Quarantine Cafe: Roos You Can Use Edition


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1 Neat.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:48 PM (L8ADy)

2 These ones don't have scary-ass daggers for hands.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:48 PM (L8ADy)

3 Noodled below

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:49 PM (L8ADy)

4 Aaaaand here they are.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:50 PM (L8ADy)

5 Fuck joey choo choo

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 12, 2021 07:50 PM (l3Xpa)

6 Any second

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:50 PM (L8ADy)

7 Wonder what kangaroo meat tastes like.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 07:50 PM (4gl5c)

8 Kangaroos...buncha wankers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 12, 2021 07:50 PM (IorEm)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 07:51 PM (arJlL)

10 Wonder what kangaroo meat tastes like.
Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 07:50 PM (4gl5c)


I think we had that discussion last kangaroo thread. Supposed to not be very good at all - tourists are the only ones that try it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:51 PM (L8ADy)

11 These ones don't have scary-ass daggers for hands.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:48 PM (L8ADy)

Yeah that was creepy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2021 07:51 PM (lPYy2)

12
Kangaroos look like the result of Dr Moreau combining the DNA of a dog, a deer, and a human.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 07:51 PM (cA/NU)

13 In Oz, even the bats can kill you, mate!

Posted by: zombie Steve Irwin at January 12, 2021 07:51 PM (DMUuz)

14 No boxing gloves

Posted by: Jean at January 12, 2021 07:51 PM (Xih1H)

15 One of the only things in Australia that doesn't want to kill you.

Much.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:51 PM (L8ADy)

16
I didn't know that kangaroos were even domesticable. They're pretty aggressive, at least in the wild.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 07:52 PM (Bvn1K)

17 Hiya Jordan !

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 07:52 PM (arJlL)

18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyK_9rsd-p4

I've linked this before, but here's a commercial diver meeting a turtle.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 07:52 PM (gAFsE)

19 @7

Strangely enough, it tastes like wallaby.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 07:52 PM (a2jAQ)

20 Kangaroos are kinda scary creatures

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 07:52 PM (KZzsI)

21 Rodents of outragious size? I don't think they exist.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

22 Hiya Jordan !
Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 07:52 PM (arJlL)

Hiya JT!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (lPYy2)

23 Marsupials are just plain fucked up. That's why God put Australia on the bottom of the planet. Hoping nobody would notice.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (L8ADy)

24 The little Wallabies maybe you could have as a pet but the full size Roos are bigger than you and can kill you casually.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (KZzsI)

25 Bruce Willis kicked out of LA Rite Aid for refusing to wear a mask. WZ.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (I58tH)

26 One of the only things in Australia that doesn't want to kill you.

********

I think there are only two classes of animals in the land down under: animals that want to kill you, and animals that want to eat you.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (4gl5c)

27 Except Kangaroo get pretty big

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (Cxk7w)

28 Given that they are from Australia, Kangaroos probably have a hidden, unknown stinger in their tail that packs deadly venom. Because everything in Oz can and wants to kill you, including the Sheilas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 07:54 PM (KZzsI)

29 Hey guys.

Alternating betwixt reading "The Fourth Turning", which puts the current unpleasantness in historical perspective, and watching "Strange Angel", about occultist rocketeer Jack Parsons, who helped found JPL.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 12, 2021 07:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

30 Kangaroos are kinda scary creatures
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 07:52 PM (KZzsI)


Yeah, we'd posted vids of the kangaroos trying to kill dogs on the last one - then Ace had the Edward Scissor Hands of the animal world testing the tensile strength of glass on somebody's home.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:54 PM (L8ADy)

31 Say, can those roos be trained to kick Democrats? Because there might be a few of those who could use a kick.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2021 07:54 PM (RzGcW)

32 For kangaroo nuts, the San Diego Wild Animal Park (now stupidly called the Safari Park), the open-country branch of the famous zoo, has an exhibit now where you walk through an enclosed area, and the 'roos are in there with you (small ones). Better than the conventional outside-looking-in enclosure, I guess, but not that big a deal.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (OTzUX)

33 Truth be told, Roo is my fav o rite.

Posted by: Winnie the Pooh (not the meglomaniac) at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (kOpft)

34 The guy who rescued the kangaroo seems like a really nice guy, and the kangaroo did look much better once it had some more hair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (VP4Cd)

35
Posted by: troll scum at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (I7aCJ)

Screw, scumbag.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (cA/NU)

36 So, is Eris wearing a skirt or just going pants-free?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (KZzsI)

37 Posted by: zombie Steve Irwin at January 12, 2021 07:51 PM (DMUuz)

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Here, borrow my sunglasses. They're Ray-Bans.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (kTF2Z)

38 This entire thread just seems like an elaborate 'Roos.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (gohdN)

39 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (arJlL)

40
Jack Parsons, who helped found JPL.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 12, 2021 07:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

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Oooooh, he was a real character. What channel is it on?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (Bvn1K)

41 26 Bruce Willis kicked out of LA Rite Aid for refusing to wear a mask. WZ.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (I58tH)


If you've lost the LA Rite Aid, do you even matter anymore?

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (RzGcW)

42 heard roos are gooid eating

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (nUhF0)

43 I'm having dinner at the home of my favorite bartendress.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (O9EMC)

44 heard roos are gooid eating
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (nUhF0)

Had it in Germany. It was 3.6 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (gAFsE)

45 My daughter's friend has a baby roo here in Texas.

It's cute but I think they get aggressive as they age.

Claws like a raptor.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (yL25O)

46 Roos never used to freak me out until I saw how they look identical to deer when they take the right pose. Now I just want them to admit they're deer and get on all fours.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (RzGcW)

47 Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviuTfdfArM

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

48 Sup, y'all? 'Roos tonite, eh?

Posted by: Weasel at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (MVjcR)

49 Except Kangaroo get pretty big
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (Cxk7w)


Yeah, there were the posts of the ripped kangaroos on the last post - looked like they were on steroids. I had no idea. Then again, I guess bulls and horses can get pretty ripped, and all they eat is grass.

https://youtu.be/agQVxiEru8Q

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (L8ADy)

50 Claws like a raptor.

Emu literally do, they have dinosaur feet with terrifying claws on them. And they like to kick stuff to death with those claws.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (KZzsI)

51 I'm having dinner at the home of my favorite bartendress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (O9EMC)

Then WTH are you doing here?! You're through the door, right? You brought good wine? Go! Go!

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (gAFsE)

52 I'm having dinner at the home of my favorite bartendress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (O9EMC)

Then what the hell are you doing here?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (lPYy2)

53 >>>Bruce Willis kicked out of LA Rite Aid for refusing to wear a mask. WZ.
He should've escaped into the air duct mounted a counteroffensive.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (xPl2J)

54 There was a video game about a mama kangaroo trying to rescue her baby back in the 80s on Atari or Nintendo. It was fun. I was never able to rescue the baby though.

Posted by: jmel at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (bVhJi)

55 I've heard pet kangaroos are quite masochistic.

Aussie dominixes are often asked to "tie me kangaroo down, sport."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (DMUuz)

56 Next on AoSHQ "Anamuls r Funy" Duckbilled Platypus plays Puccini on Percussion Pads.

Anna' one, anna' two....

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (3H9h1)

57
What are those evil hyperchickens called?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (Bvn1K)

58 Brother Northerlurker is she serving drinks or BYOB?

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (Cxk7w)

59 Wonder what kangaroo meat tastes like.
I've heard it makes your stomach a little jumpy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 12, 2021 07:58 PM (HaL55)

60 Ha! WeaselZippers is also using an asterisk when speaking of Biden*.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 12, 2021 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

61 Brother Northerlurker is she serving drinks or BYOB?
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (Cxk7w)

Stop distracting him! You got this, NL! Slay it!

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 07:58 PM (gAFsE)

62 https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/533693-the-
case-for-censuring-trump

Every time I think my disgust and contempt for the elite lawyer caste of Turleys and Allreds might have hit bottom, they pull something like this. A fucking despicable betrayal, but then I expected nothing less.

Posted by: trev006 at January 12, 2021 07:58 PM (jpsJS)

63 She was canning today and brought a flat home. So she's serving.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 07:58 PM (O9EMC)

64 My son's 8 Birthday is Friday and I put together a Go Kart for him, since we all know another lockdown is coming. I also did it to keep myself sane. I also am listening to more and more audiobooks. I am making my way through the Sharpe books.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 12, 2021 07:58 PM (dKiJG)

65 Vegemite is what the kangaroos who chew tobacco fill their pouches with.

Posted by: Rocko's Modern Life at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (VA1FF)

66 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviuTfdfArM
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

...

Finding out that guy was a huge child predator kinda ruined that song for me.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (yL25O)

67 Ha! WeaselZippers is also using an asterisk when speaking of Biden*.

What does that mean?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Zmnko)

68 I'm having dinner at the home of my favorite bartendress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM (O9EMC)

Then WTH are you doing here?! You're through the door, right? You brought good wine? Go! Go!
Posted by: Vanya

yeah !

Dim the lights; tell her of the waters of your home world, how wet they are and shit like that !

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (arJlL)

69 She was canning today and brought a flat home

Home owning, crafty around the house, self starter with her own job, sounds like a good start.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (KZzsI)

70 Strangely enough, it tastes like wallaby.

*********

I imagine thats similar to the taste of wallaroos

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (4gl5c)

71 Should turn this off, been up since 2am.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Cxk7w)

72 I'm having dinner at the home of my favorite bartendress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 07:56 PM

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Then what the hell are you doing here?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM


Perhaps he's going to liveblog it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (DMUuz)

73 You notice roos faces kinda look like bats?

Posted by: MarkY at January 12, 2021 08:00 PM (BKy13)

74 Emu literally do, they have dinosaur feet with terrifying claws on them. And they like to kick stuff to death with those claws.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (KZzsI)

Yup....some idiot in Florida was raising Emu's and one took him out.

Sliced his ass open I believe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2021 08:00 PM (R/m4+)

75 Awwwww...

Garry and Huddy are too cute!

Posted by: SMH at January 12, 2021 08:00 PM (RU4sa)

76 If I was famous I would want to wear a mask to Rite Aid just so people wouldn't bother me.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 08:00 PM (xPl2J)

77
Yeah this thing. "Cassowary," not hyperchicken.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 08:00 PM (Bvn1K)

78 70 Ha! WeaselZippers is also using an asterisk when speaking of Biden*.

What does that mean?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Zmnko)


Now I will shame you for not reading Kurt Schlichter's essential column every Monday and Thursday.

No, seriously, it means he's like one of those athletes with a record that's besmirched. The asterisk means "yeah, he cheated to get that."

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2021 08:00 PM (RzGcW)

79 Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (arJlL)

80 Finding out that guy was a huge child predator kinda ruined that song for me.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (yL25O)
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Yeesh! Did not know.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

81 No, seriously, it means he's like one of those athletes with a record that's besmirched. The asterisk means "yeah, he cheated to get that."

Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (Zmnko)

82 On Gab. Same nic.
Did we lose the AoS group? Saw it earlier. Now gone.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (wjmTS)

83 What does that mean?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM (Zmnko)


It means they are going to get banned from their service provider for violating community standards.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (QYoFn)

84 " I'm having dinner at the home of my favorite bartendress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker "


Right now??

Uhh, sweep the leg!

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (JXXJD)

85 Bruce Willis kicked out of LA Rite Aid for refusing to wear a mask. WZ. He should've escaped into the air duct mounted a counteroffensive.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (xPl2J)


Hahaha, good for him. With the gun laws in CA, he'd have been crawling around that ducting for a long time. Hell, we can't even buy airsoft guns.

Speaking of which, signed my Newsom recall notice, glad to see it's getting some legs. Nothing would make me happier than to jettison that piece of shit. Will it accomplish anything?

Yes. It'll make me feel all warm and squishy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (L8ADy)

86 I have some Sharpe audio books but the guy that reads them has one of those high Jackie Steward voices, it just doesn't fit the rough, manly, war themes of Richard Sharpe.

Hearing little boy voice tell me about Sharpe running some guy through and shooting his musket into the guts of someone else, it loses something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (KZzsI)

87

"Joey" Biden. Pouch sniffer...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (s2VJv)

88 I just read that the new strain of Covid is 70% more contagious and the vaccine doesn't work for it.

We're all going to die unless we mask up.

Seriously, I'm so tired of the gaslighting.

Posted by: MJ at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (gAMkn)

89 Ha! WeaselZippers is also using an asterisk when speaking of Biden*.

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What does that mean?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 12, 2021 07:59 PM


Beats me.

Posted by: zombie Roger Maris at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (DMUuz)

90 Watching John Wayne's The Alamo. Enjoy this clip... I did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlVO6NynyGE

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (joJfO)

91 Emu literally do, they have dinosaur feet with terrifying claws on them. And they like to kick stuff to death with those claws.

.....

They can only stamp forward though.

Having helped herd ostrich in my early 20's, the key is to stay behind them.

You tuck their head between their legs and bulldog those sumbitches wherever you want.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (gohdN)

92 " I'm having dinner at the home of my favorite bartendress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker "

Right now??

Uhh, sweep the leg!
Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (JXXJD)


Hoard dating advice.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (AiZBA)

93 Come on. Steve Irwin? Ray-Bans?

Tough crowd.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (kTF2Z)

94 I have some Sharpe audio books but the guy that reads them has one of those high Jackie Steward voices, it just doesn't fit the rough, manly, war themes of Richard Sharpe.

Hearing little boy voice tell me about Sharpe running some guy through and shooting his musket into the guts of someone else, it loses something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

A high talker.

Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM (arJlL)

95 He said "Do you come from a land down under?"....

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM (u+Y3T)

96 97 " I'm having dinner at the home of my favorite bartendress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker "

Right now??

Uhh, sweep the leg!
Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (JXXJD)

Hoard dating advice.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (AiZBA)


Does she have big tits, bug eyes, buck teeth and no brain?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM (s2VJv)

97 Yeah this thing. "Cassowary," not hyperchicken.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 08:00 PM (Bvn1K)

Just found this. Fuck ALL of that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5hp4gR_fg

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM (gAFsE)

98 Bruce Willis kicked out of LA Rite Aid for refusing to wear a mask. WZ.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 12, 2021 07:53 PM (I58tH)

And didn't take $950 worth of merch on the way out? Amateur.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM (uhPTO)

99 I'll try to add people on Gab but its running like I have a 2800 Baud modem right now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM (KZzsI)

100 Am I the troll again?
Posted by: Faith at January 12, 2021 07:57 PM (I7aCJ)


I forget. Isn't it plumber and lady with the broken garbage disposal night? Or is it pizza delivery boy and MILF. I always get these things confused.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM (L8ADy)

101 I remember when ostrich farming was going to be a great way to get rich.

Turns out that ostrich only tastes about 70% as good as good beef, plus they can hurt you a lot.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2021 08:04 PM (RzGcW)

102 I made smoked salmon. Paired it with a dill sauce from ina gartens recipe. Delish !

Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue at January 12, 2021 08:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

103 "Wonder what kangaroo meat tastes like.
I've heard it makes your stomach a little jumpy."

It has a bit of a kick.

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 08:04 PM (JXXJD)

104 They're moving right along:

H.J.Res.14 - Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to abolish the electoral college and to provide for the direct election of the President and Vice President of the United States.

Full text - https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy6sewpq

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 12, 2021 08:04 PM (2k7BX)

105 97 " I'm having dinner at the home of my favorite bartendress.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker "

Right now??
Uhh, sweep the leg!
Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 08:01 PM (JXXJD)

Hoard dating advice.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (AiZBA)

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He didn't say "slap hot iron to it"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:04 PM (CAJOC)

106 35 Truth be told, Roo is my fav o rite.
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh (not the meglomaniac) at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (kOpft)

Of course. I could have told you that.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 12, 2021 08:05 PM (PiwSw)

107 There is a new strain of Covid that instantly kills if even a part of the virus touches you! But a mask and 6ft social distance will save you, but only after we lock down for 6 weeks, except for essential employees.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 08:05 PM (QYoFn)

108 35 Truth be told, Roo is my fav o rite.
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh (not the meglomaniac) at January 12, 2021 07:55 PM (kOpft)

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You just back away, there, buddy.

Posted by: Kanga at January 12, 2021 08:05 PM (CAJOC)

109 104 Buying tube sox and Metamucil. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 12, 2021 08:06 PM (I58tH)

110 I just read that the new strain of Covid is 70% more contagious and the vaccine doesn't work for it.

******

And it's somehow MORE contagious and MORE deadly, completely unlike any other respiratory virus (or epidemiological principle) in our 2.5M year history, and we're going to need you to disregard the part where we have to tell you that you're "sick"

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 12, 2021 08:06 PM (2CptV)

111 Yeah Cassowary are scary looking up close, but not very big, so not as dangerous as they could be. All those running birds have scary legs and feet.

Weird fact I learned today: Flamingo legs are backward like that because their knees are up in their feathers. What looks like their lower leg is all huge, long, skinny foot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:06 PM (KZzsI)

112 "He didn't say "slap hot iron to it"
Posted by: No One of Consequence "

That's after.

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 08:06 PM (JXXJD)

113 Hearing little boy voice tell me about Sharpe running some guy through and shooting his musket into the guts of someone else, it loses something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

A high talker.
Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM (arJlL)

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I fail to see the problem here.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at January 12, 2021 08:06 PM (kTF2Z)

114 SpaceX is going to try a static fire of their Starship prototype SN9 tonight, preparation for a 12.5km flight attempt later this week.

Rooting hard for SpaceX...we (or our kids) may need to get off of this rock and hit the next frontier, the way things seem to be going.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:06 PM (NiXyF)

115 Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to abolish the electoral college and to provide for the direct election of the President and Vice President of the United States.

I am 100% for this. Give them everything. Also, you should be able to vote for senators and reps no matter where you live, and run for a district no matter where you live.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 08:06 PM (kEzKM)

116 I visited an ostrich farm in Israel. The ostriches all had these rings, and the farmer had this button on his belt he'd push and shock them all in a given radius, in case they went all Attica on his ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 08:07 PM (Bvn1K)

117 The newest strain of covid kills you if you think about it.

Gah. Can't breathe...barely conscious...gasp...

Posted by: MJ at January 12, 2021 08:07 PM (gAMkn)

118 "Wonder what kangaroo meat tastes like.
I've heard it makes your stomach a little jumpy."

It has a bit of a kick.
Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 08:04 PM (JXXJD)


It does not, repeat NOT, taste like chicken.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:07 PM (NiXyF)

119 My mask saved me. I'm fine now.

Phew.

Posted by: MJ at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (gAMkn)

120 Actually, lets amend the constitution to assign all legislative branch duties to the president, and allow the president to serve for life.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (kEzKM)

121 Next Constitutional amendment: That the President and all elected officials shall be Democrats who have signed a loyalty oath to Karl Marx's corpse.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (RzGcW)

122 SpaceX is going to try a static fire of their Starship prototype SN9 tonight, preparation for a 12.5km flight attempt later this week.

Rooting hard for SpaceX...we (or our kids) may need to get off of this rock and hit the next frontier, the way things seem to be going.
Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:06 PM (NiXyF)

I'm watching NSF coverage on YouTube now. Hope for a flight this week, but not sure about weather (upper level winds).

Posted by: AF at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (S8ePJ)

123 Tough crowd.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (kTF2Z)


Waddaya mean? They heard that collective moan in Siberia.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (L8ADy)

124 And it's somehow MORE contagious and MORE deadly, completely unlike any
other respiratory virus (or epidemiological principle) in our 2.5M year
history, and we're going to need you to disregard the part where we have
to tell you that you're "sick"

You ARE sick! All of you! You have to act as if you are sick! (So said the TV Max Headroom people)

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (u+Y3T)

125 Buying tube sox and Metamucil. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: bill in arkansas



While wearing short, dark socks & crocs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (wjmTS)

126 115 104 Buying tube sox and Metamucil. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 12, 2021 08:06 PM (I58tH)

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Throw in a pack of condoms, and tell the cashier you've got a big night planned.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (CAJOC)

127 try to add people on Gab but its running like I have a 2800 Baud modem right now.

*******************

I remember when I used to own a 1400 baud modem and thought getting a 2800 baud modem was like getting a Ferrari for my computer.

Funsie fact, a SupraFAXModem 14400 cost $400 in 1992.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (ZqIuP)

128
heard roos are gooid eating


Great leather for braiding, too.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (+ya+t)

129 There is a new strain of Covid that instantly kills if even a part of the virus touches you!

Talked to a couple of people today that actually almost believe that. So very sad. Fear is such a powerful tool.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM (W4eKo)

130 122 I visited an ostrich farm in Israel. The ostriches all had these rings, and the farmer had this button on his belt he'd push and shock them all in a given radius, in case they went all Attica on his ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 08:07 PM (Bvn1K)


Star Trek TOS: "The Gamesters of Triskelion: Israeli Ostrich Edition"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM (PiwSw)

131 Three branches of Government are now the Chinese CP, Farcebook and Twitter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM (VP4Cd)

132 Does she have big tits, bug eyes, buck teeth and no brain?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM

She's from Newfoundland, which is meaningless to all of you.
Maybe it's like being from the Ozarks

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM (O9EMC)

133 Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to
abolish the electoral college and to provide for the direct election of
the President and Vice President of the United States.


Remember how the Electoral College would never go away because the party in power had just won it and would thus never have incentive to change it?

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM (kOpft)

134 Roo leather makes a great knife strop.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM (RzGcW)

135 Does she have big tits, bug eyes, buck teeth and no brain?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM


Heck, that could represent a number of people in New York City.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM (DMUuz)

136 Navy Cross awarded to Chaplain of USS Indianapolis, 75 years after his death

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=109309

Posted by: SMH at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM (RU4sa)

137 I visited an ostrich farm in Israel. The ostriches all had these rings,
and the farmer had this button on his belt he'd push and shock them all
in a given radius


Just a shock? Pffft.

Posted by: Ben Richards at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM (nCgJ/)

138 We're all going to die unless we mask up.

Seriously, I'm so tired of the gaslighting.


Since everything they have told us about CoViD is a lie, and it seems that their demand for absolute obedience is the most important thing....

Why didn't they just claim that failing to wear a mask will make a man impotent?

Get near 100% compliance in those who identify as males.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:10 PM (C+evo)

139 Funsie fact, a SupraFAXModem 14400 cost $400 in 1992

Yeah the 14.4 was the huge upgrade, like some kind of Star Trek device. It didn't take all day to download a GIF, only a few hours!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:10 PM (KZzsI)

140 "He didn't say "slap hot iron to it"
Posted by: No One of Consequence "

Is thst what the kids call it these days?

Posted by: Nancy P. at January 12, 2021 08:11 PM (vUGmb)

141 Navy Cross awarded to Chaplain of USS Indianapolis, 75 years after his death

Typical government efficiency.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:11 PM (C+evo)

142 Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to
abolish the electoral college and to provide for the direct election of
the President and Vice President of the United States.

*******

Fine. We're already there, so may as well formalize it.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 12, 2021 08:11 PM (2CptV)

143 Does she have big tits, bug eyes, buck teeth and no brain?


areolas like silver dollar pancakes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2021 08:11 PM (yQpMk)

144 g'evening, quarantiners, what's new?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 12, 2021 08:11 PM (UPoLF)

145 ...Those aren't sneakers with small pockets on the side. How can I use them?

Posted by: Big Tech at January 12, 2021 08:11 PM (Ojki1)

146 Roo leather makes a great knife strop.

My brother has some Ostrich Skin cowboy boots, somewhere. Hasn't worn them since his western phase in the 90s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:12 PM (KZzsI)

147 It didn't take all day to download a GIF, only a few hours!

*************

Worth it to see those jiggly ta tas in 256 colors!

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:12 PM (ZqIuP)

148 I think one of the side effects of COVID is that you lose your country.
So there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 08:12 PM (ch5vB)

149 The ostriches all had these rings, and the farmer
had this button on his belt he'd push and shock them all in a given
radius, in case they went all Attica on his ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 08:07 PM (Bvn1K)


Was the farmer a creepy bald dude from Triskellion?

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:12 PM (u+Y3T)

150 133 try to add people on Gab but its running like I have a 2800 Baud modem right now.

*******************

I remember when I used to own a 1400 baud modem and thought getting a 2800 baud modem was like getting a Ferrari for my computer.

Funsie fact, a SupraFAXModem 14400 cost $400 in 1992.
Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (ZqIuP)

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I think my first modem was 1200 baud. It was a wall-wart.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:12 PM (CAJOC)

151 She's from Newfoundland, which is meaningless to all of you.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 12, 2021 08:09 PM


Eh? It means she drinks screech. This is a Smart Military Blog, you know.

We also know who John George Diefenbaker is, ya hoser. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:12 PM (DMUuz)

152 Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to abolish the electoral college and to provide for the direct election by the plutocrats via AI algorithms of the President and Vice President of the United States.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (C+evo)

153 Navy Cross awarded to Chaplain of USS Indianapolis, 75 years after his death

Long overdue is the ultimate understatement.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (W4eKo)

154
I'm guessing from these comments that there's an ostrich episode of Star Trek.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (Bvn1K)

155 122 I visited an ostrich farm in Israel. The ostriches all had these
rings, and the farmer had this button on his belt he'd push and shock
them all in a given radius, in case they went all Attica on his ass.


Also nice leather. Mean fvckers though. I knew a guy that tried raising them for meat when it was popular. Said he had to punch them from time to time.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (+ya+t)

156 No, even dead rat meat when smoked and tendered long enough. Perfectly edible.


Posted by: Faith at January 12, 2021 08:12 PM (I7aCJ)

Rat? This is a rat burger?

Posted by: John Spartan at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)

157 I would feel sorry for the mother kangaroo when she figured out that her baby was bounced out of her pouch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (VP4Cd)

158 I'd be pretty pissed if my drill thrall were an ostrich.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (RzGcW)

159 Navy Cross awarded to Chaplain of USS Indianapolis, 75 years after his death

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He's the guy who determined how long a shark was in the water by measuring from the dorsal to the tail.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (kTF2Z)

160 Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to
abolish the electoral college and to provide for the direct election of
the President and Vice President of the United States.

*******

Fine. We're already there, so may as well formalize it.
Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 12, 2021 08:11 PM (2CptV)

They ignore every other thing in the Constitution, so that little thing about 3/4 of the states ratifying an amendment is sure to be overturned by Hawaiian Judge.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (NiXyF)

161 I know it's the ONT's job to look out for you, but if you want info on surviving an ostrich attack....

https://tinyurl.com/ya7waprz

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (gohdN)

162 Wow, Glen Beck on Tucker just made a VERY good point.

The Germans created Ghettoes for the Jews, where they could do what they wanted, but it would not affect anything outside the gheotto.

We are being placed in a DIGITAL Ghetto.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (oHd/0)

163 How the heck did I manage to underline???

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:14 PM (NiXyF)

164 I have found that no matter how obscure the reference, someone here gets it and knows it. Its charming and kind of scary in a way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:14 PM (KZzsI)

165 Is Trump speaking again tonight? My sis in law says he is.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at January 12, 2021 08:14 PM (nxdel)

166 7 Wonder what kangaroo meat tastes like.
Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 07:50 PM (4gl5c)

I have had it: a little gamey, but not horrible. At least now I have knocked off the letter K on my meat eaters journey through the alphabet.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 12, 2021 08:14 PM (3JQ/p)

167 areolas like silver dollar pancakes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2021 08:11 PM


What's the official blog position on topping with maple syrup?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:14 PM (DMUuz)

168 93 I just read that the new strain of Covid is 70% more contagious and the vaccine doesn't work for it.

We're all going to die unless we mask up.

Seriously, I'm so tired of the gaslighting.
Posted by: MJ at January 12, 2021 08:02 PM (gAMkn)

...Isn't it easier, financially and politically at this point just to have the military roll through towns and destroy 50% of everything? They could call it Operation Thanos.

Pretty sure anyone with a bird or higher on the uniform won't have much problem carrying this out after Jan 20th.

Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 08:14 PM (Ojki1)

169 162
I'm guessing from these comments that there's an ostrich episode of Star Trek.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (Bvn1K)
---

Kirk has to fight one mano a claw in "Arena".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 12, 2021 08:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

170 Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States to abolish the electoral college and to provide for the direct election by the plutocrats via AI algorithms of the President and Vice President of the United States.
Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (C+evo)


Technofeudalism, baby!

I pledge my allegiance to Lord Elon Of Musk, Duke of Mars!

He seems to have the most fun of any of the current crop of plutocrats, anyway.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:15 PM (NiXyF)

171 176 areolas like silver dollar pancakes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2021 08:11 PM

What's the official blog position on topping with maple syrup?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:14 PM (DMUuz)

Its in the Longbow vs Crossbow category.

ie, fightin words.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2021 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

172 I knew a guy that tried raising them for meat when it was popular. Said he had to punch them from time to time.

I know that kind of thing makes city people all upset and angry and weepy but... good lord having lived on a farm and seen what animals do to each other, they have to be confused about why humans are so nice to them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:15 PM (KZzsI)

173 The only exotic flesh I've ever had that tasted good was alligator.
Seriously, it tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 08:15 PM (ch5vB)

174 161 Navy Cross awarded to Chaplain of USS Indianapolis, 75 years after his death

Long overdue is the ultimate understatement.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (W4eKo)

And how.

Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 08:15 PM (Ojki1)

175 "I remember when I used to own a 1400 baud modem"

You had bauds?? We had to carry our bits in a wheelbarrow to exchange behind the Dariy Zing on Tuesday and Friday nights at midnight.

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 08:15 PM (JXXJD)

176 I know it's the ONT's job to look out for you, but if you want info on surviving an ostrich attack....

https://tinyurl.com/ya7waprz
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (gohdN)

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I have a sure fire way to avoid ostrich attacks too. First, don't be around ostriches.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:16 PM (kTF2Z)

177 He's the guy who determined how long a shark was in the water by measuring from the dorsal to the tail.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM


Wouldn't that be measured in time units, not units of length?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:16 PM (DMUuz)

178 Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the
United States to abolish the electoral college and to provide for the
direct election by the plutocrats via AI algorithms of the President and Vice President of the United States.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (C+evo)

Don't we already have this?

Posted by: John Spartan at January 12, 2021 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)

179 Six more videos and you could seat a US Supreme Court.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 12, 2021 08:16 PM (WOYcU)

180 Funsie fact, a SupraFAXModem 14400 cost $400 in 1992.
Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (ZqIuP)


I had a friend that worked for Diamond back in the day, so excited to get a 56k before people had them for like, $150. I was spoiled with an office in Palo Alto, because we had fiber optic, which was still slower than shit. Did work (logo etc.) for one of the companies that invented DSL (Copper Mountain), that seemed like star trek back then. A modem that can use phone lines and get THAT sort of speed!?Wow.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:16 PM (L8ADy)

181 I made smoked salmon. Paired it with a dill sauce from ina gartens recipe. Delish !
Posted by: Pres elect LA Sue


I smoked some salmon once. Pair it with something from Ina Godda Davida. Didn't come down for three days.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:16 PM (wjmTS)

182
we need more pictures of little kids, specifically little girls.

remember it is free to you, so you are the product

Posted by: Facebook at January 12, 2021 08:17 PM (r4bSV)

183 Was it fried or was it boiled in a pouch??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 08:17 PM (ab0zp)

184 182 The only exotic flesh I've ever had that tasted good was alligator.
Seriously, it tastes like chicken.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 08:15 PM (ch5vB)

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I tried some fried alligator at the state fair a few years back. Didn't care for it. Kinda chewy.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:17 PM (CAJOC)

185 I pledge my allegiance to Lord Elon Of Musk, Duke of Mars!

***********

And here I thought The Expanse was supposed to be fiction.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:17 PM (ZqIuP)

186 Wouldn't that be measured in time units, not units of length?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:16 PM (DMUuz)

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You don't measure sharks in parsecs. Duh.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM (kTF2Z)

187 I have a sure fire way to avoid ostrich attacks too. First, don't be around ostriches.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Grab ostrich by neck. Snap.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM (wjmTS)

188 I have heard that gator is really good eating, but only parts of it. Huge animal, may as well get something out of it. Mountain men all swore that cougar was the best eating but... its hard to say if they were just yanking the leg of the people they talked to, which was fun for them, or just crazy. Usually predator meat is not good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM (KZzsI)

189 Navy Cross awarded to Chaplain of USS Indianapolis, 75 years after his death

Sigh. And I thought BuPers had issues with rewards. Status: Confirmed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

190 Liz Cheney gonna vote to impeach

Wow.

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM (ZfRYq)

191 I tried some fried alligator at the state fair a few years back. Didn't care for it. Kinda chewy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:17 PM (CAJOC)

When it's bad it's like chewing a pencil eraser.

Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM (gAFsE)

192 He seems to have the most fun of any of the current crop of plutocrats, anyway.
Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:15 PM (NiXyF)


Can you see those stuffed shirts like @jack, zuckenturd or bezos with a flame thrower? And laughing? No, their brains are too big for something like that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:19 PM (L8ADy)

193 Geez given the speed at which the crooks in Dc are moving, every commie dictator in history down in Hell is going, damn!

Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 08:19 PM (O0Tro)

194 We are being placed in a DIGITAL Ghetto.

For crying out loud.

Other than those who hold stock or is in the employ in any of these companies, who here has benefited in a material way from man-years wasted fucking around in Trigger, Fakebook and these other life-sucking diversions?

We just threw away a Constitutional Republic and are just a week away from entering into a thousand years of darkness and we are wringing our hands in despair because access to stupid images of a cat with a pancake on its head is diminished?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:19 PM (C+evo)

195 186 He's the guy who determined how long a shark was in the water by measuring from the dorsal to the tail.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM

Wouldn't that be measured in time units, not units of length?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:16 PM (DMUuz)

---------------------------

Only if you measure from the inside.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:19 PM (CAJOC)

196
a lady was raising llamas.alpacas, anway when they would eventually spit on her she would put a 5 gallon bucket on their head.

both punnishment and as a spit guard

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 12, 2021 08:19 PM (r4bSV)

197 I have a sure fire way to avoid ostrich attacks too. First, don't be around ostriches.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:16 PM (kTF2Z)


I can see you've already visited the website, as it's first piece of advice is to "avoid them".

But there are cool color cartoon pictures on how to beat an ostrich to death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 08:19 PM (gohdN)

198 @193
Sure, but as taste goes it's not offensive at all, in fact if you served a nice bowl of jambalaya and didn't tell anyone what it was they wouldn't think anything of it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 08:19 PM (ch5vB)

199 we need more pictures of little kids, specifically little girls.

Posted by: Facebook


I had a little chat with my cousin about her daughter, she was posting all this really skimpy clothing stuff racy as hell at age 16. I mean she is a gorgeous girl but... maybe not on Facebook, you know? Does she really want guys like Biden and Eichenwald pulling up her pics and reaching for the kleenex?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:20 PM (KZzsI)

200 Rat? This is a rat burger?
Posted by: John Spartan at January 12, 2021 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)

Silky's mink made out of 100% rat ass!

Hit me baby!

Posted by: Beautiful at January 12, 2021 08:20 PM (R/m4+)

201 That baby kangaroo there in the middle, looks like something that was served at that wet market in Wuhan.

Posted by: JROD at January 12, 2021 08:20 PM (0jZnq)

202 At least now I have knocked off the letter K on my meat eaters journey through the alphabet.
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So you had angaroo??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 08:20 PM (ab0zp)

203 199. And Cheney is number 3 in Gop House caucus. If McCarthy does not demote her, they are toast in 2022

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 08:20 PM (L282n)

204 We just threw away a Constitutional Republic and are just a week away from entering into a thousand years of darkness and we are wringing our hands in despair because access to stupid images of a cat with a pancake on its head is diminished?
Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:19 PM (C+evo)


We're in the Orchestra Playing As The Titanic Goes Down phase, please!

Strike up the band, ONE MORE TIME!!!

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:20 PM (NiXyF)

205 While I was watching the Feds FBI presser today I decided I'm no longer doing any business with any Fed employees. I don't care if it's as small as selling something on craigslist. I see someone is a federal employee, no sale gtfo. I'm surprised todays little Gestapo presser didn't get a posting here or really anywhere but it was freaking disgusting.

Posted by: Lou at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM (olnJ7)

206 Grab ostrich by neck. Snap.



*hissss*

Posted by: The Hindmost at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

207 All those years i supported her Father Wake up Wyoming

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM (L282n)

208 When it's bad it's like chewing a pencil eraser.

Used tire.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM (HaL55)

209 Liz Cheney gonna vote to impeach
Wow.
Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM (ZfRYq)

Will that be a popular position with her actual constituents?

Haha I crack myself up.

Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM (O0Tro)

210 I tried some fried alligator at the state fair a few years back. Didn't care for it. Kinda chewy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:17 PM (CAJOC)

When it's bad it's like chewing a pencil eraser.
Posted by: Vanya at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM (gAFsE)


I had some I think it was Las Vegas and it was really good! I think they marinaded it in buttermilk and spices. I can't think of anything that the texture would resemble - definitely not chicken. Tender, but not a lot of flavor.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM (L8ADy)

211 You don't measure sharks in parsecs. Duh.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM


Now you tell me.

Posted by: Han Solo at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM (DMUuz)

212 I want a kangaroo for a pet.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2021 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

213 Usually predator meat is not good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Tigers have white dots on the backs of their ears to simulate eyes. Not so much scared of tigers as what THEY are scared of.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:22 PM (wjmTS)

214 stupid images of a cat with a pancake on its head

Damn you! It's important!

Posted by: I must be entertained at January 12, 2021 08:22 PM (W4eKo)

215 There were some very fine men serving as chaplains during WW II and Korea (and I'm sure since then too) ncluding the very famous "four chaplains" who drowned after giving way their life preservers, this priest on the Indianapollis who just got the posthumous award, and Emil Kapuan, the priest who died serving others in Korea and during his imprisonment in a POW camp.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 08:22 PM (VP4Cd)

216 Another sure fire way to survive an ostrich attack. First, get a light saber...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (kTF2Z)

217 ok, we all know low and slow but the question is the best wood? I say, overall hickory.
Posted by: Faith at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM


Pecan.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (DMUuz)

218 I had a little chat with my cousin about her daughter, she was posting all this really skimpy clothing stuff racy as hell at age 16. I mean she is a gorgeous girl but... maybe not on Facebook, you know? Does she really want guys like Biden and Eichenwald pulling up her pics and reaching for the kleenex?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:20 PM (KZzsI)


You seen the actual lyrics of any popular song lately?

Back in the day, even the raunchiest of the rockers only occasionally "went there."

Hell, they're saying "fuck me baby, lick me wet"/"suck my dick"or worse in every damn stanza of songs now.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (NiXyF)

219 @214
Yeah, they are going to milk the unpleasantness at the Capital for all it's worth.
Definitely going to get a Patriot Act 2.0 when all is said and done.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (ch5vB)

220 *hissss*
Posted by: The Hindmost at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM (yQpMk)


Heh.

Posted by: Louis Wu at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (PiwSw)

221 Local Korean place has great food, for cheap and they're real active in the church down the street. Nice people. But I tried octopus there and it was like chewing on Uniroyal Tiny little octopi, you could chew on the thing for five minutes and it wouldn't change shape.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (KZzsI)

222 I still feel like Charlton Heston at the end of Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (ZfRYq)

223 Will that be a popular position with her actual constituents?

Haha I crack myself up.


Yes, the National Congress of the Chinese Communist Party is quite pleased with her treachery.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (C+evo)

224 And Cheney is number 3 in Gop House caucus. If McCarthy does not demote her, they are toast in 2022.

IMO.

Posted by: Nancy P. at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (vUGmb)

225 blaster

War Cock had a leaker get by. Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

226 stupid images of a cat with a pancake on its head"

Linky?

Posted by: f'd at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (JXXJD)

227 We just threw away a Constitutional Republic and are just a week away from entering into a thousand years of darkness and we are wringing our hands in despair because access to stupid images of a cat with a pancake on its head is diminished?

*******************

That popular meme shows a pancake on a bunny's head, not a cat.

Sorry what were you saying about the republic dying something something darkness something meh *goes back to surfing Hentai pr0n and playing Halo at the same time*

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (ZqIuP)

228 We just threw away a Constitutional Republic and are just a week away
from entering into a thousand years of darkness and we are wringing our
hands in despair because access to stupid images of a cat with a
pancake on its head is diminished?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:19 PM (C+evo)

I don't think cat photos are the issue. The commerce part - that is concerning. Especially when they ban cash. Then all that will matter is your credit score. If bad - you be in da ghetto, bitch!

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (u+Y3T)

229 I have a sure fire way to avoid ostrich attacks too. First, don't be around ostriches.

*************

You know, I haven't heard of a single ostrich attack since the mask mandates were put into effect.

Posted by: Mr. Gray at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (2CptV)

230 When it's bad it's like chewing a pencil eraser.
------------
Used tire.
========
Nipples or kangaroo??

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (ab0zp)

231 I tried some fried alligator at the state fair a few years back. Didn't care for it. Kinda chewy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:17 PM (CAJOC)

When it's bad it's like chewing a pencil eraser.
Posted by: Vanya

Had gator tails at a place in Gulf Shores. Liked it a lot. It didn't seem chewy to me.
We were in China to pick up our girl and finalize the adoption, (not sure why God sent her there first) had a Chinese dish. Cow stomach soup. Heard about it on some travel food show so we tried it. Had no flavor whatsoever but chewy as an eraser. Could not eat it.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (Vxu+H)

232 I want a kangaroo for a pet.
Posted by: runner


Have a buddy in East Texas that has two. He and his wife raise exotics. His wife is wanting a dromedary camel.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (wjmTS)

233 Tigers have white dots on the backs of their ears to simulate eyes. Not so much scared of tigers as what THEY are scared of.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:22 PM (wjmTS)


Gkkk kllkkk kkkilkk kkk kkkgklakkk kkkkekkkk kkkk...

Posted by: A. Predator at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (NiXyF)

234 Not so much scared of tigers as what THEY are scared of.

Otters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (KZzsI)

235
Conservatives.

The New Jews.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (sy5kK)

236 When it's bad it's like chewing a pencil eraser.
------------
Used tire.
========
Nipples or kangaroo??
Posted by: andycanuck


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (wjmTS)

237 @219
Wyoming uses Dominion systems.
Cheney don't care about nothing except keeping the people that control the dials happy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (ch5vB)

238 Trump should seize the assets of all the big tech companies and use it to pay for reparations.
Win-win.
Monopolies killed and we never have to hear about the reparation crap again.

Posted by: db at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (E0PSG)

239
I still feel like Charlton Heston at the end of Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:23 PM (ZfRYq)
You're wearing a loincloth?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (xPl2J)

240 OMG, I'm dying.

Someone posted a pic of Hunter and a very underaged young girl having sex on Meggie Mac's Twitter and asked her if she was proud of her new First Family.

I want to buy whoever did it drinks for life.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

241 138 Does she have big tits, bug eyes, buck teeth and no brain?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM

She's from Newfoundland, which is meaningless to all of you.
Maybe it's like being from the Ozarks
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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Butter and bacon sammiches.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (WQZ1O)

242 I mean the GOP is determined to self-immolate.

I have never seen anything quite like it.

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (ZfRYq)

243 Grab ostrich by neck. Snap.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:18 PM (wjmTS)

------------------------

Then we join each other in death.

Posted by: Ostrich, with claw at your gut at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (CAJOC)

244 @197 Christopher R Edwards-I imagine being a mountain man back in the day, anything you could cook and eat was probably the best damn meal ever. They only ate if they were lucky so I imagine they always had quite the appetite, so they probably weren't pulling anyones leg.

Posted by: JROD at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (0jZnq)

245 I'm surprised todays little Gestapo presser didn't get a posting here or really anywhere but it was freaking disgusting.
Posted by: Lou at January 12, 2021 08:21 PM (olnJ7)

The excitement in his voice was unmistakable, we're coming for you peasants!

Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (O0Tro)

246 You know, I haven't heard of a single ostrich attack since the mask mandates were put into effect.

......

Cause of Death: Trampled with COVID*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (gohdN)

247 Yeah, they are going to milk the unpleasantness at the Capital for all it's worth.
Definitely going to get a Patriot Act 2.0 when all is said and done.


Specifically so that they can outlaw political rallies that feature themes like "Getting Our Country Back" since that is now Sedition and Insurrection.

Nothing like a Trump Rally where the New Patriot Federal Police strafe those participating in the "Deadly Riots" from an AC-130.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (C+evo)

248 Nic restoration.

Posted by: tbodie at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (vUGmb)

249 I've been using the line that Joe Biden was the genius of the Obama administration. He got 11 million more votes and didn't even campaign.


I want Tulsi Gabbard to gain in prominence. She talks at least some sense. Which is why she is on the outs with the Dems. The Dems are detached from reality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

250 139 Methos, 2/3rds of each house of Congress AND 3/4 of state legislatures (both houses except Nebraska's single house leg. ) That is either 68 or 69 Legislatures. Add 2 more states, it goes up to 69 to 70 state legislative chambers. Same as repeal of 2a.

Far easier to just cheat or have Scotus call it a tax.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (pO7gM)

251 I haven't heard of a single ostrich attack since the mask mandates were put into effect.

****

The Karens took their place. Same type of beast that shove their heads either in the sand or up their asses and pose a danger to the public.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (ZqIuP)

252 A classic example of a shitty snopes "factcheck".

https://tinyurl.com/y368n5w3

I would say it's unbelievable, but it's 2021.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (Ynlay)

253 Will that be a popular position with her actual constituents?


Trump got 68% of the vote in Wyoming in 2016, 69% in 2020.

I think she has chosen poorly.

Posted by: The Hindmost at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

254 Off, pres elect sock.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

255 Had barbequed gator tail in Florida. Delish! Like beef.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

256 Cow stomach soup. Heard about it on some travel food show so we tried it. Had no flavor whatsoever but chewy as an eraser. Could not eat it.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (Vxu+H)


Menudo!

Actually, I like it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (AiZBA)

257 You're wearing a loincloth?
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (xPl2J)


Natch. No pants.

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:27 PM (ZfRYq)

258 ok, we all know low and slow but the question is the best wood? I say, overall hickory.
Posted by: Faith


Morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:27 PM (wjmTS)

259 Vice President Pence has rejected Speaker Pelousi's demand to invoke the 25th Amendment.

Much wailing, and gnashing of dentures.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:27 PM (DMUuz)

260 off Pierson's Puppeteer sock

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2021 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

261 @254
The GOP died in 2006, what we have been witnessing are a series of dead cat bounces and now the corpse looks like it's going through it's final death rattles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 08:27 PM (ch5vB)

262 You're wearing a loincloth?
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (xPl2J)


https://youtu.be/jyc81tIooZg

Posted by: Jean at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (Xih1H)

263 A classic example of a shitty snopes "factcheck".

Crackheads gonna be crackheads.

Posted by: I must be entertained at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (W4eKo)

264 LeftCoast Dawg

Been saying this since 2007. I've left conservatism behind. I'm a pragmatist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

265 A fuckin Tiger, man! Never get out of the boat!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

266 The Dems are detached from reality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

No. They are fully in control of the reality they are imposing on us. That it makes no sense to the deplorables is of no concern to them.

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (u+Y3T)

267 This thread's missing something. Oh yeah!

🦇 🦇 🦇

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (nakwk)

268 Are we not Roo?

Posted by: Roo too at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (63Dwl)

269 a series of dead cat bounces

Are pancakes involved?

Posted by: I must be entertained at January 12, 2021 08:29 PM (W4eKo)

270 @229

One insane aspect was that the fibbie was freaking animated. Like he was legit pissed that this occurred and he wanted heads on pikes and wanted people ratting everyone out so he could start looking at charges like sedition and felony murder for everyone they could find. I've never seen one of them this animated over busting terrorists or drug rings or kiddie abuse rings.

Posted by: Lou at January 12, 2021 08:29 PM (olnJ7)

271 Best Planet of the Apes was the musical on the Simpsons

"I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:29 PM (KZzsI)

272 )Posted by: Brother Northernlurker


Nah, some of know of Newfoundland because of planes being diverted there after 9/11 and the subsequent musical that came out about that incident several years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 08:29 PM (VP4Cd)

273 A Great American party might pull Tulsi from the Dims, imagine a DeSantis/Tulsi ticket

Posted by: Jean at January 12, 2021 08:29 PM (Xih1H)

274 Had gator tails at a place in Gulf Shores. Liked it a lot. It didn't seem chewy to me.
We were in China to pick up our girl and finalize the adoption, (not sure why God sent her there first) had a Chinese dish. Cow stomach soup. Heard about it on some travel food show so we tried it. Had no flavor whatsoever but chewy as an eraser. Could not eat it.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 12, 2021 08:24 PM (Vxu+H)

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Chewy soup? Now that's a problem.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:29 PM (CAJOC)

275 The Dems are detached from reality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

No. They are fully in control of the reality they are imposing on us. That it makes no sense to the deplorables is of no concern to them.
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (u+Y3T)


That's what the reeducation camps are for, silly fascist!

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:29 PM (NiXyF)

276 277 A fuckin Tiger, man! Never get out of the boat!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (kTF2Z)

Now he tells me.

Posted by: Jim Fowler and not Marlin Perkins at January 12, 2021 08:29 PM (PiwSw)

277 Wyoming uses Dominion systems.
Cheney don't care about nothing except keeping the people that control the dials happy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Well, that explains a lot...///

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 08:29 PM (UUBmN)

278 Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (nakwk)

A tur-tur-key?

Posted by: db at January 12, 2021 08:30 PM (E0PSG)

279 256 Logs from the Lewis and Clark Corps of Discovery showed an 8 LB a day meat consumption for each man when they could get it. That's a lot of protein to burn through, showing the sheer physical labor they went through.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin at January 12, 2021 08:30 PM (I58tH)

280 Mookie

I get your point. But it is not reality as we know it.

Virtue signaling on how tolerant you are as you slaughter millions of unbelievers is insane. But all too common in history.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

281 That's a lot of protein to burn through, showing the sheer physical labor they went through.

Portaging those gigantic boats they had over waterfalls was not an easy task.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:30 PM (KZzsI)

282 Are we not Roo?
We are De-Roo. (Puts on flowerpot hat...)

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:31 PM (u+Y3T)

283 8 LB a day meat consumption

Pikers.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 12, 2021 08:31 PM (W4eKo)

284 Virtue signaling on how tolerant you are as you slaughter millions of unbelievers is insane. But all too common in history.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:30 PM (u82oZ)


The slaughtering of the unbelievers IS the virtue signal.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:31 PM (NiXyF)

285 I'll just leave this here.
https://youtu.be/UFBEami1qIg

Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights at January 12, 2021 08:31 PM (Rbu5d)

286 I've noticed every time I try logging onto Gab, it does a browser check, and now they're confirming it's because of DOS attacks. No doubt goolag is botting their asses half to death. I hope whoever it is gets caught. If big tech alienates enough of the white/black hats and chanons, they could actually be on a bit of the receiving end themselves. There was a time that they'd give them space and respect just because of that. I think they might be getting too big for their britches.

Nothing would make me happier than to wake up to CNN breathlessly reporting that none of them have been able to get onto twitter for the past 12 hours, and when they go to google to find out why, they're met with a 404 error.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:31 PM (L8ADy)

287 Logs from the Lewis and Clark Corps of Discovery showed an 8 LB a day meat consumption for each man when they could get it. That's a lot of protein to burn through, showing the sheer physical labor they went through.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


Portaging those boats without animals was a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:31 PM (wjmTS)

288 I still feel like Charlton Heston at the end of Planet of the Apes.

You are alone with a super-hot scantily-clad brunette who can't speak?

Posted by: that guy who takes the wrong lessons from sci-fi at January 12, 2021 08:31 PM (nCgJ/)

289 You're wearing a loincloth?
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 08:25 PM (xPl2J)

https://youtu.be/jyc81tIooZg
Posted by: Jean at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (Xih1H)

Drat.

I was hoping for Racquel Welch scene from 1 Million B.C.

Posted by: tbodie at January 12, 2021 08:32 PM (vUGmb)

290 Liz Cheney can go fuck a rabid T-Rex.

If Trump lived another 70 years it still wouldn't give him enough time to pull all the knives out of his back.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:32 PM (ZqIuP)

291 The commerce part - that is concerning. Especially when they ban cash. Then all that will matter is your credit score.

How does that work with illegal aliens? The CIA is heavily dependent on contra-band. How do those financial exchanges with narcotics, prostitutes and young children work in a cashless society? The homeless? Those who have zero credit and are completely irresponsible?

Also, there are a lot of police departments that are highly dependent on asset forfeitures, especially those carrying cash. The Stop and Frisk Program also helps unofficially in the police compensation and retirement funds.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:32 PM (C+evo)

292 A fuckin Tiger, man! Never get out of the boat!
------------------
Mmm. Mangoes.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 08:32 PM (ab0zp)

293 People complain on here about how we're too complacent or are taking the loss of the republic too easy while playing video games or whatever.

Look, we're at the point in the disaster movie where we're watching the meteor burn through the atmosphere, there's nothing at all we can do about this. Nothing, but try to weather what happens next.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:32 PM (KZzsI)

294 Jane,

Did you grab a screen shot of mac 'n cheeses twitter feed??? Please tell me you did....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 08:32 PM (UUBmN)

295 Lets start working on Constitution 2.0. Let the Left fail. Nostalgia alone will turn them out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

296 Virtue signaling on how tolerant you are as you slaughter millions of unbelievers is insane. But all too common in history.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

Agreed. And then there are the millions who will say and do nothing as the millions of unbelievers are slaughtered. And they will for the most part pat themselves on the back as well, confident in their own virtue.

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:33 PM (u+Y3T)

297 Menudo!

Actually, I like it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (AiZBA)

Hubs loves that stuff. Blech.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2021 08:33 PM (lPYy2)

298 Mountain men liked beaver tail and buffalo hump. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 12, 2021 08:33 PM (JKNZq)

299 He also says that he did not yield to pressure put on him to exceed his Constitutional authority. So Trump pressured him to do unconstitutional things.
Posted by: SourceCode


He shirked his Constitutional duty and certified fraudulent votes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:33 PM (wjmTS)

300 Christopher R Taylor

Good point. The Deep State is united against Americans and their American cultural values.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

301 Mountain men liked beaver tail and buffalo hump. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 12, 2021 08:33 PM


Let's not forget boudins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:34 PM (DMUuz)

302 He also says that he did not yield to pressure put on him to exceed his Constitutional authority.

Yeah Pence is kind of an ass here, he thought telling the senate to kick the count back to the states was somehow unconstitutional despite being, you know, an exact provision IN THE CONSTITUTION.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:34 PM (KZzsI)

303 Are we not Roo? --- We are De-Roo. (Puts on flowerpot hat...) ---Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:31 PM (u+Y3T)
When you get a roo,
You must Hop It,

Hop It!
Hop it good!
Make it jump!
Get rude!

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:34 PM (NiXyF)

304 276 LeftCoast Dawg

Been saying this since 2007. I've left conservatism behind. I'm a pragmatist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:28 PM (u82oZ)
--
I've been *typing* and *deleting*, trying to give an honest response.

So far, nothing that doesn't hurt Ace's blog.

But I'll continue to try.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 08:34 PM (sy5kK)

305 Nipples or kangaroo??
Poorly prepared alligator. I'm about 30 minutes from one of the best gator hunting lakes in these here parts. There's a restaurant at the dock that gets theirs fresh from the lake. Fried up and served with a jalapeno sauce that requires a good cold beer. It is heaven in a little red plastic basket.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 12, 2021 08:34 PM (HaL55)

306 WH thinks there may be more than 20 Republican votes for impeachment?

Oh, yeah, they are going to take the House back in 22.

Vote harder!

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)

307 Dick Cheney had lunch with a few of us at Camp LeJuene in 89. Sitting on an ammo can, eating an MRE with SECDEF was pretty cool. It's a shame it all turned out the way it did.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:34 PM (kTF2Z)

308 Mookie

Removing the productive people with sound values is a sure looser for all of society. The bystanders will then suffer greatly.

Good discussion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

309 315 Christopher R Taylor

Good point. The Deep State is united against Americans and their American cultural values.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:34 PM (u82oZ)
-----------

Radio said DeepState may arrest thousands of villains who participated in the rally.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 08:35 PM (CZm2G)

310 A Great American party might pull Tulsi from the Dims, imagine a DeSantis/Tulsi ticket

As a mental exercise, given today's environment, how would anybody know of this party and exactly how would it be funded let alone get its message out?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:36 PM (C+evo)

311 Removing productive people with sound values is tight.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:36 PM (nakwk)

312 Yeah Pence is kind of an ass here, he thought telling the senate to kick the count back to the states was somehow unconstitutional despite being, you know, an exact provision IN THE CONSTITUTION.


I'll be the judge of that.

Posted by: The Honorable Judge Leslie Abrams Gardnee at January 12, 2021 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

313 Liberty is never more than one generation away from extinction...Ronald Reagan

Damn I did NOT appreciate him when we had him.

Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 08:37 PM (O0Tro)

314 LeftCoast Dawg

I got it. We need another euphemism like Spousal Maintenance or elbows.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

315 Y'all should be nicer to Mac 'n Cheese. 1) She's still in mourning, 2) Joy Behar was mean to her, and 3) there are no dresses she can get a credible "No" to her question.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:37 PM (DMUuz)

316 Yeah Pence is kind of an ass here, he thought telling the senate to kick the count back to the states was somehow unconstitutional despite being, you know, an exact provision IN THE CONSTITUTION.

************************

Pence could have fought if he wanted to. The rules never said that counting the votes was the ONLY thing he could do and nothing else. Fucking Jackson was counting his damn votes in the senate and discarded the electors that didn't vote for him like used toilet paper.

If Trump ever runs again he needs to be like Bugs Bunny playing baseball where he fills all the positions.

Trump-Trump 2024

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:37 PM (ZqIuP)

317 Yeah, heat. It was a flipping spider in the relay. No staying up all night running hot water through the pipes. $91.00.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 08:37 PM (wR3DP)

318 312 Menudo!

Actually, I like it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (AiZBA)

Hubs loves that stuff. Blech.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2021 08:33 PM (lPYy2)

Hello Jordan61!
And say hi to your hubby!
We've got to get another PacNWMoMe going soon, before that CCP stooge Inslee causes even more damage.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

319 Poorly prepared alligator. I'm about 30 minutes from one of the best gator hunting lakes in these here parts. There's a restaurant at the dock that gets theirs fresh from the lake. Fried up and served with a jalapeno sauce that requires a good cold beer. It is heaven in a little red plastic basket.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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I'm thinking that you're not in Massachusetts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (9Fwwf)

320 Glad it was a cheap fix, Infidel!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (JKNZq)

321 I was thinking some quiet South American country but after further reflection maybe Poland or the Czech Republic.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (CZm2G)

322 Radio said DeepState may arrest thousands of villains who participated in the rally.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 08:35 PM (CZm2G

We're their even thousands who involved in Mayhem (I don't think so) or they're just going to start arresting anyone who was at the rally? There going to arrest 150,000 or whatever it was?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (VP4Cd)

323 Observer

The schwerpunkt is not the government.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

324 There going to arrest 150,000 or whatever it was?

Probably just the people who walked through the open door into the People's House, as it were.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (KZzsI)

325 If Trump ever runs again he needs to be like Bugs Bunny playing baseball where he fills all the positions.

Trump-Trump 2024
Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:37 PM (ZqIuP)


Trump's going to wind up in some embassy of the few countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (NiXyF)

326 So many things from Demolition Man have come true. Maybe living underground with Edgar Friendly to avoid microchipping is next?

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (u+Y3T)

327 Notsothoreau

Thank you. I was preparing for the worst. Hoping for the best.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (wR3DP)

328 FenelonSpoke

Based on my years of protesting in DC, including the Million Man March, looked like over 1.2 million. It was the biggest protest in years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

329 Hello Jordan61!
And say hi to your hubby!
We've got to get another PacNWMoMe going soon, before that CCP stooge Inslee causes even more damage.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

Hi LCD! We definitely need to do that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (lPYy2)

330 335 Poorly prepared alligator. I'm about 30 minutes from one of the best gator hunting lakes in these here parts.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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I'm thinking that you're not in Massachusetts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (9Fwwf)

...

All the good gator lakes are in Maine.

Well, Champlain gets honorable mention.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (yL25O)

331 We need another euphemism like Spousal Maintenance or elbows.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Euphemism for Down Dog position in yoga = child support payment position.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (wjmTS)

332 Did anyone in power call the rally an illegal assembly? Because I don't think it's against the law to go to a rally in DC.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (JKNZq)

333 Trump's going to wind up in some embassy of the few countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US.

Should head to the Czech Republic, his wife can teach him the language. They freaking love him over there in Eastern Europe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (KZzsI)

334 309 Jane,

Did you grab a screen shot of mac 'n cheeses twitter feed??? Please tell me you did....
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 08:32 PM (UUBmN)

I sure did. It's the worst, evilest pic I've seen of Hunter. Little girl looks like she's twelve. I hope Meggie sees it. Stupid, vapid twit.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

335 342 So many things from Demolition Man have come true. Maybe living underground with Edgar Friendly to avoid microchipping is next?
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (u+Y3T)

You have been fined one half credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (nakwk)

336 There going to arrest 150,000 or whatever it was?

Probably just the people who walked through the open door into the People's House, as it were.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (KZzsI)


What's the over/under for number of people arrested for the "sedition" at the Capitol who were never at the Capitol?

I'm thinking somewhere in the thousands. Yes, that's a fairly wide range.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (NiXyF)

337 Notsothoreau - look forward

Hope you are doing better, and getting ready to move.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

338 Had a pure speculation, L. Cheney may be auditioning for Sec. Def post under Biden or some such. Has Biden announced his choice yet? Dems generally like to have a Repub as Secretary so if things go wrong--they can blame it on the Pubbie.

Posted by: whig at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (pO7gM)

339 All the good gator lakes are in Maine.

Well, Champlain gets honorable mention.
Posted by: TexasDan
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Lake Placid

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2021 08:41 PM (l0Lgi)

340 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

Thanks; I never heard the "real" estimated number. I know that it looked huge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 08:41 PM (VP4Cd)

341 Because I don't think it's against the law to go to a rally in DC.

And its unconstitutional to apply a new law to old actions, but hey, we're in a post-constitution age so here comes the fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

342 So many things from Demolition Man have come true. Maybe living underground with Edgar Friendly to avoid microchipping is next?

************

No way Taco Bell wins the Franchise Wars. My money is on Subway.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:41 PM (ZqIuP)

343 @341
Trump is a man, not some sniveling little coward like Brennan or Comey, if the Deep State comes at him he will face them like a man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 08:41 PM (ch5vB)

344 >>I sure did. It's the worst, evilest pic I've seen of Hunter. Little girl looks like she's twelve. I hope Meggie sees it. Stupid, vapid twit.



it is not there now, I checked

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 12, 2021 08:41 PM (r4bSV)

345 I was thinking some quiet South American country but after further reflection maybe Poland or the Czech Republic.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (CZm2G)

Haiti.

Haiti needs people!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2021 08:42 PM (R/m4+)

346 I'm thinking that you're not in Massachusetts.
lol. You'd be quite right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 12, 2021 08:42 PM (HaL55)

347 Based on my years of protesting in DC, including the Million Man March, looked like over 1.2 million. It was the biggest protest in years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (u82oZ)


I think that's a major part of what's got the commies utterly freaked out right now.

They know.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:42 PM (NiXyF)

348 Yeah, I think it'll be Poland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrA9rcF49LY

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 08:42 PM (CZm2G)

349 318 Christopher Taylor do not respond to the troll.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 12, 2021 08:42 PM (B9lJ5)

350 Did anyone in power call the rally an illegal assembly? Because I don't think it's against the law to go to a rally in DC.

Fox radio news on their hourly updates cheerfully refers to it as a "deadly riot".

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:42 PM (C+evo)

351 Should head to the Czech Republic, his wife can teach him the language. They freaking love him over there in Eastern Europe.

************

Funny, I'm watching a Czech called The Fury and wondering if I could manage a living there. I think prostitution is legal there too, so i wouldn't have to get married.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:43 PM (ZqIuP)

352 Looks like some comments dissapeared.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 08:43 PM (ch5vB)

353 ok, we all know low and slow but the question is the best wood? I say, overall hickory.


Makes a nice shampoo for trolls, too.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2021 08:43 PM (+ya+t)

354 Have the COVID counts stopped yet?

Posted by: ... at January 12, 2021 08:43 PM (uEbPt)

355 Braenyard

I thought it would be the butter-churning video. Hubba-Hubba!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

356 this is insane


one guy who was filmed inside the capital has committed suicide in GA

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 12, 2021 08:43 PM (r4bSV)

357 You have been fined one half credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (nakwk)

What? F*ck you!!!

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:43 PM (u+Y3T)

358 Did anyone in power call the rally an illegal assembly? Because I don't think it's against the law to go to a rally in DC.

Remember that everything you hear outside of a few endangered sources a gaslighting psyop. Simplifies things.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (W4eKo)

359 this is insane

one guy who was filmed inside the capital has committed suicide in GA


How many shots of CoViD in the back of the head?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (C+evo)

360 356 So many things from Demolition Man have come true. Maybe living underground with Edgar Friendly to avoid microchipping is next?

************

No way Taco Bell wins the Franchise Wars. My money is on Subway.
Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:41 PM (ZqIuP)

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Eat fresh!

Posted by: Subway at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (CAJOC)

361 358 >>I sure did. It's the worst, evilest pic I've seen of Hunter. Little girl looks like she's twelve. I hope Meggie sees it. Stupid, vapid twit.



it is not there now, I checked
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 12, 2021 08:41 PM

------

It's on her Twitter feed about her being on Bravo with SE Cupp.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

362 Crap. Buffalo PBS is showing "Finding Your Roots with Henry Louis Gates Jr." and "Speaker" Nanzi Pelosi is one of the guests. With any luck they'll reveal one of her ancestors was a slave-owner like Larry David did. Freakin' Laura O'Donnell too.
(Don't usually watch it -- just flipping around.)

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (ab0zp)

363 301 Logs from the Lewis and Clark Corps of Discovery showed an 8 LB a day meat consumption for each man when they could get it. That's a lot of protein to burn through, showing the sheer physical labor they went through.
Posted by: bill in arkansas


Portaging those boats without animals was a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:31 PM (wjmTS)


The Journals of Lewis and Clark should have been mandatory reading in junior high everywhere. I read them only 3 years ago and wish I had read them in my youth.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (AMIL/)

364
so they are thretening 20 years for being filmed inside on Jan 6?

you watch, someone will start shooting on arrest eventually

Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (r4bSV)

365 Haiti.

Haiti needs people!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2021 08:42 PM


Those zombies don't make themselves, you know!

Posted by: Dr. M'bogo at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

366 Menudo!

Actually, I like it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 08:26 PM (AiZBA)

Hubs loves that stuff. Blech.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 12, 2021 08:33 PM (lPYy2)


Never met a tripe I liked. Here, everybody is Mexican, Chinese or Indian. The Mexicans and Chinese cook a lot of similar ingredients, they just differ on serving methods. It's no coincidence that the Mexicans avoid the horrible anglo-ized Mexican restaurants and go to the Chinese noodle places, where they can eat chilis to their hearts content with a gallon of noodles and broth.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (L8ADy)

367 Should head to the Czech Republic, his wife can teach him the language. They freaking love him over there in Eastern Europe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (KZzsI)



It wouldn't be the first time that my family was waiting for the King to come over the water.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

368 371 You have been fined one half credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (nakwk)

What? F*ck you!!!
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:43 PM (u+Y3T)

Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM (nakwk)

369 We know it was a false flag op in the Capital. All of us would be taking hard drives to connect the dots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

370 Maggie Mac knows. She doesn't care. Trump was mean to her daddy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM (kTF2Z)

371 The Civil War gone start and most people in this country will have no idea why.

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM (ZfRYq)

372


We can teach you how to eat your candles and your belts.

how to eat a boot costs more though

Posted by: The Lewis and Clark log books at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM (r4bSV)

373 Yo

Posted by: I need to make better food choices at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM (NtALL)

374 The Journals of Lewis and Clark should have been mandatory reading in junior high everywhere. I read them only 3 years ago and wish I had read them in my youth.
Posted by: Gref


Finding out about the air rifle was cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:46 PM (wjmTS)

375 Trump's going to wind up in some embassy of the few countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US.
Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:39 PM (NiXyF)

Melania came from Eastern Europe, they hate commies there so maybe they'd be safe? I don't know, is there an extradition treaty?


Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 08:46 PM (O0Tro)

376 Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

**************

This was supposed to be satire and now it's almost verbatim how the left operates, down to expecting the criminal to wait for the community officer to show up to hand him his citation.

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:47 PM (ZqIuP)

377 How long before SiriusXM has a channel with nothing but commercials? So we can walk around singing "I'm an Oscar Meier wiener"?

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:47 PM (u+Y3T)

378 It wouldn't be the first time that my family was waiting for the King to come over the water.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM


Get them to promise not to step on his blue suede shoes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:47 PM (DMUuz)

379
Poorly prepared alligator.

I studied, I really did!

Posted by: Flunked gator at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM (63Dwl)

380 393 How long before SiriusXM has a channel with nothing but commercials? So we can walk around singing "I'm an Oscar Meier wiener"?
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:47 PM (u+Y3T)

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Well, you know, there's no reason you can't do that now.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM (CAJOC)

381 I'm an Oscar Meier wiener"?

****

Did you just assume the hot dog's gender?

Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM (ZqIuP)

382 Should head to the Czech Republic, his wife can teach him the language. They freaking love him over there in Eastern Europe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (KZzsI)


We love him here too, but it doesn't seem to be helping.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM (ofYez)

383
Posted by: troll cocksucker at January 12, 2021 08:47 PM (I7aCJ)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM (cA/NU)

384 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM (TdMsT)

385 Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality
Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department.
Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM (nakwk)

Yeah, whatever... (pause)... Damn these f*ckers are fast!

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM (u+Y3T)

386 G'rump928(c)

Oh great. More songs on the The Flight of the Earls (Earl of Tyrone & Earl of Tyrconnell).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

387 How long before SiriusXM has a channel with nothing but commercials? So we can walk around singing "I'm an Oscar Meier wiener"?
Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:47 PM (u+Y3T)

Thanks!

Posted by: Earworm at January 12, 2021 08:49 PM (vUGmb)

388 *sips banana-broccoli shake*

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:49 PM (nakwk)

389 Why are all these starvin Merikans so darn fat?
Posted by: Faith at January 12, 2021 08:47 PM (I7aCJ)

Oh noes y'all din int!

Posted by: Tank Abrams, Fat democrat at January 12, 2021 08:49 PM (R/m4+)

390 400 Good evening, Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM (TdMsT)

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Goood Eeeeevening

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:49 PM (CAJOC)

391 340

I hope you're right about the feds at least being smart enough to at least limit their charges to people who entered the building but that Fibbie on TV was acting like he wanted everyone who attended the rally as an accomplice and he was ready to start building camps to house him.

Posted by: Lou at January 12, 2021 08:49 PM (olnJ7)

392 Good evening, Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl, now channeling John McEnroe at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM


Good evening, and FIFY

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:50 PM (DMUuz)

393 Newfoundland bartender...

Does she have a cask of brandy around her neck?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 12, 2021 08:50 PM (n/szn)

394 The Journals of Lewis and Clark should have been mandatory reading in junior high everywhere. I read them only 3 years ago and wish I had read them in my youth.
Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (AMIL/)

I finally read that some years ago. I recall Clark noting the time, when the expedition was in the Bitterroots, John Colter and his horse slipped off the trail and rolled head over heels downhill for a long time. Clark feared Colter was dead, but Colter stood up, grabbed his horse by the bridle and hiked back up to the trail.

them fuckers were tough as hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Does this mask smell like chloroform? at January 12, 2021 08:50 PM (x8Wzq)

395 Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

Please be prepared for my response to your reprimand.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 12, 2021 08:50 PM (W4eKo)

396 405 No, shits not that easy.
Posted by: Faith at January 12, 2021 08:49 PM (I7aCJ)

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A little Miralax will take care of that in a jiffy!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:50 PM (CAJOC)

397 Maniac is imminent. Please advise.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:50 PM (nakwk)

398 Trump will settle his family in the Trump International in Dubai.

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:50 PM (ZfRYq)

399 MAJOR BLACKOUT in Iran.

Posted by: rld77 with coffee at January 12, 2021 08:51 PM (px8fx)

400 409 Good evening, Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl, now channeling John McEnroe at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM

Good evening, and FIFY
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:50 PM (DMUuz)


Oh you.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 08:51 PM (TdMsT)

401 Salty,

I met a Moron lurker who gave me some ammo! And I'm taking a shooting class next week. Spent part of today looking at places in SD, but still not convinced I could live there. Never hurts to look.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 12, 2021 08:51 PM (JKNZq)

402 Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

**************

This was supposed to be satire and now it's almost verbatim how the left operates, down to expecting the criminal to wait for the community officer to show up to hand him his citation.
Posted by: 1776 in 2021 at January 12, 2021 08:47 PM (ZqIuP)


We actually just had this conversation yesterday afternoon. It is scary. All restaurants are taco bell. It would be no stretch at all and not be out of place to see every single person in that movie wearing a fucking mask. And those little computers demoting you every time you said something that was construed as racist, anti government, pro white, anti CDC/Fauci/Biden...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:51 PM (L8ADy)

403 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

404
Kareem Hassan over at National Pulse is all over the DC riot lies with facts and logic. The breaking in at the Capitol started about 1 pm. There were a few hundred "rioters". Not the half-million attendees listening to the speech.
Across town, Trump didn't finish speaking until about 1:11 pm.
Being across town, the fastest anyone could walk to the Capitol would have them arriving around 1:56 pm, long after the damage had happened.
1/2

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 08:52 PM (sy5kK)

405 {{{Salty Dog}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

406 Good evening, Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl, now channeling John McEnroe at January 12, 2021 08:48 PM


Psssst. Wanna buy an IP address cheap?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:52 PM (L8ADy)

407 A Polish friend had tripe at a Chinese dim sum restaurant here because his grandma used to make it.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 08:52 PM (ab0zp)

408 2/2
Now, keep in mind, all these Trump supporters came from out of town, many hundreds of miles away, on their own dime.
Why would they leave Trump giving a speech, possibly his last one, and instead walk across town and start breaking things at the Capitol? Of course they wouldn't. No Progda has asked that question.
The entire "riot" was a false flag from the start, and the damage was caused by Antifa anarchists with Trump hats on. Watch how they break windows.
Not a single "news reporter" has bothered to notice some of those faces were also seen last summer in the "peaceful protests".
Progda, Democrats, hi-tech, and their owners, the CCP, are gaslighting us in ways never seen before here in America. Third world banana republics, sure.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 08:52 PM (sy5kK)

409 MAJOR BLACKOUT in Iran.


If Trump makes the rubble bounce in Tehran I think I would die for him.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 12, 2021 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

410 There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:53 PM (DMUuz)

411 Newfoundland bartender...



Does she have a cask of brandy around her neck?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 12, 2021 08:50 PM (n/szn)

I thought that was the St. Bernard bartender. The Newfie bartender loves water and drools all over the place.

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 08:53 PM (u+Y3T)

412 Now I will shame you for not reading Kurt Schlichter's essential column every Monday and Thursday.

No, seriously, it means he's like one of those athletes with a record that's besmirched. The asterisk means "yeah, he cheated to get that."
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2021 08:00 PM (RzGcW)

The original asterisk was when Roger Maris, who the baseball insiders didn't think deserved to, broke Ruth's record. They had extended the season from 154 games to 162 a year or so prior, so they said that he had to break the record in 154 games or get an asterisk. Now, baseball had had other season lengths before this and never put a mark on it, and for 20 years they did it for a bunch of other records in the record books.

And as Maris said "which 154 games? - the first, the last, the middle?"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2021 08:53 PM (eoQWY)

413 Swallowswell is an impeachment manager, lol.

Posted by: SMH at January 12, 2021 08:53 PM (RU4sa)

414 Trump will settle his family in the Trump International in Dubai.

A few hours later Iran will be given the green light by the former US's SecState to make a run at Dubai.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 08:54 PM (C+evo)

415 429 ok, so what is the best smoked meat flavor? Hickory or ?
Posted by: Faith at January 12, 2021 08:53 PM (I7aCJ)

*zzzzziiiip*

Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:54 PM (nakwk)

416 Psssst. Wanna buy an IP address cheap?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 12, 2021 08:52 PM (L8ADy)


How did you get that IP address??!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2021 08:54 PM (TdMsT)

417 Being across town, the fastest anyone could walk to the Capitol would have them arriving around 1:56 pm, long after the damage had happened.
1/2
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 08:52 PM (sy5kK)

Facts, logic and using time tables.

What is this witchcraft?

Burn the witch!

Posted by: Lame Stream Media at January 12, 2021 08:54 PM (R/m4+)

418 There's no place like 127.0.0.1
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:53 PM (DMUuz)


*Nods gravely*

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:54 PM (NiXyF)

419 So, Liz Cheney is finally going to kill off the GOP. Like GWB finishing off her dads work?

Posted by: Inogame - Trump won at January 12, 2021 08:54 PM (+2xjH)

420 The tech tyrants are making a big mistake.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 12, 2021 08:54 PM (Vxu+H)

421 427 Biden's Feds are comfortable making that happen.

Posted by: Lou at January 12, 2021 08:54 PM (olnJ7)

422 At least we don't have to wonder what to call the First Lady.

That is Dr General Queen of the Sea Jill Biden to you.

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 08:55 PM (ZfRYq)

423 208...I had a little chat with my cousin about her daughter, ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:20 PM (KZzsI)

Very serious comment: acting like that, the girl very likely has been sexually abused, and mostlikely now sexually promiscuous. It happenedin my extended family. She's probably posting on Instagram, too. It's serious.

Posted by: Flyover of the Four Lights at January 12, 2021 08:56 PM (Rbu5d)

424 The tech tyrants are making a big mistake.

Nah.

Posted by: Amazon Prime at January 12, 2021 08:56 PM (W4eKo)

425 242 I tried some fried alligator at the state fair a few years back. Didn't care for it. Kinda chewy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:17 PM (CAJOC

Had alligator gumbo. Liked it. Letter A on my carnivorous journey through the alphabet. Not looking forward to eating Quokka.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 12, 2021 08:56 PM (3JQ/p)

426 The Newfie bartender loves water and drools all over the place.
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But they're great with blind customers!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 12, 2021 08:56 PM (ab0zp)

427
Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 12, 2021 08:45 PM (nakwk)

Hot wheels made a replica of the police car that had no packaging promoting what it was from. You had to know the movie to get what they had made, otherwise you just saw a weird police car with San Angeles markings.

Posted by: Bete at January 12, 2021 08:57 PM (Ojki1)

428 Trump's going to wind up in some embassy of the few countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US.

Should head to the Czech Republic, his wife can teach him the language. They freaking love him over there in Eastern Europe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (KZzsI)

I'd stay clear of the EU

Posted by: Oldcat at January 12, 2021 08:57 PM (eoQWY)

429 Very serious comment: acting like that, the girl very likely has been sexually abused, and mostlikely now sexually promiscuous.

Probably not in this case, she was competing in modeling contests and posting the stuff but... bikinis are cute on the beach, just not on Facebook. I'm no prude, but girls need to be protected.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:57 PM (KZzsI)

430 >>>We're their even thousands who involved in Mayhem (I don't think so) or they're just going to start arresting anyone who was at the rally? There going to arrest 150,000 or whatever it was?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2021 08:38 PM (VP4Cd)
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Estimates are up to 500.000 attendees.
My eyes say no more than 200, more probably 100 inside the capitol. Close to a third of them were antifa.

But they are going to punish every Trumper patriot every way they can.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 08:57 PM (CZm2G)

431
The Journals of Lewis and Clark should have been mandatory reading in junior high everywhere. I read them only 3 years ago and wish I had read them in my youth.
Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM (AMIL/)

IIRC, they were required, or at least a class in HS, in Oregon up to the late 70's or so.

Not any more. Today, they are just white invaders, or something.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 08:57 PM (sy5kK)

432 437 There's no place like 127.0.0.1
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2021 08:53 PM (DMUuz)

*Nods gravely*
Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:54 PM (NiXyF)


Old and Busted: 127.0.0.1
New Hotness: ::1

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, IPv6 compliant at January 12, 2021 08:58 PM (PiwSw)

433 442 Happily it's probably more just garbage peer group than abuse. Kids do what their friends do and like so if posting like a sloot gets the likes they'll keep amping it up. Only way I know of to prevent that is better peer group (good luck if you're stuck with a gov't assign school) and just laying the slap down on that stuff at the beginning so they don't get it in their head that just a little more skin is ok.

Posted by: Lou at January 12, 2021 08:58 PM (olnJ7)

434 CZm2G)

Haiti.

Haiti needs people!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 12, 2021 08:42 PM (R/m4+)
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Appreciate the thoughtful suggestion but lolgf.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 08:59 PM (CZm2G)

435 Siren at Boca Chica!

They're going for a static test for the SN9 SpaceX Starship prototype!

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 08:59 PM (NiXyF)

436 Nope, even road kill tastes ok smoked. LOLs
Posted by: Faith
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*!*

Ah. A marketing opportunity, 'Roadkill Rub'. Kind of a niche market, but likely to expand as the commies take over.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2021 08:59 PM (pbStR)

437 Being across town, the fastest anyone could walk to the Capitol would have them arriving around 1:56 pm, long after the damage had happened.
1/2
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 08:52 PM (sy5kK)


Segway? Skateboards? Roller skates? Hoverboards? Unicycles?

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 12, 2021 08:59 PM (4I/2K)

438 389 The Journals of Lewis and Clark should have been mandatory reading in junior high everywhere. I read them only 3 years ago and wish I had read them in my youth.
Posted by: Gref


Finding out about the air rifle was cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 08:46 PM (wjmTS)


Those men battled rivers, rapids, portages around falls, Indians, rattlesnakes everywhere, heat, cold, mosquitoes that nearly drove them crazy, grizzly bears, mountain passes, snow, rain, and more...then when they got to the Columbia and eventually the Pacific coast, they endured months in a cold rain forest. It's a wonder they made it to the coast, let alone the fortitude to go back through the mountain passes and the all rest.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 08:59 PM (AMIL/)

439 So you Trumplinkins are risking life in prison for an insurrection? Maybe time to ponder.
Posted by: Faith at January 12, 2021 08:57 PM (I7aCJ)


Someone once wrote:

"...And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 08:59 PM (AiZBA)

440 It was easy for the Lewis and Clark men to head towards home. They hated the rain. They hated it so much they started back in February.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 12, 2021 09:00 PM (JKNZq)

441 Due to the ongoing pandemic, the 2024 presidential election will be conducted via Facebook.

Like this post to vote for President Harris
Share this post to vote "No" to Marco Rubio

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 09:00 PM (QYoFn)

442 Georgia Gov. was talking today about all the preparation going on to prevent a violent attack on the state capitol It reminded me of one of the very serious, grave press conference they always have here warning everybody to stay home across the state an closing the schools for three days and closing the schools for the possibility of 1/2" of snow. A lot of panic and fear for a barely existing threat.


Republican are making harder and harder to vote for them just because I hate the Dems so much. After the Georgia runoff debacle and most of them going along with the violent terrorist attack talking points BS they may finally push me over the edge.

Posted by: Ripley at January 12, 2021 09:00 PM (PTDkx)

443 I sure did. It's the worst, evilest pic I've seen of Hunter. Little girl looks like she's twelve. I hope Meggie sees it. Stupid, vapid twit.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at January 12, 2021 08:40 PM (ptqGC)
~~~~~

There must be a bunch of these pics floating around because I saw one yesterday of Hunter with a little girl maybe 7 or 8, who was dressed up like a Vegas showgirl.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2021 09:01 PM (sGotD)

444 I will die on my feet. I refuse to live on my knees.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 09:01 PM (wR3DP)

445 On the South side there was someone with a megaphone calling for men and strong women to come forward to the barricades because they were going to pick them up out of the way and go in.

This was before Trumps speech ended. The crowd ignored it. And it didn't happen.

Posted by: blaster at January 12, 2021 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)

446 Liz Cheney took the GOP pheasant hunting and well, you know the rest.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 09:02 PM (kTF2Z)

447 It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.

Posted by: That Old Italian Pimp at January 12, 2021 09:02 PM (yQpMk)

448 Old and Busted: 127.0.0.1
New Hotness: ::1

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, IPv6 compliant at January 12, 2021 08:58 PM (PiwSw)


Import UIKit
var Curmudgeon = "Get off my lawn"
print (Curmudgeon)

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 09:02 PM (NiXyF)

449 Lewis And Clark took possibly the worst conceivable route over the rockies, like a dozen miles from a much better pass. Its shocking to look at the terrain they went over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 09:02 PM (KZzsI)

450 443 Irish, I thought I looked at the dumpster fire parts of the internet sometimes.. I'm glad I don't run in your circles.

Posted by: Lou at January 12, 2021 09:02 PM (olnJ7)

451 ..then when they got to the Columbia and eventually the Pacific coast, they endured months in a cold rain forest. It's a wonder they made it to the coast, let alone the fortitude to go back through the mountain passes and the all rest.
Posted by: Gref


There's a medium sized museum at the base of the Arch in St. Louis about the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Pretty cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 09:02 PM (wjmTS)

452 425 242 I tried some fried alligator at the state fair a few years back. Didn't care for it. Kinda chewy.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 08:17 PM (CAJOC

Had alligator gumbo. Liked it. Letter A on my carnivorous journey through the alphabet. Not looking forward to eating Quokka.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 12, 2021 08:56 PM (3JQ/p)

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Can't do Quail?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 09:03 PM (CAJOC)

453 Swallowswell is an impeachment manager, lol

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Crimmicrats have scruples, you know. He's an "impeachment manager." The guy who was banging a Chinese spy. Chew on that for a bit.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 09:03 PM (O+I8R)

454 Trump's going to wind up in some embassy of the few countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US.

Yep. I hope he realizes this. If he stays here, at best he'll be in prison, at worst, executed.

Posted by: Vyx at January 12, 2021 09:03 PM (ZCiJZ)

455 449 Lewis And Clark took possibly the worst conceivable route over the rockies, like a dozen miles from a much better pass. Its shocking to look at the terrain they went over.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 09:02 PM (KZzsI)
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You'd think they would have remembered to bring a map.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 09:04 PM (CZm2G)

456 Swallowswell is an impeachment manager, lol
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Crimmicrats have scruples, you know. He's an "impeachment manager." The guy who was banging a Chinese spy. Chew on that for a bit.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 09:03 PM (O+I8R)


For the dems, it is a resume enhancer.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (AiZBA)

457 The Rockies are deceiving.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (wR3DP)

458 Had alligator gumbo. Liked it. Letter A on my carnivorous journey through the alphabet. Not looking forward to eating Quokka.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 12, 2021 08:56 PM (3JQ/p)

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Can't do Quail?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


Bald Eagle was kinda gamey.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (wjmTS)

459 What does an extradition treaty matter, except to slow things down a bit?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (KAi1n)

460 All of the local Indians told them to not go that way. Warned them against it. Told them they couldn't make it that way. They went anyway. Problem was, all the Indians they talked to said there WAS no way across so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (KZzsI)

461 Can't do Quail?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 09:03 PM (CAJOC)

It is so potatoe.

Posted by: Danforth J. at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (4I/2K)

462 Scotus did a naughty thing with abortion today, and the Leftists aren't going to like it.

https://tinyurl.com/y4p74twv

Posted by: lizabth at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (L3Rsz)

463 You'd think they would have remembered to bring a map.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 09:04 PM (CZm2G)

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Maybe a Sherpa.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (kTF2Z)

464 Braenyard

The topos from Geological Survey would have sure helped them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

465 Had alligator gumbo. Liked it. Letter A on my carnivorous journey through the alphabet. Not looking forward to eating Quokka.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 12, 2021 08:56 PM (3JQ/p)

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Can't do Quail?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 09:03 PM (CAJOC)

Yeah, that would be smarter, wouldn't it...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 12, 2021 09:06 PM (3JQ/p)

466 The Rockies are deceiving.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (wR3DP)

Their pitching constantly sucks. And they have the worst mascot in the history of sports.

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 09:06 PM (u+Y3T)

467 Ah. A marketing opportunity, 'Roadkill Rub'. Kind of a niche market, but likely to expand as the commies take over.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Equatorial cultures have been making rancid meat palatable forever. It's called "curry".

And you can blame the aftereffects on the spices, instead of the food poisoning.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2021 09:06 PM (P1f+c)

468
There must be a bunch of these pics floating around because I saw one yesterday of Hunter with a little girl maybe 7 or 8, who was dressed up like a Vegas showgirl.
Posted by: IrishEi


She's a cutie!

Posted by: The Tubes at January 12, 2021 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

469
Think about how stupid all those demons in Congress are going to look with their stupid masks, on account of china, on as they lie about our president.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 09:06 PM (cA/NU)

470 How can McCarthy allow Cheney to stay in leadership? If he does he loses the House for sure in 2022. Demote her and let her switch parties, and the. She gets blown out next election

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:06 PM (L282n)

471
The biggest and longest damage Biden will do is to let Iran build a nuke and drop it on Israel and then, America.

Lynn Cheney and Mitch McCoke will approve.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:06 PM (sy5kK)

472 You'd think they would have remembered to bring a map.

Posted by: Braenyard

Their Google map kept saying, "your destination is on the right".

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 12, 2021 09:07 PM (Vxu+H)

473 Wallaby damned!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 12, 2021 09:07 PM (n/szn)

474 Maybe time to ponder.
Posted by: Faith at January 12, 2021 08:57 PM (I7aCJ)

Faith, darling, you're neither my mother, nor my pastor. Hush your silly, fool mouth.

Posted by: lizabth at January 12, 2021 09:07 PM (L3Rsz)

475 The Rockies are deceiving.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (wR3DP)

Yup. South Pass is weirdly friendly, but the Corps of Discovery had no clue that it existed. So they slogged through Lolo Pass and nearly starved to death.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Does this mask smell like chloroform? at January 12, 2021 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

476 Lewis And Clark took possibly the worst conceivable
route over the rockies, like a dozen miles from a much better pass. Its
shocking to look at the terrain they went over.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Better than going around or under.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 09:07 PM (KAi1n)

477 You'd think they would have remembered to bring a map.

Posted by: Braenyard

Their Google map kept saying, "your destination is on the right".
Posted by: Madamemayhem


Siri: Recalculating.....Recalculating...

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 09:08 PM (wjmTS)

478 Actually, lets amend the constitution to assign all legislative branch duties to the president, and allow the president to serve for life.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 08:08 PM (kEzKM)

Ah, the Enabling Act. No dictator should leave home without it.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 12, 2021 09:08 PM (99Nt9)

479 Thank God Cheney did not win that open senate seat in Wyoming. Be stuck with that traitor bitch for 6 years

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:08 PM (L282n)

480 Their pitching constantly sucks. And they have the worst mascot in the history of sports.
Posted by: Mookie

I've never liked them.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 09:08 PM (wR3DP)

481 Better than going around or under.


Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 09:07 PM (KAi1n)

I'm over and under it.

Posted by: Five Finger Death Punch at January 12, 2021 09:09 PM (u+Y3T)

482 Irish, I thought I looked at the dumpster fire parts of the internet sometimes.. I'm glad I don't run in your circles.
Posted by: Lou at January 12, 2021 09:02 PM (olnJ7)
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It was on Twitter. I don't wander the dark recesses of the internet either. I get in enough trouble here!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2021 09:09 PM (sGotD)

483 FFS,

Quit responding to the trolls.

Posted by: SMH at January 12, 2021 09:09 PM (RU4sa)

484 Scotus did a naughty thing with abortion today, and the Leftists aren't going to like it.
https://tinyurl.com/y4p74twv
Posted by: lizabth at January 12, 2021 09:05 PM (L3Rsz)

Nothing but a crumb tossed to the right. Can't mail the drugs, have to see the doctor first.

Posted by: Boots Dont Get Fooled Again at January 12, 2021 09:09 PM (O0Tro)

485 476 Lewis And Clark took possibly the worst conceivable
route over the rockies, like a dozen miles from a much better pass. Its
shocking to look at the terrain they went over.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Better than going around or under.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 09:07 PM (KAi1n)

Yeah, geeez. Why didn't they just look at a map?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2021 09:09 PM (oHd/0)

486
Consider this bumper sticker, if you're so inclined:

Follow the Yen

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 09:09 PM (cA/NU)

487 Yup. South Pass is weirdly friendly, but the Corps of Discovery had no clue that it existed. So they slogged through Lolo Pass and nearly starved to death.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Indian scouts or French bastards

Posted by: Jean at January 12, 2021 09:09 PM (Xih1H)

488 I've never liked them.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 09:08 PM (wR3DP)

Nor have I, and I lived there for the first 22 years of their sorry existence.

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 09:10 PM (u+Y3T)

489 Israel is too smart to let Iran bomb them. They have the best intel in the word, and not afraid to do daylight hits in Tehran

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:10 PM (L282n)

490 468
There must be a bunch of these pics floating around because I saw one yesterday of Hunter with a little girl maybe 7 or 8, who was dressed up like a Vegas showgirl.
Posted by: IrishEi

She's a cutie!
Posted by: The Tubes at January 12, 2021 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

*Perks up*

Posted by: Netflix CEO at January 12, 2021 09:10 PM (Ojki1)

491 476 Lewis And Clark took possibly the worst conceivable
route over the rockies, like a dozen miles from a much better pass. Its
shocking to look at the terrain they went over.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Better than going around or under.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 09:07 PM (KAi1n)

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True. Go under, and the Balrog'll get ya!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 09:10 PM (CAJOC)

492 Equatorial cultures have been making rancid meat palatable forever. It's called "curry".

They call it Fajitas here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 09:10 PM (KZzsI)

493 https://t.co/ACv43TiRjV?amp=1

Seven Philadelphia transit police officers are under investigation for attending President Trump's rally in Washington, D.C., last week, officials said Tuesday. The investigation into the officers, who are part of the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (SEPTA), will examine if they were involved in any illegal behavior.

"[The officers] are being investigated to see if they were involved in riotous behavior or for violations of our social media policies," SEPTA Police Chief Thomas Nestel said, according to CBS Philly.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 09:11 PM (FBrfY)

494 Indian scouts or French bastards
Posted by: Jean at January 12, 2021 09:09 PM (Xih1H)

Well, they had Charbonneau. Fat lot of good he did them.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Does this mask smell like chloroform? at January 12, 2021 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

495 I saw one yesterday of Hunter with a little girl maybe 7 or 8, who was dressed up like a Vegas showgirl.
Posted by: IrishEi

She's a cutie!
Posted by: The Tubes at January 12, 2021 09:06 PM (63Dwl)

*Perks up*
Posted by: Netflix CEO


"I like little girls!"
--Oingo Boingo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 09:11 PM (KZzsI)

496 @484
As usual, leftists get societal changing rulings, conservatives get fractional rulings that can be measured with SwallowsWells dick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 09:11 PM (ch5vB)

497
When anyone says "2022", I just sneer at them and ask, "with Dominion voting machines still in place, exactly HOW?"

Honest voting? As relevant as heating your house with coal.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:11 PM (sy5kK)

498 484. Right big deal. Court has done nothing to curb muderous infantacide, but when a red state tries to limit it, Roberts the faux cathlic shoots them down

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:12 PM (L282n)

499 Does this shotgun still work?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2021 09:12 PM (W4eKo)

500 Does this shotgun still work?
Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2021 09:12 PM (W4eKo)


Suck start it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 12, 2021 09:13 PM (5BUWI)

501 Had alligator gumbo. Liked it. Letter A on my carnivorous journey through the alphabet. Not looking forward to eating Quokka.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff


Alligator, bison, cow (or cattle), duck, elk...

"X" will be the tough one.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2021 09:13 PM (P1f+c)

502 Lewis And Clark took possibly the worst conceivable route over the
rockies, like a dozen miles from a much better pass. Its shocking to
look at the terrain they went over.


Didn't they have a young Jim Bridger and Hugh Glass with them?

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2021 09:14 PM (+ya+t)

503 He also says that he did not yield to pressure put on him to exceed his Constitutional authority.

Yeah Pence is kind of an ass here, he thought telling the senate to kick the count back to the states was somehow unconstitutional despite being, you know, an exact provision IN THE CONSTITUTION.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 08:34

I'm not sure of the details, but didn't PA and GA legs send a letter asking that they could appoint another set of electors. You hear nothing about that, censored by most everyone.

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2021 09:14 PM (55Qr6)

504 Why don't you pretend you are Kurt Cobain and find out?

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 09:14 PM (u+Y3T)

505 Oops....bad post. I apologize. I meant to copy the Liz Cheney shotgun question.

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 09:15 PM (u+Y3T)

506 Seven Philadelphia transit police officers are under investigation for attending President Trump's rally in Washington, D.C., last week

Remember when all of those wacky police unions and fraternities were throwing their endorsement to Trump?

Good Times. Good Times.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:15 PM (C+evo)

507 10 years ago if tou told me AZ, Nevada, and Colorado would become deep Blue shitholes, would have laughed. 6 frickin dem senate seats. Just brutal

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:15 PM (L282n)

508 OK, was not watching Yellowstone, but with Costner getting deep sixed by the Liberal mob, is it worth watching?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2021 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

509
Those who I know that willingly voted for the CCP-purchased candidate are dead to me.

I couldn't carry on a conversation with traitors that willingly allowed the USA to be undermined.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:15 PM (sy5kK)

510 Alligator, bison, cow (or cattle), duck, elk...

"X" will be the tough one.
Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2021 09:13 PM (P1f+c)


Easy, Xenomorph.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 12, 2021 09:16 PM (AiZBA)

511 Their Google map kept saying, "your destination is on the right".
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 12, 2021 09:07 PM


Our Chief Diversity Officer won't like that!

Posted by: Google at January 12, 2021 09:16 PM (DMUuz)

512 Oops....bad post. I apologize. I meant to copy the Liz Cheney shotgun question.

You're fine. What was the question?

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2021 09:16 PM (W4eKo)

513 507 10 years ago if tou told me AZ, Nevada, and Colorado would become deep Blue shitholes, would have laughed. 6 frickin dem senate seats. Just brutal
Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:15 PM (L282n)

I lived in Colorado for about 15 years (moved back out about 10 years ago).

Saw the shift. It was tragic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2021 09:16 PM (oHd/0)

514 10 years ago if tou told me AZ, Nevada, and Colorado would become deep Blue shitholes, would have laughed. 6 frickin dem senate seats. Just brutal

--

And now GA. We won't get those back now that cheating is a-okay.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 09:17 PM (O+I8R)

515 Hahahahahaa!

GOPe mouthpiece Hannity now speaking for McCarthy and McConnell denying NYTimes story.

He is just too close to the GOP. They use him to lie to us.

Posted by: Bill Barr, nightmare AG at January 12, 2021 09:17 PM (Tc2CN)

516 OK, was not watching Yellowstone, but with Costner getting deep sixed by the Liberal mob, is it worth watching?
Posted by: Romeo13


One word: Hellyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2021 09:17 PM (wjmTS)

517 508 OK, was not watching Yellowstone, but with Costner getting deep sixed by the Liberal mob, is it worth watching?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2021 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

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What did Costner do?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2021 09:17 PM (CAJOC)

518 Time to walk the pups and go to bed. Peace out all!

Posted by: Mookie at January 12, 2021 09:17 PM (u+Y3T)

519 @507
Don't forget Georgia, and not only do they now have two Donk Senators, they have rabid communists for Senators.
I mean they may even be worse than the combo of Bob Menendez and Corey Booker.
Which is incredible to contemplate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 09:18 PM (ch5vB)

520 What's the story about Kevin Costner?

Posted by: squeakywheel at January 12, 2021 09:18 PM (T2vUn)

521 what happened to Costner?

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 12, 2021 09:18 PM (nUhF0)

522 Had alligator gumbo. Liked it. Letter A on my carnivorous journey through the alphabet. Not looking forward to eating Quokka.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 12, 2021 08:56 PM (3JQ/p)

*******

Quahog. Just go for some clam chowder and you're covered.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 12, 2021 09:18 PM (xxG/v)

523 What did Costner do?

He killed Shoeless Joe.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 12, 2021 09:18 PM (W4eKo)

524 Had alligator gumbo. Liked it. Letter A on my carnivorous journey through the alphabet. Not looking forward to eating Quokka.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 12, 2021 08:56 PM (3JQ/p)

********

*Looks around nervously, wondering how many people are doing this challeng*

Posted by: Dan Quail at January 12, 2021 09:19 PM (xxG/v)

525 You should hear what wheedling little fucker MD rep is saying.

Posted by: Rocko's Modern Life at January 12, 2021 09:19 PM (VA1FF)

526 Posted by: Jonah

Yep. Lickenpooper as a senator. I can't move until I retire in 5 years. Unless things at the firm change.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 09:20 PM (wR3DP)

527 *Looks around even more nervously wondering which comedians will pick this up*

Posted by: Dan Quayle at January 12, 2021 09:20 PM (xxG/v)

528 Wow, Nunez saying whats happening now reminiscent of the last days of the Soviet Union.
Put that guy on the No Fly List!!

Posted by: Bill Barr, nightmare AG at January 12, 2021 09:20 PM (Tc2CN)

529 Don't forget Georgia, and not only do they now have two Donk Senators, they have rabid communists for Senators.

Since the people of Georgia has decided to go full anti-American Communist, how long before they blast away Stone Mountain?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:20 PM (C+evo)

530 Mrs Clark: Lewis, pull the barge over and ask for directions!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 09:21 PM (kTF2Z)

531 528 Wow, Nunez saying whats happening now reminiscent of the last days of the Soviet Union.
Put that guy on the No Fly List!!
Posted by: Bill Barr, nightmare AG at January 12, 2021 09:20 PM (Tc2CN)
----------------------------

Ever the optimist he is.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2021 09:21 PM (CZm2G)

532 Stone Mountain is on private property, but since when has that been a problem?

Posted by: navybrat, in the bunker at January 12, 2021 09:21 PM (w7KSn)

533 What did Costner do?


Maid Marian.

Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 12, 2021 09:22 PM (4I/2K)

534 Wow, Nunez saying whats happening now reminiscent of the last days of the Soviet Union.

--

I kinda see it as the first days myself...

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 09:22 PM (O+I8R)

535 I lived in Colorado for about 15 years (moved back out about 10 years ago).

Saw the shift. It was tragic.
Posted by: Romeo13

I live about as far as you can get from East Slope. It sucks.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2021 09:22 PM (wR3DP)

536 10 years ago if tou told me AZ, Nevada, and Colorado would become deep Blue shitholes, would have laughed. 6 frickin dem senate seats. Just brutal

Looks like Texas is going Marxist Communist too. How is Arkansas?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:22 PM (C+evo)

537 What did Costner do?

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Couple of shitty movies in the middle, but overall a good career.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 09:23 PM (kTF2Z)

538 Since the people of Georgia has decided to go full anti-American Communist, how long before they blast away Stone Mountain?

What makes you think the people of Georgia had anything to do with the outcome of that election?

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 09:23 PM (kOpft)

539 What did Costner do?

---------

Couple of shitty movies in the middle, but overall a good career.

--

Yeah, he was the dead guy in The Big Chill, but hit the cutting room floor. Except for his hairline and one wrist.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 12, 2021 09:24 PM (O+I8R)

540 How is Arkansas?
Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:22 PM (C+evo)


Former hero Tom Cotton betrayed his constituents.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at January 12, 2021 09:25 PM (ofYez)

541 What makes you think the people of Georgia had anything to do with the outcome of that election?

Exactly.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 12, 2021 09:25 PM (W4eKo)

542 They won't remember that 'might does not make right'. They will have to be 'reminded'.

Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2021 09:26 PM (em79L)

543 507 10 years ago if tou told me AZ, Nevada, and Colorado would become deep Blue shitholes, would have laughed. 6 frickin dem senate seats. Just brutal
Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:15 PM (L282n)


You're welcome.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at January 12, 2021 09:26 PM (sy5kK)

544 Kangaroos punch people in the face. They aren't cute. Fun at parties, maybe, but not cute.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 09:26 PM (W+kMI)

545 Stone Mountain is on private property, but since when has that been a problem?

Super simple, barely an inconvenience.

Through the usual bribes and treachery local officials ED the property, transfer it to an NGO backed with Chinese financiers who grifted the money from the Fe'ral government...

Would be blasted away over night. Everyone profits.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:27 PM (C+evo)

546 Brian, wherever you are, thank you for your service. Please give our regards to your Q.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 12, 2021 09:29 PM (W4eKo)

547 Through the usual bribes and treachery local officials ED the property, transfer it to an NGO backed with Chinese financiers who grifted the money from the Fe'ral government...

Would be blasted away over night. Everyone profits.




and everyone has a share.

Posted by: Milo Minderbinder at January 12, 2021 09:29 PM (yQpMk)

548 Last days of the USSR? Hmmm.

Well, if South and North Dakota and Montana and Missouri and Louisiana get to keep their nukes, a la Belarus Ukraine and Kazakhstan (who bargained theirs away), then ..... maybe there's some potential here.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 09:29 PM (OTzUX)

549 Good evening.

So what's the story on the 'oddness' on the blog earlier today? Hack, trolling, hamsters get into the brown acid, ace being ace?

Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2021 09:30 PM (l3+k2)

550 Josh Caplan
@joshdcaplan·5m
Rep. Andy Biggs calls on Liz Cheney to resign from Republican leadership post over her support for impeaching Trump. - Via @KerryPicket

Laura Ingraham
@IngrahamAngle·8m
This from a loyal Republican donor: "Laura, if McConnell goes along with Impeachment and they actually go through with the process the Republican Party will cease to exist! This is ludicrous."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 09:30 PM (FBrfY)

551 Former hero Tom Cotton betrayed his constituents.

During the Carter Regime, we were introduced to the Misery Index.

Now since the Bolshevik revolution is complete here, we get a new composite index that aggregates pretty much all of the curses from Revelation as they play out in real-time.

So let me restate the question: Where would Arkansas rate on the Luciferian Scale when compare to other vassal states?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:30 PM (C+evo)

552 ace living his best blogging life, being ace

I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 09:30 PM (OTzUX)

553 So what's the story on the 'oddness' on the blog earlier today? Hack, trolling, hamsters get into the brown acid, ace being ace?
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2021 09:30 PM (l3+k2)

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Ace left open a tag then went on a date with a Super model. Something like that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 09:31 PM (kTF2Z)

554 521 what happened to Costner?


"Waterworld"

But he bounced back eventually.

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2021 09:31 PM (786Ro)

555 Kangaroos kick just like emus.

Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2021 09:32 PM (em79L)

556 506 Seven Philadelphia transit police officers are under investigation for attending President Trump's rally in Washington, D.C., last week

Remember when all of those wacky police unions and fraternities were throwing their endorsement to Trump?

Good Times. Good Times.
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The Internal Affairs inquisitors have arrived on behalf of their lords and masters in City Hall. Remember the Cop TV shows and movies; Internal Affairs is the punishment detail for police who make waves.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 09:33 PM (W+kMI)

557 550 Laura Ingraham
@IngrahamAngle 8m
This from a loyal Republican donor: "Laura, if McConnell goes along with Impeachment and they actually go through with the process the Republican Party will cease to exist! This is ludicrous."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 09:30 PM (FBrfY)


OMG; the GOPe would cease to exist? Perish the thought.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 12, 2021 09:34 PM (FWZkC)

558 Tammy Bruce
@HeyTammyBruce
The guy who was banging a Chinese spy has been named an 'Impeachment Manager' by Pelosi
5:55 PM · Jan 12, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 09:34 PM (FBrfY)

559 you watch, someone will start shooting on arrest eventually
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM


Exactly what they're hoping for, so they can strike down 2A.

Posted by: Bert G at January 12, 2021 09:35 PM (sAW0o)

560 Internal Affairs is the punishment detail for police who make waves.

And their ranks are composed of short clipped haired dykes and men who were known for eating their boogers in grade school.

Some of the higher ranking ones probably went to a Pentecostal Church when young and when the snake-handlers exorcised demons from one congregant, the dislocated spirit permanently entered into the IA Inquisitor.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:37 PM (C+evo)

561 All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

And...now, the Democrat Party IS the state.

But ***we're*** the "fascists." I'm actually feeling kinda German-Jewish right now, though.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 09:37 PM (NiXyF)

562 Twitter won't die overnight. Their problem is that the only people who remain are lefties. The left can't meme, don't do humor well, and are generally uninteresting. Twitter will eventually die due to lack of interest.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 09:37 PM (kTF2Z)

563 559 you watch, someone will start shooting on arrest eventually
Posted by: will choose a nic later at January 12, 2021 08:44 PM

Exactly what they're hoping for, so they can strike down 2A.
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Showdown on Lexington Green and Concord's bridge started 'cause the Redcoats were out to seize cannon and ammo that didn't have BATFE tax stamps and 12 different registration forms filled out correctly.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 09:38 PM (W+kMI)

564 Cotton really, really, I mean really fornicated the canine on this one.

His "constitutional" argument was merely lame. However since we know he's much smarter than that, and even has a legal background (Hahvahhd Law in fact), that argument is impossible to consider sincere or ingenuous.

But then he made it easier by adding that successfully challenging electors might "embolden" the Dems. Ummm.

I guess trivializing impeachment, helping/hiding law enforcement/IC abuse in undermining a president, being mindlessly obstructionist, personally abusing your colleagues (Schiff to Nunes) and abetting violation of national security laws (Senate Intel committee "security" chief) using your power, cheering on a national racist-totalitarian uprising, having your nutcase supporters attempt to murder GOP congressmen en masse, and vilifying and trying to impeach a president with 10 days left in office are the Dems when they're, you know, just doing standard stuff.

You wouldn't want to provoke or embolden them!!!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 09:38 PM (OTzUX)

565 Man from Georgia arrested following US Capitol riots dies

Christopher Stanton Georgia died by suicide at his home on Saturday, according to the medical examiner.

tinyurl.com/ket7mtyz

Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 12, 2021 09:39 PM (nUhF0)

566 Liz Cheney: I don't understand! I got like a million likes on twitter!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 09:39 PM (kTF2Z)

567 Costner's been in a lot of good movies, very few bad ones, like exactly two bad* films.

* No, Robin Hood is not one of them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 09:40 PM (+nmVv)

568 Exactly what they're hoping for, so they can strike down 2A.

How silly. Our minions have this in the bag already.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 12, 2021 09:40 PM (W4eKo)

569 #550 - "if McConnell goes along with Impeachment and they actually go through with the process the Republican Party will cease to exist! This is ludicrous."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life

Agreed. That is ludicrous. It should not take impeaching Trump for the Republican party to cease to exist.


Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2021 09:41 PM (KAi1n)

570 Don't do anything to provoke us!

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at January 12, 2021 09:41 PM (W4eKo)

571
It finally hit me where I've seen this story of shutting down companies and people on the internet for what they say.

The book and movie was called Fahrenheit 451.

Which leads to the question: at what temperature does the internet burn?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:41 PM (sy5kK)

572 SFGoth, good one!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 09:41 PM (OTzUX)

573 566 those donks love you girl

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2021 09:41 PM (ONvIw)

574 This from a loyal Republican donor: "Laura, if McConnell goes along
with Impeachment and they actually go through with the process the
Republican Party will cease to exist! This is ludicrous."


That 15% approval rating doesn't include all the donors? Weird.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 09:42 PM (kOpft)

575 @571
Are we talking about the plenum vs non-plenum infrastructure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 09:43 PM (+nmVv)

576 Twatter is lame and ridiculous. Of all the bad shit happening right now, our side losing Twatter privileges does not make the list.

Use the time otherwise wasted twatting to do something constructive

Posted by: Bill Barr, nightmare AG at January 12, 2021 09:43 PM (Tc2CN)

577 566 Liz Cheney: I don't understand! I got like a million likes on twitter!
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Dear Liz, Twitter is not the USA. Twitter is a few million assholes who like to scream at each other and non-Twitter users about trivial crap. Most of the time. But stinky Trump voters aren't welcome in their online clubhouse.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 09:43 PM (W+kMI)

578 515 Hahahahahaa!

GOPe mouthpiece Hannity now speaking for McCarthy and McConnell denying NYTimes story.


McCarthy, McConnell, CJ John Roberts and all the rest will be pressured by mobs to do what Joe, Nanzi, and Schumer want. Vote against impeachment or for acquittal? Target on your back. Vote to uphold the Second Amendment? Target on your back, put there by Twitter, FaceBook, CNN, WaPo, and the rest.

How much can those officials rely on the DC Police to protect them, their families, and their property from AntiFa and BLM mobs at 3 AM? Mayor Bowser will order the cops to keep 6 blocks away.

I'm not making excuses for them. They sowed the wind, and will reap the whirlwind. I do feel sorry for those who stood-up to the Dem thuggery and will be the first to be targeted and I fear, harmed. Justice Thomas, Rand Paul, Josh Hawley, and a handful of others.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 09:43 PM (AMIL/)

579 you watch, someone will start shooting on arrest eventually


You mean like gangs in Chicago agreed to last summer?

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 09:43 PM (kOpft)

580 Twitter will eventually die due to lack of interest.

In the meantime, the roster of actual people backing the accounts will be a virtual comprehensive Red Flag list.

Why would any Corporation fear shit posting by one of Trigger's numerous feral marxists when people who have jobs and responsibilities and have returned to a pre-social media functional life have zero knowledge of whatever current manufactured hair-on-fire event is unrolling?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:43 PM (C+evo)

581 Christopher Stanton Georgia, man charged in Capitol riot, killed himself
with a gunshot to the chest at his home in Alphretta, Georgia, medical
examiner says - WXIA

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 09:44 PM (xPl2J)

582 When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

Posted by: Zombie Sir Winston at January 12, 2021 09:44 PM (W4eKo)

583
What is a more worthless sham than a Democrat taking the Oath to Defend and Protect the Constitution?

Please get back to me on this, if you can come up with an answer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:44 PM (sy5kK)

584 The political activities and affiliations of every single person charged in the Capitol incident need to be highlighted and relentlessly repeated. I expect there will be at most a handful of people even plausibly of the MAGA flavor, maybe none at all.

I mean for the serious charges. Standing around after you've been ordered off the grounds, and you've done nothing else, doesn't qualify.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 09:45 PM (OTzUX)

585 Look, its fun to pretend the politicians are stupid and/or out of touch. They are neither. They are not concerned with you and hope you would just shut up about issues they would prefer to avoid.

Go ahead. Impeach Trump you clowns. Lets bury the GOP and start over with something new.

Posted by: Revenant at January 12, 2021 09:45 PM (+4D1M)

586 569 #550 - "if McConnell goes along with Impeachment and they actually go through with the process the Republican Party will cease to exist! This is ludicrous."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life

Agreed. That is ludicrous. It should not take impeaching Trump for the Republican party to cease to exist.
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Agreed. Everything the Republican Party did not do for the past 4 years prior to last week should cause them to cease to exist.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 09:45 PM (W+kMI)

587 What is a more worthless sham than a Democrat taking the Oath to Defend and Protect the Constitution?

Please get back to me on this, if you can come up with an answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:44 PM (sy5kK)[p/i]

Nope, that one pretty much pegs the meter.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 09:46 PM (NiXyF)

588 How can mcconnell be so stupid. His awful candiates in Georgia got their asses kicked, now he wants to double down? Watch McCarthy let Cheney keep her leadership post. Suicide

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:46 PM (L282n)

589 I do feel sorry for those who stood-up to the Dem thuggery and will be the first to be targeted and I fear, harmed. Justice Thomas, Rand Paul, Josh Hawley, and a handful of others.

This is probably too grim right now, but when do we set up the new Harr'iden Regime Era Dead Pool?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:46 PM (C+evo)

590 It should not take impeaching Trump for the Republican party to cease to exist.

Yup, ample reason already.
80 - 13
91 - 6

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 09:46 PM (kOpft)

591 94 I have some Sharpe audio books but the guy that reads them has one of those high Jackie Steward voices, it just doesn't fit the rough, manly, war themes of Richard Sharpe.

Hearing little boy voice tell me about Sharpe running some guy through and shooting his musket into the guts of someone else, it loses something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

A high talker.
Posted by: JT at January 12, 2021 08:03 PM (arJlL)

You mean Jackie Stewart, the racing driver?

Posted by: browndog at January 12, 2021 09:47 PM (BgMrQ)

592 This message is sent on behalf of the Joint Chiefs of Staff:

The American people have trusted the Armed Forces of the United States to protect them and our Constitution for almost 250 years. As we have done throughout our history, the U.S. military will obey lawful orders from civilian leadership, support civil authorities to protect lives and property, ensure public safety in accordance with the law, and remain fully committed to protecting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

The violent riot in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2021 was a direct assault on the U.S. Congress, the Capitol building, and our Constitutional process. We mourn the deaths of the two Capitol policemen and others connected to these unprecedented events.

We witnessed actions inside the Capitol building that were inconsistent with the rule of law. The rights of freedom of speech and assembly do not give anyone the right to resort to violence, sedition and insurrection.

As Service Members...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 09:47 PM (QYoFn)

593 What is a more worthless sham than a Democrat taking the Oath to Defend and Protect the Constitution?

Please get back to me on this, if you can come up with an answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
----
Cumlala as VP

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 09:47 PM (UUBmN)

594 571
It finally hit me where I've seen this story of shutting down companies and people on the internet for what they say.

The book and movie was called Fahrenheit 451.

Which leads to the question: at what temperature does the internet burn?
===============
Dunno, go set fire to a Twitter server farm and tell us the measurement.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 09:47 PM (W+kMI)

595 Has the eagle lost its voice? What a shame.

Posted by: Zombie Sir Winston at January 12, 2021 09:48 PM (W4eKo)

596 As Service Members, we must embody the values and ideals of the Nation. We support and defend the Constitution. Any act to disrupt the Constitutional process is not only against our traditions, values, and oath; it is against the law.

On January 20, 2021, in accordance with the Constitution, confirmed by the states and the courts, and certified by Congress, President-elect Biden will be inaugurated and will become our 46th Commander in Chief.

To our men and women deployed and at home, safeguarding our country-stay ready, keep your eyes on the horizon, and remain focused on the mission. We honor your continued service in defense of every American.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 09:48 PM (QYoFn)

597
It's like The Inquisition 2021 version.

Instead of being tortured as you're demanded to renounce Satan, Democrats and Fake News are demanding you say you accept the election results, and say you accept there was an "insurrection" on January 6th.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 09:48 PM (cA/NU)

598 Ny Times is our enemy. If they made this shit up

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:48 PM (L282n)

599 The owner of Gab archived Trump's Twitter feed and has reproduced it on Gab. gab.com/realdonaldtrump

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 09:48 PM (xPl2J)

600 McCarthy, McConnell, CJ John Roberts and all the rest will be pressured by mobs

What mobs? We don't see any mobs.

Posted by: The ever virtuous FBI at January 12, 2021 09:48 PM (kOpft)

601 So, if I go down and change my registration from R, should I just say fuckit and join the Party, or should I hold out a little while longer and go independent?

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 09:49 PM (NiXyF)

602 Anyone have the rough numbers for the 2 GA races - I mean, what did the GOP drones get Nov. 3, and then what did they get in the runoff, vs. the eventual "winners"?

Both of them were handily ahead of both the freaks in the general election, no?

I can't think of a situation like this - where the general election leader didn't end up being the runoff winner. Like losing ground all across a state, then more than making up for it in 2 counties (WI's story with the vile vegetable), it just doesn't happen.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 09:49 PM (OTzUX)

603 Agreed. That is ludicrous. It should not take impeaching Trump for the Republican party to cease to exist.

I think the analogy is that we have been driving by all of the exits on the freeway convinced that we weren't rounding the curve to discover that the bridge is out and our brake lines are cut.

We always thought there was another exit ramp.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:49 PM (C+evo)

604 We witnessed actions inside the Capitol building that were inconsistent with the rule of law. The rights of freedom of speech and assembly do not give anyone the right to resort to violence, sedition and insurrection.

As Service Members...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
----
Where were they on the actual riots all last year???{{{echo...echo...echo}}}

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 09:49 PM (UUBmN)

605 I hope the GOP does just this. Our new party will welcome all the refugees.

Posted by: Tom Petty at January 12, 2021 09:50 PM (ch+GK)

606 So, if I go down and change my registration from R, should I just say fuckit and join the Party, or should I hold out a little while longer and go independent?

Unless you are in an Open Primary state, go D and make sure that you have fun in the Primaries.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:50 PM (C+evo)

607 Or a stolen election for that matter...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 09:51 PM (UUBmN)

608 538 Just so, McConnell didn't object to fraud, so we got more fraud.

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2021 09:51 PM (ONvIw)

609
So, about 9 days until internet ammo sales or owning an AR becomes illegal by Exec Order.

And the little bit of ammo you can buy at your local brick and mortar store will be taxed a dime or so a round.

Weasel wasn't kidding all these weeks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:51 PM (sy5kK)

610 We witnessed actions inside the Capitol building that were inconsistent with the rule of law. The rights of freedom of speech and assembly do not give anyone the right to resort to violence, sedition and insurrection.

Sounds like any day that Congress is in session.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:51 PM (C+evo)

611 Where were they on the actual riots all last year???{{{echo...echo...echo}}}
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 09:49 PM (UUBmN)


They released a statement that bent the knee to BLM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 09:51 PM (QYoFn)

612 My liberal brother loves the times, his Aetheist Bible. At Thanksgiving my Other brother told him no politics, but midway thru dinner he brought a article by Maggie Haberman, and i said she was a hack, and that fish wrapper was subsidized by Soros. He flipped and left early. Food was great after that

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:52 PM (L282n)

613 I was in Australia for a fortnight and saw not one damned kangaroo. Aren't there supposed to be twice as many kangaroos there as there are people?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 12, 2021 09:51 PM (/0HPZ)


They keep 'em out back.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 09:52 PM (NiXyF)

614 602 Anyone have the rough numbers for the 2 GA races - I mean, what did the GOP drones get Nov. 3, and then what did they get in the runoff, vs. the eventual "winners"?

Both of them were handily ahead of both the freaks in the general election, no?

I can't think of a situation like this - where the general election leader didn't end up being the runoff winner. Like losing ground all across a state, then more than making up for it in 2 counties (WI's story with the vile vegetable), it just doesn't happen.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 09:49 PM (OTzUX)

Perdue yes(he was just barely pushed under an outright majority), Loeffler no. The "general election" was closer to an open primary, that is there were multiple Rs and Ds on the ticket. Perdue's race was pretty consolidated, the race Loeffler was in was not, though the R total outmatched the D total.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is Already Dead at January 12, 2021 09:52 PM (Zm+LZ)

615 We honor your continued service in defense of every American.

No interest at all in defending our God-given Rights, though.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 09:52 PM (kOpft)

616 592 This message is sent on behalf of the Joint Chiefs of Staff:
The American people have trusted the Armed Forces of the United States to protect them and our Constitution for almost 250 years. As we have done throughout our history, the U.S. military will obey lawful orders from civilian leadership, support civil authorities to protect lives and property, ensure public safety in accordance with the law, and remain fully committed to protecting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
...
We witnessed actions inside the Capitol building that were inconsistent with the rule of law. The rights of freedom of speech and assembly do not give anyone the right to resort to violence, sedition and insurrection.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 12, 2021 09:47 PM (QYoFn)


Just try to imagine this statement coming after pro-abortion, or pro-gun confiscation, or pro-reparation outfits did the same, plus employed breaker bars, lasers, and spray paint. I'm not envisioning it.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 09:53 PM (AMIL/)

617 Christopher Bedford
@CBedfordDC
EXCLUSIVE: Freshman Montana Rep. Matt Rosendale joins calls for Conference Chair Liz Cheney to resign from leadership after her call to impeach President Trump. The daughter of VP Dick Cheney, she is the highest ranking Republican to join Speaker Pelosi's impeachment effort.
6:17 PM · Jan 12, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 09:53 PM (FBrfY)

618 592 This message is sent on behalf of the Joint Chiefs of Staff:
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First paragraph: correct. Second and third paragraphs: contradiction of first one. Is there anyone in the Executive Branch offices at D.C. who has not betrayed President Trump yet? And so much for using the Armed Forces to overturn what's happening, without causing a bigger mess.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 09:53 PM (W+kMI)

619 I was in Australia for a fortnight and saw not one damned kangaroo. Aren't there supposed to be twice as many kangaroos there as there are people?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 12, 2021 09:51 PM (/0HPZ)
~~~~~

I think that's sheep. In New Zealand.

But you were close.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2021 09:54 PM (sGotD)

620 As I asked earlier, is anyone in the halls of power actually loyal to the Constitution?

Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at January 12, 2021 09:54 PM (nUhF0)

621 This message is sent on behalf of the Joint Chiefs of Staff:

To paraphrase a friend, "beware of the military-industrial complex". Thank you and...goodnight.

Posted by: Zombie Sir Winston at January 12, 2021 09:54 PM (W4eKo)

622 592 but BLM is totes cool

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2021 09:54 PM (ONvIw)

623 This message is sent on behalf of the Joint Chiefs of Staff:
The American people have trusted the Armed Forces of the United States to protect them and our Constitution for almost 250 years. As we have done throughout our history, the U.S. military will obey lawful orders from civilian leadership, support civil authorities to protect lives and property, ensure public safety in accordance with the law, and remain fully committed to protecting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.


They're doing a splendid job against domestic enemies of the Constitution, amirite guys?

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 09:54 PM (NiXyF)

624 Thanks Red Turban - but I think my point sorta stands.

Perdue should easily have won his runoff, and Loeffler should have as well - if the aggregated GOP votes were well above the Dems'.

Just an extraordinary pattern of events. And if the vote totals were smaller, and there's any reliable read on which votes no-showed for the runoff, there's only one explanation. I saw claims that there was a huge drop-off in rural votes, but don't know if true and by how much.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 09:55 PM (OTzUX)

625
National championship (college football) ratings hit all-time low.

You know why?

People are sick of the bullshit on TV. Not the game, but all the dishonest, hypocritical bullshit in between the actual playing of the game. Every advertisement, every bit of propaganda on the sidelines and endzones. People are sick of it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 09:55 PM (cA/NU)

626 Just try to imagine this statement coming after pro-abortion, or pro-gun confiscation, or pro-reparation outfits did the same, plus employed breaker bars, lasers, and spray paint. I'm not envisioning it.

How many celebrities were out in Washington before large violent crowds fantasizing about killing Trump and blowing up the White House?

I can think of several.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 09:56 PM (C+evo)

627 622. I can't think of many. Hawley, maybe. Gene Scalia at DOL

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2021 09:56 PM (ONvIw)

628 596. Pentagon are drooling over invading Syria and arresting rural Trumpsters.

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:56 PM (L282n)

629 What is a more worthless sham than a Democrat taking the Oath to Defend and Protect the Constitution?

Please get back to me on this, if you can come up with an answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:44

OK, a Rep appt SC nominee swearing the same oath and then betraying the constitution and country.

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2021 09:56 PM (55Qr6)

630 604 We witnessed actions inside the Capitol building that were inconsistent with the rule of law. The rights of freedom of speech and assembly do not give anyone the right to resort to violence, sedition and insurrection.

As Service Members...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Where were they on the actual riots all last year???{{{echo...echo...echo}}}

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 09:49 PM (UUBmN)


Where were they? Sitting in their offices, calling the Media to proclaim they would not follow any orders from POTUS to assist locals in putting down those riots.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 09:56 PM (AMIL/)

631 626 You crack me up

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2021 09:56 PM (ONvIw)

632 Exactly what they're hoping for, so they can strike down 2A.

Posted by: Bert G at January 12, 2021 09:35 PM (sAW0o)

Yes lets let them stomp all over our rights so we do not get those rights taken away (and never mind that is a fundamental misunderstanding of the source and sustainability of our rights).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 09:57 PM (946rW)

633 Costner was a different character in Silverado, but he was really young then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 09:57 PM (KZzsI)

634 So Cheney had no problem with Antifa?

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:57 PM (L282n)

635 So, bow down to your CCP, round-eye division, or anarchy.

Are there any other choices?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:57 PM (sy5kK)

636 They keep 'em out back.
Kangaroo out front should've told you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at January 12, 2021 09:58 PM (HaL55)

637 I saw Kevin Costner's band perform at a NASCAR race once. lame.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 12, 2021 09:58 PM (xPl2J)

638 Chad Pergram covers Congress for FOX News: "The President essentially ordered a raid on the Capitol."

Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram·3h
1) The decision by GOP Conf Chair Liz Cheney to impeach the President is monuental in scope.

First, you have the third-highest ranking Republican in the House saying she will vote to impeach a Republican President.

2) Second, this represents a major break with the rest of the GOP brass and many rank and file Republicans who have offered platitudes about the President or tried to turn things around on Democrats, saying we need "healing" or that Democrats were pushing too hard to impeach.

3) Third, Cheney is tactically positioning herself as a threat to McCarthy and Scalise in leadership. They got too close to the President. The President essentially ordered a raid on the Capitol. McCarthy and Scalise could be seriously damaged goods here.

4) Does the GOP, moving forward, truly want to still associate itself with President Trump? Or, do other GOPers follow the lead of Cheney? This is laced with serious, fractional politics for the GOP as well as dictating the next steps as to where the party goes in ldrshp races

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 09:59 PM (FBrfY)

639 613 My liberal brother loves the times, his Aetheist Bible. At Thanksgiving my Other brother told him no politics, but midway thru dinner he brought a article by Maggie Haberman, and i said she was a hack, and that fish wrapper was subsidized by Soros. He flipped and left early. Food was great after that
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Right on, man.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 09:59 PM (W+kMI)

640 What's even the purpose or rationale for the JCS' message?

Has this been done for past inaugurations?

Why even do it? "Insurrection" is hilarious. How many perps involved? How long did it take to roll them up and clear the building? As if those idiots had a "plan", or were seeking to "overthrow the government".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 09:59 PM (OTzUX)

641 Road Warrior With Boats
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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....and webbed hands.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2021 09:59 PM (1vynn)

642 Are there any other choices?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:57 PM (sy5kK)


Well, there's ... um ... ah ... well ... ... ...

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 09:59 PM (NiXyF)

643 638 So Cheney had no problem with Antifa?
Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 09:57 PM (L282n)

Why would a starter for the Washington Generals have a problem with Antifa?

That statement makes no sense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 12, 2021 09:59 PM (sy5kK)

644 National championship (college football) ratings hit all-time low.

You know why?

People are sick of the bullshit on TV. Not the game, but all the dishonest, hypocritical bullshit in between the actual playing of the game. Every advertisement, every bit of propaganda on the sidelines and endzones. People are sick of it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 09:55 PM (cA/NU)


Plus it's on ESPN.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 12, 2021 09:59 PM (y7DUB)

645 I saw Kevin Costner's band perform at a NASCAR race once. lame.

He has a band?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2021 10:00 PM (nxdel)

646 Why even do it? "Insurrection" is hilarious. How many perps involved? How long did it take to roll them up and clear the building? As if those idiots had a "plan", or were seeking to "overthrow the government".


I wager they were on safari looking for some great Instagram selfies.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 10:00 PM (C+evo)

647
How horrific is it that we have the US military demanding the military members accept biden?

Anyone remember "The Resistance?"
That seditious bullshit extended to the Pentagon, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 10:00 PM (cA/NU)

648 .619. Good for the rep from Montana. Any Republican in the house who still backs up Cheney is finished

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 10:00 PM (L282n)

649 640 They keep 'em out back.
Kangaroo out front should've told you.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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You'll rue the day you made that comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2021 10:01 PM (1vynn)

650 Costner very nearly committed an act of acting in 3000 Miles to Graceland.

Posted by: db at January 12, 2021 10:01 PM (E0PSG)

651 Mark Milley, the same guy who had to apologize for walking to the church with the president. Fuck him.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 10:01 PM (kTF2Z)

652 528 Last days?

Posted by: CN at January 12, 2021 10:01 PM (ONvIw)

653 How horrific is it that we have the US military demanding the military members accept biden?

We reap what we sow.

Posted by: Zombie Sir Winston at January 12, 2021 10:01 PM (W4eKo)

654 National championship (college football) ratings hit all-time low.

You know why?


Maybe people figured out that a 3-hour game with 30 minutes of action is dull?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 12, 2021 10:02 PM (KZzsI)

655 How horrific is it that we have the US military demanding the military members accept biden?

Weird that it's necessary since they all reportedly voted for him.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 10:02 PM (kOpft)

656 Does the GOP, moving forward, truly want to still associate itself with President Trump? Or, do other GOPers follow the lead of Cheney? This is laced with serious, fractional politics for the GOP as well as dictating the next steps as to where the party goes in ldrshp races
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life
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If there are no people left then there is no party....
This is how to get rid of all the people...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2021 10:03 PM (UUBmN)

657 Pergram's a Dem-lite drone (if the "raid" language is his). Used to follow his twatters only for technical/status updates. He generally just passed on what each side was saying, but there was still a tilt.

Which language from Trump did I miss that amounted to a "raid on the Capitol"?

And why did only a tiny number of people from an enormous event - people whose backgrounds will turn out to be very "un-MAGA" - do serious s**t?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 10:03 PM (OTzUX)

658 Maybe people figured out that a 3-hour game with 30 minutes of action is dull?

But you get at least an hour of virtue signaling and SJW slogans.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 10:03 PM (C+evo)

659 636 Exactly what they're hoping for, so they can strike down 2A.

Posted by: Bert G at January 12, 2021 09:35 PM (sAW0o)

Yes lets let them stomp all over our rights so we do not get those rights taken away (and never mind that is a fundamental misunderstanding of the source and sustainability of our rights).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 12, 2021 09:57 PM (946rW)


I think this how SCOTUS will rule on a law banning and confiscating everything other than a toy bow and arrow: This is OK! There is precedent! The National Firearms Act banned civilian ownership of automatic weapons!* SCOTUS has never ever ruled that law unconstitutional! So it and any similar law must be constitutional!

* Not quite, but SCOTUS won't care.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 10:03 PM (AMIL/)

660 642. Pergram is a idiot living the Dc fishbowl. Cheney as Speaker? The Gop is done formally if she even stays in Leadership. Fox news is dead to me

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 10:03 PM (L282n)

661
Notice how un-outraged liz cheney is over the Democrats moving forwad to expel Republicans from the House for no good reason! How Constitutional!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 10:03 PM (cA/NU)

662 Matt Rosendale is the representative from Montana and I voted for him in 2020.

I let him know that I greatly appreciated his statement.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 12, 2021 10:04 PM (xxG/v)

663 626 This message is sent on behalf of the Joint Chiefs of Staff:
The American people have trusted the Armed Forces of the United States to protect them and our Constitution for almost 250 years. As we have done throughout our history, the U.S. military will obey lawful orders from civilian leadership, support civil authorities to protect lives and property, ensure public safety in accordance with the law, and remain fully committed to protecting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

They're doing a splendid job against domestic enemies of the Constitution, amirite guys?
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So, how many dollars' value of money and services does it take to buy JCS? If they had just stopped at "Armed Forces are still newutral, you politicians fix it", I would have been disappointed but accepting. But no, they had to endorse that "insurrection" trash and take sides after all. Yeah, the war time is coming.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 10:04 PM (W+kMI)

664 Chad Pergram is a Democrat choad and Liz Cheney is scum. Trump represented a mortal threat to these swine and their way of doing business. I say this as someone who reluctantly (in the voting booth!) voted for Trump in 2016!

All of these people supposedly appalled at the "Capitol Riot" don't give a fuck about democracy. They want things back to the way they were before Trump. They want their Kabuki theater, think tanks, cruises, and impotent policy statements, while looting the treasury and profiting off the wealth of this country while leaving it to rot.

All the masks are off now sweethearts. We're not going back to the past.

Posted by: Revenant at January 12, 2021 10:04 PM (+4D1M)

665 Do you think we'll see our own military pacifying rebellious red states at some point?

Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at January 12, 2021 10:04 PM (nUhF0)

666 If I'm ever elected president, I'm pretty sure anyone with stars on the shoulders is fired. I'd take a hard look at field grade too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 10:05 PM (kTF2Z)

667 Rosendale is that guy who shoved a reporter or something like that, right? Funny. Glad to see he was elected, re-elected, and still talkin' trash.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2021 10:05 PM (OTzUX)

668 Do you think we'll see our own military pacifying rebellious red states at some point?
Posted by: vmom - Trump won! at January 12, 2021 10:04 PM (nUhF0)


Yes.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 10:05 PM (NiXyF)

669 663. Cartels on theborder will give up dope and human traffiking, and switch to black market guns and ammo. If the demand is there as they say

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 10:05 PM (L282n)

670
Talk about a motley crew of scum and villainy. We have a chinese agent, a somali terrrorist muslim, a palestinian terrorist, and an impeached judge (alcee hastings) among those voting to impeach an innocent American president.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 10:06 PM (cA/NU)

671 Do you think we'll see our own military pacifying rebellious red states at some point?

I dunno. The Pentagram spent trillions in Afghanistan and the Taliban is still ahead.

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 10:06 PM (C+evo)

672 671. No that was Gianforte, the new Governor

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 10:07 PM (L282n)

673 How horrific is it that we have the US military demanding the military members accept biden?

You're in the military you do what you're told without question. Out of the military we can decide for ourselves.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2021 10:07 PM (+ya+t)

674 artels on theborder will give up dope and human traffiking, and switch to black market guns and ammo. If the demand is there as they say

So select fire suppressed SBR without a stamp?

Posted by: Observer at January 12, 2021 10:07 PM (C+evo)

675 Why wast the navy waiting for Lewis and Clark

Posted by: Goatweed at January 12, 2021 10:08 PM (90fhE)

676 The joint chiefs know the ranks will turn bi-Den's picture to the wall everyday. That's why they had to guarantee support for the commies.

Posted by: Eromero at January 12, 2021 10:08 PM (em79L)

677 628
National championship (college football) ratings hit all-time low.
You know why?
People are sick of the bullshit on TV. Not the game, but all the dishonest, hypocritical bullshit in between the actual playing of the game. Every advertisement, every bit of propaganda on the sidelines and endzones. People are sick of it.
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I believe it. The little of it I saw over the holidays with the Covid propaganda and the enforced diversity in the ads and the irrelevant political posturing during the actual game time left a bad taste in my mouth. I guess I can live without football or basketball or baseball. NHL it is! (Please Lord, let the NHL be spared...)

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 10:08 PM (W+kMI)

678
The war-mongering neo-cons see this as opportunity to rise up once again. Example: liz cheney.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 12, 2021 10:08 PM (cA/NU)

679 Catch Thirty-Thr33

I can see it. But she is less evil than others I could name. Like the JCoS.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2021 10:08 PM (u82oZ)

680 Here's why the general are pissed at Trump:

He asked them what success looked like and they couldn't answer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 10:09 PM (kTF2Z)

681 NOOD ONT

Posted by: ALH at January 12, 2021 10:09 PM (i8kUJ)

682 ONT is nood

Posted by: Hands at January 12, 2021 10:09 PM (786Ro)

683 Here's why the general are pissed at Trump:

He asked them what success looked like and they couldn't answer.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2021 10:09 PM (kTF2Z)


They were politically savvy enough to realize that their real answer of "Success is me getting another star" wasn't exactly what Trump was looking for.

Posted by: filbert at January 12, 2021 10:10 PM (NiXyF)

684 ...4) Does the GOP, moving forward, truly want to still associate itself with President Trump? Or, do other GOPers follow the lead of Cheney? This is laced with serious, fractional politics for the GOP as well as dictating the next steps as to where the party goes in ldrshp races
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 12, 2021 09:59

If they go w/ the Cheney/nevertrump bunch they have killed the Rep party. They have no idea what 75 million voters think. Go ahead and drive the Rep party right off the cliff.

Posted by: Farmer at January 12, 2021 10:10 PM (55Qr6)

685 I could never forget that. Time sometimes helps forgive, but not Cheney. I will not vote in 2022, if she is still in Leadership

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 10:11 PM (L282n)

686 673 663. Cartels on theborder will give up dope and human traffiking, and switch to black market guns and ammo. If the demand is there as they say

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 10:05 PM (L282n)


Yup. And they don't have to give up current operations. Reduce drug loads by 10 percent volume/weight and use that 10 percent for guns and ammo. Everyone going across the border helped by a cartel carries a backpack full of Taurus 9mm semi-autos and 9mm ammo.

Posted by: Gref at January 12, 2021 10:11 PM (AMIL/)

687 Do you think we'll see our own military pacifying rebellious red states at some point?

Trying, anyway. They didn't do so well with Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2021 10:11 PM (kOpft)

688 @693
Well, the objective was not really to win.
So there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2021 10:13 PM (+nmVv)

689 669 Do you think we'll see our own military pacifying rebellious red states at some point?
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They may well be ordered too, vmom. But orders and obedience may not be the same thing. The post-Obummer rot has definitely set into the politicized armed forces, but the majority of armed forces personnel still come from the red states, and red counties of purple & blue states. Asking those personnel to act against friends & family in the name of the Uniparty and Military-Industrial Complex may cause some dissention in the ranks. Mutiny, defection to the red states, deserting into the haze with a truck or two of valuable equipment... The anti-Trump alliance presumes much about where people's loyalties actually lie.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2021 10:14 PM (W+kMI)

690 Giant Hollywood jackrabbit!!

Posted by: Granny Clampett at January 12, 2021 10:16 PM (n/szn)

691 Just cannot believe how tone dwaf the Gop are

Posted by: Jonah at January 12, 2021 10:23 PM (L282n)

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