One ONT, With Commentary

So, it looks like there is starting to be some serious push back against these tyrannical lock downs.

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This is really cool. I had no idea birbs were this smart. Now if you could stop the green team from cheating (they don't check the ball after baskets), you'd really have something.

This is exactly how these fuckers think, too.

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Or else they're wondering why their parents are going crazy over some old guy spooning out food.

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After sliding into first, the gal from last night's ONT decided to take up roller blading. Good thing she always wears a helmet.

And now, a word from the mainstream media:

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The internet ruins everything

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Tonight, on USA: They USED to laugh and call him names. This is the true story of the grisly murders that shocked one small northern town. Blood on the Antlers: The Rudolph Story. Parental discretion is advised.

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You gals do know that y'all look just fine to us pretty much all the time, don't you?

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I know “artists” who actually try this kind of thing

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I think you'd just have to include me out of this. Of course, there's probably an epic weapon at the bottom of the ladder, so...

I'll send kitty in my place

Please tell me this is a joke. I mean, this is just sick. Quite frankly, it's child abuse.

Do you think Japan and Korea like each other? Me either. You'll probably have to right click and open in a new tab, but be ready for some invective if you do.

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Is this what the kids today call smooth?

I did not know this either

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I would buy something, just for the name alone

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I completely relate to this comic. This year I feel more disassociated than I ever have. I think it's because I moved south and "dark early" no longer tracks with "cold". To my limbic brain it "feels" like it's getting dark early in May, and it knows that's just wrong

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Graffiti is a crime. This is the Pun-ishment.

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Back in the day, I was into the punk scene. It's disgusting how many former punk rockers are now establishment shills. To my mind, limited government and maximal personal freedom are the logical outgrowth of most of what punk rock was about, but many of the assholes are just happy to live as just another segment of the of the democrat human centipede. SMH. ETA Not that I think RATM is punk or anything.

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Tonight's ONT brought to you courtesy of the red, white and pew:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Well HellooooooONT!

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (Ojki1)

3 What up!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (9hauA)

4 Bonsoir, fappeurs et fappettes!

Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (duK4W)

5 Hai hai!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Bowling champion at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (n/szn)

6 top ten

Posted by: Stinky Pete at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (Yd44b)

7 Hi Eris!!! Hi Bete!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (9hauA)

8 3th

Posted by: bob frapples at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (hNjgQ)

9 Top picture creepy.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (QoPXA)

10 Yo!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (2C38g)

11 Thanks for the ONT, WD!

Posted by: Toni at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (/c+mq)

12 Top ten, now I can have another drink!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (2C38g)

13 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (Rvt88)

14 Almost

Posted by: Igotnothing at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (xf2hT)

15 ONT!

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (nUhF0)

16 It's probably easier to get a cat to skin dive than to force it into a wetsuit. Cats can turn into 10 pounds of semisolid fury.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 "This year I feel more disassociated than I ever have. I think it's because I moved south and "dark early" no longer tracks with "cold". To my limbic brain it "feels" like it's getting dark early in May, and it knows that's just wrong."

Same here, and I haven't moved.

Also, hello.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx)

18 God Aften, oh Queen of Grønland!

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

19 Schachtel: The Trump election team may very well have a case for widespread voter fraud, but Hammer and Scorecard is not it. Hammer and Scorecard is a simple information operation that is being used to enrich Mr. Montgomery and his network, through individuals who are either knowingly or unknowingly fueling his operation. It has no basis in reality. There are zero reasons to believe Hammer and Scorecard ever existed. It's a cheap hoax spawned by a con man.

Posted by: Dominion sounds better anyway at November 20, 2020 10:07 PM (BBWrU)

20 "This year I feel more disassociated than I ever have. I think it's because I moved south and "dark early" no longer tracks with "cold". To my limbic brain it "feels" like it's getting dark early in May, and it knows that's just wrong."

Same here, and I haven't moved.

Also, hello.
Posted by: hogmartin



I can't remember the last opening day of deer season that was below 60.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 10:07 PM (+ZSW1)

21 I had forgotten how much Grover sucked.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (+hNEM)

22 Great ONT Weird Dave! Hey everyone!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (nxdel)

23 evening crew.
I may have the Vid.
Not sure yet.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (Drr5h)

24 Jesus that Dahmer pic LOL.

The internet is a curse and a blessing.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (Jv7IM)

25 Back in the day, I was into the punk scene. It's disgusting how many former punk rockers are now establishment shills. To my mind, limited government and maximal personal freedom are the logical outgrowth of most of what punk rock was about, but many of the assholes are just happy to live as just another segment of the of the democrat human centipede. SMH.

Imagine if you had approached Joe Strummer backstage sometime in 1982 and told him, "Hey, Joe, you know that song 'Should I Stay Or Should I Go?' Well, in thirty years, you're gonna sell that song to a hotel chain for big bux!"

What would he have done?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:09 PM (2JVJo)

26 the Cabela's Santa is straight out of a dystopian scifi movie

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 10:09 PM (nUhF0)

27 why would the english teacher fuck the ugly japanese girl student?

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 20, 2020 10:10 PM (a3Tyz)

28 Alice Cooper just went up another level in my esteem for him. Will buy another Greatest Hits CD.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:10 PM (W+kMI)

29 How in the hell did those birds get trained to play basketball??

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 10:10 PM (l3+k2)

30 Well at least the little bastards won't pee on Santa's lap! And they can't tell if he's had a nip of Old Overcoat.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

31 Sitting in doctor's office yesterday;
Look across and see a nice lady wearing a mask;
take a second look;
Mask says
"Worn by Force
Not from
FEAR!";
Gave her a thumbs up;
She returned it!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:10 PM (2C38g)

32 Top 100?

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate Hoisting the Black Flag at November 20, 2020 10:11 PM (W8umf)

33 That is the best version of Kratos, ever.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:11 PM (W+kMI)

34
Imagine if you had approached Joe Strummer backstage sometime in 1982 and told him, "Hey, Joe, you know that song 'Should I Stay Or Should I Go?' Well, in thirty years, you're gonna sell that song to a hotel chain for big bux!"

What would he have done?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:09 PM (2JVJo)

Hated it in '82.

By 95? Wondering how long he has to wait to sign.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 10:11 PM (Ojki1)

35 I had forgotten how much Grover sucked.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (+hNEM)

Sesame Street
sucked. A piece of shit from the beginning.

At least The Electric Company had Morgan Freeman.

https://tinyurl.com/yyb23ao5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:11 PM (2JVJo)

36 I can't remember the last opening day of deer season that was below 60.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 10:07 PM (+ZSW1)


It's warm-ish here, right now, but it was colder a week ago and it still felt like it was 9pm when it was only 7. I went to Fur Ear Flap Hat and .22LR store and then Kroger right after work, got back at 6:40, and felt like it was time for bed.

I blame communism.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:12 PM (t+qrx)

37 Alice Cooper is at the top of my very, very short list of Celebrities I'd Like to Meet.

Nick Searcy is a close second.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 10:12 PM (x8Wzq)

38 {{{Chique}}}

{{{Eris}}}

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:12 PM (2C38g)

39 Bonsoir, fappeurs et fappettes!

Posted by: Zettai at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (duK4W)


Greetings and Salutations everyone!

Except for a few of you and you know who you are and what you did.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 10:12 PM (4I/2K)

40
Alice Cooper is the guy who sings no more mister nice guy, yes?

That song is, like, 50 years old.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:13 PM (QMRpq)

41 May the four winds blow you home again. I love that line.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:13 PM (+hNEM)

42 Great ONT, WeirdDave!

Wow, I think Korea won that flame war with the Japanese school schedule. Wut.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:13 PM (9hauA)

43 Japan and Korea have hated each other since at least the 1870d iirc

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 10:13 PM (nUhF0)

44 {{{Jewells45TRUMPWON!}}

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:13 PM (2C38g)

45 23 evening crew.
I may have the Vid.
Not sure yet.
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (Drr5h)

Dr Stella Immanuel's group does telehealth appointments and will prescribe HCQ, and a Z pac that can be delivered to your house. Look them up on DuckDuckGo

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (YkawN)

46 Sidney Powell joined Larry O'Connor for an exclusive interview about her legal case on behalf of the Trump campaign in the 2020 presidential election. In her much talked about press conference with Rudy Giuliani on Thursday, she claimed that President Trump won re-election in a landslide, and they were going to prove it.

O'Connor pushed her about her claims that computer software used in the election, particularly Dominion Voting Systems, has been tainted, and he wondered how she would prove it. For starters, Powell said that her legal team has pictures of votes being manipulated in real-time.

"It is terrifying, and it is a huge national security issue," Powell said. "Why the Department of Justice and FBI have not done something, Dominion is closing its offices and moving. No doubt they're shredding documents. God only knows what else. More than 100 Dominion people have wiped any connection with Dominion off the internet."

She also claims that they have testimony from witnesses opening military ballots and trashing them if they were for Trump, and substitute ballots were put in for Biden.

"I'm essentially staking my personal and professional reputation on these allegations, and I have no hesitation from what I've seen in doing so," she noted. "In fact, I think it would be irresponsible if not criminal of me not to come forward with it."

Posted by: TownHall.Com tipsheet at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (BBWrU)

47 {{{Chique}}} --> Commissar-Elect Hrothgar

We got you in a pincer movement!

((((hugz))))

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

48 Thanks WD

Here is some WD ONT worthy content for you all.

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/
2020/11/20/guy-who-decides-packaging-sketch-hilarious-realistic/

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (LWu6U)

49 Anyway, today is Norman Greenbaum's birthday, in case anyone was wondering.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)

50 Except for a few of you and you know who you are and what you did.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 10:12 PM (4I/2K)

It wasn't my fault! It was peer pressure plus I was drunk.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (KuT6N)

51 BBA (Bird Basketball Assoc) >> NBA

Birds don't spout woke nonsense.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (9hauA)

52 Oh my.. so many hugs.. so little time.

{{horde}}!!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (nxdel)

53 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (JFzNN)

54 @35
Also had Spider-Man which for some reason I thought was Easy Reader, Freeman.

Which was weird.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (qEjZn)

55 Hey, I got zapped out of that last post.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

56 x

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (mpXpK)

57
I had forgotten how much Grover sucked.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


That was "Touch me Elmo".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (UvBAo)

58 Howdy y'all!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (nakwk)

59 16 It's probably easier to get a cat to skin dive than to force it into a wetsuit. Cats can turn into 10 pounds of semisolid fury.
---------
Me: Hey Anko-chan, look at this!
Anko the cat: WTF is that and why did you wake me up for it?
It's a wetsuit, Anko!
Anko: The only "wet" thing I endorse is my water bowl, and your sink with the drippy faucet. Go away.
Me: Anko, its so we can go swimming together!
Anko: Aww hell no!!!
Me: (Biden impression) Aw c'mon girl, it'll be fun!!
Anko: *snikt* get that thing away before I cut you a good one, four eyes!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (W+kMI)

60 that is an interesting notion, Grover, and I expect you are a bigger idiot than you appear

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (WyVLE)

61 Cooper did that great scene in Wayne's World. He is also a golf fanatic. The second part amuses me as a non metal fan. This has to bother some of his fans as he is not keeping it real.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (ZbBR3)

62 Anyway, today is Norman Greenbaum's birthday, in case anyone was wondering.

Who??

*runs and ducks*

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (nxdel)

63
When you were a kid in the 70's, could you imagine listening to songs from the 10's and 20's?

Beatles and Rolling Stones songs are, what, almost 60 years old, now?


Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (QMRpq)

64 Oh my.. so many hugs.. so little time.

{{horde}}!!
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (nxdel)

Right?!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (KuT6N)

65 At least The Electric Company had Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:11 PM

It also had Tom Lehrer write some of the songs.

Posted by: Silent-E at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (BBWrU)

66 4pm - learn deny warcrime

I'm ded

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:16 PM (nakwk)

67 I just got done looking at that Bernstein post on Instapundit from earlier today approvingly quoting Kevin Williamson and moaning about how embarrassing that those icky conservatives are. Fuck me, that was infuriating, and frankly shame on Glenn Reynolds for allowing that slander on his blog. I think I'm done with it. I hope Sarah Hoyt abandons that ship.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 20, 2020 10:16 PM (L106N)

68 Except for a few of you and you know who you are and what you did.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 10:12 PM (4I/2K)
---

Somebody laced my Cheerwine with ecstasy!

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

69 26 the Cabela's Santa is straight out of a dystopian scifi movie
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 10:09 PM (nUhF0)

Shop Scheel's. Awesome inventory, nice employees, not owned by Paul Singer.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 10:16 PM (YkawN)

70 May the four winds blow you home again. I love that line!
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:13 PM (+hNEM)


I think it works better if you leave two words out of the first sentence!!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:16 PM (2C38g)

71 evening crew.
I may have the Vid.
Not sure yet.
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (Drr5h)

Uh oh. Take care of yourself Winston!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:16 PM (KuT6N)

72 Anyway, today is Norman Greenbaum's birthday, in case anyone was wondering.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (t+qrx)


At least he's got a friend in Jesus.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:16 PM (2JVJo)

73 8 Days till the Day formerly known as Black Friday ...

House close to Mom's has the Christmas tree up in the picture window ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (LPnfS)

74 {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (9hauA)

75 40
Alice Cooper is the guy who sings no more mister nice guy, yes?

That song is, like, 50 years old.
===========
And it's still valid and enjoyable today. Unlike, say, anything by Rage With The Machine.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (W+kMI)

76 It's Friday night and I'm sitting in front of a laptop at home.

I'm fine with that.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (oZuI0)

77 God Aften, oh Queen of Grønland!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

*tips crown*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (9hauA)

78
birbs

I like birbs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (QMRpq)

79 Hey Jordan61.. hey Insomniac!

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (nxdel)

80 The Korean/Japanese stuff is a riot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (oVJmc)

81 Hey chique, how went the presentations?

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (Ojki1)

82 {{{Jordan61}}}

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (2C38g)

83 Eric Schmidt
Thanks. It's mostly sinus drainage which is giving me a sore throat. No headaches, still have smell and taste senses. No muscle aches.
1/2 degree temp elevated but I may have not waited long enough to take it after dinner.
We'll see.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (Drr5h)

84 {{{Horrrrrrrdddde}}}

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (9hauA)

85 House close to Mom's has the Christmas tree up in the picture window ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (LPnfS)

Half of my neighbors have their friggin lights up already.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (KuT6N)

86 When you were a kid in the 70's, could you imagine listening to songs from the 10's and 20's?

I did. But I was never a typical child.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (2JVJo)

87 49 Anyway, today is Norman Greenbaum's birthday, in case anyone was wondering

Isn't he up there with the Spirit in the Sky?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (9UmRs)

88 Insom!!!

{{{Insom}}}

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (nakwk)

89 Except for a few of you and you know who you are and what you did.
Posted by: Count de Monet

It was like that when I got there!! Honest!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (Rvt88)

90 {{{Chique}}}!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (2C38g)

91 Love that red, white, and pew.

Fun story: Alice Cooper is, in fact, a sweet dude. He waited at my register once during my one temp job at a department store. He was buying his wife shoes for Christmas and for some reason, the salesperson led him over to my section and left him there while they went to find his items. It was slightly awkward.

Everyone here knows what he looks like without the makeup - he does commercials and stuff, some charity, etc. I think he was on the buses for a while. Poor kids probably just think that's just some old guy helping out.

Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (rwZk1)

92 Hey Jewells!!!

*hugs*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (nakwk)

93 My kid who's 10 now and her best friend has had pictures with Santa at Bass Pro every year since their first Christmas. I knew this year was going to be different because of the hysteria but that is pathetic.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (l6b3d)

94 Birds don't spout woke nonsense.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (9hauA)


Strong bumper sticker/t-shirt contender, right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

95 {{{Jordan61}}}
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (2C38g)

{{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (KuT6N)

96 Hi Jordan61 and Jewells! How goes it?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (9hauA)

97 How in the hell did those birds get trained to play basketball??
Posted by: davidt


Just playing ball is impressive.

How did they get them to play in teams based on color, and remember which basket was theirs?

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (P1f+c)

98 When you were a kid in the 70's, could you imagine listening to songs from the 10's and 20's?

Beatles and Rolling Stones songs are, what, almost 60 years old, now?


Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM


Beatles and Stones had the benefit of budding mass media.

Posted by: cintas at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (sVmYZ)

99 Grover with the blank canvas reminds me of perhaps one of my top five favorite limericks of all time:

Abstract Art - a limerick

There was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (m45I2)

100 ONT Greetings, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (QzJWU)

101 Didn't Elmo get jiggy with Katie Perry?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Bowling champion at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (n/szn)

102 {{{hogmartin}}}

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (9hauA)

103 Isn't he up there with the Spirit in the Sky?
Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (9UmRs)


Not quite yet.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (t+qrx)

104 Alice Cooper is a Born Again Christian so it's not too shocking he's volunteering at a food bank.

What's shocking is how old he is and by extension I am.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (qEjZn)

105 Hey Jordan61.. hey Insomniac!
Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (nxdel)

Hey Jewells!!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (KuT6N)

106 Richard Cheese, "Nookie/Break Stuff", from "Lounge Against the Machine"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOed_uAzEao

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

107 {{{Horrrrrrrdddde}}}
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (9hauA)


Reciprocated, chique. I wish we'd had more time to talk at the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (2JVJo)

108 Back in the day, I was into the punk scene. It's disgusting how many former punk rockers are now establishment shills. To my mind, limited government and maximal personal freedom are the logical outgrowth of most of what punk rock was about, but many of the assholes are just happy to live as just another segment of the of the democrat human centipede. SMH.

Henry Rollins of Black Flag supported Hillary Clinton

Posted by: bob frapples at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (hNjgQ)

109 'allo, chique.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

110 Rage Against the Karens

Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (EgshT)

111 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yyhoydyv

https://tinyurl.com/y3eeyazs

https://tinyurl.com/yxqmyd2o

https://tinyurl.com/y2s66cv3

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Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (qAR6u)

112 That Cabela's/Bass Pro Santa Zoo is abusive. How many kids are going to have THAT as their Christmas memory?

"Remember that time when we went to the Santa Zoo? He's an endangered species and they're trying to repopulate the North Pole!"

Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (rwZk1)

113 Hi Jordan61 and Jewells! How goes it?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (9hauA)

I'm hearing rumors that our CEO wants us all to take Covid tests every Monday. So not very happy about that.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (KuT6N)

114 Jordan! Chique! Hogmartin! Hrothgar! John Boy!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk)

115 Insom!!!

{{{Insom}}}
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (nakwk)

OK, I laughed.

As my people say, if no one will blow your trumpet, you might as well blow it yourself.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (9hauA)

116 88 Insom!!!

{{{Insom}}}
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (nakwk)

We have a song about that.

Posted by: Divinyls at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (Ojki1)

117 I did. But I was never a typical child.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (2JVJo)


BUT, did you have an Edison wax cylinder gramophone with a Morning Glory Trumpet, now that was real music for the ages!!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (2C38g)

118 Alice Cooper was a cross country track star in high school.

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (l3+k2)

119 I'm hearing rumors that our CEO wants us all to take Covid tests every Monday. So not very happy about that.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (KuT6N)

Your CEO is a retard.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk)

120 Henry Rollins of Black Flag supported Hillary Clinton
Posted by: bob frapples at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (hNjgQ)

Sad.

I liked that dude back in the day.

Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (rwZk1)

121 Thanks Jordan.
I am. Lots of tea, maybe some bourbon tonight.
I wouldn't be worried except there's another chemo next week.
At least it's in Moses Lake instead of Seattle.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (Drr5h)

122
Yeah, I guess we still listen to Vivaldi, Chopin, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (QMRpq)

123 Hi Jordan61 and Jewells! How goes it?

Meh...weird day today. IDK.. everything seems to just be out of whack.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (nxdel)

124 Rage Against the Karens
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (EgshT)


Read this as "Koreans" at first.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (t+qrx)

125 Hilarious. The Left had no issue with celebrities, athletes and politicians sending bail money to rioters, looters and arsonists. But this is apparently "trending" worthy.

NBA - Trending

Ricky Schroder


Actor Ricky Schroder is among those who made donations to put Kyle Rittenhouse's bail fund 'over the top', according to attorney Lin Wood. Rittenhouse, who is charged with killing two people during a protest in Kenosha, Wisconsin, was released from custody on Friday after posting $2 million bail

Trending with Silver Spoons, Kyle Rittenhouse


https://bit.ly/3fi5Toq

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (Do5/p)

126 LOL The bird basketball video is great!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (5FCda)

127 Reciprocated, chique. I wish we'd had more time to talk at the NoVaMoMe.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (2JVJo)

Me too!

How are you? I hope things are going well with you.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)

128 49 Anyway, today is Norman Greenbaum's birthday, in case anyone was wondering.
Posted by: hogmartin


You got me wondering how many movies that song appeared in. I did a little bit of a search, but couldn't find a good list.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

129 Richard Cheese, "Nookie/Break Stuff", from "Lounge Against the Machine"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOed_uAzEao
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

Heh, hubs was singing the Richard Cheese version of Down With The Sickness all damn day on Tuesday.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (KuT6N)

130 Thanks. It's mostly sinus drainage which is giving me a sore throat.
{...}
Posted by: Winston dreg of society


Neti pot ?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (LPnfS)

131 It wasn't my fault! It was peer pressure plus I was drunk.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (KuT6N)

Bacon Wench, eh? All is forgiven.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

132 There was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (m45I2)

Better than a Pollack.

*thumbs up*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (x8Wzq)

133 well, it only took about 1.5 hours, but i ordered 5000 Mil-Spec 5.56 primers from DS Arms.

base price is $295 plus shipping. price includes HazMat fee.

their web page is being deluged, because it's slow as shit, and even crashed once, according to Cloudflare.

gonna have to call on Monday, because it FUBAR'd the billing and mailing address, but i have a confirmation, so HOORAY for FOB DeDe!


Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (2NQZE)

134 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3ose775

https://tinyurl.com/yylv9vk7

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Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (qAR6u)

135 Yeah, Japanese and Koreans do not like each other.

It's probably more in the direction of Koreans not liking Japanese. Not entirely unjustified, given Japan's actions in Korea before and during WWII.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:23 PM (H3MF8)

136 Hogmartin! John Boy! Insomniac!

We're very close to getting a reprobate quorum!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:23 PM (2C38g)

137 {{Insomniac}}

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:23 PM (nxdel)

138 Good evening. Thanks for the content, WD!

Kid asking rollerblading chick if she's okay, before she's even stopped tumbling. Like, I dunno kid, can you give me a second to get upright and check, first?!

Magic Santa Shield. Man, I always expected dystopia, but I never thought it would feel so damn stupid.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 20, 2020 10:23 PM (OssQ4)

139 BUT, did you have an Edison wax cylinder gramophone with a Morning Glory Trumpet, now that was real music for the ages!!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules!




Hey! That baby went paraffin!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 10:23 PM (UvBAo)

140 BUT, did you have an Edison wax cylinder gramophone with a Morning Glory Trumpet, now that was real music for the ages!!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (2C38g)


That I did not. I still don't. I would love one, but first I want to buy a mutoscope.

I need to win the lottery.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:23 PM (2JVJo)

141 and THIRST!

now to go grill dinner.

BIAB.

and if you see Night Nurse here before i get back, tell him to be of good cheer.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 10:23 PM (2NQZE)

142 Read about the states requiring a negative Covid test before you can come into the state. How the full fvck can they enforce something that stupid. Are there checkpoints at the border like East Germany? Are there armed military at the airports demanding papers. We are at full stupid.

Posted by: Megthered at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (SM/op)

143 "We said Rage Against THE Machine, not Rage Against MY Machine" - Tom Morello

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (qAR6u)

144 Oh how I wish I had an internet connection that did not rely on 10 lb test line!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (2C38g)

145 Neti pot ?
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic


Is is stronger than the regular pot?

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (P1f+c)

146 Getting my small 7 lb tom to the vet is like the battle between Rikki-tikki-tavi and Nag among the water jars. Every time.

Freakin' feral kittens grown up to be lunatic toms with attitude. Be warned

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (WyVLE)

147 As my people say, if no one will blow your trumpet, you might as well blow it yourself.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (9hauA)


Yes!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (4I/2K)

148 They'll need to clean that bird basketball court pretty thoroughly after the game. A couple of those birds were dribbling all over.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (m45I2)

149 One of the sad things about this covid overreaction is the impact on developing children. Imagine being taught to be frightened of other children and to cover up half of your face when you aren't at home. And all the other stuff. Not to mention the ones having to do remote learning.

We'll probably start seeing the results big time in a few years.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (9hauA)

150 welcome to my nightmare is very great

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (+hNEM)

151 I have some mea culpas from last thread. The Stork was Hendricks, not Villapiano. Riggins' SB TD run was 42 not 43 yards. Oh, and contrary to some statements by others, Danny White did win a SB with Dallas (1977 over Denver). White was the starting punter. He did lose 3 championships in a row, 1980-1982 (Phi, SF, Was).

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (KAi1n)

152 That Rudolph picture is made all the better by how angry he looks. He always knew he'd get his revenge...

Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (rwZk1)

153 I'm hearing rumors that our CEO wants us all to take Covid tests every Monday. So not very happy about that.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (KuT6N)


'The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission made it clear that employers can't force workers to take COVID-19 antibody tests, as businesses begin grappling with how to safely reopen amid the pandemic.'


Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)

154 We are at full stupid.
Posted by: Megthered at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (SM/op)


Not quite, we haven't gone weapons free...

yet!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (2C38g)

155 29 How in the hell did those birds get trained to play basketball??
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 10:10 PM (l3+k2)


I learned it from watching you, OK. I LEARED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!

Posted by: Birds at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (B76OU)

156 And now, a word from the mainstream media:

It's not even "cases" anymore. Because a CDC-defined "case" is "positive test + symptoms".

Since the vast majority of people getting tested nowadays have zero symptoms, they are simply reporting "positive tests" to keep the hysteria going.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (Do5/p)

157 Lots of stuffing in that bird basketball game.

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (l3+k2)

158 I'm here.
How is everybody? I see lots of hugs.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (sd8p8)

159 We are at full stupid.
Posted by: Megthered at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (SM/op)

Don't count on it. They will soon outdo themselves.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (9hauA)

160 that was from June.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (zr5Kq)

161 You got me wondering how many movies that song appeared in. I did a little bit of a search, but couldn't find a good list.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (+lVUW)


Heck of a lot, that's for sure. That fuzzy buzzy intro note is about the fastest shorthand for "around 1970" you can get for setting a scene.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (t+qrx)

162
I am worn out. I've been working like a dog this week getting shit ready for the new house completion. I just got through running the last leg of the water line to it. I was waiting for the septic tank man to get there and get that completed because I was worried about where his drain lines were going to go.

Turns out they went nowhere near it, and I could've run it weeks ago, but I didn't know. I'd been waiting on Mr. Septic for about 2 months and he finally dragged his ass out there Tues. He put the whole thing in in just 5 hours, and that was even with hitting some rock. He had to move the tank over a little bit from where we planned.

THe final leg of my water line was about 170', making a total of about 800' from the well.

I'm well pleased. I sized the pump and main line for an easy 10GPM flow, and I've got the best flow I've ever had in my life, really, barring the few years I've been on city water, like in college.

And then I had to do some other shit, but it looks like I'm through, knock on wood, and we'll soon be moving in.

Miley loves it, and loves her kitchen (which she picked out, and modified).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (rCwaK)

163 {{{SHARON}}}

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (9hauA)

164

What's a Mutoscope? Is it like a Kaleidoscope?


anyone still have their VIEWMASTER toy?
Could a kid appreciate something like that, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (QMRpq)

165 142 Read about the states requiring a negative Covid test before you can come into the state. How the full fvck can they enforce something that stupid. Are there checkpoints at the border like East Germany? Are there armed military at the airports demanding papers. We are at full stupid.

Posted by: Megthered at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (SM/op)

I'm pretty sure that New York is one of those states. The hilarious part is that their biggest problem is people getting the fuck out of the state.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (qAR6u)

166



Hello, sharon.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (zr5Kq)

167 Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the propety of the people, or reduce them to slavery under the arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obediance.
-John Locke - 1690, London

Posted by: Tommyboy at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (HU93f)

168 Read about the states requiring a negative Covid test before you can come into the state. How the full fvck can they enforce something that stupid. Are there checkpoints at the border like East Germany? Are there armed military at the airports demanding papers. We are at full stupid.
Posted by: Megthered at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (SM/op)

Mom is supposed to visit one of my sisters for New Year's. She was worried about California's quarantine travel advisory. I told her, who do you think is going to check? Nobody. So don't worry about it.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (KuT6N)

169 150 welcome to my nightmare is very great
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (+hNEM)

His Friday the 13th VI song...
...

Yeah.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (Ojki1)

170 I vote we get rid of the NBA and replace it with the birds.

Posted by: President-Elect pj at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (qlTN9)

171 Henry Rollins of Black Flag supported Hillary Clinton
Posted by: bob frapples at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (hNjgQ)


Case in point. See also anything Jello Biafra has said in the last 20 years.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (XIABQ)

172 We'll probably start seeing the results big time in a few years.

They have no idea what they've done. Or maybe they do. It's beyond sad.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (nxdel)

173 Omg that korean/jap standoff has me dying here. lolol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (9Om/r)

174 "We said Rage Against THE Machine, not Rage Against MY Machine" - Tom Morello
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (qAR6u)


Machines for sale

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (t+qrx)

175 Regarding our view as men when it comes to the attractiveness of women, it's no doubt true that the ladies look good to us no matter the attire, as long as there are some basic grooming standards. However, the older I get (now that I've hit 29), the more I appreciate the more feminine mode of dress.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (L106N)

176 How are you? I hope things are going well with you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)


Much better, thank you! Since I realized I was letting the election drive me crazy and determined not to let it, I've been a lot calmer and less angry.

I have to work the day after Thanksgiving, but in recompense, I have this Monday off, so I am going to spend the day working on my book. One thing I do have to do is look through my old movie books to find an actress whose face I can 'steal' for one of my main characters, whom I am not quite sure of her appearance.

I hope everything is well for you, too?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (2JVJo)

177 65 At least The Electric Company had Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:11 PM

It also had Tom Lehrer write some of the songs.
=====
Holy crap, he was the guy who did the "Silent e" song! Now wonder the guy sounded familiar later on....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91BQqdNOUxs

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (W+kMI)

178 Do you think Japan and Korea like each other?
---

No, but I bet, properly motivated, they can agree China is asshoe.

Posted by: Methos at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (kOpft)

179 Getting my small 7 lb tom to the vet is like the battle between Rikki-tikki-tavi and Nag among the water jars. Every time.

Freakin' feral kittens grown up to be lunatic toms with attitude. Be warned


Posted by: Kindltot



Lay pillow case on floor, get kitty onto pillow case, lift pillow case, place pillow case and kitty in carrier. Now it's the vets problem.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (UvBAo)

180 >>> 119 I'm hearing rumors that our CEO wants us all to take Covid tests every Monday. So not very happy about that.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (KuT6N)

Your CEO is a retard.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk)

My company's leadership announced this week they want every employee to wash their hands a minimum of once per hour for every hour we're at work.

Note, I'm not in food services. I'm a humble engineer, simulating the cosmic mysteries of structural dynamics, alone on a computer, in my own cube.

Everyone with an iota of power is turning into a raging hypochondriac.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (l6b3d)

181 it has to be Magic Johnson's worst nightmare. Bird scores every point in the game.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (ZbBR3)

182 Adriane
That's an idea. I usually just heat water with salt and snort it over the sink.
Not sure if that's what I need yet.
This just started this morning.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (Drr5h)

183 120 Henry Rollins of Black Flag supported Hillary Clinton
Posted by: bob frapples at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (hNjgQ)

Sad.

I liked that dude back in the day.
Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (rwZk1)

I thought he was pretty awesome for a long time, but then I saw a video he'd made where he was, uh, I guess the best way to describe it is... he was sexually menacing Ann Coulter. He demanded that she come to his house and be his sex slave. He'd make her cook and clean every day, and then he'd give her the best sex she'd ever had at night, but mostly, he'd teach her to "shut the fuck up" and stop expressing her opinions.

I pretty much lost all respect for him after that.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (H3MF8)

184 {{Sharon}}! Hope all is well in your neck of the woods.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (nxdel)

185 How in the hell did those birds get trained to play basketball??
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 10:10 PM (l3+k2)

I learned it from watching you, OK. I LEARED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
Posted by: Birds at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (B76OU)


OK, pack it up, everyone. We're done here.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (t+qrx)

186 New: Black voters in Detroit and a voting rights group, repped by @NAACP_LDF, are suing Trump in federal court, accusing him of violating the Voting Rights Act by trying to undermine the election results in Michigan

Posted by: More moolah for the lawyers at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (BBWrU)

187 evening crew.

I may have the Vid.

Not sure yet.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (Drr5h)


get the zinc lozenges, the vitamin D and C, the quercetin, and tell your MD you think your recent girlfriend has chlamydia, and ask for a round of Z-pac just to be safe.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (WyVLE)

188 'The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission made it clear that employers can't force workers to take COVID-19 antibody tests, as businesses begin grappling with how to safely reopen amid the pandemic.'


Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)

Ooooh, thanks!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (KuT6N)

189 Somebody laced my Cheerwine with ecstasy!

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)


Dickatrix eh? All is forgiven.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (4I/2K)

190 And then I had to do some other shit, but it looks like I'm through, knock on wood, and we'll soon be moving in.

Miley loves it, and loves her kitchen (which she picked out, and modified).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


Huzzah!

May you have many happy years together, there ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 10:29 PM (LPnfS)

191 I don't get the "internet ruins everything" picture. Am I the wrong gender to get it?

Posted by: pookysgirl, puzzled at November 20, 2020 10:29 PM (XKZwp)

192 The Dahmer meme is funny. Im sure those he invited over for dinner would disagree.

Posted by: Dwaynerz at November 20, 2020 10:29 PM (gtu/X)

193 Abstract Art - a limerick

There was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this => side up.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:19 PM (m45I2)

Perfect.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:29 PM (9hauA)

194 It seems a lot of Heavy Metal guys are conservative. For some strange reason, game show hosts have the highest correlation with not being a lib.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:29 PM (ZbBR3)

195 They replaced all the reindeer Rudolph murdered, never told anyone, covered up the story, offed anyone who threatened to go public, Santa kept the bodies in a bizarre underground shrine, Dasher's ex-wife (2002-2006) says everything will come out if anything happens to her, unbelievable story.

Posted by: Nathan R. Jessup at November 20, 2020 10:29 PM (YhAQg)

196 {{Chique}}
I got to shoot today! It was fabulous!. I did so well, I took the targets home. Can't wait to go again.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (sd8p8)

197 We'll probably start seeing the results big time in a few years.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (9hauA)


Months ago, when I did my annual physical, my doctor and I agreed that is going to be a very large dysfunctional set of young people that grew up thinking that it was completely normal to never see a stranger's face and unable to interpret any facial clues when in a discussion!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (2C38g)

198 Bird steals! Bird steals!

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (l3+k2)

199 BUT, did you have an Edison wax cylinder gramophone with a Morning Glory Trumpet, now that was real music for the ages!!


I do have an Edison Dictaphone that uses wax cylinders.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (oVJmc)

200 Everyone with an iota of power is turning into a raging hypochondriac. nazi
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (l6b3d)

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (zr5Kq)

201 Dark Starr never ceases to amaze.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (+hNEM)

202 So,

I see you there...in my flashlight beam...eyes wide...you know who I am...just close your eyes and think of rice and fish...

let the games begin...

Posted by: Nightwatch tunnel rat at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (u1WYs)

203 http://voxday.blogspot.com/2020/11/trumpslide-2024.html

--Either this is the other show dropping . . . or a *third* shoe.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (oZuI0)

204 I think I'd die of laughter if I saw that RATM face diaper IRL. It's truly the age of hollowed-out phonies.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (L106N)

205 Read about the states requiring a negative Covid test before you can come into the state. How the full fvck can they enforce something that stupid. Are there checkpoints at the border like East Germany? Are there armed military at the airports demanding papers. We are at full stupid.
Posted by: Megthered


Yellow stars for those that haven't had it?
Red arm bands for those that have had it and recovered?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (+ZSW1)

206 170 I vote we get rid of the NBA and replace it with the birds.
===
Ratings will go up.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:31 PM (W+kMI)

207 Dark Starrz.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:31 PM (+hNEM)

208 206 170 I vote we get rid of the NBA and replace it with the birds.
===
Ratings will go up.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:31 PM (W+kMI)

The birbs play better defense.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:31 PM (H3MF8)

209 New: Black voters in Detroit and a voting rights
group, repped by @NAACP_LDF, are suing Trump in federal court, accusing
him of violating the Voting Rights Act by trying to undermine the
election results in Michigan

Posted by: More moolah for the lawyers at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (BBWrU)

Yay! More discovery!

Posted by: Methos at November 20, 2020 10:31 PM (kOpft)

210 What's a Mutoscope? Is it like a Kaleidoscope?

A mutoscope is a larger version of flip-pages:

https://tinyurl.com/y4acq3bm

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:31 PM (2JVJo)

211 Machines for sale
Posted by: hogmartin


If they're wearing lace wigs, Imma outa here ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 10:31 PM (LPnfS)

212 Bob's Burgers next door store always has a great pun name.

My favorite is The Thesaurus Shop, Store, Market, Boutique

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (2DOZq)

213 Koreans hate the Japanese for all their WWII atrocities.

I was discussing this with a friend recently in the context of Collision in Korea, a 1995 wrestling pay-per-view staged in NORTH Korea by WCW and New Japan Pro Wrestling.

One of the many brilliant ideas of Eric Bischoff, the behind the scenes shit is literally terrifying. Guys being detained, shaken down, etc.

The main event was legendary Japanese wrestler Antonio Inoki (who was 52 at the time, as well as a member of the Japanese Diet [Parliament]) vs. Ric Flair. Bischoff had asked Hulk Hogan, who, of course, said, "Fuck, no." The crowd was very much behind Inoki, who won. I found it a bit odd.

And the whole thing is on YouTube if you're interested.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (DKl3g)

214 My company's leadership announced this week they want every employee to wash their hands a minimum of once per hour for every hour we're at work.

Note, I'm not in food services. I'm a humble engineer, simulating the cosmic mysteries of structural dynamics, alone on a computer, in my own cube.

Everyone with an iota of power is turning into a raging hypochondriac.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (l6b3d)

You have got to be kidding.

People are going insane.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (9hauA)

215 Your CEO is a retard.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (nakwk)

I'm disappointed, because at the beginning of all this he was fighting hard against all the nonsense. I don't know what changed.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (KuT6N)

216 Ooooh, thanks!
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (KuT6N)

yeah. your CEO can shove it. falls under ADA or something. temperature taking is allowed. which you are probably doing already.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (zr5Kq)

217 Since the vast majority of people getting tested nowadays have zero symptoms, they are simply reporting "positive tests" to keep the hysteria going.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 20, 2020 10:25 PM (Do5/p)


Isn't tht the very definition of herd immunity?

Asking for a friend!

Posted by: Commissar Faurci at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (2C38g)

218 When you were a kid in the 70's, could you imagine listening to songs from the 10's and 20's?

******


Mairzy Doats and Dozy Doats
And little lambzy Divy
Kiddzlie Divy too wouldn't you?



(miss ya Mom!)

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (m45I2)

219 {{Chique}}
I got to shoot today! It was fabulous!. I did so well, I took the targets home. Can't wait to go again.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (sd8p

Fantastic. I may or may not be jealous.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (9hauA)

220 Poison is one of my favorite Alice Cooper songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

221 1 and 1 bomb is end of war

one of my favorite 4chan threads ever, lol

Posted by: brak at November 20, 2020 10:33 PM (cG+eD)

222 >> May you have many happy years together, there ...

Thank you. That's where we're going to spend the rest of our lives. All our days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2020 10:33 PM (rCwaK)

223 New: Black voters in Detroit and a voting rights group, repped by @NAACP_LDF, are suing Trump in federal court, accusing him of violating the Voting Rights Act by trying to undermine the election results in Michigan


Cheating is not guaranteed by the VRA.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 10:33 PM (oVJmc)

224
That Cabela's/Bass Pro Santa Zoo is abusive. How many kids are going to have THAT as their Christmas memory?



"Remember that time when we went to the Santa Zoo? He's an endangered species and they're trying to repopulate the North Pole!"
Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (rwZk1)


Um . . . .

https://youtu.be/V65zvJHd120

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 10:33 PM (WyVLE)

225 Hey everybody!

WeirdDave, thanks for the 100% Starship-free ONT. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

226 it has to be Magic Johnson's worst nightmare. Bird scores every point in the game.

*Golf clap*

Posted by: Weirddave at November 20, 2020 10:33 PM (XIABQ)

227 191 I don't get the "internet ruins everything" picture. Am I the wrong gender to get it?
=======
In order to even have an opinion, you have to have played the God of War video games, or at least someone who played them, and know what "Rule 34" and "gender bending" mean.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (W+kMI)

228 Sharon that's great! I was supposed to take my daughter this Monday but her work schedule changed dammit. Guess I'll go alone. Again. No worries.. I'm getting better every time.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (nxdel)

229 Months ago, when I did my annual physical, my doctor and I agreed that is going to be a very large dysfunctional set of young people that grew up thinking that it was completely normal to never see a stranger's face and unable to interpret any facial clues when in a discussion!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (2C38g)

It really is very sad - and a crime.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

230 You know you hit the kitty jackpot when your formerly feral kitty loves being put in a sling pouch and be driven around. I felt sorry for everyone who had their kitties in a carrier when mine was dozing in my lap at the vet's.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (KAi1n)

231 {{Jewells}}
Doing okay once I got over my snit about how my grandkids are at the inlaws for every holiday and birthday. Got to play with them yesterday and realized that it was just fine. I'l do Thanksgiving with my other son and his wife abd we will cook up a gourmet masterpiece and I'll get to drink a nice vintage along with it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (sd8p8)

232 Every Minnesota Golden Gopher football team player has "END RACISM" in big bold letters on their uniforms tonight in place of their names.

Can't get away from this shit...

https://bit.ly/35NyvCS

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (Do5/p)

233 I'm disappointed, because at the beginning of all this he was fighting hard against all the nonsense. I don't know what changed.
Posted by: Jordan61



Company lawyers got to him and explained "liability" to him.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (+ZSW1)

234 Bad news everyone, I'm here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (SchxB)

235 Blanco !

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (zr5Kq)

236 [iI do have an Edison Dictaphone that uses wax cylinders.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 10:30 PM (oVJmc)

Doesn't count unless you have the original Morning Glory Trumpet!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (2C38g)

237 White birds can't jump.

Posted by: MW at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (gWtVa)

238
New: Black voters in Detroit and a voting rights group, repped by @NAACP_LDF, are suing Trump in federal court, accusing him of violating the Voting Rights Act by trying to undermine the election results in Michigan

This is actually good for the president.
First of all, these people have no standing nor injury.
But it exposes the Farce even more.
Plus, a judge might actually entertain this case and move it forward, therefore exacerbating the Farce.

All of this is coming to a head, as they say.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (QMRpq)

239 Everyone, who will get into a fight the fastest if you mix them up?

- Germans vs Russians
- Scots vs Irish vs Brits
- Japanese vs Chinese vs Koreans

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

240 Lived in Phoenix for many years. Met Alice Cooper many many times.

Like Ferris Bueller, he's a Righteous Dude.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 10:36 PM (4VafR)

241
I'm disappointed, because at the beginning of all this he was fighting hard against all the nonsense. I don't know what changed.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (KuT6N)

The self-administered test is no big deal. They can't require the antibody test because it's a blood test. If the job is paying for the tests, great. Then you'll have a result to show to Hawaii if you decide to take a vacation. Flights and condos there are dirt cheap, but avoid Honolulu.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 10:36 PM (YkawN)

242 Bad news everyone, I'm here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (SchxB)

Darn it.



How's it going?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:36 PM (9hauA)

243 Read about the states requiring a negative Covid
test before you can come into the state. How the full fvck can they
enforce something that stupid. Are there checkpoints at the border like
East Germany? Are there armed military at the airports demanding papers.
We are at full stupid.



Posted by: Megthered at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (SM/op)



I'm pretty sure that New York is one of those states. The hilarious
part is that their biggest problem is people getting the fuck out of the
state.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (qAR6u)

They cannot enforce that any more than they could enforce their order to quarantine if you were coming into the state.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 10:37 PM (946rW)

244 Bad news everyone, I'm here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again


He's bad, He's bad, you know it !!!

Posted by: The Gnus at November 20, 2020 10:37 PM (LPnfS)

245 Eagles fans vs. Santa Claus

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 10:37 PM (KAi1n)

246
They got the floor in today, and the guy worked well past sundown to get it in. He was a Mexican, doing the jobs Americans won't do, I guess. I laughed, as he brought his whole damn family with him. Well, I think the wife picked up the kids from school, and they just stayed there. 4 kids, and the were running around playing. One of them got to playing near my open trench, and that worried me. It wasn't that deep, but I warned the little boy away.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2020 10:37 PM (rCwaK)

247
On the live evening edition (5pm est) of Warroom.org, co-host and former CIA, Jack Maxey said he was handed a spreadsheet from a source he knows.
The spreadsheet has names of registered voters in PA and MI.
It compares the names in each state:
First name, Middle initial, Last name, and date of birth.
So how many people are on both lists?
On the list there are: (go ahead, guess)
































Those that match all 4 criteria, total number, is:






























Drumroll!

















130,000+.

Now, there is probably a Jay J. Johnson (don't call me Ray), born on September 3, 1973 in both PA and MI. But 130,000 like that?

In addition, there are lists growing of PA and MI people over 80 that don't vote, but their ballot counted in 2020, and they were called and asked if they voted. All said "no".
There are I believe a few thousand of these names, and counting.

A lot of this is grassroots activity, people are finding some hinky crap, and are following up. Small groups of people are making thousands of phone calls and logging all of the answers to their stock questions. Then they report their findings to the Trump legal campaign.

This is where they are getting a lot of their data, which they then turn into affidavits and evidence documents.

3 years of legal work in 3 weeks.

Now this is MY America!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 10:37 PM (sy5kK)

248 Holy crap, he was the guy who did the "Silent e" song! Now wonder the guy sounded familiar later on....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91BQqdNOUxs
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (W+kMI)


There was an off-Broadway revue of Lehrer's songs years ago, Tomfoolery. I always wanted a group near me to do it so I could audition. I can actually do a pretty decent Lehrer imitation with enough time and alcohol.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (2JVJo)

249 It really is very sad - and a crime.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)


State approved child abuse...

for which CPS would take away your kids if you did it as a parent!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (2C38g)

250
239 Everyone, who will get into a fight the fastest if you mix them up?

- Germans vs Russians
- Scots vs Irish vs Brits
- Japanese vs Chinese vs Koreans


My money is on Alabama vs Auburn

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (4VafR)

251 It seems a lot of Heavy Metal guys are conservative.



Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:29 PM (ZbBR3)

Fucking eh we are. Probably because we know history, because a lot of the songs deal with history in some form, and to write lyrics you have to know wtf you're talking about, so you read, and when you read you learn. Then after a bit you realize the left are the assholes you been writing about. Then you see how they fucking ruin everything you like, etc etc.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (9Om/r)

252 runner, I see you.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (sd8p8)

253 46 For starters, Powell said that her legal team has pictures of votes being manipulated in real-time.

This was said a bit after 5m:00 in the O'Connor interview.

I hope she doesn't just mean people who screen-captured the Edison feed on CNN going up-and-down or something (which might be due to round-off effects).

She also mentions that Bernie probably won the 2016 CA Primary, and people told him about the Dominion manipulation, but he didn't want to fight it.

Posted by: The Votes no longer Matter at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (BBWrU)

254 Also I have yet another food question for everyone:

Anybody here ever try Inka Kola?

For my UberEats job, I've been delivering a lot lately from an old Carls Jr in Hawaiian Gardens that's been converted into a place called Inka Pollo Express. Besides the sandwiches with fries and the Lomo Saltado, they sell both cans and 2-liters of Inka Kola. Tempted to try some.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

255 I'l do Thanksgiving with my other son and his wife abd we will cook up a gourmet masterpiece and I'll get to drink a nice vintage along with it.

Good for you girl.

Posted by: Jewells45TRUMPWON! at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (nxdel)

256 New: Black voters in Detroit and a voting rights group, repped by @NAACP_LDF, are suing Trump in federal court, accusing him of violating the Voting Rights Act by trying to undermine the election results in Michigan

---> i guess the detroit ballot stuffers are hoping the GOP to give them another 40 year consent decree to cheat without reprecussions.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (a3Tyz)

257 I pretty much lost all respect for him after that.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (H3MF

Well, shit. I hadn't heard of that. I lost interest in all music and entertainment a while back. I only knew of Rollins through MTV/VH1 (maybe some other channel?), so when those went away from actual music, I never encountered him again.

Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (rwZk1)

258 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

259 Grapefruit, well duh ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

260 234 Bad news everyone, I'm here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (SchxB)

----------

*checks clipboard*

One cross each, line on the left.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (wPVhA)

261 Basketballing birds:

The Hooping Cranes!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (m45I2)

262
It's probably more in the direction of Koreans not liking Japanese. Not entirely unjustified, given Japan's actions in Korea before and during WWII.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler


According to a Korean American that I once chatted with, the Japanese have always considered Koreans their inferiors. That is in addition to the horrible shit that the Japanese did to the Koreans and others around the time of WWII.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

263 120 Henry Rollins of Black Flag supported Hillary Clinton
Posted by: bob frapples at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (hNjgQ)

Sad.

I liked that dude back in the day.
Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:21 PM (rwZk1)

I thought he was pretty awesome for a long time, but then I saw a video he'd made where he was, uh, I guess the best way to describe it is... he was sexually menacing Ann Coulter. He demanded that she come to his house and be his sex slave. He'd make her cook and clean every day, and then he'd give her the best sex she'd ever had at night, but mostly, he'd teach her to "shut the fuck up" and stop expressing her opinions.

I pretty much lost all respect for him after that.

"Get in the Van" is a great document. I bought it the first week it came out on hardback. Still have it dog-eared and all. But Henry has become all he used to rail against.

Posted by: bob frapples at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (hNjgQ)

264 Hi Ladyl!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (9hauA)

265 Bird cage

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (m45I2)

266 I'm laughing my ass off at the Rudolph picture.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

267 Chique!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

268 So the Dominion folk are running away now in PA?

Nothing to see here...move along...

Posted by: Nightwatch tunnel rat at November 20, 2020 10:40 PM (u1WYs)

269 Lived in Phoenix for many years. Met Alice Cooper many many times.

Like Ferris Bueller, he's a Righteous Dude.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 10:36 PM (4VafR)

He used to come into my gym / tennis club when I lived in the Hudson Valley. Used to jog the indoor track with him. You are correct that he was a really nice guy.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 20, 2020 10:40 PM (2DOZq)

270 My company's leadership announced this week they want every employee to wash their hands a minimum of once per hour for every hour we're at work.

Note, I'm not in food services. I'm a humble engineer, simulating the cosmic mysteries of structural dynamics, alone on a computer, in my own cube.

Everyone with an iota of power is turning into a raging hypochondriac.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2020 10:27 PM (l6b3d)

All about the control and conformity.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)

271 How's it going?

Pretty good, actually. Yesterday I finally got the offer letter I've been waiting on for three weeks. Filled out background check forms today. Pee in a cup on Monday or Tuesday.

Took the three working days next week off from the current job. I'll log in long enough to send my resignation letter on Monday.

And then I had a beautiful woman ask me how it's going. Can't top that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:40 PM (SchxB)

272 FIRST!

Posted by: Gingy at November 20, 2020 10:40 PM (JXT9B)

273 >One of the sad things about this covid overreaction is the impact on developing children. Imagine being taught to be frightened of other children and to cover up half of your face when you aren't at home. And all the other stuff. Not to mention the ones having to do remote learning.

We'll probably start seeing the results big time in a few years.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM (9hauA)

Absolutely. I can verify that these lockdowns have already had a huge negative effect on my kids. I'm now convinced that there is going to be lifelong fallout from this. That's why I'd love to see ace post that thread idea that Buzzion(?) was requesting so that we could present the evidence of all of the negative effects of the lockdowns and mask mandates to the ninnies shrieking YOU'RE KILLING PEOPLE to those of us who've had enough of the wreckage of our kids' and seniors' lives.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (L106N)

274 As I understand it, Japan was horrible to everybody around WW2.

We had to beat their out-of-control hyper warrior complex out of them, which is just another reason why going apeshit a/k/a nuclear was probably the best decision on Truman's part.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

275 Okay, I officially have nothing.

I'll just sit over here in the corner.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (m45I2)

276 238
New: Black voters in Detroit and a voting rights group, repped by @NAACP_LDF, are suing Trump in federal court, accusing him of violating the Voting Rights Act by trying to undermine the election results in Michigan

This is actually good for the president.
First of all, these people have no standing nor injury.
But it exposes the Farce even more.
Plus, a judge might actually entertain this case and move it forward, therefore exacerbating the Farce.

All of this is coming to a head, as they say.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (QMRpq)


Lefties never figured out that Discovery is going to be a bitch for them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (sy5kK)

277 I don't get the "internet ruins everything" picture. Am I the wrong gender to get it?
Posted by: pookysgirl, puzzled at November 20, 2020 10:29 PM (XKZwp)


Rule 34.

There are many sites that specialize in sexualizing cartoons or fantasy characters.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (2JVJo)

278 It'll take a few months, but I can't wait to see the cucks who think we have short memories going to Operation Con the Rubes and failing badly at it.

The first will be the very expendable small fish like JeffB, Poppin' Fresh, and Baseball Cuck, then the bigger ones when Soros and the Big Tech funding cuts them off once it's determined they're no longer needed.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (qAR6u)

279
Fucking eh we are. Probably because we know history, because a lot of the songs deal with history in some form, and to write lyrics you have to know wtf you're talking about, so you read, and when you read you learn. Then after a bit you realize the left are the assholes you been writing about. Then you see how they fucking ruin everything you like, etc etc.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (9Om/r)


You are wise beyond your years, dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

280 249 It really is very sad - and a crime.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

State approved child abuse...

for which CPS would take away your kids if you did it as a parent!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (2C38g)

They'll take your kids away for NOT masking them up before too long.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (nakwk)

281 I don't get the "internet ruins everything" picture. Am I the wrong gender to get it?

It's the Gods of War video game. The whole plot involves the warrior hero (Kratos) who is forced to quest with his (as he sees it initially) weakling son (Atreus), and throughout the game they come to love and appreciate each other. It's all about male bonding between fathers and sons, and the, uh, dynamic would be quite a bit different if Kratos was a busty chick, as in that picture.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (XIABQ)

282 257 I pretty much lost all respect for him after that.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (H3MF

Well, shit. I hadn't heard of that. I lost interest in all music and entertainment a while back. I only knew of Rollins through MTV/VH1 (maybe some other channel?), so when those went away from actual music, I never encountered him again.
Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (rwZk1)

He got what was comin' to him in Heat...

He best remember that!

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)

283 239- Turks v Greeks for the win.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (hjQXg)

284 New: Black voters in Detroit and a voting rights
group, repped by @NAACP_LDF, are suing Trump in federal court, accusing
him of violating the Voting Rights Act by trying to undermine the
election results in Michigan



---> i guess the detroit ballot stuffers are hoping the GOP to
give them another 40 year consent decree to cheat without reprecussions.

Posted byresident elect redcheckmark at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (a3Tyz)

Fuck them... they do not get extra rights to commit fraud because they are black.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (946rW)

285 Basketballing birds:

The Hooping Cranes!

Posted by: Muldoon


vs. The Balled Eagles?

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (P1f+c)

286 Congrats Blanco!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (m45I2)

287 or my UberEats job, I've been delivering a lot
lately from an old Carls Jr in Hawaiian Gardens that's been converted
into a place called Inka Pollo Express. Besides the sandwiches with
fries and the Lomo Saltado, they sell both cans and 2-liters of Inka
Kola. Tempted to try some.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

the last place sounds like a Peruvian chicken joint. If done well, meaning they don't dry out the white meat to much, Peruvian chicken can be really good. Inca cola is one of their main sodas, it tastes a lot like bubble gum.

From my sleuthing, rottiserie chicken is not the most popular dish in Peru. Like many foreign lands, they love them the seafood. I think they eat more ceviche than chicken. It is pretty obvious why the chicken is more popular here.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (ZbBR3)

288 269 He used to come into my gym / tennis club when I lived in the Hudson Valley. Used to jog the indoor track with him. You are correct that he was a really nice guy.


I saw him out on the golf course pretty regularly in the early-to-mid-90s, and he'd work the room at Cooperstown sometimes on gameday, too.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (4VafR)

289 Koreans get some revenge. They run all the Pachinko parlors in Japan.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (2DOZq)

290 State approved child abuse...

for which CPS would take away your kids if you did it as a parent!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (2C38g)

You kids just traumatized by masks got off lucky with parental/system tag team.

Guess what we have to do frequently to keep our body from closing our surgically mangled genitals.

Posted by: "transgender" kids in 10 years at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (Ojki1)

291 Okay, I officially have nothing.

I'll just sit over here in the corner.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (m45I2)

You have done excellent work. You deserve to relax.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (9hauA)

292 254 Also I have yet another food question for everyone:

Anybody here ever try Inka Kola?

For my UberEats job, I've been delivering a lot lately from an old Carls Jr in Hawaiian Gardens that's been converted into a place called Inka Pollo Express. Besides the sandwiches with fries and the Lomo Saltado, they sell both cans and 2-liters of Inka Kola. Tempted to try some.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

--I had Inka Kola in Peru, shortly after Coca-Cola bought it out (Coke does that a lot, beating competition they can't handle by acquiring it).

Kinda bubble gum tasting. Bought an Inka Kola T-shirt down there as well!

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (oZuI0)

293 Then you'll have a result to show to Hawaii if you decide to take a vacation. Flights and condos there are dirt cheap, but avoid Honolulu.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 10:36 PM (YkawN)


If you want to score some weed on the north shore, I might be able to make a few phone calls.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (t+qrx)

294 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (nakwk)

295 Wow, enjoy while it is up..

https://tinyurl.com/y3tjp9cn

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (+hNEM)

296 Quint, it is a Peruvian chicken joint. :-)
And they have a huge rotisserie inside, it looks as if they got it from Kenny Rogers Roasters.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

297 Speaking of covid mrs kim tested positive today. 3rd day of symptoms. 2nd day for me. Her immune system is messed up and she is on an infusion to moderate it. I have my own issues but im generally healthy. Pray for us. It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are appreciated. Thanks horde

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)

298 Thanks for the ONT.

Anyone else play mental mask roulette? Try to imagine what newly met people look like without the mask? Then compare that to what they really do look like.

The reality might shock you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (BJiVW)

299 234

bout time you over rated ass...now post some meat...

we hungry

Posted by: Nightwatch tunnel rat at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (u1WYs)

300 295 Wow, enjoy while it is up..

That's what she said...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (nakwk)

301 {{ladyl}}
Your name came up while we were at the range today. I shot three different guns but I was an ace with the 22 rifle.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (sd8p8)

302 Quint and logprof, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)

303 Hi Gingy, it's nice to see you!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:44 PM (9hauA)

304 In order to even have an opinion, you have to have
played the God of War video games, or at least someone who played them,
and know what "Rule 34" and "gender bending" mean.



Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:34 PM (W+kMI)

Ohhhh, that's why the skin coloring looked familiar on the chick. I've never played it, but I know some stuff related to it.
Of course I know what Rule 34 and gender bending are, I'm an Ette! Sheesh!

Posted by: pookysgirl, less puzzled at November 20, 2020 10:44 PM (XKZwp)

305 It's my (probably mistaken understanding) that the Germans were brutal to the Soviets, basically starving the POWs, but the Japanese were worse because they added in sadism in a pathological sense.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

306 That Cabela's Santa Claus is the most ridiculous virtue-signaling bullshit I've seen yet, and I've seen a LOT of it this year...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 10:44 PM (4VafR)

307 One cross each, line on the left.

Guess I'm gonna hang around a while, then.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:44 PM (SchxB)

308 Whoa, hi there, Gingy.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

309 If you want to score some weed on the north shore, I might be able to make a few phone calls.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (t+qrx)


Do you have another weed related story to tell ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (zr5Kq)

310 Basketballing birds:



The Hooping Cranes!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (m45I2)

there was a basketball centered episode of Frasier with that name.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (ZbBR3)

311 Okay, I officially have nothing.

I'll just sit over here in the corner.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (m45I2)

*brings Muldoon a cocktail*

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (KuT6N)

312 Whether you like Coulter or not, if she had a chance to respond to Rollins she would have verbally p'wnd him. She is a quick wit.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

313 Congrats Blanco!!!

Thank you, sir!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (SchxB)

314 Praying usntakim

Posted by: Moki at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (+X9Vs)

315 Speaking of covid mrs kim tested positive today. 3rd day of symptoms. 2nd day for me. Her immune system is messed up and she is on an infusion to moderate it. I have my own issues but im generally healthy. Pray for us. It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are appreciated. Thanks horde

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers sent for healing and quick recovery.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (9hauA)

316 Nothing to see here...move along...
Posted by: Nightwatch tunnel rat at November 20, 2020 10:40 PM (u1WYs)

Please disperse!!!

Posted by: Lt. Frank Dreben at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (oZuI0)

317 Anybody here ever try Inka Kola?

Inka dinka doo!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:46 PM (2JVJo)

318 It seems like the Deep State loves to try and keep us in a state of anxiety about "health care".

I listen to some people talk about "health care" all the time as if our entire lives revolve around trips to the doctor. It's as if they think everybody is 70 years old and Jewish.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:46 PM (qAR6u)

319 I have a friend who brought home a Turkish bride after being stationed at Incirlik. Beautiful girl- think Jasmin from Aladdin. We were watching the Miss Universe pageant at his house in Niceville ( well, the ladies were) when the Greek goddess came out in her bikini, Feliz said, in all seriousness and with disgust- "Look at that Greek whore. She's so ugly!" (She was not, even a little.)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 20, 2020 10:46 PM (hjQXg)

320 297 Speaking of covid mrs kim tested positive today. 3rd day of symptoms. 2nd day for me. Her immune system is messed up and she is on an infusion to moderate it. I have my own issues but im generally healthy. Pray for us. It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are appreciated. Thanks horde

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)

Of course. Both of you hang in there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 10:46 PM (BJiVW)

321 Yesterday I finally got the offer letter I've been waiting on for three weeks.

Congratulations, Blanco!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:46 PM (nakwk)

322 Anybody here ever try Inka Kola?


No, but I did a lot of Inka, Dinka Dew!!

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Durante at November 20, 2020 10:46 PM (Rvt88)

323 Pretty good, actually. Yesterday I finally got the offer letter I've been waiting on for three weeks. Filled out background check forms today. Pee in a cup on Monday or Tuesday.

Took the three working days next week off from the current job. I'll log in long enough to send my resignation letter on Monday.

And then I had a beautiful woman ask me how it's going. Can't top that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:40 PM (SchxB)

Haha, that's great. Congratulations on the new job!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:46 PM (9hauA)

324 Hello, Ladyl!

**hand kiss**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:46 PM (2JVJo)

325 Some people call it their "terminal house" meaning the house they'll die in.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (YynYJ)

326 Mary, thanks. You liked it?
Next time I pass through Inka Polla Express for UE, I'll probably order a can of Inka Kola for myself.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

327 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers ascending!

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (BgMrQ)

328 319 I have a friend who brought home a Turkish bride after being stationed at Incirlik. Beautiful girl- think Jasmin from Aladdin. We were watching the Miss Universe pageant at his house in Niceville ( well, the ladies were) when the Greek goddess came out in her bikini, Feliz said, in all seriousness and with disgust- "Look at that Greek whore. She's so ugly!" (She was not, even a little.)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 20, 2020 10:46 PM (hjQXg)

Yep, they hate each other's guts.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (nakwk)

329 Yesterday I finally got the offer letter I've been waiting on for three weeks. Filled out background check forms today.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Congrats!

Pee in a cup on Monday or Tuesday.

They can test for Covid like that, now, too?

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (P1f+c)

330 Do you have another weed related story to tell ?
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:45 PM (zr5Kq)


At this time I do not, no. I'll let you know if I do.

I busted out laughing out of nowhere a couple times today just thinking about the Ballad of Jason and Eleanor. I haven't thought about them in years.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (t+qrx)

331 Anyone else play mental mask roulette? Try to imagine what newly met people look like without the mask? Then compare that to what they really do look like.

The reality might shock you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (BJiVW)


I've been shocked a few times. The top part looks semi-normal, but then after the mask if off...🤢

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (zr5Kq)

332 Zombie Jimmy, Inka Kola looks exactly like Mtn Dew. Bright yellow.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

333 Still going.....flashlight ever so bright.

Posted by: Nightwatch tunnel rat at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (u1WYs)

334 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers for you. How do you think you contracted it ?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

335 So, I did my best "Ralphie helps The Old Man change a flat tire" impression today, only with the SIM/SD card tray from my cell phone.

I may have said "F-u-d-g-e" just like Ralphie did....
.
.
.
.
.

Happily, I DID recover both the SIM and the SD cards; the tray bounced off to parts unknown.

(Found out that you can order replacement trays on the Interwebz!)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (SRRAx)

336 296 Quint, it is a Peruvian chicken joint. :-)
And they have a huge rotisserie inside, it looks as if they got it from Kenny Rogers Roasters.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

--I ate a lot of pollo a la brasa in Peru.

In Iquitos I could get a half chicken, fries, and a coke for ~$3 (This wwas in 2002).

And I was still skinny back then!

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 10:48 PM (oZuI0)

337 I busted out laughing out of nowhere a couple times today just thinking about the Ballad of Jason and Eleanor. I haven't thought about them in years.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (t+qrx)


that was funny

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:48 PM (zr5Kq)

338 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers up for you and the Mrs!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:48 PM (KuT6N)

339 315 Speaking of covid mrs kim tested positive today. 3rd day of symptoms. 2nd day for me. Her immune system is messed up and she is on an infusion to moderate it. I have my own issues but im generally healthy. Pray for us. It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are appreciated. Thanks horde

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers sent for healing and quick recovery.


God's love. All will be well

Posted by: bob frapples at November 20, 2020 10:48 PM (hNjgQ)

340 It was at Miami that the tall, thin Hendricks gained the nickname "The Mad Stork." It was a nickname that would follow him until his NFL days when he was simply called "The Stork". Hendricks' Miami jersey was retired in 1997. He was elected to the College Football Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Mr. Fool Brownie Blackie at November 20, 2020 10:48 PM (vrBaR)

341 Blanco can't seem to log into your email server
any clues?
Hrothgar@moronhorde.com

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (2C38g)

342
New: Black voters in Detroit and a voting rights group, repped by @NAACP_LDF, are suing Trump in federal court, accusing him of violating the Voting Rights Act by trying to undermine the election results in Michigan

Does this "lawsuit" sound kinda familiar? It should.

It uses the same exact Flawed Logic as to why the Police have no right to arrest/shoot a lawbreaker when they resist arrest and fight the police.

This lawsuit is saying we have No Right to examine and validate ballots fake ballots, just like the police have "no right" to shoot a perp who is chasing them with a knife!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (MSop0)

343 logprof, wow!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

344 Cooper did that great scene in Wayne's World. He is also a golf fanatic. The second part amuses me as a non metal fan. This has to bother some of his fans as he is not keeping it real.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (ZbBR3)

Alice Cooper is a car guy, too. He has a '63 Avanti, just like me. I saw the Avanti that he recently bought at the Silver auction at Ft. McDowell, AZ, a few years ago. He bought it off the dealer that bought it at the auction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (JCLg4)

345 Anyone else play mental mask roulette? Try to imagine what newly met people look like without the mask? Then compare that to what they really do look like.

The reality might shock you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (BJiVW)

Would make a great dating show. Wear masks, you must choose to get engaged or break up before revealing your full face.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (9hauA)

346 I have a friend who brought home a Turkish bride after being stationed
at Incirlik. Beautiful girl- think Jasmin from Aladdin. We were watching
the Miss Universe pageant at his house in Niceville ( well, the ladies
were) when the Greek goddess came out in her bikini, Feliz said, in all
seriousness and with disgust- "Look at that Greek whore. She's so ugly!"
(She was not, even a little.)


Knew a guy in the Army that had a Turkish bride. Beautiful girl. He cheated on her with ugly chicks, because he could. Still don't understand that one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (SchxB)

347 Congratulations, Mr. Basura !

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (zr5Kq)

348 Anybody here ever try Inka Kola?

Inka dinka doo!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Anybody here ever try Inka Kola?

No, but I did a lot of Inka, Dinka Dew!!
Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Durante

Everybody wants to break into the act!! Ha cha cha cha!!

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Durante at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (Rvt88)

349 I've been shocked a few times. The top part looks semi-normal, but then after the mask if off...🤢
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:47 PM (zr5Kq)


*knowing nod*

Kuchisake-onna?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (t+qrx)

350 I think we should all send messages to SMOD and ask it if it wants to drop in for a while

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

351 {{{MP4}}}

How are you, dear?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

352 You are wise beyond your years, dahlin.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

Mostly. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 10:50 PM (9Om/r)

353 Hi Teresa! How are you doing?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:50 PM (9hauA)

354
335 So, I did my best "Ralphie helps The Old Man change a flat tire" impression today, only with the SIM/SD card tray from my cell phone.

I may have said "F-u-d-g-e" just like Ralphie did....


He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. ..

In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obsenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 10:50 PM (4VafR)

355 Pee in a cup on Monday or Tuesday.



They can test for Covid like that, now, too?


Hell, they can tell if you car needs oil with those things now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:50 PM (SchxB)

356 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers up!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 10:50 PM (2C38g)

357 The Japs were probably the most barbaric in WWII with the Germans and the Russians giving them a good run.

Posted by: cintas at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (sVmYZ)

358 Speaking of covid mrs kim tested positive today. 3rd day of symptoms.
2nd day for me. Her immune system is messed up and she is on an infusion
to moderate it. I have my own issues but im generally healthy. Pray for
us. It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are
appreciated. Thanks horde



Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)



Prayers up USN!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (946rW)

359 Would make a great dating show. Wear masks, you must choose to get engaged or break up before revealing your full face.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (9hauA)

That could get scary if they tried that in The UK

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

360 Black Widow is good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (+hNEM)

361
Old: It's "racist" to arrest black people who commit crimes!

New: It's "racist" to examine fake ballots in black communities!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (MSop0)

362 Hi Chique, hogmartin.

I'm not really here. I just wanted to yell FIRST because I was.

Posted by: Gingy at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (JXT9B)

363 I'm the only one here who never met Alice Cooper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (wPVhA)

364 Blanco, can they tell if you stayed in a Holiday Inn Express the previous night?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

365 Would make a great dating show. Wear masks, you must choose to get engaged or break up before revealing your full face.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland


We've done it that way for centuries!

Well, halfway like that, anyway.

Posted by: The Middle East at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (P1f+c)

366 339 315 Speaking of covid mrs kim tested positive today. 3rd day of symptoms. 2nd day for me. Her immune system is messed up and she is on an infusion to moderate it. I have my own issues but im generally healthy. Pray for us. It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are appreciated. Thanks horde

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)


Just sent a prayer up for you and Mrs. Kim.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

367 That could get scary if they tried that in The UK
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (9hauA)

368
Okay, I officially have nothing.



I'll just sit over here in the corner.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:41 PM (m45I2)



You have done excellent work. You deserve to relax.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (9hauA)

same. he usually brings it and no way could I do that. But there is a time to rest on your laurels. We all need a break sometimes.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (ZbBR3)

369
And before that, it was "racist" to ban muslim terrorists from traveling into the USA!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (MSop0)

370 Kuchisake-onna?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (t+qrx)

Baba Yaga dudes too

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (zr5Kq)

371 She picked it up from work. Dental office (her dentist brought it in). She brought it home to me.


Lucky us. Anyhow we will get through it.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (0OmEj)

372 And then I had a beautiful woman ask me how it's going. Can't top that.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:40 PM (SchxB)

Don't stop there, go buy some powerball tickets.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 10:53 PM (4I/2K)

373 Hi Chique, hogmartin.

I'm not really here. I just wanted to yell FIRST because I was.
Posted by: Gingy at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (JXT9B)

Haha. It's still good to see you.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:53 PM (9hauA)

374 6 foot 4 inches, 185 lbs. I was a DE in high school 76 and 77 and stuck with the nickname Mad Stork.

Posted by: Mr. Fool Brownie Blackie at November 20, 2020 10:53 PM (vrBaR)

375 Could they just list everything that ISN'T racist?

It would waste a shitload less of my time

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

376 360 Black Widow is good.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (+hNEM)

Did that get leaked somewhere?

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 10:53 PM (Ojki1)

377 Congrats on the new gig, Blanco.

Don't screw it up!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 10:53 PM (wPVhA)

378 {{{MP4}}}

How are you, dear?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)


Good, good, dear lady. Just finished burning the complete Rhino Records' The British Invasion 9-CD set as a Christmas present for a friend. It reminded me I need to start trawling through all of my records and CDs and see if I can pull together enough boss tunes for a Christmas CD for friends this year.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:54 PM (2JVJo)

379

A number of my neighbors have their Christmas decorations/lights up and on. (checks calendar) That's what I thought.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 10:54 PM (ZQ4sC)

380 I'm not really here. I just wanted to yell FIRST because I was.
Posted by: Gingy at November 20, 2020 10:51 PM (JXT9B)

Haha. It's still good to see you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:53 PM (9hauA)


Right? Gingy is the feel-good movie of the year.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:54 PM (t+qrx)

381
Cooper did that great scene in Wayne's World. He is also a golf fanatic.
The second part amuses me as a non metal fan. This has to bother some
of his fans as he is not keeping it real.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (ZbBR3)



Alice Cooper is a car guy, too. He has a '63 Avanti, just like me. I
saw the Avanti that he recently bought at the Silver auction at Ft.
McDowell, AZ, a few years ago. He bought it off the dealer that bought
it at the auction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 10:49 PM (JCLg4)

he could be the legit most interesting man in the world.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:54 PM (ZbBR3)

382 Blanco can't seem to log into your email server

any clues?

Hrothgar@moronhorde.com


Not really, but it did seem extra slow so I rebooted it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:54 PM (SchxB)

383 375 Could they just list everything that ISN'T racist?

It would waste a shitload less of my time
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

Minorities, cause they "lack power" and thus nothing they say is racist.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 10:54 PM (Ojki1)

384 "We said Rage Against THE Machine, not Rage Against MY Machine" - Tom Morello

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:24 PM


I lived in the same house (dorm) with Tom Morello back in college. He was a tolerant Lefty even way back then.

And by "tolerant" I mean totally intolerant.

He helped drive a ROTC kid out of the house, by referring to him as "FIA". (Which I learned was an acronym that all of the "cool" kids used for Fascist In Action.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2020 10:55 PM (tkyK5)

385 301 {{ladyl}}
Your name came up while we were at the range today. I shot three different guns but I was an ace with the 22 rifle.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (sd8p8


I am not surprised you did so well, Sharon!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

386 {{{Insom}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

387 From my sleuthing, rottiserie chicken is not the
most popular dish in Peru. Like many foreign lands, they love them the
seafood. I think they eat more ceviche than chicken. It is pretty
obvious why the chicken is more popular here.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (ZbBR3)


It is better than the guinea pig I guess

Hey, WTF Peru, you realize they are on their third president in a month? The elected one got tossed, then the Veep got forced out over corruption charges, and now the third one is up from the Parliament per order of succession.

What with the high Covid numbers there and the long history of corruption and the last president supposedly being a (tepid) rejection of Socialism, something is up there.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 10:55 PM (WyVLE)

388 Speaking of covid mrs kim tested positive today. 3rd day of symptoms.

2nd day for me. Her immune system is messed up and she is on an infusion

to moderate it. I have my own issues but im generally healthy. Pray for

us. It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are

appreciated. Thanks horde





Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)

prayers sent my man. Be well.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (ZbBR3)

389 Could they just list everything that ISN'T racist?


NOTHING ISN'T RACIS', H8R!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (oVJmc)

390 Lucky us. Anyhow we will get through it.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (0OmEj)

Supposedly a couple of people at my work have it. I don't know who, though, so I don't know if I've been in contact with them. Probably not, I spend most of the day in my office by myself, and nobody from my department is out.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (KuT6N)

391 A number of my neighbors have their Christmas decorations/lights up and on. (checks calendar) That's what I thought.

Posted by: TheQuietMan


Halloween night...

"We're out of candy. Turn off the porch light. And turn on the Christmas lights."

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (P1f+c)

392 296 Quint, it is a Peruvian chicken joint. :-)
And they have a huge rotisserie inside, it looks as if they got it from Kenny Rogers Roasters.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

Peruvian food is pretty awesome! They borrow a lot from other cuisines all over the world.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (H3MF8)

393
Good, good, dear lady. Just finished burning the complete Rhino Records' The British Invasion 9-CD set as a Christmas present for a friend. It reminded me I need to start trawling through all of my records and CDs and see if I can pull together enough boss tunes for a Christmas CD for friends this year.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:54 PM (2JVJo)


What an excellent and thoughtful gift for you friends!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (TdMsT)

394 Minorities, cause they "lack power" and thus nothing they say is racist.
Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 10:54 PM (Ojki1)

Not really. According to some, Candace Owens is a white supremacist.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)

395 I have Christmas music on right now. Getting all mellow and shit.

That's right, I said it. Fight me.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 10:57 PM (4VafR)

396 Cooper lives on the same hill as I do in PHX. around the corner aways.
My country neighbors are having a party so i I have the 901's (4)
lit to drown them out. OZZY seems to quiet them down the most.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2020 10:58 PM (y1Mvi)

397 Several houses in my hood have lights out already too. Seems like it gets earlier every year.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 10:58 PM (22mNy)

398 394 Minorities, cause they "lack power" and thus nothing they say is racist.
Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 10:54 PM (Ojki1)

Not really. According to some, Candace Owens is a white supremacist.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)

OK, you are right.

Democrat approved minorities, what say what Dems want said.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (Ojki1)

399 Congrats on the new gig, Blanco.



Don't screw it up!


That's kinda my thing. Screwing up, that is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (SchxB)

400 It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are appreciated. Thanks horde
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (0OmEj)


Please keep us posted. Is there anyone here who has your email address?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (t+qrx)

401 YouTube video of Alice Cooper performing Ballad of Dwight Fry/Killer/I Love the Dead in 2017.

The "nurse" is his wife Sheryl Goddard, who was born in 1956 and probably one of the hottest 60-year-olds you'll ever see.

https://youtu.be/4XGUX3WNhbs

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (DKl3g)

402 Not really. According to some, Candace Owens is a white supremacist.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)

---------

Nope. The best she could be is an HONORARY White Supremacist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (wPVhA)

403 All the Coopers live on the same hill?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (4VafR)

404 Cheaters cheat, the beauty of the other matters not, it's about something else, as far as I can tell. Goodnight friends. Off to Oklahoma first thing in the morning- daughters 1 & 2 are hosting a huge feast. Apparently they (millenials 29 and 30) are sick of the bullshit too. Was very happily surprised at the invite, gonna rassle with my grandson- he's getting to be the right age for a little rough and tumble.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (hjQXg)

405
From my sleuthing, rottiserie chicken is not the

most popular dish in Peru. Like many foreign lands, they love them the

seafood. I think they eat more ceviche than chicken. It is pretty

obvious why the chicken is more popular here.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:42 PM (ZbBR3)

It is better than the guinea pig I guess

Hey,
WTF Peru, you realize they are on their third president in a month? The
elected one got tossed, then the Veep got forced out over corruption
charges, and now the third one is up from the Parliament per order of
succession.

What with the high Covid numbers there and the long
history of corruption and the last president supposedly being a (tepid)
rejection of Socialism, something is up there.


Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 10:55 PM (WyVLE)

good info there Kindlot, I didn't know anything about it. It does seem to be an interesting and very unstable place in many ways. I believe they had an Asian president not long ago, and he also got into trouble. There is a history with Asians in Peru as I recall. I have not real info though, it is just a recollection.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (ZbBR3)

406 At least the Mandalorian is still providing some decent escapist fantasy. For now. Carl Weathers was actually a decent director.

Posted by: Iblis at November 20, 2020 11:00 PM (abOpZ)

407 Anyone else play mental mask roulette? Try to
imagine what newly met people look like without the mask? Then compare
that to what they really do look like.



The reality might shock you.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 10:43 PM (BJiVW)

I was out to dinner last week. The waitress we had was a real sweetheart, just a doll, really friendly. She was wearing a black mask with sparkles. All you could see were these beautiful eyes, and you can kinda tell she was really cute. While we were eating I saw her step outside for some air and she took the mask off. She was stunning. I turned to one of the dudes at the table and said this is one of the things I hate about covid, we practically stuck our women in burkas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 11:00 PM (9Om/r)

408 Blanco, can they tell if you stayed in a Holiday Inn Express the previous night?

Last time I did it, they told me the room number.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 11:00 PM (SchxB)

409 I don't mind early lights as over the years it seems less people are putting up lights and decorations.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 20, 2020 11:00 PM (2DOZq)

410 Hi ONTers!

Thank you for your kindness.

Mr Poppins, I hope you are well. Thanksgiving is next week! It will be Christmas before we know it. And more than ever, we are The Whoos down in Whooville who will show the real meaning of Christmas.

The grinch never wins.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

411 What an excellent and thoughtful gift for you friends!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 10:56 PM (TdMsT)


I don't do it every year, because it's hard to find music that isn't played to death from November to January.

I'll be happy to burn a couple of the older ones for you. Send me your address through my nic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 11:01 PM (2JVJo)

412 Neti pot ?
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 10:22 PM (LPnfS)

Don't get the Yeti pot; it'd abominable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 11:01 PM (JCLg4)

413 I've finally come to realize that if you speak of unadulterated, uncensored social truth that you Will always be a pariah.

Better to shut the fuck up and be loved than to express the truth, however unpalatable, and be admonished.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 20, 2020 11:01 PM (dS2+x)

414 Ladyl, I wish I knew in Texas what I know now about all this. I can't wait til we can all do this together again.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 11:01 PM (sd8p8)

415 209 New: Black voters in Detroit and a voting rights
group, repped by @NAACP_LDF, are suing Trump in federal court, accusing
him of violating the Voting Rights Act by trying to undermine the
election results in Michigan

Posted by: More moolah for the lawyers at November 20, 2020 10:28 PM (BBWrU)

Yay! More discovery!
Posted by: Methos


Heh. That's what I was thinking. They have no idea that this will cause more dirt to come out. Detroit is a cesspool of corruption and incompetence and everyone knows it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

416 More than half that ont comment is nothing but raging odd WTF as in "why the f-ck did he think that was interesting or worth looking at."

I'm going to bed now.

Posted by: A Filmways Presentation Darling at November 20, 2020 11:02 PM (9ObsK)

417 his is one of the things I hate about covid, we practically stuck our women in burkas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 11:00 PM (9Om/r)


Not COVID, commies.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

418 Nurse! Did the package arrive?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 11:02 PM (2JVJo)

419 What made me laugh today was that The Lincoln Project and Republicans Against Trump raised $18 million and the result was that Republican votes for Trump went from 90 percent to 93 percent.

Cucks and Democrats must make great grifting suckers.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 11:03 PM (qAR6u)

420 I'm going to bed now.
Posted by: A Filmways Presentation Darling at November 20, 2020 11:02 PM (9ObsK)

Well...bye.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 11:03 PM (Ojki1)

421 Okay, I officially have nothing.

I'll just sit over here in the corner.
Posted by: Muldoon


Offers Muldoon a Christmas Pie ...

Posted by: Adriane the Saturnalia Cooking & Feasting Critic ... at November 20, 2020 11:04 PM (LPnfS)

422 The grinch never wins.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

{{{nurse}}}

You sound better. I'm glad.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 11:04 PM (KuT6N)

423 375 Could they just list everything that ISN'T racist?

It would waste a shitload less of my time
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2020 10:53 PM (qAR6u)

That's called the "Empty Set", denoted as ().

Posted by: Fox2! at November 20, 2020 11:04 PM (qyH+l)

424 this is one of the things I hate about covid, we practically stuck our women in burkas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 11:00 PM (9Om/r)


Bers, our rulers do not want the normies breeding!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:05 PM (2C38g)

425 good info there Kindlot, I didn't know anything about it. It does seem to be an interesting and very unstable place in many ways. I believe they had an Asian president not long ago, and he also got into trouble. There is a history with Asians in Peru as I recall. I have not real info though, it is just a recollection.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (ZbBR3)

There's definitely a strong Asian influence in their food. Loma saltado, for example, is stir-fried beef with spaghetti, tomatoes, onions, ginger, and some other stuff. It's very similar to lo mein, but the big chunks of tomato are a definite improvement, IMO.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 11:05 PM (H3MF8)

426 Did Carlson respond to Sidney Powell calling out his bullshit by informing Bartiromo that she offered him a heretofore unpublished affidavit along with making available to him a statistical expert. Dickhead

Posted by: Mr. Fool Brownie Blackie at November 20, 2020 11:05 PM (vrBaR)

427 403-
I guess we do. didnt think of that.
Alice and Leslie Nielson, who lived up the road did these hilarious
PSA's for AZ MVD

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2020 11:05 PM (y1Mvi)

428 I've finally come to realize that if you speak of unadulterated, uncensored social truth that you Will always be a pariah.

Better to shut the fuck up and be loved than to express the truth, however unpalatable, and be admonished.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger



To thine own self be true. Fuck everyone else.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:05 PM (+ZSW1)

429 OK, Mr Hrothgar, found the problem.

When the original hosting provider went down (they were cheap because they were defrauding their suppliers) I lost everything. I was stupid and didn't have off-site backups. So the host I'm on now is a completely new installation and has nothing from the original host.


That includes your account.

Not a big deal, just tell me where I can send a temp password and I'll get you set up again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 11:05 PM (SchxB)

430 In the late 90's, I worked with a woman who had previously worked in a convenience store in a small Arizona mountain town. One rainy Saturday evening during the monsoon season, the store was quiet, no other customers, and in walks Alice Cooper. He was camping with his family and couldn't find any dry firewood, so he came in to buy one of those Duraflame starter logs. When he came to the checkout stand, she asked, "Well...are you really who I think you are?"

Without missing a beat, Alice replied "Yes, I am Robert Redford."

Posted by: Atreyu at November 20, 2020 11:05 PM (9kz3z)

431 Got a flyer in the mail from a dude that puts up decorations starting at $300. That is a nice chink of change for an hour or two of work. But better than breaking your neck as you fall off the ladder I suppose.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 11:06 PM (22mNy)

432 Every Minnesota Golden Gopher football team player has "END RACISM" in big bold letters on their uniforms tonight in place of their names.

https://bit.ly/35NyvCS
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Well, we all know that slogans on jerseys is the way to end important problems.

They should also have "END CANCER" on their jerseys.



Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

433 229 Months ago, when I did my annual physical, my doctor and I agreed that is going to be a very large dysfunctional set of young people that grew up thinking that it was completely normal to never see a stranger's face and unable to interpret any facial clues when in a discussion!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned,


It's called texting.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (sy5kK)

434 this is one of the things I hate about covid, we practically stuck our women in burkas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 11:00 PM (9Om/r)

Bers, our rulers do not want the normies breeding!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar


They screwed up. There's an explosion of expectant mothers.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (+ZSW1)

435 Anybody else watched Beforeigners on HBO/Amazon Prime? My husband and I loved it. Equal opportunity offender, but very sly anti-woke social commentary.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (YkawN)

436 After quitting smoking two years ago, I took it up again during this lockdown shit. But after a few months, I decided to quit again. Going on a week. Sure feel like a cigarette.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (DKl3g)

437 BRB, got to read to the emotional six year old via facebook.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 11:08 PM (SchxB)

438
Well, we all know that slogans on jerseys is the way to end important problems.

They should also have "END CANCER" on their jerseys.



Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

Joe said he'd cure it as president. Why would the patch makers steal that accomplishment from him?

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 11:08 PM (Ojki1)

439 435 Anybody else watched Beforeigners on HBO/Amazon Prime? My husband and I loved it. Equal opportunity offender, but very sly anti-woke social commentary.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (YkawN)

Thanks for the tip, Eric! I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 11:08 PM (H3MF8)

440 Hi nurse! I hope you're doing better tonight.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:09 PM (9hauA)

441 @LLinWood 1h
Just off phone with Kyle. With tears in my eyes, I listened as he expressed thanks to The People for your prayers, donations & support.
He prayed every day & night & said God lifted him up every time he fell.
Kyle is a hero.
So are his supporters.
Keep him in your prayers

Posted by: Black Rifle Coffee Company at November 20, 2020 11:09 PM (BBWrU)

442 409 I don't mind early lights as over the years it seems less people are putting up lights and decorations.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 20, 2020 11:00 PM (2DOZq)

---------------------------------

Here in the northern climes, this is about the time to put up lights and decorations. We just had a warm spell, and I'm disappointed I couldn't get out to put up lights. I'm off next week, so hopefully it won't get too cold, and I'll be able to put them up.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 11:10 PM (CAJOC)

443 good info there Kindlot, I didn't know anything
about it. It does seem to be an interesting and very unstable place in
many ways. I believe they had an Asian president not long ago, and he
also got into trouble. There is a history with Asians in Peru as I
recall. I have not real info though, it is just a recollection.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:59 PM (ZbBR3)


I think some Japanese were workers for the nitrate mines, some were subsidized settlers there and in Brazil, and some were encouraged to move there in the 20's and 30's as a way to settle in the ports to increase trade across the Pacific to compete with the British.
Fujimori was clearly not a classic "Criollo" for all that he was born there

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 11:10 PM (WyVLE)

444 Well, we all know that slogans on jerseys is the way to end important problems.

They should also have "END CANCER" on their jerseys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (+lVUW)


#BringBackOurGirls

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 11:10 PM (t+qrx)

445 365 Would make a great dating show. Wear masks, you must choose to get engaged or break up before revealing your full face.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

We've done it that way for centuries!

Well, halfway like that, anyway.
Posted by: The Middle East at November 20, 2020 10:52 PM (P1f+c)

Ya pay over your goats, ya takes your chances.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:10 PM (nakwk)

446 422 The grinch never wins.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2020 11:01 PM (U2p+3)

{{{nurse}}}

You sound better. I'm glad.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 11:04 PM (KuT6N)


{{{Nurse}}}

{{{Jordan}}}


Wish you both lived next door.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

447 Fcaetime, not facebook. Me no do facebook. Duh.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 11:11 PM (SchxB)

448 Sure feel like a cigarette.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (DKl3g)

Why, do you look like one? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 11:11 PM (9Om/r)

449 Have fun, Blanco Basura ...

Posted by: Adriane the Saturnalia Cooking & Feasting Critic ... at November 20, 2020 11:12 PM (LPnfS)

450 After quitting smoking two years ago, I took it up
again during this lockdown shit. But after a few months, I decided to
quit again. Going on a week. Sure feel like a cigarette.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (DKl3g)


Like your head's on fire and your ass is full of cotton wadding? Hate that.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 11:12 PM (WyVLE)

451 #BringBackOurGirls
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 11:10 PM (t+qr

---------

I had forgotten about that. What a high point of the Obama administration.

BIG FROWNS NOW, EVERYONE!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 11:12 PM (wPVhA)

452 KTE has a fever

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:13 PM (nUhF0)

453 That is in addition to the horrible shit that the Japanese did to the Koreans and others around the time of WWII.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

The Japanese o that time did horrible shit to everyone. I genuinely think that if the Japanese had given the American occupation the slightest amount of trouble, more nukes would have followed, and no one would have said boo.

And that's still the soft option. Worse would have been turning the country over to the Kuomintang.

Posted by: trev006 at November 20, 2020 11:13 PM (vMaqQ)

454 So many sexy eyes on women wearing masks. You really notice them now. And no this is not and endorsement of the stupid things. But a nice side effect of the idiocy.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 11:13 PM (22mNy)

455 BREAKING: Former Mayor of Baltimore, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake says there was no election fraud.

Posted by: Let's just call it Reliable Sources at November 20, 2020 11:14 PM (BBWrU)

456 Wish you both lived next door.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

So do I!!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 11:14 PM (KuT6N)

457 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 11:05 PM (SchxB)

Here you go!
Thanks
DaugterH wants an account there!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:14 PM (2C38g)

458 There was an off-Broadway revue of Lehrer's songs years ago, Tomfoolery. I always wanted a group near me to do it so I could audition. I can actually do a pretty decent Lehrer imitation with enough time and alcohol.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:38 PM (2JVJo)

If I buy you a few drinks, will you do "Poisoning Pigeons In The park"? I always loved that song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 11:15 PM (JCLg4)

459 437 BRB, got to read to the emotional six year old via facebook.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 11:08
PM (SchxB)

That's sweet, reading to your wife like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:15 PM (nakwk)

460 Wish you both lived next door.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
So do I!!
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 11:14 PM (KuT6N)


There goes the neighborhood!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:15 PM (2C38g)

461 After quitting smoking two years ago, I took it up
again during this lockdown shit. But after a few months, I decided to
quit again. Going on a week. Sure feel like a cigarette.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (DKl3g)

not sure what advice I can give you here. I was never a smoker per se but I did have a cigar now and then. I decided that I hate the smell of smoke on my clothes. I won't lie. i do think a pipe can smell nice from afar.

I had the same issued with dip. I quit for a long time but the stupidest reason imaginable made me take it up again. There is always a reason. Many if not most would say dip is more disgusting than smoking. I understand their reasons but to each his own there. One is a spit cup and the other the smoke that permeates everything.

I wish I could give you some great advice but I don't have it. There are tons of reasons to quit, but there are also reasons people do it. In the end i have no answer. The only thing I try to do is not have ALL the vices. You have to pick and choose and deal with them as you can.

One thing I learned about dip years ago while researching the companies as investments. Most start young and are forced to give it up when they marry a good woman who wont abide it. The statistics show this, it is not opinion.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:15 PM (ZbBR3)

462 452 KTE has a fever
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:13 PM (nUhF0

*pushes cowbell through the USB*

Seriously though, hope KTE gets well soon.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:16 PM (nakwk)

463 They screwed up. There's an explosion of expectant mothers.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (+ZSW1)

LOL, I have a niece due in January. Her husband has gone to work the whole time, she's been working from home. It's their second child and I believe they have a higher number in mind (fingers crossed)!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2020 11:16 PM (Rz2Nc)

464 So many sexy eyes on women wearing masks. You really
notice them now. And no this is not and endorsement of the stupid
things. But a nice side effect of the idiocy.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 11:13 PM (22mNy)

she lost me at Baltimore.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:16 PM (ZbBR3)

465 Good evening,

America is the greatest country man has ever founded.

I for one am not content to lay down and hand it over to insurgents who wish to strip away everything that ever made it so special; notions of Divine Providence, freedom, individual empowerment, and rights of the people delegated to temporary powers that be.

Trump is fighting for all the marbles, not another four years but for the past 250 years, and the potential for the next quarter century of freedom, God willing.

Posted by: pmurT at November 20, 2020 11:16 PM (ojwvu)

466 I had forgotten about that. What a high point of the Obama administration.

BIG FROWNS NOW, EVERYONE!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 11:12 PM (wPVhA)


If only she knew someone, who was in some kind of position of power. Maybe government or something.

Oh well.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 11:17 PM (t+qrx)

467 So many sexy eyes on women wearing masks. You really notice them now. And no this is not and endorsement of the stupid things. But a nice side effect of the idiocy.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 11:13 PM (22mNy)

Is this on objective view or one biased by missing seeing full faces?

Or it could be how Middle Eastern women have their eye makeup game on point because that's the only part of their face they can show.

Regardless, I'm glad it's a silver lining for you because I can't believe how many people seem to be ok with wearing masks forever. (This coming from someone who will wear them if I absolutely have.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:17 PM (9hauA)

468 Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:10 PM (nakwk)

All goats look the same with COVID masks on!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:17 PM (2C38g)

469 I lived in the same house (dorm) with Tom Morello back in college. He was a tolerant Lefty even way back then.

And by "tolerant" I mean totally intolerant.

He helped drive a ROTC kid out of the house, by referring to him as "FIA". (Which I learned was an acronym that all of the "cool" kids used for Fascist In Action.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2020 10:55 PM (tkyK5)

Egads, a Hahvahd man in the Horde?

We'll let anyone in these days!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 20, 2020 11:18 PM (QhOG6)

470 All goats look the same with COVID masks on!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:17 PM (2C38g)

Some have sexy eyes that shine, though. (See Asshoe above.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:20 PM (9hauA)

471 OK, folks, going to hit the sack. I want to be up early to enjoy the 3-day weekend.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 11:20 PM (2JVJo)

472 I've spent time in both Greece and Turkey, deeply embedded working away from the tourists. Except for religion, Greeks and Turks are EXACTLY alike. They live the same lives in the same houses, eat the same food, socialize the same, and look the same. It's the silliest feud ever.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (jK8Z7)

473 Richard Cheese - Baby Got Back

Lo-rez version on Jimmy Kimmel (2004)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=darz4vJ4Ko8

Double up, UNHH UNHH!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (ZSK0i)

474 Good night, MP4!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (9hauA)

475 thanks Insom

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (nUhF0)

476 Trump is fighting for all the marbles, not another four years but for the past 250 years, and the potential for the next quarter century of freedom, God willing.
Posted by: pmurT at November 20, 2020 11:16 PM (ojwvu)


But those tweets...

/s

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (2C38g)

477
There goes the neighborhood!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:15 PM (2C38g)


{{{Hrothgar}}}

It would be a vast, vast improvement over my current neighborhood!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

478 If only she knew someone, who was in some kind of position of power. Maybe government or something.

Oh well.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 11:17 PM (t+qrx)

It'd have been solved if Michelle had just provided a target to drone.

Zero loved doing that.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 11:22 PM (Ojki1)

479 Nerdy girl - look on green Baum' s own website for a list of where that song has been used.

Posted by: Alana at November 20, 2020 11:22 PM (7iVzU)

480 Some have sexy eyes that shine, though. (See Asshoe above.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:20 PM (9hauA)


Well to be fair, the eyes have IT!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:23 PM (2C38g)

481 Heh. That's what I was thinking. They have no idea that this will cause more dirt to come out. Detroit is a cesspool of corruption and incompetence and everyone knows it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 20, 2020 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
-------------------------------------

That might be very interesting. Black neighborhoods tend to be mostly democrat neighborhoods. Most states require members of both parties to staff voting sites, but in a black, inner city, dangerous neighborhood you won't find many republicans. Or any republicans for that matter. Nobody from outside the neighborhood will go there.

So democrats "volunteer" to be the token republican at a precinct, wear the republican name tag, sign off on documents as a republican, but they aren't republicans and they aren't watching to make sure procedures are followed to guarantee a fair election.

And most states require one member of each party to gather up the supplies and ballots and memory cards at the end of the night, and take those items to a county receiving station. You get paid extra to do that, so whoever "volunteers" to be the republican will get some extra money.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 20, 2020 11:23 PM (oGBso)

482
I've spent time in both Greece and Turkey, deeply embedded working away
from the tourists. Except for religion, Greeks and Turks are EXACTLY
alike. They live the same lives in the same houses, eat the same food,
socialize the same, and look the same. It's the silliest feud ever.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (jK8Z7)

Ireland and the UK. Asians countries vs other Asian countries.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:23 PM (ZbBR3)

483 FARCEBOOK...F**KBOOK...pasty white boy with all your particulars and now owning BOOK + Billions because of you all...

and ya feel like.... hang yer heads...OH YES...hang yer heads

Pasty White boy....checkin your bank accounts now

never subscribed to his shit..nor should you have..

Posted by: Nightwatch tunnel rat at November 20, 2020 11:24 PM (u1WYs)

484 472 I've spent time in both Greece and Turkey, deeply embedded working away from the tourists. Except for religion, Greeks and Turks are EXACTLY alike. They live the same lives in the same houses, eat the same food, socialize the same, and look the same. It's the silliest feud ever.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (jK8Z7)

This is so true.

I've spent some time in Greece for business myself (and my honeymoon), and the funniest thing about the Greeks is that they have feuds with everyone. Albanians, Turks, everyone. Going back centuries.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 20, 2020 11:24 PM (QhOG6)

485 436 After quitting smoking two years ago, I took it up again during this lockdown shit. But after a few months, I decided to quit again. Going on a week. Sure feel like a cigarette.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at November 20, 2020 11:07 PM (DKl3g)

I can relate. After I got over what I think was the COVID in February, I noticed that I was often a little short of breath while just going about my normal non-strenuous daily routine.

I stopped smoking, and switched to using an e-cig. I cut my nicotine consumption way back as a result. A Juul pod is roughly equivalent to a pack of cigarettes, and I found it easy to make one last for three days!

Then the lockdowns came. I started working from home, and I soon found myself instead going through two Juul pods in one day. After all, I'm in my own home, alone, all day, so I don't have to keep my consumption under control.

I actually started smoking cigarettes again as a result. I can sit and vape at my desk all day, but I at least feel the need to go outside to smoke an old-fashioned cigarette. And sometimes I'm too busy to do that.

I now sort of balance vaping when I'm busy with smoking when I'm not, and it kinda seems to be working okay.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 11:25 PM (H3MF8)

486 {{{Ladyl}}}

Sad, that it is so hard to judge a neighborhood from externals!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:25 PM (2C38g)

487 I've spent time in both Greece and Turkey, deeply embedded working away from the tourists. Except for religion, Greeks and Turks are EXACTLY alike. They live the same lives in the same houses, eat the same food, socialize the same, and look the same. It's the silliest feud ever.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (jK8Z7)
=================

Now do Ireland and Northern Ireland.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 20, 2020 11:25 PM (oGBso)

488 Going back centuries.

Posted by: Darrell Harris



Cause of the Spartans. They just roamed around picking fights.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 11:26 PM (UvBAo)

489 3 years of legal work in 3 weeks.

Now this is MY America!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 10:37 PM (sy5kK)

I still have no idea how this whole thing plays out. But I was pretty sure we could count on the Dems being lazy and stupid in their methods.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 20, 2020 11:26 PM (Wm5SB)

490 482 Ireland and the UK. Asians countries vs other Asian countries.

===

the Valley people vs the Mountain people

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 20, 2020 11:27 PM (O6DoG)

491 One of life's great simple pleasures is a new set of strings on the guitar. Ahhhh. Satisfying.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:27 PM (nakwk)

492 It would be a vast, vast improvement over my current neighborhood!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)


And yes, looking at the potential list of Moron neighbors, I may need to look at Zillow myself for a relocation!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:27 PM (2C38g)

493 3 years of legal work in 3 weeks.



Now this is MY America!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


And how long has Dunham (sp) been on the trail?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 11:27 PM (UvBAo)

494 I wish I could act it out because it's hard to express in words, but Japanese in Korea act like they still own the place. They order the Koreans around in the most insulting tone. Koreans who live in Japan are like Mexicans here.

Little known fact: The Korean version of La Raza, Chosen Soren, is a north Korean Communist front group that operates openly.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:28 PM (jK8Z7)

495 Good night all.
See you at coffee time.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 11:28 PM (sd8p8)

496 3 years of legal work in 3 weeks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 10:37 PM (sy5kK)

That's about what my November has felt like so far.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:28 PM (nakwk)

497 LOL, I have a niece due in January. Her husband has gone to work the whole time, she's been working from home. It's their second child and I believe they have a higher number in mind (fingers crossed)!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42


Daughter-in-law is having a C Section day before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:28 PM (+ZSW1)

498 495 Good night all.
See you at coffee time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 11:28 PM (sd8p

'Night sharon!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:29 PM (nakwk)

499 472 I've spent time in both Greece and Turkey, deeply embedded working away from the tourists. Except for religion, Greeks and Turks are EXACTLY alike. They live the same lives in the same houses, eat the same food, socialize the same, and look the same. It's the silliest feud ever.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (jK8Z7)

Well, I mean it's not THAT silly.

Posted by: Helen at November 20, 2020 11:29 PM (Wm5SB)

500 And how long has Dunham (sp) been on the trail?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 11:27 PM (UvBAo)



Remember, and never forget, Durham and Barr are on the government clock and get paid no matter how bad they eff it up!

Powell and Wood are righteous patriots and can easily come out of this bankrupt and disbarred!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:32 PM (2C38g)

501 482 Ireland and the UK. Asians countries vs other Asian countries.



===



the Valley people vs the Mountain people

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 20, 2020 11:27 PM (O6DoG)

you are not wrong. That is a weird one and has been a thing for ages and all over the world.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:32 PM (ZbBR3)

502 Good night all.
See you at coffee time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 20, 2020 11:28 PM (sd8p


Sharon, Just remember, a shot of Baileys improves mere coffee immensely!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:33 PM (2C38g)

503 Cold Ethyl rocks

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 11:33 PM (+hNEM)

504 Have a great night people;
I am burned out;
and I intend to sleep late;
IF I am lucky!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:35 PM (2C38g)

505 504 Have a great night people;
I am burned out;
and I intend to sleep late;
IF I am lucky!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:35 PM (2C38g)

'Night, Hrothgar

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (nakwk)

506 Speaking of hating people groups, I will have a focus group convening next week to discuss which lucky group our kingdom will select to hate. I am taking suggestions.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (9hauA)

507 Good night, Hrothgar!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (9hauA)

508 You know, the masks have made us all learn to be more expressive with our eyes, which made me look at actors in a different way. It's a lost art. MPPP, if you're still here, you'd have a better-informed opinion than I, but I've noticed that John Wayne's eyes were expressive, and particularly in old episodes of Mannix, Mike Connors.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (jK8Z7)

509 Cold Ethyl rocks

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 11:33 PM (+hNEM)

No, she doesn't.

Posted by: Fred Mertz at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (4I/2K)

510 506 Speaking of hating people groups, I will have a focus group convening next week to discuss which lucky group our kingdom will select to hate. I am taking suggestions.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (9hauA)

The Dutch.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:37 PM (nakwk)

511 Awesome, congratulations grandpa! I hope all goes well.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2020 11:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

512 BullShit with a double BULL!!

The CIC and company better sure as shit launch some LEGAL TOMAHAWKS down range into the contested states with MAJOR impacts...

That is how you do it....if we are to win.

Can't just float this shit to SCOTUS and expect a miracle....not gonna happen...

Posted by: Nightwatch tunnel rat at November 20, 2020 11:37 PM (u1WYs)

513 speaking of hating people groups, I will have a focus
group convening next week to discuss which lucky group our kingdom will
select to hate. I am taking suggestions.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (9hauA)

themselves?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:37 PM (ZbBR3)

514 Japan started occupying Korea way before WW2 - right around the 1900s, so Koreans had to put up with their shit for a long time.

It's around the same time the USA started occupying the Philippines, and after the initial hell of fighting was over, the Americans were pretty decent colonizers, better than the Spaniards.
Then the Japanese took over during WW2 and the Filipinos were all like, no, bring those other occupiers back!the

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:38 PM (nUhF0)

515 The Dutch.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:37 PM (nakwk)

I work with too many of them - inconvenient.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:38 PM (9hauA)

516 'Night, Insom and Chique

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 11:38 PM (2C38g)

517 @J. Frank, go ahead and hate your neighbor.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:38 PM (jK8Z7)

518 Japan/Korea: that's some serious hate-speech right there!

Posted by: FIIGMO at November 20, 2020 11:38 PM (Qf08A)

519 out of the tunnel


F...this....night

Posted by: Nightwatch tunnel rat at November 20, 2020 11:38 PM (u1WYs)

520 themselves?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:37 PM (ZbBR3)

So impertinent.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:39 PM (9hauA)

521 515 The Dutch.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:37 PM (nakwk)

I work with too many of them - inconvenient.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:38 PM (9hauA)

Greenland did not reach its current glorious state by taking the path of least resistance.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:39 PM (nakwk)

522 Awesome, congratulations grandpa! I hope all goes well.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42


Thanks. You too!
Sounds like you are going to be busy if they have higher numbers in mind!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:39 PM (+ZSW1)

523 506 Speaking of hating people groups, I will have a focus group convening next week to discuss which lucky group our kingdom will select to hate. I am taking suggestions.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

Icelanders, of course

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:39 PM (nUhF0)

524 Greenland did not reach its current glorious state by taking the path of least resistance.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:39 PM (nakwk)

Hmmm. Good point. (I can't tell if you are being sarcastic.)

Well, maybe we'll even get to start a war. I haven't had one yet. *rubs hands together*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:40 PM (9hauA)

525 Speaking of hating people groups, I will have a focus group convening next week to discuss which lucky group our kingdom will select to hate. I am taking suggestions.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (9hauA)

Try the Jacobins.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 11:40 PM (zr5Kq)

526
Hi, all. Reporting in from new job! Creating a document literally on orders of Newsom on corporate COVID-19 prevention. I can't believe the shyt this company is supposed to do to keep asymptomatic adults from ever coming within six feet of a certain virus molecule.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 20, 2020 11:41 PM (G51Gf)

527 Icelanders, of course
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:39 PM (nUhF0)

Someone give this woman a prize.

Of course. Of course.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:41 PM (9hauA)

528 Speaking of hating people groups, I will have a focus group convening next week to discuss which lucky group our kingdom will select to hate. I am taking suggestions


Hatfields.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:41 PM (+ZSW1)

529 If you have to pick one, go with Monte Carlo or Monaco. it won't hurt them as they will never know about it. Even if they did know about it, they would not care.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:42 PM (ZbBR3)

530 Hiya

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 11:42 PM (arJlL)

531 Hi, all. Reporting in from new job! Creating a document literally on orders of Newsom on corporate COVID-19 prevention. I can't believe the shyt this company is supposed to do to keep asymptomatic adults from ever coming within six feet of a certain virus molecule.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 20, 2020 11:41 PM (G51Gf)

Must be interesting.

Not that Newsom actually believes covid is deadly of course. None of them do. Or else they would not be flouting their own rules.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:42 PM (9hauA)

532 Speaking of covid mrs kim tested positive today. 3rd day of symptoms. 2nd day for me. Her immune system is messed up and she is on an infusion to moderate it. I have my own issues but im generally healthy. Pray for us. It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are appreciated. Thanks horde

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still.

Okay

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 11:42 PM (arJlL)

533 Speaking of hating people groups, I will have a focus group convening next week to discuss which lucky group our kingdom will select to hate. I am taking suggestions.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (9hauA)

Icelanders, with their smelly healing hot spring privilege and living on a volcano!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2020 11:43 PM (Rz2Nc)

534
I get the impression that Japanese and Koreans don't like each other much. Though it's also my impression that Koreans don't like anyone much.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:43 PM (mht8P)

535 omg this should be on the next ONT

https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/
1329827075721736192

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:43 PM (nUhF0)

536 Hi JT!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:43 PM (9hauA)

537 rickb223

Happy Birthday !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 11:44 PM (arJlL)

538 Are we talking about dirty Scandis?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:44 PM (jK8Z7)

539 the best feuds are between next door neighbors

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:45 PM (nUhF0)

540 Hiya Chique !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 11:45 PM (arJlL)

541 prayers for both of you, USNtakim

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:45 PM (nUhF0)

542 Sounds like you are going to be busy if they have higher numbers in mind!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:39 PM (+ZSW1)

I won't be busy, I'm just the uncle/great uncle, wife will need to write a check because she handles that stuff. Then, spoil, spoil, spoil!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (Rz2Nc)

543
Speaking of covid mrs kim tested positive today. 3rd day of symptoms. 2nd day for me. Her immune system is messed up and she is on an infusion to moderate it. I have my own issues but im generally healthy. Pray for us. It could get bad for us. Probably won't but prayers are appreciated. Thanks horde

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still

==========

You and the Mrs. take care, guy. I'm thinking of you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (G51Gf)

544 I get the impression that Japanese and Koreans don't
like each other much. Though it's also my impression that Koreans don't
like anyone much.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:43 PM (mht8P)

it is my impression most Asian countries dislike their neighbors in general. They are not woke but also few call them out. If Japan is not one of the most predjudiced countries I will eat my hat. But for some reason, it is ok. American is the only racist country as decided by young Americans. Who cares what we did for other nations, that doesn't count.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (ZbBR3)

545 506 Speaking of hating people groups, I will have a focus group convening next week to discuss which lucky group our kingdom will select to hate. I am taking suggestions.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

We are available, for all you hatred needs, weekdays, 9 - 5.

Posted by: Peruvia at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (JCLg4)

546 Iceland it is.

I will begin formulating the anti-Iceland propaganda to spread among me people.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (9hauA)

547
"An empty canvas cannot be empty since our notions and expectations fill it up"

__________

This is the exact premise of John Cage's 4' 33"

Artistic value: zero
Artistic chutzpah: priceless

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (mht8P)

548 Hmmm. Good point. (I can't tell if you are being sarcastic.)

Well, maybe we'll even get to start a war. I haven't had one yet. *rubs hands together*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:40 PM (9hauA)

Baffin Island will belong to the Crown by dawn!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (nakwk)

549 472 I've spent time in both Greece and Turkey, deeply embedded working away from the tourists. Except for religion, Greeks and Turks are EXACTLY alike. They live the same lives in the same houses, eat the same food, socialize the same, and look the same. It's the silliest feud ever.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (jK8Z7)

The Turks are for the most part descended from Anatolian Greeks so it's what you'd expect.

Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 20, 2020 11:47 PM (Zm+LZ)

550 We of course always overlook the plight of the Scots, locked in an unremitting war against their traditional enemy, the Scots.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 11:47 PM (WyVLE)

551
We are available, for all you hatred needs, weekdays, 9 - 5.
Posted by: Peruvia at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (JCLg4)

We shall keep you in mind in case we need a backup.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:47 PM (9hauA)

552 Larry Wood @Christi53438799 7h
After 25 years, TODAY I officially retired from the PHILADELPHIA POLICE DEPARTMENT. Part of it was I want to enjoy the rest of my life, but a huge factor was the recent election and widespread fraud that took place in my city. No longer did I want to represent the corruption.

Posted by: Is 25 yrs = full pension? at November 20, 2020 11:48 PM (BBWrU)

553 Happy Birthday !
Posted by: JT



Thank you!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:48 PM (+ZSW1)

554 Creating a document literally on orders of Newsom on corporate COVID-19 prevention.

Put something in there about wearing an onion on your belt. See if anyone notices.

Posted by: spindrift at November 20, 2020 11:48 PM (nCgJ/)

555 Omg.

Cat just laid a turd that stinks up the whole joint.

Wow

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2020 11:48 PM (U2p+3)

556 I love rage against the machine but why they gotta be such marxist fuck heads.

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 11:48 PM (YlyPd)

557 This is the exact premise of John Cage's 4' 33"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (mht8P)


That's going to be played by a kazoo orchestra at my funeral.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (t+qrx)

558 I've spent time in both Greece and Turkey, deeply embedded working away from the tourists. Except for religion, Greeks and Turks are EXACTLY alike. They live the same lives in the same houses, eat the same food, socialize the same, and look the same. It's the silliest feud ever.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:21 PM (jK8Z7)

The Turks are for the most part descended from Anatolian Greeks so it's what you'd expect.
Posted by: Warlord Someguy - General Who Pacifies The East and West at November 20, 2020 11:47 PM (Zm+LZ)


Armenians.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (zr5Kq)

559 happy birthday rickb!

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (nUhF0)

560 I won't be busy, I'm just the uncle/great uncle, wife will need to write a check because she handles that stuff. Then, spoil, spoil, spoil!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (+ZSW1)

561
BREAKING: Former Mayor of Baltimore, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake says there was no election fraud.

Posted by: Let's just call it Reliable Sources at November 20, 2020 11:14 PM (BBWrU)

Is she the one that "wrote" that "children's book" that she then "sold" massive numbers of copies to people trying to buy influence?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (946rW)

562 Sidney Powell's life is the sort of thing they used to make movies about, back when Hollywood cared about telling a good story.

She used to be a federal prosecutor. And then she saw all sorts of bullshit that her colleagues at the DoJ would pull to get a conviction.

So, she quit, and became a defense attorney instead, specializing in defending against federal prosecutions. She also wrote a tell-all book about her time as a federal prosecutor, where she named names. It's worth noting that nobody has denied anything in that book, or threatened to sue her over it.

And now her principles have brought her to defending the President against outright election theft. That is straight-up epic movie material!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (H3MF8)

563 Hatfields.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:41 PM (+ZSW1)


You forgot the Jukes and the Kallikaks.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (WyVLE)

564 Baffin Island will belong to the Crown by dawn!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (nakwk)

Such a deal! Four thousand Eskimos, and two thousand Quebec gangsters on the run from the law.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (JCLg4)

565 Baffin Island will belong to the Crown by dawn!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (nakwk)

True, with their boyband soi-leader, they won't put up much of a fight.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (9hauA)

566
American is the only racist country as decided by young Americans. Who cares what we did for other nations, that doesn't count.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (ZbBR3)

_________

No one actually believes that America is the only racist country. Even the young Americans who use that accusation as a club to beat us with.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:50 PM (mht8P)

567 Iceland it is.

I will begin formulating the anti-Iceland propaganda to spread among me people.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (9hauA)

My Icelandic Sheepdogs and Icelandic chickens will hopefully be exempt form the hatred, it isn't their fault what those horrible people did to them!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2020 11:50 PM (Rz2Nc)

568 Hey, Kindltot, I understand from Outlander that the McDonalds and the Frasers have been at it for centuries.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:50 PM (jK8Z7)

569
Not that Newsom actually believes covid is deadly of course. None of them do. Or else they would not be flouting their own rules.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

=======

This is waht kills me! None of them believe this shyte! Just like with global warming -- if they believed it, Oprah Winfrey and Ellen DeGeneres wouldn't have massive homes in Santa Barbara, which will be tsunami'd or wildfire'd out of existence in a few years per the prophets.

And how are you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 20, 2020 11:50 PM (G51Gf)

570 happy birthday rickb!
Posted by: vmom Trump Won!


Thank you!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:51 PM (+ZSW1)

571 Whoa, wait, birthday? Happy birthday! You don't look a day over 29!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:51 PM (nakwk)

572 Cat just laid a turd that stinks up the whole joint.

Wow
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2020 11:48 PM (U2p+3)

Rubber gloves. Slingshot. "Homeless" bum.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (JCLg4)

573 I don't get the NAACP lawsuit in Michigan. How does it establish standing? Clearly black voters did vote for Trump so they are being disenfranchised and how will the NAACP establish that any black voters voted for Biden? Ok, they'll file a couple of affidavits, but beyond those 4, they have to use - wait for it - statistics - and how do they establish the reliability of the data?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (lS7a6)

574 America is the least racist country in the world

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (nUhF0)

575 { ! } This thread has been disputed. Learn how blogs can be better

Posted by: Twitter soyboi activist algorithm at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (786Ro)

576 Rubber gloves. Slingshot. "Homeless" bum.

Some assembly required.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (JCLg4)

And do something about the fecal matter.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (nakwk)

577 Omg.

Cat just laid a turd that stinks up the whole joint.

Wow
Posted by: nurse ratched

(Hero approaches Nurse's house.....

"EWWWWWW!" (and runs away !)

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (arJlL)

578 My Icelandic Sheepdogs and Icelandic chickens will hopefully be exempt form the hatred, it isn't their fault what those horrible people did to them!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2020 11:50 PM (Rz2Nc)

Hmmm... Propaganda material. Very good. Very good.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (9hauA)

579 Seriously, John Grisham wishes he could write a character as compelling as Sidney Powell.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (H3MF8)

580 Cold Ethyl rocks

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 11:33 PM (+hNEM)

No, she doesn't.
Posted by: Fred Mertz
---------------

This..., this is the reason I hang out here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2020 11:53 PM (bk3Sg)

581
Happy birthday, rickb. May you have many more 29ths.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:53 PM (mht8P)

582 Former Mayor of Baltimore, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake says there was no election fraud.

Posted by: Let's just call it Reliable Sources at November 20, 2020 11:14 PM (BBWrU)

And....there's NO rats in Baltimore, either !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 11:53 PM (arJlL)

583 don't get the NAACP lawsuit in Michigan





noise

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 11:53 PM (zr5Kq)

584 https://twitter.com/SaeedDiCaprio/status/

1329827075721736192
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:43 PM (nUhF0)


This is the funniest thing I have seen in a month.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 11:53 PM (WyVLE)

585 BREAKING: Former Mayor of Baltimore, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake says there was no election fraud.
------

Isn't she in prison?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2020 11:54 PM (bk3Sg)

586 Whoa, wait, birthday? Happy birthday! You don't look a day over 29!
Posted by: Insomniac


Thanks. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:54 PM (+ZSW1)

587 And how are you?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 20, 2020 11:50 PM (G51Gf)

Great, thanks! Glad the weekend is here, although it will be a working weekend. At least I get to sleeeeeep in tomorrow.

Aside from having to deal with Covid nonsense, how's the new job?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:54 PM (9hauA)

588 Iceland it is.

I will begin formulating the anti-Iceland propaganda to spread among me people.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (9hauA)



And change your nic to Bjorque ?

Posted by: President-Elect Hands at November 20, 2020 11:54 PM (786Ro)

589 Happy birthday, rickb!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:54 PM (9hauA)

590 Is the MAGA rally at Mayfair Mall in Wauwatosa (with Sheriff Clarke) planned for tomorrow at 11am cancelled? https://tinyurl.com/y4s8hnjl

Posted by: CBS58 WDJT at November 20, 2020 11:54 PM (BBWrU)

591 Happy birthday, rickb. May you have many more 29ths.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Thank you.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:54 PM (+ZSW1)

592 American is the only racist country as decided by young Americans. Who cares what we did for other nations, that doesn't count.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:46 PM (ZbBR3)



_________



No one actually believes that America is the only racist country.
Even the young Americans who use that accusation as a club to beat us
with.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:50 PM (mht8P)

I think a lot of them do. They are not taught history by design. The leftists that took over academia know what they are doing. There is a reason they all loved France and Chirac during the build up to the Iraq war. Now when France is going after radical islamic terrorists, you don't hear a damn thing about France. These people are that dumb. And even if they were not dumb, they have no desire to critique their plan for a revolution in America. For the most part, they don't give a damn about anyone else.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 11:55 PM (ZbBR3)

593 And change your nic to Bjorque ?
Posted by: President-Elect Hands at November 20, 2020 11:54 PM (786Ro)

Only when I go undercover to infiltrate them.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:55 PM (9hauA)

594 Hey, Kindltot, I understand from Outlander that the McDonalds and the Frasers have been at it for centuries.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:50 PM (jK8Z7)


niver trust a Campbell.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 11:55 PM (WyVLE)

595 452 KTE has a fever
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 11:13 PM (nUhF0)

frontlinemds.com

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 11:55 PM (YkawN)

596 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2020 11:55 PM (sDW6R)

597 Is she the one that "wrote" that "children's book" that she then "sold" massive numbers of copies to people trying to buy influence?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM

No, that's Catherine Pugh (Healthy Holly).

Posted by: Who also founded the Baltimore Marathon at November 20, 2020 11:55 PM (BBWrU)

598 rickb, happy birthday. go and do something crazy !

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 11:55 PM (zr5Kq)

599 Happy birthday, rickb!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland


Thank you!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:55 PM (+ZSW1)

600
Meanwhile, in non-news world, I won't spoil who got kicked out at the semi-finals in the Great British Baking Show this week, and since the next episode won't be available for a SOLID WEEK, I'm watching all over from the beginning. They're making Battenberg cakes on week one -- WEEK ONE. If I practice for a solid year I may be able to manage one, although I'm not a fan of marzipan. Cheers, mates.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 20, 2020 11:56 PM (G51Gf)

601 America is so racist that all sorts of nonwhite people are doing all they can, including breaking laws and taking dangerous journeys, to get here.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:56 PM (9hauA)

602 rickb, happy birthday. go and do something crazy !
Posted by: runner


Thank you! Going hog hunting next week.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:57 PM (+ZSW1)

603
Not that Newsom actually believes covid is deadly of course. None of them do. Or else they would not be flouting their own rules.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

_________

Or they may think it's deadly, just not to them. Like those reporters and tourists visiting craphole countries who think they have some Magic Amulet of Progressivism that will keep them safe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:57 PM (mht8P)

604 Cat just laid a turd that stinks up the whole joint.

Wow
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2020 11:48 PM (U2p+3)

Robert's Law: The tinier the body, the fouler the horrors that emerge from it.

Primary offenders? Women and cats.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2020 11:57 PM (sDW6R)

605

starts at 1:35:40
space after be
https://youtu.be /myIEWH-9Dg0?t=5739


Some news how the fight is going. Bannon tonight had an attorney who talks plain legal talk how it is going for us, and the legal side is strong. There is a lot going on that PROGDA refuses to cover. Like the MI certification process and reasons why local judges refusing to certify. This is all good for our side. This was live at 6:40 est.

just sit back and listen. Winning Trump's 2nd term is a long process, and our team has people who have been there before - prosecuting complex crime, arguing a case in front of the Supreme Court. Hope it lets everyone breath a bit and relax.

Bannon's podcast is #30 in the USA, and #47 in the world, especially from China and their underground.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 11:57 PM (sy5kK)

606 601 America is so racist that all sorts of nonwhite people are doing all they can, including breaking laws and taking dangerous journeys, to get here.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:56 PM (9hauA)

Self-loathing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:58 PM (nakwk)

607 America is so racist that all sorts of nonwhite people are doing all they can, including breaking laws and taking dangerous journeys, to get here.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:56 PM (9hauA)


They just want to tell us in person how racist we are.

Posted by: AF at November 20, 2020 11:58 PM (S8ePJ)

608 JT,

You're a dork!

Xoxoxoxoxo

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2020 11:59 PM (U2p+3)

609
BREAKING: Former Mayor of Baltimore, Stephanie Rawlings-Blake says there was no election fraud.
------

Isn't she in prison?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

========

Carolyn Pugh or Cathryn Pugh or whatever her name is. The one who forced everyone to buy her kids' book and then pled insanity if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 20, 2020 11:59 PM (G51Gf)

610 The Dutch.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:37 PM (nakwk)

Everybody hates the Dutch. Let's hate the Danes instead.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 20, 2020 11:59 PM (uxUoN)

611 The lawyers working with Trump on the election are fighting for their life too in addition to all of us. If Biden steals this election they and their families will be targeted and hounded by dem stooges. They won't be able to live or work anywhere. They know this and are still working their azzes off for us.

Posted by: Megthered at November 20, 2020 11:59 PM (SM/op)

612 Or they may think it's deadly, just not to them. Like those reporters and tourists visiting craphole countries who think they have some Magic Amulet of Progressivism that will keep them safe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:57 PM (mht8P)

You do have a point. But I suspect our rulers are just getting their jollies from being cruel and authoritarian.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:59 PM (9hauA)

613
Woke 20-something: "America is the most racist nation in history! Thai or Mexican tonight?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2020 12:00 AM (mht8P)

614 Everybody hates the Dutch. Let's hate the Danes instead.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 20, 2020 11:59 PM (uxUoN)

I dunno. They gave us danish. And they have pretty good beer.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:00 AM (nakwk)

615 Robert,


I'd like another margarita please.

Smooches

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2020 12:00 AM (U2p+3)

616 Robert's Law: The tinier the body, the fouler the horrors that emerge from it.

Primary offenders? Women and cats.
Posted by: Robert



Pffft. Babies.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2020 12:00 AM (+ZSW1)

617 Only good news in a while, turns out the powder measure does reliably dispense micro-charges, as are needed for reloading 380ACP. Just started my first "production" run after testing some different loads yesterday on my duty day at the range.

Short article by someone with a major online reloading vendor predicts this panic will last longer than the two most recent ones, especially for primers. He said foreign primers not coming into the US this time, as happened in the 2nd Obama panic. Apart from issues at the major Russian producer, he didn't explain why the other Euro stuff wouldn't be coming in.

Fortunately I'm well stocked (lots of Russian primers included).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2020 12:00 AM (OTzUX)

618 Thank you! Going hog hunting next week.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:57 PM (+ZSW1)

Apparently, there is a group of folks from my local area that go hog hunting every year out around Castor, Alberta. There is a colony of wild hogs in the valley of the Red Deer River, there. And, because varmints, no hunting license needed. I am going to find out if I can tag along.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 12:01 AM (JCLg4)

619 rickb-

https://ogdaa.blogspot.com/2020/11/the-shit-i-post-on-facebook_19.html#more

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:01 AM (arJlL)

620 Alice Cooper: only celeb I ever spent one-on-one time with.

He was assaulted by a drunk at a downtown hotel in STL, & he came in to swear out a criminal complaint.

Pleasant, down-to-earth regular guy. I liked him. More celebs like him, & they wouldn't all be presumed to be azaleas.

Posted by: mnw at November 21, 2020 12:01 AM (Cssks)

621 Hmmm... Propaganda material. Very good. Very good.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:52 PM (9hauA)

LOL

Happy birthday rickb223!

Goodnight all.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 21, 2020 12:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

622 612 Or they may think it's deadly, just not to them. Like those reporters and tourists visiting craphole countries who think they have some Magic Amulet of Progressivism that will keep them safe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 11:57 PM (mht8P)

You do have a point. But I suspect our rulers are just getting their jollies from being cruel and authoritarian.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:59 PM (9hauA)

I agree! And the hypocrisy is just part of the kink for them.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:02 AM (H3MF8)

623 618 Thank you! Going hog hunting next week.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:57 PM (+ZSW1)

Apparently, there is a group of folks from my local area that go hog hunting every year out around Castor, Alberta. There is a colony of wild hogs in the valley of the Red Deer River, there. And, because varmints, no hunting license needed. I am going to find out if I can tag along.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 12:01 AM (JCLg4)

I'mma need to get one of y'all to take me hog hunting one of these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)

624 Just another way for them to rub it in our faces that they're "better" than us.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:02 AM (H3MF8)

625 624 Just another way for them to rub it in our faces that they're "better" than us.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:02 AM (H3MF

They're doing donuts on our lawns.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:03 AM (nakwk)

626 #604, not in all cases. My little Dorkie Dork, an 8# bundle of Maine cune (my TM'd non-racist term) joy, smelled great all the time and never, ever did anything stinky. Unless you knew she was there, you'd never know i had a cat. Literally, neither her poop nor her pee stank, ever.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 12:03 AM (lS7a6)

627 Speaking of "racism", my company did some type of diversity and inclusion survey. I was scared that they were going to start bringing in some woke nonsense, but so far, it looks ok. Turns out ~90% or more of employees surveyed felt appreciated and happy.

In my division (for lack of a better word), half of the US team leaders for the type of work I do are black, I don't even have a white person reporting to me. And it's all organic. And we all get along and respect each other.

I hope they don't ruin it with woke nonsense.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:03 AM (9hauA)

628 JT,

You're a dork!

Xoxoxoxoxo
Posted by: nurse ratched

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:03 AM (arJlL)

629 I'mma need to get one of y'all to take me hog hunting one of these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)

We'll go to a more upscale place. Better looking chicks. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2020 12:04 AM (9Om/r)

630 Story read, little guy off to bed. He picked "Guess How Much I Love You" over "Elementary Statistics for Geographers".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 21, 2020 12:04 AM (SchxB)

631 Apparently, there is a group of folks from my local area that go hog hunting every year out around Castor, Alberta. There is a colony of wild hogs in the valley of the Red Deer River, there. And, because varmints, no hunting license needed. I am going to find out if I can tag along.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Don't stop shooting until they are down. There's a reason they are called bullet sponges. I've seen boars take four rounds where they're supposed to and they still keep going.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2020 12:04 AM (+ZSW1)

632 I am taking suggestions. <<<<<<<<
Those blue people from Avatar.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2020 12:05 AM (r+sAi)

633 The Dutch.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 11:37 PM (nakwk)

Everybody hates the Dutch. Let's hate the Danes instead.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80
-----

At this point, I usually cue up the Kingston Trio, and 'The Merry Minuet'. Well, hell, might as well: https://tinyurl.com/y4mgwl8h

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2020 12:06 AM (pK7cg)

634 623 618 Thank you! Going hog hunting next week.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 11:57 PM (+ZSW1)

Apparently, there is a group of folks from my local area that go hog hunting every year out around Castor, Alberta. There is a colony of wild hogs in the valley of the Red Deer River, there. And, because varmints, no hunting license needed. I am going to find out if I can tag along.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 12:01 AM (JCLg4)

I'mma need to get one of y'all to take me hog hunting one of these days.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)

Texas has a similar situation, Insomniac. Wild hogs are considered vermin and can be killed on sight there, no hunting license required.

Just remember... unlike domestic pigs, they still carry trichinosis. You'll have to cook them thoroughly.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:07 AM (H3MF8)

635 I'mma need to get one of y'all to take me hog hunting one of these days.

Posted by: Insomniac


We'll go to a more upscale place. Better looking chicks. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



*snort

Spearmint Rhino!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2020 12:07 AM (+ZSW1)

636 629 I'mma need to get one of y'all to take me hog hunting one of these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)

We'll go to a more upscale place. Better looking chicks. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2020 12:04 AM (9Om/r)

Hah!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:07 AM (nakwk)

637 At the time I met him, circa 1986, Cooper was living in Phoenix; owned an Italian restaurant; & & liked to golf.

Posted by: mnw at November 21, 2020 12:07 AM (Cssks)

638 Texas has a similar situation, Insomniac. Wild hogs are considered vermin and can be killed on sight there, no hunting license required.

Just remember... unlike domestic pigs, they still carry trichinosis. You'll have to cook them thoroughly.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:07 AM (H3MF

Well, there go my plans of pork sashimi.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:08 AM (nakwk)

639 Those blue people from Avatar.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2020 12:05 AM (r+sAi)

Oh, they were declared enemies of the state as soon as we discovered them. In fact, the whole movie was.


I was so glad when Critical Drinker released his video about how it was the most successful bad movie ever.

I was kind of um, seeing, some hippy-libertarian-weirdo guy, and he just loved it. Which makes me hate it even more, LOL. Anyway, he was into that noble savage nonsense so I wasn't really surpriese.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:08 AM (9hauA)

640 This talk of Baltimore on the ont reminded me of Randy Newman's song. So I just listened to it. Great music, and really hits the nail on the head.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at November 21, 2020 12:09 AM (jiEI2)

641 And now her principles have brought her to defending the President against outright election theft. That is straight-up epic movie material!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (H3MF

I would gladly pay to see a movie like that. But as you say, Hollywood doesn't make those kinds of movies any more. Just derivative garbage.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 12:09 AM (5FCda)

642 Hi all. Silver City ipa for me tonight. The child will not just go to sleep and its wrecking up my evening plans of wallowing in ennui.

I used to have a CAG (congo african gray) and she didn't play ball but I have no doubt she could have. Birds are smart. I'm sad we had to rehome but our place is too small for 3 animals, 2 adults, and one baby. And none of the animals would get along either. (the bird was HARSH to the dog. Hilarious) I always lovethe birb photos in the puttering thread.

Posted by: funsize at November 21, 2020 12:10 AM (EiPf6)

643 *surprised*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:10 AM (9hauA)

644 Lots of metalers play golf. Def Lepard got KK Downing and Glenn Tipton of JP into it. It's a good way for them to relax in a relatively private setting. Get to play a lot of different courses too.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 12:10 AM (lS7a6)

645 At this point, I usually cue up the Kingston Trio, and 'The Merry Minuet'. Well, hell, might as well: https://tinyurl.com/y4mgwl8h

Posted by: Mike Hammer,

I never heard that before !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:10 AM (arJlL)

646 Hollywood delenda est

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2020 12:11 AM (BenuG)

647 I hope they don't ruin it with woke nonsense.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:03 AM (9hauA)

The firm I work at inundates us with woke garbage constantly. Unfortunately the whole "hostile workplace" thing doesn't carry any weight if you're white, straight and male...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:11 AM (nakwk)

648 I asked him, "Where's the snake?"

He said, "Yeah, I get that a lot."

Posted by: mnw at November 21, 2020 12:11 AM (Cssks)

649 I only made it through about 20 minutes of avatar so I don't know what happened, but I hope they all got the wuhu flu and died.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2020 12:11 AM (r+sAi)

650 Nah, punk was seldom about "minimal gov't and maximal personal freedom". It was about crushing the establishment, no matter how much good it had done or did, and licentiousness (not freedom).

Though *some* punk managed to actually have some thought behind it and did pick the right fights.

(Understanding Chesterton's Fence might have done some of them some good.)

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:11 AM (IVYWX)

651 631 Those blue people from Avatar.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2020 12:05 AM (r+sAi)

632 Don't stop shooting until they are down.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2020 12:04 AM (+ZSW1)


I like it better in this order.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 12:12 AM (t+qrx)

652 Don't stop shooting until they are down. There's a reason they are called bullet sponges. I've seen boars take four rounds where they're supposed to and they still keep going.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2020 12:04 AM (+ZSW1)

I have an Enfield Mk. IV "jungle carbine". Loud as fuck, and a kick like a mule, to boot. But the mag holds ten rounds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 12:13 AM (JCLg4)

653 The firm I work at inundates us with woke garbage constantly. Unfortunately the whole "hostile workplace" thing doesn't carry any weight if you're white, straight and male...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:11 AM (nakwk)

Well, you are lawyers.


But seriously, that sucks. It's like they don't realize racism was bad because it is wrong to treat anyone poorly because of their race, not because it was wrong to treat *black* people poorly.

Not sure which is at the top of my hate list, feminism or racial identity politics.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:13 AM (9hauA)

654 Hey there, Horde.

I made the mistake of reading all the comments.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:13 AM (aommx)

655 I thought wild pigs were varmints (no season/no limit) in all 50 states (and, apparently, Alberta)?

Have met several gun guys who hunt them. Ranches and farms up near CaliGirl for example, are happy to have these guys come up and harvest as many as they can.

Definitely can be a lot of sport in it. Smartest animals on four legs. Mutualism - they cooperate, work together. Physically, literally armored for battle and survival.

Ran into one guy who hunts them with a bow - now that impressed me.

I was thinking a "meat chopper" (quad .50-cal turret mounted on a half-track in WWII) would be more my speed. I know Mosin-Nagants (the carbine versions) are popular with some out here for hog hunting, plenty of power and penetration.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2020 12:14 AM (OTzUX)

656 I only made it through about 20 minutes of avatar so I don't know what happened, but I hope they all got the wuhu flu and died.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2020 12:11 AM (r+sAi)

If only.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:14 AM (9hauA)

657 CNN: Tyson Foods managers at an Iowa pork processing facility are accused of taking bets on how many of the facility's employees would get infected with Covid-19.

Posted by: What's the settlement date? at November 21, 2020 12:14 AM (BBWrU)

658 CNN: Tyson Foods managers at an Iowa pork processing facility are accused of taking bets on how many of the facility's employees would get infected with Covid-19.


And?

(Directed towards CNN)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:15 AM (9hauA)

659 Hollywood delenda est
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:15 AM (arJlL)

660
I never heard that before !
Posted by: JT
--------

It's pretty much the province of those over 29.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2020 12:15 AM (pK7cg)

661 I'mma need to get one of y'all to take me hog hunting one of these days.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:02 AM (nakwk)

Texas has a similar situation, Insomniac. Wild hogs are considered vermin and can be killed on sight there, no hunting license required.

Just remember... unlike domestic pigs, they still carry trichinosis. You'll have to cook them thoroughly.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler



I've been skunked every time I've been out. They make a huge circuit from my in-laws, out to the county lake, down to the Red River onto a neighbor's property. They hit my in-laws about 3 times a month. I'm never there when they are. :-(

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2020 12:15 AM (+ZSW1)

662 AOP, so you can retire the hogs under Rule 303. Excellent.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2020 12:16 AM (OTzUX)

663 BTW, who chose that crappy music for the birdie basketball?

EVERYONE knows it should have been Sweet Georgia Brown.

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:16 AM (IVYWX)

664 I was thinking a "meat chopper" (quad .50-cal turret mounted on a half-track in WWII) would be more my speed. I know Mosin-Nagants (the carbine versions) are popular with some out here for hog hunting, plenty of power and penetration.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2020 12:14 AM (OTzUX)

Well, I could fire up the M29 Weasel. That would carry 3 gunners plus the driver. And high enough, I don't think an enraged hog could easily jump in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 12:17 AM (JCLg4)

665 Here is some WD ONT worthy content for you all. Posted by: Gentlemen
That was very good.
Those milk cartons with the triangle for opening, one gets a little bit better at that with practice, buttttt...they kept me humble in the high school cafeteria.

Posted by: MikeM at November 21, 2020 12:17 AM (OqsNP)

666 641 And now her principles have brought her to defending the President against outright election theft. That is straight-up epic movie material!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 11:49 PM (H3MF

I would gladly pay to see a movie like that. But as you say, Hollywood doesn't make those kinds of movies any more. Just derivative garbage.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 12:09 AM (5FCda)

She's the sort of character Meryl Streep would've given her left tit to play 40 years ago.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:18 AM (H3MF8)

667 I'm never there when they are. >>>>>
You should call ahead.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2020 12:19 AM (r+sAi)

668 Hi Captain Whitebread!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:19 AM (9hauA)

669 I never heard that before !
Posted by: JT
--------

It's pretty much the province of those over 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I'm familiar with Ruby Red and Tom Dooley.....

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:20 AM (arJlL)

670
Aside from having to deal with Covid nonsense, how's the new job?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

==========

Thanks for asking. It's hard work. I don't much mind it except for all the meta junk outside actual production -- the tracking, the metrics, the "let's have a brainstorming session to try to figure out a decision tree for the review process" blah-blah. And based on this document I'm prepping, I don't see how I'll have to drag my lazy bones to an office for at least a year.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 21, 2020 12:20 AM (G51Gf)

671 654 Hey there, Horde.

I made the mistake of reading all the comments.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:13 AM (aommx)

You should know better by now!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:20 AM (nakwk)

672 {{{chique}}}

(That is how it's done, right?)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:20 AM (aommx)

673 568 Hey, Kindltot, I understand from Outlander that the McDonalds and the Frasers have been at it for centuries.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 11:50 PM (jK8Z7)


Nah, you've got it wrong. It's the McDonalds and the Burger Kings.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 21, 2020 12:21 AM (b2diN)

674 Have met several gun guys who hunt them. Ranches and farms up near CaliGirl for example, are happy to have these guys come up and harvest as many as they can.

Definitely can be a lot of sport in it. Smartest animals on four legs. Mutualism - they cooperate, work together. Physically, literally armored for battle and survival.

Ran into one guy who hunts them with a bow - now that impressed me.

I was thinking a "meat chopper" (quad .50-cal turret mounted on a half-track in WWII) would be more my speed. I know Mosin-Nagants (the carbine versions) are popular with some out here for hog hunting, plenty of power and penetration.
Posted by: rhomboid


The guy with the bow is a "hunter".
The others are eradicators.
There's videos on Facebook of a guy in a side by side atv with a no shit mounted M-60 or 249. Yes. Belt fed.
Then there's guys that do helicopter hunts with Ted Nugent.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2020 12:21 AM (+ZSW1)

675 When you were a kid in the 70's, could you imagine listening to songs from the 10's and 20's?






Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (QMRpq)


Heck, I'm STILL listening to songs from the 1910s and 20s. Some really good music, though the recordings actually from that era leave a little to be desired.

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:21 AM (IVYWX)

676 Thanks for asking. It's hard work. I don't much mind it except for all the meta junk outside actual production -- the tracking, the metrics, the "let's have a brainstorming session to try to figure out a decision tree for the review process" blah-blah. And based on this document I'm prepping, I don't see how I'll have to drag my lazy bones to an office for at least a year.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 21, 2020 12:20 AM (G51Gf)

Would you prefer going into the office if you were allowed?

I've worked from home for nearly 10 years and love it, being basically a hermit. But I know some people can't really handle it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:22 AM (9hauA)

677 Of course, that was before the tragic canoe mishap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 12:22 AM (JCLg4)

678 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:13 AM (aommx)

You should know better by now!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:20 AM (nakwk)


You'd think so. I've been hanging around here since...my son was in kindergarten...and he's 24 now...

...damn. I got old.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:23 AM (aommx)

679 {{{chique}}}

(That is how it's done, right?)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:20 AM (aommx)

LOL, that's right.

{{{Captain Whitebread}}}

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:23 AM (9hauA)

680 Poor kids probably just think that's just some old guy helping out.

Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (rwZk1)


He should get up while they're eating and do a bit of his repertoire.

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:24 AM (IVYWX)

681 Yesterday at the range, another new gun family, a Filipino couple in their 40s. Guy said back in March they discussed maybe getting a gun - they'd never touched or fired one, and found them scary. Now they've got a 9mm semi, a 9mm carbine, and a semi 12 ga. They were also stunned by the election.

One youngish guy, father of 2, who wanted the full reloading brief from me. He's leaving CA - when I asked where he's going, he said they're choosing between ID, OK, and TX. "Oh, America" I said. He's very angry. Born/raised here, loves it generally, but feels he has to leave for his kids. Sickening.

He was also stunned and appalled at the election situation, though I was able to walk him through the contingent election scenario, he had it wrong.

Meanwhile the Coasties' tactical unit (MSRT) was spending lots of our printed national money on the upper ranges, have not heard so much sustained automatic fire in a long time. Assume they were qualifying on their SAWs.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2020 12:24 AM (OTzUX)

682 MSM: President Trump hasn't answered a question from reporters in 17 days.
Powell: He doesn't need to. He already decided to #ReleaseTheKraken. He can sit back with :popcornemoji: and watch the show.

Posted by: Twitterly at November 21, 2020 12:25 AM (BBWrU)

683 506 Speaking of hating people groups, I will have a focus group convening next week to discuss which lucky group our kingdom will select to hate. I am taking suggestions.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 11:36 PM (9hauA)

The Judean People's Front. Bunch of splitters.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:25 AM (Ojki1)

684
CNN: Tyson Foods managers at an Iowa pork processing facility are accused of taking bets on how many of the facility's employees would get infected with Covid-19.
Posted by: What's the settlement date?

========

You just know CNN has a Grim Milestone counter they're jockeying their reporting around.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 21, 2020 12:25 AM (G51Gf)

685 She's the sort of character Meryl Streep would've given her left tit to play 40 years ago.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:18 AM (H3MF

Yep. Helen Mirren, too.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 12:25 AM (5FCda)

686 The US had agreed to independence for the Philippines prior to WW2 but wanted to build up their military first so they could defend themselves. That's one reason they fought so hard against the Japanese - it wasn't just one colonial power vs another.

Posted by: rww at November 21, 2020 12:25 AM (vl1ff)

687 Well, you are lawyers.


But seriously, that sucks. It's like they don't realize racism was bad because it is wrong to treat anyone poorly because of their race, not because it was wrong to treat *black* people poorly.

Not sure which is at the top of my hate list, feminism or racial identity politics.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:13 AM (9hauA)

It can get annoying just from sheer volume. I mostly tune it out, and I occasionally get a chuckle seeing white liberal female partners sending out emails about diversity and systemic racism.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:26 AM (nakwk)

688 My "work" for today was rendering out two old burned-out power transformers for their copper content. Might have gotten 5 pounds total of copper wire out of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 12:27 AM (JCLg4)

689 I think video of a crew mounted in AOP's Weasel using automatic weapons to eradicate porkers would make compelling viewing.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2020 12:27 AM (OTzUX)

690 The Burger Chefs got wiped out a long time ago. Is the feud between the Arby's and the Hardee's still a thing?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 21, 2020 12:27 AM (lS7a6)

691 I've worked from home for nearly 10 years and love it, being basically a hermit. But I know some people can't really handle it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!

Awww....don't be a hermit.

Get out there and EXPOSE yourself !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:27 AM (arJlL)

692 You'd think so. I've been hanging around here since...my son was in kindergarten...and he's 24 now...

...damn. I got old.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:23 AM (aommx)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:28 AM (nakwk)

693 given Japan's actions in Korea before and during WWII.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:23 PM (H3MF


Given Japan's actions in like 1700 and something. They invaded Korea loooong before WW2.

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:28 AM (IVYWX)

694 Awww....don't be a hermit.

Get out there and EXPOSE yourself !
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:27 AM (arJlL)

And provide us the video footage.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:29 AM (nakwk)

695 Tomorrow should be nice weather, so I'll be cleaning up the yard-- hopefully for the last time this season-- and putting up our Christmas lights.

The lights will NOT get switched on until next weekend!

Posted by: JQ at November 21, 2020 12:30 AM (09wCi)

696 My "work" for today was rendering out two old burned-out power transformers for their copper content. Might have gotten 5 pounds total of copper wire out of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Wow !

Where'd you get them ?

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:30 AM (arJlL)

697 692 You'd think so. I've been hanging around here since...my son was in kindergarten...and he's 24 now...

...damn. I got old.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:23 AM (aommx)

Tell me about it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:28 AM (nakwk)

Kids who weren't born yet when I started hanging out here are now getting their driver's licenses.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:31 AM (H3MF8)

698 It can get annoying just from sheer volume. I mostly tune it out, and I occasionally get a chuckle seeing white liberal female partners sending out emails about diversity and systemic racism.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:26 AM (nakwk)

It's amazing that members of what is probably actually the most privileged group in America (IMO) act so put upon and of course know better than everyone else.

And liberals can be extremely racist. The things my cousin, who is getting a PhD in an extremely liberal field, told me about how black students were treated in her program in a university in a super liberal city stunned me. And she was completely surrounded by leftists. SMH

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:31 AM (9hauA)

699 Awww....don't be a hermit.

Get out there and EXPOSE yourself !
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:27 AM (arJlL)

And provide us the video footage.
Posted by: Insomniac

DANG !

Why didn't I think of that ?

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:32 AM (arJlL)

700 Alice Cooper anecdote:

He does a radio show syndicated to classic rock stations, and when I got started at my at the station I work for now, we were carrying the show at night.

The show offers "liners" read by Cooper, and when I arrived, the program director sent a couple of promos for my show for Cooper to read. He had a little fun with them. My favorites:

"Hi this is Alice Cooper, and when I'm golfing in (our town), I listen to (radio name) on (our station)...
I do? Really?"

and

"I'm Alice Cooper, and you're listening to (my radio name) on (station). He's a nice guy...and you know how I feel about nice guys."

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:32 AM (aommx)

701
niver trust a Campbell.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 11:55 PM (WyVLE)

*Narrows eyes*

"Come get some."

Posted by: Bruce Campbell at November 21, 2020 12:32 AM (Ojki1)

702 693 given Japan's actions in Korea before and during WWII.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:23 PM (H3MF


Given Japan's actions in like 1700 and something. They invaded Korea loooong before WW2.
Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:28 AM (IVYWX)

I didn't know it had started that long ago. Good to know, thanks!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:32 AM (H3MF8)

703 And provide us the video footage.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:29 AM (nakwk)

You are going to have to receive a scholarship (and sentence) to our Finishing School for Boisterous Morons.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:33 AM (9hauA)

704 DANG !

Why didn't I think of that ?
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:32 AM (arJlL)

You'll be joining Insom in the Finishing School Intensive Rescue Program.


INSOMNIAC, you are such a bad influence on our boys!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:34 AM (9hauA)

705
...damn. I got old.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:23 AM (aommx)

Tell me about it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:28 AM (nakwk)


My granddaughter had her first double-digit birthday this year.

She told me she can't wait to get her driver's license so she can take a motorcycle through the McDonald's drive-thru.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:34 AM (aommx)

706
So.

Japanese kimchi is Right Out.

Posted by: Miklos-san at November 21, 2020 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

707 Get out there and EXPOSE yourself !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:27 AM (arJlL)


The cops visited last time I did that.

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:38 AM (IVYWX)

708 The last firm I worked for could not even pretend to give a shit about woke stuff. Money was all that mattered. A significant partner made a watermelon joke about the firm's diversity program at a firmwide event. Law firms are like unhappy families, they are all unhappy in their own way.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2020 12:38 AM (H5knJ)

709 You'll be joining Insom in the Finishing School Intensive Rescue Program.


(Insom, ya think she's gonna spank us ?)

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:39 AM (arJlL)

710 703 And provide us the video footage.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:29 AM (nakwk)

You are going to have to receive a scholarship (and sentence) to our Finishing School for Boisterous Morons.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:33 AM (9hauA)

I bet donations are flooding in!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:39 AM (nakwk)

711 Santa Clara County (CA) Undersheriff indicted for taking bribes (political donations) in return for issuing CCW permits. Sheriff herself may also be under scrutiny.

Not surprising when you make CCW permits near impossible to acquire.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 21, 2020 12:39 AM (b2diN)

712 709 You'll be joining Insom in the Finishing School Intensive Rescue Program.


(Insom, ya think she's gonna spank us ?)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:39 AM (arJlL)

I certainly hope so.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:39 AM (nakwk)

713 My granddaughter had her first double-digit birthday this year.

She told me she can't wait to get her driver's license so she can take a motorcycle through the McDonald's drive-thru.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:34 AM (aommx)

That's awesome. She sounds like a hoot and a half!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:40 AM (nakwk)

714 My granddaughter had her first double-digit birthday this year.


She told me she can't wait to get her driver's license so she can take a motorcycle through the McDonald's drive-thru.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:34 AM (aommx)



You know the only appropriate (moron) response to that is:

"Oh, Honey. You don't need to have a license to take a motorcycle down to and through the McDonald's drive-thru. You just need the license so the cops won't arrest you!"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2020 12:40 AM (WyVLE)

715 OK. I give up.

Finishing School has been disbaded.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:41 AM (9hauA)

716 709 You'll be joining Insom in the Finishing School Intensive Rescue Program.


(Insom, ya think she's gonna spank us ?)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:39 AM (arJlL)

I certainly hope so.
Posted by: Insomniac


FEENEESH THEM

Posted by: diminutive Miklos at November 21, 2020 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

717 Ooo, I'm a corrupting influence!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:43 AM (nakwk)

718 Don't stop shooting until they are down. There's a reason they are
called bullet sponges. I've seen boars take four rounds where they're
supposed to and they still keep going.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2020 12:04 AM (+ZSW1)

Even with White Tail Deer you are supposed to wait 30 minutes to an hour. The deer has no idea what is happening. They get shot and run until they are tired. If you run up on them after a shoot you are asking for trouble. The blood will start pumping and they can run off or attack you. I know specific instances when novice hunters ran up on a deer they shot and were seriously injured.

The best play is to chill out and wait a while.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 12:44 AM (ZbBR3)

719 715 OK. I give up.

Finishing School has been disbaded.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:41 AM (9hauA)

And there goes another nice thing that we can never have.

Posted by: Bruce Campbell at November 21, 2020 12:44 AM (Ojki1)

720 I make kimchi, and for some reason my GF is not really excited about it. for all that she bought me the fixins and took a gallon of it home to eat last time.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2020 12:44 AM (WyVLE)

721 OK. I give up.

Finishing School has been disbaded.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

Awww......how do you expect us to learn ?

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:44 AM (arJlL)

722 717 Ooo, I'm a corrupting influence!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:43 AM (nakwk)

Like you weren't accused of that as well by your ex.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:45 AM (Ojki1)

723 Ooo, I'm a corrupting influence!
Posted by: Insomniac

The bodily humours are not corrupted, merely imbalanced.

Posted by: Miklosdoric of York, Medieval Barber at November 21, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

724 Awww......how do you expect us to learn ?
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:44 AM (arJlL)

I'm clearly incapable of teaching you boys. You are too much for me!

*tears roll down cheek, sobs quietly*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:46 AM (9hauA)

725 Finishing School has been disbaded.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:41 AM (9hauA)


Well now you're going to have a pack of half-finished Morons roaming around. That's worse than ones that haven't been started yet.

They're just finished enough to be dangerous.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 12:47 AM (t+qrx)

726 723 Ooo, I'm a corrupting influence!
Posted by: Insomniac

The bodily humours are not corrupted, merely imbalanced.
Posted by: Miklosdoric of York, Medieval Barber at November 21, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

Doft thou prefcribe a moft generouf applickation of leechef?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:47 AM (nakwk)

727 721 OK. I give up.

Finishing School has been disbaded.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

Awww......how do you expect us to learn ?
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:44 AM (arJlL)

Not the first time someone has written me off in terms of being incorrigible.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:48 AM (Ojki1)

728 *tears roll down cheek, sobs quietly*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

There there

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:48 AM (arJlL)

729 Well now you're going to have a pack of half-finished Morons roaming around. That's worse than ones that haven't been started yet.

They're just finished enough to be dangerous.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 12:47 AM (t+qrx)

I'm at my wits end. Nothing I do works. They just get woooooorse!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:49 AM (9hauA)

730
Like you weren't accused of that as well by your ex.
Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:45 AM (Ojki1)

Oh Gawd...she made all manners of accusations about all kinds of random shit. And when those ran out, she'd start in on some perceived slights from eight years, three months, two weeks, five days, twelve hours and 37 minutes prior.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:50 AM (nakwk)

731 Doft thou prefcribe a moft generouf applickation of leechef?
Posted by: Insomniac

Quaff a generous draught of Ye Water of Valuryte

Posted by: Dr. Miklosdoric of York, Medieval Barber at November 21, 2020 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

732 724 Awww......how do you expect us to learn ?
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:44 AM (arJlL)

I'm clearly incapable of teaching you boys. You are too much for me!

*tears roll down cheek, sobs quietly*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:46 AM (9hauA)

Plus side you aren't blaming me for a miscarriage.

Yes my 2nd grade teacher was awesome.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:50 AM (Ojki1)

733 Oh Gawd...she made all manners of accusations about all kinds of random shit. And when those ran out, she'd start in on some perceived slights from eight years, three months, two weeks, five days, twelve hours and 37 minutes prior.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:50 AM (nakwk)

Sounds like a peach. Jeez.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:51 AM (9hauA)

734 Wayne Dupree: GOP mega donors vow to primary all RINOS who are refusing to stand by President Trump right now

@realdonaldTrump: We have great support on the Election Hoax!

Posted by: This post is disputed at November 21, 2020 12:51 AM (BBWrU)

735
I'm at my wits end. Nothing I do works. They just get woooooorse!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:49 AM (9hauA)

There is a reason Ace tends not to read the comments and leaves policing to a CoB.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:51 AM (Ojki1)

736 Plus side you aren't blaming me for a miscarriage.

Yes my 2nd grade teacher was awesome.
Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:50 AM (Ojki1)

What? is happening.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:52 AM (9hauA)

737 I'm clearly incapable of teaching you boys. You are too much for me!

*tears roll down cheek, sobs quietly*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:46 AM (9hauA)

Throwing in the towel before truly even getting started? This is not the Viking Queen way...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:52 AM (nakwk)

738 There is a reason Ace tends not to read the comments and leaves policing to a CoB.
Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:51 AM (Ojki1)

Awww, he misses out on all the fun.

My boys drive me nuts and make me want to give up on life at least once a day, but really, they have hearts of gold.

Wait, actually they don't.

Never mind.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:53 AM (9hauA)

739 There is a reason Ace tends not to read the comments and leaves policing to a CoB.
Posted by: Bete

He's going thru the drive through at Mickey D's on his Vespa !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:54 AM (arJlL)

740 Given Japan's actions in like 1700 and something. They invaded Korea loooong before WW2.


Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:28 AM (IVYWX)


I was off by a little over 100 years. The Japanese Conquest of Korea happened 1592-99. (And that involved the actual -first- ironclads in history!)

Then, the Sino-Japanese War of 1894-95. Then the Russo-Japanese War of 1904-05. Then again in 1910, the Japanese took over.

Thank you, "Dictionary of Wars" by George C Kohn.

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:54 AM (IVYWX)

741 *tears roll down cheek, sobs quietly*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

There there
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:48 AM (arJlL)

*wipes tears, sniffs loudly, and stops crying*

OK, I'll go open the school back up.

Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:54 AM (9hauA)

742 "Oh, Honey. You don't need to have a license to take a motorcycle down to and through the McDonald's drive-thru. You just need the license so the cops won't arrest you!"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2020 12:40 AM (WyVLE)


I'm sure her dad has already told her something like that.

It's my younger grandson we have to watch out for.

He wants a tank.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:54 AM (aommx)

743 739 There is a reason Ace tends not to read the comments and leaves policing to a CoB.
Posted by: Bete

He's going thru the drive through at Mickey D's on his Vespa !
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:54 AM (arJlL)

They have Wifi. He could put his laptop in his man purse and read wile in the drive thru.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:55 AM (Ojki1)

744 Quaff a generous draught of Ye Water of Valuryte
Posted by: Dr. Miklosdoric of York, Medieval Barber at November 21, 2020 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

Truly thou art a moft learned practitioner of the healing artf.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:55 AM (nakwk)

745 OK, I'll go open the school back up.

Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:54 AM (9hauA)


There's no math, right?

I was told there would not be math.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:55 AM (aommx)

746 Recount in Wisconsin has started.

Any guesses as to how it'll go?

Posted by: pmurT at November 21, 2020 12:55 AM (yMBJa)

747 Throwing in the towel before truly even getting started? This is not the Viking Queen way...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:52 AM (nakwk)

It is the only way to avoid me unleashing untold of acts of violence upon you. Trust me. I am a Viking. Not just any type of Viking. An African Viking. We are vicious.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:56 AM (9hauA)

748 My boys drive me nuts and make me want to give up on life at least once a day, but really, they have hearts of gold.

Wait, actually they don't.

Never mind.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen

Cubic

Zirconium

Posted by: Expert (becuse aren't we all) miklos at November 21, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

749 *wipes tears, sniffs loudly, and stops crying*

OK, I'll go open the school back up.

Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!

HOO-RAY !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:56 AM (arJlL)

750 The bodily humours are not corrupted, merely imbalanced.

Posted by: Miklosdoric of York, Medieval Barber at November 21, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)


I'm not letting the commies corrupt my precious bodily fluids! No fluoride in MY water!

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:57 AM (IVYWX)

751 749 *wipes tears, sniffs loudly, and stops crying*

OK, I'll go open the school back up.

Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!

HOO-RAY !
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:56 AM (arJlL)

I love a good challenge.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:57 AM (nakwk)

752 746 Recount in Wisconsin has started.

Any guesses as to how it'll go?
Posted by: pmurT at November 21, 2020 12:55 AM (yMBJa)

If it is just a recount and not verifying anything I doubt it will change much.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:57 AM (Ojki1)

753 Recount in Wisconsin has started.

Any guesses as to how it'll go?
Posted by: pmurT at November 21, 2020 12:55 AM (yMBJa)


I thought there wasn't going to be one there. I don't know how anyone keeps track of this.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 12:57 AM (t+qrx)

754 There's no math, right?

I was told there would not be math.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 12:55 AM (aommx)

No, just blog manners (which some of the miscreants I instruct say is harder than calculus) and such.

Now, we don't want to sanitize them too much. After all, we don't want this place to be boring. But we just try to keep them in line and manageable.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:57 AM (9hauA)

755 753 Recount in Wisconsin has started.

Any guesses as to how it'll go?
Posted by: pmurT at November 21, 2020 12:55 AM (yMBJa)

I thought there wasn't going to be one there. I don't know how anyone keeps track of this.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 12:57 AM (t+qrx)

Probably involves cheese.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:58 AM (nakwk)

756 OK, I'll go open the school back up.

Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African

When Biden cancels all student debt, the Royal Finishing Academy gonna be RICH

*raise tuition NOW*

Posted by: Prof. Dr. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Fraud, CPA, OBE, AM-FM at November 21, 2020 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)

757 Cubic

Zirconium
Posted by: Expert (becuse aren't we all) miklos at November 21, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

What's cheaper than cubic zirconium and not as pretty?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:58 AM (9hauA)

758 When Biden cancels all student debt, the Royal Finishing Academy gonna be RICH

*raise tuition NOW*
Posted by: Prof. Dr. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Fraud, CPA, OBE, AM-FM at November 21, 2020 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)

Ah, a candidate for my board of directors.

Scratch the scholarships. Let them have student loans.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:59 AM (9hauA)

759 757 Cubic

Zirconium
Posted by: Expert (becuse aren't we all) miklos at November 21, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

What's cheaper than cubic zirconium and not as pretty?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:58 AM (9hauA)

Ring pops?

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:59 AM (Ojki1)

760 Probably involves cheese.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 12:58 AM (nakwk)


I should ask Muad'dib. He knows the way of these things. Hopefully he doesn't ask me what's going on in Michigan, because I could walk to the capitol in about a half hour and I know fuck-all of what's going on here. I think everything interesting is going on in Detroit.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 01:00 AM (t+qrx)

761 759 757 Cubic

Zirconium
Posted by: Expert (becuse aren't we all) miklos at November 21, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

What's cheaper than cubic zirconium and not as pretty?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:58 AM (9hauA)

Ring pops?
Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 12:59 AM (Ojki1)

Those are way prettier. Broad variety of colors. Taste MUCH better, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:00 AM (nakwk)

762 What's cheaper than cubic zirconium and not as pretty?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:58 AM (9hauA)


Cardboard.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 01:00 AM (t+qrx)

763 Cardboard.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 01:00 AM (t+qrx)

There you go.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 01:01 AM (9hauA)

764 Now, we don't want to sanitize them too much. After all, we don't want this place to be boring. But we just try to keep them in line and manageable.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:57 AM (9hauA)

In line and manageable, eh? OK. *grins*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:02 AM (nakwk)

765 What's cheaper than cubic zirconium and not as pretty?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:58 AM (9hauA)


Tibetan salt lamps. Wanna buy a couple? You can use them to bait in deer, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2020 01:03 AM (WyVLE)

766 Ah, a candidate for my board of directors.

Scratch the scholarships. Let them have student loans.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

Welcome students!

Greenland has the best, and most challenging rock climbing walls, carefully curated for millennia (a long time)!

Posted by: Herr Prof. Dr. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Fraud, CPA, OBE, AM-FM at November 21, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

767 Now, we don't want to sanitize them too much. After all, we don't want this place to be boring. But we just try to keep them in line and manageable.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:57 AM (9hauA)


You'll get no trouble from me.

I am, as another radio host likes to say, a harmless little fuzzball.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 01:05 AM (aommx)

768 Tibetan salt lamps. Wanna buy a couple? You can use them to bait in deer, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2020 01:03 AM (WyVLE)

You may bring them to show to me in my office/Throne Room on Monday.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 01:06 AM (9hauA)

769 Some recent polls have found some interesting results. Roughly one in three Democrats think that either...

A. This election is being outright stolen for Joe Biden.

...or...

B. Trump should not concede, and should continue to contest the results.

I'm treating this as an either/or situation just because different polls ask different questions.

We also know that polls are just bullshit in general, and understate the support that's out there for President Trump.

So, you know what we're ultimately looking at, here? At least one in three Democrats voted for Trump.

There are people out there saying that Trump won 40+ states, or got 400+ electoral votes... well, if 1/3 of Democrats voted for him... these projections seem absolutely realistic and credible.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 01:07 AM (H3MF8)

770 I thought there wasn't going to be one there. I don't know how anyone keeps track of this.
Posted by: hogmartin

I thought Dominion on Tap

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at November 21, 2020 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

771 test

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at November 21, 2020 01:09 AM (DBPIP)

772 Insom..

I can offer you bolties in 6.5x55 Swedish Mauser and 6.5 Creedmore, if you wish. Both are topped with some premium glass.

Taking the chambering down a notch, a highly accurized 5.56 AR-15, with an 18 inch, Lothar-Walther Match Barrel, 1:8 twist, .223 Wylde chamber specs, Giessele trigger and some other neat tricks.

Also, premium glass.

Pro-Tip. Hunt 'em during the coldest of the cold spells of the year. That's when they're at their healthiest, and working harder (out in the open fields) to root up food, than they might in warmer times.

But yeah. Y'gotta cook the wild pig.

Option II, for those with the land, time and the means.

Pen 'em up, and feed 'em for six to eight weeks on stuff like melon rinds, leftover cakes and pastries, various livestock feed grains and random restaurant leftovers that'd normally land in the dumpster.

A Large Animal Vet can come out and give 'em shots for this, that and the other.

You end up with a Safe to Eat pig, and one with a sweet, non-gamey meat to enjoy.

Highly Recommended!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 01:09 AM (QzJWU)

773 Wow !

Where'd you get them ?
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:30 AM (arJlL)

They were in my junk collection. Both burned out as tested by me. One was from an old CRT TV set, I think, and one from a power conditioner. Both hummed loudly and got hot, connected to the AC line with no load on, indicating internal shorts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 01:10 AM (JCLg4)

774 In line and manageable, eh? OK. *grins*
Posted by: Insomniac

Well got most of his teeth.

Florida Man, gotta check.

Posted by: Miklos, Health and Inclusiveness Dean at November 21, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

775 I thought Dominion on Tap
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Frenchman at November 21, 2020 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)


If I were smarter, I'd have thrown the raimondobot into a box and slapped "vote tabulator" on the side. I'd be able to retire by now.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2020 01:11 AM (t+qrx)

776 LGBTQIA+ advocates going insane over 11th Circuit smackdown of ordinances (Boca Raton, Palm Beach) that prohibited conversion therapy. https://tinyurl.com/y6c3xuhk

The case is not about the merits of conversion therapy, but "a case about what speech the First Amendment allows the government to ban, and under what circumstances."

Posted by: Trump judges 2, Obama judge 1 at November 21, 2020 01:12 AM (BBWrU)

777 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 01:09 AM (QzJWU)

That sounds great. Something we should discuss further, in time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:12 AM (nakwk)

778 Well got most of his teeth.

Florida Man, gotta check.
Posted by: Miklos, Health and Inclusiveness Dean at November 21, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 01:12 AM (9hauA)

779
Well got most of his teeth.

Florida Man, gotta check.
Posted by: Miklos, Health and Inclusiveness Dean at November 21, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

I've cut way back on the meth.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:13 AM (nakwk)

780 Wow !

Where'd you get them ?
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 12:30 AM (arJlL)

They were in my junk collection. Both burned out as tested by me. One was from an old CRT TV set, I think, and one from a power conditioner. Both hummed loudly and got hot, connected to the AC line with no load on, indicating internal shorts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Speaking of CRT TV's, what's the purpose of the copper wire wrapped in elec tape around the base of the tube ?

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (arJlL)

781 BREAKING

Hogmartin elected by +/- 271,947 votes!

Posted by: Miklos, duly diligent at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

782
I just read that Harvard has started a new undergraduate program devoted to the study of the plumbing systems of ancient Egyptian royalty.

The students in the program are thus pharaoh faucet majors.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (rCwaK)

783 779
Well got most of his teeth.

Florida Man, gotta check.
Posted by: Miklos, Health and Inclusiveness Dean at November 21, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

I've cut way back on the meth.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:13 AM (nakwk)

Honestly, looking at 2020 I have to say that may have been a questionable life choice.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (Ojki1)

784 On a Glenn Beck video from this morning (yeah yeah, Glenn Beck, I know, just read this, ok?) he interviewed Sydney Powell who said some new stuff I've never heard before.

Here are a few things of note from the interview:

Powell told Glenn Beck this morning that she's hearing that it was in fact the US that seized the Dominion servers in Germany.

*She's also heard that there were lines from four other countries going into those servers, countries she says are extremely adverse to the interests of the United States.*

Powell noted there were multiple ways to make vote alterations on the Dominion servers, saying that a person sitting at the data center where the votes are coming in could do it in real time. They can also put an algorithm across the board to do the initial shifting, and then apparently it can be done manually at each data collection point.

Beck mentioned that his YouTube channel was demonetized yesterday for carrying Powell's press conference.



4 countries hostile to the US? NOW does that Executive Order about foreign election interference of 9.12.18 sound relevant? And there were Dominion senior employees in the MI and WI voter buildings, this is documented. What about PA, GA, NV, AZ?

And more evidence and people are coming forward like a tidal wave every day.

"President-Elect Joe Biden?"

Pfffffttt!

https://tinyurl.com/y5xbecex

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (sy5kK)

785 782
I just read that Harvard has started a new undergraduate program devoted to the study of the plumbing systems of ancient Egyptian royalty.

The students in the program are thus pharaoh faucet majors.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (rCwaK)

I'm telling Muldoon on you!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:16 AM (nakwk)

786 I've cut way back on the meth.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:13 AM (nakwk)

Awwww. I'm so proud of you.

We just have to stop your "activities" in front of the PopEye's dumpster. Yeah, I saw you run away just before they caught your girlfriend.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 01:17 AM (9hauA)

787 I've cut way back on the meth.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:13 AM (nakwk)

Honestly, looking at 2020 I have to say that may have been a questionable life choice.
Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (Ojki1)

Oh no, something that amps you up is a terrible idea. Being mostly insensate is the way to go in 2020.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:17 AM (nakwk)

788 What's cheaper than cubic zirconium and not as pretty?

Me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 21, 2020 01:20 AM (SchxB)

789 Speaking of CRT TV's, what's the purpose of the copper wire wrapped in elec tape around the base of the tube ?
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (arJlL)

Well, you have the deflection coils, usually four of them, that wrap around the neck of the tube where it meets the bell. And on older TV's, at least, you had an ion trap, which was often a small permanent magnet clipped to the neck of the tube, close to the socket pins. I guess you could do that job with an electromagnet, too. And color TV's and computer monitors had degaussing coils, which were simple multiple loops of wire in a skein, about 2 inches back of the screen itself. Maybe 40-50 turns of wire, wrapped in tape, about as thick as a pencil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 01:21 AM (JCLg4)

790 4 countries hostile to the US? NOW does that Executive Order about
foreign election interference of 9.12.18 sound relevant? And there were
Dominion senior employees in the MI and WI voter buildings, this is
documented. What about PA, GA, NV, AZ?



And more evidence and people are coming forward like a tidal wave every day.



"President-Elect Joe Biden?"

---

I still find it interesting that they offered Biden a chance to concede before folks started going to jail, knowing full well Joe isn't making any decisions for his campaign.

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2020 01:21 AM (kOpft)

791
Also, and MIT marine biologist developed a feed formula that could keep dolphins and the like alive indefinitely -- the aging process was halted almost completely.

One of the key ingredients was seagull meat. A colleague in at another university was intrigued and asked the MIT guy to bring him some so he could experiment with it.

So, he loaded up some in his car one weekend and drove to see him. Unfortunately, he was arrested at the state line and charged with transporting young gulls across state line for immortal porpoises.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:22 AM (rCwaK)

792 I am having crazy issues with the site. Could it be the vpn I am trying out or are others having the problem? This has been going on for quite a while but only intermittently. This post took me ten minutes.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 01:22 AM (ZbBR3)

793 I've cut way back on the meth.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:13 AM (nakwk)

Honestly, looking at 2020 I have to say that may have been a questionable life choice.
Posted by: Bete

Yep.

2020 would have been the wrong year to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: Miklos, with all the classic signs at November 21, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

794 "President-Elect Joe Biden?"

Hoping he'll soon be President-Reject Joe Biden.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 21, 2020 01:23 AM (SchxB)

795 98 When you were a kid in the 70's, could you imagine listening to songs from the 10's and 20's?

Beatles and Rolling Stones songs are, what, almost 60 years old, now?

Hell I was a kid in the 60s listening to music from the 30s and 40s so not a stretch

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 01:23 AM (rt0xh)

796 So, he loaded up some in his car one weekend and drove to see him. Unfortunately, he was arrested at the state line and charged with transporting young gulls across state line for immortal porpoises.
Posted by: publius

Don't make me come up there and pull the car over.

Posted by: Miklos, virtual hands on hips at November 21, 2020 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

797 786 I've cut way back on the meth.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:13 AM (nakwk)

Awwww. I'm so proud of you.

We just have to stop your "activities" in front of the PopEye's dumpster. Yeah, I saw you run away just before they caught your girlfriend.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 01:17 AM (9hauA)

Just can't help myself. It's the Cajun spices.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:24 AM (nakwk)

798 I'm telling Muldoon on you!
Posted by: Insomniac

Stool pigeon !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 01:24 AM (arJlL)

799 798 I'm telling Muldoon on you!
Posted by: Insomniac

Stool pigeon !
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 01:24 AM (arJlL)

Shaddap!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:25 AM (nakwk)

800 Goodnight, y'all.

Don't wreck the place while I'm gone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 21, 2020 01:26 AM (aommx)

801 *writes prescription for Insomniac*


Take one 2021 TxMoMeet. Overdosage is not only medically approved, but encouraged.

(it is not to early to start your planning. Weasel n' me have already been burning phone time to improve the shooting events for next year!)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

802 Stool pigeon !
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 01:24 AM (arJlL)

Shaddap!
Posted by: Insomniac

Don't mess with a meth head with a law degree.

They talk about "compos mentis" and other Secret Lawyer Stuff.

Posted by: Miklos, quitclaiming at November 21, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

803 you are a good salesmen Jim. I wish I made it last time. My plan is to attend next time.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 01:29 AM (OqDgx)

804
Take one 2021 TxMoMeet. Overdosage is not only medically approved, but encouraged.

(it is not to early to start your planning. Weasel n' me have already been burning phone time to improve the shooting events for next year!)



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

Good for what ails ya. Definitely never too early to start planning!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:29 AM (nakwk)

805 What's cheaper than cubic zirconium and not as pretty?

Me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Now see?

We can have some reasonably nice things.

Posted by: Miklos, appreciative optimist at November 21, 2020 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

806 Related:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=rZ5_SyvxDXE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 01:30 AM (JCLg4)

807 the vpn caused no problems until it did I guess. My comp is old, like windows 8 old. But it has always worked for my designs. Something is going on though. There are times I can scroll down without the page going blank, and other times when if I type too fast, i have to wait a few minutes and even then it is iffy.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 01:31 AM (OqDgx)

808 792 I am having crazy issues with the site. Could it be the vpn I am trying out or are others having the problem? This has been going on for quite a while but only intermittently. This post took me ten minutes.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 01:22 AM (ZbBR3)

It seems to be hit or miss. I never was able to post and then figured out I had not turned off my VPN.

Others seem to not have that issue.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 01:32 AM (Ojki1)

809 805 What's cheaper than cubic zirconium and not as pretty?

Me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Now see?

We can have some reasonably nice things.
Posted by: Miklos, appreciative optimist at November 21, 2020 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

Could've at least held out for Moissanite.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:33 AM (nakwk)

810 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

Good for what ails ya. Definitely never too early to start planning!
Posted by: Insomniac

The nearest railhead is nine (9) miles away.

Armoured Train has sadz.

Posted by: Miklos, aspring Armoured Train Rapper at November 21, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

811 792 I am having crazy issues with the site. Could it
be the vpn I am trying out or are others having the problem? This has
been going on for quite a while but only intermittently. This post took
me ten minutes.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 01:22 AM (ZbBR3)



It seems to be hit or miss. I never was able to post and then figured out I had not turned off my VPN.



Others seem to not have that issue.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 01:32 AM (Ojki1)

I am new to it. for the most part the vpn causes no issues I can see. It even works on youtube videos. But here, at times, something really goes haywire. I am not sure it is the vpn but I suspect it.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 01:34 AM (OqDgx)

812 802 Stool pigeon !
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 01:24 AM (arJlL)

Shaddap!
Posted by: Insomniac

Don't mess with a meth head with a law degree.

They talk about "compos mentis" and other Secret Lawyer Stuff.
Posted by: Miklos, quitclaiming at November 21, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

I don't know, it didn't seem to work out well for Avenatee...then again XiNN had him the favorite for the Dem nomination at one point...

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 01:35 AM (Ojki1)

813 Related:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=rZ5_SyvxDXE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Have you been "On the Road" much?

Posted by: Miklos "Jack" Kerouac at November 21, 2020 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

814 The nearest railhead is nine (9) miles away.

Armoured Train has sadz.
Posted by: Miklos, aspring Armoured Train Rapper at November 21, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

Just hire Chicago's mayor Lightfoot. She could make an armored train take a dirt road, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 01:35 AM (JCLg4)

815 Don't mess with a meth head with a law degree.



They talk about "compos mentis" and other Secret Lawyer Stuff.

Posted by: Miklos, quitclaiming at November 21, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)



I don't know, it didn't seem to work out well for Avenatee...then
again XiNN had him the favorite for the Dem nomination at one point...


Not sure Avenati was on meth. Seemed more like the type to huff his own farts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 21, 2020 01:36 AM (SchxB)

816 On feral hogs. If you can, shoot them in the ear. A single shot from a .22 will drop them where they stand if you do that.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 21, 2020 01:38 AM (USVXT)

817 814 The nearest railhead is nine (9) miles away.

Armoured Train has sadz.
Posted by: Miklos, aspring Armoured Train Rapper at November 21, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

Not a problem for Germany's Schwerer Gustav.

Had a range of 29 miles.

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 01:38 AM (Ojki1)

818 ..The nearest railhead is nine (9) miles away.

Armoured Train has sadz.

Posted by: Miklos, aspring Armoured Train Rapper at November 21, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)



GUARDA or Loomis Armored Service, both operate in the Mo Meet area.

Any Miklos who can afford Trans-Continental travel on his own Armored Train, such as an Armored Car Convoy for the final 9 miles, ought be a trifle.

Or, going upscale, I can arrange Armored Surburbans from a certain Houston company I know. Your trifle of an expense might rise to that of a slight bother.

Pro-Tip. The Suburbans roll with far more qualified and experienced shooters than the retail Armored Cars.

So, shall we write you in for the 2021 TxMoMeet?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

819 Seemed more like the type to huff his own farts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I could probably translate that into Hungarian, but would prefer not to.

Posted by: Miklos the Scrivener at November 21, 2020 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

820 819 Seemed more like the type to huff his own farts.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I could probably translate that into Hungarian, but would prefer not to.
Posted by: Miklos the Scrivener at November 21, 2020 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

You could probably claim to have done it and just hit random keys on the keyboard and it isn't like we'd ever know...

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 01:42 AM (Ojki1)

821 Speaking of CRT TV's, what's the purpose of the copper wire wrapped in elec tape around the base of the tube ?
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (arJlL)

Well, you have the deflection coils, usually four of them, that wrap around the neck of the tube where it meets the bell. And on older TV's, at least, you had an ion trap, which was often a small permanent magnet clipped to the neck of the tube, close to the socket pins. I guess you could do that job with an electromagnet, too. And color TV's and computer monitors had degaussing coils, which were simple multiple loops of wire in a skein, about 2 inches back of the screen itself. Maybe 40-50 turns of wire, wrapped in tape, about as thick as a pencil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Thank you.

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 01:44 AM (arJlL)

822 GUARDA or Loomis Armored Service, both operate in the Mo Meet area.


I was actually thinking golf carts on a flatbed.

Problem is, a golf cart can handle two passengers and luggage; or driver, gunner and maybe 4000 rounds.

I try to travel light.

Posted by: Miklos, ordering from Amazon.cz at November 21, 2020 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)

823 Nah, punk was seldom about "minimal gov't and maximal personal freedom". It was about crushing the establishment, no matter how much good it had done or did, and licentiousness (not freedom).

I didn't say that it was. I said that that is the natural outgrowth of hating the oppression of the establishment. Once you grow up a bit from Doc Martins, mowhawks and piercing your nipple with a staple gun, the most logical place for that attitude to reside is on the right, not the left. Anyone who imagined that Ronald Reagan was some kind of authoritarian yet supports the modern totalitarian left is, quite frankly, insane.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 21, 2020 01:45 AM (XIABQ)

824
Something else y'all might get a kick out of. My adventure with a new-fangles garage door opener. First, I've never really been a fan of those things. Sort of trappy and just sort or rubs me wrong somehow.

Anyway, they put one up, and while I was messing with running the water line, I got to investigating. The loathsome electrician had put up most of the lights and put in switches and receptacles and so the opener was operational.

The door is open and I notice the light is on. A lot of other lights were left on too -- sumbitch just turned everything on and left. So I went and turned off shit. I attempted to turn the light off on the opener.

They have some fancy control on the wall. One button actuates the door, and then there was a "light" button. I hit it. Nothing happens. I hit it several times, and still nothing -- light remains on. I run the damn door up and down several times. The light goes off when the door closes, and then turns on when it raises.

After doing that cycle several times, the light button starts working. Open, hit button, light goes off. Well, success I thought. But then I turn around and the light comes back on.

Hit the button again, and it goes off. And then comes back on 5 seconds later.

Needless to say, I'm getting mad as hell at this point. I consider getting my shotgun and just blasting that piece of shit to smithereens.

When I command something of mine to do something, it better do it.

I figure out that there's a motion detector on the stupid thing. It turns on when the door is open and there is any motion in the garage.

It also, I noticed, says it is wifi enabled and encourages you to download an "app" that will let you open and close with your loathsome smart phone. This is not going to happen.

If that can't be disabled, and the motion detector can't be disabled, that piece of shit is going in the gulley after I blast with my granddaddy's old 1900s era Carolina Arms Co shotgun. It is fitting for a modern piece of techno crap to be destroyed by something 120 years old.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:46 AM (rCwaK)

825 If that can't be disabled, and the motion detector can't be disabled, that piece of shit is going in the gulley after I blast with my granddaddy's old 1900s era Carolina Arms Co shotgun. It is fitting for a modern piece of techno crap to be destroyed by something 120 years old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:46 AM (rCwaK)

At least that didn't end in a pun like a feghoot or a shaggy dog story.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:47 AM (nakwk)

826 I see the MI legislative 'leaders' had a meeting with The Don...wonder how that conversation went?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2020 01:48 AM (SxBH1)

827 ..I was actually thinking golf carts on a flatbed.

Problem is, a golf cart can handle two passengers and luggage; or driver, gunner and maybe 4000 rounds.

I try to travel light.

Posted by: Miklos, ordering from Amazon.cz at November 21, 2020 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)



Fucking hell, just e-mail me down your specs, wishes and requirements?

I'm just going to hand 'em over to our Texas Redneck Qingineers and Cajun PhDs, and you'll have whatever rig you might desire.

You know on this I speak the absolute truth.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 01:48 AM (QzJWU)

828 825 If that can't be disabled, and the motion detector can't be disabled, that piece of shit is going in the gulley after I blast with my granddaddy's old 1900s era Carolina Arms Co shotgun. It is fitting for a modern piece of techno crap to be destroyed by something 120 years old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:46 AM (rCwaK)

At least that didn't end in a pun like a feghoot or a shaggy dog story.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:47 AM (nakwk)

Would that have been more or less uplifting an end?

Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 01:48 AM (Ojki1)

829 Stepped away.What did i miss?

And am I the only female present among this den of scoundrels?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 01:50 AM (9hauA)

830 If that can't be disabled, and the motion detector can't be disabled, that piece of shit is going in the gulley after I blast with my granddaddy's old 1900s era Carolina Arms Co shotgun. It is fitting for a modern piece of techno crap to be destroyed by something 120 years old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:46 AM (rCwaK)

Maybe the light is on a timer? Easiest solution might be to remove the bulb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 01:52 AM (JCLg4)

831 ..If that can't be disabled, and the motion detector can't be disabled, that piece of shit is going in the gulley after I blast with my granddaddy's old 1900s era Carolina Arms Co shotgun. It is fitting for a modern piece of techno crap to be destroyed by something 120 years old.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:46 AM (rCwaK)



Brand and Model, please, sir?

Knowing what to avoid is as valuable as making the right purchase to being with.

Same as with a first wife, y'know?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 01:52 AM (QzJWU)

832 Would that have been more or less uplifting an end?
Posted by: Bete at November 21, 2020 01:48 AM (Ojki1)

Fair question.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 01:52 AM (nakwk)

833 And more evidence and people are coming forward like a tidal wave every day.
"President-Elect Joe Biden?"
Pfffffttt!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2020 01:15 AM (sy5kK)

Biden blunders today:
1) Transgender Remembrance Day, annoyed almost everyone (LGBTQIA+ didn't think he was woke enough, of course)
2) GoFundMe for transition, even Dems say SuperDonors can handle it
3) unable to process/answer a simple question, media turns to "VP-Elect" Harris
4) CBS reporter: would you encourage teachers' unions to cooperate to re-open schools? Answer: "Why are you the only guy that always shouts out questions?"

Posted by: And happy 78th, Citizen Joe! at November 21, 2020 01:54 AM (BBWrU)

834

Thanks for the Sidney Powell update, LeftCoast Dawg.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 21, 2020 01:56 AM (6kzAH)

835 >> Brand and Model, please, sir?

Jim, I'll have to look at it. If I remember, I looked into a while back, and this one is not really that valuable, compared to some at the time.

It was made in the 1900's decade, and it sat for years in my grandmother's bedroom near the bed until she had to go to a nursing home. It has very high sentimental value to us, no matter what the book value is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:56 AM (rCwaK)

836 The loathsome electrician

Publius, time for the Ouija Board.

Chaucer has one left to write-"The Loathsome Electrician's Tale"

Doesn't end well

Posted by: Ye Venerable Miklos at November 21, 2020 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)

837 And am I the only female present among this den of scoundrels?

Scoundrel? Never been called that before. It can mean only thing, I've improved my social standing!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 21, 2020 01:58 AM (SchxB)

838 *wipes tears, sniffs loudly, and stops crying*



OK, I'll go open the school back up.



Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 12:54 AM (9hauA)
---
late to the convo, but what form do i fill out for early enrollment?


Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 21, 2020 01:58 AM (2NQZE)

839 I just read that Harvard has started a new undergraduate program devoted to the study of the plumbing systems of ancient Egyptian royalty.

The students in the program are thus pharaoh faucet majors.


By they time you graduate, you realize that was all just one big pyramid scheme.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 21, 2020 01:58 AM (XIABQ)

840 Brand and Model, please, sir?

Knowing what to avoid is as valuable as making the right purchase to being with.

Same as with a first wife, y'know?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 01:52 AM (QzJWU)

We can build publius a steam-powered garage door opener. Soldering iron, and a glass tube stoppered into a large Erlenmeyer flask of water. Baby oscillating steam engine, with a weighted cord wrapped around the flywheel to start it, once steam is up. (small jet of steam melts birthday-cake candle holding back weighted cord) Steam engine runs through massive gear train robbed from several old alarm clocks, to slowly winch door open. When door is fully open, it hits microswitch to cut off current to soldering iron. Excess steam causes whistle to blow, frightening goat, which chews through cord, allowing the door to close again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 01:59 AM (JCLg4)

841 late to the convo, but what form do i fill out for early enrollment?


Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 21, 2020 01:58 AM (2NQZE)

Form A-III-264B-!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:00 AM (9hauA)

842 Ok,
It's late, that's what happens when you're in Idaho and a night owl, but this hs been really bugging me and I haven't seen it directly addressed anywhere.
Dominon; GA hand recount.
1) GA had Dominion machines thru entire state.2) hand recount claims no evidence of vote switching3) I don't doubt that Dem strongholds would try to hide and discrepancies in the hand recount, but4) a whole bunch of Repub precints, and no sign there either.
So, is it likely that:A) Dominion only 'activated' their vote tampering algorithms in Dem strongholds?B) if number of vote switches needed were large, wouldn't the source of those votes to switch been the Repub areas?C) corrupt turtles, including Repubs, all the way down?D) Dominion did nothing evil?
I don't believe D for a second, becauseE) CroomerF) Linked in deletes and other scrmbling by employeesG) Sidney Powell would not destroy her career over rumorsH) She's deserving of the highest honor this country can bestow, and she's angry beyond measure.I) Democrats and Soros: 'by any measure'
Anybody got something that explains the GA recount discrepancy?

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 21, 2020 02:00 AM (dJiuQ)

843 Not sure the recount portion of the WI situation will yield that much - but who knows maybe it will. There are, as in other places, serious issues unrelated to a recount. Absentee ballot handling, and even eligibility (another one of those pesky "elections not following election law" nitpicks), and other things (read a bit of the lawsuit there, as with the others, it's a litany of obvious misconduct and zero election integrity by state officials).

I think from NV to GA to MI to WI to PA, the primary issue is literally fake, or egregiously illegal, votes being counted. Not the count, per se (though as we've seen in GA, that too, is likely Belarus-level in terms of integrity).

And the woman IT contractor at the Wayne County center, with her specific account of a senior Dominion official taking no action whatever when she saw incorrect use of machines, including likely multiple counting of ballots.

For once, it's not hyperbole to say this is a cross-roads. Even if not material to the outcome (though in NV PA GA WI, on the face of it, it absolutely could be, very small margins), the systemic illegality and lack of integrity are something that if not dealt with seriously here, when it is finally being confronted, spell the end (at least for a while) of even the pretense of rule of law and a legit representative govt.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2020 02:01 AM (OTzUX)

844 Chaucer has one left to write-"The Loathsome Electrician's Tale"

Doesn't end well

Posted by: Ye Venerable Miklos

BZZZZTTTTTT!

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 02:01 AM (arJlL)

845 The garage door opener at Old Mama's has a light that comes on automatically.

Then turns off after a few minutes.

For your safety and convenience, or somesuch.

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a Miklos at November 21, 2020 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)

846 Henry Rollins of Black Flag supported Hillary Clinton
Posted by: bob frapples at November 20, 2020 10:20 PM (hNjgQ)

Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys is also sticking it to shilling for the man

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 02:02 AM (rt0xh)

847 ..Jim, I'll have to look at it. If I remember, I looked into a while back, and this one is not really that valuable, compared to some at the time.

It was made in the 1900's decade, and it sat for years in my grandmother's bedroom near the bed until she had to go to a nursing home. It has very high sentimental value to us, no matter what the book value is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:56 AM (rCwaK)



My friend, if that thing doesn't work out, don't kill it. Save it for a lesser function such as an equipment shed or such.

For the main garage though? One answer rises above all others.

The "Sidewinder" by Lift Master.

Puts the drive assemblage off to the side of your spring-loaded door axle, vs. centered in your garage ceiling or open joists.

Frees up all THAT area for various lifted storage schemes, and etc.

Do the 'net search on the Sidewinder. You'll grok it's value on the first glance.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:02 AM (QzJWU)

848 Just looked at the clock and saw that it's tomorrow already.

Goodnight, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 21, 2020 02:03 AM (SchxB)

849 Later, Blanco.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 02:03 AM (nakwk)

850 Good night, Blanco Basura!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:03 AM (9hauA)

851

"Am I the only female present..."

Dibs!!!

Posted by: TeeJ at November 21, 2020 02:04 AM (6kzAH)

852 Don't count on it. They will soon outdo themselves.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 10:26 PM (9hauA)

Yes as Einstein is reported to have said: "the difference between genius & stupidity is that genius has limits!"

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 02:04 AM (rt0xh)

853 Brand and Model, please, sir?

Knowing what to avoid is as valuable as making the right purchase to being with.

Same as with a first wife, y'know?



Jim

So.

Your first wife was named Brandi?

Posted by: Miklos, detail oriented at November 21, 2020 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)

854 "Am I the only female present..."

Dibs!!!
Posted by: TeeJ at November 21, 2020 02:04 AM (6kzAH)

LOL. Hi TeeJ.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:05 AM (9hauA)

855 Also, and MIT marine biologist developed a feed formula that could keep dolphins and the like alive indefinitely -- the aging process was halted almost completely.

One of the key ingredients was seagull meat. A colleague in at another university was intrigued and asked the MIT guy to bring him some so he could experiment with it.

So, he loaded up some in his car one weekend and drove to see him. Unfortunately, he was arrested at the state line and When he got there, the king of the jungle was asleep on the doorstep. He carefully stepped over the sleeping beast, and was promptly charged with transporting young gulls across state line a staid lion for immortal porpoises.


FTFY

Posted by: Weirddave at November 21, 2020 02:06 AM (XIABQ)

856 Form A-III-264B-!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:00 AM (9hauA)

---
Done.


Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 21, 2020 02:08 AM (2NQZE)

857 Form A-III-264B-!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen

With approval from a duly appointed Royal Consul.

Posted by: Miklos, aiming for a Royal Appointment at November 21, 2020 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

858 Your first wife was named Brandi?

Posted by: Miklos, detail oriented at November 21, 2020 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)

---
she was a fine girl.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 21, 2020 02:08 AM (2NQZE)

859 ..We can build publius a steam-powered garage door opener. Soldering iron, and a glass tube stoppered into a large Erlenmeyer flask of water. Baby oscillating steam engine, with a weighted cord wrapped around the flywheel to start it, once steam is up. (small jet of steam melts birthday-cake candle holding back weighted cord) Steam engine runs through massive gear train robbed from several old alarm clocks, to slowly winch door open. When door is fully open, it hits microswitch to cut off current to soldering iron. Excess steam causes whistle to blow, frightening goat, which chews through cord, allowing the door to close again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 01:59 AM (JCLg4)



I far prefer the Coffman black-powder starting charge as the motive force for Publius' opener?

Pretty much an instant response from the remote, and requiring only the 10 minutes or so to allow the black powder gunsmoke to dissipate. That and the reloading with a fresh cartridge for the next signaled demand from the remote, of course.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:10 AM (QzJWU)

860 With approval from a duly appointed Royal Consul.
Posted by: Miklos, aiming for a Royal Appointment at November 21, 2020 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

A mere Consul? Why not hold out for a Zephyr Zodiac?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 02:10 AM (JCLg4)

861 Done.


Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 21, 2020 02:08 AM (2NQZE)

Please submit to Miklos. (@857)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:10 AM (9hauA)

862 BZZZZTTTTTT!
Posted by: JT

NAY SPOYLERES

Posted by: Pissed off fucking Chaucer at November 21, 2020 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

863
While I'm not a Luddite (although I can see the idea) at all, I object to the turn technology is taking. Well, the uses of it that a large class of people seem to embrace.

I don't want any "smart home" stuff. It makes me sick, and I loathe the mentality that wants this shit -- all this automated control stuff, where the idea is you become some lazy drone who does nothing for yourself and just sit around and let some system decide what's best for you. Our global elite masters love this sort of thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 02:11 AM (rCwaK)

864 857 Form A-III-264B-!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen

With approval from a duly appointed Royal Consul.
Posted by: Miklos, aiming for a Royal Appointment at November 21, 2020 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

Which will require the appropriate amount of baksheesh.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 02:11 AM (nakwk)

865 Portland sibling got sent home from work on the day before 50th birthday when the new hire in the department got the 'rona. Sympathy from elder brother consists of Herve Villachaize photo.
https://tinyurl.com/y2bkhfl2
Da plague! Da plague!

Posted by: Downcast at November 21, 2020 02:11 AM (XiCUU)

866 I far prefer the Coffman black-powder starting charge as the motive force for Publius' opener?

Pretty much an instant response from the remote, and requiring only the 10 minutes or so to allow the black powder gunsmoke to dissipate. That and the reloading with a fresh cartridge for the next signaled demand from the remote, of course.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:10 AM (QzJWU)

That's too practical. It might work. And I bet you those Coffman cartridges are expensive. I have seen one used.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 02:12 AM (JCLg4)

867 842 Anybody got something that explains the GA recount discrepancy?
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 21, 2020 02:00 AM (dJiuQ)

I asked the same earlier today, and ppl said GA didn't have the "cheat" profile (statistically) that other states did, so they weren't sure Dominion was in operation. Also, the SoS said that 2% difference was "acceptable" in the hand recount, as that's the expectation from "human error" - in which case, the original machine-generated number is taken as "official".

Posted by: 90000 perfect circle undervotes at November 21, 2020 02:13 AM (BBWrU)

868

Good evening, young lady.
You might want to come sit over here.
I'm acquainted with this crowd. Scoundrels are the least of your worries.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 21, 2020 02:14 AM (6kzAH)

869 Our global elite masters love this sort of thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 02:11 AM (rCwaK)

Well, the goat doesn't particularly care. It just wants to chew on the rope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 02:14 AM (JCLg4)

870 ..I don't want any "smart home" stuff. It makes me sick, and I loathe the mentality that wants this shit -- all this automated control stuff, where the idea is you become some lazy drone who does nothing for yourself and just sit around and let some system decide what's best for you. Our global elite masters love this sort of thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 02:11 AM (rCwaK)



My garage door features the Mk.1, Mod.0, manual key and door lever unlocking system, with the manual lift-to-open and pull-to-close subsystems, at no extra charge.

Not only are there no Smart Speakers in my home, but the TV is a 1080p Samsung from 2006. It still offers a superb picture, has NO microphone, and is fine just the way it is.

Oh, and I still cook in Analog. They can't take my stovetop burners away!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:15 AM (QzJWU)

871 239 Everyone, who will get into a fight the fastest if you mix them up?

- Germans vs Russians
- Scots vs Irish vs Brits
- Japanese vs Chinese vs Koreans
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

Yes, don't forget Greek/Turks
Ukrainians/Russians
Serbs/Bosnians

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 02:16 AM (rt0xh)

872 hile I'm not a Luddite (although I can see the idea)
at all, I object to the turn technology is taking. Well, the uses of it
that a large class of people seem to embrace.



I don't want any "smart home" stuff. It makes me sick, and I
loathe the mentality that wants this shit -- all this automated control
stuff, where the idea is you become some lazy drone who does nothing for
yourself and just sit around and let some system decide what's best for
you. Our global elite masters love this sort of thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 02:11 AM (rCwaK)

proud Luddite here. I can find the info I need from early 90s technology, i can sit at a desktop and find anything out there. Anyone who thinks they need to be more connected has been sold something, and they are likely the guy swerving in my lane like a drunk driver.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 02:16 AM (OqDgx)

873 Good evening, young lady.
You might want to come sit over here.
I'm acquainted with this crowd. Scoundrels are the least of your worries.
Posted by: TeeJ at November 21, 2020 02:14 AM (6kzAH)

*sidles of over to TeeJ's protective side*

Now, no one can touch me.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:16 AM (9hauA)

874 I asked the same earlier today, and ppl said GA didn't have the "cheat" profile (statistically) that other states did, so they weren't sure Dominion was in operation. Also, the SoS said that 2% difference was "acceptable" in the hand recount, as that's the expectation from "human error" - in which case, the original machine-generated number is taken as "official".
Posted by: 90000 perfect circle undervotes at November 21, 2020 02:13 AM (BBWrU)

Well, if no attempt is being made to distinguish between legitimately cast ballots, and spurious ballots, there is no reason to expect a hand recount to be wildly at odds with the initial machine count.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 02:17 AM (JCLg4)

875 843 Not sure the recount portion of the WI situation will yield that much

Priebus (on Hannity, with sub-host Tammy Bruce) was fairly certain that the Law was on their side in WI, particularly as the big cities continue to stall with a request to review applications.

The margin there is close enough that I'd think this one is easier than others.

Posted by: Not an early-vote State at November 21, 2020 02:17 AM (BBWrU)

876
Miley and I found our washer and dryer -- commercial Speed Queens. Old style electromechanical controls, no microprocessor controlled stuff. Local dealer carries them, and sells a shit ton. Non-HE. Top loader that will fill full of water.

When I saw that, I almost cried with joy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 02:17 AM (rCwaK)

877 Please submit to Miklos. (@857)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen


Pls budget

*forelock tugged*

Posted by: Miklos , a Kiralynoje rendelkezesere at November 21, 2020 02:17 AM (QzkSJ)

878 No one has mentioned this.

Who has noticed the similar facial expressions between the Dahmer pic, and the Zuckerberg testimonies?

They do NOT "look alike"

But their faces show the same expression, both then and now.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:18 AM (QzJWU)

879 Which will require the appropriate amount of baksheesh.
Posted by: Insomniac

Sheesh!

Shush

Posted by: Miklos, as honest as they come at November 21, 2020 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)

880 Miley and I found our washer and dryer -- commercial
Speed Queens. Old style electromechanical controls, no microprocessor
controlled stuff. Local dealer carries them, and sells a shit ton.
Non-HE. Top loader that will fill full of water.



When I saw that, I almost cried with joy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 02:17 AM (rCwaK)

they sell residential stuff but you have to get them on Amazon. All that aside, Speed Queen is the way to go. There is a reason every laundromat uses them. I was pushing them a couple years ago though I am not asking for plaudits. But I will admit this immodest thing. If i push something and put my neck out to recommend it, there is probably a good reason.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 02:20 AM (OqDgx)

881 No one has mentioned this.

Who has noticed the similar facial expressions between the Dahmer pic, and the Zuckerberg testimonies?

They do NOT "look alike"

But their faces show the same expression, both then and now.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:18 AM (QzJWU)

I'm not convinced Zuckerberg is actually human.

But Dorsey just looks ridiculous. Someone needs to take that ring out of his nose. Seriously. And he needs to take a shower.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:21 AM (9hauA)

882 When he got there, the king of the jungle was asleep on the doorstep. He carefully stepped over the sleeping beast, and was promptly charged with transporting young gulls across state line a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

FTFY
Posted by: Weirddave

I though people got better when they move to Texas.

Posted by: Miklos, just funnin' on ya at November 21, 2020 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)

883 they sell residential stuff but you have to get them on Amazon. All that aside, Speed Queen is the way to go. There is a reason every laundromat uses them. I was pushing them a couple years ago though I am not asking for plaudits. But I will admit this immodest thing. If i push something and put my neck out to recommend it, there is probably a good reason.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 02:20 AM (OqDgx)

The laundromat that I use when I am in Apache Junction uses Dexter washers and dryers. Their downtime seems to be largely related to the coin acceptors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 02:23 AM (JCLg4)

884 There is a huge secondary market on Speed Queen commercial equipment, that you cannot obtain from a franchised Speed Queen Dealer.

You'll have to chase this down for yourself in your own locale.

But it is worth the chasing, capiche?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:23 AM (QzJWU)

885 *sidles of over to TeeJ's protective side*

Now, no one can touch me.
Posted by: chique l'African

Majesty, do check which is his Sword Hand.

Do not trust Left-handers, howevermuch they charm you.

Posted by: Miklos, loyal unto the rightful Queen at November 21, 2020 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)

886 I'm bailing out. G'night everyone!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2020 02:25 AM (nakwk)

887 good night, insom!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:27 AM (9hauA)

888 I guess 2,600 words slung at computer screen is enough word smithing for today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2020 02:27 AM (BenuG)

889

It worked!!

If only SMH were here.
I could slip her a five to put on You're Still a Young Man or Easy Like Sunday Morning and maybe get a dance outta this.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 21, 2020 02:27 AM (6kzAH)

890 Well, it's almost 12:30 here, and I am going to fade out, too. The eyelids are beginning to droop. Be well, Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 02:27 AM (JCLg4)

891 It worked!!

If only SMH were here.
I could slip her a five to put on You're Still a Young Man or Easy Like Sunday Morning and maybe get a dance outta this.
Posted by: TeeJ at November 21, 2020 02:27 AM (6kzAH)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:28 AM (9hauA)

892 When I saw that, I almost cried with joy.
Posted by: publius

Pics, or it almost didn't happen.

Posted by: Miklos, about to sell a house at November 21, 2020 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)

893 >> a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

ROFL. Thanks for improving those tortured puns. I heard those on the radio the other day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 02:28 AM (rCwaK)

894 ..I'm not convinced Zuckerberg is actually human.

But Dorsey just looks ridiculous. Someone needs to take that ring out of his nose. Seriously. And he needs to take a shower.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:21 AM (9hauA)



Senate Comittes are the wrong venues in which to draw forth meaningful testimony from the likes of Dorsey or the Zuck.

Just leave me with one of them at a time in a cell in Gitmo. Chair, nylon straps, ball peen hammer.

Here's the thing. I won't get from them a false testimony just so they can cry and stop the pain.

I can stop far sooner than that, and get ALL the truth, far sooner.

But I won't tell you HOW, now, here, will I?


/evilbastard


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:29 AM (QzJWU)

895 867 I asked the same earlier today, and ppl said GA didn't have the "cheat"
profile (statistically) that other states did, so they weren't sure
Dominion was in operation.
Posted by: 90000 perfect circle undervotes at November 21, 2020 02:13 AM (BBWrU)

Thanks!
Well, if there are 3 million or so Dominion votes switched, as Powell claimed earlier (claims seem to be retrenching lately), they had to come from Red states that could be flipped and that had enough Dominion systems to do it. GA looked like the best candidate.
I'm confident that all the other, traditional fraud schemes will be exposed with facts, but courts are still flakey about those.
Impatiently waiting, like all of us.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 21, 2020 02:31 AM (dJiuQ)

896 They do NOT "look alike"

But their faces show the same expression, both then and now.

Jim

*glare*

*but with eyes, not real eyes, like doll's eyes*

Posted by: Chief Eagle Eye Miklos at November 21, 2020 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

897 You can get mechanical speed queen washers & dryers from Abt, the largest single location appliance store in the country. Still family owned, they ship to you so you avoid giving Bezos any more money

abt dot com

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 21, 2020 02:31 AM (oGBso)

898 Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 21, 2020 02:00 AM (dJiuQ)


Tossing aside the option that Dominion isn't hinky, since the defamation suits would be flying if they were innocent here, there were two options for vote switching, manual and automatic. If the hand recount consisted of running the same ballots through the counting machines, and then the same tabulating machines took the count, applying the same automatic switching, and no manual switching occurred the first time, you'd end up with all the same numbers as you had the first time.

Keeping track of the individual precinct counts and comparing them to the final centralized record only catches the problem if the switching occurred at a higher level than the local counting machine, and it's not clear anyone was doing that kind of audit anyway.

Again, since there have been complaints that this wasn't a real full hand recount with audit as it was sold, you wouldn't know whether the local count matched the actual ballots unless someone went through the stack and counted, and it's not clear that happened anywhere.

Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2020 02:31 AM (kOpft)

899 Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:29 AM (QzJWU)



I approve!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 21, 2020 02:32 AM (9hauA)

900 @855
Some say it is a "sedate lion" (with the se- part an acciaccatura, and li-on similarly condensed into one syllable).

Posted by: PDQ at November 21, 2020 02:33 AM (BBWrU)

901

It's okay. Not a lefty. Not even close.
And my sword is mostly two hand use.
If I only draw one of em.
See, Book of Five Rings.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 21, 2020 02:35 AM (6kzAH)

902 Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:29 AM (QzJWU)



I approve!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen

A ball peen hammer in Royal Service is properly referred to as a "Mace".

Posted by: Miklos, Chief of, but not big on, Protocol at November 21, 2020 02:36 AM (QzkSJ)

903 remember when the left blamed Diebold for warping an election? It is funny this doesn't come up and Diebold has been worm holed.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 02:37 AM (OqDgx)

904 Well, if no attempt is being made to distinguish
between legitimately cast ballots, and spurious ballots, there is no
reason to expect a hand recount to be wildly at odds with the initial
machine count.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 02:17 AM (JCLg4)
Looks like AOP has retired for the evening, but, I would normally agree, but this Dominion scheme should produce a difference between a paper ballot count and the electronic machine count.The crooked precints could try to reconcile that many days after the fact by destroying Trump ballots, and creating fake Biden ballots. That shouldn't happen in red precints where a miscount shows up, as in that first county (Antrim) in MI.By now, I'd expect many instances of red precint miscounts showing up, unless higher ups are preventing it everywhere.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 21, 2020 02:40 AM (dJiuQ)

905 The laundromat that I use when I am in Apache
Junction uses Dexter washers and dryers. Their downtime seems to be
largely related to the coin acceptors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 02:23 AM (JCLg4)it is likely good stuff. Laundromats usually wont mess with shite as it ruins their business. Speed Queen is well known in America but only at laundromats. The commercial side is dominated by Maytag and Whirlpool. bu they sold off their good names to China long ago.

AFAIK, Speed Queen is still made in the USA and they have the push button systems that don't crap out at a moments notice.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 02:42 AM (OqDgx)

906 Night, Horde !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 02:43 AM (arJlL)

907
Well.

The dog is yawning.

Good dog.

Me too.

Posted by: Miklos, later than earlier at November 21, 2020 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

908 ..A ball peen hammer in Royal Service is properly referred to as a "Mace".

Posted by: Miklos, Chief of, but not big on, Protocol at November 21, 2020 02:36 AM (QzkSJ)



My friend.

I neglected to mention that I only need a 10 oz. Ball Peen hammer.

But my assortment of drifts, punches, narrow chisels and posters from Grey's Anatomy, serve a far greater purpose than mere gunsmithing?

What I leave to the Clean Up Squad after I'm done might well appear to be "intact".

But it won't be intact.

While discretion might be the soul of tact, finesse then might be the soul of impelled conversation.

That's as much as I can say unless Trump prevails. And even then, I've said too much.

I am though, the NICEST guy at the TxMoMeet, right?

Right?

..right?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2020 02:44 AM (QzJWU)

909 898
Again, since there have been complaints that this
wasn't a real full hand recount with audit as it was sold, you wouldn't
know whether the local count matched the actual ballots unless someone
went through the stack and counted, and it's not clear that happened
anywhere.


Posted by: Methos at November 21, 2020 02:31 AM (kOpft)
Thanks, I thought I had read this was a hand recount, and machine counting wasn't to be used.

But, you cannot trust any written info from anywhere in this wonderful digital era we're in.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 21, 2020 02:45 AM (dJiuQ)

910 Go to Facebook and mention the word "election" in a post. Magically a few minutes later your post will be annotated with this:

"See the results and other info about the 2020 US Election." with a link that is entitled "See Election Results"

Posted by: Willie Stark at November 21, 2020 02:45 AM (kk8TL)

911 "
It also, I noticed, says it is wifi enabled
and encourages you to download an "app" that will let you open and
close with your loathsome smart phone. This is not going to happen.



If that can't be disabled, and the motion detector can't be
disabled, that piece of shit is going in the gulley after I blast with
my granddaddy's old 1900s era Carolina Arms Co shotgun. It is fitting
for a modern piece of techno crap to be destroyed by something 120 years
old.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 01:46 AM (rCwaK)"

There is absolutely no way I'd accept any sort of wifi enabled garage door opener, door locks, or anything of that nature. That's asking to get robbed.

If you can open and close it with your smart phone, someone else can also open and close it with their smart phone. There is already enough trouble with spoofing remotes and key fobs; actual wifi/bluetooth integration is just a bad idea.

Old neighborhood had a rash of burglaries where the crooks had been going around opening garage doors that had openers linked to their smart home hubs (Alexa, Google, etc)

On the low tech side - those emergency disconnects for overhead doors are a massive security risk. Most of them, you can take a coat hangar and poke it through the seal at the top of the garage door, catch the dangling cord, and disconnect the door from the chain/screw from the outside. Then you can just roll the door right up.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 21, 2020 02:46 AM (EEVQU)

912 "By now, I'd expect many instances of red precint miscounts showing up, unless higher ups are preventing it everywhere.


Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 21, 2020 02:40 AM (dJiuQ)"

Part of the recent scandal in GA is accusations that directives were going out to just straight up report the initial counts and ignore any recount discrepancies.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 21, 2020 02:48 AM (EEVQU)

913

Need to try to get back to sleep.
Gotta drive into town tomorrow for another Stop the Steal rally. Quick stop at lab first to take some readings.
3 Saturdays in a row.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 21, 2020 02:49 AM (6kzAH)

914 This Ain't Hell has a story on the B-26 Marauder about 'Flak-Bait' and her 202 missions.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=107371

Another combat veteran that did not return home was P-38F-15-LO 43-2112 Lightning "The Sad Sack" of the 95th FS/82nd FG. Her combat career would span 18 months, from the sands of North Africa to the hills over Yugoslavia.

The fighter flew 183 missions. As many as 30 pilots flew her. Her scoreboard of 16 possible victories includes Bf-109s, Ar-196, Ju-88, Ju-52, Maachi C.200, a Savio SM.82, and an Me-210. Her combat career came to an end on 29 May 1944 on a strafing mission over Yugoslavia, though badly hit the plane made it back to Italy for a successful crash landing.

Leading 82nd FG ace 'Dixie' Sloan scored his first victory with this plane. Capt. Ernest K. Osher, CO of the 96th FS, scored four of his five aerial victories at the controls of this plane. Major Robert E. Kirtley, CO 27th FG scored two victories with "The Sad Sack."

Luckily the folks at www.fundekals.com make a P-38 decal sheet with the markings for this plane.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2020 02:51 AM (BenuG)

915 239 Everyone, who will get into a fight the fastest if you mix them up?

- Germans vs Russians
- Scots vs Irish vs Brits
- Japanese vs Chinese vs Koreans
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

Yes, don't forget Greek/Turks
Ukrainians/Russians
Serbs/Bosnians
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 02:16 AM (rt0xh)


Cubans and Mexicans

Posted by: President-elect LASue at November 21, 2020 02:53 AM (Ed8Zd)

916
If the wifi can't be disabled, and hard disabled where some control codes can't reenable it via wireless link, then the thing is coming down.

Now, I haven't investigated the mechanism thoroughly. It has the pull cord that disconnects it, and that will allow you to manually lower the door, but I'm not sure what happens with the chain traveller is all the way down, and an you manually open it by "jumping over" the chain traveller thingy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 02:55 AM (rCwaK)

917 Crazy first day of NBA Free Agency!

It was nice to have something else to think about for a while.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 02:56 AM (5FCda)

918 Cubans and Mexicans

Posted by: President-elect LASue at November 21, 2020 02:53 AM (Ed8Zd)

in the movie Scarface, it was Cubans and Colombians. I don't take my directives from movies, but there was a reason they said that. The key point is there is racisim, bigotry, ethnocentrism, or whatever you want to call it everywhere. I have read many times that in Latin America there is a hiearachy. IT depends on where you stand but Argentina is either at the top of the list or the bottom of the list.

I am sick to death with people calling America racist. They obviously don't know their own country if they live here, and they sure as hell don't know other countries.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 02:59 AM (OqDgx)

919 130,000+.

Now, there is probably a Jay J. Johnson (don't call me Ray), born on September 3, 1973 in both PA and MI. But 130,000 like that?

In addition, there are lists growing of PA and MI people over 80 that don't vote, but their ballot counted in 2020, and they were called and asked if they voted. All said "no".
There are I believe a few thousand of these names, and counting.

A lot of this is grassroots activity, people are finding some hinky crap, and are following up. Small groups of people are making thousands of phone calls and logging all of the answers to their stock questions. Then they report their findings to the Trump legal campaign.

This is where they are getting a lot of their data, which they then turn into affidavits and evidence documents.

3 years of legal work in 3 weeks.

Now this is MY America!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 10:37 PM
This is good news. I hope theres more coming.

Posted by: President-elect LASue at November 21, 2020 03:06 AM (Ed8Zd)

920 @stillgray 3m

I may be naive and hopeful here but I think Sidney Powell is going to pull it off and make the greatest case of her career.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 03:07 AM (5FCda)

921 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 03:21 AM (OsDlf)

922 Good morning, Puddleglum...have a blessed day.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 03:27 AM (5FCda)

923 Everyone, who will get into a fight the fastest if you mix them up?

- Germans vs Russians
- Scots vs Irish vs Brits
- Japanese vs Chinese vs Koreans

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)
---------

Yes, don't forget Greek/Turks
Ukrainians/Russians
Serbs/Bosnians

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 02:16 AM (rt0xh)
--------

Cubans and Mexicans

Posted by: President-elect LASue at November 21, 2020 02:53 AM (Ed8Zd)


/US Americans and Canadians.

Those Canuck bastards are always stealing our culture, then blaming us for ruining theirs. Not to mention they export to us their dregs of society, assholes like Neil Young and Jim Carrey. We have enough home grown assholes, thankyouverymuch. Oh, and they call ham bacon. Fuck those people with a goalie stick.

(Just in a snarky mood. I may get better by the time the EMT rolls around. I blame it on 'the 2020 election theft blues'. Boy, could Stevie Ray have worked wonders with THAT as a song premise.)

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 03:31 AM (ldL4g)

924 550 We of course always overlook the plight of the Scots, locked in an unremitting war against their traditional enemy, the Scots.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 11:47 PM (WyVLE)

and Siri: https://tinyurl.com/y4dr64q8

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 03:34 AM (rt0xh)

925 Quint, there is definitely racism in Central and South America. The indigenous natives are heavily discriminated against, almost by law. In Mexico, it is the Castilian Spanish progeny who hold sway. Also, in certain countries, including our own Puerto Rico, there is discrimination against those with more melanin content in their skin.

But yeah, we're the baddies.

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 03:40 AM (ldL4g)

926 I am

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 21, 2020 03:40 AM (iTXRQ)

927 Thanks, GG!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 03:41 AM (OsDlf)

928
Quint, there is definitely racism in Central and South America. The
indigenous natives are heavily discriminated against, almost by law. In
Mexico, it is the Castilian Spanish progeny who hold sway. Also, in
certain countries, including our own Puerto Rico, there is
discrimination against those with more melanin content in their skin.



But yeah, we're the baddies.

Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2020 03:40 AM (ldL4g)

I have heard the same and they get it down to extreme details. Look at who they put on tv shows there. I could be wrong, but I put the USA among the least racist, most inviting, and friendliest nations on earth. And if you look at the blood spilled for others, it is not even close.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 03:48 AM (OqDgx)

929 That Rage Against the Machine mask hit my funny bone

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 03:49 AM (9sWOw)

930 Couple years ago, a radio talk show host pointed out all the illegals here from the south are the discriminated against there, we get the darker variety not the " whiter" side.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 03:53 AM (9sWOw)

931 Everyone, who will get into a fight the fastest if you mix them up?



- Germans vs Russians

- Scots vs Irish vs Brits

- Japanese vs Chinese vs Koreans

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)



Yes, don't forget Greek/Turks

Ukrainians/Russians

Serbs/Bosnians

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 02:16 AM (rt0xh)





Cubans and Mexicans

Posted by: President-elect LASue at November 21, 2020 02:53 AM (Ed8Zd)

---
Crips/Bloods
MS13/18th St
any two LA hispanic gangs

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 21, 2020 03:54 AM (2NQZE)

932 Why did God allow the Scots to make whisky?

To prevent the Scots from ruling the world.

Posted by: JAS at November 21, 2020 03:54 AM (2BZBZ)

933 Given Japan's actions in like 1700 and something. They invaded Korea loooong before WW2.
Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 12:28 AM (IVYWX)

I didn't know it had started that long ago. Good to know, thanks!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2020 12:32 AM (H3MF

The Kamikazes were named after the Divine Wind that destroyed a fleet invading Japan from the Korean Peninsula in 1281

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 04:00 AM (rt0xh)

934 I just learned that the Yorkshire ripper died last week at age 74

of covid.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 21, 2020 04:05 AM (LWu6U)

935 Why did God allow the Scots to make whisky?



To prevent the Scots from ruling the world.

Posted by: JAS at November 21, 2020 03:54 AM (2BZBZ)

It is a shame what they have made of the place. They want to be the Barcelona of the UK. All E.U. all the time. They have usurped rights in ways no American would ever endure.

It reminds me of when some wondered about Spain. Some questioned what happened to Spain during the Iraq War when they decided enough was enough. Someone mentioned matatadors and the place went ape shit. Sure the matadors thing hit hard, but Americans criticizing them was too much.

The Euros always want a Dem in office. They don't hide it, they always want a Dem because they think they can mold them. They elect their own conservatives but for some reason they don't count. It is not about conservatism. The Euros want someone to push around. I really can't blame there there, but never will their opinions mean a damn thing to me. They are obvious and unoriginal. The worst thing you can be as a person is unoriginal.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 04:05 AM (OqDgx)

936 "920
@stillgray 3m



I may be naive and hopeful here but I think Sidney Powell is going to pull it off and make the greatest case of her career.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 21, 2020 03:07 AM (5FCda)"

If even a third of the stuff Powell has mentioned in the last couple of days has good backing, then the shit is really going to hit the fan. Especially the stuff about larger conference calls on the topic of sabotaging .gov agencies.

The previously leaked zoom call with the DC bureaucrats discussing sabotage and shutting down transportation was a big deal - that was pretty clearly aimed at interfering with a vote in the House.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 21, 2020 04:11 AM (EEVQU)

937 americanthinker.com/big data to the rescue the electoral college meets data pattern science
This is how the fraud has to be fought, statistical analysis, not vote counting.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 04:11 AM (9sWOw)

938 A stolen election that wasn't even close is the biggest crime ever to hit this country, not even close to any other.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 04:14 AM (9sWOw)

939 hasta, y'all...

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 21, 2020 04:14 AM (2NQZE)

940 >>The previously leaked zoom call with the DC bureaucrats discussing sabotage and shutting down transportation was a big deal - that was pretty clearly aimed at interfering with a vote in the House.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 21, 2020 04:11 AM (EEVQU)

When was this?



Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 04:19 AM (Z/jzm)

941 Take one 2021 TxMoMeet. Overdosage is not only medically approved, but encouraged.

(it is not to early to start your planning.)

Hope to be able to make it. It's been too long since I visited TX

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 04:22 AM (rt0xh)

942 933:The Kamikazes were named after the Divine Wind that destroyed a fleet invading Japan from the Korean Peninsula in 1281


Kublai Khan was not much of a Navy man and Weather Channel watcher.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2020 04:26 AM (OsDlf)

943 "940
>>The previously leaked zoom call with the DC bureaucrats
discussing sabotage and shutting down transportation was a big deal -
that was pretty clearly aimed at interfering with a vote in the House.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 21, 2020 04:11 AM (EEVQU)



When was this?







Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 04:19 AM (Z/jzm)"

Oct 30 or 31st; Millie Weaver published the video. Bunch of mid-level .gov pencil pushers, mainly; unusually large number of them seemed to come from Dept. of Energy. It was an open bitch session about what to do if PDT tries a "coup" and won't leave office; everyone made a fuss about talk of "knowing people who have guns", but the real story was discussion of obstructing freeways and airport terminals.

IIRC a few of those people's bosses got canned after the election.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 21, 2020 04:33 AM (EEVQU)

944 My Leftist news flash stories at least keep me up on the Democrats Propaganda ministry narrative
CNN - Biden's margin of victory widens as Trump's subversion efforts grow more frantic.

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 04:37 AM (9sWOw)

945 >>Posted by: there are only three star wars films at November 21, 2020 04:33 AM (EEVQU)


Ah, I missed all of that. Thanks.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 04:40 AM (Z/jzm)

946 I don't want any "smart home" stuff. It makes me sick, and I loathe the mentality that wants this shit -- all this automated control stuff, where the idea is you become some lazy drone who does nothing for yourself and just sit around and let some system decide what's best for you. Our global elite masters love this sort of thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2020 02:11 AM (rCwaK)

Not to mention that if you're a horrible Mean Girl who plays a very cruel public trick on an innocent computer nerd for clicks on your site, he may hack your home's security system, kidnap you and sell you into sex slavery.

It was on Lifetime.

Posted by: Sal at November 21, 2020 04:42 AM (KTdeA)

947 Good morning morons.

When I was in government I administered federal programs, and when Gavin was elected mayor my federal counterpart consoled me, she said, "they come and go, but we stay." meaning the elected are merely transitory, but the civil servants remain as always. I stayed only a few years

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2020 04:43 AM (EZebt)

948 Good morning morons.



When I was in government I administered federal programs, and when
Gavin was elected mayor my federal counterpart consoled me, she said,
"they come and go, but we stay." meaning the elected are merely
transitory, but the civil servants remain as always. I stayed only a few
years

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2020 04:43 AM (EZebt)

I can see why many like California. There is the weather, but really that is SoCal. There is the scenery. I wish I could mention something else but another positive eludes me.

I have family that think CA is the shit. i don't get that but don't want to pry too hard. We lived there decades ago when it was Republican country. Even then the place was F'ed up. Even then they were statist and majorly anti 2a. Even then the public schools were an abomination. And again, this was when Republicans won state office and the state voted Repub. I don't get how anyone likes the place now. I guess we all have to have a home and we make due.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 04:53 AM (OqDgx)

949 Quint, I didn't plan on staying but I met this chick...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2020 05:04 AM (EZebt)

950
Quint, I didn't plan on staying but I met this chick...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2020 05:04 AM (EZebt)

that reminds me of that line from Good Will Hunting. But I did not mean to crap on your home town. I live in The Swamp and want to get out yesterday.

I enjoyed living in CA as a kid but I didn't see what my parents saw. It was the schools back then that really bothered them. But there was also a statist streak and anti 2A streak way back in the 70s.

If you like it, that more power to you. I hope if you do decide to light a shuck you will sell high and buy low somewhere else. I admit some of this is about me. i have a life long friend who calls himself a conservative but won't travel outside Austin, SF, or Hawaii. He dings me from the left then claims he is conservative. It bothers me me to no end. I lived there and he hasn't. So there is personal stuff there I guess.

I know many love that town, I have never been to SF. I shouldn't have crapped on your town as mine has gone to shite. The difference between Austin, SF and my town is that not long ago , my town was full of normals.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 05:16 AM (OqDgx)

951
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 05:17 AM (7Ub3d)

952 Seeing that pic of Dahmer everytime i hit refresh is giving me the creeps

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 05:21 AM (Z/jzm)

953 Seeing that pic of Dahmer everytime i hit refresh is giving me the creeps
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 05:21 AM (Z/jzm)

Well, our host for the ONT is WEIRDDave.

Alice Cooper pic is pretty cool.

Posted by: golfman - some need to swing at November 21, 2020 05:26 AM (hOMhY)

954 Somebody who can photoshop: The Emmy award statuette is a winged woman holding an atom. Make the atom a coronavirus image, and call her the Angel of Death.

Posted by: m at November 21, 2020 05:28 AM (o4czV)

955 'Morning Horde !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 05:37 AM (arJlL)

956 Tried to get some more sleep, should have worked on 1K1

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 05:38 AM (9sWOw)

957 Going to take some effort to get to 1K

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 05:43 AM (Z/jzm)

958 Use F5 or the refresh page option on the top left side of the browser window. Neither will put you at the top of the page..

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 21, 2020 05:45 AM (qZdIZ)

959 OTOH, every time you post Pixie does put you on top and that's a feature you can semi avoid by hitting the End key to flash jump to the bottom of the page.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 21, 2020 05:47 AM (qZdIZ)

960 Don't worry, Skip!

We'll get a thousand.

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2020 05:49 AM (FgJKq)

961 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 21, 2020 05:49 AM (iEx0u)

962 Alice Cooper Wayne's World

https://tinyurl.com/ppjkhp3

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 05:50 AM (OqDgx)

963 Mlii, start typing nonsense and fill some boxes.

We have 10 minutes,

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2020 05:50 AM (FgJKq)

964 Is my cheerleading working?

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2020 05:52 AM (FgJKq)

965 8, and 13 minutes to do it unless Krak can't get up either

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 05:53 AM (9sWOw)

966 ** sigh **

I tried.

But not very hard,

Posted by: fluffy at November 21, 2020 05:53 AM (FgJKq)

967 Gmac, I'm on my phone.

Usually it refreshes to the last comment, but lately my phone has been wonky.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 05:53 AM (Z/jzm)

968 Gubs are supposed to be stainless steel, blued steel, casehardened steel, black, or at most flat earth or coyote tan. Not red, white, or blue/ But....having said all.....that......it is my ruling that dispatching commies with a red white and blue gub is permitted.

Jug Halikakamaokra

Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2020 05:54 AM (XhWtx)

969 Morning all

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2020 05:54 AM (xCkpU)

970 Quint, no apology needed. Even though Mrs. and kids are native I remain a Stranger in a Strange Land. We are out of here as soon as her parents will allow us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2020 05:54 AM (EZebt)

971 Hiya Ben Had !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 05:55 AM (arJlL)

972
g'mornin', Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 05:56 AM (7Ub3d)

973 speaking of San Francisco. The movie The Streets of of San Francisco scared the hell out of me as a kid. I did like the movie 48 hours, though it probably should have scared me too. It was a great film though, and Eddie Murphy was at the top of his form.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 05:57 AM (OqDgx)

974 Morning Eromero. Hope you and Mrs. E are well

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2020 05:58 AM (xCkpU)

975 Coffee is on, should have done it 2 hours ago

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 05:58 AM (9sWOw)

976 I'm hungry.

If I stretch, I can reach the bag of M&Ms on the desk from my bed.

Hang on.

Nope. Not happening. Need to get up.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 05:58 AM (Z/jzm)

977 Is this the "waiting for Krak" party?

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2020 05:58 AM (vd8XM)

978 25 to go, so close

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 05:59 AM (9sWOw)

979 If I stretch, I can reach the bag of M&Ms on the desk from my bed.

Hang on.

Nope. Not happening. Need to get up.
Posted by: My life is insanity

Can you pull the desk closer?

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2020 05:59 AM (vd8XM)

980 Hoping Krak shows up, and again hoping not

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 06:00 AM (9sWOw)

981 Quint, no apology needed. Even though Mrs. and kids
are native I remain a Stranger in a Strange Land. We are out of here as
soon as her parents will allow us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2020 05:54 AM (EZebt)

understood. But i regret it. I know there are good people everywhere. Often we end up where we don't belong as a fact of life. Sometimes a place will change so much you no longer recognize it.

Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2020 06:00 AM (OqDgx)

982 25 to go, so close
Posted by: Skip

So near, and yet so Farah

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 06:00 AM (arJlL)

983 Bruce, that would make too much noise! Or kill me.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 06:01 AM (Z/jzm)

984 JT, Thank You for the picture.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2020 06:01 AM (xCkpU)

985 Krak is NOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM)

986 Krak is back !

Posted by: JT at November 21, 2020 06:02 AM (arJlL)

987 I always try to be quiet here but it's probably for nothing. Mom is pretty hard of hearing.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2020 06:02 AM (Z/jzm)

988 last?

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 21, 2020 06:02 AM (rt0xh)

989 AltonJackson, Good Morning, Dear. Hope you are well. Say hi to your lovely daughter for me.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2020 06:04 AM (xCkpU)

990
will do, Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 21, 2020 06:05 AM (7Ub3d)

991 Hodgetwins on Race Bannon's, errr...VP Pence's epic mike drop on the enemedia.

"...and with God's help, we will get through this together."

Like a crucifix to a coven of vampires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrnOoUNHg_4

Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2020 06:05 AM (RU4sa)

992 SMH, how goes the origami? Do you have some good books on it?


HUGs to you and Ex-ex.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 21, 2020 06:08 AM (xCkpU)

993 I guess we ought to finish this, just for the record

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 06:23 AM (9sWOw)

994 Can't leave tis with 7 to go, can we?

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 06:30 AM (9sWOw)

995 It's like leaving 1 cookie in the jar

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 06:35 AM (9sWOw)

996 I chip in the bag

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 06:38 AM (9sWOw)

997 4 to go

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 06:41 AM (9sWOw)

998 3 is the magic number

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 06:42 AM (9sWOw)

999 1 more for the set up

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 06:43 AM (9sWOw)

1000 bottles of beer on the wall...

Posted by: johnd01 at November 21, 2020 06:57 AM (TXvM3)

1001 Our work is done here

Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2020 06:59 AM (9sWOw)

1002 Easiest solution might be to remove the bulb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2020 01:52 AM (JCLg4)


Probably a built-in (not replaceable) LED.

Posted by: GWB at November 21, 2020 08:09 AM (IVYWX)

1003 1000 bottles of beer on the wall...
Posted by: johnd01 at November 21, 2020 06:57 AM (TXvM3)

Good job!

Posted by: m at November 21, 2020 08:40 AM (7d/2N)

1004 Alice Cooper's dad was a minister; he's stayed married to the same woman his entire life (love at first sight) and stayed faithful...even when, after a concert, Raquel Welch went to his dressing room. His teammates begged him to do her 'for the team" but he said no. He's a good guy! and in his prime, a really handsome man.

Posted by: vivi at November 21, 2020 08:53 AM (USW1s)

1005 can anyone hook a Moron up with Moronhorde.com? Is that the alternative if/when the Hammer comes down on AoS?
thx
vivi

Posted by: vivi at November 21, 2020 09:20 AM (USW1s)

1006 Imagine if you had approached Joe Strummer backstage sometime in 1982 and told him, "Hey, Joe, you know that song 'Should I Stay Or Should I Go?' Well, in thirty years, you're gonna sell that song to a hotel chain for big bux!"

What would he have done?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 20, 2020 10:09 PM (2JVJo)
---
He died in 2002.

Posted by: Deplorable Underpants at November 21, 2020 09:54 AM (lnhTD)

1007 1) GA had Dominion machines thru entire state.2)
hand recount claims no evidence of vote switching3) I don't doubt that
Dem strongholds would try to hide and discrepancies in the hand recount,
but4) a whole bunch of Repub precints, and no sign there either.
So,
is it likely that:A) Dominion only 'activated' their vote tampering
algorithms in Dem strongholds?B) if number of vote switches needed were
large, wouldn't the source of those votes to switch been the Repub
areas?C) corrupt turtles, including Repubs, all the way down?D) Dominion
did nothing evil?
I don't believe D for a second, becauseE)
CroomerF) Linked in deletes and other scrmbling by employeesG) Sidney
Powell would not destroy her career over rumorsH) She's deserving of the
highest honor this country can bestow, and she's angry beyond
measure.I) Democrats and Soros: 'by any measure'
Anybody got something that explains the GA recount discrepancy?


Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at November 21, 2020 02:00 AM (dJiuQ)


The "hand recount" was mostly done by machines and, when they were actually counting by hand, the monitoring was only 1 monitor to 10 counting tables.
Still 2 R counties "found" almost 3000 votes each mostly for Trump.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 21, 2020 11:38 AM (946rW)

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