Tucker Carlson: We Reached Out to Eric Swalwell to Ask If, As Has Been Reported, He Had Sex with Confirmed Chinese Spy Fang Fang;<br>Swalwell Told Us He Could Not Answer, Because the Answer Might be "Classified"

Tucker Carlson: We Reached Out to Eric Swalwell to Ask If, As Has Been Reported, He Had Sex with Confirmed Chinese Spy Fang Fang;
Swalwell Told Us He Could Not Answer, Because the Answer Might be "Classified"

This is from a Non-Fox Account, so you're not putting money in their pocket by watching the intro.

It's worth it.

He points out that all of the "mainstream" media -- which all has various deals with China, coincidentally enough -- refused to even mention the story about the Chinese professor declaring that China had recruited agents among the "central core" of American political/financial power.

And he points out they're not eager to discuss possible Chinese Agent Eric Swalwell, Democrat presidential candidate and sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee, either.

He also plays clips of Eric Fartwell claiming that he's totally a hawk on foreign interference and meeting with spies.

Posted by: Ace at 02:38 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)

2 And video is *already* gone. They're on their game today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2020 02:38 PM (hYcqw)

3 Video unavailable.
And sponge!

Posted by: MarkY at December 09, 2020 02:38 PM (i022r)

4 "Declassified."
-Trump

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:38 PM (NWM+b)

5 Top 20 removed list

Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2020 02:39 PM (FhXTo)

6 Classified ...

ROFLMAO

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 09, 2020 02:39 PM (AHq56)

7 >>>Swalwell Told Us He Could Not Answer, Because the Answer Might be "Classified"

*licks pencil tip*

Ok, I will put that down as a big "YES".

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2020 02:39 PM (Ti+Tv)

8 Remember when Fartswell suggested he'd nuke flyover country?

Good times.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 09, 2020 02:39 PM (4j2IB)

9 So, basically, "classified" means "yes." Because if he didn't pork her, he could just say "no."

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 09, 2020 02:39 PM (lY4np)

10 I see Youtube is grabbing vids right and left and tossing them. Nice to see they are looking out for "us".

Posted by: turambar at December 09, 2020 02:39 PM (Gylu/)

11 For your eyes only, only for you . . .

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell's Balls at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (H5knJ)

12 Moar revelations about little China donks, please. Faster

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (ONvIw)

13 My penis is TOP SECRET.

Seriously that's what my Chinese spy girlfriend called it.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (qlFIA)

14 I'm not a fan of refused to deny is confirmed, however, there are exceptions to that.

This would be one of them.

It's like down here when Cal Cunningham refused to answer if there would be more women. That's a yes, dude.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (GbPPJ)

15
Swallwell: Fang Fang

Obama: Fag Fag

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (mht8P)

16 Trump should tweet "I hereby declassify any government materials regarding Eric Swalwell and his piece of tail."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (oVJmc)

17 Don't put up a Fox approved copy, Ace. Tarlson needs to realize that if his revenue is going to our enemies, we're gonna treat him like a Soros type. I know, he's just trying to make a living, but so were the guards at Dachau.

Posted by: trev006 at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (xx7fC)

18 What's in his pants is classified.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (4j2IB)

19 I did not have sex with that Tiger Lily

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (tYDHt)

20 Would it be better or worse if they came here and took 1st after pulling the clip?

Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (FhXTo)

21 HEY! You! Don't make us come down there!

The Galactic Federation

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (gmo/4)

22 Meh...would be more powerful if somebody with some influence said it. Don't we have a political party that supposedly has some pull in DC? I guess they must be away for holidays.

Posted by: DJ3Way at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (bhPL1)

23 Pretty sure the bride isn't accepting the "classified" answer from me. Ever.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (sjdRT)

24 Swalwell say:

Eat Chinese and don't get on TV's.

The eyeballs need to be fried out of this communist pig's empty head.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (puu6v)

25 Can we go back to the days when congressmen just slept with actual escorts in DC? Are any DC madames still arojnd?

Posted by: Mishdog at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (F/Rk0)

26 Wonder if he has a fart fetish, like the Chinese spy had to fart in his mouth or whatever.

Posted by: Nonapod at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (K4vtd)

27 So, basically, "classified" means "yes." Because if he didn't pork her, he could just say "no." <<<<<
Mu Shoo Pork with extra eggroll.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

28 That thing I promised not to do in your mouth? Well, whether I did it or not is classified. Wink.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (UPoLF)

29 TOP Secret? And all this time, I'd been assuming Swallwell was a bottom.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (lY4np)

30 14 I'm not a fan of refused to deny is confirmed, however, there are exceptions to that.

This would be one of them.

It's like down here when Cal Cunningham refused to answer if there would be more women. That's a yes, dude.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (GbPPJ)

==========

"Yes, I did. What are you going to do about it, proles?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (NWM+b)

31 >>> He also plays clips of Eric Fartwell claiming that he's totally a hawk on foreign interference and meeting with spies.

Being a "hawk on foreign interference" is probably just a euphemism for guys that like to fart on Asian women they're having sex with. Not going to check the internet.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (l6b3d)

32 So... just about everyone in a consequential position of power has been compromised by a hostile power.

We can't talk about it... at least not in any large and meaningful way... because the press/social media will censor it.

Voting obviously won't work because the will of the people will be thwarted by the will of the powerful via election fraud.

Lawsuit? If by some miracle a judge rules in our favor, another judge will overrule, or the ruling will just be ignored.

So... what to do? Lay down and take it?

Posted by: weew at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (EaEMG)

33 Fol youl eyes onry, onry fol youl . . .

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell's Balls - Chinese Remix at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (H5knJ)

34 Can I get the Fang Fang with white rice instead of fried? Oh, and no MSG please.

Posted by: Roy at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (Ti+Tv)

35 His secret agent name was "Dutch Oven"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (Ovyj9)

36 NOT fucking her wouldn't be classified.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

37 Pffft.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (DMUuz)

38 Imagine committing treason for a 4 out of 10 Chinese woman. Yikes!

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (DH4sA)

39 Well dim voters have searched high and low to find the worst leaders the World has ever seen.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (YltW9)

40 sorry baby, that's classified info.

Posted by: x at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (0tE/i)

41 It's like down here when Cal Cunningham refused to answer if there would be more women. That's a yes, dude.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (GbPPJ)

Who's Cal Cunningham?

Posted by: North Carolina media at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

42 Ace. Video removed by uploader.

Kinda on-topic, willowed repost.

Someone brought up youtube alternatives. Here is a list of The Future Decentralized Video Platforms

https://blockonomi.com/

youtube-alternative/

People say the problem with these is that nobody uses them. It's a chicken and egg problem. Be the egg.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (KnJdm)

43 I won't say if she told me that I have a gargantuan penis, like the Empire State building wearing a helmet, because that's classified.

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (Izzlo)

44 25 Can we go back to the days when congressmen just slept with actual escorts in DC? Are any DC madames still arojnd?
Posted by: Mishdog at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (F/Rk0)

I would love to go back to the days when Members of Congress only took bribes, sexual and financial, from countries that weren't avowed enemies of the United States.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (puu6v)

45 The video is gone.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (946rW)

46

This is more appropriate for the last thread but the NY AG Letitia James is having a press conference going after Farcebook. NY is leading the monopoly lawsuit against Farcebook. After all Comrade Suckerberg does for the left and he's still getting thrown to the wolves. Good.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (mpeBU)

47 Video has been taken down. Is that the gag or was there really a video?

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (Fs5vw)

48 Chinee pussy be classified.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (WekKK)

49 36
NOT fucking her wouldn't be classified.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

lol, Threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (KnJdm)

50 Video is gone like a cool breeze in July.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (WQZ1O)

51 >38
Imagine committing treason for a 4 out of 10 Chinese woman. Yikes!

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (DH4sA)

Being willing to bang me adds 5.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (sjdRT)

52 @13 Eric Smallwell(sock)-That's funny AF

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (0jZnq)

53 41 It's like down here when Cal Cunningham refused to answer if there would be more women. That's a yes, dude.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (GbPPJ)

Who's Cal Cunningham?
Posted by: North Carolina media at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

Eagles QB back in the 80s

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (Izzlo)

54 What kind of knees are these? Chi-nese.

Posted by: FrodoB-
Yep, I stole it at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (dQF3z)

55 Who's with me in suspecting the NY Time story I just read, about RUSSIA stealing hacking tools from a major US IT Security firm (FireEye), is a disinformation op to deflect attention away from Chinese espionage news?
I mean, WHY NOT? NY Times is always Johnny on the spot when in comes from covering the asses of D politicians.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (5KMti)

56 48
Chinee pussy be classified.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob -- Killn ain't hrd, its not killn thats hrd at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (WekKK)

Chinethe puthy be clathified?

Posted by: Mike Tython at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (KnJdm)

57 Swalwell is implying that he was 007-ing her. Copulating for his country. It is to laugh...

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (IhEo7)

58 who farted is on a need to know basis only

Posted by: x at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (0tE/i)

59 Longtime lurker here. What does #WASTF mean in Hordianese?

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (Cme7M)

60 And when I get excited, My little China girl says, " Oh, baby, you got girlfriend D.C.?"

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (gmo/4)

61 Off sockwell

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (Izzlo)

62 Subject "Fartwell" wanted to wear a gas mask and huff my own gaseous anal-ventings via a tube. I obliged, only because he promised me info on Rep Schiff's appetites for young children.

And of course Fartwell's penis is still small by Chinese standards.

Posted by: Fang Fang's Report #488 on Subject at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (a+Mub)

63 55 Who's with me in suspecting the NY Time story I just read, about RUSSIA stealing hacking tools from a major US IT Security firm (FireEye), is a disinformation op to deflect attention away from Chinese espionage news?
I mean, WHY NOT? NY Times is always Johnny on the spot when in comes from covering the asses of D politicians.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (5KMti)

========

Dolley is dealing with that at work.

FireEye is telling their clients how to prevent their tools from working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (NWM+b)

64 See, Nancy Pelosi told him to give it to the spy good and hard and then he could flip her to the American side cause "BAP" Big American Pen1s.
Dems have their own spy apparatus to help out ht overworked Alphabet Agencies...see.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (Ovyj9)

65 38 Imagine committing treason for a 4 out of 10 Chinese woman. Yikes!
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (DH4sA)

Frankly, I doubt he realized what he was doing.

I think people in politics in the US are just used to everyone sucking up to them in return for political favors.

Like that's their normal. Girls sleeping with them, "constituents" buying them drinks, giving their kids jobs, donating tens of thousands of dollars to their campaign... with a wink and a nod about to repay those favors down the line. With promises of ever increasing "friendship" the more the politician shows that he's a friend.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (UPoLF)

66 Cal Cunningham is the loser who lost his NC US Senate bid this year to Thom Tillis.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (Pqytn)

67 The video was already removed. We're living in a combination of Orwell's 1984 and full-on Clown World now.

Posted by: Wicklow at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (uH65w)

68 I think he's making that up about this being classified, unless he means its classified in China.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (xqRaG)

69 First there is a vidclip
Then there is no vidclip
Then there is

Thank you Information Masters.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (bCLt0)

70 You found panties in the glove box of my car? Sorry hon, that's classified.

BLAM BLAM BLAM

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (kTF2Z)

71 Ugly out of shape people in elected office should be banned. They cannot control themselves and will bang anything and anyone.
There is excuse for banging a literal Chinese 4. That is pathetic.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (DH4sA)

72 This is going to be a bumpy ride, buckle up

Posted by: MarkC at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (iWFQR)

73 Thats Crassified.

Posted by: Fabg Fang at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (cCxiu)

74 I wonder what would happen if people cut out the middle man and starting burning Chinese flags outside their embassies, missions and facilities in large crowds.

If they are at the bottom of this mess, it's because Xi felt he had to move rather than wait out Trump. That means pressure from inside the CCP. Enough light could hurt that Asian sense of honor and pride and make him look weak among the other CCP gangsters, one of whom surely wants to sit in the big chair.

We can't knock off Xi, but we may be able to destabilize him enough that someone on his side removes him.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (Wm5SB)

75 Just like bang bang chicken is just a fancied up chicken tender, Fang Fang is just a typical honeypot with a singsong accent, and nothing out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Downcast, fallen, but got up. at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (eOmo0)

76
NOT fucking her wouldn't be classified.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah, Swallowell you might fold under questioning.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (gmo/4)

77 Okay. I just saw your nic. Well done

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (Pqytn)

78 41
It's like down here when Cal Cunningham refused to answer if there would be more women. That's a yes, dude.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 09, 2020 02:40 PM (GbPPJ)

Who's Cal Cunningham?

does he have a dog named spot?

Posted by: Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (sGtp+)

79 Ha Ha! you had sex with a chinese spy!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (r+sAi)

80 Who's Cal Cunningham?
Posted by: North Carolina media at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

Eagles QB back in the 80s
Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at December 09, 2020 02:44 PM (Izzlo)

He sold cars in LA.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (AiZBA)

81
This is more appropriate for the last thread but
the NY AG Letitia James is having a press conference going after
Farcebook. NY is leading the monopoly lawsuit against Farcebook. After
all Comrade Suckerberg does for the left and he's still getting thrown
to the wolves. Good.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (mpeBU)

Its a shakedown and a Potemkin cage rattle.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (Ovyj9)

82 Who's Cal Cunningham?
Posted by: North Carolina media at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

Hell if we know.

Posted by: North Carolina voters at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (GbPPJ)

83 LMAO
Classified sex
Suuure

Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (EGSGm)

84
Zombie Phyllis Diller is confused with this talk of Fang Fang...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (s2VJv)

85 74 I wonder what would happen if people cut out the middle man and starting burning Chinese flags

This.

Posted by: Rusty at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (gtWiK)

86 I think Fang Fang is a man man baby!

She as a dangle not a dingle.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (KdF3o)

87 Video is already unavailable?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (SRRAx)

88 Funny how Swalwell and his fellow Dems such as Adam Schiff never worried about the constant leaking of classified info about Trump for the past 4 years, huh?

Not funny, but Swalwell knows he can say ludicrous things like this and there will be no consequences, The "brave firefighter" journO's who allegedly live to "afflict the comfortable" will cover his flatulent a$$ for him and the story will quickly dissipate.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2020 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

89 Mr Swalwell, you got girl friend Beijing ?

Me love you long time, you party ?

Posted by: Boom-Boom at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (2cfUo)

90 China censored that YT clip, eh? That pretty much tells us everything we need to know without them saying one word.

Their silence is deafening.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (HaL55)

91 Vichy Washington is not concerned.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (bCLt0)

92 Something must be up: Clintons are in the news. Bill is worried sick that Hillary might leave him over trips to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Baggage goes overboard at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (BBWrU)

93 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

94 Swallow well nuf said these parasites sure love their eleted representative status.

Posted by: California Red at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (MFj0T)

95 The answer is yes, he did.

Better question is did he know she was a spy when he slept with her. The answer here is also yes, but worth asking.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (JRaU+)

96 video is gone.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (o2MD2)

97 >>> 74 I wonder what would happen if people cut out the middle man and starting burning Chinese flags outside their embassies, missions and facilities in large crowds.

If they are at the bottom of this mess, it's because Xi felt he had to move rather than wait out Trump. That means pressure from inside the CCP. Enough light could hurt that Asian sense of honor and pride and make him look weak among the other CCP gangsters, one of whom surely wants to sit in the big chair.

We can't knock off Xi, but we may be able to destabilize him enough that someone on his side removes him.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (Wm5SB)

With so many universities whoring themselves out to the CCP, there ought to be a "Confucius Center" nearby...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (02b6n)

98 I believe Fang Fang is Mandarin for "Five if you've already put away a sixer."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (H5knJ)

99 That's not lipstick on my collar, its blood, besides its classified, except for you knowing it's blood not lipstick. That part is not classified.

Posted by: Secret Agent Dutch Oven at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (Ovyj9)

100 95 The answer is yes, he did.

Better question is did he know she was a spy when he slept with her. The answer here is also yes, but worth asking.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (JRaU+)

=======

Better question:

What classified material does he have in his possession that he allowed her access to?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (NWM+b)

101 "Something must be up: Clintons are in the news. Bill is worried sick that Hillary might leave him over trips to Pedo Island."

Worse yet, he's afraid she won't.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (lY4np)

102 No ticky, no washee!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (98I2b)

103 This Skidwell-Fang Fang thing is the biggest DC spy scandal since Henry Wilson 'fessed up to poking Rose O'Neal Greenhow.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (Pqytn)

104 Fists of Furry

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (ch6++)

105 Not even the Democrats could stomach a Fartwell presidency.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (0QYMt)

106 >93
I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

...been here 4 howah?

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (sjdRT)

107 Bill is worried sick that Hillary might leave him over trips to Pedo Island.
Posted by: Baggage goes overboard at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (BBWrU)

------

You misspelled "praying fervently"....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

108 Fang Fang is Mandarin for Beef and Broccoli.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (bCLt0)

109 Longtime lurker here. What does #WASTF mean in Hordianese?
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (Cme7M)

We Are So Totally

FABULOUS!!!!

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (YxYnl)

110 Confucius say, lolgf.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (KnJdm)

111 He sold cars in LA.

No, no, no. He sold RV's in El Monte, CA. Prolly still does.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (HaL55)

112
I wonder what would happen if people cut out the middle man and starting burning Chinese flags outside their embassies, missions and facilities in large crowds.

But that might make him "lose face."
Chris Matthews told me that "face" is the most important thing in the world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (63Dwl)

113

Ancient Chinese Secret...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)

114 92
Something must be up: Clintons are in the news. Bill is worried sick that Hillary might leave him over trips to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Baggage goes overboard at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (BBWrU)

How would he know she was gone?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (Ovyj9)

115 Men will commit treason for pussy. Not all men but some. Do any women commit treason for dick? Or Jane?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (lgiXo)

116 He can't say he didn't bang her because he doesn't know what Ratcliffe has.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (kTF2Z)

117 65 38 Imagine committing treason for a 4 out of 10 Chinese woman. Yikes!
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:42 PM (DH4sA)

Frankly, I doubt he realized what he was doing.

I think people in politics in the US are just used to everyone sucking up to them in return for political favors.

Like that's their normal. Girls sleeping with them, "constituents" buying them drinks, giving their kids jobs, donating tens of thousands of dollars to their campaign... with a wink and a nod about to repay those favors down the line. With promises of ever increasing "friendship" the more the politician shows that he's a friend.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 02:45 PM (UPoLF)

he doesn't and can't get laid, bro. He can't land a woman. this isn't hard to figure out.

Do you believe Tom Cotton would be even temped with that Chinese spy? No, because he he objectively handsome (no homo) and fit. China doesn't have European and American tier 9/10s and 10/10s. besides, the aesthetically pleasing ones are more than likely married to aesthetically pleasuring spouses.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (DH4sA)

118 Why you no boom boom korean girl? Korean girl more pretty chinese girl.

Posted by: Whoa Phat at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

119 The video has been memory-holed. I'm not shaking my head and smiling wryly to myself, either. This is some spooky, Orwellian shit.

Posted by: troyriser at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (OLtrr)

120 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

-------

You are horny again after an hour???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

121 You know - all it would take is Trump to say "no, that isn't classified" to end that excuse.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (C+We0)

122 105
Not even the Democrats could stomach a Fartwell presidency.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 09, 2020 02:49 PM (0QYMt)

Yes a cloud over the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (Ovyj9)

123 To hell with Tucker Carlson. His fearless populism is all theater for the rubes.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (3VGQ8)

124 "We have had to sell our and our progeny's birthright, liberty, and souls to China for 30 pieces of Yuan -- all in the name, and under the guise, of National Security.

It's nuanced -- your rubes wouldn't understand ..."

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (6pvkK)

125 117 he doesn't and can't get laid, bro. He can't land a woman. this isn't hard to figure out.

Do you believe Tom Cotton would be even temped with that Chinese spy? No, because he he objectively handsome (no homo) and fit. China doesn't have European and American tier 9/10s and 10/10s. besides, the aesthetically pleasing ones are more than likely married to aesthetically pleasuring spouses.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (DH4sA)

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I'd consider treason for Keri Russell, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (NWM+b)

126 Swallwell strikes me as the kind of guy who would lie and say he slept with her, even if it cost him everything.

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

127 Wait 'till Swallwell discovers that a Chinese lab has mutated the COVID virus into an STD.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (lY4np)

128 Dear Rep. Swallwell:

"No" isn't classified.

Answer the damn question.

Posted by: dave at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (xgg9w)

129 How would he know she was gone?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (Ovyj9)

The absence of the odor of used Depends and Chardonnay?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (PiwSw)

130 93 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

being sold ?

Posted by: Boom-Boom at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (2cfUo)

131 Men will commit treason for pussy. Not all men but some. Do any women commit treason for dick? Or Jane?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (lgiXo)

Just US Senators from CA.

Posted by: Whoa Phat at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

132 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

Sideways?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (98I2b)

133 116 He can't say he didn't bang her because he doesn't know what Ratcliffe has.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (kTF2Z)

Look for the media to try and craft messaging to claim Fang Fang is clean and pure as the wind driven snow and/or a Hong Kong freedom fighter.

Some such rot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)

134 Longtime lurker here. What does #WASTF mean in Hordianese?

I came up with that. We Are So Terribly Fucked.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 09, 2020 02:52 PM (HaL55)

135 Looks like they pulled the video already. Probably copyright strike.

I'll see if it's been archived - I won't bitch about doing that today.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 02:52 PM (L8ADy)

136 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

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Horizontal

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2020 02:52 PM (kTF2Z)

137 @81...it sure is. The tech companies are cooked. Their protection/rent payments to Ds will be dwarfed by barely concealed hush money if Biden is installed. Why? Because the Ds know precisely how the tech companies helped the Ds cheat, and expect payment for their silence. Almost enough to make one feel sorry for poor suckers Zuck and Jack and whoever runs google.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 09, 2020 02:52 PM (IhEo7)

138 Wow. The local natural history museum has an ad for kids where they mention that they can help you "turn the universe into the YOUniverse."

'Cause that's good advice and is sure to result in good, well-adjusted people...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2020 02:52 PM (hYcqw)

139 Tucker is doing acrobatics avoiding talking about the stolen election.
Maybe some day he will connect the dots between China money, Gov Kemp, and SOS Ratburger.

Posted by: Valiant at December 09, 2020 02:53 PM (+8sAe)

140 You are horny again after an hour???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

Otherwise known as erectile function syndrome.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 02:53 PM (KnJdm)

141 I came up with that. We Are So Terribly Fucked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 09, 2020 02:52 PM (HaL55)

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Terribly???

I thought it was "totally".

Im .... confused.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

142 I only meet with SEXY foreign agents
Rep Swalwell

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (wgghp)

143 125

I'd consider treason for Keri Russell, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (NWM+b)

Would you become a travel agent for her, though?

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (bCLt0)

144 Ugly out of shape people in elected office should be banned

In the picture of Swallwell and Fang Fang where it looks like it was a taken at a Senior Prom he doesn't look particularly ugly. I can't tell if he's out of shape or not. And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman. Therefore. I think your suggestion is not helpful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (WkPC9)

145 115 Men will commit treason for pussy. Not all men but some. Do any women commit treason for dick? Or Jane?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (lgiXo)

Women are more hyper sexual than men. The post wall and ugly ones would commit treason for a warm hard dick attached to anybody or anything.
Any honest woman will tell you the average woman's sexual appetites and desires unrestrained would make 99% of men blush.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (DH4sA)

146 he doesn't and can't get laid, bro. He can't land a woman. this isn't hard to figure out.

Do you believe Tom Cotton would be even temped with that Chinese spy? No, because he he objectively handsome (no homo) and fit. China doesn't have European and American tier 9/10s and 10/10s. besides, the aesthetically pleasing ones are more than likely married to aesthetically pleasuring spouses.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:50 PM (DH4sA)

Yeah, I think most guys would be very tempted by an even reasonably attractive girl throwing herself at them.

Not to toot my own horn here, but I do alright in dating. But if I'm single, and hanging out at a buddies house, and a 5/10 girl is all over me, I could totally see myself saying "fuck it, why not?"

Let's be real here.

I wouldn't cheat on a woman, though, but I feel like a lot of people don't draw that line the same way I do.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (UPoLF)

147 the news. Bill is worried sick that Hillary might leave him over trips to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Baggage goes overboard at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (BBWrU)

How would he know she was gone?
Posted by: C

guessing it is that there is going to be more light in the house, since her fat ass is not sucking it in with her gravity.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (4Jold)

148 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

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Horizontal
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 09, 2020 02:52 PM (kTF2Z)

Me no rikey sriding board!

Posted by: Fang Fang at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (98I2b)

149 143 125

I'd consider treason for Keri Russell, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (NWM+b)

Would you become a travel agent for her, though?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (bCLt0)

=========

Too far, dude.

Too far.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (NWM+b)

150 I think there was a line once in King of The Hill about Peggy being an unwitting Chinese spy.

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (Izzlo)

151 I saw the list of stated that have joined in on the Texas suit at the Supreme Court. From the list, it looks like the SEC has graduated from saving college football to saving American elections.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (lY4np)

152

Just saw that fat privileged richgirl twat Big Gretch has some Chinese ties, of course she does.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (lg/F7)

153 Is the video on Bitchute or Rumble?

Posted by: Fedup at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (68ya+)

154 127
Wait 'till Swallwell discovers that a Chinese lab has mutated the COVID virus into an STD.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (lY4np)

We get Chinese Lung Aids. He gets Chinese Dick Aids.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (KnJdm)

155 Do any women commit treason for dick? Or Jane?

No-only for Sally.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (WkPC9)

156 93 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

covered in covid mold ?

Posted by: Boom-Boom at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (2cfUo)

157 Women are more hyper sexual than men.

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??????

Oh.... wait.... you left out... single

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

158 I'd consider treason for Keri Russell, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (NWM+b)

She was great in the movie "Waitress". Good movie.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (AiZBA)

159 Ok, the video wasn't archived so it took a minute.

Here's the Tucker video, and they DON'T get money as it's frozen in time and space!

https://archive.is/KtuHw

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (L8ADy)

160 Carlson is on Faux Gnus. I don't trust him. Nor should any other conservative.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (o2MD2)

161 The disappering video should show us how tenuous our access to information really is.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (bCLt0)

162 Look for the media to try and craft messaging to claim Fang Fang is clean and pure as the wind driven snow and/or a Hong Kong freedom fighter.

Some such rot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (s2VJv)

________

"She's the illegitimate daughter of Trump and Yoko Ono!"

That should placate you deplorables ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (6pvkK)

163 Terribly???

I thought it was "totally".

Im .... confused.

That's the danger inherent in those anagram thingys. Just be sure to use a hashtag so the kids will think they're all kewl and shit when they see it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (HaL55)

164 Right now, Alex Jones is pounding his fist and chanting "We are under martial law."

There are checkpoints, movement is restricted, and our constitution has been suspended.

Hard to disagree with him.

Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (ZCiJZ)

165 Terribly Fcuked? Seems like an oxymoron

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (Cme7M)

166 158 I'd consider treason for Keri Russell, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (NWM+b)

She was great in the movie "Waitress". Good movie.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (AiZBA)

=========

It was a reference to her role as a Soviet spy in the show The Americans.

I'm witty as fuck, yo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (NWM+b)

167 I saw the list of stated that have joined in on the Texas suit at the Supreme Court. From the list, it looks like the SEC has graduated from saving college football to saving American elections.
Posted by: Q

was thinking it was more the south rising again

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 02:56 PM (4Jold)

168 @144 And Gretchen Whitmer (who looks like Caitlyn Jenner) is not an ugly woman.
If you say so.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 09, 2020 02:56 PM (5KMti)

169 How many others are in chinas hip pocket. Biden swallowswell. Two for sure. Pelousy And the other ca cunt thats two more.

How many more?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 09, 2020 02:56 PM (0OmEj)

170 I'm witty as fuck, yo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (NWM+b)

Yo!

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2020 02:56 PM (AiZBA)

171 164 It's the kinder, gentler police state where you stay home with your family to stay safe....

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 02:57 PM (wgghp)

172 Eric Fartwell claiming that he's totally a hawk on foreign interference and meeting with spies.

You mean like - A Chicken Hawk???

Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 09, 2020 02:57 PM (CZm2G)

173 The Spy Who Shanghai'd Me

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2020 02:57 PM (Rbfr/)

174 Gretchen Whitmer is waxen, and frozen in appearance. And her eyes are downright frightening.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 02:57 PM (bCLt0)

175 Is the video on Bitchute or Rumble?
Posted by: Fedup at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (68ya+)

I frequently bitch that Ace and Cobs need to start archiving these hideous clickbait sites and starve them of revenue. Nobody needs to visit, just right click and copy the URL. Then, archive it at archive today (archive.is).

Here it is if you missed my above post.

https://archive.is/KtuHw

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 02:57 PM (L8ADy)

176 I'm sure Eric really wants to tell us whether Fang Squared went to the bathroom in his mouth while David Bowie's China Girl was on repeat, but State Secrets, you see.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2020 02:57 PM (H5knJ)

177 Women are more hyper sexual than men.

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??????

Oh.... wait.... you left out... single
Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (8XRCm)

Ha, yeah, that has never been my experience in a relationship -- usually it starts out with a lot of sex, then as soon as she realizes we're in a committed relationship, it starts going downhill pretty quickly.

Which, I suppose, may say more about me then the girls, I know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 02:57 PM (UPoLF)

178 161 The disappering video should show us how tenuous our access to information really is.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (bCLt0)

_________

I awake each morning these days fully expecting this site to be deplatformed and/or disappeared -- and I'm always pleasantly surprised to see J.J'.'s Morning Report.

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (6pvkK)

179 @Barnes_Law
�
19h
To those arguing states have no "standing" & cannot sue other states for violating the Electors Clause, what is the point of the states agreeing to the Electors Clause if no state can seek remedy when another state violates it? A right without a remedy is no right at all.

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (ZR7kf)

180 149 that opening scene of first episode of The Americans was pretty much exactly the first warning they gave us in initial security review, which was 10 years or so before the show.

Posted by: Rusty at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (gtWiK)

181 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is...
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

...full of mold.

Posted by: Elliot Page at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (5AVMW)

182 Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 09, 2020 02:56 PM (5KMti)

Seriously, it's only because she's a raging leftist that people think she's ugly. If she was a conservative who smiled most people would think she was fine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (WkPC9)

183 >And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (WkPC9)

Given the choice, I'll take painful crucifixion for $1,000 Alex.

Posted by: Game Show Contestant at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (sjdRT)

184 >>How many others are in chinas hip pocket. Biden swallowswell. Two for sure. Pelousy And the other ca cunt thats two more.

walking, dupe de dupe do, keeping walking

Posted by: Mike Lee at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (GIeIM)

185 "was thinking it was more the south rising again"

Given that Georgia is NOT on the list, there are some of us who're thinking Atlanta is coming due for another burning. After the War and the Super Bowl, the third time may be the charm.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (lY4np)

186 fang prolly pegged him

Posted by: Boom-Boom at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (2cfUo)

187 My greatest fear right now is that Trump will just disappear one day sometime before January 21st.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (q177U)

188 >>> In the picture of Swallwell and Fang Fang where it looks like it was a taken at a Senior Prom he doesn't look particularly ugly. I can't tell if he's out of shape or not. And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman. Therefore. I think your suggestion is not helpful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (WkPC9)

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Not disagreeing with you. Well, i think Whitmer has kind of a "manly" face. But this conversation reminds me of what Rush always said, "DC is just Hollywood for ugly people."

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (HSzKG)

189 139 Tucker is doing acrobatics avoiding talking about the stolen election.
Maybe some day he will connect the dots between China money, Gov Kemp, and SOS Ratburger.
Posted by: Valiant at December 09, 2020 02:53 PM (+8sAe)

Carlson is a company man. It's why I found it easy to quit him.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (puu6v)

190 I saw the list of stated that have joined in on the Texas suit at the Supreme Court. From the list, it looks like the SEC has graduated from saving college football to saving American elections.
Posted by: Q

was thinking it was more the south rising again
Posted by: confederatefifth

The South is getting the band back together.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (ohWrE)

191
I frequently bitch that Ace and Cobs need to start archiving these hideous clickbait sites and starve them of revenue. Nobody needs to visit, just right click and copy the URL. Then, archive it at archive today (archive.is).

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OK. The cobs I get. But Ace ???? He'd just ban himself from his own blog AND archive.is.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

192 Right now, Alex Jones is pounding his fist and chanting "We are under martial law."

There are checkpoints, movement is restricted, and our constitution has been suspended.

Hard to disagree with him.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (ZCiJZ)

Well, it's not literal martial law, where the military is taking over law enforcement functions.

I don't know if we have a word for what we're living through right now in English. The Germans probably do, they have a word for everything.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (UPoLF)

193 Very beginning of a love/spy novel.

Only spies could stand his company.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (yTRuK)

194 And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

Posted by: F

yeah she is

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (4Jold)

195 13 My penis is TOP SECRET.

Seriously that's what my Chinese spy girlfriend called it.
Posted by: Eric Swallwell

I'm pretty sure it's BOTTOM SECRET.

Posted by: Presnit-Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (kfcYC)

196 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

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characterized by a triangular head shape, large ears, an elongated, slender, muscular body, and various forms of point coloration.

Wait, that's Siamese pussy

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (Izzlo)

197 Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

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Its cuz she's a MAN baby.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

198 Yeah just what Fang Fang did with that strapon is like "totally classified".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (NVDjf)

199 fang prolly pegged him
Posted by: Boom-Boom

Fang strapped one on.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (ohWrE)

200 We can say "Totally Terribly"
So, WASTTF
embrace the power of the TT

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (CLteG)

201 144 Ugly out of shape people in elected office should be banned

In the picture of Swallwell and Fang Fang where it looks like it was a taken at a Senior Prom he doesn't look particularly ugly. I can't tell if he's out of shape or not. And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman. Therefore. I think your suggestion is not helpful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (WkPC9)

He isn't handsome. Gretchen is post wall.
One of the main goals of the sexual revolution was to supply older women with a steady supply of younger men and men in general. They wrote about it. If one was married to Gretchen they would be blassed with somebody that has remained pretty and in shape for her age. But younger men and men in general are not going to look at Gretchen and then a early to mid 20s women version of Gretchen and choose the older version of Gretchen. That is not how it works despite the brainwashing and conditioning over the last 6 decades.
biology is biology.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (DH4sA)

202 ... 148 I don't know what I've been told, Chinese pussy is....

getting old ?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (AHq56)

203 I awake each morning these days fully expecting this site to be deplatformed and/or disappeared -- and I'm always pleasantly surprised to see J.J'.'s Morning Report.
Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (6pvkK)

Is there a backup plan where we can all meet online if this site goes offline?

Posted by: InCali at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (rAut5)

204 The South is getting the band back together.
Posted by: r

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (4Jold)

205 Carlson is on Faux Gnus. I don't trust him. Nor should any other conservative.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Yup, I wonder if the management there think, let Tucker say what he wants, studies show that the rubes will tune in for the BS all day waiting, if we give them one show that seems to agree with them. I have not watched in a decade.

Posted by: MikeM at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (np8OD)

206 Who's Cal Cunningham?
Posted by: North Carolina media at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

If you really want a car go see Cal
If you really need a car go see Cal
Cal is with the gal who will really show you how
You need a car, need a car, need a car.

Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (CZm2G)

207 173 The Spy Who Shanghai'd Me

Posted by: LizLem at December 09, 2020 02:57 PM (Rbfr/)

____________

The Manchurian Candy Date

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (6pvkK)

208 >>"Something must be up: Clintons are in the news. Bill is worried sick that Hillary might leave him over trips to Pedo Island."

Wow, Cinton Inc. sure is out there narrative building about pedo island, huh?

First, Doug Band reframing it as Epstein being an uncouth braggart that he told Bill he should avoid, but he never saw/knew of any pedo stuff.

Now this BS story going back the strong, loving Clinton marriage narrative and making it about Bill worrying the woman he hasn't lived with since she moved out of the WH will "leave him."

Spoiler alert: Hillary went to pedo island, too. The whole Clinton family also vacationed at Epstein's NM ranch in recent years. Chelsea is friends with Ghislayne,

Wonder what they think is about to come out about Epstein that's got them spin, spin, spinning this narrative?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (bDqIh)

209 Fang Fang must surely be an unfortunate name, even in China.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (bCLt0)

210 26 Wonder if he has a fart fetish, like the Chinese spy had to fart in his mouth or whatever.
Posted by: Nonapod

Someone should ask him. It would be classified as well I would guess.

Posted by: Presnit-Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (kfcYC)

211 Any honest woman will tell you the average woman's sexual appetites and desires unrestrained would make 99% of men blush.
___

Where might one find one of these average women?

Posted by: Some Moron at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (qlFIA)

212 The video is unavailable.... and so it begins.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

213 I don't know if we have a word for what we're living through right now in English. The Germans probably do, they have a word for everything.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (UPoLF)

Frucked!

Haha haha!

Posted by: Fang Fang at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (98I2b)

214 And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

I wouldn't pork her with Ace's dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (o2MD2)

215 Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (HSzKG)

I think most people in the U.S. are average to moderately good looking, so I'm not surprised in the Congresscritters who have been around since the flood reflect that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (WkPC9)

216
Well, it's not literal martial law, where the military is taking over law enforcement functions.

I don't know if we have a word for what we're living through right now in English. The Germans probably do, they have a word for everything.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (UPoLF)

Police state.

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (ONvIw)

217 Wouldn't it be great if journalism actually existed in 2020?

Posted by: iandeal at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (vgGyZ)

218 Noem >>>>>>>>>>> Fang Fang >>>>>>>>> A literal dumpster on fire >>>>>>>>>> Whitmer

Posted by: Iasonas at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (IVj0Y)

219 fang prolly pegged him
Posted by: Boom-Boom at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (2cfUo)

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Man... I love a good cribbage game....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (8XRCm)

220 I saw this on Tucker the other night.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

221 And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

Gretchen Whitmere is a Glamour Shit version of Miss Bruce Jenner. As trannies go, she's fuckable for sure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (H5knJ)

222 To those arguing states have no "standing" & cannot sue other states for violating the Electors Clause, what is the point of the states agreeing to the Electors Clause if no state can seek remedy when another state violates it? A right without a remedy is no right at all.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (ZR7kf)

C'mon. He knows the answer. States can't tell other states how to run their internal affairs (like elections), since all states are supposed to be sovereign, and share co-sovereignty with the federal government.

the federal govt, of course, is supposed to be strictly limited in the things they can pass laws on, and if a state law contradicts those laws, then federal law is supreme.

Of course, our system doesn't *really* work like that. But on paper, that's how it's supposed to look.

So TX can't sue PA over elections any more then MA can sue NH to force them to pass an income tax.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (UPoLF)

223 I asked a promiscuous stud Russian buddy about the common male fetish for Asian women and he said "ugh, it's awful, like sticking your dick in steel wool", I answered "you must mean northern Asians."

Posted by: yop at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (nqhkI)

224 fang prolly pegged him
Posted by: Boom-Boom at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (2cfUo)

That's been coming up frequently.

My theory? Swallwell pretended to be homo because bay area likes that. You simply can't survive as a politician in the bay area if you're a straight white guy, unless you're extremely well connected (see Newsom).

Of course he can't come out, because we're all so prejudiced against gays in this country, but the SF Bay Area, she be woke as fuck.

BTW, the Chinese are THICK here, in a serious way. The East bay especially is like another country in some parts. On a positive note, if you like hard to find Asian ingredients at the grocers, you're in luck.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (L8ADy)

225 @Barnes_Law

19h
To those arguing states have no "standing" & cannot sue other states for violating the Electors Clause, what is the point of the states agreeing to the Electors Clause if no state can seek remedy when another state violates it? A right without a remedy is no right at all.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (ZR7kf)

If states have no remedy within the law, then their only choice will be to seek a remedy outside the legal system. No doubt Texas, Missouri, Louisiana, and others could raise, say, 100,000 armed men to occupy GA or PA and ensure the integrity of the election...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (jOcSX)

226 Seriously, it's only because she's a raging leftist that people think she's ugly. If she was a conservative who smiled most people would think she was fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (WkPC9)

Sorry, Fen, have to disagree... her eyes are dead, stone cold dead, so even when she smiles, she looks like an alien that is wearing a mask made of human skin. **shudder**

Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (5AVMW)

227 Every state should join. Democrats should be as outraged as anyone else about such a terrible travesty of an election. ...sorry couldn't say that with a straight face

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (wgghp)

228 Fuhrer Whitmer is good looking for her age, and a horrible, evil person.

Seriously have you looked at the average American 50 year old American woman?

Posted by: Obligatory at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (qlFIA)

229 For your nose only.

Posted by: Presnit-Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (kfcYC)

230 214 And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

I wouldn't pork her with Ace's dick.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (o2MD2)

If you could and did would Ace suddenly have an unbearable craving for a cigarette? I thought he was trying to quit.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (lgiXo)

231 Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

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Its cuz she's a MAN baby.
Posted by: fixerupper

Handsome is what they call a man.
Hot, pretty, gorgeous, cute, etc is what they call a woman.

Gov Whitmer is handsome.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (GWDdA)

232 We are experiencing being taken over by a hostile foreign government by proxy.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (w7KSn)

233 The video is unavailable.... and so it begins.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

I archived and posted a link - here it is again!

https://archive.is/KtuHw

Maybe Ace shadowbanned me?

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (L8ADy)

234 >>> Women are more hyper sexual than men. The post wall and ugly ones would commit treason for a warm hard dick attached to anybody or anything.
Any honest woman will tell you the average woman's sexual appetites and desires unrestrained would make 99% of men blush.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:54 PM (DH4sA)

======

Well crap! Just my luck. I married the 1 %er.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (HSzKG)

235 With the US being under indirect rule of the ChiComs now, every year will be the Year of the Rat.

Only because there's no Year of the Asshoe on their calendar.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (HaL55)

236 It was only my fault the first time. You know hot it is.
You have Chinese and an hour later you're hungry again.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D)isingenuous at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (YwPJG)

237 There's a tea called, Pussy Mold.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (yTRuK)

238 Tom Wolfe tests positive for the Chinese virus? How could this be, he wore The Mask and implemented all these strict requirements for PA?!?!

https://tinyurl.com/y4xqyot4

Posted by: Thrawn at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (a+Mub)

239 Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (DH4sA)

I just figured out who you probably are under a new handle, but since if you are that person who freaks out if I say that and that I'm blowing your cover I won't. And no, not Scogg Dog. I quickly recognize him now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (WkPC9)

240

Gretchen Whitmer could be attractive is she went to the gym rather than close them

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (GIeIM)

241 Gretchen Whitmer looks like a once attractive woman who had too much work done in an effort to remain attractive.

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (Izzlo)

242 Whitmer is tap-able.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (22mNy)

243 Missouri and 16 other states just submitted an amicus brief in the Texas v. Pennsylvania case. The amici are: Missouri, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah and West Virginia.
I'm kinda surprised they are only filing as amici -- I thought they were going to join Texas as plaintiffs.
The amicus brief is here: https://tinyurl.com/y37jaghg

Posted by: Revenant at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (+nZa8)

244 The video is unavailable.... and so it begins.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

BTW, Fox has always been pretty aggressive on copyright infringements, so it's not just YT today. They've gone after everybody lifting whole sections of a segment, so I'm not surprised if it ran over a minute.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (L8ADy)

245 a man gets seduced by https://amandabrilhante.com/portfolio/
or
any woman in elected office in our country

100% of the time, men are going with Amanda. It is not even close. biology is biology.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (DH4sA)

246

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (4Jold)
I had a dream a few weeks ago that Southern states were forming a new confederacy.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (DJFLF)

247 Well crap! Just my luck. I married the 1 %er.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (HSzKG)

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We all did bruh.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (8XRCm)

248 Tom Wolfe tests positive for the Chinese virus? How could this be, he wore The Mask and implemented all these strict requirements for PA?!?!

https://tinyurl.com/y4xqyot4
Posted by: Thrawn at December 09, 2020 03:04 PM (a+Mub)

I hope fucking croaks.

Posted by: Fang Fang at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (98I2b)

249 Pussy Mold.

That's the worst pron star name ever.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (lgiXo)

250 187
My greatest fear right now is that Trump will just disappear one day sometime before January 21st.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (q177U)

If no one reported it how would we know?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (Ovyj9)

251 Police state.
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (ONvIw)

Well... but it's more then that.

Like we're all on some version of house arrest right now, our conversations are being censored, our media is an extension of the "deep state" and is likely in the pocket of our intelligence agencies... Our politicians and government is beyond corrupt.

Oh, and we have to wear masks at all times if our governors are benevolent enough to allow us to go out to eat or shop or do anything normal this week.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (UPoLF)

252 Ok, the research I am aware of says that for most women their sex drives tails off the more established the relationship is.

Which is why it starts off hot and heavy and then we have the joke about why brides smile on their wedding days....

Posted by: Obligatory at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (qlFIA)

253 Yay MISSOURI!!! Makes me Proud!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (bCLt0)

254 Classified like on Hillarys bathroom server Classified? Or real Classified?

Rep. Swalwell, is there any truth to the rumor that your codename for this Chinese operation was Ti Nee Wang?

Posted by: Mistletoe Belt Buckle at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (1/FyW)

255 Off spy sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (98I2b)

256 - Seriously, it's only because she's a raging leftist that people think she's ugly. If she was a conservative who smiled most people would think she was fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (WkPC9)

True. There are Pubbies who would be begging for the lash.

Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (CZm2G)

257 I don't know if we have a word for what we're living through right now in English. The Germans probably do, they have a word for everything.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 02:59 PM (UPoLF)

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And it's between 19 and 25 letters.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (22mNy)

258 Fox news reporting that Biden is thinking of offering Mayor Pete the job of ambassador to China

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (4a9Vv)

259 I'd go back to watching Tucker were I digging abused spouse syndrome.

I stopped watching the NY Jets for the same reason.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 09, 2020 03:06 PM (WQZ1O)

260 Whitmer is tap-able.

I agree. Doggie style, your balls would barely come into contact with hers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2020 03:06 PM (H5knJ)

261 Sorry guys... orders.

Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at December 09, 2020 03:06 PM (d9rwJ)

262 OMG he only has a 99.94 % chance of survival!

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:06 PM (wgghp)

263 I agree. Doggie style, your balls would barely come into contact with hers.
Posted by: b

nice

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:06 PM (4Jold)

264 @201 bat nationalist-Nothing like telling my ex wife last year on her 43rd birthday that I don't even date women that old anymore, she's 8 years past my cut off. I'm 52 years old.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2020 03:06 PM (0jZnq)

265 Bat nationalist is Widespread Pepe

Posted by: four seasons at December 09, 2020 03:07 PM (PisyI)

266 Fox news reporting that Biden is thinking of offering Mayor Pete the job of ambassador to China
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He's good at doing that thing you know? That the Chinese want me to do.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2020 03:07 PM (qlFIA)

267 Fang is a trained professional. She did whatever was necessary to obtain the information or power she was seeking.

Posted by: Braenyard wearing Brooks Bros clothes and white shoes at December 09, 2020 03:07 PM (CZm2G)

268 I also dreamed Trump put Biden in jail. Trump was super pissed off.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2020 03:07 PM (DJFLF)

269 so we're back to Tuca the Fuca

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2020 03:07 PM (zZxh0)

270 Can't disagree here. Removing a sitting President though? That should be a wake up call even for Kabala.

WHEN Trump is back in office, goolag needs to be dismantled, twatter crushed and take a whizz on FB.

Ron
@CodeMonkeyZ

3h
Make no mistake, the rest of Big Tech will be following Youtube's lead shortly.

Eventually Trump's twitter account will be removed, and a full-on black out by Big Tech will be put into motion.

Prepare alternate means of communications now so you arent caught off guard.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 03:07 PM (L8ADy)

271 251 Police state.
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2020 03:01 PM (ONvIw)

Well... but it's more then that.

Like we're all on some version of house arrest right now, our conversations are being censored, our media is an extension of the "deep state" and is likely in the pocket of our intelligence agencies... Our politicians and government is beyond corrupt.

Oh, and we have to wear masks at all times if our governors are benevolent enough to allow us to go out to eat or shop or do anything normal this week.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (UPoLF)

got a text message yesterday, on the same System they use for NUCLEAR WAR.

To stay inside by State order.

/spit...

Needless to say, not complying

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2020 03:07 PM (d9rwJ)

272 I don't know if we have a word for what we're living through right now in English. The Germans probably do, they have a word for everything.
Posted by: H

in fairness, that is because what we refer to as words the refer to as sentences.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (4Jold)

273 The Amicus list tells me a whole about who's who in the times to come.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (bCLt0)

274 I remember reading that women hit their peak in their mid to late 30s. And then my wife hit that age group. Can confirm the studies are true.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (22mNy)

275 232
We are experiencing being taken over by a hostile foreign government by proxy.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (w7KSn)
why yes, yes we are!

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (DJFLF)

276 bat nationalist post like a dude

then the all women are horney post

come on man!!

women are not horney, they just want something
sex is how you get something

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (GIeIM)

277 If states have no remedy within the law, then their
only choice will be to seek a remedy outside the legal system. No doubt
Texas, Missouri, Louisiana, and others could raise, say, 100,000 armed
men to occupy GA or PA and ensure the integrity of the election...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (jOcSX)

========================================
I'm looking forward to the MI, PA, WI, and GA responses to the Texas Suit. Should be entertaining.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (Pqytn)

278 155 Do any women commit treason for dick? Or Jane?

No-only for Sally.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

So Sally. Must go home now.

Posted by: Fang Fang at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (kfcYC)

279 Yay MISSOURI!!! Makes me Proud!!!
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (bCLt0)

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Yeah.... but them fucking Jayhawkers signed on too.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (8XRCm)

280 Fang got what she was seeking, impeachment of a US President who was going tough on China.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (w7KSn)

281 252 Ok, the research I am aware of says that for most women their sex drives tails off the more established the relationship is.

Which is why it starts off hot and heavy and then we have the joke about why brides smile on their wedding days....
Posted by: Obligatory at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (qlFIA)

In other words, they fake sexual enthusiasm to trap you!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 03:09 PM (UPoLF)

282 And it's between 19 and 25 letters.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (22mNy)

I'd like to buy THE vowel, please Pat?

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 03:09 PM (L8ADy)

283 remember reading that women hit their peak in their mid to late 30s. And then my wife hit that age group. Can confirm the studies are true.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (22mNy)

Yep.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2020 03:09 PM (98I2b)

284 It some ways this whole mess is quite funny when you remember that for four years it was always, " The seriousness of the accusation means we need a four year anal probe of PDT"
Now...."Well, the fraud wasn't widespread enough to overturn the election but let us not look at the fraud to find out how widespread it was....cause we admit there is just the tip of the fraud in the election, but yeah shut up" I paraphrase.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 03:09 PM (Ovyj9)

285 And it's between 19 and 25 letters.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (22mNy)

And literally translates to "government controls everything have no say do you"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 09, 2020 03:09 PM (UPoLF)

286

258 Fox news reporting that Biden is thinking of offering Mayor Pete the job of ambassador to China
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (4a9Vv)

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ha ha ha roundeye fudgepacker lower than dogshit USA big joke country ha ha ha

Posted by: The Chinese at December 09, 2020 03:09 PM (Jk7Jw)

287 Something, something, never stick your dick in a spy. Unless it is that Anna Chapman gal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 09, 2020 03:09 PM (zZXDy)

288 In other words, they fake sexual enthusiasm to trap you!

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I don't think it is faking. I think the lack of commitment is a turn on, and actual commitment a turn off.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (qlFIA)

289 280
Fang got what she was seeking, impeachment of a US President who was going tough on China.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (w7KSn)

Your welcome

Posted by: Secret Agent Dutch Oven at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (Ovyj9)

290 I agree. Doggie style, your balls would barely come into contact with hers.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2020 03:06 PM (H5knJ)

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Damn you all to hell.

That visual will take years of therapy to eradicate.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

291 Whats a Tucker? Or is it Cucker?

Posted by: Pinochets Load Master at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (a48q1)

292 this is the problem with conservatives. they still can't admit what the sexual revolution's purpose was along with biology is biology without attacking the person pointing because hurt feelings or something.
The Left destroyed aesthetics and sex. pointing this out makes you a terrible person and people get offended.
an ugly goofy looking dude committed treason over a average at best Chinese girl. he has zero self control. zero self worth. can't get laid. banged a average to below average Chinese girl.

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (DH4sA)

293 44 25 Can we go back to the days when congressmen just slept with actual escorts in DC? Are any DC madames still arojnd?
Posted by: Mishdog at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (F/Rk0)

===========

I loved the story of a drunken Cong. Wilbur Mills cavorting (yes, cavorting) in the Tidal Basin near DC one memorable night.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (Mhces)

294 279 Yay MISSOURI!!! Makes me Proud!!!
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (bCLt0)

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Yeah.... but them fucking Jayhawkers signed on too.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (8XRCm)

Yeah, them guys. Still pissed about the unpleasantness, a few years back.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (bCLt0)

295 That's why we're seeing the clampdown on free speech NOW. The time for propaganda is over. All four states have a deadline to meet if they wish to respond to the suit. And SCOTUS must act, one way or the other.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (Pqytn)

296 Dear Rep. Swallwell:

"No" isn't classified.

Answer the damn question.
Posted by: dave at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (xgg9w)

You gotta admit, it takes a metric fuckton of chutzpah to use a claim of national security, "it's classified", to deflect a question about him endangering national security by boning a chinese spy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (mzC78)

297
I agree. Doggie style, your balls would barely come into contact with hers.

___

That's my favorite position and for exactly that reason!

Posted by: David French at December 09, 2020 03:11 PM (qlFIA)

298 I just came here to see if anyone properly used the noun vachina

Posted by: muggs at December 09, 2020 03:11 PM (AMdq2)

299 That must have been some incredible sex.
Classified.

Or abysmal, as in are you in yet NNGUUUUGH!
Does it matter now? sex.
Classified.

What a fuckin loser. But wow, he has power in this world. Stupefying.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (uc+oy)

300 Fox news reporting that Biden is thinking of offering Mayor Pete the job of ambassador to China
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2020 03:05 PM (4a9Vv)

All i know is that if Trump doesn't pull this, we are going to never stop hearing about what a "stellar" and impressive cabinet and administration Joe Biden is assembling---unlike that bumbling oaf Trump.

It's going to be sickening.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (HrMC1)

301 women are not horney, they just want something
sex is how you get something
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (GIeIM)

Wait...you can use sex to get things?! Why didn't anyone tell me?

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (zNpyh)

302 would guess there are some hodge twins viewers here, given the balls deep theme

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (4Jold)

303 272 I don't know if we have a word for what we're living through right now in English. The Germans probably do, they have a word for everything.
Posted by: H

in fairness, that is because what we refer to as words the refer to as sentences.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (4Jold)

Mark Twain once said that some German words are so long that they have perspective

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)

304 297
I agree. Doggie style, your balls would barely come into contact with hers.

___

That's my favorite position and for exactly that reason!
Posted by: David French at December 09, 2020 03:11 PM (qlFIA)

remember click clacks ?

Posted by: Boom-Boom at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (2cfUo)

305 dieregierungkontrolliertalleswassiesagenundtun

Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (C+We0)

306 Yeah, he banged the shit out of Madame Butterface.

Apparently none of Eric's buddies ever told him that you never stick it in ChiCom.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (7Kh21)

307 Wait...you can use sex to get things?! Why didn't anyone tell me?
Posted by: J

yeah it is not just bacon

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (4Jold)

308 Is there an actual ambassador to China, because I would think that would be a rather dangerous job to have. Better to be ambassador to Lichetenstein (sp)-You get parties and don' have to actually sell out your soul and be snooped on up the wazoo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (WkPC9)

309 >>Do any women commit treason for dick? Or Jane?

Not exactly treason, but Patreaus's babe did?
Or was she the honey trap?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

310 It is kind of sad that they did not manage to get the power sex out of politics- they just made our politicians the victims.

That is kind of darkly hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (zZXDy)

311 Is there a backup plan where we can all meet online if this site goes offline?

Posted by: InCali at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (rAut5)

_____________

Good question and bears repeating. I'm not aware of one. Just got my ham radio license -- maybe we can form a nationwide network? /Only half kidding, we're doing it in my county in Northern Arizona

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (6pvkK)

312 Mark Twain once said that some German words are so long that they have perspective
Posted by: j

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (4Jold)

313 301

Wait...you can use sex to get things?! Why didn't anyone tell me?
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (zNpyh)

Jordan, LOL. Number one arrow in a woman's quiver!!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (bCLt0)

314 Like all things, biology is a gradation. However, unless something went wrong in utero, women (i.e., the XX among us) have hardware and software that is substantially more orgasm-friendly than men have. Women have 4 different nerve pathways from their girly bits, the clitoris is actually a fairly long and responsive organ. And if/when women can relax their software, their brains are structured to create a better orgasmic state.

I'm not going to get into evolutionary "intent" etc., but if men were as orgasmically responsive as women can be, there'd be no civilization and we'd be vegetarians. If women were as responsive as men, they'd be out hunting large prey and slaughtering each other to steal their menfolk and whatever babies happened to be born.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2020 03:14 PM (KAi1n)

315 Wait...you can use sex to get things?! Why didn't anyone tell me?

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (zNpyh)

You see. When a man loves a woman, and a woman really loves a handbag . . . .
/s

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 03:14 PM (KnJdm)

316 270 Can't disagree here. Removing a sitting President though? That should be a wake up call even for Kabala.

WHEN Trump is back in office, goolag needs to be dismantled, twatter crushed and take a whizz on FB.

Ron
@CodeMonkeyZ

3h
Make no mistake, the rest of Big Tech will be following Youtube's lead shortly.

Eventually Trump's twitter account will be removed, and a full-on black out by Big Tech will be put into motion.

Prepare alternate means of communications now so you arent caught off guard.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free

That there is all out insurrection-- same as taking over the TV stations. I do want to see severe consequences for many thousands of these pricks. Trump knows how to do things in a big way, and can think outside the box. I have confidence in him.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 09, 2020 03:14 PM (kfcYC)

317 I'm torn between calling her Madame Butterface and Clitty-Clitty Gang Bang.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:14 PM (7Kh21)

318 To be fair, nobody told him that was what "sex" meant.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2020 03:14 PM (okGHj)

319 We get Chinese Lung Aids. He gets Chinese Dick Aids.
Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 02:55 PM (KnJdm)

Just like Jared Polis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2020 03:14 PM (mzC78)

320 Can we go back to the days when congressmen just slept with actual escorts in DC? Are any DC madames still arojnd?
Posted by: Mishdog at December 09, 2020 02:41 PM (F/Rk0)

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I loved the story of a drunken Cong. Wilbur Mills cavorting (yes, cavorting) in the Tidal Basin near DC one memorable night.
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (Mhces)

Ah yes, the good ol' days when one congressman was in the pocket of Big Business, and another congressman was in the pocket of the unions.

Nowadays, Big Business is in the pocket of Chi Nah, and the unions don't exist. Except for government employees, which aren't really unions.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)

321 Now...."Well, the fraud wasn't widespread enough to overturn the election but let us not look at the fraud to find out how widespread it was....cause we admit there is just the tip of the fraud in the election, but yeah shut up" I paraphrase.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 03:09 PM (Ovyj9)

I keep saying that a few months from now--assuming Biden actually gets in--they are going to be all but admitting that the election was stolen for Joe.
Not the Democrats, but the media.
They won't be able to contain themselves.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:15 PM (HrMC1)

322 17 states. Wow.

This is now officially bigger than the 1860 Constitutional/Session crisis

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 09, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)

323 No doubt Texas, Missouri, Louisiana, and others could raise, say, 100,000 armed men to occupy GA or PA and ensure the integrity of the election...
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (jOcSX)

And trustworthy men from other states will arrive to help also.

Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2020 03:15 PM (9UmRs)

324 women are not horney
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (GIeIM)

__

lol wut?

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:15 PM (22mNy)

325 Paraphrasing from "Frazier", men don't use sex to get what we want. Sex is what we want!

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (Izzlo)

326 319

Just like Jared Polis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2020 03:14 PM (mzC7

Speaking of loathsome abcesses

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (bCLt0)

327 I'd think swallwell would prefer the cream of sum yung gui over fang fang

Posted by: Boom-Boom at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (2cfUo)

328 Good question and bears repeating. I'm not aware of one. Just got my ham radio license -- maybe we can form a nationwide network? /Only half kidding, we're doing it in my county in Northern Arizona
Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (6pvkK)

Actually, we all should consider radio license or CB radios at least. Low tech, and they can't do much about it. Because once they shut down conservatives on their sites, they'll go after alt tech. A Harris administration would root them on.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (L8ADy)

329 Pro tip: if you have the looks, personality, and intelligence of Eric Swalwell, and mysterious foreign women suddenly start wanting to bone you after you get elected to office, there just might be something suspicious about that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (7Kh21)

330 I keep saying that a few months from now--assuming
Biden actually gets in--they are going to be all but admitting that the
election was stolen for Joe.

Not the Democrats, but the media.

They won't be able to contain themselves.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:15 PM (HrMC1)

The smug will be unbearable

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (Ovyj9)

331 276 bat nationalist post like a dude

then the all women are horney post

come on man!!

women are not horney, they just want something
sex is how you get something
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (GIeIM)

Sorry, you don't understand the state of women. Female sexually energy is powerful. they remain horny. - Sex is more easily acquired today than it has ever been.
-We have objectively moved towards a feminist society.
But women aren't horn dogs. Right.

Don't want to hurt anybody's feelings or sound misogynistic for stating the obvious /

Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (DH4sA)

332 158 I'd consider treason for Keri Russell, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 02:51 PM (NWM+b)

What about Kari Byron?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (mzC78)

333 Well, Fang Does DC is in the works.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (yTRuK)

334 >>>
I don't think it is faking. I think the lack of commitment is a turn on, and actual commitment a turn off.
Posted by: Obligatory at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (qlFIA)

=====

May be something too that.

Though, I suspect I'd have more luck with the Mrs. if I behaved more like the guys in a Hallmark movie. But that's as likely as her behaving like the gals on those websites I've totally never seen before.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 03:17 PM (HSzKG)

335 Let's be real, there's only one reason a Chicom hottie spy would stay with Fartwell for 4 years, and it ain't the bumpin' uglies with the quai loh

Posted by: Iblis at December 09, 2020 03:17 PM (abOpZ)

336 And trustworthy men from other states will arrive to help also.
Posted by: clutch at December 09, 2020 03:15 PM (9UmRs)

I'm pretty sure that if the Texas Volunteer Army marched on Atlanta, rural Georgian good ol' boys would be flocking to join them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 09, 2020 03:17 PM (jOcSX)

337 He gets Chinese Dick Aids.

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Boken chopstiks and duct tape ??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

338 Well crap! Just my luck. I married the 1 %er.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 03:03 PM (HSzKG)
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We all did bruh.
Posted by: fixerupper

I think that 99% stat is "before marriage" and the 1% is after.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 09, 2020 03:17 PM (gtatv)

339 I agree. Doggie style, your balls would barely come into contact with hers.

I just threw up in my mouth.

A lot.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2020 03:17 PM (GWDdA)

340 Deer congressperson. We hab peecturrs on you wid Fang Fang. Prease do whut we say.

Posted by: Thud Muffle at December 09, 2020 03:18 PM (p7tnE)

341 women are not horney, they just want something
sex is how you get something
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 09, 2020 03:08 PM (GIeIM)

Wait...you can use sex to get things?! Why didn't anyone tell me?
Posted by: Jordan61 -

Yeh.. I use sex to get.... MORE SEX!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2020 03:18 PM (Vxu+H)

342 "Classified," comrades.

Posted by: Gilded at December 09, 2020 03:18 PM (/yBie)

343 Warner is on the LIST !!!!!!!

Posted by: Corky Muldoon at December 09, 2020 03:18 PM (LPu4X)

344 >>Pro tip: if you have the looks, personality, and intelligence of Eric Swalwell, and mysterious foreign women suddenly start wanting to bone you after you get elected to office, there just might be something suspicious about that.

Which is why she approached him back in 2021 (or earlier), and helped get him elected. The picture of the two of them that looks like a prom was from a 2012 Chinese college students organization event.

Candidates are so much cheaper when you invest in them early.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2020 03:18 PM (bDqIh)

345 "So TX can't sue PA over elections any more then MA can sue NH to force them to pass an income tax."

Does Alito have five votes in the TX case. I say he does. Gorsuch's smackdown of Roberts in the Cuomo case prefigures, no?

Roberts doesn't have the balls. But Amy does. Clarence does (and has a personal score to settle with Biden). Kav says, hold my beer.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2020 03:18 PM (9TdxA)

346 The rest of Georgia should march on Atlanta.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:18 PM (wgghp)

347 any of you married guys remember me ?

Posted by: Head at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (2cfUo)

348 Is there a backup plan where we can all meet online if this site goes offline?

Posted by: InCali at December 09, 2020 03:00 PM (rAut5)

_____________

Good question and bears repeating. I'm not aware of one. Just got my ham radio license -- maybe we can form a nationwide network? /Only half kidding, we're doing it in my county in Northern Arizona
Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2020 03:13 PM (6pvkK)

If this site goes off line, just look for the billowing smoke coming from the cities. And then plan accordingly, depending on your wont, to head toward the smoke and kill everyone you see.... or head away from the smoke and kill everyone you see.

I'm prepared for friendly fire collateral damage. I may have an oopsie or two on my roster, and then again I may become someone else's oopsie.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (hku12)

349 335
Let's be real, there's only one reason a Chicom hottie spy would stay
with Fartwell for 4 years, and it ain't the bumpin' uglies with the quai loh

Posted by: Iblis at December 09, 2020 03:17 PM (abOpZ)

If Dutch Oven had a "foreign handler" makes you wonder how many more there are. he was pretty small beans back when he was being handled, but I guess that is when you corrupt them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (Ovyj9)

350 17 states. Wow.

This is now officially bigger than the 1860 Constitutional/Session crisis
Posted by: Shenanigans

May you live in Interesting Times ...

Posted by: Adriane the Do What They Wanna Do Critic ... at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (LPnfS)

351 Seriously, it's only because she's a raging leftist that people think she's ugly. If she was a conservative who smiled most people would think she was fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 02:58 PM (WkPC9)

It's the ugly from the inside bubbling up to the surface. Like all Orcs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (mzC78)

352

What level is China involved with CNN and the PR that has been behind keeping us locked up and paranoid.

And as Shartwell done anything to make people paranoid spreading propaganda.

Boy, sure does seem like the ChiComs are beyond the transom.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (lg/F7)

353 I'm not going to get into evolutionary "intent" etc., but if men were as orgasmically responsive as women can be, there'd be no civilization and we'd be vegetarians. If women were as responsive as men, they'd be out hunting large prey and slaughtering each other to steal their menfolk and whatever babies happened to be born.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2020 03:14 PM (KAi1n)

This is BS

Homosexuals routinely went to bath houses and had sex with dozens of men in a single night.

Men are hard-wired to want sex as much as possible. With straight men, it's women's desire and "the courtship rituals" (whatever they are at any given time) that prevent this from happening.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (HrMC1)

354 The thuggish Michigan legislator who was calling for her "soldiers" to jack up Trump supporters has been removed from her committee assignments.

So something at least is happening there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (7Kh21)

355 Legal technicality here: When MI, WI, PA, and GA send their responses to the Texas, et al. suit, to SCOTUS, who puts their name on the responses? The AG, the Governor?

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (Pqytn)

356 344 >>Pro tip: if you have the looks, personality, and intelligence of Eric Swalwell, and mysterious foreign women suddenly start wanting to bone you after you get elected to office, there just might be something suspicious about that.

Which is why she approached him back in 2021 (or earlier),

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Pretty sure she approached him before 2021

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (Izzlo)

357 Mark Twain once said that some German words are so long that they have perspective

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)

Twain's got a number of quotes concerning the German language. Another one I think applies here is:

"Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (ZSK0i)

358 All women are horny, its just their husbands and LTR/boyfriends that don't know it.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2020 03:20 PM (0jZnq)

359 For those who haven't seen it, this video of Chinese professor talking about the deep state and their hatred of Trump was making the rounds this morning. I can't find the original posting on twatter, it might have been pulled (not even in my history).

https://tinyurl.com/y2ng2vdy

Maybe if some of our dummy fellow-citizens don't believe it from Trumpers, they might believe it from a fellow comrade in the CCP.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 03:20 PM (L8ADy)

360 Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:12 PM (4Jold)

Just the nuts hanging out bro

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 09, 2020 03:20 PM (4eqlR)

361 When I was with traveling for the government, I was trained to remember that nobody sprinkled "handsome dust" on me. So, when an attractive woman showed interest, she is after something.

Congressman Swallwell, is as dumb as a post, and forgot that -- if he ever knew it.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 09, 2020 03:20 PM (Mhces)

362 356

Which is why she approached him back in 2021 (or earlier),

----

Pretty sure she approached him before 2021
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (Izzlo)

==========

You sure? Consider, I'm accounting for Chris Nolan time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, marching in the Felliniesque circus at December 09, 2020 03:20 PM (NWM+b)

363 > And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

Her makeup makes her look like an android.

Sorry, I just find that look utterly repugnant.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:20 PM (7Kh21)

364 What's the cure for nymphomania?
Wedding cake

Posted by: MarkY at December 09, 2020 03:21 PM (i022r)

365

Did Shartwell have any dungeon relations with Ed Buck and the Chinks?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 09, 2020 03:21 PM (lg/F7)

366 Though, I suspect I'd have more luck with the Mrs. if I behaved more like the guys in a Hallmark movie
___

They did a study of how men doing chores affected female sexual response.

They found in households were men did more of the traditionally female chores - washing dishes, vacuuming, etc that there was less sex and both men and women reported less sexual satisfaction.

The science says, essentially, women want a manly man that they can just barely keep. Which....is a shock to no one.

In the old days you wanted to have the warlord's kids - not Eric the privy cleaner's kids.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 09, 2020 03:21 PM (qlFIA)

367 >Ugly out of shape people in elected office should be banned. They cannot control themselves and will bang anything and anyone.
There is excuse for banging a literal Chinese 4. That is pathetic.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 02:46 PM (DH4sA)

You're saying that a good-looking pol would definitely never get in trouble chasing tail? LOL, come on.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 09, 2020 03:21 PM (poEUH)

368 I don't think it is faking. I think the lack of commitment is a turn on, and actual commitment a turn off.
Posted by: Obligatory at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (qlFIA)

=====

May be something too that.

Though, I suspect I'd have more luck with the Mrs. if I behaved more like the guys in a Hallmark movie. But that's as likely as her behaving like the gals on those websites I've totally never seen before.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 03:17 PM (HSzKG)

This is basically the message of the PUA community, especially the ones who got a bit older and married: you have to keep the seduction alive, which means not letting your partner get to comfortable or yourself complacent.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 09, 2020 03:21 PM (jOcSX)

369 Time to dust off "Marching Through Georgia"? Maybe work on the lyrics a bit

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2020 03:21 PM (Pqytn)

370
322 17 states. Wow.

This is now officially bigger than the 1860 Constitutional/Session crisis
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 09, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)

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Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag.

Posted by: The Chinese at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (Jk7Jw)

371 361
When I was with traveling for the government, I was trained to remember
that nobody sprinkled "handsome dust" on me. So, when an attractive
woman showed interest, she is after something.

Congressman Swallwell, is as dumb as a post, and forgot that -- if he ever knew it.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 09, 2020 03:20 PM (Mhces)

But my big American penis!

Posted by: Secret Agent Dutch Oven at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (Ovyj9)

372 WARNING:

If you dislike large breasted women who are physically fit, do NOT visit this Instagram page:
https://www.instagram.com/lee_lhgfx/?hl=en

I'm looking out for y'all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (d1uFV)

373 Cal Worthington was a fine car dealer.

Posted by: nip at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (yoqcZ)

374 Thinking about the Hunter Biden laptop photos, at least the few I saw of him cavorting with the Chinese "Mulan" actress, similar photos of Swalwell would be an good reason why he would deny sex with Fang Fang.

So many of the Hunter pictures were odd, because they were not taken by him -- making one wonder who did take them and why.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

375 Posted by: Head at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (2cfUo)

I just had a meeting about you. Went extremely well for me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (4eqlR)

376 Pro tip: if you have the looks, personality, and intelligence of Eric Swalwell, and mysterious foreign women suddenly start wanting to bone you after you get elected to office, there just might be something suspicious about that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (7Kh21)

I expect any woman who professes to want to bone me, to have a cash receipt for payment.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (hku12)

377 Pro tip: if you have the looks, personality, and intelligence of Eric Swalwell, and mysterious foreign women suddenly start wanting to bone you after you get elected to office, there just might be something suspicious about that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Unfortunately, if you have the looks, personality, and intelligence of Eric Swalwell ...

the Dunning-Kruger effect will be on overdrive !

Posted by: Adriane the Do What They Wanna Do Critic ... at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (LPnfS)

378 I keep saying that a few months from now--assuming
Biden actually gets in--they are going to be all but admitting that the
election was stolen for Joe.

Not the Democrats, but the media.

They won't be able to contain themselves.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:15 PM (HrMC1)

The smug will be unbearable
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (Ovyj9)

And the reason they'll be talking about the theft is that they know it will depress us even more.

They are going to make us pay for laughing at their tears on election night '16

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (HrMC1)

379 Traitors get rewarded. Vichy GOP gets re-elected. Chinese collaborators get paid. Criminals in Antifa and BLM get police-protection and Soros pays for their living expenses.

perfectly state from previous thread.

People are really frustrated right now. A lot of us have done what we
thought we were supposed to. Believed in the Dream that is and was
America. They feel like they are being punished, which they are.

When someone says that a constitution is only as good as the people
who follow it, they say to themselves 'I Believed in it. I followed it.
What the hell?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD

This is exactly where I am.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (naieP)

380 Damn. And all this time I thought Swallowwell was Ghey.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (rXie1)

381 I agree. Doggie style, your balls would barely come into contact with hers.

Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn. Say hello to mister winky.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (k/TB6)

382 Thuggish MI legislator should be impeached.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (WkPC9)

383 Mark - you da real MVP *sniffs and wipes away a tear*

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (4eqlR)

384 One thing is sure, both men and women way over analyze shit. Keep a relationship healthy by making each other happy. It isn't rocket science.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (22mNy)

385 #353 - JoeF you entirely missed my point. I said sexual responsiveness. If you could have mind-blowing orgasms that your brain and body are incapable of having because you are male (for starters, real multiple orgasms), would you go hunt big game? Yeah, sure.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (KAi1n)

386 363
> And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

Her makeup makes her look like an android.

Sorry, I just find that look utterly repugnant.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:20 PM (7Kh21)

Make up face is not appealing. And the whole eye makeup thing these days is just terrible....but yeah they ain't doing it to please me.

Posted by: Secret Agent Dutch Oven at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (Ovyj9)

387 off sock

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (Ovyj9)

388 Whitmerr. Nazi concentration camp guardess.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (RVyQq)

389 So, the American Chi-Com press won't report on a Chi-Com spy getting porked by an alleged gay former presidential candidate who happens to be a Democrap. Have I got that right?

Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (rXie1)

390
I'm horrible but the First Breasteses on the First Lady are outstanding. Lead photo at Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (s2VJv)

391 WARNING:

If you dislike large breasted women who are physically fit, do NOT visit this Instagram page:
https://www.instagram.com/lee_lhgfx/?hl=en

I'm looking out for y'all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (d1uFV)

Meh.

Fake tits and photoshop

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (HrMC1)

392 Who's Cal Cunningham?
Posted by: North Carolina media at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

Richie and Chuck's older brother.

He disappeared before the show even got on the air and was never seen again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

393 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (d1uFV)

I don't dislike them (women with large breasts) or like them until I know them. Their breasts are irrelevant to my liking of them, but it's nice you're providing boobs for the boys-and interested girls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (WkPC9)

394 So many of the Hunter pictures were odd, because they were not taken by him -- making one wonder who did take them and why.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

Joe took them. He was chaperone. Family gotta look at out for one another.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (L8ADy)

395 Good lord, who did that?!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (zNpyh)

396 383
Thuggish MI legislator should be impeached.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (WkPC9)

I read somewhere she got stripped of her committeeships today

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (k/TB6)

397 17 States have stood up. For some reason " Rally Round the Flag" is playing in my head. Also, Garryowen. But I'm a Celt, so

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (bCLt0)

398 States joining in the TX case prefigures how a vote in the House by state delegation will turn out, where the Rs have a majority. That's where this is going, I expect.

Nancy is supposed to preside. That would be hysterical.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (9TdxA)

399 383 Thuggish MI legislator should be impeached.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (WkPC9)

==============

Well, she's a Democrat, so...

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (Mhces)

400 A lot of people use Discord to communicate about like minded topics. I haven't heard of anyone being de-platformed from it....yet.
If you don't know what Discord is, it's basically a site/app where anyone can form their own chat room about basically anything. It can be set up so it's invite only.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (IVj0Y)

401 One thing is sure, both men and women way over analyze shit. Keep a
relationship healthy by making each other happy. It isn't rocket
science.

The couple that drinks together, stinks together.

Ok yeah, it needs some work.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (naieP)

402 > And Gretchen Whitmer is not an ugly woman.

Her makeup makes her look like an android.

Sorry, I just find that look utterly repugnant.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:20 PM (7Kh21)

=========================
I think it's kinda cute how, when Gretchen stares into a camera, each eye starts rolling in a different direction from the other. And the reptilian eye-blinks are really neat.

Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (Pqytn)

403 WARNING:

If you dislike large breasted women who are physically fit, do NOT visit this Instagram page:
https://www.instagram.com/lee_lhgfx/?hl=en

I'm looking out for y'all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (d1uFV)

-----

I feared the trap.

Clicked anyway.

You are a great American.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (8XRCm)

404 Where can you see a list of the states that have joined TX?

Posted by: irright at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (SchQD)

405 383
Thuggish MI legislator should be impeached.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (WkPC9)
They keep this up, they'll have more to worry about than being impeached.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (N39Ws)

406 WARNING:

If you dislike large breasted women who are physically fit, do NOT visit this Instagram page:
https://www.instagram.com/lee_lhgfx/?hl=en

I'm looking out for y'all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (d1uFV)

It's not my fault that God bless some women with bigger knockers than others.

However, my preference is, when it comes to knockers, that you come with the set God gave you.

These overly inflated balloons, created by some skeezy doctor in LA, appeal to me, not at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (hku12)

407 391
I'm horrible but the First Breasteses on the First Lady are outstanding. Lead photo at Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (s2VJv)

___

MAMA MIA!!

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (22mNy)

408 Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:22 PM (4Jold)

Way to hose the margins...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (ZSK0i)

409 Hallowell is mistaken. What's "classified" is where Biden and BO put their peepees. Not his

Posted by: azjaeger at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (3/XaG)

410 Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (KAi1n)

Multiples for men are possible. Like getting struck by lighting unless you train for it. I do not know if it is possible to train for it but I have read it is and I do not have that free time for it

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (4eqlR)

411 Thith ith obviously not thrue. I do not have sex with women.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (V+A8w)

412 Meh.

Fake tits and photoshop
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (HrMC1)

----

At my age.... they can continue to lie to me.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

413 393 Who's Cal Cunningham?
Posted by: North Carolina media at December 09, 2020 02:43 PM (PiwSw)

Richie and Chuck's older brother.

He disappeared before the show even got on the air and was never seen again.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)

The anniversary of his disappearance is next week, IIRC.

#justiceforchuck

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (Izzlo)

414 401
A lot of people use Discord to communicate about like minded topics. I
haven't heard of anyone being de-platformed from it....yet.
If you
don't know what Discord is, it's basically a site/app where anyone can
form their own chat room about basically anything. It can be set up so
it's invite only.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (IVj0Y)

Discord has pros and cons. Some people feel teamspeak is better.

If you like chat, consider the multi-platform chat software, Pidgin. It has an encryption plugin.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (KnJdm)

415 Hey, it looks SpaceX is going to actually launch today. They're filling the tanks now (the mission scrubbed well before this time yesterday).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (hYcqw)

416 355 Legal technicality here: When MI, WI, PA, and GA send their responses to the Texas, et al. suit, to SCOTUS, who puts their name on the responses? The AG, the Governor?
Posted by: mrp at December 09, 2020 03:19 PM (Pqytn)

++++++

Since this is a legal/constitutional matter, filed by the AGs, I would assume it will be answered by the AGs since they are, as the abbreviation indicates, the General Attorneys for their states now under litigation.

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (ZR7kf)

417 "So TX can't sue PA over elections any more then MA can sue NH to force them to pass an income tax."

Does Alito have five votes in the TX case. I say he does. Gorsuch's smackdown of Roberts in the Cuomo case prefigures, no?

Roberts doesn't have the balls. But Amy does. Clarence does (and has
a personal score to settle with Biden). Kav says, hold my beer.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2020 03:18 PM (9TdxA)

Who said they can't. They just did. Texas has a stake in whether GA and PA and other states are providing a republican form of government because it affects everyone.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (946rW)

418 16 states with TX...SCOTUS, at least part of it, is desperate to make a process ruling that will get this out of their hair, ie "exclusive jurisdiction doesn't mean mandatory jurisdiction", "the underlying issues are justifiable in lower federal and/or state courts". But that will be nothing more than cowardly punting. And punt like cowards SCOTUS might. If it does, expect a masterclass in classical American jurisprudence by Clarence Thomas in dissent.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (IhEo7)

419 I'm horrible but the First Breasteses on the First Lady are outstanding. Lead photo at Weasel Zippers.

-

Meh. Not awesome enough to put on any women's magazine in the last four years.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (FY89y)

420 354 The thuggish Michigan legislator who was calling for her "soldiers" to jack up Trump supporters has been removed from her committee assignments.

Knew right off the bat she was a progturd when watching the Giuliani session last week. She made an ass of herself and nearly got escorted out. She also tried to get maiden names and other details from witnesses so she could dox than.

Posted by: Rusty at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (gtWiK)

421 Next, Harry will tell us that states don't sue each other over the commerce clause.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (AwPyG)

422 405 Where can you see a list of the states that have joined TX?
Posted by: irright at December 09, 2020 03:26 PM (SchQD)

Upthrad, about 60 back.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (bCLt0)

423 The anniversary of his disappearance is next week, IIRC.

#justiceforchuck

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (Izzlo)

Did anyone ever check Fonzie's freezer in the garage? He moved in on Ms C pretty quick.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (Ovyj9)

424 Chuck was in some episodes. He just disappeared and they never mentioned him again.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (wgghp)

425 One thing is sure, both men and women way over analyze shit. Keep a relationship healthy by making each other happy. It isn't rocket science.
Posted by: Asshoes

It is much more difficult than rocket science. Putting a self programming rocket into orbit takes a lot, i mean a dang lot of anticipation in programming code.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (yTRuK)

426 Lara Trump is leading in the Republican Senate race for 2022 in NC. (The Hill)

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

427 You know. An actual f*cking supermodel.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (FY89y)

428 > Richie and Chuck's older brother.

Stretch Cunningham on All in the Family was their Uncle.

Remember when Stretch died on the loading dock and Archie went to the funeral, only to learn his buddy was Jewish?

"How was I supposed to know he was Jewish? I thought those people weren't supposed to have anything to do with ham."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (7Kh21)

429 392 WARNING:

If you dislike large breasted women who are physically fit, do NOT visit this Instagram page:
https://www.instagram.com/lee_lhgfx/?hl=en
___

Tits that size look hideous. Big is good. XXXXL is not.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (22mNy)

430 Gretchen is a sociopath, and her looks show this. Were she normal she wouldn't make MILF grade.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (9TdxA)

431 I'm horrible but the First Breasteses on the First Lady are outstanding. Lead photo at Weasel Zippers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (s2VJv)

~~Big Mike~~ Michelle O could beat her at arm wrestling any day of the year. While cracking walnuts with ~~his~~ her ass.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (L8ADy)

432 398 17 States have stood up. For some reason " Rally Round the Flag" is playing in my head. Also, Garryowen. But I'm a Celt, so
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (bCLt0)

And it was just a year ago that the Confederate Flag was pretty much outlawed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2020 03:29 PM (d9rwJ)

433 I'd like to see an address to the nation outlining every piece of evidence. Commandeer networks through emergency broadcast system if necessary.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 09, 2020 03:29 PM (H8QX8)

434 > Chuck was in some episodes. He just disappeared and they never mentioned him again.

There were actually two actors who played Chuck.

Me, I just figured that Chuck came out as gay and the family disowned him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:29 PM (7Kh21)

435 >>> Sorry, you don't understand the state of women. Female sexually energy is powerful. they remain horny. - Sex is more easily acquired today than it has ever been.
-We have objectively moved towards a feminist society.
But women aren't horn dogs. Right.

Don't want to hurt anybody's feelings or sound misogynistic for stating the obvious /
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 09, 2020 03:16 PM (DH4sA)

=======

For my 20 year old son, I believe you are absolutely correct. Why? I suspect that part of it is that girls in HS and college feel they need to compete with what the boys can access and can see daily on their phones. Maybe girls think that is "normal". I really hope not, though.

Now, in my 32 years of being with my wife, eh, not seeing it, even though I always read in my wife's Cosmo (pre-smart phone bathroom reading, so don't judge) that women hit their sexual prime in their 40's.

I had a conversation with my classmate from HS and his wife, so same age, married 27 years. Him: twice a week was expected. Her: twice a month was plenty. Anecdotal, I know. So TIFWIW.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 03:29 PM (HSzKG)

436 Joe took them. He was chaperone. Family gotta look at out for one another.
Posted by: clutch cargo
-------

Ah. The 'Biden Family Legacy'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (CTJwJ)

437 Damn. And all this time I thought Swallowwell was Ghey.
Posted by: Sphynx at December 09, 2020 03:23 PM (rXie1)

Don't rule out the possibility Fang Fang has boy parts.

Or, just embrace the power of and...

On second thought, don't embrace it. Run. Run away as far and as fast as you can.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (hku12)

438 @385 Asshoes-I can only make myself happy. I'd never put the burden of making me happy on someone. They can compliment my life but my happiness is not going to be based on her.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (0jZnq)

439 416
Hey, it looks SpaceX is going to actually launch today. They're filling
the tanks now (the mission scrubbed well before this time yesterday).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (hYcqw)

They scrubbed yesterday with 3 seconds left on the countdown clock.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (CQ3Qb)

440 I loved the story of a drunken Cong. Wilbur Mills cavorting (yes, cavorting) in the Tidal Basin near DC one memorable night.
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 09, 2020 03:10 PM (Mhces)

Well, two pints make one cavort. And Fanne Foxe was a hottie, back in the day. And not a Chinese spy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (mzC78)

441 426 One thing is sure, both men and women way over analyze shit. Keep a relationship healthy by making each other happy. It isn't rocket science.
Posted by: Asshoes

It is much more difficult than rocket science. Putting a self programming rocket into orbit takes a lot, i mean a dang lot of anticipation in programming code.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (yTRuK)

___

That's my point. People have been programmed (ha ha) to think that it takes all this effort to make relationships work. It's a gazillion dollar industry of books, videos, therapists, etc.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (22mNy)

442 Tits that size look hideous. Big is good. XXXXL is not.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:28 PM (22mNy)

Big natural is good. XXXXL natural is also good. Augmented, it is the rare pair done well.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (KnJdm)

443 440 416
Hey, it looks SpaceX is going to actually launch today. They're filling
the tanks now (the mission scrubbed well before this time yesterday).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (hYcqw)

They scrubbed yesterday with 3 seconds left on the countdown clock.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (CQ3Qb)

I think it was supposed to go at 1 this afternoon and then got scrubbed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (s2VJv)

444 354 The thuggish Michigan legislator who was calling for her "soldiers" to jack up Trump supporters has been removed from her committee assignments.
***

To be put right back on when the ruckus dies down.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 09, 2020 03:31 PM (H8QX8)

445 @Barnes_Law 3m
17 states join the #TexasLawSuit. See their amicus brief.

BRIEF OF STATE OF MISSOURI AND 16 OTHER STATES AS AMICI CURIAE IN SUPPORT OF PLAINTIFF'S MOTION FOR LEAVE TO FILE BILL OF COMPLAINT

ADDITIONAL COUNSEL
Steve Marshall Douglas J. Peterson
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF ALABAMA STATE OF NEBRASKA
Leslie Rutledge Wayne Stenehjem
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF ARKANSAS STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA
Ashley Moody Mike Hunter
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF FLORIDA STATE OF OKLAHOMA
Curtis T. Hill, Jr. Alan Wilson
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF INDIANA STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
Derek Schmidt Jason R. Ravnsborg
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF KANSAS STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA
Jeff Landry Herbert H. Slatery III
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF LOUISIANA STATE OF TENNESSEE
Lynn Fitch Sean D. Reyes
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF MISSISSIPPI STATE OF UTAH
Tim Fox Patrick Morrisey
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF MONTANA STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA

https://tinyurl.com/y37jaghg

Posted by: Snowball effect at December 09, 2020 03:31 PM (BBWrU)

446 How is Tater Stetler employee? Sure, he can spout a lie without blinking an eye and hold contrary positions when someone fills his empty skull with words, but how is that unique?
He's not pretty. He shows no obvious skills. If he was a son-in-law hire, his in-laws would have offed him for the sake of their potential grandkids. If he was a nephew hire, I think they would have peter principaled him into an executive off camera roll by now. He's too dumb to have found and protected blackmail material. I believe he's being put on camera as a FU to someone else in the corporation who wanted the spot. He's an insulting taunt to someone inside who lost a power play.

Posted by: Downcast, fallen, but got up. at December 09, 2020 03:31 PM (eOmo0)

447 Swallwell after getting a girl friend
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0INp--RzK58

Posted by: Rjd at December 09, 2020 03:31 PM (ksPsw)

448 Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 03:29 PM (HSzKG)

That is an important conversation to have early on. If sex is gonna dry up while you can still do it multiple times a week? That will bring........complications in the marriage.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 09, 2020 03:32 PM (4eqlR)

449 I think it was supposed to go at 1 this afternoon and then got scrubbed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (s2VJv)

SpaceX starts their livestream at 3pm CST and launch is expected within minutes following that.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2020 03:32 PM (CQ3Qb)

450 Way to hose the margins...
Posted by: A

?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:32 PM (4Jold)

451 >>>>Every state should join. Democrats should be as outraged as anyone else about such a terrible travesty of an election. ...sorry couldn't say that with a straight face
Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:02 PM (wgghp)

Ha ha!

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2020 03:32 PM (q177U)

452 lol our asshole Governor Wolf is positive for the China virus

how can this be?!?! he is so PERFECT and GODLY!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2020 03:32 PM (j9HX3)

453 @399...Pelosi presiding over a House vote to reelect Trump will make every ounce and second of bullshit from Ds since Nov 2016 worth it.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 09, 2020 03:32 PM (IhEo7)

454 Did you guys talk about that bizarre statement Biden made?( I know, I know ) but that one was jaw dropping. The one about him resigning if he has a disagreement with Kamala.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:32 PM (wgghp)

455 411
Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2020 03:24 PM (KAi1n)

Multiples for men are possible. Like getting struck by lighting
unless you train for it. I do not know if it is possible to train for it
but I have read it is and I do not have that free time for it

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Not exactly. You can train to have mini-orgasms, but not the full-on bust-a-nut, ejaculatory orgasms - you get one and then prolactin means you gotta take a time out. Makes sense. Men have more important things to do, like hunting dangerous animals, fending off dangerous neighbors, doing physically-demanding work. Some women orgasm from being touched in different places, even during childbirth. It's a byproduct of their reproductive anatomy, which men don't have because we are supposed to be busy with developing civilization, beating each other up, and promising nuclear fusion in the next 20 years. Oddly, pre-pubescent boys do not secrete prolactin and can have multiple true orgasms (though they shoot blanks). Most pre-pubescent boys, though, don't get sexually turned on often. Girls figure things out a lot earlier because, well, do I really need to tell you?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2020 03:33 PM (KAi1n)

456 Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (0jZnq)

Largely agree with this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 09, 2020 03:33 PM (4eqlR)

457 So many guys have such a deep understanding of women and yet they are a mystery to me.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 09, 2020 03:33 PM (yQpMk)

458 'Bout time, Missouri.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

459 To be fair, was he really having sex with her when she was pegging him??

And clearly meant to say "assified" but misspoke.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 09, 2020 03:33 PM (UDapT)

460 Seventeen states have now signed on to an amicus brief in the Texas lawsuit (link to official Supreme Court site):

https://tinyurl.com/texas-friends

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:33 PM (7Kh21)

461 I would love to see a meta-mockumetary about the disappearance of Chuck Cunningham. What really happened that December night when he stepped outside to play basketball and was never seen again? And why did the rest of the seemingly perfect All-American family pretend that he never existed?

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:34 PM (Izzlo)

462
It is said the average 80- year old has sex twice a month.

CMON 80's !!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

463 And it was just a year ago that the Confederate Flag was pretty much outlawed.
Posted by: Romeo13
-------
Well, AntiFa have moved on to any American icon. Ulysses Grant statues, memorials, etc. are being defaced.

First, they came for Robert E. Lee, and I said nothing...etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2020 03:34 PM (CTJwJ)

464 459 'Bout time, Missouri.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

When we got there, We Got There!!!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:34 PM (bCLt0)

465 Tits of every size are pretty awesome. I love all the boobies, not gonna lie. From tiny and athletic to enormous and ridiculous.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2020 03:34 PM (q177U)

466 Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2020 03:33 PM (KAi1n)

I dunno bro, a lot of people have swore by it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 09, 2020 03:34 PM (4eqlR)

467 Hey, it looks SpaceX is going to actually launch today. They're filling
the tanks now (the mission scrubbed well before this time yesterday).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (hYcqw)

They scrubbed yesterday with 3 seconds left on the countdown clock.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

In some ways Elon is like the heroes in Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 09, 2020 03:35 PM (yTRuK)

468 How is Tater Stetler employee? Sure, he can spout a lie without blinking an eye and hold contrary positions when someone fills his empty skull with words, but how is that unique?
He's not pretty. He shows no obvious skills. If he was a son-in-law hire, his in-laws would have offed him for the sake of their potential grandkids. If he was a nephew hire, I think they would have peter principaled him into an executive off camera roll by now. He's too dumb to have found and protected blackmail material. I believe he's being put on camera as a FU to someone else in the corporation who wanted the spot. He's an insulting taunt to someone inside who lost a power play.
Posted by: Downcast, fallen, but got up. at December 09, 2020 03:31 PM (eOmo0

I agree completely.

He's not good-looking
He has a feminine high-pitched voice
He is creepy
He is cocky
He is stupid
He is FAT

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:35 PM (HrMC1)

469 464 Boy that Trump was such a dummy when he asked who was next after Confederate monuments...

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:35 PM (wgghp)

470 A lot of people use Discord to communicate about like minded topics. I

haven't heard of anyone being de-platformed from it....yet.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM

They've been de-platforming any channels that they feel are "militia" or "patriot" oriented. I know for a fact that Sam Culper's channel got shut down:
https://tinyurl.com/yyryahvy

Posted by: Bert G at December 09, 2020 03:35 PM (OMsf+)

471
Big natural is good. XXXXL natural is also good. Augmented, it is the rare pair done well.
Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 03:30 PM (KnJdm)

At some point the laws of nature take over, and in order for the bobs to get any bigger, they have to be attached to an XXXXL gal.

No thank you.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2020 03:35 PM (hku12)

472 466 Tits of every size are pretty awesome. I love all the boobies, not gonna lie. From tiny and athletic to enormous and ridiculous.
Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2020 03:34 PM (q177U)

We are just, hard-wired that way!

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:35 PM (bCLt0)

473 I've heard that even the mention of President Trump's name on fakebook will be flagged, even if an innocuous mention of his name.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 09, 2020 03:35 PM (R5lpX)

474 Seventeen states have now signed on to an amicus brief in the Texas lawsuit (link to official Supreme Court site):

So now over 20 states are involved in this election lawsuit.

That should qualify as a 'constitutional crisis.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

475 Those margins got blown.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2020 03:36 PM (GWDdA)

476 From now on only Drumpf or Orangeman Bad are acceptable on this platform
Facebook

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (wgghp)

477 The SEC is saving the day again, but the Big Sky conference is pulling an oar.
Montana Grizzlies FTW

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (AwPyG)

478 Just yesterday I sent an email to my state AG telling him to join the TX suit and, bam, today he does it. I've got pull.

Posted by: irright at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (SchQD)

479 You don't understand. I was the honey-pot for HER!!!

Posted by: eric swallowswell at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (UDapT)

480 Seventeen states have now signed on to an amicus brief in the Texas lawsuit (link to official Supreme Court site):

So now over 20 states are involved in this election lawsuit.

That should qualify as a 'constitutional crisis.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Godspeed

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (yTRuK)

481 @457 thathalfrican-If you are not happy with yourself or direction of your life going into a relationship that person isn't going to fix or change that and shouldn't be expected or asked too.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (0jZnq)

482 476 Those margins got blown.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2020 03:36 PM (GWDdA)

Lucky margins???

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (bCLt0)

483 'Bout time, Missouri.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

When we got there, We Got There!!!
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:34 PM (bCLt0)

People profess to not understand the Missouri motto of being the "Show Me State."

If one has a hard time with the concept, just picture your grampy or that friend of yours who's always late.

He ain't late cuz he don't care, he's late cuz "don't f'n rush me, consarnit."

Missouri isn't going to be the first on board with anything. You gotta show 'em first.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (hku12)

484 Seventeen states have now signed on to an amicus brief in the Texas lawsuit (link to official Supreme Court site):

So now over 20 states are involved in this election lawsuit.

That should qualify as a 'constitutional crisis.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

Try to imagine what the media would be doing if the roles were reversed

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (HrMC1)

485 The worst part isn't them selling out. It's that they go so cheaply.

Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 09, 2020 03:38 PM (OUMaO)

486 @disclosetv

JUST IN - Vatican enters into a "global alliance" with Rothschild, Rockefeller Ford Foundation, Mastercard, BoA, and others through the new "Council for Inclusive Capitalism" to create a "more inclusive, sustainable and trusted economic system."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 09, 2020 03:38 PM (naieP)

487 What's interesting is social media is going kamikaze just when Trump has threatened to veto the military spending bill unless 230 is abrogated.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2020 03:38 PM (AwPyG)

488 The worst part isn't them selling out. It's that they go so cheaply.
Posted by: B

yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:39 PM (4Jold)

489 If it does, expect a masterclass in classical American jurisprudence by Clarence Thomas in dissent.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (IhEo7)

+++++++++

which will mean dick when we're being loaded into box cars

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 09, 2020 03:39 PM (ZR7kf)

490 Lara Trump is leading in the Republican Senate race for 2022 in NC. (The Hill)
Posted by: redridinghood

I freakin love her. I shouldn't but I do. She speaks directly to my funny papers.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2020 03:39 PM (YxYnl)

491 446 @Barnes_Law 3m
17 states join the #TexasLawSuit. See their amicus brief.

BRIEF OF STATE OF MISSOURI AND 16 OTHER STATES AS AMICI CURIAE IN SUPPORT OF PLAINTIFF'S MOTION FOR LEAVE TO FILE BILL OF COMPLAINT

ADDITIONAL COUNSEL
Steve Marshall Douglas J. Peterson
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF ALABAMA STATE OF NEBRASKA
Leslie Rutledge Wayne Stenehjem
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF ARKANSAS STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA
Ashley Moody Mike Hunter
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF FLORIDA STATE OF OKLAHOMA
Curtis T. Hill, Jr. Alan Wilson
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF INDIANA STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA
Derek Schmidt Jason R. Ravnsborg
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF KANSAS STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA
Jeff Landry Herbert H. Slatery III
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF LOUISIANA STATE OF TENNESSEE
Lynn Fitch Sean D. Reyes
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF MISSISSIPPI STATE OF UTAH
Tim Fox Patrick Morrisey
Attorney General Attorney General
STATE OF MONTANA STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA

https://tinyurl.com/y37jaghg
Posted by: Snowball effect at December 09, 2020 03:31 PM (BBWrU)

Preference cascade?

Posted by: Iblis at December 09, 2020 03:39 PM (abOpZ)

492 >>> Just yesterday I sent an email to my state AG telling him to join the TX suit and, bam, today he does it. I've got pull.
Posted by: irright at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (SchQD)

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Iowa, voted DJT both times, but we have a DEM AG, so

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 03:39 PM (HSzKG)

493 468 In some ways Elon is like the heroes in Atlas Shrugged.

Was intrigued when he questioned the cv-19 tests that were 50/50 on the same day.

Posted by: Rusty at December 09, 2020 03:39 PM (gtWiK)

494 JUST IN - Vatican enters into a "global alliance" with Rothschild, Rockefeller Ford Foundation, Mastercard, BoA, and others through the new "Council for Inclusive Capitalism" to create a "more inclusive, sustainable and trusted economic system."

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So much for "be not of this world, but the next."

Is this Pope even Catholic????

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

495 Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (0jZnq)

I feel you man. I in generally agree with everything you said.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (4eqlR)

496 Now that the Texas lawsuit is up to 17 states in support, MSDNC is having to notice it and is struggling to explain the basis. After all they don't want to mention any doubt as to the integrity of the vote in the four states at issue so they are turning rhetorical somersaults.
Lord only knows what YouTube is going to do in censoring the case, except to pray it gets dismissed without being heard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (CXjkn)

497 It is said the average 80- year old has sex twice a month.

CMON 80's !!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (zNpyh)

498 Answer briefs by the states in insurrection would be filed in the name of the State through someone licensed to practice law (the state's attorney general). It is not a personal appearance by the AG.

States do sue each other occasionally. Happens a bit with riparian (water) rights, especially rivers that are bordered by multiple states.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (KAi1n)

499 I was not encouraged with Alito's response yesterday even though I understand the argument that the Texas lawsuit would be superior.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (r+sAi)

500 > And Fanne Foxe was a hottie, back in the day. And not a Chinese spy.

Yeah, she was.

Elizabeth Ray was smokin', too, as was Donna Rice.

And of course the Kennedy boys got all kinds of Grade A trim.

Politicians used to have better taste in mistresses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (7Kh21)

501 And it was just a year ago that the Confederate Flag was pretty much outlawed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2020 03:29 PM (d9rwJ)

+++++++

Forget the stars and bars. We have a flag; it's old glory. If the liberals want to fight, let them come up with their own flag; they burn ours every chance they get.

Let them have a hammer and sickle with BLM spray-painted on it.

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (ZR7kf)

502 everybody that voted for Trump should be joining the brief now.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (4Jold)

503 Preference cascade?
Posted by: Iblis at December 09, 2020 03:39 PM (abOpZ)

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Only when the Illinois National Guard rolls into Missouri.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (8XRCm)

504 Is this Pope even Catholic????
No

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (wgghp)

505 >>> Those margins got blown.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2020 03:36 PM (GWDdA)

Lucky margins???
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (bCLt0)

It's always the other guy.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (HSzKG)

506 490

which will mean dick when we're being loaded into box cars
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 09, 2020 03:39 PM (ZR7kf)

I take your point. But I won't be loaded. I will be dead. I saw Schindler's List. Nope, no way.

Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (bCLt0)

507 I thought Tiffany Trump was pretty impressive when she spoke at the convention. A shame she's named "Tiffany." When choosing kid's names, we'd always ask, "Can she be a judge, with this name?"

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (AwPyG)

508 So much for "be not of this world, but the next."

Is this Pope even Catholic????
Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2020 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

No, but he'll shit in the woods if there's a copy of Catholic Theology in the hole.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (jOcSX)

509 States do sue each other occasionally. Happens a bit with riparian (water) rights, especially rivers that are bordered by multiple states.

Posted by: SFGoth

Amusingly, Georgia's been in such a dispute with Alabama and Florida for 25 years or more now.

Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (OUMaO)

510 @disclosetv

JUST IN - Vatican enters into a "global alliance" with Rothschild, Rockefeller Ford Foundation, Mastercard, BoA, and others through the new "Council for Inclusive Capitalism" to create a "more inclusive, sustainable and trusted economic system."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 09, 2020 03:38 PM (naieP)

Any place for God in that Great Reset of yours, Vatican?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (hku12)

511 487 @disclosetv

JUST IN - Vatican enters into a "global alliance" with Rothschild, Rockefeller Ford Foundation, Mastercard, BoA, and others through the new "Council for Inclusive Capitalism" to create a "more inclusive, sustainable and trusted economic system."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 09, 2020 03:38 PM (naieP)

Managed. By our elites. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (8SSHh)

512 487 @disclosetv

Thats one of the four horsemen triggers, right?

Posted by: Rusty at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (gtWiK)

513 I expect him to announce any day that abortion is not a sin.

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2020 03:42 PM (wgghp)

514 I thought Tiffany Trump was pretty impressive when she spoke at the convention. A shame she's named "Tiffany." When choosing kid's names, we'd always ask, "Can she be a judge, with this name?"

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (AwPyG)

I still think we're in the timeline where Kim Kardashian eventually argues a case before SCOTUS which includes Associate Justice Tiffany Trump.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 09, 2020 03:42 PM (jOcSX)

515 > Those margins got blown.

Like Eric Swalwell.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:42 PM (7Kh21)

516 JUST IN - Vatican enters into a "global alliance" with Rothschild, Rockefeller Ford Foundation, Mastercard, BoA, and others through the new "Council for Inclusive Capitalism" to create a "more inclusive, sustainable and trusted economic system."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 09, 2020 03:38 PM (naieP)

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The pope still gets to live in ultra luxury though, right? Cuz you know...man of the people and all that.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:42 PM (22mNy)

517
which will mean dick when we're being loaded into box cars
Posted by: S

walking no, stacked, maybe

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2020 03:42 PM (4Jold)

518 " ...
Preference cascade?

Posted by: Iblis at December 09, 2020 03:39 PM (abOpZ) "

Gotta hope so; I'll grasp any straw I can at this point.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 09, 2020 03:42 PM (/On2j)

519 Just yesterday I sent an email to my state AG telling him to join the TX suit and, bam, today he does it. I've got pull.

Posted by: irright at December 09, 2020 03:37 PM (SchQD)

I sent my email to my governor. I gots mor pull

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2020 03:42 PM (gmo/4)

520 You're saying that a good-looking pol would definitely never get in trouble chasing tail?

You can't chase what you can't chase.

Posted by: Gerald Nadler at December 09, 2020 03:42 PM (DMUuz)

521 Wait til you see the next pope. The great north-south dialogue for jeebus pope.

Posted by: Gilded at December 09, 2020 03:43 PM (/yBie)

522 516 > Those margins got blown.

Like Eric Swalwell.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2020 03:42 PM (7Kh21)

"That's classified." - The Margins

Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 09, 2020 03:43 PM (KbCG3)

523 honestly they should let citizens join the suit. I would join. I have been disenfranchised - the majority of legal voters in PA have been.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2020 03:43 PM (j9HX3)

524 "When choosing kid's names, we'd always ask, "Can she be a judge, with this name?"

I did that as well but as a lawyer. Like would a client want to hire someone named XYZ as their lawyer?

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:43 PM (22mNy)

525 510 States do sue each other occasionally. Happens a bit with riparian (water) rights, especially rivers that are bordered by multiple states.

Posted by: SFGoth

Amusingly, Georgia's been in such a dispute with Alabama and Florida for 25 years or more now.
Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 09, 2020 03:41 PM (OUMaO)

One of the latest The History Guy's videos is about the time Ohio & the Michigan Territory almost came to blows over the Maumee River boundary

Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2020 03:43 PM (Izzlo)

526 Discord is run by furries. Use an open-source service on your own hosting.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 09, 2020 03:44 PM (poEUH)

527 @JPMediaBoss

Is it just me, or is it a little odd that Eric Swalwell's dad is still liking FB photos of Christine Fang (ie. Fang Fang), from as late as March 12, 2020? Even though she fled the country to avoid FBI investigation as a Chinese Spy?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2020 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

528 @499
States sue each other all the time, especially about the Commerce Clause.
This lawsuit is framed on the same principle--why do we have to follow the Constitution if your people don't, and it injures our people?

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2020 03:44 PM (AwPyG)

529 Jenna Jameson is a good example for boob size.

Big natural tits on a skinny girl are a wonder, but they have to fit the body Jenna had natural nearly Ds and was a sex goddess. But porn addicts wanted bigger. But they didn't fit her. She later had them out.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2020 03:44 PM (9TdxA)

530 JUST IN - Vatican enters into a "global alliance" with Rothschild,
Rockefeller Ford Foundation, Mastercard, BoA, and others through the new
"Council for Inclusive Capitalism" to create a "more inclusive,
sustainable and trusted economic system."

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Is John Podesta involved, or NAMBLA, or Comet Pizza, because that would really be icing on this particular shit cake. Maybe the governments of Venezuela or Iran would like to join in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (CXjkn)

531 -
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Vatican enters into a "global alliance" with Rothschild, Rockefeller
Ford Foundation, Mastercard, BoA, and others through the new "Council
for Inclusive Capitalism" to create a "more inclusive, sustainable and
trusted economic system."

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The whore of Babylon approaches.

Posted by: irright at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (SchQD)

532 Is it just me, or is it a little odd that Eric Swalwell's dad is still liking FB photos of Christine Fang (ie. Fang Fang), from as late as March 12, 2020? Even though she fled the country to avoid FBI investigation as a Chinese Spy?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2020 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

Maybe he's banging her too.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (nakwk)

533 NOOD: Math

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (H5knJ)

534 At some point the laws of nature take over, and
in order for the bobs to get any bigger, they have to be attached to an
XXXXL gal.

No thank you.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2020 03:35 PM (hku12)

That's a phallusy. More for me.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (KnJdm)

535 Women are not a mystery. Google/search: The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

Basic guidelines to follow that make women simple for you. You're welcome.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (0jZnq)

536 "That's classified." - The Margins

Lol. Keyboard ruined.

Posted by: Rusty at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (gtWiK)

537 ugh now that asshat Toomey posted a love note / get well soon Master message to Wolf on FB

god I hate toomey so very much

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (j9HX3)

538 It is said the average 80- year old has sex twice a month.

CMON 80's !!!!!!

But...it's with other 80 year olds.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

539 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 09, 2020 03:45 PM (/On2j)

540 530 Jenna Jameson is a good example for boob size.

Big natural tits on a skinny girl are a wonder, but they have to fit the body Jenna had natural nearly Ds and was a sex goddess. But porn addicts wanted bigger. But they didn't fit her. She later had them out.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2020 03:44 PM (9TdxA)

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I don't think that's what happened. She got bob jobs when she was a teenager, IIRC, long before she got into porn.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 09, 2020 03:46 PM (22mNy)

541 Maumee! Maumee!
How I luvs ya!
How I luvs ya!
My dear old Maumee!

Posted by: justin trudeau at December 09, 2020 03:46 PM (UDapT)

542
Discord is run by furries.

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WTF?

It's like every single person America's power elite is a pervy lunatic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2020 03:49 PM (BvLWD)

543 Is a cob around?

Comment 372 renders thread nearly unreadable.

Posted by: Bono at December 09, 2020 03:49 PM (W45Na)

544 @disclosetv

JUST IN - Vatican enters into a "global alliance" with Rothschild, Rockefeller Ford Foundation, Mastercard, BoA, and others through the new "Council for Inclusive Capitalism" to create a "more inclusive, sustainable and trusted economic system."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 09, 2020 03:38 PM (naieP)
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I'll have to go looking for it, but within the last couple of years there was a Yuge bit of business involving the Vatican Bank and malarkey. Or shenanigans.

Within the last year or so there was a big scandal involving the Pope's number 2 guy hosting gay orgies at his Vatican apartment.

The Cardinal that had to go into hiding wrote about both those items.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 09, 2020 03:49 PM (oGBso)

545 I am not a lawyer, but is it possible for red counties in blue states (District Attorneys) to also enjoin or file a brief in support of the Texas lawsuit? It would be pretty eye-opening to see several hundred local governments throw in as well, even if they risk retaliation by their governors.

Posted by: Mistletoe Belt Buckle at December 09, 2020 03:49 PM (1/FyW)

546 This dude ain't no Charlie Wilson.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at December 09, 2020 03:50 PM (w+Ped)

547 After 4 years of stonewalling the corrupt FBI finally admits they're hold Seth Rich's laptop-

https://tinyurl.com/y4oj7t5x

Biden get's in, it will conveniently end up missing or they'll send in Hillary with a hammer.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2020 03:52 PM (NpAcC)

548 A lot of people use Discord to communicate about like minded topics. I haven't heard of anyone being de-platformed from it....yet.
If you don't know what Discord is, it's basically a site/app where anyone can form their own chat room about basically anything. It can be set up so it's invite only.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 09, 2020 03:25 PM (IVj0Y)

Discord has pros and cons. Some people feel teamspeak is better.

If you like chat, consider the multi-platform chat software, Pidgin. It has an encryption plugin.
Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2020 03:27 PM (KnJdm)

Discord hosts all servers, so it's only a matter of time before conservatives are purged there. They already pushed a banner on every client supporting burn loot murder, so deplatforming political dissent is not far off. Unfortunately, few services integrate voice and text messaging as well as they do.

Teamspeak or Mumble give you the option to host your own server, but are primarily about voice, and dont handle text nearly as well.

Posted by: Sjg at December 09, 2020 03:52 PM (gDSJf)

549 That's Pierre Delicito's side piece cock holster.

Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2020 03:52 PM (tZedl)

550 >Wait, a quadrillion to the fourth power is much, much more than just a quadrillion.

I think that's a finctillion

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 09, 2020 04:00 PM (iTXRQ)

551 get it right...

Its Fartswell

or, if you prefer,

Shartswell

Posted by: Bumkin at December 09, 2020 04:02 PM (K1Wjq)

552 BE GONE FOUL SOCK!

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 09, 2020 04:08 PM (GbPPJ)

553 I think it's also worth mentioning that a secession bill has just been introduced for the people of Texas to vote on.

The "easy way out" of this election fraud situation might not be so easy, after all, huh?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 09, 2020 04:11 PM (H3MF8)

554 554
I think it's also worth mentioning that a secession bill has just been introduced for the people of Texas to vote on.

The "easy way out" of this election fraud situation might not be so easy, after all, huh?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
Smart move, they should vote to secede to kick in if the election fraud puts Biden in. Your move SCOTUS.

If Trump doesn't win, mass red state and (red country) secession is unavoidable. The Biden govt would be considered illegitimate and no one will stand for the taxes, lockdowns and gun confiscation for such as that, or any legitimate government either for that matter.

No shooting civil war, just a lot of 'we're fkkin outa here'.

Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 09, 2020 04:24 PM (LBiyC)

555 Will that Dip-Wad Nuke us if we don't vote for him?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 09, 2020 05:19 PM (FLiOE)

556 Found the video on Bitchute:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/5T9LclpUrARZ/
They have embed HTML available.

Posted by: Fedup at December 09, 2020 05:26 PM (68ya+)

557 There once was a spygirl named Fang Fang
Who pounced on Rep Swallowell's wang wang
Saying Eric my dear
Whisper into my ear
Then flew back to China and sang sang

Posted by: Roscoe Biggs at December 09, 2020 05:30 PM (8AzL+)

558 Since when did "classified" also mean "8 years old"?

No one really believes Farts slept with this woman, but her prepubescent brother probably had many sleep overs with him.

Posted by: Rbastid at December 09, 2020 06:44 PM (XwTyM)

559 Trump should declassify this information IMMEDIATELY. Don't give him any cover.

Posted by: Jesse at December 09, 2020 08:15 PM (tPuMl)

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Tucker Carlson: We Reached Out to Eric Swalwell to Ask If, As Has Been Reported, He Had Sex with Confirmed Chinese Spy Fang Fang;
Swalwell Told Us He Could Not Answer, Because the Answer Might be "Classified"