"Covid Relief Bill" Contains a Huge Amount of Spending on Nancy Pelosi's Pet Leftwing Agenda Items, Like, Again, $40 Million for Her Precious Kennedy Center

We're spending money on a publicly-subsidized performance center whose tickets go to politicians and their corporate crony friends, even though you're not allowed to sit in an audience?

She has been trying to smuggle that into covid bills for a year.

And apparently, Super-Tough Guy "Cocaine Mitch" has given in.

And it only gets worse.

Here are some selected "Covid Emergency Relief" items:



This bill is so filthy with pork, and rushed through as an emergency measure so that no one has the time to read what the fuck it says, that even AOC objects to it:

Had enough yet?


What is the point of electing Republicans if this is the bullshit they force on us?

Posted by: Ace at 06:31 PM




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1 Read it

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 06:33 PM (1aJ+m)

2 Bam

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 06:33 PM (kTF2Z)

3 I'll get others

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 06:33 PM (1aJ+m)

4 VETO

Posted by: Mondo Machismo at December 21, 2020 06:33 PM (7Sjx5)

5 Ok, everyone got everything they want? Took care of Pakistani trannys, racehorses...yeah. Did we get the starving pigmies down in New Guinea? Cool. Oh fuck, we forgot US citizens! Ok, throw in $600 at the end.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 06:34 PM (kTF2Z)

6 Second the VETO

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 06:35 PM (zTThE)

7 Not enough lube to take what we about to get.

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 06:35 PM (1aJ+m)

8 yikes, read the content. Now lets see what #.

Posted by: sassy at December 21, 2020 06:35 PM (tUGnI)

9
Do you want people to DIE??!?!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (mht8P)

10 Can we hope it gets vetoed? Trump vetoed spending bills before.

Posted by: sassy at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (tUGnI)

11 That's all they ever do, everyone knew it would

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (Cxk7w)

12 I hope Trump vetoes this steaming pile of penguin shit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (Vxu+H)

13 I called my Congressman - I just got 9M for my hang nail! Suckers!

Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (w2LAm)

14 We're boned anyway, might as well go out in massive debt.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (okGHj)

15 Fuck this bill, and fuck the GOP. Fat piggies want to go back to the way things were before Trump. Not going to happen.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (jOcSX)

16 This is my new favorite:
"The Covid relief bill creates a commission tasked with educating consumers about the dangers associated with using or storing portable
fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (IbxQb)

17 If you don't have time to read it, then it is a default NO vote.
How stupid (or evil) do you have to be to not follow this guideline?

Definite VETO.

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (ufFY8)

18 I see this disqualifying a lot of Republicans that want to run in 2024 for President. And I'm including Trump on that list.

What exactly did conservatives get for getting this bill through a Republican Senate and Republican White House?

I need more than angry tweets going forward.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (gkdnV)

19 I say it should be bigger. Spend moar. Burn it down faster. Throw more money nobody actually has around. Get it over with faster.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (KZzsI)

20 $2000 for every citizen. One sentence bill. Otherwise Trump should veto.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (kTF2Z)

21 Do you want people to DIE??!?!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (mht8P)


Is this a trick question?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (t+qrx)

22 "Covid Relief Bill" Contains a Huge Amount of Spending on Nancy Pelosi's Pet Leftwing Agenda Items, Like, Again, $40 Million for Her Precious Kennedy Center

That's a lot of money to spend on water safety instruction, but at least it's a worthwhile endeavor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

23 you have to pass it to see what's in it

Posted by: Palomino! at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (sGtp+)

24 I mean, he's got to veto it, right? they are basically daring him to do it...
Is this an attempt to turn people away from him?
Another in the 1,000,000 examples that the DC folks don't get it?

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (zTThE)

25 Per John Cornyn ol the Senate will vote 5,000 pages of our money away at 10:30 PM tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (CZm2G)

26 Trump should veto the bill and tell Congress he will sign one, in the exact same amount, if the total is divided equally among all legal citizens and LPR's minus handling fees, which will be closely audited. Socialism? Hell, equity.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (puu6v)

27 12
I hope Trump vetoes this steaming pile of penguin shit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (Vxu+H)

He better. WTF does he have to lose?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (IbxQb)

28 #SaveTheMajority

We need patriots to rally to win Georgia Senate seats!!!!

Send $50 now with 5x matching to help keep the Democrats from taking control of the government!!

We need your help to put true Patriots like Loeffler and Perdue back in Washington to stop the Democrats and their socialist agenda!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (NpZtQ)

29 God help me, but I agree with AOC.


I think adequate time needs to be provided for her to read the bill before voting on it.


This, of course, will necessitate someone teaching her how to read.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (nruqA)

30 The graft must flow!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (0QYMt)

31 Trump should declare it DOA and then wish the Country a Merry Christmas.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (cGC1t)

32
Legislative Summary: Time to PAR-TAY!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (mht8P)

33 >>>"The Covid relief bill creates a commission tasked with educating consumers about the dangers associated with using or storing portable
fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame.

I immediately thought: "Someone's donors are making a fuel container which is being marketed as safer to use, and so asked his pet congressman to spend federal taxpayer dollars to create an advertising campaign for his product."

I'm ill.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (nuqdl)

34 $10,000,000 for gender progrom in Pakiland.


Yes, we throw all tranny fags off building; by George.


Pakistan

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

35 Burt may be onto something with his suicide training.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (2GPSc)

36 The musicians that once performed at Kennedy Center will get nothing.
They now all have jobs with Uber or Amazon, likely.

Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (w7KSn)

37 I for one am just glad we finally found proof that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is sentient.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (uW/AF)

38 >>$10,000,000 for gender progrom in Pakiland.


Pohk-E-Land. Please.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (cGC1t)

39 I haven't recovered from the election Reichstag moment, so I'm almost to the point of saying "what the hell, let's just accelerate the decay so that the new Dark Ages get here more quickly". Apparently, our leaders agree with me.
I won't live to see the re-Renaissance, but it should be really something.


Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (v16oJ)

40 I remember listening to gender programs on the radio.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (63Dwl)

41 Well, fuck.

I don't even know how to process this anymore.

I am burning out. Just like they want.

Wait. The Leftists want me to give up. Naw gonna do it!

(deep breaths)

I'm okay. Just need to step away for a while and think about dinner.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (x8Wzq)

42 No words.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 06:40 PM (9hauA)

43 I hope Trump vetoes this steaming pile of penguin shit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (Vxu+H)

He better. WTF does he have to lose?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

________________

Trump tweeted "Get It Done" last night.

He's not vetoing anything.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2020 06:40 PM (gkdnV)

44 We need your help to put true Patriots like Loeffler and Perdue back in Washington to stop the Democrats and their socialist agenda!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (NpZtQ)



Now Bitter, I understand your frustration, but right now we have to do it, it's our best chance.

The Democrats are laughing at us, giving up is what they want.

You don't want to give the Democrats that satisfaction do you?

We can rally and take back the House in 2022.

We must save the Senate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (NpZtQ)

45 I'll get others
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 06:33 PM

For these politicians? Summon the otters.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (rBtIz)

46 As the Comedian sagely opined before being thrown out a window...

It's a Joke, it's a all a joke.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (5xQgm)

47
No relief $$$ for independent restaurants?

Posted by: Glenn John at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (LilNs)

48 DC is back in business baby! Money laundering, corruption and graft for all DC politicos!
Back in business, and ain't it grand. Let the good times roll. Back to normal, back to usual. Let the good times roll.

Posted by: Revenant at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (//ATM)

49 The Covid relief bill creates a commission tasked with educating "consumers about the dangers associated with using or storing portable fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame."

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Excuse my french, but TPTB are fucking with us. Not that I didn't know that before, but still...

Now that they believe they can steal an election right in front of our eyes, why bother with niceties?

Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (RU4sa)

50 I for one am just glad we finally found proof that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is sentient.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (uW/AF)

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Well, let's not get carried away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

51 Genderless Children
have a harder time
when Mother
is Grandpa

Posted by: Eric Clapton at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (cGC1t)

52 From the last thread:

The United States has reached the looting stage that is the hallmark of all end stage empires, only this one is particularly trashy, per usual.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 06:42 PM (puu6v)

53 And trump is gonna sign this monstrosity?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 21, 2020 06:42 PM (Zmnko)

54 If Trump doesn't put them all in Gitmo we are going to have hell for the next... Dominion is in and we are out

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 06:42 PM (CZm2G)

55 I immediately thought: "Someone's donors are making a fuel container which is being marketed as safer to use, and so asked his pet congressman to spend federal taxpayer dollars to create an advertising campaign for his product."

I'm ill.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM

You're too young to be so cynical, ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2020 06:42 PM (rBtIz)

56 16 This is my new favorite:
"The Covid relief bill creates a commission tasked with educating consumers about the dangers associated with using or storing portable
fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (IbxQb)

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These younger generations don't know shit.

Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 06:42 PM (RU4sa)

57 50
I for one am just glad we finally found proof that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is sentient.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (uW/AF)



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Well, let's not get carried away.


She's busty. That should be enough.

Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 06:42 PM (v16oJ)

58 I for one am just glad we finally found proof that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is sentient.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (uW/AF)



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Well, let's not get carried away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

Blind squirrel, acorn. yada, yada.

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2020 06:42 PM (gmo/4)

59 I want to run for office and just be totally honest. " I'm running for the grift, and maybe to score with some women out of my league. I'll promise you a lot of Bull shit that I'll never get done, wrap it up in God and country, and I'll keep the scam going until you vote me out. Which you never will. I'm josephistan and I approve this message."

Posted by: Josephistan at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (1b9NW)

60 I'm all out of shocked faces.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (nxdel)

61 55 I immediately thought: "Someone's donors are making a fuel container which is being marketed as safer to use, and so asked his pet congressman to spend federal taxpayer dollars to create an advertising campaign for his product."

I'm ill.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM

You're too young to be so cynical, ace.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2020 06:42 PM (rBtIz)

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That doesn't mean he isn't correct.

Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (RU4sa)

62 This is 3rd world level stuff.

In Nigeria, politicians would carry bags of actual cash. This is the basically same thing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (9hauA)

63 At least the Romans got Bread and Circuses...

We'll get moldy pita and a Meat Puppet Show.

Or alternatively....

A bravura, multi-act production of The Aristocrats headlined by Lena Dunham and Michael Moore.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (5xQgm)

64 What is the point of electing Republicans if this is the bullshit they force on us?
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Elections are not the solution to any of the problems facing us.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (kOpft)

65 The Gastank Dildo Candle is out? The Gastank Dildo Candle is out?!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (7Sjx5)

66 FFS. Unbelievable except nothing is beyond belief today.

Posted by: Ziba at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (S1hrL)

67 I immediately thought: "Someone's donors are making a
fuel container which is being marketed as safer to use, and so asked
his pet congressman to spend federal taxpayer dollars to create an
advertising campaign for his product."



I'm ill.

Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (nuqdl)

It's 100% something like that. I was thinking some Congressman's kid just graduated with an education degree and needs a 6-figure "job".

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (IbxQb)

68 Do you want people to DIE??!?!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (mht8P)


Ummm... Which people are we talkin about here? Cause I have a little list. Ok so maybe its not exactly little. But I'm sure that's fine.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 21, 2020 06:44 PM (Vxu+H)

69 $600 for 300 million people is.... 180 billion. Out of 2.4 trill.

I can't help but imagine that a Trump dictatorship would be vastly preferable to all of this.

Posted by: trev006 at December 21, 2020 06:44 PM (vsVIf)

70 $40 million for the Kennedy Center? They should just hire the Hometown Guy, he'd probably do it for $40K.

Posted by: wth at December 21, 2020 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

71 They need to be burned alive. Seriously, Congress is beyond repair. It's irredeemable. Unfixable. Insane. Out of control. They are literally killing America. Good G*d......

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 21, 2020 06:44 PM (O+I8R)

72 I won't waste time pointing how Paul "Traitor" Ryan kept this level of crap going when he had a chance to pass a real budget and failed like the miserable POS he truly is.

Well done, Uniparty Establishment, well done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 06:44 PM (87oRe)

73
325 million Americans. $600 apiece. That's 200 billion. Who's getting the rest?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 06:44 PM (mht8P)

74 The Covid relief bill sets aside funds to investigate the "1908 Springfield Race Riot"




Who knew that a 112 year old race riot investigation. could help with Covid. Who knew?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 06:44 PM (SWPtj)

75 you have to get fucked in the ass and LIKE IT before you know whose cock it is

Posted by: Hands at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (786Ro)

76 It is everything they couldn't even get Obama to sign off on.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (/Dgcm)

77 Now Bitter, I understand your frustration, but right now we have to do it, it's our best chance.

The Democrats are laughing at us, giving up is what they want.

You don't want to give the Democrats that satisfaction do you?

We can rally and take back the House in 2022.

We must save the Senate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (NpZtQ)


F*ck you Bitter.

The GOP are just as bad as the Democrats dude. Hell they are f*cking worse. At least the Democrats don't ask me for votes and money.

F*ck them. I don't give sh*t if the damn GOP wins the damned Senate. They are all a bunch of traitors.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (NpZtQ)

78 62 This is 3rd world level stuff.

In Nigeria, politicians would carry bags of actual cash. This is the basically same thing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (9hauA)

The biggest difference is the Nigerian currency will be worth something in ten years.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (puu6v)

79 How much of that bill supports botox treatments?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (lgiXo)

80 We should all get in on the ground floor of a wheel barrow manufacturing plant.

Where the Masterminds are taking us, everyone will need a wheel barrow to tote around 50 million dollars in notes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (5xQgm)

81
Well, let's not get carried away.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (kTF2Z)

________

Even a blind truffle is stopped twice a day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (mht8P)

82 >>>I for one am just glad we finally found proof that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is sentient.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 06:39 PM (uW/AF)

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Could just mean that AOC got shut out of the graft by peelousy, is pissed, and wants more time to get her piece of the pie included.

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (1aJ+m)

83 That doesn't mean he isn't correct.
Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM

*nods sagely*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (rBtIz)

84 We are being ruled by a minority of assholes. I'm not sure how we fix this. In the meantime I'm pouring another glass of wine.

Posted by: spypeach at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (Up/Jb)

85 No point voting for Republicans. Bunch of leeches.

Posted by: Ziba at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (S1hrL)

86 Is getting drunk on a random Monday forbidden?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (lgiXo)

87
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
VETO
VETO
VETO

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

88 $2.5 trillion *relief* bill
Is this ON TOP OF the next "regular spending" bill - er, I mean continuing resolution?

Posted by: Hands (he/him/600 bucks is 600 bucks) at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (786Ro)

89 I don't think trump will veto it but if AOC is questioning it, it should give him pause. I hope trump is disguised enough with everything that he would propose the $1000 a month that Yang wanted. It would be enough to get them to stop it and do something else.

Posted by: megthered at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (SM/op)

90 Trump tweeted "Get It Done" last night.



He's not vetoing anything.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2020 06:40 PM (gkdnV)

Given his post-election "legal strategy" and now this I'm now willing to believe that he really didn't want a 2nd term.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (IbxQb)

91 You forgot the $100 Million to study the sex habits of Gay Hamsters...........

Posted by: James at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (nOJDr)

92 We must save the Senate.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (NpZtQ)

Remember when 11 Senate Republicans betrayed the American people by voting to override the President's national emergency?

You voting doesn't directly hurt me, but you must give us the courtesy of remaining silent when we burn down Congress with everyone still inside.

Posted by: trev006 at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (vsVIf)

93 The Covid relief bill also includes $10 million for "gender programs" in Pakistan



I'm sure all of the people who have lost their jobs and businesses because of covid shut downs can rest easy tonight knowing that gender programs in Pakistan will get that money.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (SWPtj)

94 The biggest difference is the Nigerian currency will be worth something in ten years.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (puu6v)

Let's not get carried away. Although you could say the US dollar will be happy to worth as much (little) as Nigerian currency in 10 years.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (9hauA)

95 I want to run for office and just be totally honest. " I'm running for the grift, and maybe to score with some women out of my league. I'll promise you a lot of Bull shit that I'll never get done, wrap it up in God and country, and I'll keep the scam going until you vote me out. Which you never will. I'm josephistan and I approve this message."
Posted by: Josephistan at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (1b9NW)
........

You forgot to tell us which party so we can start printing the ballots.

Posted by: wth at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

96 I'm shocked, shocked I say, that John Cornyn is okay with this.

Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (v16oJ)

97 We must save the Senate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (NpZtQ)


Don't you just love it when the best option is not really a great, or even a good, option, but it is the "least worst option" available to us?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (87oRe)

98 F*ck you Bitter.

The GOP are just as bad as the Democrats dude. Hell they are f*cking worse. At least the Democrats don't ask me for votes and money.

F*ck them. I don't give sh*t if the damn GOP wins the damned Senate. They are all a bunch of traitors.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (NpZtQ)


Well you do whatever you want Bitter.

The rest of us are still fighting and we aren't giving up the franchise. Our best bet is to take it over and rebuild it from within.

We are all tired of your eeyoring here. You are just bringing everyone down and demoralizing everybody.

If you don't want to fight, just stop coming to this blog.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (NpZtQ)

99 I used to put areosole cans in a bucket of gasoline and light it. Endust made a nice fireball. Mom got suspicious when there were no spray cans in the house.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (4vNgL)

100 325 million Americans. $600 apiece. That's 200 billion. Who's getting the rest?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 06:44 PM (mht8P)



The politicians and their families/cronies. The US government is one big racket

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (SWPtj)

101 69

what makes you think 300M are getting 600 ??

wife and I haven't gotten a dime

probably more like 150M - but, I get the point

Posted by: Big Star at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (pvJV4)

102 Had enough yet?

What is the point of electing Republicans if this is the bullshit they force on us?

Posted by: Ace at 06:31 PM

I think they all know it is about to crash. Just want one more big payday.

Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (yfoZs)

103 >>> Is getting drunk on a random Monday forbidden?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (lgiXo)

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Countdown ends for me as soon as I get back from the gym.

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (1aJ+m)

104 To quote AtC:

READ THE FUCKING BILL YOU MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!

I think I got that right.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (kTF2Z)

105 Ponzi schemes all the way around....

Spend baby spend! The sooner we go bankrupt the better.

Up next all those fat, "private" retirement accounts to be claimed by the likes of Joe Biden in the name of BLM.

Socialism is fun!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

106 I wandered off for a walk and I crossed in front of the Kennedy Center. It isn't all that in real life. I didn't go in, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (TRWjL)

107 Is getting drunk on a random Monday forbidden?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM

Here?
Pretty sure it's required.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (rBtIz)

108 49
The Covid relief bill creates a commission tasked with educating
"consumers about the dangers associated with using or storing portable
fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame."



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Excuse my french, but TPTB are fucking with us. Not that I didn't know that before, but still...



Now that they believe they can steal an election right in front of our eyes, why bother with niceties?

Posted by: SMH at December 21, 2020 06:41 PM (RU4sa)


Seriously, who would want to be on that "commission"? Is that really going to look good on a resume?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (IbxQb)

109
If you don't want to fight, just stop coming to this blog.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (NpZtQ)


F*ck you Bitter.

Maybe I won't then. Enjoy your failure theatre you f*cking cuck.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (NpZtQ)

110 The Covid relief bill creates a commission tasked with educating consumers about the dangers associated with using or storing portable fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame.
--------------------------------

New propane tank design for the grill coming?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 21, 2020 06:49 PM (iEx0u)

111 I'm sure all of the people who have lost their jobs and businesses because of covid shut downs can rest easy tonight knowing that gender programs in Pakistan will get that money.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (SWPtj)

You mean "gender" "programs" in "Pakistan".

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 06:49 PM (9hauA)

112 I used to put areosole cans in a bucket of gasoline and light it. Endust made a nice fireball. Mom got suspicious when there were no spray cans in the house.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (4vNgL)



She should be happy there was still a house...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 21, 2020 06:49 PM (ZSK0i)

113

Gay Hamsters will open for Transsexual Afghan Gas Cans at the Kennedy Center.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 21, 2020 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

114 what makes you think 300M are getting 600 ??

wife and I haven't gotten a dime

probably more like 150M - but, I get the point

Posted by: Big Star at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (pvJV4)

Well, I did want optimism. But you are right, and you may certainly go to the front of the line for torches.

Posted by: trev006 at December 21, 2020 06:49 PM (vsVIf)

115 F*ck you Bitter.

Maybe I won't then. Enjoy your failure theatre you f*cking cuck.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (NpZtQ)



You're beginning to worry me there, Sparky.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 21, 2020 06:49 PM (ZSK0i)

116 Need a new party, this bullshit is nauseating to behold. Literally sick to my stomach. Fucking cocksuckers one and all. To hell with all of congress!!

Keep fighting President Trump! Patriots still support you. Paste eating retard will never be my president...Spit...

Posted by: Al Swearingen at December 21, 2020 06:50 PM (YJ7Ax)

117 We are being ruled by a minority of assholes. I'm not sure how we fix this. In the meantime I'm pouring another glass of wine.

Posted by: spypeach at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (Up/Jb)


My dear SP, I hate to be pedantic, but I think you misspelled "majority"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 06:50 PM (87oRe)

118 Hey, if it gets Nancy back to her 12 buck a pint ice cream early for Christmas then I'm all for it. As we all should be...

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 21, 2020 06:50 PM (4uSHG)

119 The GOP are just as bad as the Democrats dude. Hell they are f*cking worse. At least the Democrats don't ask me for votes and money.

F*ck them. I don't give sh*t if the damn GOP wins the damned Senate. They are all a bunch of traitors.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

_______________

We have to put Trump in that same category if he signs it, which he will. In fact he's twisting arms to get it done.

We can't do the whole McConnell bad/Trump good dance.

Trump could easily stop this dead in its tracks.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2020 06:50 PM (gkdnV)

120 F*ck you Bitter.

The GOP are just as bad as the Democrats dude. Hell they are f*cking worse. At least the Democrats don't ask me for votes and money.

F*ck them. I don't give sh*t if the damn GOP wins the damned Senate. They are all a bunch of traitors.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (NpZtQ)

Well you do whatever you want Bitter.

The rest of us are still fighting and we aren't giving up the franchise. Our best bet is to take it over and rebuild it from within.

We are all tired of your eeyoring here. You are just bringing everyone down and demoralizing everybody.

If you don't want to fight, just stop coming to this blog.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (NpZtQ

Are you arguing with yourself or did I miss something?

Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2020 06:50 PM (yfoZs)

121 Why can't these guys just pass a clean bill to help the American people ????? Why is all this bullshit in here ???

VETO THIS MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!!

Posted by: Billy Jack at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM (nqN11)

122 Trump's not vetoing this. Heck, he wanted to spend more.

Most people want the freebies. They are loud and strong and some of them are really hurting due to gov't incompetence over the covid. They don't care about the pork and stupidity in the bill.

I just think that this makes the crashing into the wall come that much sooner. It's going to take that to rebuild. Of course, I've been saying that about Illinois finances for a long while, and somehow it keeps going along..

Posted by: lizabth at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM (L3Rsz)

123 Do you want people to DIE??!?!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (mht8P)


People who store their gas cans in the fireplace? I don't want them to die, Nature does.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM (IbxQb)

124 $2.5 trillion *relief* bill
Is this ON TOP OF the next "regular spending" bill - er, I mean continuing resolution?
Posted by: Hands (he/him/600 bucks is 600 bucks) at December 21, 2020 06:46 PM (786Ro)
........

We're gonna need moar cheddar.

Posted by: wth at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

125 Stop reelecting incumbents.

You know plenty of Republicans will gladly vote for this with "their friends across the aisle."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM (bbC8j)

126 I agree with Bitter

Posted by: Hands (he/him/the 5th Beatle) at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM (786Ro)

127
Let's not get carried away. Although you could say the US dollar will be happy to worth as much (little) as Nigerian currency in 10 years.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (9hauA)

I'll agree neither will be a reserve currency in a generation although the Nigerian version may be a better collectible. To this day Roman coins minted two millennia ago are worth very little because there are so many of them still being found in piles.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM (puu6v)

128 Until they fear you none of this changes. Sit back and enjoy your own money being forcibly taken and then being to destroy you.

You silly little serfs don't even get to vote anymore. They stole that from you in November. Forever.

Enjoy being bled dry - they'll take your guns next - will you let them?

I bet you will.

Posted by: HempRopeAndStreetlight at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM (SuGQn)

129 >>>You mean "gender" "programs" in "Pakistan".
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 06:49 PM (9hauA)

=======

That's Pock-eestan, you deplorable.

Posted by: The Won at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM (1aJ+m)

130 Bitter Clinger is correct.

Posted by: Methos at December 21, 2020 06:52 PM (kOpft)

131 Is Warren Buffet getting a share so he won't have to run banner ads at Ace's that eff-up loading on handheld devices??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2020 06:52 PM (UDapT)

132 Well can I buy your Omnibus?
i want it
i want it
YOU CAN'T HAVE It

Posted by: wth at December 21, 2020 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

133 This whole thing reminds me of Dubya Bush signing TARP on his way out of office, and made me rethink a lot of things.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2020 06:53 PM (gkdnV)

134 I don't think we will see any difference whether the Dims have the senate or the repubs have the senate. they are going to give them whatever they want so I don't see the importance of voting in Georgia. You talk about holding them accountable, no one in DC is accountable for anything they do. It's all just for show, the people who vote for anything are just as stupid as the elites think they are.

Posted by: megthered at December 21, 2020 06:53 PM (SM/op)

135 Yeah, if Biden is the next figurehead, then let it all burn.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Without Standing Deplorable Ian Galt at December 21, 2020 06:53 PM (ufFY8)

136 They're all Assholes, sir! - Spaceballs

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 06:54 PM (4I/2K)

137 Trump could easily stop this dead in its tracks.
Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2020 06:50 PM (gkdnV)

Oh, I'm sure the Uniparty would magically come up with the votes to override the veto if he did. Still, the last four years show that Donald Trump has done everything in his power to avoid provoking genuine constitutional crises. The media hates him for it, of course, but I appreciate that he wants to maintain American norms and prosperity, even when that is no longer tenable. He will be a fine dictator, at least compared to any alternative.

Posted by: trev006 at December 21, 2020 06:54 PM (vsVIf)

138 106 I wandered off for a walk and I crossed in front of the Kennedy Center. It isn't all that in real life. I didn't go in, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (TRWjL)

The vaults inside are impressive.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 06:54 PM (puu6v)

139 Broseidon's 1st Dictate As Neo-Kaiser -

All members of Congress are given a quiz on the entire contents of any bill before voting on it. If they pass, they may vote on the bill and also get a fruit cup. If they fail, beaten to death with a tire iron.

Posted by: Broseidon at December 21, 2020 06:54 PM (icI8A)

140 VETO
*shuts down government*
mic drop, walks off stage

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at December 21, 2020 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

141 And yet, the NeverTrumpers kept complaining on Trump being fiscally irresponsible. Nothing this horrible passed under his watch.

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 21, 2020 06:54 PM (J70i0)

142 You mean "gender" "programs" in "Pakistan".

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 06:49 PM (9hauA)


I was beginning to worry when you seemed to be becoming a bit cynical, then I caught myself and decided no, my Queen has analyzed this scenario exactly right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 06:54 PM (87oRe)

143 Next they'll go after the other Darwin Awards.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 21, 2020 06:54 PM (BMmaB)

144 Canadian observer here, so you know, pot, kettle, and all that.

But I really have to ask: why are you guys not already lining up people against walls? This bill reads worse than the train of abuses and usurpations part of the Declaration.

Hell, the train in the Declaration was a kiddie ride compared to 2020.

Posted by: Lickmuffin at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (gaQBu)

145 Bitter Johnson is right!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (kTF2Z)

146 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (arJlL)

147 Oregon armed protestors at the state capitol.

https://behindtheblack.com/behind-the-black/points-of-information/oregon-protest-live/

Where is the Gorilla, Oregon Muse, when you need him?


And no, they do not want free Shiite. They want the state to stop shutting things down

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (KqiMr)

148 We're gonna need moar cheddar.
Posted by: wth at December 21, 2020 06:51 PM

Talk to Zod. He'll hook you up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (rBtIz)

149 You all hafta find a way to avoid outrage fatigue.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (WQZ1O)

150 I don't think I can live in an America where the propane-powered flaming dildo is regulated out of existence.

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (7Sjx5)

151
Just take that 600 bucks that we so generously allocated to you miserable wretches, and shut up.

-nazi pelosi

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (zr5Kq)

152 Nothing tickles your fanny like a Pakistani Tranny.

Posted by: wth at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

153 112, we had a big back yard. My childhood was normal. Mom and Dad were happy if they went out together and my brother and I were still alive when they got home. Babysitters were a waste of money.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 21, 2020 06:56 PM (4vNgL)

154 Oh, I'm sure the Uniparty would magically come up with the votes to override the veto if he did. Still, the last four years show that Donald Trump has done everything in his power to avoid provoking genuine constitutional crises. The media hates him for it, of course, but I appreciate that he wants to maintain American norms and prosperity, even when that is no longer tenable. He will be a fine dictator, at least compared to any alternative.
Posted by: trev006

________________

Make them do it, what does Trump have to lose at this point?

I would want to leave with the base loving me instead of having 2nd thoughts.

This bill undermines just about everything Trump ran on.

Posted by: Blago at December 21, 2020 06:56 PM (gkdnV)

155 >>>Hell, the train in the Declaration was a kiddie ride compared to 2020.
Posted by: Lickmuffin at December 21, 2020 06:55 PM (gaQBu)

=======

There's probably a good reason citizens are not allowed to have firearms in DC.

Posted by: The Won at December 21, 2020 06:56 PM (1aJ+m)

156 They combined the COVID relief bill with the continuing resolution omnibus. Trump wont veto it, and if he does (which he should) they will override it and use it to continue to marginalize him.

Posted by: Revenant at December 21, 2020 06:56 PM (//ATM)

157 Is it time yet?

Posted by: The real reason for the 2nd at December 21, 2020 06:57 PM (/6GbT)

158 Ace must be doing something right, the scum cannot resist trying to prevent coherent discussion!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 06:57 PM (87oRe)

159 She's busty. That should be enough.
Posted by: pep at December 21, 2020 06:42 PM (v16oJ)
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If she doesn't have an awkward wardrobe moment soon those sandias will be better hidden.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 06:57 PM (CZm2G)

160 Off dog-eating sock

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 06:57 PM (1aJ+m)

161 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (NpZtQ)

You're beginning to worry me there, Sparky.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 21, 2020 06:49
------------------------

Hang in there Bitter. Prayers up, bud. Prayers up, for all of us.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 21, 2020 06:57 PM (iEx0u)

162 Trump needs to veto this

it's an ABOMINATION

Posted by: MISTRESSBlackOrchid at December 21, 2020 06:57 PM (j9HX3)

163 Some days I really wish Flight 93 had made it to the Capitol Building.

While in full session.

But I wager even a full house cleaning wouldn't have made much difference, for long. All this stuff is written by lobbyists and unelected bureaucratic staff.

Posted by: President-Elect Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 21, 2020 06:57 PM (uS2EJ)

164 Look the GOP *really* wants to oppose this, it's just going to require having 91 Senators and 380 House members so plz keep donating1!!

Posted by: Broseidon at December 21, 2020 06:58 PM (icI8A)

165 What is the point of electing Republicans if this is the bullshit they force on us?

What's the point in having power if you can't rub it in the faces of us Normals? Nobody in DC gives a rat's ass what we think and haven't for a long time. We're just the Golden Goose.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 06:58 PM (HaL55)

166 VETO
*shuts down government*
mic drop, walks off stage
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo

That would be a fine gesture, but it won't happen. Just like with the covid, Trump let his feelings overwhelm his logic and rationality.

Covid: 'You want people to DIE, Mr. President? We need two weeks to flatten the curve".

Covid financial earthquake: "You want people to STARVE, Mr. President? We need 11 more weeks of PUA(and such) to get folks through the 'dark winter'".

Done deal.

Posted by: lizabth at December 21, 2020 06:58 PM (L3Rsz)

167 Any money to study Jang-gus-khan?


Horse-faced wind surfer

Posted by: Archer at December 21, 2020 06:58 PM (gmo/4)

168 Do you want people to DIE??!?!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 21, 2020 06:36 PM (mht8P)

Like, all of em, or what?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 06:59 PM (nakwk)

169 Make them override the veto. Plus, berate them for giving less to the American people than to all their cronies and pet projects. Make it clear what's what.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at December 21, 2020 06:59 PM (Mooke)

170
The grift, the graft, the greft, the groft, and the gruft. Its all in there.


Some people are getting fabulously wealthy off of covid. I hope they don't spend it all in one place or they shall have to taunt us again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 06:59 PM (r+sAi)

171 Fire Mission!

Grid Coordinates (XFNvU)

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 06:59 PM (u82oZ)

172 Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Bravissimo! You distilled the last 4 months at AOS into about 3 comments.


I lol'd.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 07:00 PM (BALvA)

173 75
you have to get fucked in the ass and LIKE IT before you know whose cock it is

Posted by: Hands at December 21, 2020 06:45 PM (786Ro)

....this is about me isn't it?

Posted by: ACE from the last thread with the rock dick at December 21, 2020 07:00 PM (SnLSx)

174 170 Make them override the veto. Plus, berate them for giving less to the American people than to all their cronies and pet projects. Make it clear what's what.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at December 21, 2020 06:59 PM (Mooke)

Exactly. Demand $10k per citizen, plus a pony, or no new gold plated fighter jets for Turkey.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 07:01 PM (puu6v)

175 6 hours to read 5,593 pages.
No math, but it seems like a lot.

Posted by: attila the twitchy at December 21, 2020 07:01 PM (w7KSn)

176 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

177 @kos_data 3h
BREAKING: Gazeta Express reports that the Constitutional Court of Kosovo has decided that the @avdullah Hoti Government is unconstitutional.
NEW ELECTIONS IN 40 DAYS

Posted by: That could never happen here at December 21, 2020 07:01 PM (BBWrU)

178 Make it clear what's what. <<<<<<
If only Americans would find alternate sources of information than the MFM they might know.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2020 07:01 PM (r+sAi)

179 They combined the COVID relief bill with the continuing resolution omnibus.
........

And didn't even bother to pick the corn out of the steaming pile.

Posted by: wth at December 21, 2020 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

180 Broseidon's 1st Dictate As Neo-Kaiser -



All members of Congress are given a quiz on the entire contents of
any bill before voting on it. If they pass, they may vote on the bill
and also get a fruit cup. If they fail, beaten to death with a tire
iron.


I'm intrigued by your ideas. Would you happen to publish a newsletter? If so, I'd like to subscribe to it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 07:01 PM (HaL55)

181 So this is a fun rabbit hole to explore:

What if Pence really IS Race Bannon and the Silent War has already been fought and won?

https://tinyurl.com/y9lc72qb

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 21, 2020 07:02 PM (BALvA)

182 Fucking Palestinians, and all kinds of illegals are getting a piece of this. How about Trump just veto it.

Posted by: runner at December 21, 2020 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)

183 Well, that's lame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2020 07:02 PM (TRWjL)

184 Make them override the veto. Plus, berate them for giving less to the American people than to all their cronies and pet projects. Make it clear what's what.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at December 21, 2020 06:59 PM (Mooke)

------------

In a final act of pettiness, Trump vetos help for American people.

-MSM

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:02 PM (kTF2Z)

185 Why isn't that drunken bitch at watching soap operas and guzzling vodka?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:03 PM (lgiXo)

186 The peasants care not. They get another $2500 check and can go buy the new xbox and a bunch of weed.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 07:03 PM (W8PaO)

187 177 @kos_data 3h
BREAKING: Gazeta Express reports that the Constitutional Court of Kosovo has decided that the @avdullah Hoti Government is unconstitutional.
NEW ELECTIONS IN 40 DAYS
Posted by: That could never happen here at December 21, 2020 07:01 PM (BBWrU)

Breaking: stimulus bill to finance new Kosovo elections.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 07:03 PM (puu6v)

188 In the curse of human events . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 21, 2020 07:03 PM (4I/2K)

189 Veto or GTFO.

Posted by: motionview at December 21, 2020 07:04 PM (pYQR/)

190 Tar & feathers, anyone?
Pitchforks & torches, anyone?
Guillotines, anyone?

We are well past the 1776 moment. The federal capitol should have fallen & every statehouse occupied by patriots by now. America is over & the idea of America has been over for a very long time. RIP 1776-1933

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 21, 2020 07:04 PM (FBrfY)

191 Orange Man Bad could get the press on his side by using a cruise missle to veto the bill.

Posted by: Marooned at December 21, 2020 07:05 PM (yYptV)

192 Democrats love those Palestinians, not surprised they want to give them money for Covid-19

Posted by: Skip at December 21, 2020 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)

193 So this is what we get in order to not bail out the Dem states.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 21, 2020 07:05 PM (NpAcC)

194 I wandered off for a walk and I crossed in front of the Kennedy Center. It isn't all that in real life. I didn't go in, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 21, 2020 06:48 PM (TRWjL)

The vaults inside are impressive.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 06:54 PM (puu6v)

Unrecovered stolen art from WWII? That sort of thing?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 07:05 PM (C7zIl)

195 I feel like we're swirling around in a vicious and catastrophic vortex and there is simply no escape.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 07:05 PM (66BnU)

196 The MSM is making it seem like $600 per person checks is what the bill is all about. And the LIVs will think anyone who opposes this wants to take their free money away.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 07:06 PM (W8PaO)

197
Unrecovered stolen art from WWII? That sort of thing?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 07:05 PM (C7zIl)

Gold. United States dollars no longer are accepted as graft.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 07:06 PM (puu6v)

198 @kos_data 3h
BREAKING: Gazeta Express reports that the Constitutional Court of Kosovo has decided that the @avdullah Hoti Government is unconstitutional.
NEW ELECTIONS IN 40 DAYS
Posted by: That could never happen here at December 21, 2020 07:01 PM (BBWrU)

Breaking: stimulus bill to finance new Kosovo elections.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 07:03 PM (puu6v)


Send Brian!!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 07:06 PM (C7zIl)

199 War IS here. There are NO other possible outcomes. They are evil f*cking monsters. Unfortunately, this isn't the Twilight Zone, and this isn't fiction. It's real.

I really (really) can't stand Jim Hoft's site. With all the ad content, banners, click throughs, and click bait (read click fraud). It's unreadable. But, even though the platform is pure kwap. He and his troupe can be productive and informative [even a broken (digital) clock .....]

Continued.....

Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 07:08 PM (tvzmd)

200 140 Broseidon's 1st Dictate As Neo-Kaiser -


I am on-board with this plan.


Also, make the quiz like those copyright protection checks in the old Sierra Online games, where you had to have the game manual to proceed:


On page 1,327, third paragraph, ninth sentence, what is the fifth word?


Oh, sorry, that page was intentionally left blank. Sergeant-at-Arms, please administer the tire iron.


If anything, it would cut down on the length of proposed bills.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 21, 2020 07:08 PM (nruqA)

201 washrivergal

Nyah. We are the survivor types. We see reality clearer. We do not trust Government, big Corps, Foundations, and Leftists in general easily. So we are ahead of the curve.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

202 Unrecovered stolen art from WWII? That sort of thing?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 07:05 PM (C7zIl)

Gold. United States dollars no longer are accepted as graft.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 21, 2020 07:06 PM (puu6v)

That's just smart business sense, that is.

What's bitcoin now, $24,000?

You can't buy anything other than weed with it, but it's still hella valuable, compared to the dollar.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 07:09 PM (C7zIl)

203 PPP loans will be directed towards minority and women owned businesses. White aint getting any money this time around.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 07:09 PM (W8PaO)

204 https://tinyurl.com/yc8hhb5z

I only post it in the context of the Electoral map, by counties (and am too lazy to find another site, hosting the same map). Looking at the map. It is impossible for Biden to have won anything. Even the raffle, for the door prize, at a Tupperware party.

Ultimately what it reveals is War. Capital W, war. That is what is at hand. How much blood will be spilled? How long will it last? There are no other outcomes possible. The Left won't allow succession. And enough of the Right, won't allow the Constitution to be burned forever and all time.

I'm not afraid to die. But I am afraid of watching my Country die. I am scared.

I encourage everyone to consider (and purchase, if budget allows) alternate self defense platforms (compound x-bows are mighty froogin impressive). In the face of current shortages of just about everything (else). And or as backup.

I sleep much better at night, with all of the different manner and method of machines. That I have at hand [and during my evening walks (and I'm thirty miles from downtown L.A.). I carry bear spray, a (barely) sub 4" BG-42 pocket folder, and a green laser (will effectively keep individuals at bay, at great distance)].

Signed, no worries

Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 07:09 PM (tvzmd)

205 If Nancy fucking Pelosi ever said a sober word, would anyone recognize her?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:09 PM (lgiXo)

206 > Unrecovered stolen art from WWII? That sort of thing?

No, it's better: Hunter Biden's childhood art.

Posted by: Now worth more fortunes than you could imagine at December 21, 2020 07:10 PM (BBWrU)

207 The Covid relief bill includes funds for a museum that will offer programming, education, exhibitions on the life, art, history, and culture of women
pic.twitter.com/9xFwUh67Te
- Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) December 21, 2020



Moar pork! We already have Hooters

Posted by: Hands (he/him/the 5th Beatle) at December 21, 2020 07:10 PM (786Ro)

208 My dear SP, I hate to be pedantic, but I think you misspelled "majority"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 06:50 PM (87oRe)

My dear hrothgar, I fear you are right. Perhaps a bottle, not a glass is in order.

Posted by: Spypeach at December 21, 2020 07:10 PM (Up/Jb)

209 VETO
Posted by: Mondo Machismo


Loved him as Louie in Taxi, but not so much as The Penguin in that Bat.. you know, man, the thing, moving picture.

Posted by: Presentdent-Eject Joe "Simonized" Biden
at December 21, 2020 07:10 PM (ijO9y)

210 Tick tock.

Posted by: US DEBT CLOCK at December 21, 2020 07:11 PM (lOr+7)

211 They're going to move the embassy back to Tel Aviv

Posted by: Braenyard at December 21, 2020 07:11 PM (CZm2G)

212 The Covid relief bill creates a commission tasked with educating

"consumers about the dangers associated with using or storing portable

fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame."


What we need is a large group of buildings where children could go every day to learn things like basic safety. A whole country full of them would be even better.


They could also learn things like mathematics and how to spell and write things down on paper.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 07:11 PM (HaL55)

213 Send Brian!!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 07:06 PM (C7zIl)

I'm in!!! For the low 8-digits. Bargain.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 21, 2020 07:11 PM (IbxQb)

214 Is there a bonus in there for JoJo the Non-Gender Binary Tran?

Posted by: motionview at December 21, 2020 07:11 PM (pYQR/)

215 Fuck it. Redline it (i know its not a thing since clinton, but are we really following any laws right now?) and give entire 900B to families and business (actual small business) and make these rotten commies change it back.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 21, 2020 07:11 PM (SScvq)

216 The "budget hawks" voting for this omnibus spending bill are the same ones who always oppose conservative spending priorities (border wall, etc) because "we can't afford it."

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at December 21, 2020 07:11 PM (d9Cw3)

217 PPP will also be eligible for non profits. Thanks Mitch. Now Acorn can get some more federal dollars funneled to them.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 07:11 PM (W8PaO)

218 Is there a bonus in there for JoJo the Non-Gender Binary Tran?
Posted by: motionview at December 21, 2020 07:11 PM (pYQR/)

Ummmmmmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 21, 2020 07:12 PM (R/m4+)

219
My dear hrothgar, I fear you are right. Perhaps a bottle, not a glass is in order.
Posted by: Spypeach at December 21, 2020 07:10 PM (Up/Jb

So you're saying random Monday drunkenness might be appropriate?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

220 If they're just going to keep printing money then I guess there's no need for taxes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:12 PM (kTF2Z)

221 So all the payoffs to those that undermined the country and Trump.

Posted by: willow at December 21, 2020 07:12 PM (fMWz8)

222 Make them override the veto. Plus, berate them for giving less to the American people than to all their cronies and pet projects. Make it clear what's what.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at December 21, 2020 06:59 PM (Mooke)

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In a final act of pettiness, Trump vetos help for American people.

-MSM
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:02 PM (kTF2Z)


Remember when they passed the line item veto thing?

Remember that?

That was nice.

I don't think it was ever used. It's almost misty water colored memories, thinking of the things we used to care about, but now nobody even thinks twice.

What's another $2.5 tril. Really. Who cares.

I'm gonna buy a truck before money ceases to exist. A truck and rubber hose to siphon gas from all the neighbors trucks, after the zombies come.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 21, 2020 07:13 PM (C7zIl)

223 My dear hrothgar, I fear you are right. Perhaps a bottle, not a glass is in order.
Posted by: Spypeach at December 21, 2020 07:10 PM (Up/Jb)


I think you are beginning to appreciate the immensity of the problem.

BTW, I am sparse here these days, so let me take this opportunity to wish you and yours a Joyous Christmas and a Happier and Better New Year!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 07:13 PM (87oRe)

224 "The Covid relief bill creates a commission tasked with educating consumers about the dangers associated with using or storing portable
fuel containers for flammable liquids near an open flame.

I immediately thought: "Someone's donors are making a fuel container which is being marketed as safer to use, and so asked his pet congressman to spend federal taxpayer dollars to create an advertising campaign for his product."

I'm ill.
Posted by: ace at December 21, 2020 06:38 PM (nuqdl)

It's worse than that. It forms a "commission" which will be staffed, forever, by highly-paid "commissioners", who will be political cronies given a sinecure by the party in power.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 07:13 PM (mzC78)

225 Sorry to those that need it, but Trump should veto this, or line out everything that doesn't help those in this country.

Screw Pelosi and the nag she rode in on. Granted, it might be hard to tell the difference in horses asses.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at December 21, 2020 07:14 PM (gtu/X)

226 So you're saying random Monday drunkenness might be appropriate?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)


Ah yes, another convert!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 07:14 PM (87oRe)

227 If people took bull-dowsers, jack-hammers, and hatchets to Pelosi's precious Kennedy Center would she mind? Because when people were tearing down long-standing statues, she merely said that people will do what they need to do.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 07:15 PM (66BnU)

228 I'll bet a million dollars that the 1908 Springfield Race Riot involved Democrats on one side and human beings on the other.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 07:15 PM (1YlHz)

229 Yep, Veto it. He should not go quietly in to the night.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 21, 2020 07:15 PM (Pu93y)

230 "And trump is gonna sign this monstrosity"
1st rule of Elector Fizzbin: 1st to shoot loses.
2nd rule "" : no price is too high.

Some asshoe was complaining about Trump not negotiating.

WTF did you think he meant about being busy since the election?

Posted by: DaveA at December 21, 2020 07:16 PM (FhXTo)

231 All my stupidity and silliness aside.

It does appear as if we are being intentionally run aground as far as our monetary system goes.

Does it begin to make sense at some point to convert your savings into tangible objects and goods if the dollar collapses and a global reset occurs?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 07:16 PM (NpZtQ)

232 >>>So you're saying random Monday drunkenness might be appropriate?

======

Is it random if it's happened the past 39 Monday's in a row? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Pining for the Fjords at December 21, 2020 07:16 PM (1aJ+m)

233 The Covid relief bill outlays funds to address gender inequality amongst statues
---
So are they saying statues have given them their personal pronouns, of are they saying they're just going to assume their genders?

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2020 07:17 PM (RdTKD)

234 Does it begin to make sense at some point to convert your savings into tangible objects and goods if the dollar collapses and a global reset occurs?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 07:16 PM (NpZtQ)

--------------

Brass & lead

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:17 PM (kTF2Z)

235 Bitter Clinger

People are buying ammo to do just that. Trade goods.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:17 PM (u82oZ)

236 Illegals are getting the $1200 check retroactively. I thought I misread that but I didnt. They were not eligible for the first round of checks so Mitch made sure they got the $600 round and got the $1200 as well.

Make sure you vote R in Georgia though. Cuz reasons.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 07:17 PM (W8PaO)

237 Take the 600, simps.


And then donate it to the GA senators.


Unless you want the Dems to destroy the country.

Posted by: McConnell at December 21, 2020 07:18 PM (lOr+7)

238 Duke Lowell

Horde minds unite

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

239 It's worse than that. It forms a "commission" which will be staffed, forever, by highly-paid "commissioners", who will be political cronies given a sinecure by the party in power.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 07:13 PM (mzC7


AOP gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 21, 2020 07:18 PM (87oRe)

240 I'm sure, slipped in there somewhere it says I don't have to pay any more income taxes - forever.

If not, I'm going to act like that it does.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 21, 2020 07:18 PM (C+evo)

241 It looks like congress is handing out money to their friends here and around the world like MMs. Business as usual.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 21, 2020 07:18 PM (66BnU)

242 Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:18 PM (u82oZ

---------

Fist bump

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:19 PM (kTF2Z)

243 Yea... lets all rally 'round those Republicans running in Georgia. They'll set this shit straight.

The Pollyanna's who still think "we need to hold the Senate" should probably take a pill.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 07:19 PM (3H9h1)

244 "The Covid relief bill outlays funds to address gender inequality amongst statues"




*Insert Photoshop of Michelangelo's "David" desperately trying to protect his junk with both hands*

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 07:19 PM (1YlHz)

245 Wanna send a message to these people? Don't ship anything to Washington DC. No food, no gasoline, no booze, no nothing.


Nothing gets in. In fact, that could be done in the capitals of the lockdown states too.


Why are we tolerating this bullshit from them?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 21, 2020 07:19 PM (HaL55)

246 Some peeps on twitter saying since this is an omnibus bill, and not a budget, Trump can spend it how he wants. Hmmm

Posted by: artemis at December 21, 2020 07:20 PM (AwPyG)

247 washrivergal

Our Federal politicians, with some outliers, put the exceptional in American Exceptional Corruption.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 21, 2020 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

248 Die Hard nood.

Which, I have to say, would make quite an interesting police report.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 21, 2020 07:21 PM (Rvt88)

249 Help us keep our phony baloney jobs bill.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 07:21 PM (kTF2Z)

250 Trump will sign it because he doesnt really give a fuck anymore. And even when he did he still went along with every pork laden bill Mitch put in front of him.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 21, 2020 07:22 PM (W8PaO)

251 For anyone delusional enough to think Trump won't sign the bill.


he won't sign THIS bill

it's a travesty - it's not COVID relief it's a massive govt handout mess!

it includes new felony charges for ... illegal streaming?!?!

he NEEDS to veto this crap

Posted by: MISTRESSBlackOrchid at December 21, 2020 07:22 PM (j9HX3)

252 I used to put areosole cans in a bucket of gasoline and light it. Endust made a nice fireball. Mom got suspicious when there were no spray cans in the house.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 21, 2020 06:47 PM (4vNgL)

They seem to have made aerosol can firesafe now. I throw mine in the burn barrel, and it's exceedingly rare to get any spectacular fireworks. And I threw a whole bunch of dead lithium batteries in the burn barrel, too. Nary a pop. I was disappointed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 21, 2020 07:22 PM (mzC78)

253 And hopefully you guys realize all these "projects" are money laundering, probably to reward the same people who stole the election

Posted by: artemis at December 21, 2020 07:22 PM (AwPyG)

254 1. Gender is "made up"
2. Gender is how an individual who can identify, identifies.
3. Inanimate objects have an objective "gender" which leads to inequality.

Posted by: Axeman at December 21, 2020 07:22 PM (RdTKD)

255 Surprise!! Omnibus includes authority for DHS to expand H-2B visas for non-ag labor.

I mean, it's pretty obvious there aren't enough available people present in the US willing to work, so this only makes sense.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2020 07:22 PM (OTzUX)

256 Back from looking at the planets. Junior-etts school telescope, a Celestron catadyoptic lens with a cardboard body, was good enough to make out two moon from Jupitor and (almost) make out the rings of Saturn.

Before we left we checked out the moon with it. OMG! That telescope must've been made specifically for that range. We could see shadows in the craters! Very cool family moment for us.

If weather permits, get outside and look at it!

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 21, 2020 07:23 PM (VcFUs)

257 Does it begin to make sense at some point to convert your savings into tangible objects and goods
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 21, 2020 07:16 PM


May we suggest gold, fine pharmaceuticals, and/or a reverse mortgage?

Posted by: Devine, Dole, & Select at December 21, 2020 07:23 PM (DMUuz)

258 Our "country" is a Dadaist farce.

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 21, 2020 07:24 PM (RGRIY)

259 The Gastank Dildo Candle is out? The Gastank Dildo Candle is out?!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty




Okay, you got me. I actually Googled that to see if it was really a thing.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 07:24 PM (1YlHz)

260 Surprise!! Omnibus includes authority for DHS to expand H-2B visas for non-ag labor.



I mean, it's pretty obvious there aren't enough available people present in the US willing to work, so this only makes sense.





Posted by: rhomboid at December 21, 2020 07:22 PM (OTzUX)


Of course. Nothing says helping Americans out of work like giving what jobs there are to foreigners.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 21, 2020 07:25 PM (o+lBx)

261 That's an idea. Trump vetoing the bill. UNLESS they increase the amount of the direct payments, to $1,200.

At least he can salvage some of the narrative? (Before caving).

There is nothing else to save. If they are going to give pink sparkle ponies, to every last fairy in the known universe? At least do something, anything for the (no longer) working man.

Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 07:25 PM (tvzmd)

262 I guess this answers the question, "What about the horses, Wilbur?"

Posted by: ProfShade and Mr. Ed at December 21, 2020 07:25 PM (BdDfF)

263 We need a commission to alert the populace not to shake an open bag of flour over a campfire.

Eyebrows do eventually grow back.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 21, 2020 07:27 PM (WkMnJ)

264 62
This is 3rd world level stuff.



In Nigeria, politicians would carry bags of actual cash. This is the basically same thing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 21, 2020 06:43 PM (9hauA)


Lived in Nigeria for three years and traveled in and out of there, and other West African nations, for another two. Graft, dash, was a part of every day life. I've always thought that is more honest than the corruption in this country.

Posted by: Javems at December 21, 2020 07:28 PM (8SSHh)

265 They need to be burned alive. Seriously, Congress is beyond repair. It's irredeemable. Unfixable. Insane. Out of control. They are literally killing America. Good G*d......

Posted by: Lady in Black



Perchance, wouldst thou hath a parchment whence a soul might peruse, Your Grace?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 07:31 PM (1YlHz)

266 It's a parody of a caricature of a farce.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 21, 2020 07:33 PM (nakwk)

267 I used to put aerosol cans in a bucket of gasoline and light it. Endust made a nice fireball. Mom got suspicious when there were no spray cans in the house.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC




Now I want to build a time machine just to be 16 year old Sharkman and try this one. Damnit!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 07:34 PM (1YlHz)

268 Trump, veto this train wreck of a bill. Also, veto the defense spending bill.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 21, 2020 07:34 PM (946rW)

269 20 million for teaching ewoks how to hang shelves

Posted by: REDACTED at December 21, 2020 07:39 PM (zZxh0)

270 Wanna send a message to these people? Don't ship anything to Washington DC. No food, no gasoline, no booze, no TAX WITHHOLDING PAYMENTS, nothing.

Nothing gets in. In fact, that could be done in the capitals of the lockdown states too.

Why are we tolerating this bullshit from them?




FTFY

Posted by: Sharkman at December 21, 2020 07:40 PM (1YlHz)

271 Trump will let this shit pass. He's beyond caring at this point. His primary concern is surviving for the next 5 - 10 years he has to live, naturally. Does anyone really think he gives a shit about a pork infused bill? He signed numerous ones over the last 4 years. It's all about the ratings.

I honestly expect him to be rounded up by March of next year and publicly hanged.

But then... THEN, we'll fight. Or probably not.

I get tired of this shit...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 07:44 PM (3H9h1)

272
So you're saying random Monday drunkenness might be appropriate?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

Yes, without a doubt.

Posted by: Spypeach at December 21, 2020 07:44 PM (Up/Jb)

273 If I were a Trump advisor, I would tell him to issue the following statement:

" [After listing millions in giveaways to foreigners and to bullshit programs], and to you the American people who have suffered through your Governor's lock-down, Congress is sending you a lousy $600 bucks. I'm vetoing this steaming pile."

Also if this is tied to a continuing budget resolution, even better.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at December 21, 2020 07:46 PM (hKi6n)

274 So you're saying random Monday drunkenness might be appropriate?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 21, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)

You are new here?

Posted by: tbodie at December 21, 2020 07:47 PM (yfoZs)

275 I tend to give Mitch and other repubs a little pass here because they are held hostage by the corrupt media. Nancy and company held up a bigger relief bill for months, and admitted it was too hurt Trump, and there isn't a word of it on any news source, but if Republicans voted down this bill it would be 24/7 about how they hate working families and want you to die, most if the public would never hear the truth.

Didn't Nancy's daughter have done working connection to the Kennedy Center? Maybe the Republicans should start looking into how she's laundering funds to her children.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 21, 2020 07:48 PM (HQbXM)

276 20 $2000 for every citizen. One sentence bill. Otherwise Trump should veto.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 21, 2020 06:37 PM (kTF2Z)
---
This. It's a golden opportunity.


69 $600 for 300 million people is.... 180 billion. Out of 2.4 trill.....
---
Roughly 13%

Posted by: Gilded at December 21, 2020 07:51 PM (8Bum1)

277 Trump will let this shit pass. He's beyond caring
at this point. His primary concern is surviving for the next 5 - 10
years he has to live, naturally. Does anyone really think he gives a
shit about a pork infused bill? He signed numerous ones over the last 4
years. It's all about the ratings.



I honestly expect him to be rounded up by March of next year and publicly hanged.



But then... THEN, we'll fight. Or probably not.



I get tired of this shit...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 21, 2020 07:44 PM (3H9h1)


He is not going to get "ratings" with his voters by passing this POS.

And how about we fight now.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 21, 2020 07:52 PM (946rW)

278 The bill also includes $250 Million, for the Palesplodians!

https://tinyurl.com/yb7l5gq2

Posted by: elmo at December 21, 2020 07:53 PM (tvzmd)

279 Loeffler and Perdue were decent speakers.

It was a Trump rally in Milton, GA Today.

Ivanka spoke for 25 mins and gave a pretty good campaign speech.

She's def running.

Posted by: MJ at December 21, 2020 07:53 PM (gAMkn)

280 fuckitol levels at an all time high.

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 21, 2020 08:01 PM (er/ld)

281 right back to business as freakin' normal.


don't anyone tell me I have to vote Republican or the world ends.

the world is ending and the GOP is helping our destroyers.

Posted by: Shoey at December 21, 2020 08:01 PM (hmNVd)

282 279
Roughly 13% 7.5%
Posted by: Gilded at December 21, 2020 07:51 PM (8Bum1)

Posted by: Gilded at December 21, 2020 08:02 PM (8Bum1)

283 59 I want to run for office and just be totally honest. " I'm running for the grift, and maybe to score with some women out of my league. I'll promise you a lot of Bull shit that I'll never get done, wrap it up in God and country, and I'll keep the scam going until you vote me out. Which you never will. I'm josephistan and I approve this message."

***

This right here is the comment of the day, if not the week. If I knew how to make it go viral I would.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 21, 2020 08:03 PM (7ZQe3)

284 Here is a list of appropriations shown on Twitter, some of it is probably listed by Ace above, but I am not going to check because, lazy

$130 million to Nepal
$135 million to Burma
$85.5 million to Cambodia
$700 million to Sudan
$250 million Palestinians
$453 million Ukraine
$15 million Pakistan
$10 million Pakistan, gender programs
$1.3 billion Egypt
$1.4 billion Asia Reassurance Initiative Act
$3.3 billion Israel
$4 billion Navy Weapons
$2 Space Force
$2 billion Air Force missiles
$208 million Census computer system upgrades
$40 million Kennedy Center
$193 million foreign HIV workers to buy cars, +feminist museum

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (YwPJG)

285 This planet conjunction is a pathetic excuse for a SMOD. I thought we'd spent bazillions over 80 years on the recipe.

Old and busted: pocket veto.
Sudden hotness: rocket veto.

Posted by: Gilded at December 21, 2020 08:18 PM (8Bum1)

286 Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 21, 2020 08:10 PM (YwPJG)

Sort by size. And add $600 American citizen

Posted by: Gilded at December 21, 2020 08:25 PM (8Bum1)

287 Does the Trump worship on this site end if he signs this bill? He's just another grifter.

Posted by: toddg at December 21, 2020 08:47 PM (PoO61)

288 I think the bill also included a provision for payment of $20M to the first person that discovers how the intake of food substances as an organic staple may be required in the production of human fecal matter and if respiration is a secure method of providing O2 to cells of carbon based lifeforms...Hunter Biden will be applying, of course.

Posted by: Boswell at December 21, 2020 08:51 PM (w2LAm)

289 Washington D.C. has turned into Lord of the Flies while we weren't looking. Trump may have turned out to have been the only adult in town (although there are a few of the children who are still acting like adults even though they're badly outnumbered).

Posted by: civil truth at December 21, 2020 09:43 PM (WNmFu)

290 My sincere Christmas wish for AG Bill Barr: I wish Bill a very Merry Christmas. And a fatal heart attack.

Just kidding about the "Merry Christmas" part.

Die in a fire, Bill, you corrupt piece of shit.

Posted by: Sam Adams, Screaming for Vengeance at December 21, 2020 09:59 PM (DbadI)

291 Veto it Trump.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 21, 2020 10:45 PM (2HIdp)

292 I'll be darned. You clean up all that bug frass, and you can walk around the living room again (less than 300 comments, vs over 700).

Anywho, they aren't goiing to wait. To begin their (fascist State) Government wide persecution/prosecution.
Of anything or anyone Trump.
Of everything Trump.
Or ever was, or ever will be.

The Daily Mail UK has this story (hint: more Russia, Russia, Russia):

Feds 'want a search warrant to obtain Rudy Giuliani's emails and electronic communication in move that may have already secretly been granted permission by Bill Barr's Justice Department'

An investigation into Donald Trump's personal attorney is said to be 'very active'
Sources tell NBC.

And as always, they made darn sure. That their fabricated cases, were leaked to the faux media.

But actual evidence (on Hunter Biden's laptop).

And Mitt Romney? Why he gets himself some more of the crazy, too. After he was made King of the passengers. On his commuter train, back when.

They celebrating their fellow rider. After he cast a vote, in favor of impeachment. What is left for Romney to achieve? L*rd G*d of the ring of Northeast Corridor Commuters?

https://tinyurl.com/ydahnb3b

Mitt Romney: "think that president-elect Biden is a clear-eyed and intelligent individual."

Mitt is one really creepy dude. Not content for people to think he is an idiot. Or ask themselves, did I really vote for this bozo? No, Rommney has to prove he's the emptiest suit in the building.

Not just as if he's wrangling for a spot in Biden's Cabinet. But maybe shooting an audition video, to replace Don Luhmonn. Russia,, Russia, Russia, and more Russia.

Posted by: elmo at December 22, 2020 05:14 AM (F6+Ik)

293 Donald Trump was our last best hope with him gone it will be back to the Deep State bullshit that will bankrupt the nation - oh well it was good while it lasted. I fear for the future and the poor children that will have to live in it.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at December 22, 2020 04:32 PM (tSosf)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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