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Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (OjZpE) 2
Sponge!! Before Sponge
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (R5lpX) 3
Homosexual Paree!
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (HEEq1) 4
Where is everyone?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (17HgP) 5
Sponge!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (/UQ/R) 6
I dutifully called them so they will be here soon
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:04 PM (OjZpE) 7
Still don't have power since 7 this morning. Maybe not until tomorrow morning. Just got gas for the generator.
Darker than the inside of a wildcat's ass. Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (R5lpX) 8
Out: Escape from New York
In: Echapper à Paris Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1) Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (/UQ/R) 10
somebody called a nood, so here i b
Posted by: Uber Driver #234878 at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (GIeIM) 11
hiya
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (arJlL) 12
Hi WDS!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (17HgP) 13
So much for Europe doing so much better than us
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (OjZpE) 14
Hi JT!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (17HgP) 15
What is going on in Paris??
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (UUBmN) 16
read it !
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (GIeIM) Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (HEEq1) 18
Talk about sitting ducks.
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (fFtVH) Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (XTyi0) 20
4 Where is everyone?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (17HgP) Everyone that matters is right here. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (nakwk) 21
Is paris burning? Or just headless?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (85Gof) 22
Where is everyone?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (17HgP) Hi chique! Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (KuT6N) 23
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (Zz0t1) 24
Looks very sparkly!
Posted by: I Have Questions at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (+v+zN) 25
Hi chique! How was your visit with your brother?
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (UUBmN) 26
Hiya Chique !
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (arJlL) Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (XTyi0) 28
Do they work in Paris and live in the suburbs and they're trying to get home? Why aren't they locked up in quarantine at home to begin with? Do they want to kill grandma?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (t+qrx) 29
Everyone that matters is right here.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (nakwk) You got that right! LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (85Gof) 30
There's a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (vuisn) 31
But, I thought round-a-bouts ELIMINATED traffic?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (Zz0t1) 32
what if the new lockdowns trigger off some soret of new european war? or civil war? WW1 went on durring the spanish flu Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (GIeIM) 33
When will "yutes" begin to take advantage of sitting targets?
Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (wyQ4g) 34
{{chique}}}
Such a pleasure to meet you! Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (/UQ/R) It was lovely to meet you, too! I hope you had an uneventful trip home. It was colder in Dallas when I left yesterday than in Allentown, PA when I got back home, LOL. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (17HgP) Posted by: antisthenes at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (BuJoJ) 36
Our cities are being governed by idiots all around the world.
Posted by: iandeal at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (vgGyZ) 37
So at what point does Joker declare everyone still in the city is playing by his rules while Bane blows up the bridges?
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (Ojki1) 38
True fact:
I traveled to London (from California) at the height of the lockdown. Truth is, no one stopped me, it wasn't illegal, and I just blew off the "quarantine" and no one ever contacted me or cared. Lockdowns are for the sheeple. Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (HEEq1) 39
Hiya Captain !
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (arJlL) Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (XTyi0) 41
I think the Johns Hopkins numbers have other countries but never looked at them, figure they are not any more reliable than ours in Covid-19 deaths.
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (OjZpE) 42
20 4 Where is everyone?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (17HgP) Everyone that matters is right here. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (nakwk) Someone grew a big ego, LOL. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (17HgP) Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (+OTNY) 44
20 4 Where is everyone?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (17HgP) Everyone that matters is right here. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:05 PM (nakwk) And then I snuck through while the door was unguarded. Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (Ojki1) 45
The mimes in Paris are holding a silent protest.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (vuisn) 46
Nous sommes tous dans le meme bateau.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (3P/5p) 47
Bon Soir.
Posted by: Iris at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (lSFe/) 48
40 " Looks very sparkly!
Posted by: I Have Question" Hah. Yes it is. City of tail-lights. Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (XTyi0) "City of Tiny Lights" - Zappa Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (s2VJv) 49
Willowed, apparently this had a couple people concerned.
527 @Dave in Fla, I'm confident of a Trump win, but is it possible we are cannibalizing the election day R advantage by having a greater proportion of R's voting early, so not as many are left to show up on election day? Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon --------- Nope. Dems have less than 15% of their high propensity voters left. GOP still has 35% or so. GOP still has 2,515,531 registered voters available. Dems have 2,177,012 registered voters available, and 85% of those have not voted reliably. (Yeah, I am working with actual voter counts) Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (5p7BC) 50
Where is everyone?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (17HgP) Hi chique! Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (KuT6N) {{Jordan61!!!!!!!}} Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (17HgP) 51
2 Sponge!! Before Sponge
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (R5lpX) ******** 23 FIRST!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (Zz0t1) ======= Well, that's closer than I would have expected. Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (uy0w8) 52
So what happened to the people in the cars still stuck in traffic at midnight?
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (LjimO) 53
The French police have better things to do to trying to stop a jihadist genocide rather than harassing French girls for not wearing masks with their miniskirts.
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (HEEq1) 54
zombie it was the piercings than got you through
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (OjZpE) 55
45 The mimes in Paris are holding a silent protest.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (vuisn) But the memes are shrieking "Islamophbia!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (s2VJv) 56
If you want to see the Parisians really un-ass Paris in a hurry?
Tell 'em Fritz is on the march and closing fast, hand each of 'em a white flag and a rifle to drop while running away. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (QzJWU) Posted by: Iris at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (lSFe/) Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (arJlL) 59
Lockdowns are for the sheeple.
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:0 I think they are arresting people in Austrailia now for breaking quart Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (GIeIM) 60
I remember back when the 'yutes' were rioting because of the government lowering the "can be fired" age, so they were burning cars and causing trouble.
There was a video from a far recording the action. When they posted it online, they backed it up with some French rap music where the guy tried to sound all tough with a deep voice and being all stern. It was still overwhelmingly gay. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (Zz0t1) 61
Well, that's closer than I would have expected.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (uy0w Sponge has occasionally actually been first. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (KuT6N) Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (XTyi0) 63
Hi chique! How was your visit with your brother?
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 08:06 PM (UUBmN) Hi lin-duh! *waves* It was really nice but too short. And it was so cold! Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (17HgP) 64
Terrorism works, I see. Paris is in a panic. And all it took was a few murders, not an elaborate plan to hijack planes or to build WMD's. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (kgXbV) 65
52 maybe quarantined in their cars.
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (OjZpE) 66
So what happened to the people in the cars still stuck in traffic at midnight?
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (LjimO) Cars stop, very bad. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (t+qrx) 67
Anyone beheaded is just being Islamophobic.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (oVJmc) 68
Iris! *hugs*
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (nakwk) Posted by: Snake Plisken at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (NgKpN) 70
nous sommes tous la dedans
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (3P/5p) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (WD9ZA) 72
Sponge!!!!!!!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (17HgP) 73
66 So what happened to the people in the cars still stuck in traffic at midnight?
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (LjimO) Cars stop, very bad. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (t+qrx) Whats French for Pumpkin? Posted by: Snake Plisken at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:10 PM (KuT6N) 75
"ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning."
They are basing that on the odds the fraud factor can overcome the Trump actual margin of victory. Posted by: Ripley at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (PTDkx) 76
Froggie went a-courtin'.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (vuisn) 77
Sponge has occasionally actually been first. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (KuT6N) The sun DOES shine on a dog's ass, occasionally. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (Zz0t1) 78
I was told that no one in Paris owned cars, because their public transit is so good.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (I2/tG) 79
Someone grew a big ego, LOL.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (17HgP) Just nursing it back to a healthy state... Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (nakwk) 80
You would think Frenchies would have enough practice at organized retreats.
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (L9P9s) 81
Probably a movie to be made there
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (OjZpE) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (kgXbV) 83
52 So what happened to the people in the cars still stuck in traffic at midnight?
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (LjimO) I think they turn into Gremlins. Which frankly are more pleasant to be around then ANTIFA. Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (Ojki1) 84
{{{{Chique}}}}
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (Zz0t1) 85
>>> Well, that's closer than I would have expected.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (uy0w Sponge has occasionally actually been first. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (KuT6N) ======= IK. I was working off of averages. ;-) Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (uy0w8) 86
Iris!!! How are you?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (17HgP) 87
59 Lockdowns are for the sheeple.
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:0 I think they are arresting people in Austrailia now for breaking quart Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (GIeIM) They thought their invisible walls would protect them. Uh, no. Posted by: Snake Plisken at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (NgKpN) 88
Willowed: Latest rumor on Twatter is that Hunter Biden has his own PornHub channel, and that some of the videos on there feature him and "a female relative". Supposedly it is not hard to find.
I won't look for it myself, but if you do keep in mind that it's possible the "female relative" is the underage niece, and you probably don't wanna be seeing that. Also: OCrazyHo is apparently slated to appear on the cover of Vanity Fair wearing a $14,000 suit. As all good communists do. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (VikfB) 89
The mimes in Paris are holding a silent protest.
Posted by: Dr. Varno The gendarmes have them boxed in. Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (v16oJ) 90
64
Terrorism works, I see. Paris is in a panic. And all it took was a few murders, not an elaborate plan to hijack planes or to build WMD's. Posted by: Soothsayer's They're trying to leave before the curfew and then shut down do to the ChiCom Bug making a big comeback in Paris. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (riEc+) 91
45 The mimes in Paris are holding a silent protest.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (vuisn) Silence is violence. Posted by: People what burn shit down at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (Ojki1) 92
It has been chilly in Texas!
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (UUBmN) Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (arJlL) 94
Just nursing it back to a healthy state...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (nakwk) I'll allow that, LOL. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (17HgP) 95
How does shutting down France hurt Trump? I don't understand.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (l9m7l) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (cI3Q7) Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:13 PM (XTyi0) 98
LeSnake DuPlisken
Posted by: Max Power at October 29, 2020 08:13 PM (q177U) Posted by: Phone of Augustine at October 29, 2020 08:13 PM (roJAy) 100
> "ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning."
As I said on the previous thread, in 2016 the NYT was showing Scankles with a 90+% probability of winning well into the evening of election day. Spoiler: she didn't win. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:13 PM (VikfB) 101
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"Whats French for Pumpkin? Posted by: Snake Plisken" Peempkeen. Peempkeens are a favorite food of minkeys. Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 08:13 PM (v16oJ) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (3P/5p) 103
Remember when the European Union banned travel from the United States, since the United States was so diseased?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (I2/tG) 104
Does France celebrate Halloween or has it been replaced with a muzzie holiday like Kiss The Goat?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (Z+IKu) 105
Willowed: Latest rumor on Twatter is that Hunter
Biden has his own PornHub channel, and that some of the videos on there feature him and "a female relative". Supposedly it is not hard to find. I won't look for it myself, but if you do keep in mind that it's possible the "female relative" is the underage niece, and you probably don't wanna be seeing that. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (VikfB) --- MOAR at TGP, and, from the screen caps they have, it's an adult... maybe Beau's widow? Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (Ci6sH) 106
Also: OCrazyHo is apparently slated to appear on the cover of Vanity Fair wearing a $14,000 suit.
As all good communists do. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (VikfB) Well, as rich leftists do. "Good communist" means something else. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (t+qrx) 107
If there's one thing I learned in Paris it's that the Pompidou is closed on Tuesdays.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (vuisn) 108
52 So what happened to the people in the cars still stuck in traffic at midnight?
Posted by: Vendette They bring out the 'Scoops'. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (riEc+) 109
Tucker is holding a sort of wake for the Bill Of Rights. Cheerful, like Carlson usually is, but still very scary.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (MenFz) 110
I think they turn into Gremlins. ----- The cars? Jeebers, imagine a Renault turning into a Gremlin. Cold comfort. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (bk3Sg) 111
I remember when France let over 10,000 senior citizens die in one month in the summer of 2003 of heat stroke. Most of the government people that would had implemented contingency plans were away on their months long vacation.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (2DOZq) 112
Car-b-qs are more the norm for French newz.
Behold the idiocy of the world we're currently stuck in. The conventional wisdom and doctrine - that you can't contain or otherwise help the outcome with a prevalent respiratory virus, and "non-pharmaceutical interventions" are not just ineffective but horridly costly - was validated already, guys. We got it. No need to prove it again, and again. Gotta check russki newz about Putin's mask mandate. Kind of surprised, thought even the Russians wouldn't be this stupid. Sweden sits back, gnaws on a dried herring, or whatever passes for snack food there, and says "WTF, dudes??". Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (OTzUX) 113
59 Lockdowns are for the sheeple.
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:0 I think they are arresting people in Austrailia now for breaking quart Posted by: will choose a nic later Well, they've arrasted a few people, "to encourage (i.e. terrify) the others." I was supposed to stay 14 days in quarantine in London. I was out on the street 45 minutes after arriving. N NHS officials ever called me to check up. No police, no Scotland Yard, nothing. It was all just a big scare tactic. They later admitted that 99% of arrivees from overseas have NEVER been contacted to see if they stick to quarantine. And that remains true. Truns out all the "checking" was done by minimum wage phone bank untrained workers. If they didn't get and answer, they just ,oved on to the next number. They only ever get though 1% of the numbers. Anyway, when i showed up at the airport, they asked for my phone number so they could call me to ensure I was sticking to quarantine. I sadi, truthfully, "How can I have a UK phone number yet -- I've just arrived! Maybe tomorrow I'll go to the Vodafone shop and get a SIM card." "Ma'am, all Vodafone shops are shiuttered." "Well then, I don't know how or when I'll get a number, but I'll tell you whenm I get one!" And they just waved me through. So they didn't have a number for me anyhow. A total joke. Once you're in-country, you have total freedom of movement. No one ever stops you or anyone. Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (HEEq1) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (VikfB) 115
ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning."
This feels like 2016, although it seems weird that they would make the same mistake twice. I keep getting the feeling they know something we don't, aka, cheating. Posted by: spypeach at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (Up/Jb) 116
Well, as rich leftists do.
"Good communist" means something else. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (t+qrx) Stacked like cordwood awaiting delivery to the hog farms? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (cI3Q7) 117
"ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning."
They had him +12 yesterday-- ONLY 89% CHANCE?? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc) 118
There's a curfew? It's way after 9PM in France right now.
Posted by: gp's Accélération de l'énergie sombre at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (qpX6U) 119
So glad I visited Paris in the '90s, before things got all stabby.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (5FCda) 120
We need to call in an Arclight strike on Silicon Valley.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (3P/5p) 121
How does shutting down France hurt Trump? I don't understand.
It doesn't. That's why the media won't report on it. The United States is uniquely ravaged by the Chinese Death Plague, because OrangeManBad. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (I2/tG) 122
Speaking of Zappa, and Johnny Guitar Watson,
"Down in France" The girls is all salty The boys is all sweet The food ain't too shabby An' they piss in the street Down in France https://tinyurl.com/y5vdtzkk Posted by: f'd at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (7sbz0) 123
N NHS officials = No NHS officials
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (HEEq1) 124
It has been chilly in Texas!
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (UUBmN) --- W or W/O carrots? Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (Ci6sH) 125
I think they are arresting people in Austrailia now for breaking quart
Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (GIeIM) My friend in Perth was telling me how they were only locked down for a few weeks and that everything had been back to normal for ages, and I was like, lucky you! Until she told me no one could leave or enter any of the states and that people were being quarantined in the illegal immigrant detention facilities. O_O Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (17HgP) Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (0OmEj) Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0) 129
If there's one thing I learned in Paris it's that the Pompidou is closed on Tuesdays.
Posted by: Dr. Varno --------- The Center? Gratifying for serious architects everywhere. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (bk3Sg) 130
France has 35,835 deaths linked to Covid-19, Texas about the same size 18,162
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (OjZpE) 131
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM
Discussed in previous thread. Other news is Hunter on tape telling a stripper he and his father were getting paid by CCP. Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (MenFz) 132
Pfffffftttttttttt.... that's not even a "light commute" leaving Washington DC circa 2010.
Fucking cheese eating commuting posers. Posted by: West Virginia at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (3H9h1) 133
124 It has been chilly in Texas!
Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 08:12 PM (UUBmN) --- W or W/O carrots? Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (Ci6sH) NO. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (cI3Q7) 134
We need to call in an Arclight strike on Silicon Valley.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (3P/5p) --- you misspelled "tactical nuke" Posted by: redc1c4 at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (Ci6sH) 135
Looks like longggisland.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (7Y5nA) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (oVJmc) 137
Yea, about that sock.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (Zz0t1) 139
128 "They bring out the 'Scoops'.
Posted by: Puddleglum" Soylent Green is French people! Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0) No wonder it tasted snooty. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (nakwk) 140
Tucker's on fire tonight.
Posted by: BluesFish at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (EhLXa) 141
Did they go to Paris to get Gray Poupon?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (7Y5nA) 142
The Center? Gratifying for serious architects everywhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (bk3Sg) Paris is safe for architects on Tuesday Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (MenFz) 143
>>> I think they are arresting people in Austrailia now for breaking quart
Posted by: will choose a nic later ======= Well, if they can arrest you for posting on FB about a planned protest.... Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (uy0w8) 144
" Probably a movie to be made there"
Well since it's French it will have to be about a man trying to get home to his wife from his mistress and his wife trying to get home to the husband from her boyfriend. Quel coincidence! They'll run into each other on the highway. Much hilarity ensues. Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (gLRfa) 145
What's French for coup de grace?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (vuisn) 146
No wonder it tasted snooty. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (nakwk) Quite gamy and full of hair. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq) 148
Soylent Green is French people! Posted by: eleven That's Soylent Vert, you mean. "Soylent" is a French verb meaning "They soy" (i.e. act like soyboys). Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (HEEq1) 149
We'll always have curfew.
-- Bogart to Bergman Posted by: Hands at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro) 150
It's 1:18am in Paris now
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (OjZpE) 151
Soylent Green is French people!
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0) ------ Hmmm...garlicky. Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (xRn8c) 152
584 So is this when Biden catches a cold that turns into pneumonia? Think that happened to one of the Presidents.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (JKNZq) Willowed: 584 So is this when Biden catches a cold that turns into pneumonia? Think that happened to one of the Presidents. Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (JKNZq) William Henry Harrison Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (cI3Q7) 153
Tucker's on fire tonight.
Posted by: BluesFish at October 29, 2020 08:17 PM (EhLXa) First Peter Jennings, now Tucker! It's a conspriacy! Trump said ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!!!! IN PEACH!!!! Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (6nLoy) 155
Did they go to Paris to get Gray Poupon?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (7Y5nA) I have some in my fridge. I have no idea how it got there. Nobody will own up to buying it. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (KuT6N) Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (arJlL) 157
I am no Baptist but this guy Franklin Graham is pretty good
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (MenFz) Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (zzdt2) Posted by: Frenchie Cohen at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (9nwlC) 160
I love escargot
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (7Y5nA) 161
See this is why you want to vote early, traffic jams, tropical storms, otternado.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (r+sAi) 162
France has 35,835 deaths linked to Covid-19, Texas about the same size 18,162
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (OjZpE) Trump killed the people in France too. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (17HgP) 163
127 The manager in training at mrs kims work has a curfew in her town.
Fountain CO. Spits. Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (0OmEj) Wow! Fountain has a curfew? Did locals make the call or Polis? Posted by: Emmie at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (4JM5Y) 164
Where is everyone?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (17HgP) I just got here. Had a late supper. What did I miss? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (2JVJo) 165
I think they are arresting people in Austrailia now for breaking quart
Posted by: will choose a nic later ======= Well, if they can arrest you for posting on FB about a planned protest.... Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (uy0w8 This is what happens when you let them take your guns. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (Zz0t1) 166
So glad I visited Paris in the '90s, before things got all stabby.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 08:15 PM (5FCda) Same here. We went to the cathedral in Saint Denis where lots of the kings were buried and even then you could tell the neighborhood was getting seedy. Posted by: Captain Hate at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (y7DUB) 167
Well, Biden is really old. In 5 days he'll be the exact same age as President Reagan when Reagan left office. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (kgXbV) 168
See America first. See the USA in your Chevrolet. (En Francais, "Chevrolet" se traduit par "Chevrolet".)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (qpX6U) 169
It's 1:18am in Paris now
Posted by: Skip How do they expect to win a war if they can't tell time ? Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (arJlL) Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (6nLoy) Posted by: escargot at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq) 172
If you tried that in New York, they'd close the bridges and tunnels.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (iZwip) 173
77 years, 349 days Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (kgXbV) 174
Looking back at all the bad decisions I made in my military career, I would have to say, disobeying my orders in regard to the status of Paris, not burning that cesspit to the ground, was the worse one I ever made.
Posted by: Dietrich von Choltitz at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (uxUoN) 175
Mark Morgan, acting CBP director was banned from Twitter today.
His crime? He said "Walls work." When he complained, Twitter's response was that the Tweet violated their rules therefore they will not overturn the decision. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (3P/5p) 176
Taunting the French is never wrong, but in reality they are absolute bastards when they have had enough of someone's shit.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optmist! at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (0QYMt) 177
86 Iris!!! How are you?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (17HgP) hi! Chique! I'm am still working!!! Taking a quick sanity break to read AoS but it's reporting time. (Still paying for taking weekend off for TxMoMe). Totally worth it! Posted by: Iris at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (lSFe/) 178
France wants Islamic Domination, they'll get Islamic Domination.
Posted by: Allie at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (vmRc0) Posted by: Miklos, historical comrade at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (QzkSJ) 180
Ou les chauve souris?
Posted by: Hands at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (786Ro) Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (XTyi0) 182
lso: OCrazyHo is apparently slated to appear on the cover of Vanity Fair wearing a $14,000 suit.
As all good communists do. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:11 PM (VikfB) Vanity Fair will have you know that she "clapped back" at critics. It was borrowed. So there. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (EUE+z) 183
Where is everyone?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (17HgP) I just got here. Had a late supper. What did I miss? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing You missed inviting us ! Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (arJlL) 184
Texas about the same size 18,162
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (OjZpE) And my friends in the emergency services say that number is garbage. One guy tested positive for Covid prior to shooting himself. Covid death. No....I think it was that piece of lead rattling around in his brain pan...... Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (Zz0t1) 185
We went to the cathedral in Saint Denis where lots of the kings were buried and even then you could tell the neighborhood was getting seedy.
Posted by: Captain Hate Hey! I went to St. Denis in the '90s too! To see all the kings' tombs, dating back to the Dark Ages. Outside, it was a Muslim slum Very very sad and disturbing. Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (HEEq1) 186
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Anyone beheaded is just being Islamophobic. Posted by: Mr. Peebles All right, who wants to be headed? Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (LBiyC) 187
171 I love escargot
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (7Y5nA) We love you too. Posted by: escargot at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq) I laughed. My humor is so infantile. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (7Y5nA) 188
NY smaller than both France and Texas 33,435 Covid-19 related deaths
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (OjZpE) 189
Abdul plays with Ahmed, Ahmed plays with Jane
Jane plays with Jacques, Jacques is happy again Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (vuisn) 190
"Paris is in a panic. And all it took was a few murders, not an elaborate plan to hijack planes or to build WMD's.
Posted by: Soothsayer'" I'd mock them mercilessly but only if I can do it without taking off my mask or leaving the house, as the corona experts here recommend. Posted by: Ripley at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (PTDkx) 191
hi! Chique! I'm am still working!!! Taking a quick sanity break to read AoS but it's reporting time. (Still paying for taking weekend off for TxMoMe). Totally worth it!
Posted by: Iris at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (lSFe/) Same here, LOL. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (17HgP) 192
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I love escargot Posted by: Cannibal Bob You love butter and garlic. The snails are merely a platform. Still, concur. Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (v16oJ) 193
Why are people leaving this beautiful city?
This is nuts. Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:19 PM (6nLoy) Macron said anyone left in Paris after 9 p.m. will have to bath with hot water and soap. Non merci!...... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (Z+IKu) 194
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (2JVJo)
Hi MP4! Son nixed his trip to Boston and is now on his way to DC instead. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (KuT6N) Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 08:23 PM (9nwlC) 196
Plus ca change
Plus c'est la mime chose Posted by: Hands at October 29, 2020 08:23 PM (786Ro) 197
See America first. See the USA in your Chevrolet. (En Francais, "Chevrolet" se traduit par "Chevrolet".)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (qpX6U) Yes. Because nothing says AMERICA like America hating Frenchman Louis Chevrolet. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1) 198
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52 So what happened to the people in the cars still stuck in traffic at midnight? Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (LjimO) I think they turn into Gremlins. Which frankly are more pleasant to be around then ANTIFA. Posted by: Bete and regular French people. Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 29, 2020 08:23 PM (LBiyC) 199
France should outlaw knives
and beheadings Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 08:23 PM (nUhF0) 200
Nobody honks like a Frenchman clearing his throat.
Posted by: Charles De Gall at October 29, 2020 08:23 PM (S+wgl) 201
We voted early and still had to wait in line.
There will still be plenty of people voting next Tuesday, we won't be making the lines longer. We're retired and that was our outing for one day last week. Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (6nLoy) 202
I was at the Notre Dame exactly 2 weeks before the fire. It was good timing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (17HgP) 203
The digital image of Sponge doing First is just a mere shadow of seeing it live.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (0EM+d) 204
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I love escargot Posted by: Cannibal Bob You love butter and garlic. The snails are merely a platform. Still, concur." When you spit out the shells, do you use a napkin, or the floor? Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (qpX6U) 205
> Abdul plays with Ahmed, Ahmed plays with Jane
Jane plays with Jacques, Jacques is happy again Joe plays with Hunter. Beau plays with Jill. Jill plays with Hunter, and Hunter finds his thrill. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (VikfB) 206
You know, it would be interesting to know the total miles of walls blocking off interstates from communities across the nation.
You know, barricades in the median are walls, too. Huh. Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (9nwlC) Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (TdMsT) 208
NY smaller than both France and Texas 33,435 Covid-19 related deaths
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (OjZpE) Well, when Cuomo said he had a plan to cut health care costs, he MEANT it. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1) 209
DeGaulle we ould have had that guy whacked
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (Xih1H) 210
This is truly the Day the Clown Cried.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (vuisn) Posted by: The Media! at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (I2/tG) 212
We French people are very good at taunting. Now go away or we shall taunt you a second time!
Posted by: The French at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (roJAy) 213
oooh
The Tucker Doc Scandal is not getting better. UPS is refusing to give details on the disappearance of the package and the separation of the flash drive from the package. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (3P/5p) 214
Where is everyone?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:03 PM (17HgP) I just got here. Had a late supper. What did I miss? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing We can close the thread now. No one else allowed in. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (17HgP) 215
Nobody nodded.
Not nice. Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (TdMsT) Well, usually only visible when the vid cam is enabled. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (Zz0t1) 216
Sponge I log NY, NJ, Pa and Wis every day since May daily report. NY on Sept 11 added around 7,400 on day and a week later it was Wow, we hit 200,000.
I see they are fked with all the time. Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (OjZpE) Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (xK9An) 218
In Atlanta a few years back there was a snow storm that shut down I-285. Atlanta looked like that. Schools had to make room for students to sleep in classes. There were I-285 snow storm babies where the mom couldn't get to a hospital and they delivered on I-285. I wasn't in ATL at the time but I had a coworker who was and he said people were stuck for days.
2" snow. Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (l6b3d) 219
Where do you go if you leave Paris?
I mean, the city of Paris isn't going to fit somewhere else in France. Plus the Riviera is kinda cold now innit? Posted by: TexasDan at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (yL25O) 220
We were at Notre Dame on Christmas Eve 2010. It was very special.
Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (6nLoy) Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (arJlL) 222
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball a second time!
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (XTyi0) 223
Zombie's sig links are improving lately ...
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (AHq56) 224
The digital image of Sponge doing First is just a mere shadow of seeing it live.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (0EM+d) LOL, totally agree. Hi Ben Had! Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (17HgP) 225
38 True fact:
I traveled to London (from California) at the height of the lockdown. Truth is, no one stopped me, it wasn't illegal, and I just blew off the "quarantine" and no one ever contacted me or cared. Lockdowns are for the sheeple. Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:07 PM (HEEq1) ****************** I have yet to wear a mask. I carry one and if I go into a shop or some place and they ask me to put one on, I will with good grace. I'm not going to be an arsehole about it. But I will wait until I'm asked. And so far not one person has asked. Anywhere. There's plenty around wearing them - to varying degrees depending on the time of year. Lots of them at the start of the shamdemic. Then during the summer only old folks seemed to bother and not all of them. But now , as that disappointing bastard Boris and the globalist media machine has ratcheted up the fear again, I'm back to being a minority. Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (oaWXk) 226
> Vanity Fair will have you know that she "clapped back" at critics. It was borrowed. So there.
I'm guessing the single moms in her district can't go out and "borrow" a $14,000 suit. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (VikfB) Posted by: Charles De Gall at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (S+wgl) 228
chique, I have to tell you that you are poetry in motion, Lady.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (0EM+d) 229
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I love escargot Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (7Y5nA) We love you too. Posted by: escargot at October 29, 2020 08:21 You responded in less than a minute, which is pretty fast for a bunch of snails. Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (LBiyC) 230
Miss me yet, mon freres?
Posted by: Charles Martel at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (786Ro) 231
The digital image of Sponge doing First is just a mere shadow of seeing it live.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (0EM+d) I was a bit loud the first night and am just thankful no one shot me. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1) 232
{{Ladyl}}
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (17HgP) 233
This would be a good time for Merkel to go for Schlieffen Plan, v.3.
Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (xK9An) 234
The first beheading I ever saw was a photo frame by frame in the Enquirer when I was a kid and the Enquirer was a shock aper It was gruesome. It was amazing how high blood shot out of the carotid artery. Julia Childs would have been jealous.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (7Y5nA) 235
Hi MP4! Son nixed his trip to Boston and is now on his way to DC instead.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (KuT6N) Just a suggestion: I assume he's coming from Washington State but I recommend he stay in MD or VA and travel into DC for sightseeing. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (LjimO) 236
SPONGE!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (TdMsT) 237
218 In Atlanta a few years back there was a snow storm that shut down I-285. Atlanta looked like that. Schools had to make room for students to sleep in classes. There were I-285 snow storm babies where the mom couldn't get to a hospital and they delivered on I-285. I wasn't in ATL at the time but I had a coworker who was and he said people were stuck for days.
2" snow. Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (l6b3d) We called it Snowpocalypse. The problem was they didn't let people leave work early, so eveyone was on the road at the same time causing a massive traffic jam. Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (6nLoy) 238
Lockdown Paris: Coming to America if The Corpse Formerly Known as Joe Biden is elected.
Posted by: Mookie at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (3vIkC) 239
Wife made chili sans carrottes
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (AHq56) 240
Notre-Dame is a special place.
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq) 241
France has 67M people. Texas has less than 30.
Posted by: In Exile at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (kzzyk) 242
chique, I have to tell you that you are poetry in motion, Lady.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (0EM+d) Wow. Thank you. *blushes profusely, although no one can tell * Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (17HgP) 243
What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (4NtsG) 244
hi! Chique! I'm am still working!!! Taking a quick sanity break to read AoS but it's reporting time. (Still paying for taking weekend off for TxMoMe). Totally worth it!
Posted by: Iris at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (lSFe/) Same here, LOL. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (17HgP) I think that after the weekend I'm going to stay offline, even the HQ, until the election is over. Just as I instinctively don't like something when everyone else tells me it's the shiznit, all of the predictions and columns and foofawraw telling me the election is in the bag (sorry, Dave in Fla!) are giving me the cliched "bad feeling about this." And it would be better if I kept my depressive predictions to myself. So, movie thread, book thread and then shut down, I think. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (2JVJo) 245
France has 67M people. Texas has less than 30.
Posted by: In Exile Texas has less than 30 people ? Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (arJlL) 246
{{{{Ladyl}}}}
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1) 247
I've never managed to hate the French. First, the food. Second, that moment when we were in Alsace the Spring after 9/11, when the French Government had declined to participate in the War on Terror. Walking out of the restaurant after a truly magnificent yet reasonably-priced meal, the demure, sweet waitress said, demurely and quietly, "are you mad at French people?"
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (dOV9E) 248
Trump is bringing out the best in zombie
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (OjZpE) 249
"Miss me yet, mon freres?
Posted by: Charles Martel" If the schools in France are as bad as here in the States most of them don't even know who you were. Sad. Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (gLRfa) 250
If you haven't seen it yet,, the chart at the beginning of the video is why the French are panicking.
https://youtu.be/Rpj9Ioudp7I Notice that all our European betters have a spike in cases now (except Sweden). Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (JKNZq) 251
Ladyl, Darlin, you feeling better?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (0EM+d) 252
And les boudins, mai oui?
Posted by: Charles De Gall at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (S+wgl) And sausages too! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (7Y5nA) 253
Texas has less than 30 people ? Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (arJlL) Then we almost tripled the population with the MoMe. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (qpX6U) 255
241 France has 67M people. Texas has less than 30.
Posted by: In Exile at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (kzzyk) ... Well, we have room for lots more, if you don't mind heat and a few critters. Posted by: TexasDan at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (yL25O) 256
Zey look at me in my Peugeot convertible,
Armpit hair flying in ze breeze, and...they're jealous!! Posted by: Gigi at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (2KBuU) 257
243 What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (4NtsG) Reminds it that the virus's staff called a Lid on the day. Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (Ojki1) 258
We can close the thread now. No one else allowed in.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (17HgP) I knew there was a reason I liked you! Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (2JVJo) 259
230 Miss me yet, mon freres?
Posted by: Charles Martel at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM (786Ro) Shove off, you youngster. I can give those Gaulish bastards exactly what they need. Posted by: Julius Caesar at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (cI3Q7) 260
Mark Morgan, acting CBP director was banned from Twitter today.
His crime? He said "Walls work." When he complained, Twitter's response was that the Tweet violated their rules therefore they will not overturn the decision. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (3P/5p) =============== Twitter caved to a backlash Let;s face it: the offense was "Tweeting while Republican" Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (JuJ9P) 261
Just a suggestion: I assume he's coming from Washington State but I recommend he stay in MD or VA and travel into DC for sightseeing.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (LjimO) I'll let him know (he should be landing soon). It was very spur of the moment, the flight he was supposed to take to Boston this morning got cancelled so he jumped on this one instead. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (KuT6N) 262
Texas has less than 30 people ? Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (arJlL) Hey! We're no Biden rally Posted by: In Exile at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (kzzyk) 263
Looks like Houston around August/September 2005.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (3DJkT) Posted by: Charles De Gall at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (S+wgl) 265
What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
It's more powerful than arrows on the floor, but not as powerful as social-distance circles. It takes about 10 curfews to equal the mana energy in a mask . Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (3P/5p) 266
What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (4NtsG) It clocks out and goes home to spend time with the family. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (Zz0t1) 267
We have plenty of people in Texas already
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (4NtsG) 268
43
The Frogs are getting out of Paris like the German army is hours away. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 08:08 PM (+OTNY) ***************** The only rushing the Crapauds do when les Boches make one of their regular unopposed sorties into la Belle Republique, is the one to drop pantalons and present their ready lubed derrieres. Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (oaWXk) 269
243 What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (4NtsG) keeps it from getting drunk? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (7Y5nA) 270
> First, the food.
Meh. Everyone raves about French food, but IMO it's B or C list at best. Mexican, Italian, and Chinese (among others) all kick the shit out of it. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (VikfB) 271
245 France has 67M people. Texas has less than 30.
Posted by: In Exile Texas has less than 30 people ? Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (arJlL) Maybe less than 30 cheering for the Cowboys these days. Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (Ojki1) 272
Sponge, It was perfect!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (0EM+d) 273
So if all those cars were out after the 9PM curfew because they were stuck in traffic, were the people arrested? Or did they just nuke the freeways?
Posted by: Mookie at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (3vIkC) 274
265 What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
It's more powerful than arrows on the floor, but not as powerful as social-distance circles. It takes about 10 curfews to equal the mana energy in a mask . Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (3P/5p) Brilliant Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (LIhNq) 275
I love escargot
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (7Y5nA) We love you too. Posted by: escargot at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq) I laughed. My humor is so infantile. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 Those S cars aren't going very fast to anywhere. Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa) 276
Hard to mock the Hammer. Harder still when Martel was alive- he'd beat the shit out of you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (cI3Q7) 277
And it would be better if I kept my depressive predictions to myself. So, movie thread, book thread and then shut down, I think.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (2JVJo) I can't quit here, but I am leaning towards going to bed early-ish (work permitting) and finding out what happens the next day. I'm trusting God for a Trump win. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (17HgP) 278
Plus the Riviera is kinda cold now innit?
Posted by: TexasDan at October 29, 2020 08:25 PM (yL25O) Cannes is in the mid 60s for high temps at this time of the year. Posted by: Captain Hate at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (y7DUB) 279
I made meatloaf and oven roasted potatoes for dinner today.
It was pretty good. Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (6nLoy) 280
I posted this on the wrong thread because of course I did...
Tucker on... UPS found 'flash drive' on the floor by an employee who picked it up and put it on a supervisors desk....but they don't say how any of this happened. They've been on the phone with UPS all day about this. They wanted to see the package to understand how this happened... UPS: 'sorry, we threw it away.'. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT) 281
Sponge, It was perfect!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (0EM+d) I did get one "SPONGE!" in return, so it worked. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1) 282
Jerry Lewis is spinning in his grave, I heard.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (vuisn) 283
What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (4NtsG) Probably related to how the virus gets into alcohol after 10 PM in Ohio. Science. Posted by: AF at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (S8ePJ) 284
The future is certain; it's the past that's always changing.
Posted by: Miklos, historical comrad can you put the quantum mechanics plug into the general relativity outlet? Here, drink this twelve pack. Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (pB6Gt) 285
Hi MP4! Son nixed his trip to Boston and is now on his way to DC instead.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (KuT6N) If he ever decides to go again, let me know. I'll put together a nice itinerary for him, especially now that I know he's a history buff. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (2JVJo) 286
Thanks for the William Henry Harrison reference. I could have looked it up but I'm into day four this week of people yelling at me on the phone.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (JKNZq) 287
"ABC news just said that Gropey Joe has an 89% chance of winning." As I said on the previous thread, in 2016 the NYT was showing Scankles with a 90+% probability of winning well into the evening of election day. Spoiler: she didn't win. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:13 PM (VikfB) And here it is! https://tinyurl.com/yaoe8kaq Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (Ed8Zd) 288
I had French food in DC a few weeks ago....meh. What I had was basically flavorless.
Turns out the amazing smell that lured us in was the escargot. Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (LIhNq) 289
You responded in less than a minute, which is pretty fast for a bunch of snails.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM Snails move too fast. Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (786Ro) 290
56 If you want to see the Parisians really un-ass Paris in a hurry?
Tell 'em Fritz is on the march and closing fast, hand each of 'em a white flag and a rifle to drop while running away. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (QzJWU) I figured just going up to an average Parisian and saying "Guten Tag!" would be enough. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (3DJkT) 291
An appropriate occasion for a game of Mille Bornes.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (qpX6U) 292
UPS found 'flash drive' on the floor Flash drive? They were electronic records??? THEN WHY SHIP THEM AT ALL???? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (oVJmc) 293
I made meatloaf and oven roasted potatoes for dinner today.
It was pretty good. Posted by: ALH Saved the carrots for the chili, dint ya ? Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (arJlL) 294
I'm trusting God for a Trump win.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (17HgP) I've never prayed for a political candidate. Until this year. We don't deserve Trump, but I pray that God let's us have him for 4 more years anyway. The alternative is too hard to contemplate Posted by: In Exile at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (kzzyk) 295
Fake News and social media will "report" that "Q" is starting all the fake ballot "conspiracy theories." Therefore, anyone mentioning these "conspiracy theories" will have their accounts locked. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (kgXbV) 296
I laughed. My humor is so infantile.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 Those S cars aren't going very fast to anywhere. Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa) Well apparently not as infantile as some Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (7Y5nA) 297
>>> We called it Snowpocalypse. The problem was they didn't let people leave work early, so eveyone was on the road at the same time causing a massive traffic jam.
Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:27 PM (6nLoy) I used to drive between Hiram (home) and Marietta (work) every day. On a clear normal day with no wrecks that was 45 min each way, going through single lane Kennesaw National Battlefield. Anything crazy and it was an hour and a half each way. I can't imagine what that day was like. Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (l6b3d) 298
What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (4NtsG) Keeps it from looting. Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq) 299
274 265 What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
It's more powerful than arrows on the floor, but not as powerful as social-distance circles. It takes about 10 curfews to equal the mana energy in a mask . Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (3P/5p) *Pout* That's not funny. OK I believe it with all my heart, but your mockery of my religion isn't funny. Posted by: Karen the Hobo, Boulder CO at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (Ojki1) 300
I had French food in DC a few weeks ago....meh. What I had was basically flavorless. Turns out the amazing smell that lured us in was the escargot. Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (LIhNq) Where'd you go? Le Diplomate? Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (LjimO) 301
I also put a ham & potato casserole together for Sunday lunch.
It's in the freezer now. Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (6nLoy) 302
If he ever decides to go again, let me know. I'll put together a nice itinerary for him, especially now that I know he's a history buff.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (2JVJo) I will, thanks! Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:34 PM (KuT6N) 303
Those S cars aren't going very fast to anywhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa) Actually thats a classic! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:34 PM (7Y5nA) 304
okay Hunter is kinda weak tonight, going to find a horror movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 08:34 PM (V2Yro) 305
I'm Miles Taylor, and you're not! That's right, THE Miles Taylor.
Posted by: Miles Taylor at October 29, 2020 08:34 PM (KDCRD) 306
An appropriate occasion for a game of Mille Bornes.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (qpX6U) Coup-fourré! Posted by: AF at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (S8ePJ) 307
Meh. Everyone raves about French food, but IMO it's B or C list at best.
Mexican, Italian, and Chinese (among others) all kick the shit out of it. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (VikfB) I dunno. I had French food in a small French town. It was pretty darn good. (I hear not so much in Paree.) Italian in Italy is also *chef's kiss*. Had real Mexican made by real Mexicans at a Quincenera (sp?) in the 90s. It sucked. Authentic Chinese is really good too, depending on the region. (Never been to China, but Chinese colleagues recommended a place.) Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (17HgP) 308
303 Those S cars aren't going very fast to anywhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa) Actually thats a classic! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 08:34 PM (7Y5nA) In France, the S Car Goes! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (V2Yro) 309
Anything crazy and it was an hour and a half each way. I can't imagine what that day was like.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (l6b3d) I think Atlanta has the longest commutes in the country on average. Killer. Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (6nLoy) 310
191 hi! Chique! I'm am still working!!! Taking a quick sanity break to read AoS but it's reporting time. (Still paying for taking weekend off for TxMoMe). Totally worth it!
Posted by: Iris at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (lSFe/) Same here, LOL. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (17HgP) Yuuuup. And absolutely worth it. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (nakwk) 311
I had French food in DC a few weeks ago....meh. What I had was basically flavorless.
Turns out the amazing smell that lured us in was the escargot. Posted by: Miss Quito Snail farts ? Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (arJlL) 312
Jim
Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (QzJWU) GLAD to see you made it home safe and sound, sir. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (Zz0t1) 313
289 You responded in less than a minute, which is pretty fast for a bunch of snails.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 29, 2020 08:26 PM Snails move too fast. Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (786Ro) Word. Posted by: B. Barr, bagpipe fan at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (Ojki1) 314
243 What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness --- It increases the number of patrons per square foot in the grocery stores operating under the gubmint mandated reduced hours. Posted by: BluesFish at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (EhLXa) 315
OK, I think it's time to play a little music while I hang out and warm up.
First up: "Soul Bossa Nova," Quincy Jones. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (2JVJo) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (VikfB) 317
Ask a Frenchman how far it is to Paris, and he will give you six different routes in kilometers. Ask a German how far it is to Paris and he will say "about a four day march"'.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (I58tH) 318
286 Thanks for the William Henry Harrison reference. I could have looked it up but I'm into day four this week of people yelling at me on the phone.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (JKNZq) IIRC, he caught the pneumonia on inauguration day- which was very cold and raining. May not be true. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (cI3Q7) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (G51Gf) 320
Glad I got into this thread before curfew.
Posted by: Hands at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (786Ro) 321
Macron said anyone left in Paris after 9 p.m. will have to bath with hot water and soap.
------ ...in tiny bathtubs. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (GBHAb) 322
Where'd you go? Le Diplomate?
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (LjimO) Not sure what the name of it was. It was in Dupont Circle though. Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (LIhNq) 323
191 hi! Chique! I'm am still working!!! Taking a quick sanity break to read AoS but it's reporting time. (Still paying for taking weekend off for TxMoMe). Totally worth it!
Posted by: Iris at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (lSFe/) Same here, LOL. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (17HgP) **fist bump** :-) Posted by: Iris at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (6lKe4) 324
Who warned them to flee from the coming wrath?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (yQpMk) 325
I'll let him know (he should be landing soon).
It was very spur of the moment, the flight he was supposed to take to Boston this morning got cancelled so he jumped on this one instead. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:30 PM (KuT6N) Suggested it just in case WA State gets put on DC's ridiculously long quarantine list while he's here (VA and MD will never be put on it) and also because there have been protests and rioting happening the past few evenings so he'd be away from it. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (LjimO) 326
Jim
Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (QzJWU) Hi Jim! I really enjoyed your gun tutelage! Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (17HgP) 327
305 I'm Miles Taylor, and you're not! That's right, THE Miles Taylor.
Posted by: Miles Taylor at October 29, 2020 08:34 PM (KDCRD) If I've told you once, I have told you a hundred times- if I wanted fries with that, I would have ordered fries with that! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (cI3Q7) Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (XhWtx) 329
>>I think Atlanta has the longest commutes in the country on average. Killer.
Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (6nLoy) I used to commute from East Cobb to Aker's Mill and it took a half hour. And this was in the '80's. Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (vuisn) 330
Well, when Cuomo said he had a plan to cut health care costs, he MEANT it. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1) As Mr. Cuomo would tell you, the correct term for those he got rid of is "useless eaters". Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (3DJkT) 331
Here I thought they were fleeing from the stabby Jihadis
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (oAY8z) 332
321
Macron said anyone left in Paris after 9 p.m. will have to bath with hot water and soap. ------ ...in tiny bathtubs. While making pouty faces and smoking Gauloises ironically. Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (v16oJ) 333
They wanted to see the package to understand how this happened...
UPS: 'sorry, we threw it away.'. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT) and no, there weren't any fingerprints where it was torn open, we checked. You have our word on it! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (V2Yro) 334
I had calves' liver in cream sauce with oven roasted potatoes at a French restaurant in Walla Walla WA. It was one of the best meals I've ever had. I got the calves liver because I figured that was a test of how well they could cook. Really wonderful food. No idea if the restaurant is still there, probably not.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (JKNZq) 335
Fake News and social media will "report" that "Q" is starting all the fake ballot "conspiracy theories." Therefore, anyone mentioning these "conspiracy theories" will have their accounts locked.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (kgXbV) No, it'll be "Qanon" not "Q." They aren't sufficiently aware of the actual Q phenomenon to differentiate between Q whatever it is and the Anons whoever they are. Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (NiXyF) 336
Italian, Greek, and Spanish food is much better than French, IMO.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (hGohp) 337
Soylent Green is French people!
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (XTyi0) I'd think they'd be too oily. Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (R5lpX) 338
I made meatloaf and oven roasted potatoes for dinner today.
It was pretty good. Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (6nLoy) Steak and eggs here with hash browns. Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (axyOa) 339
322 Where'd you go? Le Diplomate?
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:33 PM (LjimO) Not sure what the name of it was. It was in Dupont Circle though. Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (LIhNq) I just looked it up. Bistroit Du Coin Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (LIhNq) 340
Hi! Iris, it was so nice to meet you.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (0EM+d) 341
What exactly does a curfew do to a virus?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness --- It increases the number of patrons per square foot in the grocery stores operating under the gubmint mandated reduced hours. And the 'one-way' arrows on the floor make you have to walk around and around resulting in more exposure. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (oVJmc) 342
IIRC, he caught the pneumonia on inauguration day- which was very cold and raining. May not be true.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (cI3Q7) !------ Yes, he gave an inauguration speech that is still a record for length, over two hours long. And that was after Daniel Webster cut it down. Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (xRn8c) 343
Authentic Chinese is really good too, depending on the region. (Never been to China, but Chinese colleagues recommended a place.)
I wouldn't recommend the moo goo gai pangolin. Posted by: Hands at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (786Ro) 344
I think Atlanta has the longest commutes in the country on average. Killer. Posted by: ALH ------- When I was working in Atlanta, and living in Cobb, I found a nice bar down the street, and would camp out there until after 6:00 or so. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (GBHAb) 345
> Evergreen comment for French roads.
As I understand it, the roads between Paris proper and the slum cities where they've got the Muzzies concentrated (I forget the term they use for those) all have very, very high concrete walls on either side, the better to funnel any encroaching mobs into a kill zone. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (VikfB) 346
Ok, back to work, then some female gainzz (hopefully). A big smish to all. Hope to make it to the ONT.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (17HgP) 347
Melania Trump sent me an official 2021 calendar in the mail today, full size, for free. She loves me.
Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (6nLoy) 348
I've never managed to hate the French. First, the food. Second, that moment when we were in Alsace the Spring after 9/11, when the French Government had declined to participate in the War on Terror. Walking out of the restaurant after a truly magnificent yet reasonably-priced meal, the demure, sweet waitress said, demurely and quietly, "are you mad at French people?"
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 08:28 PM (dOV9E) French people on the street are great. When we went to cafes off season during the 90s and they found out we're from the US we were treated like celebrities, with anyone working there planning a vacation here asking what we thought of the destinations (invariably they choose good places to go). Posted by: Captain Hate at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (y7DUB) 349
HELLO HORDE
This traffic jam is because shit is about to pop off between the invading muslim horde and the local French population (or what's left of it). Have you not seen this stuff? This teacher was beheaded by the FATHER of one of his students, for showing a picture of muhammad to his class NSFW: https://bit.ly/3oHyW9a That's his head This is islam More attacks have followed: https://reut.rs/2TFuKsc And the French are about to start the crusade to take Europe back. Get your heads in the game Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (Z4LGO) 350
People moving in
people moving out just because of the length of their snout. Run, run, run, but you just can't hide. Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (HEEq1) 351
Not sure what the name of it was. It was in Dupont Circle though.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (LIhNq) Maybe Bistro du Coin on Connecticut Avenue. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (LjimO) 352
What do you mean egg foo yung is not authentic?! Just put the brown gravy on my meat-filled omelet and serve it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (cI3Q7) 353
Steak and eggs here with hash browns. Posted by: Diogenes ----- *ponders chipped bowel of cold gruel* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (GBHAb) 354
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (LjimO)
Hubs just said the hotel son booked is in VA, so he should be good. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (KuT6N) 355
Steak and eggs here with hash browns.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (axyOa) Yum! Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (6nLoy) 356
Appeals court has overturned a lower court ruling that allowed MN ballots to be returned up to 8 days past Election Day. Must now be turned in by 8 pm Nov 3
Posted by: Jen the original at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (YG8XY) 357
Tony Bobu gone, huh
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (R3uW8) 358
NewsRaters
at_NewsRaters BREAKING NEWS: Several Queens Village residents in NYC are receiving pre-filled out ballots for at_JoeBiden and being told to just send them back to the Board of Elections. This is blatantly ILLEGAL https://bit.ly/2HE18tf Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (Do5/p) 359
And the French are about to start the crusade to take Europe back. Get your heads in the game
Posted by: ghost of kari There has been a definite change of tone. It seems the inability to ascertain motives and assign blame has disappeared. Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (v16oJ) 360
French food = bad Italian food but with nice sauces.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (oaWXk) 361
Mike Hammer, I bet you are a lot of fun to hang out with!
Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (6nLoy) 362
Hey everybody, how about an HQ zoom call? Lots of fun!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (MenFz) 363
Will the Muslims stay locked down?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (63Dwl) 364
Why didn't Interpol tell us about the shitty FBI CIA?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 08:40 PM (pB6Gt) 365
Italian, Greek, and Spanish food is much better than French, IMO.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (hGohp) Or you could just have some Sicilian cuisine and get all of it together. Now playing: "Whole Lotta Lovin'," Huey Lewis. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (2JVJo) 366
Why leave Paree when zere is so much to doo? You have got ze arty farty museums and ze moldy cheese!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs) 367
Made a batch of green chili. I missed out at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (0EM+d) 368
I just looked it up. Bistroit Du Coin
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:37 PM (LIhNq) Sorry, didn't see this before I typed #351 Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (LjimO) 369
> And the French are about to start the crusade to take Europe back.
The Poles have been at it for several years now. And now I feel the need to listen to Sabaton's "Winged Hussars" on YouTube. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (VikfB) 370
s I understand it, the roads between Paris proper and the slum cities
where they've got the Muzzies concentrated (I forget the term they use for those) all have very, very high concrete walls on either side, the better to funnel any encroaching mobs into a kill zone. Banlieus Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (v16oJ) 371
I wonder if Erdogan is stirring the pot a little. Turks and French have been a little hostile to each other lately.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (I58tH) 372
Those people are fleeing Paris because there have been multiple knife attacks and beheadings in the past week, with the global muslim population coming out and strongly declaring that they believe the French people deserve to be massacred
https://bit.ly/37SyVJH Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (Z4LGO) 373
Made a batch of green chili. I missed out at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (0EM+d) That stuff was GOOD, I'll say. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (Zz0t1) 374
251 Ladyl, Darlin, you feeling better?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (0EM+d) Yes, thank you, Ben Had! Did you get my email? Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (TdMsT) 375
Hey everybody, how about an HQ zoom call? Lots of fun!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin Aaaaaaaaand now I'm blind! Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (L2ZTs) 376
>>> I think Atlanta has the longest commutes in the country on average. Killer.
Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:35 PM (6nLoy) The home prices in the deep west suburbs were oh so nice. My wife fell in love with that big new house and I had to pry her away from it. Nice, small, friendly, and safe communities too. But my wife and I spent so much time driving back and forth I realized it wasn't worth it. I would revisit that now with more companies allowing telecommuting because of the chinese lung aids. One day in, four days at home. Might be perfect. Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (l6b3d) 377
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Steak and eggs here with hash browns. Posted by: Diogenes ----- *ponders chipped bowel of cold gruel* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (GBHAb) You get chipped bowel if the gruel is undercooked. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (nakwk) 378
349 HELLO HORDE
This traffic jam is because shit is about to pop off between the invading muslim horde and the local French population (or what's left of it). Have you not seen this stuff? This teacher was beheaded by the FATHER of one of his students, for showing a picture of muhammad to his class NSFW: https://bit.ly/3oHyW9a That's his head This is islam More attacks have followed: https://reut.rs/2TFuKsc And the French are about to start the crusade to take Europe back. Get your heads in the game Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (Z4LGO) *************** No, it's the rush home before Macron's idiotic lockdown and curfew comes into effect at midnight. Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (oaWXk) 379
> *ponders chipped bowel of cold gruel*
Damn, dude. I've heard of implanting those things in your arm or neck, but in your bowel? Was an alien involved? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (VikfB) 380
You get chipped bowel if the gruel is undercooked. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (nakwk) The ANUS!?!?? Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1) 381
351 Not sure what the name of it was. It was in Dupont Circle though.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:36 PM (LIhNq) Maybe Bistro du Coin on Connecticut Avenue. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (LjimO) That was it! Friendly staff and good drinks. Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (LIhNq) 382
"Hey this looks like an awesome idea!!"
- Gov Newsom Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs) 383
Viva la Frances...... Welcome to Blow Jiden's America ...........
Posted by: James at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (nOJDr) 384
Those people are fleeing Paris because there have been multiple knife attacks and beheadings in the past week, with the global muslim population coming out and strongly declaring that they believe the French people deserve to be massacred
https://bit.ly/37SyVJH Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (Z4LGO) Retreat! Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (hGohp) 385
372 Those people are fleeing Paris because there have been multiple knife attacks and beheadings in the past week, with the global muslim population coming out and strongly declaring that they believe the French people deserve to be massacred
https://bit.ly/37SyVJH Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (Z4LGO) So, wait. You are saying Paris has already fallen!?! Again!??! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (cI3Q7) 386
Hi MP4! Son nixed his trip to Boston and is now on his way to DC instead.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:22 PM (KuT6N) Just a suggestion: I assume he's coming from Washington State but I recommend he stay in MD or VA and travel into DC for sightseeing. Posted by: Vendette Yes, listen to Vendette Whats his budget like. Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (Xih1H) 387
> Hey everybody, how about an HQ zoom call? Lots of fun!
> Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin You gotta wonder how many "send direct to voicemail" filters that guy is in now. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (VikfB) 388
This traffic jam is because shit is about to pop off between the
invading muslim horde and the local French population (or what's left of it). I guess the idea not to let the nasty goatfuckers into their country in the first place never occurred to them. That could've been avoided. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (HaL55) 389
367 Made a batch of green chili. I missed out at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (0EM+d) That was AMAZING stuff! I could eat that by the gallon! Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (nakwk) 390
249 "Miss me yet, mon freres?
Posted by: Charles Martel" If the schools in France are as bad as here in the States most of them don't even know who you were. Sad. Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 08:29 PM (gLRfa) Most of my own countrymen have never heard of me. Posted by: Frederic Bastiat at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (3DJkT) 391
And the French are about to start the crusade to take Europe back. Get your heads in the game.
I'll call horse-shit. They're about to take Europe back like Oregon is going to take Portland back. Or Washington is going to take Seattle back. I could go on an on. You get my point. Those who would have such a notion would have to fire upon the gendarmes still maintaining the status quo. That ain't going to happen. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (92ruB) 392
It's almost as if people don't like to be locked up, especially for absurd reasons!
Posted by: pookysgirl knows stuff at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (XKZwp) 393
French Invasion II: Beaucoup Of Blues
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs) 394
So Macron does have gonads. He's still not very alpha, but this is a start.
Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (6nLoy) 395
Ladyl, I did and the update also.
I'm thinking now that you are a crack shot I need to get you riding a horse. Spring in Texas with guns'nhorses. Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (0EM+d) 396
That was AMAZING stuff! I could eat that by the gallon! Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (nakwk) Oh. That was YOU...... *taps foot* Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (Zz0t1) 397
I need the optimism of Dave in Fla.
My nerves are a mess. Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (+YYKs) 398
Looking at that video, I expect the Martian Tripods to start stalking the streets and vaporizing whole blocks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (V2Yro) 399
I have a M76, an old French police 357, I wonder if there is a database of s/n to know if mine was used in Algeria
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (Xih1H) 400
345 > Evergreen comment for French roads.
As I understand it, the roads between Paris proper and the slum cities where they've got the Muzzies concentrated (I forget the term they use for those) all have very, very high concrete walls on either side, the better to funnel any encroaching mobs into a kill zone. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (VikfB) ********************* Maybe it's about time they tested that plan then, eh? Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (oaWXk) 401
Whats his budget like.
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (Xih1H) I think he's pretty flush. He just got a couple of quarterly bonuses plus a raise. And he's not paying for the flights. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KuT6N) 402
For those who thought it impossible for DiBlasio to become even more hated, he is threatening to block the sale of the NY Mets. AOC and her buddies are trying to use the sale as a chance to blackmail the billionaire prospective buyer. They want money for their "community organizations", the same groups putting AOC in 14,0000 dollar suits, I would bet.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (MenFz) 403
When I visited Paris I was left unimpressed with the entrees. The pastries, however, were amazing. Even the kiosks in the airport were le bomb.
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (Izzlo) 404
394 So Macron does have gonads. He's still not very alpha, but this is a start.
Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (6nLoy) Before we start calling an Ox a Bull, let's see him actually do something first. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (cI3Q7) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (kgXbV) 406
You gotta wonder how many "send direct to voicemail" filters that guy is in now. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (VikfB) You just KNOW his Skype avatar is the head of a cock. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (Zz0t1) 407
French Invasion II: Beaucoup Of Blues
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs) That was a great Ringo Starr album. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (2JVJo) 408
Made a batch of green chili. I missed out at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (0EM+d) Well, it's not like we had nothing to eat at the MoMee! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (2C38g) 409
Insom, I just happen to have a way to send you some.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (0EM+d) 410
389 367 Made a batch of green chili. I missed out at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:41 PM (0EM+d) That was AMAZING stuff! I could eat that by the gallon! Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (nakwk) Truth. Not spicy like the chili I make (sans carrots), but DAMN good. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (3DJkT) 411
M73
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (Xih1H) Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (0hjgv) 413
The peaceful protesters in Philly were targeting white reporters. I'm sure the MFM will let us know that's Russian disinformation. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (EUE+z) 414
Mary, I knew it was an album title for somebody :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 08:47 PM (L2ZTs) 415
Imbeciles should be forced to stay there. Force them to suck it down, every hateful inch of their stupid choices
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI) 416
You would think - as many times as the French have had to get their asses out of Paris while the getting was good - that they'd be better at it. Alas - no.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 08:48 PM (92ruB) 417
How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Pareeeeee?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 08:48 PM (63Dwl) 418
Alors! I am not supposed to suffer the consequences of my imbecilic voting!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 08:48 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:48 PM (Z4LGO) 420
As in That's Sirap. So they're all leaving. Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (0hjgv) It even sounds French. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1) 421
Insom, I just happen to have a way to send you some.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (0EM+d) UPS ? Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq) 422
They're fleeing the city before the next round of literal "confinement" to their apartments begins.
*** Yep we're going to fight the virus with lockdowns - after everyone scatters to the countryside. Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 08:48 PM (qlFIA) 423
397 I need the optimism of Dave in Fla.
My nerves are a mess. Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (+YYKs) It's understandable, we have the entire MSM, the Deep State, and the Democrats jointly working a Psy-Ops campaign against all of us, and that's a lot of pressure! And ordinary civilians like us aren't used to be attacked this way, why would we? But recognize that our enemies are TRYING HARD to do this to you, and me, and all of us, and they gotta be pretty scared to go to that much effort. and remember - they're not as strong as they think they are. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (V2Yro) 424
Macron has closed the border to Malaysia, hasn't he?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc) 425
whoops, didn't mean to share that link twice
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (Z4LGO) 426
The peaceful protesters in Philly were targeting white reporters. I'm sure the MFM will let us know that's Russian disinformation. Posted by: TheQuietMan Don't you just love that white privilege? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (63Dwl) 427
Hrothgar, I owe you a lengthy email. 3 pages of Thank You takes along time to type.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (0EM+d) 428
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The peaceful protesters in Philly were targeting white reporters. I'm sure the MFM will let us know that's Russian disinformation. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (EUE+z) Crowder had a correspondent there last night who got punched in the face. He toured a looted shopping center this morning. Every store had been broken into except for the Lowes - you know, where you can get things to help you lead a productive life, unlike the Sneaker Villa next door. Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (Izzlo) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (oVJmc) 430
When you were a child you were a treated kind but you were never brought up right
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys but still you cried all night Your mother who neglected you owes a million dollars tax And your father's still perfecting ways of making sealing wax You better stop, look around Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes Here comes your Covid/Muzzie Lockdown Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (3P/5p) 431
And the French are about to start the crusade to take Europe back. Get your heads in the game Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (Z4LGO) So the next surrender is pending? I'll believe this when those cheese eating surrender monkeys take back Vietnam. Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs) 432
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You get chipped bowel if the gruel is undercooked. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (nakwk) The ANUS!?!?? Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (Zz0t1) Prepare it. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (nakwk) 433
Those people are fleeing Paris because there have been multiple knife attacks and beheadings in the past week, with the global muslim population coming out and strongly declaring that they believe the French people deserve to be massacred
- Pew polled Muslims around the world a few years ago (during Obama's first term IIRC) and the vast majority stated that sharia should be the law of the land and death to unbelievers. The numbers in the various countries STARTED at 50% and went up from there. Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (9nwlC) 434
No, it's the rush home before Macron's idiotic lockdown and curfew comes into effect at midnight.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM (oaWXk) No sweetie, that's the government's spin on why the French population is fleeing the city. In reality it's the pronounced uptick in terror attacks. Vive la France. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (Z4LGO) 435
Lockdown theater. A stupid show for an ignorant audience, it will run longer than Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. And everyone is required to attend.
Meanwhile, viruses go where they please. Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (XpDOS) 436
I think he's pretty flush. He just got a couple of quarterly bonuses plus a raise. And he's not paying for the flights.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KuT6N) If he's going into DCA there are plenty of hotels nearby to choose from, the fanciest being the Ritz at Pentagon City. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (LjimO) 437
Oh man do I ever feel bad for the rural people of France. Their lives are about to get worse forever. Can you imagine if all the city dickweeds in the US suddenly showed up and were all "guess what guys... we faggots are here for the foreseeable future, and BTW we already bought your town, so get out?" Nightmare. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 08:51 PM (XJipD) 438
I hope those French drivers are not using their "country" horns in the city. Because that would be just...wrong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 08:51 PM (QVwWn) Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 08:51 PM (pB6Gt) 440
I think he's pretty flush. He just got a couple of quarterly bonuses plus a raise. And he's not paying for the flights.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KuT6N) If he's going into DCA there are plenty of hotels nearby to choose from, the fanciest being the Ritz at Pentagon City. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (LjimO) There are also a number of boutique hotels in Old Town Alexandria. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:51 PM (LjimO) 441
The peaceful protesters in Philly were targeting white reporters. I'm sure the MFM will let us know that's Russian disinformation.
Posted by: TheQuietMan I thought being a Democrat meant you were exempt from being a target. That's for Republicans and old people. Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:51 PM (6nLoy) 442
388 This traffic jam is because shit is about to pop off between the
invading muslim horde and the local French population (or what's left of it). I guess the idea not to let the nasty goatfuckers into their country in the first place never occurred to them. That could've been avoided. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (HaL55) The French should heed the words of their National Anthem, "La Marseillaise." Below are the first stanza, the chorus, and the last stanza... Arise, children of the Fatherland, The day of glory has arrived! Against us, tyranny's Bloody standard is raised, (repeat) Do you hear, in the countryside, The roar of those ferocious soldiers? They're coming right into your arms To cut the throats of your sons, your women! To arms, citizens, Form your battalions, Let's march, let's march! Let an impure blood Water our furrows! Sacred love of the Fatherland, Lead, support our avenging arms Liberty, cherished Liberty, Fight with thy defenders! (repeat) Under our flags may victory Hurry to thy manly accents, So that thy expiring enemies See thy triumph and our glory! Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (AMIL/) Posted by: clutch at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (9UmRs) 444
175 Mark Morgan, acting CBP director was banned from Twitter today.
His crime? He said "Walls work." When he complained, Twitter's response was that the Tweet violated their rules therefore they will not overturn the decision. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 08:21 PM (3P/5p t 1. Twitter calls an all-employee meeting at HQ. 2. Chain the doors. 3. Burn it to the ground. 4. Go to any Progda HQ 5. Repeat Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (sy5kK) 445
392 It's almost as if people don't like to be locked up, especially for absurd reasons!
Posted by: pookysgirl knows stuff at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (XKZwp) Hey there! How are things going? Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (nakwk) 446
I guess the idea not to let the nasty goatfuckers into their country in the first place never occurred to them. That could've been avoided.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (HaL55) This was the result of having a presence in North Africa in countries like Algeria, Tunisia and Morocco and granting expedited citizenship to migrants when things were less insane. Posted by: Captain Hate at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (y7DUB) 447
Damn, dude. I've heard of implanting those things in your arm or neck, but in your bowel?
Was an alien involved? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:42 PM We're implanters, not proctologist's, Rodrigo! Posted by: Area 51 undocumented residents at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (S+wgl) 448
I'll believe this when those cheese eating surrender monkeys take back Vietnam.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs) Ever read Streets Without Joy ? I did as a young 'un. It didn't help my blind faith in officers during my hitch, I can tell you that. It should be required reading for any military that wants to win. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (92ruB) 449
Sponge, we are definitely going to see you before the next MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (0EM+d) 450
Look at the chaos Trump is causing due to his handling of the coronavirus!
Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (vMCab) 451
Macron has closed the border to Malaysia, hasn't he?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc) No more malaise ? Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq) 452
This was the result of having a presence in North Africa in countries like Algeria, Tunisia and Morocco and granting expedited citizenship to migrants when things were less insane.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (y7DUB) Result= things get insane. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (cI3Q7) Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (0hjgv) 454
The French don't spice up their offal enough.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (yQpMk) 455
409 Insom, I just happen to have a way to send you some.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (0EM+d) Oh...that'd be fantastic. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (nakwk) 456
>>> As I understand it, the roads between Paris proper and the slum cities where they've got the Muzzies concentrated (I forget the term they use for those) all have very, very high concrete walls on either side, the better to funnel any encroaching mobs into a kill zone.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (VikfB) No way could that fail! Posted by: Maginot Line at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (l6b3d) 457
162 France has 35,835 deaths linked to Covid-19, Texas about the same size 18,162
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 08:16 PM (OjZpE) Trump killed the people in France too. Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 08:20 PM (17HgP) Didn't you hear? It's actually all our faults people are dead because we don't wear masks like the totalitarians demand. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (vMCab) 458
Sponge, we are definitely going to see you before the next MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (0EM+d) Yes. Yes you are. My friend too. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (Zz0t1) 459
Can you imagine if all the city dickweeds in the US suddenly showed up and were all "guess what guys... we faggots are here for the foreseeable future, and BTW we already bought your town, so get out?" Nightmare. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice That's happening now in slow(er) motion. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 08:54 PM (YqDXo) 461
Every store had been broken into except for the Lowes -
- hahaha That's because they target lowesevery day of the year. Not too long ago I was in one near Charlotte and the door alarm went off. None of the staff so much as blinked. The lady who was helping me said policy is to let the thieves run but stop paying customers and check receipts in order to keep up appearances. Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 08:54 PM (9nwlC) 462
Heh. I wish the hearse driver had dash cam footage posted somewhere.
https://twitter.com/KamVTV/status /1321902646706528256 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 29, 2020 08:54 PM (8C7+r) 463
451 Macron has closed the border to Malaysia, hasn't he?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc) No more malaise ? Posted by: runner at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq) Hellmann's > Duke's Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:54 PM (nakwk) Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:54 PM (6nLoy) 465
clutch, green chiles and tomatillo plus a lot of extras.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (0EM+d) 466
The French should heed the words of their National Anthem, "La Marseillaise."
Below are the first stanza, the chorus, and the last stanza... That's very inspiring. I'm surprised it hasn't been #Kancelled yet. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (HaL55) 467
That's happening now in slow(er) motion. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (63Dwl) ------ Indeed. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (XJipD) 468
As I understand it, the roads between Paris proper and the slum cities where they've got the Muzzies concentrated (I forget the term they use for those) all have very, very high concrete walls on either side, the better to funnel any encroaching mobs into a kill zone.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2020 08:38 PM (VikfB) Banlieus. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (YqDXo) 469
The timing for the re-lockdowns in Europe and Aus was just too perfect. I think it was done so that our Fake News here could say the rest of the world is bracing for a resurgence except the USA and it's all Trump's fault and he's making people go vote in person! Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (kgXbV) Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (KuT6N) 471
So the next surrender is pending?
I'll believe this when those cheese eating surrender monkeys take back Vietnam. Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs) I mean, you could take a look in the mirror at what you just said. The engineered destruction, the root and branch annihilation of Christendom and European identity by the marxists in charge of the EU and the US deep state through demographic erasure, proceeds apace. The French are beginning to steel themselves to fight. You could root for them. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (Z4LGO) 472
A Flippity Fish commercial on Tucker? LOL
I guess the advertiser boycott is working. One of the most watched shows on cable and Flippity Fish just got a spot for a steal. Posted by: IrishEi at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (sGotD) 473
Heh. I wish the hearse driver had dash cam footage posted somewhere.
https://twitter.com/KamVTV/status /1321902646706528256 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 29, 2020 08:54 PM (8C7+r) The Biden Bus was in Ft. Worth earlier today and it was surrounded by Trump supporters with flags and signs and escorted out of town. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (Zz0t1) 474
The French should heed the words of their National Anthem, "La Marseillaise."
Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (AMIL/) The French of 2020 need a new national anthem. "Runaway" by Jefferson Starship comes to mind. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (Z+IKu) 475
Sponge, we have got to get him a nic.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (0EM+d) 476
Jefferson Co Colorado issues new Public Health Order 20-009
limits outdoor events to 75 people, indoor events to 25 people prohibits spectators at all high school sports events prohibits spectators at adult recreational and league sports prohibits the sale of alcohol after 10pm Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (iTXRQ) 477
What's annoying is we're all (rightfully) talking about Biden when Harris - with zero challenge, vetting, or accountability - is really going to be the president. It may not materially be different from Biden or any other Democrat but it's still annoying. That hag.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (OZ/ka) 478
"The peaceful protesters in Philly were targeting white reporters. I'm
sure the MFM will let us know that's Russian disinformation. Posted by: TheQuietMan " No, more likely MSM will blame it on Trump unleashing hate on the fake news. (just like when leftists attack Jews, still Trumps fault) Posted by: Ripley at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (PTDkx) 479
France's approach to their colonies was also different - at times certain ones became more a part of the homeland, had parliamentary representation, etc. Immigration from those places was the early immigration, and it was substantial.
UK has had a similar thing with Commonwealth nations having had immigration to the UK for some time. In neither case was the volume, or nature, of the immigration really of the sort that changed the metropole. Later stuff - yeah, different. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (OTzUX) 480
Crowder had a correspondent there last night who got punched in the face. He toured a looted shopping center this morning. Every store had been broken into except for the Lowes - you know, where you can get things to help you lead a productive life, unlike the Sneaker Villa next door.
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (Izzlo) You don't need Lowes if you live in a mudhut. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (YqDXo) 481
The Proctologist's Friend is not as useful as the Bar Keeper's.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (cI3Q7) 482
I think it was done so that our Fake News here could say the rest of the world is bracing for a resurgence except the USA and it's all Trump's fault and he's making people go vote in person!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (kgXbV) Psy Ops. Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (6nLoy) 483
452 This was the result of having a presence in North Africa in countries like Algeria, Tunisia and Morocco and granting expedited citizenship to migrants when things were less insane.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (y7DUB) Result= things get insane. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (cI3Q7) General Salan did nothing wrong Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (Izzlo) 484
Went to Paris 25 years ago. Got off plane, had a grand mal. Best feeling I ever had being carried on stretcher looking up at lights of Paris. Beautiful city. Hope plenty of citizens were able to leave before the lockdown.
Posted by: Baldy at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (OLCH5) 485
The peaceful protesters in Philly were targeting white reporters. I'm sure the MFM will let us know that's Russian disinformation.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 08:46 PM (EUE+z) I'm glad I saw Independence Hall, the Liberty Bell and the Franklin house when I did. You couldn't get me to go back to Filthadelphia at the point of a gun. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (2JVJo) 486
475 Sponge, we have got to get him a nic.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (0EM+d) SpongeBuddy? Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (nakwk) 487
Terrorism works, I see.
Paris is in a panic. And all it took was a few murders, not an elaborate plan to hijack planes or to build WMD's. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:09 PM (kgXbV) Covis is a weapon of mass deception. Not unlike the media. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (QVwWn) 488
I'll promote it again just because probably fewer people know about it. Look for John Taffer's podcast on your podcast app. He interviewed Trump today for about 15-20 minutes talking about the hospitality industry and what's being done now and post-election plans.
Taffer wanted a phone/skype interview and instead got a face to face. He had also contacted the Biden campaign to get an interview and ask the same stuff. They never responded to him. So go check it out if you want to hear a Trump interview you probably won't hear much of. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (vMCab) 489
I think it was done so that our Fake News here could say the rest of the world is bracing for a resurgence except the USA and it's all Trump's fault and he's making people go vote in person!
I stood in a line of well over 200 people this morning, easy, and it took an hour to get in and vote. If people are voting early, it isn't 'fear of crowds.' Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (oVJmc) 490
Can you imagine if all the city dickweeds in the US suddenly showed up and were all "guess what guys... we faggots are here for the foreseeable future, and BTW we already bought your town, so get out?"
- (looks at Raleigh, Cary, Asheville, Charlotte, Black Mountain, Morganton, Statesville, Sparta, etc. etc.) Yep. I can sort of imagine what that must be like. Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (9nwlC) 491
Hrothgar, I owe you a lengthy email. 3 pages of Thank You takes along time to type.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:49 PM (0EM+d) For you, dear Ben Had, I have infinite patience! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (2C38g) 492
Hellmann's > Duke's Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:54 PM (nakwk) Bring out the Hellmann's, bring out the best. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (Zz0t1) 493
Ever read Streets Without Joy ? I did as a young 'un. It didn't help my blind faith in officers during my hitch, I can tell you that. It should be required reading for any military that wants to win. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (92ruB) We'd have never been in Vietnam if Woodrow Fucking Wilson had given Giap (spelling?) an audience and helped him throw out the French Colonials that were fucking the natives up the buttholio Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (VcFUs) 494
Sponge, we have got to get him a nic.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (0EM+d) Thought he had one? Or maybe that was another demilurker. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx) 495
Not too long ago I was in one near Charlotte and the door alarm went off. None of the staff so much as blinked. The lady who was helping me said policy is to let the thieves run but stop paying customers and check receipts in order to keep up appearances.
"So I can just run out with this mitre saw and you won't do shit?" Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (2JVJo) 496
Hi! Jordan61, hugs to you and Hubby.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (0EM+d) 497
220,000 deaths seems like a lot until you realize you don't care, because people die all the time. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (0jBRT) 498
SpongeBuddy? Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (nakwk) LMFAO! He's got a couple in mind, just have to get him in front of a computer with some time to get acclimated. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (Zz0t1) 499
When I visited Paris I was left unimpressed with the entrees. The pastries, however, were amazing. Even the kiosks in the airport were le bomb.
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (Izzlo) Pastries, "Oui!" Prawns with the heads still attached, "Non!" Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (5FCda) 500
I guess the idea not to let the nasty goatfuckers into their country in the first place never occurred to them. That could've been avoided.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 08:44 PM (HaL55) Yeah, just like we could have just chosen not to let the welfare state runaway, or just decided to stop illegal immigration, or how we should have just not let Obama hamstring and corrupt the US intelligence sector. Stupid fucking fat Americans. Is this the fucking horde? Am I on the wrong site? Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (Z4LGO) 501
The peaceful protesters in Philly were targeting white reporters. I'm sure the MFM will let us know that's Russian disinformation.
Posted by: TheQuietMan White supemacists targeting white reporters? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (YqDXo) 502
You couldn't get me to go back to Filthadelphia at the point of a gun.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (2JVJo) Heh, that's what hubs calls it. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (KuT6N) 503
Thought he had one? Or maybe that was another demilurker. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx) Is that different from a semilurker? Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (nakwk) 504
Come on, CO, and NV, and NM.
Go for spectacular draconian idiotic C19 crap now, in time for pi**ed off voters to punish you on Tuesday. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (OTzUX) 505
Basically, the Godly choice is to vote for the rapist because the orangeman makes boastful tweets and his policies probably kill more people than abortion:
https://tinyurl.com/y2zp3bkp Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (u610O) 506
Looks like a scene from a Godzilla movie, where everyone is trying to get out of Tokyo before one or more of the kaiju arrive.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (ch6++) Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (KZzsI) 509
Is that different from a semilurker?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (nakwk) More hit dice. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (t+qrx) 510
Whats his budget like.
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 08:43 PM (Xih1H) I think he's pretty flush. He just got a couple of quarterly bonuses plus a raise. And he's not paying for the flights. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KuT6N) Ok, if he's escorting a female friend: Morrison House, Alexandria If hes wants convenient RC, Pentagon City. The Marriott in Crystal City are meh and same price. The Hilton on King St in Alexandria is also good. Everyone talks about the Key Bridge Marriott, i think it sucks. At super reasonable rate are hotels at the further metro stops - Eisenhower Ave, Dunn Loring, etc. I dont go to Maryland with a contractual obligation, so I'm not an authority on that side. Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (Xih1H) 511
Jefferson Co Colorado issues new Public Health Order 20-009
limits outdoor events to 75 people, indoor events to 25 people prohibits spectators at all high school sports events prohibits spectators at adult recreational and league sports prohibits the sale of alcohol after 10pm Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (iTXRQ) And requires citizens to say "thank you sir, may I have another?" whenever confronted by government functionaries. Don't forget that provision. Posted by: Huck Follywood, you can't do that here at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (MenFz) 512
220,000 deaths seems like a lot until you realize you don't care, because people die all the time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (0jBRT) Or when you realize it's a completely made up number. Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (OZ/ka) 513
495 Not too long ago I was in one near Charlotte and the door alarm went off. None of the staff so much as blinked. The lady who was helping me said policy is to let the thieves run but stop paying customers and check receipts in order to keep up appearances.
"So I can just run out with this mitre saw and you won't do shit?" Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (2JVJo) I'd catch the guy and nail his sac to the floor with a nail gun. Then give him a utility knife ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (9nwlC) 515
Basically, the Godly choice is to vote for the rapist because the orangeman makes boastful tweets and his policies probably kill more people than abortion
John Piper should know better and that's awfully stupid. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: jsg at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (0hjgv) 517
It's Caturday?
Posted by: ALH at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (6nLoy) 518
They might have shot their wad early about 200,000 deaths. It's kind of old news at this point. People vote on new news.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (OZ/ka) 519
Sponge, we are definitely going to see you before the next MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:52 PM (0EM+d) Yes. Yes you are. My friend too. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 08:53 PM (Zz0t1) Ben Had gets to say hello to your little friend? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (2JVJo) 520
The timing for the re-lockdowns in Europe and Aus was just too perfect.
I think it was done so that our Fake News here could say the rest of the world is bracing for a resurgence except the USA and it's all Trump's fault and he's making people go vote in person! Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (kgXbV) if so, what an own goal! France is destroying itself and sinking into total chaos tonight, and the Government seems powerless to do anything about it. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (V2Yro) 521
prohibits the sale of alcohol after 10pm
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (iTXRQ) You can get Flu Manchu if you buy booze after 10pm? What if you're in line at 9:59pm and they ring you up at 10. Will you drop dead at the counter? Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (EUE+z) 522
250K people die yearly in the US from medical mistakes
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (R3uW8) 523
So Tucker had ads for cheap products like Flippity Fish for $19.99?
He has huge ratings but has to have low ad revenue. Fox will find a way to ease him out after election. Plug in an O'Reilly-like blowhard. Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (JuJ9P) 524
220,000 deaths seems like a lot until you realize you don't care, because people die all the time. These are 220,000 people moved from the cancer, flu, and pneumonia columns to the 'Covid' column. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (oVJmc) 525
You could root for them. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (Z4LGO) I do root for them. I want them to be successful. That would mean we don't have to go over there and bail them out a 3rd time. Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (VcFUs) 526
Hi! Jordan61, hugs to you and Hubby.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:58 PM (0EM+d) Hi Ben Had! We're already looking forward to next year! Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (KuT6N) 527
508 The French of 2020 need a new national anthem.
Cheap Trick: "Surrender" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (KZzsI) Really good place for Arkansas Biden Baby to pop his head up. Mommy's all right Daddy's all right They just seem a little weird Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E) 528
I'd love to know how much they spend on the bullsh*t security nonsense, btw. The door monitors, tags on saws and tools, etc. I'm sure it's required by insurance, but I bet it's hundreds of millions of dollars each year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (9nwlC) 529
Ben Had gets to say hello to your little friend? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (2JVJo) We're not doing phrasing anymore? Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (Zz0t1) 530
If Paree is so gay, why aren't more escapees riding Vespas?
Posted by: Philosomoron at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (S+wgl) 531
98% of TV commercials have a black person in it now . Not only do non-Americans think the population of blacks in America is 35 to 40% , I think Americans probably think it's at least 25% now.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq) 532
I noticed Gutfeld as some pretty high end sponsors now...Lexus for example. Explains why his show has gone downhill
Posted by: Big Fag Meanie at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (1z7Xm) 533
220,000 deaths seems like a lot until you realize you don't care, because people die all the time.
Almost eight thousand a day on average. Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (yQpMk) 534
Ben Had {{hugs}}
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (ptqGC) 535
Another great show by Tucker. I gotta say though I gotta get me one of them there flippity fishes.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (nxdel) 536
And the scaremongering about COVID-19 continues, now via college football.
For those who do not know, Trevor Lawrence is the top-rated player in college football, QB for the #1 ranked team in college football. And, OMG!, he "tested positive"! Which means pretty much... nothing. Not even a COVID-19 case with no symptoms. But, of course, the freakout happens and he won't play this week. Trevor Lawrence positive for COVID-19, will miss Boston College-Clemson 8:53 PM ET Clemson Tigers quarterback Trevor Lawrence has tested positive for COVID-19 and will miss Saturday's game against Boston College according to multiple sources with knowledge of the situation. Mike Garafolo of the NFL Network was the first to report the test result. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (Do5/p) 537
Taffer had a really good interview on Dave Rubin several months ago. He was talking about how restaurants and bars come back from the Wuflu. He said the high end places would have the hardest time, due to their customer base. I'll have to find his interview of the President.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq) 538
466 The French should heed the words of their National Anthem, "La Marseillaise."
Below are the first stanza, the chorus, and the last stanza... That's very inspiring. I'm surprised it hasn't been #Kancelled yet. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (HaL55) Here's a good performance of it (yutube video) https://tinyurl.com/pey3w2s Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (AMIL/) 539
I'm still wanting to see the total deaths in 2020 versus the last 5 years through October.
Anyone got those numbers? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (0jBRT) 540
Mommy's all right
Daddy's all right They just seem a little weird Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E) The dream police. Can't get em outta my head...... Hey....did you see my comment last night? Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (Zz0t1) 541
The French of 2020 need a new national anthem.
"Runaway" by Jefferson Starship comes to mind. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (Z+IKu) Or "Run Runaway" by Slade Or "Runaway" by Del Shannon. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (2JVJo) 542
Cool, thank you!
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (KuT6N) Even if someone recommends it, do not stay anywhere at National Harbor on the MD side of the Potomac; it's got a bunch of hotels and restaurants but in terms of getting into DC and other tourist attractions you might as well be on a deserted island. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (LjimO) 543
The cars? Jeebers, imagine a Renault turning into a Gremlin. Cold comfort.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2020 08:14 PM (bk3Sg) That would be a step up in the world. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (QVwWn) 544
220,000 deaths seems like a lot until you realize you don't care, because people die all the time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger Or when you realize it's a completely made up number. Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (OZ/ka) Everybody has seen the reports that deaths were overcounted, that motorcycle accident deaths were classified as covid deaths because the suspect was positive on autopsy (or so they claimed!) and the left just forgets it as soon as they see it. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (Z4LGO) 545
So Tucker had ads for cheap products like Flippity Fish for $19.99?
He has huge ratings but has to have low ad revenue. Fox will find a way to ease him out after election. Plug in an O'Reilly-like blowhard. Posted by: JM in Florida Gloria Allred: "I have a client named L.L. Fauntleroy who claims Tucker Carlson soiled his dickie!!" Posted by: qdpsteve at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs) 546
540 Hey....did you see my comment last night?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (Zz0t1) I saw some of your comments last night, but from your question, I guess I didn't see the one you're asking about. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (R3uW8) 548
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (Xih1H)
Thank you! Hubs is tracking the flight, it should be landing any minute. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (KuT6N) 549
8:53 PM ET Clemson Tigers quarterback Trevor Lawrence has tested positive for COVID-19 and will miss Saturday's game against Boston College according to multiple sources with knowledge of the situation. Mike Garafolo of the NFL Network was the first to report the test result. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (Do5/p) He just needs 3 negative tests in a row. They did the same thing to Nick Saban. HE'S GOT COVID!!!!! 3 tests 2 days later, he's back on the sidelines. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (Zz0t1) 550
The French are beginning to steel themselves to fight. You could root for them.
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:55 PM (Z4LGO) You keep saying shit like that. You're obviously rooting - and that's fine. But what, exactly, will they fight with ? They've bitched and moaned and politicked and nudged and pleaded to make sure they have nothing but the ends of broken wine bottles. They're not the only ones to do so, of course. The Aussies say Hi. And if things get too sporty, the French Gendarmes will move in and protect the muzzies. So, again, where exactly will the schwerpunkt of this great rebirth of Charles Martel occur ? And with what ? Wheels of cheese ? A few fine paintings ? More importantly - tell me how the French police and military will support such an uprising - instead of squashing it. My questions are important. Because the answers there pertain to here. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (92ruB) 551
How do curfews fight the virus? They only come out after 9?
Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (HwiWi) 552
That should raise his draft stock because he'll be immune
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (Xih1H) 553
521 prohibits the sale of alcohol after 10pm
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (iTXRQ) You can get Flu Manchu if you buy booze after 10pm? What if you're in line at 9:59pm and they ring you up at 10. Will you drop dead at the counter? Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (EUE+z) Just ask Governor of Ohio the tyrannical gnome dickhead DeWine. Alcohol sales have been banned after 10 pm for months and it sure has slowed down the spread. Covid is a night time party animal you know. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (vMCab) 554
I bought one of the flippity fishes for the cat.
She was unimpressed. Pawed at it a couple times then walked away. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (cF8AT) 555
I do root for them. I want them to be successful. That would mean we don't have to go over there and bail them out a 3rd time.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 09:00 PM (VcFUs) Fair enough. I just hope there's a Paris to go save when the time comes (because it likely will come to that). Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (Z4LGO) 556
395 Ladyl, I did and the update also.
I'm thinking now that you are a crack shot I need to get you riding a horse. Spring in Texas with guns'nhorses. Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (0EM+d) Ben Had--that sounds like Heaven. Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT) 557
We plan to make the TXMoMe next year, but I have to plan something for coastal GA/SC.
Our fat assed mask mandate mayor needs to STFU before he completely kills tourism here. Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (ptqGC) 558
The French of 2020 need a new national anthem.
"Runaway" by Jefferson Starship comes to mind. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 08:56 PM (Z+IKu) Or "Run Runaway" by Slade Or "Runaway" by Del Shannon. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing "Run, Red, Run" by the Coasters Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (arJlL) 559
Not only do non-Americans think the population of blacks in America is 35 to 40% , I think Americans probably think it's at least 25% now.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq) ..... If we could get Americans thinking they constituted 52% of the population, it would appear to us that their percentage of murders was commensurate with their percentage of the population. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (0jBRT) 560
"Ranked Choice Voting" is a question on my state ballot, this year, and probably on your's, too. It means the end of elections. Democrats will win every election in the future. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (kgXbV) 561
After this article was published, John Piper tweeted, "The article we posted today explains why I won't be voting for Biden or Trump. That choice to 'write in' is relatively unimportant. But the reasoning really matters."
Piper is decent as a theologian but thinks with his emotions way too much. This happens a lot with the very erudite and learned though (not that I count him in that category, he's more a capable scholar): they are great in one area and incompetent outside that field, easily swayed and often foolish. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (KZzsI) 562
537 Taffer had a really good interview on Dave Rubin several months ago. He was talking about how restaurants and bars come back from the Wuflu. He said the high end places would have the hardest time, due to their customer base. I'll have to find his interview of the President.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq) I think I've seen some of that. My wife and I were just talking, the regular grocery stores seem to be getting back to normal traffic. But she went to a new Natural Grocers, appeals to the Health Food and Granola crowd, new store - and she said there was only one other customer in the whole store while she was there. They're really big about Masks and Distancing, and I suspect that they have successfully scared almost all of their enviro customer base away. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (V2Yro) 563
556 395 Ladyl, I did and the update also.
I'm thinking now that you are a crack shot I need to get you riding a horse. Spring in Texas with guns'nhorses. Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (0EM+d) Ben Had--that sounds like Heaven. Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT) That's hawt! {{{Ladyl}}} Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (nakwk) 564
I'd catch the guy and nail his sac to the floor with a nail gun.
Then give him a utility knife ... Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (YqDXo) That's just plain wrong. Why give him something sonsharp to cut with. Steel wool is the right choice here. Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (YxoM9) 565
@joshdcaplan 40s
FOX29: Philadelphia firefighters union votes to uphold endorsement of President Trump Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (cF8AT) 566
Below are the first stanza, the chorus, and the last stanza...
Arise, children of the Fatherland, The day of glory has arrived! Against us, tyranny's Bloody standard is raised, (repeat) Do you hear, in the countryside, The roar of those ferocious soldiers? They're coming right into your arms To cut the throats of your sons, your women! To arms, citizens, Form your battalions, Let's march, let's march! Let an impure blood Water our furrows! Sacred love of the Fatherland, Lead, support our avenging arms Liberty, cherished Liberty, Fight with thy defenders! (repeat) Under our flags may victory Hurry to thy manly accents, So that thy expiring enemies See thy triumph and our glory! They sing a good fight. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (YqDXo) 567
I think there is a fair amount of gun ownership in France. "Military " calibers are highly regulated but there are plenty of shotguns and rifles.
Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (HwiWi) 568
539 I'm still wanting to see the total deaths in 2020 versus the last 5 years through October.
Anyone got those numbers? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (0jBRT) Hell, how about 2019-2020 flu season deaths. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (vMCab) 569
I saw some of your comments last night, but from your question, I guess I didn't see the one you're asking about. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (dOV9E) I owe you an apology. I know I met you at the TxMoMe, but for some reason, you said your nick and I thought you were saying mine, so I just dismissed it. I must've come off as extremely rude and for that, I apologize. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (Zz0t1) 570
So the county issues this order banning indoor/outdoor groups- like, say, going to the polls to vote- just days before Election Day
hmmm Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (iTXRQ) 571
I bought one of the flippity fishes for the cat.
She was unimpressed. Pawed at it a couple times then walked away. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (cF8AT) To be fair, that sounds like literally anything you could buy a cat. Get her a bread tie or a milk jug ring. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (t+qrx) 572
That's just plain wrong. Why give him something sonsharp to cut with. Steel wool is the right choice here.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (YxoM9) I didn't specify it was sharp. I'd give him one with an old rusty nicked and dull blade in it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (YqDXo) 573
The safest place to be from COVID is in a left wing riot before curfew.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (OZ/ka) 574
98% of TV commercials have a black person in it now . Not only do non-Americans think the population of blacks in America is 35 to 40% , I think Americans probably think it's at least 25% now.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq) Yup....I was gonna order a pizza the other night but I didn't have a black guy, an asian lady, an eskimo and a guy of indiscriminate heritage sitting on my couch like on the TV commercial so I passed. What ya gonna do..... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (Z+IKu) 575
220,000 deaths seems like a lot until you realize you don't care, because people die all the time.
Over 300,000 dead from abortion so far just this year. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (KZzsI) 576
How do curfews fight the virus? They only come out after 9?
Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (HwiWi) Flu Manchu is a real night owl. If you buy booze after a certain hour it's certain death. Looting booze or looting anything is different though. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (EUE+z) 577
I posted this on the last thread well past n double o d like a dummy:
So, I was wondering why there aren't people shouting when the camera is on them "Biden's a Crook"? Oh, I remember, there are no, absolutely no, public events now. No place a camera could catch a bunch of people shaming the "news". No sports, festivals, concerts, nothing. Outside of Trump's rallies. So, this whole mask shit, quarantine, spike in testing, is just another way we've been muzzled. There are no public forums now. Gone. They've shut everything down with a wave of their hands. Just like that. The only approved public speach is hatred against western civilization and incitement toward violence. That's allowed. This was not done overnight but carefully planned and scripted for months (or years?) towards this crescendo of silence the week before the election. That's one reason they're confident. They've carried out their plan. Will it work, I don't know. More on their confidence: I also think the left's technocrat masters believe they've developed the ability to determine a future outcome based upon their social media data plus search stats. Heinlen foundation like, ... they think. They've communicated that to their DNC pawns and that's also why the Ds are confident. They think we've become good little deterministic proles. I'm hoping we get to shove some stochastic humility up their asses. Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (l6b3d) 578
If you're thinking well, Ranked Choice Voting will help Republicans in red states, I think you're wrong. Democrats know how to game this Rank Choice system very well. They'll just load the field with Democrats. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (kgXbV) 579
540 Hey....did you see my comment last night?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (Zz0t1) Oh, so that's what the kids are calling it now. Posted by: Stonn at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (1Zv40) 580
Is this the fucking horde? Am I on the wrong site?
I didn't vote for any of that any more than I voted to have my career destroyed by NAFTA. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (HaL55) 581
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He just needs 3 negative tests in a row. They did the same thing to Nick Saban. HE'S GOT COVID!!!!! 3 tests 2 days later, he's back on the sidelines. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM My guess is they use this the weekend before the election to scare everyone. With everyone on every college football broadcast this weekend FREAKING OUT about COVID-19 based on Lawrence's "positive test". Because Boston College sucks. But he'll be back no problem for the game next week, after the election, against #4 Notre Dame. I wonder if Trevor Lawrence knows he's being used in the coup attempt against Trump. Because that is all this is. Just another card they are playing to keep the freakout going. The rules set forth by the ACC's Medical Advisory Group require anyone testing positive for COVID-19 to isolate for at least 10 days after the test before returning to practice, assuming they are no longer showing symptoms. That would also put Lawrence at risk for missing the Nov. 7 showdown with No. 4 Notre Dame. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (Do5/p) 582
If we could get Americans thinking they constituted 52% of the population, it would appear to us that their percentage of murders was commensurate with their percentage of the population.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (0jBRT) Sadly true. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 09:07 PM (YqDXo) 583
Oh, to be in Paris right now would be heavenly. Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 29, 2020 09:07 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 09:07 PM (XbH2s) Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 09:07 PM (JKNZq) 586
Bitter, I believe one can find ACM (All Cause Mortality) stats on the CDC website (or NHCS), not sure if broken out by month, but probably doable.
I have waded deep into the blizzard of data and such the last few months, but mostly let others do the work, so I have not kept track of original data sources. But on "220K", short answer: there's no doubt that number needs to be adjusted downward significantly, for a number of reasons, not all of them unique to this particular situation, but some very much so. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:07 PM (OTzUX) 587
569 I owe you an apology. I know I met you at the TxMoMe, but for some reason, you said your nick and I thought you were saying mine, so I just dismissed it.
I must've come off as extremely rude and for that, I apologize. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (Zz0t1) Ah! Well, thank you. Not a problem. I had to explain the distinction to some other people too. I didn't take you as rude, I just figured we didn't click somehow. It happens. Glad to know it was not that. Already forgotten. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E) 588
I bought one of the flippity fishes for the cat.
She was unimpressed. Pawed at it a couple times then walked away. Posted by: Tami Try one of these https://tinyurl.com/y3jvhws6 Posted by: Ron "Miklos" Popeil at October 29, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ) 589
The rules set forth by the ACC's Medical Advisory Group require anyone testing positive for COVID-19 to isolate for at least 10 days after the test before returning to practice, assuming they are no longer showing symptoms. That would also put Lawrence at risk for missing the Nov. 7 showdown with No. 4 Notre Dame.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (Do5/p) No longer showing symptoms. I'm betting he's not showing symptoms NOW...... Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:08 PM (Zz0t1) 590
Yeah, just like we could have just chosen not to let the welfare state runaway, or just decided to stop illegal immigration, or how we should have just not let Obama hamstring and corrupt the US intelligence sector.
Stupid fucking fat Americans. Is this the fucking horde? Am I on the wrong site? Posted by: ghost of kari at ----------> you wake up one day and the country you grew up in is gone and there're armed leftists outside your house telling you "silence is violence" and they want to bury you and your family alive. and you wonder, gee, how did this happen. Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 09:08 PM (zzdt2) 591
Woman in the grocery store today was coughing her face off and sneezing. No covering her mouth at all because she had her magic safety gag on. So gross.
This is probably the second worst thing about masks - the way it makes idiots think they're immune from normal human behavior. Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (OZ/ka) 592
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 08:59 PM (Xih1H)
Thank you! Hubs is tracking the flight, it should be landing any minute. Posted by: Jordan61 Ok, didn't know he was already in the air. I remember when my Mom used to tra k my flights ... Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (Xih1H) 593
Some more music - in 1961, Bobby Darin and Johnny Mercer recorded an album, Two of a Kind, with orchestrations by legendary arranger Billy May. It's one of those albums that makes you smile, because you can tell the two singers had a blast making it.
Here's the title track: https://tinyurl.com/yyahx6mg Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (2JVJo) 594
She was unimpressed. Pawed at it a couple times then walked away.
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (cF8AT) lol! Smart cat. I was sitting here watching the commercial and wondering just what the hell I was seeing. I thought it was a parody at first. Stupidest thing I've ever seen. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (nxdel) 595
You keep saying shit like that.
... My questions are important. Because the answers there pertain to here. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (92ruB) I mean, that's the only time I've said that at all, but I'm glad you're getting the thrust of things. I don't know what the French plan is. I'm just rooting, as you pointed out. Try and imagine what you'd do. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (Z4LGO) 596
Ah! Well, thank you. Not a problem. I had to explain the distinction to some other people too. I didn't take you as rude, I just figured we didn't click somehow. It happens. Glad to know it was not that. Already forgotten. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E) Excellent. Next year will be different. I promise. It was just bothering me this week and wanted to make sure I mentioned it. Not my intention, at all. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (Zz0t1) 597
And if things get too sporty, the French Gendarmes will move in and protect the muzzies. So, again, where exactly will the schwerpunkt of this great rebirth of Charles Martel occur ? And with what ? Wheels of cheese ? A few fine paintings ? More importantly - tell me how the French police and military will support such an uprising - instead of squashing it. My questions are important. Because the answers there pertain to here. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (92ruB) ------ I always point out Romania in December of 1989, here. They were less able to fight back than French people, or anyone, really. They blew apart the decades-old existing order in their country in eleven days. Now, that isn't really characteristic of how things usually work, but it happens. You never know when an iron fist will just crumble when confronted with popular unrest. Lest we forget, it also happened once in France itself. The results were less-than-optimal, but it happened. Man plans, G-d laughs. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (XJipD) 598
Now the left has switched to " you must go out and vote on election day!"
Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (HwiWi) 599
I bought one of the flippity fishes for the cat.
She was unimpressed. Pawed at it a couple times then walked away. Posted by: Tami Try one of these https://tinyurl.com/y3jvhws6 Posted by: Ron "Miklos" Popeil at October 29, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ) Oh! Or a LICKI brush. Doesn't that look like fun? https://pdxpetdesign.com/licki/ Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx) 600
Jane, please take care of yourself. I will be in touch about your endeavor. Hugs to you all and extra one for my nephew. I have a new friend I love for him to share.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (0EM+d) 601
of course, the frogs and the rest of the asshole europa have somehow created a new morality around mass immigration...and suppressing speech opposing mass immigration. And they chose to let in the people who most of their old battlements were built to keep out. weird.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (zzdt2) 602
If you're thinking well, Ranked Choice Voting will help Republicans in red states, I think you're wrong. Democrats know how to game this Rank Choice system very well. They'll just load the field with Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:06 PM (kgXbV) I oppose ANY change in voting whatsoever, because only those changes that favor the Reds will ever get implemented. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (YqDXo) 603
{{{Insom}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (TdMsT) 604
559 Not only do non-Americans think the population of blacks in America is 35 to 40% , I think Americans probably think it's at least 25% now.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq) ..... If we could get Americans thinking they constituted 52% of the population, it would appear to us that their percentage of murders was commensurate with their percentage of the population. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (0jBRT) /sarc Maybe we could get the Fish and Wildlife Department to start tagging them so we can trace the genetic bloodlines of the endangered species. You know. Live trap some and put them in safe enclosures and breed them with superior mates so the children grow up strong. After all, they are getting murderd at wholesale rates. Pretty soon, none will be left. Inner city ghetos will be deserted and empty of life. White people everywhere will wonder aloud, 'where all the black people at?' \sarc Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (VcFUs) 605
In terms of anecdotal tea leaves, a black Democrat Flint MI council member, and Phila firefighters, endorsing Trump, are not negatives.
The "anecdata" reservation applies, but recall that anecdata, when it fits and confirms an overall logical pattern, takes on more meaning. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:11 PM (OTzUX) 606
https://tinyurl.com/y3jvhws6
Posted by: Ron "Miklos" Popeil at October 29, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ) Oh! Or a LICKI brush. Doesn't that look like fun? https://pdxpetdesign.com/licki/ Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx) That's really fucking weird. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:11 PM (nakwk) 607
I posted this on the wrong thread because of course I did...
Tucker on... UPS found 'flash drive' on the floor by an employee who picked it up and put it on a supervisors desk....but they don't say how any of this happened. They've been on the phone with UPS all day about this. They wanted to see the package to understand how this happened... UPS: 'sorry, we threw it away.'. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 08:32 PM (cF8AT) UPS has just confirmed IC/FBI/DHS intercept. I have had a package 'lost'. Message was box was found empty at some point during shipment. I highly doubt that this was due to a visual inspection but from weighing the package at each transfer point. I doubt the scale used in the automated processing would pick up the loss of a thumbdrive from packaging. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 09:11 PM (/Dgcm) 608
They will never let us get back to "normal" . They hate normalcy. They want people scared and powerless. Literally powerless if they can manage it, no electricity...
Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (HwiWi) 609
I disfavor any voting system where they take votes, put them into an algorithm and tell you who the winner is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (u610O) 610
Four and a half month old Biscuit gets his new 6 w. o. baby brother Butter next Friday.
Should be nerve-wracking (for me) fun. Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC) 611
Pants-shitting has become the new normal!
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (EgshT) 612
If we could get Americans thinking they constituted 52% of the population, it would appear to us that their percentage of murders was commensurate with their percentage of the population.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (0jBRT) By coincidence I was watching The First 48 when I wrote that post. 99% of the murders being investigated committed by..... Senseless, stupid , unnecessary murders. Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (2DOZq) 613
To be fair, that sounds like literally anything you could buy a cat.
Get her a bread tie or a milk jug ring. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (t+qrx) Right? I gave her the plastic lid to her treat container. She played with that more than that damn fish. I buy her tons of stuff that she seldom likes. Why I keep doing that, no one knows. lol. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (cF8AT) 614
220,000 deaths seems like a lot until you realize you don't care, because people die all the time.
Over 300,000 dead from abortion so far just this year. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Oct --------->we're Americans, we're not allowed to talk like adults. This is the problem...I was watching the new Superstore and it's a hilarious recount of 2020...and you get the idea that most politicians have no ballzack to actually take the risk to admit people are going to die and we need to get on with life. Instead, we'll keep up airlock procedures for a decade. Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (zzdt2) 615
We finally got a decent afternoon weather wise, so I FINALLY got to drain and clean the tanks in the camper from the MoMe.
Just in time for the possible freeze warning tonight. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1) 616
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And if things get too sporty, the French Gendarmes will move in and protect the muzzies. So, again, where exactly will the schwerpunkt of this great rebirth of Charles Martel occur ? And with what ? Wheels of cheese ? A few fine paintings ? More importantly - tell me how the French police and military will support such an uprising - instead of squashing it. My questions are important. Because the answers there pertain to here. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (92ruB) ------ I always point out Romania in December of 1989, here. They were less able to fight back than French people, or anyone, really. They blew apart the decades-old existing order in their country in eleven days. Now, that isn't really characteristic of how things usually work, but it happens. You never know when an iron fist will just crumble when confronted with popular unrest. Lest we forget, it also happened once in France itself. The results were less-than-optimal, but it happened. Man plans, G-d laughs. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (XJipD) Once? It's happened several times, and several more times that almost overthrew their government. Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo) 617
440 I think he's pretty flush. He just got a couple of quarterly bonuses plus a raise. And he's not paying for the flights.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (KuT6N) If he's going into DCA there are plenty of hotels nearby to choose from, the fanciest being the Ritz at Pentagon City. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:50 PM (LjimO) There are also a number of boutique hotels in Old Town Alexandria. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 08:51 PM (LjimO) I got a good deal a few years ago on a hotel right near the ATF headquarters. Bonus was there was a ...what is it in DC, not subway, but whatever...station on the same block about half way down the street. Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (Ojki1) 618
Ok, didn't know he was already in the air. I remember when my Mom used to tra k my flights ...
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (Xih1H) LOL, hubs is obsessive about it! Son never plans these things, if he has a day off he looks at available flights and just takes off somewhere. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (KuT6N) 619
Piper is the kind of worthless holier than thou fuckhead that allows himself to get so caught up in his own self pontificating bullshit that he forgets that the #1 Rule is to defend the lives of the people who depend on you, and to do whatever it takes to do that. And all his other philosophizing and Hamlet level soliloquies are nothing but bullshit next to that.
All I will ever remember about Piper is that he is a man who can never, and should never be trusted in any kind of real fight. A worthless man, a coward, and a traitor. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (V2Yro) 620
I'm thinking now that you are a crack shot I need to get you riding a horse. Spring in Texas with guns'nhorses.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (0EM+d) Ben Had--that sounds like Heaven. Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT) Next up: TXMoMee 2021, features Ladyl shooting distance targets while riding a horse! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g) 621
I'm thinking now that you are a crack shot I need to get you riding a horse. Spring in Texas with guns'nhorses.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 08:45 PM (0EM+d) I can ride. A bit. The only thing I've ever shot is vodka. This Yankee has got to get himself to a Texas MoMe. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2JVJo) 622
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx)
That's really fucking weird. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:11 PM (nakwk) Owning that calls for a visit to a facility...... Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1) 623
I don't know what the French plan is. I'm just rooting, as you pointed out. Try and imagine what you'd do.
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (Z4LGO) If they need small arms - I'm looking at a few I'll send. Not a problem. I'm just not real excited about their chances. I'm a realistic vigilante like that. They'll have to show sterner stuff before I bet the French to win. In all fairness, most of the US will have to do the same. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (92ruB) 624
"....", it's worse than that.
Coughing through a mask is a pretty likely way to "nebulize", or render into an aerosol, any droplets, and with them, any virions, making them more likely to encounter another person, and easier to inhale more deeply, which may affect infection or severity thereof. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (OTzUX) 625
Bitter, I believe one can find ACM (All Cause Mortality) stats on the CDC website (or NHCS), not sure if broken out by month, but probably doable.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:07 PM (OTzUX) I saw the CDC put out some release about "excess deaths during the period of March through....." versus last year. I started cursing loudly. Stop cherry-picking the f*cking data. How many people died in 2019? How many have died in 2020? I'll do the f*cking analysis. Just release the f*cking numbers. If they are up, it was bad. If they are the same, f*ck right off. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (0jBRT) 626
Society has become risk averse to the point of insanity.
Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (HwiWi) 627
He just needs 3 negative tests in a row. They did the same thing to Nick Saban. HE'S GOT COVID!!!!! 3 tests 2 days later, he's back on the sidelines.
Yeah well, Jaylen Waddle is out for the rest of the season. Shit happens. Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (yQpMk) 628
Oh! Or a LICKI brush. Doesn't that look like fun?
https://pdxpetdesign.com/licki/ Posted by: hogmartin Spinoff from a MeatLab tenderizing experiment gone horribly, but amusingly wrong? Posted by: Patented Miklos at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (QzkSJ) 629
Next up: TXMoMee 2021, features Ladyl shooting distance targets while riding a horse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g) That would be epic! Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (3DJkT) 630
I'm still wanting to see the total deaths in 2020 versus the last 5 years through October.
Anyone got those numbers? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 09:02 PM (0jBRT) CDC Vital Statistics. Google is your friend. They'll have all the data, you just may have to parse it yourself. Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (/Dgcm) 631
Jane, please take care of yourself. I will be in touch about your endeavor. Hugs to you all and extra one for my nephew. I have a new friend I love for him to share.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (0EM+d) Thanks, darlin'. I'm not going to plan anything too big to start. D'oh Boy said he can set up a shooting range at his friend's farm. So there will be that. Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (ptqGC) 632
The Iron Law of Felines - Cats will enjoy the box more than they will enjoy any toy you buy for them.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (LeVIn) 633
"Ranked Choice Voting" is a question on my state ballot, this year, and probably on your's, too.
It means the end of elections. Democrats will win every election in the future. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (kgXbV) It is here in Maskachusetts. I'm voting for it. The bastards who live here need it shoved down their throats good and hard. Now playing: "You Won't See Me," Dar Williams. Not the best Beatle cover, not the worst. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:15 PM (2JVJo) 634
Try one of these
https://tinyurl.com/y3jvhws6 Posted by: Ron "Miklos" Popeil at October 29, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ) She'd freak! I bought my new grandbaby a talking Elmo toy that lifts a blanket up to play hide and seek. I wanted to make sure it worked, so I turned it on. The cat stared at it for a few moments, then went and hid around the corner. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:15 PM (cF8AT) 635
btw, a lobo is a wolf. So Sheriff Lobo was Sheriff Wolf. In the olden days, someone might've called you a lobo. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:15 PM (kgXbV) 636
This Yankee has got to get himself to a Texas MoMe.
You absolutely MUST go next year! I'm sure many here would love to meet you. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:15 PM (nxdel) 637
Instead, we'll keep up airlock procedures for a decade.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (zzdt2) Come on man, our noble politicians are just trying to return us to the normal state of immortality! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:15 PM (2C38g) 638
I just figured we didn't click somehow. It happens.
Posted by: Splunge ---- This is about me, isn't it??? ***runs away sobbing*** Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 09:15 PM (UUBmN) 639
Senseless, stupid , unnecessary murders.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (2DOZq) I had to stop watching that show because it depressed the hell out of me. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (KuT6N) 640
The only thing I've ever shot is vodka.
This Yankee has got to get himself to a Texas MoMe. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2JVJo) Oh, we've got to make this happen...... Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (TdMsT) 642
632 The Iron Law of Felines - Cats will enjoy the box more than they will enjoy any toy you buy for them.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (LeVIn) Also a common phenomenon with kids under the age of four or so. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (nakwk) 643
I get this sense of forebodng when we all get relaxed about clicking on zombie's nic.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (OssQ4) 644
My hash is quite excitable today.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (LeVIn) 645
Oh! Or a LICKI brush. Doesn't that look like fun?
https://pdxpetdesign.com/licki/ Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx) That's really fucking weird. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:11 PM (nakwk) I'm going to find an asteroid to end this fucking planet. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (9Om/r) 646
625 Bitter, I believe one can find ACM (All Cause Mortality) stats on the CDC website (or NHCS), not sure if broken out by month, but probably doable.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:07 PM (OTzUX) I saw the CDC put out some release about "excess deaths during the period of March through....." versus last year. I started cursing loudly. Stop cherry-picking the f*cking data. How many people died in 2019? How many have died in 2020? I'll do the f*cking analysis. Just release the f*cking numbers. If they are up, it was bad. If they are the same, f*ck right off. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (0jBRT) I'd really actually want more than just the previous years. Maybe 5 years of data just so you have an idea of how much variance there can be year to year. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (vMCab) 647
Next up: TXMoMee 2021, features Ladyl shooting distance targets while riding a horse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g) Lady Godiva style? Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (Ojki1) 648
638 I just figured we didn't click somehow. It happens.
Posted by: Splunge ---- This is about me, isn't it??? ***runs away sobbing*** Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 09:15 PM (UUBmN) Oh sure, you've just GOT to make it all about you... Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (nakwk) 649
I'm curious. Between the No(?)Va Mome, and the TxMoMe, which had more:
1. Shootin' 2. Eatin' 3. Drinkin' Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (uy0w8) 650
lin-duh, to know you is to love you.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (0EM+d) 651
My hash is quite excitable today. Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (LeVIn) I always think of bread... Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (kgXbV) Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1) 653
I'm going to find an asteroid to end this fucking planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (9Om/r) If I knew that's all it took for you to go do that, I'd have posted that earlier. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (t+qrx) 654
Was their jousting at he TXMOME? I mean horses, lances...seems right.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (7Y5nA) 655
The only thing I've ever shot is vodka.
This Yankee has got to get himself to a Texas MoMe. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect There's two kinds of Yankees.... Posted by: Miklos Mason-Dixon at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ) 656
Once? It's happened several times, and several more times that almost overthrew their government. Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (Izzlo) ------- Yeah, but I'm talking about the time a bunch of illiterate, angry, pantsless savages overthrew the richest and most well-established and arguably most powerful monarchy in the world, in a fast-moving and very surreal disaster scenario. The odds for sanscullotes in the face of Bourbon might were pretty dismal, absent hindsight. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (XJipD) 657
this virus just claimed another life
A young lady I've known for - wow probably ten years now- she is the sweetest girl - my daughter's sport, a goalie and I always love the goalies the best she got a great commit to a California school and was very happy that school is locked down due to COVID, and now is cutting her sport, so she came home (had to) and does her classes remotely and was coaching a little bit for her old club and she committed suicide the other day I can't. This is brutal. A wonderful young lady, always positive, talented, a bright future. and the reaction to COVID took it all away. even my kids, they are hanging in, but they say "remember when we used to have things to look forward to?" because you don't do that now. no vacations no plans just pray that that fucking asshole Wolf doesn't shut us down godDAMN it! Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3) 658
If I knew that's all it took for you to go do that, I'd have posted that earlier. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (t+qrx) Shit. We've been calling for SMOD for the last 8 years or so. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1) 659
I get this sense of forebodng when we all get relaxed about clicking on zombie's nic.
I was thinking about just going ahead and buying Miss Trump 2020 Flag a house. Maybe being cordial after the painful separation. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (92ruB) 660
I'm going to find an asteroid to end this fucking planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (9Om/r) Hurry, please. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (KuT6N) 661
Jordan61,
If your son is going sightseeing in DC, and he has any interest in aircraft or spacecraft, I suggest telling him to go to the National Air and Space Museum. No musty old paintings and statues there! Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (AMIL/) 662
My hash is quite excitable today.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (LeVIn) That's a great one, I gotta say. Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (OssQ4) 663
I doubt the scale used in the automated processing would pick up the loss of a thumbdrive from packaging. The question is, if this evidence was digital, why ship it at all? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (oVJmc) 664
643 I get this sense of forebodng when we all get relaxed about clicking on zombie's nic.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (OssQ4) Yes. One day soon, Morons will click Zombie's link and there will wailing and lamenting and calls for eye bleach. Zombie is a master troll. We're all hooked and cannot look away. Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (VcFUs) 665
I got a good deal a few years ago on a hotel right
near the ATF headquarters. Bonus was there was a ...what is it in DC, not subway, but whatever...station on the same block about half way down the street. Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (Ojki1) Metro, and the station was likely Gallaudet, which it's named after a nearby university for the deaf in DC. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (LjimO) 666
Next up: TXMoMee 2021, features Ladyl shooting distance targets while riding a horse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g) They actually have a real competition for that. Well with a six shooter. Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (2DOZq) 667
Coughing through a mask is a pretty likely way to "nebulize", or render into an aerosol, any droplets, and with them, any virions, making them more likely to encounter another person, and easier to inhale more deeply, which may affect infection or severity thereof.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (OTzUX) Thanks. Ugh. Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (OZ/ka) 668
Ah! Well, thank you. Not a problem. I had to explain the distinction to some other people too. I didn't take you as rude, I just figured we didn't click somehow. It happens. Glad to know it was not that. Already forgotten.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E) I remember both of you, because I kept trying to figure out which was which! But one of you was driving that hot looking challenger. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (2C38g) 670
>>> https://pdxpetdesign.com/licki/
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx) That's really fucking weird. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:11 PM (nakwk) Anyone remember the rubber nipple salesmen episode of Ren & Stimpy? They're talking to the horse guy, Mr. horse guy whips out his walrus to show the guys. The walrus whispers to R&S "call the police". <-- That's every cat's response to what's going on in that advertisement link. Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (l6b3d) 671
Oh sure, you've just GOT to make it all about you...
Posted by: Insomniac --- Hey! Outta my spotlight... Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (UUBmN) 672
647 Next up: TXMoMee 2021, features Ladyl sh
Booting distance targets while riding a horse! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g) Lady Godiva style? Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (Ojki1) But of course... Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (TdMsT) 673
Next up: TXMoMee 2021, features Ladyl shooting distance targets while riding a horse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g) The targets will be riding horses? Kinda cruel. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (NgKpN) 674
If your son is going sightseeing in DC, and he has
any interest in aircraft or spacecraft, I suggest telling him to go to the National Air and Space Museum. No musty old paintings and statues there! Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (AMIL/) It's closed for a massive renovation. The one near Dulles is better, anyway. Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (LjimO) 675
I remember both of you, because I kept trying to figure out which was which! But one of you was driving that hot looking challenger. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (V2Yro) Well, that was NOT me as I was the guy that hitched a ride and attached my camper to it. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (Zz0t1) 676
The question is, if this evidence was digital, why ship it at all?
-0---> probably password protected by someone who didn't want to share pw? Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (zzdt2) 677
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3)
That's horrible. Utterly horrible. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (nakwk) 678
"Ranked Choice Voting" is a question on my state ballot, this year, and probably on your's, too.
It means the end of elections. Democrats will win every election in the future. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:04 PM (kgXbV) It is here in Maskachusetts. I'm voting for it. The bastards who live here need it shoved down their throats good and hard. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:15 PM (2JVJo) Dude YOU LIVE HERE. So do I! I swear Massachusetts Republicans are pure masochists. Ya like Baker? I bet you work for him, don't you! It will 100% pass, because the mailers for it had a smiling black woman on them and it said "have more VOICE! " It did give me a revelation, though: there's no need to strip the franchise from women. They'll vote it away. They'll vote everyone else's right to vote away too, but people like you will say "hah! you're getting it shoved down your throat now!" as you enjoy having it shoved down your throat. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (Z4LGO) 679
608 They will never let us get back to "normal" . They hate normalcy. They want people scared and powerless. Literally powerless if they can manage it, no electricity...
Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (HwiWi) You'll learn to love my Green Nude Deal. You'll be able to go to bed so much earlier without all that light pollution. Posted by: AOC at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (Ojki1) 680
If your son is going sightseeing in DC, and he has any interest in aircraft or spacecraft, I suggest telling him to go to the National Air and Space Museum. No musty old paintings and statues there!
Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (AMIL/) Oh he would LOVE that. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (KuT6N) 681
Gotta love FuX. They're calling this year's election
DEMOCRACY 2020 Honestly they're just laughing at us. Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (OZ/ka) Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: bob frapples at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (hNjgQ) 684
645 Oh! Or a LICKI brush. Doesn't that look like fun?
https://pdxpetdesign.com/licki/ Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (t+qrx) That's really fucking weird. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:11 PM (nakwk) I'm going to find an asteroid to end this fucking planet. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (9Om/r) You think that's bad? Check out the photos people submitted of themselves using it. https://pdxpetdesign.com/wall-of-fame/ Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (Izzlo) 685
Speaking of mortality stats, Sweden on track to have one of its lowest mortality counts - ever. September was the lowest number since stats have been kept since mid-1800s.
I think for the last 20 years, this year will end up middle or lower range for all-cause mortality in Sweden. Of course, this just can't be, as they did minimal things to "fight" the virus (my favorite idiotic phrase of 2020, so so much error and misleading meaning embedded in that phrase). Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (OTzUX) 686
godDAMN it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3) Dear Lord, I'm so sorry. Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (ptqGC) 687
660 I'm going to find an asteroid to end this fucking planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (9Om/r) Stand in line, friend! Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (TdMsT) 688
Swinging, not a fair question because TX is 2 1/2 days.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (0EM+d) 689
BlackOrchid, I am so sorry for your loss and I agree with your assessment of our wonderful governor.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (4q3U3) 690
I remember both of you, because I kept trying to figure out which was which!
Glad I wasn't the only one! Final night I finally had it figured out. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (nxdel) 691
Zombie is a master troll. We're all hooked and cannot look away.
Dude screwing an exhaust pipe. Can't unsee it. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (92ruB) 692
Gotta love FuX. They're calling this year's election
DEMOCRACY 2020 Honestly they're just laughing at us. Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (OZ/ka) Stop watching them. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (Zz0t1) 693
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:14 PM (OTzUX) yes, the droplets are much smaller, stay in the air longer so carry farther. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (7Y5nA) 694
I heard that!
Who said "Just like 1940?" If no one confesses, or tells on the culprit, the entire class will lose a month's cheese coupons! Posted by: Eeyore at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (7X3UV) 695
You think that's bad? Check out the photos people submitted of themselves using it. https://pdxpetdesign.com/wall-of-fame/ Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (Izzlo) These people need to be put on some kind of watchlist. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (nakwk) 696
655 The only thing I've ever shot is vodka.
This Yankee has got to get himself to a Texas MoMe. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect There's two kinds of Yankees.... Posted by: Miklos Mason-Dixon at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ) the ones ya shoot and the ones you miss? Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (NgKpN) 697
BlackOrchid.. my God. That's just horrible.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (nxdel) 698
this virus just claimed another life
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3) Could you give us her first name, please? Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (t+qrx) 699
I had to stop watching that show because it depressed the hell out of me.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:16 PM (KuT6N) I stopped for awhile for the same reason but every so often I'll tune in again. Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (2DOZq) 700
MP4-- you've got to come to Texas next year!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (TdMsT) 701
Huh. Why didn't the Founders think of Ranked Choice Voting?
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (OZ/ka) 702
680 If your son is going sightseeing in DC, and he has any interest in aircraft or spacecraft, I suggest telling him to go to the National Air and Space Museum. No musty old paintings and statues there!
Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (AMIL/) Oh he would LOVE that. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (KuT6N) Vendette posted this above It's closed for a massive renovation. The one near Dulles is better, anyway. Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (AMIL/) 703
672 647 Next up: TXMoMee 2021, features Ladyl sh
Booting distance targets while riding a horse! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g) Lady Godiva style? Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (Ojki1) But of course... Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (TdMsT) Well, this just got even more interesting... Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:23 PM (nakwk) 704
Could you give us her first name, please?
Zoe Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:23 PM (j9HX3) 705
Stop watching them.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (Zz0t1) YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:23 PM (KuT6N) 706
680 If your son is going sightseeing in DC, and he has any interest in aircraft or spacecraft, I suggest telling him to go to the National Air and Space Museum. No musty old paintings and statues there!
Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (AMIL/) Oh he would LOVE that. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (KuT6N) Unfortunately, it's closed because COVID. The Udvar-Hazy location at Dulles is half open, at least Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:23 PM (Izzlo) 707
The Israelites only had time to listen to un-Levined radio shows.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 29, 2020 09:23 PM (LeVIn) 708
In MA, "ranked choice voting" means MA never having another fake Republican governor, though! But seriously, we'll never again have a Republican governor if we pass Rank "Choice" Voting. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:23 PM (kgXbV) Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:23 PM (Zz0t1) 710
Swinging, not a fair question because TX is 2 1/2 days.
Posted by: Ben Had --- Wait! There was swinging at the TXMoMe??? I must have missed it... Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (UUBmN) 711
Stop watching them.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (Zz0t1) LOL it's a commercial. I haven't watched FOX voluntarily since they stopped Michelle Malkin from filling in for O'Reilly on Friday nights. So circa 2004. Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (OZ/ka) 712
That piper article was posted by a lefty "Christian" who said Piper formed his early beliefs. It is amazing how many Christians there are who are willing to overlook the murder on the left, but are hard stop on Trump because he is "boastful" and women, LGBTQ and black lives allies lives are "at stake" without ever being specific about what any of that means.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (u610O) 713
You think that's bad? Check out the photos people submitted of themselves using it.
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM No. Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (OssQ4) 714
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3)
Words here fail me, but prayers are up! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (2C38g) 715
Next up: TXMoMee 2021, features Ladyl shooting distance targets while riding a horse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (2C38g) Lady Godiva style? Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 09:17 PM (Ojki1) Lady Godiva: https://tinyurl.com/yxexoart Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (2JVJo) Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (t+qrx) 717
@678 What the hell? Is MA going to a parliamentary system?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (3DJkT) 718
>>> https://pdxpetdesign.com/wall-of-fame/
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (Izzlo) "s/f/sh/" There. I fixed their url. Posted by: banana Dream at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (l6b3d) 719
What does "Off sock!" mean?
Posted by: bob frapples at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (hNjgQ) 720
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3)
I'm sorry. Don't feel compelled to reply. That's pure shit. Wrong. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (92ruB) 721
ooh, new hash. *prances around showing it off*.
Beats the hell out of Judge Judy. Nexdel.. nextel.. wasn't that a phone? Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (nxdel) 722
for all the talk about horses at the MoMee - Jennifer is in charge of the horses, and Jennifer is a very serious Horsewoman. (her Trick Pony was amazing!) You don't have to talk to her much to realize that nobody is gonna mess around with Jennifer's horses.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (V2Yro) 723
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3)
I have no words........ Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:23 PM Same. Sorry, BlackOrchid. That is horrible news. Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (OssQ4) 724
That piper article was posted by a lefty "Christian" who said Piper formed his early beliefs. It is amazing how many Christians there are who are willing to overlook the murder on the left, but are hard stop on Trump because he is "boastful" and women, LGBTQ and black lives allies lives are "at stake" without ever being specific about what any of that means.
All the criticism of Trump is vague BS. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (oVJmc) 725
Black Orchid, between this farce of a pandemic and fake global warming hysteria, and all the -ists and -isms, young people today have no concept of hope or reality. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:26 PM (kgXbV) 726
nextel.. wasn't that a phone?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (nxdel) Yes. I believe they were first to market with the Push-to-Talk button for a 'walkie talkie' like experience. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:26 PM (Zz0t1) 727
By coincidence I was watching The First 48 when I wrote that post. 99% of the murders being investigated committed by.....
Senseless, stupid , unnecessary murders. Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM =============== I'm seriously surprised that show is still on the air, for that very reason. Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 29, 2020 09:26 PM (7RecJ) 728
719 What does "Off sock!" mean?
Posted by: bob frapples at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (hNjgQ) ---------- Say it three times in front of a mirror and you summon a demon. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 09:26 PM (wPVhA) 729
It's closed for a massive renovation. The one near Dulles is better, anyway.
Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (AMIL/) Are they making it the "Climate change and women, blacks, LGBTQ and muslims in aviation museum? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 09:26 PM (u610O) Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:26 PM (nxdel) 731
What does "Off sock!" mean?
Posted by: bob frapples at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (hNjgQ) Change your nick, post something, then forget to change it back to normal and post something else. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1) 732
And they chose to let in the people who most of their old battlements were built to keep out. weird.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 09:10 PM (zzdt2) It's almost like they stopped teaching history in France, too! Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (5FCda) 733
668 I remember both of you, because I kept trying to figure out which was which! But one of you was driving that hot looking challenger.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 09:19 PM (V2Yro) That was a rental (I've started using Enterprise exclusively, because they usually have Challengers for about the price of normal cars). You should see Mrs. Splunge's actual Challenger. It rocks. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (KuT6N) 735
Black Orchid, I stick pretty much to the first-order issues on all this - i.e. that "fighting a virus" is a foolish mistake to begin with, ineffective, and in this case completely indefensible, given the infection fatality rate we now know.
I don't get too much into the "soft" issues - the very real horrible issues about the costs of "fighting the virus". But suicides are a big part of that cost. As I said, don't track it that much, because WTF why are there *any* costs acceptable for "policies" that achieve nothing against a virus that will not destroy society - but many do. And the numbers, some harder than others, are large. @ethicalskeptic is a data guy who's generally unreadable but who's got a very good handle on the real numbers and how to look at them, and he's a pioneer in "lockdown death" estimates. His twatters, or website, recommended to those wanting to see these estimates in detail. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (OTzUX) 736
What does "Off sock!" mean?
Posted by: bob frapples at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (hNjgQ) "Socks" are fake names - well faker names. And sometimes they accidentally persist when you intend to post as your regular fake name. Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (OZ/ka) 737
726 nextel.. wasn't that a phone?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (nxdel) Yes. I believe they were first to market with the Push-to-Talk button for a 'walkie talkie' like experience. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:26 PM (Zz0t1) Phone carrier. Merged with/bought out by Sprint. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (vMCab) 738
Wait! There was swinging at the TXMoMe??? I must have missed it...
Well shit. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:26 PM (nxdel) My wife wasn't there, so thus ended my opportunity. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (Zz0t1) 739
I believe they were first to market with the Push-to-Talk button for a 'walkie talkie' like experience.
Thanks! See... I'm not as dumb as I look! Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (nxdel) Posted by: Miklos, honorary Mongol at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (QzkSJ) 741
"Coughing through a mask is a pretty likely way to "nebulize", or render into an aerosol, any droplets, and with them, any virions, making them more likely to encounter another person, and easier to inhale more deeply, which may affect infection or severity thereof."
For this sin of thoughtcrime, you must be escorted to the Ministry of Love. Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (XpDOS) 742
young people today have no concept of hope or reality.
we are literally sacrificing them even the misguided lefty ones they've been led there, by evil people they are all being ruined, hobbled, twisted I work so hard to protect mine but I'm *this* close to just bugging out to a tiny cabin in the woods with them Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (j9HX3) 743
BlackOrchid, What a terrible loss. Prayers for Zoe's family and for your family as well.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (0EM+d) 744
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3)
Oh, my God. People need to fucking swing for this. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (2JVJo) 745
So Joe told Oprah in a virtual event yesterday that Hunter "is the smartest guy I know."
Okay then. Oprah is a racist pig. Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Could Have Solved A Lot of Problems, Just Saying at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (OZ/ka) 747
Phone carrier. Merged with/bought out by Sprint. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (vMCab) Didn't they OEM their phones from Ericsson or something? Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (Zz0t1) 748
Sponge, Splunge.
Splunge, Sponge. Posted by: Could Have Solved A Lot of Problems, Just Saying at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (OZ/ka) Yeah. I might've been a little drunk at the time......but no excuse. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (Zz0t1) 749
What does "Off sock!" mean?
Posted by: bob frapples at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (hNjgQ) I've got photos. Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 29, 2020 09:29 PM (2N7oZ) 750
and she committed suicide the other day
--------- I have observations that involve lampposts, rope, and polticians. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 09:29 PM (wPVhA) 751
What does "Off sock!" mean?
Posted by: bob frapples at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (hNjgQ) You take it off when you are finished. Posted by: AF at October 29, 2020 09:29 PM (S8ePJ) 752
Off sock means the thread is getting old and starting to smell like someone took off their socks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 09:29 PM (u610O) 753
@678 What the hell? Is MA going to a parliamentary system? Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Probably. Like in Maine. A Republican WON a US House seat in 2018, but his victory was overturned by a court and handed to a Democrat who got LESS votes than him. Why? Ranked Choice Voting. The Democrats (plural) "outranked" the Republican in order of "choice" on the ballot. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:29 PM (kgXbV) 754
683 Don't lose your heads frogs....
Posted by: bob frapples at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (hNjgQ) That's basically my line. Posted by: Don Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez at October 29, 2020 09:29 PM (Ojki1) 755
144 " Probably a movie to be made there"
Well since it's French it will have to be about a man trying to get home to his wife from his mistress and his wife trying to get home to the husband from her boyfriend. Quel coincidence! They'll run into each other on the highway. Much hilarity ensues. Posted by: Tuna at October 29, 2020 08:18 PM (gLRfa) I would watch that movie... Posted by: Russkilitlover at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (99Nt9) 756
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Phone carrier. Merged with/bought out by Sprint. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 09:27 PM (vMCab) Didn't they OEM their phones from Ericsson or something? Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (Zz0t1) No clue. I just know my bit because Nextel was the sponsor of NASCARs main series. And they eventually changed to Sprint Cup Series because of the acquisition. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (vMCab) 757
A Republican WON a US House seat in 2018, but his victory was overturned by a court and handed to a Democrat who got LESS votes than him. Why? Ranked Choice Voting. The Democrats (plural) "outranked" the Republican in order of "choice" on the ballot.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:29 PM (kgXbV) Talk about making a way for your vote NOT to count...... Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (Zz0t1) 758
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (t+qrx)
You said something the other day about the babies growing up in a world of masks. I haven't been able to get that out of my head. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (KuT6N) 759
They'll vote everyone else's right to vote away too, but people like you will say "hah! you're getting it shoved down your throat now!" as you enjoy having it shoved down your throat.
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (Z4LGO) Lighten up, Francis. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (2JVJo) Posted by: Hunter B. at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (OssQ4) 761
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And if things get too sporty, the French Gendarmes will move in and protect the muzzies. So, again, where exactly will the schwerpunkt of this great rebirth of Charles Martel occur ? And with what ? Wheels of cheese ? A few fine paintings ? More importantly - tell me how the French police and military will support such an uprising - instead of squashing it. My questions are important. Because the answers there pertain to here. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:03 PM (92ruB) ------ I always point out Romania in December of 1989, here. They were less able to fight back than French people, or anyone, really. They blew apart the decades-old existing order in their country in eleven days. Now, that isn't really characteristic of how things usually work, but it happens. You never know when an iron fist will just crumble when confronted with popular unrest. Lest we forget, it also happened once in France itself. The results were less-than-optimal, but it happened. Man plans, G-d laughs. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 09:09 PM (XJipD) ******************* When that all kicked off in Romania, God it was over thirty years ago now. I was living in Wales and was just off work for the Xmas holidays and wasn't breally in the habit of keeping up with world events then, or news in general. As I was bored on my first day off already but 11 am I decided to take myself to a local pub. I walked in ana as it wasn't long opened there were only two punters in besides the barman. They were intently watching the TV in the corner and the screen was showing some war footage. Good stuff it looked too, the realism was top notch. "What film is this?" I asked the barman. I'm a bit of a war movie buff and couldn't remember ever seeing this one. "It's not a film, it's the news." he replied. We watched in silence for hours as the incredible coverage continued. All of us hoping, but not expecting, that the good guys would win. It was Sky news, which was pretty new at the time, and the first time I'd ever seen a 24hr news channel. I naively thought it a good idea at the time. And, Jesus, has that one come back to bite us all on the arse. Anyway a week (or a couple of days, I can't remember which) the good guys did win...sort of, well about as much we can realistically expect these days, and the vile Ceacescus got their long overdue just desserts in the back of a school playground. Crazy, heady times, the fall of communism. Something I never thought I'd ever live to see. Things would never be as batshit, pencils up the nose, wibble, crazy again. Hold on, I think 2020 is knocking at my door, I wonder what it wants to tell me? Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (oaWXk) 762
>> 744 Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3)
Oh, my God. People need to fucking swing for this. **** And we do not mean ballroom dancing. Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (XpDOS) 763
No clue. I just know my bit because Nextel was the sponsor of NASCARs main series. And they eventually changed to Sprint Cup Series because of the acquisition. Posted by: buzzion at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (vMCab) Yes. I remember "Get a fresh Kenseth!" and they PTT'd to the guy manning the storage container with Matt Kenseth's inside. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:31 PM (Zz0t1) 764
I can't imagine being young right now. I'd have been hard pressed not to kill someone.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 29, 2020 09:31 PM (LeVIn) 765
And they eventually changed to Sprint Cup Series because of the acquisition.
Posted by: buzzion Isn't the Sprint Cup one of those Waiter's Races? Posted by: Miklos, having spilled nary a drop (yet) at October 29, 2020 09:31 PM (QzkSJ) 766
719 What does "Off sock!" mean?
Posted by: bob frapples at October 29, 2020 09:25 PM (hNjgQ) ---------------------------- It's shorthand for "Official socks". Whenever someone says "Off sock!", everyone must put on their official Ace of Spades socks. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 29, 2020 09:32 PM (CAJOC) 767
657 godDAMN it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 29, 2020 09:18 PM (j9HX3) BlackOrchid, I'm really sorry. That completely sucks. I don't think the autocrats understand just how much time 7 months is when you're really young. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:32 PM (dOV9E) 768
BlackOrchid--I just saw your terrible news. No words. Just heartbreaking.
I will pray for all who knew her. Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:32 PM (TdMsT) 769
You said something the other day about the babies growing up in a world of masks. I haven't been able to get that out of my head.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (KuT6N) Well, it is not like part of early socialization for children is learning how to read facial expressions of people that are not in your immediate family! /s Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:32 PM (2C38g) 770
"We believe in sharing the love. That's why we built the LICKI Wall of Joyous Fame where you can peruse extraordinary cat-parents engaging in the mutually beneficial grooming ritual." -------- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait just a minute, here. I own a cat that I was led to believe was a fairly standard cat, and she doesn't do shit for anyone else's benefit. Only her benefit, such as she perceives it. Also, while I can see how this self-abasing display of animalistic subservience might please the cat, I don't see what benefit that I, as the LICKI brush buyer, would derive from it. Beyond placing myself in a subordinate position to a dumb animal, I would also be inviting gales of ridicule from cannier people on internet websites such as this one. Those sound like BAD things, not benefits. I'm beginning to doubt the accuracy of LICKI's ads. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 09:33 PM (XJipD) 771
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You think that's bad? Check out the photos people submitted of themselves using it. https://pdxpetdesign.com/wall-of-fame/ Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:21 PM (Izzlo) These people need to be put on some kind of watchlist. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:22 PM (nakwk) Could probably just use the list of people who have been committed for reasons of mental instability and the cross over would be close to 100% Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 09:33 PM (Ojki1) Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 09:33 PM (HaL55) 773
745 So Joe told Oprah in a virtual event yesterday that Hunter "is the smartest guy I know."
Okay then. Oprah is a racist pig. Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC) Now that right there is a rayciss statement. He worked for the Smartest Person Who's Ever Lived, and we know he ain't a Caucasian!! Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2020 09:33 PM (AMIL/) 774
So the French have pretty much abdicated their Sovereign rights to become nothing more than "ALLAHA SNACKBAR" martyr bodies......WWII shades.....OH + WWI shades
Fuckin French....must be something in their well water that makes them be this way... Posted by: Nightwatch at October 29, 2020 09:33 PM (u1WYs) 775
All the comments by young people on Youtube are "capitalism sucks" and "Jews control the world." Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:33 PM (kgXbV) 776
And the French are about to start the crusade to take Europe back. Get your heads in the game
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 08:39 PM (Z4LGO) If they are going to do that, they are going to need a leader with more balls than that soy-boy Macron. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 09:33 PM (f0uhy) 777
>> Well, it is not like part of early socialization for children is learning how to read facial expressions of people that are not in your immediate family!
- - - I'm investing long in Asperger's. Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 09:34 PM (XpDOS) 778
Hold on, I think 2020 is knocking at my door, I wonder what it wants to tell me?
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (oaWXk) Don't think the 2020 message is "Peace in our time!" Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:35 PM (2C38g) 779
Sooth: Well they're batting. 500 at least.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 29, 2020 09:35 PM (LeVIn) 780
@SVNewsAlerts
JUST IN: United States seizes Iranian missiles & slaps Iran-related sanctions on 11 entities. (Reuters) Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:36 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 29, 2020 09:36 PM (OssQ4) 782
Prayers up BlackOrchid. That's terrible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 09:36 PM (HaL55) 783
People are talking about cases, what about deaths?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (jUVms) Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (kgXbV) 785
780 @SVNewsAlerts
JUST IN: United States seizes Iranian missiles & slaps Iran-related sanctions on 11 entities. (Reuters) Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:36 PM (cF8AT) Seized where? Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (Izzlo) 786
Well, it's going to be a long day tomorrow. Time for a shower and bed.
Hope you all have a lovely night. Prayers for President Trump. Prayers for everyone whose lives have been ruined by COVIDiocy. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (2JVJo) 787
and she committed suicide the other day
--------- I have observations that involve lampposts, rope, and polticians. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 29, 2020 09:29 PM (wPVhA) And rows of the impaled and iron cages. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (9Om/r) 788
My life now consists of the tennis club and the gun range. It's tough on the love life to say the least. Most of the lady folk at the club are already taken.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (2DOZq) 789
Whoever this "Rothschild" is, he gets around. Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:38 PM (kgXbV) 790
Well we had to take over, the fucking Zoroastrians putzed everything up.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 29, 2020 09:39 PM (LeVIn) 791
Seized where? Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (Izzlo) Are those the ones on their way to Venezuela? Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:39 PM (Zz0t1) 792
619 Piper is the kind of worthless holier than thou fuckhead that allows himself to get so caught up in his own self pontificating bullshit that he forgets that the #1 Rule is to defend the lives of the people who depend on you, and to do whatever it takes to do that. And all his other philosophizing and Hamlet level soliloquies are nothing but bullshit next to that.
All I will ever remember about Piper is that he is a man who can never, and should never be trusted in any kind of real fight. A worthless man, a coward, and a traitor. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 09:13 PM (V2Yro) We get those on the Catholic side, as well. Usual answer: we're not voting for him for Pope. Posted by: Sal at October 29, 2020 09:39 PM (KTdeA) 793
People need to fucking swing for this.
**** And we do not mean ballroom dancing. Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM Full circle, we're back to Lawrence Welk. Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 29, 2020 09:39 PM (OssQ4) 794
Next up: TXMoMee 2021, features Ladyl shooting distance targets while riding a horse!
Holding the reins in her teeth Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 09:39 PM (KZzsI) 795
Seized where?
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (Izzlo) The Justice Department announced court filings Thursday in a formal bid to force the forfeiture of multiple shipments of Iranian missiles bound for Yemen and for the sale of oil bound for Venezuela that the U.S. Navy has confiscated. The Navy took control of the contraband in international waters, the DOJ said Thursday. More: https://tinyurl.com/y3mehqtp Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:40 PM (cF8AT) 796
And we do not mean ballroom dancing.
Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM This reminds me of this song...... https://youtu.be/_XQQMZBC7Dk Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:40 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: PJ at October 29, 2020 09:41 PM (qlTN9) 798
They'll vote everyone else's right to vote away too,
but people like you will say "hah! you're getting it shoved down your throat now!" as you enjoy having it shoved down your throat. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:20 PM (Z4LGO) You need to vote with your feet. And get comfortable with the notion of breaking a few laws. You live NorthEast ? Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:41 PM (92ruB) 799
between this farce of a pandemic and fake global warming hysteria, and
all the -ists and -isms, young people today have no concept of hope or reality It's all part of the recipe. Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at October 29, 2020 09:41 PM (EgshT) 800
788 My life now consists of the tennis club and the gun range. It's tough on the love life to say the least. Most of the lady folk at the club are already taken.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (2DOZq) Tennis club and garden club for me. Garden club is full of leftists. Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:42 PM (TdMsT) 801
800?
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:42 PM (oaWXk) Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 09:43 PM (arJlL) 803
Seized where? Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:37 PM (Izzlo) By the pussy! Where else? Posted by: Teump!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at October 29, 2020 09:43 PM (VcFUs) 804
God damn!!!
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:43 PM (oaWXk) 805
Sock fail, i has the sadz.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 09:43 PM (VcFUs) 806
My dog is really fucking annoying.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:44 PM (oaWXk) 807
A Lefty relative who does not keep close track of my life asked me why I was leaving California, and I unloaded.
Not angrily, just a remorseless list. Property taxes, income taxes, cost of gas, electricity, water. Preventable shortages of water and electricity. Preventable fires. Stupid lockdowns. And not the slightest desire to fix anything except the always-insufficient flow of dollars to Sacramento. It's amazing I lasted this long, really. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:44 PM (dOV9E) 808
Annoying probably had it coming. Odd name for a cat. None of my business.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:44 PM (92ruB) 809
God damn!!!
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:43 PM (oaWXk) You asked for it....... https://youtu.be/dqhzPPij_9Q Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:44 PM (Zz0t1) 810
788 My life now consists of the tennis club and the gun range. It's tough on the love life to say the least. Most of the lady folk at the club are already taken.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones Well, tennis is the last place you want any love Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 09:45 PM (Izzlo) 811
Hey! I went to St. Denis in the '90s too! To see all the kings' tombs, dating back to the Dark Ages.
Outside, it was a Muslim slum Very very sad and disturbing. Posted by: zombie I was in Paris in the late eighties and even then you knew you were in a slum because it was a Muslim area. Posted by: nerdygirl at October 29, 2020 09:45 PM (+lVUW) 812
So, businesses boarding up in cities all across the country - DC, SF, elsewhere. You know, like the Third World country much of the US has become - elections are events that lead to violence and chaos.
I don't think there's any remotely plausible hints or reminders that could be added for sane people to influence their votes than have been delivered for months now. No excuses this time, America. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:45 PM (OTzUX) 813
It's amazing I lasted this long, really. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:44 PM (dOV9E) Better late than never. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:46 PM (Zz0t1) 814
One small detail of my return from Texas to California. Drove to the airport in Dallas, observing the signs along the way for $1.79 gas. Landed, drove home, needed gas and stopped off. More than $3/gallon. For Regular.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:46 PM (dOV9E) 815
Piper is the kind of worthless holier than thou fuckhead that allows himself to get so caught up in his own self pontificating bullshit that he forgets that the #1 Rule is to defend the lives of the people who depend on you, and to do whatever it takes to do that
Well he's a pastor so his first concern, his rule 1 is the souls of his flock and all those he meets. And that's fine. But the problem is as someone else pointed out: all his critques of Trump are vague and unexplained and ultimately comes down to "I don't like the way he talks" which is what he'd have said about Martin Luther and Peter.... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM (KZzsI) 816
I saw Teump open for Motley Crue at Arcadia in '93.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM (Zz0t1) 817
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It's amazing I lasted this long, really. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:44 PM (dOV9E) Better late than never. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:46 PM (Zz0t1) Oh, yes. Much better. Now my only problem is trying not to be smug about leaving. I've seen too much smug in my time here, and I want no part of it. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E) 818
One small detail of my return from Texas to California. Drove to the airport in Dallas, observing the signs along the way for $1.79 gas. Landed, drove home, needed gas and stopped off. More than $3/gallon. For Regular.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:46 PM (dOV9E) On our way back to North Texas, we stopped for diesel. I saw the state posted sticker on the pump that said $.45 cents of EVERY GALLON is taxes, federal and State. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (Zz0t1) 819
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E)
Mrs. Splunge seemed really happy about the move! Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (KuT6N) 820
The Justice Department announced court filings Thursday in a formal bid to force the forfeiture of multiple shipments of Iranian missiles bound for Yemen and for the sale of oil bound for Venezuela that the U.S. Navy has confiscated
Targets!!! Posted by: MDA Procurement Staff at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (Xih1H) 821
816 I saw Teump open for Motley Crue at Arcadia in '93.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM (Zz0t1) I've got some Indie bands listed with a theme that I need to send to Mis. Hum. for an ONT. Even includes a music appropriate Claude Rains shocked face. Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (VcFUs) 822
I saw Teump open for Motley Crue at Arcadia in '93.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM After they kicked out their umlauts. Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (OssQ4) 823
Sponge, what would you have done if after you just met Splunge, Spongeworthy walked over and introduced himself? Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (kgXbV) 824
The major western cities are doomed for another generation. Dystopia has arrived.
Posted by: PJ at October 29, 2020 09:41 PM (qlTN9) Everything getting ready to happen links to population density. Folks are going to discover, the hard way mostly, the results of their most important choice - where to live. And everyone chooses - they just don't always like the slate of options. This is going to be ugly. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (92ruB) 825
Another note from the TxMoMee.
Got home and went to pick up ConorDog. Darn if his kennel bill wasn't more than my bill at the Corsicana motel, but to be fair, he had a first class ticket! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (2C38g) 826
Did someone say lamp posts?
Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (EgshT) 827
Oh, yes. Much better. Now my only problem is trying not to be smug about leaving. I've seen too much smug in my time here, and I want no part of it.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E) No need to be smug, be cheerful instead. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (t+qrx) 828
That's just plain wrong. Why give him something so sharp to cut with. Steel wool is the right choice here.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (YxoM9) I didn't specify it was sharp. I'd give him one with an old rusty nicked and dull blade in it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (YqDXo) Maybe we could wrap the rusty utility knife in steel wool. Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (YxoM9) Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (zXyVF) 830
You need to vote with your feet. And get comfortable with the notion of breaking a few laws. You live NorthEast ?
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:41 PM (92ruB) I plan to. lol what laws? I'm intrigued Yes. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (Z4LGO) 831
Oh, yes. Much better. Now my only problem is trying not to be smug about leaving. I've seen too much smug in my time here, and I want no part of it.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E) California is covered in a giant cloud of smug. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (nakwk) 832
Whats the latest on the ones going to Maduro
Posted by: MDA Procurement Staff at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (Xih1H) 833
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (2JVJo) So you do work for Baker I take it? Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:51 PM (Z4LGO) 834
819 Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E)
Mrs. Splunge seemed really happy about the move! Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (KuT6N) She is over the moon. But, you know, horse people. In Arizona, we can have the horses on the property. That means the world to her. She really enjoyed talking with you, BTW. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E) 835
630 I'm still wanting to see the total deaths in 2020 versus the last 5 years through October.
Anyone got those numbers? Posted by: Bitter Clinger CDC Vital Statistics. Google is your friend. They'll have all the data, you just may have to parse it yourself. Posted by: Burnt Toast ------- Now try Joe Biden corruption... Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 29, 2020 09:51 PM (+ldAm) Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 29, 2020 09:51 PM (pYQR/) 837
Dang, US to open embassy in the Maldives.
I'm available, I guess I should let Pompeo know. Normally this would be a career officer slot, I'm sure, but I am available, as noted. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:51 PM (OTzUX) 838
Messy Jesse and I got home today from the TX mome. We stopped at Navarro Mills Lake for a couple days camping, in the rain.
We were headed to Abilene for Tuesday night, and were following a convoy of TXDOT highway plows and sand trucks. I am glad we stopped, because in the morning all the trees in the RV park were covered in ice, and there was snow all over. It had mostly melted off the roads when we left, and we stayed in Carlsbad NM last night. Got home and I have small snow piles up by the house where the snow slid off our roof and was in the shade. Glad to be home, had a GREAT time in Texas! Posted by: alamogordo at October 29, 2020 09:52 PM (Dt7YJ) 839
I thought the Maldives were under water
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 09:52 PM (Xih1H) 840
On our way back to North Texas, we stopped for diesel. I saw the state posted sticker on the pump that said $.45 cents of EVERY GALLON is taxes, federal and State.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (Zz0t1) I though it was illegal to post that kind of discredited information about taxation! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:52 PM (2C38g) 841
Hrothgar, that was amazingly inexpensive. Splitting the room with Ladyl was only $176 for all three nights. I had a few minor complaints but honestly not bad at all!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel) 842
On our way back to North Texas, we stopped for diesel. I saw the state posted sticker on the pump that said $.45 cents of EVERY GALLON is taxes, federal and State. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (Zz0t1) In 2006 when gas went sky rocketing a gas station where our work vehicles got tired of being blamed for gouging and posted a sheet on every pump exactly where the cost of a gallon of gas comes from and how little they made of transactions vs government tax. I think they were harassed into removing it within a week. Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 09:53 PM (Ojki1) 843
838 Glad to be home, had a GREAT time in Texas!
Posted by: alamogordo at October 29, 2020 09:52 PM (Dt7YJ) Ah, there you are. I will post those recipes I promised in this Sunday's food thread. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:53 PM (dOV9E) Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at October 29, 2020 09:53 PM (EgshT) 845
I thought the Maldives were under water
Posted by: Jean at October 29, 2020 09:52 PM (Xih1H) Maldives, Malvinas, it's all the same to me. Posted by: Preznit Pantload at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (AiZBA) 846
Sanctions process meant some things just kicked in this week. Under the "snapback" sanctions process laid out in a UN resolution. So there may be a flow of related news for a while.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (OTzUX) 847
So, businesses boarding up in cities all across the country - DC, SF, elsewhere. You know, like the Third World country much of the US has become - elections are events that lead to violence and chaos. I don't think there's any remotely plausible hints or reminders that could be added for sane people to influence their votes than have been delivered for months now. No excuses this time, America. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:45 PM (OTzUX) Instead of mayors letting cops do their job and governors calling up the National Guard they'll sit by and let cities already reeling from riots and looting get hit again and then lie about it and they know the MFM will cover and lie for them too. Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (EUE+z) 848
Splunge, what part of CA are you leaving?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (OTzUX) 849
Ah, biden has cracked the code. His new policy proposal is to create a task force to get those 545 illegals back to their parents. or something.
you get the idea that Biden's in the basement with some terrible advisors. Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (zzdt2) 850
When that all kicked off in Romania, God it was over thirty years ago now. I was living in Wales and was just off work for the Xmas holidays and wasn't breally in the habit of keeping up with world events then, or news in general. As I was bored on my first day off already but 11 am I decided to take myself to a local pub. I walked in ana as it wasn't long opened there were only two punters in besides the barman. They were intently watching the TV in the corner and the screen was showing some war footage. Good stuff it looked too, the realism was top notch. "What film is this?" I asked the barman. I'm a bit of a war movie buff and couldn't remember ever seeing this one. "It's not a film, it's the news." he replied. We watched in silence for hours as the incredible coverage continued. All of us hoping, but not expecting, that the good guys would win. It was Sky news, which was pretty new at the time, and the first time I'd ever seen a 24hr news channel. I naively thought it a good idea at the time. And, Jesus, has that one come back to bite us all on the arse. Anyway a week (or a couple of days, I can't remember which) the good guys did win...sort of, well about as much we can realistically expect these days, and the vile Ceacescus got their long overdue just desserts in the back of a school playground. Crazy, heady times, the fall of communism. Something I never thought I'd ever live to see. Things would never be as batshit, pencils up the nose, wibble, crazy again. Hold on, I think 2020 is knocking at my door, I wonder what it wants to tell me? Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (oaWXk) As some of you here and those I met at the MoMe know, if you forced me to name off some of the most fortmative events of my life, one would be the time my father had to go to Berlin TDY and took me with him (because even then I really wanted to see the Wall). Once I told my fourth grade teacher about this trip (who may have been a closet conservative, who knows?), she insisted that I visit what I now know of as the "Haus am Checkpoint Charlie" but what she called "the escape museum". Which I did. But anyways... This was pretty much the starting point of a neurotic obsession with freedom and liberty. When the fall of 1989 came, I was watching the news 25/8, as I could not believe what was unfolding before my eyes on TV. Even better was when Christmas break came and the news came in from Romania about the massacre at Timisoara and the subsequent revolution. Even now I can remember the news footage of the evil Ceaucescu getting riddled with bullets - on Christmas Day, no less. Even now I still look at that footage on YouTube with great joy, savoring the sight of that asshole getting what was coming to him. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (3DJkT) 851
841 Hrothgar, that was amazingly inexpensive. Splitting the room with Ladyl was only $176 for all three nights. I had a few minor complaints but honestly not bad at all!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel) I'll be better next time, Jewells! Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (TdMsT) 852
Normally this would be a career officer slot, I'm sure, but I am available, as noted.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:51 PM (OTzUX) I'm sure your willingness to sacrifice has been noted in your file! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09:55 PM (2C38g) 853
Glad to be home, had a GREAT time in Texas!
Posted by: alamogordo at October 29, 2020 09:52 PM (Dt7YJ) It was great meeting you two! Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:55 PM (nakwk) 854
Hrothgar, that was amazingly inexpensive. Splitting the room with Ladyl was only $176 for all three nights. I had a few minor complaints but honestly not bad at all!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel) We checked out at 2:30 am and they hadn't posted that night's charges yet. So they only charged us for two nights. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:55 PM (KuT6N) 855
851 841 Hrothgar, that was amazingly inexpensive. Splitting the room with Ladyl was only $176 for all three nights. I had a few minor complaints but honestly not bad at all!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:53 PM (nxdel) I'll be better next time, Jewells! Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (TdMsT) You snore, don't you... Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:55 PM (nakwk) 856
848 Splunge, what part of CA are you leaving?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (OTzUX) North Bay. A good town in the North Bay, and I liked my time here a lot. But it finally became impossible to pretend my life was independent of what Newsom was doing to it. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E) 857
Well it's under the water that makes me want the post in the Maldives. Amazing diving there. Not much else.
Kinda quiet and peaceful, as much of the world rocks on in chaos, though. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (OTzUX) 858
I thought the turning point was when Notre Dame "mysteriously" burned to the ground.
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (L9P9s) 859
alamagordo, Glad you made it home safely and it was such a pleasure to meet you both.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (0EM+d) 860
814 One small detail of my return from Texas to California. Drove to the airport in Dallas, observing the signs along the way for $1.79 gas. Landed, drove home, needed gas and stopped off. More than $3/gallon. For Regular.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:46 PM (dOV9E) **************** Jammy gits! Here a US gallon equivalent of petrol works out (based on the cheapest price available at the minute) at $5.05. Oh you're all gonna love socialism and all it wondrous delights if that drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fucktard cabbage gets elected. Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (oaWXk) 861
857 Well it's under the water that makes me want the post in the Maldives. Amazing diving there. Not much else.
Kinda quiet and peaceful, as much of the world rocks on in chaos, though. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (OTzUX) Until some imam decides it's the 8,356th holiest site in Islam. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:57 PM (nakwk) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI) 863
lol Ladyl!! You were a great roomie! No complaints.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:57 PM (nxdel) 864
Thanks Splunge. I'm way south in SD. As far as CA-inflicted idiocy, probably only thing that would force me out would be Prop 13 going away.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:58 PM (OTzUX) 865
She really enjoyed talking with you, BTW.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E) I liked talking with her, too. She just radiated happiness at being surrounded by like-minded people. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:58 PM (KuT6N) 866
825 Another note from the TxMoMee. Got home and went to pick up ConorDog. Darn if his kennel bill wasn't more than my bill at the Corsicana motel, but to be fair, he had a first class ticket! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 09 But Conor is worth every penny! Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:58 PM (TdMsT) 867
I plan to. lol what laws? I'm intrigued. Yes.
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:50 PM (Z4LGO) Kari - I like you. Always have. You don't know this nic - that's OK. It's not necessary. You live in an environment where politics - and the rules they generate - dominates even more of your day to day than the average person. It has to suck. And you can't imagine a situation where things are any different. It makes you - for lack of a better word - shrill. That's not an attack - but it is an observation that I think is spot on. And it applies to most folks here that still reside in the NorthEast or WestCoast. Break that shit, man. Get to the SouthEast or MidWest. And not a big city. Find you a job that will pay enough to make the leap. Figure out the rest once you land. Get the fuck outta' where you are. Trust me. Walk - and don't look back. Imagine a place where you just get up every morning, do your daily shit that's required to pay the bills, and then just breathe. Relax and live. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 09:58 PM (92ruB) 868
>>> Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:24 PM (t+qrx)
You said something the other day about the babies growing up in a world of masks. I haven't been able to get that out of my head. Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 09:30 PM (KuT6N) ======= I argued with my principal about the masks. I gave him the data about covid being 2-3x less deadly than the seasonal flu for their age group. And that we have NO IDEA what the psychological and physiological affects will be for making kids wear mask all day. I asked how that coincides with their constant mantra of protecting the well being of the students. He said they do it to protect the vulnerable in the society (i.e. the elderly). BS. They do it to protect the admin from lawsuits! Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 29, 2020 09:58 PM (uy0w8) 869
863 lol Ladyl!! You were a great roomie! No complaints. Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 09:57 PM (nxdel) {{{Jewells}}}. Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:59 PM (TdMsT) 870
Thanks Splunge. I will look forward to the recipes.
Posted by: alamogordo at October 29, 2020 09:59 PM (Dt7YJ) 871
Jammy gits! Here a US gallon equivalent of petrol works out (based on the cheapest price available at the minute) at $5.05.
Oh you're all gonna love socialism and all it wondrous delights if that drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fucktard cabbage gets elected. Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (oaWXk) On my drive back, I found $1.64 /gal at one roadstop. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 09:59 PM (V2Yro) 872
I thought the turning point was when Notre Dame "mysteriously" burned to the ground.
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (L9P9s) Bingo. It actually, miraculously, didn't. Which to me meant there is still a chance to save France, and the west and Christendom more broadly. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 09:59 PM (Z4LGO) 873
862 I'll be better next time, Jewells!
That's what you get for rooming with Annie Oakley Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI) LOL!!! Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:59 PM (TdMsT) 874
Say what you want about Macron, but within a day or two of the National Racist Totalitarian Festival starting here in the US, he went on national TV and said "we're not re-naming streets or monuments, our heritage will not be trashed".
GOP senators who were rushing to cameras to talk about swapping Juneteenth for Columbus Day were not reached for comment ..... Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:59 PM (OTzUX) 875
848 Splunge, what part of CA are you leaving?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:54 PM (OTzUX) North Bay. A good town in the North Bay, and I liked my time here a lot. But it finally became impossible to pretend my life was independent of what Newsom was doing to it. Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E) I would love to get the hell out of jersey. I'm in a nice area, they plow the roads fast when it snows, they keep the roads pretty good, but the laws are fucked up. The founders would have been stacking bodies by now. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 10:00 PM (9Om/r) 876
613 To be fair, that sounds like literally anything you could buy a cat.
Get her a bread tie or a milk jug ring. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (t+qrx) Right? I gave her the plastic lid to her treat container. She played with that more than that damn fish. I buy her tons of stuff that she seldom likes. Why I keep doing that, no one knows. lol. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (cF8AT) Ours loves the little lock ring from the milk jug cap. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 29, 2020 10:01 PM (8C7+r) 877
Here ya go kids.....
Since the very start of Covid, The number of deaths may have been somewhat intertwined with deaths from other primary causes. With everything shut down,(including elective procedures at all the major hospitals....wait for it...) There now came a fight for the very lives of said hospitals in the form of "Identifying" COVID patients treated and COVID patients admitted with major money coming from the...THE FEDS. Gee and every 3rd person thru your ER was identified as COVID? (Without any follow up testing?) BUT BUT THEY HAD A DRY COUGH!!!) CHECK THE COVID BOX!!! Dying 83 year old with history of COPD from 50 year history of smoking a pack a day....(BUT BUT HE HAD A FEVER!!!!) CHECK THE COVID BOX!!! (50 Grand if we intubate!) YES!!! YES!!! CHECK THAT COVID BOX!!!! We have been had... Posted by: Nightwatch at October 29, 2020 10:01 PM (u1WYs) 878
860 Oh you're all gonna love socialism and all it wondrous delights if that drooling, child molesting, inbred leftist fucktard cabbage gets elected.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (oaWXk) I want to memorize that description and use it at least twice daily. So what do people over the pond think about the prospects? Here it's weird. Lefties were confident until very very recently, but have begun to feel the first stirrings of fear. I've been confident for at least a month. But even Mitch says it's 50-50 about keeping the Senate. So in a way it's very confused here. How would people bet in your neck of the woods? Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 10:01 PM (dOV9E) 879
Sponge, what would you have done if after you just met Splunge, Spongeworthy walked over and introduced himself?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (kgXbV) LOL! Well, the 'worthy' part wouldn't have confused me, I'm guessing. I missed the L in "Splunge" so I was beer-brained. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 10:02 PM (Zz0t1) 880
861 857 Well it's under the water that makes me want the post in the Maldives. Amazing diving there. Not much else.
Kinda quiet and peaceful, as much of the world rocks on in chaos, though. Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:56 PM (OTzUX) Until some imam decides it's the 8,356th holiest site in Islam. Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2020 09:57 PM (nakwk) The Maldives is an islamic country. I would pass. Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 10:03 PM (Izzlo) 881
Sock fail? Darn it!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 10:03 PM (63Dwl) 882
818 One small detail of my return from Texas to California. Drove to the airport in Dallas, observing the signs along the way for $1.79 gas. Landed, drove home, needed gas and stopped off. More than $3/gallon. For Regular.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:46 PM (dOV9E) On our way back to North Texas, we stopped for diesel. I saw the state posted sticker on the pump that said $.45 cents of EVERY GALLON is taxes, federal and State. Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 09:49 PM (Zz0t1) In my neck of the woods (such as the woods are) gas is between $1.57-$1.59. When I rolled out a week ago for the MoMe I went through the nearest town to me which normally sells gas at ripoff prices...but their prices were getting downright cheap. Then, it was $1.61 and thinking "I'm not going to see this again on this trip" I topped off. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 10:03 PM (3DJkT) 883
Good talk English Lycanthrope, and wouldn't you know it, I'm shrill in person too.
That is the plan. I'm also pretty nervous about this election because I'm not there yet. Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 10:04 PM (Z4LGO) 884
876 613 To be fair, that sounds like literally anything you could buy a cat.
Get her a bread tie or a milk jug ring. Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 09:05 PM (t+qrx) Right? I gave her the plastic lid to her treat container. She played with that more than that damn fish. I buy her tons of stuff that she seldom likes. Why I keep doing that, no one knows. lol. Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 09:12 PM (cF8AT) Ours loves the little lock ring from the milk jug cap. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 29, 2020 10:01 PM (8C7+r) ****************** Jesus Christ on a bike! What.........ah, LOCK ring. Sorry, my mistake, carry on. Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 10:05 PM (oaWXk) 885
Saw a parade of school buses go by this afternoon. Elementary school kids all masked up and one to every other seat. Those kids looked so forlorn and pitiful. This WU propaganda and the power-brokers who have orchestrated the fear and panic surrounding it really and truly is a crime against humanity.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 29, 2020 10:05 PM (EgshT) 886
874 Say what you want about Macron, but within a day or two of the National Racist Totalitarian Festival starting here in the US, he went on national TV and said "we're not re-naming streets or monuments, our heritage will not be trashed".
GOP senators who were rushing to cameras to talk about swapping Juneteenth for Columbus Day were not reached for comment ..... Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 09:59 PM (OTzUX) SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!! Posted by: Communist Party of China, June 1966 at October 29, 2020 10:05 PM (3DJkT) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 29, 2020 10:05 PM (0jBRT) 888
No ONT ?
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 10:05 PM (arJlL) 889
Sorry, my mistake, carry on.
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 10:05 PM (oaWXk) LOL Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 29, 2020 10:06 PM (KuT6N) 890
885 Saw a parade of school buses go by this afternoon. Elementary school kids all masked up and one to every other seat. Those kids looked so forlorn and pitiful. This WU propaganda and the power-brokers who have orchestrated the fear and panic surrounding it really and truly is a crime against humanity.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 29, 2020 10:05 PM (EgshT) Masks or not, they are going to prison, so... "Welcome to where time stands still No one leaves and no one will..." Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 10:06 PM (3DJkT) 891
Damn, Rudy. Get some!
@MonsieurAmerica Rudy is not messing around anymore. Jesus. This is straight Dragon-Energy, Tiger-Blood shit. https://tinyurl.com/y4cpakxy Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 10:06 PM (5FCda) 892
ONT est arrivé.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx) 893
That is the plan. I'm also pretty nervous about this election because I'm not there yet.
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 29, 2020 10:04 PM (Z4LGO) Hang in there. I'm staring at 50. But I tell you, ten years ago, I'd have give my left nut to go back another ten years. Now ? No fucking way I'd want to be 20, 30, or even 40 in this stupid shit. I hate it for my kids. Fistbump, my young dude. Do the best you can. Get the Hell out of there as soon as you are able. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 10:07 PM (92ruB) 894
But Conor is worth every penny!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 29, 2020 09:58 PM (TdMsT) yeppers and Nood! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are! - at October 29, 2020 10:07 PM (2C38g) 895
I'm here.
Looks like I got here just in time to close out the thread. haha I just saw the funniest video. A Biden bus in Dallas being trailed by 100 cars waving Trump flags and beeping their horns. This has got to be embarassing. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 10:07 PM (sd8p8) Posted by: Zettai at October 29, 2020 10:08 PM (VUAWr) 897
ONT up.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 10:08 PM (nxdel) 898
I have impeccable timing.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 10:08 PM (sd8p8) 899
I have impeccable timing. You can always hang down here with me. Yeah - catch you in the next one. Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 10:09 PM (92ruB) 900
Oh, yes. Much better. Now my only problem is trying not to be smug about leaving. I've seen too much smug in my time here, and I want no part of it.
Posted by: Splunge at October 29, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E) Whatever you do, don't make the mistake Odysseus made when escaping Polyphymus the Cyclops. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 10:10 PM (3DJkT) 901
874 Say what you want about Macron, but within a day or two of the National Racist Totalitarian Festival starting here in the US, he went on national TV and said "we're not re-naming streets or monuments, our heritage will not be trashed".
Well, they won't let antifa trash it, but Muslim terrorists - that's another matter. Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 10:16 PM (HabA/) 902
I hope they are leaving to get guns to come back and liberate Paris....
Posted by: rob in katy at October 30, 2020 12:03 AM (eFAZh) 903
This is going to be ugly.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope ** Yes, living together in cities with millions of others requires restraint and civility. That's falling apart. Posted by: PJ at October 30, 2020 12:42 AM (qlTN9) 904
The French should bring out the old guillotines, mount them in front of the school and the mosque, and test them out using the student and his dad.
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