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Biden Makes New Campaign Promise: He Will Deliver "Trunalimunumaprzure"
Oh, sure. Yet another big government Democrat promising that he'll finally deliver trunalimunumaprzure.
If I had a nickel for every time some liberal Democrat promised me he'd deliver trunalimunumaprzure, why, I'd have enough money to get trunalimunumaprzure myself, without the help of Uncle Sugar at all!BIDEN: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.”
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) October 30, 2020
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— Kyle Shideler (@ShidelerK) October 30, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 30, 2020 01:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Average Loser at October 30, 2020 01:49 PM (8aO2d)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 01:49 PM (LvTSG)
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Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (e3Ezr)
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Obama's having a grandkid? Getting to her early there Joe.
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: filbert at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: spypeach at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (g25eo)
Posted by: iwuzhere at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (q80FF)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (sfhL4)
Voter 1, "What did he just say?"
Voter 2, "New Department of Citizen Happiness."
Voter 1, "Oh, I'll vote Trump."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (lgiXo)
You fools who are calling this gibberish don't recognize Medieval German?
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: spypeach at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (Up/Jb)
Wait, Joe is trying to drive the bus over me?
Posted by: Obumbles 1 at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Bete
I feel for the pharmacist trying to fill that prescription.
Trunalimunumaprzure. WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (e3Ezr)
Thank you, Mr. Biden, for finally vowing to get this done! I am grateful to you for myself as an American, and for other Americans and Americans-to-be. Thank you thank you thank you thank you for taking trunalimunumaprzure seriously!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (dTqaU)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: filbert at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: spypeach at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (Up/Jb)
Truant internal action depression, obviously.
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (AiZBA)
What the hell was he trying to say... true international pressure???
Posted by: spypeach at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (Up/Jb)
That's what I *think* he was slurring.
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (ynpvh)
Thank God. We've been out of trunalimunumaprzure ever since OrangeManBad got elected. I don't think I can go another 4 years without trunalimunumaprzur.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (TyAHF)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (dTqaU)
Posted by: filbert at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (NiXyF)
Remember Bush saying "nuculur" and what a big deal that was? If a late night comedian or SNL doesn't address it, it's like it never happened.
If Biden was a Republican, it really would be a blowout loss because it would be a feeding frenzy, the guy is brain dead.
Posted by: Blago at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (knziH)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (kA3Cp)
The song will be covered by people who aren't British. Maybe Vanilla Ice could be one of the participants?
Posted by: arminius256 at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (382aI)
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We must've been separated at birth; was just about to post the same thing.
"Rahr-ruh!"
Posted by: red speck at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)
You fools who are calling this gibberish don't recognize Medieval German?
Posted by: pep
That, I believe, is blue paint early German.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2020 01:50 PM (Ti+Tv)
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Roy Johnson is right about Gabby Johnson being right!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)
The only reasonable response from such a demand would be something like "um, sure, whatever, man"
Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (SOV+T)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (kCXrd)
And then the fun really starts...
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (4uSHG)
Having him go out to campaign is pretty much criminal elder abuse.
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (kZT36)
-The Left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (Q3XBb)
The song will be covered by people who aren't British. Maybe Vanilla Ice could be one of the participants?
Posted by: arminius256
Milli Vanilli.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (g25eo)
Lol
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: IC at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (a0IVu)
the brain/speech link breaks down, and nonsense sometimes results
PBUH
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (lgiXo)
IT SHOWS PASSION!
AND DRUGS MAKE IT HARD TO REGULATE EMOTION!
BUT MOSTLY PASSION!
PLUS I NEED TO REACH THE BACK OF THE ROOM!
Posted by: Joe "Adderall Fueled" Bidet at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (Zmnko)
Is there no one in the Democrat Party brave enough to say this is a disgrace?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (AFSld)
@charliekirk11
It's starting to look like 77-year-old Joe Biden is only running for president so he can squash the active criminal investigation into his son & family.
Are Democrats okay with that?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: spypeach at October 30, 2020 01:51 PM (Up/Jb)
That's what it sounded like.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: spindrift at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Inquiring minds want to know at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (O2PCU)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (o4czV)
All they had to do was pick some 45 year old, plain vanilla dude with a name like Jones or Johnson.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (416wY)
Posted by: Or maybe Racist somehow too at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (AFSld)
A little context might help, but JESUS POGO-STICK CHRIST he is not all there.
His wife and staff are absolutely committing elder abuse.
And the DNC is enabling it or held hostage or frozen in terror or something. Lot of blame to go around.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I wanna know what he was supposed to say.
Don't axe him. He don't know. Prolly something to do with afrvigamitn.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (bCLt0)
@charliekirk11
It's starting to look like 77-year-old Joe Biden is only running for president so he can squash the active criminal investigation into his son & family.
Are Democrats okay with that?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (ZLI7S)
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"As long as we get our cut of the TV ad spending."
-Democratic campaign strategists
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (4q3U3)
Posted by: Matt at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (MUp5h)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Ein hassenpfeffer bitte!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (oQxGC)
Gesundheit.
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (dTqaU)
Posted by: radar at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (3Zp/H)
Posted by: filbert at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (NiXyF)
president so he can squash the active criminal investigation into his
son family.
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Alternative theory. The Dems ran Joe so they could throw him to the wolves to hide their own scandals.
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (Q3XBb)
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It will be within the first 90 days. I wonder if "DR." Jill knows.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (O+I8R)
Trunalimunumaprzure = Beelzebub
Ah, you've cracked the code. Split pea soup and masturbating with a crucifix to follow.
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (oQxGC)
Why did put the lime in the coconut run through my head with that post?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (Ez6QX)
I can only understand this language after a few glasses of wine, maybe I should start early.
Posted by: spypeach at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (Up/Jb)
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (9V81o)
Yeah, that's what I heard.
Not sure what he's referencing, but obviously sending pallets of cash to our enemies is a way to create true international pressure as opposed to what Trump is doing in the Middle East which is obviously... ineffective.
/sarc
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (ZCiJZ)
104,000 watching RSBN and Trump.
5,500 watching NBC News live stream of
missing Biden.
Just saying.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (ufFY8)
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sounded like maybe "true international efforts to pressure" . . . . whatever
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (k4dH2)
That's all his campaign has been: He goes to a city, standing on a stage, and yells words on the screen in front of him, while three fans sit in circles, and three more fans sit in circles with news cameras.
He isn't campaigning. He hasn't campaigned once. He's just "showing up" (and then only the bare minimum) and letting the media run intereference.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 30, 2020 01:54 PM (m/Gc2)
Cabinet installed, then 25th amendment.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (Oka5v)
She must hate him.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (cJEnq)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: filbert at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (NiXyF)
He's giving the Swedish Chef a run for his money.
Posted by: AF at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (7TIB9)
So fox turned the cameras back onto CNN and the other cameras and they had actually shut their cameras off.
Supposed to have happened live so this should start popping up soon. Unreal.
Posted by: lowfibass at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (ujwI/)
Btw, a popular Biblically-accurate custom is "wife-sharing". My full transformation to "full Christian" can only be done after my wife is shared by at least a dozen other true Christians...
Posted by: Pharisee French at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (Z5BUl)
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Months? More like seconds.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (O2PCU)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (sI15f)
He doesn't think those 20 people there in the social distance circles can hear him.
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (Ti+Tv)
We need to set up a "How Many Hours Until Joe's a Puddle of Drool?" pool.
I say by Sunday evening, 6:00 PM EST.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Hands at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Bearded Spock at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (h5TKJ)
by Donald J. Trump
Editor's note: The Ideas Lab invited both major party candidates for president to speak directly to Wisconsin voters.
Milwaukee Journal Sentinal
see at Real Clear Politics
Good for Trump.
Firing on all cylinders.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Jim Acosta smoker of pole at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Phil DeBasquette at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (95aaR)
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sounded like maybe "true international efforts to pressure" . . . . whatever
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (k4dH2)
Was there an interpreter for the deaf there? I would love to have seen the look on the interpreter's face.
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (D79US)
Never doubt my commitment to trunalimunumaprzure, Jack. C'mon!
Posted by: Porridge Brain Biden at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (hYcqw)
So Sniffy Joe will hit China, Russia, Iran, and other countries he benefitted from with international pressure from...China, Russia, and Iran?
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (ynpvh)
A little context might help, but JESUS POGO-STICK CHRIST he is not all there.
His wife and staff are absolutely committing elder abuse.
And the DNC is enabling it or held hostage or frozen in terror or something. Lot of blame to go around.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (l8gTz)
that was not a stutter. A stutter is a pause in delivery.
That was pure Brain to mouth disconnect.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (NgKpN)
Is there no one in the Democrat Party brave enough to say this is a disgrace?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (AFSld)
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Look, here's the thing - that's DOCTOR Hoor Wife non-MD to you, Jack!
Posted by: radar at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (3Zp/H)
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You uncultured hicks aren't educated enough to understand how smart people speak.
This is the PROPER pronunciation, same as Chee-lay for Chili and Kneee-cow-RRrrawgwah for Nicaragua.
Dumbasses.
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (L3Px6)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: AF at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (7TIB9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (Ue4zo)
Posted by: Howard Dean at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: SH
That thought has occurred to me. Biden may be the slowest of the people confronting a bear.
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (J70i0)
The Cabinet needs to be confirmed, and then Kamala can get rid of him.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (haWye)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (EERbD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (tW1lH)
When the Swedish Chef makes more sense than your candidate, you might have a wee problem.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: JOE BIDEN! at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (oVJmc)
I think his teleprompter first shows him pictures of clouds, just to get the old man brain into yelling mode.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (uhPTO)
/sarc off
LOLGF, Biden.
GO TRUMP!! WHOOHOO!!
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (/rsCS)
Posted by: arminius256 at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (382aI)
If you are allergic to Trunalimunumaprzure, do not take Trunalimunumaprzure.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (cJEnq)
Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (MxEKc)
I just went though Nate Silver's battleground states forecast.
Wow.
Lil Wayne would like to know what he's smoking.
Posted by: MJ at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (gAMkn)
When the Swedish Chef makes more sense than your candidate, you might have a wee problem.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (oQxGC)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
/looks on with interest
Posted by: Cthulu, the God, not the Moron at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JOE BIDEN! at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (kfcYC)
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Neo Neocon watched the whole speech -- and it's worse:
In front of many phrases, he also has a repetitive vocal tic that's new to me: "Look!"
And it's not the only repetitive phrase he uses. The whole speech has a robotic air, as though he's memorized some time-worn phrases that he is reciting with what feels like the correct and appropriate affect but is somehow off.
It's really rather frightening to watch the whole thing, more so than watching the short excerpts. As one person in the chat there said, "Sounds like a senile angry old man."
Yeah, because he IS a senile old man.
https://tinyurl.com/yytmcoa6
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (sI15f)
-Jake Tapper, Defender of all that is Good and Righteous and A BIG Fan of the Veterans.
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (pYQR/)
Elderly abuse continues.
Cuomo had no guilt, murdering so many seniors.
Why would Biden's family care about ole Joe? We know who they are now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (L3Px6)
There is 186 % chance he will win on Tuesday. Accordintvtonpolls.
Posted by: runner at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (dTqaU)
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM
Do not take trunalimunumaprzure if you are allergic to trunalimunumaprzure.
Posted by: AF at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (7TIB9)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (HrMC1)
Those three ripe pumpkins in the shot with Joe each have more intellectual firepower than he does.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (PgmdM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (sWM8x)
How'd you like to have that gig?
Posted by: Attila the unreasonable at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (w7KSn)
Have you noticed that Biden's stopped using deaf interpreters?
I wonder why.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (Ue4zo)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (AFSld)
if shibby is still around...
that clip is reason 11 for trump
number 12 is fa=fa is just an idea, the biden riots are state sanctioned terror against the citizenry
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (k4dH2)
Is this guy saying "Leading from behind" doesn't work? The balls on him.
Posted by: Teh Won at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (Ojki1)
Crowd cheers
"And rode off on their women!"
More cheers
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There's clapping seals.
And then there are Democrats
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (aO8Gd)
When the Swedish Chef makes more sense than your candidate, you might have a wee problem.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (oQxGC)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (Zmnko)
hahahaha
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (NjyXk)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (E1b7r)
Posted by: josephistan at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (Izzlo)
Joe, scoop out one of those pumpkins behind you. You need a refill.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (WLHrn)
This video is master troll level as well: https://tinyurl.com/y4vwybwp
Dedication.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Hands at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: AF at October 30, 2020 01:59 PM (7TIB9)
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Excellent question.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (jUVms)
The most frightening part was the cheers from his fans when he said it.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
==
That's the guy on the sound board dialing up the pre recorded crowd noise.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (T+cDr)
Nah. She wants to be president, that's all. Her ambition> her feelings for him. Simple really.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: filbert at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (NiXyF)
She must hate him.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 01:57 PM (lgiXo)
Or she wants to be the power behind the throne/keep he ass out of jail.
Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM
THIS
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (ptqGC)
Have you noticed that Biden's stopped using deaf interpreters?
I wonder why.
***
Some quit, some turned to drugs and alcohol.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (RqOLD)
--
He's always been that way. I just saw an interview of him from the mid-70s the other day. He wagged his finger in someone's face and basically said, "we can take away the first amendment any time we want." What an arrogant fool. He's always been a nasty pr*ck. It's why his name is always followed with, "oh, that's just Joe being Joe."
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (O+I8R)
Isn't that what Bob from the Black Lodge ate from people's souls on Twin Peaks?
Posted by: fringe at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (FPur3)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (aO8Gd)
Could cause dementia, rash, oily stools, temporary vision loss, tremors, male pattern baldness, uncontrollable flatulence, drooling, and infections of the peritoneum. If an erection lasting four hours occurs please notify your actual physician and not somebody you know who has a PHD in gender studies like Doctor Jill.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: CarpetheadLarro at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (fu1JC)
Posted by: dresten at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (hCqcJ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (Y6UV7)
I suspect that maybe that's what he meant to say?
But didn't Trump get impeached for trying to use international pressure?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Big FatMeanie at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (NicEv)
Posted by: SH
to get him out of the Party for good
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
==
That's the guy on the sound board dialing up the pre recorded crowd noise.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
They bought a copy from the NFL.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (e3Ezr)
-Merrian Webster, 10:08AM Pacific, Oct 30, 2020
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (E1b7r)
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle.
Posted by: Joe Biden Rally Sign Language Guy at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (Izzlo)
Joe, scoop out one of those pumpkins behind you. You need a refill.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (WLHrn)
ROFL
Thread Winnah!
Posted by: Cthulu, the God, not the Moron at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (Oka5v)
All the time, Trunalimunumaprzure
Posted by: Phil Collins at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (S5OQe)
Pollster Richard Baris says Trump's polling 70% amongst Venezuelans in Florida. Also he make take Miami Dade.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (/1HGa)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (sGotD)
"Look! Normal achey like that d@mn liar Trump. He has no plan. HE HAS NO PLAN!"
*scowls at the crowd*
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (ZCiJZ)
Jill wants to be Empress Dowager, ruling the country from behind the curtain.
Posted by: filbert at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (NiXyF)
It's vital that you vote for Joe Biden. Only Biden has plans to end the vast number of trunalimunumaprzure deserts in this country.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (hYcqw)
Biden was told that the election was in the bag, and now he has to actually campaign.
Remember, the original plan was for Biden to do no campaigning for the last nine days of the race.
They're desperate if they are dragging him out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Lil' Wayne at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (sWM8x)
****************
Months? More like seconds.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (O2PCU)
LOL - no, they will cart him around for two years or more. As long as he's alive. What do they care? He won't be president.
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: fly at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (APv8N)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (nnI2U)
My dad did the same thing when the cancer became uncontrollable.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (ARkPd)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM
THIS
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (ptqGC)
I'm out.
Posted by: Mandela funeral sign guy. at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (Ojki1)
Oh, I dunno. What about Trump's tweets?
-- suburban white wome
Posted by: Hands at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
My pronouns are ïa and fhtagn.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Landslide at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (an7Mv)
Oh, sure, NOW you bring up "trunalimunumaprzure"!
Admit it, you had hoped to keep all of it for your greedy self, Joe!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (pNxlR)
And he's dissing Fox. Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (Q3XBb)
This video is master troll level as well: https://tinyurl.com/y4vwybwp
Dedication.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Trump staff could use this as the next WiFi password.
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (o4czV)
I wonder why.
They couldn't hear him?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (NgKpN)
She was banging him while she was still married after working on his campaign. She always wanted to be rich and famous, and apparently her first husband wasn't.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (L3Px6)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (ZLI7S)
He doesn't know that. He knows if he doesn't go out and read the words in front of his face, he gets the hose again.
And no tapioca.
That's all he knows.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: vmom 2020 trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Doctor at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (dfRN6)
He must have had something on the teleprompter, or in mind, that he was trying to enunciate before hi brain shut down. But what was it?
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)
That's many orders of magnitude worse than a butt dialed Covfefe
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: IC at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (a0IVu)
Why doesn't Jill take him someplace peaceful to live out his remaining days in comfort.
She must hate him.
Remember the scene from the Right Stuff, when Gus Grisson's wife is berating him because she thinks he blew the hatch, and they didn't get a parade or anything like Glenn did. She complains about all the moves, and the lousy housing, etc., and thinks being stuck in a lousy motel is the "payoff". That's Jill Biden.
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (v16oJ)
That shit will make your dick turn green. No joke.
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (9V81o)
@disclosetv
·
1h
BREAKING - Twitter stock in free-fall. 20% down so far today.
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/
status/1322214176278908935
Posted by: filbert at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (NiXyF)
MORE TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (sI15f)
HAHAHAHA! Potential thread winner!
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (/rsCS)
We think he was trying to say teleprompter.
Posted by: ...
I didn't know Joe spoke Welsh.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (e3Ezr)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 01:52 PM (lgiXo)
Shows how vital he is. Reminds one of JFK, doesn't it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (guGkK)
_____________
But don't take trunalimunumaprzure if you're allergic to trunalimunumaprzure.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (HaL55)
Pollster Richard Baris says Trump's polling 70% amongst Venezuelans in Florida. Also he make take Miami Dade.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (/1HGa)
How big is the Venezuelan population is Florida?
And how many are hot women?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (pt
Wouldn't that be Hisanus?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (lgiXo)
Honestly, I find the whole taking billions in payoffs from foreign interests and allowing incest to flourish in his own family for years more upsetting. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (bDqIh)
And he's dissing Fox. Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (ptqGC)
The best part was he said Biden didn't even know what flavor he was eating. lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: L'il Wayne at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (UhHFM)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM
+++++++++++++
He fucks up his speech so much that I suspect that the sign language guys aren't signing Biden. My bet is that they're signing whatever comes up on the prompter. If this is the case, then someone who knows ASL could actually get a better, more complete, and less jumpy text of a Biden speech than a listener could.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (LKTKP)
inauguration day. His brain is literally dying on camera before our
eyes."
His brain is a dessicated, dusty, lump kept in a canopic jar.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (vceH7)
Posted by: keena at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (HEEq1)
Wtf? --
@PolitiFact
rates it "mostly true" that the pro-police thin blue line flag is actually an "anti-Black Lives Matter" flag.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyvc8e8u
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (E1b7r)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (TyAHF)
RiffTrax
@RiffTrax
21m
EEGAH - is there a better word to describe 2020?
Posted by: filbert at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (NiXyF)
Nothing like closing out your campaign with a hopeful argument.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (I2/tG)
No, you want to know who the Candidate is, it's Jill Biden. She doesn't mind that Joe is sleeping around, or that he's mentally incompetent now, low wattage at his prime.
He's just a skin suit for her ambition anyway.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: IC at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (a0IVu)
As long as he's a red shirt, I'm good.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (/rsCS)
-----> jesus, the left is going to have to rethink their mass voter replacement immigration strategy
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: Joe Biden Sings the Hits at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (oVJmc)
Threadwinner
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (bDqIh)
--
LOL, gawd, what 'tards.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: eric at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (UDxW4)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: keena at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (RiTnx)
They also voted for Hillary.
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (Ti+Tv)
Joe! Joe! What's your campaign's position on muffler bearings imported from China?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (Zmnko)
I would love to see twitter go out of business. Truly.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: MiklosLaw, We Fight for YOU!!! (as seen on TV!) at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hands at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (S5OQe)
Posted by: Bob at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (kI2il)
Trump wins the election. Joe and everybody associated w/him goes down hard, harder, and hardest. Everybody else pretty much gets a pass if they clean up their act.
Just a thought, natch, but it's honestly difficult to come up with a coherent explanation for this contest.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (LKTKP)
rates it "mostly true" that the pro-police thin blue line flag is actually an "anti-Black Lives Matter" flag.
---->
well, since blm stands for looting, anti-family, anti-capitalism, anti-Christian, and defund the police, sure.
what's their point?
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: IC at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (a0IVu)
He's just speaking Pakled. It means "I am smart."
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (ynpvh)
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The condition known as "hot dog fingers", possession by the Evil One...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (xRn8c)
true and international depressure
Posted by: vmom 2020 trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Dan Rather at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (786Ro)
126 If Biden is elected, what is the over/under (months) before he is replaced?
****************
Months? More like seconds.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 30, 2020 01:58 PM (O2PCU)
LOL - no, they will cart him around for two years or more. As long as he's alive. What do they care? He won't be president.
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (Q3XBb)
If team Biden wins, he's gone before inauguration.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (jk1kv)
I mean seriously. She is actually less appealing than Hillary! Even liberal women hate Kamala. WTF did you want me to do? I had no other choice.
Posted by: soros at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (CvxZq)
No, you want to know who the Candidate is, it's Jill Biden. She doesn't mind that Joe is sleeping around, or that he's mentally incompetent now, low wattage at his prime.
He's just a skin suit for her ambition anyway.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (Y6UV7
He's Obama's meat puppet. Jill just doesn't want to go to Club Fed
Posted by: CN at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: keena at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (RiTnx)
Tucker quoted 51% think the Hunter/Biden thing is Russian disinformation. It's not getting out there.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (sfhL4)
they'd vote for an actual old goat, long as that (D) is there
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (zzdt2)
-Jake Tapper, who really, really support veterans and will have had no idea Joe had dementia until Jan 21, 2021.
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (pYQR/)
So Ash said it? Kinda?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2020 02:04 PM (nnI2U)
I'm like Joe Biden.
In that, from one day to the next I forget that woman exists. Until someone goes ahead and reminds me.
Curse you for doing that.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (hku12)
It was Trunalimunumaprzure all along.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (guGkK)
I wonder why.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:00 PM (I2/tG)
Mandela funeral guy charges too much?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (ARkPd)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (AFSld)
======
Oh he has. The media just won't report on it.
Posted by: soros at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (zDI4y)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (o4czV)
Biden: "Hold my trunalimunumaprzure."
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (HEEq1)
Unless of course he's pandering to the MUH RUSSIA crowd. But that's dumb, too, because those voters are already in the bag.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (HhaYz)
And, he is spouting words that mean nothing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (ufFY8)
I've done my share of five hour interviews, but six FBI agents feels like multiple squads with separate cases. You don't need that many people unless you're working different angles.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)
TRUMP!
Posted by: Banned at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (FjkT5)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
Give it time. He'll forget he's on camera and whoops!
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (lgiXo)
I mean seriously. She is actually less appealing than Hillary! Even liberal women hate Kamala. WTF did you want me to do? I had no other choice.
Posted by: soros at October 30, 2020 02:08 PM (CvxZq)
She's the second layer of protection because she is is CCP friendly. Read as, in on the selling us to China deal.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 01:55 PM (o4czV)
yeah
jokes on us when the summoned demon Trunalimunumaprzure appears
Posted by: vmom 2020 trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (nUhF0)
----------------------
S Florida has changed a lot. The influx of wealthy folks from South America is staggering and they seem to be pretty conservative. IE don't touch my fucking money.
Posted by: MJ at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (xRn8c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (NgKpN)
False
...because Byrd's title was Grand CYCLOPS of the KKK.
So there Trumpkins!!!
https://tinyurl.com/y4da5d4n
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for his heart
Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He's lump, he's lump
He's in my head
He's lump, he's lump, he's lump
He might be dead
Posted by: Presidents of the United States of America at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: IC at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (a0IVu)
He's just speaking Pakled. It means "I am smart."
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (AiZBA)
It still amazes me that they created a race of evil space retards in TNG.
Posted by: josephistan at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Teleprompter Hackers QAnonymous (THQ) at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)
It's 2020. Even Eldritch gods don't want to mess with it.
Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (Ojki1)
----------->
translation. "we bring back our pro-Iranian middle eastern hegemony strategy" the obama regime wanted nuclear iran to be the power center for the middle east.
the left acts as if we tarnished our reputation by pulling out of the deal (which Iran never even signed)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (zzdt2)
LOL, word train of randomness....
"Where a farm girl knows the price of corn."
Wut?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (ufFY8)
I AM JOE BIDEN! AND I APPROVED THIS TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!
I CAN SMELL YOUR HAIR FROM HERE!
Posted by: Joe Biden, babbling husk at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (kZT36)
I'm a cripple not suitable for being potus.
Bribem? (Yes he's comprised in many ways)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Hands at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (4q3U3)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (Q3XBb)
I've done my share of five hour interviews, but six FBI agents feels like multiple squads with separate cases. You don't need that many people unless you're working different angles.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)
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"So, tell me about Hunter's lapels. It sounds like he was so 90s..."
-Fashion Bureau of Investigation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (LvTSG)
Joe should be an extra on Star Trek - he can develop a whole new language.
Posted by: IC at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (a0IVu)
He's just speaking Pakled. It means "I am smart."
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (AiZBA)
He needs teleprompter things.
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (HwiWi)
I want fanapt. And I want it delivered by the hawt blue-eyed brunette in the commercial.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: vmom 2020 trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (nUhF0)
We're safe. He has to say it 3 times in front of a mirror.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (AiZBA)
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Calm down - that's a poll isn't it? Yeah.
Don't spaz out people.
Posted by: REE REEE REEEE!!! at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (zDI4y)
You can hear Trump supporters honking in the distance.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (I2/tG)
heh
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (guGkK)
Time to call in the Ordo Malleus to smite those foul abominations in the name of the God-Emperor!
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (an7Mv)
But sure, this type of slurring of words can't be a good sign.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (qACjt)
Posted by: Kurt at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (CNzV+)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (3fR4G)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (HwiWi)
Wasn't that the Dem plan to let 16 year olds vote in national elections?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: Joe Biden Sings the Hits at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (qACjt)
Honestly, I find the whole taking billions in payoffs from foreign interests and allowing incest to flourish in his own family for years more upsetting. . .
_____________
Yes, the decades-long corruption of the Biden Crime Family is more consequential than the adultery by Jill and the possible adultery by Joe, but the deliberate and ongoing deception by both Joe and Jill about how their relationship began speaks to how thoroughly deceitful and dishonorable the entire family is. Everything about these people -- who are holding themselves out as the "decent" choice -- is a filthy lie.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (HEEq1)
I think you're overestimating Obama's give a shit when he doesn't get full credit. He's Lazy, and cares more about his recreation than any "cause".
I think you are underestimating Jill Biden. Whatever you might say about mentally inert Joe, it's Jill who's got him through this campaign. It's Jill calling the lids, it's Jill gaming whatever drugs necessary to get him through debates without drooling. It's Jill that ultimately made the decision to do the debates.
If you see Bidens mouth moving, that's really Jill's hand up his ass.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (XpDOS)
To them it was a useless organ so they picked it out through the nose.
Wait, that is Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (oQxGC)
CA. has it on the ballot this time
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (o4czV)
"Look, I'll do what he's unable to do. I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true international pressure, isolate and punish China. Folks, we've lost more manufacturing jobs in Pennsylvania and across the country than any time in recent history."
https://archive.vn/k5mrh#selection-2047.0-2047.250
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (HhaYz)
Who would see it?
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (3fR4G)
=========
"Jill, I made a poopy!"
"No! Don't show me!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
Hunter''s emails has surpassed the search totals on google for wikileaks during the 2016 election.
It's getting out there.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)
I probably should have waited after Joe's inauguration, so it would have been covered.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (pmRSz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM
Do not mock Happy Fun Trunalimunumaprzure
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (ejd/p)
And here I thought he was talking to Baphomet.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (TYUJ+)
Now Biden is shouting.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (9V81o)
I've done my share of five hour interviews, but six FBI agents feels like multiple squads with separate cases. You don't need that many people unless you're working different angles.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)
And it sounds like the ones who should have been there for Wire Fraud? The Secret Service... were not there.
Oh, wait, interesting question, what if a Sec Serv agent who was on a Protective Detail, found evidence of Wire Fraud?
Would they report it? Seeing as how they ARE Federal Law Enforcement Officers, or would it get swept under the rug like Clinton Crimes, so they can keep on Body Guarding?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (bYje+)
Posted by: MrObvious at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (k+h+d)
Exactly. When I get really tired and feeling sick I slur words and mispronounce stuff. He's like that when he gets up in the morning and is pumped full of drugs. Someone like that shouldn't even be in a job, let alone campaigning, let alone for president.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Joe doesn't care about legal issues. He'll either be brain fried or dead before anything happens.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (Q3XBb)
----------------------
S Florida has changed a lot. The influx of wealthy folks from South America is staggering and they seem to be pretty conservative. IE don't touch my fucking money.
Posted by: MJ at October 30, 2020 02:10 PM (gAMkn)
Or turn this place socialist.
Like the guy at the Republican Convention said, this is the last place left and its our only hope.
Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: vmom 2020 trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
No, you really aren't.
Trust us.
Posted by: Secret Service agents at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: fly at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (APv8N)
Al the Dems know he won't last long. All the people voting for him know that. It's not an issue for them.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (qpX6U)
Once he takes the oath, he's expendable.
Posted by: Joe Biden Sings the Hits at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (oVJmc)
CA. has it on the ballot this time
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (Zmnko)
To clarify I believe it is for local issues not National... But.. it's a way in to make it National like everything else they do
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (Zmnko)
I think Biden is speaking to an audience of cars, like at a parking lot.The audience are in cars?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (ufFY8)
And they declared 130,000 Trump votes as having been cast by bots, so they deleted them so Kiddie Sniffer Joe would win the pretend, popular vote election! I think it's at Insty's.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (an7Mv)
"Your Trunalimunumaprzure is your weakness" - Orange Man
"Your faith in the covfefe is yours!" - Dementia Man
Posted by: Justasheep at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (L9Eia)
If it was not getting out there, 51% would say "who??" not "its a lie"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (TYUJ+)
https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2009/03/prompt-chancellor-modern-comedy.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (oQxGC)
If you see Bidens mouth moving, that's really Jill's hand up his ass.
Posted by: mikethemoose
I honestly wonder if Jill's game plan isn't to be Mrs. Wilson the sequel: being the defacto President while Joe amuses himself with crayons in a corner. In that case, she may fight Kamala trying to use the 25th to throw Joe out of office. Hoping Trump wins reelection and we don't have to find out.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (GZ/yK)
I've done my share of five hour interviews, but six FBI agents feels like multiple squads with separate cases. You don't need that many people unless you're working different angles.
One would think that with their year-long "open and oh-so-active" investigation into Hunter Biden's business dealings that they would have found and questioned his business partner some time BEFORE the day after he went public.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (b9175)
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Justasheep at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (L9Eia)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (I2/tG)
"Look! Normal achey like that d@mn liar Trump. He has no plan. HE HAS NO PLAN!"
*scowls at the crowd*
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 02:03 PM (bDqIh)
All the Bidens scowl.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (/1HGa)
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Calm down - that's a poll isn't it? Yeah.
Don't spaz out people.
Posted by: REE REEE REEEE!!! at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (zDI4y)
Exactly!
My wife told me he said that and I ask her if she believes the Biden is winning polls. She got it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (O+I8R)
115K on RSBN watching Trump.
I tried to listen to Joe, but he's just yelling and I can't listen to that. He's worse than Hillary.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: FCI-Dublin at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (XpDOS)
Bribem? (Yes he's comprised in many ways)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 30, 2020 02:11 PM (0OmEj)
You're a heluva lot better suited to be POTUS than that lump of ectoplasm.
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Mishdog at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (5Yk8D)
Posted by: Russians! at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (buTO7)
jokes on us when the summoned demon Trunalimunumaprzure appears
Posted by: vmom 2020 trunalimunumaprzure! "
Yeah. If everybody KEEPS SAYING IT!
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)
Completely agree, I was just teasing!
Was it Christopher Hitchens who said everything the Clintons say is a lie, including 'and'?
Because that applies to the Bidens. Jill tweeting about decency, and Joe making his campaign about the "soul of America" is just too d@mn in your face, like they get off on the lies.
Posted by: Presidents of the United States of America at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (xRn8c)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Al the Dems know he won't last long. All the people voting for him know that. It's not an issue for them.
One plus would be that it will KILL Hillary! for Biden to win what she couldn't.
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (MxEKc)
Yeah, that's a killer combination. There was a time when Meg Foster could have stopped traffic with her eyes.
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (guGkK)
1) its his default response to being challenged or questioned on anything, like his son's corruption and his involvement. He's always done it. That's where the "look, fat!" and "I don't work for you!!" stuff comes from.
2) He was so low energy in previous appearances people thought he was a dying grampa, and this is his other mode, to seem energetic and strong.
Like Hillary who would go from talking in a slightly unpleasant cackly voice into screeching like a harpy when she was trying to be emphatic or enthusiastic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (KZzsI)
He cares deeply. Go listen to Joe talking over the years about the need he feels to provide for his family. He's always had a monster chip on his shoulder about being "middle class Joe" in a sea of rich and powerful people and it drove his criminality.
It's not just Joe who is exposed, it's his whole family.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh, here's one:
"I'm not going to shut down the exonomy, I am going to shut down the VIRUS!"
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (ufFY8)
First night she has to beat the shit out of someone so then they'll leave her alone.
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hands at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (Zmnko)
There's also a story out there that Kayleigh McEnany is going to quit her job.
She's going to quit, and then run away to live in Scotland with me.
Oh yes, there is a story.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (hku12)
445
Trunalimunumaprzure > Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (O+I8R)
Horde mind.
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Colin at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (/1bb5)
Posted by: That Guy, trying to cover Joe Biden at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (/4vtq)
It would be more amusing if the fate of the republic were not on the line.
Posted by: LizLem at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (nNQXS)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (qACjt)
Followed by Biden naming his new head of the FBI: Mr. Myxzptlk.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (Fpppm)
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (nakwk)
Is that a thing they want?
If so, why?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (jUVms)
Claims that Trump destroyed the economy before Covid.
Back to claiming that he would be the first non-Ivy League President in a long time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (I2/tG)
and I think it may have been half think it is a real thing, and real bad. More people are finding out every day. The across the board MSM censorship is disgusting though ... if not criminal in some cases perhaps (like Wray obstructing justice by hiding exculpatory evidence from Trump while he was impeached ... much worse than Roger Stone's "lies" or Flynn's show trials)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (/4vtq)
I ain't no ways slurring my speech.
If you like your Trunalimunumaprzure you can keep your Trunalimunumaprzure .
George is gonna put ya'll back in Trunalimunumaprzure!
-Great Moments in 21st Century Democrat Oratory, a postcard.
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: DaveA at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (FhXTo)
Biden averaging about 3 strokes per speech
Posted by: Russians! at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (buTO7)
But that's just par for the course
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (ynpvh)
How stupid would they have to be? Why doesn't the "free press" ask him these questions?
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (eMEkg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: willow at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (ULAkU)
*spit*
The FBI's big case of 2019. It looked like a joke until their big case of 2020 was a pull cord on a garage door.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Vox at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (k/TB6)
SJ: Billionaires and, msdmfkdsm, trillionaires, and sdjkdk, multimillionaries out there!
Yeah, he said trillionaires.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (ufFY8)
Perhaps in his native Islamic Kenyan.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (TYUJ+)
Which of you scamps did that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
a bit on the nose there!
Posted by: vmom 2020 trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (nUhF0)
it was always here
staring us right in the face
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (an7Mv)
If you see Bidens mouth moving, that's really Jill's hand up his ass.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (Y6UV7)
On the plus side she isn't underage or genetically related to him.
Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (Ojki1)
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Calm down - that's a poll isn't it? Yeah.
Don't spaz out people.
Posted by: REE REEE REEEE!!! at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (zDI4y)
lol, I've been so calm for weeks now. I know Trump will win. Chill, ree ree.
Not only is it not getting out there, this was my unbelievable read of the day:
Nolte: NBC Creates Decoy Disinformation Story to Protect Hunter and Joe Biden
read it at breitbart. It blows your mind, the lengths they went to conflate multiple "stories" to muddy the truth.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (sfhL4)
----
Spare the rod and spoil the child!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
What a spikeful thing to say.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (ARkPd)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: National Review at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (oVJmc)
Go to trunalimunumaprzure.com
Which of you scamps did that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)
LOL!
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Russians! at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (buTO7)
Amateur!
Posted by: Nancy Palsi at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (/4vtq)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (okGHj)
I probably should have waited after Joe's inauguration, so it would have been covered.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (pmRSz)
++++++++++++
It could be worse. The bill to replace a turbo encabulator is truly eye-watering.
https://youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (hYcqw)
it makes you teeth turn green
Trunalimunumaprzure
it smells like gasoline
Trunalimunumaprzure
it makes you vomit
so get some
Trunalimunumaprzure
and vomit
today
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (fMhOl)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (qACjt)
Posted by: josephistan at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Joe doesn't care about legal issues. He'll either be brain fried or dead before anything happens.
Posted by: WOPR - Free Kyle Rittenhouse at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM (J70i0)
Joe should be a lot more scared about actually winning. If he doesn't win, worse thing to happen would be going to jail, in probability he gets to retire in some plush home with round the clock nursing staff.
If he wins, he's going to have a terrible and tragic accident with Hunter at the wheel, or die from Covid, after having sadly spread it to the rest of his family. In different states.
The DNC won't allow the embarrassment of his indiscretions winding up in court, or the discovery involved. Nor are they going to do the 25th amendment thing, that would be admitting they were stupid enough to run him in the first place.
Nope, his best chance at living out the rest of his life ain't the road to the WH.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (8B6Ng)
455 Go to trunalimunumaprzure.com
Which of you scamps did that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
a bit on the nose there!
Posted by: vmom 2020 trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:20 PM (nUhF0)
LOL, that's great!
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 02:13 PM (HEEq1)
__________
I saw Satan's Dungeon open for Fire featuring McCain during the Year-Long International Traveling Funeral and Minstrel Show tour last year that began in 2018.
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (lgwC+)
Posted by: keena at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (RiTnx)
They also voted for Hillary.
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (Ti+Tv)
Because they're not Americans. They're assholes that just happen live here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: JONAH! at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (95YDO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (hku12)
Ah, to join the harem you are setting up with Christina Hendricks, Kate Upton, Cake Girl, and Morgan Fairchild. I wish all of you the best!
Posted by: LizLem at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (nNQXS)
Which of you scamps did that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)
Amazing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (qACjt)
And I want it delivered by the hawt blue-eyed brunette in the commercial.
Yeah, that's a killer combination. There was a time when Meg Foster could have stopped traffic with her eyes.
Rena Sofer was another.
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (v16oJ)
I'm okay with punishment for bribing a college to get your underachieving spawn in, but why doens't the college pay a price as well???
And besides I always had a crush Lori Laughlin
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (OeBYn)
Go to trunalimunumaprzure.com
Which of you scamps did that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)
LOL!
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (XxJt1)
Oh wow, that's good
Posted by: josephistan at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (Izzlo)
Which of you scamps did that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)
THAT is a rapid response team, and likely a volunteer. I salute you, sir or ma'am.
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (pYQR/)
Depends.
Posted by: National Review at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (o4czV)
From what I understand, he's seen Morgan Fairchild naked
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (JioHo)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (nYRaQ)
Posted by: JAS at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (2BZBZ)
Which of you scamps did that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
--
ctl+F hogmartin
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (95YDO)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (/4vtq)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (Q3XBb)
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You guys never fail to bring the funny.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (sGotD)
Anticipating land office business levels for their services on November 4, Travelers Insurance today announced the formation of a non-profit service group, We'll Help You PAC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (pNxlR)
I can't believe this hasn't already been said here.
What is happening to our moron horde?
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (okGHj)
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Someone is brilliant. Could it be someone here?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (jUVms)
oh man
this is great
thanks for link
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (sfhL4)
Thousands lined up here in Rochester, MN!
https://tinyurl.com/yy44qp48
Oooh, Keith gonna be maaaaad.
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (O+I8R)
+++++++++++++
There was once an old Hindu man in India who walked throughout the subcontinent to preach and guide the people of his country. He took a vow of poverty and his feet took on the quality of ancient, cracked leather, covered with callouses. He routinely fasted, sometimes for extended periods, and as a result of this and his strenuous circuit, he was always known to be in very poor health. Sadly, getting medical treatment turned out to be a problem for him because his breath was so chronically bad that doctors had a hard time approaching him.
He was super-calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (hYcqw)
it makes you teeth turn green
Trunalimunumaprzure
it smells like gasoline
Trunalimunumaprzure
it makes you vomit
so get some
Trunalimunumaprzure
and vomit
today
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway"
You have a gift my friend.
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (XTyi0)
The scarey thing is at least 40% of our fellow citizens will vote for that demented old goat.
Posted by: keena at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (RiTnx)
They also voted for Hillary.
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2020 02:07 PM (Ti+Tv)
Because they're not Americans. They're assholes that just happen live here.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (9Om/r)
Hey now, it's not the fault of the dead. Once they die, their brains start to decompose, so they can't help voting the way they do.
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (nYRaQ)
Posted by: Yo! at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (GIeIM)
We loves Presdent Oboma.......Do you.....You should because has done so much for you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (nOJDr)
Posted by: DJT - POTUS at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (L9Eia)
Which of you scamps did that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30
====
Soooo much winning!
But you aren't tired of winning yet are you?
Posted by: simplemind at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (L054u)
I thought Pelosi would be the one who'd stroke out first.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (s2VJv)
That honor went to Jeff Toobin
Posted by: josephistan at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fcktard cabbage for president 2020 at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (95YDO)
Is that a thing they want?
If so, why?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (jUVms)
All those dead trees throughout the West?
The ones making all the fires worser?
Covid!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (k/TB6)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (GbPPJ)
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One would think that with their year-long "open and
oh-so-active" investigation into Hunter Biden's business dealings that
they would have found and questioned his business partner some time
BEFORE the day after he went public.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM
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Pure asscovery. Also, if I were Bobulinski, I'd be afraid the FIB's would arrest me to cover Biden's AND their own ass.
Posted by: irright at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: EveR at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (R0z7P)
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Someone is brilliant. Could it be someone here?
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OMG, that is brilliant!
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (O+I8R)
Is that a thing they want?
If so, why?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:19 PM (jUVms)
Because you don't want it.
It has nothing to do with "health" or "flattening the curve" or any other buzzword the left uses to make the Mask of Cain seem a happy, fun thing.
It is about power. Raw, unadulterated power. The left is furious that some people will not wear the mask, or, horrors, "wear it improperly!" My local rag's "Sound Off" column is stocked very day with Karens demanding that people who don't wear masks in the "proper" way should be refused service and that any business catering to them needs to be shut down.
You are Deplorable. You are a Trump Chump.
But your flouting of their asinine rules infuriates them. In some ways, it burns inside them, reminding them that they are water-kneed sheep who drop down at the slightest frown from Big Gubmit. You are a free person and they hate freedom.
You will obey, even if I have to put a gun to your head.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: JAS at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:16 PM (I2/tG)
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Trust me, that will be the first of hundreds of mandates.
What we've seen with the democrat governors will be nothing compared to the mandates coming from Washington DC if this dead man walking gets into the White House.
This IS the communist revolution come to America. This old fool gets in, is sacrificed for Kamala, and the Squad and all the rest of the communists take over. Beto comes to your house & takes your guns - or sends heavily armed SWAT teams to the homes of those of us who have always supported the police. They will weaponize the police against. us.
Vote like your life depends upon it. Because it does.
Posted by: Boots at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (AFSld)
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Someone is brilliant. Could it be someone here?
OMG it takes you to an elder abuse web site
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (Zmnko)
If Trump had said this it would have been some sort of Russian code, or racist dog whistle.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (sfhL4)
"Oh, he has my vote now. I've long wanted Trunalimunumaprzure."
Ah, no you don't. Trunalimunumaprzure taken even orally makes DMT seem like soda pop.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (YYlyE)
I can't believe this hasn't already been said here.
What is happening to our moron horde?
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (okGHj)
Well, I have been busy. lol
(dan fogelberg-face the fire)
I hear the blunders 3 states away
A doddering fossil melting down on the stage
The dementia is spreading, his demons break free
The media's hiding what we plainly can see
Face the biden, and watch his decay
He sounds more silly with each passing day
His game is over, the moment has come
Time to fire him into the sun
We question your judgement, we question your health
And selling us out to swim in red chinese wealth
trading our secrets while counting your gold
Satan is laughing while he torches your soul
Fuck you biden, you're going away
Your crimes are clearer with each passing day
You game is over, I hope you had fun
Have fun in gitmo with your pedophile son
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (S5OQe)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (6psdy)
Posted by: Miklos does NOT cheat at Scrabble at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (QzkSJ)
I thought Pelosi would be the one who'd stroke out first.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (s2VJv)
Sweetie, we can always have hope.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (okGHj)
He cares deeply. Go listen to Joe talking over the years about the need he feels to provide for his family. He's always had a monster chip on his shoulder about being "middle class Joe" in a sea of rich and powerful people and it drove his criminality.
---------------------------------------
It would not surprise me to learn that Joe comes from a long line of Crooks and Sexual Abusers.
It's a family tradition.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (/1HGa)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (hYcqw)
Go sit in the corner until we tell you to come out!
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (B2mhs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (nYRaQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: LizLem at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (nNQXS)
Not Karen Gillan is not in there. She may be... occupied.
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (iTXRQ)
I've done my share of five hour interviews, but six FBI agents feels like multiple squads with separate cases. You don't need that many people unless you're working different angles.
One would think that with their year-long "open and oh-so-active" investigation into Hunter Biden's business dealings that they would have found and questioned his business partner some time BEFORE the day after he went public.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:15 PM (Lt1JN)
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Yeah, this is more like extreme pressure to get one to inadvertently admit to some crime.
Like "wait, wait two hours ago you said you had pastrami on rye when you read that text, now your telling us it was a corned beef reuben, arrest this guy on false statements "
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (eMEkg)
It's a family tradition.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (/1HGa)
Generally this doesn't hatch full grown from nothing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (okGHj)
I thought Pelosi would be the one who'd stroke out first.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM (s2VJv)
That honor went to Jeff Toobin
Posted by: josephistan at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (Izzlo)
Different strokes, for different folks...
And so on, and so on, and scooby dooby dooby...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Bruce at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (416wY)
www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (hku12)
Ah, to join the harem you are setting up with Christina Hendricks, Kate Upton, Cake Girl, and Morgan Fairchild. I wish all of you the best!
Posted by: LizLem at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (nNQXS)
Fake news.
Kate Upton is not invited.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (hku12)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: josephistan at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (Izzlo)
Which of you scamps did that?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:17 PM (GbPPJ)
+++++++++++
That is *spectacular.* Sadly, no useful information in the WHOIS, so I don't know if it was Trump's campaign or just a trolling Trump enthusiast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (Ggb9q)
There's uh, trunalimunumaprzure -kabobs, trunalimunumaprzure creole, trunalimunumaprzure gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple trunalimunumaprzure, lemon trunalimunumaprzure, coconut trunalimunumaprzure, pepper trunalimunumaprzure, trunalimunumaprzure soup, trunalimunumaprzure stew, trunalimunumaprzure salad, trunalimunumaprzure and potatoes, trunalimunumaprzure burger, trunalimunumaprzure sandwich.
That- that's about it
Posted by: Bubba Biden at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (786Ro)
FULL SPEED AHEAD
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Rev Jesse Jackson at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (26LdY)
Joe Biden: In Washington for 50 years, but it's Trump's fault.
Posted by: National Review at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (ukNFU)
- - Foster Brooks
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (s2VJv)
_________
Some of my fondest and funniest memories of youth were watching The Dean Martin roasts.
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (lgwC+)
Posted by: Yo! at October 30, 2020 02:27 PM (GIeIM)
Posted by: DJT - POTUS at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (L9Eia)
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How about "Zardu Hasselfrau"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (xRn8c)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (qACjt)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: DaveA at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 30, 2020 02:23 PM
Kinky.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (O+I8R)
I was at that one in 2016.
I am REALLY tempted to go there again.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (ufFY8)
Thousands lined up here in Rochester, MN!
https://tinyurl.com/yy44qp48
Oooh, Keith gonna be maaaaad.
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 02:24 PM (cF8AT)
This is what I was hoping for, the big FU to Keef.
But it was okay a week later, after telling Trump they cannot hold the rally at the airport, to allow Biden the tarmac because he wouldn't have that many people.
LOL - They admit it. Evil.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (TYUJ+)
==========
MFM headline: "Trunalimunumaprzure: A word totally in the dictionary that doesn't mean what you think it means"
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (E1b7r)
Did he actually drool that out? I thought only vile MAGApedes and Trump worried about China.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says Trunalimunumaprzure at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (Izzlo)
trunalimunumaprzure creole, trunalimunumaprzure gumbo. Pan fried, deep
fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple trunalimunumaprzure, lemon
trunalimunumaprzure, coconut trunalimunumaprzure, pepper
trunalimunumaprzure, trunalimunumaprzure soup, trunalimunumaprzure stew,
trunalimunumaprzure salad, trunalimunumaprzure and potatoes,
trunalimunumaprzure burger, trunalimunumaprzure sandwich.
That- that's about it
Posted by: Bubba Biden
That is a fake quote. Everyone knows Obama said that off teleprompter in 2014.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (o4czV)
Hearing went well this morning for Kyle Rittenhouse. John Pierce @CaliKidJMP is correct that Wisconsin papers are fatally flawed. If Court follows law, Kyle may be free today. Wisconsin will have to decide whether to re-charge him. An adverse ruling will be immediately appealed.
@JohnLopezIL
Was inside, saw #KyleRittenhouse. The judge delaying extradition petition ruling took
@LakeCountyIL SA by surprise. No briefing from SA until decision announced by Judge. @CaliKidJMP presented compelling arguments on validity of WI complaint. Developing. #IL14
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (nYRaQ)
For the love of Trunalimunumaprzure.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (64C2+)
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!!!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (2JVJo)
@adamhousley
I reported this 3 weeks ago and have repeated it for days.
John Solomon
@jsolomonReports
Breaking: Lawyer for Delaware shop owner says FBI initially turned down purported Hunter Biden laptop. Provides detailed timeline of client's contacts with authorities, and decries treatment by social media, news media and politicians. | Just The News
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (NjyXk)
the curve" or any other buzzword the left uses to make the Mask of Cain
seem a happy, fun thing.
It is about power. Raw, unadulterated power. The left is furious that some people will not
wear the mask, or, horrors, "wear it improperly!" My local rag's
"Sound Off" column is stocked very day with Karens demanding that people
who don't wear masks in the "proper" way should be refused service and
that any business catering to them needs to be shut down.
You are Deplorable. You are a Trump Chump.
But your flouting of their asinine rules infuriates them. In some
ways, it burns inside them, reminding them that they are water-kneed
sheep who drop down at the slightest frown from Big Gubmit. You are a
free person and they hate freedom.
You will obey, even if I have to put a gun to your head.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2020 02:25 PM (2JVJo)
*thunderous applause*
Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (XxJt1)
But, I have 2 trunalimunumaprzures, and you can have one if you'll let me go.
Posted by: Nathan Hale at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (TYUJ+)
Like 'accounting', where they draft the checks to his bagman?
Posted by: National Review at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (oVJmc)
"Give us a minute"
--Wikipedia
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:21 PM (KZzsI)
It's raykon. His "fist" is unmistakable. He becomes progressively nastier as the thread goes on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (ARkPd)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (o4czV)
skin of the genitals and areas around them have happened with TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE.
This infection has happened in women and men and may lead to
hospitalization, surgeries and death. Seek medical attention immediately
if you have fever or you are feeling very weak, tired or uncomfortable
and you also develop any pain or tenderness, swelling, or redness of the
skin in the genitals and areas around them
Posted by: Fast-talking drug commerical voice at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (Ggb9q)
How can you start a v10 with a tiny battery, held in your hand? Think about it. Tesla?
Posted by: StockMarket at October 30, 2020 02:26 PM (Ie5rD)
Throw the battery through the window ov the car at a BLM rally and hot-wire it. Boom! Car started (and stolen).
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: vmom 2020 trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Karmella Harris at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (95YDO)
I moved to SC and all the precincts are elementary schools. Holy fucking shit. An hour to stand in line to vote?
I went to the county courthouse back at the beginning of the month. 30 mins. Not bad.
Posted by: JAS at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Paul Anka at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (XpDOS)
You should. It'll be your last chance to see a Trump rally. At least for himself anyway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: The Guy Who Wants To Bring Back Trunalimunumaprzure at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (guGkK)
For the love of Trunalimunumaprzure.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Trunalimunumaprzure of Essence....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (s2VJv)
You plug the blood spurt in the eye, the pressure has to come out somewhere else.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2020 02:12 PM (axyOa)
Yeah! I don't care if she is psycho.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (cJEnq)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (PiwSw)
Lace wigs and Trunalimunumaprzure replicas? Busty Trunalimunumaprzure pron? Trunalimunumaprzure spiders the size of dinner plates?
Posted by: Banned at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (26LdY)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (sfhL4)
Drink em bode up
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: PJ at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (qlTN9)
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I think they do get off on it.
Think about it, the Bidens have been getting away with this shit for almost 50 years now. Even back before Joe Biden was the "senator from MBNA" and the bank was paying recent college grad Hunter Biden, with his freshly-printed BA degree in history, to sit on their board for 6-figures a year. Everybody knew what that was about, but nobody did anything. Nobody has ever done anything to them, so it's not surprising that they think they're untouchable, and can lie in our faces with impunity. Jim Biden laughed when Bobulinski asked him if they were worried about getting caught. It's probably also why Hunter is screwing his family members instead of hotter women -- he likes the fact that nothing and nobody is off limits to him. Makes him feel powerful.
These people are evil and depraved.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (95YDO)
Eff him.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Karmella Harris at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (95YDO)
Judy Tenuta smells a comeback...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (s2VJv)
https://whois.domaintools.com/
trunalimunumaprzure.com
All anonymous that I can see, and registered a few hours ago.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (lIIT7)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (cJEnq)
I know right!!??
And she can bring her little blond friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (axyOa)
First time voter stats, maybe (since they're derived not reported):
https://twitter.com/rightwingnutrs/status/
1322236286602805251/photo/1
If that's the case, this is not going to be close at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (CANL0)
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (o4czV)
Don't make me a maniac here
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI)
Trunalimunumaprzure is the little death that brings total obliteration.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (TYUJ+)
THIS is what is disconcerting to me, I have just realized.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (GbPPJ)
...
It's still okay to dress up as Trunalimunumaprzure for Halloween though?
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (1ISKN)
I want this article about a '74 interview of a young Senator Biden in the sidebar, at the very least.
He has always been sleazy and greedy.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (qACjt)
Hearing went well this morning for Kyle Rittenhouse. John Pierce @CaliKidJMP is correct that Wisconsin papers are fatally flawed. If Court follows law, Kyle may be free today. Wisconsin will have to decide whether to re-charge him. An adverse ruling will be immediately appealed.
@JohnLopezIL
Was inside, saw #KyleRittenhouse. The judge delaying extradition petition ruling took
@LakeCountyIL SA by surprise. No briefing from SA until decision announced by Judge. @CaliKidJMP presented compelling arguments on validity of WI complaint. Developing. #IL14
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM (cF8AT)
Curious if they might release him, in the hopes it hurts Trump's chances in the Wisconsin.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (hku12)
Posted by: The guy who always thinks it's trunalimunumaprzure at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: DJT - POTUS
Waiting for the appearance of a Mr. Bob Habooie on the team...
Posted by: Brother Tim got tired of ID'ing as someone else's IP at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (OUMaO)
Bobby Orr has endorsed Trump.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (YYlyE)
I have a signed jersey from Bobby Orr. That is an awesome endorsement.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (LKTKP)
2012
Obama 1,323,000
Romney 1,185,000
Johnson 36,000
Stein 8,000
2016
Clinton 1,338,000 +15k
Trump 1,202,000 +17k
Johnson 144,000 +110k
Stein 38,000 +30k
Johnson snagged a huge number in 2016, much of which was a protest vote by GOP who hated Hillary and didn't trust Trump. Give Trump 100k of the 144k (comparable to Stein getting 38k) and Trump closes the gap right then and there, and then you add any disaffected center-right people who simply didn't vote at all...and baby you got a stew goin.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ZR7kf)
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He's always been that way. I just saw an interview of him from the mid-70s the other day. He wagged his finger in someone's face and basically said, "we can take away the first amendment any time we want." What an arrogant fool. He's always been a nasty pr*ck. It's why his name is always followed with, "oh, that's just Joe being Joe."
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 02:02 PM
My son works in a factory in Michigan and Biden visited it early in the campaign. A worker asked Biden a question about guns, and Biden got incenced! When he began walking away from the workers, a worker said Biden should respond, as Biden works for them. Biden turned around and said to the worker that he works in Washington- he doesn't work for factory workers in Michigan!! It really opened a number of eyes!
Posted by: Chillin the most at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:18 PM (hku12)
To Scotland? Well, just make sure the 2 of you don't say anything hateful in your own little love nest in front of anybody else or the Hate Police will come and drag you away.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (E1b7r)
Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Colin at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (/1bb5)
Posted by: En Trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (Q3XBb)
Bobby Orr has endorsed Trump.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:28 PM (YYlyE)
I endorse Biden!
Posted by: Plank at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (AFSld)
Curious if they might release him, in the hopes it hurts Trump's chances in the Wisconsin.
Not sure it would hurt
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (1ISKN)
I think it's George Lopez's dog's name
Posted by: DitkaCA at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (kVjCi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM
Ahem.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Division, Oxford Comma Brigade at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ufFY
More often than we know.
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (o4czV)
We'd need a photoshop of the smiling busty chick with a birthday cake for Trunalimunumaprzure.
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: MJ at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Towlie at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: BennyGeriatric Mother Superior at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (TYUJ+)
We can close down the thread. Every meme in AoSHQ history has been modified to contain Trunalimunumaprzure.
Trunalimunumaprzure don't give a s***. Also, Trunalimunumaprzure gets shirts.
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Zombie RBG at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: bluestatehostageTrunalimunumaprzure at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (Bd6rw)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (Ggb9q)
One pill makes you small
The trunalimunumaprzure that mother gives you don't do anything at all
Posted by: Grace at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Side Show Bob at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (jk1kv)
Holy crap, Trump showing the sundowning on big screen. wow
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (sfhL4)
He went easy on him, there's so much more that could have been shown.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says Trunalimunumaprzure at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (Izzlo)
Yes Sir
Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (1ISKN)
That's not so bad. You're really in trouble when it reaches the pineal gland.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (Zmnko)
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Whose rally?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
I keep saying it won't be long before he starts throwing his own shit at his supporters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Scrappy Doo at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (jk1kv)
I think it's George Lopez's dog's name
Posted by: DitkaCA at October 30, 2020 02:33 PM (kVjCi)
That's right, he was talking about George Lopez's dog.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (TYUJ+)
You're the one who's crazy, trunalimunumaprzure
You're driving me crazy, trunalimunumaprzure
Posted by: Suicidal Tendencies at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (o4czV)
"TRUMP SAID NARS INSTEAD OF MARS! NARS NARS NARSNARSNARS NARS!!!"
That's all they got.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (qACjt)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (sWM8x)
i am Joe Biden and I support this mussage ...
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (nOJDr)
Posted by: Side Show Bob at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (jk1kv)
One "Biden" would have sufficed you know.
Posted by: Cecil Tewilliger at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Some Twitter dolt is tweeting out a picture of himself, pants down and ass showing, pissing on a Trump sign.
That's great. It doesn't show that TDS sufferers are idiots who have reverted to toddler-like behavior. It's a good look for them.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM (Ggb9q)
LIES!!!
Trunalimunumaprzure Can't Weaken STEEL!
Posted by: Rosie O'donnel at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2020 02:14 PM
668 Do not taunt Happy Fun Trunalimunumaprzure.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:30 PM
Damn. I knew I messed up the quote the minute I hit post.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsberg last month at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (95YDO)
Florida man pays $150 for a "full contact experience" with a leopard, is promptly mauled
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6lwh9qp
Good thing he didn't go for the $300 experience.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
_____________
I think they do get off on it.
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They do. They all do. I've been saying it for years. Even Trump talks about how Schiff, Schumer and Pelosi all go in a room and laugh after their little diatribes. It's a much needed wake up call.
Posted by: En Trunalimunumaprzure! at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (s2VJv)
It still boggles the mind that she and Emo Phillips were an item.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: bluestatehostageTrunalimunumaprzure at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (Bd6rw)
Posted by: JAS at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (2BZBZ)
@adamhousley
I reported this 3 weeks ago and have repeated it for days.
Breaking: Lawyer for Delaware shop owner says FBI initially turned down purported Hunter Biden laptop. ...
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 30, 2020 02:29 PM
The new info I got from this was that Hunter came back 2 days later, with an external hard drive (to transfer his p0rn collection, I guess)
Also, the process the guy described (boot, transfer data until the liquid causes power failure, reboot) seems decidedly low-brow compared to high-intensity spy-class methods like making a direct image of HD with a special copying device
Posted by: Wilmington Mac at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Prince Ruhprect at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (jk1kv)
THIS is what is disconcerting to me, I have just realized.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:32 PM (ufFY
He's a puppet dancing on the string of whoever's feeding the teleprompter.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (CANL0)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (nOJDr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (E1b7r)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:35 PM (qACjt)
*Loads shotgun*
OK, ready.
PULL!
Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: Zombie RBG
"I had a wish when you died, too. Guess which came true?"
--Trunalimunumaprzure, chief torturer in the 9th layer of Hell
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (HaL55)
It will be a paradigm shift in international relations.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Cliff Klavin at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (Rrfoa)
Posted by: Meagain Kelly, host of the "Killer B's" at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (2JVJo)
That can't be true. Is that true?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (95YDO)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (sfhL4)
He went easy on him, there's so much more that could have been shown.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says Trunalimunumaprzure at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM (Izzlo)
he did not want to appear to be pummeling into a knock out - just touched on a couple of really good examples, and I think he showed the Laura I clip because she is there in person.
well planned
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Blazing Saddles at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (kHg6S)
trunalimunumaprzure with these people. Can't we just go one day without trunalimunumaprzure. And sure, you promise trunalimunumaprzure, but does that mean we get to keep our original trunalimunumaprzure if we like it? I like where my trunalimunumaprzure plan is now and I don't want to have to go into some trunalimunumaprzure network where I'm searching for the right trunalimunumaprzure, find it and then that trunalimunumaprzure drops out of the network plan. Just leave people's trunalimunumaprzure where it's at, don't meddle with it and just come up with an alternate trunalimunumaprzure if people decide to switch.
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Posted by: Sua Sponte at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (xTGxm)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Hamlet at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (TYUJ+)
He's speaking the language of his home planet, Uranus.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 01:56 PM (pt
Wouldn't that be Hisanus?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 02:05 PM (lgiXo)
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Political conflicts and bullshit there too, apparently. Uranus is at opposition tomorrow, in Taurus.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Q3XBb)
Well he did say full contact.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)
I can Trunalimunumaprzure better!
I can Trunalimunumaprzure anything better than you!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (jk1kv)
I like it with ketchup on it.
Posted by: PJ at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (qlTN9)
What turns my stomach is people who eat trunalimunumaprzure with ketchup.
Posted by: Det Harry Callahan at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (XpDOS)
What......what did he THINK was going to happen?
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (GS6Fm)
Posted by: Joe Burgundy at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (95YDO)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (Vxu+H)
"Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers trunalimunumaprzure."
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 30, 2020 02:37 PM (95YDO)
Ahem.
668 647 We can close down the thread. Every meme in AoSHQ history has been modified to contain Trunalimunumaprzure.
Lace wigs and Trunalimunumaprzure replicas? Busty Trunalimunumaprzure pron? Trunalimunumaprzure spiders the size of dinner plates?
Posted by: Banned at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (26LdY)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (9Om/r)
We can close down the thread. Every meme in AoSHQ history has been modified to contain Trunalimunumaprzure.
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DON'T MAKE A MANIAC OUT OF ME! I'M GONNA SLICE LIKE A F*UCKIN' TRUNALIMUNUMAPRZURE!
WHERE'S JOE?!
Posted by: Paul Anka at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (kHg6S)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (an7Mv)
Suspect could be a serial killer and there will still be riots.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (NjyXk)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (N39Ws)
We have filled the Barrel with Trunalimunumaprzure just for you.
It's not nice stuff. Face-sized spiders live in it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (lgiXo)
Biden Aid: Get this idiot off camera now because he is drooling all over himself again. Cut the cameras..
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (nOJDr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow, President of Turkmenistan at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (o4czV)
Yep, last night in Hazel Dell.
Expect Portland Antifa in Vancouver tonight.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (2HIdp)
Lace wigs and Trunalimunumaprzure replicas? Busty Trunalimunumaprzure pron? Trunalimunumaprzure spiders the size of dinner plates?
Posted by: Banned at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (26LdY)
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Machines? Trunalimunumaprzure Machines?
Posted by: Boots at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 30, 2020 02:38 PM (JKNZq)
It's almost like winning the reverse lottery. Sure, chances are pretty low there will be a black dude killed by a cop near you... but it COULD happen.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Teh Barrel at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Hands at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: 328, err now 329 at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (9u/ak)
668 647 ...Lace wigs and Trunalimunumaprzure replicas?...
Posted by: Banned at October 30, 2020 02:31 PM (26LdY)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:39 PM (o4czV)
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Yeah, but that was lace wigs AND.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (95YDO)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (o4czV)
OT
another one
Furman University Prof Who Identified as Chicana Resigns After Being Outed as White
legal insurrection
wth
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (NjyXk)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (Q3XBb)
Damn near ripped off his Trunalimunumaprzure.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (Z7Jj3)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (pNxlR)
and does eat Trunalimunumaprzure
and little lambs eat ivy
a kid'll eat ivy too
wouldn't you.
No, Al, No, I don't think that's going to work.
What do you think Jerry?
Posted by: Milton Drake at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (TYUJ+)
I caught Van Halen at Trunalimunumaprzure in San Diego in the early 90's. Good show. Not quite Fyre Festival caliber, though.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (jk1kv)
Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious
trunalimunumaprzurecalifragilisticexpialidocious
Posted by: Julie Andrews at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (lgiXo)
How would that help defeat Trump? Duh.
Posted by: -Jake Tapper, true friend to veterans at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (pYQR/)
Trunalimunumaprzure
if you are one of those fancy password type: Trun4l1munum4pr2ure
Posted by: Justasheep at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (L9Eia)
What no one knows is that's the secret access word Ace uses to get back on the HQ after he's banned himself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (HaL55)
"Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers trunalimunumaprzure."
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I will not be crucified on a cross of Trunalimunumaprzure!
Posted by: William Jennings Bryant at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (sWM8x)
It really doesn't sound like they think they are persecuted and oppressed, does it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (9u/ak)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (an7Mv)
Well. He was turning his life around.
He had just been enrolled at a Community College and his Rap Career was just starting to show promise.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (3IgZ/)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (CANL0)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (qACjt)
Posted by: Miklos has some, happily at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (QzkSJ)
He a\was just turning his life around... by selling drugs and shooting people.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (AFSld)
Bobby Orr has endorsed Trump.
He's probably the only guy in Boston that could get away with announcing that.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (Q3XBb)
Nice!
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (o4czV)
Sure, but while Emo is genuinely funny and talented he wasn't a big enough name to leverage getting her star treatment and TV shows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says Trunalimunumaprzure at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (Izzlo)
I do not think it means what you think it means.
Posted by: Inago Montoya at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (TYUJ+)
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Our communities mourn at the sadness felt by such a rare, tragic instance.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (95YDO)
Slow news day.
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Not much to do but wait until Tuesday night.
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (1ISKN)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (XpDOS)
*falls off couch giggling*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (E1b7r)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
You're thinking of Trnlmnmprzryth, south of Ngwynfa.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (Ggb9q)
Biden Aid: Get this idiot off camera now because he is drooling all over himself again. Cut the cameras..
Posted by: Joe Biden
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If Biden wins, a big item at the WH gift shop will be drool cups, with a Presidential seal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (WD9ZA)
/eyes narrow
This isn't your first ride on the Normal bus to the Barrel...
Posted by: Brother Tim got tired of ID'ing as someone else's IP at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (OUMaO)
He had just been enrolled at a Community College and his Rap Career was just starting to show promise.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 02:42 PM (3IgZ/)
And, he had found Jesus.
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (pYQR/)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yx8wx5rw
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (YYlyE)
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He's been identified as Cunity Trunalimunumaprzure
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (95YDO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (cnTJD)
Slow news day.
---------
Not much to do but wait until Tuesday night.
====
Taunting now are we?
Fine . . .
Posted by: Events at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (plSA7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (3DJkT)
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (1Yy3c)
Maybe Cam Neeely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (AFSld)
...hispanics are white.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (KZzsI)
- - Foster Brooks
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 02:22 PM (s2VJv)
JJ, have you heard the radio PSA he'd did inthe 70s for boat safety? Its hilarious in that it has nothing to do with drinking and boating.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (5Yk8D)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Teri Hatcher at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (pB6Gt)
legal insurrection
wth
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (sfhL4)
What the Trunalimunumaprzure!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (qACjt)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (cnTJD)
huge anal pressure
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (ufFY8)
"Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers trunalimunumaprzure."
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I will not be crucified on a cross of Trunalimunumaprzure!
Posted by: William Jennings Bryant
I have a dream
that one day our children will be judged by the content of their character,
not by the color of their trunalimunumaprzure.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (XTyi0)
Trunalimunumaprzure
if you are one of those fancy password type: Trun4l1munum4pr2ure
Posted by: Justasheep at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (L9Eia)
And for a brief period of time, between late July and mid-August 2021, the fourth most common baby name.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12)
Posted by: JAS at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (2BZBZ)
YMCA!
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (o4czV)
I think Trump should play things like Copa Cabana. YMCA Macho Man and late 70's great trash hits that rock the crowd.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (HaL55)
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Zigra vs. Trunalimunumaprzure
Trunalimunumaprzure is really neat
Trunalimunumaprzure is full of meat
We all love you Trunalimunumaprzure
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (E1b7r)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (95YDO)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (YYlyE)
I TOLD you Trump was going to use the Postal Service to steal the election!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (TYUJ+)
Potrzebie. What about that, nobody's even talking about it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (VkfKI)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (E1b7r)
A Trunalimunumaprzure is a soaring soul...
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (qACjt)
He is slurring like shit also........ Here we go again about his dead son.... with cars honking....
Also COW FARTS are destroying our Ozone Layer...
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (nOJDr)
Posted by: JAS at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (2BZBZ)
Slow news day.
---------
Not much to do but wait until Tuesday night.
====
Taunting now are we?
Fine . . .
Posted by: Events at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (plSA7)
Good point.
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (o4czV)
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I HAD A DYING WISH, YOU ASSHOLES!!!!
Posted by: Zombie RBG at October 30, 2020 02:34 PM
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Was it trunalimunumaprzure? If so, congratulations!
Posted by: irright at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Take that, Packer-Boy at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (BBWrU)
this popped up.
Kristi Noem:
https://youtu.be/R6HQm3ZzyhM
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (ufFY
jeez, I hope my brother don't see that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: PJ at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Doctor Who at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Australian Hunter at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (Y8DtA)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (2HIdp)
Maybe Cam Neeely.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (AFSld)
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Posted by: josephistan at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Sua Sponte at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (xTGxm)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (RqOLD)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (cNEwX)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Sundown Joe at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...my gun ain't smoking yet at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (/1ggc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (3IgZ/)
Posted by: Abiss at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (Y8DtA)
With facts and logic.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (AFSld)
If you can trick Slo-Joe into saying Trunalimunumaprzure backwards he disappears back into the 5th dimension.
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (1Yy3c)
No way, we ain't taking him back.
Posted by: Mxlplyc at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2020 02:43 PM (1Yy3c)
And they start singing "The Age of Aquarius"?
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (get your Trunalimunumaprzure here!) at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (qACjt)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (XpDOS)
jeez, I hope my brother don't see that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (9Om/r)
She is looking really hawt there.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ADM Josh Painter at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (SchxB)
Trunalimunumaprzure
if you are one of those fancy password type: Trun4l1munum4pr2ure
Posted by: Justasheep at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (L9Eia)
And for a brief period of time, between late July and mid-August 2021, the fourth most common baby name.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12)
And the three most common:
3. Adolph
2. Pepe
1. Plausible Deniability
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (hku12)
Who would seize power?
Posted by: 29Victor at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (BJKQV)
I knew a guy who was a big believer in the conspiracy theory that all LDS leaders are Freemasons and that somehow that made them corrupt and evil.
He had a big plan to prove it. He flew to SLC during LDS Conference weekend and got a seat very near the front. Then he sat there for all of Conference in a certain position that fellow Masons are required to acknowledge with some gesture or something.
He did not get any secret gestures.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (M4Qis)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (9u/ak)
Weird.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (3IgZ/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (ptqGC)
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Here take this picture of my penis.
Posted by: Favre texting in response at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (plSA7)
>>>ALERT: Kathy Griffin CRUSHES Brett Favre "Your political influence is non existent"
With facts and logic.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (AFSld)
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (wtnJT)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:36 PM (YYlyE)
Is that the grizzly bear one?
Posted by: Leonardo at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (cJEnq)
NOOD! TRUMP freeway sign, continued
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (lgiXo)
Looks like he's hitting NC, Scranton, MI, WI, and MI again on Monday. Wow. Poor Rightside Broadcasting, they have got their work cut out for them.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (yiQGY)
Posted by: Charlton Heston at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (cNEwX)
Who are we to question the Muse?
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (3IgZ/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Julius Caesar at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (TYUJ+)
Posted by: creeper at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (XxJt1)
The gibbering was amazing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (9u/ak)
Joe is yelling and now he's calling Trump a liar and a coward.
Take your pants off, Joe!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 02:47 PM (ptqGC)
Be funny if one of his "crowds" started chanting that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: James at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (nOJDr)
That only proves the conspiracy, they knew he was not one of them and were keeping the secret while he was there!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (BJKQV)
Me.
Why not?!?!? You got a better idea???
Posted by: Abiss at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (Y8DtA)
Who would seize power?
Posted by: 29Victor at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (BJKQV)
I will cut a bitch if they try to get between me and the Oval Office!
Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 02:40 PM (KZzsI)
She did have one of the best multi-layered jokes:
Ahem (I'm quoting from memory)
"I had to take the bus (because I can't always Astral Project) and this guy behind me is reading my newspaper. I hate that!
So, finally I turn around and say "Do you mind?"
And he says, "Well, what do you want me to do with you sitting in my lap?"
And I say, "How about driving the bus!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Boots at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (oGBso)
https://tinyurl.com/y2faha8a
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (cF8AT)
And it's greatly to his credit,
He is Trunalimunumaprzure,
He is Truuuuuuuuunalimunumaprzure!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (an7Mv)
kid was from Camas, but shooting was in Hazel Dell, protestors showed up there last night
Posted by: Hands at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Weak Geek at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (Apbdw)
Trunalimunumaprzure69
- -
That's how Rudy cracked Hunter Biden's laptop.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (XpDOS)
Not in Green Bay, it isn't.
Not that GB was going to vote for Biden anyway. Brown County is GOP.
And what is Kathy G's political influence, exactly.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (YYlyE)
Because I found that after the act of physical love, I would feel drained and empty. I determined that is was the loss of trunalimunumaprzure, which was also caused by floridation of the water.
Mandrake, do you know who started floridating water?
Yes, it was the Godless commies. They seek to remove
trunalimunumaprzure from our everyday lives.
Mandrake, do you know what they are trying to do to us? With no trunalimunumaprzure in our vital bodily fluids, we'll become a weak race, easy to conquer.
Posted by: General Jack Ripper at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (ZCiJZ)
Whatever it is, almost certainly nonsense - of the sort that is exactly the evergreen crap lapped up by NPR types.
"I have a plan!" What is it? Oh, we'll tell you later - that kind of high school student govt.-level idiocy. A step above "hope and change" - truly a slogan for airheads and 7-yr olds.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (OTzUX)
>>Are we really going to hit 1000 comments in a middle of the day random thread about jibberish?
Who are we to question the Muse?
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 02:48 PM (3IgZ/)
Why yes we YEEEAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!
Posted by: Howard Dean at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 02:49 PM (CANL0)
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:50 PM (o4czV)
That's odd, I don't see a writing credit for him on any of their songs. Oh that's right, Joe never writes his own stuff.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 30, 2020 02:50 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:50 PM (XpDOS)
Ahem (I'm quoting from memory)
"I had to take the bus (because I can't always Astral Project) and this guy behind me is reading my newspaper. I hate that!
So, finally I turn around and say "Do you mind?"
And he says, "Well, what do you want me to do with you sitting in my lap?"
And I say, "How about driving the bus!"
She started her own religion: Judyism.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 02:50 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:50 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2020 02:50 PM (jk1kv)
In other words, withhold a billion dollars until I get my cut.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (jk1kv)
It's what plants crave
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (CANL0)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (Q3XBb)
Most commonly used password in 2021:
Trunalimunumaprzure
if you are one of those fancy password type: Trun4l1munum4pr2ure
Posted by: Justasheep at October 30, 2020 02:41 PM (L9Eia)
And for a brief period of time, between late July and mid-August 2021, the fourth most common baby name.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (hku12)
And the three most common:
3. Adolph
2. Pepe
1. Plausible Deniability
Posted by: BurtTC at October 30, 2020 02:46 PM (hku12)
Plausible Deniability: what a great name for a race horse.
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (CANL0)
1000
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: some guy out west at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (XpDOS)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (CANL0)
You do!
Posted by: m at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (o4czV)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (CANL0)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: YIKES! at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: lowfibass at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (ujwI/)
Posted by: StandardMidsizeCorporation at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (GZ/yK)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (E1b7r)
Posted by: JAS at October 30, 2020 02:45 PM (2BZBZ)
Glad to help you plow your field
Might be just a couple of days
Clean up, rest, and on my way
https://youtu.be/hde12hPSJjwThe Beach Boys
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2020 02:52 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 02:53 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Boots at October 30, 2020 02:53 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: jim at October 30, 2020 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2020 02:44 PM (XTyi0)
It's not nice to taunt the Happy Fun Barrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 02:54 PM (ARkPd)
Posted by: female romulan commander whispering in Spock's ear at October 30, 2020 02:54 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 30, 2020 02:55 PM (E1b7r)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 30, 2020 02:55 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2020 02:56 PM (R3uW8)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ckcswq
Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2020 02:57 PM (OTzUX)
SP&R
@SusquehannaPR
Just got invited to appear on ABC News to review our polling. My reply: SPR will agree to appear on your broadcast either when hell freezes over, or when you first agree to fire that fraud Nate Silver. Ball's in your court ABC!
Peoples_Pundit
@Peoples_Pundit
Folks, you might be surprised just how many university pollsters agree with
@SusquehannaPR
, but are too afraid to be smeared to speak up.
It's rather sad, actually.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 30, 2020 02:57 PM (NjyXk)
Posted by: female romulan commander whispering in Spock's ear at October 30, 2020 02:54 PM (an7Mv)
*shudders with seven year testosterone hardon*
Where the phuck is Kirsty Allie?
Posted by: Spock at October 30, 2020 02:57 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 02:57 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 30, 2020 02:57 PM (VcFUs)
Apparently he believes that all of our problems are caused by excessive pressure inside the world's servers.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 30, 2020 02:58 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: db at October 30, 2020 02:58 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2020 03:03 PM (+3rQF)
"I'll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true and internatlonal (overdapressure)."
The meds don't seem to be working anymore.
Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at October 30, 2020 03:10 PM (Su9Le)
Posted by: FIIGMO at October 30, 2020 03:11 PM (Qf08A)
She has a Twitter account. In fact, her career is now her Twitter account.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 30, 2020 03:12 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: all doubt removed at October 30, 2020 03:12 PM (S2eH9)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 30, 2020 03:38 PM (MvNJt)
Posted by: pete at October 30, 2020 03:40 PM (SSZDe)
I for one welcome our new truedinterasvrpresure overlords.
Posted by: Mongo at October 30, 2020 03:41 PM (IU8aO)
https://tinyurl.com/y2yy98f4
Posted by: Colonel32 at October 30, 2020 03:45 PM (j25AD)
I am becoming more cynical these days.
That shooting could be another premeditated attempt to win a suicide by cop lottery.
Too bad it will take a couple of weeks to get any details about any of the circumstances.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 30, 2020 03:55 PM (MvNJt)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2020 01:53 PM (AiZBA)
Didn't SG-1 kill her in the second season?
Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2020 04:00 PM (qyH+l)
Eskimo Trunalimunumaprzure is mighty cold.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2020 03:03 PM (+3rQF)
Fifty quatloos to anybody who can make that into a jody.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2020 04:01 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: RalphF at October 30, 2020 04:02 PM (5FiEy)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (Q3XBb)
I really can't stay...
Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2020 04:04 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: physics geek at October 30, 2020 04:09 PM (huQJB)
Posted by: Det Harry Callahan
//
Trump eats it with ketchup. Steak too!
Posted by: PJ at October 30, 2020 04:40 PM (qlTN9)
SuperKamalafraggedautistic..................
Posted by: Saf at October 30, 2020 04:54 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Dan Te at October 30, 2020 05:05 PM (5duIy)
Vogon Poetry.
Posted by: Mongo at October 30, 2020 05:58 PM (IU8aO)
Posted by: Mongo at October 30, 2020 06:00 PM (IU8aO)
Reminds me of that time Ted Kennedy forgot the last few words of a speech rising to big finish. Clinton standing behind loses it.
Posted by: Rdbrewer at October 30, 2020 08:04 PM (YT9k3)
Posted by: Ward Dorrity at November 01, 2020 06:24 PM (k2Tzk)
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