Quarantine Cafe: Friday Felines

Nothing but cats. Cats all the way down.

Posted by: Ace at 07:49 PM




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1 Cats and bats.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 20, 2020 07:49 PM (AiZBA)

2 What? no bats????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2020 07:50 PM (CjFDo)

3 Cats.

Why does it always have to be cats?

Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 20, 2020 07:51 PM (wPVhA)

4 Tell me, who would rescue a bat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 07:51 PM (wPVhA)

5 Mmm, puddy tats.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 20, 2020 07:51 PM (8B6Ng)

6 I don't hate cats, just mostly. Barn cats I tolerate.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 20, 2020 07:51 PM (4NtsG)

7 "Adorable kitten luvvvs her adoptive bat mother"

Posted by: Miklosian suggestionations at November 20, 2020 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)

8 Cats bats goats stoats.

And especially rabbits!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 07:51 PM (ZfRYq)

9 Oh, whew!

I thought we were going to be treated with the cast from "Cats" and get to see Judi Dench in costume.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (WEBkv)

10 Sara A. Carter Retweeted
MaxDevlin's avatar
MaxDevlin @MaxDevlin
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BREAKING: Pennsylvania Commonwealth Court judge ruled that 200,349 absentee ballots in Allegheny County where the voter didn't date their declaration are invalid, reversing a lower court judge. This is a Trump win. He just won Pennsylvania again

Posted by: ZZZZZZZZ at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (ft4IM)

11 I'm feline good!

Posted by: tbodie at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (HDCbD)

12 Next week on Quarantine Cafe:

Cats vs Bats!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)

13 Tell me, who would rescue a bat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 07:51 PM (wPVhA)


*raises leathery wing*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (t+qrx)

14 Those cougars are cute when they're small but when they grow up, they're all over your ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (wPVhA)

15 Ugh. Feral cats

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (FsgBK)

16 from previous thread:


Sara A. Carter Retweeted
MaxDevlin's avatar
MaxDevlin @MaxDevlin
30m
BREAKING: Pennsylvania Commonwealth Court judge ruled that 200,349 absentee ballots in Allegheny County where the voter didn't date their declaration are invalid, reversing a lower court judge. This is a Trump win. He just won Pennsylvania again
Posted by: ZZZZZZZZ at November 20, 2020 07:50 PM (ft4IM)


Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)

17 Of course a bat is snuck in there.

Posted by: JROD at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (0jZnq)

18 Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

I, for one, do not welcome our new feline overlords.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (19orm)

19 Now do Michigan and Wisconsin.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

20 10 Sara A. Carter Retweeted
MaxDevlin's avatar
MaxDevlin @MaxDevlin
30m
BREAKING: Pennsylvania Commonwealth Court judge ruled that 200,349 absentee ballots in Allegheny County where the voter didn't date their declaration are invalid, reversing a lower court judge. This is a Trump win. He just won Pennsylvania again
Posted by: ZZZZZZZZ at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (ft4IM)

I'm hearing it's really 2000 or so

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (2eMOL)

21 I see Kittuh's!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (ynfOY)

22 willowed:


>The amazing thing to me about "Mohicans" is that the same guy who played Hawkeye also played Cecil in "Room with a View."


In the 1936 version, Hawkeye is played by Randolph Scott

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (iTXRQ)

23 13
Tell me, who would rescue a bat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 07:51 PM (wPVhA)



*raises leathery wing*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (t+qrx)

Had a bat fall out of a palm tree when I was younger, but decided not to rescue it; I think it may have had rabies.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (ynpvh)

24 Greetings:

Guamanians eat roast fruit bat. Often.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (evgyj)

25 bats are fugly

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

26 Cougars are not cute kittehs. They are deer-eating machines who don't give a damn who you are.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (W+kMI)

27 Ace and everyone, just got this album.
Any good? ;-)

https://tinyurl.com/yymhttf7

(And ace, sorry I missed your music thread from yesterday. Wish I could have been there.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

28 14
Those cougars are cute when they're small but when they grow up, they're all over your ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 07:52 PM (wPVhA)

And your cats, dogs, chickens, goats...

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 07:54 PM (ynpvh)

29 I've been manic-cleaning my living room and the cats just don't know WTF.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 07:54 PM (t+qrx)

30 Cats for supper?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 20, 2020 07:54 PM (HaL55)

31 2,349

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 07:54 PM (2eMOL)

32 @24 11B40-My cousins husband is Guamanian. I'm texting him right now to verify this.

Posted by: JROD at November 20, 2020 07:55 PM (0jZnq)

33 Cats for supper?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack


Fried and served with catsup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 07:55 PM (L2ZTs)

34 Say, any of you cats know where I can score some good chronic?

Posted by: Mr. Natural at November 20, 2020 07:55 PM (wPVhA)

35 30 Cats for supper?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 20, 2020 07:54 PM (HaL55)

/Ears perk up

Posted by: Alf at November 20, 2020 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

36 26 They are deer-eating machines who don't give a damn who you are.

Clearly they care if you're a deer ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at November 20, 2020 07:55 PM (AHq56)

37 Cat eat bat

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (nUhF0)

38 A pussy thread!

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (+ya+t)

39 Those cougars are cute when they're small but when they grow up, they're all over your ass.

Posted by: Cicero


And your buddies asses, fraternities, boy scouts, oh. Wrong cougars. Never mind.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (+ZSW1)

40 Everybody wants to be a cat,
Cause a cats the only cat, that knows where it's at.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (+Ccq4)

41 If cats could fly would they be catbats?

Posted by: f'd at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (ddIir)

42 Gonna give Dan Bongino's podcast another plug.

Worth your time.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (2eMOL)

43 Nice Pussy, Baby!

Posted by: Friend Computer at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (vAIGZ)

44 This Showtime thing on the Reagans, including their fucked up son, is the type of thing that types, deletes. Man I hate these people.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 20, 2020 07:57 PM (4NtsG)

45 Trippy canine video with sheep.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=2BSI3aKtvXk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2020 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

46 The Paolo, he is, how do you say, wise in the ways of handling the cougar.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 20, 2020 07:57 PM (wPVhA)

47 Witnessed.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 07:57 PM (WDeid)

48 Where's the Russian puma? Ate its humans?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 07:57 PM (evxBY)

49 Or cats,

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 07:57 PM (9sWOw)

50 Cat eat bat
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (nUhF0)


I see you've played cat bat otter before.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 07:57 PM (t+qrx)

51 Those cougars are cute when they're small but when they grow up, they're all over your ass. Cicero (@cicero43)

That's my plan, and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

52 I've been manic-cleaning my living room and the cats just don't know WTF.
Posted by: hogmartin

Where are you putting all the discarded manics?

Are they recyclable?

Posted by: Miklos, neither neat nor tidy, other than moustache at November 20, 2020 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)

53 40 Everybody wants to be a cat,
Cause a cats the only cat, that knows where it's at.
Posted by: Bete

I like the Aristocats

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 07:58 PM (nUhF0)

54 38
A pussy thread!


Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (+ya+t)

But no bald ones. Where are the Sphinxes?

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 07:58 PM (ynpvh)

55
Best of Breed and first place in the Hound Group for Delilah at today's Caddo KC show in Marshall, TX.

While Delilah's handler went Best in Show, unfortunately Delilah wasn't at the other end of the leash. We aren't first string, so he had the Papillon. Some day soon, little girl.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 07:58 PM (mht8P)

56 Those cougars are cute when they're small but when they grow up, they're all over your ass.

-
Cougars are like wives. They're so cute when they're little.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2020 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)

57 My son's lifesaving award ceremony has been cancelled, thanks to Gov. Northam. I'm sure that a form letter in his department cubbyhole will be just as good a morale booster.

I was looking forward to it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 20, 2020 07:59 PM (vM/v3)

58 41
If cats could fly would they be catbats?

Posted by: f'd at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (ddIir)

Until they hit the ground, sure.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 07:59 PM (ynpvh)

59 Congrats Delilah!!!

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 07:59 PM (nUhF0)

60 I want a cougar kitten

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 07:59 PM (9sWOw)

61 "26 Cougars are not cute kittehs. They are deer-eating machines who don't give a damn who you are.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (W+kMI) "



And that's why I am never found without a shoulder holster full of pistol when I am hiking, no matter how high speed / low drag I get otherwise ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 08:00 PM (WHOsw)

62 Kittehs. Love all kittehs. People who leave their kittehs behind suck and deserve to die.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 20, 2020 08:00 PM (NXGjq)

63 I want a cougar kitten
Posted by: Skip

Would a cougar in kitten heels do?

Posted by: The recently divorced "Luna" at November 20, 2020 08:00 PM (QzkSJ)

64 Yeah I think he took it from a Fake Sydney Powell Parler account

Posted by: ZZZZZZZZ at November 20, 2020 08:00 PM (ft4IM)

65 Batgirl or Catwoman?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (PUmDY)

66 58 41
If cats could fly would they be catbats?

Posted by: f'd at November 20, 2020 07:56 PM (ddIir)

Until they hit the ground, sure.
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 07:59 PM (ynpvh)

And once they hit?

Splat Cats!

Posted by: Alf at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (NgKpN)

67 It was 2349 (not 200349), and it was yesterday's news.

Posted by: Sara Carter is likely overworked currently at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (BBWrU)

68 When I was a boy, I wanted a cheetah. Sleek, beautiful big cats who don't eat humans.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (KAi1n)

69 Clutch,

123
One remedy for which is Judicial Notice of the fact for which the evidence is sought to prove.



Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 06:48 PM



What does that mean, please?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:54 PM (9UmRs)

I say you did A. You have evidence of you doing A. You destroy it. In a suit, where I have to prove that you did A, and it is shown that you destroyed that evidence, it can be inferred/concluded that you did in fact do A, from the fact that you destroyed the evidence.
It is a combination of an inference of specific knowledge of guilt that you knew A was wrong and a remedy to prevent you profiting from your bad deed in the destruction of the evidence, which would have otherwise provided me a remedy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (KnJdm)

70 I think flying cats would be a bad thing. God is very wise.

Posted by: f'd at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (ddIir)

71 Love when Ace sneaks a bat video in. Gives the Quarantine Cafe a feel of authenticity and embraces its origins.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (66BnU)

72 If cats could fly they would have taken over the earth by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)

73 lots of garbage floating around

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)

74 What is wrong with those a-holes in the first video who moved and abandoned their cat?!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (KuT6N)

75 Cats rule
Dogs drool

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (YxfPJ)

76 62
Kittehs. Love all kittehs. People who leave their kittehs behind suck and deserve to die.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 20, 2020 08:00 PM (NXGjq)

Have two cats, one much older. The older one has issues sometimes. He likes to puke on the carpet, clothing, sofa, chairs, anything but the tile floor. Bastard. But he's still family.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (ynpvh)

77 Cats that can open doors are a problem. Sometimes you DON'T want Mister Curious in a room.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (W+kMI)

78 Cucker Farlson should be eating some crow if he knows whats good for him.

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (+ya+t)

79 That first kitty kat video made the room a little dusty.

People suck.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:02 PM (2eMOL)

80 hope all is well. i have been actively avoiding the news and engaged in some new employment.
I find that my stress level is much lower. Get most of my news here and Newsmax and Free Republic.
Fox can get fucked with the barbed cock of Satan. As can every other MSM org and shill.

Anyway, hoping for the best. Time for some vino.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 20, 2020 08:02 PM (yx0HS)

81 First and fourth cat videos are made of love and win though.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 08:02 PM (W+kMI)

82 >>>BREAKING: Pennsylvania Commonwealth Court judge ruled that 200,349 absentee ballots in Allegheny County where the voter didn't date their declaration are invalid, reversing a lower court judge. This is a Trump win. He just won Pennsylvania again

It is 2,349.
He has lost PA (again).

Posted by: Hans Donker at November 20, 2020 08:02 PM (BmO9j)

83 Bats! We were promised bats! Frabjous day!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2020 08:02 PM (DMUuz)

84 72
If cats could fly they would have taken over the earth by now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)

And knocked everything they could down.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:02 PM (ynpvh)

85 My pussies Biscuit and Butter beat those cats all to hell.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 20, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

86 Scold's too old, shame's the name.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 08:03 PM (PUmDY)

87 (Walks in thread pushing a vaccum cleaner)

Just me and a bat.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 20, 2020 08:03 PM (FHobP)

88 Love Cats

https://youtu.be/OylJq6L-Wd0

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:03 PM (KnJdm)

89 Yeah, just leaving kitteh after years is a pretty shit move.
People suck

Posted by: dude in MI at November 20, 2020 08:03 PM (/6GbT)

90 72 If cats could fly they would have taken over the earth by now.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)

----------------------------

Given some of the places I've found my cat, and some of the leaps I've seen her make, I swear she could fly if she wanted to.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:04 PM (CAJOC)

91 My pussies Biscuit and Butter beat those cats all to hell.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 20, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)



Jane has the baddest pussies on the blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:04 PM (wPVhA)

92 85
My pussies Biscuit and Butter beat those cats all to hell.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 20, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

:::typing::::deleting:::typing::::deleting:::

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:04 PM (ynpvh)

93 Cat Scratch Fever!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:04 PM (4I/2K)

94 congrats H 7 & Delilah !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 08:04 PM (WHOsw)

95 He has lost PA (again).
Posted by: Hans Donker at November 20, 2020 08:02 PM (BmO9j)

I wouldn't take the plywood down just yet.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:04 PM (2eMOL)

96 I'm too angry and depressed to participate, will snuggle with 2lb. baby Butter.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 20, 2020 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

97 I'm beyond a six pack, btw.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:05 PM (2eMOL)

98 "My pussies Biscuit and Butter beat those cats all to hell."


I'm sure their is an innocent explanation for this.

Posted by: f'd at November 20, 2020 08:05 PM (ddIir)

99
I wouldn't take the plywood down just yet.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:04 PM (2eMOL)

___________

Why? Is our side rioting, looting and burning?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 08:05 PM (mht8P)

100 4 Tell me, who would rescue a bat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 07:51 PM (wPVhA)

Somebody who already has rabies inoculations like a vet tech? The little guy is adorable and they eat mosquitoes, so I'd like to say well done.

Any Morons on Gab?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 08:06 PM (YkawN)

101 85

My pussies Biscuit and Butter beat those cats all to hell.



Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 20, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

What came to mind is a woman I read about. https://tinyurl.com/y2o5yqak

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:06 PM (ynpvh)

102 Cougars are not cute kittehs. They are deer-eating machines who don't give a damn who you are.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 07:53 PM (W+kMI) "



And that's why I am never found without a shoulder holster full of pistol when I am hiking, no matter how high speed / low drag I get otherwise ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/3

Always carried because grizzly country but there were cougar sightings occasionally. Now with a number of western states banning cougar hunting with dogs, cougar attacks on humans have skyrocketed. Add in wolf packs roaming everywhere and a nice hike or fishing trip could be your last.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 20, 2020 08:06 PM (6yYEv)

103 99
I wouldn't take the plywood down just yet.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:04 PM (2eMOL)

___________

Why? Is our side rioting, looting and burning?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 08:05 PM (mht8P)

The plywood wasn't for us.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (2eMOL)

104 Secured a Thanksgiving turkey today, which was my goal.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (66BnU)

105
Doggies and kitties >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 90% of people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (mht8P)

106 I would watch it die.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (PUmDY)

107 What came to mind is a woman I read about. https://tinyurl.com/y2o5yqak
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:06 PM (ynpvh)


This 35-Year-Old Woman Has Two Vaginas and Two Uteruses.

So, no waiting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (wPVhA)

108 And now a pet possum, because some people haven't learned what "cute pet" really means here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8XNtiVQsHk

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (W+kMI)

109 Cougars are like wives. They're so cute when they're little.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2020 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (nakwk)

110 lol, on Amazon Prime there's a reality game show called "The Pack" in which 12 human/dog teams compete in amazing race-like challenges around the world

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (C+F5p)

111 So the PA thing it happened or it's fake news?

I know everything goes to appeal.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (ZfRYq)

112 Cat Bat Blue

Posted by: Deep Purple at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

113 Even Ace lies...

About cats

Sad!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (2C38g)

114 Cat Bat Blue
Posted by: Deep Purple


Every garden grows one...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)

115 Something about buttered pussy...?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (nakwk)

116 I think flying cats would be a bad thing. God is very wise.
Posted by: f'd at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (ddIir)


Old joke but what the heck.

If the earth were flat cats would have knocked everything off by now.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (AiZBA)

117 Willowed. Also yuge and luxurious:

Sara A. Carter Retweeted
MaxDevlin's avatar
MaxDevlin @MaxDevlin
30m

BREAKING: Pennsylvania Commonwealth Court judge ruled that 200,349 absentee ballots in Allegheny County where the voter didn't date their declaration are invalid, reversing a lower court judge. This is a Trump win. He just won Pennsylvania again

Posted by: ZZZZZZZZ

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (BM2fS)

118 lol, on Amazon Prime there's a reality game show called "The Pack" in which 12 human/dog teams compete in amazing race-like challenges around the world
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (C+F5p)



I'll bet the sledding in the Middle East makes for slow going.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (wPVhA)

119 What came to mind is a woman I read about. https://tinyurl.com/y2o5yqak

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:06 PM (ynpvh)



This 35-Year-Old Woman Has Two Vaginas and Two Uteruses.



So, no waiting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (wPVhA)


Double drive thru!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

120 109
Cougars are like wives. They're so cute when they're little.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2020 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)



Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (nakwk)

*takes two large steps back from AW*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (KnJdm)

121 119 What came to mind is a woman I read about. https://tinyurl.com/y2o5yqak

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:06 PM (ynpvh)



This 35-Year-Old Woman Has Two Vaginas and Two Uteruses.



So, no waiting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (wPVhA)


Double drive thru!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

Side-by-side piece

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (nakwk)

122 118
lol, on Amazon Prime there's a reality game show called "The Pack" in
which 12 human/dog teams compete in amazing race-like challenges around
the world

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (C+F5p)





I'll bet the sledding in the Middle East makes for slow going.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (wPVhA)

Don't forget water skiing in the atolls. Sure that's an adventure. Mush!

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (ynpvh)

123 115 Something about buttered pussy...?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (nakwk)

-----------------------------

If I recall correctly, someone on a previous thread noted that butter weakens condoms, so maybe not a good thing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (CAJOC)

124 Any Morons on Gab?

Yo!

There's a whole group of us.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (SchxB)

125 I am sure had I had lever door handles when my Cinnamon was here she would have opened doors, she use to try turning door handles but never quite got it.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (9sWOw)

126 1 So the PA thing it happened or it's fake news?

I know everything goes to appeal.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (ZfRYq)
*******
fake the Parler account is Sydney Powell1

Posted by: ZZZZZZZZ at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (ft4IM)

127 lol, on Amazon Prime there's a reality game show called "The Pack" in which 12 human/dog teams compete in amazing race-like challenges around the world
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2020 08:08 PM (C+F5p)

They needed to be hunted while they compete - you know - like 'The Deadliest Game" shit and all - then I'd watch.

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (w2LAm)

128 "57 My son's lifesaving award ceremony has been cancelled, thanks to Gov. Northam. I'm sure that a form letter in his department cubbyhole will be just as good a morale booster.

I was looking forward to it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 20, 2020 07:59 PM (vM/v3) "


That sucks rocks, bigtime.

Reminds me of the year in grade school when I was lined up for the Perfect Attendance award, and they cancelled it.
Just like they quit doing spelling bees for a few years because I was good at it ...

Anyway, give him the congratulations of a random stranger on the Series of Tubes, for what they're worth ... lifesaving is far, far better than my petty annoyances from last century.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 08:12 PM (WHOsw)

129 Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (BM2fS)


dude...

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)

130 121
119 What came to mind is a woman I read about. https://tinyurl.com/y2o5yqak



Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:06 PM (ynpvh)







This 35-Year-Old Woman Has Two Vaginas and Two Uteruses.







So, no waiting.



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (wPVhA)





Double drive thru!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:10 PM (4I/2K)



Side-by-side piece

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (nakwk)


I see TWO...

Posted by: Picard at November 20, 2020 08:12 PM (ynpvh)

131 If the earth were flat cats would have knocked everything off by now.

Posted by: DR.WTF




That's funny.

For some reason that reminds me of this joke about the Russian Antonov 225 aircraft, the largest in the world:

"The AN 225 does not fly. The Earth rotates out from under it and the curvature of the Earth does the rest."

Not as funny as your cat joke.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:12 PM (BM2fS)

132 119 What came to mind is a woman I read about. https://tinyurl.com/y2o5yqak

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:06 PM (ynpvh)

This 35-Year-Old Woman Has Two Vaginas and Two Uteruses.

So, no waiting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (wPVhA)

Double drive thru!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:10 PM (4I/2K)

Hold on a second guys. I think I see a flaw in this vision. Double that time of the month?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 08:12 PM (BJiVW)

133 Two vaginas.

Twice the pain in the ass or the most awesome thing ever ?

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:13 PM (2eMOL)

134 If I recall correctly, someone on a previous thread noted that butter weakens condoms, so maybe not a good thing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (CAJOC)

what's this ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

135 You may find this of interest, perhaps even comforting...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2b5zaoz

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2020 08:13 PM (DMUuz)

136 Sorry you can have your cats, not a fan.

Posted by: Mudshark's dog at November 20, 2020 08:13 PM (qCkAJ)

137 one is a decoy vagina

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

138 Two men in two little boats?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

139 Twice the pain in the ass or the most awesome thing ever ?

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:13 PM (2eMOL)

Double the periods. No thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (KuT6N)

140 one is a decoy vagina
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)



Yes. It's there to draw your attention from the really good one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (wPVhA)

141 If the earth were flat cats would have knocked everything off by now.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 20, 2020 08:09 PM (AiZBA)


This is true.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (4JM5Y)

142 Kemp is hard to get a read on.c

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (PUmDY)

143 "butter weakens condoms, so maybe not a good thing. "

Parkay

Posted by: Parkay at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (ddIir)

144 136 Sorry you can have your cats, not a fan.
Posted by: Mudshark's dog at November 20, 2020 08:13 PM (qCkAJ)

Not a cat guy either, but pet abandonment is awful.

Those people suck.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (2eMOL)

145 Going from bats to cats isn't progress in my opinion. Just sayin

Posted by: zeera I should be writing right now at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (zUdXR)

146 134 If I recall correctly, someone on a previous thread noted that butter weakens condoms, so maybe not a good thing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (CAJOC)

what's this ?
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

Like dissolves like. Probably not as bad as using WD-40.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (BJiVW)

147 140
one is a decoy vagina

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)





Yes. It's there to draw your attention from the really good one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (wPVhA)

Russian Roulette: One has dentition. Guess which?

Posted by: Picard at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (ynpvh)

148 The two pussy woman should get together with the two dick guy, and have four titted kids or something

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (E4Ltn)

149 Roses are red
Bats are black

Ace is asshoe
and that's a fact

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (oAY8z)

150 Possum - O'possum

O'possum wears a tamoshanter and drinks Guinness

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (FHobP)

151 So, no waiting.



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (wPVhA)

Pay at the first window.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (KnJdm)

152 The Long Cat ONT was epic. GOAT?

Posted by: zeera I should be writing right now at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (zUdXR)

153 Double the periods. No thanks.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (KuT6N)

1 for no.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (2eMOL)

154 137 one is a decoy vagina
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

A Fauxgina. Like David French.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (BJiVW)

155 Over-Under or Side by Side?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (4I/2K)

156
I'm watching Roseanne livestream with Jim Breur right now and it's really good.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (QMRpq)

157 I'm not a fan of cats, though I tolerated them around the house when I was married because the Kids liked them. One thing about cats, they are descended from big, vicious hunting cats that hunted ancient human beings. And so you just know that when a cat is looking at you, he's thinking: "Man, oh, man, I really wish it was a million years ago. I'd eat your throat, bitch!!"

Dogs, on the other hand. Descended from scavengers who fed off the remains of the big cats' kills. Love dogs, but they've not got the smarts of cats.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (BM2fS)

158 148
The two pussy woman should get together with the two dick guy, and have four titted kids or something

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (E4Ltn)

From what I read, his were right/left, and for one case hers was top bottom...

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (ynpvh)

159 Double drive thru!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:10 PM (4I/2K)



Hold on a second guys. I think I see a flaw in this vision. Double that time of the month?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 08:12 PM (BJiVW)

Tsunami!

Posted by: Japan at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (KnJdm)

160 Side-by-side piece
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:11 PM (nakwk)

an over/under...

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (BgMrQ)

161 158 148
The two pussy woman should get together with the two dick guy, and have four titted kids or something

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (E4Ltn)

From what I read, his were right/left, and for one case hers was top bottom...
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (ynpvh)

Kama Sutra time

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:17 PM (nakwk)

162 Cats move so beautifully...but I love that video where the cat says "F this, F that, F this in particular"

But I don't want a cat.

Posted by: JM in Florida - I search w DuckDuckGo at November 20, 2020 08:17 PM (rOYkz)

163 one is a decoy vagina
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

An old vole leaning on a staff mutters, "Choose wisely. Both lead to Great Peril, but only one leads to That Thing. You know (waves paw vaguely), the thing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who's with me!! at November 20, 2020 08:17 PM (x8Wzq)

164 153 Double the periods. No thanks.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (KuT6N)

1 for no.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (2eMOL)

----------------------------

You'd hope, at least, they'd be in sync, and not alternating...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:17 PM (CAJOC)

165 You may find this of interest, perhaps even comforting...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2b5zaoz
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Yes, and yes. Good read!

Posted by: lizabth at November 20, 2020 08:17 PM (L3Rsz)

166 "104 Secured a Thanksgiving turkey today, which was my goal.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (66BnU)"



Mrs Eez, the only employable one around here, is working that day, so we are officially having bratwurst for Thanksgiving ... and I am thankful !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 08:17 PM (WHOsw)

167 Apt super came to my old gf with an abandoned cat left in an empty apt. Poor thing was catatonic, a brick. GF kept her on her lap, loved and fed her, and she grew into her new name, blossom. Several moves later, as I would arrive at GFs house, blossom would hear the motorcycle, run out to greet me, weave between my legs, arch playfully like an inchworm. Healed. Beautiful.
She moved back to wisconsin, and the first winter blossom wanted outside! When the door opened to reveal six feet of snow, she just sauntered back inside disgusted. California cat did not like janesville winters.

Posted by: Banned at November 20, 2020 08:18 PM (DPqb/)

168
Over-Under or Side by Side?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (4I/2K)


depends on...the angle

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)

169 Whatever else they do to the man, he dropped a couple Commies, and they can never take that from him.

Sat cong, Kyle.

*salutes*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2020 08:18 PM (PBmdd)

170 164 153 Double the periods. No thanks.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:14 PM (KuT6N)

1 for no.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (2eMOL)

----------------------------

You'd hope, at least, they'd be in sync, and not alternating...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:17 PM (CAJOC)

1 no and 1 undecided.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:18 PM (2eMOL)

171 Secured a Thanksgiving turkey today, which was my goal.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (66BnU)"



I just keep mine in the refrigerator.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:18 PM (wPVhA)

172 O'possum wears a tamoshanter and drinks Guinness

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (FHobP)

++++
LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:19 PM (66BnU)

173 Secured a Thanksgiving turkey today, which was my goal.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:07 PM (66BnU)"


I just keep mine in the refrigerator.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:18 PM (wPVhA)


I let it run around and then invite it in the house for diinner

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)

174 Okay went to Sarah Carter's Twitter and it's 2349 which is a lot less.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:20 PM (ZfRYq)

175 "Double the periods. No thanks. "

She calls them colons.

Posted by: : at November 20, 2020 08:20 PM (ddIir)

176 A Fauxgina. Like David French.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 08:16 PM (BJiVW)


no , he a real one

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

177 1 no and 1 undecided.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:18 PM (2eMOL)

Twice the alimony.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:20 PM (KnJdm)

178 "The Gael" from the Last of the Mohicans at the Royal Edinburgh Tattoo by the massed pipes and bands and featuring soloists from the Royal Marines.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=2eSL6Nv2ZdQ

remove wordspace between its two halves

Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (UDapT)

179
Everyone ready to have a "safe" Thanksgiving?

All set to have a "SAFE" holiday, everyone?

Stay SAFE, everyone.

Safe. Safe. Safe.
Be SaFEEEEE.
safesafesafesafesafe.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (QMRpq)

180 I've noticed the so-called "GOP" using the DNC buzzword "distraction" in reference to the shampeachment (same name, different reason) of Whitmer.

Yes whenever any political official says something is a "distraction" that's your cue that multiple federal felonies have been committed.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (c6ma9)

181 175
"Double the periods. No thanks. "



She calls them colons.

Posted by: : at November 20, 2020 08:20 PM (ddIir)

OMG lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (KnJdm)

182 177 1 no and 1 undecided.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:18 PM (2eMOL)

Twice the alimony.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:20 PM (KnJdm)

1 no,1 undecided, and 1 HELL NO

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (2eMOL)

183 oops, meant to congratulate you, too, washrivergal, !
it can be hard to get a good one at this time of year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (WHOsw)

184 177
1 no and 1 undecided.



Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:18 PM (2eMOL)

Twice the alimony.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:20 PM (KnJdm)

No, I think that would be for the gal with two heads.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (ynpvh)

185 Or is that two gals with one body?

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (ynpvh)

186 When a woman with two vagines meets a forked tongue man . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

187 Vag only homunculus?

Posted by: klaftern at November 20, 2020 08:22 PM (RuIsu)

188
Jim Breuer is alright.
Support him if you ever get the chance.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:22 PM (QMRpq)

189 Heh. If you look at the face, Rolo could be my cat Buddy's twin brother.

Bud's a longhair, however...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 20, 2020 08:22 PM (ZSK0i)

190 186 When a woman with two vagines meets a forked tongue man . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

Every girl's crazy 'bout a fork-tongued man!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:22 PM (nakwk)

191 Nothing but cats. Cats all the way down.

LOL Can't believe I fell for that!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 20, 2020 08:22 PM (5FCda)

192 My cats act like dogs. Always want to be with people, snuggle, etc. but every now and then they remember they are cats and will scratch me for no reason other than because fuck your thats why.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 08:22 PM (qE9bS)

193 omg they're zip-lining with their dogs

why hasn't anyone thought of this before

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2020 08:23 PM (C+F5p)

194 Or is that two gals with one body?
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (ynpvh)



Beware. Getting the appropriate consent can be treacherous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:23 PM (wPVhA)

195 Second look at Siamese twins? One could be making sammiches.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:23 PM (KnJdm)

196 194
Or is that two gals with one body?

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (ynpvh)





Beware. Getting the appropriate consent can be treacherous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:23 PM (wPVhA)

Actually, I wondered about that before. My guess it has to be unanimous, and either one can retract consent at any time.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:24 PM (ynpvh)

197 Two Vaginas is Jim Acosta's Sioux name.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:24 PM (2eMOL)

198 195
Second look at Siamese twins? One could be making sammiches.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:23 PM (KnJdm)

Wouldn't that be more of a taco?

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:24 PM (ynpvh)

199 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM (KnJdm)

Ok, so kind of like when my Mom figured out that I was the one who ate an entire row of fig newtons when I was a kid. Yes, I was guilty.

Thanks for the good explanation.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:24 PM (9UmRs)

200 Okay went to Sarah Carter's Twitter and it's 2349 which is a lot less.

Posted by: blaster



That's annoying. Now if the rest of the Counties in PA are forced by the Trump Campaign to do the same thing, Trump will win the State.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:24 PM (BM2fS)

201 Semi feral yard cats coming along nice with help from neighbor. Creamsicle ready to be inside cat but issues with current co renters in his portion of property. All black less skittish every week. Both good kittehs. Would scoop up all black but this is a parrot household, so, priorities!

Posted by: Banned at November 20, 2020 08:25 PM (DPqb/)

202 Every girl's crazy 'bout a fork-tongued man!
Posted by: Insomniac

Member of the Bar, baby.

Posted by: pick up and put down lines at November 20, 2020 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)

203 Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:24 PM (9UmRs)

Pretty much.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 08:25 PM (KnJdm)

204 What are the chances of two vaginas having a headache at the same time ?

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:25 PM (2eMOL)

205 I like kittehs but that last cat is unusually ugly.

Wait. Don't tell me that's a -

Come. On.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (0TB8E)

206 I think Ajax would be pissing on some people below if I ever took him zip lining. There might also be some more solid surprises.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (BJiVW)

207 When I was a ute, I had a stray tabby running around our property.

He wasn't all that friendly, but he had gigantic balls on him. Like ping pong balls.

One day he came into the back porch, did a pirouette and a couple of figure eights, then dropped dead and pissed a huge puddle.

I buried him in the back yard. I dug the hole too short so I had to break him in half to fit in there.

RIP Big Balls.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (R/m4+)

208 Any reading recommendations for those interested in learning about civil unrest?

Posted by: Matt in Texas at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (lMAf3)

209 Everyone ready to have a "safe" Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (QMRpq)

Mom's friend told her today that she's worried because there might be more than 10 people at her house for Thanksgiving. I said, obviously she didn't hear Inslee right. NOBODY from outside your household is allowed unless they quarantine for 14 days beforehand. Or for 7 days with a negative Covid test.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (KuT6N)

210 205
I like kittehs but that last cat is unusually ugly.



Wait. Don't tell me that's a -



Come. On.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (0TB8E)

Flying fruit CAT.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (ynpvh)

211 One of the vaginas is the usual kind.

The other is vagina dentata.

You must choose . . . wisely.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (BM2fS)

212 75 Cats rule
Dogs drool
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 08:01 PM

They sure do drool. My dog wants her night time snack.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:27 PM (9UmRs)

213 Is a flat cat the same as a sail cat?

Posted by: Deep Purple at November 20, 2020 08:27 PM (63Dwl)

214 @207 you mutilated a dead cat ?!

*moves away from Hairyback Guy

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)

215 205 I like kittehs but that last cat is unusually ugly.

Wait. Don't tell me that's a -

Come. On.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (0TB8E)

Die flederkatze

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:27 PM (nakwk)

216 207 When I was a ute, I had a stray tabby running around our property.

He wasn't all that friendly, but he had gigantic balls on him. Like ping pong balls.

One day he came into the back porch, did a pirouette and a couple of figure eights, then dropped dead and pissed a huge puddle.

I buried him in the back yard. I dug the hole too short so I had to break him in half to fit in there.

RIP Big Balls.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (R/m4+)

I'm laughing way too hard at this story.

Poor Big Balls.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:27 PM (2eMOL)

217
If I tried to take Dan or Val zip lining they'd break the cable. Both weigh a ton, none of it brains.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 08:28 PM (mht8P)

218 Two vag woman's dream date.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Bowling champion at November 20, 2020 08:28 PM (FHobP)

219 214
@207 you mutilated a dead cat ?!



*moves away from Hairyback Guy

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)

He made it fit. Now, why he didn't dig a larger hole...

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:28 PM (ynpvh)

220 183
oops, meant to congratulate you, too, washrivergal, !

it can be hard to get a good one at this time of year.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (WHOsw)

++++
We are not allowed to amass as a family in this state on Thanksgiving.But we are going to do so anyway, with people coming from out of state,too.These are very strange and uncommon times we are living in.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:28 PM (66BnU)

221

"Why do you ask, two vaginas stinking?"

Posted by: Crude Indian at November 20, 2020 08:28 PM (vAIGZ)

222 209 Everyone ready to have a "safe" Thanksgiving?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (QMRpq)

Mom's friend told her today that she's worried because there might be more than 10 people at her house for Thanksgiving. I said, obviously she didn't hear Inslee right. NOBODY from outside your household is allowed unless they quarantine for 14 days beforehand. Or for 7 days with a negative Covid test.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (KuT6N)

------------------------------

We will be violating our gov's orders, and attending a Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:28 PM (CAJOC)

223 I think I'm old enough to be a cougar....

Wait,did I say "be"? I meant "own."

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (0TB8E)

224 Law Firm Kirkland and Ellis Withdraws From Representing Pennsylvania Secretary of State After One of its Associates Threatened Trump Attorney

Posted by: ZZZZZZZZ at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (ft4IM)

225 The two pussy woman should get together with the two dick guy, and have four titted kids or something



Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (E4Ltn)

________



I have four nipples (mammary glands, the lower pair quite small and in the midsection area of the mammary line); it's not as uncommon as you'd think (and I believe they'll remove them from young girls so they don't swell during puberty/preganancy).

Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg)

226 Fig Newtons.

When I was 4 it seemed like a good idea to eat a whole package and go play on the swing set.

Never touched them again.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)

227 Not a cat guy either, but pet abandonment is awful.

Those people suck.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM

Agree. I would have tried to fit that cat in with the two dogs in my house, if the cat would accept it.
Can't stand people that dump pets.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (9UmRs)

228 208 start with the green book IRA terrorist manual and other related materials to The Troubles

Posted by: Crude Indian at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (vAIGZ)

229 One of the vaginas is the usual kind.

The other is vagina dentata.

You must choose . . . wisely.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (BM2fS)


Oh, I know this one. You're supposed to ask "which one would the other guard tell me to use"?

Something like that. Shit. I need some paper and a pencil.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)

230 If I googled long cat ONT would it come up?

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (9sWOw)

231 226 Fig Newtons.

When I was 4 it seemed like a good idea to eat a whole package and go play on the swing set.

Never touched them again.
Posted by: blaster

"Here's the tricky part - The Big, Fig, Newtonnnnnnn!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (Rvt88)

232 222
209 Everyone ready to have a "safe" Thanksgiving?



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:21 PM (QMRpq)



Mom's friend told her today that she's worried because there might
be more than 10 people at her house for Thanksgiving. I said, obviously
she didn't hear Inslee right. NOBODY from outside your household is
allowed unless they quarantine for 14 days beforehand. Or for 7 days
with a negative Covid test.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench

TRUMP WON

at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (KuT6N)



------------------------------



We will be violating our gov's orders, and attending a Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:28 PM (CAJOC)

I saw something earlier. Limits to 6 people for a meal, but 30 for a funeral, so I invited my friends to come over for a funeral service for my pet turkey on Thursday. Refreshments will be served.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (ynpvh)

233 We will be violating our gov's orders, and attending a Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:28 PM (CAJOC)

Glad to hear it. That order is complete bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (KuT6N)

234 Oh, I know this one. You're supposed to ask "which one would the other guard tell me to use"?

Something like that. Shit. I need some paper and a pencil.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)


No you go to the one with the bad haircut.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (ZfRYq)

235 One day he came into the back porch, did a pirouette and a couple of figure eights, then dropped dead and pissed a huge puddle.

That's how I want to go out.


Not screaming in helpless terror like the passengers in grandad's car.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (4I/2K)

236 I saw something earlier. Limits to 6 people for a meal, but 30 for a funeral, so I invited my friends to come over for a funeral service for my pet turkey on Thursday. Refreshments will be served.
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (ynpvh)


Eeeexcellent.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:32 PM (0TB8E)

237 Dartist, Dead and Co show listening to has Wheel post D/S.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 08:32 PM (PUmDY)

238 Any reading recommendations for those interested in learning about civil unrest?
Posted by: Matt in Texas at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (lMAf3)

Buy guns and ammo

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2020 08:32 PM (oAY8z)

239 As was threatened last night, I have accumulated a partial list of music acts mentioned in last night's Cafe.

My nic is a link to the post on my almost completely moribund blog.

I wish to point out that this list of ~170 music acts is from slightly more than one half of the 700+ comments on that thread.

I may or may not get through the rest of the thread and update my post accordingly.

I'd have posted it here but the length thereof would have been borderline Barrel-worthy.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2020 08:32 PM (NiXyF)

240 @sidneypowell1 is now retweeting @BenKTallmadge about Carlyle Group and its China links, with Dominion included.

Posted by: Another rabbit hole of unclear relevance at November 20, 2020 08:32 PM (BBWrU)

241 Didn't long cat ONT break the blog?

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:32 PM (ZfRYq)

242 We will be violating our gov's orders, and attending a Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:28 PM (CAJOC)

________


People like us will be arrested and prosecuted for violating unconstitutional writs of tyrannical whims before any of the Deep State traitors who violated multiple black-letter law felony statutes. *spit*

Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)

243 "Here's the tricky part - The Big, Fig, Newtonnnnnnn!!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (Rvt8

Ha! I remember that ad!

Thing is, Fig Newtons give me heartburn like nothing I've ever eaten. No idea why.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who's with me!! at November 20, 2020 08:32 PM (x8Wzq)

244 225
The two pussy woman should get together with the two dick guy, and have four titted kids or something





Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 20, 2020 08:15 PM (E4Ltn)

________



I
have four nipples (mammary glands, the lower pair quite small and in
the midsection area of the mammary line); it's not as uncommon as you'd
think (and I believe they'll remove them from young girls so they don't
swell during puberty/preganancy).


Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg)

Nipples can grow in strange places. One gal had a nipple on her HEEL. Can't find the article now.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (ynpvh)

245 Something like that. Shit. I need some paper and a pencil.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)

No you go to the one with the bad haircut.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (ZfRYq)


Wait, you can leave the fox and the grain on the far side of the river, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (t+qrx)

246
I saw something earlier. Limits to 6 people for a meal, but 30 for a funeral, so I invited my friends to come over for a funeral service for my pet turkey on Thursday. Refreshments will be served.
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (ynpvh)

__________

Both the spirit and the letter of the law must be followed. What do you think this is, an election?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (mht8P)

247
start with the green book IRA terrorist manual and other related materials to The Troubles
Posted by: Crude Indian


The Trouble with Troubles

Posted by: Cyrano Jones at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (63Dwl)

248 229 One of the vaginas is the usual kind.

The other is vagina dentata.

You must choose . . . wisely.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:26 PM (BM2fS)

Oh, I know this one. You're supposed to ask "which one would the other guard tell me to use"?

Something like that. Shit. I need some paper and a pencil.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:30 PM (t+qrx)

One vagina always lies. The other one always tells the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (nakwk)

249 224 On there's a shocker, a Leftist pulling a Strong arm tactic

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (9sWOw)

250 Nipples can grow in strange places. One gal had a nipple on her HEEL. Can't find the article now.
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (ynpvh)

Would be interesting to have one on one's forehead....

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (0TB8E)

251 226 Fig Newtons.

When I was 4 it seemed like a good idea to eat a whole package and go play on the swing set.

Never touched them again.
Posted by: blaster

"Here's the tricky part - The Big, Fig, Newtonnnnnnn!!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (Rvt8



Screen door.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (AaxYV)

252 I wish to point out that this list of ~170 music acts is from slightly more than one half of the 700+ comments on that thread.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2020 08:32 PM (NiXyF)


OK, that's impressive.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (t+qrx)

253 Hello. 'Tis I.

It's Friday night! Pizza night at Rancho Webworko. Milady has just poured the crust in the pan. With luck, the finished pizza will be out of the oven before the ONT.

And for tonight's movie, something sweet and mellow, a romantic comedy, with Sandra Bullock. While You Were Sleeping Gravity. (a/k/a Speed in Spaaaace).

Gravity - it's kind of the opposite plot of The Martian.
___

Trump Won in a Landslide!

Posted by: mindful webworker-elect
Click for a workshop
at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (NJ+n1)

254 Every girl's crazy 'bout a fork-tongued man!

Posted by: Insomniac


Heeheeheehee

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

255 Wait, you can leave the fox and the grain on the far side of the river, right?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (t+qrx)


You have no idea how apropos this is for me today. So thanks for it. It makes me laugh.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)

256 Our governor can suck my dick.

We're looking at 35 people for Thanksgivng.

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (2eMOL)

257 >Any reading recommendations for those interested in learning about civil unrest?
Posted by: Matt in Texas



sorry man
the thread's gone all gynecological

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (iTXRQ)

258 250
Nipples can grow in strange places. One gal had a nipple on her HEEL. Can't find the article now.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (ynpvh)



Would be interesting to have one on one's forehead....

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (0TB8E)

Might be hard to pick it out in India. I denounce myself.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:35 PM (ynpvh)

259 Heh.

Gave fig newtons to uncle while fishing. Took him an hour to get all of the seeds out from beneath his denture plate!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Bowling champion at November 20, 2020 08:35 PM (FHobP)

260 You have no idea how apropos this is for me today. So thanks for it. It makes me laugh.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)


Well that just made my evening.

The Kyle Rittenhouse news did too, but not personally.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

261
Would be interesting to have one on one's forehead....

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (0TB8E)

"Hey! My nipple's up HERE!"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:36 PM (nakwk)

262 I love fig newtons.

No more than 5 at a time, though.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:36 PM (2eMOL)

263 Might be hard to pick it out in India. I denounce myself.
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:35 PM (ynpvh)

Terrible. Just terrible.

Lol.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:36 PM (0TB8E)

264 The other is vagina dentata.

You must choose . . . wisely.
Posted by: Sharkman

The Ladyparts or the Tiger

Posted by: Miklos may have had to read that at November 20, 2020 08:36 PM (QzkSJ)

265 255
Wait, you can leave the fox and the grain on the far side of the river, right?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (t+qrx)



You have no idea how apropos this is for me today. So thanks for it. It makes me laugh.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)

Eat the chicken, blame the fox, become a Congressman.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

266 246
I saw something earlier. Limits to 6 people for a meal, but 30 for a funeral, so I invited my friends to come over for a funeral service for my pet turkey on Thursday. Refreshments will be served.
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:31 PM (ynpvh)

__________

Both the spirit and the letter of the law must be followed. What do you think this is, an election?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 08:33 PM (mht8P)

---------------------------------

Law? What law? Last I checked, none of this went through the legislature.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (CAJOC)

267 Would be interesting to have one on one's forehead....

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (0TB8E)

"Hey! My nipple's up HERE!"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:36 PM (nakwk)

At least guys would look at your face when you talked.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (0TB8E)

268 I want to apologize again to f'd for misreading his post on the JJ thread. Not enough coffee.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (QoPXA)

269 "Hey! My nipple's up HERE!"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:36 PM (nakwk)

At least guys would look at your face when you talked.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (0TB8E)

Sure. They'd start getting a little cross-eyed, but sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (nakwk)

270 What are the chances of two vaginas having a headache at the same time ?

Posted by: jsg




200%

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (BM2fS)

271 256
Our governor can suck my dick.



We're looking at 35 people for Thanksgivng.



Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (2eMOL)

Be careful, he may enjoy it.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

272 "We've unearthed a global, criminal conspiracy that is just mind-blowing. And we've only scratched a tip of the iceberg" - Sidney Powell

Posted by: No Titanic analogies, please at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (BBWrU)

273 I'd never do that, Chique.

I'm an ass man.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2020 08:38 PM (UDapT)

274 272 "We've unearthed a global, criminal conspiracy that is just mind-blowing. And we've only scratched a tip of the iceberg" - Sidney Powell
Posted by: No Titanic analogies, please at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (BBWrU)

Just the tip?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:38 PM (nakwk)

275 Nipples on her shoulder blades would make slow dancing very interesting . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 08:38 PM (4I/2K)

276 270 What are the chances of two vaginas having a headache at the same time ?

Posted by: jsg




200%
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (BM2fS)

Yeah. Those odds seem pretty plausible.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:38 PM (2eMOL)

277 Our governor can suck my dick.



We're looking at 35 people for Thanksgivng.



Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:34 PM (2eMOL)

Be careful, he may enjoy it.

Posted by: jim




Have everyone park at the local Park N Ride and take Ubers to your house.

35 people in the house. One car in the driveway.

Fuck you, Inslee.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:38 PM (BM2fS)

278 "We've unearthed a global, criminal conspiracy that is just mind-blowing. And we've only scratched a tip of the iceberg" - Sidney Powell
Posted by: No Titanic analogies, please at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (BBWrU)


Honest? Just the tip?

Posted by: A Really Hot, But Naive College Girl at November 20, 2020 08:39 PM (wPVhA)

279 In this weekend's Food Thread, CBD will be sharing tips on how to prepare, bake and serve any Karens who show up to complain about your family's Thanksgiving celebration.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)

280 I should clarify, Mom's friend is worried about neighbors ratting her out, not about the 'rona.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:39 PM (KuT6N)

281 "People who leave their kittehs behind suck..."

It's a real problem these days.

Posted by: attila has issues at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (w7KSn)

282 280 I should clarify, Mom's friend is worried about neighbors ratting her out, not about the 'rona.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:39 PM (KuT6N)

That's a much higher risk.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (nakwk)

283 I should clarify, Mom's friend is worried about neighbors ratting her out, not about the 'rona.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:39 PM (KuT6N)

Stalinism

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

284 At least guys would look at your face when you talked.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (0TB8E)

Sure. They'd start getting a little cross-eyed, but sure.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (nakwk)

I'd never do that, Chique.

I'm an ass man.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2020 08:38 PM (UDapT)


We're moving up plans for the SMH, Ladyl, and chique Finishing School for Boisterous Morons.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (0TB8E)

285 This is how it happens.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

286 279-
Sous Vide, no less...

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (y1Mvi)

287 280 I should clarify, Mom's friend is worried about neighbors ratting her out, not about the 'rona.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:39 PM (KuT6N)

I'm ready for retribution.

WAR.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (2eMOL)

288 Heel nipple is funny stuff. Thank you.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (PUmDY)

289 270 What are the chances of two vaginas having a headache at the same time ?



Posted by: jsg









200%

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:37 PM (BM2fS)


No, 250%

Posted by: Dominion Vaginas at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (4I/2K)

290 DBCooper, Karens taste best with their natural juices!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

291 238 Matt in Texas, Kill or Get Killed (by Rex Applegate--WWII legend).

Rex was a security consultant post WWII and has some things to say about riots, etc.

Posted by: whig at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (pO7gM)

292 Fig Newtons are one of those foods that I never cared for as a kid, but came to enjoy as I got older. Potica is another one.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (CAJOC)

293 I should clarify, Mom's friend is worried about neighbors ratting her out, not about the 'rona.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:39 PM (KuT6N)

Stalinism
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)



The ghost of young Pavlik Morozov smiles down on us.

Posted by: A Really Hot, But Naive College Girl at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (wPVhA)

294 "want to apologize again to f'd for misreading his post on the JJ thread. "

Aww but that's not needed. I have a very thick skull, I mean skin.

Posted by: f'd at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (ddIir)

295 There is a special place in hell for people who abandon their pets.

Conversely, there is a special place in heaven for the angels who rescue those abandoned animals.

Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (ZCiJZ)

296 ahem

Posted by: Big, Bouncing, Delicious Boobies at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (CLteG)

297 Jordan61 , what is the worse that can happen to your mom if they call on her ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)

298 Dominion lawyered up ?

Yeah, okay.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (2eMOL)

299
226 Fig Newtons.



When I was 4 it seemed like a good idea to eat a whole package and go play on the swing set.



Never touched them again.

Posted by: blaster

++++
My ex said when he was about 10 or so, he went to a carnival, ate two corn-dogs, went on some swirling Farris wheel type ride and threw up - all over everyone in his cage. Would never eat another corn-dog after that experience.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (66BnU)

300 Breast are great, but I always considered them mere signposts to the promised land.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (UvBAo)

301 *worst

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

302 We have actually reached the point in society where blackout blinds are advisable for holding a Thanksgiving celebration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (wPVhA)

303 226 Fig Newtons.

When I was 4 it seemed like a good idea to eat a whole package and go play on the swing set.

Never touched them again.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)

Yeah, you see I stopped at a row, or half the package. No way Mom was gonna let that pass when there were 6 other kids in the house.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (9UmRs)

304 "Conversely, there is a special place in heaven for the angels who rescue those abandoned animals."

Lord, I hope so, 'coz I ain't gettin' in the normal way.

Posted by: attila has issues at November 20, 2020 08:43 PM (w7KSn)

305 One of my cats brought in a bat in the midle of the day and they all got rabies boosters

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 08:43 PM (vcQ+J)

306 Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:39 PM (KuT6N)

Stalinism
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

Ah, that explains why we had to be so quiet all the time.

Posted by: Anne Frank at November 20, 2020 08:43 PM (x8Wzq)

307 we've only scratched a tip

Some guys pay pretty good money for that kind of action.

Posted by: Dominion Vaginas at November 20, 2020 08:43 PM (4I/2K)

308 300
Breast are great, but I always considered them mere signposts to the promised land.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (UvBAo)

Hopefully gravity has not made them point the way.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

309 308 300
Breast are great, but I always considered them mere signposts to the promised land.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (UvBAo)

Hopefully gravity has not made them point the way.
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

Or overshoot the destination...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:44 PM (nakwk)

310

Naval Special Warfare was looking for a pre-packaged off-the-shelf snack that could be used post-workout and as needed at considerable cost savings versus the high-end nutrition bars.

They selected Fig Newtons.

Posted by: Crude Indian at November 20, 2020 08:44 PM (vAIGZ)

311 I draw the line at nipples on nipples.

Posted by: f'd at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (ddIir)

312 ATTENTION IN THE COMPOUND!


DS Arms got a shipment of CCI Mil-Spec 556 primers.

$295/5000

gett'em while you can

that is all

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (2NQZE)

313 Dr. Dave Janda

@docdhj

22h
As far as evidence,Tucker isn't dumb... he is in fact owned.His goal was to get @SidneyPowell1
to show her sources & methods. In the process it would have put them in harm's way & possibly inadmissible in court.Besides the last evidence Tucker had he lost it in the mail: Busted!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (oVJmc)

314 Jordan61 , what is the worse that can happen to your mom if they call on her ?

Posted by: runner




Jordan61's Mom reads a copy of the Declaration of Independence and US Constitution to a Gendarme who comes to her door, while her 35 relatives stand behind her with Shotguns.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (BM2fS)

315 300
Breast are great, but I always considered them mere signposts to the promised land.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (UvBAo)

Hey, I've always loved fig newtons. I don't buy them often, because the box doesn't last me for more than a day or two.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

316 Wifey brought home some strawberry newtons one time.

Don't get strawberry newtons.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (2eMOL)

317 I remember watching a documentary called Chatterbox. Don't remember if there were molars and incisors involved.

Posted by: Stinky Pete at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (Yd44b)

318 A nipple and two vaginas walk into a bar with a piece of string...

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2020 08:46 PM (+ya+t)

319
Hopefully gravity has not made them point the way.
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

Or overshoot the destination...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:44 PM (nakwk)

Jim and Insomniac, report to the principal's office.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:46 PM (0TB8E)

320 My ex said when he was about 10 or so, he went to a
carnival, ate two corn-dogs, went on some swirling Farris wheel type
ride and threw up - all over everyone in his cage. Would never eat
another corn-dog after that experience.


Posted by: washrivergal


Midnight Mass. A trail of liquified fritos up the aisle and out the door.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 08:46 PM (UvBAo)

321 Jordan61's Mom reads a copy of the Declaration of Independence and US Constitution to a Gendarme who comes to her door, while her 35 relatives stand behind her with Shotguns.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (BM2fS)


It would be courageous, but Thanksgiving dinner would be pretty much ruined after holding off the feds at gunpoint.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:46 PM (wPVhA)

322 315
300

Breast are great, but I always considered them mere signposts to the promised land.




Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (UvBAo)

Hey, I've always loved fig newtons. I don't buy them often, because the box doesn't last me for more than a day or two.


Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (ynpvh)

Okay, cut and paste fail. LOL. Let's try that again, shall we?
310




Naval Special Warfare was looking for a pre-packaged off-the-shelf
snack that could be used post-workout and as needed at considerable cost
savings versus the high-end nutrition bars.



They selected Fig Newtons.

Posted by: Crude Indian at November 20, 2020 08:44 PM (vAIGZ)

Hey, I've always loved fig newtons. I don't buy them often, because the box doesn't last me for more than a day or two.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:46 PM (ynpvh)

323 Nipples on nipples
And whiskers on kittens
Twice the vagina
For two times the stickin'
Cougars and fruitbats
All tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:47 PM (nakwk)

324 It would be courageous, but Thanksgiving dinner would be pretty much ruined after holding off the feds at gunpoint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:46 PM (wPVhA)


It would be a hard act to follow next year.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)

325 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:40 PM (0TB8E)

Isn't there an Irish saying that the worst of boys make the best of men? I think that is what Bill Bennett used to say on his radio show.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (9UmRs)

326 Thanks f'd. Been one of those weeks. Then I found out Thanksgiving is at my house and not kidlet's as planned.

*sigh*

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (QoPXA)

327 RE: Thanksgiving COVID orders, Bozo Conservative and I talked about this today in a roundabout way.


Perhaps now is the time to take a stand with those you know, including your relatives. If they are Karens, and are fully OK with the nightmare that Biden will put us into, you might want to think twice about inviting them to your Thanksgiving meal. Or even telling them about it. Or even talking to them, since all it might do is enrage you. That's where I'm at now; there are people who I just can't talk to due to their overbearing self righteous liberal stupidity.


Until our National Nightmare is over, it might be best not to have certain people in our lives and to do a bit of a relationship quarantine.

Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (ZCiJZ)

328 It would be courageous, but Thanksgiving dinner would be pretty much ruined after holding off the feds at gunpoint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:46 PM (wPVhA)

The family that slays together, stays together.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (2eMOL)

329 Cats are but bats

Except they have no wings!

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (KqiMr)

330 319


Hopefully gravity has not made them point the way.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:44 PM (ynpvh)



Or overshoot the destination...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:44 PM (nakwk)



Jim and Insomniac, report to the principal's office.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:46 PM (0TB8E)

Will there be spanking involved?

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

331 Jordan61 , what is the worse that can happen to your mom if they call on her ?
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)

It's my mom's friend, not my mom. I have no idea what would happen. A fine, maybe? I doubt they are going to haul a 70-something year old lady to jail.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (KuT6N)

332 I remember watching a documentary called Chatterbox. Don't remember if there were molars and incisors involved.

Posted by: Stinky Pete




"A young woman who works in a beauty parlor discovers that her vagina can talk, which causes her no end of trouble."

Hmmm. Looks like it might be funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (BM2fS)

333 Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (0TB8E)

334
Fig Newtons are like Coffee. It's for Adults.

Also, Biscotti.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (QMRpq)

335 Breast are great, but I always considered them mere signposts to the promised land.




Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (UvBAo)

Hey, I've always loved fig newtons. I don't buy them often, because the box doesn't last me for more than a day or two.


Posted by: jim



Heh, we have the definition of "non-sequitur".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (UvBAo)

336 Jordan61's Mom reads a copy of the Declaration of Independence and US Constitution to a Gendarme who comes to her door, while her 35 relatives stand behind her with Shotguns.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:45 PM (BM2fS)

not bad, not bad at all

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)

337 Nipples on nipples
And whiskers on kittens
Twice the vagina
For two times the stickin'
Cougars and fruitbats
All tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:47 PM (nakwk)

Well.

I think this sums up the thread nicely.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (x8Wzq)

338 President-Elect Shibumi

Have you nursed Bozo Conservative back to health yet?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

339 297 Jordan61 , what is the worse that can happen to your mom if they call on her ?
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)

-----------------------------

Where I'm at, could be a $1000 fine or 3 months in jail.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (CAJOC)

340 Will there be spanking involved?
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

I give up.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (0TB8E)

341 @VoteGoldJen 2h
The police just came to my house because I'm trying to organize a protest at Ned Stabler's house (MI). They somehow accessed a private message to @MichaelCoudrey.

Posted by: So, @jack = Big Brother at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (BBWrU)

342 Thank you, Mistress Chique.

May I have another?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (UDapT)

343 Had a dream last night that I had a baby kitten curled up in my lap.

What could it mean?

Did I psychically predict Aces cat thread?

Or is there a deeper meaning?

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (KqiMr)

344 Jim and Insomniac, report to the principal's office.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:46 PM (0TB8E)

Apparently I've been naughty...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (nakwk)

345 Posted by: whig at November 20, 2020 08:41 PM (pO7gM)

That must be a good book, it goes for $125 on the amazon.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (9UmRs)

346 Lol. Literally demons. Video puts a great spin on demonic manifestation.
The Left when Title 50 and the insurrection act is in play.

twitter.com/xXshink3nXx/status/1329506814350733313

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (WDeid)

347 302
We have actually reached the point in society where blackout blinds are advisable for holding a Thanksgiving celebration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (wPVhA)

+++++
I have only seen this kind of intimidation structuring peoples' lives in old black and white movies about WWII. It is really hard to contemplate what is upon us right now.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (66BnU)

348 It would be courageous, but Thanksgiving dinner would be pretty much ruined after holding off the feds at gunpoint.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)



The move after the reading of sacred documents is to invite the gendarmes in for dinner. They'll probably say yes if they're locals. Doubt El Federales will be responding to T'G' violations.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (BM2fS)

349
anyone remember KENNY STABLER??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (QMRpq)

350 The audio version of Barry Obama's latest autobiography runs for 29 hours.

A Christmas gift idea, for someone you don't like very much!

I..I..I..I..I..I..I..I..I..I....

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 20, 2020 08:51 PM (I2/tG)

351 chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!

Your Majesty, You will always be Queen of our hearts, not cougar in our minds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

352 Fred biletnikoff

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 08:51 PM (JKNZq)

353 clutch at 303, I just this very instant finished eating 10 fig newtons and drinking a big glass of eggnog.

Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2020 08:51 PM (XhWtx)

354


All of this about bats and cats and not a single video of Adam West and Julie Newmar. Sad.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 08:51 PM (IBtWv)

355 My 14 year old autistic son secretly gorged himself on our shrimp buffet reception prior to my oldest's high school graduation. The eruption on the three rows of celebrants beneath us is now legendary notorious. Can't ever show up in that town again.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (9d9rX)

356 349
anyone remember KENNY STABLER??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (QMRpq)

Raiders QB. Southpaw.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (2eMOL)

357 It's my mom's friend, not my mom. I have no idea what would happen. A fine, maybe? I doubt they are going to haul a 70-something year old lady to jail.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (KuT6N)


I guess doing it anyway and telling whoever shows up to quit trespassing and get lost is not an option ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

358 Cliff Branch

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (CLteG)

359
Fred biletnikoff
Posted by: notsothoreau


Well done.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (QMRpq)

360
I draw the line at nipples on nipples.
Posted by: f'd


How about raindrops on roses?

Posted by: Julie Andrews at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (63Dwl)

361 Apparently I've been naughty...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (nakwk)

You not being naughty would be a big event.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (0TB8E)

362 Have you nursed Bozo Conservative back to health yet?



I did very little nursing. We were very, very lucky in that on his second visit to the hospital he got admitted, and almost got the Presidential treatment. Lots and lots of drugs that made him feel better almost immediately. We're guessing the insurance cost will be $50,000 for 2.5 days.


B.C. and I wrote a post about our COVID experience for Mis Hum and unless something unexpected happens, it will be posted tomorrow morning on the coffee thread.

Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (ZCiJZ)

363 30 Cats for supper?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 20, 2020 07:54 PM (HaL55)


Nom, nom, nom

Hey, we're eating! A little privacy please?

Posted by: coyotes and cougars at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (sy5kK)

364 Frayed knot.

-just the punchline

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (+ya+t)

365 TheQuietMan

We know how to get that info. No help needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

366 357 It's my mom's friend, not my mom. I have no idea what would happen. A fine, maybe? I doubt they are going to haul a 70-something year old lady to jail.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (KuT6N)


I guess doing it anyway and telling whoever shows up to quit trespassing and get lost is not an option ?
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

I'd prefer the pointing a shotgun and "GIT OFF MUH LAND!" scenario.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (nakwk)

367 anyone remember KENNY STABLER??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales



Kenny Stabler? Of cour....ummm, no, how old do you think we are, anyway?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (UvBAo)

368 It would be courageous, but Thanksgiving dinner would be pretty much ruined after holding off the feds at gunpoint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


I appreciate your immediate point, but pretty soon the whole country and our way of life will be ruined if we don't start standing up for our rights.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (ZCiJZ)

369 356 349
anyone remember KENNY STABLER??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (QMRpq)

Raiders QB. Southpaw.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (2eMOL)

The Snake.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (H3MF8)

370 Your Majesty, You will always be Queen of our hearts, not cougar in our minds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

My, how sweet, dear sir.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (0TB8E)

371 I was a big Oakland Raiders fan when Stabler was QB. I remember one game where he marched them down the field in like the last two minutes and scored a winning touchdown. Loved watching them play.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (JKNZq)

372 @VoteGoldJen 2h

The police just came to my house because I'm trying to organize a
protest at Ned Stabler's house (MI). They somehow accessed a private
message to @MichaelCoudrey.

Posted by: So, @jack = Big Brother at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (BBWrU)


She should have said she was Antifa attacking Trump supporters at her house. The cops would have looked the other way.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 08:54 PM (IBtWv)

373 President-Elect Shibumi

Thank you. Glad he is much better. And that you are doing OK as well.

I will look for the info tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

374 anyone remember KENNY STABLER??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales



The Snake.

Winner of Super Bowl XI, along with Fred Biletnikoff, Willie Brown, Dave Casper, Ray Guy, Ted Hendricks, Art Shell, and Gene Upshaw.

How could I forget?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:54 PM (BM2fS)

375 Darryl Lamonica

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 20, 2020 08:54 PM (CLteG)

376 Just sat outside and had dinner at a restaurant with the fam. Enjoyable. Highlight was a pickup with huge Trump flags drove right thru the downtown. Right here in lib Illinois. Fuck you fat fuck pritzker.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 20, 2020 08:54 PM (SScvq)

377 364
Frayed knot.

-just the punchline


Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (+ya+t)

So THAT'S what happened the strings that were in here earlier...

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:54 PM (ynpvh)

378 The Snake was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

379 From Twatter:

Effective November 20, 2020, ordered pursuant to Title 28, United States Code, Section 42. Look who is in charge of MI, WI, PA, and GA:

Flag of United States
Flexed biceps

MI - Brett M. Kavanaugh
WI - Amy Coney Barrett
PA - Samuel A. Alito
GA - Clarence Thomas

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 08:55 PM (VikfB)

380 Steve Grogan aka The Neck.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:55 PM (2eMOL)

381 >>371 I was a big Oakland Raiders fan when Stabler was QB.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 08:53 PM (JKNZq)

"The Snake."

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2020 08:55 PM (xK9An)

382
Ken Stabler was before my time. So was Terry Bradshaw.

By the time I knew who Terry Bradshaw was, he was in the Burt Reynolds movie Hooper.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:55 PM (QMRpq)

383 341 @VoteGoldJen 2h
The police just came to my house because I'm trying to organize a protest at Ned Stabler's house (MI). They somehow accessed a private message to @MichaelCoudrey.
Posted by: So, @jack = Big Brother at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (BBWrU)

Maybe somehow narced to the cops, instead odiferous an intercepted message.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:56 PM (9UmRs)

384 Shibumi, Bozo has Covid? Oh no. I'm really sorry. Sounds like he had an awful time of it. Glad he is doing better.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2020 08:56 PM (/669Q)

385 Jim Plunkett lol

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 20, 2020 08:56 PM (CLteG)

386 @374...great twitter site: Super 70s Sports. No politics, just funny commentary on 70s (and 80s) sports and pop culture. Ken Stabler is its starting QB.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (evxBY)

387 He and Eli Gold were amazing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (PUmDY)

388 Double vaginas, quadruple nipples, and fig newtons....

wait, wait, I know the punchline to this one...

Quadruple Nipples, Butthole Surfers, somewhere, somewhen...

_____________
Trump Won in a Landslide!

Posted by: mindful webworker-elect
Click for a workshop
at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (NJ+n1)

389
Larry Czonka!

Still alive, btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (QMRpq)

390 Looking at some of the cooked COVID numbers for Colorado and several things lead me to believe that we are nearing a substantial level of herd immunity.

In my opinion, if the lockdowns and mask mandates are doing anything, it is to delay the eventual achievement of herd immunity.

But they will not be able to pump up the number of new "cases" indefinitely. The forest fire is running out of fuel.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (m45I2)

391 The police just came to my house because I'm trying to organize a
protest at Ned Stabler's house (MI). They somehow accessed a private
message to @MichaelCoudrey.

Posted by: So, @jack = Big Brother at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (BBWrU)


She should have said she was Antifa attacking Trump supporters at her house. The cops would have looked the other way.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 08:54 PM (IBtWv)


and the reason for the police to be a that person's house is ...what exactly ?????

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)

392 389
Larry Czonka!

Still alive, btw.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (QMRpq)

So is OJ Simpson

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (2eMOL)

393 353 clutch at 303, I just this very instant finished eating 10 fig newtons and drinking a big glass of eggnog.
Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2020 08:51 PM (XhWtx)

My mom would've been very upset with you, Eromero.

Gosh, I miss mom.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (9UmRs)

394 355
My 14 year old autistic son secretly gorged himself on our shrimp buffet
reception prior to my oldest's high school graduation. The eruption on
the three rows of celebrants beneath us is now legendary notorious.
Can't ever show up in that town again.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 20, 2020 08:52 PM (9d9rX)

++++
Can't beat that one.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (66BnU)

395 clutch

I think law enforcement gets a lot of their info from intercepted phone messages.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

396 Just saw an article where China is pimping a study which claims COVID started in Italy. LOL. Yeah, right...
https://tinyurl.com/y22qkfym

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (ynpvh)

397 Clutch,

Rex Applegate was a trainer for OSS and was a compatriot of Fairburn and Sykes (SAS trainers). Later the Kill or Get Killed covers rudimentary unarmed self defense aimed at mayhem for the unskilled, his later chapters deal with riots and how to quell them from a security advisor standpoint. Applegate spent a fair amount of time in troubled places. Later, when he was elderly, some mugger tried to jump that old man who had only a cane. Applegate whipped his butt with that cane because he knew how to fight with one.

Irish did quite a lot with shillelaghs when banned from firearm ownership by the Brits.

Posted by: whig at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (pO7gM)

398 Well, my mom just called me to call off Thanksgiving. My daughter's not coming, nor my sister, nor my brother. Mom is afraid, so I guess I'm not going, either.

Sigh.

Posted by: April at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (OX9vb)

399 Shibumi, Bozo has Covid? Oh no. I'm really sorry. Sounds like he had an awful time of it. Glad he is doing better.



Posted by: bluebell



They think I had it too, but I was never tested; I am going to go get an antibody plasma test next month. We are both OK.

Once again, there is a plan in place for a post tomorrow morning.

Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (ZCiJZ)

400
I just read that Jim Kiick died this year.
I vaguely remember his name.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (QMRpq)

401 Dick Butkus!

Posted by: dartist at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (+ya+t)

402 356 349
anyone remember KENNY STABLER??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (QMRpq)

Raiders QB. Southpaw.

He went to Auburn, I believe.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (9UmRs)

403 398 Well, my mom just called me to call off Thanksgiving. My daughter's not coming, nor my sister, nor my brother. Mom is afraid, so I guess I'm not going, either.

Sigh.
Posted by: April at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (OX9vb)

El sucko. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 08:59 PM (nakwk)

404 Lyle Alzado

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:59 PM (2eMOL)

405 392 So is OJ Simpson

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (2eMOL)

STILL not a Jew

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 08:59 PM (ynpvh)

406 379 From Twatter:

Effective November 20, 2020, ordered pursuant to Title 28, United States Code, Section 42. Look who is in charge of MI, WI, PA, and GA:

Flag of United States
Flexed biceps

MI - Brett M. Kavanaugh
WI - Amy Coney Barrett
PA - Samuel A. Alito
GA - Clarence Thomas
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 08:55 PM (VikfB)

----------------------------

What does this mean, exactly?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 08:59 PM (CAJOC)

407 > My 14 year old autistic son secretly gorged himself on our shrimp buffet reception prior to my oldest's high school graduation.

LOL.

Someone close to me is autistic, and that's EXACTLY the kind of thing he would do. He just doesn't understand "full" if it's something that tastes good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 08:59 PM (VikfB)

408 But they will not be able to pump up the number of new "cases" indefinitely. The forest fire is running out of fuel.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (m45I2)


It'll be like voting, more cases than people.

Posted by: AF at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (S8ePJ)

409 395 NaCly,
Yep, Stingray is a thing and part of the surveillance society. Couple of people got off when their lawyers demanded discovery of police use of such cell phone interceptors.

Posted by: whig at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (pO7gM)

410 Splash the cat shows us all what to do with a mouse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0ZH3VzjZGU

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (W+kMI)

411 Georgia has now certified Biden's victory in their state.



Mmmmm. The lovely taste of MAGA snowflake tears.

Lmfao.

Posted by: President bad loser





Governor Kemp still has to certify tomorrow by 5:00 p.m. for it to be official.

There will be a machine recount requested on Tuesday by the Trump Campaign, and a lawsuit filed to contest the certification as well.

May want to hold off on sucking your own dick in celebration for a bit.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (BM2fS)

412
I remember Grogan because he played for the Patriots.
His replacement was a #1 draft pick, or something like that. He didn't do very well. Eason? Tony Eason?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (QMRpq)

413 Lyle Alzado
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 08:59 PM (2eMOL)

My dad looked just like him. People used to ask him if he was related.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (KuT6N)

414 I miss my mother as well.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (CLteG)

415 I can eat 50 Fig Newtons.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (4I/2K)

416 76 Jim Oh yes I'm very familiar with cat puke. Every single one of my cats likes to puke on the carpet right next to the tile.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (NXGjq)

417 407
> My 14 year old autistic son secretly gorged himself on our shrimp
buffet reception prior to my oldest's high school graduation.



LOL.



Someone close to me is autistic, and that's EXACTLY the kind of
thing he would do. He just doesn't understand "full" if it's something
that tastes good.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 08:59 PM (VikfB)

On the meds I have to take, neither do I. I'm just like Lou, I take meds too.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (ynpvh)

418
Let's count the bats!

ONE bat!

Ah ah ah ah!

Posted by: Count von Count at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (EGyGV)

419 In my opinion, if the lockdowns and mask mandates are doing anything, it is to delay the eventual achievement of herd immunity.

But they will not be able to pump up the number of new "cases" indefinitely. The forest fire is running out of fuel.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (m45I2)

Why don't you believe in SCIENCE(TM)!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (0TB8E)

420 Joe Kapp.

Tough as they come.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (R/m4+)

421
Fuck you, Inslee.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2020 08:38 PM (BM2fS)


This looks like the right topic, relevant and accurate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (sy5kK)

422 Once again, there is a plan in place for a post tomorrow morning.
Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (ZCiJZ)
-----

I will take a look. Very glad you are both okay.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (/669Q)

423 > What does this mean, exactly?

Means they're the primary person who looks at cases coming from those circuits.

I do not think this assignment is a coincidence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (VikfB)

424 Redskins fan for life. Loved to watch games with dad. Shared his frustration with the elusive, talented Roger Staubach.

One Sunday: "Dad?! I hope Staubach breaks his arm!"

He told me that's not how we root for our team.

Skins probably lost that game.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (xK9An)

425
Wait, who was it who got picked by the Patriots but then got traded to the Raiders and had a great career?



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (QMRpq)

426 @406...not as much as some want to think. It's administrative, mostly.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (evxBY)

427 Met Kenny several times in the decade before he passed - really nice man and great stories.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (4NtsG)

428 406, what that means is that a justice supervising a circuit can issue a stay to lower courts and officials and can issue orders to that circuit or lower courts until the Scotus other justices can weigh in. Still takes 4 for cert and 5 for a decision.

Posted by: whig at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (pO7gM)

429 Mmmmm. The lovely taste of MAGA snowflake tears.


===

Do they taste like brass ? Because if they don't , they are not our tears, baby.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)

430 Dopey Joe and Kumlapper are both suddenly begging for money for legal fees on Teh Twatter.

Sounds like they're getting a little spooked.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (VikfB)

431 Very cool photo of Rittenhouse with Schroeder and his lawyer. Big smiles all around.

https://tinyurl.com/yy96khgj

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (3GzTP)

432 I think law enforcement gets a lot of their info from intercepted phone messages.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

Cell? Doesn't that require probable cause and a warrant?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (9UmRs)

433 Fig Newtons by themselves?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (PUmDY)

434 Is it safe to hand-feed a bat? Don't they have radar powerful enough to detect and track a mosquito 50 miles away? A bat could microwave your hand and make the blood boil.

Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (AMIL/)

435 Sock rat eez, thanks. You are a good fellow.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (Sq5z0)

436 Well, my mom just called me to call off
Thanksgiving. My daughter's not coming, nor my sister, nor my brother.
Mom is afraid, so I guess I'm not going, either.



Sigh.

Posted by: April


My son pulled that shit, believes Inslee. (sigh) My other son and his daughter and I will celebrate. This is madness legalized.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (UvBAo)

437 Posted by: April at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (OX9vb)

You anywhere near western CO?

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (QoPXA)

438 He went to Auburn, I believe.

Ha! You did that on purpose, didn't you?

Posted by: t-bird at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (AytXr)

439 Joe Klecko

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (2eMOL)

440 Earl Morrall was a tough SOB too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2020 09:03 PM (R/m4+)

441 > Trump officially loses Georgia.

Yeah, we'll just see about that, won't we?

MAGA.



Posted by: Justice Clarence Thomas at November 20, 2020 09:03 PM (VikfB)

442
Jim Plunkett lol
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


That's him!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:03 PM (QMRpq)

443 430
Mmmmm. The lovely taste of MAGA snowflake tears.





===



Do they taste like brass ? Because if they don't , they are not our tears, baby.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)

I'd a thought they'd taste like lead (or copper in CA)...

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:03 PM (ynpvh)

444 bdxQc needs a good banhammering

Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2020 09:03 PM (q7ozR)

445
My son pulled that shit, believes Inslee. (sigh) My other son and his daughter and I will celebrate. This is madness legalized.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (UvBAo)

Legalized? More like compelled.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 09:03 PM (nakwk)

446 LOL...

the DS Arms web page is timing out now.

i've got one in the cart, but knows if i't'll be there when i finally get through


Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 09:03 PM (2NQZE)

447 clutch

As whig mentioned, the police hide the surveillance and data capture from the public.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

448 You forgot Otis Sistrunk, DL, Univ of Mars

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 20, 2020 09:04 PM (iTXRQ)

449 I like the story about the guy from Duck Dynasty being the lead quarterback in college, before Terry Bradshaw.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:04 PM (JKNZq)

450 433
I think law enforcement gets a lot of their info from intercepted phone messages.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (u82oZ)



Cell? Doesn't that require probable cause and a warrant?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (9UmRs)

They were using Stinkray for awhile. I don't know if they clamped down on it's use since the stories came out a few years ago.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:04 PM (ynpvh)

451 But they will not be able to pump up the number of new "cases" indefinitely. The forest fire is running out of fuel.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (m45I2)



+++++
I thought they would just move on to COVID-20, and so forth. A new version, like Microsoft does.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 09:04 PM (66BnU)

452 349
anyone remember KENNY STABLER??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:50 PM (QMRpq)

Snake...

What's up?

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:04 PM (BgMrQ)

453 So stunning. So brave.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:04 PM (2eMOL)

454 Tammy is subbing for Hannity has Kayleigh on.
I admire both these women.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2020 09:05 PM (NpAcC)

455 Ricky Schroeder's twitter consists of one and only one tweet from three hours ago:


"Moved to Parler."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

456 The correct spelling of Rick Schroder's name is Schroder.

Not Schroeder.

Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:05 PM (m45I2)

457 Seriously, why do people pay trolls to come here and be downers? We have tons of our own that do the job for free.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 20, 2020 09:05 PM (4NtsG)

458 @425...Jim Plunkett, mention above. Heisman trophy winner too. QB'd two Super Bowl championships. Don't think he's in Hall of Fame but he should be. Didn't look like a winning QB, body wise. Helmets seemed too small, wore an old school facemask, and seemed to have a beer gut. Eye test hurt him, but he could sling it and was a winner.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 09:06 PM (evxBY)

459 Raiders greats Fred Biletnikoff and Lester Hayes. The first inductees to the Stickum Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

460 Muldoon, he and his wife had a place on Glade Park at one time. Ran into him in a restaurant. So did Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 09:06 PM (QoPXA)

461 You anywhere near western CO?
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 09:02 PM (QoPXA)

Nah, Ohio

Posted by: April at November 20, 2020 09:06 PM (OX9vb)

462 Clutch @ 393- I miss my Mama too. She died Dec 2001, congestive heart failure but she started going down hill on 9/11. She asked me 'Why did they do this to our country?'. She took it pretty bad because she thought my brother and I would get called back to the Navy.

Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2020 09:06 PM (XhWtx)

463 I'd a thought they'd taste like lead (or copper in CA)...
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:03 PM (ynpvh)

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)

464 459 Raiders greats Fred Biletnikoff and Lester Hayes. The first inductees to the Stickum Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

Yeah, the SB against the EagLLLLLes ?

Crazy stick-ums.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:07 PM (2eMOL)

465 Muldoon

How do you know this?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 20, 2020 09:07 PM (CLteG)

466 It's funny, when he was younger we had to put a padlock on the fridge- he'd sneak out of his room at night and eat butter, raw bacon, everything. One time he ate literally ALL the Thanksgiving leftovers. We found him on the couch the next morning covered in green bean casserole and sweet potato souffle vomit. We ended up having to do some pretty intensive behavior mod therapy and it went too far the other way, would literally request permission (via sign language) for every forkful.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 20, 2020 09:07 PM (hjQXg)

467 Heart of Darkness

Uh, because we are hated, and it vents their spleen on us?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

468 Nah, Ohio
Posted by: April

Too bad. Hope you have a thankful day!

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 09:07 PM (QoPXA)

469 Happy Friday. What plans do you have for the week-end?

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:07 PM (YxfPJ)

470 Jordan Schachtel says Hammer and Scorecard are nonexistent (invented by Dennis Montgomery to boost his Russiagate credentials).
https://tinyurl.com/y2xpl6u4

Posted by: OTOH, Dominion is very real at November 20, 2020 09:07 PM (BBWrU)

471 watching a ridiculous old movie called Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat

David Carradine, Bruce Campbell

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 09:08 PM (nUhF0)

472
@425...Jim Plunkett, mention above. Heisman trophy winner too. QB'd two Super Bowl championships. Don't think he's in Hall of Fame but he should be
Posted by: occam's brassiere


I was too young to remember, but from what I hear the Patriots thought Nothing of Plunkett and couldn't get rid of him fast enough.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:08 PM (QMRpq)

473 F'n Raiders...

Red Right 88

Cost me a TV it did!

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:08 PM (BgMrQ)

474 Seriously, why do people pay trolls to come here and be downers? We have tons of our own that do the job for free.


They're like freak show geeks that used to get paid a bottle of rotgut to bite the heads off of chickens.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:08 PM (oVJmc)

475 he and his wife had a place on Glade Park

*******

Yes, I was aware of that. Always seemed like a good guy. Never met him.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:08 PM (m45I2)

476 Thanks, Infidel. I'll actually enjoy just staying home, because I'm like that, but the fearfulness angers me.

Posted by: April at November 20, 2020 09:09 PM (OX9vb)

477 Ricky Schroeder's twitter consists of one and only one tweet from three hours ago:


"Moved to Parler."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:05 PM (oVJmc)
***********
What are the chances if Biden becomes president that Parler gets deplatformed?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2020 09:09 PM (NpAcC)

478 Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:05 PM (m45I2)

How do you know this?

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:09 PM (YxfPJ)

479 I think law enforcement gets a lot of their info from intercepted phone messages.


Posted by: NaCly Dog



An old Ma Bell tech told me a lot of anonymous tips to the police were repair guys hearing conversations of wrong doing.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:09 PM (UvBAo)

480 They're like freak show geeks that used to get paid a bottle of rotgut to bite the heads off of chickens.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:08 PM (oVJmc)

Just part of the act.

Posted by: Ozzy at November 20, 2020 09:10 PM (4I/2K)

481 Seriously, why do people pay trolls to come here and be downers? We have tons of our own that do the job for free.


They're like freak show geeks that used to get paid a bottle of rotgut to bite the heads off of chickens.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:08 PM (oVJmc)


all trolls are fags

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)

482 478 Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:05 PM (m45I2)

How do you know this?
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:09 PM (YxfPJ)

------------------------

Always gotta be at least one wiseass...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 09:10 PM (CAJOC)

483 Seriously, why do people pay trolls to come here and be downers? We have tons of our own that do the job for free.


Yes, it's like they have no life.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:10 PM (YxfPJ)

484 Means they're the primary person who looks at cases coming from those circuits.

I do not think this assignment is a coincidence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 09:01 PM (VikfB)

It's basically the same distribution as previously, with RGB replaced by ACB.

Posted by: Not really a biggie, really at November 20, 2020 09:10 PM (BBWrU)

485 @470...Hammer and Scorecard are sooooo last week. It's Dominion and Statronic (or whatever) now. Try to keep up.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 09:10 PM (evxBY)

486 Flag of United States
Flexed biceps

MI - Brett M. Kavanaugh
WI - Amy Coney Barrett
PA - Samuel A. Alito
GA - Clarence Thomas
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 08:55 PM (VikfB)


Beautiful

Posted by: President-elect LASue at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

487 I swear that aside from one or two friends, my wife and a few family members, I am alone in my belief that the face-diaper wuhan death plague is much ado about very little.

it's exhausting.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

488 482
478 Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:05 PM (m45I2)



How do you know this?

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:09 PM (YxfPJ)



------------------------



Always gotta be at least one wiseass...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 09:10 PM (CAJOC)

Well, maybe Muldoon doesn't know either.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (ynpvh)

489 They are trying to get people to volunteer to work the holidays. They still don't have anyone for Christmas. Well, I worked Christmas from home last year. It turned out the be the last Christmas I had with my husband. I just don't feel like dealing with it this year.

These folks that are too scared to be with their families for Thanksgiving, they may wind up having some big regrets about it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (JKNZq)

490
Until our National Nightmare is over, it might be best not to have certain people in our lives and to do a bit of a relationship quarantine.
Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 20, 2020 08:48 PM (ZCiJZ)


With the exception of my daughter and her husband (leftists who NEVER talk politics around me), I have officially divorced the left. Including my onetime close friend and neighbor.

If I want smug, preening self-righteousness, I will get a live-streaming package with CNN and MSNBC.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (TdMsT)

491 I never did it, but I knew guys that would listen to conversations. Pretty fucked up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (AaxYV)

492 Sigh

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (m45I2)

493 What plans do you have for the week-end?
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:07 PM

Processing leaves, and after that more leaves

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (9sWOw)

494 I swear that aside from one or two friends, my wife and a few family members, I am alone in my belief that the face-diaper wuhan death plague is much ado about very little.

it's exhausting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)


I hear you.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

495 341 @VoteGoldJen 2h
The police just came to my house because I'm trying to organize a protest at Ned Stabler's house (MI). They somehow accessed a private message to @MichaelCoudrey.
Posted by: So, @jack = Big Brother at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (BBWrU)


This cold war is starting to warm up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 09:12 PM (sy5kK)

496 Fred Biletnikof, only wide receiver who had to break off his route to have a cigarette. (not mine, don't remember which sports wag said it)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:12 PM (UvBAo)

497 420 Joe Kapp.

Tough as they come.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2020 09:00 PM (R/m4+)


+1

Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:12 PM (AMIL/)

498 Trolls are a sad subhuman lot. I can't picture ever spending the energy or time going in to somewhere else to look for a little negative attention.

Really kind of pathetic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (oVJmc)

499 it's exhausting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled

It is. The gaslighting is tiresome.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (QoPXA)

500 @dbongino 14h

Its Friday, November 20th 2020, and the Obama/Biden administration was the most corrupt in US history. #Obamagate

@SidneyPowell1 10m

You have no idea, but you will find out soon!
#Obama
#Brennan
#Clapper
#CIA
#TrumpWon
@LLinWood

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (cF8AT)

501 Pug Mahon, Confuzzled

Add me, parts of Canada, Taiwan, Denmark and Sweden to your list.

The data is out there. If it worked, we would not be here,with another shutdown imminent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

502 Kenny Stabler said Fred would smoke three packs before a game.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (CZm2G)

503 Per @SidneyPowell1 on @newsmax, @realDonaldTrump has at least 7,000,000 MORE votes than currently reported AND @JoeBiden
has 10,000,000 LESS votes currently reported...

===

why does this all sound about right, but seem too good to be true?

Posted by: jc at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (PuMKG)

504 Trolls have nothing else to take comfort in. You think Shaky Joe and Zero Votes/Zero Delegates Harris are worth cheering about?

Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (q7ozR)

505 I was too young to remember, but from what I hear the Patriots thought Nothing of Plunkett and couldn't get rid of him fast enough.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:08 PM (QMRpq)

Wow - and I remember George Blanda. And Darrel Lamonica...and I'm not nearly as old as most folks here.

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (w2LAm)

506 498
Trolls are a sad subhuman lot. I can't picture ever spending the energy
or time going in to somewhere else to look for a little negative
attention.



Really kind of pathetic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (oVJmc)

And they're not as tasty as hobos.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (ynpvh)

507 We don't watch the news any more. It pisses us off too much.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (YxfPJ)

508 I swear that aside from one or two friends, my wife and a few family members, I am alone in my belief that the face-diaper wuhan death plague is much ado about very little.

it's exhausting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

I'm very lucky, in that my family, friends, and coworkers all hate this shit as much as I do.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KuT6N)

509 You have no idea, but you will find out soon!



ok

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)

510 Per @SidneyPowell1 on @newsmax
@realDonaldTrump has at least 7,000,000 MORE votes than currently reported AND
@JoeBiden has 10,000,000 LESS votes currently reported... R/T the truth!

Posted by: But it only matters who *counts* them at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (BBWrU)

511 Wow - and I remember George Blanda. And Darrel Lamonica...and I'm not nearly as old as most folks here.
Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (w2LAm)

Or Kenny Stabler (the gambler)...

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (w2LAm)

512 I swear that aside from one or two friends, my wife and a few family members, I am alone in my belief that the face-diaper wuhan death plague is much ado about very little.

it's exhausting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)


Ask the others you know if they have died yet... from a virus that has been around for nearly a year now.

Posted by: AF at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (S8ePJ)

513 Wow - and I remember George Blanda. And Darrel Lamonica...and I'm not nearly as old as most folks here.
Posted by: Boswell

Bart Starr and Johnny Unitas - I grew up watching the best football.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (Rvt88)

514 I should find a site with some of those old Raiders games. I haven't seem them in a long time and it would be fun.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (JKNZq)

515 Shibumi, Bozo has Covid? Oh no. I'm really sorry. Sounds like he had an awful time of it. Glad he is doing better.
Posted by: bluebell


I'm much, much better now. Got Covid 19, then got pneumonia with it. That really knocked me down.
Co-mobidity: I also suffer from high blood pressure.

Most people (99%) will shake this off; Shibumi did. But if you have some other medical issue, the odds change.
Diabetes, asthma, cancer chemotherapy, heart issues, etc. That plus Covid can be dangerous.

My blood/oxygen level was really low (80-82%), felt nauseous and without appetite, and was getting weaker.
Went into the hospital and went on oxygen and felt better immediately.
Feel almost normal now, except my stamina is down.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

516 Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (cF8AT)

Can't wait.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (CZm2G)

517 Boswell

George Blanda was a remarkable person. I respected him even though I was brought up as a Kansas City Chief's fan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

518 Kenny Stabler said Fred would smoke three packs before a game.
Posted by: Braenyard



**********

His body is a temple.

And judging by the looks of things he just selected a new pope!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (m45I2)

519 Lauren Boebert on Spicer now. Newsmax

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (QoPXA)

520 510
Per @SidneyPowell1 on @newsmax

@realDonaldTrump has at least 7,000,000 MORE votes than currently reported AND

@JoeBiden has 10,000,000 LESS votes currently reported... R/T the truth!

Posted by: But it only matters who *counts* them at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (BBWrU)

Mixture of Trump vote deletion, Biden vote creation, and Trump vote transformation to Biden vote.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (ynpvh)

521 It pisses us off too much.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (YxfPJ)


I am not sure drinking is a good alternative, but so far it sure seems better for my psyche!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 09:16 PM (2C38g)

522 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 09:12 PM (sy5kK)

This Ned Staebler guy was the one who really ranted about the Repub canvassers in Wayne county.
Big Democrat family, but I'm sure that had no bearing on the illegal surveillance.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 09:16 PM (9UmRs)

523 Bart Starr and Johnny Unitas - I grew up watching the best football.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (Rvt8

Its a shame - I remember when the Giants traded Fran Tarkington away to the Minnesota Vikings...another great trade for NY!

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:16 PM (w2LAm)

524 518
Kenny Stabler said Fred would smoke three packs before a game.

Posted by: Braenyard





**********



His body is a temple.



And judging by the looks of things he just selected a new pope!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (m45I2)

I'm starting to resemble the old joke:
I've got the body of a God...Buddah.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:16 PM (ynpvh)

525 Sarah Silverman said she hated men for 2 years after Trump was elected. These people are so fucking nuts.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 09:16 PM (qE9bS)

526 341@VoteGoldJen 2h 
The police just came to my house because I'm trying to organize a protest at Ned Stabler's house (MI). They somehow accessed a private message to @MichaelCoudrey
Posted by: So, @jack  


So it's ok for that turd to threaten a family and children. The police wont arrest him for that. But a protest agaisnt his evil acts is not ok. Not to mention stepping all over your privacy?

I hope the protest is on and bigger than before.

Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 20, 2020 09:17 PM (1a8bK)

527 398 Well, my mom just called me to call off Thanksgiving. My daughter's not coming, nor my sister, nor my brother. Mom is afraid, so I guess I'm not going, either.

*******

That is the boat I am in as well, everyone is bailing. But each family group will visit my parents at different times. Better than nothing. My parents are housebound.

Posted by: sassy at November 20, 2020 09:17 PM (tUGnI)

528 525
Sarah Silverman said she hated men for 2 years after Trump was elected. These people are so fucking nuts.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 09:16 PM (qE9bS)

So, Lesbian them?

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:17 PM (ynpvh)

529 Sidney Powell's either off her rocker, or will end up having cities named after her. Not much middle ground at this point.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 09:17 PM (evxBY)

530 Mixture of Trump vote deletion, Biden vote creation, and Trump vote transformation to Biden vote.
Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (ynpvh)


I approve this message!

Posted by: Zombie J Stalin at November 20, 2020 09:17 PM (2C38g)

531 I am not sure drinking is a good alternative, but so far it sure seems better for my psyche!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules!


This place is a good substitute.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:18 PM (UvBAo)

532
But they will not be able to pump up the number of new "cases" indefinitely. The forest fire is running out of fuel.




I read today that even after a vaccine is in place, it will take until at least 2024 for the cases to drop significantly worldwide.

As for pumping the cases up indefinitely, sure they can. If they can hijack a presidential election, COVID numbers should be a breeze.

Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 20, 2020 09:18 PM (ZCiJZ)

533 Is any progress being made on the re-count? It must be good for Trump because we're not hearing anything about it.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:18 PM (YxfPJ)

534 Reminder that over 7k lawyers donated to The Lincoln Project, who is actively engaging in harassing and doxxing other attorneys.
This is probably a big deal when their donor list is exposed. It will go far to explain even more.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 09:18 PM (WDeid)

535 I'm very lucky, in that my family, friends, and coworkers all hate this shit as much as I do.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KuT6N)

That's nice. My SIL is an infectious disease MD, and also a lefty. My children believe all of this, mostly because Orange Man Bad. My mom believes the newspaper. Thank goodness my husband ain't a-scared. If I had to deal with this at home, too, I don't know how I'd handle it.

Posted by: April at November 20, 2020 09:18 PM (OX9vb)

536 Turkey Day Planning

Planning to have dinner at mom's (her 100th Thanksgiving). Just six or seven of us, all of whom are probably already had the Kung Flu, including Mom, and we've all visited her repeatedly in recent months.

Mom sees the morning paper with a front page drenched in flu-fearmongering: "Maybe we shouldn't have Thanksgiving dinner."

Me: *rants about how the figures are overblown and it's all fearmongering and political theater etc.*

Mom, emphatically: "Well, we should just quit talking about it."

Me: "Okay, well, Thanksgiving is off, then."

Mom: "Well, no, I'm going to go ahead."

Me: "Well, that's why we were talking about it."

Mom: *Somewhat befuddled look, like that one the judge had when My Cousin Vinnie got him off-guard.*

Posted by: mindful webworker-elect
Click for a workshop
at November 20, 2020 09:19 PM (NJ+n1)

537 George Blanda was a remarkable person. I respected him even though I was brought up as a Kansas City Chief's fan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (u82oZ)

Hank Stram and Len Dawson has a great team that year...I hoped they'd win and they did...

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:19 PM (w2LAm)

538 Silver Spoons is on Roku. My lord 80s shows were awful looking back on it. Yiiiikes.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 09:19 PM (qE9bS)

539 it's exhausting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

I'm very lucky, in that my family, friends, and coworkers all hate this shit as much as I do.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (KuT6N)

Much of my family is there, alas that they are in Montana. but, my younger son, sigh. (he went to kollidge)

Also, the people in my office. Also sigh. they also went to kollidge.

Oof.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)

540 I would be surprised if Biden got 60 million votes. 55 mil is probably his upper limit even with the dead and pet vote.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:20 PM (Jv7IM)

541 511 Wow - and I remember George Blanda. And Darrel Lamonica...and I'm not nearly as old as most folks here.
Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:13 PM (w2LAm)

Or Kenny Stabler (the gambler)...

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:14 PM (w2LAm)


The AFL had a lot of pretty damn good players and some good player nicknames

Joe Willie White Shoes Namath
Lance "Bambi" Alworth
"Speedy" Duncan (San Diego Chargers, one of the best punt returners of the Sixties)

Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:20 PM (AMIL/)

542 538 Silver Spoons is on Roku. My lord 80s shows were awful looking back on it. Yiiiikes.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 09:19 PM (qE9bS)

-------------------------------

But they had the best theme songs.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 09:20 PM (CAJOC)

543 Rick Schroeder was really good in Lonesome Dove. Glad he's not a shit stain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

544 531 I am not sure drinking is a good alternative, but so far it sure seems better for my psyche!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar


Herr Commissar, drink wine for a two-fer.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:21 PM (CZm2G)

545 Could watch only one abandonment video.

Glad for the happy ending, but the necessity for it infuriates me.

As a former farm boy, I never could understand the mentality behind dumping animals. I think it should carry criminal penalties.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 20, 2020 09:21 PM (c6ooZ)

546 These folks that are too scared to be with their families for Thanksgiving, they may wind up having some big regrets about it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (JKNZq)

+++++So very true.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 09:21 PM (66BnU)

547 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

Hang it there, BC!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 09:22 PM (2C38g)

548 03 226 Fig Newtons.

When I was 4 it seemed like a good idea to eat a whole package and go play on the swing set.

Never touched them again.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)

Yeah, you see I stopped at a row, or half the package. No way Mom was gonna let that pass when there were 6 other kids in the house.
Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 08:42 PM (9UmRs)

I used to work at a bakery that made fig newtons. I would never, ever eat one.

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 20, 2020 09:22 PM (+2xjH)

549 Silver Spoons had Erin Gray.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:22 PM (oVJmc)

550
Who can name the Cowboys QB's between Staubach and Aikman? (I can't.)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:22 PM (QMRpq)

551 Happy birthday, Norman Greenbaum

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (t+qrx)

552 >>Sidney Powell's either off her rocker, or will end up having cities named after her. Not much middle ground at this point.

I'd like to know where she is getting her information. If this conspiracy is as big as it sounds, how does she know so much after only 2 weeks?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)

553 494 I swear that aside from one or two friends, my wife and a few family members, I am alone in my belief that the face-diaper wuhan death plague is much ado about very little.

it's exhausting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)


I hear you.
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

I'm with you guys. I don't expect any Thanksgiving invites this year, and I'm not even gonna be able to go to The Black-Eyed Pea for a nice restaurant Thanksgiving meal because of the new lockdowns.

I also expect a new "advisory" for Christmas... no exchanging gifts! Because, yeah, that present totally got breathed on! Do you want to take something that somebody breathed on into your home? Never mind that anything you buy has also been breathed on by the store's employees...

And I still have a bunch of leftover Halloween candy I wanted to give to my nieces... Bah. I'll probably end up throwing it out.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (H3MF8)

554 VoteGoldJen 2h

The police just came to my house because I'm trying to organize a
protest at Ned Stabler's house (MI). They somehow accessed a private
message to @MichaelCoudrey.

Posted by: So, @jack = Big Brother at November 20, 2020 08:49 PM (BBWrU)


Hopefully she told them to get stuffed. This is America and they can protest Ned Stabler if they want.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (946rW)

555 I'm much improved after my hip replacement surgery, but still not able to travel the 2 hours to get to my MIL's for Thanksgiving.
Hubs bought a ham and he & my daughter will prepare our feast on Thursday.
My MIL is disappointed, but some things cannot be helped.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (YxfPJ)

556 Big announcements late Friday night. How interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/yymn6gmu

This is 100% fake news. GA State attorneys admitted under oath yesterday to Judge Brann that they hadn't done a hand recount and audit. They did a RH oak limiting audit. The State said that they weren't required to do a full hand recount and audit until after certification

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (WDeid)

557 Danny White

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (Jv7IM)

558 Danny white(cowboy qb)

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (+2xjH)

559 My siblings and their spouses can sod off.

I have news for the 'hunters' that descend on my place this time of year, too. Fuck off. Your decisions have consequences.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Sq5z0)

560 Who can name the Cowboys QB's between Staubach and Aikman? (I can't.)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:22 PM (QMRpq)

Danny White.

Probably.

Partial credit?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)

561
Danny White
Posted by: jsg


I should've remembered that, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (QMRpq)

562 514 I should find a site with some of those old Raiders games. I haven't seem them in a long time and it would be fun.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (JKNZq)


Raider-Chiefs games in the late Sixties were about the hardest-fought football games, ever. Jets-Raiders games in the same slice of time were not far behind.

Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (AMIL/)

563 I'd like to know where she is getting her information. If this conspiracy is as big as it sounds, how does she know so much after only 2 weeks?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)


Jack, I suspect that Trump has been looking at this stuff for quite a while now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (oVJmc)

564 Who can name the Cowboys QB's between Staubach and Aikman? (I can't.)
Posted by: Soothsayer's


**********

The name Danny White jumped to my mind, but that's probably nor correct.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (m45I2)

565 Can Trump pardon himself before he leaves office? He really should consider it.

Posted by: james at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (PvswE)

566 One of my brother-in-laws came down with the covid. First individual I know that has, and I have over 80 people in my immediate family. He is in his early 70's, has had two heart attacks and has a pacemaker/defibrillator in his chest. Had less that 100 F for two days accompanied by a bit of lethargy. Fine now.

Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (Fk2WS)

567 So, any bets on which governors will put an end to Black Friday? I mean, all those people in the stores, wouldn't that be a super spreader event?


/because the economy MUST be killed...

Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

568 Well. kudos to Danny White.

Ha!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)

569 Jsg got me!

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (+2xjH)

570 550
Who can name the Cowboys QB's between Staubach and Aikman? (I can't.)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:22 PM (QMRpq)

Off the top of my head

Danny White, but there have to be others.

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (BgMrQ)

571 549 Silver Spoons had Erin Gray.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:22 PM (oVJmc)

This. Kind of a strong jaw, but nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (BJiVW)

572 >>> how does she know so much after only 2 weeks?


It's been said that some Dominion people rolled.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (CZm2G)

573 And I'm slow on the draw yet again.

I need to start drinking.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (m45I2)

574 So it's ok for that turd to threaten a family and
children. The police wont arrest him for that. But a protest agaisnt his
evil acts is not ok. Not to mention stepping all over your privacy?



I hope the protest is on and bigger than before.

Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 20, 2020 09:17 PM (1a8bK)


My thoughts exactly. See how he likes a thousand people outside his house shouting what a scumbag he is.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (946rW)

575 Danny White, the punter while Staubach was QB.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (KAi1n)

576 Had less that 100 F for two days accompanied by a bit of lethargy. Fine now.

We had it a lot worse here. Highest temp we both clocked was 103. We both had a temp for seven days.

Posted by: President-Elect Shibumi at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (ZCiJZ)

577 He was rheir punter too iirc

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (Jv7IM)

578
Cowboys and Steelers used to keep their QB's and head coaches for long stretches. Steelers still do.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:26 PM (QMRpq)

579 I schumered the Danny White answer.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:26 PM (m45I2)

580 Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:20 PM (AMIL/)

Yeah - the NFL was full of great nick names - Crazy Legs Hersch, Hollywood Henderson, Tatum "the assassin" O'Neal, Jimmy "White Shoes" Johnson, etc etc - it was a great time to watch the NFL...

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:26 PM (w2LAm)

581 Can Trump pardon himself before he leaves office? He really should consider it.

Posted by: james at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (PvswE)

5 years seems a long time to wait for a pardon.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 09:26 PM (946rW)

582 540
I would be surprised if Biden got 60 million votes. 55 mil is probably his upper limit even with the dead and pet vote.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:20 PM (Jv7IM)

++++
Yeah. No where close to 60. More than anything, I would love to know what the absolute real count was - and not just because Trump won, he did. I think the totals would be stunning for both Trump and Bogus Biden.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 09:27 PM (66BnU)

583 Raider-Chiefs games in the late Sixties were about
the hardest-fought football games, ever. Jets-Raiders games in the same
slice of time were not far behind.

Posted by: Gref



Hell, Raiders and ANYBODY was a blood feud. (But yeah, Raiders/Chiefs was f'ing war.)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:27 PM (UvBAo)

584
I'm seeing Danny White and some guy named Carano for a few games.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:27 PM (QMRpq)

585 >>Jack, I suspect that Trump has been looking at this stuff for quite a while now.

Sure does feel that way. I heard Sidney say earlier today that they had copies of checks that were going to people being paid off. How would she even know about this let alone get copies of checks in 2 weeks?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

586 I have a neighbor a few doors down who is an ER doctor and Ive never seen him with a mask on.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 09:27 PM (qE9bS)

587 582
540

I would be surprised if Biden got 60 million votes. 55 mil is probably his upper limit even with the dead and pet vote.



Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:20 PM (Jv7IM)

++++
Yeah.
No where close to 60. More than anything, I would love to know what the
absolute real count was - and not just because Trump won, he did. I
think the totals would be stunning for both Trump and Bogus Biden.


Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 09:27 PM (66BnU)

Depends on the definition of "vote".

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:27 PM (ynpvh)

588 Yeah - the NFL was full of great nick names - Crazy Legs Hersch, Hollywood Henderson, Tatum "the assassin" O'Neal, Jimmy "White Shoes" Johnson, etc etc - it was a great time to watch the NFL...
Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:26 PM (w2LAm)

Fred "the hammer" Williamson

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:27 PM (BgMrQ)

589 Follow more here. Also Michigan SoS announced a full audit of Wayne County.

https://tinyurl.com/y6gkorm5

BREAKING REPORT: Sidney Powell says EVIDENCE OF VOTER FRAUD could be released online''by this weekend'..
8:34 PM

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (WDeid)

590 Who can name the Cowboys QB's between Staubach and Aikman? (I can't.)
Posted by: Soothsayer's


**********

The name Danny White jumped to my mind, but that's probably nor correct.

579 I schumered the Danny White answer.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:26 PM (m45I2)

Wrong, Muldoon... I have now schumered the answer!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (H3MF8)

591 538 Silver Spoons is on Roku. My lord 80s shows were awful looking back on it. Yiiiikes.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 20, 2020 09:19 PM (qE9bS)

some were dumb, but what about the alternatives? If you do a deep dive, there were probably better sitcoms in the 70s and even the 90s. But now the art is dead other than Last Man Standing. I think there were some good ones in the 80s.
It is funny and also sad to watch ANY sitcom from ten years ago or later. If you drink every time they say something problematic, you will be drunk in quick order. At least there is Last Man Standing.

I recall liking Silver Spoons. But when I think of Rick Schroeder I think of Lonesome Dove.

The Office was a good show, and I have seen it many times. But there is something about it. The dialogue is particularly unmemorable. It is like Friends in that the dialogue doesn't stick with you. Compared to Wings, Frasier, and NewsRadio, well, there is no comparison.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (ZbBR3)

592 Danny White is one of the most hated Cowboys quarterbacks...by Cowboys fans.

Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (AMIL/)

593 PA Gov's edict mandate that Virginia Tech vs Pitt game had to have players wear face-diapers while playing was ultimately backtracked.
https://tinyurl.com/y66kvchs

Posted by: Eagles fight fan at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (BBWrU)

594
But they will not be able to pump up the number of new "cases" indefinitely. The forest fire is running out of fuel.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 08:57 PM (m45I2)


governor Brown is just lying at this point, at the last "press conference" she was giving numbers much larger than what was issued by Oregon Health Authority that morning, and to make it more blatant, one of her pet doctors was using those stats issued by OHA during the same presser.

But yeah, the numbers are herd immunity at this point, they shouldn't have pushed them so high to begin with.

I think our numbers here are LOWER than South Dakota

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (WyVLE)

595 Reince Priebus is saying WI is not an early vote state and how they have been getting around this is they request and absentee ballot and then vote in person so you're not really absent then.
They are not filling out the application... like at all.
Trump is saying show us the applications and they won't do it.

Matt Schlapp said they have so many thousands of cases of illegal ballots in NV and that Trump actually won.

The clock is running out. So infuriating.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (NpAcC)

596 Yeah - the NFL was full of great nick names - Crazy Legs Hersch, Hollywood Henderson, Tatum "the assassin" O'Neal, Jimmy "White Shoes" Johnson, etc etc - it was a great time to watch the NFL...
Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:26 PM (w2LAm)

Walter "the flea" Roberts

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (BgMrQ)

597
Fred Dryer!

Anyone remember seeing Hunter play in games?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (QMRpq)

598 Cats are proof that if there is a god, he has a wicked sense of humour.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (oZuI0)

599 Took some country back roads today. Lots of Trump banners and flags still up. One guy had alternating red and blue Trump flags along his whole fence line., at least 30 flags. It was nice to see.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (UUBmN)

600 Done for the night, musta been that nice chilled glass of vodka with 5 drops of lemon juice. Da, ETEX lemonade.

Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (XhWtx)

601 Can you imagine the position we'd be in if Ginsburg hadn't croaked?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (oVJmc)

602 Watching the Cowboys was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (PUmDY)

603 how does she know so much after only 2 weeks?





It's been said that some Dominion people rolled.





Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (CZm2G)


I forget who said it (might have been Bongino) that the Dems freaked out at how big Trump was up and panicked when the realized how much they would have to cheat and it got sloppy and they had to bring in more people to work on and maybe not as reliable for them.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (XXb5U)

604 Jets-Raiders games in the same
slice of time were not far behind.

Posted by: Gref

Rams - Packers - a great late sixties to mid-seventies rival - Roman Gabriel vs Bart Starr was a classic - you also later got the Merlin Olson, the Youngblood brothers, and Deacon Jones! Just great games....

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:30 PM (w2LAm)

605 Since cats are the theme, here's something most cats would love...a cooking vid from (IMO) an Honorary Russian Moron.

FISH ON CHARCOALS. GRILLED STURGEON. (CC - Eng subs)

https://youtu.be/owHfRk4xz94

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 20, 2020 09:30 PM (W+kMI)

606 young Bruce Campbell looks nerdy

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 20, 2020 09:30 PM (nUhF0)

607 Will do Thanksgiving at oldest son and dil place. He is normal. She is orange man bad type. Will discuss their new house and our plans to move north in early 2021. Play with their cats. Avoid politics. Younger son will spend the holiday at girlfriends in SC. Big family with kids and multiple pets. I am still trying to figure out how that will work out since HOA. Oh well. I am sure I will hear the stories if anything interesting happens.

Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 20, 2020 09:30 PM (1a8bK)

608 Danny White was punter and backup QB. When he took over QB he still was the punter, which was disconcerting to defensive coordinators. I believe he won a SB.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (/NYhC)

609 Fred Dryer!



Anyone remember seeing Hunter play in games?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (QMRpq)


I remember Stephanie Kramer. Does that count?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (XXb5U)

610 I liked Fred Dryer. Kind of a TV Clint Eastwood.

Better yet: Stephanie Kramer.

*waves eyebrows in a sleazy manner*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)

611 White is famous for two things, both against Washington. One, running a play on 4th-and-1 and the RB got stuffed. He was supposed to not run a play but to try to draw Washington offside with a hard count. Washington didn't bite. Tom Landry's on the sideline apoplectic going, "No Danny! No!".

The second was in the 1982 Championship when Dexter Manley made good on his promise to "ring his clock" [sic]. Knocked him out cold. The 2nd half he's on the bench counting Tweety birds. Skins won 31-17, and advanced to the Super Bowl where John Riggins made his reputation with that splendid 43 yard TD run on 4th-and-1. In all fairness, White wasn't a bad QB.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (KAi1n)

612
South America's Team

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (QMRpq)

613 Ronnie Lott.

Bad Mofo.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (Jv7IM)

614 224 Law Firm Kirkland and Ellis Withdraws From Representing Pennsylvania Secretary of State After One of its Associates Threatened Trump Attorney
Posted by: ZZZZZZZZ at November 20, 2020 08:29 PM (ft4IM)

LOL

So what are some Moron Gab names? I got banned from Twitter a couple months ago. I was @funkychicken which the bastards probably already gave to somebody else. Oh well.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 09:32 PM (YkawN)

615 I wonder where Eric Coomer is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

616 Yeah - the NFL was full of great nick names - Crazy Legs Hersch, Hollywood Henderson, Tatum "the assassin" O'Neal, Jimmy "White Shoes" Johnson, etc etc - it was a great time to watch the NFL...
Posted by: Boswell

This x 1000.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2020 09:32 PM (QoPXA)

617 The clock is running out. So infuriating.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (NpAcC)

The clock is no running out.

Pence, today, said they would take it to Jan 20, if necessary.

Besides, we are further ahead now than Bush was in 2000. It's OK. What we need to do is KEEP PUSHING.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:33 PM (CZm2G)

618 603
how does she know so much after only 2 weeks?



It's been said that some Dominion people rolled.


Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (CZm2G)

I
forget who said it (might have been Bongino) that the Dems freaked out
at how big Trump was up and panicked when the realized how much they
would have to cheat and it got sloppy and they had to bring in more
people to work on and maybe not as reliable for them.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (XXb5U)


Dems will lie, cheat, steal, (and maybe even kill) to get their way. Perjury is no problem for them as a sympathetic judge won't find them guilty of it. I know of a case where the guy perjured himself in court, and the goods were there (a written statement under oath about the matter at hand contradicted by documentary evidence). Nothing was done.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:33 PM (ynpvh)

619 489 They are trying to get people to volunteer to work the holidays. They still don't have anyone for Christmas. Well, I worked Christmas from home last year. It turned out the be the last Christmas I had with my husband. I just don't feel like dealing with it this year.

These folks that are too scared to be with their families for Thanksgiving, they may wind up having some big regrets about it.

******************

I think that is exactly what will happen. My mom is declining and I reminded my sister of this, as she is the most adamant about C19. But still, each siblings' family will meet up separately. Better than nothing, I guess. But I really don't like it.

We will never have another, again.

Posted by: sassy at November 20, 2020 09:33 PM (tUGnI)

620 Danny White is one of the most hated Cowboys quarterbacks...by Cowboys fans.





Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (AMIL/)

That is a commentary of Cowboys fans, not White. Cowboys fans have been very lucky over many decades in that they had high caliber qbs like Merrideth, Staubach, White, Aikman, and even Dak. There are franchises who have been around a lot longer that had fewer top tier qbs. Check out the Washington Football team. They had Baugh, Jugenson, Thiesman, and well, that is about it.

Cowboys fans can be the most ungrateful fans. The ones in Texas are much more critical of the team than the ones in other states. JMO but years of experience.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:33 PM (ZbBR3)

621 Trump is gonna force things towards the House of Reps doing the vote. Fight everything hard and stir up enough dust and uncertainty that it goes to the new House, which favors him. Dems can suck it.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 09:33 PM (W+kMI)

622 602 Watching the Cowboys was awesome.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (PUmDY)

--If you mean the John Wayne flick, then yeah.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 09:33 PM (oZuI0)

623
The new Supreme Court assignments look good for



Statutory authority. And government officials overstepping it. Cheating. Voting efforts run by Democrat cities and counties. They are getting caught.
Seriously, do you think that all ballots in the counties of Milwaukee and Madison were legal votes? Yeah, I'll take that bet they are not.

They did it in PA. They tried to do it in WI, and got caught trying to change the rules in a meeting. Jack Prosobic live streamed the meeting last night for 5 hours, got 1 million views, and the WI committee that was trying to change recount rules was shamed and defeated. That is grass roots power in action.

Shine the light on these cockroaches.

In WI, in 2018, about 14,000 votes for shut-ins were tallied, and in 2020 over 169,000 shut-in votes were returned. Democrats and Progda says it was cuz Governor Tony decreed it, but the state law says only the legislature has that power to change the voter law.

These are the votes the Trump campaign is paying $3 million to re-count. And no cheating this time, a Trump watcher is reviewing every ballot, behind a plexiglass partition. And they are also checking and setting aside any ballot where the ink of the address is different from the filled circles. And other anomalies. These ballots were just rushed through on early Wednesday AM on the 4th. You know, the way ballot watchers were not allowed to operate on Election night like they have a right to by Law.

Wisconsin is currently about 20k votes down for Trump.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 09:34 PM (sy5kK)

624 Dead and Co nail Loser.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:34 PM (PUmDY)

625 Johnny U
Mike Curtis
Roman Gabriel
Deacon Jones
Jerry Kramer
Fuzzy Thurston
Len Dawson
Hank Stram
Lance Allworth
John Hadl

Posted by: Mr. Fool Brownie Blackie at November 20, 2020 09:34 PM (vrBaR)

626 Sidney Powell: "We've Got a Number of Smoking Guns, May Have to Get Witness Protection for Them 7 Million Votes Stolen from Trump!"

Posted by: ZZZZZZZZ at November 20, 2020 09:34 PM (ft4IM)

627 oh and of course Romo. How did I miss that? He has hated by fans most of the time he was there. Then when everyone else said how great he was, and he was gone, they now say they liked him.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:34 PM (ZbBR3)

628 Dak is not a very good QB.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:34 PM (Jv7IM)

629 622
602 Watching the Cowboys was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (PUmDY)



--If you mean the John Wayne flick, then yeah.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 09:33 PM (oZuI0)

Not so good portraying Ghengis Khan. And most everybody in that movie died of cancer.

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:35 PM (ynpvh)

630 @590...Cowboys QBs between Staubach and Aikman. Danny White, as has been mentioned. Gary Hogeboom. Steve Pueller. Reggie Collier. Might ge missing an emergency starter otr two, but that's it I think.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 09:35 PM (evxBY)

631 Mike Singletary did not need a nickname. He would make you eat any nickname proffered.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)

632 599
Took some country back roads today. Lots of Trump banners and flags
still up. One guy had alternating red and blue Trump flags along his
whole fence line., at least 30 flags. It was nice to see.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (UUBmN)

++++++
Throughout the entire election campaign I have not seen a single Bogus Biden banner, bumper sticker, or sign. Only Trump.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 09:35 PM (66BnU)

633 If you cancel Thanksgiving with grandma who is in the nursing home, out of fear of her getting COVID, you can rest easy knowing she will spend the holiday surrounded by all the nursing home staph.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:35 PM (m45I2)

634
oh and of course Romo. How did I miss that?

I figured it was intentional.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:35 PM (QMRpq)

635 So despite the ups and downs of today (particularly Kemp showing exactly who he is), today was not a bad day for the President. One of the most corrupt and fraud riven cities is not certified and the fit-pitching by the MI SoS has been a lovely sight. Dominion skipped out on the PA legislature causing them to vote for a mandatory audit in PA (not that that really matters since I expect SCOTUS will nuke their mail-in votes from space). AZ still hasn't finished counting and Ducey announced (yesterday) there would be no certification there until all lawsuits were resolved.



So buck up backaroos... keep calling your legislators and your Governors and go to any protests you can.



Speaking of protests, any Virginians who are out there (and please call and tell everyone you know too), there is a protest at the state capital (11th and Bank sts) tomorrow at 2. Please come and bring as many people as you can.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 09:36 PM (946rW)

636 Bronco Nagurski and Craig Iron Head Hayward. Two other football great names.

Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2020 09:36 PM (q7ozR)

637 Jack Tatum was "The Assassin." Tatum O'Neal is an actress.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 20, 2020 09:36 PM (p09tx)

638 Have a good one. I'm outta here (for now).

Posted by: jim at November 20, 2020 09:36 PM (ynpvh)

639 It's been said that some Dominion people rolled.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:25 PM (CZm2G)

That would be the smart move.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 20, 2020 09:36 PM (5FCda)

640 I'd like to know where she is getting her information. If this conspiracy is as big as it sounds, how does she know so much after only 2 weeks?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Do you think it's possible the Feds are working on this too? We did hear that people were assigned to election fraud, and they also got rid of the guy who was blocking everything. And I just can't see Barr totally ignoring this thing.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2020 09:37 PM (sGotD)

641
597
Fred Dryer!

Anyone remember seeing Hunter play in games?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (QMRpq)

Yes, with Jack Youngblood on the other end of the D line.

Posted by: DAK at November 20, 2020 09:37 PM (PtOP4)

642 Watching the Cowboys was awesome.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Especially the time Lance Wentzel was asked if the rumors were true about him looking to leave for another team.

"Nah, I'll just stick it out in Dallas."

(The old jokes are the best)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2020 09:37 PM (Rvt88)

643 If I'm local or state officials or volunteered in Georgia elections voting polls in anyway, I'm sweating bullets tonight if my IQ is triple digits. These people are beyond incompetent and retarded. Money and power has blinded them.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 09:37 PM (WDeid)

644 Larry Wilson, St. Louis Cardinals safety. He used to knock himself out making tackles. I watched a Cards vs Browns game once and I swear he was the only Card to tackle Jim Brown the whole game.

Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2020 09:37 PM (Fk2WS)

645 And after trump wins I want to have him order all the Dominion voting machines confiscated, put on an old tramp steamer, and sunk over the Marianas Trench.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 09:37 PM (W+kMI)

646 608 Danny White was punter and backup QB. When he took over QB he still was the punter, which was disconcerting to defensive coordinators. I believe he won a SB.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (/NYhC)

No SB wins for Danny. No SB appearances. That's why Cowboys fans hate him.

Me, I loved him. I'm one of the top 2 or 3 Cowboys Haters in the World. I loved me some Tony Romo, too.

Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:38 PM (AMIL/)

647 627 oh and of course Romo. How did I miss that? He has hated by fans most of the time he was there. Then when everyone else said how great he was, and he was gone, they now say they liked him.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:34 PM (ZbBR3)

Before I told the NFL to LOLGFY Tony Romo became my favorite NFL commenter. He is good at that.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:38 PM (Jv7IM)

648 Dak is not a very good QB.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:34 PM (Jv7IM)

prorbably the highest character qb in the league, certainly in the top five. He has his flaws as they all do, but he has a lot of talent and leadership qualities.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:38 PM (ZbBR3)

649 Tony Roma is a good announcer.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:38 PM (PUmDY)

650
Incidentally, I don't watch NFL anymore, but I occassionally check the standings.

Not only are the Cowboys horrible this season, but the entire Division is the worst of the league. All 4 teams are terrible -- they have a combined 10 wins.

The Steelers have 9 wins.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:38 PM (QMRpq)

651 @603
To keep it in the football vein, the Deep States guiding principle for the fraud was borrowed from Al Davis, Just Win Baby.

Didn't matter what they had to do, even if it meant taking risks they otherwise didn't want to, they figured they'd have enough force multipliers to overcome the slop.

As they say, we shall see if they are ultimately successful in pulling off the greatest heist in American history.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 20, 2020 09:39 PM (qEjZn)

652 White wasn't a bad QB.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (KAi1n)

Danny White was a decent replacement for Roger Stauback - just as Earl Morrall reasonably replaced Bob Griese for the Dolphins and, earlier, Johnny Unitas for the Colts.

Colts eventually got Bert Jones - a forgotten but very able QB.

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:39 PM (w2LAm)

653 Mike Singletary did not need a nickname. He would make you eat any nickname proffered.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled



The picture of him on the hunt, with his eyes wide, stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:39 PM (UvBAo)

654 >>>You know, the way ballot watchers were not allowed to operate on Election night like they have a right to by Law.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 09:34 PM (sy5kK)
--------------


Remember how shocked we were that Romney lost?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:40 PM (CZm2G)

655 589 Follow more here. Also Michigan SoS announced a full audit of Wayne County.

After the election. Worthless

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 09:40 PM (9UmRs)

656 633 If you cancel Thanksgiving with grandma who is in the nursing home, out of fear of her getting COVID, you can rest easy knowing she will spend the holiday surrounded by all the nursing home staph.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:35 PM (m45I2)

ISWYDT

And today, I got a call from the CCRC where my mom is.

Yep, a member of the community has tested positive for the Whu Flu.

I'm surprised, as it's the first one since this shit started.

She's a tough ol bird for 98 y/o. She'll scare the 'rona right out of the facility!

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:40 PM (BgMrQ)

657
In WI, in 2018, about 14,000 votes for shut-ins were tallied, and in 2020 over 169,000 shut-in votes were returned. Democrats and Progda says it was cuz Governor Tony decreed it, but the state law says only the legislature has that power to change the voter law.



And this is the case in many of these pivotal states-- courts or executives changed these things unilaterally, extending deadlines, eliminating verification requirements.

Much of this can't be considered proper, and we're going to have SCOTUS going over most of these changes to see if they were properly made.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:40 PM (oVJmc)

658 Craig Iron Head Hayward. Two other football great names.
Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2020 09:36 PM (q7ozR)

I loved Iron Head. He did body wash ads for a while. He left this Earth too soon. Seemed liked a really fun guy.

*simpering voice*

But Iron Head, aren't body washes for ladies?*

*Iron Head voice*

Listen, Chump!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:40 PM (x8Wzq)

659 lAnd they fired Turd Blossom and Dick Morris.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:40 PM (CZm2G)

660 I feel like I have to do something special for Thanksgiving, but my friends are all taking the "advisories" seriously, and the restaurants around here have all been forcibly closed.

I guess I'll just have to get that nice organic pasture-raised spiral-cut ham out of my freezer and cook it for just myself with a glaze of apricot-pepper jelly.

I was wanting to save it for a role-playing game session, like, in-person with friends, but I don't anticipate getting to enjoy one of those anytime soon, either.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:40 PM (H3MF8)

661 A discussion we had years ago on an ONT was the pairings of reserved, square coaches with flamboyant players who got along and succeeded with each other: John Wooden/Bill Walton; Tom Landry/Hollywood Henderson; Joe Gibbs/Riggo; Tony Dungy/Warren Sapp; Phil Jackson/Dennis Rodman.

I'm sure there are others, but those are some of my favs.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 09:40 PM (oZuI0)

662 Don't forget, about 70% of NFL games in the 70s and 80s were played on concerte covered by a thin indoor/outdoor carpet. It's a wonder any of those guys could stand upright after retirement.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (evxBY)

663 And I still have a bunch of leftover Halloween candy I wanted to give to my nieces... Bah. I'll probably end up throwing it out.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (H3MF



now wait a minute, that is too drastic, throwing out candy

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)

664 Colts eventually got Bert Jones - a forgotten but very able QB.
Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:39 PM (w2LAm)

Cannon for an arm, if I recall correctly...

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (BgMrQ)

665 565 Can Trump pardon himself before he leaves office? He really should consider it.
Posted by: james at November 20, 2020 09:24 PM (PvswE)

===

Dunno, but it seems possible he could resign a few days early and let Pence do it.

He could pardon Pence before he resigns.

Posted by: jc at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (PuMKG)

666 Dallas Cowboys fans are some real whiny bitches. So the star QB underperforms a bit, only gets 200 yards offense. Big whup. I think the 20 biggest Cowboys crybaby fans should be sentenced to join me in being Cincinnati Bengals fans for a season.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (W+kMI)

667 And after trump wins I want to have him order all the Dominion voting machines confiscated, put on an old tramp steamer, and sunk over the Marianas Trench.


Each one with a liberal tethered to it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (oVJmc)

668 >>>BREAKING: Pennsylvania Commonwealth Court judge ruled that 200,349 absentee ballots in Allegheny County where the voter didn't date their declaration are invalid, reversing a lower court judge. This is a Trump win. He just won Pennsylvania again

It is 2,349.
He has lost PA (again).
Posted by: Hans Donker at November 20, 2020 08:02 PM (BmO9j)



Yep. It was on Today's Morning Report.

The thing is, that can be applied to every county.

Alleghany county includes Pittsburgh, so it might be something like 10% of the state. It remains to be seen how many other counties have a proportionate problem. Maybe Philadelphia is proportionately BIGGER, for all we know.

Trump is down somewhere around 54k, last I heard, so it seems dubious that it will flip the state by itself, but you never know.

That being said, it doesn't take too many such victories to get there.

But it sounds like the Big Votes will be throwing out votes that were kept out of view of observers.


In fact, I get the impression that that's the whole ball game. Mystery votes showing up in the middle of the night, with to explanation or observers? Illegal, gone. Votes counted with Republican observers "corralled" 50 yards away? Illegal, gone. Mail-in votes with no signature check or observers? Illegal, gone. Overvotes? Illegal, gone.

I think the overvotes alone might do it in MI. I think even just the "middle of the night" votes are enough in WI & PA. MI, WI, & PA are enough to get over 270.


Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (hOOi9)

669 I forget who said it (might have been Bongino) that
the Dems freaked out at how big Trump was up and panicked when the
realized how much they would have to cheat and it got sloppy and they
had to bring in more people to work on and maybe not as reliable for
them.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 09:29 PM (XXb5U)


Kevin Jackson said that also, just yesterday

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (WyVLE)

670 652 White wasn't a bad QB.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (KAi1n)

Danny White was a decent replacement for Roger Stauback - just as Earl Morrall reasonably replaced Bob Griese for the Dolphins and, earlier, Johnny Unitas for the Colts.

Colts eventually got Bert Jones - a forgotten but very able QB.

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:39 PM (w2LAm)


One of the Maybe Could Have Been Terrific pro QB's was Greg Cook, Bengals circa '69, '70. Injuries ended his career, IIRC.

Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:42 PM (AMIL/)

671 Mike Singletary did not need a nickname. He would make you eat any nickname proffered.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)


His nickname was Samurai. I think he's a big Trump supporter.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 09:42 PM (XXb5U)

672 >>Do you think it's possible the Feds are working on this too? We did hear that people were assigned to election fraud, and they also got rid of the guy who was blocking everything. And I just can't see Barr totally ignoring this thing.

I'm pretty sure they are. I'd love to know why Barr went to visit McConnell.

But I also think Trump has been using other assets to watch. I doubt his 2018 EO on election infrastructure was just a random idea. And the moves he made at DoD to take the Pentagon brass out of the reporting loop for Special Forces seems interesting, particularly with Ezra Cohen-Watkins in place over there.

I have a ton of respect for Powell but I just can't see her unraveling this thing so fast without some outside help and I don't think whistleblowers can explain all of it. She's fingering Obama and Brennan, that has to be coming from inside.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

673 Cannon for an arm, if I recall correctly...
Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (BgMrQ)

Bert Jones was an old LSU QB - just a real great...

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:42 PM (w2LAm)

674 BTW, if anybody's looking for a decent drinking game, just take a swig every time Tammy Bruce says "dynamic".

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at November 20, 2020 09:42 PM (hOOi9)

675 And I still have a bunch of leftover Halloween candy I wanted to give to my nieces... Bah. I'll probably end up throwing it out.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (H3MF


you are 'splaining things to a troll

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq)

676 >>> Throughout the entire election campaign I have not seen a single Bogus Biden banner, bumper sticker, or sign. Only Trump.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 20, 2020 09:35 PM (66BnU)


There are some in neighborhoods around me. One with a ByeDon sign. But many took the Biden signs down after the vote steal. Trump signs are still up though.

There is a local crappy artist that made the Democrat signs all the leftists have here and the picture of Biden on the sign looked like Obama. It looked like an Obama / Hillary sign but said Biden / Kamala.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 20, 2020 09:43 PM (l6b3d)

677
Craig Iron Head Hayward. Two other football great names.
Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2020 09:36 PM (q7ozR)


Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds

Posted by: DAK at November 20, 2020 09:43 PM (PtOP4)

678 595 Reince Priebus is saying WI is not an early vote state and how they have been getting around this is they request and absentee ballot and then vote in person so you're not really absent then.
They are not filling out the application... like at all.
Trump is saying show us the applications and they won't do it.

Matt Schlapp said they have so many thousands of cases of illegal ballots in NV and that Trump actually won.

The clock is running out. So infuriating.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2020 09:28 PM (NpAcC)

RINO Reince Preibus is off the bench? This thing has legs even the RINOs aside from Romney and Lankford can't ignore? Wow.

And nobody is close to running out the clock.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 09:43 PM (YkawN)

679 Incidentally, I don't watch NFL anymore, but I occassionally check the standings.



Not only are the Cowboys horrible this season, but the entire
Division is the worst of the league. All 4 teams are terrible -- they
have a combined 10 wins.



The Steelers have 9 wins.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:38 PM (QMRpq)

That is another thing about teams. You might be rooting for guys simply because of laundry. Even on hated rivals there are good men. I was never a Skins or Steelers fan. But I found out that Franco Harris and Dave Butts were to of the best character guys out there. It is just a reminder about things I guess. The team thing is great and I get why we do it. But the guy you hate might be the guy you would much prefer to know in any other circumstance.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:43 PM (ZbBR3)

680 I'd like to know where she is getting her information. If this conspiracy is as big as it sounds, how does she know so much after only 2 weeks?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Anons digging and reporting and military on the inside close to Flynn. She and Rudy said so at the press conference. That's why they were so pissed calling out all law enforcement being MIA for years.
It's really disgraceful when anonymous citizens have to do the work for law enforcement and Intel agencies.
The People are the last check on corruption as we are finding out before bullets go flying.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 09:43 PM (WDeid)

681 Hacksaw Reynolds
The Hangman (Chris Hanburger)The Diesel (Riggins)
The Stork (Villapiano)
Too Tall JonesNight Train Lane

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (KAi1n)

682 @661...wouldn't say Phil Jackson was square and reserved. He was a slightly less wacky hippy (and a lot less talented player) than Walton in his playing days. He seemed more buttoned down by the time he was coaching, but in a lot of ways he had more in common with Rodman than he did with Jordan or Pippen.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (evxBY)

683 Didn't Romo marry Jessica Simpson?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (PUmDY)

684 I am so sick of people supposedly on our side giving Sidney Powell shit on twitter. People you would think would know better.

I'm unfollowing like a mad woman.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (cF8AT)

685 stir up enough dust and uncertainty that it goes to the new House, which favors him. Dems can suck it.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 09:33 PM (W+kMI)

The new House would vote, not the outgoing?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (9UmRs)

686

sorry , bad cut and paste !!! and I lost the original.


so sad

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (zr5Kq)

687 2 White wasn't a bad QB.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:31 PM (KAi1n)

he was a good punter too if they needed it.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:45 PM (ZbBR3)

688 Love the oldtime football talk...cause you can't discuss or watch the new. Was getting ready to watch B1G Purdue at Minnesota on DVR delay. All 85 Gopher players are named END RACISM. I said fvck it, deleted that game and tried another.

Posted by: Al Unsure at November 20, 2020 09:45 PM (Jib4S)

689 Hacksaw Reynolds
The Hangman (Chris Hanburger)The Diesel (Riggins)
The Stork (Villapiano)
Too Tall JonesNight Train Lane


Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (KAi1n)


Mean Joe Greene

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 09:45 PM (XXb5U)

690

Fuck the NFL...

Posted by: Crude Indian at November 20, 2020 09:45 PM (vAIGZ)

691 Pug @ 658 Wow! Didnt know or forgot Iron Head died. RIP

And now Ickey Woods with the Ickey Shuffle are flashing back in my memory also.

Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2020 09:45 PM (q7ozR)

692 ...
The Stork (Villapiano)
...
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (KAi1n)

I thought it was: "The Mad Stork" ?!?!

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (BgMrQ)

693 683 Didn't Romo marry Jessica Simpson?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (PUmDY)

I don't think so; I remember her being married to some other guy. They briefly had a TV show together.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (H3MF8)

694 I should find a site with some of those old Raiders games. I haven't seem them in a long time and it would be fun.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:15 PM (JKNZq)

I recently saw a replay of some championship game from the 60's. Eagletts/Fudge packers?

Real tackling, real blocking and the QBs actually participated.

I had forgotten what real football looked like....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (R/m4+)

695 Son coming for Thanksgiving tomorrow. Haven't seen him since Christmas last year. nothing but good news for the next week. Had my fill of bad.

Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (Fk2WS)

696 I saw a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on a car today.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (JKNZq)

697
That is another thing about teams. You might be rooting for guys simply because of laundry. Even on hated rivals there are good men. I was never a Skins or Steelers fan. But I found out that Franco Harris and Dave Butts were to of the best character guys out there. It is just a reminder about things I guess. The team thing is great and I get why we do it. But the guy you hate might be the guy you would much prefer to know in any other circumstance.
Posted by: Quint


That's kinda why I stopped liking professional team sports. It's just Laundry. I found myself rooting for a Logo.

I think Johnny Damon going to the Yankees finally made me see the Light.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (QMRpq)

698 Herr Commissar, drink wine for a two-fer.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2020 09:21 PM (CZm2G)


Right now, Founders "Dirt Bastard Scotch Ale" seems to be a most beneficial draught!~

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (2C38g)

699 698
Dirty

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (2C38g)

700 Too bad.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (PUmDY)

701 Mean Mary Jean

Posted by: Superstar of our team at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (ddIir)

702 The Fun Bunch and their endzone antics.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (4I/2K)

703 The Mad Stork Ted Hendricks

Posted by: Mr. Fool Brownie Blackie at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (vrBaR)

704 westminster bound (denver) tomorrow morning. Layover in Junction City, Kansas. Any recommendations for a good meal there ?

Posted by: grease monkey at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (bQ/08)

705 My husband stopped watching football when they had that big strike. Probably just as well.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (JKNZq)

706 JackStraw, anons never finished digging and exposing Obama/Clinton/Soros ect after 2007-2008, just driven underground to messageboards to crowdsource until the election where certain social media has been flooded with reports.
Cloward Piven those MSM Big Tech traitors.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (WDeid)

707 My brother mentioned a meme about how old you can be:

Members of STP, GnR, and other bands forming a new supergroup . . . except not members, but ^sons* of the members.

I cut in that I've seen a slew of players in the NFL who are *sons* of players who were featured on TECMO Super Bowl and Madden games.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 09:48 PM (oZuI0)

708 Watching The Crown.

Gillian Anderson's take on Maggie is like a parody.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

709 I thought The Stork was Ted Hendricks?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:48 PM (m45I2)

710 Hell, Raiders and ANYBODY was a blood feud. (But yeah, Raiders/Chiefs was f'ing war.)


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:27 PM (UvBAo)



Even though I'm only 29 years old I remember Raiders - Steelers games in the 70s. They were brutal.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 09:48 PM (XXb5U)

711 696 I saw a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on a car today.
-------
Did you remember to point and laugh?

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 09:48 PM (W+kMI)

712 Son coming for Thanksgiving tomorrow. Haven't seen him since Christmas last year. nothing but good news for the next week. Had my fill of bad.
Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (Fk2WS)


Blessings on the both of you, may it be a joyous Thanksgiving for all!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (2C38g)

713 All your cities I will burn.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (PUmDY)

714 704 westminster bound (denver) tomorrow morning. Layover in Junction City, Kansas. Any recommendations for a good meal there ?
Posted by: grease monkey at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (bQ/0

They just shut down all the restaurants around here. It's gonna have to be takeout, if anything.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (H3MF8)

715 The Stork (Villapiano)

...

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (KAi1n)



I thought it was: "The Mad Stork" ?!?!

Posted by: browndog


Ted Hendricks, the "Mad Stork in the Snow."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (UvBAo)

716 The Stork was Ted Hendricks

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (CLteG)

717 Jim Marshall

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (Jv7IM)

718 Jessica Simpson wore a pink Romo Cowboys jersey to a game and was booed for being bad luck. I think Romo may have told her to stop going.

Posted by: Mr. Fool Brownie Blackie at November 20, 2020 09:50 PM (vrBaR)

719 In fact, I get the impression that that's the whole ball game. Mystery votes showing up in the middle of the night, with to explanation or observers? Illegal, gone. Votes counted with Republican observers "corralled" 50 yards away? Illegal, gone. Mail-in votes with no signature check or observers? Illegal, gone. Overvotes? Illegal, gone.

I think the overvotes alone might do it in MI. I think even just the "middle of the night" votes are enough in WI & PA. MI, WI, & PA are enough to get over 270.


Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at November 20, 2020 09:41 PM (hOOi9)

Yes, and I don't believe the idea that Trump has to find the correct number of fraudulent ballots to overturn the result is correct. Multiple counties with 4 am vote dumps that are all mysteriously for one candidate? Somehow they "lost" all the outer envelopes that were supposed to have signatures verified but still counted all those votes? Monitors forced to use binoculars to try to see anything?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 09:50 PM (YkawN)

720 I just hoped the sticker was sort of like the guy that never takes down the Christmas lights. Can't imagine still wanting people to know that he voted for Kerry.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:50 PM (JKNZq)

721 661 A discussion we had years ago on an ONT was the pairings of reserved, square coaches with flamboyant players who got along and succeeded with each other: John Wooden/Bill Walton; Tom Landry/Hollywood Henderson; Joe Gibbs/Riggo; Tony Dungy/Warren Sapp; Phil Jackson/Dennis Rodman.

I'm sure there are others, but those are some of my favs.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 09:40 PM (oZuI0)


Tom Landry/Duane Thomas (RB) is probably the All-Time Number 1. Thomas destroyed the Dolphins in the SB. But Landry didn't like him and traded him to the Chargers. before the 72 season.

Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2020 09:50 PM (AMIL/)

722 709 I thought The Stork was Ted Hendricks?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 09:48 PM (m45I2)

Yes, you are correct...and it's Mad Stork.

I missed that update on Villapiano.

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:50 PM (BgMrQ)

723 Do you think it's possible the Feds are working on this too? We did hear that people were assigned to election fraud, and they also got rid of the guy who was blocking everything. And I just can't see Barr totally ignoring this thing.

I'm pretty sure they are. I'd love to know why Barr went to visit McConnell.

But I also think Trump has been using other assets to watch. I doubt his 2018 EO on election infrastructure was just a random idea. And the moves he made at DoD to take the Pentagon brass out of the reporting loop for Special Forces seems interesting, particularly with Ezra Cohen-Watkins in place over there.

I have a ton of respect for Powell but I just can't see her unraveling this thing so fast without some outside help and I don't think whistleblowers can explain all of it. She's fingering Obama and Brennan, that has to be coming from inside.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)


It seems reasonable - that Trump is hiding some cards.

I thought it was the CIA chief that had a mysterious visit visit to McConnell. Did Barr have one too, or am I mistaken?

The rest of this just reminds me of the server mission in Frankfurt, where Powell said she didn't know if the "good guys" or the "bad guys" got it. But think about that - by all accounts the US military (presumably Special Ops) seized it. So that - right there - suggests that there are "bad guys" in the US military, and ones that knew to look for a server there.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at November 20, 2020 09:50 PM (hOOi9)

724 Sorry, Grease Monkey; I may have misunderstood. Were you asking for recommendations in the Denver area, or in Kansas? Denver-area restaurants are shut down, but Junction City restaurants may well still be open.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (H3MF8)

725 717 Jim Marshall
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (Jv7IM)

The model for the players on the old electronic football game.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (Jv7IM)

726 I saw a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on a car today.

A little voice inside my head said
"don't look back, you can never look back"

Posted by: grease monkey at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (/Rqse)

727 Gillian Anderson's take on Maggie is like a parody.


That is EXACTLY what I told my wife when she had it on.


Carol Burnett's version of the Queen was more reasonable and dignified.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (oVJmc)

728
The Fun Bunch and their endzone antics.


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 09:47 PM (4I/2K)

the good ol' days. The Hogs the Chief and Crazy Ray for the Cowboys All would be cancelled today.
If anyone remembers the Chief for the Redskins and Crazy Ray for the Cowboys, they were best friends. Crazy Ray got The Chief his job and used to put him up when he came to Dallas.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (ZbBR3)

729 Stump Mitchhell

Night Train Lane

Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (q7ozR)

730 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (H3MF

Junction city is where I was asking.

Posted by: grease monkey at November 20, 2020 09:52 PM (/Rqse)

731 @707...same thing in MLB. Tbe Toronto Blue Jays in particular. Three or four guys in their starting lineup had Dads who p!ayed in the bigs. Bellinger with the Dodgers, his Dad was a big leaguer. I expect to see more of it. Genetics, yes, but money too...paying for year round high end training at a a very young age.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 09:52 PM (evxBY)

732 I'll state for a 100% fact that there were many many family members of the military working and networking to expose Obama/Clinton/Soros ect in 2007-2008 on Faceberg.
Lots of people took a lot of shit from both sides since 2007-2008.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 09:52 PM (WDeid)

733 725 717 Jim Marshall
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (Jv7IM)

The model for the players on the old electronic football game.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (Jv7IM)

'CAUSE HE WENT THE WRONG WAY!!!

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:52 PM (BgMrQ)

734 Gillian Anderson's tits were the one good part in the movie The Turning.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:52 PM (H3MF8)

735 So, had a female roommate years ago who brought a cute little tuxedo male kitten barely weaned home with her one day. Over time, said roommate began losing her mind getting hooked on meth. ( She started out as an RN, then a guy turned her sadly.) As a manly man, I had taken on the responsibility of feeding and taking care of said tuxedo cat that was named George. When I happily moved out after her transgressions, I told her I was taking George and that was final. Fast forward 15 years, and the little shit right now is sitting at the top of my favorite reclining chair next to me purring and loving his daddy.

Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at November 20, 2020 09:52 PM (CQtVS)

736 I cut in that I've seen a slew of players in the NFL
who are *sons* of players who were featured on TECMO Super Bowl and
Madden games.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 09:48 PM (oZuI0)


think that is not as bad as a friend of mine who mentioned that a couple kids of buds of his are now in the Army deployed overseas and sending emails from deployment saying, "unka, tell me, when you were deployed here . . . "

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 09:53 PM (WyVLE)

737 I like happy endings, JayHawkfan63!

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:53 PM (JKNZq)

738 30 Cats for supper?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 20, 2020 07:54 PM (HaL55)

Fried up in dough down at the Peking Moon.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 20, 2020 09:53 PM (qyH+l)

739 >>I thought it was the CIA chief that had a mysterious visit visit to McConnell. Did Barr have one too, or am I mistaken?

Both of them did. Even more curious.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)

740 If we were really worried about verification and observers, why wouldn't we have the counting set up with as many surveillance cams as your average casino?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:54 PM (oVJmc)

741 @713

Be my guest. I live in the rural suburbs.

Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 20, 2020 09:54 PM (7CWia)

742 Yes, and I don't believe the idea that Trump has to find the correct number of fraudulent ballots to overturn the result is correct. Multiple counties with 4 am vote dumps that are all mysteriously for one candidate? Somehow they "lost" all the outer envelopes that were supposed to have signatures verified but still counted all those votes? Monitors forced to use binoculars to try to see anything?
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 09:50 PM (YkawN)


Of course he has to have enough fraudulent votes identified! To change the outcome of an election, the courts might not even look at it unless the fraud affects enough votes to change the winner.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at November 20, 2020 09:54 PM (hOOi9)

743 >>If anyone remembers the Chief for the Redskins and Crazy Ray for the Cowboys, they were best friends. Crazy Ray got The Chief his job and used to put him up when he came to Dallas.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (ZbBR3)

+1.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (xK9An)

744
Junction city is where I was asking.
Posted by: grease monkey


Shady Rest Hotel?
Ask for Bobbie Jo.
If she's not there, ask for Billie Jo or Bettie Jo.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (QMRpq)

745 730 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (H3MF

Junction city is where I was asking.
Posted by: grease monkey at November 20, 2020 09:52 PM (/Rqse)

Cool! I'm not familiar with that area, but I hope you get some good tips from other folks here.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (H3MF8)

746 John Riggins would absolutely be a Moron.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (oZuI0)

747 Great Old Timey QB's:
Minnesota's Al Capp (before NY traded away Fran Tarkington)
LA Rams - Roman Gabriel
Packers - Paul Hornung
Chiefs - Len Dawson
Colts - Johnny Unitas and Earl Morrall
Jet - Joe Namath
Cowboys - Don Meredith
Raiders - Darrel Lamonica




Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (w2LAm)

748 @GenFlynn 15m

Come on @TuckerCarlson you're still not being genuine.
@SidneyPowell1 is slaying dragons with her small team and you sit on high and pontificate. Go do some street journalism and ask the tough questions yourself. Why the hell not!?

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (cF8AT)

749 If we were really worried about verification and
observers, why wouldn't we have the counting set up with as many
surveillance cams as your average casino?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Ummmm, cause the casinos are serious about stopping cheating?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (UvBAo)

750 Carol Burnett's version of the Queen was more reasonable and dignified.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (oVJmc)
--

And Dennis Thatcher trying to tip the staff. "It's English money, but you can use it in Scotland!" As if he was ever that stupid.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

751 Villapiano's a cool guy. Decent-looking, tall, smart, articulate. Didn't look like a Raider but sure played like one.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:56 PM (KAi1n)

752 I have rescued a number of cats, and got them homes. There are a couple that I didn't and I regret that.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 09:56 PM (WyVLE)

753 733 725 717 Jim Marshall
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (Jv7IM)

The model for the players on the old electronic football game.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:51 PM (Jv7IM)

'CAUSE HE WENT THE WRONG WAY!!!
Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:52 PM (BgMrQ)

Much like Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:56 PM (Jv7IM)

754 >>John Riggins would absolutely be a Moron.

Riggins was a moron before we were. He was a great Jet so naturally they let him get away. Funny guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:57 PM (ZLI7S)

755 Fast forward 15 years, and the little shit right now is sitting at the top of my favorite reclining chair next to me purring and loving his daddy.
Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at November 20, 2020 09:52 PM (CQtVS)


JayHawkfan63, I think, when that time comes, St Peter is gonna give you a pass on a lot of stuff you regret!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 09:57 PM (2C38g)

756 708 Watching The Crown.

Gillian Anderson's take on Maggie is like a parody.
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 20, 2020 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

----------------------------

My wife's got that on now. She says Anderson's delivery is too slow . I think she's comparing her to Meryl Streep's performance.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 20, 2020 09:57 PM (CAJOC)

757 Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:44 PM (KAi1n)

Ted Hendricks was the Stork.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 09:57 PM (9UmRs)

758 Flounder, if you're here, your explanation of judicial notice is incorrect.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 09:57 PM (KAi1n)

759 We haven't mentioned Alex Karras yet either.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (JKNZq)

760 iirc, Jim Marshal got busted smuggling heroin near Duluth.

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (l3+k2)

761 John Riggins would absolutely be a Moron.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (oZuI0)

yeah, several of those guys I bet. Dave Butts did some adverts for the NRA.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (ZbBR3)

762 Roger Staubach has the distinction of being the richest NFL player ever.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (2DOZq)

763 >>He was a great Jet so naturally they let him get away. Funny guy. Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:57 PM (ZLI7S)

I actually had his Jets card.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (xK9An)

764 I thought Amy Schumer was The Stork

Posted by: Ted Hendricks at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (m45I2)

765 Finally watched Tenet, can anyone explain why Nolan laid down a soundtrack composed of hornets fighting wolverines in a garbage can through out the entire film?

Also literally cannot make out the dialogue between characters throughout much of the film.

It is pretty to look at, but stupid ending.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (qEjZn)

766 If she's not there, ask for Billie Jo or Bettie Jo.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (QMRpq) [/i[

Pro-tip
Do not ask for Jo Jo!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (2C38g)

767 Riggins was a moron before we were. He was a great Jet so naturally they let him get away. Funny guy.

Posted by: JackStraw



Didn't he get drunk and tell Nancy Regan to "loosin up" at some White House function?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (UvBAo)

768 Kaylegh - If Biden needs any covid information he can download it off our site.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (buTO7)

769 Well done good sir, not that I would ever have expected less!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (2C38g)

770 If we were really worried about verification and observers, why wouldn't we have the counting set up with as many surveillance cams as your average casino?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 09:54 PM (oVJmc)


It's unnecessary, and imperfect. The thing is, use of observers is extremely effective, and the only reason to refuse to allow them is if you're crooked. There's no way that votes counted in this fashion should be allowed to count.

It's NOT a matter of the means not being there - it's a matter of INTENTIONALLY making it EASY to cheat ON PURPOSE, and the ones doing it are the ones who control the facility.

Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (hOOi9)

771 712
Son coming for Thanksgiving tomorrow. Haven't seen him since
Christmas last year. nothing but good news for the next week. Had my
fill of bad.

Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (Fk2WS)



Blessings on the both of you, may it be a joyous Thanksgiving for all!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 20, 2020 09:49 PM (2C38g)


Thank you sir and may you have blessed Thanksgiving as well.

Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (Fk2WS)

772 747 Great Old Timey QB's:
Minnesota's Al Capp (before NY traded away Fran Tarkington)
LA Rams - Roman Gabriel
****Packers - Paul Hornung****
Chiefs - Len Dawson
Colts - Johnny Unitas and Earl Morrall
Jet - Joe Namath
Cowboys - Don Meredith
Raiders - Darrel Lamonica




Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (w2LAm)

Uh Bos, you might want to check on the Golden Boy.

I think Bart Starr might have some thing to say.

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (BgMrQ)

773 It's circle of liiife-
No screw that, it's a cute little kitten, being bullied by a snake. Time for humans to intervene!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzVTUjtlWFw

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (W+kMI)

774 We haven't mentioned Alex Karras yet either.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (JKNZq)

Well, he was only a pawn in something, something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)

775 760 iirc, Jim Marshal got busted smuggling heroin near Duluth.
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (l3+k2)

He took a lot of wrong turns.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (Jv7IM)

776 754 >>John Riggins would absolutely be a Moron.

Riggins was a moron before we were. He was a great Jet so naturally they let him get away. Funny guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 09:57 PM (ZLI7S)

--I'm just old enough to recall Dan Rather, deadpan, reporting on Riggo's "Loosen up, Sandy Baby!" comment on the CBS Evening News.

Classic.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 10:00 PM (oZuI0)

777 Cats . . . are insistent

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2fcsja2

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2020 10:00 PM (WyVLE)

778
My wife's got that on now. She says Anderson's delivery is too slow . I think she's comparing her to Meryl Streep's performance.



Anderson sounds like she's trying to do Thurston Howell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 10:00 PM (oVJmc)

779
Ready, kids?

It's coming....

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:00 PM (QMRpq)

780 I don't think so; I remember her being married to some other guy. They briefly had a TV show together.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (H3MF

Nick Lachey. As someone who grew up with the two on the periphery of existence, it was a cute show, but edited to make Simpson appear dumber than she is.

Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:00 PM (rwZk1)

781 Billy Kilmer would've been a Moron, too.

Because Val-u-Rite.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2020 10:01 PM (xK9An)

782 Ever had that sense of terror when you thought you lost your cat or any pet.

Posted by: cintas at November 20, 2020 10:01 PM (sVmYZ)

783 >>Didn't he get drunk and tell Nancy Regan to "loosin up" at some White House function?

Sandra Day O'Connor. Told her "Loosen up, Sandy baby.".

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 10:01 PM (ZLI7S)

784 I think Bart Starr might have some thing to say.
Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (BgMrQ)

Correct! I meant to say Bart Starr...

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 10:01 PM (w2LAm)

785 775 760 iirc, Jim Marshal got busted smuggling heroin near Duluth.
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 09:58 PM (l3+k2)

He took a lot of wrong turns.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 09:59 PM (Jv7IM)

And isn't old Alan Page a leftist judge up in Minnesota???

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 10:01 PM (BgMrQ)

786 Judicial notice is a way of shortcutting tedious prove of things that are not reasonably disputed. If you are facing the Sun and it is setting, you are facing west (roughly). Without judicial notice that the Sun sets in the west, you'd have to bring in a scientist to prove what we all know. Also, let's say you want the court to consider an out-of-jurisdiction statute on some relevant point. You provide a copy of the statute and if it appears in order, the court takes judicial notice of it (subject to the other side formally disproving it). Judicial notice prevents litigation from getting bogged down in pointless minutiae.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 10:01 PM (KAi1n)

787 It was Joe Capp, not Al Capp, for the Vikings.

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2020 10:01 PM (l3+k2)

788 @772..Bob Griese's wondering what a man has to do to get a mention, get some respect. 17-0 and back to back championships not enough?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 10:01 PM (evxBY)

789 Alan Page is, or was, on the MN Supreme Court.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (KAi1n)

790 723 Sidney is a civilian lawyer. I imagine since she does not have a security clearance she is not going to get info on special ops .

Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (3wnga)

791 I just read that Jim Kiick died this year.
I vaguely remember his name.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 08:58 PM (QMRpq)

Kiick was the other RB on the early 1970 unbeaten Dolphins teams, beside Czonka.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (eoQWY)

792 >>> I thought it was the CIA chief that had a mysterious visit to McConnell. Did Barr have one too, or am I mistaken?

>>> Both of them did. Even more curious.
~~~~~

The Gina Haspel visit worried me.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (sGotD)

793 754 >>John Riggins would absolutely be a Moron.

Riggins was a moron before we were. He was a great Jet so naturally they let him get away. Funny guy.
Posted by: JackStraw

----------->

Riggins was a frequent guest on the Greaseman's show

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (a3Tyz)

794 Joe Montana will always be my favorite QB.

Walter Payton, RB

Ray Guy, punter/QB

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)

795 Sad to ask, with everything that has been happening, any news on Hugo de Chavez?

Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (1a8bK)

796
It was Andy Capp.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (QMRpq)

797 Great Old Timey QB's:

Minnesota's Al Capp (before NY traded away Fran Tarkington)

LA Rams - Roman Gabriel

Packers - Paul Hornung

Chiefs - Len Dawson

Colts - Johnny Unitas and Earl Morrall

Jet - Joe Namath

Cowboys - Don Meredith

Raiders - Darrel Lamonica











Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 09:55 PM (w2LAm)


Billy Kilmer - Redskins. I remember a lot of times he looked like an unmade bed and he had been on a bender the night before the game.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (XXb5U)

798 I'm just going to leave this here for Teh Horde to appreciate.

https://tinyurl.com/y68mptff

After today, to all
@TheDemocrats
and liberals who STILL believe Biden will be inaugurated January 20, 2021,

I say this to you...

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (WDeid)

799 The Gina Haspel visit worried me.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (sGotD)


why ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)

800 713 All your cities I will burn.
--------
That's cool. If you want I have a list of a few you can start with and move on from there.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (W+kMI)

801 It was Joe Capp, not Al Capp, for the Vikings.


********

Al capp did Lil Abner comic strip.

Abner Doubleday was more of a baseball guy than football.

Posted by: Ted Hendricks at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (m45I2)

802
Billy Kilmer would've been a Moron, too.



Because Val-u-Rite.

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2020 10:01 PM (xK9An)

add in Kilmer as a Redskins great. So it was Kilmer, Baugh, Sonny, and Joe. Those guys have something in common though. They played many moons ago.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (ZbBR3)

803 >>Greaseman's show.

Wow. Blast from the past!

Posted by: Zod at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (xK9An)

804 Sandra Day O'Connor. Told her "Loosen up, Sandy baby.".

Posted by: JackStraw


Thank you!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (UvBAo)

805 @781...Billy Kilmer may have been a Moron. But that means Sonny Jorgensen would have been Ridin' with Biden.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (evxBY)

806 John Riggins: A good Kansan and a good Jayhawk.

Posted by: JayHawkfan63 at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (CQtVS)

807 Jim Marshall was turning his life around.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (Jv7IM)

808 743 >>If anyone remembers the Chief for the Redskins and Crazy Ray for the Cowboys, they were best friends. Crazy Ray got The Chief his job and used to put him up when he came to Dallas.

---> bring back the skins. HTTR

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (a3Tyz)

809 Kiick was the other RB on the early 1970 unbeaten Dolphins teams, beside Czonka.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (eoQWY)

Uhhhh, (cough) Mercury Morris (cough)

Posted by: browndog at November 20, 2020 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)

810



NOOOD

ONT tranny awareness post is up

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (QMRpq)

811 Kiick was the other RB on the early 1970 unbeaten Dolphins teams, beside Czonka.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (eoQWY)

--Don't forget Mercury Morris.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (oZuI0)

812 Franklin's Tower is joyous.c

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (+hNEM)

813 Joe Montana will always be my favorite QB.



Walter Payton, RB



Ray Guy, punter/QB

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (x8Wzq)

Staubach
Dorsett
Guy

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (ZbBR3)

814 The Gina Haspel visit worried me.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (sGotD)

She's not a good person. I'd say the day after Trump's inauguration, he needs to shit can Haspel and Wray.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (YkawN)

815 That's cool. If you want I have a list of a few you can start with and move on from there.



Posted by: exdem13


That's the smart move. Check out their work, see if we want to retain them.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (UvBAo)

816 780 I don't think so; I remember her being married to some other guy. They briefly had a TV show together.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 09:46 PM (H3MF

Nick Lachey. As someone who grew up with the two on the periphery of existence, it was a cute show, but edited to make Simpson appear dumber than she is.
Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:00 PM (rwZk1)

I always figured she was joking when she asked, "How do buffaloes fly with such tiny wings?", or whatever it was.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (H3MF8)

817 It was Andy Capp.
Posted by: Soothsayer'

*********

Andy Capp was a punter, of a different sort.

Posted by: Ted Hendricks at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (m45I2)

818 >>Sidney is a civilian lawyer. I imagine since she does not have a security clearance she is not going to get info on special ops .

A civilian lawyer with a pretty powerful client. She can have whatever Trump wants her to have.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (ZLI7S)

819 Dammit, it's getting to the point that when I watch Independence day I want to cheer when the aliens blast L.A., NYC, and D.C. like that.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (W+kMI)

820 WIKI:

"It was at the 1985 National Press Club's Salute to Congress at 529 14th Street NW in Washington D.C. that Riggins drunkenly told Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor to "loosen up Sandy baby" because she was "too uptight" when the two met at dinner.[31] Riggins then fell asleep under the table.[32] The next time Mrs. O'Connor and John Riggins met at a function years later, he gave her a dozen roses.[33] "

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

821 >>Billy Kilmer would've been a Moron, too.

Sonny Jurgenson was replaced by Kilmer - a quite capable QB for an old guy - injuries sidelined him.

Posted by: Boswell at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (w2LAm)

822 818 >>Sidney is a civilian lawyer. I imagine since she does not have a security clearance she is not going to get info on special ops .

A civilian lawyer with a pretty powerful client. She can have whatever Trump wants her to have.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 10:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Indeed.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 10:06 PM (Jv7IM)

823 /off stork

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2020 10:06 PM (m45I2)

824 814 The Gina Haspel visit worried me.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2020 10:02 PM (sGotD)

She's not a good person. I'd say the day after Trump's inauguration, he needs to shit can Haspel and Wray.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (YkawN)

Barr, too. After reading that article in the sidebar about Sidney Powell, I think she'd be an amazing Attorney General. She would absolutely clean up that corrupt DoJ.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:07 PM (H3MF8)

825 Okay, I think we have most of the proto-Morons nailed down: Stabler. Lenny Dawson, Riggo, Singletary . . . hell, I'll throw in Big Tuna, Bill Parcells.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at November 20, 2020 10:07 PM (oZuI0)

826 Jack then possibly her comment that she does not know whether the good guys or bad guys have the server is just misdirection to the media.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2020 10:07 PM (3wnga)

827 I always figured she was joking when she asked, "How do buffaloes fly with such tiny wings?", or whatever it was.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (H3MF

It was Chicken of the Sea and she asked if it was really chicken or tuna. Kind of a brainfart/jokey moment, but it was made it a much bigger deal than it was.

Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (rwZk1)

828 Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
BAT, er, flying cat.

Posted by: Winston at November 20, 2020 10:09 PM (Rbu5d)

829 Bronco Nagurski and Craig Iron Head Hayward. Two other football great names.
Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2020 09:36 PM (q7ozR)

Dick "Night Train" Lane, a great CB in the 50s

Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2020 10:10 PM (eoQWY)

830 >>Jack then possibly her comment that she does not know whether the good guys or bad guys have the server is just misdirection to the media.

Could be. She seemed to indicate today that the good guys have it. Last night a picture was tweeted out of her and General Flynn at the Trump campaign HQ.

It just seems that Trump has known since election night that he won big and it was being taken. With the speed things are moving it just seems she's getting some assistance from somewhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2020 10:14 PM (ZLI7S)

831 827 I always figured she was joking when she asked, "How do buffaloes fly with such tiny wings?", or whatever it was.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:04 PM (H3MF

It was Chicken of the Sea and she asked if it was really chicken or tuna. Kind of a brainfart/jokey moment, but it was made it a much bigger deal than it was.
Posted by: soulpile at November 20, 2020 10:08 PM (rwZk1)

I understand! I have a similar style of humor, pretending to mistake one thing for another.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:15 PM (H3MF8)

832 NOOD- ONT!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 20, 2020 10:16 PM (H3MF8)

833 grease monkey

I'm in the next town over.

If Munson's is open go there. Superior steak from their own ranch.

Munson's is just off I-70 at the middle of the 3 JC exits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

834 Of course he has to have enough fraudulent votes
identified! To change the outcome of an election, the courts might not
even look at it unless the fraud affects enough votes to change the
winner.



Posted by: President-Elect Optimizer at November 20, 2020 09:54 PM (hOOi9)

Not true. Courts have overturned whole elections when fraud was alleged without there being any claim that enough votes were affected to change the outcome. See NC 2018 as an example.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 10:18 PM (946rW)

835 John Matuszak, movie star.

Posted by: klaftern at November 20, 2020 10:32 PM (RuIsu)

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