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Time To Party Like It's 1773!
[Long Running Fool]
On December 16th, in honor of those Bostonians who dressed like Indians (and thus committed a terrible hate crime) who had the audacity to dump King George's tea into Boston Harbor rather than pay the King's tax, I will be holding a Mask-Burning Party, my place, at 6:30 PM PDT. If there are any morons/moronettes nearby (SE Washington State), drop me an email and I'll send directions.
The colonists protested taxation without representation and the suspension of their rights as British subjects. Me, I'm not protesting a damn thing. I AM asserting my rights as a free American citizen. I have the right to free speech and the right to peacefully assemble. These are not rights conferred by government, nor are they rights the government can revoke; they are granted to me by a power greater than the government. I intend to exercise my rights fully, despite the unconstitutional edicts of Governor Inslee. I further assert that I have the right to pursue happiness - and the non-scientific twaddle about masks gives me the sads. So, I'm going to burn some of mine in my front yard. That will make me happier. I'm inviting friends, all three of them, neighbors, and random passers-by. The only people not invited? Well, the petty tyrants, of course. And, those folks who are in the danger zone for the WuFlu - elderly, one foot on a banana peel, the other in the casket. We're Americans - we're capable of good judgment. (Most of the time and when it counts, that is.) This flu is dangerous to one group. Toast us from afar, please, and we'll return the compliment. If you can't make it to my Mask-Burning Party, I understand. Wednesday nights are a tough party night, and I live in the middle of nowhere, the epitome of fly-over, drive-around, you can't get here territory. So, consider having party of your own. The Boston Tea Party wasn't the only event of its kind - there were similar splashes up and down the Eastern Seaboard. Go wild, have your own party, laugh at the progs, remind them of who and what you are . Ornery. Independent. Americans.Joining me? Holding your own party and want to swap pictures and video?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 06:09 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: runningrn at December 04, 2020 06:09 PM (0m9h7)
Oh yeah, baby!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 06:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 06:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 06:10 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: runningrn at December 04, 2020 06:10 PM (0m9h7)
Posted by: Henry at December 04, 2020 06:10 PM (Zl2DS)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:10 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 06:10 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 06:10 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2020 06:10 PM (nakwk)
Hot tub party at Insoms!
Masks optional!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:11 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Henry at December 04, 2020 06:11 PM (Zl2DS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2020 06:11 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 06:11 PM (mht8P)
What we really need to do is coordinate millions of us to stop wearing the masks, open our businesses and get back to life.
If enough of us ignore their mandates, they can't enforce it. But if we do it onesy, twosy, we will be divided and they can bring the force of law down on the few.
Many means more of us have a chance.
Posted by: SkylerKat at December 04, 2020 06:12 PM (SXIn9)
Posted by: Insomniac
Was it back in the 90's when there were places where you could rent hot tubs by the hour?
I couldn't come up with a more disgusting, sickening idea.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: JT at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ward at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (nzKWW)
I'd rather have a hot tub party. But first I need to get a hot tub.
Posted by: Insomniac
Was it back in the 90's when there were places where you could rent hot tubs by the hour?
I couldn't come up with a more disgusting, sickening idea.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Rvt8
Being the filter cleaner...
Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (bCLt0)
I found an empty house in my neighborhood,
I knew that we shouldn't but I thought we could.
Knew it wouldn't be hard to slide into the backyard,
Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard.
We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (R/m4+)
I couldn't come up with a more disgusting, sickening idea.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Rvt8
There was a company on shark tank that advertised renting pools by the hour, which sounds nearly as disgusting to me.
Like I wouldn't want to rent out my pool by the hour, nor would I went to go to a pool that was rented out by the hour.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:14 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2020 06:15 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Miklos sez PARTAYY at December 04, 2020 06:15 PM (QzkSJ)
" Let It Burn" doesn't really work, does it?
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (bCLt0)
Has to be, "Make it Burn"
Posted by: Radio Control Ready For Action at December 04, 2020 06:15 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:16 PM (axyOa)
Wear the candles on head, then use to burn mask.
grammy? grammy here?
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:16 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:16 PM (bCLt0)
I couldn't come up with a more disgusting, sickening idea.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Rvt8
Place not to far from me does that...oasis hot tub gardens. No, never been there
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 04, 2020 06:17 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:18 PM (bCLt0)
Mebbe in front of several Governor's residences?
Bring a few bras, and US flags, just so the communists and insurrectionists understand what we're doing (but NOT to burn the US flag...). Huh. How about Pantifa flag...?
Posted by: Flyover... at December 04, 2020 06:18 PM (Rbu5d)
So I should just burn them?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:18 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 06:18 PM (jOGhJ)
Was it back in the 90's when there were places where you could rent hot tubs by the hour?
I couldn't come up with a more disgusting, sickening idea.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Rvt8
Place not to far from me does that...oasis hot tub gardens. No, never been there
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 04, 2020 06:17 PM (/6GbT)
I would never sleep in a bed at a hotel that rents by the hour either. Then again, I wouldn't RENT a room from a place that rents by the hour.
Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 06:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 04, 2020 06:17 PM (/6GbT)
Oh. That seems less gross. Like a public hot tub that you paid money to use, and presumably has people walking around making sure nothing untoward is happening?
There's a bar like that in NYC, it has a pool and hot tubs. You pay an entrance fee. Never been, but I mean -- not much different then being a member of a country club, right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:19 PM (UPoLF)
The majority of their colonial fellows were apathetic. Some were even sympathetic to the crown. Our founding fathers dragged their neighbors' lazy butts over the finish line and then handed them power to govern themselves (the ultimate payback). No wonder they wrote about the dangers of the "tyranny of the majority."
So yeah, I am all for partying like it's 1773.
What did our founders do in the face of a tyrannical and oppressive government? Did they privately grumble? No, on the contrary they publicly grumbled. And when they won Independence they enshrined in our Constitution the right to do what they did, because they knew the day may come when their new government would turn oppressive. They wanted to ensure the freedom and EASE for the people to meet and publicly rile each other up to action against THEM.
They were amazing, weren't they?
We owe it to them to do what they did.
They assembled. They debated. They riled each other up. And when the time came they dressed up like Elizabeth Warren and dumped tea into the harbor.
Today our government is acting like George III. It's time people respond accordingly...
Posted by: pmurT at December 04, 2020 06:19 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:09 PM
Hear! Hear! Know Your Rights - The Clash
https://tinyurl.com/y2yg4ndt
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 06:19 PM (5FCda)
I couldn't come up with a more disgusting, sickening idea.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Rvt8
Sounds like it could benefit from that fancy holodeck technology for removing residual proteins...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 06:19 PM (L106N)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 06:20 PM (AiZBA)
Gonorrhea Soup.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:18 PM (Y8GVo)
With a bit of yeasty crust on top. Just like French Onion Soup...
Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 06:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 06:20 PM (946rW)
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:21 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 06:21 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 06:21 PM (jOGhJ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 04, 2020 06:17 PM
dude...we're practically neighbors...that place is about twenty minutes from my AO
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Dave at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (mXUCw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 06:11 PM (mht8P)
We're gonna need a shitload of dimes.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (axyOa)
government? Did they privately grumble? No, on the contrary they
publicly grumbled.
"Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death!"
! This Claim About Liberty Is Disputed
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (jOGhJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (DUIap)
You a regular there, too?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Zeera I should be writing right now at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (zUdXR)
Then again, I wouldn't RENT a room from a place that rents by the hour.
I don't trust even nicer hotels that rent by the night.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at December 04, 2020 06:23 PM (Qc+Wp)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 04, 2020 06:24 PM (ch6++)
patriots with the stubbornness and fortitude to fight the world's most efficient military barefoot in the snow with dwindling ammo.
Posted by: pmurT at December 04, 2020 06:19 PM
we'll have better boots this time...
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:24 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 06:24 PM (HDhso)
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:24 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:24 PM (DUIap)
Except for the croc devotees amongst us. They will say they are comfortable though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 06:25 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 06:25 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: Ward at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (nzKWW)
I used to compare it to being trapped in the back seat of a car with a lunatic behind the wheel and heading for the cliff. Trump was our attempt to push the lunatic aside and get control of the wheel. Now the lunatics are back in the driver's seat, I'm convinced that nothing will change until it crashes.
Reading Jacques Barzun's tome "From Dawn to Decadence" has made me more philosophical and less depressed about the prospect though. Barzun was convinced that Western Civ took its' huge wrong turn with WWI and has been headed for the crash ever since. He said we are definitely in decadent times and the decadent period might go on a while before the crash, but he thought eventually there would be a renewal - if for no other reason but boredom. Human beings always eventually get bored with the status quo.
I don't know why more people aren't bored with the damn SJW, PC crap now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 04, 2020 06:25 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:26 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Naked Joe at December 04, 2020 06:26 PM (WOYcU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2020 06:26 PM (eprYe)
impressive
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:26 PM (nUhF0)
It's a Spiritual Gift!!! Or maybe not.
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:27 PM (bCLt0)
BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Michigan State Judge orders forensic inspection of Antrim County election machines, and prohibits the destruction of evidence relating to the 2020 election. #StopTheSteaI
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)
I don't know why more people aren't bored with the damn SJW, PC crap now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 04, 2020 06:25 PM (HabA/)
In my estimation it's largely when non-viable groups die out. In Europe it was the Christians who survived because they did things like have families and children.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 06:27 PM (Zm+LZ)
impressive
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:26 PM (nUhF0)
He has a gift.
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 06:27 PM (zr5Kq)
I couldn't come up with a more disgusting, sickening idea.
Posted by: Tonypete
I lived across the street from one in the '80s.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 06:27 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 06:28 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:28 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:28 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (bCLt0)
Then again, I wouldn't RENT a room from a place that rents by the hour.
I don't trust even nicer hotels that rent by the night.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (+ya+t)
So... you only stay in hotels that rent by the week? Month?
It's just one of those things, if you stay in a hotel, the bed is going to have experienced some unspeakable things you might not want to know about.
You can either sleep on it, or take your chances in your car.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2020 06:27 PM (zr5Kq)
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Not quite the term I would use.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (bCLt0)
So if things get uncomfortable we might get some changes? Hmmmm.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 06:28 PM (D7mIA)
A la Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (HDhso)
seat of a car with a lunatic behind the wheel and heading for the cliff.
Trump was our attempt to push the lunatic aside and get control of the
wheel. Now the lunatics are back in the driver's seat, I'm convinced
that nothing will change until it crashes.
Reading Jacques Barzun's tome "From Dawn to Decadence" has made me
more philosophical and less depressed about the prospect though. Barzun
was convinced that Western Civ took its' huge wrong turn with WWI and
has been headed for the crash ever since. He said we are definitely in
decadent times and the decadent period might go on a while before the
crash, but he thought eventually there would be a renewal - if for no
other reason but boredom. Human beings always eventually get bored with
the status quo.
I don't know why more people aren't bored with the damn SJW, PC crap now.
Posted by: DonnaV at December 04, 2020 06:25 PM (HabA/)
I still have faith Donna. SCOTUS can and will step in. Our republic is in cardiac arrest and 5 conservative justices hold the paddles to the shock cart. They know that it will be literal war if the ballot box is meaningless.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (nUhF0)
You can either sleep on it, or take your chances in your car.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (hku12)
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And this, right here, is why I wish to buy an RV.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (bCLt0)
So far.
If Trump fails, which faction of the demtards takes control? or do they just outsource to CHYna?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:31 PM (6vHcr)
There was one of those in SLC during the 1980's. Prostitutes frequented that establishment.
Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 06:31 PM (gmo/4)
Fuck him and the swayback mule he refuses to ride away on .
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:31 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:32 PM (axyOa)
to have experienced some unspeakable things you might not want to know
about.
You can either sleep on it, or take your chances in your car.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (hku12)
Or, buy a lightweight bivy sack
Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 06:32 PM (gmo/4)
It will be up to Us.
It's always been up to Us.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:31 PM (6vHcr)
The Last of Us
Posted by: Joel at December 04, 2020 06:32 PM (R1LMN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 06:28 PM (D7mIA)
Consumme?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 06:32 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 06:32 PM (ztzef)
It's always been up to Us.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Right now it's a powder keg. Someone or something is going to light the fuse.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:33 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (02b6n)
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China will be running things, as Biden is pretty much owned by the CCP.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:33 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:33 PM (6vHcr)
I would never sleep in a bed at a hotel that rents by the hour either.
Then again, I wouldn't RENT a room from a place that rents by the hour.
I don't trust even nicer hotels that rent by the night.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 06:22 PM (+ya+t)
So... you only stay in hotels that rent by the week? Month?
It's just one of those things, if you stay in a hotel, the bed is
going to have experienced some unspeakable things you might not want to
know about.
You can either sleep on it, or take your chances in your car.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (hku12)
When I travel, I stay in rooms where the maids have had a chance to change the bedsheets.
Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 06:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 06:33 PM (9sWOw)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2020 06:34 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Frinkliner at December 04, 2020 06:34 PM (ojJ9i)
People are still too comfortable, I think.
Posted by: tubal
As long as the shelves are stocked, Amazon is delivering and Netflix is streaming nothing will happen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2020 06:34 PM (63Dwl)
You can either sleep on it, or take your chances in your car.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (hku12)
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And this, right here, is why I wish to buy an RV.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)
I can be fairly disgusting my own self, so then we're left with the dilemma. Do I sleep on the hotel bed, knowing I'm not the one who has to clean it up, or do I drive my hotel room along with me, knowing nobody else's stank has been on the bed, but I gotta clean up after me?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (hku12)
___
But we can fine you, and soon jail you, for using them.
Posted by: American law enforcement in 2020 at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (Ojki1)
Speaking of newt the fat cocksucker...
ever notice the "Republicans" save their nastiest tone only for us?
Think on that for tonight.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (6vHcr)
https://tinyurl.com/yy8cs4nc
Posted by: Bert G at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (OMsf+)
Thank you G-d for this calzone.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 06:32 PM (ztzef)
A friend and I had an ongoing correspondence regarding calzones and when we thought we found the best in the world. The other would then try to travel to that place to try it and then we would compare notes. Haven't talked to him in a while.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2020 06:34 PM (4thlk)
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Sandpaper and Sriracha.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:36 PM (WEBkv)
It's just one of those things, if you stay in a hotel, the bed is
going to have experienced some unspeakable things you might not want to
know about.
You can either sleep on it, or take your chances in your car.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:29 PM (hku12)
When I travel, I stay in rooms where the maids have had a chance to change the bedsheets.
Posted by: jim at December 04, 2020 06:33 PM (ynpvh)
I would hope so. I don't want to be the one who has to rip the police tape off the door.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)
And drive state to state?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:36 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 06:28 PM (D7mIA)
Consumme?
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 06:32 PM (l6b3d)
Hey, eat me too, buddy.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM (hku12)
And this, right here, is why I wish to buy an RV.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM
and raise rabbits?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM (DUIap)
You never hear a "Republican" get angry and indignant at a Democrat/Leftist, even when the Leftist did or said something truly vile.
But these "Republicans" sure do get "curt" and nasty when rebuking us (or PDT). Funny how that side only comes out for us, their supporters and voters.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM (6vHcr)
https://tinyurl.com/yy8cs4nc
--
The only solution is one that involving sending in these imbecilic city council members instead of cops. Let them start getting picked off. They deserve it fully.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM (O+I8R)
*sets up the Hadrian the Seventh Toll Booth*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2020 06:11 PM (mht8P)
https://youtu.be/Xw8hcXBA7X4
McGyver, out
Posted by: McGyver at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (rJ1YP)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)
And drive state to state?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:36 PM (t+qrx)
You are allowed to do that? No papers?- That thing that guy in that movie said.
Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (gmo/4)
I've been fortunate to have always had a place to live of my own. If I have to stay in a hotel I bring my sleeping bag.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (+ya+t)
Brilliant.
Posted by: The worst lawyers at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (XnHXY)
Calzones are very sacred things indeed.
You can't beat a good calzone or a whore.
This calzone is good though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (ztzef)
These people are liars. They are all liars.
Trust no one.
Posted by: pmurT at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (ojwvu)
I couldn't come up with a more disgusting, sickening idea.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 04, 2020 06:13 PM (Rvt8
Apparently there is a (yes, singular) pool in Japan used in a ton of their pron videos.
Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (7moj5)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (hku12)
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But, if you don't clean up after yourself, you know it's you, and not some stranger you didn't clean up after.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (WEBkv)
these imbecilic city council members instead of cops. Let them start
getting picked off. They deserve it fully.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM
To be fair, she wasn't sent in lieu of cops. But her organization was completely onboard with all of the defund the police nonsense.
Posted by: Bert G at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (4NtsG)
ever notice the "Republicans" save their nastiest tone only for us?
Think on that for tonight.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (6vHcr)
What did Newt do? I thought he was on our side!
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (y7DUB)
these imbecilic city council members instead of cops. Let them start
getting picked off. They deserve it fully.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM
To be fair, she wasn't sent in lieu of cops. But her organization was completely onboard with all of the defund the police nonsense.
Posted by: Bert G at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (OMsf+)
Ok so this is the good news, what's the bad news?
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (Zm+LZ)
; -)
Posted by: Adriane the Build Arthur C. Clarke's ARGUS Array ... Beyond Saturn Critic ... at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (4thlk)
politicians. We don't need to go boiling hot tar, we all civilized and
shit now.
Lowe's has 5 gallon buckets of the roofing stuff. It stays sticky and fluid without heating.
Grab one of those a pressure-treated 4x4 for a rail, rip open a pillow and you're all set.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (Y8GVo)
--
Hmm, something about karma comes to mind.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:40 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM (DUIap)
I would like to have seen Montana.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:40 PM (t+qrx)
https://tinyurl.com/yy8cs4nc
Posted by: Bert G at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (OMsf+)
Social workers are ill equipped to deal with violent clients. My hospital even exempted them from the training in handling physical violence and only had them take verbal de-escalation training. All the medical/nursing/nursing assistants and techs had to spend plenty of time proving we could defend ourselves and restrain violent patients. This was a very stupid choice
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 06:40 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 04, 2020 06:40 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM (DUIap)
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And pet them and name them George and Georgina.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:40 PM (WEBkv)
Another thought I recently had:
President Trump is the only president in my lifetime who has ever thanked his supporters. I never heard another president do that. None of them.
Often times at rallies, someone yells out, "We love you!" to President Trump, and he'll pause and say likewise.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:40 PM (6vHcr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)
And drive state to state?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:36 PM (t+qrx)
Yes. Next stop: Hawaii.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:40 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Naked Joe at December 04, 2020 06:40 PM (WOYcU)
Or some strangers dog.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 06:40 PM (+ya+t)
Newt Gingrich@newtgingrich
Lin Wood voted for and donated to
Democratic candidates for years, including former president Barack Obama
and Sen. Perdue's 2014 opponent.
Forget the content. Admire the timing.
I
don't give a fuck who Lin Wood donated to. He is standing up for
America and Donald Trump when we need him while fat fuck Noot hides in
his pedophile-closet.
Fuck this big-headed Chinacrat motherfucker.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:41 PM (Y8GVo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (7moj5)
Chicago-style pizza is a failed calzone.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:41 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 06:41 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (hku12)
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But, if you don't clean up after yourself, you know it's you, and not some stranger you didn't clean up after.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (WEBkv)
I like those hotel rooms where, as soon as you open the door your eyes slightly burn from the smell of bleach.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:41 PM (hku12)
What did Newt do? I thought he was on our side!
Posted by: Captain Hate
He went after Lin Wood. But Newt's anger was directed towards Us, not Lin Wood.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:41 PM (6vHcr)
Lowe's has 5 gallon buckets of the roofing stuff. It stays sticky and fluid without heating.
Grab one of those a pressure-treated 4x4 for a rail, rip open a pillow and you're all set.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM
methinks the "hot" part of the tar & feathering process adds a special something to the process
but, I'm a traditionalist like that
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:41 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (4thlk)
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Which means you're on board with the sandpaper and Sriracha idea?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (WEBkv)
1. broken glass common man voters - we know who we are and how far we're willing to go
2. Trump supporters - guys like Newt, Hannity, Cotton, etc. These guys will say the right things, but they're still playing the "we gotta stop the radical agenda!" as though we haven't stepped over a red line already
3. the outright traitors - your Mitt Romney types, both in public (Mitt) and private (Mitch)
How many are in category 3? If you counted every single republican in the country that either didn't vote for Trump or who is ready to toss him to the wolves, you've got maybe a million.
How many in category 2? Let's peg the number at maybe 20 million. Maybe 30 million.
How many in category 3? The rest of us.
How many voted for Trump? 75 million maybe.
That's a lot of millions.
Posted by: pmurT at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: Cicero kid. Thursday hangover hell at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (7fjOm)
Lin Wood voted for and donated to
Democratic candidates for years, including former president Barack Obama
and Sen. Perdue's 2014 opponent.
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And Newt sat on a couch with Nancy Pelosi and slobbered over climate change.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (O+I8R)
Walla Walla is in SE Washington State.
Home of the Washington State Penitentiary.
Ahhh...just what cellblock you in OB that allows mask burning?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: BurtTC
Pinesol FTW
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (4thlk)
Under which rock do you currently reside?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: jeff at December 04, 2020 06:43 PM (J2JqR)
we are discussing bodily fluids?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 06:41 PM (GIeIM)
No, usually by the time you get in there everything's dried up.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: jeff at December 04, 2020 06:43 PM (J2JqR)
Your skin color?
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 06:43 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (Y8GVo)
Noooooooooo!
Posted by: Mike Lindell at December 04, 2020 06:43 PM (zI9dG)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:43 PM (DUIap)
That (above) was Newt's second nasty tweet about Lin Wood. The first tweet about Lin Wood was directly aimed at Us, the stupid idiot Republican voters straying off the reservation.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:43 PM (6vHcr)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2020 06:39
oh, a truster
next, cream pie
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 06:44 PM (GIeIM)
we are discussing bodily fluids?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 04, 2020 06:41 PM (GIeIM)
Day ending in Y at the HQ.
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BurtTC
Pinesol FTW
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (nUhF0)
Thanks for reminding me. Tomorrow is floor day. Gah.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:44 PM (hku12)
Posted by: John Dough at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:44 PM (hku12)
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Yes, those who are serious about their workouts do not skip floor day.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (O+I8R)
Never trusted him after that mask-dropping moment.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (y7DUB)
He's a member of the GoP tribe that's imploring the people that keep his tribe employed to keep doing that. Specifically, I think Newt said derogatory things about GA attorney Wood. He did that in response to Wood's statements concerning the Senate runoff and the lack of support Wood sees from GoP for Trump. It's what Newt would do. It was very predictable.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (OTzUX)
It's overrated, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: jeff at December 04, 2020 06:43 PM (J2JqR)
Because city managers are nothing if not ironically funny bastards.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (hku12)
Posted by: menoichius at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (OAx4H)
And Newt sat on a couch with Nancy Pelosi and slobbered over climate change.
Posted by: Lady in Black
And you know? Even this is forgivable.
But we are in a damn battle for the Republic right now and what does Old Contract On America do?
Attacks one of the ONLY people standing up for Trump. And US.
So clarifying. Thank you Newt , you fat, self-important toad.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (Y8GVo)
Since when?
Posted by: Cicero kid. Thursday hangover hell at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (7fjOm)
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Wednesday night was always "ladies night" when I was in college. Packed nuts to butts. Also, "get off my lawn!"
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (4+gTH)
Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (6vHcr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:30 PM (WEBkv)
And drive state to state?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:36 PM (t+qrx)
You are allowed to do that? No papers?- That thing that guy in that movie said.
Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (gmo/4)
While I have no desire to send Comrade Bezos any money, I wonder if I ought to add this to my list of DVDs to grab before they are Canceled.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (02b6n)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (OTzUX)
Alito doesn't seem like a run the clock kind of guy
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ward at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (nzKWW)
It's overrated, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (t+qrx)
I agree. It's not my favorite hot sauce.
It's good in some dressings / marinades though.
But it lacks the vinegar that makes me addicted to hot sauce.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: another piece of shit at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (MOtgW)
Get rid of it.
This one keeps coming back.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (6vHcr)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (nUhF0)
I love the smell of PineSol. I know, I know...weird.
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (cF8AT)
make sure it's a down opillow, otherwise you'll be tar and foaming
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM
the foam probably burns better (always thinkin' one step ahead), besides: where would you get an Irish o'pillow?
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (4NtsG)
That had me looking around the thread for a full-color poster featuring photos of bad lawyers!
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 06:48 PM (HDhso)
getting picked off. They deserve it fully.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:37 PM
To be fair, she wasn't sent in lieu of cops. But her organization was completely onboard with all of the defund the police nonsense.
Posted by: Bert G at December 04, 2020 06:39 PM (OMsf+)
And the never-going-to-leave-the-office supervisors are still all gung ho about.
Posted by: Bete at December 04, 2020 06:48 PM (Ojki1)
His name was Harrison Deal.
https://tinyurl.com/y6jv7f64
@JuliansRum
So Loeffler's staffer, Harrison Deal, was dating Gov Kemp's daughter.
Today he dies in a yet-to-be explained "accident" as damning evidence of fraud emerges in GA, and the day before Trump visits GA.
1. How did Deal die?
2. What did he know?
3. Was he going to talk?
(pics)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 06:48 PM (R1LMN)
Since when?
Posted by: Cicero kid. Thursday hangover hell at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (7fjOm)
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Wednesday night was always "ladies night" when I was in college. Packed nuts to butts. Also, "get off my lawn!"
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM
***
This.
Back when I was in kollege and in Pullman WA (also in SE Washington State) the drinking age in Idaho was 19. Wednesday night was ladies night at a great road house there. Ratskellers.
Damn...good times...good times...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:44 PM (hku12)
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Yes, those who are serious about their workouts do not skip floor day.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (WEBkv)
You laugh, but I'm serious.
I actually bought a second vacuum, so I have one for downstairs and one for upstairs, because even though I CAN drag the thing up or down, depending on where I used it last, I tend not to.
So... I'll do the vacuuming upstairs and tell myself "Oh, I'll take this down later." Meanwhile, two weeks later and it's still up there.
Nobody lies to me better than I do.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (XFW9X)
How do we give knives to everybody? The shivving is glorious!
Posted by: Antifa Ate My Homework at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (qRuf+)
3 Pence per pound.
Yes, we used to start a NEW F'n COUNTRY over a 3% Tax.
How about those gas taxes folks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (O+I8R)
Never trusted him after that mask-dropping moment.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (5FCda)
Ditto for Chris Christie's walk on the beach with Obama.
These people always tell us who they are, eventually.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:43 PM (6vHcr)
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I'm sure Kyle Rittenhouse and his family are now questioning Lin Wood's involvement with their legal matters now. Well stated, Newt!
Our betters can...
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (cF8AT)
Me too until pine sol led to my puppeh having seizures
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (cF8AT)
The smell of PineSol is very nostalgic for me. Reminds me of basic training. Hell, even the skivvies and wool socks we were issued at reception station smelled like PineSol.
Simpler times. Damn I'm old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (x8Wzq)
It's good in some dressings / marinades though.
But it lacks the vinegar that makes me addicted to hot sauce.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (UPoLF)
Vegetables. It far surpasses all others with vegetables. Aside from that...Tobasco FTW.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)
heh
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (HDhso)
Damn...good times...good times...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:48 PM (axyOa)
TCC, Tidewater Community Cafe... Weds night? PENNY PITCHER NIGHT.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 04, 2020 06:51 PM (ztzef)
Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
GEORGIA.
GA officials are pressing a judge to "lift an order that is BLOCKING officials from altering information in voting machines in three counties."
Election officials warn if they *don't* wipe the machines clean there could be *GRAVE AND SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES".
Posted by: IrishEi
Where have we heard this same exact excuse before?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:51 PM (6vHcr)
It's overrated, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (t+qrx)
Huy Fong's chili garlic paste is better than their Sriracha.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 06:51 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (O+I8R)
Oh man, I think I blocked that out of my memory until you just reminded me. What a shitweasel.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 06:51 PM (L106N)
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (cF8AT)
I used to think I liked the smell of pine-sol. Turned out I just liked girls who were drinking gin and tonics.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:51 PM (t+qrx)
Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
GEORGIA.
GA officials are pressing a judge to "lift an order that is BLOCKING officials from altering information in voting machines in three counties."
Election officials warn if they *don't* wipe the machines clean there could be *GRAVE AND SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES".
Posted by: IrishEi
Where have we heard this same exact excuse before?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:51 PM (6vHcr)
Wiped? Like with a cloth?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2020 06:52 PM (d9rwJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)
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Now I know what to tell the Mrs. to put on my gravestone.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 06:52 PM (4+gTH)
Newt sucking fox news dick like hannity and tuca...what a sad state of affairs. The masks just keep falling.
Beat me to it. You won't see that fvcker on Newsmax. The word is out.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 06:52 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 06:52 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 06:53 PM (R1LMN)
How about those gas taxes folks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (d9rwJ)
Hell, ANY tax these days. The Beast just gets larger the more money you shovel into it and even less gets done and more freedoms are curtailed. Wheeee!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 06:53 PM (D7mIA)
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:53 PM (nUhF0)
It's overrated, though.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (t+qrx)
I agree. It's not my favorite hot sauce.
It's good in some dressings / marinades though.
But it lacks the vinegar that makes me addicted to hot sauce.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (UPoLF)
I've tried every type of hot sauce, and in the end I just go back to Franks. I don't care what anybody else likes.
Same with salsa. There are a bazillion salsas on the market. I'll take Tostitos. Medium chunky.
Sue me.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:53 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (cF8AT)
The smell of PineSol is very nostalgic for me. Reminds me of basic
training. Hell, even the skivvies and wool socks we were issued at
reception station smelled like PineSol.
Simpler times. Damn I'm old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (x8Wzq)
Me too. PineSol reminds me of military life. The smell of bleach reminds me of home. Mom used to use a lot of bleach cleaning.
Posted by: Archer at December 04, 2020 06:53 PM (gmo/4)
It wasn't that Newt sat on the couch with pelosi.
It was that he had no problem taking sides against us with the same Democrats who railroaded him out of the House for things they themselves were guilty of.
Why do we keep voting for and defending these "Republicans" when they backstab us all the time?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (6vHcr)
@kylenabecker
GEORGIA.
GA officials are pressing a judge to "lift an order that is BLOCKING officials from altering information in voting machines in three counties."
Election officials warn if they *don't* wipe the machines clean there could be *GRAVE AND SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES".
Posted by: IrishEi
ask Harrison Deal.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (R1LMN)
Posted by: tubal at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (ONvIw)
Oh no!! Poor puppeh.
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (cF8AT)
Nobody lies to me better than I do.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)
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I love Pace Hot Picante sauce.
My intestinal tract says otherwise.
Sometimes, though, I decide the risk is worth the reward.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 04, 2020 06:51 PM (l6b3d)
True, and their sambal oelek is good too. They're both good and hot without that weird sweetness.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (t+qrx)
https://tinyurl.com/y3by5c5j
Posted by: DJ at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 04, 2020 06:55 PM (evxBY)
Same with salsa. There are a bazillion salsas on the market. I'll take Tostitos. Medium chunky.
Sue me.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:53 PM (hku12)
I have a fridge and a cabinet full of mustards and hot sauces. All my friends and family know those are by far my favorite condiments, so I get a lot as gifts. And I like almost all of them.
But, yes, I do find myself grabbing for the Franks most of the time.
Nothing better then some eggs fried in kerrygold butter (or bacon grease on a bacon day), with some salt and pepper, covered in Franks.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:55 PM (UPoLF)
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:47 PM (cF8AT)
The smell of PineSol is very nostalgic for me. Reminds me of basic training. Hell, even the skivvies and wool socks we were issued at reception station smelled like PineSol.
Simpler times. Damn I'm old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2020 06:50 PM (x8Wzq)
My first job was cleaning heads in rental sailboats. I'm not a fan of Pinesol.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 04, 2020 06:55 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 04, 2020 06:46 PM (Y8GVo)
Gentlemen, we need to protect our phony baloney jobs!
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 04, 2020 06:55 PM (L106N)
We can't let you see the documents of the fbi breaking the law because it would harm national security!!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:55 PM (6vHcr)
@kylenabecker
GEORGIA.
GA officials are pressing a judge to "lift an order that is BLOCKING
officials from altering information in voting machines in three
counties."
Election officials warn if they *don't* wipe the machines clean there could be *GRAVE AND SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES".
Posted by: IrishEi
Grave and serious consequences for who?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 06:55 PM (FuT16)
Oh no!! Poor puppeh.
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (cF8AT)
Pine oil is extremely toxic to dogs. I also removed all the pines on out property. Seizures stopped when the pine oil was removed from his environment
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 06:56 PM (ONvIw)
Never disparage the utility of horse feathers. Where we're heading, the line between common sense and nonsense is blurring more every instant.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 04, 2020 06:56 PM (WOYcU)
preferable to Democrats adding 2 states and packing SCOTUS.
Posted by: Daryl Herbert at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (XFW9X)
Yup. Pretty simple really.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2020 06:56 PM (xT2tT)
Franks
Louisiana
I tried some Cholula hot sauce (Imported from Mexico!)
and it's just ok, not great
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:57 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 06:57 PM (9sWOw)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)
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Now I know what to tell the Mrs. to put on my gravestone.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 06:52 PM (4+gTH)
Except I'm picturing her standing there, with a smirk on her face, saying "Why yes. Yes I HAVE been putting arsenic in your oatmeal, every day for the past 13 years."
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2020 06:58 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12)
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Now I know what to tell the Mrs. to put on my gravestone.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 06:52 PM (4+gTH)
Except I'm picturing her standing there, with a smirk on her face, saying "Why yes. Yes I HAVE been putting arsenic in your oatmeal, every day for the past 13 years."
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
"You know you can build up immunity to that right?"
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at December 04, 2020 06:58 PM (Zm+LZ)
biden is a dipshit who makes stuff up and no one calls him on it
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2020 06:58 PM (W2Pud)
Ooh, that sounds good.
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 06:58 PM (HDhso)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
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Well, that's a given.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (4+gTH)
https://tinyurl.com/y3by5c5j
Posted by: DJ at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (O3/K+)
Cowards and traitors. all of them.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (R1LMN)
@kylenabecker
GEORGIA.
GA officials are pressing a judge to "lift an order that is BLOCKING
officials from altering information in voting machines in three
counties."
Election officials warn if they *don't* wipe the machines clean there could be *GRAVE AND SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES".
Posted by: IrishEi
Grave and serious consequences for who?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2020 06:55 PM
***
Exactly.
Just WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (axyOa)
" But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--"
Big tech is silencing our voices, big media is lying to millions, our own party fights against us, every level of our government is corrupt, city, county, state and federal. Every bueaurocacy in the govt is corrupt.
It's time. I'm willing to pledge my life, fortune and sacred honor just as those brave patriots did before us. I understand fully what that means, I lived it for 20 years. I'm all in.
Posted by: Fra Filippo at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (PNqKA)
Frank's is like 20% sodium. Tabasco is 2% and Sriracha is 3%. I'd rather die from bourbon than Frank's.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (+ya+t)
year for committing computer crime Michigan court records have
revealed.
Brilliant.
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So? School marms and priests rarely have the knowledge necessary to be witnesses.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 06:57 PM (9sWOw)
I'm certain that the lefty progtards have already experimented with warmed oils, and spread ass cheeks. Otherwise they wouldn't insist we do so as well.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2020 06:57 PM (9sWOw)
The mentally ill or drug impaired seem very capable of sizing up whether or not a person sent to help is capable of defending themselves. Leftists are pretty stupid when it comes to this, like just about everything else.
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (ONvIw)
and it's just ok, not great
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:57 PM (nUhF0)
Valentina is rully rully good. Not quite as spicy as others but a good vinegar citrus flavor. And it comes in a liter bottle for like $1.95.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2020 07:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (OTzUX)
Shipwreckedcrew seems to think it means Alito doesn't have 5 votes from his colleagues to be able to grant the emergency injunction that would stop PA from appointing electors by Dec 8th.
This has me depressed.
Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 07:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 04, 2020 07:00 PM (R/m4+)
My intestinal tract says otherwise.
Sometimes, though, I decide the risk is worth the reward.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (WEBkv)
The South Park episode with Cartman's mom using Chipotleway to clean his underwear, rather than just stop eating Chipotle.... it's funny cuz it's true.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2020 07:00 PM (hku12)
Just WTF does that even mean?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (axyOa)
Means some political types will face consequences and send out their rioters.
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2020 07:00 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: The Whirlwind at December 04, 2020 07:01 PM (yQpMk)
There's only one type of republican - the kind that supports President Trump, the most conservative president of any of our lifetimes.
Everyone else is a poser or worse.
Posted by: Grip the Weasel at December 04, 2020 07:01 PM (KbCG3)
https://tinyurl.com/y3by5c5j
Posted by: DJ at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (O3/K+)
Cowards and traitors. all of them.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (R1LMN)
The case is one step closer to where it needs to be.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 07:02 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2020 07:03 PM (D7mIA)
This has me depressed.
Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 07:00 PM (786Ro)
Barrett is the no then because the other four are on the record already.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 07:03 PM (R1LMN)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 04, 2020 06:54 PM (6vHcr)
I used to think that voting for Uniparty Establishment scum like Purdue and Loeffler was the "Least Worst Option". Now I am not so sure of that, and I am beginning to think that Allen G had the right idea after all!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 04, 2020 07:04 PM (87oRe)
But we are in a damn battle for the Republic right now and what does Old Contract On America do?
Attacks one of the ONLY people standing up for Trump. And US.
--
You are correct. I only pointed out Newt and Pelosi to illustrate that he's calling out Wood for donating to D's, but Newt's own past can haunt him just as easily.
What he should be doing is blowing a gasket at the theft happening right before our bloody eyes. The theft of a US presidential election, and the ultimate death of America as a result. Instead, let's tweet about where somebody spent their donation dollars.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 07:04 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 07:04 PM (786Ro)
==
car crash
Posted by: preznit select vmom at December 04, 2020 06:53 PM (nUhF0)
how messages are sent in georgia....for what ive heard in the past.
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 07:05 PM (R1LMN)
look at the Alito order and how the deadline may interact with other
deadlines, specifically the "safe harbor" deadline for PA electors. Not
sure I follow it all myself, but there are various analyses around that
do not seem very encouraging.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2020 06:45 PM (OTzUX)
Shipwreckedcrew seems to think it means Alito doesn't have 5 votes
from his colleagues to be able to grant the emergency injunction that
would stop PA from appointing electors by Dec 8th.
This has me depressed.
Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2020 07:00 PM (786Ro)
I doubt that. He would have just ignored the petition if they were going to ignore the petition. It does mean that the state will not have safe harbor time to appoint electors if SCOTUS decertifies.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 07:05 PM (946rW)
Brilliant.
Posted by: The worst lawyers at December 04, 2020 06:38 PM (XnHXY)
An expert witness.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2020 07:05 PM (/Dgcm)
--
Eh, it's only the murder of the republic. Let's not admonish the poor judge for not looking at the evidence of the murder.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 04, 2020 07:05 PM (O+I8R)
Back in the late 80's early 90's I went to a fundraiser for my Rep. at the time, Steve Gunderson. They were both from a little town not to far from me, she was on his staff. Anyway at this party she was all over him and it was obvious to everyone she was angling to hook him. Me and this guy were chatting it up at the bar when Rep. Gunderson comes buy to shake hand and stuff, turns out the guy was his Dad. His Dad goes to him, "I think she's the only one here that doesn't know you're gay." Then Steve says to us, "She knows, it doesn't matter, she's trying to snag me or anyone else with power in D.C., she's a real piece of work and I pity the bastard she does end up with."
My Callista story.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2020 07:06 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: bat nationalist at December 04, 2020 06:53 PM (R1LMN)
What message.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 04, 2020 07:07 PM (946rW)
-
Hogmartin mentioned it above, but Valentina is worth picking up if you like Frank's. A slightly different but related flavor that does not overwhelm the senses and just adds to food. Also cheap as heck so you won't be out much trying it.
I use it when I cook tacos during the meat preparation. It's just right to give that taco sauce flavor.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at December 04, 2020 07:09 PM (JOdJQ)
revealed.
Stripper, too, until she porked up. Class all the way.
Posted by: Antifa Ate My Homework at December 04, 2020 07:09 PM (qRuf+)
And Biden's VP sucked Willie Brown's dick to further her career.
Class all the way.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at December 04, 2020 07:15 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: vizzy at December 04, 2020 07:22 PM (R/9t3)
BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Michigan State Judge orders forensic inspection of Antrim County election machines, and prohibits the destruction of evidence relating to the 2020 election. #StopTheSteaI
Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2020 06:27 PM (cF8AT)
ok, if true (always have to preface a comment this way these days with breaking news) then this could actually be a breakthrough, assuming Antrim county is one where they had the crooked machines. I don't think they had them in every county, but proving a corrupted machine should force MI to investigate all of them. That will prove Biden cheated.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 07:23 PM (sy5kK)
Frank's is like 20% sodium. Tabasco is 2% and Sriracha is 3%. I'd rather die from bourbon than Frank's.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2020 06:59 PM (+ya+t)
The wife loves that sauce.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 04, 2020 07:26 PM (s2VJv)
This.
Back when I was in kollege and in Pullman WA (also in SE Washington State) the drinking age in Idaho was 19. Wednesday night was ladies night at a great road house there. Ratskellers.
Damn...good times...good times...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:48 PM (axyOa)
Ha.
I went to the U on the west side of the state, but yeah, heard of Ratskellers more than once in the day.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2020 07:31 PM (sy5kK)
¿
Posted by: CarpetheadLarRo at December 04, 2020 07:58 PM (+ITg4)
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:05 PM (Oa5xy)
Posted by: Miklos sez PARTAYY at December 04, 2020 06:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Ha. I don't wear a bra.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:09 PM (Oa5xy)
Posted by: f'd at December 04, 2020 06:18 PM (jOGhJ)
Due to Washington DEQ regulations, those activities will be relocated to the other side of the Snake River, in Idaho.
We might want to wait until the undies burn to torch up the masks.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:12 PM (Oa5xy)
Hmmm. With enough accelerant, sure!
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:23 PM (Oa5xy)
Posted by: m at December 04, 2020 06:24 PM (HDhso)
On the party? I hope so.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:25 PM (Oa5xy)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 04, 2020 06:28 PM (UPoLF)
Awesome!
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:27 PM (Oa5xy)
Posted by: JAS at December 04, 2020 09:29 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:32 PM (axyOa)
Got family on that side -I keep telling them to move! - that are doing the same. Get some friends, have some fun.
Not the kind of fun that involves legitimate police activity. Personally, I'm going to invite my local sheriff. Just in case.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:32 PM (Oa5xy)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2020 06:34 PM (4thlk)
I like the classics. They have spray tar products now. Very handy, the best of old and new.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:34 PM (Oa5xy)
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The US would still be a First World country if this was the case. It isn't and you're not.
Posted by: fuentes at December 04, 2020 09:35 PM (MNBOj)
Posted by: American law enforcement in 2020 at December 04, 2020 06:35 PM (Ojki1)
Sure. I didn't promise risk free - though Eastern Washington is a far cry from the loonie West Side - but a place to assert our rights.
I'll take my chances with my neighbors on a jury trial. Like a lot of places, there are good people here who are faithful (moreso than me) and patriotic.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:38 PM (Oa5xy)
Walla Walla is in SE Washington State.
Home of the Washington State Penitentiary.
Ahhh...just what cellblock you in OB that allows mask burning?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:42 PM (axyOa)
We bribed the guards. It will be fine.
Trust me.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:49 PM (Oa5xy)
Posted by: menoichius
Another time.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 09:54 PM (Oa5xy)
Posted by: tubal
I figure the current split is 20% rebels, 15% progs, the rest waiting to see who wins. The size of the apathetic group is sad.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 10:05 PM (Oa5xy)
Posted by: hogmartin
My preferred hot sauce. Good on lots of stuff from eggs to tacos to salsa chicken.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 10:12 PM (Oa5xy)
Back when I was in kollege and in Pullman WA (also in SE Washington State) the drinking age in Idaho was 19. Wednesday night was ladies night at a great road house there. Ratskellers.
Damn...good times...good times...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2020 06:48 PM (axyOa)
Ha.
I went to the U on the west side of the state, but yeah, heard of Ratskellers more than once in the day.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Pullman's a lot more tame these days.
Sadly.
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 04, 2020 10:20 PM (Oa5xy)
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