The Morning Rant

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GRATITUDE

We live in tumultuous times. I feel that I'm living in a machine that is in the process of shaking itself to pieces. Search YouTube for videos of what happens to a clothes dryer when you throw in a brick or cinder block and start the spin cycle if you want to know how I'm visualizing what our country is like right now.

Gratitude is an important aspect of mental health. This is why progressivism is big brick to throw in the clothes dryer of life, as it makes outrage a virtue and anger a requirement. Or, and don't forget the flip side of anger, depression, and you have a sure-fire recipe for mental illness. So it's no wonder that the progressive movement is filled with bitter, angry, miserable maladjusted perverts.

But I digress. Here is a good, 2-minute video on gratitude from PragerU:



Anyway, here are some of the things I am grateful for:

1. I am grateful to God the father of our Lord Jesus Christ for pulling me out of the muck when I was 22 years old, miserable, and had just spent the entire summer smoking as much marijuana as I possibly could, all day, every day, in an effort to -- oh, I don't know, some sort of self-negation. Like the guys who drench themselves with gasoline and then strike a match, only in slow-motion. Anyway, He picked me up and showed me a better way to live. He took away my despair and self-destruction and filled my life with blessings and contentment.

2. Mrs. Muse, my wife, who has been my constant companion, lover, and best friend and who has put up with me for 35 years. I can't imagine living life without her.

3. My health. Yeah, my body is banged up pretty good, but all things, considered, my health, at age 64, is really quite remarkable. Here some of the blessings I mentioned in #1:

3-1. I have a family history of depression and alcoholism, but both of these maladies seem to have passed me by. I don't really like to drink all that much, and, as I've already mentioned, my life is filled with contentment.

3-2. I do not remember ever having a headache in my life. Seriously. I've heard horror stories of migraines and even regular headaches that some people suffer frequently, but this is something I've never experienced.

3-3. I think I must have a beefy immune system. I've never had to take a single day off from work because of colds or flu. Sometime in December 2019, Mrs. Muse picked up some nasty bug that lasted for about 10 days and eventually settled into her lungs. She then went to the doctor who diagnosed it as bronchitis and prescribed antibiotic. She got better, but it took her about a month before she was really feeling normal again. Now we're thinking this might actually have been covid-19. We don't know for sure, of course, but maybe. But, here's the thing: I never got it. And this despite us being together all of that time and having all sorts of daily and nightly contact.

4. I am grateful that I get to be a part of this great blog. And for all of your morons, which is one of the reasons why it's so great. I mean, not only do we talk every day, but sometimes groups of us get together in various parts of the country for real-life meetings, for drinkin' and laughin' and shootin' and whoopin' and hollerin' and all sorts of carryin' on. How fun is that?

So I'm inviting any and all of you, if you feel so moved, to enter in a comment one or more things in your life you are grateful for this holiday season. Let's go into the holiday on a positive note.

And while we're at it, here's another PragerU 5-minute video about Thanksgiving:




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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

Please submit any prayer requests to “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com.


Prayer Requests:

10/7 – Lee Also requests prayers for her good friend who needs a lung transplant. He’s been on the list for a while, but it’s getting to the point where he needs it sooner than later. She also would like prayers for the family of the person whose untimely death will give life to her friend. They have lost someone they love. But their generosity will help her friend.
11/18 Update – Her friend has moved closer to the hospital, which means he’s up higher on the list. He’s getting rehab in preparation for the transplant, so keep praying for him, please. And prayers also for the family who lost a loved on and allowed their loved one’s organs to give new life to people like her friend.

10/21 – Muley, the Duchess requests prayers for her late husband’s mother, who is being taken out by bone cancer at 91. For peace and fortitude. She hasn’t seen any family since March.

10/28 – redc1c4 said Resident 3vil lost her job a week ago. She’s been hoping to retire in the near future, and this puts a hold on those plans. Prayers are requested for gainful employment soon so she can finally retire and enjoy the fruits of her years of hard work.
11/17 Update – She got a new job last Friday. The downside is it’s 290 miles away. The upside may allow for a transition to partial retirement as a consultant. Prayers of thanks for a possible way forward!

11/1 – Hrothgar requested prayers for his elderly sister-in-law, who suffered a head injury in a fall. Thanks to the Lord that the injury wasn’t too severe, requiring only stitches, but she tested positive for Covid at the hospital, and her family will need to quarantine. Prayers are requested that it all turns out okay for everyone.

11/10 - Doof requests prayers for Donna&&&&&V, who is depressed to the point of being suicidal.

11/11 – Central Scrutinizer requests prayers for his buddy Don, who was just admitted to the hospital with Covid. He is 74 years old, and his wife is freaking out.

11/16 – Adriane the Critic requests prayers for her friend “D”. He is fighting a very aggressive brain cancer and the doctors’ prognosis is horrifically short. Prayers are also requested for his exhausted wife and young children, and strength for his sister and family, who are doing a great deal of travel to try and be with him in the little visits they are allowed.

11/17 – redc1c4 has an aunt, Anisa, with bone cancer, and she wants him to be her patient advocate. Redc1c4 asks for prayers for strength and healing for her, and insight for her doctors, and safe travels for him, as she lives at the bottom of California, and over 100 miles from the treatment facility.

11/18 – OurCountryisScrewed asks for prayers for his mom, who passed away very early in the morning of Nov. 11. Please pray for the repose of her soul. Also, a prayer for his father and siblings as they adjust to the loss of the heart and soul of their family. He’d also like a prayer of thanksgiving for the nursing staff at a certain upstate NY hospital who were absolutely fantastic caring for all of them.


For Healing:

9/23 – Dr_No requests continued prayers for his daughter Megan. She had surgery for cancer earlier, and now has had the 2nd of 12 FOLFOX chemo treatments for her Stage III-C cancer. It’s been rough – fatigue, weight loss, cold sensitivity, jaw pain. She’s losing an average of 6.5 pounds per week now and has lost approximately 25 pounds since her surgery and beginning chemo. Her attitude is terrific despite what she’s going through, but it’ll be a rough slog between now and January.
10/8 Update – Megan was admitted to the hospital for bi-lateral pulmonary embolisms. Luckily, the embolisms responded to treatment. Dr_No says thanks again for sending words up for Megan!
11/18 Update – Megan has had the 6th of 12 chemo treatments. She is still having the symptoms above and reactions to the FOLFOX series. Her mom bought her a pair of Neuropathy gloves, and those seem to help reduce the pain and tingling in her hands. She is still losing 3-5 pounds per week. Dr_No thanks the Horde for the prayers for her.

10/21 – Lady in Black requests prayers for her stepmom, who fought breast cancer 7 years ago, and now it’s back. She will be having surgery for a double mastectomy, followed by chemo. She’d appreciated any prayers to help her get through this surgery and contain this cancer.

10/24 – Kerncon requests prayers for his wife. His wife is currently in the ICU following a massive kidney infection, which resulted in the removal of one of them. She is currently stable and slowly recovering. They hope to be able to get her out of ICU in the next few days. Her remaining kidney hasn’t resumed functioning, and it could take weeks to recover, if at all. Please keep them in your prayers for a swift recovery, and for regaining full function to her remaining kidney.
11/24 Update – Kerncon says his wife will be leaving inpatient care on Sunday, and her remaining kidney function is near normal. Please keep praying for healing and strength as they transition from hospital/rehab to home care. She especially needs healing for her right foot now, as there is some muscle damage which could lead to a big quality of life impact if it doesn’t return.

10/27 – Caiwyn requests prayers for his father, who has been battling pancreatic cancer for 3 years. His chemotherapy treatments are no longer effective enough to justify continuing with them, and they are being discontinued. Prayers for him, and for whatever more time God could possibly give him with his family.

11/16 – Hrothgar received a very recent and completely unexpected diagnosis of a non-trivial (and rather rare) cancer. He is in the very initial phase of surgery, tests, diagnoses, and evaluation of treatment options, so at this stage, he knows just enough to be concerned, but right now has no idea how this will roll out. He would greatly appreciate prayers from the Horde for skilled doctors/staff and recovery if that is in God’s plan.

11/18 – Agamemnon requests prayers for a colleague who has Wuhan19 and is hospitalized on oxygen. The staff is having trouble controlling her fever and she has some co-morbidities that exacerbate her condition.

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com.

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her.

Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm

Keep calm and pray on!



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Monday Who Dis: I did not know that the Argentina-born actressLinda Cristal passed earlier this year. She retired from acting in 1988, made a ton of money as a realtor, and also ran her own import/export business. She is best known for her work in the TV series High Chapparal, a TV western from a time after TV westerns had mostly fallen out of favor. The 'star' in that series was Leif Erickson, who was a combat photographer in WW2 and who survived being shot down twice while in aircraft.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Kielbasa and Potatoes:

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Kielbasa and potato recipe here.

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Comments

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1 Whoa

Posted by: General Maximus Decimus Meridius at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (Do5/p)

2 st!

Posted by: weew at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (EaEMG)

3 Did not read the content

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (+2xjH)

4 drat

Posted by: weew at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (EaEMG)

5 In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:17 AM (Do5/p)

6 Top 10

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 11:17 AM (0WmUX)

7 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 25, 2020 11:18 AM (Uhu8A)

8 Cameron Diaz!

Don't know him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 11:18 AM (yvr3o)

9 who dat? idk but pretty

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (8D42x)

10 Chick is Cameron Diaz. Think in' on him still.

Posted by: Catherine at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (ttyqM)

11 Who Dis: Cameron Diaz and Chad Lowe

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (ch6++)

12 I'm thankful for this big pile of ammo - that I have no intention of losing in a tragic canoe accident.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (pcbAL)

13 Cameron Diaz!

Don't know him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 11:18 AM (yvr3o)

Sam Rockwell.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)

14 Tragedy in NY.

Politics
Just Hours After Being Placed In Cuomo's Possession, Emmy Statue Dies Of COVID
November 24th, 2020 37

From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

Willowed from last thread but so good I had to post it here.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (jXPIy)

15 Lin Wood
@LLinWood
As we approach Thanksgiving 20/20, 80+M Patriots waiting to give thanks for indictments opening these gates:

1.EpsteinPedoGate
2.DurhamRussiaGate
3.WeinerLapTopGate
4.HunterLapTopGate
5.HillaryGate
6.CommunistElectionTheftGate

REVEAL EVERY LIE
REVEAL EVERY CRIME
LOCK ALL UP!

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (mwLLf)

16 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (1eSb0)

17 11 Who Dis: Cameron Diaz and Chad Lowe

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (ch6++)


Not Chad.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (lkGaW)

18 64? I didn't think the gorilla was a day over 30. Wow.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (jXPIy)

19 Gratitude is an important aspect of mental health.



You bet.

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (zr5Kq)

20 I'm pretty sure I've made kielbasa and potatoes. Yum.


Wide noodles plus sauerkraut and onions is also nice.

Posted by: President Elect Shibumi, fighting against the Great Reset at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (ZCiJZ)

21 Cameron Diaz, who was once a smokeshow. Peaked in The Mask.

Sam Rockwell, one of our truly great actors.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (9TdxA)

22 Guy Sugarcube

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (AwYPR)

23 13 Cameron Diaz!

Don't know him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 11:18 AM (yvr3o)

Sam Rockwell.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)


Yes!

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (lkGaW)

24 I am grateful for each of the churches I have had the opportunity to serve in my 48 years of ministry.

Posted by: Emil Turner at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (pQUmQ)

25 I'm grateful for uhm, you know, that thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (22mNy)

26 1.EpsteinPedoGate
2.DurhamRussiaGate
3.WeinerLapTopGate
4.HunterLapTopGate
5.HillaryGate
6.CommunistElectionTheftGate

REVEAL EVERY LIE
REVEAL EVERY CRIME
LOCK ALL UP!

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (mwLLf)



Chop chop. His legal team needs to hurry the fuck up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (0WmUX)

27 Alright

MR Top 40

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (iTXRQ)

28 More than anything in the world I am grateful that the woman who gave birth to my daughter chose life.

Posted by: motionview (I also want desperately to believe) at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (pYQR/)

29 That's it! Sam Rockwell. I knew I had seen him in something fairly recently. He was awesome as Richard Jewell's lawyer. "I got your 'Cop to Copt' right here!"

Posted by: Catherine at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (ttyqM)

30 Love the Facebook turkey one.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (jXPIy)

31 The Joker and the Red Shirt guy who became Roc Ingersol.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (2DOZq)

32 Cameron Diaz

He looks more like the Joker these days

Posted by: Priapism at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (2cfUo)

33 Wide noodles plus sauerkraut and onions is also nice.
Posted by: President Elect Shibumi, fighting against the Great Reset at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (ZCiJZ)


Halushki

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (0WmUX)

34 Might be a good weekend to watch the original "Planet of the Apes."

It's a documentary now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (3H9h1)

35 Sam Rockwell, one of our truly great actors.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (9TdxA)

He really is. He's amazing.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (Ez6QX)

36 and i'm really in the mood for that sausage and potatoes now. that looks awesome.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (8D42x)

37 Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. I'm about to start loading the truck to spend the next four days at deer camp, but I'll try to pop into a thread here and there as I can.

Posted by: Bert G, Descendant of John Howland at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (OMsf+)

38 Kielbasa and potatoes are awesome! And a regular menu item for me because I am cheap. I like to crack a few eggs over the top a few minutes before the 'taters are done.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (DB16e)

Posted by: Bert G, Descendant of John Howland at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (OMsf+)

40 Googled the Sam Rockwell / Cameron Diaz link. Would have never got that one. Won't spoil it.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (pcbAL)

41 /i

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (zr5Kq)

42 Some funny, yet very sad Thanksgiving memes in today's Rant.

Just signs of the crazy times we find ourselves in.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (ch6++)

43
This has been a hard year for me. I apologize for having bitched, moaned and complained, as many of you have problems far worse than my petty little matters.

Grateful for:
- My lovely bride, for kicking me in the can when I get down.
- Our silly dogs for giving me a million laughs
- My parish for holding on to the deposit of faith so fiercely
- The comfort of classical music
- The Horde, for putting up with my silly drivel
- Kielbasa and potatoes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (mht8P)

44 18 64? I didn't think the gorilla was a day over 30. Wow.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (jXPIy)


That's because he's so young at heart.

Another thing, by the way, that I am grateful for. Despite our bodies aging, neither Mrs. Muse or I *feel* old. We both enjoy life and look forward to every day.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (lkGaW)

45 Sam Rockwell makes any movie better.

He can do comedy and dark drama. Hard to name a favorite, but Galaxy Quest and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind rank very high.

'Twas never really a fan of Cameron Diaz.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (x8Wzq)

46 I guess the Barrel needs a web worker . . .

Posted by: Catherine at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (ttyqM)

47 Cameron Diaz in The Mask! Schwwwing.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (22mNy)

48 Barrel time

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (0WmUX)

49 who dey

Bad Teacher and Hammer

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (iTXRQ)

50 There are no giblets in The Barrel! At, least, none that are appetizing.

Posted by: Bert G, Descendant of John Howland at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (OMsf+)

51 Chop chop. His legal team needs to hurry the fuck up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (0WmUX)
*******
WHY?? PDT is not going anywhere

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (mwLLf)

52 I would have to be surgically removed from Cameron Diaz.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (HaL55)

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (Izzlo)

54 I'm thankful for my boys. They've been through the wringer with me and for some reason, we still talk and they let me hug them in front of their friends. Thank you for my boys, Lord.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2020 11:24 AM (NFQKQ)

55 I just want to know what Sam Rockwell was doing, taking a photo with my girlfriend Marissa Tomei???

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 11:24 AM (BgMrQ)

56 I like Rockwall in general, but especially in Moon.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 11:24 AM (H5knJ)

57 I am grateful that the wife and I have the necessary resources to avoid having to use the VA as our Primary Health Care provider.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (JUOKG)

58 I built the Come and Take It with a turkey instead of a gun. You're welcome.

Posted by: setnaffa at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (eaJqd)

59 I'm grateful that i'm in a warm house with plenty of provisions instead of lying in a cold muddy ditch behind a birm trying to outflank Soi Boi.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (6FeV1)

60 Cameron Diaz in The Mask. "Hey! Pachuco!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (dfRN6)

61 The Joker and the Red Shirt guy who became Roc Ingersol.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (2DOZq)

32 Cameron Diaz

He looks more like the Joker these days
Posted by: Priapism at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (2cfUo)

Independent confirmation on Diaz. Poor lady.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (2DOZq)

62 Diaz has not aged well, but did reach the pinnacle of hotness for a time.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (+2xjH)

63
Chop chop. His legal team needs to hurry the fuck up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (0WmUX)

And if not, well he is either branded a nut going forward or can look forward to the DOJ finding underage pron on his laptops.

That is what all in looks like in a fascist state.

Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (Ojki1)

64 Googled the Sam Rockwell / Cameron Diaz link. Would have never got that one. Won't spoil it.
Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (pcbAL)

Has to be Charlie's Angels. I can't think of anything else it could be.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (Ez6QX)

65 https://bit.ly/3m7TDtd
*******
NOT Making Headlines: Las Vegas Oddsmakers STILL Not Paying Out for Biden Victory -- Gamblers More Honest than Garbage Dump Media

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Bader Ginsberg at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (mwLLf)

66
Sam Rockwell makes any movie better.



He can do comedy and dark drama. Hard to name a favorite, but Galaxy Quest and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind rank very high.



He was great in that quirkly little independent movie Moon. And as Wild Bill in The Green Mile.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (HaL55)

67 Hadrian, I agree on the gratitude for a good parish. My priest has done everything he's "allowed" to do and then some to bring us the Sacraments and defend the Faith. I've never thought of myself as ungrateful for a good priest, but the bar is now set so much higher.

Posted by: Catherine at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (ttyqM)

68 This is such a major issue for me. I can't stand people that aren't grateful. I said it so much that my husband would say "I'm practicing gratitude here" just to give me a bad time. If you can't be grateful, you really are nothing.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (JKNZq)

69 Iron Man 3: any guy who can steal a movie from Robert Downey Jr is pretty good.

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (Izzlo)

70 Beans n Frank - that Cameron Diaz. Funny movie.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (S00tp)

71 Movie should be Charlies Angels.

Posted by: stourma at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (bbYBJ)

72
Might be a good weekend to watch the original "Planet of the Apes."

It's a documentary now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag


We are definitely in a MADHOUSE. A MADHOUSE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (63Dwl)

73 In John Ringo's book "The Last Centurion" which I am re-reading for mumble mumble mumble time, there's a chapter entitled "When the Turbine Blows Up"

Quite an appropriate coincidence, right?

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (fBtlL)

74

Nice post OregonMuse. Thank you.


I'm grateful I kicked cancer, as of just this past Friday I found out. At least after one year, no trace and blood work, scans for radiation damage, the whole thing are all good.

Now I can finally remove that darn catheter that goes from my chest up my neck. So annoying. Had it for a year. It is coming out this week.

I'm grateful for my husband who stood by me throughout all of this.

And I'm grateful for my entire family. I am lucky to have a big family where we are all talking to each other all of the time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (sfhL4)

75 Lin Wood
@LLinWood
As we approach Thanksgiving 20/20, 80+M Patriots waiting to give thanks for indictments opening these gates:

1.EpsteinPedoGate
2.DurhamRussiaGate
3.WeinerLapTopGate
4.HunterLapTopGate
5.HillaryGate
6.CommunistElectionTheftGate

REVEAL EVERY LIE
REVEAL EVERY CRIME
LOCK ALL UP!

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg



How about start by arresting someone?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (BJLVZ)

76 That's it! Sam Rockwell. I knew I had seen him in something fairly recently. He was awesome as Richard Jewell's lawyer. "I got your 'Cop to Copt' right here!"
Posted by: Catherine at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (ttyqM)

He is fantastic in Jojo Rabbit as well.

Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (Ojki1)

77 who dis

her: a movie star
him: an actor


loved Moon

Posted by: x at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (0tE/i)

78 I count among my many blessings from the Lord Almighty that I live in a place where you can go from "There's a problem in your EKG, you may be having a heart attack" to "We cleared your 100% blocked artery and placed a stent, take these meds, you'll be ok" with 90 minutes.
I am thankful that widespread violence of Civil War 2.0 has not yet visited us our home yet.
Thanks be to God Almighty.

Posted by: All patched up at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (QCyzD)

79 Thankful I found this site. The sense of humor here is refreshing.

Posted by: Country_Breakfast at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (3xple)

80 Dag nab it, I just watched the movie Richard Jewell a couple of weeks ago, which starred Sam Rockwell. Didn't even register as I looked at all of the photos.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (ch6++)

81 Cameron Diaz was hot in Bad Teacher. Fun movie.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (Fs5vw)

82 I'm thankful for the time I get to spend with B'Gal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (HaL55)

83 Who Dis is a massive bitch. That's who it is.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (gAfWt)

84 "Gratitude is not only the greatest of the virtues, but the parent of all the others." -Cicero

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (Msrhc)

85 Nice post OM.

While I'm grateful for a whole wide range of things I'm most grateful for being of sound mind (it's my story and I'm sticking to it), relative good health, a good steady income, and wonderful wife with a wonderful four legged ball of barking joy, with a roof overhead and two grown children who are doing great things in their own way.

I could go on endlessly as I'm grateful for a whole list of things that the good Lord has graciously allowed me to be a part of but most importantly that all things are in His hands no matter how difficult times may be as He has the master plan and ultimately the final say. He certainly has worked in many mysterious ways to get this 29yr old this far in life so I'm not about to doubt him now.

May the Good Lord continue to bless us all.

And my sister is indeed holding a funeral for her turkey tomorrow at 2pm. Plenty are expected to offer condolences as Tom was well known through the region.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (+ldAm)

86 Him #4, getting ready to play Twitter's Jack in the biopic?

Posted by: all doubt removed at November 25, 2020 11:28 AM (S2eH9)

87
How about start by arresting someone?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (BJLVZ)

I will be grateful for arrests, until then investigations are BS.

I am grateful for Sidney and Lin

Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 25, 2020 11:28 AM (ONvIw)

88 Well, I'm far more in a rage mood than a gratitude mood these days. I was thinking of Roosevelt's four freedoms and Norman Rockwell's famous paintings.

Freedom of speech? Use the "wrong" pronoun and you're an unperson.

Freedom of worship? Forget about it.

Freedom from want? The government wants more of your money.

Freedom from fear? Rioters in the streets and you're prosecuted if you defend yourself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2020 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

89 Charlie's Angels remake was like sticking a thumb in the eye of of the guy's who appreciated the original angels.

Could they have casted a worse group of women to hold up the physical attributes of the originals?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:28 AM (2DOZq)

90 I would have to be surgically removed from Cameron Diaz.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (HaL55)

i'd be so deep in that whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next king of england...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2020 11:28 AM (8D42x)

91 He was great in that quirkly little independent movie Moon. And as Wild Bill in The Green Mile.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (HaL55)

The Way, Way Back is very good.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 11:28 AM (Ez6QX)

92 Very nice post; Thanks!

I am thankful for so many things, but I wont name them all:

Thankful for my faith (baptized at age 22) and call to ministry

I am grateful for a husband of faith and prayer, FenelonSpouse, who has put up with me for 33 years and besides being a great husband and dad, is just a very wonderful person, who has helped with many things in the church- since as everybody knows I cannot type- so when I haven't had a church secretary he does the bulletins.

Grateful for our son.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 11:28 AM (WkPC9)

93 Is there a substantive difference between gratitude and thankfulness?

Seems like gratitude has an element of thankfulness that somebody bestowed or granted to you, where as thankfulness is more just generalappreciation of a circumstance or occurrence.

I may be overthinking this

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (m45I2)

94 I feel so blessed by God and I am truly grateful for all my blessings. A sampling:

1. I am grateful to know God, and grateful that God has been faithful and gracious to me even though I have majorly sucked many, many, times.

2. I am grateful for a wonderful family. We are definitely not perfect and have had some crazy drama over the years, but we all love each other. Although my dad passed over 13 years ago when I was still in my 20s, I am grateful for good memories and for a father who cherished his wife and children and was a generous man, someone to look up to.

3. Grateful for my career. I am not doing what I studied in school - I seemed to stumble into it. I am doing something I absolutely love and also that has a positive impact on others. And my company is just wonderful as are my colleagues.

4. Grateful for good, loyal friends. A lot of people have had drama with their friends, but God has given me the best friends I could ask for.

5. Grateful for God's provision.

6. Grateful for my health. I have a genetic disease which has taken the lives of 3 half-brothers and other relatives and that one of my siblings really suffers terribly from. But I have been spared from the effects of the disease and am probably healthier than most.

There's so much more. I just hope I can be a blessing to others in response to all the blessings I have received.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (9hauA)

95 Thankful for a lot. Thankful for the horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (rAgPh)

96 Janie Johnson - 80 million votes 4 Lemonade Stands @jjauthor
1m
@AOECOIN #JoeBiden's CRIMINAL Campaign of "Biggest #Elections RIGGING FRAUD Factual Impossibility
Huge at almost same time in various states
IL + > 500k at 3:36 AM
WI + > 140k at 3:42 AM
MA + >100k at 3:42 AM
MN +> 200k at 5:30 AM
GA + > 100k at 6:30 AM
MI + > 130k at 6:31 AM

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Bader Ginsberg at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (mwLLf)

97 I will be grateful for Deep State helicopter skeet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (0WmUX)

98 In The Mask, Cameron had just the right amount of baby fat. A ripe peach. Then she dried up some, probably with dieting.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (9TdxA)

99

love kielbasa
love it

that is such a simple recipe, nice choice today

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (sfhL4)

100 the least grateful people of all are those that live on our taxes. the government workers and those on the dole. I never hear a word of thanks from them. what you get is resentment.

Posted by: x at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (0tE/i)

101
My priest has done everything he's "allowed" to do and then some to bring us the Sacraments and defend the Faith.

_________

Pre-COVID Mass times
7:30
10:00
5:00

Current Mass times
7:00
8:15
10:30
2:00
5:30

All the Traditional Latin Mass

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (mht8P)

102
i'd be so deep in that whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next king of england...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2020 11:28 AM (8D42x)

I am grateful that nobody at my table will be talking like that in front of the women and kiddies

Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (ONvIw)

103 We live in tumultuous times. I feel that I'm living in a machine that is in the process of shaking itself to pieces. Search YouTube for videos of what happens to a clothes dryer when you throw in a brick or cinder block and start the spin cycle if you want to know how I'm visualizing what our country is like right now.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:17 AM

I watched "The Big Short" again last night on Pluto TV. About the 2006-2008 housing market crash for those who don't know.

There is a point in the process where all the mortgages within CDO's are going bust. But the credit rating agencies are not downgrading the ratings of the CDO's. In fact, at one point, they were rating them *higher* even though the mortgages in them were garbage.

Everyone in on the "Big Short" were losing their minds. Nothing made sense to them. What was going on was completely illogical. Everyone trying to make sense of it, including Dr. Michael Burry, was losing their minds and completely aggravated and frustrated.

They finally came to the understanding that the entire system is corrupt and fraudulent.

That is where I am right now. Nothing about what anyone is saying regarding "there is no evidence of fraud at all of any kind in the 2020 election" makes any logical fucking sense at all. And I'm pulling my hair out with every article or headline I read about someone repeating the bullshit about "no fraud whatsoever".

Our entire country is corrupt. From the Democrats to the GOPe to the media to the social media tech companies to Hollywood celebrities to "entertainment" industry celebrities to professional sports to college sports. Everyone is in on the con regarding COVID-19, regarding Black-Lives-Matter and now regarding the stolen election.

It is overwhelming to come to that realization.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (Do5/p)

104 Maybe I should qualify that as "a young Cameron Diaz."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (HaL55)

105 83 Who Dis is a massive bitch. That's who it is.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (gAfWt)

I know people who know her.

By all first person accounts i've heard, she's a fantastic person.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:30 AM (6FeV1)

106 Nice post OM.

While I'm grateful for a whole wide range of things I'm most grateful for being of sound mind (it's my story and I'm sticking to it), relative good health, a good steady income, and wonderful wife with a wonderful four legged ball of barking joy, with a roof overhead and two grown children who are doing great things in their own way.



I'm grateful I'm not a flaming liberal.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:30 AM (BJLVZ)

107 Cameron Diaz passed her prime after The Mask. She was unbelievably smoking hot in that. I still find her attractive but not like I did in The Mask.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 25, 2020 11:30 AM (rAgPh)

108 I'm grateful that I was able to live in a time where freedom existed, that I might know it.

I am grateful to God that I live and breathe.

I am grateful that I am in some semblance of health.

Blessed be the Lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. -Psalm 144

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (Msrhc)

109 Most Americans have no idea how well they have it. Even the so called "poor" in this country live better than 2/3 of the world's population.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (22mNy)

110 Janie Johnson - 80 million votes 4 Lemonade Stands @jjauthor
1m
@AOECOIN #JoeBiden's CRIMINAL Campaign of "Biggest #Elections RIGGING FRAUD Factual Impossibility
Huge at almost same time in various states
IL + > 500k at 3:36 AM
WI + > 140k at 3:42 AM
MA + >100k at 3:42 AM
MN +> 200k at 5:30 AM
GA + > 100k at 6:30 AM
MI + > 130k at 6:31 AM
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Bader Ginsberg at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (mwLLf)



1.25 for Biden
0.75 for Trump!

nice algorithm you've got there

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (sfhL4)

111 Toilet paper!
...and exploding biscuits in a can.

Posted by: Djladysmith at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (PuW4g)

112 69 Iron Man 3: any guy who can steal a movie from Robert Downey Jr is pretty good.
Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (Izzlo)

Iron Man 2. That is my least favorite performance as I wanted him to be a real foil for Stark, not just a punch line.

Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (Ojki1)

113 I;m thankful for my sense of humor, bestowed on me by my dad.


A Paltry Piece of Poultry Poetry - a limerick

The Pilgrims they huffed and they puffed
'Til at harvest they'd gathered enough
The plump turkey (once thinner)
They invited to dinner
Said "No thanks, I couldn't. I'm stuffed!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (m45I2)

114 Lol! In the recipe article:

"I made this easy kielbasa recipe frequently for my late husband."

Da Bears!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (xfb67)

115
105 83 Who Dis is a massive bitch. That's who it is.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (gAfWt)

I know people who know her.

By all first person accounts i've heard, she's a fantastic person.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:30 AM (6FeV1)



Hollywood actress. So I doubt it.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (gAfWt)

116 I am very grateful that my father, who was 85 and always a true Patriot, died last December before he had to see any of this happening. And it's not just me, my mother and brother and sister all agree, he was the lucky one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)

117 Diaz peaked in Mask.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (2DOZq)

118


We live in tumultuous times. I feel that I'm living in a machine that
is in the process of shaking itself to pieces. Search YouTube for
videos of what happens to a clothes dryer when you throw in a brick or
cinder block and start the spin cycle if you want to know how I'm
visualizing what our country is like right now.



Yeah. Good analogy. Or being dragged behind a pickup truck full of money driven by the worthless GOPe.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (siY0G)

119 105 83 Who Dis is a massive bitch. That's who it is.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 11:27 AM (gAfWt)

I know people who know her.

By all first person accounts i've heard, she's a fantastic person.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:30 AM (6FeV1)

I met her stand in once, she seemed nice. That's all I got.

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (Izzlo)

120 I have much to be thankful for. I am finding it tough going this year however, as the country is headed for civil war or totalitarianism. I am too old and busted up to fight a civil war. My Son is collecting ammo and tactical gear. There are many who will refuse to submit. There are few options. I expect the idiot leftards are not ready for whats coming. I think they think we are weak and the number of imbeciles still wearing the stupid masks is telling. I have never worn the stupid symbols of submission. And I will not.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (o2MD2)

121 artisanal 'ette, I didn't know you were dealing with cancer. So glad that you are now cancer free! That's so wonderful.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (9hauA)

122 Cameron Diaz is 50 yo, or close to it. Comparing her today to what she was in the Mask, 25 years ago is kinda silly. Yeah she's not as hot as she was when she was 25. Find me a 50 year old woman that is.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (22mNy)

123 Argh! Forgot the prayer list. It has now been added. Apologies.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (lkGaW)

124 And, thank you, OM, for whom we are also grateful, for reminding us of the small pleasures of life (and some excellent food choices) several times a week.

Posted by: EveR at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (DsGxB)

125 OM, Mr. Jordan61 never gets headaches either. He thinks the rest of us are making it up.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (Ez6QX)

126 the least grateful people of all are those that live on our taxes. the government workers and those on the dole. I never hear a word of thanks from them. what you get is resentment.
Posted by: x at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (0tE/i)

And when you ask them how much should you give, they only answer more, more, more.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 11:33 AM (Msrhc)

127 Diaz best movie is the very underrated Feeling Minnesota. Another great Keanu Reeves movie.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:33 AM (2DOZq)

128 I am thankful I found this site. You Hordemates always make my day better.
I'm thankful I was allowed to serve in an Army that was filled with wonderful people. Those years have shaped me into the man I am and will forever be a part of me.
I'm thankful Mrs D and I were able to raise our daughters to become the fine women that they are.
I am thankful for the 300 rounds of 9mm I scored yesterday.
And I am thankful to God for allowing me to live long enough to be able to know that I have a good woman, good whiskey, good friends, and good cigars.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2020 11:33 AM (axyOa)

129 75 Lin Wood
@LLinWood
As we approach Thanksgiving 20/20, 80+M Patriots waiting to give thanks for indictments opening these gates:

1.EpsteinPedoGate
2.DurhamRussiaGate
3.WeinerLapTopGate
4.HunterLapTopGate
5.HillaryGate
6.CommunistElectionTheftGate

REVEAL EVERY LIE
REVEAL EVERY CRIME
LOCK ALL UP!

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg



How about start by arresting someone?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (BJLVZ)

Sidney Powell and Trump both retweeted this article. I bet it's very important to read in understanding what is happening.

https://tinyurl.com/y2swka8k

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 11:33 AM (DH4sA)

130

first time I recognized a Who Dis?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:33 AM (sfhL4)

131 OK

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 25, 2020 11:33 AM (buTO7)

132 Charlie's Angels remake was like sticking a thumb in the eye of of the guy's who appreciated the original angels.

Could they have casted a worse group of women to hold up the physical attributes of the originals?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:28 AM (2DOZq)

Have you seen the remake of the remake?

Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (Ojki1)

133 Decorative Thanksgiving doormat. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (WkPC9)

134 Grateful for a very good career that I didn't really deserve before.

Retiring in a month. Little to no taxes going to the shitfest in DC.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (Fs5vw)

135 Diaz still seems purty to me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (H5knJ)

136 Whatever your standing with God, His ears are open to the world below.

80 million people voted for Trump. If even 50 million of them believe the election was/is being stolen from him, that's 50 million voices to lift up to God.

Lift it up.

Ask for justice.
Ask for wrongs to be righted.
Ask for truth to prevail.
Ask for Trump to be inaugurated.

If it be Thy will;
and Thy will be done.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (ZR7kf)

137 122 Cameron Diaz is 50 yo, or close to it. Comparing her today to what she was in the Mask, 25 years ago is kinda silly. Yeah she's not as hot as she was when she was 25. Find me a 50 year old woman that is.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (22mNy)



Jennifer Aniston

Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (gAfWt)

138 Sidney Powell and Trump both retweeted this article. I bet it's very important to read in understanding what is happening.

https://tinyurl.com/y2swka8k
Posted by: bat nationalist


Yeah. And I've heard Barr is coming for two fucking years with nada.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (BJLVZ)

139 Sidney Powell and Trump both retweeted this article. I bet it's very important to read in understanding what is happening.

https://tinyurl.com/y2swka8k
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 11:33 AM (DH4sA)


yes, I read this last night (over dinner!)
It's scary.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (sfhL4)

140 All the Traditional Latin Mass
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (mht8P)

My priest handles a country parish where only we crazy homeschoolers know Latin. He has a once-a-week daily Extraordinary Form and one on First Saturdays. His chant is beautiful and soon my son will learn to serve it. When we watched Created Equal a couple of weeks ago, the son was interested that that's the Mass Thomas served as a young man. We have to create and push the good in the world, but it's there.

Posted by: Catherine at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (ttyqM)

141 109 Most Americans have no idea how well they have it. Even the so called "poor" in this country live better than 2/3 of the world's population.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (22mNy)

That will change. If they drag Biden across the line, we will be Venezuela within 10 years.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (Msrhc)

142
Looking out the window into the garden. Sparrows on the tube feeder, red-winged blackbirds on the tray feeders, bees on the bottlebrushes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (mht8P)

143 It's strange how Cameron's peak was her first movie.

Posted by: spindrift at November 25, 2020 11:35 AM (h5TKJ)

144 98

In The Mask, Cameron had just the right amount of baby fat. A ripe peach. Then she dried up some, probably with dieting.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM

I thought she was pretty cute in "My Best Friend's Wedding" and pretty hot in "The Mask". After that, and finding out she was a dunce leftist, she went downhill.

She was pretty good in "Gangs of New York" though.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:35 AM (Do5/p)

145 I'd bet that Cameron Diaz wasn't acting much in Something about Mary. She's a cool chick.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:35 AM (9TdxA)

146 Happy Gratesgiving everybody!



(doesn't have quite the right feel)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:35 AM (m45I2)

147 Mostly a lurker.
Most grateful for my wife, Miss Peach, for reasons too many to list. And for my 4 daughters and and their kids,
all who never cease to amaze me.

Posted by: 73 Muskie at November 25, 2020 11:35 AM (PUuHK)

148 You know what's fucked up? Cameron Diaz would qualify for affirmative action. She's "Hispanic" after all. Blonde and blue eyed, but Hispanic nonetheless.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:35 AM (22mNy)

149 I used to get headaches all the time and then I started to use a non steroidal antihistamine spray daily and haven't had a headache in over a decade. It had been allergies all that time .

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:35 AM (2DOZq)

150
My priest has done everything he's "allowed" to do and then some to bring us the Sacraments and defend the Faith.

_________

Pre-COVID Mass times
7:30
10:00
5:00

Current Mass times
7:00
8:15
10:30
2:00
5:30

All the Traditional Latin Mass
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

We only have one Latin mass

Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2020 11:35 AM (ECS54)

151 I guess I'm a glass-half-empty kind of guy. My boss tried to start a "tell what you're thankful for" email chain this week. Everything I started to type turned into a "well, things could be worse" so I finally just hit delete. Still, things could be worse so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 25, 2020 11:36 AM (qc+VF)

152 In John Ringo's book "The Last Centurion" which I am re-reading for mumble mumble mumble time, there's a chapter entitled "When the Turbine Blows Up"

Quite an appropriate coincidence, right?
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (fBtlL)

great book. need to read it again. it was one of my go to books when i was traveling all the time.

always a sign of a good book when you can ready it mumble mumble times and still not put it down.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 25, 2020 11:36 AM (8D42x)

153 What I like about Sam Rockwell is that I will see him in different movies and not realize it's the same guy.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 25, 2020 11:36 AM (PNJlr)

154 reposting JJ's Thomas Paine quote -


"THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 11:36 AM (siY0G)

155 I'm grateful that my kids alk know Christ, my extended family gets this chance to live near to each other for at least a while, and that as much as I haven't loved 2020 at least I got to spend it with Inspector. Also very grateful for the Horde and their wit, snark, and knowledge (I never knew before that topical limericks were possible).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 25, 2020 11:36 AM (PS54U)

156 We are witnessing what "drunk with power" looks like.

They took away our Summer.
They took away Halloween.
They are trying to take away Thanksgiving.
They will try to take away Christmas.

Rise up.
Say no.
Push back.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 25, 2020 11:36 AM (ZR7kf)

157
I'm grateful for the Total Deaths (all causes) so far in 2020 with this "pandemic" are LESS than the Total Deaths (all causes) for the entire year of 2018.

Yes, 2020 Deaths will pretty much match 2018 Deaths, maybe be even less.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 25, 2020 11:36 AM (QeADR)

158 I am grateful to have found Christ a couple of years ago through my wife's tireless efforts; I was her plus one at our church. My faith is with Him through all of this and no matter what, His will be done! It is His plan after all, we're just living it at the moment, so let's see how things play out.

I am blessed with my wife, who without I would be lost. Two fantastic son's and three incredible grandkids.

I am thankful for this site, to which I've been part of since around 2002 or so. I lurk mostly being intimidated by all of you incredibly smart, funny, and amazing people.

Posted by: stourma at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (bbYBJ)

159 Halushki

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020

Yes. But in a twist of fate, I find myself married to someone who doesn't like sauerkraut. It makes me... sad.

Posted by: President Elect Shibumi, fighting against the Great Reset at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (ZCiJZ)

160 138 Sidney Powell and Trump both retweeted this article. I bet it's very important to read in understanding what is happening.

https://tinyurl.com/y2swka8k
Posted by: bat nationalist


Yeah. And I've heard Barr is coming for two fucking years with nada.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (BJLVZ)

So you believe Barr and the DOJ could stop The Great Reset, Agenda 21. and Agenda 2030? Serious question.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (DH4sA)

161 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

162 Compare and contrast:

Trump's Department of Justice vs. Biden's Department of Justice (presumed.)

The chatter about "going after Trump and his supporters" makes me wonder. Where is the magic switch that suddenly turns the DoJ "ON?" Apparently only Democrats know where it is....
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 25, 2020 08:27 AM (3H9h1)

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This disproves the assertion that only their leadership is evil. They all know what is going on and agree with the coup. If they disagreed they would have already left.

The other thing that confirms that all workers in these agencies are rotten to the core is that Biden and Hillary before him and Obama before her got 95% and plus votes in DC.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (nL4fk)

163

I'm grateful for Elvis Christmas music

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (sfhL4)

164 Cameron Diaz always seemed very slutty to me.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)

165
We only have one Latin mass
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2020 11:35 AM (ECS54)

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Be grateful you have that! Lots of jerk bishops who forbid the TLM in their dioceses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (mht8P)

166 Find me a 50 year old woman that is.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (22mNy)

Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (2DOZq)

167 My comment was deleted?
Hope it wasn't what I said.
Try #2 with a different IP
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No prayer list today? Just thankfulness?

I was just thinking...

Ever since I was a child, I have wondered, just exactly how does the Spirit of Truth work? Not a lot of info in the Bible about the "comforter."

As we are now engaged in a great battle of truth v lies, I've been pondering it a lot more. I pray that Spirit gets loud and clear.
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John 16 KJV
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/
?search=john+16&version=KJV

Nevertheless I tell you the truth; It is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you.

And when he is come, he will reprove the world of sin, and of righteousness, and of judgment:

Of sin, because they believe not on me;

Of righteousness, because I go to my Father, and ye see me no more;

Of judgment, because the prince of this world is judged.

I have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear them now.

Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.

He shall glorify me: for he shall receive of mine, and shall shew it unto you.



May Truth prevail.

Posted by: mindful webworker
New webwork: Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving 2020
at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (NJ+n1)

168 "What I like about Sam Rockwell is that I will see him in different movies and not realize it's the same guy."

His looks aren't distinctive, and he disappears into roles. Even more than Gary Oldman.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (9TdxA)

169 Grateful that the rain falling now is not snow.

Grateful for an exceptionally good husband, who is also my best friend.

Grateful for a strong church.

And grateful for the lovely hickory burning in our woodstove right now. We found a bunch in the woods this summer, and have been culling it ever since. It makes for a lovely, long-burning fire.

Posted by: lizabth at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (L3Rsz)

170 Forgot to say that the quoted comment is from the headlines thread.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (nL4fk)

171 122 Cameron Diaz is 50 yo, or close to it. Comparing her today to what she was in the Mask, 25 years ago is kinda silly. Yeah she's not as hot as she was when she was 25. Find me a 50 year old woman that is.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (22mN


Christy Brinkley

Rachael Welch

Melania Trump

Just to name a few.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (Fs5vw)

172 I'm grateful to Ace, the bloggers in arms, and the amazing, hilarious, insightful horde.

And the photos of Cameron Diaz.

Posted by: Gilded at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (Yl0wK)

173 Most Americans have no idea how well they have it. Even the so called "poor" in this country live better than 2/3 of the world's population.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM (22mNy)

That will change. If they drag Biden across the line, we will be Venezuela within 10 years.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (Msrhc)

I'd say 90%.

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (AwYPR)

174 93 Is there a substantive difference between gratitude and thankfulness?

Seems like gratitude has an element of thankfulness that somebody bestowed or granted to you, where as thankfulness is more just generalappreciation of a circumstance or occurrence.

I may be overthinking this
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (m45I2)


Well, I'd say that gratitude, thankfulness, and contentment are all wrapped up together and are difficult to separate. Not that you need to.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (lkGaW)

175 I'm grateful for my family, my health and my employment.

I'm thankful for this blog, the people I met at the TxMoMe and the shootin' learnin's I got there.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

176 artisanal 'ette, I didn't know you were dealing with cancer. So glad that you are now cancer free! That's so wonderful.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (9hauA)


Thank you. We drank a bottle of champagne this weekend after the news!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (sfhL4)

177 I am grateful I share many of OM's experiences, his health status and also a vey fine lady to be married to for going on 45 years.. It has made me who I am and I think I'm okay.

Getting away from the big city 18 months ago rates high and we toasted over that last night. Going to be an awesome weekend with much family. I may even heat the pool for the weekend.

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (RusNE)

178 Never had a sick day in your life?

I think there's a sequel to Unbreakable in the making...

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (l1mB2)

179 In real life , Matt Dillion got Cameron Diaz and not Ben Stiller.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (2DOZq)

180 Point isn't Cameron at 50. It's at 35, even 30.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (9TdxA)

181 Diaz peaked in Mask.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks



***********


You want to see piqued in a mask, see me at the grocery store!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (m45I2)

182 98 In The Mask, Cameron had just the right amount of baby fat. A ripe peach. Then she dried up some, probably with dieting.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (9TdxA)

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This happens all the time. For some inexplicable reason, they all decide to lose their curves and go for the anorexic look.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (22mNy)

183 I'm in rural Africa, they would eat America's poor

Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (ECS54)

184 That will change. If they drag Biden across the line, we will be Venezuela within 10 years.


LOL. Ten years? The Progs are not going to wait that long. We'll be Venezuela in four. "The Great Reset."

Posted by: President Elect Shibumi, fighting against the Great Reset at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (ZCiJZ)

185 Sam Rockwell, one of our truly great actors.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (9TdxA)

He really is. He's amazing.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON

i wouldn't know him if he walked up and kicked me in the nads.

I'd remember him, though.

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (arJlL)

186 122

Cameron Diaz is 50 yo, or close to it. Comparing her today to what she was in the Mask, 25 years ago is kinda silly. Yeah she's not as hot as she was when she was 25. Find me a 50 year old woman that is.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM

50-60 Year old actresses who look good for [their] age

https://www.imdb.com/list/ls033863252/

1 Marisa Tomei
2 Jane Seymour
3 Ming-Na Wen
4 Tanya Roberts
5 Morgan Fairchild

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (Do5/p)

187 https://tinyurl.com/y2swka8k
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 11:33 AM (DH4sA)

yes, I read this last night (over dinner!)
It's scary.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:34 AM (sfhL4)

Hooo, nelly. Let's see if i've got this soup of weaponized autism straight:

- There is a military system called "Kraken"
- This system is used to actively identify any unintended outside influence on any friendly control/information system.
- Some subgroup of Trump's team has used this Kraken system to identify outside influence in the 2020 Elections.

Is that about the sum of it? I'm asking sincerely... I honestly had a hard time reading what was linked, but I think that's the upshot of it all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (6FeV1)

188 171 122 Cameron Diaz is 50 yo, or close to it. Comparing her today to what she was in the Mask, 25 years ago is kinda silly. Yeah she's not as hot as she was when she was 25. Find me a 50 year old woman that is.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (22mN


Christy Brinkley

Rachael Welch

Melania Trump

Just to name a few.
Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (Fs5vw)
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Elizabeth Hurley.

Posted by: WisRich at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (G0vdT)

189 Last movie I remember seeing Diaz in was the one where she made a sex tape with the guy from How I met your Mother. Still hot.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (22mNy)

190 They finally came to the understanding that the entire system is corrupt and fraudulent.

That is where I am right now. Nothing about what anyone is saying regarding "there is no evidence of fraud at all of any kind in the 2020 election" makes any logical fucking sense at all. And I'm pulling my hair out with every article or headline I read about someone repeating the bullshit about "no fraud whatsoever".

Our entire country is corrupt. From the Democrats to the GOPe to the media to the social media tech companies to Hollywood celebrities to "entertainment" industry celebrities to professional sports to college sports. Everyone is in on the con regarding COVID-19, regarding Black-Lives-Matter and now regarding the stolen election.

It is overwhelming to come to that realization.
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So you are processing the 5 stages.

People are at different stages. If you gauge their reactions they general fit in to the schema:

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Grief, Acceptance.

That is if you want to adjust to it. Adjustment is what society wants from people. They call that "normal".



Posted by: Dr. Pheel at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (hudol)

191 I'm grateful that i'm in a warm house with plenty of provisions instead of lying in a cold muddy ditch behind a birm trying to outflank Soi Boi.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Soi Boi, OTOH, isn't grateful for anything. He regards everything about him as his birthright. He hasn't any background or understanding that would cause him to imagine, in any real sense, that his behavior could lead *him* to being in a cold, wet ditch trying just to survive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2020 11:41 AM (kXPT5)

192 >>Christy Brinkley

Rachael Welch

Melania Trump


Neither of those 2 belong on a list with Christy Brinkley.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:41 AM (8ENWG)

193 I am thankful for God and prayer... it makes having a cheerful heart so much easier.



I am thankful for our President who has looked out for us the last four years.



I am thankful that he won re-election and also I am thankful for the fortitude to fight the fight ahead of us.



I am thankful for my kids and my grandbaby who brighten my life in so many ways.



I am thankful for my daily bread (and monthly rent) even as I search for a more permanent job.



I am thankful I was born an American and a Virginian.




I am thankful for HQ and all of you guys too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 11:41 AM (946rW)

194 Connection between Cameron Diaz and Sam Rockwell - Charlies Angels 2 Full Throttle.
I am thankful I came to the lord when I did. It was in rehab after blowing a .27. It hasn't been sunshine and unicorns, but I am way more grateful for what I have.
Also very grateful to find AoSHQ four years ago. You morons are a great daily therapy. Very thankful.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 25, 2020 11:41 AM (k/TB6)

195 I would have accepted Sofia.

She and Christy can share a list.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:42 AM (8ENWG)

196

Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: WisRich at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (G0vdT

She deserves to be mentioned twice.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:42 AM (2DOZq)

197 I'm grateful for a job
a roof
food in my belly
clothes on my back

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 11:42 AM (iTXRQ)

198 Progs are always talking about "the Great Reset", or the "Fundamental Transformation", etc.

I swear I've never seen people who's vision was so disconnected from their competence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 11:42 AM (xfb67)

199 Jane Seymour...also, list material.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:42 AM (8ENWG)

200 182

This happens all the time. For some inexplicable reason, they all decide to lose their curves and go for the anorexic look.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM

Kate Bosworth did this after getting popular for being in that surfer movie. The SJWs came after her for having too much of an athletic body or something.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:43 AM (Do5/p)

201 Most Americans have no idea how well they have it. Even the so called "poor" in this country live better than 2/3 of the world's population.

I made a comment similar to that to my oldest son when he about 14 years old. His reply:

"Why compare yourself to those beneath you?"

The little imp started reading Walter Williams at that age.

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 11:43 AM (RusNE)

202 Find me a 50 year old woman that is.

Posted by: Asshoes

Kate Upton

Posted by: x at November 25, 2020 11:43 AM (0tE/i)

203 I am grateful for my family, for the people around me (including the Moron Horde), and for being fortunate enough to live in such a wonderful country.


Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 25, 2020 11:43 AM (ufFY8)

204 Don't know if this is something or not...

Barr with an unannounced one day visit to Chicago last week. They reassigned a CPD LT. because the Mayors office was not told about it. Apparently Larry Lightbrains is worried about something?

Wishful thinking I know. On the Second City Cop blog.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 25, 2020 11:43 AM (+2xjH)

205 Find me a 50 year old woman that is.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (22mN


My wife.

I think so, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

206 So you are processing the 5 stages.



People are at different stages. If you gauge their reactions they general fit in to the schema:



Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Grief, Acceptance.



That is if you want to adjust to it. Adjustment is what society wants from people. They call that "normal".





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It is not normal to accept tyranny, troll. A free people have the instinctive desire and need to protect the freedoms God gave them.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 11:43 AM (946rW)

207 Grateful that my disabled relative is on track for a better life.

Posted by: kallisto at November 25, 2020 11:43 AM (DJFLF)

208 Oh, and Marie Osmund.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:44 AM (Fs5vw)

209 198
Progs are always talking about "the Great Reset", or the "Fundamental Transformation", etc.



I swear I've never seen people who's vision was so disconnected from their competence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 11:42 AM (xfb67)

Asked a lib colleague of my if he ever cleaned the spoon the MSM feeds him with. The look was priceless

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 25, 2020 11:44 AM (k/TB6)

210 Gratitude is recognizing the undeserved good things that happen to you.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 25, 2020 11:44 AM (CWMF2)

211 I hope this weekend helps alleviate Dolley's covid panic.

Her brother lives with her mother, and he suddenly got sick in the last couple of days. Snotty and such.

"He doesn't have insurance, so I know he didn't get tested for covid. They can't come."
-Dolley

"But I was looking forward to a free babysitter."
-Me

"And I really want to see my mother..."
-Dolley

---pregnant pause---

"Okay, my mom can come."
-Dolley

So, my mother-in-law, who shares the same breathing space as Dolley's brother, is going to come, we will or won't get sick, and when it's over will Dolley be slightly less weird about covid?

Fingers crossed, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 11:44 AM (NWM+b)

212 I am grateful for Ace, the cobs, and all of you!

Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 11:44 AM (w7KSn)

213 179 In real life , Matt Dillion got Cameron Diaz and not Ben Stiller.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:39 AM (2DOZq)

In real life, Ben Stiller got Christine Taylor. Not too bad.

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 11:44 AM (Izzlo)

214 So you believe Barr and the DOJ could stop The Great Reset, Agenda 21. and Agenda 2030? Serious question.
Posted by: bat nationalist



So you agree, like we said, Barr was never going to do shit?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:44 AM (BJLVZ)

215 I'm grateful to be an American, and to live in America. I hope that I continue to be grateful for those.

I'm grateful to have a job.

I'm grateful I've got a good imagination. It scares me sometimes, and sometimes it works too hard, but I'm glad I have it.

That's about it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 25, 2020 11:45 AM (19g6/)

216 Let's see - what am I grateful for?

I have a job and a house, rather than being broke and homeless.

I have people who do their best to keep me happy and content.

I have my eyesight, so I can read all day or write books about a silent film actress.

I found this blog, where I can vent without too much blowback (except when I deserve it).

Small things, but we must take our happiness where we find it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2020 11:45 AM (2JVJo)

217
Is that about the sum of it? I'm asking sincerely... I honestly had a hard time reading what was linked, but I think that's the upshot of it all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko
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You want the truth, or you want the narrative?

The truth is nobody out here, knows what the f is going on. And we won't until something is actually filed or the deadlines run.

Now that's not very entertaining is it. Hard to get people to click on your website or pick up twitter follows with that narrative.

It could be anything or nothing from this point forward. Stay frosty.

Posted by: EXCITING NEWS PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!! at November 25, 2020 11:45 AM (jwYHt)

218 199

Jane Seymour...also, list material.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:42 AM

Fell for her big time in Somewhere in Time.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:45 AM (Do5/p)

219 58 I built the Come and Take It with a turkey instead of a gun. You're welcome.
Posted by: setnaffa at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (eaJqd)

Nice work. I've seen one with a Christmas tree...your work too?

Posted by: Mongerel at November 25, 2020 11:45 AM (I/eFW)

220 216 Let's see - what am I grateful for?

I have a job and a house, rather than being broke and homeless.

____

I'm working as fast as I can to change that.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at November 25, 2020 11:45 AM (22mNy)

221 I am grateful for my beloved Hubbymayhem and our spawn. The boy spawn just finished up at Indiana University. He will have a bachelor degree in economics from the top rated Kelly Business School. He already has a job lined up. The girl spawn is a freshman in high school. She is taking advanced math and biology classes. She will be 15 in January and is already a truly talented artist.
I am thankful for my brothers and their families. We have had a rough year. We lost our delightfully contrary dad back in February and had to spend months dealing with the legalities.
I am thankful for this crazy place. Ace is the best host on the Internet and the horde is just awesome. Whether you need a virtual hug, some prayers, or just a good laugh, the horde comes through!
And last but not least, (for this list anyway) I am grateful for the1950 something Tappan Deluxe gas fired cook stove with oven that is sitting in my kitchen. Yes, I have to light it with a match (before pilot lights and electric strike) and yes it is huge. But this oven makes the most beautiful pies in the world. Perfection!

Oh yeah, I am also grateful for pie! Apple is done and the pumpkin is baking. Yay! Pie!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 25, 2020 11:45 AM (Vxu+H)

222 I'll play your game, you rouge. I'm grateful for:

My friends
My home
My job
That Washington State is lovely
That God is a God of Justice
That we have or had a Republic, better than any country in history.
For 'Who Dis' hotties
For hotties in general
For the current state of the art in firearms

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 25, 2020 11:45 AM (d1uFV)

223 So you are processing the 5 stages.



People are at different stages. If you gauge their reactions they general fit in to the schema:



Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Grief, Acceptance.

-
I'm at the burn the motherfvcker down stage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)

224 Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. I'm about to start loading the truck to spend the next four days at deer camp, but I'll try to pop into a thread here and there as I can.
Posted by: Bert G, Descendant of John Howland at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (OMsf+)


I can't find a link, but you should listen to the song "Second Week of Deer Camp" by Da Yoopers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (2JVJo)

225 Sudden thought:

The kielbasa recipe would be killer made with regular pork sausage. With scrambled eggs for brunch.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (fBtlL)

226 Gratitude
Despite the fact that her daughter is in COVID-adjacent quarantine, and her COVID ward nurse granddaughter is restricting travel with the only grandgrandchild, all the family is physically as healthy as they were in 2019. And while several have mentally fallen into the grasp of Team TheSkyIsFalling, everyone agrees that all the BS ends on 12/24 and the family will gather one and all.

Posted by: Downcast at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (JIGMP)

227 So...

if my comment caused Italicans overflow...

but the comment was Pixy-deleted...

is that a get out of the barrel free card?



Having troubles commenting this morning. Think I'll pack the car and head for Mom's.

Posted by: mindful webworker
New webwork: Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving 2020
at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (NJ+n1)

228 I'm grateful for titties. And beer.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)

229 Nothing about what anyone is saying regarding "there is no evidence of
fraud at all of any kind in the 2020 election" makes any logical fucking
sense at all.


I enjoyed BINO's description of the infallible software product that is Dominion.

It's also interesting how the guilty that get caught manipulating something never say " hey, yeah there was a little cheating" , or " okay of course there was some fraud" .


It's always the extreme opposite of the truth.
"not a whiff of scandal ".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (siY0G)

230 I'm grateful that I met someone. It could only have happened in this Bizarro World year of 2020.

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (Izzlo)

231 I am grateful for College Girls with Daddy issues.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (8ENWG)

232 I am grateful for my wife who is still with me after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer almost 2 years ago. We'll be celebrating our 40th anniversary in a few weeks.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (ViCCR)

233 Just finished making the apple-pecan stuffing, and with that, preps are done.

I'm thankful I can be with my mother for Thanksgiving and all the holidays we have left together.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (Dc2NZ)

234 I thank the Lord for this day and for the sun and the rain. Amen.

That's it. As an autonomous individual with inalienable rights and freedoms I am entirely responsible for my perceptions and outcomes. My job is to deal with the world as it is and not as I want it to be.

Posted by: yop at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (nqhkI)

235 I'm grateful beyond words that JBWNBP
yes! I went there!


Posted by: kallisto at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (DJFLF)

236 It's also interesting how the guilty that get caught manipulating something never say " hey, yeah there was a little cheating" , or " okay of course there was some fraud" .


It's always the extreme opposite of the truth.
"not a whiff of scandal ".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (siY0G)

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Ahem. There is no **WIDESPREAD** fraud.

Posted by: MSM at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (22mNy)

237 Sidney Powell and Trump both retweeted this article. I bet it's very important to read in understanding what is happening.



https://tinyurl.com/y2swka8k

Posted by: bat nationalist


I don't care that Trump retweeted it, but that article is a mishmash of bullshit. All the slides depicted relate to electronic warfare and electronic warfare battle management; virtually none of that is cyber ops.

Posted by: Bert G at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (OMsf+)

238 I'll play your game, you rouge.


**********


I'll bet you're red-faced over THAT typo.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (m45I2)

239 I'm grateful for having the wonderful family that I will spend time with this Thanksgiving.

I'm thankful to my wife, without whom I'd be adrift and unsalvageable. She's patient when I'm grumpy. She tolerates my idiosyncrasies with grace. She indulges my expensive hobbies of fishing, shooting and guitar playing. She moved our family around for 27 years in the Army and the USCG without a single complaint. My kids couldn't asked for a better mother.
I'm thankful that I'm still useful approaching 60, still earning a paycheck serving our country (as a civilian contractor). I'm thankful I get to live near the best beaches in the world in NW Florida and enjoy all of our spectacular weather (minus the occasional hurricane).

I'm grateful that my wife and I are still healthy and are able to do a lot with our grandson, who turns 2 in April.
Yeah, the election was stolen. Yes, the Cabal runs everything now. My advice is to tune out the agitprop and live. We've been in worse scrapes as a country and figured a way out of it then. Pray for God to bring healing and repentance to our nation.
God bless the Horde, God bless the U.S.A and Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: grizzledocoastie at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (FMgad)

240 211TJM

The local Health Dept will test for Covid for free. My son just got tested here in FL, although not resident.

Posted by: EveR at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (DsGxB)

241 artisanal 'ette, I didn't know you were dealing with cancer. So glad that you are now cancer free! That's so wonderful.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 25,

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (arJlL)

242 I'm at the burn the motherfvcker down stage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)

A accept that the motherfvcker's gonna get burned down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (6FeV1)

243 Ahem. There is no **WIDESPREAD** fraud.

Posted by: MSM at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (22mNy)

Yeah, it was just in the states they needed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (xfb67)

244 >>I'll play your game, you rouge.


In his defense, OregonMuse is a chick.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (8ENWG)

245
207 Grateful that my disabled relative is on track for a better life.
Posted by: kallisto at November 25, 2020 11:43 AM (DJFLF)


When is the train coming through?

Just kidding.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (Fs5vw)

246 231 I am grateful for College Girls with Daddy issues.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (8ENWG)

___

You're welcome.

Posted by: Feminist Movement at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (22mNy)

247 LOL, the A-Tom Bomb leveling the city.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (Dc2NZ)

248 j-stan...so happy for you!!

Posted by: kallisto at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (DJFLF)

249 "Gratitude is an important aspect of mental health."

True! I am thankful for my good health and security. I don't have much, but I should never forget that I've got it better than most people do.

Posted by: gp at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (qpX6U)

250 I'm grateful for Elvis Christmas music
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (sfhL4)


You asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/or5f4ut

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (2JVJo)

251 Joke of the day from @MattWatchGundam on the Twats:

"Chinese" doesn't really invoke the incredible ethnic diversity of China (Han, Uighurs, Tibetans, Mongols, Manchu, etc.) so I use the term "Chinx" instead.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (ZGrMX)

252 Elizabeth Hurley.

Posted by: WisRich at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (G0vdT)

I'm still pissed that they didn't cast her has Lara Croft in the first tomb raider movie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (9Om/r)

253 I'm thinking of writing in Trumps name for every election and race from here on out since elections don't appear to matter any more.

City council - Donald Trump
Mayor- Donald Trump
School board- Donald Trump
Sheriff- Donald Trump
Judge- Donal Trump

Etc....

Posted by: lin-duh at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (nFitA)

254 166 Find me a 50 year old woman that is.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (22mNy)

Heather Graham

ROLLER GIRL!

Posted by: motionview (I also want desperately to believe) at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (pYQR/)

255 138 Sidney Powell and Trump both retweeted this article. I bet it's very important to read in understanding what is happening.

https://tinyurl.com/y2swka8k
Posted by: bat nationalist
__________________________________________

I don't think for one minute that Biden won this election. But what is in this link is kind of hard to believe.

Posted by: DaveD at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (P5fqQ)

256 It is not normal to accept tyranny, troll. A free people have the instinctive desire and need to protect the freedoms God gave them.



Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
====
Um, yeah. Normal was in scare quotes.

I think you might need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.

Posted by: or you could just lash out get it out whatever works for you at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (y6fTF)

257 252 Elizabeth Hurley.

Posted by: WisRich at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (G0vdT)

I'm still pissed that they didn't cast her has Lara Croft in the first tomb raider movie.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (9Om/r)

==========

Elizabeth Hurley > Angelina Jolie

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 11:50 AM (NWM+b)

258 Jennifer Beals.
Diane Franklin.

Posted by: Big Bada Boom at November 25, 2020 11:50 AM (ktqLp)

259 @jsolomonReports 1h

Trump team wins hearings in Arizona, Michigan and Pennsylvania legislatures on election concerns
Just The News

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 11:50 AM (CZm2G)

260 Sidney Powell and Trump both retweeted this article. I bet it's very important to read in understanding what is happening.

That was heartening to read.


OK, gotta go do stuff. BBL.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:50 AM (HaL55)

261 If you are still dooming it , you should read "Why Trump Will Win from JJ's links."




"I think the fraud in the election goes much farther than the
president. I think they did it to any particularly strong Republican
candidate this time around."



In other words, the United States faces its biggest political and
existential crisis since the Civil War -- if not in its history.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 11:50 AM (siY0G)

262 223

I'm at the burn the motherfvcker down stage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM

I am always at that stage. Hence my nic.

"I'm just getting started.

This is going to be Von Clausewitz shit: total fucking war.

I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I gonna bring the whole fuckin' diseased corrupt temple down on your heads.

It's gonna be Biblical."


https://imdb.to/375Oc81

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:50 AM (Do5/p)

263 I am thankful for this great electronic medium of communication that brings me these wonderful comments from all you generous people every day.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at November 25, 2020 11:51 AM (nL4fk)

264 I'm thankful for an overall pretty good life with no major health issues for anyone in my family. At the end of the day that's what counts.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:51 AM (22mNy)

265 I just realized that both Elizabeth Hurley and Heather Graham were in Austin Power movies. Both at peak hotness.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:51 AM (2DOZq)

266 189 Last movie I remember seeing Diaz in was the one where she made a sex tape with the guy from How I met your Mother. Still hot.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (22mNy)


She hasn't been in anything since 2014.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 11:51 AM (lkGaW)

267 I am grateful for OM and the Book Thread and all Hordians everywhere and for the coolest Smart Military Blog on the interwebz.

Posted by: I am President-Elect Shadout Mapes, the...President-Elect! at November 25, 2020 11:51 AM (PiwSw)

268
Anyone updates on Vic in the last few days?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 25, 2020 11:52 AM (QeADR)

269 I'm grateful for having been born in the greatest nation this world has ever known.

I'm just a little pissed that undeserving people are trying to steal it from me.

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 11:52 AM (BgMrQ)

270 >> I am grateful for College Girls with Daddy issues.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (8ENW

It's comments like these that reaffirms my faith in pancake recipes and shelf-building.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 25, 2020 11:53 AM (CWMF2)

271 Cameron Diaz fell off the cliff a while back.

She and Tara Reid's Nipples took to plastic surgery equally as well.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:53 AM (8ENWG)

272 on a more somber note I'm cancelling my plans for tomorrow, was supposed to dine at my friend in Chesco. We're having a spike of real cases in Delco I don't want to bring them our covid cooties.

My cousin is currently hospitalized with the wuflu. He's in the worst possible category, over 70 years of age with comorbidities.

ugh

Posted by: kallisto at November 25, 2020 11:53 AM (DJFLF)

273 Prayers up for those on the Prayer List.

And that goes DOUBLE for Muley !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 11:53 AM (arJlL)

274 Let me fix that: "electronic warfare battle management" should read "electromagnetic battle management". That's the "EMBM" cited on one of the slides. Anyway, that article has some serious thumb tacks / cork board / pictures / scribbled notes on cocktail napkins all connected with pieces of yarn going on.

Posted by: Bert G at November 25, 2020 11:53 AM (OMsf+)

275 Thanksgiving ... yes. The pilgrims made great sacrifice in their quest for religious liberty, to establish a new land where their liberty and their heritage could thrive.


That quest had great cost, but even with the hardships, they were thankful not just for the meal at hand, but for the land and future they were able to settle for their heritage. They were settlers ... in a new land.


Today, we could have peace and tranquility by submitting to leftist dogma. We could have our mutual funds soar as we yield to the globalist cabal. Leftists that have food aplenty and financial security and all media and Hollywood praising them ... are still at times crazy with Hate toward We the Non-compliant People, the deplorable Christian. They hate liberty, demand forced compliance ... to the god of BigGov.


The angst we have today is not due to a lack of the essentials, it is because we see an evil empire within DC (and at lower levels). They steal our liberty, and the measures our founders put in place to stop them are in jeopardy.

We are thankful to God, that in all these things we are more than conquerors. We have an ultimate final victory, but while here on earth, God's will is that we prosper and be in health. We can be thankful that in trials and tribulations, as we march around the city, the strongholds of our enemies will be pulled down ... by God.


I'm trying to differentiate "Thankful to God for His blessings and empowerment via Christ in You, the Hope of Glory" ... versus thankful that "at least they haven't stolen my wife or health or prosperity -- yet". The pilgrims were thankful in very hard times, thankful as they laid their lives on the line for a land where their freedom could be secure, where their heritage could build a sweet land of liberty.


We still have the chance to rebuild that, thankfully (MAGA). The Reset by Globalists plan to "Build Back Better" ... better than the religious liberty of our founders, which for them means complete top down control. Complacency or submission in the face of the enemy, is not the same as Thankfulness. Thankfulness can be expressed by fighting for our bill of rights ... MAGA.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2020 11:53 AM (Cus5s)

276
Yes; a general sense of gratitude is key. Put plainly, virtually nobody living in the United States has a bad lot in life by virtue of being here. There are plenty of people whose lives are just terrible, that happens everywhere, but it is a comparative rarity.

Ingratitude, on the other hand, is very common.

Aside from those hard-luck cases, there really are two kinds of people in this regard. Some people will look at a serious setback of some kind and say "oy vey, this sucks, but it could be very much worse - look at that poor so-and-so over there."

The other people will look around at a glorious bounty and say "oy vey, this sucks, look at all the great stuff that rich bigshot over there has got!"

Don't be that second guy. Only rarely do those people succeed enough to fulfill their wildest dreams, and even when they do, it's still never enough to sate them. Most of the time they don't even succeed very much. They just live miserable, petty lives devoid of meaning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM (BvLWD)

277 I'll bet you're red-faced over THAT typo.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (m45I2)


You're incorrigible.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM (lkGaW)

278
Most of us here are Grateful Loafs.

Loaves? Loafs? Whatever.

We're not Ungrateful Loaves.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM (QeADR)

279 I'm thinking of writing in Trumps name for every
election and race from here on out since elections don't appear to
matter any more.



City council - Donald Trump

Mayor- Donald Trump

School board- Donald Trump

Sheriff- Donald Trump

Judge- Donal Trump



Etc....

Posted by: lin-duh at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (nFitA)

THAT is a great idea. Damn, why didn't I think of that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM (9Om/r)

280 Cameron Diaz fell off the cliff a while back.

She and Tara Reid's Nipples took to plastic surgery equally as well.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:53 AM (8ENWG)


Ooooh wow. Ouch.

That's unfortunate.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)

281 210 Gratitude is recognizing the undeserved good things that happen to you.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 25, 2020 11:44 AM (CWMF2)

It is often hard to find things to be grateful for, especially if your life is as mine has been, a stormy sea bent on driving you into a rocky cliff.

Nevertheless, no matter what, there is always one thing to start with:

That ours is a God of Salvation. He has opened the Kingdom to us, no matter how unworthy we are, if we earnestly seek Him.

Whatever comes, face it without fear. The Father's love is absolute, and when our time is done, we will all go home. Whatever Earthly miseries our enemies may inflict on us, they will be an ephemeral moment lost to eternity, a teardrop in the rain.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM (Msrhc)

282 In his defense, OregonMuse is a chick.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (8ENWG)

Do you ever read his posts?

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM (AwYPR)

283 224 Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. I'm about to start loading the truck to spend the next four days at deer camp, but I'll try to pop into a thread here and there as I can.
Posted by: Bert G, Descendant of John Howland at November 25, 2020 11:22 AM (OMsf+)

I can't find a link, but you should listen to the song "Second Week of Deer Camp" by Da Yoopers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2020 11:46 AM (2JVJo)

I have that on cassette. ;D

Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM (Ojki1)

284 I am also grateful I found the Horde over a decade ago. Grateful to find a place with likeminded people who are so much fun and also salt of the earth.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 25, 2020 11:55 AM (9hauA)

285 253 I'm thinking of writing in Trumps name for every election and race from here on out since elections don't appear to matter any more.

City council - Donald Trump
Mayor- Donald Trump
School board- Donald Trump
Sheriff- Donald Trump
Judge- Donal Trump

Etc....
Posted by: lin-duh





consider this fantastic idea stolen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2020 11:55 AM (W2Pud)

286 I am grateful that ace did not throw in the towel and is still standing.

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 11:55 AM (zr5Kq)

287 I don't think for one minute that Biden won this election. But what is in this link is kind of hard to believe.
Posted by: DaveD at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (P5fqQ)

What is hard to believe from the words and writings of what the enemy has planned for us for many decades?
Does Sidney Powell strike you as a liar? Out of everybody, does Sidney Powell strike you as a liar?

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 11:55 AM (DH4sA)

288
>> I am grateful for College Girls with Daddy issues.

Posted by: garrett


...for there would not be strippuhs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 25, 2020 11:55 AM (QeADR)

289 This amazes me.


massive support for Trump "had broken the algorithm that had been
programmed. So they had to stop counting and backfill the vote with
fraudulent mail-in ballots or whatever means they used."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 11:55 AM (siY0G)

290 234 I thank the Lord for this day and for the sun and the rain. Amen.

That's it. As an autonomous individual with inalienable rights and freedoms I am entirely responsible for my perceptions and outcomes. My job is to deal with the world as it is and not as I want it to be.
Posted by: yop at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (nqhkI)


If we want freedom, we have to actually go about our lives living like we're free.

I'll accept those consequences. It's why I've never worn a stupid mask. I saw through that gambit on day one.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:55 AM (Fs5vw)

291 Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. I'm about to start loading the truck to spend the next four days at deer camp, but I'll try to pop into a thread here and there as I can.

I have a daily commute coming north to Ft Bend County SW of Houston. The traffic heading south this morning at 6am was huge! My thoughts were 75% hunters heading to south Texas.

Of course there is always a steady stream of semi wrecked/worn out cars being towed to Central America

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 11:56 AM (RusNE)

292 269 I'm grateful for having been born in the greatest nation this world has ever known.

I'm just a little pissed that undeserving people are trying to steal it from me.

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 11:52 AM (BgMrQ)

They don't consider anyone who supported Trump an American. They are going to make it where you will not be welcome in this country--your movement and freedoms, as a non-citizen, will be severely restricted (even more than they are now with covid) in the next two years. They do consider Muslims who absolutely will not abide by our laws and customs and want them changed to their religious ones as real Americans, though.

"People should know when they are conquered."

Posted by: Quintus at November 25, 2020 11:56 AM (hCqcJ)

293 I'm grateful for my condo, and my friends, and to have a decent job in these hard times.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 25, 2020 11:56 AM (H3MF8)

294 Sam Rockwell can cut a rug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH5L4qTVsTk

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 25, 2020 11:56 AM (Dc2NZ)

295 All right, I need to get ready for work. I hope that since it's Thanksgiving Eve, I'll be able to knock off early.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (2JVJo)

296 [hands on hips]

And Guy Fleegman as Security Chief Roc Ingersol!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy and asshole at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (ZSK0i)

297 The implication is a jaw-dropping criminal conspiracy across multiple states.


I bet my psycho Communist neighbor was in on it too.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (siY0G)

298 https://tinyurl.com/y2swka8k
Posted by: bat nationalist
__________________________________________

I don't think for one minute that Biden won this election. But what is in this link is kind of hard to believe.
Posted by: DaveD at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (P5fqQ)

The article is written in spectroscopy grade molten tinfoil, sure... but the key allegation, if i'm not mistaken, is that there exists a technique developed by the military to identify exactly how the Election was stolen, and that this technique was used successfully. The technique may have been developed to identify hijacking of weapons system control networks, but can be applied to any kind of control network.

I think.

Maybe i've got the wrong end of the stick. But that's my read.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (6FeV1)

299 I'm grateful for friends, a nice warm house, our dog, Banjo, and a few more months with my dear husband.

Posted by: jeannebodine at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (QWHnR)

300 Twas never really a fan of Cameron Diaz.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (x8Wzq)


Same here. She seems obnoxiously ignorant.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (y7DUB)

301 I'm also thankful for the past four years of President Trump, and (God willing) another four years.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (H3MF8)

302
True or False?

"May you live in interesting times" is a chinese curse.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (QeADR)

303 If I was a professional comedian I would be grateful that Biden most likely will be president soon. A load of material there and renewed very time he opens his mouth.



Sadly they will all ignore it all and still be making stale, snide Trump jokes for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Ripley at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (MxEKc)

304 Elizabeth Hurley.

Posted by: WisRich at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (G0vdT)

I'm still pissed that they didn't cast her has Lara Croft in the first tomb raider movie.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (9Om/r)


Agree that she would have been better than Jolie but I'm kind of over it now since it's been, what, twenty years or so.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (qc+VF)

305 I don't care that Trump retweeted it, but that article is a mishmash of bullshit. All the slides depicted relate to electronic warfare and electronic warfare battle management; virtually none of that is cyber ops.

Posted by: Bert G at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (OMsf+)


Yeah. Seems like bullshit to me too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 25, 2020 11:58 AM (o2MD2)

306 Everyone lies when there's a camera in their face.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:58 AM (6FeV1)

307 277

You're incorrigible.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM

Envy Adams: You are incorrigible.

Todd Ingram: I don't know the meaning of the word.

Text: He really doesn't.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:58 AM (Do5/p)

308 I missed the end of a thread yesterday and in it Broseidon posted that his grandmother had passed away...

Just wanted to leave my condolences here in case he is around this morning. So sorry for your loss, Bro.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:59 AM (Lp8Ce)

309 In his defense, OregonMuse is a chick.

see OM's grateful list #2

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 11:59 AM (RusNE)

310 307
Envy Adams: You are incorrigible.

Todd Ingram: I don't know the meaning of the word.

Text: He really doesn't.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:58 AM (Do5/p)

==========

Classic.

And Brie Larson was hot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 11:59 AM (NWM+b)

311 Happy Thanksgiving in your theater of Operations.

I'll tell you why I don't comment on Ace, it's like writing a graffiti on a wall in a town I only visit once. I won't know who reads it or who comments on it. I'm getting old, I don't have time to read down the un-nested list of comments trying to fathom if there is a dialog.

Posted by: John the River at November 25, 2020 12:00 PM (/3goP)

312 There is a military system called "Kraken"
- This system is used to actively identify any unintended outside influence on any friendly control/information system.
- Some subgroup of Trump's team has used this Kraken system to identify outside influence in the 2020 Elections.

Is that about the sum of it? I'm asking sincerely... I honestly had a hard time reading what was linked, but I think that's the upshot of it all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:40 AM (6FeV1)



When I read France...
lol

France.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 12:00 PM (sfhL4)

313 73 In John Ringo's book "The Last Centurion" which I am re-reading for mumble mumble mumble time, there's a chapter entitled "When the Turbine Blows Up"

Quite an appropriate coincidence, right?
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at November 25, 2020 11:26 AM (fBtlL)
---

I need to re-reread that. Fantastic book.

One of the ideas the lead character kept going back to, during the breakdown and recovery of society, is: It's not about race or class, it's about culture.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 25, 2020 12:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

314 I'll bet you're red-faced over THAT typo.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:48 AM (m45I2)

You're incorrigible.


So don't incorrige him.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 25, 2020 12:00 PM (qc+VF)

315 >I'll tell you why I don't comment on Ace, it's like writing a graffiti on a wall in a town I only visit once.




that's a great story
thanks for sharing

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 12:01 PM (iTXRQ)

316 I'm grateful for Elvis Christmas music
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (sfhL4)

You asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/or5f4ut
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZdQ0x_1WSo

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:01 PM (arJlL)

317 >>see OM's grateful list #2


Don't believe everything she writes in these threads.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 12:01 PM (Lp8Ce)

318 Cameron Diaz and Sam Rockwell. Charlie's Angels.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:01 PM (nakwk)

319 >>So sorry for your loss, Bro.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:59 AM (Lp8Ce)

Seconded.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 25, 2020 12:01 PM (CWMF2)

320 Dialog is overrated.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:01 PM (siY0G)

321 I'm grateful for Elvis Christmas music
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (sfhL4)

You asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/or5f4ut
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (2JVJo)


oh my
What a treat.
How can you not fall in love with this guy.

I've been playing Elvis Christmas music all morning while baking and cooking. I know, I know, not until AFTER Thanksgiving. Nope.

His voice is a symphony.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 12:01 PM (sfhL4)

322 I'm grateful for Elvis Christmas music
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (sfhL4)


And Elvis Gospel music !

Right, Kallisto ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:02 PM (arJlL)

323 I'm grateful for my pups and cat. Grateful for the new to me car that is so comfortable to drive. Grateful that I have the job I am burned out on but it allows me to stock up on a few things. Grateful I can pay the bills. Grateful that I have a roof over my head and that I have a good relationship with my stepson.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 25, 2020 12:02 PM (JKNZq)

324 311 Happy Thanksgiving in your theater of Operations.

I'll tell you why I don't comment on Ace, it's like writing a graffiti on a wall in a town I only visit once. I won't know who reads it or who comments on it. I'm getting old, I don't have time to read down the un-nested list of comments trying to fathom if there is a dialog.
Posted by: John the River at November 25, 2020 12:00 PM (/3goP)

Have you tried taking your pants off?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:02 PM (6FeV1)

325 You're incorrigible.
Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse,


**********


Yeah. And if I don't cut back on my pie intake I'm going to be in-dirigible.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 12:02 PM (m45I2)

326
The Democrat operatives at the polling stations had millions of ballots at their disposal and kept feeding them through the machines on election day, the day after election, the day after that, and the day after that.

It's just that simple.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 25, 2020 12:02 PM (QeADR)

327 Sam Rockwell can cut a rug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH5L4qTVsTk
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 25, 2020 11:56 AM (Dc2NZ)

Not quite as awesome as Christopher Walken in Weapon of Choice, but still very cool.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:03 PM (Ez6QX)

328 Most of us here are Grateful Loafs.

Loaves? Loafs? Whatever.

We're not Ungrateful Loaves.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Nor fishes, neither !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:03 PM (arJlL)

329 I know its secret sauce and probably a bit dangerous to disclose so not even asking but I can't believe that I haven't ever seen automated spam in the threads without login.

I wish I knew how it's done...

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 12:03 PM (fLpTX)

330 Mornin' all.. I'm grateful for family friends and all of you... Well most of you... Some of you? I Keeed.. Happy forbidden Thanksgiving

Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (Zmnko)

331 Sam Rockwell, one of our truly great actors.


Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (9TdxA)

Absolutely! He is marvelous in every role I have seen him perform. Even in crappy movies he shines.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (xT2tT)

332 The problem with the Tomb Raider movies are the scripts, not casting. Cast whoever you want, those scripts are subpar.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (H5knJ)

333 I am grateful that I do not live in New York, where everyone has Cuomorbidities.

Posted by: Leeotis at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (zf8hw)

334 I am grateful for the Guardian Angel that for some reason, especially when I was younger, spared my life on at least seven occasions and from which I emerged physically unscathed (from nearly drowning at age 5 in a kindergarten friend's pool before his father arrived home early from work -- ruining his nice 3-piece suit -- to two electrocutions, and at least four death-defying vehicle incidents). Like OM, I have been blessed with great health and never been sick a day in my life of 59 years.

I am also grateful to my poor, dysfunctional, alcoholic, divorced parents (if you pitied your parents, you were abused by them) who -- despite being raised in dysfunctional homes themselves with family histories of depression, anxiety, and mental illness -- tried to inculcate in my brothers and me all the great virtues, ethics, and values that made America and Americans great (i.e. Judeo-Christian) and that the only thing limiting our success in life was ourselves [oh well, 1 out of 3 successful sons ain't bad ... considering].

I am grateful to my two ex-lovers, who eventually transformed me into a mature man over the course of two decades, and to my wife without whom I'd still be "the man living in the van down by the river."

And finally, to my virtual family and mental/emotional/psychological/spiritual support network the past five years -- Ace, the COBs, and the many great commenters here.

Posted by: ShainS at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (+MS7k)

335 Drew Barrymore (45) - still gets a launch with this astronaut.

Posted by: astronaut achmed at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (E1b7r)

336 I thank God for my wonderful life every day.

Posted by: Kaner at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (bdbGV)

337 whats the history of the morons moniker

is that something ace just started using at the beginning

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (fLpTX)

338 329 I know its secret sauce and probably a bit dangerous to disclose so not even asking but I can't believe that I haven't ever seen automated spam in the threads without login.

I wish I knew how it's done...

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 12:03 PM (fLpTX)

Even if you knew how to speak hamsterish, they still wouldn't tell you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (6FeV1)

339 I'm grateful that a judge in PA has blocked certification for the presidential race.

https://tinyurl.com/y4a2vt84

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

340 333 I am grateful that I do not live in New York, where everyone has Cuomorbidities.

this is too funny

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (fLpTX)

341 Government is AT WAR with civil society so absolutely you will be arrested for holding a Thanksgiving dinner rather than rioting.

Anyways, I am grateful for the temporary work I have received that will get me through the winter. I am still not grateful for the fact that in order to get something more meaningful with better pay, I have to make friends with 300 million people (the United States ceased being a meritocracy long ago) and become an "insider", but at least I have something.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (/rbea)

342 326
The Democrat operatives at the polling stations had millions of ballots at their disposal and kept feeding them through the machines on election day, the day after election, the day after that, and the day after that.

It's just that simple.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 25, 2020 12:02 PM (QeADR)

___

Agreed. Occam's Razor.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (22mNy)

343 The fucking election thieves at the Pentagon and NSA are "starting the transition".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (siY0G)

344 I'm grateful for any woman that wants to flash me them booyah highbeams.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

345 ",,,whats the history of the morons moniker "

Commenters calling us all morons before flouncing off.
It stuck.

Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (w7KSn)

346 339 I'm grateful that a judge in PA has blocked certification for the presidential race.

https://tinyurl.com/y4a2vt84
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

That's it. That's the comment.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (fLpTX)

347 Oh, yes, I'm a grateful I'm not Hillary Clinton- who unlike me-married someone who became a repetitive adulterer, and who (Hillary) seems like a miserable person.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (WkPC9)

348 There's just too much to be thankful for to list it all here, but I'd like say that I am grateful to all of The Horde.

You are great Americans and it's a joy to gambol around in this sandbox known as the AoSHQ with you!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma, Cleopatra Elect or Queen of Sheba Elect, I still haven't decided at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (8/7u2)

349 It is often hard to find things to be grateful for,
especially if your life is as mine has been, a stormy sea bent on
driving you into a rocky cliff.



Nevertheless, no matter what, there is always one thing to start with:



That ours is a God of Salvation. He has opened the Kingdom to us, no matter how unworthy we are, if we earnestly seek Him.



Whatever comes, face it without fear. The Father's love is
absolute, and when our time is done, we will all go home. Whatever
Earthly miseries our enemies may inflict on us, they will be an
ephemeral moment lost to eternity, a teardrop in the rain.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 11:54 AM (Msrhc)


The hymn It Is Well With My Soul perfectly encapsulates all of that for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHe_qmo3gX4

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (946rW)

350 The fucking election thieves at the Pentagon and NSA are "starting the transition".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (siY0G)j

President Trump told them to several days ago. Along with the GSA.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (7sidJ)

351 I think.

Maybe i've got the wrong end of the stick. But that's my read.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (6FeV1)

Then if you believe this isn't close to what is happening, because remember Trump and Powell can't and won't tell you, then Powell and Trump are lying and setting up American Citizens to be destroyed by the enemy.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (DH4sA)

352 343 The fucking election thieves at the Pentagon and NSA are "starting the transition".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast


they're cutting off their dicks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (W2Pud)

353 The fucking election thieves at the Pentagon and NSA are "starting the transition".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (siY0G)


I think it's called "voting with your feet" and they're all running to Dreamy Joe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (wPVhA)

354 Posted by: John the River at November 25, 2020 12:00 PM (/3goP)

Are you only interested in your own comments? You're missing out on a lot of other interesting and intelligent comments.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (2DOZq)

355 Even if you knew how to speak hamsterish, they still wouldn't tell you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (6FeV1)

Who are you, one that is so wise in the way of Hamsters?

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (BgMrQ)

356 253 I'm thinking of writing in Trumps name for every election and race from here on out since elections don't appear to matter any more.

City council - Donald Trump
Mayor- Donald Trump
School board- Donald Trump
Sheriff- Donald Trump
Judge- Donal Trump

Etc....
Posted by: lin-duh at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (nFitA)

What sucks is that in TX you have an approved list of write-ins.

Me? I'd vote for Alfred E. Neuman, all the way. Mr. Neuman is my homie.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (/rbea)

357
I'm extremely grateful to live in this most exceptional country, with my exceptional family.

My ginger and I did a pretty good job with our offspring, considering we were rank amateurs.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (KATBx)

358 355 Even if you knew how to speak hamsterish, they still wouldn't tell you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (6FeV1)

Who are you, one that is so wise in the way of Hamsters?
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (BgMrQ)

There are some who call me......


Tim?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (6FeV1)

359 @214

As has been said, the foundations of where we now are were laid by the failure to hold the coupspirators to account.


Or said another way....


It's more likely that, in the next 6 months, Donald Trump will be indicted than John Brennan or Jim Comey will.


Bill Barr is a disgrace.


In a more civilized time, he would slink off into the woods and do the honorable thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (TcPP1)

360 321 I'm grateful for Elvis Christmas music
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (sfhL4)

You asked for it:

https://tinyurl.com/or5f4ut
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 25, 2020 11:49 AM (2JVJo)

oh my
What a treat.
How can you not fall in love with this guy.

I've been playing Elvis Christmas music all morning while baking and cooking. I know, I know, not until AFTER Thanksgiving. Nope.

His voice is a symphony.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 12:01 PM (sfhL4)

Here's a good rendition of one of his classics...

https://youtu.be/739xhwKMmVI

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (H3MF8)

361 I am grateful for three hots and a cot, with running hot water. That's a good deal while it lasts and I'll savor sharing it with my family.

Posted by: Max Power at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (q177U)

362
Are you only interested in your own comments? You're missing out on a lot of other interesting and intelligent comments.

xactlee.. wee b smmart

Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2020 12:08 PM (Zmnko)

363 Also, I haven't mentioned it because I didn't want to be a downer during the holidays, but Vanessa had another shunt failure and needed another surgery, this time deeper into the brain (third ventricle).

Recovery has taken longer than usual as a result, but she is doing well now, and will very likely be discharged today or tomorrow, just in time for Thanksgiving at home.

So I'm feeling pretty yugely grateful for that, today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2020 12:08 PM (BvLWD)

364 And, thank you, OM, for whom we are also grateful, for reminding us of the small pleasures of life (and some excellent food choices) several times a week.
Posted by: EveR at November 25, 2020 11:32 AM (DsGxB)

Indeed. Indeed!

Warmly grateful for all the morons, I don't post much, but oh how I love you all.

Posted by: Pony Tail at November 25, 2020 12:08 PM (fnbtf)

365 Oh, yes, I'm a grateful I'm not Hillary Clinton- who unlike me-married someone who became a repetitive adulterer, and who (Hillary) seems like a miserable person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

We're grateful you're not Too !

Did you get my e-mail ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:08 PM (arJlL)

366 You know...I have never cared for Cameron Diaz. For some reason I look at her and think "meh". She's just...there.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:09 PM (/rbea)

367 If we should ever be able to repair the election system by some means, this needs to be done:

1. Election Day is Election Day. Vote counting must stop at midnight. Adjust poll closing times as necessary. Buy better tabulation systems if you can't tabulate that quickly.

2. New electronic voting system that prints a physical receipt, which can then be fed through a tabulation machine to double-check results.

3. Any absentee votes (only granted for those outside of the country, the infirm, or military voters) must be postmarked two weeks before the election, and received by election day.

4. No county or state shall announce results until midnight Pacific time, so that no party or group knows how far they are behind until all results are announced.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 12:09 PM (Msrhc)

368 Now I can finally remove that darn catheter that goes from my chest up my neck. So annoying. Had it for a year. It is coming out this week.

-------------------

I had one of those and when putting it in the doctor said he saw a thyroid cyst and my reaction was one thing at a time, I'll have it looked at after the chemo.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at November 25, 2020 12:09 PM (nL4fk)

369 Lin-duh
You still around?

Posted by: Mongerel at November 25, 2020 12:09 PM (I/eFW)

370 363 Happy to hear about Vanessa's recovery. She is to be admired for her fight and you for your strength through this ordeal.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 25, 2020 12:09 PM (7sidJ)

371 Bill Barr is a disgrace.


In a more civilized time, he would slink off into the woods and do the honorable thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (TcPP1)

In a more civilized time, he'd face a fate like Robespierre, Thermidorean

Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 25, 2020 12:09 PM (ONvIw)

372 I'm grateful that a judge in PA has blocked certification for the presidential race.



https://tinyurl.com/y4a2vt84

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (Zm+LZ)



That's it. That's the comment.

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (fLpTX)

That is good news and I fully expect SCOTUS to decertify the results in PA and elsewhere if this is reversed.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (946rW)

373 The Republican GA SOS is whining that Trump is being unfair to him. The election was totes legit yo, honest. And he says all this in a USA Today op-ed.

With friends like these.....

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (22mNy)

374 The fucking election thieves at the Pentagon and NSA are "starting the transition".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (siY0G)j

President Trump told them to several days ago. Along with the GSA.
Posted by: Jen the original



You want a sign it's over? There it is.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (2El4P)

375 artisanal 'ette, great to hear the great news!

Posted by: Gilded at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (Yl0wK)

376 Will send prayers for Vanessa, YD.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (Vxu+H)

377 358 355 Even if you knew how to speak hamsterish, they still wouldn't tell you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (6FeV1)

Who are you, one that is so wise in the way of Hamsters?
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (BgMrQ)

There are some who call me......


Tim?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:07 PM (6FeV1)

Let us not go to Hot Air...'tis a silly place

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (BgMrQ)

378 >>Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2020 12:08 PM (BvLWD)

Blessed by your family.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (CWMF2)

379 Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 12:09 PM (Msrhc)

Either we fix in in the next 40 days, or it's doomed

Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (ONvIw)

380 I am grateful I survived all the really stupid things I did in my younger days.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (cJEnq)

381 Had a 30 year marriage break apart due to unfaithful wife a few years back. I was done, cooked, vowed I would just stay untangled for the rest of my life, hang with my friends, etc. No match dot.com, nada. Then, out of the blue, I met my soul mate. It was the last thing I expected to have happen and I am forever grateful.

Posted by: RM at November 25, 2020 12:11 PM (U3LtS)

382 I rolled my eyes at the Durham report and IG report and all the other #TwoWeeks bullshit. But I honestly thought Barr was different. Oh well.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:11 PM (22mNy)

383 I'm grateful for Steve Bannon's show and Americasvoice.news.

Latest episode: War Room Discusses the Next Steps to Come in the Fight for the Presidential Election

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:11 PM (siY0G)

384 Same here. She seems obnoxiously ignorant.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 25, 2020 11:57 AM (y7DUB)



Enough so that I've referred to her as Cameron Dumbass for quite a few years now.

Also, for the bunch who were saying she looks fine for 50, she's 48. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 25, 2020 12:11 PM (ZSK0i)

385 @artisanal, great news !

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 12:11 PM (zr5Kq)

386 382 I rolled my eyes at the Durham report and IG report and all the other #TwoWeeks bullshit. But I honestly thought Barr was different. Oh well.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:11 PM (22mN

Sorry it was pure fiction

Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 25, 2020 12:12 PM (ONvIw)

387
Also, I haven't mentioned it because I didn't want to be a downer during
the holidays, but Vanessa had another shunt failure and needed another
surgery, this time deeper into the brain (third ventricle).



Recovery has taken longer than usual as a result, but she is doing
well now, and will very likely be discharged today or tomorrow, just in
time for Thanksgiving at home.



So I'm feeling pretty yugely grateful for that, today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2020 12:08 PM (BvLWD)

I am so glad she will be home for Turkey Day! May it be a blessed done for you and yours.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:12 PM (946rW)

388 Dialog is overrated.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

No use talking about it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 12:12 PM (Rvt88)

389 I'm grateful for a shit ton of stuff. My life could have went so many ways, and none of them good. I have a tendency to do things ass backwards, but it always works out in the end for the better. I guess there is a method to my madness. I think my biggest advantage is not giving a flying shit what people think. My life is my voyage. I command my own ship, and put my happiness above all else. If you're not at peace with yourself you're no good to those around you. I refused some very high paying jobs to stay on my path. I would not be who I am if I gave up on me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2020 12:12 PM (9Om/r)

390
I'm grateful for Elvis Christmas music

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM



That is just...wrong.

But great news on the cancer!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2020 12:12 PM (axyOa)

391 I am grateful for my family, Hubbysharn and Kidsharn, my dear friends, still working in these stupid times, the best president this country has ever had, President Trump, and the morons here that help me get thru the stupid times.

Posted by: Rosasharn at November 25, 2020 12:12 PM (PzBTm)

392 You want a sign it's over? There it is.

Posted by: rickb223


I don't think so. I suspect rope a dope.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM (siY0G)

393 320

Dialog is overrated.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:01 PM

Better to dialog than in a woodchipper.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM (Do5/p)

394 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (946rW)

And I have posted this before several times, but the author of that hymn wrote it after losing his business in the Chicago fire and his family-all but his wife- in a ship wreck.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM (WkPC9)

395 I'm grateful for a number of things.

My kids, all of whom are bright and talented in various ways, and none of whom have been incarcerated yet.

Being gainfully employed, despite the royal pain in my ass that it can be sometimes.

Being relatively healthy and in good shape for a *cough* 29-year-old

Being able to go the the TxMoMe and meeting so many of you in person - and having a killer time in the process

And last but not least, this community of reprobates and the amazing friends I've made here, some who are closer to me than my own family members.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM (nakwk)

396 It was the last thing I expected to have happen and I am forever grateful.
Posted by: RM at November 25, 2020 12:11 PM (U3LtS)

Mazel Tov...

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM (BgMrQ)

397 Recovery has taken longer than usual as a result, but she is doing well now, and will very likely be discharged today or tomorrow, just in time for Thanksgiving at home.

So I'm feeling pretty yugely grateful for that, today.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Oh, prayers for Vanessa, happy she will be coming home.

Posted by: Pony Tail at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM (fnbtf)

398 Commenters calling us all morons before flouncing off.
It stuck.
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (w7KSn)
--------
I thought it was part of the Brietbart "Smart Military Blog" comment?

Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM (DbbiL)

399 Wednesday, November 25, 2020: At the request of Senator Doug Mastriano (R-Adams/Cumberland/Franklin/York),
the Senate Majority Policy Committee is holding a public hearing Wednesday to discuss 2020 election issues and irregularities. The hearing will feature former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani.

RSBN - 15 minutes

https://tinyurl.com/y6g7a5pj
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6g7a5pj

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 12:14 PM (CZm2G)

400 Dialog is overrated.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

No use talking about it.
Posted by: Tonypete

The Mandela signing guy is never around when ya need him.

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:14 PM (arJlL)

401 Dialog is overrated.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

No use talking about it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 12:12 PM


Mums the word.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2020 12:14 PM (axyOa)

402 The fucking election thieves at the Pentagon and NSA are "starting the transition".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (siY0G)j



President Trump told them to several days ago. Along with the GSA.

Posted by: Jen the original







You want a sign it's over? There it is.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (2El4P)

Bull rick... that is no sign at all. Go look at what happened in 2000 and think about what you were doing during the Gore Presidency.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:14 PM (946rW)

403 389 I'm grateful for a shit ton of stuff. My life could have went so many ways, and none of them good. I have a tendency to do things ass backwards, but it always works out in the end for the better. I guess there is a method to my madness. I think my biggest advantage is not giving a flying shit what people think. My life is my voyage. I command my own ship, and put my happiness above all else. If you're not at peace with yourself you're no good to those around you. I refused some very high paying jobs to stay on my path. I would not be who I am if I gave up on me.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2020 12:12 PM (9Om/r)

And I'm grateful for inspirational shit like this ^

No joke.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:14 PM (nakwk)

404
You want a sign it's over? There it is.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (2El4P)

No.

The head of the GSA was receiving death threats to not only herself, but her family, her freaking pets and other employees at the GSA. I don't agree with rewarding death threats with acquiescing, but Trump is very supportive of those who have been supportive to him. The GSA gal has been steadfast in not releasing funds early, and Trump said he told her to go ahead and start the initial phases of transition team funding, along with his other agencies doing the same thing. I think he felt it was cruel to allow her to have to live like this because he is refusing to conceded during the legal challenges.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 25, 2020 12:14 PM (7sidJ)

405 I don't think so. I suspect rope a dope.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM (siY0G)

We ALWAYS suspect that and are always disappointed.
This time, however, it was due to threats of violence from the honorable Biden voters and the mythological antifa stormtroopers

Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 25, 2020 12:14 PM (ONvIw)

406 Barr's DOJ dropped the charges against Flynn. That's a huge something.
Sidney Powell is one of the few who have seen and has spoken about what is on the Weiner Laptop. She represented Flynn to get said charges dropped.
Flynn exposed PizzaGate as real as did his son, which is the real reason he has been targeted. He is a threat who knows where the bodies are buried.
Think about all the shit. Trump, Powell, and Flynn have gone through the last 4 years. They are dead if we lose. So why would they lie about the global situation? What is their motive to lie about what is going on?

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 12:15 PM (DH4sA)

407 380
I am grateful I survived all the really stupid things I did in my younger days.


Posted by: Roland THTG at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (cJEnq)
Knowing the Horde, we all are grateful for that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 25, 2020 12:15 PM (N39Ws)

408 392

You want a sign it's over? There it is.

Posted by: rickb223

I don't think so. I suspect rope a dope.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM

The Left has been crying about this for while. So Trump probably set this in motion to pacify them.

I compare this to a parent giving the baby a binky so they stop crying and the parent can get back to their work.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)

409 I am grateful I survived all the really stupid things I did in my younger days.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (cJEnq)

Oh dear Lord, yes! And I do thank Him for that a lot.

Posted by: Pony Tail at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (fnbtf)

410 And last but not least, this community of reprobates and the amazing friends I've made here, some who are closer to me than my own family members.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:13 PM (nakwk)

I see nothing here about Raisins, and how they make your life complete???

C'mon, you can say it...a little gratitude for the sweet nuggets will make you feel better.

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (BgMrQ)

411 Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 12:09 PM (Msrhc)

possible additions:

- Make Election Day a Federal Holiday.

- Absentee votes are to be handled by the jurisdiction in which you currently are when voting.
* if military, your vote is handled by the military and delivered to the appropriate precinct to be counted on election day.
* if civilian and in the US, your vote is handled by the precinct in which you currently are, and delivered appropriately, etc.
* if civilian and outside the US, your vote is handled by the nearest US Embassy, and delivered appropriately, etc.


- EVERY step of the process must be observed by at least one member of each registered political party. Failure to certify observation results in immediate halt to all vote counting and processing activities.
* any observer from a party willfully hindering vote counting and processing, as judged by observers from the other parties present, will forfeit their party's/candidate's votes for that precinct.


Not saying any of that is perfect. Just throwing it out there for consideration.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (6FeV1)

412 In the last year, the Boots household has lost three elderly parents. The last to go was just this week, we are heading to the wake this afternoon, where a maximum of 10 people can attend at a time. (BTW none of them had coronavirus)

All of them had lived through the Depression, and WWII. And then the amazing transformation in the 1950's to a completely different lifestyle. All were vocal supporters of President Trump and understood his uniquely American point of view. None of them thought he was "crude" "boorish" "uncultured". Then again, all came from working class backgrounds.

I am grateful for my life, and family, and the opportunities this country offers to us all. I'm especially grateful for this community right here, and all the friends with strange names in grey boxes.



Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (oGBso)

413 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2020 12:08 PM (BvLWD)

Sorry about your daughter Vanessa's setback, but glad she is doing better and will be coming home. Will pray for her and the rest of your family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (WkPC9)

414 I'm also grateful that I'm in a much better place than I was a year ago. Hell, even six months ago. And that I can still play guitar a little.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (nakwk)

415 https://tinyurl.com/y2swka8k
Posted by: bat nationalist

The plans the globalists have for all of us all over the world is satan incarnate. That is what we are fighting.

Please all have faith that God's will be done, and that he favors those who believe in him and his ways.

I am grateful for all the blessing bestowed upon me in this life because of the labors and faith of those who passed before me.

I await the coming of my Lord Jesus Christ and the life of the world to come.

Bless you all.

Posted by: Derak at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (k0WjC)

416 The hymn It Is Well With My Soul perfectly encapsulates all of that for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHe_qmo3gX4
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (946rW)

Very nice.

*Fistbump*

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 12:17 PM (Msrhc)

417 If only there were something the president could do other than acquiesce when his subordinates are threatened with death.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 12:17 PM (H5knJ)

418 Bill Barr had a few good comedy specials though I think he sold out. Now that i think of it, that was Bob Barr.

Ok even i can't go along with my own joke. Bob Barr might have been the most wooden man in the history of politics.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 12:17 PM (ZbBR3)

419 I compare this to a parent giving the baby a binky so they stop crying and the parent can get back to their work.

Exactly. Get their resources focused on grabbing their precious offices and infighting over Fantasy Cabinet.


Then snatch it away.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:17 PM (siY0G)

420 I'm resigned to Prezzy Bidet. If a miracle happens, great. But I'm not setting myself up for disappointment.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:17 PM (22mNy)

421 407 380
I am grateful I survived all the really stupid things I did in my younger days.


Posted by: Roland THTG at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (cJEnq)
Knowing the Horde, we all are grateful for that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 25, 2020 12:15 PM (N39Ws)

Word...

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:17 PM (BgMrQ)

422 Grateful for modern medicine. My clock was set for 30 years old, with an aortic aneurysm. If I was born 30 years earlier... Or possibly 30 years later (death panels and rationing, white males dont deserve medical attention over poor disenfranchised brown peoples) I would not be here. I hit the right window of time.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (dZdOO)

423 Here's a headline off of Instapundit that'll put you off your feed.

"Colbert to Obama: I Just Want to Take a Moment to Drink You In"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (ZSK0i)

424 I see nothing here about Raisins, and how they make your life complete???

C'mon, you can say it...a little gratitude for the sweet nuggets will make you feel better.
Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (BgMrQ)

Ummm...no.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (nakwk)

425 I am thankful for my son, who I am incredibly proud of.

I am thankful for my husband, who has been putting up with me since I was 16 years old.

I am thankful that we both have our jobs and a nice home with our sweet old-man beagle.

I am thankful for all of you, and thankful I got to meet so many of you in person this year.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (Ez6QX)

426 Cameron Diaz was good in My Best Friend's Wedding but I liked her better in Holiday.

Posted by: President Elect Decaf at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (nL4fk)

427 423 Here's a headline off of Instapundit that'll put you off your feed.

"Colbert to Obama: I Just Want to Take a Moment to Drink You In"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (ZSK0i)

==========

These people are unhealthy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (NWM+b)

428 Did you get my e-mail ?
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:08 PM (arJlL)

Yes; I thought that I sent a reply, but it's been kind of crazy here over the past week, so I will check again. Thanks..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (WkPC9)

429 Peak cameron Diaz is Charlie 's Angels. She dances in her undies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (7K2yd)

430 I'm also grateful that I'm in a much better place than I was a year ago. Hell, even six months ago. And that I can still play guitar a little.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (nakwk)


I am you are as well.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

431 "Colbert to Obama: I Just Want to Take a Moment to Drink You In"

UHH UHH! REGGIE, GET OUT OF HERE! THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN!

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at November 25, 2020 12:19 PM (ZGrMX)

432 347 Oh, yes, I'm a grateful I'm not Hillary Clinton- who unlike me-married someone who became a repetitive adulterer, and who (Hillary) seems like a miserable person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (WkPC9)

The being a miserable person and spouse being a repetitive adulterer are probably very related, in an ouroboros way.

Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 12:19 PM (Ojki1)

433 374 The fucking election thieves at the Pentagon and NSA are "starting the transition".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 12:05 PM (siY0G)j

President Trump told them to several days ago. Along with the GSA.
Posted by: Jen the original



You want a sign it's over? There it is.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:10 PM (2El4P)

You are a bigger defeatist than Bill Kristol.

"Defeatist cynicism is the arrogance that we too know the outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us." - Robert W. Pratt, "Pratt on Texas"

(But it's much more fun to ceaselessly whine than fight for good,isn't it?)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:19 PM (/rbea)

434 What is hard to believe from the words and writings of what the enemy has planned for us for many decades?
Does Sidney Powell strike you as a liar? Out of everybody, does Sidney Powell strike you as a liar?
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 11:55 AM (DH4sA)
_______________________________________________
No Sidney Powell does not strike me as a liar.

Posted by: DaveD at November 25, 2020 12:19 PM (P5fqQ)

435 Did you get my e-mail ?
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:08 PM (arJlL)

Yes; I thought that I sent a reply, but it's been kind of crazy here over the past week, so I will check again. Thanks..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Were you able to get your car fixed ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:20 PM (arJlL)

436 If only there were something the president could do other than acquiesce when his subordinates are threatened with death.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 12:17 PM (H5knJ)


We do not know that something else wasn't/isn't being done. I had to LOL yesterday though because one of the first things the GSA demanded of Biden and all his people was public disclosure of foreign interests that might be a conflict for them.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:20 PM (946rW)

437 Well the Commie loving Diego Maradonna is dead, it will be interesting to see the fight for whatever fortune he has

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 25, 2020 12:20 PM (dKiJG)

438 imo Prager is wrong "I'll be happy until something awful happens."

His word is "happy", and somewhat different is "thankfulness" (gratitude). But that attitude allows gradualism that brought in communism. Something awful occurred every time the leftists took another step in their march through the institutions, and we failed to stop it.


But because so many concentrate on physical things (food, wealth, health) ... we went to sleep (as a nation) as our bill of rights was confiscated. "A republic, if we can keep it".


Those that called out the commies (including the CIA enemy within) were murdered, infiltrated, marginalized ... systematically. JFK and Kennedy? maybe ... The John Birchers? probably. The America First candidates of the 90s (versus the globalists)? yes. Any that vigorously fought the infiltration were vigorously destroyed ... by DeepState.


Now is the winter of our discontent ... or now is when we are encamped in the cold on our side of the Potomac, waiting to attack the royal forces of the crown ... we are thankful to God for liberty, and resolved to keep the Republic free.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2020 12:20 PM (Cus5s)

439 What I'm grateful for:

- I'm not in terrible health
- My wife is not in terrible health
- My kids are doing OK
- I have a comfortable life in retirement
- My wife's cats (they make her happy)

- I'm also grateful that my mom and dad are not alive at this particular point in time and having to deal with this shit. I think they would not handle the lockdown very well and certainly not the Steal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 25, 2020 12:20 PM (3H9h1)

440 I am thankful for my family - we work hard together, have such funtastic times, and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 25, 2020 12:20 PM (66BnU)

441 Happy Hump Day, all.

I'm grateful to God who blessed me with a wonderful husband and a brave son.

I'm so very grateful for this place that I discovered over ten years ago, when I was looking for a supportive place to hang out when our son was entering the University of Parris Island. You guys have seen me through my mother's unexpected death, my son's deployment and subsequent frightening times, and his safe return from Shitcanistan.

God bless you all, you awesome band of morons.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:20 PM (ptqGC)

442 RSBN is broadcasting right now from Gettysburg.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 12:20 PM (CZm2G)

443 429 Peak cameron Diaz is Charlie 's Angels. She dances in her undies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (7K2yd)

The only one in Charlie's Angels worth looking at was Drew Barrymore (and she's more OK than Cameron Diaz).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:21 PM (/rbea)

444 I have no explanation of how I survived to adulthood. It's as if a ruthless mob enforcer snuck through the Pearly Gates and then became my guardian angel.

There's no rhyme or reason to it, I certainly didn't earn through my nonexistent good works, and I can only chalk it up to G-d seeing fit for me to live for reasons unknown to me.

Whatever the reason, I'm grateful for that, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2020 12:21 PM (BvLWD)

445 Here's a headline off of Instapundit that'll put you off your feed.

"Colbert to Obama: I Just Want to Take a Moment to Drink You In"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (ZSK0i)

Insane. Made me shudder.

Posted by: Pony Tail at November 25, 2020 12:21 PM (fnbtf)

446 Great topic!

Grateful for so many things; Wonderful kids, spousal unit and extended family, My mom and dad - I hit the lottery with them, retired with enough pennies to do what I like, pretty decent health, a loving church community and many, many dear friends here and irl.

But particularly for those folks that helped lend a hand when I had, all by myself, chosen monumentally foolish paths that left me broke, hurt, or despairing. Sometimes it simply took the form of standing over me and hollering "GET UP!!".

And thanks to all of you. You guys get it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 12:21 PM (Rvt88)

447 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:19 PM (/rbea)

I like that quote, and of course I can look him up, but who is Robert Pratt-aside from being a Texan, of course?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:21 PM (WkPC9)

448 my gratitude list-- God's gracious and merciful gift of salvation through Jesus Christ, family, a local church that preaches the gospel (and doesn't require masks), a mostly peaceful home (I have cats), a few true friends, the stunning views in my adopted home state of Wyoming, a decent job, and many more blessings. This year with the WuFlu nonsense I'm extra grateful for my 2 feline miscreants who do not believe in social distancing and will not meekly submit to any tyranny, even if there are treats involved. And for Teh Horde. I know I'm a recent delurker, but I've been hanging around for several years and y'all are family to me. Prayers up for all those who are hurting.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 25, 2020 12:21 PM (k42hV)

449 I'm resigned to Prezzy Bidet. If a miracle happens, great. But I'm not setting myself up for disappointment.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:17 PM (22mNy)


It is sad you are giving up when you should be fighting.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:21 PM (946rW)

450 God bless you and your family OregonMuse. Enjoy time with family and the Lord.

Posted by: NJRob at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (Ce7wD)

451 JFK and Nixon, I meant ... both taken down (maybe) for fighting DeepState, or being non-compliant.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (Cus5s)

452 Bull rick... that is no sign at all. Go look at what happened in 2000 and think about what you were doing during the Gore Presidency.
Posted by: redbanzai



Trump is where Gote was in 2000. Trump is the one with the legal challenges.

How did the legal challenges work out for Gore?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (2El4P)

453 406 Barr's DOJ dropped the charges against Flynn. That's a huge something.
Sidney Powell is one of the few who have seen and has spoken about what is on the Weiner Laptop. She represented Flynn to get said charges dropped.
Flynn exposed PizzaGate as real as did his son, which is the real reason he has been targeted. He is a threat who knows where the bodies are buried.
Think about all the shit. Trump, Powell, and Flynn have gone through the last 4 years. They are dead if we lose. So why would they lie about the global situation? What is their motive to lie about what is going on?
Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 12:15 PM (DH4sA)

That's huge to Flynn. If it had actually succeeded in ending his torment. What has Barr done on that front since? Did he have the DOJ join in on any of Powell's efforts since to get the case away from Sullivan? Because I would think if that were the case you would hear about a joint filing against him to the higher courts.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (gAfWt)

454 Prayers up for Vanessa YD, and a Happy Thanksgiving to all of the Horde, a most wonderful collection of humanity.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (a4EWo)

455 I am you are as well.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Thank you, sincerely.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (nakwk)

456 Come and take it?

My pic would be of a turkey baster: Molon Lube! Come and baste it.

Posted by: Rex B at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (VzwiC)

457 437 Well the Commie loving Diego Maradonna is dead, it will be interesting to see the fight for whatever fortune he has
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 25, 2020 12:20 PM (dKiJG)

Fortune??? It is to laugh...

It all went for Bolivian Marching Powder.

Or, to quote Georgie Best: I spent it on Booze, Broads and Fast Cars....the rest I wasted.

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (BgMrQ)

458 I am thankful for my husband, who has been putting up with me since I was 16 years old.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (Ez6QX)

You've been together that long? That's wonderful!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (9hauA)

459 I'm grateful I managed to live a total of 26(1.77) years in peace and relative freedom. I wish I had been a better steward of those years, but here we are.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (DTX3h)

460
Thanks, Fen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (BvLWD)

461 One other thing I am grateful for: the respiratory system. MMXX has not been its year but right now I seem to be in a reprieve, the recovery from bronchitis notwithstanding.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (/rbea)

462 How did the legal challenges work out for Bush?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (CZm2G)

463
Thank you, sincerely.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (nakwk)


*Brohug*

FAG!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

464 I am thankful for my husband, who has been putting up with me since I was 16 years old.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (Ez6QX)

So when's your 13th wedding anniversary?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (nakwk)

465 I am thankful for my husband, who has been putting up with me since I was 16 years old.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (Ez6QX)


CRADLE ROBBER!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

466 Grateful to be alive and everything that comes with it.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (DH4sA)

467 Oregon Governor Kate Brown sending out a video telling Oregonians to uninvite people from their Thanksgiving.

https://bit.ly/362VCtg

Yes, it's real.

Her Twitter post: https://bit.ly/3fA97nq

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (Do5/p)

468 Here's a headline off of Instapundit that'll put you off your feed.



"Colbert to Obama: I Just Want to Take a Moment to Drink You In"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (ZSK0i)


I hope he had a tissue to wipe his lips when he said that.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

469 Trump is where Gote was in 2000. Trump is the one with the legal challenges.

How did the legal challenges work out for Gore?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (2El4P)



This would be a valid argument if Trump's argument was equivalent to Gore's. It's not.

Sit down and think about it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (ZSK0i)

470 Trump is where Gote was in 2000. Trump is the one with the legal challenges.

How did the legal challenges work out for Gore?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (2El4P)

Not exactly.

Gore, then, was the one trying to force illegal votes to be counted.

Biden, here, is the one (more successfully, and with more assistance) trying to force illegal votes to be counted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (6FeV1)

471 No headaches, OM? No headaches? Wuh-OW.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (O+I8R)

472 I can't stay because I'm working (for which I'm thankful) but I just wanted to say how much I'm thankful to God for his goodness. He has sustained my family and me for all our lives, and he has not stopped during "these unprecedented times." I'm thankful for my dear friends who buoy my spirits. And I'm thankful for this horde who is a remnant of sanity in an increasingly insane world.

Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (L9+g/)

473 452 Bull rick... that is no sign at all. Go look at what happened in 2000 and think about what you were doing during the Gore Presidency.
Posted by: redbanzai



Trump is where Gote was in 2000. Trump is the one with the legal challenges.

How did the legal challenges work out for Gore?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (2El4P)

Well Gore managed to persuade the Supreme Court to run out the clock. If the same happens here, we win.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (Zm+LZ)

474 463
Thank you, sincerely.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (nakwk)

*Brohug*

FAG!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

So, yeah, you see the game the other night? What a hit, amiright?

*burps*
*scratches*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (nakwk)

475 Trump is where Gote was in 2000. Trump is the one with the legal challenges.



How did the legal challenges work out for Gore?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (2El4P)

Wrong. Gore was winning all the legal challenges all the way up to SCOTUS. Gore is the deep state and Biden. Good will triumph and your negativity helps no one (including yourself).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (946rW)

476 (starts slow pump-up chant) Syd-ney... Syd-ney... Syd-nee

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (67sg6)

477
I hope he had a tissue to wipe his lips when he said that.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)


In a world of soyboi, the jizz is nutrients.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

478 I might have gone to the Texas mome except I had just started my new job. I transitioned from being gainfully unemployed (thanks coof stimulus) to gainfully employed.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (7K2yd)

479 And for those who want something beautiful, uplifting, relaxing, and ethereal...

The first recorded act of musical piracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (Msrhc)

480 474 *Brohug*

FAG!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

So, yeah, you see the game the other night? What a hit, amiright?

*burps*
*scratches*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (nakwk)

=========

Stop scratching Sponge's ass, Insom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (NWM+b)

481 449 I'm resigned to Prezzy Bidet. If a miracle happens, great. But I'm not setting myself up for disappointment.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:17 PM (22mNy)


It is sad you are giving up when you should be fighting.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:21 PM (946rW)

___

First off there's nothing I can really do one way or another that will make a difference. Second, reality is reality.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (22mNy)

482
How did the legal challenges work out for Gore?
Posted by: whineb223 at November 25, 2020 12:22 PM (2El4P)

You want Biden to win because whining, and whining all the time, has a special appeal to you.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (/rbea)

483 >>Diaz peaked in Mask.

I peaked in a mask...or maybe that was my shorts. Oh well, I can pull them over my head like a mask.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 25, 2020 12:26 PM (p40Pc)

484 No headaches, OM? No headaches? Wuh-OW.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (O+I8R)


As far as I know, the only headaches I've had were self-induced.

Sports related or booze.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

485
I'm a mad fan of Cameron Diaz's acting. I think she's way underrated. She dropped out of films and even public appearances yeeeears ago when she got married and started trying to have a kid. She finally managed to have one and she's probably gone for good now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 99% news-free! at November 25, 2020 12:26 PM (G51Gf)

486 I'm really hoping that Kraken thing linked up thread is real. Not just hoping, praying.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

487 I am grateful for a lot of things, too numerous to bore y'all with.

But I am profoundly grateful for being able to hang out here for the past fifteen or so years. the Moron Horde is an unusual experience, and it's kept me from plummeting into despair far too many times to count.

Cheers. And God Bless.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 25, 2020 12:26 PM (x8Wzq)

488 I hope he had a tissue to wipe his lips when he said that.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

In a world of soyboi, the jizz is nutrients.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't know who taught them what about cavemen, but that is decidedly NOT part of the paleo diet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 12:26 PM (6FeV1)

489 401 Dialog is overrated.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast

No use talking about it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 12:12 PM




Posted by: Marcel Marceau at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (Ojki1)

490 I have always been much more fortunate than I deserve to be.

Thank you, Lord, for your gracious mercy in my life.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (TdMsT)

491 First off there's nothing I can really do one way or another that will make a difference. Second, reality is reality.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (22mNy)

Third, being a defeatist is so much easier and so much more fun.

(Then you'll whine about what happened to the country. Well, people like you who refuse to fight for it, for starters.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (/rbea)

492 First off there's nothing I can really do one way or another that will make a difference. Second, reality is reality.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (22mNy)



Grima Wormtongue indeed...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (ZSK0i)

493 Gore in 2000 was saying count more votes in 3 counties in 1 state. Trump in 2000 is saying overturn the election in 4 or 5 states. The scale of the two is not just different ballparks it's different sports.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (22mNy)

494
You are a bigger defeatist than Bill Kristol.

"Defeatist cynicism is the arrogance that we too know the outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until He ends the game, not us." - Robert W. Pratt, "Pratt on Texas"

(But it's much more fun to ceaselessly whine than fight for good,isn't it?)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


Really? Barr came? He unsealed the indictments? Whose been arrested? We have heard this song and dance for four years. Give me something. We are 20 days post election. Where are the arrests? Don't tell me Barr can't do more than one thing at a time.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (2El4P)

495
I always remembered how the Farrelly Brothers once described Diaz

"She's like Grace Kelly, with gas"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (EGyGV)

496
And yes, I'm thankful for the horde. I'm not around much these days because... see nic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 99% news-free! at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (G51Gf)

497 I am thankful for my husband, who has been putting up with me since I was 16 years old.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (Ez6QX)

So when's your 13th wedding anniversary?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (nakwk)

January is when our fake anniversary is (that's what we call the anniversary of our first date).

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

498 Diaz peaked in Mask.

I read that as Diaz peed in Mask......

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:28 PM (arJlL)

499


Posted by: Marcel Marceau at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (Ojki1)


Well played.

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

500 @453

All Barr had to do was direct his DOJ to join with Powell and state unequivocally that the DOJ is dropping the case because the DOJ and FBI railroaded General Flynn.


Period, end of story.


That would have been the correct and honorable thing to do but William Barr has no honor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 25, 2020 12:28 PM (TcPP1)

501 CRADLE ROBBER!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL. He was 17, so it's cool.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Ez6QX)

502
January is when our fake anniversary is (that's what we call the anniversary of our first date).
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

That's sweet. I may puke.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:28 PM (nakwk)

503 I have always been much more fortunate than I deserve to be.


Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (TdMsT)



I call bullshit......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

504 502
January is when our fake anniversary is (that's what we call the anniversary of our first date).
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

That's sweet. I may puke.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:28 PM (nakwk)

==========

Ours is July 25.

We saw Inception.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (NWM+b)

505 437 Well the Commie loving Diego Maradonna is dead, it will be interesting to see the fight for whatever fortune he has
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

the hand of God got him

Posted by: x at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (0tE/i)

506 Ok, besides ATC, who is the hottest Moronette you'd be grateful for her company? And Jack Straw doesn't count.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (CWMF2)

507 Grateful for modern medicine. My clock was set for 30 years old, with an aortic aneurysm. If I was born 30 years earlier... Or possibly 30 years later (death panels and rationing, white males dont deserve medical attention over poor disenfranchised brown peoples) I would not be here. I hit the right window of time.
Posted by: KarlHungus at November 25, 2020 12:18 PM (dZdOO)

I am very happy for you.

I also got a new body after a lifetime of being crooked (no, not like crooked Hillary) and it just required a relatively simple surgery.

Thank God for medical technology!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (9hauA)

508 May need to dispatch search and rescue to look for the Ewok.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (H5knJ)

509
I call bullshit......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)


Darling, darling {{{Sponge}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (TdMsT)

510 I can't believe I forgot Donny 2 Scoops on my gratitude list... What he's accomplished in only 4 years, with few true allies and surrounded by a nest of vipers, is nothing short of miraculous. This is coming from someone who sat out the 2016 election because I was so skeptical. I've never been so happy to be proven wrong. I'm convinced that God working through him, and whatever happens in the next few weeks, I don't think God is done with him, or with us as a nation.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (k42hV)

511 491 First off there's nothing I can really do one way or another that will make a difference. Second, reality is reality.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (22mNy)

Third, being a defeatist is so much easier and so much more fun.

(Then you'll whine about what happened to the country. Well, people like you who refuse to fight for it, for starters.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (/rbea)

___

Ok how do I "fight" for it exactly? I mean come on man dude. Shit sucks, the election was stolen. I hate it happened. There's also nothing I can do about it. I have two options, I can go on with my life and accept that sometimes life isn't fair. Or I can hold on to some unrealistic hope that the inevitable doesn't happen.


Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (22mNy)

512 I;m thankful for my sense of humor, bestowed on me by my dad.


A Paltry Piece of Poultry Poetry - a limerick

The Pilgrims they huffed and they puffed
'Til at harvest they'd gathered enough
The plump turkey (once thinner)
They invited to dinner
Said "No thanks, I couldn't. I'm stuffed!"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:31 AM




We are all are grateful for that Doc Muldoon, and for all the punny stuff you post.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (axyOa)

513 If I don't get the WuFlu after being in a packed-to-the-gills Super Kroger yesterday, it will be a pre-Christmas miracle. I've never seen so many filthy cloth face diapers hanging under noses and chins, and even one lady I had to squeeze by who was pale and coughing violently....with no mask.

I actually came home and sprayed Lysol in the air and breathed it in.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

514 331 Sam Rockwell, one of our truly great actors.


Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (9TdxA)

Absolutely! He is marvelous in every role I have seen him perform. Even in crappy movies he shines.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2020 12:04 PM (xT2tT)

Loved him in Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (uEnNZ)

515

its a good thing that God is ALWAYS good...
otherwise we would all be in BIG trouble...

Posted by: sound awake at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (4mBS8)

516
Darling, darling {{{Sponge}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (TdMsT)


*MMMWWWAAAAHHHH*

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

517 "We've got to get out of here before they kill Guy."

Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (7X3UV)

518 I also got a new body after a lifetime of being crooked (no, not like crooked Hillary) and it just required a relatively simple surgery.

Thank God for medical technology!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

Nice !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (arJlL)

519 Ours is July 25.

We saw Inception.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (NWM+b)

Not Prometheus?

Color me skeptical!

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (BgMrQ)

520 kielbasa and potatoes...mmm.
With ketchup?

Posted by: wth at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

521 I am grateful for my good health at age 73 and the new drug that my daughter is taking for her schizophrenia. It has really improved her life. Thank you, Lord.

Posted by: Mary at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (artIV)

522 347 Oh, yes, I'm a grateful I'm not Hillary Clinton- who unlike me-married someone who became a repetitive adulterer, and who (Hillary) seems like a miserable person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (WkPC9)


Oh, I think she knew who and what he was when she married him. But Bill was definitely a man who was Going Places and she wanted to be part of it.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (lkGaW)

523 I'm also grateful that I'm in a much better place than I was a year ago. Hell, even six months ago. And that I can still play guitar a little.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:16 PM (nakwk)

Yes, this has been wonderful to see.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (9hauA)

524 "We've got to get out of here before they kill Guy."
Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (7X3UV)

"Is there AIR? You don't know!"

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)

525 Lin Wood
at_LLinWood


Judge Blocks Certification of Pennsylvania Election Results

A Pennsylvania judge on Wednesday ordered state officials to not certify the results of the 2020 election until...

theepochtimes.com

12:25 PM - Nov 25, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (Do5/p)

526 FWIW, Barr was in Sh*to ago for a day last week; didn't talk to anyone on the Fed prosecution teams. Groot only found out about it a day before; as a result of that, a CPD 'intelligence' Lieutenant has been punitively reassigned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (DMUuz)

527 I'm grateful for my parents, who put their children first.

Posted by: m at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (LTs8q)

528 Ok, besides ATC, who is the hottest Moronette you'd be grateful for her company? And Jack Straw doesn't count.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

No ideal how this could go bad. Nope, none at all.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (Rvt88)

529
I've only gotten headaches after concussions or seriously bad drinking binges. They suck, and I'm glad I don't get them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (BvLWD)

530
Oh, I think she knew who and what he was when she married him. But Bill was definitely a man who was Going Places and she wanted to be part of it.
Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (lkGaW)


Greedy whores gotta whore, greedily.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

531 522 347 Oh, yes, I'm a grateful I'm not Hillary Clinton- who unlike me-married someone who became a repetitive adulterer, and who (Hillary) seems like a miserable person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (WkPC9)

Oh, I think she knew who and what he was when she married him. But Bill was definitely a man who was Going Places and she wanted to be part of it.
Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (lkGaW)



I believe the joke is "How did Bill and Hillary meet? They were both trying to pick up the same woman."

Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (gAfWt)

532 Yes, this has been wonderful to see.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (9hauA)

Thanks, chique!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (nakwk)

533 >> May need to dispatch search and rescue to look for the Ewok.


Check Rubio's Garbage.


Ace has a hard time quitting relationships.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (8ENWG)

534 First off there's nothing I can really do one way or another that will make a difference. Second, reality is reality.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:25 PM (22mNy)

First of all, there is ALWAYS something you can do. Call your Senators and Congressmen and state representatives. Even if they are not in a state that cheated a lot, chances are election reform to prevent fraud needs to happen in your state.


Keep calling them and let them know loudly and repeatedly that we voted Trump in and we will not have this election stolen from us. That may not matter right this minute but it may matter down the line if state legislatures or the House decides this thing in the end.

Finally, you are not being a realist... you are being a defeatist which paralyzes you willingness and ability to fight back.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (946rW)

535 506 Ok, besides ATC, who is the hottest Moronette you'd be grateful for her company? And Jack Straw doesn't count.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (CWMF2)


Oh, I'd buy weed from JackStraw.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:33 PM (lkGaW)

536 528 Ok, besides ATC, who is the hottest Moronette you'd be grateful for her company? And Jack Straw doesn't count.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

No ideal how this could go bad. Nope, none at all.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (Rvt8

We're going to need pics.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 25, 2020 12:33 PM (Zm+LZ)

537 I'm grateful for my family, for my new rescue dog, and for the fact that 2020 is almost over.

Let's hope 2021 is exponentially better.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2020 12:33 PM (k4dH2)

538 "* any observer from a party willfully hindering vote counting and
processing, as judged by observers from the other parties present, will
forfeit their party's/candidate's votes for that precinct.
Not saying any of that is perfect. Just throwing it out there for consideration."

there are 1000 ways to make elections clean, we had many in place already, they just broke the laws, and committed the crimes, and actively covered their tracks (premeditated).


As with gun laws, we don't need new gun laws to stop thugs from killing each other in Chicago, we need enforcement of current laws. (and removal of many laws designed to make honest ownership difficult).


The big issue is the criminal element within our government ... those that counted the votes are criminals, protected by other criminals in high places (state AGs and governors, mayors ... and much of the federal level)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2020 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

539 524 "We've got to get out of here before they kill Guy."
Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (7X3UV)

"Is there AIR? You don't know!"
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)

"Of course you have a last name."
"Do I? DO I?!!"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:33 PM (nakwk)

540 Ok, besides ATC, who is the hottest Moronette you'd be grateful for her company? And Jack Straw doesn't count.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (CWMF2)

you are on thin ice, my friend. very thin ice.

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 12:33 PM (zr5Kq)

541 519 Ours is July 25.

We saw Inception.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (NWM+b)

Not Prometheus?

Color me skeptical!
Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (BgMrQ)

============

Prometheus came out the next year.

We saw it on my birthday, in 3D.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 12:33 PM (NWM+b)

542 Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (lkGaW)

Well, I'm sure she had some idea of his tendencies, but I'm not sure she has been entirely happy with the choice. So far I am with my choice and I intend to do my part to keep it that way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:33 PM (WkPC9)

543 Norm MacDonald's list of things he is thankful for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozni-xrCXpA

Posted by: x at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (0tE/i)

544
Oh, I think she knew who and what he was when she married him. But Bill was definitely a man who was Going Places and she wanted to be part of it.
Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (lkGaW)

___

It was a marriage of connivence that created a formidable power couple. They both benefited.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (22mNy)

545 >> Ok, besides ATC, who is the hottest Moronette you'd be grateful for her company?


Not tonight. I've got a Headache.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (8ENWG)

546 524 "We've got to get out of here before they kill Guy."
Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (7X3UV)

"Is there AIR? You don't know!"
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Great lines from a great movie.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (lkGaW)

547 528 Ok, besides ATC, who is the hottest Moronette you'd be grateful for her company? And Jack Straw doesn't count.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

No ideal how this could go bad. Nope, none at all.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (Rvt8

I have no idea how hot Fen is, but I am grateful for her presence here!

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (BgMrQ)

548 I had a weird dream about Ace last night. We were in his kitchen frying chicken nuggets.


Beat the hell out of the nightmares I've been having about Biden.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

549 It was a marriage of connivence that created a formidable power couple. They both benefited.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (22mNy)

Connivance. And convenience. Followed by more connivance.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (nakwk)

550 RSB livestream link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSDZkXxFVEU

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (LWu6U)

551 Prometheus came out the next year.

We saw it on my birthday, in 3D.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently

Were you being punished ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (arJlL)

552 https://outline.com/Ufja5R

Judge blocks Pennsylvania certification

Posted by: Kennyraisin at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (R8qIC)

553 Cameron Diaz, who was once a smokeshow. Peaked in The Mask.



Yep. The Mask was peak Cameron.


Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (gmo/4)

554 528 Ok, besides ATC, who is the hottest Moronette you'd be grateful for her company? And Jack Straw doesn't count.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

No ideal how this could go bad. Nope, none at all.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 12:32 PM (Rvt8



Oh please. This is so easy and requires no debate.


Put their names on a dart board and throw. You can't miss.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (gAfWt)

555 "Our entire country is corrupt. From the Democrats
to the GOPe to the media to the social media tech companies to Hollywood
celebrities to "entertainment" industry celebrities to professional
sports to college sports. Everyone is in on the con regarding COVID-19,
regarding Black-Lives-Matter and now regarding the stolen election.



It is overwhelming to come to that realization.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (Do5/p)"

The COVID scamming is as big, or bigger, than the climate scamming, and nearly as long in duration, considering the preparation that went into it. They were ready for a pandemic, any pandemic, knowing one would come - naturally or otherwise.

There is legit science available for those that want to ignore the gatekeepers, and the details make the progs' behavior all the more evil. And it's really obvious stuff - there are many patterns of how different sorts of illnesses spread, and this one does not match respiratory anything. It's why they all (literally) take the mask off when they think the camera stops rolling, and it's why the Chinese spent so much time using fogger trucks and backpacks, built so many temp medical facilities, and burned millions of peoples' furnishings.

On the election suits; the video now circulating of Coomer describing their vote counting machine's "feature" of not only being able to fill in circles on the ballots being counted, but being able to randomly apply a library of human-looking marks, is going to be real useful.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (EEVQU)

556 I actually came home and sprayed Lysol in the air and breathed it in.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

Laughed out loud!

Posted by: Pony Tail at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (fnbtf)

557 548 I had a weird dream about Ace last night. We were in his kitchen frying chicken nuggets.


Beat the hell out of the nightmares I've been having about Biden.
Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

That is weird, considering he doesn't eat.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (nakwk)

558 Norm MacDonald's list of things he is thankful for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozni-xrCXpA
Posted by: x at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (0tE/i)


I bet it's how teachers are heroes........

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

559 It's the phone calls and letters that have scared the legislators to cause these hearings.

This is a local deal and these legislators want to keep their jobs.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (CZm2G)

560 >>I had a weird dream about Ace last night. We were in his kitchen frying chicken nuggets.


I hope they were dredged in Pork Rinds.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (8ENWG)

561 I am thankful for Ace and AOSHQ. I (almost) never comment, but read daily. You all keep me laughing and sane. Which might be the same thing. Thanks!!!! (also Cameron Diaz and Sam Rockwell - a very easy who dis today)

Posted by: grandmalcaesar at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (lDLhQ)

562 553 Cameron Diaz, who was once a smokeshow. Peaked in The Mask.



Yep. The Mask was peak Cameron.


Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 12:35 PM (gmo/4)

Totally. Before she got skeletal.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (nakwk)

563 RSB livestream link

I thought she was dead !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (arJlL)

564 And Elvis Gospel music !

Right, Kallisto ?
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:02 PM (arJlL)


gospel music trumps all of his music

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (sfhL4)

565 I love Kielbasa and onions. I usually add cabbage too. Easy to make and delicious.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (riEc+)

566 Gore in 2000 was saying count more votes in 3
counties in 1 state. Trump in 2000 is saying overturn the election in 4
or 5 states. The scale of the two is not just different ballparks it's
different sports.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (22mNy)


The difference that you and rick seem to be deliberately missing is this... Gore was arguing that the law should not be followed when it was. Trump is arguing the exact opposite. 4 or 5 states ignored their own election laws and millions of illegal votes were cast as a consequence. It is the job of SCOTUS to enforce the law as Trump will ask just as it was equally their job to slap down Gore's claims of special privilege.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (946rW)

567 They are calling the meeting to order or something like that.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (CZm2G)

568 We liked Cameron as an example of an "older" woman (mrs gilded's age) rocking it. I don't follow pop things much, but last time I saw CD (couple of years ago) she was definitely doing her part to represent!

Posted by: Gilded at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (Yl0wK)

569 I'm not sure I can handle the stress of watching the PA hearing

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (aO8Gd)

570 Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:38 AM (2DOZq)

Diana Rigg!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (OouAV)

571 Lin Wood
at_LLinWood

Judge Blocks Certification of Pennsylvania Election Results

A Pennsylvania judge on Wednesday ordered state officials to not certify the results of the 2020 election until...

theepochtimes.com

==



Don't you dare give me hope!

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (O+I8R)

572 Oh, yes, I'm a grateful I'm not Hillary Clinton- who unlike me-married someone who became a repetitive adulterer, and who (Hillary) seems like a miserable person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:06 PM (WkPC9)

Oh, I think she knew who and what he was when she married him. But Bill was definitely a man who was Going Places and she wanted to be part of it.
Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (lkGaW)


Rodham loves two things: money and power, and Slick was her vehicle to get them. It used to bother her that he was such a pervert that he didn't care about money but she figured out how lamps and ashtrays could be used to get her way.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (y7DUB)

573 And Elvis Gospel music !

Right, Kallisto ?
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:02 PM (arJlL)

gospel music trumps all of his music

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM



Now this I can go along with.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (axyOa)

574

Anyone watching the Gettysburg thing?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (sfhL4)

575 547

I have no idea how hot Fen is, but I am grateful for her presence here!

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM

I always picture Fen as Hild (Eva Birthistle) in "The Last Kingdom".

https://bit.ly/3m7mKgu

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (Do5/p)

576 The difference that you and rick seem to be deliberately missing is this... Gore was arguing that the law should not be followed when it was. Trump is arguing the exact opposite. 4 or 5 states ignored their own election laws and millions of illegal votes were cast as a consequence. It is the job of SCOTUS to enforce the law as Trump will ask just as it was equally their job to slap down Gore's claims of special privilege.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:36 PM (946rW)

___

Scotus wouldn't allow Trump to add a citizenship checkbox to the census. But they'll overturn the votes of 50M people. Come on dude. Just stop.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (22mNy)

577 565 I love Kielbasa and onions. I usually add cabbage too. Easy to make and delicious.


Oops, potato's too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (riEc+)

578 Anyone watching the Gettysburg thing?

What is it?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (Zmnko)

579 I'm thankful that we don't need to be thankful in spite of our circumstances but that, since we know that God is sovereign, we can be thankful because of our circumstances knowing that he is behind them and working through them for the good of those who love him.

Posted by: PaLincoln at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (t81Mi)

580 I have no idea how hot Fen is, but I am grateful for her presence here!Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (BgMrQ)

Thanks, I appreciate that.

At this age, I am one the most unhot-if by that one means sexy and , young looking - people ever, but my congregation seems to like me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (WkPC9)

581 PA Senator is babbling now about the PA election.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (ufFY8)

582 524 "We've got to get out of here before they kill Guy."

Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2020 12:30 PM (7X3UV)



"Is there AIR? You don't know!"

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Great lines from a great movie.

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (lkGaW)


Do you even watch the show?

Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (gmo/4)

583 544
Oh, I think she knew who and what he was when she married him. But Bill was definitely a man who was Going Places and she wanted to be part of it.
Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:31 PM (lkGaW)

___

It was a marriage of connivence that created a formidable power couple. They both benefited.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:34 PM (22m


Kamala Harris is who they wish Michelle Obama was. Power hungry and willing to do anything. Michelle is too lazy and only interested in the luxuries of power and wealth. Harris desires the power but lacks the husband with personal political skills that Hillary benefited from

Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (gAfWt)

584

To be willowed but...

Thankful for?

First and foremost of course, that God put on human flesh and became the perfect lamb to wash the sin from all who believe.

Friends. A word that means so much more now than earlier in life.
Now they are family and much fewer in number. The others are acquaintances.

Music, and the ability to still somewhat play it.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (DMcz+)

585 His office received 25,000 calls - MOTIVATION.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (CZm2G)

586 Posted by: PaLincoln at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (t81Mi)

Nicely said!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (WkPC9)

587 I'm alive. Sober. Should have died when my stomach blew open in Jan. '19, after a fifth of vodka and 10 beers a day for 8 years.
Grateful for my parents, who by the Grace of God invited me to come live in Florida and start living again.

Thankful for all of you hordelings, our esteemed cobs, and the Kaboom-fed ewok shelfmaster who makes it all possible.

I hope to meet you all some day on this earth, though I know I will elsewhere eventually. There's Hope to be found in your words, in your lives, and in your counsel.

I'm even thankful for our trolls, who set a wonderfully stark contrast and provide an archetypal example of how not to be.

Thanks, OM!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (OssQ4)

588 Anyone watching the Gettysburg thing?

What is it?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (Zmnko)


It's a place where a battle once occurred, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

589 No headaches, OM? No headaches? Wuh-OW.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM


I've tried to do what I can.

Posted by: Midwesterner at November 25, 2020 12:39 PM (DMUuz)

590 "First off there's nothing I can really do one way or another that will make a difference"

You can pray. You can pray that God gives us all strength, that wise decisions will be made.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 25, 2020 12:39 PM (JKNZq)

591 Sam Rockwell was great in Clint Eastwood's Richard Jewell. In fact, the whole cast was perfect.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 25, 2020 12:39 PM (2RBkF)

592 It's a place where a battle once occurred, but that's not important right now.

Very funny... What is happening there right now?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Zmnko)

593 Need to eat some lunch and get back to work. Later y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 12:39 PM (nakwk)

594 I'm trying to come up with something to be grateful for, much of a pessimist as I am.

I suppose it's that I have a job (even though it doesn't pay much) and am not homeless (though I'm hanging on by a thread).

Posted by: Allie at November 25, 2020 12:39 PM (vmRc0)

595 Bill benefited as much from Hill as the other way around. He needed someone ruthless like her on his team, someone he could trust. This was a 2-way business agreement for both of them that worked out better than they could have imagined.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:40 PM (22mNy)

596 >>Kamala Harris is who they wish Michelle Obama was. Power hungry and willing to do anything. Michelle is too lazy and only interested in the luxuries of power and wealth.


Also, stupid.


... and nobody is putting a cock near that mouth.

So, she wasn't going to get the opportunities Kamala got.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 12:40 PM (8ENWG)

597 nd Elvis Gospel music !

Right, Kallisto ?
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:02 PM (arJlL)


Thanks.

I switched to his gospel music.

Peace in the Valley
His Hand In Mine
How Great Thou Art
albums

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 12:40 PM (sfhL4)

598 Gore in 2000 was saying count more votes in 3

counties in 1 state. Trump in 2000 is saying overturn the election in 4

or 5 states. The scale of the two is not just different ballparks it's

different sports.



Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:27 PM (22mNy)


Gore was trying to overturn an election. If he wasn't, then why try? And they cheated Trump much worse. Trump is right to fight, he is not fighting for himself he is fighting for us. I don't see how people can be so cool with their vote being cheated if it was. I know there were cheats, it is not possible there weren't. The scale is what matters here and someone has to fight to find the truth.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 12:40 PM (ZbBR3)

599 David Argall - State Senator, I think.
Now some chick Kim Ward, State Senator is talking.



Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 25, 2020 12:40 PM (ufFY8)

600
Very funny... What is happening there right now?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2020 12:39 PM (Zmnko)


Trump was supposed to give a speech, but someone up thread said he bailed.

Not sure what's going on currently.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

601 First and foremost of course, that God put on human flesh and became the perfect lamb to wash the sin from all who believe.

---

Amen!

Posted by: SMH at November 25, 2020 12:41 PM (RU4sa)

602

I always picture Fen as Hild (Eva Birthistle) in "The Last Kingdom".

https://bit.ly/3m7mKgu
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (Do5/p)

Must know more...

***runs to IMDB***

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:41 PM (BgMrQ)

603 Harris desires the power but lacks the husband with personal political skills that Hillary benefited from
Posted by: Buzzion at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM


She works with what she's got.

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 25, 2020 12:41 PM (DMUuz)

604 500 @453

All Barr had to do was direct his DOJ to join with Powell and state unequivocally that the DOJ is dropping the case because the DOJ and FBI railroaded General Flynn.


Period, end of story.


That would have been the correct and honorable thing to do but William Barr has no honor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 25, 2020 12:28 PM (TcPP1)

The DOJ did that.. they even provided proof of innocence that Sullivan decided on his own he didn't like nor care about, then the filthy enbanc of Obama judges decided he can have his fake prosecutor trial anyway, which is so uncontitutional my eyes bleed.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 25, 2020 12:41 PM (+2xjH)

605 I'm listening on Right Side Broadcasting.

Posted by: President-Elect Jane D'oh at November 25, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)

606 Scotus wouldn't allow Trump to add a citizenship
checkbox to the census. But they'll overturn the votes of 50M people.
Come on dude. Just stop.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (22mNy)

You stop. Those votes and the rules they were cast under are a legal nullity as they were cast unconstitutionally.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:41 PM (946rW)

607 Michael Medved has a stream of Trump-bashing on his Twitter.

Posted by: m at November 25, 2020 12:42 PM (LTs8q)

608 I think these state senators are GOP-types, since they are blasting the Dems and the Governor right now, lol.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 25, 2020 12:42 PM (ufFY8)

609 Michelle is too lazy and only interested in the luxuries of power and wealth.

Of all the First Ladies, she had the biggest schlong.

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 12:43 PM (arJlL)

610

NOOD PEEPS

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 12:43 PM (sfhL4)

611 Rockwell, Sam. See: "7 Psychopaths."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 25, 2020 12:43 PM (CWMF2)

612 The PA constitution has laws on voting. Can the legislature and SOS of the state change that, if they haven't changed their constitution? That's the sort of issue that will be going to SCOTUS

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 25, 2020 12:44 PM (JKNZq)

613 Michael Medved has a stream of Trump-bashing on his Twitter.

Posted by: m at November 25, 2020 12:42 PM (LTs8q)

I never liked that guy.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 12:44 PM (ZbBR3)

614 Nood.

Posted by: That Guy who whispers "Nood." at November 25, 2020 12:44 PM (DMUuz)

615 Posted by: TeeJ at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (DMcz+)

Hey TeeJ,

What's your spin on current events?

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:44 PM (BgMrQ)

616 579 I'm thankful that we don't need to be thankful in spite of our circumstances but that, since we know that God is sovereign, we can be thankful because of our circumstances knowing that he is behind them and working through them for the good of those who love him.
Posted by: PaLincoln at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (t81Mi)
---
Yes and amen!

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 25, 2020 12:44 PM (k42hV)

617 Anyone watching the Gettysburg thing?



What is it?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (Zmnko)

Pa legislative hearing on election fraud. Keep in mind a PA judge blocked the state from certifying their votes this morning. That may or may not survive state appellate court action but it is one step on the way to SCOTUS.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:45 PM (946rW)

618 602

I always picture Fen as Hild (Eva Birthistle) in "The Last Kingdom".

https://bit.ly/3m7mKgu

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 12:37 PM (Do5/p)

Must know more...

***runs to IMDB***

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:41 PM

Reason I picture FenelonSpoke that way is because of the character and personality of Hild in "The Last Kingdom", not because I have any idea what FenelonSpoke looks like.

But the way FenelonSpoke handles herself here, at least that I have seen, reminds me so much of the character in the show.

She is as fierce a servant of God as she is a fierce fighter for those she loves.

From FenelonSpoke's comments here over the years, I imagine she is a lot like Hild in real life.

So that is whom I picture whenever I see FenelonSpoke's comments.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 12:46 PM (Do5/p)

619 And I am off to work too. You guys have a blessed day and don't let the vicissitudes of this situation worry you overmuch. We know where this is heading and it is heading for a place that is good for Trump and us.



And pray, pray, pray. God watches out for the sparrows in the field. He will have no less care for us.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:47 PM (946rW)

620 Reason I picture FenelonSpoke that way is because of the character and personality of Hild in "The Last Kingdom", not because I have any idea what FenelonSpoke looks like.

But the way FenelonSpoke handles herself here, at least that I have seen, reminds me so much of the character in the show.

She is as fierce a servant of God as she is a fierce fighter for those she loves.

From FenelonSpoke's comments here over the years, I imagine she is a lot like Hild in real life.

So that is whom I picture whenever I see FenelonSpoke's comments.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 12:46 PM (Do5/p)

Well said...

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 12:47 PM (BgMrQ)

621 Maybe the aliens from Xenu are telling Mittels Rombley it is time to come home?

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=107613

"Also Sprach ZaraUtah"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 12:48 PM (kVfla)

622 Maybe the aliens from Xenu are telling Mittels Rombley it is time to come home?

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=107613

"Also Sprach ZaraUtah"


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 12:48 PM (kVfla)

I think Zenu is scientology. Maybe Willard's magic underwear is talking to him.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 25, 2020 12:50 PM (946rW)

623 Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 25, 2020 12:38 PM (OssQ4)

Bless you!

Posted by: m at November 25, 2020 12:52 PM (LTs8q)

624 I am grateful for a God who loves and forgives me, who has blessed me with a lovely family, adorable, but crazy, family pets, gainful employment, and a Smart Military Blog where I can lurk and occasionally comment. Happy Thanksgiving to all of my Moron friends. Y*all make life more fun!

Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Buffest Mayor In America at November 25, 2020 12:54 PM (/Hc9U)

625 No headaches, OM? No headaches? Wuh-OW.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 25, 2020 12:24 PM


Nope. Not one that I can ever recall. Not in 64 years.

Weird, huh?

Posted by: President-Elect OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at November 25, 2020 12:54 PM (lkGaW)

626 Things I'm grateful for:

1) Being here at all. Bypass surgery, diabeetus, covid...some part of me is too stubborn to quit, or God really does watch over fools and little children. I tend to think it's more likely the latter.

2)My son. Sometimes I've been disappointed that he hasn't yet left home and gone out on his own. He told me recently that he's stuck around to keep an eye on me. I appreciate that.

3) My job. I could be working retail somewhere, but I'm still, after 35 years, sitting in a padded room talking to people who aren't there.

4) The Horde. Youse guys and gals have been great, and I hope to get to a MoMee before the Lord calls me home, whenever that is.

5)My lady. We haven't seen each other in person for a couple of months now (work schedules, covid and other stuff) but she still brings a smile to my face whenever I think of her.

Other things I'm grateful for:

The medicine that helps me keep going

Low carb frozen dinners. The Lean Cuisine cauliflower pizza bowl is delicious.

Gas-X for when the cauliflower does what it does.

Music to listen to and books to read.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 25, 2020 01:02 PM (IA8/d)

627 Amy can make a difference. Roberts isn't the swing vote

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 25, 2020 01:04 PM (9TdxA)

628 Wow, too much to count

(Disclaimer: I'm the person who gets up in the morning to make a cup of tea and is all 'Whoo-hoo! Clean water is coming out of the tap! Thank you, Lord!" and goes on from there.)

That when our son was diagnosed with throat cancer that we live in a country where even under COVID, he had access to excellent medical care.

That our other children rallied around, especially his oldest sister, who did the whole of his care, while juggling her own family. It is a blessing to see that you raised good kids.

That we are able to contribute financially to the kids' needs, when we can't be present.

That we now live in a peaceful tiny town, instead of the huge city. Where Mr. S can thrive.

That though I had to leave my TLM parish, the one here is so good, with a simple holy man as our pastor.
The great gift of Faith, and being a Catholic (yes, even now.)

That AoS proves daily that there are still intelligent people of good will here in the USA. Many thanks to the cobs and the commentors.

Posted by: Sal at November 25, 2020 01:19 PM (KTdeA)

629 Thanks for the gratitude. I spent a good portion of yesterday on my lanai also reviewing how much I have to be grateful for. It all began when I got sober 37 years ago next month.

Posted by: donnyf at November 25, 2020 01:21 PM (fTdo6)

630 Yes, it's time for gratitude.

1) My health -- I rarely get sick. I occasionally develop a pain of some kind, and when I do, I consider that this will be my permanent affliction, but it's always gone away.

2) My children. Yes, they all became Democrats like their mother, but they're all healthy and have never had run-ins with the law.

3) Our personal circumstances. Both my wife and I have jobs that are considered exempt from panic-induced shutdown, so our incomes didn't take a hit. We are able to continue paying off our mortgage, which means we have heat and shelter. We also did our part for the local economy by spending much more than usual on carryout meals.

4) For the peace that God has brought to me.

5) For the peace, insights, and laughter that Ace and the Horde have brought to me.

Yes, I give thanks.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 25, 2020 01:45 PM (Apbdw)

631 I join Dennis Prager in saying:

Baruch atah Adonai, eloheynu melech ha'olam, schecheyanu, v'kimanu, v'higyanu, lazman hazeh.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: 370H55V at November 25, 2020 01:49 PM (WusEB)

632 grateful for my family, especially my brother Vinnie, my health (and his) my part time gig, my lease, my writing outlets, my friends, and this blog.

I"m grateful for the time I had with my late husband (had a dream about him last night!) And with any friends who have passed.

Also for the time I spent with my "step-dog" Journey, who will be placed with a family as a service dog in a few weeks. He is the goodest boy.
and I'm thankful for president Donald John Trump and I pray daily that he will overcome the forces of evil and remain our president for a second term.

happy thanksgiving, all.
v

Posted by: vivi at November 25, 2020 01:50 PM (USW1s)

633 I'm grateful that I'm an introvert and, as a result, am not all that bothered by a lack of social interaction. But I have to admit that it's even getting tiresome for me.

Posted by: ruralbob at November 25, 2020 02:01 PM (PqKIk)

634 OM

Very nice.

Posted by: mnw at November 25, 2020 02:14 PM (Cssks)

635 Another moron -- mostly lurker -- very grateful for this blog, esp. Ace and the COBs. It's not often that you want to fire up the laptop computer and scroll through a feed, but you people are motivating. And I love the legendary commenters, not least BlueBell, AtC, Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing, and even -- from earlier days -- Alan (sp?) the "dedicated Tenther" whose go-to solution was always burn it down, scatter the stones, and salt the earth where the Establishment stood. You guys put a smile on my face.

Posted by: PaddyBeaner at November 25, 2020 02:14 PM (nl80Z)

636 Thanks for sharing your story. Mine is not too dissimilar. Also age 22 and 4 years of Jim Beam and pot had me in very dark place. Took long look at myself in a sober moment and went for the hail mary rather than be another statistic before I reached my 30th birthday. In my case it was enlisting in the AF. 26 years later I retired and entered pretty comfortable career with the skills and experience I had picked up (lots of people who don't have a military member or personal experience in the service don't realize how much work is required and why those bennies are earned beyond a shadow of a doubt).Met Mrs right along the way and will see our 36th anniversary next year. 3 good kids and one grandkid.No regrets is my biggest blessing. Living the enlisted life is a guarantee of salad days for the majority of the time in. Makes me appreciate the fatter years a whole lot more. Not always easy and not always fun but always pointed in the right direction. Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Posted by: Brad at November 25, 2020 02:25 PM (uc9+L)

637 The PragerU video is dead-on accurate. The story of how natives and Pilgrims eventually went to war in King Phillips War is a story of how both natives and Pilgrims became corrupted by the following two generations.
https://tinyurl.com/yyhqa3al


Posted by: Willie Stark at November 25, 2020 02:29 PM (kk8TL)

638 I'm grateful for God above, my brother beating cancer (twice!), a happy family, and all the smart, witty people here in the Horde.

Posted by: CarolinaGirl at November 25, 2020 02:30 PM (Kh9rg)

639 I am grateful to be a boomer (born in the 1950s). I can remember an America that the Gen Xers, Millennials, and Zers will never know. An American prior to LBJ and his so-called "Great Society". It was a time of innocence. How could we know that the "Great Society" had all the ingredients required to turn us into the 3rd world banana republic shithole that we are today? And although I am grateful for the memory of that America, I now grieve for the loss of her. She wasn't perfect by any means, but she was good.

Posted by: CyberCipher #BoomerLivesMatter at November 25, 2020 03:02 PM (++/pX)

640 All of the above.

Posted by: Linda Roberts at November 25, 2020 03:10 PM (QUWSg)

641 I am thankful for the sacrifice and salvation from our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed and sustained me for the past 40 years, giving me a wonderful family and friends, and especially you, the men and women of the Horde, who have amused and inspired me greatly over the last 10 years, including those I met at a SWOhMoMe way back in 2015. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Posted by: DynamiteDan at November 25, 2020 03:36 PM (su76E)

642 Unable to count all the blessings in my life, including God watching out for me and mine (now HIS) when we were in darkness without Him. Good to read about the Moron Meetup we who are His, will have in eternity, at His throne.

Blessings to all.

Posted by: Tim from Nashua: Saved Dec 5, 1993 at November 25, 2020 04:41 PM (fUm2i)

643 "who survived being shot down twice while in aircraft."


Where else would he be shot down? The pub?

Posted by: GWB at November 25, 2020 06:08 PM (QeP4Y)

644 Thanks for the reminder for Kielbasa and potatoes. Years ago I would make that regularly. Economical. But so good and fast and easy. Making it tomorrow. Oh, wait! Next week when the turkey is gone.

Posted by: Zekesmom at November 25, 2020 08:03 PM (F3GXg)

645 #219 Mongerel, no, I didn't do the tree; but now I need to find it...

Posted by: setnaffa at November 26, 2020 12:02 AM (eaJqd)

646 We love Jesus, our families & friends, & the USA, We are thankful for freedom and liberty. Blessings to the Oregon Muse and everyone at the Ace of Spades Hq. with whom we hold hands today in the spirit of truth, justice and love. Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: JKM at November 26, 2020 08:29 AM (t4AfI)

647 There are times when I just have to stop and wonder. How is it that things have happened so fast, and in some ways, have gone so wrong? And yet here I am, in the company of people--people I've never met!--who I think of as kindred. God bless you all

Posted by: Estoy Listo at November 26, 2020 08:11 PM (vLJM8)

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