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Thanksgiving Thread: Recipes, Plans, and Tips
Two suggestions:
If you want a low-carb egg nog, just buy DaVinci's Sugar Free Egg Nog Syrup. Add to heavy cream or half and half. Maybe add a little milk if you want the drink to be not so thick. Add a pinch or two of nutmeg and you're all set. You can get the syrup on Amazon. Probably too late to get it by Thanksgiving, but keep it in mind for Christmas. Second suggestion: Pumpkin sausage soup. This is one of the best soups I've ever had. I've never hunted, but this is the kind of soup you want when you get home in the pitch darkness of 6:00 pm and want to eat and warm up. I think of it as "Autumn in a Bowl." You can search online for different recipes, but here's the one I follow, more or less. Note: I tend to just free-hand everything so I'm always making stuff a little different every time. So I can't be specific about how much you need of some ingredients. But here's the approximate recipe: 1 pound mild Italian sausage meat. Easier if it's out of the casings, because you want it in crumbles. 1 box (16.9 fluid ounces, or one pound in weight) of bone broth, either chicken or beef, plus another box. You could substitute normal chicken broth here, but that's not as flavorful or as hearty. You're going to use at least one box of this, and probably like 1 1/2 boxes, but this depends on how thick you want the broth. 1 can (15 ounces) of pumpkin puree. About cup or cup and a half of diced onions About a cup of diced mushrooms Maybe 1 or 1 1/2 tablespoons of fresh garlic Salt, pepperDirections: Put butter or olive oil in cooking pot.. Heat it up. Add the sausage and cook. Before it's all the way cooked, add in chopped onion and chopped mushroom. As all the ingredients are getting close to being fully cooked, add in the garlic. Add salt and pepper. Mix together. Now add a full can of pumpkin puree and a full box of bone broth (16.9 ounces). Depending on how thick your soup looks -- and how think you want it -- you'll add in maybe another quarter box, or a half box, or maybe three quarters of the box. (At this point the broth starts getting too thin.) Optionally, you can also add in savory spices like thyme and rosemary. But the sausage itself is already well-spiced -- you can skip adding additional spices (apart from salt and pepper), or add in a little more savory flavor. Cook over a low heat for like an hour or ninety minutes, stirring occasionally.
I don't know if this is low carb. It's not high-carb, though. The main carb-contributing ingredient is pumpkin, and that's cut with at least a box of zero carb bone broth.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:17 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:18 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:18 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 05:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 24, 2020 05:18 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:18 PM (kTF2Z)
Going with Pumpkin Ravioli this year. Have never done this before. Should be fun. The rest of the menu is not yet complete. A pie of some sort. Probably apple.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2020 05:19 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 24, 2020 05:19 PM (tUvF0)
well, folks, this is the thing about history.
there's no prize for losing gracefully. Trump and his few allies (plus his real base of people who actually exist) have to fight because this is such complete bullshit.
we have scotus and we have the house state delegations.
fuck the fake news and double fuck the big tech monopoly. I said trump should've had the FEC swat raid jack for interference and unreported in-kind contributions.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:19 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: jwest at November 24, 2020 05:20 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:20 PM (yQpMk)
---> I revulsed, but then I recall that my Thanksgiving dinners sometimes had a chef who brought a pumpkin soup. Usually too sweet, but some sausage would change direction. So, on second though...interesting.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:20 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 05:20 PM (dNzKv)
My plans for Thanksgiving include:
-- breathing on people
-- singing on people
-- touching people
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (S+UIZ)
Cook fresh green beans whole in chicken stock or bone broth, maybe add some salt if the broth isn't salty enough. Drain them, top with shredded cheddar cheese (just a bit, not too much) and the onions.
So damned much better than any canned soup casserole.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2020 05:19 PM (sfhL4)
Sounds delicious.
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Roasted Sweet Potatoes with Apples + Cranberries
https://tinyurl.com/hmyx4a5
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (bDqIh)
Trust me. People say it's a BBQ sauce, and it is, but it's not intended for pork. It's for poultry. And it is fantastic on smoked, grilled, or roasted birds.
Arguably the most regional BBQ sauce I'm aware of.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Irish Democracy at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (x3HuE)
Single malt scotch with a single malt backer with a single malt chaser.
Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacem, Pac Bellum) at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (N3El/)
But I'm especially looking forward to taking the turkey carcass and doing the annual "Bird to the Last Drop" Alton Brown recipe. But I do it with one modification. Alton uses 2 qts vegetable broth. I like to do 1 qt vegetable, 1 qt chicken broth instead.
Mmmm, mmmm good.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (ZSK0i)
Ribeye roast
Stuffing
Baked beans
Roasted herb potatoes
Cranberry dressing
Pumpkin pie
We're going to have it either tomorrow or Monday. Shows in Conroe this weekend and we have to go up there Thursday to get the gypsy encampment set up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: db at November 24, 2020 05:21 PM (E0PSG)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5e36m5
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:20 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (PwDhe)
In theory, I should love it. Eggs, heavy cream - should be a no-brainer for me.
But, no. Can't stand the stuff.
Pass.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (4tiP2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 24, 2020 05:19 PM (tUvF0)
That's just mean.
I used to like rum and Coke, but I forgot how to make it.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (hku12)
there's no sweetener in this and pumpkin is not sweet on its own. It's a gourd.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (r+sAi)
>>>I think of it as "Autumn in a Bowl."
I prefer Autumn in the sack.
Posted by: flounder
Make it "Autumn On A Stick" and you'll have my interest.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (Q3HWQ)
Combine contents of pouch with 2 cups of water and 2 TBSP butter, microwave for 5 minutes, fluff with fork before serving.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (TdMsT)
Autumn In A Blanket
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (S+UIZ)
---> is this the proper name for BBQ white sauces? Are there differences?
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: Desultory joe at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (L9P9s)
Interesting! What kind of sauce, or some kind of flavored oil?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (Zmnko)
Follow me for more recipes.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (kTF2Z)
__________
Cheetos life hack!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (H5knJ)
And apple pie is the only true pie. But Pecan pie can come sit by me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (KnJdm)
Pass.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (4tiP2)
Have you tried adding more whiskey?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (g8hDo)
Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too High To Reach Otherwise at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (qpX6U)
Anyway, am I too late for the daily Star Trek symposium?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (DMUuz)
Step 1 load a bunch of libs onto a helicopter. Step 2 fly the helicopter very high. Step 3...
Repeat until you get the desired consistency.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (SScvq)
Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (22mNy)
If I had time to spare, I would totes make my own crispy onions. But I went store-bought for that.
Everything else is scratch.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (KnJdm)
We peeled 340 lbs of apples.
Posted by: jwest at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (SNcyB)
I remember eating at Big Bob Gibson's back in the '60s but I swear I don't remember the white sauce.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (RQzdK)
We are doing Moroccan leg of lamb, middle Eastern rice pilaf with nuts and fruits, and North African brussel sprouts.
Posted by: Large Hardon Collider at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (ZgDVZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (dNzKv)
And apple pie is the only true pie. But Pecan pie can come sit by me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (KnJdm)
We peeled 340 lbs of apples.
Posted by: jwest at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (/BlEx)
That's a lot of apples.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (KnJdm)
Dow closed above 30K today.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (22mNy)
It's because Bidet is prez now.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (MMvmy)
2) place in fridge overnight
3) open and consume, alternating with vodka gimlets
4) repeat step 3 until passed out
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (DTX3h)
I'd have done it this year but I screwed up and forgot a couple key ingredients. Combine that with the governor shutting down the local Albertsons and well...
So, I'm trying an alternative brine which leans on some apple cider for additional flavor:
https://tinyurl.com/AppleCdrBrn
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (ZSK0i)
I'm working on Friday, and that is when I will have my turkey, mashed, corn, rolls, stuffing and gravy.
And for the weekend, I will take the leftovers, put them atop little squares of pastry dough, add a touch of cranberry sauce, fold them up into squares, brush melted butter over the top, then bake them in the oven until ready.
Thanksgiving Hot Pockets, if you will, without the added nickelfuckery of Jim Gaffigan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Max Power at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (9sWOw)
One of the best soups I've ever had is a "Butternut Squash and Italian Sausage" one. Everyone I serve it to agrees.
You can find the recipe at Emeril Lagasse's web site.
Posted by: Javems at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Bacon, and the bacon grease that cooked off of it.
Dried bread torn in smallish chunks. Don't care what kind.
Chicken or turkey stock, enough to keep it moist.
Fresh parsley, Sage, Thyme, Basil, Pepper, a little salt but not much because of the bacon and stock.
Celery, chopped.
Mushrooms, chopped, if you like them.
Giblets, simmered in water and then picked off the neck bones, and chopped.
The amounts of any or all of these doesn't much matter so long as it isn't soupy. Stuff it in the bird and put the rest on a covered pan in the oven.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (okGHj)
---> is this the proper name for BBQ white sauces? Are there differences?
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (8jX9u)
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I'm not familiar with any other white BBQ sauces, but I'm betting if someone is serving/selling it at a restaurant, it's derived from this. The original was from a place called Big Bob Gibsons. As I understood it they'd smoke birds and glaze them with the sauce and serve it with the plate for pouring or dipping.
Now it's so ubiquitous on the border of Alabama and Tennessee that no one even uses a recipe.
If you try it, the thing to remember is to make it the night before. It improves overnight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: Voter theater. at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (WbAOU)
Posted by: Flyover at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (Rbu5d)
nah.
also, I eat this stuff for a week. Turkey and stuffing sandwiches.
When it's a full week of food, you have to keep it somewhat low carb.
i already gained weight from the endless shutdown.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (nuqdl)
---
I really don't know how to describe it. It was like the turkeys mounted a counter-attack. It was almost as if they were... organized!
Posted by: Les Nessman at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (kXKj8)
male presstitute (Jon Karl?): "Speaking of pardons, before leaving office, will you be issuing a pardon for yourself?"
and
female presstitute (Kaitlin Collins?): "Mr. President, did you invite President-Elect Biden?"
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (5y+CM)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: BluesFish at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (WQZ1O)
Lost the recipe. I always toast the pecans.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (CLteG)
As God as my witness....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 05:28 PM (Q3HWQ)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:28 PM (nuqdl)
THIS
My aunt would make a pumpkin chiffon pie (puree, vanilla pudding, whipped cream) with a gingersnap crush, and freeze it, which is so much lighter and better than regular pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 05:28 PM (bDqIh)
Sausage Muffins
1 cup of Bisquick, 1 lb cooked sausage, 4 eggs beaten, & 1 cup of shredded Cheddar cheese.
Fill muffin tins
350 degrees
20 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 05:28 PM (BJLVZ)
Stuffing without walnuts is an abomination.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (kTF2Z)
Very well. Autumn stuffed with walnuts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:28 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:28 PM (SNcyB)
Mashed potatoes and giblet gravy
Corn casserole
Roasted brussel sprouts with dried cranberries and pecans
Sweet potato pie
Homemade cranberry sauce
Rolls
Homemade pumpkin pie
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:28 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Archer at November 24, 2020 05:28 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (yQpMk)
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A friend knew someone who worked there. The secret for the glaze was to slather the sauce on and then put the bird in a cooler. Somehow that gave it the sheen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (x3HuE)
Should be fun.
Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (9sWOw)
Isn't that what the POWs ate in Von Ryan's Express?
Posted by: Archer at November 24, 2020 05:28 PM (gmo/4)
_________
Sausage-free pumpkin sausage soup.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: And with good reason, I must say at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: clutch at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (nUhF0)
Cook turkey in 150 degree oven for one hour. Then rub it with a turtle.
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: And with good reason, I must say at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (BBWrU)
__
And the public will show its anger by voting for Dems only 87.2% instead of the usual 88.3%. That'll teach 'em.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Adrienne at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (lVcuh)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (oAY8z)
And apple pie is the only true pie. But Pecan pie can come sit by me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (KnJdm)
We peeled 340 lbs of apples.
Posted by: jwest at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (/BlEx)
That's a lot of apples.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (KnJdm)
When he says "we" he means the dozen or so illegal Mexicans in the restaurant kitchen who he's paying two bucks an hour...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (mht8P)
......
He makes a mean lasagna, just make sure the smoke detectors are working.
Posted by: wth at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (v0R5T)
And you'd be wrong, at least around these parts. I had to look hard to find one as small as 13 lbs this year. Normally I can find one around 10 or so. The rest were all big brutes...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:31 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:31 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:31 PM (R3uW8)
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Well done. This is why we (you) hunt. I want to want to hunt, but cutting open a living thing has limited appeal to me. Unless it's wearing an Antifa shirt.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Super Spreader of Bullshit at November 24, 2020 05:31 PM (7Fj9P)
---> you know the solution, we're going to need more foreigners voting
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:31 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:31 PM (PwDhe)
Hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:31 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (yQpMk)
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Yeah, people eat it on pork but it doesn't compliment it. Turkey or chicken? Sublime. And as easy as just setting it out as a dipping sauce, although I tend to pour mine onto my stuffing and have it all with some canberry sauce, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (x3HuE)
whipped cream) with a gingersnap crush, and freeze it, which is so much
lighter and better than regular pumpkin pie."
I'm just the opposite, I like my pumpkin pie so dense it bends my fork when I lift it to my mouth.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (4thlk)
few years back, he sent all of his commenters (the cool ones, anyways) Kaboom! bars for the holidays
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (oAY8z)
pumpkin pie.
also, i've been making quiche lorraine lately.
Low carb crusts.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: IC - Call me Madam President-Elect at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (Nyumu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (kTF2Z)
I hate pumpkin pie
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (Zmnko)
the best pecan pie is made with pine nuts
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:31 PM (R3uW
Burn the witch!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (7sidJ)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
The beasts are usually dead by the time the gutting starts.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (kTF2Z)
Got a link to the recipe?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (KnJdm)
And you'd be wrong, at least around these parts. I had to look hard to find one as small as 13 lbs this year. Normally I can find one around 10 or so. The rest were all big brutes...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (ZSK0i)
Possibly because the small ones had been bought up?
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (lPeix)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (nuqdl)
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Are you doing the one with almond flour and coconut oil, or something else?
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (W2Pud)
---> now is not the time to lose with dignity. Fight with savagery.
I hope Trump's legal team isn't as dumb as they're acting. How long did it take Gore to get to SCOTUS in 2000?
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM (Zmnko)
That's what we pick up here. I had no idea growing up that they were anything except cranberries. Kinda an Alaska thing. But we have our share of Swedes.
The Athabaskans along the Yukon River used to say there were three kinds of white men: White Men, Black White Men, and Swedes.
Not sure how that works out, but it sounds....interesting.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (nxdel)
Especially since my birthday month is coming next month.
Me n' Jesus.
We be mates. We share a birthday month.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Definitely toasted pecans!
My go-to recipe has a small bit of semi-sweet chocolate chips that melt into the filling and it's just enough to make it interesting without recognizing the chocolate flavor.
https://tinyurl.com/yyru8kr7
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 05:27 PM
Which go wonderfully with Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk soup.
Posted by: Thorvald at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (DMUuz)
Green beans with vinegar
Garden saladJello moldDinner rolls
Banana BreadZucchini BreadApple PiePumpkin Pie
And I do all the cooking so the wife doesn't have to.
Posted by: Archer at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Warlord Someguy
---> I wasn't going to say it.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (8jX9u)
Like a real man.
...
eggs, bacon, cheese and onions
it's the Tom Selleck of quiches
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (8jX9u)
three weeks.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (7sidJ)
Good question. But the wife and I got on it relatively early and the freezer case was just chock full of the big monsters.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (ZSK0i)
Especially since my birthday month is coming next month.
Me n' Jesus.
We be mates. We share a birthday month.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (Zz0t1)
With a couple of notable exceptions, 2020 has totally blown goats.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (nakwk)
I might have to try the soup.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (TdMsT)
He just doesn't eat.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (Ojki1)
Unofficial election results were displaying incorrectly briefly today due to an uploading error that posted Greenlee County's results multiple times while uploading write-in candidate info. The error has been corrected.
"Today's temporary error in the unofficial Arizona results (that has been fixed) is apparently brought to you by Predictit."
Posted by: Could have picked up some easy money at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (BBWrU)
Should be fun.
Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (9sWOw)
Your sister.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (Q3HWQ)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (PwDhe)
She can no longer eat sausage of any type.
She's got it coming out both ends for the next day or 2.
It saddens me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (7sidJ)
They should set up shop on Rumble.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (Q3HWQ)
~~~~~
Are there Pine Barrens in Cali also, or did you go from the frying pan into the fire?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (SNcyB)
yeah almond flour. I keep wondering if I can throw some pork rind panko in the mix to reduce the carbs further.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (nuqdl)
also, i've been making quiche lorraine lately.
Low carb crusts.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:32 PM (nuqdl)
You don't need any type of crust for quiche Lorraine.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (jOcSX)
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles
/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers
remove space. this article makes me laugh out loud every time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (r+sAi)
1 bag cranberries
1 thin skinned orange
1/3-1/2 C. sugar.
Cut up the orange in chunks. Put it and the cranberries in the food processor and pulse until desired consistency (not too fine). Stir in the sugar. Refrigerate overnight.
Some people add nuts or spices, but why mess with perfection?
Posted by: Sal at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (KTdeA)
Anyway, am I too late for the daily Star Trek symposium?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 24, 2020 05:24 PM (DMUuz)
Michelle should have told you, they are on the top shelf at Target.
Just don't ask her to reach them for you. It could get ugly.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (yQpMk)
Step two: Eat Cheetos.
Follow me for more recipes.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Ok.
That shit's funny right there.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Also I can't wait for the pie. Pie is the perfect food, the height of civilization. If you don't agree, that's just fake news.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (r+sAi)
That sounds downright decent...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (ZSK0i)
She can no longer eat sausage of any type.
She's got it coming out both ends for the next day or 2.
It saddens me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Ah, cholecystectomy. I know a couple of people who've had that. Bummer about the diet modification.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (nakwk)
She can no longer eat sausage of any type.
She's got it coming out both ends for the next day or 2.
It saddens me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I had my gall bladder out and had zero effects of that sort. And my doctor said, no, you should have fewer problems, because stuff (not his words) will just go straight on through. Yay, me?
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (PwDhe)
We don't know that Ace cooks. This could be fictional.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (PwDhe)
Ace Thanksgiving:
- Water- Bone broth- A heaping, helping of shelf-envy- Stale Kaboom! for dessert
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (KnJdm)
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Is this an actual product or just a white-trash crumble up pork skins onto things?
Because I've done that before, but imma buy that if it's a product.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (x3HuE)
Regarding the pumpkin soup, I have a recipe for butternut squash soup with sausage and crispy sage that I make in the Instant Pot that sounds similar. It is likely more work, but excellent.
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (0tmoY)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (nxdel)
......
Your computer cooks?
Posted by: wth at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (v0R5T)
It saddens me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
That saddens all of us.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (oh+79)
My mom is making coconut rice and jollof rice for my nephew. I usually have to stay away from those because my mom is a ridiculously good cook, and once I start with the rice, it's like I have a bottomless pit for a stomach. Not at all conducive to GAINZZZZ.
I'll have some on Thursday but will make the nephew take the leftovers back to his place.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (9hauA)
With a couple of notable exceptions, 2020 has totally blown goats.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (nakwk)
I fought it as long as I could, but yes. I agree totally.
2020 can eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)
She can no longer eat sausage of any type.
She's got it coming out both ends for the next day or 2.
It saddens me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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I had mine removed decades ago.
I still eat sausage.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (RU4sa)
Not sure how that works out, but it sounds....interesting.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (okGHj)
Anglos, Dark haired scandis, light haired scandis?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (jOcSX)
That sounds great!
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (PwDhe)
Wouldn't that just be an omelet?
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (yQpMk)
More like a frittata...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (RU4sa)
Almond meal and butter with a touch of cinnamon makes a great crust for low carb cheesecake.. Meal not flour
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (nUhF0)
I think it is a great idea.
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (zr5Kq)
no you don't but i likes me a crust
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (nuqdl)
Having been gluten fre for many years, I determine that often no crust is better (and easier) than a modified crust.
However, pumpkin pie crust made with crushed gluten-free ginger snaps is divine.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (TdMsT)
They love to cook.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (5FCda)
Oh. Those people.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (SNcyB)
I must be in the holiday spirit or some shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nakwk)
Crust is 2 c. flour, 2/3 c. shortening or lard, 1 t. salt (or less if you want it sweet), and 1/3 c. cold water.
For the insides: 6 nice apples, I use granny smith and fuji together, for sweet and sour. 3/4 c. brown sugar, 1 t. cinnamon, 1/2 t. nutmeg, 1/4 t. cloves, 3 or 4 T. tapioca or a couple of T flour, and a splash of lemon juice to keep the apples nice and balance the sugar.
Stack 'em high and put the top crust on. Bakes at 450 for 15 minutes and then 350 for 45 minutes, or until it bubbles over and makes a mess.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (okGHj)
it's a real product, we use them in place of breadcrumb panko, for example, in making low carb chicken parmesan
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nuqdl)
I had mine removed decades ago.
I still eat sausage.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (RU4sa)
I'm told everyone reacts differently when they have it removed.
My bud's wife can't eat iceberg lettuce. Any other lettuce is fine, just not iceberg.
My wife would spend DAYS on the toilet not knowing what the cause was prior to having it removed. She's MUCH better now, but there are a few things that set her off, sausage being one of them.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Step 1: Use it to mix-in copious amounts of hard alcohol to your eggnog.
Step 2: Beat the turkey senseless, before plucking feathers.
Posted by: ShainS at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (MBJRN)
Posted by: golfman at November 24, 2020 05:40 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (sGotD
Nope, still in California for the foreseeable future since all family is here. I just really like that sopranos episode.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 24, 2020 05:40 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:34 PM (nxdel)
......
Your computer cooks?
Posted by: wth at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (v0R5T)
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the reason Hot Pockets were invented.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:40 PM (ZSK0i)
I've made some "sweet Italian" sausage, meaning it's not too spicy, from venison. Several pounds in freeezer.
And we have tons of butternut squash, so this is a go!
Posted by: MarkY at November 24, 2020 05:40 PM (Rk3zP)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (nuqdl)
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I've never tried that, but I did the almond flour/coconut oil crust from Elana's Pantry one year for my GF daughter. It turned out okay, but you have to roll it out between two pieces of waxed paper. And be sure to set the pie plate on a cookie sheet when you bake it because the coconut oil melts and drips off the edge.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:40 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Antifa wanted much more at November 24, 2020 05:40 PM (BBWrU)
I still eat sausage.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (RU4sa)
I got better.
Posted by: SMH's Gall Bladder at November 24, 2020 05:40 PM (KnJdm)
You mean like in the Alton Brown recipe? You definitely need to open some windows and disconnect the smoke detectors but it has the effect of melting out a lot of the fat right under the skin so the skin can cook up nice and crispy. Just don't stick it in the oven and walk away or take a nap.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (qc+VF)
I had mine removed decades ago.
I still eat sausage.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (RU4sa)
I'm told everyone reacts differently when they have it removed.
My bud's wife can't eat iceberg lettuce. Any other lettuce is fine, just not iceberg.
My wife would spend DAYS on the toilet not knowing what the cause was prior to having it removed. She's MUCH better now, but there are a few things that set her off, sausage being one of them.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)
This is fascinating to me; I did not know about this sort of outcome at all.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (PwDhe)
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Huh...the things one learns here.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (0tmoY)
That sounds sort of Emeril's soup. He uses fried, crisp, sage leaves as a garnish.
Posted by: Javems at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (8SSHh)
I must be in the holiday spirit or some shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nakwk)
LOL!
But, that said, we ARE married.......
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (lPeix)
Pretty much. My cruise in February and the Texas MoMe were the only good things.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (nxdel)
I just made low carb cheesecake for the first time. I screwed up on the crust -- I added in All Spice.
It makes the crust taste like it should be part of a pumpkin pie. It totally screws up your expectations of what you'll be tasting. Ruins it, really.
Next time it will just be cinammon
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (nuqdl)
2020 can eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Just wait.
Posted by: 2021 at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (hOMhY)
The folks usually come down but just can't this year. I'll be whipping up my own meal. Not doing a whole turkey of course but just parts. 3 legs, a couple of small breasts, and a thigh. Some sweet and russert potatos. Stuffing in a box. various veggies, etc. I'll be using all my kitchen tools to do it; oven, stove, crockpot, microwave. I already baked a pumpkin pie. Need some ice cream. I'll get that tomorrow. All in all, I won't starve.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (9ONq1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (xPl2J)
Crap, that's right Thanksgiving has daytime football. I'm a get stuck breaking my streak of not watching football as my brother always has it on on Thanksgiving...though oddly he has claimed to hate pro sports for year now and doesn't watch it otherwise to my knowledge.
*sigh*
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (Ojki1)
My job will be to entertain the g-babies.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (RU4sa)
You drew the right straw, {{{SMH}}}!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (TdMsT)
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Huh...the things one learns here.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (RU4sa)
Seriously! It would be hard to describe the knowledge base we have here.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (PwDhe)
So much fun. Remembering when we used to help our mom with Thanksgiving.
We made whole berry cranberry sauce. We used the same recipe every year, even though we knew the sugar proportion wasn't right. So, we'd be standing around the pan with our spoons, testing the sauce for sweet/tartness and eating about a third of it.
Good times.
Posted by: Sal at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (xPl2J)
No Macy's parade
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (Zmnko)
Things Aren't What They Seem
Overall Deaths (any cause) 2018: 2.8M
Overall Deaths (any cause) in 2020 (317 days in): 2.5M
That's one helluva "pandemic."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (S+UIZ)
Huh...the things one learns here.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (RU4sa)
Why it's the best place on the internet.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)
1T lemon juice
1T lime juice
1/4 t. cinnamon
Toss with cut up fruit and enjoy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 24, 2020 05:33 PM (7sidJ)
___
Are they saying we are NOT all going to die? LIARS!!
Posted by: Asshoes at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Kamala at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (kXKj8)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (9Om/r)
That's the spirit!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (9hauA)
1T lime juice
1/4 t. cinnamon
Toss with cut up fruit and enjoy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (okGHj)
Now do a vodka drink with the same ingredients.
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Stack 'em high and put the top crust on. Bakes at 450 for 15 minutes and then 350 for 45 minutes, or until it bubbles over and makes a mess.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (okGHj)
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Ever make them in a cast iron skillet? Mmm...
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Very, very funny! My husband actually laughs out loud at it.
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (cF8AT)
It makes the crust taste like it should be part of a pumpkin pie. It totally screws up your expectations of what you'll be tasting. Ruins it, really.
Next time it will just be cinammon
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (nuqdl)
I don't like allspice.
I don't like cajun allspice either.
Flavors are just off-putting to me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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also, don't do this...
a family member tried the recipe and another FM was upset that it got smokey because the drippings were burning in the roasting pan, so he threw water into the roasting pan (you know, the two pan system, slotted top, pan bottom)...
This vaporized the water and grease into a house full of greasy steam that took forever to dissipate. Glad it wasn't my house because that shit settled everywhere.
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Hunter Biteme at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (ZgDVZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (9sWOw)
Hunting near a nuke plant?
Posted by: db at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Akua Makana at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (YkUJb)
Pretty much. My cruise in February and the Texas MoMe were the only good things.
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (nxdel)
2020 can kiss my ass. Begone!
In further lovely news, I could use a prayer, if you're so inclined, for a health-related matter.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: And with good reason, I must say at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (BBWrU)
Clamp down harder. That always works.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (TdMsT)
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lol...I didn't have much to do with that.
Being that it'll be my birthday also, the fact that she's actually doing Thanksgiving this year is almost shocking.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Yum! There's some real decadence in there.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (xPl2J)
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Thanksgiving proper? Charlie Brown special, maybe. Thanksgiving general vicinity? The Iron Bowl.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (/669Q)
She can no longer eat sausage of any type.
She's got it coming out both ends for the next day or 2.
It saddens me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
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That happened to me too; fatty foods were a killer. Doc gave me a Rx for Cholestyramine and it helped tremendously. (It's a powder that you mix with liquid of choice.) After a while (year or two?) I didn't need it anymore. It worked so well and I was so excited that on the second day of taking it, I treated myself to fettuccine alfredo and had no problem.
Definitely have her ask her doctor about it.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (sGotD)
I mean, the real oven is sitting right here.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (hku12)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (PwDhe)
If it takes a village to raise a child, could you imagine what a child raised by a Horde village would be like?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)
lol...I didn't have much to do with that.
Being that it'll be my birthday also, the fact that she's actually doing Thanksgiving this year is almost shocking.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (RU4sa)
Early happy birthday, SMH! I hope the whole day is glorious.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nuqdl)
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Thanks. BRB
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)
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You too, huh?
Pray for me, I'll pray for you, heh.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (RU4sa)
Now, is that enough recipes? Are you ready to get cooking?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (9Om/r)
I expect to see the full story on the front page of at least your local newspaper.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (nakwk)
I think I will keep her.
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (xPl2J)
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There's a Mecum auction (classic cars) marathon on NBSCN.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (kXKj8)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: The Barrel at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (SNcyB)
And apple pie is the only true pie. But Pecan pie can come sit by me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:23 PM (KnJdm)
We peeled 340 lbs of apples.
Posted by: jwest at November 24, 2020 05:25 PM (/BlEx)
That's a lot of apples.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:26 PM (KnJdm)
When he says "we" he means the dozen or so illegal Mexicans in the restaurant kitchen who he's paying two bucks an hour...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:30 PM (nakwk)
Just beating the rush to hire the better illegals at $2 before Bidet legalizes them and the price goes up.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)
Prayer sent, {{{Ladyl}}}.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (9ONq1)
One of my most favorite memories of Thanksgiving was the meal at 82nd Division Mess in about 19**.
Those guys put on a show.
Yeah.
I'm 29+.
Posted by: golfman at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (hOMhY)
98 "L.A. County Supervisor Janice Hahn says she has never experienced the kind of public blowback she's dealing with now after Dr. Ferrer's decision to restrict outdoor dining at restaurants. Says public is losing faith & trust in the decisions the county is making."
Posted by: And with good reason, I must say at November 24, 2020 05:29 PM (BBWrU)
But the "election" told us that this type of stuff WON.
And it "won" big in California, they tell us.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (PwDhe)
If it takes a village to raise a child, could you imagine what a child raised by a Horde village would be like?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)
Damien...
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Me Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (6VvuD)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (lPeix)
Hopefully we can facetime with him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (W2Pud)
Very, very funny! My husband actually laughs out loud at it.
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (cF8AT)
I'm a fan of Brit comedies. Not sure if I've seen "Peep Show", I'll have to check it out.
My fave is "Blackadder", especially seasons 2 and 3. Rowan Atkinson plays the lead, Edmund Blackadder. The show covers different era's in English history.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (o+znz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (9Om/r)
Where are you moving?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (PwDhe)
If it takes a village to raise a child, could you imagine what a child raised by a Horde village would be like?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)
Pure. Fucking. Awesome.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (6VvuD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (9ONq1)
That happened to me too; fatty foods were a killer. Doc gave me a Rx for Cholestyramine and it helped tremendously. (It's a powder that you mix with liquid of choice.) After a while (year or two?) I didn't need it anymore. It worked so well and I was so excited that on the second day of taking it, I treated myself to fettuccine alfredo and had no problem.
Definitely have her ask her doctor about it.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (sGotD)
I will mention that and see what reaction I get.
Much appreciated!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
I think I will keep her.
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (w7KSn)
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Ooh, I love stuffed peppers! Thanks for mentioning that. I think I'll make them tomorrow night.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (/669Q)
There was a time in the late 90's when duck was all the rage so we made duck which turned out to be a disaster.
Hoping the pot roast goes well.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (5y+CM)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nuqdl)
"We"???
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (SNcyB)
This is Mom's 100th Thanksgiving. She's been spooked by the fake dempanic news, but insisting we have our small family dinner. Yay, Mom!
It's supposed to be easy on her - the rest of us doing all the work. We just might be able to get her to just manage the clipboard and direct, not go hands-on. Maybe.
Meanwhile, bird and dressing and pies and so on are being prepared. We re-stocked her liquor cabinet last week. So, the important things are about ready.
Naturally, we'll all be seated at separate tables, ten feet apart, behind plastic shields, outside, and wearing masks and goggles and gloves. Oh, wait, wait, we're in a free state. Inside, then, engaging in dangerous frivolity and naked camaraderie.
And thankfulness, for so very much.
Happy Thanksgiving, Ace, and Morons!
mindful & milady webworker & clan
_____
Linked in nic: New webwork
Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving 2020
Posted by: mindful webworker
Trump Won in a Landslide!
at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (NJ+n1)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT) "
Prayers out. Praise Jesus.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 05:48 PM (lPeix)
https://youtu.be/o4YmvQt29ko
Actually, I'm supposed to get Scappi's cookbook for Christmas, and I'll probably try to cook from it as much as I can in 2021.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 24, 2020 05:48 PM (jOcSX)
Enjoy your day like YOU want, not how THEY want.
We do have lots to be thankful for.
Posted by: four seasons at November 24, 2020 05:48 PM (PisyI)
She can no longer eat sausage of any type.
She's got it coming out both ends for the next day or 2.
It saddens me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Ah, cholecystectomy. I know a couple of people who've had that. Bummer about the diet modification.
Posted by: Insomniac
Been there, done that. Luckily, I only get heartburn.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2020 05:48 PM (TIFWI)
If it takes a village to raise a child, could you imagine what a child raised by a Horde village would be like?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)
It would be one witty, sharp shooting mo fo, I would imagine.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 05:48 PM (9hauA)
In further lovely news, I could use a prayer, if you're so inclined, for a health-related matter.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)
---
You too, huh?
Pray for me, I'll pray for you, heh.
Posted by: SMH
I'll pray for both of you.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 05:48 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 05:48 PM (6VvuD)
Ham w/ some sort of spicy mustard glaze.
Dressing
Mashed potatoes
Sweet potato dish
Fresh Blueberry/cranberry sauce
The green stuff - don't ask...family tradition and I love it.
DIL is bringing a salad
Daughter is bringing some vegetable thingy
Rolls
Sweet Potato pie
Apple/Pecan/Pumpkin pies - ordered them.
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (R3uW
If I wanted pine nuts, I'd drink gin/turpentine.
*spit
Posted by: golfman at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (hOMhY)
Allergy free mashed potatoes...
5lbs of russets, cooked til very soft.
A 1/2 stick of vegan butter (check the label for the top 8 allergy free one)
A huge glug of olive oil
Salt - don't go light
Rice milk - don't forget to shake the container
Mash it all together with an old fashioned masher...keep adding rice milk til it's beautifully smooth. No one can tell the difference between this and the real thing...
Posted by: Nova local at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (fd9Za)
Of course!
And SMH as well. You ladies know if ya need anything let me know, right?
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (R3uW
That's interesting, as I've heard the best pine nut pie is made with apples.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (o+znz)
We bought one of those screw-drive corer/peelers recently. That thing was worth every penny.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (SNcyB)
1T lime juice
1/4 t. cinnamon
Toss with cut up fruit and enjoy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (okGHj)
Now do a vodka drink with the same ingredients.
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (zr5Kq)
Oooh, drunken fruit salad. Probably only for the adults, but still. Yum.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (ZSK0i)
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Hakuna frittata? Wait, that's made with lion meat. Never mind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:46 (Ez6QX)
And Sponge will soak up all that barrely goodness.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2020 05:41 PM (9ONq1)
One of my most favorite memories of Thanksgiving was the meal at 82nd Division Mess in about 19**.
Those guys put on a show.
Yeah.
I'm 29+.
Posted by: golfman
I'll be at the Pentagon and the food will be cooked by civilians so it should be pretty decent. I recall my USAF Thanksgivings. They were all pretty good.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (9ONq1)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)
*lights black candles*
*prepares goat for sacrifice*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (1Yy3c)
We bought one of those screw-drive corer/peelers recently. That thing was worth every penny.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (x3HuE)
I have one that fits on my Kitchen-Aide Mixer.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (ZSK0i)
Yeah, they're sort of my go-to things to make, so I'll make them all!
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (jOcSX)
Hopefully we can facetime with him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (W2Pud)
Nurse--I must have misunderstood--I thought you and your other son were flying out to spend Thanksgiving with Marine Ratched?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (PwDhe)
If it takes a village to raise a child, could you imagine what a child raised by a Horde village would be like?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)
Damien...
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Huck Finn
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nxdel)
Most pine ranchers want them to continue breeding.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (nakwk)
(I know about the slice WITH the pie, but this seemed to be prepared together)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (R3uW
.......
Many parts are edible.
Posted by: wth at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (SNcyB)
The worst part is not seeing the CA grandson in person.
But we will Zoom with the kids for a bit.
47 years and I've never cooked a turkey.
I bought one of those breast in a bag things, so we will see.
If it's a disaster, we still have lots of good sides.
For dessert: pecan pie or apple pear crisp.
Posted by: Sal at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (KTdeA)
259 Ohhhh Sponge...
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:46 (Ez6QX)
And Sponge will soak up all that barrely goodness.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (99Nt9)
Someone better not forget to baste him.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (KnJdm)
*prepares goat for sacrifice*
*puts shot glass of whiskey on Saban Shrine*
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (yQpMk)
*lights black candles*
*prepares goat for sacrifice*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nakwk)
Cool.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)
*lights black candles*
*prepares goat for sacrifice*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nakwk)
*Draws pentagram on floor*
*In blood*
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (nakwk)
Is that the official term? I should probably know that since I had mine out about 25 years ago. I've never had any problems tolerating any specific food.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (Ez6QX)
Ace: Fuck
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM (kTF2Z)
The floor is just your bottom most shelf really.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (R3uW
.......
Many parts are edible.
Posted by: wth at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (v0R5T)
OK, Euell Gibbons.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (nakwk)
it's a real product, we use them in place of breadcrumb panko, for example, in making low carb chicken parmesan
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:39 PM (nuqdl)
Ace is speaking in the plural.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (PwDhe)
And they're dirt cheap!
I only got a week in, though. I gave up.
I think it's a good idea, though. Other people recommend it. The guiding notion is that eggs will be the primary ingredient in every meal you eat. You can have other stuff with the eggs, but the eggs are always the main thing.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (TdMsT)
Believe that was Christmas.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (PwDhe)
The royal "We."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (lPeix)
Hopefully we can facetime with him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 05:47 PM (W2Pud)
Nurse--I must have misunderstood--I thought you and your other son were flying out to spend Thanksgiving with Marine Ratched?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (TdMsT)
I don't know about elsewhere, but here military personnel are on a sort of limited lockdown, so no gatherings outside immediate family. Frustrating, because I usually invite some strays for Thanksgiving but this year they aren't allowed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (okGHj)
In further lovely news, I could use a prayer, if you're so inclined, for a health-related matter.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)
Prayer ascending Ladyl.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (5FCda)
For certain they would learn to shoot and to cook. That ain't bad.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (SNcyB)
My dad always made apple pie with them, way too many of them, and I can't stand them to this day.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (x3HuE)
Put kraut about an inch deep in any size pan.
Layer corned beef or pastrami as thick as you like on top.
Then swiss on top of that drizzled with Russian or 1000 Island.
Bake uncovered at 350 until it's bubbly and the cheese browns a little.
Cut in squares to fit your bread.
Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (PwDhe)
If it takes a village to raise a child, could you imagine what a child raised by a Horde village would be like?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)
Damien...
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Huck Finn
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 24, 2020 05:50 PM (AiZBA)
Johnny Quest with a bad attitude.
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (o+znz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (x3HuE)
My job will be to entertain the g-babies.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:38 PM (RU4sa)
Yay! Glad things seem to be going better.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (nuqdl)
I've fallen into a habit of making a four-egg cheese omelet for lunch every day during the week. Cheap, quick, and I can throw other stuff in it to create some variety.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (jOcSX)
*prepares goat for sacrifice*
*puts shot glass of whiskey on Saban Shrine*
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (yQpMk)
You sure that wasn't JoBu?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (okGHj)
i dunno.
saffron's ridiculously expensive. They charge by the thread. It's like $12 for three threads.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (nuqdl)
You too, huh?
Pray for me, I'll pray for you, heh.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (RU4sa)
You've got it, dear Sister-of-the-Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl a
Christmas
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (R3uW
It's been a few years since I got one, but the folks at the Pie-O-Neer in Pie Town, NM did a fairly mean apple pie with pine nuts and Hatch chilis.
Nuts. After checking, they're closed.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:36 PM
Just a tiara.
Posted by: Bert G at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (9ONq1)
I was 8? Active duty took care of things then.
Only 24 years removed from WW2.
Back then they even baked bread on Fort Bragg.
Posted by: golfman at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (hOMhY)
*prepares goat for sacrifice*
*puts shot glass of whiskey on Saban Shrine*
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (yQpMk)
You sure that wasn't JoBu?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (okGHj)
Jobu gets cigar. And rum.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (PwDhe)
Ricky Henderson likes to speak in the 3rd person.
Posted by: Ricky Henderson at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (AiZBA)
Since Costco has discontinued their chocolate, chocolate, chocolate cake I had to special order one from a local bakery.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (r14bu)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nxdel)
The surgery required to remove them from the pine creatures is very expensive.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (Q3HWQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 05:55 PM (lPeix)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:55 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 24, 2020 05:55 PM (E4Ltn)
Mashed potatoes
Stuffing
Green beans
Rolls
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
I'm doing all the baking tomorrow. Pies and possibly some zucchini bread. The rest gets cooked Thursday. While we wait for the feast to be ready, we will watch Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. After we feast, after the kitchen is cleaned, we shall start the holiday movie season by watching Die Hard. The weekend will be spent putting up the outdoor Christmas decorations. Tradition is a very good thing.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2020 05:55 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:51 PM (nuqdl)
I've eaten well over a hundred eggs in the last month doing a sort of ketoesque/ Vince Gironda diet. Down over 20 lbs since last checked.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: pmurT at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (ojwvu)
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nxdel)
Pine trees are fast
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 05:52 PM (lPeix)
THAT TWICE WHAT YOU ARE ALLOWED, CITIZEN.
Expect a visit from the Covid cops.
Posted by: Your Governor at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:51
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Bacon goes well with eggs.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (iEx0u)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (okGHj)
Jobu gets cigar. And rum.
---> are you saying Jesus can't hit a curveball?
Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (8jX9u)
Posted by: Kwai Chang Mandelblit at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (o+znz)
And a gun.
And he can cook...
Posted by: golfman at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (hOMhY)
599 My grandma just died. She's just....gone. So much for being thankful.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (zr5Kq)
FUCK PELLA
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2020 05:57 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:53 PM (nuqdl)
I'm just wild about Saffron.
Saffron's wild about me.
Posted by: Donovan at November 24, 2020 05:57 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at November 24, 2020 05:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2020 05:43 PM (9Om/r)
That is a hell of a send off, just bring lots of protection when you do. Will they make you change masks between them? Might want to plan for that as well.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 05:57 PM (Ojki1)
Do you think PDT will fire up Air Force One and see some troops? I say yes.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 24, 2020 05:58 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:58 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (iEx0u)
As does corned beef hash, grits and two buttered toasts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 05:58 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 24, 2020 05:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Broseidon posted this at the end of the last thread. If you want to head back there and give him a virtual hug...
599 My grandma just died. She's just....gone. So much for being thankful.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Tami
Damn.
Sorry, Bro.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 05:58 PM (S+UIZ)
And I'm starting to feel inadequate with all the cooks on here.
I can cook. I just hate doing it. But I like food. I will peruse the comments to see who I should become friends with and finagle an invitation to a home cooked meal from.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 05:58 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (5y+CM)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: JROD at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (ZSK0i)
i don't mind cooking. I just put on a podcast.
The clean-up is a pain, though.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nxdel)
Squirrels corner the market.
Posted by: golfman at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (hOMhY)
The government, regardless of who was running it, is a worthless piece of shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (3H9h1)
Alway but two after TGiving when the prices crash. Cook one mid year and another for TGiving. I love turkey. Dark meat rocks.
Fight me!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (zr5Kq)
My condolences. My grandmother passed a year ago in early November, and we held her memorial service the Saturday before Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (jOcSX)
Happy Thanksgiving, morons.
Posted by: Matt in Texas at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (EZB3K)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (nakwk)
And a bucket of chicken
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Donovan Nuera at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (iucaD)
Just put them in a pan on low and move them around the pan until slightly golden brown.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris
Eff that.
Just buy Jiffy Pop. It's more fun and tastes better.
Pine nuts.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (cF8AT)
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RiP and prayers up, Brose.
Should be even more thankful, that you were part of her life, and that she's with the Lord.
It's hard to be grateful while grieving a loved one's passing, but nothing is too difficult with God.
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (RU4sa)
The clean-up is a pain, though.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (nuqdl)
I'd rather clean up than cook.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (9hauA)
346 Nurse--I must have misunderstood--I thought you and your other son were flying out to spend Thanksgiving with Marine Ratched?
Posted by: Ladyl a
Christmas
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (W2Pud)
Well good!
Something fantastic to look forward to.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)
WHAT!!??!!
Done!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (3H9h1)
It f*cking sucks. Big time.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sal at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (KTdeA)
They claim all the carbs in it are fiber.
It's really good bread, the best low carb bread I've had.
Which makes me very suspicious that it's really zero carb.
but I'll be making the stuffing and the post-Thanksgiving sandwiches with that.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (nuqdl)
May the Horde and their Family (near and far) be Blessed with Health and Happiness this Thanksgiving.
Amen
Posted by: Adriane the Firefly Critic ... at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (PwDhe)
If it takes a village to raise a child, could you imagine what a child raised by a Horde village would be like?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)
Damien...
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Trump.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: JROD at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (0jZnq)
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Did you drive your mother crazy by naming nuts?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Uhu8A)
The clean-up is a pain, though.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (nuqdl)
I'd rather clean up than cook.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (9hauA)
Sounds like a match made in Heaven...
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (ZSK0i)
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This^
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2020 06:02 PM (kTF2Z)
Do you think PDT will fire up Air Force One and see some troops? I say yes.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 24, 2020 05:58 PM (4thlk)
I miss putting on my dress blues, going to the dining facikity and serving Thanksgiving dinner to the troops. I got a lot out of doing that for the ones that either couldn't go home for the holidays, or had no family to go home to.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 24, 2020 06:02 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: JROD at November 24, 2020 06:02 PM (0jZnq)
corn, greenbeans, smashed 'taters, Bloody Marys.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 24, 2020 06:02 PM (WHOsw)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!)
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You're welcome to my house for Thanksgiving!
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:02 PM (UUBmN)
The clean-up is a pain, though.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (nuqdl)
I'd rather clean up than cook.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (9hauA)
Sounds like a match made in Heaven...
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Ez6QX)
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Hmmm...
Just might be...
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 06:02 PM (RU4sa)
They claim all the carbs in it are fiber.
It's really good bread, the best low carb bread I've had.
Which makes me very suspicious that it's really zero carb.
but I'll be making the stuffing and the post-Thanksgiving sandwiches with that.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (nuqdl)
Is it the Franz keto bread? That's pretty good. They have hamburger buns now, too, but we haven't tried those yet.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 06:02 PM (Ez6QX)
you and me both!
Posted by: ace with another weird Mrs. Costanza boner at November 24, 2020 06:03 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Ez6QX)
LOL. The key would be to get Ace on one of his fasting diets.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:03 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 05:42 PM (PwDhe)
If it takes a village to raise a child, could you imagine what a child raised by a Horde village would be like?
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)
Damien...
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 05:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Trump.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Ojki1)
With a one inch shot group at 1,000 yards.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 24, 2020 06:03 PM (VcFUs)
it's their in house brand, with the dumb name, "L'Oven Fresh."
Posted by: ace with another weird Mrs. Costanza boner at November 24, 2020 06:03 PM (nuqdl)
I'm sorry to hear about Broseidon's grandmother. I think she raised him, is that right? I think his parents died young.
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 06:03 PM (/669Q)
Ace? You up for dove heads?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
Broseidon, please accept my condolences.
If there's anything you need ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM
Oh shit.
Bad time of year for that.
Thoughts, prayers and condolences to you and your family.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pmurT at November 24, 2020 05:56 PM (ojwvu)
I love those.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: Nobody at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Donovan Nue
Was this called flip in New England?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (r14bu)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:02 PM (UUBmN)
Haha. My Lil brother lives in your city I believe, so be careful. I just might show up at your doorstep next Thanksgiving.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (SNcyB)
Varies from town to town.
DB noise limitations are usually city ordinances.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (r14bu)
Posted by: ace with another weird Mrs. Costanza boner at November 24, 2020 06:03 PM (nuqdl)
It's best when she catches you treating your body like it's an amusement park.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (SNcyB)
Skip that crap. There is a bakery on 13th avenue in Dukes Heights Brooklyn called Mona Lisa's. They have the best bread anywhere.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (lPeix)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (r14bu)
I call it "stop fuckin' about with the fireplace and drink your beer, stuppid."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM (TdMsT)
*lights black candles*
*prepares goat for sacrifice*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:49 PM (nakwk)
Huh. Not often you see someone light up a target by making themselves the target.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (GbPPJ)
More for me...!
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (3H9h1)
When incorporating things like ground beef or sausage into chili, soup etc., do people pre-fry and drain off the fat, or just incorporate the fat? I generally drain it off.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (pEegC)
this is the ten thousandth time you've said this
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: Bosk at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (SWbVS)
I'll pass on the pumpkin soup.
Posted by: Linda S Fox at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (HZfQV)
Posted by: ace with another weird Mrs. Costanza boner at November 24, 2020 06:03 PM (nuqdl)
It's best when she catches you treating your body like it's an amusement park.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Glamour?
Ace strikes me as more of a J.C. Penney catalog kinda ewok.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (sGotD)
The government, regardless of who was running it, is a worthless piece of shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (3H9h1)
Thank you for that. We lost pappymayhem back in February. We got kinda lucky in that we weren't caught up in the covid shit. His funeral was very well attended. But this is our first major holiday celebration without my delightfully contrary dad and it's already rough. Christmas is gonna be even harder.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (Vxu+H)
So chique is going to persuande ace to starve himself to death?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nakwk)
And then she'll clean up, if I understand correctly.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nakwk)
That's like trying to get the pope to shit in the woods.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (9hauA)
Oh no
He must be devastated.Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (SNcyB)
No cheesecake!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (7Y5nA)
Layer corned beef or pastrami as thick as you like on top.
Then swiss on top of that drizzled with Russian or 1000 Island.
Bake uncovered at 350 until it's bubbly and the cheese browns a little.
Cut in squares to fit your bread.
Posted by: dartist
Hmm, I may have to try that myself. Thanks for throwing it out there. How long in the oven?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (9ONq1)
Posted by: chique l'African
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You have my number. let me know when you're in town!
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (Ez6QX)
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Hmmm...
Just might be...
Posted by: SMH at November 24, 2020 06:02 PM (RU4sa)
Ace is marriage material, right ?
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Do you think PDT will fire up Air Force One and see some troops? I say yes.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 24, 2020 05:58 PM (4thlk)
I wonder.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (PwDhe)
Pluto has a Wings channel.
*wanders out*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (GbPPJ)
Like.... airplanes? Or Tim Daly?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (6FeV1)
And a bucket of chicken
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (DjiZK)
Man, we can't have people puking in the clubhouse before the game......
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alfred Pennypacker at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nakwk)
And then she'll clean up, if I understand correctly.
She's always so courteous.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nuqdl)"
Well I am hoping is sinks in
Every 6 months it's a new diet.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (lPeix)
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nakwk)
Why do you have to put it that way. The point is to avoiding cleaning up after he cooks.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (9hauA)
It had good flavor and was moist but was the toughest bird I've ever bitten into.
The son of a bitch must have hit the weight room daily before they decapitated him.
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (UFgOG)
When incorporating things like ground beef or sausage into chili,
soup etc., do people pre-fry and drain off the fat, or just incorporate
the fat? I generally drain it off.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (pEegC)
I use lean and incorporate it. If it is 80%, there's going to be some draining.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (/669Q)
It's a lime jello thing w/cream cheese, cool whip, crushed pineapple & marshmellows. My mom always made it and I've always made it just for me.
One year I forgot to put it on the table and both kids were like "Wait...where's the green stuff?" And when I served it for a big T-day here with lots of relatives, people wanted the recipe. It's stupid easy and I had no idea anyone but me liked it.
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nuqdl)
Lol.. Thought the same thing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (7Y5nA)
Making pumpkin pies tonight. In fact, have to go make the pie crust in a few minutes.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (UUBmN)
Will do!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (9hauA)
this is the ten thousandth time you've said this
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nuqdl)
I think he's trying to tell us something. I just can't put my finger on what it is.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nuqdl)"
Well I am hoping is sinks in
Every 6 months it's a new diet.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (lPeix)
Different calories are processed in different ways. Some stuff like lettuce actually takes more calories to consume than you get out of it. Protein, which helps build muscles, is both more filling and the muscles will increase your passive burn rate.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Zm+LZ)
this is the ten thousandth time you've said this
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nuqdl)
I think he's trying to tell us something. I just can't put my finger on what it is.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)
He's expressing admiration at the persistence.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:09 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)
He charges a dowery.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:09 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:09 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nakwk)
And then she'll clean up, if I understand correctly.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (KnJdm)
That is indeed correct. Can't leave any evidence at the crime scene.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (TdMsT)
It had good flavor and was moist but was the toughest bird I've ever bitten into.
The son of a bitch must have hit the weight room daily before they decapitated him.
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (UFgOG)
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I hear it took three stout men to take him down, and even then, two ended up in the hospital!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:09 PM (UUBmN)
And gray.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (9hauA)
It's not illegal if you're on Greenlandish territory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (zr5Kq)
As long as you can put together your own shelves.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (946rW)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (9hauA)
Me, too.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (PwDhe)
He's expressing admiration at the persistence.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:09 PM (nakwk)
But, consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, n' shit.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)
I start looking at it after 20 minutes. However brown you like the cheese.
Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2020 06:11 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 24, 2020 06:11 PM (E4Ltn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (6FeV1)
Everything the Viking Queen of Greenland does is by definition legal. It goes back to ancient times.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:11 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:11 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (6FeV1)
Tim Daly.
On the phone with Boy BFF now, his mother in law had a massive heart attack on Saturday, they're looking at open heart surgery and it's not sure she'll live through the surgery. Prayers would be appreciated.
The only tiny bit of good news is that his mil is a nurse and his one sister in law is a nurse in the same hospital so even with the no COVID rules there is a family member who can see her every day and give updates.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (5y+CM)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nakwk)
Why do you have to put it that way. The point is to avoiding cleaning up after he cooks.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (9hauA)
I suppose that's one way to go about it. A tad draconian, perhaps.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nakwk)
And then she'll clean up, if I understand correctly.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (KnJdm)
That is indeed correct. Can't leave any evidence at the crime scene.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (9hauA)
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Are your services for hire? I may need some, uh.... cleanup assistance if this quarantine crap goes on much longer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (CAJOC)
The only tiny bit of good news is that his mil is a nurse and his one sister in law is a nurse in the same hospital so even with the no COVID rules there is a family member who can see her every day and give updates.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (GbPPJ)
DAMN you 2020!
Damn you straight to HELL.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (XhWtx)
I'm travelling to Peru, to see about my silver mines.
Posted by: Alfred Pennypacker
Rubies, the size of tangerines?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:13 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (CAJOC)
OK, I LOL'd.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:13 PM (7Y5nA)
Cranberry sauce, and stuffing, made using recipes the cook is trying-out for the first time. The recipes always include weird ingredients that the cook believes are going to make the cranberries or the stuffing the best ever. It never works-out that way for my taste buds.
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 06:13 PM (AMIL/)
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As long as you can put together your own shelves.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (946rW)
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Casually brings up electric drill ownership over a nice dinner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:13 PM (x3HuE)
On the phone with Boy BFF now, his mother in law had a massive heart
attack on Saturday, they're looking at open heart surgery and it's not
sure she'll live through the surgery. Prayers would be appreciated.
The only tiny bit of good news is that his mil is a nurse and his
one sister in law is a nurse in the same hospital so even with the no
COVID rules there is a family member who can see her every day and give
updates.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (GbPPJ
Prayers up for your peeps, ATC.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 06:13 PM (946rW)
So chique is going to persuande ace to starve himself to death?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nakwk)
And then she'll clean up, if I understand correctly.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:06 PM (KnJdm)
Chique needs a slightly used Vespa, man purse and closet full of collectible crocs, mint in box?
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Nobody at November 24, 2020 06:04 PM (giU8k)
Another creative and great idea.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (6FeV1)
Everything the Viking Queen of Greenland does is by definition legal. It goes back to ancient times.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:11 PM (9hauA)
Sovereign immunity. And having a complete monopoly on the use of force. Mostly having a complete monopoly on the use of force.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (nakwk)
Is it my senility talking or wasn't there a tv show (PBS) called "_____ Can Cook"?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (lPeix)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 05:54 PM (nakwk)
Is very bad to take Jobu's rum... is very bad...
Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (+2xjH)
My son's wife is a full blown leftist. My son is a conservative. He and wife are actually attending counseling due to marital strain secondary to their diverging political views. I never thought I would consider this, but I am thinking of speaking privately with him about just not seeing them. That shall he need us we are there for him. But no visiting. I want to be there for him but not her. I dont want to cause them futher problems. But I am so tired of acting like nothing is wrong. I just cannot bear the treason and the horror that people like her are imposing on our country. The massive fraud. The total destruction of America. I am so done with her kind.
Any thoughts or advice are welcome.
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (4R308)
Ace is marriage material, right ?
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As long as you can put together your own shelves.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (946rW)
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Casually brings up electric drill ownership over a nice dinner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:13 PM (x3HuE)
And don't register at Ikea.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (x3HuE)
i'm better with a drill really
half of the stuff i cook is just a failure.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (nuqdl)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (CAJOC)
You do realize I am not just any old Queen but a Viking Queen, right? How dare you try to hire me!
Call me and I'll send one of my serfs over.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (Ojki1)
eBay.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Alfred Pennypacker
Bring me pack some flake, K brah?
Posted by: Hunter Biden with a bad case of coke weenie at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (+ya+t)
The only tiny bit of good news is that his mil is a nurse and his
one sister in law is a nurse in the same hospital so even with the no
COVID rules there is a family member who can see her every day and give
updates.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:12 PM (GbPPJ
Just sent a prayer up, ATC.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (lPeix)
How is that not a fad diet?
I'm not snarking. What you are describing is just as much as type of X foods provides Y benefits as all the shit the Horde posts.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (/669Q)
It's a lime jello thing w/cream cheese, cool whip, crushed pineapple & marshmellows. My mom always made it and I've always made it just for me.
One year I forgot to put it on the table and both kids were like "Wait...where's the green stuff?" And when I served it for a big T-day here with lots of relatives, people wanted the recipe. It's stupid easy and I had no idea anyone but me liked it.
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (cF8AT)
That seems like a bit much for a dish.
Posted by: Lutherans at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (4R30
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It sucks, but it's a religion. There can be no disagreement about how to get to Heaven, and your sin will not be forgiven.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (x3HuE)
this is the ten thousandth time you've said this
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:05 PM (nuqdl)
Yeah, I wish he'd show my how he lost those last 80 lbs through sheer will power. Not.
Lose the grains--we were not built to process those. Lose the sugar--ditto.
Lean is NOT the answer--we need fat to survive. Without a good measure of fat, you will lose your hair and be constantly hungry. Protein helps, but fat is key.
Now, that's my considered opinion, and while I have so far lost only 56 lbs doing that, I think it is a good opinion where my metabolism is concerned. And that is the key: check your own metabolism and then get back to me about blanket rules for everyone's diet. Skippy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (okGHj)
Any thoughts or advice are welcome.
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (4R30
You are a good Mom, and I think your intuition is correct. I would appreciate such consideration if offered the same.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (S+UIZ)
I'm thinking "Yan Can Cook" from 1982 but I don't recall if it was on PBS or what.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)
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Aww. Those are the best dishes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (TdMsT)
They discourage that when you are on the run.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Alfred Pennypacker
Enjoy one of the Peruvian delicacies while you're there: Guinea Pig.
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Hey!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:18 PM (KnJdm)
half of the stuff i cook is just a failure.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (nuqdl)
Great cooking is the child of miserable and humiliating failures in the kitchen.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:18 PM (TdMsT)
Any thoughts or advice are welcome.
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (4R30
The right can put up with the left a lot better than the left can put up with the right.
If you've reached the end of your rope, you gave it a valiant effort, but MUST take care of you and yours first and foremost.
Our own Jane Doh is in a similar position and is done with her in-laws.
As my wife says, when you get your stomach full, its time to make a change.
If you've reached that point, do what's best for you and what you can for the rest.
It will work out.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)
* gets ready for the insults*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:18 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (TdMsT)
They discourage that when you are on the run.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (Ojki1)
Yikes.
My bad.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:18 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Cosda at November 24, 2020 06:19 PM (+QNem)
I'm thinking "Yan Can Cook" from 1982 but I don't recall if it was on PBS or what.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)
CORRECT!
Asian guy that did a lot of wok cooking.
He was entertaining and a pretty damn good cook.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2020 06:19 PM (FgJKq)
I'm not snarking. What you are describing is just as much as type of X foods provides Y benefits as all the shit the Horde posts.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)"
How is it a fad diet to look at total calories and nutrition you can get from the foods available?
For example, at Thanksgiving I can eat a certain amount of calories from any foods I want. That's based on how my body gains or sheds weight, my exercise level, etc. I just put limits around type of foods and nutritional measures.
It's not like I am saying eat nothing but X.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (lPeix)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (H5knJ)
Speaking of Eggs, true story:
I buy Eggs in bulk from the hellhole known as Costco, so I always have several dozen in the house. A couple of weeks I got a brilliant idea to eat Steak & Eggs for breakfast every morning.
It's just not practical, for so many reasons. Who wants to "fry" a steak? It's difficult to find a good quality, very thin steak for fast frying. And that's what you want -- a fast-cooked meal for breakfast. Plus, I lost the ability to properly fry an egg. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Lesson: steak and eggs is impossible for me to negotiate.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (S+UIZ)
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I won't insult anyone's tastes or preferences. Out of curiousity, have you had one from an actual smokehouse, or are they home cooked?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (4R30
Hi Floridachick, all my siblings range from liberal to leftist, but we don't let politics break the family bond. Frankly, we basically never discuss it. A lot of people are on the left because they are lied to by the media, educational institutions, entertainment etc., and not necessarily because they are bad people, so I try to have some grace towards them.
I understand it is more painful for you because you are originally from a former communist country.
So I would try not to let politics come between you and your son and wife. However, if it goes beyond that and she is obnoxious about it, then I think you are within your rights to refuse to visit unless she behaves.
Just my 2 cents.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Nobody at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've said that ...
Posted by: Shep! at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (UUBmN)
My friends all take the threat of COVID more seriously than they should, IMO, so I'm probably not getting an invitation to eat with any of them.
And all the restaurants are closed, too, so that nice Thanksgiving special they always have at The Black-Eyed Pea isn't an option, either. They do have a take-out version, but it's family-sized and I don't feel like spending $100 for takeout that I might not be able to eat before it turns into some combination of stone and leather in my refrigerator.
I do have a nice organic pasture-raised spiral-cut ham, though, and some apricot-pepper jelly to use for a glaze. I took the ham out of my freezer for thawing the other night. I had intended to make that for some sort of get-together, but I don't see that happening anytime soon. So, I guess that'll be my Thanksgiving dinner.
I'm not quite sure what to have on the side yet, but the funny thought that's popped into my head is some sort of breakfast-type setup. Eggs and hash browns, maybe some tortillas and green chile (if I can find a good store-bought brand; I don't know how to make it)...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (x3HuE)
Home smoked.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (7Y5nA)
much negativity and heartbreak around. Nothing seems to break for the
President. I fully understand the ramifications of what a Biden so
called presidency will do. Both husband and I are naturalized citizens
originally from communist countries.
My son's wife is a full blown leftist. My son is a conservative. He
and wife are actually attending counseling due to marital strain
secondary to their diverging political views. I never thought I would
consider this, but I am thinking of speaking privately with him about
just not seeing them. That shall he need us we are there for him. But no
visiting. I want to be there for him but not her. I dont want to cause
them futher problems. But I am so tired of acting like nothing is wrong.
I just cannot bear the treason and the horror that people like her are
imposing on our country. The massive fraud. The total destruction of
America. I am so done with her kind.
Any thoughts or advice are welcome.
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (4R30
We will be ok, Floridachick and Trump did win and will be sworn in for his second term. I know the in-between times is seriously depressing and nerve-wracking but Trump has won every time they tried to destroy him and WE will not allow the traitors in this country to steal our votes or our Republic.
As far as your son goes, I would ask him what he needs you to do in this situation but let him know you will not be biting your tongue around his wife if she starts running her mouth. Let him choose what he needs. He may need your support around her to be able to draw boundaries or he may want to come see you without her. Whatever you do, I would not be biting my tongue in that situation.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (946rW)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (NpAcC)
I'm thinking "Yan Can Cook" from 1982 but I don't recall if it was on PBS or what.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
YES!
Good mammary.
Was it Food Network? PBS?
I dunno.
But, yes, Yan could indeed cook.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (L106N)
Lesson: steak and eggs is impossible for me to negotiate.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (S+UIZ)
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Pick up some corned beef or roast beef from the deli, sliced for sandwiches. Pan fry. It won't be exactly right but it will still be tasty.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:15
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Maybe purchase The Deplorable Gourmet and reading it?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (iEx0u)
Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (AMIL/)
Do they like Peru Pig in Guinea?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (lPeix)
You inject it with a baster.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (7Y5nA)
Devin Nunez is onboard with the idea.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (USVXT)
Masks serve a purpose.
Food serves a purpose.
People have managed to turn both of these things into cult-like religions filled with virtues, practices, beliefs, totems, Scriptures, high priests, sinners, saints, devils and monsters.
People suck.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (siY0G)
Asian guy that did a lot of wok cooking.
He was entertaining and a pretty damn good cook.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)
If you enjoy that, I suggest School of Wok or Maangchi channels on YouTube.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (9hauA)
Any thoughts or advice are welcome.
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM
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Floridachick, this apparently is how it was in the "first" (what I shall call it now) Civil War. Brother against brother. It's the sad reality. Farewell, DIL.
In any case, by telling your son you won't see them together, you'll be relieving a lot of tension. Your principles are established and you won't have to keep making this decison on an an occasion-by-occasion basis.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 99% news-free! at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (lPeix)
I have friends who've taken nutrition courses at a local college and it does pay off.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (PwDhe)
Costco has a packaged sous vide steak that you can warm up for several minutes in the pan. I've been making my steak and eggs with it.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (EgshT)
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Maybe purchase The Deplorable Gourmet and reading it?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (iEx0u)
This made me spit beer......
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (7Y5nA)
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If you ever get the opportunity to try smoked turkey at a BBQ restaurant in a sampler plate or something similar, try it. I smoke turkey at home and like it, but it's nowhere near as good as sitting in a true pit overnight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)
We're sitting right here, drinking your beer. We can hear you, ya know.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:20
I've found that frying at a lower temperature works better than cooking at medium or higher temperatures.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (r14bu)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (icI8A)
Sincere condolences and prayer BCB.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (SNcyB)
Go to John Solomon's Just The News site.
Reporting that The Amistad group has filed a petition for an emergency injunction after finding 157,00 fraudulent ballots.
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (w7KSn)
Where are you moving to, Berserker?
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:45 PM (/669Q)
5 miles up the road. Twice the house, 4X the property, and same property taxes. What a difference one town over makes. I would like to get out of jersey, but can't do that while all the parents are alive, so I might as well go epic for next 5-10 years or so. The house was a steal, a friend of mine built it, and its like a fortress. If my house sells for what I think it will, it may not cost 50K to get into the new one. I have to do it, it would be insane not to.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (lPeix)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (icI8A)
So sorry for your loss. I'll keep you in prayer. Hang in there.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (9hauA)
My first thought is family is family.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (x3HuE)
Feel free to flame the shit out of me but....
Steak-umms.
I know, i know, they're fucking disgusting. But i love them.
I love them dearly.
Frying an egg in that nasty ass, fatty, collagen laden ooze....
oooooo-hohoho baby.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (icI8A)
I'm so sorry about your grandmother, Broseidon.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)
CORRECT!
Asian guy that did a lot of wok cooking.
He was entertaining and a pretty damn good cook.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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I liked his pun chef's aprons. "Don't Wok the Dog" or "Wok Around the Clock".
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 06:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
If you ever get the opportunity to try smoked turkey at a BBQ restaurant in a sampler plate or something similar, try it. I smoke turkey at home and like it, but it's nowhere near as good as sitting in a true pit overnight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (x3HuE)
I will. I'll try anything several times except.....OKRA.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:25 PM (7Y5nA)
I am sorry. Need anything ?
Posted by: runner at November 24, 2020 06:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (SNcyB)
What is it?
Where is it?
What you want for it?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (SNcyB)
Yeah, this bird was ripped.
I'm gonna slice him down thin and freeze him for sandwiches .
Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (UFgOG)
I know, i know, they're fucking disgusting. But i love them.
I love them dearly.
Frying an egg in that nasty ass, fatty, collagen laden ooze....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (6FeV1)
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That's a good idea. I've never bought those and forgot they existed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (oh+79)
Damn straight.
*fistbump*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (siY0G)
For example, at Thanksgiving I can eat a certain amount of calories from any foods I want. That's based on how my body gains or sheds weight, my exercise level, etc. I just put limits around type of foods and nutritional measures.
It's not like I am saying eat nothing but X.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (lPeix)
Because you are using classes of food to reach certain parameters. That you disagree with how others to do it, does not make their system less faddish than yours.
Holy hell. Boy BFF's wife is obsessed with Christmas stuff, specifically trees. They have SIX full size trees and he's guessing 14 little ones.
I may have laughed at him a lot. Maybe.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (GbPPJ)
https://youtu.be/BqnpghizpWY
Posted by: Pushing all the pieces together at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (BBWrU)
i'm better with a drill really
half of the stuff i cook is just a failure.
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (nuqdl)
A good roux can cover all sorts of cooking disasters. I learned this from my mother. Also melted Velveeta cheese, in a pinch.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Lesson: steak and eggs is impossible for me to negotiate.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:20
I've found that frying at a lower temperature works better than cooking at medium or higher temperatures.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (r14bu)
Same here on the eggs. If you have time to stand over them, then higher heat can work. But about 20-30% heat, lots of fat (butter, lard), and a good non-stick is my go to for perfect fried eggs every time.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (icI8A)
Godspeed, Moron.
Know we're all here for you and are thinking about and praying for you.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (UUBmN)
Simply having some manners would spare us from a lot of this nonsense.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (9hauA)
My first thought is family is family.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (PwDhe)
Fuck family.
Just because some shithead popped out of some other shithead i'm related to by blood doesn't mean you're "Family". You shove a knife into my back, I'm not gonna keep calling you my kin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (BiOCw)
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 24, 2020 06:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Yeah, I thought his Wokking Off was rather tastelessness though.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (x3HuE)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (icI8A)
Can you all guess ? Not Traegar.
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (SNcyB)
Pick up some corned beef or roast beef from the deli, sliced for sandwiches. Pan fry. It won't be exactly right but it will still be tasty.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Would you believe I've never head Corned Beef in my life? You're Roast Beef suggestion has some potential.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2020 05:59 PM (/669Q)
It's a lime jello thing w/cream cheese, cool whip, crushed pineapple & marshmellows. My mom always made it and I've always made it just for me.
One year I forgot to put it on the table and both kids were like "Wait...where's the green stuff?" And when I served it for a big T-day here with lots of relatives, people wanted the recipe. It's stupid easy and I had no idea anyone but me liked it.
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 06:08 PM (cF8AT)
That seems like a bit much for a dish.
Posted by: Lutherans at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (Ojki1)
hahahahaha!
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (PwDhe)
My first thought is family is family.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:24 PM (PwDhe)
Family is not family if they want you dead or in camps (or even just "deprogrammed".
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 06:28 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 06:28 PM (wSnRS)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (GbPPJ)
We're sitting right here, drinking your beer. We can hear you, ya know.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 24, 2020 06:23 PM (VcFUs)
Which is why she said it.
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:28 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Alfred Pennypacker at November 24, 2020 06:07 PM (nuqdl)
Which ones?
Posted by: clutch at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2020 06:25 PM (7Y5nA)
One of the best flavor combinations i've ever had was okra and alligator.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (EgshT)
She was such a pain in the ass, but everyone would say she was the sweetest, nicest person. I thought she was too stubborn to die.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar
I too had a pain in the ass grandma. Miserable as the day was long. But I do miss her, a lot.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (S+UIZ)
I lost my mother a couple of days before Thanksgiving, and it felt like there was nothing to be thankful for. This will be a sad one, but they will get better.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (Rvt8
Probably nothing, but... not fun.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (BiOCw)
Can you all guess ? Not Traegar.
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (SNcyB)
Those are strange names for girls.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Fozzie Bear at November 24, 2020 06:29 PM (wSnRS)
And LadyL, prayers are up!
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (w7KSn)
ok, 4 girls. Weber, Weber smoky mountain, Cook Shack, and my favorite.
Can you all guess ? Not Traegar.
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (SNcyB)
Li'l Chief
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)
Hannity didn't even beat The Five: 2.839 to 2.883
Posted by: Death Spiral at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 06:22 PM (icI8A)
~~~~~
I'm really sorry to hear this, Broseidon. Losing someone you love is so hard, especially around the holidays. I hope her memory gives you some comfort, and I'll be praying for you.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (sGotD)
with vodka-
ok my T-Day feast is meatloaf mashed potatoes n gravy with salted buttered peas
coincidentally this is what I will order should I ever be on death row and asked what I would like for my final meal-
I have no friends or family so I shall be dining alone-
enjoy
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (SjvTs)
Posted by: wth at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 24, 2020 06:17 PM (ZSK0i)
CORRECT!
Asian guy that did a lot of wok cooking.
He was entertaining and a pretty damn good cook.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I miss Graham Kerr, the "Gallloping Gourmet." He would get smashed during every show.
Then he sobered up. Still a great cook, but not so much fun anymore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2020 06:31 PM (9sWOw)
So we are going to visit the Grand Canyon on Friday and see a magnificent part of this country. We shall have a small, normal meal on Thursday and give our thanks for this great nation, for God's steady hand in guiding Her, and for President Trump!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 24, 2020 06:31 PM (WFcrO)
I never cared for store bought eggnog. It just doesn't compare to homemade. Last year we tried grocery store almond milk eggnog and it was delicious. Not too syrupy or stale tasting. Works well with a nice tot of spiced rum.
Posted by: jix at November 24, 2020 06:31 PM (mYahd)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm going to use this.
/crap. I've said too much.
Posted by: President Elect Shibumi, fighting against the Great Reset at November 24, 2020 06:31 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2020 06:31 PM (XhWtx)
Hannity didn't even beat The Five: 2.839 to 2.883
Posted by: Death Spiral at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (BBWrU)
Nobody gives a fuck. Go play in traffic, asshole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 24, 2020 06:31 PM (BiOCw)
Posted by: empire 1 at November 24, 2020 06:32 PM (vluYu)
Posted by: ace at November 24, 2020 06:15 PM (nuqdl)
As they say, practice makes perfect.
Since my wife's physical down turn, I will be cooking the Thanksgiving dinner. A 3 bone rib roast. Then will cook a New England boiled dinner with Ham. Will also roast a 13 pound turkey for next week. And bake some banana bread. Make a chocolate torte.
I don't mind cooking and baking. I hate the cleanup.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 24, 2020 06:32 PM (R5lpX)
Same here on the eggs. If you have time to stand over them, then higher heat can work. But about 20-30% heat, lots of fat (butter, lard), and a good non-stick is my go to for perfect fried eggs every time.
Posted by: flounder
I can't even "over-easy" the damn things, anymore!
Same with pancakes. I've been making eggs and pancakes since I was like 9 years old. My Timing and Technique was always perfect. Now I'm total junk.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:32 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:32 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (UUBmN)
Return text/ vm: "It will be very safe, I just got a bunch of new boxes of ammo."
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:32 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 24, 2020 06:32 PM (wSnRS)
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 24, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)
So we are going to visit the Grand Canyon on Friday and see a magnificent part of this country. We shall have a small, normal meal on Thursday and give our thanks for this great nation, for God's steady hand in guiding Her, and for President Trump!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 24, 2020 06:31 PM (WFcrO)
That sounds wonderful!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:32 PM (TdMsT)
say she was the sweetest, nicest person. I thought she was too stubborn
to die.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (icI8A)
Broseidon you have my complete empathy. I was more raised by my grandparents than the wolves that called themselves my mother and father. It makes it really different when they pass. It has been 15 years since my grandparents died within months of each other and I still cannot drive by their house.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 06:33 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient - Trump Won! at November 24, 2020 06:33 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: jsg at November 24, 2020 06:33 PM (2eMOL)
So, what is called potato stuffing among my people:
A fine mess of mashed potatoes - (I boil mine with the skins on btw and only remove the accumulated skins on the bottom of my masher.) Add loads of butter, whole milk or half and half to get the consistency you like.
To that add a pound or so of cooked uncased sausage, bacon or ham; two cups bread crumbs - NO, that shit you buy in a bag, two day old good bread and cube it. Salt and pepper the bejeebers out of it and placed into a heavily greased 13 x 9 baking pan. Top with a shitton of butter pats.
Bake for about 30 minutes at 325.
Serve with your gravy and more butter.
Lay down and go comatose.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 24, 2020 06:33 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 24, 2020 06:33 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 24, 2020 05:37 PM
My sincerest condolences. She's held in the hands of a loving God now.
Hang in there...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 06:33 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:33 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:14 PM (S+UIZ)
The best cooking show was Floyd on Food. An English guy Keith Floyd who got drunk as he watched other people cook.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2020 06:33 PM (2lTCK)
Posted by: Bete
-----
THAT"S A LIE!!!! I have absolutely NO ammo!!! Nope, none!!! Nada!!! Zilch!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:34 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Max Power at November 24, 2020 06:34 PM (q177U)
"someone" telling me to be safe for Thanksgiving and not gather with
anyone outside of my household. Wasn't that nice!////**barf**
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (UUBmN)
Return text/ vm: "It will be very safe, I just got a bunch of new boxes of ammo."
Posted by: Bete at November 24, 2020 06:32 PM (Ojki1)
Oh my yes... that is way better than my suggested response was going to be.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 06:34 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:27 PM (S+UIZ)
-
Corned beef has a good flavor to it. It's a salted brisket IIRC, with the "corn" coming from the shape of the salt chunks.
Even my picky little youngest likes it and will eat an entire pound in a day or two if we don't keep our eye on it.
Good luck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:34 PM (x3HuE)
In further lovely news, I could use a prayer, if you're so inclined, for a health-related matter.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 05:44 PM
{{{feel better}}
prayers sent.
Posted by: President Elect Shibumi, fighting against the Great Reset at November 24, 2020 06:34 PM (ZCiJZ)
Lesson: steak and eggs is impossible for me to negotiate.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (S+UIZ)
If you're having trouble frying an egg, I'd look at the garbage eggs from Costco as the first culprit. They're barely held together as it is. A proper ranch egg is incredibly elastic, and usually a deep orange yolk. When you drop into a pan, they stand up! The whites don't spread out. Some Costco crap sits for ages, and isn't necessarily well cared for before they make it to the refrigeration units.
I prefer a stainless pan I've got that works better than any nonstick. Advantage is I can use a super thin spatula to get underneath it, instead of a 1/8" thick silicon one. Once they're broken in, you can slide the eggs around like a brand new teflon pan. Only way to fry.
Steaks I can't help you with. I'd say get a good hunk of sirloin tip, a sharp knife, and cut as thin as you want.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 06:35 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria and fagettery at November 24, 2020 06:26 PM (GbPPJ)
Okay, I understand the indulgence of your wife in these things...Dr. Samuel Johnson was once quoted that every man only seeks peace in his home at the end of the day, a place where he may finally drop the mask he wears in his daily life and he may be at peace in his home. Its a truism I recommend being, you know, Boswell.
Posted by: Boswell at November 24, 2020 06:35 PM (w2LAm)
Yeah, that put the kibosh on Thanksgiving for me. Most of my family still quakes in fear at the mere mention of the Wu. Gonna be just another Thursday, I guess. So tired of this shit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2020 06:35 PM (EgshT)
Making our usual Thanksgiving menu: Convection baked bird barded with
bacon, Mashed Potatoes, Roasted root vegetables, GravyCornbread stuffing with
chestnuts and tons of other wonderful things, Fresh cranberry relish, Green
bean casserole thingy, Shaved Brussels Sprouts with Pancetta, and Fireball
pumpkin pie
I never cared for store bought eggnog. It just doesn't
compare to homemade. Last year we tried grocery store almond milk eggnog
and it was delicious. Not too syrupy or stale tasting. Works well with a
nice tot of spiced rum.
Posted by: jix at November 24, 2020 06:35 PM (mYahd)
400 I'd rather clean up than cook.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 24, 2020 06:00 PM (9hauA)
Me, too.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:10 PM (PwDhe)
You haven't see the aftermath of my cooking. Mrs Javems once had the get the stepladder out.
Posted by: Javems at November 24, 2020 06:35 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2020 06:21 PM (UUBmN)
I hope you texted the appropriate response:
LOLGF.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 24, 2020 06:36 PM (TdMsT)
Then he sobered up. Still a great cook, but not so much fun anymore.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2020 06:30 PM (2JVJo)
Alcoholism's no fun but damned if he wasn't right that tipping one while doing the cooking makes things considerably easier.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 06:36 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Javems at November 24, 2020 06:35 PM (8SSHh)
Shit man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2020 06:36 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 24, 2020 06:35 PM (8B6Ng)
-
I hadn't thought about it, but the butcher can probably slice a good cut of meat as thin as you'd like.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's -Buy ammo and history books, and practice Irish democracy at November 24, 2020 06:36 PM (x3HuE)
Costco has a packaged sous vide steak that you can warm up for several minutes in the pan. I've been making my steak and eggs with it.
Posted by: Pine Barrens
The sous vide prime rib in the plastic pouches? I buy that occasionally. In fact, I have one in the freezer.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:37 PM (S+UIZ)
Posted by: Javems at November 24, 2020 06:37 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:38 PM (SNcyB)
Broseidon,
Condolences to you and family, and may your grandmother rest in peace.
Ladyl,
I hope that you are back to 100% soon.
Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 24, 2020 06:38 PM (4R308)
Also sending prayers for LadyL, hope everything is ok.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 24, 2020 06:38 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 24, 2020 06:39 PM (ZSK0i)
If you're having trouble frying an egg, I'd look at the garbage eggs from Costco as the first culprit. They're barely held together as it is. A proper ranch egg is incredibly elastic, and usually a deep orange yolk. When you drop into a pan, they stand up! The whites don't spread out. Some Costco crap sits for ages, and isn't necessarily well cared for before they make it to the refrigeration units.
Posted by: clutch cargo
No shit? You mean there's a difference in Eggs? I assumed they were all the same on the inside.
And, yes, I'm using the wrong Spatula. And I need a proper frying pan, instead of the bowl-like pan I have.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:40 PM (S+UIZ)
Do you brine if the the package already says the bird comes in a solution???
Posted by: KarlHungus at November 24, 2020 06:42 PM (dZdOO)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 24, 2020 06:42 PM (946rW)
Speaking of Eggs, true story:
I buy Eggs in bulk from the hellhole known as Costco, so I always have several dozen in the house. A couple of weeks I got a brilliant idea to eat Steak & Eggs for breakfast every morning.
It's just not practical, for so many reasons. Who wants to "fry" a steak? It's difficult to find a good quality, very thin steak for fast frying. And that's what you want -- a fast-cooked meal for breakfast. Plus, I lost the ability to properly fry an egg. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Lesson: steak and eggs is impossible for me to negotiate.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 24, 2020 06:20 PM (S+UIZ)
Broil the steak?
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:42 PM (PwDhe)
Posted by: Gusto at November 24, 2020 06:45 PM (SNcyB)
Posted by: dandylion at November 24, 2020 06:48 PM (GrVEb)
Posted by: Lutherans at November 24, 2020 06:16 PM (Ojki1)
I knew one of you would pop up.
Ok, just finished my make ahead gravy. I can't stand the thought of not having enough gravy so I make a batch ahead of time. It's really labor intensive and takes too long but I do it anyway.
Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2020 06:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Nobody at November 24, 2020 06:52 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Nobody at November 24, 2020 06:55 PM (giU8k)
Posted by: Sal at November 24, 2020 06:01 PM (KTdeA)
Yes, thanks.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2020 06:58 PM (PwDhe)
I take them out of the package, pat them dry with a paper towel, and coat them with a seasoning mix (I like Goya Adobo Seasoning with Cumin for just a good, cheap, everyday seasoning mix), then let them sit on a plate in my refrigerator for a few hours.
Then I put a skillet on my stove and turn it on to about a 6. Once it's hot enough for a few drops of water to sizzle immediately, I put in a little oil and then add my seasoned steak. I cook it for about a minute, flip it, give it another minute and flip it again, etc. It typically takes about five minutes total (three minutes on one side and two on the other) to get to my desired degree of doneness (about a medium; I like my steak firm all the way through, but still juicy).
If it's a thicker cut of meat, sometimes I get out the tongs and give each edge a minute, as well.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 24, 2020 07:04 PM (H3MF8)
Jix, fireball pumpkin pie?
Yes. Made it last year. Easy and tasty. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/281562/fireball-pumpkin-pie/
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