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Quarantine Cafe: Pet Puma Edition

According to this video, the puma was born in a zoo, then sold to a petting zoo. It was sick, so this couple bought it and nursed it back to health.



Kitty plays get the frisbee (until he gets bored).


Kitty gets a new scratching post:

They give the cat a trout. The cat is very interested in the trout, but doesn't know what to do with it.

Kitty likes shrimp:

Posted by: Ace at 08:24 PM




Comments

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1 Meep

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:24 PM (3aLWR)

2 Cats

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

3 Meep.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:24 PM (3aLWR)

4 osted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:24 PM (3aLWR)

Don't you start that shit...

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

5 Big cats!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (gtatv)

6 8

Posted by: jsg at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (aOX2S)

7 Hi Honey, I'm home!

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (YxfPJ)

8 Yeah thats a no on keeping those cats as pets, hoss.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (8YFRI)

9 I Lurve Messi! His purrr is impressive. Most. Impressive.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (VcFUs)

10 Russian collusion pumas.

2020. It has everything.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:25 PM (ZfRYq)

11 I love how in Russia you can have pretty much any pet you want.


And it being Russia people have weird pets.



Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (qlFIA)

12 Russians...

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

13 Russians are nuts. I mean, honestly, they're truly a bizarre people.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (LMLqO)

14 Cute cats!

But not as cute as me drinking "Maga Claw Hard Seltzer -- LIBERAL TEARS flavor"!

Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (HEEq1)

15 Have you seen the one where he's throwing a fit and squaling because his daddy is late?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (VcFUs)

16 PUMA sold out, though it took them longer then #MeToo at least.

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (Ojki1)

17 Remember the P.U.M.A.'s of 2008 election? Turned out to be a nothingburger.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (xPl2J)

18 Aw crap.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (cfSRQ)

19 Big pussy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (F0YaR)

20 Russians like their wild animals. Bears, pumas, wolves.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)

21 Kirstie Alley is pretty cool. Good for her

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)

22 I love cats but that's just a news story waiting to happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (3aLWR)

23 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (y4bqj)

24 I like BIG cats!

No mice, rodents, or marmots near my house!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (2C38g)

25 17
Remember the P.U.M.A.'s of 2008 election? Turned out to be a nothingburger.


Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (xPl2J)

---
Dem women know their place.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (cfSRQ)

26 20 Russians like their wild animals. Bears, pumas, wolves.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)


Tiny giraffes.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (ZfRYq)

27 Cute. Until it eats your face off.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (KnJdm)

28 First !

Posted by: MSM declaring Biden victory at 7 PM EST tomorrow at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (786Ro)

29 Russians know suffering, like getting eaten by a puma suffering.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (4NtsG)

30 Kirstie Alley is pretty cool. Good for her
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)


Good on her, that took nerve!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (2C38g)

31 Yea, that will end well.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

32 That's Messi! Great, if insane follow.

Posted by: JR at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (1qCLT)

33 What could go wrong?

Posted by: Sigfried and Roy at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

34 Yeah but can they save the world from Donald Pleasance?

Posted by: The Pumaman at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (tCjex)

35 Remember the P.U.M.A.'s of 2008 election? Turned out to be a nothingburger.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (xPl2J)

Lefties are whiners but they do as they're told.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (ExV1e)

36 Pet Puma sounds like a movie that Rifftrax would do.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (NiXyF)

37 Sorry, been out checking a few things.

Biden is now on the precipice. Pennsylvania is in a very bad place for him.

He is going into election day with a total vote lead in the entire state of 750K votes.

If he does not massively turn out his minority base tomorrow for in person voting tomorrow, he can't win.

Trump is going to get a 1.1M vote differential tomorrow with the voters who haven't yet voted.

The current minority and youth participation rate he is seeing will lose even more votes. A normal election in-person vote won't cut into that. He has to get a historic same day vote to even get close.

Now cue all the "fraudulent vote" sock puppets.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (5p7BC)

38

Puma Man!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (ekmlY)

39 It's not a Puma!

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (XTyi0)

40 Can you imagine the burgler breaking into that house?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (VcFUs)

41 That couch is curiously clear of claw marks.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (F0YaR)

42 Problem with puma is that he probably to eat tiny pet giraffe. No like.

Posted by: Russian Oligarch at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (H5knJ)

43 I wish I had Trump's energy. It's like watching a 7 year old.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (YxfPJ)

44 BLM blocking white people from voting.

https://twitter.com/thehangingchads/status/
1323380051652599809?s=20

Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (22mNy)

45
Kirstie Alley is pretty cool. Good for her
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)

___________

Fat or thin, she's a 1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (mht8P)

46 When one of our three sweet, fuzzy little kitties is lying on my chest, fangs and claws inches from my face, I think about what could happen if they just got careless (as has happened).

I don't think we ever really domesticated the feral out of cats. Wild animals are best left in the wild. (Thinks of face-ripping pet chimpanzee)

Puma? No, no, no thanks.

Posted by: mindful webworker
clik for 2016 Election Webworkshop video - or don't
at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (d20MQ)

47 The current minority and youth participation rate he is seeing will lose even more votes. A normal election in-person vote won't cut into that. He has to get a historic same day vote to even get close.

Now cue all the "fraudulent vote" sock puppets.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (5p7BC)


And isn't PA just one of his multiple paths to victory tits?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (3aLWR)

48 There's vicious pumas in the crevasses.

Posted by: Tommy Smothers at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

49 Crazy to think that in like 24 hours, we'll probably know who won.

I know many think it will be a Florida situation, I sort of think it will be more decisive. Close, but decisive.

Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (gkdnV)

50
fyi: Kirstie Alley is 70.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (Gguds)

51 Like Kirstie said, she's in her 60s so how many roles are out there for her anyway. I'd like to sit down and have a drink with her. I bet that would be a fun conversation

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)

52 And then one day it looks at its "parents" and decides I think tonight I'll try some long pig.

Posted by: buzzion at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (vMCab)

53 Two things ruined Saavik in the movies.

Paramount not paying Kirstie enough to return.

Leonard Nimoy deciding to totally alter the character into a truly logical cold fish,

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (y4bqj)

54 Puma?

PUMA!?

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (NiXyF)

55 Ace, I just pre-ordered this album. Is it good? :-)

https://tinyurl.com/y63tf667

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (L2ZTs)

56 41 That couch is curiously clear of claw marks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (F0YaR)


You should watch the video of him trimming that monster's claws.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (VcFUs)

57 All this Russian makes me miss Uncle Palpatine commenting round here.

Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)

58 The last time any animal was domesticated was over 2,000 years ago.
That kitty has large paws, big enough to hurt you real bad.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (YxfPJ)

59 I remember Kristie failing the Kobyiashi Maru in the Star Trek Khan!!! movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (3aLWR)

60 Puma > Nike

Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)

61 Question: Where does a domesticated puma go to the bathroom?
Answer: Anywhere it wants.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (v16oJ)

62 Tiny giraffes.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (ZfRYq)


In the wine.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (t+qrx)

63 Kirstie was a great Saavik.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)

64 PUMA SEASON!!

NO

ORCA SEASON!!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (3P/5p)

65 Betting mkts in London have Biden at over 60% favorite, and Trump at just 34%....I wish I could bet but Americans are locked out. Same books were wrong on Brexit.

Posted by: jeff at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (J2JqR)

66 Tomorrow I will likely try to avoid all media, even online.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)

67 Puma > Nike
Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)


this makes me sad

Posted by: addidas at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)

68 Let me understand.

You got the Puma, the Mountain Lion and the Cougar.

The Puma goes with the Mountain Lion, so who is having sex with the Cougar?

Something's missing!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (R/m4+)

69 All this Russian makes me miss Uncle Palpatine commenting round here.
Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)


From the Book of Uncle Palpatine:

"If an intelligent and industrious people, blessed with abundant resources, crippled by alcohol, known to flip over tanks and APC's in collisions with logging trucks, tell you (socialism) is insane and stupid and unworkable, maybe you should listen."

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (t+qrx)

70 Val Lewton has a movie about a spectral puma that kills humans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (y4bqj)

71 Alexander Downer, the Aussie DiploFuck who helped the FBI set up George Papadizzle, has actually penned a column saying he would "grit my teeth" and vote for Trump.

Just another POS who should be catching lead.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (ikXZL)

72 62 Tiny giraffes.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (ZfRYq)

In the wine.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (t+qrx)


Maaakes me happy.

Makes me feeel fine.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (VcFUs)

73 37. Thanks Dave. I heard that Trump was surging at Predictit

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (uzvcg)

74 is Pet Puma related to Pete Puma?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (97Jmy)

75 25 17
Remember the P.U.M.A.'s of 2008 election? Turned out to be a nothingburger.


Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (xPl2J)

---
Dem women know their place.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (cfSRQ)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (Ojki1)

76 59 I remember Kristie failing the Kobyiashi Maru in the Star Trek Khan!!! movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:31 PM (3aLWR)

She cheated and beat it just like Kirk did.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (YxfPJ)

77 I wonder if that puma can gently drag children across the border.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (FsgBK)

78
Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
15m
Baris: Trump just took the lead in PA
erasing a 1.3 point Biteme lead in 2 days.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (97Jmy)

79 Seal Team Megyn Kelly just body slammed The Nation, kicked it in the nuts and then spit in its face.

https://tinyurl.com/y2kgnco7

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (3o++7)

80 Russian collusion pumas.



2020. It has everything.


2020 does not have miniature Russian giraffes. I am disappoint.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (HaL55)

81 From the Book of Uncle Palpatine:

"If an intelligent and industrious people, blessed with abundant resources, crippled by alcohol, known to flip over tanks and APC's in collisions with logging trucks, tell you (socialism) is insane and stupid and unworkable, maybe you should listen."
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (t+qrx)

I have an addibas track suit for you. You like red or red ?

Posted by: addidas at November 02, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

82 Russian on election eve. Ace is enjoying himself.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (evxBY)

83 DAMMIT!

I thought this was going to be a thread about Pete Puma, the famous tea enthusiast.

Posted by: Dan Hydar at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (V2CIU)

84 And it being Russia people have weird pets.

Posted by: 18-1


Bears in sidecars !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (LPnfS)

85 Sorry, been out checking a few things.

Biden is now on the precipice. Pennsylvania is in a very bad place for him.

He is going into election day with a total vote lead in the entire state of 750K votes.

If he does not massively turn out his minority base tomorrow for in person voting tomorrow, he can't win.

Trump is going to get a 1.1M vote differential tomorrow with the voters who haven't yet voted.

The current minority and youth participation rate he is seeing will lose even more votes. A normal election in-person vote won't cut into that. He has to get a historic same day vote to even get close.

Now cue all the "fraudulent vote" sock puppets.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (5p7BC)

heh heh heh


Excellent.

Posted by: LASue at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

86 66. Agreed. Especially the Pravda exit polls to get gop in the west to stay home

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (uzvcg)

87 34 Yeah but can they save the world from Donald Pleasance?
Posted by: The Pumaman at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (tCjex)

Given he is dead...I'd say odds are better than a Nate Silver 50/50.

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (Ojki1)

88 "There's vicious pumas in the crevasses"

Throw 'em some hotcakes and cabbage juice and they'll leave you alone.

Posted by: f'd at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (tCjex)

89 Off preposterous fake soc

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)

90 I ain't cleaning that litter box!

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

91 This story will end well.

I guarantee it.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (asSeZ)

92 Russians know suffering, like getting eaten by a puma suffering.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (4NtsG)


Getting eaten by a puma isn't Russian-level suffering. It's just regular suffering.

Getting eaten by a puma you raised from a cub, that's Russian-level suffering.

Posted by: ghost of kari at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (Z4LGO)

93 I've seen these videos before! How about that? Love cats.

Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (qpX6U)

94 That first cat will tear the fvck out of someone near and dear soon.

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (+ya+t)

95 Now cue all the "fraudulent vote" sock puppets.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:28 PM (5p7BC)

*Feeling left out*

Posted by: Suppressed votes at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (Ojki1)

96 I loved Kirstie Alley on Cheers

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (uzvcg)

97 errrr...no such thing as a domesticated puma, I reckon.

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (Nyumu)

98 Dave, "differential"? You mean Trump will have 1.1M total, or 1.1M *more*, than Joe's ED #s? Leading to a final count, when early votes are included of ...... ?????

Campaign manager today used telegraphic language and also left things not difficult to misinterpret.

And Trumpentwatters just had a tweet calling SCOTUS PA voting decision "dangerous".

?????

Why tweet this now? Decision was what, more than a week ago? "Something must be done!" Who's going to "do something"??? I'm guessing *not* the PA AG.

Presumably just trying to jaw-bone public perception a bit, before the idiocy starts?

Anyway, if I interpreted campaign mgr's comments correctly, and tomorrow's Trump turnout is about as expected, we're well into 300+ territory, including NV.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (OTzUX)

99 I like the videos with the big kittehs on the nip. I would not want to be anywhere near them.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

100 where are the trolls? wouldn't you think they would be out here trying to depress us?

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (YxfPJ)

101 Didja ever notice that despite 47 years in office, including VP, no one has said Joe Biden is the most prepared person to be president of the US?

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (FsgBK)

102 I don't know that I'd have a puma for a pet.

A cougar, on the other hand. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (2JVJo)

103 Hard pass on having wild animals as "pets", no matter the size of said non-domesticated beast. There will be blood.

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (jko0s)

104 In Russia, pumas eat YOU!

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (NiXyF)

105 Dude looks like ex-con. Or a Russian rapper.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

106 I don't know that I'd have a puma for a pet.

A cougar, on the other hand. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (2JVJo)


That would be more of a mountin' lion.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (NiXyF)

107 I loved Kirstie Alley on Cheers
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (uzvcg)

It became watchable after she joined the cast.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

108 Domesticated?

Ne Uni did someone just insult us?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (D90P4)

109 Getting eaten by a puma you raised from a cub, that's Russian-level suffering.
Posted by: ghost of kari at November 02, 2020 08:34 PM (Z4LGO)

\
Da, tovarich!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (2C38g)

110 I feel like this puma story will not end well.

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (nUhF0)

111 Can you imagine the burgler breaking into that house?

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (VcFUs)


A Nadler event.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (F0YaR)

112 I wanted to get a vanity license plate that read 'Cougars' as in WSU Cougs but decided maybe GO COUGS might be better.

Posted by: IC at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (Nyumu)

113 Later that evening, kitty got bored and killed the couple in their sleep, ate their faces and impregnated them both...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (V+7KI)

114 49 Crazy to think that in like 24 hours, we'll probably know who won.

I know many think it will be a Florida situation, I sort of think it will be more decisive. Close, but decisive.
Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (gkdnV)

I won't have heard a result other than Joe winning.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (Ojki1)

115 The Russian should read about Roy Horn.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

116 102
I don't know that I'd have a puma for a pet.



A cougar, on the other hand. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (2JVJo)

Cougar petting is a noble pursuit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (KnJdm)

117 Today Rush Limbaugh was wondering why no one besides Obama and Lady Gaga were campaigning for Biden.
Seems curious to me, too.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (YxfPJ)

118 100 where are the trolls? wouldn't you think they would be out here trying to depress us?
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (YxfPJ)


They are all at home, in the basement.

With tears in their ears, from lying on their back.

Crying over Trump!

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs)

119 >>This story will end well.

>>I guarantee it.

But the big kitty was purring.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)

120 Chances of reading about one of them in the paper due to being mauled?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (/6GbT)

121 Domesticated?

Ne Uni did someone just insult us?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (D90P4)

Russians...you cannot expect much from them...

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)

122 The "take the dog for a walk to meet ladies" thing... better or worse if you're walking a puma?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx)

123 years ago when I worked in a restaurant, we learned that the out side cats would eat shrimp shells like potato chips.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (4a9Vv)

124 Is there anywhere to watch election results other than news outlets tomorrow? I really don't want to watch any of them as they're pulling for the opposition.

Also: if no one is allowed to announce a winner, how is that going to work? If you are showing the numbers, how do you avoid knowing who wins?

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: April at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

125 I would be okay with make-up sex with Megyn Kelly.

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (XTyi0)

126 Tucker has a Trump dance video on to YMCA. Hilarious. Gotta love the guy

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (7ZQe3)

127 That would be more of a mountin' lion.

Posted by: filbert


There are a lot of guys who do a lot of mountin' lyin'.

Posted by: pep at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (v16oJ)

128 51 Like Kirstie said, she's in her 60s so how many roles are out there for her anyway. I'd like to sit down and have a drink with her. I bet that would be a fun conversation
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)

Oh noes, she can't go to the Cheers reunion and talk about Ted Danson and his black face incident. However will she cope?

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (Ojki1)

129 122 The "take the dog for a walk to meet ladies" thing... better or worse if you're walking a puma?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx)


Depends on how jealous the ladies are of your, ah, escort.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (NiXyF)

130 "Trump is going to get a 1.1M vote differential tomorrow with the voters who haven't yet voted"

Where is everyone getting this number from? I've seen it mentioned a few times.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (22mNy)

131 14 Cute cats!

But not as cute as me drinking "Maga Claw Hard Seltzer -- LIBERAL TEARS flavor"!
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2020 08:26 PM (HEEq1)

Zombie, you've been a quite a roll this last few weeks

She is quite...buxom!

Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (BgMrQ)

132 With queers in their rears, from lying on their stomach

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (97Jmy)

133 Old Russian proverb: When your sleigh is being chased by wolves throw them a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake them a cake.

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (jko0s)

134 AlaBAMA, very likely Trump needs any *one* of PA MI WI MN to win, if as expected he gets FL NC OH. So, yes, Joe needs to win a lot of places, Trump only in one of those 4.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (OTzUX)

135 If they make a good movie about Trump, Sylvester Stallone would be a good fit.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (pB6Gt)

136 Today Rush Limbaugh was wondering why no one besides Obama and Lady Gaga were campaigning for Biden.
Seems curious to me, too.
Posted by: ALH

Everyone else is packing to leave

Posted by: Bruce at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (vd8XM)

137 What about the catamounts?

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (XTyi0)

138 117 Today Rush Limbaugh was wondering why no one besides Obama and Lady Gaga were campaigning for Biden.
Seems curious to me, too.

Rush is good at hearing the dogs that don't bark.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (FsgBK)

139 Where is everyone getting this number from? I've seen it mentioned a few times.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:39 PM (22mNy)
********
Bill Stepien ! Campaign head for PDT

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (97Jmy)

140 73
37. Thanks Dave. I heard that Trump was surging at Predictit

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (uzvcg)

PredictIt stopped taking bets on Trump winning or Biden losing earlier this afternoon. Somehow they still accept 'Republican wins the Presidency' though. PredictIt is weird.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (IbxQb)

141 Wow.. 5 million dollar bet on Trump to win by a brit at Ladbrokes. Unless that guy is a billionaire, that is some confidence

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (uzvcg)

142 >>> Like Kirstie said, she's in her 60s so how many roles are out there for her anyway. I'd like to sit down and have a drink with her. I bet that would be a fun conversation
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)

========

Kirstie Alley in Summer School was nice.

Though, so was Cortney Thorne Smith.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (MqmFQ)

143 I think born in a zoo means hand rearing from birth, so not domesticated but used to human handlers and no hunting instincts ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)

144 I met several women at the dog park in my younger days. It' a great place to meet people in general.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (22mNy)

145 That house looks mighty clean for having a wild animal strolling around it. I wonder how big his litter box is.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (sGotD)

146
Where is everyone getting this number from? I've seen it mentioned a few times.



I believe it came from someone with the campaign.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

147 And isn't PA just one of his multiple paths to victory tits?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Yes, which is ironically what will keep the Dems from cheating. PA and MI will move as one. Trump will win them both. Probably WI too. They aren't going to try to cheat if there is no point.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (5p7BC)

148 Today Rush Limbaugh was wondering why no one besides Obama and Lady Gaga were campaigning for Biden.
Seems curious to me, too.

Rush is good at hearing the dogs that don't bark.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (FsgBK)
*********
yeah where Has Beatoff been

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (97Jmy)

149 65 Betting mkts in London have Biden at over 60% favorite, and Trump at just 34%....I wish I could bet but Americans are locked out. Same books were wrong on Brexit.
Posted by: jeff at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (J2JqR)

Betting numbers are just set based on where they have to be for the house to make as much money as possible. They truly don't care if they are right or wrong so long as their percentage is made.

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (Ojki1)

150 Kitty can eat you, get Kitty out of the house

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (0QYMt)

151 What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (XTk1T)

152 As a kid, I loved my PUMA Clydes.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (O6/GO)

153 117 Today Rush Limbaugh was wondering why no one besides Obama and Lady Gaga were campaigning for Biden.
Seems curious to me, too.
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (YxfPJ)

I tell ya, a Black man like John Legend is just invisible to Rush.

Posted by: Eva Longoria was busy? at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (BBWrU)

154 First time on record a cat actually uses his scratching post as intended.

Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (qpX6U)

155 135 If they make a good movie about Trump, Sylvester Stallone would be a good fit.


SHATNER!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

156 @107...Loved the scene where Sam was filling in as local TV news sports anchor. For some reason, Sam decided to use a ventriloquist dummy to deliver the scores. There they all are at Cheers, watching Sam on the tube. He sits the dummy on the news desk. Rebecca (Kirstie Alley) says "If he mentions the bar, I'm suing". Very funny.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (evxBY)

157 140. Right Brian. Predictit is junk. Should have never posted it

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (uzvcg)

158 103
Hard pass on having wild animals as "pets", no matter the size of said non-domesticated beast. There will be blood.

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (jko0s)
------------------------------
One year I found a baby snapping turtle on the road in early autumn. I mean, very baby - it was about the size of a fifty cent piece. I took it home and dropped it in an aquarium and fed it turtle food and chunks of tuna all winter. Named it Shelley. By spring, she was about the size of a saucer, and as soon as the weather was warm enough, I took her down to the river and sent her on her way. I hope she grew up to the size of an ottoman and bites the toes off many an unsuspecting swimmer.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (+3rQF)

159 That house looks mighty clean for having a wild animal strolling around it. I wonder how big his litter box is.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (sGotD)


I wonder how bad it sheds. I could probably fashion a cat and a half from what I just emptied out of the vacuum.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (t+qrx)

160 Expected votes tomorrow are modeled off of past voting behavior (sometimes including participation in this year's primary), thus "high propensity" voters - not guaranteed to vote, but very likely to do so.

Voting tomorrow, because they haven't voted already, where that's an option (campaigns can usually track, literally, who has voted, so it's a list built from actual data, not a macro estimate).

High propensity GOP voter who hasn't voted already = likely voter tomorrow.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (OTzUX)

161 yeah where Has Beatoff been

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (97Jmy)

-

Hillary?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (XTk1T)

162 Speaking of dogs not barking.

Where are Sunny and Bo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (D90P4)

163 Wow.. 5 million dollar bet on Trump to win by a brit at Ladbrokes. Unless that guy is a billionaire, that is some confidence
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (uzvcg)
*******
Dave In Fla. laying all out ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (97Jmy)

164 141
Wow.. 5 million dollar bet on Trump to win by a brit at Ladbrokes. Unless that guy is a billionaire, that is some confidence

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (uzvcg)

So that's where Hunter Biden went...

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (IbxQb)

165 148 Today Rush Limbaugh was wondering why no one besides Obama and Lady Gaga were campaigning for Biden.
Seems curious to me, too.

Rush is good at hearing the dogs that don't bark.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (FsgBK)
*********
yeah where Has Beatoff been
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (97Jmy)

I caught that as well. People can say what they want about Mr. Limbaugh. But he has seriously good points that you very simply will not see in the traditional media.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (3DJkT)

166 Rebecca > Diane

Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (22mNy)

167 lets waste the pussy

Posted by: seal team 6 at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (R3uW8)

168
I wonder if Messi likes to sit on keyboards.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (G51Gf)

169 Is there anywhere to watch election results other than news outlets tomorrow?

Posted by: April at November 02, 2020 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

Here, I hope!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (5FCda)

170 Thanks Dave. I heard that Trump was surging at Predictit
Posted by: Jonah
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They closed off the President win market because there were too many Trump votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (5p7BC)

171 Pretty big cat there. I can't imagine the food bill. Or having to replace furniture and children when it claws things. It's a pretty beastie, though. Crazy Ivan, indeed.

Posted by: turambar at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (Gylu/)

172 Seal Team Megyn Kelly just body slammed The Nation, kicked it in the nuts and then spit in its face.


I will let her back into the club, but first...

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

173 Hillary?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (XTk1T)
******
Deathly afraid of Bollards

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (97Jmy)

174 Actually James Woods could play a fantastic Trump.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)

175 68 Let me understand.

You got the Puma, the Mountain Lion and the Cougar.

The Puma goes with the Mountain Lion, so who is having sex with the Cougar?

Something's missing!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 02, 2020 08:32 PM (R/m4+)

Catamount

Not to be confused with catamite...

Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (BgMrQ)

176 In America, you buy pet food.

In Russia, you may be pet food.

Posted by: klaftern at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (RuIsu)

177 Yes, which is ironically what will keep the Dems from cheating. PA and MI will move as one. Trump will win them both. Probably WI too. They aren't going to try to cheat if there is no point.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

They cheat when it's close. Starting to sound like its not going to close enough, knock on wood.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (GZ/yK)

178 Kirstie Alley is pretty cool. Good for her
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)

___________

Fat or thin, she's a 1.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (mht8P)


My fantasy threesome is Morticia Addams and Lily Munster. But Lt Saavik and Lt Valeris is a close second.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)

179 I always thought it was weird that Kirk called Saavik 'Mr Saavik'.


Maybe it's a Vulcan thing or Star Trek was way ahead on gender fluidity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (3aLWR)

180 re 101: of course Joe Biden is the most prepared person to be President, if the main job function is enriching your family members while sounding like a nincompoop.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (4a9Vv)

181 142 >>> Like Kirstie said, she's in her 60s so how many roles are out there for her anyway. I'd like to sit down and have a drink with her. I bet that would be a fun conversation
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:30 PM (7ZQe3)

========

Kirstie Alley in Summer School was nice.

Though, so was Cortney Thorne Smith.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (MqmFQ)

Just looked it up a little while ago. She's pushing 70 now. Wow.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (3DJkT)

182 I'm giddy with anticipation for tomorrow. I have no idea what the final outcome will be but here are some wise words from Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption:

"I find I'm so excited that I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at a start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain."

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (LMLqO)

183 > It became watchable after she joined the cast.

Agreed, she was way better than Shelley Long.

The only thing I liked Shelley Long in was the kitchen scene from Night Shift, but to be fair I liked that scene a whole lot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (VikfB)

184 149. Lodon bookies really blew the austrailian vote in 2018 also. Had Morrison at 2%. He won going away

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (uzvcg)

185 Big cats cool. They walk in a fantastic rhythm like black basketball players.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (pB6Gt)

186 117, ALH, a lot of Dems with presidential ambitions have mixed feelings about Joe winning as it would mean being locked out for eight years (cough Newsome, cough Cuomo) maybe twelve depending on when Joey goes blooey. Some of the Dem senators want to keep their mitts off due to possible complications in 2022 and maybe future ambitions as well--Angry Amy or Gillie the silly in NY.


Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (pO7gM)

187 All this Russian makes me miss Uncle Palpatine commenting round here.

Did we ever find out what happened to him?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (2JVJo)

188 100 where are the trolls? wouldn't you think they would be out here trying to depress us?
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (YxfPJ)

After his permanent ban for being racist Retardo can't show up at an hour when a CoB might be lurking and waiting for a scalp.

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (Ojki1)

189 Killer kitty pet. What could possibly go awry?

Posted by: iandeal at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (vgGyZ)

190 141 Wow.. 5 million dollar bet on Trump to win by a brit at Ladbrokes. Unless that guy is a billionaire, that is some confidence
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (uzvcg)

Betfair odds says 66% of the $300m bet (as of 4 days ago) was on Biden, but 57% of the bettors chose Trump. In 2016, again the money was on Hillary, but the headcount was for Trump.

Posted by: See Gun Thread #608 for my analysis at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (BBWrU)

191 They closed off the President win market because there were too many Trump votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:42 PM (5p7BC)


No it seems that too many people bet period. The "odds" adjust depending on how much is on one side so if too many people went Trump the price would just increase. They still allow which party will win the Presidency.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (IbxQb)

192 >>What about the catamounts?

When my parents bought their farm in Vermont the tool shed had two feral cats as residents. When you walked through they would run up to the rafters and swipe at you with their paws. Nasty bastards and big.

I swear one of them was a catamount. Thing had paws like catchers mitts with razor blades.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

193 Too bad have to declare your gambling wins on tax returns...

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

194 107 I loved Kirstie Alley on Cheers
Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:35 PM (uzvcg)

It became watchable after she joined the cast.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

She was a nice element of eye candy.

But Cheers always befuddled me. It purported to be a sitcom. It was not remotely funny.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (3DJkT)

195 Cats are capable of great affection, and even occasional bravery.
The viral video of the orange tabby defending a toddler from a biting dog is a classic.

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (w7KSn)

196 Too bad have to declare your gambling wins on tax returns...

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

-

hahaha

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (XTk1T)

197 163, if it is Dave in Fla dropping $5 million, expect him to be immediately upon cashing his winnings being named to AOS Friend of Blog for all time by Ace.

Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (pO7gM)

198
It won't happen, in all likelihood, but were PDJT to win NY, he would deny Shrillary her chance to be an elector who actually would cast a ballot for Slow Joe.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (pNxlR)

199 I think born in a zoo means hand rearing from birth, so not domesticated but used to human handlers and no hunting instincts ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)



Or, put another way -

They see humans as a source for food.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (/Dgcm)

200 he was a nice element of eye candy.

But Cheers always befuddled me. It purported to be a sitcom. It was not remotely funny.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (3DJkT)

It is satire.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)

201 I would rub that tummy. I don't know what would happen after that, but I'm pretty sure if you die rubbing a puma's tummy, you end up in Valhalla.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)

202 The Trump campaign reported that Biden has commercials referencing the "red mirage", which sounded like the Democrat's claim of voter fraud, ready to release. It appears PDT has a spy.

Posted by: EveR at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (R0z7P)

203 Guy on RSBN in Kenosha doesn't know what GEOTUS stands for.

You have much yet to learn, Grasshopper.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (NiXyF)

204 Dave, "differential"? You mean Trump will have 1.1M total, or 1.1M *more*, than Joe's ED #s? Leading to a final count, when early votes are included of ...... ?????
------------
Trump's election day vote will exceed Biden's by 1.1M votes, minimum.

As for SCOTUS, Trump is laying down a marker. Try to cheat and he will go to the mat fighting. He's not going to be a failure theater Republican.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (5p7BC)

205 where are the trolls? wouldn't you think they would be out here trying to depress us?
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:36 PM (YxfPJ)


Why get your depression from some anonymous troll?

Get it from me, your friendly MP4 whom you've known and loved for years.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (2JVJo)

206 Texas, especially (national) Texas 32 and (state) Texas State Representative

TLR:
- Senator John Cornyn wins narrowly, due mostly to Trump coattails. That and a horrible challenger, MJ Hegar. Conservatives do not like Cornyn. No one likes Hegar.

- Republican Genevieve Collins defeats Democrat incumbent Colin Allred and flips the seat back to Republican. I'm somewhat pessimistic about her future, but hope she will be a reliable Republican vote.

- Incumbent Texas State Representative Angie Chen Button squeaks out a narrow win over the Democratic challenger. Angie has won handily in the past. North Dallas suburbs are trending blue, as much as I hate to say.

Good:
- Trump has long coattails

- As bad as Senator John Cornyn is, his challenger is much worse and turns people off

- Other than a few races, Democrats are trending in Texas

Bad:

- Texas is trending blue long-term and I cannot pretend otherwise


=========

Let's assume that I live in these districts. Angie Chen Button may or may not be a nearby neighbor. Ahem!

No conservative likes Senator John Cornyn.

Incumbent Colin Allred (D) versus challenger Genevieve Collins (R). Allred is a former linebacker for the Tennessee Titans and flipped the seat in 2018. He's a dud and generates no leftist enthusiasm.

Incumbent Angie Chen Button (R) versus challenger Brandy Chambers (D). Despite her first name, Brandy is not a stripper. Purge your filthy minds, you Horde degenerates!

=========

The US 32 congressional district includes everything in the Dallas area from Preston Hollow (GW Bush's neighborhood) in the west to parts of Collin County in the east. I live in the east.

A new family at the end of our block has Allred and Biden signs. A few of us have signs for Button, Collins, and Trump. Mrs. Texan and I fly a Trump flag. The overwhelming majority of the block is seething with conservatives who want to lay low but are determined Trump supporters. Mrs. Texan and I have a sign for State Rep. Button and a flag for Trump. I've never imagined anything like this election.

The few polls show a win for pro-life Republican Genevieve Collins. Lots of signs and commercials.

Closer to our hypothetical home, polls show a win for Texas State Rep. Angie Chen Button, who lives a few blocks away. I have supported her since her first run, and upped my donation this year. She and her challenger, Democrat Brandy Chambers, have placed TV ads for the first time ever. The battle is local and it's spectacular.

Cornyn will win, Collins will flip the seat to Republican and Angie Chen Button will hold her seat.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (9IdCK)

207 Being devoured by your own pets is Russia's idea of a happy ending.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - die, russia, die at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (H5knJ)

208 where are the trolls?

send in the trolls
there ought to be trolls

Posted by: Stephen Sondheim at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (786Ro)

209 My god, Ace is a Russian agent!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)

210 Dave/FL, you might know the details needed for this, what do you think of my idea that it all could be called by 9PMish tomorrow, if WI and MN go Trump?

* early vote provides much higher % of vote @ poll closing
* FL/NC/OH already called for Trump

If MN/WI can be called quickly and Trump gets either, game over.

And to respond to April - there is no such thing as a "declared winner" in a presidential contest, officially, until the electoral college votes. By tradition and decent common sense, winners are acknowledged by media, losers concede, on election night (for decades), based on known results. But there is no official "declared winner" tomorrow.

Thus the idiotic but potentially hilarious statements by Joe's people, Pelosi, et al, about "declaring a winner".

Per my scenario above, if the numbers in WI or MN after 9PM Eastern are right, competent analysts will declare Trump to be at 270, that is, the winner. PA, Joe's campaign, Twitter, and everyone else could still then posture about there being no declared winner ..... but the point of that would be difficult to see.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (OTzUX)

211 I think born in a zoo means hand rearing from birth, so not domesticated but used to human handlers and no hunting instincts ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)



Or, put another way -

They see humans as a source for food.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (/Dgcm)



So do Grizzlies.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

212 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (3DJkT)

Cliff Clavin is a conservative. John Ratzenberger

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

213 Being devoured by your own pets is Russia's idea of a happy ending.

-

After being shot with a crossbow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (XTk1T)

214 Cats always use children to bait a stray dog.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (pB6Gt)

215 >>>send in the trolls
there ought to be trolls



If not trolls, at least send in some hoors.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)

216 The YouTube videos above have been some of my favorites for some time now.

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (w7KSn)

217 Messi!
I love watching the I am Puma channel at work on days when I'm tired of dealing with humans.


Posted by: Not From Around Here at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (wrzAm)

218 But Cheers always befuddled me. It purported to be a sitcom. It was not remotely funny.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (3DJkT)

'Wings' was better and funnier.

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (88xKn)

219 I will defer to Dave on this, but RCP, has Penn down to ony 2 points, and includes the garbage polls

Posted by: Jonah at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (uzvcg)

220 Here kitty kitty kitty

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (3vIkC)

221 So, now the White House will demand the Puma channel and the Gorilla channel

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (zzdt2)

222 but I'm pretty sure if you die rubbing a puma's tummy, you end up in Valhalla.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)


Meowhalla

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (3aLWR)

223 I get it, ace. Took me a minute, but I get it: Trump is a Russian puma.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (evxBY)

224 When I saw the collar on the Puma I thought it should be a powerful shock collar and I would always have the control button with me.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

225 Touch not the cat, but of a glove.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (Vxu+H)

226 201 I would rub that tummy. I don't know what would happen after that, but I'm pretty sure if you die rubbing a puma's tummy, you end up in Valhalla.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)


It's one thing going in for some tummy on a 17 pound Maine Coon, woth feet the size of fifty cent coins. There is NFW I'm getting a hand anywhere near that tummy.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs)

227 Cute. Until it eats your face off.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM


Tell us about it.

Posted by: Crew of the Nostromo at November 02, 2020 08:50 PM (DMUuz)

228 Where is everyone getting this number from? I've seen it mentioned a few times.
Posted by: Asshoes
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Easy math. Just subtract early votes from the voter file intentions. I've got the same calculation for Florida, Trump is going to get a minimum 520K vote differential tomorrow.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (5p7BC)

229 I thought Russians all kept bears as pets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (wPVhA)

230 180 re 101: of course Joe Biden is the most prepared person to be President, if the main job function is enriching your family members while sounding like a nincompoop.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (4a9Vv)

My Dumbo sized ears are burning...

Posted by: O'Bumbles McFucksticks at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (Ojki1)

231 21 Kirstie Alley is pretty cool. Good for her
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:27 PM (7ZQe3)

---------------------------------

What did she do? I must have missed it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (CAJOC)

232 It is satire.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)

That's even worse! Satire is supposed to be funny (or it isn't effective).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (3DJkT)

233 No one from Cheers ever starred in a Mel Brooks movie.

Wings? Yes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (D90P4)

234 Just saw a sign in O'Hare Airport that said:

Every 15 minutes an elephant is killed for its tusks."

So, over 35,000 elephants are killed every year for ivory. 10 percent of the entire elephant population of the world, killed, every year.

Amazing that there are any elephants alive on earth at all, at such a kill rate.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ikXZL)

235 President Trump is going to devour Senile Joe like that puma devours a fish.

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (3vIkC)

236 I am watching this Queen's Gambit thing.

Ten minutes until there was a transgender actrix on screen.

I expect this to go gay gay gay any minute.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ZfRYq)

237 AAHAHA DRUMPF IS ORANGE!!
AND HE TALKS FUNNY
AND SHIT

fuck, I'm pathetic.

Posted by: Troll at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (hlVcQ)

238 'Wings' was better and funnier.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (88xKn)

I agree (and Crystal Bernard was hot).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (3DJkT)

239 but I'm pretty sure if you die rubbing a puma's tummy, you end up in Valhalla.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (t+qrx)



More likely a pile of skat in the corner.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (axyOa)

240 The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea,
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (jko0s)

241
Tomorrow I will likely try to avoid all media, even online.
Posted by: qdpsteve

=======

Now that's no way. Tune in to Styx. He'll hold up a torch, take your hand, and walk you through the whole perilous night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (G51Gf)

242 5 different names for that critter: Cougar, Puma, Mountain Lion, Panther, and Cat-A-Mount

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (hrRsI)

243 In Mother Russia, puma is like house cat. Bear is like large dog. Crocodile is like large gecko. Shark is like goldfish.

Posted by: PabloD says start up the rotors at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (o7OfS)

244 Send in the trolls,

There ought to be trolls,

Don't bother, they're here...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (0QYMt)

245 Ladbrokes said 3 in 4 of all bets for Trump in the final week of campaign.

And Paddy Power said the volume of wagers placed on the two candidates over the last 24-hours has seen 93 per cent of the money backing Donald Trump to get a second term, with just 7 per cent going for Joe Biden.

Biden is still firmly the bookies' favourite though as America goes to the polls today. It emerged today that a bet-placer has put $1million on him winning.

Posted by: Follow the late-breaking money at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (BBWrU)

246 236 I am watching this Queen's Gambit thing.

Ten minutes until there was a transgender actrix on screen.

I expect this to go gay gay gay any minute.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ZfRYq


Oh, the lady at the school in chapel, nonetheless.

I watched it yesterday. Pretty good. I like chess a lot though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (3aLWR)

247 Thanks Dave. So, Trump/PA winning margin of 350K implied by the numbers, if turnout tomorrow as expected, and starting from Joe's 750K early vote lead (1.1M minus 750K).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (OTzUX)

248 So the PA AG has declared Biden the winner. Is this not somehow against the law?

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (3vIkC)

249 Every 15 minutes an elephant is killed for its tusks."

-

Damn, we've got that many elephants? What's this BS the eco-warriors have been spouting for decades, then?

F*ck it, imma hunt me some elephants.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (XTk1T)

250 Dave In Fla. laying all out ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg
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I have a lot of money on this election, but it is all in a 401K.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (5p7BC)

251 Shelly Long on Star Trek. Ship pulls over and dumps her off something like a where.

Posted by: klaftern at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (RuIsu)

252 136 Today Rush Limbaugh was wondering why no one besides Obama and Lady Gaga were campaigning for Biden.
Seems curious to me, too.
Posted by: ALH

**********************


Well one is flamboyant, outrageous, controversial, not known for being very bright but still a hero to the gay community and also there's Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (oaWXk)

253 I would rub that tummy.

"He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi
leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg
and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short
pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay
into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish."

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at November 02, 2020 08:53 PM (3P/5p)

254 Trump Michigan Rally wireless SSID:

"BidenBuiltTheCages"

Password: "TrumpBuiltTheWall"


Ladies and Gents, The Intergalactic Troll-Master-In-Chief.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (ikXZL)

255 >>>So the PA AG has declared Biden the winner. Is this not somehow against the law?


Certainly seems like voter intimidation. I think that prick is up for reelection this year, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (VWp7G)

256 I thought Russians all kept bears as pets.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (wPVhA)

Their is a video of a Russian dude and his friend driving a bear around in there sidecar.

Now that they're is funny.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (R/m4+)

257 "Biden 10+ nationally but swing states narrow" is the headline I saw. I guess they're trying to say that urban blue zones are so heavily for trump that they'll outweigh the close swing states that trump is winning?

or maybe they need to do their quadrennial poll voter sample adjustment.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (zzdt2)

258 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)

259 Puma?

Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope...

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (YqED9)

260 The Puma goes with the Mountain Lion, so who is having sex with the Cougar?

Young guy who's had a few too many?

Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (786Ro)

261 You weren't supposed to like Diane. She was inherently insufferable.

And it was obvious that Sam falling for her was just another example of Sam's longtime habit of making stupid decisions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (oVJmc)

262 rhomboid - Yep, which would be about a 3% win. That's outside the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (5p7BC)

263 Did we ever find out what happened to him?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:44 PM (2JVJo)
~~~~~

Last I heard was he was in a bad car accident. He came by the blog one night and told us about that. Apparently had serious injuries to his legs. That's all I know.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (sGotD)

264
$2M bail for Kyle??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (Gguds)

265 If Trump takes any of the big four (PA, MI, WI, MN) it's over. Biden will be playing bingo at a home this time next week.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (7I7hm)

266 Thanks, rhomboid.

Posted by: April at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (OX9vb)

267
Per my scenario above, if the numbers in WI or MN after 9PM Eastern are right, competent analysts will declare Trump to be at 270, that is, the winner. PA, Joe's campaign, Twitter, and everyone else could still then posture about there being no declared winner ..... but the point of that would be difficult to see.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (OTzUX)

For me, winning PA, OH AND FL is important because if those three can be secured, it will be a LONG night for Mr. Biden.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (3DJkT)

268 Ace is getting pointers from the kitty on how to up his shrimp intake.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (mNhhD)

269 >>> Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?


Lemon. Full stop.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (VWp7G)

270 Blonde, Dennis DeYoung gives me the creeps! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (L2ZTs)

271 If not trolls, at least send in some hoors.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)

I think Kamel, eh? is out campaigning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (6HUM8)

272 Long time lurker. I'm sitting here at the Toledo Hospital- long story short, had 4 pounds of fluid drained from around my lungs earlier today.

Upon getting discharged tomorrow morning, I am driving straight to our polling place to vote for the President's re-election.

So yeah, I'm a little motivated.

Posted by: J.D. at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (Vw3EP)

273 Tapper.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (qiqGr)

274 "Biden 10+ nationally but swing states narrow"




talked about divorced from reality

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)

275 But Cheers always befuddled me. It purported to be a sitcom. It was not remotely funny.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


yep.

Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (LPnfS)

276 258 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)

Easy. Stelter.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (7I7hm)

277 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you
could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on
air, who would you pick and why?


Chris Wallace.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (3P/5p)

278 Kenosha rally is gonna be lit. Conservative Tree House has it live on RSBN

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (7ZQe3)

279 Ve do not recommend big cats as house pets. This should be left to the professionals. For safety's sake.

Posted by: Siegfried and Roy at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (786Ro)

280 209 My god, Ace is a Russian agent!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G

Vespa Thunder was a top agent at the KGB before they disbanded.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (3aLWR)

281 Actually James Woods could play a fantastic Trump.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)


He'd have to plump his face with cotton fillers, and add some #s, but yeah, the sharp wit would come through loud and clear.

Not sure if he can fake the NY accent though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (F0YaR)

282 Now don't be so hard on Cornyn. Wasn't the the guy who was going to get Juneteenth swapped out for Columbus Day?

I mean, is everybody a purist?

Big tent, man.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (OTzUX)

283 269
Score one for Lemon. I vote for Trevor Noah.

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (XpDOS)

284 Posted by: J.D. at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (Vw3E

God bless ya

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (2DOZq)

285 another huge crowd in Kenosha

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (97Jmy)

286 You'll know it's over when Martha Raddatz starts crying.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (YxfPJ)

287 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
Posted by: some guy out west

______________

Jake Tapper would be mine.

Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (gkdnV)

288 236 I am watching this Queen's Gambit thing.

Ten minutes until there was a transgender actrix on screen.

I expect this to go gay gay gay any minute.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ZfRYq)

Initial scene: thoroughly hungover chess teen whiz is woken up after her all-night lesbian tryst to be ushered into the tournament hall

Then it cuts to her childhood, with biological mother telling her to "close her eyes" as she accelerates the car to kill them both

Scene 3 has one of the older (Black) girls at the Kentucky orphanage teaching her the word "cocksucker", and she then engages the custodian playing chess in the basement ...

Posted by: Just a small sampling at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (BBWrU)

289 >>>I think Kamel, eh? is out campaigning.


Thanks, now my nausea is back.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (VWp7G)

290 269
>>> Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid
suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by
drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?





Lemon. Full stop.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (VWp7G)

Cuomo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (KnJdm)

291 Yes, and those PA vote totals assume zero Blexit effect.

Posted by: An Observation at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (+tXNZ)

292 I wanna watch FUX News when it is called & collect their tears

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (97Jmy)

293 Every 15 minutes an elephant is killed for its tusks.

--------

They must grow back quicker than I thought.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (wPVhA)

294 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)


Sassy Jim.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx)

295 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)


Don LeMon

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (2JVJo)

296 211 I think born in a zoo means hand rearing from birth, so not domesticated but used to human handlers and no hunting instincts ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:40 PM (LPnfS)



Or, put another way -

They see humans as a source for food.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 08:46 PM (/Dgcm)


So do Grizzlies.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

You like, just have to live with them maaaargh, the pain!

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (Ojki1)

297 276 258 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?


Tapper or Harwood

Tapper because he's an adult male who acts like a tween girl-bully

Harwood because he's even more of a hack than Tapper

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (j9HX3)

298
Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid
suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by
drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?





Lemon. Full stop.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (VWp7G)

Cuomo.
Posted by: flounder

=======

Maddow.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (G51Gf)

299 Upon getting discharged tomorrow morning, I am driving straight to our polling place to vote for the President's re-election.

So yeah, I'm a little motivated.
Posted by: J.D. at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (Vw3EP)
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My goodness. Please take care of yourself, and get better soon. After you vote, go home to bed and stay there!

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (/669Q)

300 >>>I vote for Trevor Noah.
Posted by: some guy out west


I despise that POS. Sitting down watching South Park then his 30-second bloviations come on. I wanna shoot my TV

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (VWp7G)

301 Young guy who's had a few too many?
Posted by: Hands at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (786Ro)

That's perverse!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (R/m4+)

302 Actually James Woods could play a fantastic Trump.

---->here's the problem with a lot of the hateful lefts' entertainment portrayals of trump: He's not even a heel, they just play him like a piñata. So there's zero entertainment value there.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (zzdt2)

303 258 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?

Some many talking heads, so little bleach.
Keith Olberman. He needs a major comeuppance.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (FsgBK)

304 Bad:

- Texas is trending blue long-term and I cannot pretend otherwise

_____

This hopefully will be offset by the midwest staying red.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (22mNy)

305 Just saw a sign in O'Hare Airport that said:

Every 15 minutes an elephant is killed for its tusks."

So, over 35,000 elephants are killed every year for ivory. 10 percent of the entire elephant population of the world, killed, every year.

Amazing that there are any elephants alive on earth at all, at such a kill rate.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 08:51 PM (ikXZL)

Well, it's possible they are lying, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (6HUM8)

306 290

Could we hope for a group event and have the entire panel of The View huff nitric acid?

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (XpDOS)

307 Upon getting discharged tomorrow morning, I am driving straight to our polling place to vote for the President's re-election.

So yeah, I'm a little motivated.

Posted by: J.D. at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (Vw3EP)



You.The.Man.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (yQpMk)

308 I will defer to Dave on this, but RCP, has Penn down to ony 2 points, and includes the garbage polls
Posted by: Jonah
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One thing I can recommend. Ignore RCP. For the rest of your life, ignore it. It is meaningless.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (5p7BC)

309 Score one for Lemon. I vote for Trevor Noah.
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (XpDOS)

---------

Trevor Noah is funny as shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (wPVhA)

310 SNL could have made Trump stuff really funny since there is a lot of material there. But they just went for pure venom instead.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (22mNy)

311 $2M bail for Kyle??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (Gguds)

Yes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (wf/AT)

312 Long time lurker. I'm sitting here at the Toledo Hospital- long story short, had 4 pounds of fluid drained from around my lungs earlier today.

Upon getting discharged tomorrow morning, I am driving straight to our polling place to vote for the President's re-election.

So yeah, I'm a little motivated.
Posted by: J.D. at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (Vw3EP)


Prayers up, God bless you and stay frosty.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (2JVJo)

313 "It's one thing going in for some tummy on a 17 pound Maine Coon, woth feet the size of fifty cent coins. There is NFW I'm getting a hand anywhere near that tummy."

I got one of those. Tom's been on the pet thread. I do believe a Maine Coon has the capacity to kill a human being if he got a notion to. Very powerful, very athletic, and stubborn as can be, but super-affectionate and demanding of human attention. I wish the puma family the best of luck, and good blessings for their good deed.

Posted by: gutta percha's Pube Fires at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (qpX6U)

314 > if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?

Fake Yapper. No question about it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (VikfB)

315 I will say this:

when I go cast my vote for PDT tomorrow, it won't just be for him.

It'll also be my big fat double middle fingers to all the trolls, bullies and assholes I've had to deal with the last four years, both in person and online.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

316 Actually, if Trump wins PA (that is if it is credibly awarded to him tomorrow, not sure how that's gonna work out, might depend on estimates of "late" votes??), it will be the proverbial *early* night for Biden.

I'm speculating that it might be almost as early, since either MN or WI might produce a Trump win an hour after PA polls close.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (OTzUX)

317 278 Kenosha rally is gonna be lit. Conservative Tree House has it live on RSBN
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (7ZQe3)

Isn't it running about an hour late by now? (Or is my clock wrong)

Posted by: Grand Rapids will stay up late again at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (BBWrU)

318 5 different names for that critter: Cougar, Puma, Mountain Lion, Panther, and Cat-A-Mount

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (hrRsI)

---

at least 7*

paint
painter

* and probably more, but those are additional ones I heard when I was young in the South

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (XTk1T)

319 Lemon. Full stop.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (VWp7G)

Cuomo.
Posted by: flounder

I would pick Lemon over Cuomo. Cuomo has, on rare occasion, has been known to throw cold water on Lemon's insane ramblings.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (FUIzF)

320 Every 15 minutes an elephant is killed for its tusks.

--------

They must grow back quicker than I thought.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (wPVhA)

********
Thank God I didn't glass my glass of water I need

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (97Jmy)

321 There is a sea of red hats in Kenosha right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)

322 Despite her first name, Brandy is not a stripper. Purge your filthy minds, you Horde degenerates!

???

The first thing any Hordling thinks upon encountering the first name Brandy is "You're a fine girl."

This is known.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (DMUuz)

323 >>>Trevor Noah is funny as shit.


Apologies Cicero, but I'm ordering an airstrike on your abode. Hope you voted already.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (VWp7G)

324 I follow that YouTube channel. Messi is a very special cat. Very smart, loves his parents. They take him to group dog obedience training sessions. He outperforms the german shepherds but in a distinctive cat like way. A dog jumps, a cat levitates :-)

Posted by: Cosmacelf at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (ilEwW)

325 There is a sea of red hats in Kenosha right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~

Do you know if grammie is under one of them?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (sGotD)

326 I think he means Trevor Noah and a turd are equally funny.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (3aLWR)

327 ... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by
drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?

I'd really like to have the multi-panel screen, with about a dozen of them all wailing in unison.

Posted by: April at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (OX9vb)

328 Trump Michigan Rally wireless SSID:

"BidenBuiltTheCages"

Password: "TrumpBuiltTheWall"


Ladies and Gents, The Intergalactic Troll-Master-In-Chief.

Posted by: Sharkman

How I love that man.

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (32aJ9)

329 45 on da stage

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)

330 Dave in Fla, which in your opinion is the more likely win for Trump:

Wisconsin or Pennsylvania?

Posted by: Blago at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (gkdnV)

331 Just saw a sign in O'Hare Airport that said:

Every 15 minutes an elephant is killed for its tusks."


____

Forget the fact 99% of that shit goes to China, tell American fliers about it instead.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (22mNy)

332 >>>I'm speculating that it might be almost as early, since either MN or WI might produce a Trump win an hour after PA polls close.




Biden is going to lid tomorrow morning at 8am.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (VWp7G)

333 Dang.
Newt puts it on the line!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (axyOa)

334 SNL could have made Trump stuff really funny since there is a lot of material there. But they just went for pure venom instead.
Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 08:58 PM (22mNy)

---------

Since the ShitMidas era SNL has been satisfied to have clapping seals instead of an actual audience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (wPVhA)

335 238 'Wings' was better and funnier.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 08:49 PM (88xKn)

I agree (and Crystal Bernard was hot).
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (3DJkT)


My brother dated Crystal at Baylor. After he smartly ditched her, she used to call me at 3:00 AM to cry about it. She's a loony. Her older sister, Robyn (sp?), was hotter and more sane.

We grew up from childhood with a star from Frasier. Her public face is not her private face. I was a close friend of her younger sister who died a few months ago from the same rare cancer that killed their mother. It was very sad.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (9IdCK)

336 I've been watching Styx and he's pretty even handed about it. But he's encouraging people to vote for Trump based on taxes if nothing else.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)

337 "...Trevor Noah and a turd are equally funny."

I have seen some funny turds in my time.

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (XpDOS)

338 SNL could have made Trump stuff really funny since there is a lot of material there. But they just went for pure venom instead.
Posted by: Asshoes a

----------> you'll notice that trump's caricature never got one line that's funny. He just sits there and takes abuse and acts like he's caught. Maybe that's one reason why they created "Them Trumps".

Jim Carrey was funny at first as Biden but the libs complained in butthurt that Carrey's Biden wasn't didactic enough, they actually felt humor and not glorious leader propaganda, and it made them sad. Now, he's just as bad as baldwin.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (zzdt2)

339
Scene 3 has one of the older (Black) girls at the Kentucky orphanage teaching her the word "cocksucker", and she then engages the custodian playing chess in the basement ...
Posted by: Just a small sampling

=========

Ignore all that. Chess is sex as it turns out.

That said, I thought the drama was awful but the chess community was interesting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (G51Gf)

340 follow that YouTube channel. Messi is a very special cat. Very smart, loves his parents. They take him to group dog obedience training sessions. He outperforms the german shepherds but in a distinctive cat like way. A dog jumps, a cat levitates :-)

I follow it too. Beautiful animal.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (lgiXo)

341 ... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by
drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?

I'd really like to have the multi-panel screen, with about a dozen of them all wailing in unison.
Posted by: April

Cuomo or Don LeMon. BC they are such assholes.

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (32aJ9)

342 >>Do you know if grammie is under one of them?

No I don't. Haven't heard from her recently.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)

343 There is a sea of red hats in Kenosha right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~

Do you know if grammie is under one of them?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM


Wave Grammie!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (axyOa)

344 Biden will be playing bingo at a home this time next week.

I doubt he has the mental faculty. He will be drooling in his easy chair, watching I Dream of Jeannie and sniffing his wife's hair thinking she is Barbara Eden...

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (3vIkC)

345 The yutes aren't voting this year. They are -1 million.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (dNzKv)

346 alright, let's see kenosha

Posted by: official redcheckmark at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (zzdt2)

347 Apologies Cicero, but I'm ordering an airstrike on your abode. Hope you voted already.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (VWp7G)

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That's fair. Shit actually has a slight edge over Trevor Noah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (wPVhA)

348 I have seen some funny turds in my time.
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (XpDOS)


Howdy ho!

Posted by: Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (S8ePJ)

349 >>> I think he means Trevor Noah and a turd are equally funny.


Dammit, I cannot recall the B-1s!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (VWp7G)

350 >> Biden is going to lid tomorrow morning at 8am.

Maybe he will just take over for Punxsutawney Phil and keep a lid until February.

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (XpDOS)

351 Stelter would be the funniest bleach drinker. Watching him cry hard and ugly, his big floppy tits heaving while he hyperventilated and snotted all over himself. Death grip on a bottle of Clorox. Suicide has never been funnier.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - die, russia, die at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (H5knJ)

352 >>> But Cheers always befuddled me. It purported to be a sitcom. It was not remotely funny.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

yep.
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (LPnfS)

=====

I liked when Coach would challenge someone to try to miss him with a baseball.

But then, that probably said more about my baseball career than just being funny.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (o9apC)

353 Initial scene: thoroughly hungover chess teen whiz is woken up after her all-night lesbian tryst to be ushered into the tournament hall....

Posted by: Just a small sampling at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (BBWrU)


Ah. Couldn't tell who was in the bed.

So it started off gay. Then it went transgender.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)

354 Dave in Fla, I've got a question for you. In my state, Virginia, we don't register to vote by political party. I've got an email saying that early voting showed it's possible Trump could squeak out a win here.

So here's my question: how could they know this? The votes aren't tallied before Election Day, right? The only thing I can think of is they are matching names to people that have previously voted in primaries. Could that be it?

In other words, are they basing this on the fact that more people who have voted in Republican primaires have already voted as opposed to those who voted in Democrat primaries?

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (/669Q)

355 I'd think watching the extended meltdowns, agony, maybe even bitter internecine recriminations (recall Chunk Uygur last time) would far exceed on-air self-destruction for our viewing pleasure. I vote for those.

I never watch these people, I mean never, barely know who some are - but for a replay of 2016, con molto brio, I vote long agonizing torture session.

Almost makes one hope for one of the Midwest states to put Trump over the top a bit later in the evening, not early.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (OTzUX)

356 The horn of Gondor!

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (Izzlo)

357 Forget the fact 99% of that shit goes to China, tell American fliers about it instead.


-

It's like the straw ban here in the US.

Yes, we're the ones dumping plastic into the rivers and oceans. Totes not those third world sh*tholes. It's us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (XTk1T)

358 L O Fucking L.

Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."

I just ......

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

359 >> Stelter would be the funniest bleach drinker.

I would buy the blu-ray version.

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (XpDOS)

360
Three events for Trump today? Scranton, Traverse, and Kenosha?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)

361 Canned shrimp, shrimp in a pouch, dried shrimp, shrimp kibble, shrimp catnip, raw shrimp, shrimp tuna, chicken and shrimp...

Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (786Ro)

362 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?


+=

Chris Wallace. Because he is very , incredibly, impossibly dumb.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)

363 349 >>> I think he means Trevor Noah and a turd are equally funny.


Dammit, I cannot recall the B-1s!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (VWp7G


How much gas are they carrying? Could you make California?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (3aLWR)

364 Three events for Trump today? Scranton, Traverse, and Kenosha?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)

Five. NC this morning and also Grand Rapids MI tonight after Kenosha.

Posted by: AF at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (S8ePJ)

365 Ignore all that. Chess is sex as it turns out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM


I've tried to tell you that, to much derision here.

Posted by: Midwesterner at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (DMUuz)

366 Trump's Kenosha rally:

"We're going to be together for four more years. We're going to be together forever!"

Yes please

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ojwvu)

367 >>Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."

Go long on plastic barbells.

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (XpDOS)

368 258 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?

The Young Turks

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (YxfPJ)

369 I thought Trump did five today, starting at midnight.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (JKNZq)

370 Hillary of the ceiling non glass breakers didn't even get to +10 nationally. Any poll that says that can be thrown out immediately.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (r+sAi)

371 Bluebell. That's part of how they gauge it here. But dang! Virginia flipping would be huge!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (axyOa)

372
360
Three events for Trump today? Scranton, Traverse, and Kenosha?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)

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All well-known white supremacy strongholds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (wPVhA)

373 Tomorrow should more properly be called Reality Check 2020.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (FsgBK)

374 Biden will be playing bingo at a home this time next week.

-

I love the idea of making a fake Oval Office and letting him sit there and pretend he's president as his brain slowly finishes wasting away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (XTk1T)

375 He will be drooling in his easy chair, watching I Dream of Jeannie and sniffing his wife's hair thinking she is Barbara Eden...
Posted by: Mookie

He'll be asking Not Doctor Jill if he's still a Senator.

Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (nnf6G)

376 As for SCOTUS, Trump is laying down a marker. Try to cheat and he will go to the mat fighting. He's not going to be a failure theater Republican.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 08:47 PM (5p7BC)


That's one thing why, no matter what you think about Trump being a jerk, if you're even slightly Republican you should be strongly behind him. He's one of the only people waving the Republican flag for the last 20 years that doesn't just give up and bend over for his opponent. I feel like if he wins by 3,476,655 votes and thinks that 1 vote for him isn't being counted, he'll put up a fight for that 1 vote.

I'll take an asshole who fights for us over the nice guy who gets f'd over like every pussy.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (XwTyM)

377 I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

378
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (OTzUX)


=========

I've got all the 2016 ones memorized (YouTube fare). Ready for the 2020s.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (G51Gf)

379 328 Trump Michigan Rally wireless SSID:

"BidenBuiltTheCages"

Password: "TrumpBuiltTheWall"


Ladies and Gents, The Intergalactic Troll-Master-In-Chief.

Posted by: Sharkman

How I love that man.
Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:00 PM (32aJ9)

They have several different ones! Love the lower right one...

https://tinyurl.com/y5bzftwq

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)

380 Cheers was depressing, but pretty sure that was intended.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (qiqGr)

381 Mouse and shrimp, shrimp shells, shrimp with human liver, shrimp and your jugular...

Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (786Ro)

382 microphones don't work...nice job

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (zr5Kq)

383 Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."

Chris Cuomo on the laptop from hell: "Ignore the gutter and focus on the stutter."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (SchxB)

384 286 You'll know it's over when Martha Raddatz starts crying.
Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 08:56 PM (YxfPJ)

I want to see Ana Kasparian (hot, but evil) ranting about how the people voted against their best interests again.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (3DJkT)

385
I thought Trump did five today, starting at midnight.
Posted by: notsothoreau

==========

So did I. What are the other two? I've got Traverse, Scranton, and Kenosha.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (G51Gf)

386 Isn't it running about an hour late by now? (Or is my clock wrong)
Posted by: Grand Rapids will stay up late again at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (BBWrU)

My dog is still running on PBT (Pogo Belly Time). She was bugging me at 3:00 P.M. for her dinner that gets at 4:00 P.M. Should have told her about the clocks changing, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (6HUM8)

387 bluebell I think the vote tomorrow is for voters modeled by various data indicating past election participation, including primaries. I've seen different models, but they all do pretty well in predicting who will vote.

So, no, they're not actual votes - not yet. By this time tomorrow in some states, most of them should be.

I keep thinking, using common sense and looking at the stats from Trump rally ticket applicants, that there may be upside surprise in Trump voter #s tomorrow. First-timers and cross-overs, and above-expected independents breaking his way, all would add to the modeled #, depending on how they do it.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (OTzUX)

388 Trump is such a great improviser.

The way he's working the crowd with his mic problems is so great.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (ojwvu)

389 Looking at this crowd in Kenosha...

Calling WI for Trump now. He won this county by .3% in 2016. They are fired up.

Huge crowd.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (5p7BC)

390 377 I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)


Three 9-years old girls and a 7-year old boy.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (9IdCK)

391
I've been watching Styx and he's pretty even handed about it. But he's
encouraging people to vote for Trump based on taxes if nothing else.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)


Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)

392 I want a puma! And an ocelot! But I'll accept the "pocket panther" on my feet.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Bombay mom at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (XKZwp)

393 Bret Baier.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (qiqGr)

394 Ignore all that. Chess is sex as it turns out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM

I've tried to tell you that, to much derision here.
Posted by: Midwesterner at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (DMUuz)


Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (t+qrx)

395
I'll take an asshole who fights for us over the nice guy who gets f'd over like every pussy.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (XwTyM)

"I can't spare this man. He fights!" - Abraham Lincoln on General U.S Grant

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (3DJkT)

396 366 Trump's Kenosha rally:

"We're going to be together for four more years. We're going to be together forever!"

Yes please
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ojwvu)

Philadelphia Flyers coach Fred Shero wrote this on the locker room chalkboard before their 1974 Stanley Cup victory: "Win today and we will walk together forever."

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (Izzlo)

397 Chris Wallace. Because he is very , incredibly, impossibly dumb.
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)


He'll fade out babbling that Mueller never proved that Trump was not a Russian stooge.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (/Dgcm)

398 That Queens Gambit chick is teh hawt.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (22mNy)

399 Trump is ad-libbing through microphone problems.

Biden wouldn't be able to do even that.

And that stiff is within shouting distance of the Presidency.

THAT is what's truly frightening about the state of America today.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (NiXyF)

400 Stelter would be the funniest bleach drinker. Watching him cry hard and
ugly, his big floppy tits heaving while he hyperventilated and snotted
all over himself. Death grip on a bottle of Clorox. Suicide has never
been funnier.


True. But you know Chris Wallace get all dramatic and self-pitying and would cry and threaten a few times before he did it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (3P/5p)

401 Blonde - NC also. First one I think - Fayette-Nam, was the cancelled one from last week.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (OTzUX)

402 Three events for Trump today?

Seven.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (I2/tG)

403 258 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)

TV- Piss Wallace
Twitter- Keith Olberdouch
Blog- Analpundit

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (Ojki1)

404 The first thing any Hordling thinks upon encountering the first name Brandy is "You're a fine girl."
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (DMUu


Not going to tell you what I think when I meet a girl named "Brandi"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (2C38g)

405 391


I've been watching Styx and he's pretty even handed about it. But he's

encouraging people to vote for Trump based on taxes if nothing else.



Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)


Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?



Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)

He'd like to keep his pieces of eight.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (KnJdm)

406 Bluebell. That's part of how they gauge it here. But dang! Virginia flipping would be huge!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (axyOa)
---------

It would! I don't know if it could happen, but I would love it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (/669Q)

407 Prediction: There will be no bats tomorrow evening.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (DMUuz)

408 So did I. What are the other two? I've got Traverse, Scranton, and Kenosha.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
----------
Finished Miami at 1:30 AM, then Fayatteville NC, Scranton, Traverse City, Kenosha, finishing in Grand Rapids.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (5p7BC)

409 So did I. What are the other two? I've got Traverse, Scranton, and Kenosha.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (G51Gf)


He started in North Carolina today and ends in Grand Rapids, MI.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (NiXyF)

410 "Take her out, Mr. Saavik."

Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ikXZL)

411 Hey, you know what would seal WI for Biden? Another mostly peaceful protest in Kenosha tonight. People love mostly peaceful protests.

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (XpDOS)

412 In 2016 Dems wanted Hillary to break the glass ceiling. In 2020 Dems want to break glass windows & doors.

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (FsgBK)

413 I kept meaning to early vote. Never did. So I'll probably spend 2 hours in line in cold rainy weather. One of these days I should start thinking about not procrastinating.

Posted by: Asshoes at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (22mNy)

414 Three events for Trump today? Scranton, Traverse, and Kenosha?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)

---------

All well-known white supremacy strongholds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (wPVhA)



You cannot get more white than the Dutch - Van Rapids.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (/Dgcm)

415
They have several different ones! Love the lower right one...

lol. That must really stick in the lefties craw.

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (32aJ9)

416 I've been watching Styx and he's pretty even handed about it. But he's


encouraging people to vote for Trump based on taxes if nothing else.





Posted by: notsothoreau at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)


Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?





Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)

He'd like to keep his pieces of eight.


C'mon, Styx is just a blue collar man.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (SchxB)

417 Frothy mouth rabid goth bats ftw!

Posted by: Wardo at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (nzKWW)

418 380 Cheers was depressing, but pretty sure that was intended.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:06 PM (qiqGr)

I was only a tyke when Cheers was on, but I remember seeing it in syndication and having the same thought. You feel depressed that these people are wasting their lives away in this bar, then you realize that you are wasting your life watching these people waste their lives away in this bar, so that makes you worse.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (7I7hm)

419 335

We grew up from childhood with a star from Frasier. Her public face is not her private face. I was a close friend of her younger sister who died a few months ago from the same rare cancer that killed their mother. It was very sad.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 02, 2020 09:01 PM (9IdCK)

********************

Peri Gilpin (Ros)?
Jane Leeves (Daphne) is English so you wouldn't have grown up near her, I'd guess. And they're the only two female stars of the show.
Always fancied Ros.

Fun fact: Jane Leeves' Manchester accent was dogshit as she comes from a nice posh part of southern England hundreds of miles from Manchester.
John Mahoney (Martin Crane) actually grew up in Lancashire not that far from Manchester and could do the accent pitch perfect if he wanted to.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (oaWXk)

420 Our kitten looks and acts like a little house tiger. But he's extremely affectionate and runs to the door to greet us like a dog.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

421 Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)

You're only fooling yourself.

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (88xKn)

422 377
I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)


6 lines so far and a couple of hookers....

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (3vIkC)

423 Not going to tell you what I think when I meet a girl named "Brandi"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM


I'm sure it depends on whether she dots the 'i' with a little heart or not, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)

424
L O Fucking L.

Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."

I just ......
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


He's referring to the jibbering numbskull who cannot finish a sentence coherently? Or has he transitioned to discussing pressure measuring instrumentation?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (pNxlR)

425 I liked when Coach would challenge someone to try to miss him with a baseball.

But then, that probably said more about my baseball career than just being funny.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (o9apC)



Telephone rings. And rings. And rings.
CLIFF CLAVIN: Aren't you going to answer that, Coach?
COACH: Naw, Cliffy, it's just in my head.


Loved that show. Don't understand the haters here.

Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)

426 C'mon, Styx is just a blue collar man.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (SchxB)


Come sail away, come sail away . . .

Posted by: Cartman at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (NiXyF)

427
Okay, I checked.

Five events.

Two in Michigan, one each in North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (G51Gf)

428 392 I want a puma! And an ocelot! But I'll accept the "pocket panther" on my feet.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Bombay mom at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (XKZwp)

I want a cougar

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (Izzlo)

429 Our kitten looks and acts like a little house tiger. But he's extremely affectionate and runs to the door to greet us like a dog.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)


He also weighs less than a cantaloupe.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx)

430 >>>How much gas are they carrying? Could you make California?




Roger that.... recalculating....

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (VWp7G)

431 I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)


Hus third eight ball and second pegging by an under age prostitute dressed up like Pippy Longstockings.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (/Dgcm)

432 Ah. Couldn't tell who was in the bed.
So it started off gay. Then it went transgender.
Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:03 PM (ZfRYq)

I don't think you find out until episode 5 (she goes to France for a tournament, and meets an actress IIRC). I forget whether she's hooked up with 2 or 3 male chessplayers by then (and isn't too thrilled therein).

Posted by: And let me tell you about her adoptive mom.... at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (BBWrU)

433 Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?







Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)

He'd like to keep his pieces of eight.

C'mon, Styx is just a blue collar man.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (SchxB)

You're fooling yourself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (KnJdm)

434 421 Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)

You're only fooling yourself.

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (88xKn)

Let's ask Mr. Roboto

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (hlVcQ)

435 >>>Two in Michigan, one each in North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.



The man is a machine.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (VWp7G)

436 423
Not going to tell you what I think when I meet a girl named "Brandi"!



She's a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (3vIkC)

437 Say what you will, but Trump likes closing a deal. Biden likes closing his lid.

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (XpDOS)

438 Welp, I've had a long weird day. Going to vote tomorrow. 'Night all.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

439 What are they chanting?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

440 I'd call for a Grand Rapids meet-up seeing that there's so many of us, but we'd have to provide our names and phone numbers, and Whitmer is watching, so...

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Xo3T0)

441
318 5 different names for that critter: Cougar, Puma, Mountain Lion, Panther, and Cat-A-Mount

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 02, 2020 08:52 PM (hrRsI)

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at least 7*

paint
painter

* and probably more, but those are additional ones I heard when I was young in the South
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (XTk1T)

--------

Let's not all forget, puma is the shittiest superpower.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (5+b5I)

442 He's playing with the sound guys now. Good fun

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (7ZQe3)

443 Telephone rings. And rings. And rings.
CLIFF CLAVIN: Aren't you going to answer that, Coach?
COACH: Naw, Cliffy, it's just in my head.


Loved that show. Don't understand the haters here.
Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)

Telephone rings.

COACH: Hello, Cheers. Let me check - Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?

CLIFF: That's you, Coach.

COACH: Speaking!

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo)

444 As soon as Lil' Pump attended a Trump rally, this election was over.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

445 I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

His second 8 ball. At least.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (5FCda)

446 I want a cougar
Posted by: josephistan



Check the bars around 10:00 pm.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (mKjKi)

447 419 Jane Leeves was a dancer and skit player on the Benny Hill Show.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (I58tH)

448 >>Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."


Poise is a beand of lady diaper.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (asSeZ)

449 I liked Cheers a lot, but it was very melancholy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (qiqGr)

450 I'd call for a Grand Rapids meet-up seeing that there's so many of us, but we'd have to provide our names and phone numbers, and Whitmer is watching, so...
Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Xo3T0)


Keep me posted. Email in nick.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (t+qrx)

451 404 The first thing any Hordling thinks upon encountering the first name Brandy is "You're a fine girl."
This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 08:59 PM (DMUu

Not going to tell you what I think when I meet a girl named "Brandi"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM (2C38g)

I knew a girl named Brandy. Tall, brunette, insanely hot.

Batshit crazy.

I had to invoke Rule #1.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (3DJkT)

452
Three events for Trump today? Scranton, Traverse, and Kenosha?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:04 PM (G51Gf)


Five. He started in Fayetteville, NC, and then Scranton, PA (eat it, Joe!). Then Traverse City, Kenosha and Grand Rapids.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (pNxlR)

453 I tried to find the "Messi the Puma playfully rips out his owner's throat" video. Did it get taken down?

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)

454 OK, folks, time for bed.

Up early to vote and then pray. Don't think I'll do more than lurk tomorrow.

Prayers for President Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (2JVJo)

455 This goober with the microphones.


I am laughing my ass off.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (3P/5p)

456 Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)

You're only fooling yourself.

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (88xKn)



I'm not saying that they are aliens ... but they are aliens.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (yQpMk)

457
Finished Miami at 1:30 AM, then Fayatteville NC, Scranton, Traverse City, Kenosha, finishing in Grand Rapids.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

==========

My president is a force of nature!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (G51Gf)

458 >>> C'mon, Styx is just a blue collar man.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:09 PM (SchxB)

Come sail away, come sail away . . .
Posted by: Cartman at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (NiXyF)

Tommy Shaw >>>. Dennis "Mr. Roboto" DeYoung.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (o9apC)

459 >>>Check the bars around 10:00 pm.
Posted by: rickb223



You owe me a keyboard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (VWp7G)

460 I love my President!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (2C38g)

461 >>You're fooling yourself.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (KnJdm)


You are wasting your breath.

He won't believe it.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (asSeZ)

462 377 I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

****************

His nuts inside a 14 year old neice probably.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (oaWXk)

463 Bluebell, it is simply the degree that people vote. Some people vote in every single election, school bond issues, local races, etc., primaries, runoffs, general elections. These are high propensity voters, then you get their approximate party id by what primary they voted in.

In a blue (or a deep red) state, there is some noise because some counties are not competitive for one party or the other so people vote in the primary elections opposite of their preferences at the national level in order to have a say in local government. Nowadays, they probably also buy targeting information from social media companies and Trump has his own datafiles based on rallies, past contacts, etc.

Everything from downloaded movies you like, magazine subscriptions, where you shop, etc. are all available to big biz, parties, and gubmint. Just takes money to get it out in usable form.

If I had enough information about you, coupled with the voter history file, I suspect that I could predict your party preference pretty accurately with access to the right databases.

Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (pO7gM)

464 258 Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on air, who would you pick and why?
Posted by: some guy out west


Maddow

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (U2p+3)

465 Hus third eight ball and second pegging by an under age prostitute dressed up like Pippy Longstockings.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:11 PM (/Dgcm)

That's oddly specific.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (xgcdF)

466 >>But Cheers always befuddled me. It purported to be a sitcom. It was not remotely funny.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:45 PM (3DJkT)

We used to go to the bar it was based on when we lived on Beacon Hill. It was absolutely nothing like the show. The only identifiable "regular" was a middle-aged white-haired guy who was there every night trying to pick up chicks from Emerson or wherever. Pathetic and not funny. One night it was crowded and we were sitting at a large table in the back with some other random folks who decided to take a seat. Lots of people were smoking, so my roomate decided to light up a joint and pass it around. Memorable. Another night were were both quite stoned and started a BS Heidegger-like conversation throwing around a lot of philosophy terminology as if we were actually saying something, which we weren't. When we stopped, an old guy from the table next to us leaned over and said, "I really agree with what you guys had to say." He seemed very grateful.

Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (QE8X6)

467 Best stand up comic around. No one else is even close

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (7ZQe3)

468 443 Telephone rings. And rings. And rings.
CLIFF CLAVIN: Aren't you going to answer that, Coach?
COACH: Naw, Cliffy, it's just in my head.


Loved that show. Don't understand the haters here.
Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)

Telephone rings.

COACH: Hello, Cheers. Let me check - Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?

CLIFF: That's you, Coach.

COACH: Speaking!
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo)

I just can't get into characters that are unrealistically stupid. Like that abortion of a Ghostbusters movie with all the chicks. Thor plays their dumb secretary but he's literally too dumb to be alive. Someone that dumb would've died in their youth by doing something super dumb.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ZEsnN)

469 Russians are nuts. I mean, honestly, they're truly a bizarre people.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston



I've just started rereading The Gulag Archipelago and I rate this comment true. More than 70 percent of the people who were sent to their deaths in the Gulag were guilty of no crime. Both the prisoners and the guards and administrators KNEW from the moment a person fell under the police state's baleful eye that the accused were innocent. Yet somewhere between 20 and 40 million people were murdered by their countrymen. For NOTHING.

The Russians are certifiable.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ikXZL)

470 Five. He started in Fayetteville, NC, and then Scranton, PA (eat it, Joe!). Then Traverse City, Kenosha and Grand Rapids.

Six. He was in Miami around 0100 today.

Posted by: 🐧 at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (C+evo)

471 Trump mocking the "Trump can't hold a cup with one hand" media mockery.

He's using a handheld mic and he's like Elvis the way he controls a crowd.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ojwvu)

472
but we'd have to provide our names and phone numbers, and Whitmer is watching, so...
Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Xo3T0)

Keep me posted. Email in nick.
Posted by: hogmartin


Skeedaddle across the border to South Bend, IN

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (pNxlR)

473 > I don't think you find out until episode 5 (she goes to France for a tournament, and meets an actress IIRC)

Oh wait, the French tournament is episode 6... #5 is when one of the male chessplayers decides to play hard-to-get (but bags her in #6 before France)

Posted by: Not even Maria Manakova is that horny at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (BBWrU)

474 @ReaganBattalion

Even Gaga couldn't get out more than 100 people for Joe Biden

https://tinyurl.com/yxl5ooge

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (cF8AT)

475 This bit with the microphones is fricking hilarious

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (8YFRI)

476 I see the Meatball has really made the big time, so to speak:

https://tinyurl.com/y2zxcs48

Posted by: Bert G at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (OMsf+)

477 Check the bars around 10:00 pm.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (mKjKi)

bars. hell

laundromats is the happening place

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (R3uW8)

478 453 I tried to find the "Messi the Puma playfully rips out his owner's throat" video. Did it get taken down?
Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)

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They do it out of love.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (wPVhA)

479 L O Fucking L.

Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."

I just ......
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

poise is a brand name of bladder leak undergarments. What's he saying about Joe?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (Wm5SB)

480 What are they chanting?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
~~~~~

"We love you."

Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (sGotD)

481 You are wasting your breath.

He won't believe it.
Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (asSeZ)

It's like you have too much time on your hands.

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (88xKn)

482 Biden's campaign song should be "I'm my own grandpa"

Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (FsgBK)

483 Dave in Fla, I've got a question for you. In my state, Virginia, we don't register to vote by political party. I've got an email saying that early voting showed it's possible Trump could squeak out a win here.

So here's my question: how could they know this? The votes aren't tallied before Election Day, right? The only thing I can think of is they are matching names to people that have previously voted in primaries. Could that be it?

In other words, are they basing this on the fact that more people who have voted in Republican primaires have already voted as opposed to those who voted in Democrat primaries?
Posted by: bluebell
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States without voter identification they still have records of your voting preferences through marketing data. There are very good databases that can guess closely on your party affiliation just by tracking how you live your life. For instance, you use a credit card to pay for range time, that is a clue to your feelings about the 2nd amendment.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (5p7BC)

484 Domesticated? No, not in the strictest sense of the word.

OTOH, "socialized"? Yup, pretty much.

P.S.-- the videos of lynxes they breed are interesting and cute.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (W+kMI)

485 442 He's playing with the sound guys now. Good fun
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (7ZQe3)
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I put myself through college as a concert sound guy. >29 yrs ago. That exchange made me cringe. Those guys do not want to be part of the show...

Posted by: Bunkerintheburbs at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (DbbiL)

486 He's actually better with a hand held mic. More like Shecky Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (ZLI7S)

487 >>I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

4 lines and a stripper's ass crack

Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (0FTCx)

488 Metal Trump is going to have a field day with this footage of Trump holding a mike

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (Izzlo)

489 423 Not going to tell you what I think when I meet a girl named "Brandi"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:08 PM

I'm sure it depends on whether she dots the 'i' with a little heart or not, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)


Thank God for girls with daddy issues!

Posted by: Dean Winchester at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (VcFUs)

490 My president is a force of nature!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Trump has more energy than any 10 other Presidents.

Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (nnf6G)

491 >>> Is he going to do the Grand Illusion?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:07 PM (wf/AT)

You're only fooling yourself.

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (88xKn)


I'm not saying that they are aliens ... but they are aliens.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at November 02, 2020 09:14 PM (yQpMk)

====

Aliens? Are they from the Desert Moon?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (o9apC)

492 I was watching Cheers on Yugoslavian TV.

It was subtitled because they couldn't afford to dub yet.

There was this long double entendre joke set up - the subtitle was like two words.

I thought either Serbian was very advanced in its cleverness, or else they just put "let's screw" as the joke.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:17 PM (ZfRYq)

493 L O Fucking L.

Chris Cuomo just now: "Ignore the noise and focus on the poise."

I just ......
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

poise is a brand name of bladder leak undergarments. What's he saying about Joe?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls



He just pissed himself??

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (mKjKi)

494 482 Biden's campaign song should be "I'm my own grandpa"
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (FsgBK)


Or "Dazed and Confused."

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (dOV9E)

495 Biden campaign is going to have rallies tomorrow. Biden will be in PA and Harris in Detroit. Tells you a lot.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (xPl2J)

496 laundromats is the happening place
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (R3uW


NOW you tell me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (2C38g)

497 377 I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at November 02, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

His neck in cocaine.

Posted by: jsg at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (aOX2S)

498 Whig's answer was better

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (5p7BC)

499 Skeedaddle across the border to South Bend, IN
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (pNxlR)


I don't know any coyotes

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (t+qrx)

500 469 Russians are nuts. I mean, honestly, they're truly a bizarre people.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston



I've just started rereading The Gulag Archipelago and I rate this comment true. More than 70 percent of the people who were sent to their deaths in the Gulag were guilty of no crime. Both the prisoners and the guards and administrators KNEW from the moment a person fell under the police state's baleful eye that the accused were innocent. Yet somewhere between 20 and 40 million people were murdered by their countrymen. For NOTHING.

The Russians are certifiable.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ikXZL)

They write damn fine novels however. You really can't beat the great Russian novelists. Maybe Dickens comes close but that's pretty much it.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (ORhOd)

501 I just can't get into characters that are unrealistically stupid. Like that abortion of a Ghostbusters movie with all the chicks. Thor plays their dumb secretary but he's literally too dumb to be alive. Someone that dumb would've died in their youth by doing something super dumb.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM


I have a friend who writes (successfully) Romance fiction. She tells me they, the writers, have an acronym for many of the characters that inhabit said fiction, TSTL.

Too Stupid To Live.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (DMUuz)

502 Skeedaddle across the border to South Bend, IN

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (pNxlR)

We have out idiotic mask-loving governor, but at least he's not as bad as Karen!

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:18 PM (3vIkC)

503 I put myself through college as a concert sound guy. >29 yrs ago. That exchange made me cringe. Those guys do not want to be part of the show...

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I spent a number of years in concert promotion. It's called a sound check

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (7ZQe3)

504 Hey, you know what would seal WI...

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Trump should offer to pay Kyle Rittenhouse's bail in the middle of the rally.

Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (kOpft)

505 Did Joe order balloons ?

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (zr5Kq)

506 Oh, and bluebell,
Despite folks believing old Virginia is down with blue flu, you have some singularly obnoxious state politicians Northam and Warner that even blue voters have to hold their nose to vote for.

They also aroused the rural state with the whole Bloomberg financed gun grabber thing.

In a wave election, almost anything can happen.

Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (pO7gM)

507 482 Biden's campaign song should be "I'm my own grandpa"
Posted by: Fortune Cookie Editor at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (FsgBK)

Word

Posted by: Philip J. Fry at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (Izzlo)

508 What are they chanting?

I think they're talking to the Dems: https://youtu.be/tf6Nc_saktQ

*NSFW* Naughty language.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (SchxB)

509
For me, winning PA, OH AND FL is important because if those three can be secured, it will be a LONG night for Mr. Biden.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 08:55 PM (3DJkT)

I will take 270.

I prefer humiliation.

Trump staring into the camera at 10 p.m. EST, saying to the opposition, "you have been rebuked, you are discredited, you have failed. Just go. You never again will rise."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (puu6v)

510 I'm sure it depends on whether she dots the 'i' with a little heart or not, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)


My brother!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (2C38g)

511 But Cheers always befuddled me. It purported to be a sitcom. It was not remotely funny.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

yep.
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic
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OK, avoiding work so i wrote this:


Oh man, I liked cheers. It struggled at times to keep the groove, but it was one of those shows that advanced the art. First, it was an hour long sitcom. This gave it the opportunity to set up longer arcs and multiple story lines. They (Charles Burrows Charles) really innovated the use of multiple story lines that collided at the end in a funny call-back type scene. (for example, woody playing Moses in a play and showing up in the bar just as Carla is having a crisis and her thinking it is God there to confront her.)

Cheers also used the occasional character like the old guy Al who would show up for one funny line every few weeks. ("screaming viking - I haven't been called that since my honeymoon")

But mostly cheers developed the seasonal arc that combined sitcom with drama. They could do that because of the hour long format and this was a precursor to the type of drama we saw in such seminal shows as Sopranos or Braking Bad, where arcs are created and nurtured thoughout the the season and even throughout the run. Other sitcoms did this (like, Happy Days, for example) but it was secondary and no one tuned in to care about whether Fonzie got a new apartment or if Pinky Tuscadaro finally turned things around. Their season arcs were always secondary to the cheap joke set ups and only used to create a situation. Cheers used it as a draw and not just one arc but many arcs. Short one episode arcs, but also three or four episode arcs, (The french guy showing up, woody and the girl,...) and full season arcs (Sam and whomever he was trying to bed) and even multi season arcs (sam and Dianne)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (LWu6U)

512 I have no memory of election night last presidential election. I assume I voted for Trump but I honestly can't recall. I know I didn't vote for Hillary. I do remember the morning after the election. Holy fuck was that lit, and I enjoyed everyone here gloating over Hillary's lots, that was fun.

But I didn't become a Trumper until many months later, after Trump's inauguration speech. That was the beginning of my Trump conversion.

Posted by: Max Power at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (QCc6B)

513 OK, cheers type story.
Several years ago a local watering hole finally closed to make way for condos. We often went for a beer after playing hoops or whatever. They did a local report on the place and it featured one of the regulars who always wore a glitter tie.
He said "I don't know where I'm going to go now..." I never gave much thought to the guy until I saw that and said to myself "holy cow, this guy's life is this place..."

How sad.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (fMhOl)

514 Russian classical music is the bomb.

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (w7KSn)

515 505 Did Joe order balloons ?
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (zr5Kq)

----------

On consignment.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (wPVhA)

516 In a wave election, almost anything can happen.
Posted by: whig at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (pO7gM)


And being a Gemini, I can expect the unexpected.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:20 PM (t+qrx)

517 Too Stupid To Live.

Yo!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:20 PM (SchxB)

518 215
>>>send in the trolls

there ought to be trolls







If not trolls, at least send in some hoors.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)

------------------------

Reminds me of a scene from 'The Moon is a Harsh Mistress' by Heinlein. "Send us hoors, lots and lots of hoors, we'll marry 'em, you betcha!"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 09:20 PM (+3rQF)

519 Trump will take Michigan Pennsylvania Wisconsin and Minnesota. Along with FL, Georgia, AZ, NC, NH, NM, NV, and NY.

He's gonna run it up so hard they won't be able to even pretend it wasn't a blowout of epic proportions. The media meltdown will be delicious!

Because God loves us and wants us to be happy!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (Vxu+H)

520 POISE?

Am i even on the AOS smart military blog?


500 comments in and no one has a little spritz comment.

I don't know any of you!

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (VcFUs)

521 464 258

Maddow.

Carville #2.

Posted by: mnw at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (Cssks)

522 Biden campaign is going to have rallies tomorrow. Biden will be in PA and Harris in Detroit. Tells you a lot.
Posted by: Mark1971
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Hmm, where have I heard that before...

"The "conservative" prediction, this assumes Trump performs as expected or slightly below and fights for the remaining swing states, fraud is a significant factor:
Trump also wins Pennsylvania and Michigan : Trump's final vote is 296 EVs."

I love the Biden pathetic campaign confirming it for me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (5p7BC)

523 The Russians are certifiable.

*********

Patton thought so as well, he thought the military heads lost their fucking minds by not going after the Russians after the Nazis were defeated.

Makes you wonder had they listened to him would we have ever had a Cold War, Vietnam War, etc?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (8YFRI)

524 514
Russian classical music is the bomb.

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (w7KSn)


Remember when the Soviets would play classical music on State TV when one of their dictators died? I thin CNN should do that tomorrow evening - only substitute the classical music with endless loops of screaming triggered girl from the 2017 Trump Inauguration.

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (3vIkC)

525 The Russians are an Asiatic people.
Trust me on this.

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (w7KSn)

526 504 Hey, you know what would seal WI...

---

Trump should offer to pay Kyle Rittenhouse's bail in the middle of the rally.
Posted by: Methos at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (kOpft)

That would be awesome.

How can Trump be so happy and relaxed? The man is worn out and still having fun!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (puu6v)

527 522 Biden campaign is going to have rallies tomorrow. Biden will be in PA and Harris in Detroit. Tells you a lot.
Posted by: Mark1971
-------------
Hmm, where have I heard that before...

"The "conservative" prediction, this assumes Trump performs as expected or slightly below and fights for the remaining swing states, fraud is a significant factor:
Trump also wins Pennsylvania and Michigan : Trump's final vote is 296 EVs."

I love the Biden pathetic campaign confirming it for me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:21 PM (5p7BC)

=========

Less than three hours until the first results.

You know, from the screwy NH precincts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (NWM+b)

528 So here's my question: how could they know this? The votes aren't tallied before Election Day, right? The only thing I can think of is they are matching names to people that have previously voted in primaries. Could that be it?

In other words, are they basing this on the fact that more people who have voted in Republican primaires have already voted as opposed to those who voted in Democrat primaries?
Posted by: bluebell
-----------
States without voter identification they still have records of your voting preferences through marketing data. There are very good databases that can guess closely on your party affiliation just by tracking how you live your life. For instance, you use a credit card to pay for range time, that is a clue to your feelings about the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (5p7BC)


Plus they have a record of what primaries you voted in. That's a clue.

I don't think Daniel Gade's campaign thinks he is winning, and I think he would trend with Trump.



Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (ZfRYq)

529 James O'Keefe Files Defamation Lawsuit Against New York Times

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (97Jmy)

530
Her Majesty is complaining about the time change. The dogs are complaining about the time change.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (mht8P)

531 "Don't pay the damn bill...piece of garbage they gave me."

LOL! Talking about the mic.

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (cF8AT)

532 He's having a ball tonight. Gotta love it

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:23 PM (7ZQe3)

533 For the 2016 election, I was in a time zone that permitted me to, in effect, stay up all night. So I was there for the late Pennsylvania call, and the victory speech, and that pervert guy coming out and explaining that Hillary was too drunk to talk until the next day.

The schadenfreude as the lib publications started to weigh in as morning arrived...oh, the schadenfreude. My favorite was a headline in Slate (pretty sure):

How Will I Explain Trump's Victory To My Poor, Innocent Children?

You could do worse than to visit the ONT for that night.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:23 PM (dOV9E)

534 >>Did Joe order balloons ?
Posted by: runner

He keeps breathing all the helium out of them so he can talk like Daffy Duck.

Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (0FTCx)

535 Less than three hours until the first results.

You know, from the screwy NH precincts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (NWM+b)
*******
Dixville Notch

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (97Jmy)

536 443 Telephone rings. And rings. And rings.
CLIFF CLAVIN: Aren't you going to answer that, Coach?
COACH: Naw, Cliffy, it's just in my head.


Loved that show. Don't understand the haters here.
Posted by: Puma Gump Shrimp Company at November 02, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro)

Telephone rings.

COACH: Hello, Cheers. Let me check - Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?

CLIFF: That's you, Coach.

COACH: Speaking!
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo)

-------------------------

"What's shakin', Norm?"

"All four cheeks, and a couple of chins"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (CAJOC)

537 On consignment.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (wPVhA)

Second hand balloons. Some will say "Happy Birthday". Some "Happy Anniversary". Some "Rest in Peace".

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

538 524 514
Russian classical music is the bomb.

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:19 PM (w7KSn)


Remember when the Soviets would play classical music on State TV when one of their dictators died? I thin CNN should do that tomorrow evening - only substitute the classical music with endless loops of screaming triggered girl from the 2017 Trump Inauguration.

*******************

I believe they call them 'reeeeeeeeeruns'.






I'm also available for functions and corporate entertainment.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (oaWXk)

539 >>>Dixville Notch



The ladies there are very satisfied.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (VWp7G)

540 >>I wonder what Hunter is up to tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

Even money he's clawing at the inside of a coffin in the middle of the Sonora Desert.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (W+kMI)

541 Watching Trump in Kenosha - it's like he hosts five Woodstocks a day

Posted by: mindful webworker
clik for my dumb 2016 Election video
at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (d20MQ)

542 "Oh man, I liked cheers. It struggled at times to keep the groove, but it was one of those shows that advanced the art. First, it was an hour long sitcom."

Maybe I'm misremembering but Cheers was 30 min per episode right?

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (7I7hm)

543 Her Majesty is complaining about the time change. The dogs are complaining about the time change.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

doggeh is very upset with the late dinners!

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (nUhF0)

544 Oh - paying Rittenhouse's bail, now that's an evil genius idea.

Imagine the reaction.

He probably won't need it - but it would probably net him votes, in WI and elsewhere.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (OTzUX)

545 My Li'l Blutarski-ette daughter is flying back to Chicago tomorrow morning, early, to vote. She's been back with us since Covid shut Chicago down. She also hates Trump, so Mrs Blutarski suggest she make herself scarce for the election and after. So we can gloat.

Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (nnf6G)

546 Less than three hours until the first results.

You know, from the screwy NH precincts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (NWM+b)

Oh, come on! How the hell else would anyone else in America know about Dixville Notch? Cut NH some slack!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (3DJkT)

547 Feeling better reading all this but what about voter fraud? Can this still swing the election?

Posted by: Stuck in IL at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (ELjCd)

548 What happens in Dixville, stays in Dixville.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (wPVhA)

549 The best thing about the Trump rallies is no social distancing and masks clearly optional. Some folks wear them. Some do not. Exactly as it should be in the free nation known as America!

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (3vIkC)

550 I always expected that the Zombie Apocalypse would arrive. I just didn't expect it to run for President.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (dOV9E)

551 Cheers almost exclusively took place on one set. It could have been a play. Or a radio comedy, as there were very few sight gags.

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (Izzlo)

552 "How's it goin Mr. Peterson?"

"It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (VWp7G)

553 COACH: Hello, Cheers. Let me check - Is there an Ernie Pantuso here?



CLIFF: That's you, Coach.



COACH: Speaking!

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo)



-------------------------




Albania. Albania.

You border on the Adriatic...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (3P/5p)

554 Ronna McDaniel
@GOPChairwoman
Fantastic crowd in Kenosha for @realDonaldTrump with huge numbers of Democrats, Independents, and people who have still not voted:

16,682 signups

51% (!!) NOT Republican

44.9% still have not voted

25.4% did not vote in 2016

Thank you, Wisconsin!

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (97Jmy)

555 My goodness. Please take care of yourself, and get better soon. After you vote, go home to bed and stay there!

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 08:57 PM (/669Q)


JD, follow bluebell's advice; in particular, the order of business. Vote, then recuperate*.

*I'm only partially joking*

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (F0YaR)

556 The Russians are an Asiatic people.

Trust me on this.

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (w7KSn)


To hell with the Mongoloid Russians.

-- Gen. Patton

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (wf/AT)

557 "Success brings us together"

That's Trump's campaign message pre-Covid. He can bring that back after he wins.

I think, if there was ever a President to blunt the dreaded "sixth year November bloodbath" it's Trump. He has the fighting spirit and the love of campaigning. He'll barnstorm the nation fighting for every Senate and House race.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (ojwvu)

558 548 What happens in Dixville, stays in Dixville.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (wPVhA)

I wanna hear you say that nine months from now...

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (VcFUs)

559 First poll closure is 6pm EST, eastern parts of Indiana and Kentucky.

Posted by: If I'm reading this chart correctly at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (BBWrU)

560 doggeh is very upset with the late dinners!
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (nUhF0)

I don't get that - I have NEVER met a dog that isn't perpetually interested in food.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (3DJkT)

561 I have opted to work from home again tomorrow.

I am going nuts with conflicting bouts of giddiness and despair.

Bottom line: if PDT does not win handily, then, well, we've been fooked for longer than we know.

I have never, ever seen such enthusiasm from the American people for a sitting president. Not even Ronaldus Magnus.

But. I have learned: never, ever underestimate the will of the godless Left.

So, even in this short poat, I have see-sawed dramatically.

Tomorrow is the day of days...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (x8Wzq)

562 Drove from NJ to Portsmouth VA and saw only TRUMP signs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (+X+aC)

563 States without voter identification they still have records of your voting preferences through marketing data. There are very good databases that can guess closely on your party affiliation just by tracking how you live your life. For instance, you use a credit card to pay for range time, that is a clue to your feelings about the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (5p7BC)
-------

Thanks, Dave. It seems rather sketchy to me to base predictions on that kind of info, but I'm not much of a gambler anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (/669Q)

564 >>>What happens in Dixville, stays in Dixville.



Why would they put a notch in their dingus, though?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (VWp7G)

565
only substitute the classical music with endless loops of screaming triggered girl from the 2017 Trump Inauguration.

___________

Or, over it, Forty Reasons To Be Cheerful, by Graeme Koehne

https://youtu.be/PeYgriRW-EU

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (mht8P)

566 What Ace wrote in his Bill Stephien post is exactly where I am at tonight:

"I dunno. I'm very nervous/borderline depressed.

I guess there's some hope out there, though.

The left has made it very clear that if they are given power in this election, we will never have an open election again. The real right will be censored, banned, and fired from their jobs, and they'll make conservatism de facto illegal.

I do know we all have to vote, whatever happens!

This may be our last stand."

I also think that no matter who wins the election, there will be violence & looting in the cities. If they lose, they will be mad. If they win, they will take it as an endorsement of their tactics & will do some "purging" in the cities to celebrate.

I will add that I expect if the Democrats win they will try to enact revenge on the Red States & Red Counties of America. If we resist I expect that things could get really ugly, very guickly. However, that will be a 2021 problem.

60 Seconds of Stella Leaf Jumps
youtube.com/watch?v=D6S_TMd7Jkw

You're invited to the kitty Halloween party!
youtube.com/watch?v=iA8gyRbIR6s

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (FBrfY)

567 547
Feeling better reading all this but what about voter fraud? Can this still swing the election?

Posted by: Stuck in IL at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (ELjCd)


I'm still worried the media will declare Biden the "winner" and the legions of brownshirts will cause havoc. I know that secretaries of state have the final say, but the media can claim those results are "illegitimate" because the SOS is a republican. The media is the biggest fraud and the biggest wild card out there.

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (3vIkC)

568 I'm ready for Trump to start busting out some Shatner-esque spoken word songs

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (Izzlo)

569 Does that "NOOOOOOOOO!!" woman-by-courtesy from the first inauguration know she's famous?

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (dOV9E)

570 I have NEVER met a dog that isn't perpetually interested in food.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (3DJkT)


True for every dog I have ever owned!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (2C38g)

571 I also think that no matter who wins the election, there will be violence & looting in the cities.



Meh.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

572 Whether a 400 lb tiger or a 4 lb cat is no difference in attitude. I had a kitten that would fetch the bendy ties that come off a bag of bread. She would bring it right to me and wait for me to throw again.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (LxTcq)

573 I'll never forget the nights I spent at Dixville.

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (wPVhA)

574 The biggest blow up will be on TeeVEE.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)

575 16,682 signups

51% (!!) NOT Republican

44.9% still have not voted

25.4% did not vote in 2016

Thank you, Wisconsin!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (97Jmy)

Those are amazing numbers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (6HUM8)

576 Dixville Notch
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:24 PM (97Jmy)

and not far behind

Schmundie Slough

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (R3uW8)

577 Maybe I'm misremembering but Cheers was 30 min per episode right?

Posted by: Lamont Cranston

Shit, you're right. I misremembered.

Anyway, everything else I said applies, but they did it quicker.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (LWu6U)

578 Cheers was only 30 minutes but otherwise good summary.

It didn't hurt that pretty much every character was likable in some way.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (5+b5I)

579 556 The Russians are an Asiatic people.

Trust me on this.

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:22 PM (w7KSn)


To hell with the Mongoloid Russians.

-- Gen. Patton
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:26 PM (wf/AT)

Are they, though? Or are they Slavic? Or are they sui generis?

Posted by: Every Russian history professor I have ever studied under at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (3DJkT)

580 it really is odd that the Poll Trolls aren't out.

Not even one retarded troll all night so far...amazing

Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)

581 580 it really is odd that the Poll Trolls aren't out.

Not even one retarded troll all night so far...amazing
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)

======

We...well, we're not easy targets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (NWM+b)

582 That's fair. Shit actually has a slight edge over Trevor Noah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:02 PM (

Slight? We're poop your pants hilarious.

Posted by: Poop Jokes at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (xgcdF)

583 If we win and the left riots, then PDT and President Elect Trump can unleash the dogs of war

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (+X+aC)

584 Watching Trump in Kenosha - it's like he hosts five Woodstocks a day
Posted by: mindful webworker
clik for my dumb 2016 Election video
at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (d20MQ)


What's today's body count?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (/Dgcm)

585 560 I don't get that - I have NEVER met a dog that isn't perpetually interested in food.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (3DJkT)


I have. Our Aussie cares most about doing the right thing. Really. He's always looking at us to make sure. Not saying he's never bad, but when he is, he still kind of has this "sorry, but I HAVE to chase that cat" attitude.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

586 God Biden's phony as ads make me want to break my TV.

Posted by: Doc at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (Vgl4t)

587 Russians dominated the 20th century in "classical" music. Rachmaninov, Stravinsky, Prokofiev, Shostakovich. No other country comes close.

Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (QE8X6)

588 They are on the continent of Asia.
Hence...

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (w7KSn)

589 Dixville Notch results 2016:

HRC-4
Trump-2
Gary Johnson-1
Mitt romney-1

Dixville Notch projected results 2020:

Biden-17,654
Trump-5
Hawkins-1


What? seems legit to us.

Posted by: Democrats at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (Wm5SB)

590 This kitty has a deaf owner....

https://tinyurl.com/y5a8st7h

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (cF8AT)

591 @553..."Cochise. Cochise, Cochise"

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (evxBY)

592 I wonder how things are going in Dixville Notch.

It's a resort town, so the COVID scare might have hit it pretty hard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (s+GTV)

593 The crowd keeps chanting

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (7ZQe3)

594 Do it. DO IT!

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine. at November 02, 2020 09:31 PM (VWp7G)

595 Not even one retarded troll all night so far...amazing
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)


I think they have burned out, but are saving their remaining bile for tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (2C38g)

596 We haz Uppity Wenches, Bacon Wenches, and my personal favorite, Winch Wenches. We are blessed with a Wench rich environment.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (5fQpL)

597 I know that secretaries of state have the final say, but the media can claim those results are "illegitimate" because the SOS is a republican.
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (3vIkC)


Not here in Michigan.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (t+qrx)

598 We...well, we're not easy targets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (NWM+b)

it's not as much fun without Trolls though.

***can't believe I'm saying that***

Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (BgMrQ)

599 Worked with a girl from Bulgaria.

She had Asiatic features.

Seems like Genghis had been there a bit.

Posted by: blaster at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (ZfRYq)

600 Lara Trump is kind a cool.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)

601 Tomorrow we settle all family business

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (7ZQe3)

602 Don't forget Mussorgsky

Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (w7KSn)

603 >>>We are blessed with a Wench rich environment.




Now we need wrench wenches to help Ace with his shelves.

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine. at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (VWp7G)

604 579
556 The Russians are an Asiatic people.


And on Omega IV, the Asiatics won the war that Earth avoided. Forcing the Yangs to learn the bow and the lance and to fight for centuries until the Kohm could be defeated.

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (3vIkC)

605
Worked with a girl from Bulgaria.

This sounds like "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (Gguds)

606 Tomorrow we settle all family business
Posted by: Pete Seria

Buffers. The Family has a lot of buffers.

Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (nnf6G)

607 600 Lara Trump is kind a cool.
Posted by: runner

she likes doggehs

Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (nUhF0)

608 yep.
Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic
--------------
OK, avoiding work so i wrote this:


Oh man, I liked cheers. It struggled at times to keep the groove, but it was one of those shows that advanced the art.
{...}
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


All true.

Cheers had moments: It's a dog eat dog world out there, Sammy, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear.

But When setting up longer arcs, et cetera, it only works if the fill-in is catchy enough to hold the viewers attention to see the arc to its conclusion. Which for me, it didn't.

e.g. I think Castle fell apart at the end, but for all of its long arc, say Castle and Becket, each episode was in it own right, an interesting who dun it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (LPnfS)

609 602 Don't forget Mussorgsky
Posted by: attila the curious at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (w7KSn)

---------

Pfft.

Posted by: Richard Wagner at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (wPVhA)

610 We haz Uppity Wenches, Bacon Wenches, and my personal favorite, Winch Wenches. We are blessed with a Wench rich environment.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (5fQpL)

If she wears a hijab, is she a Crescent Wench?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (6HUM8)

611 Holy crap, that cat learned sign language.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (Ti1eN)

612 >>> I also think that no matter who wins the election, there will be violence & looting in the cities.



Less looting if a free fire zone (by any other name) is called.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (/Dgcm)

613 I'm convinced that Pence is running in 2024

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (R3uW8)

614 Buggery is named in honor of the Bulgars. They raised it to a high art form.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (wPVhA)

615 610 If she wears a hijab, is she a Crescent Wench?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (6HUM


That deserves a groan, and a tip of the hat.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (dOV9E)

616 >>>I'm convinced that Pence is running in 2024



I think he'd make a fine president.

Posted by: Emperor Palpatine. at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (VWp7G)

617 563 States without voter identification they still have records of your voting preferences through marketing data. There are very good databases that can guess closely on your party affiliation just by tracking how you live your life. For instance, you use a credit card to pay for range time, that is a clue to your feelings about the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:16 PM (5p7BC)
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Thanks, Dave. It seems rather sketchy to me to base predictions on that kind of info, but I'm not much of a gambler anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (/669Q)

This still doesn't explain why I get an avalanche of texts that call me "Edward" or "Thomas" (or other names that are not my actual name; those are the most common). I ask "Who's Edward?" and I am told my name came up in the TX Democratic Party's database. NOT. BLOODY. LIKELY.

Bunch of idiots. Can't wait til the election is over so that crap stops happening.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (3DJkT)

618 Lara Trump is kind a cool.
Posted by: runner

she likes doggehs
Posted by: vmom review - Behind the Black Mask: My Time as an Antifa Activist at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (nUhF0)

She does indeed.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)

619 >. If she wears a hijab, is she a Crescent Wench?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (6HUM



Nicely done.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5fQpL)

620 it really is odd that the Poll Trolls aren't out.

Not even one retarded troll all night so far...amazing
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)

======

We...well, we're not easy targets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Honestly wondering what is going on. I mean 2016 was the start of the "early night" meme. It's not like they don't have an RCP average and such to try and depress us. They were here at the end of September.

Where did they go? And why?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)

621
Trump, last rally. Pulls out portfolio and pen. Says, while signing, "I have just rescinded all COVID emergency orders and guidance. Your governors have no further authority to lock you up."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (mht8P)

622
>>>I'm convinced that Pence is running in 2024



meh

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (3P/5p)

623 620 Honestly wondering what is going on. I mean 2016 was the start of the "early night" meme. It's not like they don't have an RCP average and such to try and depress us. They were here at the end of September.

Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)

=========

Lurking Lurker's mom found his porn folder on his desktop and took the computer away.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (NWM+b)

624 Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)

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Emergency strategy session.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (wPVhA)

625 >>I have NEVER met a dog that isn't perpetually interested in food.

Yea but most of them won't try to eat your face off in your sleep.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)

626 Trump's voice is getting hoarse. He's got to be exhausted.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (YxfPJ)

627 I swear if there were rallies during the summer like a normal election there would have been women flashing their bewbs at Trump. Guy is a rock star.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (r+sAi)

628 I've never been able to embrace the caged wild animal

no matter what the circumstance

Just leave them alone

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (R3uW8)

629 Depraved swamp...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (2C38g)

630 610 We haz Uppity Wenches, Bacon Wenches, and my personal favorite, Winch Wenches. We are blessed with a Wench rich environment.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:32 PM (5fQpL)

If she wears a hijab, is she a Crescent Wench?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (6HUM


That induced some alcohol abuse, right there.

*wipes good beer off of tablet*

*glares at AOP*
*curses self for sipping while reading*

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at November 02, 2020 09:36 PM (VcFUs)

631 It's going to be an early night for Trump, but in a good way!

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (5+b5I)

632 Are they, though? Or are they Slavic? Or are they sui generis?
Posted by: Every Russian history professor I have ever studied under at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (3DJkT)


Scandinavian Asiatic Slavs.

No, I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Cartman at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (NiXyF)

633 PDT is breaking this election down into bldg blocks.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (qiqGr)

634 >>>Lurking Lurker's mom found his porn folder on his desktop and took the computer away.



Always clean your history, kids.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (VWp7G)

635 -
-
Russians dominated the 20th century in "classical"
music. Rachmaninov, Stravinsky, Prokofiev, Shostakovich. No other
country comes close.

Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM
-------------Rachmaninov, Stravinsky, Prokofiev, Shostakovich, phbbt. Classical or otherwise those posers weren't a pimple on Zappa's ass.

Posted by: Certain unamed cobs at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (BB7pQ)

636
"If Trump indeed wanted to be a dictator, as is so often mindlessly asserted, he missed a great opportunity during the pandemic"

--a Romanian guy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (G51Gf)

637 Totally riffing now. Best stuff

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (7ZQe3)

638 572 Whether a 400 lb tiger or a 4 lb cat is no difference in attitude. I had a kitten that would fetch the bendy ties that come off a bag of bread. She would bring it right to me and wait for me to throw again.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2020 09:28 PM (LxTcq)

True.

A local zoo once had a mother tiger give birth and for whatever reason the cubs were placed into a separate enclosure, which looked like a huge aquarium. A few days later a mother bobcat was hit on a road nearby and one of the kittens survived and was taken to the zoo and ended in the container with the tiger cubs. The bobcat was just as large as them for that brief moment in time. A horsefly got into the container, and the baby bobcat was even more aggressive and viciously going after it than the tiger cubs. It brought home how all cats share that ferocious nature.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (puu6v)

639 578 Cheers was only 30 minutes but otherwise good summary.

It didn't hurt that pretty much every character was likable in some way.
Posted by: MAGA


Yes, thank you. Not sure how I got confused.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (LWu6U)

640 It would be really unfortunate if the Dem's plan for a 30 day extended election of ballot-counting and lawyer-fiddling was foiled by an overwhelming Trump victory. Yup. Unfortunate. Just really sad.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (dOV9E)

641 It's going to be an early night for Trump, but in a good way!
Posted by: MAGA




He's going home and sleeping with a super model.
Joe is sleeping with Jill.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (mKjKi)

642 Holy crap, I am starting to believe Trump might win. What is wrong with me?

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (XpDOS)

643 Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)


It's like when your kids are small and it's too quiet in the house. You know something's up.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (YxfPJ)

644 Honestly wondering what is going on. I mean 2016 was the start of the "early night" meme. It's not like they don't have an RCP average and such to try and depress us. They were here at the end of September.

Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)

I assume their paymasters have access to the Donk insider polls, and they know it's a lost cause, so the money taps have been turned off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (6HUM8)

645 >>> I have never, ever seen such enthusiasm from the American people for a sitting president. Not even Ronaldus Magnus.

But. I have learned: never, ever underestimate the will of the godless Left.

So, even in this short poat, I have see-sawed dramatically.

Tomorrow is the day of days...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Artisinal Trunalimunumaprzure at November 02, 2020 09:27 PM (x8Wzq)

======

Regan's era wasn't preceded by 12 years of being called racist, bitter-clingers by our "betters" and the Media (BIRM).

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (MqmFQ)

646 A note:

If you're planning on voting tomorrow: If you get in line before closing time, you get to vote.

If you're in line and word starts spreading that Trump or Biden has this sewn up, don't get out of line.

Stay there.

Vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (NWM+b)

647 Russians are the furthest west of Eastern peoples. Likewise, Filipinos are the most westernized Asian people. But neither are truly Western.

Posted by: eastofsuez at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (jko0s)

648 -------------Rachmaninov, Stravinsky, Prokofiev, Shostakovich, phbbt. Classical or otherwise those posers weren't a pimple on Zappa's ass.

Posted by: Certain unamed cobs at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (BB7pQ)

Frank's ass is in a class by itself.

Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (QE8X6)

649 Totally riffing now. Best stuff
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (7ZQe3)


Maybe he should give the State of the Union address this way.

Put all of Congress and the Supreme Court way off to one side in cold aluminum bleachers, and bring in 20,000 or 30,000 of his best friends.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (NiXyF)

650 634 >>>Lurking Lurker's mom found his porn folder on his desktop and took the computer away.



Always clean your history, kids.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (VWp7G)

Shit.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (Izzlo)

651 613 I'm convinced that Pence is running in 2024
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (R3uW

History doesn't bode well for that, and I don't trust him all that much. If Kristi Noem runs, however...

(Imagine her getting sworn in as President in 2025 by ACB. Chief Justice Roberts will not anyway, because his number one mission is hanging out with the cool kids, and if he swears her in, he won't be allowed to hang out with the cool kids. Anyways, the Left will not fathom the bottom of their pits of rage at such a sight.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (3DJkT)

652 If she wears a hijab, is she a Crescent Wench?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


* open trebuchet garage door *

Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (LPnfS)

653 623 620 Honestly wondering what is going on. I mean 2016 was the start of the "early night" meme. It's not like they don't have an RCP average and such to try and depress us. They were here at the end of September.

Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)

------

Government agents rounding up antifa/Soros affiliates?

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (5+b5I)

654 "If Trump indeed wanted to be a dictator, as is so often mindlessly asserted, he missed a great opportunity during the pandemic"

**********

Truer words never spoken, instead he went full republican, by letting the states handle it.

Unfortunately too many state governors are asshoe

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (8YFRI)

655 >>>[577] ... but they did it quicker. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 02, 2020 09:29 PM (LWu6U)
=========
Another factor ... 30-minute shows back then didn't need to allow for 4 commercial breaks (as is the case these days).

Posted by: Kathy at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (3a9Uw)

656 Rush will be on Fox & Friends at around 8:30am Eastern tomorrow.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (sGotD)

657 > Joe is sleeping with Jill.

I think it's Hunter's turn tonight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (s+GTV)

658 Pfft.
Posted by: Richard Wagner

I read that when Wagner would conduct a piece by Mendelsohn, who was Jewish, he'd wear gloves. When the piece was concluded he'd disdainfully remove the gloves and leave them on the floor.

Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (nnf6G)

659 Regan's era wasn't preceded by 12 years of being called racist, bitter-clingers by our "betters" and the Media (BIRM).

Yep, Trump is the last stop before it goes off the rails.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (SchxB)

660 the dims know that Trump will be doing this for the next ten years

he loves it

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (R3uW8)

661 please tell me the SEAL Team "dynamic entry" teams yelled "Trick or Treat" as they stormed the building where the terrorists were...

because that would have been awesome. ;D

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (Dkm+q)

662 RSBN has 190K viewers.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (5p7BC)

663 649 Totally riffing now. Best stuff
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:37 PM (7ZQe3)

Maybe he should give the State of the Union address this way.

Put all of Congress and the Supreme Court way off to one side in cold aluminum bleachers, and bring in 20,000 or 30,000 of his best friends.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (NiXyF)

You want the SOTU address to look like Andrew Jackson's first inaugural?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (3DJkT)

664 naow?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (Dkm+q)

665 657 that might not be just dark humor

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (XpDOS)

666 Imagine Joe's victory speech. You have to imagine it, because it won't happen, but he'll probably invent at least two words not known even to the Oxford English Dictionary.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (dOV9E)

667 nope

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (Dkm+q)

668 Joe is sleeping with Jill.

I think it's Hunter's turn tonight.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (s+G
*******
Sloe Joe gets the Granddaughter

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (97Jmy)

669 DCLXVIII

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (3DJkT)

670 Posted by: Richard Wagner

I read that when Wagner would conduct a piece by Mendelsohn, who was Jewish, he'd wear gloves. When the piece was concluded he'd disdainfully remove the gloves and leave them on the floor.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (nnf6G)


his remains should be dug up and fed to feral dogs

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (zr5Kq)

671 Only another 24 hours or so...

OMGOMGOMGOMG

**inhale**

**exhale**

...


youtu.be/bm51ihfi1p4

Posted by: JQ at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (09wCi)

672 Trump Campaign Slams Democrats Planned 'Red Mirage' Misinformation Campaign

How could the eloquent wordsmiths on the left has missed the chance to call this 'maskirovka'?

Posted by: Johnny Thesaurus at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (ZgtkP)

673 >>> Holy crap, I am starting to believe Trump might win. What is wrong with me?
Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (XpDOS)

=======

I'm right there with you. That is not in my nature to be optimistic. Not sure what happened between last week and today.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (MqmFQ)

674 If you're planning on voting tomorrow: If you get in line before closing time, you get to vote.



And remember, the girls all get prettier at closin time....

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (3vIkC)

675 Levin is much better when he's not screaming like a lunatic.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)

676 Put all of Congress and the Supreme Court way off to one side in cold aluminum bleachers, and bring in 20,000 or 30,000 of his best friends.

***

That would be so cool. Plus he's not running again so he can just throw caution to the winds. This next 4 years could be so much fun

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (7ZQe3)

677 I read that when Wagner would conduct a piece by Mendelsohn, who was Jewish, he'd wear gloves. When the piece was concluded he'd disdainfully remove the gloves and leave them on the floor.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:40 PM (nnf6G)

---------

Makes sense that the Farting Paperhanger was such a big fan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (wPVhA)

678 I just can't get into characters that are unrealistically stupid. Like that abortion of a Ghostbusters movie with all the chicks. Thor plays their dumb secretary but he's literally too dumb to be alive. Someone that dumb would've died in their youth by doing something super dumb.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 09:15 PM (ZEsnN)

------------------------

I think that, more than anything, bugged me about the reboot. I've heard it said that, for the most part, Ghostbusters is about three guys starting an exterminator business. That they're exterminating ghosts is incidental. So they hire Janine for her qualifications, and not the size of her rack.

Why they decided that the wimminz would hire a completely unqualified idiot, just because he's Chris Hemsworth is beyond me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (CAJOC)

679 Anyone who is still gloomy at this point in the proceedings needs a good pep talk from John Belushi in Animal House. Can you not sense the feral energy that we are riding to victory?

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)

680 Trump just made an excellent and as far as I know hitherto unmade point:

Delaying the election returns past Election Day is a national security issue, among its many other problems.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (NiXyF)

681 I turned in my ballot today after work in the drop box. The local tv station was there. The lined moved pretty fast.

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (32aJ9)

682
Mendelsohn, who was Jewish,

__________

*polite cough*

Baptized in the Lutheran Church. His Concerto in E minor for Jello Salad and Strings is a tribute to his faith.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (mht8P)

683 Whether a 400 lb tiger or a 4 lb cat is no difference in attitude. I had a kitten that would fetch the bendy ties that come off a bag of bread. She would bring it right to me and wait for me to throw again.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


I wish photobucket had stayed free. I have a picture of me holding an 8 month old bobcat. From back in my wildlife rehab days.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (mKjKi)

684 **inhale**



**exhale**


Also know as
**chug**
**alug**

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (3vIkC)

685 646 A note:

If you're planning on voting tomorrow: If you get in line before closing time, you get to vote.

If you're in line and word starts spreading that Trump or Biden has this sewn up, don't get out of line.

Stay there.

Vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:38 PM (NWM+b)

I hope word spreads that Trump has it locked up when I vote.

Since I play to vote between 7 and 8 am CST, that'd be great.

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (Ojki1)

686 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
14m
Baris: Late breakers in PA 3:1 in favor of Trump

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (97Jmy)

687 I gave my love a cherry that had no stone...

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (XpDOS)

688 Holy crap, I am starting to believe Trump might win. What is wrong with me?
Posted by: some guy out west
----------
Welcome to the party, pal

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (5p7BC)

689 44 BLM blocking white people from voting.

https://twitter.com/thehangingchads/status/
1323380051652599809?s=20
Posted by: BLM at November 02, 2020 08:29 PM (22mNy)

The golems will attempt to prevent the Evil White Colonialists from voting in person on Election Day to run out the clock without fear of facing consequences from law enforcement or others? Who could have seen this coming 12 years ago? Who could have predicted this 8 months ago?

Posted by: Banned Thoughts at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (xx0TK)

690 And on Omega IV, the Asiatics won the war that Earth avoided. Forcing the Yangs to learn the bow and the lance and to fight for centuries until the Kohm could be defeated.
Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:33 PM (3vIkC)

Kirk didn't realize that he just had the bad luck to land in Future California.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (V2Yro)

691 @LarrySchweikart
9m


Wood Co OH.

Key swing co flipped from Zero to Trump. Huge turnout by Rs in early voting blew away D lead.

But here's the juicy #:

Student vote down from 6,000 in 16 to . . . wait for it . . .4,000---a 30% decrease just as I predicted in July.

Nationwide.

=========

The youth may not be turning out this year.

Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (NWM+b)

692 679
Anyone who is still gloomy at this point in the proceedings needs a good
pep talk from John Belushi in Animal House. Can you not sense the feral
energy that we are riding to victory?

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)


I never gave up after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor!

Posted by: Mookie at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (3vIkC)

693 Maybe he should give the State of the Union address this way.

Put all of Congress and the Supreme Court way off to one side in cold aluminum bleachers, and bring in 20,000 or 30,000 of his best friends.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (NiXyF)


And have security take away their nun warmers.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (/Dgcm)

694 Trump has another rally after this one in Michigan? Geez... I wish they could bottle his energy and sell it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (nxdel)

695 History doesn't bode well for that, and I don't trust him all that much. If Kristi Noem runs, however...

(Imagine her getting sworn in as President in 2025 by ACB. Chief Justice Roberts will not anyway, because his number one mission is hanging out with the cool kids, and if he swears her in, he won't be allowed to hang out with the cool kids. Anyways, the Left will not fathom the bottom of their pits of rage at such a sight.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:39 PM (3DJkT)

Trump is milestone man, if nothing else

only 2 others IIRC, have achieved this one

I live Kristi but she's got almost 0 name recognition

and being in SD aint going to help

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (R3uW8)

696 620 it really is odd that the Poll Trolls aren't out.

Not even one retarded troll all night so far...amazing
Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:30 PM (BgMrQ)

======

We...well, we're not easy targets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Honestly wondering what is going on. I mean 2016 was the start of the "early night" meme. It's not like they don't have an RCP average and such to try and depress us. They were here at the end of September.

Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)


[ ] All troll pay has been diverted to lawyers
[ ] Depressed and stoned in Mom's basement
[x] Both of the above

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (8C7+r)

697 Or are they sui generis?
Posted by: Every Russian history professor I have ever studied under


They're the Sea Monkey People?

Posted by: Boy's Life at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (YqED9)

698 Mendelsohn, who was Jewish,

__________

*polite cough*

Baptized in the Lutheran Church. His Concerto in E minor for Jello Salad and Strings is a tribute to his faith.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (mht8P)

I guess Wagner did not buy it , huh ?

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (zr5Kq)

699 Trump just made an excellent and as far as I know hitherto unmade point:
Delaying the election returns past Election Day is a national security issue, among its many other problems.
Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (NiXyF)


Interesting that the entire GOP Establishment could not find time to address this seriously in the past four years!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (2C38g)

700
Trump is milestone man, if nothing else

only 2 others IIRC, have achieved this one

I live Kristi but she's got almost 0 name recognition

and being in SD aint going to help
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (R3uW

Name recognition can't be developed in 1500 days?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (3DJkT)

701 I live Kristi but she's got almost 0 name recognition

and being in SD aint going to help
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (R3uW


SD needs to send her to the Senate for a term or two (or alternatively, the next Trumpian President appoints her to a Cabinet position), then she'll be ready.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (NiXyF)

702 Heidi is working a Voting center here is AZ. She said there are Poll watchers from Colorado. WTF?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (7Y5nA)

703 675 Levin is much better when he's not screaming like a lunatic.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)

You mean like when he's asleep.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (V2Yro)

704 During the 2016 election night, I'll admit I was nervous and anxious. Why? The polls, Trump was a total unknown, and the only positive energy I could feed on were the rallies.

The first boost was Florida (for me Hillary loosing Florida was a BFD); oddly, Trump winning Ohio by 8 didn't surprise me...Obama was utterly disliked (being polite here), and Hillary was about as lovable as a typical ex-wife's MIL. Trump winning Pennsylvania was a pure miracle, and that's when I hit the hay.

Now? The vote fraud factor worries me, but I don't have the 2016 jitters...nearly four years of being lied to, gas-lighted, spit on, and watching the MSM shrug at the rioting & chaos has only deepened the cold fury that's been perched on my stomach since the Impeachment.

Win or lose, I go to the polls tomorrow at peace with myself and unafraid. If everybody who's tired of being shit on by our 'betters' shows up to vote, Trumps got it covered.

That's my opinion and sticking to it...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (W+kMI)

705 and being in SD aint going to help
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:44 PM (R3uW

___

Right?

Posted by: George McGovern at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (22mNy)

706 Larry Schweikart @LarrySchweikart
2m
MN is VERY close. In northern tier Trump is winning men by 30+ points

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (97Jmy)

707 691 Larry's theory's been since many universities are teaching over the 'Net, students aren't at school (where most are registered to vote). So far, that seems to be playing out.

Posted by: jdw at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (Ep3u+)

708 702 Heidi is working a Voting center here is AZ. She said there are Poll watchers from Colorado. WTF?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (7Y5nA)

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So the UN didn't show up this year? Is that only for black candidates?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (wPVhA)

709 >. 702 Heidi is working a Voting center here is AZ. She said there are Poll watchers from Colorado. WTF?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020



Maybe CO ran out of weed?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (5fQpL)

710 The youth may not be turning out this year.

Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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There is no "may" about it. It's been on "the list" for weeks. Youth turnout is below 2004 levels.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (5p7BC)

711 I wish photobucket had stayed free. I have a picture of me holding an 8 month old bobcat. From back in my wildlife rehab days.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (mKjKi)

There's a couple on YouTube that have 2 bobcats. Apparently, bobcats prefer the toilet over litter because they do their business in streams and ponds in the wild to hide their presence.

Be nice to have a pet that used the toilet, and another reason not to drink surface water.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (Ti1eN)

712 A Biden win would convince me we will never vote our way out of this mess and won't be allowed another chance anyway. Don't know what will be next but it wont be pretty.

Posted by: Ripley at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (PTDkx)

713 He's definitely better with a handheld mic.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (ZLI7S)

714

I've got the sadz.

This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.

An amazing part of American history that I'll never forget.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)

715 258
Let's say Trump wins early tomorrow night as rhomboid suggests... if you
could pick one talking head who would end it all by drinking bleach on
air, who would you pick and why?

Posted by: some guy out west at November 02, 2020 08:54 PM (XpDOS)

-----------------------

Whichever one has made the most "racism" accusations against him, just so that as they take that fateful swallow, I could remind them, "You know, bleach makes EVERYTHING whiter."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (+3rQF)

716 The youth may not be turning out this year.

Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (NWM+b)

Like clockwork, the media hypes up the youth vote...

...and it doesn't materialize.

I registered to vote before I was licensed to drive. If that didn't make me a statistical outlier I don't know what does.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (3DJkT)

717 679
Anyone who is still gloomy at this point in the proceedings needs a good
pep talk from John Belushi in Animal House. Can you not sense the feral
energy that we are riding to victory?

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)

I used that speech to audition for a part in my college theater. Got the role.

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (Izzlo)

718 Wagner felt threatened by Mendelssohn. That was the main reason for the vitriol. (I think.)

Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (QE8X6)

719 694 Trump has another rally after this one in Michigan? Geez... I wish they could bottle his energy and sell it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (nxdel)

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (Ojki1)

720 714

I've got the sadz.
This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.
An amazing part of American history that I'll never forget.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)


After he won in 2016, he did a round of thank-you rallies.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E)

721 Heidi is working a Voting center here is AZ. She said there are Poll watchers from Colorado. WTF?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Tell her to get them booted to the curb. That's insane.

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (32aJ9)

722 710 The youth may not be turning out this year.

Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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There is no "may" about it. It's been on "the list" for weeks. Youth turnout is below 2004 levels.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (5p7BC)

========

I know, just pointing out some data.

It's kind of delicious, and Allahpundit is still going to be all high and mighty about how he believed the polls and we didn't. And Nate Silver is still going to make more money in a year than I ever will.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (NWM+b)

723 @abigailmarone

A perfect preview of the message Americans will send Joe Biden tomorrow night

https://tinyurl.com/yyydfxqg

LMAO!!

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (cF8AT)

724 I just can't get into characters that are unrealistically stupid. Like that abortion of a Ghostbusters movie with all the chicks. Thor plays their dumb secretary but he's literally too dumb to be alive. Someone that dumb would've died in their youth by doing something super dumb.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston


As a kid, I could NOT watch I Love Lucy for this very reason. Watching an obviously smart woman beg for favors was ... beyond humiliating.

I can watch it now an appreciating comedic timing, slap stick, writing, set up, and such. But I don't remember it as fun or funny.

Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (LPnfS)

725 And have security take away their nun warmers.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (/Dgcm)

Ummm,

Bum warmers.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (/Dgcm)

726 I guess Wagner did not buy it , huh ?
Posted by: runner

Nah. Mendelssohn's father was a Jewish philosopher, big in the community.

Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (nnf6G)

727 I've got the sadz.

This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.

An amazing part of American history that I'll never forget.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)

Never heard of a thank you tour. And a rally round the President tour? And of course the always popular fuck the left tour

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (+X+aC)

728 707 691 Larry's theory's been since many universities are teaching over the 'Net, students aren't at school (where most are registered to vote). So far, that seems to be playing out.
Posted by: jdw at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (Ep3u+)

When they're at school, they are also subjected to incessant peer pressure by the campus SJWs to vote. Won't be the case at home (unless their parents are also SJWs)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (HabA/)

729 My plan for tomorrow is to
- get up,
- shit/shower/shave,
- give some blood for a routine blood test,
- go put the snow tires on the car,
- buy a 12-pack of KC Bier Co. Dunkel, (hope that's enough to get me through the rest of the day),
- make a couple of phone calls I gotta make, then
- settle in with the HQ, OAN, maybe a webcast or two, and maybe CNN on mute way over there in the corner, and watch the carnage.

Trump's going to win.
It's not going to be close.
It will, however, be glorious.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (NiXyF)

730 Victory Rack inbound...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (V+7KI)

731 714


I've got the sadz.

This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.

An amazing part of American history that I'll never forget.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)

Not necessarily. I went to a Trump rally in 2018, when he was campaigning for PA elections. So if he wins another term, he will probably do similar rallies in the future

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (Izzlo)

732 It needs to be a blow out win in the East to depress the leftist vote in California. Every Trumper that can vote needs to vote.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (5+b5I)

733 I'm convinced that Pence is running in 2024

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:34 PM (R3uW


Me too. He will have some serious challengers though.

Our bench is broad and deep.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (F0YaR)

734 Name recognition can't be developed in 1500 days?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:45 PM (3DJkT

If Pence wants it, it's his


but if not, they're about a dozen people ahead of Kristi

she'll never catch up to them

my guess if not Pence, DeSantis

but if Pence begs off, he'll probably resign and let someone get the mantle of VP about them for 2024

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (R3uW8)

735 There is no "may" about it. It's been on "the list" for weeks. Youth turnout is below 2004 levels.

"""

Yeah, nothing turns on the youth vote like a 78 year old white guy that reminds them of their senile creepy uncle. That'll do it every time

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (7ZQe3)

736 Nate Silver is still going to make more money in a year than I ever will.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
------------
And there is the true tragedy.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (5p7BC)

737 Ballots have been mailed in to the New York City Board of Elections in the name of dead voters, The Post has learned.

Gee whodda ever thought that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (+X+aC)

738 When Trump wins Im putting up a Trump 2024 sign. Boooooom.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (7Y5nA)

739 @733...Pompeo is Trump's true heir apparent

Posted by: occam's brassiere at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (evxBY)

740 I always felt the Democrats weaponizing the virus would boomerang back. Something biblical in the weapon they formed against Trump being turned on them.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (8YFRI)

741 I've got the sadz.

This is the last evening for the Trump rallies.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2020 09:47 PM (sy5kK)

Don't bet on that!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (5FCda)

742 And have security take away their nun warmers.
Posted by: Burnt Toast



Father, forgive them for they do not know what they do.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (mKjKi)

743 @LarrySchweikart

9m





Wood Co OH.



Key swing co flipped from Zero to Trump. Huge turnout by Rs in early voting blew away D lead.



But here's the juicy #:



Student vote down from 6,000 in 16 to . . . wait for it . . .4,000---a 30% decrease just as I predicted in July.

=====

bowling Green State U, where the lovely and talented Refugee Daughter studies. Dorm population is way down.

Posted by: Hogmartin's Cat at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (8AONa)

744 the "red mirage", which sounded like the Democrat's claim of voter fraud

It's the claim that all Joe needs is more time for the ballots to make their way thru the darned postal system. It also makes Dave In Fla's point that the Dems already went thru their high-propensity voters and are now screwed.

You can read the official statement here:
https://bit.ly/2GqYUwC

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (/2aWP)

745 722 And Nate Silver is still going to make more money in a year than I ever will.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:48 PM (NWM+b)


Telling people what they want to hear is lucrative, but bad for the soul.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (dOV9E)

746 Me too. He will have some serious challengers though.

Our bench is broad and deep.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (F0YaR)

KInda doubt it

Trump will back him cause Pence has been completely loyal

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (R3uW8)

747 Ballots have been mailed in to the New York City Board of Elections in the name of dead voters, The Post has learned.

Gee whodda ever thought that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (+X+aC)

What shocking development !

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (zr5Kq)

748 >>You mean like when he's asleep.

He just did a couple very clam and modulated minutes explaining what is at stake, our history and what makes us exceptional, and it was actually easy to listen to.

He's a brilliant guy, I just wish he could dial it down a notch. Or 12.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)

749 Mendelsohn, who was Jewish

Anthony Burgess, in the first volume of his autobiography, describes playing a Mendelssohn symphony in a bar for some Nazi officers, telling them it was Beethoven.

He baited them into praising it to the heavens before telling them the truth, and they beat the crap beat of him. He was satisfied with the bargain (perhaps in retrospect).

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (YqED9)

750 Off cat sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (8AONa)

751 Biden win would convince me we will never vote our way out of this mess and won't be allowed another chance anyway. Don't know what will be next but it wont be pretty.

Posted by: Ripley at No

I'm taking the opposite view. The pendulum is swinging back. Four more years of enthusiastic Americans saying no more bullshit. This is the start of the counter attack.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (6yYEv)

752 *waves at filbert across town*

Let's celebrate with some time at the range!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel)

753
Not necessarily. I went to a Trump rally in 2018, when he was campaigning for PA elections. So if he wins another term, he will probably do similar rallies in the future
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:50 PM (Izzlo)

I think so too. There's an election in 2022, and you have to remember a commonality Mr. Trump shares with Mr. Reagan:

Both accepted the need to go over and around the media early and often. Both men used different means, but they did so. Mr. Trump's rallies are a way for him to get over and around the media every bit as much as his tweets in the sewer known as Twitter are.

If Mr. Trump wins, expect the rallies to be a feature on the American political landscape until 2025.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (3DJkT)

754 737 Ballots have been mailed in to the New York City Board of Elections in the name of dead voters, The Post has learned.

Gee whodda ever thought that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (+X+aC)

Yeah, I would have never thought that could happen.

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (88xKn)

755 Kenosha rally from above...

https://tinyurl.com/y6axhwsb

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (cF8AT)

756 I hate nazis.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)

757 Where did they go? And why?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:35 PM (5p7BC)

The "why" is what I'm interested in...

Something is fishy.

Not like I'm worried about tomorrow, because I'm not.

But what's their game? They're not known for restraint and unemotional responses?

Something is up with those little fascists...

Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (BgMrQ)

758 Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA·6m
NEW/THREAD: LA County Sheriff
@LACoSheriff tells me he will have a "zero tolerance" policy on any looting/violence this week. All patrols now on 12 hour shifts. 3 mobile field forces, SRT teams ready to deploy anywhere. Will be watching DTLA, WeHo, Beverly Hills, SM.
4m
Sheriff says law enforcement has learned from the George Floyd unrest, & LASD will be ready to respond to problems immediately without having to deal with mayors & city councils like municipal police have to. Says LASD will be prepared to support all local police as well.
3m
I asked Villanueva what he thinks about seeing so much of the city boarding up.
He said: "I think the group of people that is willing to do something stupid like vandalize or loot is not that big of a group, and we're gonna be ready for them and take action immediately."
1m
Villanueva says if a worst case scenario arises and resources are running thin, he alone will make decision on National Guard. Last time, Sheriff says he requested them. Mayor Garcetti then said we didn't need them because "This isn't 1992". Hours later, they were called.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (FBrfY)

759
To begin with, Wagner was a jerk. An anti-Semitic jerk. He struggled in Paris turning out hack work while Meyerbeer, who never hid his Jewishness, was triumphant at the Opera and the most famous composer of his day.

Hitler's other favorite composers were Bruckner and Lehar, neither one of whom was anti-Semitic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (mht8P)

760 726 I guess Wagner did not buy it , huh ?
Posted by: runner

Nah. Mendelssohn's father was a Jewish philosopher, big in the community.
Posted by: Blutarski at November 02, 2020 09:49 PM (nnf6G)

That was his grandfather, Moses. His father, Abraham, renounced the Jewish faith and raised his children without any religious instruction. He even changed the family name from Mendelssohn, but Felix adopted it back when he began performing

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (Izzlo)

761 Good night everyone. Can't keep my eyes open and I want to be on the top of my game for tomorrow's festivities. See ya on the morrow.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (sGotD)

762 Ah well. Chores to do. Prayers to say ...

Take care, all.

Posted by: Adriane the Ursine Major Critic ... at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (LPnfS)

763 Heidi is working a Voting center here is AZ. She said there are Poll watchers from Colorado. WTF?

Prop 207 for legalizing weed would be my guess.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (SchxB)

764 748 He's a brilliant guy, I just wish he could dial it down a notch. Or 12.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)


Watch some really old interviews with him. He comes across like a poet, a superintelligent dreamer. He ramped up, he made this persona, because it worked. It annoys people, even some of his supporters, but it works.

Posted by: Splunge at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (dOV9E)

765 So I watched the sunset tonight, walked out into the front yard to look up and down my street. There were no neighbors to greet tonight.

Just another night, yet maybe, could be the last night my street looks just like this.

Historic day tomorrow.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (u1WYs)

766 I love the video now starting with Obama yelling at Joe.

"Joe Biden! Joe Biden!" LOL

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (5FCda)

767 Ha, he's running a revised "Joe's greatest hits " video. Great stuff

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (7ZQe3)

768 2016. I read some early good indications via the HQ. Drove home. Dad was watching Martha Radditz and George snuffleopolis as it became clear Hillary was going to lose. George is facing reality, "the possible path to victory for Hillary is getting very narrow" Radditz was blubbering "how could this happen" and that was when I knew Trump would win.

That happy news helped offset the blues over the CO commie victories on some amendments and Hillary winning the state, plus commie gains in state legislature.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (Aashi)

769 *waves at filbert across town*

Let's celebrate with some time at the range!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel)


YO!

Ya got my e-mail!

(My rifle and shotgun are still lost in that tragic boating accident I had before I moved to MO, but I'm sure we can figure something out.)

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (NiXyF)

770


Trump jumbotron showing the best of the Biden lowlights.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (wf/AT)

771 the video montage is hysterical

Posted by: paulnjax at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (nbaBy)

772 Over/under on when Twitter locks Trump's account?

5 pm EST?

Posted by: Bete at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (Ojki1)

773 my wife is convinced that my Computer and my Phone listen to us while we're at home. I say no, I know google is bad, but they're not that bad yet, that's kind of paranoid. And she says no, one you'll realize I'm right, you'll be more careful. So tonight, we're talking about some new supplement she wants to take, I can order it on Amazons, we've never bought it before, never really heard of it before a couple days ago. But we're talking about it tonight.

And so I go sit down at the computer, and log into Amazon to see if they have it, and I search, and I type in just the letter "L"... and Amazons interface pops up and says "Oh, are you looking for Lypo-spheric Vitamin C cartons?" Well, yeah, I am. Guess you are listening in after all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (V2Yro)

774 A perfect preview of the message Americans will send Joe Biden tomorrow night

https://tinyurl.com/yyydfxqg

LMAO!!
Posted by: Tami
---------------
Witness and marvel. You will never again see a campaign this bad.

The only good thing out of this is the permanent end of his campaign manager's career.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (5p7BC)

775
I just can't get into characters that are unrealistically stupid.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston

==========

Same here. Movies or t.v. shows. I watched half an episode of "Friends" once and thought it was soulless.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (G51Gf)

776 Dear Father,

President Trump openly recognizes Your sovereignty over this nation and over the world.
He openly asks for our prayers for he recognizes the power of prayers.
Holy Father, let the whole world see Your power move as You answer our prayers/petitions, let them see, Lord, that You are the same yesterday today and forever!
You are a faithful/merciful God toward Your children and pray Your ever-lasting love towards us will bring many more into the Kingdom of God.

Even so, Jesus come soon.

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (RU4sa)

777 Hubs is watching the video about Biden for the first time.

Posted by: ALH at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (YxfPJ)

778 When Trump wins I'm putting up a Trump 2024 sign.

Brilliant! Dems cannot complain unless they admit Trump won twice.

Posted by: Guam tipper at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (FsgBK)

779 Witness and marvel. You will never again see a campaign this bad.

The only good thing out of this is the permanent end of his campaign manager's career.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (5p7BC)

Did you watch it with the sound on?

OMG! I keep watching it and lmao!

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (cF8AT)

780 Prop 207 for legalizing weed would be my guess.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives
again at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (SchxB)

Huh....They were rolling up a coupla ballots.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (7Y5nA)

781 774
The only good thing out of this is the permanent end of his campaign manager's career.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (5p7BC)

============

He'll work Jill Biden's campaign for senator in some deep blue state that gets cleared for her, she'll win, and he'll be back to working presidential campaigns in less than ten years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (NWM+b)

782
That was his grandfather, Moses. His father, Abraham, renounced the Jewish faith and raised his children without any religious instruction. He even changed the family name from Mendelssohn, but Felix adopted it back when he began performing
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 09:54 PM (Izzlo)

Mendelssohn's music was considered Entartete, or forbidden in the Reich from 1933 until 1945. I think the Nuremberg laws included anyone who had Jewish blood, no matter if they converted.

Posted by: Moki at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (+X9Vs)

783 I always felt the Democrats weaponizing the virus would boomerang back. Something biblical in the weapon they formed against Trump being turned on them.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 09:51 PM (8YFRI)

You misspelled China.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (5FCda)

784 He's playing Alinskys rules to a tee

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (7ZQe3)

785
Trump jumbotron showing the best of the Biden lowlights.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:55 PM (wf/AT)

they have been cutting it out

now they are split screening it so it dampens the effect

the producers at fox are total lefties

Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (R3uW8)

786 Crazy sht from Biden. Crazy, crazy.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (zr5Kq)

787 Ya got my e-mail!

No. When?

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (nxdel)

788 https://bit.ly/386jGgg
*******
Alert Virginia is in play for Trump CITIZEN FREE PRESS

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (97Jmy)

789

The president is cracking up watching the Biden video clips.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (wf/AT)

790 Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at November 02, 2020 09:43 PM (NWM+b)

The Dems always pin their hopes on the yutes and are almost always disappointed.

The big exception was Obama in 2008. But that's because the yutes were excited about him. Nobody is excited about Grandpa Biden.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (HabA/)

791 >>It annoys people, even some of his supporters, but it works.

For many, of course. Just not for me.

If I wanted to be yelled at I would have stayed married.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (ZLI7S)

792 776, Amen and Amen, SMH.

Posted by: Moki at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (+X9Vs)

793 Go Pops GO!!

*puff*
*puff**puff*

Posted by: The Great White Hunter Biden at November 02, 2020 09:59 PM (doAIC)

794 Nate Silver is still going to make more money in a year than I ever will.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


The Horde has the ability to create paradigm-changing Best-in-Class bullshit, with proactive crap-focused synchronicities.


The Moneys are Out There.

Posted by: Miklos, amateur consultant class MBA at November 02, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

795 First time Ive seen the "try the breast but its never enough" gaff. LMAO

Posted by: JROD at November 02, 2020 10:00 PM (0jZnq)

796 795 First time Ive seen the "try the breast but its never enough" gaff. LMAO
Posted by: JROD at November 02, 2020 10:00 PM (0jZnq)

Hell, we should get that on a T-shirt

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (Izzlo)

797 John James
@JohnJamesMI
8h

US Senate candidate, MI
Less than 24 hours until the polls open, and we need you to do more than just cast your vote. We need you to give someone hope. Dispel the lies; spread the truth. The choice is yours Michigan, and the time is now. Let's Fly!


Words to remember.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (NiXyF)

798 10m
VA is NOT out of reach.

Student shortfall + black shortfall + Trump-voting blacks + crazy #s from whites, over 50, men and non-college may be enough.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (97Jmy)

799
For a long time I thought Mendelssohn was superficial but in recent years I've begun to appreciate what a great composer he is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (mht8P)

800 Some IL politicians there too ?

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq)

801 Alert Virginia is in play for Trump CITIZEN FREE PRESS
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at November 02, 2020 09:58 PM (97Jmy)

Wow! That's a long shot, but if enough of the black vote flips....I would imagine every gun owner in VA is turning out to give the finger to the Dems.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (HabA/)

802 There's a reckoning coming.
We said it with our votes for Trump in 2016. They didn't listen.
The left didn't take us seriously and said fuck off, we will be in charge, we WILL control you.
The Republicans didn't take it seriously. They smiled and said oh sure we hear you but, we don't care. We will not accept your tantrum. Be quiet and let us do as our donors please, because you only matter when we need votes.
Donald fucking Trump took us seriously. He got to work doing what we said we wanted done. He faced constant roadblocks put in place by the democrats and the Republicans. But he smashed through them like the Koolaid man or went around them like the roadrunner. He brought prosperity back. He brought back our pride in our country and our love of country. He was so unashamedly in love with America that it inspired us and millions of others to be just as blatant.
Now the country faces another election, another decision to be made. Will we allow President Trump to finish what he started? Will we let him keep making America great? Will we choose peace, prosperity and the earned respect from the rest of the world?
Or will we choose the path of a weaker America? A place where we are ruled instead of lead, where only the ruling class gets ahead and the rest of us get whatever scraps the ruling elites deem we deserve.
Many who voted for Hillary Clinton didn't know they were voting for being serfs. They couldn't see that well hidden agenda behind the historical first female president.
Since then, many eyes have opened scales fallen away. More Americans, perhaps millions more, truly understand what the democrats really are and what they intend for us. Tomorrow these millions will join us, who have seen all along, to say, in one voice... No, we are Americans and we will be free!
Many of you here on this board have despaired that half of the country would gladly see us in chains and even happily wear chains of their own.
I believe that tomorrow, we will see that those who crave peace, prosperity, and freedom far far outnumber those who demand chains.
The reckoning is coming.....
It will be here soon.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (Vxu+H)

803 ---------------
Witness and marvel. You will never again see a campaign this bad.

The only good thing out of this is the permanent end of his campaign manager's career.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:56 PM (5p7BC)

Only shitty Republican campaign leaders get to keep working while being garbage at their job.

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson, frenemy of the blog. at November 02, 2020 10:02 PM (Ojki1)

804 Has Corn Pop come out for Biden?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 10:02 PM (7Y5nA)

805 You misspelled China.

*************

Democrats, China, Commies and artichokes, its all the same to me.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Confirmed by the Senate to be Melanias New Cuddle Buddy at November 02, 2020 10:02 PM (8YFRI)

806 I think Don Jr. is having as much if not more fun than his father is in this campaign.

And he's got a razor-sharp wit.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 10:03 PM (NiXyF)

807 Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (NiXyF)

I'm really rooting for James. He's an impressive guy.

I also hope Sean Parnell plants a boot in Conor Lamb's ass in PA.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 10:03 PM (HabA/)

808 Has Corn Pop come out for Biden?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


I recall that Biden threatened Corn Pop with a chain.

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

809 Tiffany!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (3P/5p)

810 Nood ONT

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (NiXyF)

811 Look, this is going to be a petty routine voting pattern tomorrow for an incumbent President vs a weak challenger - nothing other than odd and easily refuted media polling data really says differently - its pretty silly if you step back.

The election is going to go how these things always go, an incumbent President wins easily unless the challenger, who is really being tasked to explain why you'd change horses mid-stream, can motivate you to the polls to vote for him. Its never really up to the incumbent to explain himself unless things are going badly for he American populace in general.

It was never about the media, or liberal talk show hosts and who they like or dislike...its going to come down to whether Americans want change - this is not a change election unless you are very left wing.

Trump wins with 320 Electoral votes or close to that.

Posted by: Boswell at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (w2LAm)

812
ONT

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (mht8P)

813 Bringing the family up tonight. Special stuff

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (7ZQe3)

814 Now twitter is putting disclaimers on his tweets...

@realDonaldTrump

Some or all of the content shared in this Tweet is disputed and might be misleading about an election or other civic process. Learn more

The Supreme Court decision on voting in Pennsylvania is a VERY dangerous one. It will allow rampant and unchecked cheating and will undermine our entire systems of laws. It will also induce violence in the streets. Something must be done!

https://tinyurl.com/y4z8gw3n

Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (cF8AT)

815 Not is up!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (Vxu+H)

816 I recall that Biden threatened Corn Pop with a chain.

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

Excellent. Another vote for PDT.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 10:04 PM (7Y5nA)

817 I wonder if Trump is bringing his kids up to contrast his family to Hunter?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 10:05 PM (5p7BC)

818 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2020 10:01 PM (Vxu+H)

Hear, hear!

I pray you are correct.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at November 02, 2020 10:05 PM (HabA/)

819 710 The youth may not be turning out this year.

Another base assumption of polling models that's about to be proven very, very wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
---------
There is no "may" about it. It's been on "the list" for weeks. Youth turnout is below 2004 levels.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2020 09:46 PM (5p7BC)

It reminds me of a quote from the movie Spy Game. Highly underrated action flick with Robert Redford and Brad Pitt. Anyway Redford is talking to some other spook who's beating around the bush about something and Redford says: "Are we going to dance all night with your hand on my ass or are you going to make your move?" The youth vote has had their hand on the ass of the Democrat Party for decades but they never actually show up to vote.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 02, 2020 10:05 PM (LMLqO)

820 Now twitter is putting disclaimers on his tweets...

@realDonaldTrump

Some or all of the content shared in this Tweet is disputed and might be misleading about an election or other civic process. Learn more




I pray that after Trump wins, he starts dismantling them.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2020 10:05 PM (mKjKi)

821 Has Corn Pop come out for Biden?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 02, 2020 10:02 PM (7Y5nA)


I've already appointed him "Beef Supreme".

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 02, 2020 10:06 PM (2N7oZ)

822 Mendelssohn was responsible, too, for was the revival of Bach's music.

Which is great for me, because I like Bach way more than Mendelssohn. Except, that is, for the latter's violin concerto, which ranks up there (imo) with just about anything.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 02, 2020 10:06 PM (YqED9)

823 Tiffany speaks none.

She continues to be the Meg of the family

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2020 10:07 PM (ojwvu)

824 BLM blocking white people from voting.

Hey! That's against the law!
Oh yeah, never mind.

Posted by: Case at November 02, 2020 10:08 PM (CBO5D)

825 547 Feeling better reading all this but what about voter fraud? Can this still swing the election?
Posted by: Stuck in IL at November 02, 2020 09:25 PM (ELjCd)

I believe fraud can always swing Pennsylvania. I'm hoping he gets Wisconsin & Arizona so big it will be out of their reach and they quit trying everywhere else by Thursday.

Posted by: firehorse at November 02, 2020 10:09 PM (9Ps/k)

826 Did you watch it with the sound on?

OMG! I keep watching it and lmao!
Posted by: Tami at November 02, 2020 09:57 PM (cF8AT)

I love the "oh fuck it" hand wave...

He knows...he knows he's toast!

Posted by: browndog at November 02, 2020 10:12 PM (BgMrQ)

827 155 135 If they make a good movie about Trump, Sylvester Stallone would be a good fit.


SHATNER!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2020 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

or Christopher Walken.

Posted by: firehorse at November 02, 2020 10:12 PM (9Ps/k)

828 I don't know about that puma ...

never have a pet that can kick your ass

Posted by: Hevel Varik at November 02, 2020 10:42 PM (fLpTX)

829 Testing

Posted by: Doc at November 03, 2020 12:26 AM (Vgl4t)

830 They're beautiful animals but dear Heaven I'd be scared to have one in the house.

Posted by: aelfheld at November 03, 2020 11:05 AM (IxDhF)

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