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New Canada Tourism Ad Urges People to Visit Canada to Enjoy Its... Stultifying Social Justice Warrioring
People are supposed to go to Canada so they can enjoy Canada's respect for indigenous persons?
Really? That's a selling point? That, and that Canada Loves The Science? Oh and of course gay pride parades from coast to coast. And celebrating little-known Canadian Woman of History.Below are literal quotes from the ad, and links provided by the Canadian tourism website's guide to the ad. An ad supposedly about Tourism, and how "NICE" Canada is, by which they mean Canada is nothing but leftwing political agenda items and virtue-signalling.
NICE is for a moment, putting down your dystopian novel,The link at "dystopian novel" goes to a Wikipedia entry for Canadian sexual-dystopian writer Margaret Atwood, who wrote the Karen Science Fiction book The Handmaid's Tale. Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the Patriarchy while flicking their beans. Do they really think that people make vacation plans based on visiting the place where The Handmaid's Tale was written? Who the FUCK would do that? How insane would such a hypothetical person have to be, and how insane are Canadian bureaucrats to think that this is a big draw?
In a Muskoka chair, Opening your eyes knowing this world can be NICE.
NICE is prizing science, the environment, inventions, innovations like insulin, pacemakers… and basketball!
Are they claiming Canada invented basketball? Again, thanks for insulin, but... am I making travel plans based on where Charles Banting lived? By the way, this section is narrated by Canada's first female neurologist in space. She was put into space by an American organization, NASA, on a ship almost entirely designed, built, and tested by men. But she was a, you know, passenger, so she's very very important and you should book a cabin in Alberta just to breath the same air that she does.
They think it's a vacation-plans draw that Canada has a racial quota system?
NICE is honouring our elders, educating for the future, acknowledging this land, respecting those who've always been here.
(in French) NICE is the pride in our parades, the happiness in our villages to dream about the Cup, and taste the maple syrup.The link there goes to Canada's "best LGBTQ neighborhood parades," and the cartoon shows a gay parade. Is this a draw? Artificial traffic jams caused by men in leather pants and feather boas? And of course, they then offer a bunch of Canadian female historical figures who we're supposed to pretend are very important... but of course they have to provide links to each one to tell you who the fuck they even are.
NICE is celebrating Viola Desmond, Laura Secord and Klondike Kate, Emily Stowe, Rita Joe, and all the women who made this great place NICE.Everyone ready to book travel to Canada? Which is essentially a totalitarian state at this point?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:41 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:42 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (/Dgcm)
Bear was written there. Got a prestigious Canuck award too. 0/4 Stars. Would not visit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: CN at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (o2MD2)
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So like San Francisco's but because of the cold they wear pants rather than chaps?
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (Ojki1)
OMG. I laughed so hard I started to hiccup. Never change, ace. Never change.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CN at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)
It is relative stupidity, so it doesn't feel as stupid as it really is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (Fewbo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (o2MD2)
They hold the world record for a sniper kill....3,540 meters...with an American rifle!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)
Take off to the Great White North
Take off, it's a beauty way to go
Take off to the Great White North
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (Fewbo)
I like Victoria. Vancouver BC....pass.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (N/VR2)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Resist_we_Much at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (sd88P)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (tmkic)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (CN5ZP)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (cGlgB)
Cyberpunk 2077 is looking more and more attractive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ZfRYq)
I know we got a lot of hosers here, but there are few countries with more self-satisfied preening and fewer accomplishments than Canada. Another economy that depends largely on extractables.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (mht8P)
Smartmatic is suing Fox, newsmax, and OAN for defamation.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (Fewbo)
Discovery, please!
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (Fewbo)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 15, 2020 06:46 PM (Fewbo)
Discovery should be fun
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (CN5ZP)
It is America's hat.
#NowYouKnowThreeThings
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (nakwk)
Nice!
Shred, my brother
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Oh, Canada at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (o2MD2)
Heh heh....ahh....no, it's fine. Very fine, sometimes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (cGlgB)
Cyberpunk 2077 is looking more and more attractive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Not on the X-Box one or PS4 from the images I have seen.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (z4etD)
I understand that Canada is similar.
It's got nothing to do what anyone thinks about each other or anything else.
Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (poEUH)
Posted by: Paladin at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (3YWub)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (0UOOC)
Posted by: bob frapples at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (hNjgQ)
I donno, but Ah been tole, Canadian pussy is mighty cold...
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (o2MD2)
I hear that beavers up north have thicker fur in the winter.
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (vPnUI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (cGlgB)
Cyberpunk 2077 is looking more and more attractive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Not on the X-Box one or PS4 from the images I have seen.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (Ojki1)
#PCMasterRace
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (CN5ZP)
Beer! Perv's....NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Paladin at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (3YWub)
20 loonies, same as in town, eh.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (nakwk)
Willowed
354 Local ABC affiliate KOMO aired a second documentary last weekend, 'Fight for the Soul of Seattle', a 90-minute documentary.
KOMO News anchor/reporter Eric Johnson presented "The Fight for the Soul of Seattle," a follow-up to 2019's "Seattle is Dying," which debuted in March 2019.
https://tinyurl.com/ycp9rusl
"I'm against having guns, but I feel I need one, who is going to protect me?" - a liberal Seattle woman living in a close-in neighborhood.
I have met that bike guy in the first part of the show, years ago. Nicest guy you would ever meet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (sy5kK)
I visit because of the great Canadian food, the mild winters and the local custom of tipping heavily when I am out and about in the Great White (rayciss!) North.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (puu6v)
SodoSopa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoUtoqeEw8U
CtPaTown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Dtn5_F3Us
Posted by: Resist_we_Much at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (sd88P)
The Cup? When was the last time a Canadian team hoisted the Stanley Cup?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (tmkic)
_________
1993. There hasn't been a Canadian team in the finals since 2011.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (CN5ZP)
- You can drink in bars in Windsor when you're 19.
- The area around Vancouver/Victoria/Esquimalt is really pretty if you don't look too close.
- If enlisted people's uniforms get dirty or damaged because they're doing their jobs, they take them to the exchange and exchange them for new ones. Free. They don't have to pay out of pocket for a $500 seabag on a $200 uniform allowance.
There's probably more, but that's what I know about Canada.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (t+qrx)
NICE is celebrating Viola Desmond, Laura Secord and Klondike Kate, Emily Stowe, Rita Joe,
Rita Joe? That was the guy who joined the Three Stooges in the 60s
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (VWmGo)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ml1975 - conservative lurker from ITALY at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (K6+wJ)
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Heidi at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (ol6cB)
One day I hope to make America my home....
Posted by: CanuckJack at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (RurT5)
They immigrated there like everyone else. They might have been first, they might not have.
And the currently living ones conquered there lands from the ones that don't have living descendants. Because that's how the natives in North America (and everywhere else) rolled.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Just finished it, loved the game on PC, it had a pretty awesome story. Anti-corporation and giving no fucks sounds pretty good night now.
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (CN5ZP)
You know those guys too, eh?
Posted by: A Frostback from The Great White North at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (AMIL/)
It obvious that some date in the future after the burning times and
purge of the commies, we'll have to conquer Canada. They will give us
maple syrup, and we'll rid them of the French language, commies, and
their Chinese infestation.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (J70i0)
Hard to rid them of commies when we're so infested down here. Ugh.
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (ynpvh)
Nice!
Shred, my brother
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (ifmtJ)
🤘
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (CN5ZP)
And in Canadian: Canada is America's Toque.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Cxk7w)
So a Canadian wrote that book about oppressive Muslim men that the left is so fond of?
I had no idea.
Posted by: Undercover Brother at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (FY89y)
I guess that's just a hair better than the dinosaur fantasy "Taken By a Raptor" novels.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (L8ADy)
Mark, how would you compare the Portland strip clubs to the Vancouver BC strip clubs?
I would also ask a pistol question to Mark, too. When you want to know the answer, go to the experts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (sy5kK)
How cool would it to be an adult in 1956 or 1986 when boogie Christian happiness was key.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (e7Gut)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (icI8A)
250 years? 2000? How about 4000?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (NBwkg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Just finished it, loved the game on PC, it had a pretty awesome story. Anti-corporation and giving no fucks sounds pretty good night now.
Posted by: Drew in MO at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (cGlgB)
For a game that lets you pick your genitalia, it's very non-PC.
It might be ugly, trashy and violent, but...I'll buy that for a dollar.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (D3cJf)
Yep, that's a real thing. They will absolutely refuse entry on that basis.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (t+qrx)
54 Bete, Thanks
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (CN5ZP)
And in Canadian: Canada is America's Toque.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)
What does that make Mexico?
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ynpvh)
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Posted by: weird al at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ojwvu)
If you want to see the effect of multiple generations of welfare, just visit a First Nations reserve. Not to say that the tribal *people* are bad or anything, but most move off if they have any ambition in life.
Posted by: Same is true for some US tribes too at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (BBWrU)
Beer! Perv's....NTTIAWWT.
Posted by: Paladin at December 15, 2020 06:49 PM (3YWub)
20 loonies, same as in town, eh.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (nakwk)
25 loonies, with the currency conversion rate.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: greg at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (eBfC+)
Actually, it's quite passive aggressive.
Posted by: Heidi at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (ol6cB)
Well, yes. Because no one would be aggressive to your face.
They will help you in a store where they don't work, though.
Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (t+qrx)
Mark, how would you compare the Portland strip clubs to the Vancouver BC strip clubs?
I would also ask a pistol question to Mark, too. When you want to know the answer, go to the experts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (sy5kK)
Girls are prettier (or were) in Vancouver. The Portland girls, um, try harder. More competition.
I'm not at full Expert level with pistols, other Morons beat me there, but what's the pistol question?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Zombie Dudley Do-Right at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (W4eKo)
Now that I think about - Jackson Hole, Taos, Hilton Head - same thing.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (S8L4n)
(we also know not to sneeze on people and to wash our hands after we use the bathroom)
Posted by: Undercover Brother at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (FY89y)
Ditto Mary Pickford. She was a Canadian, too.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (z4etD)
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (J70i0)
The French speaking Canadians are not the biggest douchebags in Canada. Not that I've met a lot of assholes there. At peak rudeness they're kind of overly passive aggressive and you're not supposed to call them on it. But the Quebecois aren't the worst lot.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)
What does that make Mexico?
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ynpvh)
God's blind spot
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (ifmtJ)
Ronald J. Grabe
Stephen S. Oswald
David C. Hilmers
Norman E. Thagard
William F. Readdy
Roberta L. Bondar
Ulf D. Merbold
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (e7Gut)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: America at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:44 PM (o2MD2)
Schedule a visit when my father is in Toronto. No matter the season, it will be 100 degrees in Toronto until he leaves.
Posted by: Catherine at December 15, 2020 06:55 PM (KzgGT)
Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the Patriarchy while flicking their beans.
_________
I just read that to my wife. She paused, and said "That's not a bad description of that novel." (She read it back when it came out.)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (7X3UV)
Just take care where, lots of places here are filled with Leftists who would make you think you never left Canada.
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (7EHch)
It obvious that some date in the future after the burning times and
purge of the commies, we'll have to conquer Canada. They will give us
maple syrup, and we'll rid them of the French language, commies, and
their Chinese infestation.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 15, 2020 06:51 PM (J70i0)
And liberate them of that fine alcohol called Screech.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (D3cJf)
Canada's got draconian knife laws in place - nearly as bad as the UK.
Fuck Canada, at least Mexico is a-ok with knives, automatic weapons and
donkey shows. Mostly donkey shows.
Posted by: at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (L8ADy)
Mexico is NOT okay. Take a shell casing over the border, get caught, spend 10 years in a MEXICAN penitentiary. Down there, you get fed a bare minimum (bread and broth), and will likely starve if you don't have friends and family send you stuff which is taxed (mordida) by the guards.
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (/On2j)
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)
What does that make Mexico?
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ynpvh)
Estrella de mar de chocolate
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna
---> euthanasia came to the West the same way every other demonic idiotic idea did, drips and drabs of incompetence until it's basically enshrined into law.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (e7Gut)
I'm going to put some gravy on my chips right here at home, and you can save your smelly cheese for your Canadian mothers!
Eh?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: iandeal at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: ShainS at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (R/m4+)
So Cleveland, but cleaner?
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Undercover Brother at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (FY89y)
Posted by: DM at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (9BY6w)
In a Muskoka chair,
Opening your eyes knowing this world can be NICE.
________
Funny. I just unpacked That Hideous Strength.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (7X3UV)
I liked Banff. But I wasn't paying for any of it. Which is honestly one of the main reasons I liked Banff.
Now that I think about - Jackson Hole, Taos, Hilton Head - same thing.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (S8L4n)
I was always curious how South Dildo got it's name. And is there a North Dildo?
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ynpvh)
PS the big news here is the carbon tax, and the fact that we are apparently going to plant a billion trees to achieve net zero carbon or some such.
Yes, Canada is indeed a silly place.
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (UCI1V)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (t+qrx)
You forgot the Beanery Ballet in Windsor.
Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (vd8XM)
There were actually quite a few bas***** behind the bit****and there were diverse reasons including the fact that Carrie Nation was married to an abusive alcoholic husband and knew other women who were concerned about the effect of alcoholism on the family (No AA then) and most of the people behind it were people of religious faith. I really think the banning of alcohol will be nothing compared to the tsunami of banning under non religious progressives.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (WD9ZA)
People would ask how to spell that?
C eh N eh d eh.
And now you know the rest of the story. Good day!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (H5knJ)
----
As usual, 'Murica does it better:
https://tinyurl.com/ybc23y4n
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: fringe at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (FPur3)
Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (9UmRs)
Well don't tell the tourists about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (t+qrx)
Estrella de mar de chocolate
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 06:56 PM (L8ADy)
De un ciudad particular en Pennsylvania. Tu entiendes de que estoy hablando.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (ttpW1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (D3cJf)
Of course, no Canadians have ever DUI'd before. *cough* Tim Horton *cough*
Posted by: AF at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (H5knJ)
----
As usual, 'Murica does it better:
https://tinyurl.com/ybc23y4n
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Love is real.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (H5knJ)
Like the Satanic Bible simply reversed everything in the actual Bible,
woke culture simply takes losers and puts them on top. Unattractive
people are not encouraged to look their best, but to accentuate their
unattractiveness. Incompetent people are put in charge. Odd that men
aren't attracted to trans women. Or overweight goth women with died
hair.
Posted by: iandeal at December 15, 2020 06:57 PM (vgGyZ)
Oh, THAT'S the bible Hillary has been reading. Makes sense.
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (ynpvh)
---> most libs passion inverse to their knowledge. Why should smelly foreigners be any different.
What's trump done aside from governing while republican? pro-peace, pro-life, populist, closed borders.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (e7Gut)
20-odd minutes of good, clean fun, eh?
https://tinyurl.com/ybbum4oz
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ftFVW)
The United States did, too. At the time it was the progressive thing to do.
Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (BD/yx)
Try being an American in Canada, and to work there.
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (w7KSn)
I have a stepbrother who is, hopefully, spending his worthless life in prison for "accidentally" killing his 18 month old son because his baby mommy was in jail, his car, which his dad gave him, had been impounded, and he was jonesing (or whatever you call it) for a fix and the extended relative who was supposed to pick up the baby was late and he couldn't get out to get his drugs and the boy was acting like a toddler and my brother by marriage only hit him in the head with a coffee mug, effectively killing him. Then he burned his poor, little body outside in the fire pit to hide evidence of past abuse.
Anyway, you know what EVERYONE outside of the family said about above child murderer? That he was such a NICE guy.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (TqblR)
Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (+58AB)
In short, Kevin Williamson lives a life of fantasy exorbitance that his physical presence readily represents, one that nothing he suggests economically would ever allow to happen. He'd be that skinny old guy in the mud pit that Charlton Heston talked to The Ten Commandments just before having his image changed by an Egyptian guard if his economic policies of allowing the world governments decide US trade policy.
Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (e7Gut)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ftFVW)
The United States did, too. At the time it was the progressive thing to do.
Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (BD/yx)
Can we do the same thing with all the Mexicans in California? or Washington?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: PacosMojo at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (7Oa0+)
Posted by: strippers in the daylight at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (OjMM8)
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (7EHch)
worthless life in prison for "accidentally" killing his 18 month old
son because his baby mommy was in jail, his car, which his dad gave him,
had been impounded, and he was jonesing (or whatever you call it) for a
fix and the extended relative who was supposed to pick up the baby was
late and he couldn't get out to get his drugs and the boy was acting
like a toddler and my brother by marriage only hit him in the head with a
coffee mug, effectively killing him. Then he burned his poor, little
body outside in the fire pit to hide evidence of past abuse.
Anyway, you know what EVERYONE outside of the family said about above child murderer? That he was such a NICE guy.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (TqblR)
Dear sweet baby Jesus.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ptqGC)
And he looks good in blackface.
These leadership entertainments are denied us.
Soon, though...
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (veMj1)
Posted by: DAK at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (PtOP4)
And celebrating little-known Canadian Woman of History.
Cobie Smulders?
Posted by: DAK at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (PtOP4)
Would bang.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (nakwk)
148 131 Canada forced Native American children into dangerous orphanages to make them learn English. Cancel Canada.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 15, 2020 06:58 PM (ftFVW)
The United States did, too. At the time it was the progressive thing to do.
Posted by: Synova at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (BD/yx)
Can we do the same thing with all the Mexicans in California? or Washington?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ifmtJ)
Hey now, my mother came in LEGALLY.
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (ynpvh)
Implying this is not a coincidence.
Posted by: artemis at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (2DOZq)
Can we do the same thing with all the Mexicans in California? or Washington?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ifmtJ)
No, Mr. Garrison, er, Edwards, we can't round up all the Mexicans!
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (7EHch)
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: Archer at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (BM2fS)
But it produced so little and what they produced was so shoddy and worthless that a single mother living on the plains of Texas possessed more and had access to materials a senior Kremlin official could only dream about.
__________
"The Grapes of Wrath" had to be pulled from Russian theaters because people were amazed that even poverty-stricken Americans could have trucks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (mht8P)
Maple Syrup Urine Disease
Pee smells like maple syrup because of improperly broken-down amino acids.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)
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Did you just piss on my waffles?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Can we do the same thing with all the Mexicans in California? or Washington?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ifmtJ)
No, Mr. Garrison, er, Edwards, we can't round up all the Mexicans!
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (7EHch)
lol
and no disrespect to Jim's mom
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (lgiXo)
Maple Syrup Urine Disease
Pee smells like maple syrup because of improperly broken-down amino acids.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)
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Did you just piss on my waffles?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2020 06:59 PM (ttpW1)
Well Zero was president.
And re-elected.
So I'm not sure they are wrong if they are thinking America is dumb enough to fall for anything...
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)
I'm going to diagnose that the next time I smell leaking radiator coolant.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (t+qrx)
Cobie Smulders?
Posted by: DAK at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (PtOP4)
The Robin Sparkles.
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (3frqk)
Oh, my God, that poor baby.
Posted by: Toni at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (/c+mq)
The Indian dude told us stories of the Loup Garou but we all thought it was nonsense.
Boy were we wrong.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (R/m4+)
For what it's worth, which is nothing. This Canadian likes Trump.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (lgiXo)
Because you're an excellent moron in good standing.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)
I'm going to diagnose that the next time I smell leaking radiator coolant.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (t+qrx)
You really need to stop drinking antifreeze.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Wait, Kamloops isn't a breakfast cereal? at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
1993. Montreal Canadians.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (F+tjU)
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 06:52 PM (Ojki1)
What does that make Mexico?
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 06:53 PM (ynpvh)
Cunts-way-low
Posted by: bob frapples at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (hNjgQ)
Posted by: PacosMojo at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (7Oa0+) "
This !
Minnesota Nice is fucking me over when we visit the Boundary Waters and charging me A HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS for CCL reciprocity.
*spits in minnesotas general direction*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (/On2j)
Make that two *fistbump*
Which puts me at odds with virtually everyone else around here
Posted by: CanuckJack at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (RurT5)
Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (Izzlo)
If dying of embarrassment was possible, I would be gone right now.
Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (+58AB)
I took the vaccine as a kid.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (IbxQb)
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (7EHch)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (w2LAm)
Williams is a combination of a catty bitch whose snark has grown stale and a midwitted grad school student who the professor avoids due to long-winded answers. He would be the old skinny man even now if his pay was based on merit.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (puu6v)
https://youtu.be/DG6fhub9HDQ
I don't remember if he got elected.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
Hold it...no...it's Kevin Vickers. This guy:
https://tinyurl.com/ycpprles
Another good one, as he deals with a disruptive lefty:
https://tinyurl.com/yc9h4gff
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (bk3Sg)
151
If dying of embarrassment was possible, I would be gone right now.
Posted by: trev006 at December 15, 2020 07:00 PM (+58AB)
I took the vaccine as a kid.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (IbxQb)
At a certain age, very little embarasses.
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM (nakwk)
I only drink the green apple flavor.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Zombie Dudley Do-Right at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)
Implying this is not a coincidence.
Posted by: artemis at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (AwPyG)
The real surprise is that they haven't simply shut Twitter down yet, or at least the nonconforming accounts. Anyway, supposedly there was an "unusual cyberattack" on US military assets today.
The Pentagon has imposed an emergency shutdown of its Secret Internet Protocol Router Network, which handles classified information up to the secret level (Just the News).
"In the past few hours I hear about multiple reports from credible channels in the Middle East (mostly Iranian sources) that the US has elevated its level of readiness due to a very unusual cyber attack on American military assets within the USA."
Posted by: Now is the time ... at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (CN5ZP)
Posted by: Max Power at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (q177U)
Speaking as a Canadian, the more money people here make, the more they
hate Trump. The richest people I've talked to are shocked, just shocked
by Trump. They couldn't *wait* for Biden to get in. They just don't get
it.
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)
And voted for Geraldo's kid to boot, no doubt.
Posted by: jim at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 15, 2020 07:09 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 15, 2020 07:09 PM (AiZBA)
Hard to count such actions as an ally.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (2DOZq)
sexual-dystopian writer Margaret Atwood, who wrote the Karen Science
Fiction book The Handmaid's Tale.
Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to
get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the
Patriarchy while flicking their beans.
I wonder about the book, "The Canadian Mounted". Anyone know that reference without looking it up?
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)
Biden is a gain for Canada? That is mystifying.
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (7EHch)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:06 PM (lgiXo)
Well if she has blue hair you just need to tell her that her Gender Studies major only qualifies her for the job her professor already has and being a barista.
And then tell her what a barista makes.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (Ojki1)
LM Montgomery definitely deserves to be on any list of notable Canadian women. She wrote way more than just the Anne books (The Blue Castle is one of my most deeply loved books. I only wish I had discovered it decades earlier than I did), and her books resonate with a deep love of Canada and especially Nova Scotia.
But she also wrote about faith and family, and we can't have that.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Insomniac
Burma Shavo
Posted by: JT at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (8bJHg)
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (Ojki1)
Coffee. Even I know that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (ptqGC)
Yes. His poor, little life cut off in such a horrible, brutal way. But at least he is with Jesus now and he can't be hurt anymore.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (TqblR)
so one song? Trooper.
Posted by: grease monkey at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (g741k)
Maple Syrup Urine Disease
Pee smells like maple syrup because of improperly broken-down amino acids.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 15, 2020 07:02 PM (zolse)
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Did you just piss on my waffles?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:03 PM (kTF2Z)
Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2020 07:04 PM (nakwk)
I remember a while back someone distilling whiskey from a group of diabetic's urine. To "raise awareness for diabetes" or something.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)
However, our intrepid IT department could take anything down for any amount of time due to stupidity.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby-elect at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (SxWg1)
The link at "dystopian novel" goes to a Wikipedia entry for Canadian sexual-dystopian writer Margaret Atwood, who wrote the Karen Science Fiction book The Handmaid's Tale.
Which is really just 50 Shades of Gray for feminist Karens who want to get off on sexual domination but want to pretend they're Fighting the Patriarchy while flicking their beans.
Oh my goodness I'm so tempted to steal this and make it my own.....must resist....
Posted by: WonkishRogue at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (iJaqf)
Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (WkPC9)
And then tell her what a barista makes.
Posted by: Bete at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (Ojki1)
No, she has long, dark hair and eyes. And long legs.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)
Rob Ford. Died 2016.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Zombie Dudley Do-Right at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (W4eKo)
That's just Dick Dastardly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (3frqk)
--------
It's the book Del was reading in the departure lounge of JFK in "Planes, Trains and Automobiles".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2020 06:39 PM (ngeWd)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (ngeWd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)
Yes
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)
Rob Ford? Something like that....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (JAQN/)
Ford, yes he died. But other than the crack he seemed like an ok guy. Seriously he did.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (oAh30)
Yea... and Dominion wants their data back.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (M+pbd)
Posted by: blaster at December 15, 2020 07:12 PM (ZfRYq)
You're probably right, but isn't SIPRNet air-gapped from the rest of the world? Or did I just assume that?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (Izzlo)
Fuck #Failifornia
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (ngeWd)
hate Trump. The richest people I've talked to are shocked, just shocked
by Trump. They couldn't *wait* for Biden to get in. They just don't get
it.
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)
there is nothing new about it really. Canadians and Euros always hate Republican presidents. Even on the occasions they themselves have "conservative" leaders, the population always hates Republicans.
It makes sense when you think about it. No one wants a strong, independent leader in the super power. Americans are the opposite, we love a conservative abroad. We like to see people who stand up for their countries. But it doesn't work the other way. Sure, Eastern Europe maybe, but not Old Europe or Canada, aka, pretend Old Europe.
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (6FeV1)
Loved it!
Except for the terrorist attack on the last night.
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: leber at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (2ke6i)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Wait, Kamloops isn't a breakfast cereal? at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM
Country's closed, eh. Moose at the border should have told you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:13 PM (l6b3d)
Bitch set me up!
Posted by: Rob Ford at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (S8ePJ)
horrible, brutal way. But at least he is with Jesus now and he can't be
hurt anymore.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM (TqblR)
God bless that baby.
This Christmas Day will be the second anniversary of the home invasion, robbery, kidnapping, torture and murder of my husband's cousin, the only other conservative in his entire extended family. Five thug yutes have been sitting in jail for nearly two years awaiting trial.
I have a picture of Cuz meeting Trump in Greenville, SC. He loved the guy.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (zTThE)
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:08 PM (UCI1V)
Same here, and they do get it.
The wealthiest among us are reverting to the looting stage and syphoning assets off the people who tend to support Trump. Their Canadian counterparts will benefit as well when our normal citizens are thrown to the wolves in exchange for crumbs from China. It's trickle up economics, the tried and true method of extraction before jetting off to New Zealand. They are joyously Making China Great Again.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (7EHch)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (WOYcU)
Yes sadly. I do however have one of Rob Ford's re-election buttons which I got from my BIL's house in Toronto and consider a prize possession for the amusing stories it brings to life.
Posted by: WonkishRogue at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (iJaqf)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
Brilliant guerilla marketing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 07:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 15, 2020 07:16 PM (/On2j)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM
Bitch set him up!
Posted by: Marion Barry at December 15, 2020 07:16 PM (rBtIz)
Would you like that with Extra Gravy?
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:16 PM (SxWg1)
Posted by: Wait, Kamloops isn't a breakfast cereal? at December 15, 2020 07:05 PM
Come see scenic Chicago!
Experiece a real drive by!
Vote Democrat for eternity thereafter!
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (4LZiC)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (CN5ZP)
Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:10 PM (7EHch)
Biden will be terrible for Canadian interests. But you can't convince wealthy idiots about real life issues. Besides, no matter what happens, these idiots will still make their money.
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (UCI1V)
Posted by: PROVE ME WRONG at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (BBWrU)
Its over, when you're trying to make this appeal to 6 year old viewers, you've hit rock bottom. Like a crack head whore, you need the dough....
Posted by: Boswell at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (SxWg1)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Michael the Texan: Fap Checker at December 15, 2020 07:18 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: 18-1
*hands over business card*
"Hello, Chief Two Dogs Fucking of the Cree Tribe, I represent the Descendants of One Million Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal Indigenous Peoples who lived within Canada's bounds 15,000 years ago, and who were forced off their lands and/or murdered by your ancestors. Here is our claim for damages. Please pay if full within 30 days, or we will file in Crown Courts."
*hands over $C 1,000,000,000.000 claim for damage*
"Good day, Sir!"
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:18 PM (BM2fS)
But I do find it head-scratching that global warming is gonna kill us all by probably Tuesday so a huge carbon tax increase has been announced and yet people are supposed to travel to or around Canada increasing global warming so that we all die Monday.
Oh, BTW, if you're persuaded to come to Alberta based on one of these ads, please stay away. We have enough idiots here already.
Posted by: all doubt removed at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (S2eH9)
The only good Canadian is Don Cherry
Posted by: josephistan at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (Izzlo)
________
So Hockey Night in Canada had to get rid of him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (mht8P)
Girls are prettier (or were) in Vancouver. The Portland girls, um, try harder. More competition.
I'm not at full Expert level with pistols, other Morons beat me there, but what's the pistol question?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Pick your partners for the Dance at December 15, 2020 06:54 PM (ifmtJ)
No, no question at this time. And while I met some true world-class experts at the TxMoMe, you are no slouch in this area, my friend.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)
Four rode by
Rode through here
Three Mclean boys and that wild Alex Hare
They were armed
All were armed
It was them I'd have known them anywhere
Willie Palmer's stallion was no twenty dollar cayuse
And when the wild ones stole him he hightailed it into town
Ussher in those days was keeping order in the district
But before he'd ridden thirty miles the McLean boys shot him down
Four rode by
Rode through here
Three Mclean boys and that wild Alex Hare
A shepherd known as Kelly saw the wild ones as they passed
They shot him with a rifle and they took his watch and chain
When the posse found them they were in the lonely cabin
A hunger took their fight away and no one else was slain
Four rode by
Rode through here
Three Mclean boys and that wild Alex Hare
They hung the boys in January eighteen eighty one
The first time in that province that they'd strung up brothers three
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Good time, good times. Tune: https://tinyurl.com/yaunwtaz
The story:
McLean Gang
McLean Gang, BC outlaws (fl 1879). Consisting of Allan, Charlie and Archie McLean and Alex Hare (all 4 of mixed blood), the gang lived by banditry and violence. On 8 December 1879 they killed John Tannatt Ussher, a Kamloops policeman who was arresting them for horse theft, and James Kelly, a shepherd. A posse trapped them in a cabin near Douglas Lake and after a short siege the gang surrendered. At the time Allan was 24, Charlie and Alex 17, and Archie 15. Tried in New Westminster, they were executed in a group hanging on 31 January 1881.
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Now there's a bit of real Canadian history. I love happy endings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:19 PM (FicNg)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 15, 2020 06:48 PM (o2MD2)
Is that the Jody for CFS Alert? So far north, they go to Thule for RandR.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (E2Y9z)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (M+pbd)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (SxWg1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (CN5ZP)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 15, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
The Squeaky Beaver, parked next to Roy's Nuts & Butts.
No, really.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at December 15, 2020 07:20 PM (0mF77)
Posted by: erik l at December 15, 2020 07:17 PM (UCI1V)
Hmmmm. I wonder if there's a way to disrupt the money flow to power-hungry, self-important idiots.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 15, 2020 07:21 PM (ofYez)
Posted by: leber at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (2ke6i)
I have seen liberal Americans who wrote about how bad it was their they had to leave. That was around the Iraq War era. Also, Bill Burr was pretty clear on this. I would post it but my right click went kaput.
We have many Canadian friends here. No one is bashing them. Countries can be stupid. Hell, I could see the US government putting up something well, not quite as lame, but still bad in a year or so if things go poorly.
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:21 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: Sean Connery at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (BgMrQ)
Cello Desmond > Viola Desmond
Posted by: Michael the Texan: Fap Checker
Nessun Dorma >Norma Desmond > Cello Desmond > Viola Desmond
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (CN5ZP)
Over the years, I also noted many of my work friends, and acquaintances, married Canadian women.
Discussions with the gals, and guys, showed that the women yearned for real men, and not the feminized sort that roam the highways and byways of the Great White North.
Posted by: Bones at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (M+pbd)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (zTThE)
Manitobans too.
Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: leber at December 15, 2020 07:14 PM (2ke6i)
Yep. I know lots of assholes.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (BM2fS)
Not sure where Desmond Dekker fits in all this.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (SxWg1)
Yes sadly. I do however have one of Rob Ford's re-election buttons which I got from my BIL's house in Toronto and consider a prize possession for the amusing stories it brings to life.
Posted by: WonkishRogue
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Pretty sure I have an Eagleton button around here somewhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (pK7cg)
Nuke DC to stop transdimensional Alien Invasion.
Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: RJD at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:22 PM (CN5ZP)
Working for Rush???
or
Are you Snidely Whiplash, tying little Nell to the railroad tracks???
Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 15, 2020 07:24 PM (M+pbd)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2020 07:11 PM
Rob Ford. I remember some video of him running around the entire council auditorium to beat up someone who dissed him. He was a mess, but made city council meetings in Toronto interesting.
Posted by: Moki at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (+X9Vs)
Posted by: CANNIBAL BOB 'Now in all caps' at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (ol6cB)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (lgiXo)
https://tinyurl.com/ybserhpu
It must suck to have such a tiny brain that's not attached to your skull.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (FicNg)
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)
Okay. Let's have a Canadian/ American drinking contest.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (lgiXo)
Yeah, whatever.
Posted by: The Finns at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: hogmartin
Desmond Dekker > Nessun Dorma >Norma Desmond > Cello Desmond > Viola Desmond
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 15, 2020 07:15 PM (zTThE)
Manitobans too.
Maybe we can trade them for MN and MI.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (H5knJ)
The First Newfoundland Regiment went over the top on the first day of the Somme and nearly were wiped out. Out of 780 men, only 68 answered the roll call the next day. The divisional commander said, "It was a magnificent display of trained and disciplined valour, and its assault only failed of success because dead men can advance no further." Does anyone still remember?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)
Over the years, I also noted many of my work friends, and acquaintances, married Canadian women.
Discussions with the gals, and guys, showed that the women yearned for real men, and not the feminized sort that roam the highways and byways of the Great White North.
Posted by: Bones at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (l0Lgi)
I knew a lot of guys when I was growing up that had hot Canadian girl friends that always happened to be out of town.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:27 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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Ah. I just inherited a bottle of Yukon Jack. It is *very* good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:27 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:27 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)
SCTV
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (oAh30)
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (H5knJ)
I do. They were a UK colony then, and not part of Canada. A terrible loss to Newfoundland , as many of their best perished.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (u82oZ)
Is that what kids are calling it now?
Posted by: SMH "
Is that anything like "Horn swoop me bungo pony"
Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (FicNg)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (CN5ZP)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ward at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (nzKWW)
Want to ski (winter) and hike (summer) in the Rockies, in Alberta.
I'd even like to sight-see in British California.
My own country disgusts and disappoints me so much now, it's not much of a transition going north.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (CN5ZP)
Snerdley was a fun transposition though...
Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (lgiXo)
Adding you to the list, with Steyn and AOP
Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (BRkq2)
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Well, he was a Republican, so.....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (L47aO)
Which was the kraut machine gun in WW1?
Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (lgiXo)
"Let's add gravy and cheese!"
"Fucking brilliant!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (kTF2Z)
https://tinyurl.com/ybserhpu
It must suck to have such a tiny brain that's not attached to your skull.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL
All part of the Democrat plan of never having to admit that they were and are the party of Slavery, Jim Crow, the KKK and Abortion targeted at black babies.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (BM2fS)
Piss on friggin Canada.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna
On behalf of Canada, Newfoundland, and the UK I'd like to thank the USA for holding our coats and wallets for the the first three years of WW1 and the first two years of WW2. But especially for jumping in when you did. Better late than never. We couldn't have done it without you.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Saline Neon at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (W4eKo)
he finally does one on Canadian Whiskey. But the video speaks for itself.
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (3frqk)
And their guys covered themselves with honor and glory in A'stan.
Like New Zealand - just a breath-taking, soul-crushing decline.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:29 PM (lgiXo)
No, but it involves kissing a cod:
The "screech-in" is an optional ceremony performed on non-Newfoundlanders (known to Newfoundlanders as a "come from away" or "mainlander") involving a shot of screech, a short recitation and the kissing of a cod.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (l6b3d)
The "screech-in" is an optional ceremony performed on non-Newfoundlanders (known to Newfoundlanders as a "come from away" or "mainlander") involving a shot of screech, a short recitation and the kissing of a cod.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:31 PM (l6b3d)
All true.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (CN5ZP)
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Those people sound nice.
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Alana at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (7iVzU)
I donno, but Ah been tole, Canadian pussy is mighty cold...
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna
Ok , all (comment 1) is forgiven.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (LBiyC)
I really like Quebec. The people were really nice. They didn't laugh or sneer when you try and speak French. The food was amazing. Really like being in a European city. It is cheap. At least it was the couple of times I've been there. The Canadians we met were complaining that they couldn't afford to vacation in the States. The river is beautiful and there are quaint shops and music on the boardwalk.
I don't know what you all are complaining about. You just visit, enjoy, and leave.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (sd8p8)
I love going to Canada-land.
I love the food and the shopping and the people.
And ketchup flavored potato chips.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (U2p+3)
We couldn't have done it without you.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (LBiyC)
_______
Correct. You couldn't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:33 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:33 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (lgiXo)
Ehhh,
That's typical North Country weather in January / February.
I look back on it, and can't believe that I got up and walked to classes back then.
Or walk to and from the bars at night. Those were long, COLD walks!!!
Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:33 PM (RU4sa)
https://tinyurl.com/ybserhpu
It must suck to have such a tiny brain that's not attached to your skull.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with 21% more FUCKITOL
Rename all of the schools. Pol Pot School, Lenin School, Mao School, Stalin School and other leftist humanitarians.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (oAh30)
The Canuck cucks and their substitute drama teacher can "build back better" without me.
Posted by: RKae
Imagine what it's like being surrounded by people who voted for him.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Every July 1st I remember that day and go read up on it a little more. Over 19K men killed in one day.
Kinda like tomorrow I will remember the Battle of the Bulge and will probably watch Battleground for my evening movie.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 15, 2020 07:32 PM (U2p+3)
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Ate those like they were going out of style in Iraq.
Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Sharkman
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But most of all, Johnson's 'Great Society' program, which completely destroyed the nuclear black family...and he knew that it would...but would buy votes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (LBiyC)
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If that makes you feel better.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)
SCTV
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (oAh30)
Bare Naked Ladies
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (946rW)
Go figure.
That's what they get for introducing Molson and "Canadian Bacon" to us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - We're All John Wick Now at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2020 07:35 PM (H5knJ)
Huh.
The US has quite a bit of diversity, but the commanding heights of the culture, society, and govt. are now ruthlessly and utterly controlled by racist authoritarian ignoramuses every bit as vile, or worse, than their Canadian counterparts.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:35 PM (OTzUX)
@ClayTravis
ESPN analyst says he roots for Bills quarterback Josh Allen to fail because Allen's supporters are the kind of guys who have American flags on their profile pics. How dare they?!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2020 07:35 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (lgiXo)
...can we send them all of our lunatics who don't know what sex they are?
...and all of our BLMers?
...and all of our Karens?
Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (N/VR2)
Posted by: Saline Neon at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (FicNg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R4kUuJtqdQ
Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (CN5ZP)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:34 PM (oAh30)
"
Scheduled for 2022 ... who leaked this ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (/On2j)
I will find a man who will allow me to be the first chick to use his awesome invention so that I can become FAMOUS.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 15, 2020 07:37 PM (7spyz)
@ClayTravis
ESPN analyst says he roots for Bills quarterback Josh Allen to fail because Allen's supporters are the kind of guys who have American flags on their profile pics. How dare they?!
Posted by: redridinghood at December 15, 2020 07:35 PM (NpAcC)
What a maroon...
The kid is actually a very nice young man. Hopefully he won't get his head turned by the adulation he's receiving.
Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: redridinghood
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It's the country they live in.
If they're ordering something from an international seller, should they not put "United States" on their address?
Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (N/VR2)
for holding our coats and wallets for the the first three years of WW1
and the first two years of WW2. But especially for jumping in when you
did. Better late than never. We couldn't have done it without you.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:30 PM (LBiyC)
you are right, you couldn't. And thanks for all the help in the wars we started over here.
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: Cosda at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (KucW4)
...can we send them all of our lunatics who don't know what sex they are?
...and all of our BLMers?
...and all of our Karens?
Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (N/VR2)
It would triple Canada's population and, unlike us, they don't admit human garbage as immigrants as a matter of policy. So this likely will not be permitted.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cGzEU)
Alex Trebek.
Posted by: AF at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cGzEU)
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The penis mightier?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (kTF2Z)
The Canadians took away all the Indians' land, nicely.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Ask a Beothuk how nice we are.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (LBiyC)
.
Mew
Posted by: acat at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (yh8Cw)
Posted by: President-Elect pj at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (qlTN9)
We have solid @cdcgov mortality data through mid-November and it is clear that we are now massively OVERCOUNTING #Covid deaths and have been for months.
The simplest and most obvious evidence of this is that overall deaths are far below where the combination of "normal" weekly deaths plus #Covid deaths would put them. ... [Even ignoring lockdown-caused deaths] the more recent data doesn't say overall non-Covid mortality has returned to normal - it says it's way below normal
5/ An even simpler way to think about it. During the week of April 4, we reported 10,000 #Covid deaths. And 72,200 total deaths. During the week of November 15, we reported 9,300 Covid deaths, nearly the same as that April week - but 61,500 total deaths, 11,000 fewer overall... The only reasonable explanation is that massive testing combined with our death coding rules now mean that we are classifying a HUGE number of elderly deaths as #Covid, whether they are with or from.
Posted by: Cui bono? at December 15, 2020 07:39 PM (BBWrU)
It's not hard.
While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process, the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second World country.
Lots of huge stones being hurled here by people living in a collapsed glass house, which is also piled high with feces and disgrace.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Quint
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Well, there's pork rinds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:38 PM (cGzEU)
Anne Murray. And to be fair, a lot of great comedians from the 80s and 90s.
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM (3frqk)
Posted by: Saline Neon at December 15, 2020 07:41 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:41 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:41 PM (w7KSn)
It's not hard.
While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process, the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second World country.
Lots of huge stones being hurled here by people living in a collapsed glass house, which is also piled high with feces and disgrace.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM (OTzUX)
This is true, but try not to spoil our fun.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at December 15, 2020 07:41 PM (7spyz)
Posted by: tubal at December 15, 2020 07:01 PM (7EHch)
Yes. Definitely in Alberta. They hunt pretty much everything up there.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey... New York City's a shithole at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (GlmxK)
I just bought a used CD of Anne Murray's Christmas album. Gotta admit she has (or at least had) talent as a singer. Very mature voice.
I remember hearing some time back that when she was first signed to Capitol records, everyone at the label was promoting her, including John Lennon (!).
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)
We have solid @cdcgov mortality data through mid-November and it is clear that we are now massively OVERCOUNTING #Covid deaths and have been for months.
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Locally, false positives from the rapid test are very high. I'm very dubious of the infection rate statistics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: Michael J Fox at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (n47iY)
The future we know, it's the past that always changes
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:43 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (fIHXk)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)
SCTV
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:28 PM (oAh30)
Bare Naked Ladies
Klaatu
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bones at December 15, 2020 07:23 PM (l0Lgi)
...
Are Canadian mail-order brides a thing?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: clutch
The most common was the MG 08/15, a variation of the Maxim:
https://tinyurl.com/MG-08-15
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (Zg/67)
While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process, the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second World country.
__________
Thank you, Democratic Party!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (FicNg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Yep. Worked exactly as planned.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (lgiXo)
THAT is how scandalously idiotic and medically/scientifically illiterate the world-wide reaction has been, and continues to be.
And there issues with the death count beyond the over-counting/coding. Countries that have done autopsies on all suspected fatalities have found actual cause of death % therein to be much lower than mere testing indicated.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM
Its not a euphemism. Its literally the etymological definition. From ne scire, "no knowledge". Be nice means pretend you don't know. Be nice to the follower of Muhammad.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (L47aO)
We have solid @cdcgov mortality data through mid-November and it is clear that we are now massively OVERCOUNTING #Covid deaths and have been for months.
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Locally, false positives from the rapid test are very high. I'm very dubious of the infection rate statistics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (cGzEU)
It will not change until after Biden saves us all with the arbitrary number of days shut down. Then all positive covid reports will be verboten and thus we'll all be saved. Huzah!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Caliban at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (fIHXk)
While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process, the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second World country.
__________
Thank you, Democratic Party!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)
Amazing how they did this, given the ferocity and tenacity of the opposition party.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (puu6v)
Plunks down his rubles, paid in advance.
Dealer says "OK, come back in ten years and pick up your car."
The man says "Morning or afternoon?"
The dealer says "What difference does it make, it's ten years away?"
The man says "Well, the plumber is coming in the afternoon..."
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: clutch
The most common was the MG 08/15, a variation of the Maxim:
https://tinyurl.com/MG-08-15
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:44 PM (BM2fS)
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Brothers Maxim and Browning had revolutionized the weaponry. The generals did not keep pace with the tactics.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey... New York City's a shithole at December 15, 2020 07:42 PM (GlmxK)
Monstrous deer in Alberta because of the winter kill. Good bird hunting, too.
Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (fIHXk)
Close the border!!! Close the border!!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (oAh30)
The renaming school committee wants to rename Abraham Lincoln school, cause you know the dood who freed the slaves was a racist.
Under consideration are schools named for Washington, Hoover and Feinstein.
Posted by: Farmer at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (uEauf)
And GOP, in many states, including MI WI GA AZ.
And the collapsed judiciary, all over (including those states above).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez)
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The Nice was also Keith Emerson's first band.
Don't forget that one.
Posted by: RKae at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (N/VR2)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:40 PM
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: San Francisco at December 15, 2020 07:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (aNA3Q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (FicNg)
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I knew a guy back in the day who assaulted himself with gallons of Canadian whiskey every week. His favorite t-shirt: "Drink Canada Dry".
Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (UDapT)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: db at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:36 PM (3frqk)
Because we eat the real thing here and have no need of chips to fill our empty bellies.......unlike Englandistan.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (lgiXo)
Spoke to her for about an hour and got her number. She was very intelligent and we had a great conversation about a wide variety of things.
When I left I shook her hand and said "X, it was a pleasure to meet you. I could listen to you all day."
Have I accidently discovered the secret to male-female relations? Simply saying "I'll listen"? Time will tell. As most of you know, I've been married and divorced twice, so I'm way snake bit.
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)
The Brits did love using colonials for shock troops in the wars.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: LongHaulPlucker at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (/9reY)
Posted by: The Red and The Black at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (FicNg)
Posted by: Peter North at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)
Take off, eh!
Posted by: Bob and Doug Mckenzie at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (PiwSw)
__________
Thank you, Democratic Party!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (mht8P)
UniParty wins again!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (lgiXo)
Public Outreach
289 reviews-Indeed.com
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San Diego, CA
Posted by: Miklos, seeing into the future at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:48 PM (OTzUX)
Misery, company.
Cutting it all loose and laughing at it is the end game.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 15, 2020 07:51 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (WOYcU)
That's merely 1/3 of a list of problems.
1) Poorly trained testers don't carry out the test correctly (eg, Coca-Cola tests positive)
2) Well-trained testers are however instructed to use a bad cycle count
3) PCR detects coronavirus remnants - such as those of the common cold, typical at this time of year
Posted by: Asymptomatic is meaningless at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (BBWrU)
I know it's a long shot, but you do remember I'm Canadian, eh?
Posted by: Peter North at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (DMUuz)
Long shot? I thought you were a big shot.
Posted by: davidt at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (lgiXo)
They're definitely a pest to humans, but among birds bald eagles are pretty huge a**holes.
And don't get me started on cuckoos...
Posted by: Bumr50 at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (SEBYZ)
After cleaning up America, you realize that about 2500 vehicles, 4 people each, heavily armed could flood across the Ambassador Bridge in Detroit, take out the guards and successfully invade.
Announce a permanent zero percent income tax rate as part of the New America, bring some extra weapons and ammo to sell us and the army would swell.
Keep whatever you want from anyone in government that you take care of. That's a million people in Ontario. Take care of their family...you get the house and land.
For those looking for adventure...Canada....America's revolutionary playland.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (v2c9/)
If I haven't sufficiently impressed this before, inside baseball compels me to do so again:
Back up any videos of mine you would like convenient access to, and subscribe to me on Unauthorized, Bitchute, or other censorship-free places my output can be found.
Shitshow inbound.
I guess Goolag is preparing to give him the chop.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (DTX3h)
https://tinyurl.com/Short---Original-Idea
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (BM2fS)
Public Outreach
289 reviews-Indeed.com
San Diego, CA"
I would have so much fun in a job like that.
Posted by: f'd at December 15, 2020 07:53 PM (FicNg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)
The Brits did love using colonials for shock troops in the wars.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2020 07:50 PM (eoQWY)
Hmmm. Last American Frontal Assault...
Picket's Charge?
We kinda learned that lesson the hard way.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2020 07:53 PM (oHd/0)
C.E.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:53 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: f'd at December 15, 2020 07:53 PM (FicNg)
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Public outreach, indeed.
Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (RU4sa)
And the school board both decided to mess with grading (to "help" those unfairly affected by patriarchal racist things like performance being related to grades), and has been having the really sickening and outrageous racist indoctrination garbage that was recently banned from federal $ - but which will be right back in action with federal $ in 2 months.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Gilded at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (BRkq2)
Hmmm. Last American Frontal Assault...
Picket's Charge?
We kinda learned that lesson the hard way.
Posted by: Romeo13
_________
Meuse-Argonne
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:45 PM (lgiXo)
This not widely known...
AND SHOULD BE!
Posted by: browndog at December 15, 2020 07:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:54 PM (OTzUX)
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Idiocracy was off by a few centuries.
Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
The Germans' development of their Storm Troopers was based on their having the shockingly not insane idea that using terrain and fire and movement to protect your men while advancing was something that could work better than just walking into massed machine guns.
Imagine being a Hauptmann who brought the idea to his chain of command for the first time.
"MADNESS!!!" the generals all cried. But he persisted and they relented and modern infantry tactics were born. 10 million corpses too late.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Dr_No at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (mu5GU)
Posted by: Dante Alighieri at December 15, 2020 07:07 PM
Its not a euphemism. Its literally the etymological definition. From ne scire, "no knowledge". Be nice means pretend you don't know. Be nice to the follower of Muhammad.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 15, 2020 07:46 PM (OssQ4)
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Que sais-je?
Posted by: Dante's friend Montaigne at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 15, 2020 07:52 PM (lgiXo)
a bloody mary has to be made very well and it has to be the right time. I just heard about bloody marias. Those are with Tequila. A Bloody Caesar, hmm. I dont' see it. is it with grappa? Because to be honest I no like the grappa. I know there is some high end stuff, but the regular stuff is like gasoline.
Posted by: Quint at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (3frqk)
https://tinyurl.com/y8poadeq
H/T to AOP.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (pK7cg)
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:49 PM (BM2fS)
the most instructive video on Females EVER?
Its not the nail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2020 07:57 PM (OTzUX)
It will be exactly One Hundred Days of Bondage.
(until they ultimately declare a saeculum of days)
Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at December 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)
Is it legal to sell weed in Canada? I want to set up a shop at the border.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 15, 2020 07:57 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at December 15, 2020 07:59 PM (dYe5S)
Imagine being a Hauptmann who brought the idea to his chain of command for the first time.
"MADNESS!!!" the generals all cried. But he persisted and they relented and modern infantry tactics were born. 10 million corpses too late.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 07:56 PM (BM2fS)
/nods his head...
Posted by: Stonewall Jackson at December 15, 2020 07:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Endeavor To Persevere at December 15, 2020 07:59 PM (77jVU)
Posted by: Dave at December 15, 2020 08:00 PM (KWYbg)
Posted by: Dr_No at December 15, 2020 08:00 PM (mu5GU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
Posted by: Romeo13
Great video. Second only to the Hot/Crazy Matrix video for explaining reality.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BM2fS)
Bottom line up front: Canadians today are vastly more tolerant of government-by-mandarin than nearly everybody in the U.S. This is just one reflection of the different Founding Facts and the years that have passed.
We were founded by armed revolt against what was then a legitimate goverment; the country of Canada was born by an act of the same Crown and Parliament that we rebelled against.
Basically, Canada exists because Great Britain wanted to keep a hand in North America after the American Revolution.
I'm not complaining, believe me. After countless political discussions with inlaws and friends north of the border over many cases of 2-4, I'm perfectly happy to let them live up there while we live down here. (We outnumber them 10:1 anyway.)
However, I really think they could dump the national anthem ("Oh, Canada") and go back to the "The Maple Leaf Forever".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-csLPjT1A
Posted by: PubliusII at December 15, 2020 08:00 PM (NCsa7)
Posted by: rhomboid
If I'm not mistaken, his ashes were distributed in space on a shuttle mission.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2020 08:01 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Leo at December 15, 2020 08:03 PM (wKsYH)
They have only 38 million people . We have 328 million people.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 15, 2020 08:03 PM (2DOZq)
I believe Canada's elections - while they generally produce idiotic,
disastrous results for that country and the world - have very high
integrity in terms of process.
It's not hard.
While the US now has a farcical, clumsily corrupt election process,
the kind the neither the US itself nor the UN or OECD or EU would ever
recognize as legitimate, were it held in a Third World or former Second
World country.
Lots of huge stones being hurled here by people living in a
collapsed glass house, which is also piled high with feces and disgrace.
Posted by: rhomboid
It's much easier to do in Canada because Federal elections are held on their own and every Canadian has 1 vote for a single Member of Parliament. So we put one X among a choice of 2-5 candidates. Much easier to count. The leader of the party with the most MPs is the Prime Minister. If you have no ID or voting card, even your grandmother or next door neighbour will not let you vote. You are SOL. Early voting if you can't be around for election day but the only no mail in as far as I know is special ballots for military and incarcerated people. Apparently, the incarcerated may be murderers but are still 'nice' enough to let vote. We still had thousands of illegal ballots in 2019.
Senators are appointed by the Prime Minister. Provincial and Municipal Municipal elections are held together are staggared and (almost) never one Province on the same day as another.
Voting for everyone from President to dogcatcher makes it tough in the US to count so many races, and to me its a miracle that they could get it all counted election night, and now we find it's because they just make it up.
The best part of elections in Canada is that they last five or six weeks. fukouttahere.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:04 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 15, 2020 08:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2020 08:08 PM (8bJHg)
Posted by: clutch at December 15, 2020 08:12 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Thomas Alva Tesla at December 15, 2020 08:17 PM (xqmCG)
The First Newfoundland Regiment went over the top on the first day of
the Somme and nearly were wiped out. Out of 780 men, only 68 answered
the roll call the next day. The divisional commander said, "It was a
magnificent display of trained and disciplined valour, and its assault
only failed of success because dead men can advance no further." Does
anyone still remember?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2020 07:26 PM (mht8P)
The Brits did love using colonials for shock troops in the wars.
Posted by: Oldcat
Beaumont Hamel (Somme July 1 2016) happened six months after they withdrew from trench warfare at Gallipoli/Suvla Bay.
There's an amazing documentary by Peter Jackson called 'They shall not grow old' about the British in WW1. Amazing restoration, adding color, sound, correcting lighting and film speed. I saw it in 3D at a theatre a couple of years ago. It was followed by a making of documentary which was also amazing. See them both if you can. It was very moving.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:22 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Mongo at December 15, 2020 08:23 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:04 PM (LBiyC)
Dirks, you're a Newfie?
Posted by: clutch
Yes. So, I'm not that crazy about Canada either, speaking of election fraud (194
. Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:25 PM (LBiyC)
494
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:04 PM (LBiyC)
Dirks, you're a Newfie?
Posted by: clutch
Yes. So, I'm not that crazy about Canada either, speaking of election fraud (194.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn1948 referenda for union with US, independence or confederation with Canada. They cheated.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:26 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 15, 2020 08:26 PM (+fTAB)
We never set foot in Canada again. My wife retired as a senior executive for an international travel company and was responsible for redirecting more than $750M of travel, airfare and rental cars out of Canada in her career. Special attention paid to particular hotels in Montreal and Quebec.
They are still smug degens from the north, as Letterkenny has proven.
Good fishin' in Ka-Beq though.
Posted by: Open Channel D at December 15, 2020 08:28 PM (gcQt5)
My comment was removed from YouTube!
Posted by: Mongo at December 15, 2020 08:28 PM (IU8aO)
At the time, Newfoundland was a separate government, not part of Canada.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 15, 2020 08:28 PM (zMFmR)
Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 15, 2020 07:25 PM (w7KSn)
Stompin' Tom Connors
Posted by: ChuckALuck at December 15, 2020 08:29 PM (VjGsQ)
Nice that Canadian voters are retards who elected PM Blackie McBlackface, twice!
Posted by: Mongo
The apple didn't fall far from the trees. He got his Pierre's's socialism and his Maggie's psychosis.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 15, 2020 08:29 PM (LBiyC)
Posted by: Erik L at December 15, 2020 08:32 PM (qAyj+)
Posted by: Joseph Dagostino at December 15, 2020 08:35 PM (3w9Fm)
I enjoy the Niagara escarpment, Quebec City is a wonder.
But Lindsay Shepherd got completely fucked over by the insane Stalinist Maoists that infest Canada.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 15, 2020 08:42 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: DJ3way at December 15, 2020 08:44 PM (y4Fdh)
Also, we all <a href="https://tinyurl.com/y7w8nu8c">hate you</a>.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at December 15, 2020 09:17 PM (j6G4k)
Posted by: Daniel Ream at December 15, 2020 09:17 PM (j6G4k)
Posted by: Chillin the most at December 15, 2020 09:32 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: ss at December 15, 2020 10:04 PM (pqUle)
All that we ask is, "Why do we live here?"
Posted by: ruralbob at December 15, 2020 10:26 PM (PqKIk)
Posted by: torabora at December 16, 2020 12:28 AM (Oqx2n)
From my ears to Cod's lips.
Posted by: Saf at December 16, 2020 09:58 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: aelfheld at December 16, 2020 11:02 AM (IxDhF)
Posted by: aelfheld at December 16, 2020 11:08 AM (IxDhF)
They left out Eskimo Nell
Posted by: aelfheld at December 16, 2020 11:10 AM (IxDhF)
Posted by: RalphF at December 16, 2020 11:11 AM (5FiEy)
Posted by: CN at December 15, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)
Unfortunately, you can say the same about the U.S.
Posted by: RalphF at December 16, 2020 11:37 AM (5FiEy)
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