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Nate Silver: If Trump Wins North Carolina, Georgia, and Florida, It's a 50/50 Election
Even this leftist drip geek is conceding that.
If Trump wins all three Needle States the election is 50:50.The "Needle States" are FLA, GA, NC. I don't know why they're called that. My Florida poll-watcher guy is very optimistic about Florida. In the below chart, blue does not mean Democrat advantage. It means that the GOP has not yet reached its 2016 totals. He's analyzing the ballots cast every twenty minutes
At the moment, there's a slight advantage for the Democrats as far as independent turnout in blue counties. But remember, this chart is of the total vote, including early/mail-in vote. Democrats/Biden banked a big advantage there before election day. That advantage is dwindling every twenty minutes. The Biden campaign distributed this analysis of what percentage of election day votes Trump needs to overcome the Democrat early vote advantage.
If Trump wins all three Needle States the election is 50:50. https://t.co/1loKiZVJXp https://t.co/eU80ScUyBT pic.twitter.com/rRmhSkz3W3
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver53November 2, 2020
Snopes Rates Biden's Claim That He Has Best Strategy To Mobilize Trunalimunumaprzure As 'Mostly True' https://t.co/VLr7cjKzlz
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 2, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (wtnJT)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 03, 2020 12:03 PM (sg6iY)
The left is in the opening stages of freaking out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:03 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:03 PM (k9Zh+)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:03 PM (3GzTP)
Posted by: Carly at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (Ue8hM)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (eQMLi)
Drip geek! LOL.
At least Drip Geek Silver is trying to backpedal, unlike Larry Sabato's take-it-to-the-bank prediction of Biden 321 - Trump 217.
Joke.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (GCXv8)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (k9Zh+)
"Thread the needle" probably. He's such a clever boy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (hOfX7)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (HrMC1)
They know they're going to lose, and it's farking noon on the east coast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Skeezix at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (Ht9mK)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (sg6iY)
I can tell you in my red area here of PA... I've tried to vote twice and it's more crowded than Ive ever seen in including 2016 which was the first time I had to wait in line to vote.
The turnout in red PA is as big as the rallies were.
Posted by: RealityMan at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (xOBRH)
Posted by: MW at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (gWtVa)
think we could get some historically blue states? NJ, NY, OR?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (8D42x)
That graphic needs blown eyeballs for Joe and him screaming at us.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (hOfX7)
Posted by: Ted Wheeler! at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (wGxSf)
Maybe, maybe not. It's easy to run-up the score in NY and CA.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (R3uW8)
I need something to keep my blood pressure up
Posted by: .87c at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (rxhKF)
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (88xKn)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23npumv
Which isn't how any of this works, but that's their plan.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (kOpft)
• Conservatives are the most likely to vote.
• They are the most likely to want the tradition of in-person, Election Day vote.
• They are also the least likely to fear the inflated numbers of Covid (yes, they're all inflated these days--like 2x are false positives).
• They are the most likely to say FU to all this attempt to "revolutionize" the vote, or whatever.
Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (FYe3W)
think we could get some historically blue states? NJ, NY, OR?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (8D42x)
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We could get NM.
That would be fun.
But the fight now isn't for the White House, it's for the House of Representatives.
How many purple districts are going red this year?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (88xKn)
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Same fuckers who started using the term "lid" about 6 weeks ago would be my guess.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Ted Wheeler! at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)
I honestly can't tell if this is satire because Ted Wheeler has been saying crap like this IRL.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (Zmnko)
That seems...low. i suspect if Trump wins those, he's basically got it.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (CqBb3)
He is not a data scientist. He is not impartial. He's on the grift.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (d1uFV)
They know they're losing, and it's not even noon on the east coast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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AND PA?!?!?!
I think we are going to see PA called tonight at this rate.
In 2016, Hillary was still saying they were going to win Florida until well after the polls closed.
I'm going to laugh my ass off if the Norpath model of 363 EVs ends up being right.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (H5knJ)
They go GOP and the Dems put needles in their veins?
What if Michigan flips, would that be a "Blow Out" state as the Dems put a gun to their heads?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (YFlcc)
++++++++++++++
I suspect this is derived from corporate-speak. In that language "needle movers" are things that you do that show significant changes and returns. It's a metaphor - something that "moves the needle" as in a gauge (speedometer, pressure, etc.).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (wGxSf)
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Silver used his position of influence to push betting markets towards Biden knowing that Trump was going to clean up. He's going to make big money on a bunch of Trump friendly bets.
He's malignant, not an idiot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Skeezix at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (Ht9mK)
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We have multiple...
We have a few...
We have a path...
Um, we've got 'nuttin.
Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (bDqIh)
Yep. Can't get anything by the Lizster
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (k9Zh+)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)
Mr Trump tweeted that a Supreme Court decision to allow more time for postal ballots to arrive in Pennsylvania was "very dangerous".
Facebook also labelled the message with a fact-check that contradicted the president.
The tweet was hidden behind a warning on the president's account that the content was "disputed and might be misleading".Twitter has taken similar action against Mr Trump's accountin the past.
Well done comrades.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (WCnhX)
Hillary won Oregon by 10.5 points. Sadly, I don't see that margin being erased - Portland is having very high turnout.
I have hopes that the Congressional district in Southern Oregon will flip, which has been in Democratic hands for decades.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (B2mhs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (cu8pj)
like as in Lowell, the herion capital of New England
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (R3uW8)
Stood in line 2 hours 20 min in bitingly cold wind.
The poll worker said they expect 90% voter turnout.
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November
Apathy tended to be concentrated in the younger adult demographic, 20 to 35 year olds . If you used your eyes you noticed that a significant number of those attending PDT's rallies fit that demographic. Donnie has offered up something we haven't seen in most of our lifetimes. One, he actually worked to fulfill campaign promises despite the unprecedented opposition. Two, he has created an environment where widespread opportunity is a real possibility. Finally, he has an energy level that is infectious. The Dems as always , have misread the American people. I am expect to see the left smoldering in an ash heap of utter failure. I think the reactions we saw to PDT's victory in 2016 will pale in comparison to what we are about to see. We need to take the General Patton approach. After achieving victory we don't stop until they are utterly destroyed.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (hf4eb)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (5p7BC)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23npumv
Which isn't how any of this works, but that's their plan.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (kOpft)
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I really can't believe that they would try this.
But if they did, it would prove that their chorus that "The President is President for four years" has no more value in their heart than anything else does.
Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (FYe3W)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (KAi1n)
Local ones here are bleating about turning GA blue. Thanks a pants load. Enjoy the low taxes and cost of living while it lasts, idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (88xKn)
Texas is seeing huge turnout across the board.
the big cities - Houston, Austin, San Antonio, etc, have generally been Dem vote strongholds.
Texas is seeing a huge increase in turnout in these big urban aread.
QED, Texas might turn blue. They think.
The counter - rural counties are showing up in big numbers just like the big counties. Plus I believe that, just like in Florida, a lot of the Hispanic vote will actually be for Trump. Dems simply assume that they will get all of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)
They know they're losing, and it's not even noon on the east coast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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AND PA?!?!?!
I think we are going to see PA called tonight at this rate.
In 2016, Hillary was still saying they were going to win Florida until well after the polls closed.
I'm going to laugh my ass off if the Norpath model of 363 EVs ends up being right.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (5p7BC)
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Yup.
The Left is fucked.
The loss is going to be so large that there's no way that the party won't have its worst divisions brought to the surface within a week. The infighting is going to get very hot very fast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (NWM+b)
Given the heightened concerns about potential violence, particularly from white supremist organizations and the divisive rhetoric from Washington, D.C., the need for coordination and partnership takes on statewide significance. Oregon is likely to be a flashpoint.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxz46qlt
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (Ki7Tm)
I need something to keep my blood pressure up
Posted by: .87c at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (rxhKF)
+++++++++++
AoSHQ. Tonight, I will be jumping between OAN, Newsmax, and local networks. If things are looking great, I will also tune into The Young Turks.
For those of you smart TVs, the "Pluto TV" app is free (ad-supported) and includes Newsmax and TYT.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)
Receives, not "earns".
Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (t+qrx)
They know they're going to lose, and it's farking noon on the east coast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (NWM+b)
HA HA!!!
Nelson laugh today. Watch for leftist tantrums tonight and tomorrow and....
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (SMIwu)
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (sI15f)
The fun part though is going to be the down ballots. There is huge enthusiasm for him country wide but it won't be enough to flip CA. It MIGHT be enough to flip quite a few of the down ballots so that's where my attention is going to be tonight.
I think it's going to be a fun night to be a conservative. What's going to be even better is after Trump is properly re-elected, watching him go after the govt employees courtesy of his latest EO that stripped protections from the worst of the lot. He could fire a full 1/4 of the govt outright, then proceed to winnow it down further by actually paying attention to resumes and work reviews. And it still would be too big.
But I can dream.
Posted by: Mister Fabulist at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (1DlmY)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Augustine at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (BDZWU)
https://joeisdone.github.io/northcarolina/
From what I can tell, NC is in the win column.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (Bz9pw)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (wGxSf)
I dunno
lets check with ace and see how he's doing with the shelves
same chance
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (R3uW8)
If this is what AoSHQ is going to look like today, I'm taking the day off*.
*Not a threat, just saying I don't come here for hand-wringing bullshit.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (hku12)
I suspect this is derived from corporate-speak. In that language "needle movers" are things that you do that show significant changes and returns. It's a metaphor - something that "moves the needle" as in a gauge (speedometer, pressure, etc.).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM
so..."needle" is the new paradigm?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (k9Zh+)
Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at November 03, 2020 12:02 PM (wtnJT)
Sunday morning.
Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (5p7BC)
The scenario would be that Cubans and hispanics like Trump more than white voters. I don't think that's very likely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (r+sAi)
Now, "needle" and "nate" bring to mind this favorite movie back and forth -
Ned : Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil : Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching.
[Starts to walk away]
Ned : Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil : Not a chance.
Ned : Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil : Ned Ryerson?
Ned : Bing!
Phil : Bing.
I'm guessing that Nate filled the Ned Ryerson role to a "T".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (hOfX7)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Conan at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (O2PCU)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (wGxSf)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (ZGrMX)
Would make for a great exit poll question, "Whose Trunalimunumaprzure plan do you prefer?"
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (UMXod)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (eQMLi)
Posted by: Ted Wheeler! at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM
I laugh to think of what happens to Portland when that antifa-supporting Iannarone person wins.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (3GzTP)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)
he who pays the piper names the tune
Nate BLOWS
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (sI15f)
I always write in a friend for some obscure position.
One way to track my ballot.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (Bz9pw)
"Come on, man!"
https://tinyurl.com/y6bdr942
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (bDqIh)
I'm a Covfefe voter myself.
Posted by: setnaffa at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (eaJqd)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (r+sAi)
Covfefe >>>>>>> Trunalimunumaprzure
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (k4dH2)
@LarrySchweikart
From OH insider on statewide student vote:
They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.
Lessee, who told you this in JULY?
*********
& I voted straight R
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (bRrLK)
One way to track my ballot.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (Bz9pw)
I vote straight "no" on all judicial retentions.
Must have been almost 20 judges up for retention this time around. :-|
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (XeEyo)
Like they do every election?
I'm going with Dickmouth Erickson at 1:30pm.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (aO8Gd)
Just sayin if Trump needs me to help clean up the ranks in his second term I can help. I know the DEERS system so I can pretty much disappear anyone.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (m6Vlv)
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (sI15f)
I've written in my son's name for some offices before.
He has an IQ of 37. Literally.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (JRaU+)
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1) He would be right.
2) He would be right in a way that makes him useless to use as a predictor, becoming the guy who says, "Anything can happen", but with math.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (DUIap)
+++++++++++
No, you use data-driven analysis augmented with Big Data and AI to identify the undiscovered needle movers in your organization so that you can leverage them to achieve business and digital transformation while delighting your customers through targeted and meaningful customer success operations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hYcqw)
We voted in Spotsylvania VA. In and out in less than 5 minutes. One of the volunteers said less than 600 so far today, and that 40% have already early voted. I was hoping for longer lines and more volume.
Posted by: Spypeach at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (Lk67m)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hsOar)
It'll take you away.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Damage Status: [X] Done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WLs+u)
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (88xKn)
One way to track my ballot.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (Bz9pw)
That's a good idea!
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (sI15f)
It's hilarious - Portland is incapable of taking action against Antifa violence, unless they pretend it's actually to take action against imaginary white nationalist violence.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (uizIZ)
Posted by: IC
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Sadly no, I'm the Horde's Florida poll guy
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (5p7BC)
"Needle dick" tops the list of nicknames no one wants to have.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (hOfX7)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (Kpl3J)
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Ah, but will you read them?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hsOar)
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Jen O'Malley Dillon: Pennsylvania and Florida "are requirements for DT to get to 270, they are not requirements for Joe Biden to get to 270, because we have so many pathways"
Posted by: WisRich at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (G0vdT)
they know the money to rebuild will not be coming
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (R3uW8)
That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.
Love has no home with Maxine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (YFlcc)
Lithuanian Trump parade:
https://tinyurl.com/y4742glz
This one was a few days ago....
@Berean16031989
Massive rally for President Donald Trump in Nigeria, organized by a church. This is shocking and historical, because, I have never seen anything like this.
https://tinyurl.com/yys88wbg
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (cF8AT)
"Needle dick" tops the list of nicknames no one wants to have.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (hOfX7)
Needle-holster pussy might beat that out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (s2VJv)
"Come on, man!"
https://tinyurl.com/y6bdr942
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (bDqIh)
.........
Love it! Thanks.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (JRaU+)
You're talking about me aren't you
Posted by: Frank Luntz at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (I2/tG)
++++++++++++
FIFY.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (hYcqw)
Calling a 'lid' already?! He's still got six campaign stops left with Philly Antifa cells.
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (z36Kd)
>>They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.
>>Lessee, who told you this in JULY?
Me. And Ohio isn't unique. All those colleges in swing states are not going to produce the normal Democrat vote totals.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hku12)
That's at least 50% higher than some Congress critters...looking at you Maize Hirono.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Shooter McLovin at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (TVTAT)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WLs+u)
...
It has colors so it's okay.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (yL25O)
So what'll actually happen will be that the Democrat coalition will atomize, and a new opposition movement will start forming to replace it. Hopefully something less insane than the race-baiting Intersectional grievance trash.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (ajLi/)
"If Joe Biden wins, Bisexuals will abolish Christopher Columbus!"
https://bit.ly/3oUONBl
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)
12m
Biteme is already basically conceding.
There is NO pathway without PA and FL.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (sI15f)
+++++++++++++
I am pretty sure she is our stupidest senator.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (hYcqw)
PINE needles?
Posted by: MrObvious at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (k+h+d)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (22mNy)
I promise I will call the Bar and buy your first 2 drinks.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (C0TfS)
One way to track my ballot.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:11 PM (Bz9pw)
That's a good idea!
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (sI15f)
So there's a database somewhere that tallies down to single votes?
Presumably not for statewide (or national) races? Which is why it would have to be a small and obscure race?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (hku12)
Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart
From OH insider on statewide student vote:
They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.
Lessee, who told you this in JULY?
*********
I voted straight R
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (bRrLK)
Well the Dems just porked a whole generation of college aged students in the butt, daily, for 9 months and they are wondering why turnout is 30%? Total own goal.Its still early though.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:10 PM (wGxSf)
That means F. Chuck Todd....I'd have to get really drunk.
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (HhQeH)
"If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Catherine at November 03, 2020 12:05 PM (GCXv
Plus, they're all east-coast and they'll all go for Trump bigly. It'll give the west-coast rioters a jump on the best swag.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (L5oOX)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (JRaU+)
There has been a diaspora of conservatives from Fulton, Gwinnett, Dekalb and other nearby counties into less populous and more traditionally rural areas.
Georgia always focuses on the ATL believing that it represents Georgia. It really doesn't.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)
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For what???
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (hOfX7)
Yeah that would be embarrassing. Glad they call me Pencil Dick.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WLs+u)
...
It has colors so it's okay.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (yL25O)
*****
Racist!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (E8JQx)
For decades Washington has "had plans" and "fought for you" and all those things. Trump comes to Washington as an outsider, as a successful executive, and *accomplishes* things. People notice that he *accomplishes* things, and start to see that as his strength.
Along comes the 50-year swamp-dweller, he starts promising "True things", "Real things", and "Better things". In other words, he's the swamp promising *words* that have to deal with *results*, only his will be "realer" and "truer" and "better".
Joe's campaign is asking the country to move back from *proven results* to more *words* from the Washington establishment.
Why would *anybody* choose that?
Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (FYe3W)
young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history
Young people are prepared to do nothing. Will anyone notice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (63Dwl)
We've replaced the Folger's Crystals those other guys replaced J.J.'s coffee with, with Trunalimunumaprzure.
Let's see if he notices.
Posted by: Trunalimunumaprzure Soggy Paste Inc. at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (0zGlJ)
Government is now too big for apathy. The impulses by citizens to control every part of your life and get you fired from your private sector job for wrong-think means that we no longer have the blessing of apathy.
Posted by: Synova at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)
That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.
Love has no home with Maxine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (YFlcc)
that's because Maxine thinks she owns those people
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (O+I8R)
___
Politics is never static. Texas used to be reliably Democrat once upon a time.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (22mNy)
Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even without PA and FL
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ob7ese
Sounds to me they're not feeling so certain about PA or FL.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (/6GbT)
You're been locked out of your Twitter account.
Why?
The tweet below violates our TOS.
"pic of Nate silvers prediction bus getting blasted by the Trump train. Toot,toot, MF"
How can you gain access to your account?
- File an appeal (HAHAHAHA)
- Delete the offending tweet, and grovel before us, peon.
Thanks,
Twitter Support
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (XeEyo)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
Strike. Huh.
What is it you do, again? Goods, services, that sort of thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (v0R5T)
Don't ever trust the needle. It lies.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (d1uFV)
"If Joe Biden wins, Bisexuals will abolish Christopher Columbus!"
https://bit.ly/3oUONBl
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (Do5/p)
++++++++++++
If Joe Biden wins ...
Anarchists Terrorize Fossil Fuels.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (m6Vlv)
Posted by: Carly at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (Ue8hM)
Actually weve got quite a lot of native pine in Florida. And Needles was the first Florida born thoroughbred to win the Kentucky Derby ( he was sickly foal who got a lot of injections, thus his name)
Posted by: firehorse at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (Juige)
This assumes a proportional turnout compared to 2016. If turnout goes up, then that victory margin goes up too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Middle-Aged Marty McFly at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (Do5/p)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
--
WE AREN'T GOING TO WORK TODAY!!!
- kids who already don't work
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (hsOar)
_____________
Plus several other states they have no chance of getting.
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (22mNy)
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For what???
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (RU4sa)
========
For creating a betting environment that allows those who actually know what's going on to clean up on election day while convincing a lot of rubes on the left to throw in the money that makes those wins possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (NWM+b)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Droll, Tide Pod!
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (C0TfS)
Young people are prepared to do nothing. Will anyone notice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (63Dwl)
wow, whatever will we do if all they do is sit on the couch and play Call of Duty all day?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)
32s
Fascinating. Spoke with a friend who is in media in Baltimore area. Said that ALL the people in the media think Biteme is winning/Rs are glum, but ALL his friends in volunteering, on the ground are seeing a massive landslide for Trump.
GET OUT OF THE MEDIA.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (hz6ka)
Joe's campaign is asking the country to move back from *proven results* to more *words* from the Washington establishment.
Why would *anybody* choose that?
Posted by: Axeman
Words can be powerful.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (63Dwl)
Yeah, you always had well-organized campaigns in dorms to get people registered and voting the right way.
Harder to do when the students are dispersed.
The D Congressional in Southern Oregon may well lose because the University of Oregon is doing Zoom classes - that's a key part of his base.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (I2/tG)
Need a laugh?
That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.
Love has no home with Maxine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (YFlcc)
OK... then.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (9VsP4)
Chumps wha Reagan often led
Welcome to your commie bed
Or to victory!
Now's the day and now's the hour
See the line of voters' power
See approach Joe Biden's glower
Trumalimunumaprzure!
https://twitter.com/vm20201/status/
1323629652880097288
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (nUhF0)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
Speaking of needle dicks.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (3P/5p)
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Hubs is from south GA.
He does not consider Atlanta as part of GA.
Similar to folks from south IL do not consider Chicago part of IL.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (RU4sa)
Left at 8:20 and the line was bigger.
Posted by: Smartass who read the morning report comments at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (JIg89)
Good job, DC Mayor Mosely (or whatever her name is)!!
https://tinyurl.com/y6oq8fqv
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (dNzKv)
Has anybody asked Silver to define his term?
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (Apbdw)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (JioHo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
As long as I was all dolled up, went to town (population 16,000) and got some grub. The line for the precinct at the fire station was out the door and down the block. Never seen anything like that before.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (3AD8C)
Massive rally for President Donald Trump in Nigeria, organized by a church. This is shocking and historical, because, I have never seen anything like this.
https://tinyurl.com/yys88wbg
--
Tami, you put up the greatest links! I love this. This is amazing. I want to hug every one of those people. Better still, I want to bring them all here and throw the corresponding number of dirtbag leftists out of America.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (O+I8R)
>>They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.
>>Lessee, who told you this in JULY?
Me. And Ohio isn't unique. All those colleges in swing states are not going to produce the normal Democrat vote totals.
And that, boys and girls, is why the COVID panic is an "own goal".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: DJ at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: Smartass who read the morning report comments at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (JIg89)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:13 PM (WLs+u)
........
Geography too. Double whammy.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (v0R5T)
>>Harder to do when the students are dispersed.
And some disperse to other states.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)
I made the mistake of watching Ben Shapiro's prediction last night. I like Ben mostly, with some caveats. But Ben is basing his prediction on Five Thirty Eight's complete dog$hit polling numbers. Which is just insane. My opinion of Ben just sank when I saw that.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (pw+jk)
+++++++++++
They are the actual embodiment of Dan Rather's dream of "fake but accurate." In their case, it's actually true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (hYcqw)
Every time Snoozy Joe started talking about his plans, my mind went to CCR.
"5-year plans and New Deals, wrapped in golden chains. And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?"
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (ajLi/)
That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.
Love has no home with Maxine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (YFlcc)
that's because Maxine thinks she owns those people
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (R3uW
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Maxine is the definition of "House Ni**a."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Patty Murray at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (i0wNm)
Is "who moved the needle" the new "who stole my cheese"? Discuss.
(And by "discuss", I mean, "what means of inflicting physical harm would you be willing to impose on someone who says either phrase to your face?" Let your imaginations soar! There are no wrong answers!)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (hOfX7)
Posted by: GACat at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (JIg89)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:12 PM (hku12)
That's at least 50% higher than some Congress critters...looking at you Maize Hirono.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (sI15f)
They say IQ is pretty stable across the lifespan... I suppose until there's cognitive impairment due to age or injury or disease.
Regardless, you do have to wonder how some of these people manage to get as far as they do. Complete and utter corruption isn't generally enough to succeed upward enough to be a Senator. How then, does one get this far?
Other than the obvious.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (hku12)
The loss is going to be so large that there's no way that the party won't have its worst divisions brought to the surface within a week. The infighting is going to get very hot very fast.
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AOC is going to gut Nancy an take her guts for garters
Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (9xRVI)
3m
FL r/d: Rs +92,692
Rs +14,000 in . . . PALM BEACH on election day.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (hz6ka)
And that, boys and girls, is why the COVID panic is an "own goal".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (SchxB)
=========
It will be studied for decades by political scientists, held up as a case study in political malpractice by a major political party.
Trump's response and refusal to be cowed completely, especially months later, will also be studied.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (NWM+b)
young people are ready to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American history
Young people are prepared to do nothing. Will anyone notice?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (63Dwl)
Gonna be hard to buy a cup of joe at Starbucks I guess.
Call me when the all cancel their netflix spotify and online gaming accounts. Then we might notice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (9VsP4)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
"We"
Is there a mouse in your pocket, David?
Last I heard you hadn't gotten guns outlawed, but you did manage to ride your 15 min. of fame into a spot at Harvard.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
You're a fucking idiot and should shut the fuck up.
No one gives a rats ass what you think or say. Seriously.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
He does not consider Atlanta as part of GA.
Similar to folks from south IL do not consider Chicago part of IL.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (RU4sa)
Down here in Chatham County, GA is divided up three ways: "Federally occupied Atlanta, the Free State of Chatham, and the Rest of Georgia."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: that guy who bought the Hoggmeter 2000 at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (0zGlJ)
PLUS, this assumes the same Trump percentage of the vote totals of Democrat cast votes. Not a chance in hell that's the same.
Red Wave is a comin'
Posted by: deadrody at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (V9901)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
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When we got Noni back in May, our older kitteh, Momi, was not all that happy at first.
Now they're best buds.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (RU4sa)
I would only need to make this happen once. After one year at 6 mil, I would disappear.
The next encounter that I would have with any human being would be with a future archaeologist holding up my skull.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (3P/5p)
That said, I'm feeling a cautious optimism. I haven't voted yet; the XO has our only working vehicle and he won't get home until around 2:30 CST, so I don't know what the polling places here in Omaha look like. I live in the damned 2nd district which, more likely than not, will go blue. (Like Maine, Nebraska splits it's electoral votes.)
I'm not going to believe anything until the polls shut down in Hawaii and solid number start rolling in.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (yHHWj)
Bottom line: ED voting down about 16% in a 60-40 dem precinct. Could be early voting reduced turnout or dem voters are not showing up.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (FsgBK)
I promise I will call the Bar and buy your first 2 drinks.
You just want someone to witness the tampons combust when Trump wins. I swear that piece of 'art' reminds me of Viigo the Carpathian's painting in Ghostbusters II.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (YFlcc)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
Strike. Huh.
What is it you do, again? Goods, services, that sort of thing?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (t+qrx)
...
You think the tweets just write themselves?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (yL25O)
>>They now expect (ahem) student vote to be down 30% today.
>>Lessee, who told you this in JULY?
Me. And Ohio isn't unique. All those colleges in swing states are not going to produce the normal Democrat vote totals.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (ZLI7S)
It's not exactly shocking. I mean even if they are on campus they have them on lockdown. Ohio they can't even attend football games. The Horse Shoe was empty on the first game. So no campus partying. No booths set up in the common areas to get people to register to vote and to get them to go to the polls. They've removed the social pressure part of getting them to vote.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (aBmnR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (oAY8z)
A Day Without Baristas.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: GACat at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (JIg89)
Badly.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (6psdy)
Does he think that the Hot pocket production line will start some sort of Industrial Cascade?
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (C0TfS)
Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (1FSa2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (UfKhb)
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WE'RE SCARED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE TO VOTE BUT YOU BETTER TOTES WATCH OUT!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM
Bring them, the Lithuanian Trumpers, and the Hong Kong democracy people.
These folks already understand America, they'd fit in easy.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (ajLi/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (O+I8R)
Right?! Lady in Black and I need to be in charge of immigration!
Imma call Donald...
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (Zmnko)
launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
General strike from what? Social media?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (WCnhX)
More anecdata: my friend who attended the Wilkes-Barre rally said there
were several U Penn students sitting behind her, all excited to vote for
Trump
Posted by: DJ at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (O3/K+)
This covid thing may have rewritten political affiliations for a generation. College student are getting boned hard by the lefty power system.
Its still early though.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (9VsP4)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
You're a fucking idiot and should shut the fuck up.
No one gives a rats ass what you think or say. Seriously.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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lol
That kid definitely needs an intervention.
By Jesus.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (RU4sa)
I would think a needle state would include MA
like as in Lowell, the herion capital of New England
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (R3uW
_______Lawrence would like to have a word with you.
Posted by: sharksauce at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (DFZnL)
Greta von Thule is apparently into pine-scented Druids...
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (YFlcc)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (Dc5Qe)
I believe Ben is literally autistic, and when his brain flips on to whatever dog bone he gets ahold of, he can't let it go.
You spin him in the wrong direction, and he's going to be so far off reality, there's no coming back.
When he's right he's right, but we have certainly seen him be wrong before, and it ain't pretty.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (hku12)
730 Is CAC still a Never-Trumper? I know he was in '16, because his wife is black and he thought Trump hated the POC....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)
However, considering the tail that he could actually pull, do you think that it would help anything?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
And probably so they no longer can only have sex through glory holes....literally, honestly recommended by the government of British Columbia.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (v2c9/)
We are gonna win BIGLY
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (UfKhb)
Truth
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (d1uFV)
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
Went to the polling place and voted Donald Trump
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (63Dwl)
Badly.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (5p7BC)
____
As a general rule of thumb I ignore anything campaigns say. They could be saying this to get their people motivated to vote thinking it's going to be close.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (22mNy)
44s
Based on what Biteme's campaign director just said, I think you can say the election was called at a little after 12:00 noon.
The only question now is Trump's margin.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (yHHWj)
+++++++++++++
Which is why it would be just glorious if, like last time, he wins it without PA - only to have PA eventually go into the "W" column anyway.
I hope for it, but don't expect it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (hYcqw)
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
So? No fries for the short term?
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (Bz9pw)
Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Opus at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (Wo2ED)
College of Paolo?
Posted by: Banned at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (eCO99)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
___________
This pinhead couldn't lead a line of horny gays to the local glory hole. WTF does he think he is, threatening to shut down the country? What a friggin' embarrassment this punk is to himself, to his parents, and especially to Harvard, which admitted him under the rarely-used Affirmative Action for pencil-necked dumb-asses who couldn't even get accepted at state schools program.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (k4dH2)
Bottom line: ED voting down about 16% in a 60-40 dem precinct. Could be early voting reduced turnout or dem voters are not showing up.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (FsgBK)
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VA-7 has an 83% return rate on its absentee ballots, which is perfectly average for the state right now.
I don't know what that means, by the way, in terms of overall turnout and D/R/I splits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)
Via Charlotte Alter
Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have
multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even
without PA and FL
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ob7ese
Sounds to me they're not feeling so certain about PA or FL.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (i0wNm)
Without FL and PA, he'll need AZ, MI, WI and MN. Can't lose any of them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (N39Ws)
Wait, how will young people going on strike bring America to its knees? Will withholding lattes from the Capitalist running dogs break their will once and for all? Or something?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (XJipD)
to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
===
If Hogg boy goes on strike who will be moving pianos?
This is cereal folks.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (pw+jk)
Now they're best buds.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (RU4sa)
*fingers crossed* The new baby is just six weeks old. Biscuit is five months old and about 8 lbs. now. He's going to be a big cat. He's smart, too. He says "MAGA."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
If Joe Biden wins ...
Anarchists Terrorize Fossil Fuels.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM
Heh, I just noticed that D - 5 - D ends up...
"If Joe Biden wins, Homosexuals will eat Chick-fil-A"
If I use my AoSHQ nic, I get...
"If Joe Biden wins, Windmill cancer will abolish the suburbs."
Posted by: Middle-Aged Marty McFly at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Do5/p)
that the party won't have its worst divisions brought to the surface
within a week. The infighting is going to get very hot very fast.
=====
AOC is going to gut Nancy an take her guts for garters
Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:19 PM (9xRVI)
Just read an article about that. Yes, the left is going through the same thing the Right did back in 2016. Conservative/populists (thankfully) are winning our civil war with the est GOP rinos. It's Trump's party now.
The left is going to have a similar civil war, but it won't be anything as positive or unifying as ours was and is. The dems are going to implode.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Dc5Qe)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (hsOar)
Limbaugh reporting FL now at 100% of 2016 voter turnout.
Yup. Early night for Trump...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv)
That's insane!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (9VsP4)
I've got at least -2 IQ points on her.
Posted by: Patty Murray
And she can tie her own shoes. Bonus!
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (hf4eb)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Do5/p)
From my buddy
Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.
Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (ZLI7S)
My son and I had a conversation 2 years ago about our state about how it was trending more red, in spite of the Dems trying to portray it as always on the precipice.
While a lot of lefties have indeed moved here, a lot of normal people trying to escape the crazy Northern states have also. And at least for the purposes of this election, they seem to be outnumbering the nuts.
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (kA3Cp)
Did our part.
Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
---
When we got Noni back in May, our older kitteh, Momi, was not all that happy at first.
Now they're best buds.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020
*
*
I was worried that my incumbent cat, Chekov D. Siberian, would outright reject Wolf the big black rescue cat. I needn't have worried. They walked warily around each other for a bit, sniffing, but not growling or hissing. Within an hour they were sitting in the window together watching birds.
Now they groom each other and play-fight like brothers. And they were both adults. Kittens adjust even faster.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (wQDH5)
Locations in Michigan where voting machines are "down" with workers asking you to just leave your ballot with them to be scanned later:
Grosse Pointe Woods, MI - precinct 1 & 2
Metro Detroit youth club - Precinct 4
*From my cold dead hands, asswipes....*
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (cF8AT)
Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.
Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (JRaU+)
launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
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General strike from what? Social media?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (WCnhX)
He'll skip his classes at Haaaahvahd.
Can't wait til this little shit starts calling for violence. You know it's only a matter of time.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hku12)
em gap by 3.5% compared to 2016. I don't know if that's enough but hope springs eternal.Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (mcMO1)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Posted by: David Hogg Sez Alerts at November 03, 2020 12:15 PM (DMUuz)
How do people who aren't doing jack shit go on strike?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (1ISKN)
Why would *anybody* choose that?
Posted by: Axeman at November 03, 2020 12:16 PM (FYe3W) "
Pretty much what I think any time I drive past a biden sign ... what are these people thinking ? ... to use the word loosely.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (6psdy)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (JRaU+)
Isn't that what modelers do?
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (k9Zh+)
The left is going to have a similar civil war, but it won't be anything as positive or unifying as ours was and is. The dems are going to implode.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (Dc5Qe)
=========
The Democrats will go through what we would have gone through if Trump had lost in 2016.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (NWM+b)
At at least one of his rallies, Trollmaster Trump, played the CCR song "Fortunate Son" with the lyrics:
It ain't me, it ain't me... I ain't no senator's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me... I ain't no fortunate one, no
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (I2/tG)
That's insane!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (9VsP4)
"That's what I said!"
- - Crazy Eddie
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (s2VJv)
Hillary undoubtedly had the dirt on everyone (including Biden) so that she'd run effectively unopposed.
Bernie was more inspiring than Hillary.
But Biden? If the energy isn't coming from Trump and the need to oppose him, there just isn't any. There can't be any. And no matter how many talking heads have their hair on fire, well, I can't see how that translates to energy among "regular folk." Not even "I want the crazy to stop" is going to do it. I see no way that it can.
My gut says Trump landslide. The only reason I won't insist on it is that who can really know for sure?
Posted by: Synova at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Doc at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (Vgl4t)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (9VsP4)
Even though I'm Florida Man in Exile, I feel compelled to respond.
Madness? This! Is! Florida!
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (ajLi/)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (k4dH2)
Agree with everything you said except he is no embarrassment to Harvard. He is Harvard as well as the rest of those Ivy League cesspools.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (I+uRD)
Is herion like the dollar store version of heroin?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (88xKn)
-- @DavidHogg111
Fixed that for ya Davy.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (JRaU+)
Isn't that what modelers do?
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (k9Zh+)
Stukas, and Mustangs and Fortresses, oh my!
- - A. Modeler
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)
Wasn't it pretty much confirmed that she was one of those that bullied the nut job shooter? And so out of sight she went. That's the only reason I can think of her disappearing. Or maybe Hogg just wanted to Hogg the spotlight.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (aBmnR)
Well, I voted in person today in Georgia. For Trump, Collins, straight
Rep ticket. My wife did absentee same and we dropped in ballot box a
week ago along with her father's, same deal.
Did our part.
Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (oasF3)
Voted straight Rep ticket, too. And I also voted for Doug Collins.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
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Joe, you weren't supposed to campaign in Canada
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (WLs+u)
Just voted in San Diego, East County. After almost two decades voting in the same place, polling place was moved about a mile up the road for COVID consolidation this year.
No line, no problem. Went quick.
Minor thing. There was some angry weathered looking dude standing out front of the polling place with a "Trump 2020, fuck your feelings" t-shirt, glaring at people and smoking a cigarette. Maybe not a real Trump supporter. Gone when we walked back out.
The day is young and the Left is nasty.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (t5m5e)
____________________
In Ohio. My kid and the entire CC team was just put on lockdown a few days ago. One kid tested positive for the Covid. Whole team cannot leave.
Posted by: Swallow the Rabbit Whole at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (DB16e)
185 "If Trump does not win and refuses to leave- young people are ready
to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Right after mom brings our lunch down to the basement, and our guild completes this one last Fortnight mission....
Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (Dc5Qe)
This is Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (71cgL)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)
I boldly make one prediction on this election:
No biological female will ever willingly accept the withered cock of David Hogg. Not even the transmen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (XJipD)
That super genius of the Democrat Party Maxine Waters says she will never forgive any black person who votes for Trump.
Love has no home with Maxine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM
Considering that the current titular head of the Democrat Party says that if you don't vote for him you ain't black, is this really an issue?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (DMUuz)
Thanks be to God.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (FsgBK)
247 We got this
We are gonna win BIGLY
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (UfKhb)
Truth
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (d1uFV)
ITS STILL EARLY
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Door Dash, Uber and Twitter hardest hit.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (hf4eb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020
*
*
Jane, are they purebreds, or mixes? And what color/patterns are they?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (3aLWR)
I think all her skeletons came out of hte closet including how she bullied the shooter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (YFlcc)
Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.
Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)
++++++++++
Wow. And there was at least one Amish horse-and-buggy "Trump Train" event in Lancaster County, too.
I have never seen the Amish get riled up politically before.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Hillary at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (sPO/s)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (dNzKv)
44s
Based on what Biteme's campaign director just said, I think you can say the election was called at a little after 12:00 noon.
The only question now is Trump's margin.
=====
He's a moron! I mean he's reading here!!!
Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (6tn5N)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:21 PM (Zmnko)
.........
I hope they're ready for knavery and mischief too.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (HhQeH)
Posted by: Caliban at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (QE8X6)
If you live in a place with a bunch of lefties but call yourself independent wouldn't you be more likely to go the other way?
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (k9Zh+)
"Mom!! I'm staying in the basement!"
Posted by: Raimundo Cloggenstein at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (eCO99)
Posted by: Doc at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (Vgl4t)
********
Your Concern is duly Noted & thrown in the shitter
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (hz6ka)
Example of Ted Wheeler saying something like that:
Given the heightened concerns about potential violence,
particularly from white supremist organizations and the divisive
rhetoric from Washington, D.C., the need for coordination and
partnership takes on statewide significance. Oregon is likely to be a
flashpoint.
----
Henceforth all republicans should start referring to antifa/blm riots as marxist pedophile violence. Why not?
Posted by: irright at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (BB7pQ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (RtUBS)
730 Is CAC still a Never-Trumper? I know he was in '16, because his wife is black and he thought Trump hated the POC....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (HabA/)
He thought we did too...and said as much here before he left.
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/y5ofgax2
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)
And that, boys and girls, is why the COVID panic is an "own goal".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (SchxB)
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It will be studied for decades by political scientists, held up as a case study in political malpractice by a major political party.
Trump's response and refusal to be cowed completely, especially months later, will also be studied.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future!
Studied for Decades?
The good Lord willing no it will not.
Because a loving and kind God will through his imperfect vessel, gut the education industry that steals bread from our mouths to fund such fools.
Posted by: common sense at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (UCCfH)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)
.........
Grew her hair out and died of lice.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (v0R5T)
Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.
Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)
You can't spell Amish without... mish
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (s2VJv)
Trump does not seem to be in a #2Week mood.
Posted by: Voter theater. at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (xXx5y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (wQDH5)
They're rescues, domestic short hairs. Our older kitteh is a classic tabby, and the baby is an orange tabby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (I+uRD)
32s
Fascinating. Spoke with a friend who is in media in Baltimore area. Said that ALL the people in the media think Biteme is winning/Rs are glum, but ALL his friends in volunteering, on the ground are seeing a massive landslide for Trump.
GET OUT OF THE MEDIA.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (hz6ka)
Wait,
is maryland in play? or just that the media friends are in an echo chamber?
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (8D42x)
We should all hit the tip jar and throw in some hamster feed today.
ace, thanks for making this place.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (yL25O)
Now they groom each other and play-fight like brothers. And they were both adults. Kittens adjust even faster.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (wQDH5)
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Momi, she's two, and Noni, he's seven months old.
They went through a similar adjustment period.
It's fun watching them play.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
Read that too fast and thought it said new kitchen, was wondering why that would bother your cat.
Posted by: Opus at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (Wo2ED)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (HhQeH)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)
David Hogg couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a fistful of bananas.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (dNzKv)
Team YouTube?
They don't want people posting anything showing shenanigans or Trump declaring victory.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (bDqIh)
At least in California.
Some asshole had a Kerry sticker on his wheelchair and I told the poll workers "That has to go."
Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:27 PM (ptqGC)
We have an orange tabby. Prepare for massive cat hair everywhere!
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (YFlcc)
No biological female will ever willingly accept the withered cock of David Hogg. Not even the transmen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
======
Logically, he's got a clear end, even if he hasn't see it yet. He'll go the full Caitlyn Jenner.
Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (PRKIw)
Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.
Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)
++++++++++
Wow. And there was at least one Amish horse-and-buggy "Trump Train" event in Lancaster County, too.
I have never seen the Amish get riled up politically before.
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The Amish are going to war
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
I'll have to flip my own burger? Oh the humanity........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)
multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even
without PA and FL
She's right, of course, they just have to pick up 49 electoral votes from even stronger R states.
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (KfC1e)
If Trump wins bigly, the radicals will take control of the Democratic Party, and will run a hard-Left candidate in 2024, who will get slaughtered.
The D's will then have to decide whether to become more moderate, or become a permanent minority party.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (m6Vlv)
But I don't know. It's not like they're getting immersed with YouTube videos of Biden's gaffes. All they see likely is print-media.
Posted by: reason at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (sPO/s)
America is turning out.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Please let this be a giant dick punch to the antifa left.
Was driving through Westerly Rhode Island over the weekend. Saw an anitfa BLM "rally" on the steps of the library. Very down beaten looks and the Columbus statute was standing right next to them....LOLOLOL I mean come on knock it over or something.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (D79US)
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (Ojki1)
The Biden campaign makes Dole/Kemp '96 seem like an orgy of enthusiasm.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)
Wasn't it pretty much confirmed that she was one of those that bullied the nut job shooter? And so out of sight she went. That's the only reason I can think of her disappearing. Or maybe Hogg just wanted to Hogg the spotlight.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (aBmnR)
She pretty much confessed to it, publicly, at an open mike. So she went right down the Memory Hole.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (Ki7Tm)
Biden ain't getting AZ without more fraud than it took to get Kirsten Sinema elected.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (SchxB)
I want that very very much.
And then to see Hildabeast growl that he cheated with Putin again.
Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (C4UxB)
https://joeisdone.github.io/northcarolina/
From what I can tell, NC is in the win column.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM
And the weather is beautiful here in Raleigh- 61 degrees and brilliant sunshine. Perfect day to get out and vote.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (qe5CM)
This is Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Orson
Saw the same thing here. One local farmer had a 4×8 Biden sign as well as Inslee signs in the corner of his pasture. Disappeared 2 weeks ago and was replaced with a small peace sign.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hf4eb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (YFlcc)
Counting on you and the kids, Dave, one liberty seed at a time.
Posted by: Zod at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (xK9An)
Early turnout reports indicate #Florida is witnessing a GOP voter participation % of historic proportions
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (cF8AT)
Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg
Oh that buggy boogie woogie sweeps me off my feet
https://youtu.be/TWbhRCSAhyA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (I+uRD)
+++++++++++++
They're anti gun remember? It would either be a crossbow or a long bow. Discuss.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (O2PCU)
The ones he could get onto his side are either not working anyway (college students, basement dwellers, etc.) or working low-value jobs (baristas, etc.). A general strike of the youth in the service industry would be inconvenient but nothing more. Young people working moderate or high-value jobs (professional work, construction work, oil work, etc.) are unlikely to go along with this needle dick's scheme.
So what does he hope to accomplish?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hYcqw)
So you have people tweeting out crazy dank tweets, especially on a day like today, because it's like money in the bank when whatever you say gets flying around the world.
Truth has little or nothing to do with it. At least in some circles.
So it's not just that people are stupid, they're also incentivized to say outrageous things that get them the most attention.
What a sick world.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hku12)
Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting. Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today.
Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
That's interesting. Who are they voting for and was there any particular thing that motivated them to vote this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)
If Trump pulls this off, I can expect another vicious phone call from my lib daughter in Mass. She'll be screaming at me about the redneck Floridians like me - a native New Yorker - who destroyed this country by voting in OrangeManBad.
She was born here. Which I didn't hesitate to point out to her last time.
That resulted in even more anger, enough that one of my employees could hear her screeching and came in to my office to admonish her.
She told him to shut up.
Sigh. I know it's coming.
What followed up
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (4pK1/)
The boss let me leave to take two of my regulars to vote as well as vote myself.
Go DJT!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (WX9LO)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)
-
(antifa riots)
TAKE TO THE STREETS!!!
Hold my beer.
- Americans
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hsOar)
Letterman on why he was wrong in his 2016 pick: "It was the guy on the PBS NewsHour, the Republican pundit... Okay, David Brooks. Yeah, okay. That's good enough for me."
Posted by: That's about as Peak 2016 as you get at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
Clop clop clop clop clop clop
BANG BANG BANG
Clop clop clop clop clop clop
Posted by: Insomniac at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (nakwk)
Stuka
Roc
Buffalo?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (YFlcc)
Centurion.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (HhQeH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (XJipD)
Nah...he's getting the freakish hard-left crazies with purple hair and bad body odor.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (xT2tT)
I'll have to flip my own burger? Oh the humanity........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
"Burger? Oh shit, man I thought you said 'salad'."
- masked millennial at the drive through
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
******
as Weird Al Rapped in Amish Paradise "I 'll Get Medieval on yoyr Hiney"
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (I+uRD)
"Not with Mohammed's dick and the goat pushing!"
- - Catamite Ahmed
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (s2VJv)
You have people quite openly planning insurrection in DC.
There are actual laws against doing that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)
Trump for Religious freedom.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (xabip)
No biological female will ever willingly accept the withered cock of David Hogg. Not even the transmen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Depends on how much alcohol I've had. He may sneak past while in line.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (C0TfS)
Pretty sure she's doing porn.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (cJEnq)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
Demons run when a Good Man goes to War.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Poll Smokers at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (kHg6S)
Posted by: The Corporation
I am opposed to our state's progressive sodomite governor, so I voted to RETAIN all sitting judges, my thinking being I didn't want that cocksucker to have any judicial picks
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (iTXRQ)
That sure looks like a tell to me.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: TrigglyPuff at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (I+uRD)
In the missionary position......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (wQDH5)
They're rescues, domestic short hairs. Our older kitteh is a classic tabby, and the baby is an orange tabby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020
*
*
They sound handsome. Be sure to tell us more, and maybe submit some pics, on the Pet Thread this weekend.
Orange tabbies tend to be handfuls, as I'm sure you know. "Quirky" is the word some people use to describe their personalities.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (RtUBS)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)
*********
Voted for PDT in 2016 & look at the margin, they won Pa. for him
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.........
ooh. They've got pitchforks.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (Ki7Tm)
-
Same old same old, probably. I suspect she's bullying and grooming a future school shooter at some state college.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (hsOar)
If TrigglyPuff rolled over...
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (YFlcc)
That sure looks like a tell to me.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (XrCyE)
========
He said this before noon.
They know they can't cheat in Philly enough. They know they're going to lose, but they can't admit it or turnout on the west coast drops off a cliff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (cF8AT)
Oh crap. Long haired? Because I don't think this one is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
May that be the lot of Bidens followers tonight.
Posted by: Obscure, Who Can Understand? at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (YwPJG)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (22mNy)
Good question. However, remember that the kids at home might not vote, since they are not being pressured by the campus SJWs to vote.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (zzdt2)
Thanks be to God.
_____________
Yes, here in AZ it's sunny, bone dry, and even warmer than usual for this time of year, so no excuse not to get to the polls and vote! Ride the Trump Tsunami!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (k4dH2)
@CharlotteAlter 20m
Biden campaign manager Jen O'Malley Dillon: "We continue to have multiple pathways to 270 electoral votes" says they can win 270 even without PA and FL
Translation: it's over.
People will not accept Biden with obvious fraud and tampering in other red states to make up for losing these 2 states.
Posted by: WHERE IS THE FLAMING SKULL? at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (xx0TK)
Jen O'Malley Dillon: We have a petition before Judge Waikiki to declare that California is worth 271 EC votes.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (L5oOX)
In the olden days, BT (before Trump), people might have decided not to vote if the media called the race early for one candidate. It's one of the bitches of living on the west coast.
AT (After Trump), the hoi polloi hates the media, doesn't trust them and may not be willing to stand down if the MSM tries calling the race early.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (3aLWR)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
~~~~~
No worries, Davey. We can bag our own groceries.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: The Corporation
___
I look at who they are endorsed by and vote based on that. If some left wing group likes someone, I vote to remove. And vice versa.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)
++++++++++++
You can bet they're going for Trump. And I suspect the reason is the lockdowns and the anti-religious tendencies that came out of the Left with a full-throated roar this year. Remember that the Amish are luddites, but they're fanatically devoted and religious. If you're coming after their freedom to practice their faith, they're going to come for you.
My guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (5Yk8D)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (wQDH5)
---
This is so true.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: San Fransicko at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (C4UxB)
That's interesting. Who are they voting for and was there any particular thing that motivated them to vote this time?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (i0wNm)
There was a Trump horse and carriage rally.........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
From my buddy
Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting.
Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish
women are voting today.
Seeing there are buggy caravans everywhere.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (hz6ka)
++++++++++
Wow. And there was at least one Amish horse-and-buggy "Trump Train" event in Lancaster County, too.
I have never seen the Amish get riled up politically before.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (hYcqw)
It was Biden's inspiring rhetoric that brought them out! Barnstorming days at a time through the PA country side....... it will have lifted him over the top and saved the country.
Posted by: MSM at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (Aashi)
When they broke the seal on recreational weed you knew they were going blue.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (I+uRD)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.....
It seems as though they are churned up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (WX9LO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (7Y5nA)
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD)
Trump flags on Amish buggies FTW!
https://tinyurl.com/yyzkxlrh
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (bDqIh)
we're the needle state
Posted by: San Fransicko at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (C4UxB)
Excuse Me?
Posted by: Tennessee at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (9VsP4)
Is this a Lord of the Rings reference?
*ahem*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (i0wNm)
1m
Want to know how big this ass-kicking is in FL?
There are only four blue counties on election day. One is D by only 14, votes, one by 48 votes, one by 1070 votes, and Broward by 3,294. We are 4,426 votes from having every FL county red today.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (dNzKv)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
==
Ahhh, the power of hashtag! Hogg boy lives in a fantasy world where he thinks hashtags really mean something. Like his words.
Noodle-armed brat. And an extremely ignorant one, at that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (O+I8R)
PA is now 'processing' absentee votes.
No word if It's "One for you...two for me..." or what.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (3aLWR)
If the Screen Actors Guild has a standard for tits, which they probably do, are the really hot current actresses said to have Saggy tits?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (hku12)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23npumv
Which isn't how any of this works, but that's their plan.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (kOpft)
Does he have Barry's "Office of the President-Elect" seal for his close-ups?
Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (qyH+l)
I never get this. There are local races, ballot initiatives, etc that are as important as who is president.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.....
>>It seems as though they are churned up.
It's plain to see.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat W
Yes. Good reminder.
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (dNzKv)
If the victory is clear, it doesn't matter. Concession is just a gentlemanly practice. It's not a legal requirement.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ajLi/)
https://tinyurl.com/y4pdbanz
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (RU4sa)
Awwww.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (HabA/)
416 The Amish are going to war
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.....
It seems as though they are churned up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (WX9LO)
Don't wanna get in a srcapple with them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (9VsP4)
A non-dairy vegan substitute in every churn!
Posted by: Joe Biden - Have You Considered Paste? at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (nakwk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (Ki7Tm)
-------------
I don't think he does that in November....
Posted by: reason at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (sPO/s)
But i know i will miss that some day so play along.
Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (C4UxB)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.........
ooh. They've got pitchforks.
____________
And lots of Trump/Pence flags, judging by the videos of their buggies.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (k4dH2)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Come on- you'll send out a bunch of dramatic tweets and that'll be the extent of it. Calm down. Take a ritalin.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (o2MD2)
The Biden campaign makes Dole/Kemp '96 seem like an orgy of enthusiasm.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:29 PM (H5knJ)
...
I TOLD him he needed to drive a tank, but no...
Posted by: Dukakis at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
He's already declared that he won't. He made that clear yesterday, I think. But I don't care. His concession or refusal makes no difference if he loses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)
Rep ticket. My wife did absentee same and we dropped in ballot box a
week ago along with her father's, same deal.
Did our part.
Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2020 12:23 PM (oasF3)
Voted straight Rep ticket, too. And I also voted for Doug Collins.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
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Just got back from doing the same. Lines were a bit longer in North GA, but in and out in 50 minutes.
Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (DbbiL)
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD)
____
Arizona is west coast-ish and could be a determining factor.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (7UIvI)
Yeah they were all super gorgeous. To bad I'm 30 years older than all of them.
Where can I post it?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)
Good news! My parents are now renting me out.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (QE8X6)
to launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Bwahahah! Reminds me of overhearing my 14-year old daughter complaining to a friend on the phone. She was mad that her brothers got some break she didn't get, and was saying, "I can't wait to move away from home! Then they can see how they can manage without me!" It was hard not to laugh out loud, at the idea that a completely dependent kid was going to "show us" how much we needed her contributions.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (sg6iY)
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD)
____
Arizona is west coast-ish and could be a determining factor.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (22mNy)
___
And Nevada too, which is in Pacific time.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (22mNy)
I think that enough veils have dropped and patience expired that a "massive strike" by unemployed and largely unemployable young people is going to result in a lot of sulking, butt-hurt, and unfortunately some level of actual injury. I'm really unsure of why we can't simply be happy with not starving, not freezing, and not being dominated by an out of control totalitarian gover....ok, well 2 out of 3.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (oEUy9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (dNzKv)
If TrigglyPuff rolled over...
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (YFlcc
I told you Guam could tip over!
Posted by: Hank Johnston at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (WLs+u)
I am not counting on Nevada to win. I just don't see anything that will put us over the top there.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (VpIIl)
They know they can't cheat in Philly enough. They know they're going to lose, but they can't admit it or turnout on the west coast drops off a cliff.
=====
This could be soooo much FUN!
Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (ivhTy)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
~~~~~
No worries, Davey. We can bag our own groceries.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (sGotD)
I was going to say gargle our own penises.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (s2VJv)
#CountOnUs"
I feel sorry for this guy's pillows. Perforated with bite marks.
Posted by: some guy out west at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (XpDOS)
34 Dems and they're media plan to declare Biden President and he expects to start issuing orders immediately early tonight.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y23npumv
Which isn't how any of this works, but that's their plan.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (kOpft)
Does he have Barry's "Office of the President-Elect" seal for his close-ups?
Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (qyH+l)
THIS... warning of a Red Mirage was actual admissions of creating a Blue Mirage.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: Anotheranon at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (LkDjg)
What a sick world.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hku12)
I think there's truth in that. Also, it relates to someone asking earlier, how could Nate Silver make $6 million a year doing what he's doing? It's not hard - there is so much money sloshing around the Media markets, especially in political agit-prop, that it's easy for a clever player who gets hooked into the right people to get a part of it. Bloomberg famously threw a Billion dollars away this year, if not more - where did that all go? To media companies and grifters like Nate Silver and the Consultant Class, all of who took a big cut of it. That's the grease that keeps the entire machine running.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (+YYKs)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (I+uRD)
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD)
____
Arizona is west coast-ish and could be a determining factor.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (22mNy)
=========
AZ is gonna be a solid red state.
I want the early blowout on the east coast to get us NM.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Matt at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (3J5Re)
Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish
women are voting today.
--
Please, make it so!
Ok, somebody get busy and p'shop Trump in an Amish buggy with a "Get in, p***y."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (O+I8R)
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD
They want to be able to scream about the "popular vote" for four more years.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (hYcqw)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
Hey, commie. It looks like your appeal in your home state has grown more selective.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:14 PM (JRaU+)
Isn't that what modelers do?
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (k9Zh+) "
These days, it sure seems like it, but it doesn't have to work that way ... years ago, I worked in a lab where we were actually adjusting the finite-element models until they produced results matching the experimental data ... good times, good times, lol.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (6psdy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
If about an 1-2 inch length is long haired, then yes?
But I don't know what constitutes long hair on a cat.
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (cF8AT)
Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish
women are voting today.
--
Please, make it so!
Ok, somebody get busy and p'shop Trump in an Amish buggy with a "Get in, p***y."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (O+I8R)
Grab 'em by the A-mish...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (dNzKv)
Oregon may well legalize personal quantities of all drugs at this election.
That's because Oregon has a shortage of junkies and methheads.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (I2/tG)
Nobody is standing in line for two and a half hours for Biden, and as you can vote straight party line, that bowling ball headed fuk is going down with him.
Posted by: Desultory joe at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (NWM+b)
Ok, somebody get busy and p'shop Trump in an Amish buggy with a "Get in, p***y."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (O+I8R)
"We're going voting!"
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (XeEyo)
Florida is looking good, though it's early.
Any word on other states?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (7UIvI)
ITS STILL EARLY
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (9VsP4)
Nate Silver is a Bristol Brabazon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (u82oZ)
The guy who flaps cardboard wings and leaps off the cliff...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (qyH+l)
++++++++++
HA! I asked this exact question on the Morning Report!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (uxUoN)
Send it to me, and if it is great I'll put it in the sidebar.
cbd dot aoshq at geemail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:18 PM
As long as you don't name him/her Juan or Joy, you should be fine.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (DMUuz)
Let's Fucking Go!!!
Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (xx0TK)
Posted by: Anotheranon at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (LkDjg)
Grab 'em by the A-mish...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)
BAH dum - TISH!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: BidensHarryarse at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (ZA5QI)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (iTXRQ)
FL all voting: Rs +56,009
Broward, election day only: Ds up 2300
Palm Beach, election day only: Rs +12,000 (!)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (Zmnko)
Congressional districts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ajLi/)
So, that's a "no" from Biden, then.
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (b3x5S)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:32 PM (v0R5T)
And their torches are cool too the touch! Like magic!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (HhQeH)
Grab 'em by the A-mish...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)
You called?
Oh, a-MISH. My bad.
~ Justin Amash
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (XeEyo)
-------------
Is this a Lord of the Rings reference?
*ahem*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (i0wNm)
That's what I thought of. A council is assembled, lots of slow, ponderous talking... and after 3 hours when the greetings are out of the way, they will discuss the circumstances under which they will proceed to war.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (hku12)
May Mike Espy that Clintonista and K Street bandit get kicked to the curb.
May the Democrats be forced for four more years to call Trump Mr. President.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (YFlcc)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:20 PM (a0IVu)
Good news! My parents are now renting me out.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (QE8X6)
*******
Details please...
Posted by: Hunter Bidens Meth Teeth at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
He's already declared that he won't. He made that clear yesterday, I
think. But I don't care. His concession or refusal makes no difference
if he loses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM (hYcqw)
If (when) it looks like Joe isn't going to win, I expect his campaign to call a lid until next week.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Gilded at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (6hJYs)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (I+uRD)
I'm guessing California.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (sI15f)
WE AREN'T GOING TO WORK TODAY!!!
- kids who already don't work
Posted by: Moron Robbie's
Stepdaughter has taken to identifying herself as "anti-capitalist", which is fine by me, as now I need not pass along to her any of the filthy capitalist lucre that I earned and saved.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)
.....
....and win buggly!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (WX9LO)
I really don't know much about them apart from watching Witness and general information that I've absorbed from seeing occasional references to them.
I thought they might go Trump because they're presumably conservative, but there are a lot of churches that are cess-pits of dogmatic leftism, so I didn't want to assume.
'preciate it!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (i0wNm)
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
The thought of all those useless, unemployed layabouts going on strike is vaguely terrifying.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (XwTyM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (NWM+b)
Since New Mexico is sitting on one of the largest untapped oil/gas fields in the world, one would hope they will vote in their best interests.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (cJEnq)
Re david hogg threatening to go on strike - can you think of a person whose efforts you would miss less?
Posted by: Anotheranon at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (LkDjg)
Here's hoping he decides to stand in the middle of I-95 or I-93 in MA.Mass. drivers aren't known for their politeness. And there is more than 1 or 2 NH residents who are willing to have their fender dented.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (N39Ws)
441
I get that Dems might hold back conceding states to keep turnout
going on the west coast, but it's silly. Even with rock-bottom turnout
they win the coast. Just a moral victory, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:34 PM (XJipD
They want to be able to scream about the "popular vote" for four more years.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (qyH+l)
If CA and the left coast can be depressed enough, it could happen. Trump is not winning them, but knock off 4M votes across the whole seaboard???????
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (9VsP4)
#CountOnUs"
Wear your masks. We're all in this together.
Posted by: Zod at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (3aLWR)
Completed voting in northern DE - ninety minutes elapsed time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
Holy FUCK that dude is lucky his brain still functions enough to remember involuntary muscle function.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
LOL
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (L5oOX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (YFlcc)
Here! Here! Espy's son was my personal trainer a couple of years back, and I really liked him as a person. His dad is a crook though.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:35 PM (ajLi/)
Never heard of it.
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (1ISKN)
We're gonna get more jack and more shit.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (iediH)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.....
>>It seems as though they are churned up.
It's plain to see.
I'm not feeling the electricity.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Not enough synergy in that paradigm.
Posted by: El Superbeasto (Not a Good German) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (jpDBZ)
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (cF8AT)
Oh crap. Long haired? Because I don't think this one is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020
*
*
My longhaired cats generally drop clumps of hair that are easy to vacuum up or sweep up with a brush. It's the shorthairs I've known who tend to shed the individual hairs in large numbers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (64C2+)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (sg6iY)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (o2MD2)
+++++++++++
Some from my childhood:
- Thrice
- Chairman Meow
- Astrophe
- Purr-sephone
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (hYcqw)
Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)
Yeah they were all super gorgeous. To bad I'm 30 years older than all of them.
Where can I post it?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2020 12:36 PM
You can upload to ___ur but you'll have to create an account. You can then put the link here, or anywhere else.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (3GzTP)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (I+uRD)
I dunno, but it's no where near Mishigan.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (HhQeH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (D79US)
511
Re david hogg threatening to go on strike - can you think of a person whose efforts you would miss less?
Posted by: Anotheranon at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (LkDjg)
Here's
hoping he decides to stand in the middle of I-95 or I-93 in MA.Mass.
drivers aren't known for their politeness. And there is more than 1 or 2
NH residents who are willing to have their fender dented.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (N39Ws)
Remember David Hogg is telecommuting to Harvard from his bedroom at mommies house via zoom. How would we know if he went on strike?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (ptqGC)
launch a mass general strike on a scale never seen before in American
history. We will shut down the country if that's what it takes to stop a
fascist coup.
#CountOnUs"
-- @DavidHogg111
What will the country do if its surly barristas stay home?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (u9jaS)
9s
Almost to the point in Maricopa where the Is and Ds together can't overcome Rs.
Now let's add in the red rurals that are overwhelmingly Trump.
The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru @Garrett_Archer
Maricopa election day 10:30 update:
Total: 64,236
R: 31,395
D: 11,759
O: 21,082
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (hz6ka)
Election is called at 9:30 ET
At 9:45 Trump comes to the podium and says Dr. Fauci......YOU'RE FIRED. And exists stage left.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (22mNy)
The makers of Fortnight and microwave pizza are shuddering in fear at the thought of a general strike by young people.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (YFlcc)
>>The Amish are going to war
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.....
>>It seems as though they are churned up.
It's plain to see.
I'm not feeling the electricity.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (3P/5p)
But it appears they are willing to take Biden to the shed.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (N39Ws)
Hearing 89,000 Amish in PA and all eligible will be voting.
Apparently it sounds like Amish women typically don't vote. All Amish women are voting today. ..."
If there is any issue that would get Amish out to vote it would be religious freedom, and that is surely one of the issues we are voting on today.
I don't think the Wisconsin Amish vote, unfortunately ... but all the ones I talk to are quite aware of what is at stake.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (6psdy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (k9Zh+)
Kind of. We typically create a "null hypothesis" and try to disprove it.
Most of the time though, the boss says "tell me how many widgets we can create given factors A, B, and X."
And then we guess.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (zzdt2)
Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)
Carlisle, Kitty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
but but but popular vote.. NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!!
Posted by: Hevel Varik at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (fLpTX)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM
whoops.
I M G U R, i meant
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (3GzTP)
Posted by: Ha at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (d/sTT)
take her capital
see how she reacts
tell her you're anti-capitalist too
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (I+uRD)
I thought it was Biscuit or Butter. Something like that.
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
J.J., those bonnets have to come off sometime.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (Rvt88)
My wish for tonight
Election is called at 9:30 ET
At 9:45 Trump comes to the podium and says Dr. Fauci......YOU'RE FIRED. And exists stage left.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (22mNy)
I will go with Village Idiot's Apprentice line:"Trump appears with a baseball bat on the WH balcony. 'Time to settle the family business!'".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (N39Ws)
Holy FUCK that dude is lucky his brain still functions enough to remember involuntary muscle function.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
If Trump wins, does Hunter show up with Pedo Joe when he concedes - or if he concedes?
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BignJames at November 03, 2020 12:08 PM (AwYPR)
The torts alleged will just change as various filing deadlines expire. But "It's always something".
At least Charlie Crist is no longer "of counsel" at Morgan and Morgan. "For the People". Barf.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (9V81o)
But you guess with Math(s)!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (XeEyo)
What a sick world.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:30 PM (hku12)
I think there's truth in that. Also, it relates to someone asking earlier, how could Nate Silver make $6 million a year doing what he's doing? It's not hard - there is so much money sloshing around the Media markets, especially in political agit-prop, that it's easy for a clever player who gets hooked into the right people to get a part of it. Bloomberg famously threw a Billion dollars away this year, if not more - where did that all go? To media companies and grifters like Nate Silver and the Consultant Class, all of who took a big cut of it. That's the grease that keeps the entire machine running.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)
I think this stuff is hiding in plain sight, right in our faces. The corruption is not just the evil in men's hearts, it's a system that sucks up and distributes information and influence, as if those are actual commodities of value.
And the money that flows from it... we call it capitalism, but it's something else. I'm not sure how to phrase it, but there's something incredibly perverse about a system that distributes its wealth based on these things, and meanwhile, the actual physical structures of things are decaying and disintegrating and being willfully destroyed.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S
Julian posting.
Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (xx0TK)
Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)
He's already got a name: Butter, to go with his brother, Biscuit.
Yeah, my husband is
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
LOL
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (L5oOX)
*******
Losers
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (hz6ka)
I M G U R, i meant
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (3GzTP)
Just capitalize IMG and you're good.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
when the news team sits there tonight looking at each other with nothing to say when the decision desk says that NY and NJ are TOO CLOSE TO CALL and its 11:00pm at night.
Hahahahahahaha
Posted by: simplemind at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (kwhN/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (YFlcc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)
Most of those dingbats don't even know what capitalism is. They're convinced themselves that the old USSR was a thing called "State Capitalism", which is as intellectually valid as saying Anarcho-Monarchist.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (ajLi/)
It's 99k R over D votes in FL now.
*Snoopy dance*
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (4pK1/)
ITS STILL EARLY
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (9VsP4)
No, you use data-driven analysis augmented with Big Data and AI to
identify the undiscovered needle movers in your organization so that you
can leverage them to achieve business and digital transformation while
delighting your customers through targeted and meaningful customer
success operations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Not enough synergy in that paradigm.
Posted by: El Superbeasto (Not a Good German) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (jpDBZ)
He'll need to invert a pyramid.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (i0wNm)
duh dummies, if you oversample democrats, you're oversampling their female voter edge and thus you're getting more suburban liberal women. You've created a statistical anomaly that merely identifies the DNC's base.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (ZLI7S)
=========
Big Button.
It has the alliterative advantage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)
=========
Either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (7Y5nA)
that are easy to vacuum up or sweep up with a brush. It's the
shorthairs I've known who tend to shed the individual hairs in large
numbers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (wQDH5)
Agree. Longhair turns into tumbleweeds, easily found and sucked up. Shorthairs are like pine needles scattered everywhere. And have a way of working their way into fabric, nooks and crannies. Our Siamese lived on for year on my record collection and woolen goods.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (dNzKv)
How long has she been your step daughter?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (I+uRD)
If Trump wins, does Hunter show up with Pedo Joe when he concedes - or if he concedes?
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (4pK1/)
No. I'm thinking they have him locked in a mansion basement somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)
Most of those dingbats don't even know what capitalism is. They're convinced themselves that the old USSR was a thing called "State Capitalism", which is as intellectually valid as saying Anarcho-Monarchist.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (ajLi/)
Anarcho-monarchism... You think it'd sell any t-shirts?
Posted by: Someguy at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Zm+LZ)
Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)
Carlisle, Kitty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
-------
Kitty Num-Num
Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (MVjcR)
Don't wanna get in a srcapple with them.
Is scrapple any good? It doesn't look good.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (i0wNm)
brains are delish.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (7Y5nA)
Holy FUCK that dude is lucky his brain still functions enough to remember involuntary muscle function.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
I hadn't paid much attention to Hunter, didn't know his teeth were rotted out. I know the detectives on the force around here talk about meth-mouth, the easiest way to spot a hard core user.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (s2VJv)
Collins.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (dNzKv)
Rumor has it behind a paywall.
Much like a tree in the forest with no one around.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (22mNy
********
Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)
I don't know, but word needs to get out that REV. Warnock is a fan of Louis Farrakhan, and has a problem with Teh Joos and Israel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (dNzKv)
Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)
Carlisle, Kitty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
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Kitty Num-Num
Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (MVjcR)
Kitty McKittyface?
... I'll see myself out.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (XeEyo)
1970s Afghanistan before the Soviets attacked.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (CqBb3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)
Wolverines!
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (YFlcc)
Gonna go listen to Rush, then take a three hour break (Hannity gap), and then listen to Levin.
Keep your wits about you, Horde!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (I+uRD)
And the money that flows from it... we call it capitalism, but it's something else. I'm not sure how to phrase it, but there's something incredibly perverse about a system that distributes its wealth based on these things, and meanwhile, the actual physical structures of things are decaying and disintegrating and being willfully destroyed.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (hku12)
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It's the massive amounts of free money from the Fed.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020
*
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My longhaired cats generally drop clumps of hair that are easy to vacuum up or sweep up with a brush. It's the shorthairs I've known who tend to shed the individual hairs in large numbers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020
*
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I didn't realize my late Arizona red tabby was a longhair as a kitten at the SPCA. He had big paws and ears, and I knew he'd be a large cat, but he was just fuzzy. I thought that was kitten coat and would phase out.
Nope. He grew into a massive cat with a flowing coat like a rough-coated collie. The shedding was, as I said, just easy-to-scoop clumps. And he changed my view of longhaired cats forever.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (wQDH5)
The MVD was closed for vehicle *stuff* and it was filled with probably 15 sign-in computers and 45 voting positions.
No line for in person; but, a line of cars dropping off ballots (Weird).
The ident machine didn't like mine so I called a worker over she looked at the data on the screen, looked at my DL and cleared me. My ballot was printed and I filled in all the *right* spots.
SWMBO didn't have any ident problems and finished sign in at the same time.
Go Vote!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (iTXRQ)
"At your own risk."
- - Sefton's two felines
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (dNzKv)
I was just thinking about the same thing.
May put that on for a good laugh
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at
True fact. If the surveyors weren't so incompetent or bribed. The Montana/Idaho border would be the whole length of the Continental divide. So, the 1/3 of Montana would be part of Idaho.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (6yYEv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Not enough synergy in that paradigm.
Posted by: El Superbeasto (Not a Good German) at November 03, 2020 12:41 PM (jpDBZ)
No six-sigma paradigm implementation plan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (YFlcc)
You mean having their parents buy them a new PS5 or Xbox.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (XeEyo)
608 571 554 538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard
Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)
Carlisle, Kitty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
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Kitty Num-Num
Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (MVjcR)
Kitty McKittyface?
... I'll see myself out.
Hairball.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (SchxB)
What are people streaming today stay informed/obsessed over every breaking detail?
I need something to keep my blood pressure up
Posted by: .87c at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (rxhKF)
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After someone having mentioned it on a recent ONT, I'm re-watching "Batman: The Animated Series." I had forgotten how great this show really was. Mark Hamill's Joker is the definitive version - sorry, Heath Ledger fans.
As far as election "news," I'm here and at dot win, and that's it. The MFM sites are all bullshit, Insty is Eeyore Central, and I don't do social media anymore (thank God).
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (+3rQF)
Oh noes! Not the low skill, easily replaced, mostly already sitting out of the workforce due to Covid shutdown people! How will we ever cope?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (9VsP4)
i laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (7Y5nA)
Yeah, my husband is
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)
Get two more and you can call them "Ham" and "Eggs".
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: bonhomme
You either love it or hate it. I love it. Having said that though, it is an acquired taste.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2020 12:38 PM (xT2tT)
Must be my phone having a prob. It wont send.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (uxUoN)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (hz6ka)
++++++++++++
He can be marginalized, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (hYcqw)
In 1960 the GOP ticket was from California and Mass.
In 1972 the Democrat was from South Dakota.
1992 Clinton won Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, Georgia and Kentucky
It's never static, always evolving.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (22mNy)
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Jane, I hope Loeffler can deliver a handy beat down to Ossified.
I did my part and voted for Lady Lindsey for the first time since 2008.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (Lt1JN)
that are...
...encased in a pool of vomit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020
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True. The shorthairs upchucked just as often, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (wQDH5)
This is NOT going to be as easy and as yuge as people think. Trump is still on the pathway to a loss.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (JRaU+)
Kind of. We typically create a "null hypothesis" and try to disprove it.
Most of the time though, the boss says "tell me how many widgets we can create given factors A, B, and X."
And then we guess.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM
heh
and I thought I was the only one who's job description was in Latin
Presto Extracto Numero Recto
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (YFlcc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)
********
Lookin' for a job. I feel like I have a skillset that would be very useful for your department. I'd settle for $50k/month
Posted by: Hunter Bidens Meth Teeth at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (flINI)
Yup.
The Left is fucked.
The loss is going to be so large that there's no way that the party won't have its worst divisions brought to the surface within a week. The infighting is going to get very hot very fast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future!
Wait for it...wait for it...
Posted by: W. Wolfe at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (HhQeH)
Joking. Voting report from near CdA Idaho. I am new to the area, but the woman in line next to me said she had never seen such a line for voting. I asked her why she thought it was so busy. She said because everyone wants to support Trump.
Posted by: MikeM at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (3F0Ql)
Walking around campus you see a number of Biden GOTV tables.
Nothing too insane but there is no Trump insignia or GOTV effort that I have seen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (lz6O3)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (a0IVu)
Holy FUCK that dude is lucky his brain still functions enough to remember involuntary muscle function.
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I'm fine. I just occasionally forget where I leave things.
Posted by: Hunter B. at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (kOpft)
@LarrySchweikart
To say that Biteme is underperforming would be an underperforming statement.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 12:40 PM (3aLWR)
Erectile Dysfunction numbers? I don't understand this politics stuff at all.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (2P5m4)
Locations in Michigan where voting machines are "down" with workers
asking you to just leave your ballot with them to be scanned later:
Grosse Pointe Woods, MI - precinct 1 2
Metro Detroit youth club - Precinct 4
*From my cold dead hands, asswipes....*
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:24 PM (cF8AT)
I'm hearing the scanners down story in a number of places. In the Chicago area they are putting them in boxes to "hand count later". The cheat is on
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (x52tC)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (Zmnko)
Heh got my wish and there's still time for a 6th!
Posted by: Piratepatch at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (2Xrky)
If news organizations declare Joe Biden the mathematical president-elect, he plans to address the nation as its new leader, even if President Trump continues to fight in court, advisers tell Axios.
Why it matters: Biden advisers learned the lesson of 2000, when Al Gore hung back while George W. Bush declared victory in that contested election, putting the Democrat on the defensive while Bush acted like the winner.
So if Biden is declared the winner, he'll begin forming his government and looking presidential -- and won't yield to doubts Trump might try to sow.
Wow.
After months of the MSM and Tech leaders "preparing us to not know who won on election day" they are now saying the THE PRESS can decide who won the election, and that gives Biden the right to start his presidential term???
That's a coup.
That's *another* coup attempt.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (hz6ka)
Check the latest executive order and get back to me.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 03, 2020 12:28 PM (WLs+u)
.....
>>It seems as though they are churned up.
It's plain to see.
I'm not feeling the electricity.
But it appears they are willing to take Biden to the shed.
........
Don't bet the farm on them.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (5Yk8D)
I just hope we hold the line this year and that Fontes is unable to cheat like in 2018.
Posted by: soulpile at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (VTLGo)
Needles states? Who comes up with this stuff?
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 12:07 PM (88xKn)
some needle dick
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (PiSoi)
Posted by: garrett
I guess he's not tougher than the rest.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)
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Either.
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Collins it is, then. I thought he should have been appointed over Loeffler in the first place.
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (EHSFD)
Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
In remembrance of Connery, it can only be named ... Pussy Galore.
Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (0zGlJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 03, 2020 12:33 PM
I think there are lots in Indiana as well.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (aBmnR)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (M+Lyo)
Yeah, sure you do. If you're losing those two states, then you're losing those other states you're relying on as well.
If you were really up 10, you'd not have these problems. Instead, if you relied on polls that oversampled democrats by 10 points, then you'd be in the place you're in now.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: DB- just DB
Move his desk to the basement...quit paying him
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (vd8XM)
***
Mark Kelly is another one that's up China's ass like a suppository.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (o3eXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)
*SNORT*
them and who's army?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (VcFUs)
This is NOT going to be as easy and as yuge as people think. Trump is still on the pathway to a loss.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (2JVJo)
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Good god man, just end your misery already.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)
It's fun to fantasize about the provisions of a will: "I know you are anti-capitalist, so I would never insult you by leaving you the dirty results of Capitalist Effort. My pet cat Fluffy, however, is a Capitalist, and I hereby leave $250,000 for the care and feeding of Fluffy, as long as she may live, with the remainder to go to the Neiman Barkus Kennel and Cattery at the close of her life."
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (PiSoi)
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|BULLSHIT I am in Westmoreland County & I voted fine No Problem
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (ptqGC)
I hadn't paid much attention to Hunter, didn't know his teeth were rotted out. I know the detectives on the force around here talk about meth-mouth, the easiest way to spot a hard core user.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Here you go:
https://tinyurl.com/HunterMethMouth
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (cMXNt)
Easy money, acquired with no required tangible benefit to civilization, dilutes merit based wealth!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (2C38g)
Yeah, look for Batman..TAS 2020.
They continued the series. Looks exactly the same and has been very enjoyable.
Cartoon Network here in Canada.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (v2c9/)
Firstly, this seems just wrong. With no crossover votes, it starts at 51-24, and the remaining 25 I's need to go 5-20 to reach 56, which is an 20-80% split (not 5-95%). Still a mountain to climb (given that 55-45 would be quite unexpected already), but not what the lede says. Secondly, one has to worry about crossovers, and in particular if they will be symmetrical due to COVID fear from elderly R's.
Posted by: Sorry to inject some math against your friend at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (BBWrU)
https://joeisdone.github.io/northcarolina/
From what I can tell, NC is in the win column.
Posted by: Deep State 910
You could tell something from that?
Posted by: Dirks 'Three Scoops" Strewn DA 1977 at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (kfcYC)
ITS STILL EARLY
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (9VsP4)
i laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:47 PM (7Y5nA)
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: Piratepatch at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (2Xrky)
ha ha ha
Germany.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (EHSFD)
I don't know, but word needs to get out that REV. Warnock is a fan of Louis Farrakhan, and has a problem with Teh Joos and Israel.
=======
Don't forget women. He apparently assaulted his ex-wife.
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (EHSFD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (HhQeH)
As in come here.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (I+uRD)
******
I am naming my next puppy Stainz for the same reason...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (flINI)
Is scrapple any good? It doesn't look good.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (i0wNm)
its delicious, just dont look at the
ingredients
Posted by: firehorse at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (Juige)
54s
FL Rs+105,070, almost where Trump was at the END of election night 2016.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (bCLt0)
***
He is a shoe in to win. Sara Palin tried to murder his wife!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (buTO7)
That might be a hidden commodity as well.
Posted by: Hatari Somewh
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here's the thing, right? Biden ran an issue free campaign and the debates helped him hide that.
So, if you're a democrat and open minded on policy, you may want to vote for the guys who:
1. won't take away the gun you bought because of the biden riots
2. the guys who will stop the biden riots
3. the guys who will keep the biden rioters out of the suburbs.
I do wish trump spent more time talking about his trade and peace deals in the debates, since the debates were designed to talk about global warming and snooze everyone to death.
the peace in the middle east, kosovo, koreas crowd may eventually figure out trump did good there as well.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (zzdt2)
608 571 554 538 Jane if you need help with coming up with a horrible name for your kitten I have some expertise in that regard
Daughter named her Kitty Katniss...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (Zmnko)
Carlisle, Kitty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (s2VJv)
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Kitty Num-Num
Posted by: Weasel at November 03, 2020 12:45 PM (MVjcR)
Kitty McKittyface?
... I'll see myself out.
Hairball.
--
Ceefer - C fer cat.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (gtatv)
https://defendyourballot.formstack.com/forms/incident_report
Posted by: Mr Bo Jangles at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (IBt/r)
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Good god man, just end your misery already.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (cMXNt)
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Buy his book. It's a good 'un.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (5Yk8D)
Hunter's latest baby mama could have done a mean pole dance for Joe.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (PiSoi)
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (a0IVu)
Dems win Texas.
Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.
AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (YFlcc)
Looking at protective custody because of her husband going into a 2001 intern killing (allegedly) rage.
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)
........
They better be wearing masks and practicing social distancing.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (gAMkn)
Here's something I've been thinking about. Don's kids have been out on
the campaign trail for him and absolutely smashing it. What faith he has
in their abilities. Its on the line and they are coming thru. Can
anyone imagine Joeys kids stepping up to the plate?
Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (5Yk8D)
This! Compare and contrast.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
In remembrance of Connery, it can only be named ... Pussy Galore.
Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (0zGlJ)
But you have to say it in old Sean Connery voice.
Pusshay......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:37 PM (NWM+b)
...
I picked my flip state as NM. Seems like in the poll i was the only one.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (vd8XM)
And I'm keeping that red swingline....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (HhQeH)
Warnock is a fan of Louis Farrakhan, and has a problem with Teh Joos and
Israel.
=======
Don't forget women. He apparently assaulted his ex-wife.
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (EHSFD)
Oh, good. He hates Jews, Israel and women. Good to know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at
True fact. If the surveyors weren't so incompetent or bribed. The Montana/Idaho border would be the whole length of the Continental divide. So, the 1/3 of Montana would be part of Idaho.
Posted by: Beartooth
Cool thought that will get willowed or lost today (and not an original idea of my own at all), AZ/MN and ND/SD would work much better as states if their dividing lines were flipped - -i.e. ND/SD should have been a vertical divide and NM/AZ should have been a horizontal one, environmentally and politically they make more sense that way.
Posted by: common sense at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (UCCfH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:42 PM (o2MD2)
You ever try it? It's not easy, you know.
Posted by: Nate "The Plate" Silver at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (QE8X6)
At quarter past noon, I cast ballot number 166 for that precinct. No line. At lunchtime.
Posted by: Adorably Deplorable Delayna--Sinistra Delenda Est at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (KNFU5)
Call me apathetic....see if I care.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 03, 2020 12:09 PM (wGxSf)
yeah, i was going to have a positive attitude but thought 'what good would that do'?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (7Y5nA)
I really don't know much about them apart from watching Witness and general information that I've absorbed from seeing occasional references to them.
I thought they might go Trump because they're presumably conservative, but there are a lot of churches that are cess-pits of dogmatic leftism, so I didn't want to assume.
'preciate it!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (i0wNm)
They are good hard work people.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (c2wA+)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (5Yk8D)
Easy, so long as it is a plate full of coke!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 12:26 PM (cF8AT)
I remember. That was a dick move--and dishonest too given bigots are shut down with a quickness on here. I don't wish him ill but refuse to support anything he does.
Posted by: troyriser at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (OLtrr)
Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (v2c9/)
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Ok, I'm officially out of the loop on who's running against whom in GA. I thought Ossoff was running against Loeffler and Collins (as a 3rd party).
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Ted Wheeler! at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)
We know it was them by the fact they attacked the People's Democratic stronghold of Starbucks.
Posted by: Plywood futures are up at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (BBWrU)
The masks are nothing. He has a lot to answer for re: AIDS. He won't simply be fired.
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (2nFxy)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (PiSoi)
Hunter did however.
Posted by: GEOTUS at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Gonzotx at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (eQh3B)
LOL
Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (gAMkn)
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Poll vs. returned ballots and voting from today...
Hmm...
We'll go with polls.
Idiots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (nUhF0)
A friend's mid-20's daughter in Los Angeles switched to Trump a few weeks ago when Biden was making noise about a national lockdown (a long dark winter or whatever). That was the main reason for her to go with Trump, and the second was the attack on freelance workers (she is one). I have many more stories from friend's like this - Dems switching to Trump.
Posted by: thewallsareclosingin at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (RfyE1)
Dems win Texas.
Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.
AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)
My prediction for this year is that all serious talk of the Dems flipping Texas will stop for a decade or more.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (ajLi/)
Posted by: physics geek at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (huQJB)
Daily Kos? I haven't heard them mentioned since 2012...
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (CqBb3)
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Do not tease Happy Fun Ball.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (AFSld)
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Ok, I'm officially out of the loop on who's running against whom in GA. I thought Ossoff was running against Loeffler and Collins (as a 3rd party).
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (O+I8R)
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No, Ossoff is running against Purdue in the other Senate race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (PiSoi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)
*SNORT*
them and who's army?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (VcFUs)
The blue helmets who are *actually* rapey want to make themselves targets, just before Christmas?
Well OK then.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (SMIwu)
Is scrapple any good? It doesn't look good.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (i0wNm)
its delicious, just dont look at the
ingredients
Posted by: firehorse at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (Juige)
The 'Q', 'X', 'V' tiles are the tastiest.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (ptqGC)
*******
2 scoops?
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (hz6ka)
Posted by: Marge Atwood at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (zgEsK)
54s
FL Rs+105,070, almost where Trump was at the END of election night 2016.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi G
-------------> and it's only 1 PM!
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (zzdt2)
It's 99k R over D votes in FL now.
*Snoopy dance*
Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2020 12:39 PM (4pK1/)
ITS STILL EARLY
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (9VsP4)
WLNSSEODQY
- Winston Wolfe
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (6xA3t)
Posted by: klaftern at November 03, 2020 12:54 PM (RuIsu)
********************
So you're saying Trump's massive GOTV and ground game in the face of the pandemic might have yielded fruit?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (mcMO1)
Had fun blowing a younger coworker's mind with some movie trivia last night.
Asked her to name an actor who has starred in a Bond film, RHPS, and a Hammer horror movie.
You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc)
against whom in GA. I thought Ossoff was running against Loeffler and
Collins (as a 3rd party).
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (O+I8R)
Ossoff is running against David Perdue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
Stop. My penis can only get so erect!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (AFSld)
The truth is after the early and mail in voting numbers came in it would have taken a miracle for Joe to win.
But the polls!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)
He is a shoe in to win. Sara Palin tried to murder his wife!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
choke up a hair ball and barf twice.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Justsayin' at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (Fs5vw)
She'll be binging and purging junk food all night, then run 20 miles as punishment. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (bDqIh)
Dems win Texas.
Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.
AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)
My prediction for this year is that all serious talk of the Dems flipping Texas will stop for a decade or more.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (ajLi/)
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But Beto!
Beto was a series of very particular circumstances that favored a well-funded candidate against a less than loved incumbent.
Abbott won by 13 on the same ballot.
The state is actually getting redder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (R0z7P)
I can tell you in my red area here of PA... I've tried to vote twice and it's more crowded than Ive ever seen in including 2016 which was the first time I had to wait in line to vote.
The turnout in red PA is as big as the rallies were.
Posted by: RealityMan at November 03, 2020 12:06 PM (xOBRH)
Line around the corner in my area of PA when the polls opened. Never seen that before; there was a short line in 2018. This year there were about 50 people in line when I arrived, and about 40-50 when I left (the line scrunched up as social distancing gave way to hurry-up-and-get-me-the-f-out-of-this-40-degree-weather) so that is guesstimation.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (w+Ped)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (PiSoi)
I will go out on a limb and predict that Trump carries Alabama.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) predicts at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM
Begun, the Emacs/Vi Wars have.
Posted by: Bearded Suspender Folk at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (I+uRD)
Stop. My penis can only get so erect!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at Novem
------> it was a very short no-nut november
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (zzdt2)
They need Winston Wolf as an editor. It's not 1pm yet.
Posted by: t-bird at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (8eSmR)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (22mNy)
I sooo hope you are right
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
He'll fit right in.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (cMXNt)
Easy money, acquired with no required tangible benefit to civilization, dilutes merit based wealth!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (2C38g)
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Exactly. All this is especially noticeable in the media.
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (2BZBZ)
Dems win Texas.
Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.
AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)
If MN goes red, no need for AZ.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (w+Ped)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (JRaU+)
Dems win Texas.
Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.
AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)
My prediction for this year is that all serious talk of the Dems flipping Texas will stop for a decade or more.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (ajLi/)
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But Beto!
Beto was a series of very particular circumstances that favored a well-funded candidate against a less than loved incumbent.
Abbott won by 13 on the same ballot.
The state is actually getting redder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (NWM+b)
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I disagree. We'll see in 4 years.
Speaking of which, how soon before we get 2024 polls, lol?
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: common sense at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (UCCfH)
--
Christopher Lee
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (kA3Cp)
As do and and have been since dinosaurs roamed the planet. I guess my thought was that since almost every like-minded patriot I know I voted in person today. I was hoping I would see much of the same where I vote. Again my anecdotal observation must be taken with the tiniest grain of salt. I remain totally optimistic.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (EgshT)
>>> 678 591 The UN has promised to step in a d remove Trump if necessary.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)
Jeebus....did they actually say that....cause there are about 25 countries that could use that kind of help right now. (cough Nork cough).
The UN should be disbanded.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (9VsP4)
***
Pitchforks at the ready
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (nUhF0)
........
I'll donate tar and feathers.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (R0z7P)
+++++++++
I'm NPA and I'm so conservative that I rarely change my underpants. Why am I NPA? Two reasons:
1) The Republicans are a bunch of betrayers (hopefully not so much post-Trump)
2) I want campaign literature from both camps, if only to see the different approaches they use.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 03, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)
*SNORT*
them and who's army?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:49 PM (VcFUs)
...Presumably ours. Isn't that who fight all the UN's fights?
Posted by: Bete at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (bDqIh)
And yes, it does have a very Entish feel to it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (C0TfS)
At quarter past noon, I cast ballot number 166 for that precinct. No line. At lunchtime.
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I'm in Gwinnett too. Not sure if that low turnout is a good thing or a bad thing but I know it was a squeaker for Woodall in 2018.
Posted by: Stout at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (EHSFD)
Speaking of which, how soon before we get 2024 polls, lol?
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (22mNy)
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Silver has already built a model.
If Democrats chose the craziest, most leftist candidate, they win 99 out of 100 models against any Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (NWM+b)
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Kelly has seemingly unlimited cash. I Suspect some out of state money would come in for Doug though.
Warnock is a pro-abortion Baptist preacher. That won't sell well outside of Atlanta and Macon, maybe savannah.
Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (DbbiL)
I thought it meant with a flame thrower.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (7Y5nA)
on the other hand, unless everything I know about Texas from living here for quite a while is completely wrong, then I'm confident that Texas is coming in for Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)
23s
From Adam Briggs:
"In addition to the massacre in Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach are now BOTH above "net 0" relative to the share of total votes garnered by Cankles and its not even 1PM est. Correct: Florida will get ugly and FAST."
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (hz6ka)
With a giant GIF squirrel chasing her?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (YFlcc)
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I hope enough people became aware of his campaign person basically saying he's a commie, but has to hide it from the country bumpkins.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (bCLt0)
Try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAnky-QJwII
If it doesn't make you feel better then you're dead.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (iTXRQ)
1. tear down buildings, rebuild them slighly more efficient? the dumbest fucking promise ever.
2. anti-fa is just an idea.
3. badamamcathcare?
4 hysterical overreaction to The Vid?
There may be an actual R30/D28/I42 split in the country, but there's nothing actually bringing them there independents out to vote unless it's maga time.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (zzdt2)
I know. It was a joke.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (22mNy)
That POS is a civil servant at the Special Executive Service level. He works at the pleasure of the President. He can be fired.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Plywood futures are up
Portland leftists hate Starbux. Corporate scum....Not local.....pretty much the end of their reasons.
Posted by: Downcast at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (zgEsK)
If you look at reports in the Monkey Thread, machines in PA and in
Trump-favorable counties in NC are being reported as "broken" or
"inoperative" and ballots being thrown aside to be counted "later."
********
|BULLSHIT I am in Westmoreland County I voted fine No Problem
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM (hz6ka)
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All's well in Armstrong. I'm way the hell north in the county, have talked to friends in Kittanning and Freeport who voted, long lines but no issues anywhere yet.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (+3rQF)
Dems win Texas.
Reps win the entire midwest, including MN.
AZ becomes the new PA/FL and determines the winner.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)
If MN goes red, no need for AZ.
Posted by: Persona Non Grata at November 03, 2020 12:56 PM (w+Ped)
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If TX goes blue, even with a red MN, you'd need an extra state to go over 270. AZ, NV, CO, NH.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Gilded at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (6hJYs)
The UN should be disbanded.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (9VsP4)
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Blue Helmets showing up on American soil should be considered enemy combatants and receive the appropriate greeting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (VpIIl)
I've never voted for a single Democrat in my life.
But I'm registered D, because this is CO, and I want my vote to be counted. Also we have an open caucus state with an extremely supine GOPe, and caucusing is not a draw for registration.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: Locarno at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (ctiUT)
Current estimate is Trump wins by 587,940 votes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 12:52 PM
........
How refreshing to see people with their pants worn correctly and no boxer shorts hanging out the back.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (YkawN)
But Beto!
Beto was a series of very particular circumstances that favored a well-funded candidate against a less than loved incumbent.
Abbott won by 13 on the same ballot.
The state is actually getting redder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (NWM+b)
Beto was media created.
Cruz pissed off R's with his antics toward Trump.
Dems haven't run anyone worth a shit for Governor in quite some time.
Abbott trounced the Latino Lickalotapus no one had ever really heard of.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (PiSoi)
If Democrats chose the craziest, most leftist candidate, they win 99 out of 100 models against any Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (NWM+b)
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Soooooooo......you're saying there's a chance?
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (22mNy)
Current estimate is Trump wins by 587,940 votes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (5p7BC)
*praying hard*
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (a0IVu)
I thought it meant with a flame thrower.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (7Y5nA)
I would love to see Trump say in a speech, "No, no, Fauci isn't being fired, he's just being moved to a new office in the Basement. Where he's going to have a desk, a Red Stapler, and no direct phone line. And he's going to be directed to stay there for 40 hours a week."
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (YFlcc)
Had fun blowing a younger coworker's mind with some movie trivia last night.
Asked her to name an actor who has starred in a Bond film, RHPS, and a Hammer horror movie.
You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc)
...
I'm betting it's Richard Keil; my wife went to church with him when she was a kid. He was apparently a lovely person.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (yL25O)
>>Town hall has an article up now saying it is over. The Biden
team mentioned on a call that Trump was one State away from winning.
ITS STILL EARLY! COME ON!
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Good. When do we evict them? They can probably get a good rate in Brussels.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (hf4eb)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (C0TfS)
Tank Adams can sing?
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (VpIIl)
Which Trump? Don Jr? Eric? Ivanka?
Posted by: IC at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Cruz pissed off R's with his antics toward Trump.
Dems haven't run anyone worth a shit for Governor in quite some time.
Abbott trounced the Latino Lickalotapus no one had ever really heard of.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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Also, Cruz has never been a favorite of the Bush-friendly establishment in Texas. He stepped on a lot of toes.
He should have an easier race for re-election in 2024, assuming he's not the presidential candidate (which I doubt).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (3aLWR)
Sounds like horse-and-buggy thinking to me.
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: SarahW at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (g1vnC)
Pale Rider move to Reno. Huge red wave of out of state folks in my neighborhood.
Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (YkawN)
My lifelong BFF lives in Reno. I have no idea who she's voting for, since her domineering husband is a retired FBI agent and a progressive loon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (ptqGC)
I think I come here as much for the company as for the content. I learn somethin new every time I lurk around these parts.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in a Ca at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (DXOVv)
Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (WEBkv)
Yup.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (HhQeH)
Posted by: dantesed
Kind of a grunting sound with occasional squeals. But she can carry a tune
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (YFlcc)
797 "Hate to pre harsh your mellow, But Fauci can't be fired"
I thought it meant with a flame thrower.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (7Y5nA)
I would love to see Trump say in a speech, "No, no, Fauci isn't
being fired, he's just being moved to a new office in the Basement.
Where he's going to have a desk, a Red Stapler, and no direct phone
line. And he's going to be directed to stay there for 40 hours a
week."
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (Kpl3J)
How in the world can there be a job where someone can't be fired in some way. The question is who can fire him and for what reasons.....Is he a King or something?
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at
True fact. If the surveyors weren't so incompetent or bribed. The Montana/Idaho border would be the whole length of the Continental divide. So, the 1/3 of Montana would be part of Idaho.
Posted by: Beartooth
Cool thought that will get willowed or lost today (and not an original idea of my own at all), AZ/MN and ND/SD would work much better as states if their dividing lines were flipped - -i.e. ND/SD should have been a vertical divide and NM/AZ should have been a horizontal one, environmentally and politically they make more sense that way.
Posted by: common sense
I'm not certain how the Dakota lines were established. I do they joined the Union as a Republican/Democrat pair in order not to mess with electoral counts. Same with Montana and Idaho.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (6yYEv)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (IVj0Y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (xabip)
If Trump instates a hereditary dictatorship, as the Left fears, I want Barron. He's the youngest, and he grew up among the boyars. Highly likely to go all Ivan Grozny and start frying Democrats alive in giant cast iron pans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (XJipD)
I would love to see Trump say in a speech, "No,
no, Fauci isn't being fired, he's just being moved to a new office in
the Basement. Where he's going to have a desk, a Red Stapler, and no
direct phone line. And he's going to be directed to stay there for 40
hours a week."
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (Kpl3J)
can we have him shackled to the desk please?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (CqBb3)
Basically cousins...and we all know how close cousins are in the South.
Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM
If true, it's only because of the bitter-clinging deplorable chumps in the rest of the state.
Posted by: Travis & Harris Counties at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (700n7)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 12:5
----> ah yes, just what a biden + 10 eleection day looks like
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ZGrMX)
Kind of a grunting sound with occasional squeals. But she can carry a tune
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)
Only if you put the tune in a McDonalds bag
Posted by: CN at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ONvIw)
Took my folks 1.5 hours To vote in Beaver county.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (xabip)
did the otters cut in line again?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (7Y5nA)
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Hopefully her lawyers were smart enough to get her a big lump-sum payment up front, because after Crooked Joe loses tonight, Hunter and the rest of the Biden Crime Family are going to see a big drop-off in their income.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (gAMkn)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Trump 2020, Fuck your feelings at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (hf4eb)
Only the UN would be stupid enough to start hostilities with the country that already has their headquarters surrounded.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (HhQeH)
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (9VsP4)
I mean... Article II?
If you're under the executive branch, then, sorry, you serve at the pleasure of the president.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at Nov
---> no sucky sucky until you vote
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (pTJsd)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (I+uRD)
All family business will be settled.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (mcMO1)
You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc)
I'm betting it's Richard Keil; my wife went to church with him when she was a kid. He was apparently a lovely person.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (yL25O)
Nope, HA! I know who Anna means! RHPS is the key.
And it's not Meatloaf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)
If Trump instates a hereditary dictatorship, as the Left fears, I want Barron. He's the youngest, and he grew up among the boyars. Highly likely to go all Ivan Grozny and start frying Democrats alive in giant cast iron pans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (XJipD)
And nobody would deserve it more, commie pigs
Posted by: CN at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
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The Amish stopped over at my friends Worksop one day, who he does some work for that requires machines, welding and stuff. One Amaish asked him "what in tarnation is that", it was a lathe. After they talked and left, I told my buddy, they seem nice. To which he laughed, and said, don't let that fool you, they are crafty mofo's. Keep your guard up around them because they will gladly fk you over just like anybody else.
Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (9VsP4)
Well, he does have shit all over him.
Posted by: Monty Python at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (VcFUs)
I don't see how FL is a bloodbath and GA is a squeaker.
Basically cousins...and we all know how close cousins are in the South.
Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (gAMkn)
Huh. thus the squeaking. will there be squealing?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (YAr5m)
no way he's solid
Posted by: REDACTED at November 03, 2020 12:04 PM (R3uW
Not silver, not copper, not bronze, but pot metal. The old formulation of pot metal that developed inter-crystalline corrosion, and basically crumbled into dust.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (UDYXY)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (VcFUs)
... I'll see myself out.
Hairball.
--
Ceefer - C fer cat.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020
*
*
I like more dignified names: Arizona, Tatiana, Wolf. It's not that the cat would be embarrassed by a cutesy name, it's that *I* would be!
(Yes, I had one tuxedo cat named, with horrifying un-originality, "Oreo." But she came pre-named.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM
I can help with that.
Posted by: A cannon at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (YAr5m)
Thread winner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (XrCyE)
___
Yes and 8 years is a long time. An eternity in politics. Clinton won the south in 1992. How'd that work out in 2000 for Dems? Dems had a lock on PA forever. Until they didn't.
Politics is never static. That's the #1 mistake people make, assuming what happened in the last election will happen in the next one.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (YFlcc)
You start holding them to the letter of their job requirements plus. On call 24/7
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (vd8XM)
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In spite of the MFM, if Trump wins reelection, who cares if they show it. They will no longer matter, because we weren't watching, or believing, them to begin with.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:59 PM (o2MD2)
~~~~~
That's what I've always thought. But what's the deal with puppy mills? Is that true?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (sGotD)
All family business will be settled.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (mcMO1)
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I hope he goes full godfather.
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (MkuC5)
https://gab.com/NoStep_OnSnek/
posts/105147345219088077
Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (xx0TK)
LOL. LeVar Burton (who was Kunta Kinte in "Roots") smacked around Olbermann for the "Kunta Kinte" thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ZGrMX)
LeVar B is a mellow fellow too. He musta just blitzed OB over that. LeVar should mail OB a sepaku knife and tell him to do the honorable thing.
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (9VsP4)
If Democrats chose the craziest, most leftist candidate, they win 99 out of 100 models against any Republican.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Trump has a model too.
A better one.
*Hi Melania!*
Posted by: Miklos, waving vaguely in the direction of the White House at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (9VsP4)
This. Out of the hundreds of Libs I know and love, only two of them are regularly up before noon, and those are seldom coherent before 2.
I am pretty confident about FL, but half of the Dems ain't up yet.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor, feeling insecure about her areolas at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (IbtFp)
Like a clown?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)
I amuse you?!?!
Posted by: browndog at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (BgMrQ)
All family business will be settled.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Cautiously Optimistic Eeyore at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (mcMO1)
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I hope he goes full godfather.
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (MkuC5)
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Any baptisms scheduled in his family?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (NWM+b)
https://tinyurl.com/HunterMethMouth
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM
Good Lord! Why did I look??
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (PiSoi)
Posted by: Asshoes at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (22mNy)
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Yeah, but, the fear factor is also driving Trump voters. They know they need to turn out and not take anything for granted.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (Io0tr)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)
832 All the MSM has agreed to not televise any speech from Trump. Like if he declares victory, they won't show it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 01:01 P
Bwahahaha
We dont need them anymore.
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (MkuC5)
I am nursing a Crisp Pear at the moment. Getting our wings on.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (sI15f)
You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc)
I'm betting it's Richard Keil; my wife went to church with him when she was a kid. He was apparently a lovely person.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:00 PM (yL25O)
Nope, HA! I know who Anna means! RHPS is the key.
And it's not Meatloaf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020
*
*
Tim Curry?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: Diesel Jones - Temperance advocate at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (oVJmc)
It may be getting ahead of ourselves but it would be a good start if
Christopher Wray was the first one packing up his office tomorrow.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (4thlk)
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE......ITS STILL EARLY.
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (9VsP4)
Like a clown?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)
I amuse you?!?!
Posted by: browndog at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (BgMrQ)
=========
Yes. You are a clown to me.
Whatcha gonna do about it Pesci?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (NWM+b)
Got that out before snorting beer out my nose.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (YAr5m)
You know the answer. I know the answer. Let's see if The James Madison knows the answer without hitting up a search engine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 12:55 PM (YFlcc
Robert Shaw
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: mrshad at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (IJsa1)
https://tinyurl.com/HunterMethMouth
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:50 PM
Good Lord! Why did I look??
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (qe5CM)
So I didn't have to. Thank you for the warning; I'll pass.
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (4thlk)
Should have been gone a LONG time ago.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (r+sAi)
++++++++++++++++
"Not Party Affiliated" or "Non-Party-Aligned"
It's "registered independent."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (hYcqw)
You start holding them to the letter of their job requirements plus. On call 24/7
Posted by: Bruce
Tony? Um, I'm gonna need you to come in Saturdays...
Posted by: Chief of Staff Miklos at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (QzkSJ)
I met LeVar Burton many years ago. He was interested in directing a script of mine. Never happened but he was pleasant, personable and quite bright.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)
Please try again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM
Charles Gray?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (ejd/p)
My data says your anecdotal evidence is wrong!
Data? You have no real data -- just wishcasting disguised as statistics!
Anecdotes? You've cherry-picked them to support your conclusion!
Did not!
Did!
Double-reverse!
Glue sticks to you!
(Discussion devolves into wrasslin' match on the playground asphalt.)
Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (HEEq1)
I know what you're supposed to do with the pudding, but I can't remember how it started or the context.
Help a brother out.
Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (gAMkn)
Well that's not very equitable. Do you bring enough Florida poll-watcher guy for everyone?
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (pYQR/)
(Yes, I had one tuxedo cat named, with horrifying un-originality, "Oreo." But she came pre-named.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (wQDH5)
Black on the outside, white on....?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (7Y5nA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Persona Non Grata
HEY!
Don't throw us to Mexico!
And remember we're where bunches of blue hairs spend their winters. If you throw us out all those folks will have to invade other states and screwup their traffic. Wait, wait! On second thought...
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (gtatv)
Our polls opened up 25 minutes late because that's how Democrats run everything- incompetently. Lazy mofo's showed up late and sauntered around drinking coffee until some dude pounded on the window while he was on the phone with our county commissioner. It was a rowdy crowd at 6am.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (VpIIl)
____________
Democrats run their precincts with passive-aggressive incompetence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (mht8P)
832 All the MSM has agreed to not televise any speech from Trump. Like if he declares victory, they won't show it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2020 01:01 P
That's insane.
They are literally trying to live inside their own heads like that guy at the end of Brazil.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (9VsP4)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (6yYEv)
Posted by: mrshad at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (IJsa1)
Popping the bubbly in T-6...is there a Horde drinking game established yet?
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (sI15f)
And it's not Meatloaf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)
...
I've never seen it so had to guess...
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Big Star at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (pvJV4)
Logged in to work now but wanted to say it's a great day for America and God bless this nation, our President and the many fine folks here on this site.
Posted by: turambar at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 12:57 PM (o2MD2)
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Yeah, that would definitely raise my hackles.
A blue helmet would make an excellent target.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: SMH at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (yL25O)
It's the lack of pants.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (oVJmc)
It's always alarming when the 'ettes start laughing because of that.
Posted by: Someguy at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: DJ at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (9VsP4)
Clearly you have very little experience with Government Work.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)
I met LeVar Burton many years ago. He was interested in directing a script of mine. Never happened but he was pleasant, personable and quite bright.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)
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And then he got lost a sea with some community college student...
So sad...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (NWM+b)
i dont even know what that means
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Charles Gray
*ding*ding*ding*
Now Tom please tell RedMindBlueState what they just won
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (YFlcc)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: DJ at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (O3/K+)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (wQDH5)
Black on the outside, white on....?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020
*
*
Yes, other cats called her an Auntie Tom.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (D79US)
Who takes over in his absence? Because whoever that is is there until Trump gets a replacement confirmed...and that may figure in where the Senate goes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (sGotD)
What? Not everyone has voted yet. A bit early doncha think?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:05 PM (sGotD)
yes
Dog farming - the dogs are seen as livestock
Horses too - Amish farm horses have a hard life
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: TexasDan at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (yL25O)
Nope, and it isn't Susan Sarandon, either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Midwayusa has stripped new Remington 700 receivers for $100. For those of you wanting to shoot long range, these are decent receivers to build out the way you want. These are long action receivers (made for longer cartridges such as the .30-06 family.)
Posted by: whig at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Dave in Fla a
--->
what?
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (zzdt2)
Guise, we beat the MSM/Entertainment/Academia institutions. They had 4 years of planning. This brings a tear to my eye.
It's getting dusty in here.
Posted by: THEN WHO WAS FEET? at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (xx0TK)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (UDapT)
Trump wins - I want Wray, Haspel, Espy fired immediately
Posted by: Big Star at November 03, 2020 01:08 PM (pvJV4)
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I'm pulling for "fried alive in a giant pan," myself.
Seriously, he needs to announce the formation of an orange-robed Trumprichnina tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)
Only if you put the tune in a McDonalds bag
Posted by: CN at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ONvIw)
The image of a tune in a feed bucket comes to mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (pYQR/)
i dont even know what that means
Posted by: DB- just DB. at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (iTXRQ
It means Keith is a simpleton.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (HhQeH)
Posted by: fringe at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (rW4yT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (D79US)
WATCHOO TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS???
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)
You start holding them to the letter of their job requirements plus. On call 24/7
Posted by: Bruce
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Falsifying reports. Nobody correctly remembers what they did on a certain date and time a year ago. Make them write it down. In this case, it would be Faucifying reports.
Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (I58tH)
Dog farming - the dogs are seen as livestock
Horses too - Amish farm horses have a hard life
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (nUhF0)
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That's very disappointing, because the Bible explicitly says that man is supposed to take care of his animals.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:10 PM (wQDH5)
It's just a Step to the Left....
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Kpl3J)
You never seen people in voting lines standing six feet apart either.
Posted by: fly at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (PwmMm)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (L5oOX)
Also nood Biden
Posted by: banana Dream at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (l6b3d)
All 5 of their votes for Biden.. Evidently it was the first time since 1960 that it was unanimous... In 60' ' they picked Richard Nixon
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (Hf7hU)
Got that out before snorting beer out my nose.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM
Heh. I never figured out how his wife was a model. Her face looks like it was cast in a frying pan.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (YFlcc)
not sure how to interpret that .. when do polls close in FL ?
Posted by: Big Star at November 03, 2020 01:11 PM (pvJV4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (lgiXo)
Charles Gray
*ding*ding*ding*
Now Tom please tell RedMindBlueState what they just won
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM
*buffs knuckles on shirt*
I kind of liked him as Mycroft Holmes, too, but I couldn't get the RHPS image out of my mind.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM (vd8XM)
Only if you put the tune in a McDonalds bag
Posted by: CN at November 03, 2020 01:03 PM (ONvIw)
The image of a tune in a feed bucket comes to mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
'tis a contented sound.
Posted by: Bruce at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (wQDH5)
Lol. Ok, imma gonna shower. luego.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (7Y5nA)
i dont even know what that means
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Me either! It's so...dumb. IOW, so...Olbermann.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (O+I8R)
It's the limp-wristed throwing style.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (i0wNm)
Asked about "if you lose....blah, blah, blah"
Posted by: Tami at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (cF8AT)
The worst thing about the Amish is the puppy mills they run.
Posted by: Captain Hate
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When I read the AKC Secretary's Page and see "Emil Stutzfus of Lititz, PA has been suspended..." I know just what it means.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (mht8P)
Me too
Two rosaries and daily Mass already. At least one more rosary before bedtime.
Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (4thlk)
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I haven't had any alcohol yet (still early here in AZ), but I did eat some popcorn already.
Trump Tsunami!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (k4dH2)
All we are doing now is seeing how much he will run up the score.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (5p7BC)
FEMA's National Alert System FTW!
Can't stop the signal, MSM
Posted by: Lizzy at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM
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It's always alarming when the 'ettes start laughing because of that.
Posted by: Someguy at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM
Which is why 'rons in the know wear kilts. 'Ettes appreciate something left to the imagination.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: me at November 03, 2020 01:13 PM (RzUqr)
>The Amish are going to war
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Pitchforks at the ready
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 03, 2020 12:53 PM (nUhF0)
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Every Amish home has, at the very least, a rifle. Here in WPA, anyway. They're all armed.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 03, 2020 01:12 PM (4thlk)
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OK, Trump UP on the TV
Posted by: The Corporation at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: That Guy Who Yells Its Still Early at November 03, 2020 01:02 PM
Remember Elizabeth Warren and the CFPB? The position was untouchable and unaccountable by design.
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (XeEyo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 03, 2020 01:14 PM (wQDH5)
Christopher Lee is in a Bond film and goes without saying about Hammer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (YFlcc)
Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (YT8K5)
Posted by: JAS at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: me at November 03, 2020 01:15 PM (RzUqr)
Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (bCLt0)
I'm stickered as an official voter. First time in Oklahoma. I was so proud...until the lady handed me back my ID and I realized I'd given her my OK Medical Marijuana card instead of my drivers license. The funny thing was, it worked. The numbers were right. And she never said a thing. I was humiliated beyond words. I fed the machine and slunk out as quickly as I could.
Forty-one people were in line when I arrived. The line had grown to fifty when I left. There are 928 people in the town proper. It looks like every last one of them is going to cast a ballot.
Since we're not bound to our precincts I suspect some of the people in line were from the larger cities. I wonder what they look like.
Posted by: creeper at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: pahound at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (p0hi0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (YFlcc)
Apparently the place is full of pedophiles.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 03, 2020 01:09 PM (SchxB)
Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: NVlurker at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2020 01:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2020 01:17 PM (YFlcc)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor, feeling insecure about her areolas at November 03, 2020 01:18 PM (IbtFp)
Whatcha gonna do about it Pesci?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going back...to the Future! at November 03, 2020 01:07 PM (NWM+b)
Go bang Marissa Tomei
Posted by: Vincent Gambino at November 03, 2020 01:18 PM (BgMrQ)
just talked to a lib colleague. terrified of covid and certain that Trump will lose. tonight is going to be awesome again.
Posted by: x at November 03, 2020 01:18 PM (0tE/i)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 03, 2020 01:20 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna
In my less self censored youth, we called the foreign exchange student from Korea "moon-face". I'd apologize if I could, but I do think of her when I see Mrs. Legend.
Posted by: Downcast at November 03, 2020 01:25 PM (zgEsK)
I am upbeat and confident about this election. My earwigs today have been " Rally ' Round the Flag" and " Garryowen". ...
Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2020 12:51 PM (bCLt0)
Try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAnky-QJwII
If it doesn't make you feel better then you're dead.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 03, 2020 12:58 PM (AiZBA)
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This is the very song I intend to blast from a loudspeaker when the Blue hordes finally appear inside my ranging stakes. Has been for a long time.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2020 01:25 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 03, 2020 12:17 PM (t+qrx)
It'll be sheer hell getting a coffee at Starbucks. Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 01:25 PM (UDYXY)
Posted by: Miss Quito at November 03, 2020 01:06 PM (sI15f)
Rockstar Marshmallow
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 03, 2020 01:26 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Colin at November 03, 2020 01:26 PM (vN/Fw)
Heather Caygle
@heatherscope
Replying to @heatherscope
Pelosi says Trump has a "deadly contempt for science" and then described Amy Coney Barrett as an "illegitimate Supreme Court justice."
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That Pelosi! She's a charmer!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 03, 2020 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Redenzo at November 03, 2020 01:35 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at November 03, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Maybe the volumptuous Lena Dunham could be persuaded to take one for the team.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 01:37 PM (UDYXY)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 03, 2020 01:37 PM (5Yk8D)
Posted by: Zumkopf at November 03, 2020 01:39 PM (BolIN)
do the same thing to guys for prostate exams, then I'm sure they'd find a
less brutal way.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 03, 2020 01:28 PM (sGotD)
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You seem nice.
Posted by: fly at November 03, 2020 01:43 PM (PwmMm)
Now can you let us know why a balding man colors his hair?
Jackass.
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at November 03, 2020 01:47 PM (acl3b)
Posted by: lorien1973 at November 03, 2020 01:50 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: oneisnotprime at November 03, 2020 01:57 PM (JBxMM)
Also, these are not the droids you're looking for.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)
If he happens to lose, which I doubt is going to happen, we ain't goin' nowhere.
Posted by: brinster at November 03, 2020 02:06 PM (8zrY8)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginberg at November 03, 2020 12:46 PM (hz6ka)
Why not? And if not, can he be reassigned to study AIDS amongst penguins on the Ross Ice Shelf?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 02:18 PM (y7+Ip)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 03, 2020 12:48 PM (x52tC)
But one thing Trump will not do is calmly accept the result of that cheating.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2020 02:23 PM (y7+Ip)
Wow. Biden's campaign is now saying they can win without FL, PA and Ohio.
Also, these are not the droids you're looking for.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2020 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Where did you see this?
Posted by: Matt at November 03, 2020 03:27 PM (3J5Re)
Posted by: brinster at November 03, 2020 04:26 PM (8zrY8)
Also, separately, Orson Welles has a talk on the subject, great.
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