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Don't Make Me Turn This ONT Around And Go Home! I'll Do It!

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ONT Game

OK gang, how about we do something a little different tonight? As W.O.P.R. says, “Would you like to play a game?”


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So, following the instructions above, I got “The Lebanon” (song by The Human League) from Wikipedia and “a question of equality” (1 Corinthians 8:13 - It is not that there may be relief for others and hardship for you, but it is a question of equality  ) from Wikiquote. I don't have a Flikr account, so I just went to their webpage and googled “last 7 days”. That got me this picture. Put them all together and...voilà!

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That most definitely could be an 80s album cover. Alright, that took me 5 minutes, whostaa got Horde?


News You Don't Need

Belle Delphine Will Sell Condom Used In Her First Ever Porn Film

I had no idea who Belle Daphine is, I assumed from the title that she was a porn star and my thought was “Why does she still have that?”. It turns out, however, that she's some kind of internet attention whore who is going to finally do porn, and then auction off the condom used. Oh boy, what a souvenir for her fans, the spunk of whatever random dude banged her on camera. What a world.

Oh, and if you really want “What a world”, while researching the above, I found a website that claims she's made over a million bucks cosplaying (dressing up as fictional characters, frequently from anime) online over the past few years.

Warning! Educational Material Ahead!



James Bond Did It


Sad news from Puerto Rico. Iconic Dish at Arecibo Observatory Has Collapsed. Apparently they are going to continue to use other portions of the facility for research, but the giant dish, featured prominently in the movie Goldeneye, hence the title, is no more. That's a shame, but I wonder how much of a loss it actually is. Maybe a science-minded Moron can tell me, what the dish still providing useful information, or was it obsolete?


This Is Amusing


Human Ship Naming


The most modern design of this classification, as any well informed reader will know is the Serendipity class, a series of five ships. In this class are the, OCS She's One of Ours Sir, the OCS That's a Friendly Captain, the OCS False Alarm Scanner's Acting Up Again, the OCS Nevermind Just a Speck of Dust on the Scanner Screen, and of course the infamous OCS I Fornicated With You Maternal Progenitor Captain. Their names as you may have noted, are unusual, designed to cause confusion on the command decks of hostile ships which spot them and read their IFF signatures, usually aloud.


Truth Or Parody?

Is it just me, or are Captchas getting worse? I've had a couple over the past month or so that required me to do, no lie, 6 or 7 of them before I could proceed.

Some Thoughts I've Been Thinking


Even more concerning: How long is this going to go on? We as a people have shown that we'll happily discard our rights, our liberty, and our mental health because some government “expert” says to. We've scorched the middle class, crippled the economy and empowered tyrants. I hate to use the old cliché that “our forefathers would have been shooting by now”, but, well, our forefathers would have been shooting by now. This past weekend Maryland sent 200 state troopers to the city of Baltimore for the specific purpose of enforcing mask laws. They were in fact ordered to ignore any crime they observed that was not related to not wearing a mask. We are so far through the looking glass that it's not funny anymore. Since it's worked so well, how long until they trot out COVID 21? Or COVID 22? There's an old saying that goes “Pay off a blackmailer once and you'll get a lifetime of service”. I contend that bending a knee to an authoritarian government once earns you a lifetime of tyranny.


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This Is Pretty Old

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But I wonder if any of ya'll have ever seen a John Venn diagram?

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by asking the deep questions:

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Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 09:59 PM (Ojki1)

2 'Evening, all.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (DTX3h)

3 Yo Horde! YAY ONT

Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (zUdXR)

4 1. The fraud in GA coincided with the counters telling everyone to go home. "We're shutting down for the night."

2. GA was not the only state that "shut down for the night."

3. Multiple states that "shut down for the night" had massive pro-Biden spikes in voting

4. GA proves what was going on while counters were "shut down."

This is textbook conspiracy and could be easily prosecuted under the RICO act.

Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (ojwvu)

5 It's a Weird Dave joint!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (J9vKd)

7 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (fLVm1)

8 ⚉ {{{ZETTAI}}} ⚉

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2020 10:01 PM (J7U/R)

9 I got peanut brittle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (fLVm1)

10 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (Rvt88)

11 Do It! Do it!! DO IT !!!

Posted by: Ah nold ... at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (LPnfS)

12 Woof.

Posted by: Elizabeth at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (fLVm1)

13 Madness, sheer madness...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (r1z5A)

14 Oh, I'm late, I'm late
For a very important ... ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker
is it Christmas season now?
at December 03, 2020 10:02 PM (exNvx)

15 Moooooo.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at December 03, 2020 10:03 PM (fLVm1)

16 Woof!

Posted by: Commissar ConorDog at December 03, 2020 10:03 PM (87oRe)

17 Thanks for the ONT.

Wasn't Belle Delphine like a youtube streamer or something?

Only pictures I have seen were way too Loli for my taste.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:03 PM (y7ppq)

18 So Clinton and the queen had a love-child? Pretty sure the queen is classier than that.

Posted by: Rusty at December 03, 2020 10:03 PM (+SloN)

19 1. The fraud in GA coincided with the counters telling everyone to go home. "We're shutting down for the night."

2. GA was not the only state that "shut down for the night."

3. Multiple states that "shut down for the night" had massive pro-Biden spikes in voting

4. GA proves what was going on while counters were "shut down."

This is textbook conspiracy and could be easily prosecuted under the RICO act.

Posted by: pmurT



Good luck finding a prosecutor to take the case.
Barr has already said there's nothing there.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:03 PM (S3Inb)

20 264 pounds of feminine pulchritude, right here bitchez!!!

*bbbrrrrrraaaaap*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at December 03, 2020 10:04 PM (fLVm1)

21 Is it just me, or are Captchas getting worse?

They are getting much worse. I assume it's because the bots are getting better at reading Captchas.

I think that we are close to the point where we will have to use an alternative form of authentication.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2020 10:04 PM (I2/tG)

22
I got peanut brittle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Almond Rocca, the one pound tin.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:04 PM (r1z5A)

23 Icould tell this was a WD ONT from the first pic

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:04 PM (nUhF0)

24 Hey ONT!

One day we'll have an ONT with a comment section that more or less follows the entire trajectory of the film, National Lampoon's Vacation.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

25 It's a triplet of Clinton, QEII, and Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (yQpMk)

26 Hey ONT!

One day we'll have an ONT with a comment section that more or less follows the entire trajectory of the film, National Lampoon's Vacation.
Posted by: qdpsteve



50 yards.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (S3Inb)

27 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

28 Laura ingraham has Perdue and Kemp on for a Townhalll.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (NpAcC)

29 This past weekend Maryland sent 200 state troopers to the city of Baltimore for the specific purpose of enforcing mask laws. They were in fact ordered to ignore any crime they observed that was not related to not wearing a mask.

----

Funny enough I have been to stores that had signs up pre-the plague that if you enter with mask you (may) be shot.

Living in a Gangsters Paradise now.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (Ojki1)

30 This is textbook conspiracy and could be easily prosecuted under the RICO act.





Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (ojwvu)


Heh.

Posted by: Bill Barr at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (2N7oZ)

31 @4

There is more than enough direct and circumstantial evidence to overturn the election results in at least 5 states.


But...



It's all out of our hands, it's all out of Trumps hands really, it's in the hands of the legislatures and the SCOTUS if cases ever get to them, will they do the right thing?


Doubt it.


Pray I'm wrong.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (ztzef)

32 This is textbook conspiracy and could be easily prosecuted under the RICO act.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (ojwvu)


But we cannot question the sanctity of American elections because we are all honorable people and should never risk destroying the faith of the deplorabble rubes in our election process!

Posted by: AG Barrf at December 03, 2020 10:06 PM (87oRe)

33 1. The fraud in GA coincided with the counters telling everyone to go home. "We're shutting down for the night."



2. GA was not the only state that "shut down for the night."



3. Multiple states that "shut down for the night" had massive pro-Biden spikes in voting



4. GA proves what was going on while counters were "shut down."



This is textbook conspiracy and could be easily prosecuted under the RICO act.





Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 10:00 PM (ojwvu)

They should be slaughtered under the Being A Barbarian Is Fun act.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 10:06 PM (9Om/r)

34 Maybe a science-minded Moron can tell me, what the dish still providing useful information, or was it obsolete?

Useful.

They had compiled a proposal to repair it, but then a 2nd/3rd cable broke and it became too dangerous to attempt a repair.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:06 PM (LPnfS)

35 27 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

Is it?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:06 PM (nakwk)

36 For the love of Mike will Trump finally fire Barr and Wray already? Two of the worst backstabbers in a town full of them.

Posted by: dope in PA at December 03, 2020 10:07 PM (Tc2CN)

37 This past weekend Maryland sent 200 state troopers to the city of Baltimore for the specific purpose of enforcing mask laws. They were in fact ordered to ignore any crime they observed that was not related to not wearing a mask.


Fuuuuuck. I'd have been robbing banks left and right.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:07 PM (S3Inb)

38 Belle Delphine is the dumb whore who was selling her thirsty followers her bath water. She is human cancer. The sooner and worse she dies, the better.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 10:07 PM (H5knJ)

39 We are all CAPATCHA's now.

Or however those witches spell it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 03, 2020 10:07 PM (3H9h1)

40 Best captcha ever, https://tinyurl.com/yxjt9xal

Posted by: Rusty at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (+SloN)

41 Hello Horde. I had a very not-fun day at work today. Boring ass training followed by an hour and a half of overtime.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (zNpyh)

42 Barr has already said there's nothing there.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:03 PM (S3Inb)


Didn't he "sail" through the confirmation process??

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (87oRe)

43 19Good luck finding a prosecutor to take the case. 
Barr has already said there's nothing there



I wonder if a military prosecutor can process a RICO case?

Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (joEI5)

44 People may not realize the damage being done to their kids. If they did, more politicians would have extra holes in them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (F6ytP)

45 "Is it just me, or are Captchas getting worse? I've had a couple over the past month or so that required me to do, no lie, 6 or 7 of them before I could proceed."

When you use some of the APIs (reCAPTCHA, for one), there's a threshold value you can set. Whoever set those up on those particular sites probably thought they were being clever by cranking up the threshold (they were not being clever).

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

46 >Is it just me, or are Captchas getting worse? I've had a couple over the past month or so that required me to do, no lie, 6 or 7 of them before I could proceed.

WD, are you using Brave browser by any chance? There was a recent bug that caused reCAPTCHA to serve up a nearly endless stream of challenges to Brave users. That's been fixed in a recent update.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (L106N)

47 Thirst!

day four of being home alone with no adult supervision...

no fires or explosions.

yet...


Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (8zGKp)

48 Anyone else remember Love's Baby Soft?

Creepiest ad campaign of all time.

https://tinyurl.com/y5yabnu8

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

49 Living in a Gangsters Paradise now.

Seattle is considering a law that says that poor people, junkies, and homeless people can't be prosecuted for misdemeanors.

On a practical level, if this ordinance becomes law, it will effectively legalize an entire spectrum of misdemeanor crimes, including theft, assault, harassment, drug possession, property destruction, and indecent exposure.

Because gangbangers always file accurate tax returns...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (I2/tG)

50
Maybe a science-minded Moron can tell me, what the dish still providing useful information, or was it obsolete?



I think because of the syncronization of many small dishes, it was obsolete.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (r1z5A)

51 24 Hey ONT!

One day we'll have an ONT with a comment section that more or less follows the entire trajectory of the film, National Lampoon's Vacation.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

Who is the person we mock relentlessly about their weight? Or was that just European vacation?

But hey, Family Guy couldn't even make up their own unfunny running joke, had to steal it from somewhere.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (Ojki1)

52 "Is it just me, or are Captchas getting worse?




Yes.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)

53 Jordan, I can relate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

54 They should be slaughtered under the Being A Barbarian Is Fun act.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2020 10:06 PM (9Om/r)


This is The Best Comment.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

55 *wipes sweat off of brow*

Was feeling a little snuffed out... so thanks for a fresh ONT... LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 03, 2020 10:10 PM (+ldAm)

56 35 27 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

Is it?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:06 PM (nakwk)


True! We need some definitive evidence.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 10:10 PM (87oRe)

57 So I told Tab, I said "You'll never squeeze another drop of milk outta this bread pudding," and he knew I was right. That's when Tab sliced Wonder.

Posted by: RC at December 03, 2020 10:10 PM (BvLWD)

58 WD, are you using Brave browser by any chance? There was a recent bug that caused reCAPTCHA to serve up a nearly endless stream of challenges to Brave users. That's been fixed in a recent update.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (L106N)

That happened to me in Chrome the other day. I finally had to use Edge.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:10 PM (zNpyh)

59 Ok, the Venn thing.... freaky.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 10:10 PM (r+sAi)

60 when you need to confirm you're not a robot



I was trying to log into a site today for work. I entered the password and it says I have to enter the security code they'll send me. I did that. Then it says I have to answer a security question. I did that. Then it tells me to create a new password. I do that BUT I have to enter the security code they'll send me to do that. I finally do that and then I have to enter another security question. Then I login and have to enter another security code they sent me.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 10:11 PM (a4xU3)

61 day four of being home alone with no adult supervision...

no fires or explosions.

yet...


Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (8zGKp)

It's like you are not even trying now get out there and blow something up!!!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2020 10:11 PM (uxUoN)

62 Living in a Gangsters Paradise now.

Seattle is considering a law that says that poor people, junkies, and homeless people can't be prosecuted for misdemeanors.

On a practical level, if this ordinance becomes law, it will effectively legalize an entire spectrum of misdemeanor crimes, including theft, assault, harassment, drug possession, property destruction, and indecent exposure.

Because gangbangers always file accurate tax returns...
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Feds could step in on civil rights violations.
Two levels of culpability.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:11 PM (S3Inb)

63 41 Hello Horde. I had a very not-fun day at work today. Boring ass training followed by an hour and a half of overtime.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (zNpyh)

Those otters, they get you every time.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:11 PM (nakwk)

64 "Is it just me, or are Captchas getting worse? I've had a couple over
the past month or so that required me to do, no lie, 6 or 7 of them
before I could proceed."



---
same here. started in the last week or so...

i'm using FireFuck, but only until i figure out how to migrate ALL of my bookmarks, current tabs open, etc.

but it sounds like Brave isn't much better.

do these places employ any adults to check the script kiddies w*rk *before* they release it on an unsuspecting public?

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 10:12 PM (8zGKp)

65
How long is this going to go on?

___________

"Go on?" - Vacationing, feasting Democrats

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 10:12 PM (mht8P)

66 Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

OMG I used to love getting that shit for Christmas when I was little. I do NOT remember that ad though.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:12 PM (zNpyh)

67 Band name: History of Minsk
Album title: Plasma Screen TV!
This picture as the album cover:
https://tinyurl.com/y4lkmscd

I could make it work, if I remove the text.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:12 PM (hku12)

68 Hey ONT!



One day we'll have an ONT with a comment section that more or less
follows the entire trajectory of the film, National Lampoon's Vacation.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)


It will be the gift that keeps on giving, Clark.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 03, 2020 10:12 PM (4I/2K)

69 In times of war any hole is a trench.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 03, 2020 10:12 PM (2N7oZ)

70
Band: List of universities in Fiji

Album: a horror of it in its proper context

Album cover: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy8yb5s2

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:12 PM (nUhF0)

71 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM



This claim about the evening is disputed...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2020 10:13 PM (J7U/R)

72 44 People may not realize the damage being done to their kids. If they did, more politicians would have extra holes in them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 10:08 PM (F6ytP)

Eh, some of those people are so scared they think they are saving their child's life. And I'll be a not small subset of them will eternally blame it on Trump.

Lets face it, God doesn't refer to people as sheep because it is empowering description, but because it is an accurate one.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (Ojki1)

73

My CD:

https://tinyurl.com/yxuquyt4

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (Jxyc/)

74 I have been trying to limit hearing anything about politics all day and it got me thinking. POTUS has been relatively quiet since the stolen election. We rarely see him and when I've seen him he seems very subdued. Almost like he wants to fade into the background and let things fall where they fall. It doesn't seem like the fighter we have seen for the past 4 years. He seems tired. I noticed it when the WH Christmas tree arrived. Flotus greeted the tree handlers alone. The past years both of them came out and even Baron came out to see the tree. He seems oddly quiet and subdued. I'm worried.

Posted by: megthered at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (SM/op)

75 Feds could step in on civil rights violations.
Two levels of culpability.


In Portland now, you can have a screaming methhead with a machete outside your house threatening your family, and the cops won't come unless someone is actually injured.

After all, it's not like the DA is going to prosecute...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (I2/tG)

76 Anyone else see the footage from Georgia? Fulton County poll workers caught cheating on CAMERA. You can tell Georgia is new at the cheating game, I'll bet you there is no video from Pennsylvania or Michigan.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (0tmoY)

77 Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 10:12 PM (8zGKp)

Still tinkering with Basilisk...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (87oRe)

78 good evening horde

Posted by: wing at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (JFzNN)

79 46 I do use Brave, thanks.

And the problem with Trump's lawsuits is that I don't think the legislatures and the courts have the balls to overturn The election "results", no matter how obviously fraudulent they are, and that's a fact. Where that leaves us as a nation and as citizens is a question I've been pondering for weeks now.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (PRK75)

80 Band name: Naval operations on Lake Garda (1866)
Album title: Cabbages had no pesticide residues
Album cover: https://tinyurl.com/y5x5mx5j

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

81 78 good evening horde
Posted by: wing at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (JFzNN)

Again with the unfounded assertions.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (nakwk)

82 Posted by: megthered >>>>>
So you missed his 45 minute speech yesterday then.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (r+sAi)

83
Seattle is considering a law that says that poor people, junkies, and homeless people can't be prosecuted for misdemeanors.

On a practical level, if this ordinance becomes law, it will effectively legalize an entire spectrum of misdemeanor crimes, including theft, assault, harassment, drug possession, property destruction, and indecent exposure.

Because gangbangers always file accurate tax returns...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2020 10:09 PM (I2/tG)

Eh, too bad they can't repeal the Good and Hard rules of reality cause they are a coming.

And my fucks to give barrel is empty.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (Ojki1)

84 Don't blow the margins. [CBD]

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (+lVUW)

85 Justice Alito has given PA until the 9th to respond to the suit filed by Kelly..

Really? The fucking NINTH!

Come on already

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (aR6C/)

86 Oh who did that?!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (zNpyh)

87 >>> And the problem with Trump's lawsuits is that I don't think the legislatures and the courts have the balls to overturn The election "results", no matter how obviously fraudulent they are, and that's a fact. Where that leaves us as a nation and as citizens is a question I've been pondering for weeks now.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (PRK75)

======

This^^^^^^^.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (4+gTH)

88 81 78 good evening horde
Posted by: wing at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (JFzNN)

Again with the unfounded assertions.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (nakwk


Sorry, Insom. We live in a world where the accusation is enough. Proof is no longer required.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (F6ytP)

89 And the problem with Trump's lawsuits is that I don't think the legislatures and the courts have the balls to overturn The election "results", no matter how obviously fraudulent they are, and that's a fact. Where that leaves us as a nation and as citizens is a question I've been pondering for weeks now.
Posted by: Weirddave


Same thing I've been saying. I don't believe they will throw out the fraudulent votes.

Been told I don't know what I'm talking about.

Kinda like when I said Barr wasn't going to do shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (S3Inb)

90 James O'Keefe said he is going to be releasing CNN tapes from now till Christmas.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (NpAcC)

91

Sad news from Puerto Rico. Iconic Dish at Arecibo Observatory Has Collapsed.


Fuckin aliens, man.


Charlie Sheen tried to warn us.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (Y8GVo)

92 Exciting news! I'm working on a candle with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for her new website!

Posted by: Gwenyth Paltrow at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (DMUuz)

93 your album cover goes well with your band name

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (nUhF0)

94 The one cheating GA poll worker was id'd at gateway pundit. I'm sure her life is about to become quite interesting.

Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (nzKWW)

95 *exits Barrel, stretches*

The Royal Suite in the Barrel is harrowing, but not soul scarring - thank God for little mercies.

LOL @ Mom vs. Dad.

Greetings, Horde!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (9hauA)

96 Nerdy Girl blowin the margins like a champ

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (F6ytP)

97 Maybe this is Alito's historical moment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (fLVm1)

98 Margins blown.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (S3Inb)

99 I'd like to know who the vote counters were.

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (l3+k2)

100 I. COULD. NOT. STOP. WATCHING. THE GEAR. VIDEO.

I tried but I couldn't stop.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (AiZBA)

101 Feds could step in on civil rights violations.
Two levels of culpability.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:11 PM (S3Inb)

No reasonable prosecutor...

Posted by: DOJ at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (Ojki1)

102 In Portland now, you can have a screaming methhead
with a machete outside your house threatening your family, and the cops
won't come unless someone is actually injured.



After all, it's not like the DA is going to prosecute...

Posted by: The ARC of History!



I f'ing guarantee if you and wife walk out onto the front lawn carrying weapons, the police WILL show and the prosecutor WILL charge you.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (r1z5A)

103 Posted by: megthered at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (SM/op)

What would you be like if you put your all into something, ground yourself down to the bone to do it, and then watched it get unfairly ripped away from you while the people who took it away laugh in your face, and most of your "friends" abandon you?

Now what if that came on the back of fighting for five straight years?

He's human. That's all I can read into it.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (Jxyc/)

104 93 that comment was for hogmartin

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (nUhF0)

105 The one cheating GA poll worker was id'd at gateway pundit. I'm sure her life is about to become quite interesting.
Posted by: Ward


Is she a white hat or a black hat?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:19 PM (S3Inb)

106 And the problem with Trump's lawsuits is that I don't think the legislatures and the courts have the balls to overturn The election "results", no matter how obviously fraudulent they are, and that's a fact. Where that leaves us as a nation and as citizens is a question I've been pondering for weeks now.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM


If substantial fraud is proven to have occurred in just one state, SCOTUS would be hard pressed *not* to call it in the all the battleground states...

Because appearances, and all that...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2020 10:19 PM (J7U/R)

107 I'm worried.
Posted by: megthered at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (SM/op)

did you watch his speech?

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:19 PM (nUhF0)

108 >> Doubt it.


Pray I'm wrong.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at


Real insightful analysis there fucko.

Have you anything other to say besides those things on every thread every day?

If you hope you are wrong but firmly believe you are right, maybe go find a hobby elsewhere?

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (aR6C/)

109 Charlie Sheen tried to warn us.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (Y8GVo)


As foretold in the prophecy.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (2N7oZ)

110 20 264 pounds of feminine pulchritude, right here bitchez!!!

*bbbrrrrrraaaaap*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States


And since she will never be president, the taxpayers won't have to cover the cost of a bigger chair for the Oval Office. Also, the secret service agents won't hurt their backs picking up her big ass when she falls down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

111 I'm sure it's good somewhere

Posted by: wing at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (JFzNN)

112 {{{Horde}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

113
Seattle is considering a law that says that poor people, junkies, and homeless people can't be prosecuted for misdemeanors.

--------

They'll love that until they're an embarrassment and get classified as besprizornye.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (BvLWD)

114 Hi, Ladyl

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

115 My bible must be different. 1 Cor 8:13 says "Wherefore, if meat scandalize my brother, I will never eat flesh, lest I should scandalize my brother."

Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (2BZBZ)

116 Thanks for the ONT.

Wasn't Belle Delphine like a youtube streamer or something?

Only pictures I have seen were way too Loli for my taste.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:03 PM (y7ppq)


Was and presumably still is. People get awfully worked up over her. Some hate her, for reasons I don't quite get.

She's a sign of the times, and I think she's mostly just trolling everyone. Has also become her own meme, in that people who want to defend her are labeled simps, and people who claim they don't like her are basically called lying simps.

She has her charms, no question about that. Don't get caught with her images on your hard drive, or her various pages bookmarked. Not because she's illegal or anything, but because you'll never live down the simp label.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (hku12)

117 94 The one cheating GA poll worker was id'd at gateway pundit. I'm sure her life is about to become quite interesting.
Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (nzKWW)

find her and flip her

but that would require someone in law enforcement who is on our side.

Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 10:21 PM (ojwvu)

118 Our doc says I have to quarantine until the 12th. Bleh.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:21 PM (zNpyh)

119 >>> Posted by: megthered >>>>>
So you missed his 45 minute speech yesterday then.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (r+sAi)

======

I think he looks tired. But he should be. With what he has had to fight on his own these past four years. But what do I know. I'm almost always wrong. Just ask the Mrs.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 10:21 PM (4+gTH)

120 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at December 03, 2020 10:21 PM (JFzNN)

121 @108
Looks like someone has got a case of the Thursdays.
You are not a great American.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:21 PM (ztzef)

122 Don't blow the margins. [CBD]

Posted by: Ahahaha at December 03, 2020 10:22 PM (IUMPI)

123 Shitter's full!

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 03, 2020 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

124 Royal Pronouncement

I am no longer your Queen, I am now your King. In fact, I have never been your Queen, and referring to any so-called past with me as Queen is a capital offense in our great kingdom royalrulerdom.

You may however refer to me as O Great King, Stunning and Brave, Forever May You Reign.

You may now continue your regularly scheduled activities.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)

125 Darling {{{Wing}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

126 Damn, I've gotten lucky twice tonight!

*lights Camel*

Posted by: Margins at December 03, 2020 10:22 PM (F6ytP)

127 And the problem with Trump's lawsuits is that I don't think the legislatures and the courts have the balls to overturn The election "results", no matter how obviously fraudulent they are, and that's a fact. Where that leaves us as a nation and as citizens is a question I've been pondering for weeks now.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (PRK75)

======

This^^^^^^^.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (4+gTH)
**************
There won't be enough of the majority to make a difference.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (NpAcC)

128 My bible must be different. 1 Cor 8:13 says
"Wherefore, if meat scandalize my brother, I will never eat flesh, lest I
should scandalize my brother."

Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (2BZBZ)


Drat.

Posted by: Elliot Page at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (2N7oZ)

129 >>Laura ingraham has Perdue and Kemp on for a Townhalll.
Posted by: redridinghood

Will Stacey Abrams be on so Kemp can demonstrate how he kisses her giant sized ass?

Posted by: Aviator at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (0FTCx)

130 Jordan61, hang in there! We are here for you to keep you company (and possibly annoy you, but still).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (9hauA)

131 Hi {{{Hogmartin}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

132 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)

LOL

A bit ridiculous though if you're not going to share your pronouns. Regressive.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (Jxyc/)

133 They'll love that until they're an embarrassment and get classified as besprizornye.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (BvLWD)

Wow. That is one that does not get many hits. When you have to come up with a name for hordes of orphans, that is a really bad fucking sign.

I hate commies. Hate them to the marrow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (y7ppq)

134 Same thing I've been saying. I don't believe they will throw out the fraudulent votes.

Been told I don't know what I'm talking about.

Kinda like when I said Barr wasn't going to do shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (S3Inb)

Careful or someone who has been following the Conservative Treehouse and is sure the indictments are moments away may passive aggressively swipe at you for your lack of fait, which is undermining the future from happening. If we all just believe hard enough, justice will appear from out of the DOJ.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (Ojki1)

135 {{{Horde}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM


{{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Associative Association, AoSHQ Claque at December 03, 2020 10:24 PM (DMUuz)

136 Truth Or Parody?

Truth. You never get thru if you're started off with "Traffic Lights".

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 10:24 PM (3fR4G)

137

Food channel pron:

Beat off Bobby Flay

Iron Chains Chef

Pioneer Woman Gangbang

Home With Giada's Tits

Diners, Drive-ins, and Dildo Bondage

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 03, 2020 10:24 PM (oX5MT)

138 >>> If you hope you are wrong but firmly believe you are right, maybe go find a hobby elsewhere?
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (aR6C/)

=====

You know who else did not allow wrong-think?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (4+gTH)

139 LOL

A bit ridiculous though if you're not going to share your pronouns. Regressive.
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (Jxyc/)

Um, my pronouns are in my nic, you impertinent soul. The fact that you could not recognize what they were makes you guilty of a thoughtcrime and you shall be punished aggressively.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

140 >>Same thing I've been saying. I don't believe they will throw out the fraudulent votes.

Been told I don't know what I'm talking about.

Kinda like when I said Barr wasn't going to do shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at December


So then you are here for....??

Because frankly dude, watching you post your negative shitz and then getting mad because "youre stupid to be positive" seems to me like you just enjoy fighting...for really no apparent reason than claim how right you are.

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (aR6C/)

141 Is she a white hat or a black hat?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:19 PM (S3Inb)

++++++++

It's more of a weave

Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (ojwvu)

142 Jordan61, hang in there! We are here for you to keep you company (and possibly annoy you, but still).
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (9hauA)

Thank you chique!

Son, on the other hand, is thrilled that he gets two paid weeks off work.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (zNpyh)

143 Band name: Naval operations on Lake Garda (1866)
Album title: Cabbages had no pesticide residues
Album cover: https://tinyurl.com/y5x5mx5j
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (t+qrx)


Given your band name and the picture, I'd say chop off the first two words, and you have an album title.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (hku12)

144 Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (hku12)

Huh. Seems odd that she would engender such strong emotions. She 'looks' creepy young. Like watching Leon: the Professional.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:26 PM (y7ppq)

145 find her and flip her



but that would require someone in law enforcement who is on our side.

Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 10:21 PM (ojwvu)


No, sorry, you have the wrong number. This is...9-1-2.

Posted by: Chief Wiggum at December 03, 2020 10:26 PM (2N7oZ)

146 Talk about sandy vaginas....

Sheesh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:26 PM (ztzef)

147 Evidently Kemp watched the hearings today.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2020 10:26 PM (NpAcC)

148 normalcy bias -
we are so used to the Left getting away with their BS crimes that we expect it

Trump does not have normalcy bias
Trump has winning bias

let us be more Trumpian

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:26 PM (nUhF0)

149 BREAKING:
Free Republic linking to a story that a woman named RUBY FREEMAN is identified as pulling said suitcase of ballots out during the "water pipe flood" at a Georgia ballot center.

She looks like a troll doll.

Google buried the story. DuckDuckGo has a link to it.

And what'll happen? Jack and Shit.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, I was born ready at December 03, 2020 10:26 PM (yx0HS)

150 I want the names and addresses of every crooked election official published. Yeah. doxxed.

Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2020 10:26 PM (2BZBZ)

151 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y2eqj7mu

https://tinyurl.com/y33zhuxh

https://tinyurl.com/y5zqegds

https://tinyurl.com/yy85xtsh

https://tinyurl.com/yxgwg6c6

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2020 10:27 PM (qAR6u)

152 I like Lolitas

Posted by: Humbert Humbert at December 03, 2020 10:27 PM (2BZBZ)

153 So then you are here for....??

Because frankly dude, watching you post your negative shitz and then getting mad because "youre stupid to be positive" seems to me like you just enjoy fighting...for really no apparent reason than claim how right you are.
Posted by: BlackToothGrin


Put up or shut up one trick pony.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:27 PM (S3Inb)

154 Public service announcement:

Hear ye, hear ye!

People are allowed to have divergent opinions on a future event that, by definition, has not yet happened, so let's all take a chill pill.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:27 PM (9hauA)

155 Kemp is an asshole weasel.

Posted by: Aviator at December 03, 2020 10:28 PM (0FTCx)

156 She has her charms, no question about that. Don't get caught with her images on your hard drive, or her various pages bookmarked. Not because she's illegal or anything, but because you'll never live down the simp label.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (hku12)

Meh, someone openly trading her looks for money. It isn't like thousands of people don't do this everyday, most just don't have a broad enough appeal to have flock of people give them attention/money. (Said after doing a search as I'd never heard of her before now, cause I barely us Twatter anymore)

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:28 PM (Ojki1)

157 (aR6C/) seems rather coprophagic this evening.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 10:28 PM (DMUuz)

158 So then you are here for....??

Because frankly dude, watching you post your negative shitz and then getting mad because "youre stupid to be positive" seems to me like you just enjoy fighting...for really no apparent reason than claim how right you are.
Posted by: BlackToothGrin



Put up or shut up. Where's the arrests? Where's the indictments?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:28 PM (S3Inb)

159 118 Our doc says I have to quarantine until the 12th. Bleh.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:21 PM (zNpyh)

My advice is to start drinking heavily.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

160 So - people magazine writer Virginia Chamlee, self proclaimed and aptly self-named "thrift nut,' writes about the 'bizarre appearance' of the blonde lady with the glasses at Michigan voter fraud hearing that testified about the theft she saw. You can google Ms. Chamlee and see her Instagram profile, which truthfully portrays an empty headed twenty-something year old with heavy manbrows, chlorinated low pressure hair and leather shirt attire whose main characteristic would be the lack of self-awareness. Bizarre appearance indeed.

Her piece is full of the usual unthinking smug, twenty-something, MSM speak involving anything Trump such as:
"debunked!," "no evidence!", and of course "bizarre!" - which seems to be Ms. Chamlee's 'go to' line when something isn't vintage or thrifty, apparently.

This is the silt that the MSM drags up from the bottom - an unthinking, immature slag who can't think for herself while conjuring up every talking point she was given by her editor to write about.

In short, Ms. Chamlee is unemployable outside media copy work and walking the streets at night. The article is complete offensive to anyone with common sense and a rudimentary knowledge of grammar.

Ms. Chamlee is sign post on the way to Idiocracy. In that small regard, she serves a purpose.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 10:29 PM (w2LAm)

161 >>> Because frankly dude, watching you post your negative shitz and then getting mad because "youre stupid to be positive" seems to me like you just enjoy fighting...for really no apparent reason than claim how right you are.
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (aR6C/)

=======

Hahahaha. Grow up.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 10:29 PM (4+gTH)

162 In Portland now, you can have a screaming methhead with a machete outside your house threatening your family, and the cops won't come unless someone is actually injured.

After all, it's not like the DA is going to prosecute...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (I2/tG)

That's what suppressors are for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 10:29 PM (mzC78)

163 Apparently the Michigan AG says the witnesses are supposed to file police reports

Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2020 10:29 PM (abOpZ)

164 Russian Cyberpunk Farm

https://youtu.be/8HZ4DnVfWYQ

(its an alien ship, we took it apart for for metal)

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2020 10:29 PM (WyVLE)

165 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yyp3nmnn

https://tinyurl.com/yy66ftla

https://tinyurl.com/y3ccya4e

https://tinyurl.com/y67fayls

https://tinyurl.com/y6znlt4j

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2020 10:29 PM (qAR6u)

166 And what'll happen? Jack and Shit.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, I was born ready


Any GA voter, willing to state under oath they voted for Trump can sue her personally as depriving them of their civil rights.

OJ beat the murder rap, but lost the Civil case.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:29 PM (LPnfS)

167 Given your band name and the picture, I'd say chop off the first two words, and you have an album title.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (hku12)


I don't think I'd listen to it, though.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:30 PM (t+qrx)

168 Um, my pronouns are in my nic, you impertinent soul. The fact that you could not recognize what they were makes you guilty of a thoughtcrime and you shall be punished aggressively.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

The Barrel changes a man. Woman. Whatever.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)

169 The dilapidated structure underpinning the Arecibo dish was an expensive, worsening problem. And obsolete. And no chatty E.T's. VLBI works better.

Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2020 10:30 PM (RuIsu)

170 124 Royal Pronouncement

I am no longer your Queen, I am now your King. In fact, I have never been your Queen, and referring to any so-called past with me as Queen is a capital offense in our great kingdom royalrulerdom.

You may however refer to me as O Great King, Stunning and Brave, Forever May You Reign.

You may now continue your regularly scheduled activities.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)

Ah, that is why you glorious plan for the future is written on stone tablets but the part for the past is written on an etch-a-sketch. Saves printing cost my liege.

*SHakes*

Updating now.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (Ojki1)

171 Anyone seen Danny Zuko? He was going to bring me some smokes.

Posted by: Sandy Vajeen at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (fLVm1)

172 my album cover is nice

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (nUhF0)

173 Kemp has some nice boots on. Probably bought with Dominion money.

Posted by: Aviator at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (0FTCx)

174 This is textbook conspiracy and could be easily prosecuted under the RICO act.

***


If you seize the electronic communication of everyone involved for the time period in which the fraud happened I guarantee you'll get all the evidence you need.


Way too many people involved to maintain opsec...

But apparently the communication of election officials on election night in a contested election is more important to keep private then say, oh presidential diplomatic calls to foreign leaders.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (qlFIA)

175 44 People may not realize the damage being done to their kids. If they did, more politicians would have extra holes in them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


How can they not realize it? I don't even have children and I know that isolating them from other children is bad. And don't get me started on what this is doing to kids from homes where parents are abusive, neglectful, or addicts. Yeah, remote learning is great for them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

176 The Barrel changes a man. Woman. Whatever.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)

I think she is saying she still identifies as a woman, but wants to be called 'King.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (y7ppq)

177 That Queen/Slick Willie guy looks like the old Cracker Jack commercial guy, Jack Gifford.

Posted by: Mercenary13 at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (VeXPe)

178 ..They had compiled a proposal to repair it, but then a 2nd/3rd cable broke and it became too dangerous to attempt a repair.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:06 PM (LPnfS)



Stupidest structural failure, damn near ever.

The Golden Gate Bridge also uses suspension cables, which have been in service now for what, damn near 100 years. They get never-ending corrosion control, wire-brushing, rust chipping, and new paint, year after year after year.

Fact is, the painting on the Golden Gate Bridge never stops. Once they get from one side to the other, from top to bottom, then they start right over from scratch, and do it all again.

The suspended instruments over the dish in Puerto Rico didn't have to die, but they were doomed by the curse of Deferred Maintenance. Which, in that Territory, translates loosely as "no fuckin' maintenance at all."

If they had received a similar upkeep routine to the Golden Gate, that suspended structure would have remained fit, sound and ready to receive every new digital or optical upgrade which science and engineering could imagine, for decades to come.

Manana Culture ain't quite as evil as Inashalla, but the destructive results can certainly be.. indistinguishable, one from another.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (QzJWU)

179 Ah, that is why you glorious plan for the future is written on stone tablets but the part for the past is written on an etch-a-sketch. Saves printing cost my liege.

*SHakes*

Updating now.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (Ojki1)

This person gets it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (9hauA)

180 Maybe this is Alito's historical moment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (fLVm1)
--------------------------------


Please.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (oGBso)

181
Wow. That is one that does not get many hits. When you have to come up with a name for hordes of orphans, that is a really bad fucking sign.

I hate commies. Hate them to the marrow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (y7ppq)

--------

It gets worse when you consider the implication. These children were orphaned when the Communists murdered or starved their parents. When they queued up at the track sidings in sufficient numbers that they began dying in large numbers they became a specifically-named criminal class tagged for mass deportation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (BvLWD)

182 And now I have to retask the kanal zeks to sanding and recarving the pylons and obelisks...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (nakwk)

183 Gilford.

Posted by: Mercenary13 at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (VeXPe)

184 @158
Don't worry man, Biden's AG Sally Yates is going to make sure Durham's work continues unmolested and un-interfered with, they're not going to fire Durham.

Ok, I was just bullshitting, of course they are going to fire Durham maybe on day one.

You know, pull the band aid off, quick and easy, no muss, no fuss.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (ztzef)

185 kbdabear

I lost my soul to a ginger ... bread man cookie from Walkers.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (LPnfS)

186 Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (hku12)

Huh. Seems odd that she would engender such strong emotions. She 'looks' creepy young. Like watching Leon: the Professional.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:26 PM (y7ppq)


It strikes me as odd, that we live in a timeline that features all the screeching harpies, the #metoos and Belle Delphine in it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (hku12)

187 >>You know who else did not allow wrong-think?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December

"Allow wrong think"

Im suggesting the perpetually angry who always have to start shit maybe find something else to do.

I think thats a fair assessment.
Many here i think would agree.

Entire threads have been hijacked because one of the resident cantankerous windbags starts beating their chest.

I come here for information and hope.

This could very well be the end of this blog if Biden gets in. Couldnt we at least enjoy it more instead of picking fights with some of mpre positive people here?

Dont think im asking all that much honestly

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (aR6C/)

188 Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (aR6C/)



New mook or old?

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

189 I think she is saying she still identifies as a woman, but wants to be called 'King.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (y7ppq)

I would have you know that I identify as an airy soul. However, your ignorance shall be forgiven just this once.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (9hauA)

190 is Elliot Page's wife officially not a lesbian anymore?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (qlFIA)

191 152 I like Lolitas
Posted by: Humbert Humbert at December 03, 2020 10:27 PM (2BZBZ)

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I think I'll have me one of those red-headed Yolandas.

Posted by: Sen. Geary at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (fLVm1)

192 Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 10:29 PM (w2LAm)

+++++

There are two words the media like to use whenever a conservative wins an argument. They always report that the speaker was either "bizarre" or "unhinged."

Every. single. time.

And when you know to look for it, it becomes almost laughable how often it happens.

Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (ojwvu)

193 I don't know, Margo!

Posted by: Todd at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (4I/2K)

194 {{{Jordan}}}

Do you have the 'rona?

Or just exposed to it?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

195 "This is textbook conspiracy and could be easily prosecuted under the RICO act."

Gee, I think I know someone with experience in this area.
A certain Rudy...former mayor of NYC, hmm...

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (w7KSn)

196 Given your band name and the picture, I'd say chop off the first two words, and you have an album title.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (hku12)

I don't think I'd listen to it, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:30 PM (t+qrx)


It can't be worse than anything Phish ever released.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (hku12)

197 I still feel like the FNM needs to be pressured to tell the truth. Not sure how to apply the pressure but the FNM is why the commiecrats might get away with the election steal. FNM do still have a huge megaphone so when they spew lies and bury facts the mildly good guys are scared to stand up for justice.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (Aashi)

198 I would make an album but I am really bad at technology in general and technology with pictures in particular.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (946rW)

199 194 {{{Jordan}}}

Do you have the 'rona?

Or just exposed to it?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

Whoa, who exposed who to what, now?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (nakwk)

200 CAPTCHA has become part of the Google collective.

Break them up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (7DzWP)

201 Because frankly dude, watching you post your negative shitz and then getting mad because "youre stupid to be positive" seems to me like you just enjoy fighting...for really no apparent reason than claim how right you are.
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (aR6C/)


And you are?.......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (5eQqR)

202 196 Given your band name and the picture, I'd say chop off the first two words, and you have an album title.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (hku12)

I don't think I'd listen to it, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:30 PM (t+qrx)


It can't be worse than anything Phish ever released.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (hku12)

You'd have started the first track twelve years ago and still be listening to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (nakwk)

203 "I f'ing guarantee if you and wife walk out onto the front lawn carrying weapons, the police WILL show and the prosecutor WILL charge you."

That's why you hide in the bushes on the side of the house and pick them off, starting with the rear.

Posted by: Sgt. Alvin York at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (2BZBZ)

204 It gets worse when you consider the implication. These children were orphaned when the Communists murdered or starved their parents. When they queued up at the track sidings in sufficient numbers that they began dying in large numbers they became a specifically-named criminal class tagged for mass deportation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (BvLWD)

If you had one bullet to spend on a historical monster, which one would it be?

I want to say Marx or Lenin. Stalin might have been able to accrue power still, but I doubt he would have been able to do it without Lenin paving the way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (y7ppq)

205

I think the only question in regards to public education in 2020, is public education useless in general or only for remote learning?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (qlFIA)

206 There are two words the media like to use whenever a conservative wins
an argument. They always report that the speaker was either "bizarre" or
"unhinged."



Every. single. time.



New AP Stylebook?

Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (babsD)

207 That Queen/Slick Willie guy looks like the old Cracker Jack commercial guy, Jack Gifford.
Posted by: Mercenary13


T'anks for that.

I could not remember his name.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (LPnfS)

208 Seattle is considering a law that says that poor people, junkies, and homeless people can't be prosecuted for misdemeanors.

Posted by: The ARC of History!


I feel bad for any conservatives left in Seattle, but if this goes through the liberals there will get exactly what they deserve. By the way, they don't actually need a law, they can just tell the police to back off, and the prosecutors can decide to not prosecute. I'd bet money they're already heading down that road without any law on the books.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

209 {{{Jordan}}}

Do you have the 'rona?

Or just exposed to it?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

Hubs has it.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:36 PM (zNpyh)

210 Don't worry man, Biden's AG Sally Yates is going to
make sure Durham's work continues unmolested and un-interfered with,
they're not going to fire Durham.

Ok, I was just bullshitting, of course they are going to fire Durham maybe on day one.

You know, pull the band aid off, quick and easy, no muss, no fuss.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (ztzef)

They will not be able to do anything as they were not elected.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 10:36 PM (946rW)

211 Because frankly dude, watching you post your negative shitz and then getting mad because "youre stupid to be positive" seems to me like you just enjoy fighting...for really no apparent reason than claim how right you are.
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (aR6C/)


And you are?.......
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


A sycophant of Steiner.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:36 PM (S3Inb)

212 Funny, my tractor dealer said there has been an unexpected run on back hoes since November 3. Go figure?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (87oRe)

213 If they had received a similar upkeep routine to the Golden Gate, that suspended structure would have remained fit, sound and ready to receive every new digital or optical upgrade which science and engineering could imagine, for decades to come.
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (QzJWU)


True, but commenter Some rat in the swamp is right (I think) - there's nothing that One Big Dish can do that can't be done better with a very wide array of smaller ones.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

214 Jordan61, how's the hubby doing?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (9hauA)

215 There is more than enough direct and circumstantial evidence to overturn the election results in at least 5 states.

But... It's all out of our hands, it's all out of Trumps hands really, it's in the hands of the legislatures and the SCOTUS if cases ever get to them, will they do the right thing?

Doubt it; Pray I'm wrong.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:05 PM (ztzef)


=============


It's hard to say. I suspect that once ONE state flips, others will follow. Essentially, we only need three, as long as two of them are PA, GA, or MI, although PA, AZ, WI would also work.

You also hear that the legislators' phones are ringing off the hook. That, plus demonstrations, could do it.

Really, the fraud is so blindingly obvious, it's just their JOB to do it, and would till be if they were Dems. It's just that they'd be doing something unusual, and they're afraid of the gaslighting media.


We need to make them afraid of their VOTERS.


Somebody made a comment here about an hour ago that sounds like PA might be starting to take the Big Step. AZ sounded promising. GA sounds like they had quite the bombshell today. PA+GA+AZ = 20+16+11 = 47. Far more than the 38 Trump needs.

So if PA follows through, and AZ and GA follow their lead, we can start bitching about getting the DoJ and FBI to get after these traitors, and lynch them, instead of this election outrage.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (hOOi9)

216 It strikes me as odd, that we live in a timeline that features all the screeching harpies, the #metoos and Belle Delphine in it.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (hku12)

Indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (y7ppq)

217 I have the 'rona.
You have the 'rona.
He she it has the 'rona.

We have the 'rona.
You have the 'rona.
They have the 'rona.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (nakwk)

218 >>> How can they not realize it? I don't even have children and I know that isolating them from other children is bad. And don't get me started on what this is doing to kids from homes where parents are abusive, neglectful, or addicts. Yeah, remote learning is great for them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

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I have one left in school. And as I have mentioned before, I've butted heads with our principals. The people that spend 7-8 hours a day with our kids. The ones that are supposed to be "experts" with yoots. And they have no effing clue what they are doing to our kids. I used to be an educator, so I have qualms in saying "those who can't, teach."

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (4+gTH)

219 And don't get me started on what this is doing to kids from homes where parents are abusive, neglectful, or addicts. Yeah, remote learning is great for them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
-------------------------

There was a class of 8 year olds on a zoom class meeting, where one of the little girls was sexually assaulted by her uncle on camera. The other kids started shouting about it, the teacher did not see it first. Teacher then saw it and ordered the other kids to disconnect, eventually the cops were called and the uncle was arrested a couple days later.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (oGBso)

220 As happy as I normally am to shit on Puerto Rico, I don't see how they can be blamed for Aricebo. It's run by the National Science Foundation, an independent US agency, with an annual budget in the billions.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (H5knJ)

221 I'm almost always wrong. Just ask the Mrs.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 10:21 PM (4+gTH)


LOL!

I was always wrong, just ask the ex.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (ldL4g)

222
I want to say Marx or Lenin. Stalin might have been able to accrue power still, but I doubt he would have been able to do it without Lenin paving the way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (y7ppq)

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Lenin. Stalin would have remained a two-bit runaway shitheel, robbing banks until he took a bullet in the face from the Okhrana, without that little asshole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (BvLWD)

223 True on mom vs dad.
Arecibo was special because it was the only one that could also broadcast radar signals.

Posted by: KungPow at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (65VEA)

224 Team Trump announced after the Georgia hearing they have a Ware County
Georgia Dominion machine, and have posted their findings based off one.
128k votes flipped from Trump to Biden.

---

Bigger than Enigma if it pans out.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (kOpft)

225 I saw Impertinence open for Temerity, Indy Auditorium, 1980

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (1vynn)

226 I want to say Marx or Lenin. Stalin might have been
able to accrue power still, but I doubt he would have been able to do it
without Lenin paving the way.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (y7ppq)

Lenin and Trotsky would both have to go.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (946rW)

227
This could very well be the end of this blog if
Biden gets in. Couldnt we at least enjoy it more instead of picking
fights with some of mpre positive people here?



Dont think im asking all that much honestly

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (aR6C/)

but you are, you are asking people to see things the same way you do. And if they don't, they should leave. I think it is too much to be honest.


Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (bPvlX)

228
You lockdown people have NO IDEA what damage you are doing to an entire generation.

ABC radio news just said the latest ronasurge is the worst of the entire pandemic!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (63Dwl)

229 One bullet? An argument could be made for Gavrilo Princep.

We might have doged three monsters: Lenin, Stalin, and Hitler.

Posted by: butch at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (cHvOo)

230 ordan61, how's the hubby doing?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (9hauA)

He's fine. His sense of smell is coming back a little. Every day he gets a bottle of vinegar out of the pantry and takes a big whiff. He's such a dork.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (zNpyh)

231 Teacher then saw it and ordered the other kids to disconnect, eventually the cops were called and the uncle was arrested a couple days later.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (oGBso)

--------

Sweet. I see the makings of a Hallmark Holiday Classic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 10:39 PM (fLVm1)

232 If you had one bullet to spend on a historical monster, which one would it be?



Sadly, this is the best timeline the timetraveling Mossad agents could deliver.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

233 I'd bet money they're already heading down that road without any law on the books.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)


Nowadays, "Laws on the books" actually be more like very flexible guidelines, nerdygirl!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 10:39 PM (87oRe)

234 >>Put up or shut up. Where's the arrests? Where's the indictments?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:28 PM (S3Inb)

Immediately starts a fight... nice job.

Look guy Im not saying dont be mad. Just be mad at the right people. Nobody here was cheering for the last 4 years whole we watched PDT and Flynn get persecuted.

Again, a fair assessment and request.

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:39 PM (aR6C/)

235 I don't think I'd listen to it, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:30 PM (t+qrx)

It can't be worse than anything Phish ever released.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:34 PM (hku12)

You'd have started the first track twelve years ago and still be listening to it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (nakwk)


But just the first few minutes, because that's when the record started skipping and nobody noticed.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2020 10:39 PM (t+qrx)

236 Stupidest structural failure, damn near ever.

I'm going with the FIU bridge collapse for that title.

It killed people.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (LPnfS)

237 > As happy as I normally am to shit on Puerto Rico, I don't see how they can be blamed for Aricebo. It's run by the National Science Foundation, an independent US agency, with an annual budget in the billions.

Yet couldn't tie a knot to keep their antenna up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (3H9h1)

238 I have the 'rona.
You have the 'rona.
He she it has the 'rona.

We have the 'rona.
You have the 'rona.
They have the 'rona.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM



Now do Latin...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (J7U/R)

239 ABC radio news just said the latest ronasurge is the worst of the entire pandemic!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (63Dwl)

----------

Forget shoveling snow. You're going to be shoveling corpses off the driveway just to back out the car.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (fLVm1)

240 And don't get me started on what this is doing to kids from homes where parents are abusive, neglectful, or addicts. Yeah, remote learning is great for them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

I can tell you from firsthand experience it sucks, and that didn't even come close to some of the horror stories one hears from time to time. All this shit is going to do heavy, long-lasting damage.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)

241 Ms. Chamlee is sign post on the way to Idiocracy. In that small regard, she serves a purpose.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 10:29 PM (w2LAm)

She's got a set of jaws on her. Looks like she could browse on spruce boughs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (mzC78)

242 also consider what seeing masks instead of faces is doing to early childhood development

we are probably raising a generation of serial killers or somethung

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (nUhF0)

243 Lenin. Stalin would have remained a two-bit runaway shitheel, robbing banks until he took a bullet in the face from the Okhrana, without that little asshole.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (BvLWD)

Yeah, but if you had two? I'd cap Marx and Engels. Kill the tree at the root. Make some other assholes come up with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:41 PM (y7ppq)

244 There are a few 'rons and 'ettes in Seattle and the west side. The commies there are going to run good people out and then rule.
What was that about, "Rather reign in Hell than serve in Heaven"?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 03, 2020 10:41 PM (Drr5h)

245
He's fine. His sense of smell is coming back a little. Every day he gets a bottle of vinegar out of the pantry and takes a big whiff. He's such a dork.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (zNpyh)

LOL. Glad to know he's doing well.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 10:41 PM (9hauA)

246 I noticed a couple of articles on gateway don't have a comment section. It must have gotten feisty.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 03, 2020 10:41 PM (NXGjq)

247 @205
Public education has gotten progressively worse since the 70's, once they started re-imagining and re-inventing education every 5 to 10 years it has led us closer to where we are, a completely dysfunctional system of mal-education and anti-American indoctrination.

If you look at a chart of standardized test scores and money spent on schooling, you will see test scores remaining absolutely flat to slightly lower but with an accompanied logarithmic increase in spending.

The US educational system is simply garbage, like most of our culture and society.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:41 PM (ztzef)

248 229 One bullet? An argument could be made for Gavrilo Princep.

We might have doged three monsters: Lenin, Stalin, and Hitler.
Posted by: butch at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (cHvOo)

Good answer!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:41 PM (y7ppq)

249 I wonder if Elliot Page would be better off publicly naming all the Hollywood folks who molested Ellen Page to the point where she had to end her life and become someone else.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 03, 2020 10:41 PM (Wm5SB)

250 Absent Lenin or Marx, Russia ends up with a somewhat free government in 1918 and industrialization without mass murder ramps up after the war.


Germany doesn't start WWII because France and Russia are still close allies and communism never becomes a thing.


Hitler fails out of favor when the Germany economy has a second crash thanks to his short sited economic policies.


The 20th century sees the US/British relationship weaken as the US favors the various non-communist independence movements which mostly achieve success peacefully. But this never descends into war as neither side wants it to.


There is no Mao on China or communist in NK or Cambodia.


Standards of living world wide dwarf what they were in our actual history.




Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:42 PM (qlFIA)

251

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo showed off what he called a "box of vaccines" during his press briefing Thursday - only to later clarify it was just a mock up.

The governor smirked and made a joke about Christmas presents as he pulled out the package from New York-based drugmaker Pfizer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

252 {{{Commissar}}}

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 10:42 PM (9hauA)

253 119 >>> Posted by: megthered >>>>>
So you missed his 45 minute speech yesterday then.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 10:16 PM (r+sAi)

======

I think he looks tired. But he should be. With what he has had to fight on his own these past four years. But what do I know. I'm almost always wrong. Just ask the Mrs.

*********************************
I saw part of the speech and that's where I thought he looked tired. He has worked so hard for so long and everyone he thought had his back has turned on him. We are all he has left. He knows we would do anything he asked, but he won't put us in any jeopardy. He has to let things play out and I think the lack of control is killing him.

Posted by: megthered at December 03, 2020 10:42 PM (SM/op)

254 She has her charms, no question about that. Don't get caught with her images on your hard drive, or her various pages bookmarked. Not because she's illegal or anything, but because you'll never live down the simp label.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:20 PM (hku12)

Meh, someone openly trading her looks for money. It isn't like thousands of people don't do this everyday, most just don't have a broad enough appeal to have flock of people give them attention/money. (Said after doing a search as I'd never heard of her before now, cause I barely us Twatter anymore)
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:28 PM (Ojki1)


Of course, if I keep this up I'll sound like I'm defending her, which I'm not ("I'm not a simp, YOU are!"). The thing is, she's pretty obviously trolling everyone, including the simps who follow her.

The whole bathwater gag was almost what one might call brilliant satire.

And now she's planning to do a "real" pron scene/movie?

Depending on how that goes, either she IS just a whore, or she's going to find a way to turn this into a Barnum and Bailey level con.

I remember years ago, when Sarah Silverman was still sorta fresh, she was getting a lot of buzz, and people said she wasn't all that funny, she was just cashing in on her looks. At the time I thought, "Nah, she knows the jokes she's telling, or the zingers she's flinging at others, aren't that funny or clever, but that's the joke! That she's a cute girl, and you'll laugh at her crappy comedy."

Well, fast forward, and it seems she really WASN'T very funny at all, and there was no meta level to it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:43 PM (hku12)

255 236 Stupidest structural failure, damn near ever.

I'm going with the FIU bridge collapse for that title.

It killed people.
Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (LPnfS)

But it was diverse and empowering. Results shouldn't take away from that.

Posted by: Diversity Council at December 03, 2020 10:43 PM (Ojki1)

256 229 One bullet? An argument could be made for Gavrilo Princep.

We might have doged three monsters: Lenin, Stalin, and Hitler.
Posted by: butch at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (cHvOo)

I was thinking the same thing. What if the Archduke hadn't been assassinated? Quite possibly no WW1, thus no Hitler, thus no WW2...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:43 PM (nakwk)

257 I didn't come out too badly in the game:

Band Name: Manuel Deluchi
Album Title: The Viewpoint of My Protagonist
Album Art: Moon Rising Over Twillingate

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 03, 2020 10:43 PM (YPZzQ)

258 You could catch Marx at Engels' house mooching a meal and kill both with the one bullet.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 10:43 PM (yQpMk)

259 I have the 'rona.
You have the 'rona.
He she it has the 'rona.

We have the 'rona.
You have the 'rona.
They have the 'rona.
Posted by: Insomniac


Worst ice cream jingle, EVAH ...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:43 PM (LPnfS)

260 also consider what seeing masks instead of faces is doing to early childhood development



we are probably raising a generation of serial killers or somethung

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (nUhF0)

certainly they will identify with the outlaws in the Old West movies.

Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 10:43 PM (bPvlX)

261 Maybe a science-minded Moron can tell me, what the dish still providing useful information, or was it obsolete?



I think because of the syncronization of many small dishes, it was obsolete.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

If you mean the Very Large Array in New Mexico, then I think you are right.

The dish at Arecibo was a remarkable instrument in its day, but it was limited in how it could aimed across the sky.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2020 10:43 PM (ZCiJZ)

262 Did Hallmark ever make the LBTQ Christmas movie the left was trying to force them to make?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:43 PM (qlFIA)

263 238 I have the 'rona.
You have the 'rona.
He she it has the 'rona.

We have the 'rona.
You have the 'rona.
They have the 'rona.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM



Now do Latin...
Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (J7U/R)

Latin's dead, Zet. Latin's dead.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:44 PM (nakwk)

264 If you had one bullet to spend on a historical monster, which one would it be?

==

I'd do a risk analysis on several candidates
FDR might be on my list

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:44 PM (nUhF0)

265 Hi Jordan
Glad hubs is feeling better.
Now, you need to not catch it.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 03, 2020 10:44 PM (Drr5h)

266 >>but you are, you are asking people to see things the same way you do. And if they don't, they should leave. I think it is too much to be honest.


Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (

Nope. You didnt understand

I am requesting that the chest beating and fighting stop. Think whatever the fuck you want just dont start a fight over it. What makes us different from the leftists is we dont start fights with whom we disagree with. I really dont know how much more clear i could be. Anyways... this would be why i usually brows this site with ctrl-F

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:44 PM (aR6C/)

267 Is it just me, or are Captchas getting worse? I've had a couple over the
past month or so that required me to do, no lie, 6 or 7 of them before I
could proceed.

I think blog owners etc. can set the difficulty level. If not, then Insty's has been great to me for my last week of sign-ins.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2020 10:44 PM (UDapT)

268
I've always wanted to time-murder Michel Foucault.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 10:44 PM (BvLWD)

269 I. COULD. NOT. STOP. WATCHING. THE GEAR. VIDEO.

I tried but I couldn't stop.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (AiZBA)

He's going to need a bigger, longer lasting battery.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 10:44 PM (2DOZq)

270 >>> 250 Absent Lenin or Marx, Russia ends up with a somewhat free government in 1918 and industrialization without mass murder ramps up after the war.

Germany doesn't start WWII because France and Russia are still close allies and communism never becomes a thing.

Hitler fails out of favor when the Germany economy has a second crash thanks to his short sited economic policies.

The 20th century sees the US/British relationship weaken as the US favors the various non-communist independence movements which mostly achieve success peacefully. But this never descends into war as neither side wants it to.

There is no Mao on China or communist in NK or Cambodia.

Standards of living world wide dwarf what they were in our actual history.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:42 PM (qlFIA)


That would leave the mideast which has always been in turmoil.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (l6b3d)

271
I can tell you from firsthand experience it sucks, and that didn't even come close to some of the horror stories one hears from time to time. All this shit is going to do heavy, long-lasting damage.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)

Damaged people are easier to control/manipulate/less of a threat , so win-win for our overlords.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (Ojki1)

272 If that cat had nine lives, he just spent 'em all.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (4I/2K)

273 This could very well be the end of this blog if
Biden gets in. Posted by: BlackToothGrin

In the 17 years or so I've read this blog the only thing that changes now and then are the piano man and some of the regular crowd wandering in.

It survived the end of gwb's reign, 8 years of Obama and 5 years of TDS, I think most can scroll past comments that aren't their cup of tea.

Posted by: old chick at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (sOete)

274 All this shit is going to do heavy, long-lasting damage.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)


Act locally, think globally...

Destroy the next American generation...

Almost like there's a plan!

Nah, that's just crazy talk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (87oRe)

275 I can't imagine what goes through someone's head when they'd want to buy a condom someone else used.


ICK.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (qlFIA)

276
{{{Ladyl}}}

Hubs has it.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at December 03, 2020 10:36 PM (zNpyh)


Poor guy.

Tell him the Horde sends its love.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

277 ABC radio news just said the latest ronasurge is the worst of the entire pandemic!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.




Wooohoooo!!! Fire up the suicide booths!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:46 PM (r1z5A)

278 Fact is, the painting on the Golden Gate Bridge never stops. Once they get from one side to the other, from top to bottom, then they start right over from scratch, and do it all again.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (QzJWU)


Hold my bridge deck.

Posted by: Mackinac Bridge at December 03, 2020 10:46 PM (S8ePJ)

279 Um, my pronouns are in my nic, you impertinent soul. The fact that you could not recognize what they were makes you guilty of a thoughtcrime and you shall be punished aggressively.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Your/Majesty/X) at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

Don't I feel stupid.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 10:46 PM (Jxyc/)

280 >>> 269 I. COULD. NOT. STOP. WATCHING. THE GEAR. VIDEO.

I tried but I couldn't stop.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2020 10:18 PM (AiZBA)

He's going to need a bigger, longer lasting battery.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 10:44 PM (2DOZq)


I was waiting for him to switch ends.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 10:46 PM (l6b3d)

281 242 also consider what seeing masks instead of faces is doing to early childhood development

we are probably raising a generation of serial killers or somethung
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (nUhF0)

Plus side if they live in Seattle that won't even be a crime in 10 years so long as they pick the "right" targets, so no criminal record to weigh them down.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:46 PM (Ojki1)

282 Hello all. Well it has been proclaimed - we are working from again starting Monday. And I have a stressful conference call with state regulators on Tuesday afternoon. So am stressed already and want to start drinking. Fuckity.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM (Nyumu)

283 Yo tengo la rona
Tu tienes la rona,
El, ella, usted tiene la rona

Nosotros tenemos la rona
Vosotros teneis la rona
Ellos, ellas, ustedes tienen la rona

There. Spanish is a Romance language, best I could do on short notice.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)

284 Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (ztzef)

Is it possible for you to be just a little bit less of a raging asshole for...oh...five comments?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM (xT2tT)

285 Working from home again.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM (Nyumu)

286 >>> If you look at a chart of standardized test scores and money spent on schooling, you will see test scores remaining absolutely flat to slightly lower but with an accompanied logarithmic increase in spending.

=====

In my kid's school, you are allowed to retake a test. The exact same test. Then the school brags about how impressive our district's scores are.

When I was in HS, if you missed school on a test day, when you returned you were given a different test then one given when you were gone, to insure you don't get the answers from a buddy.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM (4+gTH)

287 That would leave the mideast which has always been in turmoil.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (l6b3d)


Funny that!

Posted by: Mohammed Muhamet Mohammered at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM (87oRe)

288 275 I can't imagine what goes through someone's head when they'd want to buy a condom someone else used.


ICK.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (qlFIA)

----------

What if a famous person signed it?

It could be a great investment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM (fLVm1)

289 247 @205
Public education has gotten progressively worse since the 70's, once they started re-imagining and re-inventing education every 5 to 10 years it has led us closer to where we are, a completely dysfunctional system of mal-education and anti-American indoctrination.

If you look at a chart of standardized test scores and money spent on schooling, you will see test scores remaining absolutely flat to slightly lower but with an accompanied logarithmic increase in spending.

The US educational system is simply garbage, like most of our culture and society.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:41 PM (ztzef)

Was suppose to help my nephew with his Common Core math bullshit Tuesday. I got him to find the answer with pencil and paper and real math.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (Ojki1)

290 Fact is, the painting on the Golden Gate Bridge never stops. Once they get from one side to the other, from top to bottom, then they start right over from scratch, and do it all again.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (QzJWU)


Hold my bridge deck.
Posted by: Mackinac Bridge at December 03, 2020 10:46 PM (S8ePJ)

Atlantic City boardwalk

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (2DOZq)

291 "34 Maybe a science-minded Moron can tell me, what the dish still providing useful information, or was it obsolete?

Useful.

They had compiled a proposal to repair it, but then a 2nd/3rd cable broke and it became too dangerous to attempt a repair."
****
As someone who's spent 25 years working back and forth from the States and Puerto Rico I'm sure the reason the dish broke is because it's in effing Puerto Rico. Any other US state or territory and it would still be fully functional.

Posted by: Cosda at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (gQTqb)

292 "...this would be why i usually brows this site with ctrl-F "

Who are you, you, whose nic I have never seen before?
And who are you to come in to this site, under those circumstances, and preach to us?
I have an idea.
Piss off. Lurk more.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (w7KSn)

293 ABC radio news just said the latest ronasurge is the worst of the entire pandemic!!

If I were the flu I would be very worried about being wiped out!

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (fFtVH)

294 If I ever were to see Gavin Newsome in person I would be hard pressed not to throw my shoe at him.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (Nyumu)

295 He's fine. His sense of smell is coming back a little. Every day he gets
a bottle of vinegar out of the pantry and takes a big whiff. He's such a
dork.
---
Refill it with silver tequila and then you'll know for sure when he's recovered.

Posted by: 3 Angry Irish Inches at December 03, 2020 10:49 PM (2D4BT)

296 Yo tengo la rona
Tu tienes la rona,
El, ella, usted tiene la rona

Nosotros tenemos la rona
Vosotros teneis la rona
Ellos, ellas, ustedes tienen la rona


Worst spumoni jingle, EVAH ...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:49 PM (LPnfS)

297 The Golden Gate bridge toll was supposed to end when the bonds were paid-off. LOL. That was before I was born and I am collecting Social Security.

The San Diego - Coronado Bay bridge is paid for. They laid off the toll takers and it is now free.

Posted by: Sgt. Alvin York at December 03, 2020 10:49 PM (2BZBZ)

298 Hold my bridge deck.

Posted by: Mackinac Bridge


Galloping Gertie checks in, in 3 2 1...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:49 PM (r1z5A)

299 The governor smirked and made a joke about Christmas presents as he pulled out the package from New York-based drugmaker Pfizer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 10:42 PM (63Dwl)
------------------------------

That's the one that killed one of the test subjects, no?

Happy Holidays serfs!



Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 10:49 PM (oGBso)

300 can't imagine what goes through someone's head when they'd want to buy a condom someone else used.


ICK.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (qlFIA

I'd accept Monica's blue dress as a gift and then sell it to fund my retirement.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 10:49 PM (2DOZq)

301 184 @158
Don't worry man, Biden's AG Sally Yates is going to make sure Durham's work continues unmolested and un-interfered with, they're not going to fire Durham.

Ok, I was just bullshitting, of course they are going to fire Durham maybe on day one.

You know, pull the band aid off, quick and easy, no muss, no fuss.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (ztzef)

If I were Schiff and Pelosi, I wouldn't even need to do that. To spare a Biden Administration the trouble of having to roust the MSM into covering up or defending a Saturday Night Massacre II: Electric Boogaloo, I'd simply cut off the Special Prosecutor's funding.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 10:50 PM (RNIUJ)

302 There. Spanish is a Romance language, best I could do on short notice.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM



+1 for including 'usted/ustedes'! A lot of paradigms don't show those...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2020 10:50 PM (J7U/R)

303 And you are?.......

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 10:35 PM (5eQqR)


I don't know about anyone else, but I'm just a ray of fucking sunshine. Or a little teapot short and stout. I never can figure out which. It's all so confoozing.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 10:50 PM (ldL4g)

304 Fact is, the painting on the Golden Gate Bridge never stops. Once they get from one side to the other, from top to bottom, then they start right over from scratch, and do it all again.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
---
Hold my bridge deck.
Posted by: Mackinac Bridge
---
Atlantic City boardwalk
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me


something, something Kansas City Hyatt Regency ...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (LPnfS)

305 Which historical monster to kill. It's a tough question. I'm not sure. I'd really have to fight the urge to kill Steve Miller. I hate The Joker. Seeing it disappear from our timeline . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (H5knJ)

306 294 If I ever were to see Gavin Newsome in person I would be hard pressed not to throw my shoe at him.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (Nyumu)

----------

Oh come on. You could do better than that.

Mrs. Cicero is already talking gasoline and road flares, and she's a pacifist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (fLVm1)

307 I'm going with the FIU bridge collapse for that title.

It killed people.
Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:40 PM (LPnfS)

It was diversity built! Diversity is our strength. Proper engineering it totally over rated.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

308 One thing you do have to say for the latest version of the information economy - one upon a time a Belle Delphine or Bella Thorne would have to sleep with a lot of directors so they could start getting roles as "the pretty girl" in the good scenes in Cinemax movies.


Now they can just to it straight away without the middlemen!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (qlFIA)

309 @LoisWeiss 11h [thread in part]

Yesterday, Ari Teman learned one of his current defense lawyers (Noam Biale) is married to an SDNY prosecutor (Margaret Graham).

Judge Engelmayer (paraphrasing I think): I confess that I did not spot this issue that defense counsel (Noam Biale) is married to a prosecutor [Margaret Graham, facing disciplinary action for Brady cheating] at the office that is prosecuting Mr. Teman until yesterday... And I spotted it only as I was in the process of writing up my own narrative about how I know Mr. Biale [who has only been on the defense since Nov 2]; and suddenly it dawned on me that I know him through his wife, and his wife -- whom I met through a private law firm -- now happens to be working at the Southern District U.S. Attorney's Office. And perhaps counsel may have overlooked this, too.

Court docket: https://tinyurl.com/y6oua8ll

This case is rather notorious by now. Back in February-May, Alan Dershowitz was enough moved by the nonsense to join the defense team - the defendant is a "prop tech entrepreneur" charged with bank fraud, and the prosecutors seem to be trying to make a career in successfully nailing him in the case.

Evidence uncovered after the trial shows the prosecutors may have lied to the judge, jury and defense counsel, switched their accusations at the last moment contrary to the indictment so Teman's defense team couldn't prepare, let witnesses flee the country, and coached their main witness in the midst of testimony. One of Teman's direct-competitors also lied his way onto the jury.

The prosecutors, who arrested Teman solely on the word of one of New York City's "Worst Landlords" without any additional investigation, have since admitted Teman's company had contractual authorization to draw the disputed telecheck payments that were the focus of the trial.


https://tinyurl.com/y6e57v7z

Posted by: Yep, I trust the justice system at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (BBWrU)

310 Speaking of used condoms - I was buying toilet paper from Amazon today (stores are out again) and they had the option of buying new or used. Wtf. Used toilet paper????

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (Nyumu)

311 If I ever were t see Gavin Newsome in person I would be hard pressed not to throw my shoe at him.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (Nyumu)

A face in need of a fist, if ever there was one.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (4I/2K)

312 The San Diego - Coronado Bay bridge is paid for. They laid off the toll takers and it is now free.

Posted by: Sgt. Alvin York at




Best tin foil hat rumor. The Coronado Bay Bridge is pre wired for explosives to bring it down in a way to not block ship passage.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

313 The Golden Gate no longer has toll takers, it has toll recorders either with the transponder or the license plate readers.
If you don't have an account with the GGB people, they send you a bill. I've often wondered what the compliance rate is with those.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (w7KSn)

314 The Golden Gate bridge toll was supposed to end when the bonds were paid-off. LOL. That was before I was born and I am collecting Social Security.

The San Diego - Coronado Bay bridge is paid for. They laid off the toll takers and it is now free.
Posted by: Sgt. Alvin York at December 03, 2020 10:49 PM (2BZBZ)

That was also the promise of the Houston Beltway.
Instead the cost of the tolls has more than doubled.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (2DOZq)

315 310 Speaking of used condoms - I was buying toilet paper from Amazon today (stores are out again) and they had the option of buying new or used. Wtf. Used toilet paper????
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (Nyumu)

Don't judge.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 10:52 PM (9hauA)

316

Have there been any CIA Director Gina Haspel sightings in the past few weeks?

Like going to the store, walking into the office, hailing a cab?

Or was she actually in Frankfurt Germany as the military took control of that server from the CIA traitors?

Because PROGDA outlets lie so often and so badly now, it is a valid question worth asking, due to the reports of her treason that have leaked out the past few days.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 10:52 PM (sy5kK)

317 The trouble with Mao and Lenin is this: they had thousands of corrupt Democrat election officials working for them.

Posted by: Sgt. Alvin York at December 03, 2020 10:52 PM (2BZBZ)

318 On the other hand, one could make an argument that Germany or Austo-Hungary or France or England would have just started it another way. The whole thing was a mess.

Russia had enough problems of it's own not to want to start anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 10:52 PM (y7ppq)

319 306, cicero: I should clarify. I wear stilettos and have a deadly aim.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:52 PM (Nyumu)

320 Off sock.

Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2020 10:52 PM (2BZBZ)

321
Also: Antonio Gramsci, Rudi Dutschke, and Herbert Marcuse, for what they did to the West.

And Le Corbusier, for what he did to my eyes.

If you give me an MP5 and a time machine, I'mma take out this Eurotrash.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 10:52 PM (BvLWD)

322 Hey ONT!


One day we'll have an ONT with a comment section that more or less

follows the entire trajectory of the film, National Lampoon's Vacation.



Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
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great.

a thread based on yet ANOTHER movie i've never seen.

i hope that comes about in #twoweeks.

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 10:53 PM (8zGKp)

323 The Rona surge has to be the biggest to date so when slow joe gets in office they can make his 100 day mask mandate the "thing" that finally works and if Trump has only done it blah blah. Numbers are all bullshit anyway and it's not like you can't go anywhere without a god damned mask already.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 03, 2020 10:53 PM (NXGjq)

324 Was suppose to help my nephew with his Common Core
math bullshit Tuesday. I got him to find the answer with pencil and
paper and real math.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (Ojki1)



The entire purpose of Common Core was to standardize what kids were learning across the US so that if you moved to another state your kid was going to be able to go to school and basically pick up where he/she left off.

And then the politicians and administrators started to "fix" it...

Evening roonz and roonettez! I finished one college class today and should be finishing the last one up for the semester next week. I'm already set up for next semester as well, but I have to get my books.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 10:53 PM (CcOog)

325 @215
There are indeed encouraging signs starting to trickle up from the abyss.

But this shits got to get moving, the electors meet on Dec 14th, so some big doings have to start happening by Wednesday at least.

This is not just eeyorism, there are date certains written into law and the constitution.

Bush v Gore was heard on Dec. 11th and decided on December 12th.


And that was one state decided on very narrow grounds.

This is all bullshit and we shouldn't even be in this fucking situation.
But...
Here we are.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:53 PM (ztzef)

326 So... it's December... supposed to be getting into the Christmas spirit, right?

Alas, no can do. Yet? I dunno.

Just so bummed about everything. Wrk, home, the Residential Selection, you name it.

Pfft. Not seeing any light.

Posted by: JQ at December 03, 2020 10:53 PM (09wCi)

327 There. Spanish is a Romance language, best I could do on short notice.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)

Oh my gosh, Spanish! It genders words! We must stop this by nuking South America and Spain!

Posted by: Woke Teachers everywhere at December 03, 2020 10:53 PM (Ojki1)

328 319 306, cicero: I should clarify. I wear stilettos and have a deadly aim.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:52 PM (Nyumu)

--------

Six inches with metal caps?

It could work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (fLVm1)

329 And the problem with Trump's lawsuits is that I
don't think the legislatures and the courts have the balls to overturn
The election "results", no matter how obviously fraudulent they are, and
that's a fact. Where that leaves us as a nation and as citizens is a
question I've been pondering for weeks now.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (PRK75)


Unfortunately I think this will be the case no matter how much overwhelming evidence there is. The state GOP doesn't look like they want to touch it and the governor and SoS in Georgia look to be as dirty as hell.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (byL7B)

330

Ha. Ha

I stole Mit Romneys bag of dicks and ate the whole thing !!!

Posted by: Mike Lee at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (GIeIM)

331
Fact is, the painting on the Golden Gate Bridge never stops. Once they get from one side to the other, from top to bottom, then they start right over from scratch, and do it all again.

They ought to use crop dusting planes and put paint in their tanks instead of bug juice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (63Dwl)

332 A little late to the party, but my band name was "International Rankings of Shanghai" and the album title was "Things Happen All the Time".

I didn't do the cover art part because those two things already sounded kind of cool, and I figured I'd quit while I was ahead.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (wUHYj)

333 LOL at the Captcha tweet! Great ONT, Weird Dave.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (5FCda)

334 WWI was started because the Britain and everyone else did not want Germany to get a navy and be a superpower. Germany did a very, very stupid thing by trying to rob the Bank of France.

Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (2BZBZ)

335 I'm going out a limb here, but methinks Tank Abrams will be too big to jail.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (jJjw9)

336 A sycophant of Steiner.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2020 10:36 PM


You know who else wanted to sync with Steiner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (DMUuz)

337 band name: Ia Pa District
album: wrestling with meaningful philosophies
album cover: Farm Cat
so I am thinking some kind of Vietnamese Jazz Fusion.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (r+sAi)

338 of course, just about every ONT's commenting trajectory seems to follw the storyline of "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" so we have that going for us...


.

.

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (8zGKp)

339 Wtf. Used toilet paper????
Posted by: IC


I think it means, returned packaging ...

I think.

I'm thinking real hard that's what it means.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (LPnfS)

340 I wear stilettos and have a deadly aim.

Posted by: IC



Continue...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (r1z5A)

341 I can't imagine what goes through someone's head when they'd want to buy a condom someone else used.


ICK.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:45 PM (qlFIA)

----------

What if a famous person signed it?

It could be a great investment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 10:47 PM (fLVm1)


I think that's the point. This is 2020, Belle Delphine may not be the famous we expected, or the famous we wanted, but she's the famous we deserve.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (hku12)

342 Snopes says the story about CIA Director Gina Haspel is false but...don't present a Haspel sighting. Because of course they don't.

I don't presume the CIA director makes a lot of public appearances but...err...wouldn't it make sense for her to drop by Gohmert's office for a 15m chat to stop rumors?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (qlFIA)

343 I got a ticket from Florida last month saying that I owed $6 in tolls.

I have no memory of even being on a toll road in Florida, but it is definitely a picture of the back end of one of my cars.

Really odd.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (yQpMk)

344 Hmmm...what you gotta understand is that the right wing of the SC knows is that if they don't overturn this shit show, there will never be another right wing of the court.

The law and Constitution have nothing to do with it anymore. Some of you seem to think it's a murder/suicide pact.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (uxUoN)

345 323 The Rona surge has to be the biggest to date so when slow joe gets in office they can make his 100 day mask mandate the "thing" that finally works and if Trump has only done it blah blah. Numbers are all bullshit anyway and it's not like you can't go anywhere without a god damned mask already.
***********************************************Went to Lowes and Home Depot today. Both had huge signs at the front door "Face covering must be worn" went in without a mask and no one said a word. Even had employees say good morning through their mask. Don't know if I got any bad looks because I don't pay any attention to the sheeple in masks.

Posted by: megthered at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (SM/op)

346 I'm going out a limb here, but methinks Tank Abrams will be too big to jail.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (jJjw9)

---
then, obviously, the court will have to render justice.


Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (8zGKp)

347 Was suppose to help my nephew with his Common Core math bullshit Tuesday. I got him to find the answer with pencil and paper and real math.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (Ojki1)

Common Core is HORRIBLE. My kids have always been bright and inquisitive. Had no problem with school or homework. Then they introduced Common Core math. It reduced my one kid to tears on a near-daily basis, and sent another into not-infrequent rages. It's absolute shit and isn't meant to teach, it's meant to obfuscate.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (nakwk)

348 339; Adriane - I guess so because the alternative is someone used a bit of a roll and said nah, and sent it back? Eww.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (Nyumu)

349 And that was one state decided on very narrow grounds.

This is all bullshit and we shouldn't even be in this fucking situation.
But...
Here we are.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:53 PM (ztzef)


If a couple of these majority Republican state legislatures like PA decided that they wouldn't let the fraud stand it might have gotten the ball rolling but none of them look to want to get involved. Steve Bannon said he heard the Republican "leadership" in PA said once Trump goes away things will get back to normal for them. That's what they think.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (byL7B)

350 @289
My next door neighbors kids have to do common core crap, their parents used to help them with standard techniques but the kids got docked for not using Common Crap methods.
It's a fucking joke.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (ztzef)

351 Wtf. Used toilet paper????

___

Up next Belle Delphine has a special sale on her used toilet paper!

Posted by: Belle Delphine DOT com at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (qlFIA)

352 As happy as I normally am to shit on Puerto Rico, I don't see how they can be blamed for Aricebo. It's run by the National Science Foundation, an independent US agency, with an annual budget in the billions.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (H5knJ)


Hurricanes fuck things up. Especially big fragile instruments high up in the mountains. It's science.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (ldL4g)

353 I wear stilettos and have a deadly aim.



Posted by: IC



Continue...


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (r1z5A)



According to the Official Ace O' Spades Moron Style Book the phrase you are looking for is "Pics or it never happened!"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (CcOog)

354 >>If I were Schiff and Pelosi, I wouldn't even need to do that. To spare a Biden Administration the trouble of having to roust the MSM into covering up or defending a Saturday Night Massacre II: Electric Boogaloo, I'd simply cut off the Special Prosecutor's funding.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

That is silly. Just cut off his air. Always works like a charm.

Posted by: Hillary at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (0FTCx)

355 The trouble with Mao and Lenin is this: they had thousands of corrupt Democrat election officials working for them.
Posted by: Sgt. Alvin York at December 03, 2020 10:52 PM (2BZBZ)

Unfortunately it was the ability to make the peasants believe they were their savior. Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 10:57 PM (2DOZq)

356 These royal proclamations are beginning to chap my ass.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2020 10:57 PM (WOYcU)

357

Several years, I entered NYC though the Holland Tunnel -- wrong lane, no toll collectors... I held up out of the windows my 12 dollars and the men with rifles waved me on...

Several weeks later, I got the bill, paid it, no problem...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (J7U/R)

358 redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (8zGKp)

banana ...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (LPnfS)

359 I have no memory of even being on a toll road in Florida, but it is definitely a picture of the back end of one of my cars.



Really odd.

Posted by: G'rump928(C)



Are they asking to be paid with Target gift cards?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (r1z5A)

360 And the problem with Trump's lawsuits is that I don't think the legislatures and the courts have the balls to overturn The election "results", no matter how obviously fraudulent they are, and that's a fact. Where that leaves us as a nation and as citizens is a question I've been pondering for weeks now.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (PRK75)

Having read the lawsuits, I think there is a reasonable/nonzero chance that SCOTUS might declare the WI and PA (for a start) elections as substantively non-conforming to the relevant election law. If they went further and thus invalidated such elections, then it would be up to the legislatures. OTOH, I wouldn't exactly trust the Republican legislatures to necessarily choose Trump's slate of electors in such a situation.

Posted by: I've been pondering myself at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (BBWrU)

361 If I ever were t see Gavin Newsome in person I would be hard pressed not to throw my shoe at him.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 10:48 PM (Nyumu)
A face in need of a fist, if ever there was one.
Posted by: Count de Monet

A face that screams for used Bezos toilet paper.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (jJjw9)

362 207 That Queen/Slick Willie guy looks like the old Cracker Jack commercial guy, Jack Gifford.
Posted by: Mercenary13

Jack Gilford.

Posted by: Toni at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (/c+mq)

363 I will accept any wild conspiracy theory anyone can offer as to why Common Core Math has been foisted onto our children.

Aliens? Lizard people? Gay Frogs?

Whatever you got, I'll believe it. Because I can't believe someone honest and virtuous looked at it and thought "this is what children need."

Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (ojwvu)

364 My next door neighbors kids have to do common core
crap, their parents used to help them with standard techniques but the
kids got docked for not using Common Crap methods.
It's a fucking joke.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM (ztzef)



That's what happens when politicians and administrators get involved. And then the teachers get blamed for it when most of them would rather do it the old fashioned way (like most of them learned it when they were in school) because it works.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (CcOog)

365 188 Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 10:25 PM (aR6C/)



New mook or old?
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

Well, it ain't me. I'm keeping my opinion to myself lately.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 03, 2020 10:59 PM (VcFUs)

366 359 I have no memory of even being on a toll road in Florida, but it is definitely a picture of the back end of one of my cars.



Really odd.

Posted by: G'rump928(C)



Are they asking to be paid with Target gift cards?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (r1z5A)

Those guys don't ask for a measly six bucks though.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:59 PM (nakwk)

367 @349
As they say, we shall see.

We are down to literally two weeks.

So this shit has to start moving, chop chop.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:59 PM (ztzef)

368 The Golden Gate bridge toll was supposed to end when the bonds were paid-off. LOL. That was before I was born and I am collecting Social Security.

Not only did it not end, but the little $2 toll that I remember is now a fat $8. $150 million last year.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (8eSmR)

369 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (CcOog)


Hi GGE! Long time no see.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)

370 >>worry man, Biden's AG Sally Yates is going to make sure Durham's work continues unmolested and un-interfered with, they're not going to fire Durham.

Ok, I was just bullshitting, of course they are going to fire Durham maybe on day one.

You know, pull the band aid off, quick and easy, no muss, no fuss.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (ztzef)

... Right because I said Bar was amazing when? Or rather when have i ever stated this will all be prosecuted by Barr? Or are you assuming i think that? See this is what the fuck im talking about. Some of you here just exhude negative bullshit and direct it at people here who dont eat doom for breakfast.

Take for example Dave in FL. The asshattery and bullshit spewing from YOU ASSHOLES made him leave. Now, who would be the more American, the man shouted away from volunteering his knowledge to us or the cantankerous bastards that shit on people like Dave in FL and drive their contributions away..

Personally, it would have been better for people to have thanked him for providing us something none of YOU have either time or skill to provide.

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (aR6C/)

371 I'm going out a limb here, but methinks Tank Abrams will be too big to jail.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (jJjw9)

Artificial reef.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (mzC78)

372 Hi GGE! Long time no see.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (9hauA)



Well hello yourself! I see you have a new job.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (CcOog)

373 I'm going out a limb here, but methinks Tank Abrams will be too big to jail.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (jJjw9)
then, obviously, the court will have to render justice.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 03, 2020 10:56 PM

Somebody tell Valley Proteins they're going to need a bigger truck!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 11:01 PM (jJjw9)

374 That was also the promise of the Houston Beltway.
Instead the cost of the tolls has more than doubled.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 10:51 PM (2DOZq)



Bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: PA Turnpike at December 03, 2020 11:01 PM (5eQqR)

375 Prominent California Democratic strategist Nathan Ballard - a longtime
friend and adviser to Gov. Gavin Newsom - was arrested and jailed on two
felony domestic violence charges in Napa that include an allegation of
attempting "to suffocate a child with a pillow".

I don't think he was social distancing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 11:01 PM (r+sAi)

376 @NVGOP 6h

We have 20 binders containing 8,000 pages of evidence that will be presented in just a few minutes showing what took place this election in Nevada!

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 11:01 PM (CZm2G)

377 Having read the lawsuits, I think there is a reasonable/nonzero chance that SCOTUS might declare the WI and PA (for a start) elections as substantively non-conforming to the relevant election law. If they went further and thus invalidated such elections, then it would be up to the legislatures. OTOH, I wouldn't exactly trust the Republican legislatures to necessarily choose Trump's slate of electors in such a situation.
Posted by: I've been pondering myself at December 03, 2020 10:58 PM (BBWrU)

I'd agree with that on the surface, but I think that it is one thing to do nothing to get a result that a Republican state legislator might want, and a completely different proposition to actively - and visibly - participate in sabotaging Trump's presidency.

Not even the GOPe is that brazen. The only one who could get away with that is Roberts, and it won't be his choice, at the end of the day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 11:02 PM (RNIUJ)

378 129 >>Laura ingraham has Perdue and Kemp on for a Townhalll.
Posted by: redridinghood

Will Stacey Abrams be on so Kemp can demonstrate how he kisses her giant sized ass?
Posted by: Aviator at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (0FTCx)


I'm one of those 56% of viewers who used to watch Laura.
She lost me when she quit serving her loyal viewers with factual information and informed opinion, and instead bowed to her FOX-Paul Ryan masters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:02 PM (sy5kK)

379 Common core was designed to make mathematics so hard that even white kids cannot do it.

Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2020 11:02 PM (2BZBZ)

380 The Golden Gate bridge toll was supposed to end when the bonds were
paid-off. LOL. That was before I was born and I am collecting Social
Security.




Same thing with all of the toll roads in Illinois. I guess it will take 300 to 400 years to pay them off.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2020 11:03 PM (byL7B)

381 that include an allegation of

attempting "to suffocate a child with a pillow".
___

Can't get the 'rona with a pillow on your face. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Antonin Scalia at December 03, 2020 11:03 PM (qlFIA)

382 >>>I stole Mitt Romneys bag of dicks and ate the whole thing !!!

Would you like your dicks with or without foreskins?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 03, 2020 11:03 PM (WOYcU)

383 Well hello yourself! I see you have a new job.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (CcOog)

I'm also a new woman!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:03 PM (9hauA)

384 Well hello yourself! I see you have a new job.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (CcOog)

--------

It's less a job than a hereditary entitlement.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:03 PM (fLVm1)

385 Take for example Dave in FL. The asshattery and bullshit spewing from YOU ASSHOLES made him leave. Now, who would be the more American, the man shouted away from volunteering his knowledge to us or the cantankerous bastards that shit on people like Dave in FL and drive their contributions away.

Fk. I thought he was just taking a break ...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:04 PM (LPnfS)

386
I'm one of those 56% of viewers who used to watch Laura.

I stopped watching Laura when I found out that she was sweating and heaving under a grunting Keith Olberman's wide white ass.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 11:04 PM (Y8GVo)

387 375: too bad he wasn't trying to suffocate Newsome with a pillow. I would have cheered him on.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:04 PM (Nyumu)

388 I got a ticket from Florida last month saying that I owed $6 in tolls.
I have no memory of even being on a toll road in Florida, but it is definitely a picture of the back end of one of my cars.
Really odd.
Posted by: G'rump928(C)


Dollar Margaritas Night?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 11:04 PM (jJjw9)

389 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Mr. Bassman and I are considering moving to a free state.

HALP! I've been perusing the real estate listings and have become fixated on a particular house that will likely be gone before we can make an offer. In my mind, we have already moved in, decorated for Christmas, and started work on next spring's garden beds.

It is sooo cute! 100-year-old Craftsman with a roomy porch and dormer windows upstairs. Wonder if we would be sorry buying an old house. It's got new central heating and air, but I don't know yet if the plumbing pipes have been updated. Hopefully they were when the kitchen and bathrooms got remodeled.

HALP!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:04 PM (ofYez)

390 Dave in FL pulled the handle??

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2020 11:04 PM (J7U/R)

391 "...that include an allegation of
attempting "to suffocate a child with a pillow".

How about that. Our betters just keep getting better and better.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 03, 2020 11:05 PM (w7KSn)

392 It's less a job than a hereditary entitlement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:03 PM (fLVm1)

I will have you know that lording it over my subjects is very hard work, thank you very much.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:05 PM (9hauA)

393 384 Well hello yourself! I see you have a new job.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (CcOog)

--------

It's less a job than a hereditary entitlement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:03 PM (fLVm1)

Ooohhhh, "hereditary" is a bit close to genetics and chromosomes, which is hateful and anti-science. Tread more carefully.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:05 PM (nakwk)

394 VMom, if you're here...

I'm testing for 2nd gup on Wednesday next week. Of course, my 29 year old right knee has decided to go squishy, weak, and full of 'nope'.

I'm getting that damned red belt if i have to saw the fooking thing off with a hack saw.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 03, 2020 11:05 PM (VcFUs)

395 What? Dave in Florida has left the blog? Why? He did a fantastic job charting Florida and he nailed it.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:05 PM (Nyumu)

396 This is the internet. No one MAKES anyone do anything. I doubt anyone here threatened anyone with doxxing or associated shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (y7ppq)

397 @224
Press Release Contact: Garland Favorito December 3, 2020 (404) 664-4044
Dominion System Flips Georgia Trump Votes to Biden State Orders Counties to Certify Dominion Results Anyway

ATLANTA GA -- VoterGA announced today it has confirmed the Dominion Democracy Suite 5.5 system used throughout Georgia flipped dozens of votes cast in at least one county for President Donald Trump to former Vice President Joe Biden during the November 3rd 2020 election. Dominion vote flipping from Trump to Biden was previously believed to have occurred only in Antrim County, Michigan where the system swapped 6,000 votes from Trump to Biden.

In Georgia, Ware County Elections Director confirmed that the recently completed hand count audit totals showed the total electronic vote count shorted Donald Trump 37 votes and added those 37 votes to totals for Joe Biden. The 74 affected votes represents 0.52% of the 14,192 county votes cast, exactly double Biden's total statewide margin of 0.26%.

Posted by: Extrapolating from Ware to all of GA .... at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (BBWrU)

398 They put a really nice toll road along the Costa Del Sol in Spain years ago. The road it paralleled was one of the most notorious in Europe. There were constant traffic jams and accidents. But for years, almost no one would use the toll road, it was more about principle than the money itself. I took the toll road and it was awesome. It was like a private speedway.

I do remember back in the day they took the toll booths out on 95 north and south of Richmond. I think we all were surprised when the government said enough was enough.

Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (bPvlX)

399 HALP!
Posted by: President-elect Emmie

Ask to see util bills.
Very expensive to retro insulate.

Posted by: MarkY at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (Rk3zP)

400 Dave in FL pulled the handle??



The train it won't stop going no way to slow down.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (yQpMk)

401 Why does it feel like I'm in a Disney reimagining of the Book of Job?

House Harkonnen banning Christmas this year.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5v7dbk

Posted by: Chicago Vota at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (ts6Zs)

402


Posted by: BlackToothGrin


There's a fine line between wisdom and drunk-fingerwagging asshole.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (Y8GVo)

403 395 What? Dave in Florida has left the blog? Why? He did a fantastic job charting Florida and he nailed it.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:05 PM (Nyumu)

Indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (y7ppq)

404

now people are talking about a stolen election

dat shit can wait, what we really need is to end the caps on H1B visas , oh and I did that today with a voice vote

ha

Posted by: Mike Lee at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (GIeIM)

405
Dave in FL pulled the handle??

Posted by: Zettai




Gonna need a bunch more info on this!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (r1z5A)

406 I think I read a comment from Dave in FL saying he was taking a break. I don't think anyone chased him away.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (9hauA)

407 160 So - people magazine writer Virginia Chamlee, self proclaimed and aptly self-named "thrift nut,' writes about the 'bizarre appearance' of the blonde lady with the glasses at Michigan voter fraud hearing that testified about the theft she saw. You can google Ms. Chamlee and see her Instagram profile, which truthfully portrays an empty headed twenty-something year old with heavy manbrows, chlorinated low pressure hair and leather shirt attire whose main characteristic would be the lack of self-awareness. Bizarre appearance indeed.

Her piece is full of the usual unthinking smug, twenty-something, MSM speak involving anything Trump such as:
"debunked!," "no evidence!", and of course "bizarre!" - which seems to be Ms. Chamlee's 'go to' line when something isn't vintage or thrifty, apparently.

This is the silt that the MSM drags up from the bottom - an unthinking, immature slag

------------

Slag.

A word that needs to be used a lot more in today's world, such as when discussing any woman on camera at XiNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (sy5kK)

408 Those guys don't ask for a measly six bucks though.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 10:59 PM (nakwk)


A man's gotta eat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (2N7oZ)

409 This is the internet. No one MAKES anyone do anything. I doubt anyone here threatened anyone with doxxing or associated shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (y7pp

Besides Dave had far more supporters than detractors. I don't know what new nic is ranting about.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

410 Dave in FL pulled the handle??

Maybe burnt out. I know he had said he only really gets active here around the elections, but he also took it really hard that he didn't "weight" his polls enough to match Dominion's algorithms.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (UMXod)

411 Ugh. I was asked to help my my sister-in-law with her son's math homework a couple days ago. Common Core pre-algebra. Took me an hour on YouTube to find an instructional video on how to do it, and stumbled across dozens of videos of angry parents complaining about how their kids are failing math because Common Core math teaches there is only one right way to get to an answer, and all other ways are wrong.

One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (wUHYj)

412 389: Emmie: can't help you there as I am just as bad. Actually chased off the hubby to texas to check out some of the houses we (I really mean I) like.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (Nyumu)

413 >>I'm one of those 56% of viewers who used to watch Laura.

same

3 days after the steal she was blathering on about moving on

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:08 PM (GIeIM)

414 Dave in Florida has left the blog? <<<<<<<<

I seem to recall him saying he only comments during election time and very little other times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2020 11:08 PM (r+sAi)

415 BREAKING: Georgia Republican Gov. Brian Kemp calls for a signature audit after CCTV footage was leaked of hidden ballots being secretly counted.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealKyleMorris/ status/1334708879205265411

Posted by: Ooo oh ooo at December 03, 2020 11:08 PM (IUMPI)

416
Personally, it would have been better for people to have thanked him for providing us something none of YOU have either time or skill to provide.
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (aR6C/)

So, how long have you been lurking i the closet with a video camera? You must know dave in fl personallly to have that kind of near inside knowledge...

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 03, 2020 11:08 PM (VcFUs)

417 Maybe burnt out. I know he had said he only really gets active here around the elections, but he also took it really hard that he didn't "weight" his polls enough to match Dominion's algorithms.
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (UMXod)

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To be fair, Dominion's method of counting votes was a proprietary trade secret.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (fLVm1)

418 @370
Dave provided a tremendous service he also made attestations that it was impossible to steal an election on a national scale.

He was wrong.


And nobody attacked Dave that is a complete mis-characterization of what went down.

I certainly didn't attack him.

I award you no style points and may G-d have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (ztzef)

419 My band name:

2015 UCI Track Cycling World Championships

My album name:

"Most likely they die before they get here."

Hmmm...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (Uhu8A)

420 Bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: PA Turnpike at December 03, 2020 11:01 PM (5eQqR)

The tolls for the bridge and tunnels across the Hudson River are $16.




Posted by: Metropolitan Transportation Authority at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (xT2tT)

421 Dave in FL pulled the handle??

Dave did fantastic work and was right about just about everything.

I hope he is having a kickass vacation on a beach with cold beer and warm women.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (Y8GVo)

422 392 It's less a job than a hereditary entitlement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:03 PM (fLVm1)

I will have you know that lording it over my subjects is very hard work, thank you very much.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:05 PM (9hauA)

All that superciliousness must be exhausting.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)

423

The handle that has black and yellow stripes on it... Between one's knees, just below the edge of the seat in a jet fighter...

Posted by: Zettai at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (J7U/R)

424 Ask to see util bills.
Very expensive to retro insulate.
Posted by: MarkY at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (Rk3zP)


That might help. Currently I am watching the tour video I took every night before I go to sleep.

HALP!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (ofYez)

425 BifBewalski, you can do it!


try taking some turmeric for the knee maybe?
and bone marrow if its a collagen thing

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (nUhF0)

426 160 So - people magazine writer Virginia Chamlee


The fat guy from Pawn Stars?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (2N7oZ)

427 BREAKING: Georgia Republican Gov. Brian Kemp calls for a signature audit


Calls for? Who is in charge of this shit show?

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (yQpMk)

428
3 days after the steal she was blathering on about moving on
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:08 PM (GIeIM)

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You have to be kidding.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (fLVm1)

429 writes about the 'bizarre appearance' of the blonde lady with the glasses at Michigan voter fraud hearing that testified about the theft she saw.

By the way, in one of the many entertaining clips featuring the blonde firecracker, she says she was there working for Dominion. !!

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (3fR4G)

430
Common core was designed to make mathematics so hard that even white Asian kids cannot do it.

Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2020 11:02 PM (2BZBZ)



FIFY

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (CcOog)

431 I liked Dave in Fl.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (5eQqR)

432 Man, I go away to make a late night snack and in a blink a 100+ posts go up, along with fighting.

Can we all stop, please? It is a stressful time as we watch for the legitimacy of our government hang in the balance, but there's no sense to what y'all are arguing about. "He's not positive enough!"? Well God bless Captain Carnegie, we don't all have your superpowers. "She's spouting these crazy conspiracy theories!"? And millions of people believe that communism will make their lives better, so I'm not sure why you find that strange.

Point is, everybody just shut up and be civil. Disagree, fine. But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)

433 Re Georgia - who is in charge of election integrity? The governor or that idiot SoS?

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (Nyumu)

434 Maybe burnt out. I know he had said he only really gets active here around the elections, but he also took it really hard that he didn't "weight" his polls enough to match Dominion's algorithms.
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (UMXod)

He did seem a bit down about how shit has gone down in the early going. It's not like he is alone. I am actually surprised more people have not lost their temper, honestly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (y7ppq)

435 >>I stopped watching Laura when I found out that she was sweating and heaving under a grunting Keith Olberman's wide white ass.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

You have it all wrong. Laura wore the strap on and pegged me like a cabin boy on a British Navy sailing ship.

Posted by: Keith at December 03, 2020 11:11 PM (0FTCx)

436 Man, I go away to make a late night snack and in a blink a 100+ posts go up, along with fighting.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)


Wait, we're supposed to make our own snacks? I thought they were provided? I've been doing this wrong.

Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (S8ePJ)

437 The tolls for the bridge and tunnels across the Hudson River are $16.

Staten Island was $19. Thought I'd save a little money on a trip by flying from JFK but, noooo!! Had to cross two bridges to get there.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (3fR4G)

438 All that superciliousness must be exhausting.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (nakwk)

It is, it is. Not to mention looking all royal and stuff. Extremely hard work. And receiving all the forced complements required by my decrees from hundreds of subjects everyday uses up the last bits of my energy.

It's a difficult life, but I must do my duty

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (9hauA)

439 Point is, everybody just shut up and be civil. Disagree, fine. But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)

I've seen some brutal fist fights between brothers so I don't know if that's the analogy you want to use.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (2DOZq)

440 Point is, everybody just shut up and be civil. Disagree, fine. But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)

Unless, of course, you routinely disagree with siblings in the same manner as with loudmouth, belligerent drunks...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (nakwk)

441 House Harkonnen banning Christmas this year.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5v7dbk
Posted by: Chicago Vota


Other than missing the red hair ... she pretty much nailed it.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (LPnfS)

442 >> BREAKING: Georgia Republican Gov. Brian Kemp calls for a signature audit


It's about fucking time.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (nar0q)

443
Good night, Hordians. No filthy mouths, disgusting lies or bad attitudes, or you'll have to redeem yourselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (mht8P)

444
All that superciliousness must be exhausting.
Posted by: Insomniac
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I would think that all of the head nodding to genuflecting peasants, and Imperial hand-waves, would be very tiring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (DMQdU)

445 *compliments*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (9hauA)

446 Looks like we have some common core commenting going on.

Glad I took my bp meds.

Let the hate flow! You'll feel much better after it's all out.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (uxUoN)

447 "Hey! Shut up you assholes!"

Posted by: Boon at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (Y8GVo)

448
try taking some turmeric for the knee maybe?
and bone marrow if its a collagen thing
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (nUhF0)

I can make it. The current set of silicon injections (shut it, Morons) are really giving me issues with the knee. Doc agreed with reconstructive surgery next summer.

This means if i grit my teeth, i can earn cho dan bo before surgery.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (VcFUs)

449 One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (wUHYj)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Commutative Principle at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (mzC78)

450 Point is, everybody just shut up and be civil. Disagree, fine. But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)

Well, *he* started it!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (RNIUJ)

451 I would think that all of the head nodding to genuflecting peasants, and Imperial hand-waves, would be very tiring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (DMQdU)

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Just choosing the Royal Purveyor of Jams and Jellies would be exhausting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (fLVm1)

452 244 There are a few 'rons and 'ettes in Seattle and the west side. The commies there are going to run good people out and then rule.
What was that about, "Rather reign in Hell than serve in Heaven"?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 03, 2020 10:41 PM (Drr5h)

Effin' A, Winston.

I read the rest of what I typed and realized I'd better not post it.

Let's just say I'm not going to let the ChinaCrats and their CCP masters to take this part of the state without recrimination, Dawg style. And I'm not alone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (sy5kK)

453 I've seen some brutal fist fights between brothers so I don't know if that's the analogy you want to use.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (2DOZq)

My sister has a friend whose brother actually beats her up during fights.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (9hauA)

454 My sister and I used to get into some major fights: first we be snotty with each other, then the finger in face, than someone will slap someone and next thing you know we were really going at each other - hair pulling and screeching like banshees. Terrible.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (Nyumu)

455 Point is, everybody just shut up and be civil. Disagree, fine. But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.
Posted by: Weirddave
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But, but...what if my sibling is a loud-mouthed drunk? Oh, wait, he's not here. Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (DMQdU)

456 BREAKING: Georgia Republican Gov. Brian Kemp calls for a signature audit

I meant on my signature certifying this election as one of the highest integrity known to man!

Posted by: Gov. Shemp at December 03, 2020 11:15 PM (3fR4G)

457 Is it too late to go out and burn something down?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:15 PM (fLVm1)

458 >>> 433 Re Georgia - who is in charge of election integrity? The governor or that idiot SoS?
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (Nyumu)


Neither. The Governor Elect M1A1 is in charge per agreement.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 11:15 PM (l6b3d)

459 Common Core assumes you will always need to remove your shoes to count beyond 10.
It was designed for morons, by morons.

Posted by: MarkY at December 03, 2020 11:15 PM (Rk3zP)

460 >>One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.


It also equals 45 / 3.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:15 PM (nar0q)

461 Hi ont
Listening to music
I feel guilty that I grew up in the sixties seventies and eighties
We were so damn lucky
My daughter has to live through this shit and God I cant even start with my grandbabies

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:15 PM (gIhoc)

462 Staten Island was $19. Thought I'd save a little
money on a trip by flying from JFK but, noooo!! Had to cross two bridges
to get there.

Posted by: t-bird



Towing a trailer onto a Washington State Ferry will kick the shit out of a C note.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (r1z5A)

463 or 15 x 1

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (yQpMk)

464 Let's just say I'm not going to let the ChinaCrats
and their CCP masters to take this part of the state without
recrimination, Dawg style. And I'm not alone.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (sy5kK)


I saw ChinaCats open for CCP Masters at the Salt Palace back in '82.

Posted by: Obvious Joke is Obvious at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (2N7oZ)

465 239 ABC radio news just said the latest ronasurge is the worst of the entire pandemic!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2020 10:38 PM (63Dwl)


Again!?
I'm not finished killing off small businesses for the last surge.

Posted by: Whitmer at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (+lVUW)

466 412 389: Emmie: can't help you there as I am just as bad. Actually chased off the hubby to texas to check out some of the houses we (I really mean I) like.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (Nyumu)


Are you thinking of moving as well, IC?

When we moved to our current community, there was a 100-yr-old house we looked at. I remember glancing at my husband (I was in LR, he was past the DR and in the kitchen doorway) and seeing a big grin on his face, like "This house feels nice!" And then we bought a non-descript thing in a desirable but modest neighborhood because it was on a large lot and "location, location, location". This house has never charmed me.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (ofYez)

467 it's pretty amazing that there was video of the GA fraud

was that just an overlooked security camera, or did some hero install it for the election?

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (nUhF0)

468
House Harkonnen banning Christmas this year.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5v7dbk

***


Isn't she the character from Mortal Kombat with a freaky looking mouth under her mask?

Posted by: Antonin Scalia at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (qlFIA)

469 Band: Jerry-Go-Round
Album: You can't have the baby

Posted by: Chicago Vota at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (ts6Zs)

470 What am I, chopped liver?


Posted by: Commutative Principle


No, of course not. You're a part of the white patriarchy.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (wUHYj)

471 2 x 7.5

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (nakwk)

472 It's SO much better without punctuation.

:

BREAKING Georgia Republican Gov. Brian Kemp


There we go.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (Y8GVo)

473 But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)

Except...we have a few loud-mouthed drunks here.

[Besides Garrett]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (xT2tT)

474 The 80s were fun
I dont care what anyone says

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (gIhoc)

475 Took me an hour on YouTube to find an instructional video on how to do
it, and stumbled across dozens of videos of angry parents complaining
about how their kids are failing math because Common Core math teaches
there is only one right way to get to an answer, and all other ways are
wrong.



It's worse than you think.


The point of the exercise is to do it the way they are learning to do it for that particular exercise. Next week they will learn a different way to do it and this way will be wrong. All because some politician or administrator found out that this was how some exceptional genius did it and thought that if we can teach the kids how the genius did it then they would all be geniuses. If it was up to the teachers they would teach all the ways and then let the kid pick the way that works best for them and as long as they can count their own testicles and come up with the same number twice they get credit for it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (CcOog)

476 459 Common Core assumes you will always need to remove your shoes to count beyond 10.
It was designed for morons, by morons.
Posted by: MarkY at December 03, 2020 11:15 PM (Rk3zP)

Wait, is this the Math Thread or the ONT?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (RNIUJ)

477 The tolls for the bridge and tunnels across the Hudson River are $16.




Posted by: Metropolitan Transportation Authority at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (xT2tT)

I cannot remember the last time I used a toll road or bridge. I will take the scenic route just to avoid them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (mzC78)

478 Is it too late to go out and burn something down?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:15 PM (fLVm1)

It's never too late. Just dont get caught.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (uxUoN)

479 Drunk and armed.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (yQpMk)

480 One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (w

I can even wrap my head around that. Are you sure they used the term 'equal' ?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (2DOZq)

481 After covid, I am starting to think Common Core is another chicom plot

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (nUhF0)

482 466, Emmie - yup. We were hoping to have four more years here in Cali so hubby can wind down his business and retire and then we head to Houston. But given all that has happened, we might get out next year. I'd move tomorrow to be honest.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (Nyumu)

483 Wow, oh, so now all of a sudden, math is allowed on the blog?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (9hauA)

484 474 The 80s were fun
I dont care what anyone says
Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (gIhoc)

Unfortunately I was too young to enjoy them properly.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (nakwk)

485 244 There are a few 'rons and 'ettes in Seattle and the west side. The commies there are going to run good people out and then rule.
What was that about, "Rather reign in Hell than serve in Heaven"?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote


Well, once they run off most of the productive people, they'll have to get revenue from the suburbs.

Posted by: Whitmer at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

486 Except...we have a few loud-mouthed drunks here.

[Besides Garrett]




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (xT2tT)


Hey. Watch it there. I ain't drunk. (yet)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (CcOog)

487 That's right, Homo.

Now. Who wants to do some Bong rips?

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (nar0q)

488

Jordan61, tell that hubby of yours a big "HOWDY" from me, and hopefully that he will be back and firing on all cylinders soon.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:19 PM (sy5kK)

489 The 80s were fun

I dont care what anyone says

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (gIhoc)


I remember some of it.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at December 03, 2020 11:19 PM (2N7oZ)

490 I'm not finished killing off small businesses for the last surge.

Posted by: Whitmer at December 03, 2020 11:16 PM (+lVUW)

I am reasonably confident that you will be at best a distant second place. Cuomo, Murphy, and Newsom are simply more fascistic than you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:19 PM (xT2tT)

491 My sister and I used to get into some major fights: first we be snotty with each other, then the finger in face, than someone will slap someone and next thing you know we were really going at each other - hair pulling and screeching like banshees. Terrible.
Posted by: IC
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Seasonal humor, Calvin & Hobbes: https://tinyurl.com/y4h6hqc6

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:19 PM (l0Lgi)

492 Note bene:
moron, not Moron

Posted by: MarkY at December 03, 2020 11:19 PM (Rk3zP)

493 But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)

What if your brother is a loud mouth drunk?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 03, 2020 11:19 PM (Rz2Nc)

494 After covid, I am starting to think Common Core is another chicom plot
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (nUhF0)

I'm usually allergic to conspiracy theories, but I really think they are trying to dumb down the populace on purpose.

There can be multiple ways to get to the answer of a math problem, so to penalize someone for not doing it in your own particular retarded way is, shall we say, retarded.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:19 PM (9hauA)

495 Wow, oh, so now all of a sudden, math is allowed on the blog?


Arithmetic has always been allowed. It's all that fancy ciphering that gets you the side-eye.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 11:19 PM (yQpMk)

496 467 it was recently remodeled and the cameras were added then. It was mentioned in that session that they are facility owned cameras.

Posted by: Rusty at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (+SloN)

497 Elena Parent, tried to find some interesting history on this Senator but no such luck.

@1:35 is illustrative of her days work at the hearing and quite probably, pity her husband, for all time.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1334622832182128641

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (CZm2G)

498 Except...we have a few loud-mouthed drunks here.

[Besides Garrett]




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I AM NOT LOUD!!! hic, thud...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (r1z5A)

499 Well, I peeked in here earlier and it was Doom! and Gloom! all around.

Things seem to have settled down a bit now. Will come back later.

Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (joEI5)

500 I cannot remember the last time I used a toll road or bridge. I will take the scenic route just to avoid them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Except they don't let you cross The Canyon by driving down, across, then back up again ...
: -))

How the clean up going?

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (LPnfS)

501 The 80s were a great time to be a kid.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (0pwUP)

502 491 My sister and I used to get into some major fights: first we be snotty with each other, then the finger in face, than someone will slap someone and next thing you know we were really going at each other - hair pulling and screeching like banshees. Terrible.
Posted by: IC

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Pillow fights?

Say there were pillow fights.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (fLVm1)

503 After covid, I am starting to think Common Core is another chicom plot
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:17 PM (nUhF0)


I've always called it "commie" core.

Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (S8ePJ)

504 One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.

Well, it depends, and there are decimal places to consider.

Posted by: DOMINION at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (fFtVH)

505

I like common core, I teach it at home to my kids

Posted by: Mike Lee at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (GIeIM)

506 In retrospect, my brother and I would likely have had a better relationship if I had busted his nose a couple of times when we were younger.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (nakwk)

507 Loud mouth drunks? Eh..Hillary Clinton is not a lurker here, is she?

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (Nyumu)

508

Unfortunately I was too young to enjoy them properly.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (nakwk)


Haha, trying to pretend you're not extremely 29. LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (9hauA)

509 Wow, oh, so now all of a sudden, math is allowed on the blog?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (9hauA)


Just Common Core math. Not, y'know, MATH math.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (CcOog)

510 Just choosing the Royal Purveyor of Jams and Jellies would be exhausting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (fLVm1)

Verily, it must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (mzC78)

511 Who wants to do some Bong rips?

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (nar0q)

Serious question: Is it the pleasure of the smoking (like smoking a good cigar), or is it simply the high?

And then walking around in your high-heeled Crocs.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (xT2tT)

512 I will accept any wild conspiracy theory anyone can offer as to why Common Core Math has been foisted onto our children.


Also by Bill Gates, if we'd all care to remember.


That little creep is just determined to take over the fucking world, isn't he?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (7DzWP)

513 502 491 My sister and I used to get into some major fights: first we be snotty with each other, then the finger in face, than someone will slap someone and next thing you know we were really going at each other - hair pulling and screeching like banshees. Terrible.
Posted by: IC

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Pillow fights?

Say there were pillow fights.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (fLVm1)

And nighties.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (nakwk)

514
The 80s were a great time to be a kid.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (0pwUP)


I spent time in jail.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (2N7oZ)

515 Can you imagine if SAT's were administered by the Captcha system?

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 11:22 PM (fFtVH)

516 502: Cicero . Hahaha.. I'm surprised I don't have bald spots from the hair yanking part part of the fights.

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:22 PM (Nyumu)

517
I can even wrap my head around that. Are you sure they used the term 'equal' ?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks
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'can't', perhaps?

Anyhoo, it's all rayciss.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:22 PM (l0Lgi)

518 There are a number of things I would have liked to be different about my life - but I will always be just so incredibly grateful to God that he let me come of age in the 80's, when the chicks were 80's chicks.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:22 PM (uEbPt)

519 Also by Bill Gates, if we'd all care to remember.


That little creep is just determined to take over the fucking world, isn't he?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (7DzWP)

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Soros will never let him get on top.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:22 PM (fLVm1)

520 I AM NOT LOUD!!! hic, thud...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (r1z5A)

AND I'M NOT DRUNK!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (xT2tT)

521 480 I can even wrap my head around that. Are you sure they used the term 'equal' ?




Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me


Yeah, apparently 5x3 means '5 groups of 3' but not '3 groups of 5' or some bullshit.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (wUHYj)

522 @481
Except the Chinese drill their own students on multiplication tables that stretch out to 100 columns squared.

And I can guranedamtee you they don't teach their kids to hate their country like the marxist pieces of garbage that run our schools do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (ztzef)

523 That little creep is just determined to take over the fucking world, isn't he?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Brain is smarter.

.
.
.

Hell, Pinky is smarter.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (LPnfS)

524 I would think that all of the head nodding to genuflecting peasants, and Imperial hand-waves, would be very tiring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (DMQdU)

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Just choosing the Royal Purveyor of Jams and Jellies would be exhausting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:14 PM (fLVm1)

These guys get it.

Come and see me tomorrow morning to be awarded your medals of sucking up stunning bravery.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA)

525 Ironically, Common Core exists because teachers are the lowest common denominator of humanity.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (uEbPt)

526 >>Serious question: Is it the pleasure of the smoking (like smoking a good cigar), or is it simply the high?


Smoking. I don't really care what it is...I just plain love smoking.

It would take dedication for me to get truly high at this point in my career...it can be done.
But not without a lot of effort.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (0pwUP)

527 Oooo high-heeled Crocs! Sex-eee!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (L2ZTs)

528
Wait, we're supposed to make our own snacks? I thought they were provided? I've been doing this wrong.
Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (S8ePJ)

The snacks are next to the T-shirts.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (Ojki1)

529 Insomniac I had big ass hair and purple eyeshadow and was putting my pants on with pliers because they were so tight haha
And we did not have cell phones
We went roller skating
And went to kegs
And damn if it was not so much fun
Plus Reagan was President
I did not care at the time but damn if I had only

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:24 PM (gIhoc)

530 518 There are a number of things I would have liked to be different about my life - but I will always be just so incredibly grateful to God that he let me come of age in the 80's, when the chicks were 80's chicks.
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:22 PM (uEbPt)

Coming of age in the 80s was fun, don't get me wrong. AIDS, however, put a damper on a lot of it.

(Thanks, Fauci!)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 11:24 PM (RNIUJ)

531 80s fashion sucked majorly.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:24 PM (9hauA)

532 I'm afraid (heh) that what it is is that people are first off afraid of being accosted (as some have done) for not wearing one. Then there's the fear of government action which also has been done.

Our Founding Fathers were wise beyond their years and we have thrown that wisdom away because we just too rich and well off. We just have too much to lose if we stand up and fight and we don't see ourselves winning (just look at how they're running rings around Trump) that fight. It's mostly of course because we don't gather the numbers and we can't gather the numbers because everyone's afraid.

It will take there having to be some really life threatening thing be forced upon us and then we might react.

Take a look at so many other countries that have faced this or are facing it and still obey their leaders even tho they are living in abject poverty and can be murdered at any moment just for saying something someone in power disapproved of.

It really started when we allowed PC culture to take hold. I think that was the beginning of the slope. Now we can't climb back out that way we have to go thru to the end and that end is going to be deadly.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:24 PM (MLN/X)

533 I will always be just so incredibly grateful to God that he let me come of age in the 80's, when the chicks were 80's chicks.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:22 PM (uEbPt)

I caught the very end of the 1970s, and its influence on the early 1980s was a very fine thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:24 PM (xT2tT)

534 Laura Ingraham just now: "there are a lot of Republicans who are demoralized and down...dust yourself off and get involved. This is not the last election..."

This woman is an imbecile...I'm sorry, but she just is. No one who voted for Trump wants to "just dust themselves off" as if not accepting fraud is the same as being a depressed cry baby...
She is basically saying here:

"Trump lost fair and square, what are ya gonna do about it? Don't pout, just watch my show!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 11:24 PM (w2LAm)

535 212 Funny, my tractor dealer said there has been an unexpected run on back hoes since November 3. Go figure?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 03, 2020 10:37 PM (87oRe)


Unfortunately, I'm old-school shovel only.

But all that is really required is "shut-up".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:24 PM (sy5kK)

536 Well, it depends, and there are decimal places to consider.
Posted by: DOMINION
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Also, intent. I expected our local attorneys to point that out.

Depositions to follow...and Discovery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (l0Lgi)

537 Yeah, apparently 5x3 means '5 groups of 3' but not '3 groups of 5' or some bullshit.

"You, you're no good at math. You should become a teacher..."

Posted by: College Guidance Counselor at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (fFtVH)

538 chique, are you crazy? ;-)

80s fashion was incredible. I'm still waiting for women to start wearing leotards and tights to the gym again!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

539 311 If I ever were t see Gavin Newsome in person I would be hard pressed not to throw my shoe at him.

Posted by: IC


It'd probably slide right off his greasy head.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (+lVUW)

540 The 80s were a great time to be a kid.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (0pwUP)



Preach!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (5eQqR)

541 80s fashion sucked majorly.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:24 PM (9hauA)

Hush, you.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (uEbPt)

542 518 Same here. I was basically the age of the brat pack teens thru the 80s.

Posted by: Rusty at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (+SloN)

543 >> 80s fashion sucked majorly.


You don't like Insomniac's Girbauds?

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (0pwUP)

544 I think Khan academy is on-line and may be free ...

for homeschooling parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles, god parents, neighbors, friends, interest onlookers ...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (LPnfS)

545 In retrospect, my brother and I would likely have had a better relationship if I had busted his nose a couple of times when we were younger.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:21 PM (nakwk)

It's never too late! A few years ago my brother was being a belligerent drunk, I hit him. That knocked him out, it brought me and his wife closer together, not in an improper way.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (Rz2Nc)

546 80s fashion was incredible. I'm still waiting for women to start wearing leotards and tights to the gym again!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

No.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (9hauA)

547
Can we all stop, please? It is a stressful time as we watch for the legitimacy of our government hang in the balance, but there's no sense to what y'all are arguing about. "He's not positive enough!"? Well God bless Captain Carnegie, we don't all have your superpowers. "She's spouting these crazy conspiracy theories!"? And millions of people believe that communism will make their lives better, so I'm not sure why you find that strange.

Point is, everybody just shut up and be civil. Disagree, fine. But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)


Many moons ago, big sister and i had horses. Our pasture was accessed via a path between wild poison ivy (which i am scrathing just writing about) and Dad's rose garden.

We were forever peeved with each other. No reason needed.

One day she caught me halfway down the path on foot, her mounted on her quarter horse. She kicked him in the ribs and he leapt forward as though there were cannon to the left and right. I assessed my options and dove headlong into the poison ivy.

Several weeks later i caught her i the same, ah, compromising position and gave her the same options she gave me. She chose poorly and dove into the roses.

I put my horse away and then stood there, scratching poison ivy rash, laughing at her dumb ass as she disentangled herself from the roses. This wasn't a quick process. I brushed the horse, fed and watered her as well.

When she climbed out bloody, pissed off, and with a gleam in her eye...shit got real.

Best damned fist fight i've ever been in. She out weighed me by about 15 pounds. I got my 80 pound ass handed to me, but it was worth it. Prom night, and she was sporting some war wounds as well as the scratches the roses inflicted on her.


WD, is this the kind of sibling rivalry you really want? How about a polite church lady tea party tiff in stead? While sporty, they are nearly bloodless.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (VcFUs)

548 re the GA signature audit: I want to believe, but right now color me skeptical. I just don't trust anyone not named Trump anymore.

Georgia has had a literal month to destroy, falsify, or otherwise jimmy rig whatever they needed in order to stand up to examination.

Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (ojwvu)

549 Regarding the up-thread conversation... as someone who purchased an old house, my advise is - don't purchase an old house. You don't want to deal with plumbing and electrical that's up to the building code of 1929.

Posted by: PabloD isn't in a reconciliatory mood at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (/LWj7)

550 Smoking. I don't really care what it is...I just plain love smoking.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (0pwUP)

And prancing in high-heeled Crocs....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (xT2tT)

551 533 I will always be just so incredibly grateful to God that he let me come of age in the 80's, when the chicks were 80's chicks.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:22 PM (uEbPt)

I caught the very end of the 1970s, and its influence on the early 1980s was a very fine thing.

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My black Angels Flight pants are livingly mounted and framed in my Life Gallery.

Ahhh, memories.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (fLVm1)

552 498 Except...we have a few loud-mouthed drunks here.

[Besides Garrett]




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Hey, it's not drunk, it's just a nice even high yer doin'.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (CZm2G)

553 Ironically, Common Core exists because teachers are the lowest common denominator of humanity.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:23 PM (uEbPt)



Mrs Hades is a teacher. She has two masters degrees and a bachelors in accounting.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (CcOog)

554 I wore levis and a white t-shirt for about 78% of the 80s.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (0pwUP)

555 Speaking of Bill Gates - I got to talk with a head shrinker a while back who used to have a practice "on the west coast" and had a patient who claimed to have been an intern for some big tech company. Said intern was seriously screwed up but claimed basically, to have been abused by the *wife* of the big boss of the company and from the description it was pretty clearly Melinda Gates.


Is the story true? It is second hand from someone with serious mental issues but....considering how the rest of the elites live it wouldn't surprise me.


Posted by: Obligatory at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (qlFIA)

556 I will always be just so incredibly grateful to God that he let me come of age in the 80's, when the chicks were 80's chicks.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:22 PM (uEbPt)

I caught the very end of the 1970s, and its influence on the early 1980s was a very fine thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I continue to forget that there are children here. Come to think of it, I seem to forget a lot of things lately...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (l0Lgi)

557 And prancing in high-heeled Crocs....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (xT2tT)

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That's cruel, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (fLVm1)

558 Calls for? Who is in charge of this shit show?
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 11:09 PM (yQpMk)


The GA Secretary of State, who is elected.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (jOcSX)

559 How the clean up going?
Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (LPnfS)

Going well. I did a little framing today for a shear wall in my garage, and got the largest piece of OSB hung on the framing. Should have that task completed tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (mzC78)

560 Wow, oh, so now all of a sudden, math is allowed on the blog?

This kind of math is allowed on the blog:

http://y2u.be/WFoC3TR5rzI

Posted by: spindrift at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (g7qf6)

561 80s girls had big hair and big...should pads.


But the girls didn't try to look like, or become boys...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 11:28 PM (qlFIA)

562 I'd move tomorrow to be honest.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:18 PM (Nyumu)


We began thinking about it during the Obama years when Obama and the Colorado government was becoming more and more hostile to dissidents, especially Christians. It was starting to look like it might be a good idea to move to friendlier territory.

The fact that Polis got elected and the way he has handled the shutdowns tells me this state may be too far gone. Not to mention the push to give up our electoral votes.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:28 PM (ofYez)

563 "264 If you had one bullet to spend on a historical monster, which one would it be? "


You do not answer this question before consulting with Tony Starks.

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 11:28 PM (fLpTX)

564 >>And prancing in high-heeled Crocs....



Whenever I think about feeling bad for not sending you Antelope Steaks, I remember shit like this.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:28 PM (0pwUP)

565 One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (w

I can understand the unnecessary lesson that 5 x 3 is five 3's but not that it does not 'equal' three 5's . It should be just a lesson of identifying the multiplier. Which really doesn't matter as it's commutative.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:28 PM (2DOZq)

566 late '70s weren't bad to grow up, even in the now-vilified suburbia. Sure there were burnouts, dopers, jocks, metalhead and weirdos. But if you had a good bike and some cool friends you could do alright.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 03, 2020 11:28 PM (oAY8z)

567 --------

I continue to forget that there are children here. Come to think of it, I seem to forget a lot of things lately...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (l0Lgi)
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Heh, no one caught Snooky Lanson at the last thread either.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (CZm2G)

568 80s fashion was incredible. I'm still waiting for women to start wearing leotards and tights to the gym again!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

No.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (9hauA)


Aw.

Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (S8ePJ)

569 I do remember back in the day they took the toll booths out on 95 north and south of Richmond. I think we all were surprised when the government said enough was enough.

Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (bPvlX)


I remember back in the day when Connecticut, of all places, took off the tolls on I-95. I think the accidents at the toll plazas may have had a hand in that decision. From what I remember, there were some really fiery crashes at the toll plazas.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (ldL4g)

570 >> If you had one bullet to spend on a historical monster, which one would it be?


Probably Jimmy Buffet.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (0pwUP)

571 Evening.

Drinking a mint julep.

Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (1Yy3c)

572 80s fashion was incredible. I'm still waiting for women to start wearing leotards and tights to the gym again!

Posted by: qdpsteve


Yes, and following the "right" sort of yoga pants down the cereal aisle, almost makes shopping worth it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (r1z5A)

573 80s fashion sucked majorly.


Not near as bad as the '70s...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (ZSK0i)

574 This kind of math is allowed on the blog:

http://y2u.be/WFoC3TR5rzI
Posted by: spindrift at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (g7qf6)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (9hauA)

575 I briefly lived in a country house that had it's electricity added years after construction. It had the kind with two wires running outside the walls on ceramic insulators, originally wrapped with paper, but of course that was off in many places.


I spend the entire time afraid to turn on a light.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (yQpMk)

576 We are a country of weak, sickly sheep that have become afraid of their shadows. Friend went to an outside Plant nursery. He went to pay in cash and the guy wouldn't take it from his hand. He asked him to drop the money in a box. Seriously. We are doomed. If our rulers say you can never take your masks off 95 % will be ok with it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (WekKK)

577 Lots of makeup, real boobs, real butts, no ink, big hair, tight clothes, unabashedly female... need I go on?

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (uEbPt)

578 Mrs Hades is a teacher. She has two masters degrees and a bachelors in accounting.
Posted by: GGE
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It's the Broad Brush syndrome. People tend to forget that it's only a majority that are stinkers, not all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:30 PM (pbStR)

579 >>Not near as bad as the '70s...


The only way you could tell the difference between people and furniture was that the people were smoking cigarettes.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:30 PM (0pwUP)

580 Yes, and following the "right" sort of yoga pants down the cereal aisle, almost makes shopping worth it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (r1z5A)


Ah, so no shopping at Walmart then.

Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 11:30 PM (S8ePJ)

581 @570
Good one, I'm actually torn between Bob Cat Goldthwaite or Pauly Shore.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 03, 2020 11:30 PM (ztzef)

582 I do remember back in the day they took the toll booths out on 95
north and south of Richmond. I think we all were surprised when the
government said enough was enough.



Posted by: Quint at December 03, 2020 11:06 PM (bPvlX)

That was about the same time they took the toll out between Norfolk and Va Beach. I was stationed at NAS Oceana at the time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:31 PM (CcOog)

583 Regarding the up-thread conversation... as someone who purchased an old house, my advise is - don't purchase an old house. You don't want to deal with plumbing and electrical that's up to the building code of 1929.

Posted by: PabloD isn't in a reconciliatory mood at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (/LWj7)

Agreed, my first house was built in 1929, beautiful place, but the constant upkeep and upgrading is exhausting.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 03, 2020 11:31 PM (Rz2Nc)

584 Mrs Hades is a teacher. She has two masters degrees and a bachelors in accounting.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter


And She prolly hates Common Core more than the rest of us...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:31 PM (LPnfS)

585 Mrs Hades is a teacher. She has two masters degrees and a bachelors in accounting.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (CcOog)

I have read enough of your comments over the years to make the safe assumption that you are no dummy, and that you didn't marry one either.

But public school teachers rarely wow with their intellect. I think you will admit that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:31 PM (xT2tT)

586 AF, the problem at Walmart is that you find something sexy to follow around, and then they spin around and turn out to be a man. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

587 There was a time I thought I was odd for being a germophobe (brought on mainly by supposed immunosuppression)... but now I just wish everyone would get the fuck back to normal.

I don't miss handshakes, but other than that, I am so so so fucking tired of this shit. We're never going back to our lives as they were. The commies will never allow it.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (uEbPt)

588 But public school teachers rarely wow with their intellect. I think you will admit that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:31 PM (xT2tT)

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They're all COVID Frontline Heroes.

Just ask one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (fLVm1)

589 70s had better cars

not sure if anyone wants to argue for the 80s on that one

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah (dcpq/fgwy) at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (oAY8z)

590 Had some wild ass dream last night that I was drafted into a test done by the government where they would lie to you in order to convince you of a strange new reality.

Or something.

I'm blanking on details but I was in my truck and kept calling bullshit on everything.

But it was the most vivid dream I've had in a long looooong time.

I wonder if it was the melatonin I took before bed?

Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (1Yy3c)

591 I'm here.

I was busy having children in the 80's. I also had dogs and puppies and a garden and a big pond in the back yard with ducks and turtles. I called it my earth mother stage. Didn't last all that long before I had to go back to work.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (sd8p8)

592 I was skinny in the 80s
And really pretty
Damn I now get letters from the aarp
Fuck that

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (gIhoc)

593 I'm really glad I'm retired. I don't know how I would handle all this crap if I was working and had to work to eat.

Wait for the next rubicon; we'll be told we need to get a chip so they can tell if we're vaccinated or not and if you don't have a chip then some places won't let you inside and soon more and more places will do that and you won't be able to buy food, get prescriptions or even see your doctor.

Also this nonsense about cash. A cash society is another thing that the globalists want gone as this allows them to track all transactions thus providing the Gov with an instant knowledge of things out of balance when the people involved are doing something they don't want known.

And of course the mask is a way to isolate people from each other. It's especially important that we be able to interact pleasantly with strangers as your inner circle mostly gives you few problems. Whereas being able to evaluate a stranger is vital. So without cues from faces we will default to being suspicious and backing away physically and mentally. Thus isolating the stranger and making travel to other areas more difficult and less likely to be a positive experience.

Oh whoever whipped this up is a freaking genius. I can't believe that a group of humans could accomplish this degree of planning.

I'm going with the Devil is making his move.

The end times are here.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (MLN/X)

594 Thanks WD for all the content. That captcha video was very funny.

Posted by: MikeM at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (IKT63)

595 He went to pay in cash and the guy wouldn't take it from his hand. He asked him to drop the money in a box. Seriously.
{...}
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd'


well, actually, one of the filthiest things in this world is money ... literally

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (LPnfS)

596 so if you test positive for the covid, you can still go out in public with a mask on right?

i mean if the mask works, it really works

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (GIeIM)

597 Ah, so no shopping at Walmart then.

Posted by: AF



Yoga pants there is a box in Walmart bingo.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (r1z5A)

598 Snopes says the story about CIA Director Gina Haspel is false but...don't present a Haspel sighting. Because of course they don't.

I don't presume the CIA director makes a lot of public appearances but...err...wouldn't it make sense for her to drop by Gohmert's office for a 15m chat to stop rumors?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (qlFIA)


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I saw that Snopes thing. It's a joke. It bases the idea that it's a hoax on the raid in Frankfurt being a hoax.

But I've heard the raid in Frankfurt confirmed by TWO independent, reliable people. It's definitely real.

As to Haspel, who knows? It seems odd to me for a Director to go over to Germany to personally oversee an operation. For one thing, it would be very time critical - would she really wait until she got there, if it was THAT important?

That being said, it could actually be true that she was very much involved it the attack on our electoral system, and has been detained by military intelligence. It's impossible to say.

POTUS would know, of course, but he might judge it to be in his best interests to keep that quiet - for now.

Or it could be nonsense - just made up entirely.

You might think that such a public figure would make a public appearance, in response to the "news", and the MSM would LOVE to broadcast it, and brand StopTheSteal as a bunch of conspiracy kooks. But that's not necessarily the way it works. CIA is very secretive, of course, and is perfectly happy to keep people guessing.

Let's remember - while such ideas seem like science fiction, they follow logically from what we KNOW ACTUALLY HAPPENED, which was at a 9-11 level of extraordinary, and we also KNOW that all the major media networks are colluding to cover it up through gaslighting - they've made that abundantly obvious. Extraordinary things that are TRUE can ONLY find there way to backwater news outlets. The Big Boys would censor them, and fire who ever wrote the report to begin with.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (hOOi9)

599 I'm going with the Devil is making his move.

The end times are here.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (MLN/X)

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I was told there would be no eschatology in this thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (fLVm1)

600 It had the kind with two wires running outside the walls on ceramic insulators, originally wrapped with paper, but of course that was off in many places.
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Knob and tube.

I can't believe I said that on the ONT.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:34 PM (pbStR)

601 Whenever I think about feeling bad for not sending you Antelope Steaks, I remember shit like this.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:28 PM (0pwUP)

If you were a better shot it would be more of an issue!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:34 PM (xT2tT)

602
It's the Broad Brush syndrome. People tend to forget that it's only a majority that are stinkers, not all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:30 PM (pbStR)

Look, my comments get long enough without having to disclaim them in ways that do nothing to detract from their point. Do I really have to spell out that I don't think "every teacher bad"?

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:34 PM (uEbPt)

603 But public school teachers rarely wow with their intellect. I think you will admit that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:31 PM (xT2tT)

Was I that obvious? In my defense, I taught special Ed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:34 PM (WekKK)

604 Point is, everybody just shut up and be civil. Disagree, fine. But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)

You did set the tone by starting with promising to turn the ONT around...

*ducks*

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 11:34 PM (Ojki1)

605 Ruby Freeman did not kill herself.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 03, 2020 11:34 PM (+RyHU)

606 342 Snopes says the story about CIA Director Gina Haspel is false but...don't present a Haspel sighting. Because of course they don't.

I don't presume the CIA director makes a lot of public appearances but...err...wouldn't it make sense for her to drop by Gohmert's office for a 15m chat to stop rumors?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 10:55 PM (qlFIA)

Exactly my point, thanks 18-1.

Snopes portrays themselves as a $10,000 a night model-super hooker, when in fact, is a $20 crack whore with open sores on her lips.

But yeah, let's believe Snopes!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)

607 Said intern was seriously screwed up but claimed basically, to have been abused by the *wife* of the big boss of the company and from the description it was pretty clearly Melinda Gates.


Posted by: Obligatory at December 03, 2020 11:27 PM (qlFIA)

abused as in treated badly? could be

also, do you guys remember several years ago, a magazine (Vanity Fair?) ran a story on Silicon Valley lower level employees being pressured to participate in orgies? Basically as party favors to execs / VIPsy

Before #metoo

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:34 PM (nUhF0)

608 588 But public school teachers rarely wow with their intellect. I think you will admit that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:31 PM (xT2tT)

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They're all COVID Frontline Heroes.

Just ask one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (fLVm1)

Aaand with that, I'm reminded of that great Norm Macdonald 'teachers' sketch.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 11:34 PM (RNIUJ)

609 It's the Broad Brush syndrome. People tend to forget that it's only a majority that are stinkers, not all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:30 PM (pbStR)



Sadly it's not the majority. The majority are solid professionals who just want to do a good job, about like any other profession. In their case there are enough bad apples that get a lot of attention (and the unions don't cover themselves in glory when they protect them), and because they are who the parents see they get blamed for the administration's decisions to make them do stupid shit...like teach common core.

I tell ya, I've learned a lot about how the sausage is made, so to speak, and teaching is yet another profession (along with cop) that makes me wonder just whyinnafuq anyone would want to do it. Especially for teachers who spend more on their own education than they will probably earn, and they are required to GET that much education by the politicians who run the state board of education who probably drank and cheated their way through a poli-sci degree in the first place.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (CcOog)

610 When did I get so damn old

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (gIhoc)

611 I was told there would be no eschatology in this thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (fLVm1)



Who told you that? Satan!?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (ZSK0i)

612 I almost never remember my dreams. But had one the other night in which a cheetah was killing me. I woke up when my skull began to crack in its maw.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (H5knJ)

613 Staten Island was $19.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (3fR4G)


Yeah, but the tolls are only one way.

/Such a bargain!

And if you live on the Island, you get a discount.

/Such a bigger bargain!

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (ldL4g)

614 Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (gIhoc)


Did you have to lie down on the bed so you could get your jeans on?

And did you get them that tight by sitting in a bath and then letting them dry while wearing them?

I saw girls wearing pants that you could see EVERYTHING they were that tight.

If it wasn't for Carter being President, the '80s were pretty good.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (MLN/X)

615 I mean, when I say "80's chicks were the best", it doesn't mean I'd have pounded them all.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (uEbPt)

616 well, actually, one of the filthiest things in this world is money ... literally
Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (LPnfS)

No more so than any hand rail, gas pump, door handle , etc.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:36 PM (2DOZq)

617 576 We are a country of weak, sickly sheep that have become afraid of their shadows. Friend went to an outside Plant nursery. He went to pay in cash and the guy wouldn't take it from his hand. He asked him to drop the money in a box. Seriously. We are doomed. If our rulers say you can never take your masks off 95 % will be ok with it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:29 PM (WekKK)
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Here and there.
Shopping tonight, forgot my mask, no one said a word.
At the register I apologized , she said no worries.
Took my cash with unsheathed hands and tendered change the same.

There are pussies out there and there are others who are not. Except that they may be female.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 11:36 PM (CZm2G)

618 Shoulder pads, FTW ...

https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=i-jdhorGtQI

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:36 PM (LPnfS)

619 I almost never remember my dreams. But had one the other night in which a cheetah was killing me. I woke up when my skull began to crack in its maw.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (H5knJ)

Likely a pun for "cheater", I'm guessing about the election... I hope.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:36 PM (uEbPt)

620 GA Gov Kemp has called on SOS piece of shit to do a signature audit, in response to the video of the ballot counting taking place after the 'pipe break' in Atlanta...

What that means I have no idea.

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (fLpTX)

621 But public school teachers rarely wow with their intellect. I think you will admit that.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:31 PM (xT2tT)


Oh, I'm not saying they are necessarily the sharpest knives in the drawer. But they aren't the dullest ones, either.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (CcOog)

622 I was skinny in the 80s
And really pretty
Damn I now get letters from the aarp
Fuck that
Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (gIhoc)

You're only as old as you feel.

Lou, I'm prescribing you nine inch stiletto heels and a leather miniskirt and a biker jacket with steel spikes. Strut your stuff!

Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (1Yy3c)

623 I really enjoyed Dave in FLA's insights into the election. I certainly hope he's just taking off and didn't feel chased off.

The scope of the election fraud takes my breath away, this is treasonous behavior committed by probably thousands of democrats all over the 50 states...they've been so brainwashed into OrangeManBad that they didn't even need to be told to forge ballots, they just did it.

The bigger fraud, the truckloads of ballots, that was coordinated by bigger fish. They need to be outed and prosecuted.

The rigged voting machines, if that traces back to Chy-na, or Spain, or Germany, that's an act of war. Interfering in the US Presidential Election is an act of war.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (oGBso)

624 I was in my 20's in the 80's so I have good memories.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (2DOZq)

625 I wonder if it was the melatonin I took before bed?

Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2020 11:32 PM (1Yy3c)


Do not ignore the lesser known side effects of melatonin!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (87oRe)

626 >>>> 80s fashion sucked majorly.


It was fun - bright, big, crazy. I mean, you can look back at the fashion in movies and cringe at the big hair, shoulder pads, clunky earrings, etc. but overall it was colorful, unserious, and you could definitely tell the women from the men. I'll take that over the deliberate ugliness of today, or the androgynous, dull GAP-wear of the early 2000's.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (bDqIh)

627 nah, real girls flopped on the bed and used a pair of pliers to zip jeans up

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (GIeIM)

628 614 jakee308
Oh heck yes
My friend And I had pliers and we would use the pliers to pull up our jeans
Good grief that shit was crazy!!

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:38 PM (gIhoc)

629 Oh whoever whipped this up is a freaking genius. I can't believe that a group of humans could accomplish this degree of planning.

I'm going with the Devil is making his move.

The end times are here.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (MLN/X)

Ellipsis had a great post outlining how the steps that are being utilized in the time of WuFlu ominously parallel the steps that a cult utilizes to control their neophytes. It's evergreen.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2020 11:38 PM (RNIUJ)

630 well, actually, one of the filthiest things in this world is money ... literally

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (LPnfS)


Agreed. The hysteria should be assuaged when we all have our mandatory vaccination cards we can show.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:38 PM (WekKK)

631 When did I get so damn old



Posted by: Lousagirl



Sorry, it's that "circle of life" horseshit.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:38 PM (r1z5A)

632 Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (bDqIh)

Get out of my head.

Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (uEbPt)

633 Can't do shiite with the flikr pic on the phone, but its a pic of a gibbous moon on a cobalt night sky over a seasode billage on a hill.

Band: Institute for Transuranium Elements
Album: God, please help Canada

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (jJjw9)

634 When did I get so damn old



Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (gIhoc)


You're telling me. I will qualify for senior discounts after my very next birthday. The old saying about taking better care of myself if I had known I was going to live this long certainly applies.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (CcOog)

635 I was in my 20's in the 80's so I have good memories.


That's the main thing. I look back at certain periods and think I was really happy then, and then I remember that I was 25, so yeah.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (yQpMk)

636 Pablo and Evasive, you are each allowed one "I told you so" if I buy that house and then complain in the comments.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (ofYez)

637 I often have weird dreams after taking melatonin or Tylenol.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (sd8p8)

638 622 Robert
HahaGod Love you
Thanks for that
I would probably break an ankle

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (gIhoc)

639 It was fun - bright, big, crazy. I mean, you can look back at the fashion in movies and cringe at the big hair, shoulder pads, clunky earrings, etc. but overall it was colorful, unserious, and you could definitely tell the women from the men. I'll take that over the deliberate ugliness of today, or the androgynous, dull GAP-wear of the early 2000's.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (bDqIh)

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PLUS, snakeskin prints!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (fLVm1)

640
Yes, captcha is getting intolerable. Sick of grainy, long distance pics and multiple solutions.

If it goes more than 3 blocs of pics I just vacate.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (KATBx)

641 I think I read a comment from Dave in FL saying he was taking a break. I don't think anyone chased him away.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:07 PM (9hauA)


See how you are? Don't you dare beat yourself up for commenting too much!

It's great to hear he's just on a break and it is your omnipresence that has informed us of this!

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 03, 2020 11:40 PM (hOOi9)

642 nah, real girls flopped on the bed and used a pair of pliers to zip jeans up

Posted by: will choose a nic later




And if one could pop that button open, was never sure if the sigh was passion and being able to breath.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:40 PM (r1z5A)

643 Sorry, it's that "circle of life" horseshit.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:38 PM (r1z5A)

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Sorry, but getting old doesn't excuse eating your neighbors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:40 PM (fLVm1)

644
You're only as old as you feel.
------

I can't say that cheered me up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2020 11:41 PM (AytXr)

645 The hysteria should be assuaged when we all have our mandatory vaccination cards we can show.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:38 PM (WekKK)

Unlike many people here I have no qualms about the vaccine and look forward to getting it...just like I look forward to getting the flu vaccine every year.

Because I do not enjoy being sick.

But if they make it mandatory I will change my tune immediately.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:41 PM (xT2tT)

646 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (fLVm1)


I always wanted to see what Immanentize the Eschaton would look like.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:41 PM (MLN/X)

647 No more so than any hand rail, gas pump, door handle , etc.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me


Stationary.

Money - fairly high rate of turnover. They tested money and found traces of cocaine ...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:41 PM (LPnfS)

648 I was in my 20's in the 80's so I have good memories.



So was I, and I ain't admitting to nothing.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:41 PM (CcOog)

649 You're only as old as you feel.
------

I can't say that cheered me up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

If you're over 40 and nothing hurts when you get out of bed in the morning -

You're dead.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (Rvt88)

650 "I can't believe that a group of humans could accomplish this degree of planning. "

What are you talking about?
This is the most inept bullshit in the history of all inept bullshit.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (w7KSn)

651 Here and there.
Shopping tonight, forgot my mask, no one said a word.
At the register I apologized , she said no worries.
Took my cash with unsheathed hands and tendered change the same.



You guys enjoy it while it lasts. We had a fair stretch in New Mexico where they weren't rigorous about masking. Then the governor cracked down and the local grocery store brought in the city cops five times last Saturday alone for mask violations...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (ZSK0i)

652 Meh. I think teachers by and large are pretty dull witted. It's one of several female dominated professions (like nurses, paralegals, secretaries) that suffered an enormous brain drain once more prestigious, better paying professions were opened up to women. There used to be a lot of sharp cookies that were more or less confined to those professions if they wanted to work outside the home. Doesn't make all current ones stupid, but it sure hasn't done the average any good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (H5knJ)

653 Pablo and Evasive, you are each allowed one "I told you so" if I buy that house and then complain in the comments.





Posted by: President-elect Emmie



Buy it. You get more bang for the buck, and some of us like working on old houses.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (r1z5A)

654 If it wasn't for Carter being President, the '80s were pretty good.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:35 PM (MLN/X


Well, by 1981 Reagan was president. So the rest of the decade was fine.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (ofYez)

655 Disco doesn't even seem so bad from this distance.

The Red Onion, Woodland Hills, FTW!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:43 PM (fLVm1)

656
80s fashion was incredible. I'm still waiting for women to start wearing leotards and tights to the gym again!
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 11:25 PM (L2ZTs)

You are free to wear them on your own you know.

It's 2020 after all.

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 11:43 PM (Ojki1)

657 saw where the kung flue has killed 1 out of every 800 people in ND so far.

which sounds bad, but regular influenza kill one out of every 1,000 per year

so noodle on that some in risk assessment

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:43 PM (GIeIM)

658 Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 03, 2020 11:40 PM (hOOi9)

Glad to be of help!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:43 PM (9hauA)

659 You're only as old as you feel.

Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (1Yy3c)


I gave my sister a birthday card that said that on the outside. On the inside it said, "So stop feeling old people."

Posted by: AF at December 03, 2020 11:44 PM (S8ePJ)

660
Sorry, but getting old doesn't excuse eating your neighbors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Have you met the neighbor? (I denounce myself)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:44 PM (r1z5A)

661 Doesn't make all current ones stupid, but it sure hasn't done the average any good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (H5knJ)


I'm guessing you haven't been paying attention to the overall average lately. I mean, there are people who think Biden won the election fairly. Just sayin'.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:44 PM (CcOog)

662
Snopes portrays themselves as a $10,000 a night model-super hooker,
when in fact, is a $20 crack whore with open sores on her lips.

***

Did you pick that analogy on purpose? Snopes shit the bed when Mr Snopes, aka David P. Mikkelson, embezzled the profits to spend on hookers and hired one of them to run the site and Mrs Snopes found out about it...and after the divorce he married his new hooker girlfriend...


Picture of said "urban legends researcher" not completely safe for work


https://tinyurl.com/y3ua6fox

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 11:44 PM (qlFIA)

663 634 GGE of the moron horde

Thats so true I turned 55 this year and those assholes sent me mail
So I straight up texted all my family and told them
And so it begins
But at least I get twenty percent off at Albertsons on old folks day
So theres that

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:44 PM (gIhoc)

664 What are you talking about?
This is the most inept bullshit in the history of all inept bullshit.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (w7KSn)

"oh my gosh he's still winning! Print more! More! It doesn't matter just keep printing!"

Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 11:44 PM (ojwvu)

665 Laura Ingraham just now: "there are a lot of Republicans who are demoralized and down...dust yourself off and get involved. This is not the last election..."

This woman is an imbecile...I'm sorry, but she just is. No one who voted for Trump wants to "just dust themselves off" as if not accepting fraud is the same as being a depressed cry baby...
She is basically saying here:

"Trump lost fair and square, what are ya gonna do about it? Don't pout, just watch my show!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2020 11:24 PM (w2LAm)


I never cared for Laura Ingraham. Now I can care for her less. Thanks.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (ldL4g)

666
Take for example Dave in FL. The asshattery and bullshit spewing from YOU ASSHOLES made him leave. Now, who would be the more American, the man shouted away from volunteering his knowledge to us or the cantankerous bastards that shit on people like Dave in FL and drive their contributions away..

Personally, it would have been better for people to have thanked him for providing us something none of YOU have either time or skill to provide.
Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (aR6C/)


When did Dave in Fla leave?
He did a great job.

News to me. But then again, I had to go dark for a week or so just to get away from the BS and nonsense of PROGDA nonsense and lies. If he hasn't been around recently, maybe he had to take a break, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (sy5kK)

667 so noodle on that some in risk assessment

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:43 PM (GIeIM)

Ah yes...the vast difference between 0.125% and 0.10%

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (xT2tT)

668 >>> 655 Disco doesn't even seem so bad from this distance.


Disco > 2020
Disco Duck > 2020

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (l6b3d)

669 If you're over 40 and nothing hurts when you get out of bed in the morning -

You're dead.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (Rvt8

Nothing hurt until I started working out regularly.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland (Ex/Why/Zed) at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (9hauA)

670
NY Post:
Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog's tail https://trib.al/X02dYvUJ

yikes!

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (nUhF0)

671 As to Haspel, who knows? It seems odd to me for a Director to go over to
Germany to personally oversee an operation. For one thing, it would be
very time critical - would she really wait until she got there, if it
was THAT important?



That being said, it could actually be true that she was very much
involved it the attack on our electoral system, and has been detained by
military intelligence. It's impossible to say.

---

In the novelization, she's in military custody and Trump people started the death rumor as stray voltage.

Maybe someone should ask Schumer, since he seems to be the deep state spokesscum.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (kOpft)

672 371 I'm going out a limb here, but methinks Tank Abrams will be too big to jail.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (jJjw9)

Artificial reef.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (mzC7

oil slick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (sy5kK)

673 Regarding the up-thread conversation... as someone who purchased an old house, my advise is - don't purchase an old house. You don't want to deal with plumbing and electrical that's up to the building code of 1929.

Posted by: PabloD isn't in a reconciliatory mood at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM


Agreed!

Also, what someone else said about insulation.

Oh, and let's not forget leaky windows (storm windows, remember those?) and old (sandy, disintegrating) concrete foundations...

Posted by: JQ at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (09wCi)

674 >>PLUS, snakeskin prints!

Heh, and lace! There was everything, really. There was the whole Madonna look (minis, cropped shirts and sweaters, neon), but then also the Benetton big sweaters and leggings, and the really feminine business suits with the pencil skirts and fitted jackets. We all had big hair, big jewelry.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (bDqIh)

675 665 Laura Ingraham just now: "there are a lot of Republicans who are demoralized and down...dust yourself off and get involved. This is not the last election..."

--------

Go to hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (fLVm1)

676 Oy.

Chores to do.

Good night, good people...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (LPnfS)

677 I'm not anti- vax, but there has to be a solid reason. I get a allergy shot occasionally. But even at my age I dont consider a Covid vax necessary. In fact now there's evidence that antibodies to this Covid could have build up if we had any of the other Covids and they generalize to C19.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (WekKK)

678 Bete, they're easier to see on another person. :-)
And they look a lot better on women.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)

679 [Dave in Fla] did seem a bit down about how shit has gone down in the early going. It's not like he is alone. I am actually surprised more people have not lost their temper, honestly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (y7ppq)


I don't get it. He focused the most on the FL election, which went just as he said it would. The places where his predictions had problems were all suspicious at the start, and it has been shown that he was MORE THAN RIGHT. We may never know how much better than his predictions things went.

He didn't predict TheSteal. Nobody predicted 9-11 either.

If anything, it might show why he was off in 2012.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 03, 2020 11:47 PM (hOOi9)

680 I'm lucky. When I went to school you simply memorized the multiplication tables. And that didn't hurt me at all with high school math classes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 03, 2020 11:47 PM (+lVUW)

681 Unlike many people here I have no qualms about the vaccine and look
forward to getting it...just like I look forward to getting the flu
vaccine every year.
***

I'm pretty concerned that they've been rushing it to market. Normally the government slow rolls these things more then it should but I have concerns they went the opposite way here.


It took 5 years to roll out an Ebola vaccine. I don't believe you can safely roll out a COVID vaccine in less then a year.


And remember not only is there politics involved, but a bunch of the politicos and bureaucrats involved seem to believe COVID is more lethal then the plague...which if true would justify the risk of serious long term injury.


Of course when COVID 3 comes out of China in a year or two this is all moot anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 11:47 PM (qlFIA)

682 Unlike many people here I have no qualms about the vaccine and look forward to getting it...just like I look forward to getting the flu vaccine every year.

Because I do not enjoy being sick.

But if they make it mandatory I will change my tune immediately.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:41 PM (xT2tT)

I will happily wait until others have thoroughly tested the vaccine, and proven it to be harmless.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 11:47 PM (mzC78)

683 So I went to this link in sidebar: "Would-be hit song from 1970s Italian singer is written in Fake English -- " & watched it a few times. It is strangely compelling, especially the dancing... Then saw the singer did a version of "Tar & Cement" - one of those songs I forgot I liked. The version by Verdelle Smith.

Posted by: Baldy at December 03, 2020 11:48 PM (OLCH5)

684 Buy it. You get more bang for the buck, and some of us like working on old houses.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (r1z5A


I like you. Wanna come work on my house?

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:48 PM (ofYez)

685 Go to hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (fLVmyep

another one whose life goes on as usual no matter what Biden fucks up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:48 PM (WekKK)

686 Pablo and Evasive, you are each allowed one "I told you so" if I buy that house and then complain in the comments.


Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:39 PM (ofYez)

I wouldn't do that, my house was lovely. I kept it in my divorce. I nay sold it when I moved in with my new and improved wife. She had a house mortgage free, it made a lot more financial sense to keep hers.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 03, 2020 11:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

687 In fact now there's evidence that antibodies to this
Covid could have build up if we had any of the other Covids and they
generalize to C19.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (WekKK)

I had an MD appointment today and he mentioned that he tested + for the antibodies, but that it could have been another of the coronaviruses.

Very interesting stuff.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:49 PM (xT2tT)

688 I don't blame Dave in Florida for stepping away for a bit. I've had a hard time commenting as it just seems to be the same stuff over and over. I just want something to happen. Something big and beautiful as Trump,would say. Something Yuge.
I want to get excited about what is coming next.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 03, 2020 11:49 PM (sd8p8)

689 561 80s girls had big hair and big...should pads.


But the girls didn't try to look like, or become boys...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 11:28 PM (qlFIA)

?

So the movie "Just one of the guys" was a lie?

Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 11:49 PM (Ojki1)

690 >>> 670 NY Post:
Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog's tail https://trib.al/X02dYvUJ

yikes!
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (nUhF0)



So he takes inappropriate showers with his dogs too.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2020 11:49 PM (l6b3d)

691 Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:44 PM (gIhoc)


Wait till you use the electric carts when you go shopping. And HAVE to.

That's when you know. Forget losing some hair and this or that sagging it's when you find you have to declare to the world that you are a geezer cause you can't get to the back of the store without the cart.


It happens to us all. I've always wondered if those who die young have the better deal.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:49 PM (MLN/X)

692 I'm going out a limb here, but methinks Tank Abrams will be too big to jail.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings *President Re-Elect Donald Trump* at December 03, 2020 10:54 PM (jJjw9)

Artificial reef.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (mzC7

oil slick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (sy5kK)



Raging dumpster grease fire...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 03, 2020 11:49 PM (ZSK0i)

693 The rigged voting machines, if that traces back to Chy-na, or Spain, or
Germany, that's an act of war. Interfering in the US Presidential
Election is an act of war.

---
In China's case it wouldn't even be the first this year.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2020 11:50 PM (kOpft)

694 Dave In FL *is* in Florida.

Have there been any Florida Man stories that have the stench of a 'Ron about them?

"Florida Man lights gator on fire before punching it in the mouth and extinguishing the flames with vodka."

Something like that?

Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2020 11:50 PM (1Yy3c)

695 I mean seriously, they expect a sitting (incumbent) President, with a 52% Rasmussen approval rating, who easily wins Ohio and Florida, early on, and is winning easily by 10pm Eastern time, to be losing in the following days and weeks due to every type of easily identified fraud tactics that any average person could identify, to lose to a geriatric criminal who can't even speak in complete sentences and regularly shits himself, admits on camera his fraud scheme, and we are just supposed to roll over for this.
I don't fucking think so.
There simply is SOME shit I refuse to eat.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 03, 2020 11:50 PM (w7KSn)

696 how come nobody talks about covid1 thru covid18?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:51 PM (GIeIM)

697 I will say this about teachers, they have this problem where they think if they are experts in their field they must be experts in every field. I mean, they have a MASTER'S degree ferfuqsakes so that makes them smarter than anyone else! One of Mrs Hades co-workers was very proud of her Masters degree in literacy, she mentioned it whenever possible. I told her I had no degrees, just certificates in professional fields, and I make more money than she does. Funny that she hasn't mentioned her Masters degree to me since then.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:51 PM (CcOog)

698 I saw a video where Trump was younger and said he would be willing to lose every dollar just to see who was loyal
Hmmmmmmm

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:51 PM (gIhoc)

699 supposedly warp speed cut down on the red tape
and the not required but customary waitung between trial phases

that said, an entirely new class of vaccines (mRNA)? - not getting in line for that

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:51 PM (nUhF0)

700 It took 5 years to roll out an Ebola vaccine. I don't believe you can safely roll out a COVID vaccine in less then a year.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 11:47 PM (qlFIA)

The huge difference between Ebola and Wuhan Flu is that the death rates are orders of magnitude different.


How do you test a vaccine for a disease that kills 30%-50% of its victims?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2020 11:51 PM (xT2tT)

701 I like you. Wanna come work on my house?

Posted by: President-elect Emmie




Sure! Travel could be a serious issue though!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:51 PM (r1z5A)

702 677 I'm not anti- vax, but there has to be a solid reason. I get a allergy shot occasionally. But even at my age I dont consider a Covid vax necessary. In fact now there's evidence that antibodies to this Covid could have build up if we had any of the other Covids and they generalize to C19.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (WekKK)


I figure the vaccine is more likely to make me sick than the Covid. I've been running around, hugging exposed people, shaking hands, singing loudly in groups. The only illnesses I have had this year have been from wearing a Petri dish on my face.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:52 PM (ofYez)

703
"Florida Man lights gator on fire before punching it in the mouth and extinguishing the flames with vodka."

Something like that?

Posted by: Robert at December 03, 2020 11:50 PM (1Yy3c)

Someone's done that already!?


*crosses of bucket list*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:52 PM (WekKK)

704 And if one could pop that button open...
Posted by: Some rat
Last days of sophmore year and, incredibly, the blue-eyed girl of my dreams was lying with me, slightly inebriated, in my darkened dorm room. She had on a pair of fashion jeans, super tight, she looked great-for some reason they were called *safety jeans.* After struggling with the multiple buttons for 5 minutes, and giving up, I have wondered for 40 years if the name had anything to do with keeping her un molested.

Posted by: MikeM at December 03, 2020 11:52 PM (IKT63)

705 As near as I can tell, the risk posed by Covid for reasonably healthy non-elderly people is very small. Every drug, including vaccines, have adverse events. I just don't see a valid reason for me to get the vaccine; the risk-benefit assessment is speculative at best.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 11:52 PM (H5knJ)

706 I think they had most of the base research done on Covid viruses and a lot on this Covid 19 before the pandemic so I am not so concerned that they are rushing a potentially dangerous vaccine out. No more so than the flu vaccines.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:52 PM (2DOZq)

707 How do you test a vaccine for a disease that kills 30%-50% of its victims?
***

Well, for the record they had plenty of people in West African just dying to give it a try.


Try the veal.

Tip your waitress.


I'll see myself out

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 11:52 PM (qlFIA)

708 691 jacked 308

No way
I am so dang greatful that I am this age
Wisdom rocks!!!!

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:53 PM (gIhoc)

709 That was about the same time they took the toll out between Norfolk and Va Beach. I was stationed at NAS Oceana at the time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:31 PM (CcOog)


Difference is, though, 44 was always a toll road and never an interstate, even though a limited access toll road. I-95 is an interstate and no interstate should ever have tolls. The interstate system was/is a Federal program; no hindrance to interstate commerce and all that.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 11:53 PM (ldL4g)

710 Laura Ingraham has been a grifter for a long, long time.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2020 11:54 PM (CZm2G)

711 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2020 11:52 PM (H5knJ)

That's my feeling but I'd probably would like my mother to get it eventually.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:54 PM (2DOZq)

712 Just tossing this out there: did you know that Bill Gates is associated with an outfit that is giving vaccinations (for what I don't recall) all over Africa and that people are dying and they are fairly sure it's because of the vaccinations.

Don't hear about THAT on the tv do ya?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (MLN/X)

713 Band: U.S. Open
Album: Just Roll Right Over Them

Ha!

Not going to do flickr on my phone... My ipad died and this phone screen is too small for my 29y.o. eyes as it is...

Posted by: Flyover at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (Rbu5d)

714 415 BREAKING: Georgia Republican Gov. Brian Kemp calls for a signature audit after CCTV footage was leaked of hidden ballots being secretly counted.

Are Dems already saying this extreme and unhinged measure will betray the country somehow into a 9/11 attack from Trump's refusal of a proper transition?

Posted by: MSM madlibber at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (BBWrU)

715 440 Point is, everybody just shut up and be civil. Disagree, fine. But disagree like you would with a sibling, not like you would with a loudmouth drunk.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 11:10 PM (PRK75)

Unless, of course, you routinely disagree with siblings in the same manner as with loudmouth, belligerent drunks...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (nakwk)


Sometimes for me, those people would be one and the same.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (sy5kK)

716 God granted me this age
I am so glad I got to see my daughter grow up and she gave me my grandbabies
You dontknow Love until you have a grandbaby

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (gIhoc)

717 690 >>> 670 NY Post:
Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog's tail https://trib.al/X02dYvUJ

yikes!
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (nUhF0)
+++++++++++

So his cover story is...animal abuse?

Seriously, look how many layers this story has: taking a show, pulling a dog's tail, slipped, fell and broke bone.

It's like a child's lie.

Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (ojwvu)

718 696 how come nobody talks about covid1 thru covid18?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:51 PM (GIeIM)

Its like fight club

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (WekKK)

719 Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (WekKK)

Some other thread, a week or so ago, you mentioned Heidi bought one of those laser shooting systems. Do you mind saying which one, and if you like it. We are looking, we're older now, shooting out in the cold isn't as much fun. There is an indoor range about 30 minutes away, but I've never shot at a range in my life, always had property where I could shoot.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

720 442 >> BREAKING: Georgia Republican Gov. Brian Kemp calls for a signature audit


It's about fucking time.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (nar0q)

443
Good night, Hordians. No filthy mouths, disgusting lies or bad attitudes, or you'll have to redeem yourselves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 03, 2020 11:13 PM (mht8P)


Why YES, I love this place. Why do you ask?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2020 11:56 PM (sy5kK)

721 Pablo and Evasive, you are each allowed one "I told you so" if I buy that house and then complain in the comments.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie

Buy it. You get more bang for the buck, and some of us like working on old houses.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 03, 2020 11:42 PM (r1z5A)
----------------------

Currently live in a house built in 1925. It has been expensive, and there are always surprises popping up, especially when walls or floors have to be opened up to do one thing and you find a problem.

On the other hand, charming. Original red oak floors, high ceilings. Plaster walls, which look lovely but we can't hang pictures on them because the plaster spiders. So the few pictures on the walls are hanging from the molding around the ceiling.

Water and electricity are your biggest problems. Water gets in everywhere, leaky roof areas, walls, windows, basements. Old water supply pipes will at some point need to be replaced, the horizontals become too plugged up to carry water.

Electricity is serious. Make sure the electric has been done recently, and to code. Or budget to do it yourself. No push button light switches. Ground fault outlets near water, grounded outlets elsewhere. Copper wire not aluminum (aluminum was popular for a while in the 60's-70's).

Good luck!


Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 03, 2020 11:56 PM (oGBso)

722 716 God granted me this age
I am so glad I got to see my daughter grow up and she gave me my grandbabies
You dontknow Love until you have a grandbaby
Posted by: Lousagirl at


Absolutely agree.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 03, 2020 11:57 PM (sd8p8)

723 Oh, and let's not forget leaky windows (storm windows, remember those?) and old (sandy, disintegrating) concrete foundations...

Posted by: JQ at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (09wCi)


This house has new double-pane windows and a newly-restored foundation. This community LOVES their historic houses. Also, there are several electrical outlets in each room and they seem to be conventional, as in not cobbled together and covered with sketchy exposed insulation.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:57 PM (ofYez)

724 Difference is, though, 44 was always a toll road and
never an interstate, even though a limited access toll road. I-95 is
an interstate and no interstate should ever have tolls. The interstate
system was/is a Federal program; no hindrance to interstate commerce and
all that.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 11:53 PM (ldL4g)


I will agree, but I will also point out that I-76 is a toll road through both Ohio and Pennsylvania, so it's not unprecedented. A part of I-95 is also included in the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:57 PM (CcOog)

725 Unless, of course, you routinely disagree with siblings in the same manner as with loudmouth, belligerent drunks...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2020 11:12 PM (nakwk)

Friends are Gods wa of apologizing for family. At least in my case.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 03, 2020 11:57 PM (WekKK)

726 665 Laura Ingraham just now: "there are a lot of Republicans who are demoralized and down...dust yourself off and get involved. This is not the last election..."

--------

Go to hell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:46 PM (fLVm1)


She was going great until the "this is not the last election" part. People need to get in the faces of the key legislatures, so they'll do their jobs - for THIS election, plus get rid of computerized ballot counting altogether, for subsequent ones.

Certainly it's stupid not to address the obvious "Lucy/football" situation. But remember it's HARD to steal an election. Even with Dominion, they needed to go to extraordinary lengths to get their faux Biden "win". Once people are ON TO YOU, it gets even HARDER.

Since GA's upcoming races are not happening simultaneously with a jillion other races, it should be a LOT easier to watch it like a hawk.


Also remember - the smart people talking about 2020 ahead of time were saying that IT WASN'T EVEN A BATTLEGROUND STATE, In other words, Trump had a HUGE lead, and Dominion had to have switched a hell of a lot of votes to give it to Biden instead.
.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 03, 2020 11:57 PM (hOOi9)

727 how come nobody talks about covid1 thru covid18?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:51 PM (GIeIM)

Assuming that's snark but if not , 19 is for the year. I think there are 7 ? different named Covid viruses .

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 03, 2020 11:58 PM (2DOZq)

728 Boots, thank you. Those are good things to consider.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:58 PM (ofYez)

729 Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 11:53 PM (ldL4g)


The Interstate system was promoted by Dwight D. Eisenhower. Inspired I think by the AutoBahn in Germany and the effective use of paved roads during wartime.

The interstate highways are MILITARY ROADS.

In any treatise on the military, movement is vital for an Army. Rapid movement even more so.

From Sun Tzu to Clausewitz that is a fact. American roads before the war didn't connect. There was no direct route to travel. There were some really long highways here and there but they were scattered around and not connected with other fast roads.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:59 PM (MLN/X)

730 ok there are 7 covids

how come we did not mask up for those?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 03, 2020 11:59 PM (GIeIM)

731 You dontknow Love until you have a grandbaby

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (gIhoc)


Grandkids are much better than kids. You get to spoil the shit out of grandkids and then send them home. They are a parents ultimate revenge.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:59 PM (CcOog)

732 bear with .... - a very reasonable approach.

Here's a calculator you can use with your personal data to get a rough idea of your risk of hospitalization and death from C19:

https://south-dakota.covid-age.com/

I assume it is based off of the stats generated so far, world-wide. Apart from the declining Case Fatality Rate (normal, due to improved standard of care, medical learning curve), I think the numbers on this have not changed for a while, nor would they, once a large enough set is acquired.

Last Infection Fatality Rate estimate (these are always estimates), global, was similar to a bad flu season for > age 70, and less than a normal flu season for

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2020 11:59 PM (OTzUX)

733 Emmie, thoroughly research what taxes are levied in the place you want to move to

that's my advice

some towns / counties have sneaky unheard of taxes

Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 12:00 AM (nUhF0)

734 I remember having to throw a dime in the bucket if you wanted to go to Virginia Beach.
No dime, no go to beach.
You drove past Mt. Trashmore.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 04, 2020 12:00 AM (w7KSn)

735 85
Justice Alito has given PA until the 9th to respond to the suit filed by Kelly..



Really? The fucking NINTH!



Come on already

Posted by: BlackToothGrin

It's the 3rd now (soon to be the 4th). How long would it take you to file an appropriate response? Do you even know what their response is supposed to consist of? What kind of evidence do they need to present? Do you expect their response to be "meh, debunked already"? If so, yeah, they can get it in tomorrow. I suspect that if you want to hoist them on real evidence they can't parry, you need to give them some practical modicum of time to go through the motions, else they just say they were never given a reasonable opportunity....

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

736 722 Sharon
my babies
They left here in august
We get to see them this month
I am so excited
I have just missed them so much it is beyond

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 04, 2020 12:00 AM (gIhoc)

737 toll roars are an east thing I think



never paid a toll, except when vacationing in the FL

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:00 AM (GIeIM)

738 This house has new double-pane windows and a newly-restored foundation. This community LOVES their historic houses. Also, there are several electrical outlets in each room and they seem to be conventional, as in not cobbled together and covered with sketchy exposed insulation.
Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 03, 2020 11:57 PM


Well, then you're looking at a better bargain than my former house, lol!

Posted by: JQ at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (09wCi)

739 As I have been saying all along, we need just one state to flip....to make it real. That video today was pretty graphic. If Kemp follows through and massive fraud is revealed, it will make it much more likely that PA, or MI or Nevada will also follow suit. But we need to get that first real break and it looks like it might be Georgia.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (sd8p8)

740 Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog's tail https://trib.al/X02dYvUJ
yikes!
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (nUhF0)
So he takes inappropriate showers with his dogs too.
Posted by: banana Dream

Let he who hath not screwed the pooch, cast, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Jellyfingers Biden at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (jJjw9)

741 Watching the Leia Ramini Scientology Doc. Whoa!!! Scientologist had infiltrated the Nation of Islam and started converting them to the cult. Wife asked how many National politicians were Scientologists. Very creepy.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (DjiZK)

742 Posted by: President-Elect Boots


Drill the plaster, use screws to hang pics.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (r1z5A)

743 I remember having to throw a dime in the bucket if you wanted to go to Virginia Beach.

No dime, no go to beach.

You drove past Mt. Trashmore.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 04, 2020 12:00 AM (w7KSn)


Yep, unless you went down 58 (VaBch Blvd), but then you got all of the lights.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (CcOog)

744 @702
The differential between the vaccine group and the placebo group is 99.96 vs 99.23 COVID positivity rate.


It's statistically and epidemiologically insignificant.

And for that people are going to be forced or heavily hectored to take a rushed RNA vaccine?

Screw that shit, you will have to put a literal gun to the head to take it.

Other people want to take it, more power to them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (ztzef)

745

Of course all of this is for healthy people. Those with serious chronic health issues or vulnerabilities have different risk profiles.

(dunno what happened there, comment got cut in half)

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:02 AM (OTzUX)

746 Is the Trump rally in GA on Saturday still on?

Posted by: And are Sidney and Lin invited? at December 04, 2020 12:02 AM (BBWrU)

747 Difference is, though, 44 was always a toll road and
never an interstate, even though a limited access toll road. I-95 is
an interstate and no interstate should ever have tolls. The interstate
system was/is a Federal program; no hindrance to interstate commerce and
all that.

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2020 11:53 PM (ldL4g)


I will agree, but I will also point out that I-76 is a toll road through both Ohio and Pennsylvania, so it's not unprecedented. A part of I-95 is also included in the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 03, 2020 11:57 PM (CcOog)


==============


I-90, where it runs across NY state, is also a toll road. It was built BEFORE the Interstate Highway System, as the New York State Thruway. The idea was to charge tolls to pay off the original bond to build the thing.

The tolls were supposed to end in the 1990s, but didn't. Because, of course it didn't.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 12:03 AM (hOOi9)

748 43
19Good luck finding a prosecutor to take the case.
Barr has already said there's nothing there
I wonder if a military prosecutor can process a RICO case?


Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON

No. Ex Parte Milligan, 1872.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 12:03 AM (KAi1n)

749
And the problem with Trump's lawsuits is that I

don't think the legislatures and the courts have the balls to overturn

The election "results", no matter how obviously fraudulent they are, and

that's a fact. Where that leaves us as a nation and as citizens is a

question I've been pondering for weeks now.



Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2020 10:15 PM (PRK75)


The courts absolutely have the right to throw out illegal votes... no matter what that would do to the results. I do not think the SCOTUS 5 lack the balls either (metaphorical balls for ACB of course).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 12:03 AM (946rW)

750 731 GGE
So so true
My babies moved away in August
I have not seen them since then
Going for Christmas
I told my grandson I was gonna hug and kiss him until he popped, he was happy
Made me happy

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 04, 2020 12:03 AM (gIhoc)

751 722 716 God granted me this age
I am so glad I got to see my daughter grow up and she gave me my grandbabies
You dontknow Love until you have a grandbaby
Posted by: Lousagirl at


Absolutely agree.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 03, 2020 11:57 PM (sd8p


Ah, yes, the mythical grandbaby. The one who smiles and coos at grandma, and then, when it fills the diaper, is handed back to the parental unit.




That's the myth they tell you so you don't abandon the little assholes when they are teenagers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (qQnCr)

752 has there ever been a toll road that stopped collecting tolls?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (GIeIM)

753 Hmm. First time, comments are being cut short, no apparent pattern. Hamsters on drugs?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (OTzUX)

754 Seriously, look how many layers this story has: taking a show, pulling a dog's tail, slipped, fell and broke bone.

It's like a child's lie.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (ojwvu)

Sigh. Don't you realize that every one of these is a codephrase to the cognoscenti?

Posted by: Getting a Cat, Socks with Dogs at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (BBWrU)

755 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

Its called I-target. Our instructor had one he brought to teh house. It worked great. We just got ours with the 9mm cartridge. The ap goes on your phone. Unfortunately my 9mm is in the shop. It cost $99 I believe. It really helped a friend with sight focus before she actually shot a gun. So it transfers the skill.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (WekKK)

756 And the toll booth had a metal lever that you drove over that was a tally counter. It had a little sign on it that said "Trip Detector".
All the Grateful Dead fans had to turn back.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (w7KSn)

757 Eyelids getting heavy.

Think it's time I went to bed.

Filled with alcohol and melatonin and just rubbed a ton of CBD stuff on my gouty foot.

I hope I have vivid dreams of awesome tits

Night.

Posted by: Robert is going to have vivid dreams of being raped by clowns at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (1Yy3c)

758 The tolls were supposed to end in the 1990s, but didn't. Because, of course it didn't.



Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 12:03 AM (hOOi9)


Truthfully, I was amazed when the tolls came off 44 in VaBch and 95 in Richmond. The way that VA loves to tax the shit out of people I figured they would never end.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 04, 2020 12:05 AM (CcOog)

759 Lousagirl, the main reason I moved was to be closer to my beautiful girls. The older one just turned 4. I had boys so buying clothes for the girls is such a delight. Between my sisters and I there are now 9 grandkids. Although have to say, Hanukkah has been a bit more complicated this year as ages range from infant to 8 yrs old.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 12:05 AM (sd8p8)

760 Oh, and let's not forget leaky windows (storm windows, remember those?) and old (sandy, disintegrating) concrete foundations...

Posted by: JQ

In 1998, I bought a house built in 1911. Craftsman house.
Beautiful inside. Outside had 90 years of leaded paint.
But the foundation was stone, and more solid than most being built now, and I was told then (and I believe it still) that if a house has a good foundation, it can be re-done.
Long story short, my part-time job was rehabbing that house, while raising kids, and working 60 hours/week.
Loved every minute of it, and still go by and visit it every now and again.
Bad part of story... one cold winter, we had a $600 gas bill one month. I was netting about $2500/month then.
It hurt.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:06 AM (Rk3zP)

761
WD, is this the kind of sibling rivalry you really want? How about a polite church lady tea party tiff in stead? While sporty, they are nearly bloodless.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 03, 2020 11:26 PM (VcFUs)

I had 3 younger brothers. One told me years later as an adult while talking in a small group, until he turned 11, he thought his name was "Shut-up".

I thought about it for a while, and nodded.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 12:06 AM (sy5kK)

762 737 toll roars are an east thing I think



never paid a toll, except when vacationing in the FL
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:00 AM (GIeIM)

I'd roar if I had to pay a toll, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2020 12:06 AM (qQnCr)

763 From Sun Tzu to Clausewitz that is a fact. American
roads before the war didn't connect. There was no direct route to
travel. There were some really long highways here and there but they
were scattered around and not connected with other fast roads.


Posted by: jakee308



For years the largest Defense budget item was the Interstate Hyw. system. Fun fact, one out of five miles of the interstate must be straight and level, where possible, to be used as runways.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 12:06 AM (r1z5A)

764 759 Sharon
Awww so Happy you have your beautiful granddaughters
What a Blessing!
I have one of each

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 04, 2020 12:07 AM (gIhoc)

765 i think that vid of the steal in GA is what is getting some things moving now

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:07 AM (GIeIM)

766 They recently caught the guy in Houston who rigged his license plate like James Bond to cover it when he was going through the toll tag lane.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 04, 2020 12:07 AM (2DOZq)

767 All the Grateful Dead fans had to turn back.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (w7KSn)


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 04, 2020 12:07 AM (CcOog)

768 This 29-year-old is going to hit the sack. G'night all!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 12:07 AM (nakwk)

769 I think the original interstate map was just from military base to military base

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:08 AM (GIeIM)

770 I-90, where it runs across NY state, is also a toll road. It was built BEFORE the Interstate Highway System, as the New York State Thruway. The idea was to charge tolls to pay off the original bond to build the thing.

The tolls were supposed to end in the 1990s, but didn't. Because, of course it didn't.
Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 12:03 AM (hOOi9)

I think part of I-80, through Chicago, is toll road, too. I managed to avoid that. The downside to Interstates through cities is that they become clogged with all the local traffic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 12:08 AM (mzC78)

771 American
roads before the war didn't connect. There was no direct route to
travel. There were some really long highways here and there but they
were scattered around and not connected with other fast roads.


Posted by: jakee308

Route 66

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 04, 2020 12:08 AM (2DOZq)

772 Coronado Bridge from San Diego over to Coronado has toll booths on the far ("island") side. Original arrangement was for tolls to end when bridge was paid off and maintenance trust fund established (something like that).

Anyway, when the time arrived ...... Surprise!!

I think it was Coronado that tried to keep the toll. It was shouted down, or voted down, don't recall.

So the toll plaza sits there on the other side, you just drive through it.

I always say the plaza should be ripped out. Kind of like scuttling or seizing what's left of the Imperial Japanese Navy after the war.

You can't be too careful.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:09 AM (OTzUX)

773 166
And what'll happen? Jack and Shit.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, I was born ready



Any GA voter, willing to state under oath they voted for Trump can sue her personally as depriving them of their civil rights.



OJ beat the murder rap, but lost the Civil case.

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic

Yes, they could file an equal protection violation claim through 42 United States Code sec. 1983, which is the statutory mechanism to vindicate constitutional violations. Let's assume standing and liability. What are your putative voter's damages? What's the remedy?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

774 For years the largest Defense budget item was the Interstate Hyw. system. Fun fact, one out of five miles of the interstate must be straight and level, where possible, to be used as runways.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

Okay, fun fact # deux- the ramps could be used for fallout shelters.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:09 AM (Rk3zP)

775 752 has there ever been a toll road that stopped collecting tolls?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (GIeIM)


Yeah, in Seattle. They built the bridge over Lake Washington and charged tolls to pay for it. It was paid off in three years, and they took down the toll booths.


Now, in modern history? I doubt it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2020 12:09 AM (qQnCr)

776 As I have been saying all along, we need just one state to flip....to make it real. That video today was pretty graphic. If Kemp follows through and massive fraud is revealed, it will make it much more likely that PA, or MI or Nevada will also follow suit. But we need to get that first real break and it looks like it might be Georgia.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (sd8p


I've been saying that too. Somebody posted (maybe 3 hours ago?) that PA seems to be making a move in that direction, so they might even be first.

AZ seemed to "get it" too, in what I saw of THEIR hearing. I hear MI sounded terrible though.

What we need to remember is that Trump needs only THREE. They all can happen through some court throwing out some illegal votes, or through the legislatures saying "We've seen ENOUGH!"

PA+GA+AZ = 20+16+11=47, which is more than the 38 trump needs.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at December 04, 2020 12:09 AM (hOOi9)

777 >>Certainly it's stupid not to address the obvious "Lucy/football" situation. But remember it's HARD to steal an election. Even with Dominion, they needed to go to extraordinary lengths to get their faux Biden "win". Once people are ON TO YOU, it gets even HARDER.

Since GA's upcoming races are not happening simultaneously with a jillion other races, it should be a LOT easier to watch it like a hawk.
- - -

I kinda think it will have the opposite effect: if they get away with the brazen, obvious theft of Trump's will they will steal every election going forward. Just look at how leading Dems and celebrities are openly soliciting people to temporarily move to Georgia for the runoff. Who is going to stop them? Dem-majority Congress will also immediately legalize more election-stealing methods in early 2021 such as national mail-in voting and ballot harvesting,

We've seen this with the COVID restrictions -- Cuomo, Newsom, Whitmer only implement more rules, more restrictions when they got away with the earlier ones despite attempts at pushback. Cuomo killed tens of thousands and then just disappeared the paperwork for his nursing home policy and says he never did it. That kind of person will happily rig every election in his state.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 12:10 AM (bDqIh)

778 I regret that I have to veto the NDAA as it did not ban the mention of diapers with respect to anyone with the first name Donald! Sad!

Posted by: Diaper Donnie at December 04, 2020 12:10 AM (MOtgW)

779 Its called I-target. Our instructor had one he brought to teh house. It worked great. We just got ours with the 9mm cartridge. The ap goes on your phone. Unfortunately my 9mm is in the shop. It cost $99 I believe. It really helped a friend with sight focus before she actually shot a gun. So it transfers the skill.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (WekKK)

Thank you! That is one we were looking at. The other one is laserhit.com.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 12:10 AM (Rz2Nc)

780 What are your putative voter's damages? What's the remedy?
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 12:09 AM (KAi1n)


I might settle for being allowed to slap the stupid grins off the Fingerfucker and the Trojan Whore.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2020 12:11 AM (qQnCr)

781 I think the original interstate map was just from military base to military base

Posted by: will choose a nic later



The ONLY reason I-90 goes through Moses Lake was because of the SAC base that used to be there.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 12:11 AM (r1z5A)

782 Lousagirl, I still have hopes for a boy. My younger son got married two years ago and also lives nearby. I hope they are trying but I love my DIL so I don't bring it up.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 12:12 AM (sd8p8)

783 I'm appreciating the old house stories.

I think they appeal to me because several of my childhood years were spent living in houses of that era.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 12:12 AM (ofYez)

784 I've been of the opinion that the legislatures and SC are going to punt but if more evidence of vote tampering is revealed like the latest tape in GA, I may have to reconsider. ( as if that makes a difference)

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 04, 2020 12:12 AM (2DOZq)

785
I kinda think it will have the opposite effect:
if they get away with the brazen, obvious theft of Trump's will they
will steal every election going forward. Just look at how leading Dems
and celebrities are openly soliciting people to temporarily move to
Georgia for the runoff. Who is going to stop them? Dem-majority Congress
will also immediately legalize more election-stealing methods in early
2021 such as national mail-in voting and ballot harvesting,



We've seen this with the COVID restrictions -- Cuomo, Newsom,
Whitmer only implement more rules, more restrictions when they got away
with the earlier ones despite attempts at pushback. Cuomo killed tens of
thousands and then just disappeared the paperwork for his nursing home
policy and says he never did it. That kind of person will happily rig
every election in his state.



Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 12:10 AM (bDqIh)

I agree with Lizzy... if this steal is not overturned, there will never be an unstolen election again and the republic is dead.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 12:12 AM (946rW)

786 My grandbabies were such a weekly part of my life
I picked them up twice a week from school
Have not seen them since august
These demon democrats have hurt so many people
I think about the older people in old folk homes who have died alone because of these evil monster control freak demon democrats
or people who lost businesses or could not go to funerals or see their families or etc etc etc

I just cannot go there because I will go to hell if I finish that thought

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 04, 2020 12:13 AM (gIhoc)

787 620 GA Gov Kemp has called on SOS piece of shit to do a signature audit, in response to the video of the ballot counting taking place after the 'pipe break' in Atlanta...

What that means I have no idea.
Posted by: havelhavolim at December 03, 2020 11:37 PM (fLpTX)


I take this back. I watched the clip which is just an interview with ingram. He says he's been calling for this since the beginning and calls again for it now and that it's by law up to the SOS and he certainly wasn't intoning in a demanding way.

Just bullshit optics for the boob tube

Posted by: havelhavolim at December 04, 2020 12:14 AM (fLpTX)

788 Wonder if they pushed Joe down the stairs and he accidentally survived.

Posted by: ... at December 04, 2020 12:14 AM (oE8dU)

789 Hmmm, think I'll do the .357 test loads in the morning. Too tired for now - just enough energy for a beer, and some history videos. I load light (38 special) loads, using plated bullets to avoid leading, for my snub-nose revolver food. The .357 cases to move the ring of fouling inside the chambers around a bit, instead of always in one place.

Very fascinating stuff, or not. But it's nice not to participate in ammo panics.

I really thought we'd seen the last one for many years once Trump was elected.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:14 AM (OTzUX)

790 781 I think the original interstate map was just from military base to military base

Posted by: will choose a nic later



The ONLY reason I-90 goes through Moses Lake was because of the SAC base that used to be there.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 12:11 AM (r1z5A)


The various requirements for interstate highways included such things as being able to easily move ICBMs on long trailers, which accounts for the easy turn radii. Also, bypasses had to be built where turns couldn't happen easily through cities. And overpasses had to be of a certain height for military loads to pass under, etc. Very cool, and not the worst project we ever did.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2020 12:14 AM (qQnCr)

791 Im out
God Bless all yall Beautiful people

Posted by: Lousagirl at December 04, 2020 12:15 AM (gIhoc)

792 has there ever been a toll road that stopped collecting tolls?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (GIeIM)

Coquihalla Highway in British Columbia. Very expensive road to build, but lopped an hour off any run on the Trans-Canada highway over the stretch in question. Had a toll plaza at the pass summit. Toll plaza closed quite a few years ago, as promised. Amazing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 12:15 AM (mzC78)

793 As for masks, I hardly ever wear them. I have one in my pocket, but most times I will chose to go elsewhere rather than put it on. We were going to go mini golfing 2 weeks ago, but at the Putt Putt they told us that we were required to wear a mask, pulled over our nose, the entire time we were using their outdoor course. I said "You're crazy" and we went across the parking lot to the bowling alley where 90% of the people were happily mask-free. Plus they had beer.

I HAD to buy a car last month. The local dealer in Tyler had one that was almost exactly what I wanted, but a dealer in Dallas looked like they might have exactly what I wanted. I made an appointment to go see the car. The saleswoman greeted me without shaking hands. She then wanted to copy my license, and as I walked inside she said "You have to wear a mask" "Really?" "It's the law in this county". OK, so I put the mask on and went inside. She stopped me. "You need to pull that up over your nose and make sure it's tight all around.". "I'm here to buy that car and you're hassling me over a mask?" "You need to leave sir" she said as she held open the door.

So I left. Got in my car and called the Tyler dealership and told them I'd take the car, gave my card number for a deposit and arranged to be in 1st thing in the morning to do the paperwork for the purchase. The girl drove away her commission a $40K sale because she wanted to be a mask Nazi. Crazy.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 04, 2020 12:16 AM (efLgZ)

794 has there ever been a toll road that stopped collecting tolls?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (GIeIM)


Yes, plenty of them.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2020 12:16 AM (ldL4g)

795 Very fascinating stuff, or not. But it's nice not to participate in ammo panics.

I really thought we'd seen the last one for many years once Trump was elected.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:14 AM (OTzUX)

Wasn't there a "primer shortage" a while back?

Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2020 12:18 AM (AwYPR)

796 662
Snopes portrays themselves as a $10,000 a night model-super hooker,
when in fact, is a $20 crack whore with open sores on her lips.

***

Did you pick that analogy on purpose? Snopes shit the bed when Mr Snopes, aka David P. Mikkelson, embezzled the profits to spend on hookers and hired one of them to run the site and Mrs Snopes found out about it...and after the divorce he married his new hooker girlfriend...


Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2020 11:44 PM (qlFIA)


Busted.

The Snopes guy is certainly not Tom Tuttle from Tacoma.

That guy had class.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 12:18 AM (sy5kK)

797 I mean seriously, they expect a sitting (incumbent) President, with a 52% Rasmussen approval rating, who easily wins Ohio and Florida, early on, and is winning easily by 10pm Eastern time, to be losing in the following days and weeks due to every type of easily identified fraud tactics that any average person could identify, to lose to a geriatric criminal who can't even speak in complete sentences and regularly shits himself, admits on camera his fraud scheme, and we are just supposed to roll over for this.
I don't fucking think so.
There simply is SOME shit I refuse to eat.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 03, 2020 11:50 PM (w7KSn)


Not sure why they went through the effort to ship in counterfeit ballots which apparently go to no particular precincts - could have just as easily made up final tallies and declared Biden the winner.

By shipping in the fakes they risked and were exposed doing so.

The only counter offered to witnesses and evidence is FU we don't have to prove anything.

Despite the MSM being in the tank everybody knows it. Everybody knows nobody will do anything about it other than beg judges and legislators who are in on it to stop the coup-coup.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2020 12:19 AM (/Dgcm)

798 Re: Belle Delphine. Hadn't heard of her before. Apparently 21 years old, looks younger.

Cute girl.

I will give her credit for not disfiguring herself with scads of hideous tattoos.

One may hope this becomes a trend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:20 AM (7Kh21)

799 >>has there ever been a toll road that stopped collecting tolls?


Mass Pike. western part of the state's tolls

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 12:20 AM (bDqIh)

800 Well, I am going to get an early one, too.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2020 12:21 AM (mzC78)

801 Posted by: President-Elect Boots

Drill the plaster, use screws to hang pics.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (r1z5A)
------------------------------------

The plaster is really unstable because about 15 years ago we had to jack up the house to replace the support pillars in the basement. The original pillars were wooden, and we replaced them with steel. The jacking up of the house meant that the lathe & plaster walls took a lot of up & down stress, and the plaster is no longer well attached to the lathe. We 'could' knock out all the old plaster and put new plaster on the old lathe, or rip everything out and replace it all, or put in drywall.

Instead I learned how to reglaze the plaster myself, but I only ripped out the chunks that were falling out anyway. It took 2 years but only cost me the materials.

But hammering or drilling causes problems, because the plaster & lathe aren't solid anymore. They look nice, lots of character.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 12:21 AM (oGBso)

802 The best things about old houses, imo, are larger rooms and higher ceilings than most modern homes. Add an unique floor plan, big covered porch(es), formal dining room, perhaps a fireplace or two...

Today's crackerbox with 10 x 12 "master bedroom" just doesn't cut it.



Posted by: JQ at December 04, 2020 12:21 AM (09wCi)

803 I just love the way that "Snopes" portrays itself as an expert on EVERYTHING, despite not of the people involved having any particular expertise or credentials in ANYTHING.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:21 AM (7Kh21)

804 @prayingmedic 4h
3 Georgia state senators said they've never received as many emails or phone calls as they have about the election.

They're paying attention.
We need to continue calling, emailing & tweeting to them and demand they take our concerns seriously.

Posted by: The People Demand It at December 04, 2020 12:21 AM (BBWrU)

805 752 The Vincent Thomas Bridge in Long Beach, CA, used to take tolls and no longer does.

Posted by: Professorson at December 04, 2020 12:21 AM (cqX+h)

806 BignJames, right now there's a general component shortage, primers the worst, which is "normal" in such situations. I'm well set with reserves of all components - the searing experience of the post-Newtown panic meant stocking up when things returned to normal.

My round count has declined, shamefully, for various reasons, including the stupid C19 crap, and a few of my favorite matches becoming boring. Hope to shoot more over the next few months.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:22 AM (OTzUX)

807 124 Royal Pronouncement

The Queen is dead; long live the King!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 04, 2020 12:23 AM (rt0xh)

808 The most frustrating thing about all of this is the realization that, when push comes to shove?

The GOPe considers people like us to be "working class rubes," and finds our support-- and Trump-- embarrassing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2020 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)

809
The problem with Common Core is that it is not designed to help the slow people and bad students to get better, it is designed for the top of the class people to dumb down and not learn as much as they could.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 12:24 AM (sy5kK)

810 A bit ridiculous though if you're not going to share your pronouns. Regressive.
Posted by: ... at December 03, 2020 10:23 PM (Jxyc/)

I'm sure the Royal "we" will suffice!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 04, 2020 12:24 AM (rt0xh)

811 Commie Core is designed to indoctrinate children into the purely satanic idea that it's all about the fee-fee's and there is no such thing as universal truth.

Posted by: ... at December 04, 2020 12:25 AM (oE8dU)

812 7:52 has there ever been a toll road that stopped collecting tolls?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM

There used to be a toll-bridge over the river here. When the day came that the bridge was paid for the tolls were supposed to end. There were politicians who said it was crazy to stop a perfectly good source of revenue.

Cooler heads prevailed and the toll booths were removed.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 04, 2020 12:25 AM (YwPJG)

813 Wonder if they pushed Joe down the stairs and he accidentally survived.
Posted by: ... at December 04, 2020 12:14 AM (oE8dU)

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Old fuckers can be surprisingly tough.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2020 12:25 AM (fLVm1)

814 > The ONLY reason I-90 goes through Moses Lake was because of the SAC base that used to be there.

Urbana, Illinois exists because the hillbilly (well, more of a prairiebilly, technically) got the surveyor drunk on moonshine, so he was too hungover to go to the place he was supposed to mark the county seat, and instead drove the stake on the prairiebilly's land.

Champaign, Illinois, exists because the railroad surveyors were bribed to bypass Urbana and route the tracks over land owned by the people who paid the bribe.

Illinois politics has been that way for a long, long time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:26 AM (7Kh21)

815 Wonder if they pushed Joe down the stairs and he accidentally survived.

Posted by: ... at December 04, 2020 12:14 AM (oE8dU)

Clearly, the dog had training.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 04, 2020 12:26 AM (uhPTO)

816 But hammering or drilling causes problems, because the plaster & lathe aren't solid anymore. They look nice, lots of character.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots

I learned how to reattach that plaster. Tap it. Anywhere it's loose, run a few drywall screws in all around. Mud over, paint.
Did almost the entire house after jacking up the basement (about 1/4" a week).
Oddly, some rooms never shifted at all.
Plaster WAS insulation. Lose that, and you better be insulating. Older houses were quiet between rooms, as an example.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:27 AM (Rk3zP)

817 803 I just love the way that "Snopes" portrays itself as an expert on EVERYTHING, despite not of the people involved having any particular expertise or credentials in ANYTHING.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:21 AM (7Kh21)

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There's actually a word for that. It's JOURNALIST.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2020 12:28 AM (fLVm1)

818 The GOP are a collection of communists, scumbags and grifters.

Posted by: ... at December 04, 2020 12:28 AM (oE8dU)

819 I'm out too but last comment.

I just watched a clip of Biden and Harris with Jake Tapper. Biden was literally incoherent. He said he told,Obama that if they had a moral disagreement, he would fake a,disease and resign. Harris and Tapper just smile and nod like this is just a,normal thing to say.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 04, 2020 12:29 AM (sd8p8)

820 From Sun Tzu to Clausewitz that is a fact. American roads before the war didn't connect. There was no direct route to travel. There were some really long highways here and there but they were scattered around and not connected with other fast roads.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:59 PM (MLN/X)


Get your kicks, on Route Sixty Six.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 12:29 AM (sy5kK)

821 There used to be a toll-bridge over the river here. When the day came that the bridge was paid for the tolls were supposed to end. There were politicians who said it was crazy to stop a perfectly good source of revenue.

Cooler heads prevailed and the toll booths were removed.
Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at December 04, 2020 12:25 AM (YwPJG)

Think the Clifton Suspension Bridge in Bristol UK used to cost 2p to walk across, but they dropped that (keeping the 30p car toll - but no coppers!). That was maybe 2000 or so.

Posted by: Avon Gorge at December 04, 2020 12:29 AM (BBWrU)

822 The 80s were a great time to be a kid.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2020 11:20 PM (0pwUP)

I want my MTV back! The '80s were a great time to party.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 12:29 AM (5FCda)

823 > Well, fast forward, and it seems she really WASN'T very funny at all

Right. Silverman was funny, to the extent she ever was, for the same reason it's shockingly funny to hear a three-year-old yell "Fuck!"


No one gets shocked in the slightest when a skanked-out 50-year-old yells "Fuck!", and that is what Silverman now is.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:30 AM (7Kh21)

824 They have identified the woman in the purple shirt who was pulling ballots out from under the table. Ruby Freeman. Treason looms. Will she flip first? See Gateway Pundit

Posted by: Chance99 at December 04, 2020 12:30 AM (KGxGi)

825 Posted by: Weirddave at December 04, 2020 12:16 AM (efLgZ)

That's awesome, I'm glad you didn't give the mask Nazi you're money.

My county hasn't enforced DeWine's mask mandate at all. Oddly enough we have the lowest numbers per 100000 population.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 12:30 AM (Rz2Nc)

826 I agree with Lizzy... if this steal is not overturned, there will never be an unstolen election again and the republic is dead.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 12:12 AM (946rW)


This is Trump's 'crossing the Potomac' moment, a reverse mirror image of Caesar's crossing of the Rubicon. When Caesar crossed the Rubicon, the Roman Republic died. If Trump doesn't cross the Potomac, the 'American experiment in self-government' Republic will die.

As stated, if the vote fraud isn't exposed and thrown out, we will never have another fair election again. (I don't think anyone saying that is being hyperbolic.) It will be one party commie/Democrat rule forever. One can only guess what kind of Country we will be once the turmoil and bloodshed is over.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2020 12:30 AM (ldL4g)

827 "I really thought we'd seen the last one for many years once Trump was elected.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:14 AM (OTzUX)"

No offense man but I really hope you aren't a financial advisor.

The above-averagely serious gun crowd has been sounding the alarm since 2016 trying to get people to prepare for what is going on right now. It was just about inevitable. When cheap and plentiful ammo comes, those who have not loaded up need to load up, and those who have need to make sure to fill any gaps.

I suspect this has to do without how much of the pre-2016 violence people were exposed to.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 12:31 AM (EEVQU)

828 I want my MTV back! The '80s were a great time to party.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 12:29 AM (5FCda)

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The cool kids watched MTV on a 25" Sony Trinitron.

Luxury.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2020 12:31 AM (fLVm1)

829 I took a flyer and posted the video of the suitcase ballots being scanned on Facebook. Sure enough, Facebook fact-checked it and said it contain fake news, that it did NOT show suitcases full of ballots being scanned.

They didn't say how they knew that, just that it was fake, and their fact-checkers had to sign a document saying they would always tell the truth.




Yeeeeeahhhh, sure, that's how it is.

So, I reposted the same thing, with a note that the Facebook fact-checkers were full of shit.

Let's see what happens now, shall we?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2020 12:31 AM (qQnCr)

830 And woo boy what a difference 24 hours makes. Still no neutron bombs, but there is a definite, noticeable change in momentum.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 12:32 AM (EEVQU)

831 The problem with Common Core is that it is not
designed to help the slow people and bad students to get better, it is
designed for the top of the class people to dumb down and not learn as
much as they could.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 12:24 AM
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It's purposely designed to be illogical and force kids to give up thinking and just acquiesce to whatever the teacher/authority figure says. You know, just like all good citizens are supposed to react to a certain pandemic I could name.

Posted by: irright at December 04, 2020 12:32 AM (BB7pQ)

832 As for masks, I hardly ever wear them. I have one in my pocket

'Cause I've got one mask in my pocket
And another one is somewhere in the back seat

Posted by: Alanis M. at December 04, 2020 12:34 AM (g7qf6)

833
I think that we are close to the point where we will have to use an alternative form of authentication.
Posted by: The ARC of History


1. Dig some fecal material out of your ass.
2. Smear it on the screen.
3. Do you do every stupid thing asked of you - what is the matter with you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2020 12:34 AM (pNxlR)

834 No offense man but I really hope you aren't a financial advisor.

The above-averagely serious gun crowd has been sounding the alarm since 2016 trying to get people to prepare for what is going on right now. It was just about inevitable. When cheap and plentiful ammo comes, those who have not loaded up need to load up, and those who have need to make sure to fill any gaps.

I suspect this has to do without how much of the pre-2016 violence people were exposed to.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 12:31 AM (EEVQU)

?
How do you go from financial advising to stock piling ammo

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 12:35 AM (Rz2Nc)

835 Hope to shoot more over the next few months.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:22 AM (OTzUX)

I don't shoot much anymore...not shooting at all during the "great shortage"....not gonna pay .70+ rd. for target loads.

Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2020 12:35 AM (AwYPR)

836 They have identified the woman in the purple shirt who was pulling ballots out from under the table. Ruby Freeman. Treason looms. Will she flip first? See Gateway Pundit
Posted by: Chance99

Oooh... I smell Witness Protection Program.
She'll be a Chicago City employee with a new name in days...

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:35 AM (Rk3zP)

837 Oh look my school district is gonna raise taxes by 16%

Coz we are all in this together

Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 12:35 AM (nUhF0)

838 786 My grandbabies were such a weekly part of my life
I picked them up twice a week from school
Have not seen them since august

Why?

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 04, 2020 12:36 AM (YkawN)

839 I'm a better financial advisor than any I've met, but don't really follow the whole trail there. Stocked up mostly for convenience and cost savings, but also a hedge against new CA laws, and any future panics. And the "Trump slump" in firearms was real at the beginning of his term, and quite understandable.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:36 AM (OTzUX)

840 Thanks Marky for the plaster advice. It's done and painted and it's not the worst thing in the world that we have few pictures on the wall. Shows more of my plaster work!

One other thing to consider with houses that are REALLY old - like old enough to have had gaslights in them - is that the old piping that fed the gaslights might still be in the walls.

There was a story about 20 years ago where a homeowner was driving a nail into a wall to hang a picture, in a house built in the late 19th century. He managed to drive the nail right into a capped off section of gas pipe that had fed gaslights. This was in a living room I think, so nobody expected gas service in that room (modern homes have gas service in kitchens and furnace room, not the living room).

Driving a nail into the gas pipe caused an explosion that killed him, and started a fire.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 12:36 AM (oGBso)

841 837 Oh look my school district is gonna raise taxes by 16%

Coz we are all in this together
Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 12:35 AM (nUhF0)

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You'll like the 18% increase in the quality of instruction.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2020 12:36 AM (fLVm1)

842 It's purposely designed to be illogical and force kids to give up thinking and just acquiesce to whatever the teacher/authority figure says. You know, just like all good citizens are supposed to react to a certain pandemic I could name.
Posted by: irright at December 04, 2020 12:32 AM (BB7pQ)


Yes, plus it makes it impossible for parents to participate in their child's education. Common Core is anti-common sense, so parents can't help teach it to their children. This encourages kids to look only to the schools to teach them because their parents are no help. This comes in handy for some of the things the NEA wants to do to children's minds.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 12:37 AM (ofYez)

843 766 They recently caught the guy in Houston who rigged his license plate like James Bond to cover it when he was going through the toll tag lane.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 04, 2020 12:07 AM (2DOZq)

Priorities, folks! Priorities.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 04, 2020 12:37 AM (4tiP2)

844 I have no idea who belle delphine is, never heard of her, nope

Posted by: KarlHungus at December 04, 2020 12:38 AM (paFKI)

845 Driving a nail into the gas pipe caused an explosion that killed him, and started a fire.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots

I ran into that with my old house. Asked an old-timer why there were dead pipes in the walls.
"When that house was built, they ran the gas lines just in case that new-fangled electricity didn't work out."

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:38 AM (Rk3zP)

846 The braided haired woman in the video is Andrea Moss. So Ruby Freeman and Andrea Moss. Two down , two to go

Posted by: Chance99 at December 04, 2020 12:39 AM (KGxGi)

847 @CodeMonkeyZ 1h
When ballots go through Dominion's digital adjudication, theyre stamped with an AuditMark showing the history of changes made to the ballot.
Reading the AuditMark is how they easily pass recounts and machine audits using their "risk limiting audit" system.

Posted by: I think Volkswagen copied this technology at December 04, 2020 12:39 AM (BBWrU)

848 The Richmond-Petersburg Turnpike collected tolls on I-95 until the late '80s. Now that stretch is free and clear.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 04, 2020 12:40 AM (UWzjE)

849
It's statistically and epidemiologically insignificant.

And for that people are going to be forced or heavily hectored to take a rushed RNA vaccine?

Screw that shit, you will have to put a literal gun to the head to take it.

Other people want to take it, more power to them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 12:01 AM (ztzef)

Just about exactly a year ago, I caught Covid here in the Seattle area. There are direct flights from Wuhan to SeaTac. Wuhan is about 40% larger than NYC in case you weren't aware.

I'm not taking any vaccine. I'm old-school. Like human immune system old-school. I'm immune to Covid now, or at least 99.9999% immune. I've crossed over, and am now part of the herd immunity crowd. No vaccine needed.

And exactly what is a vaccine supposed to do? Oh, yeah, hasten the time that heard immunity is realized.

In deference to tonight's host WeirdDave, I have deleted the final paragraph of foul words and phrases.

But only because I met him and like him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 12:41 AM (sy5kK)

850 The braided haired woman in the video is Andrea Moss. So Ruby Freeman and Andrea Moss. Two down , two to go
Posted by: Chance99

And after the governor was shocked! to find there was fraud going on here, why isn't the Ga. Highway Patrol in their houses right now?
We won't even talk about Barr...

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:42 AM (Rk3zP)

851 > I don't shoot much anymore...not shooting at all during the "great shortage"....not gonna pay .70+ rd. for target loads.

I've seen suggestions to get an air rifle and practice with that -- gotta be better than nothing. Plus you can do it in a basement or a backyard (if discreet).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:44 AM (7Kh21)

852 LCD, got a son that worked at a Bellingham Airport.
Just got the virus. Weird, ain't it? Didn't come from Canada, had to work its way inland from SeaTac.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:45 AM (Rk3zP)

853 Where did y'all find the info about Andrea Moss?

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 12:45 AM (ofYez)

854 I'm going with the Devil is making his move.

The end times are here.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (MLN/X)

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I was told there would be no eschatology in this thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:33 PM (fLVm1)

Beats the hell out of math.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 12:45 AM (5FCda)

855 'Christmas Star' to light up December sky for first time in 800 years

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4kwy7bd


On Dec. 21, humans can witness something not seen in nearly 800 years.

That's right, during the upcoming winter solstice, Jupiter and Saturn will line up to create what is known as the "Christmas Star" or "Star of Bethlehem."

These two planets haven't appeared this (relatively) close together from Earth's vantage point since the Middle Ages.

Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 12:46 AM (nUhF0)

856 L.A. County Sheriff "will not enforce" shutdown orders on small businesses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:47 AM (7Kh21)

857 Rodrigo Borgia
We are big air gun aficionados. Cheap ammo. Can hunt small game. Big fun for shootin' games. Great to teach habits and technique to kids.
What's not to like?

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:47 AM (Rk3zP)

858 Andrea Moss - they identified her in the comments section in the gateway pundit expose.

Posted by: Chance99 at December 04, 2020 12:47 AM (KGxGi)

859 NPR @NPR 26m
The firing of a leading Black scientist at Google following a dispute over her research into the ethical impacts of AI has reignited concerns about the company's treatment of employees who speak out -- particularly people of color.

Harmeet K. Dillon @pnjaban 12m
News flash: Google is shitty to white workers too. Also shitty to workers of color who are falsely accused by gender/race/politics warriors. Of all the big tech companies I've sued -- which is many, many -- Google treats its workers the very worst.

Posted by: Don't be Evil at December 04, 2020 12:47 AM (BBWrU)

860 Yeah the $35/box for 9mm that someone mentioned was available online today was kind of sobering. 9mm is my least cost-effective caliber in terms of saving over "normal" factory ammo, and I don't even use lead bullets, but still I'm at about $7-8/box. On most calibers I save 50% or more over normal factory ammo prices.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 12:48 AM (OTzUX)

861 And after the governor was shocked! to find there
was fraud going on here, why isn't the Ga. Highway Patrol in their
houses right now?

We won't even talk about Barr...

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:42 AM (Rk3zP)

I have been calling Kemp's office almost daily... I will add that question in tomorrow:-) I would suggest everyone in GA ride his ass like he was a rented mule tomorrow. Same for Raffesperger. The Lt. Gov's office no longer answers the phone but call your legislators too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 12:48 AM (946rW)

862 ---
I've seen suggestions to get an air rifle and
practice with that -- gotta be better than nothing. Plus you can do it
in a basement or a backyard (if discreet).





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:44 AM
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A friend and I used to do that when the weather outside was bad. We'd use little plastic army men for targets. (but not before we dipped their helmets in light-blue paint)

Posted by: irright at December 04, 2020 12:49 AM (BB7pQ)

863 rhomboid
I'm ignorant, I guess. What's the alternative to lead bullets?

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:50 AM (Rk3zP)

864 > (but not before we dipped their helmets in light-blue paint)

Literally LOLing here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:50 AM (7Kh21)

865 858 Andrea Moss - they identified her in the comments section in the gateway pundit expose.
Posted by: Chance99 at December 04, 2020 12:47 AM (KGxGi)


Ah. I looked there but did not peruse comments.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 12:51 AM (ofYez)

866 Where the fuck is Bill Barr?
We have video evidence. We have identified the perps.
Bill, get off your useless, fat, ass. Issue ONE fucking indictment. Maybe two.
You don't need to root out the whole conspiracy over months and years, you don't need to "drill down" over the course of several human lifetimes. This is fraud, en flagrante delecto.
Do one useful thing in your otherwise questionable life. Indict one fucking person, one time, you useless, bagpipe playing, corrupt fuckwad.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 04, 2020 12:51 AM (w7KSn)

867 irright
LOL Just to get in the habit, right?

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:51 AM (Rk3zP)

868 A friend and I used to do that when the weather outside was bad. We'd use little plastic army men for targets. (but not before we dipped their helmets in light-blue paint)
Posted by: irright at December 04, 2020 12:49 AM (BB7pQ)

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Shoot a soldier, save a 12 year-old girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 04, 2020 12:51 AM (fLVm1)

869
The ONLY reason I-90 goes through Moses Lake was because of the SAC base that used to be there.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 12:11 AM (r1z5A)

IIRC, that runway is the longest heavy runway in the United States. Boeing used to use it for new plane testing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 12:51 AM (sy5kK)

870 I think the owner of that pub in Staten Island was arrested
Presti?

Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 12:51 AM (nUhF0)

871 I've seen suggestions to get an air rifle and practice with that -- gotta be better than nothing. Plus you can do it in a basement or a backyard (if discreet).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:44 AM (7Kh21)

Wait, there are places in this country you have to be discreet to shoot an air rifle?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 12:52 AM (Rz2Nc)

872
The Richmond-Petersburg Turnpike collected tolls on I-95 until the late '80s. Now that stretch is free and clear.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


I lived there when it happened. There was a member of the state legislature who set up a monitoring program to read all submitted legislation in order to make sure that some sneaky, tax loving bastard didn't sneak through legislation to reauthorize it again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2020 12:52 AM (pNxlR)

873 One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.

Common Core Math drives me insane.
5x3 = 5+5+5 until you learn the multiplication table in third grade. After that 5x3 = 15 by definition.
All they have to learn about multiplication is
1. the order is irrelevant (5x3=3x5)
2. memorize 55 items (one of which is 3x5=15)
3. "carry the one"
4. shift to the left/powers of ten

After that you can teach tricks like 37*9 = 370-37=333 or 18*5 = 180/2 = 90.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 04, 2020 12:53 AM (d/85V)

874 Dr. Marianette Miller-Meeks, the new R congresswoman from Iowa, just body-slammed OCrazyHoTittyCaca.

OCrazyHo was doing her "Oh, I was a WAITRESS, which is just like being a SLAVE" sob-story again.


Miller-Meeks pointed out that she left home at 16, and her first job was picking cucumbers in the Texas sun. A rather different level than hustling drunks for tips there.

I like this woman. She fights.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:53 AM (7Kh21)

875 And woo boy what a difference 24 hours makes. Still no neutron bombs, but there is a definite, noticeable change in momentum.


Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 12:32 AM (EEVQU)

It's almost like there's a plan for what evidence gets revealed when.
(*credit to Jackstraw in the event this all turns out right)

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2020 12:53 AM (kOpft)

876 > Wait, there are places in this country you have to be discreet to shoot an air rifle?

Not here. You don't need any kind of permit to carry a real gun, openly or concealed, much less an air rifle.

But some of the Horde live in communist-occupied regions. I believe air rifles may be illegal in Chicagoland, for instance.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 12:54 AM (7Kh21)

877 "834
No offense man but I really hope you aren't a financial advisor.



The above-averagely serious gun crowd has been sounding the alarm
since 2016 trying to get people to prepare for what is going on right
now. It was just about inevitable. When cheap and plentiful ammo comes,
those who have not loaded up need to load up, and those who have need to
make sure to fill any gaps.



I suspect this has to do without how much of the pre-2016 violence people were exposed to.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 12:31 AM (EEVQU)



?

How do you go from financial advising to stock piling ammo

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 12:35 AM (Rz2Nc)"

They said they thought we were done with ammo panics for a while.

The prevailing opinion among the seriously armed was that the cheap ammo days were an anomaly before things got even more fucked up. But that was not a hard prediction to make, Stevie Wonder could have called it.

Every day after 2016 that didn't have an ammo panic was seen as a bonus.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 12:54 AM (EEVQU)

878 One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.

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So they are literally teaching children lies.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 12:55 AM (946rW)

879 After that you can teach tricks like 37*9 = 370-37=333 or 18*5 = 180/2 = 90.
Posted by: Chuck C
Exactly. We were taught "fuzzy math" (approximations to check your answers) in 5th grade, fer Chrissake.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 12:55 AM (Rk3zP)

880 One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.

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So they are literally teaching children lies.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 12:55 AM (946rW)


In math as they do everything else.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 12:55 AM (946rW)

881 Or co owner
But arrested Tuesday
Dunno current status

Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 12:57 AM (nUhF0)

882 The firing of a leading Black scientist at Google following a dispute
over her research into the ethical impacts of AI has reignited concerns
about the company's treatment of employees who speak out -- particularly
people of color.

---
Call me racist (carbonist?) but I'm more worried about what they're doing with the AI

Posted by: Methos at December 04, 2020 12:58 AM (kOpft)

883 85
Justice Alito has given PA until the 9th to respond to the suit filed by Kelly..

Really? The fucking NINTH!

Come on already
-------------

Alito is one that I trust. As is Thomas and ACB.. Gorsuch and Cavanaugh, well, we will see.........

Joan Roberts? Give me a break. And the affirmative action hires? Please, do you think that little of me?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)

884 They said they thought we were done with ammo panics for a while.

The prevailing opinion among the seriously armed was that the cheap ammo days were an anomaly before things got even more fucked up. But that was not a hard prediction to make, Stevie Wonder could have called it.

Every day after 2016 that didn't have an ammo panic was seen as a bonus.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 12:54 AM (EEVQU)

That still doesn't explain the financial advisor comment. The market doesn't follow ammo sales.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 12:59 AM (Rz2Nc)

885 880 One example was that 5x3 does not equal 5+5+5, but it does equal 3+3+3+3+3.

Three five-dollar bills do not equal five three-dollar bills

Posted by: Legal Tender Act at December 04, 2020 01:00 AM (BBWrU)

886 That still doesn't explain the financial advisor comment. The market doesn't follow ammo sales.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

The point was being able to discern the future. You didn't need to be a seer in order to see the ammo shortage.
At least that's how I read it. YMMV

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:01 AM (Rk3zP)

887 Erie County NY Comptroller has blocked the local Health Department from collecting COVID-related fines.

All such fines will now be processed solely through his office. If the fine is less than $1000, you have 20 years to pay. If the fine is more than $15,000, you have 100 years to pay.

Bad. Ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 01:02 AM (7Kh21)

888 MarkY - generally, there are jacketed, plated, and lead bullets (in declining order of price). Lots of reloaders use lead to save $$. I use mostly lead, but plated for some applications (semi-auto pistols) and jacketed for others (rifle, and "imitation" training rounds to simulate the recoil of expensive self-defense ammo).

Some guys even mold their own lead bullets - that's some seriously cheap reloading there, as bullets are 75% of the cost of a reloaded round (brass is "free" - you're re-using cases over and over; primers are 2-4 cents/each, powder per round is usually a fraction of a penny).

Of course jacketed and plated, generally, have lead cores.

Plated is just what it sounds like - lead cores are plated with copper or an alloy thereof. Jacketed actually have formed metal jackets, into which lead is poured.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:02 AM (OTzUX)

889 One other thing to consider with houses that are REALLY old - like old enough to have had gaslights in them - is that the old piping that fed the gaslights might still be in the walls.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 12:36 AM

Or in the light fixture.

Scene: my parent's house circa 1985. I have the Basic Wiring volume of the Time-Life Home Improvement series. The kitchen has an ugly circular florescent light. Hmm, I can replace that! Shut off power, start unscrewing the nut holding the fixture to the ceiling. What is that whooshing sound that smells like gas? Well this was a bad idea. Retighten the nut and abandon that idea.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 04, 2020 01:02 AM (d/85V)

890 Justice Alito has given PA until the 9th to respond to the suit filed by Kelly..



Really? The fucking NINTH!



Come on already

-------------



Alito is one that I trust. As is Thomas and ACB.. Gorsuch and Cavanaugh, well, we will see.........



Joan Roberts? Give me a break. And the affirmative action hires? Please, do you think that little of me?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)

All but ACB joined in Alito's dissent. I feel pretty certain that all five are solid.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 01:02 AM (946rW)

Posted by: Chuck C at December 04, 2020 01:03 AM (d/85V)

892 Well, I have successfully procrastinated about a task by hanging out here. Time to hit the hay and promise myself that I will get up early and make up the time in the morning.

Keep the faith!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at December 04, 2020 01:03 AM (ofYez)

893 Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun...

Posted by: Chuck C at December 04, 2020 01:03 AM (d/85V)

894 "That still doesn't explain the financial advisor comment. The market doesn't follow ammo sales.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 12:59 AM (Rz2Nc)"

Ahhh. But the things driving ammo demand are not to be taken lightly. You know, the giant democidal elephant in the room.

Nearly everyone in my circles has been in "oh shit" mode for a couple of years or more, up to and including relocation.

It's not that the people calling out the ammo crunch ahead of time were simply calling moves in ammo; they were calling out what was going to cause it. Correctly.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:03 AM (EEVQU)

895 Did that fix it?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 01:03 AM (946rW)

896 > Great to teach habits and technique to kids.

Essentially every boy in my 29-year-old age cohort got a Daisy at 6 or 7 years of age. Generally a .22 and/or a .410 shotgun at 10-12.

It did us no permanent harm. Quite the contrary, I'd say.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2020 01:04 AM (7Kh21)

897 Not fast enough, Chuck C

Posted by: The Barrel at December 04, 2020 01:04 AM (kOpft)

898 But some of the Horde live in communist-occupied regions. I believe air rifles may be illegal in Chicagoland, for instance.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
---------

Pop-Tart pistols

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2020 01:04 AM (9Fwwf)

899 Not fast enough, Chuck C
Posted by: The Barrel at December 04, 2020 01:04 AM


One little mistake. - Captain Kirk

Posted by: Chuck C at December 04, 2020 01:06 AM (d/85V)

900 Do one useful thing in your otherwise questionable
life. Indict one fucking person, one time, you useless, bagpipe playing,
corrupt fuckwad.

Posted by: attila the irritable



"The wheels of Justice grind slowly but they grind fi....." ah screw it, even I don't believe this shit anymore.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 04, 2020 01:06 AM (r1z5A)

901 "888
MarkY - generally, there are jacketed, plated, and lead bullets (in
declining order of price). Lots of reloaders use lead to save $$. I
use mostly lead, but plated for some applications (semi-auto pistols)
and jacketed for others (rifle, and "imitation" training rounds to
simulate the recoil of expensive self-defense ammo).



Some guys even mold their own lead bullets - that's some seriously
cheap reloading there, as bullets are 75% of the cost of a reloaded
round (brass is "free" - you're re-using cases over and over; primers
are 2-4 cents/each, powder per round is usually a fraction of a penny).



Of course jacketed and plated, generally, have lead cores.



Plated is just what it sounds like - lead cores are plated with
copper or an alloy thereof. Jacketed actually have formed metal
jackets, into which lead is poured.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:02 AM (OTzUX)"

A cost effective way to get bullets that are more convenient than plain cast lead is to cast and then powder coat your own. It's not particularly hard; biggest issue right now would probably be getting ahold of the molds you want, followed by maybe high demand for the decent lead melting stuff.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:06 AM (EEVQU)

902 @LLinWood 32m

After learning @KLoeffler may own Dominion stock, I started to wonder if she might have been involved in paying off some of @BrianKempGA debts which were satisfied just before & just after her appointment as GA Senator.

Never understood why Kemp did not appoint
@RepDougCollins
.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 01:07 AM (CZm2G)

903 @LLinWood 29m

Are you kidding me? @KLoeffler bought $5M-$25M of Dominion stock on 3/13/20,

7 days before @GaSecofState made backroom deal with Dems to change absentee ballots without approval of legislature?

Is Kelly a Communist buddy due to husband's NYSE ownership?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 01:07 AM (CZm2G)

904 Essentially every boy in my 29-year-old age cohort got a Daisy at 6 or 7 years of age. Generally a .22 and/or a .410 shotgun at 10-12.

It did us no permanent harm. Quite the contrary, I'd say.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
--------

My trajectory, exactly. Daisy when I was probably 8-9, .22 the Christmas I was 10, and a Fox Model B side-by-side 20ga. when I was twelve.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2020 01:07 AM (CTJwJ)

905 Well I am pretty seriously armed, and as I said after 2016 there were years of no panics and in fact some slack in demand. If Trump had been declared the winner on election night, an end to the current panic would not be that far off. Even with the national racist-totalitarian street festival over the summer.

I'm fortunate that no firearms-related challenges confront me, but we're all greatly menaced by what may be the final evaporation of what "rule of law" remained in the US, at least when it comes to representative govt.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:08 AM (OTzUX)

906 Thx, rhomboid. I don't reload, obviously.
I've been surprised at the cost of black powder rounds, though. I though maybe I was doing something wrong when I figgered I was popping off almost $.12 round in the pistol... maybe $.22 a round in the Long Range Hunter.
Lead ain't the cost, then. It's the "accessories".
I haven't bought ammo for a while. I don't practice with live rounds anywho.
Probably a mistake.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:09 AM (Rk3zP)

907 Another bullet making tip:


If you have about 300ish bucks to invest and can find a supplier that isn't back ordered until the heat death of the universe, you can take some dies, spools of lead wire, and .22LR casings that have had the rim ironed out (with another die) and punch out brass jacketed .224 projectiles (for things like 5.56/.223). They'll be about 53gr.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:10 AM (EEVQU)

908 Okay, my band is Africell and the album is Freedom from Transmigration. I don't know how to do the photo but it absolutely fits. I feel like I have so appropriated some culture.

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at December 04, 2020 01:12 AM (L9+g/)

909 They have identified the woman in the purple shirt who was pulling ballots out from under the table. Ruby Freeman. Treason looms. Will she flip first?

Posted by: Chance99 at December 04, 2020 12:30 AM (KGxGi)

Let's waterboard her and find out!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 01:12 AM (5FCda)

910 The point was being able to discern the future. You didn't need to be a seer in order to see the ammo shortage.
At least that's how I read it. YMMV
Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:01 AM (Rk3zP)

The stock market does not equal the stock market.

There was a respectable moron attacking another respectable moran for no reason.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 01:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

911 "The stock market does not equal the stock market."

Uh, rephrase that. But I think I know what you mean.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:14 AM (Rk3zP)

912 I don't cast, don't expect to, but I did try the powder-coated lead bullets, did not find any particular advantage to them, for my purposes. That is, they performed just fine, but offered no advantage, as I really don't have much leading in my handguns. I do try to use all the tricks to avoid it.

I mostly use lead in revolvers, plated in semis (lead semi-wadcutters in the 1911, the big exception). I've been able to exploit tremendous deals over the years, sales, and most importantly buying locally from private parties, to where a lot of my plated inventory is little more expensive than lead.

I always tell people at the range, for both firearms and reloading, to get smart about exactly what they want, be patient, and vigilant for local deals from other individuals. I've acquired most of my guns and reloading gear, and even a good portion of components, this way, so my cost basis is very low. Of course, none of this applies under current conditions, but this won't last forever.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:15 AM (OTzUX)

913 Woof.
Posted by: Elizabeth

Woof-Woof

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 01:16 AM (arJlL)

914 "905
Well I am pretty seriously armed, and as I said after 2016 there were
years of no panics and in fact some slack in demand. If Trump had been
declared the winner on election night, an end to the current panic would
not be that far off. Even with the national racist-totalitarian street
festival over the summer.



I'm fortunate that no firearms-related challenges confront me, but
we're all greatly menaced by what may be the final evaporation of what
"rule of law" remained in the US, at least when it comes to
representative govt.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:08 AM (OTzUX)"

Going on the past several panics, even with a clear Trump win the current one would have had another year or so of fairly heavy demand followed by about 18 months, maybe more, for specific things to get down around pre-panic levels. And the Dems keeping up the rioting or turning the screws on people with lockdowns would prolong it.

In the 2013 panic, I didn't see any .22 on the shelves for 2 years. One $500 brick for $99. Took another year after that to really recover. Needless to say my grandkids are going to have .22 now, as a result of some serious work 2016-2019.

As things sit now... I wouldn't even try to guess at when the panic will start to roll back. I can only offer the same guesses as to the time frame once it begins. I'm not unloading ammo or letting my levels drop, neither are any of my friends, and those few of us that are behind the others will continue to try to catch up.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:16 AM (EEVQU)

915 Ahhh. But the things driving ammo demand are not to be taken lightly. You know, the giant democidal elephant in the room.

Nearly everyone in my circles has been in "oh shit" mode for a couple of years or more, up to and including relocation.

It's not that the people calling out the ammo crunch ahead of time were simply calling moves in ammo; they were calling out what was going to cause it. Correctly.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:03 AM (EEVQU)

Maybe you need to move in larger circles. I make my money in the stock market and things are good.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 01:17 AM (Rz2Nc)

916 ...this won't last forever.

Posted by: rhomboid

No, and either there will be so many sweet firearms on the market, or there will be nothing in a fairly short time, I think.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:17 AM (Rk3zP)

917 Band name: Basajkovac (has inverted caret over "s")

Album Title: " The Welsh perspective"
Album Image: https://www.flickr.com/photos/reid1956/25087134296/

I didn't create a cover tho.

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:17 AM (ynpvh)

918 Oh Evasive I don't think there was any malice involved, just good spirited discussion.

And fortunately I'd hedged against different eventualities, but ended up well set in any case.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:18 AM (OTzUX)

919
This is Trump's 'crossing the Potomac' moment, a reverse mirror image of Caesar's crossing of the Rubicon. When Caesar crossed the Rubicon, the Roman Republic died. If Trump doesn't cross the Potomac, the 'American experiment in self-government' Republic will die.

As stated, if the vote fraud isn't exposed and thrown out, we will never have another fair election again. (I don't think anyone saying that is being hyperbolic.) It will be one party commie/Democrat rule forever. One can only guess what kind of Country we will be once the turmoil and bloodshed is over.
Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2020 12:30 AM (ldL4g)


*fist bump, spreading Covid everywhere*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 01:19 AM (sy5kK)

920 Benny @bennyjohnson 2h

BREAKING: Gov. Brian Kemp calls for a 'signature audit' after new surveillance video shown today in Georgia.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 01:19 AM (CZm2G)

921 Nice one, Jim!

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at December 04, 2020 01:19 AM (L9+g/)

922 823
> Well, fast forward, and it seems she really WASN'T very funny at all



Right. Silverman was funny, to the extent she ever was, for the same
reason it's shockingly funny to hear a three-year-old yell "Fuck!"



No one gets shocked in the slightest when a skanked-out 50-year-old yells "Fuck!", and that is what Silverman now is.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

BION, there are, or were, several very funny female comedians in the S.F. stand-up/semi-pro league. There was one named Elsa something-or-other who was Mexican and just killed it with her accent. A couple of funny white chicks too. It's not impossible; there are some women who know how to make men laugh doing stand-up. But then there are some guys with whom it's like, "man what are you doing here?" territory.

I tried it a few times. I realized quickly that your joke doesn't matter; your delivery and how you relate to the audience does. At one place where they picked names out of a hat, I liked going later because I would keep track of whose jokes bombed and then try to work off that. I remember one specific incident where the guy running the comedy night was an Indian guy with a lot of hair on his head, like it was a helmet. Some guy tries to relate Rajiv (the club night sponsor who would start off the comedy) to the Founding Fathers because they had big wigs that his hair looked like and, dude starts sputtering because it's a lame joke, and then he says something about how would you like to be executed back then by a guy in a wig and makeup? It was a long 4 minutes.

So when I went up, I pivoted off the jokes, something like, "How hard is it to tell a joke about Rajiv's hair? Hell, when I was a kid we called something like that, armor class negative 2" (laughs) Then a riff about being executed by guys in lace wigs and makeup and your tombstone proclaiming your demise by Bozo the Clown's great, great grandfather. Too bad that stuff doesn't exist anymore or I'd give it another try next year.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 01:21 AM (KAi1n)

923 'Christmas Star' to light up December sky for first time in 800 years

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4kwy7bd

On Dec. 21, humans can witness something not seen in nearly 800 years.

That's right, during the upcoming winter solstice, Jupiter and Saturn will line up to create what is known as the "Christmas Star" or "Star of Bethlehem."

These two planets haven't appeared this (relatively) close together from Earth's vantage point since the Middle Ages.
Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 12:46 AM (nUhF0)

Wow. I need to see that.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 01:22 AM (5FCda)

924 The stock market does not equal the stock market."

Uh, rephrase that. But I think I know what you mean.
Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:14 AM (Rk3zP)

LOL, I'm an idiot at times ask my wife. The stock market doesn't equal ammo sales.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 01:22 AM (Rz2Nc)

925 The governor of Georgia apparently will do the right thing when all other options are completely exhausted.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 04, 2020 01:24 AM (w7KSn)

926 "There was a respectable moron attacking another respectable moran for no reason.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 01:12 AM (Rz2Nc)"

Hey now, I didn't actually recall their profession, and did offer the caveat to not take offense.

IMHO positioning yourself to have a solid supply of arms, or ensuring your kids or grandkids have access to the same, is one of the most important calls to get right. Either that, or ensuring they have the ability to GTFO entirely.

re: powder coated bullets - a lot of firearms don't get much leading, but suppressors are notorious for it and cleaning it out risks a lot of lead exposure from elbow grease or lead acetate as a byproduct. With the talk of discretely shooting airguns upthread... subsonic projectiles with a can on a properly set up firearm are quieter than many airguns.

I would go so far as to say the can is more important for the ability to zero, practice, and work up loads than for tactical reasons. You have to consider what it's going to mean when you can't lawfully shoot.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:24 AM (EEVQU)

927 Ordering ammo by the case, since 2016, was the norm.

Would that I have had the means to have ordered by the pallet load.

Back in the '80s, I had a friend who took delivery of an entire pallet of Federal .357 JPH ammo. I forget how many tens of thousands of rounds that was. But I was impressed.

For insight? That pallet load was maybe 18 vertical inches of cases of ammo, above the slats.

Three layers of cases.

And that's when that pallet hit it's weight limit for Mr. Forklift and the pallet, itself.

MIGHT have been four layers, but this was 1980, so I'll plead bourbon.

Was sure as hell not five layers. Full pallet didn't even reach me knee high, that's a fact.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 01:24 AM (QzJWU)

928 Oh Evasive I don't think there was any malice involved, just good spirited discussion.

And fortunately I'd hedged against different eventualities, but ended up well set in any case.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:18 AM (OTzUX)

Ok, I'm glad of the no malice, nothing wrong with spirited discussion.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 01:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

929 The stock market will be the only place to go because the dollar will be worth a warm bucket of spit.
The law of things says the more of a thing there is, the less it is worth.

Posted by: attila the irritable at December 04, 2020 01:25 AM (w7KSn)

930 902 @LLinWood 32m

After learning @KLoeffler may own Dominion stock, I started to wonder if she might have been involved in paying off some of @BrianKempGA debts which were satisfied just before & just after her appointment as GA Senator.

Never understood why Kemp did not appoint
@RepDougCollins
.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 01:07 AM (CZm2G)

Holy shit! Gotta wonder if the runoff should be Collins vs Warnock.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 04, 2020 01:26 AM (YkawN)

931 Suggestion for a viral hashtag: #WeAreAllMellissaCarone

Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 04, 2020 01:27 AM (OBhTa)

932 On this topic, one interesting but somewhat puzzling analysis, posted on the website for Powder Valley, one of the best online reloading component vendors, predicted that one market-driven source of relief in 2012-13 may not appear this time.

European primers, including Russian.

For Russia, the company (that makes Tula and Wolf brands) has management issues, reportedly.

Don't recall any reason given why European sources that have come in since 2012, like S&B, or Ginex, or Fiocchi, would not respond to this demand surge.

I even ended up using some Spanish powder during that panic - loved it, actually, it wasn't expensive, loaded like Universal, so very versatile. I would think that the Euro sources would respond this time, too - and even more easily, since they've already been through it once. Guess we'll see.

My favorite name is the Czech powder manufacturer - "Explosia". Kind of gets the line of work across pretty quickly.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:29 AM (OTzUX)

933 Hell of a thing. Here we are in the Friggin U S of A and discussing not having enough ammunition.
It sounds like the Alamo all over.
You know? Even if I were a rich man, I don't know that I'd even try to start up an ammo mfr. now. Maybe too risky.
Talk is, Libs won't try to defeat the 2nd Amendment by outlawing guns, just tax the ammo to death, ala John (turd bait) Roberts.
Underground smelters... I can see it now..

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:29 AM (Rk3zP)

934 Okay, the John Venn diagram made me laugh.

Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 01:29 AM (ynpvh)

935 Can't hide a shot tower...
Heh

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:30 AM (Rk3zP)

936 Hell of a thing. Here we are in the Friggin U S of A and discussing not having enough ammunition.
It sounds like the Alamo all over.
You know? Even if I were a rich man, I don't know that I'd even try to start up an ammo mfr. now. Maybe too risky.
Talk is, Libs won't try to defeat the 2nd Amendment by outlawing guns, just tax the ammo to death, ala John (turd bait) Roberts.
Underground smelters... I can see it now..
Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:29 AM (Rk3zP)

I received a few hundred rounds of .45 acp today.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 01:32 AM (Rz2Nc)

937 "Maybe you need to move in larger circles. I make my money in the stock market and things are good.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 01:17 AM (Rz2Nc)"

I'm not saying things are bad on the market, or will be bad on the market; I'm saying we have bigger problems to look out for on the horizon. Remember we were talking about ammo demand.

Let's put this in perspective: my coworkers are being fired after being outed as conservatives. My AO has had multiple standoffs between citizens with long arms this year, riots, looting, and large scale violence. I have, personally, pointed more guns at people the last 2 years than the entire time prior when it was my job to do so, simply trying to go about my business. We spent weeks buttoned up inside with smoke blotting out the sun after widespread local incidents of arson, and someone poured gas on one of my neighbor's houses and set it on fire.

Things are kind of fucked.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:33 AM (EEVQU)

938 That pic is more proof the Queen drank like Churchill.

Posted by: klaftern at December 04, 2020 01:33 AM (RuIsu)

939 I received a few hundred rounds of .45 acp today.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

If you don't mind me asking, what'd you pay? And FMJ?

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:34 AM (Rk3zP)

940
?
How do you go from financial advising to stock piling ammo
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 04, 2020 12:35 AM (Rz2Nc)


why not both?

9mm ammo has tripled in price in one year.

Invest in metals.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 01:34 AM (sy5kK)

941 BREAKING: Gov. Brian Kemp calls for a 'signature audit' after new surveillance video shown today in Georgia.





Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 01:19 AM (CZm2G)

From what I understand, he only repeated what he said last week when he cucked out about approving the certification. Then he called for a signature check but he used weasel words that made it pretty clear that any signature check would only follow the rules of the consent decree.

People need to be blowing up his phones tomorrow demanding arrests and demanding he rescind his letter of assurance that would go with the certification.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 01:36 AM (946rW)

942 My AO
there are only three star wars films

What's AO?

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:36 AM (Rk3zP)

943 Ah - star wars films, if only I had the issue of using suppressors! CA, alas.

I'm a fairly boring reloader - basically just replacing factory range fodder, and working up a few powder-puff handgun loads for new/occasional/female shooters. No precision, or hunting, stuff.

I do reload every caliber I shoot, except for 7.62 X 54R. For that, I rely on Glorious Hero Production of Soviet Arsenal #188 in Novosibirsk (big stack of spam cans, mostly 1980s production). Also some Romanian and Bulgarian cans of 54R. Fortunately bought years ago, for dirt cheap.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:37 AM (OTzUX)

944 ..Can't hide a shot tower...
Heh

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:30 AM (Rk3zP)



Nestle it up against a cliff face in an old quarry, and then camo the SOB, even making some effort towards thermal masking.

It doesn't have to be perfect. It only has to be good.

Make sure all the E&E routes, pre-sited vehicles and bail-out sites are VERY pre-arranged.

Otherwise. OPSEC.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

945
That's right, during the upcoming winter solstice, Jupiter and Saturn will line up to create what is known as the "Christmas Star" or "Star of Bethlehem."

These two planets haven't appeared this (relatively) close together from Earth's vantage point since the Middle Ages.
Posted by: vmom - Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 12:46 AM (nUhF0)
-----------------------------

Shortly after the Blood Moons came Trump.
Shortly after the Star of Bethlehem comes ...

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 01:38 AM (CZm2G)

946 AO = area of operation (where the shit is going down)

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 01:38 AM (KAi1n)

947 I made an album cover, but do not know how to post it. In any event, my band name is 'Agrilus Abstersus', but the Album name turned out to be just the best....
"Wholly Uninteresting and Distasteful"

Posted by: Sasha Shokolova at December 04, 2020 01:38 AM (DpHHZ)

948 Am I the only one who finds it a bit disingenuous that Kemp would call for an audit in response to the footage revealed today?

What the footage shows is that ballots weren't counted with watchers. Sure, they probably were fraudulent, but they definitely were illegally counted.

That's enough to discard them.

Posted by: pmurT at December 04, 2020 01:40 AM (ojwvu)

949 Jeebus, star wars, what general area are you in???

And how insane is it that your description didn't narrow it down instantly! Not in America this year .....

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:40 AM (OTzUX)

950 "What's AO?

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:36 AM (Rk3zP)"

Wasn't sure if you were asking about Area of Operations or asking what mine was, specifically. The latter I keep to myself, until such a time as the local horde might need to know.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:41 AM (EEVQU)

951 In high school, I was looking in the encyclopedia, at the Hertzsprung-Russell diagram, for DD names. I found a star that I decided would be my band's name if I ever had one. It's still going to be my band's name if I ever have a band.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 01:41 AM (KAi1n)

952 777 >>Certainly it's stupid not to address the obvious "Lucy/football" situation. But remember it's HARD to steal an election. Even with Dominion, they needed to go to extraordinary lengths to get their faux Biden "win". Once people are ON TO YOU, it gets even HARDER.


Ahem. Lemme show you how it's done: make everyone in your state vote by mail and blame covid.
Take away all of the polling places and give voters only one drop box per town. If they dare to show up at one of the few polling places open on election day, classify their ballots as provisional so they do not get counted until 14 days after the election. Certify the vote before all the ballots are even counted. Voila!

Posted by: New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy at December 04, 2020 01:43 AM (8/7u2)

953 I find the entire GA situation incomprehensible, in constitutional and other terms. Do consent decrees trump state election law duly enacted by a legislature? How does that work under the constitution?

And I'm quite familiar with election procedures and integrity models, and cannot understand how a full, open, observed hand audit is not done there, as well as PA WI MI and NV, and Maricopa County AZ. And how that cannot, and has not been, ordered, as in 2 weeks ago.

The US has taken on farcical aspects, quickly in some respects.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:44 AM (OTzUX)

954 They have identified the woman in the purple shirt who was pulling ballots out from under the table. Ruby Freeman. Treason looms. Will she flip first?

Posted by: Chance99 at December 04, 2020 12:30 AM (KGxGi)

ok, Ruby, you can tell us everything, names, dates, emails, everything, and get immunity, or you can risk 20 to life, or even execution for treason.

Your choice. And your answer is?....................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 01:45 AM (sy5kK)

955 Jim,
I hope to God we never meet up on opposite sides.
But your plans need lots of hoomins. We're just now organizing those hoomins here in my little neck of the woods.
It didn't start as a political thing, oddly enough. It took a snake oil preacher trying to build a halfway house in our little hood. Man lost a lawsuit for $40MM 14 years ago from the parents of a girl the congregation killed... 31 days of childbirth and no medical care.
Man's been on the run since. Showed up here. New name. The usual ruse. Talk about OPSEC. Guy in the inners of City Hall showing us the plans. Showing us Permit applications. Lawyer showing us the corporate shenanigans.
This is the new normal, I think. Fuck City Hall. This place ain't getting built, and the Mom of that girl is gonna own this land.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:45 AM (Rk3zP)

956 Underground smelters... I can see it now..
Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:29 AM (Rk3zP)

*envisioning underground workshops like the ones at Isengard*

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 01:47 AM (5FCda)

957 953
I find the entire GA situation incomprehensible, in constitutional and
other terms. Do consent decrees trump state election law duly enacted
by a legislature? How does that work under the constitution?





Posted by: rhomboid

Very good question. Depends on state law. Bear in mind, a consent decree is basically the government caving in to the plaintiff's demands and settling with the consented-to decree (i.e. order). It depends on what state law empowers the governor to do in litigation. Somebody on the side of integrity should have been aware of the suit and intervened. A consent decree in this instance is just another example of getting through courts what the Left can't get through legislation.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 01:48 AM (KAi1n)

958 ..Underground smelters... I can see it now..
Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:29 AM (Rk3zP)

*envisioning underground workshops like the ones at Isengard*

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 01:47 AM (5FCda)



Years ahead of them. And that's all I'll have to say about that.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

959 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2020 01:51 AM (L2ZTs)

960 Band: Radio Botswana
Album: Someone Broke A Nail
Cover: https://ibb.co/Ss3VHZ5

Posted by: Colonel Travis at December 04, 2020 01:51 AM (5IZ0J)

961 Somebody Broke A Nail, not Someone. Dang it I am my own worst press agent.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at December 04, 2020 01:52 AM (5IZ0J)

962 752 has there ever been a toll road that stopped collecting tolls?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 12:04 AM (GIeIM)

GA-400 here in ATL stopped collecting tolls a few years ago

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 04, 2020 01:53 AM (rt0xh)

963 925 The governor of Georgia apparently will do the right thing when all other options are completely exhausted.
Posted by: attila the irritable at December 04, 2020 01:24 AM (w7KSn)

And he has nowhere to hide.

What a POS.

And Loffler buying Dominion stock earlier this year?
Geezuuz H.
There's a lot of hanging that's overdue to happen.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 01:53 AM (sy5kK)

964 Colonel, the guy on your album cover has broken more than one nail, lol.

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at December 04, 2020 01:54 AM (L9+g/)

965 SFGoth I suppose the brilliantly designed constitutional construct, which allows legislatures to take back selection of electors (depending on the state), is the ultimate fail-safe mechanism for things like the consent-decree end-around.

We may be about to see how broadly, and deeply, weak and corrupt America has become.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 01:54 AM (OTzUX)

966 Posted by: BlackToothGrin at December 03, 2020 11:00 PM (aR6C/)

Out of curiosity, have your e-mails been featured on Vox Day's site in the last few days?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at December 04, 2020 01:55 AM (OssQ4)

967 And overpasses had to be of a certain height for military loads to pass under, etc. Very cool, and not the worst project we ever did.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 04, 2020 12:14 AM (qQnCr)
"Military loads" = M65 Atomic Cannon (AKA Atomic Annie)

Posted by: Downcast, well acted troll, pretending to be a moron, here to push a demoralizing narrative at December 04, 2020 01:55 AM (nJMtJ)

968 939 I received a few hundred rounds of .45 acp today.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

If you don't mind me asking, what'd you pay? And FMJ?
Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 01:34 AM (Rk3zP)

I mentioned it earlier today, sgammo.com has a lot of 9mm FMJ for sale in bulk, at what is a reasonable price in today's crazy times at 70 cents a round.

I didn't check their .45

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 01:55 AM (sy5kK)

969 Very good question. Depends on state law. Bear in
mind, a consent decree is basically the government caving in to the
plaintiff's demands and settling with the consented-to decree (i.e.
order). It depends on what state law empowers the governor to do in
litigation. Somebody on the side of integrity should have been aware of
the suit and intervened. A consent decree in this instance is just
another example of getting through courts what the Left can't get
through legislation.


Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 01:48 AM (KAi1n)

You are wrong on this issue. the Constitution only gives legislatures the right to make election law. The SoS cannot override the US Constitution with a consent decree. This kind of thing will be overturned just as the PA Supreme Court's actions in changing legislative deadlines will be overturned.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 01:57 AM (946rW)

970 I don't think this link is too long. Here's the cover art for the album Freedom from Transmigration by my band Africell.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/
169159627@N06/50663400578/

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at December 04, 2020 01:59 AM (L9+g/)

971 rhomboid.


Recent deliveries, NON commercial. Stacked DEEP.

Stay Tight, my friend. Hope we're both here when all the shit is done being the shit.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 04, 2020 01:59 AM (QzJWU)

972 has there ever been a toll road that stopped collecting tolls?
Posted by: will choose a nic later
--------

The Talmadge Memorial toll bridge, at Savannah, , was actually paid off early, toll booths removed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2020 02:00 AM (CTJwJ)

973 This kind of thing will be overturned just as the PA Supreme Court's actions in changing legislative deadlines will be overturned.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 01:57 AM (946rW)


Can't find anything on PA & the Supreme CT.

Do you have a hint or a link?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 04, 2020 02:01 AM (CZm2G)

974
Let's put this in perspective: my coworkers are being fired after being outed as conservatives. My AO has had multiple standoffs between citizens with long arms this year, riots, looting, and large scale violence. I have, personally, pointed more guns at people the last 2 years than the entire time prior when it was my job to do so, simply trying to go about my business. We spent weeks buttoned up inside with smoke blotting out the sun after widespread local incidents of arson, and someone poured gas on one of my neighbor's houses and set it on fire.

Things are kind of fucked.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:33 AM (EEVQU)

I don't know where you live, but my suggestion is to move.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:01 AM (sy5kK)

975 Interesting blog post about primer supply and shortage:

https://www.powdervalleyinc.com/blog/

Apparently primer shortage also affecting commercial ammo production, and Remington financial chaos plays into it also.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 02:02 AM (OTzUX)

976 I think we should be bombarding all elected Republicans, local, state and federal. Stand up for fair and honest elections. If hundreds of thousands of votes were counted illegally across the country, then hundreds of thousands of American citizens have had their votes nullified. There, I got that off my chest, now I'll sleep better. Can't believe that I read the whole thread before posting.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 04, 2020 02:03 AM (a4EWo)

977 Band Name:
Drama Glacier

Album:
Yet they steal my thunder

Cover:
A raven sitting on a streetlamp.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 04, 2020 02:04 AM (Msrhc)

978 Can't believe that I read the whole thread before posting.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Good thing it's the ONT, eh?

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 02:05 AM (Rk3zP)

979 Debby, wow, kudos to you. That's nearly 1K comments to drag yourself through.

And your sentiment and suggestion are perfect.

Wasn't rosy-lensed prior to this, but if this kind of lazy, clumsy, obvious, odious election theft is allowed to stand, my assessment of the country's populace will be so low as to be off the scale.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 02:07 AM (OTzUX)

980 Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 01:48 AM (KAi1n)

You are wrong on this issue. the Constitution only gives legislatures the right to make election law. The SoS cannot override the US Constitution with a consent decree. This kind of thing will be overturned just as the PA Supreme Court's actions in changing legislative deadlines will be overturned.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 01:57 AM (946rW)

So Kemp did a Blago and sold the Senate seat to Loeffler, who then bought big into the Chinese controlled Dominion Voting Systems a week before Kemp gave DVS the vote tabulation contract. Seems like the GA election should be tossed and redone. Is that a SCOTUS decision or SCOGA thing? Or GA legislature?

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 04, 2020 02:08 AM (YkawN)

981 Can't believe that I read the whole thread before posting.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 04, 2020 02:03 AM (a4EWo)

My first comment was at 333...I find if I'm not here when the thread starts, it's impossible to catch up without skipping big chunks.

And who want to miss out on all that brilliant commentary?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 02:08 AM (5FCda)

982 You are wrong on this issue. the Constitution only
gives legislatures the right to make election law. The SoS cannot
override the US Constitution with a consent decree. This kind of thing
will be overturned just as the PA Supreme Court's actions in changing
legislative deadlines will be overturned.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

Red, I fully admit that my 23 years practicing law has primarily involved S.F./CA property rights (which involves the 1st, 5th, and 14th amendments), and most of my knowledge of federal constitutional law outside of property law is limited to what I've gleaned over the years. What's your law experience?

For instance, I admit that I have not researched what/whether federal law has determined what "legislature" means in Article II. What meaning did that term have in 1791? What if a state's legislature sets up a system that allows changes made by consent decree? What if a state's constitution, ratified by that state's legislature, provides for such a thing? I will defer to your understanding if that understanding is informed by legal research.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 02:09 AM (KAi1n)

983 Tell you what I think... may be wrong, but hear me out.
I don't think big cities are blue, and I don't think they've ever voted blue.
I think the fix has been in so long folks don't even question it anymore.
I think if we fix election rigging, we find out this whole charade of vast pockets of commie-loving new wave, shit-hole encouraging, progressive-leaning, sentiments is a unicorn.
A myth.
A contrived artifice.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 02:11 AM (Rk3zP)

984 Things are kind of fucked.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 01:33 AM (EEVQU)

I don't know where you live, but my suggestion is to move.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:01 AM (sy5kK)

Ahhh Portland. Yeah, I hope your house is already listed. Your kids will be happier and healthier living in an apartment in Edmond Oklahoma while you and the wife look for jobs than they are in that environment.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 04, 2020 02:12 AM (YkawN)

985 That Queen/Slick Willie guy looks like the old Cracker Jack commercial guy, Jack Gifford.
Posted by: Mercenary13

Jack Gilford.

Posted by: Toni

Him too.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 02:12 AM (arJlL)

986 I don't know where you live, but my suggestion is to move.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:01 AM (sy5kK)

One does not simply walk out of Mordor.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 02:12 AM (5FCda)

987 Band: Congregation Beth IsraelAlbum: I Do Not Regret AnythingCover: picture of an attractive, middle-aged woman in a slinky, black dress

Yeah, the internet is laughing at me.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 02:12 AM (KAi1n)

988 I will accept any wild conspiracy theory anyone can offer as to why Common Core Math has been foisted onto our children.


So that one day, we'll get a Common Core Math Thread !

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 02:14 AM (arJlL)

989 Only a dozen plus more comments and we hit a thousand before 2:30 am est.

yeah, people are ornery tonight.
can't blame them, not even a little bit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:14 AM (sy5kK)

990 "I don't know where you live, but my suggestion is to move.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:01 AM (sy5kK)"

That is the plan, but it's going to be on our schedule; I refuse to be made a refugee in my own country.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 04, 2020 02:15 AM (EEVQU)

991 Well... I had a nap

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 02:15 AM (Rk3zP)

992 Well... I had a nap
Posted by: MarkY

I tried pomade, but it still looked like a nap

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 02:17 AM (Rk3zP)

993 983 Tell you what I think... may be wrong, but hear me out.
I don't think big cities are blue, and I don't think they've ever voted blue.
I think the fix has been in so long folks don't even question it anymore.
I think if we fix election rigging, we find out this whole charade of vast pockets of commie-loving new wave, shit-hole encouraging, progressive-leaning, sentiments is a unicorn.
A myth.
A contrived artifice.
Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 02:11 AM (Rk3zP)
------------

I've said many times that if we had purple finger voting with verified citizenship in the Left Coast states, all would be Red as ****** oops, can't say that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:19 AM (sy5kK)

994 What? Dave in Florida has left the blog? Why? He did a fantastic job charting Florida and he nailed it.
Posted by: IC at December 03, 2020 11:05 PM (Nyumu)

Dave's not here ?

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 02:19 AM (arJlL)

995 About Common Core textbook sales are a massive racket. Any time some agency demands a new curriculum millions flow between state depts of Ed and textbook publishers. District administration forces the few math teachers who actually understand math to adopt the new curriculum. Most teachers suck at math and science so they just use whatever the district buys.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 04, 2020 02:21 AM (YkawN)

996
Being a native WA guy, I always enjoyed going to Portland on either business or pleasure.

You did notice the past tense, right?

Seattle is no better, BTW.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:21 AM (sy5kK)

997 so who gets the magic one thousand?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:22 AM (sy5kK)

998 me?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:23 AM (sy5kK)

999 MarkY, I totally agree with your thoughts on the fix being in for a long time, it is laughable that the United States has ever sent election observers around the globe to ensure the integrity of foreign elections when our own are such a joke. I had a little nap earlier too, but I am going to try and grab some more sleep because morning will be here soon enough. As tough as times are right now, I am bolstered by the resilience of the Horde. Good night good people.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 04, 2020 02:23 AM (a4EWo)

1000 ok dammit I tried

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:23 AM (sy5kK)

1001 THousand!

Posted by: Fox2! at December 04, 2020 02:24 AM (qyH+l)

1002 And 1! Oofff.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 04, 2020 02:24 AM (qyH+l)

1003 *buffs nails*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:25 AM (sy5kK)

1004 Sitting through teacher in service meeting where they bring in people who are supposedly presenting the newest and best instructional methods is very revealing. Most of the staff proudly proclaim their inability to do math.

Anyway, good night.

Posted by: WhyBanned at December 04, 2020 02:28 AM (YkawN)

1005 Dave's not here ?
Posted by: JT

Heh.
Dave may well be like both my wife (not political) and me. Depressed as hell that the obvious law-breakers aren't already in FMITA prisons, and depressed that the 3 letter agencies aren't really on our sides.
It's kinda discouraging. Dave had Fla. nailed. He (probably) didn't realize the depths of depravity, nor the utter "in your face" methods the left would go to shove this election down our throats.
Kinda like the way Biden sniffed girls right in front of their parents and cameras.
The "Dare me" attitude. What has made them think they can't do it?

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 02:28 AM (Rk3zP)

1006 The tolls for the bridge and tunnels across the Hudson River are $16.

Why is it called The Holland Tunnel, if it doesn't take you to Holland ?

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 02:29 AM (arJlL)

1007 Of all the Joe Biden sniffing and groping pictures, the best one ever is him laughing it up with a biker's woman in a restaurant booth, as he and a friend sat a few feet away, staring with laser beams.

Come to think of it, outside of porn, is there another man who has sniffed and fondled so many women who he had no relationship with, while getting photographed?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:32 AM (sy5kK)

1008 Ruby, ruby, ruby........

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 04, 2020 02:34 AM (Ww1tL)

1009 Come to think of it, outside of porn, is there another man who has sniffed and fondled so many women who he had no relationship with, while getting photographed?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Life's imponderables

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 02:36 AM (Rk3zP)

1010 I've always been kinda struck by the quote of someone (dunno who) who said, "It's not the fact that American politicians can be bought, but rather that they can be bought so cheaply."

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 02:39 AM (Rk3zP)

1011 I'll play.

Band name: Mount Pleasant Community High School
Album title: To Awaken Basic Emotions
cover picture: an elk bellowing

Sounds like it may have been funded by the Epstein Foundation.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 04, 2020 02:40 AM (P1f+c)

1012 I wore levis and a white t-shirt for about 78% of the 80s.
Posted by: garrett

The t-shirt was black by 1989

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 02:45 AM (arJlL)

1013 BREAKING: Georgia Republican Gov. Brian Kemp calls
for a signature audit after CCTV footage was leaked of hidden ballots
being secretly counted.



https://mobile.twitter.com/RealKyleMorris/ status/1334708879205265411

Posted by: Ooo oh ooo at December 03, 2020 11:08 PM (IUMPI)
---already disappeared.surprise!

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 02:45 AM (8zGKp)

1014
Stay positive because I have this gut feeling they still haven't taken down Trump's presidency quite yet.

And if you need a song to make you feel better, join in!

Here you go!

https://tinyurl.com/y2wfx4fk

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:47 AM (sy5kK)

1015 I wore levis and a white t-shirt for about 78% of the 80s.
Posted by: garrett

The t-shirt was black by 1989
Posted by: JT


At least the pit stains stopped showing.

Wait, we had laundry detergent that cleaned things back then. Never mind.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 04, 2020 02:49 AM (P1f+c)

1016
https://mobile.twitter.com/RealKyleMorris/ status/1334708879205265411

Posted by: Ooo oh ooo at December 03, 2020 11:08 PM (IUMPI)
---already disappeared.surprise!

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 02:45 AM (8zGKp)


red, it's still there, remove space before status.

Of course, actually observing Kemp to do it is entirely another thing altogether.

Guy is a snake of the most poisonous variety.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 02:52 AM (sy5kK)

1017 964 Colonel, the guy on your album cover has broken more than one nail, lol.
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at December 04, 2020
-----


Yes and I bet his feet look horrific. I picture animal-like claws.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at December 04, 2020 02:54 AM (5IZ0J)

1018 Damn, folks. I'm tech ignorant, and even I know how to access TinyUrl.

Posted by: MarkY at December 04, 2020 02:57 AM (Rk3zP)

1019 Good lord, people! Two ayem and you're already over a thousand? Don't you ever sleep?

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 02:59 AM (XxJt1)

1020 1019 Good lord, people! Two ayem and you're already over a thousand? Don't you ever sleep?
Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 02:59 AM (XxJt1)

Hahaha.

Hi, creeper! I can't believe that TX is over a month in the rear view mirror.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 03:02 AM (sy5kK)

1021 {{{LeftCoast Dawg}}}

We need a MoMe every six months. I can't make one last for a whole year.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 03:04 AM (XxJt1)

1022
take care, morons.

we will get through this, one way or another.

I'd prefer it wasn't another.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 03:04 AM (sy5kK)

1023 655
Disco doesn't even seem so bad from this distance.



The Red Onion, Woodland Hills, FTW!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2020 11:43 PM (fLVm1)Cicero, You were there? I was there too! Awesome times. Amazed I didn't get about 100 DUI's, between there and Burbank, when working at Lockheed.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at December 04, 2020 03:06 AM (U8Hxf)

1024 Thanks, LCD. 'Preciate the positive thinking. It's in short supply these days.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 03:11 AM (XxJt1)

1025 Why is it called The Holland Tunnel, if it doesn't take you to Holland ?

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 02:29 AM (arJlL)


Because the chief engineer on the tunnel, Clifford Holland, died before the tunnel's opening. We use to do that, name buildings, bridges and other public works after dead white guys.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2020 03:13 AM (ldL4g)

1026 Hi, creeper! I can't believe that TX is over a month in the rear view mirror.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 03:02 AM (sy5kK)

---
and here i thought Texas was a state of mind...


Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 03:14 AM (KrTmg)

1027 Yesterday finishing a new space for some kind of lab company for some reason at least 8 of the employees of the company were all wearing pajamas and bedroom slippers. One guy and one woman had onesie on, the guy had a furry animal suit. Even the woman in charge had pajamas on. Seen her and a couple other of these people in last week and this was the first time I saw them in night wear.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 03:16 AM (9sWOw)

1028 You know what state needs to lock down? Texas. They need to close their borders to non-natives. That Texas state of mind is being disenfranchised rapidly.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 03:18 AM (XxJt1)

1029 Pennsylvania did exactly the same mail voting non conformation,even the Secretary of State Kathy Boockvar said not to look.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 03:20 AM (9sWOw)

1030 Why is it called The Holland Tunnel, if it doesn't take you to Holland ?

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 02:29 AM (arJlL)

Because the chief engineer on the tunnel, Clifford Holland, died before the tunnel's opening. We use to do that, name buildings, bridges and other public works after dead white guys.
Posted by: RickZ

Did Verranzano have a long, skinny head ?

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 03:22 AM (arJlL)

1031 Seen somewhere the question Who in at least 5 states was the one who halted the vote reporting ? Was this a interstate conspiracy? My guess would be it's connected to Dominion or whoever was the computer manipulating.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 03:23 AM (9sWOw)

1032 I've always been kinda struck by the quote of someone (dunno who) who said, "It's not the fact that American politicians can be bought, but rather that they can be bought so cheaply."
Posted by: MarkY


You can not hope to bribe or twist,
Thank God, the British journalist!
But seeings what un-bribed the man will do,
You really have no reason to ...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 04, 2020 03:25 AM (LPnfS)

1033 Skip -

I don't know.

I have read that people think Fox News calling AZ so! early in the night was a "signal". Possibly it was a signal to execute pre-agreed plans. As many elections as the rats have stolen, they know how to coordinate e-votes with paper votes.

Just the number they needed for this election outdid previous steals ...

Posted by: Adriane the Build Arther C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 04, 2020 03:41 AM (LPnfS)

1034 ---
and here i thought Texas was a state of mind...


Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at December 04, 2020 03:14 AM (KrTmg)


red, you would have a great time. seriously. start planning now.
3rd or 4th weekend of October.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 03:51 AM (sy5kK)

1035 Did Verranzano have a long, skinny head ?

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 03:22 AM (arJlL)


Now you're talking about the Guinea Gangplank, which is the correct and appropriate name of that bridge.

Posted by: RickZ at December 04, 2020 03:51 AM (ldL4g)

1036 The Trump landslide I do think caught them out so the computer fraud had to be used, I still think the mass vote dumps are computer as much as actual vote ballot stuffing. As far as I am getting it a vote report is done in short time, 10 minutes maybe, you can't do 150,000 in that time. Now they can produce fraud ballots then to try and back that up later. Yesterday in the Georgia hearing I think that's what a woman was saying they had more votes than voters registered.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 03:52 AM (9sWOw)

1037 >>Wait, we had laundry detergent that cleaned things back then. Never mind.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 04, 2020 02:49 AM (P1f+c)

And washing machines that finished a cycle in less than an hour.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 04, 2020 03:52 AM (ngLJ+)

1038
One of the many things Texas does correctly is teach their children their history.

It may have changed by now, but years ago I was talking with a native Texan, who told me there is a mandatory half year to learn US history, just the basics, and another half year of Texas history. And the schools take it seriously.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 03:54 AM (sy5kK)

1039 >>>Yesterday finishing a new space for some kind of lab company for some reason at least 8 of the employees of the company were all wearing pajamas and bedroom slippers. One guy and one woman had onesie on, the guy had a furry animal suit. Even the woman in charge had pajamas on. Seen her and a couple other of these people in last week and this was the first time I saw them in night wear.
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 03:16 AM (9sWOw)

I would've had a hard time not laughing out loud

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 04, 2020 03:57 AM (ngLJ+)

1040 And the schools take it seriously.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 03:54 AM (sy5kK)


So do the natives. When I moved to Texas and met mr. creeper the first thing he did was take me on a tour of Texas battlegrounds. Goliad, Refugio, San Jacinto...he took me to all of them. That was when I learned that the cry at San Jacinto was actually, "Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad!" Texans haven't forgotten their history. Let's hope they keep teaching it to the interlopers.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 03:59 AM (XxJt1)

1041 MLii if it wasn't 2020 I would have.

Been up since 1:45am again.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 04:02 AM (9sWOw)

1042 Going again today to that company so could be interesting.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 04:03 AM (9sWOw)

1043 Been up since 1:45am again.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 04:02 AM (9sWOw)


We have got to stop meeting like this.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 04:05 AM (XxJt1)

1044 1040 And the schools take it seriously.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 03:54 AM (sy5kK)

So do the natives. When I moved to Texas and met mr. creeper the first thing he did was take me on a tour of Texas battlegrounds. Goliad, Refugio, San Jacinto...he took me to all of them. That was when I learned that the cry at San Jacinto was actually, "Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad!" Texans haven't forgotten their history. Let's hope they keep teaching it to the interlopers.
Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 03:59 AM (XxJt1)

Growing up, I had a half year of WA state history, taught honestly. We have a lot of Indian (feather) history and I learned a lot. Also, a lot of British history (Captain Vancouver, first white explorers to hit Puget Sound and lower BC). Most rivers, mountains, etc are named either for an Indian name or tribe, or it was related somehow to Vancouver's exploration of 1792. Puget Sound was named after Peter Puget who served under Vancouver, for example. It was the 6th grade. Of course, I nailed it, A+. Because it was interesting. It wasn't political, it was historical fact.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 04:08 AM (sy5kK)

1045 I'm not sleeping well either.

Glad there's this place for a bit of sanity

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 04, 2020 04:08 AM (ngLJ+)

1046 1039 >>>Yesterday finishing a new space for some kind of lab company for some reason at least 8 of the employees of the company were all wearing pajamas and bedroom slippers. One guy and one woman had onesie on, the guy had a furry animal suit. Even the woman in charge had pajamas on. Seen her and a couple other of these people in last week and this was the first time I saw them in night wear.
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 03:16 AM (9sWOw)

I would've had a hard time not laughing out loud
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 04, 2020 03:57 AM (ngLJ+)

So Skip, you've never been to a furry party yet?

;-)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 04:10 AM (sy5kK)

1047 Three nights in a row I've levitated out of bed with leg cramps. redbanzai came up with the solution finally yesterday...baking soda in water. It stops the cramping almost instantly.

Unfortunately, I'm already vertical by then and wide awake. Thank dog for you guys.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 04:11 AM (XxJt1)

1048 We had WI history in 4th grade. Don't remember it being much more than that year. My dad was a huge history buff, so in our house we had access to a lot of books, and his teaching his love of it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 04, 2020 04:12 AM (ngLJ+)

1049 It amazes me how many people wear pajama pants out and about. Weird.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 04, 2020 04:18 AM (ngLJ+)

1050 "Lounge pants", Mlii. For lounge lizards.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 04:22 AM (XxJt1)

1051 redbanzai came up with the solution finally yesterday...baking soda in water. It stops the cramping almost instantly.

I gave that tip to redbanzi, my late brother gave it to me.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 04, 2020 04:25 AM (rt0xh)

1052 Need to head out early to get some much needed stuff done before open.

I'd say TGIF but this weekend at mom's looks to be on the crazy side.

Keep the lights on here, I may need a respite!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 04, 2020 04:27 AM (ngLJ+)

1053 LeftCoast Dawg think I just missed it.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 04:28 AM (9sWOw)

1054 https://www.americanthinker.com/does a surveillance video prove georgia election fraud
https://tinyurl.com/yxtzlt5z

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 04:29 AM (9sWOw)

1055 Crazy. Ha! What am I thinking.

Shoulda said crazier!

Have a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 04, 2020 04:30 AM (ngLJ+)

1056 Lets face it, God doesn't refer to people as sheep because it is empowering description, but because it is an accurate one.
Posted by: Bete at December 03, 2020 10:14 PM (Ojki1)

We had a priest at our parish who'd grown up on a Montana sheep ranch that had been in his family for generations. His sermons on the subject were informed by experience.

Posted by: Sal at December 04, 2020 04:35 AM (KTdeA)

1057 I gave that tip to redbanzi, my late brother gave it to me.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 04, 2020 04:25 AM (rt0xh)


Thank you, kind sir. I wonder if could pre-mix it and keep it handy on the bedside table. Maybe I could get back to sleep then.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 04:40 AM (XxJt1)

1058 It amazes me how many people wear pajama pants out and about. Weird.
Posted by: My life is insanity

Ya never know when you'll have to shoot an elephant.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 04:40 AM (arJlL)

1059 Ya never know when you'll have to shoot an elephant.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 04:40 AM (arJlL)


LOL! G'morning, JT.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 04:42 AM (XxJt1)

1060 Hiya creeper !

Happy Friday !

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 04:44 AM (arJlL)

1061 https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2020/12/ is the democrats election heist too big to fail

Sure seems to be the case.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 04:45 AM (9sWOw)

1062 Do you all hear that spinning sound? That's Jefferson, in his grave.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 04:47 AM (XxJt1)

1063 Haven't read the article yet Skip, but DNI Radcliffe said something about having evidence about a ton of politicians on China's payroll.
If that's the case, seems like foreign interference in our election. Wasn't that a huge deal when Russia supposedly did it?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 04:52 AM (9UmRs)

1064 Creeper how much baking soda for cramps?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 04:54 AM (9UmRs)

1065 1064
Creeper how much baking soda for cramps?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 04:54 AM (9UmRs)


Advice from redbanzai and Pikov is a teaspoon of baking soda (I did heaping) dissolved in a coffee cup of water. Direct quote.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 04:57 AM (XxJt1)

1066 Creeper, it worked?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 04:59 AM (9UmRs)

1067 1066
Creeper, it worked?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 04:59 AM (9UmRs)


Like a charm...when nothing else did. I actually got back to sleep finally.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:01 AM (XxJt1)

1068 clutch, redbanzai said it "tasted like ass" and he was right. It's pretty yucky.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:02 AM (XxJt1)

1069 nasty but very effective and very quick

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 04, 2020 05:05 AM (rt0xh)

1070 1067 Creeper, baking soda was a deal in horse racing and dog racing. There was even a Law and Order episode around it. Animal's lame from cramps, they would administer a large dose of baking soda, relieving the pain, and the animal runs. Trouble is, the horse or dog wouldn't heal, sometimes resulting in going down in the stretch with a break and being put down.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 05:07 AM (I58tH)

1071 Trouble is, the horse or dog wouldn't heal, sometimes resulting in going down in the stretch with a break and being put down.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 05:07 AM (I58tH)


Well, I supposed if that happens here you could just shoot me.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:09 AM (XxJt1)

1072 Well I'm up, and I'm eating chocolate pancakes with fresh raspberries. You aren't the boss of me, mild insomnia! I'm living my half-life on MY terms!

Watching "What We Do in the Shadows" and the energy vampire is draining his coworkers with a PowerPoint presentation, the deadliest of energy sinks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 04, 2020 05:10 AM (Dc2NZ)

1073 Off to the glue factory!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 04, 2020 05:10 AM (rt0xh)

1074 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 04, 2020 05:10 AM (Dc2NZ)




Wow! Someone woke up on the happy side of the bed. Thanks for the inspiration, Eris.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:11 AM (XxJt1)

1075 1071 I used to get leg cramps, and the baking soda always worked for me, muy pronto. Amazing something so cheap working like that. Don't get them anymore, or can't feel them as the shot knees take my mind off them.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 05:12 AM (I58tH)

1076
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 05:12 AM (zU+k4)

1077 Had sausage pattys and French toast, I was hungry.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 05:13 AM (9sWOw)

1078 Wow! Someone woke up on the happy side of the bed. Thanks for the inspiration, Eris.
Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:11 AM (XxJt1)
---

No, thank cocaine!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 04, 2020 05:13 AM (Dc2NZ)

1079 Bill, I went through the entire repertoire...soap in the bed, leg cramp pills, pickle juice and this morning, tonic water (for the quinine). Nothing worked beyond a few minutes except my crystal until redbanzai passed along Pikov's advice. I can't believe I've never heard of this before. It's like magic.


It's best if you drink it fast. Cuts down on your exposure to the objectionable taste. It's really not that bad...just yuck.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:17 AM (XxJt1)

1080 Hi Alton, good morning Eris.

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 05:18 AM (9UmRs)

1081 Had sausage, Pattys and French toast, I was hungry.
Posted by: Skip

Make a few changes and you've got a party!

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2020 05:18 AM (vd8XM)

1082 No, thank cocaine!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet
Clutching an Iron Mace at December 04, 2020 05:13 AM (Dc2NZ)


Early start, girl. Mazel tov.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:19 AM (XxJt1)

1083
hey, clutch

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 05:19 AM (zU+k4)

1084 1079 Baking soda is so versatile. Antacid, you can use it for the muscle cramps, brush your teeth with it, use it as a deodorant. If it was never around and just invented today, some pharma company would be selling it for $20 an ounce. Like they say about aspirin. If it just came on the market today, $5 a pill.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 05:22 AM (I58tH)

1085 Good morning Clutch, Creeper, Alton.

It's a great morning! Splendiferous!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOX8SQwV64c

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 04, 2020 05:23 AM (Dc2NZ)

1086 Seeing some of the various commercials where everybody is wearing a mask made me consider the plight of the wanna be actor/actress.

You got the national commercial and no one knows it you.

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2020 05:23 AM (vd8XM)

1087 1054 https://www.americanthinker.com/does a surveillance video prove georgia election fraud
https://tinyurl.com/yxtzlt5z

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 04:29 AM (9sWOw)

Wow. There it is.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 05:24 AM (jmwWt)

1088 1086 It provides employment opportunity for the ugly. The mask people will be running with that any day.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 05:25 AM (I58tH)

1089 Ax said up a bit who ordered multi state stoppages in vote counting?
Or a big coincidence 5 states all stopped then had massive vote dumps for Sundowner?

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 05:27 AM (9sWOw)

1090 It provides employment opportunity for the ugly. The mask people will be running with that any day.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Even after all this crap goes away, commercials, TV, the movies, etc will be required to provide on screen jobs to the "masked"

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2020 05:28 AM (vd8XM)

1091 1088 1086 It provides employment opportunity for the ugly. The mask people will be running with that any day.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 05:25 AM (I58tH)

So you're saying I have a shot?

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 05:29 AM (jmwWt)

1092 So you're saying I have a shot?
Posted by: jsg

Yeah tight. Not with that mask..

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2020 05:29 AM (vd8XM)

1093 If you don't see vote fraud in this past election you just don't want to see it.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 05:29 AM (9sWOw)

1094 AAAARRRG

Yeah Right, not tight

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2020 05:30 AM (vd8XM)

1095 1089 Find the people at the state level who ordered the counting stopped. Seize their phones. Find out if they have identical incoming calls. Proceed to caller.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 05:30 AM (I58tH)

1096 1094 AAAARRRG

Yeah Right, not tight
Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2020 05:30 AM (vd8XM)

Maybe if I break out the colander.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 05:32 AM (jmwWt)

1097 Rather go back to bed but off to work, easy day it should be

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 05:32 AM (9sWOw)

1098 Forgot
Have a great day all

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 05:33 AM (9sWOw)

1099 1095 1089 Find the people at the state level who ordered the counting stopped. Seize their phones. Find out if they have identical incoming calls. Proceed to caller.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 05:30 AM (I58tH)

I'm sure Kemp will get right on that.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 05:34 AM (jmwWt)

1100 'Bye, Skip. Have a wonderful day.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:34 AM (XxJt1)

1101 They need to find all of those people in that GA vid and sweat them out against each other.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 05:35 AM (jmwWt)

1102 1099 Never said it would be easy, what with flying to Maui to get a court order to unlock them, and the appeals after the Macadamia Nut turns you down.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 05:36 AM (I58tH)

1103 I'm sure Kemp will get right on that.
Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 05:34 AM (jmwWt)

I'd bet PDT's guys have already done that. That is NSA stuff, right?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 05:37 AM (9UmRs)

1104 1072 Watching "What We Do in the Shadows" and the energy vampire is draining his coworkers with a PowerPoint presentation, the deadliest of energy sinks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 04, 2020 05:10 AM (Dc2NZ)

ha!

Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 05:37 AM (GadyI)

1105 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 04, 2020 05:37 AM (iEx0u)

1106 Oh my!
https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1334682936122204163

Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 04, 2020 05:38 AM (OBhTa)

1107 Seeing the crap that is going on with the election count, I wonder if people would allow the same of our food industry. Every item that came into our warehouse had paperwork, seal numbers, kosher certs, lab reports etc. If any were missing, the product would not be approved until we had them from the manufacturer.

Posted by: Bruce at December 04, 2020 05:38 AM (vd8XM)

1108 Yes Biden's dog, Crenshaw is not to be trusted. And I'm not referring to Marshall Crenshaw.

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 05:41 AM (9UmRs)

1109 *scratches itchy index finger*

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:43 AM (XxJt1)

1110 A slight whiff of corruption has followed Dan Crenshaw for years. He has been good at covering it up.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 05:44 AM (XxJt1)

1111 I see you Marshall Crenshaw and raise you a Marshall Chapman: https://tinyurl.com/y4gdmgpo

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at December 04, 2020 05:47 AM (rt0xh)

1112 Good morning all! Trump just seems to keep on Presidenting while nobody pays attention to the broken leg traitor Biden.

Posted by: Jmel at December 04, 2020 05:53 AM (bVhJi)

1113 1108
Yes Biden's dog, Crenshaw is not to be trusted. And I'm not referring to Marshall Crenshaw.

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 05:41 AM (9UmRs)
--------------------------------------Been noticing. Just a pity.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 04, 2020 05:53 AM (OBhTa)

1114 What's this crap about Dan Crenshaw?

And what's the evidence?

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 04, 2020 06:17 AM (VDbGO)

1115
What's this crap about Dan Crenshaw?

And what's the evidence?

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 04, 2020 06:17 AM


he came out in support of "red flag" laws

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:19 AM (zU+k4)

1116 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2020 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

1117 baking soda is useful stuff

I use it as an antacid. A paste made from the stuff also works on bug bites and bee stings. It's chemistry- some business about alkaline vs acidic, pH, what have you, and baking soda neutralizes acids, something something

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 04, 2020 06:21 AM (iTXRQ)

1118 And Crenshaw said Wood is a grifter.

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 06:24 AM (9UmRs)

1119 {{{creeper}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2020 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

1120 I haven't seen Crenshaw or virtually any Rs support PDT the way Wood and Powell have.

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2020 06:25 AM (9UmRs)

1121 {{{Salty}}}


Good morning. You've got mail.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 06:26 AM (XxJt1)

1122 Have a great day, everyone.

Work preps start early.

May you collectively light the path back toAmerica.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2020 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

1123 1117 baking soda is useful stuff

I use it as an antacid. A paste made from the stuff also works on bug bites and bee stings. It's chemistry- some business about alkaline vs acidic, pH, what have you, and baking soda neutralizes acids, something something
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 04, 2020 06:21 AM (iTXRQ)

I was told there would be no chemistry on this board.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:33 AM (JFO2v)

1124 A serious country would go to a place like Fulton County and tell them, your votes are all tossed, you cannot have or participate in elections at any level again until you prove that this will never happen again and oh by the way, you are now under the supervision of a military governor ala Japan in 1945 to make sure you get this right. Courtesy copy the other counties with blue cities involved in this mess - Phoenix, Vegas, Philly, Milwaukee with a 24 amnesty clause to allow them to get their minds right.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 04, 2020 06:34 AM (4NtsG)

1125 Enjoy your kids, Salty. Keep 'em safe.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 06:34 AM (XxJt1)

1126 1101 They need to find all of those people in that GA vid and sweat them out against each other.
Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 05:35 AM (jmwWt)

It would be nice is GA had something like the GBI.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:35 AM (JFO2v)

1127 So, we have MASSIVE evidence of vote fraud, VIDEO of Georgia Commies ordering the count stopped, then pulling suitcases full of ballots out and counting without monitors for half the night....

....and where, oh WHERE is the fucking GOP?

I fucking HATE this goddamned party! HATE them!

No matter what whacko-ism Leftists come up with, no matter how stupid or ridiculous, CommieCrats will back them.

When does the GOP ever stand up for you or me?

What would it take to get these bastards off their soft, fat asses and into the fight for our nation?

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 04, 2020 06:35 AM (VDbGO)

1128 Creeper, if really bad leg cramps keep happening, go to the doctor. It can be a sign of lung cancer.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 04, 2020 06:35 AM (mNhhD)

1129 1128
Creeper, if really bad leg cramps keep happening, go to the doctor. It can be a sign of lung cancer.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 04, 2020 06:35 AM (mNhhD)


*sigh* I coulda gone all day without reading that. But thank you. I will take it to heart.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 06:37 AM (XxJt1)

1130 Posted by: Sam Adams at December 04, 2020 06:35 AM (VDbGO)

GOP wants a slightly different flavor of what the DNC likes. They don't like Trump either.

Posted by: cooldawg at December 04, 2020 06:38 AM (1zYVT)

1131 1093 If you don't see vote fraud in this past election you just don't want to see it.
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 05:29 AM (9sWOw)

It is strange that 70 million (real (d) voters) would accept any amount of treachery to get PDT out. I assume these same people would also vote to acquit the thug that murders you or I. I am about done with these people.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

1132 The purple shirt person in the GA fraud video has been identified.

https://tinyurl.com/y4jcua3a

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 06:38 AM (qaFvQ)

1133 When does the GOP ever stand up for you or me?

What would it take to get these bastards off their soft, fat asses and into the fight for our nation?
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 04, 2020 06:35 AM (VDbGO)

Never unless you need 250k slaves to write your code.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

1134 So paste eater actually mentioned interstate highways wrt his federal mask mandate. I will retire because if I get pulled over for being alone maskless, I will be serving jailtime.

Posted by: cooldawg at December 04, 2020 06:40 AM (1zYVT)

1135 1128 Creeper, if really bad leg cramps keep happening, go to the doctor. It can be a sign of lung cancer.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 04, 2020 06:35 AM (mNhhD)

or your dick will fall off

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:40 AM (JFO2v)

1136 I use it as an antacid. A paste made from the stuff also works on bug bites and bee stings. It's chemistry- some business about alkaline vs acidic, pH, what have you, and baking soda neutralizes acids, something something
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 04, 2020


*
*

I use a solution of it to rinse my mouth after brushing my teeth. For a while I'd been taking a sip or two of it as a heartburn palliative. But cutting out most sugar from my diet has relieved the heartburn 99%. And if you drink the baking soda-and-water solution a couple of times a day, it acts as a mild laxative. Oops!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 06:41 AM (rpbg1)

1137 "They need to find all of those people in that GA vid and sweat them out against each other. assemble some rope and lampposts."

FIFY

Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 06:42 AM (2BZBZ)

1138 1134 So paste eater actually mentioned interstate highways wrt his federal mask mandate. I will retire because if I get pulled over for being alone maskless, I will be serving jailtime.
Posted by: cooldawg at December 04, 2020 06:40 AM (1zYVT)

WTF what is this about??

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

1139 https://www.americanthinker.com/does a surveillance video prove georgia election fraud

https://tinyurl.com/yxtzlt5z



Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 04:29 AM (9sWOw)

Notice it wasn't the FBI, DOJ, GA State Police, or any gov't officials who seized the video and analyzed it. It was some volunteers. I figured Trump is going to lose, but he should drag Barr to a press conference, show the video, and tell him he's fired for incompetence.

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 04, 2020 06:42 AM (J70i0)

1140 I use a solution of it to rinse my mouth after brushing my teeth. For a while I'd been taking a sip or two of it as a heartburn palliative. But cutting out most sugar from my diet has relieved the heartburn 99%. And if you drink the baking soda-and-water solution a couple of times a day, it acts as a mild laxative. Oops!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 06:41 AM (rpbg1)

You know that mouthwash works better pre brushing!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:43 AM (JFO2v)

1141 An interesting sidebar on the vote/don't vote question in Georgia is the whole question, are they really going to let Abrams cast the 750,000 votes she says she has "banked"? That's a third of the total votes pajama boy and crazy preacher need and I am sure she is still collecting more.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 04, 2020 06:43 AM (4NtsG)

1142 Mornin', folk,

Taking a work-from-home day today, i.e., a "hit the grocery, fiddle around on the computer, take a nap" day. Maybe I'll brave WM to buy some oil and a filter for my car's upcoming change. You?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 06:43 AM (rpbg1)

1143 1137 "They need to find all of those people in that GA vid and sweat them out against each other. assemble some rope and lampposts."

FIFY
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 06:42 AM (2BZBZ)

I'd like to get to the big fish.

And then hang all of them.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 06:44 AM (qaFvQ)

1144 I'm not a fan of Lin Wood but I'm less of a fan of Dan Crenshaw. Two years in Congress and all he's done is managed to make himself a political celebrity while siding with the worst elements of the GOP. He's a Ben Shapiro Republican, someone that thinks they're a true conservative fighter by picking pointless fights with the left's celebrity politicians on TV and Twitter. Peoples lives are being hurt daily by the left but they don't care about that as long as their snark game is strong.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2020 06:44 AM (4thlk)

1145 >*sigh* I coulda gone all day without reading that. But thank you. I will take it to heart.
Posted by: creeper


with a massive grain of salt

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 04, 2020 06:45 AM (iTXRQ)

1146 I laughed at the thought of Slo requiring people to wear a mask on a Greyhound - that will be a compliant group.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 04, 2020 06:45 AM (4NtsG)

1147
Notice it wasn't the FBI, DOJ, GA State Police, or any gov't officials who seized the video and analyzed it. It was some volunteers. I figured Trump is going to lose, but he should drag Barr to a press conference, show the video, and tell him he's fired for incompetence.
Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 04, 2020 06:42 AM (J70i0)

Barr is a total straight shooter, made Durham a real Special Prosecutor. He's a hero and everything is gonna be ok. And if you don't believe in his integrity you are a troll//

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 06:46 AM (ONvIw)

1148 Morning.

Did you guys see the chart showing Biden getting 98 percent of a 23,487 batch in Georgia at 12:18 am. The video shows those people counting the ballots between 10:30 and 1am. Pretty hard to dispute that. Although I'm sure they will find a way. Eric trump posted it on Facebook.

Posted by: Spypeach at December 04, 2020 06:46 AM (Up/Jb)

1149 WTF what is this about??
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

Biden was mentioning his federal mask mandate for 1st 100 days. And he mentioned interstates. Heard on radio on way into work.

Posted by: cooldawg at December 04, 2020 06:46 AM (1zYVT)

1150 Hey GBI Lady stealing election

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ruby-freeman-b0329b75/

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

1151 You?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 06:43 AM (rpbg1)


I'm not leaving the hill. Got three cans of cat food. I'll go shopping when that's gone.
(For the CATS, smartasses.)

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 06:48 AM (XxJt1)

1152 Maybe I'll brave WM to buy some oil and a filter for my car's upcoming change. You?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 06:43 AM (rpbg1)

ya know they have people that do that while you go get a beer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

1153 Biden getting 98 percent of a 23,487 batch in Georgia at 12:18 am.
Posted by: Spypeach at December 04, 2020 06:46 AM (Up/Jb)

PDT got 2% WTF! That sound like someone fucked up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

1154 1148 Morning.

Did you guys see the chart showing Biden getting 98 percent of a 23,487 batch in Georgia at 12:18 am. The video shows those people counting the ballots between 10:30 and 1am. Pretty hard to dispute that. Although I'm sure they will find a way. Eric trump posted it on Facebook.
Posted by: Spypeach at December 04, 2020 06:46 AM (Up/Jb)

Hmmm,, that would be 23,018 fraudulent votes for Biden.

Remind me, what is the vote margin in GA ?

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 06:50 AM (qaFvQ)

1155 Biden was mentioning his federal mask mandate for 1st 100 days. And he mentioned interstates. Heard on radio on way into work.
Posted by: cooldawg at December 04, 2020 06:46 AM (1zYVT)

Good luck enforcing that!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

1156 PDT got 2% WTF! That sound like someone fucked up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

Noone would believe 99%

98% is much more believable.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 06:53 AM (qaFvQ)

1157 GA

2474507 - 2461837=12670

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

1158 An interesting sidebar on the vote/don't vote
question in Georgia is the whole question, are they really going to let
Abrams cast the 750,000 votes she says she has "banked"? That's a third
of the total votes pajama boy and crazy preacher need and I am sure she
is still collecting more.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 04, 2020 06:43 AM (4NtsG)

Of course they are. They just want to collect money for the most important Senate seats ever!!! So important they are allowing the same fraud from just a few weeks before.

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 04, 2020 06:54 AM (J70i0)

1159 If paste eater ends up in oval, we must boycott Amazon, WM, FB, every entity that benefits from this massive wealth transfer.

Posted by: cooldawg at December 04, 2020 06:54 AM (1zYVT)

1160

Anyone seen my weiner? Pretty sure I left it in here last week...

No? Dammit.

Did CBD eat it?

CBD ate my weiner!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at December 04, 2020 06:55 AM (QEh5D)

1161 Maybe I'll brave WM to buy some oil and a filter for my car's upcoming change. You?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 06:43 AM (rpbg1)

ya know they have people that do that while you go get a beer!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020


*
*

I used to do it myself until the design of modern cars made it so tough to DIY. I'd still do it if I had a place to work and could buy some ramps. Now I bring the oil and filter to my regular mechanic and pay him for his labor. I'm not really cutting him out, as I spend enough money with him, and have for 18 years. And his shop is busy enough that he's glad to have only a quick oil change to do and doesn't have to send somebody to the store for parts.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 06:55 AM (rpbg1)

1162 98% is much more believable.
Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 06:53 AM (qaFvQ)

There margin of error for 1,000,000 people circling the letter A when the sheet has an A and a B I bet is around 98%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

1163 Noone would believe 99%



98% is much more believable.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 06:53 AM (qaFvQ)

They just ran through a batch or normal votes.

Posted by: WOPR - Tactically Dramatic is Failue at December 04, 2020 06:56 AM (J70i0)

1164 Hmmm,, that would be 23,018 fraudulent votes for Biden.

Remind me, what is the vote margin in GA ?
Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 06:50 AM (qaFvQ

1157 GA

2474507 - 2461837=12670
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:53 AM (JFO2v)


One number seems to be higher than the other number. Just spitballing here, but maybe someone in the GA GOP could break out a calculator or something.

Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 06:56 AM (qaFvQ)

1165 I'm not really cutting him out, as I spend enough money with him, and have for 18 years. And his shop is busy enough that he's glad to have only a quick oil change to do and doesn't have to send somebody to the store for parts.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 06:55 AM (rpbg1)

O reillys delivers (note I own many shares)

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

1166 Biden said in an interview with Jake Tapper yesterday that if he gets in to a moral disagreement with Kamala, he will claim he has a disease and then resign.

It was meant as a joke, but it is like everything that guy says, unintentional truths coming out as jokes.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 04, 2020 06:58 AM (/Pc8P)

1167
>>>This past weekend Maryland sent 200 state troopers to the city of
Baltimore for the specific purpose of enforcing mask laws. They were in
fact ordered to ignore any crime they observed that was not related to
not wearing a mask.


That is one step short of a Dem governor deploying the national guard to do the same thing across the state. Uniformed troops with rifles patrolling cities to "ensure compliance with emergency public health directives." Lovely. Whitmer is the one most likely to be first in that regard.

Posted by: fly at December 04, 2020 06:58 AM (4LWma)

1168 One number seems to be higher than the other number. Just spitballing here, but maybe someone in the GA GOP could break out a calculator or something.
Posted by: jsg at December 04, 2020 06:56 AM (qaFvQ)

I got my numbers from NBC of course that could have been some lesbians and gay history of the catholic church history major that inputted the numbers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

1169 (For the CATS, smartasses.)
Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 06:48 AM


What is this smartass of which you speak?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2020 06:59 AM (DMUuz)

1170 1166 Biden said in an interview with Jake Tapper yesterday that if he gets in to a moral disagreement with Kamala, he will claim he has a disease and then resign.

It was meant as a joke, but it is like everything that guy says, unintentional truths coming out as jokes.
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 04, 2020 06:58 AM (/Pc8P)

*biden* I dont want to be euthanized
*commalala* you must be for the country

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

1171 @1155
Oh they will, like everything else, arbitrarily, capriciously and with a iron spiked glove.

These people are not fucking around, they simply do not care, they are going for it all.

The problem is the only people who seem to notice are people on blogs, the illegitimate, pseudo party that calls itself the GOP not so much.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 07:01 AM (ztzef)

1172 If paste eater ends up in oval, we must boycott Amazon, WM, FB, every entity that benefits from this massive wealth transfer.
Posted by: cooldawg

I agree, and try my hardest. I've not bought a thing from Amazon since March and I used to shop there every couple of days. Unfortunately a Biden admin will ensure that there will be nowhere else to shop. Small biz is dying.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 04, 2020 07:01 AM (/Pc8P)

1173 1166 Biden said in an interview with Jake Tapper yesterday that if he gets in to a moral disagreement with Kamala, he will claim he has a disease and then resign.

It was meant as a joke, but it is like everything that guy says, unintentional truths coming out as jokes.
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 04, 2020 06:58 AM (/Pc8P)

I would almost think that were a pretty funny zinger, if it weren't for his own party and "supporters" insinuating that that was the plan all along.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:01 AM (6FeV1)

1174 That is one step short of a Dem governor deploying the national guard to do the same thing across the state. Uniformed troops with rifles patrolling cities to "ensure compliance with emergency public health directives." Lovely. Whitmer is the one most likely to be first in that regard.
Posted by: fly at December 04, 2020 06:58 AM (4LWma)

unmasked will be shot on site

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

1175
Biden was mentioning his federal mask mandate for 1st 100 days. And he mentioned interstates. Heard on radio on way into work.

Posted by: cooldawg at December 04, 2020 06:46 AM

Good luck enforcing that!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:52 AM


enforcement is easy, barely an inconvenience

FedGovCo threatens to withhold federal transportation / highway funding from the States

the States enforce the mask mandate, as to not lose those sweet, sweet federal highway dollars

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 07:01 AM (zU+k4)

1176 I was told there would be no chemistry on this board.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:33 AM (JFO2v)


You lie. It's math that is a big no-no, and chique has been manhandling that prohibition with her luscious big brain.

*with an able assist from Jay Guervaya*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2020 07:02 AM (veMj1)

1177 I remember when I was a fairly young child retorting to my parents, "Hey, i'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass!"

They were mad... but they just couldn't bring themselves to chastize me for it

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:03 AM (6FeV1)

1178 How do you have a moral disagreement when both parties have no morals?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 04, 2020 07:03 AM (4NtsG)

1179 >>It was meant as a joke, but it is like everything that guy says, unintentional truths coming out as jokes.


Right?

Like that's the eventual plan - Biden claims (admits) illness and steps aside, and broken-brain Biden just said it in response to Tapper's question because he's lost the ability to filter out thoughts that should not be said out loud.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 07:03 AM (bDqIh)

1180 1174 That is one step short of a Dem governor deploying the national guard to do the same thing across the state. Uniformed troops with rifles patrolling cities to "ensure compliance with emergency public health directives." Lovely. Whitmer is the one most likely to be first in that regard.
Posted by: fly at December 04, 2020 06:58 AM (4LWma)

unmasked will be shot on site
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

The snot heard round the world.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:04 AM (6FeV1)

1181 1177 I remember when I was a fairly young child retorting to my parents, "Hey, i'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass!"

They were mad... but they just couldn't bring themselves to chastize me for it
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:03 AM (6FeV1)

Dad, is that you?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 04, 2020 07:04 AM (/+bwe)

1182 But the GOPe has snappy comebacks and a little snark!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 07:05 AM (a9y92)

1183 Good morning creeper and olddog. Hope you both have a glorious day.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 07:05 AM (eprYe)

1184 PDT got 2% WTF! That sound like someone fucked up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

Even in bluest of blue precincts in ATL, that would be ridiculous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:06 AM (6FeV1)

1185 1178 How do you have a moral disagreement when both parties have no morals?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 04, 2020 07:03 AM (4NtsG)

It is the question of the ages for the socialist. It usually comes down to semantics over when to kill babies. See the article about some country that has eliminated downs syndrome. They argue over who killed more.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

1186 >>Did you guys see the chart showing Biden getting 98 percent of a 23,487 batch in Georgia at 12:18 am. The video shows those people counting the ballots between 10:30 and 1am. Pretty hard to dispute that. Although I'm sure they will find a way. Eric trump posted it on Facebook.



Here's a possible explanation from the former 8chan/8kun admin who has studied Dominion user guides and is advising Trump's team and House GOP:

@CodeMonkeyZ

Maybe the Dominion representatives overseeing digital adjudication did a select-all and simultaneously approved large batches of ballots without reviewing them?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 07:08 AM (bDqIh)

1187 Morning all

I got nothing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2020 07:08 AM (tsZQ+)

1188
Band: Men's Greco-Roman Bantamweight

Song: is anybody paying attention to me?

Art: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxv4djvm

Euro Techno-Pop at its finest!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2020 07:08 AM (pNxlR)

1189 1184 PDT got 2% WTF! That sound like someone fucked up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

Even in bluest of blue precincts in ATL, that would be ridiculous.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:06 AM (6FeV1)

Several batches in some states were 99.8%. Someone could not color in the lines!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

1190 1184 PDT got 2% WTF! That sound like someone fucked up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

Even in bluest of blue precincts in ATL, that would be ridiculous.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:06 AM (6FeV1)

nothing from nothing leaves nothing
ya gotta have something if you want to post here

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

1191 Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) ( Republican my ass) said Thursday on CNNs Situation Room that President Donald Trumps leadership through the coronavirus pandemic had been a great human tragedy.

FUCK You...Die already. Cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2020 07:11 AM (tsZQ+)

1192 The problem is the only people who seem to notice are people on blogs, the illegitimate, pseudo party that calls itself the GOP not so much.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 07:01 AM (ztzef)

Scary, isn't it.
And plenty of people here are willing to have absolute confidence in Barr.

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 07:11 AM (ONvIw)

1193 GA Gov Kemp needs a hot tire iron slapped to his head!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)

1194 Oh, and there is video of Dominion doing the batch adjudication in Georgia:

@CodeMonkeyZ

Watch Dominion Representatives at Gwinnett County Election Central tabulation room suspiciously operate the batch adjudication system.

They are highlighting adjudication batches up for review and either deleting or accepting batches WITHOUT REVIEWING.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 07:11 AM (bDqIh)

1195

Cui Boner!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at December 04, 2020 07:11 AM (QEh5D)

1196 I want to start doing a little mental judo on all the cretins who say "Real Socialism" has never been tried. That Lenin, Mao, Chavez, etc. were bullies who perverted the true vision of Marx....

Well?

Fine, i'll accept your premise. True Marxism is wonderful and joyous and everyone can have exactly the same unicorn in their garage.... but what makes you think that the same bullying and perversion isn't precisely what ObamaCorp is doing right before your very eyes?

"Why didn't somebody stop them?", they say piously about history's barbarians.

Hey, asshole, why are you VOTING for them?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:11 AM (6FeV1)

1197 What the dad wrote is on the left, the mom's is on the right.

There's very little hope left in the courts. Really, the situation, and the options, are simple. Either Trump declares martial law and/or calls out the unorganized militia and shuts down all the courts, big tech, and official media; or the Democrats have successfully pulled off a coup d'etat.

The Senate in these circumstances is irrelevant. If they can steal the presidency, they can steal anything. If you consent to their stealing the presidency, you will consent to anything.

If stealing the presidency is not a crime worth pulling out the battle rifles over, then nothing is.

Posted by: Rollory at December 04, 2020 07:12 AM (/7rkf)

1198 {{{Ben Had}}}


Thank you, Ben. Part of my heart remains in Texas.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 07:12 AM (XxJt1)

1199 FUCK You...Die already. Cunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2020 07:11 AM (tsZQ+)

This.

But you know Mitt and the rest of the Richie Riches need more millions or they will die.

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 07:12 AM (ONvIw)

1200 1191 Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) ( Republican my ass) said Thursday on CNNs Situation Room that President Donald Trumps leadership through the coronavirus pandemic had been a great human tragedy.

FUCK You...Die already. Cunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2020 07:11 AM (tsZQ+)

*Mitt*
Im on fire piss on me
*rhennigantx drives down road 5 miles to piss*

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

1201 My BP is rising.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 07:13 AM (a9y92)

1202 Good morning creeper and olddog. Hope you both have a glorious day.
Posted by: Ben Had

(sniffs armpits.....shrugs)

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 07:13 AM (arJlL)

1203 Mitt and Lee are vying for the top spot on the worst two Senators from a single state list. Damn low bar to crawl under gents but you are making it. Thanks Utah.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 04, 2020 07:13 AM (4NtsG)

1204 reboot

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 04, 2020 07:14 AM (iTXRQ)

1205 Morning all

I got nothing
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Its Friday !

Even for Captains !

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 07:14 AM (arJlL)

1206
It was meant as a joke, but it is like everything that guy says, unintentional truths coming out as jokes.



Too much truth there for that to be a joke.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 07:14 AM (7DzWP)

1207 *Mitt*
Im on fire piss on me
*rhennigantx drives down road 5 miles to piss*
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

Romney finally self-extinguishes.

hennigan drives back 5 miles to piss on him..

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:15 AM (6FeV1)

1208 Ace doesn't like us to use the word "cunt." But in the case of Pierre Defecto, it applies.

Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 07:15 AM (2BZBZ)

1209 Fine, i'll accept your premise. True Marxism is wonderful and joyous and everyone can have exactly the same unicorn in their garage.... but what makes you think that the same bullying and perversion isn't precisely what ObamaCorp is doing right before your very eyes?

"Why didn't somebody stop them?", they say piously about history's barbarians.

Hey, asshole, why are you VOTING for them?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:11 AM (6FeV1)

I want to see the official state tampon. Then I will vote for socialism. If we dont need 23 brand of deodorant (Bernie S) we dont need an aisle of tampons.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 04, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

1210 reboot
Posted by: DB- just DB.

It went further than that college chick's !

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 07:15 AM (arJlL)

1211 It was meant as a joke, but it is like everything that guy says, unintentional truths coming out as jokes.

Too much truth there for that to be a joke.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 07:14 AM (7DzWP)

Trump could joke about "getting the Russians to look into it", because the entire premise of the thing was ridiculous on its face.

Biden can't joke about "faking a disease", because that is what the vast majority of observers is assuming will happen.

If you wanna do comedy, you gotta know the room.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:17 AM (6FeV1)

1212 I think Biden has lost his filters (which were never good to begin with) and keeps slipping out truths from their planning sessions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 07:18 AM (7DzWP)

1213 1212 I think Biden has lost his filters (which were never good to begin with) and keeps slipping out truths from their planning sessions.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 07:18 AM (7DzWP)

"clean".....


"articulate".....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:18 AM (6FeV1)

1214 Good! morning, JT.. I thought you needed your own special Hello.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 07:19 AM (eprYe)

1215 The Mindfuck Merry-Go-Round is spinning fast. It will spin faster. Nothing is real.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 07:19 AM (a9y92)

1216 Alright- cold leftover spaghetti and a Diet Coke for breakfast-

pay attention boys- this is how champions are made

Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 04, 2020 07:19 AM (iTXRQ)

1217 1192 CN Name them. Who has complete confidence in Barr and confidence he will do what?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2020 07:19 AM (iJp8g)

1218 I think Biden has lost his filters (which were never good to begin with) and keeps slipping out truths from their planning sessions.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Yup. What was even weirder was that neither Kamalala nor Jack laughed. They just gave indulgent smiles and moved along, as if they knew he made a gaff but didn't want to acknowledge it.

Falls into place with the broken filter idea for sure.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 04, 2020 07:19 AM (/Pc8P)

1219 1216 Alright- cold leftover spaghetti and a Diet Coke for breakfast-

pay attention boys- this is how champions are made
Posted by: DB- just DB. at December 04, 2020 07:19 AM (iTXRQ)

You're a regular Jack Lalane.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:20 AM (6FeV1)

1220 Biden announces the obvious
https://tinyurl.com/y4jfyw2f

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 07:20 AM (szqvX)

1221 Long time lurker, first time...
Ga resident -This is who verifies signatures and counts our absentee ballots

https://tinyurl.com/y3uhqod7

https://tinyurl.com/y3cbep2l


Posted by: tybeebum at December 04, 2020 07:20 AM (wXBMM)

1222

Remember that black and white generic stuff?

In the new government stores, it'll all be that!

You haven't lived until you've stuffed a generic tampon up your hoohaw!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at December 04, 2020 07:21 AM (QEh5D)

1223 Hiya Benhad !

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 07:21 AM (arJlL)

1224 The preznit has to be hella pissed at Barr right now. I wonder if he'll sack him just for the fun of it.

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 07:22 AM (XxJt1)

1225 You haven't lived until you've stuffed a generic tampon up your hoohaw!
Posted by: Joey Bidet at December 04, 2020 07:21 AM (QEh5D)

You fuck with the coffee aisle and heads will fucking bounce, stinkknucles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:22 AM (6FeV1)

1226 1224 The preznit has to be hella pissed at Barr right now. I wonder if he'll sack him just for the fun of it.
Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 07:22 AM (XxJt1)

He should declare himself Attorney General.

There's nothing saying he can't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:22 AM (6FeV1)

1227 >>Ga resident -This is who verifies signatures and counts our absentee ballots

https://tinyurl.com/y3uhqod7
- - -

The first video is bizarre -- who did she make this for?

2020 gives us such a social media obsessed populace they happily film, even narrate, their crimes.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 07:22 AM (bDqIh)

1228 Oops- you folks already noticed the Biden Senior moment announcement. Of course you did! This is the major leagues of commenters!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 07:23 AM (szqvX)

1229 1228 Oops- you folks already noticed the Biden Senior moment announcement. Of course you did! This is the major leagues of commenters!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 07:23 AM (szqvX)

it's like a Panopticon that also makes dick jokes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:24 AM (6FeV1)

1230 @1227
The truly Orwellian twist to the video is not the video itself but the banner under the video that reads..


"Robust safeguards help ensure the integrity of elections and results."

If that's not a perfect encapsulation of where we are I don't know what it.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 07:26 AM (ztzef)

1231 JJ et arrivee

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 07:26 AM (szqvX)

1232 NOOD

Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 07:26 AM (XxJt1)

1233 If that's not a perfect encapsulation of where we are I don't know what it.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 07:26 AM (ztzef)

heh. Noticed that, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 04, 2020 07:26 AM (6FeV1)

1234 "Ace doesn't like us to use the word "cunt." But in the case of Pierre Defecto, it applies."

That's one reason why for Mittens I prefer "cunk".

Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 07:27 AM (wEn+1)

1235 She posted it to you tube herself, another example of a brilliant dem

Posted by: tybeebum at December 04, 2020 07:27 AM (wXBMM)

1236 The Biden thing is just so amazing. First, he admits he'd handle a moral disagreement by lying. He'd rather lie -- fake an illness -- than air a moral disagreement. #Courage!

Second, the guy who raised and enabled the amoral, corrupt, drug-addled F-up Hunter Biden talking about morals is unreal.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 07:27 AM (bDqIh)

1237 NOOD Sefton.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 07:28 AM (9IdCK)

1238 117
94 The one cheating GA poll worker was id'd at gateway pundit. I'm sure her life is about to become quite interesting.

Posted by: Ward at December 03, 2020 10:17 PM (nzKWW)



find her and flip her



but that would require someone in law enforcement who is on our side.

Posted by: pmurT
Where did the campaign lawyers get the tapes yesterday do you think? Maybe they got lost on the way to the hearings and asked for directions from the State Farm security office? And the security office said, don't know about that be we got these election fraud tapes?

Or were they given to them by DHS who had them and participants in custody for weeks.? Putting the perps on film in public could be a death sentence otherwise.
Just askin'.

Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 04, 2020 07:36 AM (LBiyC)

1239 204
It gets worse when you consider the implication. These children were
orphaned when the Communists murdered or starved their parents. When
they queued up at the track sidings in sufficient numbers that they
began dying in large numbers they became a specifically-named criminal
class tagged for mass deportation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2020 10:32 PM (BvLWD)



If you had one bullet to spend on a historical monster, which one would it be?


...


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Living or dead?

Posted by: President_Elect Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 04, 2020 07:50 AM (LBiyC)

1240
NY Post:
Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog's tail https://trib.al/X02dYvUJ

yikes!
Posted by: preznit select vmom


He thought "Doctor" Jill had gotten him a new soap dispenser for Christmas.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2020 07:54 AM (pNxlR)

1241 Leg cramps, especially charley horse:

Put your fingertip below your nose/above your top lip

Push into your gum right above your front teeth.

Push HARD. Cramp will subside rapidly.

Posted by: Mongerel at December 04, 2020 08:19 AM (EkAJm)

1242
NY Post:
Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog's tail



"Slipped and fell on it while naked" is a popular phrase in Emergency Rooms.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 08:44 AM (7DzWP)

1243 Pull my tail!

-Joe Biden

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 09:20 AM (Mw7bJ)

1244 717 690 >>> 670 NY Post:
Joe Biden says he broke foot tripping after shower when he pulled dog's tail https://trib.al/X02dYvUJ

yikes!
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 03, 2020 11:45 PM (nUhF0)
+++++++++++

So his cover story is...animal abuse?

Seriously, look how many layers this story has: taking a show, pulling a dog's tail, slipped, fell and broke bone.

It's like a child's lie.
Posted by: pmurT at December 03, 2020 11:55 PM (ojwvu)

Honestly, it's piled on so high. Four years of this, coming up--probably.

Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 10:13 AM (HDhso)

1245 has there ever been a toll road that stopped collecting tolls?
Posted by: will choose a nic later
--------

The Talmadge Memorial toll bridge, at Savannah, , was actually paid off early, toll booths removed.

Southern State Parkway on Long Island, used to have a dime toll just as you left or entered The City. Debt retired, toll cancelled, toll booths removed.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 04, 2020 11:02 AM (qyH+l)

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