Tonight's ONT Is Knee Deep In The Hoopla

Hi Kids! Guess what time it is! It's ONT Time! Why don't we start with something motivational!

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Everything Old Is New Again


These are the first soldiers to graduate from basic training rocking the Army's new 'pink and greens' uniform

New unies inspired by WWII era uniforms are now appearing on a soldier near you. What do you think? Personally, I like 'em. I just wish the population the Army is drawing on for soldiers was a lot more like the WWII population in a lot of (not all) ways.


The Sky Is Falling!

The population debate: Are there too many people on the planet?


That link is to a paywalled article, I couldn't find it archived anywhere, so all you can read at the link is the first couple of paragraphs, which gives you things like this:

Now, climate change, biodiversity loss, the degradation of the biosphere and, yes, coronavirus are forcing us to consider the legacy of that success. The pandemic is becoming the latest focus for an old, uniquely contentious question: are there just too many of us on the planet?
The basic argument is hard to deny. With fewer of us around, there would be fewer greenhouse gas emissions, less pollution and waste, more space for both us and the rest of the natural world to survive and thrive.

If anyone has a link to the full article, post it and I'll be glad to retract if any of these are wrong, but I betcha I'm right here at least 80%.

The problems I have with these types of articles:

A) A lot of them boil down to “Too many of them, just the right number of me”. If one truly thinks the world is overpopulated, isn't the logical thing to do to seek to cure that problem? And there is a cure.

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But of course these assholes don't do that. No, the world has just the right amount of media idiots or brain dead college professors or think tank morons. No, it's always the (and as someone who gets accused of racism all of the time for my political beliefs, I notice this) poorer black or yellow or brown populations that needs to be reduced. Funny how that works, innit? Good thing they're definitely not racist, isn't it? We know because they tell us so every 5 minutes.

B) Climate change: I should believe “THE SCIENCE!” and willingly embrace a Stone Age lifestyle. Not a chance, Fat, and I'll tell you why. I'll start to believe that climate change is a problem when the “experts” start to act like it's a problem, and more importantly when they open up their “scientific” papers to true peer review, including all sources, data, hypothesizes, methods, formulas, results, etc. For something to actually be scientific, it must be reproducible, and most of what the climate cult produces isn't. That means it's not science it's dogma, and you're asking me too take it on faith. Ain't happening.

C) Overpopulation. This is only a problem if you see people as a plague. I happen to see them as a resource. The planet isn't anywhere close to carrying capacity, and each one of those people that you so despise and are so eager to eliminate has the potential to Borlaug the carrying capacity up by an order of magnitude.

I could go on, but without the whole article it's just speculation. I still bet that I'm right, however.

Musical Interlude

Hey kids, do you know what this week is? That's right, it's the 35th anniversary of this song hitting #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 cart!

Universally acclaimed as perhaps the greatest rock 'n roll song of all time, 'We Built This City' topped 'You Belong To the City' and 'Miami Vice Theme' for the first time on the week ending November 16, 1985. Watch the above video not just for some fantastic music, but for a nostalgic glimpse at a better, vanished time whose sober zeitgeist and somber, intellectual mien are clearly reflected in the clothing and hairstyles of the period. Truly a golden age for rock and everything else.


The Age Old Question Is Finally Answered

Drunken Sailor suspended, fined & to undergo ARU hearing

My money was on put him in the bed with the captain's daughter, but what do I know? And now that I think on it, just how ugly is the captain's daughter that being put in bed with her (presumably after a long time at sea) would be seen as a punishment?

Slide Feet First!


Just....not like that. What's really funny is that I've seen this clip posted several places, and each and every time the comments devolve into an argument between people who know the rules of softball, and people who refuse to understand the concept of a force play and think she's safe because the 1st baseman left the bag before she touched it with her feet. Smh.

Problematic


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Now, I have no idea who “Vinnie Mancuso” is (this seems to be him, and no, I am not “doxing” him, that's his author page at the website he writes for), but I'd be willing to bet a pretty hefty penny that he would call himself pro-choice. I'm just saying.

Prayers For Tommy


Dodgers legend Tommy Lasorda hospitalized with heart issues

However you feel about Dodger blue, Tommy is a larger than life character from the rough and tumble days of baseball. Love him or hate him (and come on, how could you not love him?), he always put on a show. Like fighting with the Philly Fanatic. Or, even better, this response to a question about whether he'd ordered his pitcher to throw at an opposing batter. It is a clip for the ages, and most definitely NSFW. Get well soon, Tommy.


Best And Brightest

Dumbest Legal Defenses That People Have Actually Tried
This is not on the list, but it's in the spirit of the thing.

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Feel Good Story

Snow White comforts boy with autism who had a "meltdown" in Disney World

That gal deserves a raise. I've never played a character at a theme park, but I did spend a season in costume as a mascot for a college team, and I can tell you that it's no fun. Snow White's costume is infinitely better than being encased in a scorching hot suit, but it takes real class for her to respond as she did. Kudos to her.

Tonight's ONT is brought to you by the culinary cold war:

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Comments

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1 woah

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 19, 2020 09:57 PM (rt0xh)

2 First

Posted by: Cosda at November 19, 2020 09:57 PM (gMcgP)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 09:57 PM (Ojki1)

4
"Educate
and inform the whole mass of people. They are the only sure reliance
for the preservation of our liberty." Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 19, 2020 09:57 PM (2C38g)

5 Near the top!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2020 09:58 PM (CjFDo)

6 Woof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)

7 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 09:59 PM (Rvt88)

8 in Germany you get two votes


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 19, 2020 09:59 PM (8KSPd)

9 DaFuq?

Clicked on the pic for the usual musical selection and got a pic. That's when I knew it was Weird's night in the box

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 09:59 PM (z79tQ)

10 Pfft.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 19, 2020 09:59 PM (aommx)

11 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at November 19, 2020 10:00 PM (wPVhA)

12 ALBATROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 19, 2020 10:00 PM (aommx)

13 "We built this city" was the greatest rock and roll song of all time, but that was back when pot was $35 an ounce.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2020 10:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

14 Jefferson Starship?


Hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Sandy at November 19, 2020 10:00 PM (wPVhA)

15 The Snow White story almost makes you think not everyone you meet is worthless!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 19, 2020 10:00 PM (2C38g)

16 So to get this off my chest: After listening to a co-worker on a Zoom meeting today and her fear porn about the Rona, a part of me regrets having anything to do with helping her through a major depressive phase where she was suicidal.

Not a good thing, but it is.

Best part is she fears the Rona like people feared Genghis Kahn when hearing he was marching to their village, but she is majorly overweight and smokes, which of course are perfectly safe. But is only selfish people would wear the mask and lock down for 4-6 weeks (she of course has a work from home job), we would be saved.

Hope she has a fire and the firefighters stay home so they stay safe.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:00 PM (Ojki1)

17 5th

Posted by: Wow at November 19, 2020 10:01 PM (819Go)

18 "Educate
and inform the whole mass of people. They are the only sure reliance
for the preservation of our liberty." Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 19, 2020 09:57 PM (2C38g)

I'm sorry, we had to spend the budget on teacher pensions and clear plastic backpacks so our students can't bring weapons into school and kill each other over street gang shit in the bathroom. Thank you for your interest.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:01 PM (aKqzO)

19 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 19, 2020 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

20 Marty Balin > Barry Manilow

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (wPVhA)

21 good evening

Posted by: wing at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

22 Heya, fappers and fapperettes. Been a long day and I'm glad it's about over.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (nakwk)

23 Damn, I thought I might have a first in ages, no go.

Hey all what's shaken? Tomorrow I'm shutdown as per FatPritzer's dictate. Museums and others are closed.

And the azzholes at work insist I go to the site and can't work from home.

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (rqZoM)

24 Wasn't a child. Was (multiple) unfertilized eggs.

Stupid idiots posting obviously provably false attention-grabbing headlines about stuff.


Actually, I take that back. Baby Yoda *did* devour a child. But the child in question was an unhatched spider-monster-alien thing. So I'm good with that. And I'm pretty confident that wasn't what the idiot above was referring to.

Posted by: junior at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (PTw5h)

25
in Germany you get two votes
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 19, 2020 09:59 PM (8KSPd)


Do the muz get three votes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (2C38g)

26 Just Do Nothing. It Is Impossible!

Posted by: Did I read it right? at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (BBWrU)

27 Hey everybody. Hey ONT!

WeirdDave, I love ya, but... Starship?? Really??

Also I prefer the United Steak, but it's got way too much fat. Needs trimming. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

28 Hey Teresa!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (nakwk)

29 Hola.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (zr5Kq)

30 13 "We built this city" was the greatest rock and roll song of all time, but that was back when pot was $35 an ounce.
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2020 10:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

What were they cutting the pot with, every other drug in the world

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (Ojki1)

31 Are there too many people on the planet?


In a very unscientific way, I believe that there are.

And on many days, I sit around considering doing my part to remedy it and a selective way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (dS2+x)

32 Wasn't a child. Was (multiple) unfertilized eggs.

Stupid idiots posting obviously provably false attention-grabbing headlines about stuff.

Posted by: junior at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (PTw5h)

By that definition, my breakfast is a chicken baby holocaust.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (aKqzO)

33 and don't get me started on Ireland

voters get a first choice, second choice, third choice.......

no snakes, though. So there's that

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (8KSPd)

34

Just do nothing.


The say you should do what you're good at so I do nothing.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (UZHjt)

35 Do the muz get three votes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (2C38g)

They don't need to vote. Policy gets made to suit them regardless.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (nakwk)

36 >>>Universally acclaimed as perhaps the greatest rock 'n roll song of all time, 'We Built This City' topped 'You Belong To the City' and 'Miami Vice Theme' for the first time on the week ending November 16, 1985.


Little did anyone know that only 10 years later, Nickelback would rush onto the scene and snatch the trophy right out of their hands.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

37 The traffic ticket made me laugh - thanks!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (IDhUW)

38 Well, technically, she is not a woman. Just female of some egg laying fish-like species.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (zr5Kq)

39 Divided steak

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (63Dwl)

40 If only that steak were an electoral map...

Posted by: Im29too at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (KuiSd)

41 I hated the Dodgers.
Loved Tommy Lasorda.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (AiZBA)

42

That Hitchcock scene is hysterical.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (UZHjt)

43 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (wPVhA)

44 Ha!
Stoopid SeaHawks. The Century Link (aka The Clink) Has be renamed Lumen Field.
New naming rights don't cha know?
No everyone will be going to The Lu.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (axyOa)

45 31 Are there too many people on the planet?


In a very unscientific way, I believe that there are.

And on many days, I sit around considering doing my part to remedy it and a selective way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (dS2+x)

Too many people in a "Mother Gaia is being depleted" way? No, that's retarded. Are they too many shitty people that we'd be better off without? Hell yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (nakwk)

46 Tommy Lasorda was thrown out of a game before it started. He was Manager of the Spokane Indians...and argued a call from the day before and was ejected.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (oR71r)

47 Hang on, I don't have whatever it is that you need to have to watch the show that's got the baby Yoda thing in it, but I read the article and I can't tell if it's real or if it's eleventh-dimensional parody.

Also, I think the new Army uniforms are pretty cool. The Navy had the chance to do the same with Service Dress Khaki, but they only kept it for a few years.

I'm still holding out for Tropical Whites, with shorts, knee socks, and pith helmet.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (t+qrx)

48 In a very unscientific way, I believe that there are.

And on many days, I sit around considering doing my part to remedy it and a selective way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (dS2+x)

In terms of raw numbers and the planet's ability to sustain us, not even close.

In terms of us having the room to leave each other alone without murdering the fuck out of everyone over politics or religion or whatever... Yes.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (aKqzO)

49 Humans once again ask the perennial question; can a single truth beat a multitude of truly stupid people? Tune in next week to find out.

Posted by: irright at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (BB7pQ)

50 Just do nothing.

"Way ahead of ya!!" - Slow Joe

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)

51 Are there too many people on the planet?

In a very unscientific way, I believe that there are.

And on many days, I sit around considering doing my part to remedy it and a selective way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:03 PM (dS2+x)


Not to pick on IRL Dem voters, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (2C38g)

52 Just Do Nothing. It Is Impossible!
Posted by: Did I read it right? at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (BBWrU)

Soon to be a screamy woman-white cat meme.

To easy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who's with me!! at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (x8Wzq)

53 Do the muz get three votes?




Posted by:Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 19, 2020 10:02 PM (2C38g)
ja, doch

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (8KSPd)

54 Not even top 10

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (9sWOw)

55 Oh, Lord, I hated "We Built This City" when it first came out.

Still an instant change-the-channel for me.

Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (NiXyF)

56 Starship.

Ugh.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (5myrT)

57 Just Do Nothing. It Is Impossible! Wear Your Mask!

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (Ti+Tv)

58
I'm still holding out for Tropical Whites, with shorts, knee socks, and pith helmet.

==


totally not ghey


Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

59 43 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (wPVhA)

Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on cardbordeaux and xanax.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (nakwk)

60 Universally acclaimed as perhaps the greatest rock 'n roll song of all time, '

I see what you did there.

Posted by: G at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (dy/m/)

61 41 I hated the Dodgers.
Loved Tommy Lasorda.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (AiZBA)

Tommy is that kind of over the top jovial guy it is almost impossible to hate.

Bob Uecker as well.

You may not love them, but hate is only possible for a small number of people.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (Ojki1)

62
Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart



Let me check my bedroom...aaaannnnnnddd, sorry, no help here.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (oR71r)

63 Wasn't a child. Was (multiple) unfertilized eggs.
Pretty sure they were fertilized, which was why the Mandalorian couldn't use hyperdrive. We saw one hatch into a tadpole almost immediately after she got to the planet her husband was on.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (XIABQ)

64 Just do nothing.

The say you should do what you're good at so I do nothing.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

So if you excel at doing nothing, have you done something exceedingly well?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (Rvt88)

65 49 Humans once again ask the perennial question; can a single truth beat a multitude of truly stupid people? Tune in next week to find out.
Posted by: irright at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (BB7pQ)

Huh.

*engraves the word "Truth" into a tire iron*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (nakwk)

66 Also I prefer the United Steak, but it's got way too much fat. Needs trimming. ;-)

The fat is there to absorb the goodness that is Dale's Steak Sauce.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (HaL55)

67 We Bilked This City...

Posted by: Starship at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (l3+k2)

68 For a couple years Tommy Lasorda had a chain of Italian restaurants here in SoCal, called LaSorda's.

One was opened up right in my home town. I could never find an entree I really liked, but I LOVED their buffalo wings. They had a unique twist on classic buffalo flavor.

For years now I've been trying to find out what was in that sauce that made them so incredibly tasty. My hunch is that they contained a bit of marinara sauce, but I have no idea if that was it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)

69 @47 Hang on, I don't have whatever it is that you need to have to watch the show that's got the baby Yoda thing in it, but I read the article and I can't tell if it's real or if it's eleventh-dimensional parody.

----------------

It's a real "thing". Instapundit had a link to a Vanity Fair article last week talking about the tizzy that lots of people were getting in over the whole thing.

Sadly, it's not a parody.

Posted by: junior at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (PTw5h)

70 Finally watching today's presser.

My lanta. It's incredible.

I'll say this: In 2000, Al Gore went to the courts asking for voters to be disenfranchised. SCOTUS finally shot him down.

In 2020, Trump is going to the courts asking for for voters to be properly enfranchised.

One guy wanted illegal vote counting.
The other guy wants legal vote counting.

Apples and oranges but the SCOTUS result should be the same: "you can't disenfranchise voters."

Big freaking difference.

Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (ojwvu)

71 Looks like she was sliding into first, which is stupid unless your name is Pete Rose.

Looks like she slid on tar. Pretty funny

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (z79tQ)

72 totally not ghey
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)


Fruity uniforms? In my Navy?! Surely you jest, sir.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

73 No fucking way will I click on that Starshit video.

Worst. Song. Ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who's with me!! at November 19, 2020 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)

74 67 We Bilked This City...
Posted by: Starship at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (l3+k2)

What do you think you are, a sports team franchise?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:08 PM (nakwk)

75 It's a real "thing". Instapundit had a link to a Vanity Fair article last week talking about the tizzy that lots of people were getting in over the whole thing.

Sadly, it's not a parody.
Posted by: junior at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (PTw5h)


*sigh*

Summon the meteors.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

76 59 43 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (wPVhA)

Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on cardbordeaux and xanax.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (nakwk)

Is this scene even allowed anymore, or is it one Mel Brooks has given his blessing to deleting?

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:08 PM (Ojki1)

77 No fucking way will I click on that Starshit video.

Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who's with me!! at November 19, 2020 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)

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Oh, now you've done it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:09 PM (wPVhA)

78 @63 Pretty sure they were fertilized, which was why the Mandalorian couldn't use hyperdrive. We saw one hatch into a tadpole almost immediately after she got to the planet her husband was on.

-------------

IIRC, it was mentioned at the start of the episode that she was joining her husband so that they could be fertilized (they were also the last batch of eggs that she would ever lay, which is why they were so important to her).

I could be misremembering, though.

Posted by: junior at November 19, 2020 10:09 PM (PTw5h)

79
I'm still holding out for Tropical Whites, with shorts, knee socks, and pith helmet.
==


Swagger stick

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 10:09 PM (63Dwl)

80 Fruity uniforms? In my Navy?! Surely you jest, sir.
Posted by: hogmartin

The blueberry camo was fabulous!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:09 PM (Rvt88)

81 14 Jefferson Starship?


Hahahahahahaha
Posted by: Sandy at November 19, 2020 10:00 PM (wPVhA)

Exactly...

I think even Grace Slick is embarrassed to have been a member.

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

82 Humans once again ask the perennial question; can a single truth beat a multitude of truly stupid people? Tune in next week to find out.
Posted by: irright at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (BB7pQ)

Huh.

*engraves the word "Truth" into a tire iron*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (nakwk)


Well done.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:09 PM (z79tQ)

83 white noise/static > We Built This City = Achy Breaky Heart

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (Ti+Tv)

84 I love Rock and Roll, but is it really a good foundation for a city?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (Wm5SB)

85 I think even Grace Slick is embarrassed to have been a member.
Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)


Betcha she still cashed the checks.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (z79tQ)

86 The traffic ticket made me laugh - thanks!

If that was my ticket, I'd frame it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (HaL55)

87 Why have I never watched Patriot before?
Dying here

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (nUhF0)

88 Hi everyone. I hope you are all doing okay.

I've been avoiding the HQ for a few days, until I figure out the best way to cut my throat, and I do feel guilty that I've missed JJS's Morning Report, because while it's excellent and thorough, it's also enormously depressing and I (to quote the kids) just cannot.

Anyway, the community here--all of you--is the greatest thing in my life ever. And I love all of you, and hope the best for all of you, and it'd be great to meet in real time at some point.

Happiness to all of you, and see you again soon.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (l9m7l)

89 Howdy, Teresa! Hope things are well with you and your family!

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (4JM5Y)

90 Lasorda is conservative and definitely a Moron at heart.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (5myrT)

91 I feel like we're being trolled....

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (4VafR)

92 Exactly...

I think even Grace Slick is embarrassed to have been a member.
Posted by: browndog


I give Grace a lot of credit for realizing that you can just be too old to be a real rock and roll star. She knew when to finally step away.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

93 However you feel about Dodger blue, Tommy is a larger than life character from the rough and tumble days of baseball.

Years ago, I got a DWI. I had been drinking with Tommy Lasorda, who kept buying the drinks all night and kept questioning my manhood every time I tried to beg off from having "just one more (ain't you got any hair on your ass?)". Don't try to go drink for drink with Tommy Lasorda.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (OMsf+)

94 Why have I never watched Patriot before?
Dying here
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (nUhF0)

The Mel Gibson movie?

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (aKqzO)

95 4
Educate
and inform the whole mass of people. They are the only sure reliance
for the preservation of our liberty. Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!


There wasn't a democrat/liberal teachers' union in his day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

96 BeckChas, thanks for checking in!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (2C38g)

97 72 totally not ghey
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

Fruity uniforms? In my Navy?! Surely you jest, sir.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

Those white uniforms aren't faggoty at all.

Posted by: Col. Nathan R. Jessup at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (nakwk)

98 I remember a Peanuts strip where Lucy is ranting about all the people on the planet, stomping all over it and wearing it down. Linus calmly looks at her and says "Why don't you leave?"

Posted by: f'd at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (KbBet)

99 I love Rock and Roll, but is it really a good foundation for a city?

Architect Joan Jett says yes!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

100 84 I love Rock and Roll, but is it really a good foundation for a city?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (Wm5SB)

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Granite bedrock > rock & roll

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (wPVhA)

101 The blueberry camo was fabulous!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:09 PM (Rvt8


That was after my time. We wore poopie suits underway.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (t+qrx)

102 91 I feel like we're being trolled....
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (4VafR)

...maybe....

Posted by: 2020 at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (Ojki1)

103 84 I love Rock and Roll, but is it really a good foundation for a city?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (Wm5SB)

Not in 1906.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2020 10:12 PM (Ti+Tv)

104 BeckoningChasm, it's good to see you!

Things are indeed crazy, but the Horde abides.

Posted by: President-elect Emmie at November 19, 2020 10:12 PM (4JM5Y)

105 All the other services keep trying to look as good as the Marines, and failing.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:12 PM (aKqzO)

106
Is this scene even allowed anymore, or is it one Mel Brooks has given his blessing to deleting?
Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:08 PM (Ojki1)

They've kept bowdlerizing that movie to the point that everything that makes it funny is gone.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:12 PM (nakwk)

107 I give Grace a lot of credit for realizing that you can just be too old to be a real rock and roll star. She knew when to finally step away.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

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Pffft.

Posted by: Nancy Wilson at November 19, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)

108 Laura has the 2 MI canvassers on talking about how they were doxxed, their phone numbers we're shared and told to come to their house and harass them.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2020 10:13 PM (NpAcC)

109 84 I love Rock and Roll, but is it really a good foundation for a city?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (Wm5SB)

It has a better track record than socialism, yet idiots keep trying to build on that.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:13 PM (Ojki1)

110 Not even top 10
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2020 10:05

So how does it look tomorrow, a short or long trip?

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2020 10:13 PM (OVGnc)

111 Architect Joan Jett says yes!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

As long as the juke box still takes quarters...

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2020 10:13 PM (w2LAm)

112 Why have I never watched Patriot before?
Dying here

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (nUhF0)

The Mel Gibson movie?

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (aKqzO)

.....

Classic comedy.

Love the scene where he was chopping up British soldiers with his hatchet while his kids watched.

Couldn't stop laughing! OMG!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:13 PM (dS2+x)

113 Yes, I absolutely agree with leftists that there are too many of them on this planet.

Posted by: JROD at November 19, 2020 10:13 PM (0jZnq)

114 Fruity uniforms? In my Navy?! Surely you jest, sir.
Posted by: hogmartin

The blueberry camo was fabulous!!
Posted by: Tonypete

With jaunty Burnt Sienna caps!

Posted by: Miklos, no comment re:Marines at November 19, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

115 I've read that in recent years, wags have been calling Ann and Nancy Wilson, Heart Attack.

('cuz they both have gained quite a bit of weight)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

116 Best part is she fears the Rona like people feared Genghis Kahn when hearing he was marching to their village, but she is majorly overweight and smokes, which of course are perfectly safe.

Hell, if you're that afraid of dying you wouldn't ever get in your car and drive.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

117 'Patriot' on amazon prime is one of the best series I've ever watched

watch it, wait a while and watch it again

stay on the Vantasner Meridian......

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 19, 2020 10:14 PM (8KSPd)

118 Happiness to all of you, and see you again soon.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (l9m7l)

Thanks. If you have to stay away to stay cool, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:14 PM (z79tQ)

119 All the other services keep trying to look as good as the Marines, and failing.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:12 PM (aKqzO)


Funny thing is, everyone acknowledges and accepts this universal truth. Even - especially - other branches. Maybe the Space Force will show the way.

I was in an elevator with some USCG officers once and almost asked what airline they flew for, but didn't.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)

120 94 Why have I never watched Patriot before?
Dying here
Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (nUhF0)

The Mel Gibson movie?
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:11 PM (aKqzO)


Gotta be the Amazon series, which is great.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (H5knJ)

121 Fooled Around And Fell In Love > Starship

Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (crC9A)

122
Happiness to all of you, and see you again soon.
-----
Back atcha - don't be a stranger, Bec.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (IDhUW)

123 Classic comedy.

Love the scene where he was chopping up British soldiers with his hatchet while his kids watched.

Couldn't stop laughing! OMG!!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:13 PM (dS2+x)

I was stationed in England when it came out, and went to a civilian theater. Theater was about half full when it started; about six people left when it finished.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (aKqzO)

124 116 Best part is she fears the Rona like people feared Genghis Kahn when hearing he was marching to their village, but she is majorly overweight and smokes, which of course are perfectly safe.

Hell, if you're that afraid of dying you wouldn't ever get in your car and drive.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

She has stated she refuses to leave the house til Rona is gone.

I so want to tell her that history says it will be with us forever.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (Ojki1)

125 Golfman, you mean Elvin Bishop?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

126 The Starship song from the movie Mannequin is even worse than "We Built this City"

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (5myrT)

127 I'm laughing my ass of at the sign at the top and the traffic ticket.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

128 I need a hero.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

129 So I was unfamiliar with the paper hosting the photos of the Army greens. Imagine my surprise to find it is a leftist rag babbling on about the military as if it supports it. Along with calling the current commander in Chief simply Trump at the top of an article claiming he had to be talked out of attacking Iran, its focus appears to be tabloid type stories denouncing the leadership of the military. Proudly boasts that PRESIDENT Obama is an article contributor.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (VqwQt)

130 Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 19, 2020 10:04 PM (wPVhA)

Up yours, n******!

Posted by: Little old lady at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (E0PSG)

131 The Mel Gibson movie?
Posted by: Vanya

No, the Amazon Prime tv show about a depressed secret agent working for hus dad an intellugence director and with his tubby brother a congrssman
kinda wes andersonish

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (nUhF0)

132 115 I've read that in recent years, wags have been calling Ann and Nancy Wilson, Heart Attack.

('cuz they both have gained quite a bit of weight)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

OK,

I have a soft spot for Heart, I give you Dreamboat Annie in concert:

https://tinyurl.com/y2zjjot9

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (BgMrQ)

133 121 Fooled Around And Fell In Love > Starship
Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (crC9A)

Tiny Tim = Starship

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (Ojki1)

134 And I fucking deserve one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (U2p+3)

135 Funny thing is, everyone acknowledges and accepts this universal truth. Even - especially - other branches. Maybe the Space Force will show the way.

I was in an elevator with some USCG officers once and almost asked what airline they flew for, but didn't.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)

Space Force dress needs to be black with silver and gold accents. Fuck the Nazis, that would be absolutely awesome.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (aKqzO)

136 Hi my peeeeeeps!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (9hauA)

137 logprof, wasn't that song "Nothing's Going To Stop Us Now"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

138 Hell, if you're that afraid of dying you wouldn't ever get in your car and drive.

If You're Scared, Stay Home - Stu Hamm, bassist extraordinaire...

https://youtu.be/0FZsYnJUaHg

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (HaL55)

139 136 Hi my peeeeeeps!!!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (9hauA)

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Yo

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA)

140 I need a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

Does he have to be strong, fast and fresh from the fight?

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (aKqzO)

141 128 I need a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

>>>> than Starship.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (Ojki1)

142 I need a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)


You're going at it the wrong way. You don't need a hero. We can be heroes.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

143 Don't blow the margins. [CBD]

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

144 33 and don't get me started on Ireland

voters get a first choice, second choice, third choice.......

no snakes, though. So there's that
Posted by: SantaRosaStan


How do you come up with 3 people you'd want to vote for?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

145 {{{Chique}}}

Another day, another dollar?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

146 I need a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Here ya go, from the downstairs thread:

ELO: Wild West Hero

https://youtu.be/NgbBy9hmZjA

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (Rvt88)

147 Space Force does not have uniforms yet ?! THAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU START WITH !

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)

148 Just for one day, though. It's in the fine print.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

149 Because I'm tired of being strong all the fucking time. And persevering. And being there for everyone else.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (U2p+3)

150 We can be heroes.

.....

Just for one day.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:19 PM (dS2+x)

151 Space Force dress needs to be black with silver and gold accents. Fuck the Nazis, that would be absolutely awesome.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (aKqzO)


Hell yes.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:19 PM (t+qrx)

152 70 in a 40
AKA - How do we make a cheeseburger cost $300

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 19, 2020 10:19 PM (buTO7)

153 147 Space Force does not have uniforms yet ?! THAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU START WITH !
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (zr5Kq)

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*ahem*

Posted by: A Cool Logo at November 19, 2020 10:19 PM (wPVhA)

154 If the Lone Ranger was an acid-head Heart's Barracuda guitar intro would be his theme music.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2020 10:19 PM (l3+k2)

155 'allo, chique.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

156 I was in an elevator with some USCG officers once and almost asked what airline they flew for, but didn't.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)


Good thing you didn't ask them what theater they ushered at.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:20 PM (z79tQ)

157 Because I'm tired of being strong all the fucking time. And persevering. And being there for everyone else.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (U2p+3)

My sister has this same problem. She's a deep cover conservative and all her lefty coworkers like to confide in her and unload all their pent up venom about the evil nazi right wingers, never knowing she is one. It's been rough for her.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:20 PM (aKqzO)

158 I need a hero.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:20 PM (KnJdm)

159 137 logprof, wasn't that song "Nothing's Going To Stop Us Now"?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

Yes.

And not happy I remember that.

Worse, I also remember Mannequin 2 is a thing that exists that I have seen.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:20 PM (Ojki1)

160 It's never the people who say there are too many people on the planet who think they are among the too many.

Posted by: leber at November 19, 2020 10:20 PM (MxeFh)

161 142 I need a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

You're going at it the wrong way. You don't need a hero. We can be heroes.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

WEAR THE MASK!!!

(ducks)

Posted by: Karen the Hobo, Boulder CO at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (Ojki1)

162 Hello Horde!

WD, if these climate fanatics really believed their nonsense, they would live like it. No cars, no a/c, no big house.
The Obama's live in a 15 million dollar mansion on Martha's Vineyard. Ocean front. They don't believe that the ice caps are melting and the seas rising and neither do I.


Posted by: ALH at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (YxfPJ)

163 hogmartin, yeah but just for one day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

164 That Hitchcock scene is hysterical.
Posted by: TheQuietMan a


What I learned from watching "Alfred Hitchcock Presents":
If you're married and your spouse has dug a hole in the backyard or the basement, don't stand next to it if he/she is standing there with a shovel in their hand.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

165 Hey nurse

Prayers up for strength, joy, and rest.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (IDhUW)

166 {{{nurse}}}

Hang in there!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (9hauA)

167 Golfman, you mean Elvin Bishop?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

Who sang lead?

Posted by: golfman - somebody needs to swing at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (hOMhY)

168 I was in an elevator with some USCG officers once and almost asked what airline they flew for, but didn't.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)


Good thing you didn't ask them what theater they ushered at.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:20 PM (z79tQ)


sick burn

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (zr5Kq)

169 Sidney Powell said today we are at a 1775 moment.

She's not wrong but wow it was surreal to hear "Revolution Talk" like we've had here on the site be said in a televised press conference on behalf of the President.

Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (ojwvu)

170 How about this guy?

https://youtu.be/a_426RiwST8

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (KnJdm)

171 One of Hitch's best segments was when he went through viewer mail.

One person sent a noose. (A bit that couldn't be done today.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

172 I was on a zoom meeting today at work and the woman hosting was in LA. She was going overboard on the rona fear. I told her she really needs to move to America. I'm in South Dakota. We haven't ruined our economy.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (iI6/F)

173 140 I need a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Does he have to be strong, fast and fresh from the fight?
Posted by: Vanya
-----
What about Marine Ratched?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (+ldAm)

174 The Obama's live in a 15 million dollar mansion on Martha's Vineyard. Ocean front. They don't believe that the ice caps are melting and the seas rising and neither do I.


Posted by: ALH at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (YxfPJ)

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You can't be sure. They might have lifeboats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (wPVhA)

175 'allo, chique.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:20 PM (t+qrx)

{{{hogmartin}}}

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (9hauA)

176 American Kestral.

Thank you. I'm just empty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (U2p+3)

177 goldman: Elvin Bishop. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

178 137 logprof, wasn't that song "Nothing's Going To Stop Us Now"?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

--Yes.

Absolutely barftastic song.

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 10:23 PM (5myrT)

179 ahem*
Posted by: A Cool Logo at November 19, 2020 10:19 PM (wPVhA)

Preamble. It all starts with UNIFORMS.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:23 PM (zr5Kq)

180 173 140 I need a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Does he have to be strong, fast and fresh from the fight?
Posted by: Vanya
-----
What about Marine Ratched?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (+ldAm)

That was my first thought too...

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:23 PM (BgMrQ)

181 I'm in South Dakota. We haven't ruined our economy.
Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (iI6/F)

And your governor looks way better in lingerie, I think.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:23 PM (aKqzO)

182 How do you come up with 3 people you'd want to vote for?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

You pick your first choice, and your second choice, and a third choice. Then the fun starts, because each constituency elects several members to the Dail Eireann.
google it for the math details of how they 'shift' your choices. Math gives me headaches

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 19, 2020 10:23 PM (8KSPd)

183 50 Just do nothing.

"Way ahead of ya!!" - Slow Joe
Posted by: qdpsteve


I wish he would do nothing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

184 What's especially funny about "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" is that the band sang it as if they were in the hospital recovering from food poisoning.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

185 176
American Kestral.



Thank you. I'm just empty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (U2p+3)

*pulls pigtails*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:24 PM (KnJdm)

186 171 One of Hitch's best segments was when he went through viewer mail.

One person sent a noose. (A bit that couldn't be done today.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

*tears well up in eyes*

*Calls FBI on speed dial*

Posted by: Bubba Wallace at November 19, 2020 10:24 PM (Ojki1)

187 My marine is my hero.

I'm terrified a biden presidency would send him to the sand box with ROE that would have him murdered.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:24 PM (U2p+3)

188 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)

189 Here is an amazing version of the "Heroes" song, Aphex Twin style: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kWuvJZIahA

Posted by: Anticom at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (AlYYP)

190 Thank you. I'm just empty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:22 PM (U2p+3)

I fill you up - lets have a party!

Posted by: Red Solo Cup at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (E0PSG)

191 Swervedriver -- "Kill the Superheroes"

https://youtu.be/wvAU07wiBWk

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (5myrT)

192 128 I need a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched

would you settle for a Paolo?

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (nUhF0)

193 Now that GA is for Biden, I say fook GA.

Posted by: attila with the heartbreak of psoriasis at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (w7KSn)

194 {{{Nurse}}}

You are one of the fiercest women I ever met.

So you are a hero to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

195 sick burn
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:21 PM (zr5Kq)


A cow-orker got his Captains license and bought the whole get-up; Jacket, pants, shoes, shirt and Hat (complete with gold braiding)

Another co-worker asked him that question about where he ushered.
Dude was so proud. Until that moment

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (z79tQ)

196 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)


Excuse me?

Posted by: David Robert Jones at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (S8ePJ)

197 Jefferson Starship? Why I remember when they were just Jefferson Ox Cart...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (3JQ/p)

198 169 Sidney Powell said today we are at a 1775 moment.

She's not wrong but wow it was surreal to hear "Revolution Talk" like we've had here on the site be said in a televised press conference on behalf of the President.

I watched that too. I gained a stronger resolve from her statement,,.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (iI6/F)

199 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?


https://youtu.be/ZEcqHA7dbwM

Posted by: Weirddave at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (XIABQ)

200 183 50 Just do nothing.

"Way ahead of ya!!" - Slow Joe
Posted by: qdpsteve

I wish he would do nothing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

Conceding would work.

I'll settle for meeting his maker and discovering just how down with abortion and corruption that Judge is.

Posted by: Bubba Wallace at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (Ojki1)

201 Your Marine will do just fine no matter what transpires. We always had a saying that we only have to endure this BS for two years or however long the new CO or Commander was going to be there.

And we'd carry on from there doing whatever it is we had to do.

Again, he will be fine.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 19, 2020 10:27 PM (+ldAm)

202 Yo
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA)

Hi Cicero!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:27 PM (9hauA)

203 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

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Dude Looks Like A Lady?

Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:27 PM (wPVhA)

204 Sometimes when life gets really overwhelming I have a relaxation technique that helps.

I get really shitty drunk for two or three days in a row and let all my responsibilities pile up and back up even worse.

Then when I feel sufficiently like a worthless, unkempt piece of shit, I eat a cheap Little Caesar's pizza and think "F*ck, I guess I better get some of this shit done".

Then you can start with simple tasks like showering and emptying out the ashtray and changing clothes and you feel better about yourself for accomplishing something.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:27 PM (dS2+x)

205 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?



And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)





Excuse me?

Posted by: David Robert Jones at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (S8ePJ)

Space Lord

https://youtu.be/dscfeQOMuGw

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:27 PM (KnJdm)

206 Oh, Lord, I hated "We Built This City" when it first came out.

Still an instant change-the-channel for me.

Your mileage may vary.
Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2020 10:05 PM (NiXyF)

Thing is, that song is not really a rocker. It's pretentious claptrap. Neither good enough to be noteworthy, nor bad enough to be vomit-inducing. Just middle of the road power pop.

Hmmm, maybe a rocker would cleanse the palate:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=I1Tx_MDGfJk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 10:27 PM (HQ2+3)

207 Because I'm tired of being strong all the fucking time. And persevering. And being there for everyone else.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:1

Understood. But that is you, your core. You will perserve and be better for it.

You have help from your kids IIRC so you have done something right.

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2020 10:28 PM (OVGnc)

208 I read something once somewhere about something

Sorry

My takeaway was: for a broken vessel to be full of water it has to be resting in water.

So may we rest in God.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:28 PM (IDhUW)

209 Yo
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA)

Yo yo

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:28 PM (nakwk)

210 I like the pink & greens. A lot better than the infamous Green Bean, and more Army than the weird Union Army/Sousa Bandleader mashup they have now.

Straight up Union Army would be cool tho.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

211 >>Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Space Cowboy...Steve Miller

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2020 10:28 PM (w2LAm)

212 Hey, Eris.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:29 PM (t+qrx)

213
202 Yo
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA)

Hi Cicero!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:27 PM (9hauA)

-----------

*blushes*

*curtsies smartly*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:29 PM (wPVhA)

214 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Rocketman...

I denounce myself!

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:29 PM (BgMrQ)

215 Just DL'd, High Score, its a 6 episode series about the history of video games by the people who made them.

I'm hoping it's good.

I've gotten into Docs lately, there's another one about He-Man called, Power of GraySkull that I here is good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2020 10:29 PM (iZN1o)

216 Insom!!!

Am I happy to see you. When you didn't show up last night I was really concerned. You see, Greenlandic Trigglypuff came by the Throne yesterday saying how much she liked you and also that she was starving. I thought she had eaten you.

Phew!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (9hauA)

217 *curtsies smartly*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:29 PM (wPVhA)

Faygelah.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (nakwk)

218 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Peter Schilling - Major Tom

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (Rvt88)

219



Okay, what should the Space Force song be?


https://youtu.be/ZEcqHA7dbwM

Posted by: Weirddave at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (XIABQ)


I'm kind of used to military marches for militaries, but foxtrotting force would fun to watch.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (zr5Kq)

220 Sorry to be a Debbie downer.
I love you guys.

I'll shut up now and lurk.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (U2p+3)

221 Late to the party:

LOVE (Arthur Lee)

Has anyone heard
of them? Mid-60's band that inspired The Doors. Their 3rd album,
"Forever Changes", is mindblowing in a true way and regularly cited as one of the best ever. The lyrics are so good,
you wonder how the songs could be so melodic with that kind of poetry.

Actually,
some of you may have heard "Alone Again Or" because it was covered by
both UFO and The Damned (both great versions). That is one of the
poppier and least interesting songs on the album. It was also a
mixed-race band. Lee (rhythm guitar, main vox) was black as was the
lead guitarist. Second guitarist/occasional vocalist Bryan Maclean
(half-brother of Maria McKee), the bassist, and drummer were white. There's a song on the album imploring the listener not to judge Lee by his color. The lyrics are very clever though.

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (KAi1n)

222 Eris!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (9hauA)

223 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?<<<

The theme from the original Star Trek series.

Seriously.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (l3+k2)

224 Nurse
I ain't much but you know how to reach me.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (Drr5h)

225 Space force....Major Tom...or not

Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (SxBH1)

226 216 Insom!!!

Am I happy to see you. When you didn't show up last night I was really concerned. You see, Greenlandic Trigglypuff came by the Throne yesterday saying how much she liked you and also that she was starving. I thought she had eaten you.

Phew!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (9hauA)

In that case I'm happy to be seen. Extremely happy indeed!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (nakwk)

227 Rocketman...

I denounce myself!
Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:29 PM (BgMrQ)


I have got to stop reading comments here when songs come up... my head is a song magnet and they get stuck in there forever.

Posted by: AF at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (S8ePJ)

228 Space Force song should be Ground Control to Major Tom.

Posted by: attila with the heartbreak of psoriasis at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (w7KSn)

229 Space Force anthem: Astral Projection - Onehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PiXIqP9D-NU

Posted by: Anticom at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (AlYYP)

230 151 Space Force dress needs to be black with silver and gold accents. Fuck the Nazis, that would be absolutely awesome.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (aKqzO)
---

And Space Armor!

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

231 {{{{[[Cicero (@cicero43) ]]}}}}

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (zr5Kq)

232 228 Space Force song should be Ground Control to Major Tom.
Posted by: attila with the heartbreak of psoriasis at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (w7KSn)

That's Space Oddity

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (nakwk)

233 218 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Peter Schilling - Major Tom
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (Rvt88

Was going to suggest the Shiny Toy Guns version.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (3JQ/p)

234 Space Force song should be metal, for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (nakwk)

235 *note the brackets

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (zr5Kq)

236 Nurse, I've kind of been in the position of carrying everything by myself a couple of times. If you ever want to talk, my email is in my nic and we can exchange numbers. (No pressure, of course.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (9hauA)

237 Then you can start with simple tasks like showering and emptying out the ashtray and changing clothes and you feel better about yourself for accomplishing something.
------
Bitter,
I really like this advice! Laughing and thinking about giving it a go!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (IDhUW)

238 Chique!!!!!!!!!

How goes Greenland? Does your head weary of that heavy crown?

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

239 Hmm. I can see that my suggestion of Dude Looks Like A Lady is going nowhere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (wPVhA)

240 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Monster Magnet: Space Lord

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2020 10:33 PM (H5knJ)

241 No one knows Space Oddity.
Everyone knows Ground Control to Major Tom.

Posted by: attila with the heartbreak of psoriasis at November 19, 2020 10:33 PM (w7KSn)

242 Man, I just watched the Trump legal team's presser. A couple of thoughts:
- I am pleased with the confidence that they can win this thing without even talking about Dominion and all the problems therewith
- I have never seen that degree of anger at a press conference before. Giuliani, Powell and Ellis are *furious.* This is good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:33 PM (FNA9s)

243 With the climate, I'll act like it is a crises when they do.

Take nuclear power, maybe we should build more of it? No way! Okay then, maybe we should keep what we already have? Nope. How about hydropower? Nope, tear the dams down. Wait a minute, I thought there was a climate crises? How can we address it by getting rid of lower carbon energy? Shut up serf, we have a climate crises and we don't need nuclear OR hydro to solve it.

On and on it goes, the science believers screaming they want solutions that don't measure add up mathematically or make sense economically.

The Feds are testing SMRs in Idaho - where are the line of green state governors begging for them to be installed in their states? These are intrinsically safe nuclear reactors. Nope, none, zero.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 19, 2020 10:33 PM (EwPKb)

244 Sometimes when life gets really overwhelming I have a relaxation technique that helps.
I get really shitty drunk for two or three days in a row and let all my responsibilities pile up and back up even worse.

Then when I feel sufficiently like a worthless, unkempt piece of shit, I eat a cheap Little Caesar's pizza and think "F*ck, I guess I better get some of this shit done".

Then you can start with simple tasks like showering and emptying out the ashtray and changing clothes and you feel better about yourself for accomplishing something.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:27

I'm not going to pass that advice on to my youngers.

You can pull out of this, DO IT!

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2020 10:33 PM (OVGnc)

245 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Telstar - by The Tornados 1962

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)

246 237 Then you can start with simple tasks like showering and emptying out the ashtray and changing clothes and you feel better about yourself for accomplishing something.
------
Bitter,
I really like this advice! Laughing and thinking about giving it a go!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (IDhUW)

When you're totally down and out, even the basics like everyday hygiene and fresh clothes seem like insurmountable hurdles.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:33 PM (nakwk)

247 Howdy Hoard- Hey Nurse! Your Duck sounded awesome last night. I have Duck breast in the freezer. Need to do something with it.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (y1Mvi)

248 How goes Greenland? Does your head weary of that heavy crown?
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

Never!

All is at peace in the kingdom. We are pulling for your president and hope he prevails. I have some business to discuss with him.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

249 some dude in the local klink died and autopsy says corona caused a blood clot that killed him.

Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (SxBH1)

250 https://youtu.be/ZEcqHA7dbwM

Posted by: Weirddave

I'm kind of used to military marches for militaries, but foxtrotting force would fun to watch.
Posted by: runner

Sinatra's Fly Me to The Moon was what my dance instructor played on repeat for the full hour.

Eventually, she said - Well, you don't suck.

Success!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (Rvt88)

251 The basic argument is hard to deny. With fewer of us around, there would be fewer greenhouse gas emissions, less pollution and waste, more space for both us and the rest of the natural world to survive and thrive.


------------------------------------

The worship of gaia/nature/mother earth always leads to human sacrifice. This is known.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (oGBso)

252 So I was unfamiliar with the paper hosting the photos of the Army greens. Imagine my surprise to find it is a leftist rag babbling on about the military as if it supports it. Along with calling the current commander in Chief simply Trump at the top of an article claiming he had to be talked out of attacking Iran, its focus appears to be tabloid type stories denouncing the leadership of the military. Proudly boasts that PRESIDENT Obama is an article contributor.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (VqwQt)

I clicked on the link, but the page was grayed out, and there was a box demanding that I accept cookies.

Uh-uh. Fuck 'em up the ass with broken glass, drenched in hydrofluoric acid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (HQ2+3)

253 Space Force song
Ride of the Valkyries.
Loud.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (Drr5h)

254 some dude in the local klink died and autopsy says corona caused a blood clot that killed him.
Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM


Is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: AF at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (S8ePJ)

255 Sinatra's Fly Me to The Moon was what my dance instructor played on repeat for the full hour.

Eventually, she said - Well, you don't suck.

Success!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (Rvt8

she was getting tired...

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (zr5Kq)

256 And Space Armor!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (Dc2NZ)


Velour Space Armor.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (t+qrx)

257 Ultra Cindy -- "Star Bl@zer"

https://youtu.be/K8KolpgjOzw

(LMAO we still can't spell out that name!)

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (5myrT)

258 Well, the day has finally arrived: Soldiers are now graduating from Basic Training in the newArmy Greens service uniform.

LOVE the throwback uniform.

Hate those GODDAMNED THINGS ON THEIR BEAUTIFUL YOUNG AMERICAN FACES.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (3P/5p)

259 The worship of gaia/nature/mother earth always leads to human sacrifice. This is known.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (oGBso)

Somehow, they never consider that we are part of nature.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (9hauA)

260 She has stated she refuses to leave the house til Rona is gone.

I so want to tell her that history says it will be with us forever.
Posted by: Bete


Wow.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

261 Montrose - Space Station # 5

Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (EgshT)

262 Tucker the company man, bitching tonight. Cash those Fox news checks

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (c25ja)

263 Telstar - by The Tornados 1962
Posted by: browndog

You fired up the Wayback machine, didn't you?

(Nice choice btw)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (Rvt88)

264 Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who's with me!! at November 19, 2020 10:08

Amen. The last gasp of an irrelevant boomer band saying, essentially, why won't you people recognize us any more? We had that hit song! Should we change our name again? Would that make us popular again?

Should have done what Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins and Eric Clapton did: stay creative and get better at making music.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 19, 2020 10:36 PM (OssQ4)

265 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)


My pick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1pzN3CgANE

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 19, 2020 10:36 PM (aommx)

266 In the "Not So Surprising News" tonight, the management and offices of Dominion and Smartmatic have suddenly pulled up stakes and 'disappeared'.

Can't imagine why...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 19, 2020 10:36 PM (W+kMI)

267 All is at peace in the kingdom. We are pulling for your president and hope he prevails. I have some business to discuss with him.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)
------

Are you annexing the red parts of the U.S.?

Please?

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

268 All is at peace in the kingdom. We are pulling for your president and hope he prevails. I have some business to discuss with him.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

Going for outright purchase or long-term ground leasing?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:36 PM (nakwk)

269 Sorry to be a Debbie downer.
I love you guys.

I'll shut up now and lurk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (U2p+3)


You're not being a downer.
If you're there for everyone else, you're to tensed up to be there for yourself. Plus if you have no days off you can't unwind, gotta keep that edge.

I was gonna suggest a smoke of something illegal, but it's not anymore. A few hits to take the edge off can be better than a coupla cocktails.

Not that I know. jus sayin

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:36 PM (z79tQ)

270 When you're totally down and out, even the basics like everyday hygiene and fresh clothes seem like insurmountable hurdles.
------
Preaching to the choir Insom.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (IDhUW)

271 269 Sorry to be a Debbie downer.
I love you guys.

I'll shut up now and lurk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:30 PM (U2p+3)



Do not lurk!

We need you.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

272 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Spirit in the Sky
Of course

Posted by: db at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (E0PSG)

273 In the "Not So Surprising News" tonight, the management and offices of Dominion and Smartmatic have suddenly pulled up stakes and 'disappeared'.

Can't imagine why...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 19, 2020 10:36 PM (W+kMI)

Link?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (z79tQ)

274 Chique, thank you for the rally pictures. I tried to email a response, but the carrier pigeons down here by the river are two weak to carry a message.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (Xhp1L)

275 256 And Space Armor!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

Velour Space Armor.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (t+qrx)

Very groovy, baby, yeah!

Posted by: Austin D. Powers at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (nakwk)

276 The Feds are testing SMRs in Idaho - where are the line of green state governors begging for them to be installed in their states? These are intrinsically safe nuclear reactors. Nope, none, zero.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp

In Oregon hydro is not a renewable. I shit you not. If Space Force wants to test some photon torpedoes, I have a bunch of targets here.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (6yYEv)

277 Do not lurk!

We need you.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)


We need her, but she needs a hero. So, we need to go find a hero.

Basically it's all fetch quests from here on out.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (t+qrx)

278 239 Hmm. I can see that my suggestion of Dude Looks Like A Lady is going nowhere.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (wPVhA)

NEA already claimed it.

Tranny hour every hour in schools going forward.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (Ojki1)

279 Those of us who are dubious about the number of daily cases being announced by the Government each day tend to focus on the false positive rate, as well as the low professional standards at testing centres, leading to cross-contamination before the samples make it to the labs. But focus has now begun to shift to the labs themselves, with Channel 4 broadcasting a Dispatches on Monday night that revealed various lapses at the superlab run by Randox in Northern Ireland that analyses COVID-19 tests from across Britain.

An undercover reporter discovered serious failings, including cross-contamination of test samples. One expert told Dispatches that the lab's "cavalier approach to safety" could lead to cross-contamination and potentially wrong test results. And by "wrong" they mean a person could be wrongfully diagnosed as positive. After all, if two swabs contaminate each other -- one negative, the other positive -- they both end up as positive. If cross-contamination is happening at these superlabs -- and we have every reason to believe it is -- the number of positives is being inflated.

https://tinyurl.com/y5fykq6f

Posted by: SuperDuperLab > SuperLab at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (BBWrU)

280 263 Telstar - by The Tornados 1962
Posted by: browndog

You fired up the Wayback machine, didn't you?

(Nice choice btw)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (Rvt8

It's in my YouTube play list.

It sticks in my mind like Wipe Out...

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)

281 Space Force theme: "I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper" by Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip.
https://youtu.be/jxfB0b9Ix9o

Content warning: bad and vaguely homoerotic.

Bonus points: Wait for the first chorus and tell me which *much* more popular song it closely resembles (musically).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (FNA9s)

282 270 When you're totally down and out, even the basics like everyday hygiene and fresh clothes seem like insurmountable hurdles.
------
Preaching to the choir Insom.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (IDhUW)

Yuuup. Sucks bigly.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (nakwk)

283 Are you annexing the red parts of the U.S.?

Please?
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

I was thinking more of a partnership where he has rights to parts of Greenland, but I can consider that, yes. I will add that to the agenda.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (9hauA)

284
The basic argument is hard to deny. With fewer of us around, there would
be fewer greenhouse gas emissions, less pollution and waste, more space
for both us and the rest of the natural world to survive and thrive.





------------------------------------



The worship of gaia/nature/mother earth always leads to human sacrifice. This is known.





Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (oGBso)

the worst part of Bill Burr is his fascination with killing people off to improve the world. Nothing could be more reductionist. The tree huggers always talk about a good ol days that didn't exist. Sure there were better times, but not because there were fewer people. The problem is rampant stupidity and lies, not the number of denizens on this earth.

If you take this stuff to its most logical conclusion, you have people who think people themselves are a blight on the earth. Not them of course, but other people.

Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (ZbBR3)

285 Looking good that we will win the last 4 uncalled house seats. Unless the CIA drops a trunk full of absentee ballots, the House may end up 222-213. Rats would have 4 votes to spare

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (c25ja)

286 Space Force:

Also Sprach Zarathustra?

Posted by: Piercello at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (ajoh7)

287 {{{Hrothgar}}}

I hope everything went well for you today.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

288 188 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)

-------------------------------

What do you get for suggesting the Star Trek : Enterprise theme song?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (CAJOC)

289
When you're totally down and out, even the basics like everyday hygiene and fresh clothes seem like insurmountable hurdles.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:33 PM (nakwk)

Yep.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (Ojki1)

290 Telstar - by The Tornados 1962
Posted by: browndog

Flip side of the 45 was Jungle Fever. Embarrassed to remember that.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (Xhp1L)

291 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Spirit in the Sky
Of course
Posted by: db at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (E0PSG)

Greig, In the Hall of the Mountain King

Yeah it starts off slow, but kicks ass at the end.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (Ti1eN)

292 What do you get for suggesting the Star Trek : Enterprise theme song?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (CAJOC)


You get spaced.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:40 PM (t+qrx)

293 We need her, but she needs a hero. So, we need to go find a hero.

Basically it's all fetch quests from here on out.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (t+qrx)

What about hoagies, subs, or grinders?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)

294 Worst song ever? Cmon man, not even close...you have Zappa, Yoko collections to choose from

Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:40 PM (SxBH1)

295 All is at peace in the kingdom. We are pulling for your president and hope he prevails. I have some business to discuss with him.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:34 PM (9hauA)

Going for outright purchase or long-term ground leasing?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:36 PM (nakwk)

I will consult with my royal advisers. You just pay attention to having the canal finished.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:40 PM (9hauA)

296 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?
Spirit in the Sky
Of course
Posted by: db at November 19, 2020 10:37

That would be cool. I'm gonna play it now.

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2020 10:40 PM (nILk6)

297 I need a hero.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

A hero? No, you need a Cuban Sandwich:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=IR52siQmN1s

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 10:40 PM (HQ2+3)

298 231 {{{{[[Cicero (@cicero43) ]]}}}}
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (zr5Kq)

------------

{{{{{runner}}}}}

*executes theatrical flourish with cat-like precision*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (wPVhA)

299 Not one m fck got indicted . Barr was a plant

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (c25ja)

300 Flip side of the 45 was Jungle Fever. Embarrassed to remember that.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (Xhp1L)

That's hard core

***deep bow***

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

301 What about hoagies, subs, or grinders?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:40 PM (nakwk)


I didn't think to ask.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (t+qrx)

302 Night all.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (aKqzO)

303 Telstar is one of those songs I just can't listen to.

The Clavioline that Joe Meek had used in the song, to me sounds like 9 billion flies all buzzing at once. Bleah.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

304 In the "Not So Surprising News" tonight, the management and offices of
Dominion and Smartmatic have suddenly pulled up stakes and
'disappeared'.



Based on learnings I have received from BINO this week, this move is only being made in the interest of transparency and positively trustworthy voting algorithms.


Dominion is good. All hail Dominion.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (3P/5p)

305 277 Do not lurk!

We need you.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

We need her, but she needs a hero. So, we need to go find a hero.

Basically it's all fetch quests from here on out.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (t+qrx)


Hogmartin--heroes don't hang around me so you'd better get busy and find one for nurse.

I want her to be okay.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

306
We need her, but she needs a hero. So, we need to go find a hero.

Basically it's all fetch quests from here on out.
------
Remember the days of returning DVDs or CDs to their rightful cases? This one is here, so this one is here, so this one....

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (IDhUW)

307 >>>Okay, what should the Space Force song be?


I change my entry.


Don Felder - Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride)

https://youtu.be/SYqEgFEkxek

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (KnJdm)

308 So why is Tucker picking a fight with Powell, after she's repeatedly said she's only presenting her evidence in court? He toeing the new Anti-Trump line at FOX? I'd love to see it too, but I know this stuff takes time.

Posted by: Iblis at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (abOpZ)

309 The Space Force lounge will feature Steteolab's "The Stars Our Destination"

https://youtu.be/5wgJENCmYiU

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (5myrT)

310 Chique, thank you for the rally pictures. I tried to email a response, but the carrier pigeons down here by the river are two weak to carry a message.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (Xhp1L)

{{{Jinx}}}

You are very welcome! I really enjoyed hanging out with you!

Email is still in nic in case you ever lose it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (9hauA)

311 ..Huh.

*engraves the word "Truth" into a tire iron*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:07 PM (nakwk)




My first instinct was to suggest that you engrave it as a "negative", so that the resultant wound will display correctly to the observer.

But then, it came to me that letting it remain as a positive, would result in the wound being the negative, which would then "read" correctly, whenever the wearer thereof looked into a mirror.

Which is of course, the better outcome.

But one suggestion is truly also important here.

Don't "engrave" said Tire Iron. Rather, render the lettering in Bas Relief (aka "raised letters") so as to leave a "deep impression" with the strike-ee. In every meaning of the term.



Jim
Sun New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (QzJWU)

312 >Okay, what should the Space Force song be?



Mars, Bringer Of War by Gustav Holst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOanvv4plU

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (iTXRQ)

313 {{{{{runner}}}}}

*executes theatrical flourish with cat-like precision*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (wPVhA)

*gasp for air

I.CAN'T.BREATHE...

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (zr5Kq)

314 When you're totally down and out, even the basics like everyday hygiene and fresh clothes seem like insurmountable hurdles.

.....

It's true.

But by lowering your expectations down to "I'll try not to develop bed sores in my drunken depression today", you set achievable goals for yourself that build confidence.

Before you know it you are doing really fulfilling things you didn't know could accomplish like not getting your power cut off for nonpayment.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (dS2+x)

315 Has anyone considered theremin music for the Space Force theme?


oooooOOOOOooooo!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (wPVhA)

316 If you take this stuff to its most logical conclusion, you have people who think people themselves are a blight on the earth. Not them of course, but other people.
Posted by: Quint


There is some talk that the mRNA Antibody vaccine for Covid 19 will make you sterile.

There may have to be separate vaccines for men and women. And the other rumor is that if a man that has gotten the Vaccine has sex with a women who has not, she will become sterile.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (ZCiJZ)

317 The old StarBla@zers cartoon had a pretty kickass intro song...could be modified

Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (SxBH1)

318 I'm finding it remarkably easy to not watch FOX in any form. I thought it would be difficult.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (7ZQe3)

319 Pot was NOT $35/oz in the early 80's, unless it was 3/4 oregano. I recall in 1985, when I first pressed my lips to Mary Jane, it was $50/quarter for ditch weed in NoVa or $50-60/eighth for the good California sh*t (assuming you were in California). Freshman year I sent a few grams to a friend of mine back in Va and she was amazed at the quality.

Nowadays, here in S.F., you can get truly cultivated and strong marijuana, botanically engineered the way you want it (sativa/indica/cross, high terpene, low terpene, etc.) Basically, the MJ available today glorifies the genius of American capitalism. And you know what? The stuff that is much better than even the good stuff in the 80's, costs the same/unit or even less.

The Left would destroy all that, not because it wants to per se, but because leftism is an antonym for innovation.

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (KAi1n)

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (zr5Kq)

321
I will consult with my royal advisers. You just pay attention to having the canal finished.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:40 PM (9hauA)

Oh I have laser-like focus on the Great Greenlandian Dignity Canal Project. But we're going to need to retain an easement and riparian rights over some of that land. Just sayin.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (nakwk)

322 Btw, if you think your life is a mess, check out Joe Meek's bio at Wiki.

Worked for years, finally had a huge hit with Telstar, then the royalties were tied up in British court for years.

Then in 1967, he had such a bad screaming fight with his landlady that he shot her to death, then himself.

Something like a MONTH later, the court decided the royalties were his to keep. Talk about cursed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

323 I love Tommy Lasorda's HOF speech. "Wake up, Tommy."

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (240Sf)

324 275 256 And Space Armor!
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

Velour Space Armor.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (t+qrx)

Very groovy, baby, yeah!
Posted by: Austin D. Powers at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (nakwk)

----------------------------

I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: Zapp Brannigan at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (CAJOC)

325 Hi Jim SND!!!! How are you?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (9hauA)

326 317 The old StarBla@zers cartoon had a pretty kickass intro song...could be modified
Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (SxBH1)

Plot for every episode: Everything is going to shit and then we fire the really big gun.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (Ti1eN)

327 Space Force song should be the theme to "UFO" from the sixties, with 90's era metal arrangement, preferably played by Berserker.

*Drops Mic*

Posted by: Retief at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (SWlro)

328 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)

329 And I stand by my statement @320!

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (zr5Kq)

330 Engrave the word Truth on the tire iron, then heat tire iron to red hot...

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (l3+k2)

331 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y5qj27p4

https://tinyurl.com/yxhkuhnd

https://tinyurl.com/y2nvbey6

https://tinyurl.com/yyftpfap

https://tinyurl.com/y2m9hcga

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (qAR6u)

332 BC, good to see you.


Nurse, buck up. We got this, and young Marine Ratchet will be fine.


If you need to get away, the NE is always open, and we'd love to see you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (KnJdm)

333 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)

Kate Bush -- "Hello, Earth"?

Nah. Way too depressing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (OssQ4)

334 234 Space Force song should be metal, for sure.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:32 PM (nakwk)

Heavy Metal Soundtrack FTW

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (3JQ/p)

335 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)


Whitmer.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (zr5Kq)

336 Off, off damn sock. That marijuana expose above at 319 was me! (Who'd've guessed?)

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (KAi1n)

337 Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Your posts are my oxygen. Live forever Bitter Clinger!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 10:45 PM (3P/5p)

338 Space Force could do classical...Holst - Mars

Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:45 PM (SxBH1)

339 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)


Whitmer.
Posted by: runner

Northam

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2020 10:45 PM (Xhp1L)

340 260 She has stated she refuses to leave the house til Rona is gone.

I so want to tell her that history says it will be with us forever.
Posted by: Bete

Wow.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

Yep, she is broken, likely beyond repair.

I just know I am not going to put any effort into fixing her.

But if I can make it worse...I think I can work up some energy for that.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (Ojki1)

341 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)


Whitmer.
Posted by: runner

WOLF

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (nUhF0)

342 But by lowering your expectations down to "I'll try not to develop bed sores in my drunken depression today", you set achievable goals for yourself that build confidence.

Before you know it you are doing really fulfilling things you didn't know could accomplish like not getting your power cut off for nonpayment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (dS2+x)

The journey of a thousand miles begins with turning yourself every four hours to prevent decubitus ulcers.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (nakwk)

343 the worst part of Bill Burr is his fascination with killing people off to improve the world. Nothing could be more reductionist. The tree huggers always talk about a good ol days that didn't exist. Sure there were better times, but not because there were fewer people. The problem is rampant stupidity and lies, not the number of denizens on this earth. ..
Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (ZbBR3)
++++++++++++
Erlich, and Malthus before him and Ricardo before him all make the same catastrophic failure of static analysis. In essence:
"Population is growing at X%, but food is only growing at Y%, thus the population will detonate and then collapse in starvation and war over diminishing resources." (for some the ecosexuals, you can also add in garbage or energy production)

They're always wrong, because the world is *not* static or only bivariable, and the universe - and mankind's ingenuity (which they always doubt and discount) - is more diverse, beautiful and complex than anyone can possibly imagine.

The green revolution. Hydraulic fracturing. Recycling. The natural leveling off of population as industrialization takes hold (likely due to collapses in infant mortality rate, though this itself is a massive multivariant problem no one understands). The list goes on. And on. And on.

These people - like all people - can't predict the future. They don't know what solutions to problems may manifest. Unlike most people, though, they make the immediate leap that if *they* can't think of it, then no answer exists - and therefore we need to destroy all the useless eaters who disagree with them. For the salvation of the future. It's just logicalistic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (FNA9s)

344 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)


Whitmer.


yeah it's definitely her! what a bitch!

Posted by: Governor Wolf at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (j9HX3)

345 Space Force could just do the Darth Vader intro music.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (Ti1eN)

346 Wait...people have to pay for pot?

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

347 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y6tgp5ep

https://tinyurl.com/y2geav96

https://tinyurl.com/y3ls8epl

https://tinyurl.com/y5h8qr23

https://tinyurl.com/y4ewb5g6

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (qAR6u)

348 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Fly Me To The Moon - Count Basie version

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (BgMrQ)

349 Oh I have laser-like focus on the Great Greenlandian Dignity Canal Project. But we're going to need to retain an easement and riparian rights over some of that land. Just sayin.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (nakwk)

I should punish you for making me look up a word. However, you seem to have some intelligent thoughts. Come see me tomorrow when the royal advisers meet.

Make sure to clean yourself up. We don't like serfs to show up smelly and unkempt. I will instruct our Trigglypuff to give you an extra ration of a bucket of water for this purpose.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (9hauA)

350 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Spirit in the Sky
Of course
Posted by: db at November 19, 2020 10:37 PM (E0PSG)
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St. Michael the Archangel, from Respighi's "Church Windows".

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 19, 2020 10:47 PM (Uhu8A)

351 {{{Jim of Galveston}}}

How are you?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

352 Local PD says they will not make arrests for "violation" of "curfew." Womp womp. Sorry, DeWhine!

Posted by: AF at November 19, 2020 10:47 PM (S8ePJ)

353 Dang.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 10:47 PM (Uhu8A)

354 in the 90s in Philly I could get an ounce for about $40 for real

it had PCP in it tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2020 10:47 PM (j9HX3)

355 No 10's scientific advisers relied on dubious data from Wikipedia to help steer Britain through the spring's coronavirus crisis and wrongly predicted the peak of the first wave by two months, an explosive new documentary has claimed.

Members of the Government's Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (SAGE) admitted early virus modelling was based on unverified figures from the online encyclopedia, which can be edited and managed by members of the public.

Posted by: WikiMath is dubious at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (BBWrU)

356 341
Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)





Whitmer.

Posted by: runner



WOLF

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (nUhF0)

Inslee. I am sensing that we may have to have a blanket party. Whoever survives gets to be not the worst Governor.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (KnJdm)

357 273 -- OneEyedJack

Sidney Powell said as much during the Team Trump press conference...

...I'll bet cash money that Sidney didn't pull that statement out of her azz.

Anybody here feel like betting against Trump?

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (W+kMI)

358 for some the ecosexuals, you can also add in garbage or energy production)


I am going to have to remember that term.

Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (ZbBR3)

359 Nurse, buck up. We got this, and young Marine Ratchet will be fine.


If you need to get away, the NE is always open, and we'd love to see you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (KnJdm)

Seconded.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (9hauA)

360 I was in an elevator with some USCG officers once and almost asked what airline they flew for, but didn't.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)

Whatever. My husband was sexy AF in his uniform. He wasn't an officer though.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (KuT6N)

361 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)


Whitmer.

yeah it's definitely her! what a bitch!
Posted by: Governor Wolf at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (j9HX3)
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Brownshirt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (Uhu8A)

362 317 The old StarBla@zers cartoon had a pretty kickass intro song...could be modified
Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (

--Also, Robotech and Battle of the Planets themes

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (5myrT)

363 Oops, I was wrong about Elvin Bishop singing lead on "Fooled Around And Fell In Love."

It's Elvin and his band, but Jefferson Starship's Mickey Thomas (who, yes, sang those horrible hits they had in the 1980s) did lead vocals on Fooled Around.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

364 I have seen it all over the place the last couple of days. What is "BINO?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (FNA9s)

365 Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 10:47 PM (Uhu8A)

Hello, sir!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (9hauA)

366 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?



Klaatu's Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

https://youtu.be/jJ4IUjjVfng

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (HaL55)

367 Anyway, the community here--all of you--is the
greatest thing in my life ever. And I love all of you, and hope the best
for all of you, and it'd be great to meet in real time at some point.

Happiness to all of you, and see you again soon.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 19, 2020 10:10 PM (l9m7l)

Stick around BC. And no slitting of your own throat (pirates only do that to other, more deservingly despicable people).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (946rW)

368 Don't "engrave" said Tire Iron. Rather, render the lettering in Bas Relief (aka "raised letters") so as to leave a "deep impression" with the strike-ee. In every meaning of the term.



Jim
Sun New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (QzJWU)

'Tis a fine idea indeed

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (nakwk)

369 Space Force

Total silence.



Because in space, no one can hear you scream.




Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (3P/5p)

370 Space Force song should be Ground Control to Major Tom.
Posted by: attila with the heartbreak of psoriasis at November 19, 2020 10:31 PM (w7KSn)

Space Force song: Rocket Drivin' Daddy:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=E0ho4royFIo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (HQ2+3)

371 Do we have a link for the disappearance of Smartmatic and Dominion story?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (OssQ4)

372 288 188 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)

-------------------------------

What do you get for suggesting the Star Trek : Enterprise theme song?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 19, 2020 10:39 PM (CAJOC)

I think Insom has a tire iron for that.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (Ojki1)

373 >Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah



it's CO Gov Penis, of course
he sucks and does butt stuff

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (iTXRQ)

374 This should be the official Space Force music video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y

Posted by: db at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (E0PSG)

375 314 When you're totally down and out, even the basics like everyday hygiene and fresh clothes seem like insurmountable hurdles.

.....

It's true.

But by lowering your expectations down to "I'll try not to develop bed sores in my drunken depression today", you set achievable goals for yourself that build confidence.

Before you know it you are doing really fulfilling things you didn't know could accomplish like not getting your power cut off for nonpayment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (dS2+x)
------
Laughing again - I like this therapy.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (IDhUW)

376 I'm just gonna groove to some chill space jams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icgGyR3iusU

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

377 I have seen it all over the place the last couple of days. What is "BINO?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (FNA9s)


Our own personal RINO: Brian in New Orleans.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (946rW)

378 Wait...people have to pay for pot?
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
++++++++++++
If you're not a cute girl, yes.

(unrelated) Wouldn't the feminine form of "Dictator" be "Dictatrix?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (FNA9s)

379 MIRANDA LAMBERTS DOES A GOOD VERSION OF FOOLED AROUND

Posted by: vizzy at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (R/9t3)

380
Anybody here feel like betting against Trump?
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (W+kMI)


You'd think news like that would be huge, no?

Nice press we got here.

Immo go do a quik search.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (z79tQ)

381 Space Force song should up lifting and inspirational. It should make you want to fuck the prime directive, waste those slimy lizard people, payback anal probes of the Grays, and bang the green off the Orion slave girl.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (6yYEv)

382 Our own personal RINO: Brian in New Orleans.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (946rW)
+++++++++++++
Ah. I shoulda put two and two together. *sigh*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:51 PM (FNA9s)

383 Chique-
I and Anna Puma would like to lay claim to all WWII aircraft that landed on your great land and please see to it that your serfs return them to us at an address to be provided later.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 19, 2020 10:51 PM (y1Mvi)

384 315 Has anyone considered theremin music for the Space Force theme?


oooooOOOOOooooo!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (wPVhA)
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Nice!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 10:51 PM (IDhUW)

385 (unrelated) Wouldn't the feminine form of "Dictator" be "Dictatrix?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (FNA9s)

It's whatever she says it is.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:51 PM (9hauA)

386 OR

the space force song could be "Rocket In My Pocket"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQrUeui6DOM

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 19, 2020 10:51 PM (iTXRQ)

387 MIRANDA LAMBERTS DOES A GOOD VERSION OF FOOLED AROUND
Posted by: vizzy at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (R/9t3)

Ya don't say.

Posted by: Hubby #1 at November 19, 2020 10:51 PM (z79tQ)

388 Space Force theme song? Duh - https://tinyurl.com/y3oh4xv9

"Attention all planets of the Solar Federation, we have assumed control"

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

389 381 Space Force song should up lifting and inspirational. It should make you want to fuck the prime directive, waste those slimy lizard people, payback anal probes of the Grays, and bang the green off the Orion slave girl.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (6yYEv)

--------

Radar Love

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:52 PM (wPVhA)

390 Make sure to clean yourself up. We don't like serfs to show up smelly and unkempt. I will instruct our Trigglypuff to give you an extra ration of a bucket of water for this purpose.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (9hauA)

Wonderful. Those snow baths were getting rough.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:52 PM (nakwk)

391 BLOVIATING BLOW HEART BILL O REALLY
AND FAIR WEATHER SID I FEEL BAD FOR BERNIE

Posted by: vizzy at November 19, 2020 10:52 PM (R/9t3)

392 I'm just gonna groove to some chill space jams.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icgGyR3iusU



Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

ICYMI, Groovy spacey jams.
Eloy, Time to Turn

https://youtu.be/D15aGNi4NCc

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:52 PM (KnJdm)

393 314 When you're totally down and out, even the basics like everyday hygiene and fresh clothes seem like insurmountable hurdles.

.....

It's true.

But by lowering your expectations down to "I'll try not to develop bed sores in my drunken depression today", you set achievable goals for yourself that build confidence.

Before you know it you are doing really fulfilling things you didn't know could accomplish like not getting your power cut off for nonpayment.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (dS2+x)

Presuming of course you meet said goal of not getting bed sores.

Otherwise you just failed at that, and need more booze as a "reward."

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:52 PM (Ojki1)

394 DBCooper , You gonna make her dig those Lightenings up?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 10:52 PM (CZm2G)

395 Space Force theme song:

https://youtu.be/nKShaffHX9A

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

396 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah

DeWine should be in that list. He just hasn't had the same opportunity yet.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (Rvt88)

397 Whitmer.



yeah it's definitely her! what a bitch!

Posted by: Governor Wolf at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (j9HX3)

She is certainly at the top of the list of likely to be impeached before all the others. They drew up articles of impeachment today.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (946rW)

398 Chique-
I and Anna Puma would like to lay claim to all WWII aircraft that landed on your great land and please see to it that your serfs return them to us at an address to be provided later.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 19, 2020 10:51 PM (y1Mvi)


Hmmmmm... I will consider this. Although I am tempted to refuse since you neglected to address me as Queen or Your Majesty/Your Highness, etc.

Nevertheless, I will take this under consideration. We shall discuss terms at a time to be determined later.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (9hauA)

399 Thanks as always kbdabear for making Thursdays worth living!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (FNA9s)

400 Who here is Poison?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (+fTAB)

401 Hmmmm

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

402 She is certainly at the top of the list of likely to be impeached before all the others. They drew up articles of impeachment today.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (946rW)

that was a good moment

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (zr5Kq)

403 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (9hauA)
-----
Allo!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (Uhu8A)

404 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

The Robotech Opening song

Posted by: Iblis at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (abOpZ)

405 >>> 188 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)

Children of the Sun
or
Space Truckin

Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2020 10:54 PM (l6b3d)

406 It's whatever she says it is.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:51 PM (9hauA)
+++++++++++++
HAHAHA. Fair point, Chique!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:54 PM (FNA9s)

407 I think John Williams should be commissioned to compose the Space Force theme song.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 19, 2020 10:54 PM (+U5Yr)

408 Who here is Poison?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (+fTAB)
++++++++++
That girl!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:54 PM (FNA9s)

409 Mmm, Hans Zimmer, "Our Destiny Lies Above Us". Gorgeous.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 19, 2020 10:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

410 We've been receiving complaints that people are getting drunk and high and playing space in the middle of the street

Posted by: Randy at November 19, 2020 10:54 PM (5myrT)

411 394-
Damn Right! Greenland and Chique don't own them!
We'll trade for bars of hotel soap and cheap blankets.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (y1Mvi)

412 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)

"Flash" by Queen.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (5FCda)

413 Who here is Poison?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (+fTAB)

Paisan.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (zr5Kq)

414 Heroes > Poor Boys

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (IezWX)

415 Strange women lying around in Michigan declaring themselves dictatrixes is no basis for a system of government!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (nakwk)

416 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dUGmvCQHsc

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (Uhu8A)

417 This should be the official Space Force music video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y
Posted by: db at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (E0PSG)
+++++++++++++
Man, 4AD was an interesting label.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (FNA9s)

418 294 Worst song ever? Cmon man, not even close...you have Zappa, Yoko collections to choose from
Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:40 PM (SxBH1)


Damnit. You are making me break OPSEC and delurke.

Have you never learned from the previous programming sessions?

You want a full month of that? Again?

*vpn close*
*router reset*
*Browser cleanse*

Posted by: Totally NOT BifBewalski de-lurking w/vpn at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (7J4kq)

419 She is certainly at the top of the list of likely to
be impeached before all the others. They drew up articles of
impeachment today.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (946rW)



that was a good moment

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (zr5Kq)

One of several today. The frustration of the MI SoS was particularly sweet too. You just knew that she wanted to shout "Off with their heads!" at the two Wayne County Canvassers but she cannot even remove them.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (946rW)

420 Who here is Poison?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (+fTAB)

++++++++++

That girl!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:54 PM (FNA9s)


Marlo Thomas?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (8tP7B)

421 Wonderful. Those snow baths were getting rough.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:52 PM (nakwk)

Wow, they must really have been rough if you didn't balk at the prospect of seeing our dear Trigglypuff again. She really is a sweet girl. You should get to know her. She's very beautiful inside.

In fact, I am thinking of soon selecting my annual royal match, where I select two of my subjects to get married....

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)

422 326 317 The old StarBla@zers cartoon had a pretty kickass intro song...could be modified
Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 19, 2020 10:42 PM (SxBH1)

Plot for every episode: Everything is going to shit and then we fire the really big gun.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (Ti1eN)

Spoiler- essentially all the older anime does this.

at to 19 minute mark (22 being ep length), after getting ass handed to them the whole ep- "Oh yeah, we have that sure one-hit-kill move. Let's try that."

Next episode- Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (Ojki1)

423 Newsom has a god complex, but at least he stays in shape and dresses well. He also gave us Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (KAi1n)

424 Strange women lying around in Michigan declaring themselves dictatrixes is no basis for a system of government!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (nakwk)

why does this sound familiar ? where is this from ??

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)

425 Strange women lying around in Michigan declaring themselves dictatrixes is no basis for a system of government!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (nakwk)
+++++++++++++
I dunno, Insom. It seems more accountable and transparent than the system we've got now...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (FNA9s)

426 Based on learnings I have received from BINO this week, this move is only being made in the interest of transparency and positively trustworthy voting algorithms.


Dominion is good. All hail Dominion.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (3P/5p)

Snickers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (HQ2+3)

427 Who here is Poison?

Sorry, I only have a toxic personality.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (SchxB)

428 405 >>> 188 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)

Children of the Sun
or
Space Truckin
Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2020 10:54 PM (l6b3d)

Major Tom by Peter Schilling

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (V2Yro)

429 My choice for the Space Force tune:

The Imperial March from Star Wars...

...if only to troll the libs.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (W+kMI)

430 Space Force Song

Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills.
https://youtu.be/86URGgqONvA

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (KnJdm)

431 ah, never mind. King Arhtur

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)

432 Eternal Father Strong to Save, with some space commentary but very little. Other than that, 2001. Let's be honest, military songs are pretty much hit and miss. The Army and Navy have good ones, and the Marines have the best. I would say don't stray too far from what has worked for years.

Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (ZbBR3)

433 371 Do we have a link for the disappearance of Smartmatic and Dominion story?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 19, 2020 10:49 PM (OssQ4)

We have a link for DOJ airplane N721AL returning yesterday from Toronto's YYZ airport back to Manassas MNZ, after 3 days in Canada.

Posted by: Not quite what you asked, but at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (BBWrU)

434 I'm Poison.

Posted by: Bret Michaels at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (wPVhA)

435 Qdpsteve

Don't blow the margins.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (xT2tT)

436 Whoever just fixed the margins, thank you!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (KuT6N)

437 "I think even Grace Slick is embarrassed to have been a member."

Indeed, given that their most memorable performance was in the "Star Wars Christmas Special". She's probably helping George Lucas to burn copies of that turkey.

Posted by: Brown Line at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (S6ArX)

438 Greetings, rather late to the ONT but I made it! CC and cola. I like the news about the cheaters disappearing, it adds to my cautious optimism...

Posted by: zeera I should be writing right now at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (zUdXR)

439 Oops sorry

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

440 343 the worst part of Bill Burr is his fascination with killing people off to improve the world. Nothing could be more reductionist. The tree huggers always talk about a good ol days that didn't exist. Sure there were better times, but not because there were fewer people. The problem is rampant stupidity and lies, not the number of denizens on this earth. ..
Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 10:38 PM (ZbBR3)
++++++++++++
Erlich, and Malthus before him and Ricardo before him all make the same catastrophic failure of static analysis. In essence:
"Population is growing at X%, but food is only growing at Y%, thus the population will detonate and then collapse in starvation and war over diminishing resources." (for some the ecosexuals, you can also add in garbage or energy production)

They're always wrong, because the world is *not* static or only bivariable, and the universe - and mankind's ingenuity (which they always doubt and discount) - is more diverse, beautiful and complex than anyone can possibly imagine.

The green revolution. Hydraulic fracturing. Recycling. The natural leveling off of population as industrialization takes hold (likely due to collapses in infant mortality rate, though this itself is a massive multivariant problem no one understands). The list goes on. And on. And on.

These people - like all people - can't predict the future. They don't know what solutions to problems may manifest. Unlike most people, though, they make the immediate leap that if *they* can't think of it, then no answer exists - and therefore we need to destroy all the useless eaters who disagree with them. For the salvation of the future. It's just logicalistic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (FNA9s)

They hate Daddy God and the whole "Be fruitful and multiply.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (Ojki1)

441 394-
Damn Right! Greenland and Chique don't own them!
We'll trade for bars of hotel soap and cheap blankets.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (y1Mvi)

You impertinent -


The deal is off. If you come by my kingdom you will be arrested and thrown into one of our world renowned dungeons.

(Anna Puma is still welcome, though.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (9hauA)

442 Oh, it was you CBD. Thanks!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (KuT6N)

443
Newsom has a god complex, but at least he stays in shape and dresses well. He also gave us Kimberly Guilfoyle.


Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (KAi1n)


I think we can thank her parents for that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (8tP7B)

444 Greetings:

I read elsewhere this week that the Army now has more gynecologists than orthopedists.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (evgyj)

445 Hi zeera! Welcome!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (9hauA)

446 179 ahem*
Posted by: A Cool Logo at November 19, 2020 10:19 PM (wPVhA)

Preamble. It all starts with UNIFORMS.
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:23 PM (zr5Kq)


https://tinyurl.com/y3dcvq4v

Posted by: Flyover at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (Rbu5d)

447 Space Force Song

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Dark Side of the Moon.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (Rvt88)

448 412 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

And anybody who says "Space Oddity" spends the night in the box.
Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2020 10:25 PM (aKqzO)

"Flash" by Queen.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (5FCda)

This is acceptable...

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (BgMrQ)

449 Don't blow the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
---

Album, band.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

450 Tropical Whites, with shorts, knee socks, and pith helmet.

1 - They were in the uniform regs 10 years ago; probably still are.

2 - The pith helmet sells it.

Posted by: butch at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (cHvOo)

451 Telephone is ringing!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (+fTAB)

452 I'm Poison.
Posted by: Bret Michaels at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (wPVhA)

You're also bald. That stupid bandanna and hat isn't fooling anyone.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (KuT6N)

453 399 Thanks as always kbdabear for making Thursdays worth living!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (FNA9s)

If you want a video version of Compliance Pics, check out a channel called Kaloopy on your streaming service.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (qAR6u)

454 Her parents brought her into this world, but Newsom cheating on her with his best friend's wife brought her int *our* world.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (KAi1n)

455 Wait...people have to pay for pot?
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatoress at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

If you're not a cute girl, yes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 10:50 PM (FNA9s)


This is 100% no shit: one of the guys in my division took a month of terminal leave as soon as we went into drydock to hang out with his girlfriend on the north shore and get high and then propose. Had it all planned out, except for the part where she was broke, and ended up blowing her dealer for the weed, and then did the Right Thing by telling him as soon as he got to her house after leaving the boat for the last time.

That is some Gift of the Magi shit right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (t+qrx)

456 Who here is Poison?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 10:53 PM (+fTAB)

Little Miss Poison?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

Posted by: db at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (E0PSG)

457 447 Space Force Song

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Dark Side of the Moon.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (Rvt8


-------------

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

*THUD*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (wPVhA)

458 Qdpsteve

Don't blow the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (xT2tT)


Cockblocker!

Posted by: The Margins at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (z79tQ)

459 Tropical Whites, with shorts, knee socks, and pith helmet. ...
Posted by: butch at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (cHvOo)
++++++++++
Tropical Whites are by definition colonists and therefore deplorable. Pith helmets are likewise a symbol of Western imperialism.

Please report to your local reeducation center immediately.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:00 PM (FNA9s)

460

Space Force Song?

'Pegged in the Head with a Lawn Dart' by Ed's Redeeming Qualities

Posted by: Surprise Anal Vril at November 19, 2020 11:01 PM (c/0cj)

461 This is 100% no shit: one of the guys in my division took a month of terminal leave as soon as we went into drydock to hang out with his girlfriend on the north shore and get high and then propose. Had it all planned out, except for the part where she was broke, and ended up blowing her dealer for the weed, and then did the Right Thing by telling him as soon as he got to her house after leaving the boat for the last time.

That is some Gift of the Magi shit right there.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (t+qrx)

And they say romance is dead.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:01 PM (9hauA)

462 Ok, I think the Space Force theme song should be "Godzilla", modified as appropriate:

"Oh no, there goes [insert target city], go go Godzilla!"

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 11:01 PM (KAi1n)

463 This is 100% no shit: one of the guys in my division took a month of terminal leave as soon as we went into drydock to hang out with his girlfriend on the north shore and get high and then propose. Had it all planned out, except for the part where she was broke, and ended up blowing her dealer for the weed, and then did the Right Thing by telling him as soon as he got to her house after leaving the boat for the last time.

That is some Gift of the Magi shit right there.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 10:59 PM (t+qrx)

Lol! That's is tragicomedy gold.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 11:01 PM (z79tQ)

464 262 Tucker the company man, bitching tonight. Cash those Fox news checks

Posted by: Iblis at November 19, 2020 10:41 PM (abOpZ)

As has been said to those who still watch Fox for Tucker and won't cut the cord because Tucker..

He's going to throw us under the bus at the worst time.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

465 Oops, I was wrong about Elvin Bishop singing lead on "Fooled Around And Fell In Love."

It's Elvin and his band, but Jefferson Starship's Mickey Thomas (who, yes, sang those horrible hits they had in the 1980s) did lead vocals on Fooled Around.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

Told ya.

Great song.

Reminds me of high school

Posted by: golfman - somebody needs to swing at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (hOMhY)

466 "Space Song" by Beach House would not be a good choice for a Space Force song, even though it's a very good song and has "Space Song" right there in the title.

https://youtu.be/RBtlPT23PTM

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (t+qrx)

467 ...Had it all planned out, except for the part where she was broke, and ended up blowing her dealer for the weed, and then did the Right Thing by telling him as soon as he got to her house after leaving the boat for the last time....

==

and then what happened ????

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (zr5Kq)

468 Greetings:

Legal Defense, Dumb:

There was the defendant who told the judge that he was just standing on the corner, cleaning his knife, when a guy ran up and jumped on it 27 times.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (evgyj)

469 I clicked all the way thru the "why Elisha Cuthbert is blacklisted by Hollywood" article in the one ad, and she wasn't even in the list. (Which had a lot of HUAC-era commies who probably deserved it.)
I tried twice.
Danged deceptive headlines.

Posted by: ptschett at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (zB+vL)

470 The deal is off. If you come by my kingdom you will be arrested and thrown into one of our world renowned dungeons.

Meh, I've lived worse places.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (SchxB)

471 Space Force song should up lifting and inspirational. It should make you want to fuck the prime directive, waste those slimy lizard people, payback anal probes of the Grays, and bang the green off the Orion slave girl.

......

Like Hangar 18 by Megadeath?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (dS2+x)

472 Theme song from The Love Boat

*mic drop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (wPVhA)

473 Wow, they must really have been rough if you didn't balk at the prospect of seeing our dear Trigglypuff again. She really is a sweet girl. You should get to know her. She's very beautiful inside.

In fact, I am thinking of soon selecting my annual royal match, where I select two of my subjects to get married....
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)

I suppose I could render her down for heating oil.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (nakwk)

474 This is 100% no shit: one of the guys in my division took a month of terminal leave as soon as we went into drydock to hang out with his girlfriend on the north shore and get high and then propose. Had it all planned out, except for the part where she was broke, and ended up blowing her dealer for the weed, and then did the Right Thing by telling him as soon as he got to her house after leaving the boat for the last time.

A junkie who blows her dealer for drugs is pitiable. But what kind of whore wants weed so bad she'll suck dick for it? You'd have to hose her down with a power washer before touching her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (H5knJ)

475 Space Force Song



I'm surprised no one has mentioned Dark Side of the Moon.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 10:58 PM (Rvt8


Astronomy Domine or if they want to get really trippy Interstellar Overdrive.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (8tP7B)

476 If Godzilla took out Seattle, Portland, Chicago and SF, I'd send him an FTD Sunshine Bouquet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)

477 One man's medicine

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (IDhUW)

478 Eloy - End Of An Odyssey

https://youtu.be/WCXE1eWamuE

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (KnJdm)

479 Cicero: The Space Boat!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

480 421 Wonderful. Those snow baths were getting rough.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:52 PM (nakwk)

Wow, they must really have been rough if you didn't balk at the prospect of seeing our dear Trigglypuff again. She really is a sweet girl. You should get to know her. She's very beautiful inside.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (9hauA)

Like a Tauntaun, yes?

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (Ojki1)

481 California is North Korea with prettier beaches and better PR. ( > I can do whatever I want to whomever I want and nobody can say boo about it.)

The only thing missing is a giant golden statue of Newsome...

...change my mind.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (W+kMI)

482 470 The deal is off. If you come by my kingdom you will be arrested and thrown into one of our world renowned dungeons.

Meh, I've lived worse places.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (SchxB)

The oubliettes are simply to die in. For. I meant for.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (nakwk)

483 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)

Whitmer.

yeah it's definitely her! what a bitch!
Posted by: Governor Wolf at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (j9HX3)
------
Brownshirt.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (Uhu8A)


Gruesome.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (6mVOj)

484 Rudy asks, 'What publication are you with".

https://twitter.com/i/status/1329505341696925696

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (CZm2G)

485 Speaking of eggs, and carrying over from last night, you can make a pretty tasty miniature Scotch Egg using quail eggs.

Been there, done it at home...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (ZSK0i)

486 Capt Obvious
That was beautiful

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (U2p+3)

487 Like a Tauntaun, yes?
Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (Ojki1)

And I thought she smelled bad on the outside...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (nakwk)

488 Can we trade S.F. for Boulder? I sort of live here.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (KAi1n)

489 And they say romance is dead.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:01 PM (9hauA)

I lol'd

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (KnJdm)

490 The old StarBlzzers cartoon had a pretty kickass intro song...could be modified

We're off in outer spaceProtecting Mother EarthTo save the human raceOur Star Bl@zers

Danger lurking everywhere
But we know we've got to dare
Evil men with evil schemes
They can't destroy all our dreams

We must be strong and brave
Our home we've got to save
We must make the fighting cease
So Mother Earth will be at peace

Through all the fire and the smoke
We will never give up hope
If we can win the Earth will survive
We'll keep peace alive
With our Star Bl@zers

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (3P/5p)

491 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)



Whitmer.



yeah it's definitely her! what a bitch!

Posted by: Governor Wolf at November 19, 2020 10:46 PM (j9HX3)

------

Brownshirt.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (Uhu8A)



Gruesome.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (6mVOj)



Jabba the Pritzker: What am I? Chopped whale blubber?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (8tP7B)

492 Your Highness, Beloved Queen, Chique...
I gotta' go, I'll hit you up later. Had a Diplomatic Cable all made out but other issues at hand.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (y1Mvi)

493 424 Strange women lying around in Michigan declaring themselves dictatrixes is no basis for a system of government!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 10:55 PM (nakwk)

why does this sound familiar ? where is this from ??
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)

I don't get it! Ban it!

Posted by: Ann Outhouse at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (Ojki1)

494 Another Girl, Another Planet would be good

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (+fTAB)

495 I suppose I could render her down for heating oil.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (nakwk)

That is not nice, sir. Such a sweet girl, one of my favorite ladies in waiting and you look down on her.

(She gets cravings frequently, though, and would probably devour you first.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (9hauA)

496 I would have to say the worst is Pritzger, he turned his state into
a prison, he moved his family to a free state, Florida, he flys back
and forth to see them whenever he can, all the while blasting GOP
Governors for their response while boasting some of the worst stats in
the MW.


I mean, they are all horrible but...


If there is an MVP for the POS Hall of Fame, he's it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (u/Xy6)

497 A junkie who blows her dealer for drugs is pitiable. But what kind of whore wants weed so bad she'll suck dick for it? You'd have to hose her down with a power washer before touching her.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (H5knJ)


No, no, she did it for a gift for her boyfriend who, though she didn't know it at the time, was going to propose I can hardly type right now I'm laughing so hard

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (t+qrx)

498 "Slide Feet First!"

Not into first base, you don't.

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (85yEr)

499 Capt Obvious
That was beautiful
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2020 11:03 PM (U2p+3)
-------
What, the Respighi?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:05 PM (Uhu8A)

500 431 ah, never mind. King Arhtur
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)

via Monty Python.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:05 PM (Ojki1)

501 I don't get it! Ban it!
Posted by: Ann Outhouse at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (Ojki1)

you poor thing

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:05 PM (zr5Kq)

502 Your Highness, Beloved Queen, Chique...
I gotta' go, I'll hit you up later. Had a Diplomatic Cable all made out but other issues at hand.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (y1Mvi)

OK. Well, have a good night. Your flattery, though insincere, has calmed me down.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:05 PM (9hauA)

503 My husband was sexy AF in his uniform. He wasn't an officer though.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at November 19, 2020 10:48 PM (KuT6N)

I went to a friend's commissioning, and the Marines saw fit to send two very tall, very handsome noncomms in their dress uniforms.

Every woman there was drooling.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2020 11:05 PM (xT2tT)

504 Space Force song is SupersonikElectronik. Offblast!

Posted by: Prepare For Downcount at November 19, 2020 11:05 PM (gYdCB)

505 435 Qdpsteve

Don't blow the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (xT2tT)

Ignore him Steve. And then we can cuddle.

Posted by: The Margins at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (Ojki1)

506
"Slide Feet First!"

Not into first base, you don't.


Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (85yEr)


What?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (8tP7B)

507 195
A cow-orker got his Captains license and bought the whole get-up;
Jacket, pants, shoes, shirt and Hat (complete with gold braiding)



Another co-worker asked him that question about where he ushered.

Dude was so proud. Until that moment


fiance of a friend of mine was showing off her ring, which had this giant emerald on it. i looked at it and popped out with "cool! petrified lime jello!" she lost it soon after (this was utah, where lime jello is a thing).

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (5br8a)

508 And on the topic of too many people on the planet and the folks that always think they're the Anointed when it comes to selecting who lives and who dies, well...

Rainbox Six their asses in the Brazilian rainforest.

Those of you who read Clancy know exactly what I'm talking about...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (ZSK0i)

509 I don't know why anyone still thinks there are too many people. There isn't a serious demographer who won't tell you we are about at peak population because the socialization requirements for humans is going to start shrinking, not growing. This means the modern western welfare state will be unsustainable before the end of this century. Even China is in trouble.

So if anyone argues population bomb just ignore them. They are just flapping their gums.

Posted by: JEM1 at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (V6xwG)

510 No, no, she did it for a gift for her boyfriend who, though she didn't know it at the time, was going to propose I can hardly type right now I'm laughing so hard
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++++
So, did he go through with it? I mean, she's devoted, I guess...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (FNA9s)

511 via Monty Python.
Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:05 PM (Ojki1)


had to think for a moment.... dude, I don't come here to think....

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (zr5Kq)

512 Space:1999 Season One Theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpX8bVEmJo

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2020 11:07 PM (2VUst)

513 I really like the pinks and greens.

I'd proudly wear them at my funeral.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 11:07 PM (RU4sa)

514 245 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?

Telstar - by The Tornados 1962
Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)


Perfection.

Posted by: Flyover at November 19, 2020 11:07 PM (Rbu5d)

515
No, no, she did it for a gift for her boyfriend who, though she didn't know it at the time, was going to propose I can hardly type right now I'm laughing so hard
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (t+qrx)
---

Okay, now I'm laughing.

I see them telling their grandkids the proposal story on their Weed Anniversary.

The ring is a wraparound dick with a pakalolo crown.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 19, 2020 11:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

516 No, no, she did it for a gift for her boyfriend who, though she didn't know it at the time, was going to propose I can hardly type right now I'm laughing so hard

This story. I'm trying to picture this conversation. "I was only thinking of you while his balls were resting on my chin. Swearsies."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2020 11:07 PM (H5knJ)

517 And...

Mmmmmmmm, steak and sauteed onions........
Need some Irish butter for those onions.

Posted by: GWB at November 19, 2020 11:07 PM (85yEr)

518 Ignore him Steve. And then we can cuddle.
Posted by: The Margins at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (Ojki1)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:07 PM (9hauA)

519 So, did he go through with it? I mean, she's devoted, I guess...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (FNA9s)


Yes, of course he did. No, I have no idea if those crazy kids managed to make it work for the long haul.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

520 Song of the Day by, Xi Xi and his Candidates:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1329605320637820928

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (CZm2G)

521 ..Hi Jim SND!!!! How are you?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 10:43 PM (9hauA)


**

..{{{Jim of Galveston}}}

How are you?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)





Thanks, y'all! And, I'm doing OK, all things considered. Which is, demolishing the back porch railings, and then completing the build on 1/2 of them before running outta daylight.

Final half awaits me for it's torments, tomorrow.

I'm building these fast, without finesse, and with the full intention to re-demolish THESE as soon as I'm able to get started on the major renovation on the back of the house, demolition of the existing porch, and construction of a large deck and solid structural roof atop the same.

But, this temporary railing job had to be done. Rot due to Hurricane Ike's saltwater dunking back in' 08, had finally rotted out the bottom rails into sawdust and black, oxidized former wood.

Quick fix for a few months, and then I'll start the new project in the Spring.

Meanwhile, whiskey for me, beer for my horses and ASPRIN FOR MY ACHING SELF!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (QzJWU)

522 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)

DeWine.

First thing he did after being elected was try to pass a red flag law on guns. The legislature said lolgf.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (Rz2Nc)

523 505 435 Qdpsteve

Don't blow the margins.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2020 10:57 PM (xT2tT)

Ignore him Steve. And then we can cuddle.
Posted by: The Margins at November 19, 2020 11:06 PM (Ojki1)

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LOL

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (RU4sa)

524 2001 for sure...not the music, but the awakening, screeching hominids.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (Xhp1L)

525 Yes, of course he did. No, I have no idea if those crazy kids managed to make it work for the long haul.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++
And now I'm laughing even harder. I shouldn't, but I am.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:09 PM (FNA9s)

526 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 19, 2020 11:09 PM (omAHa)

527
Has anyone considered theremin music for the Space Force theme?

oooooOOOOOooooo!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Opening theme to the original The Day the Earth Stood Still

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 11:09 PM (63Dwl)

528 I guess Tucker is the point man for Fox's "Operation Con the Rubes"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2020 11:09 PM (qAR6u)

529 Hi SMH!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:09 PM (9hauA)

530 The Space: 1999 theme is lit!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 11:10 PM (KAi1n)

531 Ignore him Steve. And then we can cuddle.
Posted by: The Margins


At long last love!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)

532 SMH!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:10 PM (nakwk)

533 Just watched a documentary on PBS about the rise of the Nazis. At the end the announcer says "Of course the parallels in our time of the rise of the populist far right are chilling."
My response was bellow as loudly as I could "Fuck you - you lying sack of Dogshit". These people are utterly insane.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 19, 2020 11:10 PM (USVXT)

534 No, no, she did it for a gift for her boyfriend who, though she didn't know it at the time, was going to propose I can hardly type right now I'm laughing so hard
Posted by: hogmartin

Space Force Song:

Love Stinks, J. Geils

(Trying to wrap up a number of memes here)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 11:10 PM (Rvt88)

535 Space travel's in my blood.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:10 PM (+fTAB)

536 "Okay, what should the Space Force song be?"

Vanya, does it have to be a song? If not, I'll nominate the third movement of Saint-Saens' Symphony #3 - the Organ Symphony. The moment where the organ bursts in sends shivers up your spine; whenever I hear it, I think of rocket launches.

Posted by: Brown Line at November 19, 2020 11:11 PM (S6ArX)

537 Yes, of course he did. No, I have no idea if those crazy kids managed to make it work for the long haul.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

You're kidding, right?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:11 PM (9hauA)

538 Insom!

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 11:11 PM (RU4sa)

539 This is 100% no shit: one of the guys in my division took a month of terminal leave as soon as we went into drydock to hang out with his girlfriend on the north shore and get high and then propose. Had it all planned out, except for the part where she was broke, and ended up blowing her dealer for the weed, and then did the Right Thing by telling him as soon as he got to her house after leaving the boat for the last time.

That is some Gift of the Magi shit right there.
Posted by: hogmartin


"I traded years of carefully acquired leave for you!"

"I spit my dealers cum on my favorite shirt for you!"


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:11 PM (3P/5p)

540 Space travel's in my blood.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:10 PM (+fTAB)

Mine too.

Posted by: cosmic runner at November 19, 2020 11:11 PM (zr5Kq)

541 495 I suppose I could render her down for heating oil.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:02 PM (nakwk)

That is not nice, sir. Such a sweet girl, one of my favorite ladies in waiting and you look down on her.

(She gets cravings frequently, though, and would probably devour you first.)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (9hauA)

Suuuure she is. This is just another one of your Machiavellian plots.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (nakwk)

542 Don Lemon highlights CNN/

https://twitter.com/i/status/1329584396312211463

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (CZm2G)

543 Fantastic song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (+fTAB)

544 Yes, of course he did. No, I have no idea if those crazy kids managed to make it work for the long haul.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

OMG, because my wife/girlfriend giving another guy a blow job is a deal breaker for me.

I'm weird like that.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)

545 I've lived a (mostly) upright life and managed never to have gotten married. Yet we have hogmartin's touching story.

Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (9hauA)

546 Space Force Song? Christ, it's like I don't even know you people!

AMERICA! FUCK YA!

America, Fuck Yeah!

Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, Yeah America, Fuck Yeah!

Freedom is the only way, Yeah Terrorists, you're game is through cause now you have to answer to America, Fuck yeah!

So lick my butt and suck on my balls, America, Fuck Yeah!

Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you now It's the dream that we all share. It's the hope for tomorrow!

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (c/0cj)

547 Space Force song should be the theme to "UFO" from the sixties, with 90's era metal arrangement, preferably played by Berserker.

*Drops Mic*

Posted by: Retief at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (SWlro)



OH HELL YES

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (ZSK0i)

548 I see them telling their grandkids the proposal story on their Weed Anniversary.



The ring is a wraparound dick with a pakalolo crown.

Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix at November 19, 2020 11:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

5th Anniversary, isn't that dick-shaped bongs?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (KnJdm)

549 Tucker likes to give Trump absolutely horrendous advice from time to time

I remember fairly recently, he (Tuck) was pushing the President to heat up an argument that the President had FOR ONCE wisely stayed calm and presidential for. it MADE NO SENSE.

now maybe Ace is right and he's a good guy and just clueless

but I would NEVER follow his advice. it's not good. his advice tends to run the gamut from lame to asinine to "let's jump off this cliff into a valley full of knives! whee!"

he led a very privileged and pampered life and I think that plays into it. it's a game to him. I dunno.

just something off with that guy.

so tonite he wanted Sidney Powell to come on his show and she said no. so he had a hissy fit like one my kids' bratty prep school friends would.

not terribly impressive, for the current King of Media (supposedly).

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (j9HX3)

550 I guess Tucker is the point man for Fox's "Operation Con the Rubes"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2020 11:09 PM (qAR6u)


.....

Yes, he has been selected as the "one of our own" emissary that will soon be telling us that we need to begin to accept the inevitable and rebuilding the Republican Party behind the Chamber of Commerce Neocons.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (dS2+x)

551 OMG, because my wife/girlfriend giving another guy a blow job is a deal breaker for me.

I'm weird like that.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)

old fashioned

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (zr5Kq)

552 Space travel's in my blood.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:10 PM (+fTAB)

Mine too.
Posted by: cosmic runner at November 19, 2020 11:11 PM (zr5Kq)

---------

Ditto. Now hand me that space pacifier.

Posted by: Space Fetus at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (wPVhA)

553 169 Sidney Powell said today we are at a 1775 moment.

She's not wrong but wow it was surreal to hear "Revolution Talk" like we've had here on the site be said in a televised press conference on behalf of the President.

I watched that too. I gained a stronger resolve from her statement,,.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2020 10:26 PM (iI6/F)
---------------------------------

I missed the press conference by Rudy, Powell, and the others but I tried to keep up with the gist of it while out & about. Wow, just wow.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 11:14 PM (oGBso)

554 544 Yes, of course he did. No, I have no idea if those crazy kids managed to make it work for the long haul.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2020 11:08 PM (t+qrx)

OMG, because my wife/girlfriend giving another guy a blow job is a deal breaker for me.

I'm weird like that.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)

It's not like they were kissing or anything...sheesh!

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 11:14 PM (BgMrQ)

555 OMG, because my wife/girlfriend giving another guy a blow job is a deal breaker for me.

I'm weird like that.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)
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Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!

Bewildered customer: In a row?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:14 PM (Uhu8A)

556 OMG, because my wife/girlfriend giving another guy a blow job is a deal breaker for me.

I'm weird like that.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

How many breakups have started out with the:

"But I did it for you!!" wail?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2020 11:14 PM (Rvt88)

557 Suuuure she is. This is just another one of your Machiavellian plots.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (nakwk)

Would I lie to you? *in a hurt tone of voice*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:14 PM (9hauA)

558
I've lived a (mostly) upright life

It's the parenthetical 'mostly' that is the most interesting thing, probably ever.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:14 PM (3P/5p)

559 Tulsa Tulane game turned into something awesome

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2020 11:14 PM (c6ma9)

560
Gruesome.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot

========

Gruesome. Cali is going on a statewide one-month lockdown if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia now 90% news-free! at November 19, 2020 11:14 PM (G51Gf)

561 adding comma to new sock

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 19, 2020 11:15 PM (G51Gf)

562 The Space Force song should be Space Truckin if no one else has suggested it yet.
Yeah yeah yeah space truckin

Posted by: alamogordo at November 19, 2020 11:15 PM (Dt7YJ)

563 Space travel's in my blood.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:10 PM (+fTAB)

Mine too.
Posted by: cosmic runner at November 19, 2020 11:11 PM (zr5Kq)

---------

Ditto. Now hand me that space pacifier.
Posted by: Space Fetus at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (wPVhA)


*eyes fetus gleefully

Posted by: baby Yoda at November 19, 2020 11:16 PM (zr5Kq)

564
"Okay, what should the Space Force song be?"

Countdown

https://youtu.be/KyA6VDdw9JY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 11:16 PM (63Dwl)

565 Hi Blonde Morticia! How are you doing?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:16 PM (9hauA)

566 OMG, because my wife/girlfriend giving another guy a blow job is a deal breaker for me.

I'm weird like that.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)

No kidding. That's a one way trip to the curb.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:16 PM (nakwk)

567 These are the first soldiers to graduate from basic training rocking the Army's new 'pink and greens' uniform


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Whiskey Tango Alpha Foxtrot? The first photo is a bunch of "soldiers" wearing masks?


Jeebus, just shoot me. This is like the stories I've heard about 1/3 of the Secret Service staying home because of the CCP virus.


So, you signed up to take a bullet for your country (or your POTUS), but you're terrified of a f*cking virus with a lethality rate of virtually zero for those with a normal immune system.


lol get faucied.

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 11:16 PM (WqPYg)

568 If there is an MVP for the POS Hall of Fame, he's it.

Gretchen Whitmer, with her hundreds murdered in nursing homes, says "Hold my Beer".

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 19, 2020 11:16 PM (USVXT)

569 557 Suuuure she is. This is just another one of your Machiavellian plots.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (nakwk)

Would I lie to you? *in a hurt tone of voice*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:14 PM (9hauA)

https://tinyurl.com/l96uoox

Annie Lennox for your listening pleasure.

Posted by: browndog at November 19, 2020 11:17 PM (BgMrQ)

570 I think John Williams should be commissioned to compose the Space Force theme song.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 19, 2020 10:54 PM (+U5Yr)



He already did. The Imperial Stormtrooper March.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 19, 2020 11:17 PM (ZSK0i)

571 OMG, because my wife/girlfriend giving another guy a blow job is a deal breaker for me.

I'm weird like that.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)

No kidding. That's a one way trip to the curb.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:16 PM (nakwk)

Trigglypuff would never do that to you.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:17 PM (9hauA)

572 Queen of Greenland? That's fricking awesome.

As is finding others who think this calm before the storm has a positive outcome.

Posted by: zeera I should be writing right now at November 19, 2020 11:17 PM (zUdXR)

573 {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

574 566
OMG, because my wife/girlfriend giving another guy a blow job is a deal breaker for me.



I'm weird like that.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 19, 2020 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)



No kidding. That's a one way trip to the curb.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:16 PM (nakwk)

For more weed? J/K.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 11:17 PM (KnJdm)

575 Hey Ladyl!

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 11:18 PM (RU4sa)

576 If you're willing to descent into the incredibly bizarre and often offputting world of Filk, there are many opportunities for Space Force themes. For example: "Rocket Rider's Prayer"
https://youtu.be/3WLE6FpAcVs

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:18 PM (FNA9s)

577 Well the Covid circles are getting smaller. Not too long ago I didn't know anyone who knew anyone who got it.
Then I didn't know anyone who had it.
Now a lot of people I know have had it, including my neighbor, who just told me she has it.

We figured we'd be exposed before the New Year. Now I'm just hoping to put it off until after Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2020 11:18 PM (z79tQ)

578 *Trying again*

Hi SMH! How are you doing?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:18 PM (9hauA)

579 Space Trucking for sure

Posted by: zeera I should be writing right now at November 19, 2020 11:18 PM (zUdXR)

580 Today is a good day to remove HotAir (& Allahpundit) from my bookmarks.

https://tinyurl.com/y58tm3mv

Posted by: Ranten N. Raven at November 19, 2020 11:18 PM (8YAVU)

581 Trigglypuff would never do that to you.


It's the 'that' what needs a bit of definition.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (3P/5p)

582 572 Queen of Greenland? That's fricking awesome.

As is finding others who think this calm before the storm has a positive outcome.
Posted by: zeera I should be writing right now at November 19, 2020 11:17 PM (zUdXR)

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FUN FACT: The Vikings held out on Greenland for less than a hundred years, and they were a little tougher that most American suburbanites.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (wPVhA)

583 Yay, Battle of tbe Planets theme!

https://youtu.be/RPXgdixz1qE

Boy does that bring back plopping on the old couch at age 6.

Space Force, fuck vaccines and get to work on that Fiery Phoenix!

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (5myrT)

584 No kidding. That's a one way trip to the curb.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:16 PM (nakwk)

Trigglypuff would never do that to you.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:17 PM (9hauA)

Getting her to the curb would take earthmoving equipment.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (nakwk)

585 Trigglypuff would never do that to you.


It's the 'that' what needs a bit of definition.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (3P/5p)

give him a blowjob

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (zr5Kq)

586 Trigglypuff would never do that to you.


It's the 'that' what needs a bit of definition.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (3P/5p)

give him a blowjob
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (zr5Kq)

No. Give a drug dealer one to score drugs for Insom.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:20 PM (9hauA)

587 Today is a good day to remove HotAir (& Allahpundit) from my bookmarks.

https://tinyurl.com/y58tm3mv
Posted by: Ranten N. Raven at November 19, 2020 11:18 PM (8YAVU)
+++++++++++++
What an asshole.

Actual content: "The vote has been hopelessly corrupted and cannot be fixed. We're going to court to prove it, but we suspect that the legislators will have stop in to deal with this huge problem in a constitutional manner if it turns out, as we expect it will, that vote cannot be redeemed or fixed."

AllahPundit: "Trump's team wants legislators to execute a coup for him."

I'll repeat: what an asshole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:21 PM (FNA9s)

588 Getting her to the curb would take earthmoving equipment.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (nakwk)

That's no way to talk about your newly decreed fiancee.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:21 PM (9hauA)

589 We Built This City is a fun song. Yes, the lyrics are garbage - yeah, I know, Grace Slick is a legend, White Rabbit, Somebody To Love, blah blah. People say it's the worst song ever - not even in the bottom 100. I'd listen to it on repeat for 24 hours before listening to Broken Wings once.

I'd say it's not even the worst Starship song.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:21 PM (icI8A)

590 @zenxv
If I was @jack I'd consider pulling the plug on Twitter for a few months cos what's about to go down is going to be historic, may start wars, and is going to see a lot of good people on both sides face jail time or go missing. No fair fight to be had here.

Posted by: She talks tougher than Sidney at November 19, 2020 11:21 PM (BBWrU)

591 No. Give a drug dealer one to score drugs for Insom.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:20 PM (9hauA)

so, she would give him blowjob ?

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:21 PM (zr5Kq)

592 See there you go. "blowjobs"

Pronouns are just too fucking mysterious. Can we just agree to say the thing?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:22 PM (3P/5p)

593 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?


________



"The Cosmos Rocks" by Queen (post-Freddy) + Paul Rodgers

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 11:22 PM (WqPYg)

594
This old cartoon is all kinds of cool wackiness:

https://youtu.be/wobYjAKmLuc?t=44

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 19, 2020 11:22 PM (Ep6o7)

595 That's no way to talk about your newly decreed fiancee.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:21 PM (9hauA)
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Since you're a monarchy, your majesty, perhaps you can answer a hypothetical. If Trigglypuff were to marry, would anyone take advantage of Prima Nocta?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:22 PM (FNA9s)

596 so, she would give him blowjob ?
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:21 PM (zr5Kq)

She might, but then she would run the risk of swallowing him whole. And the next time we would see Insom would be as a partially digested heap in a Greenland outhouse. Not a pleasant prospect.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA)

597 Pronouns are just too fucking mysterious. Can we just agree to say the thing?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:22 PM (3P/5p)

"the thing" is like the "that" . who knows what it is.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:23 PM (zr5Kq)

598 Greetings:

"Space Cowboys". ???

Posted by: 11B40 at November 19, 2020 11:23 PM (evgyj)

599 I mean, you're telling me "Sara" is a better song than "We Built This City"?

I'd accept "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" - Oscar-nominated, at that!

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:23 PM (icI8A)

600 Since you're a monarchy, your majesty, perhaps you can answer a hypothetical. If Trigglypuff were to marry, would anyone take advantage of Prima Nocta?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:22 PM (FNA9s)

When I have brought this up, strangely, there was silence, and someone quickly changed the subject.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:24 PM (9hauA)

601 She might, but then she would run the risk of swallowing him whole. And the next time we would see Insom would be as a partially digested heap in a Greenland outhouse. Not a pleasant prospect.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA)

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Rumor has it that lawyer scat stinks especially bad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 11:24 PM (wPVhA)

602 And the next time we would see Insom would be as a partially digested heap in a Greenland outhouse. Not a pleasant prospect.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA)

That's not exactly the end I envisioned...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:24 PM (nakwk)

603 Rumor has it that lawyer scat stinks especially bad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 11:24 PM (wPVhA)

So I have been told. So I have been told.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:24 PM (9hauA)

604 I would have to say the worst is Pritzger, he turned his state into
a prison, he moved his family to a free state, Florida, he flys back
and forth to see them whenever he can, all the while blasting GOP
Governors for their response while boasting some of the worst stats in
the MW.
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And when he and his lumpy family of tax cheats aren't in the free state of Florida, they are in the other free state of Wisconsin, where they own 2 properties - a horse farm that he once claimed with a straight face he had to go spend time at to "farm" and a huge Lake Geneva estate right on the water. Looks like a hotel it's so huge, with several million dollars worth of boats at the docks.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 11:25 PM (oGBso)

605 When I have brought this up, strangely, there was silence, and someone quickly changed the subject.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:24 PM (9hauA)
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Huh. And you accept silence from your advisers? Benevolent dictatrix, indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:25 PM (FNA9s)

606 And don't tell me a band is legendary just because they played Woodstock. Fucking Sha-Na-Na played Woodstock.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:25 PM (icI8A)

607 Huh. And you accept silence from your advisers? Benevolent dictatrix, indeed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:25 PM (FNA9s)

Well, to be fair, I gave a special dispensation for this particular topic, as you can imagine.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:26 PM (9hauA)

608 And finally, as I'm unloading, the topic of Tommy Lasorda.

I'm reminded of some talk radio bit in Chicagoland in the 90's where they were discussing him and happened to mention that he was ever so slightly profane. Then they played a quote:

"That guy couldn't hit fucking water with a fucking baseball bat if he fell out of a fucking boat!"

You don't say...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 19, 2020 11:26 PM (ZSK0i)

609 *air drops a pallet of flour to Insomniac*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2020 11:26 PM (lhRKt)

610 And don't tell me a band is legendary just because they played Woodstock. Fucking Sha-Na-Na played Woodstock.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:25 PM (icI8A)
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Hey, Sha-Na-Na still gets radio play. More legendary than I am.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:26 PM (FNA9s)

611 And the next time we would see Insom would be as a partially digested heap in a Greenland outhouse.

You know there was an actual ONT thread where a Greenland shark had this ending. Rotten shark is a delicacy, apparently.



True story.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:26 PM (3P/5p)

612 Just chiming in to say...


SPACE FORCE!

Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 11:26 PM (ojwvu)

613 Rumor has it that lawyer scat stinks especially bad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 11:24 PM (wPVhA)

Only some of us act like it doesn't stink.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:26 PM (nakwk)

614 You know there was an actual ONT thread where a Greenland shark had this ending. Rotten shark is a delicacy, apparently.



True story.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:26 PM (3P/5p)

Hakarl. And it's an Iceland thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:27 PM (nakwk)

615 Wait. What's wrong with Sha Na Na?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 11:27 PM (wPVhA)

616 ""That guy couldn't hit fucking water with a fucking baseball bat if he fell out of a fucking boat!"

You don't say...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 19, 2020 11:26 PM (ZSK0i)"

I believe that clip is linked - the "that guy" is Kurt Bevacqua. He calls him a cocksucker too.

Also, ask Lasorda what he thinks of Kingman's performance.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:27 PM (icI8A)

617 "Okay, what should the Space Force song be?



Klaatu's Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft

https://youtu.be/jJ4IUjjVfng"

That's too much!! Someone else who knows them. So is the commander known affectionately as Sir Rugglesby?

Posted by: JEM1 at November 19, 2020 11:27 PM (V6xwG)

618 Fucking Sha-Na-Na played Woodstock.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:25 PM (icI8A)

Didn't they have a TV show? I think they used to show it in deepest darkest Africa when I was a kid. I really liked it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (9hauA)

619 Wait. What's wrong with Sha Na Na?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 11:27 PM (wPVhA)


Too repetitious.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (zr5Kq)

620 Hakarl. And it's an Iceland thing.

Posted by: Insomniac



I guess the Greenland shark didn't know the difference.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (3P/5p)

621 You know there was an actual ONT thread where a Greenland shark had this ending. Rotten shark is a delicacy, apparently
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My personal theory is that Icelanders only still make that stuff in order to goad drunken tourists into eating it.

Hey, it's dark for a long time in winter. You gotta do something for entertainment.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (Uhu8A)

622 I'm thinking Trigglypuff is up for anything that ends in a free meal.

She'd definitely go full Mike Tyson on you and eat your children.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (dS2+x)

623 Nite all, work beckons tomorrow. Has anyone heard from Slap? I called, no response.

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (OVGnc)

624 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?


________



"The Cosmos Rocks" by Queen (post-Freddy) + Paul Rodgers
Posted by: ShainS

Electric Eye

Posted by: Jean at November 19, 2020 11:29 PM (jd96/)

625 "Wait. What's wrong with Sha Na Na?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 19, 2020 11:27 PM (wPVhA)"

Nothing. I just don't think they're considered, like, rock royalty. I have nothing against Jon Bauman, who is also a Member of the Tribe.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:29 PM (icI8A)

626 Didn't they have a TV show? I think they used to show it in deepest darkest Africa when I was a kid. I really liked it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (9hauA)

Wait...deepest darkest Africa has TV?

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:29 PM (KuT6N)

627 620 Hakarl. And it's an Iceland thing.

Posted by: Insomniac


I guess the Greenland shark didn't know the difference.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (3P/5p)

Greenland shark do doo do doo do doo
Greenland shark do doo do doo do doo
Greenland shark do doo do doo do doo
Greenland shark

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:29 PM (nakwk)

628 >>> Space Force, fuck vaccines and get to work on that Fiery Phoenix!
Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (5myrT)


NASA has pretty much already nailed entering that maneuver. Turning off Fiery Phoenix? Not so much with the turning off part.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 19, 2020 11:29 PM (l6b3d)

629 Widespread Panic Space Cowboy is never disappointing

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:29 PM (+fTAB)

630 Good night farmer!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:30 PM (9hauA)

631 626 Didn't they have a TV show? I think they used to show it in deepest darkest Africa when I was a kid. I really liked it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (9hauA)

Wait...deepest darkest Africa has TV?
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:29 PM (KuT6N)

Dr. Livingstone brought it over with him.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:30 PM (nakwk)

632 Have i been voted off th island yet?

I don't want to play no mo!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 19, 2020 11:30 PM (0OmEj)

633 Sha Na Na has one of the best songs on the entire Grease soundtrack:

https://youtu.be/XNSiY1G_z6E

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

634 Space Force Theme? Obviously Yes's "Starship Trooper."

I'm doing my part!!

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:30 PM (icI8A)

635 623 Nite all, work beckons tomorrow. Has anyone heard from Slap? I called, no response.
Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2020 11:28 PM (OVGnc)

Rest well.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:30 PM (nakwk)

636 Wait...deepest darkest Africa has TV?
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:29 PM (KuT6N)

The entire village shared a single black and white TV. In the 90s.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:30 PM (9hauA)

637
Dodgers legend Tommy Lasorda hospitalized with heart issues


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Wow, grew up in Vegas and our "local" team was the Dodgers with Vin Scully doing the radio and TV simulcast. Loved Tommy Lasorda.


Am I the only moron surprised that he's still alive ... especially after having eaten all that pasta over his lifetime?


I'm old enough to remember when the entire NL All-Star lineup consisted of pretty much only Dodgers and Reds (the good kind).

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (WqPYg)

638 580 Today is a good day to remove HotAir (& Allahpundit) from my bookmarks.

https://tinyurl.com/y58tm3mv
Posted by: Ranten N. Raven at November 19, 2020 11:18 PM (8YAVU)

Not clicking on link, just gonna crow that I haven't been there for ages.

And I hope Allapundit gets doxxed. If drawing the prophet is verboden and worth losing a head, what is openly mocking worth?

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (Ojki1)

639
Fucking Sha-Na-Na played Woodstock.
Posted by: Broseidon


And they had their own TV show that lasted four seasons.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0075581

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (63Dwl)

640 chique: yes, She Na Na had a syndicated TV show.
I still remember it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

641 Eloy - The Flash

https://youtu.be/-xDuZFmUz0g


Headphones required.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (KnJdm)

642 That thing about greatest song is a joke right?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (22mNy)

643 @JudicialWatch 8h

Judicial Watch announced that a September 2020 study revealed that 353 U.S. counties had 1.8M more registered voters than eligible voting-age citizens.

In other words, the registration rates of those counties exceeded 100% of eligible voters.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (CZm2G)

644 Take a chicken breast and soak it ammonia.

Eat it.


Congratulations you're an Icelander.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (3P/5p)

645 chique: yes, She Na Na had a syndicated TV show.
I still remember it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

Thanks. I thought so.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (9hauA)

646 581 Trigglypuff would never do that to you.


It's the 'that' what needs a bit of definition.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:19 PM (3P/5p)

I'm guessing oral, cause an emancipated woman like her is careful of what she puts in her mouth.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (Ojki1)

647 And they had their own TV show that lasted four seasons.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0075581
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (63Dwl)
+++++++++++
There ya go, Chique!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (FNA9s)

648 I'm old enough to remember when the entire NL All-Star lineup consisted of pretty much only Dodgers and Reds (the good kind).

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (WqPYg)


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Crap ... should have said "entire NL STARTING lineup" -- I must not be drinking enough.

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (WqPYg)

649 636 Wait...deepest darkest Africa has TV?
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:29 PM (KuT6N)

The entire village shared a single black and white TV. In the 90s.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:30 PM (9hauA)

It was actually a wooden box they made as a hand puppet stage, but they called it a TV.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (nakwk)

650 Look the space force theme song should be Hail to the Chief, becuase whenever that song plays our enemies flee in terror.

Democrat, Chinese, Alien, doesn't matter

Posted by: pmurT at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (ojwvu)

651
Space Force theme?

At the Summit, from the Alpine Symphony of Richard Strauss

https://youtu.be/Zj3Tbca7XHo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (mht8P)

652 Biden wins Georgia by 12,284 after audited hand count.[\b]

Bwahahaha

Posted by: President One Term Sook at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (t1+rj)

653 The food I had in Iceland last year was unexpectedly good.

I also like the weird pickled herring and was excited to see there was cod liver oil at breakfast.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (9hauA)

654 Another old classic show was the game show, Liar's Club.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

655 I've seen several online polls where "We Built This City" is rated as the worst rock song of all time. I don't have an opinion on just how bad it is, just that it sucks.

Posted by: Jim S. at November 19, 2020 11:33 PM (ynUnH)

656 Space Wranglet

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:33 PM (+fTAB)

657 602 And the next time we would see Insom would be as a partially digested heap in a Greenland outhouse. Not a pleasant prospect.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:23 PM (9hauA)

That's not exactly the end I envisioned...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:24 PM (nakwk)

But it is soooo 2020.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:34 PM (Ojki1)

658 Another old classic show was the game show, Liar's Club.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
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I loved that show. Dick Gautier and Dick Shawn were absolute hoots.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:34 PM (Uhu8A)

659 Born to be Wild, duh.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at November 19, 2020 11:34 PM (7gFzd)

660 "audited hand count"

AKA jacking off while getting paid to count the same illegitimate and falsified Biden ballots for the second time.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:35 PM (3P/5p)

661 Okay, what should the Space Force song be?


________



The Wifey nominates "Surfing with the Alien" by Joe Satriani.


BTW, Rick Beato does a FANTASTIC interview with Mr. Satriani on his YouTube channel if you're interested.

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 11:35 PM (WqPYg)

662 It was actually a wooden box they made as a hand puppet stage, but they called it a TV.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (nakwk)

How did you know?!


On a more serious note: I think a rude moron on a thread a few weeks ago insinuated that I liked theater because I was too poor to have a TV when I was growing up.

That wasn't as bad as the drunken moron who made fun of my toes for apparently being too short.

I don't know how to handle all the compliments, LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:35 PM (9hauA)

663 659 Born to be Wild, duh.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at November 19, 2020 11:34 PM (7gFzd)

Hey Tammy!

I think Magic Carpet Ride would be a good choice if we're going with Steppenwolf.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:35 PM (nakwk)

664 Born to be Wild, duh.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at November 19, 2020 11:34 PM (7gFzd)
++++++++++++
My oldest brother (this story is a hand-me-down from my folks - it was before my birth) apparently once heard this on the radio in the car with my mom and started singing along.

As "born to vile."

No further comment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:35 PM (FNA9s)

665 R

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:36 PM (+fTAB)

666 "Crap ... should have said "entire NL STARTING lineup" -- I must not be drinking enough.
Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (WqPYg)"

One year of the Big Red Machine, the ENTIRE starting All-Star lineup was just the Cincy Reds.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:36 PM (icI8A)

667 That wasn't as bad as the drunken moron who made fun of my toes for apparently being too short.
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I would defend your toes to the death.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:36 PM (Uhu8A)

668 "We Built This City" was an upbeat piece of pop music to play on the jukebox in 1985 when you are 17 years old and bussing tables at 1 a.m.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 19, 2020 11:37 PM (d/85V)

669 Would you mock me mercilessly if I confessed I don't know most of these songs?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:37 PM (9hauA)

670 Dodgers legend Tommy Lasorda hospitalized with heart issues


_________




Wow,
grew up in Vegas and our "local" team was the Dodgers with Vin Scully
doing the radio and TV simulcast. Loved Tommy Lasorda.


Am I the only moron surprised that he's still alive ... especially after having eaten all that pasta over his lifetime?


I'm old enough to remember when the entire NL All-Star lineup consisted of pretty much only Dodgers and Reds (the good kind).

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (WqPYg)

he used to do the slim fast commercials. I don't blame him for the pasta, for every Lasorda, there is a Jim Flick. People see what they want to see and gleen information they want to gleen. BTW, is gleen a word? I get a typo there, maybe it is gleem.

From what I hear, properly made pasta is safe enough. There is no one answer really. Some can eat a lot of carbs and other can not. For proof I offer up Asia.

I agree the old school Dodgers, Reds, and Yankees were the best of the best. They were all stars and acted the part. Much of this is like movies. The ones that hit home with you are the ones that hit you at a certain age. At least that is my experience.

When I think of the old school Dodgers like Garvey, Cey, Baker, Lopes, et al, I think of the real joy of baseball. Today it is mostly meh for me.

Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 11:37 PM (ZbBR3)

671 I believe that clip is linked - the "that guy" is Kurt Bevacqua. He calls him a cocksucker too.

Also, ask Lasorda what he thinks of Kingman's performance.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:27 PM (icI8A)



Heh.

After flogging my brain cells, I did finally remember it was the Kevin Matthews show that played the clip. Fond memories of Kev, Dorothy and Jimmy Shorts.

"Hey Jimmy, how long have we been on the air?"

"Long enough to suck."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (ZSK0i)

672 Denmark mink update...no, this has nothing to do with otters.
So when we last left this story, which I feel is another good example of commie overreach, various ministers in Denmark had insisted on the destruction of 17 million mink, because they might harbor a novel coronavirus that could be dangerous to humans.
So, at least 10 million mink were destroyed, of course destroying the industry etc. News from early in the week was that this destruction was forced on the farmers illegally.
Now, the latest news, is that the Prime Minister of Denmark knew this was an illegal move. So...things are hotting up in Denmark. A health minister or something or other has resigned. If the people of Denmark were sane, they would force the Prime Minister to resign.
And...just as I said earlier in the week. Guess what? The farmers were told, if you do not kill all your animals voluntarily, we will kill them anyway, and you will not get any of the money we are promising you and your destroyed industry.

Posted by: MikeM at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (OqsNP)

673 No Chique, I don't expect you to know early 70s progressive rock.

Nor is it Yes's best song - not even the best song on that particular album.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (icI8A)

674 Yes, he has been selected as the "one of our own" emissary that will soon be telling us that we need to begin to accept the inevitable and rebuilding the Republican Party behind the Chamber of Commerce Neocons.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2020 11:13 PM (dS2+x)
=============

So Tucker is going to herd us all back to the GOPe with the filth at the Lincoln Project and all the other nevertrumpers?

Never.

Those backstabbing buckets of drool are the Washington Generals of the Democrap party. And Faux News is theirs forever. Will never watch again.

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (oGBso)

675 Glean.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (Uhu8A)

676 I would defend your toes to the death.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:36 PM (Uhu8A)

I appreciate this, sir.

It was puzzling and at the same time, kind of hilarious. I had always thought my toes were normal, and then I looked down at them and thought, maybe he has a point? But there was no need to tell me!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (9hauA)

677 That wasn't as bad as the drunken moron who made fun of my toes for apparently being too short.

I don't know how to handle all the compliments, LOL.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:35 PM (9hauA)

Simply decree that your toes are the Royal Standard and all others' toes shall henceforth be extended, or shortened, accordingly.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (nakwk)

678 669 Would you mock me mercilessly if I confessed I don't know most of these songs?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:37 PM (9hauA)

If we do it is because for a number of them we envy your state of blissful lack of knowledge of them.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

679 660
"audited hand count"

AKA jacking off while getting paid to count the same illegitimate and falsified Biden ballots for the second time.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:35 PM (3P/5p)


__________


BREAKING: 1,250,000 Blow-Up Dolls Requested Mail-In Ballots in Georgia -- And All Voted for Hunter Biden (but were counted as having voted for Joe Biden). #OrangeManBad

Posted by: ShainS at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (WqPYg)

680 669 Would you mock me mercilessly if I confessed I don't know most of these songs?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:37 PM (9hauA)

Define "mercilessly."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (nakwk)

681 660.....

There was no audit. They didn't check signatures, remove incorrectly filled out ballots, etc. And yet, they still found nearly 12,000 unaccounted for votes, most of which went for Trump. But nothing to see here.

Posted by: PacosMojo at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (I020p)

682 I have been to Iceland. Yes the girls are haaawwwwwt.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (22mNy)

683 Actual content: "The vote has been hopelessly
corrupted and cannot be fixed. We're going to court to prove it, but we
suspect that the legislators will have stop in to deal with this huge
problem in a constitutional manner if it turns out, as we expect it
will, that vote cannot be redeemed or fixed."



AllahPundit: "Trump's team wants legislators to execute a coup for him."



I'll repeat: what an asshole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:21 PM (FNA9s)


Apparently, AP never read the Constitution. Does he have comments turned off like yahoo/CNN/ CBS/NBC/every other left wing echo chamber?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (946rW)

684 Was at 7-Eleven earlier today, and *shocked* when I found they had no 2-liters left of Mtn Dew.

"They've got to have 2-liters of Mtn Dew," I thought. "This is 7-Eleven. It's the law!" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

685 scruffy the cat: moons of jupiter

https://youtu.be/Qhy6SZf_3Gk

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (5br8a)

686 Okay, you lovely reprobates, it is time for me to get to bed. Big job interview tomorrow and I want my beauty sleep (it's the fifth of five - one more gauntlet to survive!)!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (FNA9s)

687 Simply decree that your toes are the Royal Standard and all others' toes shall henceforth be extended, or shortened, accordingly.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (nakwk)

Brilliant!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (9hauA)

688 I have been to Iceland. Yes the girls are haaawwwwwt.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (22mNy)


Hawt enough to... melt the ice?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

689
One year of the Big Red Machine, the ENTIRE starting All-Star lineup was just the Cincy Reds.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:36 PM (icI8A)

_________

*polite cough*

That happened in 1957, when Cincinnati fans stuffed the ballots for the Reds. After that, MLB went back to managers, coaches and players choosing the starters.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (mht8P)

690 686 Okay, you lovely reprobates, it is time for me to get to bed. Big job interview tomorrow and I want my beauty sleep (it's the fifth of five - one more gauntlet to survive!)!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (FNA9s)

Break a leg!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (nakwk)

691 Space Wrangler is a great tune

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (+fTAB)

692 If we do it is because for a number of them we envy your state of blissful lack of knowledge of them.
Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (9hauA)

693 675 Glean.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (Uhu8A)

ahh!

Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (ZbBR3)

694
FUN FACT: The Vikings held out on Greenland for less than a hundred years, and they were a little tougher that most American suburbanites.
Posted by: Cicero
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Ahhh, but we have global worming going for us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2020 11:41 PM (830x5)

695 Okay, you lovely reprobates, it is time for me to get to bed. Big job interview tomorrow and I want my beauty sleep (it's the fifth of five - one more gauntlet to survive!)!


Belch.

Good luck!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 19, 2020 11:41 PM (ZSK0i)

696 Good night and good luck, Joe Mannix!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:41 PM (9hauA)

697 I wouldn't trust a damn soul out there who relishes the coming unpleasantness.

But that's just me.

Still, what has to be done must be done.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2020 11:41 PM (oAY8z)

698 chique!!!

Sorry, was afk.

Posted by: SMH at November 19, 2020 11:41 PM (RU4sa)

699
he led a very privileged and pampered life and I think that plays into it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid

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Is that why Rush calls him "Chatsworth Osborne, Junior"? Aside from his appearance, that is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 19, 2020 11:41 PM (G51Gf)

700 The space force song: Holst Mars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 19, 2020 11:41 PM (USVXT)

701 Okay, you lovely reprobates, it is time for me to get to bed. Big job interview tomorrow and I want my beauty sleep (it's the fifth of five - one more gauntlet to survive!)!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (FNA9s)

Whoo, good luck!

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:42 PM (KuT6N)

702 645 chique: yes, She Na Na had a syndicated TV show.
I still remember it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

Thanks. I thought so.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:32 PM (9hauA)

Fun fact: Bowser from Sha Na Na went to Columbia University as an undergrad.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2020 11:42 PM (QhOG6)

703 *polite cough*

That happened in 1957, when Cincinnati fans stuffed the ballots for the Reds. After that, MLB went back to managers, coaches and players choosing the starters.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (mht8P)

Hey, only wez gets to do dat!

Posted by: Chicago at November 19, 2020 11:42 PM (Ojki1)

704 Simply decree that your toes are the Royal Standard and all others' toes shall henceforth be extended, or shortened, accordingly.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (nakwk)

Brilliant!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (9hauA)
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Erm...I have prehensile toes...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:42 PM (Uhu8A)

705 SMH, no worries!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:42 PM (9hauA)

706 Glean.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:38 PM (Uhu8A)

Yes. There is a brand of combine harvester called "Gleaner".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 11:43 PM (HQ2+3)

707 Fun fact: Bowser from Sha Na Na went to Columbia University as an undergrad.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2020 11:42 PM (QhOG6)

And then did a stint as Mario's archenemy.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:43 PM (nakwk)

708 FUN FACT: The Vikings held out on Greenland for less than a hundred years, and they were a little tougher that most American suburbanites.
Posted by: Cicero
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Ahhh, but we have global worming going for us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2020 11:41 PM (830x5)
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So did they.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:43 PM (Uhu8A)

709
I wouldn't trust a damn soul out there who relishes the coming unpleasantness.

But that's just me.

Still, what has to be done must be done.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

=========

I don't relish the upcoming unpleasantness AT ALL. One demonstration of what Americans are capable of doing to each other is enough (first Civil War).

I relish the victory.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia, now 90% news-free! at November 19, 2020 11:43 PM (G51Gf)

710 697 I wouldn't trust a damn soul out there who relishes the coming unpleasantness.

But that's just me.

Still, what has to be done must be done.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2020 11:41 PM (oAY8z)

I don't think it is relish, I think it is just sad determination that this has got to be fixed or watch the world fall for a second time to a dark ages.

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:44 PM (Ojki1)

711 https://youtu.be/pp1e505TBHI

^^^Classic Space Weed scene from TPB.

Good night y'all!!!

Posted by: logprof at November 19, 2020 11:44 PM (5myrT)

712 Simply decree that your toes are the Royal Standard and all others' toes shall henceforth be extended, or shortened, accordingly.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Oh great, an Imperial Brannock Device. Wait...I should buy futures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2020 11:44 PM (830x5)

713 @brithume
Not bad for a man critics say has had "no plan."

@marcthiessen
Operation Warp Speed is quite literally the greatest public health achievement of modern times. The fastest development and distribution of a vaccine for a novel virus in history. Say what you will about Trump's handling of the pandemic, he deserves credit for this.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 11:44 PM (CZm2G)

714 I have been to Iceland. Yes the girls are haaawwwwwt.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (22mNy)

Hawt enough to... melt the ice?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)
==============

Don't they all look like Bjorn?

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 11:44 PM (oGBso)

715 Fanfare For The Common Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2zurZig4L8

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at November 19, 2020 11:45 PM (AHq56)

716 So did they.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:43 PM (Uhu8A)

Until they didn't, anymore. After about a hundred years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 11:45 PM (HQ2+3)

717 So did they.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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Well, at first...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2020 11:45 PM (830x5)

718 Oh, I have to interview someone tomorrow. That means I have to look decent for the camera. Darn it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:45 PM (9hauA)

719 Don't they all look like Bjorn?



Bjork

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at November 19, 2020 11:45 PM (AHq56)

720 "Sidney Powell said today we are at a 1775 moment."

it was a little disturbing that she confirmed the "server" (or whatever data, devices) was collected in Frankfurt, but she was not sure if good guys or bad guys have it.


Gohmert's initial reaction was the bad guys (probably listening to his conversations) got to it after he recommended to Trump to get the info, (by just asking for it I think). Before he got it, the raid happened.


Other reports are the good guys got it, and kept Haspel and Wray out of the loop, and that it is also related to Kash Patel replacing Esper. Sounds good, but if Powell doesn't know who has it, I wonder if they did this op without even telling Trump. It all seems quite murky ... but vague rumors come out that Trump won big, confirmed by logs in this server.


One guess I have, the info flowed through Frankfurt (internet make that reasonable, if they wanted to operate out of the country for their own security) ... and since it is encrypted, it maybe could not be read by NSA. But if they get direct logs of who logged in, what changes were made on the fly to adjust votes, that could change everything.


Ballot counts are good for exposing fraud, unless they are naked ballots ... not tied to any signatures. So my prayer to sleep on tonight, is that the Frankfurt server has hard evidence, Trump won with 400+ electoral votes, AND we won the house, and five more Senate seats ... or whatever.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2020 11:45 PM (Cus5s)

721 If we are still looking for a space force theme, has anyone already suggested SPACE PANTS?

https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=MwpmqMnngRk

Posted by: Slash Buzz at November 19, 2020 11:45 PM (upm78)

722 Fanfare For The Common Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2zurZig4L8
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan
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Aaron Copeland?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2020 11:46 PM (pK7cg)

723 Don't they all look like Bjorn?
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 11:44 PM (oGBso)

I thought a number of them looked kind of sturdy and um, wholesome, but then I am a mere chick.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:46 PM (9hauA)

724 Copland.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2020 11:47 PM (pK7cg)

725 Iceland despite the name isnt really that cold. It has long ass winter nights but temps are about what you find in the Northern US in winter.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 11:47 PM (22mNy)

726 Aaron Copeland?

Yup. ELP.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at November 19, 2020 11:47 PM (AHq56)

727 I'm not accusing anyone here, in particular, of "relishing" the unpleasantness. But there's a lot of bluster out there.

entirely predictable.

what's coming won't be good and it won't be pretty

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2020 11:47 PM (oAY8z)

728 Bjorn Bjornsonsdotter

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:47 PM (nakwk)

729 Phish 2001 is very good

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2020 11:48 PM (+fTAB)

730 My dad served in the infantry in Europe during WW II, and mom always said pinks were the best looking uniform ever (and I've seen photos, dad was HOT)

Posted by: barbarausa at November 19, 2020 11:48 PM (W7IZQ)

731 Biden wins Georgia by 12,284 after audited hand count

It wasn't a hand count, they ran the ballots through the phony machines, the same way they did in the original count.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 19, 2020 11:48 PM (USVXT)

732 Iceland despite the name isnt really that cold. It has long ass winter nights but temps are about what you find in the Northern US in winter.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 11:47 PM (22mNy)


Helps being in the Gulf Stream.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 11:48 PM (HQ2+3)

733 Greenland is not green and Iceland is not icy.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2020 11:49 PM (zr5Kq)

734 Iceland despite the name isnt really that cold. It has long ass winter nights but temps are about what you find in the Northern US in winter.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 11:47 PM (22mNy)

I think it gets colder even here in PA in the winter. But they never actually get warm. I really liked it there, but I don't think I can handle summer temps that only go up to the 60s if you are lucky.

Speaking of which, my summer was stolen from me by the Rona, but I shall have a December summer in a warm clime.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:49 PM (9hauA)

735 I would imagine that such as might disrespect the Queen's Feet, will find themselves removed from Court by Royal Toe Truck?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2020 11:49 PM (QzJWU)

736 @732 ... Volcanoes. Lots and lots of them.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at November 19, 2020 11:49 PM (AHq56)

737 Half the fun of having feet is Procrustean shoes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 11:49 PM (63Dwl)

738 Helps being in the Gulf Stream.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 11:48 PM (HQ2+3)
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+ vulcanism.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:49 PM (Uhu8A)

739 Don't they all look like Bjorn?
Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 11:44 PM (oGBso)

I thought a number of them looked kind of sturdy and um, wholesome, but then I am a mere chick.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:46 PM (9hauA)
===============


Built for baby making?

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 11:50 PM (oGBso)

740 738 Helps being in the Gulf Stream.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 11:48 PM (HQ2+3)
-----------
+ vulcanism.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:49 PM (Uhu8A)

This is only logical.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:50 PM (nakwk)

741 That wasn't as bad as the drunken moron who made fun of my toes for apparently being too short.





Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:35 PM (9hauA)

You . . . have toes?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 11:50 PM (KnJdm)

742 Bjorn Bjornsonsdotter
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:47 PM (nakwk)

So apparently, Icelanders have to get their babies' names approved by some type of governmental body or something. And the way their names and surnames work is quite weird. I forget the details.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:50 PM (9hauA)

743 I would imagine that such as might disrespect the Queen's Feet, will find themselves removed from Court by Royal Toe Truck?

Jim
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I'm telling Muldoon...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2020 11:51 PM (pK7cg)

744 These were the number one hits for 1985
I don't think "We Built This City" is in the bottom three
I think "We Are the World", "A View to a Kill", and "Everything She Wants" are worse.

"Like a Virgin"
"I Want to Know What Love Is"
"Easy Lover"
"Careless Whisper"
"Can't Fight This Feeling"
"Material Girl"
"One More Night"
"We Are the World"
"Don't You (Forget About Me)"
"Everything She Wants"
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World"
"Heaven"
"Sussudio"
"A View to a Kill"
"Raspberry Beret"
"Everytime You Go Away"
"Shout"
"The Power of Love"
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
"Money for Nothing"
"Take On Me"
"Part-Time Lover"
"Miami Vice Theme"
"We Built This City"
"Separate Lives"
"Broken Wings"
"Say You, Say Me"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 19, 2020 11:51 PM (d/85V)

745 Hey Jim: how do chickens leave? They use the eggs-it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

746 Built for baby making?

Posted by: President-Elect Boots at November 19, 2020 11:50 PM (oGBso)

And farming.

My friend and I went to a "ball" with the locals - they were celebrating bringing the sheep back into their pens or something. It was fun.

We were the only black people there (she's a high school classmate) and this guy comes up to us and starts speaking Icelandic. It was hilarious. To be fair, he was seriously tipsy, but he was sweet.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (9hauA)

747 The Conan special on Greenland put me off the place. I know Conan is a Lefty and those type of shows are biased. But he is also a comedian. He had a hard time finding anyone who wanted to be light hearted or in the the joke. I would go Iceland over Greenland though I haven't been to either country. I did fly by Greenland and saw a crap load of ice.

Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (ZbBR3)

748 742 Bjorn Bjornsonsdotter
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:47 PM (nakwk)

So apparently, Icelanders have to get their babies' names approved by some type of governmental body or something. And the way their names and surnames work is quite weird. I forget the details.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:50 PM (9hauA)

Considering the names some people give their kids these days, I could almost be persuaded we should adopt such a system here.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (nakwk)

749 Might be mentioned above, I apologize.

I keep mentioning this about clickbait sites and paywall sites.

To get around this, not monetize assholes and get around paywalls, go to archive.today (archive.is). Some browsers block it, because it rocks. It is NOT malware or dangerous. They just want you to believe it.

Right click the link you want to go to, and "copy link".

Go to archive.is. Paste into the text box. about 80% of the time, it's already been archived by somebody else. If not, it takes about a minute to archive it.

You then have an ad free site that avoids paywalls and doesn't pay the assholes.

Here's an archive for the paywalled article above, it was already archived by somebody else:

https://archive.vn/aHVwh

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (8B6Ng)

750 You . . . have toes?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 19, 2020 11:50 PM (KnJdm)

There are rumors of it, but I'm keeping it secret.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (9hauA)

751
Iceland despite the name isnt really that cold. It has long ass winter nights but temps are about what you find in the Northern US in winter.
Posted by: Asshoes


And you can get to the centre of the earth from there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (63Dwl)

752 who makes fun of other's toes for being too short?

asshoes

that's who

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2020 11:53 PM (oAY8z)

753 Broken Wings by Mr Mister was pretty good.

I still want to know who Kyrie Eleison is, though. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

754 So apparently, Icelanders have to get their babies' names approved by some type of governmental body or something. And the way their names and surnames work is quite weird. I forget the details.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:50 PM (9hauA)
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AFAIK, it's all patronymics. Grim's son Grim would be Grim Grimsson, and his daughter Hela would be Hela Grimsdottir.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:53 PM (Uhu8A)

755 Joe Mannix, too funny!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at November 19, 2020 11:54 PM (7gFzd)

756 Considering the names some people give their kids these days, I could almost be persuaded we should adopt such a system here.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (nakwk)

You and me both. Sometimes, it irks me that it seems only hood black women get grief for the crazy names they give their children. (In my HBCU undergrad, there was a Latrina.) But white chicks can be just as crazy, including with innovative spellings of regular names.

Everyone sucks, basically.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:54 PM (9hauA)

757 Helps being in the Gulf Stream.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 11:48 PM (HQ2+3)
yes.

Posted by: F. Ross Johnson at November 19, 2020 11:54 PM (ZbBR3)

758 Someone above mentioned the UFO THEME for Space Force

Here is a cool version by Jet Swe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke2pIAWF8lE

Posted by: Slash Buzz at November 19, 2020 11:54 PM (upm78)

759 752 who makes fun of other's toes for being too short?

asshoes

that's who
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 19, 2020 11:53 PM (oAY8z)

All women's toes are glorious.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 19, 2020 11:55 PM (Ojki1)

760 During the great mortgage crisis of 2007-2010, while every other nation on the planet was trying to extend the pain, Iceland, to the contrary, took their painful remedy all at once, and came out of it just fine.
Better than we did.

Posted by: attila with the heartbreak of psoriasis at November 19, 2020 11:55 PM (w7KSn)

761 "Posted by: Chuck C at November 19, 2020 11:51 PM (d/85V)"

"We Are The World" is an atrocity. As is "Broken Wings."

There are some bangers on that list, though. Miami Vice Theme, Take On Me, Easy Lover, Careless Whisper.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:55 PM (icI8A)

762 Everyone sucks, basically.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:54 PM (9hauA)

I was watching a true crime show today and the victim what a white girl named Dystiny.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:55 PM (KuT6N)

763 AFAIK, it's all patronymics. Grim's son Grim would be Grim Grimsson, and his daughter Hela would be Hela Grimsdottir.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:53 PM (Uhu8A)

Yep, sounds familiar. It actually makes sense but if you are used to all children from the same father having the same last name, it's weird.

My mom said that when she was growing up, the heathens (literally, not a pejorative) called their parents by their first names!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:55 PM (9hauA)

764 I was watching a true crime show today and the victim what a white girl named Dystiny.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:55 PM (KuT6N)

Do they do this on purpose, or can they truly not spell?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:56 PM (9hauA)

765 Immigrants to Iceland used to have to take on an Icelandic name. That went away in the 90s I believe.

Men are all sons and women are all dotters as far as last names go. It is a wacky but cool place. I used to go every year for a weekend or two when I lived on the east coast. Not sure now but back in the day Reykjavik had a wild club scene. Lots of Americans and Brits/Euros would hit the scene on weekends.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 11:56 PM (22mNy)

766 762 Everyone sucks, basically.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:54 PM (9hauA)

I was watching a true crime show today and the victim what a white girl named Dystiny.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:55 PM (KuT6N)

She was a striper, yes?

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:56 PM (Ojki1)

767 What punk band was it that had that album,
"Everything Sucks"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

768 Man, I don't know about Iceland. Isn't it peopled entirely by giants?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 19, 2020 11:57 PM (4VafR)

769 All women's toes are glorious.
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at November 19, 2020 11:55 PM (Ojki1)

When I was in undergrad, waiting to catch a bus in Silver Spring MD, some black dude offered to suck my toes. (It was summer and my toes were showing.)

This is the kind of person that approaches me. Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:57 PM (9hauA)

770 I would go Iceland over Greenland though I haven't been to either country. I did fly by Greenland and saw a crap load of ice.
Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (ZbBR3)

The little chunk of Greenland that I saw when I was there was quite simply spectacular. Had a great view of Disko Island. Which is partly volcanic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 11:57 PM (HQ2+3)

771 @nypost 35m

Florida sheriff releases dashcam video of police shooting that killed 2 black teens

https://trib.al/zTjxdBT


Practices and procedures. If car #2 had pulled in behind the suspect vehicle it couldn't have driven off.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2020 11:58 PM (CZm2G)

772 She was a striper, yes?

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:56 PM (Ojki1)
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A...a striped bass?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 19, 2020 11:58 PM (Uhu8A)

773 Disko Island.

Home of Disko Stu.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 19, 2020 11:58 PM (4VafR)

774 She was a striper, yes?

Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 11:56 PM (Ojki1)

A prostitute, as a matter of fact. Who conducted her business in a meth house.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:59 PM (KuT6N)

775 I would go Iceland over Greenland though I haven't been to either country. I did fly by Greenland and saw a crap load of ice.

Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (ZbBR3)



The little chunk of Greenland that I saw when I was there was quite
simply spectacular. Had a great view of Disko Island. Which is partly
volcanic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 11:57 PM (HQ2+3)

I saw a bunch of glaciers. And they were beautiful.

Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2020 11:59 PM (ZbBR3)

776 >Yes, of course he did. No, I have no idea if those crazy kids managed to make it work for the long haul.

Narrator: They ...

Posted by: havelhavolim at November 19, 2020 11:59 PM (fLpTX)

777 I really liked Iceland. I wanted to go again this year, but we all know how that turned out.

Iceland Air were advertising a deal where you could stop for 7 days in Iceland on your way to another European destination for no extra cost. Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:59 PM (9hauA)

778 Man, I don't know about Iceland. Isn't it peopled entirely by giants?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 19, 2020 11:57 PM (4VafR)

They need to be in order to have really big glasses for the really big ice cubes. The bar tab must be epic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2020 11:59 PM (9Om/r)

779 Do they do this on purpose, or can they truly not spell?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:56 PM (9hauA)

Mostly on purpose, if you ask me. Oh, and my son dated a girl named Fantasia.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 12:00 AM (KuT6N)

780
I really liked Iceland. I wanted to go again this year, but we all know how that turned out.



Iceland Air were advertising a deal where you could stop for 7 days
in Iceland on your way to another European destination for no extra
cost. Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:59 PM (9hauA)

I remember that too.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:00 AM (ZbBR3)

781 Iceland.

If there's a problem, yo, they'll solve it.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:00 AM (4VafR)

782 Mostly on purpose, if you ask me. Oh, and my son dated a girl named Fantasia.
Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 12:00 AM (KuT6N)

Well, there's a very popular R&B singer Fantasia (she one one of the early American Idols) so I'm used to that name. But yeah.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:01 AM (9hauA)

783 A prostitute, as a matter of fact. Who conducted her business in a meth house.

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 19, 2020 11:59 PM (KuT6N)

Well if you're gonna fuck for meth you might as well not have a commute. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 12:01 AM (9Om/r)

784 682 I have been to Iceland. Yes the girls are haaawwwwwt.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (22mNy)

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They make me scream and shout..

Posted by: P. McCartney at November 20, 2020 12:01 AM (wPVhA)

785 Well if you're gonna fuck for meth you might as well not have a commute. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 12:01 AM (9Om/r)

LOL

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:01 AM (9hauA)

786
"They've got to have 2-liters of Mtn Dew," I thought. "This is 7-Eleven. It's the law!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)

Sometimes the 7-11 fountain dew is sweet, sweet nectar...we found such a place while doing work in Lansing...best dew ever

Posted by: Comrade Dude in MI at November 20, 2020 12:02 AM (SxBH1)

787 749, I went there, and the article ended at the paywall, as it does in the link you posted. Am I missing something?

In any event, I'll find out tomorrow as I'm headed to bed now.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 20, 2020 12:03 AM (V+bdf)

788 And last space force suggestions for now:

The Long Horizon, by The SG Sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVzcNZ-M5yU

And of course Fireball XL-5
(Which like UFO, was a Gerry Anderson show)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M26fZ4O9qus

Posted by: Slash Buzz at November 20, 2020 12:03 AM (upm78)

789 Immigrants to Iceland used to have to take on an Icelandic name.

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Todd?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:03 AM (wPVhA)

790 I don't want a commute for anything, spreading my cheeks for meth or otherwise.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:03 AM (4VafR)

791 756 Considering the names some people give their kids these days, I could almost be persuaded we should adopt such a system here.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2020 11:52 PM (nakwk)

You and me both. Sometimes, it irks me that it seems only hood black women get grief for the crazy names they give their children. (In my HBCU undergrad, there was a Latrina.) But white chicks can be just as crazy, including with innovative spellings of regular names.

Everyone sucks, basically.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:54 PM (9hauA)

True. And it crosses socioeconomic lines too. Plenty of Upper West Side twits give their kids dumb names.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:03 AM (nakwk)

792 Anyone looking for a good music player, check out Clementine. Free, open source, cross-platform.

www.clementine-player.org

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (KnJdm)

793 The only Icelander I ever met was doing his doctorate at Tulsa University. In all seriousness, with his wife standing right there, he said to me, "I love your ass, May I touch it?"

Neither his wife nor I was amused.

I promptly sat down and kept my untouched nether regions to the wall.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (kXoT0)

794 Gosh, I just got done watching Rudy's press conference, and I feel so much better. Trump has this in the bag. I sure would not get between Rudy or Sidney and their dinner plate tonight. Hoo-boy. They both got a serious mad on on our behalf.

We weren't hearing anything because they were very very busy. And now they are going to get very litigious. Indeed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (qQnCr)

795 Okay, so I'll repeat my contention from the other night - fite me fagits if you disagree.

The most *talented* rock band, per capita, was Yes in 1972 - Chris Squire, Jon Anderson, Rick Wakeman, Bill Bruford and Steve Howe.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (icI8A)

796 The little chunk of Greenland that I saw when I was there was quite
simply spectacular. Had a great view of Disko Island. Which is partly
volcanic.

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Is the volcanic side roped off?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (wPVhA)

797 True. And it crosses socioeconomic lines too. Plenty of Upper West Side twits give their kids dumb names.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:03 AM (nakwk)
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A friend of mine had a coworker named Yvonne. Her mother liked the look of the name, but had no idea how to pronounce it. So she was called why-VOH-nee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:05 AM (Uhu8A)

798 Neither his wife nor I was amused.

I promptly sat down and kept my untouched nether regions to the wall.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (kXoT0)


That is the perfect time to say, "Not only no, but hell no." And then slap his face and walk away.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2020 12:05 AM (qQnCr)

799 Bjorn McBjornface

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2020 12:05 AM (63Dwl)

800 True. And it crosses socioeconomic lines too. Plenty of Upper West Side twits give their kids dumb names.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:03 AM (nakwk)

It is at times like that when I wish men would keep their women in line. Because you know it's the women picking those ridiculous names.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:05 AM (9hauA)

801 Eloy - The Stranger

https://youtu.be/sXZN-xbF94k

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:06 AM (KnJdm)

802
The most *talented* rock band, per capita, was Yes in 1972 - Chris Squire, Jon Anderson, Rick Wakeman, Bill Bruford and Steve Howe.


Yeah, but the best dressed in 1972 was the Jackson 5.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:06 AM (4VafR)

803 [x] soap box
[x] ballot box
[ ] jury box
[ ] ammo box

Posted by: attila with the heartbreak of psoriasis at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (w7KSn)

804 The most *talented* rock band, per capita, was Yes
in 1972 - Chris Squire, Jon Anderson, Rick Wakeman, Bill Bruford and
Steve Howe.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (icI8A)

Good choice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (KnJdm)

805 Yes. There is a brand of combine harvester called "Gleaner".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2020 11:43 PM


Affectionately sometimes referred to as a "silver seeder" in the farming industry, on account of the paint color and accusations/calumnies about the relative performance of the threshing system.

Posted by: ptschett at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (zB+vL)

806 When I was in undergrad, waiting to catch a bus in Silver Spring MD, some black dude offered to suck my toes. (It was summer and my toes were showing.)

This is the kind of person that approaches me. Sigh.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:57 PM (9hauA)

Huh. I guess size didn't matter.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (nakwk)

807 #798

He was so drunk that he could barely stand.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (kXoT0)

808 800 True. And it crosses socioeconomic lines too. Plenty of Upper West Side twits give their kids dumb names.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:03 AM (nakwk)

It is at times like that when I wish men would keep their women in line. Because you know it's the women picking those ridiculous names.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:05 AM (9hauA)


We play a game listening to football games, or baseball for that matter. "What if we named our son..." whatever Boggle name comes up.

Mostly it means "Hi, I'm from the ghetto and it doesn't get any better."

Why horse collar your own kid with a name that screams "idiot?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (qQnCr)

809 Those are indeed nice, manly-looking uniforms.

Given the times, I'm surprised they didn't find some way to ponce it up. Good job, Army.


> The blueberry camo was fabulous!!

Was there ever any comprehensible explanation of just WHAT the fuck was up with that? What was the purpose? So that if you fell overboard they... wouldn't be able to see you?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (VikfB)

810 Yeah, but the best dressed in 1972 was the Jackson 5.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:06 AM (4VafR)

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I will see your Jackson 5 and raise you The DeFranco Family.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:08 AM (wPVhA)

811 The most *talented* rock band, per capita, was Yes
in 1972 - Chris Squire, Jon Anderson, Rick Wakeman, Bill Bruford and
Steve Howe.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (icI8A)

Good choice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (KnJdm)
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How about supergroups like Cream or The Traveling Wilburys?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:08 AM (Uhu8A)

812 Huh. I guess size didn't matter.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (nakwk)

*searching for appropriate emoji...*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:08 AM (9hauA)

813 Yeah, but the best dressed in 1972 was the Jackson 5.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:06 AM (4VafR)

A special mention goes out to Earth, Wind and Fire.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2020 12:08 AM (qQnCr)

814 Anyone looking for a good music player, check out Clementine. Free, open source, cross-platform.

www.clementine-player.org
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (KnJdm)

I would like to find something that would make it easy to record any streaming audio found on the internet. Used to be able to do that, but some DRM wobble they did broke that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 12:08 AM (HQ2+3)

815 I'mma argue that the Traveling Wiburys are more talented. Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, George Harrison, and Jeff Lynne.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (4VafR)

816 You and me both. Sometimes, it irks me that it seems
only hood black women get grief for the crazy names they give their
children. (In my HBCU undergrad, there was a Latrina.) But white chicks
can be just as crazy, including with innovative spellings of regular
names.



Everyone sucks, basically.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:54 PM (9hauA)

I have been told that rich white people and poor black people should not ever be allowed to name children.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (946rW)

817 How about supergroups like Cream or The Traveling Wilburys?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:08 AM (Uhu8A)

I am partial to Rush in that per capita talent category.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (KnJdm)

818 That wasn't as bad as the drunken moron who made fun of my toes for apparently being too short.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland


That's unfair. Taking it out on you, just because he's lack toes intolerant.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (P1f+c)

819 names my be our most reductionist left over. It is kind of dumb that young dimwhitties can name there kid anything and then they are stuck with the moniker for life. My suggestion is to at least give them a normal middle name that they can go by. Other than that, they should be able to swap it out easily when they reach a certain age.

They say kids can decide they are of another sex at three or four. But changing a name requires court papers and a whole rigamarole.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (ZbBR3)

820 I'm with Captain Obvious. The Wilburys fo sho.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (4VafR)

821 Traffic. Epic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (qQnCr)

822 > But white chicks can be just as crazy, including with innovative spellings of regular names.

Tifaneee.

Alexus.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (VikfB)

823 I would like to find something that would make it
easy to record any streaming audio found on the internet. Used to be
able to do that, but some DRM wobble they did broke that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 12:08 AM (HQ2+3)

I use audacity. You record the stream as it plays, and then can convert to MP3. There used to be a lot of clickbait malware sites that would do it. There are probably browser add-ons that will do it now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (KnJdm)

824 That's unfair. Taking it out on you, just because he's lack toes intolerant.
Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (P1f+c)
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Oh, my.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (Uhu8A)

825 There was a very nice 7th day Adventist guy in college called LaShawn, quite the gentleman. It was there I also discovered the spelling Antwan.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:11 AM (9hauA)

826 I am partial to Rush in that per capita talent category.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (KnJdm)

No shit man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 12:11 AM (9Om/r)

827 818
That wasn't as bad as the drunken moron who made fun of my toes for apparently being too short.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland



That's unfair. Taking it out on you, just because he's lack toes intolerant.



Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (P1f+c)

Nice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:11 AM (KnJdm)

828 Tifaneee.

Alexus.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (VikfB)

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Would you like to order a tiffany lamp?

Posted by: Alexa at November 20, 2020 12:11 AM (wPVhA)

829 But white chicks can be just as crazy, including with innovative spellings of regular names.

Tifaneee.

Alexus.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (VikfB)
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SanDeE*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:11 AM (Uhu8A)

830 Everyone sucks, basically.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:54 PM (9hauA)

I have been told that rich white people and poor black people should not ever be allowed to name children.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (946rW)


You really can't win, though. I named my son Thor. Before the damned movies.

Every time, they ask me to spell that.

I could have named him onomatopoeia if I was going to get that reaction.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2020 12:12 AM (qQnCr)

831 Jordyn.
Antwan.

I'm waiting for Meerie (Mary).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:12 AM (9hauA)

832 Jake Blues, Elwood Blues, Matt Guitar Murphy, Duck Dunn, Cab Calloway, etc... that was a pretty good group.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:12 AM (4VafR)

833 That's unfair. Taking it out on you, just because he's lack toes intolerant.



Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 12:09 AM (P1f+c)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:13 AM (9hauA)

834 I could have named him onomatopoeia if I was going to get that reaction.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2020 12:12 AM (qQnCr)

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Bam Bam?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:13 AM (wPVhA)

835 Yeah, I just can't listen to Michael Jackson or the Jackson 5. My home town is 20ish miles south of Gary, Indiana and it was common knowledge that Joe Jackson made those kids rehearse for hours and hours and if they missed a note or step, he'd beat them ferociously. I hear their songs and my brain hears screams.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:13 AM (kXoT0)

836 832 Jake Blues, Elwood Blues, Matt Guitar Murphy, Duck Dunn, Cab Calloway, etc... that was a pretty good group.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:12 AM (4VafR)


To be fair, they were on a mission from God.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2020 12:13 AM (qQnCr)

837 Ashl5y.

The five is silent.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:13 AM (4VafR)

838 812 Huh. I guess size didn't matter.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:07 AM (nakwk)

*searching for appropriate emoji...*
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:08 AM (9hauA)

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:13 AM (nakwk)

839 Michael Jackson could sing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 20, 2020 12:14 AM (+fTAB)

840 > But white chicks can be just as crazy, including with innovative spellings of regular names.

Tifaneee.

Alexus.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (VikfB)



Otto? Otto parts?

Here, kid, have a beer...

Posted by: Oly at November 20, 2020 12:14 AM (ZSK0i)

841 Is the volcanic side roped off?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (wPVhA)

I don't think so. On the north side of the island are the tumble-down remains of a coal mine, and the town that served it. I don't know if anybody lives there at all, now. The volcano is a cinder cone down near the shoreline. Probably postglacial, as I expect it would have been bulldozed away by glaciers had it been formed earlier.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 12:14 AM (HQ2+3)

842 We weren't hearing anything because they were very very busy. And now they are going to get very litigious. Indeed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (qQnCr)

Let us hope that they get very successfully litigious.


Deo volante

Posted by: Everyday Antarctic Explorer at November 20, 2020 12:14 AM (qyH+l)

843 > But white chicks can be just as crazy, including with innovative spellings of regular names.



Tifaneee.



Alexus.









Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (VikfB)

they have magazines that suggest baby names. there is a reason you get so many Hannah's, and such. You look at the lists, and you get tonnes of them. It has always struck me that people go for the exotic when the culture is the most mundane. But when they all do it at once, it is a tell.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:14 AM (ZbBR3)

844 Ashl5y.

The five is silent.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:13 AM (4VafR)

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LOL

I'd name my daughter this but she's already 30.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:15 AM (wPVhA)

845 Otto? Otto parts?



Here, kid, have a beer...

Posted by: Oly at November 20, 2020 12:14 AM (ZSK0i)

my name is Otto, it means eight - that guy from A fish called wanda.
I did know an Otto once. He was of legit German heritage.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (ZbBR3)

846 I will name my firstborn Shampayne.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (9hauA)

847 Quint means five.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (ZbBR3)

848 Best name I've heard of: La-a. Which, of course, is pronounced LaDasha.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (USVXT)

849 Best name I've heard of: La-a. Which, of course, is pronounced LaDasha.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (USVXT)

Legendary.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:17 AM (9hauA)

850 I will name my firstborn Shampayne.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (9hauA)
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Because they're not a real Payne?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:17 AM (Uhu8A)

851 Quint means five.


I thought it meant shark food.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy 🍺 at November 20, 2020 12:17 AM (ZSK0i)

852 Apparently, AP never read the Constitution. Does he have comments turned off like yahoo/CNN/ CBS/NBC/every other left wing echo chamber?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2020 11:39 PM (946rW)


Allah Peed used a couple of Gabe Malor tweets in his column. Now that brought up some memories. {SHUDDER}

One thing I'll say about this place, the new COBs are not the same as the old COBs, and I thank Gaia for that.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 12:17 AM (ldL4g)

853 846 I will name my firstborn Shampayne.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (9hauA)

Shampayne Room l'African

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (nakwk)

854 846 I will name my firstborn Shampayne.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (9hauA)

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I see siblings named Merlot, Reesling, Moscato and Night Train in her future.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (wPVhA)

855 My sister was working the intake desk in the ER one day and had to call people in. Next on the list was the name Shadynasty.

So she pages Shady Nasty to the desk. "Shady Nasty, please come to the intake desk"

A large ghettofabulous woman indignantly corrected her. "My name is Sha-dynasty"

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (4VafR)

856 I see siblings named Merlot, Reesling, Moscato and Night Train in her future.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (wPVhA)
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No Thunderbird?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (Uhu8A)

857 854 846 I will name my firstborn Shampayne.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (9hauA)

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I see siblings named Merlot, Reesling, Moscato and Night Train in her future.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (wPVhA

Cisco, Thunderbird and Ripple

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (nakwk)

858 Comrade Dude in MI, it was probably pure syrup. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (L2ZTs)

859 804 The most *talented* rock band, per capita, was Yes
in 1972 - Chris Squire, Jon Anderson, Rick Wakeman, Bill Bruford and
Steve Howe.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM (icI8A)

...

...

Posted by: Damn Yankees at November 20, 2020 12:19 AM (Ojki1)

860 Guy at work swore his school teacher sister had a student named Sh!thead pronounced Sha Thade. ! Is i

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:19 AM (kXoT0)

861 I use audacity. You record the stream as it plays, and then can convert to MP3. There used to be a lot of clickbait malware sites that would do it. There are probably browser add-ons that will do it now.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:10 AM (KnJdm)

I have Audacity. But if I am streaming something, the "record" button is grayed out. I used to use a little recorder app that had a screen that mimicked a cassette recorder. Record in that, and open it in audacity to edit the stream.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 12:19 AM (HQ2+3)

862 860 Guy at work swore his school teacher sister had a student named Sh!thead pronounced Sha Thade. ! Is i
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:19 AM (kXoT0)

Until I was 12 I thought my name was dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:20 AM (nakwk)

863 Another way to get around the pay walls of hostiles: copy the url and paste it into outline.com.
It usually works, though some pubs will block it.
Search engines: duckduckgo is okay, BUT it uses Google as ITS search engine. So the results are still filtered, though not as crudely.

Startpage.com is a Danish portal that has stronger privacy protection than duckduckgo. It won't save your search history even for itself, so if you're used to picking up where you left off, you have to deal with that, but that makes it more private.
Another option is Swisscows.com.
Android and Goolag collect EVERYTHING and surveil EVERYTHING you do and everywhere you go. You can't go dark by turning your cell off. Now they make them so you can't even remove the damn battery. It will still be tracking you.
Another heads-up: actually read the EULA of any website you go on. It will tell you that if you're using any "private" search engine, that engine will ASK the website not to track your activity -- it can't literally stop them, though. And the websites will generally affect to be "uncertain" that you really Intend for Them not to track you -- so they'll ignore the request and track you anyway.
So, kinda like wearing a kilt and just hoping they won't look up it. But most do.

Posted by: Beverly at November 20, 2020 12:20 AM (7N9W2)

864 My wife wanted a weird spelling for our daughters name. Once she was born and my wife was in recovery i told the nurse my version of the spelling. My wife thanks me now but she was a little upset at the time.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 20, 2020 12:20 AM (SScvq)

865 A large ghettofabulous woman indignantly corrected her. "My name is Sha-dynasty"

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (4VafR)


But was her name spelled with the hyphen like Le-a (Ledasha)?

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 12:20 AM (ldL4g)

866 Shampayne Room l'African
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (nakwk)


Eeeexcellent.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:20 AM (9hauA)

867 And of course, we're all marked for reading Ace. YOLO!

Posted by: Beverly at November 20, 2020 12:21 AM (7N9W2)

868 I see siblings named Merlot, Reesling, Moscato and Night Train in her future.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2020 12:18 AM (wPVhA

Don't forget my favorite child, Valyooraeet

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:21 AM (9hauA)

869 No dashes in Shadynasty. Spelled just like that.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:22 AM (4VafR)

870 Eloy - Metromania


https://youtu.be/YUtve4HPNJo

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:22 AM (KnJdm)

871 #862

I grew up thinking my name was Sherrykathypatti, but, then I got married and found out it was

Gawdammitsherry

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:22 AM (kXoT0)

872 864 My wife wanted a weird spelling for our daughters name. Once she was born and my wife was in recovery i told the nurse my version of the spelling. My wife thanks me now but she was a little upset at the time.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 20, 2020 12:20 AM (SScvq)

As a person with a name that was the most popular name over a 5 year period when I was born. I hate it. And if I have a child I'd do anything in my power for them to have something semi unique.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2020 12:22 AM (p40Pc)

873 As a person with a name that was the most popular name over a 5 year period when I was born. I hate it. And if I have a child I'd do anything in my power for them to have something semi unique.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2020 12:22 AM (p40Pc)
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How about Cuchulainn?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:23 AM (Uhu8A)

874 I thought it meant shark food.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2020 12:17 AM (ZSK0i)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 12:23 AM (KuT6N)

875 Common names, weird ghetto names, whatever. But we all agree anyone who goes by 'Thom' is an asshat.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:24 AM (4VafR)

876 I have one of the most common names in my ethnic group if you shorten it, but the full name is pretty rare, which makes me feel kinda special. Thanks, Dad! *mwah*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:24 AM (9hauA)

877 854 846 I will name my firstborn Shampayne.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:16 AM (9hauA)

And then when boyfriends come over they can see a sign that says "No sex in Shampayne's room"

*Another song you aren't worse of for not knowing*

Posted by: Damn Yankees at November 20, 2020 12:24 AM (Ojki1)

878 #862



I grew up thinking my name was Sherrykathypatti, but, then I got married and found out it was



Gawdammitsherry

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:22 AM (kXoT0)

My grandma would run through all of us grandkids' names and then just say "you know your name, I don't have to."

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 12:24 AM (946rW)

879 780
I really liked Iceland. I wanted to go again this year, but we all know how that turned out.



Iceland Air were advertising a deal where you could stop for 7 days
in Iceland on your way to another European destination for no extra
cost. Sigh.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 19, 2020 11:59 PM (9hauA)

I remember that too.
Posted by: Quint

The WoW stews were hot.

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2020 12:24 AM (jd96/)

880 I Thank God I was born in America

Posted by: Lousagirl at November 20, 2020 12:24 AM (gIhoc)

881 > Quint means five.

Isoroku mean 56. American lose again!





Posted by: Isoruko Yamamoto at November 20, 2020 12:25 AM (VikfB)

882
I thought it meant shark food.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2020 12:17 AM (ZSK0i)



LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 - 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench
TRUMP WON
at November 20, 2020 12:23 AM (KuT6N)

of course he is right.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:25 AM (ZbBR3)

883 chique, my toes look like they were squared off short with an axe. I have absolute duck feet.

a coworker from Bolivia, years ago when catching a glimpse of me changing my shoes, stared in amazement and said "BarrrrrrrbarrrrrrrrrAH! You got no toes!"

(p.s. thank you for the photos of the march)

Posted by: barbarausa at November 20, 2020 12:25 AM (W7IZQ)

884 862 860 Guy at work swore his school teacher sister had a student named Sh!thead pronounced Sha Thade. ! Is i
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:19 AM (kXoT0)

Until I was 12 I thought my name was dammit.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:20 AM (nakwk)

Was it an ego shock to discover your first name wasn't god?

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 12:25 AM (Ojki1)

885 > Isoroku mean 56. American lose again!


(laughs in 57 varieties of ass-kicking)

Posted by: H.J. Heinz at November 20, 2020 12:26 AM (VikfB)

886 I thought Cinco meant five. What language is Quint?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:26 AM (4VafR)

887
As a person with a name that was the most popular name over a 5 year period when I was born. I hate it. And if I have a child I'd do anything in my power for them to have something semi unique.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Being a grey man might be a blessing for the next few years

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2020 12:26 AM (jd96/)

888 SanDeE*

"big S, small a, small n, big D, small e, big E and there's a little star at the end"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 20, 2020 12:27 AM (d/85V)

889 873 As a person with a name that was the most popular name over a 5 year period when I was born. I hate it. And if I have a child I'd do anything in my power for them to have something semi unique.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2020 12:22 AM (p40Pc)
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How about Cuchulainn?

Hahah for a girl def hahah. Nah I'm just a big nerd and would lean to stuff from the things I love. That are sleep not popular in the wider world. Like Carasynthia

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2020 12:27 AM (p40Pc)

890 Was it an ego shock to discover your first name wasn't god?
Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 12:25 AM (Ojki1)

Not entirely. I mean, it's not like it was delivered with reverence or respect.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:28 AM (nakwk)

891 I have Audacity. But if I am streaming something,
the "record" button is grayed out. I used to use a little recorder app
that had a screen that mimicked a cassette recorder. Record in that, and
open it in audacity to edit the stream.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 12:19 AM (HQ2+3)

I used to have to fiddle with it in Windows 7 to select the right audio data stream. As I recall, What You Hear, is what I selected. Now I switched to Linux Mint, I can't say about Windows 10.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:28 AM (KnJdm)

892 In the underappreciated bands category, LCD Soundsystem.


Dance Yrself Clean

https://youtu.be/meYQUB-RLLc

https://youtu.be/sWSK-3CN4Nw


All My Friends

https://youtu.be/aygY5OqMuKE

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 12:28 AM (KnJdm)

893 I'd say it's not even the worst Starship song.
Posted by: Broseidon at November 19, 2020 11:21 PM (icI8A)


It's not.

That would be "Sara".

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 20, 2020 12:29 AM (aommx)

894 Being a grey man might be a blessing for the next few years
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2020 12:26 AM (jd96/)

Who wants to be that?? #revolutuon

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2020 12:29 AM (p40Pc)

895 I thought Cinco meant five. What language is Quint?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:26 AM (4VafR)

I think Latin and Middle French. Think Quintuple. Just a joke on the name Otto. Which is 8 in Italian but I doubt many Germans agreed.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:29 AM (ZbBR3)

896 The Romans suffered from an acute shortage of male personal names. If they had a lot of boys, they would just give up and start numbering them (Quintus, Sextus, Septimus, etc.);

Women had it worse off. They were generally just called the feminine version of the clan name, and, if there was more than one daughter, they got labeled as Major and Minor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:30 AM (Uhu8A)

897 I grew up thinking my name was Sherrykathypatti, but, then I got married and found out it was

Gawdammitsherry
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:22 AM (kXoT0)


My name after marriage turned out to be

Stupidfatsonofab***h

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 20, 2020 12:31 AM (aommx)

898 Ok, I just heard a soundclip on the radio, I thought I was listening to a maybe.. husky woman? It was Brian Stelter. I never watch cable news etc... I had no idea, is he transitioning?

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 12:31 AM (YlyPd)

899
Women had it worse off. They were generally just called the feminine version of the clan name, and, if there was more than one daughter, they got labeled as Major and Minor.


Yep. I knew a Dee Minor.

"They're a very musical people, aren't they?"

Posted by: Randolph Duke at November 20, 2020 12:32 AM (4VafR)

900 897 I grew up thinking my name was Sherrykathypatti, but, then I got married and found out it was

Gawdammitsherry
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:22 AM (kXoT0)

My name after marriage turned out to be

Stupidfatsonofab***h
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 20, 2020 12:31 AM (aommx)

Weird how that happens.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:32 AM (nakwk)

901 'Personhood' of elephant debated in New York court
Group seeks habeas corpus freedom for 49-year-old Bronx Zoo resident

A panel of five appellate justices in Manhattan appeared highly skeptical to an attorney's argument positing the legal "personhood" of an elephant at the Bronx Zoo -- with one judge at Thursday's proceeding asking whether it could lead to the pachyderm having the right to vote.

https://tinyurl.com/yyz7lc6n

Posted by: Only if she votes Democrat at November 20, 2020 12:32 AM (BBWrU)

902 Yep. I knew a Dee Minor.

"They're a very musical people, aren't they?"
Posted by: Randolph Duke at November 20, 2020 12:32 AM (4VafR)
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It's the saddest of all keys.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:33 AM (Uhu8A)

903 Yep. I knew a Dee Minor.

"They're a very musical people, aren't they?"
Posted by: Randolph Duke at November 20, 2020 12:32 AM (4VafR)

Coulda been worse. She could have been Bea Flatt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 12:33 AM (HQ2+3)

904 Ok, I just heard a soundclip on the radio, I thought I was listening to a maybe.. husky woman? It was Brian Stelter. I never watch cable news etc... I had no idea, is he transitioning?

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 12:31 AM (YlyPd)


Reason # 1 for why Mark Dice's high-pitched imitations of him are hysterical.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 12:33 AM (ldL4g)

905 896 The Romans suffered from an acute shortage of male personal names. If they had a lot of boys, they would just give up and start numbering them (Quintus, Sextus, Septimus, etc.);

Women had it worse off. They were generally just called the feminine version of the clan name, and, if there was more than one daughter, they got labeled as Major and Minor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:30 AM (Uhu8A)

I love the Nordic tradition of naming where your last name is based on your dads last name and the child's (oh no) gender. Thor Odinson, Annie Thorisdottir

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 20, 2020 12:33 AM (p40Pc)

906 turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:33 AM (ZbBR3)

907 If You're Scared, Stay Home - Stu Hamm, bassist extraordinaire...

https://youtu.be/0FZsYnJUaHg
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #FightBack at November 19, 2020 10:17 PM (HaL55)

Me likey!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 20, 2020 12:34 AM (rt0xh)

908 Omg I gotta look that up now...

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 12:34 AM (YlyPd)

909 I've got a common name, but at least I didn't get stuck with "Dad's Name, Jr." That choice was on my parents' list. I got part of granddad's name instead.

Anyone who gets called "Junior" all their life should wind up way bigger than their dad, as compensation. I'm about the same height as mine.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 12:34 AM (P1f+c)

910 I got great granddads name

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 12:35 AM (YlyPd)

911 906 turn those machines back on!

Quint knows what's up.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:35 AM (4VafR)

912 For our second born, my wife submitted a list of 200 hundred names to choose from.

I rejected them all.

When she pressed me, I turned her list back in, taking each name and coming up with a vulgar schoolyard taunt that could be done with it.

In the end we settled on Caleb.

Posted by: pmurT at November 20, 2020 12:35 AM (ojwvu)

913 Weird how that happens.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:32 AM (nakwk)


Ain't it, though.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 20, 2020 12:36 AM (aommx)

914 (p.s. thank you for the photos of the march)
Posted by: barbarausa at November 20, 2020 12:25 AM (W7IZQ)

You're welcome!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:36 AM (9hauA)

915 Anyone who gets called "Junior" all their life should wind up way bigger than their dad, as compensation. I'm about the same height as mine.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at November 20, 2020 12:34 AM (P1f+c)


Used to be you couldn't get to second ('II') without Junior first.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 12:37 AM (ldL4g)

916 Russkies are patri whatchimacallit as well, aren't they?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at November 20, 2020 12:37 AM (7gFzd)

917 My daughter is named after a serial killer off the show dexter

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 12:37 AM (YlyPd)

918 Used to be you couldn't get to second ('II') without Junior first.
Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 12:37 AM (ldL4g)
-------
Henry Ford II was the grandson, wasn't he?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:37 AM (Uhu8A)

919 793 The only Icelander I ever met was doing his doctorate at Tulsa University. In all seriousness, with his wife standing right there, he said to me, "I love your ass, May I touch it?"
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, No one's handmaiden! at November 20, 2020 12:04 AM

Pa. Man Smashes Pal's Car With Spiked Mace Over Sexual Remark to Wife

https://tinyurl.com/y4q96msp

Posted by: This is how men deal with it at November 20, 2020 12:38 AM (BBWrU)

920 Russkies are patri whatchimacallit as well, aren't they?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at November 20, 2020 12:37 AM (7gFzd)
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The middle name. -vich for guys and -ovna for gals.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:38 AM (Uhu8A)

921
When she pressed me, I turned her list back in, taking each name and coming up with a vulgar schoolyard taunt that could be done with it.


Like when Homer and Marge were coming up with a name for their first-born. Homer wanted to make sure he couldn't be taunted.

"Aart, Bart, Cart, Dart, E-art... Yeah, Bart will work"

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:38 AM (4VafR)

922 Todd is the worst name.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2020 12:38 AM (ufFY8)

923 Henry Ford II was the grandson, wasn't he?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:37 AM (Uhu8A)


Yep.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 12:38 AM (ldL4g)

924 My parents always called themselves by an affectionate term, let's say "My sweet" for the purposes of illustration, so when I was little I thought that for real that was their first name. Even when arguing, it was "My sweet, listen to me!" LOL.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:39 AM (9hauA)

925 Wow. 915 comments, all before 11:40 CST. What did I miss.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 20, 2020 12:39 AM (240Sf)

926 When she pressed me, I turned her list back in, taking each name and coming up with a vulgar schoolyard taunt that could be done with it.

In the end we settled on Caleb.
Posted by: pmurT at November 20, 2020 12:35 AM (ojwvu)
----------------

Dad was a school principal. He did his best to find names and initials that were not easily turned into a rude taunt.

Unfortunately, he forgot that it isn't the name, it's the dweeb attached to the name.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 20, 2020 12:39 AM (WEBkv)

927 Coming into this late, I know, but say what you want about We Built This City. I prefer to remember Jane.

And Mickey Thomas can still sing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_8_0gPry2A

Posted by: Oldstoke at November 20, 2020 12:40 AM (sb+Cg)

928 940 on the lefffft coassst

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 12:40 AM (YlyPd)

929 Todd is the worst name.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2020 12:38 AM (ufFY


Just think of how bad a marriage between a Todd and a Karen would be. Cheers me right up.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 12:41 AM (ldL4g)

930 Wow. 915 comments, all before 11:40 CST. What did I miss.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 20, 2020 12:39 AM (240Sf)
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Rock supergroups, themes for the Space Force, and foreign naming conventions.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:41 AM (Uhu8A)

931 On the other hand, what makes massive vote fraud legally acceptable is that there is no individual right to vote for President.

That is a solid legal argument for the coup-coup.

Very in-your-face, but if the various peeps in state used their official offices to affect the outcome, and their intent seems to be to show the proles who really is in charge, go for it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 20, 2020 12:41 AM (/Dgcm)

932 I know most people here are 29, but, anyone remember the daily famine reports from India?

Staple of the news when I was a lad.

Then, Norman Borlaug happened.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 20, 2020 12:42 AM (WEBkv)

933 BREAKING: Wayne County election official Monica Palmer reports
@NedStaebler has posted her home address online and told people to visit her there

Threatening election officials in a federal election is a federal offense

Posted by: Ned, now there's a name .... at November 20, 2020 12:42 AM (BBWrU)

934 Antfarym

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2020 12:42 AM (63Dwl)

935 I know most people here are 29, but, anyone remember the daily famine reports from India?

Staple of the news when I was a lad.

Then, Norman Borlaug happened.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 20, 2020 12:42 AM (WEBkv)
-----
I remember Biafra.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:43 AM (Uhu8A)

936 Ned Ryerson

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:43 AM (ZbBR3)

937 932 I know most people here are 29, but, anyone remember the daily famine reports from India?

Staple of the news when I was a lad.

Then, Norman Borlaug happened.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 20, 2020 12:42 AM (WEBkv)

They ate him.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:43 AM (nakwk)

938 for nurse ratched

https://tinyurl.com/lbllxms

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 20, 2020 12:43 AM (rt0xh)

939 > Then, Norman Borlaug happened

Norman Borlaug did more to reduce human suffering than all the "activists" who ever lived.

Posted by: H.J. Heinz at November 20, 2020 12:44 AM (VikfB)

940 They ate him.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:43 AM (nakwk)
-------
You're a bad man.

And yeah, I laughed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:44 AM (Uhu8A)

941 ++I remember Biafra.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at November 20, 2020 12:43 AM (Uhu8A)

My mom is from that region. She moved to the US for graduate school shortly after the war started (her ethnic group were the target), so she escaped some of it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:45 AM (9hauA)

942 I've had the YouTube fireplace video with Christmas Music playing all night on my big monitor and bluetooth speaker.

My eggnog is painfully short of bourbon, however.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 12:45 AM (4VafR)

943 Threatening election officials in a federal election is a federal offense
Posted by: Ned, now there's a name .... at November 20, 2020 12:42 AM (BBWrU)

Meh, we are post laws...er, I'll get on it.

Posted by: B. Barr, bagpipe fan at November 20, 2020 12:45 AM (Ojki1)

944 I dated a girl with D naturals for a time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 20, 2020 12:45 AM (VikfB)

945 The best male names are Biblical or Old West names like Cole, Hank, Jake, or Johnny Utah.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:47 AM (ZbBR3)

946 Gen. Michael Flynn with a blanket Presidential pardon that exonerates him of everything up to and including sanctioned killing is appointed by President Donald Trump to be High Lord Executioner of Voter Fraud.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2020 12:47 AM (BenuG)

947 Rachel Carson and the environmental activists have caused more suffering in Africa than King Leopold ever did in the Congo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2020 12:49 AM (BenuG)

948 Norman Borlaug did more to reduce human suffering than all the "activists" who ever lived.

Posted by: H.J. Heinz at November 20, 2020 12:44 AM (VikfB)
--------------

Yet, at best, he's a footnote in history.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 20, 2020 12:50 AM (WEBkv)

949 Sidney Powell Retweeted

Tonight Tucker threw one of his Fox Globalist directed temper tantrums .... what's new? FACT: @SidneyPowell1 & @RudyGiuliani first priority is to accumulate evidence with the sole objective of presenting that documentation to The Court & not some guy who is owned by The Syndicate

Posted by: Hannity seemed more with the program at November 20, 2020 12:52 AM (BBWrU)

950 Best part is she fears the Rona like people feared Genghis Kahn when hearing he was marching to their village, but she is majorly overweight and smokes, which of course are perfectly safe. But is only selfish people would wear the mask and lock down for 4-6 weeks (she of course has a work from home job), we would be saved.

Hope she has a fire and the firefighters stay home so they stay safe.
Posted by: Bete at November 19, 2020 10:00 PM (Ojki1)

As a former smoker who still isn't overweight, but is certainly no longer smoker skinny, I've never understood obese smokers. I can't actually grasp how a smoker can shove enough calories in their gaping maw to become obese. Sorry if that seems harsh, but I wonder how they have time to speak between mouths full of deep fried Twinkies.

Obese smoker-serious mental illness? Extreme laziness?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 12:52 AM (YkawN)

951 it is funny, We Built This City was a big hit, JSS joked that it was their retirement fund...a song that they wrote to make money. But it is crap and embarrassing years later. 1986 did have a lot of silly music (falco) that everyone liked for a minute.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 20, 2020 12:53 AM (a3Tyz)

952 The best male names are Biblical or Old West names like Cole, Hank, Jake, or Johnny Utah.
Posted by: Quint
-------

Jezebel

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2020 12:53 AM (bPH26)

953 ..Gen. Michael Flynn with a blanket Presidential pardon that exonerates him of everything up to and including sanctioned killing is appointed by President Donald Trump to be High Lord Executioner of Voter Fraud.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2020 12:47 AM (BenuG)



Chairman COB, I second this motion!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 12:53 AM (QzJWU)

954 All right, folks, it's been fun, but it's time to go to bed. Everyone have a wonderful night and a wonderful day tomorrow.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!) at November 20, 2020 12:55 AM (9hauA)

955
Tonight Tucker threw one of his Fox Globalist directed temper tantrums .... what's new? FACT: @SidneyPowell1 & @RudyGiuliani first priority is to accumulate evidence with the sole objective of presenting that documentation to The Court & not some guy who is owned by The Syndicate
Posted by: Hannity seemed more with the program at November 20, 2020 12:52 AM (BBWrU)

Hannity seems nice, but he's just as dumb as a sack of hammers. I'd guess he still believes the FBI is an honorable institution, and the CIA is full of patriots.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 12:55 AM (YkawN)

956 Well, I just registered my plot of land with Laphroaig and I now officially "own" a square foot of Islay. Huzzah1

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 20, 2020 12:56 AM (Uhu8A)

957 Argentina: In a vote that passed 133 to 115 with two abstentions, people with more than $2.5 million in net worth (over 10,000 individuals) will make an "Extraordinary Solidarity Payment," paying a one-off 2% flat tax. The tax would increase progressively (up to 3.5%, or 5.25% on international assets) as equity increases, under the proposal.

Government supporters took to the streets on Tuesday to show their support for the bill, with militant Peronist groups leading caravans of vehicles and marches on foot to Congress.

Posted by: Don't cry for me at November 20, 2020 12:57 AM (BBWrU)

958 Well, I just registered my plot of land with Laphroaig and I now officially "own" a square foot of Islay. Huzzah1

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 20, 2020 12:56 AM (Uhu8A)

Huzzah! I have a few square feet I need to register.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2020 12:58 AM (ZbBR3)

959 Tucker seems to have made a decision after his Bobuluski interview. A lot of normies took his decision to go silent on the laptop an admission there was nothing there. Now this stuff.

Of course, it wasn't his story, it was the NY post. but whatever.

Posted by: President Elect RedCheckmark at November 20, 2020 12:59 AM (a3Tyz)

960 *rummages on eBay*

Drop tanks and weapons pylons for a Fiat G.91R Gina but no plane to attach them to.

You can have both items for $2,400.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2020 12:59 AM (BenuG)

961 Goodnight chique

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 01:00 AM (nakwk)

962 201 Your Marine will do just fine no matter what transpires.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 19, 2020 10:27 PM (+ldAm)

Improvise, adapt & overcome. It is the Marine way.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 20, 2020 01:01 AM (rt0xh)

963
and I now officially "own" a square foot of Islay.


Aye, tough to be buried on yer land, unless ye usin' a big fookin' sausage extruder

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 01:02 AM (4VafR)

964 And shame on anybody associated with that Jefferson Starship atrocity. Jefferson Airplane was good. Starship, good God.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 01:02 AM (YkawN)

965 Aye, tough to be buried on yer land, unless ye usin' a big fookin' sausage extruder
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 01:02 AM (4VafR)
--------
Post-holer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 20, 2020 01:02 AM (Uhu8A)

966 Well, it looks like the comments have tapered off.

As Ace likes to say, "I'll be in my bunk"

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 01:06 AM (4VafR)

967 Where's the dude that gets personally offended every time you imply Tucker Carlson might just be doing Funny Face Talk Tough Theater for the rubes?

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 01:06 AM (c6ma9)

968 The most *talented* rock band, per capita, was Yes
in 1972 - Chris Squire, Jon Anderson, Rick Wakeman, Bill Bruford and
Steve Howe.

Posted by: Broseidon

Good choice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
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How about supergroups like Cream or The Traveling Wilburys?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump


well, it's all right ...

Posted by: Adriane the Dang, I'm Old TV Critic ... at November 20, 2020 01:07 AM (LPnfS)

969 ..*rummages on eBay*

Drop tanks and weapons pylons for a Fiat G.91R Gina but no plane to attach them to.

You can have both items for $2,400.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2020 12:59 AM (BenuG)



Would this work in a pinch?

https://tinyurl.com/y2wgvydp



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 01:07 AM (QzJWU)

970 949 And the MSM refusal to cover this tells you that it is true. If they believed it was a lie, it would be on a constant loop.

Posted by: Definitely believes in the rot of the DOJ at November 20, 2020 01:09 AM (ONvIw)

971 We Built This City is an anthem - and a product of its times. Not defending Starship as such, but I think saying it's embarrassing is the easy call. 81 million views on YT for a 35 year old song?

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 01:10 AM (c6ma9)

972 BREAKING: Wayne County election official Monica Palmer reports

@NedStaebler has posted her home address online and told people to visit her there



Threatening election officials in a federal election is a federal offense

Posted by: Ned, now there's a name .... at November 20, 2020 12:42 AM (BBWrU)

Hopefully she swears out a complaint and his butt is in the federal pokey by tomorrow.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 01:10 AM (946rW)

973 ..and I now officially "own" a square foot of Islay.

Aye, tough to be buried on yer land, unless ye usin' a big fookin' sausage extruder

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 20, 2020 01:02 AM (4VafR)



Enough space for an urn of ashes, with a wee bit o' room to spare.

And ye donna forget ta soak it in with a right splash of the Spirit of Islay, aye?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

974 And shame on anybody associated with that Jefferson Starship atrocity. Jefferson Airplane was good. Starship, good God.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 01:02 AM (YkawN)


Jefferson Starship's 'Blows Against The Empire' and 'Dragon Fly' were good albums. Next came the dreck 'Red Octopus', with the hit 'Miracles'. They redeemed themselves a bit with their next album, 'Spitfire'. Then came their demise as a musical band, although 'Jane' is a great barroom brawl/high speed 'headin' down the highway' song.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 01:11 AM (ldL4g)

975 971 We Built This City is an anthem - and a product of its times. Not defending Starship as such, but I think saying it's embarrassing is the easy call. 81 million views on YT for a 35 year old song?
Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 01:10 AM (c6ma9)

It is the age of "Ironic hipsters".

81 mill views could just be them playing to jerk off to each other on how more hipster they are than each other.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 01:12 AM (Ojki1)

976 Argentina: In a vote that passed 133 to 115 with two
abstentions, people with more than $2.5 million in net worth (over
10,000 individuals) will make an "Extraordinary Solidarity Payment,"
paying a one-off 2% flat tax. The tax would increase progressively (up
to 3.5%, or 5.25% on international assets) as equity increases, under
the proposal.



Government supporters took to the streets on Tuesday to show their
support for the bill, with militant Peronist groups leading caravans of
vehicles and marches on foot to Congress.

Posted by: Don't cry for me at November 20, 2020 12:57 AM (BBWrU)

Tomorrow in Argentina: where did 10,000 people and all of their assets go????

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 01:13 AM (946rW)

977 26 Just Do Nothing. It Is Impossible!

All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Posted by: Blaise Pascal at November 20, 2020 01:14 AM (BBWrU)

978 Well, I'm off.

And I'm leaving, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 20, 2020 01:15 AM (Uhu8A)

979
Tomorrow in Argentina: where did 10,000 people and all of their assets go????
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 01:13 AM (946rW)

Tonight: "Lock down the boarder, the airports and the sea ports. It is the will of the people! none shall escape!"

Posted by: Zombie Eva Peron at November 20, 2020 01:15 AM (Ojki1)

980 Until I was 12 I thought my name was dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2020 12:20 AM (nakwk)

When I was around my Italian grandmother I thought my name was shit I couldn't even spell. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 01:16 AM (9Om/r)

981 When I was around my Italian grandmother I thought my name was shit I couldn't even spell. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 01:16 AM (9Om/r)

My grandfather grew up in a German speaking town in MI.

We guessed what he meant, and he said it often enough as we grew older we learned we guessed right when we got to high school.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 01:18 AM (Ojki1)

982 A G.46?

Just a mite slow there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2020 01:19 AM (BenuG)

983 81 mill views could just be them playing to jerk off to each other on how more hipster they are than each other.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 01:12 AM (Ojki1)

No, I think people like the song. It has energy. Builds to a crescendo/release. And to all that it adds an upbeat enduring sound.

The sentiment is kooky but back then it was a contest of who could make Rock and Roll mean more.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 01:20 AM (c6ma9)

984 ..A G.46?

Just a mite slow there.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2020 01:19 AM (BenuG)



Not a whole lotta flyin' 'talian Iron listed there on Trade a Plane, dontchaknow.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

985 Tonight: "Lock down the boarder, the airports and the sea ports. It is the will of the people! none shall escape!"
Posted by: Zombie Eva Peron at November 20, 2020 01:15 AM (Ojki1)


Not necessary.

They lock down the banks.

People won't go if their money can't.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 01:22 AM (ZfRYq)

986 And I fucking deserve one.
Posted by: nurse ratched

(that escalated quickly....)

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 01:24 AM (arJlL)

987 Tomorrow in Argentina: where did 10,000 people and all of their assets go????
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2020 01:13 AM (946rW)

Paraguay, with George W Bush and Angela Merkel.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 01:25 AM (YkawN)

988 They lock down the banks.
People won't go if their money can't.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 01:22 AM (ZfRYq)

Many Argentinians, particularly the wealthier ones, make large purchases (houses for instance) in US currency already.

Posted by: Another Sovereign Default, you say? at November 20, 2020 01:26 AM (BBWrU)

989 Space Force does not have uniforms yet ?! THAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU START WITH !
Posted by: runner

Do they just run around naked ?

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 01:26 AM (arJlL)

990 Ok. Need a judgment call here:

Is the redhead more magnetic than the other girls or is it just my affinity for redheads?

https://tinyurl.com/yxu9muvu

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 01:26 AM (c6ma9)

991 My grandfather grew up in a German speaking town in MI.



We guessed what he meant, and he said it often enough as we grew older we learned we guessed right when we got to high school.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 01:18 AM (Ojki1)

Growing up I learned there were 2 different italian accents. The one where you add an "a" to the vowels, so get shit like Turn-a off a da light when-a you leave. Then you got the ones that don't really add the "a", but chop off the last syllable of words, so when the plumber says he put in a valve to relieve the pressure, he actually says I put'em in a da valve to relieve-a da presh. my grandmother was the one that dropped of syllables, so helicopter became helicot. Needless to say I can do a really convincing italian accent. I used to fuck with people and they thought I was off the boat. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 01:27 AM (9Om/r)

992 At least Starship didn't do We Built This City on the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 01:27 AM (ZfRYq)

993 They lock down the banks.

People won't go if their money can't.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 01:22 AM (ZfRYq)


Electronic transfers to Citibank, N.A. from their cell phone for the win, as if that wasn't already done a while ago (if they were smart and rich people tend to be smart with their money, not all, mind you as Little Mikey Bloomberg spent a shit-ton of his cash on a vanity presidential campaign, but still).

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 01:27 AM (ldL4g)

994 Norman Borlaug did more to reduce human suffering than all the "activists" who ever lived.

Posted by: H.J. Heinz at November 20, 2020 12:44 AM (VikfB)
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Yet, at best, he's a footnote in history.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at November 20, 2020 12:50 AM (WEBkv)

He won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Mr Meeseeks, Look at me at November 20, 2020 01:27 AM (2DOZq)

995 Paraguay, with George W Bush and Angela Merkel.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 01:25 AM (YkawN)

The Chaco does have to be one the best places in the world left to lie low.

Posted by: Personal Armies for Rent, Inquire Within at November 20, 2020 01:28 AM (BBWrU)

996 Many Argentinians, particularly the wealthier ones, make large purchases (houses for instance) in US currency already.
Posted by: Another Sovereign Default, you say? at November 20, 2020 01:26 AM (BBWrU)


If they can. Not sure if Argentina has outlawed exchange of the currency or not - they do that periodically.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 01:29 AM (ZfRYq)

997 This is true, don't see any listings for an F-104ASA for sale.

Though this would be a good start, a scrapyard
http://www.brunobentivoglio.it/f-104.html

Oh well, need to get some writing done.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2020 01:29 AM (BenuG)

998 (mind you as Little Mikey Bloomberg spent a shit-ton of his cash on a vanity presidential campaign, but still).
Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 01:27 AM (ldL4g)

Dems spent $4.8 billion, Repubs only $1.9 billion in federal races this cycle. So it would be a 2:1 w/o Bloomberg's billion.

Posted by: GOPe: Shows you why we need more money... at November 20, 2020 01:30 AM (BBWrU)

999 BREAKING: Wayne County election official Monica Palmer reports

@NedStaebler has posted her home address online and told people to visit her there

---

Democrats will continue to behave as they are until they suffer consequences they can't live with.

Posted by: Methos at November 20, 2020 01:31 AM (kOpft)

1000 Anybody heard from Seth Rich lately?

Posted by: klaftern at November 20, 2020 01:31 AM (RuIsu)

1001 Golfman, you mean Elvin Bishop?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2020 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

Who sang lead?
Posted by: golfman - somebody needs to swing

Gladys Knight (said the Chess Thread fan)

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 01:31 AM (arJlL)

1002 Electronic transfers to Citibank, N.A. from their cell phone for the win, as if that wasn't already done a while ago (if they were smart and rich people tend to be smart with their money, not all, mind you as Little Mikey Bloomberg spent a shit-ton of his cash on a vanity presidential campaign, but still).
Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 01:27 AM (ldL4g)


Also depends on the law. This is not Argentina's first rodeo. If they are going to confiscate wealth - and they are - then they cover the exits for money first.

Outlaw exchange, tax expatriation....

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 01:32 AM (ZfRYq)

1003 (mind you as Little Mikey Bloomberg spent a shit-ton of his cash on a vanity presidential campaign, but still).
Posted by: RickZ


Will you walk away from a fool and his money ...

Posted by: Adriane the Dang, I'm Old TV Critic ... at November 20, 2020 01:34 AM (LPnfS)

1004 Then you got the ones that don't really add the "a", but chop off the last syllable of words,

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 01:27 AM (9Om/r)


To properly order prosciutto in a deli on 86th St. in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn, you say, 'a half-pound of pro-ZHUTE'. Same goes for mozza-LELL (the fresh-made cheese made into a ball, large or small, for that pie or salad).

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 01:34 AM (ldL4g)

1005 960 *rummages on eBay*

Drop tanks and weapons pylons for a Fiat G.91R Gina but no plane to attach them to.

You can have both items for $2,400.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2020 12:59 AM (BenuG)

One piece at a time

Posted by: Johnny Cash at November 20, 2020 01:34 AM (SxBH1)

1006 Badfinger in the house.

Posted by: klaftern at November 20, 2020 01:35 AM (RuIsu)

1007 Space Force song should be metal, for sure.
Posted by: Insomniac

In Space, no one can hear you rust

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 01:38 AM (arJlL)

1008 Many Argentinians, particularly the wealthier ones, make large purchases (houses for instance) in US currency already.

Posted by: Another Sovereign Default, you say? at November 20, 2020 01:26 AM (BBWrU)
------

If they can. Not sure if Argentina has outlawed exchange of the currency or not - they do that periodically.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2020 01:29 AM (ZfRYq)


Quite a few wealthy Argentinians park their money in the States. Because . . . they actually know History and that, while not necessarily repeating, it does hiccup.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 01:38 AM (ldL4g)

1009 If you ever want to talk, my email is in my nic
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (It's not over folks!)

No it ain't !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 01:40 AM (arJlL)

1010 Space Forcin' above the Planet Earth,
In cheap boots, and miniskirts, and uniforms like Kirk's ...

Posted by: Adriane the Dang, I'm Old TV Critic ... at November 20, 2020 01:42 AM (LPnfS)

1011 Missed 1K too

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 01:43 AM (9sWOw)

1012 No it ain't !
Posted by: JT


Yes, it is ...

Posted by: Dial An Argument ... at November 20, 2020 01:44 AM (LPnfS)

1013 990
Ok. Need a judgment call here:



Is the redhead more magnetic than the other girls or is it just my affinity for redheads?



https://tinyurl.com/yxu9muvu

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 01:26 AM (c6ma9)

After exhaustive review. You might have a redhead thing, by a . . . um . . . nose.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 01:47 AM (KnJdm)

1014 Same goes for mozza-LELL (the fresh-made cheese made into a ball, large or small, for that pie or salad).

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 01:34 AM (ldL4g)

You mean mootsa-dell. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 01:47 AM (9Om/r)

1015 Uriah Heep - Stealin

https://youtu.be/j73OsXo19vI

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 01:48 AM (KnJdm)

1016 No it ain't !

Posted by: JT
-------

Yes, it is ...

Posted by: Dial An Argument ... at November 20, 2020 01:44 AM (LPnfS)


No {whiz, beep, click, whir}, it isn't!

Posted by: Dial-Up An Argument at November 20, 2020 01:48 AM (ldL4g)

1017 ..Growing up I learned there were 2 different italian accents. The one where you add an "a" to the vowels, so get shit like Turn-a off a da light when-a you leave. Then you got the ones that don't really add the "a", but chop off the last syllable of words, so when the plumber says he put in a valve to relieve the pressure, he actually says I put'em in a da valve to relieve-a da presh. my grandmother was the one that dropped of syllables, so helicopter became helicot. Needless to say I can do a really convincing italian accent. I used to fuck with people and they thought I was off the boat. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 01:27 AM (9Om/r)



You wanna really convince me, you're gonna have to serve me your best dish of Baked Ziti.

Best Man at my 1st marriage, was from Syracuse, NY. I made the drive there with him from San Antonio, TX, and spent a few days with his family.

Arriving at about 1 am. His Momma had the hot dish of Baked Ziti PERFECTLY timed to come out of the oven. Same with the garlic bread outta the oven.

'79, IIRC. Cel phones did not yet then exist.

But his pay-phone call to her from a certain exit along the Interstate, allowed her to calculate a near-to-the-second cookage and servage.

That's my Gold Standard of Baked Ziti, and she included at no extra charge, the admonishment to "have more!" in terms of a 2nd helping, after the horse-killing volume of the first.

Who cares about verbiage and enunciation, when that Italian Momma is wreaking Black Belt Damage from her don't you dare touch a thing*
kitchen!


* i tried to clear the dirty plates, and was instantly put IN to my place.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 01:54 AM (QzJWU)

1018
Quite a few wealthy Argentinians park their money in the States. Because . . . they actually know History and that, while not necessarily repeating, it does hiccup.
Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 01:38 AM (ldL4g)

*looks a Bidet administration*
*Looks at Warren and Sanders having input on financial positions*

One might want to consider putting money in the Caymans.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 01:54 AM (Ojki1)

1019 Well, I was messing around in the electronics room next door to my basement office. I dug out an old mini ghetto blaster, called a Prosonic Party Maker, that is basically a dual cassette dubbing deck with a built-in radio.

Plugged it on, no smoke. That was encouraging. Radio played on one channel. A little DeOxit in the switches, and both channels came good. Found a few dusty old cassettes on the shelf. One was Eddie Grant. It played. Save it for later, maybe. Next up: audio to support a Power Point seminar. Uh, no. Third time lucky. I pop in an unmarked cassette. Woo-hoo! Some nice trad jazz. I think it's the Original Dixieland Jazz band, with Bob French. Sounds like a live recording, lots of chatter between tunes. But the music is great. Playing right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 01:59 AM (JsZiU)

1020 Hogmartin--heroes don't hang around me

Posted by: Ladyl

Well, if you'd put down the tennis racket and stand still for a moment, mebbe they would !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:00 AM (arJlL)

1021 No it ain't !

Posted by: JT
-------

Yes, it is ...

Posted by: Dial An Argument ...
-------

No {whiz, beep, click, whir}, it isn't!
Posted by: Dial-Up An Argument


Yes, it is ... but let's say it's not ...

Posted by: Dialing It Back ... at November 20, 2020 02:00 AM (LPnfS)

1022 Worst song ever? Cmon man, not even close...you have Zappa, Yoko collections to choose from
Posted by: Comrade Dude

NOW you've done it !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:01 AM (arJlL)

1023 957 Argentina: In a vote that passed 133 to 115 with two abstentions, people with more than $2.5 million in net worth (over 10,000 individuals) will make an "Extraordinary Solidarity Payment," paying a one-off 2% flat tax. The tax would increase progressively (up to 3.5%, or 5.25% on international assets) as equity increases, under the proposal.

Government supporters took to the streets on Tuesday to show their support for the bill, with militant Peronist groups leading caravans of vehicles and marches on foot to Congress.
Posted by: Don't cry for me at November 20, 2020 12:57 AM (BBWrU)

This will be followed by what is known as "bad luck"

Posted by: Bob Heinlein at November 20, 2020 02:02 AM (rt0xh)

1024 1022
Worst song ever? Cmon man, not even close...you have Zappa, Yoko collections to choose from

Posted by: Comrade Dude



NOW you've done it !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:01 AM (arJlL)

We are doomed now.
This is worse than if Todd showed up.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2020 02:02 AM (ufFY8)

1025 1022 Worst song ever? Cmon man, not even close...you have Zappa, Yoko collections to choose from
Posted by: Comrade Dude

NOW you've done it !
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:01 AM (arJlL)

With luck this slid beneath the gaze of Mis Hum.

But I'm a be honest, my luck ain't been great lately.

Posted by: Bete at November 20, 2020 02:03 AM (Ojki1)

1026 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)


Whitmer.
Posted by: runner

WOLF
Posted by: vmom Trump Won!

And his Right Hand thing, Mr. Phyllis

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:04 AM (arJlL)

1027 Loving you by Minnie Ripperton (sp?)

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 02:04 AM (LPnfS)

1028 After exhaustive review. You might have a redhead thing, by a . . . um . . . nose.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 01:47 AM (KnJdm)

I knew someone would take a look for me. And I think your diagnosis is spot on, Quincy.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 02:05 AM (c6ma9)

1029 Is the redhead more magnetic than the other girls or is it just my affinity for redheads?

https://tinyurl.com/yxu9muvu

Of course redheads are more magnetic. The red color comes from iron.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 20, 2020 02:06 AM (b2diN)

1030 1023 957 Argentina: In a vote that passed 133 to 115 with two abstentions, people with more than $2.5 million in net worth (over 10,000 individuals) will make an "Extraordinary Solidarity Payment," paying a one-off 2% flat tax. The tax would increase progressively (up to 3.5%, or 5.25% on international assets) as equity increases, under the proposal.

Government supporters took to the streets on Tuesday to show their support for the bill, with militant Peronist groups leading caravans of vehicles and marches on foot to Congress.
Posted by: Don't cry for me at November 20, 2020 12:57 AM (BBWrU)

This will be followed by what is known as "bad luck"
Posted by: Bob Heinlein at November 20, 2020 02:02 AM (rt0xh)

Look, there isn't a magic wand for jobs, OK? Even your President Zero said that.

Posted by: Zombie Juan Peron at November 20, 2020 02:07 AM (Ojki1)

1031 All I could think when Trump came out "against" Kemp's reopening over the summer - one of his few moves that did eat away at me a little - was that he knew Kemp was a scumbag, and was expecting to be totally screwed by him.

I said it at the time. There were a lot of people here pissed off about it - I was annoyed but I knew Trump must have a reason.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 02:08 AM (c6ma9)

1032 Posted by: Average Guy at November 20, 2020 02:06 AM (b2diN)

LOL touche

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 02:08 AM (c6ma9)

1033 Hmmmm
Posted by: All Hail President Eris, Benevolent Dictatrix

I can't fake the chorus with a clew that brief.....

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:09 AM (arJlL)

1034 Honestly when I see that clip I simply cannot watch anyone else in it for more than a second. I try. I really do.

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 02:09 AM (c6ma9)

1035 ..Loving you by Minnie Ripperton (sp?)

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 02:04 AM (LPnfS)



While I care naught for the music nor the lyric, her VOICE is a Tour de Force of Beauty, Talent, Range and Perfection.

Here's a challenge to the Music Experts of Teh Horde.

Put together a compilation of Minnie Ripperton singing ACCEPTABLE songs, and post those links here, sometime.

She had an incredible voice and talent. And her reputation was stained by that one, misbegotten song.

Certainly, she deserved, and deserves, better.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 02:09 AM (QzJWU)

1036
I can't fake the chorus with a clew that brief.....
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:09 AM (arJlL)

He, we made a hit about it.

And then shortly after pretty much vanished from the pop headlining stage.

But we had a hit!

Posted by: Crash Test Dummies at November 20, 2020 02:11 AM (Ojki1)

1037 1026 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)


Whitmer.
Posted by: runner

WOLF
Posted by: vmom Trump Won!

And his Right Hand thing, Mr. Phyllis
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:04 AM (arJlL)


NewScum, Duh.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 20, 2020 02:11 AM (b2diN)

1038 I have a friend in Argentina, a 20-year customer who moved (fled) there a couple of years ago from Venezuela because the gangs were just roaming the streets robbing. They also walked into his house and confiscated Christmas presents, the one thing he could get for his kid. I had to order it on Amazon and have it shipped to a place in Miami that then re-shipped it to Venezuela. Some rifle shaped squirt gun.

Anyway, Argentina is probably FULL of Venezuela people.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 20, 2020 02:12 AM (buTO7)

1039 Who is a worse governor. Kemp or Ducey

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2020 10:44 PM (c25ja)





Whitmer.

Posted by: runner



WOLF

Posted by: vmom Trump Won!



And his Right Hand thing, Mr. Phyllis

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:04 AM (arJlL)

We got that fucking jerkoff murphy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 02:12 AM (9Om/r)

1040 You wanna really convince me, you're gonna have to serve me your best dish of Baked Ziti.




Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX







Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 01:54 AM (QzJWU)

Not a problem. I learned from my grandmother. She called it bake-a zitti. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 02:17 AM (9Om/r)

1041 Focus - Hocus Pocus

https://youtu.be/Obdv1jghXAE

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 02:18 AM (KnJdm)

1042 hmmm ...

"Lovin' You" was originally supposed to be a lullaby for her then two-year-old daughter, Maya.

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 02:19 AM (LPnfS)

1043 @NedStaebler has posted her home address online and told people to visit her there

---

Thinking about this a little further, if the address is available online, maybe some well armed patriots in the area could make use of that information and volunteer to defend the home against whatever BLM/antifa rabble are being called in to harass her.

Posted by: Methos at November 20, 2020 02:26 AM (kOpft)

1044 ..Not a problem. I learned from my grandmother. She called it bake-a zitti. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division aNovember 20, 2020 02:17 AM (9Om/r)




Dude. I've ponied up the +$900 on the Visa for a party of four at Davio's Italian Steakhouse in Boston, MA, back when it was on Newbury St., vs. it's present Arlington St. location. Mid '90s.

I gotta fly up to you in Jersey for a dish, and on a per plate basis, you're gonna break my all time record for a price-per-meal?

O.K., I'm in. I want the Full Metal Experience though. Vinny's gotta be there, and y'all are gonna gotta ROCK.

After, that is, the Ziti.

Let me at least die happy, capiche?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 02:28 AM (QzJWU)

1045 The theme song to "One Day At A Time" is hideous.


Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2020 02:30 AM (ufFY8)

1046 1045 YES

Posted by: ... at November 20, 2020 02:31 AM (uEbPt)

1047 Copland.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

That started out as a pretty good flick. and then it turned into Rambo 17

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:32 AM (arJlL)

1048 488 Can we trade S.F. for Boulder? I sort of live here.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2020 11:04 PM (KAi1n)

Minneapolis is the better choice. Or we just give it to Canada.

Good night!

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at November 20, 2020 02:33 AM (YkawN)

1049 Late to the party as always, it amazes me that "journalists" are claiming no evidence, when their entire job is to find evidence. The President's team are telling them that there IS evidence if they chose to look for it. I read about these Laphroaig plots and even though I am not a scotch drinker I think that I'd like to be cremated and have my kids deposit my ashes over there, I'd like to pay for a family vacation when I die.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 20, 2020 02:36 AM (a4EWo)

1050 Tommy Lasorda.
I remember being at Candlestick when the bums were visiting.
Its pre-game and Tommy's walking towards the infield from right field. My seats were near 1st base, and as he passes, a fan yells "Hey Tommy! Is that a belt around your waist? or the Equator!"
I still chuckle to myself when that thought crosses my mind.

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at November 20, 2020 02:46 AM (Z7toj)

1051 Missed 1K too
Posted by: Skip

Why are YOU up ?

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:49 AM (arJlL)

1052 Tommy Lasorda.
I remember being at Candlestick when the bums were visiting.
Its pre-game and Tommy's walking towards the infield from right field. My seats were near 1st base, and as he passes, a fan yells "Hey Tommy! Is that a belt around your waist? or the Equator!"
I still chuckle to myself when that thought crosses my mind.
Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy

That's pretty funny !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 02:51 AM (arJlL)

1053 Eff the "journalists"-- they can whine all they want but evidence is for the court, not them.

MFM has been driving narratives, rather than reporting news, for decades.

They're power-drunk, thinking they can control folks' opinions.

It galls them that anyone (us) won't swallow the shit sandwiches they serve up each day.

IMO, they're just another monster that the DNC has enabled, which will eventually turn on the DNC when the time is right. Like b-l-m, like pantifag...

Too bad we won't be able to just munch popcorn and watch from afar.

Fk. Up too late....

Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2020 02:55 AM (09wCi)

1054 Happy Birthday rickb223 !

https://ogdaa.blogspot.com/2020/11/the-shit-i-post-on-facebook_19.html#more

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 03:00 AM (arJlL)

1055 Well, I figured out what the tape was that I was listening to. Some sort of party related to the Calgary Stampede, early 1980's. A Dixieland band, probably some local Alberta musicians. Sounds like the band was getting drunk; they got looser and looser as the tape rolled on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 03:02 AM (FMbVY)

1056 Rewatching Sublime Farah and billy Jack , one tin soldier walks away.

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 20, 2020 03:06 AM (FJrl0)

1057 Dude. I've ponied up the +$900 on the Visa for a
party of four at Davio's Italian Steakhouse in Boston, MA, back when it
was on Newbury St., vs. it's present Arlington St. location. Mid '90s.



I gotta fly up to you in Jersey for a dish, and on a per plate
basis, you're gonna break my all time record for a price-per-meal?



O.K., I'm in. I want the Full Metal Experience though. Vinny's gotta be there, and y'all are gonna gotta ROCK.



After, that is, the Ziti.



Let me at least die happy, capiche?







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2020 02:28 AM (QzJWU)

I can get you a plate of ziti at a place I know for $15 that will explode you before you can finish it all. Its about 1/2 hour away and there's nothing they don't do that isn't off the charts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2020 03:07 AM (9Om/r)

1058 Well, it's past 0100 here, time to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2020 03:13 AM (FMbVY)

1059 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2020 03:13 AM (8L72s)

1060 Mornin', Puddleglum ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 03:16 AM (LPnfS)

1061 Although, bout to hit the sack here as well ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 20, 2020 03:17 AM (LPnfS)

1062 After I watched the Tommy Lasorda thing I started looking at old Celtics videos, after Tom Heinsohn died, my son told me to look at his Hall of Fame speech because he told a funny story about Hank Finkel. Anyway, I started searching for a Don Nelson quote about his doctor requesting a urine, stool, blood and semen sample, and Nelson said that he just coached a (double or triple overtime) game and his undershorts would provide all of the required samples, it was pretty funny but I can't find it on the internet.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 20, 2020 03:19 AM (a4EWo)

1063 Iron Maiden - Aces High
https://youtu.be/Xg9aQvjMS60

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 03:21 AM (KnJdm)

1064 20+ years ago a blue hat got Dcells thrown at it

Posted by: @Candlestick - plus ca change at November 20, 2020 03:31 AM (cp0RJ)

1065 261 Montrose - Space Station # 5
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (EgshT)

This is what I grew up on.

But I was taught to bring something to the party.

I can picture driving the van on I-90 towards an Eastern Washington party weekend, about an hour after sunup, and the sun is right in your eyes. Turn it up.

Here it is, the Original

space after com
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=yxUgW5CLk18

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 03:34 AM (sy5kK)

1066 And time for me to get up

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 03:39 AM (9sWOw)

1067 Are you a bread man or something?

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 03:41 AM (YlyPd)

1068 pizza wasn't perfect., but., by G*d, it was pizza.

after a year with no pizza, both my belly and my soul are happy.

and i have a Canadian bacon and pineapple one ready to eat cold tomorrow.

plus we learned a few things for next time.

one of which is that i need another stone, so i can cook two at one time.


Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 03:44 AM (2NQZE)

1069 1067
Are you a bread man or something?

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 03:41 AM (YlyPd)

Ass. It's time to get up and make the ass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 03:48 AM (KnJdm)

1070 For me, a year without pizza would be awful!

Glad you can partake again, red!


Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 03:48 AM (iVJFf)

1071 @1065 dawg - k you got me 2 listen. Weed or Shrooms? And why does it sound like doors or Led Zeppelin - trick question?

Posted by: @candlestick at November 20, 2020 03:49 AM (cp0RJ)

1072 Deliver the ass too a store near you

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 03:51 AM (YlyPd)

1073 I made a deal with my friends wives to kiss me on the lips in my coffin when if I die. I think it will be funneh

Posted by: All 4 of them at November 20, 2020 03:57 AM (cp0RJ)

1074 Steve Bannon on Warroom:

Democrats, you've lost. WI and MI, you got caught.
The 2 WI hand recounted counties went 2 - 1 for Biden.
We only need to uncover 10,000 illegal votes.
You lost, Democrats.
And you're gonna be held accountable.

We've got the receipts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 03:57 AM (sy5kK)

1075
For me, a year without pizza would be awful!



Glad you can partake again, red!





Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 03:48 AM (iVJFf)

---
*everyone*, and i do mean everyone, near as i can tell, makes their dough with soybean oil. (and don't get me started on the sauces, etc)

i bought a stone, and make the dough with the bread machine, then bake them in the oven. with a second stone, i can do two at once, just as if i ordered from Papa John's.

plus i can make the meat-lovers from hell. *I* get to control the amount of toppings, not some bean counter.


Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 03:57 AM (2NQZE)

1076 Good morning Skip, what's for breakfast? I just finished a bottle of wine and a Stouffer's Mac 'n Cheese!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 20, 2020 03:58 AM (a4EWo)

1077 Dude. I've ponied up the +$900 on the Visa for a party of four at Davio's Italian Steakhouse in Boston, MA, back when it was on Newbury St., vs. it's present Arlington St. location. Mid '90s.

I gotta fly up to you in Jersey for a dish, and on a per plate basis, you're gonna break my all time record for a price-per-meal?

O.K., I'm in. I want the Full Metal Experience though. Vinny's gotta be there, and y'all are gonna gotta ROCK.

After, that is, the Ziti.

Let me at least die happy, capiche?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Crossed 4 figures at Vitos in Santa Monica, sometimes without leaving the bar at lunch.

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2020 03:58 AM (jd96/)

1078 Friday and another long commute

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 03:59 AM (9sWOw)

1079 Hi My life is insanity, it's been a while since I have been up late or early enough to say hi to you. I hope that you are well.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 20, 2020 04:01 AM (a4EWo)

1080 660 "audited hand count"

AKA jacking off while getting paid to count the same illegitimate and falsified Biden ballots for the second time.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 19, 2020 11:35 PM (3P/5p)

How many signatures were compared to the one on file?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

And WTF, Kemp? You just stay quiet when there is evidence of illegal votes and finding them helps your party?
At this point I think Kemp is dirty for buying those Dominion voting systems. Someone near and dear to him got paid. '

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 04:01 AM (sy5kK)

1081 how about "Space Cowboy" for the Space Force"?

sure as hello they're going to running around like the Cavalry in the Old West, sorting things out.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 04:03 AM (2NQZE)

1082 Ok, I just heard a soundclip on the radio, I thought I was listening to a maybe.. husky woman? It was Brian Stelter. I never watch cable news etc... I had no idea, is he transitioning?

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 20, 2020 12:31 AM (YlyPd)

Hahahahahahahaha!

so funny because Karl is spot on!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 04:06 AM (sy5kK)

1083 >>i bought a stone, and make the dough with the bread machine, then bake them in the oven. with a second stone, i can do two at once, just as if i ordered from Papa John's.

plus i can make the meat-lovers from hell. *I* get to control the amount of toppings, not some bean counter.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 03:57 AM (2NQZE)

^^this^^

Pizza stones are awesome.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:08 AM (iVJFf)

1084 I use mine all the time

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 04:09 AM (9sWOw)

1085 Debby!

Overworked and underpaid. Ha!

All is as OK as it can be. Hope you are well

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:09 AM (iVJFf)

1086 Stone Soul Pizza for the win!

Posted by: The Fifth Pizza Dimension at November 20, 2020 04:10 AM (a4EWo)

1087 Took me a little practice, but I finally got good at making french bread. Lots of little tricks for making good bread, rise times, proofing, 2nd rise, not too much, etc.

I'd like to revisit making pizza dough, I expect it will go much much better now.

What's this I hear about letting pizza dough only rise once? Don't they mean only "twice"? I agree about soybean oil. Commercial delivery pizza, the dough looks like it was crapped out by an injector. No flavor, no crispiness, no sourdough whang to it, browning, crispy large bubbles etc.

Knead the dough and then stretch it out to a pie, and let it rise, is that it?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 20, 2020 04:10 AM (Z3TUG)

1088 I am okay Mlii, but boy does this disease suck, Hubs is having a really tough time. Number one son is here now, and I am truly grateful for that. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 20, 2020 04:13 AM (a4EWo)

1089 I make my pizza dough. I only let it rise once. Bread dough rise 2x.

Eating peanut butter toast as we speak on homemade bread that I made last weekend.

I was out of practice, but it turned out well anyway!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:14 AM (iVJFf)

1090 Good Night or Good Day, Horde, I am going to grab a couple of hours of sleep. See you all later.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at November 20, 2020 04:16 AM (a4EWo)

1091 Yes it does. Heartbreakingly so. Glad you have your son to help. I would be lost if mine wasn't willing to help with his grandma. I'm sure he never expected to be doing all he does. God Bless them!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:16 AM (iVJFf)

1092 Sleep well, Debby

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:17 AM (iVJFf)

1093 in other fun news, the Franchise Tax Board here in #Failiornia informed me today, via letter, that i owe $13,334.88 in back taxes on the $132,638 they calculate i earned on 2018, based on various registrations i have with the state and city.

if i had *that* kind of income, i'd have made the TX MoMe, and then some.

i also would have filed taxes, you dumb bastards.

not to mention moving out of #Failifornia, if any of them was making me that kind of money.

Posted by: redc1c4 TRUMP WON! at November 20, 2020 04:24 AM (2NQZE)

1094 Night Debby !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 04:25 AM (arJlL)

1095 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 04:25 AM (arJlL)

1096 261 Montrose - Space Station # 5
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 19, 2020 10:35 PM (EgshT)

Summer 1978
My first paycheck ($85.00!!), from my first real job.
I was 17 and after cashing my check I bought a Clarion cassette deck, mounted under the dash, and "Montrose" cassette.
That cassette turned out to be the soundtrack of my first year of independence.

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at November 20, 2020 04:25 AM (Z7toj)

1097 The Prodigy Mindfields
https://youtu.be/7lEB7V-KIb0

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 04:27 AM (KnJdm)

1098 >>Steve Bannon on Warroom:

Democrats, you've lost. WI and MI, you got caught.
The 2 WI hand recounted counties went 2 - 1 for Biden.
We only need to uncover 10,000 illegal votes.
You lost, Democrats.
And you're gonna be held accountable.

We've got the receipts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 03:57 AM (sy5kK)

The outrage from the left is so loud and distracting. In any high profile legal case there would be discussion and speculation in the MSM of evidence. But here all we have is YOU ARE LYING, MAKING IT UP, BADMAN TRUMP, STUPID DEPLORABLES. and on and on.

I think they protest too much.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:28 AM (iVJFf)

1099 I think they protest too much.
Posted by: My life is insanity

You're beautiful when you're angry !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 04:30 AM (arJlL)

1100 Ha, JT! You can always make me laugh

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:32 AM (iVJFf)

1101 Haven't made it in forever but look up a pizza dough recipe that has beer in it. The one we made often had to have lager, IPAs didn't work.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 04:39 AM (9sWOw)

1102 Ha, JT! You can always make me laugh
Posted by: My life is insanity

I wasn't joking; but try these....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kAbsdqgCks

And read the comments; some of the jokes are even funnier !


Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 04:40 AM (arJlL)

1103 Before I get my shoes on to head out...

In trying not to obsess over all of the current events I have been trying to keep a daily "grateful for" list.

Right near the top is this place.

All of the personalities, the humor, the fellowship, and the snark help keep me sane.

Thanks, all!



Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:41 AM (iVJFf)

1104 >> Haven't made it in forever but look up a pizza dough recipe that has beer in it. The one we made had to have lager, IPAs didn't work.
Posted by: Skip

When looking for my bread recipe i found grandma's recipe for beer rye. Gonna have to try that

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:43 AM (iVJFf)

1105 >>And read the comments; some of the jokes are even funnier !

Posted by: JT at November 20,

Bookmarked!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:44 AM (iVJFf)

1106 Before I get my shoes on to head out...

In trying not to obsess over all of the current events I have been trying to keep a daily "grateful for" list.

Right near the top is this place.

All of the personalities, the humor, the fellowship, and the snark help keep me sane.

Thanks, all!



Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:41 AM (iVJFf)

I couldn't agree more.
Have a blessed day.

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at November 20, 2020 04:45 AM (Z7toj)

1107 OMG save us, from yesterday
americanthinker. biden in talks to bring in penn health official who slipped her elderly mother out of covidseeded facility
Our trannie Child Psychologist could be Sundowner's health czar is more than frightening.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 04:47 AM (9sWOw)

1108 Our trannie Child Psychologist could be Sundowner's health czar is more than frightening.
Posted by: Skip

Mr. Phyllis

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 04:48 AM (arJlL)

1109 I get to do the work of 2 people today, as my coworker is on her way to her big deer hunting weekend.

Safe travel to all of you heading to your hunt.

Later, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 20, 2020 04:49 AM (iVJFf)

1110 >>And read the comments; some of the jokes are even funnier !

Posted by: JT at November 20,

Bookmarked!
Posted by: My life is insanity

Good !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 04:49 AM (arJlL)

1111 Is it my imagination, or has the Biden cabal been unusually silent on this vote fraud thing? Granted, I have not been watching MFM BS, so I don't know if they have come out and explicitly denied any of this.

By the way, Shitt Romney is a filthy piece of shit.

Good grief, Utah.


Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2020 04:50 AM (ufFY8)

1112 Oh the czars!
I had almost forgotten about that.
How many czars did obama appoint?
Funny how demos love commie things.

Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at November 20, 2020 04:53 AM (Z7toj)

1113 All deniers! Please report to the nearest train depot for processing.

Posted by: Biden junta at November 20, 2020 04:54 AM (buTO7)

1114 Chris Stigall on 990am Phila was talking Democrats in general have been quite quiet about whooping up how great Sundowner is and Trump lost. They know they only won by massive fraud.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 04:55 AM (9sWOw)

1115 Did everyone see the hair dye streaming down the side of Giuliani's face? You couldn't make it up.

It's too ridiculous. Trump and his clown car of grifters have literally killed satire.


I'm putting on weight drinking all these MAGA snowflake tears. Lol

2 months to Jan 20 and President Biden. Say bye bye to the Orange sook

Posted by: President One Term Clown at November 20, 2020 04:55 AM (M66h9)

1116 250,000 dead and still climbing.

Time for a round of golf I guess.

MAGA

Posted by: President One Term Clown at November 20, 2020 04:57 AM (M66h9)

1117 Prager had a caller who was saying chances are he will never vote again, I say good chance I won't miss going to the polls but won't vote at all or the token lowest position only. Will certainly never sign my correct name in the book again, if it gets me past then my 1st option.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 04:58 AM (9sWOw)

1118 1117 Will certainly never sign my correct name in the book again, if it gets me past then my 1st option.
Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2020 04:58 AM (9sWOw)

I'm not understanding this part of what you said, Skip. And why?

Posted by: m at November 20, 2020 04:59 AM (7d/2N)

1119 Trolls don't get that their 1st grade vocabulary make them stick out at the ONT.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2020 05:00 AM (LxTcq)

1120 "I'll Never Vote Again"

Yeah, that'll show 'em! Jeeze Louise.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 20, 2020 05:05 AM (Z3TUG)

1121 From an article that probably went around here a week ago.


According to the Constitution, all courts and all other voting problems must be resolved by the first Monday after the second Wednesday of December, which falls on December 14 this year. If on December 14, the Electoral College fails to elect a president, then the Constitution also provides for this scenario. Per the 12th Amendment to the Constitution, in this case, the President and Vice President will be elected by the House of Representatives (however, if for some reason the Vice President cannot be elected by the House of Representatives, then the right of his choice is transferred to the Senate.)


In the House of Representatives, state delegations will be voting, not the individual congressmen themselves. Now in the House of Representatives, the majority of delegations - 26 - belong to Republicans. In the Senate, the Republicans also have an advantage. So, the only reason Trump can lose the election now, a week after the election, is his own admission of defeat. But such a strange decision by Trump is unlikely - this guy is from Queens, and if he gets involved in a fight, he will see it through to the end.


https://tinyurl.com/y4xc2vfo


Kind of puts that whole press conference today (yesterday) in context.


Sweet dreams, morans.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 05:09 AM (KnJdm)

1122 Real MAGA supports should stay home and boycott the Georgia runoff election.

Don't participate in this rigged sham.

Posted by: President One Term Clown at November 20, 2020 05:09 AM (M66h9)

1123 "I'll Never Vote Again"



Yeah, that'll show 'em! Jeeze Louise.
---

It's not about 'showing' anyone anything. Trump won in a far bigger landslide than he got the first time around. If China's capacity to cheat in our elections is enough to take that away and hold it, there is no point participating in elections again.

Posted by: Methos at November 20, 2020 05:10 AM (kOpft)

1124
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2020 05:18 AM (Bbafg)

1125 Turley laying out the consequences of the presser today.


The press conference was an explosion of potentially defamatory claims by individuals or companies. The only clear defense is truth. The team insists that it can prove these allegations. It may have to do so. Not only can the individual lawyers face such lawsuits but the Trump campaign itself could be liable under the principle of respondeat superior, where an employer is liable for the conduct of his employees when they are acting within the scope of their employment.


https://tinyurl.com/yy7543bp


Trump knows this. His lawyers know this. This is not for them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 05:19 AM (KnJdm)

1126 I've said that if Biden gets in, I will never vote again. I haven't given up, I'm just looking at the other three boxes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2020 05:21 AM (LxTcq)

1127 Hiya Alton Jackson !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 05:21 AM (arJlL)

1128 Every member of Trump's legal team is overpaid including those working for free. LMFAO

Posted by: President One Term Clown at November 20, 2020 05:22 AM (M66h9)

1129
hey, JT

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2020 05:23 AM (Bbafg)

1130 You can't converse.
You cannot jest.
Nor even pass a turing test.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2020 05:23 AM (LxTcq)

1131 It's not.

That would be "Sara".
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 20, 2020 12:29 AM (aommx)

So, I know you're probably not here right now, but...how dare you? *faux outrage*

My mom actually heard that song on the radio when she was pregnant with me, and the name stuck with her. So I owe my name (and the particular spelling without an H) to Starship. I know they're less-than-great, musically speaking, but Jefferson Starship and Starship have a special place in my heart.

Posted by: JediArashi at November 20, 2020 05:23 AM (iHy1k)

1132 Thomas Malthus has many followers.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2020 05:23 AM (2BZBZ)

1133 1126 I've said that if Biden gets in, I will never vote again. I haven't given up, I'm just looking at the other three boxes.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2020 05:21 AM (LxTcq)



Lol.

Biden already won snowflake.

Posted by: President One Term Clown at November 20, 2020 05:24 AM (M66h9)

1134 What's a turing test ?

Is that like a hole song ?

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 05:24 AM (arJlL)

1135 I was told to take the sharpie cause the ovals were offset

I did and shut up. Cause they were (offset). And Cause I know my vote doesn't count in this county.

What ? You want me to pull lead ? It's Santa Clara kids


Wake up

Do I have audio ? Of course.

Did the machine accept the ballot - it said so on the screen

Do I believe it ?


IDK - WHY DO _you_ ALL ACQUIESCE TO MACHINE COUNT.


how about a No Blind Machine Count shirt ?

Naw ?

To raw ?

Then I cannot help you from here

You need to control your voting or you need an amendment or you need another state to claim fraud on the constitution ratification pact ... any takers ?

Ok. I did not think so. So I went home to my family without incident - as WOULD ALL OF YOU PANSIES in your safe spaces.

Welcome to hell or earth.

And as far as stuff to lose - I don't think of myself but of my 3 year old - so I have nothing to lose that she won't gain. All I lose is her loss but her lack of gain is her loss as well which is in my charge (as she does not yet have charge),

Sack
The fuck
Up

Bring shirts not flags.
Say nothing but stare.
Stop cheerleading and grab a jersey.

Posted by: 20201120 at November 20, 2020 05:24 AM (sRR1j)

1136 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 03:57 AM (sy5kK)

The hand recounted WI ballots went 2 to 1 for Biden? What were they originally?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 05:25 AM (9UmRs)

1137 The Turing test is a hypothetical test to determine if a machine is self aware as it were

It is a phrase commonly used in reference to AI as a prerequisite to "consciousness" as it were also ...

But you know my feelings on that now don't you

Note: that this should be well distinguished from the Turing machine or Turing program

Posted by: 20201120 at November 20, 2020 05:29 AM (sRR1j)

1138 >>> Biden already won snowflake.

Nah, Hunter prefers rock.

Posted by: fluffy at November 20, 2020 05:30 AM (FgJKq)

1139 At this point I think Kemp is dirty for buying those Dominion voting systems. Someone near and dear to him got paid. '
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2020 04:01 AM (sy5kK)

And our POS SOS is acting like the Democrats definition of a "good Republican:" one that rolls over when he's told. * spits *

Posted by: Bob Heinlein at November 20, 2020 05:36 AM (rt0xh)

1140 If trolls were actually confident they wouldn't be up feverishly
hitting their keyboards with insults at 5:37 EST.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 05:37 AM (WkPC9)

1141 Trolls are trolls. Confidence is not one of their attributes.

Posted by: pawn at November 20, 2020 05:38 AM (Cfk8j)

1142 FFS. I go out to a booty call, come back and all thats here is a troll that doesn't even put up something witty enough to make chuckle even if it's at my expense(?)

WTF?

Posted by: JROD at November 20, 2020 05:39 AM (0jZnq)

1143 Good morning Alton

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 05:39 AM (9UmRs)

1144 Alton, did you see where our House speaker and Senate majority leader are visiting the White House today?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 05:40 AM (9UmRs)

1145
'mornin', 'clutch

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2020 05:40 AM (Bbafg)

1146 Good morning all! This in the day the Lord as made, let us rejoice in it.

Posted by: Eromero at November 20, 2020 05:41 AM (XhWtx)

1147 A pillar of fire-an Upper Room Christian devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/y4jw7ckq

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 05:41 AM (WkPC9)

1148 How many czars did obama appoint?
Funny how demos love commie things.
Posted by: President-Elect Al Bundy at November 20, 2020 04:53 AM (Z7toj)

Just a quibble but the Commies shot the Czars, they didn't appoint them.

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 20, 2020 05:41 AM (rt0xh)

1149 Biden already won snowflake.
---
Nope. At this point, Biden still hasn't won anything.

And you foreigners won't have a legitimate presence in these United States even if you do steal this election.

Posted by: Methos at November 20, 2020 05:41 AM (kOpft)

1150 a new single-day record of 185,527 new COVID-19 cases in the U.S. The previous record was on Friday 11/13 with 176,309 cases.

1,912 deaths were reported across the U.S. today.

There have been 11,771,117 cases and 253,305 deaths.

MAGA

Posted by: President One Term Clown at November 20, 2020 05:42 AM (M66h9)

1151 I'm your troll

You heard me:

Stop making it about trump

Duh

It's about election integrity

So stop waving trump flags and giving them an excuse

Duh

Posted by: Huckleberry at November 20, 2020 05:42 AM (sRR1j)

1152
I did not see that, clutch

are they "visiting the White House" or just taking the tour?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2020 05:43 AM (Bbafg)

1153 Checks cleared apparently.

Posted by: John Marston at November 20, 2020 05:43 AM (c+5fJ)

1154 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 05:44 AM (JFO2v)

1155 This country is more than a man

If thou protest "elect trump" you short the process.

We must have a process/system or we have nothing

Exalt the process

Posted by: Dur at November 20, 2020 05:44 AM (sRR1j)

1156 >>> a new single-day record of 185,527 new COVID-19 cases in the U.S. The previous record was on Friday 11/13 with 176,309 cases.

If we administered more IQ tests we would have more retards,

Posted by: fluffy at November 20, 2020 05:47 AM (FgJKq)

1157 Checks cleared apparently.

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 05:47 AM (WkPC9)

1158 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 05:19 AM

Great link. Turley has to believe PDT and his team have the goods. We'll see if Dominion sues.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 05:48 AM (9UmRs)

1159 1156 >>> a new single-day record of 185,527 new COVID-19 cases in the U.S. The previous record was on Friday 11/13 with 176,309 cases.

If we administered more IQ tests we would have more retards,
Posted by: fluffy at November 20, 2020 05:47 AM (FgJKq)

He may be a retard but tonight he's our retard!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 20, 2020 05:48 AM (rt0xh)

1160

"...let us rejoice in it."

Thanks Eromero.

Another Stop the Steal rally here tomorrow.
Yes, it'll be my 3rd.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 20, 2020 05:49 AM (6kzAH)

1161 up

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 20, 2020 05:49 AM (iTXRQ)

1162 January 2021

President Biden inaugurated

February 2021

Covid numbers plummet, cease to be reported, never discussed again

Posted by: Cause-Effect at November 20, 2020 05:49 AM (ldmQR)

1163 1152
I did not see that, clutch

are they "visiting the White House" or just taking the tour?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2020 05:43 AM (Bbafg)

Having a come to GEOTUS moment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 05:51 AM (KnJdm)

1164 Our trannie Child Psychologist could be Sundowner's health czar is more than frightening.
Posted by: Skip

Will Joe sniff his hair in confusion? LOLs could ensue.

Posted by: lizabth at November 20, 2020 05:51 AM (L3Rsz)

1165 Beautiful pictures of nature. I particularly like the one of sunrise over IL prairie:

https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 05:51 AM (WkPC9)

1166 Alton, they are visiting PDT at the White House. WJR announced it at the end of Rush's show, at 3:00.
wHitler's reaction was, wear a mask and be safe.

I hope they are being shown all the voting hinkiness in our fair state such as what Clyde Shelton has shown. Also the Steve Crowder video from yesterday that someone up here put up.
173,000 votes out of Detroit in many precincts with zero registered voters. Is Crowder the real deal, reliable?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 05:53 AM (9UmRs)

1167 Beautiful pictures of nature. I particularly like the one of sunrise over IL prairie:

We do have our moments of beauty in Illinois. Prairies in full bloom are a special kinda gorgeous.

Posted by: lizabth at November 20, 2020 05:54 AM (L3Rsz)

1168 Wear plain shirts or us flags

Trust me please

And may god bless you for standing up

Posted by: Not begging at November 20, 2020 05:54 AM (sRR1j)

1169 WTF?





Posted by: JROD at November 20, 2020 05:39 AM (0jZnq)

Congratulations?

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at November 20, 2020 05:56 AM (ufFY8)

1170 Good morning. I think it might be a good day today based on all the sad trolls here this morning.

Posted by: Spypeach at November 20, 2020 05:56 AM (Up/Jb)

1171 Covid numbers plummet, cease to be reported, never discussed again
Posted by: Cause-Effect at November 20, 2020 05:49 AM (ldmQR)

Those Irag/Afghan death totals on CNN sure ended very quickly.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 05:56 AM (JFO2v)

1172 1144
Alton, did you see where our House speaker and Senate majority leader are visiting the White House today?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 05:40 AM (9UmRs)

Are you talkin' bout MI?

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2020 05:57 AM (ufFY8)

1173 1167 Beautiful pictures of nature. I particularly like the one of sunrise over IL prairie:

We do have our moments of beauty in Illinois. Prairies in full bloom are a special kinda gorgeous.
Posted by: lizabth at November 20, 2020 05:54 AM (L3Rsz)

I like the blood filled gutters in inner city Chicago after a 3 day weekend.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 05:57 AM (JFO2v)

1174 Posted by: lizabth at November 20, 2020 05:54 AM (L3Rsz)

I think every state has beauty. People just need to be aware of it and not let the state of politics subsume everything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 05:58 AM (WkPC9)

1175 Beautiful pictures of nature. I particularly like the one of sunrise over IL prairie:

https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I forget about that site.

Thanks Fen!

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 05:58 AM (vd8XM)

1176 173,000 votes out of Detroit in many precincts with zero registered voters. Is Crowder the real deal, reliable?
Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 05:53 AM (9UmRs)

I can't vouch for those numbers, but Crowder is pretty tuned in. More importantly, his numbers are yuge, and Trump is known to get his message out in any way possible. I suspect he is being fed info.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 05:59 AM (KnJdm)

1177 Through Palin, it seemed as if the dark spirits that had long been lurking on the edges of the modern Republican Party xenophobia, anti intellectualism, paranoid conspiracy theories, an antipathy toward Black and brown folks were finding their way to center stage.

Bary thinks about Sarah more than Big Mike!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 05:59 AM (JFO2v)

1178 >>> I think every state has beauty.

Even Rhode Island

Posted by: fluffy at November 20, 2020 06:01 AM (FgJKq)

1179

[x] US Flag
[x] Gadsden Flag
[x] Trump 2020 Flag

As long as it's not too windy.
Two of em in cymbal stands.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 20, 2020 06:01 AM (6kzAH)

1180 A lovely psalm -Psalm 27:

https://tinyurl.com/y6dp9qw9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 06:01 AM (WkPC9)

1181 Damn my wife sucked 1 or my ARs into the vacuum and it got thrown when she changed the bag.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:01 AM (JFO2v)

1182 We now have a mask mandate in New Hampshire.

You know, the 'live free or die' state.

Posted by: squeakywheel at November 20, 2020 06:02 AM (WrOrt)

1183 I think every state has beauty. People just need to be aware of it and not let the state of politics subsume everything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 05:58 AM (WkPC9)

even O K L A H O M A

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:02 AM (JFO2v)

1184 Bary thinks about Sarah more than Big Mike!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 05:59 AM (JFO2v)

Pathetic fuck is reduced to race huckstering.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 06:02 AM (KnJdm)

1185 We Built This City isn't in my Top 1000.

2000 isn't looking real good,either.

Posted by: Dale Doback at November 20, 2020 06:03 AM (Jv7IM)

1186 Morning.
Wife and I celebrate 38 year anniversary today.

We shall sneak, serpentine, over the border to Wisconsin to eat inside a restaurant.

Shhhhh.

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

1187 I can't vouch for those numbers, but Crowder is pretty tuned in. More importantly, his numbers are yuge, and Trump is known to get his message out in any way possible. I suspect he is being fed info.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 05:59 AM (KnJdm)

Many precincts had 90% to 300% turnout. It added up to about 500k over votes.

do you need the link?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:03 AM (JFO2v)

1188 Are you talkin' bout MI?
Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20,

Yes. Chatfield and Shirkey are squishier than a sponge. I'm hoping PDT shows some of the voting results stuff.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:04 AM (9UmRs)

1189 You know, the 'live free or die' state.
Posted by: squeakywheel at November 20, 2020 06:02 AM (WrOrt)

live masked or die its the new motto

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:04 AM (JFO2v)

1190 Wut?

'We Built This City' is possibly the worst song ever created. Commercial, dessicated, meaningless. An insult.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2020 06:04 AM (EZebt)

1191 Yes, please.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2020 06:04 AM (KnJdm)

1192 Bary thinks about Sarah more than Big Mike!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 05:59 AM (JFO2v)


C'mon, to be fair, who wouldn't? Think about a large in the caboose Wookiee or a hot gal who can shoot a gun and field dress a moose? Not much of a decision with those choices.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 06:05 AM (ldL4g)

1193 Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

Congratulations! That's wonderful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 06:05 AM (WkPC9)

1194 >>>>
[x] US Flag
[x] Gadsden Flag
[x] Trump 2020 Flag

As long as it's not too windy.
Two of em in cymbal stands.
Posted by: TeeJ at November 20, 2020 06:01 AM

Posted by: _ at November 20, 2020 06:05 AM (sRR1j)

1195 Rhennigan, yeah post that link again for Crowder. It seems to good to be true. Someone is bluffing, either my state's SoS and governor, or PDT's team.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:05 AM (9UmRs)

1196 1186 Morning.
Wife and I celebrate 38 year anniversary today.

We shall sneak, serpentine, over the border to Wisconsin to eat inside a restaurant.

Shhhhh.
Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

Congrats If you would have shot her you would have only got about 17 years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:05 AM (JFO2v)

1197 Yes. Chatfield and Shirkey are squishier than a sponge. I'm hoping PDT shows some of the voting results stuff.
Posted by: clutch

Trump! stands up from behind the desk with a baseball bat. They notice that a tarp is under their chairs....

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:05 AM (vd8XM)

1198 Yes. Chatfield and Shirkey are squishier than a sponge. I'm hoping PDT shows some of the voting results stuff.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:04 AM (9UmRs)

I agree.

I didn't realize those two were squishes, until I read the shit Shirkey spewed the other day.

Posted by: Occupier of the President-Elect Office Deplorable Ian Galt at November 20, 2020 06:07 AM (ufFY8)

1199 Congrats If you would have shot her you would have only got about 17 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I think I made the right choice.

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

1200 Congrats Bruce and BruceWife !

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 06:07 AM (Jv7IM)

1201 Bruce Mazel tov to you and Mrs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2020 06:07 AM (EZebt)

1202 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 06:08 AM (u82oZ)

1203 Fen-

You have mail !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 06:08 AM (arJlL)

1204 Be a menace to this society

Posted by: It works - they proved it at November 20, 2020 06:08 AM (sRR1j)

1205 I've never been to Oklahoma, but yes, it looks lovely:

https://tinyurl.com/y5notdm4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 06:08 AM (WkPC9)

1206 Congrats to Bruce and Missus Bruce !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 06:08 AM (arJlL)

1207

"...isn't in my top 1000."

Mine neither.
But "Miracles" is easily top 100.
Maybe top 50.
Incredible arrangement.

Have a good day, all.

Posted by: TeeJ at November 20, 2020 06:09 AM (6kzAH)

1208 You have mail !
Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 06:08 AM (arJlL)

O.K. Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 06:09 AM (WkPC9)

1209 C'mon, to be fair, who wouldn't? Think about a
large in the caboose Wookiee or a hot gal who can shoot a gun and field
dress a moose? Not much of a decision with those choices.

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 06:05 AM (ldL4g)

you are assuming hetero.
Which means you are assuming facts not in evidence.

Posted by: President-Elect anchorbabe fashion cop at November 20, 2020 06:09 AM (ufFY8)

1210 MI over voting

https://tinyurl.com/y3vg5foq

excerpt

There are a stunning 3,276 precincts where the Presidential Votes Cast compared to the Estimated Voters based on Reported Statistics ranges from 84% to 350% reveals 431,954 excess ballots.. This pattern strongly suggests that the *additive algorithm* was activated.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:09 AM (JFO2v)

1211 Good morning. What time is Matlock on? And is it time for my nap yet?

Posted by: President Elect Joe Biden at November 20, 2020 06:09 AM (AutUY)

1212 Thank you Lord for another day.

Another day of watching Wobbly House of Biden try to hold this house of cards together amongst massive evidence that Trump beat him like a rented mule.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 06:10 AM (Jv7IM)

1213 Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:05 AM (vd8XM)

Ha! Bruce, you might be from Chicago...

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:11 AM (9UmRs)

1214 Oklahoma is lovely indeed

So few electoral votes maybe that can be fixed.

Posted by: Just kidding - going to Idaho most likely at November 20, 2020 06:12 AM (sRR1j)

1215
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2020 06:13 AM (mht8P)

1216 Georgia Constitution

Paragraph II. Run-off election. A run-off election shall be a continuation of the general election and only persons who were entitled to vote in the general election shall be entitled to vote therein; and only those votes cast for the persons designated for the runoff shall be counted in the tabulation and canvass of the votes cast.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:13 AM (JFO2v)

1217 Oh wow. If the trolls are out already they ARE worried.

LOL keep hacking away at the lies, TeamGiuliani!

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 06:13 AM (Jv7IM)

1218 Ian Galt, I assume you live in MI also? Chatfield backed out of the resolution to get the votes going to impeach wHitler. Something about how we saw how it went in DC, we don't want that in MI.
Well, one had no evidence, and the other has blown off our legislature and the state Supreme Court. Not equivalent.
Chatfield is term limited and out in a few weeks.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:14 AM (9UmRs)

1219 from 84% to 350% reveals 431,954 excess ballots.. This pattern strongly suggests that the *additive algorithm* was activated.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:09 AM (JFO2v)

Yeah, but they're gonna need to show that the Al Gore rhythm was actually activated, not that it COULD have been activated.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:16 AM (9UmRs)

1220 1208....

250,000 primarily very old Americans are dead, of which 130,000 died of something else other than Chinese WuFlu, despite claims made by $$$hospitals$$$$ and $$$states$$$. Too bad you weren't among them.

Posted by: PacosMojo at November 20, 2020 06:16 AM (I020p)

1221 Say, did you ever look at the election time series as a PID filter output (D=0) ... looks oddly familiar

Posted by: p=0.2 I=0.2 at November 20, 2020 06:17 AM (sRR1j)

1222 Romney To Trump: Normally You Find The Evidence Before You Claim Fraud

Dude you supposedly a business man. How many times do managers say I believe we were defrauded in this contact and THEN call in accountants to find the evidence??

ps asswipe!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:18 AM (JFO2v)

1223 Bruce congratulations to you both. And many more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

1224 Yeah, but they're gonna need to show that the Al Gore rhythm was actually activated, not that it COULD have been activated.
Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:16 AM (9UmRs)

Al Gore rhythm method works!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:19 AM (JFO2v)

1225 This is the Crowder video from yesterday about 173,000 ghost votes in Detroit. It is 18 minutes long, but I'm not sure if it is accurate. Nobody could think they could get away with this.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3aa7a5b

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:20 AM (9UmRs)

1226 Rudy brought up the high likelihood of centralized planning in the coup attempt. I would place a certain house in the Kalorama neighborhood on the list of planning HQs. The Iranian ferret maintains living space there, and most of the swamp know how to get there. Jarret, Brennan, McChrystal, Sid Blumenthal, and the true poor excuse for a human being Robert Creamer probably got together there a lot.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 20, 2020 06:20 AM (I58tH)

1227 Apparently, my nephew and his girlfriend have the covid. They found out 2 days ago. I talked to him last night and he has zero symptoms. And, get this, she says she thinks she can't smell things at times, but other than that, nothing. Thinks?

Yeah, thinks.

What a joke.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 06:20 AM (Jv7IM)

1228 Seriously, a covid troll at early-fuck-thirty? They *are* worried.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 06:23 AM (oVJmc)

1229 Seriously, a covid troll at early-fuck-thirty? They *are* worried.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

It's cold out and probably all the good gloryholes are taken

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

1230 Mr. Peebles

In our minds we are the Americans. To the Lefts, we are not yet slaves and dead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

1231 The original estimates were that 2.2 million people would die from COVID. Trump has saved 2 million lives.

Posted by: MAGA (stop the steal link in this nic) at November 20, 2020 06:27 AM (cMXNt)

1232 Dan Bongino was talking about some of these perfectly new and fresh mail in ballots that show zero signs of handling, a pre-fold that makes it easier to put into the machine, and perfectly symmetrical marks almost as if they were done by a machine for Biden yesterday.

They went 98% Biden.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 06:27 AM (Jv7IM)

1233 1228....

Yeah jackass, your Donk pals were importing Chinese WuFlu patients from across the border, with hospitals receiving upwards of 14 ambulances from Mexico per day.
https://tinyurl.com/y5w5j62j

Posted by: PacosMojo at November 20, 2020 06:28 AM (I020p)

1234 jsg

If only we had an FBI to investigate.

But they went all Praetorian Guard, and are useless, except for repression.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

1235
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez


US House candidate, NY-14
To get the virus under control, we need to pay people to stay home.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:29 AM (JFO2v)

1236 1228 Seriously, a covid troll at early-fuck-thirty? They *are* worried.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 06:23 AM (oVJmc)

What we call early they call late. It is probably about to punch out.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 06:29 AM (Jv7IM)

1237 rhennigantx

In her mind, our homes = prison.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

1238 62 for a high here yesterday so we got the outside Christmas lights up. All set to go for next Thursday night

I was nice not doing them in 30 degree weather when none of the extension cords want to bend the way you need them to.

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

1239 US House candidate, NY-14
To get the virus under control, we need to pay people to stay home.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I'm already staying home. Do I get double time then?

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

1240 A couple restaurants are open in our area of Illinois.
One has a sign that if you don't like it, don't come in. Wear a mask..We'll do the same. Tables are distanced.


They are trying to keep the doors open

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

1241 Time for work preps.Just a little early.

May America prevail, and we all thrive under the second term of GEOTUS.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

1242 Did a little leaf removal too. They were going across the yard about 30 MPH in the wind. Got rid of the larger piles anyway.
Next week is the final hoorah. Then to put away the mower and get out the snow blower

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

1243 May America prevail, and we all thrive under the second term of GEOTUS.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Yes!

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

1244 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 20, 2020 06:39 AM (iEx0u)

1245 Morning olddog!

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:39 AM (vd8XM)

1246 The sun will be coming up shortly for those in the East. "The rosy fingers of dawn" as one of those Greek or Roman poets says, and then it will be "when morning gilds the skies" which is a hymn we use. If it's nice where you are, go out and take a look!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 06:42 AM (WkPC9)

1247 We old retired divorced guys come in two varieties, either a complete slob or very neat. I guess I fall in the latter, always make my bed, lay out the clothes for the day. Anyway, it dawned on me that my uniform of the day lately has been sweatpants and pocket tees (and the get off my lawn velcro sneakers). Just put out jeans, button front shirt, and shoes I have to tie. I'll probably blow out the left knee tying my shoe.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 20, 2020 06:43 AM (I58tH)

1248 There is a growing division in our country between what I call self-actualized adults who wish to live their own lives, make their own decisions, and enjoy or suffer the consequences and those who refuse to grow up; who want a Big Mommy to provide for them and take care of them and tell them what to do. In many places we already have a voting majority of the Perpetual Infants, and they are slowly dragging the country toward totalitarianism.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

1249 The sun will be coming up shortly for those in the East. "The rosy fingers of dawn" as one of those Greek or Roman poets says, and then it will be "when morning gilds the skies" which is a hymn we use. If it's nice where you are, go out and take a look!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I will be shortly. I have to get the garbage cans to the street.

Not as poetic when I add that in though

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)

1250 I'll probably blow out the left knee tying my shoe.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 20, 2020 06:43 AM (I58tH)

risk v reward

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

1251 Just put out jeans, button front shirt, and shoes I have to tie. I'll probably blow out the left knee tying my shoe.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Hey slow down there! You're making me look bad now.
I'm still getting used to socks and shoes after the warm weather left us

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

1252 Good morning!

Gonna be a couple of hours before it gets light here. But it's quiet, the dogs are napping and the coffee is ready.

Congrats on 38 Bruce!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 20, 2020 06:47 AM (YAr5m)

1253
We built these titties
We built these titties
From sil-ly-cone

Posted by: Hollywood Starship at November 20, 2020 06:47 AM (O2r9j)

1254 Congrats on 38 Bruce!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Thanks. We've had a lot of fun all this time

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

1255 FenelonSpoke

Every morning I look for the Green Flash. We have a sharp horizon to the east. On a clear day, you can see it.

You can tell the Earth is on an tilted axis, because of the difference in where the Sun pops up over a year. I love dawn in Kansas. Plus, you get to wake the deer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

1256 1251 Heh. I actually have one of those as seen on tv deals for putting on your socks. I'm about one click away from ordering clothes off the back of the VFW magazine.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 20, 2020 06:49 AM (I58tH)

1257 You can tell the Earth is on an tilted axis, because of the difference in where the Sun pops up over a year. I love dawn in Kansas. Plus, you get to wake the deer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

another damned spherical earther

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

1258 Heh. I actually have one of those as seen on tv deals for putting on your socks. I'm about one click away from ordering clothes off the back of the VFW magazine.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I've been wearing New Balance for years. Not the velcro ones though....yet
Of course I've got a 16 4E foot. My choices are limited

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

1259 There is a CNN piece on Yahoo news about the totally non-existent fraud accusations with no evidence is just a long screed about Trump and his racism and how malicious he is. Hard to believe this is presented y a news story, I doubt there is has accurate piece of info. Yet the LIV's will suck it up and spew it back out and vote accordingly. This country is so screwed up.

Posted by: Ripley at November 20, 2020 06:52 AM (MxEKc)

1260 Local news keeps finding business that have had one tested positive case among the help. Close it down! Restaurants are really hard it, especially the local diners who have no drive thru, and depend on the morning coffee crowd.Pols don't care, they have coffee delivered to their office by underlings, no worry. Do you think Newsome lays awake at night thinking of the little business person, not in this life time.Cuomo mad at sheriffs that won't enforce his Thanksgiving rule of a very limited groups at the dinner table...10 or less.

Posted by: Colin at November 20, 2020 06:53 AM (32Ttm)

1261 You can tell the Earth is on an tilted axis, because of the difference in where the Sun pops up over a year. I love dawn in Kansas. Plus, you get to wake the deer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

It's interesting how it hits my eyes in my morning chair. Late June I have to close the blinds for a bit when the sun comes up. For now it's hitting the wall opposite me.

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

1262 1258 Gee, Bruce, start forging NBA players names on those gunboats and put 'em on EBAY.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 20, 2020 06:54 AM (I58tH)

1263 Gee, Bruce, start forging NBA players names on those gunboats and put 'em on EBAY.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

HA! I should.

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:55 AM (vd8XM)

1264 Would give me great pleasure to beable to shut down Yahoo's news room. One way or another.

Posted by: Colin at November 20, 2020 06:56 AM (32Ttm)

1265 Remember way back when there was some sort of material from Hunter Biden's laptop that was being sent common carrier across the country to Tucker Carlson but it went missing and then turned up at the shipping hub with the package opened and it was either an elaborate sting operation to smoke out the enemy agents or else it was the deep state politico-shipping complex flexing to show its power? And also it was maybe a month ago, at the absolute outside?

What the hot buttered fuck was any of that about? Does anyone remember what actually happened?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 06:57 AM (t+qrx)

1266 Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

Any type of catastrophe like a Carrington event would cause a lot of deaths in this country among the Perpetual Infants.

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 06:58 AM (9UmRs)

1267 Wow! Almost 1300 comments! Mornin', all!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 20, 2020 06:58 AM (rpbg1)

1268 mornin' y'all 40 degrees and foggy. More or less had to drag the dog outside she wanted to stay by the fire and I don't blame her.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at November 20, 2020 06:59 AM (6Pqz7)

1269
"What the hot buttered fuck was any of that about? Does anyone remember what actually happened?
Posted by: hogmartin"


FBI is preparing case against Tucker and Giuliani for trafficking/transporting child porn no doubt.

Posted by: Ripley at November 20, 2020 07:00 AM (MxEKc)

1270 Hogmartin, good morning. Yeah the Hunter Biden info disappearance vanished as a story. No idea what the deal is. Tucker kind of tucked tail and cowered after that, didn't he?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2020 07:02 AM (9UmRs)

1271 The youngest boy called yesterday and said two of the guys in his shop tested positive for the the Sino Sinus Syphilis. He's an electrician and since they're in peoples homes every day, the owner paid for the entire shop to get tested. 1/2 came back positive and none of them had any symptoms at all.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 20, 2020 07:02 AM (YAr5m)

1272 What the hot buttered fuck was any of that about? Does anyone remember what actually happened?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 06:57 AM (t+qrx)


FEDEX found the missing thumb drive in question, it was delivered, late, to Tucker, so all's good. Just like vote fraud. It happened, but who the fuck cares?

Posted by: RickZ at November 20, 2020 07:03 AM (ldL4g)

1273 The Harris County Clerk's Office paid me this week for election day clerking. It seems they granted me some sort of bonus or gratuity, no doubt for my many years of not-too-shabby service.

It seems the payroll for many of the 10,000 election clerks and judges was processed by Dominion or something.


Top. Men.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 07:03 AM (4I/2K)

1274 1271 The youngest boy called yesterday and said two of the guys in his shop tested positive for the the Sino Sinus Syphilis. He's an electrician and since they're in peoples homes every day, the owner paid for the entire shop to get tested. 1/2 came back positive and none of them had any symptoms at all.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 20, 2020 07:02 AM (YAr5m)

The test is looking to find a needle in a stack of 1 TRILLION needles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

1275 Okay...breakfast and then to some fun...I hope

Have a good one all

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

1276 I just heard that one TSA Employee has died with the coronavirus in the last year. One.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at November 20, 2020 07:06 AM (f4uba)

1277 The original "We Built This City" and the Muzak "We Built This City" sound exactly the same.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the President-Elect at November 20, 2020 07:06 AM (PiwSw)

1278 Is this the line to get a hot buttered fuck? Adding this to my Sex Bucket list.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 07:07 AM (4I/2K)

1279 1276 They didn't mention the TSA employee was mangled in a baggage carousel, in ICU and on life support.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 20, 2020 07:09 AM (I58tH)

1280 1278 Is this the line to get a hot buttered fuck? Adding this to my Sex Bucket list.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 07:07 AM (4I/2K)

butter will weaken latex condoms

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)

1281 I've been wearing New Balance for years. Not the velcro ones though....yet

Of course I've got a 16 4E foot. My choices are limited

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

Dayum. When you stomp a spider, it's most sincerely dead.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 07:11 AM (4I/2K)

1282 Oops. Almost forgot.
The WKRP turkey episode is on this Sunday on METV. 630 PM Central

As God is my witness....

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2020 07:11 AM (vd8XM)

1283 "butter will weaken latex condoms
Posted by: rhennigantx "

Voice of experience?

Posted by: the lobster at November 20, 2020 07:13 AM (O2r9j)

1284 To get the virus under control, we need to pay people to stay home.

Pretty much all of those who see Government as their calling in life will say this because they are utterly convinced that they are gods - and sovereign over all that they didn't create.

And never have the temerity to demand of a god how they know that their claims are true.

This is how you get Government to get the public to believe that throwing virgins into volcanos will ensure a good maize crop.

Actually, no one knows if that ever took place, it just sort of pops up in 19th century English literature and soon its a trope that most everyone has heard or used.

And that is AOC and much of the terrorized planet. You hear something crazy, then believe that crazy has been done, then over time crazy sounds like a good idea.

Many assume that the volcano story is true because we know that government and the people are just that stupid and crazy. Here is AOC offering the equivalent of throwing virgins into a volcano. And we are expected to go along with that.

We are ruled by lunatics, with the permission of many severely stupid people.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at November 20, 2020 07:13 AM (C+evo)

1285 Snow White comforts boy with autism who had a "meltdown" in Disney World

"Snow White was amazing with him!! She kissed, hugged and cuddled him. He was laying his head crying on her lap. She then took him for a walk away from the crowd! She was amazing. She held his hand, danced with him, took him over to a bench and sat with him," Bergner wrote, calling the woman "a pure angel."

Reading the article, I note that none of what she did would be allowed today, what with masks and "social distancing".

In fact, the parents likely would not even take their son there in the first place, knowing that something like this -- his "meltdown" -- could happen. The article is dated Sept 2019, so this was all before the tyrannical COVID-19 restrictions were put in place everywhere.

Sad times we live in.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 20, 2020 07:13 AM (Do5/p)

1286 What the hot buttered fuck was any of that about? Does anyone remember what actually happened?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2020 06:57 AM (t+qrx)

The successful hiding of Biden corruption, and I helped!

Posted by: DOJ is fat and incapable at November 20, 2020 07:13 AM (ONvIw)

1287 NYC wonderfuler case tracking system found less that 20% (thats 1 out of 5) causes for transmission of WhuFlu.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

1288 Regarding the Yoda article and the likely "pro choice" author, you have to remember that a woman wanting to keep her baby magically transforms the "clump of cells" into a human child. Since frog lady wanted her babies, they were real children and bad for The Child (TM) to eat.

Posted by: heli at November 20, 2020 07:16 AM (Q/G8A)

1289 1259 There is a CNN piece on Yahoo news about the totally non-existent fraud accusations with no evidence is just a long screed about Trump and his racism and how malicious he is.

There were three denouncement spots on the radio within an hour of the end of the presser. The media is really going all in to kill this story before t gains any traction. If there's nothing to it, and you want to destroy Trump, wouldn't you let it play out - to give Trump plenty of rope to hang himself ? That's not what they seem to be doing.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 20, 2020 07:17 AM (cWLG9)

1290 The MSM knows the depths of election fraud that are there under the surface. They don't want that dredged up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 07:19 AM (oVJmc)

1291 They didn't mention the TSA employee was mangled in a baggage carousel, in ICU and on life support.

Nor that the TSA employee could be charitably characterized as of "having low metabolic health" or they had difficulties finding a uniform that would fit.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at November 20, 2020 07:19 AM (C+evo)

1292 Our charter school; has helpfully sett a list of rules and procedures and suggestions and procedures for a safe and happy Thanksgiving. Going to the dentist would be more enjoyable than what they think is safe.


I am surprised they used the word Thanksgiving though. How did they get by the censors? Christmas isn't even Winter break anymore now it is Winter Solstice Festival the past couple years.


Posted by: Ripley at November 20, 2020 07:21 AM (MxEKc)

1293 Morning all,


JT, Thank You for the picture. I really liked it.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2020 07:21 AM (kszLT)

1294 The MSM knows the depths of election fraud that are there under the surface. They don't want that dredged up.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2020 07:19 AM (oVJmc)


Thats my bet as well. I don't think they were "told" - as in officially briefed - but people talk.

Posted by: Always Be Lurking at November 20, 2020 07:22 AM (cWLG9)

1295 1291 300 pound angry black woman who was aspiring to work at the dmv.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 20, 2020 07:22 AM (I58tH)

1296 The media is really going all in to kill this story before t gains any traction.

Exactly like Comet Pizza.

Up until now, and perhaps the Hunter Biden story, I haven't seen the Enemedia so eager to kill a story.

To think that everyone's hair on fire over Trump drinking diet Coke or having two scoops of ice cream was the most important Stop The Presses sort of thing.

The annihilation of the worlds Greatest Republic doesn't even get mention.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at November 20, 2020 07:23 AM (C+evo)

1297 I once got into a fight with the Phillie Phanatic, too. That's a story that has to be told in person.

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2020 07:23 AM (Izzlo)

1298 300 pound angry black woman who was aspiring to work be employed at the dmv.

Would be an upgrade. Give her more time to work on her nails.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at November 20, 2020 07:24 AM (C+evo)

1299 Snow White comforts boy with autism who had a "meltdown" in Disney World



"Snow White was amazing with him!! She kissed, hugged and cuddled
him. He was laying his head crying on her lap. She then took him for a
walk away from the crowd! She was amazing. She held his hand, danced
with him, took him over to a bench and sat with him," Bergner wrote,
calling the woman "a pure angel."




Reading the article, I note that none of what she did would be allowed today, what with masks and "social distancing".



In fact, the parents likely would not even take their son there in
the first place, knowing that something like this -- his "meltdown" --
could happen.
The article is dated Sept 2019, so this was all before
the tyrannical COVID-19 restrictions were put in place everywhere.



Sad times we live in.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 20, 2020 07:13 AM (Do5/p)

Not true. WDW is a magical place for many kids on the spectrum. When parents control for the crowds and noise, spectrum kids often blossom from their prison. Have seen it happen first hand, with my daughter.
I agree that in this instance, Snow White was a pure angel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2020 07:27 AM (4I/2K)

1300 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2020 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

That must be great see. I've heard of people seeing it in other parts of the world.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2020 07:28 AM (WkPC9)

1301 I am surprised they used the word Thanksgiving though. How did they get by the censors? Christmas isn't even Winter break anymore now it is Winter Solstice Festival the past couple years

The trend among the younger generation - the many who come from broken / dysfunctional / distant families has been to walk away from Thanksgiving because with the Musical Beds that the biological mother and father play, Thanksgiving usually means dinner and a fight with strangers, its replacement has been to hang out with people in proximity (co-workers, neighbors, etc.) and call it "Friendsgiving".

Our culture, what is left of it, is light years away from Normal Rockwell.

Posted by: President Elect 🐧 at November 20, 2020 07:29 AM (C+evo)

1302 nude

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)

1303 The "thing" that best proves the truth of voter fraud, is the suppression of the story. It it was fake and Giuliani a "clown" they would be trumpeting it and running the news as a chyron. The MSM readily publishes things that would make Trump look foolish, if this were one of those, they'd be relentless in their coverage.

This is a media coup d'etat as much as it belongs to Obama, Biden, Schumer and Pelosi

Posted by: DOJ is fat and incapable at November 20, 2020 07:31 AM (ONvIw)

1304 1301>>>> Our culture, what is left of it, is light years away from Normal Rockwell.


So you have been under a rock then all this time ...

Posted by: Interesting ....... AND unique at November 20, 2020 07:32 AM (sRR1j)

1305 This is a media coup d'etat as much as it belongs to Obama, Biden, Schumer and Pelosi

Correct. The Democrats don't run the media, the media runs the Democrats.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 20, 2020 07:38 AM (6XLoz)

1306 Morning all,


JT, Thank You for the picture. I really liked it.
Posted by: Ben Had

Good !

You are MOST welcome !

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2020 07:41 AM (arJlL)

1307 1232 Dan Bongino was talking about some of these perfectly new and fresh mail in ballots that show zero signs of handling, a pre-fold that makes it easier to put into the machine, and perfectly symmetrical marks almost as if they were done by a machine for Biden yesterday.

They went 98% Biden.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2020 06:27 AM (Jv7IM)


I like to see them test any suspicious ballots for fingerprints. Might tell us a lot.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 20, 2020 07:52 AM (Fs5vw)

1308 1305 This is a media coup d'etat as much as it belongs to Obama, Biden, Schumer and Pelosi

Correct. The Democrats don't run the media, the media runs the Democrats.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 20, 2020 07:38 AM (6XLoz)

Chicken/egg.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 20, 2020 07:54 AM (Fs5vw)

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