clutch at January 12, 2021 05:32 PM (9UmRs)

149 Post .png files. You can write whatever you want. .png files are images of text. I did this on FB.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (2BZBZ)

150 Never got on Twitter. I was tempted back in the old Red Eye days of TV's Andy Levy. Glad I did not as Levy went full never Trumper and works for SE Cupp these days.

It will be interesting to see if this is in fact over reach by the tech giants.

Assuming I am lucky enough to still be alive at the end of the interesting times we are rolling into.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (6Pqz7)

151 I am not kidding. WTF?
Posted by: creeper

Unsolicited?
Not someone you deal with?
An attachment?

Permanently delete it immediately and do not touch that sucker except to high-light it for deletion.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (gtatv)

152 Whatever happened to the Ugandan Giant?
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 05:28 PM (038q7)


They washed him in hot water and threw him in the dryer on hot. He's now called the Ugandan guy.

Posted by: Knuckles The Echidna at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (AiZBA)

153 Kamala the Ugandan Giant.


Not joking.


Died recently.

Posted by: CNN at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (AJ/B4)

154 Purging Trump supporters from the Party? Of course that's a goal of McConnell.

I think it's more or less done. At least, I hope it is. Anybody who still votes GOP is a cuck. Sorry, not sorry... there's no other way to cut it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (Bvn1K)

155 Husband and I got our Chinese bat flu vaccines today. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

156 86 I've never that alcohol improved anything, in any way, in my life.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (TdMsT)

Including, but not limited to, the ability to write complete sentences.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 05:24 PM (nakwk)


Yeah--I need to be better about proof-reading.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (TdMsT)

157 You might start seeing some pretty hardcore anti-trust stuff out of the
EU. Not much to be said for the EU, but it's pretty jealous of its
powers to manipulate and propagandize it's own citizens/members. Given
enough time, no doubt the Tech Monops could buy off and subvert the EU
political class(es), but possible they'll not get that done fast enough
to beat the enforcement actions.

That's part of it, part of it is an attempt to protect their own homegrown sites from domination by the bigs, and a big part is to get some sweet lawsuit extortion money.

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2021 05:34 PM (v16oJ)

158 Left-wing twitter is just like all Leftists. They just lie and say crap that benefits them. It doesn't matter if they were saying the opposite yesterday, or that it makes no sense. Its impossible to take clownish Left-wing twitter Dorsey or Zuckerprick seriously.

Posted by: rcocean at January 12, 2021 05:34 PM (evE25)

159 Helluva swan song, GOPe.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 05:34 PM (1kzjW)

160 Purging Trump supporters from the Party? Of course that's a goal of McConnell.

I think it's more or less done. At least, I hope it is. Anybody who still votes GOP is a cuck. Sorry, not sorry... there's no other way to cut it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


They don't have to purge me.
Hear me now, believe me later: I'm gone.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:34 PM (wjmTS)

161 Poland is going to be welcoming PDT bigly.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 12, 2021 05:34 PM (2BZBZ)

162 Yeah--I need to be better about proof-reading.
Posted by: Ladyl


STOP DRINKING!!!

(just kidding!)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:34 PM (vcOmj)

163 Which may be moot, because some of my alt's attitude is beginning to bleed over into my Facebook posts, because it's getting harder to be quiet about all the BS going on.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2021 05:29 PM (nBNUK)

-------

Have you noticed this.

With maybe one or two notable exeptions, most of my rabid progressive friends have been pretty subdued the last couple days??? They were pretty agitated on the "Day of the Invasion of Congress".

But once Big Tech cut Parlers throat in front of everybody and people getting fired for just going to DC and Forbes open letter.... it seems they all went pretty quiet.... like "shit..... whoa.... too much".

Or is it just me???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (nw6Hr)

164 Uganda has had the same president for 34 years.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (lgiXo)

165 137 after 28 1/2 years marked by nearly constant sobriety, I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.
When you're finally ready to turn pro, let me know. I come from a long line of English, Irish and French alcoholics.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (HaL55)

Irish, German, Polish here...

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (saZtE)

166 So when the Whigs died, was it like this? A bunch of corrupt scum bags sinking their knives into a popular free soil candidate?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (qlFIA)

167 how soon until Pres 4Life uncle joe invades Uganda for Zuckerfucker?

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (nUhF0)

168 103 Malaysia already does this by the way--they have a Retire to Malaysia program, but the government is terrible. People still go.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (yL25O)

Cost of living. BTW all Malaysians are Muslim, by law. In case you're considering it.
Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:26 PM (gAFsE)

...

Saya tahu.

I have friends there working to change that...

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (yL25O)

169
Uganda has had the same president for 34 years.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (lgiXo)


I would have loved to have had Trump for 34 years.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (ptqGC)

170 Whatever happened to the Ugandan Giant?
Posted by: garrett

Bought out by Alpine Acme

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (arJlL)

171 Please understand that the left are so politically stupid that they might as well be chimpanzees with machine guns.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (J11H4)

172 "Booze is eternal"

I see you've never taken too much acid.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (1kzjW)

173 39 seats in the Senate makes the Rs as relevant as the Whig party, and purging Trump supporters is a fast wat to get to that number.
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM


I would bet the first bill filibustered in the Senate will result in the dems nuking the filibuster. Then Mitch will have 49 useless seats.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (awtm/)

174 Last I checked, the heads of state of Germany, France, and Mexico, yes *Mexico* said Twitter had gone too far.

Aye caramba dios mio. No me gusta Twitter.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

175 Irish, German, Polish here...
Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (saZtE)

Irish, German, Ukrainian. Half of my DNA strand says drink and the other half says kill, I think.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (gAFsE)

176 Not gonna lie, been thinking of saying to hell with the head meds and welcoming mead back into my life.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (OUMaO)

177 We have an Oligarchy now, not a Republic or even a Democracy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Logan Tiberius Edwards (2012-2021) at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (ifmtJ)

We have an organized criminal syndicate for a government. Tech and Media are just front organizations.

I think the corruption is too total to root out.

Burn the swamp. Article V, dissolve the Union.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (qUVZH)

178 So... we're moving to Uganda? I'm in!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (VWp7G)

179 With maybe one or two notable exeptions, most of my rabid progressive friends have been pretty subdued the last couple days?

Most of the ones I see are calling for them to arrest and execute Trump and shoot a lot more Ashli Babbits in the neck.

So...I guess I know the true believers?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (qlFIA)

180 > That why I think "Poland."

Good people, good food, good booze, hot women.

But I'm not sure I'd rely on the Krauts and/or the Russkis not deciding they need some extra real estate in the near future. It's happened too many times before, and I think things are about to get sporty all over.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (2q9zZ)

181
He de General, de Admiral, de King of de Sea


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFeJJAQPiK4

Posted by: Miklos the Calypsonian with his All-Girl Trinidad Steel Band at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (QzkSJ)

182 Speaking of Hunter Biden, any bets on when the DOJ gives him a clean bill?

I'm thinking January 18th.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 05:37 PM (a2jAQ)

183 Can someone help me? I'm stuck living in a house with a man-mouse!

Posted by: Mrs. David French at January 12, 2021 05:37 PM (fIGh5)

184 Husband and I got our Chinese bat flu vaccines today. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

--------

Have you started growing a third hand out of your forehead yet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 05:37 PM (kTF2Z)

185 Cost of living. BTW all Malaysians are Muslim, by law. In case you're considering it.
Posted by: Vanya


Yeah. I've had enough of goat fuckers to last a lifetime.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:37 PM (wjmTS)

186 "Pump the brakes on that. Merkel wasn't arguing against censorship, she was just arguing that the government should do it."

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (Fdr9/)

________________

Oh, I have no illusions that these leaders' objections are based on altruistic notions of free speech. But I think a lot of these folks look at the capriciousness use of power by a private country and do NOT like the idea of it being used against them. They're jealous.

I'm almost certain the Donks feel the same way. Could be some unintended consequences result from this that Twatter might not like.


Posted by: McLurkerson at January 12, 2021 05:37 PM (Ynlay)

187 I have friends there working to change that...
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (yL25O)

The Muslim, or the cost of living? If you're talking about the first one, Malaysians (IIRC) can only leave Islam with government permission, which never happens.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:37 PM (gAFsE)

188 Is Uganda accepting Americans to emigrate?

Asking for an associate.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 12, 2021 05:38 PM (TwVNA)

189 Larry Correia is speculating about what poor pisspot country the Dems and the GOPe are going to decide needs more "freedom" in order to "unite the country".

He thinks Syria. I tend to agree. Gaylord wanted to get us bogged down in Syria so bad he could taste it.

Second most likely: Venezuela

Wildcard pick: Mexico

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:38 PM (2q9zZ)

190 Can someone help me? I'm stuck living in a house with a man-mouse!
Posted by: Mrs. David French at January 12, 2021 05:37 PM (fIGh5)

You made your bed, now lie in it with The Paolo.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:38 PM (gAFsE)

191 That why I think "Poland."
====================]
Can I have my guns?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 12, 2021 05:38 PM (7Fj9P)

192 So when the Whigs died, was it like this? A bunch of corrupt scum bags sinking their knives into a popular free soil candidate?
Posted by: 18-1

I think it was kind of politically chaotic for a while.

Free Soil Party (anti-slavery)
The dying rump of the Whig Part
No-Nothings (pre-Libertarians)

Trying to remember the rest. Republicans sort of got organized in 1854 in Ripon, Wisconsin.
John C. Freemont, noted military nut case, was their first Presidential candidate in 1856.

And I still remember the ridicule heaped on Admiral Stockdale for being Ross Perot's running mate. One of the noblest men to ever wear the Navy uniform.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:38 PM (vcOmj)

193 Given that twitter just participated in a successful coup against the USA, it's a complete mystery why Uganda doesn't want them around.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (kOpft)

194 Please understand that the left are so politically stupid that they might as well be chimpanzees with machine guns.Obligatory.https://tinyurl.com/y3hkkhqy

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (v16oJ)

195 Pan American Silver and Freeport McMoran are better choices than either Barrick or Newmont.

Posted by: clutch at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (9UmRs)

196 how soon until Pres 4Life uncle joe invades Uganda for Zuckerfucker?
Part of Biden's campaign was to get back to the business of war, and I'm sure there aren't enough Syrians to bomb to pay everyone off...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (qlFIA)

197 Good people, good food, good booze, hot women.

But I'm not sure I'd rely on the Krauts and/or the Russkis not deciding they need some extra real estate in the near future. It's happened too many times before, and I think things are about to get sporty all over.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (2q9zZ)

Germany's a paper tiger these days.

Russia's still a threat, but far diminished from its Cold War height.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (qUVZH)

198 From Mollie Hemingway :

Congressional approval at 15% according to Gallup. 60% in another poll say impeachment is a waste of $/time. 77% wish Congress were working on Coronavirus, not impeachment. And 80% of GOP voters in battleground states say they'd be less likely to vote GOP who support impeachment

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (IsWuk)

199 Leave Islam?
There is none of that, ever. Worse than the mafia. You can denounce it and reject it, after that, bad things happen. Many examples to date.

Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (w7KSn)

200 Thank you, Mark Andrew Edwards and Witch Doktor. Suspicious email deleted.

The "shelving" cc was just too much.

Posted by: creeper at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (XxJt1)

201 Is Uganda accepting Americans to emigrate?

Asking for an associate.
Posted by: Joe Mama

Barbados is more closer.

Posted by: Miklos, Welcome Stamp Tramp at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (QzkSJ)

202
Most of the ones I see are calling for them to arrest and execute Trump and shoot a lot more Ashli Babbits in the neck.

------

Well gosh darn it. I would think that violates Facebook Standards.

Shirley youre mistaken.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (nw6Hr)

203 Husband and I got our Chinese bat flu vaccines today. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (ptqGC)



--------

Have you started growing a third hand out of your forehead yet?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 05:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Nah. I've felt a little tired this afternoon. That's it. We go back for the second and final one in three weeks.
I'm trying to figure out a polite way to tell the Mask Karens I've had the shot and to fuck off.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

204 But I'm not sure I'd rely on the Krauts and/or the Russkis not deciding they need some extra real estate in the near future. It's happened too many times before, and I think things are about to get sporty all over.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


What kind of fucking army do you think the Gerrys have now?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2021 05:40 PM (nOQ/t)

205 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (VWp7G)

Hey apply for the head coaching yob that just opened up in Philly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2021 05:40 PM (OVEfo)

206 Is anyone else struck by the fact that Jack Dorsey is pretty much a ringer for Ted Kacynzski? The two extremes of technophobia/philia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2021 05:40 PM (J4SfM)

207 ..Someplace Singapore-sized, only dirt poor. Who decides it would be great to have 4M Americans arrive with their money and arsenals over the next decade.

Malaysia already does this by the way--they have a Retire to Malaysia program, but the government is terrible. People still go.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 05:22 PM (yL25O)

Minor edit there, friend. Hope you don't mind?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2021 05:40 PM (QzJWU)

208 > Free Soil Party (anti-slavery)

Yeah, as I understand it the Whigs split into pro- and anti-slavery factions, which left both too small to be a viable party.

Abraham Lincoln was a Whig before, I believe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:40 PM (2q9zZ)

209 But I'm not sure I'd rely on the Krauts and/or the Russkis not deciding
they need some extra real estate in the near future. It's happened too
many times before, and I think things are about to get sporty all over.

The Russkis, maybe, but the Krauts couldn't invade my personal space at this point.

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2021 05:40 PM (v16oJ)

210 What kind of fucking army do you think the Gerrys have now?

UND NOW VIE DANCE!

Posted by: Sprockets at January 12, 2021 05:41 PM (qlFIA)

211 What kind of fucking army do you think the Gerrys have now?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 12, 2021 05:40 PM (nOQ/t)

Poland could probably pull a Reverse 1939 at this point. And after I finished pissing myself laughing, I would stand up and clap, probably.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:41 PM (gAFsE)

212 Germany's a paper tiger these days.

Russia's still a threat, but far diminished from its Cold War height.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas


Germany is a paper panzer.

I think a lot of the Russians missiles would go phhhht! if they tried to fire them off.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

213 Lady YD heard some speculation on some fake news show that Trump will resign this evening. Anyone else heard this, or just the usual sources say wishcasting?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 05:41 PM (Bvn1K)

214 Gold 1864.80
Silver $25.74

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:41 PM (wjmTS)

215 private company*


Where the hell is my AoSHQ Platinum membership proofreader?

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 12, 2021 05:41 PM (Ynlay)

216 Is anyone else struck by the fact that Jack Dorsey is pretty much a ringer for Ted Kacynzski? The two extremes of technophobia/philia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2021 05:40 PM (J4SfM)

Ya know maybe crazy Ted as right about big tech?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2021 05:41 PM (OVEfo)

217 I've had my eye on a certain valley in Colombia, high enough in the mountains that the daily highs hover around 75 degrees all year long. Friendly folks, and my retirement income will go a long way there. Twenty more years, baby...
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (HmZuC)
...

My FIL spent three months in Columbia and Peru searching for a spot. This after he bought an old garnet mine in Brazil. Dunno if he still has that or not.

But ultimately he punted--it's just really iffy to ever prove that you own the land. If you leave and someone squats in it while you're gone, you're SIL.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 05:42 PM (yL25O)

218 By chance just a few days ago I watched a Pawn Stars where a client was trying to sell his Kamala the Giant collectors' figurine. There was something special about it like it was a prototype but I can't recall the end result.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 05:42 PM (ab0zp)

219 163 With maybe one or two notable exeptions, most of my rabid progressive friends have been pretty subdued the last couple days??
lucky you. not the case on my facebook feed. in fact, one of my little sisters posted a "happy to say goodbye to all you maga types" thingie on her facebook this morning. i responded "well, bye, then." we'll see what happens.

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 12, 2021 05:42 PM (sGtp+)

220 The know-nothings were the progressives of the day. Lincoln hated them more than anyone.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 12, 2021 05:42 PM (Hu9Sz)

221 Why does Pixy hate me when I try to post from my iPad?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 12, 2021 05:42 PM (XeEyo)

222 I'm trying to figure out a polite way to tell the Mask Karens I've had the shot and to fuck off.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh


I think just saying, I got the vaccine, so fuck off.

I got the 'Rona, and I have antibodies. So there!! phhhhht!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:43 PM (vcOmj)

223 And I still remember the ridicule heaped on Admiral Stockdale for being Ross Perot's running mate. One of the noblest men to ever wear the Navy uniform.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:38 PM (vcOmj)

That was completely ridiculous, and I think the Reform Party was ahead of its time. It's also still on the ballot in a lot of states, and has name recognition.

We might do very well to pick up the banner before it falls completely and run with it. (I'm switching voter reg. to Reform to break with the GOP.)

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 12, 2021 05:43 PM (qUVZH)

224 >>> like, for example, Dorsey claiming Twitter had an ironclad policy against ever banning the chief executives of nations -- then not only can shareholders sue to recover the money they lost, but the SEC can investigate and prosecute the false represenation.
--------------------

There is no dividing line where the intelligence community stops and these private segments of our panopticon begin. They are one and the same but now with cat videos. They will claim that their intelligence community advisors, i.e. embedded operatives, told them they had to do this which would nullify all previous legally prohibitive statements.

Makes, "I wipe my hands clean of this", motion, the end.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2021 05:43 PM (GzLpC)

225 You're going to love our vaccine!

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at January 12, 2021 05:43 PM (W4eKo)

226 NYT is reporting McConnell believes Trump committed impeachable offenses.
And Liz Cheney is going to vote for impeachment. Dammit, Pixy.



Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

227 >>Given that twitter just participated in a successful coup against the USA, it's a complete mystery why Uganda doesn't want them around.


Exactly.

Also, the Democrats have gotten in the habit of publicly demanding twitter and facebook suspend accounts, such as Michelle demanding they suspend Trump -- and then they did.

So, twitter just demonstrated they will suspend based on requests from political VIPs. I suspect these world leaders don't want to have their social media cut off by faceless techies OR grandstanding American politicians (or State Dept., CIA, etc.).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:43 PM (bDqIh)

228 Nah. I've felt a little tired this afternoon. That's it. We go back for the second and final one in three weeks.
I'm trying to figure out a polite way to tell the Mask Karens I've had the shot and to fuck off.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh


I sure as hell wouldn't be nice at that point.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:43 PM (wjmTS)

229 I ain't skeered. I will shoot the fuckers coming through the door. They got helmets. They got armor.

I will shoot for the knees.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 12, 2021 05:44 PM (2BZBZ)

230 >>>But I'm not sure I'd rely on the Krauts and/or the Russkis not deciding they need some extra real estate in the near future. It's happened too many times before, and I think things are about to get sporty all over.


With enough Americans, we'll repel them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 05:44 PM (VWp7G)

231 If you leave and someone squats in it while you're gone, you're SIL.

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SIL??

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:44 PM (nw6Hr)

232 The Russian military is also a joke, that's why all the Russia, Russia, Russia shit was all the more laughable.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2021 05:44 PM (qH6FZ)

233 Whatever happened to the Ugandan Giant?
Posted by: garrett
.........

Andre the Giant kicked his ass.

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

234 So. Is it bad when 3rd world country looks at your election and goes "yeah, none of that..."

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (SHn2J)

235 That's part of it, part of it is an attempt to protect their own homegrown sites from domination by the bigs, and a big part is to get some sweet lawsuit extortion money.

Posted by: pep at January 12, 2021 05:34 PM (v16oJ)

Remember the big-ish fight about French taxation of Google/Amazon in 2019. Trump actually went to bat for our "national champions." I wonder if Trump can cut a quick deal with the French to let them go ahead and tax the hell out those guys.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (dYe5S)

236 Why does Pixy hate me when I try to post from my iPad?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 12, 2021 05:42 PM (XeEyo)

----

Probably the other way round.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (nw6Hr)

237 173 39 seats in the Senate makes the Rs as relevant as the Whig party, and purging Trump supporters is a fast wat to get to that number.
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM

I would bet the first bill filibustered in the Senate will result in the dems nuking the filibuster. Then Mitch will have 49 useless seats.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (awtm/)

No bet as I've believed since they started talking Georgia runoff.

Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (Ojki1)

238 >>>Why does Pixy hate me when I try to post from my iPad?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 12, 2021 05:42 PM (XeEyo)

======

Because Pixy has a copy of Santa's list?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (o9apC)

239 Shit out a luck

Posted by: Ward at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (nzKWW)

240 I think a lot of the Russians missiles would go phhhht! if they tried to fire them off.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at January 12, 2021 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

Their quality control is atrocious and always has been. It's what happens when you rely on peasant labor, and the peasants have nothing to hope for.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (qUVZH)

241 I've had my eye on a certain valley in Colombia, high enough in the mountains that the daily highs hover around 75 degrees all year long. Friendly folks, and my retirement income will go a long way there. Twenty more years, baby...
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (HmZuC)

There's just the slight matter of the communist narco-terrorists as well as a U.S. military presence.

Hopefully you can fortify those mountains into a new Shuri Line.

Posted by: Sjg at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (gDSJf)

242 I'm thinking about taking up drinking as a hobby/vocation.


Posted by: ace at January 12, 2021 05:13 PM (5+1A/)



Then you have come to the right place.


We have many talented amateurs and more than a few professional drinkers around here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (xT2tT)

243 But once Big Tech cut Parlers throat in front of everybody and people getting fired for just going to DC and Forbes open letter.... it seems they all went pretty quiet.... like "shit..... whoa.... too much".

Or is it just me???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:35 PM (nw6Hr)

Yes, I have noticed that.

I think many of the Dems in my circle who voted for Biden because he wasn't Trump are surprised at the purge.

Almost all the Bernie-Bros-and-Bras that did follow me are gone, so I don't know how they're taking it. I lost that group when I said during the summer that destroying other people's property to "protest" is the sign of an immature mind.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (nBNUK)

244 Liz Cheney and the neocons are salivating over another endless war.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

245 * waves wildly to Jane*

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (elx20)

246 >>>We have an organized criminal syndicate for a government. Tech and Media are just front organizations.


Well put. We've become a third-world country, we just haven't reached the acceptance stage yet.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (HmZuC)

247 To be truthful, I called them "whiny brats".

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (nBNUK)

248 A movie about part of Idi Amin's reign is "The Last King of Scotland," very loosely based on the experiences of a white Briton who became one of Idi's advisors. Not bad, due to a pretty good performance by Forrest Whitaker as the crazy and evil Idi Amin.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (AMIL/)

249 >>> 217 I've had my eye on a certain valley in Colombia, high enough in the mountains that the daily highs hover around 75 degrees all year long.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (HmZuC)

Sounds like it might be a gulch if you'd like to give it a name someday.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (GzLpC)

250 Gold 1864.80
---------------
Gold was higher than 1950.00 for a day last week. I think silver was pushing $29

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (ab0zp)

251 McConnell, couldn't hate him anymore,

Or any less

Posted by: DaveA at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (FhXTo)

252 I'm trying to figure out a polite way to tell the Mask Karens I've had the shot and to fuck off.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh

I sure as hell wouldn't be nice at that point.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:43 PM (wjmTS)

Get a shirt that says, "I've had the shots, fuck off."

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (gAFsE)

253 There are no words to describe the depth of hatred I have for Dorsey, Pinchar, Zuckerberg and their politicians.

Posted by: Whiskey Sam at January 12, 2021 05:46 PM (iEuLf)

254
Richard Pryor as Idi Amin makes pro-American commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG9OvVYvviQ

Posted by: Miklos, de memoria damnatae at January 12, 2021 05:47 PM (QzkSJ)

255 "I heard it through the grapevine," sang Marvin Gaye. After that all this gossip is clicks.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 12, 2021 05:47 PM (glGDV)

256 I'm trying to figure out a polite way to tell the Mask Karens I've had the shot and to fuck off.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh

Defending yourself to them only validates and emboldens them. Personally, I think a simple fuck off would do.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 12, 2021 05:47 PM (2k7BX)

257 **waves wildly back to Ben Had with non-sore arm**

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

258 Trump Golf Club and resort sort of Six can have a sort of Six Flags over Entebbe, for the children.

Posted by: Just sick and tired at January 12, 2021 05:47 PM (ONvIw)

259 Liz Cheney and the neocons are salivating over another endless war.

Anyone else get kind of hot and bothered to that scene with Slim Pickens riding a missile? I mean...its, uh, really funny right?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2021 05:47 PM (qlFIA)

260 CBD, I identify as a professional!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 05:47 PM (elx20)

261
Some small nation is going to realize that they could become America II by instituting the freedoms that Actual Americans are supposed to have per the Constitution, and then welcoming immigration from the USA.

-----

I like the idea of negotiating for Americans to buy some poor country outright. I bet we could raise enough cash to pull off a New Liberia kind of deal, but without Charles Taylor in charge (hopefully).

Just leave these fucking Communists to burn in the Hell they'll make for themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 05:47 PM (Bvn1K)

262 >>>There's just the slight matter of the communist narco-terrorists as well as a U.S. military presence.


It's like San Francisco, but with better weather.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (HmZuC)

263 Meghan McCain told her fellow co-hosts Tuesday on ABCs The View that President Donald Trumps daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner needed to be held accountable for the rhetoric that led to the deadly riot at Capital Hill.

Sure you cunt, right after your charged for all your father's crimes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (OVEfo)

264 Captain Whitebread in da house!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (wjmTS)

265 Jane, I've been telling people "I have COPD and a letter from my doctor...fuck off," for almost a year. It gets easier the more you do it.

And never less satisfying.

Posted by: creeper at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (XxJt1)

266 CZ P-09 9mm 21+1 4.53" Pistol in Black (Suppressor Ready) - 91270

$515

link in next comment

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (i0wNm)

267 https://bit.ly/3nE2UJE

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (i0wNm)

268 If you leave and someone squats in it while you're gone, you're SIL.

-----

SIL??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:44 PM (nw6Hr)

If someone squats on your property you're required to go transgender and declare yourself his sister in law. It's a very strange custom.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (gAFsE)

269 So Cocaine Mitch has turned out to be another chinless wonder as he always was.

And Liz Cheney can *types* *deletes* along with Ben Sassy Britches.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

270 >>I like the idea of negotiating for Americans to buy some poor country outright. I bet we could raise enough cash to pull off a New Liberia kind of deal, but without Charles Taylor in charge (hopefully).


Still dissappointed Trump didn;t buy Greenland.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (bDqIh)

271 >>>Whatever happened to the Ugandan Giant?


She's the incoming VP.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (VWp7G)

272 >>> >>>Why does Pixy hate me when I try to post from my iPad?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 12, 2021 05:42 PM (XeEyo)

=======

Seriously, though, pixy doesn't seem to like auto punctuation. Though I should say, since I updated to latest iOS on my iPhone 7, it seems to get by.

Also, if all else fails, use Hogmartin's quote-unfvcker. Bookmark it.

https://stoatnet.org/ace/

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (o9apC)

273 39 seats in the Senate makes the Rs as relevant as the Whig party, and purging Trump supporters is a fast wat to get to that number.
Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 05:27 PM

I would bet the first bill filibustered in the Senate will result in the dems nuking the filibuster. Then Mitch will have 49 useless seats.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 12, 2021 05:36 PM (awtm/)


Eh, the Big Brains of GOPe have left us nothing to support.
Consequently, all we have is the left is the ability to make sure every single current GOP Congresscritter is primaried out of office. Which we absolutely should do.

Unfortunately, that's a six year project at best and in the meantime the Democrats get to do whatever they want.
Short of Aliens coming down and whisking away the entire Us political class and everyone replaced, there nothing and no one to support in the near future.
I think I'm out of politics now. I believe in America. I believe in voting. But, I don't believe in accomplishing nothing and endless jacking off.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (EERbD)

274 199 Leave Islam?
There is none of that, ever. Worse than the mafia. You can denounce it and reject it, after that, bad things happen. Many examples to date.
Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (w7KSn)

...

Lots of current examples of conversions actually.

You're right it can be rough. One guy I baptized was beaten regularly for a time. But he's gone on to baptize over 100 people to date.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (yL25O)

275 Congressional approval at 15% according to Gallup.

But everyone in the land is deeply distressed that some dude took a selfie with his feet up on the desk Pelosi currently has use of due to her office.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (kOpft)

276 But I think Montenegro is the place. It's got some damn pretty shorelines and safer than Entebbe, I'd guess

Posted by: Just sick and tired at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (ONvIw)

277 So Wyoming seems like a good place to start destroying the GOP. You can't tell me some strong Trumpian conservative can't beat Liz Cheney as an Independent.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (qH6FZ)

278 Cocaine Mitch has turned out to be another chinless wonder as he always was.
/Wipes chin and stands up

What can I see, the pay is a lot better on this side.
And free commemorative Chairman Xi face clothes too.





Posted by: Mitch McConnell at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (qlFIA)

279 Whatever happened to the Ugandan Giant?

She's the incoming VP.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM

Moochelle's going to be VP?

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (2k7BX)

280 So Uganda is America now? Strange times. yeseree.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - PHD Cannibal Studies at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (Dz5W3)

281 Hey, here's Dad's shotgun!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (W4eKo)

282 Meghan McCain told her fellow co-hosts Tuesday on
ABCs The View that President Donald Trumps daughter Ivanka Trump and
son-in-law Jared Kushner needed to be held accountable for the rhetoric
that led to the deadly riot at Capital Hill.

Sure you cunt, right after your charged for all your father's crimes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (OVEfo)



She's absolutely loathsome. I cannot think of one positive thing to say about her. She was just attacking Melania Trump.

Stay classy, empty-headed trust fund brat.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

283
SIL??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:44 PM (nw6Hr)

If someone squats on your property you're required to go transgender and declare yourself his sister in law. It's a very strange custom.
Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (gAFsE)

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My thoughts EXACTLY.

Just checking.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (nw6Hr)

284 >>>CBD, I identify as a professional!


I identify as a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (VWp7G)

285 264 Captain Whitebread in da house!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 05:48 PM (wjmTS)

Whatever was in the firewall at work that kept me from posting here is gone now.

Still, I'm taking steps to cover my tracks.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (nBNUK)

286 CBD, I identify as a professional!


Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 05:47 PM (elx20)


It's admirable...doing the work over many years. But there are no short cuts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (xT2tT)

287 >>Meghan McCain told her fellow co-hosts Tuesday on ABCs The View that President Donald Trumps daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner needed to be held accountable for the rhetoric that led to the deadly riot at Capital Hill.



Translation: "Please renew my contract, ABC!" Please like me, Joy and Whoopi!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (bDqIh)

288 Congressional approval at 15% according to Gallup.

That high?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 05:51 PM (VP4Cd)

289 I've had my eye on a certain valley in Colombia, high enough in the mountains that the daily highs hover around 75 degrees all year long. Friendly folks, and my retirement income will go a long way there. Twenty more years, baby...
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 12, 2021 05:31 PM (HmZuC)

That sounds pretty nice. Maybe we could turn it into an enclave. Build a nice little Horde town, make it self-sufficient as possible, quietly pay taxes and ignore the outside world.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at January 12, 2021 05:51 PM (qUVZH)

290 18-1--The Whigs had a regional split over slavery and the Compromise of 1850 did them in. Old Rough and Ready Zachary died shortly after taking office for the Whigs in 1852 and was replaced by Millard Fillmore who no one wanted for the rest of the term. Millard completed the destruction of the Whigs as the voters and candidates started peeling off.

The 1856 election with a new Republican party formed in opposition was more directed toward slavery with bloody Kansas, etc. Dred Scott case was pending, and so on. Buchanan won, but new Rep. Fremont did pretty well and basically sat on his butt for four years doing nothing. Then the 1860 election and Civil War.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 05:51 PM (pO7gM)

291 Moochelle's going to be VP?
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (2k7BX)

That ugly entitled fishwife wouldn't survive one day in Uganda.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2021 05:51 PM (okGHj)

292 Montenegro. Non-extradition, European, before long Trump is Tito if he doesn't try that fake declassifying jazz routine again

Posted by: Just sick and tired at January 12, 2021 05:51 PM (ONvIw)

293 282 Meghan McCain told her fellow co-hosts Tuesday on
ABCs The View that President Donald Trumps daughter Ivanka Trump and
son-in-law Jared Kushner needed to be held accountable for the rhetoric
that led to the deadly riot at Capital H

Funny you never hear anything about blimpos siblings

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 05:51 PM (Zmnko)

294 Meghan McCain is to politics as Oprah is to weight loss.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

295 NYTimes confirms the capitol barricades were breached/walked past 20 minutes before Trump's speech ended.

https://bit.ly/3i87pLd

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2021 05:52 PM (i0wNm)

296 @269

But judges!!!!

Or alternatively...

Never trust a man with no discernible neck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 05:52 PM (a2jAQ)

297 153 Kamala the Ugandan Giant.


Not joking.


Died recently.
Posted by: CNN at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (AJ/B4)

**********

Covid-19 claimed him. For real, actually, though diabetes had set in with him.

Posted by: The Weaver Ants at January 12, 2021 05:52 PM (xxG/v)

298 > Meghan McCain is to politics as Meghan McCain is to weight loss.

Fixed it for you.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:52 PM (2q9zZ)

299 Name:

Twitter Handle:

Facebook:

College Major or Skilled Trade:

Past Political Donations:

"I'm sorry, Ms. MacDougal-Stein, but we're showing heavy donations to Gavin Newsom and Joe Biden, and a bumper sticker saying White People Suck. Your application is DENIED."

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:52 PM (gAFsE)

300 >>>Moochelle's going to be VP?


I'm not sure I can take much more of the sexiest woman alive!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 05:52 PM (VWp7G)

301 272 >>> >>>Why does Pixy hate me when I try to post from my iPad?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 12, 2021 05:42 PM (XeEyo)

=======

Seriously, though, pixy doesn't seem to like auto punctuation. Though I should say, since I updated to latest iOS on my iPhone 7, it seems to get by.

Also, if all else fails, use Hogmartin's quote-unfvcker. Bookmark it.

https://stoatnet.org/ace/
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (o9apC)

Test...... Hope this works. It was even unquoted text that was getting blocked.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 12, 2021 05:53 PM (XeEyo)

302 I used to think islam and the chicoms were the biggest threat to freedom and my family, but I never knew till tonight, that it was the RINOs all along

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 12, 2021 05:53 PM (OVEfo)

303 fellow co-hosts Tuesday on ABCs The View that President Donald Trumps daughter Ivanka Trump and son-in-law Jared Kushner needed to be held accountable for the rhetoric that led to the deadly riot at Capital Hill.

What specifically did they say?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 05:53 PM (lgiXo)

304 This is not just big tech, Ace, it is China too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 05:53 PM (946rW)

305 Texas Dan, thanks for your good works.
I have read the Koran and my understanding is that once you reject Islam, you have a kind of fatwa on your head, in that any good muslim is required to kill you. Not optional.

Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 12, 2021 05:53 PM (w7KSn)

306 Kamala the Ugandan Giant wearing white face

https://tinyurl.com/y57ewof3

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

307 I will never leave this country. I prefer to die fighting for it than to leave it to the communist fucktards.

Posted by: Gray Man at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (o2MD2)

308 > Montenegro. Non-extradition,

Hmm.... what about Slovenia? Maybe he could get in as Melania's spouse?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (2q9zZ)

309 She's absolutely loathsome. I cannot think of one positive thing to say about her. She was just attacking Melania Trump.

Stay classy, empty-headed trust fund brat.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

She's just a fat, jealous cow. Melania could take her out with one stiletto heel and a stern look.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (okGHj)

310 Ace--

I'm an infrequent drinker.

I've never that alcohol improved anything, in any way, in my life.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 05:23 PM (TdMsT)

How about dancing...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (SHn2J)

311 Roll Call
@rollcall
BREAKING: Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming says she will vote to impeach Trump. "There has never been a greater betrayal by a President of the United States of his office and his oath to the Constitution," she said in a statement.
2:41 PM ˇ Jan 12, 2021
Roll Call
@rollcallˇ8m
Replying to @rollcall
She joins Republican Rep. John Katko of New York, who also announced today that he would vote to impeach the president.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (FBrfY)

312 Covid-19 claimed him

It always does.

Posted by: The Reaper at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (W4eKo)

313 Hey everybody.

BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Pelosi is widening her legislative scope and has decided to have the House impeach the entire USA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (L2ZTs)

314 I thought being bigger than US Steel was a big phucking deal.

Amateur Hour compared to the gangsters that now control the US.

Posted by: Zombie Hyman Roth at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (l3+k2)

315
Meghan McCain is to politics as Oprah is to weight loss.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

----

Jane .... have you seen Meggy McBig Mac lately.??

Looks like the Ooompa Loompas have over inflated her and are ready to roll he out of the chocolate factory.

She waaaaaay bigger than Oprah.

Poor Ben

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (nw6Hr)

316 I don't think there has ever been a better chance to form a new party.
It's our only chance short of catastrophe.

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (JXXJD)

317 SIL = Shitty In-Laws.

Ask Jane about it.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (ab0zp)

318
Still dissappointed Trump didn;t buy Greenland.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 12, 2021 05:49 PM (bDqIh)

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Ha! Not me. That means it's still on the market. You say Greenland, I say "Luxurica." It might seem cold now, but the temperature will be a year-round 72F once every square-inch of ground is plowed under yuuuge, gaudily-decorated apartment towers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 05:55 PM (Bvn1K)

319 Stay classy, empty-headed trust fund brat.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

You misspelled "useful idiot".

Posted by: golfman at January 12, 2021 05:55 PM (hOMhY)

320 Assuming voting matters post 2020, Liz Cheney is in my Top 10 POS that need to be primaries at all costs come 2022.

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (Hd73Y)

321 300 >>>Moochelle's going to be VP?


I'm not sure I can take much more of the sexiest woman alive!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 05:52 PM (VWp7G)



Or the occasional sight of her swinging dick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (okGHj)

322 My favorite part of the Leftist Utopian Circle O'Love is urban black hip hop culture and the Ghey "We're Oppressed!" Experience.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey -- Brooklyn 7.62x51 importer at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (hbRAf)

323 > BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Pelosi is widening her legislative scope and has decided to have the House impeach the entire USA.

As Weill put it, they've decided to dissolve the people and elect another.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (2q9zZ)

324 I used to think islam and the chicoms were the biggest threat to freedom
If he weren't roasting in hell right now I wonder what Osama would have to say about the changes to the world since his attack on the US.
Iran/Shi'ite Islam is stronger and under Xiden about to get a lot stronger.

The Sunni Oligarchs are allied with Israel out of fear of Iran.

America and Europe are ushering in a level of decadence that would make Caligula blanche...though he did get Muslims in the west a higher place in the oppression hierarchy.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (qlFIA)

325 Come on Donald dump on the rhinos, they're gonna destroy you right down to Barron. If you don't shit on them you shit on your supporters. Take these rinos and donks out with the "big reveal" or is that BS like "lock her up".

Posted by: Just sick and tired at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (ONvIw)

326 43 From the NY Times : Senator Mitch McConnell, the Republican leader, has told associates he
believes President Trump committed impeachable offenses and that he is
pleased that Democrats are moving to impeach him, believing that it will
make it easier to purge him from the party, according to people
familiar with his thinking.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2021 05:19 PM (IsWuk)


If that is true, in response Trump could ask his supporters to leave the GOP and then start a MAGA party. That would effectively be the end of the Republican.

We'll see if Mitch wants to crash the plane into the mountain.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (996BY)

327 qdsteve goody, I never been impeached before, is their ice cream afterwards?

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (Cxk7w)

328 Jane .... have you seen Meggy McBig Mac lately.??

Looks like the Ooompa Loompas have over inflated her and are ready to roll he out of the chocolate factory.

She waaaaaay bigger than Oprah.

Poor Ben

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (nw6Hr)


What's weird is when you're breast feeding, your pregnancy weight drops off like crazy. She must be power eating cases of bon bons.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

329 Sup doe

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (IYHxL)

330 Seriously, what the fuck, Wyoming.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (gAFsE)

331 MORE BREAKING NEWS: Meghan McCain has eaten and laid waste to an entire Maryland location of Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2021 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)

332 >>>She waaaaaay bigger than Oprah.

Poor Ben
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (nw6Hr)

======

Yeah, and that baby weight is not going away.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 12, 2021 05:57 PM (o9apC)

333 Uganda has better election integrity than the USA.
Fn Uganda

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 12, 2021 05:57 PM (/6GbT)

334 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 05:54 PM (FBrfY)

How much is China paying them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 05:57 PM (VP4Cd)

335 What's weird is when you're breast feeding, your pregnancy weight drops off like crazy. She must be power eating cases of bon bons.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

Wait, wait-- Some gormless beta fuckstick actually climbed onto that?

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:57 PM (gAFsE)

336 231 If you leave and someone squats in it while you're gone, you're SIL.

-----

SIL??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 05:44 PM (nw6Hr)

...

Sorry; SOL.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 05:57 PM (yL25O)

337 Skip, Nancy says we're all too deplorable to be Americans.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2021 05:57 PM (L2ZTs)

338 Uganda has better election integrity than the USA.
Fn Uganda
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 12, 2021 05:57 PM (/6GbT)

And Iraq.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 05:58 PM (gAFsE)

339 What's weird is when you're breast feeding, your pregnancy weight drops off like crazy. She must be power eating cases of bon bons.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

Elephantine mascot for the new GOP?

Posted by: Just sick and tired at January 12, 2021 05:58 PM (ONvIw)

340 >>>Ha! Not me. That means it's still on the market. You say Greenland, I say "Luxurica." It might seem cold now, but the temperature will be a year-round 72F once every square-inch of ground is plowed under yuuuge, gaudily-decorated apartment towers.


Paint the glaciers black to induce heating from the sun, then sit back and watch blissfully as Washington DC is submerged by the resulting increase in sea level.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 12, 2021 05:58 PM (HmZuC)

341 Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at January 12, 2021 05:57 PM (o9apC)
She a big bitchb and the only exercise she gets is running her dicksucker.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2021 05:58 PM (IYHxL)

342 Meggie Mac was definitely the kinda girl who was gonna get Elephantitis of the Pregnancy.

Happened to Jennifer Garner. Now she looks like that guy Jaws from the Bond Movies.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM (038q7)

343 Hey come on fat, if we had Iraqi laws with hte purple fingers no broad would let you pull the old two-fingered "I thought you liked" me maneuver.


Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM (qlFIA)

344 BREAKING: Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming says she will vote to impeach Trump. "There has never been a greater betrayal by a President of the United States of his office and his oath to the Constitution," she said in a statement.

She just wrote herself of the island

Posted by: Jean at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM (Xih1H)

345 Ok, which of you Morons works at my company?

Just got off a Teams meeting led by our VP of Inclusion. She was talking about the need to aggressively recruit people of color, LGBT, yadda yadda.

In the chat an anonymous comment said "WTF about the competency to do the job? Who the hell are you anyway?"

She didn't say anything about it but it lit up a bit of back and forth in the chat. Apparently this person must check his privilege or something.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM (wGxSf)

346 Also, from now on I shall no longer refer to Nancy Pelosi by her official name.

Instead, I shall call her the Bitch Queen Of New Orleans, or BQONO for short.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM (L2ZTs)

347 Apparently Meggie Mac and Ana Navarro are considered "conservative voices" on The View.
*blinks*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

348 Whoops. Brecht, not Weill.

After the uprising of the 17th June
The Secretary of the Writers Union
Had leaflets distributed in the Stalinallee
Stating that the people
Had forfeited the confidence of the government
And could win it back only
By redoubled efforts. Would it not be easier
In that case for the government
To dissolve the people
And elect another?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (2q9zZ)

349 >>> 198 From Mollie Hemingway :

Congressional approval at 15% according to Gallup. 60% in another poll say impeachment is a waste of $/time. 77% wish Congress were working on Coronavirus, not impeachment. And 80% of GOP voters in battleground states say they'd be less likely to vote GOP who support impeachment
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (IsWuk)

So?

Posted by: Commie Election Fraud, Inc at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (TK8Ry)

350 Exactly how did Trump betray his oath? By standing up for election integrity? For speaking at a rally where he told the people be peaceful?

Everybody who voted for Trump in WY needs to call or e-mail Ms. Cheney.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (VP4Cd)

351 They're making plans for Joey.
He's gotta future with American Steal.

Posted by: XTC at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (ab0zp)

352 >>Wait, wait-- Some gormless beta fuckstick actually climbed onto that?


AND managed to spill his seed in the proper fold!


Amazing, huh?

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (038q7)

353 Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM (wGxSf)

LOL
awesome

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (nUhF0)

354 347 Apparently Meggie Mac and Ana Navarro are considered "conservative voices" on The View.
*blinks*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

With "friends like these"....

Posted by: DoublySymmetric (iPad) at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (XeEyo)

355 What's weird is when you're breast feeding, your pregnancy weight drops off like crazy. She must be power eating cases of bon bons.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

The two most chubbilicious dames on TV.

Posted by: Just sick and tired at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (ONvIw)

356 Yeah--I need to be better about proof-reading.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 05:33 PM (TdMsT)


I recommend 80 proof-reading.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (J4SfM)

357 Instead, I shall call her the Bitch Queen Of New Orleans, or BQONO for short.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM (L2ZTs)

I thought her family was from Baltimore. Am I missing something?

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (gAFsE)

358 "Assuming voting matters post 2020, Liz Cheney is in my Top 10 POS that need to be primaries at all costs come 2022."

Screw primaries and screw the GOP. They are just as much your enemy as the Democrats.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 12, 2021 06:01 PM (qH6FZ)

359 BREAKING: Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming says she will vote to impeach Trump. "There has never been a greater betrayal by a President of the United States of his office and his oath to the Constitution," she said in a statement.

These people have lost their minds, they are delusional. They want us all gone.

Posted by: spypeach at January 12, 2021 06:01 PM (Up/Jb)

360 I thought Wyoming was super Conservative... Throw the bitch out next time... Yeah.. I know .. Daddy

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 06:01 PM (Zmnko)

361 You would think that GOP politicians would learn from Fox News tumbling into obscurity but, nope, they are rushing to commit political suicide. #WeWillRememeber

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 06:01 PM (FBrfY)

362 >>>Meggie Mac was definitely the kinda girl who was gonna get Elephantitis of the Pregnancy.

Look at Amy Schumer - her pregnancy made her look like...Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 12, 2021 06:01 PM (HmZuC)

363 We'll see if Mitch wants to crash the plane into the mountain.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (996BY)



Shades of the Far Side: "Hey, what's that mountain goat doing up in this cloud?"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 12, 2021 06:01 PM (ZSK0i)

364 Meggie Mac was definitely the kinda girl who was gonna get Elephantitis of the Pregnancy.

----

Oh.... she getting BIG.

She's got that kind of fat where even your forehead gets rolls and your face pushes out past your eyes and you look like an albino Geisha Sumo wrestling gal.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 06:01 PM (nw6Hr)

365 Liz Cheney can't wait to send our men and women off to another war.


And that's all I'll say about that.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

366 Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming says she will vote to impeach Trump. "There has never been a greater betrayal by a President of the United States of his office and his oath to the Constitution," she said in a statement.


So. We're really not voting our way out of this. Good to know. You now Liz, the Jacobins will come for you too. This won't save you.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2021 06:02 PM (ymReh)

367 According to the Ugandan translator, Fuck You, Twitter, is the same as English,

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 06:02 PM (elx20)

368 Jack Dorsey has opened himself up to a shareholder suit. And an SEC criminal charge for fraud.
---
We're on it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA@@!!

Posted by: The FBI at January 12, 2021 06:02 PM (sWM8x)

369 Hey Ben, you've got mail...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 12, 2021 06:02 PM (TK8Ry)

370 Don't forget what David Plouffe said back in 2016 before Trump was elected.
June 13, 2016 "It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."
Hence what is going on today...

Posted by: Timon at January 12, 2021 06:02 PM (q4X5T)

371 I am not leaving the US. This is my home and I will fight for it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 06:02 PM (946rW)

372 America and Europe are ushering in a level of
decadence that would make Caligula blanche...though he did get Muslims
in the west a higher place in the oppression hierarchy.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2021 05:56 PM (qlFIA)

I like your style.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey -- Brooklyn 7.62x51 importer at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (hbRAf)

373 305 Texas Dan, thanks for your good works.
I have read the Koran and my understanding is that once you reject Islam, you have a kind of fatwa on your head, in that any good muslim is required to kill you. Not optional.
Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 12, 2021 05:53 PM (w7KSn)

...

All God's grace.

You're not wrong, either. But there has always been persecution of the saints.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (yL25O)

374 @359

They would rather drown than get in the boats with people from the lower decks.

Or alternatively..

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (a2jAQ)

375 I never did understand Jennifer Garner, personally.

She's like the anti-Hillary Swank to me.

Swank is weird-looking, yet strangely also hot.

Garner is weird-looking, yet strangely not hot at all.

Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (2q9zZ)

376 Again the idiotroll thinks every conservative in the USA was storming the capitol. Typical dumbshit.

Get ready to have some really sticky drinks "accidentally" spilled on ya in coach, troll.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (L2ZTs)

377 Liz is a fucking turncoat.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (elx20)

378 Congressional approval at 15% according to Gallup.



That high?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 05:51 PM (VP4Cd)

Did the poll for SCOTUS?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (946rW)

379
Apparently Meggie Mac and Ana Navarro are considered "conservative voices" on The View.
*blinks*

-----

Good. Because theyre considered "market weight" everywhere else.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (nw6Hr)

380
speaking of bitches....

NOOD

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (YgBSm)

381 According to the Ugandan translator, Fuck You, Twitter, is the same as English,
Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 06:02 PM

And so easy to do in sign language!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (2k7BX)

382 We're on it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA@@!!
Posted by: The FBI at January 12, 2021 06:02 PM (sWM8x)

They're too busy arresting Grammy for exercising her right to protest.. Throw her in jail!

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (Zmnko)

383 Vanya, true but it still fits and rhymes for her. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 12, 2021 06:04 PM (L2ZTs)

384 >>Garner is weird-looking, yet strangely not hot at all.


That first season or two of Alias they had her looking just fine.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 06:04 PM (038q7)

385 Posted by: Long drives at January 12, 2021 06:01 PM (WYbZQ

Try Keto or an exercise regimen with short bursts of running along with power walking. Then you may get rid of your Fat ass.

Posted by: Jack Lalanne at January 12, 2021 06:04 PM (VP4Cd)

386
Ain't nobody gonna bring a hammer down on Twitter. Or Jack Dorsey. Now, they may go out of business on their own, but I'm sure the SEC won't touch him, and his shareholders are probably slapping him on the back for sticking it to Orangeman. It's not as if they ever cared about turning a profit before.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 06:04 PM (Bvn1K)

387 I remember Liz looking for all kinds of support when her immediate family was being attacked. Get bent, bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2021 06:05 PM (elx20)

388 I think the GOPe reaction is easy to understand.

Our opponents have money, access to black mail material, and the complete control of the FNM.

We have the votes.

Well, 2020 showed voting doesn't matter any more.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2021 06:05 PM (qlFIA)

389 You know what else is also a basic human right? Having a place to squat when you take a shit and the proper means to clean up your act.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2021 06:05 PM (WOYcU)

390 I thought her family was from Baltimore. Am I missing something?

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 06:00 PM (gAFsE)

Yes and her father, then the mayor, put up all of the confederate statues in Druid Hill Park.

Posted by: Timon at January 12, 2021 06:05 PM (q4X5T)

391
We have many talented amateurs and more than a few professional drinkers around here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2021 05:45 PM (xT2tT)

I may not post as much as I used to, but I'm right here!

Try it, you'll like it.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 12, 2021 06:05 PM (VcFUs)

392 Exactly how did Trump betray his oath? By standing up for election integrity?
That's actually exactly it.
We look at the oath to defend the Constitution from enemies foreign and domestic and think of the document, the ideas contained therein, and the connection with the ideals of the Declaration of Independence. Namely that government's only legitimate authority comes from the consent of the governed.

Foreigners like Cheney look at it and see the Empire and their rule. Her kind thinks government has inherent authority and elections are just a charade (at this point probably true) to get us to feel like we're involved so that we will support them with our efforts (i.e. taxes).

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 06:06 PM (kOpft)

393 No matter my revulsion at the last five years, I will not leave this nation.
Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey -- Brooklyn 7.62x51 importer at January 12, 2021 06:06 PM (hbRAf)

394 not impeachment. And 80% of GOP voters in battleground states say they'd be less likely to vote GOP who support impeachment

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 12, 2021 05:39 PM (IsWuk)


VOTE??!? LOLOLOLOL... snort!

Posted by: Dominion at January 12, 2021 06:06 PM (946rW)

395 Kamala the Ugandan Giant wearing white face

https://tinyurl.com/y57ewof3
Posted by: wth at January 12, 2021 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

I find it hilarious that the wrestler's real name was James Harris. A relation, perhaps? He passed away recently.

Posted by: InCali at January 12, 2021 06:07 PM (9AFWN)

396 Hey in the question of who you'd rather hit I'd certainly pick Hillary Swank too.

Posted by: The other boxer in million dollar baby at January 12, 2021 06:07 PM (qlFIA)

397 off dominion sock

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 06:07 PM (946rW)

398 HOW DARE UGANDA IMPEDE OUR ABILITY TO INSTALL LEFTIST POLITICIANS

Posted by: Twitter at January 12, 2021 06:07 PM (bhPL1)

399 I never did understand Jennifer Garner, personally.
She's like the anti-Hillary Swank to me.
Swank is weird-looking, yet strangely also hot.
Garner is weird-looking, yet strangely not hot at all.
Your mileage may vary.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (2q9zZ)


I think you got that backwards.

Swank looks like a really well done tranny or perhaps a Shetland pony trans-human.

Garner, when younger, was definitely Teh Hawt.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 12, 2021 06:08 PM (EERbD)

400 Have at it, they have what 8 days to go at it, no defence allowed I guess.
And take the chance afterwards is pointless as probably not allowed and will have to go to Roberts, who will rewrite the Constitution to allow it.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2021 06:08 PM (Cxk7w)

401 Posted by: InCali at January 12, 2021 06:07 PM (9AFWN)

RIP. Him and Taker scared the shit out of me as a kid.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 12, 2021 06:09 PM (IYHxL)

402 I'm not proud.

I would hit them both.

Simultaneously if I had a million dollars.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 06:11 PM (038q7)

403 >>>Rep. Liz Cheney of Wyoming says she will vote to impeach Trump. "There has never been a greater betrayal by a President of the United States of his office and his oath to the Constitution," she said in a statement.


And the bitch - and Sasse - will both be soundly reelected

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 06:12 PM (bkUtD)

404 That first season or two of Alias they had her looking just fine.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2021 06:04 PM (038q7)

And don't forget Bradley Cooper. He was the reporter in the first number of episodes, but then dropped.

Posted by: InCali at January 12, 2021 06:12 PM (9AFWN)

405 Wah... Trump has 8 more days and he's no where to be found. He's abandoned his job!!!!

Wah... Trump is trying to do his job, orange man bad!!! Impeach!!!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 06:13 PM (UUBmN)

406 In the chat an anonymous comment said "WTF about the competency to do the job? Who the hell are you anyway?"
Posted by: WitchDoktor at January 12, 2021 05:59 PM


"anonymous comment". Now, that's funny.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 12, 2021 06:13 PM (awtm/)

407 Glad to se the trolls here are still awful. I'm old enough to remember Lace Wigs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 06:14 PM (bkUtD)

408 I do NOT un any way blame him, he's given more than anyone could have asked, but nonetheless I feel abandoned by Trump

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 12, 2021 06:15 PM (nUhF0)

409 400 Skip, the NYT is notorious for bad reporting and McConnell would have to take the Senate out of recess to do 1/20. Not enough time for the House and Senate to do it and a rush job will look even worse.

I think the breaking point is that effectively via MMT (Modern Monetary Theory), the ruling class believes that they can debase the currency endlessly without causing effects nor taxes.

If all the spending that the Dems have proposed goes through, we will be borrowing nearly half the federal budget--it is simply not sustainable. My guess is that our oligarchs are literally driving the US economy into a brick wall to have a great reset. That means anyone depending on a federal pension or state, beware--Supreme Court has already held that Social Security is not a binding property right but subject to the whims of Congress.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 06:15 PM (pO7gM)

410 Liz Cheney just guaranteed that she will be the last one the Commies will eat.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at January 12, 2021 06:16 PM (2BZBZ)

411 >>>I do NOT un any way blame him, he's given more than anyone could have asked, but nonetheless I feel abandoned by Trump


He's probably royally pissed they stole the election, the GOP left him, and the new bs impeachment garbage. I'd be looking for people to punch, not giving speeches. But that's just me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 06:17 PM (bkUtD)

412 Cheney is.lining up another GOP house midterm collapse. Xiden will get his mandate. Everything is theatre to rationalize the commie takeover.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at January 12, 2021 06:18 PM (4vNgL)

413 NOOD MCCONNELL

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 12, 2021 06:18 PM (bkUtD)

414 Politicians areThe GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 06:03 PM (a2jAQ)

FIFY

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2021 06:18 PM (nBNUK)

415 oh we've been willowed

wyatt, agree,in his place I'd have stroked out

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 12, 2021 06:20 PM (nUhF0)

416 One thing that people and candidates need to be looking for in 2022 is running as independents in states like WY which avoids the splitter primary trap. It is a lot harder to carry off the splitter strategy in a general election.

Enough people are sick enough of both parties that independents might be able to swing quite a few races.

That is essentially what happened to the Tories in Canada in the 80s'

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 06:22 PM (pO7gM)

417 Mitch shares the same love of strapon asian dildo opium mama's as does coconspirator Smallwell.
Just sayin ?

Posted by: Shamus and Claymore at January 12, 2021 06:26 PM (uSdpa)

418 albino Geisha Sumo wrestling gal.
Posted by: fixerupper

You know that comparison is pretty mean to the albino Geisha Sumo wrestling gals...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at January 12, 2021 06:32 PM (gtatv)

419 IQ Evaluation:

Mid-level Ugandan government officials that DID NOT attend Ivy League universities >>>>> GOPe.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 12, 2021 06:32 PM (tkyK5)

420 Every country should simply ban Twitter and Facebook permanently. Just say "You're banned because fuck you that's why." Let them sue in 200+ countries with 200+ legal systems with 90% of their revenue gone.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at January 12, 2021 09:53 PM (MqQvv)

421 Uganda is more civilized than the "United" States.

Good for them.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 12, 2021 11:23 PM (Ndje9)

422 The glbalist forgot one thing, not every nation wants to be the same, not every nation wants Green new deals and LGBTQ?F.
And they will fight.
The only nations that possess the military power to fight half or more of these nations is the US and I doubt the people will stand for that and China.
Have fun in world war four.

Posted by: obsidian at January 13, 2021 10:29 AM (7+yqP)

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