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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Fragonard Girl.jpg

A Young Girl Reading
Jean-Honore Fragonard

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Nice

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 09:31 AM (Msrhc)

2 1st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2020 09:31 AM (ejd/p)

3 Reading a Harlequin and diddling herself much?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 25, 2020 09:31 AM (E4Ltn)

4 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 25, 2020 09:31 AM (Vxu+H)

5 Damn! Computer's moving like molasses in January this morning.

Nice art, though. Would hang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2020 09:32 AM (ejd/p)

6 Looks like really fine print.

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 09:32 AM (4G2se)

7 fluffy

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 25, 2020 09:32 AM (dNzKv)

8 I do like the colors though. And she seems very cute and peaceful.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 25, 2020 09:32 AM (Vxu+H)

9 She's giving us all the bird behind the book

Posted by: blaster at November 25, 2020 09:33 AM (ZfRYq)

10 I knew I'd get willowed. Oh well.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:33 AM (BJLVZ)

11 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

The history of Smallville.

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 09:33 AM (arJlL)

12 looks comfy

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 25, 2020 09:33 AM (oAY8z)

13 Somebody found a sale on yellow paint!

Posted by: tbodie at November 25, 2020 09:34 AM (XkxK0)

14 I have noticed the pinky, now I can't not see the pinky.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 25, 2020 09:34 AM (dNzKv)

15 It looks like it could be music she's reading, rather than text.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at November 25, 2020 09:34 AM (MkuC5)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

17 The first Harlequin romance novels?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:34 AM (BJLVZ)

18 Her lips are not moving so she cant be reading!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

19 How young?

Can I have those thoughts about her?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

20 her hot pink moistness glistened in the moonlight

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:35 AM (JFO2v)

21
Tailormade - a limerick

The pretty girl said "What the heck!
I keep my imperfections in check"
I wear this ruffled collar
(Which only cost a dollar)
To cover my giraffe-like neck

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:36 AM (m45I2)

22 I have noticed the pinky, now I can't not see the pinky.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Looks like one of those appendages in a fish's mouth that they use like a worm to attract other fish.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:36 AM (BJLVZ)

23 My mother had this in a frame. Wonder what happened to it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 09:36 AM (0WmUX)

24 The book is "How To Make a Sammich".

Posted by: spindrift at November 25, 2020 09:37 AM (h5TKJ)

25 Reading Robespierre no doubt!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 09:37 AM (87oRe)

26 17 The first Harlequin romance novels?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:34 AM (BJLVZ)

"His purple-headed warrior now stood at full and rigid attention. Her bosoms heaved as he ripped at her bodice."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:37 AM (nakwk)

27 How young?

Can I have those thoughts about her?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)


Sure

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 09:37 AM (0WmUX)

28 her hot pink moistness glistened in the moonlight
Posted by: rhennigantx


Her body trembled as Paolo snuck into the room

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (BJLVZ)

29 Hands are difficult to paint, I've heard.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (TdMsT)

30 Women reading books was a big subject for artists at the time.

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (Izzlo)

31 11 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
The history of Smallville.
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 09:33 AM (arJlL)


The details are always in the fine print!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (87oRe)

32 I demand an end to the cisnormativity and male-dominated culture false-history that women could read over 100 years ago. It is settled history Ruth Bader Ginsberg was the first women that could read in North America.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

33 Just a delightful, pleasant painting of an attractive girl in a tranquil scene. It makes me relax just viewing it. It has the feel of a pastel painting the way colors blend, especially in the girl's complexion.

Thanks, CBD, for this lovely painting. What a nice image to begin the day. OM should use this as one the illustrations he includes in the Sunday book thread.

Posted by: JTB at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (7EjX1)

34 I love her hair. And the pretty purple ribbon! She's so feminine, the difference between her and today's girls is striking.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (U2p+3)

35 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.

Little Women?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 09:39 AM (HaL55)

36 She's either wearing a lot of layers or she's got arm musculature that would make gymbros envious.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:39 AM (nakwk)

37 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.

Little Women?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:39 AM (BJLVZ)

38 Her body trembled as Paolo snuck into the room
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (BJLVZ)

Paola does not sneak when boldly going where no man has gone before.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

39 The details are always in the fine print!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (87oRe)

My word as a lawyer.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (nakwk)

40 That's a lot of dressing up just to read a book.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (B8meM)

41 The side profile of her head looks great. colors and shading fantastic. Proportionally not good. Her head is too small, neck too long and she looks to have the arms of an offensive tackle. Whats up with that pinky finger. I think I could draw better stick figures than this guy.

Posted by: JROD at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (0jZnq)

42 now I have to go see what rick223 got willowed on, brb

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (RusNE)

43
Hands are difficult to paint, I've heard.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (TdMsT)


The one thing to remember is to make sure you let one hand dry first before you paint the other one. If you paint them at the same time the brush handle gets messy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (v13gW)

44 I have noticed the pinky, now I can't not see the pinky.
Posted by: Cat Ass Troph


**********


Q74.0

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (m45I2)

45 19 How young?

Can I have those thoughts about her?
_____________

She has boobies, so past puberty. You are officially allowed to think impure thoughts, comrade!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (k4dH2)

46 30 Women reading books was a big subject for artists at the time.
Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (Izzlo)

It was called Fantasy Art.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

47 She'd be more comfortable if that pillow was me.

Posted by: My Pillow at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (cCxiu)

48 A very fine work today. thanks!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Fopps News Sucks at November 25, 2020 09:41 AM (N17yv)

49 19 How young?

Can I have those thoughts about her?
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

--------------------------

Seeing as how she's now over 250 years old, go right ahead.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 09:41 AM (CAJOC)

50 I Am Curious (Yellow)

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 25, 2020 09:41 AM (9IdCK)

51 She has boobies, so past puberty. You are officially allowed to think impure thoughts, comrade!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (k4dH2)

grass on the mound

play ball

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

52 A young Sydney Powell reading The Krakening.

Posted by: jsg at November 25, 2020 09:41 AM (fYqHj)

53 My Pillow guy heartily endorses this painting.

Posted by: stumck at November 25, 2020 09:41 AM (w9Wax)

54 They called her Mello Yellow

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (JFO2v)

55 17 The first Harlequin romance novels?

Those came from the Minerva Press, I believe.

I like this one. I don't know that I would call it great art, but I like the colors, composition, etc. Would hang.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (rWZ8Y)

56 She's so feminine, the difference between her and today's girls is striking.

She needs some poorly-drawn tattoos haphazardly scattered across her skin.

Posted by: Teen Vogue at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (h5TKJ)

57 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.

*********


A Tale of One City

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (m45I2)

58 Nice
Posted by: Cato, ...
======================
No, I think it's out in the countryside, possibly in Normandy judging by the lace ruff.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (UDapT)

59 I like the painting, but I'm afraid she is too old for Pedo Joe.

Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

60 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.

The Wit and Wisdom of B Hussein Obama

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)

61 I've always liked this painting and my mom bought me a print of it when I was younger and had visited the National Gallery of Art in DC, where it is hanging.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 25, 2020 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

62 The details are always in the fine print!

"Control plus. Where's the damn control plus on this thing?"

How many, uh, "29" year old Morons will admit to stacking two pairs of readers in a pinch?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 25, 2020 09:43 AM (qc+VF)

63 My word as a lawyer.
____________

That's almost as trustworthy as "my word as a Biden."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2020 09:43 AM (k4dH2)

64 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.

Gulag Island

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:43 AM (JFO2v)

65 She needs some poorly-drawn tattoos haphazardly scattered across her skin.
Posted by: Teen Vogue at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (h5TKJ)

Also should shave half her head and dye the other half green. And lose the dress and add some combat boots. Perfect *chef kiss*

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 25, 2020 09:43 AM (rWZ8Y)

66 That book seems small.
=====================
The Complete List of Moslem Nobel Prize Winners

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 09:44 AM (UDapT)

67 Perfect painting. Absolutely beautiful. Look at that yellow. Wow.

Posted by: troyriser at November 25, 2020 09:44 AM (OLtrr)

68 57 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.

*********


A Tale of One City
Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (m45I2)

-----------------------

Diminished Expectations

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 09:44 AM (CAJOC)

69 63 My word as a lawyer.
____________

That's almost as trustworthy as "my word as a Biden."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2020 09:43 AM (k4dH2)

Whoa. That's hitting below the belt.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:44 AM (nakwk)

70 Oliver Half-twist

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:44 AM (nakwk)

71 @56 Teen Vogue-You dont know, she might have a tramp stamp and full arm sleeves. That dress is probably hiding the tats.

Posted by: JROD at November 25, 2020 09:45 AM (0jZnq)

72 Back in high school, we used to call kids we didn't like "Fragonard".

Posted by: johnd01 at November 25, 2020 09:45 AM (ukNFU)

73 She needs some poorly-drawn tattoos haphazardly scattered across her skin.

Posted by: Teen Vogue at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (h5TKJ)

At least one in big script on her neck...always classy.

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 09:45 AM (4G2se)

74 This is definitely a repeat though it's possible that I'm thinking of the book thread.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 09:45 AM (2DOZq)

75 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.

*********



Gulliver's Staycation

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:45 AM (m45I2)

76 Reading a collection of Muldoon's limericks, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 25, 2020 09:45 AM (6mvRv)

77 Famous Jewish Sports legends - Airplane.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 09:45 AM (ZbBR3)

78 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: vizzy at November 25, 2020 09:45 AM (R/9t3)

79 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: vizzy at November 25, 2020 09:46 AM (R/9t3)

80 54 They called her Mello Yellow
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:42 AM (JFO2v)


(Quite rightly)

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 25, 2020 09:46 AM (9IdCK)

81 Around the Block in 20 Minutes

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:46 AM (nakwk)

82 good point rick, actually the only point

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 09:47 AM (RusNE)

83 Diminished Expectations
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 09:44 AM (CAJOC)

Zero Expectations

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:47 AM (JFO2v)

84 She's reading 'How to Make a Proper Sandwich'

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 09:47 AM (2DOZq)

85 You know that'd own pillow is really soft and comfortable.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 25, 2020 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

86 She's smarter than her modern day counterpart.

Posted by: Ziba at November 25, 2020 09:47 AM (S1hrL)

87 White Privileged by Burnit Alldown

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (6mvRv)

88 this was the antidote to Picasso's Blue Period.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (ZbBR3)

89 She is reading Dr Laura's Care and Feeding of a Husband

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (JFO2v)

90 19 How young?

Can I have those thoughts about her?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)


Gary Puckett and the Union Gap on that topic-

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yygrsgq6

Posted by: Gref at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (AMIL/)

91 Coming back to the colors, I wouldn't normally like that shade of yellow for clothing - it's a little too mustard-y - but here there's a nice contrast with the pillow, and then the yellow gets echoed on the wall. It works.

(Regarding referring to that shade of yellow as mustard, a few years ago, I was wearing a white shirt and a salmon pink skirt with little white polka dots, and one of my (female) coworkers was wearing a black and white polka dot shirt with a salmon jacket. She pointed out we matched, and I laughed and said something about salmon and polka dots being the theme for the day. Our male coworkers all shook their heads, and one said, "I would have just said pink," and we explained to him that it was definitely salmon. We then had a running gag for a while where I would tell him his shirt was some obscure color. One day I told him his shirt was puce and mine was periwinkle. He had to look it up before he believed me. Hah)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (rWZ8Y)

92 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.

************

The musketeeer

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (m45I2)

93 Hands are difficult to paint, I've heard.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (TdMsT)


I think most painters always insist on their subjects having shoes on because feet are so incredibly hard to paint!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (87oRe)

94 20,000 Millimeters Under The Sea

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (CAJOC)

95 Reading's for nerds.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (22mNy)

96 Perfect painting. Absolutely beautiful. Look at that yellow. Wow.
Posted by: troyriser

I know, right. That yellow is my favorite color today. Tomorrow my favorite color may be something. It changes quite often. But for today, that perfect shade of yellow is my favorite color!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 25, 2020 09:48 AM (Vxu+H)

97

A Young Girl Reading.
Very hard to find this happening these days. Unless it is for homework.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (sfhL4)

98 They called her Mello Yellow


Quite rightly so.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (yQpMk)

99 Nobody does yellow like Vermeer.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (2DOZq)

100 She's reading 'How to Make a Proper Sandwich'
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks



Subway Employee Manual.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (BJLVZ)

101 Hands are difficult to paint, I've heard.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (TdMsT)

__

Didn't Obama's official WH portrait have an extra finger or something?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (22mNy)

102 Reading...How to become a Wine Mom with these 3 easy steps...

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (E4Ltn)

103 And that's a hundred. You're now free to move about the cabin.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (Msrhc)

104

Petite poetry.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (sfhL4)

105 I've seen this painting on exhibit. Its lovely.

Posted by: LilyB at November 25, 2020 09:50 AM (A/N4l)

106 97

A Young Girl Reading.
Very hard to find this happening these days. Unless it is for homework.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (sfhL4)

Not quite a haiku but a decent effort.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:50 AM (nakwk)

107 And that's a hundred. You're now free to move about the cabin.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (Msrhc)


and unleash the kraken

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 09:50 AM (sfhL4)

108 Hands are difficult to paint, I've heard.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (TdMsT)

I think most painters always insist on their subjects having shoes on because feet are so incredibly hard to paint!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar


Horse's necks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:50 AM (BJLVZ)

109 I can't type today.
Trying to type while walking is not working out.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 25, 2020 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

110 A Young Girl Reading.

Very hard to find this happening these days. Unless it is for homework.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (sfhL4)
they do that for homework? Well at least something is still ok. I figured it was all online these days.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 09:50 AM (ZbBR3)

111 Also I lol'd at Gulliver's Staycation. I was trying to come up with one, but I can't beat that.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 25, 2020 09:50 AM (rWZ8Y)

112 69 63 My word as a lawyer.
That's almost as trustworthy as "my word as a Biden."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2020 09:43 AM (k4dH2)
Whoa. That's hitting below the belt.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:44 AM (nakwk)


Not really, we still have expectations for Biden!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 09:50 AM (87oRe)

113 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.


*********

Henry Wadsworth Shortfellow

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (m45I2)

114 >>> 1 She has boobies, so past puberty. You are officially allowed to think impure thoughts, comrade!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2020 09:40 AM (k4dH2)

grass on the mound

play ball
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

=====

Grass on the mound? Damn pitchers! They've been neglecting their post-game field work duties!

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (PNJlr)

115 good point rick, actually the only point
Posted by: DanMan



Don't know why people can't grasp that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (BJLVZ)

116 A Grape in the Sun

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (UDapT)

117 Hands are difficult to paint, I've heard.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 09:38 AM (TdMsT)

Hands are hard to paint if you think of them as hands. If you think of them as just another form in the picture plane, not so tough.

Posted by: troyriser at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (OLtrr)

118 A young girl reading
Seen very rarely these days
Unless it's homework

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (nakwk)

119 Who were the people counting the ballots in the big blue cities like Philadelphia? They're on video covering windows to shield Republican monitors. Can they be doxxed or otherwise investigated or identified?

Are they city employees? CSEA members? How did they get their jobs?

Posted by: Pyrocles at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (RIM7U)

120 Hello. What's she reading? That book seems small.





*********



Henry Wadsworth Shortfellow

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (m45I2)

Pippi Short Stocking.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (ZbBR3)

121 Pantifa leader demands concede!!

https://tinyurl.com/y4nob3up

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:51 AM (JFO2v)

122 Didn't Obama's official WH portrait have an extra finger or something?
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 09:49 AM (22mNy)


Yes, that was the one he gave us for eight years!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 09:52 AM (87oRe)

123 That yellow is so bright, it glows

Dr. Clayton Forrester needs to use a Geiger counter on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 09:52 AM (kVfla)

124 Jude the Unknown

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 09:52 AM (CAJOC)

125 112 69 63 My word as a lawyer.
That's almost as trustworthy as "my word as a Biden."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2020 09:43 AM (k4dH2)
Whoa. That's hitting below the belt.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:44 AM (nakwk)

Not really, we still have expectations for Biden!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 09:50 AM (87oRe)

You dickheads. LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:52 AM (nakwk)

126 Biden walks into the room and interrupts her reading to smell her hair and neck. Being President gives you certain privileges you know.

Posted by: Colin at November 25, 2020 09:52 AM (W6oj0)

127 Gary Puckett and the Union Gap on that topic-

Jerry Lee Lewis was banned from performing and kicked out of England 10 years before Young Girl topped the charts there.

His infraction was marrying his teenage distant cousin. Talk about whiplash in societal norms.

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 09:52 AM (RusNE)

128 An exercise in art technique is to reproduce Praying Hands.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 09:53 AM (2DOZq)

129 ha!

And don't forget the Hanukkah observers on your list. For your Jewish friends in Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Illinois, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Montana, Nevada, New Jersey, Oregon, South Dakota, Vermont, and Washington, how about a Menorah Bong. Pricey at $399, but the retailer promises that this water pipe, with eight 10mm bowls that "all feed into one big bubbler chamber ... will really spin your dreidel." Mind you, we're not promoting drug use. But recreational use is legal in the above states, so who are we to limit your friends' activities.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

130 128 An exercise in art technique is to reproduce Praying Hands.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 09:53 AM (2DOZq)

Takes 9 months though

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:53 AM (nakwk)

131 The Grapes of Mild Indignation

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (CAJOC)

132 I'd like to smell her hair and heft her chesticles. Girls of that age just love the attention!

Posted by: Gropey Joe at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (4I/2K)

133 sid from bernie and sid is a sellout

Posted by: vizzy at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (R/9t3)

134 Grass on the mound? Damn pitchers! They've been neglecting their post-game field work duties!
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs



That's the groundskeepers lack of focus and properly trimming the playing field.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (BJLVZ)

135 The yellow dress make me think of summer days, sandwiches under the shade tree, and rambling throuh the woods.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (VcFUs)

136 132 I'd like to smell her hair and heft her chesticles. Girls of that age just love the attention!
Posted by: Gropey Joe at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (4I/2K)

my words as a Biden

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)

137 Comments 73 - 81 are hilarious

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (5fznm)

138 Maurice Chevalier or Joey Bidet?

Thank Heavens for the French accent...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (kVfla)

139 I can't type today.
Trying to type while walking is not working out.
Posted by: redridinghood



Recumbent stationary bike.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (BJLVZ)

140 She's reading The 120 Days of Sodom.

Posted by: Hula Hana at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (fXz5B)

141 Looks like something for Sunday mornings here.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (7X3UV)

142 The Deflowering of Constance Yellowtown

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (6mvRv)

143 Average 30 year fixed mortgages is now at 2.9%. Record low. Dayyum.

Gird yourselves for inflation like you've not seen in a long time. And buy assets.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (22mNy)

144 waay better than yesterday's
good morning pixel-people

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 09:56 AM (iTXRQ)

145 140 She's reading The 120 Days of Sodom.
Posted by: Hula Hana at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (fXz5B)

===========

"Mmm....poop..."
-The Girl

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (NWM+b)

146 The Mediocre Gatsby

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (m45I2)

147 Book she is reading?

Small Desires by Sandra Smallswallow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (kVfla)

148 It's so sad that hat being a girly girl is so frowned upon these days.

Girls look horrid for the most part. And dress either like whores or street urchins.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (U2p+3)

149 143 Average 30 year fixed mortgages is now at 2.9%. Record low. Dayyum.

Gird yourselves for inflation like you've not seen in a long time. And buy assets.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (22mNy)

I take the other angle.

The commercial real estate market is about to go to hell in a handbasket as a wave of retail defaults hits, thanks to all of the lockdowns that have strangled businesses.

It'll cause a domino effect across the financial world.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (Msrhc)

150 My daddy says your are a pervert and pedophile

Thems mighty big words for a 10 year old!

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at November 25, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)

151 I've got the day-before-Thanksgiving blues

*plays slide riff*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 09:58 AM (nakwk)

152 Young woman reads book
Gets moist -- it's a Harlequin
Hot summer, you pervs!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 09:58 AM (UDapT)

153 The Old Man and the Puddle

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 09:58 AM (CAJOC)

154 It'll cause a domino effect across the financial world.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (Msrhc)

^this

Posted by: golfman at November 25, 2020 09:58 AM (hOMhY)

155 Off to do some Thanksgiving prep. Those pies ain't gonna make themselves. Later, dahlinks!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 25, 2020 09:58 AM (Vxu+H)

156 Agatha Christie's Two Little Indians

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)

157 >Girls look horrid for the most part. And dress either like whores or street urchins.


and yoga pants should be outlawed
from my experience, the only women wearing them are the women who should NOT be wearing them

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 09:59 AM (iTXRQ)

158

I mentioned a mess of stuff this morning based on Powell, Lin Wood, and other lawyers postings of what is going on.

Wood insinuated this was a set up to a coup, along with Powell saying they are doing in plain site, the fraud, for all to see.

So we see the msm and social media trying to brainwash into not believing what we are seeing. Lying and saying there is no fraud. Nothing to see here, move along.

We have social media tyrants blocking the truth and free speech (now the msm is attacking Parler like a monster, so go support them even if you never used Twitter). We can talk amongst ourselves, communicate what is happening and "meet online" without them blocking, suspending, shadow banning and deleting us from the web. They also floated a fake "Parler was hacked" story. They are trying to take it down. (which is chuckle worthy after they told us to "go build your own", so we did and boy are they stomping their feet and little tiny hands).

But to get to my new point...

If this is true. *If*. This talk of a coup. Remember the JEF joked that they could remove Trump by force. This was not an off the cuff remark after all, was it? And the reason Trump shifted the reporting structure of certain folks in the military infrastructure.

If this is true, then that is why the MSM has been parroting this "Trump won't leave office!" "like a dictator!" "We will have to physically remove him!"

set up from the beginning

a special special intl ops?

This would be the worst of the worst in US history and abroad. If it is true kraken was used to even manipulate French or other european leader's votes..

wow

I doubt we will see any of this in the light of day. We will be kept in the dark and stuff will be locked up from knowing into a hundred years in the future.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 09:59 AM (sfhL4)

159 147 Book she is reading?

Small Desires by Sandra Smallswallow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (kVfla)

She should hook up with yesterday's dickless Icarus.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 25, 2020 09:59 AM (VcFUs)

160 I take the other angle.

The commercial real estate market is about to go to hell in a handbasket as a wave of retail defaults hits, thanks to all of the lockdowns that have strangled businesses.

It'll cause a domino effect across the financial world.
Posted by: Cato


Commercial real estate can only sit vacant for so long before people just walk away.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:59 AM (BJLVZ)

161 3 Seconds Over Tokyo.

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at November 25, 2020 09:59 AM (4I/2K)

162 The Chihuahua of the Baskervilles

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 10:00 AM (m45I2)

163 The Shortest Day.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:00 AM (ZbBR3)

164 149 143 Average 30 year fixed mortgages is now at 2.9%. Record low. Dayyum.

Gird yourselves for inflation like you've not seen in a long time. And buy assets.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (22mNy)

I take the other angle.

The commercial real estate market is about to go to hell in a handbasket as a wave of retail defaults hits, thanks to all of the lockdowns that have strangled businesses.

It'll cause a domino effect across the financial world.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (Msrhc)

The government is looking to do trillions more in stimulus and assume the debts of some cities. More dollars chasing fewer goods as lockdowns reduce productivity.

It is not unheard of to have high inflation and high unemployment.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:00 AM (B8meM)

165 Her head seems to be on a smaller scale than the body.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:00 AM (1ISKN)

166 History of the World Part 0.1

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:00 AM (JFO2v)

167 There's Waldo

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (CAJOC)

168 The commercial real estate market is about to go to hell in a handbasket as a wave of retail defaults hits, thanks to all of the lockdowns that have strangled businesses.

It'll cause a domino effect across the financial world.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (Msrhc)

It still may but as soon as the danger of Covid disappears and the country opens back up in January we will have an uptick in the economy. Abet temporarily until the Left destroys it again.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (2DOZq)

169 A Brook Trickles Through It

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (nakwk)

170 and yoga pants should be outlawed

-

I'm honestly surprised they're legal. Naked while clothed.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (5fznm)

171 The Maltese Hummingbird

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (m45I2)

172 > Her head seems to be on a smaller scale than the body.



she's a bit cheeky

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (iTXRQ)

173 I'd like to leave work early but I hope Minnie the Moocher doesn't play me out the door. It's hard to be subtle with that jerk Cab Calleway and his big ass band.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (7K2yd)

174 I thought it was "grass on the infield, play ball."

Grass on the mound makes no sense.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

175 It is not unheard of to have high inflation and high unemployment.
Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:00 AM (B8meM)

Jimmy Carter agrees with this statement.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (JFO2v)

176 Grass on the mound? Damn pitchers! They've been neglecting their post-game field work duties!
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs



That's the groundskeepers lack of focus and properly trimming the playing field.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:54 AM (BJLVZ)


Commissioner Manfreddy has decided grass on pitchers mounds is one of his exciting new innovations designed to make baseball great again.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (hku12)

177 The Meh Gatsby

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (nakwk)

178 It surprises me that clothing would be so brilliantly colored 250 years ago. Not only because of style, but because of the availability of dyes.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (TdMsT)

179 I agree with Insom.

If those sleeves are filled by her arms, she'll kick your ass, handily.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

180 Does Joey Bidet have any issues with large swamp rabbits?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (kVfla)

181 >>> As the danger of Covid disappears...

=======

Yep. Should happen in about #twoweeks.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (PNJlr)

182 I'm honestly surprised they're legal. Naked while clothed.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (5fznm)

This gal in my apartment where them so tight and see through I can tell when she is ovulating.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (JFO2v)

183 170 and yoga pants should be outlawed

-

I'm honestly surprised they're legal. Naked while clothed.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (5fznm)

Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)

184 Bring on the inflation, I'm paid off and saving, not borrowing. I'd love some Carter era high interest CDs to park $$ in.

I don't think that's going to happen though bc we have utterly abandoned even the premise of ever paying off our national debt. The heathens who run our government have decided we shall have high debt and rock bottom interest rates, so shall it be. So long as the dollar remains the world's reserve currency, no problem. If that changes, major problem.

Posted by: Blacksheep at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (6mvRv)

185 2 Shades of Gray

Posted by: Tommyboy at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (HU93f)

186 Strife And Contentment

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

187 I take the other angle.

The commercial real estate market is about to go to hell in a handbasket as a wave of retail defaults hits, thanks to all of the lockdowns that have strangled businesses.

It'll cause a domino effect across the financial world.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 25, 2020 09:57 AM (Msrhc)

__

That's a fair point. But I think the death of commercial r/e has been greatly exaggerated, long term. This nonsense all goes away in January.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (22mNy)

188 The Chihuahua of the Baskervilles
=================
Maybe Ace could make it through that one??

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (UDapT)

189 A Moveable Continental Breakfast.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (ZbBR3)

190 The Ving Rhames Bible*


*shamelessy stolen from Bob's Burgers

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (CAJOC)

191 Average 30 year fixed mortgages is now at 2.9%. Record low. Dayyum.

Gird yourselves for inflation like you've not seen in a long time. And buy assets.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (22mNy)


someone in my family just took advantage this

not only did he get this low interest rate, but the seller dropped the price a lot - dumping the house

It will be interesting to see what is going to happen.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (sfhL4)

192 183 170 and yoga pants should be outlawed

-

I'm honestly surprised they're legal. Naked while clothed.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (5fznm)

Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)

This is correct.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (nakwk)

193 >>>Commissioner Manfreddy has decided grass on pitchers mounds is one of his exciting new innovations designed to make baseball great again.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (hku12)

=====

Don't give him any ideas.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 25, 2020 10:04 AM (PNJlr)

194 The government is looking to do trillions more in stimulus and assume the debts of some cities. More dollars chasing fewer goods as lockdowns reduce productivity.

-

This has been forgotten in the fray, but yeah, all those cities and states are going to expect payment from Biden for services rendered if Trump can't pull this off.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:04 AM (5fznm)

195 Her body trembled as Paolo snuck into the room

Jonah, in the closet, turned on the video camera.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2020 10:04 AM (ZGrMX)

196 Bring on the inflation, I'm paid off and saving, not borrowing. I'd love some Carter era high interest CDs to park $$ in.

___

That's not quite how it works. You need the massive inflation first which will devalue your savings, before you get the 10% CD. You end up losing in the end.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:04 AM (22mNy)

197
Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)

This is correct.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (nakwk)


Uh oh.

Gulp.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 10:04 AM (TdMsT)

198 Doug and Bob were policemen with a difference. And what a difference!

Posted by: Hitler's dog at November 25, 2020 10:05 AM (9orFv)

199 Andrew Bostom
@andrewbostom
·
16m
Link to PA Senate Majority Public Hearing on Election Issues Today, 11/25/20 at 12:30 PM. Witnesses of election fraud slated to testify


not going to watch

but link

https://tinyurl.com/y3mvvbwm

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:05 AM (sfhL4)

200
Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)

This is correct.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (nakwk)



It's just lazy. Much like flip flops, people are just too lazy to put on fucking pants and it's annoying.

Those that can pull it off, fine. Just don't get mad when I stare or know what you had for lunch that day because you're putting it out there for all to see.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)

They make them in that quick-dry material now, to hide the sweat marks.

Posted by: Roy at November 25, 2020 10:05 AM (Ti+Tv)

202 I find the painting very calming and reassuring. Thanks to Fragonard, CBD, and the young lady.

Now, back to the Daily Outrages.

Posted by: motionview (I also want desperately to believe) at November 25, 2020 10:05 AM (pYQR/)

203 183 170 and yoga pants should be outlawed

-

I'm honestly surprised they're legal. Naked while clothed.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (5fznm)

Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)

--------------------------

One fine summer day, my wife and I were out walking around a lake (as were many other people), when we found ourselves behind two comely lasses in yoga pants. The view was spectacular. My wife even commented on it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:05 AM (CAJOC)

204 Charlotte's Intranet

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (m45I2)

205 Yep. Should happen in about #twoweeks.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (PNJlr)

There was never any real danger relatively speaking. It was created by the Left to bring Trump and us down to regain power. As soon as they are in power it will disappear and they will take credit for it and the subsequent uptick in the economy.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (2DOZq)

206 Lovely painting.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (jXPIy)

207 184 Bring on the inflation, I'm paid off and saving, not borrowing. I'd love some Carter era high interest CDs to park $$ in.

I don't think that's going to happen though bc we have utterly abandoned even the premise of ever paying off our national debt. The heathens who run our government have decided we shall have high debt and rock bottom interest rates, so shall it be. So long as the dollar remains the world's reserve currency, no problem. If that changes, major problem.
Posted by: Blacksheep at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (6mvRv)


If we get serious inflation, it is likely to have an adverse effect on the stock market.

Flight to quality, and all that.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (TdMsT)

208 It's just lazy. Much like flip flops, people are just too lazy to put on fucking pants and it's annoying.

__

WHOA!! Hold the fuck on a minute, sir. Between March-ish and October-ish I wear pretty much nothing but flip flops.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (22mNy)

209 I've got the day-before-Thanksgiving blues

*plays slide riff*

Posted by: Insomniac

Cain't get the turkey shit offa my shoes.....

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)

210 You would think that yoga pants are mandatory at the Target I go to. The women are mostly attractive and I have learned to not turn my head.

Something something thigh gap.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2020 10:07 AM (7K2yd)

211 183
Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)

=========

Dolley passes.

I married a hottie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 25, 2020 10:07 AM (NWM+b)

212 and the country opens back up in January

Comrade, really?

Posted by: Commisar Californicate at November 25, 2020 10:07 AM (9cbI5)

213 Standing on your mother's porch, you told me it would last forever. They way you held my hand I knew it was now or never. Those were the best days of my life.

Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

214
There was never any real danger relatively speaking. It was created by the Left to bring Trump and us down to regain power. As soon as they are in power it will disappear and they will take credit for it and the subsequent uptick in the economy.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (2DOZq)

Do you believe that the Left is going to remove the quarantine/shutdown boot from our necks? They live for this shit. I expect it to get much worse.

Posted by: Roy at November 25, 2020 10:07 AM (Ti+Tv)

215 My wife even commented on it.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

"Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!"

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 25, 2020 10:07 AM (+/IpI)

216 I take the other angle.

The commercial real estate market is about to go to hell in a handbasket as a wave of retail defaults hits, thanks to all of the lockdowns that have strangled businesses.

It'll cause a domino effect across the financial world.
Posted by: Cato


Commercial real estate can only sit vacant for so long before people just walk away.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 09:59 AM (BJLVZ)


Why would ANYBODY want to have a business physically located in a major city these days. That seems crazy to me.

Unless yeah, the bailouts are being promised, so there's lots of fellas with inside info who are getting in on the ground floor of the government gravy train.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:07 AM (hku12)

217 NM GOV

Let them eat NOTHING

https://tinyurl.com/y2stfryz

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)

218 Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)


I propose an limited exception for select fat bottomed girls who make the rockin' world go 'round!

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

219 Gay Boys in Bondage
by William Shakespeare
Published in Madrid, 1869

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (UDapT)

220 #201 I have always held that Spandex/yogal pants, etc are a PRIVILEGE, not a right! If you dont have the bod, they arent to be worn outside of class. And even then..... I have seen some amazingly grotesque sights in my 25 years as a group exercise instructor, and that was over 15 years ago.(Yes I started in the 80s...) I cant imagine today....

Posted by: satrose at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (nycWw)

221 197
Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)

This is correct.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (nakwk)


Uh oh.

Gulp.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 10:04 AM (TdMsT)

What are you worried about?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (nakwk)

222 173 I'd like to leave work early but I hope Minnie the Moocher doesn't play me out the door. It's hard to be subtle with that jerk Cab Calleway and his big ass band.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2020 10:01 AM (7K2yd)



Bwahahahahaha!

One of my asshoe senior engineers set up a product delivery schedule with a CDRL on Monday. I told him when he did that eiht months ago that he was messing with his Thanksgiving holiday. He didn't listen.

I scheduled a technical deep dive of his modeling, his derived requirements, his metrics, and his input variables this afternoon at 3:30.

I plan on making him fix anything and everything i find before Sunday, since it's due in Monday. And yes, i have already arranged to go to work on Sunday since i'm taking Friday the 4th off for medical.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (VcFUs)

223 People of Wal-Mart

Won't mention ethnicity but you can guess it.

Woman bout 5ft 4in. About 4ft wide. And stuffed like a sausage into a light lavender blouse and slack combo that had the sheen of silk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (kVfla)

224 which will devalue your savings,

-

The longer I live the more I understand that us ants are suckers. Prepare for the future all you want, dumbasses. Forgo new cars and vacations and other toys and think you're preparing for your future. Pay your bills, put money away for retirement and college...

Hahaha

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (5fznm)

225
WHOA!! Hold the fuck on a minute, sir. Between March-ish and October-ish I wear pretty much nothing but flip flops.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (22mNy)


In your backyard, at a pool, on the beach or at your local WalMart, fine.

Men's feet are disgusting and I don't need to see them when I'm at a restaurant trying to eat my meal.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

226 Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing

3) Personally, I'm not gathering for thanksgiving. But if I were to, I would only do it outdoors. That is the safest honestly. Wear jackets and use heat lamps.


lol
He even attached an illustration of two people sitting outside eating - and they are even far far away from the table!

lmao

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (sfhL4)

227 The Ving Rhames Bible*


*shamelessy stolen from Bob's Burgers
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (CAJOC)

The next door retail space puns are awesome.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (2DOZq)

228 207 184 Bring on the inflation, I'm paid off and saving, not borrowing. I'd love some Carter era high interest CDs to park $$ in.

I don't think that's going to happen though bc we have utterly abandoned even the premise of ever paying off our national debt. The heathens who run our government have decided we shall have high debt and rock bottom interest rates, so shall it be. So long as the dollar remains the world's reserve currency, no problem. If that changes, major problem.
Posted by: Blacksheep at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (6mvRv)


If we get serious inflation, it is likely to have an adverse effect on the stock market.

Flight to quality, and all that.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (TdMsT)

On the contrary equities are somewhat resilient to even hyperinflation, because they represent leveraged ownership of real assets. In the first year of hyperinflation in Venezuela the stock market only lost 20% in real terms(going up thousands of % in nominal terms) while debt became worthless.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (B8meM)

229 183 170 and yoga pants should be outlawed

Then while we are at it, how about outlawing spandex on bicyclists. Shutting my eyes while I'm driving because some side of beef is stuffed into a sausage casing and lays their fat ass on A seat thats 10 times too small is NOT a safe practice.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (7Y5nA)

230 >>> That's a fair point. But I think the death of commercial r/e has been greatly exaggerated, long term. This nonsense all goes away in January.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (22mNy)

======

I expected it to go away Nov. 4th, regardless of who won. My eyes are telling me that does not appear to be the case. It will last all through the flu season and into spring. It's the never-ending crisis the Dems will not let go to waste.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (PNJlr)

231
A Young Girl Reading

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This little slattern should be scrubbing floors or making sammitches for the menfolk instead of idling her day away giving herself airs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (mht8P)

232 We have yoga pants, but there were never toga pants. Seems like there should have been some toga pants.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (1ISKN)

233 i used to laugh at the gold bugs fifteen or so years ago when many were in the business and selling it and saying it would do well. But really, it has done well. It is easy to look back, but if you bought back then, looking back is not such a bad thing.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (ZbBR3)

234 Her body trembled as Paolo snuck into the room

Jonah, in the closet, turned on the video camera.
Posted by: Ian S.

With one hand ...

Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2020 10:09 AM (Oqo4n)

235 Trump is going to win guys. Expect the "no" girl x10.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2020 10:09 AM (7K2yd)

236 =========

Dolley passes.

I married a hottie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 25, 2020 10:07 AM (NWM+b)


Really?

You've never mentioned that before......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

237 Inflation isn't coming. It's here. Housing prices are out of control again. The price of lumber has fallen a lot since the absolute madness pricing of early fall. But still 10-15% higher than the start of the year. Food costs are significantly higher than a year ago as well.

You don't print trillions of dollars in a few months without high inflation following.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:09 AM (22mNy)

238 Not outlawed, but women who wear yoga pants should have to pass an inspection. No fatties.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (1ISKN)

This is correct.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:03 AM (nakwk)


Uh oh.

Gulp.
Posted by: Ladyl

Bah !

I don't believe ya !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:09 AM (arJlL)

239 Average 30 year fixed mortgages is now at 2.9%. Record low. Dayyum.

Gird yourselves for inflation like you've not seen in a long time. And buy assets.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 09:55 AM (22mNy)

I take the other angle.

The commercial real estate market is about to go to hell in a handbasket as a wave of retail defaults hits, thanks to all of the lockdowns that have strangled businesses.

It'll cause a domino effect across the financial world.
====
Power of "and"

Its going to be sporty.

See, the liberals realize they control the money coming from big corps. Which are doing nice business supplying delivered goods to your door.

The putative opposition gets a lot of cash from small business owner types, car dealers (whom Obama devastated), private practice doctors dentists - whom Insurance Co./HIPPA and corporate medicine already devastated. The other small business owners, restaurant types, etc., are being demolished by lockdowns so as to completely gut the infrastructure of the conservative movement.

The lockdowns are all about punishing your enemies and rewarding your friends and have nothing to do with health. If they care about health would they have put all those covid patients in Nursing homes? Laughed at all the riots and demonstrations? They don't give a single sh!t about anyone's health but their own.

The spot the Nazis at a cocktail party article from 1939 is recommended reading. The choices in the coming society are going to be unpleasant. Resist, hide and hope to survive, grudging compliance, docile cooperation, full-Nazi camp guard.



Posted by: You are about to be eaten by a grue . . . at November 25, 2020 10:10 AM (B50bN)

240 >It's just lazy. Much like flip flops, people are just too lazy to put on fucking pants and it's annoying.


oh man don't get me started on flip flops
ok it started
unless you're in the shower at the gym, within one city block of a beach, or under 12 years old, flip flops are wrong

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:10 AM (iTXRQ)

241 Alternate title: Young Girl with Tiny Head and Beefy Arms Reading a Stupidly Little Book

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:10 AM (1ISKN)

242 Uh oh.

Gulp.
Posted by: Ladyl


Says the woman that weighs a buck oh five, soaking wet......

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

243 Bah !

I don't believe ya !
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:09 AM (arJlL)

Pay no attention to her. Ladyl is in very good shape.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:11 AM (jXPIy)

244 225
WHOA!! Hold the fuck on a minute, sir. Between March-ish and October-ish I wear pretty much nothing but flip flops.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (22mNy)

In your backyard, at a pool, on the beach or at your local WalMart, fine.

Men's feet are disgusting and I don't need to see them when I'm at a restaurant trying to eat my meal.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

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I dunno. I think even Wal-Mart might balk at just flip-flops.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:11 AM (CAJOC)

245 This is a beautiful painting.

The girl looks like Lisa Marie Presley.

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:11 AM (arJlL)

246 I would never dissuade anyone with means from going with real estate if they did their homework and the plan is solid. There are so many positives there if you choose well. If the alternative is renting, it is a crap alternative in the long haul.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:11 AM (ZbBR3)

247 I've got the day-before-Thanksgiving blues

*plays slide riff*

Posted by: Insomniac

Cain't get the turkey shit offa my shoes.....
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)


My house is a rumble, with an apple cranberry crumble.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:11 AM (sfhL4)

248 ----------------------------

I dunno. I think even Wal-Mart might balk at just flip-flops.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:11 AM (CAJOC)


They've got a whole host of things to balk at before they get to the feet.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

249 oh man don't get me started on flip flops
ok it started
unless you're in the shower at the gym, within one city block of a beach, or under 12 years old, flip flops are wrong
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:10 AM (iTXRQ)

The sexiest thing is guys in shorts wearing flip flops.

(Not)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (jXPIy)

250 Posted by: Roy at November 25, 2020 10:07 AM (Ti+Tv

Yes that's exactly what I think will happen. I said January to make a point but they will start the opening process / propaganda in January and take about 2 more months to distribute the vaccine before complete reopening. That's my prediction.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (2DOZq)

251 You don't print trillions of dollars in a few months without high inflation following.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:09 AM (22mNy)

It went near vertical in 2020.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2

Get ready for a $50 gallon of milk.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (1ISKN)

252 unless you're in the shower at the gym, within one city block of a beach, or under 12 years old, flip flops are wrong
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:10 AM (iTXRQ)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

253 233 i used to laugh at the gold bugs fifteen or so years ago when many were in the business and selling it and saying it would do well. But really, it has done well. It is easy to look back, but if you bought back then, looking back is not such a bad thing.
Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (ZbBR3)

_____

Gold was $1300 in 2010. It's $1800 today.
DJIA was 10K in 2010, it's 30K today.
Anyone who chose gold over stocks over the past 10 years cucked themselves bigly.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM (22mNy)

254 Wal-Mart needs to first start kicking out the idiots with micro-mutts in purses.

Lady, if a teacup Chihuahua is your emotional support animal you got other issues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM (kVfla)

255 it appears that the Newsmax website is still down from last night.

And OANN suspended from youtubes.

hmmm

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM (yx0HS)

256 217 NM GOV

Let them eat NOTHING

https://tinyurl.com/y2stfryz
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)

When their hospitals close down for #twoweeks due to four rapid response tests (whateverthefuckthatis), hilarity will ensue.

Posted by: Roy at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM (Ti+Tv)

257 One of the pictures I like in the National Gallery on the Mall

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM (u82oZ)

258 Bah !

I don't believe ya !
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:09 AM (arJlL)

Pay no attention to her. Ladyl is in very good shape.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!)

All that tennis....

Hiya Chique !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM (arJlL)

259 Uh oh.
Gulp.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 10:04 AM (TdMsT)
What are you worried about?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (nakwk)


The Ladyl doth protest too much, methinks!

Posted by: Zombie Wm. Shakespeare at November 25, 2020 10:14 AM (87oRe)

260 Can't wear flops or any kind of sandals - Uncle Sam and then construction has ruined my feet. It's work boots with inserts from here until I die. Not the greatest look with shorts - but what the Hell.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 25, 2020 10:14 AM (pcbAL)

261 no man looks cool in shorts. They can be cool and there is a time and a place, but admit is looks dumb and move on.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:14 AM (ZbBR3)

262 I dunno. I think even Wal-Mart might balk at just flip-flops.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:11 AM (CAJOC)

They've got a whole host of things to balk at before they get to the feet.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

This is true.

In my very staid neck of the woods, I once saw a slight dude with long pink hair and a very colorful skirt flouncing around our Walmart. That was unexpected.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:14 AM (jXPIy)

263 Cuyahoga pants are 'on fire'

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 10:15 AM (m45I2)

264 262 This is true.

In my very staid neck of the woods, I once saw a slight dude with long pink hair and a very colorful skirt flouncing around our Walmart. That was unexpected.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:14 AM (jXPIy)

==========

What do you expect? He was the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 25, 2020 10:15 AM (NWM+b)

265 Hi JT!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:15 AM (jXPIy)

266 If wearing flip-flops is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:15 AM (22mNy)

267 Commissioner Manfreddy has decided grass on pitchers mounds is one of his exciting new innovations designed to make baseball great again.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:02 AM (hku12)

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Don't give him any ideas.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 25, 2020 10:04 AM (PNJlr)


Oh, he has ideas.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:15 AM (hku12)

268 The sexiest thing is guys in shorts wearing flip flops.

(Not)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (jXPIy)
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Check short sleeve shirt, Bermuda shorts, black socks and wingtips.

Now that's an ensemble!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 25, 2020 10:15 AM (WEBkv)

269 Only if he was dancing the flamenco ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:15 AM (kVfla)

270 217 NM GOV

Let them eat NOTHING

https://tinyurl.com/y2stfryz
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2

Looting the grocery stores is fine, comrade.

Posted by: jsg at November 25, 2020 10:15 AM (fYqHj)

271 I don't mind guys in shorts. It's the combo with flip flops that ruins it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:15 AM (jXPIy)

272 255 it appears that the Newsmax website is still down from last night.

___

Just tried it. Up and running for me.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (22mNy)

273 Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM

Is there more than one Newsmax? I turned it on right after work and it's still on, for me.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (DB16e)

274
*blushes*

I wear flip-flops (sandals, actually) at home. I need something I can get my feet in and out of quickly, as well as for when I'm changing water out in the kennel or bathing dogs. But I want to stress, "at home".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (mht8P)

275 So its time to up date the burning times scale:

.177/.22 cal pellets penny
9mm, 38spc dime
45acp/357mag quarter
12g./5.56 Dollar
30-06/.308 Fiver
24p of TP Twenty

Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (Oqo4n)

276 I'm pro-flip flops. Mainly because if Biden is inaugurated, flip flops will be all I can afford.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (1ISKN)

277 The Lord of the Ring Book Two: The One Tower

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (Izzlo)

278 I've got the day-before-Thanksgiving blues

*plays slide riff*

Posted by: Insomniac

Cain't get the turkey shit offa my shoes.....
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)

My house is a rumble, with an apple cranberry crumble.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Thank Heaven I've got plenty of booze !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (arJlL)

279 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (mht8P)

Crocs !

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (2DOZq)

280


Melbourne teenager is choked unconscious and thrown to the floor like a rag doll by hotel security, for not wearing a mask.

#TheNewNormal


https://tinyurl.com/y456x342

horrible and hard to watch tbh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (sfhL4)

281 The Illustrated Dhalgren, with Tom of Finland.

Posted by: Samuel R. Delany at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (fXz5B)

282 Daughter-in-law just had an 8 lb 1 oz baby boy.

Everyone doing ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (BJLVZ)

283
I don't think that's going to happen though bc we have utterly abandoned even the premise of ever paying off our national debt. The heathens who run our government have decided we shall have high debt and rock bottom interest rates, so shall it be. So long as the dollar remains the world's reserve currency, no problem. If that changes, major problem.
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So, the "fix" as you quaintly say, is in.

Deal is that your national credit card will be run up, enormously. The "business" will be thrown to various interests thus satisfying their needs for "buy-in" to the scheme. Then, when the time is exquisitely ripe, I will short the appropriate currencies, which will be defended by the sovereign's much to my enrichment. The currencies will eventually collapse, and I and my Chinese friends will be holding Gold and other hard assets.

You will be required to worship my image if you wish to eat or drink.

Meanwhile, by all means, enjoy the decline.



Posted by: Soros at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (YDDW6)

284 And speaking of Newsmax their lead story is a bill proposed by Booker and Warren that would give land to black farmers free of charge. Wow, I didn't think we'd hit Zimbabwe style stuff until at least 2030. We're ahead of schedule.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (22mNy)

285 249 oh man don't get me started on flip flops
ok it started
unless you're in the shower at the gym, within one city block of a beach, or under 12 years old, flip flops are wrong
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:10 AM (iTXRQ)

The sexiest thing is guys in shorts wearing flip flops.

(Not)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (jXPIy)

I rock that look. Floridaman couture!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (nakwk)

286
There used to be an expression about a boy "getting his first pair of long pants". That's the age any male should stop wearing shorts. And, yes, I live on the Texas Gulf Coast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (mht8P)

287 282 Daughter-in-law just had an 8 lb 1 oz baby boy.

Everyone doing ok.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (BJLVZ)

==========

Big baby.

Congrats, gramps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (NWM+b)

288

Melbourne teenager is choked unconscious and thrown to the floor like a rag doll by hotel security, for not wearing a mask.

#TheNewNormal

https://tinyurl.com/y456x342

horrible and hard to watch tbh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (sfhL4)


Good thing they voluntarily gave up all their guns. Otherwise they might be oppressed and abused by their government betters.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

289 254 Wal-Mart needs to first start kicking out the idiots with micro-mutts in purses.

Lady, if a teacup Chihuahua is your emotional support animal you got other issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM (kVfla)

-----------------------------

Saw a family out shopping for shoes once, with what looked like a chihuahua support animal. The dog was shaking like a leaf. Not sure who was supporting whom.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (CAJOC)

290 Posted by: You are about to be eaten by a grue . . . at November 25, 2020 10:10 AM (B50bN)

Spot on!

Graft collection from one Bezos or Walton donor is so very much more efficient for our rulers that having to deal with a million independent mom and pop shops!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (87oRe)

291 Get ready for a $50 gallon of milk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at

Have cow and chickens

Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (Oqo4n)

292
Crocs !
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (2DOZq)

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Please, even I have standards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (mht8P)

293 Daughter-in-law just had an 8 lb 1 oz baby boy.

Everyone doing ok.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (BJLVZ)


BOOM!

Congrats g-paw!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

294 Lady, if a teacup Chihuahua is your emotional support animal you got other issues.

**********

Sniff!! That's Madame Baskerville to you!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (m45I2)

295 282 Daughter-in-law just had an 8 lb 1 oz baby boy.

Everyone doing ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (BJLVZ)

I have no idea what baby weights should be, but congratulations.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (1ISKN)

296 I don't mind guys in shorts. It's the combo with flip flops that ruins it.

I'll wear shorts when I'm out on the Gulf - or in my basement on the elliptical - and that's about it. Frankly, it's probably my greatest gift to society. You are all welcome.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (pcbAL)

297 284 And speaking of Newsmax their lead story is a bill proposed by Booker and Warren that would give land to black farmers free of charge. Wow, I didn't think we'd hit Zimbabwe style stuff until at least 2030. We're ahead of schedule.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (22mNy)

i'd love to see the stats on how many black farmers there are in the US.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who says, what the hell... at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (yx0HS)

298 Gold was $1300 in 2010. It's $1800 today.

DJIA was 10K in 2010, it's 30K today.

Anyone who chose gold over stocks over the past 10 years cucked themselves bigly.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM (22mNy)

it is all about timing. If you bought it at $500 fifteen years ago and sold a month or so ago around $2,000 then you compared well to the SP. No one should have only been in gold, but some have done well.

And no i am not pulling numbers out of my ass. But it has not been a bad investment over the years. In short periods some investments will do better than others.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (ZbBR3)

299 284 And speaking of Newsmax their lead story is a bill proposed by Booker and Warren that would give land to black farmers free of charge. Wow, I didn't think we'd hit Zimbabwe style stuff until at least 2030. We're ahead of schedule.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (22mNy)

Now sounds like a good time for my regular reminder that in order to provoke revolt, it helps to attack the government food shipments used to control people.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (B8meM)

300
update to the choking out of the guy

It seems that the boy was turned away because he was annoying but then he was able to enter the pub again to reach some of his friends. the mask has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (sfhL4)

301 Daughter-in-law just had an 8 lb 1 oz baby boy.

Everyone doing ok.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (BJLVZ)


Congrats! First one?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (0WmUX)

302 Congrats to Grampa rickb223!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (WEBkv)

303 Congrats, rickb!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (jXPIy)

304 Hey! Congratulations Grampy!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (nakwk)

305 Daughter-in-law just had an 8 lb 1 oz baby boy.

Everyone doing ok.
Posted by: rickb223

Congrats to you and she, Pop-Pop !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (arJlL)

306 (Not)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (jXPIy)


For a minute there, I almost doubted you my Queen!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (87oRe)

307 I see Jim Hoft is doing his usual stupid: Harris not resigning her seat is NOT some secret tell.

Biden didn't resign his seat until AFTER he took oath of office as senator and was sworn in for another term.
Then he resigned and took the oath for VP.

Most likely because they allowed him 2 salaries for a year.

GP likes to go out of his way to shout things that discredit him.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (aO8Gd)

308 I rock that look. Floridaman couture!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (nakwk)

I have no doubt you do, LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (jXPIy)

309 Congratulations grandpa rickb223 ! Need any name ideas ??

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)

310 The sexiest thing is guys in shorts wearing flip flops.

(Not)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:12 AM (jXPIy)


I'm beyond caring whether anyone thinks it's sexy or not. If I'm wearing shorts, and unless I'm doing something that needs traction and/or protection, my toes are showing.

My comfort trumps everyone else's need to not see my toes.

Sorry.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (hku12)

311 300
update to the choking out of the guy

It seems that the boy was turned away because he was annoying but then he was able to enter the pub again to reach some of his friends. the mask has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (sfhL4)

Well then, I'm all for choking out annoying people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (1ISKN)

312 Daughter-in-law just had an 8 lb 1 oz baby boy.



Everyone doing ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (BJLVZ)

conrats. Thanksgiving Eve. "You have a lot to be thankful for

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (ZbBR3)

313 I rock that look. Floridaman couture!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:17 AM (nakwk)

I have no doubt you do, LOL.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (jXPIy)

Ask him about toe waxing, Go ahead, ask.

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)

314
Congratulations, rickb!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (mht8P)

315 The Green Foot

Posted by: stumck at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (w9Wax)

316 307 I see Jim Hoft is doing his usual stupid: Harris not resigning her seat is NOT some secret tell.

Biden didn't resign his seat until AFTER he took oath of office as senator and was sworn in for another term.
Then he resigned and took the oath for VP.

Most likely because they allowed him 2 salaries for a year.

GP likes to go out of his way to shout things that discredit him.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (aO8Gd)

=========

Yeah, that whole line is a stupid point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (NWM+b)

317 Bwahahahahaha!

One of my asshoe senior engineers set up a product delivery schedule with a CDRL on Monday. I told him when he did that eiht months ago that he was messing with his Thanksgiving holiday. He didn't listen.

I scheduled a technical deep dive of his modeling, his derived requirements, his metrics, and his input variables this afternoon at 3:30.

I plan on making him fix anything and everything i find before Sunday, since it's due in Monday. And yes, i have already arranged to go to work on Sunday since i'm taking Friday the 4th off for medical.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (VcFUs)

You know you can go into MS Project and add a list of Holidays and it fixes all these issues.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)

318 Chique

Think was Sunday night. Running around store doing tasks and spied at a distance a woman who should be playing WNBA. Think nothing of it. Later catch a frontal view of the giraffe in black and go 'eerrr oldish lady thinking she can still rock a short skirt' though her face at a distance looked like about a mile of bad road. Then they came to ask a question and whoa Nelly! Dude in a black dress, face up close was 100 miles of bad road with wrinkly man hands and a plunging neckline over no chest.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (kVfla)

319 Congratulations grandpa rickb223 ! Need any name ideas ??
Posted by: runner



Booger Butt was shot down.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (BJLVZ)

320 298 Gold was $1300 in 2010. It's $1800 today.

DJIA was 10K in 2010, it's 30K today.

Anyone who chose gold over stocks over the past 10 years cucked themselves bigly.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:13 AM (22mNy)

it is all about timing. If you bought it at $500 fifteen years ago and sold a month or so ago around $2,000 then you compared well to the SP. No one should have only been in gold, but some have done well.

And no i am not pulling numbers out of my ass. But it has not been a bad investment over the years. In short periods some investments will do better than others.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:18 AM (ZbBR3)

Gold over long periods tends not to do well. It has value as a trading instrument in a fashion similar to US treasuries without the same risk exposures. It tends to move inversely with the stock market during recessions, which is very useful, but is not a very strong inflation hedge. If you have it physically, you can try to flee the country with it.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (B8meM)

321 For a minute there, I almost doubted you my Queen!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:19 AM (87oRe)

My wise advisor, I would never let you down like that.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:22 AM (jXPIy)

322 Dude in a black dress, face up close was 100 miles of bad road with wrinkly man hands and a plunging neckline over no chest.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (kVfla)

du du du dude looklike a lady

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:22 AM (JFO2v)

323 I see Jim Hoft is doing his usual stupid: Harris not resigning her seat is NOT some secret tell.

Biden didn't resign his seat until AFTER he took oath of office as senator and was sworn in for another term.
Then he resigned and took the oath for VP.

Most likely because they allowed him 2 salaries for a year.

GP likes to go out of his way to shout things that discredit him.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (aO8Gd)


Alex Jones called and said "Come on, Jim, you're making us look bad. Have some data."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:22 AM (hku12)

324 The blues song Fannin Street references getting long pants and being considered a man.

Leadbelly's is great, but one of the best versions is Dave "Snaker" Ray's

https://youtu.be/Ze1FqplFXNA

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:22 AM (5fznm)

325 Congratulations grandpa rickb223 ! Need any name ideas ??
Posted by: runner



Booger Butt was shot down.
Posted by: rickb223

Mongo ?

Shemp ?

Cosmo ?

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (arJlL)

326 Since we're speaking about fashion faux pas, here is one of my pet peeves:
Ladies who work in northern latitudes wearing open toed shoes and sandals in the office, then complain they're cold. Don't dress like it's summer when it's not.





Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

327 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (kVfla)

I am so sorry you had to see that, LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (jXPIy)

328 Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (BJLVZ)


Well, we can come up with plenty more ! Just ask !

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (zr5Kq)

329 It's only an Aussie being choked, not a real human being.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (H5knJ)

330 it is all about timing. If you bought it at $500 fifteen years ago and sold a month or so ago around $2,000 then you compared well to the SP. No one should have only been in gold, but some have done well.

__

Well sure investing in anything and if you time the short term peaks and valleys you can do well. But as a long term investment, gold has not been very good, relative to other options over the past 10-15 years. And the one thing people forget about when doing these comparisons is dividends. If you buy a SP500 or DJIA fund or SPDR, you get dividends that can be re-invested. That can be anywhere from 3-5% a year, that adds up over 15 years. Gold doesn't pay shit.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (22mNy)

331 312 Daughter-in-law just had an 8 lb 1 oz baby boy.

Posted by: rickb223

Woo Hoo!! Congratulations to everyone. How exciting.

Ask your DIL if we can name him.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (Rvt88)

332 >>> i used to laugh at the gold bugs fifteen or so years ago when many were in the business and selling it and saying it would do well. But really, it has done well. It is easy to look back, but if you bought back then, looking back is not such a bad thing.
Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (ZbBR3)

=======

I had very, very little to invest. Basically living paycheck to paycheck. But I did ask my guy back 09' if I should be buying/converting to gold. He scoffed at the suggestion. But then, maybe his commission is nil on that.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (PNJlr)

333 Well then, I'm all for choking out annoying people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (1ISKN)


lol, I know right.

it was a bonus he wasn't wearing a mask

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (sfhL4)

334 Gold over long periods tends not to do well. It has value as a trading instrument in a fashion similar to US treasuries without the same risk exposures. It tends to move inversely with the stock market during recessions, which is very useful, but is not a very strong inflation hedge. If you have it physically, you can try to flee the country with it.

Posted by: Someguy


You can't wipe your ass with it. Which is what stock certificates will be worth WHEN, not if, the shtf.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (BJLVZ)

335 Gold over long periods tends not to do well. It has
value as a trading instrument in a fashion similar to US treasuries
without the same risk exposures. It tends to move inversely with the
stock market during recessions, which is very useful, but is not a very
strong inflation hedge. If you have it physically, you can try to flee
the country with it.
Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (B8meM)


I'm sure the returns on that soon to be here government mandated retirement account will be great. #SoExcited

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (pcbAL)

336 My wise advisor, I would never let you down like that.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:22 AM (jXPIy)


I humbly beg your forgiveness of my one second of doubt before I caught myself and reread that comment.

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (87oRe)

337 Daughter-in-law just had an 8 lb 1 oz baby boy.

Everyone doing ok.
Posted by: rickb223

Congrats.
My younger daughter and her fiance just adopted a kittie....not the same, but the best I can so at the moment. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (tsZQ+)

338 Beautiful picture

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (67sg6)

339
Mongo ?

Shemp ?

Cosmo ?
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (arJlL)

------------

Siegfried
Percy
Evelyn
Vaclav

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (mht8P)

340 And speaking of Newsmax their lead story is a bill proposed by Booker and Warren that would give land to black farmers free of charge.
====
Land is a hard asset and farm land will be valuable during runaway inflation.

Its a twofer, we punish our enemies and reward our friends.

Posted by: Soros at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (Rc4u6)

341 Gold over long periods tends not to do well. It has
value as a trading instrument in a fashion similar to US treasuries
without the same risk exposures. It tends to move inversely with the
stock market during recessions, which is very useful, but is not a very
strong inflation hedge. If you have it physically, you can try to flee
the country with it.



Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (B8meM)

I sold a three bagger as Peter Lynch would say. It could have been worse.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (ZbBR3)

342 336 My wise advisor, I would never let you down like that.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:22 AM (jXPIy)

I humbly beg your forgiveness of my one second of doubt before I caught myself and reread that comment.
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (87oRe)

*checks watch*

Alright, the Two Minutes' Obsequiousness is now over.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (nakwk)

343
Booger Butt was shot down.
Posted by: rickb223

Mongo ?

Shemp ?

Cosmo ?
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (arJlL)


It's Texas.

Cooter?

Bubba?

Cleetus?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

344 Congrats.
My younger daughter and her fiance just adopted a kittie....not the same, but the best I can so at the moment. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (tsZQ+)

Since it's a fiancee...it's really for the best....

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (zr5Kq)

345 I very much dislike the ' intellectual glasses' look. How many pairs of those glasses are just non prescription lens?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (2DOZq)

346 We come from the land down under,
Where choking kids is not blunder

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (0WmUX)

347 Lovely painting.

Here are some winter-related words:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/winter-words/apricity

Apricity means the warmth of the sun in winter.

“These humicubations, the nocturnal irrorations, and the dankishness of the atmosphere, generated by a want of apricity, were extremely febrifacient.” Lorenzo Altisonant (aka Samuel Klinefelter Hoshour), Letters to Squire Pedant, 1856

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (Dc2NZ)

348 Ask your DIL if we can name him.
Posted by: Tonypete


Yeah. LOL.
Stepson didn't even get a say in this one.
He got the first one.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (BJLVZ)

349 Country singer Hal Ketchum has passed away after suffering complications from dementia.

67 YO

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (JFO2v)

350 261 no man looks cool in shorts. They can be cool and there is a time and a place, but admit is looks dumb and move on.
Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:14 AM (ZbBR3)

Ann Althouse is IN DA HOUSE...

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (BgMrQ)

351

I guess Trump will be in Gettysburg today too. With Rudy, as the senators make their fraud case to the public.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (sfhL4)

352 Bubba...Bubba Watson...not bad

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (zr5Kq)

353 Enos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (0WmUX)

354 Siegfried
Percy
Evelyn
Vaclav
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Rumpelstiltskin?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (Rvt88)

355
Ladies who work in northern latitudes wearing open toed shoes and sandals in the office, then complain they're cold.

-----------

Women in the office just want to complain.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (mht8P)

356
It's gotta be a strange cognitive dissonance for Lefties... They all vocally support the dick-rippers. It's strong and brave to rip off your dick, and anyone who says different is a BASTARD. But, they gotta shop at Wal Mart too. What happens when little Aemilia has to go to the bathroom and some brute bitch with purple hair and an Adam's apple follows her in?

You know that scares the shit out of them, but they have to pretend to like it. I bet they go in in to keep watch, while muttering "strong and brave, beautiful and amazing" to assuage their guilty consciences.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (BvLWD)

357 334 Gold over long periods tends not to do well. It has value as a trading instrument in a fashion similar to US treasuries without the same risk exposures. It tends to move inversely with the stock market during recessions, which is very useful, but is not a very strong inflation hedge. If you have it physically, you can try to flee the country with it.

Posted by: Someguy


You can't wipe your ass with it. Which is what stock certificates will be worth WHEN, not if, the shtf.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (BJLVZ)

Right, there's upsides and downsides. I use Venezuela as a reference point specifically with the question of how you bug out and avoid bexoming destitute, though I'm mostly interested in getting my parents out. I figure I'll stick around and fight.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (B8meM)

358 343
Booger Butt was shot down.
Posted by: rickb223

Mongo ?

Shemp ?

Cosmo ?
Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (arJlL)

It's Texas.

Cooter?

Bubba?

Cleetus?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

Jimbo.
Skeeter.
Rufus.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (nakwk)

359 no man looks cool in shorts. They can be cool and there is a time and a place, but admit is looks dumb and move on.

I didn't know George Will posted here.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (ZGrMX)

360 Was just listening to local talk radio. During the national Faux News update during commercials, the audio literally just cut out as the anchor started reading the news about Trump giving an address in Gettysburg today.

Miraculously audio came back talking about Biden's "cabinet".

I don't believe in any coincidences on this stuff anymore, especially if Faux News (spit) is involved.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (67sg6)

361 I'm pro-flip flops. Mainly because if Biden is inaugurated, flip flops will be all I can afford.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (1ISKN)


Two flip flops? Looxury!!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (hku12)

362 Country singer Hal Ketchum has passed away after suffering complications from dementia.

67 YO
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (JFO2v)


Covid Death.

- Dept. of HHS

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

363 Breaking News: Leftist Scotland makes 'menstrual products' "free". I assume for trannies too.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (UDapT)

364 320 Gold and stocks and property equal a diverse portfolio. Eggs, baskets

Posted by: Definitely believes in the rot of the DOJ at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (ONvIw)

365
*checks watch*

Alright, the Two Minutes' Obsequiousness is now over.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (nakwk)

Don't hate.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (jXPIy)

366 My younger daughter and her fiance just adopted a kittie....not the same, but the best I can so at the moment. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (tsZQ+)


NGU, Learn to savor the small things in life, they may be the only ones you are allowed to have for the foreseeable future!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (87oRe)

367 350 261 no man looks cool in shorts. They can be cool and there is a time and a place, but admit is looks dumb and move on.
Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:14 AM (ZbBR3)

Ann Althouse is IN DA HOUSE...
Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (BgMrQ)

I rock shorts about 360 days a year. South of I 10 it is not a suggestion, its the rule.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (JFO2v)

368 316 307 I see Jim Hoft is doing his usual stupid: Harris not resigning her seat is NOT some secret tell.

Biden didn't resign his seat until AFTER he took oath of office as senator and was sworn in for another term.
Then he resigned and took the oath for VP.

Most likely because they allowed him 2 salaries for a year.

GP likes to go out of his way to shout things that discredit him.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 25, 2020 10:20 AM (aO8Gd)

=========

Yeah, that whole line is a stupid point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (NWM+b)

------------------------

I considered the possibility that she wasn't resigning her seat because, if the Dems take the Senate, they're going to force through impeachment again, and want to make sure they have as many votes as possible. Still don't think they could turn enough of the GOP to get a conviction, but I wouldn't be surprised if they try.

But, yeah, I don't really think there's anything to read into her not resigning.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (CAJOC)

369 361 I'm pro-flip flops. Mainly because if Biden is inaugurated, flip flops will be all I can afford.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (1ISKN)


Two flip flops? Looxury!!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (hku12)

All we could afford was a flop. No flips to be had.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (nakwk)

370 I guess Trump will be in Gettysburg today

I hear that Gettysburg is good place to make a speech!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (tsZQ+)

371 I bought gold when it was $275 to $350 per oz.
I sold some at $1200 per oz. but I still have some.

Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (w7KSn)

372 362 past the point of rescue..loved his work

Posted by: Definitely believes in the rot of the DOJ at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (ONvIw)

373 Since we're speaking about fashion faux pas, here is one of my pet peeves:
Ladies who work in northern latitudes wearing open toed shoes and sandals in the office, then complain they're cold. Don't dress like it's summer when it's not.


Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

My coworkers work around that by wearing tights or pantyhose with open-toed shoes or sandals. Which looks really weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (Ez6QX)

374
no man looks cool in shorts. They can be cool and there is a time and a place, but admit is looks dumb and move on.

I didn't know George Will posted here.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (ZGrMX)



Many men look good in shorts. Many men look bad ins shorts. Which one are you ?

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)

375 Women in the office just want to complain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Can't make it work guys - gonna stick with 'girls just wanna have fun'

--- Cyndi Lauper

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (Rvt88)

376 I think the precious metal that will be in highest demand over the next 2 to 5 years is lead. Specifically in .308 caliber.

Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (gmo/4)

377 Gold?
I bought Bitcoin when it was under 300.00

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (DB16e)

378 363 Breaking News: Leftist Scotland makes 'menstrual products' "free". I assume for trannies too.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (UDapT)

Initially left off the essential items list so store could not sell and took off shelfs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (JFO2v)

379 >Women in the office just want to complain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



chicks- am I right?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (iTXRQ)

380 Alright, the Two Minutes' Obsequiousness is now over.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (nakwk)
Don't hate.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (jXPIy)


I hope we don't have to get HR involved here!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (87oRe)

381 Congratulations, rickb223!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (NpAcC)

382 375 Women in the office just want to complain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Can't make it work guys - gonna stick with 'girls just wanna have fun'

--- Cyndi Lauper
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (Rvt8

"Girls just wanna complain" fits the meter quite well.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (nakwk)

383 361 I'm pro-flip flops. Mainly because if Biden is inaugurated, flip flops will be all I can afford.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (1ISKN)


Two flip flops? Looxury!!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (hku12)

--------------------

I'll only be able to afford flops.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2020 10:29 AM (CAJOC)

384 She-bop-a-loo

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:29 AM (kVfla)

385 The purchasing value of gold and silver remains relatively stable over long time frames. Currencies are devalued. If you can't get an investment return that exceeds the rate of devaluation, your purchasing power is reduced. You may think you have grown in wealth, when you can actually buy less than when you started.

Precious metals aren't for growing wealth, they are for preserving it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:29 AM (xfb67)

386 350 261 no man looks cool in shorts. They can be cool and there is a time and a place, but admit is looks dumb and move on.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:14 AM (ZbBR3)



Ann Althouse is IN DA HOUSE...

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (BgMrQ)



I rock shorts about 360 days a year. South of I 10 it is not a suggestion, its the rule.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (JFO2v)

i love wearing them, i always have. But for me, after i reached 29, I feel better in pants. Just like when i put on manly footwear, I just feel different and bet others see that. I don't wear manly footwear that often though.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:29 AM (ZbBR3)

387 Specifically in .308 caliber.
Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (gmo/4)


Ahem!

Posted by: Zombie John M Browning at November 25, 2020 10:29 AM (87oRe)

388 Many men look good in shorts. Many men look bad ins shorts. Which one are you ?
Posted by: runner


Board shorts. Not speedo.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:30 AM (BJLVZ)

389 380 Alright, the Two Minutes' Obsequiousness is now over.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (nakwk)
Don't hate.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (jXPIy)

I hope we don't have to get HR involved here!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (87oRe)

HR? Let's not get crazy here. Even in Greenland some things are too vicious, too brutal, too violative of basic human rights to permit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:30 AM (nakwk)

390 no man looks cool in shorts. They can be cool and there is a time and a place, but admit is looks dumb and move on.

I didn't know George Will posted here.
Posted by: Ian S.

Only one exception: British SAS in North Africa back from patrol

https://tinyurl.com/y2k5osgh

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 10:30 AM (Rvt88)

391 Alright, the Two Minutes' Obsequiousness is now over.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (nakwk)
Don't hate.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:26 AM (jXPIy)

I hope we don't have to get HR involved here!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (87oRe)


What does HR stand for in this case ?

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (zr5Kq)

392
I sold a three bagger as Peter Lynch would say. It could have been worse.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:25 AM (ZbBR3)

If you had bought at 500 you had your 3bagger in 2011. It's perfectly fine if you treat it as something you sell during recessions and then rotate into massively discounted stocks.

And again you can run away with physical gold while the government might freeze your accounts. Not throwing out options here, just providing clarity as to what these options actually do.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (B8meM)

393 Obama resigned his Senate seat on November 16th.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (UDapT)

394 I'm pro-flip flops. Mainly because if Biden is inaugurated, flip flops will be all I can afford.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (1ISKN)



Ho chi Minh sandals made by cutting up old truck tires for the foot bed. You get an additional 50,000 mikes out of them.



Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (gmo/4)

395 Dude in a black dress, face up close was 100 miles of bad road with wrinkly man hands and a plunging neckline over no chest.

Were at the Westbury Home Depot in SW Houston by chance?

Some old guy with a thin body that dresses to the nines in mini pleats and high heels. Then he turns around and all you see is Ron Woods face looking back at you.

Store employees know him well.

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (RusNE)

396 371 I bought gold when it was $275 to $350 per oz.
I sold some at $1200 per oz. but I still have some.
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (w7KSn)


If you had put that money in the market when gold was at $275 an oz, you would be upgrading your personal jet right about now.

Posted by: jwest at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (/BlEx)

397 If the GOP were smart (I know, I know), they'd counter Biden's proposals with even higher taxes on the rich. Like Biden wants 40% tax on evil millionaires? Nah bruh, let's go 60%. Actually fuck that, 95%. Come on man!!

Let Nancy, Chuckie and Bidet defend why that is a bad idea.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (22mNy)

398 My younger daughter and her fiance just adopted a kittie....not the same, but the best I can so at the moment. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2020 10:24 AM (tsZQ+)

NGU, Learn to savor the small things in life, they may be the only ones you are allowed to have for the foreseeable future!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar


Exactly. It's all downhill from here.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (BJLVZ)

399 A young BLM protest leader known for his energy and optimism amid Louisville's movement for racial justice became a new symbol of gun violence when he was shot and killed early Monday in a car-jacking.

Wait are we for funding the police again??

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (JFO2v)

400 HR? Let's not get crazy here. Even in Greenland some things are too vicious, too brutal, too violative of basic human rights to permit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:30 AM (nakwk)


Sounds like we need a committee meeting to present the various viewpoints at play here!
Might I suggest we convene in Maui for at least a week of in-depth discussions!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (87oRe)

401 Ho chi Minh sandals made by cutting up old truck tires for the foot bed. You get an additional 50,000 mikes out of them.





Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (gmo/4)

Same with Mexican Hirachis

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (k/TB6)

402
I guess Trump will be in Gettysburg today



I hear that Gettysburg is good place to make a speech!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (tsZQ+)

he should do it. Many of the great presidents have done so after Lincoln. Obama made a point of NOT making a speech during the 150th anniversary. Trump should make a speech there, and I am not even close to kidding.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (ZbBR3)

403 My guess is Kum-hole-a is keeping her seat as long as possible for the paycheck. Why give up $18K a month if you don't have to?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:33 AM (22mNy)

404 Were at the Westbury Home Depot in SW Houston by chance?



Some old guy with a thin body that dresses to the nines in mini
pleats and high heels. Then he turns around and all you see is Ron
Woods face looking back at you.



Store employees know him well.


Nope, different one

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:33 AM (kVfla)

405 370 I guess Trump will be in Gettysburg today

I hear that Gettysburg is good place to make a speech!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (tsZQ+)

Four score and seven years ago was.... 1933.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:33 AM (/EuRN)

406 397 If the GOP were smart (I know, I know), they'd counter Biden's proposals with even higher taxes on the rich. Like Biden wants 40% tax on evil millionaires? Nah bruh, let's go 60%. Actually fuck that, 95%. Come on man!!

Let Nancy, Chuckie and Bidet defend why that is a bad idea.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (22mNy)

Kill the top 400 and take all their money. It funds SS for about 9 months.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:33 AM (JFO2v)

407 Gold?
I bought Bitcoin when it was under 300.00
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 25, 2020 10:28 AM (DB16e)


Nice. Too bad you can only buy weed with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:34 AM (hku12)

408 I rock shorts about 360 days a year. South of I 10 it is not a suggestion, its the rule.

a fellow south American!

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 10:34 AM (RusNE)

409 HR? Let's not get crazy here. Even in Greenland some things are too vicious, too brutal, too violative of basic human rights to permit.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:30 AM (nakwk)

Hmmm. *ponders siccing the new and improved Viking HR ladies on serf*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:34 AM (jXPIy)

410 I got a spam email from "Dracula Secret Memory Tea." I'm adding them to my safe list just to get more emails like that.

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 10:34 AM (Izzlo)

411 403 My guess is Kum-hole-a is keeping her seat as long as possible for the paycheck. Why give up $18K a month if you don't have to?
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:33 AM (22mNy)

=========

A decent reason. She hasn't cashed out on the speaking circuit yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:34 AM (NWM+b)

412 It begins with a blessing, it ends with a curse
Making life easy by making it worse
"My mask is my master", the trumpeter weeps
But his voice is so weak, as he speaks from his sleep

----Why Are We Sleeping, by The Soft Machine

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at November 25, 2020 10:34 AM (vYL7p)

413 Kill the top 400 and take all their money. It funds SS for about 9 months.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:33 AM (JFO2v)

Why tax anyone when they're just printing money to pay debts?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (xfb67)

414
You know you can go into MS Project and add a list of Holidays and it fixes all these issues.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)

Yeah, you & I know that. As a senior engineer with 30 years of experience, he should've known that too. Why the hell does a government slacker need a 300 page cdrl the monday after thanksgiving day? Answer, they fooking don't.

I punish the stupid people that work for me until they either learn, or quit. This is, and other reasons, are why i have a platoon of good engineers and a waiting list to get on my team.

When i couldn't convince him to fix his schedule, back in April i made a medical appointment for december the 4th in anticipation of driving home a significant emotion event straight up his asshole. He has been a thorn in my side for five years, and now i get to provide some of that back on him with some vig thrown in for spite.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (VcFUs)

415 What does HR stand for in this case ?
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (zr5Kq)


The Imperial Bureau of Mostly Human Resources

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (87oRe)

416 406 Kill the top 400 and take all their money. It funds SS for about 9 months.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:33 AM (JFO2v)

===========

Ends their social experiments, though.

So...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (NWM+b)

417 If this all goes down, I wonder what sort of horrible creature the State of CA will foist upon us to replace Harris.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (67sg6)

418 Viking HR

No one gets to Valhalla

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (kVfla)

419 Kill the top 400 and take all their money. It funds SS for about 9 months.
Posted by: rhennigantx



Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (BJLVZ)

420 they are not going to tax their billionaire buddies, they will not prevent offshore tax shelters, they will tax the crap out of middle class

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (zr5Kq)

421 397 If the GOP were smart (I know, I know), they'd counter Biden's proposals with even higher taxes on the rich. Like Biden wants 40% tax on evil millionaires? Nah bruh, let's go 60%. Actually fuck that, 95%. Come on man!!

Let Nancy, Chuckie and Bidet defend why that is a bad idea.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (22mNy)

$50/hr minimum wage.

110% corporate tax rates.

Let's f*ckin' party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (/EuRN)

422 Traditionally you could buy a tailor made suit for a man for the price of 1oz of gold.
Seems about right.

Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (w7KSn)

423 >>A young BLM protest leader known for his energy and optimism amid Louisville's movement for racial justice became a new symbol of gun violence when he was shot and killed early Monday in a car-jacking.


Was he the Jacker or the Jackee?

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (8tGpb)

424 Many men look good in shorts. Many men look bad ins shorts. Which one are you ?
Posted by: runner


Board shorts. Not speedo.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:30 AM (BJLVZ)


I'm the kind of man that doesn't care whether you think I look good in my shorts or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:36 AM (hku12)

425 Congrats to all of you, rickb!
Lovely to hear some happy news.

Posted by: Sal at November 25, 2020 10:36 AM (KTdeA)

426 Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke

51% of Biden voters didn't know that Trump had made the U.S. energy independent.

60% of Biden voters didn't know that Facebook and Twitter was censoring on his behalf.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 25, 2020 10:36 AM (NpAcC)

427 A young BLM protest leader known for his energy and optimism amid
Louisville's movement for racial justice became a new symbol of gun
violence when he was shot and killed early Monday in a car-jacking.



Was he the Jacker or the Jackee?


He was just Jack'd

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:37 AM (kVfla)

428 Ho chi Minh sandals made by cutting up old truck tires for the foot bed. You get an additional 50,000 mikes out of them.
----
My old tire necklaces are to die for.

/s/ Winnie Mandela

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 25, 2020 10:37 AM (aO8Gd)

429 I got a spam email from "Dracula Secret Memory Tea." I'm adding them to my safe list just to get more emails like that.

That's fantastic. I have no idea which words modify which in that phrase, but basically all of the combinations are awesome.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2020 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)

430 As long as your shorts don't show any brain, it's okay to wear shorts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:37 AM (xfb67)

431 426 Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke

51% of Biden voters didn't know that Trump had made the U.S. energy independent.

60% of Biden voters didn't know that Facebook and Twitter was censoring on his behalf.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 25, 2020 10:36 AM (NpAcC)

========

Don't worry, stealing this election made all of the left's problems just go away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:37 AM (NWM+b)

432 Congratulations, Rickb!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 10:37 AM (TdMsT)

433 they will tax the crap out of the dangerous independent middle class

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (zr5Kq)

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:37 AM (87oRe)

434 When i couldn't convince him to fix his schedule, back in April i made a medical appointment for december the 4th in anticipation of driving home a significant emotion event straight up his asshole. He has been a thorn in my side for five years, and now i get to provide some of that back on him with some vig thrown in for spite.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron


I want you in my foxhole when tshtf.
I will need a wartime consigliere.
You are excellent.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:38 AM (BJLVZ)

435 The Imperial Bureau of Mostly Human Resources
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (87oRe)

I was way off.

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:38 AM (zr5Kq)

436 Congrats to all of you, rickb!
Lovely to hear some happy news.
Posted by: Sal

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at November 25, 2020 10:38 AM (arJlL)

437 My old tire necklaces are to die for.



/s/ Winnie Mandela


They were hot to trot

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:38 AM (kVfla)

438 A young BLM protest leader known for his energy and optimism amid Louisville's movement for racial justice became a new symbol of gun violence when he was shot and killed early Monday in a car-jacking.


Was he the Jacker or the Jackee?
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (8tGpb)

Don't you love the vague language? Let's keep on blaming whitey and the cops while ignoring the mounting pile of bodies in the inner city.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:38 AM (jXPIy)

439 Hans Mahncke

@HansMahncke



51% of Biden voters didn't know that Trump had made the U.S. energy independent.



60% of Biden voters didn't know that Facebook and Twitter was censoring on his behalf.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 25, 2020 10:36 AM (NpAcC)



MFM and Big Tech: Why is everyone looking at us?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 25, 2020 10:38 AM (hjWzb)

440 406 397 If the GOP were smart (I know, I know), they'd counter Biden's proposals with even higher taxes on the rich. Like Biden wants 40% tax on evil millionaires? Nah bruh, let's go 60%. Actually fuck that, 95%. Come on man!!

Let Nancy, Chuckie and Bidet defend why that is a bad idea.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (22mNy)

Kill the top 400 and take all their money. It funds SS for about 9 months.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:33 AM (JFO2v)

But it also cripples the Democrat party.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (B8meM)

441 Two flip flops? Looxury!!


Goody Two-Flip-Flops

(odd, as just yesterday I looked up the origin story of Goody-Two-Shoes)

Posted by: stumck at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (w9Wax)

442 421 397 If the GOP were smart (I know, I know), they'd counter Biden's proposals with even higher taxes on the rich. Like Biden wants 40% tax on evil millionaires? Nah bruh, let's go 60%. Actually fuck that, 95%. Come on man!!

Let Nancy, Chuckie and Bidet defend why that is a bad idea.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (22mNy)

$50/hr minimum wage.

110% corporate tax rates.

Let's f*ckin' party.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (/EuRN)

___

Exactly. Throw in back in their faces. 30 hour work weeks. Every 18 year old gets a check for $500K for college. YOLO bitches.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (22mNy)

443 Screw taxing. I think the GOP should just go full Socialist and start nationalizing industries.

Start with Google, Microsoft, Twitter, Facebook, etc.

Start with the richest companies.

Stand back and wait for the screams.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (WEBkv)

444
========

Don't worry, stealing this election made all of the left's problems just go away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:37 AM (NWM+b)


RUSSIA!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

445 276 I'm pro-flip flops. Mainly because if Biden is inaugurated, flip flops will be all I can afford.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:16 AM (1ISKN)

I can knit and felt you some clogs. You will have to provide the used innertube soles, though.

Posted by: Sal at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (KTdeA)

446 About to get nooded.

Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.

I'm normally doing scotch and figured I change things up for this evening festivities.

Not looking for a bargain, would prefer a best of breed recommendation (within reason, i'm not a rich man..)

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fLpTX)

447 Thanks all. Mom and baby are resting comfortably.
9:12 central time as the birth.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (BJLVZ)

448 Posted by: redridinghood at November 25, 2020 10:36 AM (NpAcC)

To be fair comrade, you did NOT really need to see that kind of divisive "American First" dialog!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (87oRe)

449

I propose an limited exception for select fat bottomed girls who make the rockin' world go 'round!

Posted by: Count de Monet, President-Elect ISTJ at November 25, 2020 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

Seconded - glad to have a wife who both enjoys yoga pants and has a bottom that makes the rockin' world go 'round. Makes it much easier to walk behind her in certain situations and avoid the temptation to turn the head.

Posted by: Justasheep at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (L9Eia)

450 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.
Gordon Getty is the $ behind the political aristocracy in CA, including the Newsom and Pelosi families.

Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (w7KSn)

451 Was he the Jacker or the Jackee?
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (8tGpb)

Jackee though he could have easily been the jacker. He was a felon that 'turned his life around' becoming a professional agitator. Arab-American.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (2DOZq)

452 Exactly. Throw in back in their faces. 30 hour work weeks. Every 18 year old gets a check for $500K for college. YOLO bitches.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (22mNy)

Why do the Democrats hate the working man?

Why do they want Our Children to be uneducated?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (6FeV1)

453 @417

It's a given whoever Gruesome Newsom repaces Harris with with be as, if not more awful than her.


I'm picking either Karen Brown or Xavier Becerra.


Two thoroughly repugnant pieces of excrement.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (TcPP1)

454
Obama resigned his Senate seat on November 16th.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (UDapT)

_________

The burden of the Office of President-Elect is a heavy one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (mht8P)

455 439 Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke
51% of Biden voters didn't know that Trump had made the U.S. energy independent.

___

Obviously the MSM didn't highlight this. But neither did Trump.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (22mNy)

456 450 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.
Gordon Getty is the $ behind the political aristocracy in CA, including the Newsom and Pelosi families.
---------------------
So this is good news.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (S00tp)

457 Nice. Too bad you can only buy weed with it.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:34 AM

Nah. Never bought anything with it. I just exchange to US currency and direct deposited in my bank. I did sell most of it 3 years ago when it spiked to 20K.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (DB16e)

458 Newsmax is reporting that Hillary wants the secy. of defense job.

Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (cF8AT)

459 Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fLpTX)

Lead SlingerBuffalo TraceFour Roses

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (k/TB6)

460 they will tax the crap out of the dangerous independent middle class
====
*giggles*

You see, the power to tax is the power to destroy.


We appreciate the hard work you undertook to amass your savings, because it conveniently located all that money in an easily looted location. Terribly efficient of you. Thanks again!

Posted by: Soros at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (Rc4u6)

461 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.

Drugs, hookers, or Joe Buck?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (kVfla)

462 Posted by: rickb223

May your and your family have an even more lovely Thanksgiving this year!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (87oRe)

463 If you had put that money in the market when gold was at $275 an oz, you would be upgrading your personal jet right about now.

Posted by: jwest at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (/BlEx)

i don't buy that. Look at gold in 2005 to 2020. Sure it dropped recently. Some sold at the right time. But it went up three times over that period and it was very much in keeping with the SP unless I have my stats all screwed up. And if you picked specific company, it could have gone to shite for many reasons. Gold is pretty much what it is, it doesn't have extreme variables that can tank it like a CEO on the take.

Not saying buy gold, but people who say it has not worked are cherry picking dates. It has worked for people who were in for the haul or even got lucky. Kind of like stocks really.

Look, we all know that over the last 50 or so years you should have had it all in Philip Morris. Oh we don't? Well i wonder why that is? If you had one stock over the last fifty or even a hundred years, it should have been MO. Ask someone who has spent twenty years in the hip Dell how things have gone.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (ZbBR3)

464 450 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.
Gordon Getty is the $ behind the political aristocracy in CA, including the Newsom and Pelosi families.
Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (w7KSn)

And so it begins...

Posted by: That guy who decided to swoop in before that guy who always says "And so it begins...." at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (6FeV1)

465 >>51% of Biden voters didn't know...

>>60% of Biden voters didn't know...



100% of Biden Voters Voted for a guy who can't explain the Rules for Connect 4.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (8tGpb)

466 they are not going to tax their billionaire buddies, they will not prevent offshore tax shelters, they will tax the crap out of middle class
Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:35 AM (zr5Kq)

Exactly, any tax hike on the billionaire will include a loophole big enough for a small planet to fall through. Like he's actually going to raise taxes on the people who funded his campaign. The rest of us will have no such luck.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:42 AM (jXPIy)

467 Don't you love the vague language? Let's keep on blaming whitey and the cops while ignoring the mounting pile of bodies in the inner city.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:38 AM (jXPIy)

It's not rocket science to see the link between "defund the police" and "dies in car jacking". Everyone see's it. That's how you know it was just an electioneering operation. Won't peak again until 4 years from now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:42 AM (xfb67)

468 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.
Gordon Getty is the $ behind the political aristocracy in CA, including the Newsom and Pelosi families.
---------------------
So this is good news.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (S00tp)


So, our side is getting into the liberal game of assassinations?

WHEEEEE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

469 Two thoroughly repugnant pieces of excrement.
--------------------------
Its California. If excrement is what you want got to Calpatria and get truckloads. Its everywhere.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:42 AM (S00tp)

470 Insty posted an interesting interview with a "Jewish intellectual" someplace. They understood that he'd actually accomplished several things the Dems have claimed to care about for decades (a rise of almost 5% in household income for the lowest 25%!). And that Trump could've been dragged further left if the Dems had a brain cell between them.

He also understood that what's happening is a class war disguised as a race war.

Of course, then he ruins it by stating flat out that Trump has said "half a dozen racist and anti-Semitic things" and a few other dumb liberal items-of-faith.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2020 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)

471 455 439 Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke
51% of Biden voters didn't know that Trump had made the U.S. energy independent.

___

Obviously the MSM didn't highlight this. But neither did Trump.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (22mNy)

My recollection was he talked about it all the time.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:42 AM (B8meM)

472 455 439 Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke
51% of Biden voters didn't know that Trump had made the U.S. energy independent.

___

Obviously the MSM didn't highlight this. But neither did Trump.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (22mNy)

Except at every rally...and several pressers...and many tweets but yeah, other than that he didn't say a word about it.

Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2020 10:42 AM (cF8AT)

473 465
>>51% of Biden voters didn't know...



>>60% of Biden voters didn't know...







100% of Biden Voters Voted for a guy who can't explain the Rules for Connect 4.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (8tGpb)
And I hope 100% of Biden's voters get it good, hard and dry as the left puts the screws to us.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (N39Ws)

474 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.
Gordon Getty is the $ behind the political aristocracy in CA, including the Newsom and Pelosi families.
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So this is good news.

Posted by: Puddin Head
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WTF!

Fuel the plane! We dust off in 20minutes.

Posted by: Soros at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (Rc4u6)

475 458 Newsmax is reporting that Hillary wants the secy. of defense job.


Posted by: Tami at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (cF8AT)

Must have run through most of her previous graft.

But hey, guys who install bathroom servers need to work to.

Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (Ojki1)

476 About to get nooded.

Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.

I'm normally doing scotch and figured I change things up for this evening festivities.

Not looking for a bargain, would prefer a best of breed recommendation (within reason, i'm not a rich man..)
Posted by: havelhavolim


Maker's Mark.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (BJLVZ)

477 >>> I rock shorts about 360 days a year. South of I 10 it is not a suggestion, its the rule.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 25, 2020 10:27 AM (JFO2v)

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As do I. And well north of I-80, at that.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (PNJlr)

478 461 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.

Drugs, hookers, or Joe Buck?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:41 AM (kVfla)

What, he got bored to death with irrelevant statistics delivered in a crushing monotone?

Oh, wait, you meant the other Joe Buck.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (6FeV1)

479 468 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.
Gordon Getty is the $ behind the political aristocracy in CA, including the Newsom and Pelosi families.
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So this is good news.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (S00tp)

So, our side is getting into the liberal game of assassinations?

WHEEEEE!!!!!!!
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If we are to do a Dirty War, lets do it right. Our helicopters are currently under utilized.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (S00tp)

480 Obviously the MSM didn't highlight this. But neither did Trump.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (22mNy)


IIRC, President Trump "tried" to highlight this but a corrupt complicit press failed us mere citizens!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (87oRe)

481 463 If you had put that money in the market when gold was at $275 an oz, you would be upgrading your personal jet right about now.

Posted by: jwest at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (/BlEx)


I have a funny story.

I was a gold bug at around 350 an oz.

I bought a lot and sold and 800.

The problem with these analyses is that they always assume you never sell.

And never selling is not always the right or even a viable option.


Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (fLpTX)

482 Obama resigned his Senate seat on November 16th.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 10:31 AM (UDapT)

_________

The burden of the Office of President-Elect is a heavy one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 25, 2020 10:40 AM (mht8P)


He was gonna resign earlier, but then he got high.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (hku12)

483 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.
Gordon Getty is the $ behind the political aristocracy in CA, including the Newsom and Pelosi families.


Whomever you are, now do Hillary.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

484 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.

Drugs, hookers, or Joe Buck?


All of the above. And in San Antonio, it was probably Joe Buck *and* Troy Aikman.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (ZGrMX)

485 Mornin', all,

What an odd way to hold a book.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (yvr3o)

486 BTW, did this Getty have both ears?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (S00tp)

487 Blanton's

Woodford Reserve

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (8tGpb)

488 The Recount
@therecount
Obama on @breakfastclubam: "You've seen created, in Republican politics, this sense that white males are victims ..n. Which obviously doesn't gibe with both history and data and economics ... How you unwind that is gonna be not something that is done right away."

. . . .
Obama on @breakfastclubam: " . . . There's a lot of evangelical Hispanics who, the fact that Trump says racist things about Mexicans, or puts undocumented workers in cages, they think that's less important than the fact that he supports their views on gay marriage or abortion."

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RAGE STROKE!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)

489
I want you in my foxhole when tshtf.
I will need a wartime consigliere.
You are excellent.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:38 AM (BJLVZ)


As long as you take the 50m targets, i'm good from 75m out to 350m. They get inside my minimum ra ge, i'm grabbing el' lobo for some skull splitting.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (VcFUs)

490 At the time I was a collector. Eagles, Maple Leafs, Kruggerands.
And it was easily done, in person at a currency exchange bank. A thru-the-window transaction. Cash goes in, coin comes out. Completely anonymous.
Those days are gone.

Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (w7KSn)

491
All of the above. And in San Antonio, it was probably Joe Buck *and* Troy Aikman.
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You made me laugh and snort.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (S00tp)

492 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.
===
EDKH

JGGDKH

Posted by: Soros at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (TnTqJ)

493 446 About to get nooded.

Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.

I'm normally doing scotch and figured I change things up for this evening festivities.

Not looking for a bargain, would prefer a best of breed recommendation (within reason, i'm not a rich man..)
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fLpTX)

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Ask your liquor store guy, but there's a glut of great, well priced bourbon.

Bulliet
Four Roses
And many, many more

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (NWM+b)

494 Whomever you are, now do Hillary.

Eewwww phrasing

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (kVfla)

495 Sounds like we need a committee meeting to present the various viewpoints at play here!
Might I suggest we convene in Maui for at least a week of in-depth discussions!
Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:32 AM (87oRe)

Brilliant! Plus we can annex the place while we're there and expand the royal coffers with their tribute.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:45 AM (nakwk)

496 Blanton's

Woodford Reserve
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (8tGpb)


Brought some called Boondocks to the TxMoMe.

It was quite good.

I appreciate the Morons not drinking it all so I had some to take back with me.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

497 The rest of us will have no such luck.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:42 AM (jXPIy)


Gotta love it when a plan comes together!

Posted by: Commissar-Elect Hrothgar - I Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at November 25, 2020 10:45 AM (87oRe)

498 ra ge

What a most excellent typo. range.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 25, 2020 10:45 AM (VcFUs)

499 @455

That's not really true, he has touted his achievements in 4 state of the Unions as well as every chance that he got during his time.


The country is literally half composed of imbecilic psychopaths.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 25, 2020 10:45 AM (TcPP1)

500 OT, but I had to have a tire repaired last night. The TPMS reported 22 psi as I got home, so I aired the tire up and drove a mile to a Firestone shop. They fixed it without issue, but tried to sell me a new set of tires, saying mine were over 5 years old. Nope; three months to go before they turn 5. When somebody wants to sell me something for $1000, I want a second opinion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 10:45 AM (yvr3o)

501 493 446 About to get nooded.

Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.

I'm normally doing scotch and figured I change things up for this evening festivities.

Not looking for a bargain, would prefer a best of breed recommendation (within reason, i'm not a rich man..)
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fLpTX)

=========

Ask your liquor store guy, but there's a glut of great, well priced bourbon.

Bulliet
Four Roses
And many, many more
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:44 AM (NWM+b)

Woodford Reserve
Bowman Brothers

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:45 AM (nakwk)

502
Lin Wood
@LLinWood

GA Patriots, let @KLoeffler
and @sendavidperdue
know if they EVER want your vote in ANY race in future, they need to publicly demand that GA Governor @GaSecofState
order a legitimate recount to determine validity of ALL ballots and special session of legislature.

FIX IT NOW.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 10:46 AM (siY0G)

503 487 Blanton's

Woodford Reserve
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Both are very tasty. I prefer Blanton's though.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:46 AM (S00tp)

504 The Blob is behind her pillow and moving around the left side to attack her!

Posted by: db at November 25, 2020 10:46 AM (E0PSG)

505 John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.
Gordon Getty is the $ behind the political aristocracy in CA, including the Newsom and Pelosi families.
Posted by: attila the intransigent


Pants around his ankles, 12 yr old boy in room?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:46 AM (BJLVZ)

506 Right now is a Golden Age of bourbon, no matter what your price point is.

You can just about grab any bottle at whatever you want to spend, and it will at least be decent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (6FeV1)

507 Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.

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Can't go wrong with Woodford Reserve. Standard is good, double oaked is even better. $50 or so. Drinks above its price.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (5fznm)

508 Guess which country's market went green line up and people cheered?
Venezuela

https://m.investing.com/equities/venezuela/

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (DH4sA)

509 503 487 Blanton's

Woodford Reserve
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Both are very tasty. I prefer Blanton's though.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:46 AM (S00tp)

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Which is impossible to find unless you're fucking the liquor distributor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (NWM+b)

510 Pants around his ankles, 12 yr old boy in room?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:46 AM (BJLVZ)

Alive, or dead?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (6FeV1)

511 Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.
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Badil Hadyn. Very good at a decent price. I assume you are sipping the Bourbon and not mixing it. If mixing it use Maker's Mark.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (S00tp)

512 About Bourbon

Know nothing about it but did like Woodford Reserve and Basil Hayden.

How do those rate among the those that know? Just as a reference point cause I'm looking to move on from scotch to something which I feel has more character and that will give me more value per dollar?

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (fLpTX)

513 506 Right now is a Golden Age of bourbon, no matter what your price point is.

You can just about grab any bottle at whatever you want to spend, and it will at least be decent.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (6FeV1)

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Well, above like $30.

There's some real shit in the $10-$20 range.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (NWM+b)

514 I have a funny story.

I was a gold bug at around 350 an oz.

I bought a lot and sold and 800.

The problem with these analyses is that they always assume you never sell.

And never selling is not always the right or even a viable option.


Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (fLpTX)

Most people want a product they can just buy and hold forever. Gold and US treasuries are not that.

Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (B8meM)

515 The painting is no good.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (buTO7)

516 When i couldn't convince him to fix his schedule, back in April i made a medical appointment for december the 4th in anticipation of driving home a significant emotion event straight up his asshole. He has been a thorn in my side for five years, and now i get to provide some of that back on him with some vig thrown in for spite.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron

Judging by your nic you aren't Italian but you have appointed an honorary paisan in my house. Fairness, treachery and spite are the requirements. Congratulations.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (Rvt88)

517 Which is impossible to find unless you're fucking the liquor distributor.
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James, I know people. Justsayin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (S00tp)

518 The problem with these analyses is that they always assume you never sell.



And never selling is not always the right or even a viable option.







Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:43 AM (fLpTX)

everyone does their own thing. Much easier in my opinion to bail out of a stock than sell your gold. Like any thing of value, people buy and sell it when they choose.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (ZbBR3)

519 Iv been drinking Buffalo Trace lately... not bad for the price.

Posted by: Ward at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (nzKWW)

520 Exactly, any tax hike on the billionaire will include a loophole big enough for a small planet to fall through. Like he's actually going to raise taxes on the people who funded his campaign. The rest of us will have no such luck.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:42 AM (jXPIy)

Yup. And I already weep at my tax bill.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (nakwk)

521 Iv been drinking Buffalo Trace lately... not bad for the price.
Posted by: Ward at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (nzKWW)


Agreed.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

522 Well, above like $30.

There's some real shit in the $10-$20 range.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (NWM+b)

Fair enough... i was considering actual bourbon, and not kerosene and food dye.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (6FeV1)

523 Just as a reference point cause I'm looking to move on from scotch to something which I feel has more character and that will give me more value per dollar?

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (fLpTX)

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Pinch.

Pinch is what you're after.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (5fznm)

524 The painting is no good.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (buTO7)


It's no Rothko ?

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (zr5Kq)

525 There's some real shit in the $10-$20 range.
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Haven Hill, but it is only sold in Kentucky. Ancient Age typically is great Bourbon for the price.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (S00tp)

526 517 Which is impossible to find unless you're fucking the liquor distributor.
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James, I know people. Justsayin.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (S00tp)

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Hook me up.

I want a bottle. I've only ever gotten a half-bottle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (NWM+b)

527 >>John Gilbert Getty, age 52, son of billionaire Gordon Getty, found dead in a hotel room in San Antonio, TX.


I am guessing his secretary will pay more in Estate Taxes when she dies.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM (xrJ7c)

528 Most people want a product they can just buy and hold forever. Gold and US treasuries are not that.


Posted by: Someguy at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (B8meM)

my last comment on this as we all go our own way. But i think holding gold coins is the easiest thing you can do. All you have to do is not take them to some guy and sell them to him.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM (ZbBR3)

529 Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.
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Old Forrester or Old Grandad. It's old.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM (2DOZq)

530 502
Lin Wood
@LLinWood

GA Patriots, let @KLoeffler
and @sendavidperdue
know if they EVER want your vote in ANY race in future, they need to publicly demand that GA Governor @GaSecofState
order a legitimate recount to determine validity of ALL ballots and special session of legislature.

FIX IT NOW.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 10:46 AM (siY0G)

People who are selling that Trump can concede or lose and run again in 2024 are ignorant, liars, or stand to profit from Globalist/Chinese takeover.
The GOP does not deserve our votes unless they take the 100s of millions of dollars they are fundraising and back Trump's every effort to remain in power.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM (DH4sA)

531
Yup. And I already weep at my tax bill.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (nakwk)


This.

I am but one middle aged working stiff making a middle class income.

They tax the holy fuck out of me.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

532 Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.



Pappy Van Winkle.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM (BJLVZ)

533 @511

Interesting, our posts overlapped.

My impression was that BH was most like Scotch in that it was very smooth and anodyne.

I actually lived in KY for 6 years but didn't know enough then about this to really judge.

Now, I'm ... a bit more mature, but live in deep blue land and my local store recommends what needs to get sold... (but has a good selection

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM (fLpTX)

534 Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.
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Old Forrester or Old Grandad. It's old.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks


Hard to beat $7 a 5 gallon car boy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (BJLVZ)

535 I'm a fan of Templeton Rye if rye is your thing.

Definitely +1 on anything from Basil Hayden's.

I currently have a bottle of Redemption Rye open.... it's a little underwhelming. Not bad, just.... boring. Like it ticked off all the boxes to be a bourbon and then went home for the day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (6FeV1)

536 Most people want a product they can just buy and hold forever. Gold and US treasuries are not that.
--------------------------
The may be true of wives as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (S00tp)

537

Pappy Van Winkle.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM (BJLVZ)


LOL!

Good luck.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

538 They tax the holy fuck out of me.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

Ugh, me too. I actually have to have extra taken out of my check so I don't come up short when I file.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (Ez6QX)

539 525 There's some real shit in the $10-$20 range.
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Haven Hill, but it is only sold in Kentucky. Ancient Age typically is great Bourbon for the price.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (S00tp)

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Benchmark is usually $10, and it's okay, especially for the price.

But I really just start looking at $30 and up. I've tasted way too many crappy cheap bourbons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (NWM+b)

540 536 Most people want a product they can just buy and hold forever. Gold and US treasuries are not that.
--------------------------
The may be true of wives as well.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (S00tp)

Definitely not bourbon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (6FeV1)

541 Old Forrester is a good inexpensive choice. I keep it around for mixing and sipping.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (5fznm)

542 158

I doubt we will see any of this in the light of day. We will be kept in the dark and stuff will be locked up from knowing into a hundred years in the future.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 25, 2020 09:59 AM

Speaking of stuff being locked up and kept from the public until some future date, isn't the information on the Kennedy assassination supposed to be released to the public after a certain number of years?

This site -- History.com -- says there is to be another release of information next October.

Some 30,000 never-before-seen or un-redacted documents were released to the public by the National Archives in 2017 and 2018, with another release set for October 2021.

Why was this information kept from the public in the first place?

https://bit.ly/33jhzT9

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (Do5/p)

543 Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old Whiskey
$4,999.99

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

544 There's some real shit in the $10-$20 range.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (NWM+b)

I think I've said this before, but I once had some windshield washer fluid shot in my mouth and it tasted exactly like Jim Beam.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (xfb67)

545 Ugh, me too. I actually have to have extra taken out of my check so I don't come up short when I file.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (Ez6QX)
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Yep, same.

My wife and I, when we were both working, had a darn good combined salary.

We had no interest in writing futher checks to Uncle Sam.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 25, 2020 10:53 AM (WEBkv)

546 I like Old Grandad. Its my number two bar buy if Maker's Mark is not offered.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:53 AM (S00tp)

547 Pants around his ankles, 12 yr old boy in room?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:46 AM (BJLVZ)

Alive, or dead?
Posted by: Warai-otoko



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:53 AM (BJLVZ)

548 I'm a fan of Templeton Rye if rye is your thing.

Definitely +1 on anything from Basil Hayden's.

I currently have a bottle of Redemption Rye open.... it's a little underwhelming. Not bad, just.... boring. Like it ticked off all the boxes to be a bourbon and then went home for the day.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (6FeV1)

+1 for Templeton, because Rye
I must like Rye, because Rye vodka is my preference too. When I do drink.

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:53 AM (zr5Kq)

549
Ugh, me too. I actually have to have extra taken out of my check so I don't come up short when I file.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 10:51 AM (Ez6QX)


We HAD ours pretty much perfect. We paid in $7 this year filing.

Unemployment and Covid have likely fucked that up this go-round.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

550 I think I've said this before, but I once had some windshield washer fluid shot in my mouth and it tasted exactly like Jim Beam.
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Are you sure you're not talking about Scotch?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:53 AM (S00tp)

551 I'm thinking that there might be a change of tone in press coverage of a Biden administration.

MSNBC: Biden's Cabinet Is Like 'The Avengers,' 'Superheroes' Who Will 'Save Us All'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2020 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)

552 an somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.

I'm normally doing scotch and figured I change things up for this evening festivities.

Not looking for a bargain, would prefer a best of breed recommendation (within reason, i'm not a rich man..)
Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fLpTX)

Eagle Rare is a good choice for a reasonable price, so is 1792

Posted by: Inogame - Trump Won at November 25, 2020 10:54 AM (+2xjH)

553 Why was this information kept from the public in the first place?
===
Did you really want people to know that I got arrested outside the building next door to the Dallas Book depository right after Kennedy got shot?

Posted by: Zombie GHW Bush at November 25, 2020 10:54 AM (y6fTF)

554 Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old Whiskey
$4,999.99
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)


Probably tastes like 13 yo whiskey. But bragging rights.

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:54 AM (zr5Kq)

555 Iv been drinking Buffalo Trace lately... not bad for the price.

Posted by: Ward at November 25, 2020 10:48 AM (nzKWW)

it is good but hard to find for some. Wild Turkey is just as good abut always there. The Bourbon market has become disfunctional in many ways as more and more are chasing the high end stuff. It is funny that the major distilleries keep coming out with high end stuff.

I could probably sell empty bottles of Pappy and others for more than a few hundred. And that is crazy when you think about it.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:54 AM (ZbBR3)

556 who can name the most obscure bourbon

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (iTXRQ)

557 A bit late... A copy of that painting has been in a prominent spot at my mother's house since the early 1970's.

Posted by: klaftern at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (RuIsu)

558 556 who can name the most obscure bourbon
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (iTXRQ)

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I would, but you've never heard of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (NWM+b)

559 Getty killed himself because all of his money was in gold and he couldn't maintain his private jet like everybody who bought $1,532 of stocks 20 years ago.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (UDapT)

560 1792 is pretty good. A little bit strong on vanilla, a little bit sweeter than others, but good all around.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (6FeV1)

561 I have 40 half pints of Jack Daniels and 40 half pints of Smirnoff vodka in my prepper cache.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (2DOZq)

562 >I would, but you've never heard of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


ok, you make Hulk laff

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (iTXRQ)

563 Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old Whiskey
$4,999.99
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)


Probably tastes like 13 yo whiskey. But bragging rights.
Posted by: runner


Definite difference between 12 yr old and 18 yr old Macallan. 12 is good. 18 is like candy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (BJLVZ)

564 558 556 who can name the most obscure bourbon
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (iTXRQ)

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I would, but you've never heard of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (NWM+b)

Steve.


It's called Steve.

I just named it that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (6FeV1)

565 We HAD ours pretty much perfect. We paid in $7 this year filing.

Unemployment and Covid have likely fucked that up this go-round.
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

Ours is messed up because they tax my salary, hubs' salary, and his military retirement based on the tax bracket for each of those salaries. But when we combine them all to file, we are knocked into a higher tax bracket and come up short. I learned that the hard way this year, when we owed $1,500.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (Ez6QX)

566 Yup. And I already weep at my tax bill.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (nakwk)

At least you don't pay state income tax, right?

I love how when you work hard and have a good year, they screw you even deeper.

I feel sorry for people who live in places like NY and CA. The Daily Wire folks fled from CA due to the insanity.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (jXPIy)

567 543 Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old Whiskey
$4,999.99
Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)


Judging from this past election, how would anyone know that the Bourbon was 23 years old? I'm sure there are people who think they could tell, but really, how could someone be sure? That's a pretty big price tempting less-than-honest distillers.

Posted by: jwest at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (/BlEx)

568 Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.
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Old Forrester or Old Grandad. It's old.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020


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Do they still make Old Crow?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (yvr3o)

569 Getty was depressed over the terrible social isolation of the lock downs.

Just like Steven Bing.


*sociopathic giggles*

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (y6fTF)

570 But I really just start looking at $30 and up. I've tasted way too many crappy cheap bourbons.
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So you've sampled Old Crow and Rebel Yell have you? The better the name the worser the Bourbon. Its a sad fact.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (S00tp)

571 Weller Antique 107 is very good. Used to be reasonably priced but not anymore.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 10:58 AM (H5knJ)

572
Ours is messed up because they tax my salary, hubs' salary, and his military retirement based on the tax bracket for each of those salaries. But when we combine them all to file, we are knocked into a higher tax bracket and come up short. I learned that the hard way this year, when we owed $1,500.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (Ez6QX)


We went through some credit issues a few years ago. That REALLY fucked us. They don't tell you that when you settle your debt with creditors, they 1099 you for the difference.........

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

573 Do they still make Old Crow?
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Yes, see my comment above.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:58 AM (S00tp)

574 That purple hair ribbon looks like a struggling octopus, in a close-up look...and yes, she has a giraffe-like neck....and a strange little finger...but, so what? Very pretty. And I like the bold yellow of her dress.

Posted by: Kathy at November 25, 2020 10:58 AM (6EzM3)

575 570 But I really just start looking at $30 and up. I've tasted way too many crappy cheap bourbons.
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So you've sampled Old Crow and Rebel Yell have you? The better the name the worser the Bourbon. Its a sad fact.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (S00tp)

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There was something called Kentucky Black Pepper, or something, that I got the minibottle for just to try.

I couldn't finish it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:58 AM (NWM+b)

576 Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old Whiskey $4,999.99

For purposes of comparison, what does a night with a high-end hooker cost?

Posted by: spindrift at November 25, 2020 10:58 AM (h5TKJ)

577 I love how when you work hard and have a good year, they screw you even deeper.

Posted by: chique l'African

Getting a early retirement buyout will play hell with your taxes for that year too.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2020 10:59 AM (Rvt88)

578 she seems to be particularly enjoying the army's "so, you've decided to become a sniper" manual.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 25, 2020 10:59 AM (sGtp+)

579 Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.


Pappy Van Winkle.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020


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Named, no doubt, because Pappy fell asleep and drowned in the barrel?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 10:59 AM (yvr3o)

580
Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old Whiskey

$4,999.99

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)





Probably tastes like 13 yo whiskey. But bragging rights.

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 10:54 AM (zr5Kq)

i have had all of them other than the 23. I have two empty bottles of the 20 year old and paid only $150 at a state controlled store. I could have made a mint selling them in NYC at Christmas but that is not my thing. i might sell the empties on ebay as they go for around $70.

I have also had several bottles of the Sazerac 18, that is more rare than the Pappy. I have some others from that collection and they are nice. But to be honest, people want them for the hunt and the hunt is what they care about.

I know go for Scotch mostly. It is expensive, but available. i see these guys waiting outside the store hoping to get a Blantons and I shrug. Blantons is good stuff, but for grown men to wait outside a store for the stuff must make the makers cry and laugh.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:59 AM (ZbBR3)

581 544 There's some real shit in the $10-$20 range.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:47 AM (NWM+b)

I think I've said this before, but I once had some windshield washer fluid shot in my mouth and it tasted exactly like Jim Beam.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 10:52 AM (xfb67)

Related, somewhat: My brother was driving his son to school one winter morning and was out of windshield wiper fluid. So instead of going to Pep Boys to buy wiper fluid, he went to the liquor store to get cheap vodka. (my brother has an... interesting way of thinking.) So while testing the new "wiper fluid" he managed to spray it all over his son, who then had to go to school reeking of rotgut vodka.

Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2020 10:59 AM (Izzlo)

582 Clontarf irish whiskey was my absolute favorite for a while. Super tasty, and was ~$10 a bottle when it first showed up.

Then they hired people who are good at marketing, and it's now ~$30 a bottle. Oh well.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:59 AM (6FeV1)

583 So you've sampled Old Crow and Rebel Yell have you? The better the name the worser the Bourbon. Its a sad fact.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (S00tp)

College bourbon

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (2DOZq)

584 For purposes of comparison, what does a night with a high-end hooker cost?
Posted by: spindrift at November 25, 2020 10:58 AM (h5TKJ)
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Same cost, but, one is for a night, whereas the other can be sampled over the course of a few days.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (WEBkv)

585 Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old Whiskey $4,999.99

For purposes of comparison, what does a night with a high-end hooker cost?
Posted by: spindrift


$9000/hr.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (BJLVZ)

586 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang bits gonna be a good day! A painting with a pretty girl and I'm jumping in where we're talking booze!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (axyOa)

587 Yup. And I already weep at my tax bill.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (nakwk)

Plus side you can laugh at all the "The tax breaks were only for the rich" idiots who suddenly discover they are "rich" and who had come to rely on those tax breaks when getting a new loan or lease.

It is a sad state when the wailing of the stupid is a comfort, but here we are.

Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (Ojki1)

588 LLin Wood is right. If you vote in GA and you aren't using your vote as leverage for PDT, you're pretty clueless. Threats are all that GOPe understand.

Posted by: EveR at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (DsGxB)

589 Definite difference between 12 yr old and 18 yr old Macallan. 12 is good. 18 is like candy.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (BJLVZ)


I cannot imagine a 5K bottle of anything. A slight variation in taste, and the markup is 4K ?

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (zr5Kq)

590 Beam Black...good for the price.

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (AwYPR)

591
Lin Wood
@LLinWood

GA Patriots, let @KLoeffler
and @sendavidperdue
know if they EVER want your vote in ANY race in future, they need to publicly demand that GA Governor @GaSecofState
order a legitimate recount to determine validity of ALL ballots and special session of legislature.

FIX IT NOW.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 25, 2020 10:46 AM (siY0G)


Too late. Georgia screwed the pooch. And the pooch wants more.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM (Fs5vw)

592 Not looking for a bargain, would prefer a best of breed recommendation (within reason, i'm not a rich man..)

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 25, 2020 10:39 AM


I've been enjoying Jefferson's Reserve of late.

Posted by: Bert G at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM (OMsf+)

593 Do they still make Old Crow?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (yvr3o)

Isn't that back-pocket hobo booze?

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM (cJEnq)

594 530

People who are selling that Trump can concede or lose and run again in 2024 are ignorant, liars, or stand to profit from Globalist/Chinese takeover.

Posted by: bat nationalist at November 25, 2020 10:50 AM

These people are either massively stupid or insanely stupid.

They either think Trump lost fairly in this election, so could come back and win in 2024 or...

They think Trump lost due to massive fraud in this election, but somehow in 2024 they would not be massive fraud preventing him from winning then.

Either way... just plain stupid.

Not to mention, if the Left believed that Trump would run again and be a threat to them in 2024, they will spend the next 4 years destroying him to prevent that from ever happening.

Again, just plain stupid take to think we can lose now and somehow win in 2024. You accept defeat now and you endorse the Deep State's fraud.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM (Do5/p)

595 "People should know when they're conquered."

Posted by: Quintus at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM (hCqcJ)

596 Beam Black...good for the price.
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (AwYPR)


I've had it and will not argue this statement.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

597 ....Blantons is good stuff, but for grown men to wait outside a store for the stuff must make the makers cry and laugh.
Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:59 AM (ZbBR3)

yeah...

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM (zr5Kq)

598 We don't have state income tax in TX, but we more than make up for it in property tax. The assholes in my town voted for a god-damned increase in our property taxes "for the children". Maybe they should just cut the superintendent's salary. I don't know the new one, but the old one added about as much value as a pleated skirt on a tranny. No reason to believe the new one is different. And he sent a damned email that evening to all parents in the school district thanking us for voting for the increase (which my husband and I did not). I wanted to egg his house.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 25, 2020 11:02 AM (rWZ8Y)

599 Can somebody who knows Bourbon make a recommendation.
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Old Forrester or Old Grandad. It's old.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020

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Do they still make Old Crow?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (yvr3o)


I like Old Possum. Made from the fermented spleens of old possums. 120 proof.

Sure, it doesn't taste as good as those expensive whiskeys and bourbons, but it almost does.

They all almost do.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 11:02 AM (hku12)

600 595

"People should know when they're conquered."

Posted by: Quintus at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM

Would you, Quintus? Would I?

Posted by: General Maximus Decimus Meridius at November 25, 2020 11:02 AM (Do5/p)

601 I do believe TheJamesMadison said at one point in the past that his wife resembled Amy!!!! from the Dr Who series. Who is indeed a hottie. TheJames is a lucky young man.

Amy!!!! gets multiple exclamation points because thats how Batman referred to her in the HISHE cartoon series when he meets Dr Who. They get it exactly right on how movies should have ended (or on how the loose plot points destroy them).

Very funny short videos.

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at November 25, 2020 11:02 AM (KqiMr)

602 Then they hired people who are good at marketing, and it's now ~$30 a bottle. Oh well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 10:59 AM (6FeV1)


They're only good at marketing if you are buying at $30.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2020 11:02 AM (axyOa)

603 i might sell the empties on ebay as they go for around $70.
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Because people fill them up with other stuff and re-seal.

And sell it for 5000 as if it were the original.

So, if you had some, did you really have some?

Posted by: crooked thinking at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (TnTqJ)

604 I'm no communist but spending 5k on any bottle of alcohol is having too much money for your own good.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (2DOZq)

605 $9000/hr.


No woman has enough inputs to justify this pricing.

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (xrJ7c)

606 We don't have state income tax in TX, but we more than make up for it in property tax. The assholes in my town voted for a god-damned increase in our property taxes "for the children". Maybe they should just cut the superintendent's salary. I don't know the new one, but the old one added about as much value as a pleated skirt on a tranny. No reason to believe the new one is different. And he sent a damned email that evening to all parents in the school district thanking us for voting for the increase (which my husband and I did not). I wanted to egg his house.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 25, 2020 11:02 AM (rWZ8Y)


Worst part about Texas.

However, I'm GLAD they passed a law capping the increase max at 2%, I think, as opposed to the 10% it used to be.

Every year, I protested. Now, protesting is a pain in the ass because they don't want you to.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)

607 Weller Antique 107 is very good. Used to be reasonably priced but not anymore.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 10:58 AM (H5knJ)

another one you can't find. There are too many trophy hunters out there.

i remember when the Van Winkle 12 was on the shelves and went for about $50. Now it is a lottery pick.

What was the original question? A good Bourbon? There are so many really. There is Elijah Craig, and Even Wild Turkey. The Evan Williams Single Barrel is nice too..

i wouldn't go for Booker's or Baker's unless it is a gift and someone really wants them. I am not a fan of either but of the two I would choose Booker's.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (ZbBR3)

608
Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve Bourbon 23 Year Old Whiskey

$4,999.99


At that price, you wouldn't dare cry into it because dilution.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (HaL55)

609 "People should know when they're conquered."

Posted by: Quintus at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM

Would you, Quintus? Would I?
Posted by: General Maximus Decimus Meridius at November 25, 2020 11:02 AM (Do5/p)
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Nuts!

Posted by: Anthony McAuliffe at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (WEBkv)

610 They're only good at marketing if you are buying at $30.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 25, 2020 11:02 AM (axyOa)

Well, somebody is, even if it ain't me!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 25, 2020 11:04 AM (6FeV1)

611 Do they still make Old Crow?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (yvr3o)

Isn't that back-pocket hobo booze?
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM (cJEnq)


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 11:04 AM (hku12)

612 Plus side you can laugh at all the "The tax breaks were only for the rich" idiots who suddenly discover they are "rich" and who had come to rely on those tax breaks when getting a new loan or lease.

It is a sad state when the wailing of the stupid is a comfort, but here we are.
Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (Ojki1)

One of my favorite YouTube commentators, Styxhexenhammer666, kept on warning people before the election about how they would be utterly screwed when it came to taxes under a Biden presidency. Trump allowed the self employed to keep a lot more of their own money, and apparently, the tax credit for children increased bigly. If Biden and Dems let the tax cuts lapse, all but the super rich are screwed.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 11:04 AM (jXPIy)

613 "The murderers and rapists and human traffickers should not be getting this money. It needs to stop," concluded Sacramento County DA Anne Marie Schubert.


Hey, stop that you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 25, 2020 11:04 AM (dNzKv)

614 $9000/hr.


No woman has enough inputs to justify this pricing.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (xrJ7c)


It's the warranty.

Posted by: runner at November 25, 2020 11:05 AM (zr5Kq)

615 So the extended unemployment bennies run out right around the end of the year.
Merry Christmas losers!

Posted by: Just another moron at November 25, 2020 11:05 AM (o/gfh)

616 600 595 People should know when theyre conquered.

Posted by: Quintus at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM

Would you, Quintus? Would I?
Posted by: General Maximus Decimus Meridius


We know. We know.

80 % of Republican Voters

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at November 25, 2020 11:05 AM (KqiMr)

617 I tried Woodford Reserve Bourbon but wasn't impressed.
I like their Rye though.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 25, 2020 11:05 AM (cJEnq)

618 $9000/hr.


No woman has enough inputs to justify this pricing.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (xrJ7c)


I can safely say I don't believe I could muster up enough of myself to warrant spending that kind of money for a broad.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

619 Good old Paul Ryan and the faith in the election: The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons (votes). Fuck GOPe

Posted by: NYC and Philly at November 25, 2020 11:05 AM (ONvIw)

620 >>"The murderers and rapists and human traffickers should not be getting this money. It needs to stop,"


So. We are supposed to stop paying Taxes?

Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:05 AM (xrJ7c)

621 $9000/hr.


No woman has enough inputs to justify this pricing.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (xrJ7c)

It would have to be a specific woman. I'd wouldn't but admittedly I'd think about paying that much for a night with Heather Graham in her prime.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:05 AM (2DOZq)

622 I'm no communist but spending 5k on any bottle of alcohol is having too much money for your own good.
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (2DOZq)


Yes, government needs to take that money so they can buy their own $5000 bottle of bourbon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 25, 2020 11:06 AM (dNzKv)

623 i might sell the empties on ebay as they go for around $70.

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Because people fill them up with other stuff and re-seal.



And sell it for 5000 as if it were the original.



So, if you had some, did you really have some?



Posted by: crooked thinking at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (TnTqJ)

that is why i have not done it. i have every right as it is my personal property. But I for some reason thought the craze was so crazy they just wanted an empty bottle for their man cave. i guess I was too dumb about that or thought too much about humanity. But if i really needed the money i would sell it. I would never condone cheats but in the end, it is not I who is cheating someone.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 11:06 AM (ZbBR3)

624 So the extended unemployment bennies run out right around the end of the year.
Merry Christmas losers!
Posted by: Just another moron at November 25, 2020 11:05 AM (o/gfh)

Just in time for my layoff date of 12/31.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (2DOZq)

625 583 So you've sampled Old Crow and Rebel Yell have you? The better the name the worser the Bourbon. Its a sad fact.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (S00tp)

College bourbon
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The worst is Southern Comfort. I think it was originally marketed to Yankees and they bought it cuz they have no sense.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (S00tp)

626 "Point Rider" bourbon, $8.99.
For coffee or eggnog.

Posted by: Banned cheap date at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (gYQwf)

627 Do they still make Old Crow?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 10:57 AM (yvr3o)

Isn't that back-pocket hobo booze?
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 25, 2020


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Somebody up above said "college" bourbon, and that sounds about right. I'd like to meet the hobo who could afford even low-priced liquor these days.

I was never sure about this. Does Jack Daniels qualify as a bourbon?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (yvr3o)

628 $9000/hr.

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No woman has enough inputs to justify this pricing.
Posted by: garrett at November 25, 2020 11:03 AM (xrJ7c)


This is one reason these wealthy men go seeking out children.

I'm not even kidding.

Adult women as expensive whores aren't going to be able to compete with the taboo, and it's not like they do anything a $20 crack ho doesn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (hku12)

629 $9000/hr.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:00 AM (BJLVZ)

divided by 6 minutes...

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (67sg6)

630 Speaking of spirits, I ordered what was probably all the sugar our local Walmart had (80 pounds) for curbside pick up a couple of days ago.

But on the way stopped at the local Farm & Fleet and picked up 150 pounds of cracked corn and put it in the back seat. Went to pick up the sugar and told the guy, just put it in the back seat on top of the corn. Then watched as his Sherlock Holmes mind connected the dots.

Gotta do some type of hobby during pandemic times.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (buTO7)

631 The worst is Southern Comfort. I think it was originally marketed to Yankees and they bought it cuz they have no sense.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (S00tp)

Isn't that a blend?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (2DOZq)

632 9000/hr.


No woman has enough inputs to justify this pricing.
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I'm not paying her for the sex, I'm paying her to leave after.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (YDDW6)

633 I wouldn't spend my own money on a $5000 bottle (unless I had preposterous money), but I've had some Pappy 20 year once, and it was great.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (H5knJ)

634 458 Newsmax is reporting that Hillary wants the secy. of defense job.
_______________

She won't get it. Think of all the opportunities for graft in a position like that. Defense contractors chomping at the bit to "donate" to your "charitable" foundation so that they can get those multi-billion-dollar defense contracts!

That position will go to a Biden-connected "friend" so that the Bidens can get their kick-backs.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (k4dH2)

635 Xi is hoping for win-win cooperation with Biden. Biden agrees, he wants an outcome where China wins and his family wins.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (dNzKv)

636 i have two unopened kentucky taverns from 1950 something....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (CqHIp)

637 I just wrote my two senators Graham and Scott and told them that if Trump goes down their whole stinking party is going down.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (H8QX8)

638 I like the Woodford Reserve bourbon and Bulleit rye. But it's only 8 AM so I'll stick with the Tres Generaciones tequila.

Posted by: motionview (I also want desperately to believe) at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (pYQR/)

639 That position will go to a Biden-connected "friend" so that the Bidens can get their kick-backs.

His brother.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (dNzKv)

640 i have two unopened kentucky taverns from 1950 something....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (CqHIp)


How YOU doin...?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

641 You can kiss all your good booze goodbye if Biden &Co. take over.

The only booze you'll be able to afford is MD 20/20.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (Fs5vw)

642 I was never sure about this. Does Jack Daniels qualify as a bourbon?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (yvr3o)


Ah Brother Jack, the MD2020 of bourbon...

Posted by: browndog at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (BgMrQ)

643 I kills ya just as soon look at ya

Posted by: Old Grand-Dad at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (wTjEH)

644 I pay a company to protest the appraisal for me. They charge me 40% of what they save me. They usually can't save much because unfortunately, I've got a nice property in a nice area where values are (currently...) going up. (They did save me a shit ton on the old house - it had foundation damage, leaky pipes, and lost trees due to the citywide pine beetle infestation after Ike, so when the tax office tried to jack my appraisal UP, it ended up going WAY down. WAY, WAY, WAY down. Tax office shot themselves in the foot because they could have just left the value as it was and I wouldn't have thought of protesting. Instead, they had to eat a big loss AND had less to increase from for future years.)

But the good(?) news is our balance on the mortgage is so low that we don't qualify for refinancing at the new low rates.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (rWZ8Y)

645 Damnit. Trump just cancelled his speech at Gettysburg.

WTF is going on.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (67sg6)

646 604 I'm no communist but spending 5k on any bottle of alcohol is having too much money for your own good.
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That's like saying you have too much ammo. Both statements are heresy. You should be burned.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (S00tp)

647 The worst is Southern Comfort. I think it was originally marketed to Yankees and they bought it cuz they have no sense.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (S00tp)

SoCo is not bourbon...cough syrup. Some of the worst bourbon I've had is Early Times...yuck.

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (AwYPR)

648 These people are either massively stupid or insanely stupid.



They either think Trump lost fairly in this election, so could come back and win in 2024 or...



They think Trump lost due to massive fraud in this election, but
somehow in 2024 they would not be massive fraud preventing him from
winning then.



Either way... just plain stupid.


I'ma thinking we Normals should adopt all the old '60's revolutionary tunes. They'd fit us well right about now, like this one from Chicago - State of the Union

https://youtu.be/em9zYDCyOeE

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (HaL55)

649 625 The worst is Southern Comfort. I think it was originally marketed to Yankees and they bought it cuz they have no sense.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (S00tp)

Is that actually a Bourbon? I thought it was some liquor all to itself.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (/rsCS)

650
SoCo is not bourbon...cough syrup. Some of the worst bourbon I've had is Early Times...yuck.
Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (AwYPR)


I think it's filtered through a used diaper.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

651 Ordinary American, I told Rubio and Rick Scott the same.

Posted by: EveR at November 25, 2020 11:11 AM (DsGxB)

652 I was never sure about this. Does Jack Daniels qualify as a bourbon?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (yvr3o)

No...Tennessee Whiskey

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 11:11 AM (AwYPR)

653 The worst is Southern Comfort. I think it was originally marketed to Yankees and they bought it cuz they have no sense.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (S00tp)

Isn't that a blend?
Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020


*
*

That stuff. I tried it once when I was in college -- mixed it with orange juice, and still didn't like it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 11:11 AM (yvr3o)

654
Is that actually a Bourbon? I thought it was some liquor all to itself.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (/rsCS)


It's a mix of 2 liquors.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

655 Ah Brother Jack, the MD2020 of bourbon...
--------------------
I rate this as mostly True. The exception is that the people that drink it are a whole lotta fun to get drunk with.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:11 AM (S00tp)

656 631 The worst is Southern Comfort. I think it was originally marketed to Yankees and they bought it cuz they have no sense.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (S00tp)

Isn't that a blend?

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (2DOZq)

It's a liqueur. It's not a whisky.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 25, 2020 11:11 AM (xfb67)

657 Benadryl > Southern Comfort

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 25, 2020 11:11 AM (0WmUX)

658
That stuff. I tried it once when I was in college -- mixed it with orange juice, and still didn't like it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 11:11 AM (yvr3o)


I've had a SoCo Lime or two in my time.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

659 How YOU doin...?

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)

my brother sold two for $500 each to some guy who sold them to people who like to drink the old stuff at a ridiculous amount a shot......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 25, 2020 11:12 AM (CqHIp)

660 Damnit. Trump just cancelled his speech at Gettysburg.

WTF is going on.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (67sg6)

He is conceding! Doom! Gloom! Despair!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 25, 2020 11:12 AM (dNzKv)

661 who can name the most obscure bourbon

***********


Old Lady Terwhilliger's Whimsical Afterthought Reserve

Posted by: Muldoon at November 25, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2)

662 Do they still make Old Crow?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Isn't that back-pocket hobo booze?
Posted by: Roland THTG

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: BurtTC


That's front pocket Moron booze!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2020 11:12 AM (BJLVZ)

663 9000/hr.


No woman has enough inputs to justify this pricing.
=====
I'm not paying her for the sex, I'm paying her to leave after.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (YDDW6)


Her?

How'd you get HIV, dude.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 25, 2020 11:12 AM (hku12)

664 Southern Comfort is a liqueur


one of the worst alcohol-related experiences of my life can be blamed on that devil swill

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 11:12 AM (iTXRQ)

665 Gettysburg: Epstein has tested positive for covid and will not be there, Giuliani has been exposed and it' up for grabs whether he will be there.

Rudy's advance team is there. But radio says it's a question.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 11:12 AM (CZm2G)

666 Today is the 70th anniversary of the Ohio State-Michigan Snow Bowl.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 25, 2020 11:12 AM (TdMsT)

667 I was never sure about this. Does Jack Daniels qualify as a bourbon?

I can afford some occasionally, so yeah. It gets the job done.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (HaL55)

668 606 We dont have state income tax in TX, but we more than make up for it in property tax.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 25, 2020 11:02 AM

Worst part about Texas.

However, Im GLAD they passed a law capping the increase max at 2%, I think, as opposed to the 10% it used to be.

Posted by: Sponge - Office of the President Elect

As part of my get out of Calizuela Plan I worked out a spreadsheet showing state property taxes and income taxes and applied it to average homes in the areas I was interested in. I was shocked at Texas. And blown away by New Hampshire.

For supposedly freedom loving places, you are paying literally rent to the state to OWN your property (and I would put OWN in caps instead of quotes because pixy hates quotes from my browser).

1% is the max I would tolerate (and that is too much). Maybe that and a sales tax (since no one forces you to buy things). That would be a good liberty supporting tax system.

Income tax is theft and turns us into slaves of the state.

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (KqiMr)

669 Not to mention, if the Left believed that Trump would run again and be a threat to them in 2024, they will spend the next 4 years destroying him to prevent that from ever happening.

Again, just plain stupid take to think we can lose now and somehow win in 2024. You accept defeat now and you endorse the Deep State's fraud.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 25, 2020 11:01 AM (Do5/p)

This , along with the idea that Trump is going to start a media company. He has a company currently that I'm sure has been brutalized during his presidency, especially the hotels during Covid 19. His buildings in NYC are struggling, as one can imagine. Remember the apartment owners in Trump tower that demanded the name Trump be removed from the building , the daily protests there, including ones participated in by the NYC mayor? I think he will have his hands full helping Eric, Ivanka, and Don Jr. resurrect it. He has a 14 year old son who has had to endure what no child of a president should endure through this presidency. Not to mention a wife who has been mocked, demonized, and lied about the entire time she has been first lady.

He would be 78 in 2024 and I can pretty much guarantee his family will NOT be behind him running again. Lara Trump said last year that none of them are planning to participate in politics when Trump's presidency was over, they all needed a break to have some kind of a normal life again.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (7sidJ)

670 I learned something last night watching a documentary about the Einstzgruppen that I did not previously know. Each of the commanders of the four divisions were highly educated men with Phd's from the elite universities in Germany - their Ivy League.



Frigging progressive academics.

Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (gmo/4)

671 for grown men to wait outside a store for the stuff must make the makers cry and laugh.


Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 10:59 AM (ZbBR3)


Agreed. While I would love some of the rarer bourbons, I am not willing to stand in line for them. Lotteries? Sure, and there is a friend who regularly hooks me up in a so-far unsuccessful quest for Pappy.


If you are really interested in Scotch, check out this place.


https://www.smwsa.com/


I bought a bottle in Edinburgh. Great fun and great Scotch. They are available here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (xT2tT)

672 Southern Comfort is a liqueur


I think it has a small whiskey base though.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (2DOZq)

673 old granddad

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (CqHIp)

674 who can name the most obscure bourbon
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (iTXRQ)

========

I would, but you've never heard of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM


You might be surprised.

Posted by: 8 yr. old Prometheus Director's Reserve at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (DMUuz)

675 566 Yup. And I already weep at my tax bill.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 10:49 AM (nakwk)

At least you don't pay state income tax, right?

I love how when you work hard and have a good year, they screw you even deeper.

I feel sorry for people who live in places like NY and CA. The Daily Wire folks fled from CA due to the insanity.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 10:56 AM (jXPIy)

Correct, FL has no state income tax. One of the good things about living here.

The progressive or graduated federal income tax is an abomination. Like the bumper sticker says, if 10% is enough for God it should be enough for the IRS.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 11:14 AM (nakwk)

676 ANyone else NOT getting anyy work done today just waiting for the Powell complaint to drop?

We need an unleashing today. She better not disappoint.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 11:14 AM (67sg6)

677 The only booze you'll be able to afford is MD 20/20.
-------------------------
MD2020 was made on Pocahontas Island in Petersburg, VA in the middle of the Appomattox River. You don't want to go there.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:14 AM (S00tp)

678 Damnit. Trump just cancelled his speech at Gettysburg.



WTF is going on.

Posted by: Eli Cash

He's a big crybaby.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 25, 2020 11:14 AM (o/gfh)

679 Old Lady Terwhilliger's Whimsical Afterthought Reserve

With a chug of Old Frothingslosh Beer for a chaser. For a night you'll never remember...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 25, 2020 11:14 AM (HaL55)

680 9000/hr.


No woman has enough inputs to justify this pricing.
=====
I'm not paying her for the sex, I'm paying her to leave after.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 25, 2020 11:08 AM (YDDW6)


Her?

How'd you get HIV, dude.
===
I have other enthusiasms.

Turns out drinking tiger blood makes you gay.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 25, 2020 11:15 AM (y6fTF)

681 i have two unopened kentucky taverns from 1950 something....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 25, 2020 11:09 AM (CqHIp)

You know liquor does not age in the bottle?

Posted by: BignJames at November 25, 2020 11:15 AM (AwYPR)

682 660 Damnit. Trump just cancelled his speech at Gettysburg.

WTF is going on.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 11:10 AM (67sg6)


It could be because of weather. Cool your jets.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 25, 2020 11:15 AM (Fs5vw)

683 Gettysburg: Epstein has tested positive for covid and will not be there, Giuliani has been exposed and it' up for grabs whether he will be there.

Rudy's advance team is there. But radio says it's a question.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 11:12 AM (CZm2G)

Rudy's son tested positive for Covid several days ago and the entire legal team has been exposed. Who is Epstein?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 25, 2020 11:15 AM (7sidJ)

684 Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (KqiMr)

I'd be interested in that spreadsheet. Can you post it somewhere and add a link through your nic?

Posted by: motionview (I also want desperately to believe) at November 25, 2020 11:15 AM (pYQR/)

685 "We don't have state income tax in TX, but we more than make up for it in property tax. "

I've lived in several states. And I've come to realize that all states tax about the same more or less **. The difference is the split between the 3 main taxes; sales, income, property. Some are high income, low sales, low property. Some are medium all 3, etc. But in the end the amount of $$ is the same.

** CA, NJ, IL being the exceptions which are batshit crazy.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:15 AM (22mNy)

686 baldwin sister's recipe

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (CqHIp)

687 I had a bottle of the Eagle Rare 17 year old. Not bragging here, as I am no longer in the game. But that was part of the collection that comes out this time of year from Buffalo Trace along with Pappy. There is the Eagle Rare 17, the Sazerac 18, all the various Van Winkle stuff and the George Stagg stuff. The collectors go ape shit for it and you can get any one at a reasonable price, then do so.

But if you are paying more than $300, you are getting robbed. Well, not robbed, it is supply and demand. But the state run stores charge no more than $200 for a Pappy and less than a C not for Sazerac 18. Anything else you are paying is price inflation. of course you can pretty much not get them from state stores unless you win their lottery. Back in the day you got on a waiting list.

I would go for a really nice scotch for two bills and never look back.

there are good bourbons to be had not doubt there. If you find an Elijah Craig 18 year you will be doing well. And even Blantons is good if you just want to try good bourbon. But if you pay over $60, they are cheating you.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (ZbBR3)

688 Rudy's son tested positive for Covid several days ago and the entire legal team has been exposed.
--------

Nothing suspicious about that at all....

Posted by: Ward at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (nzKWW)

689 "Who is Epstein?"

I think Robert.

Posted by: attila the intransigent at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (w7KSn)

690 Tragedy in NY.

Politics
Just Hours After Being Placed In Cuomo's Possession, Emmy Statue Dies Of COVID
November 24th, 2020 37

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

691 who can name the most obscure bourbon
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (iTXRQ)

========

I would, but you've never heard of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM

Got it from the girlfriend in Canada we have never heard about before as well?

Posted by: Bete at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (Ojki1)

692 670 I learned something last night watching a documentary about the Einstzgruppen that I did not previously know. Each of the commanders of the four divisions were highly educated men with Phd's from the elite universities in Germany - their Ivy League.



Frigging progressive academics.
------------------------
It was the American Ivy League that was the Avant Garde of Eugenics. The NAZIs picked it up from our Yankees.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 25, 2020 11:16 AM (S00tp)

693 Nood monkey!

Posted by: weew at November 25, 2020 11:17 AM (EaEMG)

694 676 ANyone else NOT getting anyy work done today just waiting for the Powell complaint to drop?

We need an unleashing today. She better not disappoint.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 25, 2020 11:14 AM (67sg6)

___

Dropping on the Wed before TG is not a good omen.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:17 AM (22mNy)

695 The progressive or graduated federal income tax is an abomination. Like the bumper sticker says, if 10% is enough for God it should be enough for the IRS.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 25, 2020 11:14 AM (nakwk)

Yep it is arbitrary and immoral. And gives them gobs of money to set on fire spending them on useless (at best) and harmful things.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at November 25, 2020 11:17 AM (jXPIy)

696 Damnit. Trump just cancelled his speech at Gettysburg.



WTF is going on.

Posted by: Eli Cash
======
Weather.

Networks/cables wouldn't cover it.

Couldn't arrange crowd control/protection in time.

Covid panic.




Posted by: But mostly roving assassination squads at November 25, 2020 11:17 AM (YDDW6)

697 I wrote to Rubio and Scott after the election when fraud became clear to me. I will write to them again tonite. A stronger letter reminding them that their days as Senators are over unless they stand by Trump and his 70million plus voters. We are all what they describe as super voters in their lingo. Not one of us will vote for another Rep again if they continue turning on Trump.

Posted by: FloridachickTrump WON at November 25, 2020 11:17 AM (4R308)

698 Girl dresses nicely just for reading ...


I wonder what the common man's situation was back in those days ... we get a lot of paintings of the elite, fewer of the common man.


this painting was from 1770 ... what was the situation for the median income man back then? Many were simply subsistence lifestyles I suppose ... poor mountaineers that barely kept their family fed.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2020 11:18 AM (Cus5s)

699 We don't have income tax in WA, but my property taxes are so high I don't even want to talk about it. I about had a stroke when I saw what our mortgage payment was going to be.

Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)

700
who can name the most obscure bourbon

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM (iTXRQ)



========



I would, but you've never heard of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, catching up on stuff I've bought recently at November 25, 2020 10:55 AM



You might be surprised.

Posted by: 8 yr. old Prometheus Director's Reserve at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (DMUuz)

https://tinyurl.com/yy8uvehj
this guy is funny as hell. His video on Scotch if funny too.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 11:18 AM (ZbBR3)

701 699 We don't have income tax in WA, but my property taxes are so high I don't even want to talk about it. I about had a stroke when I saw what our mortgage payment was going to be.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)

___

The sweet spot is living in Vancouver, WA. No income tax, then go across the bridge to buy things in OR with no sales tax.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (22mNy)

702 A buddy gave me a bottle of Glenn McCarthy's Wildcatter whiskey. It came from the stock that was at a Guido's restaurant on Main St. in Houston many years ago.

I put it in the back of my cabinet to save for that special occasion. About 10 years later I pulled it out because we were moving.

Bugs had eaten the label off of it so I opened it. Pretty regular stuff but I always liked the Glenn McCarthy story.

Posted by: DanMan at November 25, 2020 11:19 AM (RusNE)

703 NOOD

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (iTXRQ)

704 Nothing suspicious about that at all....

Posted by: Ward


Dipshits don't wear masks, don't distance, and when they get infected all of a sudden it's a conspiracy. Brilliant!

Have you learned to tie your own shoes yet?

Posted by: Definitely NOT Peter Zenger at November 25, 2020 11:20 AM (o/gfh)

705 Just got a copy of, How to Burn Down a TV Station For Dummies.

It's just a novel.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 25, 2020 11:21 AM (tdzGi)

706 Big Tech and Political Manipulation _Robert-Epstein

https://tinyurl.com/yxjl4lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqtKQgTps_g


He's the credentialed expert that Cruz used to illustrate the Google algorithm that hid searches and threw millions of votes etc.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (CZm2G)

707 FloridaChick, I'm an NPA, but Mr. R is Rep and also both super voters. We're done,too, and he's an NPA come 1/20, if biden makes it.

Posted by: EveR at November 25, 2020 11:23 AM (DsGxB)

708 Also they found Ace's bookshelf out in Utah's Desert.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 25, 2020 11:24 AM (tdzGi)

709 699 We don't have income tax in WA, but my property taxes are so high I don't even want to talk about it. I about had a stroke when I saw what our mortgage payment was going to be.
Posted by: Jordan61 - TRUMP WON at November 25, 2020 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)


Higher than TX?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 25, 2020 11:25 AM (CZm2G)

710 Southern Comfort is a liqueur





I think it has a small whiskey base though.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (2DOZq)

it is bloody awful. My state liquor store is selling it for .49 cents for a mini. And even then there are no takers. I get it has a history and many drank it in their teens, but the stuff is horrendous. The great thing about bourbon is there are good ones on the cheap. I have mentioned Wild Turkey and Elijah Craig. But even Evan Williams bottled in Bond is good compared to that.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 11:29 AM (ZbBR3)

711 Agreed. While I would love some of the rarer
bourbons, I am not willing to stand in line for them. Lotteries? Sure,
and there is a friend who regularly hooks me up in a so-far unsuccessful
quest for Pappy.


If you are really interested in Scotch, check out this place.


https://www.smwsa.com/


I bought a bottle in Edinburgh. Great fun and great Scotch. They are available here.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2020 11:13 AM (xT2tT)

agreed. I have only heard the best about their stuff. I have had a few but not more than that and only at a whiskey bar. I won't dissuade you from the Pappy as it is fun to hunt. But also try for the Eagle rare 17 and my personal favorite, the Sazerac 18. But if you are paying exhobinat prices, i would back off. You will get better Scotch for that price. The Bourbon craze is a thing now and the price inflation is crazy. I think Bourdain went off on Pappy and it sealed the deal. It is good, no question there. But it is in know way better than many $200 Scotch whiskys.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 11:37 AM (ZbBR3)

712 was never sure about this. Does Jack Daniels qualify as a bourbon?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 25, 2020 11:07 AM (yvr3o)

it does, but they don't want the moniker. They are peddling Tennessee whisky so they wont' use the term bourbon. They also add charcoal filtering of the spirit and that is called "the Lincoln County Process" It is a TN thing. Both major distilleries do it, both Jack Daniels and George Dickel. "One does it with hot spirit and the other does is with cold spirit. They will both tell ya why their way is the best, just ask them.

Posted by: Quint at November 25, 2020 11:47 AM (ZbBR3)

713 See Spot Run See Puff Run See the Bird he is flying south See Dick and Jane shoot the Antifa Home Invader

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 25, 2020 05:26 PM (FLiOE)

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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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