Nate Silver: If Trump Wins North Carolina, Georgia, and Florida, It's a 50/50 Election

Even this leftist drip geek is conceding that.

If Trump wins all three Needle States the election is 50:50.

The "Needle States" are FLA, GA, NC. I don't know why they're called that.

My Florida poll-watcher guy is very optimistic about Florida.

In the below chart, blue does not mean Democrat advantage. It means that the GOP has not yet reached its 2016 totals.

He's analyzing the ballots cast every twenty minutes

voteradvantage1020

At 10:20 am, the GOP was close to exceeding its entire 2016 vote level.

He predicted that by 11:20 am, the GOP would exceed the number of GOP ballots cast in 2016, and it did.

When the colors flip to pink/red, it means the GOP has surpassed the 2016 numbers.

floridavoteradvantage

The last column in that chart -- "Indy R/D" -- attempts to guess at whether the Indies are voting R or D. The assumption made is that independents turning out in red counties will tend to vote GOP, and that independents in blue areas will tend to vote Democrat.

And then he analyzes whether indies are turning out more in red counties or blue counties.


At the moment, there's a slight advantage for the Democrats as far as independent turnout in blue counties. But remember, this chart is of the total vote, including early/mail-in vote. Democrats/Biden banked a big advantage there before election day.

That advantage is dwindling every twenty minutes.

The Biden campaign distributed this analysis of what percentage of election day votes Trump needs to overcome the Democrat early vote advantage.

neededtowin

In Florida, Trump needs 56% of the E-Day vote to win, Biden estimates.

My friend reports that the partisan breakdown of ballots cast today is 51R / 24D. Yes, only 24% Democrat. My friend calculates that Trump would have to lose the E-Day independent vote 95%-5% to not reach that 56% of all E-Day votes threshhold.

Let's look just at Pinellas County.

Patrick Rufini -- a NeverTrump squish, kind of a soft Democrat -- modeled that Democrats would finish the day with +2000 ballots cast in Pinellas.

Instead, it now looks like Republicans will carry the county in ballots cast by 12,000.

rufinipinellas

Florida looks very good for us.

Our next worries are GA and NC, and of course PA.


Posted by: Ace at 12:02 PM




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Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (8D42x)

2 made it

i'll get the others

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (8D42x)

3 good morning

Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (wtnJT)

4 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (8D42x)

5 I just took a home made apple pie out of the oven. Like Churchill and champagne, we'll either deserve it or need it tonight.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 03, 2020 12:03 PM (sg6iY)

6 And with FL obviously trending very red, the fiction that Biden is going to have a huge victory is coming to a crashing halt.

The left is in the opening stages of freaking out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:03 PM (NWM+b)

7 Smile and have a happy heart. Piss off a leftist today!!!

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:03 PM (k9Zh+)

8 Good morning ace!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:03 PM (3GzTP)

9 Needle states? Possibly because NC and GA have pines, and Florida has palms, which also have "needles." Unless the heroin crisis (a different kind of needle) hit those states hard.

Posted by: Carly at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (Ue8hM)

10 The local talking head here is less bullish on NC, just b/c of the large swaths of suburbs and many Karens who reside there.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (XeEyo)

11 Nate Plate

no way he's solid

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (R3uW8)

12 Morning, Ace -

Feeling better today?

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (eQMLi)

13
Drip geek! LOL.

At least Drip Geek Silver is trying to backpedal, unlike Larry Sabato's take-it-to-the-bank prediction of Biden 321 - Trump 217.

Joke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (s2VJv)

14 I think they are the Needle States because some outfit that traumatized liberals in 2016 said they will only use the needle pic/gif/thingie to follow the vote in those three states. It's supposed to be less traumatic. *shrug*

Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (GCXv8)

15 In a week Biden will think he's the president and the Queen of England.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (k9Zh+)

16
"Thread the needle" probably. He's such a clever boy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (hOfX7)

17 How much longer until Hawaiian Judge overturns the concept of elections and awards the presidency to Biden?

Posted by: Flyguy at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (3sOO0)

18 I feel like ol' Nate here is telling fraudsters where to focus their energy. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (bDqIh)

19 If Trump wins those states it's not 50/50, it's 50+ 50, as in Trump has 100% chance of winning.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (HrMC1)

20 And the Biden campaign is already making excuses for not winning Florida and Pennsylvania.

They know they're going to lose, and it's farking noon on the east coast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (NWM+b)

21 Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes"

Posted by: Skeezix at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (Ht9mK)

22 Wasn't it fucking obvious to anyone with even a basic understanding of US politics that if someone wins NC, FL and GA he has 50% chance of winning? Gee, thanks Nate for crunching those numbers for me.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (22mNy)

23 I guess all the national polling was wrong.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (wGxSf)

24 I've never heard of the term "Needle State". Is it because they're pointy and shaped like needles? Because the 3 of them form a thin land bridge, like a needle that needs to be threaded?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (sg6iY)

25 Given the numbers in FL... its safe to say the turnout is going to be similar in places like PA.

I can tell you in my red area here of PA... I've tried to vote twice and it's more crowded than Ive ever seen in including 2016 which was the first time I had to wait in line to vote.

The turnout in red PA is as big as the rallies were.

Posted by: RealityMan at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (xOBRH)

26 If you focus on this kind of stuff all day, you'll go nuts.

Posted by: MW at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (gWtVa)

27 i'm getting optimistic looking at the turnout models. it really does look like a red wave is building.

think we could get some historically blue states? NJ, NY, OR?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (8D42x)

28
That graphic needs blown eyeballs for Joe and him screaming at us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (hOfX7)

29 People are cowering in their basements in Portland, waiting for the vengeful white nationalists to invade and trash the city!

Posted by: Ted Wheeler! at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

30 23 I guess all the national polling was wrong.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (wGxSf)

Maybe, maybe not. It's easy to run-up the score in NY and CA.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (XeEyo)

31 when Trump got the Coup Flu

they thought they had it in the bag

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (R3uW8)

32 What are people streaming today stay informed/obsessed over every breaking detail?

I need something to keep my blood pressure up

Posted by: .87c at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (rxhKF)

33 Needles states? Who comes up with this stuff?

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (88xKn)

34 Dems and they're media plan to declare Biden President and he expects to start issuing orders immediately early tonight.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23npumv

Which isn't how any of this works, but that's their plan.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (kOpft)

35 I said to expect the worst, but even I expect Election Day traffic to be majority conservative.

• Conservatives are the most likely to vote.
• They are the most likely to want the tradition of in-person, Election Day vote.
• They are also the least likely to fear the inflated numbers of Covid (yes, they're all inflated these days--like 2x are false positives).
• They are the most likely to say FU to all this attempt to "revolutionize" the vote, or whatever.

Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (FYe3W)

36 27 i'm getting optimistic looking at the turnout models. it really does look like a red wave is building.

think we could get some historically blue states? NJ, NY, OR?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (8D42x)

=========

We could get NM.

That would be fun.

But the fight now isn't for the White House, it's for the House of Representatives.

How many purple districts are going red this year?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (NWM+b)

37 Hm. Apparently Nate Silver didn't have access to the Biden internals the way he did with Obama's.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (wGxSf)

38 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Nate Silver is as smart as a wet fart.

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (a0IVu)

40 Good morning, Tuesday morning!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (d1uFV)

41 Florida is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (ZLI7S)

42 Who the fuck is this guy and why does he get so much air time?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

43 33 Needles states? Who comes up with this stuff?
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (88xKn)

___

Same fuckers who started using the term "lid" about 6 weeks ago would be my guess.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (22mNy)

44 WTF is a Needle State?

I thought they were the Meth Belt.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (1ISKN)

45 People are cowering in their basements in Portland, waiting for the vengeful white nationalists to invade and trash the city!
Posted by: Ted Wheeler! at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)


I honestly can't tell if this is satire because Ted Wheeler has been saying crap like this IRL.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (i0wNm)

46 Has Frank Luntz called the race for Biden yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (Zmnko)

47 >50-50
That seems...low. i suspect if Trump wins those, he's basically got it.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (CqBb3)

48 And Nate Silver is a beta cuck who sucks Democrat dick for money.

He is not a data scientist. He is not impartial. He's on the grift.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (d1uFV)

49 697 So, Biden's team is saying that can win without FL and PA.

They know they're losing, and it's not even noon on the east coast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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AND PA?!?!?!

I think we are going to see PA called tonight at this rate.

In 2016, Hillary was still saying they were going to win Florida until well after the polls closed.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if the Norpath model of 363 EVs ends up being right.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (5p7BC)

50 Well, Nate's graphic has a marmot wearing glasses, so you know it's legit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (H5knJ)

51 Needle state?

They go GOP and the Dems put needles in their veins?

What if Michigan flips, would that be a "Blow Out" state as the Dems put a gun to their heads?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (YFlcc)

52 The "Needle States" are FLA, GA, NC. I don't know why they're called that.
++++++++++++++
I suspect this is derived from corporate-speak. In that language "needle movers" are things that you do that show significant changes and returns. It's a metaphor - something that "moves the needle" as in a gauge (speedometer, pressure, etc.).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (hYcqw)

53 37 Hm. Apparently Nate Silver didn't have access to the Biden internals the way he did with Obama's.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (wGxSf)

===========

Silver used his position of influence to push betting markets towards Biden knowing that Trump was going to clean up. He's going to make big money on a bunch of Trump friendly bets.

He's malignant, not an idiot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (NWM+b)

54 The political ads will stop tomorrow...the medicare ads on Dec. 8...the lawsuit ads will never end.

Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (AwYPR)

55 21 Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes"
Posted by: Skeezix at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (Ht9mK)
-------------

We have multiple...
We have a few...
We have a path...
Um, we've got 'nuttin.

Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (G0vdT)

56 Ace's Florida poll guy = Dave in Fl...(right)?

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (a0IVu)

57 I feel like ol' Nate here is telling fraudsters where to focus their energy. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (bDqIh)

Yep. Can't get anything by the Lizster

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (k9Zh+)

58 Supposedly, Nate Silver earns $6M a year. Chew on that for a second.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)

59 Twitter has hidden a tweet from President Donald Trump about voting, hours before election day.
Mr Trump tweeted that a Supreme Court decision to allow more time for postal ballots to arrive in Pennsylvania was "very dangerous".

Facebook also labelled the message with a fact-check that contradicted the president.
The tweet was hidden behind a warning on the president's account that the content was "disputed and might be misleading".Twitter has taken similar action against Mr Trump's accountin the past.




Well done comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (WCnhX)

60 think we could get some historically blue states? NJ, NY, OR?

Hillary won Oregon by 10.5 points. Sadly, I don't see that margin being erased - Portland is having very high turnout.

I have hopes that the Congressional district in Southern Oregon will flip, which has been in Democratic hands for decades.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (I2/tG)

61 The Bee, they know how to have fun.

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (B2mhs)

62 Damn Ace you are into this shit deep. Thanks for doing this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (cu8pj)

63 I would think a needle state would include MA

like as in Lowell, the herion capital of New England

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (R3uW8)

64 KTE and I voted!
Stood in line 2 hours 20 min in bitingly cold wind.
The poll worker said they expect 90% voter turnout.

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (nUhF0)

65 I remember for many years people bemoaning apathy. If anything, more people are now aware of elections. And that is a good thing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November

Apathy tended to be concentrated in the younger adult demographic, 20 to 35 year olds . If you used your eyes you noticed that a significant number of those attending PDT's rallies fit that demographic. Donnie has offered up something we haven't seen in most of our lifetimes. One, he actually worked to fulfill campaign promises despite the unprecedented opposition. Two, he has created an environment where widespread opportunity is a real possibility. Finally, he has an energy level that is infectious. The Dems as always , have misread the American people. I am expect to see the left smoldering in an ash heap of utter failure. I think the reactions we saw to PDT's victory in 2016 will pale in comparison to what we are about to see. We need to take the General Patton approach. After achieving victory we don't stop until they are utterly destroyed.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (hf4eb)

66 Ace - There is no scenario where Trump wins Florida and loses GA or NC. It is a cultural impossibility.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (5p7BC)

67 Dems and they're media plan to declare Biden President and he expects to start issuing orders immediately early tonight.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23npumv

Which isn't how any of this works, but that's their plan.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (kOpft)
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I really can't believe that they would try this.

But if they did, it would prove that their chorus that "The President is President for four years" has no more value in their heart than anything else does.

Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (FYe3W)

68 Since Biden has a 15 point lead, why should Biden supporters bother to get out and vote at this point? Voting in person could be deadly!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (KAi1n)

69 I'm worried about GA. The Peoples Republic of Atlanta, Athens and Savannah are full of transplants.


Local ones here are bleating about turning GA blue. Thanks a pants load. Enjoy the low taxes and cost of living while it lasts, idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

70 Is there a Heroin state? Looking at you, Hunter.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (88xKn)

71 I understand why the dems are claiming TX could go blue; I think it's nonsense, but i understand where they're getting. It flows like this:
Texas is seeing huge turnout across the board.
the big cities - Houston, Austin, San Antonio, etc, have generally been Dem vote strongholds.
Texas is seeing a huge increase in turnout in these big urban aread.
QED, Texas might turn blue. They think.

The counter - rural counties are showing up in big numbers just like the big counties. Plus I believe that, just like in Florida, a lot of the Hispanic vote will actually be for Trump. Dems simply assume that they will get all of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

72 49 697 So, Biden's team is saying that can win without FL and PA.

They know they're losing, and it's not even noon on the east coast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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AND PA?!?!?!

I think we are going to see PA called tonight at this rate.

In 2016, Hillary was still saying they were going to win Florida until well after the polls closed.

I'm going to laugh my ass off if the Norpath model of 363 EVs ends up being right.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (5p7BC)

==========

Yup.

The Left is fucked.

The loss is going to be so large that there's no way that the party won't have its worst divisions brought to the surface within a week. The infighting is going to get very hot very fast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (NWM+b)

73 Example of Ted Wheeler saying something like that:

Given the heightened concerns about potential violence, particularly from white supremist organizations and the divisive rhetoric from Washington, D.C., the need for coordination and partnership takes on statewide significance. Oregon is likely to be a flashpoint.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxz46qlt

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (i0wNm)

74 I thought Seattle was the needle state.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (v0R5T)

75 I hope for a BOOM win! A wake up call to the Democrats to get rid of the socialists and the fascists. When it's all over I hope for a national consensus that PDJT deserves a third term. And then Mika's boy toy's head explodes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (Ki7Tm)

76 What are people streaming today stay informed/obsessed over every breaking detail?

I need something to keep my blood pressure up
Posted by: .87c at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (rxhKF)
+++++++++++
AoSHQ. Tonight, I will be jumping between OAN, Newsmax, and local networks. If things are looking great, I will also tune into The Young Turks.

For those of you smart TVs, the "Pluto TV" app is free (ad-supported) and includes Newsmax and TYT.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (hYcqw)

77 Supposedly, Nate Silver earns $6M a year. Chew on that for a second.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)


Receives, not "earns".

Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (t+qrx)

78 >>> 20 And the Biden campaign is already making excuses for not winning Florida and Pennsylvania.

They know they're going to lose, and it's farking noon on the east coast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (NWM+b)

HA HA!!!

Nelson laugh today. Watch for leftist tantrums tonight and tomorrow and....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (SMIwu)

79 Husband just told me that he wrote me in for Election Commissioner. Ha! It's never crossed my mind before, but I'd be a damn good one.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (sI15f)

80 Trump has been growing his base this entire time, plus is looking at >30% of the black vote. That ruins absolutely any chance that Ds win. PENN is going to be a fight, true, but when he picks up MI, WI, and OH, PENN becomes sort of moot. He'll also take NV and AZ. The only state I don't see Trump getting (outside of the left coast, HI, and the liberal NE) is MN.

The fun part though is going to be the down ballots. There is huge enthusiasm for him country wide but it won't be enough to flip CA. It MIGHT be enough to flip quite a few of the down ballots so that's where my attention is going to be tonight.

I think it's going to be a fun night to be a conservative. What's going to be even better is after Trump is properly re-elected, watching him go after the govt employees courtesy of his latest EO that stripped protections from the worst of the lot. He could fire a full 1/4 of the govt outright, then proceed to winnow it down further by actually paying attention to resumes and work reviews. And it still would be too big.

But I can dream.

Posted by: Mister Fabulist at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (1DlmY)

81 Florida is the Needle and Spoon state.

It'll take you away.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (ZLI7S)

82 Hearing the phrase "needle states" reminds me of the Needle Highway in Custer State Park.

Posted by: Augustine at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (BDZWU)

83 Much the same analysis here for NC.

https://joeisdone.github.io/northcarolina/

From what I can tell, NC is in the win column.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (Bz9pw)

84 Call me apathetic....see if I care.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (wGxSf)

85 60 think we could get some historically blue states? NJ, NY, OR?


I dunno

lets check with ace and see how he's doing with the shelves

same chance

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (R3uW8)

86 Is there a reason to give Nate Silver air to breathe here?

If this is what AoSHQ is going to look like today, I'm taking the day off*.



*Not a threat, just saying I don't come here for hand-wringing bullshit.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (hku12)

87
I suspect this is derived from corporate-speak. In that language "needle movers" are things that you do that show significant changes and returns. It's a metaphor - something that "moves the needle" as in a gauge (speedometer, pressure, etc.).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM


so..."needle" is the new paradigm?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (DUIap)

88 Biden is about to set up The Office of the President Trunalimunumaprzure

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (k9Zh+)

89 good morning
Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (wtnJT)

Sunday morning.

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (v0R5T)

90 66 Ace - There is no scenario where Trump wins Florida and loses GA or NC. It is a cultural impossibility.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (5p7BC)

The scenario would be that Cubans and hispanics like Trump more than white voters. I don't think that's very likely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)

91 Breaking: Early exit polls show the covfefe is doing its job.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (r+sAi)

92
Now, "needle" and "nate" bring to mind this favorite movie back and forth -

Ned : Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil : Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching.
[Starts to walk away]
Ned : Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil : Not a chance.
Ned : Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil : Ned Ryerson?
Ned : Bing!
Phil : Bing.


I'm guessing that Nate filled the Ned Ryerson role to a "T".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (hOfX7)

93 Florida, America's most penis shaped state. Considering how Nate Silver compares it to a needle, it may reflect on his endowments, or lack thereof, both mental and... otherwise.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (3sOO0)

94 I look forward to hearing the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: Conan at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (O2PCU)

95 I just might watch MSNBC tonight.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (wGxSf)

96 That Bee thing is great. Clowning on Snopes is evergreen.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (ZGrMX)

97 Trunalimunumaprzure

Would make for a great exit poll question, "Whose Trunalimunumaprzure plan do you prefer?"

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (UMXod)

98 Dancing in the Dark Winter of his discontent, Bruce Springsteen was last seen packing his bags and heading down Thunder Road to escape what he says is, An ever growing Darkness", that he feels is lurking just outside the Ciy Limits.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (eQMLi)

99 People are cowering in their basements in Portland, waiting for the vengeful white nationalists to invade and trash the city!
Posted by: Ted Wheeler! at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM

I laugh to think of what happens to Portland when that antifa-supporting Iannarone person wins.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (3GzTP)

100 77 Supposedly, Nate Silver earns $6M a year. Chew on that for a second.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)


he who pays the piper names the tune

Nate BLOWS

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (R3uW8)

101 Husband just told me that he wrote me in for Election Commissioner. Ha! It's never crossed my mind before, but I'd be a damn good one.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (sI15f)

I always write in a friend for some obscure position.

One way to track my ballot.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (Bz9pw)

102 This Biden mash-up music video is hilarious and mesmerizing!

"Come on, man!"

https://tinyurl.com/y6bdr942

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (bDqIh)

103 I find it quite refreshing that Joey Fingers has captured the Trunalimunumaprzure vote.

I'm a Covfefe voter myself.

Posted by: setnaffa at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (eaJqd)

104 Well, now he can save face. He has now laid out a totally mathematically sound path for Trump to win, which means, yet again, Nate Silver was Right (tm).

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (JRaU+)

105 Biden campaign already making excuses so that gives hope.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (r+sAi)

106 91 Breaking: Early exit polls show the covfefe is doing its job.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (r+sAi)


Covfefe >>>>>>> Trunalimunumaprzure

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (s2VJv)

107 San Francisco is a needle and turd state.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (v0R5T)

108 81 Florida is the Needle and Spoon state.
____________

and butt sex. Don't forget the butt sex.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (k4dH2)

109 Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart
From OH insider on statewide student vote:

They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.

Lessee, who told you this in JULY?
*********
& I voted straight R

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (bRrLK)

110 I always write in a friend for some obscure position.

One way to track my ballot.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (Bz9pw)

I vote straight "no" on all judicial retentions.

Must have been almost 20 judges up for retention this time around. :-|

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (XeEyo)

111 So, there was mentioned below, which of the NeverTrump cucks will be the first to put out the "my Republican sources are telling me they're worried" tweet?
Like they do every election?

I'm going with Dickmouth Erickson at 1:30pm.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (aO8Gd)

112 My concern is the senior military leaders signing up for the whole ECOMCON scenario.

Just sayin if Trump needs me to help clean up the ranks in his second term I can help. I know the DEERS system so I can pretty much disappear anyone.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (m6Vlv)

113 Husband just told me that he wrote me in for Election Commissioner. Ha! It's never crossed my mind before, but I'd be a damn good one.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (sI15f)


I've written in my son's name for some offices before.

He has an IQ of 37. Literally.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hku12)

114 104 Well, now he can save face. He has now laid out a totally mathematically sound path for Trump to win, which means, yet again, Nate Silver was Right (tm).
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (JRaU+)

=========

1) He would be right.

2) He would be right in a way that makes him useless to use as a predictor, becoming the guy who says, "Anything can happen", but with math.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (NWM+b)

115 so..."needle" is the new paradigm?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (DUIap)
+++++++++++
No, you use data-driven analysis augmented with Big Data and AI to identify the undiscovered needle movers in your organization so that you can leverage them to achieve business and digital transformation while delighting your customers through targeted and meaningful customer success operations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hYcqw)

116 Posted this in the previous post. This was at 11am this morning.
We voted in Spotsylvania VA. In and out in less than 5 minutes. One of the volunteers said less than 600 so far today, and that 40% have already early voted. I was hoping for longer lines and more volume.

Posted by: Spypeach at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (Lk67m)

117 Did I hear that the D's are already saying they don't NEED-need Pennsylvania to win?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hsOar)

118 81 Florida is the Needle and Spoon state.

It'll take you away.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (ZLI7S)


Damage Status: [X] Done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (s2VJv)

119 This looks suspiciously like math

Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WLs+u)

120 As someone here said Nate Silver is not a pollster, he's a modeler.

The guy is a big phony.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (88xKn)

121 I always write in a friend for some obscure position.

One way to track my ballot.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (Bz9pw)


That's a good idea!

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (sI15f)

122 Given the heightened concerns about potential violence, particularly from white supremist organizations and the divisive rhetoric from Washington, D.C., the need for coordination and partnership takes on statewide significance. Oregon is likely to be a flashpoint.

It's hilarious - Portland is incapable of taking action against Antifa violence, unless they pretend it's actually to take action against imaginary white nationalist violence.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (I2/tG)

123 Waiter! There is a needle state in my soup!

No wait... that's my arm.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (uizIZ)

124 Ace's Florida poll guy = Dave in Fl...(right)?
Posted by: IC
-----------
Sadly no, I'm the Horde's Florida poll guy

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (5p7BC)

125
"Needle dick" tops the list of nicknames no one wants to have.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (hOfX7)

126 FL almost always votes with the winner ('60 and '92 being the most recent exceptions) because it is America. Everyone there is from somewhere else, it's the melting pot of all the other 56 states.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (22mNy)

127 I am NOT going to listen to any exit polls today! Those things have been wrong for decades now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)

128 Florida R vote is now up 92k on the Ds in overall votes.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (4pK1/)

129 Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even without PA and FL

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (hz6ka)

130 127 I am NOT going to listen to any exit polls today! Those things have been wrong for decades now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)

========

Ah, but will you read them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (NWM+b)

131 117 Did I hear that the D's are already saying they don't NEED-need Pennsylvania to win?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hsOar)
---------------------

Jen O'Malley Dillon: Pennsylvania and Florida "are requirements for DT to get to 270, they are not requirements for Joe Biden to get to 270, because we have so many pathways"

Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (G0vdT)

132 when Trump wins, the lefties will put a stop to the riots

they know the money to rebuild will not be coming

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (R3uW8)

133 Need a laugh?

That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.

Love has no home with Maxine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (YFlcc)

134 For those that missed this yesterday:

Lithuanian Trump parade:

https://tinyurl.com/y4742glz

This one was a few days ago....

@Berean16031989

Massive rally for President Donald Trump in Nigeria, organized by a church. This is shocking and historical, because, I have never seen anything like this.

https://tinyurl.com/yys88wbg

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (cF8AT)

135 125
"Needle dick" tops the list of nicknames no one wants to have.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (hOfX7)



Needle-holster pussy might beat that out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (s2VJv)

136 This Biden mash-up music video is hilarious and mesmerizing!

"Come on, man!"

https://tinyurl.com/y6bdr942
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (bDqIh)
.........

Love it! Thanks.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (v0R5T)

137 Nate Silver is not really a modeler either. He sets up the outcome he wants, and justifies it with math. He is not data driven in any way shape or form.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (JRaU+)

138 127 I am NOT going to listen to any exit polls today! Those things have been wrong for decades now.

You're talking about me aren't you

Posted by: Frank Luntz at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (Zmnko)

139 It's hilarious - Portland is incapable unwilling of taking action against Antifa violence, unless they pretend it's actually to take action against imaginary white nationalist violence.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (I2/tG)
++++++++++++
FIFY.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (hYcqw)

140 And the Biden campaign is already making excuses for not winning Florida and Pennsylvania.

Calling a 'lid' already?! He's still got six campaign stops left with Philly Antifa cells.

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (z36Kd)

141 >>From OH insider on statewide student vote:

>>They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.

>>Lessee, who told you this in JULY?

Me. And Ohio isn't unique. All those colleges in swing states are not going to produce the normal Democrat vote totals.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)

142 He has an IQ of 37. Literally.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hku12)

That's at least 50% higher than some Congress critters...looking at you Maize Hirono.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (sI15f)

143 The only thing we need to worry about is fraud in pennsylvania and michigan. Beyond that, we need to be prepared to show up in washington dc heavily armed in such massive numbers that the swamp rats give up whatever coup plans they got cooked up.

Posted by: Shooter McLovin at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (TVTAT)

144 Que pic of Nate silvers prediction bus getting blasted by the Trump train. Toot,toot, MF

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (/6GbT)

145 at this moment I will just say that if Trump could pull off a win in 2016 I think he can do it again.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (4a9Vv)

146 119 This looks suspiciously like math
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WLs+u)

...

It has colors so it's okay.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (yL25O)

147 I'm hoping for around 325 EVs and the popular vote. Such a crushing defeat would lead to a lot of soul searching, if they had souls to search.

So what'll actually happen will be that the Democrat coalition will atomize, and a new opposition movement will start forming to replace it. Hopefully something less insane than the race-baiting Intersectional grievance trash.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (ajLi/)

148 This is hilarious.

"If Joe Biden wins, Bisexuals will abolish Christopher Columbus!"

https://bit.ly/3oUONBl

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)

149 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
12m
Biteme is already basically conceding.

There is NO pathway without PA and FL.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (hz6ka)

150 It's sad to think that GA is a "worry."

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)

151 That's at least 50% higher than some Congress critters...looking at you Maize Hirono.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (sI15f)
+++++++++++++
I am pretty sure she is our stupidest senator.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (hYcqw)

152 24 I've never heard of the term "Needle State". Is it because they're pointy and shaped like needles? Because the 3 of them form a thin land bridge, like a needle that needs to be threaded?

PINE needles?

Posted by: MrObvious at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (k+h+d)

153 Their path to 270 without PA and FL means they have to win TX.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (22mNy)

154 Can a Moron PLEASE go watch tonight's returns at the Xena Hotel?

I promise I will call the Bar and buy your first 2 drinks.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (C0TfS)

155 I always write in a friend for some obscure position.

One way to track my ballot.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (Bz9pw)


That's a good idea!
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (sI15f)


So there's a database somewhere that tallies down to single votes?

Presumably not for statewide (or national) races? Which is why it would have to be a small and obscure race?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (hku12)

156 109
Larry Schweikart

@LarrySchweikart

From OH insider on statewide student vote:



They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.



Lessee, who told you this in JULY?

*********

I voted straight R

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (bRrLK)

Well the Dems just porked a whole generation of college aged students in the butt, daily, for 9 months and they are wondering why turnout is 30%? Total own goal.Its still early though.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (9VsP4)

157 I just might watch MSNBC tonight.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (wGxSf)

That means F. Chuck Todd....I'd have to get really drunk.

Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (AwYPR)

158 Wasn't it something to do with "threading the needle" back in bush v. gore?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (HhQeH)

159 Warning issued; make sure your boots are prepped for quaking:

"If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111

Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)

160 I've never had to wait in line to vote before. I did today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (63Dwl)

161 I think they are the Needle States because some outfit that traumatized liberals in 2016 said they will only use the needle pic/gif/thingie to follow the vote in those three states. It's supposed to be less traumatic. *shrug*
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (GCXv

Plus, they're all east-coast and they'll all go for Trump bigly. It'll give the west-coast rioters a jump on the best swag.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (L5oOX)

162 Nate Silver is a kunte kinte

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (CLteG)

163 153. Precisely. Which means no path, in 2020 at least.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (JRaU+)

164 Just as in the governor's race, Georgia places way too much emphasis on the apartment-dwelling out of state transplants in the "Metro Atlanta Area" counties.

There has been a diaspora of conservatives from Fulton, Gwinnett, Dekalb and other nearby counties into less populous and more traditionally rural areas.

Georgia always focuses on the ATL believing that it represents Georgia. It really doesn't.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (3P/5p)

165 Supposedly, Nate Silver earns $6M a year. Chew on that for a second.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)

---

For what???

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (RU4sa)

166 "Needle dick" tops the list of nicknames no one wants to have.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (hOfX7)


Yeah that would be embarrassing. Glad they call me Pencil Dick.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (v0R5T)

167 46 119 This looks suspiciously like math
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WLs+u)

...

It has colors so it's okay.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (yL25O)

*****

Racist!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (E8JQx)

168 So, here's what I was thinking last night:

For decades Washington has "had plans" and "fought for you" and all those things. Trump comes to Washington as an outsider, as a successful executive, and *accomplishes* things. People notice that he *accomplishes* things, and start to see that as his strength.

Along comes the 50-year swamp-dweller, he starts promising "True things", "Real things", and "Better things". In other words, he's the swamp promising *words* that have to deal with *results*, only his will be "realer" and "truer" and "better".

Joe's campaign is asking the country to move back from *proven results* to more *words* from the Washington establishment.

Why would *anybody* choose that?

Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (FYe3W)

169
young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history

Young people are prepared to do nothing. Will anyone notice?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

170 Covfefe >>>>>>> Trunalimunumaprzure

We've replaced the Folger's Crystals those other guys replaced J.J.'s coffee with, with Trunalimunumaprzure.

Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: Trunalimunumaprzure Soggy Paste Inc. at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (0zGlJ)

171 Political apathy is a blessing. It means that what government is up to really isn't going to impact your life much, and that's the way it should be.

Government is now too big for apathy. The impulses by citizens to control every part of your life and get you fired from your private sector job for wrong-think means that we no longer have the blessing of apathy.

Posted by: Synova at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (BD/yx)

172 I have in the past been worried about the elderly vote, because of the Covid Fearful. But I have to think that any in that category have already voted, and aren't going to be part of any wave vote today. They'll be too scared.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

173 133 Need a laugh?

That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.

Love has no home with Maxine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (YFlcc)

that's because Maxine thinks she owns those people

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (R3uW8)

174 150 It's sad to think that GA is a "worry."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)

___

Politics is never static. Texas used to be reliably Democrat once upon a time.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (22mNy)

175 Via Charlotte Alter

Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even without PA and FL

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ob7ese

Sounds to me they're not feeling so certain about PA or FL.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (i0wNm)

176 144 Que pic of Nate silvers prediction bus getting blasted by the Trump train. Toot,toot, MF
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (/6GbT)

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Why?

The tweet below violates our TOS.

"pic of Nate silvers prediction bus getting blasted by the Trump train. Toot,toot, MF"

How can you gain access to your account?

- File an appeal (HAHAHAHA)
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Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (XeEyo)

177 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)


Strike. Huh.

What is it you do, again? Goods, services, that sort of thing?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (t+qrx)

178 74 I thought Seattle was the needle state.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (v0R5T)

Don't ever trust the needle. It lies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (d1uFV)

179 This is hilarious.
"If Joe Biden wins, Bisexuals will abolish Christopher Columbus!"

https://bit.ly/3oUONBl
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)
++++++++++++
If Joe Biden wins ...
Anarchists Terrorize Fossil Fuels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (hYcqw)

180 Those Babylon Bee guys are brutal. They are the news source of record!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (pw+jk)

181 Id love to write in someone but I am smack in the middle of the Karen Kollar counties in the greater Chicagoland area and we need every R vote we can get at even the local level. Never thought Id see DuPage and Kendall veer this left

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (m6Vlv)

182 9 Needle states? Possibly because NC and GA have pines, and Florida has palms, which also have "needles." Unless the heroin crisis (a different kind of needle) hit those states hard.
Posted by: Carly at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (Ue8hM)

Actually weve got quite a lot of native pine in Florida. And Needles was the first Florida born thoroughbred to win the Kentucky Derby ( he was sickly foal who got a lot of injections, thus his name)

Posted by: firehorse at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (Juige)

183 Bears repeating. Based on current partisan election day turnout percentages my model of the Florida final result is Trump winning by 558,919 votes.

This assumes a proportional turnout compared to 2016. If turnout goes up, then that victory margin goes up too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (5p7BC)

184 Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing!

Posted by: Middle-Aged Marty McFly at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (Do5/p)

185 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111

--

WE AREN'T GOING TO WORK TODAY!!!

- kids who already don't work

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (hsOar)

186 153 Their path to 270 without PA and FL means they have to win TX.
_____________

Plus several other states they have no chance of getting.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (k4dH2)

187 165 Supposedly, Nate Silver earns $6M a year. Chew on that for a second.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)

---

For what???
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (RU4sa)

========

For creating a betting environment that allows those who actually know what's going on to clean up on election day while convincing a lot of rubes on the left to throw in the money that makes those wins possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (NWM+b)

188 >>"If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111



Droll, Tide Pod!

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (C0TfS)

189 young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history

Young people are prepared to do nothing. Will anyone notice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

wow, whatever will we do if all they do is sit on the couch and play Call of Duty all day?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)

190 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
32s
Fascinating. Spoke with a friend who is in media in Baltimore area. Said that ALL the people in the media think Biteme is winning/Rs are glum, but ALL his friends in volunteering, on the ground are seeing a massive landslide for Trump.

GET OUT OF THE MEDIA.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (hz6ka)

191
Joe's campaign is asking the country to move back from *proven results* to more *words* from the Washington establishment.

Why would *anybody* choose that?
Posted by: Axeman


Words can be powerful.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (63Dwl)

192 Me. And Ohio isn't unique. All those colleges in swing states are not going to produce the normal Democrat vote totals.

Yeah, you always had well-organized campaigns in dorms to get people registered and voting the right way.

Harder to do when the students are dispersed.

The D Congressional in Southern Oregon may well lose because the University of Oregon is doing Zoom classes - that's a key part of his base.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (I2/tG)

193 133
Need a laugh?

That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.

Love has no home with Maxine.


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (YFlcc)

OK... then.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (9VsP4)

194 Chumps wha hae with Donald bled
Chumps wha Reagan often led
Welcome to your commie bed
Or to victory!

Now's the day and now's the hour
See the line of voters' power
See approach Joe Biden's glower
Trumalimunumaprzure!

https://twitter.com/vm20201/status/
1323629652880097288

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (nUhF0)

195 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)


Speaking of needle dicks.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (sI15f)

196 WTF if he wins those states, how is it 50/50 ? That makes zero sense.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (67sg6)

197 Georgia always focuses on the ATL believing that it represents Georgia. It really doesn't.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (3P/5p)

---

Hubs is from south GA.

He does not consider Atlanta as part of GA.

Similar to folks from south IL do not consider Chicago part of IL.

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (RU4sa)

198 Got to my polling place in Coweta County, just south of ATL, at 6:40am. Polls opened at 7, there were about 200 people waiting. (It was crazy lines during EV too - I kept checking.) 40 degrees. Good, energetic, happy crowd. Lotta red hats, red scarves, red shirts.
Left at 8:20 and the line was bigger.

Posted by: Smartass who read the morning report comments at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (JIg89)

199 Look at how trashed DC is -- and then factor in the blocks of boarded up businesses.

Good job, DC Mayor Mosely (or whatever her name is)!!

https://tinyurl.com/y6oq8fqv

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (bDqIh)

200 Early returns from Alberta show the rapist with a sizable lead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (dNzKv)

201 "Needle states" -- maybe because they move the needle?

Has anybody asked Silver to define his term?

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (Apbdw)

202 Butler, PA has a population under 14,000 people.

57,000 showed up for the Trump rally.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

203 If Trump wins PA and FL Biden can win by winning MI, WI and either TX or AZ. That's his only scenario.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (22mNy)

204 Was needle supposed to be 'need-to-have' states?

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (JioHo)

205 Gah, I'm nervous. Excited about the election, but our new kitten is being dropped off early, any minute now. I'm wondering how our young princeling kitten will handle him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

206 Put in my good teeth, got out of the house, and voted for the golden scalp weasel. Everyone in this country precinct votes every election so there is no ethusiasm gauge there.

As long as I was all dolled up, went to town (population 16,000) and got some grub. The line for the precinct at the fire station was out the door and down the block. Never seen anything like that before.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (3AD8C)

207 @Berean16031989

Massive rally for President Donald Trump in Nigeria, organized by a church. This is shocking and historical, because, I have never seen anything like this.

https://tinyurl.com/yys88wbg

--

Tami, you put up the greatest links! I love this. This is amazing. I want to hug every one of those people. Better still, I want to bring them all here and throw the corresponding number of dirtbag leftists out of America.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (O+I8R)

208 >>From OH insider on statewide student vote:



>>They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.



>>Lessee, who told you this in JULY?



Me. And Ohio isn't unique. All those colleges in swing states are not going to produce the normal Democrat vote totals.


And that, boys and girls, is why the COVID panic is an "own goal".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (SchxB)

209 More anecdata: my friend who attended the Wilkes-Barre rally said there were several U Penn students sitting behind her, all excited to vote for Trump

Posted by: DJ at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (O3/K+)

210 Also I checked the online wait times for Fulton (ATL) - most reporting 0 minutes wait time.

Posted by: Smartass who read the morning report comments at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (JIg89)

211 This looks suspiciously like math
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WLs+u)
........

Geography too. Double whammy.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (v0R5T)

212 >>Yeah, you always had well-organized campaigns in dorms to get people registered and voting the right way.

>>Harder to do when the students are dispersed.

And some disperse to other states.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

213 Ace, I love ya. Your heart's in the right place. But quoting Nate Silver? All the polls are complete and utter bull$hit, and he's the undisputed KING of bull$hit democrat propaganda fake polling. Taking that moron seriously in any form will damage your street cred. And your sanity.

I made the mistake of watching Ben Shapiro's prediction last night. I like Ben mostly, with some caveats. But Ben is basing his prediction on Five Thirty Eight's complete dog$hit polling numbers. Which is just insane. My opinion of Ben just sank when I saw that.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (Dc5Qe)

214 Those Babylon Bee guys are brutal. They are the news source of record!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (pw+jk)
+++++++++++
They are the actual embodiment of Dan Rather's dream of "fake but accurate." In their case, it's actually true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (hYcqw)

215 Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (FYe3W)

Every time Snoozy Joe started talking about his plans, my mind went to CCR.

"5-year plans and New Deals, wrapped in golden chains. And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (ajLi/)

216 133 Need a laugh?



That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.



Love has no home with Maxine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (YFlcc)



that's because Maxine thinks she owns those people

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (R3uW

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Maxine is the definition of "House Ni**a."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (pw+jk)

217 I am pretty sure she is our stupidest senator.

I've got at least -2 IQ points on her.

Posted by: Patty Murray at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (i0wNm)

218
Is "who moved the needle" the new "who stole my cheese"? Discuss.

(And by "discuss", I mean, "what means of inflicting physical harm would you be willing to impose on someone who says either phrase to your face?" Let your imaginations soar! There are no wrong answers!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (hOfX7)

219 Off, old sock.

Posted by: GACat at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (JIg89)

220 He has an IQ of 37. Literally.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hku12)

That's at least 50% higher than some Congress critters...looking at you Maize Hirono.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (sI15f)


They say IQ is pretty stable across the lifespan... I suppose until there's cognitive impairment due to age or injury or disease.

Regardless, you do have to wonder how some of these people manage to get as far as they do. Complete and utter corruption isn't generally enough to succeed upward enough to be a Senator. How then, does one get this far?

Other than the obvious.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)

221
The loss is going to be so large that there's no way that the party won't have its worst divisions brought to the surface within a week. The infighting is going to get very hot very fast.
=====
AOC is going to gut Nancy an take her guts for garters

Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (9xRVI)

222 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
3m
FL r/d: Rs +92,692
Rs +14,000 in . . . PALM BEACH on election day.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (hz6ka)

223 208 Me. And Ohio isn't unique. All those colleges in swing states are not going to produce the normal Democrat vote totals.

And that, boys and girls, is why the COVID panic is an "own goal".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (SchxB)

=========

It will be studied for decades by political scientists, held up as a case study in political malpractice by a major political party.

Trump's response and refusal to be cowed completely, especially months later, will also be studied.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (NWM+b)

224 189
young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history



Young people are prepared to do nothing. Will anyone notice?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (63Dwl)


Gonna be hard to buy a cup of joe at Starbucks I guess.
Call me when the all cancel their netflix spotify and online gaming accounts. Then we might notice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (9VsP4)

225 >> "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111



"We"

Is there a mouse in your pocket, David?
Last I heard you hadn't gotten guns outlawed, but you did manage to ride your 15 min. of fame into a spot at Harvard.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

226 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)


You're a fucking idiot and should shut the fuck up.

No one gives a rats ass what you think or say. Seriously.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Hubs is from south GA.



He does not consider Atlanta as part of GA.



Similar to folks from south IL do not consider Chicago part of IL.





Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (RU4sa)


Down here in Chatham County, GA is divided up three ways: "Federally occupied Atlanta, the Free State of Chatham, and the Rest of Georgia."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC)

228 #CountOnUs

-- @DavidHogg111


This thing isn't going past 0.

Posted by: that guy who bought the Hoggmeter 2000 at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (0zGlJ)

229 Keep in mind, the sentiment that is driving this is no different in any state.

PLUS, this assumes the same Trump percentage of the vote totals of Democrat cast votes. Not a chance in hell that's the same.

Red Wave is a comin'

Posted by: deadrody at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (V9901)

230 David Hogg needs to get laid. Then he will stop being so silly.

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)

231 205 Gah, I'm nervous. Excited about the election, but our new kitten is being dropped off early, any minute now. I'm wondering how our young princeling kitten will handle him?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

---

When we got Noni back in May, our older kitteh, Momi, was not all that happy at first.

Now they're best buds.

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (RU4sa)

232 Supposedly, Nate Silver earns $6M a year. Chew on that for a second.

I would only need to make this happen once. After one year at 6 mil, I would disappear.


The next encounter that I would have with any human being would be with a future archaeologist holding up my skull.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (3P/5p)

233 I am still concerned about the Dems' ability to steal victory from the jaws of defeat. (No, I am not concern trolling; I just know history.) Pennsylvania, in particular. Pennsy's Supreme Court teed up the biggest cheat. Trump needs such overwhelming numbers there that no matter what the Dems do, they can't cheat enough.

That said, I'm feeling a cautious optimism. I haven't voted yet; the XO has our only working vehicle and he won't get home until around 2:30 CST, so I don't know what the polling places here in Omaha look like. I live in the damned 2nd district which, more likely than not, will go blue. (Like Maine, Nebraska splits it's electoral votes.)

I'm not going to believe anything until the polls shut down in Hawaii and solid number start rolling in.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (yHHWj)

234 VA-7 report. I was the GOP greeter at a 60-40 dem precinct from 6-11:45 this morning. Big line early that dwindled to no waiting by 7:30. At 11:10 the ballot total was 468,
Bottom line: ED voting down about 16% in a 60-40 dem precinct. Could be early voting reduced turnout or dem voters are not showing up.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (FsgBK)

235 Can a Moron PLEASE go watch tonight's returns at the Xena Hotel?



I promise I will call the Bar and buy your first 2 drinks.


You just want someone to witness the tampons combust when Trump wins. I swear that piece of 'art' reminds me of Viigo the Carpathian's painting in Ghostbusters II.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (YFlcc)

236 177 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)

Strike. Huh.

What is it you do, again? Goods, services, that sort of thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (t+qrx)

...

You think the tweets just write themselves?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (yL25O)

237 141 >>From OH insider on statewide student vote:

>>They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.

>>Lessee, who told you this in JULY?

Me. And Ohio isn't unique. All those colleges in swing states are not going to produce the normal Democrat vote totals.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)


It's not exactly shocking. I mean even if they are on campus they have them on lockdown. Ohio they can't even attend football games. The Horse Shoe was empty on the first game. So no campus partying. No booths set up in the common areas to get people to register to vote and to get them to go to the polls. They've removed the social pressure part of getting them to vote.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (aBmnR)

238
Limbaugh reporting FL now at 100% of 2016 voter turnout.

Yup. Early night for Trump...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv)

239 schadenboner lurks

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (oAY8z)

240 If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.

A Day Without Baristas.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (H5knJ)

241 Jane, had no idea you were from my ancestral homeland!

Posted by: GACat at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (JIg89)

242 Pro tip - When you campaign manager has to say "we still have multiple pathways to 270, even without ____ and ____" at noon on Election Day, you are losing.

Badly.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (5p7BC)

243 I've seen the needle and the damage done

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (CLteG)

244 Red Tsunami FTW !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (6psdy)

245 >>We will shut down the country


Does he think that the Hot pocket production line will start some sort of Industrial Cascade?

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (C0TfS)

246 They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.
=====
Bwha hahahahahaha!

Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (1FSa2)

247 We got this

We are gonna win BIGLY

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (UfKhb)

248 young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history

-

WE'RE SCARED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE TO VOTE BUT YOU BETTER TOTES WATCH OUT!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (hsOar)

249 Tami, you put up the greatest links! I love this. This is amazing. I want to hug every one of those people. Better still, I want to bring them all here and throw the corresponding number of dirtbag leftists out of America.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM

Bring them, the Lithuanian Trumpers, and the Hong Kong democracy people.

These folks already understand America, they'd fit in easy.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (ajLi/)

250 Better still, I want to bring them all here and throw the corresponding number of dirtbag leftists out of America.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (O+I8R)

Right?! Lady in Black and I need to be in charge of immigration!

Imma call Donald...

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (cF8AT)

251 I read there is already shenanigans in Philly.. Trump people are on it

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (Zmnko)

252 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to
launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.

#CountOnUs"



-- @DavidHogg111




General strike from what? Social media?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (WCnhX)

253 209
More anecdata: my friend who attended the Wilkes-Barre rally said there
were several U Penn students sitting behind her, all excited to vote for
Trump


Posted by: DJ at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (O3/K+)

This covid thing may have rewritten political affiliations for a generation. College student are getting boned hard by the lefty power system.
Its still early though.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (9VsP4)

254 226 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)

You're a fucking idiot and should shut the fuck up.

No one gives a rats ass what you think or say. Seriously.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

---

lol

That kid definitely needs an intervention.

By Jesus.

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (RU4sa)

255 63
I would think a needle state would include MA



like as in Lowell, the herion capital of New England

Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (R3uW
_______Lawrence would like to have a word with you.

Posted by: sharksauce at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (DFZnL)

256 David Hogg needs to get laid. Then he will stop being so silly.

Greta von Thule is apparently into pine-scented Druids...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (YFlcc)

257 My opinion of Ben just sank when I saw that.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (Dc5Qe)


I believe Ben is literally autistic, and when his brain flips on to whatever dog bone he gets ahold of, he can't let it go.

You spin him in the wrong direction, and he's going to be so far off reality, there's no coming back.

When he's right he's right, but we have certainly seen him be wrong before, and it ain't pretty.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (hku12)

258 Willowed in last thread:

730 Is CAC still a Never-Trumper? I know he was in '16, because his wife is black and he thought Trump hated the POC....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (HabA/)

259 David Hogg needs to get laid. Then he will stop being so silly.
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)


However, considering the tail that he could actually pull, do you think that it would help anything?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

260 A few articles and even someone on MSNBC commented how young people are voting Republican to avoid another lockdown.


And probably so they no longer can only have sex through glory holes....literally, honestly recommended by the government of British Columbia.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (v2c9/)

261 247 We got this

We are gonna win BIGLY
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (UfKhb)

Truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (d1uFV)

262

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
Went to the polling place and voted Donald Trump

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

263 242 Pro tip - When you campaign manager has to say "we still have multiple pathways to 270, even without ____ and ____" at noon on Election Day, you are losing.

Badly.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (5p7BC)

____

As a general rule of thumb I ignore anything campaigns say. They could be saying this to get their people motivated to vote thinking it's going to be close.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (22mNy)

264 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
44s
Based on what Biteme's campaign director just said, I think you can say the election was called at a little after 12:00 noon.

The only question now is Trump's margin.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (hz6ka)

265 I am still concerned about the Dems' ability to steal victory from the jaws of defeat. (No, I am not concern trolling; I just know history.) Pennsylvania, in particular. Pennsy's Supreme Court teed up the biggest cheat. Trump needs such overwhelming numbers there that no matter what the Dems do, they can't cheat enough. ...
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (yHHWj)
+++++++++++++
Which is why it would be just glorious if, like last time, he wins it without PA - only to have PA eventually go into the "W" column anyway.

I hope for it, but don't expect it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (hYcqw)

266 young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history.

-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)

So? No fries for the short term?

Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (Bz9pw)

267 I've voted straight R for 40 years, and always skip over voting judges. I have no clue who they are, and assume they all have the potential to be a royal pain in my ass if given the chance.

Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (buTO7)

268 Just finished voting for the Golden Scalp Weasel in my little rural area of Texas, South of Houston. County is reliably red but with the growth of Houston, every year it gets a little more pinkish. Only took about 10 minutes to vote, there were 9 people ahead of me and 8 behind me. When I left there were 6 in line.

Posted by: Opus at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (Wo2ED)

269 Well the Dems just porked a whole generation of college aged students in the butt, daily, for 9 months

College of Paolo?

Posted by: Banned at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (eCO99)

270 185 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111
___________

This pinhead couldn't lead a line of horny gays to the local glory hole. WTF does he think he is, threatening to shut down the country? What a friggin' embarrassment this punk is to himself, to his parents, and especially to Harvard, which admitted him under the rarely-used Affirmative Action for pencil-necked dumb-asses who couldn't even get accepted at state schools program.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (k4dH2)

271 234 VA-7 report. I was the GOP greeter at a 60-40 dem precinct from 6-11:45 this morning. Big line early that dwindled to no waiting by 7:30. At 11:10 the ballot total was 468,
Bottom line: ED voting down about 16% in a 60-40 dem precinct. Could be early voting reduced turnout or dem voters are not showing up.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (FsgBK)

===========

VA-7 has an 83% return rate on its absentee ballots, which is perfectly average for the state right now.

I don't know what that means, by the way, in terms of overall turnout and D/R/I splits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (NWM+b)

272 Whatever happened to his sidekick, ShavedGuevera?

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)

273 175
Via Charlotte Alter



Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have
multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even
without PA and FL



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ob7ese



Sounds to me they're not feeling so certain about PA or FL.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (i0wNm)

Without FL and PA, he'll need AZ, MI, WI and MN. Can't lose any of them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (N39Ws)

274
Wait, how will young people going on strike bring America to its knees? Will withholding lattes from the Capitalist running dogs break their will once and for all? Or something?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (XJipD)

275 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready
to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.

#CountOnUs"



-- @DavidHogg111

Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
===
If Hogg boy goes on strike who will be moving pianos?

This is cereal folks.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (pw+jk)

276 When we got Noni back in May, our older kitteh, Momi, was not all that happy at first.



Now they're best buds.

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (RU4sa)


*fingers crossed* The new baby is just six weeks old. Biscuit is five months old and about 8 lbs. now. He's going to be a big cat. He's smart, too. He says "MAGA."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

277 179

If Joe Biden wins ...

Anarchists Terrorize Fossil Fuels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM

Heh, I just noticed that D - 5 - D ends up...

"If Joe Biden wins, Homosexuals will eat Chick-fil-A"

If I use my AoSHQ nic, I get...

"If Joe Biden wins, Windmill cancer will abolish the suburbs."

Posted by: Middle-Aged Marty McFly at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Do5/p)

278 The loss is going to be so large that there's no way
that the party won't have its worst divisions brought to the surface
within a week. The infighting is going to get very hot very fast.

=====

AOC is going to gut Nancy an take her guts for garters

Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (9xRVI)

Just read an article about that. Yes, the left is going through the same thing the Right did back in 2016. Conservative/populists (thankfully) are winning our civil war with the est GOP rinos. It's Trump's party now.
The left is going to have a similar civil war, but it won't be anything as positive or unifying as ours was and is. The dems are going to implode.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Dc5Qe)

279 General strike from what? Social media?

-

hahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (hsOar)

280 238


Limbaugh reporting FL now at 100% of 2016 voter turnout.



Yup. Early night for Trump...





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv)


That's insane!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (9VsP4)

281 I am pretty sure she is our stupidest senator.

I've got at least -2 IQ points on her.
Posted by: Patty Murray

And she can tie her own shoes. Bonus!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (hf4eb)

282 Annnd, we're back...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Do5/p)

283 @LuisBooby3

From my buddy

Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.

Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (ZLI7S)

284 If FL turns out to be a blowout for Trump - and for FL, that's above 3% IMHO - some of that should spill over into GA and NC.

My son and I had a conversation 2 years ago about our state about how it was trending more red, in spite of the Dems trying to portray it as always on the precipice.

While a lot of lefties have indeed moved here, a lot of normal people trying to escape the crazy Northern states have also. And at least for the purposes of this election, they seem to be outnumbering the nuts.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (4pK1/)

285 Early good news is helping my ulcer. Better if we have a red wave in evidence before 5 pm

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (kA3Cp)

286 Well, I voted in person today in Georgia. For Trump, Collins, straight Rep ticket. My wife did absentee same and we dropped in ballot box a week ago along with her father's, same deal.

Did our part.

Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (oasF3)

287 Gah, I'm nervous. Excited about the election, but our new kitten is being dropped off early, any minute now. I'm wondering how our young princeling kitten will handle him?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

---

When we got Noni back in May, our older kitteh, Momi, was not all that happy at first.

Now they're best buds.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020


*
*

I was worried that my incumbent cat, Chekov D. Siberian, would outright reject Wolf the big black rescue cat. I needn't have worried. They walked warily around each other for a bit, sniffing, but not growling or hissing. Within an hour they were sitting in the window together watching birds.

Now they groom each other and play-fight like brothers. And they were both adults. Kittens adjust even faster.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (wQDH5)

288 @MichaelCoudrey

Locations in Michigan where voting machines are "down" with workers asking you to just leave your ballot with them to be scanned later:

Grosse Pointe Woods, MI - precinct 1 & 2

Metro Detroit youth club - Precinct 4



*From my cold dead hands, asswipes....*

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (cF8AT)

289 From my buddy

Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.

Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)

290 It would be funny if the rapist picks up PA through fraud, but loses NJ.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (dNzKv)

291 There is so much good news. Anyone want to brave finding any actual bad news about turnout? Or is there none?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (JRaU+)

292 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to
launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.

#CountOnUs"



-- @DavidHogg111
-----

General strike from what? Social media?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (WCnhX)


He'll skip his classes at Haaaahvahd.

Can't wait til this little shit starts calling for violence. You know it's only a matter of time.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hku12)

293 Colorado has narrowed the GOPem gap by 3.5% compared to 2016. I don't know if that's enough but hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (mcMO1)

294 177 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)

How do people who aren't doing jack shit go on strike?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (1ISKN)

295 " 168 ...
Why would *anybody* choose that?

Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (FYe3W) "



Pretty much what I think any time I drive past a biden sign ... what are these people thinking ? ... to use the word loosely.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (6psdy)

296 Nate Silver is not really a modeler either. He sets up the outcome he wants, and justifies it with math. He is not data driven in any way shape or form.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (JRaU+)

Isn't that what modelers do?

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (k9Zh+)

297 278 Just read an article about that. Yes, the left is going through the same thing the Right did back in 2016. Conservative/populists (thankfully) are winning our civil war with the est GOP rinos. It's Trump's party now.
The left is going to have a similar civil war, but it won't be anything as positive or unifying as ours was and is. The dems are going to implode.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Dc5Qe)

=========

The Democrats will go through what we would have gone through if Trump had lost in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (NWM+b)

298 "5-year plans and New Deals, wrapped in golden chains. And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?"

At at least one of his rallies, Trollmaster Trump, played the CCR song "Fortunate Son" with the lyrics:

It ain't me, it ain't me... I ain't no senator's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me... I ain't no fortunate one, no

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (I2/tG)

299 280
That's insane!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (9VsP4)


"That's what I said!"

- - Crazy Eddie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (s2VJv)

300 But I sure can't see anyone on the Left being excited about Biden. Faking it? Sure. But Biden? And Kamala isn't much better. "Hope and Change" was stupid but it was at least possible to see how that would be appealing to people and how Obama could motivate people.

Hillary undoubtedly had the dirt on everyone (including Biden) so that she'd run effectively unopposed.

Bernie was more inspiring than Hillary.

But Biden? If the energy isn't coming from Trump and the need to oppose him, there just isn't any. There can't be any. And no matter how many talking heads have their hair on fire, well, I can't see how that translates to energy among "regular folk." Not even "I want the crazy to stop" is going to do it. I see no way that it can.

My gut says Trump landslide. The only reason I won't insist on it is that who can really know for sure?

Posted by: Synova at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (BD/yx)

301 Getting negative reports about IN-5 and the Indy suburbs going D. Even the IN House Speaker may be in trouble. If these areas are going D, I'm going full Eeyore about tonight.

Posted by: Doc at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (Vgl4t)

302 That's insane!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (9VsP4)

Even though I'm Florida Man in Exile, I feel compelled to respond.

Madness? This! Is! Florida!

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (ajLi/)

303 What a friggin' embarrassment this punk is to himself, to his parents, and especially to Harvard, which admitted him under the rarely-used Affirmative Action for pencil-necked dumb-asses who couldn't even get accepted at state schools program.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (k4dH2)

Agree with everything you said except he is no embarrassment to Harvard. He is Harvard as well as the rest of those Ivy League cesspools.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (I+uRD)

304 like as in Lowell, the herion capital of New England

Is herion like the dollar store version of heroin?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (i0wNm)

305 Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
Ya Beat me

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (hz6ka)

306 David Hogg is at Harvard. That should explain his stupidity.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (88xKn)

307 young people are ready to launch a mass general SOCIAL MEDIA strike on a scale never seen before in American history.



-- @DavidHogg111



Fixed that for ya Davy.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (3P/5p)

308 What I'd love to know (and I doubt anyone has looked into it) is how many college students attend school in swing states, but live in deep red/blue states. Cuz that's what really matters. A 19 year old from Cleveland who goes to Ohio State will still vote in Ohio. But a 19 year old from CA who attends Arizona State, who now votes in CA, makes a difference. So how many of the latter are there vs the former?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (22mNy)

309 296 Nate Silver is not really a modeler either. He sets up the outcome he wants, and justifies it with math. He is not data driven in any way shape or form.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (JRaU+)

Isn't that what modelers do?
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (k9Zh+)


Stukas, and Mustangs and Fortresses, oh my!

- - A. Modeler

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (s2VJv)

310 272 Whatever happened to his sidekick, ShavedGuevera?
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)


Wasn't it pretty much confirmed that she was one of those that bullied the nut job shooter? And so out of sight she went. That's the only reason I can think of her disappearing. Or maybe Hogg just wanted to Hogg the spotlight.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (aBmnR)

311
Well, I voted in person today in Georgia. For Trump, Collins, straight
Rep ticket. My wife did absentee same and we dropped in ballot box a
week ago along with her father's, same deal.



Did our part.

Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (oasF3)


Voted straight Rep ticket, too. And I also voted for Doug Collins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

312 300 Early returns from Alberta show the rapist with a sizable lead.

-----

Joe, you weren't supposed to campaign in Canada

Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (WLs+u)

313
Just voted in San Diego, East County. After almost two decades voting in the same place, polling place was moved about a mile up the road for COVID consolidation this year.

No line, no problem. Went quick.

Minor thing. There was some angry weathered looking dude standing out front of the polling place with a "Trump 2020, fuck your feelings" t-shirt, glaring at people and smoking a cigarette. Maybe not a real Trump supporter. Gone when we walked back out.

The day is young and the Left is nasty.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (t5m5e)

314 >>They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.
____________________

In Ohio. My kid and the entire CC team was just put on lockdown a few days ago. One kid tested positive for the Covid. Whole team cannot leave.

Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (DB16e)

315 270
185 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready
to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.

#CountOnUs"



-- @DavidHogg111

Right after mom brings our lunch down to the basement, and our guild completes this one last Fortnight mission....

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (Dc5Qe)

316 Here's a little anecdotal evidence for my friends. Every day for the last month I've had to pass four houses on my way to work that had Biden signs in their yard along with a bunch of local state rep democrat signs. About two weeks ago when the Hunter Biden stuff started leaking out (all of a sudden) the Biden signs disappeared and what remained was the local dem rep signs. This occurred in 3 of the four places.


This is Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (71cgL)

317 284. That would also translate well to MI/WI/PA/OH, as there are a ton of those type of voters in FL as well.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (JRaU+)

318 America is turning out.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)

319
I boldly make one prediction on this election:

No biological female will ever willingly accept the withered cock of David Hogg. Not even the transmen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (XJipD)

320 Need a laugh?

That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.

Love has no home with Maxine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM


Considering that the current titular head of the Democrat Party says that if you don't vote for him you ain't black, is this really an issue?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (DMUuz)

321 For those praying, consider no rain in the battleground states to be an answer to prayer.
Thanks be to God.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (FsgBK)

322 261
247 We got this



We are gonna win BIGLY

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (UfKhb)



Truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (d1uFV)


ITS STILL EARLY

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (9VsP4)

323 Not worried about NC. They are pissed.

Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (2BZBZ)

324 Wait, how will young people going on strike bring America to its knees? Will withholding lattes from the Capitalist running dogs break their will once and for all? Or something?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Door Dash, Uber and Twitter hardest hit.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (hf4eb)

325 *fingers crossed* The new baby is just six weeks old. Biscuit is five months old and about 8 lbs. now. He's going to be a big cat. He's smart, too. He says "MAGA."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020


*
*

Jane, are they purebreds, or mixes? And what color/patterns are they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (wQDH5)

326 What is our tit status?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (3aLWR)

327 ShavedGuevera?

I think all her skeletons came out of hte closet including how she bullied the shooter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (YFlcc)

328 From my buddy

Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.

Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)
++++++++++
Wow. And there was at least one Amish horse-and-buggy "Trump Train" event in Lancaster County, too.

I have never seen the Amish get riled up politically before.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (hYcqw)

329 WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD RIGH- *hic* -RIGHT NOW!?

*cackle*

*shart*

Posted by: Hillary at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (sPO/s)

330 I don't see GA turning blue. I just don't. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (dNzKv)

331 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
44s
Based on what Biteme's campaign director just said, I think you can say the election was called at a little after 12:00 noon.

The only question now is Trump's margin.
=====
He's a moron! I mean he's reading here!!!

Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (6tn5N)

332 Ace doesn't have friends. He has potential victims.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (9IdCK)

333 I read there is already shenanigans in Philly.. Trump people are on it
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (Zmnko)
.........

I hope they're ready for knavery and mischief too.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

334 Piggy sounds like the drunk regular at the bar whose entire worldview was built on the first half hour of Michael Moore film.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (HhQeH)

335 OK, who crashed YouTube? Was it youse guys? C'mon, man.

Posted by: Caliban at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (QE8X6)

336 That "independents" analysis could really be the opposite.

If you live in a place with a bunch of lefties but call yourself independent wouldn't you be more likely to go the other way?

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (k9Zh+)

337 young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history.

"Mom!! I'm staying in the basement!"

Posted by: Raimundo Cloggenstein at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (eCO99)

338 Getting negative reports about IN-5 and the Indy suburbs going D. Even the IN House Speaker may be in trouble. If these areas are going D, I'm going full Eeyore about tonight.
Posted by: Doc at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (Vgl4t)
********
Your Concern is duly Noted & thrown in the shitter

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (hz6ka)

339 ---

Example of Ted Wheeler saying something like that:



Given the heightened concerns about potential violence,
particularly from white supremist organizations and the divisive
rhetoric from Washington, D.C., the need for coordination and
partnership takes on statewide significance. Oregon is likely to be a
flashpoint.

----
Henceforth all republicans should start referring to antifa/blm riots as marxist pedophile violence. Why not?

Posted by: irright at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (BB7pQ)

340 more election pron please

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (RtUBS)

341 258 Willowed in last thread:

730 Is CAC still a Never-Trumper? I know he was in '16, because his wife is black and he thought Trump hated the POC....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (HabA/)

He thought we did too...and said as much here before he left.

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (cF8AT)

342 Contact numbers if you see voter fraud / polling place shenanigans:

https://tinyurl.com/y5ofgax2

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

343 223 208 Me. And Ohio isn't unique. All those colleges in swing states are not going to produce the normal Democrat vote totals.

And that, boys and girls, is why the COVID panic is an "own goal".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (SchxB)

=========

It will be studied for decades by political scientists, held up as a case study in political malpractice by a major political party.

Trump's response and refusal to be cowed completely, especially months later, will also be studied.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future!

Studied for Decades?
The good Lord willing no it will not.
Because a loving and kind God will through his imperfect vessel, gut the education industry that steals bread from our mouths to fund such fools.

Posted by: common sense at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (UCCfH)

344 Whatever happened to his sidekick, ShavedGuevera?
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)
.........

Grew her hair out and died of lice.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (v0R5T)

345 From my buddy

Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.

Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)


You can't spell Amish without... mish

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (s2VJv)

346 Just watching the words and tone of Trumps speech last night in Grand Rapids, methinks he has lawyers--and it may not include Glacial Barr--looking at applying the Insurrection Act organizers.


Trump does not seem to be in a #2Week mood.

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (xXx5y)

347 Jane, are they purebreds, or mixes? And what color/patterns are they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (wQDH5)


They're rescues, domestic short hairs. Our older kitteh is a classic tabby, and the baby is an orange tabby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

348 Florida has an established , well oiled fraud machine. Ask Colonel West. Now a proud Texan.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (I+uRD)

349 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
32s
Fascinating. Spoke with a friend who is in media in Baltimore area. Said that ALL the people in the media think Biteme is winning/Rs are glum, but ALL his friends in volunteering, on the ground are seeing a massive landslide for Trump.

GET OUT OF THE MEDIA.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (hz6ka)

Wait,

is maryland in play? or just that the media friends are in an echo chamber?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (8D42x)

350 Ace needs a post counter on his page.

We should all hit the tip jar and throw in some hamster feed today.

ace, thanks for making this place.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (yL25O)

351 I was worried that my incumbent cat, Chekov D. Siberian, would outright reject Wolf the big black rescue cat. I needn't have worried. They walked warily around each other for a bit, sniffing, but not growling or hissing. Within an hour they were sitting in the window together watching birds.

Now they groom each other and play-fight like brothers. And they were both adults. Kittens adjust even faster.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (wQDH5)

---

Momi, she's two, and Noni, he's seven months old.

They went through a similar adjustment period.

It's fun watching them play.

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (RU4sa)

352 Gah, I'm nervous. Excited about the election, but our new kitten is being dropped off early, any minute now. I'm wondering how our young princeling kitten will handle him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

Read that too fast and thought it said new kitchen, was wondering why that would bother your cat.

Posted by: Opus at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (Wo2ED)

353 What is our tit status?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (3aLWR)

Victorious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (HhQeH)

354 David Hogg needs to get laid. Then he will stop being so silly.
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)


David Hogg couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a fistful of bananas.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (t+qrx)

355 What is a youth general strike? Continuing to sit in mom's basement playing xbox?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (dNzKv)

356 >>OK, who crashed YouTube? Was it youse guys? C'mon, man.



Team YouTube?

They don't want people posting anything showing shenanigans or Trump declaring victory.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

357 No electioneering within 100 ft of the polls.
At least in California.
Some asshole had a Kerry sticker on his wheelchair and I told the poll workers "That has to go."

Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (2BZBZ)

358 They're rescues, domestic short hairs. Our older kitteh is a classic tabby, and the baby is an orange tabby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

We have an orange tabby. Prepare for massive cat hair everywhere!

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (cF8AT)

359 So is Nate Silver a -

Stuka
Roc
Buffalo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (YFlcc)

360 I boldly make one prediction on this election:

No biological female will ever willingly accept the withered cock of David Hogg. Not even the transmen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
======
Logically, he's got a clear end, even if he hasn't see it yet. He'll go the full Caitlyn Jenner.

Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (PRKIw)

361 From my buddy

Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.

Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)
++++++++++
Wow. And there was at least one Amish horse-and-buggy "Trump Train" event in Lancaster County, too.

I have never seen the Amish get riled up politically before.
-------

The Amish are going to war

Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)

362 The youth goes on strike per David Hogg.

I'll have to flip my own burger? Oh the humanity........

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

363 Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have
multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even
without PA and FL


She's right, of course, they just have to pick up 49 electoral votes from even stronger R states.

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (KfC1e)

364 Prediction:

If Trump wins bigly, the radicals will take control of the Democratic Party, and will run a hard-Left candidate in 2024, who will get slaughtered.

The D's will then have to decide whether to become more moderate, or become a permanent minority party.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (I2/tG)

365 Amish Give Up

Fuck this shit

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (m6Vlv)

366 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the Amish voting bloc is *not* all fired up for Kamala Harris.

But I don't know. It's not like they're getting immersed with YouTube videos of Biden's gaffes. All they see likely is print-media.

Posted by: reason at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (sPO/s)

367 318
America is turning out.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)

Please let this be a giant dick punch to the antifa left.
Was driving through Westerly Rhode Island over the weekend. Saw an anitfa BLM "rally" on the steps of the library. Very down beaten looks and the Columbus statute was standing right next to them....LOLOLOL I mean come on knock it over or something.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (9VsP4)

368 I'd take an Amish wife, think they are into that freaky German sex or the less extreme Dutch version?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (D79US)

369 What is changing faster every 20 minutes- the GoP vote total of Biden's grip on reality?

Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (Ojki1)

370 But I sure can't see anyone on the Left being excited about Biden.

The Biden campaign makes Dole/Kemp '96 seem like an orgy of enthusiasm.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (H5knJ)

371 310 272 Whatever happened to his sidekick, ShavedGuevera?
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)


Wasn't it pretty much confirmed that she was one of those that bullied the nut job shooter? And so out of sight she went. That's the only reason I can think of her disappearing. Or maybe Hogg just wanted to Hogg the spotlight.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (aBmnR)

She pretty much confessed to it, publicly, at an open mike. So she went right down the Memory Hole.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (nakwk)

372 I just ponied up for Ace a day or so ago but if we win I'm doubling. Hope y'all will join me! Let's make Ace remember election day fondly!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (Ki7Tm)

373 Without FL and PA, he'll need AZ, MI, WI and MN. Can't lose any of them.

Biden ain't getting AZ without more fraud than it took to get Kirsten Sinema elected.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (SchxB)

374 I want to see Nanxi refuse to accept the results.

I want that very very much.

And then to see Hildabeast growl that he cheated with Putin again.

Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (C4UxB)

375 83 Much the same analysis here for NC.

https://joeisdone.github.io/northcarolina/

From what I can tell, NC is in the win column.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM

And the weather is beautiful here in Raleigh- 61 degrees and brilliant sunshine. Perfect day to get out and vote.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (qe5CM)

376 About two weeks ago when the Hunter Biden stuff started leaking out (all of a sudden) the Biden signs disappeared and what remained was the local dem rep signs. This occurred in 3 of the four places.


This is Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Orson

Saw the same thing here. One local farmer had a 48 Biden sign as well as Inslee signs in the corner of his pasture. Disappeared 2 weeks ago and was replaced with a small peace sign.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hf4eb)

377 Hey Doc!

Take two Midol and call yourself in the morning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (YFlcc)

378 >>292 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup. #CountOnUs"

Counting on you and the kids, Dave, one liberty seed at a time.

Posted by: Zod at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (xK9An)

379 @marcorubio

Early turnout reports indicate #Florida is witnessing a GOP voter participation % of historic proportions

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (cF8AT)

380
Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg


Oh that buggy boogie woogie sweeps me off my feet

https://youtu.be/TWbhRCSAhyA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (63Dwl)

381 My god. I hope the Amish didn't bring their rakes. Please don't have brought the rakes.

Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (buTO7)

382 David Hogg is a bottom.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (I+uRD)

383 What if Michigan flips, would that be a "Blow Out" state as the Dems put a gun to their heads?

+++++++++++++

They're anti gun remember? It would either be a crossbow or a long bow. Discuss.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (O2PCU)

384 I wonder Hogg would hope to accomplish with a "youth general strike." He can talk all he wants, but he can't pull it off. I am about to do some wild speculation here, so bear with me.

The ones he could get onto his side are either not working anyway (college students, basement dwellers, etc.) or working low-value jobs (baristas, etc.). A general strike of the youth in the service industry would be inconvenient but nothing more. Young people working moderate or high-value jobs (professional work, construction work, oil work, etc.) are unlikely to go along with this needle dick's scheme.

So what does he hope to accomplish?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hYcqw)

385 One of my theories is that twitter has become its own currency, and when people send out tweets, and then their tweets get retweeted, it's worth whatever it's worth in ACTUAL dollars, but in a more important sense, its value is the amount of buzz one gets.

So you have people tweeting out crazy dank tweets, especially on a day like today, because it's like money in the bank when whatever you say gets flying around the world.

Truth has little or nothing to do with it. At least in some circles.

So it's not just that people are stupid, they're also incentivized to say outrageous things that get them the most attention.

What a sick world.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hku12)

386 From my buddy

Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.

Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.


That's interesting. Who are they voting for and was there any particular thing that motivated them to vote this time?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)

387 OMG, I just had this horrible thought -

If Trump pulls this off, I can expect another vicious phone call from my lib daughter in Mass. She'll be screaming at me about the redneck Floridians like me - a native New Yorker - who destroyed this country by voting in OrangeManBad.

She was born here. Which I didn't hesitate to point out to her last time.

That resulted in even more anger, enough that one of my employees could hear her screeching and came in to my office to admonish her.

She told him to shut up.

Sigh. I know it's coming.



What followed up

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (4pK1/)

388 3 more in the bank for Trump in Tennessee.

The boss let me leave to take two of my regulars to vote as well as vote myself.

Go DJT!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (WX9LO)

389 Just returned from casting my vote. Took me 15 minutes, tops. Maybe 50 voters there in total. I was kind of bummed but then kicked myself, remembering that I am in a pretty small precinct. Guess I had this unrealistic fantasy of the PDT faithful swarming the polling station. Anyway, no worries here. Onward and upward towards vanquishing the commie menace!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (EgshT)

390 The problem with counting party turnout for the dems is that more dems will crossover for Trump than gop for biden. Indies are all a wild card, but will vote in percentage to the eventual winner generally.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (r+sAi)

391 America is turning out.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)

-

(antifa riots)
TAKE TO THE STREETS!!!

Hold my beer.
- Americans

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hsOar)

392 Just waking up, sorry if this is a repeat:
Letterman on why he was wrong in his 2016 pick: "It was the guy on the PBS NewsHour, the Republican pundit... Okay, David Brooks. Yeah, okay. That's good enough for me."

Posted by: That's about as Peak 2016 as you get at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (BBWrU)

393 Sighh, I remember when CO was not just purple but light red. Now I think it truly is quite a deep blue. Oh well, I'm not native to the state, and will move to where winters are cold and summers are hot, plus handouts are limited when the time is right.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (Aashi)

394 The Amish are going to war
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)

Clop clop clop clop clop clop
BANG BANG BANG
Clop clop clop clop clop clop

Posted by: Insomniac at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (nakwk)

395 So is Nate Silver a -

Stuka
Roc
Buffalo?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (YFlcc)

Centurion.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (HhQeH)

396 No biological female will ever willingly accept the withered cock of David Hogg. Not even the transmen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (XJipD)

Nah...he's getting the freakish hard-left crazies with purple hair and bad body odor.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (xT2tT)

397 The youth goes on strike per David Hogg.



I'll have to flip my own burger? Oh the humanity........

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!


"Burger? Oh shit, man I thought you said 'salad'."


- masked millennial at the drive through

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (3P/5p)

398 The Amish are going to war
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
******
as Weird Al Rapped in Amish Paradise "I 'll Get Medieval on yoyr Hiney"

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (hz6ka)

399 >>Was driving through Westerly Rhode Island over the weekend.

You were right around the corner.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (ZLI7S)

400 382 David Hogg is a bottom.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (I+uRD)


"Not with Mohammed's dick and the goat pushing!"

- - Catamite Ahmed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (s2VJv)

401 looking at applying the Insurrection Act organizers.

You have people quite openly planning insurrection in DC.

There are actual laws against doing that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (I2/tG)

402 That's interesting. Who are they voting for and was there any particular thing that motivated them to vote this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)



Trump for Religious freedom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (xabip)

403 360 I boldly make one prediction on this election:

No biological female will ever willingly accept the withered cock of David Hogg. Not even the transmen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Depends on how much alcohol I've had. He may sneak past while in line.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (Ojki1)

404 Whatever happened to his sidekick, ShavedGuevera?

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)

Pretty sure she's doing porn.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (cJEnq)

405 The Amish are going to war
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)

Demons run when a Good Man goes to War.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (Kpl3J)

406 Gonna be an early night.

Gore/Kerry/Clinton/Biden wins in a landslide.

Posted by: Poll Smokers at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (kHg6S)

407 >I've voted straight R for 40 years, and always skip over voting judges. I have no clue who they are, and assume they all have the potential to be a royal pain in my ass if given the chance.
Posted by: The Corporation


I am opposed to our state's progressive sodomite governor, so I voted to RETAIN all sitting judges, my thinking being I didn't want that cocksucker to have any judicial picks

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (iTXRQ)

408 Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even without PA and FL

That sure looks like a tell to me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (XrCyE)

409 But I think he's so Dreamy!!!

Posted by: TrigglyPuff at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)

410 Momi and Noni

https://tinyurl.com/y4pdbanz

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (RU4sa)

411 David Hogg is a bottom.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (I+uRD)


In the missionary position......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

412 The youth vote on strike. So every Starbucks closes down I guess.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (22mNy)

413 Jane, are they purebreds, or mixes? And what color/patterns are they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (wQDH5)

They're rescues, domestic short hairs. Our older kitteh is a classic tabby, and the baby is an orange tabby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020


*
*

They sound handsome. Be sure to tell us more, and maybe submit some pics, on the Pet Thread this weekend.

Orange tabbies tend to be handfuls, as I'm sure you know. "Quirky" is the word some people use to describe their personalities.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (wQDH5)

414 Will the NYT have that live probability tracker again?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (RtUBS)

415 That's interesting. Who are they voting for and was there any particular thing that motivated them to vote this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)
*********
Voted for PDT in 2016 & look at the margin, they won Pa. for him

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (hz6ka)

416 The Amish are going to war
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.........

ooh. They've got pitchforks.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

417 My parents live in Amish territory and I confess I did not know Amish voted. If they do vote they would have an impact in Ohio (and Pennsy, obviously) because of their great numbers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (Ki7Tm)

418 Whatever happened to his sidekick, ShavedGuevera?

-

Same old same old, probably. I suspect she's bullying and grooming a future school shooter at some state college.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (hsOar)

419 Nah...he's getting the freakish hard-left crazies with purple hair and bad body odor.

If TrigglyPuff rolled over...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (YFlcc)

420 408 Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even without PA and FL

That sure looks like a tell to me.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (XrCyE)

========

He said this before noon.

They know they can't cheat in Philly enough. They know they're going to lose, but they can't admit it or turnout on the west coast drops off a cliff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (NWM+b)

421 We have an orange tabby. Prepare for massive cat hair everywhere!

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (cF8AT)


Oh crap. Long haired? Because I don't think this one is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

422 This morning I woke up thinking the Karens probably had a good cry with Richard Simmons.
May that be the lot of Bidens followers tonight.

Posted by: Obscure, Who Can Understand? at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (YwPJG)

423 A 19 year old from Cleveland who goes to Ohio State will still vote in Ohio. But a 19 year old from CA who attends Arizona State, who now votes in CA, makes a difference. So how many of the latter are there vs the former?
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (22mNy)

Good question. However, remember that the kids at home might not vote, since they are not being pressured by the campus SJWs to vote.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (HabA/)

424 voter turnout is key. We have the voter registration edge...so if we vote, we win.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (zzdt2)

425 321 For those praying, consider no rain in the battleground states to be an answer to prayer.
Thanks be to God.
_____________

Yes, here in AZ it's sunny, bone dry, and even warmer than usual for this time of year, so no excuse not to get to the polls and vote! Ride the Trump Tsunami!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (k4dH2)

426
@CharlotteAlter 20m

Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even without PA and FL

Translation: it's over.

People will not accept Biden with obvious fraud and tampering in other red states to make up for losing these 2 states.

Posted by: WHERE IS THE FLAMING SKULL? at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (xx0TK)

427 Jen O'Malley Dillon: Pennsylvania and Florida "are requirements for DT to get to 270, they are not requirements for Joe Biden to get to 270, because we have so many pathways"

Jen O'Malley Dillon: We have a petition before Judge Waikiki to declare that California is worth 271 EC votes.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (L5oOX)

428 Had a thought earlier.

In the olden days, BT (before Trump), people might have decided not to vote if the media called the race early for one candidate. It's one of the bitches of living on the west coast.


AT (After Trump), the hoi polloi hates the media, doesn't trust them and may not be willing to stand down if the MSM tries calling the race early.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (3aLWR)

429 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
~~~~~

No worries, Davey. We can bag our own groceries.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (sGotD)

430 I've voted straight R for 40 years, and always skip over voting judges. I have no clue who they are, and assume they all have the potential to be a royal pain in my ass if given the chance.
Posted by: The Corporation

___

I look at who they are endorsed by and vote based on that. If some left wing group likes someone, I vote to remove. And vice versa.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (22mNy)

431 That's interesting. Who are they voting for and was there any particular thing that motivated them to vote this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)
++++++++++++
You can bet they're going for Trump. And I suspect the reason is the lockdowns and the anti-religious tendencies that came out of the Left with a full-throated roar this year. Remember that the Amish are luddites, but they're fanatically devoted and religious. If you're coming after their freedom to practice their faith, they're going to come for you.

My guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (hYcqw)

432 Does Hoggman think we are France? I mean people have been burning fast food restaurants but I don't think its related to sourcing produce from French farmers.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (5Yk8D)

433 Orange tabbies tend to be handfuls, as I'm sure you know. "Quirky" is the word some people use to describe their personalities.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (wQDH5)

---

This is so true.

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (RU4sa)

434 we're the needle state

Posted by: San Fransicko at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (C4UxB)

435
That's interesting. Who are they voting for and was there any particular thing that motivated them to vote this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)


There was a Trump horse and carriage rally.........

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

436 328
From my buddy



Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting.
Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish
women are voting today.



Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)

++++++++++

Wow. And there was at least one Amish horse-and-buggy "Trump Train" event in Lancaster County, too.



I have never seen the Amish get riled up politically before.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (hYcqw)

It was Biden's inspiring rhetoric that brought them out! Barnstorming days at a time through the PA country side....... it will have lifted him over the top and saved the country.

Posted by: MSM at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (9VsP4)

437 unless I completely misunderstand how judges are seated in Colorado™

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (iTXRQ)

438 Sighh, I remember when CO was not just purple but light red. Now I think it truly is quite a deep blue. Oh well, I'm not native to the state, and will move to where winters are cold and summers are hot, plus handouts are limited when the time is right.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (Aashi)

When they broke the seal on recreational weed you knew they were going blue.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (I+uRD)

439 416 The Amish are going to war

Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)

.....

It seems as though they are churned up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (WX9LO)

440 Heidis poll watcher here in AZ says it looks really good.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (7Y5nA)

441
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD)

442 >>I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the Amish voting bloc is *not* all fired up for Kamala Harris.



Trump flags on Amish buggies FTW!

https://tinyurl.com/yyzkxlrh

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (bDqIh)

443 434
we're the needle state

Posted by: San Fransicko at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (C4UxB)

Excuse Me?

Posted by: Tennessee at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (9VsP4)

444 The Amish are going to war

Is this a Lord of the Rings reference?

*ahem*

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (i0wNm)

445 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
1m
Want to know how big this ass-kicking is in FL?

There are only four blue counties on election day. One is D by only 14, votes, one by 48 votes, one by 1070 votes, and Broward by 3,294. We are 4,426 votes from having every FL county red today.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (hz6ka)

446 What if the rapist refuses to concede? Is anyone asking?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (dNzKv)

447 If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111

==

Ahhh, the power of hashtag! Hogg boy lives in a fantasy world where he thinks hashtags really mean something. Like his words.

Noodle-armed brat. And an extremely ignorant one, at that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (O+I8R)

448 MSNBC

PA is now 'processing' absentee votes.

No word if It's "One for you...two for me..." or what.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (v2c9/)

449 The BEE be some world class trollers!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (JFO2v)

450 What is our tit status?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (3aLWR)


If the Screen Actors Guild has a standard for tits, which they probably do, are the really hot current actresses said to have Saggy tits?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (hku12)

451 34 Dems and they're media plan to declare Biden President and he expects to start issuing orders immediately early tonight.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23npumv

Which isn't how any of this works, but that's their plan.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (kOpft)

Does he have Barry's "Office of the President-Elect" seal for his close-ups?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (qyH+l)

452 "In the olden days, BT (before Trump), people might have decided not to vote if the media called the race early for one candidate. It's one of the bitches of living on the west coast."

I never get this. There are local races, ballot initiatives, etc that are as important as who is president.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (22mNy)

453 445. No line at the downtown courthouse here. A good sign.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (JRaU+)

454 >>The Amish are going to war

Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)

.....

>>It seems as though they are churned up.


It's plain to see.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ZLI7S)

455 just ponied up for Ace a day or so ago but if we win I'm doubling. Hope y'all will join me! Let's make Ace remember election day fondly!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat W

Yes. Good reminder.

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

456 What if the rapist refuses to concede? Is anyone asking?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (dNzKv)

If the victory is clear, it doesn't matter. Concession is just a gentlemanly practice. It's not a legal requirement.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ajLi/)

457 Momi and Noni



https://tinyurl.com/y4pdbanz

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (RU4sa)


Awwww.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

458 Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (EgshT)

Remember, Republicans work.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (HabA/)

459 439
416 The Amish are going to war



Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)



.....



It seems as though they are churned up.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (WX9LO)

Don't wanna get in a srcapple with them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (9VsP4)

460 It was Biden's inspiring rhetoric that brought them out!

A non-dairy vegan substitute in every churn!

Posted by: Joe Biden - Have You Considered Paste? at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (H5knJ)

461 If any of you broads vote with your lady parts...for Crissakes wipe the touchscreen down after.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (nakwk)

462 Let's make Ace remember election day fondly!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (Ki7Tm)

-------------

I don't think he does that in November....

Posted by: reason at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (sPO/s)

463 My 5# orange longhair...19 years old...howls for wet food every damned morning.

But i know i will miss that some day so play along.

Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (C4UxB)

464 416 The Amish are going to war
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.........

ooh. They've got pitchforks.
____________

And lots of Trump/Pence flags, judging by the videos of their buggies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (k4dH2)

465 > "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111



Come on- you'll send out a bunch of dramatic tweets and that'll be the extent of it. Calm down. Take a ritalin.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (iTXRQ)

466 I think the reason for voter apathy in the past was due to there being less difference in the two parties. These days the choice is America or North fucking Korea. Tends to bring shit into focus easier.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (o2MD2)

467 370 But I sure can't see anyone on the Left being excited about Biden.

The Biden campaign makes Dole/Kemp '96 seem like an orgy of enthusiasm.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (H5knJ)

...

I TOLD him he needed to drive a tank, but no...

Posted by: Dukakis at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (yL25O)

468 What if the rapist refuses to concede? Is anyone asking?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
He's already declared that he won't. He made that clear yesterday, I think. But I don't care. His concession or refusal makes no difference if he loses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)

469 Well, I voted in person today in Georgia. For Trump, Collins, straight
Rep ticket. My wife did absentee same and we dropped in ballot box a
week ago along with her father's, same deal.



Did our part.

Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (oasF3)

Voted straight Rep ticket, too. And I also voted for Doug Collins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
-------
Just got back from doing the same. Lines were a bit longer in North GA, but in and out in 50 minutes.

Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (DbbiL)

470 441
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD)

____

Arizona is west coast-ish and could be a determining factor.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (22mNy)

471 Florida is looking good, though it's early.

Any word on other states?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (7UIvI)

472 Got a picture I need to share. 4 Young Ladies had a pickup truck all decked out with various Trump Flags.

Yeah they were all super gorgeous. To bad I'm 30 years older than all of them.

Where can I post it?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (uxUoN)

473 230 David Hogg needs to get laid. Then he will stop being so silly.
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)

Good news! My parents are now renting me out.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (QE8X6)

474 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready
to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.

#CountOnUs"



-- @DavidHogg111


Bwahahah! Reminds me of overhearing my 14-year old daughter complaining to a friend on the phone. She was mad that her brothers got some break she didn't get, and was saying, "I can't wait to move away from home! Then they can see how they can manage without me!" It was hard not to laugh out loud, at the idea that a completely dependent kid was going to "show us" how much we needed her contributions.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (sg6iY)

475 470 441
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD)

____

Arizona is west coast-ish and could be a determining factor.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (22mNy)

___

And Nevada too, which is in Pacific time.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (22mNy)

476 "Fascist coup" said David. He should know what one looks like and how it works having been made a willing pawn in the most egregious example in our history.

I think that enough veils have dropped and patience expired that a "massive strike" by unemployed and largely unemployable young people is going to result in a lot of sulking, butt-hurt, and unfortunately some level of actual injury. I'm really unsure of why we can't simply be happy with not starving, not freezing, and not being dominated by an out of control totalitarian gover....ok, well 2 out of 3.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (oEUy9)

477 But Fox says the rapist was "swarmed"* in Scranton today!!!!


*by 50 reporters

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (dNzKv)

478 Nah...he's getting the freakish hard-left crazies with purple hair and bad body odor.

If TrigglyPuff rolled over...
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (YFlcc

I told you Guam could tip over!

Posted by: Hank Johnston at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (WLs+u)

479 Still worried about PA. If Trump pulled FL and PA, we are on our way. As long as PA remains in doubt, so does victory.

I am not counting on Nevada to win. I just don't see anything that will put us over the top there.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (VpIIl)

480
They know they can't cheat in Philly enough. They know they're going to lose, but they can't admit it or turnout on the west coast drops off a cliff.
=====
This could be soooo much FUN!

Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (ivhTy)

481 429 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
~~~~~

No worries, Davey. We can bag our own groceries.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (sGotD)


I was going to say gargle our own penises.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (s2VJv)

482 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

I feel sorry for this guy's pillows. Perforated with bite marks.

Posted by: some guy out west at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (XpDOS)

483 451
34 Dems and they're media plan to declare Biden President and he expects to start issuing orders immediately early tonight.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23npumv



Which isn't how any of this works, but that's their plan.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (kOpft)



Does he have Barry's "Office of the President-Elect" seal for his close-ups?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (qyH+l)

THIS... warning of a Red Mirage was actual admissions of creating a Blue Mirage.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (9VsP4)

484 "Excuse me while I pretend to anticipate every scenario so that, after the fact, I can point to one and claim I got it right."

Posted by: Anotheranon at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (LkDjg)

485 So it's not just that people are stupid, they're also incentivized to say outrageous things that get them the most attention.

What a sick world.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hku12)

I think there's truth in that. Also, it relates to someone asking earlier, how could Nate Silver make $6 million a year doing what he's doing? It's not hard - there is so much money sloshing around the Media markets, especially in political agit-prop, that it's easy for a clever player who gets hooked into the right people to get a part of it. Bloomberg famously threw a Billion dollars away this year, if not more - where did that all go? To media companies and grifters like Nate Silver and the Consultant Class, all of who took a big cut of it. That's the grease that keeps the entire machine running.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)

486 >The Amish are going to war


They are plain and they are not fooling around!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (iTXRQ)

487 I am so nervous that I can barely read the comments let alone what ace posted.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (+YYKs)

488 Which state is the needle dick state?

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (I+uRD)

489 470 441
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD)

____

Arizona is west coast-ish and could be a determining factor.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (22mNy)

=========

AZ is gonna be a solid red state.

I want the early blowout on the east coast to get us NM.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (NWM+b)

490 OK, my optimism is getting too high. I'm going to step away for a bit...and set my DVR to record CNN and MSNBC for about 6 hours tonight. I'll be watching OAN, but in the event this unfolds like you all are saying, I like me some election pron.

Posted by: Matt at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (3J5Re)

491 Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting.
Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish
women are voting today.

--

Please, make it so!

Ok, somebody get busy and p'shop Trump in an Amish buggy with a "Get in, p***y."

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (O+I8R)

492 441
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD

They want to be able to scream about the "popular vote" for four more years.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (qyH+l)

493 you can upload to IMGUR without an account, and then post a link (sorry for caps - the lower-case variant gets censored).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (hYcqw)

494 If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111


Hey, commie. It looks like your appeal in your home state has grown more selective.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (XrCyE)

495 "296 Nate Silver is not really a modeler either. He sets up the outcome he wants, and justifies it with math. He is not data driven in any way shape or form.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (JRaU+)

Isn't that what modelers do?

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (k9Zh+) "




These days, it sure seems like it, but it doesn't have to work that way ... years ago, I worked in a lab where we were actually adjusting the finite-element models until they produced results matching the experimental data ... good times, good times, lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (6psdy)

496 Anna Puma

Nate Silver is a Bristol Brabazon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (u82oZ)

497 Oh crap. Long haired? Because I don't think this one is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

If about an 1-2 inch length is long haired, then yes?

But I don't know what constitutes long hair on a cat.

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (cF8AT)

498 491 Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting.
Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish
women are voting today.

--

Please, make it so!

Ok, somebody get busy and p'shop Trump in an Amish buggy with a "Get in, p***y."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (O+I8R)


Grab 'em by the A-mish...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

499 If you don't do what we say, fascists, we will riot in the streets!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (dNzKv)

500 [When they broke the seal on recreational weed you knew they were going blue.

Oregon may well legalize personal quantities of all drugs at this election.

That's because Oregon has a shortage of junkies and methheads.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (I2/tG)

501 Voted in Myrtle Beach today. Was behind four Lesbians from NJ -- all of whom voting straight Republican.

Nobody is standing in line for two and a half hours for Biden, and as you can vote straight party line, that bowling ball headed fuk is going down with him.

Posted by: Desultory joe at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (L9P9s)

502 I'm getting concerned I don't have enough rum.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)

503 It may be too early to dip my toe into Leftist data Twitter, but it should be getting sporty soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (NWM+b)

504 Please, make it so!

Ok, somebody get busy and p'shop Trump in an Amish buggy with a "Get in, p***y."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (O+I8R)

"We're going voting!"

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (XeEyo)

505 471
Florida is looking good, though it's early.



Any word on other states?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (7UIvI)


ITS STILL EARLY

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (9VsP4)

506 496 Anna Puma

Nate Silver is a Bristol Brabazon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (u82oZ)


The guy who flaps cardboard wings and leaps off the cliff...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (s2VJv)

507 Does he have Barry's "Office of the President-Elect" seal for his close-ups?
Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (qyH+l)
++++++++++
HA! I asked this exact question on the Morning Report!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (hYcqw)

508 Where can I post it?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (uxUoN)

Send it to me, and if it is great I'll put it in the sidebar.

cbd dot aoshq at geemail dot com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (xT2tT)

509 Gah, I'm nervous. Excited about the election, but our new kitten is being dropped off early, any minute now. I'm wondering how our young princeling kitten will handle him?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM


As long as you don't name him/her Juan or Joy, you should be fine.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (DMUuz)

510 I want the demoralization to be so strong that we take a West Coast State! California would be The Golden Scalp.
Let's Fucking Go!!!

Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (xx0TK)

511 Re david hogg threatening to go on strike - can you think of a person whose efforts you would miss less?

Posted by: Anotheranon at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (LkDjg)

512

Grab 'em by the A-mish...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)


BAH dum - TISH!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

513 Nate Silver is a POS.

Sorry to emote, but it had to be said. Why? I don't know, just felt good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (jUVms)

514 Don't forget California. I am enormously pleased with CA's mail in voting ballots and the hidden ID in each mail in ballot envelope with a long barcode showing R or D when scanned. All post office employees who work for Harryarse and have been instructed to trash or delay the few mail in voting ballots with barcode showing the hidden R in the middle. With Harryarse calling the shots I believe CA will remain a true blue state for the future. All Harryarse and Die Frankenstein have to do is dispose of the remaining California 10 Pubs in congress like they did with all California Pub senators. I think there are less than 10 Pubs left out of 50 plus D congressional seats so it should be easy. Mail in votes are great a cheat. Good day.

Posted by: BidensHarryarse at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (ZA5QI)

515 >Arizona is west coast-ish and could be a determining factor.



they got no ocean

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (iTXRQ)

516 From Larry Schweikart:

FL all voting: Rs +56,009

Broward, election day only: Ds up 2300

Palm Beach, election day only: Rs +12,000 (!)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (N39Ws)

517 So are the Amish Trump voters?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (Zmnko)

518 Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.

Congressional districts.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (I2/tG)

519 Concession is just a gentlemanly practice.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ajLi/)


So, that's a "no" from Biden, then.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (b3x5S)

520 ooh. They've got pitchforks.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

And their torches are cool too the touch! Like magic!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (HhQeH)

521
Grab 'em by the A-mish...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

You called?

Oh, a-MISH. My bad.

~ Justin Amash

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (XeEyo)

522 The Amish are going to war
-------------
Is this a Lord of the Rings reference?

*ahem*

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (i0wNm)


That's what I thought of. A council is assembled, lots of slow, ponderous talking... and after 3 hours when the greetings are out of the way, they will discuss the circumstances under which they will proceed to war.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (hku12)

523 May Cal Cunningham lose today. May he live in shame and irrelevance for the rest of his days.

May Mike Espy that Clintonista and K Street bandit get kicked to the curb.

May the Democrats be forced for four more years to call Trump Mr. President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (YFlcc)

524 230 David Hogg needs to get laid. Then he will stop being so silly.
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)

Good news! My parents are now renting me out.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (QE8X6)

*******

Details please...

Posted by: Hunter Bidens Meth Teeth at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (flINI)

525 What if the rapist refuses to concede? Is anyone asking?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (dNzKv)

+++++++++++++

He's already declared that he won't. He made that clear yesterday, I
think. But I don't care. His concession or refusal makes no difference
if he loses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)

If (when) it looks like Joe isn't going to win, I expect his campaign to call a lid until next week.

Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (kOpft)

526 Wearing my Russia t-shirt, standing in line to vote, trolling these ignorant bitches.

Posted by: Gilded at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (6hJYs)

527 488 Which state is the needle dick state?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (I+uRD)

I'm guessing California.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (sI15f)

528
WE AREN'T GOING TO WORK TODAY!!!

- kids who already don't work
Posted by: Moron Robbie's


Stepdaughter has taken to identifying herself as "anti-capitalist", which is fine by me, as now I need not pass along to her any of the filthy capitalist lucre that I earned and saved.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)

529 Grab 'em by the A-mish...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

.....

....and win buggly!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (WX9LO)

530 Thanks for y'all putting me some knowledge RE the Amish.

I really don't know much about them apart from watching Witness and general information that I've absorbed from seeing occasional references to them.

I thought they might go Trump because they're presumably conservative, but there are a lot of churches that are cess-pits of dogmatic leftism, so I didn't want to assume.

'preciate it!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (i0wNm)

531 447 If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

-- @DavidHogg111


The thought of all those useless, unemployed layabouts going on strike is vaguely terrifying.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (lgiXo)

532 It's 99k R over D votes in FL now.

*Snoopy dance*

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (4pK1/)

533 Also quoted from Nate Silver later tonight "Gargle gargle, please finish on my tits Mr. Trump"

Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (XwTyM)

534 I want the early blowout on the east coast to get us NM.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (NWM+b)

Since New Mexico is sitting on one of the largest untapped oil/gas fields in the world, one would hope they will vote in their best interests.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (cJEnq)

535 511
Re david hogg threatening to go on strike - can you think of a person whose efforts you would miss less?

Posted by: Anotheranon at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (LkDjg)
Here's hoping he decides to stand in the middle of I-95 or I-93 in MA.Mass. drivers aren't known for their politeness. And there is more than 1 or 2 NH residents who are willing to have their fender dented.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (N39Ws)

536 492
441

I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout
going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout
they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD



They want to be able to scream about the "popular vote" for four more years.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (qyH+l)

If CA and the left coast can be depressed enough, it could happen. Trump is not winning them, but knock off 4M votes across the whole seaboard???????

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (9VsP4)

537 >>We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"

Wear your masks. We're all in this together.

Posted by: Zod at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (xK9An)

538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (o2MD2)

539 Seeing news that Wisconsin is looking bad for Dems. They are apparently way off their 2016 numbers in mail in and ED totals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (3aLWR)

540
Completed voting in northern DE - ninety minutes elapsed time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (pNxlR)

541 I hope Mark Kelly loses in AZ. He's got Cindy and Meghan McCain's backing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)

542 By the way. Do you know how much meth you have to smoke to rot your teeth like Hunter?

Holy FUCK that dude is lucky his brain still functions enough to remember involuntary muscle function.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

543 O'Malley Dillon: "We believe that we're going to end tonight having left every single ounce on the field, because of the enthusiasm and the hard work of our volunteers all across the country."

LOL

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (L5oOX)

544 May Mike Espy that Clintonista and K Street bandit get kicked to the curb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (YFlcc)

Here! Here! Espy's son was my personal trainer a couple of years back, and I really liked him as a person. His dad is a crook though.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (sI15f)

545 If the victory is clear, it doesn't matter. Concession is just a gentlemanly practice. It's not a legal requirement.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ajLi/)


Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (AiZBA)

546 When a fad takes hold among the Amish it is strong. PDJT is their newest fad.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (FsgBK)

547 How do people who aren't doing jack shit go on strike?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (1ISKN)

We're gonna get more jack and more shit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (iediH)

548 >>The Amish are going to war

Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)

.....

>>It seems as though they are churned up.

It's plain to see.



I'm not feeling the electricity.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (3P/5p)

549 No, you use data-driven analysis augmented with Big Data and AI to identify the undiscovered needle movers in your organization so that you can leverage them to achieve business and digital transformation while delighting your customers through targeted and meaningful customer success operations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Not enough synergy in that paradigm.

Posted by: El Superbeasto (Not a Good German) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (jpDBZ)

550 We have an orange tabby. Prepare for massive cat hair everywhere!

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (cF8AT)

Oh crap. Long haired? Because I don't think this one is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020


*
*

My longhaired cats generally drop clumps of hair that are easy to vacuum up or sweep up with a brush. It's the shorthairs I've known who tend to shed the individual hairs in large numbers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (wQDH5)

551 When Biden loses, can we count on Malig-Nancy being ousted as well?

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (64C2+)

552 All tense with waiting - maybe I should make another pie. Lemon, perhaps.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (sg6iY)

553 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (o2MD2)
+++++++++++
Some from my childhood:
- Thrice
- Chairman Meow
- Astrophe
- Purr-sephone

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (hYcqw)

554 538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard

Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)

555 472 Got a picture I need to share. 4 Young Ladies had a pickup truck all decked out with various Trump Flags.

Yeah they were all super gorgeous. To bad I'm 30 years older than all of them.

Where can I post it?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM

You can upload to ___ur but you'll have to create an account. You can then put the link here, or anywhere else.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (3GzTP)

556 Which state is the needle dick state?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (I+uRD)

I dunno, but it's no where near Mishigan.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (HhQeH)

557 Fun fact....if the surveyors weren't so lazy Arizona would have had an ocean front in the south

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (D79US)

558 535
511

Re david hogg threatening to go on strike - can you think of a person whose efforts you would miss less?



Posted by: Anotheranon at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (LkDjg)
Here's
hoping he decides to stand in the middle of I-95 or I-93 in MA.Mass.
drivers aren't known for their politeness. And there is more than 1 or 2
NH residents who are willing to have their fender dented.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (N39Ws)

Remember David Hogg is telecommuting to Harvard from his bedroom at mommies house via zoom. How would we know if he went on strike?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (9VsP4)

559 I tremble in fear of David Hogg. *snerk* Bring it, spaghetti armed boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

560 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to
launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.

#CountOnUs"



-- @DavidHogg111


What will the country do if its surly barristas stay home?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (u9jaS)

561 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
9s
Almost to the point in Maricopa where the Is and Ds together can't overcome Rs.

Now let's add in the red rurals that are overwhelmingly Trump.

The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru @Garrett_Archer
Maricopa election day 10:30 update:
Total: 64,236
R: 31,395
D: 11,759
O: 21,082

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (hz6ka)

562 My wish for tonight

Election is called at 9:30 ET

At 9:45 Trump comes to the podium and says Dr. Fauci......YOU'RE FIRED. And exists stage left.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (22mNy)

563 If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history.

The makers of Fortnight and microwave pizza are shuddering in fear at the thought of a general strike by young people.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (qc+VF)

564 Thanks Sefton

Now imagining Silver in that Acme Bat-suit. "Approved by real bats."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (YFlcc)

565 548
>>The Amish are going to war


Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)


.....


>>It seems as though they are churned up.

It's plain to see.


I'm not feeling the electricity.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (3P/5p)
But it appears they are willing to take Biden to the shed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (N39Ws)

566 " ...
Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting.
Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today. ..."



If there is any issue that would get Amish out to vote it would be religious freedom, and that is surely one of the issues we are voting on today.

I don't think the Wisconsin Amish vote, unfortunately ... but all the ones I talk to are quite aware of what is at stake.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (6psdy)

567 I don't even like Old Mexico. So I got no use for the new one. We ought to build the damn wall so that we wall off that state.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (H5knJ)

568 Isn't that what modelers do?
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (k9Zh+)

Kind of. We typically create a "null hypothesis" and try to disprove it.

Most of the time though, the boss says "tell me how many widgets we can create given factors A, B, and X."

And then we guess.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (9V81o)

569 Why are discussing Nate Silver OR David Hogg. They are fucking zeroes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (o2MD2)

570 It's 99k R over D votes in FL now.

*Snoopy dance*
Posted by: Marybeth at No

---> do tell!

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (zzdt2)

571 554 538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard

Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)



Carlisle, Kitty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)

572 >I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.


but but but popular vote.. NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!!

Posted by: Hevel Varik at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (fLpTX)

573 You can upload to ___ur but you'll have to create an account. You can then put the link here, or anywhere else.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM

whoops.

I M G U R, i meant

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (3GzTP)

574 Maricopa county update

R 31,395

D 11,759

I 21,082

Posted by: Ha at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (d/sTT)

575 >Stepdaughter has taken to identifying herself as "anti-capitalist", which is fine by me,


take her capital
see how she reacts
tell her you're anti-capitalist too

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (iTXRQ)

576 After yesterday I want to change the names of my kittehs to Puma and Panther.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (I+uRD)

577 538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard

I thought it was Biscuit or Butter. Something like that.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (88xKn)

578 517 So are the Amish Trump voters?
_____________

Yes, and very enthusiastic ones at that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (k4dH2)

579 You can't spell Amish without... mish

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

J.J., those bonnets have to come off sometime.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (Rvt88)

580 562
My wish for tonight



Election is called at 9:30 ET



At 9:45 Trump comes to the podium and says Dr. Fauci......YOU'RE FIRED. And exists stage left.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (22mNy)
I will go with Village Idiot's Apprentice line:"Trump appears with a baseball bat on the WH balcony. 'Time to settle the family business!'".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

581 542 By the way. Do you know how much meth you have to smoke to rot your teeth like Hunter?

Holy FUCK that dude is lucky his brain still functions enough to remember involuntary muscle function.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)


If Trump wins, does Hunter show up with Pedo Joe when he concedes - or if he concedes?

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (4pK1/)

582 We should spread a rumor to the Amish that Joe is owned by Big Zipper.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (ZLI7S)

583 the lawsuit ads will never end.
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (AwYPR)

The torts alleged will just change as various filing deadlines expire. But "It's always something".

At least Charlie Crist is no longer "of counsel" at Morgan and Morgan. "For the People". Barf.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (qyH+l)

584 And then we guess.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (9V81o)

But you guess with Math(s)!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (XeEyo)

585 So it's not just that people are stupid, they're also incentivized to say outrageous things that get them the most attention.

What a sick world.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hku12)

I think there's truth in that. Also, it relates to someone asking earlier, how could Nate Silver make $6 million a year doing what he's doing? It's not hard - there is so much money sloshing around the Media markets, especially in political agit-prop, that it's easy for a clever player who gets hooked into the right people to get a part of it. Bloomberg famously threw a Billion dollars away this year, if not more - where did that all go? To media companies and grifters like Nate Silver and the Consultant Class, all of who took a big cut of it. That's the grease that keeps the entire machine running.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)


I think this stuff is hiding in plain sight, right in our faces. The corruption is not just the evil in men's hearts, it's a system that sucks up and distributes information and influence, as if those are actual commodities of value.

And the money that flows from it... we call it capitalism, but it's something else. I'm not sure how to phrase it, but there's something incredibly perverse about a system that distributes its wealth based on these things, and meanwhile, the actual physical structures of things are decaying and disintegrating and being willfully destroyed.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (hku12)

586 502 I'm getting concerned I don't have enough rum.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S

Julian posting.

Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (xx0TK)

587 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard



Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)


He's already got a name: Butter, to go with his brother, Biscuit.


Yeah, my husband is

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

588 O'Malley Dillon: "We believe that we're going to end tonight having left every single ounce on the field, because of the enthusiasm and the hard work of our volunteers all across the country."

LOL
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (L5oOX)
*******
Losers

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (hz6ka)

589 whoops.

I M G U R, i meant
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (3GzTP)


Just capitalize IMG and you're good.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

590 The funny thing is . . .

when the news team sits there tonight looking at each other with nothing to say when the decision desk says that NY and NJ are TOO CLOSE TO CALL and its 11:00pm at night.


Hahahahahahaha

Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (kwhN/)

591 The UN has promised to step in a d remove Trump if necessary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)

592 Jane

I want to see Buzz Aldrin punch Mark Kelly's lights out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (YFlcc)

593 Stepdaughter has taken to identifying herself as "anti-capitalist", which is fine by me, as now I need not pass along to her any of the filthy capitalist lucre that I earned and saved.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)

Most of those dingbats don't even know what capitalism is. They're convinced themselves that the old USSR was a thing called "State Capitalism", which is as intellectually valid as saying Anarcho-Monarchist.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (ajLi/)

594 532
It's 99k R over D votes in FL now.



*Snoopy dance*

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (4pK1/)

ITS STILL EARLY

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (9VsP4)

595 549
No, you use data-driven analysis augmented with Big Data and AI to
identify the undiscovered needle movers in your organization so that you
can leverage them to achieve business and digital transformation while
delighting your customers through targeted and meaningful customer
success operations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



Not enough synergy in that paradigm.

Posted by: El Superbeasto (Not a Good German) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (jpDBZ)

He'll need to invert a pyramid.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (7Y5nA)

596 Don't wanna get in a srcapple with them.

Is scrapple any good? It doesn't look good.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (i0wNm)

597 but what about the suburban womenzz who hate trump....

duh dummies, if you oversample democrats, you're oversampling their female voter edge and thus you're getting more suburban liberal women. You've created a statistical anomaly that merely identifies the DNC's base.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (zzdt2)

598 582 We should spread a rumor to the Amish that Joe is owned by Big Zipper.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

Big Button.

It has the alliterative advantage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (NWM+b)

599 Between Kelly Loeffler and Doug Collins, who has the better odds against Warnock in a runoff?

Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)

600 599 Between Kelly Loeffler and Doug Collins, who has the better odds against Warnock in a runoff?
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)

=========

Either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (NWM+b)

601 If I had a cat I would name it 'Dickhead'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (iTXRQ)

602 Yeah, my husband is




Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

Salem or Glory.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (7Y5nA)

603 My longhaired cats generally drop clumps of hair
that are easy to vacuum up or sweep up with a brush. It's the
shorthairs I've known who tend to shed the individual hairs in large
numbers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (wQDH5)

Agree. Longhair turns into tumbleweeds, easily found and sucked up. Shorthairs are like pine needles scattered everywhere. And have a way of working their way into fabric, nooks and crannies. Our Siamese lived on for year on my record collection and woolen goods.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (8B6Ng)

604 Are the young turks doing a live feed of results tonight?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (dNzKv)

605 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)

How long has she been your step daughter?

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (I+uRD)

606
If Trump wins, does Hunter show up with Pedo Joe when he concedes - or if he concedes?
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (4pK1/)


No. I'm thinking they have him locked in a mansion basement somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

607 593 Stepdaughter has taken to identifying herself as "anti-capitalist", which is fine by me, as now I need not pass along to her any of the filthy capitalist lucre that I earned and saved.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)

Most of those dingbats don't even know what capitalism is. They're convinced themselves that the old USSR was a thing called "State Capitalism", which is as intellectually valid as saying Anarcho-Monarchist.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (ajLi/)

Anarcho-monarchism... You think it'd sell any t-shirts?

Posted by: Someguy at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Zm+LZ)

608 571 554 538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard

Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)

Carlisle, Kitty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
-------
Kitty Num-Num

Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (MVjcR)

609 596
Don't wanna get in a srcapple with them.



Is scrapple any good? It doesn't look good.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (i0wNm)

brains are delish.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (7Y5nA)

610 542 By the way. Do you know how much meth you have to smoke to rot your teeth like Hunter?

Holy FUCK that dude is lucky his brain still functions enough to remember involuntary muscle function.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

I hadn't paid much attention to Hunter, didn't know his teeth were rotted out. I know the detectives on the force around here talk about meth-mouth, the easiest way to spot a hard core user.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)

611
If we get to a place where NY or NJ are too close too call, I would be over the friggin moon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (s2VJv)

612 Between Kelly Loeffler and Doug Collins, who has the better odds against Warnock in a runoff?

Collins.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (XrCyE)

613 Are the young turks doing a live feed of results tonight?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (dNzKv)


Rumor has it behind a paywall.

Much like a tree in the forest with no one around.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

614 At 9:45 Trump comes to the podium and says Dr. Fauci......YOU'RE FIRED. And exists stage left.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (22mNy
********
Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (hz6ka)

615 Between Kelly Loeffler and Doug Collins, who has the better odds against Warnock in a runoff?

Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)


I don't know, but word needs to get out that REV. Warnock is a fan of Louis Farrakhan, and has a problem with Teh Joos and Israel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

616 My longhaired cats generally drop clumps of hair
that are...

...encased in a pool of vomit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (dNzKv)

617 608 571 554 538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard

Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)

Carlisle, Kitty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
-------
Kitty Num-Num
Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (MVjcR)

Kitty McKittyface?

... I'll see myself out.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (XeEyo)

618 Anarcho-monarchism
1970s Afghanistan before the Soviets attacked.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (CqBb3)

619 The UN has promised to step in a d remove Trump if necessary.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)


Wolverines!

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (AiZBA)

620 They will console themselves with buying that new PS5 or XBox console... to never see the light of day again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (YFlcc)

621
Gonna go listen to Rush, then take a three hour break (Hannity gap), and then listen to Levin.

Keep your wits about you, Horde!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (pNxlR)

622 I found a kitten a few years ago and before I gave him away I named him Kamir.

As in come here.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (I+uRD)

623 I think this stuff is hiding in plain sight, right in our faces. The corruption is not just the evil in men's hearts, it's a system that sucks up and distributes information and influence, as if those are actual commodities of value.

And the money that flows from it... we call it capitalism, but it's something else. I'm not sure how to phrase it, but there's something incredibly perverse about a system that distributes its wealth based on these things, and meanwhile, the actual physical structures of things are decaying and disintegrating and being willfully destroyed.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (hku12)

-------

It's the massive amounts of free money from the Fed.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (cMXNt)

624 I'm feeling cautiously optimistic. *runs away screaming*

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (a0IVu)

625 Oh crap. Long haired? Because I don't think this one is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020

*
*

My longhaired cats generally drop clumps of hair that are easy to vacuum up or sweep up with a brush. It's the shorthairs I've known who tend to shed the individual hairs in large numbers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020


*
*

I didn't realize my late Arizona red tabby was a longhair as a kitten at the SPCA. He had big paws and ears, and I knew he'd be a large cat, but he was just fuzzy. I thought that was kitten coat and would phase out.

Nope. He grew into a massive cat with a flowing coat like a rough-coated collie. The shedding was, as I said, just easy-to-scoop clumps. And he changed my view of longhaired cats forever.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (wQDH5)

626 Both of us voted.
The MVD was closed for vehicle *stuff* and it was filled with probably 15 sign-in computers and 45 voting positions.
No line for in person; but, a line of cars dropping off ballots (Weird).
The ident machine didn't like mine so I called a worker over she looked at the data on the screen, looked at my DL and cleared me. My ballot was printed and I filled in all the *right* spots.
SWMBO didn't have any ident problems and finished sign in at the same time.

Go Vote!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (gtatv)

627 601 If I had a cat I would name it 'Dickhead'
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (iTXRQ)


"At your own risk."

- - Sefton's two felines

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (s2VJv)

628 604 Are the young turks doing a live feed of results tonight?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (dNzKv)

I was just thinking about the same thing.

May put that on for a good laugh

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (4pK1/)

629 Fun fact....if the surveyors weren't so lazy Arizona would have had an ocean front in the south
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at


True fact. If the surveyors weren't so incompetent or bribed. The Montana/Idaho border would be the whole length of the Continental divide. So, the 1/3 of Montana would be part of Idaho.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (6yYEv)

630 549 No, you use data-driven analysis augmented with Big Data and AI to identify the undiscovered needle movers in your organization so that you can leverage them to achieve business and digital transformation while delighting your customers through targeted and meaningful customer success operations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Not enough synergy in that paradigm.
Posted by: El Superbeasto (Not a Good German) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (jpDBZ)

No six-sigma paradigm implementation plan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (2C38g)

631 620 They will console themselves with buying that new PS5 or XBox console... to never see the light of day again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (YFlcc)

You mean having their parents buy them a new PS5 or Xbox.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (XeEyo)

632 617
608 571 554 538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard



Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)



Carlisle, Kitty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)

-------

Kitty Num-Num

Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (MVjcR)



Kitty McKittyface?



... I'll see myself out.


Hairball.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (SchxB)

633 32
What are people streaming today stay informed/obsessed over every breaking detail?



I need something to keep my blood pressure up

Posted by: .87c at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (rxhKF)
-----------------------
After someone having mentioned it on a recent ONT, I'm re-watching "Batman: The Animated Series." I had forgotten how great this show really was. Mark Hamill's Joker is the definitive version - sorry, Heath Ledger fans.
As far as election "news," I'm here and at dot win, and that's it. The MFM sites are all bullshit, Insty is Eeyore Central, and I don't do social media anymore (thank God).

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (+3rQF)

634 If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.

Oh noes! Not the low skill, easily replaced, mostly already sitting out of the workforce due to Covid shutdown people! How will we ever cope?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (i0wNm)

635 ITS STILL EARLY


Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (9VsP4)

i laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (7Y5nA)

636 He's already got a name: Butter, to go with his brother, Biscuit.


Yeah, my husband is

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

Get two more and you can call them "Ham" and "Eggs".

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (o2MD2)

637 I am getting the feeling that the media/social media talk about not announcing winners has to do with not depressing the West Coast vote.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (kA3Cp)

638 Is scrapple any good? It doesn't look good.
Posted by: bonhomme

You either love it or hate it. I love it. Having said that though, it is an acquired taste.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (Rvt88)

639 cbd dot aoshq at geemail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (xT2tT)

Must be my phone having a prob. It wont send.



Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (uxUoN)

640 Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (hz6ka)
++++++++++++
He can be marginalized, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (hYcqw)

641 Just to show how fluid politics is....

In 1960 the GOP ticket was from California and Mass.

In 1972 the Democrat was from South Dakota.

1992 Clinton won Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, Georgia and Kentucky

It's never static, always evolving.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (22mNy)

642 I hope Mark Kelly loses in AZ. He's got Cindy and Meghan McCain's backing.

--

Jane, I hope Loeffler can deliver a handy beat down to Ossified.

I did my part and voted for Lady Lindsey for the first time since 2008.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (O+I8R)

643 The Amish are going to war

It's possible they're tired of the missing children.

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (Lt1JN)

644 My longhaired cats generally drop clumps of hair
that are...

...encased in a pool of vomit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020


*
*

True. The shorthairs upchucked just as often, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (wQDH5)

645 If you look at reports in the Monkey Thread, machines in PA and in Trump-favorable counties in NC are being reported as "broken" or "inoperative" and ballots being thrown aside to be counted "later."

This is NOT going to be as easy and as yuge as people think. Trump is still on the pathway to a loss.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (2JVJo)

646 591. Well, that is an endorsement for Trump.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (JRaU+)

647
Kind of. We typically create a "null hypothesis" and try to disprove it.

Most of the time though, the boss says "tell me how many widgets we can create given factors A, B, and X."

And then we guess.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM


heh

and I thought I was the only one who's job description was in Latin

Presto Extracto Numero Recto

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (DUIap)

648 Is Mika on suicide watch?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (YFlcc)

649 I hadn't paid much attention to Hunter, didn't know his teeth were rotted out. I know the detectives on the force around here talk about meth-mouth, the easiest way to spot a hard core user.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)

********

Lookin' for a job. I feel like I have a skillset that would be very useful for your department. I'd settle for $50k/month

Posted by: Hunter Bidens Meth Teeth at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (flINI)

650 72 49 697 ....

Yup.

The Left is fucked.

The loss is going to be so large that there's no way that the party won't have its worst divisions brought to the surface within a week. The infighting is going to get very hot very fast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future!

Wait for it...wait for it...

Posted by: W. Wolfe at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (kfcYC)

651 >Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired


he's an executive branch employee

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (iTXRQ)

652 Yeah. That was the problem with Soviet Russia.

Too capitalist.

Fucking clods.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (HhQeH)

653 Just voted for Kanye, feel really good about that, we need change, but who is this Tidall woman? His VP?

Joking. Voting report from near CdA Idaho. I am new to the area, but the woman in line next to me said she had never seen such a line for voting. I asked her why she thought it was so busy. She said because everyone wants to support Trump.

Posted by: MikeM at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (3F0Ql)

654 Field Report from Penn State:


Walking around campus you see a number of Biden GOTV tables.


Nothing too insane but there is no Trump insignia or GOTV effort that I have seen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (lz6O3)

655 Fauci can be reassigned to the north pole research station to study the reproductive habits of penguins.

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (a0IVu)

656 By the way. Do you know how much meth you have to smoke to rot your teeth like Hunter?



Holy FUCK that dude is lucky his brain still functions enough to remember involuntary muscle function.
---

I'm fine. I just occasionally forget where I leave things.

Posted by: Hunter B. at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (kOpft)

657 Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart
To say that Biteme is underperforming would be an underperforming statement.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (hz6ka)

658 539 Seeing news that Wisconsin is looking bad for Dems. They are apparently way off their 2016 numbers in mail in and ED totals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (3aLWR)


Erectile Dysfunction numbers? I don't understand this politics stuff at all.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (2P5m4)

659 @MichaelCoudrey



Locations in Michigan where voting machines are "down" with workers
asking you to just leave your ballot with them to be scanned later:



Grosse Pointe Woods, MI - precinct 1 2



Metro Detroit youth club - Precinct 4







*From my cold dead hands, asswipes....*

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (cF8AT)


I'm hearing the scanners down story in a number of places. In the Chicago area they are putting them in boxes to "hand count later". The cheat is on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (x52tC)

660 Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired

But he can be demoted.. To Antartica

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (Zmnko)

661 Did you know Trump got a 5th Nobel Nomination?

Heh got my wish and there's still time for a 6th!

Posted by: Piratepatch at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (2Xrky)

662 From the Axios link above:

If news organizations declare Joe Biden the mathematical president-elect, he plans to address the nation as its new leader, even if President Trump continues to fight in court, advisers tell Axios.

Why it matters: Biden advisers learned the lesson of 2000, when Al Gore hung back while George W. Bush declared victory in that contested election, putting the Democrat on the defensive while Bush acted like the winner.

So if Biden is declared the winner, he'll begin forming his government and looking presidential -- and won't yield to doubts Trump might try to sow.



Wow.

After months of the MSM and Tech leaders "preparing us to not know who won on election day" they are now saying the THE PRESS can decide who won the election, and that gives Biden the right to start his presidential term???

That's a coup.
That's *another* coup attempt.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (bDqIh)

663 Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (hz6ka)

Check the latest executive order and get back to me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (XrCyE)

664 >>The Amish are going to war


Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)


.....


>>It seems as though they are churned up.

It's plain to see.


I'm not feeling the electricity.


But it appears they are willing to take Biden to the shed.
........

Don't bet the farm on them.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

665 Here's something I've been thinking about. Don's kids have been out on the campaign trail for him and absolutely smashing it. What faith he has in their abilities. Its on the line and they are coming thru. Can anyone imagine Joeys kids stepping up to the plate?

Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (5Yk8D)

666 Days like this in AZ in November make me slightly question why I want to move. Then I remember, cherries and land.

I just hope we hold the line this year and that Fontes is unable to cheat like in 2018.

Posted by: soulpile at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (VTLGo)

667 33
Needles states? Who comes up with this stuff?

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (88xKn)

some needle dick

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (7Y5nA)

668 Beau and Luke Biden didn't campaign.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (PiSoi)

669 Dancing in the Dark Winter of his discontent, Bruce Springsteen was last seen packing his bags and heading down Thunder Road to escape what he says is, An ever growing Darkness", that he feels is lurking just outside the Ciy Limits.
Posted by: garrett

I guess he's not tougher than the rest.

Posted by: Blutarski at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (nnf6G)

670 600 599 Between Kelly Loeffler and Doug Collins, who has the better odds against Warnock in a runoff?
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)

=========

Either.

=========

Collins it is, then. I thought he should have been appointed over Loeffler in the first place.

Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (EHSFD)

671 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard

Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...


In remembrance of Connery, it can only be named ... Pussy Galore.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (0zGlJ)

672 417 My parents live in Amish territory and I confess I did not know Amish voted. If they do vote they would have an impact in Ohio (and Pennsy, obviously) because of their great numbers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM

I think there are lots in Indiana as well.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (qe5CM)

673 Any predictions on a state being called early and then being moved back to tossup?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (aBmnR)

674 I wonder if some Dems are voting for Trump.

That might be a hidden commodity as well.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (M+Lyo)

675 oh, I got it, I saw the "we still have a path to 270 even if we lose PA FL" thing.

Yeah, sure you do. If you're losing those two states, then you're losing those other states you're relying on as well.

If you were really up 10, you'd not have these problems. Instead, if you relied on polls that oversampled democrats by 10 points, then you'd be in the place you're in now.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (zzdt2)

676 he's an executive branch employee
Posted by: DB- just DB

Move his desk to the basement...quit paying him

Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (vd8XM)

677 642 I hope Mark Kelly loses in AZ. He's got Cindy and Meghan McCain's backing.

***

Mark Kelly is another one that's up China's ass like a suppository.

Posted by: Azathoth at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (o3eXo)

678 591 The UN has promised to step in a d remove Trump if necessary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)

*SNORT*
them and who's army?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (VcFUs)

679 645 If you look at reports in the Monkey Thread, machines in PA and in Trump-favorable counties in NC are being reported as "broken" or "inoperative" and ballots being thrown aside to be counted "later."

This is NOT going to be as easy and as yuge as people think. Trump is still on the pathway to a loss.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (2JVJo)

------

Good god man, just end your misery already.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (cMXNt)

680 607 593 Stepdaughter has taken to identifying herself as "anti-capitalist", which is fine by me, as now I need not pass along to her any of the filthy capitalist lucre that I earned and saved.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)

It's fun to fantasize about the provisions of a will: "I know you are anti-capitalist, so I would never insult you by leaving you the dirty results of Capitalist Effort. My pet cat Fluffy, however, is a Capitalist, and I hereby leave $250,000 for the care and feeding of Fluffy, as long as she may live, with the remainder to go to the Neiman Barkus Kennel and Cattery at the close of her life."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)

681 Maryland is the needle state.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (PiSoi)

682 If you look at reports in the Monkey Thread, machines in PA and in Trump-favorable counties in NC are being reported as "broken" or "inoperative" and ballots being thrown aside to be counted "later."
********
|BULLSHIT I am in Westmoreland County & I voted fine No Problem

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (hz6ka)

683 My current cat is pretty squeaky so I can him "Greaseless".

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (o2MD2)

684 Quebec is going big for the rapist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (dNzKv)

685 I thought of naming the new orange kitten Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

686
I hadn't paid much attention to Hunter, didn't know his teeth were rotted out. I know the detectives on the force around here talk about meth-mouth, the easiest way to spot a hard core user.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)



Here you go:

https://tinyurl.com/HunterMethMouth

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

687 It's the massive amounts of free money from the Fed.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (cMXNt)

Easy money, acquired with no required tangible benefit to civilization, dilutes merit based wealth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (2C38g)

688 Pennsyltucky..

Yeah, look for Batman..TAS 2020.
They continued the series. Looks exactly the same and has been very enjoyable.

Cartoon Network here in Canada.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (v2c9/)

689 "My friend reports that the partisan breakdown of ballots cast today is 51R / 24D. Yes, only 24% Democrat. My friend calculates that Trump would have to lose the E-Day independent vote 95%-5% to not reach that 56% of all E-Day votes threshhold."

Firstly, this seems just wrong. With no crossover votes, it starts at 51-24, and the remaining 25 I's need to go 5-20 to reach 56, which is an 20-80% split (not 5-95%). Still a mountain to climb (given that 55-45 would be quite unexpected already), but not what the lede says. Secondly, one has to worry about crossovers, and in particular if they will be symmetrical due to COVID fear from elderly R's.

Posted by: Sorry to inject some math against your friend at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (BBWrU)

690 83 Much the same analysis here for NC.

https://joeisdone.github.io/northcarolina/

From what I can tell, NC is in the win column.
Posted by: Deep State 910

You could tell something from that?

Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops" Strewn DA 1977 at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (kfcYC)

691 635
ITS STILL EARLY




Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (9VsP4)

i laughed.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (7Y5nA)

I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (9VsP4)

692 >The Amish are going to war

@@@
Treebeard in a buggy?

Posted by: Piratepatch at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (2Xrky)

693 My sister and all her liberal ex-pat friends in Germany are crying about "what America has become".
ha ha ha
Germany.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

694 My civic education must be severely lacking because I have no idea what a needle state is.

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (a0IVu)

695 615 Between Kelly Loeffler and Doug Collins, who has the better odds against Warnock in a runoff?

Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)

I don't know, but word needs to get out that REV. Warnock is a fan of Louis Farrakhan, and has a problem with Teh Joos and Israel.

=======

Don't forget women. He apparently assaulted his ex-wife.

Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (EHSFD)

696 My new doggo's name has apparently become Droppit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (HhQeH)

697 I found a kitten a few years ago and before I gave him away I named him Kamir.

As in come here.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (I+uRD)

******

I am naming my next puppy Stainz for the same reason...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (flINI)

698 596 Don't wanna get in a srcapple with them.

Is scrapple any good? It doesn't look good.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (i0wNm)

its delicious, just dont look at the
ingredients

Posted by: firehorse at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (Juige)

699 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
54s
FL Rs+105,070, almost where Trump was at the END of election night 2016.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (hz6ka)

700 I am upbeat and confident about this election. My earwigs today have been " Rally ' Round the Flag" and " Garryowen". Hoping for the popular vote win now. And I am not gonna get sucked into the Election Coverage Downer that Media, Inc. will foist upon us tonight. That's about as shitty as their polling.

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (bCLt0)

701 677 642 I hope Mark Kelly loses in AZ. He's got Cindy and Meghan McCain's backing.

***

He is a shoe in to win. Sara Palin tried to murder his wife!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (dNzKv)

702 I try not to talk to anyone about politics. I don't want to know. If someone mentions politics, its time to wrap up the conversation. So the guy that keeps my yard looking good (retired guy) calls me. Says he might stop over and blow some leaves in prep for the last mowing. I say, OK, sounds good. Then he says, "what is today? Tuesday?" Uh, yeah its uh, Tuesday. LOL

Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (buTO7)

703 I wonder if some Dems are voting for Trump.

That might be a hidden commodity as well.
Posted by: Hatari Somewh

-------->
here's the thing, right? Biden ran an issue free campaign and the debates helped him hide that.

So, if you're a democrat and open minded on policy, you may want to vote for the guys who:

1. won't take away the gun you bought because of the biden riots
2. the guys who will stop the biden riots
3. the guys who will keep the biden rioters out of the suburbs.

I do wish trump spent more time talking about his trade and peace deals in the debates, since the debates were designed to talk about global warming and snooze everyone to death.

the peace in the middle east, kosovo, koreas crowd may eventually figure out trump did good there as well.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (zzdt2)

704 617
608 571 554 538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard

Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)


Carlisle, Kitty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)

-------

Kitty Num-Num

Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (MVjcR)


Kitty McKittyface?

... I'll see myself out.

Hairball.

--
Ceefer - C fer cat.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (gtatv)

705 Report any voting issues here:
https://defendyourballot.formstack.com/forms/incident_report

Posted by: Mr Bo Jangles at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (IBt/r)

706 679 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (2JVJo)

------

Good god man, just end your misery already.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (cMXNt)

========

Buy his book. It's a good 'un.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (NWM+b)

707 Can anyone imagine Joeys kids stepping up to the plate?
Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (5Yk8D)

Hunter's latest baby mama could have done a mean pole dance for Joe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)

708 Bring it bearded suspender folk.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (PiSoi)

709 Also, my lib co-workers are giddy at the thought of Trump losing ...pffttt...if all goes well for us, I might just bring donuts in tomorrow and eat them all

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (a0IVu)

710 Prediction for 2024

Dems win Texas.

Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.

AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)

711 Dems in Broward are just sleeping in.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (dNzKv)

712 David Hogg has been filled with a lot of crap. His mom and dad should be tarred and feathered.

Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (2BZBZ)

713 648 Is Mika on suicide watch?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (YFlcc)

Looking at protective custody because of her husband going into a 2001 intern killing (allegedly) rage.

Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (Ojki1)

714 591 The UN has promised to step in a d remove Trump if necessary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)
........

They better be wearing masks and practicing social distancing.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

715 At Daily Kos they show Biden up by 9 in Pinellas County based on their last poll.

LOL

Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (gAMkn)

716 665
Here's something I've been thinking about. Don's kids have been out on
the campaign trail for him and absolutely smashing it. What faith he has
in their abilities. Its on the line and they are coming thru. Can
anyone imagine Joeys kids stepping up to the plate?

Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (5Yk8D)


This! Compare and contrast.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (9VsP4)

717 DavidHogg111


I read that as David Hoggette.

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

718
In remembrance of Connery, it can only be named ... Pussy Galore.
Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (0zGlJ)


But you have to say it in old Sean Connery voice.

Pusshay......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

719 699. That doesnt account for all the "life long republicans fed up with Trumps tweets" does it?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (JRaU+)

720 534 I want the early blowout on the east coast to get us NM.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (NWM+b)

...

I picked my flip state as NM. Seems like in the poll i was the only one.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (yL25O)

721 Move his desk to the basement...quit paying him
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (vd8XM)

And I'm keeping that red swingline....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (HhQeH)

722 I don't know, but word needs to get out that REV.
Warnock is a fan of Louis Farrakhan, and has a problem with Teh Joos and
Israel.

=======

Don't forget women. He apparently assaulted his ex-wife.



Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (EHSFD)


Oh, good. He hates Jews, Israel and women. Good to know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

723 629 Fun fact....if the surveyors weren't so lazy Arizona would have had an ocean front in the south
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at


True fact. If the surveyors weren't so incompetent or bribed. The Montana/Idaho border would be the whole length of the Continental divide. So, the 1/3 of Montana would be part of Idaho.
Posted by: Beartooth

Cool thought that will get willowed or lost today (and not an original idea of my own at all), AZ/MN and ND/SD would work much better as states if their dividing lines were flipped - -i.e. ND/SD should have been a vertical divide and NM/AZ should have been a horizontal one, environmentally and politically they make more sense that way.

Posted by: common sense at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (UCCfH)

724 569 Why are discussing Nate Silver OR David Hogg. They are fucking zeroes.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (o2MD2)

You ever try it? It's not easy, you know.

Posted by: Nate "The Plate" Silver at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (QE8X6)

725 Just spent ten minutes voting in my once red, now purple trending blue precinct in Gwinnett. (near Atlanta)

At quarter past noon, I cast ballot number 166 for that precinct. No line. At lunchtime.

Posted by: Adorably Deplorable Delayna--Sinistra Delenda Est at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (KNFU5)

726 84
Call me apathetic....see if I care.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (wGxSf)

yeah, i was going to have a positive attitude but thought 'what good would that do'?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (7Y5nA)

727 Thanks for y'all putting me some knowledge RE the Amish.

I really don't know much about them apart from watching Witness and general information that I've absorbed from seeing occasional references to them.

I thought they might go Trump because they're presumably conservative, but there are a lot of churches that are cess-pits of dogmatic leftism, so I didn't want to assume.

'preciate it!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (i0wNm)

They are good hard work people.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (c2wA+)

728 Can anyone imagine Joeys kids stepping up to the plate?
Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (5Yk8D)

Easy, so long as it is a plate full of coke!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (2C38g)

729 He thought we did too...and said as much here before he left.
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (cF8AT)

I remember. That was a dick move--and dishonest too given bigots are shut down with a quickness on here. I don't wish him ill but refuse to support anything he does.

Posted by: troyriser at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (OLtrr)

730 I'm on tablet and can't link.


Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (v2c9/)

731 Between Kelly Loeffler and Doug Collins, who has the better odds against Warnock in a runoff?

--

Ok, I'm officially out of the loop on who's running against whom in GA. I thought Ossoff was running against Loeffler and Collins (as a 3rd party).

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (O+I8R)

732 29 People are cowering in their basements in Portland, waiting for the vengeful white nationalists to invade and trash the city!
Posted by: Ted Wheeler! at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

We know it was them by the fact they attacked the People's Democratic stronghold of Starbucks.

Posted by: Plywood futures are up at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (BBWrU)

733 Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired

The masks are nothing. He has a lot to answer for re: AIDS. He won't simply be fired.

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (2nFxy)

734 668 Beau and Luke Biden didn't campaign.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (PiSoi)

Hunter did however.

Posted by: GEOTUS at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (Ojki1)

735 If God forbid Trump loses, he needs to go to Texas and form the American Party and we succeed from the Union

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (eQh3B)

736 715 At Daily Kos they show Biden up by 9 in Pinellas County based on their last poll.

LOL
Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (gAMkn)

=========

Poll vs. returned ballots and voting from today...

Hmm...

We'll go with polls.

Idiots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (NWM+b)

737 >The Amish are going to war

***

Pitchforks at the ready

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (nUhF0)

738 A good number of Dems are going to vote Trump and almost no Republicans will vote Biden. Remember the Latino caravans for Trump in Miami? There were 10's of thousands of cars. In Miami.

A friend's mid-20's daughter in Los Angeles switched to Trump a few weeks ago when Biden was making noise about a national lockdown (a long dark winter or whatever). That was the main reason for her to go with Trump, and the second was the attack on freelance workers (she is one). I have many more stories from friend's like this - Dems switching to Trump.

Posted by: thewallsareclosingin at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (RfyE1)

739 Prediction for 2024

Dems win Texas.

Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.

AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)

My prediction for this year is that all serious talk of the Dems flipping Texas will stop for a decade or more.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (ajLi/)

740 There are shenanigans going on in PA today.

Posted by: physics geek at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (huQJB)

741 Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (gAMkn)
Daily Kos? I haven't heard them mentioned since 2012...

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (CqBb3)

742 Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.

--

Do not tease Happy Fun Ball.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (O+I8R)

743 >>>Don't bet the farm on them


You're milking this for all it's worth

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (AFSld)

744 731 Between Kelly Loeffler and Doug Collins, who has the better odds against Warnock in a runoff?

--

Ok, I'm officially out of the loop on who's running against whom in GA. I thought Ossoff was running against Loeffler and Collins (as a 3rd party).
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (O+I8R)

========

No, Ossoff is running against Purdue in the other Senate race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (NWM+b)

745 How many aircraft carrier battlegroups does the UN have.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (PiSoi)

746 >>> 678 591 The UN has promised to step in a d remove Trump if necessary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)

*SNORT*
them and who's army?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (VcFUs)

The blue helmets who are *actually* rapey want to make themselves targets, just before Christmas?

Well OK then.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (SMIwu)

747 698 596 Don't wanna get in a srcapple with them.

Is scrapple any good? It doesn't look good.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (i0wNm)

its delicious, just dont look at the
ingredients

Posted by: firehorse at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (Juige)

The 'Q', 'X', 'V' tiles are the tastiest.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (VcFUs)

748 I thought of naming the new orange kitten Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (ptqGC)
*******
2 scoops?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (hz6ka)

749 Too bad the Amish are into modesty and plain colors. It would be great if the Amish Ladies took the time to dye their gowns red for the day.

Posted by: Marge Atwood at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (zgEsK)

750 @LarrySchweikart
54s
FL Rs+105,070, almost where Trump was at the END of election night 2016.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi G

-------------> and it's only 1 PM!

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (zzdt2)

751 594 532
It's 99k R over D votes in FL now.

*Snoopy dance*

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (4pK1/)

ITS STILL EARLY
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (9VsP4)

WLNSSEODQY

- Winston Wolfe

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (6xA3t)

752 Anarcho-Anachronimism? May be too late. Let's get a consensus. Or a slight echo.

Posted by: klaftern at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (RuIsu)

753 FL Rs+105,070, almost where Trump was at the END of election night 2016.

********************

So you're saying Trump's massive GOTV and ground game in the face of the pandemic might have yielded fruit?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (mcMO1)

754 Tom Servo

Had fun blowing a younger coworker's mind with some movie trivia last night.

Asked her to name an actor who has starred in a Bond film, RHPS, and a Hammer horror movie.

You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc)

755 Ok, I'm officially out of the loop on who's running
against whom in GA. I thought Ossoff was running against Loeffler and
Collins (as a 3rd party).

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (O+I8R)


Ossoff is running against David Perdue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

756 >>>Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.



Stop. My penis can only get so erect!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (AFSld)

757 >>Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.

The truth is after the early and mail in voting numbers came in it would have taken a miracle for Joe to win.

But the polls!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)

758
He is a shoe in to win. Sara Palin tried to murder his wife!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

choke up a hair ball and barf twice.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (gtatv)

759 The reason for the Amish turnout? They love freedom too.

Posted by: Justsayin' at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (Fs5vw)

760 >>Is Mika on suicide watch?


She'll be binging and purging junk food all night, then run 20 miles as punishment. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)

761 739 Prediction for 2024

Dems win Texas.

Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.

AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)

My prediction for this year is that all serious talk of the Dems flipping Texas will stop for a decade or more.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (ajLi/)

===========

But Beto!

Beto was a series of very particular circumstances that favored a well-funded candidate against a less than loved incumbent.

Abbott won by 13 on the same ballot.

The state is actually getting redder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (NWM+b)

762 I can't even imagine Ossoff in the Senate. He's a preening douchenozzle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

763 No way the NPA (no party affiliation) voters are predominantly Democrat. Both my neighbor and I are registered NPA, but voting for PDT.

Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (R0z7P)

764 25 Given the numbers in FL... its safe to say the turnout is going to be similar in places like PA.

I can tell you in my red area here of PA... I've tried to vote twice and it's more crowded than Ive ever seen in including 2016 which was the first time I had to wait in line to vote.

The turnout in red PA is as big as the rallies were.
Posted by: RealityMan at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (xOBRH)

Line around the corner in my area of PA when the polls opened. Never seen that before; there was a short line in 2018. This year there were about 50 people in line when I arrived, and about 40-50 when I left (the line scrunched up as social distancing gave way to hurry-up-and-get-me-the-f-out-of-this-40-degree-weather) so that is guesstimation.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (w+Ped)

765 I voted, but the Commonweallt of Vagina is lost.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (PiSoi)

766 Mrs928 and I are back from voting. A little over an hour to vote. Ridiculously long line in a polling place that normally takes 15 minutes in to out.

I will go out on a limb and predict that Trump carries Alabama.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) predicts at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (yQpMk)

767 Bring it bearded suspender folk.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM


Begun, the Emacs/Vi Wars have.

Posted by: Bearded Suspender Folk at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (DMUuz)

768 What ever happens , Hillary will never be President.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (I+uRD)

769 >>Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.



Stop. My penis can only get so erect!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at Novem

------> it was a very short no-nut november

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (zzdt2)

770 Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.

They need Winston Wolf as an editor. It's not 1pm yet.

Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (8eSmR)

771 "Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired"

I know. It was a joke.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (22mNy)

772 The truth is after the early and mail in voting numbers came in it would have taken a miracle for Joe to win.

I sooo hope you are right

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (Zmnko)

773 762 I can't even imagine Ossoff in the Senate. He's a preening douchenozzle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

He'll fit right in.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (XeEyo)

774 I had Tania and Tyrone for kitties.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (7Y5nA)

775 687 It's the massive amounts of free money from the Fed.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (cMXNt)

Easy money, acquired with no required tangible benefit to civilization, dilutes merit based wealth!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (2C38g)


-------

Exactly. All this is especially noticeable in the media.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (cMXNt)

776 Didn't Bloomberg dump tens of millions into FL?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (dNzKv)

777 The Amish are anabaptists. They had a bad outcome of things in Muenster. When you are so egregious that the Lutherans and Catholics unite to spank you, you went too far. Look it up. David Koresh and Jim Jones had nothing on these guys.

Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (2BZBZ)

778 739 Prediction for 2024

Dems win Texas.

Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.

AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)

If MN goes red, no need for AZ.

Posted by: Persona Non Grata at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (w+Ped)

779 763. Brose the Twitterz...there are people who seriously believe NPA's are going to Biden at a rate of +15...which has never happened in the history of ever in FL.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (JRaU+)

780 761 739 Prediction for 2024

Dems win Texas.

Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.

AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)

My prediction for this year is that all serious talk of the Dems flipping Texas will stop for a decade or more.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (ajLi/)

===========

But Beto!

Beto was a series of very particular circumstances that favored a well-funded candidate against a less than loved incumbent.

Abbott won by 13 on the same ballot.

The state is actually getting redder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (NWM+b)

___

I disagree. We'll see in 4 years.
Speaking of which, how soon before we get 2024 polls, lol?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (22mNy)

781 Hmmm... work cafeteria had pudding today. A sign?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (ejd/p)

782 Good grief. This woman is taking forever to get here with the kitteh. Good thing I voted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

783 754 Tom Servo

Had fun blowing a younger coworker

I thought this was a family site?

Posted by: common sense at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (UCCfH)

784 Asked her to name an actor who has starred in a Bond film, RHPS, and a Hammer horror movie.


--

Christopher Lee

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (kA3Cp)

785 Remember, Republicans work.

As do and and have been since dinosaurs roamed the planet. I guess my thought was that since almost every like-minded patriot I know I voted in person today. I was hoping I would see much of the same where I vote. Again my anecdotal observation must be taken with the tiniest grain of salt. I remain totally optimistic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (EgshT)

786 746
>>> 678 591 The UN has promised to step in a d remove Trump if necessary.



Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)


Jeebus....did they actually say that....cause there are about 25 countries that could use that kind of help right now. (cough Nork cough).

The UN should be disbanded.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (9VsP4)

787 >The Amish are going to war

***

Pitchforks at the ready
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (nUhF0)
........

I'll donate tar and feathers.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

788 No way the NPA (no party affiliation) voters are predominantly Democrat. Both my neighbor and I are registered NPA, but voting for PDT.
Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (R0z7P)
+++++++++
I'm NPA and I'm so conservative that I rarely change my underpants. Why am I NPA? Two reasons:
1) The Republicans are a bunch of betrayers (hopefully not so much post-Trump)
2) I want campaign literature from both camps, if only to see the different approaches they use.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (hYcqw)

789 678 591 The UN has promised to step in a d remove Trump if necessary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)

*SNORT*
them and who's army?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (VcFUs)

...Presumably ours. Isn't that who fight all the UN's fights?

Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (Ojki1)

790 I ever see blue helmets in this country I'm going to take very careful aim.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (o2MD2)

791 And once again John Legend shows himself to been an asshoe:

https://tinyurl.com/y3f2ja4j

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (bDqIh)

792 The Amish and Mennonites were persecuted for their faith in Europe. They came here, so they could be left alone. They tend to stay out of politics, but the way the Dem governors have been encroaching on freedom to worship has got to have them on edge. Trump will protect that.

And yes, it does have a very Entish feel to it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (JKNZq)

793 It's not over until the rightful and true Governor of Georgia sings.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (C0TfS)

794 725 Just spent ten minutes voting in my once red, now purple trending blue precinct in Gwinnett. (near Atlanta)

At quarter past noon, I cast ballot number 166 for that precinct. No line. At lunchtime.

==========

I'm in Gwinnett too. Not sure if that low turnout is a good thing or a bad thing but I know it was a squeaker for Woodall in 2018.

Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (EHSFD)

795 780 I disagree. We'll see in 4 years.
Speaking of which, how soon before we get 2024 polls, lol?
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (22mNy)

========

Silver has already built a model.

If Democrats chose the craziest, most leftist candidate, they win 99 out of 100 models against any Republican.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (NWM+b)

796 695 615 Between Kelly Loeffler and Doug Collins, who has the better odds against Warnock in a runoff?
----------
Kelly has seemingly unlimited cash. I Suspect some out of state money would come in for Doug though.

Warnock is a pro-abortion Baptist preacher. That won't sell well outside of Atlanta and Macon, maybe savannah.

Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (DbbiL)

797 "Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired"


I thought it meant with a flame thrower.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (7Y5nA)

798 I'm not doing any victory dances til its over. I'm not even counting on Texas til I see the vote counts coming in.

on the other hand, unless everything I know about Texas from living here for quite a while is completely wrong, then I'm confident that Texas is coming in for Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)

799 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
23s
From Adam Briggs:
"In addition to the massacre in Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach are now BOTH above "net 0" relative to the share of total votes garnered by Cankles and its not even 1PM est. Correct: Florida will get ugly and FAST."

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (hz6ka)

800 She'll be binging and purging junk food all night, then run 20 miles as punishment. . .

With a giant GIF squirrel chasing her?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (YFlcc)

801 I can't even imagine Ossoff in the Senate. He's a preening douchenozzle.

--

I hope enough people became aware of his campaign person basically saying he's a commie, but has to hide it from the country bumpkins.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (O+I8R)

802 I am upbeat and confident about this election. My earwigs today have been " Rally ' Round the Flag" and " Garryowen". ...
Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (bCLt0)


Try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAnky-QJwII

If it doesn't make you feel better then you're dead.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (AiZBA)

803 >But you have to say it in old Sean Connery voice.

Pusshay......


no it's 'poocy'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (iTXRQ)

804 what did biden say or do during any part of his non-campaign that would appeal to the independent voter?

1. tear down buildings, rebuild them slighly more efficient? the dumbest fucking promise ever.

2. anti-fa is just an idea.

3. badamamcathcare?

4 hysterical overreaction to The Vid?

There may be an actual R30/D28/I42 split in the country, but there's nothing actually bringing them there independents out to vote unless it's maga time.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (zzdt2)

805 771 "Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired"

I know. It was a joke.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (22mNy)

That POS is a civil servant at the Special Executive Service level. He works at the pleasure of the President. He can be fired.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (VcFUs)

806 We know it was them by the fact they attacked the People's Democratic stronghold of Starbucks.
Posted by: Plywood futures are up

Portland leftists hate Starbux. Corporate scum....Not local.....pretty much the end of their reasons.

Posted by: Downcast at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (zgEsK)

807 682
If you look at reports in the Monkey Thread, machines in PA and in
Trump-favorable counties in NC are being reported as "broken" or
"inoperative" and ballots being thrown aside to be counted "later."

********

|BULLSHIT I am in Westmoreland County I voted fine No Problem

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (hz6ka)

-----------------------------

All's well in Armstrong. I'm way the hell north in the county, have talked to friends in Kittanning and Freeport who voted, long lines but no issues anywhere yet.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (+3rQF)

808 778 739 Prediction for 2024

Dems win Texas.

Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.

AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)

If MN goes red, no need for AZ.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (w+Ped)

___

If TX goes blue, even with a red MN, you'd need an extra state to go over 270. AZ, NV, CO, NH.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (22mNy)

809 yes!!!! That is the most that I have ever enjoyed voting in my life

Posted by: Gilded at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (6hJYs)

810 Jeebus....did they actually say that....cause there are about 25 countries that could use that kind of help right now. (cough Nork cough).

The UN should be disbanded.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (9VsP4)
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Blue Helmets showing up on American soil should be considered enemy combatants and receive the appropriate greeting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (WEBkv)

811 Trump 2024

Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (VpIIl)

812
I've never voted for a single Democrat in my life.

But I'm registered D, because this is CO, and I want my vote to be counted. Also we have an open caucus state with an extremely supine GOPe, and caucusing is not a draw for registration.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (XJipD)

813 I contributed one of those Pinellas votes. Pinellas is the most densely populated county in Florida and part of the I-4 corridor that is the swing region of Florida. If we're up twelve thousand here that's very, very good.

Posted by: Locarno at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (ctiUT)

814 Updating my Florida model in real time as the NPA vote share changes.

Current estimate is Trump wins by 587,940 votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (5p7BC)

815 The Amish are industrious hard working people. And they make great wood products.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)

816 Bring it bearded suspender folk.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM
........

How refreshing to see people with their pants worn correctly and no boxer shorts hanging out the back.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (v0R5T)

817 Pale Rider move to Reno. Huge red wave of out of state folks in my neighborhood.

Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (YkawN)

818
But Beto!

Beto was a series of very particular circumstances that favored a well-funded candidate against a less than loved incumbent.

Abbott won by 13 on the same ballot.

The state is actually getting redder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (NWM+b)


Beto was media created.

Cruz pissed off R's with his antics toward Trump.

Dems haven't run anyone worth a shit for Governor in quite some time.

Abbott trounced the Latino Lickalotapus no one had ever really heard of.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

819 Rumspringa uprising.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (PiSoi)

820 Silver has already built a model.

If Democrats chose the craziest, most leftist candidate, they win 99 out of 100 models against any Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (NWM+b)

___

Soooooooo......you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (22mNy)

821 814 Updating my Florida model in real time as the NPA vote share changes.

Current estimate is Trump wins by 587,940 votes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (5p7BC)

*praying hard*

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (a0IVu)

822 797 "Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired"

I thought it meant with a flame thrower.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (7Y5nA)

I would love to see Trump say in a speech, "No, no, Fauci isn't being fired, he's just being moved to a new office in the Basement. Where he's going to have a desk, a Red Stapler, and no direct phone line. And he's going to be directed to stay there for 40 hours a week."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (Kpl3J)

823 The Horde is always amusing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (YFlcc)

824 754 Tom Servo

Had fun blowing a younger coworker's mind with some movie trivia last night.

Asked her to name an actor who has starred in a Bond film, RHPS, and a Hammer horror movie.

You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc)

...

I'm betting it's Richard Keil; my wife went to church with him when she was a kid. He was apparently a lovely person.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (yL25O)

825 769
>>Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden
team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.



ITS STILL EARLY! COME ON!

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (9VsP4)

826 *praying hard*

Me too

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (Zmnko)

827 The UN has promised to step in a d remove Trump if necessary.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Good. When do we evict them? They can probably get a good rate in Brussels.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (hf4eb)

828 793 It's not over until the rightful and true Governor of Georgia sings.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (C0TfS)

Tank Adams can sing?

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (88xKn)

829 811 Trump 2024
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (VpIIl)

Which Trump? Don Jr? Eric? Ivanka?

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (a0IVu)

830 >>The Horde is always amusing.

Like a clown?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

831 818 Beto was media created.

Cruz pissed off R's with his antics toward Trump.

Dems haven't run anyone worth a shit for Governor in quite some time.

Abbott trounced the Latino Lickalotapus no one had ever really heard of.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

Also, Cruz has never been a favorite of the Bush-friendly establishment in Texas. He stepped on a lot of toes.

He should have an easier race for re-election in 2024, assuming he's not the presidential candidate (which I doubt).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (NWM+b)

832 All the MSM has agreed to not televise any speech from Trump. Like if he declares victory, they won't show it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (3aLWR)

833 The Amish are going to win PA for Trump?
Sounds like horse-and-buggy thinking to me.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (FsgBK)

834 779 Nick

And those FL NPA experts live in NYC? LOL!

Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (R0z7P)

835 50/50? Does this mean they share the white house like Oscar Madison and Felix Unger? MY two Prez's? Full Whitehouse? Too Many Cooks?

Posted by: SarahW at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (g1vnC)

836
Pale Rider move to Reno. Huge red wave of out of state folks in my neighborhood.

Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (YkawN)


My lifelong BFF lives in Reno. I have no idea who she's voting for, since her domineering husband is a retired FBI agent and a progressive loon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)

837 Let us all hope for an early night and decisive victory! God Bless President Donald Trump and all the AoS community.

I think I come here as much for the company as for the content. I learn somethin new every time I lurk around these parts.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in a Ca at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (DXOVv)

838 And the husband and I would love to host a northern Nevada MoMe

Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (YkawN)

839 First order of SCOTUS business is invalidating 22A for Trump since his first term was fucked up by the bullshit impeachment and Russia hoax. He needs 2 full terms free on nonsense.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (22mNy)

840 Our polls opened up 25 minutes late because that's how Democrats run everything- incompetently. Lazy mofo's showed up late and sauntered around drinking coffee until some dude pounded on the window while he was on the phone with our county commissioner. It was a rowdy crowd at 6am.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (VpIIl)

841 If TX goes blue

Oh, FFS. Trump won Texas by nine points four years ago. Give it a rest.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (XrCyE)

842 Blue Helmets showing up on American soil should be considered enemy combatants and receive the appropriate greeting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (WEBkv)

Yup.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (HhQeH)

843 Tank Adams can sing?
Posted by: dantesed

Kind of a grunting sound with occasional squeals. But she can carry a tune

Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)

844 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
23m
A parade for me in Nigeria, a great honor!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (sGotD)

845 There are Turd World countries that rent their military out to the UN to act as peacekeepers to earn cash.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (YFlcc)

846 822
797 "Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired"



I thought it meant with a flame thrower.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (7Y5nA)



I would love to see Trump say in a speech, "No, no, Fauci isn't
being fired, he's just being moved to a new office in the Basement.
Where he's going to have a desk, a Red Stapler, and no direct phone
line. And he's going to be directed to stay there for 40 hours a
week."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (Kpl3J)

How in the world can there be a job where someone can't be fired in some way. The question is who can fire him and for what reasons.....Is he a King or something?

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (9VsP4)

847 Heh. Trump has broken olbermann. He called Trump a 'whiny Kunta Kinte'.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (r+sAi)

848 Fun fact....if the surveyors weren't so lazy Arizona would have had an ocean front in the south
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at


True fact. If the surveyors weren't so incompetent or bribed. The Montana/Idaho border would be the whole length of the Continental divide. So, the 1/3 of Montana would be part of Idaho.
Posted by: Beartooth

Cool thought that will get willowed or lost today (and not an original idea of my own at all), AZ/MN and ND/SD would work much better as states if their dividing lines were flipped - -i.e. ND/SD should have been a vertical divide and NM/AZ should have been a horizontal one, environmentally and politically they make more sense that way.
Posted by: common sense

I'm not certain how the Dakota lines were established. I do they joined the Union as a Republican/Democrat pair in order not to mess with electoral counts. Same with Montana and Idaho.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (6yYEv)

849 I would seriously consider flying out for a LV MoMe. I heard the last one was...interesting.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (IVj0Y)

850 Took my folks 1.5 hours To vote in Beaver county.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (xabip)

851
If Trump instates a hereditary dictatorship, as the Left fears, I want Barron. He's the youngest, and he grew up among the boyars. Highly likely to go all Ivan Grozny and start frying Democrats alive in giant cast iron pans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (XJipD)

852
I would love to see Trump say in a speech, "No,
no, Fauci isn't being fired, he's just being moved to a new office in
the Basement. Where he's going to have a desk, a Red Stapler, and no
direct phone line. And he's going to be directed to stay there for 40
hours a week."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (Kpl3J)

can we have him shackled to the desk please?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (7Y5nA)

853 Do we still have the Winston Wolf rule in effect?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (CqBb3)

854 I don't see how FL is a bloodbath and GA is a squeaker.

Basically cousins...and we all know how close cousins are in the South.

Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (gAMkn)

855 on the other hand, unless everything I know about Texas from living here for quite a while is completely wrong, then I'm confident that Texas is coming in for Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM


If true, it's only because of the bitter-clinging deplorable chumps in the rest of the state.

Posted by: Travis & Harris Counties at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (DMUuz)

856 Democrats are going to get REKT tonight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (700n7)

857 Current estimate is Trump wins by 587,940 votes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:5

----> ah yes, just what a biden + 10 eleection day looks like

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (zzdt2)

858 LOL. LeVar Burton (who was Kunta Kinte in "Roots") smacked around Olbermann for the "Kunta Kinte" thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ZGrMX)

859
Kind of a grunting sound with occasional squeals. But she can carry a tune
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)

Only if you put the tune in a McDonalds bag

Posted by: CN at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ONvIw)

860 850
Took my folks 1.5 hours To vote in Beaver county.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (xabip)

did the otters cut in line again?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (7Y5nA)

861 Hunter's latest baby mama could have done a mean pole dance for Joe.
______________

Hopefully her lawyers were smart enough to get her a big lump-sum payment up front, because after Crooked Joe loses tonight, Hunter and the rest of the Biden Crime Family are going to see a big drop-off in their income.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (k4dH2)

862 854 Basically cousins...and we all know how close cousins are in the South.
Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (gAMkn)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (NWM+b)

863 Good. When do we evict them? They can probably get a good rate in Brussels.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (hf4eb)

Only the UN would be stupid enough to start hostilities with the country that already has their headquarters surrounded.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (HhQeH)

864 How in the world can there be a job where someone can't be fired in some way. The question is who can fire him and for what reasons.....Is he a King or something?
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (9VsP4)

I mean... Article II?

If you're under the executive branch, then, sorry, you serve at the pleasure of the president.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (XeEyo)

865 >>Do we still have the Winston Wolf rule in effect?

Yes, but Toobin is allowed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)

866 Do we still have the Winston Wolf rule in effect?
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at Nov

---> no sucky sucky until you vote

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (zzdt2)

867 So that Dave Catanese thing of what the biden campaign guesstimates, are they already built in the dem voter fraud?

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (XhWtx)

868 I've been praying hard every single day since Trump's win in 2016, for his and his family's safety, and for all of us to be kept safe from enemies, DOMESTIC and foreign.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

869 Just got back from voting before the lunch rush. I am in Trump Country (yes we have those in MN) It was freaking packed! One of the gals I know from church said she's never seen it this busy. And I guarantee you. most of those are NOT Biden voters. Go Trump!!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (pTJsd)

870 Nate Silver is full of shit. If Trump wins FL, he's halfway there.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (sWM8x)

871 Anyone in Texas who dislikes Cruz is an idiot.

IMHO of course.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (I+uRD)

872 Trump presuming victorious is definitely getting rid of Fauci, one way or another.

All family business will be settled.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (mcMO1)

873 Asked her to name an actor who has starred in a Bond film, RHPS, and a Hammer horror movie.

You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc)

I'm betting it's Richard Keil; my wife went to church with him when she was a kid. He was apparently a lovely person.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (yL25O)

Nope, HA! I know who Anna means! RHPS is the key.

And it's not Meatloaf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)

874 851
If Trump instates a hereditary dictatorship, as the Left fears, I want Barron. He's the youngest, and he grew up among the boyars. Highly likely to go all Ivan Grozny and start frying Democrats alive in giant cast iron pans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (XJipD)

And nobody would deserve it more, commie pigs

Posted by: CN at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (ONvIw)

875 815 The Amish are industrious hard working people. And they make great wood products.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
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The Amish stopped over at my friends Worksop one day, who he does some work for that requires machines, welding and stuff. One Amaish asked him "what in tarnation is that", it was a lathe. After they talked and left, I told my buddy, they seem nice. To which he laughed, and said, don't let that fool you, they are crafty mofo's. Keep your guard up around them because they will gladly fk you over just like anybody else.

Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (buTO7)

876 Red Bull cracked open. Tastes like NPC tears filtered through a gold-plated coffee filter.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (MkuC5)

877 How in the world can there be a job where someone can't be fired in some way. The question is who can fire him and for what reasons.....Is he a King or something?

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (9VsP4)

Well, he does have shit all over him.

Posted by: Monty Python at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (VcFUs)

878 854
I don't see how FL is a bloodbath and GA is a squeaker.



Basically cousins...and we all know how close cousins are in the South.

Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (gAMkn)

Huh. thus the squeaking. will there be squealing?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (7Y5nA)

879 Go Trump!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (YAr5m)

880 Nate Plate

no way he's solid
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (R3uW

Not silver, not copper, not bronze, but pot metal. The old formulation of pot metal that developed inter-crystalline corrosion, and basically crumbled into dust.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (UDYXY)

881 off British humor sock

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (VcFUs)

882 Kitty McKittyface?

... I'll see myself out.

Hairball.

--
Ceefer - C fer cat.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020


*
*

I like more dignified names: Arizona, Tatiana, Wolf. It's not that the cat would be embarrassed by a cutesy name, it's that *I* would be!

(Yes, I had one tuxedo cat named, with horrifying un-originality, "Oreo." But she came pre-named.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (wQDH5)

883 He can be fired.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM


I can help with that.

Posted by: A cannon at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (ejd/p)

884 879 Go Trump!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (YAr5m)


Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (s2VJv)

885 Oh, FFS. Trump won Texas by nine points four years ago. Give it a rest.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (XrCyE)

___

Yes and 8 years is a long time. An eternity in politics. Clinton won the south in 1992. How'd that work out in 2000 for Dems? Dems had a lock on PA forever. Until they didn't.

Politics is never static. That's the #1 mistake people make, assuming what happened in the last election will happen in the next one.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (22mNy)

886 Not Christopher Lee or Richard Kiel.

Please try again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (YFlcc)

887 An easy way to get rid of someone who can't be fired is double secret probation.
You start holding them to the letter of their job requirements plus. On call 24/7

Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (vd8XM)

888 All the MSM has agreed to not televise any speech from Trump. Like if he declares victory, they won't show it.

--

In spite of the MFM, if Trump wins reelection, who cares if they show it. They will no longer matter, because we weren't watching, or believing, them to begin with.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (O+I8R)

889 The Amish are industrious hard working people. And they make great wood products.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
~~~~~

That's what I've always thought. But what's the deal with puppy mills? Is that true?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (sGotD)

890 872 Trump presuming victorious is definitely getting rid of Fauci, one way or another.

All family business will be settled.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (mcMO1)

===========

I hope he goes full godfather.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (MkuC5)

891 PICTURES OF PALLETS OF BRICKS ARE BEING POSTED.

https://gab.com/NoStep_OnSnek/
posts/105147345219088077

Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (xx0TK)

892 858
LOL. LeVar Burton (who was Kunta Kinte in "Roots") smacked around Olbermann for the "Kunta Kinte" thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ZGrMX)

LeVar B is a mellow fellow too. He musta just blitzed OB over that. LeVar should mail OB a sepaku knife and tell him to do the honorable thing.

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (9VsP4)

893 Silver has already built a model.

If Democrats chose the craziest, most leftist candidate, they win 99 out of 100 models against any Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Trump has a model too.

A better one.

*Hi Melania!*

Posted by: Miklos, waving vaguely in the direction of the White House at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (QzkSJ)

894 It may be getting ahead of ourselves but it would be a good start if Christopher Wray was the first one packing up his office tomorrow.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (4thlk)

895 Sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (9VsP4)

896 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (dNzKv)

This. Out of the hundreds of Libs I know and love, only two of them are regularly up before noon, and those are seldom coherent before 2.

I am pretty confident about FL, but half of the Dems ain't up yet.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor, feeling insecure about her areolas at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (IbtFp)

897 830 >>The Horde is always amusing.

Like a clown?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

I amuse you?!?!

Posted by: browndog at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (BgMrQ)

898 890 872 Trump presuming victorious is definitely getting rid of Fauci, one way or another.

All family business will be settled.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (mcMO1)

===========

I hope he goes full godfather.
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (MkuC5)

======

Any baptisms scheduled in his family?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (NWM+b)

899 686- Here you go:

https://tinyurl.com/HunterMethMouth
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM

Good Lord! Why did I look??

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (qe5CM)

900 NPA ???

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (r+sAi)

901 How did Dixville Notch go.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (PiSoi)

902 Politics is never static. That's the #1 mistake people make, assuming what happened in the last election will happen in the next one.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (22mNy)
--------------

Yeah, but, the fear factor is also driving Trump voters. They know they need to turn out and not take anything for granted.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (WEBkv)

903 Not for nothin', but I have a couple bottles of Listerine for later on.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (Io0tr)

904 We'll know it's over when Hunter catches a flight to Argentina.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

905
832 All the MSM has agreed to not televise any speech from Trump. Like if he declares victory, they won't show it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 01:01 P

Bwahahaha
We dont need them anymore.

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

906 876 Red Bull cracked open. Tastes like NPC tears filtered through a gold-plated coffee filter.
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (MkuC5)


I am nursing a Crisp Pear at the moment. Getting our wings on.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (sI15f)

907 Asked her to name an actor who has starred in a Bond film, RHPS, and a Hammer horror movie.

You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc)

I'm betting it's Richard Keil; my wife went to church with him when she was a kid. He was apparently a lovely person.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (yL25O)

Nope, HA! I know who Anna means! RHPS is the key.

And it's not Meatloaf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020


*
*

Tim Curry?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (wQDH5)

908 I will not declare victory until I see the flaming skull comfortably nestled betwixt the victory tits.

Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (0CeRG)

909 >The Horde is always amusing.



It's the lack of pants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

910 894
It may be getting ahead of ourselves but it would be a good start if
Christopher Wray was the first one packing up his office tomorrow.


Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (4thlk)

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE......ITS STILL EARLY.

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (9VsP4)

911 897 830 >>The Horde is always amusing.

Like a clown?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

I amuse you?!?!
Posted by: browndog at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (BgMrQ)

=========

Yes. You are a clown to me.

Whatcha gonna do about it Pesci?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (NWM+b)

912 When is the racist John Legend and his butter face of a racist wife leaving the country?

Got that out before snorting beer out my nose.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (pw+jk)

913 Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)

Tim Curry

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (YAr5m)

914 Asked her to name an actor who has starred in a Bond film, RHPS, and a Hammer horror movie.

You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc

Robert Shaw

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (CLteG)

915 Has anyone else started drinking?

Posted by: mrshad at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (IJsa1)

916 899 686- Here you go:

https://tinyurl.com/HunterMethMouth
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM

Good Lord! Why did I look??
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (qe5CM)

So I didn't have to. Thank you for the warning; I'll pass.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (sI15f)

917 894 It may be getting ahead of ourselves but it would be a good start if Christopher Wray was the first one packing up his office tomorrow.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (4thlk)

Should have been gone a LONG time ago.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (XeEyo)

918 NPA ???
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (r+sAi)
++++++++++++++++
"Not Party Affiliated" or "Non-Party-Aligned"

It's "registered independent."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (hYcqw)

919 An easy way to get rid of someone who can't be fired is double secret probation.
You start holding them to the letter of their job requirements plus. On call 24/7
Posted by: Bruce

Tony? Um, I'm gonna need you to come in Saturdays...

Posted by: Chief of Staff Miklos at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (QzkSJ)

920
I met LeVar Burton many years ago. He was interested in directing a script of mine. Never happened but he was pleasant, personable and quite bright.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)

921 Not Christopher Lee or Richard Kiel.

Please try again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM


Charles Gray?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (ejd/p)

922 My anecdotal evidence says your data is wrong!

My data says your anecdotal evidence is wrong!

Data? You have no real data -- just wishcasting disguised as statistics!

Anecdotes? You've cherry-picked them to support your conclusion!

Did not!

Did!

Double-reverse!

Glue sticks to you!

(Discussion devolves into wrasslin' match on the playground asphalt.)

Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (HEEq1)

923 This is going to sound crazy, but I can't remember the origin of the pudding meme.

I know what you're supposed to do with the pudding, but I can't remember how it started or the context.

Help a brother out.

Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (gAMkn)

924 My Florida poll-watcher guy ...


Well that's not very equitable. Do you bring enough Florida poll-watcher guy for everyone?

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (pYQR/)

925
(Yes, I had one tuxedo cat named, with horrifying un-originality, "Oreo." But she came pre-named.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (wQDH5)

Black on the outside, white on....?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (7Y5nA)

926 Christopher Lee.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (XrCyE)

927 If MN goes red, no need for AZ.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata

HEY!
Don't throw us to Mexico!
And remember we're where bunches of blue hairs spend their winters. If you throw us out all those folks will have to invade other states and screwup their traffic. Wait, wait! On second thought...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (gtatv)

928
Our polls opened up 25 minutes late because that's how Democrats run everything- incompetently. Lazy mofo's showed up late and sauntered around drinking coffee until some dude pounded on the window while he was on the phone with our county commissioner. It was a rowdy crowd at 6am.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (VpIIl)

____________

Democrats run their precincts with passive-aggressive incompetence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (mht8P)

929 905


832 All the MSM has agreed to not televise any speech from Trump. Like if he declares victory, they won't show it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 01:01 P


That's insane.
They are literally trying to live inside their own heads like that guy at the end of Brazil.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (9VsP4)

930 Not Christopher Lee or Richard Kiel.

Please try again.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Joan Collins.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (6yYEv)

931 915 Has anyone else started drinking?
Posted by: mrshad at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (IJsa1)

Popping the bubbly in T-6...is there a Horde drinking game established yet?

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (sI15f)

932 Nope, HA! I know who Anna means! RHPS is the key.

And it's not Meatloaf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)

...

I've never seen it so had to guess...

Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (yL25O)

933 Trump wins - I want Wray, Haspel, Espy fired immediately

Posted by: Big Star at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (pvJV4)

934 Just got back from voting. No line here in Stafford, VA but the worker bees said it had been busy earlier and had been steady. 5 others in front of me voting the same time. I was happy as a sand boy. Wore my Christmas shirt - it's plaid - green, red, white and yellow pattern. I wore it last time. It does feel like our Christmas day so I thought it was fitting today.

Logged in to work now but wanted to say it's a great day for America and God bless this nation, our President and the many fine folks here on this site.

Posted by: turambar at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (Gylu/)

935 790 I ever see blue helmets in this country I'm going to take very careful aim.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (o2MD2)

---

Yeah, that would definitely raise my hackles.

A blue helmet would make an excellent target.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (RU4sa)

936 Tim Curry then?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (yL25O)

937 909 >The Horde is always amusing.



It's the lack of pants.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

It's always alarming when the 'ettes start laughing because of that.

Posted by: Someguy at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (Zm+LZ)

938 DeSantis will be on Rush today just after 2:30

Posted by: DJ at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (O3/K+)

939 The worst thing about the Amish is the puppy mills they run.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (y7DUB)

940 877 How in the world can there be a job where someone can't be fired in some way. The question is who can fire him and for what reasons.....Is he a King or something?

Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (9VsP4)

Clearly you have very little experience with Government Work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

941 920
I met LeVar Burton many years ago. He was interested in directing a script of mine. Never happened but he was pleasant, personable and quite bright.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)

======

And then he got lost a sea with some community college student...

So sad...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (NWM+b)

942 >LTrump has broken olbermann. He called Trump a 'whiny Kunta Kinte'.


i dont even know what that means

Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (iTXRQ)

943 We have a winner!!!!

Charles Gray

*ding*ding*ding*

Now Tom please tell RedMindBlueState what they just won

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (YFlcc)

944 I wonder if the hamsters are gonna be able to keep up

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (Zmnko)

945 Don Jr. on Rush just after 2 I think

Posted by: DJ at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (O3/K+)

946 As of 1PM, total Florida election day vote is 55% of what I estimated it would be.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (5p7BC)

947 (Yes, I had one tuxedo cat named, with horrifying un-originality, "Oreo." But she came pre-named.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (wQDH5)

Black on the outside, white on....?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020


*
*

Yes, other cats called her an Auntie Tom.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (wQDH5)

948 I always get Levar Burton and that black guy in Revenge of the Nerds mixed up

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (D79US)

949 It may be getting ahead of ourselves but it would be a good start if Christopher Wray was the first one packing up his office tomorrow.


Who takes over in his absence? Because whoever that is is there until Trump gets a replacement confirmed...and that may figure in where the Senate goes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)

950 Trump is at RNC offices in Virginia now

Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (sGotD)

951 Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.

What? Not everyone has voted yet. A bit early doncha think?


Posted by: Jewells45 at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (nxdel)

952
Pallets of bricks >>>> Pallets of ballots

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (mht8P)

953 I've decided that tonight's dinner will consist of Pizza. Possibly also hot wings, I have not decided. For alcohol, I have a six pack of soju in the 'fridge and expect that at least two bottles of it will vanish this evening.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (hYcqw)

954 How did Dixville Notch go.

Apparently the place is full of pedophiles.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (SchxB)

955 But what's the deal with puppy mills? Is that true?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (sGotD)

yes
Dog farming - the dogs are seen as livestock
Horses too - Amish farm horses have a hard life

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (nUhF0)

956 936 Tim Curry then?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (yL25O)

Nope, and it isn't Susan Sarandon, either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)

957 For some non-election related information.

Midwayusa has stripped new Remington 700 receivers for $100. For those of you wanting to shoot long range, these are decent receivers to build out the way you want. These are long action receivers (made for longer cartridges such as the .30-06 family.)

Posted by: whig at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (pO7gM)

958 I saw an article the other day, about a county in New Mexico. This county has voted for the national winner in every election since 1952. The author was wondering if this would be the year they did not, since they were voting for Trump.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (kA3Cp)

959 946 As of 1PM, total Florida election day vote is 55% of what I estimated it would be.
Posted by: Dave in Fla a

--->

what?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (zzdt2)

960 >>Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.

Guise, we beat the MSM/Entertainment/Academia institutions. They had 4 years of planning. This brings a tear to my eye.
It's getting dusty in here.

Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (xx0TK)

961 Mmm. Meatloaf.

Mmm. Curry.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (UDapT)

962
Trump wins - I want Wray, Haspel, Espy fired immediately

Posted by: Big Star at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (pvJV4)

-------

I'm pulling for "fried alive in a giant pan," myself.

Seriously, he needs to announce the formation of an orange-robed Trumprichnina tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (XJipD)

963 Kind of a grunting sound with occasional squeals. But she can carry a tune
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)

Only if you put the tune in a McDonalds bag
Posted by: CN at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ONvIw)

The image of a tune in a feed bucket comes to mind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (2C38g)

964 the bond question, I bet it's davi

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (zzdt2)

965 Charles Gray was in RHPS?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (wQDH5)

966 We have 7th Day Adventist friends who generally do not participate in civic life who are crawling over broken glass today.

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (pYQR/)

967 >LTrump has broken olbermann. He called Trump a 'whiny Kunta Kinte'.

i dont even know what that means
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (iTXRQ

It means Keith is a simpleton.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (HhQeH)

968 Parking lots still full in SE MA Bristol County Taunton 3.

This is *not* normal.

Posted by: fringe at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (rW4yT)

969 948 I always get Levar Burton and that black guy in Revenge of the Nerds mixed up
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (D79US)

WATCHOO TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS???

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)

970 An easy way to get rid of someone who can't be fired is double secret probation.
You start holding them to the letter of their job requirements plus. On call 24/7
Posted by: Bruce
---
Falsifying reports. Nobody correctly remembers what they did on a certain date and time a year ago. Make them write it down. In this case, it would be Faucifying reports.

Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (buTO7)

971 875 815 Back when I was selling plumbing products, and once and awhile kitchen and appliances (same company). I'd go out for a contractors estimate on a remodel. Sometimes it was a quality Amish built house. I was happy I wasn't selling windows and doors because, even though the house would probably stand up to an F5, there seemed to be a disregard for the use of levels and plumb bobs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (I58tH)

972 yes
Dog farming - the dogs are seen as livestock
Horses too - Amish farm horses have a hard life
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (nUhF0)
-------------

That's very disappointing, because the Bible explicitly says that man is supposed to take care of his animals.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (WEBkv)

973 965 Charles Gray was in RHPS?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (wQDH5)

It's just a Step to the Left....

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Kpl3J)

974 "Never seen lines this long before."

You never seen people in voting lines standing six feet apart either.

Posted by: fly at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (PwmMm)

975 Nooooooooooooood! Dipshit.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (L5oOX)

976 When do we start hearing about how PA is doing? I remember from D. in FL why FL is special in being able to quick reads of election day. When do we start getting reliable info in PA?


Also nood Biden

Posted by: banana Dream at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (l6b3d)

977 How did Dixville Notch go.


All 5 of their votes for Biden.. Evidently it was the first time since 1960 that it was unanimous... In 60' ' they picked Richard Nixon

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Zmnko)

978 TJM- "I don't get it" Well, you would if you had a southern cousin.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Hf7hU)

979 912 When is the racist John Legend and his butter face of a racist wife leaving the country?

Got that out before snorting beer out my nose.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM

Heh. I never figured out how his wife was a model. Her face looks like it was cast in a frying pan.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (o2MD2)

980 Wolfus

The guy with no neck

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (YFlcc)

981 959
not sure how to interpret that .. when do polls close in FL ?

Posted by: Big Star at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (pvJV4)

982 If the UN is going to step in if Trump refuses to leave the White House, will they also step in to stop rioting in the face of his reelection?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (lgiXo)

983 We have a winner!!!!

Charles Gray

*ding*ding*ding*

Now Tom please tell RedMindBlueState what they just won
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM


*buffs knuckles on shirt*

I kind of liked him as Mycroft Holmes, too, but I couldn't get the RHPS image out of my mind.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (ejd/p)

984 Kind of a grunting sound with occasional squeals. But she can carry a tune
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)

Only if you put the tune in a McDonalds bag
Posted by: CN at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ONvIw)

The image of a tune in a feed bucket comes to mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

'tis a contented sound.

Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (vd8XM)

985 I'm pulling for "fried alive in a giant pan," myself.

***

Deep-Fried State

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (nUhF0)

986 Yes, other cats called her an Auntie Tom.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (wQDH5)

Lol. Ok, imma gonna shower. luego.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (7Y5nA)

987 >LTrump has broken olbermann. He called Trump a 'whiny Kunta Kinte'.


i dont even know what that means

--

Me either! It's so...dumb. IOW, so...Olbermann.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (O+I8R)

988 I always get Levar Burton and that black guy in Revenge of the Nerds mixed up


It's the limp-wristed throwing style.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

989 The dead are voting in NY.

trib.al/ETgiAGT

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (i0wNm)

990 I expect new headlines momentarily about 'Trump not conceding'....he just had a short presser at his Arlington VA headquarters

Asked about "if you lose....blah, blah, blah"

Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (cF8AT)

991
The worst thing about the Amish is the puppy mills they run.
Posted by: Captain Hate

__________

When I read the AKC Secretary's Page and see "Emil Stutzfus of Lititz, PA has been suspended..." I know just what it means.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (mht8P)

992 *praying hard*

Me too

Two rosaries and daily Mass already. At least one more rosary before bedtime.

Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (2BZBZ)

993 Forget the nood, we're 20 comments short of 1000.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (4thlk)

994 915 Has anyone else started drinking?
____________

I haven't had any alcohol yet (still early here in AZ), but I did eat some popcorn already.

Trump Tsunami!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (k4dH2)

995 For those that are unsure. Trump won Florida at 10AM this morning.

All we are doing now is seeing how much he will run up the score.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (5p7BC)

996 >>All the MSM has agreed to not televise any speech from Trump. Like if he declares victory, they won't show it.



FEMA's National Alert System FTW!
Can't stop the signal, MSM

Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

997 It's the lack of pants.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM

=====

It's always alarming when the 'ettes start laughing because of that.
Posted by: Someguy at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM


Which is why 'rons in the know wear kilts. 'Ettes appreciate something left to the imagination.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (DMUuz)

998 Let's go for a 1000!

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (bCLt0)

999 I thought Florida is more a broiled in steam kind of place.

Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (2BZBZ)

1000 let's

Posted by: me at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (RzUqr)

1001 737
>The Amish are going to war



***



Pitchforks at the ready

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (nUhF0)

------------------------
Every Amish home has, at the very least, a rifle. Here in WPA, anyway. They're all armed.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (+3rQF)

1002 993 Forget the nood, we're 20 comments short of 1000.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (4thlk)
---
OK, Trump UP on the TV

Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (buTO7)

1003 I'm actually trying to work, but this website keeps messing with my plans.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)

1004 1000?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (CLteG)

1005 846- How in the world can there be a job where someone can't be fired in some way. The question is who can fire him and for what reasons.....Is he a King or something?
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM

Remember Elizabeth Warren and the CFPB? The position was untouchable and unaccountable by design.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (qe5CM)

1006 Commenter "me" wins the cardboard package, with the 1000th comment on this thread!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (XeEyo)

1007 ONe thousand?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (wQDH5)

1008 Glad I provided a bit of a diversion.

Christopher Lee is in a Bond film and goes without saying about Hammer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (YFlcc)

1009 I took registration forms for a bunch of neighbors in our new construction neighborhood. Texans, Arizonans, Californians! Red wave.

Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (YkawN)

1010 I was planning of waiting until tomorrow for the celebration. I am not sure, but I think the liquor stores are closed here (SC) on election day. I will check later when get my car back from the mechanic.

Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (2BZBZ)

1011 Florida at 100% of 2016 voter turnout.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (YT8K5)

1012 "The Man with the Third Nipple."

Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (2BZBZ)

1013 1006 - why thank you! I take it as a good sign

Posted by: me at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (RzUqr)

1014 How about one contuus infinite Thread, which will reach to the Singularity???

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (bCLt0)

1015 Wake me when it's over.


I'm stickered as an official voter. First time in Oklahoma. I was so proud...until the lady handed me back my ID and I realized I'd given her my OK Medical Marijuana card instead of my drivers license. The funny thing was, it worked. The numbers were right. And she never said a thing. I was humiliated beyond words. I fed the machine and slunk out as quickly as I could.


Forty-one people were in line when I arrived. The line had grown to fifty when I left. There are 928 people in the town proper. It looks like every last one of them is going to cast a ballot.


Since we're not bound to our precincts I suspect some of the people in line were from the larger cities. I wonder what they look like.

Posted by: creeper at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (XxJt1)

1016 NE Pa.; (rural) Arrived at polling place at 7:15'ish. No parking, line snaked for about a mile I'll guess. 3 hrs to vote and it was colder than Hillary's heart...

Posted by: pahound at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (p0hi0)

1017 Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (YFlcc)

1018 How did Dixville Notch go.

Apparently the place is full of pedophiles.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (SchxB)


Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (AiZBA)

1019 Dave in FL, where can we see those numbers?

Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (YkawN)

1020 Joe just called a lid. Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (DMUuz)

1021 Low
Impulse
Democrat

????

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:17 PM (YFlcc)

1022 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (r+sAi)

No Party Affiliation

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor, feeling insecure about her areolas at November 03, 2020 01:18 PM (IbtFp)

1023 Yes. You are a clown to me.

Whatcha gonna do about it Pesci?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (NWM+b)

Go bang Marissa Tomei

Posted by: Vincent Gambino at November 03, 2020 01:18 PM (BgMrQ)

1024 no line at my blue heavy, consolidated (normally at 5 different locations, but oh noes Covid!) polling place this morning.

just talked to a lib colleague. terrified of covid and certain that Trump will lose. tonight is going to be awesome again.

Posted by: x at November 03, 2020 01:18 PM (0tE/i)

1025 1001 A long time ago in NE Ohio, while hunting for what seemed the last pheasant, I ran into a couple Amish guys hunting. Both had real nice Browning A5's. Mentioned it to my Uncle, who lived around there and he said the locals had received big bucks for a power line right of way. Kind of like when Indians get that extra money for a highway crossing the rez.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 03, 2020 01:20 PM (I58tH)

1026 979 912 When is the racist John Legend and his butter face of a racist wife leaving the country? I never figured out how his wife was a model. Her face looks like it was cast in a frying pan.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna
In my less self censored youth, we called the foreign exchange student from Korea "moon-face". I'd apologize if I could, but I do think of her when I see Mrs. Legend.

Posted by: Downcast at November 03, 2020 01:25 PM (zgEsK)

1027 802
I am upbeat and confident about this election. My earwigs today have been " Rally ' Round the Flag" and " Garryowen". ...

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (bCLt0)



Try this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAnky-QJwII



If it doesn't make you feel better then you're dead.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (AiZBA)

----------------------------
This is the very song I intend to blast from a loudspeaker when the Blue hordes finally appear inside my ranging stakes. Has been for a long time.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2020 01:25 PM (+3rQF)

1028 What is it you do, again? Goods, services, that sort of thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (t+qrx)

It'll be sheer hell getting a coffee at Starbucks. Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 01:25 PM (UDYXY)

1029 I am nursing a Crisp Pear at the moment. Getting our wings on.

Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (sI15f)

Rockstar Marshmallow

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 03, 2020 01:26 PM (DjiZK)

1030 The most glourious news would be (besides Trump) is Maxine and Nancy loosing. Never happen, but it would be a message that God loves us after-all.

Posted by: Colin at November 03, 2020 01:26 PM (vN/Fw)

1031 Maxine and Nancy loosing.

Heather Caygle
@heatherscope
Replying to @heatherscope
Pelosi says Trump has a "deadly contempt for science" and then described Amy Coney Barrett as an "illegitimate Supreme Court justice."

-
That Pelosi! She's a charmer!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 03, 2020 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)

1032 Boarded Up Better.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 03, 2020 01:35 PM (E7vND)

1033 However, considering the tail that he could actually pull, do you think that it would help anything?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe the volumptuous Lena Dunham could be persuaded to take one for the team.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 01:37 PM (UDYXY)

1034 Per the Cruz discussion, I'd also add that it seems like it was a struggle to get people to the polls. Alot of people still thought he was a lock so why bother. Beto was a buzz saw with all of his funding...woke a lot of Rs up almost too late.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 01:37 PM (5Yk8D)

1035 Terrence Nate, this is stupid stuff. Saying "if Trump wins these three states he has a 50/50 chance of winning the entire election" amounts to no more than saying "If Trump wins, there is a good chance he will win." A tautology is not a prediction.

Posted by: Zumkopf at November 03, 2020 01:39 PM (BolIN)

1036 I had mine yesterday. Lord that damn thing is painful. They should
do the same thing to guys for prostate exams, then I'm sure they'd find a
less brutal way.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:28 PM (sGotD)

----

You seem nice.

Posted by: fly at November 03, 2020 01:43 PM (PwmMm)

1037 Thanks for the info Nate, homo.

Now can you let us know why a balding man colors his hair?

Jackass.

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at November 03, 2020 01:47 PM (acl3b)

1038 Twitter seems abuzz with R turnout destroying D turnout.

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 03, 2020 01:50 PM (SpKeo)

1039 Anyone know where to directly access these hourly r versus d Florida totals?

Posted by: oneisnotprime at November 03, 2020 01:57 PM (JBxMM)

1040 Wow. Biden's campaign is now saying they can win without FL, PA and Ohio.

Also, these are not the droids you're looking for.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)

1041 Don't see how Trump can lose. 10s of thousands showing up for his rallys, miles long Trump convoys, on land and sea. Even an Amish Trump train.
If he happens to lose, which I doubt is going to happen, we ain't goin' nowhere.

Posted by: brinster at November 03, 2020 02:06 PM (8zrY8)

1042 Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (hz6ka)

Why not? And if not, can he be reassigned to study AIDS amongst penguins on the Ross Ice Shelf?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 02:18 PM (y7+Ip)

1043 I'm hearing the scanners down story in a number of places. In the Chicago area they are putting them in boxes to "hand count later". The cheat is on
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (x52tC)

But one thing Trump will not do is calmly accept the result of that cheating.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 02:23 PM (y7+Ip)

1044 1040
Wow. Biden's campaign is now saying they can win without FL, PA and Ohio.



Also, these are not the droids you're looking for.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Where did you see this?

Posted by: Matt at November 03, 2020 03:27 PM (3J5Re)

1045 Huge Pro Trump demonstration in Nigeria. Nigeria? Really?

Posted by: brinster at November 03, 2020 04:26 PM (8zrY8)

1046 Best Battle Hymn of the Republic Dallas First Baptist Good on Youtube, couldn't finesse a link.
Also, separately, Orson Welles has a talk on the subject, great.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at November 03, 2020 06:06 PM (Kbz6P)

1047 You made some really good points there. I checked on the internet
to learn more about the issue and found most individuals will go along
with your views on this site.

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