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I Watched ONT-Beams Glitter In The Dark Near The Tannhäuser Gate

You know, from the number of people who work here, I was thinking this would be a much bigger place.

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Well, * I * think it's funny

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They they'll stop. Pinky swear.

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Ever had one of those days?

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Life imitates art

If Satan did after school specials

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A meme for Bitter Clinger

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The older I get, the more I need this book

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But why?

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It's a trap!

Will history repeat?

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Dirty jokes aside, why exactly would Barbie “squirt”?

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Heh. Europe.

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I would like to think that people haven't always been so stupid, but in truth I know that the only difference is that now so much of it gets archived for the world to see

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Practical AND stylish

Nice job kid

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Gettin' more relevant every day...

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Vegas says it's 6-5 and pick 'em

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How in the hell did that get up there?

Lawrence, Mortimer and Clarance

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by piggyback rides:


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 ONT!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 27, 2020 10:00 PM (E8JQx)

2 Hello Kitties

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 27, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at November 27, 2020 10:00 PM (ufFY8)

4 ¡Hola, amigxs!

Posted by: Zettai at November 27, 2020 10:00 PM (v9SGx)

5 dammit

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at November 27, 2020 10:00 PM (ufFY8)

6 Hiya

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 10:00 PM (arJlL)

7 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at November 27, 2020 10:00 PM (fLVm1)

8 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2020 10:01 PM (Rvt88)

9 Howdy ONTers!

Got cardio out of the way. Ladies, I'm good and sweaty.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:01 PM (nakwk)

10 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 27, 2020 10:01 PM (Do5/p)

11 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 27, 2020 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

12 Troof.
A first?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 27, 2020 10:02 PM (87oRe)

13 Slow keyboard, curses!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 27, 2020 10:03 PM (87oRe)

14 FANS + DONUTS > ONLY FANS

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:03 PM (fLVm1)

15 Insufferable personality competition would also have worked with a CrossFitter.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:04 PM (nakwk)

16 Peter Pham
at_peterpham


The largest contact tracing studies showing your odds of being infected thru community spread is 0.4% & staying at home with your family is 7.2% . so what does LA do? tells us to stay home

https://bit.ly/37ehm51

Quote Tweet
Bill Melugin
at_BillFOXLA

3h

BREAKING: L.A. County has issued another stay at home order, which will ban most gatherings, except for protests and outdoor church. Takes effect on Monday. How this will be enforced and who will do it is unclear.

You can read the order here:
https://bit.ly/39sLBbb at_FOXLA


7:51 PM - Nov 27, 2020 - Twitter Web App

https://bit.ly/2JiOO2f

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 27, 2020 10:04 PM (Do5/p)

17 Always a bridesmaid, never a bride...

Posted by: Zettai at November 27, 2020 10:04 PM (v9SGx)

18 read the content

I am puzzled by the vegas contest - who is the red and yellow guy supposed to be!

Posted by: Waste Not Want Not at November 27, 2020 10:05 PM (nUhF0)

19 Whew, the puppy/chicken photo went in a much better direction than I thought it would.

Hey, don't look at me like that -- I hang around here! I learned it from you!

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 27, 2020 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

20 2st!

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 10:05 PM (eAoQR)

21 I Watched ONT-Beams Glitter In The Dark Near The Tannhäuser Gate





I approve of this ONT.


LOLS! water birth reenactment.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

22 Always a bridesmaid, never a bride...
Posted by: Zettai

It is a law that bridesmaid dresses are hideous with poofy sleeves?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2020 10:06 PM (Rvt88)

23 Things to do while drunk

https://rumble.com/v470ap-firework-duel.html


Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2020 10:06 PM (WyVLE)

24 The end of the climbing video is unreal.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx)

25 OK, I can explain the elevator board.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq)

26 spent way too long trying to figure out the logic in the elevator buttons

Posted by: Waste Not Want Not at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (nUhF0)

27 Satan looks a bit like Mr. Tumnus with a YUUUGE sunburn.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (nakwk)

28 Not to be the "well akshually" guy, but Moe and Curly's real names were Moses and Jerome.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (IpyIE)

29 18 read the content

I am puzzled by the vegas contest - who is the red and yellow guy supposed to be!
Posted by: Waste Not Want Not at November 27, 2020 10:05 PM (nUhF0)

Bicyclist, and the hard core wear a bike shirt kind.

Twats by and large.

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (Ojki1)

30 Re- the "I can't believe what he found at the top-

I thought it would be a telephone like in Green Acres.

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (arJlL)

31 I feel like the elevator panel is some sort of math joke, but I can't figure it out.

Posted by: pookysgirl, puzzled at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (XKZwp)

32 20

Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (YxfPJ)

33 ok so 32 is the new 20

Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (YxfPJ)

34 26 spent way too long trying to figure out the logic in the elevator buttons
Posted by: Waste Not Want Not at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (nUhF0)

Looks suspiciously like math.

*grabs pitchfork*

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 10:08 PM (Ojki1)

35 I feel like the elevator panel is some sort of math joke, but I can't figure it out.
Posted by: pookysgirl, puzzled at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (XKZwp)


no. simpler explanation.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)

36 I Watched ONT-Beams Glitter In The Dark Near The Tannhäuser Gate"

LOL - love that opening!!! A great ONT, as always!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2020 10:08 PM (V2Yro)

37 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

38 I am puzzled by the vegas contest - who is the red and yellow guy supposed to be!
Posted by: Waste Not Want Not at November 27, 2020 10:05 PM (nUhF0)


If that guy's other comics are to be believed, a stereotypical perfidious hook-nosed thieving Jew.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

39 Lots of goodies tonight. Thanks, WD.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 27, 2020 10:09 PM (hfuUh)

40 Be honest. You're embarrassed at how long you watched that gif of the dude climbing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:09 PM (kTi97)

41 35 I feel like the elevator panel is some sort of math joke, but I can't figure it out.
Posted by: pookysgirl, puzzled at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (XKZwp)


no. simpler explanation.
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)

Otis stopped screening for drugs?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:09 PM (nakwk)

42 Looks like they added floors to the elevator, and had to add the two leftmost columns of buttons after the fact.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (ufFY8)

43 no. simpler explanation.
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)


It makes sense, but you'd think they could've budgeted for the panel. How much would that have added?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

44 ok so 32 is the new 20
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (YxfPJ)
---

tell you in 3 years

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (eAoQR)

45 Minneapolis momentum is being crushed by the crime wave
... today you can't go to the grocery store without fear of being attacked.

Elaine was putting groceries in the trunk of her car recently, in a crowded parking lot at the Uptown Kowalski's Market [It was 5:15 pm] ... a car blaring loud music pulled up behind hers, trapping her at her own car's trunk. Someone got out of the car and punched Elaine to the ground. An accomplice wrested her handbag from her arm. In the next instant, the car and assailants were gone. It was again a regular evening, just after dark, in a busy parking lot in Uptown.

The robbery had happened so fast that no one had even noticed. Elaine, a 60-plus year-old woman, beaten and robbed, her eye already swelling shut, had to pull herself up from the ground and stumble into the store for help.

... [Nelson] describes the surge of 20-plus attacks a day that are now striking people just going about their daily business, people like Elaine.

Usually in a stolen car, perpetrators Nelson describes as "young teens, 12-to-14 years old" cruise from lot to lot in neighborhood business districts, waiting for a victim, "like a deer hunter sits in a tree."

When they are apprehended, Nelson says consequences are negligible. "I arrest the same people over and over. Nothing happens to them."

Posted by: Welcome to Bidensville at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (BBWrU)

46 ONT Greetings, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (QzJWU)

47 I figured out the elevator button mystery: the guy installing it was a sadistic bastard.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (IpyIE)

48 Great ONT, WD.

You got me on the climbing gif.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

49 {{{Ladyl}}}

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (87oRe)

50 Good ONT! Watched the Tom and Jerry more than a few times.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (AytXr)

51 {{{Hrothgar}}}

Yes--in the room downstairs!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

52 off sock

and KTE would like that pringles eating contraption

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:11 PM (nUhF0)

53 38 I am puzzled by the vegas contest - who is the red and yellow guy supposed to be!
Posted by: Waste Not Want Not at November 27, 2020 10:05 PM (nUhF0)

If that guy's other comics are to be believed, a stereotypical perfidious hook-nosed thieving Jew.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

Oh come on. They aren't ALL hook-nosed.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:11 PM (nakwk)

54 Be honest. You're embarrassed at how long you watched that gif of the dude climbing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Eh, not too long. I watched the land features in the background. When they started to repeat. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2020 10:11 PM (Rvt88)

55 willowed from previous thread


Oh, one more thing, here's the petition to sign to support Sir Van
Morrison's effort to stop this ChiCom WuFlu Hoax. Naturally, there's a
bleg.

http://chng.it/Tj5fnVYRbn

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 27, 2020 10:11 PM (HaL55)

56 I have a couple questions about that elevator panel... But the big one is... What happened to floors 2-4 (or 1-4 if your a redcoat)?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2020 10:11 PM (BvLWD)

57 I hate you for that GIF.

Well done. Well done.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2020 10:12 PM (WyVLE)

58 42 Looks like they added floors to the elevator, and had to add the two leftmost columns of buttons after the fact.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (ufFY

Panel is gonna be a right mess when they add a second, third and fourth floor.

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 10:12 PM (Ojki1)

59 Posted by: Welcome to Bidensville at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (BBWrU)

But think of the money they can divert to graft...

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 27, 2020 10:12 PM (87oRe)

60 29 18 read the content

I am puzzled by the vegas contest - who is the red and yellow guy supposed to be!
Posted by: Waste Not Want Not at November 27, 2020 10:05 PM (nUhF0)

Bicyclist, and the hard core wear a bike shirt kind.

Twats by and large.
Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 10:07 PM (Ojki1)

--------------------------

Reminds me of the joke:

A vegan, a crossfitter, and an athiest walk into a bar. We know this because they wouldn't shut up about it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:12 PM (CAJOC)

61 The elevator is like a Bingo card.

Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2020 10:12 PM (YxfPJ)

62 That human mousetrap was awesome btw

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (kTi97)

63 Elaine was putting groceries in the trunk of her car recently, in a crowded parking lot at the Uptown Kowalski's Market [It was 5:15 pm] ... a car blaring loud music pulled up behind hers, trapping her at her own car's trunk. Someone got out of the car and punched Elaine to the ground. An accomplice wrested her handbag from her arm. In the next instant, the car and assailants were gone. It was again a regular evening, just after dark, in a busy parking lot in Uptown.

The robbery had happened so fast that no one had even noticed. Elaine, a 60-plus year-old woman, beaten and robbed, her eye already swelling shut, had to pull herself up from the ground and stumble into the store for help.

... [Nelson] describes the surge of 20-plus attacks a day that are now striking people just going about their daily business, people like Elaine.

Usually in a stolen car, perpetrators Nelson describes as "young teens, 12-to-14 years old" cruise from lot to lot in neighborhood business districts, waiting for a victim, "like a deer hunter sits in a tree."

When they are apprehended, Nelson says consequences are negligible. "I arrest the same people over and over. Nothing happens to them."
Posted by: Welcome to Bidensville



If there's going to be no cops, fine. When they stop and get out, shoot them. Leave them lay, and drive off.

Or, decoy them and shoot them and take their car.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (BJLVZ)

64 Got cardio out of the way. Ladies, I'm good and sweaty.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:01 PM (nakwk)

Somehow I'm thinking they're not into schwazol musk. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (9Om/r)

65 Yeah, I don't get the elevator button panel. Though I suspect once someone points it out it'll be something bloody obvious and I'll be pissed off for not figuring it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (nakwk)

66 It makes sense, but you'd think they could've budgeted for the panel. How much would that have added?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)


Meeting dragged on and on....that is the consensus panel.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (zr5Kq)

67 Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

Good, thanks for the clarification, I was worried about my mental condition for a bit there!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (87oRe)

68 I like the fan store.... If I owned one I would have to advertise a single blade I think. I'm not really a person who has many ( if any) fans.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 27, 2020 10:14 PM (4I/L6)

69 So much good stuff on tonight's ONT, WeirdDave. Thanks!

My faves:

Bitter Clinger and Jesus (heart melts)

Jerry and bulldog IRL

Insufferable competition (my bile rises when I see cyclists on the road - don't tell my brother!)

Picture on top from the late husband.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:14 PM (9hauA)

70 @40 AlaBAMA-Embarrassed? More like a total a-hole waiting for the end.

Posted by: JROD at November 27, 2020 10:14 PM (0jZnq)

71 Somehow I'm thinking they're not into schwazol musk. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (9Om/r)

It's pheremones, dammit!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:14 PM (nakwk)

72 all I see in the elevator buttons is that, as noted, 1-4 are missing; starting at the right hand column, the floors are numbered 3 apart for the first three columns, bottom to top; 2 apart for the 2 lefthand columns, bottom to top, and then floor needs to have been stuck in at random. That's the only pattern I see, but it still doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2020 10:14 PM (V2Yro)

73 Yeah, I don't get the elevator button panel. Though I suspect once someone points it out it'll be something bloody obvious and I'll be pissed off for not figuring it out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (nakwk)

It's a confused mess, and whoever arranged the numbers must have dropped himself on his head before doing it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (9hauA)

74 You know this cartoonist has anti-semitic tendencies, right, Weird Dave?

http://stonetoss.com/comic/pointing-the-finger/

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

75 If there's going to be no cops, fine. When they stop and get out, shoot them. Leave them lay, and drive off.

Or, decoy them and shoot them and take their car.
Posted by: rickb223

Small quibble - add in 'pick up your brass' into that lot and I'm wit'cha.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (Rvt88)

76 Wierd Dave, do you have an AOS email address? I have a Moe & Larry picture of roughly their last days.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (BJLVZ)

77 I kept trying to find a canvas work pattern in the numbers. I've done a couple with oddly staggered stitches. Looking for a coherant pattern almost worked for a few numbers up in the left hand corner but everything else went wonky.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (hfuUh)

78 The elevator is like a Bingo card.
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2020 10:12 PM (YxfPJ)


I'm imagining that you're saying this very quietly all the way to the top floor, staring intently at the panel, absolutely high as balls.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)

79 42 Looks like they added floors to the elevator, and had to add the two leftmost columns of buttons after the fact.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2020 10:10 PM (ufFY

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But, but, but... 6? Why 6?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:16 PM (CAJOC)

80 That human mousetrap was awesome btw

The touch at the end was genius.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2020 10:16 PM (1vynn)

81 is concealed or open carry allwed in Minneapolis?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:16 PM (nUhF0)

82 That's the only pattern I see, but it still doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2020 10:14 PM (V2Yro)

I am currently at both your conclusion and Insomniac's that it was "the drugs."

Posted by: pookysgirl, puzzled at November 27, 2020 10:16 PM (XKZwp)

83 73 Yeah, I don't get the elevator button panel. Though I suspect once someone points it out it'll be something bloody obvious and I'll be pissed off for not figuring it out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (nakwk)

It's a confused mess, and whoever arranged the numbers must have dropped himself on his head before doing it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (9hauA)

---------------------------

Looks fine to me!

Posted by: J. Biden at November 27, 2020 10:17 PM (CAJOC)

84 If 6 weren't in the 28-40 grouping I could offer a better explanation.

Posted by: Department of Elevators & Amusement Park Rides at November 27, 2020 10:17 PM (BBWrU)

85 I watched that GiF just long enough to be put ion the duped list. One less loop and I would have been on the not duped list.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

86 70 @40 AlaBAMA-Embarrassed? More like a total a-hole waiting for the end.
Posted by: JROD at November 27, 2020 10:14 PM (0jZnq)


Rofl. I've seen it before but the first time it got me for a minute.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:17 PM (kTi97)

87 I'm imagining that you're saying this very quietly all the way to the top floor, staring intently at the panel, absolutely high as balls.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)


on the top floor you would be absolutely high, n'est pas?

Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2020 10:17 PM (YxfPJ)

88 I can't watch those radio antenna climber vids for very long without getting the heebie jeebies anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:18 PM (nakwk)

89 If there's going to be no cops, fine. When they stop and get out, shoot them. Leave them lay, and drive off.

Or, decoy them and shoot them and take their car.

Posted by: rickb223

Small quibble - add in 'pick up your brass' into that lot and I'm wit'cha.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (Rvt8

Molotov their car as you leave?

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 27, 2020 10:18 PM (87oRe)

90 81 is concealed or open carry allwed in Minneapolis?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:16 PM (nUhF0)

------------------------------

Not sure about concealed, but that'd be a big, old NO on open carry.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:18 PM (CAJOC)

91 It is a law that bridesmaid dresses are hideous with poofy sleeves?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2020 10:06 PM (Rvt8

No. My friend allowed us to pick our own dresses as long as they were the same fabric and color. I made sure I picked a very nice one - looked fantastic.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:18 PM (9hauA)

92 What have you given us?

-Puppies, if you can luvvs them.

Posted by: Ben "Miklos" Franklin at November 27, 2020 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

93 If 6 weren't in the 28-40 grouping I could offer a better explanation.
Posted by: Department of Elevators & Amusement Park Rides at November 27, 2020 10:17 PM (BBWrU)


Yeah, I have no explanation for that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

94 You know, there's a subset of boys, born before the 1980's, from the middle class, went to grad school but not super, whiz-kid smart, that subset of boys goes on to become doctors, lawyers, engineers, craftsmen, etc., but they will always love the jokes they heard at camp when they were 9, 10, 11 years old. Man, it was a rite of manhood at Camp Ramah to be able to tell a good gross joke.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2020 10:18 PM (KAi1n)

95 If that is real panel, I think the building is divided up into A tier and B tier , or high and low rises - best I can explain. 1-5 probably commercial and is not accessible (or is being used by CIA). Level 5 is some facility that belongs to Low-rise tier. Level 6 to High-rise tier.


It is a terrible panel design.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)

96 88 I can't watch those radio antenna climber vids for very long without getting the heebie jeebies anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:18 PM (nakwk)


Yep. My anxiety goes through the roof.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

97 It's a confused mess, and whoever arranged the numbers must have dropped himself on his head before doing it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:15 PM (9hauA)

Oh good. I was afraid it was some maths cipher or something.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (nakwk)

98 The only thing that I can see with the elevator buttons is going from left top to bottom is how we all got to 29.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (4I/L6)

99 beyond the Braille on the buttons, i was surprised to see a "13th" floor...

traditionally that number is skipped, for the obvious reasons.

the Braille is likely an ADA thing...

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (v9rtm)

100 I think the elevator panel has something to do with the Braille notation.

I second the displeasure with the climbing GIF. I hate heights and I hate being fooled.

But the vegan vs. bicyclist and the water birth things were awesome.
And the bicyclist totally gets my vote.

Posted by: Sal at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (KTdeA)

101 The elevator could make sense except for floor 6. And the fact they had no floor 2 3 or 4.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (2DOZq)

102 Hey everybody.

Re the elevator panel, you get weird stuff like that when only certain elevators are allowed to land at certain floors.

I remember at the Roybal building in downtown LA, there were elevators marked "to floors 2-9," "to floors 10-16," "to floors 17-21 and 28-29," and so forth and so on...

I guess it was a security thing. Never really figured it out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

103 >>>is concealed or open carry allwed in Minneapolis?

I always carry concealed. Unless it leaks.

Posted by: Your Big Wet President at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (P4sqS)

104 if you look at the reffection of the wall in the elevator, it looks fabric hanging - not an actual wall (see the floor)

thinking this building is under renovation

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (nUhF0)

105 Open carry for tuna casserole only.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (eAoQR)

106 Lots of goodies tonight. Thanks, WD.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture

Seconded !

(Better than last nite's needledick ONT)

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (arJlL)

107 I've got a whole wardrobe of Christmas shirts and I'm going to start wearing them tomorrow.

I wish Hubs would let me put reindeer antlers and nose on the Camry.

Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (YxfPJ)

108 I meant the dress looked fantastic.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (9hauA)

109 Difficult day today. My stepson and his sister showed up to help with a little cleanup. (Got me off work early and was good to see the grandson). While I was waiting, my old dog had a bad seizure. I thought her heart was going to stop. She came out of it and I gave her a pain pill. Vet checked her our and said she seems healthy for her age. So will see how it goes.

Got two loads of old shingles off to the dump and the gutters cleaned so was worth it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (YynYJ)

110 I imagine G is for garage and has its own elevator. Possibly the missing 1-4.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (zr5Kq)

111 'Walkin' 'round in women's underwear...'

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

112 I love heights.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:21 PM (9hauA)

113 I guess it was a security thing. Never really figured it out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)


Efficiency.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:21 PM (t+qrx)

114 I feel sorry for the blind guy trying to find his floor.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2020 10:21 PM (pbStR)

115 maybe the elevator buttons were arranged by someone who is a fan of the abacus

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:21 PM (nUhF0)

116 thinking this building is under renovation Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (nUhF0)

It should be, for that elevator alone!

Posted by: pookysgirl, puzzled at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (XKZwp)

117 G would be Ground?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (fLVm1)

118 If you ever visit very tall buildings there are many unusual design features. You may have to take 3 elevators to reach top floors.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (zr5Kq)

119 if you look at the reffection of the wall in the elevator, it looks fabric hanging - not an actual wall (see the floor)

thinking this building is under renovation

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM



Or, it's a service lift...

Posted by: Zettai at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (v9SGx)

120 The elevator could make sense except for floor 6. And the fact they had no floor 2 3 or 4.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (2DOZq)

Or 1-4, because Brits can't count or build cars. That's why I'm guessing an Englishman engineered this whacky thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (BvLWD)

121 The elevator panel is in a Japanese hotel? That would explain it to me.

Posted by: george at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (5u1Fw)

122 Yep. My anxiety goes through the roof.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)


Those kids who climb stuff for Instagram photos are nuts. I know two instances where they have fallen quite a distance to their deaths.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (kTi97)

123 If that guy's other comics are to be believed, a stereotypical perfidious hook-nosed thieving Jew.

Speaking of which, there is an online anti-Israel conference over Thanksgiving weekend, sponsored by "American Muslims for Palestine".

Both Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib are participating, of course.

I thought that the slogan for the conference was interesting:

AGAINST THE JEWISH STATE AND IT'S (sic) PEOPLE

Wow, that's really letting the mask slip, isn't it?

They're no longer pretending that the hate the Israeli government and its policies, but admit that it is the Israelis themselves that they hate.

But don't you ever, ever, say that they are anti-Semites.

BTW, Omar's "Israel has hypnotized the world" tweet is featured on the flyer announcing the conference.

She's proud of it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

124 104 if you look at the reffection of the wall in the elevator, it looks fabric hanging - not an actual wall (see the floor)

---------

Those pads are what they hang when they're bringing up freight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:23 PM (fLVm1)

125 you look at the reffection of the wall in the elevator, it looks fabric hanging - not an actual wall (see the floor)

thinking this building is under renovation
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (nUhF0)

Designated Freight elevator or put up temporarily for a furniture / equipment move.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

126 Yeah, I don't get the elevator button panel. Though I suspect once someone points it out it'll be something bloody obvious and I'll be pissed off for not figuring it out.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:13 PM (nakwk)

It's a confused mess, and whoever arranged the numbers must have dropped himself on his head before doing it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!)

I thought you were greasing the skids for the Math Thread.

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 10:23 PM (arJlL)

127 I feel sorry for the blind guy trying to find his floor.
Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2020 10:21 PM (pbStR)


Don't, he's an asshole.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:23 PM (t+qrx)

128 I guess it was a security thing. Never really figured it out.

It's a speed thing. Don't make the VIPs wait for all the riff-raff to get off.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2020 10:23 PM (1vynn)

129 I remember at the Roybal building in downtown LA, there were elevators marked "to floors 2-9," "to floors 10-16," "to floors 17-21 and 28-29," and so forth and so on...

I guess it was a security thing. Never really figured it out.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

Mostly, it's for efficiency in service. If you are going to 33, you don't have to stop at floors 2 through 25.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (OmmhE)

130 The braille is clearly in British English, and as we know, everything is ass backwards in England.
They drive on the wrong side of the road and drink warm beer FFS!!!!

Case closed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (MY1UP)

131 G is ground
what is CP2

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nUhF0)

132 That puppy is so so cute. Cuddly cute.

Posted by: IC at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (Nyumu)

133 And I keep linking to them but this video from the Netherland Bach Society is really wonderful:
https://tinyurl.com/y6mfwwdw

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (YynYJ)

134 If I was a better person, I'm sure I could muster some sympathy for Minneapolis. But then I remembered that I'm a Nazi who lives and breathes white supremacy. So fuck 'em.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (H5knJ)

135 At University of California at San Diego, there's the Geisel library, built 1970, that was designed by renowned architect, William Perreira. Here's a pic:

https://tinyurl.com/yyv8ays9

They say if you get on the elevator at this library, there's no third floor. Why? Because Pereira designed it to be a solid block of concrete for supporting everything above that floor. Oookay...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

136 See, this is why you need math folks.

I don't think there's any pattern behind the elevator buttons. The point is that it's a hot mess.

(I think.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

137 The buttons are all pressed. That is the prank.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (22mNy)

138 Maybe the elevator is in a government building and this is what the bureaucrats decided on after 87 meetings.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (4thlk)

139 of course the emergency phone instruction is not in braille so there is that going for it.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (WyVLE)

140 hogmartin and AOP, hmmm thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

141 103 >>>is concealed or open carry allwed in Minneapolis?

I always carry concealed. Unless it leaks.
Posted by: Your Big Wet President at November 27, 2020 10:20 PM (P4sqS)

MN has CCW,
Little creeps should be shot dead.
They are no better than rabid critters.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

142 Those pads are what they hang when they're bringing up freight.
Posted by: Cicero

ahh
I never ride freight

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:26 PM (nUhF0)

143 BREAKING: L.A. County has issued another stay at home order, which will ban most gatherings, except for protests and outdoor church. Takes effect on Monday. How this will be enforced and who will do it is unclear.

You can read the order here:
https://bit.ly/39sLBbb at_FOXLA

7:51 PM - Nov 27, 2020 - Twitter Web App

https://bit.ly/2JiOO2f
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 27, 2020 10:04 PM (Do5/p)

Has not the SC just told Cuomo to get bent about restrictions on religious gatherings ?

Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2020 10:26 PM (2eMOL)

144 They're no longer pretending that the hate the Israeli government and its policies, but admit that it is the Israelis themselves that they hate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)


That would be useful, if anyone besides Israel and American conservatives would actually take them at their word. Whole lot of people are finding it very comfortable to say exactly what they mean about a whole lot of things, in this atmosphere of heightened sensitivity.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:26 PM (t+qrx)

145
Those kids who climb stuff for Instagram photos are nuts. I know two instances where they have fallen quite a distance to their deaths.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (kTi97)


I have a thing about heights...

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

146 131 G is ground
what is CP2
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nUhF0)

I'm thinking something to do with parking.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:26 PM (nakwk)

147 G is ground
what is CP2
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nUhF0)


Right! G - ground. CP2 - could be anything. Parking ? Commercial Parking ?

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (zr5Kq)

148 Forget the elevator...

I'm more concerned what will come out of my ass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (3H9h1)

149 what is CP2
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nUhF0)


Command post 2.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (t+qrx)

150 118 If you ever visit very tall buildings there are many unusual design features. You may have to take 3 elevators to reach top floors.
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:22 PM (zr5Kq)

UW Madison isn't tall, but it is old and as such they have just expanded over the years to the point where to get from patient rooms to X-Ray, chemo or similar you literally take an elevator to one floor, then have to navigate the hallways to a second elevator to get to then be able to access the department you need.

And if you need a different scan you then navigate a long hallway, and have to pick the right set of elevators as some only go to certain floors.

You know you have been inpatient too long when you start being able to navigate this maze.

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (Ojki1)

151 "CP2" = car park #2?

Posted by: Zettai at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (v9SGx)

152 Car Park 2

Posted by: klaftern at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (RuIsu)

153 Mostly, it's for efficiency in service. If you are going to 33, you don't have to stop at floors 2 through 25.

They invented that for the Sears Tower - express elevators to get you close to the floor you want, and then a local elevator to get you to the actual floor that you want. (It means you can put multiple local elevators in a single elevator shaft.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

154 Mostly, it's for efficiency in service. If you are going to 33, you don't have to stop at floors 2 through 25.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (OmmhE)

And the speed going straight to 33 is awesome but I can see how some people that don't like elevators in the first place would find that stressful.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (2DOZq)

155 G is ground
what is CP2
Posted by: vmom Trump Won!



Parking garage. 2nd floor. Aka, Car Park.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (BJLVZ)

156 They say if you get on the elevator at this library, there's no third floor. Why? Because Pereira designed it to be a solid block of concrete for supporting everything above that floor. Oookay...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)


That is a tesseract.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (WyVLE)

157 85 I watched that GiF just long enough to be put ion the duped list. One less loop and I would have been on the not duped list.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

Oh, I'm so glad I wasn't the only one! I just kept thinking "I'm so glad the climber is attached to those hooky things" and "how long is this video?"

Posted by: President-elect Iris at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (6lKe4)

158 136 See, this is why you need math folks.

I don't think there's any pattern behind the elevator buttons. The point is that it's a hot mess.

(I think.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

Putting elevator buttons in some semblance of reasonable order isn't exactly Fermat's Last Theorem level stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

159 Maybe the elevator is in a government building and this is what the bureaucrats decided on after 87 meetings.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (4thlk)


Designed by an Intersectional Equity (Mostly) Human Resources team!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (87oRe)

160 131 G is ground
what is CP2
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nUhF0)

-----------------------

My guess would be Car Park 2 (second floor of the parking deck)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (CAJOC)

161 I hope ventura county does not decide to follow LA county with this safer at home crap. Not that I plan to obey even if they did. Fuck them.

Posted by: IC at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (Nyumu)

162 Right! G - ground. CP2 - could be anything. Parking ? Commercial Parking ?

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (zr5Kq)

Government building. Communist parking, 2nd level

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (9Om/r)

163
If there's going to be no cops, fine. When they stop and get out, shoot them. Leave them lay, and drive off.



Or, decoy them and shoot them and take their car.

Posted by: rickb223


Once in a while you'll run across tales of how New York City came to have gun laws, how would-be victims were surprising members of the well-connected criminal establishment with small handguns, and how their protectors among the political elite huffily ran this state of affairs up through the city's power structure. It was just so damned un-sporting of them!

This was the kind of thinking that caused so many to get as far from the great cities as they could, and never go back. Our current cities will run the same way: there will be no police to make your life safe or convenient, colonizer, but if you use your white privilege caliber to take advantage of scavengers at play, bet your bippy that there will be a compelling legal authority to keep you in your place. The only lasting defense is going to be to surrender more urban territory to no-man's land.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at November 27, 2020 10:29 PM (zMFmR)

164 131 G is ground
what is CP2
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nUhF0)

Car Park 2 is my guess, or garage for us Yanks.

Hey, watching British TV is good for something.

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 10:29 PM (Ojki1)

165 Corn Pop 2. That dude was always up there waiting for me.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (fLVm1)

166 Communist parking, 2nd level
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (9Om/r)


Should be the helipad, no?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (t+qrx)

167 Cuckold Parking level 2

It's the Bulwark's office building

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)

168 158 136 See, this is why you need math folks.

I don't think there's any pattern behind the elevator buttons. The point is that it's a hot mess.

(I think.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

Putting elevator buttons in some semblance of reasonable order isn't exactly Fermat's Last Theorem level stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

There's two patterns.

One starting at the 40 goes in an inverse z pattern, the other starting at 27 goes in a longer inverse z pattern.

Buttons 1-4 appear to be missing.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

169
Tomorrow, Miley is gonna become ensconced in her new house. 'Tis complete (virtually, save for some piddling little shit). She wanted counter space, she's got counter space, and her pull-out spice rack.

And, thanks to a certain redneck whose something of electrician nut, she's got 3 dedicated 20A circuits feeding outlets on the kitchen counter. Four 3-gang boxes, with each receptacle on a 20A circuit, rotating around.

We can run a shit ton of stuff, deep fryers, electric griddle, coffee makers and all manner of other shit all at the same time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (rCwaK)

170 129

Yeah it is express elevators, and pretty cool to have.

Some buildings Ive seen have a system where you enter the floor you want at the lobby and then elevators self organize by floor dynamically. Those are wicked cool.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (22mNy)

171 They are no better than rabid critters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)


Why do you hate rabid critters?
They are innocent, unlike these almost sub-human scum!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (87oRe)

172 Putting elevator buttons in some semblance of reasonable order isn't exactly Fermat's Last Theorem level stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac

Fermat.

Heh-heh.

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (arJlL)

173 Corn Pop 2. That dude was always up there waiting for me.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Remaining Synapse at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (fLVm1)


effin' lol

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (t+qrx)

174 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

Putting elevator buttons in some semblance of reasonable order isn't exactly Fermat's Last Theorem level stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

Hence the head droppage.

Or being high. I don't know.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (9hauA)

175 158 136 See, this is why you need math folks.

I don't think there's any pattern behind the elevator buttons. The point is that it's a hot mess.

(I think.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

Putting elevator buttons in some semblance of reasonable order isn't exactly Fermat's Last Theorem level stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

----------------------

Apparently, for some people, it is...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (CAJOC)

176 138 Maybe the elevator is in a government building and this is what the bureaucrats decided on after 87 meetings.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (4thlk)

The one here at ONT is *much* better than those I found from a search for messed-up elevator button panels.

Posted by: Particularly European ones with negative numbers at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (BBWrU)

177 Buttons 1-4 appear to be missing.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

-----------

Take the escalator, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (fLVm1)

178 Skip-floor elevators were one of the many banes of human existence in American high-rise housing projects. A disastrous idea, with real and terrible consequences in many stairwells around the country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (BvLWD)

179 So I am still taking a trip down memory lane on my blog and came across a post I made regarding this comment from Monty. Whatever happened to him anyway? Used to really enjoy his comments. I think he even did some guest posts as well.

Chicks love Barry. It's his chiseled physique and his Pepsodent smile, his smooth baritone voice, and his come-hither look. Sure, he's an idiot; but that's never deterred the ladies before. In fact, many if not most of them seem to regard moral retardation as a kind of turn-on. He can smack them around all he wants, and they'll cry to their friends about how "he's a really good person" and "he's just under a lot of pressure right now".

The scary thing is that even the dudes are going weak in the knees. David Brooks, Frum, all the rest. I can imagine the old "I'm not gay but if I had to" conversations at the local watering hole.

It's a mystery to me, but I've long since become accustomed to the fact that most of my fellow human beans are complete fucking idiots. People never change. It's comforting, in a way.


Posted by: Monty at March 11, 2009 11:07 AM

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 27, 2020 10:31 PM (Do5/p)

180 Cuckold Parking level 2

It's the Bulwark's office building
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)

good one!

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:32 PM (zr5Kq)

181 so at KTY's college, they upgraded the elevators and they are centralized digital

you select the floor you want before you get on
wait for the ekevator that flashes the right floor
inside the elevator you cannot select a floor

it creeps me out

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:32 PM (nUhF0)

182 There's two patterns.

One starting at the 40 goes in an inverse z pattern, the other starting at 27 goes in a longer inverse z pattern.

Buttons 1-4 appear to be missing.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Zm+LZ)


Yeah, but button 6. I have no explanation for that one.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:32 PM (t+qrx)

183 Funny how, you think I'm a clown? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What the fuck is so funny about me??

Posted by: Mo Howard played by Joe Pesci at November 27, 2020 10:32 PM (qAR6u)

184
Tomorrow, Miley is gonna become ensconced in her new house. 'Tis complete (virtually, save for some piddling little shit). She wanted counter space, she's got counter space, and her pull-out spice rack.

And, thanks to a certain redneck whose something of electrician nut, she's got 3 dedicated 20A circuits feeding outlets on the kitchen counter. Four 3-gang boxes, with each receptacle on a 20A circuit, rotating around.

We can run a shit ton of stuff, deep fryers, electric griddle, coffee makers and all manner of other shit all at the same time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (rCwaK)


Congratulations, Publius!

I can't imaging two nicer people to enjoy such a wonderful gift. Love to Miley!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

185 notsothoreau, I'm so sorry about your pup. I hope she is doing better and stays that way for a long while.

It's good to see family over the holidays, and congrats on getting some serious work done!

Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:32 PM (+X9Vs)

186 There's two patterns.

One starting at the 40 goes in an inverse z pattern, the other starting at 27 goes in a longer inverse z pattern.

Buttons 1-4 appear to be missing.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

Correct. And it was totally unnecessary. Because someone decided to be insane.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:32 PM (9hauA)

187 True Fact:

The alien ship in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" was actually the science library at UC/SD.

Word/true story/etc.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2020 10:33 PM (KAi1n)

188 Try visiting one of M.C. Escher's buildings sometime.

The parking garage is on the 9th floor...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

189 168 158 136 See, this is why you need math folks.

I don't think there's any pattern behind the elevator buttons. The point is that it's a hot mess.

(I think.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

Putting elevator buttons in some semblance of reasonable order isn't exactly Fermat's Last Theorem level stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

There's two patterns.

One starting at the 40 goes in an inverse z pattern, the other starting at 27 goes in a longer inverse z pattern.

Buttons 1-4 appear to be missing.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

--------------------

Doesn't explain the 6.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:33 PM (CAJOC)

190 That elevator panel was installed by a devout muslim.

It is the Panel of Inashallah.

Bonus. The numbers have absolutely no relationship to what floor that button's wiring relay runs to.

And none of the faithful does maintenance on that panel. Ever. That is work for the filthy infidel to do. (meaning, us, of course)

I don't have much confidence in the service-life of all those ultra-tall buildings in the mid-east, for these very reasons.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2020 10:33 PM (QzJWU)

191 I would still push all of the buttons before I got off on my floor.

Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2020 10:34 PM (2eMOL)

192 Posted by: Monty at March 11, 2009 11:07 AM

Oh yeah, I enjoyed his posts, too. Very witty.

As for women loving Barry, puke.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

193 Imagine reading these lawsuits and still saying "no evidence."

I wonder if the action by some in the PA legislature today (the resolution to take back the power to send electors) doesn't give SCOTUS an "out" to make that their remedy to the situation.

That'd be ironic since it seems like PA wants SCOTUS to give them an "out" to take back the power to appoint electors.

It's a spineless circle jerk, but it works.

And if PA falls, I think Michigan will fall. They seem more spineless than PA but the chorus from voters will be too large for the GOP state house to ignore.

Those two plus Wisconsin is the win. If not Michigan, then Georgia.

Posted by: pmurT at November 27, 2020 10:34 PM (iWw4B)

194 167 Cuckold Parking level 2

It's the Bulwark's office building
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)

And in keeping with the name all the other building tenets park there so the cucks can drive in circles admiring other people in their spaces/

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 10:34 PM (Ojki1)

195 Whatever is on 6 belongs to group 28-40.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (zr5Kq)

196 189 168 158 136 See, this is why you need math folks.

I don't think there's any pattern behind the elevator buttons. The point is that it's a hot mess.

(I think.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (9hauA)

Putting elevator buttons in some semblance of reasonable order isn't exactly Fermat's Last Theorem level stuff.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

There's two patterns.

One starting at the 40 goes in an inverse z pattern, the other starting at 27 goes in a longer inverse z pattern.

Buttons 1-4 appear to be missing.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (Zm+LZ)

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Doesn't explain the 6.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:33 PM (CAJOC)

It's the left-hand pattern interrupting the right-hand pattern. Now of course they could've started the right-hand pattern at 26 and put 27 on the left, but that wouldn't be in keeping with the arbitrary nature of the rest of the arrangement.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (Zm+LZ)

197 A guy in Portland bemoans the lack of police enforcement:

Finally had enough, this car parks on my street no license plates dumps their trash and needles out on the median and street openly selling drugs. I confront him and he threatens me.Explain kids live in this neighborhood and he calls me racist. Call police and they hang up twice...

Hey, Oregon just decriminalized possession of all drugs, including meth and heroin. I bet you voted for that.

And now you think that the cops are going to come and roust low-level drug dealers? LOL.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

198 188 Try visiting one of M.C. Escher's buildings sometime.

The parking garage is on the 9th floor...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

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When you use an elevator at an M.C. Escher building, you have to select both the floor, and degree of rotation.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (CAJOC)

199 Correct. And it was totally unnecessary. Because someone decided to be insane.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:32 PM (9hauA)


Well my guess is the building originally topped out at 27 floors.

Then, when they were adding the others, they noticed they'd forgotten to put in the sixth.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (t+qrx)

200 181
so at KTY's college, they upgraded the elevators and they are centralized digital



you select the floor you want before you get on

wait for the ekevator that flashes the right floor

inside the elevator you cannot select a floor



it creeps me out

They've had that in some buildings here in S.F. for at least 5 years, if not more. It does take a bit of getting used to.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (KAi1n)

201 Remember how QWERTY was designed to prevent the typist from typing faster than the early mechanism could handle? Maybe the elevator panel was designed with the same theory in mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (fLVm1)

202 192 Posted by: Monty at March 11, 2009 11:07 AM

Oh yeah, I enjoyed his posts, too. Very witty.

As for women loving Barry, puke.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

Genius. Sex symbol. God. Was there anything Barry couldn't be?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (nakwk)

203 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (qAR6u)

204 201 Remember how QWERTY was designed to prevent the typist from typing faster than the early mechanism could handle? Maybe the elevator panel was designed with the same theory in mind.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (fLVm1)

ETAOIN SHRDLU

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:36 PM (nakwk)

205 Joseph Robinette Biden.
What kind of name is 'Robinette', anyway? Sounds kinda effeminate.
Joseph "Automat" BidenJoseph "Luncheonette" BidenJoseph "Robin's Egg" BidenJoseph "Robbin'-Peter-To-Pay-Paul" BidenJoseph "Robin Hood" Biden.Joseph "Bidet" Biden.Joseph "Smell her neck" Biden
all are better than Robinette

Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at November 27, 2020 10:36 PM (h2068)

206
Has not the SC just told Cuomo to get bent about restrictions on religious gatherings ?
Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2020 10:26 PM (2eMOL)

__________

When liberal judges made a decision it applies to the entire country, forever. Doesn't it work the other way?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2020 10:36 PM (mht8P)

207 197 A guy in Portland bemoans the lack of police enforcement:

Finally had enough, this car parks on my street no license plates dumps their trash and needles out on the median and street openly selling drugs. I confront him and he threatens me.Explain kids live in this neighborhood and he calls me racist. Call police and they hang up twice...

But they'll still vote Dem because voting for an R is just too out there, man.

Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (2eMOL)

208 Reminds me of the logic puzzle where you can only ask yes or no questions.

Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

Not the best of the various logic story question games but only elevator one I know.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (2DOZq)

209 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at November 27, 2020 10:00 PM (fLVm1)



Shut up, Sandy!

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (ZSK0i)

210 Genius. Sex symbol. God. Was there anything Barry couldn't be?
Posted by: Insomniac


Hoop shooter, bicycle rider, umbrella carrier & skeet shooter.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (BJLVZ)

211 ETAOIN SHRDLU
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:36 PM (nakwk)


That explains the 6, too.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

212 *check for floor 13

Ok. good.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (zr5Kq)

213 can you really just add 13 more floors to a building?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (nUhF0)

214
As for women loving Barry, puke.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

I think that was a media thing- playing up how much women adored him to convince LIV women that he was "hot."

Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (+X9Vs)

215 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (qAR6u)

216 >> Congratulations, Publius!

Thanks. Miley has been busy as hell getting stuff moved. She got her spice rack loaded up late this afternoon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (rCwaK)

217 Hoop shooter, bicycle rider, umbrella carrier & skeet shooter.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (BJLVZ)

He had plenty of experience with skeet, I'd wager.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (nakwk)

218 201 Remember how QWERTY was designed to prevent the typist from typing faster than the early mechanism could handle? Maybe the elevator panel was designed with the same theory in mind.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (fLVm1)

No reason for a person to hit lots of buttons on an elevator unless they're doing so for fun, and making it harder to do sequentially doesn't actually serve any purpose.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (Zm+LZ)

219 Could have been first, but I started watching that climbing video. Just how tall is this tower? Dude's got to have climbed at least 3000 feet since I started watching.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (SchxB)

220 Imagine reading these lawsuits and still saying "no evidence."



I wonder if the action by some in the PA legislature today (the
resolution to take back the power to send electors) doesn't give SCOTUS
an "out" to make that their remedy to the situation.



That'd be ironic since it seems like PA wants SCOTUS to give them an "out" to take back the power to appoint electors.



It's a spineless circle jerk, but it works.



And if PA falls, I think Michigan will fall. They seem more
spineless than PA but the chorus from voters will be too large for the
GOP state house to ignore.



Those two plus Wisconsin is the win. If not Michigan, then Georgia.

Posted by: pmurT at November 27, 2020 10:34 PM (iWw4B)

Trump does not just need to keep going until he hits 270. He needs to keep going until every damn fraudulent vote is thrown out and the fraudsters are buried under a prison.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (946rW)

221 can you really just add 13 more floors to a building?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (nUhF0)


yes.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (zr5Kq)

222 One of, if not the first elevator was built for King Louis XV, and it was a counter weighted box powered by humans.

It connected him to his mistress who lived a floor above him.


So your modern elevator of convenience started because a dude was too lazy to take the stairs to get laid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (kTi97)

223 And the speed going straight to 33 is awesome but I can see how some people that don't like elevators in the first place would find that stressful.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:27 PM (2DOZq)

Not a huge fan of highrise office towers, or elevators, but I will ride on them. And in some cases, now, for security reasons, you cannot take the stairs from one floor to the next, unless you have a key.

Longest elevator ride I was ever on? Some 3300 feet, down in the cage at the now-closed Mattabi Mine at Sturgeon Lake, Ontario. Took a while.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (OmmhE)

224 When liberal judges made a decision it applies to the entire country, forever. Doesn't it work the other way?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2020 10:36 PM (mht8P)

No, those you can ignore with impunity.

Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (2eMOL)

225 CP2 is probably physically located on floor 6...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (ZSK0i)

226 OK, I've figured it out.

There's nothing wrong with the panel.

Whoever designed the building put the floors in the wrong order!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (CAJOC)

227 There have been 358 carjackings in Minneapolis this year; the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reported that the city had experienced 76 carjackings or attempted carjackings in a span of seven weeks.

Who are these perpetrators? Last month, we learned the name of two of them after they were killed, along with a third perpetrator, when they wrecked a stolen car during a high-speed pursuit:

Three people died when the vehicle they were in rolled as they attempted to flee from police in Minneapolis early Monday morning.
According to the Minneapolis Police Department, officers saw the vehicle in the area of Dowling and Logan avenues at about 1:44 a.m. Officers recognized the vehicle as being a vehicle taken by force during a carjacking Sunday morning. Officers attempted a traffic stop, but the driver drove away at a high rate of speed, according to police.

Police said the vehicle's three occupants died as a result of the crash. "I got a phone call at work at 4:00 a.m. this morning saying my son was gone," Thomas Wright said. His son Jamonte Welch, age 15, was inside the car, along with his nephew Demetrius Dobbins. "My son, my nephew, the other little buddy, they were not bad kids. They just needed a little guidance," he said.


In this particular case, the young perpetrators stole a car after punching a 72-year-old woman in the face: "They punched her and knocked her to the ground to get her purse. They took off in their car, got halfway down the alley, realized they had the keys to her car backed up and she was standing up by now they got back out, hopped in her car," said Theresa Schlee, who said her aunt's car is the one Minneapolis police were chasing through north Minneapolis early Monday morning, with three teenagers inside.
All three teenagers in the car died when they lost control and crashed. Schlee says her aunt had been in the area near Dowling Ave. N, taking care of a relative's cat. "That kind of blatant attack in the middle of the day to an elderly person who was there just feeding a cat, it's like, that's not right."

Posted by: More from Minneapolis at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (BBWrU)

228 Now, Donald Trump was really handsome when he was younger, even with the scalpweasel in its youth. If I were in his circles, though, I would have stayed away from him, LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (9hauA)

229 Help me Horde, I just had it out with the #1 son, who now lives with us, over the election. He now thinks that I am a crazy conspiracy theorist. I fell woefully short in explaining my position, unfortunately my emotions overwhelm reason, logic and facts. All that I know to be true is jumbled up in my head and I just get mad and sputter and steam, 'tis not the best way to win the argument. I think that I will lie to him and ask for a regular girl's night out while I secretly go to firearms training and get my license to carry. Time is of the essence, this IS the hill to die on.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (a4EWo)

230 Then there's the story of a man (woman?) who found out the underground parking garage was flooded.

Yet they wanted to check to make sure their own car was okay, so went down there-- in the elevator-- to check.

Little did they know, the floor was *completely filled top to bottom* with water. When the doors opened up...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

231 https://tinyurl.com/y282okhf

The gal on the right. Yowza.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (nakwk)

232 Notsothoreau--older dogs often have seizures. It's very upsetting to see, I know.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

233 221 can you really just add 13 more floors to a building?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (nUhF0

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Yes, and don't waste your money on an engineer. YOLO!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (fLVm1)

234 ETAOIN SHRDLU
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:36 PM (nakwk)


a sin to err

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (WyVLE)

235 ETAOIN SHRDLU
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:36 PM (nakwk)


Well done!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 27, 2020 10:40 PM (87oRe)

236 can you really just add 13 more floors to a building?
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (nUhF0)


How hard can it be?

Posted by: Florida International University at November 27, 2020 10:40 PM (t+qrx)

237
As for women loving Barry, puke.

___________

Alao known as fag hags.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2020 10:40 PM (mht8P)

238 Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (BJLVZ)

Hey, was grandchild born successfully?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 10:40 PM (Rz2Nc)

239 BLM and leftists love black people so much that their action and agitation has led to more harm (including of the self-imposed type) to their beloved black people and others.

If a leftist type ever tells you xhe cares about you and wants to help you, run for dear life.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:42 PM (9hauA)

240 G - ground. CP2 - could be anything.

Control Panel 2. You hold that button down to get access to floors above 40.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2020 10:42 PM (l0Lgi)

241 208 Reminds me of the logic puzzle where you can only ask yes or no questions.

Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

Not the best of the various logic story question games but only elevator one I know.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (2DOZq)

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Just to add to it - if it was raining, he'd take the elevator all the way up.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:42 PM (CAJOC)

242 Debby, sending my empathies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

243 238 Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:37 PM (BJLVZ)

Hey, was grandchild born successfully?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 10:40 PM (Rz2Nc)

Made it 9' 7.5" before landing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:42 PM (nakwk)

244 In this particular case, the young perpetrators stole a car after punching a 72-year-old woman in the face: "They
punched her and knocked her to the ground to get her purse. They took
off in their car, got halfway down the alley, realized they had the keys
to her car backed up and she was standing up by now they got back out,
hopped in her car," said Theresa Schlee, who said her aunt's car is the
one Minneapolis police were chasing through north Minneapolis early
Monday morning, with three teenagers inside.

All three teenagers in the car died when they lost control and
crashed. Schlee says her aunt had been in the area near Dowling Ave. N,
taking care of a relative's cat. "That kind of blatant attack in the
middle of the day to an elderly person who was there just feeding a cat,
it's like, that's not right."

Posted by: More from Minneapolis at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (BBWrU)

I am glad they died and cannot hurt another human being ever again. And it was that father's job to provide guidance... not eulogize his bad seed who apparently had never been taught you don't hit women and steal their cars.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 27, 2020 10:43 PM (946rW)

245 216 >> Congratulations, Publius!

Thanks. Miley has been busy as hell getting stuff moved. She got her spice rack loaded up late this afternoon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (rCwaK


I'm just so happy for both of you!

I loved seeing pictures of the house. The house and setting are beautiful.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

246 228, Chique - yeah he was. I can totally see why women were probably throwing themselves on him. Rich, handsome and successful..

Posted by: IC at November 27, 2020 10:43 PM (Nyumu)

247 Officers attempted a traffic stop, but the driver drove away at a high rate of speed, according to police.

Police said the vehicle's three occupants died as a result of the crash. "I got a phone call at work at 4:00 a.m. this morning saying my son was gone," Thomas Wright said. His son Jamonte Welch, age 15, was inside the car, along with his nephew Demetrius Dobbins. "My son, my nephew, the other little buddy, they were not bad kids. They just needed a little guidance," he said.



I'll say it. Yeah. They were bad kids. You should have given them that guidance.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:43 PM (BJLVZ)

248
While I was waiting, my old dog had a bad seizure. I thought her heart was going to stop. She came out of it and I gave her a pain pill. Vet checked her our and said she seems healthy for her age. So will see how it goes.

___________

Miss Dutchess has seizures, some quite bad. She's been on phenobarbital for a year and it's done her well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2020 10:44 PM (mht8P)

249 "My son, my nephew, the other little buddy, they were not bad kids. They just needed a little guidance," he said.

In this particular case, the young perpetrators stole a car after punching a 72-year-old woman in the face: "They punched her and knocked her to the ground to get her purse. They took off in their car, got halfway down the alley, realized they had the keys to her car backed up and she was standing up by now they got back out, hopped in her car," said Theresa Schlee, who said her aunt's car is the one Minneapolis police were chasing through north Minneapolis early Monday morning, with three teenagers inside.


So beating up a 72 year old woman and stealing her car is "not bad" according to this guy? And you're his father, why weren't YOU giving him guidance??????

Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:44 PM (+X9Vs)

250 Trump does not just need to keep going until he hits 270. He needs to keep going until every damn fraudulent vote is thrown out and the fraudsters are buried under a prison.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

This. Bigly.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 27, 2020 10:44 PM (IpyIE)

251 Hey, Oregon just decriminalized possession of all drugs, including meth and heroin. I bet you voted for that.

And now you think that the cops are going to come and roust low-level drug dealers? LOL.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

All-terrain Roomba. Remote control. 2 sticks of dynamite. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2020 10:44 PM (OmmhE)

252
That was stunt some of us pulled in my teenage punk years -- waiting until a lot of people were waiting to use the elevators in a hotel, then pushing all the buttons to make it stop at every floor, and getting the hell out.

We should've had our asses kicked. Multiple times.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:44 PM (rCwaK)

253 Hey, was grandchild born successfully?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42


Yes! 8 lbs 1 oz. boy. Everyone is home now. We're bring lunch to them tomorrow. Thank you for asking.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (BJLVZ)

254 Well the walls of the elevator are padded and it looks like the floor has plywood so it's a service elevator, most service elevator button panels are not very well maintained and the elevator repair/maintenance dudes will usually do whatever it takes to get them running.

So there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (MY1UP)

255 DDS, hang in there Girl. But yes, get thee to a range and work out some stresses.

It's great fun too.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Rvt88)

256 So beating up a 72 year old woman and stealing her car is "not bad" according to this guy? And you're his father, why weren't YOU giving him guidance??????
Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:44 PM (+X9Vs)

---------

"Mistakes were made."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (fLVm1)

257 241 208 Reminds me of the logic puzzle where you can only ask yes or no questions.

Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

He is Rick Wilson and if he takes the elevator the entire way he will arrive at 5:25 and his wife's bull doesn't finish plowing her until 5:30?

Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (2eMOL)

258 Made it 9' 7.5" before landing.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:42 PM (nakwk)

Damn, that must have hurt

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (Rz2Nc)

259 The whole idea of skip-floor elevators in residential buildings was dumb. The idea was twofold... Make the elevators faster, and deliver people to common usage areas for amenities and utilities.

Now, under the best of circumstances, such areas fall victim to the tragedy of the commons. But this tactic was employed in cheaply constructed brutalist tower blocks for the poor, and these areas quickly stopped functioning as anything but open-air drug markets.

And, the poorly lit and unguarded stairwells everyone had to use to get home became infested with desperate, murderous junkies.

It was a catastrophic failure in architecture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (BvLWD)

260 The Three Stooges out of character look like the cast of a Scorsese film.


___________




That looks like a still from the original "Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood."

Posted by: ShainS at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (WqPYg)

261 My email is my nic at gee, mail! And I dunno anything about other cartoons, I just found that one funny.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 27, 2020 10:46 PM (JXT9B)

262 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won

yeah, furearms training can be a girls night out

don't talk politucs with him, imo

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:46 PM (nUhF0)

263 https://tinyurl.com/y282okhf

The gal on the right. Yowza.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (nakwk)

So much yes. The one on the Left ain't bad herself. I'd like to see her in the same pose,

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

264
And now you think that the cops are going to come and roust low-level drug dealers? LOL.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 27, 2020 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

________

Frees up time to harass law-abiding citizens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2020 10:47 PM (mht8P)

265 Heya, Weirddave.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:47 PM (t+qrx)

266 Beer and leftover green bean casserole is an underrated combination.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 27, 2020 10:47 PM (IpyIE)

267 It was a catastrophic failure in architecture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (BvLWD)

_________


... or public policy.

;--)

Posted by: ShainS at November 27, 2020 10:47 PM (WqPYg)

268 But they'll still vote Dem because voting for an R is just too out there, man.

Portland desperately needs a Giuliani, but a significant amount of the electorate votes to show that they are Good People, not to make the city functional.

So, as usual, people who don't like it will vote with their feet and move to the suburbs.

It was pretty funny - Portland is just covered in graffiti these days. Someone complained about it, and immediately got angry responses:

"It's better than India!", "It's better than Berlin!", and the ever-popular favorite: "Every other city in the United States is just as bad!"

These people will happily squat in their cesspool, and adamantly claim that absolutely nothing is wrong.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 27, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

269 Yes! 8 lbs 1 oz. boy. Everyone is home now. We're bring lunch to them tomorrow. Thank you for asking.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (BJLVZ)

Awesome! Congratulations, I'm glad all went well and they're all home.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

270 Good evening, Horde.

I realized that one of the places I used to host karaoke has an internet-accessible jukebox.

I just requested David Lee Roth's "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody" to play three times in a row.

I wish I were there to see their faces.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aommx)

271 The elevator could make sense except for floor 6. And the fact they had no floor 2 3 or 4.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM (2DOZq)

It could be that there are no floors 2-4 - it could be a 4-story atrium.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (dypY8)

272 >> I loved seeing pictures of the house.

We'll take some more now that it's finished.

I've got to get busy. I've got to get some mulch around the thing to keep the rain from splashing that red clay all over the brick and garage siding. Then I've got to get some gravel in to get a proper driveway, or at least a rough-in driveway. That's a priority with nasty winter weather coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (rCwaK)

273
It was a catastrophic failure in architecture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (BvLWD)

__________

But the best European architectural theorists came up with the concept!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (mht8P)

274 "28 Not to be the "well akshually" guy, but Moe and Curly's real names were Moses and Jerome."
beat me to it

Posted by: JoshO at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (Z9wz+)

275 270 Good evening, Horde.

I realized that one of the places I used to host karaoke has an internet-accessible jukebox.

I just requested David Lee Roth's "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody" to play three times in a row.

I wish I were there to see their faces.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aommx



You are a bastard, sir!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (kTi97)

276 They're not spineless. That is their cover story.

They are backing you by means of backstabbing PDT. They're telling the base GFY in broad daylight. And expect you to vote for them next time anyway.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (eAoQR)

277 270 Good evening, Horde.

I realized that one of the places I used to host karaoke has an internet-accessible jukebox.

I just requested David Lee Roth's "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody" to play three times in a row.

I wish I were there to see their faces.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aommx)

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Why make it internet accessible? Is the idea that people can select music on their phones from their tables?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (CAJOC)

278 I wish I were there to see their faces.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aommx)


God's work, Captain Whitebread.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (t+qrx)

279 (For the following joke remember that a peloton is a group of bicyclists riding together)

Why did God create the peloton?
So everyone would know who all the assholes in town are.

Posted by: JT Smith at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (frfx6)

280 275 270 Good evening, Horde.

I realized that one of the places I used to host karaoke has an internet-accessible jukebox.

I just requested David Lee Roth's "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody" to play three times in a row.

I wish I were there to see their faces.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aommx



You are a bastard, sir!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (kTi97)

I like his version. Three times in a row is a wee bit excessive though.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (nakwk)

281 I just requested David Lee Roth's "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody" to play three times in a row.

That's just evil. What's the URL?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (SchxB)

282 Fauci is a dickless piece of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at November 27, 2020 10:51 PM (PisyI)

283 Trump does not just need to keep going until he hits 270. He needs to keep going until every damn fraudulent vote is thrown out and the fraudsters are buried under a prison.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 27, 2020 10:38 PM (946rW)

++++++++++++++


100% no question

I see it like this:

Phase one: win enough states to put Trump back in power.

Phase two: challenge election results in literally every other state, expose fraud, file suit, flip downballot races

Phase three: charge, try, convict, imprison, and when applicable, execute all conspirators

Phase four: push for a constitutional amendment regarding election integrity, campaign state by state until enough are on board. Completely do an end-runaround the Democrats. Don't give them a single thing. In fact, pay close attention to whatever they want in such an amendment, and then specifically outlaw every one of those ideas.

Posted by: pmurT at November 27, 2020 10:51 PM (iWw4B)

284 BREAKING: L.A. County has issued another stay at
home order, which will ban most gatherings, except for protests and
outdoor church. Takes effect on Monday. How this will be enforced and
who will do it is unclear.



You can read the order here:

https://bit.ly/39sLBbb at_FOXLA



7:51 PM - Nov 27, 2020 - Twitter Web App



https://bit.ly/2JiOO2f

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 27, 2020 10:04 PM (Do5/p)


Except for protests. How convenient. I wonder if a Stop the Steal rally would be covered under protest? I'm gonna say not a chance.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (uRqDF)

285
I wish I were there to see their faces.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aommx



You are a bastard, sir!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (kTi97)

I like his version. Three times in a row is a wee bit excessive though.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (nakwk)

It could have been worse: he could have selected Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or worse, Havin' My Baby.

Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (+X9Vs)

286 Congrats on the house
Congrats on the bouncing boy

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (eAoQR)

287 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2020 10:45 PM (BvLWD)

Cabrini housing project.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (2DOZq)

288
We'll take some more now that it's finished.

I've got to get busy. I've got to get some mulch around the thing to keep the rain from splashing that red clay all over the brick and garage siding. Then I've got to get some gravel in to get a proper driveway, or at least a rough-in driveway. That's a priority with nasty winter weather coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (rCwaK)


I know you're both busy, but send pictures soon!

BTW--how are your mom and dad doing?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

289 I like his version. Three times in a row is a wee bit excessive though.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (nakwk)

It could have been worse: he could have selected Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or worse, Havin' My Baby.
Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (+X9Vs)



Achy Breaky Heart

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (kTi97)

290 I gave the dog a gabapentin and that seemed to help. Vet thought it woyld be okay to give those as needed. Didn't think she needed the stronger stuff yet.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (YynYJ)

291 285
I wish I were there to see their faces.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aommx



You are a bastard, sir!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (kTi97)

I like his version. Three times in a row is a wee bit excessive though.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (nakwk)

It could have been worse: he could have selected Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or worse, Havin' My Baby.
Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (+X9Vs)

----------------------

Muskrat Love

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (CAJOC)

292 G is ground

what is CP2

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nUhF0)


C-3POs cousin.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (uRqDF)

293 Seriously, what's the jukebox url? I wanna request Humpty Dance multiple times.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (IpyIE)

294 Phase three: charge, try, convict, imprison, and when applicable, execute all conspirators

Posted by: pmurT


We can't do that on an attempted coup when we know who was spying on him.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (BJLVZ)

295
It could have been worse: he could have selected Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or worse, Havin' My Baby.
Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (+X9Vs)


Those top my list of despised songs.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

296 293 Seriously, what's the jukebox url? I wanna request Humpty Dance multiple times.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (IpyIE)

Spelled with an umpty?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:54 PM (nakwk)

297 I like his version. Three times in a row is a wee bit excessive though.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (nakwk)

It could have been worse: he could have selected Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or worse, Havin' My Baby.
Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (+X9Vs)



Achy Breaky Heart
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (kTi97)

Wing Beneath My Wings.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:54 PM (zr5Kq)

298 289 I like his version. Three times in a row is a wee bit excessive though.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (nakwk)

It could have been worse: he could have selected Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or worse, Havin' My Baby.
Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (+X9Vs)



Achy Breaky Heart
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (kTi97)

"We Built This City."

And Rebecca Black's "Friday."

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 10:54 PM (Ojki1)

299 I wish I were there to see their faces.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aommx







You are a bastard, sir!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:49 PM (kTi97)



I like his version. Three times in a row is a wee bit excessive though.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (nakwk)



It could have been worse: he could have selected Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or worse, Havin' My Baby.

Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (+X9Vs)



----------------------



Muskrat Love


Hey There Delilah.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 10:54 PM (SchxB)

300 Phase five: declassify every piece of paper from the O years.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 10:54 PM (eAoQR)

301
Those top my list of despised songs.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

You, Madame, are a lady of distinction and good taste.

Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:54 PM (+X9Vs)

302 hahah

Wind Beneath My Wings.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:55 PM (zr5Kq)

303 Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

Not the best of the various logic story question games but only elevator one I know.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me


Visiting girlfriend's apartment after work ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cornbread are Square, Pie are Round Critic ... at November 27, 2020 10:55 PM (LPnfS)

304 It could have been worse: he could have selected Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or worse, Havin' My Baby.
Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (+X9Vs)

----------------------

Muskrat Love
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 10:55 PM (arJlL)

305 Muskrat Love

Hey There Delilah.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 10:54 PM

Muskrat Love was released by three different artists. WTF

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:55 PM (2DOZq)

306 295
It could have been worse: he could have selected Total Eclipse of the Heart. Or worse, Havin' My Baby.
Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:52 PM (+X9Vs)


Those top my list of despised songs.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

------------------------

If you've not seen it, you should check out the Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video.

https://youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (CAJOC)

307 Those top my list of despised songs.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

That children are the future song.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (eAoQR)

308 229 Help me Horde, I just had it out with the #1 son, who now lives with us, over the election. He now thinks that I am a crazy conspiracy theorist. I fell woefully short in explaining my position, unfortunately my emotions overwhelm reason, logic and facts. All that I know to be true is jumbled up in my head and I just get mad and sputter and steam, 'tis not the best way to win the argument. I think that I will lie to him and ask for a regular girl's night out while I secretly go to firearms training and get my license to carry. Time is of the essence, this IS the hill to die on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (a4EWo)

I stopped arguing with family. I se d them li ks to stuff like the PA legislature public hearing, Powell's lawsuit case file, Wood's lawsuit, the articles for statistical analysis, etc.


I tell them to read that, them come back and prove to me that they aren't brain dead sheep.

Mom came around, but still hates 'that goddamned bastard trump'. I told her i love her, but she really needs to pull her head out of cnn's ass.

Smash is taking a lot more sublety.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (VcFUs)

309 Phase one: win enough states to put Trump back in power.

I think he's going to put all the cards on the table. Show the entire landslide. It would take the pressure off the spineless- they wouldn't be "the state that put him over the top".

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (ELgVT)

310 Spelled with an umpty?
Posted by: Insomniac

And he likes his oatmeal lumpy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (IpyIE)

311 Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

Not the best of the various logic story question games but only elevator one I know.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me

Visiting girlfriend's apartment after work ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cornbread are Square, Pie are Round Critic ... at November 27, 2020 10:55 PM (LPnfS)

Exercise.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)

312 Hey There Delilah.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 10:54 PM (SchxB)


I only ever heard Remy's parody version until about two years ago and now when I hear it in stores, I can only hear "Hey There Khalilah". I'm OK with that.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx)

313 Loving You

--Minnie Riperton

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:57 PM (fLVm1)

314 301
Those top my list of despised songs.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

You, Madame, are a lady of distinction and good taste.
Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:54 PM (+X9Vs)


Thank, you, Moki.

***curtseys shyly***

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

315 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.
Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 10:55 PM (arJlL)

I will admit to liking this song. Also, I can play it on piano.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:57 PM (CAJOC)

316 Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

Not the best of the various logic story question games but only elevator one I know.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me

Wanted to get in his steps/exercise, and he had time to do that after work, instead of in the morning when he was trying to get there on time in a non-sweaty state.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:57 PM (9hauA)

317 Although I like Billy Idol a really lot, I would claw the button off of a jukebox if Eyes without a Face played three times.

Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 10:57 PM (+X9Vs)

318 >> I know you're both busy, but send pictures soon!

I asked Miley how long it had been since she last talked to you, and she "a while". She can call you now, if you'd like. Or you can call her.

The folks are doing pretty good. My mother was down with Miley while she was putting up the stuff in the kitchen. My father is mostly sleeping all day, but he's not getting into trouble. My mother gave a Miley a nice place setting set she had squirreled away. 5 seat. She had that hidden somewhere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (rCwaK)

319 307 Those top my list of despised songs.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

That children are the future song.
Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (eAoQR)

Sexual Chocolate!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (nakwk)

320 Ohio State vs Illinois game for tomorrow is cancelled due to positive Covid tests at OSU. The Big Ten in its stupid Covid protocols did not allow for any make up dates for games and will not allow game substitutions. So just as OSU was penalized when Maryland cancelled on them Illinois is also penalized despite following protocols and having no or few positive cases. This will effect post season play for teams for having played fewer games than other conferences.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (r+Wr5)

321 "We Built This City."

I just have to say that this earworm has been in my head EVERY DAY since that fateful ONT. I would ask for rescue....but I'm pretty sure the Horde would send me something worse..

Posted by: President-elect Iris at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (6lKe4)

322 ... or public policy.

;--)
Posted by: ShainS at November 27, 2020 10:47 PM (WqPYg)

------

Doubtless. Hobbesian jungles built for tyrants, by the low bidder.

The history of mid century public housing in the US is fucking bizarre and very, very sad.

Not that what we do now is good, but it's not like that macabre nightmare scenario.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (BvLWD)

323 Muskrat Love was released by three different artists. WTF

If you're gonna suck might as well go for hard vacuum.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (SchxB)

324 Muskrat Love was released by three different artists. WTF

If you're gonna suck might as well go for hard vacuum.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (SchxB)

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Cheap licensing

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 10:59 PM (fLVm1)

325 Reminds me of the logic puzzle where you can only ask yes or no questions.



Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took
the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he
came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest
of the way. Why?







To get to the other side.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2020 10:59 PM (uRqDF)

326 I think that I will lie to him and ask for a regular girl's night out while I secretly go to firearms training and get my license to carry. Time is of the essence, this IS the hill to die on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (a4EWo)


I'm confused.

You have to "ask" your son to go out and provide a reason?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

327 Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

Not the best of the various logic story question games but only elevator one I know.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me

Visiting girlfriend's apartment after work ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cornbread are Square, Pie are Round Critic ... at November 27, 2020 10:55 PM (LPnfS)

Exercise.
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)


His apartment is the entire top half of the building. It's yuge.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 10:59 PM (t+qrx)

328 Sarah Eaglesfield (@zenxv) has parked a website: 2020audit.org
Doesn't seem to be up and functional yet though.

Posted by: #AuditEVERYVote at November 27, 2020 10:59 PM (BBWrU)

329 Why make it internet accessible? Is the idea that people can select music on their phones from their tables?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (CAJOC)


Yes. It's a TouchTunes jukebox. Download the app, and you can access any box of theirs in the area.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:59 PM (aommx)

330 "We Built This City."

I just have to say that this earworm has been in my head EVERY DAY since that fateful ONT. I would ask for rescue....but I'm pretty sure the Horde would send me something worse..

Posted by: President-elect Iris


Look up Dominick the Donkey on YouTube. Christmas song.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2020 11:00 PM (BJLVZ)

331 Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

Not the best of the various logic story question games but only elevator one I know.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me

-----------------------

I hear AtC has the same routine.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:00 PM (CAJOC)

332 321 "We Built This City."

I just have to say that this earworm has been in my head EVERY DAY since that fateful ONT. I would ask for rescue....but I'm pretty sure the Horde would send me something worse..

Posted by: President-elect Iris at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (6lKe4)



Could be worse.

You could get the chicken dance stuck in there

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 11:00 PM (kTi97)

333 Loving You



--Minnie Riperton


Papa Basura loved that song. Us brats, not so much.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 11:00 PM (SchxB)

334 He fights! Gotta love him.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:00 PM (eAoQR)

335 ..I wish I were there to see their faces.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 10:48 PM (aommx)



You're just toying with your prey, there.

Play "Baby Shark" on a loop, and put them out of their misery. End Them!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2020 11:01 PM (QzJWU)

336 332 321 "We Built This City."

I just have to say that this earworm has been in my head EVERY DAY since that fateful ONT. I would ask for rescue....but I'm pretty sure the Horde would send me something worse..

Posted by: President-elect Iris at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (6lKe4)



Could be worse.

You could get the chicken dance stuck in there
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 11:00 PM (kTi97)

Hmmmm?

Posted by: Baby Shark at November 27, 2020 11:01 PM (Ojki1)

337 Muskrat Love was released by three different artists. WTF
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:55 PM (2DOZq)

---
Otter love would be a real surprise.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:01 PM (eAoQR)

338 is concealed or open carry allwed in Minneapolis

=====
Whatever. The important point is that being whyte isn't.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at November 27, 2020 11:01 PM (d6mdH)

339 when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

Nobody's going to get the puzzle with this elevator panel! That's what's messing us up.

Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (ELgVT)

340 I asked Miley how long it had been since she last talked to you, and she "a while". She can call you now, if you'd like. Or you can call her.

The folks are doing pretty good. My mother was down with Miley while she was putting up the stuff in the kitchen. My father is mostly sleeping all day, but he's not getting into trouble. My mother gave a Miley a nice place setting set she had squirreled away. 5 seat. She had that hidden somewhere.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:58 PM (rCwaK)


Publius--tell Miley she can call any time it's convenient. Afternoons are best, cuz tennis in mornings.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

341 Difficult day today. My stepson and his sister showed up to help with a little cleanup. (Got me off work early and was good to see the grandson). While I was waiting, my old dog had a bad seizure. I thought her heart was going to stop. She came out of it and I gave her a pain pill. Vet checked her our and said she seems healthy for her age. So will see how it goes.

Got two loads of old shingles off to the dump and the gutters cleaned so was worth it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 27, 2020 10:20

Glad the dog checked out OK. And sounds like you made progress outside.
I've got a ton to do but am pretty lame right now. Will get done what I can.

Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (rqZoM)

342 That children are the future song.
Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (eAoQR)

The Greatest Love of All - Whitney Houston.

For some reason, when I was in elementary school in Nigeria, that was one of the songs we would sing in Brownie meetings.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (9hauA)

343 The answer of the logic question is the businessman was a dwarf and could not reach the the button to his apartment floor.

I told you it wasn't the best of the bunch. But it's still fun to play the game properly ( yes or no questions ) . Helps you think out of the box.



Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (2DOZq)

344 LOL, thanks/s

Posted by: President-elect Iris at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (6lKe4)

345 {{{Jim}}}

Dahlin!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

346 when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

He was a midget, with no sword cane, so could only push the lower buttons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (u82oZ)

347 Disinherit ftw.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:03 PM (eAoQR)

348 Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took

the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he

came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest

of the way. Why?





Is his last name Fauci?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2020 11:03 PM (uRqDF)

349
Okay, I'll tell her tomorrow afternoon would be the best to call, Ladyl.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 11:04 PM (rCwaK)

350 Mr Meeseeks, Look at me

Wished I typed faster. It looks awkward to be typing when the answer came out. I came back to answer this.

GTG.

Have a great night, everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2020 11:04 PM (u82oZ)

351 when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

He was a midget, with no sword cane, so could only push the lower buttons.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (u82oZ)



Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:04 PM (zr5Kq)

352
Play "Baby Shark" on a loop, and put them out of their misery. End Them!


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2020 11:01 PM (QzJWU)


OH GOOD NIGHT NURSE,

That is horrible!!! I'd never heard the song until now, and I would never, in a million freaking years, play that for a young child, and I lived the Barney years with toddlers.

Posted by: Moki at November 27, 2020 11:04 PM (+X9Vs)

353 346 when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?

He was a midget, with no sword cane, so could only push the lower buttons.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (u82oZ)

-----------------------

This can't be right. I have never met a midget who didn't have a sword cane.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:05 PM (CAJOC)

354 The answer of the logic question is the businessman was a dwarf and could not reach the the button to his apartment floor.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (2DOZq)


He could've asked someone. No shame in that.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 11:05 PM (t+qrx)

355

He was a midget, with no sword cane, so could only push the lower buttons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (u82oZ)

This is the best answer.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 11:05 PM (9hauA)

356 Well, was he a dwarf or a midget?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 11:05 PM (fLVm1)

357 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (a4EWo)


I'm confused.

You have to "ask" your son to go out and provide a reason?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)


This is inexcuseable. You do what you want, when you want.

Please reach out if you find yourself in a situation not of your choosing.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 27, 2020 11:06 PM (VcFUs)

358 The elevator seems to be like a red laser pointer and we are all cats.

Or somebody is trying to push a math quiz on us. If so, slamming hand on counter in my best Kramer impersonation, .... I'm out.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at November 27, 2020 11:06 PM (gtu/X)

359 Except when it rained, when he then had an umbrella to push the button.

Posted by: Or a bumbershoot to you Brits at November 27, 2020 11:06 PM (BBWrU)

360 ..{{{Jim}}}

Dahlin!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)



You do know how to brighten a dark and rainy night, ma'am.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2020 11:06 PM (QzJWU)

361 I think that I will lie to him and ask for a regular girl's night out while I secretly go to firearms training and get my license to carry. Time is of the essence, this IS the hill to die on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (a4EWo)


I'm confused.

You have to "ask" your son to go out and provide a reason?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

X2, isn't he living in your home?if he's an adult kick him out.

Of course, I'm the guy who just visited his mother. Received the normal stuff leaving, cinnamon rolls, fried chicken, some chocolate chips cookies, oh and here's a ruger, 357 magnum, ammo is in short supply but this is what I could find, and here's all the empty brass that "fits" it.

What, isn't that how everyone's visit home to mom goes?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 11:06 PM (Rz2Nc)

362 Help me Horde, I just had it out with the #1 son, who now lives with us, over the election. He now thinks that I am a crazy conspiracy theorist. I fell woefully short in explaining my position, unfortunately my emotions overwhelm reason, logic and facts. All that I know to be true is jumbled up in my head and I just get mad and sputter and steam, 'tis not the best way to win the argument. I think that I will lie to him and ask for a regular girl's night out while I secretly go to firearms training and get my license to carry. Time is of the essence, this IS the hill to die on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (a4EWo)

I stopped arguing with family. I se d them li ks to stuff like the PA legislature public hearing, Powell's lawsuit case file, Wood's lawsuit, the articles for statistical analysis, etc.


I tell them to read that, them come back and prove to me that they aren't brain dead sheep.

Mom came around, but still hates 'that goddamned bastard trump'. I told her i love her, but she really needs to pull her head out of cnn's ass.

Smash is taking a lot more sublety.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 27, 2020 10:56 PM (VcFUs)

I've got the same situation with a sister and her chronically underemployed mooching children. We stopped discussing politics after being told that we were "being mean" simply for defending our own points of view.

At the tip of my tongue is the desire to say "you voted for Biden so maybe you can ask him for money and help now?"

Posted by: Jade Sea at November 27, 2020 11:06 PM (V6i8m)

363 The TouchTunes app has "Muskrat Love", but no "Baby Shark".

It DOES have "What's New, Pussycat?" and "It's Not Unusual".

It could be a real-life John Mullaney stand-up routine.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 11:07 PM (aommx)

364 The answer of the logic question is the businessman was a dwarf and could not reach the the button to his apartment floor.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (2DOZq)

He lives in the penthouse, so he's definitely got some bucks. You'd think he could work something out with the building manager to install a button in the elevator within his reach that would get him to the top floor.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:07 PM (nakwk)

365 Nobody's going to get the puzzle with this elevator panel! That's what's messing us up.
Posted by: t-bird

Its a prison.

Deputy takes the guy to the elevator..

"The judge set you free; just push 3 and a car will be waiting to take you where you wanna go,"

Guy gets in the elevator, the doors close and the floor opens up and the guy falls into prison.

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 11:07 PM (arJlL)

366 329 Why make it internet accessible? Is the idea that people can select music on their phones from their tables?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 10:50 PM (CAJOC)

Or that Dominion hackers can allow China / Iran to control it.

Posted by: I read the manual at November 27, 2020 11:08 PM (BBWrU)

367 Well, was he a dwarf or a midget?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 11:05 PM (fLVm1)

I'm sorry. A little person.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:08 PM (2DOZq)

368 Sword canes. Very Victorian. I like it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:08 PM (nakwk)

369 "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

NO, YOU IDGETS!! MOST OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION IS NOT CHRISTIAN!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2020 11:08 PM (Rvt88)

370 Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?


I like the exercise answer. But I think this is supposed to be somewhat more clever.

He is a businessman in a high rise, so broken buttons doesn't make sense. Maybe he can't reach them, which would make him a midget, but why not carry a selfie stick to get the other buttons, or ask someone to call his floor.

So the top floor would be the penthouse, and we don't know if this businessman was the registered occupant and thus would have a special pass key that allows the elevator to go all the way up.

Or he could be and he is lending out his card to his mistress and thus goes to the highest floor he can ride and then hikes the remaining steps.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at November 27, 2020 11:09 PM (C+evo)

371 I'm sorry. A little person.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me


Leprechauns be needing no elevator!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Irish Coffee Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:09 PM (LPnfS)

372 He could have been a Hobbit. Someone might have inquired instead of just making assumptions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 11:09 PM (fLVm1)

373 356 Well, was he a dwarf or a midget?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 11:05 PM (fLVm1)

Dwarves work in the mines, so I'm going with midget.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:10 PM (nakwk)

374 NO IRISH !

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)

375 370 Businessman lived in the top floor in a high rise building and took the elevator down to the lobby every morning to go to work but when he came home he took the elevator half way up and took the stairs the rest of the way. Why?


I like the exercise answer. But I think this is supposed to be somewhat more clever.

He is a businessman in a high rise, so broken buttons doesn't make sense. Maybe he can't reach them, which would make him a midget, but why not carry a selfie stick to get the other buttons, or ask someone to call his floor.

---

Or just sue them to hell and back for not being ADA compliant.

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 11:10 PM (Ojki1)

376 360 ..{{{Jim}}}

Dahlin!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)


You do know how to brighten a dark and rainy night, ma'am.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2020 11:06 PM (QzJWU)


Miss you, my friend.

I wish the TX Mome happened more than once a year!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

377 ..could be a Troll...

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (zr5Kq)

378 I figure the trick relates to the "top floor" not being some penthouse suite but a room on top of the building or the like.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (Zm+LZ)

379 He could have been a Hobbit. Someone might have inquired instead of just making assumptions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 11:09 PM (fLVm1)


A hobbit wouldn't live on the top floor of a high-rise.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (t+qrx)

380 Dwarves work in the mines, so I'm going with midget.
Posted by: Insomniac


We don't need no stinking mimes !!!!

Posted by: Deaf from all the explosions Dwarf ... at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (LPnfS)

381 They're always after me Lucky Charms.

Posted by: The Leprechaun at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (fLVm1)

382 377 ..could be a Troll...
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (zr5Kq)

Trolls live in mom's basement though.

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (Ojki1)

383 379 He could have been a Hobbit. Someone might have inquired instead of just making assumptions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 11:09 PM (fLVm1)

A hobbit wouldn't live on the top floor of a high-rise.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (t+qrx)

He'd live in a nice hobbit-hole.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (nakwk)

384 NO IRISH !
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)

What'd I do now?

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:12 PM (KuT6N)

385 Mark Levin seems enthused

https://tinyurl.com/yyqc2jp3

Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2020 11:12 PM (2eMOL)

386
Dwarves work in the mines, so I'm going with midget.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:10 PM (nakwk)


Duuuude.

You just assumed his line of business based on his height.


Hater.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 27, 2020 11:12 PM (VcFUs)

387 384 NO IRISH !
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)

What'd I do now?
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:12 PM (KuT6N)

Drinking. Fighting. The usual.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:12 PM (nakwk)

388 For some reason, when I was in elementary school in Nigeria, that was one of the songs we would sing in Brownie meetings.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 11:02 PM (9hauA)
---

I think all the elementary schools sing it here too. Or did for decades.

It takes the very bold position against those, if case there is ONE somewhere, who think the children are not the future.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:12 PM (eAoQR)

389 "Pennsylvania trial court rules the 2020 election was likely unconstitutional in Pennsylvania, and that gives state legislators power to choose electors."

https://twitter.com/Barnes_Law/status/
1332530731231236097

IANAL, so I don't know how to interpret that attachment. Anyone knowledgeable care to chime in about it?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 27, 2020 11:13 PM (L106N)

390 {{{Jordan}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

391 NO IRISH !
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:10 PM (zr5Kq)

What'd I do now?
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:12 PM (KuT6N)

Hey ! How's the Mister ??

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:13 PM (zr5Kq)

392 He'd live in a nice hobbit-hole.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (nakwk)


Probably be very dismissive of the sort of people who live in penthouses.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 11:14 PM (t+qrx)

393 A Keebler elf then. Those guys made big bank in the knockoff Girl Scout cookie racket.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 11:14 PM (fLVm1)

394 At University of California at San Diego, there's the Geisel library, built 1970, that was designed by renowned architect, William Perreira. Here's a pic:

https://tinyurl.com/yyv8ays9
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)


Raise: Behaivorial Sciences Building at the University of Illinois at Chicago (formerly "circle campus")
https://dining.uic.edu/locations/bsb/
"The four-story geometric structure on the far side of University Hall Plaza is the Behavioral Sciences Building. Dating from the third phase of campus construction, BSB combines concrete and brick in what Walter Netsch considered his most sophisticated example of Field Theory design at UIC. The geometric complexity of the building renders the interior extremely difficult to navigate. Only in recent years has extensive signage been added to aid those searching for a particular classroom or office"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 27, 2020 11:14 PM (d/85V)

395 {{{Jordan}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:14 PM (KuT6N)

396 It beat out the great grandparents are the future in a focus group.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:14 PM (eAoQR)

397 PA judge ruling on Emergency Preliminary Injunction regarding Act 77.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ufp4vb

Posted by: Judge McCullough at November 27, 2020 11:14 PM (BBWrU)

398 Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

if you like Netherland Bach Society, you might like Drew Henderson ...

https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=6emElQDVqF4

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Music Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:15 PM (LPnfS)

399 Trolls live in mom's basement though.
Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (Ojki1)

Those are trolls.

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:15 PM (zr5Kq)

400 386
Dwarves work in the mines, so I'm going with midget.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:10 PM (nakwk)


Duuuude.

You just assumed his line of business based on his height.


Hater.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 27, 2020 11:12 PM (VcFUs)

Race. Otherwise, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:15 PM (nakwk)

401 393 A Keebler elf then. Those guys made big bank in the knockoff Girl Scout cookie racket.
Posted by: Cicero (cicero43) at November 27, 2020 11:14 PM (fLVm1)

------------------

Their knock-off Samoas are awesome!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:15 PM (CAJOC)

402 Hey ! How's the Mister ??
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:13 PM (zr5Kq)

The same. He's still feeling fine, but still can't taste anything.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:15 PM (KuT6N)

403
Trolls live in mom's basement though.
Posted by: Bete
----------

Under bridges.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2020 11:15 PM (9Fwwf)

404 The same. He's still feeling fine, but still can't taste anything.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench


Oh no. Covid?

My pregnant daughter and her husband have it.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

405 Or just sue them to hell and back for not being ADA compliant.

He is Jewish, owns the building and is too cheap to fix the elevators or he is in NYC and the anti Semite mayor DeBolshevick is preventing the permits to change the buttons.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at November 27, 2020 11:16 PM (C+evo)

406 Trolls live in mom's basement though.
Posted by: Bete
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Under bridges.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2020 11:15 PM (9Fwwf)


Lower Michigan.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2020 11:16 PM (t+qrx)

407 Just thinking what a devil of a time a person would go through if searching the elevator buttons by Braille.

Posted by: JM in Florida at November 27, 2020 11:17 PM (HCeRP)

408 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 10:55 PM (arJlL)

The Rodeo Song

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at November 27, 2020 11:17 PM (VNmG1)

409 Jordan, what about his sense of smell ?

Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:17 PM (zr5Kq)

410 409 Jordan, what about his sense of smell ?
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:17 PM (zr5Kq)

That's the secret to playing a mean pinball

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (nakwk)

411 407 Just thinking what a devil of a time a person would go through if searching the elevator buttons by Braille.
Posted by: JM in Florida at November 27, 2020 11:17 PM (HCeRP)

---------

The blind man could save time by using both hands and his tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (fLVm1)

412 389 "Pennsylvania trial court rules the 2020 election was likely unconstitutional in Pennsylvania, and that gives state legislators power to choose electors."

Not sure I agree with the interpretation. She extended the Emergency Preliminary Injunction, part of the basis of which is that there at least a reasonable chance of prevailing on the merits.

Hence, Respondents have not established that greater harm will result in providing emergency relief, than the harm suffered by the public due to the results of a purportedly unconstitutional election

Posted by: PA is up in the air in any case at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (BBWrU)

413 Okay let's see what moron snark this one can get. A fisherman was on an island and had been fishing when he started to have chest pains. Unfortunately he left his medicine in his tackle box 500 yards away on the mainland. He called his friend on the cell phone who was fishing close to his tackle box to get his medicine to him ASAP. The friend had no transportation. How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (2DOZq)

414 Trolls live in mom's basement though.
Posted by: Bete
----------

Under bridges.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


In fear of Billy goats ...

Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (LPnfS)

415 Oh no. Covid?

My pregnant daughter and her husband have it.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

Could be. He's had a stuffy nose since Monday, and starting yesterday couldn't taste anything. He even ate a packet of hot sauce this morning to see if he could taste it! He's such a dork. Anyway, he feels fine.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (KuT6N)

416 131 G is ground
what is CP2
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 27, 2020 10:24 PM (nUhF0)

You think CP2 is wacky, wait until you see CP30.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2020 11:19 PM (V2Yro)

417 The Rodeo Song
Making teenage boys laugh at the naughtiness since 1980.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 11:20 PM (SchxB)

418 40 Be honest. You're embarrassed at how long you watched that gif of the dude climbing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 10:09 PM (kTi97)

Not embarrassed but I must say much less satisfying than kbdabear's poetry in motion GIFs

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 27, 2020 11:20 PM (rt0xh)

419 How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me


Waited for low tide ...

Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:20 PM (LPnfS)

420 Jordan, what about his sense of smell ?
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2020 11:17 PM (zr5Kq)

Well his nose is completely stuffed up. He has to breathe through his mouth and hasn't been able to wear his CPAP for a few nights now.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:20 PM (KuT6N)

421 Ladyl et al, perhaps I have mischaracterized our relationship, I don't have to ask my son for permission to do anything. He and I sit here night after night taking care of his Dad and my husband who is now nine years into a slow trajectory of Alzheimer's disease. The thing is, I don't go out as much as I would like to, maybe to a neighbor's for drinks and a sing-a-long, but I'm pretty much a homebody. For me, going out on a regular basis without visiting my actual girlfriends is unusual. I t is sad that I don't want to share why I really wish to go out. Number 1 son is a really good boy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 27, 2020 11:20 PM (a4EWo)

422 414 Trolls live in mom's basement though.
Posted by: Bete
----------

Under bridges.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

In fear of Billy goats ...
Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (LPnfS)

The morning CoB who bans his newest VPN hash.

Posted by: Bete at November 27, 2020 11:21 PM (Ojki1)

423 In fear of Billy goats ...
Posted by: Adriane
---------

Gruff billy goats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2020 11:21 PM (AytXr)

424 Just thinking what a devil of a time a person would go through if searching the elevator buttons by Braille.
Posted by: JM in Florida

Lemme see (HA!) if I have this right: A blind person trusts a driver with their life while driving them to the braille enabled drive thru ATM, but not enough to punch in the request for them on the keypad/screen?

Okaaaay, sure.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2020 11:21 PM (Rvt88)

425 394 At University of California at San Diego, there's the Geisel library, built 1970, that was designed by renowned architect, William Perreira. Here's a pic:

https://tinyurl.com/yyv8ays9
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)


Raise: Behaivorial Sciences Building at the University of Illinois at Chicago (formerly "circle campus")
https://dining.uic.edu/locations/bsb/
"The four-story geometric structure on the far side of University Hall Plaza is the Behavioral Sciences Building. Dating from the third phase of campus construction, BSB combines concrete and brick in what Walter Netsch considered his most sophisticated example of Field Theory design at UIC. The geometric complexity of the building renders the interior extremely difficult to navigate. Only in recent years has extensive signage been added to aid those searching for a particular classroom or office"
Posted by: Chuck C at November 27, 2020 11:14 PM (d/85V)
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But is it then enclosed in an egg? Freie University, Berlin: https://tinyurl.com/y4cgmtcp

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:21 PM (eAoQR)

426 How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?

It was a suppository, he handed it to a passing otter and let nature do the rest.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 11:22 PM (SchxB)

427 Basically, the Judge gave her reasons for the Emergency Preliminary Injunction (necessary since it has been appealed to PA Supreme) that she issued on Wednesday.

Posted by: It's not as big as they think (IMO) at November 27, 2020 11:22 PM (BBWrU)

428 ..Miss you, my friend.

I wish the TX Mome happened more than once a year!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)




Miss you too, m'lady.

Quarterly TxMoMeets would make the world a better place.

But they'd play hell on Ben Had's horse operation and Rancher Bob's ranching.

I'm thankful and blessed with what we've been given. It IS a Miracle, each and every year.

The Horde Abides.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)

429 Night all! ((((Horde))))

Posted by: President-elect Iris at November 27, 2020 11:23 PM (6lKe4)

430 Ladyl and Jordan61, prayers up for the kids and hubby.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA)

431 Ain't gonna bump no more, with no big fat woman
The Christmas duet (Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth) Der Bingle did with David Bowie, just before he died
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2020 11:23 PM (qyH+l)

432 Goodnight, Iris!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA)

433 The +4 bonus to magic-related saving throws is worth all the racism.

Posted by: Dwarves at November 27, 2020 11:24 PM (H5knJ)

434 Thank you, chique!

Good night, Iris!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:24 PM (KuT6N)

435 Add "Shoes for Mama" to the list, also

Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2020 11:24 PM (qyH+l)

436 Could be. He's had a stuffy nose since Monday, and
starting yesterday couldn't taste anything. He even ate a packet of hot
sauce this morning to see if he could taste it! He's such a dork.
Anyway, he feels fine.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (KuT6N)

We had it here a couple of week ago. Nobody got seriously ill and daughter and son (both early 20s) only ran a slight fever for less than 24 hours.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 27, 2020 11:25 PM (946rW)

437 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 27, 2020 11:20 PM (a4EWo)

Prayers up for you and your family.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 27, 2020 11:25 PM (VcFUs)

438 How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?

Where there are fishermen, there are jet skiis.

He gave the asshole jet skiiers twenty bucks to deliver the medicine.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at November 27, 2020 11:25 PM (C+evo)

439 >The Rodeo Song
Making teenage boys laugh at the naughtiness since 1980.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 27, 2020 11:20 PM (SchxB)

Heh, I had an uncle who used to quote from that song when I was a kid and I had no idea where it came from. I guess I thought he made it up and was a comedic genius, until I heard the actual song as a teen. Still didn't make it any less funny.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 27, 2020 11:25 PM (L106N)

440 Well his nose is completely stuffed up. He has to
breathe through his mouth and hasn't been able to wear his CPAP for a
few nights now.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:20 PM (KuT6N)

NOOOO!

Make him wear it, he will either sound like a Canadian Goose used as a whoopie cushion all night long, or like a midi of the squashed toad sound effect with extra gooeyness on repeat.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2020 11:25 PM (WyVLE)

441 According to a story Toni told at a concert, Henry the K didn't like no Muskrat Lovin' either.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2020 11:26 PM (qyH+l)

442 435 Add "Shoes for Mama" to the list, also
Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2020 11:24 PM (qyH+l)

-------------------

You mean "Christmas Shoes"? That is one awful song!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:26 PM (CAJOC)

443 The PA Judge, in justifying her Emergency Preliminary Injunction: Additionally, Petitioners appear to have established a likelihood to succeed on the merits because Petitioners have asserted the Constitution does not provide a mechanism for the legislature to allow for expansion of absentee voting without a constitutional amendment.

Petitioners appear to have a viable claim that the mail-in ballot procedures set forth in Act 77 contravene Pa. Const. Article VII Section 14 as the plain language of that constitutional provision is at odds with the mail-in provisions of Act 77. Since this presents an issue of law which has already been thoroughly briefed by the parties, this Court can state that Petitioners have a likelihood of success on the merits of its Pennsylvania Constitutional claim.

Of course, the Dem-controlled PA Supremes will disagree, but....

Posted by: Would affect all PA elections at November 27, 2020 11:27 PM (BBWrU)

444 Chuck C and gilded: good grief!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

445 I'm all out of credits.

I went with the Tom Jones two-fer.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (aommx)

446 Farmer,
I just supervised. I will try and bag up some of the leaves tomorrow. I just putter around until ai get tired.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (YynYJ)

447 How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?

Walked it over on the bridge, low tide, or jetty?

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (C+evo)

448 I realized that one of the places I used to host karaoke has an internet-accessible jukebox.

I just requested David Lee Roth's "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody" to play three times in a row.

I wish I were there to see their faces.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Now do the same with Tequila!
https://tinyurl.com/y5d49m7s


Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (gtatv)

449 Of course, the Dem-controlled PA Supremes will disagree, but....
Posted by: Would affect all PA elections at November 27, 2020 11:27 PM (BBWrU)

Roberts and his court had a chance to address that issue prior to the election and he punted.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (2DOZq)

450 What the hell is that guy climbing? A rocket?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'killin ain't hrd. It's not killin thets hrd' at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (WekKK)

451 436 Could be. He's had a stuffy nose since Monday, and
starting yesterday couldn't taste anything. He even ate a packet of hot
sauce this morning to see if he could taste it! He's such a dork.
Anyway, he feels fine.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (KuT6N)

We had it here a couple of week ago. Nobody got seriously ill and daughter and son (both early 20s) only ran a slight fever for less than 24 hours.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 27, 2020 11:25 PM (946rW)

-----------------------------

Where my wife works, she can't go in if she has any symptoms associated with covid. She woke up with a headache one morning, and so couldn't go in to work.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:30 PM (CAJOC)

452 Make him wear it, he will either sound like a Canadian Goose used as a whoopie cushion all night long, or like a midi of the squashed toad sound effect with extra gooeyness on repeat.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2020 11:25 PM (WyVLE)

Now I kind of want him to so I can hear one of those...

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:30 PM (KuT6N)

453 Not embarrassed but I must say much less satisfying than kbdabear's poetry in motion GIFs
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 27, 2020 11:20 PM (rt0xh)

I will rate that as "Mostly True"

Posted by: Random Fact Checker! at November 27, 2020 11:30 PM (qyH+l)

454 Anyone remember that "12 Galaxies" dude who used to march through downtown S.F. with those crazy signs? He'd be having so much fun now.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2020 11:31 PM (KAi1n)

455 That Barbie is literally me!

Posted by: Dana Perino at November 27, 2020 11:32 PM (jvld5)

456
Could be. He's had a stuffy nose since Monday, and starting yesterday couldn't taste anything. He even ate a packet of hot sauce this morning to see if he could taste it! He's such a dork. Anyway, he feels fine.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (KuT6N)


I'm glad he's okay.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

457 Trolls live in mom's basement though.
Posted by: Bete
----------

Under bridges.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

In fear of Billy goats ...
Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff

Mom!!!


They're picking on me!

Posted by: Miklos, Federally Funded Troll and Inclusion Advocate at November 27, 2020 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

458 How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?

Walked it over on the bridge, low tide, or jetty?
Posted by: President Elect at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (C+evo)

You guys are close but you need to ask yes or no questions that will lead you to the answer.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:32 PM (2DOZq)

459 Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)


I cannot imagine an entire year without a TxMoMee, so I am so grateful for the ones we are blessed with!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at November 27, 2020 11:33 PM (87oRe)

460 430 Ladyl and Jordan61, prayers up for the kids and hubby.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA


Thank you, Chique.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2020 11:33 PM (TdMsT)

461 443 Kinda sorta got a schadenchubby reading that. I thought I heard the faint echoes of much wailing and gnashing of teeth

Posted by: monkey at November 27, 2020 11:33 PM (CLteG)

462 He called his friend on the cell phone who was fishing close to his tackle box to get his medicine to him ASAP

------------

ASAP is ASAP. So whenever the next ferry boat comes along, it is POSSIBLE. Next time, don't forget the meds.

Posted by: JM in Florida at November 27, 2020 11:34 PM (HCeRP)

463 413 Okay let's see what moron snark this one can get. A fisherman was on an island and had been fishing when he started to have chest pains. Unfortunately he left his medicine in his tackle box 500 yards away on the mainland. He called his friend on the cell phone who was fishing close to his tackle box to get his medicine to him ASAP. The friend had no transportation. How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (2DOZq)

He sent it in a Pennsylvania absentee ballot, which everyone knows arrives before it is sent.

The fisherman looks near the transom and viola!

Saved.

Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2020 11:34 PM (ncgxS)

464 You guys are close but you need to ask yes or no questions that will lead you to the answer.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me


Oooooooo!

Was the friend having an affair with the fisherman's wife and/or had taken out large life insurance policy on him?

Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:35 PM (LPnfS)

465
OH GOOD NIGHT NURSE,


Posted by: Moki


Um it's only 830 here, do I have to go to bed already?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 27, 2020 11:35 PM (U2p+3)

466 How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?

--

Slingshot
Coz the friend was Dennis The Menace and the fisherman was Mr Wilson

Posted by: vmom - FIGHT FOR AMERICA! FIGHT FOR TRUMP! at November 27, 2020 11:35 PM (nUhF0)

467 Roberts and his court had a chance to address that issue prior to the election and he punted.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (2DOZq)

Roberts is a douchebag who cares far more how things look than how they actually are. I am SOOOO glad he has been neutralized.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 27, 2020 11:36 PM (946rW)

468 431 Ain't gonna bump no more, with no big fat woman
---
wtf? how did i miss this classic bit of art americana?

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:36 PM (eAoQR)

469 Was the friend having an affair with the fisherman's wife and/or had taken out large life insurance policy on him?
Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27

I don't know where you're going with that but no.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:36 PM (2DOZq)

470 449 Of course, the Dem-controlled PA Supremes will disagree, but....
Posted by: Would affect all PA elections at November 27, 2020 11:27 PM (BBWrU)

Roberts and his court had a chance to address that issue prior to the election and he punted.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:29 PM (2DOZq)

Yes, he did. Roberts' opinion was that no injury had occurred, yet, so no complaint could be made. Now that injury has been established...here we go.

Posted by: monkey at November 27, 2020 11:37 PM (CLteG)

471 I don't know where you're going with that but no.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me


Well, if the answer was yes, the friend got the fisherman his medicine by the longest route possible ... international travel and quarantines may be involved !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:38 PM (LPnfS)

472 Ain't gonna bump no more, with no big fat woman
---
wtf? how did i miss this classic bit of art americana?
Posted by: Gilded

Joe Tex

Also did "Skinny Legs and All"

Posted by: Miklos dancing like Fred G. Sanford at November 27, 2020 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

473 Roberts did not punt. He took a long timeout just before half time. We're just coming back onto the field for the 3rd quarter. The Constitutionalists have figured out the Left Wing Fascists' playbook and are making adjustments in the second half. Expect the Constitutionalists to start dropping the bomb, at will, regardless of down and distance. Also look for misdirection and some straight-up-the-gut/deal-with-it type of power runs. The Commies are only in it because they've been getting away with cheating, interfering, holding, roughing the passer, unsportsmanlike conduct, offsides, delay of game, and they're under strict scrutiny now.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2020 11:38 PM (KAi1n)

474 >>>cares far more how things look than how they actually are.

Pretty much like my diaper!

Posted by: Your Big Wet President at November 27, 2020 11:40 PM (P4sqS)

475 You could get the chicken dance stuck in there
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 27, 2020 11:00 PM (kTi97)

Did you ever go to the Oktoberfest on the Arsenal while the Luftwaffe was going to Hawk school there?

Posted by: Random Fact Checker! at November 27, 2020 11:40 PM (qyH+l)

476 Um it's only 830 here, do I have to go to bed already?
Posted by: nurse ratched


The incense.

First the incense.

Posted by: Maharishi Mahesh Miklos at November 27, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

477 I cannot imagine an entire year without a TxMoMee, so I am so grateful for the ones we are blessed with!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at November 27, 2020 11:33 PM (87oRe)

Wait, is a year without a TxMoMe possible? I've never been to one, but enjoy hearing about them and knowing they exist.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

478 How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?

---------------------------

The tackle box floats, so he tossed it into the ocean, and let the tide (which was going out) carry it to the island, hopefully... maybe...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:42 PM (CAJOC)

479 477 I cannot imagine an entire year without a TxMoMee, so I am so grateful for the ones we are blessed with!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at November 27, 2020 11:33 PM (87oRe)

Wait, is a year without a TxMoMe possible? I've never been to one, but enjoy hearing about them and knowing they exist.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

-----------------------

I believe Rankin/Bass made a stop-motion animated show about this.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:42 PM (CAJOC)

480 Goth, that sounds fun.

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:43 PM (eAoQR)

481 Wait, is a year without a TxMoMe possible? I've never been to one, but enjoy hearing about them and knowing they exist.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

Once in a Blue Moon.

Called a queef year.

Posted by: Astronomically Correct Miklos at November 27, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

482
Yes, he did. Roberts' opinion was that no injury had occurred,

===========

Not an injury to the Constitution? I mean, what PA did was to override the legislature and proceed with illegal procedures. Lawyers may not understand this, but we ordinary humans do. (giggle)

Posted by: JM in Florida at November 27, 2020 11:43 PM (HCeRP)

483 A group of Pennsylvania lawmakers have introduced a resolution intending to dispute the 2020 election results on Friday.

The resolution intends to declare the 2020 election results as being "in dispute," delay the certification of votes from Pennsylvania for both the state and presidential races and asks for the U.S. Congress to also declare the 2020 presidential race to be in dispute.

The resolution is sponsored by Rep. Russ Diamond, Rep. Eric R. Nelson, Rep. Paul Schemel, Rep. Greg Rothman, Rep. Francis X. Ryan, Rep. Dawn W. Keefer, Rep. Mike Jones, Rep. David H. Rowe, Rep. Michael J. Puskaric, Rep. Barbara Gleim, Rep. Bud Cook, Rep. Cris Dush, Rep. Stephanie Borowicz, Rep. David H. Zimmerman, Rep. Daryl D. Metcalfe, Rep. David M. Maloney, Sr., Rep. Dan Moul, Rep. Brad Roae, Rep. Kathy L. Rapp, Rep. Jim Cox, Rep. Rob W. Kauffman, Rep. Matthew Dowling, Rep. Eric Davanzo, Rep. Rich Irvin, Aaron Berstine and Rep. Andrew Lewis.

The resolution has not yet been voted on by either the state House or Senate. It is not expected to get a vote before lawmakers' terms end on Monday.

Posted by: #BidenCheated at November 27, 2020 11:44 PM (BBWrU)

484 Thread reader app link, very interesting!

https://tinyurl.com/y5mx29pp

It's been finally approved to disclose that John Durham's scope investigation wasn't limited to what occurred in the 2016 election but has occurred in 2020 election.

This isn't limited to investigators at the FBI/DOJ but Investigation of all IC agencies in criminal meddling and conspiracy to commit fraud. This includes past government officials and past politicians.

There's several contracted government companies and NGOs included. The point was to not allow this to happen again to any future Presidential elections.

Anon: what happens next?

Trap was set. Biggest sting op in US history.
-----

Read the whole thing!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 27, 2020 11:44 PM (OssQ4)

485 Are carrier pigeons involved?

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:44 PM (eAoQR)

486 I believe Rankin/Bass made a stop-motion animated show about this.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:42 PM (CAJOC)

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I nominate this for the Dennis Miller Obscure Reference Post Of The Week.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 11:44 PM (aommx)

487 Okay not to bore you further, but if you ask if the friend walked to the fisherman, I would say yes. I would then expect a lot guesses but If you asked questions about what he was wearing you would then get the answer.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:45 PM (2DOZq)

488 Yes, he did. Roberts' opinion was that no injury had occurred,

I'm beginning to think Roberts has never even read the Constitution.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 11:46 PM (aommx)

489 Wait, is a year without a TxMoMe possible? I've never been to one, but enjoy hearing about them and knowing they exist.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc


I pray that there is at least one TXMoMee every year, otherwise there will be a serious imbalance in the Force!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules!- at November 27, 2020 11:46 PM (87oRe)

490 You mean "Christmas Shoes"? That is one awful song!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:26 PM (CAJOC)

Yup, that's the one. Requires application of the oral "Pear of Anguish".

Posted by: Random Fact Checker! at November 27, 2020 11:46 PM (qyH+l)

491 Are carrier pigeons involved?
Posted by: Gilded

Cajun Navy with Air Boats, drones and all kinda stuff

Posted by: laissez les bon Miklos temps at November 27, 2020 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

492 Trolls live in mom's basement though.
Posted by: Bete
----------

Under bridges.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

In fear of Billy goats ...
Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ..

And Billy Batts !

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 11:47 PM (arJlL)

493 I believe Rankin/Bass made a stop-motion animated show about this.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:42 PM (CAJOC)

I have no idea what this means. Probably funny to someone though. That's a compliment, not an insult.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 11:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

494 Be well all, off to bed for now. Not feeling so well, will see if I take off sick tomorrow.

Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2020 11:48 PM (rqZoM)

495 Okay not to bore you further, but if you ask if the friend walked to the fisherman, I would say yes. I would then expect a lot guesses but If you asked questions about what he was wearing you would then get the answer.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me


hmmmm. Was the friend named Jesus ?

Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:48 PM (LPnfS)

496 I think I saw this in an art thread recently. was he wearing a white toga?

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:49 PM (eAoQR)

497 Farmer, hope you feel better with some rest ...

Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:50 PM (LPnfS)

498 Anon: what happens next?

Trap was set. Biggest sting op in US history.
-----

Read the whole thing!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 27, 2020 11:44 PM



Verrrrry interestingk...

Posted by: Zettai at November 27, 2020 11:50 PM (v9SGx)

499 No he was not the Son of God who of course would not have to bring any medicine to cure the fisherman.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:50 PM (2DOZq)

500 Thread reader app link, very interesting!

https://tinyurl.com/y5mx29pp
===============

Sorry, I cannot believe it. Durham draws a paycheck for 19 months, gets one FBI lawyer to plead guilty to false statements. -- but he gets the whole 2020 election plot unraveled in a few weeks.

Please, prove me wrong. I want justice!!

Posted by: JM in Florida at November 27, 2020 11:51 PM (HCeRP)

501 The guy lives in a high rise...but only half way up. Did it say he was on the top floor?
That's all I got...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 27, 2020 11:51 PM (UUBmN)

502 That was fun reading and all, but remember, the empire strikes back.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2020 11:52 PM (KAi1n)

503 Was the friend wearing pontoon shoes ?

Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:52 PM (LPnfS)

504
Are carrier pigeons involved?

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:44 PM (eAoQR)


European or African?

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 27, 2020 11:52 PM (2N7oZ)

505 Was the friend wearing pontoon shoes ?
Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff Fan Club Organizer Critic ... at November 27, 2020 11:52 PM (LPnfS)

They make those?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:53 PM (2DOZq)

506 488
Yes, he did. Roberts' opinion was that no injury had occurred,



I'm beginning to think Roberts has never even read the Constitution.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 27, 2020 11:46 PM (aommx)


__________


Like Darth Vader Ginsburg, he's only read and been guided by the superior South African constitution. It's almost like our ruling class here in America actually hates America ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS at November 27, 2020 11:53 PM (WqPYg)

507 What kind of name is 'Robinette', anyway?

It's Franch, like John FN Kerry

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 27, 2020 11:53 PM (rt0xh)

508 Thread by Praying Medic on Twitter: Trump has already won.

https://tinyurl.com/y2esut6b

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 27, 2020 11:54 PM (OssQ4)

509 Was the friend wearing pontoon shoes ?
Posted by: Adriane the Brothers Gruff

Don't Crocs have holes in them?

Poor pontoon design if you ask me.

Posted by: but wat does Miklos know at November 27, 2020 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

510 What kind of name is 'Robinette', anyway?

It's Franch, like John FN Kerry
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

They couldn't spell Raisinette.

Posted by: JT at November 27, 2020 11:54 PM (arJlL)

511 is an atmospheric diving suit involved?

Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:55 PM (eAoQR)

512 is an atmospheric diving suit involved?
Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:55 PM (eAoQR

No that's the answer to another logic question .

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:56 PM (2DOZq)

513 What kind of name is 'Robinette', anyway?

It's Franch, like John FN Kerry
Posted by: Pikov

It's like Robin, only Frenchier and gheyer

Posted by: Miklosian SCIENCE!!! at November 27, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

514 511 is an atmospheric diving suit involved?
Posted by: Gilded at November 27, 2020 11:55 PM (eAoQR)

Of course! The old atmospheric diving suit trick! That's the second time I've fell for it this week.

Posted by: And you're all out of wheelchairs at November 27, 2020 11:58 PM (BBWrU)

515 Can he find anything around him to form a rudimentary lathe?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:58 PM (nakwk)

516 That was fun reading and all, but remember, the empire strikes back.
Posted by: SFGoth


Does the Empire punch down?

We were told that you never punch down.

But I bet the Empire does.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 27, 2020 11:58 PM (ZCiJZ)

517 Thread by Praying Medic on Twitter: Trump has already won.

https://tinyurl.com/y2esut6b

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 27, 2020 11:54 PM



We already know this... I hope...

Posted by: Zettai at November 27, 2020 11:58 PM (v9SGx)

518 *slides in like Cosmo Kramer*

Wow, you guys missed a great football game! The Oregon State Otters beat the Oregon Otters in the last few seconds of the game when the Oregon State Otters' quarterback injured his hamstring and they had to start a brand new QB who scored a touchdown on his very first play ever.

It was all kinds of awesome. The Otters won!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 27, 2020 11:59 PM (HaL55)

519 Can he find anything around him to form a rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: Insomniac

In the middle of the lathe.

Sounds uncomfortable.

Posted by: Miklos stands back at November 27, 2020 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

520 It was all kinds of awesome. The Otters won!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 27, 2020 11:59 PM (HaL55)

What a surprise!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:00 AM (nakwk)

521 Did everyone get Turkey ambien and go to bed on a Friday? Morons are truly 29.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:00 AM (2DOZq)

522 The injury does not occur until you lose. Assuming fraud (generic word for constitutional violations) occurred in states Trump has indisputably won, why are there not suits there, now? Because Trump was not harmed by the fraud. You can also lose if you can show your victory was prevented from occurring in all reasonable circumstances (like you prove the vote counting software would render you unable to win). Absent that, you have to lose first.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

523 It was all kinds of awesome. The Otters won!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 27, 2020 11:59 PM



*me bung puckers up...

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2020 12:00 AM (v9SGx)

524 Once in a Blue Moon.

Called a queef year.
Posted by: Astronomically Correct Miklos at November 27, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

No one could survive a year of queef.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2020 12:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

525 Okay someone ask me if was ( pick a season) .

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:01 AM (2DOZq)

526 487. Oh the friend must have been wearing a scuba suit.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2020 12:01 AM (Aashi)

527 493 I believe Rankin/Bass made a stop-motion animated show about this.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2020 11:42 PM (CAJOC)

I have no idea what this means. Probably funny to someone though. That's a compliment, not an insult.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2020 11:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

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Well, see, now I'm torn between explaining the joke, or just letting its humor be more, um..... selective.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 28, 2020 12:02 AM (CAJOC)

528 was he wearing those little arm floaties like a toddler?

Posted by: Gilded at November 28, 2020 12:03 AM (eAoQR)

529 DDS, I have a smart, head-strong son, too. Totally understand your frustration on not clearly being able to explain yourself to him. My son claims I'm a conspiracy theorist and lumps me w Alex Jones, so I just ignore that part of his persona. And, the fact your son is helping w his Dad proves you raised a very good guy. I'm just assuming mine will be more conservative as he grows older. I know I did.

Posted by: EveR at November 28, 2020 12:03 AM (DsGxB)

530 kind of blatant attack in the middle of the day
to an elderly person who was there just feeding a cat, it's like, that's
not right."

Posted by: More from Minneapolis at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (BBWrU)

Thanks goodness this instance was a self-correcting phenomenon.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2020 12:03 AM (ufFY8)

531 Well, see, now I'm torn between explaining the joke, or just letting its humor be more, um..... selective.

Kids these days...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 28, 2020 12:03 AM (HaL55)

532 Winter, crossed the ice

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (ZSK0i)

533 Anon: what happens next?

Trap was set. Biggest sting op in US history.
-----

Read the whole thing!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 27, 2020 11:44 PM (OssQ4)

Well if Qanon says it, it must be true!

/s

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (Rz2Nc)

534 525 Okay someone ask me if was ( pick a season) .
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:01 AM (2DOZq)

-----------------------

Was the season road construction?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (CAJOC)

535 does the friend feature in Michelin ads?

Posted by: Gilded at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (eAoQR)

536 Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

The question at the time shouldn't have been whether Trump or anyone is harmed but rather was the process constitutional or not.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (2DOZq)

537 And I keep linking to them but this video from the Netherland Bach Society is really wonderful:
https://tinyurl.com/y6mfwwdw

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 27, 2020 10:25 PM (YynY)

Are you still here? I was listening to choral classical music on YT and then I clicked on a video by the same group. This one is the Bach's Orchestral Suite #3 in D Major. It has one of my favorites - Air on the G String.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (9hauA)

538 Also, remember that Popular Vote Compact the Dems have been pushing hard for? It assumes that State Legislatures can choose the electors apart from the popular votes in their states! Their heads will explode with cognitive dissonance when they see this fact used to keep them from stealing an election!

#fivedays, Trump said. He's still resolute -- then so am I.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (OssQ4)

539 It is in MN and the fishermen are fishing through holes in the ice they augured out.

The guy drove his Chevy pickup over the ice and asked him for a coffee while he was at it

Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (WyVLE)

540 525 Okay someone ask me if was ( pick a season) .
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:01 AM (2DOZq)

Was it the season of the witch?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:05 AM (nakwk)

541 Can he find anything around him to form a rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:58 PM (nakwk)

*snort*

I love that movie. And Sam Rockwell in particular.

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at November 28, 2020 12:05 AM (KuT6N)

542 The question at the time shouldn't have been whether Trump or anyone is harmed but rather was the process constitutional or not.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks


NO STANDING!!!

Posted by: Chief Justic Julia Roberts, on xer knees at November 28, 2020 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

543 231 https://tinyurl.com/y282okhf

The gal on the right. Yowza.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (nakwk)

Those elbows will cut you!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 12:06 AM (rt0xh)

544 Absent that, you have to lose first.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

============
So, I respectfully disagree, and I am not disbarring lawyer. I understand that the law has ruled and precedents, but also exceptions or different circumstances.

So, it is illegal to set a trap (a gun that goes off if a burglar comes in), even it nobody is harmed. Let's just say I understand your argument, but I would rather prevent a possible trainwreck than clean up after it happens.

Posted by: JM in Florida at November 28, 2020 12:06 AM (HCeRP)

545 Well, see, now I'm torn between explaining the joke, or just letting its humor be more, um..... selective.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 28, 2020 12:02 AM (CAJOC)

Let it be more selective, I can look it up later, or not.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2020 12:07 AM (Rz2Nc)

546 Good night, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 28, 2020 12:07 AM (aommx)

547 disbarring, I meant not disparaging lawyers

Posted by: JM in Florida at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (HCeRP)

548 was he skating away on the thin ice of a new day?

Posted by: Gilded at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (eAoQR)

549 Winter, crossed the ice
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (ZSK0i)

Thank you.


By the way , the atmospheric suit was the answer for the Man who walked out the door to go to work and accidentally tore his suit and died. How?

He of course was an astronaut.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (2DOZq)

550 A fisherman was on an island and had been fishing when he started to have chest pains. Unfortunately he left his medicine in his tackle box 500 yards away on the mainland. He called his friend on the cell phone who was fishing close to his tackle box to get his medicine to him ASAP. The friend had no transportation. How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 11:18 PM (2DOZq)

He swam 500 yards?

He didn't and the fisherman is now mort?

Has this one already been answered?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (9hauA)

551 It has one of my favorites - Air on the G String.

One of my personal favorites. Kbdabear provides plenty of examples too.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (nakwk)

552 Darn it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:09 AM (9hauA)

553 547 disbarring, I meant not disparaging lawyers
Posted by: JM in Florida at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (HCeRP)

Disparage away, everybody else does!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:09 AM (nakwk)

554 So, it is illegal to set a trap (a gun that goes off if a burglar comes in), even it nobody is harmed. Let's just say I understand your argument, but I would rather prevent a possible trainwreck than clean up after it happens.
Posted by: JM in Florida at November 28, 2020 12:06 AM (HCeRP)

If you prevent the perps from perping, they will retrench, and plan a better job of perping next time. If you let them perp, and then hang them, they will never have another chance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2020 12:09 AM (OP+7C)

555 It has one of my favorites - Air on the G String.

One of my personal favorites. Kbdabear provides plenty of examples too.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (nakwk)

*looks for shaking my head emoji*

Someone needs an application of a tire iron.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:10 AM (9hauA)

556 I'm a hunk, a hunk of burning gub.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 28, 2020 12:11 AM (2N7oZ)

557 A fisherman was on an island and had been fishing when he started to have chest pains. Unfortunately he left his medicine in his tackle box 500 yards away on the mainland. He called his friend on the cell phone who was fishing close to his tackle box to get his medicine to him ASAP. The friend had no transportation. How did he get the medicine to the fisherman?

friend$ sudo -u fisherman /usr/bin/take_medicine

Posted by: Hopefully my Unix is correct at November 28, 2020 12:12 AM (BBWrU)

558 541 Can he find anything around him to form a rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 11:58 PM (nakwk)

*snort*

I love that movie. And Sam Rockwell in particular.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at November 28, 2020 12:05 AM (KuT6N)

One of my favorites. It's a great Moron movie.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:12 AM (nakwk)

559 was he skating away on the thin ice of a new day?
Posted by: Gilded at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (eAoQR)

So as you push off from the shore
Won't you turn your head once
And make your peace with everyone?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2020 12:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

560 Has this one already been answered?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (9hauA)

Additional Blond got it 532

Posted by: Gilded at November 28, 2020 12:13 AM (eAoQR)

561 does the friend feature in Michelin ads?

Posted by: Gilded at November 28, 2020 12:04 AM (eAoQR)


I'm in the steel belted ones.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at November 28, 2020 12:13 AM (2N7oZ)

562 One of my favorites. It's a great Moron movie.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:12 AM (nakwk)

Roc Ingersol used to be my long time nic here years ago.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:13 AM (2DOZq)

563
Someone needs an application of a tire iron.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:10 AM (9hauA)

Oh now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:13 AM (nakwk)

564 Far be it from me to ever disparage a shyslawyer!

Posted by: Zettai at November 28, 2020 12:14 AM (v9SGx)

565 562 One of my favorites. It's a great Moron movie.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:12 AM (nakwk)

Roc Ingersol used to be my long time nic here years ago.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:13 AM (2DOZq)

That was you? I remember that.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:14 AM (nakwk)

566 Additional Blond got it 532
Posted by: Gilded at November 28, 2020 12:13 AM (eAoQR)

Yeah, I saw that, thanks.

I still feel my answers were legitimately acceptable.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:14 AM (9hauA)

567 So, it is illegal to set a trap (a gun that goes off if a burglar comes in), even it nobody is harmed. Let's just say I understand your argument, but I would rather prevent a possible trainwreck than clean up after it happens.
Posted by: JM in Florida at November 28, 2020 12:06 AM (HCeRP)

Depends on where you live, I'd go for jury trial for where I live.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2020 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

568 friend$ sudo -u fisherman /usr/bin/take_medicine



Posted by: Hopefully my Unix is correct


Well, if it says

friend ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD:/usr/bin/take_medicine

in the sudoers file, then you're good to go. Otherwise he'll have to enter a password, which will take extra time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 12:16 AM (SchxB)

569 The gal on the right. Yowza.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (nakwk)

Those elbows will cut you!
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

Today is a good day to die.

Posted by: Chief Iron Eyes Miklos at November 28, 2020 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

570 And your majesty is not wrong

Posted by: Gilded at November 28, 2020 12:16 AM (eAoQR)

571 Better tried by 12 than carried by 6.

That would make a great state motto.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:17 AM (KAi1n)

572 That was you? I remember that.
#MeToo.
Which reminds me, I should send AllenG an email to tell him we've been talking about him behind his back. Again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 28, 2020 12:18 AM (HaL55)

573 542
The question at the time shouldn't have been whether Trump or anyone is harmed but rather was the process constitutional or not.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks

NO STANDING!!!

Posted by: Chief Justic Julia Roberts

Standing matters. Does everyone get to file a complaint over it?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:18 AM (KAi1n)

574 Which reminds me, I should send AllenG an email to tell him we've been talking about him behind his back. Again.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 28, 2020 12:18 AM (HaL55)

Are you actually in contact with him? How's he doing?

I think he may have been part of the Trump 2016 exodus (like me).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:19 AM (9hauA)

575 Handy tutorial on how to be more obedient
https://youtu.be/RG2j8P_4EKE

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 28, 2020 12:19 AM (IpyIE)

576 45- Elaine was putting groceries in the trunk of her car recently, in a crowded parking lot at the Uptown Kowalski's Market [It was 5:15 pm] ... a car blaring loud music pulled up behind hers, trapping her at her own car's trunk. Someone got out of the car and punched Elaine to the ground. An accomplice wrested her handbag from her arm. In the next instant, the car and assailants were gone. It was again a regular evening, just after dark, in a busy parking lot in Uptown.

The robbery had happened so fast that no one had even noticed. Elaine, a 60-plus year-old woman, beaten and robbed, her eye already swelling shut, had to pull herself up from the ground and stumble into the store for help.

I used to shop at that grocery store every week. The parking lot is very small and extremely crowded at that time of day since there is also a Walgreens right next to the grocery store. It would amaze me if the perps were able to make it out of the parking lot unobstructed, which leads me to wonder whether there were witnesses who had time to intervene and chose not to do so. I can't say that I would blame them. It still breaks my heart as that could have easily been me.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 28, 2020 12:19 AM (qe5CM)

577 That was you? I remember that.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:14 AM (nakwk)

Yeah I should stick with same nic but i like changing after awhile. Never changed to try and hide my former self. Just bored.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:20 AM (2DOZq)

578 Hiya horde. Reset. Thanksgiving and my birthday gave me a fresh outlook. I'm blessed even to be alive. Ever thankful to have another day.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 28, 2020 12:20 AM (0OmEj)

579 578 Hiya horde. Reset. Thanksgiving and my birthday gave me a fresh outlook. I'm blessed even to be alive. Ever thankful to have another day.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 28, 2020 12:20 AM (0OmEj)

That is great to hear! Happy belated Thanksgiving and birthday!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:21 AM (nakwk)

580 >>>Imagine reading these lawsuits and still saying "no evidence."



It is because 'they' know the last 4 years was a total fabrication to literally frame Trump and harass him and family, they know the election fraud is real... they see no harm in lying their asses off some more, including the judges.

But, IF Trump pulls it off he may well throw the book at them all under the insurrection act, maybe throw in some treason with those who conspired with foreign entities (which is almost all the top names).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 28, 2020 12:22 AM (/Dgcm)

581 Are you actually in contact with him? How's he doing?



I think he may have been part of the Trump 2016 exodus (like me).


The last time we swapped emails he said he'd been doing that work thingy I keep hearing so much about. But it's been a while since I heard from him, I didn't detect any TDS or dissatisfaction with the Horde.


Now I just need to remember where I put his email addy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 28, 2020 12:23 AM (HaL55)

582 I think he may have been part of the Trump 2016 exodus (like me).
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:19 AM (9hauA)

But apparently you came back, so I rate you as a "never really left" participant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:24 AM (87oRe)

583 It still breaks my heart as that could have easily been me.
Posted by: Moonbeam


Write a letter to Sheriff Joe.

Posted by: SCOAMF of a JEF at November 28, 2020 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

584 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 28, 2020 12:20 AM (0OmEj)

Positive attitude and gratefulness goes a long way. The best is yet to come.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:25 AM (2DOZq)

585 But apparently you came back, so I rate you as a "never really left" participant!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:24 AM (87oRe)

Yes, I just took a long break, it seems.

I am very glad I came back.

Thank you evil Dems and Media for bringing me back here when you were trying to destroy Kavanaugh's life! (At least, there's a small silver lining there, even if it's just for me.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:26 AM (9hauA)

586 I'm blessed even to be alive. Ever thankful to have another day.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 28, 2020 12:20 AM (0OmEj)

That is great to hear! Happy belated Thanksgiving and birthday!
Posted by: Insomniac

Now see?

We can have nice things.

Lives even.

Posted by: Miklosius Kooleronibus at November 28, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

587 I'm blessed even to be alive. Ever thankful to have another day.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 28, 2020 12:20 AM (0OmEj)

Not easy to live it, but you are right, every day is blessing, even though we may not understand it at the time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:26 AM (87oRe)

588 Trump exodus?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

589 Thank you evil Dems and Media for bringing me back here when you were trying to destroy Kavanaugh's life! (At least, there's a small silver lining there, even if it's just for me.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland


And we get free snowballs year-round!*

*delivery fees may apply

Posted by: Miklos, welcomong out Greenlandish Overlordess at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

590 At least, there's a small silver lining there, even if it's just for me.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:26 AM (9hauA)

Not true, all of us are glad, and blessed, that you have returned to the fold!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (87oRe)

591 Thank you evil Dems and Media for bringing me back here when you were trying to destroy Kavanaugh's life! (At least, there's a small silver lining there, even if it's just for me.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:26 AM (9hauA)

Of course that whole thing was just for you. Who else could it have possibly been about?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:29 AM (nakwk)

592 Thread reader app link, very interesting!

https://tinyurl.com/y5mx29pp

It's been finally approved to disclose that John Durham's scope investigation wasn't limited to what occurred in the 2016 election but has occurred in 2020 election.

-------------------------


Sounds great.
Now to see if it really happened.

Hopefully Trump also deputized the 75th Ranger Regiment to carry out the roundup.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 28, 2020 12:30 AM (/Dgcm)

593 In court news, the judge that suspended the PA certification a couple of days ago just ruled it to be like diamonds. Forever.
https://tinyurl.com/y5zspmsq

At least until the state supreme court says no.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 28, 2020 12:30 AM (buTO7)

594 Trump exodus?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

I was mad that Trump clinched the Indiana primary and left quietly. The blog was really divided at that time and Trump shook things up bigly here as he did elsewhere. I think a bunch of people left, including me.

I was quite apolitical for a couple of years, although I noticed Trump was definitely exceeding my (admittedly low) expectations. Then the Kavanaugh thing happened and I was horrified, and I needed a place to vent. So I came back.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:31 AM (9hauA)

595 Now see?



We can have nice things.



Lives even.


Heh. Congrats on your renewal, USNtakim.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 28, 2020 12:31 AM (HaL55)

596 Of course that whole thing was just for you. Who else could it have possibly been about?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:29 AM (nakwk)

So refreshing to see another rational person here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:31 AM (87oRe)

597 yeah, I remember the 12 Galaxies guy.
He wasn't wrong.

Posted by: attila the temporarily reasonable at November 28, 2020 12:32 AM (w7KSn)

598 Of course that whole thing was just for you. Who else could it have possibly been about?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:29 AM (nakwk)

OK.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:32 AM (9hauA)

599 555 It has one of my favorites - Air on the G String.

One of my personal favorites. Kbdabear provides plenty of examples too.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:08 AM (nakwk)

*looks for shaking my head emoji*

Someone needs an application of a tire iron.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:10 AM (9hauA)

More human that using a Trigglepuff.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:33 AM (Ojki1)

600 Trump exodus?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

NT lemmings, even here ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:34 AM (87oRe)

601 I'm heading to bed. G'night Horde.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 28, 2020 12:35 AM (IpyIE)

602 588 Trump exodus?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

2016 was a brutal time here. Lot's of long time people called it quits as the fight over Trump V. whomever raged.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:36 AM (Ojki1)

603 600 Trump exodus?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

NT lemmings, even here ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:34 AM (87oRe)

Exodus is OT

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:36 AM (nakwk)

604 I was quite apolitical for a couple of years, although I noticed Trump
was definitely exceeding my (admittedly low) expectations. Then the
Kavanaugh thing happened and I was horrified, and I needed a place to
vent. So I came back.


Glad you did. I always enjoy reading your posts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 12:36 AM (SchxB)

605 So, I respectfully disagree, and I am not disbarring lawyer. . . . but I would rather prevent a possible trainwreck than clean up after it happens.

Posted by: JM in Florida at November 28, 2020 12:06 AM (HCeRP)


Ambulance-chasing lawyers depend on train wrecks for business.

Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2020 12:36 AM (ldL4g)

606 101 The elevator could make sense except for floor 6. And the fact they had no floor 2 3 or 4.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 27, 2020 10:19 PM

The last apartment building I lived in, the builder had wanted to put up a 24-story high rise, but the city told him no. He could only have ten floors. So, when it was built, they numbered the floors, starting with 24 at the top, down to 15 with two floors of parking garage. I lived on 17 and when I had friends visit, they would always marvel at how fast the elevator got to the 17th floor. I would have to explain that it was actually the fifth floor!

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 28, 2020 12:37 AM (qe5CM)

607 Seriously? NTs here? I'm a middle class, middle-Atlantic Jewish kid who went to law school and tokes, and l'm one of the stalwarts? What a f*cked up world this is.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:38 AM (KAi1n)

608 I was mad that Trump clinched the Indiana primary and left quietly. The
blog was really divided at that time and Trump shook things up bigly
here as he did elsewhere. I think a bunch of people left, including me.


I was all for Cruz early on and wasn't quite sure what to think of the Golden Scalp Weasel (said with love, Sir, just in case you're lurking here) until the field cleared out a bit and I started hearing all the people and organizations who were coming out against him for no real reason and realized they all hated me too. I'd been just voting against the prog candidates for a long time and hadn't had anyone to really vote for until then. He's really done a great job for us deplorables.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 28, 2020 12:38 AM (HaL55)

609 602 588 Trump exodus?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

2016 was a brutal time here. Lot's of long time people called it quits as the fight over Trump V. whomever raged.
Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:36 AM (Ojki1)

The Great Trump Wars. Many pixels were spilled. Commenters who departed. Commenters who went insane. Commenters who went insane, then departed. It was an ugly time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:38 AM (nakwk)

610 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 12:36 AM (SchxB)

Thanks. This place is full of wonderful, funny, and very smart people, and I feel blessed to have found you all.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:38 AM (9hauA)

611 Cliff Clavin trivia

More grains of sand in the world or more stars in the universe?







10x more stars in the universe . 7.5 x 10 (1 grains of sand. How do you do the power to thingy in comments?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:39 AM (2DOZq)

612 Exodus is OT

Pretty sure Exodus isn't touring until next year.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 12:39 AM (SchxB)

613 Tomorrow, Miley is gonna become ensconced in her new house. 'Tis complete (virtually, save for some piddling little shit). She wanted counter space, she's got counter space, and her pull-out spice rack.

And, thanks to a certain redneck whose something of electrician nut, she's got 3 dedicated 20A circuits feeding outlets on the kitchen counter. Four 3-gang boxes, with each receptacle on a 20A circuit, rotating around.

We can run a shit ton of stuff, deep fryers, electric griddle, coffee makers and all manner of other shit all at the same time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 27, 2020 10:30 PM (rCwaK)
************

and you will be her hero forever!!! I got my new kitchen a few years back and I am thankful every day. Have fun.

Posted by: sassy at November 28, 2020 12:39 AM (tUGnI)

614 More human that using a Trigglepuff.
Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:33 AM (Ojki1)

I'm still trying to figure out how that would even work, from a mechanical standpoint.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:40 AM (nakwk)

615 Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:38 AM (nakwk)

But, it was also the best of times...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:40 AM (87oRe)

616 CBS reports! Bidens will adopt a cat! Latest pulitzer prize winning scoop! No word on wither it will be called hunter jr.

Posted by: raimondo at November 28, 2020 12:41 AM (QFthR)

617 Thanks. This place is full of wonderful, funny, and very smart people, and I feel blessed to have found you all.

Darn it! I didn't even know we were playing hide and seek.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 12:42 AM (SchxB)

618 00 Trump exodus?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

NT lemmings, even here ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:34 AM (87oRe)

How Trump would govern was an unknown. What was known was a lot of the stuff he did in previous years, from positions supported to some of the business stuff that, while legal, may be a bit on the shady side of feeling ethical.

So at the time NT wasn't necessarily completely insane.

Now after his record has been established pretending to be conservative and also pro-Bidet shows one to be brain dead.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:42 AM (Ojki1)

619 The Great Trump Wars. Many pixels were spilled. Commenters who departed. Commenters who went insane. Commenters who went insane, then departed. It was an ugly time.
Posted by: Insomniac

Well, even Ace got his head right. After a while.

Posted by: Miklos, admitting to extraordinary happy surprise at November 28, 2020 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

620 I was all for Cruz early on and wasn't quite sure what to think of the Golden Scalp Weasel (said with love, Sir, just in case you're lurking here) until the field cleared out a bit and I started hearing all the people and organizations who were coming out against him for no real reason and realized they all hated me too. I'd been just voting against the prog candidates for a long time and hadn't had anyone to really vote for until then. He's really done a great job for us deplorables.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 28, 2020 12:38 AM (HaL55)

I was for Cruz, too. He had stood up for our side consistently and was a target of hate of the left and I was angry that Trump just came on the scene, with no track record and people just jumped ship to him. (I now see that a lot of folks saw things I didn't.)

I actually didn't mind him at all, initially, and in fact, I thought his way of speaking his mind was refreshing. But then he said and did crazy things, like he tends to. Plus I really did think he was lying to us.

I never had TDS, I just thought, no way I'm voting for this guy, he isn't even close to conservative.

I still don't know if he's a "conservative" but he definitely has the right instincts, and he's universes better than the vast majority of "conservatives" we had in the past (politics and media).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:42 AM (9hauA)

621 609 602 588 Trump exodus?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

2016 was a brutal time here. Lot's of long time people called it quits as the fight over Trump V. whomever raged.
Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:36 AM (Ojki1)

The Great Trump Wars. Many pixels were spilled. Commenters who departed. Commenters who went insane. Commenters who went insane, then departed. It was an ugly time.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:38 AM (nakwk)

Chemjeff was always insane, like MUMR. Just hid it in his eccentric Applebees posts.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:43 AM (Ojki1)

622 614 More human that using a Trigglepuff.
Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:33 AM (Ojki1)

I'm still trying to figure out how that would even work, from a mechanical standpoint.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:40 AM (nakwk)

Have you ever heard Monty Python's "Sit on my face" song?

And good luck sleeping tonight with that image in your head.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:45 AM (Ojki1)

623 I didn't vote for Trump in 2016 but rather voted against Hillary. I didn't think there could be anyone worse than her but Biden said here, hold my beer. That said , I voted for Trump this time regardless who he was running against.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:45 AM (2DOZq)

624 "10x more stars in the universe . 7.5 x 10 (1 grains of sand. How do you do the power to thingy in comments?"

It's easiest to just use scientific notation, e.g. Avogadro's number = 6.022x10E23

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2020 12:45 AM (ZSK0i)

625 @616 Thanks for the mews.

Posted by: I hate puns at November 28, 2020 12:46 AM (BBWrU)

626 Exodus is OT
Posted by: Insomniac

Exodus, Movement of Jah People

Trump Selasse-I the First

Ever Living, Ever fearful, Ever Sure

Posted by: Miklos and Marley at November 28, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

627 When Trump came down the escalator to announce he was running I told my husband, "he's the next president ".

There was something I saw in him that day.

Posted by: four seasons at November 28, 2020 12:47 AM (PisyI)

628 Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:42 AM (Ojki1)

I take your point, but even a slightly shady President Trump could not have come close to the industrial strength known and demonstrated corruption of the Hillzabeast!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:47 AM (87oRe)

629 OT: So, the wife and I had the TV on, watching whatever was on, yeah, meh evening, and, we discovered a new game one can play!

We call it: Spot the White person in the commercial!

Yeah, a whole series of commercials full of POC with scattered sightings of whitey.

We amused ourselves for bit, playing this game.

/OT

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 12:47 AM (WEBkv)

630 622 614 More human that using a Trigglepuff.
Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:33 AM (Ojki1)

I'm still trying to figure out how that would even work, from a mechanical standpoint.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:40 AM (nakwk)

Have you ever heard Monty Python's "Sit on my face" song?

And good luck sleeping tonight with that image in your head.
Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:45 AM (Ojki1)

Oh, see, I was still trying to work out the bludgeoning angle. I mean, I don't think even Hafthor Bjornsson could effectively wield a 260 pound human (presumed) female as a clubbing weapon.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:47 AM (nakwk)

631 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat and happy holidaze! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2020 12:48 AM (L2ZTs)

632 573 542
The question at the time shouldn't have been whether Trump or anyone is harmed but rather was the process constitutional or not.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks

NO STANDING!!!

Posted by: Chief Justic Julia Roberts

Standing matters. Does everyone get to file a complaint over it?
Posted by: SFGoth at November 28, 2020 12:18 AM (KAi1n)

I'm no lawyer but, at least in civil law, being able to show harm done is sine qua non in bringing forth litigation, non?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 12:49 AM (rt0xh)

633 I take your point, but even a slightly shady President Trump could not have come close to the industrial strength known and demonstrated corruption of the Hillzabeast!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:47 AM (87oRe)
-------------

I was of the opinion that if Hillary became president, the Clinton Foundation would have become the first trillion dollar foundation on Planet Earth, because Hillary, withe destruction of Libya, let the world know what she intended if countries didn't play ball.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 12:49 AM (WEBkv)

634 Ah The Great Trump wars. Got really vicious when they wiped out the younglings. Good times.

You know the Dems are going to unleash unholy hell on these state legislators now.

Posted by: Iblis at November 28, 2020 12:49 AM (abOpZ)

635 As for women loving Barry, puke.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 27, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

I think that was a media thing- playing up how much women adored him to convince LIV women that he was "hot."
**********

It was seriously Oprah. My mom was a life long Rep, but when she retired and had time for afternoon tv, she fell in serious love with Oprah. I enjoyed Oprah... she is all charm and charisma that all women everywhere love. She was in love with Obama, and she got him elected. And she got many American women to fall in line. My mom voted Obama and Dems for the first time every. She didn't vote for him the second time because she hated Biden. I am sure she was charmed by the Romneys, as they seemed like lovely people.

Posted by: sassy at November 28, 2020 12:49 AM (tUGnI)

636 I'm betting dump goes out like salvador allende.

Posted by: raimondo at November 28, 2020 12:50 AM (QFthR)

637 "Well, even Ace got his head right. After a while."

But until then, I recall a few folks getting banned pretty much just for breathing. Good times...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2020 12:50 AM (ZSK0i)

638 I seriously slurred a couple of words together while typing?

Wow.

with the

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 12:50 AM (WEBkv)

639 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat and happy holidaze! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

Buena Quincinienta!

Posted by: Tio Mikloso at November 28, 2020 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

640 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 28, 2020 12:20 AM (0OmEj)

glad to hear this!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 12:51 AM (rt0xh)

641
I still don't know if he's a "conservative" but he definitely has the right instincts, and he's universes better than the vast majority of "conservatives" we had in the past (politics and media).
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:42 AM (9hauA)

Yeah I am not sure what "conservative" even means anymore give how many completely terrible in judgement and governing people have used it- like Mr. "Severely Conservative" Mittens. It has been so abused it can cover any and everything, and I am sure we all have one or two thing we think Trump isn't "conservative" on (spending, for example for me).

By and large he checks more boxes of what I want done than any president I can remember in my lifetime (only started paying attention during the disaster of Bush the Elder).

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:51 AM (Ojki1)

642 I want to make it clear I did NOT vote for Hillary and, although I didn't vote for Trump, I was thrilled when he won and humiliated her. She has a lot of horrible things to pay for.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 12:54 AM (9hauA)

643 By and large he checks more boxes of what I want done than any president I can remember in my lifetime (only started paying attention during the disaster of Bush the Elder).
Posted by: Bete

Candidate Questionnaires should begin with questions about and pre-authorizations for Canals.

Posted by: Miklos, and Dignity, have to mention allthe Dignity at November 28, 2020 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

644 628 Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:42 AM (Ojki1)

I take your point, but even a slightly shady President Trump could not have come close to the industrial strength known and demonstrated corruption of the Hillzabeast!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2020 12:47 AM (87oRe)

Not arguing. My '16 vote wasn't totally anti-beast as some of Trump's stuff had me hopeful, but then again I listened to a lot of people who it turns out were delusional corporate kept "conservatives."

My 20 vote was all Trump, and would have been regardless of who he ran against (God doesn't run for public office).

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:55 AM (Ojki1)

645 You know the Dems are going to unleash unholy hell on these state legislators now.
Posted by: Iblis


A Time for Choosing

Posted by: Miklos, quoting R. Reagan at November 28, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

646 600 Trump exodus?

I know I just recently came back to commenting. Was more active around the Mittens/Obama election (which was quite the punch in the gut). Never left just lurked or stuck to reading content. Then this COVID abuse came along, my brother passed in May (he turned me on to this place) and me revoilà

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 12:56 AM (rt0xh)

647 643 By and large he checks more boxes of what I want done than any president I can remember in my lifetime (only started paying attention during the disaster of Bush the Elder).
Posted by: Bete

Candidate Questionnaires should begin with questions about and pre-authorizations for Canals.
Posted by: Miklos, and Dignity, have to mention allthe Dignity at November 28, 2020 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

"You give them away."

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 28, 2020 12:56 AM (Ojki1)

648 Yeah I am not sure what "conservative" even means anymore give how many
completely terrible in judgement and governing people have used it- like
Mr. "Severely Conservative" Mittens. It has been so abused it can cover
any and everything, and I am sure we all have one or two thing we think
Trump isn't "conservative" on (spending, for example for me).


I think any more "conservative" just means you're not on board with the batshit crazy left. Kinda like "fascist", but without the collectivism.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 12:57 AM (SchxB)

649 10x more stars in the universe . 7.5 x 10 (1 grains of sand. How do you do the power to thingy in comments?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:39 AM (2DOZq)

all the magic is here: http://mee.nu/docs/bbcode_examples

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 12:57 AM (rt0xh)

650 To me Conservative is a political term and pretty much follows the past GOP platforms. Too bad a lot of Republicans never followed that platform.
It also is weighted more to the social definition rather than the fiscal definition for me.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:58 AM (2DOZq)

651 634 You know the Dems are going to unleash unholy hell on these state legislators now.

"We've got your back!"

Posted by: The Time is Now at November 28, 2020 12:59 AM (BBWrU)

652 "You give them away."
Posted by: Jimmy Carter

You owe us one.

Dig.

Posted by: Miklos, fair and square at November 28, 2020 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)

653 I think any more "conservative" just means you're not on board with the batshit crazy left. Kinda like "fascist", but without the collectivism.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 12:57 AM (SchxB)

And I point to Romney and Ryan.


I think we need a real term.

Then again I will bet there are people on the left who see what their party is doing and know the term "liberal" doesn't apply to their political class at all either.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:59 AM (Ojki1)

654 So many canal projects, so little time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:59 AM (nakwk)

655 10x more stars in the universe . 7.5 x 10 (1 grains of sand. How do you do the power to thingy in comments?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 12:39 AM (2DOZq)

Does that include sand on other planets?

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 01:00 AM (Ojki1)

656 6.022 x 10[sup]avocado[/sup]

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 01:01 AM (nakwk)

657 So many canal projects, so little time.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 12:59 AM (nakwk)
-------------------

"The digging of a thousand canals starts with digging the first one."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 01:02 AM (WEBkv)

658 Hmmm. The superscript tag didn't work.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 01:02 AM (nakwk)

659 And I point to Romney and Ryan.

Now we delve into the subspecies of "conservative". These two are of the genus "turncoatus traitorius". If you should meet them in the wild, do NOT turn your back on them. If you do, well, otters would be preferable to what happens next.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 01:02 AM (SchxB)

660 Second [superscript]attempt[/superscript]

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 01:02 AM (nakwk)

661 That one didn't work either. Nuts.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 01:02 AM (nakwk)

662 Hi ONT!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2020 01:03 AM (UPoLF)

663 Yeah I am not sure what "conservative" even means anymore give how many completely terrible in judgement and governing people have used it- like Mr. "Severely Conservative" Mittens.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:51 AM (Ojki1)

Yes so much abuse of this term. The left lives to mangle language and GOP Inc as well. For me it boils down to character which is something DJT obviously has in spades and Mittens as well as so many others in our party lack

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 01:03 AM (rt0xh)

664 What did he find at the top?

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 28, 2020 01:03 AM (Lc8+A)

665 I think any more "conservative" just means you're not on board with the batshit crazy left. Kinda like "fascist", but without the collectivism.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 12:57 AM (SchxB)

And I point to Romney and Ryan.



Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:59 AM (Ojki1)

Not just politicians. Commentators.

For example, I used to respect David French and gave him the benefit of the doubt until I couldn't do it any longer. I can't escape the conclusion that he is an awful and dishonest person. As I've said before, I love the description someone had for him - moral narcissist.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (9hauA)

666 I think the very large majority of the HTML tags have been disabled...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (ZSK0i)

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (nakwk)

668 [Super script ] nuts [Super script]

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (2DOZq)

669 Well, crap. Not my night.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (nakwk)

670 660 Second [superscript]attempt[/superscript]
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 01:02 AM (nakwk)

Tonight, submitted for your approval, we shall watch Insom attempt to complete the most impressive Barreling ever.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (Ojki1)

671 What did he find at the top?
---
Did you watch to the end?

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (kOpft)

672 Do any of you morons know the difference between a conservative libertarian and conservative populism? You can start with free trade.

Posted by: raimondo at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (QFthR)

673 Hi ONT!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2020 01:03 AM (UPoLF)

Hello! You're early.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:05 AM (9hauA)

674 Wow. The 1939 version of Eve Arden is stunning.Especially as a trapeze artist in tights.
As Groucho said, "Well, I can see you are not hiding anything!"


At The Circus is on TCM.

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2020 01:05 AM (ufFY8)

675 Hi ONT!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Hi Harry!

Posted by: ONT at November 28, 2020 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

676 For example, I used to respect David French and gave him the benefit of the doubt until I couldn't do it any longer. I can't escape the conclusion that he is an awful and dishonest person. As I've said before, I love the description someone had for him - moral narcissist.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (9hauA)
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Add Jonah and Billy to the mix, also.

Conservative Inc. turned out to be Conservative Grift Inc.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 01:05 AM (WEBkv)

677 Guess I'm out. See y'all later.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2020 01:06 AM (nakwk)

678 ..
And I point to Romney and Ryan.


I think we need a real term.

Then again I will bet there are people on the left who see what their party is doing and know the term "liberal" doesn't apply to their political class at all either.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 12:59 AM (Ojki1)



The pity of Rodney & Ryan. If properly delivered, they'll never hear the bullet, nor the shot.

Unless, per Righteousness, they're tied to the post against the wall, at that fateful moment.

Either way, doesn't matter to me. I'm not Fate, I won't be the Hunter.

But someone out there, will.

Such is the rightful end of traitors, which they are.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2020 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

679 Hi ONT!

Here's a beer. Still some seats open out in the backyard. It's a little chilly, but at least your beer won't get warm.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 01:06 AM (SchxB)

680 Posted by: raimondo at November 28, 2020 01:04 AM (QFthR)

I know the difference between a half tard and a full tard.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 01:06 AM (2DOZq)

681 10 [sup]4[/sup]

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 01:06 AM (rt0xh)

682 [rant] This is how you turn all subsequent comments into rants [lack-of-/rant]

Posted by: BBcode expert extraordinaire at November 28, 2020 01:06 AM (BBWrU)

683 Posted by: KarlHungus at November 28, 2020 01:03 AM (Lc8+A)


[The joke is it's a gif so it repeats endlessly]

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2020 01:07 AM (kOpft)

684 Well, crap. Not my night.
Posted by: Insomniac

Aim for Senor Frog's in Cancun on New Year's Eve.


*wink*

Posted by: Miklos can but will not testify at November 28, 2020 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

685 my platinum membership must have ran out. Can I still get ampersands if I renew?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 01:07 AM (rt0xh)

686 Did not watch to end, been too busy shit posting on reddit

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 28, 2020 01:07 AM (Lc8+A)

687 I think the very large majority of the HTML tags have been disabled...

Considering why, it was a good idea.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 01:08 AM (SchxB)

688 Add Jonah and Billy to the mix, also.

Conservative Inc. turned out to be Conservative Grift Inc.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 01:05 AM (WEBkv)

Eh, I never found Bill Kristol at all impressive. Whenever I saw him being interviewed, he just smirked and never said anything original or interesting.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:08 AM (9hauA)

689 10 [sup]4[/sup]
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

The Devil invites.

*idiots brought short spoons*

Posted by: Miklostopheles at November 28, 2020 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

690 [The joke is it's a gif so it repeats endlessly]

So I've wasted 3 hours watching that?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 01:09 AM (SchxB)

691 Sup[sup]sup[/sup]

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 01:09 AM (WEBkv)

692 No love for the superscript tag.

Interesting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 01:09 AM (WEBkv)

693 Bill Kristol only gets really engaged when hes talking about real men plowing his wife.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 28, 2020 01:10 AM (Lc8+A)

694 Eh, I never found Bill Kristol at all impressive. Whenever I saw him being interviewed, he just smirked and never said anything original or interesting.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:08 AM (9hauA)
--------------

Hey, he had the finger to the side of the head thing down pat, though!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 01:10 AM (WEBkv)

695 So I've wasted 3 hours watching that?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 01:09 AM (SchxB)

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at November 28, 2020 01:10 AM (Ojki1)

696 "Considering why, it was a good idea."

Yeah, it falls firmly under the "why we can't have nice things" rubric...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2020 01:11 AM (ZSK0i)

697 Hello! You're early.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:05 AM (9hauA)

Yes, yes. Had a family night! Very drama filled!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2020 01:11 AM (UPoLF)

698 Here's a beer. Still some seats open out in the backyard. It's a little chilly, but at least your beer won't get warm.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 01:06 AM (SchxB)

Mmmm, beeer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2020 01:11 AM (UPoLF)

699 693 Bill Kristol only gets really engaged when hes talking about real men plowing his wife.
Posted by: KarlHungus at November 28, 2020 01:10 AM (Lc8+A)

And comic book movies according to Ace's posts.

I don't have first hand knowledge as I never followed that fuck.

Not to say there weren't other fucks I listened to unknowing they were fucks, but not that one.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 01:12 AM (Ojki1)

700 675 Hi ONT!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Hi Harry!
Posted by: ONT at November 28, 2020 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

good to see you, ONT.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2020 01:13 AM (UPoLF)

701 Sup[sup]sup[/sup]
Posted by: blake - semi lurker


So.

We're supp/osed to pay for Community Kollidge and the studio time for the rap album?

Posted by: Miklos don't play that at November 28, 2020 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

702 693 Bill Kristol only gets really engaged when hes talking about real men plowing his wife.
Posted by: KarlHungus at November 28, 2020 01:10 AM (Lc8+A)

Interestingly, I met a US Navy officer who looked and acted, just like Kristol.

My CO would not put him into any position that had an actual impact on Combat Readiness.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2020 01:13 AM (d9rwJ)

703
CBS reports! Bidens will adopt a cat! Latest pulitzer prize winning scoop! No word on wither it will be called hunter jr.

Posted by: raimondo at November 28, 2020 12:41 AM (QFthR)

That basement is gonna be real crowded what with all the "staff" he is picking for it and now a new cat.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 28, 2020 01:13 AM (946rW)

704 Yeah, it falls firmly under the "why we can't have nice things" rubric...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2020 01:11 AM (ZSK0i)

And the answer to that is that, well, we are morons.

At least we still have the ability to play with socks. That lose would have been tragic.

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 01:14 AM (Ojki1)

705 True dat

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 28, 2020 01:15 AM (ZSK0i)

706 Well, ONT, it's been great! Glad you dropped by to say hi!

Later.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 28, 2020 01:16 AM (WEBkv)

707 Hello! You're early.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:05 AM (9hauA)

Yes, yes. Had a family night! Very drama filled!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2020 01:11 AM (UPoLF)

Sounds exciting.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:17 AM (9hauA)

708 good to see you, ONT.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Lookin' good, Harry.

I mean SERIOUSLY

Posted by: ONT at November 28, 2020 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

709 Bidens going to be a crazy cat lady, awsome

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 28, 2020 01:18 AM (Lc8+A)

710 ..That basement is gonna be real crowded what with all the "staff" he is picking for it and now a new cat.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 28, 2020 01:13 AM (946rW)



That poor damn cat. Won't someone please call Sally Struthers to help?

*wide sad eyes*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2020 01:19 AM (QzJWU)

711 I'm going to predict that Melania was a pretty good looking 20 year old. Who's with me!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 28, 2020 01:19 AM (buTO7)

712 Conservatism is dead. We lost the culture war decisively. It's just a bunch of stragglers wandering around in shell shock.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2020 01:20 AM (H5knJ)

713 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Try not to burn the place down, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 28, 2020 01:20 AM (HaL55)

714 Irish goodbye > conventional goodbye

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 28, 2020 01:21 AM (2DOZq)

715 707 Hello! You're early.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:05 AM (9hauA)

Yes, yes. Had a family night! Very drama filled!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2020 01:11 AM (UPoLF)

Sounds exciting.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen of Greenland (Happy Thanksgiving to my American allies!) at November 28, 2020 01:17 AM (9hauA

Oh, yeah. Sister cried, brother in law winked, brother laughed.

https://tinyurl.com/y2m354yj

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2020 01:22 AM (UPoLF)

716 229 Help me Horde, I just had it out with the #1 son, who now lives with us, over the election. He now thinks that I am a crazy conspiracy theorist. I fell woefully short in explaining my position, unfortunately my emotions overwhelm reason, logic and facts. All that I know to be true is jumbled up in my head and I just get mad and sputter and steam, 'tis not the best way to win the argument. I think that I will lie to him and ask for a regular girl's night out while I secretly go to firearms training and get my license to carry. Time is of the essence, this IS the hill to die on.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 27, 2020 10:39 PM (a4EWo)

Debby I feel for you. Have the same problem with #1 daughter.

Sadly all the logic in the world can't help you reason with them when that's their response. Your son has resorted to calling you names, which often means he has no cognitive argument to counteract what you're saying. It's disheartening and wrong. But that's how it's probably going to be for a while. You can only love him and tell him so, and ask him not to discuss politics with you until you can both do so without it descending into name-calling and damaging your relationship, which you value more than any political issus.

Your idea of going to shooting practice is a marvelous reaction to that negativity. You will enjoy it and it's construtive. Good for you!

BTW, my daughter added a new twist last month - Apparently I'm now a Q-ANON conspiracy theorist.

Although I've looked up the term, I'm still not quite sure what that kind of conspiracy theorist that makes me!

Posted by: Marybeth - TRUMP WON BIGLY! at November 28, 2020 01:22 AM (4pK1/)

717 713 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Try not to burn the place down, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 28, 2020 01:20 AM (HaL55)

Can't promise anything, as I did once set a test on fire in a classroom located in the lower level of the college library.

~But I am feeling much better now.~

Posted by: Bete at November 28, 2020 01:22 AM (Ojki1)

718 Insomniac, see 624

Posted by: Gilded at November 28, 2020 01:25 AM (eAoQR)

719
I'm going to predict that Melania was a pretty good looking 20 year old. Who's with me!


1PeopleCorporation, is that you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 01:26 AM (SchxB)

720 *wide sad eyes*



Jim

All these years, and that Ethiopian kid is still starving.

Posted by: Miklos, more in mockery than anger at November 28, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

721 For me, Dropkick Murphys just make the season.

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos, proclaiming at November 28, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

722 I hope it was 'good' drama.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2020 01:29 AM (ufFY8)

723
1PeopleCorporation, is that you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 01:26 AM (SchxB)
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Haha yeah

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 28, 2020 01:29 AM (buTO7)

724 Your idea of going to shooting practice is a marvelous reaction to that negativity. You will enjoy it and it's construtive. Good for you!

BTW, my daughter added a new twist last month - Apparently I'm now a Q-ANON conspiracy theorist.

Although I've looked up the term, I'm still not quite sure what that kind of conspiracy theorist that makes me!
Posted by: Marybeth - TRUMP WON BIGLY! at November 28, 2020 01:22 AM (4pK1/)

Be thankful, I really believe my son is now part of Antifa in Denver.

You do what you can, but we have much less control than our parents did.

I had my kids for about 3 hours a night of quality time, a long with cooking dinner, doing homework, and all the other things you have to do to live.... the schools had them for 8 hours a day.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2020 01:29 AM (d9rwJ)

725 ..All these years, and that Ethiopian kid is still starving.

Posted by: Miklos, more in mockery than anger at November 28, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)



All while he's on QVC selling the rubes on the new amazing Eithiopian Weight Loss Diet.

Fattest thing about him now is his Swiss bank account.



/zzzzzzzz


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2020 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

726 Goodnight, Horde!

Still got a pie I haven't even cut into yet. Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 28, 2020 01:31 AM (SchxB)

727

I don't know how they got my name, but I got some damn spam email about "homeowner's protection" -- some shit "plan" where I'd have "peace of mind" about any repairs and stuff related to my "new home".

So, somehow someone knows I've built a new house and is trying to sell me shit.

I don't do smart phones, nor Google mail -- unless idiot Charter/Spectrum is scanning my emails. I'm thinking it's likely some data coming from county/govt sources. Or maybe data from the contractors themselves who put my name in some of their shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 28, 2020 01:34 AM (rCwaK)

728 721 For me, Dropkick Murphys just make the season.
Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos, proclaiming at November 28, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

oh yeah!

https://tinyurl.com/y6lonnrs

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 28, 2020 01:34 AM (UPoLF)

729 The pity of Rodney & Ryan. If properly delivered, they'll never hear the bullet, nor the shot.

Ask Paul Castellano.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 28, 2020 01:34 AM (qyH+l)

730 BTW, my daughter added a new twist last month - Apparently I'm now a Q-ANON conspiracy theorist.

Although I've looked up the term, I'm still not quite sure what that kind of conspiracy theorist that makes me!
Posted by: Marybeth - TRUMP WON BIGLY! at November 28, 2020 01:22 AM (4pK1/)

This is something about the left I can't stand. Rather than seek to persuade/argue points or merits they can only come up with strawmen that allow them to dismiss you and any part of reality that doesn't accord with their world view. Neo-cons, Q-Anons and Fascists oh my!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 01:34 AM (rt0xh)

731 Conservatism is dead. We lost the culture war decisively. It's just a bunch of stragglers wandering around in shell shock.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2020 01:20 AM (H5knJ)

Yeah, that's why the Democrats had to magic in millions of ballots in the dead of night after the election in at least 6 states, in addition to all the other cheating they engaged in.

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2020 01:35 AM (kOpft)

732 How is this for an explanation of the elevator panel:

Originally, there were floors 5-27.
Changes were made, 13 more floors and a Car Park (or access to the upper level of the Car Park - hence CP2)
It was easier to stick the CP2 button where it is, for whatever reason, and move 5 over.
Then going from lowest to highest, the new buttons are 6, 28-40.

Yeah, a little hinky about moving 5, but that's what I got.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 28, 2020 01:35 AM (ufFY8)

733 So Thread is dead

Right mates

Got Dropkicks in me 'ead

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos, not Irish whiskey, tho at November 28, 2020 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

734 Hey, if you want to argue that the Republican Party is conservative, go right ahead. Maybe you'll even convince yourself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2020 01:38 AM (H5knJ)

735 733 So Thread is dead

That's what I said

https://tinyurl.com/m6rf6nb

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 01:38 AM (rt0xh)

736 734 Hey, if you want to argue that the Republican Party is conservative, go right ahead. Maybe you'll even convince yourself.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2020 01:38 AM (H5knJ)

I don't consider myself a conservative, in spite of many such tendencies, as much as an anti-communist.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 01:40 AM (rt0xh)

737 "Got Dropkicks in me 'ead"....

Fields of Athenry!!

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at November 28, 2020 01:42 AM (Z7toj)

738 Thanks Marybeth, I think that you and I are in the same boat as far as our husband's health is concerned am I correct? And how is your hubby doing?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 28, 2020 01:42 AM (a4EWo)

739 That's what I said

https://tinyurl.com/m6rf6nb
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

Sorry, Man.

I am a Don Cornelius LOYALIST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsWMvGvBixg

Posted by: Miklos be jammin' at November 28, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

740 "I had my kids for about 3 hours a night of quality
time, a long with cooking dinner, doing homework, and all the other
things you have to do to live.... the schools had them for 8 hours a
day.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2020 01:29 AM (d9rwJ)"

Government run schools need to go, and be seen as the massive overreach tha they are. That's one of the big takeaways from how we got here.

What parents thought was happening in schools and what was actually happening in schools started diverging wildly in the 90's. Of the kids I know who graduated around 2010, give or take - family, and friends of family - about a third of them went totally off the deep end.

They were really good kids, but if things get really stupid what happens, happens. At least I have the benefit of being the cool relative who always talked sense, while their ire is directed at their parents.

Most are not beyond the reach of reason, although I'm not in a hurry to stick out my household's neck for them. The real surprise, though - the hard cases are the ones who have kids. Child abuse is the new pinnacle of virtue signalling; those willing to do that to children are the least likely to do a 180.


Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 28, 2020 01:50 AM (EEVQU)

741 OK, Good night, Horde, I am still wiped out from Thanksgiving, I need to grab some shuteye, thanks for listening.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 28, 2020 01:55 AM (a4EWo)

742 Bill Kristol only gets really engaged when hes talking about real men plowing his wife.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 28, 2020 01:10 AM (Lc8+A)
------

Interestingly, I met a US Navy officer who looked and acted, just like Kristol.

My CO would not put him into any position that had an actual impact on Combat Readiness.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2020 01:13 AM (d9rwJ)


So what's this Congressbastard's name? Because you know that officer just punched his 'military service' ticket to get elected, like Da Nang Dick (DICK - CT).

Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2020 01:57 AM (ldL4g)

743 Mmmm squirting Barbie

Posted by: Fapfapfapfapfap at November 28, 2020 01:59 AM (Gqglx)

744 I am absolutely certain that my son is learning more by being home than he could ever do in school. He would fuck around in school until they just gave up on him. He is a slow learner, and an even slower self-motivator, so even if I'm working at home full time, I stop every 10 minutes to tell him to focus. I doubt his teachers do that. I'm fairly certain he spent many hours a day in the timeout room or worse. And he's in high school.

They just kept passing him, even though he failed most of his classes. How the hell does that work?

I'm holding him to account, even though he isn't doing anything particularly challenging. I let him do his biology test open book. I let him rewrite all his one page essays. His dad is teaching him algebra, mostly by helping him with nearly every problem. But, he is doing it.

Why in hell do I pay an exorbitant amount to support a school system that isn't educating my son and couldn't be bothered to given an all clear from Chinese Lung Aids?

If we survive this year, he will at least have learned Western Civ, the entire Bible (selected parts, anyway), read Shakespeare, Dickens and Twain, and learned Algebra, Biology, World Geography, and improved his bowling skills. None of which would have happened in school.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 28, 2020 02:01 AM (qQnCr)

745 731 Conservatism is dead. We lost the culture war decisively. It's just a bunch of stragglers wandering around in shell shock.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2020 01:20 AM (H5knJ)

Yeah, that's why the Democrats had to magic in millions of ballots in the dead of night after the election in at least 6 states, in addition to all the other cheating they engaged in.
Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2020 01:35 AM (kOpft)

This.

Conservatism is alive and well, we just haven't raised hell for a while.

But, now we are.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 28, 2020 02:03 AM (qQnCr)

746 Mmmm squirting Barbie
Posted by: Fapfapfapfapfap


I..um..can't help you with that.

Posted by: Anatomically Challenged Ken at November 28, 2020 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)

747 Yes, Young Frankenstein was peak Terri Garr.

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2020 02:04 AM (ufFY8)

748 But, now we are.
Posted by: tcn

50,000 at a time, by some accounts.

The Trump Georgia Rally may be a case of the GA government fearing the people, as it should be.

Posted by: Miklos, also historian at November 28, 2020 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)

749 Inga: "He would have an enormous schvanzestuger."
Frankenstein: "It goes without saying."
Igor: "He will be very popular."

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2020 02:07 AM (ufFY8)

750 I am a Don Cornelius LOYALIST.

Posted by: Miklos be jammin' at November 28, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

You do know the secret of his fantabulous hair?

https://tinyurl.com/y4nlubdz

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 02:07 AM (rt0xh)

751 Hey, if you want to argue that the Republican Party is conservative, go right ahead. Maybe you'll even convince yourself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2020 01:38 AM (H5knJ)




Your previous comment suggested you think there aren't that many of us who would fall into the definition we commonly have for "conservative." That is evidently not the case. The fact that Republican politicians are routinely disloyal to us is less reflective on that than the fact that apparently elections, including primaries, have been fixed for a while.
I don't particularly think the Republican party is the solution to anything.

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2020 02:07 AM (kOpft)

752 "
This is something about the left I can't stand.
Rather than seek to persuade/argue points or merits they can only come
up with strawmen that allow them to dismiss you and any part of reality
that doesn't accord with their world view. Neo-cons, Q-Anons and
Fascists oh my!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 01:34 AM (rt0xh)"

I would offer up that this is something about the contemporary left you might not understand.

They don't dismiss reality when convenient. They have dismissed it entirely, and permanently. A bit more than a century on from "God is dead", we now have "nothing is real"

It's not a strawman process for them. They are right, because they are good, and you are wrong, and thus bad, for opposing them. Doesn't matter what their position is, or was yesterday, or will be tomorrow, there is only the One Truth that whatever it is they're on about at the moment is the way things are.

The middle ranks, the climbers, are in a perpetual struggle to advance themselves by being more visibly pious than their peers - or to tear them down. The top ranks compete with each other to lay down what the current prime grievance is, swaying followers to it and keeping them on their toes. But no one at the top actually believes any of it, as that's an impediment to effectively playing the game.

And both groups engage in a sort of all-encompassing taqiya: there are those in on it, so to speak, and then there is everyone else, the rubes who still don't understand this is Lord of the Flies meets epistemological Calvinball. There is no such thing as lying, there are only words of varying effectiveness to wield against those who don't understand what is going on.

This by the way is why the left and islam are both convinced they're using the other, but it's more complicated than that. Islam is sure the left is making a grave mistake in playing along, and many non-leftists agree. In reality, the left sees islam as inferior because it's tied to relatively fixed beliefs: being overrun by islam doesn't even budge their give-a-shit meter. Being in charge is being in charge, and they have no reason to think they'll have any less success bending a bunch of goat herders to their will.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 28, 2020 02:07 AM (EEVQU)

753 Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 28, 2020 02:07 AM (EEVQU)

I'm personally quite aware of this
https://tinyurl.com/y47bhjxb

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 02:12 AM (rt0xh)

754 CTH is now in forced migration for the next few.

F' all these leftists, the current state of affairs is the lifes work of all those boomer turds. Godless heathens..

Posted by: Garbone at November 28, 2020 02:12 AM (xELde)

755
I was part of two families' telephone calls on Thanksgiving Day.

The first, with my in-laws, was a crashing bore -- NFL games (yes, they're THOSE kind of fans), COVID, and "My, wasn't the election outcome great?" My wife's sister was the absolute worst, looking through photos on her phone and showing them, "Look, here's one of me and Rudy Giuliani when he wasn't crazy."

The second, with my own family, was a blast. I was the lone sibling who did not join them in the wilds of northern Michigan in a rented house so that four different households (woulda been five if I'd been there) could gather to celebrate the holiday. A lot of "EABOD, Gretch!" sentiments expressed and a lot of fun conversation and raucous laughter recalling old times.

Statist asswipes are the worst.

Posted by: Pedro Cerano at November 28, 2020 02:13 AM (pNxlR)

756 'm personally quite aware of this

HA!

Posted by: Miklos, from Karl Marx U. at November 28, 2020 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)

757 Just saw this CNN story on firing squads for federal death penalties
https://tinyurl.com/y44w7oc5

Anyone want to tell them?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 02:15 AM (rt0xh)

758 I was part of two families' telephone calls on Thanksgiving Day.

Yep

Like it was fun for me either

Posted by: Miklos, from the NSA because Bob got thee day off (seniority) at November 28, 2020 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)

759 I don't know how they got my name, but I got some damn spam email about "homeowner's protection" -- some shit "plan" where I'd have "peace of mind" about any repairs and stuff related to my "new home".

So, somehow someone knows I've built a new house and is trying to sell me shit.

I don't do smart phones, nor Google mail -- unless idiot Charter/Spectrum is scanning my emails. I'm thinking it's likely some data coming from county/govt sources. Or maybe data from the contractors themselves who put my name in some of their shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 28, 2020 01:34 AM (rCwaK)


Mortgage records, tax assessment records, building permit records, the list is endless. Much of that information is publicly available by law.

We are tracked every step of our lives now, and some are good with that. Hi Alexa/Siri, "play the song with the funky break." The song 'A Child Is Coming', from Jefferson Starship's 1970 album, Blows Against The Empire, is very prescient:

--SNIP--

A child is coming
A child is coming
A child is coming to you

What are we gonna do when Uncle Samuel comes around
Askin' for the young one's name
And lookin' for the print of his hand for the files in their numbers game
I don't want his chances for freedom to ever be that slim
Let's not tell 'em about him -

--SNIP--

Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2020 02:17 AM (ldL4g)

760
Mmmm squirting Barbie
Posted by: Fapfapfapfapfap


How many DVDs in the set?

Posted by: Pedro Cerano at November 28, 2020 02:18 AM (pNxlR)

761 Igor: "He will be very popular."

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion


What vote hump?

Posted by: Eye-Gore Biden (D) at November 28, 2020 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

762 Anyone want to tell them?
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

USE MASK AS BLINDFOLD

NO SMOKING

Posted by: Teniente Mikloso at November 28, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

763 Mortgage records, tax assessment records, building permit records, the list is endless. Much of that information is publicly available by law.

We are tracked every step of our lives now

Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2020 02:17 AM (ldL4g)

Yep since my brother passed I've been bombard by "investors" wanting to buy his house: mail, phone & text

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 02:20 AM (rt0xh)

764 You do know the secret of his fantabulous hair?

https://tinyurl.com/y4nlubdz
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

I have always been aware of Afro-Sheen, but never found a market in Hungary.

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at November 28, 2020 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

765 Inga: "He would have an enormous schvanzestuger."
Frankenstein: "It goes without saying."
Igor: "He will be very popular."



Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at November 28, 2020 02:07 AM (ufFY


put...the candle...back

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2020 02:26 AM (9Om/r)

766
What did he find at the top?
Posted by: KarlHungus at November 28, 2020 01:03 AM (Lc8+A)


Watch the left handhold -- it never changes. Where the looping moment is, I could not tell.

Posted by: Pedro Cerano at November 28, 2020 02:27 AM (pNxlR)

767 Posted by: Marybeth - TRUMP WON BIGLY! at November 28, 2020 01:22 AM (4pK1/)
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point hm towards LegalInsurection.com


Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 28, 2020 02:30 AM (v9rtm)

768
Aww, jeez.

** removes two or three day old sock **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 28, 2020 02:30 AM (pNxlR)

769 put...the candle...back
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Whatever.

I can just play with these knockers.

Posted by: von Miklostein at November 28, 2020 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)

770 PS to 767

if he won't rationally consider the views of a Cornell law professor and his hand picked crew, re-write your will.

same goes for your daughter.

i'm DONE being tolerant with willful idiots, family or otherwise.

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 28, 2020 02:31 AM (v9rtm)

771 i'm DONE being tolerant with willful idiots, family or otherwise.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won!


I have written myself out of my own will.

Posted by: The Estate Of Miklos at November 28, 2020 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

772 Yep since my brother passed I've been bombard by "investors" wanting to buy his house: mail, phone text





Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 02:20 AM (rt0xh)a
---
yup.

since my Dad died last year, i have been bombarded with offers on *my* property...

the mail offers get discarded.

the phone offers get a blast of Grunt/Cav Trooper speak.

then never call back a second time.


Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 28, 2020 02:36 AM (v9rtm)

773 I don't know how they got my name, but I got some damn spam email about "homeowner's protection" -- some shit "plan" where I'd have "peace of mind" about any repairs and stuff related to my "new home".
----

Public property transfer records, also, permits issued.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2020 02:36 AM (9Fwwf)

774 then never call back a second time.


Posted by: redc1c4,


We are interesting for important question...



Old Mama must get 30 scam calls/day, normally with accents smelling of curry.

Not even good curry.

Posted by: Miklos, at the Bangalore Call Centre at November 28, 2020 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

775 I have written myself out of my own will.





Posted by: The Estate Of Miklos at November 28, 2020 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

---
i need to set things up so that, whatever i have, in a trust,, goes to the CRPA for a 2nd Amendment Defense fund trust. money, investments, gubs, the whole nine yards.

Lord knows they will need it here in #Failifornia, no matter what.

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 28, 2020 02:40 AM (v9rtm)

776 if he won't rationally consider the views of a Cornell law professor and his hand picked crew, re-write your will.

same goes for your daughter.

i'm DONE being tolerant with willful idiots, family or otherwise.


Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 28, 2020 02:31 AM (v9rtm)


Yeah I don't have kids. The wife has 2 nieces. It was usually assumed that if she outlives me, which is most likely, her nieces would probably get everything. After this election I told her you better find out who they voted for, because I'll make damn sure we are broke before they get anything.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2020 02:40 AM (9Om/r)

777 Sometime when you are in patient mood, ask a leftie how they know if something is good or evil.

What do they use to measure the goodness of something, or the evil in it?

See if they can figure that one out, because as strongly as they believe they are right, and good, and unimpeachable, they are nothing of the sort.

Without God, good is just that which is beneficial to me. Without a reason, there is no impetus to look beyond myself. So, if it would be good for me to take your money away and give it to me, then that would be good. Same for taking away your rights and keeping them for myself.

I always had to laugh at Annie Laurie Gaylor, with the Freedom From Religion sewer, who's slogan was "Be Good for Goodness Sake." What's good, Annie?

They have no measure for good or evil, so all evil is not only permissible, it is generally good for them. Right up until they go to meet their Maker and find out they should probably have listened a bit in Sunday school or CCD.

Right up until then.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 28, 2020 02:42 AM (qQnCr)

778 the mail offers get discarded.

the phone offers get a blast of Grunt/Cav Trooper speak.

then never call back a second time.


Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 28, 2020 02:36 AM (v9rtm)

Oooh, me likey! Numba 1 GI!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 02:43 AM (rt0xh)

779 Public property transfer records, also, permits issued.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

zillow.com

Posted by: Miklos suspects at November 28, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)

780 Well, I am done for the night. Finished sorting through my sardine can of quarter-watt resistors. That's a lot of resistors; they are tiny. some eighth-watters in there too, even tinier.

Lots of little chores to do before I get mobile on Monday.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2020 02:45 AM (9BLPi)

781 770 PS to 767

if he won't rationally consider the views of a Cornell law professor and his hand picked crew, re-write your will.

same goes for your daughter.

i'm DONE being tolerant with willful idiots, family or otherwise.
Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 28, 2020 02:31 AM (v9rtm)

If she didn't have my 2 little grandsons that I love dearly and am concerned about, it sure would be a lot easier.

For their sakes, I must continue to be available for them.

Sigh.

Posted by: Marybeth - TRUMP WON BIGLY! at November 28, 2020 02:48 AM (4pK1/)

782 Well, I am done for the night. Finished sorting through my sardine can of quarter-watt resistors. That's a lot of resistors; they are tiny. some eighth-watters in there too, even tinier.

Lots of little chores to do before I get mobile on Monday.

Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I hope all those resistors cooperated.

Posted by: Miklos , with a Buster Keatonn face at November 28, 2020 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)

783

It's got to be the public permit records or something. It's a bunch of lawyer shit, but the way this is going to be set up is the house and about 5 acres ( to satisfy some tax shit) is going to be in a separate trust, which will be under my control. A lawyer is setting this up, and hasn't completed it, so nothing has been filed.

All our land was put in a trust years ago for estate tax and general tax purposes. All I know is you pay lawyers a bunch of money to set this up so the govt can't get even more money out of you when somebody dies. :-) Lawyers become legislatures and set this up to make income for them to get around the laws they make.

For this new house, a 5-acre minimum piece of property had to be carved out and put in a separate trust -- this had something to do with the "homestead exemption" for county and state taxes.

None of that has been completed yet -- the lawyer will file it all this December.

So it has to be the permits and maybe something the contractor had to file.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 28, 2020 02:57 AM (rCwaK)

784 583 It still breaks my heart as that could have easily been me.
Posted by: Moonbeam


Write a letter to Sheriff Joe.
Posted by: SCOAMF of a JEF at November 28, 2020 12:24 AM

And your point is...?

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 28, 2020 02:58 AM (qe5CM)

785

Lawyers become legislators, I should say. My typos are getting ridiculous.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 28, 2020 02:58 AM (rCwaK)

786 Well, I am done for the night. Finished sorting through my sardine can
of quarter-watt resistors. That's a lot of resistors; they are tiny.
some eighth-watters in there too, even tinier.



Lots of little chores to do before I get mobile on Monday.



Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



yeah thats a shit job. I used to do a shit ton of guitar amp tweaking. there was a store in the dallas area of texas I would go to twice a year while I was there for the guitar shows. This store was huuuge. They sold resistors in bags of 100 for $3-5 a bag, and name brand. I used to spend $100 every time I was there. resisotrs, caps, diodes, pots, etc. I went silly on resistors every time I went there. I have a big parts organizer I keep them in, the one with all the little drawers. I knocked it over one night. It took hours to sort them. i was pissed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 28, 2020 03:00 AM (9Om/r)

787 In SC, the "Homestead Exemption" means that a primary residence is exempt from school tax, which is 70-80% of local property tax.

Why you are paying a lawyer is beyond me.

Posted by: Miklos, not practicing at November 28, 2020 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)

788

Another benefit of these "trust" things is liability. It protects you from say someone suing the hell out of you for something and being able to get at your property.

This trust thing prevents that. We don't own the land, the trust does. But we control the trust. How it works, I don't know, but the lawyers do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 28, 2020 03:02 AM (rCwaK)

789 My typos are getting ridiculous.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Never admit error.

Say it was in French.

Posted by: Miklosian PR LLC at November 28, 2020 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

790 Firing squads are faster

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2020 03:04 AM (9sWOw)

791 This trust thing prevents that. We don't own the land, the trust does. But we control the trust. How it works, I don't know, but the lawyers do.
Posted by: publius

Careful.

I am doing this now.

A revocable trust, or Living or "In Vivos" trust gives you NO protection. NONE. The benificiary(es) of the trust are personally liable.

Posted by: Miklos, who knows about such things at November 28, 2020 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)

792 >> Why you are paying a lawyer is beyond me.

The trust documents are in a YUGE 3-ring binder. As it is, all the family land is in this one trust. When I built the new house on that land, it wouldn't qualify for the homestead exemption because there is already one homestead in the trust.

To get around that, a new, separate trust, under my sole control has to be established. I'll pay the existing trust $1 or something for the 5 acres to create the new trust.

Doing that correctly, to pass legal muster, requires paying someone who knows the incantations to put on paper.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 28, 2020 03:08 AM (rCwaK)

793 >> Careful.

I am doing this now.

That's why we pay the lawyer. :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 28, 2020 03:09 AM (rCwaK)

794 Well, I do think there are lots here who aren't conservatives in any meaningful sense. But I don't mean that in a pejorative way. I'm just trying to accurately describe the current state of things. Most self-described conservatives defend everything that has come after the Warren Court and its era without realizing what they are defending is yesterday's liberal consensus. People know in an instinctual way that making a 4-year-old boy wear a dress is wrong, but lack any kind of coherent ideology that could produce a society that does not end up at the same place we presently find ourselves. Conservatism is much like modern churches; all the old names but without the old content. I think it's a lost cause. Conservatism got rolled so hard that there's not much left to conserve or worth conserving. We need an entirely different movement and label at this point.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2020 03:10 AM (H5knJ)

795 Doing that correctly, to pass legal muster, requires paying someone who knows the incantations to put on paper.
Posted by: publius

Ok.

My dad was the most known and respected Estate Planning CPA in SC and surrounding states.

When everybody was nobody in the early 60, they all started together. I know how things grew and happened.

My father worked with lawyers, but hated MBAs. With a level of passion.

Posted by: Miklos, not an attorney in your State or Province at November 28, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)

796 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2020 03:18 AM (Re9Sr)

797 Morning PG!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2020 03:21 AM (rt0xh)

798 Publius, should we meet again, I ask for one(1) hour of bitch session about what the City of Columbia has done to some commercial property in central downtown.

1-can't use it-$100 fine for no mask

2-PAY TAXES

In South Carolina of all places.

A family friend was coroner in Richland County, so I might get off easy.

Posted by: Miklos, also not Miklos at November 28, 2020 03:22 AM (QzkSJ)

799 >> I ask for one(1) hour of bitch session about what the City of Columbia

We will meet again -- may times, I hope -- and you have unlimited bitching rights. A bitching filibuster, if yo desire. Beat J. Strom's record, perhaps.

Now, I'm getting sleepy and must hit the sack. See y'all tomorrow.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 28, 2020 03:28 AM (rCwaK)

800 The old thread, she its dead
What one can say, has been said

Many a pint at ONT
But now, we must go and ...sleep

Posted by: Miklos, A Yorkshire Lad at November 28, 2020 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)

801 No coffee yet

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2020 03:47 AM (9sWOw)

802 Just finished my coffee, now have to get ready for work.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2020 03:53 AM (Re9Sr)

803 who said this was dead?

y'all are a bunch of pikers...

*That's* what a the problem is.

get on the stick!

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 28, 2020 04:21 AM (v9rtm)

804

1st cup in hand.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 28, 2020 04:21 AM (p/F+I)

805 But now, we must go and ...sleep



Posted by: Miklos, A Yorkshire Lad at November 28, 2020 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)a---
you can sleep when you're dead.

ask Warren Zevon,

Posted by: redc1c4, Trump Won! at November 28, 2020 04:24 AM (v9rtm)

806 Been dozing on an off most of last 4 hours.

Leo the cat keeps looking for attention.

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2020 04:44 AM (Z/jzm)

807 Beserker D - Older stereo equipment and electronics from the 30s thru the 60s, audio equipment has quite a following. Certain rectifier tubes and outputs have gotten stupid expensive, small signal tubes like 12XA7. And even old school carbon comp. resistors. Allen-Bradley, and leaky capacitors, all to keep the classic wild and wooly tone of the old school guitar pickups and amplifiers.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2020 04:54 AM (T3zWB)

808 I think the elevator panel looks like that because somebody pried off the buttons and moved them around to look like that. Like you could do on a keyboard and some phonesets, just to mess with somebody.

Posted by: m at November 28, 2020 05:00 AM (EbSTN)

809 I loved Tom and Jerry cartoons

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2020 05:10 AM (Z/jzm)

810 The difference between the Three Stooges and progressives is that progressives are NEVER out of character.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 28, 2020 05:13 AM (FsgBK)

811 I hereby confess my naivete about the top pic 'joke' --

Only Fans. To get the joke, you must know about a porn site called

OnlyFans. I learned about this site's existence from a Quillette article. This am. You can pay to see your favorite 'models' do their thing. The one writing the Quillette piece is "a fetish BDSM model".

MmmKay.

Morning all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 28, 2020 05:17 AM (F0YaR)

812 kings quiet down here

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2020 05:19 AM (JFO2v)

813 also: kinda quiet down here

Posted by: m at November 28, 2020 05:27 AM (EbSTN)

814 U.S. Womens Soccer Team Is Back And They Are Sporting A BLM Message

oh damn I busy that day

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2020 05:29 AM (JFO2v)

815

Old electronics -

Need a couple new power tunes for my Fender Super Twin Reverb. One of em is toast.

Don't need it for gigs or really "need" it for home but I hate looking at it knowing it won't rattle my walls,,, and the neighbor's walls if I feel like doing so.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 28, 2020 05:30 AM (p/F+I)

816 The Houston Federation of Teachers wants to go back to only virtual learning as classes begin again after the Thanksgiving break.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2020 05:30 AM (JFO2v)

817

tubes - stupid fingers

Posted by: TeeJ at November 28, 2020 05:31 AM (p/F+I)

818 >>The Houston Federation of Teachers wants to go back to only virtual learning as classes begin again after the Thanksgiving break.

Posted by: rhennigantx

As long as they are good with virtual paychecks.

Posted by: Aviator at November 28, 2020 05:32 AM (p40Pc)

819 Hey, TeeJ:

A guitar; a guitar and a guy and a dog:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y57c4pgj

Posted by: m at November 28, 2020 05:34 AM (EbSTN)

820 >>As long as they are good with virtual paychecks.
Posted by: Aviator at November 28, 2020 05:32 AM (p40Pc)

Somehow I doubt they would

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2020 05:34 AM (Z/jzm)

821

And yeah, they remade the Super Twin and the Twin Reverb but not the Super Twin Reverb.
Probably figured no one would want to lug it around.
Good thing I was 30 years younger when I was doing so.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 28, 2020 05:35 AM (p/F+I)

822 BHO
We celebrate Rev. Wright in the same way that we celebrate the truth-telling tradition of the black church, which when preachers tell the truth, very often it makes people uncomfortable.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2020 05:37 AM (JFO2v)

823 The people are seeing the government schools are not there to serve the students, they are there to serve teachers and administrators.

Here, the school board is seen as a political stepping stone only.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2020 05:37 AM (EZebt)

824 I saw somewhere somebody calling the Biden guy "Joebama." Heh.

Posted by: m at November 28, 2020 05:38 AM (EbSTN)

825

Thanks m.
Fair amount of trouble you went to for me there.
I'll check it out later.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 28, 2020 05:39 AM (p/F+I)

826 So are Houston parents going to continue to pay school taxes and have their children fall behind academically for the foreseeable future so teachers can work from home? Apparently most people really are sheep!

Posted by: AnnaS at November 28, 2020 05:41 AM (l4l/z)

827 Happy Saturday, everybody. Work calls.

Posted by: m at November 28, 2020 05:42 AM (EbSTN)

828 More good vacuum tubes have been destroyed by bad power supply capacitors than anything else. Excessive current draw.

I know what makes the old school stuff sound like it does, I get that people don't want to lose the character and tone, but running tubes in defective equipment is stupid. And expensive.

The original European and American tubes last far longer than the modern Chinese, Russian or Yugo tubes. Sonically they are fine. It's kind of analogous to good Sylvania light bulbs that lasted forever, versus the el-cheapo bulbs sold at the grocery store burning out in a week.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 28, 2020 05:44 AM (T3zWB)

829
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2020 05:45 AM (AMBHz)

830 Genius. Sex symbol. God. Was there anything Barry couldn't be?

====
American

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 28, 2020 05:47 AM (d6mdH)

831 826 So are Houston parents going to continue to pay school taxes and have their children fall behind academically for the foreseeable future so teachers can work from home? Apparently most people really are sheep!
Posted by: AnnaS at November 28, 2020 05:41 AM (l4l/z)

Public schools have zero to do with education.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2020 05:48 AM (JFO2v)

832 Hi there Alton.

Posted by: clutch at November 28, 2020 05:51 AM (9UmRs)

833
Public schools have zero to do with education.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2020 05:48 AM


this is true

the public schools are a jobs program for leftists

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2020 05:52 AM (AMBHz)

834
mornin', clutch

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2020 05:53 AM (AMBHz)

835 the public schools are a jobs program for leftists
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2020 05:52 AM (AMBHz)

My conservative public school teacher wife agrees.

Posted by: clutch at November 28, 2020 05:54 AM (9UmRs)

836

Thanks for the heads up on the capacitor things, common tater.

Guess when I get to it I should take it to someone who knows more than less than zero which is the extent of my electricical knowledge.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 28, 2020 05:58 AM (p/F+I)

837
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
Its bizarre to see a former head of the CIA consistently side with Iranian zealots who chant Death to America.

And reflexively condemn Israel.

Does Joe Biden agree?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2020 05:58 AM (JFO2v)

838 Just made it in time

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2020 05:59 AM (9sWOw)

839 the public schools are a jobs program for leftists
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 28, 2020 05:52 AM (AMBHz)

End Education Depts in colleges and education would improve overnight

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2020 06:00 AM (JFO2v)

840 Administrative bloat at all levels of public education, K-PhD, is the heart of the jobs program along with teacher's unions.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 28, 2020 06:01 AM (FsgBK)

841 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 28, 2020 06:01 AM (/On2j)

842 KRAK IS UP WITH THE NOOD

Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at November 28, 2020 06:01 AM (9sWOw)

843 The Pope really really does not get freedom

Yet some groups protested, refusing to keep their distance, marching against travel restrictions as if measures that governments must impose for the good of their people constitute some kind of political assault on autonomy or personal freedom!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2020 06:04 AM (JFO2v)

844 The Posobiec tweet is worth thinking about.

Suppose Trump doesn't call out the unorganized militia.

Then what?

The left observes that they can steal an election out in broad daylight and get away with it. Therefore, they will do it again. And again.

When and under what circumstances does the counter mobilization happen?

Not saying answers can be or should be posted here. But people should be thinking about it.

Posted by: Rollory at November 28, 2020 08:27 AM (4ig19)

845 Of course, these comment threads being what they are, essentially nobody will see what I just typed, so I wasted my time.

The fact is nobody reads these comment threads. Comments get posted at between one every ten seconds to one per second, all day long. No human being can read that much that fast. Some people scan bits and pieces of the threads and respond to bits and pieces of them, some obsessively refresh to continue their cliqueish conversations with fellow obsessive refreshers, but nothing meaningful happens.

It's a combination echo chamber and black hole.

Posted by: Rollory at November 28, 2020 08:30 AM (4ig19)

846 everybody pay attention to the mindthoughts of some nic no one has ever seen before telling us all about how Smart Military Blogs operate, lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 28, 2020 03:53 PM (/On2j)

847 Welp, that was a weird collection of stuff.

I liked it.

A lot.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at November 29, 2020 12:57 AM (TdCQk)

848 @846
And then there's the few who do respond, but do so entirely to their own hallucinations.

Posted by: Rollory at November 29, 2020 12:49 PM (4ig19)

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