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Quarantine Cafe: Adorable Rescues Edition

The last one will give your tear ducts a work-out.

This one might choke you up:

Posted by: Ace at 07:47 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:47 PM (KqiMr)

2 Second!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:47 PM (KqiMr)

3 Ayeeeeee! Third!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:48 PM (KqiMr)

4 All alone. Fourth!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:48 PM (KqiMr)

5 Now were grit g somewhere. Fifth!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:48 PM (KqiMr)

6 Hot dignity damn. This is fun. Seventh!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:49 PM (KqiMr)

7 I got nothin'.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 07:49 PM (4+gTH)

8 No bats! Eighth!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:49 PM (KqiMr)

9 Stinky skunk. 10th!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:49 PM (KqiMr)

10 Tips hat to nick.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 07:49 PM (4+gTH)

11 Echo echo echo

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 07:50 PM (4+gTH)

12 I don't know what this says about nick and me.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 07:51 PM (4+gTH)

13 Just you and me buddy. I noosed though

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:51 PM (KqiMr)

14 *licks screen*

Posted by: vdoggeh at December 04, 2020 07:51 PM (nUhF0)

15 Is CBD going to be running the painting Naked Joe Biden Grabbing Dog's Tail on the art thread?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 04, 2020 07:51 PM (lgiXo)

16 Oops. Nooded comes out as nooses under spell check. Send for the FBI!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:51 PM (KqiMr)

17 Where's my 10 cents for this post?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 07:51 PM (87oRe)

18 What, no vole or marmoset love?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 07:52 PM (ztzef)

19 >>> Just you and me buddy. I noosed though

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:51 PM (KqiMr)

====

Good on ya, mate.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 07:52 PM (4+gTH)

20 Willowed:


*puts on elf cap*

*sings*

Biden the Senile Preznit
Had a very damaged brain
And if he saw your daughter
He would sniff her hair and say-
"Why don't you rub my leg hair..."
Then he'd give her nips a pinch
Biden the Senile Preznit
He'll finger rape her just one inch

*bows*

*shakes jingle bells*

*walks off stage*

Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2020 07:52 PM (dWwl8)

21 No bats. Pfui.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 04, 2020 07:52 PM (E8JQx)

22 Nothing my friend except that we drew the short straw...

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:52 PM (KqiMr)

23 Somebody called a mood nood downstairs. So here I am.

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (786Ro)

24 I'm not buying the skunk rescue. You don't get near those fvckers without getting hosed.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (WQZ1O)

25 Willowed response for Insom: Bait for Catholics should include Red wine, pasta and bingo cards.

Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (zZXDy)

26 No bats.

Where do I get a refund of my membership dues?

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (9IdCK)

27 I thought it'd be cool to have a pet skunk, but unfortunately most states don't allow it. Mine included.

You can get their stank glands removed.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (H3MF8)

28 Im so woonwy!

Kim Jong Il, Team America.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:54 PM (KqiMr)

29 *walks off stage*
Posted by: naturalfake at December 04, 2020 07:49 PM (dWwl


Are you going to be here all week?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 07:55 PM (87oRe)

30 I thought it'd be cool to have a pet skunk, but unfortunately most states don't allow it. Mine included.

You can get their stank glands removed.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler


But enough about Joe Biden ...

Posted by: Adriane the Blue Siilk Ribbon Critic ... at December 04, 2020 07:55 PM (LPnfS)

31 Awww. 7 years in a shelter. Poor thing, so glad she's finally got a family.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 07:55 PM (L8ADy)

32 Contra costa county, Calizuela going into Nazi lockdown mode come Sunday. 25% less people in the stores.

That will cause all sorts of insane shortages

Done to f with Christmas.

I hate liberals.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:56 PM (KqiMr)

33 Adorable, adorable, adorable, adorable and adorable. Ok. Good. No you know whats.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

34 But I like skunks. One got into my friends crawl space and tore apart their heating. They had to move out in the middle of winter. Those little rascals!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:57 PM (KqiMr)

35 Skunks with the stank glands removed make fine pets, because nothing scares them. They have no fear of humans.

Why would they be afraid of people?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 07:58 PM (H3MF8)

36 Why are there so many dead skunks ??

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 07:58 PM (zr5Kq)

37 I've told this story before, and not tooting my own horn, but our female cat, we got her from the shelter in which she was born. Had been there for six years. Had never been outside the building, never seen the outside world, as the shelter was a huge warehouse, with no access to windows except sunlight coming in from way too high for any type of view for the cats.

Anyhoo, we had our pick. A number of other cats that were much more affectionate. This kitty, she wouldn't even let me pick her up (still won't). But it was kind of a no-brainer decision. The other more affectionate cats will have been adopted within days, if not hours of us leaving.

So... fast forward about 4 years, she's a sweetheart. Mostly keeps to herself, but when she want attention, she will get it, because she's relentless.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 07:58 PM (hku12)

38 Back to cute animals, thank goodness!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 07:59 PM (5FCda)

39 Adorable, adorable, adorable, adorable and adorable. Ok. Good. No you know whats.
Posted by: runner


Cranky bats ferociously eats ... a banana
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=VgMseckYGtE

Posted by: Adriane the Blue Siilk Ribbon Critic ... at December 04, 2020 07:59 PM (LPnfS)

40 Why are there so many dead skunks ??
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 07:58 PM (zr5Kq

In the middle of the road.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 04, 2020 07:59 PM (lgiXo)

41 My Twisty Dog is getting up there. Sleeps all the time. Dreaming of the great rabbit chase in the sky.

Except I have a free range rabbit in the kitchen and all Twisty Dog ever does is stare at her.

Good Twisty Dog!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:59 PM (KqiMr)

42 Role up your window and plug your nose!!!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:59 PM (KqiMr)

43 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (H3MF

Colorado doesn't allow pet skunks? My mom had one for a short time when she was a teen in Lakewood so the laws must have been changed at some point.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:00 PM (uquGJ)

44 If I knew I was going to be alone I would have written a treatise and posted it.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:00 PM (KqiMr)

45 36 Why are there so many dead skunks ??
-----
poor vision and nocturnal activity. a bad combination in the presence of automobiles.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 04, 2020 08:01 PM (WQZ1O)

46 I thought it'd be cool to have a pet skunk, but unfortunately most states don't allow it. Mine included.

You can get their stank glands removed.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (H3MF

I have been told that Skunks will bond strongly to one human, but don't do well in families.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 08:01 PM (mzC78)

47 43 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (H3MF

Colorado doesn't allow pet skunks? My mom had one for a short time when she was a teen in Lakewood so the laws must have been changed at some point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:00 PM (uquGJ)

Hi, Polli! How've you been? Yeah, I looked it up a few years ago. Totally banned in Colorado. I'm not sure when that happened.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:01 PM (H3MF8)

48 Thread Idea -or Horde Business Plan?

*Rescue Beavers*

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2020 08:01 PM (Ckg4U)

49 Skunks are of course just smelly weasels.

Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 08:01 PM (f/mcD)

50 If I knew I was going to be alone I would have written a treatise and posted it.
Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty


The next time you have an idea Jack, put it in a memo !!!

Posted by: Jack Ryan at December 04, 2020 08:02 PM (LPnfS)

51 No bats. Yay!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/yes) at December 04, 2020 08:02 PM (9hauA)

52 Where's my 10 cents for this post?
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 07:51 PM


* Checks in cracks on ottoman for change *

Posted by: Lucien Freud at December 04, 2020 08:02 PM (DMUuz)

53 I thought it'd be cool to have a pet skunk, but unfortunately most states don't allow it. Mine included.

You can get their stank glands removed.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (H3MF

I have been told that Skunks will bond strongly to one human, but don't do well in families.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 08:01 PM (mzC7


Honestly now. Pets are dogs and cats.

That's basically it. I know people can get other animals to keep in their homes, but those are just other animals people keep in their homes.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)

54 Anyhoo, we had our pick. A number of other cats that were much more affectionate. This kitty, she wouldn't even let me pick her up (still won't). But it was kind of a no-brainer decision. The other more affectionate cats will have been adopted within days, if not hours of us leaving.

So... fast forward about 4 years, she's a sweetheart. Mostly keeps to herself, but when she want attention, she will get it, because she's relentless.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 07:58 PM (hku12)

Good on you for making that cat's life better, Burt!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 08:03 PM (mzC78)

55 46 I thought it'd be cool to have a pet skunk, but unfortunately most states don't allow it. Mine included.

You can get their stank glands removed.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (H3MF

I have been told that Skunks will bond strongly to one human, but don't do well in families.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 08:01 PM (mzC7

That would be fine with me, as I live alone. I have two cats, but I was looking at a skunk as a possible replacement once they're no longer with me.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:03 PM (H3MF8)

56 "Where's my 10 cents for this post?
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar "

No you have to PAY 10 cents to post.

Posted by: AOS doorman at December 04, 2020 08:03 PM (f/mcD)

57 I have 5 minks in my tree....

Oh Christmas Mink, oh Christmas mink,
How you do so skitter.
Oh Christmas Mink, oh Christmas mink
How you do like to chitter!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:04 PM (KqiMr)

58 I hate liberals.
Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:56 PM (KqiMr)


I think the rule is 25% capacity, not 25% less. And then there's other rules for smaller spaces - but that could be a county by county clusterfuck. Guy at my gun shop said they were only allowed to have one person at a time.

This will be the death of many more businesses. Yes Gavin Gruesome, let's shut down the stores at Christmas time, because there might have been a chance some could have survived into next year otherwise.

The Sizzler in town folded, that's the first "big" restaurant that bit it. Because of the way it was situated, they couldn't put tables outside, and it was mostly patronized by the senior citizens. Dead and gone. Hard to tell with some of the smaller places, at least grub hub and uber eats is helping them limp along.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:04 PM (L8ADy)

59 Willowed response for Insom: Bait for Catholics should include Red wine, pasta and bingo cards.



Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (zZXDy)


For the micks it would be beer and corned beef sandwiches.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:04 PM (jXxav)

60
THE SKUNK WILL BETRAY YOU.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 04, 2020 08:04 PM (XVZmW)

61 What is the Catholic church's stance on joining the communist party?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 08:04 PM (ZVUa9)

62 The 'Rona crisis is over!

Bill DeBlasio's "Wife" Dances For COVID To Go Away

https://bit.ly/3ojpkR4

If Lizzy "Gray Beaver" Warren had won it'd be a rain dance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (+y/Ru)

63 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:01 PM (H3MF

Doing well. Moved Eldest Kidlet up to Colorado over Thanksgiving. She and Son are staying with their Grandmother and helping her take care of her house and get it ready to sell. Also working at a local Good Samaritan, which means they have to get their brains scraped twice a week (at least working with the elderly is an almost reasonable excuse for all the testing).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (uquGJ)

64 Why are there so many dead skunks ??
-----
poor vision and nocturnal activity. a bad combination in the presence of automobiles.
Posted by: BluesFish at December 04, 2020 08:01 PM (WQZ1O)


Statistically speaking, it is presumed that for every skunk that is alive, there will eventually be one that is dead.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (hku12)

65 I can't go through that last video.

Poor dog, living seven years in a cage (and yes, it's a shelter, and yes, they cared for her, but it's still a cage).

I'm so glad that woman and her husband adopted her.

May God bless them.

**weeps**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (2JVJo)

66 Howdy, chique!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (9IdCK)

67 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

Im so woonry!!!!

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:06 PM (KqiMr)

68 "Where's my 10 cents for this post?
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar "
No you have to PAY 10 cents to post.
Posted by: AOS doorman at December 04, 2020 08:03 PM (f/mcD)


What, you mean that damn moose out front lied to me?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:06 PM (87oRe)

69 C.A.T. I think the Pope allows it

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 08:06 PM (9sWOw)

70 Water rescue canal pitttie is a cutie.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 08:06 PM (VcFUs)

71 49
Skunks are of course just smelly weasels.

Never met the man. He does seem to stay out at his property for long periods of time though.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 08:06 PM (+ya+t)

72 She got tired of guarding the Zeks.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (VcFUs)

73

Steve Bannon if the Georgia
Republicans hold a special session and look into this election and you
will win on January 5. If you do nothing you will lose. I agree. It's a
fight or die situation. Politically.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (jXxav)

74 What is the Catholic church's stance on joining the communist party?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy




it is forbidden, if you are not namd benedict

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (4Jold)

75 Statistically speaking, it is presumed that for every skunk that is alive, there will eventually be one that is dead.

Weird, huh?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (hku12)


What about opossums?

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (L8ADy)

76 God is happy when you are happy. So do what makes you happy

-Pope Osteen I.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (ZVUa9)

77 Skunks are WINOs? (Weasels in name only)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 08:08 PM (D7mIA)

78 Anyhoo, we had our pick. A number of other cats that were much more affectionate. This kitty, she wouldn't even let me pick her up (still won't). But it was kind of a no-brainer decision. The other more affectionate cats will have been adopted within days, if not hours of us leaving.

So... fast forward about 4 years, she's a sweetheart. Mostly keeps to herself, but when she want attention, she will get it, because she's relentless.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 07:58 PM (hku12)

Good on you for making that cat's life better, Burt!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 08:03 PM (mzC7


She howled, pretty much non-stop all the way from Missouri to Colorado. Non. Stop.

The other cats were fine, except they were as tired of hearing her as I was.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:08 PM (hku12)

79 And that "lasgana" video.

The garbage who tried to throw that poor pup off a bridge need to be hunted down, chained to a chair, loaded down with cement blocks and dumped off the highest bridge overlooking the deepest water.

And yes, I am serious. I love animals. I hate people.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:08 PM (2JVJo)

80 In the middle of the road.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 04, 2020 07:59 PM (lgiXo)


they seem fast enough...

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)

81 Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December

Yes. Gavin Newsollini is preparing to finish off the small businesses in the state.

As my Eastern European wife says, Californians vote for what they deserve

Except, now im not sure. Calizuela probably steals votes just like Venezuela.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:09 PM (KqiMr)

82 Any suggestions for Irish whisky? Jameson's is the only brand I know of.

Posted by: Gref at December 04, 2020 08:09 PM (AMIL/)

83 No bats; I'm ok with that

Posted by: Zeera at December 04, 2020 08:09 PM (zUdXR)

84 Statistically speaking, it is presumed that for every skunk that is alive, there will eventually be one that is dead.

Weird, huh?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (hku12)

What about opossums?
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (L8ADy)


DAMN! Hit post with my fat fingers before I was done.
Let me try that again.

What about opossums?
I think they're born dead on the roads to begin with.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:09 PM (L8ADy)

85 Ever since Jared Polis tested positive for the coof-coof, local talk-radio guy Peter Boyles has been asking all over the place why nobody in the local media has been asking him how he might've gotten it.

He doesn't seem to have considered the most likely answer to that question.

Polis is gay. And it's politically incorrect to ask a gay man if he's maybe been, you know, engaging in some risky behaviors.

That's why nobody's interested in where he's been, and with whom he may have been in close contact.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (H3MF8)

86 had liver for dinner
my iron must be really low atm coz it was delicious

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (nUhF0)

87 I get to pile 3 kittehs in my truck and drive them 14 hours tomorrow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (ZVUa9)

88 it is forbidden, if you are not namd benedict
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (4Jold)

Actually, it is the Evil Francis the Antipope who is the commie. Benedict is still the Pope in my (and many others) minds.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (KqiMr)

89 Why are there so many dead skunks ??
Posted by: runner

Because they stink.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (gtatv)

90 had liver for dinner
my iron must be really low atm coz it was delicious
Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (nUhF0)


Chianti ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)

91 Statistically speaking, it is presumed that for every skunk that is alive, there will eventually be one that is dead.

Weird, huh?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (hku12)

What about opossums?
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (L8ADy)


Oh, well that's where people make the mistake of thinking opossums are alive at all.

They are not.

They are the spawn of hell, and are therefore dead, having never been born in the first place.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:11 PM (hku12)

92 how bout a wayans bro skit like the mo money ones
except with goldilocks and co MO VOTES!

Posted by: vizzy at December 04, 2020 08:11 PM (R/9t3)

93 Why are there so many dead skunks ??
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 07:58 PM (zr5Kq

In the middle of the road.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 04, 2020 07:59 PM (lgiXo)


I once read that, even though it was his only top 40 hit, Loudon Wainwright hates that song so much that if anyone requests it at a concert, he will only play if he's paid five hundred bucks.

In cash.

Right then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:11 PM (2JVJo)

94 32 Contra costa county, Calizuela going into Nazi lockdown mode come Sunday. 25% less people in the stores.

That will cause all sorts of insane shortages

Done to f with Christmas.

I hate liberals.
Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:56 PM (KqiMr)

You can always use the government friendly and approved Amazon.

Posted by: Some dude in Seattle. at December 04, 2020 08:11 PM (Ojki1)

95 >>If Lizzy "Gray Beaver" Warren had won it'd be a rain dance.

That is because she has stress incontinence

Posted by: Aviator at December 04, 2020 08:12 PM (0FTCx)

96 Actually, it is the Evil Francis the Antipope who is the commie. Benedict is still the Pope in my (and many others) minds.
Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (KqiMr)

*gives the secret hand signal*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 08:12 PM (D7mIA)

97 Pirate's story is beautiful. It's a shame she spent so much time waiting.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:12 PM (gtJ22)

98 63
Doing well. Moved Eldest Kidlet up to Colorado over Thanksgiving. She and Son are staying with their Grandmother and helping her take care of her house and get it ready to sell. Also working at a local Good Samaritan, which means they have to get their brains scraped twice a week (at least working with the elderly is an almost reasonable excuse for all the testing).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (uquGJ)

Nice! Glad to hear things are good in your neck of the woods!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:13 PM (H3MF8)

99
I once read that, even though it was his only top 40 hit, Loudon Wainwright hates that song so much that if anyone requests it at a concert, he will only play if he's paid five hundred bucks.

In cash.

Right then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:11 PM


well, that's stinkin' to high heaven

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 08:13 PM (DUIap)

100 Except, now im not sure. Calizuela probably steals votes just like Venezuela.
Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:09 PM (KqiMr)


I think the rest of the states look up to Cali when it comes to stealing votes. My ex's grandfather was voting for years after his demise. We have AB-60, which has probably gotten a couple million more illegals voting. Ballot harvesting, perfectly legal. No "limit" as far as I'm aware. And we started "computer" voting decades ago, clowns like Coomer being Berserkeley grads. Cutting edge fraud, right here.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:13 PM (L8ADy)

101
What about opossums?
I think they're born dead on the roads to begin with.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:09 PM (L8ADy)


The natural predator of the armordillo is the automobile.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 08:13 PM (VcFUs)

102 And yes, I am serious. I love animals. I hate people.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:08 PM (2JVJo)

If I wasn't already married, I think you would be my soulmate.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 04, 2020 08:13 PM (zNpyh)

103 Chianti ?
Posted by: runner

hah
no
any alcohol just knocks me right out these days

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (nUhF0)

104 Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:08 PM (hku12)

Ours was like that from Missouri to Colorado and then to Colorado to Texas. Non-stop as long as he was in the carrier. When we let him out he was quiet, but he thought if he couldn't be in my lap ( I was driving and my back had gone out right before we lest) he should be in the windshield.

In contrast, he cockatiel we just moved to Colorado was a great traveler. Even though he'd never been in his travel carrier before he rode quietly and cheerfully. It was quite a relief, since that would have been a nightmare if he was shrieking the whole way.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (uquGJ)

105 @theblaze 13m
North Korea publicly executes citizen who violated COVID-19 quarantine edicts

Posted by: Coming soon to Bidensville at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (BBWrU)

106 87 I get to pile 3 kittehs in my truck and drive them 14 hours tomorrow.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (ZVUa9)

May you have the patience of Job.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (VcFUs)

107 opossums are Irish possums

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (nUhF0)

108 Statistically speaking, it is presumed that for every skunk that is alive, there will eventually be one that is dead.

Weird, huh?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:05 PM (hku12)

What about opossums?
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (L8ADy)

DAMN! Hit post with my fat fingers before I was done.
Let me try that again.

What about opossums?
I think they're born dead on the roads to begin with.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:09 PM (L8ADy)


Ok, that's only slightly different. They're not moving, but that's because if you get too close to check for a pulse, they suck out your soul.

Hence, the phrase "playing possum" is really not about faking one's death, it originated with pickpockets from back in the day. They'd get "knocked down" by a passing horse, and when the horseman stopped to help, he'd be robbed.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:15 PM (hku12)

109 I once read that, even though it was his only top 40 hit, Loudon Wainwright hates that song so much that if anyone requests it at a concert, he will only play if he's paid five hundred bucks.

In cash.

Right then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:11 PM

I guess that is one way to make money off touring now that album sales don't go to artists...well ok, even less than use to go to artists.

Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:15 PM (Ojki1)

110 What is the Catholic church's stance on joining the communist party?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 08:04 PM (ZVUa9)


It used to be excommunication, the same as joining the Masons.

Now? They'd probably fast-track you to a bishopric.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:15 PM (2JVJo)

111 Oh, are you living in Colorado again, Polli?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:15 PM (H3MF8)

112 >>> 30 I thought it'd be cool to have a pet skunk, but unfortunately most states don't allow it. Mine included.

You can get their stank glands removed.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler


I thought it would be great if breeders could end up with skunks that put out designer fragrances instead. Sea breeze, mountain spring, pumpkin spice. Then when you wanted to refresh the air in a room you'd just go up and scare the skunk. I'd buy one.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM (l6b3d)

113
Couldn't finish the last vid. It still hurts too much.

What an astounding hole that damn left.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM (KATBx)

114 Steve Bannon if the Georgia Republicans hold a special session and look into this election and you will win on January 5. If you do nothing you will lose. I agree. It's a fight or die situation. Politically.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (jXxav)

288 Our @trafalgar_group #GASen #Runoff #Polls also shed some light on Georgia voters opinions of whether the #Presidential elections were compromised enough to change the outcome. All voters 53.2% yes, 37.9% no, 8.9% unsure. GOP voters 74.6% yes, 15.9% no, 9.5% unsure.

Posted by: Follow the polls? at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM (BBWrU)

115 105 @theblaze 13m
North Korea publicly executes citizen who violated COVID-19 quarantine edicts
Posted by: Coming soon to Bidensville at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (BBWrU)

Coming soon to America?

That'll really spike the death by Covid stat.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM (d9rwJ)

116 102 And yes, I am serious. I love animals. I hate people.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:08 PM (2JVJo)

If I wasn't already married, I think you would be my soulmate.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 04, 2020 08:13 PM (zNpyh)

...hate people...soul mate...

Not sure how this math works. Is it Common Core?

Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM (Ojki1)

117

* Checks in cracks on ottoman for change *
Posted by: Lucien Freud
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Eeewwwwww!!!!!! Have you seen the crack on the white ottoman????

Posted by: lin-duh at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM (UUBmN)

118 >>North Korea publicly executes citizen who violated COVID-19 quarantine edicts

*pops wood*

Posted by: Gov Cuomo at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM (0FTCx)

119 105 @theblaze 13m
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Posted by: Coming soon to Bidensville at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (BBWrU)


Shhhhhh! Don't give Newsom any ideas!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:17 PM (giAl5)

120 opossums are Irish possums
Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (nUhF0)


If McDonalds comes out with a new sandwich, the McPossum, run away.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:17 PM (hku12)

121 North Korea publicly executes citizen who violated COVID-19 quarantine edicts

Coming to a theater near you.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 04, 2020 08:17 PM (W4eKo)

122 105 @theblaze 13m
North Korea publicly executes citizen who violated COVID-19 quarantine edicts
Posted by: Coming soon to Bidensville at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (BBWrU)

A mask would have saved him.

Posted by: Karen the Hobo, Boulder CO at December 04, 2020 08:17 PM (Ojki1)

123 opossums are Irish possums
Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (nUhF0)


Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 08:18 PM (AiZBA)

124 * Checks in cracks on ottoman for change *




ottoman is a weird nam for a girl

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 04, 2020 08:18 PM (4Jold)

125 I know I shouldn't have watched the last video...

God Bless America and GO ARMY!

Posted by: Mudshark at December 04, 2020 08:18 PM (qCkAJ)

126 That's why nobody's interested in where he's been, and with whom he may have been in close contact.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (H3MF
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That was one of Faux-chi's first success stories, and he's been working that grift since Reagan's first term.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:18 PM (oGBso)

127 Willowed
Actually, I think Biden was saying his VP (Harris) should resign if they fundamentally disagree, as Biden said he would (Hah!) if Biden disagreed the JEF.

The two of them, it's just unbelievable, but here they are.



Posted by: JM in Florida at December 04, 2020 08:18 PM (HCeRP)

128 36 Why are there so many dead skunks ??
Posted by: runner

they only smell dead

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:18 PM (nUhF0)

129 I think the rest of the states look up to Cali when it comes to stealing votes. My ex's grandfather was voting for years after his demise. We have AB-60, which has probably gotten a couple million more illegals voting. Ballot harvesting, perfectly legal. No "limit" as far as I'm aware.

The Cali Democrat Party was incensed and cried "Foul!" that the moribund Cali GOP started ballot harvesting too.

You have to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:19 PM (giAl5)

130 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:15 PM (H3MF

Nope. We did the eeeeevil "visit for Thanksgiving" thing. I promised my mother-in-law we would *not* hold Eldest Kidlet's pistol to her head on arrival though. My mother-in-law (late husband John's mom) is awesome and has declared Inspector to be her son-in-law and entirely welcomed him to the family. A great reason for giving thanks indeed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:20 PM (uquGJ)

131 Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:08 PM (hku12)

Ours was like that from Missouri to Colorado and then to Colorado to Texas. Non-stop as long as he was in the carrier. When we let him out he was quiet, but he thought if he couldn't be in my lap ( I was driving and my back had gone out right before we lest) he should be in the windshield.

In contrast, he cockatiel we just moved to Colorado was a great traveler. Even though he'd never been in his travel carrier before he rode quietly and cheerfully. It was quite a relief, since that would have been a nightmare if he was shrieking the whole way.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (uquGJ)

I never would have been so brave as to let any of them out of their carriers. Weren't you concerned you might crash?

My biggest fear is one of the little dunces getting between the floor and the brake pedal, and.....

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:20 PM (hku12)

132 If McDonalds comes out with a new sandwich, the McPossum, run away.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:17 PM (hku12)

McDonald's seems to be a black hole of creativity for the past decade. When is the last time they tried a new sandwich? The Chicken Biscuit? Bagel sandwiches (both of which seemed to have been killed off by the Corona, China be damned.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 08:20 PM (D7mIA)

133 Biden and Trump have a fundamental disagreement about who won the election. Maybe Biden should resign now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 08:21 PM (ZVUa9)

134 "WASHINGTON - The Democratic-controlled House on Friday approved a bill to decriminalize and tax marijuana at the federal level, reversing what supporters called a failed policy of criminalization of pot use and taking steps to address racial disparities in enforcement of federal drug laws."

Control.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

135 Dad showed me how to hunt armordillo when i was young. Get a small pail of gravel, sit in the yard before dusk.

When one approaches, stay quiet, but throw a piece of gravel at them so it hits between the 'dillo and yourself.

Pisspoor eyesight, great hearing.

They will rush to the spot where the gravel hit thinking it was a bug landing.

Do this until they 'dillo is right in front of you. 22lr pistol does the rest.

This was my into into baited still hunting.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 08:21 PM (VcFUs)

136 Drugged out population.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

137 "I found a veterinarian who specialized with skunks."

Is there really that much demand?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (xPl2J)

138 I thought it'd be cool to have a pet skunk, but unfortunately most states don't allow it. Mine included.

You can get their stank glands removed.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 07:53 PM (H3MF


We get them here sometimes. They're just looking for something to eat, just like any living thing. We've never been sprayed by them, but have caught a whiff after the fact on occasion.

We caught one in a trap once (we were trying to catch a cat). Even THEN I didn't get sprayed, as I released it.

They're cute, and don't seem any different from cats, really. Without those nasty glands, I'm sure they'd be fine.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (hOOi9)

139 Ever since Jared Polis tested positive for the coof-coof, local talk-radio guy Peter Boyles has been asking all over the place why nobody in the local media has been asking him how he might've gotten it.

He doesn't seem to have considered the most likely answer to that question.

Polis is gay. And it's politically incorrect to ask a gay man if he's maybe been, you know, engaging in some risky behaviors.

That's why nobody's interested in where he's been, and with whom he may have been in close contact.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (H3MF


It's worse than that. Apparently one route of transmission is fecal (how that happens to normal people is anyone's guess). But for a shirtlifter, it's not so hard to guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (giAl5)

140 1st into = intro

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (VcFUs)

141 Now I see why Biden is such a shit negotiator.

Iran: We want nukes

Biden: Well, I can see we fundamentally disagree, so I quit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (ZVUa9)

142 @theblaze 13m
North Korea publicly executes citizen who violated COVID-19 quarantine edicts
Posted by: Coming soon to Bidensville at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (BBWrU)

A mask would have saved him.
Posted by: Karen the Hobo, Boulder CO at December 04, 2020 08:17 PM (Ojki1)


I think they shot him. In the chest.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (hku12)

143 126: there goes my happy mood. Fussy Fuax-chi so rubs me the wrong way, its nearly nails on a chalkboard if dad is watching local FNM and they have the toad on. Sure wish that weasel had been told it was time for him to retire before the plandemic hit.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 04, 2020 08:23 PM (Aashi)

144 Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:20 PM (hku12)

Fortunately, I had two kids who could wrangle him. If I was driving alone he would have stayed in the carrier no matter how much he yowled.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:23 PM (uquGJ)

145 God is happy when you are happy. So do what makes you happy
-Pope Osteen I.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (ZVUa9)


Now you tell me!

Apparently I have been doing it wrong for YEARS!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:23 PM (87oRe)

146 105 @theblaze 13m
North Korea publicly executes citizen who violated COVID-19 quarantine edicts
Posted by: Coming soon to Bidensville at December 04, 2020 08:14 PM (BBWrU)

Those Wal-Mart greeters are brutal.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:23 PM (gtJ22)

147 If McDonalds comes out with a new sandwich, the McPossum, run away.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:17 PM (hku12)

McDonald's seems to be a black hole of creativity for the past decade. When is the last time they tried a new sandwich? The Chicken Biscuit? Bagel sandwiches (both of which seemed to have been killed off by the Corona, China be damned.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 08:20 PM (D7mIA)


Supposedly the McRib is coming back. I know I shouldn't, but I do love it so.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (hku12)

148 Skunks are not ment to be pets

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (9sWOw)

149 I see that 76 of 141 PA reps sent a strongly worded letter to congress asking them to reject the state's 20 electors.

So, almost half are backstabbing traitors breathing my perfectly good air. Big surprise.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (L8ADy)

150 just watched the last video and now its dusty

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (nUhF0)

151 "WASHINGTON - The Democratic-controlled House on Friday approved a bill to decriminalize and tax marijuana at the federal level, reversing what supporters called a failed policy of criminalization of pot use and taking steps to address racial disparities in enforcement of federal drug laws."

Racial disparities ... in marijuana arrests? Are they thinking of the cocaine/crack dichotomy?

Next up: legalizing murder, to address racial disparities in enforcement of state laws against murder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (giAl5)

152 Supposedly the McRib is coming back. I know I shouldn't, but I do love it so.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (hku12)

It is back. Saw it as I was getting a fish sandwich yesterday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (D7mIA)

153 Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:20 PM (hku12)

Fortunately, I had two kids who could wrangle him. If I was driving alone he would have stayed in the carrier no matter how much he yowled.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:23 PM (uquGJ)


Ah, kids and a loose cat. You ARE brave!

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (hku12)

154 136 Drugged out population.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

Wait til they mandate Soma.

Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (Ojki1)

155
Wait til they mandate Soma.
Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (Ojki1

As a vaccine

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (gtJ22)

156 130 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:15 PM (H3MF

Nope. We did the eeeeevil "visit for Thanksgiving" thing. I promised my mother-in-law we would *not* hold Eldest Kidlet's pistol to her head on arrival though. My mother-in-law (late husband John's mom) is awesome and has declared Inspector to be her son-in-law and entirely welcomed him to the family. A great reason for giving thanks indeed.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:20 PM (uquGJ)

Still in Missouri, then? Not a bad place to live!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (H3MF8)

157 That's why nobody's interested in where he's been, and with whom he may have been in close contact.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:10 PM (H3MF


Contact tracing would be interesting. Or disgusting.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (ofYez)

158 McDonald's seems to be a black hole of creativity for the past decade.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
----------------
They have been going downhill ever since they got rid of the double arches. First the sign, then the damn baked apple pies, then the fries, then the coffee and salad bars. (OK, the mcmuffin was good.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (LWu6U)

159 Wait til they mandate Soma.
Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (Ojki1)


Soma ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

160 Mark Levins Landmark legal foundation has filed a brief with the Supreme Court in support of Mike Kellys lawsuit against the Pa .Supreme court.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (bMkZZ)

161 76 is over half, so if the speaker had the balls to take it for a floor vote, they could have chosen their own electors.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (ZVUa9)

162 Supposedly the McRib is coming back. I know I shouldn't, but I do love it so.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (hku12)


Never had it. I'm not sure they do that in CA. People tell me that they have a lobster sandwich back east. THAT I'd probably do. Best McDonald's I ever had was in Italy.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (L8ADy)

163 105 @theblaze 13m
North Korea publicly executes citizen who violated COVID-19 quarantine edicts


Watching YouTube videos of former North Korean Soldiers Watching videos of the US Military and their reactions is funny and one of the Former Soldiers Job was Herb gather is a new one.

Seeing the guy destroy a Chicago Deep Dish Pizza and Seeing them eat US MRE and enjoy them is LOL.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (dKiJG)

164 Starting with the abortion of Downs Syndrome babies already. 95% in Denmark. Coming to a theater near you if we lose the Senate.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (+ya+t)

165 "WASHINGTON - The Democratic-controlled House on Friday approved a bill to decriminalize and tax marijuana at the federal level, reversing what supporters called a failed policy of criminalization of pot use and taking steps to address racial disparities in enforcement of federal drug laws."
Control.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)


I think hidden in there are also reparations-like payments to the downtrodden to fund the marijuana crop industry. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (87oRe)

166 Wait til they mandate Soma.
Posted by: Bete

Soylent green is people!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 08:27 PM (LWu6U)

167 Whenever I read '... to address racial disparities ...' my first thought is: You racist cocksucker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 08:27 PM (D7mIA)

168 Contact tracing would be interesting. Or disgusting.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (ofYez)
----------------------------------

Isn't that some sort of federal crime, trying to contact trace that behavior?

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:27 PM (oGBso)

169 Wait til they mandate Soma.
Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (Ojki1)

Soma ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)


The whole legalization of pot and now decriminalizing coke and heroin in OR is certainly on that path. As strong as pot is these days, about all you can do is sit up if you try hard.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:28 PM (L8ADy)

170 32 Contra costa county, Calizuela going into Nazi lockdown mode come Sunday. 25% less people in the stores.

That will cause all sorts of insane shortages

Done to f with Christmas.

I hate liberals.
Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 07:56 PM (KqiMr)

you can leave you know. CC County is high rent district. Sell your house, move pretty much anywhere else in the country and you can live on proceeds for a long time while you search for a new job.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 04, 2020 08:28 PM (YkawN)

171 168 Contact tracing would be interesting. Or disgusting.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (ofYez)
----------------------------------

Isn't that some sort of federal crime, trying to contact trace that behavior?

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:27 PM (oGBso)

Not if it's just the tip.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:28 PM (gtJ22)

172 Contact tracing would be interesting. Or disgusting.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (ofYez)


Particularly the "contact" part!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:28 PM (87oRe)

173 I think they need half of the total, not just half of the Rs.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2020 08:28 PM (qONPL)

174 They have been going downhill ever since they got rid of the double arches. First the sign, then the damn baked apple pies, then the fries, then the coffee and salad bars. (OK, the mcmuffin was good.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (LWu6U)

Breakfast is the only thing that is keeping them afloat, and that's why they went to the 24 hour menu.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:29 PM (dKiJG)

175 "The Democratic-controlled House on Friday approved a bill to decriminalize and tax marijuana at the federal level..."

Tax.


And tax exemptions for sale.

And prosecution of tax dodgers.

It's all rackets all the time with politicians.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2020 08:29 PM (l3+k2)

176 165. Yes I believe it contains racist benefits of special loans to blacks if they want to start growing or selling pot.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2020 08:29 PM (bMkZZ)

177 "and tax marijuana"


It's already taxed in states where it's legal. All this will do is drive up the price even more and encourage black market dealing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 04, 2020 08:29 PM (xPl2J)

178 164 Starting with the abortion of Downs Syndrome babies already. 95% in Denmark. Coming to a theater near you if we lose the Senate.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (+ya+t)

Isn't that already legal in the US?

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (qONPL)

179 Steve Bannon if the Georgia Republicans hold a special session and look into this election and you will win on January 5. If you do nothing you will lose. I agree. It's a fight or die situation. Politically.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (jXxav)

288 Our @trafalgar_group #GASen #Runoff #Polls also shed some light on Georgia voters opinions of whether the #Presidential elections were compromised enough to change the outcome. All voters 53.2% yes, 37.9% no, 8.9% unsure. GOP voters 74.6% yes, 15.9% no, 9.5% unsure.
Posted by: Follow the polls? at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM (BBWrU)

===========================


He's got it right.

The voters in general are perfectly OK with the legislature doing the right thing. Plus, Republican legislatures should expect to severely piss of their OWN voters, specifically, if they don't.

BUT WILL THAT MATTER? Voters are fairly irrelevant in GA, as things stand. THAT'S how big a crisis we have.

Do the GA Republicans WANT to win!?! THAT'S the question, and I'm not sure what the answer is.


BTW, Trafalgar is the outfit that has actually been accurate. One of the very few NotFake polling outfits around.

THEY told us ahead of time that GA should not really even be on the list of battleground states. Believe them. THAT'S how much cheating went on in GA.

As Sidney Powell pointed out, GA is the ONLY state that was 100% Dominion.

She agrees, BTW - how can you expect the GA voters to get out and vote, if they're just being made fools of, with a rigged system?

GA MUST FIX THIS. PERIOD.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (hOOi9)

180 Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:13 PM (L8ADy)

I remember the first time I registered to vote. UCLA. One of the kiosks on Bruin Walk. Proudly signed up to be a Republican and didnt think anything more of it.

Until Election Day when I wasnt really registered. And I missed out on voting for Ronaldus Magnus.

Yes, Calizuela dems have cheated for a LONG time.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (KqiMr)

181 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (H3MF

Texas now, and my family (parents with grandparents, sister and her husband) has all moved here as well. Inspector grew up in Arizona so he isn't a fan of the humidity in Houston so we're looking at northern Texas in a couple of years. That splits the difference between here and Colorado, and his company would like to open an office there as well.

How is it going for you?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (uquGJ)

182 Okay, that last video convinced me. If I ever get another dog, it will be the older one at the shelter that nobody else wants.

God bless those people.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (5FCda)

183 Breakfast is the only thing that is keeping them afloat, and that's why they went to the 24 hour menu.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:29 PM (dKiJG)

They stopped the all day breakfast here when the Corona hit.

So many product Corona casualties. I miss Mello Yello Zero most of all. I can only seem to get it from drive thrus that have the coke freestyle machines.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (D7mIA)

184 159 Wait til they mandate Soma.
Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (Ojki1)


Soma ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

Brave New World.

A more optimist view of the future than the one we got.

Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (Ojki1)

185 >>> 158 McDonald's seems to be a black hole of creativity for the past decade.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
----------------
They have been going downhill ever since they got rid of the double arches. First the sign, then the damn baked apple pies, then the fries, then the coffee and salad bars. (OK, the mcmuffin was good.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (LWu6U)


Their salad shakers were the last thing I bought at McDonald's consistently. Pretty fresh, like 2 bucks and change. That and a overpriced diet coke kept me coming back. But when they got rid of it I never went back. Their burgers make me ill.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 08:31 PM (l6b3d)

186 176 165. Yes I believe it contains racist benefits of special loans to blacks if they want to start growing or selling pot.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2020 08:29 PM (bMkZZ)


Oh come on, that's just crazy talk...

Or Potford since they milked Pigford for all it was worth!

/s

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:31 PM (87oRe)

187 Starting with the abortion of Downs Syndrome babies already. 95% in Denmark. Coming to a theater near you if we lose the Senate.


Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (+ya+t)

"We" don't have the senate. We don't even have any influence in the senate.

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2020 08:31 PM (kOpft)

188
Before and After pictures of two rescues we fostered:

http://soyaraborzoi.com/OtherActivities.htm

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 08:31 PM (mht8P)

189 164 Starting with the abortion of Downs Syndrome babies already. 95% in Denmark. Coming to a theater near you if we lose the Senate.

How long before the abortion of Down Syndrome babies becomes legally required?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 04, 2020 08:31 PM (lgiXo)

190 WASHINGTON - The Democratic-controlled House on Friday approved a bill to decriminalize and tax marijuana at the federal level, reversing what supporters called a failed policy of criminalization of pot use and taking steps to address racial disparities in enforcement of federal drug laws."

Racial disparities ... in marijuana arrests? Are they thinking of the cocaine/crack dichotomy?

Next up: legalizing murder, to address racial disparities in enforcement of state laws against murder.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (giAl5)

I would make Congress watch every episode of The First 48 and make the Black Caucus sit in the front row.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 04, 2020 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

191 138
We get them here sometimes. They're just looking for something to eat, just like any living thing. We've never been sprayed by them, but have caught a whiff after the fact on occasion.

We caught one in a trap once (we were trying to catch a cat). Even THEN I didn't get sprayed, as I released it.

They're cute, and don't seem any different from cats, really. Without those nasty glands, I'm sure they'd be fine.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (hOOi9)

I once went to visit some friends in Virginia. I went outside to smoke a cigarette late at night, and I heard some rustling right by their patio gate. And then I saw a skunk emerge from under the gate, about six feet away from me. He looked at me, like, "Oh, hey, how's it goin'?", and just went about his business in my immediate vicinity.

I very carefully put my cigarette out and opened the door to go back inside.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:32 PM (H3MF8)

192 178 164 Starting with the abortion of Downs Syndrome babies already. 95% in Denmark. Coming to a theater near you if we lose the Senate.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (+ya+t)

Isn't that already legal in the US?
Posted by: Someguy

Planned parenthood won't be happy until it's required[i/].

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 08:32 PM (Rvt88)

193 Love that last doggeh video. Wish we could get one but my insane house would likely drive another animal insane.

Posted by: Max Power at December 04, 2020 08:32 PM (q177U)

194 "and tax marijuana"

It's already taxed in states where it's legal. All this will do is drive up the price even more and encourage black market dealing.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 04, 2020 08:29 PM (xPl2J)


Yup, taxed like hooch in CA. But I know ICE has aggressively gone after growers here since that started. As soon as you start stepping on Uncle Sugar's toes, he goes mafia on your ass.

Not sure the advantage of black market - the legal stuff is like a fucking grocery store, and not particularly expensive. I used to dream about something like that when I was 18. When I'd sit in sketchy dark alleyways at 1am waiting for some guy who was always named Charlie.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:33 PM (L8ADy)

195 May God bless them.

**weeps**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Yep, the waterworks flowed.

Posted by: Infidel at December 04, 2020 08:33 PM (QoPXA)

196 I think they need half of the total, not just half of the Rs.


Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2020 08:28 PM (qONPL)
----------------------------

According to Wiki, there are 203 total members of the PA House of Representatives.

So they would need 102, not just the 76 they got. :-(

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:33 PM (oGBso)

197 They stopped the all day breakfast here when the Corona hit.

So many product Corona casualties. I miss Mello Yello Zero most of all. I can only seem to get it from drive thrus that have the coke freestyle machines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (D7mIA)

Wendy's no longer has any Lettuce on the Burgers here.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:33 PM (dKiJG)

198 She agrees, BTW - how can you expect the GA voters to get out and vote, if theyre just being made fools of, with a rigged system?

GA MUST FIX THIS. PERIOD.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer

I think that Kemp and Ratzenass were honey potted by the Chinese.

I remember when the two top directors of security at my National Lab were homeypotted by the SAME Chinese hottie. How stupid were they?

Probably as stupid as every Senator who were honeypotted

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:34 PM (KqiMr)

199 They're cute, and don't seem any different from cats, really. Without those nasty glands, I'm sure they'd be fine.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 08:22 PM (hOOi9)


There's oodles of videos of pet skunks on YT.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:34 PM (L8ADy)

200 182 Okay, that last video convinced me. If I ever get another dog, it will be the older one at the shelter that nobody else wants.

God bless those people.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (5FCda)

I did that with an older lab. We had him for a little over 2 years. We gave him the best 2 years we could.

I would come home and he would be asleep taking up 2/3's of a king bed. My god he could fart.

Miss him.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:34 PM (gtJ22)

201 BTW, Trafalgar is the outfit that has actually been accurate. One of the very few NotFake polling outfits around.



THEY told us ahead of time that GA should not really even be on the
list of battleground states. Believe them. THAT'S how much cheating went
on in GA.





The Friday before the election Robert Cahaly said on Hannity's show the Trump would have to win PA by at least 5% to beat the margin of cheating they would do. He even was saying the cheating would be that bad prior to the election.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:34 PM (jXxav)

202 I'll say it-

CO gov Polis got the 'rona thru repeated and unprotected buttsex with Colorado's First Gentleman

Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 04, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ)

203 >>> 184 159 Wait til they mandate Soma.
Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:25 PM (Ojki1)


Soma ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

Brave New World.

A more optimist view of the future than the one we got.
Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (Ojki1)


You wanted the dystopian future of Brave New World.

You'd settle for 1984.

You'll get Money Plane.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 08:35 PM (l6b3d)

204 Isn't that already legal in the US?
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2020 08:30 PM (qONPL)


VA Governot Coonman Northam will be glad to kill then even after they are born alive, just so long as he makes them "comfortable" while they wait!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:35 PM (87oRe)

205 114 Steve Bannon if the Georgia Republicans hold a special session and look into this election and you will win on January 5. If you do nothing you will lose. I agree. It's a fight or die situation. Politically.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:07 PM (jXxav)

288 Our @trafalgar_group #GASen #Runoff #Polls also shed some light on Georgia voters opinions of whether the #Presidential elections were compromised enough to change the outcome. All voters 53.2% yes, 37.9% no, 8.9% unsure. GOP voters 74.6% yes, 15.9% no, 9.5% unsure.
Posted by: Follow the polls? at December 04, 2020 08:16 PM (BBWrU)

It's really that easy. Investigate the fraud, win the elections. The problem is that any thorough fraud investigation probably implicates Kelly Loeffler. Anybody know if GA can pull a Torricelli and put somebody else in her place on the ballot so close to the runoff?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 04, 2020 08:36 PM (YkawN)

206 So they would need 102, not just the 76 they got. :-(
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:33 PM (oGBso)


Which makes the rest of the R's even more loathsome.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:37 PM (L8ADy)

207 McDonalds had the Greatest Fries and they were forced to change the oil.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:37 PM (dKiJG)

208 Not sure the advantage of black market - the legal stuff is like a fucking grocery store, and not particularly expensive.

Taxes around here are so high the local guy is much cheaper.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 08:37 PM (+ya+t)

209 Hrothgar, for some reason my email would not talk to your email today. I will try again in the morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 08:37 PM (eprYe)

210 And the last video makes me want to go to shelters and adopt every senior dog they have. I'd do it if I could stay less attached so every time one passed I would not be gutted for a month.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (YkawN)

211 Racial disparities ... in marijuana arrests? Are they thinking of the cocaine/crack dichotomy?

Next up: legalizing murder, to address racial disparities in enforcement of state laws against murder.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (giAl5)


I don't have the stats, but it almost sounds like they are saying that majority of drug users are black, so let's deal with this problem by decriminalizing drug use. Voila ! No more drug offenders.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)

212 168 Contact tracing would be interesting. Or disgusting.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (ofYez)


Or futile. Recall that public health officials gave up on tracing Gaetan Dugas's (Patient Zero) contacts because, not to put too fine a point on it, he never saw the faces of half of his "contacts."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (giAl5)

213 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 08:31 PM (mht8P)

God bless the two of you!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (87oRe)

214 I would come home and he would be asleep taking up 2/3's of a king bed. My god he could fart.

Miss him.
Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:34 PM (gtJ22)


And I bet you still get those ghost farts, telling you he's checking in.

Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (L8ADy)

215 Starting with the abortion of Downs Syndrome babies already. 95% in Denmark. Coming to a theater near you if we lose the Senate.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (+ya+t)

Isn't that already legal in the US?
Posted by: Someguy

Planned parenthood won't be happy until it's required[i/].
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 08:32 PM (Rvt8

Remember that guy who said they were aborted their baby because prenatal testing showed it was gay?

That was the way to rub their noses in it.

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

216
You wanted the dystopian future of Brave New World.

You'd settle for 1984.

You'll get Money Plane.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 08:35 PM (l6b3d)

Money Plane is on the up and up and deals with cheaters in a permanent way.

We have the opposite of Money Plane.

Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:39 PM (Ojki1)

217 201. Did not Dana Perino give some of the GA cheating away when she warned that people needed to watch GA as its voting population had changed? I am sure Foxs Dem pollster had given her some insider info and she tried to sound learned and prophetic.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2020 08:39 PM (bMkZZ)

218 You wanted the dystopian future of Brave New World.

You'd settle for 1984.

You'll get Money Plane.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 08:35 PM (l6b3d)

We will become a province of China.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)

219 No more drug offenders.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)


But think of the money we'll save on prisons!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:39 PM (87oRe)

220 I don't have the stats, but it almost sounds like they are saying that majority of drug users are black, so let's deal with this problem by decriminalizing drug use.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)


If that's not the case, then they're not addressing a racial disparity with this, are they?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:39 PM (giAl5)

221 The problem is that any thorough fraud investigation probably implicates Kelly Loeffler. Anybody know if GA can pull a Torricelli and put somebody else in her place on the ballot so close to the runoff?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt


She's up against the "God Damn America" Clone.

Posted by: Jack Ryan at December 04, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)

222 205
It's really that easy. Investigate the fraud, win the elections. The problem is that any thorough fraud investigation probably implicates Kelly Loeffler. Anybody know if GA can pull a Torricelli and put somebody else in her place on the ballot so close to the runoff?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 04, 2020 08:36 PM (YkawN)

If the fraud is sufficiently proven to overturn the presidential election, there'll be no need for those runoffs because the Repugs will be put over that 50% mark from the main election.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:40 PM (H3MF8)

223 190 WASHINGTON - The Democratic-controlled House on Friday approved a bill to decriminalize and tax marijuana at the federal level, reversing what supporters called a failed policy of criminalization of pot use and taking steps to address racial disparities in enforcement of federal drug laws."

Racial disparities ... in marijuana arrests? Are they thinking of the cocaine/crack dichotomy?

Next up: legalizing murder, to address racial disparities in enforcement of state laws against murder.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:24 PM (giAl5)


longtime-newsom-adviser-arrested-on-domestic-violence-charges

https://tinyurl.com/y4cd5njc

He was on Marijuana and tried to suffocate a five year old girl with a pillow.

Reefer madness is real. MJ causes psychotic breaks in a good percentage of the population. The younger you are when you get on it, the higher the percentage of psychotic breaks.

Another bs policy foisted on us by Libertarians.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:40 PM (KqiMr)

224 And I bet you still get those ghost farts, telling you he's checking in.
Posted by: clutch cargo Now 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (L8ADy)

Could have been me blaming it on the dog the entire time.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:40 PM (gtJ22)

225 Poland banned abortions on Down Syndrome and the Left went Crazy.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:40 PM (dKiJG)

226 Hrothgar, for some reason my email would not talk to your email today. I will try again in the morning.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 08:37 PM (eprYe)


Ben Had, for you. I have infinite patience!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:41 PM (87oRe)

227 McDonald's used beef tallow in their deep fryers at one time


the fries were glorious

Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 04, 2020 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)

228 Pervy liberals, why?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1335007771360694279

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 08:41 PM (CZm2G)

229
Racial disparities ... in marijuana arrests? Are they thinking of the cocaine/crack dichotomy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I'm told the prisons are filled with black people who did nothing but smoke a joint.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 08:41 PM (63Dwl)

230 I did that with an older lab. We had him for a little over 2 years. We gave him the best 2 years we could.

I would come home and he would be asleep taking up 2/3's of a king bed. My god he could fart.


Our first, beloved golden retriever could literally clear a room, and did so many times.

The funny part was that he'd look around disgusted, as though, "Well really! You people are SO uncouth!" and then leave.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (giAl5)

231 This one might choke you up:

In my defense, I had just watched that puppy that was thrown out the window.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (BUhz7)

232 In the movie The Last Emperor, Scorsese showed us how Japan got the Emperor and his household hooked on opium. And then conquered mighty China.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

233 To all you naysayers (or "pants-shitters", as the less empathic among
us would call you), saying nay because *some judge won't hear the case
despite a metric FUK-TONNE of evidence!!!!* ["ahh we're gonna die"],

What
do you want? Do you want a trial court level (district court in
federal; in California we call the state versions "superior court,
county of ") - a trial court-level judge to wade through a metric
FUK-TONNE of evidence, with the assistance of a couple research
attorneys and staff, AFTER the other side has had a chance to
respond....

Or do you want this passed up
the chain as fast as f*cking possible -- that means to SCOTUS -- with
the hope that it says: 1) if these claims are proven true, the remedy
is Donald Trump is arresting a lot of people in a couple of months; and
2) given the time since the complaint was originally served, by X date,
we will deem each properly-pled allegation of fact, for which
substantial evidence in the record exists, as true and conceded unless
defendant provides specific, evidentiary proof of each fact that it
considers worth spending resources to dispute, if any.

In
the meantime, SCOTUS proceeds with an opinion assuming most -- if not
substantially all of the properly-pled claims -- will be established.

Will
that happen? I don't know. But why on Earth would you want someone so
far down the totem pole mucking around in the evidentiary record?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (KAi1n)

234 219 No more drug offenders.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)

But think of the money we'll save on prisons!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:39 PM (87oRe)

Off set by the upswing in Narcan cost carried by social workers summoned to OD's.

Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (Ojki1)

235 Wendy's no longer has any Lettuce on the Burgers here.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:33 PM (dKiJG)

What?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (YkawN)

236 If that's not the case, then they're not addressing a racial disparity with this, are they?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:39 PM (giAl5)


they think they are

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)

237 if I was an evil billionaire, I'd be the villain who feeds her enemies to my dogs
but only the all organic vegan enemies

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:44 PM (nUhF0)

238 Gotta get back to work, but before I go, I just want to say that you all are precious to me. We have a great community. Thank you so much for being you.

Love ya, Horde!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:44 PM (ofYez)

239 I'm told the prisons are filled with black people who did nothing but smoke a joint.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 08:41 PM (63Dwl)


Totally plausible, but leave Kamala Harris out of this.

But seriously, realistically, I bet a lot of serious offenses get pleaded down to something like that to 1) get a conviction on something, 2) save time and money, and 3) cheer up the DA's conviction rate.

"We can't prove he did this drive-by, although we're pretty convinced he did, but we CAN prove the dope charge, so let's go with that."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:45 PM (giAl5)

240 Dana Perino give some of the GA cheating away when she warned that people needed to watch GA as its voting population had changed? I am sure Foxs Dem pollster had given her some insider info and she tried to sound learned and prophetic.
Posted by: Jen the original

Dana Perinon was on Laura Ingrhams old radio show talking about the first time she met the light giver Obola when he was a senator.

I could swear she had to change her panties after the interview, even the memory made her so hot. She basically said if Michael wasnt there glaring at them she would have f d him that night.

Pretty sure she ended up doing that anyway. Perino is just another traitor to the US.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:45 PM (KqiMr)

241 I have a black cat I try to keep inside at night. About 2-3 times I've gone up to a black-furred animal at night to pick it up before realizing it was a skunk of some sort. One even had green eyes like a typical cat.

(I don't see well at night).

At least I haven't gotten sprayed yet.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 04, 2020 08:45 PM (Clxcy)

242 Holy shit.

Junior Mints !

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:45 PM (gtJ22)

243 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (giAl5)


Sort of Pet Threadish, but our multiplicity of French Bulldogs had similar problems but we found that it is very much linked to diet. Traveling with three of them in the car was an odoriferous experience until we got the right diet!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:45 PM (87oRe)

244 229
Racial disparities ... in marijuana arrests? Are they thinking of the cocaine/crack dichotomy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I'm told the prisons are filled with black people who did nothing but smoke a joint.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 08:41 PM (63Dwl)

Which is weird cause I have driven through some poor ass white cities/neighborhoods yet I don't recall seeing any bars on their windows...

Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:46 PM (Ojki1)

245 "If that's not the case, then they're not addressing a racial disparity with this, are they?"

Math and reefer don't mix well.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2020 08:46 PM (l3+k2)

246 You did not see GA counter take a flash drive.
You did not see her do that.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1334851213678899202

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 08:46 PM (CZm2G)

247 Dana Perinon was on Laura Ingrhams old radio show
talking about the first time she met the light giver Obola when he was a
senator.



I could swear she had to change her panties after the interview,
even the memory made her so hot. She basically said if Michael wasnt
there glaring at them she would have f d him that night.



Pretty sure she ended up doing that anyway. Perino is just another traitor to the US.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:45 PM (KqiMr)


Barry O: Not a chance of that!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:46 PM (jXxav)

248 Possessing marijuana.....now legal, because arresting people for marijuana is a failed policy.

Possessing untaxed marijuana.....now illegal, because arresting people for not paying taxes on marijuana is a good policy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 08:46 PM (XVNQq)

249 SFGoth at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (KAi1n)

I don't know what I want ... except not to be re-incarnated as a female Secret Service agent at Joe Biden's pool parties ...

Posted by: Adriane the Legally Prudent but not Morale Motivating Critic ... at December 04, 2020 08:46 PM (LPnfS)

250 Love ya, Horde!
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:44 PM (ofYez)

{{{Emmie}}} Hope all is well with you!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 04, 2020 08:46 PM (zNpyh)

251 SFGoth, what happened to request sent to Alito - to suspend certification in PA ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)

252 (I don't see well at night).

At least I haven't gotten sprayed yet.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain

oh you're that lady in the old four eyes commercial!

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 08:47 PM (nUhF0)

253 Before and After pictures of two rescues we fostered:

http://soyaraborzoi.com/OtherActivities.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 08:31 PM (mht8P)

Much respect for the good work you do, Hadrian.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 08:47 PM (5FCda)

254 233 To all you naysayers (or "pants-shitters", as the less empathic among
us would call you)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM

pants shitting? I've got this issue with some funny guy keeps shitting in my pants..and I'm gonna catch him!

Posted by: Joe Blowout Biden at December 04, 2020 08:47 PM (/6GbT)

255 Or do you want this passed up
the chain as fast as f*cking possible -- that means to SCOTUS -- with
the hope that it says: 1) if these claims are proven true, the remedy
is Donald Trump is arresting a lot of people in a couple of months; and
2) given the time since the complaint was originally served, by X date,
we will deem each properly-pled allegation of fact, for which
substantial evidence in the record exists, as true and conceded unless
defendant provides specific, evidentiary proof of each fact that it
considers worth spending resources to dispute, if any.

In
the meantime, SCOTUS proceeds with an opinion assuming most -- if not
substantially all of the properly-pled claims -- will be established.

Will
that happen? I don't know. But why on Earth would you want someone so
far down the totem pole mucking around in the evidentiary record?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (KAi1n)

Thank you. It's extremely frustrating that all the steps of the process have to be allowed to fail for SCOTUS to act, but we really don't want to establish the precedent of having them swoop in immediately to "solve" this mess, because we've seen how quickly people can be to lower the threshold on the things that SCOTUS or whoever should immediately address without following the steps.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 04, 2020 08:47 PM (YkawN)

256
Two of our current fosters, Beast and Musya are 8 and 11, quite elderly for the breed. When we got them in July, we knew they weren't going anywhere else.

Every day with a dog is a day of grace. We don't know how long these two be with us. But until that time, they get treated just like our own.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 08:48 PM (mht8P)

257 But seriously, realistically, I bet a lot of serious offenses get pleaded down to something like that




yes

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)

258 234 219 No more drug offenders.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)
But think of the money we'll save on prisons!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:39 PM (87oRe)
Off set by the upswing in Narcan cost carried by social workers summoned to OD's.
Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (Ojki1)


But that's completely covered by the free Obamacare that our incompetent GOP Establishment failed to cancel!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:48 PM (87oRe)

259 Don't states which legalize pot allow home growing at least in small quantities?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 08:48 PM (63Dwl)

260 Next , decriminalize carjackings and rapes. Already decriminalized looting. Even some murders. Shit happens, right ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)

261 In the meantime, SCOTUS proceeds with an opinion assuming most -- if not substantially all of the properly-pled claims -- will be established.

Will that happen? I don't know. But why on Earth would you want someone so far down the totem pole mucking around in the evidentiary record?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM (KAi1n)


This. We could easily get Emmitt Sullivan (or his spiritual kindred) in a Federal district court, and the same in a state court. If nothing else, such a judge could just slow-walk the whole thing until the issue becomes moot.

In the Supreme Court, we KNOW what we're probbly getting, and in a timely fashion that cannot be overturned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:49 PM (giAl5)

262 Wendy's no longer has any Lettuce on the Burgers here.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

What?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt


McDs said they could not get enough lettuce for salads because COVID shutdowns in CA agri areas ...

Posted by: Adriane the Legally Prudent but not Morale Motivating Critic ... at December 04, 2020 08:49 PM (LPnfS)

263 I like Gerber the skunk. Was he named after the knife brand? Mrs. E had a pet skunk when she was a little girl, his name was Pepe. Yeah, I know, not as original as Gerber, should have named him Backfire.

Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2020 08:49 PM (XhWtx)

264 If the fraud is sufficiently proven to overturn the presidential election, there'll be no need for those runoffs because the Repugs will be put over that 50% mark from the main election.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:40 PM (H3MF
---------------------

Definitely for Perdue, his race was the one-on-one with Joel the pajama boy so he has less ground to make up

If that idiot Kemp had put Doug Collins in that seat instead of Loeffler, he might have had a shot at it and this wouldn't even be a topic of conversation. I think this seat is only for 2 years though, to fill out the remainder of a term.




Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:49 PM (oGBso)

265 259 Don't states which legalize pot allow home growing at least in small quantities?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 08:48 PM (63Dwl)

....

As long as it isn't part of a religious gathering, yes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 08:50 PM (XVNQq)

266 McDonald's used beef tallow in their deep fryers at one time

the fries were glorious
Posted by: DB- just DB. Embrace the horror. at December 04, 2020 08:41 PM (iTXRQ)

I plan to try this...

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/original-mcdonalds-french-fry-recipe

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:50 PM (KqiMr)

267 My dog is killing a piece of plastic.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 04, 2020 08:50 PM (lgiXo)

268 {{{Jordan}}}

Meeting you at the MoMe is one of the blessings in my life.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:50 PM (ofYez)

269 233 To all you naysayers (or "pants-shitters", as the less empathic among us would call you)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 08:42 PM


Jerrold Nadler is on the HQ?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:50 PM (giAl5)

270 California already certified Biden, ahead of schedule.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

271
And by treated as our own, I mean a hearty greeting, "Good morning, idiots!" when I let them out at 5:00 AM.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 08:51 PM (mht8P)

272 I used to get 2 large orders of fries and a vanilla milkshake at McD's for a meal. The fries were that good.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:51 PM (gtJ22)

273 The CA wildfires caused Wendy's to have problems in getting Lettuce.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:51 PM (dKiJG)

274 How is Supreme Court going to undo this mess ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

275

I LIKE TITS!

Posted by: The Dirty Vicar of St. Michael's at December 04, 2020 08:52 PM (YpZNY)

276 I don't know what I want ... except not to be re-incarnated as a female Secret Service agent at Joe Biden's pool parties ...
Posted by: Adriane the Legally Prudent but not Morale Motivating Critic ... at December 04, 2020 08:46 PM (LPnfS)


I bet female Secret Service agents are praying to God, Buddha, Gaia, Mohammed, and anyone else they can think of that Biden doesn't end up as President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:52 PM (giAl5)

277 274 How is Supreme Court going to undo this mess ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

A National Purge Night ?

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 08:52 PM (gtJ22)

278 270 California already certified Biden, ahead of schedule.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)


And that was in October.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:53 PM (giAl5)

279 https://tinyurl.com/y4cd5njc



He was on Marijuana and tried to suffocate a five year old girl with a pillow.



Reefer madness is real. MJ causes psychotic breaks in a good
percentage of the population. The younger you are when you get on it,
the higher the percentage of psychotic breaks.



Another bs policy foisted on us by Libertarians.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty

There are people who take the same position on alcohol madness; it's real. Soon you get to dancing. Dancing is the gateway drug. But it all runs through alcohol. Especially unwanted pregnancies. Remember, there's always someone who thinks something you like should be banned. And when it's an ancient plant that grows easily and provides so much beneficence and joy that's the target, yeah buddy that's sure the gubmint I want.

The government big enough to take your 1/4 oz stash of fine indica is big enough to take everything else you have, and everything your neighbor has too since he hates your stash so it'll show him whom he should really hate. Yeah buddy. (h/t Gerald Ford)

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 08:53 PM (KAi1n)

280 Barry O: Not a chance of that!
Posted by: TheQuietMan

I think Obola swings both ways. Remember the Hot Swedish (?) prime minister at that funeral?

Michael finally had to change seats with Obola. Swedish chick and Obola both looked miserable the rest of the funeral.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:53 PM (KqiMr)

281 Hi, Emmie!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:53 PM (H3MF8)

282 274 How is Supreme Court going to undo this mess ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)


No idea. I just hope that they can come up with a way.

Maybe trial by combat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:54 PM (giAl5)

283 233 To all you naysayers (or "pants-shitters", as the less empathic among us would call you)
Posted by: SFGoth

Jerrold Nadler is on the HQ?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Late night troll. Posts as Rain Man Muenduo as some such ...

Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cookies Need Butter Critic ... at December 04, 2020 08:54 PM (LPnfS)

284 Could be holding you tonight.
Could stop doing wrong, start doing right.You don't car about what I think.
I think I'll just stay here and drink....

Posted by: Mookie at December 04, 2020 08:54 PM (3vIkC)

285 Epic rant by razorfist

https://youtu.be/KMUTYCPLvH4

Posted by: Spypeach at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (Up/Jb)

286 They have been going downhill ever since they got rid of the double arches. First the sign, then the damn baked apple pies, then the fries, then the coffee and salad bars. (OK, the mcmuffin was good.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (LWu6U)


What McDonald's doesn't tell you is that nearly all of the special meals they have come up with - the Filet-O-Fish, the McMuffin, the apple pie, the Quarter Pounder - were invented by franchisees and were all hated by Ray Kroc.

What did he keep trying to get McD's to serve. A "Hawaiian Burger," which was a fried slice of pineapple on a bun.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (2JVJo)

287 Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1

The White House has removed nine members of the Pentagon's Defense Business Board and installed Trump loyalists in their place, including Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie.

https://politi.co/2Igy0bG

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (CZm2G)

288 It was a hot Danish. Steaming hot.

https://nypost.com/2013/12/12/obamas-flirt-with-danish-prime-minister-is-a-disgrace

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (KqiMr)

289 273 The CA wildfires caused Wendy's to have problems in getting Lettuce.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:51 PM (dKiJG)


Wut? You're kidding, I assume?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (giAl5)

290 "Marijuana Is harmless."

"I'm glad you feel that way. I just gave your 8 year old some pot gummies."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 08:56 PM (XVNQq)

291 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

292 Every day with a dog is a day of grace. We don't know how long these two be with us. But until that time, they get treated just like our own.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 08:48 PM (mht8P)


To quote a long ago post from Ben Had:

"A conversation with your dog is a conversation about life!"

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:57 PM (87oRe)

293 What is the Pentagon Business Board
?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (bMkZZ)

294

The Friday before the election Robert Cahaly said on Hannity's show the Trump would have to win PA by at least 5% to beat the margin of cheating they would do. He even was saying the cheating would be that bad prior to the election.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:34 PM (jXxav)

Which we now know is nonsense, no amount of margin could overcome the Dominion vote fraud counting and vote changing software.

The reason the CheaterCrats had to bring in so many hundreds of thousands of fake ballots was because Trump was winning so massively.
All the CheaterCrats had to do was bring in the amount of ballots the Dominion software told them. One of the ballot counters has a signed affidavit that he and a Democrat poll watcher walked into a locked room and found 70,000 ballots filled out for Biden. Both sides agreed to that. Then the ballots were gone the next day.

The vote was completely fixed, and there are stats and math experts that have proven this, beyond a ponderance of the evidence.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

295 291 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)



ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (87oRe)

296 273 The CA wildfires caused Wendy's to have problems in getting Lettuce.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at D

I think it' would be weather related. Lettuce is grown in Yuma/desert area now.

The market was red hot a few months ago. It was 30 dollars for 24 heads.
Wendy's and restaraunts like them usually have contracts.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (7bcfy)

297 And the last video makes me want to go to shelters and adopt every senior dog they have. I'd do it if I could stay less attached so every time one passed I would not be gutted for a month.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 04, 2020 08:38 PM (YkawN)


If it wasn't for the fact that I hate cleaning up after them, my ideal retirement would be a dog farm where I would keep older, unwanted, unloved dogs and let them run around and play for the rest of their lives.

I'm usually a hard-hearted, cynical SOB, but I love doggehs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (2JVJo)

298 Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1

The White House has removed nine members of the Pentagon's Defense Business Board and installed Trump loyalists in their place, including Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie.

https://politi.co/2Igy0bG
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (CZm

"Trump Loyalists". Like its a bad thing to be loyal to the president of the USA.

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 08:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

299 286 They have been going downhill ever since they got rid of the double arches. First the sign, then the damn baked apple pies, then the fries, then the coffee and salad bars. (OK, the mcmuffin was good.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 08:26 PM (LWu6U)

What McDonald's doesn't tell you is that nearly all of the special meals they have come up with - the Filet-O-Fish, the McMuffin, the apple pie, the Quarter Pounder - were invented by franchisees and were all hated by Ray Kroc.

What did he keep trying to get McD's to serve. A "Hawaiian Burger," which was a fried slice of pineapple on a bun.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (2JVJo)

This is true! Both the Filet-O-Fish and the Hawaiian "burger" were designed with Catholics in mind, because of that whole "not eating meat on Fridays" thing.

The corporation put the two sandwiches head-to-head, to see which one sold better, and the Filet-O-Fish just ran away with it, so that's what they ended up going with.

I'm not surprised to hear that Kroc was a little butthurt over it. But, hey, nobody has the best idea all the time.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:59 PM (H3MF8)

300 There are people who take the same position on alcohol madness; it's real. Soon you get to dancing. Dancing is the gateway drug. But it all runs through alcohol. Especially unwanted pregnancies. Remember, there's always someone who thinks something you like should be banned. And when it's an ancient plant that grows easily and provides so much beneficence and joy that's the target, yeah buddy that's sure the gubmint I want.

The government big enough to take your 1/4 oz stash of fine indica is big enough to take everything else you have, and everything your neighbor has too since he hates your stash so it'll show him whom he should really hate. Yeah buddy. (h/t Gerald Ford)
Posted by: SFGoth at

We evolved with alcohol.

We did not evolve with MJ.

By the way, all you libertarians and the govt big enough to... well now its big enough anyway. And libertarians acting as shock troops for liberals have now enabled the govt to indoctrinate transgendersism on kids.

Good job there.

We were fine without mj. And we werent fascists then.

Strangely enough, we are now.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 04, 2020 08:59 PM (KqiMr)

301 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)
--------------------------------------

Is this a real thing, and a good thing? Or more failure theater? Did the suitcases stuffed full of ballots finally wake them up to the criminal activity they so desperately want to certify?

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:59 PM (oGBso)

302 You know, at this point, after everything that happed, if Trump proclaims himself Emperor, would majority object ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

303 The White House has removed nine members of the Pentagon's Defense Business Board and installed Trump loyalists in their place, including Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie.
https://politi.co/2Igy0bG
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (CZm2G)


I bet the GOP trusted senior advisors are looking for their fainting couches!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:00 PM (87oRe)

304 301 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)
--------------------------------------

Is this a real thing, and a good thing? Or more failure theater? Did the suitcases stuffed full of ballots finally wake them up to the criminal activity they so desperately want to certify?

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:59 PM (oGBso)

I think it was because the Repugs realized they will lose the Senate if they don't Do Something.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:01 PM (H3MF8)

305 My dogs are 15 and 13. The 13-year-old has been battling cancer for 2 years. Both are rescued street dogs from Puerto Rico. They are so sweet. Senior dogs rock.

Posted by: Mookie at December 04, 2020 09:01 PM (3vIkC)

306 Margarita DeVille, what happened?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 09:02 PM (CZm2G)

307 289 273 The CA wildfires caused Wendy's to have problems in getting Lettuce.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 08:51 PM (dKiJG)

Wut? You're kidding, I assume?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (giAl5)


Except for the summer months when local farmers supply lettuce in the Puget Sound area, nearly all lettuce that is sold here comes from California.

In the last few months, there have been partial shortages of decent lettuce in all the local stores, including Costco.

The romaine they have been selling has looked anemic and about half the thickness of normal heads.

So yes, completely believable from my experience.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)

308 301
10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the
GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.



Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

--------------------------------------



Is this a real thing, and a good thing? Or more failure theater?
Did the suitcases stuffed full of ballots finally wake them up to the
criminal activity they so desperately want to certify?





Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:59 PM (oGBso)


My guess is exposure might be forcing some hands.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2020 09:02 PM (l3+k2)

309 If it wasn't for the fact that I hate cleaning up after them, my ideal retirement would be a dog farm where I would keep older, unwanted, unloved dogs and let them run around and play for the rest of their lives.

I'm usually a hard-hearted, cynical SOB, but I love doggehs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (2JVJo)
-----------------

One of my kiddo booties follows Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary, I think it's in Tennessee. They do fantastic work.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 09:02 PM (oGBso)

310 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh


Some good news.

Thanks, Mrs. President ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cookies Need Butter Critic ... at December 04, 2020 09:02 PM (LPnfS)

311 The vote was completely fixed, and there are stats and math experts that have proven this, beyond a ponderance of the evidence.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (sy5kK)


BZZZT
you just violated the no maths rule on AoS!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (87oRe)

312 The White House has removed nine members of the Pentagon's Defense Business Board and installed Trump loyalists in their place, including Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie.

https://politi.co/2Igy0bG
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (CZm2G)

Huh. These don't seem like the actions of a man who thinks he's leaving office any time soon.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (5FCda)

313 if I was an evil billionaire, I'd be the villain who feeds her enemies to my dogs but only the all organic vegan enemies
Posted by: vmom

Ramsay Bolton was that guy - but it didn't work out.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (Rvt88)

314 I am in love with Pirate. What a heartwarming story.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (NpAcC)

315 Why should I be ruled by the likes of that punk Dorsey and that dweeb Zuckerberg ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

316
I think it was because the Repugs realized they will lose the Senate if they don't Do Something.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:01 PM (H3MF


I watching Bannon's show today and he said his sources are saying the heat is really on Kemp to get off his ass and do something now.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (jXxav)

317 >>> 263 I like Gerber the skunk. Was he named after the knife brand? Mrs. E had a pet skunk when she was a little girl, his name was Pepe. Yeah, I know, not as original as Gerber, should have named him Backfire.
Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2020 08:49 PM (XhWtx)


The girl in the video says she named it after the baby food company. She was unable to have children so her pet was her "baby".

Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (l6b3d)

318 I'm just reporting news. Not in the mood to get into pissing contests with anyone.

Kelly Loeffler's young aide, the boyfriend of Kemp's daughter, died horribly in a fiery crash outside Savannah this morning. The evil shit being spewed by the left, and some on the right, on Kemp's and Loeffler's Twitter feed is beyond imagination.

I'm done for a while.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

319 How is Supreme Court going to undo this mess ?

---
They're either going to do nothing or go with whatever remedy Trump's lawyers ask for, which is probably going to be vacating the vote results in several of the states as hopelessly undefuckable (they'll spend 20 pages saying that in a technical way) and telling those legislatures to select electors or not.

Hopefully Trump has someone whipping that vote because right now I think gope will go ahead and give the electors to Biden in most if not all cases, just to show us they're in charge.

So I hope Trump's lawyers will also give Thomas an opportunity to tee off on mail in ballots, with a remedy being their total removal (PA is the obvious candidate here, but if the case is made that mail-ins specifically are undefuckable, maybe it can get applied to other states) and order certifications on the new totals, that gives Trump the states without giving gope a say. It's not terribly likely and depends on the court considering long and hard the horrors ahead if we become a Chinese colony.

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2020 09:04 PM (kOpft)

320
What McDonald's doesn't tell you is that nearly all of the special meals they have come up with - the Filet-O-Fish, the McMuffin, the apple pie, the Quarter Pounder - were invented by franchisees and were all hated by Ray Kroc.

What did he keep trying to get McD's to serve. A "Hawaiian Burger," which was a fried slice of pineapple on a bun.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:55 PM (2JVJo)

This is true! Both the Filet-O-Fish and the Hawaiian "burger" were designed with Catholics in mind, because of that whole "not eating meat on Fridays" thing.

The corporation put the two sandwiches head-to-head, to see which one sold better, and the Filet-O-Fish just ran away with it, so that's what they ended up going with.

I'm not surprised to hear that Kroc was a little butthurt over it. But, hey, nobody has the best idea all the time.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 08:59 PM (H3MF


Oh, I thought the Hawaiian would be a burger, as in a meat patty, AND a fried slice of pineapple on a bun.

I think I might have to give that a try someday.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 09:04 PM (hku12)

321 Except for the summer months when local farmers supply lettuce in the Puget Sound area, nearly all lettuce that is sold here comes from California.
In the last few months, there have been partial shortages of decent lettuce in all the local stores, including Costco.
The romaine they have been selling has looked anemic and about half the thickness of normal heads.

substitute the words lettuce and romaine with the word prostitute and read this out loud... p

Posted by: The Dirty Vicar of St. Michael's at December 04, 2020 09:04 PM (YpZNY)

322 Before and After pictures of two rescues we fostered:

http://soyaraborzoi.com/OtherActivities.htm
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 08:31 PM (mht8P)


God bless you, Hadrian.

Here's Theda Bara with one (I think):

https://tinyurl.com/yxudocds

And here she is on location for Cleopatra with her dog "Admiral Peary." This is my favorite picture of her:

https://tinyurl.com/y28uquyn

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 09:04 PM (2JVJo)

323 I think it was because the Repugs realized they will lose the Senate if they don't Do Something.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:01 PM (H3MF



Yes!
How can they sell us out if they aren't there?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:04 PM (87oRe)

324
if I was an evil billionaire, I'd be the villain who feeds her enemies to my dogs but only the all organic vegan enemies
Posted by: vmom

________

"Mom, they taste awful!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 09:05 PM (mht8P)

325 Reefer madness is real. MJ causes psychotic breaks in a good

percentage of the population. The younger you are when you get on it,

the higher the percentage of psychotic breaks.

I smoked my share of Mexican ditch weed in the 60s and 70s. This stuff today is many times stronger. I can't imagine driving anywhere high on this new weed. I closed many a bar back in the day and it doesn't come close. Might be a place to look if you're wondering why kids seem so whacked these days.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:05 PM (+ya+t)

326 You know, at this point, after everything that happed, if Trump proclaims himself Emperor, would majority object ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)
-----------------------------

The Julius Caesar strategy? I'll be in DC cheering him on.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 09:05 PM (oGBso)

327 if I was an evil billionaire, I'd be the villain who feeds her enemies to my dogs but only the all organic vegan enemies

Posted by: vmom

.....

Ill-tempered corgis with frickin' laser beams.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 09:05 PM (XVNQq)

328 The girl who stabbed me three times today for my wellness check couldn't draw blood if she had a piece of blank paper and a red pen.

Someone else had to do it and knocked it out in less than a minute.

I fear for the future.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 09:06 PM (gtJ22)

329 302 You know, at this point, after everything that happed, if Trump proclaims himself Emperor, would majority object ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

Could have benefits. I will not lie, I have found myself actually thinking: is secession the right play? Or would having it out be better? I am not sure trying to coopt as much of the military as possible right off the bat would be a bad idea.

Fuck that is insane. Or not insane. I am not sure which is more insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:06 PM (D7mIA)

330 290
"Marijuana Is harmless."



"I'm glad you feel that way. I just gave your 8 year old some pot gummies."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

LOL, wut??? Why would anyone want to waste their precious stash on someone else's kids? Seriously. You already have a serious problem because that "dood" you posit, he is already coming for, or has come for, your kid. It has not a damn thing to do with marijuana. He's probably already got your kid on benzos or sugary-sweet liquours. Yeah buddy, but yeah you go for that boogie man. When I was a kid, there wasn't a single adult worth being around (my parents excluded) that wanted kids around, period.

Give it a rest. By its very nature, alcohol, something generally easily obtained, tasty if so desired, socially-acceptable, is the biggest cause of cause for societal concern over its mal-effects. It's just that it's *your* drug of choice. By far, the biggest destroyer of lives, careers, marriages, art, literature, music science, athletes, rock stars, actors, actresses -- alcohol. Your drug.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 09:06 PM (KAi1n)

331 The thing is that the wildfires aren't a problem where lettuce is grown (in the Central and Coachella Valleys, IIRC).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 09:06 PM (giAl5)

332 desperately want to certify?

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:59 PM (oGBso)

I think it was because the Repugs realized they will lose the Senate if they don't Do Something.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:01 PM (H3MF
---------------------------

there's also that lawsuit filed today. it might have been a motivator.


Today President @realDonaldTrump and I filed a lawsuit against @GaSecofState Brad Raffensperger contesting his certification of the Presidential election in Georgia.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 09:06 PM (CZm2G)

333 {{{PW}}}. You are a treasure as well. So glad you are willing to go to the Stop the Steal rallies. I haven't gone back since I got sick (again) from having to wear a mask to use Uber to get to the capitol.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 09:06 PM (ofYez)

334 Loeffler is the McSally of GA.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 04, 2020 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

335 I do not think that Ajax would eat a human unless they were cut up into nice sized pieces. That seem like a lot of work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:07 PM (D7mIA)

336 I like Gerber the skunk. Was he named after the knife brand? Mrs. E had a pet skunk when she was a little girl, his name was Pepe. Yeah, I know, not as original as Gerber, should have named him Backfire.
Posted by: Eromero at December 04, 2020 08:49 PM (XhWtx)


The girl in the video says she named it after the baby food company. She was unable to have children so her pet was her "baby".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (l6b3d)


Apparently there have been lots of people over the years claiming to have been the Gerber baby.

There was a gay comedian, had an HBO special some years ago... he was funny enough, claimed to have met a man as an adult, with pictures of himself as the Gerber baby.

So... afterwards when he'd see young parents buying Gerber at the store, he'd point at the picture on the label and say "I f**ked that baby!"

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 09:07 PM (hku12)

337 The Julius Caesar strategy? I'll be in DC cheering him on.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 09:05 PM (oGBso)

Majority know this election's been stolen.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)

338 "How is Supreme Court going to undo this mess ?"

They won't do shit.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 09:08 PM (4XpCU)

339 Pot Wars, begun have.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:08 PM (D7mIA)

340 It's not terribly likely and depends on the court considering long and hard the horrors ahead if we become a Chinese colony.

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2020 09:04 PM (kOpft)


So glad I insisted my grand-kids be fluent in Mandarin!

/s (just in case)

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:08 PM (87oRe)

341 Oh, I thought the Hawaiian would be a burger, as in a meat patty, AND a fried slice of pineapple on a bun.

Sounds like just the thing to feed to the "homeless" and convicts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 09:08 PM (giAl5)

342 Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 09:06 PM (KAi1n)

......

lol.

I've done everything you could set in front of me.

And then some....

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 09:08 PM (XVNQq)

343 Possum is actually as good as the old time redneck songs claim. I prefer roasted but the crock pot is good too. Possum gravy is awesome!

https://youtu.be/qdI4kmvVqfc

Posted by: Fra Filippo at December 04, 2020 09:09 PM (WH8+k)

344 If it wasn't for the fact that I hate cleaning up after them, my ideal retirement would be a dog farm where I would keep older, unwanted, unloved dogs and let them run around and play for the rest of their lives.

I'm usually a hard-hearted, cynical SOB, but I love doggehs.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (2JVJo)

I'm volunteering right now to be your clean up crew if you ever do that, no pay necessary.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 09:09 PM (5FCda)

345 The Julius Caesar strategy? I'll be in DC cheering him on.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 09:05 PM (oGBso)


Caesar/Sulla 2020!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 09:09 PM (giAl5)

346 Lettuce is a huge crop in the Central Valley of CA. The Central Valley itself is hundreds of miles long. Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of lost lettuce. Lo siento la lechuga.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 09:09 PM (KAi1n)

347 308 301
10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the
GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.



Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

--------------------------------------



Is this a real thing, and a good thing? Or more failure theater?
Did the suitcases stuffed full of ballots finally wake them up to the
criminal activity they so desperately want to certify?





Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 08:59 PM (oGBso)


My guess is exposure might be forcing some hands.
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2020 09:02 PM (l3+k2)
*************
Conservatives on FNC have been showing clips and talking about it.
Hannity is nonstop coverage of the fraud.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 09:09 PM (NpAcC)

348 Hawaiian Burger reminds me of Big Kahuna Burger

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 09:09 PM (gtJ22)

349 Loeffler is the McSally of GA.
Posted by: G'rump928(C)


She had Adrian Fluentes rigging the vote for her opponent ?

Posted by: Adriane the Christmas Cookies Need Butter Critic ... at December 04, 2020 09:10 PM (LPnfS)

350
Before and After pictures of two rescues we fostered:



http://soyaraborzoi.com/OtherActivities.htm

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 08:31 PM (mht8P)



Much respect for the good work you do, Hadrian.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 08:47 PM (5FCda)

Hadrian you do good work. I tried fostering kittens for my best friend who does cat rescue. Apparently, nothing leaves after coming into my house and getting a name. We ended up with two cats and I stopped fostering before I became a cat lady.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 09:10 PM (946rW)

351 331 The thing is that the wildfires aren't a problem where lettuce is grown (in the Central and Coachella Valleys, IIRC).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevar

It wasn't the fires. There was a shortage, the people they have contracts with probably blamed the fires or weather shortages, we can't fulfill our contract.

Wendy's has buyers, they can pay market prices but they chose not to.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:10 PM (7bcfy)

352 Pot Wars, begun have.



I was gonna fight, but then I got high..

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 04, 2020 09:10 PM (yQpMk)

353 Here are some stills along with an article on the usb/thumb/flashdrive hand off at the voting center.

https://tinyurl.com/y3rfefqk

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 09:10 PM (CZm2G)

354 You know, at this point, after everything that happed, if Trump proclaims himself Emperor, would majority object ?

Posted by: runner

object?
I'd be strewing rose petals in his path

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 09:11 PM (nUhF0)

355 So I hope Trump's lawyers will also give Thomas an opportunity to tee off on mail in ballots, with a remedy being their total removal (PA is the obvious candidate here, but if the case is made that mail-ins specifically are undefuckable, maybe it can get applied to other states) and order certifications on the new totals, that gives Trump the states without giving gope a say.-------
----------------------------

I believe in both PA & GA the state constitution's rules were violated to allow mail in after the deadline votes. PA did it with some hinky biz with their supreme court, GA did it with a consent decree with Tank Abrams. Throw out the illegal votes per the state constitution, Trump wins.

He still needs 1 more state - WI, MI, AZ, NV.

Don't know what's going on there.





Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 09:11 PM (oGBso)

356 Majority know this election's been stolen.
Posted by: runner

I know what you mean but I would offer that the majority of all American voters, this includes the Dems, know the election was stolen.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 09:11 PM (Rvt88)

357 Conservatives on FNC have been showing clips and talking about it.
Hannity is nonstop coverage of the fraud.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 09:09 PM (NpAcC)

I do not find that reassuring. Fox has already signaled it's allegiance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:11 PM (D7mIA)

358 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the

GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.







Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)



Not doubting your sources at all Jane D'oh but I am wondering how they will sabotage an investigation too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 09:11 PM (946rW)

359 Oh, I thought the Hawaiian would be a burger, as in a meat patty, AND a fried slice of pineapple on a bun.
-----------
Sounds like just the thing to feed to the "homeless" and convicts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 09:08 PM (giAl5)


Well lock me up and gimme one!

Or toss me on the street. Either or.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)

360 NV state judge rejects Trump elector lawsuit.

Shipwreckedcrew has an analysis that sticks with his theme that the election context process is inherently hopeless and dysfunctional, because the state always has the key evidence, not the plaintiffs, and it takes a lot of time for plaintiffs to ever get it, if they can do so at all.

I didn't read the lawsuit.

I did read many many accounts of specific serious problems with the NV process (Clark County, actually). Lack of adequate, or any, signature verification. Observers being prevented from observing (pretty gross and blatant example). Very large number of illegible out-of-state voters ID'd. A local journalist (an actual one) sent in 6 ballots that should have been rejected, 5 were accepted.

I've hesitated to say what I've been fearing for a few weeks. We're going to get a likely stolen, and obviously very tainted election, AND the most absurd and disastrous election result at the presidential level in modern history*, AND it's going to be clear that the GOP, the courts, the state legislatures, are either quite content with Third World style irregularities, or even willing to fight viciously to *protect* same.

* both Obama's elections are close runners-up, but exchanging these two vile non-entities for Trump is a unique calamity

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 09:12 PM (OTzUX)

361 OK, folks, time to pour a couple of stiff fingers of Bushmills, crank up the Friday night playlist and relax.

Six inches of snow headed towards Stately Poppins Manor tomorrow, so I need to make sure the snowblower works and I have plenty of gas and melting salt.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

BTW, this isn't a picture of my doggeh, but it's close to what she looks like:

https://tinyurl.com/yxrdjphj

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2020 09:12 PM (2JVJo)

362 Coyotes are at it tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 09:12 PM (CZm2G)

363 By far, the biggest destroyer of lives, careers, marriages, art, literature, music science, athletes, rock stars, actors, actresses -- alcohol. Your drug.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 09:06 PM (KAi1n)


Sad statement, and oh how I wish I could disagree with you, but for the vulnerable, alcohol is destructive, deadly, and debilitating!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:12 PM (87oRe)

364 293 What is the Pentagon Business Board
?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (bMkZZ)

The Military Industrial Complex's Secret Santa Committee

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 04, 2020 09:12 PM (Wm5SB)

365 320
Oh, I thought the Hawaiian would be a burger, as in a meat patty, AND a fried slice of pineapple on a bun.

I think I might have to give that a try someday.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 09:04 PM (hku12)

That's not bad; I've had burgers like that before (such as the Banzai Burger from Red Robin).

But, yeah, the McDonald's Hawaiian Burger substituted a pineapple ring for the meat patty, and then just loaded it up with their standard condiments. That does not sound appealing at all to me.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:13 PM (H3MF8)

366 I've done everything you could set in front of me.



And then some....


I have known you many times, lol.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:13 PM (+ya+t)

367

A THIN slice of pineapple on a bacon cheeseburger is fantastic!

Posted by: The Dirty Vicar of St. Michael's at December 04, 2020 09:13 PM (YpZNY)

368 "How is Supreme Court going to undo this mess ?"



They won't do shit.

Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 09:08 PM (4XpCU)


Same old same old Asshoe. They must if they wish to preserve the Union.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 09:13 PM (946rW)

369 Hannity has more whistleblowers on.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 09:13 PM (NpAcC)

370 Could have benefits. I will not lie, I have found myself actually thinking: is secession the right play? Or would having it out be better? I am not sure trying to coopt as much of the military as possible right off the bat would be a bad idea.

Fuck that is insane. Or not insane. I am not sure which is more insane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:06 PM (D7mIA)

Secession may work if the original state was separate countries that got clobbered together - like Czechia and Slovakia. We've been sort of whole since the beginning. Yes, states have own ideas about governing (but almost indistinguishable if you think about it, on the whole - mask/ no mask), linguistically and culturally, kind of the same.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)

371 Shipwreckedcrew has an analysis that sticks with his theme that the election context process is inherently hopeless and dysfunctional, because the state always has the key evidence, not the plaintiffs, and it takes a lot of time for plaintiffs to ever get it, if they can do so at all.

---> right.

it's not ripe before the election.

after the election, not enough time to collect evidence.

the key for SCOTUS is to dismiss this idea that there has to be some sort of "rock solid" doubting Thomas level of evidence. Otherwise, the nation is fucked with sub-3rd world voting processes with millions of mail in ballots.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:14 PM (hpcyB)

372 The weed today is no stronger. THC is the exact strength it was 5000 years ago. They may have bred it to have slightly more trichomes on the buds but the argument that its "so much stronger" is like saying ethanol is so much stronger nowadays. You could buy and smoke hash in the 60's, and the hash today is the exact same strength.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 09:14 PM (buTO7)

373 311 The vote was completely fixed, and there are stats and math experts that have proven this, beyond a ponderance of the evidence.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 08:58 PM (sy5kK)

BZZZT
you just violated the no maths rule on AoS!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:03 PM (87oRe)

I'm pleading this one out, Commissar!
I never actually USED any math, only suggested it exists.

Just like the bevy of judges who deny any voter fraud actually happened.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

374 Pirate's a good doggeh.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:14 PM (nakwk)

375 Supremes ought to revisit allowing a mail in ballot.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 09:14 PM (CZm2G)

376 347 308 301
10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.

---> that video tape may be the hunter biden laptop of the election

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:15 PM (hpcyB)

377 Duh, election "contest" process, not "context"

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 09:15 PM (OTzUX)

378
Hadrian you do good work.

__________

We don't do a lot. Good food, clean water, shelter, a bed, a kind word, treats when they're put up for the night and the odd ear noogie. Dogs, unlike people, don't nurse grudges.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 09:16 PM (mht8P)

379 The Friday before the election Robert Cahaly said on Hannity's show the Trump would have to win PA by at least 5% to beat the margin of cheating they would do. He even was saying the cheating would be that bad prior to the election.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:34 PM (jXxav)

====================


That mist be the top Trafalgar guy. I remember that well. I recorded every prediction he made, as well as that very comment. They were excellent, figuring in TheSteal.

I remember thinking 4% to 5% seemed high!

Really I feel silly. There are two IRON CLAD RULES of Obama's Democratic Party:
(1) The Dems ALWAYS accuse the Republicans of what they, themselves are doing.
(2) Whatever Obama says, the EXACT OPPOSITE is true, and then some.

On point 1, they spent FIVE YEARS accusing Republicans of "hacking the election". But did we listen to what they were REALLY telling us - that that's exactly what THEY do - ALL THE TIME?

On point 2, Obama once sneered and assured the public that it was IMPOSSIBLE to hack the election, for various reasons. But did I listen? He was telling us , "We hack US elections with impunity, ALL THE TIME".

As Sidney Powell said: "...they've been doing this gradually to us over the years. The states they're saying are blue are not blue at all."

https://tinyurl.com/y6mjfgcu

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:16 PM (hOOi9)

380 Just like the bevy of judges who deny any voter fraud actually happened.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:14 PM (sy5kK)


Judges award this recovery a 10.0 on style!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:16 PM (87oRe)

381
I've hesitated to say what I've been fearing for
a few weeks. We're going to get a likely stolen, and obviously very
tainted election, AND the most absurd and disastrous election result at
the presidential level in modern history*, AND it's going to be clear
that the GOP, the courts, the state legislatures, are either quite
content with Third World style irregularities, or even willing to fight
viciously to *protect* same.



* both Obama's elections are close runners-up, but exchanging these two vile non-entities for Trump is a unique calamity

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 09:12 PM (OTzUX)

And at that point they are tyrants holding illegitimate power and will be treated accordingly.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 09:16 PM (946rW)

382 Best McD's double cheeseburger I ever had was outside Mesa Verde. They put green chile on it and it was on the dollar menu. Couldn't stop eating those things.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:17 PM (+ya+t)

383 Oh, I thought the Hawaiian would be a burger, as in a meat patty, AND a fried slice of pineapple on a bun.

I think I might have to give that a try someday.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 09:04 PM (hku12)

That's not bad; I've had burgers like that before (such as the Banzai Burger from Red Robin).

But, yeah, the McDonald's Hawaiian Burger substituted a pineapple ring for the meat patty, and then just loaded it up with their standard condiments. That does not sound appealing at all to me.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:13 PM (H3MF


Yeah, but probably no worse than Bugger King's impostor, the impossible burger.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 09:17 PM (hku12)

384 Pay no attention to those suitcases under the table!

Posted by: The Wizard of Fraud at December 04, 2020 09:17 PM (W4eKo)

385 379 The Friday before the election Robert Cahaly said on Hannity's show the Trump would have to win PA by at least 5% to beat the margin of cheating they would do. He even was saying the cheating would be that bad prior to the election.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:34 PM (jXxav)

----> the margin of cheating is now infinite, based on what we've seen in GA, PA, WI, MI, and AZ.

unless the GOP grow some balls...sub-3rd world voting forever.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:17 PM (hpcyB)

386 I just rewatched the Georgia "Pull Out You Fake Ballots!" video.


I think they had a number stashed and were told at midnight or whenever the voting was "shut down" about how many they'de need to beat Trumps lead. I bet they had 6-7 storage boxes/suitcases/hampers full of 98% for Biden fake ballots stashed under those tables.

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

387 Preparing for the worst. Watching this play out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 09:17 PM (zI9dG)

388 375 Supremes ought to revisit allowing a mail in ballot.

Posted by: Braenyard at Decembe

And no early voting, no ID and same day registration.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:19 PM (7bcfy)

389 379 The Friday before the election Robert Cahaly said on Hannity's show the Trump would have to win PA by at least 5% to beat the margin of cheating they would do. He even was saying the cheating would be that bad prior to the election.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 08:34 PM (jXxav)

====================


That mist be the top Trafalgar guy. I remember that well. I recorded every prediction he made, as well as that very comment. They were excellent, figuring in TheSteal.

I remember thinking 4% to 5% seemed high!

Really I feel silly. There are two IRON CLAD RULES of Obama's Democratic Party:
(1) The Dems ALWAYS accuse the Republicans of what they, themselves are doing.
(2) Whatever Obama says, the EXACT OPPOSITE is true, and then some.

On point 1, they spent FIVE YEARS accusing Republicans of "hacking the election". But did we listen to what they were REALLY telling us - that that's exactly what THEY do - ALL THE TIME?

On point 2, Obama once sneered and assured the public that it was IMPOSSIBLE to hack the election, for various reasons. But did I listen? He was telling us , "We hack US elections with impunity, ALL THE TIME".

As Sidney Powell said: "...they've been doing this gradually to us over the years. The states they're saying are blue are not blue at all."

https://tinyurl.com/y6mjfgcu
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:16 PM (hOOi9)

Trump was up by 16 points in Pennsylvania when that unprecedented shutdown of the vote-counting occurred.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:19 PM (H3MF8)

390 as always, if you have a gop rep you can bitch at...write to those fuckers. call. demand action.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:19 PM (hpcyB)

391 I do not find that reassuring. Fox has already signaled it's allegiance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:11 PM (D7mIA)
*************
I avoid the non-Trump supporting shows.
They are not silencing the Conservative shows at all and they do a great job exposing the corruption.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 09:19 PM (NpAcC)

392 347 308 301
10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.

---> that video tape may be the hunter biden laptop of the election
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:15 PM (hpcyB)


Not to be a wet blanket, but isn't this about a month too late to be all that useful? And can we trust that they'll really do anything, rather than be like the FBI?

Sidney Powell has risked defamation suits by calling BOTH of them crooks, on the take by Dominion.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:19 PM (hOOi9)

393 According to the movie The Founder, Ray Kroc was a stone cold son-of-a-bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 09:20 PM (oVJmc)

394 The weed today is no stronger. THC is the exact strength it was 5000 years ago. They may have bred it to have slightly more trichomes on the buds but the argument that its "so much stronger" is like saying ethanol is so much stronger nowadays. You could buy and smoke hash in the 60's, and the hash today is the exact same strength.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 09:14 PM (buTO7)


When I used to work with addicts, people would get test results that would come back positive for all sorts of other things, and not just maryjane.

They'd swear up and down they weren't using pcp or coke or meth or whatever else.... and some of them were probably telling the truth. They "just" smoked pot.

But I figure there's a high correlation between the dudes whose pot was laced with other stuff, and the ones who would swear to you their pot is so much stronger.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 09:20 PM (hku12)

395 382 Best McD's double cheeseburger I ever had was outside Mesa Verde. They put green chile on it and it was on the dollar menu. Couldn't stop eating those things.
Posted by: dartist at December

A sauce or an actual chili? Ever have a grilled cheese with a chili on it? It's good

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:20 PM (7bcfy)

396 Trump was up by 16 points in Pennsylvania when that unprecedented shutdown of the vote-counting occurred.

---->

philly was never a legit counting site. But even with that, they had to shut down.

I think for the Trump legal team, instead of focuing on silly German server stories, play up the fundamentals...trump won all the bellweathers Everywhere except for 5 cities that acted like subliterate goofy criminals.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:20 PM (hpcyB)

397 On point 2, Obama once sneered and assured the public that it was IMPOSSIBLE to hack the election, for various reasons. But did I listen? He was telling us , "We hack US elections with impunity, ALL THE TIME".

As Sidney Powell said: "...they've been doing this gradually to us over the years. The states they're saying are blue are not blue at all."

https://tinyurl.com/y6mjfgcu
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:16 PM (hOOi9)


I remember the vote going to Sinema in Arizona after a big lead by her opponent. I know nothing of Arizona but the experts all said the remaining reporting districts were not dems. It was obivousl fraud sometime between 10 pm and 7 am. No one really seemed to notice.

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

398
Sidney Powell has risked defamation suits by calling BOTH of them crooks, on the take by Dominion.



Discovery is a bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

399 Trump lawyer just said the Ballot inspector in Nevada wore a Biden pin while inspecting ballots.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 04, 2020 09:21 PM (NpAcC)

400 And no early voting, no ID and same day registration.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:19 PM (7bcfy)


Frankly, at this point I'd accept the combination of voter ID and indelibly dyed purple fingers!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:21 PM (87oRe)

401 372 The weed today is no stronger. THC is the exact strength it was 5000 years ago. They may have bred it to have slightly more trichomes on the buds but the argument that its "so much stronger" is like saying ethanol is so much stronger nowadays. You could buy and smoke hash in the 60's, and the hash today is the exact same strength.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 09:14 PM (buTO7)

Before it was legal in my state, it was illegal.
Being old, many years ago I knew growers. Some lousy, some incredible.
The THC in today's weed is concentrated in the bud, and many dozens of generations of weed has been selectively grown to improve the concentration of THC in the buds, and the buds grow bigger.
70's weed was usually the entire plant, save a few of the lower big leaves, and included seeds. Seed weed is much lower in THC, as the plant directs it to the seeds to reproduce.
Today's weed is all from cuttings. And is incredibly concentrated in the bud with THC. In fact today's plants have mostly buds and few leaves, compared to 40 years ago, or outdoor weed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:21 PM (sy5kK)

402 372
The weed today is no stronger. THC is the exact strength it was 5000
years ago. They may have bred it to have slightly more trichomes on the
buds but the argument that its "so much stronger" is like saying ethanol
is so much stronger nowadays. You could buy and smoke hash in the 60's,
and the hash today is the exact same strength.

Bullshit. There were many different strengths of weed depending on where it was grown. No probs smoking a whole joint. Do that today and you'll be sitting down somewhere. Hash or opium are not weed.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:21 PM (+ya+t)

403 My husband and I watched Gabriel Sterling, who we've known since he was an earnest, clean cut young college Republican, on TV tonight.

He is unrecognizable as the young man we've known. He looks like a slick, well-fed grifter now.

Gonna be hard to hang with his parents in Atlanta now, two of our oldest friends.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 09:22 PM (ptqGC)

404 Trump's going to follow the rules, like he always does. No emperor whatever is gonna happen.

And if he's out his "successors" will be *enabled* in anything tyrannical they attempt, for the most part, not opposed. Trump was hamstrung by ridiculously lawless courts, utterly shameless, that disregarded even their statutory exclusion from a matter, injected their absurd assessments of Trump's "motives" into rulings, and shed their "deference" in national security matters in a nanosecond if they felt like it.

Ah - but there may well be the redoubtable barrier of a "GOP controlled Senate" in their way. Hey - stop laughing there in the back!

One of my favorite statistical indicators so far is that the Biden data guys said Trump needed 53% of the election day vote to win PA, given their assessment of all the numbers (absentees, "mail-in", etc). Trump got 62%.

Oh.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 09:22 PM (OTzUX)

405 134
"WASHINGTON - The Democratic-controlled House on Friday approved a bill
to decriminalize and tax marijuana at the federal level, reversing what
supporters called a failed policy of criminalization of pot use and
taking steps to address racial disparities in enforcement of federal
drug laws."



Control.

You misspelled 'tax revenue'.

Posted by: boynsea at December 04, 2020 09:23 PM (sshap)

406 Frankly, at this point I'd accept the combination of voter ID and indelibly dyed purple fingers!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:21 PM (87oRe)

Absofuckinglutely. We are fucking soft. People died for this shit, the least we can do is take it seriously.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:23 PM (D7mIA)

407 Trump's federal WI lawsuit had the funny idea [as noted by the judge] to "remand" the selection of electors to the state legislature. Easier simply to say that the election should be declared void (or to have failed to choose a winner, as in the Congressional language).

Posted by: Judicial process vs political process at December 04, 2020 09:23 PM (BBWrU)

408 Not to be a wet blanket, but isn't this about a month too late to be all that useful? And can we trust that they'll really do anything, rather than be like the FBI?

----> I think the realistic arguments to make to SCOTUS revolve around.

1. local violations of rules. You guys let them change the rules or hold them accountable.
2. trump's bellweather wins show we aren't being bullshitters.
3. time needed to collect evidence in light of voter fraud
4. unwillingness of lower courts to even consider evidence.
5. mail-in ballots without verification are pure voter frauid.

But most importantly, trump needs to whip up his base, get the cucks in lower GOP positions of power with no option but to support him.

I have no idea what he, the trumpster, has been doing for five weeks, but he needed to be rallying magas.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:23 PM (hpcyB)

409 393 According to the movie The Founder, Ray Kroc was a stone cold son-of-a-bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December

The Kroc's had a ranch here in Santa Ynez with a huge test kitchen.

I heard it just sold for something like 30 million.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:24 PM (7bcfy)

410 343 Possum is actually as good as the old time redneck songs claim. I prefer roasted but the crock pot is good too. Possum gravy is awesome!

https://youtu.be/qdI4kmvVqfc
Posted by: Fra Filippo at December 04, 2020 09:09 PM (WH8+k)
I've never had possum, but raccoon is not good. Greasy and just not. I knew a guy in Georgia that said that they ate everything when he was a kid, but quit eating possum when his daddy heard that they dug up stuff at graveyards and ate it. Seems like a good reason not to.

Posted by: Nobody at December 04, 2020 09:24 PM (giU8k)

411 356 Majority know this election's been stolen.
Posted by: runner

I know what you mean but I would offer that the majority of all American voters, this includes the Dems, know the election was stolen.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 09:11 PM (Rvt8

It won't end well. "Biden" will try to do something or another against a minority, say ranchers on federal land to use a past example, that turns a majority against this evil thing that controls us. No clue how it plays out, but this is coming to a head sooner than I suspected it would. Times like these I wish my childhood religious faith were still intact.

I had thought these monsters would pull back and slowly work their terror, but these are straight-up Marxists with no impulse control. We probably should have rioted during the coup. It would have staved off what is about to follow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 04, 2020 09:24 PM (puu6v)

412 We evolved with alcohol.
We did not evolve with MJ.


By the way, all you libertarians and the govt big enough to... well
now its big enough anyway. And libertarians acting as shock troops for
liberals have now enabled the govt to indoctrinate transgendersism on
kids.



Good job there.



We were fine without mj. And we werent fascists then.



Strangely enough, we are now.

Posted by: Nick, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty

Yes, yes we were. Any government of a country this size that desires to use the power to make it a felony to pick and smoke an otherwise-unremarkeable weed is by very definition, a fascist government. You don't need a fascist government to prohibit people from building unpermitted nuclear reactors in their backyards; but you do stop them from smoking *weed*. Weed, which produces cannabinoids for which we have receptors in our brains (cannabinoid 1 and 2). We have a receptor for alcohol called our liver because it's a toxin. That's why we drank it, in very weak form, for centuries when fresh/clean water wasn't available. Alcohol is a solvent. It's a trade-off. The fun stuff occurring from it (sociability, beer goggles, etc.) is, frankly, the effect of poisoning -- a very mild poisoning to be sure -- but still poisoning.

By contrast, no one has ever died from acute THC poisoning, as in at a certain point the body simply says, ok, I'm outta cannabinoid receptor 1 AND 2, sorry buddy, and the THC just passes on out through the kidneys with a mild case of the sadz. Anyone who's going to go full-on schizophrenia is a case waiting for any significant trigger. Smokin' a fatty while eating a cheese pizza and watching re-runs of Cosmos is not going to spring danger upon society. Dirk, with that extra helping of Dutch courage on top of that pony keg of John Courage, is looking to beat the everliving shit out of the first person he sees because his girlfriend just cheated on his ass -- in his bed. Yeah buddy. Gimme that stoner astronomy club president weirdo every day.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 09:24 PM (KAi1n)

413 No emperor whatever is gonna happen.





You are harshing my mellow, dude.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

414 Nobody ever rescues bats. Anyone else notice that?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2020 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)

415 I didn't want to cry so i didn't watch the last one.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 04, 2020 09:25 PM (WekKK)

416 Trump lawyer just said the Ballot inspector in Nevada wore a Biden pin while inspecting ballots.

That's normal.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at December 04, 2020 09:25 PM (W4eKo)

417 393 According to the movie The Founder, Ray Kroc was a stone cold son-of-a-bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 09:20 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah he was, the Brothers were not nice either. They refused any Restaurant change any design, including Local Codes. They don't have Basements or crawl spaces in CA but we do in the Midwest and The Brothers Insisted on not changing the floor plan.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 04, 2020 09:25 PM (dKiJG)

418 A sauce or an actual chili? Ever have a grilled cheese with a chili on it? It's good

It was like the green chili they make in the southwest, ladled on top. I'll have to try your grilled cheese recipe. All this weed talk is giving me the munchies.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:25 PM (+ya+t)

419
I think for the Trump legal team, instead of focuing on silly German server stories, play up the fundamentals...trump won all the bellweathers Everywhere except for 5 cities that acted like subliterate goofy criminals.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:20 PM (hpcyB)

The Trump legal team is not focusing on the Frankfurt Germany server, Sydney Powell is, in a different suit. This dual track was the reason they split from each other a couple of weeks ago. They still share information.

Apparently Obama judges in lower courts don't think a thousand sworn affidavits, insane spikes for Biden in the late night count, and other obvious fraud is possible.
Like that NV judge today.

These are the REAL criminals, covering up for the voting fraud.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (sy5kK)

420 Trump lawyer just said the Ballot inspector in Nevada wore a Biden pin while inspecting ballots.

==

It was a joke ! He was joking. Move on.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)

421 "WASHINGTON - The Democratic-controlled House on Friday approved a bill
to decriminalize and tax marijuana at the federal level, reversing what
supporters called a failed policy of criminalization of pot use and
taking steps to address racial disparities in enforcement of federal
drug laws."



Brave New World needs its soma.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

422 Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

So Sinema didn't actually win?

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (nUhF0)

423 if the lower courts want to dismiss evidence then it makes scotus's job easier. There's a burden of proof that they're refusing to even consider. But the safe harbor date is coming up, what the fuck is the trump legal team doing?

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (hpcyB)

424 the margin of cheating is now infinite, based on what we've seen in GA, PA, WI, MI, and AZ.

unless the GOP grow some balls...sub-3rd world voting forever.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:17 PM (hpcyB)




I think the Dems were completely taken by surprise at how big Trump's victory was going to be. It was a blow out win that's why their cheating is so massive and sloppy. Republicans growing some balls is yuge long shot.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 09:27 PM (9BHkA)

425 Anybody holding?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:27 PM (nakwk)

426 414 Nobody ever rescues bats. Anyone else notice that?
Posted by: qdpsteve at Decembe

There's a crazy lady in Santa Ynez that used to rescue everything including bats. They pulled her wildlife license.
She was in big crazy fights with her neighbors.
She helped me with a barn owl I found with a broken wing. She got him to a raptor center.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:27 PM (7bcfy)

427 Brave New World needs its soma.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc)

Soma ?

(I am kidding)

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

428 that video tape may be the hunter biden laptop of the election

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:15 PM (hpcyB)
--------------------------------------

I haven't watched it yet, but were those same suitcase ballots run through the counters more than once? I also heard that the GA vote count spiked up dramatically for China Joe at the same time those suitcase ballots were being handled.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 09:28 PM (oGBso)

429 Apparently Obama judges in lower courts don't think a thousand sworn affidavits, insane spikes for Biden in the late night count, and other obvious fraud is possible.
Like that NV judge today.

---> right. there's a burden of proof, and it's not "signed confessions from the people who actually cheated, iron clad 100% proof" but something a little more realistic.

as a matter of law, these judges are erring.

If there's 150% voter turn out. mail-in ballots and same-day emergency ballots comingled. obvious misbehavior....yeah, you have proof.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:28 PM (hpcyB)

430 Yes, the weed is stronger.

I used to cram a quarter ounce of pot into the bowl of a crudely fashioned hookah we made out of a 5 gallon office water bottle with some gas lines we drilled into it leftover from my Datsun 280Z.

Oh we'd get baked for sure. We'd fill the thing up, pop the bowl off of it an somebody would blow back through the gas lines and give you a shout gun out of the top of the carboy.

But it took extreme measures to get baked off of cheap Mexican dirt weed.

Now, two puffs off of that lime green hybrid shit and you are unfit for anything.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 09:28 PM (XVNQq)

431 So Sinema didn't actually win?
Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (nUhF0)


Shocking.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

432
I think they had a number stashed and were told at midnight or whenever the voting was "shut down" about how many they'de need to beat Trumps lead. I bet they had 6-7 storage boxes/suitcases/hampers full of 98% for Biden fake ballots stashed under those tables.
Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

Exactly, they pulled out as many fake votes as the Dominion software told them they had to.

The number was so much bigger than originally planned, that's why they had to stop counting late in the night for about an hour, to reset the steal with the new Dominion cheating numbers. And why they seem so sloppy.
But these corrupt Obama/Democrat judges don't care.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:28 PM (sy5kK)

433 420 Trump lawyer just said the Ballot inspector in Nevada wore a Biden pin while inspecting ballots.

==

It was a joke ! He was joking. Move on.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)

Debonked! Not a Biden pin; a Biden/Harris pin.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:29 PM (H3MF8)

434
that video tape may be the hunter biden laptop of the election

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:15 PM (hpcyB)

__________

A fat lot of good that did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 09:29 PM (mht8P)

435 Bullshit. There were many different strengths of weed depending on where it was grown. No probs smoking a whole joint. Do that today and you'll be sitting down somewhere. Hash or opium are not weed.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:21 PM (+ya+t)
----
Hash, (or opium?) The only part of marijuana that gets a person high is the "hash" ON the marijuana. The green part has zero THC. Thats like saying the ethanol in beer is better than the ethanol in Everclear. Its the same ethanol.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 09:29 PM (buTO7)

436 >>You misspelled 'tax revenue'.

Posted by: boynsea at December 04, 2020 09:23 PM (sshap)

Bingo.

I can't fathom federal marijuana charges except for large quantities, intra-state, border, ... dealers cartels. So this made no sense - we would want to intercept pounds of drugs right ....

Guess not.

FWIW, first was the State Lottery

Posted by: Vice taxes are a SIN and prey on the weak. at December 04, 2020 09:29 PM (8lPD/)

437 Why is it always the ones who know absolutely nothing about weed who want to tell us all about it?

Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at December 04, 2020 09:30 PM (AlYYP)

438 It was like the green chili they make in the southwest, ladled on top. I'll have to try your grilled cheese recipe. All this weed talk is giving me the munchies.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2

Just put a grilled chili in a grilled cheese. I've had them with an Ortega chili but you could use any kind of chili you like.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:30 PM (7bcfy)

439 Anybody holding?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:27 PM (nakwk)


(I have to ask)

What ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

440 291 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

I have so little confidence in their honesty that I am guessing this is just another head fake, to run out the clock.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

441 Trump was up by 16 points in Pennsylvania when that unprecedented shutdown of the vote-counting occurred.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:19 PM (H3MF


The "Edison" data I have says it was Trump 55.7%, Biden 43.0% the first time it stopped. So, 12.7%.

It's not talked about much, but PA also had a magic infusion of Biden votes in the middle of the gap, which was 6 hours long. About 60k for Biden, 4k for Trump.

The next day it was 73.6% for Biden (an unlikely number, even for mail-in ballots); 73.5% the day after that (notice that it's the SAME number). Even THAT didn't quite do it.

So the next day they dialed it up to an even MORE unlikely 78.5%.

Really "in your face", mass-produced fraud.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:31 PM (hOOi9)

442 439 Anybody holding?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:27 PM (nakwk)


(I have to ask)

What ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

Is joke. All these peoples talking about drugs.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:31 PM (nakwk)

443 But these corrupt Obama/Democrat judges don't care.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:28 PM (sy5kK)


Not in their job description!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:31 PM (87oRe)

444 I have had medicinal marijuana, grown for a paraplegic friend. I've also had real thai stick, back when it was being brought into the states. They would both kick on your ass, but the thai stick was more fun. The medicinal stuff acted like a regular pain pill. Yes, they have put a lot of effort into breeding certain strains these days. But you have to compare it to the kick ass stuff of the early days. (Never had any Hawaiian weed, which was supposed to be some of the stronger stuff.)

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 04, 2020 09:31 PM (JKNZq)

445 Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?
Santa: Why, I name them after memories. Like Prancer frolicking in the snow.
Kid: What about Donner?

*a dark countenance settles on Santa's face

Santa: It was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 09:31 PM (SMh/7)

446 But think of the money we'll save on prisons!

Will we have to pay for our time in re-education camp, by the way?

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 09:32 PM (PbWF0)

447 Anybody holding?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:27 PM (nakwk)

Americans who believed that our voting system was even remotely honest are holding their dicks in their hands.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

448 I have a brother in law I don't agree with much, but one thing I do agree on is his longstanding position that the government shouldn't have the power to make it illegal for him to have something, for his own personal use, that he can grow in his own back yard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2020 09:32 PM (V2Yro)

449 437 Why is it always the ones who know absolutely nothing about weed who want to tell us all about it?
Posted by: Stinky Wizzleteats at December 04, 2020 09:30 PM (AlYYP)

All I know about weed is, I don't like the smell of it. I yearn for the days when it was illegal, and pot-smokers would use patchouli oil or maybe Febreeze to cover up the stench.

One it was legalized in Colorado, I started smelling pot smoke everywhere.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:33 PM (H3MF8)

450 I have so little confidence in their honesty that I am guessing this is just another head fake, to run out the clock.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)


You must admit, a short statute of limitations is a great legal invention!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:33 PM (87oRe)

451 Stay away from the Ajax, man.

Posted by: Tommy Chong at December 04, 2020 09:33 PM (vEg6j)

452 Americans who believed that our voting system was even remotely honest are holding their dicks in their hands.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

Fair.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:33 PM (nakwk)

453
Is joke. All these peoples talking about drugs.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:31 PM (nakwk)

right! capisc

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

454 Anybody holding?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:27 PM (nakwk)



Jeffrey Toobin: YES!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 09:34 PM (9BHkA)

455 Look, this is very simple. There is a faction, of varying levels of internal affinity, that has a common goal of having any member of the Democrat party, but nominally Joe Biden, thence Kamala Harris, inaugurated on January 20, 2021. I did not say "win the election". This is an all-in power play. I want this to happen. I dare you to stop me. They are all in on getting their legislation and policy desires passed and they will not tolerate any roadblocks. In other words, these are the people who dedicated their lives to what they're doing politically while you were outsourcing it to traitors and backstabbers and useless tools. Congress (the House) will not be of help unless pursuant to Article II. That means you have to rely on SCOTUS and/or the Executive, and as to both of them, if they don't think this is The Inflection Point, it's over. If they do, the reverse.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 09:34 PM (KAi1n)

456 Speaking of Kroc.

His widow gave a bunch of money to NPR to turn them into a very progressive station. They fired a couple of their most skilled and neutral reporters and started doing activism shit. That was the 80s or 90s. Before then they were artsy, but not like now. Now they are pure propaganda.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 09:34 PM (LWu6U)

457 Concentrated skunk-essence smells like garlic.

Ask me how i know.

Posted by: Cicero kid. Thursday hangover hell at December 04, 2020 09:35 PM (n/szn)

458 Will we have to pay for our time in re-education camp, by the way?
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 09:32 PM (PbWF0)


Only a quite modest fee, but it will be forever!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:35 PM (87oRe)

459 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.

After a month. You can't get anything past those guys!

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 09:35 PM (cTiTg)

460 457 Concentrated skunk-essence smells like garlic.

Ask me how i know.
Posted by: Cicero kid. Thursday hangover hell at December 04, 2020 09:35 PM (n/szn)

Uh, okay; how do you know?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:36 PM (H3MF8)

461 @455 Exactly. So... Trump - Emperor for life.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:36 PM (zr5Kq)

462 if the lower courts want to dismiss evidence then it makes scotus's job easier. There's a burden of proof that they're refusing to even consider. But the safe harbor date is coming up, what the fuck is the trump legal team doing?
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (hpcyB)


I believe it's the 8th. But what does it MEAN, and how difficult is it to override?

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:36 PM (hOOi9)

463 Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 09:12 PM (OTzUX)

I caught the end of Rush's shw today.
He told a caller that he did not feel optimistic about Trump refuting the Steal.

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 09:37 PM (nUhF0)

464 459 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.

After a month. You can't get anything past those guys!
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 09:35 PM (cTiTg)
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How is Fatty McDindu and her calve not doing a perp walk, at 5AM this morning?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 09:37 PM (buTO7)

465 414.

I did rescue a floof fruit bat bat from a net next to the beach one night.

He was not very appreciative. Brown-eyed floof fruit bat.

Posted by: Cicero kid. Thursday hangover hell at December 04, 2020 09:37 PM (n/szn)

466 Hash, (or opium?) The only part of marijuana that gets a person high is
the "hash" ON the marijuana. The green part has zero THC. Thats like
saying the ethanol in beer is better than the ethanol in Everclear. Its
the same ethanol.

Hash is concentrated, processed and pressed into cakes. The flower buds of weed plants are what is known as marijuana. No stems or seeds that you don't need, Acapulco Gold is badass weed.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:38 PM (+ya+t)

467 448 I have a brother in law I don't agree with much, but one thing I do agree on is his longstanding position that the government shouldn't have the power to make it illegal for him to have something, for his own personal use, that he can grow in his own back yard.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I agree with this.

I hate pot - it makes you stupid. It destroys your memory.

I think alcohol is bad too, but in moderation it is much better than pot on the body and the brain. (but much worse in excess)

The worst part is all the people who glorify pot like it is their God. They talk about 420, and they make it seem virtuous to get stoned. Face life like a man - sober and clear of thought.

(sorry, this is a sore point with me.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 09:39 PM (LWu6U)

468 I have a hard enough time choosing the right Bourbon or Rum- let alone getting into the esoterica of weed choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:39 PM (D7mIA)

469 I don't have any recommendations for the GOP other than cheat better. The first vote counts as far as the courts are concerned so have all your fake ballots ready for the first count. Two, three hundred percent of registered voters is fine.
You will notice in GA that as soon as runoffs were declared the dems got right on getting all their ballots requested. GOP needs about 5 million pre-printed ones ready to turn in.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2020 09:40 PM (r+sAi)

470 That means you have to rely on SCOTUS and/or the Executive, and as to both of them, if they don't think this is The Inflection Point, it's over. If they do, the reverse.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 09:34 PM (KAi1n)

*girds loins*

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 09:40 PM (nUhF0)

471 I shot a skunk in a 12 by 12 concrete room..

Just to watch him die,

And stop eating my hen eggs.. concentrated rotten garlic, skunk oil is.

Posted by: Cicero kid. Thursday hangover hell at December 04, 2020 09:40 PM (n/szn)

472 Breaking Video of the busted toilet in GA

https://twitter.com/i/status/1332803862084907010

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 09:40 PM (CZm2G)

473 459 10 minutes ago, GA SOS Ratshitberger got approval from Kemp to get the GA Bureau of Investigations involved in uncovering GA election fraud.

After a month. You can't get anything past those guys!
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 09:35 PM (cTiTg)

Yeah, they were planning to kick back and let the clock run out. And then Lin Wood spoke up and told people not to vote for Loeffler and Perdue in the runoff, and then Loeffler and Perdue fell behind in the polls, and now the Repugs are scrambling to look like they're actually doing something while, er, the clock, uh... runs out...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:40 PM (H3MF8)

474 I have a hard enough time choosing the right Bourbon or Rum- let alone getting into the esoterica of weed choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:39 PM (D7mIA)


This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs (sizzle, sizzle)
Any questions ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:40 PM (zr5Kq)

475 Panama Red, Panama Red. He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head.

Posted by: That guy who always sings... at December 04, 2020 09:40 PM (W4eKo)

476
One it was legalized in Colorado, I started smelling pot smoke everywhere.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:33 PM (H3MF

Try living near where it's grown. You drive down certain roads and it stinks, bad. The wineries are pissed. Long time farmers are losing their Avocado farms next to the pot grows because the spray companies won't spray their orchards because pot cannot have any pesticide residue and they are terrified of being sued. It's a big deal here.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:41 PM (7bcfy)

477
So, I've been thinking about the form American socialism will take if left unchecked, and G-d only knows what that shitshow will actually look like...

But I know the idiots who think it will look like the sad, limp-dicked version of this idea you see in so many other countries are sorely mistaken.

I've met these dorks in all kinds of places. They're assholes invariably, but the American breed is darker and angrier and more dedicated than the rest of the sad sacks in this self-pitying movement.

As in all things, America will exceed expectations, even when that's a bad thing... Count on it. It's gonna get *real* weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2020 09:42 PM (BvLWD)

478 People voluntarily diminish and destroy their cognitive function. There are those who will take advantage.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:42 PM (zr5Kq)

479 448 I have a brother in law I don't agree with much, but one thing I do agree on is his longstanding position that the government shouldn't have the power to make it illegal for him to have something, for his own personal use, that he can grow in his own back yard.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 04, 2020 09:32 PM (V2Yro)
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Poppies


Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 09:42 PM (CZm2G)

480 I have a brother in law I don't agree with much, but one thing I do agree on is his longstanding position that the government shouldn't have the power to make it illegal for him to have something, for his own personal use, that he can grow in his own back yard.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Backyard? There are city ordinances in some areas that prohibit homeowners/renters from growing vegetables in their front yard. If you want to grow your own vegetables and the only sun you get is in your front yard, that's too bad.

Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2020 09:42 PM (+X9Vs)

481 476
One it was legalized in Colorado, I started smelling pot smoke everywhere.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:33 PM (H3MF

Try living near where it's grown. You drive down certain roads and it stinks, bad. The wineries are pissed. Long time farmers are losing their Avocado farms next to the pot grows because the spray companies won't spray their orchards because pot cannot have any pesticide residue and they are terrified of being sued. It's a big deal here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:41 PM (7bcfy)

Weed-infused wine. Weed guacamole. Weedamole.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:43 PM (nakwk)

482 that video tape may be the hunter biden laptop of the election

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:15 PM (hpcyB)

__________

A fat lot of good that did.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 09:29 PM (mht8P)

===================


Maybe it did help. Apparently, Trump won HUGE, and if he hadn't TheSteal would have gone unnoticed.

TheSteal has been so brazenly obvious and "In Your Face" that hope remains to save this country.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:43 PM (hOOi9)

483
So Sinema didn't actually win?
Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 09:26 PM (nUhF0)


Shocking.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

This from 2018 - I remember at the time thinking "fraud" - but it was not really a big deal in the press (shocked face).

Here's a little way back...(McSally was up by 20,000 or so election night, but as the "counting" continued for days and days...)

"Sinema stretched her lead to 28,688 on Saturday as tens of thousand of absentee ballots in the two most populace counties continued to be "counted."

Posted by: President Elect LASue at December 04, 2020 09:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

484 A THIN slice of pineapple on a bacon cheeseburger is fantastic!
Posted by: The Dirty Vicar of St. Michael's at December 04, 2020 09:13 PM (YpZNY)

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With teriyaki sauce.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 09:44 PM (RU4sa)

485
Hash, (or opium?) The only part of marijuana that gets a person high is

the "hash" ON the marijuana. The green part has zero THC. Thats like

saying the ethanol in beer is better than the ethanol in Everclear. Its

the same ethanol.

Hash is concentrated, processed and pressed
into cakes. The flower buds of weed plants are what is known as
marijuana. No stems or seeds that you don't need, Acapulco Gold is
badass weed.


Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:38 PM (+ya+t)

To get really scientific, I think it's the plant's defense mechanism against insects that gets you stoned. The crystals on the flowers are like kryptonite to them. Well, thats what I was told anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2020 09:44 PM (9Om/r)

486 TBH, I think pot and gay sex, and all this stuff is bad, but should be legal.

My problem is not what people do, it is what they glorify and push on others. I hated the CA laws that made it legal to buy pot if you lied about it being for medical purposes. I hate the gay culture that wants people to think this stuff is healthy.

It isn't - none of it is. Do it in private and shut up. Glorify things that are good for the community and society and your children. (I'll wait as you try to figure out what fits into that category...)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2020 09:44 PM (LWu6U)

487 the Repugs are scrambling to look like they're actually doing something while, er, the clock, uh... runs out...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:40 PM (H3MF


Really hard to break free of early training!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:45 PM (87oRe)

488 that video tape may be the hunter biden laptop of the election

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at December 04, 2020 09:15 PM (hpcyB)

__________

A fat lot of good that did.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 09:29 PM (mht8P)

=======================


It also told us that the FBI is STILL very much not to be trusted. It wasn't just a few crooked political appointees at the top, who have been purged.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:45 PM (hOOi9)

489
"At least, then, let us not get drunk. At least, then, let us not sing boastful songs. Honor may call us to fight; self-preservation may force us into the slaughterhouse; but let us wear on our sleeves the crepe of mourning for a civilization that had the promise of joy, and strike our enemy without a hiccough or a curse. Never again shall we know what is now perishing. And we shall want all our strength for tomorrow."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 09:45 PM (mht8P)

490 Yeah, they were planning to kick back and let the clock run out. And
then Lin Wood spoke up and told people not to vote for Loeffler and
Perdue in the runoff, and then Loeffler and Perdue fell behind in the
polls, and now the Repugs are scrambling to look like they're actually
doing something while, er, the clock, uh... runs out...




Fuckin a priori trolls FTW.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 09:45 PM (Y8GVo)

491 Nobody ever rescues bats. Anyone else notice that?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2020 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)


When we were kids, we'd play in organized little league, and if a bat was broken during league play, those bats couldn't be used anymore. However, when playing on the lot or playground in the neighborhood, we'd just tape up one of those bats and use it until it was basically shredded.

So yeah, rescued bats.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 09:46 PM (hku12)

492 Every law is a restriction on freedom to do as you wish.

Are laws good or bad?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 09:46 PM (XVNQq)

493 476
Try living near where it's grown. You drive down certain roads and it stinks, bad. The wineries are pissed. Long time farmers are losing their Avocado farms next to the pot grows because the spray companies won't spray their orchards because pot cannot have any pesticide residue and they are terrified of being sued. It's a big deal here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:41 PM (7bcfy)

They'll probably figure out a way to make reefer toast, and then the hipsters won't care about losing their avocadoes anymore.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:46 PM (H3MF8)

494 Hash is concentrated, processed and pressed into cakes. The flower buds of weed plants are what is known as marijuana. No stems or seeds that you don't need, Acapulco Gold is badass weed.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:38 PM (+ya+t)
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Not going to get into a big thing about it. (gets out calculator) Been smoking for 43 years. Growing for myself and immediate circle for about 40 years. I like it being illegal, or at worst highly taxed. It keeps the selling price @ $300 a plant. But hash is just another name for trichome.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 09:46 PM (buTO7)

495 One it was legalized in Colorado, I started smelling pot smoke everywhere.

I'll bet stoners are flying off of those mountains faster than they can find them. My brother and his wife went on vaca around Denver when it just was legalized and said the same thing. Seemed like everyone was stoned.

Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:46 PM (+ya+t)

496 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 04, 2020 09:41 PM (7bcfy)



Would goats eat marijuana ?? I bet they do. They eat everything. Let them loose on the weed growers. Accidents happen. Then shoot the goats.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)

497 Would goats eat marijuana ?? I bet they do. They eat everything. Let them loose on the weed growers. Accidents happen. Then shoot the goats.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)

Then you smoke the goats.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 09:47 PM (nakwk)

498 I don't meat on the weed growers themselves. The crop.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)

499 Well yes LORD minister...if the body of government is so inclined to give way to moped gangsters because of lack of appropriate upbringing in their homeland upbringing....I will entail my lords that we should be inclined to give pass to these poor...unfortunates and give them all that can be offered by our English..ey services....

And the death of England ensues......GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Posted by: NIGHTWATCH...kinda done at December 04, 2020 09:48 PM (u1WYs)

500 I'll bet stoners are flying off of those mountains faster than they can find them.

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This made me laugh a little too much.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 09:48 PM (RU4sa)

501 President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:50 PM (ofYez)

Hi Emmie!

How is that .380 working out for you? Is it starting to loosen up a bit?

It was a very nice gun.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)

502 Hash and Opium are two completely different things guys...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 04, 2020 09:48 PM (HBlzO)

503 State legislatures are folding like cheap suits. Supreme Court is going to be, literally, a day late.

The Trump MAGA/America First Coalition must survive and grow no matter the outcome. We can't get Tea Partied, must move and be more, ah, aggressive in our moves going forward.

And by aggressive I don't mean having Glenn Beck speak for us at a rally in DC. I'm thinking something more forceful...more....terrifying in nature.

Posted by: GigantorX at December 04, 2020 09:48 PM (OpIjY)

504 As in all things, America will exceed expectations, even when that's a bad thing... Count on it. It's gonna get *real* weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2020 09:42 PM (BvLWD)


Face it, Americans are better at everything, including totalitarianism!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:48 PM (87oRe)

505 A THIN slice of pineapple on a bacon cheeseburger is fantastic!
Posted by: The Dirty Vicar of St. Michael's at December 04, 2020 09:13 PM (YpZNY)

---

With teriyaki sauce.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2020 09:44 PM (RU4sa)


Hmmmm, I was wondering about sauce. Certainly not mustard, probably nothing mayo based either.

Teriyaki might just do the trick.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 09:49 PM (hku12)

506 I'm here.
Just tried to go on Syney Powell's twitter and it says it is restricted.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 09:49 PM (sd8p8)

507 So, I've been thinking about the form American socialism will take if left unchecked, and G-d only knows what that shitshow will actually look like...

I think they've shown us, it'll be a Big Sister Karenocracy.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 09:50 PM (PbWF0)

508 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 09:50 PM (D7mIA)

509 Rush is dying.


His end could come at any moment.

Do you think that his analysis and mood are not affected by chemo and the prospect of death?

I don't know if Trump will win in Supreme Court. But I absolutely know that he will do WHATEVER it takes for America to remain and continue winning.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 09:51 PM (Y8GVo)

510 494 Hash is concentrated, processed and pressed into cakes. The flower buds of weed plants are what is known as marijuana. No stems or seeds that you don't need, Acapulco Gold is badass weed.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 09:38 PM (+ya+t)
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Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNWw2NFo_ec

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 09:51 PM (CZm2G)

511 Are laws good or bad?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 09:46 PM (XVNQq)


Off hand, I'd be inclined to say that "moral" laws are good (essentially compatible with a civil society based on Judeo-Christian principles).

Administrative law is evil and corrupt at every level.

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:52 PM (87oRe)

512 Would goats eat marijuana ?? I bet they do. They eat everything. Let them loose on the weed growers. Accidents happen. Then shoot the goats.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)


All wildlife loves weed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 09:52 PM (zI9dG)

513 I have a brother in law I don't agree with much, but one thing I do agree on is his longstanding position that the government shouldn't have the power to make it illegal for him to have something, for his own personal use, that he can grow in his own back yard.
Posted by:



the diff between the right and libs is not so much whether things should be banned as what should be banned.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 04, 2020 09:52 PM (4Jold)

514
Face it, Americans are better at everything, including totalitarianism!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:48 PM (87oRe)

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Whatever it is. We've had some regrettable chapters in our history. For instance, when we joined Britain's 1807 ban on the importation of slaves, enterprising Americans made an industry of birthright servitude.

When we fuck up, we turn it up to eleven.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2020 09:52 PM (BvLWD)

515 I caught the end of Rush's shw today.
He told a caller that he did not feel optimistic about Trump refuting the Steal.

Posted by: vmom at December 04, 2020 09:37 PM (nUhF0)


Well, it DOES rely on useless Republican turncoats failing to backstab their own party ...

It speaks volumes to the corruption, as Trump exposes every day - that Republican legislatures hesitate to undo the most obvious, In Your Face fraud in history, even though it's against THEIR party, and they have popular support in their states to do it.

Remember - all it takes is THREE such states!!!

There's also the possibility of the courts throwing away enough fraudulent votes to do the trick. That OUGHT to be EASY, but it's NOT.

Is it Rush being generally fatalistic, given his condition, or just being tired of a LONG history of "failure theater".

It's up to the VOTERS to get in their faces, and make them aware that they are paying VERY CLOSE ATTENTION.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:53 PM (hOOi9)

516
I think it's the plant's defense mechanism against insects that gets you stoned. The crystals on the flowers are like kryptonite to them. Well, thats what I was told anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


But not to me!

Posted by: Superfly at December 04, 2020 09:53 PM (63Dwl)

517 The last video - Dog is my co-pirate!

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at December 04, 2020 09:54 PM (VNmG1)

518 501 President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 08:50 PM (ofYez)

Hi Emmie!

How is that .380 working out for you? Is it starting to loosen up a bit?

It was a very nice gun.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)

Emmie got a .380? Nice! I had a .380 once, a Smith ampersand Wesson Sigma. Nice little gun, but too small for my hands. It concentrated all the coil right on my thumb.

I gave it to my mom (who had just divorced my stepdad and needed to be able to protect herself), and got myself a .357 Ruger Security Six. Much better for my big hands! Until I, uh, lost it in a tragic boating accident...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 04, 2020 09:55 PM (H3MF8)

519 Dear Senator Biden...

How does it feel to be historically the worst president ever...and not even sworn in yet?

Just sit the "F" down KAAMALA....you isn't there yet....and sending out the invite to Willy was kind of premature...

ya think?

Posted by: NIGHTWATCH...kinda done at December 04, 2020 09:56 PM (u1WYs)

520 Face it, Americans are better at everything, including totalitarianism!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 09:48 PM (87oRe)


Lately I've been pondering how Iraq only had ONE Baghdad Bob - we have DOZENS!

And the Soviets' Lysenkoism has been so outclassed, it just isn't funny.

Oligarchs? Ours are WAY richer - and weirder!

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:57 PM (hOOi9)

521 512 Would goats eat marijuana ?? I bet they do. They eat everything. Let them loose on the weed growers. Accidents happen. Then shoot the goats.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)


All wildlife loves weed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 09:52 PM (zI9dG)
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They do but they don't get high. the plants resin glands contain an extra carboxyl molecule that render them psychoactively inert. These molecules must be removed through a heating process known as decarboxylation. Through this process, THCA is converted to THC.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 09:57 PM (buTO7)

522 I KNEW there HAD to be a new thread ... I just commented a couple of times!!

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 09:59 PM (hOOi9)

523 495
One it was legalized in Colorado, I started smelling pot smoke everywhere.

I'll
bet stoners are flying off of those mountains faster than they can find
them. My brother and his wife went on vaca around Denver when it just
was legalized and said the same thing. Seemed like everyone was stoned.


Moved there in '58, 11 years old. Stayed until '86. It used to be a great place to live. Now it's mostly crap. Goofy fuckers everywhere, Denver rivals 'Frisco.

Now Arizona has legalized rec mj use.
Running out of places to go.

Posted by: boynsea at December 04, 2020 09:59 PM (sshap)

524 Seems as if Trump can prove a cheating pattern with Dominion machines then all votes from Dominions should be thrown out.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 10:00 PM (CZm2G)

525 They do but they don't get high. the plants resin glands contain an extra carboxyl molecule that render them psychoactively inert. These molecules must be removed through a heating process known as decarboxylation. Through this process, THCA is converted to THC.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 09:57 PM (buTO7)


fascinating. also , my plan is feasible !

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq)

526 524 Seems as if Trump can prove a cheating pattern with Dominion machines then all votes from Dominions should be thrown out.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 10:00 PM (CZm2G)


And here I though both maths and logic were forbidden on this blog?

Posted by: Commissar Conor at December 04, 2020 10:01 PM (87oRe)

527 Yeah, I'd say the goat either likes the taste better than grass, or its safer to eat with their head up where they can look around. To get high, the goat would need a pipe and a lighter.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 04, 2020 10:06 PM (buTO7)

528 Right sidebar: Ethan Kazmarek found by divers after 7 years.
My main take: I miss formerly local news-hottie Shaina Humphrey, who has since moved up to the Philadelphia news market.

Posted by: Downcast at December 04, 2020 10:10 PM (pFpmz)

529 Tear duct fail. I watch a lot of this sort of thing. Another channel is similar, Hope for Paws, an Israeli guy operating in Los Angeles rescuing abandoned dogs. The dogs are all scared. The guy has good techniques capturing them while sometimes seeming a bit brutal. He knows that within ten minutes he can get their little doggy psychologies off survival and into the lap of luxury and human adoration if they can just endure a few minutes of intense discomfort. Then, seeing the dogs integrated into foster homes then permanent homes, running with other dogs, seeking attention, playing, is splendid each time. I do shed a tear. I get all choked up. Seeing the dogs terrified then captured then transformed to ordinary dumb dogginess is the same pattern repeated and it gets me every time. When the dogs are occasionally returned to their owners the family and the dog react the same way that service families do when daddy comes home. It's awesome. There are ten years of such videos in his library.

Posted by: bour3 at December 05, 2020 01:16 AM (PxaPg)

530 Loved those, ace.

Posted by: Mike at December 05, 2020 02:43 PM (A+G1m)

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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat