Demented Braying Jackass Biden Laughs Off Question About His Corrupt Crackhead Whoremonger Drop

He laughs in reply to the question: Does he still believe (which he never believed in the first place) that the charges against Hunter Biden are "Russian disinformation?"

No one else in the media seems to think this is a question worth asking.

Depending on how you read the response, he either laughs the question without answering it, or, as Sean Davis reads it, affirms that he still believes the evidence-free conspiracy theory that RUSSIANS forced Hunter to hide payments from corrupt foreign organizations from the IRS.

On Tuesday at a press conference, Biden was asked by Fox News' Peter Doocy if he still believes the story is Russian disinformation now that his campaign has admitted the corruption investigation is real. After laughing for an odd moment, Biden replied, "Yes, yes, yes," before chiding Doocy for asking him about it.


This is an astounding claim from Biden given that we now know that the DOJ has had a long and ongoing investigation into Hunter Bidenís taxes. The investigation is serious enough that Attorney General William Barr kept it secret so it would not influence the election.

Over the past two months, Joe Biden himself has never disputed a single reported aspect of the story. So on what basis does he believe that this is all Russian disinformation?

Biden has grown accustomed to a media that won't ask him hard questions, but he is about to appoint a new attorney general whose job is to oversee a department that is investigating his own son. If Biden really believes there is no legitimate case against his son, that this is all a plot by Vladimir Putin, then how can we trust him with that choice?

Video of this dying-brained old man below.

Posted by: Ace at 05:59 PM




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1 First@!

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 22, 2020 05:58 PM (Zm+LZ)

2 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (SScvq)

3 Straight to hell

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (SScvq)

4 Make America Gray Again

Posted by: AF at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (S8ePJ)

5 Sponge!

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 22, 2020 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

6 I give him six months.

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 22, 2020 06:00 PM (ZR7kf)

7 Leader of the free World!....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 06:00 PM (Zmnko)

8 ANd hunter too

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:00 PM (SScvq)

9
One horse pony?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 06:00 PM (F5WI6)

10 I like the "one horse pony."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 06:00 PM (Zmnko)

11 I wonder if the demented criminal will do a James Rosen on Peter Doocy?

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh at December 22, 2020 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

12 This will surely confound the troll.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 06:00 PM (KnJdm)

13 I'm just waiting until Sloe Joe utters "I did not have sex with my son."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (3H9h1)

14 Joe Biden fingerfucked an intern and allowed his son to rape his widow-in-law and his granddaughter.

Soooo, who gives a rip wtf he says or thinks.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (SScvq)

15 This will surely confound the troll.

Kind of like those flashy lights..

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (Zmnko)

16 it's a grey day.....


so very grey.


50 shades, in fact

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (W2Pud)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (+sD5M)

18 Slow Joe also fiddles his dogs.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (SScvq)

19
The future is grey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (mht8P)

20 I am Gray.
I stand between the candle and the star.
We are Gray.
We stand between the darkness and the light.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (Uhu8A)

21 Biden is the one horse pony, and he knows it.

Posted by: AF at December 22, 2020 06:01 PM (S8ePJ)

22 Ahhhhh...soothing greys.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (+sD5M)

23 Ocviously Ace is indicating his belief that Hunter was Framed.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (JQIdL)

24 Glad I'm getting a house twice the size of what I'm in now, because when this evil cocksucker dies I'm going to throw a party that would make the vikings jealous.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (9Om/r)

25 One horse dog-faced pony soldier

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (SScvq)

26 the trolls aren't nearly as bothersome on a desktop.

pain in the ass on my phone, however

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (W2Pud)

27 Go home, Jonah. You're drunk.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (KnJdm)

28 A one horse pony...?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (nakwk)

29 Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony
___

Look fat, for the record, the Russians made Hunter f*ck his niece. I mean he showed me the video, and you can hear some guy yelling in Russian off screen. So its totally disproven he did anything wrong.


Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (qlFIA)

30 Greybox FTW.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (w+Ped)

31 You are one hoarse pony.
"Whinnnnnnnyeee*cough*cough*eee."
Pony has the Covid.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

32 28 Glad I'm getting a house twice the size of what I'm in now, because when this evil cocksucker dies I'm going to throw a party that would make the vikings jealous.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



damn!


Jordan and I are so there, man!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (W2Pud)

33 A one horse, dog faced, pony soldier?

Posted by: radar at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (3Zp/H)

34 Ask any poker player, Biden's laugh is his tell.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (l3+k2)

35 WTF is a "one-horse pony"? Did he mean "one-trick pony"?

Posted by: Slappy at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (BsrgJ)

36 *sniff*

Who shit??!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (+sD5M)

37 Will be interesing to see how this infestation will be resolved.

Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (bCLt0)

38 I think the libs are overplaying their hand on how much Biden we are willing to accept.

Hint: it's less than zero/currentvalue

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (SScvq)

39 28 Glad I'm getting a house twice the size of what I'm in now, because when this evil cocksucker dies I'm going to throw a party that would make the vikings jealous.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2020 06:02 PM (9Om/r)

I'm so there. I'll WALK if I have to...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (nakwk)

40 January 21st, Biden pardons his son for crimes he's yet to commit.

Dies.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (+sD5M)

41 It was a one horse, dog faced, flying purple pony soldier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (Uhu8A)

42 Repost

DM: Demi Rose Struggles to Contain Stuff
https://tinyurl.com/y9av2plm

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (KnJdm)

43 I give him six months.

He's a stubborn bastard. They'll have to play hard-ball to get him to hold up his end of the deal, and actually step down as I believe he agreed to from the beginning.

And that - I'm 100% certain - is why they're winding up the Hunter Biden shit again. Because the DNC knows how that fvck is - they know they'll have to push him off the stage. So they're getting the narrative ready, to use his boy against him. And I'm pretty sure it'll work.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (O6j88)

44 He's demented.. Can't wait for him to address some crisis with other World leaders...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (Zmnko)

45 One horse pony? What type of retard says shit like that? Thank you, Delaware and Failure Theater for more than half a century of this fucking dipshit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (y7DUB)

46 boxed in here.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (JUOKG)

47 a one horse pony? wtf? does this fucker just watch Rawhide all day? there is an episode with dog soldiers and horse soldiers.

Posted by: x at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (0tE/i)

48 Again?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (OVEfo)

49


Joe Biden: I meant he's a one eyed, one horned, flyin' purple people eater.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (F5WI6)

50 Hunter will get a job in the administration. Probably something like advisor for Ukraine Trade policy.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (W8PaO)

51 Ace. Your blog is broken. LOL

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

52 68 Again?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (OVEfo)


Yep.Looks like the gauntlet has been thrown.

Posted by: tubal at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (bCLt0)

53 Blog. Your Ace is broken. LOL

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (uEbPt)

54 TOP. MAN.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (+sD5M)

55 Ace. Your blog is broken. LOL

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 22, 2020 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

___
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS NOT FUNNY. AND SHE REPEATED THAT OTHER GUY.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (qlFIA)

56 All your broken blog are belong to us.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (O6j88)

57 Can't wait for late night talk show hosts to start ripping Biden.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (m/Gc2)

58 Rumor is the blog is broken.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (W8PaO)

59 Broken your Blog is, Ace

Posted by: Yoda at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (JQIdL)

60 You're a one-horse pony

How did that one go unnoticed? Ha! It's almost a shame that Joe Biden Will Never Be President.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (1hy/q)

61 Well, the formatting is fixed.

Now, what about the flaming bag of poo in the room?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (+sD5M)

62 I've been through the dessert on a one horse pony with no name, it felt good to take a sniff of its mane...

Posted by: Biden Singing In the Shower Before He Gets Out and Jerks Off His Dog at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (l3+k2)

63 Can't wait for late night talk show hosts to start ripping Biden.

Never happen

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (Zmnko)

64 This dickhead can't even accurately hit ctrl v. What a fucking loser. His dad, LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF FROM STATES AWAY, is glad he left.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (SScvq)

65 It was a Dark and Broken Blog...

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (JQIdL)

66 Ace. Your log broke my asshole. LOL

Posted by: x at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (0tE/i)

67 The one horse pony comments demonstrates dementia. Not recalling idiomatic usages like "one trick pony", is a common sign.

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (ONvIw)

68 76
Rumor is the blog is broken.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (W8PaO)

Well, fuck me! This cannot stand.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (KnJdm)

69 Biden will be good grist for the humor mill. Just kidding.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (lgiXo)

70 You know the one horse you know the thing with the pony.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (W8PaO)

71 Biden out there exuding strength.
(snark)

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:08 PM (EbSTN)

72 ACE - Post Long/Lat coord and see what happens. The horde is a wiley bunch.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:08 PM (SScvq)

73 The investigation is serious enough that Attorney General William Barr kept it secret so it would not influence the election.


Next time I want to commit major crimes, I'll just plan for myself or a close family member to run for office.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 22, 2020 06:08 PM (MLfDH)

74 Can't wait for late night talk show hosts to start ripping Biden.



----
Never happen
Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2020 06:06 PM (Zmnko)


I'll take that bet. When Joe crawfishes on the deal and refuses to step down, the calls will go out. You'll know when - because it won't be one host. It will be all of them, within a news cycle. And it won't stop until Joe relents.

That's how it will start. Then they'll get serious - and put Hunter under a real investigate with real consequences.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:08 PM (O6j88)

75 72 ACE - Post Long/Lat coord and see what happens. The horde is a wiley bunch.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 06:08 PM (SScvq)

4chan!

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (EbSTN)

76 Allahpundit is spamming the comments it seems.

Posted by: Ken B. at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (P6fAf)

77 45 One horse pony? What type of retard says shit like that? Thank you, Delaware and Failure Theater for more than half a century of this fucking dipshit.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (y7DUB)

Mid stage dementia

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (ONvIw)

78 He's a stubborn bastard.

. . .

And that - I'm
100% certain - is why they're winding up the Hunter Biden shit again.



Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (O6j8

Go with what works and just ply him with essence of pubescent children.

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (KnJdm)

79 Laughing in the snow in a one horse pony sleigh...

Posted by: BluesFish at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (WQZ1O)

80 Need to get that Facebook-Twit shadowban-hammer ...

Give it its own little page where all there is are its own retarded posts and nobody else ever sees its dribble.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (/Dgcm)

81 I was told there would be no malarkey. This appears to be malarkey. I demand to speak to this dickwhistle's manager.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

82 Dirty Old Sonofabitch.
"One horse pony"? What a sludge-brained smear of dick cheese this filthy old bastard is.

Posted by: Jbspry at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (ATe9j)

83 Where I come from there's two types of people. Dog faced unicorn soldiers and one trick pony horses. Which type ain't you ain't?

Posted by: Grandpa Joe at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (S8ePJ)

84 Frau Bleuker, MFers.

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson. at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (ufFY8)

85
Watch President Biden DESTROY Reporter With Rapier Wit!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 06:10 PM (mht8P)

86 Can't wait for late night talk show hosts to start ripping Biden.


___

Yeah what that guy said!

Posted by: Someone from 2025 at December 22, 2020 06:10 PM (qlFIA)

87 The one horse pony comments demonstrates dementia. Not recalling idiomatic usages like "one trick pony", is a common sign.

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (ONvIw)


It's a stutter, comrade. Not knowing your wife from your sister. Not being able to complete sentences. Getting basic things wrong. It's all a stutter.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 06:10 PM (F5WI6)

88 You know Hunter got Natalie preggers right? People have gone over the entire laptop because it was all leaked online.
Hunter conveniently knocked up that stripper right after that.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 06:10 PM (ovk6y)

89 a one-horse pony? wtf

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 06:10 PM (a2dqj)

90 Thank you all, people who responded to my question in the last post. I appreciate it!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (ofYez)

91 Who will Cum-hole-a choose as her VP? My bet is Butty-ghigh

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (W8PaO)

92 Great...I showed up for the Troll Dbag.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (ol6cB)

93 It's a stutter, comrade. Not knowing your wife from your sister. Not being able to complete sentences. Getting basic things wrong. It's all a stutter.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 06:10 PM (F5WI6)

Losing names comes later.

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (ONvIw)

94 Friends live abt 400 mi away We met at Denny's 1/2 way and shared some Christmas Cheer.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (CZm2G)

95 If Ed Buck is found dead, with a fistfull of meth up Hunter's dead ass would the press make a sound?

If Karma had a sense of humor it would.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (/Dgcm)

96 And that - I'm
100% certain - is why they're winding up the Hunter Biden shit again.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (O6j8
Go with what works and just ply him with essence of pubescent children.
Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (KnJdm)


Won't work like that - then they'll hurt their own brand too much. It has to be somebody that'll hurt Joe - but it can't be an actual sitting Democrat. Hunter is the perfect target for that. And it'll work.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (O6j88)

97 90 Thank you all, people who responded to my question in the last post. I appreciate it!
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (ofYez)

Happy to help.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (nakwk)

98 Limit comments to 20 lines and the shit stops.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (l3+k2)

99 Trick me once, shame on you.

Trick me twice, stay gold Pony Boy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (JQIdL)

100 Is that what Biden meant by a one horse pony?

https://tinyurl.com/yb7luysm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (WkPC9)

101
At least he didn't call him a "sockdoligizing old mantrap".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (mht8P)

102 58 Repost

DM: Demi Rose Struggles to Contain Stuff
https://tinyurl.com/y9av2plm


That poor girl- her ass doesn't fit.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2020 06:11 PM (1hy/q)

103 I'm an idiot and I'm ok, sniff girls hair in the creepy way.In my didi I pee and poop, while Kamla keeps me out've the loop.

Posted by: Doctor Eromero at December 22, 2020 06:12 PM (8bJHg)

104 Wasn't "One Horse Pony" one of the songs that didn't make it onto Paul Simon's Graceland album?

Or am I misremembering that?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2020 06:12 PM (BM2fS)

105 You know Hunter got Natalie preggers right? People have gone over the entire laptop because it was all leaked online.
Hunter conveniently knocked up that stripper right after that.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 06:10 PM (ovk6y)


Only a Biden could concoct a situation in which getting a stripper pregnant is "convenient". It's like a sitcom version of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 06:12 PM (t+qrx)

106 damn!





Jordan and I are so there, man!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (W2Pud)

I'm so there. I'll WALK if I have to...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:04 PM (nakwk)


I wouldn't settle for less.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2020 06:12 PM (9Om/r)

107 You know what's going to be rarer than tanzanite?
A biden press conference.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:12 PM (PiO1Y)

108 Not sure what site it was, but there was an ad with a poll, "Would you support a President Kamala Harris administraton?".


Biden getting Epsteined is the biggest open secret in the universe right now.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 22, 2020 06:12 PM (Sa7yY)

109 Remember how the press would bitch and moan that Trump would walk away after answering (mostly idiotic accusational) "questions" for 60 minutes nonstop?

Dementia.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (L8ADy)

110 The one horse pony comments demonstrates dementia. Not recalling idiomatic usages like "one trick pony", is a common sign.
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (ONvIw)

Precisely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (mzC78)

111 I would guess everyone here knows what a crack head loser but rich man through foreign companies Hunter is.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (Cxk7w)

112 82 Dirty Old Sonofabitch.
"One horse pony"? What a sludge-brained smear of dick cheese this filthy old bastard is.
Posted by: Jbspry at December 22, 2020 06:09 PM (ATe9j)

You have my undivided attention.

Posted by: Cenk Uyger at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (w+Ped)

113 You are thinking of "One Tin Horse Pony"

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (JQIdL)

114 The gangsters will murder Biden with covid by spring, and blame Trump.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (l3+k2)

115 I wonder if the demented criminal will do a James Rosen on Peter Doocy?

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'Oh



I predict a "duecy" . . . in his pants.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (BM2fS)

116 104 Wasn't "One Horse Pony" one of the songs that didn't make it onto Paul Simon's Graceland album?

Or am I misremembering that?
Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2020 06:12 PM (BM2fS)


Got bumped for "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes"

When I first heard that, I thought, "You ain't walkin' on this hardwood floor, Missy."

Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (PiwSw)

117 Wait. What? A one horse pony? Does that make any sense to anyone other than Biden?

Posted by: FIIGMO at December 22, 2020 06:14 PM (2S93K)

118 114 The one horse pony comments demonstrates dementia. Not recalling idiomatic usages like "one trick pony", is a common sign.
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:07 PM (ONvIw)

Precisely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (mzC7

Dementia is when you...can...can't...c'mon man, look!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:14 PM (nakwk)

119 The train boss, the train

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:14 PM (CZm2G)

120 88 You know Hunter got Natalie preggers right? People have gone over the entire laptop because it was all leaked online.
Hunter conveniently knocked up that stripper right after that.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 06:10 PM (ovk6y)

I was thinking that Caroline Biden, the niece who has been in court recently, looks like a methed-up Christina Applegate/Kelly Bundy.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:14 PM (EbSTN)

121 Actually, I think I hear a braying ass as we speak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2020 06:14 PM (cGzEU)

122 My bologna pony has only one trick in him and that's only if I eat blue pills by the fistfull.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Limp Dick at December 22, 2020 06:14 PM (H5knJ)

123 The gangsters will murder Biden with covid by spring, and blame Trump.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (l3+k2)


If he doesn't play ball ? Entirely possible. Get rid of his ass AND set up and opportunity for a passion play / conveniently dead martyr ? Oh yeah - they would.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (O6j88)

124 >>Caroline Biden, the niece who has been in court recently, looks like a methed-up Christina Applegate/Kelly Bundy.


No Holes Barred?

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (JQIdL)

125 It's no fun being a doctor. My dog is not impressed, my cat is not impressed, and I have no superpowers. Mrs. E had to help me crank a chainsaw today cause my left elbow is gone bad on me.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (8bJHg)

126 Precisely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:13 PM (mzC7

Creating neologisms will signal late stage, I don't think he's that far off

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (ONvIw)

127 y'all gotta solve this troll problem

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (iTXRQ)

128 You know who else loves one horse ponies?

Dr. Jill.

She loves that horse pony hump hump stuff.

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (R/m4+)

129 One trick pony.

A pony can be a horse but a horse can never be a pony.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (CZm2G)

130 135
y'all gotta solve this troll problem

Posted by: DB- just DB at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (iTXRQ)

What troll problem?

Posted by: PhlounDer, Ayatollah-Elect of Rock-n-Rolla at December 22, 2020 06:16 PM (KnJdm)

131 Joe's quite the trick.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 06:16 PM (UDapT)

132 34 Ask any poker player, Biden's laugh is his tell.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (l3+k2)

ha hah ha ha I have no idea what you mean ha ha hah

Posted by: Kamala at December 22, 2020 06:16 PM (a2dqj)

133 Snow day boredom drinking is probably not good.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:16 PM (lgiXo)

134 Stay aluminum, one horse pony boy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 06:16 PM (H5knJ)

135
Horses?

https://youtu.be/3GRgoxWap-M

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 06:16 PM (mht8P)

136 The one horse pony comments demonstrates dementia.

Better than calling D.C. a one-trick town. He knows from Hunter that ain't true!

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (1hy/q)

137 Paul Simon sez:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDM_ZohMCGk

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (CZm2G)

138
If I did any of the crimes these privileged elite criminals did, I would be subjected to intentionally stressful tormenting interviews with detectives over and over, and be looking at years in prison. I would be forced to give depositions and spending down my savings on lawyers.

Come to think of it, they can do all that to you even if you're innocent.


Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (UzRh8)

139 124 Wait. What? A one horse pony? Does that make any sense to anyone other than Biden?
Posted by: FIIGMO at December 22, 2020 06:14 PM (2S93K)

At least it's being somewhat broadly reported.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (EbSTN)

140 What other slang sayings can Biden mess up?

You're crusin' for a beat down?

Instead of "cruising for a bruising."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (WkPC9)

141 Someone tell me the source IP. I just might be up for a roadtrip.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (+sD5M)

142 Wait. What? A one horse pony? Does that make any sense to anyone other than Biden?
Posted by: FIIGMO at December 22, 2020 06:14 PM (2S93K)


Anybody familiar with dementia has seen this. Guarantee, he's convinced he said something totally different. Playing it back to him will only get him super-defensive.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (L8ADy)

143 Snow day boredom drinking is probably not good.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:16 PM (lgiXo)


Only if you run out.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (O6j88)

144 sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (OVEfo)

145 >>Caroline Biden, the niece who has been in court recently, looks like a methed-up Christina Applegate/Kelly Bundy.


They spent a lot of money on her 'treatments' so she would look good in her first mugshots.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (/Dgcm)

146 One horse pony is the B side song from the Commodores Three Times a Lady.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 06:18 PM (r+sAi)

147 nobody mention his Troll.

he's really sensitive about it.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S LIKE THE TROLL IS A HIDEOUS DEFORMITY BECAUSE HE'S HIDEOUS AND DEFORMED AND ALSO EMBARASSING

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2020 06:18 PM (CGB5H)

148
Can anyone recommend some Prog blogs I can go crap on?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (mht8P)

149 Anybody familiar with dementia has seen this. Guarantee, he's convinced he said something totally different. Playing it back to him will only get him super-defensive.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (L8ADy)


I still think Trump should've wound him up like Captain Queeg at the debates.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (t+qrx)

150 132 34 Ask any poker player, Biden's laugh is his tell.
Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 06:03 PM (l3+k2)

ha hah ha ha I have no idea what you mean ha ha hah
Posted by: Kamala at December 22, 2020 06:16 PM (a2dqj)

hmm

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (EbSTN)

151 Just tell us where.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (8bJHg)

152 148

They will ban you in a nanosecond.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (W8PaO)

153 Stay thirsty, my dog faced horse pony.

Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger McShitpants at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (+sD5M)

154 NGU, Thank you so much for pointing me to right spot. It worked out so well.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (PiO1Y)

155 Can anyone recommend some Prog blogs I can go crap on?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (mht8P)


Hot Gas.

Posted by: AF at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (S8ePJ)

156 Bill was a one hobbit pony. Very faithful. Like Sam.

Posted by: Frodo at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (l3+k2)

157 Wild, wild horses couldn't me away, Natalie.

Posted by: Uncle Hunter at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (1hy/q)

158 Ask any poker player, Biden's laugh is his tell.

Or C'mon man!

Posted by: Unkaren at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (vGJY7)

159 NGU, Thank you so much for pointing me to right spot. It worked out so well.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (PiO1Y)

Glad I could help. Wish I could have delivered it personally.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (OVEfo)

160 Dr. Jill won't let me ride the one horse pony outside the Wal-Mart anymore. She says it's too many quarter. But c'mon, man, I'm the president now.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (H5knJ)

161 It was a one horse, dog faced, flying purple people eater!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (UDapT)

162 I see the Federalist is sliding back into the comfortable position of chiding the Democrats, and being shocked at their actions. Please give to the GOP and their blog.

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (J70i0)

163 One horse town
One trick pony
Dog faced pony soldier


Show some mercy to China Joe ... convict him sure, but give him a cell with the presidential seal, let him believe he is president -- but must stay in his bunker till the nuclear war is over.


And have him wear a metal colander on his head, for protection from the gamma rays. Live stream that all day for our entertainment, payback for what MSM made America watch for so long.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (Cus5s)

164 Who is Natalie?
Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 06:19 PM (W8PaO)


Does it float? Than it ain't wood.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (+sD5M)

165 Ace in the hole:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgdu1IAT0kk

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (CZm2G)

166 Funny how the leftists always know they don't have to worry about prosecution. Nothing needs to be directed, commies take care of their own.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

167 Let's face it, everything China Joe says is a lie, so everything is a tell!

Posted by: Unkaren at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (vGJY7)

168 Wtf is with this asshole, how can that be fun?

Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (+ya+t)

169 The investigation is serious enough that Attorney General William Barr kept it secret so it would not IN ORDER TO influence the election.

Wtf is wrong with people?!!

Posted by: Kamala at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (a2dqj)

170 Got bumped for "Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes"

When I first heard that, I thought, "You ain't walkin' on this hardwood floor, Missy."

Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping



Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (BM2fS)

171 Eventually Biden will get angry with the reporters and then the language issues will really blossom for us.

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (ONvIw)

172 NGU, that is the only thing that could have made it better.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:22 PM (PiO1Y)

173
Show some mercy to China Joe ... convict him sure, but give him a cell with the presidential seal, let him believe he is president -- but must stay in his bunker till the nuclear war is over.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (Cus5s)


Boil that piece of shit in oil.

Posted by: fktheleft at December 22, 2020 06:22 PM (lvXKd)

174 168 Wtf is with this asshole, how can that be fun?
Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (+ya+t)

Well, he had been Vice President under Obama, and just decided to run for President this time.

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:22 PM (EbSTN)

175 Funny how the leftists always know they don't have to worry about prosecution. Nothing needs to be directed, commies take care of their own.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (r+sAi)


The have a secret hand shake.
Just like the Klan.

Same handshake in fact.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 22, 2020 06:23 PM (/Dgcm)

176 Come to think of it, they can do all that to you even if you're innocent.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 22, 2020 06:17 PM (UzRh

Yup......I have been grilled a few times in my past by dicktectives and they always ended up by asking me why I did it.

I just looked at them and then my lawyer.

Fuck them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2020 06:23 PM (R/m4+)

177 There's a lot of ruin in an adult diaper. Dark times.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 06:23 PM (H5knJ)

178 Da fuq?

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 06:23 PM (aMSh/)

179 Creating neologisms will signal late stage, I don't think he's that far off
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (ONvIw)


Stress usually exacerbates things, which is another reason they pretty much keep him in the basement.

But you just know that when Joe starts inventing new words and phrases, the press will pick up on it and every single "journalist" will be saying it over and over.

After all, Dr. Biden English something something.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:23 PM (L8ADy)

180 Natilie's got a gun
Her world has come undone.....

Posted by: pawn at December 22, 2020 06:24 PM (Cfk8j)

181 180 Creating neologisms will signal late stage, I don't think he's that far off
Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:15 PM (ONvIw)

Stress usually exacerbates things, which is another reason they pretty much keep him in the basement.

But you just know that when Joe starts inventing new words and phrases, the press will pick up on it and every single "journalist" will be saying it over and over.

After all, Dr. Biden English something something.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:23 PM (L8ADy)

I'm still waiting for the day he gets overly-agitated and takes a swing at somebody.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:24 PM (nakwk)

182 My employment plans appear to be shaping up quite nicely.

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at December 22, 2020 06:24 PM (sWM8x)

183 Damn, can't tell ace the blog is broken because that would be quoting the troll (who is obviously familiar with this blog and it's memes)

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (1hy/q)

184 I can't stop watching the 7 minute trailer on SyFy for Resident Alien, staring Alan Tudyk as an evil extraterrestrial stranded in Bum-F*ck Colorado.

He pretends to be the town doctor, after having killed the town doctor when he landed.

Looks funny as Hell.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (BM2fS)

185 I wonder if anyone's keeping track of Biden's naptimes. Did he just poke his head out for a half-hour press conference, for example?

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (EbSTN)

186 Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:23 PM (L8ADy)

He's a L8ADy
Whoa whoa whoa
He's a L8ADy

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (nakwk)

187 A one horse pony? I guess that's a step up from a lying, dog faced, pony soldier.

Posted by: rc at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (giWZY)

188 When it comes to Biden, Peter Doocy is the ONLY
ONE doing their job as a reporter.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (NpAcC)

189 Ace,

please don't let this asshole get to you.
we are with you.

give us some of the class a snark, yo know you are full of it.

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (W2Pud)

190 Israel embarks on fourth election in two years as budget row topples Knesset
Parliament dissolves as deadline to approve budget expires with coalition failing to legislate extension; Netanyahu to remain as PM until vote expected to take place on March 23; Likud set to remain biggest party despite strong challenge from its ex-MK Gideon Sa'ar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (OVEfo)

191 Not being a student of ancient history, was the Fall of Rome as tragically hilarious as this?

Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Izzlo)

192 The whole world is broken...

The whole world is broken...

Posted by: pawn at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Cfk8j)

193 He meant the Donkey Punch trick!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (UDapT)

194 A one horse pony is how Joe describes his loyalty to Jill.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (2DOZq)

195 Wtf is with this asshole, how can that be fun?
Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2020 06:21 PM (+ya+t)


After being yelled at by their manager all day to clean out the fry trap and mop the floors, this is the only sense of power and control they have.

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (L8ADy)

196 I'm still waiting for the day he gets overly-agitated and takes a swing at somebody.
Posted by: Insomniac



OMG you so KNOW that's going to happen.
we should make a pool as to when and who and where

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (W2Pud)

197 Yup......I have been grilled a few times in my past by dicktectives and they always ended up by asking me why I did it.

I just looked at them and then my lawyer.

Fuck them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Come home after a weekend away on a camping trip to find your wife dead and let me know how it goes for you.



That was quite a day.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (Rvt88)

198 Everybody hit Ace's tip jar if you can today. Annoy the person who won't be named.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (WkPC9)

199 I remember when our legislature had budget fights.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (H5knJ)

200 Test

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (kOpft)

201 YouTube won't take you to the LapTop from hell.
Neither will the FBI.
Pornhub will
Who's you friend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj1p4ccaBpU

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (CZm2G)

202 You're a one brain cell brain cell, man.

- Punxsutawney Joe

Posted by: motionview at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (pYQR/)

203 What's comically ironic is white educated women and The Lincoln Project "men" voted for Biden, who was the patriarch of incest and child rape.
I can't wait to be scolded by them on how I'm not a good Christian and/or should be thrown into camps or jailed.

The Christian Conservative case for incest and child rape by David French and Erick Erickson.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (ovk6y)

204 He's a L8ADy
Whoa whoa whoa
He's a L8ADy
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (nakwk)


Also why I'm not using my VPN right now, this is too good to lose!

Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (L8ADy)

205
I'm still waiting for the day he gets overly-agitated and takes a swing at somebody.

Posted by: Insomniac






OMG you so KNOW that's going to happen.

we should make a pool as to when and who and where.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (W2Pud)


Sadly - when he does - the Secret Service will probably ventilate whomever he hits.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (O6j88)

206 180 Natilie's got a gun
Her world has come undone.....
Posted by: pawn at December 22, 2020 06:24 PM (Cfk8j)

Also

She's come undun
She didn't know what she was headed for

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (EbSTN)

207
Israel embarks on fourth election in two years as budget row topples Knesset

_________

"Budget? What's that?" - US Congress

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (mht8P)

208 The Banhammer is swift, today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (mzC78)

209 Test
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (kOpft)


Positive for Covid.

- The CDC

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (+sD5M)

210 What is a one horse pony?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (YA914)

211 198 Everybody hit Ace's tip jar if you can today. Annoy the person who won't be named.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (WkPC9)


Happy Tuesday!!!

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (CZm2G)

212 NGU, I will have to go back to reading Arutz Sheva and Yid with a Lid .

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (PiO1Y)

213 The Banhammer is swift, today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (mzC7


Not swift enough. It's vpn'ing.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (+sD5M)

214 210 Test
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (kOpft)

Positive for Covid.

- The CDC
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (+sD5M)

All illness is now Covid. All deaths are Covid-related.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (nakwk)

215 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (YA914)

A one trick pony who fell in love with a horse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 06:29 PM (WkPC9)

216 I would love to see Biden take a swing at somebody. Jeez "one horse pony" - he meant one trick pony, but the synapses don't snap anymore.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at December 22, 2020 06:29 PM (USW1s)

217 What is a one horse pony?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (YA914)


Monogamous?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:29 PM (+sD5M)

218 212 What is a one horse pony?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (YA914)

Silence, Citizen!

Posted by: m at December 22, 2020 06:29 PM (EbSTN)

219 187 A one horse pony? I guess that's a step up from a lying, dog faced, pony soldier.
Posted by: rc at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (giWZY)

On the same level, but the new comment is slightly worse. With Dog faced pony soldier, Biden was able to come up with a briefly reasonable lie about the source of the phrase. One horse pony is just indefensible.

Posted by: CN at December 22, 2020 06:29 PM (ONvIw)

220 Not being a student of ancient history, was the Fall of Rome as tragically hilarious as this?
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Izzlo)

Ummmmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: The Visigoths at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (R/m4+)

221 Well, he had been Vice President under Obama, and just decided to run for President this time.
-----------------------
He knew they were actually voting for him and not Obama, especially the African-American community, and he'd win in a freaking landslide, baby!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (UDapT)

222 Damn! Whoever else is stomping the troll is good! We might have to have a dance off!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (xT2tT)

223 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (arJlL)

224 Does the one horse pony wear a teeny weeny itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (kTF2Z)

225 Actually Biden is good as the bad example. No one can defend him to another and be taken seriously.

Ridicule is a very strong weapon.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (Rvt88)

226 Maybe biden's State dept will bring back Victoria Nuland. She knows all the Ukraine shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (PiO1Y)

227 Give me one horse for range, Vasily.

One horse pony.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (t+qrx)

228 The one horse pony comment is really being taken out of context.

Posted by: CNN at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (H5knJ)

229 So, is the one horse pony a homosexual? Because I would think that underage sex between horses would involve the statutory rape thing, unless they are homosexuals, which our betters have told us need to have sex with underage individuals.

That's what we've been told.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (okGHj)

230 205
I'm still waiting for the day he gets overly-agitated and takes a swing at somebody.

Posted by: Insomniac


OMG you so KNOW that's going to happen.

we should make a pool as to when and who and where.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (W2Pud)
---------------------------


They are a very angry family.
Bully and threats, cheat and steal.

Someone mentioned Irish Travelers
sounds about right

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (CZm2G)

231 Test

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (kOpft)



Positive for Covid.



- The CDC

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (+sD5M)

No I just had a comment disappear and wanted to check if I got banhammered (which would be news to me) or if comments are being deleted manually and the zap was accidental.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (kOpft)

232 Ummmmmm.....Yes.
Posted by: The Visigoths at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (R/m4+)

It's the Invisigoths you gotta look out for. Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (mzC78)

233 I am not going to name names but there is one person posting in this thread that I hope gets and dies from Stage 4 ass cancer ... tonight.

Posted by: Slappy at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (BsrgJ)

234 That's a one-horse pony of a different color.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (USW1s)

235 227 Give me one horse for range, Vasily.

One horse pony.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (t+qrx)

LOL. My puppy has a squeeky toy she squeeks incessantly. My response is usually, "One squeek only, Vasilly."

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (okGHj)

236 She's a L8ADy
Woah, woah, woah
A L8ADy!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (UDapT)

237 I picture CBD having a massive banhammer arm, which is three times the size of his other arm.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (lgiXo)

238 Dashing through the, uh, snow
In a one horse open carry
Guns are real bad
Laughing at the thing the cat just did
I wonder what's for dinner

Oh Jingle Bells, and so forth

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (x8Wzq)

239 You're a Minx 0.7 Pony!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (+sD5M)

240 CBD, hogmartin may be in the house.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (PiO1Y)

241 233 I am not going to name names but there is one person posting in this thread that I hope gets and dies from Stage 4 ass cancer ... tonight.
Posted by: Slappy at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (BsrgJ)


Holy crap! Kamala is here?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (okGHj)

242 LOL. My puppy has a squeeky toy she squeeks incessantly. My response is usually, "One squeek only, Vasilly."
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (okGHj)


Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (t+qrx)

243 The conservative case for one horse ponies.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (l3+k2)

244 205
I'm still waiting for the day he gets overly-agitated and takes a swing at somebody.

Posted by: Insomniac






OMG you so KNOW that's going to happen.

we should make a pool as to when and who and where.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (W2Pud)

Sadly - when he does - the Secret Service will probably ventilate whomever he hits.

Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 22, 2020 06:27 PM (O6j8

Maybe. But this is quite the novel situation, innit?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (nakwk)

245 a horse is a horse

of course
of course

Posted by: rozel at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (EJ2Rs)

246 I picture CBD having a massive banhammer arm, which is three times the size of his other arm.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (lgiXo)

Ah that hammer is not his arm. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (OVEfo)

247 Unless PDT goes all Insurrection Act ASAP we are doomed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (pmEbq)

248 #186 Crap! I'm slow using the tablet!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (UDapT)

249 I picture CBD having a massive banhammer arm, which is three times the size of his other arm.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (lgiXo)

(Jump to top of page)


Like a fiddler crab named Popeye.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (AiZBA)

250 Best horse movie.

Hildago

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (2DOZq)

251 One horse ponies never consent. I mean, they alway say neigh. C'mon man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (H5knJ)

252 227 - you win the internet, Hogmartin.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (USW1s)

253 They are a very angry family.
Bully and threats, cheat and steal.

Someone mentioned Irish Travelers
sounds about right
Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:30 PM (CZm2G)


Now that's just plain mean to Irish Travelers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (okGHj)

254 I'm dying for the day when Biden ends a press conference by pointing finger pistols from his hips and closes with "Scranton Joe, signing off!"

Posted by: motionview at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (pYQR/)

255 Sundowner won't take a swing, but will come out in his tirade alot if cornered. He has all year, its a mental trait.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (Cxk7w)

256 She's a L8ADy
Woah, woah, woah
A L8ADy!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (nakwk)

257 241 233 I am not going to name names but there is one person posting in this thread that I hope gets and dies from Stage 4 ass cancer ... tonight.
Posted by: Slappy at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (BsrgJ)

What have I done to offend you?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (lgiXo)

258 It's the Invisigoths you gotta look out for. Sneaky bastards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Incorrect. It's the Ottergoths who need watching.

Posted by: pep at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (v16oJ)

259 Back home I used to listen to LA radio talk hosts John and Ken. They put together some fun rallys against dem bs in California. Once sent a bunch of toilet brushes to Antonio Villarigosa after he screamed at t La Raza rally, "We clean your toilets!!"

Anyway at one rally the crowd struck up a chant of "Liars! Thieves and Whores! That stuck with every rally and it'd be a great chant for a Trump rally.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (99Nt9)

260 There is no "investigation". There is either a cover-up or a Black Op in hopes of installing Kam 'n Corey.

But there is no "investigation".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 22, 2020 06:33 PM (Ndje9)

261 I would love to see Biden take a swing at somebody. Jeez "one horse pony" - he meant one trick pony, but the synapses don't snap anymore.
Posted by: Dr. Vivi at December 22, 2020 06:29 PM (USW1s)

"One trick pony"? Not Kamala, then. She's turned a lot more than one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (mzC78)

262 You may want a pony, but that little bastard is always going to run you into a low hanging tree.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (PiO1Y)

263 Like a fiddler crab named Popeye.
Posted by: DR.WTF

Swee Pea always looked like Whimpy to me.

Popeye just couldn't see it I guess.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (Rvt88)

264 191 Not being a student of ancient history, was the Fall of Rome as tragically hilarious as this?
Posted by: josephistan at December 22, 2020 06:25 PM (Izzlo)

Pffft! This Biden is an amateur. I talk to the Moon, have sex with my sisters, and feed prisoners to wild beasts, parade my wife around naked in front of my friends, make senators run before my chariot...!

Hey! Where's my horse?

Posted by: Caligula, Emperor for REALS, not like that poseur, Biden the Elect at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (8/7u2)

265 a horse is a horse

of course
of course
Posted by: rozel at December 22, 2020 06:32 PM (EJ2

Funniest scene in TV sitcom history.

Mr Ed sliding into home plate in his tryout with the Dodgers.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (2DOZq)

266 Brother Northernlurker @ 327- One arm bigger? Exactly! Like those little guys in The Mote In God's Eye by Pournelle and Niven.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (8bJHg)

267 Man From Snowy River ... Die Hard ... with one horse ponies ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (Cus5s)

268 We're going to need a bigger horse.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (USW1s)

269 That's one hoarse pony. DOCTOR Jill should give it a cough drop.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

270 Numerically challenged I am.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (8bJHg)

271 Mr. Meeseeks, Seabiscuit.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (PiO1Y)

272 May the spirit of Christmas save me because I am ready to do the Devil's work.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (yQpMk)

273
What is a one horse pony?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:28 PM (YA914)


A sporty lawn mower?

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (PtOP4)

274 One of my arms is bigger too. Covid sucks .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

275 Seabiscuit.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (PiO1Y)

Good flick!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (xT2tT)

276 I think we're first going to be treated to the "discovery" than there is senility: America's crisis! It could happen to anyone!! If it happens to any one of us, it happens to all of us!!!!Pointing it out is a hate crime!!!! And we'll be made to wear special ribbons.

Then, suddenly... out of nowhere... "It even happened to Joe!!!!!!"

Posted by: Gilded at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (Mvw9Q)

277 "One Trick Pony in a One Horse Town" would be a cool name for a country band

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (m45I2)

278 Also why I'm not using my VPN right now, this is too good to lose!
--------------------------
Me too over OrgyC but Bell Canada had another idea when they reset my router after a thunderstorm.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (UDapT)

279 I am not going to name names but there is one person posting in this
thread that I hope gets and dies from Stage 4 ass cancer ... tonight.

Posted by: Slappy at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (BsrgJ)



In jersey dialect- motherfucker needs a ripping case of ass cancer.

Boston- muthafucka needs a ripping case of ass cancah



anybody want to add to it? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (9Om/r)

280 Historians have recently traced the initial outbreak of what is currently called the Second Civil War also known as the Trump Purge to a troll on a little known blog.

Posted by: pawn at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (Cfk8j)

281 249 I picture CBD having a massive banhammer arm, which is three times the size of his other arm.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (lgiXo)


Thor

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (CZm2G)

282 Don't change horses in mid pony.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (YA914)

283

Horse cock?

Go on...

Posted by: Hunter Biteme at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (/WEpn)

284
Funniest scene in TV sitcom history.

Mr Ed sliding into home plate in his tryout with the Dodgers.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (2DOZq)


https://youtu.be/AVm-HwAkVp8

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (+sD5M)

285 This is an astounding claim from Biden given that we now know that the DOJ has had a long and ongoing investigation into Hunter Biden's taxes. The investigation is serious enough that Attorney General William Barr kept it secret so it would not influence the election.

-----

Gee, thanks for the "favor" fuckwit.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at December 22, 2020 06:37 PM (cMXNt)

286 You can lead a pony to water, but you can't make him hoarse.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 06:37 PM (r+sAi)

287 In jersey dialect- motherfucker needs a ripping case of ass cancer.

Boston- muthafucka needs a ripping case of ass cancah



anybody want to add to it? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (9Om/r)

SoCal - Whoa, like, motherfucker needs a rippin' case of ass cancer, brah.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:37 PM (nakwk)

288 I see the Federalist is sliding back into the comfortable position of chiding the Democrats, and being shocked at their actions. Please give to the GOP and their blog.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 22, 2020 06:20 PM (J70i0)
*******
Actually, they've been pretty good chiding the Democrats during the Trump administration.
Sean Davis and Molly Hemingway to name a few have been excellent.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2020 06:37 PM (NpAcC)

289 Man From Snowy River ... Die Hard ... with one horse ponies ...
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (Cus5s)


Nice callback.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 22, 2020 06:37 PM (t+qrx)

290 Rafael Nadal's right arm is a lot bigger than his left.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:37 PM (lgiXo)

291
In jersey dialect- motherfucker needs a ripping case of ass cancer.

Boston- muthafucka needs a ripping case of ass cancah



anybody want to add to it? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (9Om/r)




Texas - Hell, jus shoot the sumbitch.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:37 PM (+sD5M)

292 Read that they made Mr. Ed's lips move using hooks and thin mylar string.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (CZm2G)

293 Every time it rains, it rains....ponies from Heaven.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (USW1s)

294 Okay, so I seem to still be here.

I just wanted to correct something I said earlier about Steve Bannon. His comment that the Insurrection Act is crazy talk was fleshed out later in the video (which was nearly an hour long), and his point was that it wasn't timely yet and he'd prefer people focus on putting pressure on the gop state legislatures who are in theory our people to act by Jan 3 in order to set up action in congress by Jan 6. He thinks it might be needed to deal with the commies' response once the states start flipping, but doesn't appear to consider the election theft itself to be insurrection to which it would apply.

I think there are some flaws in his thinking, but I don't want to misrepresent his position.

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (kOpft)

295 I always wanted a one horse pony when I was a little girl.

Posted by: Priscilla Biden at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (l3+k2)

296 281 249 I picture CBD having a massive banhammer arm, which is three times the size of his other arm.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:31 PM (lgiXo)


Thor

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (CZm2G)

From overuthe. Inflameth the tendonth.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (nakwk)

297 You can lead a horse to Walter, but you can't make a pig in a poker face. C'mon, man!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (x8Wzq)

298 Pffft! This Biden is an amateur. I talk to the
Moon, have sex with my sisters, and feed prisoners to wild beasts,
parade my wife around naked in front of my friends, make senators run
before my chariot...!



Hey! Where's my horse?

Posted by: Caligula, Emperor for REALS, not like that poseur, Biden the Elect at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (8/7u2)

You left out the time you had the roman army march down to the beach and swing their swords at the ocean to slay some mythical sea beast, then had them gather sea shells as war trophies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (9Om/r)

299 I suspect the guy is using Tor to get different IP's every page refresh, and most of those IP's are from shady European countries. htaccess deny file will weed out the worst countries.
https://www.countryipblocks.net/acl.php

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (buTO7)

300 I picture CBD feeding his banhammer with pure maple syrup.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (lgiXo)

301 A one horse pony walks into the barn one day and says hello to the goat.

The goat says "Are you not feeling well pony?"

The one horse pony says "No. Why do you ask?"

And then the goat says "Well.....you're a little horse!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (YA914)

302 I was rather more fond of Francis the Talking Mule than I was of Mr.Ed.

Francis was a veteran.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

303 "One-horse pony"? I had one of those. We called it "Wildfire."

Posted by: Michael Martin Murphey at December 22, 2020 06:39 PM (BsrgJ)

304 I remember the VP debates back in '08 and '12. All Biden ever does is laugh off every single question or say "come on man". This idiot has nothing upstairs....nothing, not even when he wasn't senile. Look at this idiots history. The only reason he has ever been considered for high office is that the globalists know he plays the game. They know he takes payoffs. He has been propped up by them for about 40 years.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2020 06:39 PM (h1jJh)

305 You're a one donkey show, man. C'mon Tijuana!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at December 22, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

306 I can see Joe sniffing a horse's mane.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 06:39 PM (0QYMt)

307 Sponge, shoot 'em and then piss on them.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:39 PM (PiO1Y)

308 I wish Spicer would quit holding his breath.

Posted by: dartist at December 22, 2020 06:39 PM (+ya+t)

309 Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:36 PM (+sD5M)

Thanks for that.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:40 PM (2DOZq)

310
"One Trick Pony in a One Horse Town" would be a cool name for a country band
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:35 PM (m45I2)


"It's a one-way street in a one-horse town"

The Clash, "Charlie Don't Surf," from Sandinista!, 1980.

Posted by: fktheleft at December 22, 2020 06:40 PM (lvXKd)

311 One Trick Pony in a One Horse Town's hit single?

He'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain whinny Comes

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:40 PM (m45I2)

312 310

CBD help

I got caught in the crossfire in the ONT by the troll reposting the whole blog

can the banhammer take a break from poofing me?
thanks

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 06:40 PM (r4bSV)

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

313 >>>I think there are some flaws in his thinking, but I don't want to misrepresent his position.
Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (kOpft)
-----------

I think he was telling Lin Wood to shut up and stay on point.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:41 PM (CZm2G)

314 Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (buTO7)

I have tried aggregating IPs but it doesn't work on the software, which has been tweaked and tortured so much that it is unrecognizable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:41 PM (xT2tT)

315 The pony will bite you on the asscheek everytime. Not to be trusted.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 06:41 PM (8bJHg)

316
Thanks for that.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:40 PM (2DOZq)


My pleasure. I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:41 PM (+sD5M)

317 Read that they made Mr. Ed's lips move using hooks and thin mylar string.
Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:38 PM (CZm2G)
.......

CALL PETA !!!

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

318 Sorry, Slappy. I'll never do it again.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 22, 2020 06:41 PM (UDapT)

319 Brought to you by One Mule Team Borax™

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:41 PM (m45I2)

320 Don't keep whipping that equine who's at room temperature, man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (WkPC9)

321 A one horse pony?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (DMUuz)

322 I'm just going to repost this for nic in case A) he's innocent and B) it otherwise disappears before CBD can see it.

307




CBD help



I got caught in the crossfire in the ONT by the troll reposting the whole blog



can the banhammer take a break from poofing me?

thanks

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 06:39 PM (r4bSV)

Posted by: Methos at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (kOpft)

323 140
What other slang sayings can Biden mess up?



You're crusin' for a beat down?



Instead of "cruising for a bruising."


you can beat a dead horse to water, but you can't make a silk purse from a pig-in-a-poke.

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (sGtp+)

324 199 I remember when our legislature had budget fights.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 06:26 PM (H5knJ)

...

We'd have to bring back budgets before we could bring back the fighting.

We had pretend fights about debt limits a couple years back.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (yL25O)

325
Mr Ed sliding into home plate in his tryout with the Dodgers.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (2DOZq)


Imagine how good the Dodgers could've been with Mr. Ed and Herman Munster in the same lineup.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (PtOP4)

326 Most incredible true life story of a horse is Sgt Reckless. They should make a movie.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (2DOZq)

327 A one horse slope and slay.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

328 A one horse pony?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (DMUuz)


Top. Man.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:43 PM (+sD5M)

329 Blucher!!

Posted by: Igor at December 22, 2020 06:43 PM (l3+k2)

330 can the banhammer take a break from poofing me?

thanks


Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 06:40 PM (r4bSV)

I unbanned that hash.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:43 PM (xT2tT)

331 You never want to be a One Otter Puppy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 06:43 PM (r+sAi)

332 A one horse pony?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

in a one horse soapin' sleigh

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 06:43 PM (arJlL)

333

test?



?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 06:44 PM (r4bSV)

334
I unbanned that hash.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:43 PM (xT2tT)


What's that a euphemism for?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:44 PM (+sD5M)

335 Did someone make a pony remark? When I was a little girl in Poland, I had a pony and I loved him!

Posted by: Manya at December 22, 2020 06:44 PM (USW1s)

336 "The pony will bite you on the asscheek everytime. Not to be trusted."

"you're lucky it wasn't Blitzer, he'd tear your package right off" Fatman.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 06:44 PM (Cus5s)

337 ?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 06:44 PM (r4bSV)

It''s alive, it's alive

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:44 PM (CZm2G)

338
test?



?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 06:44 PM (r4bSV)


Positive for Covid.

- The CDC

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the Dr. President Elect at December 22, 2020 06:44 PM (+sD5M)

339 A one horse pony?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (DMUuz)
.......

With girded loins.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

340 test?


Five by five.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

341 Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2020 06:42 PM (sGtp+)

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (WkPC9)

342 I have tried aggregating IPs but it doesn't work on the software, which has been tweaked and tortured so much that it is unrecognizable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:41 PM (xT2tT)

Could the auto de-MUMRizer be tweaked to deal with this thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (mzC78)

343 If you lead a horse to water and he doesn't drink- You're screwed.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (PiO1Y)

344 Good grief.

If they install that guy as president the next four years is gonna be a barrel full of monkey see, monkey do.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (YA914)

345 neigh! neigh!

Posted by: senator incitatus at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (UDapT)

346 "One horse pony" I came up with that one. It's just fun making him say nonsense and watch everyone pretend he isn't saying nonsense. BTW, I've got my fist so far up Joe's arse if you look closely you can see me giving you the finger from the back of his throat.

Posted by: The REAL POTUS Xi Jinping at December 22, 2020 06:46 PM (RGRIY)

347 With girded loins.
Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

Grid your lions!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 06:46 PM (x8Wzq)

348 Maybe a reversed tachyon burst through the deflector array will help.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

349 Could the auto de-MUMRizer be tweaked to deal with this thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (mzC7

No.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:47 PM (xT2tT)

350 Anyone who has visited my blog has seen my pony. He just stood there. I don't think he had ANY tricks. Dad got him from the discount bin.


Come to think of it, he may have been stuffed.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:47 PM (m45I2)

351 It's president Incitatus.

Posted by: Dr. Vivi at December 22, 2020 06:47 PM (USW1s)

352 344 Good grief.

If they install that guy as president the next four years is gonna be a barrel full of monkey see, monkey do.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:45 PM (YA914)
---------

They install that guy as president and it will be all our asses.

They won't need buses we'll all be in the poorhouse.

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 06:47 PM (CZm2G)

353 Duncanthrax, Mrs. E wants to know about Ace the blackkitty's current status.
Eromero, Certified Blackkitty Operative

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 06:47 PM (8bJHg)

354 What is a one horse pony?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
-------

$20.00, same as ...never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2020 06:47 PM (cGzEU)

355 WTF is a one horse pony? Is it related to a horse faced pony solider?

What a f'in embarrassment Joe is.

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2020 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

356 I wanna one horse pony for Christmas.
And truth over facts.
This is a big f*kin deal.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

357 Maybe he was thinking of John Kerry.

Posted by: davidt at December 22, 2020 06:48 PM (l3+k2)

358 Never get your loin girds from Harbor Freight. They will break at the worst possible time.

Posted by: f'd at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (L76VR)

359 Leader of the free world (-elect) says "One horse pony..."

Wither goeth the nation?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)

360 Ever go round the world with a one horse pony?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (OVEfo)

361 One horse pony > Donkey Punch

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (g8HvI)

362 Maybe a reversed tachyon burst through the deflector array will help.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

That's the first thing we tried. We are not amateurs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (xT2tT)

363


Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet !

thank you CBD, G'rump928(C) and Methos


and the next in the barrel will need a hazmat suit for the clean up

someone before me left a TON of used condoms in it( like a 40 pack??) and a whole bunch of AAA batteries


and it smells like that cheese made in Uzbekistan, the name I forget


PS I found a can of spraypaint all the Biden graphitti is mine....

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (r4bSV)

364 We're going to be saddled with this clown for four years?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)

365 A one-trick pony from a one-horse town?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (OssQ4)

366 Anyone who has visited my blog has seen my pony. He just stood there. I don't think he had ANY tricks. Dad got him from the discount bin.


Come to think of it, he may have been stuffed.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:47 PM (m45I2)



I have seen this pony.
And now that you mention it, it could be stuffed.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 06:50 PM (axyOa)

367 Grid your lions!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 06:46 PM (x8Wzq)

Gingham condoms!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:50 PM (xT2tT)

368 Joe is hi own species: Usurpus Presidentus Imbecilus

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2020 06:50 PM (gmo/4)

369 The Eromero family and the Duncanthrax family are the saviors of black kittens.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (PiO1Y)

370 " We're going to be saddled with this clown for four years?
Posted by: Muldoon "

No, only for a bit.

Posted by: Kommiela at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (L76VR)

371 Grill your Lions?

Posted by: Bosk at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (SWbVS)

372 We're going to be saddled with this clown for four years?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)

Immona say no. Not four years.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (x8Wzq)

373 Canada will have to be conquered soon. Give all the anons their women; they deserve a gf or wife for all their hard work the last 5 plus years.

https://www.rebelnews.com/
canadian_military_ordered_to_salute_china

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (ovk6y)

374 "One Horse Pony" is the worst porn movie I ever saw.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (evxBY)

375 Riding through the desert on a one horse pony with no name.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (r+sAi)

376 the thing is is is the donky punch best when served with surprise anal or should the be in different {}s?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (4Jold)

377 Is the one horse pony the one that bit AtC?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (yL25O)

378 We're going to be saddled with this clown for four years?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)

......

With the state of his mental health, it may not be furlong.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (YA914)

379 We're going to be saddled with this clown for four years?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)



There will be no reining in the comments from the Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (axyOa)

380


Gropin' Joe: He's a one trick knee, horse, pony and dog town show.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (UHbKC)

381 We're going to be saddled with this clown for four years?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM

Of course.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (OssQ4)

382 That's the first thing we tried. We are not amateurs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (xT2tT)

--------

Have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (kTF2Z)

383 I'm watching a video called Darth by Darthwest, which is Cary Grant from North by Northwest on the Millennium Falcon with the North by Northwest soundtrack. Silly, but it's well done and the soundtrack kinda works (likely because it's a great soundtrack).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (H5knJ)

384 I tweaked my de-MUMR-izer playing softball in a rec league one summer. Hurt like a sumbitch.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (m45I2)

385 CBD @ 362- God, I love this place. Suddenly my elbow don't hurt so bad and it ain't the medically prescribed Kraken.

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (8bJHg)

386 Seriously, Canada's military being forced to salute Xi is a big fricking deal.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (ovk6y)

387 Grid your lions!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 22, 2020 06:46 PM (x8Wzq)

Gingham condoms!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:50 PM (xT2tT)

Gangnam Condoms!

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

388 With the state of his mental health, it may not be furlong.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (YA914)

Nice...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (xT2tT)

389 This pony ain't big enough for the both of us.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (63Dwl)

390 Yeah, totes believable that this meat-puppet got 82-million votes - or to put that in context, more than 12-million more than Obama got running against Juan McVain.

Totes. Believable.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (4Yddh)

391 "Stay gold, Ponyboy."

Posted by: Johnny Cade at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (BsrgJ)

392 373 Canada will have to be conquered soon. Give all the anons their women; they deserve a gf or wife for all their hard work the last 5 plus years.

https://www.rebelnews.com/
canadian_military_ordered_to_salute_china
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (ovk6y)


Invite the women to a dance and then nab 'em. But please leave one for me. I'm lonely.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (lgiXo)

393 You know the second Sundowner the Usurper has control of the DOJ alk investigations of Hunter will be fired in the trash burner and Sundowner will start his administration scandal free.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 06:53 PM (Cxk7w)

394 Joey Biden is a complete fucking retard asshole. He's standing in the dark shouting at some lowlife reporter like anything either one has to say matters.

We live in strange times.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2020 06:53 PM (WOYcU)

395 We'll stirrup some way to get rid of him.

Posted by: Kommiela at December 22, 2020 06:53 PM (L76VR)

396 That's the first thing we tried. We are not amateurs.
Posted by: CharlieBr



you should try {{{{{ }}}}}s, everybody here is wild about the gangbang thingy.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 06:53 PM (4Jold)

397 Have we beaten the one horse pony to death yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2020 06:53 PM (r+sAi)

398 it may not be furlong.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger



*******


Heh. Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:53 PM (m45I2)

399 The degradation of the country is now complete.

And remember to compute the damage accurately: it's not just the active damage done by Biden and his gang of idiots, it's what will *not* happen because Trump is not there.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (OTzUX)

400 Joe's Gaffe-O-Matic should work wonders for our diplomacy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (0QYMt)

401 No, only for a bit.
-----------------------------
We'll rein him in, Wilbur!

Posted by: senator incitatus at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (UDapT)

402 SoCal - Whoa, like, motherfucker needs a rippin' case of ass cancer, brah.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 06:37 PM (nakwk)


NC -- Bless His Heart.

Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (PiwSw)

403 The laughing off accusations is Ho Harris's trait

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (Cxk7w)

404 Could we put in whatever remains of the mob instead? At least they knew enough to not strangle completely the businesses giving them protection and also that flaunting their crimes were a bad idea.

Posted by: Bete at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (Ojki1)

405 Stop me if you've heard these before.

Posted by: Kommiela at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (L76VR)

406 The degradation of the country is now complete.

And remember to compute the damage accurately: it's not just the active damage done by Biden and his gang of idiots, it's what will *not* happen because Trump is not there.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (OTzUX)


We have only begun to degrade.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (g8HvI)

407 Some non-politics related stuff.
I just upgraded my Plex server to a rasberry pi 4 8gb unit, with an Argon One M2 case and a 4TB m2 ssd and that 4tb drive gets synced to an external cheap 4tb mechanical HD via a cron job that runs at 3am.
It's a sweet setup.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 06:55 PM (5xQgm)

408 Let us all be spurred into action.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2020 06:55 PM (PiO1Y)

409 We're going to be saddled with this clown for four years?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)
.......

However long, Joe will be hilarious, and the media will be insufferable.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

410 Dang it. "Herd" these before.

Posted by: Kommiela at December 22, 2020 06:55 PM (L76VR)

411 Ben Had, we have seen a very nice 10 pt buck on my stand (executive grade) and Mrs. E told me today she doesn't care if she shoots him. She wants to make sausage and that means HOG!!

Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2020 06:55 PM (8bJHg)

412 Biden's AG won't be investigating Hunter

Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)

413 Joe's Gaffe-O-Matic should work wonders for our diplomacy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Holidsy Surprise! Gingerbread AOSHQ Barrels At
The Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (0QYMt)


I can't wait for him to meet the PM of India and ask him for a donut or slurpee.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 22, 2020 06:56 PM (UHbKC)

414 Seriously, Canada's military being forced to salute Xi is a big fricking deal.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 22, 2020 06:52 PM (ovk6y)

Canada needs to have a military coup, and hang all the Liberals from a gallows on Parliament Hill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2020 06:56 PM (mzC78)

415
We're going to be saddled with this clown for four years?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)



There will be no reining in the comments from the Horde.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (axyOa)



The mane thing is to keep our whips about us.

Posted by: DAK at December 22, 2020 06:56 PM (PtOP4)

416 Shit,

So biden is gonna take a swing at roberts as he's taking the oath,

"I do solemnly swear, to uphold the, you know, the what? constitution? the what? you know, take that you horse faced dog person thing!"

*grabs bible*
*whacks roberts on the back of the head with it*
*dies*

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2020 06:56 PM (W2Pud)

417
The several weeks since the attempted steal is the first time in over three decades that I have bothered to condition myself for upper-body endurance.

It's the dark-meat/white-meat thing. When I was a mirror athlete in my wasted youth, sustained exertion was never an issue since everything was about form and nothing was about function.

I will be in town on the 6th wearing my steel-toe boots. If things devolve into dragging trash into the street, I want to be able to go the distance.

I have no moral doubt. The cheat was rubbed into my face. There is only one correct response to that.

Posted by: fktheleft at December 22, 2020 06:56 PM (lvXKd)

418 We'll stirrup some way to get rid of him.
Posted by: Kommiela at December 22, 2020 06:53 PM (L76VR)



There will be some serious jockeying for jobs after he goes.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2020 06:56 PM (axyOa)

419 Rafael Nadal's right arm is a lot bigger than his left.



How did that happen ??


Posted by: runner at December 22, 2020 06:56 PM (zr5Kq)

420 @399
We always knew Trump was more of speed bump than a brick wall, we just thought he would be around for 8 years instead of four.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 06:57 PM (5xQgm)

421 Now Skip, the current AG doesn't see the need for a SC just because an incoming president's son is obviously and spectacularly corrupt and has criminal liability on several fronts, and because the incoming president has repeatedly publicly lied about his knowledge of much of the activity in question, and because none of it would have happened without the incoming president having been vice president at the time or just before it all happened.

I mean, come on. Be reasonable. No likelihood of even the appearance of conflict of interest, or undue influence on the DOJ, even comes to mind.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 06:57 PM (OTzUX)

422 The degradation of the country is now complete.

And remember to compute the damage accurately: it's not just the active damage done by Biden and his gang of idiots, it's what will *not* happen because Trump is not there.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (OTzUX)

We have only begun to degrade.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 22, 2020 06:54 PM (g8HvI)

It'll be like a collapsing sand pile - very slowly, and then all at once.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at December 22, 2020 06:57 PM (4Yddh)

423 Rafael Nadal's right arm is a lot bigger than his left.



H




when he was a kid he mad extra $ giving hand jobs at { } hol

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (4Jold)

424 "We always knew Trump was more of speed bump than a brick wall, we just thought he would be around for 8 years instead of four."

Almost verbatim what I've posted here numerous times, and what I've thought for several years.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (OTzUX)

425 Okay, now various congress critters are claiming that on January 6th, when the ballots are opened, they will object.

What, if anything, will happen if they object? Even if the majority of the swing state members of Congress object? I am a lawyer and cannot figure this out.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (Ggb9q)

426 Patrick Byrne and Sidney and Flynn met with Trump at the White House ... Sunday I think ... he does a summary of the meeting, but doesn't say much about what Trump said, (except the part where Trump said "see what I've been dealing with" about his own team being against him)


I think Powell was back at the WH the next day, and Byrne's team had suggested making Powell special counsel ... things would happen then, otherwise FBI has no interest in all the evidence they compiled, it had even been hidden from Trump. Good interview.


https://tinyurl.com/ydeexlce

Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (Cus5s)

427 Off to drive the jinglers on their joyful rounds. One lingering question - what is the appropriate carry pistol when jingling? My standard 9mm seems too informal, yet the .45 does not have a real Christmas vibe. Oh well, precious cargo, so I'll embrace the healing power of and.

Posted by: motionview at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (pYQR/)

428 Sundowner's scrambled eggs answers will be his end, Nanzi will go for the 25th Amendment. Foreign leaders won't be so nice knowing Sundowner is a idiot and a walk over.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (Cxk7w)

429 Did someone make a pony remark? When I was a little girl in Poland, I had a pony and I loved him!
Posted by: Manya

"Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony ?

All the pictures of immigrants comin' over on boats....I never saw one sittin' on a pony ! "

Posted by: JT at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (arJlL)

430

President-elect Joe Biden on Tuesday said the "darkest days" in the battle against the coronavirus pandemic "are ahead of us, not behind us," and urged Americans to prepare themselves for the struggle.

Posted by: CNN at December 22, 2020 06:58 PM (63Dwl)

431 Come on Yellowstone Caldera!

Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (gmo/4)

432 I'll bet the horde has a stampede of puns in the chute.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (kTF2Z)

433 Joe's my mane man!

Posted by: senator incitatus at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (UDapT)

434 Hello mudder, hello fodder.

Posted by: Alan Sherman at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (l3+k2)

435 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Doctor Shadout Mapes, the Doctor of Housekeeping at December 22, 2020 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

436 Nooder

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (SScvq)

437 @424
Indeed you have.

We're not cynical for the hell of it.

Like Roy Batty, We've seen things...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (5xQgm)

438 and urged Americans to prepare themselves for the struggle.



*touches nose*

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

439 Dr Jill will put him back on restriction

Posted by: Summer of Love at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (vBF/R)

440 Somebody should tell Joe the Injuns had horses. They used to ride them to the 7-11.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

441 My understanding from Rush is after objections of the vote is a objections and eventually a vote of representatives and the Democrats have the majority.

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (Cxk7w)

442 Biden looks like a martian in Mars Attack.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM (yTRuK)

443 I wouldn't push the "one horse pony" too much as evidence of senility. It doesn't sound like something any given person might say by accident.

My favorite example of Biden's senility is when he introduced his granddaughter as being Beau Biden, the dead son, then saying that many here had helped ol' Beau win his Senate seat, which never happened.

What's your favorite?

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (Ggb9q)

444 Trump got rid of Bannon after a few months. But kept sessions for 2 years. One of the great mysteries of his administration.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (aMSh/)

445 Dr Jill will put him back on restriction
Posted by: Summer of Love at December 22, 2020 07:00 PM

The Right Reverend Dr. Jill.

Show some rspect.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 22, 2020 07:01 PM (OssQ4)

446 377
Is the one horse pony the one that bit AtC?

i thought that was a moose. mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (v3pYe)

447 I first had Biden inflicted on me in .... .1981.

Oh yes.

Small event. Most there were thrilled he was there, because sitting senators rarely showed up. By the time he was done rambling with his inane comments and left, even those who had been smiling that a senator showed up had awkward looks on their faces.

And then in the Senate years later, Biden's nasty stupidity was always on display.

It was absurd enough that Obama was even considered for any important position - or McCain.

But this is quantum step down even from those absurdities.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2020 07:02 PM (OTzUX)

448 439 Dr Jill will put him back on restriction

She'll put him back on his medication. She's a doctor, you know!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at December 22, 2020 07:04 PM (Ggb9q)

449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_uCvRH3Rf0

Posted by: Braenyard says they don't call it The Biden Crime Family for nothing at December 22, 2020 07:05 PM (CZm2G)

450 Doocy should get off Joe's lawn.

Posted by: Oblivious at December 22, 2020 07:12 PM (Astxw)

451 382 That's the first thing we tried. We are not amateurs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2020 06:49 PM (xT2tT)

--------

Have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 22, 2020 06:51 PM (kTF2Z)

Have you checked to make sure your server is plugged in? Did you check the hamsters' vitals?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 22, 2020 07:20 PM (nakwk)

452 A reminder... Trump is not gone yet and hopefully will not be. If Biden does slime his way to an inauguration, he will hold no legal or modal power over us as he did not win.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 07:26 PM (/whhg)

453 Moral not modal.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 22, 2020 07:27 PM (/whhg)

454 I think he's laughing because he knows no one is going to do anything about it.

If he hadn't been elected president there would be a slight chance of embarrassment and pain. Now?

It's good to be the king.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 22, 2020 07:28 PM (+DS2f)

455 You can't pretend someone did nothing wrong until you pretend to do an investigation.

Posted by: MLCross at December 22, 2020 07:29 PM (K8Z2z)

456 You can lead a water horse but you can't meet her maker.

Posted by: klaftern at December 22, 2020 07:29 PM (RuIsu)

457 Darn it.

Posted by: Hamster Wrangler at December 22, 2020 07:39 PM (MqQvv)

458 13

Lol. Probably the only person in his family he didn't have sex with.

President elect asterisk. I hope Trump does something quickly, either shit or get off the pot. The clock is ticking as we are all aware.

Should Trump be victorious, there will be lots of people shitting themselves. The stench will be glorious.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 22, 2020 07:51 PM (gtu/X)

459 The heck with him, how about Dr. Jill? Will Dr. Jill go gentle into that good night?

Posted by: Viator at December 22, 2020 08:07 PM (89mvl)

460 Willie Brown told me he is Kamela's One Horse Pony.

Posted by: Bi den at December 22, 2020 08:07 PM (TRQjl)

461
Funniest scene in TV sitcom history.

Mr Ed sliding into home plate in his tryout with the Dodgers.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 22, 2020 06:34 PM (2DOZq)


https://youtu.be/AVm-HwAkVp8

or when Mr. Ed was driving a truck and signaled a left turn by sticking his hoof out

Posted by: rozel at December 22, 2020 08:25 PM (EJ2Rs)

462 Well at least the Village Idiot will be surrounded by diversity hires.

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2020 08:34 PM (w/5KC)

463 The States Assemblies need to use power that people were never told they possess and fix their mess. Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Nevada need to do this and while they are at it they need to remove Dominion machines from their states.

Will they, no. Sackless asshats, here comes the free shit parade for 4 years and if they do nothing to fix this shit before the next general election assholes like Mitt Romney will be happy to eat table scraps.

Burn this free shit parade down... States need to take action.

Posted by: Gbone at December 22, 2020 09:39 PM (+tPbz)

464 Among Xiden's major character defects is his long established enabling of his crack-addicted son's access to life-threatening drugs. If Xiden was not so addicted himself to his share of the graft, he could have cut Hunter off from his supply. That Xiden would not do so, valuing graft over his son's welfare, speaks more to his base character than his fondling and sniffing young girls and women, lying, plagiarism, grifting, petty boasting and hardly disguised nastiness. Xiden is a despicable person and has been since forever.

Posted by: Larry Brasfield at December 22, 2020 09:48 PM (Y0LZd)

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