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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (+Kpte)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (szqvX)
I dunno, maybe instead of telling the GOP "don't worry, we know you won't help Trump win. We don't expect you to. In fact we'll tell you right now that we'll help you hold the Senate even though you won't help the President" - maybe instead we should tell them "fu*k you. Support Trump or you lose."
Maybe those cowards in the GOP will listen to us and we'll get both the White House AND the Senate AS THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR LAST MONTH!
Maybe we should stop arguing from a position of weakness, like spineless, feckless losers!
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (3388M)
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at December 04, 2020 11:15 AM (Uhu8A)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (szqvX)
"Let me explain that GA ballot-suitcase video (fake) and why it looks so compelling"
https://www.pscp.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1lPKqXgAobwxb
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (HDhso)
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (HDhso)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (DqECB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)
Wrong movie, but yes, it's Pat.
Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (aKdOV)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (OUMaO)
I have a question!
Can a Furry be a Brony? Can a Brony be a Furry?
Are they mutually exclusive, or is there crossover?
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 11:17 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 11:17 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at December 04, 2020 11:17 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: everybody in that damn musical at December 04, 2020 11:17 AM (Pjwhc)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 11:17 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 11:18 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:18 AM (22mNy)
Wife made Hot Buttered Rum earlier in the week. We used Bicardi Rare Gold...it's not a great rum, frankly. Or it tastes like cough medicine to me, neat. It was fine in the HBR, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:18 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: spindrift at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (szqvX)
That photo's been air-brushed within an inch of its life.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (HDhso)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 11:13 AM (rpbg1)
I did, but I've recently discovered that I might be old.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (Do5/p)
677 Well this is weird. Biden said on CNN that if he and Kameltoe had a fundamental disagreement on policy, he'd develop a disease and say he had to resign.
He also said he'd "told Barrack" this.
http://bitly.ws/aJe9
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (HDhso)
Did they do airbrushing back then?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 11:20 AM (l6b3d)
I dunno, maybe instead of telling the GOP "don't worry, we know you won't help Trump win. We don't expect you to. In fact we'll tell you right now that we'll help you hold the Senate even though you won't help the President" - maybe instead we should tell them "fu*k you. Support Trump or you lose."
Maybe those cowards in the GOP will listen to us and we'll get both the White House AND the Senate AS THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR LAST MONTH!
Maybe we should stop arguing from a position of weakness, like spineless, feckless losers!
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (ZR7kf)
The only thing they fear is losing their invitations to the Acela Corridor Cocktail Parties.
Posted by: Allie at December 04, 2020 11:20 AM (vmRc0)
Pat Boone and Arlene Dahl in Journey to the Center of the Earth - 1959
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One of my most favorite movies as a kid. My mom had to call the theater and have the usher to tell me to come home. I was watching the movie for the third time.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2020 11:20 AM (ilw10)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2020 11:20 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 11:20 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (6L+z2)
Posted by: everybody in that damn musical at December 04, 2020 11:17 AM
Not a big fan of Fairs and I live just a few minutes away from The Puyallup Fairgrounds, one of the biggest on the West Coast.
But when I was dating the future Mrs D, she took me to the Oregon State Fair. Hat a blast! And I won $4 on the horse racing.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (axyOa)
I have a question!
Can a Furry be a Brony? Can a Brony be a Furry?
Are they mutually exclusive, or is there crossover?
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (L8ADy)
There is a LOT of overlap.
Bronycon, a convention of My Little Pony fans, imploded partly due to the number of gay guys in fursuits fucking.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (DMUuz)
HeDat is the pre-heavy metal Pat Boone. Almost didn't recognize him without the studded black leather dog collar.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (AHq56)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (Bs26G)
He also said he'd "told Barrack" this.
http://bitly.ws/aJe9
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (sWM8x)
Which means somebody told him to get the fuck in line, he's NOT calling the shots. Must have had a come to Jesus meeting.
This is the part of dementia where they say the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (t+qrx)
*Gorilla*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (DqECB)
Yuu are correct, sir!
Ans 300 quatloos for the trifecta!
Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (aKdOV)
I dunno, maybe instead of telling the GOP "don't worry, we know you won't help Trump win. We don't expect you to. In fact we'll tell you right now that we'll help you hold the Senate even though you won't help the President" - maybe instead we should tell them "fu*k you. Support Trump or you lose."
Maybe those cowards in the GOP will listen to us and we'll get both the White House AND the Senate AS THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR LAST MONTH!
Maybe we should stop arguing from a position of weakness, like spineless, feckless losers!
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (ZR7kf)
The only thing they fear is losing their invitations to the Acela Corridor Cocktail Parties.
Posted by: Allie at December 04, 2020 11:20 AM (vmRc0)
So imply *types* *deletes* could happen to the locations where the parties are held?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (02b6n)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (JioHo)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (dfRN6)
fundamental disagreement on policy, he'd develop a disease and say he
had to resign.
He also said he'd "told Barrack" this.
I didn't think it was possible to be more embarrassingly up Obama's sphincter than Stephen (drink you in) Colbert, but whattya know, Joe managed it.
Posted by: pep at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: zombie Sean Connery at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (yk557)
Posted by: Augustine at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (Alp4m)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (ifmtJ)
Bwahahahahaha.
Man, the poor hotel staff.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (L8ADy)
He also said he'd "told Barrack" this.
http://bitly.ws/aJe9
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (sWM8x)
Which means somebody told him to get the fuck in line, he's NOT calling the shots. Must have had a come to Jesus meeting.
This is the part of dementia where they say the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (L8ADy)
Like when he said they had the greatest election fraud ever assembled.
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM
He puts his packed fudge on the top shelf!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (4ihv2)
The Freeman excuse is ludicrous on its face. The counting was stopped, and the Repub watchers had been sent home.
Sneaky people doing sneaky things, unaware they're on camera.
I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when this was revealed.
And now that they've come up with a lame story, the video surfaces of the same people doing a secretive USB drive hand-off.
All on film.
Hopefully a bunch of bad guys are very nervous today
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (AwPyG)
1. The glamour shot, to get you interested (you're not sure who it is)
2. The floozy shot... this gal is down for it!
3. The leg shot... oh my, here we go.
4. The "I'm a respectable actress" shot, if you don't know who it is or what movie it's from by now, shame on you.
5. The "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille shot.
6. The "Yes, I did just get married, how can you tell" shot.
7. The past-her-prime, but she's still got some floozy left in her shot.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM
BIPOC created rum, sodomy and the lash, too, you appropriating haters!
Posted by: The Root's January 2021 edition at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (3MG/9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (zI9dG)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (tNa3+)
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Since you keep posting that hour long video you must have a reason. I don;t have an hour, so what's your TL
R point?Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (szqvX)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (ZGrMX)
My thought is that the Lin Wood call not to vote is an Art of the Deal negotiation. You want my vote, you get those signatures verified. PDT wins and Perdue probably avoids runoff. Then we vote for Loeffler.
Posted by: EveR at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (DsGxB)
You may want to check out the Tire Iron Posse that's forming in the previous thread. Free initial memberships are not going to last long!
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (lIIT7)
You,... well, actually you're not wrong.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (HDhso)
Did they do airbrushing back then?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 11:20 AM (l6b3d)
Da, tovarisch.
Posted by: Nikolai Yezhov at December 04, 2020 11:25 AM (aKdOV)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:25 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (L8ADy)
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Right?! Just like the quote before the election, that "We've put together the greatest election fraud operation in history"
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 11:25 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 11:25 AM (arJlL)
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I agree in principle but believe if we keep the Senate, damage contained pertaining to judges.
Also, what happens if they run out the clock, Biden gets installed, THEN Sidney proves Dominion switched votes and Trump really won?
Other than major SHTF, any ideas on how that would play out?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2020 11:25 AM (N0If5)
Then everything was normal.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 11:25 AM (YA914)
677 Well this is weird. Biden said on CNN that if he and Kameltoe had a fundamental disagreement on policy, he'd develop a disease and say he had to resign.
He also said he'd "told Barrack" this.
http://bitly.ws/aJe9
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (sWM8x)
I took it as Biden (when he was in the subordinate, VP position) said that to Obama (when he was in the superior, Pres position)--and history shows that he did not resign, and so the story illustrates how wonderfully they jibed. That is easier to see, and makes him and Obama look so great, than for Biden (presuming himself to become President) to pledge to resign if he were to fundamentally disagree with Kamala (presuming her to become VP).
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (HDhso)
Posted by: Robbie Fulks, she took a lot of pills and died. at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (pFpmz)
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Old news - Move On.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (ilw10)
Posted by: fly at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (RbGtT)
Posted by: Allie at December 04, 2020 11:20 AM (vmRc0)
We really need to decouple the Capitol from the freaking DC social scene.
I suggest that we have no more permanent legislature building. When in session, our elected representatives meet on open ground in a randomly selected national park, and set up yurts to protect themselves from the elements during the session.
(let's see how important they think ANWAR is after spending a whole session there).
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (DtLu3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (kTF2Z)
on Dec 21, Jupiter and Saturn align to form a double star aka The Christmas Star
last time it happened was 800 years ago
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (nUhF0)
Posted by: brak at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (cG+eD)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (hku12)
I am nothing if not predictable.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (aKdOV)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (HDhso)
Did they do airbrushing back then?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 11:20 AM (l6b3d)
Starting immediately post-Civil War.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (HDhso)
I'll bet DJT greatly regrets his early approach during his administration. He thought some of the swamp creatures took their oath seriously, but I don't blame him at all. He was a difference maker. He's certainly got more surprises in store for that bobble headed, pipe blower AG.
Posted by: cooldawg at December 04, 2020 11:27 AM (1zYVT)
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I agree in principle but believe if we keep the Senate, damage contained pertaining to judges.
Also, what happens if they run out the clock, Biden gets installed, THEN Sidney proves Dominion switched votes and Trump really won?
Other than major SHTF, any ideas on how that would play out?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2020 11:25 AM (N0If5)
If the other info already out there won't do it, that won't change anything either.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 11:27 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: brak at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (cG+eD)
I got my assless chaps ready to go.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:27 AM (aKdOV)
Posted by: James Humphrey at December 04, 2020 11:27 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (ZR7kf)
I've pretty much come to the conclusion they're not spineless. They're just submissive. They like it this way. Ballgag, assless chaps, spank me! Spank me hard!
Just like they're already salivating to throw the border open. They're not on our side, they never have been. Kayfabe.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:27 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Ans 300 quatloos for the trifecta!
Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (aKdOV)
I remember that movie as kid. Family Classics on WGN would show it. That and Mysterious Island were kind of similar and favorites of mine.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:28 AM (DqECB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:28 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 04, 2020 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
call the British "limeys" any more? The term gets used all the time by
Americans to refer to Bond in the Ian Fleming novels, but those were
written a long time ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 11:13 AM (rpbg1)
I did, but I've recently discovered that I might be old.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 11:19 AM (l6b3d)
Yeah these days they are called muslims.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2020 11:28 AM (9Om/r)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow79eUHFhp0
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:28 AM (7DzWP)
I took it a slightly different way: he said it to Obama when he was the VP, and now he expects Kamel-Toe to resign if she disagrees with him. Otherwise she'll be forced to shower with Joe and his dog.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2020 11:28 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (JioHo)
With Tom Brady's teeth.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:28 AM (HDhso)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:27 AM (aKdOV)
Have you tried them on to see if they still fit?
1981 was a long time ago.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (KZzsI)
I dunno, maybe instead of telling the GOP "don't worry, we know you won't help Trump win. We don't expect you to. In fact we'll tell you right now that we'll help you hold the Senate even though you won't help the President" - maybe instead we should tell them "fu*k you. Support Trump or you lose."
Maybe those cowards in the GOP will listen to us and we'll get both the White House AND the Senate AS THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR LAST MONTH!
Maybe we should stop arguing from a position of weakness, like spineless, feckless losers!
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (ZR7kf)
Again, would love to see a Venn diagram of republicans saying we MUST vote in GA to save America and republicans who are standing by President Trump and helping him fight the fraud.
Black. Hole.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (KbCG3)
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Since you keep posting that hour long video you must have a reason. I don;t have an hour, so what's your TLR point?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (szqvX)
Scott is saying it's fake and that R's are generating all the fake news now. Scott is a showman trying to keep garnering audiance as the seasons change.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow79eUHFhp0
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:28 AM (7DzWP)
This was a really good, heartfelt bit. And spot on.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (4ihv2)
negotiation. You want my vote, you get those signatures verified. PDT
wins and Perdue probably avoids runoff. Then we vote for Loeffler."
This is close to my theory. Time is running out.
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (+AASJ)
It's almost like there's a little side bet going on at the very highest and hidden levels of global power. "We're going to openly steal this election with the most comical candidate in history, we're going to telegraph every move and there's nothing you can do to stop us!"
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (/2aWP)
What happened to elections aren't REALLY binary choices? I guess that logic only applies when it's their own class-based aesthetic preferences at stake.
Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (dYe5S)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (KATBx)
I got my assless chaps ready to go.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:27 AM (aKdOV)
Chaps, by design, are assless.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (ifmtJ)
Bwahahahahaha.
Man, the poor hotel staff.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (L8ADy)
I don't want to think about what they had to clean up. Probably had to break out the HAZMAT suits.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (aKdOV)
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I've got the Ford Falcon XB Interceptor all fueled up and ready to go. Anyone got an Aussie Blue Heeler for rent?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (7Fj9P)
on Dec 21, Jupiter and Saturn align to form a double star aka The Christmas Star
last time it happened was 800 years ago
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (nUhF0)
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If you know anyone about to have a baby, FFS tell them not to name it Damien.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (kTF2Z)
Come to think of it, like many Twilight Zone premises, it sounds absurd to say it out loud like that but it was actually a great episode.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (hYcqw)
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Since you keep posting that hour long video you must have a reason. I don;t have an hour, so what's your TLR point?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (szqvX)
I just then saw that he discusses the topic, in which a lot of us are interested, and posted that in case anyone's interested in seeing it.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (HDhso)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (Bs26G)
I realize it was not the point of the episode, but it impressed me how they animated the workings of the factory. I had never before considered how the packing of fudge might actually work, and I found it to be quite educational.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (hku12)
at the very highest and hidden levels of global power. "We're going to
openly steal this election with the most comical candidate in history,
we're going to telegraph every move and there's nothing you can do to
stop us!"
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (/2aWP)
Vichy Republicans: How can we help?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (DqECB)
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Old news - Move On.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (ilw10)
If the other info already out there won't do it, that won't change anything either.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020
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Good points, but I wasn't clear.
i.e. Is there any legal remedy to correct the crime? Or is the country screwed and it goes unpunished?
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (N0If5)
Posted by: Scurvy at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (2BZBZ)
I have a strong feeling, getting stronger with every bombshell, that Biden will not assume office, one way or the other
We can presume these bombshells are from military intelligence, since FBI and DOJ are MIA. And they are being carefully and methodically rolled out.
Military is sworn to protect US from domestic enemies.
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (AwPyG)
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Never bring a black light into a hotel room.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (ilw10)
I'd really like to think those were satire headlines. Not checking it out; might be NSFW.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (Aashi)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (2BZBZ)
You said floozy twice!
Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (Jk+3L)
We like floozies.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (hku12)
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (AwPyG)
What if the military is full of those domestic enemies?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (DqECB)
If you know anyone about to have a baby, FFS tell them not to name it Damien.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (kTF2Z)
"When the Jews return to Zion, and a comet fills the sky,
And the Holy Roman Empire rises,
then you and I must die..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (s2VJv)
Black. Hole.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (KbCG3)
As I mentioned yesterday, I'm getting daily texts/emails from Miss Lindsey and the Post Turtle to send money NOW to save GA.
Seriously guys? WTF are you going to do?
Is this the "once we have EXACTLY $200M to work with, we can do something!" Sort of like "Once we have a majority in the house and Senate..."
Fuck yourselves you leeches. Step the fuck up now, or get out of my sight.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: fly at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (RbGtT)
I see we've stopped doing phrasing again.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (ZGrMX)
Jaw-dropping. Laura was in Atlanta and Kemp actually showed up to be interviewed, along with David Perdue. Kemp agreed that the video is pretty damning.
Okay, Kemp. Now DO SOMETHING. Start by kicking Ratshitberger and his assistant in the balls.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
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How many divisions does the Supreme Court have?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (ilw10)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:30 AM (aKdOV)
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Imagine an entire hotel full of Andrew Gillam and his friends. Blech!!!
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (oGBso)
Those things sell for big bucks these days.
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (Aashi)
+++++++++++
This is why the Bee had to start their "Not the Bee" imprint to point out the headlines that they *didn't* write and are actually, somehow, real.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (hYcqw)
He likes floozies
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (KZzsI)
Floozy Floozy was the original title of Mony Mony.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (s2VJv)
I always wondered what was in one. Now I know and it sounds Delicious!
I will have to make it for sure.
Posted by: Thread Winner-Elect Just Lily at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (4t3FB)
Is the Gorilla taunting Ace?
Things gonna get lit.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 04, 2020 11:22 AM (dfRN6)
Never taunt the 800 pound Ewok in the room. Even GorillaPundit should know that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (kTF2Z)
This seems to violate the style guide in so many ways.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 04, 2020 11:34 AM (AHq56)
But not on the book thread.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2020 11:34 AM (ZGrMX)
Paraphrasing: "Democrats always say we must believe the science." Science says the election was stolen. Funny piece and lots of chuckle worthy memes
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3jrbkhn
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at December 04, 2020 11:34 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)
The mental hospitals are going to be overcrowded on that day.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 04, 2020 11:34 AM (yL25O)
Wait a second.....that happened with a Republican senate. Never mind.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:34 AM (22mNy)
The CIC has a whole bunch of divisions, though.
Q has always hinted that the fraud is so deep and wide, it will take an insurrection act maneuver to fix this mess.
I have a feeling that pressure's being applied so that we don't come to that
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (AwPyG)
I have no clue how any of the gender games relate to race, but if the above means fewer trans are created by our culture (because right now, they are being created by their parents and other social/cultural pressures), then go for it. I have no, uh, skin in the game.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
Iowa has never forgiven Minnesota for that one.
Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (XxJt1)
(let's see how important they think ANWAR is after spending a whole session there).
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (DtLu3)
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In the age of work-from-home and telecommute, no reason representatives can't live in their district/state 24/7/365. Make them more accountable to their voters, and removed them from the influence of lobbyists and fawning press.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (4+gTH)
Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (Jk+3L)
Wasn't that a James Bond movie? You Only Floozy Twice.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (DqECB)
Posted by: DaveA at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (7DzWP)
Posted by: Brother Tim (@BrotherTimMTG on Parler) at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (OUMaO)
She needs more floozy in her.
Posted by: Klaus Von Floozy at December 04, 2020 11:36 AM (sRIGo)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 04, 2020 11:36 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 11:36 AM (I58tH)
I had a left-leaning cousin tell me that moving the FDA out to field offices where they actually are doing the work these people are supposed to regulate was bad. Why? Because it took them away from the DC cocktail party circuit where "all the real work gets done"
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:36 AM (KZzsI)
I call them denizens of a failed empire, living on a moldy little island being over-run with Godless savages.
Except for Kristin Scott-Thomas. I call her "baby." Among other things.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2020 11:36 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 11:37 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 11:14 AM (ZR7kf)
Please Sir, may I have some more?
That always, ok sometimes, ok, almost never works.
But that's what we do
Posted by: Oliver Twist at December 04, 2020 11:37 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (kTF2Z)
...
potato/potato/flammable/inflammable
Posted by: TexasDan at December 04, 2020 11:37 AM (yL25O)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow79eUHFhp0
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:28 AM (7DzWP)
I saw this one a couple of days ago. I find it hard to believe that (1) Marvel has a superhero that looks like Stacey Abrams and (2) they expect that to be a selling point
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:37 AM (aKdOV)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
Whoa - WHOA!
We can't act rashly now. There's no evidence this was widespread. Certainly, mistakes happened. We're all human.
But we need to think long and hard before we disenfranchise the votes of hundreds of thousands of people based on the evidence of just one video.
[/channeling GOPe]
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:37 AM (L8ADy)
Fall in line, if you don't want to be outed, too
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:37 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (KZzsI)
I call them denizens of a failed empire, living on a moldy little island being over-run with Godless savages.
Except for Kristin Scott-Thomas. I call her "baby." Among other things.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2020 11:36 AM (7Fj9P)
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The English will become Italians at some point.
So long divorced from their ancestral greatness, but still remembering it.
"We ruled the world once...long ago..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: artemis
Actually that's not true. Posse comitatus and all that; military is not allowed to operate inside US borders. And if you think about it you'll see that it's for very good reasons.
Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (hMdbz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020
*
*
I remember seeing it in the first run, and being astonished (at age 7, mind you) by the ending.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (rpbg1)
Fall in line, if you don't want to be outed, too
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:37 AM (AwPyG)
I want all the masks off.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (zI9dG)
Come to think of it, like many Twilight Zone premises, it sounds absurd to say it out loud like that but it was actually a great episode.
Twilight Zone always excelled in the execution of the idea.
Other people could do the same story and not know how to sell it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (7DzWP)
Fall in line, if you don't want to be outed, too
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:37 AM (AwPyG)
Uh oh. What happened with Crenshaw?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (aKdOV)
Good point in the spiel ... but we need to analyze, just who are "They", and then, Who did they come for first? And how did they "come for them"?
They came for Joe McCarthy, who was labeled detestable, perhaps much as Trump was trashed via their smear campaign. McCarthy was right ... even if he was an imperfect vessel. (But compared to Biden?) Even The Right now uses "McCarthyism" as a smear ... but it only indicates how the commies won that war and defined the terms. Ever since, any that strongly oppose communism (and their agenda including the LGBTQ insanity) as McCarthyites and Deplorables.
Or did they come for our country much earlier ... via the CIA and its globalist agenda, from the very start? Or was Hollywood the earliest infiltration,where they came for our entertainment industry, to mold us all?
They divide us on race and gender and all else, as a distraction. But then they infiltrate every group from within. So I don't think they really come for the "straight white guys first". They divide us into factions, infiltrate every faction, then set us one against the other.
Most of "the guys" managing this kabuki ... are straight white guys ... oligarchs and shadow men. Perhaps they now branched out to foreign cartels ... but biggest CEOs and past presidents and CIA guys ... corrupt straight white guys.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (Cus5s)
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Black Rifle Coffee Company, Dan Crenshaw...
Who's next?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (Kt1w/)
Like I mentioned, as soon as they scrambled to put together a ludicrous excuse, today there is film of the same people secretly handing off a usb drive.
Heh.
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I'll answer in a minute, just finishing up my Zoom meeting with the Cohen Group.
Posted by: General Mattis at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (GZ/yK)
The Floozy Who Loved Me was better
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (KZzsI)
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Goldenfloozy or Goldfluzzy really depends on how much you like your fluzzy golden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (LvTSG)
What news?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:39 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (4+gTH)
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We went to DC about 15 years ago, took the kids around to all the educational sights, including the US Capitol. Both the House & Senate were in session, so we were allowed up into the gallery to observe.
What we saw was that nobody was down on the main floor, except the one person (senator or representative) who was speaking to an empty room. Empty except for the tourists up in the gallery. So they already don't gather together for the purpose of meeting. It's all virtual. Lying scum.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 11:39 AM (oGBso)
And has anyone ever looked more gorgeous than Donna Douglas in that episode?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:39 AM (7DzWP)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 11:29 AM (l6b3d)
Seems odd it being fake and the folks in GA making excuses about it... I mean if it's fake would be real easy to say that vid is fake and not have to make shit up like this is all perfectly normal, we have a samsonite contract and shelves under the black tablecloth tables to store votes and stuff...
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 04, 2020 11:39 AM (+2xjH)
The Floozy Who Loved Me was better
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (KZzsI)
Floozyfinger had pussy, galore.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:39 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: artemis
Actually that's not true. Posse comitatus and all that; military is not allowed to operate inside US borders. And if you think about it you'll see that it's for very good reasons.
Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (hMdbz)
I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic
Liberals never tire of demonstrating their ignorance.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (4+gTH)
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The hookers in DC are much better than the hokkers back home though.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (22mNy)
Fookin' deadly!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (4+gTH)
And no more access to the global elite (and easy graft) via the Washington DC A-List cocktail circuit!
Posted by: Zombies John Birch & SenatorJoe McCarthy at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:36 AM (KZzsI)
Unfortunately, your cousin is not wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (aKdOV)
Uh oh. What happened with Crenshaw?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (aKdOV)
All I've seen thus far is he and Michelle Malkin got into a twatterfude earlier.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)
(let's see how important they think ANWAR is after spending a whole session there).
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (DtLu3)
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Just move the capitol to ANWAR. Even if they're indoors they wouldn't stay in session more than 2 days a year.
Also also "yurt" is the Russian word.
The Mongolians hate the Russians now, so don't say "yurt" in Mongolia.
They say "ger" with a hard "g". Rhymes with chair.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (tNa3+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: pep at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (v16oJ)
And has anyone ever looked more gorgeous than Donna Douglas in that episode?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:39 AM (7DzWP)
Depends on your point of view, doesn't it?
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (Ti+Tv)
I saw this one a couple of days ago. I find it hard to believe that (1) Marvel has a superhero that looks like Stacey Abrams and (2) they expect that to be a selling point
The woke do these things to glorify themselves. They're all about self-esteem, y'know.
Hero stories used to be about aspiring to something better, not ego-stroking your own failings.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:41 AM (7DzWP)
Liberals never tire of demonstrating their ignorance.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (Zm+LZ)
State your name
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 11:41 AM (zI9dG)
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
It definitely sounds like he's passing the buck to Ratshitberger. I mean he's only the governor what he could possibly do? /s
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:41 AM (DqECB)
See the film of the same people handing off a USB drive in a secretive and highly suspect fashion--very similar to the film of Bolton taking his bribe last summer.
The bad guys must be sweating.
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:41 AM (AwPyG)
Other people could do the same story and not know how to sell it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (7DzWP)
+++++++++++++
Rod Serling was a master of the medium. TV was new and he just freaking got it at a really profound level.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:41 AM (hYcqw)
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Receiving awards from some sort of "Great Reset" group IIRC. Also photo ops with anti-gun groups.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:41 AM (Kt1w/)
Yes, he's saying things in public that appear to be from private conversations, such as the brag about biggest fraud organization, or that he would say he was ill if he had a moral disagreement w/Barack/now Kamala.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (bDqIh)
and hidden levels of global power. "We're going to openly steal this
election with the most comical candidate in history, we're going to
telegraph every move and there's nothing you can do to stop us!"
That's what they think. If things get sporty, they might discover they don't have enough security.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (tNa3+)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (eprYe)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (I58tH)
He's apparently a Soros plant, and bankrolled by Rothschild, too.
Info coming from same twitter accounts who are leaking these videos, so I trust them.
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:39 AM (7DzWP)
+++++++++++
I would argue that the spectacular Elizabeth Montgomery in the episode "Two" (S03E01), where she starred across the always-unsettling Charles Bronson, was so gorgeous that it almost defies belief.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (hYcqw)
Who's next?
One by one, we're easy to seduce/induce to pick off. 80 million at once on Nov 3rd? That's a problem.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (3fR4G)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:23 AM (hku12)
I am nothing if not predictable.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (aKdOV)
Is it that you are predictable, or the career arc of the actresses are predictable?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (hku12)
......
He called Lin Wood a liberal Democrat trying to subvert Georgia Senate votes.
Malkin called him a liberal sellout.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (YA914)
Who's next?
What does that mean?
Posted by: pep at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (v16oJ)
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People are successful at marketing themselves as one thing while not being that thing.
I think Tucker will be the next one to be revealed to be an actor on a stage.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (Kt1w/)
on Dec 21, Jupiter and Saturn align to form a double star aka The Christmas Star
last time it happened was 800 years ago
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 11:26 AM (nUhF0)
They hit their closest approach to each other on 12/21. Unfortunately, they're only visible for a small amount of time in the early evening before they set...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (ZSK0i)
Yes, he's saying things in public that appear to be from private conversations, such as the brag about biggest fraud organization, or that he would say he was ill if he had a moral disagreement w/Barack/now Kamala.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (bDqIh)
That's why the debates got shut down. And those girls who whisk him away so that he can't be questioned past the Appointed Time--that floors me.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (HDhso)
His assertion that "right-wing" terrorists pose the greatest terrorist threat to our country is a sop to his new paymasters and a selling out of the people who made his career.
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Allie at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BidenCheated at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (HaL55)
Yep
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (zI9dG)
Most of "the guys" involved in Woke, Inc. are not guys. They're upper-middle-class white women. Yes, cuck men play along with it and largely provide the funding, but well-off white women are always the chewy center of wokeness.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (Zm+LZ)
Why it is almost like those old dead white guys that wrote the Constitution knew something about government tendencies and their craving for power and therefore included the word "domestic"!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (zI9dG)
Not until 2025. At the earliest.
Posted by: Dr. Fuckchi at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (DTX3h)
So he hasn't really done anything. He's just told us what he'd like to see but since he's just the governor and apparently has no authority, his hands are tied.
I hope the pitchfork and torch-wielding patriots in Georgia continue calling and saying "when are you starting the audit? Today? Tonight? When?" over and over and over and over.
Otherwise they're running out the clock.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (ZR7kf)
from private conversations, such as the brag about biggest fraud
organization, or that he would say he was ill if he had a moral
disagreement w/Barack/now Kamala.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (bDqIh)
And he's making up some wild s**t about stepping out of the shower and pulling his dog's tail and falling in the "alleyway" between the bathroom and bedroom and breaking his foot.
https://tinyurl.com/y6tfkfcn
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 04, 2020 11:42 AM (P4Pk9)
Best to stay upriver of Crenshaw.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (x8Wzq)
_______________
You can see why over 80 million fake Americans voted for him!
Everybody wants a president who has the courage of his convictions! What fortitude! What integrity!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (k4dH2)
Yes, it's very evident that the bad guys wanted a talking point that "40 cases have been dismissed already" because you hear it across these state hearings.
I'm not sure what good this psyops does---do they think Trump or the USSC will be intimidated and give up?
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (AwPyG)
I think Tucker will be the next one to be revealed to be an actor on a stage.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (Kt1w/)
As The "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase always said :
"Everybody's got a price".
Posted by: Allie at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (vmRc0)
The event is still on.
Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (Ti+Tv)
I'll say it again: I'm not sure saying he showers with his dog is a great look. Ace's new nickname should be "Bestality Joe".
Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (ZGrMX)
To his credit, he introduced a lot of good music to white America.
https://youtu.be/DAwBa8Pqi6Y
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (9IdCK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (DqECB)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (eprYe)
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They should. 351, VERY cool body design. I was shocked when I looked that up. I thought it was an AMC or Commodore or odd-ball, down-under brand.
Daddy want!
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (Kt1w/)
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They are ALL actors on stage. Even Rush. How much of his vast fortune has he used to actually do anything that he supposedly believes in? Nada.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
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"The solutions aren’t obvious, even if we pretend they are. But we must try. Let’s start with the TAPS Act. Maybe also implement state “red flag” laws, or gun violence restraining orders. Stop them before they can hurt someone."
was apparently the first hint.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (Kt1w/)
Twilight Zone always excelled in the execution of the idea.
Other people could do the same story and not know how to sell it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 202
*
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Serling wrote a number of dogs for the show. But he had other writers too: original scripts and scripts based on short stories by people like Charles Beaumont and Richard Matheson, and Earl Hamner (before The Waltons, Jerome Bixby, and Henry Kuttner and his wife/writing partner C.L. Moore.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (KZzsI)
Yes, I has seen a week or so ago that he was part of the world economic forum pushing for a great reset/4th industrial revolution.
https://www.weforum.org/people/daniel-crenshaw
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (bDqIh)
Yes, it's very evident that the bad guys wanted a talking point that "40 cases have been dismissed already" because you hear it across these state hearings.
I'm not sure what good this psyops does---do they think Trump or the USSC will be intimidated and give up?
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (AwPyG)
Yes!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (02b6n)
The Qanon people say references to dogs are always comms. Something is being communicated. (Dunno about this one)
A lot of people talking about dogs, including the Queen of England.
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (AwPyG)
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At least he has moved on from taking showers with his daughter (we hope).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (k4dH2)
2. That's one of the better Twighlight Zone episodes
3. Debbie Boone was lady next door hot.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (m/vQu)
A fight about lockdowns broke out on CNBC this morning
https://tinyurl.com/y66vywmm
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (K2SnJ)
Look, I'm emphatically not an adherent to racial theories that espouse any kind of racial supremacy. I have old-fashioned ideas about the sanctity of every human life and shit.
But if this is true, that white people actually CAN'T be trans, I will at least read the Turner Diaries with an open mind. Maybe there's something to it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (BvLWD)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
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"The solutions aren't obvious, even if we pretend they are. But we must try. Let's start with the TAPS Act. Maybe also implement state "red flag" laws, or gun violence restraining orders. Stop them before they can hurt someone."
was apparently the first hint.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (Kt1w/)
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So we're throwing him under the bus over that? That's why the right never wins.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (DqECB)
We threw him out of the union. Too feckless for our brotherhood's rules.
Posted by: Feckless Eunich Local 974 at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (sjdRT)
wrote the Constitution knew something about government tendencies and
their craving for power and therefore included the word "domestic"!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules!
Exactly. The same old white guys that were against having a standing army, again for very good reasons.
Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (hMdbz)
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (4+gTH)
Or that. Although I like the idea of making Congress freeze its butt off in Alaska too much to entirely abandon the idea.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (DtLu3)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (sjdRT)
What the hell? It's far too early for Scotch.
Irish whisky on the other hand...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (xT2tT)
2. The law recognizes the concept of a "violation per se"; that is, once certain facts are established, you don't have to establish other facts that normally would be necessary (were voted actually faked/miscounted, etc.)
3. Obviously Wood/Powell/Trump team have shown that safeguards were routinely violated -- they were, in fact, cover for widespread wrongdoing. The bad guys/gals are arguing "so what? you haven't shown actual votes changed, etc." That's beside the point: the failure to comply with election security on this scale means that the legislature and executive have already determined that this election is invalid because the safeguards weren't followed, otherwise they're essentially optional.
4. Remedy? Toss those states' EVs which sends the election into the House with the message: "The 50 states are the republic. It's your job to keep it if you want."
But what do I know? I'm just a dumb, pot-smoking, unemployed lawyer from Saaan Fraaancisco. Aaaand I gotta shower and get over to my ex (well, she's my 1 client) to help her run errands (I have a car) and see my godkitty Maceo. He's so cool, especially given the trauma he experienced earlier this year before being rescued.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 04, 2020 11:32 AM (Aashi)
I don't know, I think it's the African-American version of Teen Vogue. That is, every time I see an example of an article that is so woke you'd think it was Babylon Bee parody woke, it always seems to be Teen Vogue or the Root.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (aKdOV)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (22mNy)
He gave his new wife a pretty nice wedding gift
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: x at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (0tE/i)
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 11:24 AM (lIIT7)
Swamp Safari Adventures Inc
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (nUhF0)
>>I'll say it again: I'm not sure saying he showers with his dog is a great look. Ace's new nickname should be "Bestality Joe".
Maybe it's a service dog.
German Sheppard are smart, often trained for special tasks -- could the dog be there to keep him safe when he has a seizure, such as to break his fall?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 11:49 AM (eprYe)
Exactly. I have room in my conservative tent for some disagreement and variance of opinion. He's young, he can learn.
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:49 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:49 AM (ifmtJ)
"Let me explain that GA ballot-suitcase video (fake)
https://www.pscp.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1lPKqXgAobwxb
Posted by: m
Thanks for that. Scott is one of my favorites. And a good explanation of this case. Full stop. Happy I listened. Minor quibble is during his introduction when he claims that fake news, for instance, by CNN is is usually a matter of who is in office, suggesting it goes 80/20 against the incumbent-despite(?) D or R. Brent Bozell at MRC, would have something to say about that. And the fawning coverage of Barack and Michael, and, and. But happy I let Scott get through that bit of bs. It was not his main point.
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 11:49 AM (IKT63)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 04, 2020 11:49 AM (yTRuK)
>>I'll say it again: I'm not sure saying he showers with his dog is a great look. Ace's new nickname should be "Bestality Joe".
Maybe it's a service dog.
German Sheppard are smart, often trained for special tasks -- could the dog be there to keep him safe when he has a seizure, such as to break his fall?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (bDqIh)
HELP ME!!!
Posted by: Pervy Joe's GSD at December 04, 2020 11:49 AM (02b6n)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor
Sorry. Supporting Red Flag laws is an instant disqualifier.
If you think FISA warrants were easy to perjure, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (SMh/7)
All those other suits are different individuals or groups.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (oGBso)
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This seems to violate the style guide in so many ways.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 04, 2020 11:34 AM (AHq56)
Remember the scene in the Roger Rabbit movie, where Roger is hiding in the bar, and the bad guy is tapping on the walls with the "shave and a haircut" gag?
Poor Roger is on the other side of the hidden wall, freaking out, struggling to resist bursting forth to finish the line "TWO BIIIIIIIITTTTTS!!"
That's how I picture the crowd here sometimes. You set 'em up with a comment that... resist as they might, eventually SOMEONE is going to come crashing through with the expected punch line.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (bDqIh)
German Sheppard are smart, often trained for special tasks -- could the dog be there to keep him safe when he has a seizure, such as to break his fall?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (bDqIh)
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Hmm interesting theory. Of all the dogs they'd have, they have a breed that is used for things like that. I mean tons of people have German Shepherds of course but it kinda makes you go....hmmmmm.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (22mNy)
*hands Ben Had a scotch**
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (sjdRT)
What the hell? It's far too early for Scotch.
Irish whisky on the other hand...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (xT2tT)
We like what we like. And also, the day starts earlier in the middle of the country. Happy hour just started.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (eprYe)
on Dec 21, Jupiter and Saturn align to form a double star aka The Christmas Star
last time it happened was 800 years ago
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Not on Christmas; that was in March of that year.
How shitty is the "news" today?
Every article on that is almost exactly the same.
They all say it's a rare "Christmas Star"
Not one will tell you the last time it actually happened in Christmas
Very weird
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor
Sorry. Supporting Red Flag laws is an instant disqualifier.
If you think FISA warrants were easy to perjure, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (SMh/7)
The expansion of categories of people not allowed to own firearms in Nazi Germany comes to mind.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (AHq56)
A fight about lockdowns broke out on CNBC this morning
https://tinyurl.com/y66vywmm
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (cF8AT)
Who's the news douche?
What a fucktard.
IT'S SCIENCE!!!!!
The science actually says MASKS DON'T STOP COVID, you dick.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
*hands Ben Had a scotch**
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (sjdRT)
What the hell? It's far too early for Scotch.
Irish whisky on the other hand...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Until plandemic, I had never tried wake-and-bake. Wow, I had no idea what I was missing.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: red speck at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (gS3OW)
A fight about lockdowns broke out on CNBC this morning
https://tinyurl.com/y66vywmm
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (cF8AT)
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Everyone take two minutes and watch that.
And then try to imagine everyone speaking late 18th century French.
Posted by: Shenanigans at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (rpbg1)
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Yeah, but the dogs overall were quite few. My favorite non-Serling writer for the Twilight Zone is probably Charles Beaumont. His stuff was very good, as was Matheson's. It is rare for a show that runs that long to have so few bad episodes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (hYcqw)
The Root is like Ebony without the class, nuance or good writing, but with wokeness, race hustling and grievance mongering.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:49 AM (ifmtJ)
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I haven't read an issue of Ebony since I was maybe 12, but I don't recall it being all hate-whitey. I think that is like 85% of The Root's content.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (BvLWD)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:36 AM (KZzsI)
Unfortunately, your cousin is not wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (aKdOV)
Why I've said for ages they should only be allowed to convene in DC for so many weeks a year. DC is too intoxicating and insulated for these people. They truly start to believe all of these larger than life monuments are for them.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (L8ADy)
If you think FISA warrants were easy to perjure, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (SMh/7)
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When you find the perfect politician that agrees with you 100% of the time on 100% of issues, be sure to let me know.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (22mNy)
The Republicans run for office because they want money.
The Democrats run for office because they want power. Oh, they want money too, but money and power are very different.
If I have enough money, I can pay you to do something you normally wouldn't do.
If I have enough power, I can make you do something you normally wouldn't do, and I keep all my money.
To me, this explains why Democrats fight for their fellow Democrats to stay in power, and why Republicans rarely fight to help their fellows.
2 cents.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (19g6/)
Posted by: Xi Xiping at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (zI9dG)
Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 11:38 AM (hMdbz)
Anyone let Sherman and Grant know that?
Posted by: Dempsy at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (VqySH)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (KZzsI)
But remember that it all comes down to the state legislature, according to the Constitution.
So if the GA legislature says "oh my gosh we're helpless to do anything" they are lying, and in on it.
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)
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"The solutions aren't obvious, even if we pretend they are. But we must try. Let's start with the TAPS Act. Maybe also implement state "red flag" laws, or gun violence restraining orders. Stop them before they can hurt someone."
was apparently the first hint.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (Kt1w/)
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So we're throwing him under the bus over that? That's why the right never wins.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (22mNy)
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I am taking Crenshaw seriously when he says what he'd do if he had the power to do it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (C+We0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (I58tH)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (7X3UV)
Firm That Conducted 'Audit' of Georgia Voting Machines Has Long History With Dominion
The firm hired by Georgia's secretary of state to conduct an "audit" of Dominion Voting Systems technology used during the 2020 elections is the same one that previously certified the Dominion systems and also approved a last-minute system-wide software change just weeks before the election.
Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger failed to disclose that the company, Pro V&V, had a preexisting relationship with Dominion that dated back years, in his Nov. 17 statement announcing the results of the audit.
Raffensperger also failed to disclose that Dominion had used technical conclusions from Pro V&V in a pre-election Georgia lawsuit that questioned the reliability of Dominion's systems during a last-minute software fix before the Nov. 3 election. The testing from Pro V&V had been characterized as "superficial" and "cursory testing" by an expert cited in court documents.
the epoch times
weasels
they never stop
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (rpbg1)
One episode I never understood - Time Enough At Last. Usually there's a lesson and the good guys tend to win or the bad guys at least lose. In this one, the poor henpecked dude who has been destroyed by the world finally gets to do the one thing he actually enjoys...and is robbed of it for no particular reason.
Was he the bad guy? Is reading bad? Never got that one.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (KbCG3)
German Sheppard are smart, often trained for special tasks -- could
the dog be there to keep him safe when he has a seizure, such as to
break his fall?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (bDqIh)
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He said it was a "pup" and he stepped out of the shower and the pup wanted him to throw a ball or something, and he went down the "alleyway" toward the bedroom and grabbed the pup's tail and tripped on a rug. Or something.
Just imagining a wet, naked Joe chasing a dog down an "alleyway" put me off my second cup of coffee.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Asshoes
Yeah. What part of his oath "to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" allows for "shall be infringed"?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (eprYe)
To his credit, he introduced a lot of good music to white America.
https://youtu.be/DAwBa8Pqi6Y
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (9IdCK)
Pat Boone sings "You Got Another Thing Comin'"
https://youtu.be/XruANlwsrv8
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:36 AM (KZzsI)
Unfortunately, your cousin is not wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:40 AM (aKdOV)
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Eh. This is who the world works. Pick any industry and the real "work" doesn't happen in an office 9-5. It happens on a golf course, or at a bar or at a Hawaii retreat.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (22mNy)
A fight about lockdowns broke out on CNBC this morning
https://tinyurl.com/y66vywmm
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (cF8AT)
Andrew Ross Sorkin again. He was the one who had a hissy fit a few months ago about Flu Manchu. He's a total effete soy boy.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (DqECB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (hYcqw)
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*nods sagaciously*
Malcolm in the Middle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (EgshT)
Pat Boone and Arlene Dahl in Journey to the Center of the Earth - 1959
Posted by: TheQuietMan
That was the first movie I saw in a theater.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (63Dwl)
(Throws Crenshaw under bus)
Because liberal gungrabby BS, that's why.
(Boards bus, nods to driver)
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (jm8wA)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (Bs26G)
I realize it was not the point of the episode, but it impressed me how they animated the workings of the factory. I had never before considered how the packing of fudge might actually work, and I found it to be quite educational.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (hku12)
I always thought they should do a follow-up bit where Tom Cruise buys the factory, and sits in his office saying, "See? I'm not a fudge packer anymore! I have employees who do it for me!" So the boys can respond, "I guess Tom Cruise likes getting his fudge packed."
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (Bs26G)
Irish whisky on the other hand...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (xT2tT)
++++++++++++++
All depends on how you distribute it, CBD. My grandfather, when offered a drink, would always decline and say, "I never drink after breakfast."
He wasn't lying. He had three fingers of whiskey with his breakfast and coffee every morning and then no more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (hYcqw)
on Dec 21, Jupiter and Saturn align to form a double star aka The Christmas Star
last time it happened was 800 years ago
---
Not on Christmas; that was in March of that year.
How shitty is the "news" today?
Every article on that is almost exactly the same.
They all say it's a rare "Christmas Star"
Not one will tell you the last time it actually happened in Christmas
Very weird
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (aO8Gd)
Hmm, you're saying it last happened in December about 2000 years ago? Gosh, I can't *imagine* why the Fake Nooz would try to ignore that...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (02b6n)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 11:49 AM (eprYe)
And besides, never turn down quality free booze!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (lgiXo)
Just imagining a wet, naked Joe chasing a dog down an "alleyway" put me off my second cup of coffee.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
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There's an alleyway between the bathroom and the bedroom? WTF kind of house does he have?
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Asshoes
I'm not looking for the perfect politician, but I'm no longer supporting anti 2nd Amendment politicians either.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (SMh/7)
The ease of abuse and historical warnings of such laws are obvious, but that doesn't mean I want to pile hate on the man for being stupid on one topic. He can't get anything passed on his own and is young enough to learn better. Plus, as a maimed combat vet he probably has his own perspective on this that is difficult to blame him for.
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 11:54 AM (KZzsI)
I saw this one a couple of days ago. I find it hard to believe that (1) Marvel has a superhero that looks like Stacey Abrams and (2) they expect that to be a selling point
The woke do these things to glorify themselves. They're all about self-esteem, y'know.
Hero stories used to be about aspiring to something better, not ego-stroking your own failings.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 11:41 AM (7DzWP)
Critical Drinker on YouTube just did a really, really good video on that topic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:54 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 04, 2020 11:54 AM (yTRuK)
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (L8ADy)
+++++++++++
People should have to live in the country they deign to govern.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:54 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Peter Zenger at December 04, 2020 11:54 AM (hMdbz)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (22mNy)
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We just prefer him to not be Rubio, Romney, Ryan, etc. Part of that has to involve NOT embracing 2nd Amendment violations, and rejecting anti-science "carbon capture" nonsense that he believes "reduces emissions" and saves the planet.
Also the Great Reset issue, but I'm fine if he wants to improve on all of those things now that he knows there's a problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:54 AM (Kt1w/)
So a lot of people think these stories are a means to communicated, with certain words being important.
See Erik Swalwell's tweet today, for example, which seems an obvious attempt to use certain words without making sense.
After all, the good guys have shown again and again that they are monitoring the bad guys.
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (AwPyG)
Posted by: ziggggyeeee at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (AsMdZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:16 AM (DqECB)
When I first saw the movie circa 1964 it bothered me when they ate the duck.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (9IdCK)
If I have enough power, I can make you do something you normally wouldn't do, and I keep all my money.
To me, this explains why Democrats fight for their fellow Democrats to stay in power, and why Republicans rarely fight to help their fellows.
2 cents.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (19g6/)
That's pretty accurate. The GOPe are more than content for scraps. They're happy to let the dems wield the power, just so long as they can live a similar lifestyle and play with their toys.
You guys go ahead and worry about making those people suffer, I'll just sit over here with my martini and watch.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (22mNy)
You mean never win in policy. The GOPe is full of people like Crenshaw. RINO is too soft a word for the members of the Uniparty.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (WEBkv)
Just imagining a wet, naked Joe chasing a dog down an "alleyway" put me off my second cup of coffee.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
Honestly if it's true, it is a really dumb thing for a 78 year old man to be doing. I think he got out of the shower, wet and slipped. That's it. Pretty normal for old people.
Posted by: IC - tis the season for election fraud ho ho ho at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (MPYWI)
By people telling them "you're doing dumb things."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (Kt1w/)
Was he the bad guy? Is reading bad? Never got that one.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (KbCG3)
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I don't think he was. That story was odd as it had no resolution - he was miserable, survived the apocalypse, and then (presumably) remained miserable until dead. If anything, I think the message was, "sometimes everything is awful and there is no resolution or way out."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (hYcqw)
When you find a Republican that isn't aware that 2A is the cover charge for entry to the party but still claims to be a sentient human, let me know.
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (jm8wA)
Maybe it's a service dog.
German Sheppard are smart, often trained for special tasks -- could the dog be there to keep him safe when he has a seizure, such as to break his fall?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:48 AM (bDqIh)
That is not a bad theory. But Joe seems too big to rely on a 70 to 80 pound dog, that could hurt the dog.
Posted by: Moki at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (+X9Vs)
In view of recent studies of COVID-19 transmission routes, Joe Biden pledges mandatory activated-charcoal adult diapers. Just like his.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (t5m5e)
Yeah, and a German Sheppard dog, being smart and active, is not your typical pet for an elderly couple, especially one that travels a lot. It's more of a young, active person's dog, or a partner to some kind of first responder (military or civilian). People in their 70's would seem more interested in a sweet but docile doggy who's there for companionship, not excessive play/interaction.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: 496 at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (U1eOr)
At least it wasn't otters.
I'm pretty sure I saw Roger Rabbit more than 30 years ago so I don't remember details ... other than Jessica.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (AHq56)
Well OK then. It's all yours.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (ji2jZ)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (k4dH2)
or he was calling his daughter a bitch (female dog)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (nUhF0)
Was he the bad guy? Is reading bad? Never got that one.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (KbCG3)
It's tragedy.
A bad thing happening to a good person.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (ifmtJ)
A little surprised so many here are defending Crenshaw. If he was funded and communicates with Soros, he was a plant, pure and simple.
I bet there are a lot of them in the house and senate, especially when you consider the Dominion scheme.
The rumor is that two former Epstein girls are now US Senators.
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (AwPyG)
was apparently the first hint.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (Kt1w/)
Watching some of these assclowns, it reminds me of those scenes in movies where the main character fakes his own death (for some very good reason), and at the funeral, his wife is getting awwwwwfully cozy with the bad guy. Giggling as he whispers into her ear, and the hero is watching from afar, with the sudden realization she was in on it the whole time.
These are our Stalwart Republicans folks. In bed with Team DNC all along.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (hku12)
Gabriel Sterling, a Republican and Georgia's voting system
implementation manager, told Lead Stories during a phone call on
December 3, 2020 that what can be seen on the video is normal procedure
and nothing looks "bizarre or odd."
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (szqvX)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:43 AM (hku12)
The only intentional arranging I do is roughly chronological, and not all the time, especially if the 'who dis' hottie has either had bad plastic surgery or simply looks too old. And I suppose the leggy pic does usually come in at #3 most days. After two portrait shots, I want to throw in some variety.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (aKdOV)
He's stupid on The Topic. That's the issue.
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (jm8wA)
Biden has proposed a new $200 tax on rifles and magazines, with a $10,000 fine for noncompliance. Registration involves filling out a thirteen-page form, with fingerprints and a photograph of yourself. @DrMarkThornton
See @Redsteeve's response to this:
https://tinyurl.com/y4vbu3oh
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (22mNy)
Some people call them "hallways". People whose brains still work, for example.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (t+qrx)
Was he the bad guy? Is reading bad? Never got that one.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (KbCG3)
It's tragedy.
A bad thing happening to a good person.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (ifmtJ)
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All things must be happy and make me feel good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:51 AM (AwPyG)
Recalls our hero Paulie Ryan "There was nothing we could do. Our hands were tied!"
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (87oRe)
Posted by: MAxIE at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (dVkJu)
implementation manager, told Lead Stories during a phone call on
December 3, 2020 that what can be seen on the video is normal procedure
and nothing looks "bizarre or odd."
Yep. Cheating is normal now.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (babsD)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (Bs26G)
was that the one where Tom won't come out of one of the kid's closet and Travolta goes in the closet after him?
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2020 11:58 AM (8D42x)
Biden has proposed a new $200 tax on rifles and magazines, with a $10,000 fine for noncompliance. Registration involves filling out a thirteen-page form, with fingerprints and a photograph of yourself. @DrMarkThornton
See @Redsteeve's response to this:
https://tinyurl.com/y4vbu3oh
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
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But only for rural areas.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:58 AM (Kt1w/)
with "leg casts" are actually just hiding ankle monitors so they don't
abscond
This theory goes way back to the days of Hillary and her leg cast.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 04, 2020 11:58 AM (babsD)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:58 AM (bDqIh)
Poor Roger is on the other side of the hidden wall, freaking out, struggling to resist bursting forth to finish the line "TWO BIIIIIIIITTTTTS!!"
That's how I picture the crowd here sometimes. You set 'em up with a comment that... resist as they might, eventually SOMEONE is going to come crashing through with the expected punch line.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (hku12)
Ah, but Roger was getting to play patty cake with Jessica.
So it can't be an ALL bad mannerism!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (d9rwJ)
Was he the bad guy? Is reading bad? Never got that one.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (KbCG3)
It's tragedy.
A bad thing happening to a good person.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (ifmtJ)
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All things must be happy and make me feel good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (LvTSG)
I'd like to make a will save to disbelieve that statement.
And I'm not even going to mention Prometheus.
Apart from that one time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: 496 at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (U1eOr)
Could be, but these are the same people telling us that straight black men are the new white men. While we welcome our new right-wing friends in all their white-blackness, it's obvious they're crazy people looking for a new group to persecute among those who still tolerate their company.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (Zm+LZ)
On our side, someone like Crenshaw, who probably agrees with you at least 80% of the time is DOA because he said we should look at red flag laws.
And this is why the left always wins in the long run.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (22mNy)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Asshoes
I usually agree with you but Rush has given millions to a Leukemia and Lymphonma society. It was something he did every year for a decade? Or more. He has given millions to the children and familys of fallen first responders and military vets-through a society that does not take a dime for their own costs. He has authored a series of childrens books to tell the true stories of the countrys founding and try to change the brain washing the children get in school. He has had Trump host his show for 3 hours, he has interviewed Trump/Pence to let them get out the word....
Is he right about everything? No. But I do not think it is an act. And he has donated millions to various causes, you are wrong about that.
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (IKT63)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (umBCo)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (bDqIh)
And don't they have TWO GS?
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (cF8AT)
Yep. It's David vs. Goliath, and for some weird twist of Fate, Trump is David.
Posted by: Shibumi, praying for America at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (babsD)
Biden has proposed a new $200 tax on rifles and magazines, with a $10,000 fine for noncompliance. Registration involves filling out a thirteen-page form, with fingerprints and a photograph of yourself. @DrMarkThornton
See @Redsteeve's response to this:
https://tinyurl.com/y4vbu3oh
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
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Doesn't that disproportionately punish people with less money who want to engage in the legal act of firearm ownership and without any hypothetical public health benefit like sin taxes are supposed to have?
I know the law doesn't matter, but that is just begging for a "disproportionate impact" suit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jet Magazine at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (gJV/8)
Shit, I don't expect anybody to be perfect; that's not the way it works.
But the right to bear arms is a human right.
It's not a situation where the politician's position on the gas tax doesn't suit you. It's a situation where the politician is saying "vote for me so I can violate human rights."
Abortion is a very similar issue.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (BvLWD)
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Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion
The Hollow Men (TS Eliot) - https://allpoetry.com/The-Hollow-Men
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (MIKMs)
Gabriel Sterling, a Republican and Georgia's voting system
implementation manager, told Lead Stories during a phone call on
December 3, 2020 that what can be seen on the video is normal procedure
and nothing looks "bizarre or odd."
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (szqvX)
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Probably is normal procedure. There's a whole concept for that: "normalization of deviancy".
Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (uZcbJ)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (P4Pk9)
No, their line of attack is that fraud is normal.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: ziggggyeeee at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (AsMdZ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 11:31 AM (hku12)
I always thought they should do a follow-up bit where Tom Cruise buys the factory, and sits in his office saying, "See? I'm not a fudge packer anymore! I have employees who do it for me!" So the boys can respond, "I guess Tom Cruise likes getting his fudge packed."
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (Bs26G)
See, this is why you and I don't work for Matt and Trey. They seem to know when to milk a joke only so far, and when to, as Lindsey Graham might say, pound it into the ground.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (hku12)
And this is why the left always wins in the long run.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (22mNy)
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You're looking at it wrong.
The politicians are expected to get in line on the D side.
The people are expected to get in line on the R side.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (jm8wA)
I'm surprised so many are ready and willing to believe a legacy media attack on a reliably conservative congressman who was maimed while serving in the US military. My standard of proof is higher than "he's being dumped on because he won't knuckle under and support Biden"
Posted by: Best-selling author-elect Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (hYcqw)
Yeah, not very quintessential TZ even though it's considered a classic.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (DtLu3)
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Yes. This may act as a form of functional term limits. I like it.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (Zmnko)
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His support for red flag laws is an instant disqualifier. It speaks to his perspective that fundamental rights such as due process, burden of proof, and so forth are negotiable.
Red flag laws are not prone to abuse....they ARE the abuse.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (AwPyG)
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Un-named anonymous sources say?
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (22mNy)
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She said the ridiculous price points were b/c they weren't using slave labor.
Which is funny, b/c she's essentially arguing against the best excuse for Globalism.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2020 11:53 AM (3aI0K)
But other than that...
Sure would like to read the Acceptance Test Procedures for that vaccine!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (Kt1w/)
We Americans got 99 problems but RushLimbaugh aint one of them.
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (umBCo)
Shit, they cost $25.......
Fuck Biden. Fuck Democrats.
Fuck liberals.
I hope you die.....painfully.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (rpbg1)
Night Call was one of the most memorable for me. Matheson wrote that one.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (DnZbI)
Posted by: Dempsy
Dude. Seriously?
I, (Dempsy), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.
Missed the location part, but Im here to learn
Posted by: Dempsy at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (VqySH)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (DqECB)
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"It's science" says ARS.
It's bullshit. Sorkin doesn;t even understand the meaning of the word "science". He literally cannot cite a single reputable (and repeatable) experimental result supporting his view.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (szqvX)
Gabriel Sterling, a Republican and Georgia's voting system
implementation manager, told Lead Stories during a phone call on
December 3, 2020 that what can be seen on the video is normal procedure
and nothing looks "bizarre or odd."
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (szqvX)
All of that voter fraud you see is perfectly normal. Now stop asking questions about it comrades.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (DqECB)
The rumor is that two former Epstein girls are now US Senators.
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (AwPyG)
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Un-named anonymous sources say?
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (22mNy)
Dianne Feinstein? Mitt Romney?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 04, 2020 11:47 AM (DtLu3)
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Yes. This may act as a form of functional term limits. I like it.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 12:01 PM (4+gTH)
Not in Sitka or Anchorage but Barrow.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (AiZBA)
this confirms it
also FTR I always read Lin Wood as saying - tell the GA candidates they must support Trump's audit/ investigation if they want our vote - but somehow ppl* morphed that into "Lin Wood says don't vote for the GA candidates!"
*ppl - probably the Left morphed it
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (nUhF0)
I know the law doesn't matter, but that is just begging for a "disproportionate impact" suit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 04, 2020 12:00 PM (hYcqw)
SHUT.UP! they explained.
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (bDqIh)
I have no doubt that the dogs have been and are actively in the presence of somebody else who trains and gives tasks to them. The dogs need to have "jobs" or they get neurotic. They're too smart to just sit around and stare at Joe all day.
They'll do it for a while - if it's a job - so a few of them as service animals makes perfect sense. They do a 4 or 6 hour shift, then get relieved, go off and have a romp with their real master.
Posted by: clutch cargo Guaranteed 100% Lubricant Free at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (L8ADy)
Now, the Georgia election fraud people are telling the media "do not believe your lying eyes"
Gabriel Sterling, a Republican and Georgia's voting system
implementation manager, told Lead Stories during a phone call on
December 3, 2020 that what can be seen on the video is normal procedure
and nothing looks "bizarre or odd."
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (szqvX)
All of that voter fraud you see is perfectly normal. Now stop asking questions about it comrades.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (DqECB)
So tell us about the water main break.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at December 04, 2020 12:04 PM (EgshT)
It's bullshit.
Sorkin doesn;t even understand the meaning of the word "science". He
literally cannot cite a single reputable (and repeatable) experimental
result supporting his view.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 12:03 PM (szqvX)
The left uses science like it uses racism. It's their fallback when they are losing or have no clue as to what they are talking about.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 12:04 PM (DqECB)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:45 AM (22mNy)
I"m going to try to be polite as I can to this piece of shit.
Rush Limbaugh has raised incredible amounts of money for various military chairites, including The Fisher House, Marine Toys for Tots, The Marine , Law Enforcement Foundation, Tunnels To Towers. He annually raises record amounts of money for the Lymphoma Society on radio at his annual telethon. His items on his sale page go 100% to Law Enforcement family charities. His entire series of Children's Historical books, the Rush Revere books, were written to educate about the founding of this country and the constitution to both children and adults and are used in schools and in home schooling . The profits from the sales of those books went straight into law enforcement chairty.
I want to know what you are doing , asshole, besides lolling around on a blog all day, to do something with your vast fortune to promote the constitution.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2020 12:04 PM (CGdWK)
Posted by: EveR at December 04, 2020 12:04 PM (DsGxB)
Not one will tell you the last time it actually happened in Christmas
Very weird
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 04, 2020 11:50 AM (aO8Gd)
Just an FYI, looking around the time of the birth of Christ, the closest case of a Jupiter/Saturn pairing occurred (current calendar) Dec 5th, 6 B.C. Given the orbital periods of the two planets, the closest separation occurs approx. every 20 years...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at December 04, 2020 12:04 PM (ZSK0i)
I'm guessing she doesn't fly.
Just rolls after the perps.
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 12:05 PM (arJlL)
So that idiot slut Kamala Harris becomes President (and boy, has this become a stupid country).
So, who does she "nominate" to be her VP?
The phones are open, so call in and tell us what you think.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 04, 2020 12:05 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 04, 2020 12:05 PM (AHq56)
Just imagining a wet, naked Joe chasing a dog down an "alleyway" put me off my second cup of coffee.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at December 04, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
This makes perfect sense. The "pup" wanted him to throw the ball, and so ran away from him when he tried to get the ball, you know, the way dogs run away when they want you to throw the ball they're holding.
Biden ran after him in his birthday suit, dripping wet, grabbed the pup's tail, and tripped on a rug.
Sure. I bet that's exactly what happened.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 12:06 PM (ji2jZ)
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At least it wasn't otters.
I'm pretty sure I saw Roger Rabbit more than 30 years ago so I don't remember details ... other than Jessica.
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (AHq56)
I should watch it again sometime soon. Just to see how the animation holds up.
It's a great scene, Roger and Eddie are hiding behind a false wall, because it's a former speakeasy, and the bad guy, Judge whatever, has weasels as his henchmen, and they know Roger is in there, and Eddie thinks they're safe, because the false wall is well hidden. But no, the Judge starts doing the "Shave and a haircut" knock, and Eddie thinks it's dumb. But there's Roger, shaking and sweating like a junkie sitting in front of a mount of smack, and he's desperately trying not to snort the whole damn thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 12:06 PM (hku12)
and nothing looks "bizarre or odd."
I'd like to pin him down on that. Since when, how long has this been going on under you and your predecessors' direction?
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 12:06 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 12:07 PM (+AASJ)
Gabriel Sterling, a Republican and Georgia's voting system
implementation manager, told Lead Stories during a phone call on
December 3, 2020 that what can be seen on the video is normal procedure
and nothing looks "bizarre or odd."
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at December 04, 2020 11:56 AM (szqvX)
He is blackmailed/compromised.
DNI Radcliff made it clear many elected officials are blackmailed and compromised by China.
I wonder when he will release his report pursuant to EO13848 about fact findings concerning foreign interference in the Nov 3rd election. He has 45 days to complete one from the 3rd.
then the real fun starts.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 12:07 PM (R1LMN)
The phones are open, so call in and tell us what you think.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 04, 2020 12:05 PM (vcOmj)
Stacey Abrams,
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 12:07 PM (ji2jZ)
Some say Trump's speech the other day was just that ..."do the right thing, or we fix it the hard way, and you won't like that".
idk, I hope so. But the left and DeepState are not given to becoming patriotic just because they are given "stern warnings".
Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2020 12:07 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Asshoes
I usually agree with you but Rush has given millions to a Leukemia and Lymphonma society. It was something he did every year for a decade? Or more. He has given millions to the children and familys of fallen first responders and military vets-through a society that does not take a dime for their own costs. He has authored a series of childrens books to tell the true stories of the countrys founding and try to change the brain washing the children get in school. He has had Trump host his show for 3 hours, he has interviewed Trump/Pence to let them get out the word....
Is he right about everything? No. But I do not think it is an act. And he has donated millions to various causes, you are wrong about that.
Posted by: MikeM at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (IKT63)
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That's great he did that.
But I'm talking about funding candidates or even better creating organizations like ACORN to register voters, mobilize voters, etc. He could have been a Soros for the right with the hundreds of millions he made over his career.
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 12:07 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 12:07 PM (+AASJ)
Not one will tell you the last time it actually happened in Christmas
==
well, Christmas didn't actually happen in Christmas
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 12:07 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 12:07 PM (87oRe)
The picture of him showering with the dog isn't doing much for me, either.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 12:08 PM (z36Kd)
The demoncrat party is the party of gun grabbers and abortion. That's their price of admission. The dems recently primaried their last prolife US Representative, Dan Lipinski of Illinois. So they DO turn on each other when one of their principles is on the line.
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at December 04, 2020 12:08 PM (oGBso)
See @Redsteeve's response to this:
https://tinyurl.com/y4vbu3oh
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
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Doesn't that disproportionately punish people with less money who want to engage in the legal act of firearm ownership and without any hypothetical public health benefit like sin taxes are supposed to have?
I know the law doesn't matter, but that is just begging for a "disproportionate impact" suit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Yeah. If they can't afford a $7 state id to vote...
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 12:09 PM (SMh/7)
So Kamala has nothing to worry about on that score.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 12:09 PM (ji2jZ)
Not one will tell you the last time it actually happened in Christmas
==
well, Christmas didn't actually happen in Christmas
Posted by: preznit select vmom
And the Holland Tunnel doesn't take ya to Holland.
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 12:09 PM (arJlL)
Rush Limbaugh IS a one-man vote mobilizer. He's doing what he's best at.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 12:10 PM (Gjku9)
Discuss.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 12:02 PM (Kt1w/)
War
If Biden is allowed to take power, it is due to illegal fraud and we owe no allegiance to a government installed illegally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Trump WON, buy guns at December 04, 2020 12:10 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 12:08 PM (z36Kd)
It WOULD, however, explain why the dog ran away.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2020 12:10 PM (ji2jZ)
Not one will tell you the last time it actually happened in Christmas
800 years ago back in the 1200's
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 12:10 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Asshoes at December 04, 2020 11:59 AM (22mNy)
As is evidenced by them crushing dissent at all times?
Need a better take on the left.
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at December 04, 2020 12:10 PM (+2xjH)
Newsweek mentions Inverse. Which says:
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Mathews says that during this 6 B.C. planetary alignment the sun, Jupiter, the moon and Saturn where all in the part of the sky known as Aries. Meanwhile, Venus was right next door in Pisces, while Mercury and Mars were on the other side in Taurus. He also believes that an alignment of this sort is likely to never happen again -- he ran calculations for the next 500,000 years and a similar alignment never came up.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 04, 2020 12:11 PM (aO8Gd)
1. The Rover is a good semi post apocalyptic movie that takes place in Australia. Most realistic scenario I've seen in these type movies.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 04, 2020 11:46 AM (m/vQu)
I have mixed feelings about that one. The overall premise and especially the ending are brilliant. But I found it to be kind of forgettable overall. And I REALLY like the ending.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2020 12:12 PM (EGyGV)
Oh, no. She doesn't call the dog "Willie", does she?
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2020 12:12 PM (Gjku9)
By people telling them "you're doing dumb things."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Keep praying, keep fighting, keep your head up, and keep your flag flying at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM (Kt1w/)
There's some space between "You're doing dumb things" and "Fuck You, you treasonous crypto-commie bastard, we're gonna bring war to your front door!".
Posted by: Allie at December 04, 2020 12:12 PM (vmRc0)
The phones are open, so call in and tell us what you think.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 04, 2020 12:05 PM (vcOmj)
Stacey Abrams, waddle come on down!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Hillary.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 12:13 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 12:14 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2020 11:21 AM (Bs26G)
was that the one where Tom won't come out of one of the kid's closet and Travolta goes in the closet after him?
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2020 11:58 AM (8D42x)
Two different episodes. The first was all about Scientology, and the other was from the episode "200" that ended up getting censored and banned because it depicted Mohammed and because of Kyle's speech about threatening violence to stifle criticism of your religion. You can go back and watch all the old South Park episodes but not 200.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 04, 2020 12:14 PM (Bs26G)
Posted by: Heels Up'S Butterdog at December 04, 2020 12:14 PM (+LJgi)
blog all day, to do something with your vast fortune to promote the
constitution.
+1
Posted by: That guy who always says... at December 04, 2020 12:15 PM (EgshT)
So that idiot slut Kamala Harris becomes President (and boy, has this become a stupid country).
So, who does she "nominate" to be her VP?
The phones are open, so call in and tell us what you think.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 04, 2020 12:05 PM (vcOmj)
Ayanna Pressley.
She's the only member of the Squad that is currently eligible to be President.
Posted by: Allie at December 04, 2020 12:15 PM (vmRc0)
Firm That Conducted 'Audit' of Georgia Voting Machines Has Long History With Dominion
Epoch Times, Jeff Carlson
https://tinyurl.com/yyypshzu
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 04, 2020 12:15 PM (N0If5)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 12:16 PM (axyOa)
So, who does she "nominate" to be her VP?
The phones are open, so call in and tell us what you think.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 04, 2020 12:05 PM (vcOmj)
Stacey Abrams, waddle come on down!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Hillary.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2020 12:13 PM (SMh/7)
Only if KamelToe has a death wish.
On the other hand, it'll be fun to watch the knife fighting between The Tank, KamelToe and Frau Gruppencankles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2020 12:17 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Debbie Boone at December 04, 2020 12:17 PM (+LJgi)
Posted by: The Diary of Biden's Dog at December 04, 2020 12:19 PM (l6b3d)
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Just don't ask for a mulled wine at Nick's. He seems touchy about that...
Posted by: Clarence at December 04, 2020 12:22 PM (DMQdU)
and lol
https://tinyurl.com/y58dpyhj
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 12:22 PM (R1LMN)
Posted by: Kurt at December 04, 2020 12:22 PM (5EEC1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2020 12:23 PM (7DzWP)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2020 12:25 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 12:28 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at December 04, 2020 11:55 AM
They didn't overcook the breast, did they? Of course they did. America. 1960s.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 04, 2020 12:31 PM (ejd/p)
There's story lines and feuds and long term revenge plots but when all is said and done they ALL are working towards the same goals: to keep getting elected (because of all the perks and great parties for no work when it comes to Congress).
To fool the fans into thinking it's all real so they keep coming back and paying for it.
The continuation of the entire scam so they all get paid.
It's really as simple as that. I've found that many Republicans are really Democrats but either can't get elected or there's one position they have to take that they can't because of a long history against it.
Lots of Republicans do this. Bloomberg is one good example. The Dems wouldn't back him cause he was too rich so he went Republican to get his foot in the door. Then he flipped. There's a bunch of other examples that are very clear. Most all the others are the same but keep it quiet.
It's all talk. They have one goal and that's to keep getting elected. They help each other out to do that and sometimes they have to take a fall but they'll get some cushy civilian job. Probably with some liberal company.
Just reading Wikipedia on all your favorite republicans is a revelation. Probably more than half started out working for Democrats.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2020 12:36 PM (cEeb1)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 12:40 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 04, 2020 12:44 PM (Y6UV7)
Iowa has never forgiven Minnesota for that one.
Posted by: creeper at December 04, 2020 11:35 AM (XxJt1)
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Well, I've been spending plenty of time in Iowa lately, so Karma?
Posted by: Floyd, of Rosedale at December 04, 2020 12:50 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: MLCross at December 04, 2020 01:02 PM (+Cufz)
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2020 01:59 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: deadrody at December 04, 2020 02:19 PM (V9901)
man who sold more records in the 50's than anyone but THE KING
Hint = Love Letters in the sand
Posted by: an ol exJarhead at December 04, 2020 08:13 PM (TWSxo)
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