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Guy Attends His First Trump Parade, and Is Shocked To See Americans Who Are Happy and Filled With a Sense of Community
Experienced my first #Trump parade today....and this happened👇
— Skillset Magazine (@Skillsetmag) October 24, 2020
(Jason, Editor of Skillset Magazine) pic.twitter.com/5hL5ghsrL3
In other news. Even people who used to hang out with Don Lemon are voting Trump. But By all means believe the polling. https://t.co/yO6AFcOaKk
— Kyle Shideler (@ShidelerK) October 30, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 30, 2020 12:02 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: squeakywheel at October 30, 2020 12:03 PM (D64Wk)
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Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at October 30, 2020 12:04 PM (brVKc)
Posted by: squeakywheel at October 30, 2020 12:04 PM (D64Wk)
-Biden's campaign
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (Oka5v)
...and I am sure they were devastated by the lack of you in their lives.
Posted by: JB1000 at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (Kf5r9)
Posted by: Zeera at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (zUdXR)
Anyone who "hung out" with the small bitter fruit from XiNN got a palm full of taint in their face.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: runningrn at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (EZJ/Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (Zmnko)
One. A proctologist's finger...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 30, 2020 12:06 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:06 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (Zmnko)
Not anymore.
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2020 12:06 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:06 PM (hYcqw)
I can't think of a coherent argument for Trump, but maybe someone in the horde can?
----> at the end of the day, Trump put forward a very energetic issues based first term to handle issues to one solve issues that he believed were hurting America and two to further create policies that help America.
1. Pax Trumpicana. No new wars, fighting with CIA and DOD to end foreign entanglements WHILE actually micro-fighting the global war on terror, including ending ISIS and castrating Iran.
2. Pax Trumpicana part II. Extensive peacework efforts and results with Norks, Israel, Kosovo and so on.
3. Pax Trumpicana part III. New better trade deals with china deal and USMCA and exiting bad deals including Iran deal (which ultimately had goal of nuclear armed Iranian hegemony in Middle East. bad) and the Paris Accords which fucked USA in the ass.
4. Fixing the VA. trump very proud of this.
5. The Gilded Age of Trumpism. Trump's economic policies and deregulation push gave massive jobs and wealth.
I want to point out that Biden bragging that the Trump recovery is really, akkshually, obama and his recovery is complete garbage.
unless he's bragging it took 9 years to recover from the 2008 housing crisis. Math, motherfuckers...you brag about 2017 recovery for a 2008 downturn, you skipped your 8 years in office.
Add to that, um, Trump accomplished the Gilded Age of Trump by ENDING OBAMA POLICIES.
6. Educational Reform. Devos pushing back against college censorship and the teacher unions destroying our kids' souls. big uphill battle, one GOP never even tried.
7. Immigration. Big enforcement, fought many court battles, the wall, ending H1B abuse, stuff the GOP never even tried to deliver.
8. the courts, it seems like he did ok there with 300 seats including 3 SCOTUS picks.
9. The Vid. I submit he did great despite hysterical democrat politicization of every step of the battle against The Vid. more later.
10. Criminal Justice reform, if letting folks out of jail is your thing.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 30, 2020 12:06 PM (zzdt2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: EveR at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (R0z7P)
It was awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (axyOa)
The problem with Obergfell is that it opens up a Pandora's box of religious freedom issues. And not in a good way.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Weak Geek at October 30, 2020 12:08 PM (Apbdw)
The only time I stop talking or being friends with the opposite party supporters is if they piss me off, or stop talking to me first.
That's called being a HUMAN BEING.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 30, 2020 12:08 PM (pw+jk)
MAGA
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 12:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (wPPDt)
Posted by: EveR at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (R0z7P)
If he announces them ahead of time the Trump hearse shows up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (guGkK)
Western sources:
IRAN sent a message to US, through a 3rd party, offering PEACE negotiations with ISRAEL, that could include Iraq and Lebanon
Iran's suggestion: Lifting of sanctions in exchange of recognition of pre-1967 Israel
No response from US to Iran yet, as per sources
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
So far, I've never seen everything disappear, leaving a room with a lighted grid pattern on the walls, floor, and ceiling. So, I assume what I'm seeing is true.
Welcome to reality, my friend.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: EveR at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (R0z7P)
If he announces them ahead of time the Trump hearse shows up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM
Snort!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (ifmtJ)
Among the Top Ten What Ifs in History: What if Gustavus Adolphus had not died at Lutzen?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:10 PM (EeQxl)
So, no Lemon party on election night even if Biden wins then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:10 PM (guGkK)
would not tell this about myself
I mean, really ??
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2020 12:10 PM (R3uW8)
Western sources:
IRAN sent a message to US, through a 3rd party, offering PEACE negotiations with ISRAEL, that could include Iraq and Lebanon
Iran's suggestion: Lifting of sanctions in exchange of recognition of pre-1967 Israel
No response from US to Iran yet, as per sources
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
Israel to Iran:
LOLGF. And return your nation to pre-1979 status. Or else prepare to meet your doom.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:10 PM (s2VJv)
-Nov 4th
Posted by: Nate Silver, Sooper Genius at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (pYQR/)
========
GAAAAAAK!!!
TO THE CAMPS WITH YOU- UNPERSON!!!!
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (wPPDt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (AFSld)
@JasonMillerinDC
1/ Just spoke with a smart Dem strategist who is upset with the media's suppression campaign against Biden voters.
Dems have spent months scaring voters away from in-person voting & are now realizing they need those votes, and media COVID fearmongering isn't helping matters...
Jason Miller
@JasonMillerinDC
Replying to
@JasonMillerinDC
2/ Additionally, these possible Biden voters just aren't that excited to go stand in line for him, on top of the media-driven COVID in-person voting fears.
Massive enthusiasm disadvantage for Biden camp heading into Election Day is a problem - the Red Wave is coming!
==========
Called it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
Western sources:
IRAN sent a message to US, through a 3rd party, offering PEACE negotiations with ISRAEL, that could include Iraq and Lebanon
Iran's suggestion: Lifting of sanctions in exchange of recognition of pre-1967 Israel
No response from US to Iran yet, as per sources
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
Even the Iranians can see the writing on the wall - Trump will win on Tuesday.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (4pK1/)
Pre-1967 is a non-starter.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (XrCyE)
No response from US to Iran yet, as per sources
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
Iran can Get F'd on that deal.
Pre 1967 borders are indefensible.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (bCLt0)
Among the Top Ten What Ifs in History: What if Gustavus Adolphus had not died at Lutzen?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (XrCyE)
The world would have ended?
(I seem to recall there was some prophesy about the 'Lion from the North' conquering the Eagle from the South and then the world would end)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (ifmtJ)
I don't see it happening.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (ZR7kf)
But Plugs is TOTES winning, you guys!
Note that Minnesota hasn't gone R for President since Nixon in '72.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (an7Mv)
"These are all really good arguments. However, none of them impacts the people I know personally, so honestly, THEY. DON'T. CARE.
One cares about gay rights. The other... she thinks Trump is tactless and gauche, so she won't vote for him.
/yes, I know."
Jesus, trump is so gay, I'd almost vote for Biden...circa 2008. but whatever.
I have a thing I wrote about 47 lies, racisms, and WTF moments where Biden has coarsened our discourse.
When I deal with people who think trump tweets caused covid, first ask them to acknowledge trump is human, maybe he even wants to do a good...maybe that trump is actually a big tipper. becuse I think trump's actually a very decent guy.
if they can't even do that, well, I suppose you could attack biden for his incredible bullshit record.
1. lies. you know them
2. girl sniffing. no age restrictions
3. pandering...he went from Strom to claiming he went to black churches as a kid
4. wtf moments...jesus, the guy's a walking gaffe factory who's been wrong about every major policy issue in 47 years.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (zzdt2)
-Nov 4th
Posted by: Nate Silver, Sooper Genius at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (pYQR/)
=========
1) He'll be right.
2) It's also an argument that he doesn't produce useful results.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
Polling is scientific. The methods are in place and are accepted by everyone with an opinion worth listening to. Don't wallow in your anti-scientific "impressions".
Biden has an enormous lead and the only question is how deep the blood will be on the Republican side. All the downticket races are going his way as well. These are facts, indeed superfacts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (mht8P)
But yeah, "tolerance."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (gRxWb)
No response from US to Iran yet, as per sources
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
Iran can Get F'd on that deal.
Pre 1967 borders are indefensible.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (NgKpN
*snort*
Like Iran has such a strong bargaining hand here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (s2VJv)
It was awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (axyOa)
I was with the Tea Party committee here. We had awesome rallies, but had more F-bombs yelled at us by the local progs (lots of SCAD students, I'm sure). Had our signs stolen or ripped up.
One of the best ones was huge, and a woman visiting from NYC told us she had had dinner with her best friend the night before, and told her she was planning on joining a rally while visiting Savannah. Her BFF told her she'd never speak to her again.
The woman bought a Tea Party t-shirt and proceeded to hand out literature to the crowd in the square. It was pretty awesome. Oh, and the tall Tri-Cornered Hat guy was there, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:10 PM (guGkK)
he'll go to the Cheers Bath House
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (R3uW8)
Jason Miller
@JasonMillerinDC
Replying to
@JasonMillerinDC
2/ Additionally, these possible Biden voters just aren't that excited to go stand in line for him, on top of the media-driven COVID in-person voting fears.
Massive enthusiasm disadvantage for Biden camp heading into Election Day is a problem - the Red Wave is coming!
==========
Called it.
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YOU LYING LIARS WHO LIE WILL BE THE FIRST LINED UP AGAINST THE WALL!!!
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (plSA7)
Polling is scientific. The methods are in place and are accepted by everyone with an opinion worth listening to. Don't wallow in your anti-scientific "impressions".
Biden has an enormous lead and the only question is how deep the blood will be on the Republican side. All the downticket races are going his way as well. These are facts, indeed superfacts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (mht8P)
=========
Superfacts are science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
eagles can fly
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (pB6Gt)
@Mudar_Zahran
Western sources:
IRAN sent a message to US, through a 3rd party, offering PEACE negotiations with ISRAEL, that could include Iraq and Lebanon
Iran's suggestion: Lifting of sanctions in exchange of recognition of pre-1967 Israel
No response from US to Iran yet, as per sources
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
LALALALALALALALA
Posted by: Nobel Committee with Fingers in Their Eears at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (jk1kv)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:10 PM (guGkK)
he'll go to the Cheers Bath House
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (R3uW
Where everybody knows your taint...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (s2VJv)
Give us everything for a promise of us doing something in the future which we will not do.
So is Iran following democrat party policy or is the democrat party following a terrorist state's policy?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (pw+jk)
I still have an authentic, 1979 "Honk for the American Hostages" flag sticker (which I proudly displayed at school by putting it on my clarinet case).
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (KAi1n)
But yeah, "tolerance."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (AFSld)
Should that be " friends", Wyatt? Dunno your circumstances, but " friends" fit my experience.
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (pw+jk)
Iran is following North Korea blackmail policy.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (xK9An)
No response from US to Iran yet, as per sources
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
Iran can Get F'd on that deal.
Pre 1967 borders are indefensible.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (NgKpN
*snort*
Like Iran has such a strong bargaining hand here.
======
ISWYDT and I don't appreciate it.
Posted by: Quasem Solemani's missing hand at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (t5lt8)
North' conquering the Eagle from the South and then the world would end)
By "south" I meant Delaware. Sorry, the water in the polished brass receptacle was a bit cloudy that day.
Posted by: zombie nostradamus at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
So, Hope Hicks for the next Supreme Court opening?
Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (P1f+c)
I still have an authentic, 1979 "Honk for the American Hostages" flag sticker (which I proudly displayed at school by putting it on my clarinet case).
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (KAi1n)
I remember it well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (s2VJv)
The problem with Obergfell is that it opens up a Pandora's box of religious freedom issues. And not in a good way.
----------
Absolutely. Again, judicially, it is bad law. But culturally, it ended the gay marriage debate which was becoming a loser for the GOP. And Trump came in with no baggage on gay marriage.
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (sX1BW)
Israel will not take that deal, those borders led to the 67 fight that gave them post 1967 Israel.
Posted by: Inogame at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (+2xjH)
eagles can fly
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Finger across the neck means death.
Metaphor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (ifmtJ)
Four days, people.
The axis of history will turn one way, or the other.
Hard to grok the significance of it.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (HEEq1)
My sister quit speaking to me months ago, because Trump.
My
husband called her in June to tell her I'd had a double fracture of my
ankle and was having surgery. She said, "That's too bad. Hope she gets
better soon." Then, nothing.
Monday was the 11th anniversary of
our mother's death, and so I reached out to her via text and told her in
spite of our differences, I loved her. She texted me back the same.
So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC)
Iran is following North Korea blackmail policy.
I'm sure Biden will be all in... When they tell him he is
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (s2VJv)
Taintprints are as unique as fingerprints.
I don't know if it's true, but nobody's ever argued the point.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (t+qrx)
Loved how happily surprised he was, seems he was really touched by the community spirit.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (bDqIh)
@JasonMillerinDC
1/ Just spoke with a smart Dem strategist who is upset with the media's suppression campaign against Biden voters.
Dems have spent months scaring voters away from in-person voting & are now realizing they need those votes, and media COVID fearmongering isn't helping matters...
Jason Miller
@JasonMillerinDC
Replying to
@JasonMillerinDC
2/ Additionally, these possible Biden voters just aren't that excited to go stand in line for him, on top of the media-driven COVID in-person voting fears.
Massive enthusiasm disadvantage for Biden camp heading into Election Day is a problem - the Red Wave is coming!
==========
Called it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
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Would that be an "own goal"? I think so.
Posted by: WisRich at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (G0vdT)
They have the Democrats saying 'Oh, things are fine' or 'We're seeing 2016 numbers again' at best, to 'I hope we win ' at worst.
They have the GOP saying 'We're breaking records' or 'We're getting so many people who have never voted Republican coming in' at best, to 'We're seeing 2016 numbers again' at worst.
Obviously these are anecdotal evidence, and there are places where the Democrats are doing great while the GOP suck i.e. the California and Virginia state GOPs. But many of the same people would say that 'Biden is going to sweep the nation,' which is certainly what most polls are saying.
A few stories like these are anecdotes. But if you keeping adding thousands and tens of thousands of these stories to the pile...The evidence wouldn't be anecdotal any more.
Posted by: E.S. at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (4i7w0)
"Don't miss what's happening. People on Twitter are the first to know."
Accidental irony.
Posted by: NancyB at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (noaey)
Give us everything for a promise of us doing something in the future which we will not do.
So is Iran following democrat party policy or is the democrat party following a terrorist state's policy?
=====
Following John Kerry's advice. Obvs.
Posted by: the power of "and" at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (plSA7)
I know a couple of you who aren't going to.
goddammit, if you don't vote, you can't bitch. and I know all of yall like to bitch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (gRxWb)
I thought it was gerbils? Silly me.
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (pw+jk)
Iran is following North Korea blackmail policy.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:14 PM (xK9An)
Iran is in a worse position than the NorKs by orders of magnitude. They are on the ropes economically and now, with the Trump realignment of the Middle East, they are going down. Hard.
But only IF Trump does, as I think he will, win.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (s2VJv)
No response from US to Iran yet, as per sources
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
Iran can Get F'd on that deal.
Pre 1967 borders are indefensible.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (NgKpN)
Counter with: "You shall recognize, and pay tribute to, Greater Israel, which stretches from the Black Sea to the Indian Ocean, and from the Mediterranean Sea to the Euphrates River."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (EeQxl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (lYvEW)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (sX1BW)
------> this is anecdotal but a lot of blue voters who aren't fucking crazy wine moms did the following with their mail in ballots:
1. threw them away
2. wrote in bernie
3. lost them
4. don't care and aren't even going to open the thing until December 13.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (zzdt2)
People are tired of division and conflict. They want to get along as Americans. I have been to several Trump rallies. It is good honest fun and a great time with people who value one main thing: America and our communities.
We honestly though COVID would bring us together. We would tackle it like we did 9-11, together as a nation. But Democrat's don't want that. They don't want us fighting this together. They made it political and in the process encumbered our ability to address it effectively. They obfuscated facts and brought superfluous issues into the mix. They politicized it and in the process divided us further.
Here we are in the road to recovery and their presidential candidates main issue is to continue that division and the assault on us. All of us.
I just don't see how that resonates with people who just want to live their lives again, have a good time and get back to normal. In fact, I think many are realizing Democrats stole something from us in this crisis and they want it back.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (vkHDf)
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: norm peterson at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (an7Mv)
haven't talked to my late mother's other biological issue in eight years
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
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Would that be an "own goal"? I think so.
Posted by: WisRich at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (G0vdT)
==========
Yes.
The narrative after the election will be that Trump mismanaged covid to scare Democrats away from the polls making his election illegitimate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (Zmnko)
His mom was paying them.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (cJEnq)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Colin at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (/1bb5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (XrCyE)
I know a couple of you who aren't going to.
goddammit, if you don't vote, you can't bitch. and I know all of yall like to bitch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (W2Pud)
Yes. That is our role in all of this. Commenting is fine, but hauling our asses to the polling place is the difference in all of this.
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (bCLt0)
Israel-Arab accords an earthquake for Palestinians, who pin their hopes on Biden
Imagine what they think in Teheran and Beijing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (EeQxl)
Euphrates? No, not scared at all...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:10 PM (guGkK)
he'll go to the Cheers Bath House
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (R3uW
Where everybody knows your taint...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (s2VJv)
I'm sooo glad I finished my coffee 30 seconds before reading that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Colin at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (/1bb5)
Lemon-AIDS?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:18 PM (s2VJv)
Bye.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Asking Kim Klacik to Be the Hot Fudge on My Vanilla Sundae at October 30, 2020 12:18 PM (8YFRI)
Here we are in the road to recovery and their presidential candidates main issue is to continue that division and the assault on us. All of us.
I just don't see how that resonates with people who just want to live their lives again, have a good time and get back to normal. In fact, I think many are realizing Democrats stole something from us in this crisis and they want it back.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (vkHDf)
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We also thought George Floyd's death could bring us together.
And then BLM spoke up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:18 PM (LvTSG)
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Who thought that?
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (sX1BW)
Yeah, never thought that for one millisecond.
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:18 PM (bCLt0)
Biden has an enormous lead and the only question is how deep the blood will be on the Republican side. All the downticket races are going his way as well. These are facts, indeed superfacts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (mht8P)
The best part of that is that is EXACTLY the Argument that every MSM outlet and Every MSM pollster is making today. When I start to feel doubt, I think about what you just wrote and ask myself, "Can I actually believe THAT?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Polling is scientific. The methods are in place and are accepted by everyone with an opinion worth listening to. Don't wallow in your anti-scientific "impressions".
Biden has an enormous lead and the only question is how deep the blood will be on the Republican side. All the downticket races are going his way as well. These are facts, indeed superfacts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (mht8P)
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Superfacts are science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM
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Hey...they use models 'n shit.
Just like the dudes in London with the covid modeling.
and...and...Global Warming!!!
We all gonna dieeee!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2020 12:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (s2VJv)
That one's going to stink up the whole thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:18 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:10 PM (guGkK)
he'll go to the Cheers Bath House
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (R3uW
Where everybody knows your taint...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:13 PM (s2VJv)
Just put this on the Front Page and call a Lid on the day, ace.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:18 PM (Diq19)
A player who's name I recognize, DeAndre Hopkins, had a completely different reaction to a Trump parade recently. Its nice to see someone have an objective reaction to seeing a group of Trump supporters enjoying themselves, rather than channeling their inner TDS-based rage and make a fool out of himself.
Oh, and to Mr. Hopkins, GFY! I have many darker thoughts but I'll keep those repressed.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: aelfheld at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (Zy9Yy)
1/ Just spoke with a smart Dem strategist who is upset with the media's suppression campaign against Biden voters.
Dems have spent months scaring voters away from in-person voting & are now realizing they need those votes, and media COVID fearmongering isn't helping matters...
...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
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Uhh, it's not a "suppression campaign against Biden voters." Not by a long shot. The press has been trying to run a suppression campaign against everyone in the entire country.
It just so happens that Biden voters are the ones enthusiastically falling for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (hYcqw)
eagles can fly
It's similar to how coyotes can carry an entire family.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (vN+oL)
I don't think anyone here needs to be lectured about voting.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
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Now listen to me, young lady!...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (mht8P)
Right?
I think this guy, like so many, has gotten so used to it, that this is the default setting everywhere that he was genuinely surprised and thrilled to see an oasis of carefree celebration.
This is what the Left controlling our culture has done - polarized every community, whether it's entertainment, news, academia, church, your kids scout troop, gaming, sports. . People forget what it was like before every minute was spend either looking for an offense or trying not to offend, constantly reading the room to see what you can say/do.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)
I got my goddamn ballot right here gonna drop it off at city hall today goddamnit
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, probably true for our lot.
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
you'd be surprised.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: SH
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I absolutely feel the same way.
Terrible ruling, but saved the GOP's ass.
I can't tell you how many people I know that one stupid issue would define how they voted. Mostly Republican women.
And SoCons would be primarying pro-gay marriage Republicans, etc had it not happened. It would have been a blood bath for our side.
Posted by: Blago at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (gkdnV)
If you're considering DPRK as a Chinese client-state, maybe. Iran does have an exportable natural resource and a $64B sovereign wealth fund.
North Korea has...air.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
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Would that be an "own goal"? I think so.
Posted by: WisRich at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (G0vdT)
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Yes.
The narrative after the election will be that Trump mismanaged covid to scare Democrats away from the polls making his election illegitimate.
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BY GAWD IT IS ILLEGITIMATE NOW! DOWN WITH THE TYRANT! ENOUGH! IS! ENOUGH!
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM (L054u)
I know a couple of you who aren't going to.
goddammit, if you don't vote, you can't bitch. and I know all of yall like to bitch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (W2Pud)
They won't be able to stop me from voting. oh btw, curious hash you got there, lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM (9Om/r)
No response from US to Iran yet, as per sources
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:09 PM (cF8AT)
The official response will be LOLGF.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Its definitely more scientific than our country's COVID response.
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I'm sure most Europeans wish they had our COVID response. Those people trying to leave Paris the other evening apparently weren't thrilled with the standard European 'scientific' response.
Posted by: E.S. at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM (4i7w0)
Posted by: detective sergeant taint at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
you'd be surprised.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (W2Pud)
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Wait...I need to vote again?
I already voted in 2016.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM (LvTSG)
And I am nothing if not a scientist! I've given you odds of 100% that one of these candidates will win. I'm like freaking Nostradamus, here!
Posted by: Nate Silver` at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM (JioHo)
You will bitch. Do this. Do it now.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (xK9An)
Even gheys are creeped out by Lemon. The majority of blacks are not into the whole 'ghey' thing. Even squirrels want nothing to do with him considering what he does in his off time according to reliably unconfirmed facts.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (gRxWb)
Posted by: EveR at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (R0z7P)
When we say "Death to Israel", we only mean "Death to the Golan Heights, East Jerusalem, and the minor territorial adjustments Israel has made in the West Bank".
Trust us!
Posted by: Israel! at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (I2/tG)
According to this Twatter rando, about 30% of the registered Dems he called said they were voting for Trump.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (L9P9s)
If you're considering DPRK as a Chinese client-state, maybe. Iran does have an exportable natural resource and a $64B sovereign wealth fund.
North Korea has...air.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM (xK9An)
Having China is more of an advantage than Iran's oil. Especially now that the US and even Israel are predicting fossil fuels. Iran is indeed on the ropes worse than the NorKs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (s2VJv)
There is no more miserable and ungrateful group of narcissistic mediocrities on the planet than America-hating Lefties who have the #Privilege of living in America.
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: PabloD at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (qXPmL)
Even gheys are creeped out by Lemon. The majority of blacks are not into the whole 'ghey' thing. Even squirrels want nothing to do with him considering what he does in his off time according to reliably unconfirmed facts.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (gRxWb)
squirrels = gay slang for 14 year old boys
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (ifmtJ)
According to this Twatter rando, about 30% of the registered Dems he called said they were voting for Trump.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (VikfB)
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This is my truth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Le Mon at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (R3uW8)
The fat lady is clearing her throat as her wheels start to fall off for Trump.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (guGkK)
Producing not predicting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: E.S. at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (4i7w0)
We can rebuild xrm. We can make xrm better. Stronger. Faster.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (1ISKN)
So WTF are they getting these "polls"?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (gRxWb)
He's the reason squirrels hide their nuts.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (s2VJv)
OK.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (xK9An)
oil. Especially now that the US and even Israel are predicting fossil
fuels. Iran is indeed on the ropes worse than the NorKs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (s2VJv)
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I predict they're producing them too. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (WqPYg)
And then dance on the smoking corpse (metaphorically) for months. I freakin' LOVE how much Trump mocked Solemani's and Al Baghdadi's demise after 8 years of Obama scolding *us* after jihadi attacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (bDqIh)
He will go on to screech about how bigoted those people are that he denounces and cancels based on their creed, which has been labeled as racist just because.
Some powerful stupid right there.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (MvNJt)
I know a couple of you who aren't going to.
goddammit, if you don't vote, you can't bitch. and I know all of yall like to bitch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (W2Pud)
Trump don't need my vote here (SC)....Lindsey does...according to the media. I think he's been spooked by the massive spending by Harrison.
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
you'd be surprised.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (W2Pud)
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Wait...I need to vote again?
I already voted in 2016.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:20 PM
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Yes, you can go out and vote with your friends but only after you finish those peas Mister!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (axyOa)
Think of the Bushes, and the endless wars and nation building projects. Think of Clinton and his dozens of police actions, putting our people in harm's way for no gain. Think of Obama and his drone strikes, and how he destabilized non-threatening Libya, and tried to pull us fully into Syria.
The entire foreign policy establishment that authored those policies and decisions is behind Biden. Is this the America you want? Sure as hell isn't mine.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 12:24 PM (j9s4B)
Works for Covid.
Works for Climate.
Should work for elections, right?
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:24 PM (Diq19)
Its scientific in the same way as alchemy. There are the trappings of science but they don't follow any real proper science.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 12:24 PM (KZzsI)
We can rebuild xrm. We can make xrm better. Stronger. Faster.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (xK9An)
We can. But we won't.
*hefts Don Lemon Interview Axe Handle*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:24 PM (ifmtJ)
Sure they offered a poison pill.
But they made an offer. They have put in the table that Israel could actually be legitimate.
Posted by: blaster at October 30, 2020 12:24 PM (ZfRYq)
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Who thought that?
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (sX1BW)"
Because it's how this nation tackles every crisis. We lean on each other, we identify the problem and we work on the solution.
I survived 9-11 and the wars. I have family who died in just about every battle we Have ever fought. This is no different. It's a crisis. We attack it and the best among us rise up. We do that together. It's how we win. Our unity is our strength.
The attempt to divide us on this and race is unparalleled and deliberate. They know what I mentioned at the top is true. They don't want that, they want division. If most people took a moment to realize why, they wouldn't be fooled by Democrats.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 12:24 PM (vkHDf)
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 30, 2020 12:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:24 PM (VikfB)
94 61 Sources say Don Lemon spends his off days sexually torturing squirrels.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (gRxWb)
He's the reason squirrels hide their nuts.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (lgiXo)
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And the reason gerbils exist.
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (WqPYg)
you cannot trust nor replicate the data that you acquire
at best, it is a loosely held theory
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (R3uW8)
And the walls are closing in!
Posted by: The Media! at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (I2/tG)
Put the condom on your finger and dipped your pud in the Purple Ink, did you?
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (Diq19)
*******
BREAKING: Current Electoral College Prediction Shows President Trump Beating Sleepy Joe Biden By More than Crooked Hillary
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (NjyXk)
Ironically, Buffet has probably lost a lot of fans since he endorsed Biden.
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (sX1BW)
Polling is scientific in the way that most things outside the hard sciences are scientific.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (H5knJ)
Iran is following North Korea blackmail policy.
I'm sure Biden will be all in... When they tell him he is
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (Zmnko)
Oh, far from it. Iran is announcing a negotiated surrender, a prelude to complete surrender. First the Soleimani elimination, and now the Abraham Accords, have destroyed them. They're finished.
Ever since 1979, the Ayatollah's have been shrieking "DEATH TO ISRAEL! WE WILL RAIN DOWN MISSILES ON THEIR HEADS!!!" Never one possibility of ever acknowledging their existence.
and now it's "ok, we acknowledge you're there to stay, will you concede on terms?"
Nope, the obvious response is "Fuck you, you just surrendered, why do we grant you any terms?"
And I say all of this as someone who has deeply believed that a general Regional war has been coming, centered on Iran, for the last 40 years. I can't believe he did, but Trump has shifted our timeline.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Am I the only one that remembers:
Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Peas porridge in the pot
Nine days old
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (sI15f)
Shorter version of Iran's message:
Give us everything for a promise of us doing something in the future which we will not do.?
The Wimpy ploy has a long record of success.
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (zzdt2)
According to this Twatter rando, about 30% of the registered Dems he called said they were voting for Trump.
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YOU TRUMPIAN FASCISTS CAN'T DEMORALIZE ME!! STOP IT!
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (S8RbI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (L9P9s)
Even we've kicked him out of our club.
Posted by: The Smelly Finger Club at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Nate Silver
You wish, bitch. And it don't count if it's not in rhyming quatrains!
Posted by: zombie nostradamus at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (bCLt0)
We just weight the polls to assume a D+20 registration advantage!
It's easy!
Posted by: Pollsters! at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG)
Ironically, Buffet has probably lost a lot of fans since he endorsed Biden.
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (sX1BW)
Was never a fan, but now he goes into the jerkoff column
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (Diq19)
I doubt he votes this election.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (JKNZq)
All in Westchester County NY.
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (RdF5D)
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (E0PSG)
I should mention that the rando claims to be in PA.
I imagine Plugs lost a LOT of support with the anti-fracking crap. There are plenty of PA Dem voters who put food on the table from the oil bidness.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (R3uW8)
We just weight the polls to assume a D+20 registration advantage!
It's easy!
Posted by: Pollsters! at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG)
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"And that Biden will get 99% of the Democratic vote even though Obama only ever got 93%!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Super Spreader of Bullshit at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:22 PM (guGkK)
She'll stop singing once the walls close in!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (2C38g)
*******
BREAKING: Current Electoral College Prediction Shows President Trump Beating Sleepy Joe Biden By More than Crooked Hillary
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F' IT. THIS CALLS FOR A BUBBLE BATH!
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (plSA7)
Good chance that this race shakedown will end up in a "dog chasing a parked car" situation. Here, here's your white guilt. Here, take this check. Here, free college. And a house. And Rayful Edmonds Day. And (yet another) city to run into the ground.
Huh. Still losing.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 12:12 PM (gRxWb)
He's the reason squirrels hide their nuts.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (lgiXo)
And the reason gerbils exist.
He leaves us pretty much alone. We carry plague.
Posted by: Marmots at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (v16oJ)
Put the condom on your finger and dipped your pud in the Purple Ink, did you?
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (Diq19)
********
They have them in my local Rite-Aid for typing in your Phone Number instead or their Advantage card
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (NjyXk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (guGkK)
Where? That's home for me...I'd rally straight to all my fav Pizzerias.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (Diq19)
Is that like me predicting wine??
Posted by: zombie nostradamus at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (cJEnq)
Covid is a different because it's a manufactured crisis.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:26 PM (Zmnko)
Huge mistake by the Dems. Actual turnout at the polls is what will kill them and the reversal a week or so ago urging Dems to go vote ain't working.
heh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (sX1BW)
Used to like Buffet until he opened his piehole and endorsed the _ unt, back in '16. Now, hardly listen to him on SXM.
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (LKTKP)
If you need a pro Trump, anti Wuflu friend in No Cal, I have one on Facebook. Really nice to read that point of view from CA.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (sX1BW)
Well, you know, it's his own damn fault.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (kHg6S)
my death row last meal would be meatloaf, mashed potatoes and gravy, and peas- buttery and salty peas
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (cJEnq)
"Could be."
- - Linda "Pazuzu" Blair
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (dYe5S)
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I suspect that this nic is extremely funny, but I don't know why. Can anyone elaborate?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (hYcqw)
Iran is in a worse position than the NorKs by orders of magnitude. They are on the ropes economically and now, with the Trump realignment of the Middle East, they are going down. Hard.
But only IF Trump does, as I think he will, win.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (s2VJv)
Huh, the Trump who has been the strongest president for Israel I can think of. Almost like that "I will bless those who bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse" thing might be in play.
Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (Ojki1)
THIS is why Trump will win.
Democrats: "You suck, you racists! America sucks! America is racist! We're going to clobber the economy, but it's only because Americans deserve to suffer for all their sins. (But that does not include Democrats, who are not really Americans, and are embarrassed even to live here.)"
Trump: "America and Americans are great! America is beautiful! The best is yet to come!"
Tough choice, huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (pw+jk)
I will now know what it will feel like to crawl across broken glass to vote for Trump.
Gah. It'll be painful. But it MUST happen!
Posted by: Derak at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (k0WjC)
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (RdF5D)
Did you drive past Hill's place?
Not that she'd see or hear it. She's probably drunk by 11 am everyday.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Willie Cicci at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Trump parade dude got a cool t shirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (9Om/r)
Pipe Hitters Union - Veteran owned great stuff.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (k/TB6)
THIS is why Trump will win.
Democrats: "You suck, you racists! America sucks! America is racist! We're going to clobber the economy, but it's only because Americans deserve to suffer for all their sins. (But that does not include Democrats, who are not really Americans, and are embarrassed even to live here.)"
Trump: "America and Americans are great! America is beautiful! The best is yet to come!"
Tough choice, huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (YqDXo)
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Remember Hope and Change?
I member...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (W2Pud)
Are there people here that you know AREN'T voting?
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (cF8AT)
Thanks.. I'm not a facebook kind of Gal... Luckily my Family here are all Trumpians
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Marmots at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (v16oJ)
You're really cute, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Josef Pilsudski at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (uizIZ)
Where? That's home for me...I'd rally straight to all my fav Pizzerias.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (Diq19)
Thats where you're from?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (Diq19)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (yQpMk)
Where? That's home for me...I'd rally straight to all my fav Pizzerias.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (Diq19)
First one ended at the Playland parking lot, damn near filled the lot.
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (RdF5D)
Neither will vote for Biden, but when asked I'm still trying to get them into filled the box for POTUS.
There's still a chance
There is a likelihood that a couple of relatives and unfortunately a sister that will likely snap when DJT is re-elected. Enough so that I will be talking to my other sister (Denver) that is not voting about calling and checking in on our sister (Portland) to make sure she doesn't do anything stupid when reality steps in Tuesday night.
Posted by: H Badger at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (bCLt0)
rodent
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (S5OQe)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (Diq19)
Peas, in order of awesomeness:
Fresh green peas, raw, right off the vine.
Whole sugar pods in Chinese food.
Fresh green peas, steamed.
Split pea soup.
Frozen peas, tolerable.
Canned green peas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (EeQxl)
Posted by: EveR at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Super Spreader of Bullshit at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (7Fj9P)
Damn it!
Wrong Poster!
Stupid Army
Posted by: Bob, NSA at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (NgKpN)
You can vote for Trump and not be seen as "going R".
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (/2aWP)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (YqDXo)
...I heard Margaritaville nine hundred and seventy trillion times on the radio- enough with this Hawaiian shirt parrot shit music
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (VikfB)
Yes, but with the Greed Nude Eel, they'll be eating government provided organic and healthy arugula, so it's a win-win!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (oQxGC)
Depends. Are you doing it at a formal dinner, or doing it in the kitchen by yourself, because you just got in after the bars closed and need to smash down some food NOW?
If the latter, nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: pep at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (Diq19)
There's no "right way" to culturally appropriate, imperialist.
(reports Mannix to local political officer)
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (pYQR/)
I guess it was just one dick finger sniff assault too many.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (2HIdp)
does...according to the media. I think he's been spooked by the massive
spending by Harrison.
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (AwYPR)
I think that of all the Senate seats that are up for grabs, Number 1 on the Democrats list to acquire is Lindsey's, so they can crow about taking down the Judiciary Committee Chairman who got Kavanaugh and Barrett on SCOTUS.
Posted by: Vendette at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (LjimO)
Posted by: Marmots at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (v16oJ)
You're really cute, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)
We certainly think so.
Posted by: Otters at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (D51hO)
You can vote for Trump and not be seen as "going R".
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (/2aWP)
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Which is why 2022 is not going to be easy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
I know a couple of you who aren't going to.
goddammit, if you don't vote, you can't bitch. and I know all of yall like to bitch.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (W2Pud)
Yes. That is our role in all of this. Commenting is fine, but hauling our asses to the polling place is the difference in all of this.
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:17 PM (bCLt0)
I don't know, my voting station is almost a whole tree blocks away...
/
Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (RdF5D)
Holy shit, Playland. Haven't thought of that place in years.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)
Good point. I stand corrected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (YqDXo)
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Yeah, and it's an astonishing contrast. One side is optimistic - fairly realistic, but optimistic - and the other side has a platform consisting *only* of hate and envy and fear, with no hope at all.
It should be a walkover just on *tone.* But it won't be. And that is both sad and scary.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (hYcqw)
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I suspect that this nic is extremely funny, but I don't know why. Can anyone elaborate?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (hYcqw)
Keef is off the charts Bat guano crazy in his TDS. He needs to be admitted to a quadruple padded cell for treatment, STAT. Plus he's always sucked donkey penis.
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (LKTKP)
this leads me to a question the Horde. When eating ramen, do you
transfer it to a bowl, and go to town directly out of the pot? I'm a
"just eat it from the pot" guy, but people have declared that as a
result, I am uncivilized.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (hYcqw)
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Do you eat out of the pot over the sink or do sit down at a table?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (pw+jk)
"Trans-Republican" is now a thing?
Sure, why not?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (h1jJh)
Rhyming in French! Oh-ho!
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (S5OQe)
Posted by: Josephistan at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (yhaNS)
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (lgiXo)
I always thought 'Ticket to Ride' was 'Ticket to Rye' when I was a little kid!
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (Diq19)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
If you want to see how many red cars a neighborhood has and you're a pollster, and the people that have red cars go out of their way to avoid you, lie to you, say they don't know, or answer wrong in order to purposely making polling look bad, you're not going to have accurate results. Plus, the pollster perhaps has an agenda to create a narrative that they aren't many red cars, and strategically models the "neighborhood" based on that.
if you had the ability to "make" people answer honestly and not allow them to hang up on you, and model without a bias, there is something to the science of stats. But that's not happening at all.
Posted by: Blago at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: squeakywheel at October 30, 2020 12:04 PM (D64Wk)
I have never been in person, but I watch ALL THE TIME on TV. Never gets old.
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (lSFe/)
does...according to the media. I think he's been spooked by the massive
spending by Harrison.
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2020 12:23 PM (AwYPR)
I think that of all the Senate seats that are up for grabs, Number 1 on the Democrats list to acquire is Lindsey's, so they can crow about taking down the Judiciary Committee Chairman who got Kavanaugh and Barrett on SCOTUS.
Posted by: Vendette at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (LjimO)
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They just had a few hundred million dollars extra lying around because of BLM and ActBlue, so they threw Harrison high 8 digits in funds.
It's not going to work.
Graham is more popular in SC than Cruz is in TX.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (LvTSG)
Conservative Americans are the best Americans.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (jUVms)
I member...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, but the difference is that that was bullshit. Trump has already delivered on the economy and foreign policy, so he has credibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (YqDXo)
I always thought 'Ticket to Ride' was 'Ticket to Rye' when I was a little kid!
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (Diq19)
Toasted Rye Bread smothered with peanut butter while the bread is still hot so the PB melts.........
Mmmmmmmmmm........
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)
If the latter, nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (VikfB)
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Well, my lunch is very formal and today's theme is "white tie." But I'll be the only partygoer, so ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (hYcqw)
Shorter version of Iran's message:
Give us everything for a promise of us doing something in the future which we will not do.?
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Just like the congressional Democrats!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (Diq19)
Thats where you're from?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (9Om/r)
I worked at Indian Point for a few years.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (kHg6S)
Heh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (EeQxl)
Posted by: PabloD at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (qXPmL)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (KAi1n)
They certainly punched above their weight.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (yQpMk)
Trump wins Tuesday, by Friday the Saudis announce they are signing the Abraham accords. By December the Iraqi government will be purged of Iranian stooges, all American troops will be out of Afghanistan, and our troops will be drawing down in Iraq.
By the end of 2021...
The Turkish turd is assassinated and replaced with secular laws.
China will be knee capped
Hezbollah will be thrown out of Lebanon.
Iran will crater. Revolution ends the theocracy, mullahs murdered in public, A new secular government will be elected.
France purges all Muslims.
Great Britain purges Muslims.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (Vxu+H)
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I went and voted two weeks ago but I don't feel that was enough so I'm gonna go vote again.
If anyone asks, my name is Honcho Perezhogan and I've been a life-long registered democrat to ensure my vote will be counted.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Asking Kim Klacik to Be the Hot Fudge on My Vanilla Sundae at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)
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That was my immediate reaction. What kind of a garbage human being are you to ditch "friends" (quotes on purpose) because they don't support your political candidates of choice? I would never do that to any friend, even the biggest Obarky supporter, unless they were to verbally assault or otherwise insult me.
What a pathetic person he is. Maybe it's for the better. Isn't he the guy who crammed his fingers down another guy's pants? Yeah, I'd pass on being his friend.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:07 PM (9Om/r)
Pipe Hitters Union - Veteran owned great stuff.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (k/TB6)
ah, I just saw the skull and cross bones with the sword. I have similar stuff. yeah I know, shocking. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (ifmtJ)
I member...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (LvTSG)
Yes, I also remember, but I also knew, from the first second I saw him in action, he was a lying pos
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (2C38g)
They certainly punched above their weight.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (yQpMk)
Now they're squishy soybois, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
(reports Mannix to local political officer)
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (xK9An)
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Well, folks it was nice knowing you. I'll be mining ice in gulag this time tomorrow.
P.S. Tell Jukin that I do use the kitchen table.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (hYcqw)
I member...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, but the difference is that that was bullshit. Trump has already delivered on the economy and foreign policy, so he has credibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (YqDXo)
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True, but the point was the direction of the message.
Hope and Change got propped up and repeated ad nauseum by the media, and it felt good to be a part of the Obama movement (I assume).
Biden's campaign is "hide and fear". Trump's is "return to normal and America, fuck yeah".
Just the tenor of the two campaigns show which is most likely to win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (LvTSG)
Proof of Wokeism:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y44bcrrj
Proof Trannies are silly ninnies:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxezpyzs
J.K. Rowling "puts Trans lives at risk!" by pointing out that "Trans women" aren't actually women.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (kHg6S)
Shorter version of Iran's message:
Give us everything for a promise of us doing something in the future which we will not do.?
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Joe Biden: "Where do I sign up!"
Posted by: WisRich at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: detective sergeant taint at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Josephistan at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (yhaNS)
THIS.
If Trumps wins the Electoral College AND the popular vote, it will kick the Dems in the balls in trying to argue for elimination of the Electoral College (or change any other rules, which I'm sure they would like to do).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (YqDXo)
Donna, they are getting them from college educated folks who now lean further left with each degree.
My guess is that working class folks are not answering the pollsters who typically lean Dem in places like WI, MN, PA, NY, etc.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (pO7gM)
I remember when Trump has his first COVID rally and a bunch of kids reserved a lot of tickets, then didn't show. That was a tell. They're still at it.
I'm not implying every person who posts something to the effect that they're now on the Trump Train is lying, but some of them are.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (Diq19)
Because it's how this nation tackles every crisis.
Covid is a different because it's a manufactured crisis.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (H5knJ)
__________
*ding ding ding ding*
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (WqPYg)
Is this a murder confession?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (lgiXo)
He's got friends in crawlspaces..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (yQpMk)
Sunday Noon to 2 on Beltway
This is info on people meeting up in MoCo to join parade:
https://www.mcgop.com / mid_maryland_caravan
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (lSFe/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (W2Pud)
Are there people here that you know AREN'T voting?
Posted by: Tami
yep
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (LvTSG)
Of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (YqDXo)
I always thought 'Ticket to Ride' was 'Ticket to Rye' when I was a little kid!
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (Diq19)
...
Playland. Wow.
Pfizer used to rent it for a day for the employee picnic, so we went once a year.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:31 PM (Diq19)
Michaelangelo's on Underhill? I'm the health inspector for White Plains.
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (RdF5D)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
___________________
This is the kind of talk that scares me that I may have cocooned myself in my own bubble just like the MSM does with Twitter.
Posted by: Blago at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (gkdnV)
Does the trans female underwear have a hair pie and vag printed on it?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Shorter version of Iran's message:
Give us everything for a promise of us doing something in the future which we will not do.?
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Just like the congressional Democrats!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2020 12:33 PM (mht8P)
And the GOP in 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016..............
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (N39Ws)
Keith Olberman WAS a sports guy on ESPN. He and Dan Patrick were pretty funny way back when ESPN was still into sports. But Keith was always a gaping asshole and never stays in any job for long. As all can see now, he's bonkers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (gRxWb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (9bnwI)
heh.
You mean that all the national articles saying that Wisconsin is now the nation's Death Zone, and that the hospitals in Green Bay are full up with Chinese Death Virus patients, might be backfiring?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)
I think Beto was a wake-up call to the lazy types who assume it's in the bag and they don't need to make an effort.
I already voted.
My advice for early voting? Go on a Saturday afternoon. Most people don't expect a gov't building to be open on a Saturday.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (j9s4B)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (ifmtJ)
You know, I almost said, "oh yeah, well what about..." and then I couldn't think of anything.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (YqDXo)
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The movement predates Trump.
They want it so they can win the election with CA and NY. No more trying in MI, WI, or whatever swing state is going on that year.
I actually imagine the NPV contract to gain a little steam after a Trump popular vote win.
"See, Republicans? This can benefit you too!"
It won't be enough to actually get it over the line it needs to cross, but it will be a move in the wrong direction for constitutional governance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (Kpl3J)
And the walls are closing in!
Posted by: The Media! at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (I2/tG)
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Fun but useless: A sports writer and broadcaster named Dan Cook in San Antonio back in the day claimed to have been the first person to use the "fat lady sings" line.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (dfRN6)
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YES! YES! OMG YES! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING!
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (wPPDt)
Although I'm not sure I would have much of an appetite, knowing I was going buy the farm after I was done eating.
Can you send back your last meal if it's not cooked the way you like it. "Hey, not fair, this steak is well done! It's cooked as tough as Ted Bundy was after Florida zapped him!"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (LKTKP)
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Ah, yes, okay. I get it now. He's TDS "patient zero." Got it. I am familiar with Olbermann and his lunacy, but I couldn't make the obvious connection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (sX1BW)
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I've lived here since 2012 and I've never voted for him.
Until last Friday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
*******
BREAKING: Current Electoral College Prediction Shows President Trump Beating Sleepy Joe Biden By More than Crooked Hillary
+++++++++++++
F' IT. THIS CALLS FOR A BUBBLE BATH!
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (plSA7)
Freaking hilarious.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (sI15f)
Hope Lange was pretty hot.
Her "sister", "Change" Lange (born Albert), not so much.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (ifmtJ)
You know, I almost said, "oh yeah, well what about..." and then I couldn't think of anything.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)
Fried Pig Meat as the Universal Food??
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (ifmtJ)
Rum raisin bacon ice cream.
Challenge accepted.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (xK9An)
The more virtuous (from whatever the elite class feels are virtues), the more dissolute in real life. It is not what you say, it is what you do that counts.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Mark David Chapman at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (lMwpx)
People are tired of division and conflict.
Democrats stole something from us in this crisis and they want it back.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2020 12:16 PM (vkHDf)
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[ ] People are tired of division and conflict.
[ X ] Democrats stole something from us in this crisis and they want it back.
Yeah, I want it back. With damages and interest. Conflict? Their choice, or they can pay up peaceably.
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (MkuC5)
And you haven't closed down the Little Spot, yet!?
I kid...
It is Michaels Pizza and Pasta, now. Or it was.
Don't know if the guys we sold it to are still there, thoough.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (cRhhR)
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My parents went and voted in NY. They had to drive around to find a poll center they could get into. Lines out the door, around the block, full parking lots everywhere in districts and in a state that should not be contested.
They live in a heavily Jewish area. Wonder who they all voting for? Oy gevalt!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Asking Kim Klacik to Be the Hot Fudge on My Vanilla Sundae at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (9bnwI)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (3H9h1)
I think most of them are. How many of us here are terrified every second of every day that the people around us may learn that we are sympathetic to Trump? These people must realize that posting these videos could lead to social ostracization and/or loss of their jobs. I doubt that they would take these risks if it wasn't a gag that they let their friends and family in on.
Posted by: dresten at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (hCqcJ)
I figure most of them are probably real because what on earth do you gain by lying? Nobody is gonna go "well then I don't need to vote!"
But the number is tiny and doesn't necessarily represent anything meaningful. It might be the tip of the spear, and it might be nothing. Remember those anti-Obama feminists angry because Hills got turfed out?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (oQxGC)
this leads me to a question the Horde. When eating ramen, do you
transfer it to a bowl, and go to town directly out of the pot? I'm a
"just eat it from the pot" guy, but people have declared that as a
result, I am uncivilized.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (hYcqw)
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Do you eat out of the pot over the sink or do sit down at a table?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (pw+jk)
I subscribe to the conservation of clean dishes theory.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Auspex at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (Xo3T0)
Rum raisin bacon ice cream.
Challenge accepted.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (xK9An)
I'm SHOCKED I've not heard of a bacon infused vodka hit the market.
SHOCKED, I tell you.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
All in Westchester County NY.
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (RdF5D)
Did you drive past Hill's place?
Not that she'd see or hear it. She's probably drunk by 11 am everyday.
Posted by: DonnaV at October 30, 2020 12:29 PM (HabA/)
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I drove by once when Hillary was out-of-town and heard nothing but loud, Energizer-bunny-like banging sounds ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (oQxGC)
Mostly his intestinal tract, but.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)
I used to work for Entergy. Then I took a super-model to the knee.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (S5OQe)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)
It should have 40-grit sandpaper lining it, so they can give themselves "gender-affirming surgery".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (EeQxl)
That was around the time when MTV played music videos, right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (CQPWi)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (bCLt0)
Pfft. Try it with a comb. - Amy K.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: squeakywheel at October 30, 2020 12:04 PM (D64Wk)
I have never been in person, but I watch ALL THE TIME on TV. Never gets old.
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (lSFe/)
The Trump Boat Rally was joyful- music, laughing, people were giddy.
Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
Cover them with honey first. Mission accomplished.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (yQpMk)
It will lead to the breakup of the country as the "flyover" people are not going to be ruled by the coast elites. The left coast looks longingly to China for inspiration while the right coast looks longingly at European nations like Frau Merkel's Germany as divine.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 12:32 PM (LKTKP)
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Ah, yes, okay. I get it now. He's TDS "patient zero." Got it. I am familiar with Olbermann and his lunacy, but I couldn't make the obvious connection.
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I have been told by a celebrated comedy theorist that if you have to explain the joke, it isn't funny.
Posted by: simplemind at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (L054u)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (ifmtJ)
Rum raisin bacon ice cream.
Challenge accepted.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (xK9An)
I've had bacon on ice cream.
I'll try this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (ifmtJ)
Trump said that they had 25,000 tickets sold and they were told only 250 could attend. "They thought we'd cancel, but we're not cancelling, so we'll see what happens."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:27 PM (Diq19)
peas in mashed potatoes with roast gravy is the best.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (oQxGC)
Is that more or less acceptable than Severely conservative? Asking for a friend who is thinking of running for president again in 2024.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (Ojki1)
As a side benefit, I'll vote for Trump, but alas it won't be enough to win California. I wouldn't be surprised if I was the ONLY pro-Trump vote at my polling station, which will likely go Biden 1500 - Trump 1.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (WqPYg)
Bill was home?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (YqDXo)
It's nice to hear that Blacks may vote more for Trump. Many, especially Black men, will also sit this one out, which is in effect half a vote for Trump. Despite Historic First Kamala.
I've called the Hispanic vote the wild card this cycle. It's equivalent in raw numbers to the Black vote, but has historically had lower turnout and thrown the Rs 35%, while Blacks only vote 10% R. Until now, this has made the Black vote more important to the Ds than the Hispanic.
I expect that Hispanics are pissed at the Ds for BLM and all the other shit how the Ds ignores them. They'll stay home or vote Trump this cycle, enough to move the needle a couple of points. The polls don't see this.
Karens look at Trump and see a gavone.
Hispanics look at Trump and see a padrone.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (9TdxA)
Cover them with honey first. Mission accomplished.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (yQpMk)
It makes the peas taste funny but it keeps them on the knife
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: EveR at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (R0z7P)
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Thanks for the reminder. Just tossed in another couple of Benjis.
Posted by: WisRich at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (KZzsI)
PUMA fail
ORCA fail
MAGA win
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (Q3XBb)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (cRhhR)
lol, that's North White Plains, technically North Castle, guy who sits next to me in the office does it. I've never been in there.
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (RdF5D)
If they only polled Poles, they could say the Poles are 100% accurate.
Posted by: Josef Pilsudski at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (uizIZ)
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Stealing that.
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (WqPYg)
Whether it's done with real bacon or just artificial flavoring is another question.
I suppose one would use it in Bloody Marys.
Posted by: PabloD at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (qXPmL)
I used to work for Entergy. Then I took a super-model to the knee.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (S5OQe)
Me too, Entergy. And I'm waiting on them to get my power back on right now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (1ISKN)
And I have to be honest that I have dropped lefty friends. Lately when we got together they want to talk about global warming and soccer. I've decide I just have nothing in common. I still play with the lefty band mates (though they aren't coming out until there's and effective vaccine), but I feel pretty isolated otherwise.
Posted by: InCali at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (9AFWN)
Friend of mine lived 2 doors down from Hillary and Bill. He ended up selling his place shortly after they moved in. Said it was a fucking nightmare dealing with the SS.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:42 PM (b2R9P)
Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
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I loved the impromptu Trump boat rally that encircled the landing zone when SpaceX brought our astronauts back home from the ISS in their Dragon capsule. They kept their distance, were calm and not at all reckless, and it made for a great image. That was awesome. If I had been in FL and had a boat, you can bet your ass I'd have joined in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:42 PM (hYcqw)
What Keith's rubber duck has seen...
Wasn't C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate, I can tell you.
Posted by: The Olberduck at October 30, 2020 12:42 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007.... at October 30, 2020 12:42 PM (Q3XBb)
As a side benefit, I'll vote for Trump, but alas it won't be enough to win California. I wouldn't be surprised if I was the ONLY pro-Trump vote at my polling station, which will likely go Biden 1500 - Trump 1.
You might considering voting against Prop 16 while you are there.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 12:42 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (HEEq1)
Props 20 and 22 are the only ones even worth considering.
I debated voting against 22, just because I would rather see Gonzalez's abortion repealed entirely, not just have carve outs for specific lines of work.
But in the event, I voted for it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:42 PM (YqDXo)
Friend of mine lived 2 doors down from Hillary and Bill. He ended up selling his place shortly after they moved in. Said it was a fucking nightmare dealing with the SS.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:42 PM (b2R9P)
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The Secret Service was always at their windows because Bill was peeping, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah. MotorClassics (next door) is/was a friend's place. I used to wash and wax all of those sweet rides!
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (b2R9P)
bacon is always good, in everything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (ifmtJ)
The bacon at the MoMe was off the charts. Deep fried. off...the...charts
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (9Om/r)
https://tinyurl.com/yy2wpl8f
Trump leggings. Didn't find a sign.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (w7KSn)
Voting is our signal to the Deep State. Vote so that they may prepare to accept their fate.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (KDCRD)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (bCLt0)
According to this Twatter rando, about 30% of the registered Dems he called said they were voting for Trump.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (VikfB)
I wouldn't be surprised if a few of those people said that out of sheer frustration in order to get the phone bankers to quit bothering them.
Posted by: Vendette at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (LjimO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (oQxGC)
The more virtuous (from whatever the elite class feels are virtues), the more dissolute in real life. It is not what you say, it is what you do that counts.
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That's total B.S.
got any crack?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (L054u)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin
Also that Fredo has someone around he's smarter than. Don Lemon might be the dumbest person on TV.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (gRxWb)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (I2/tG)
Let's just say that a big part of the demographic the Ds are counting on are not the most organized bunch. That's why normally they have to be driven to the polls and bribed with walkaround money to get their asses off the sofa.
If you don't mail in bills on time, are you gonna be that worried about mailing in a ballot?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (HabA/)
It makes the peas taste funny but it keeps them on the knife
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (ifmtJ)
Johnson boys?
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (lSFe/)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (l7udz)
https://tinyurl.com/yy2wpl8f
Trump leggings. Didn't find a sign.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (xK9An
++++++++++
That is ... disturbing. Very disturbing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (hYcqw)
Didn't Keef get #MeTooed or something? His whole schtick this year has felt like a performance to try and get himself back in the good graces of the Wokerati.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2020 12:44 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (pO7gM)
what will change over the next 4 years, because of the response to Covid: The right and left coasts are going to see an economic depression and failures of much of their businesses and cities, while most of the center of the country is going to see an unprecedented amount of growth and wealth flowing in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 12:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (bCLt0)
It's so good. I grew up on a farm, too! Cheers!
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:44 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Marybeth at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (4pK1/)
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The NYT and WaPo cannot see it not that smartest woman in the world Hillary.
Posted by: Decaf at October 30, 2020 12:44 PM (nL4fk)
Posted by: projection on steroids at October 30, 2020 12:44 PM (V9NdA)
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2020 12:39 PM (WqPYg)
I guess Viagra works?
Posted by: F-105D at October 30, 2020 12:44 PM (LKTKP)
Although I'm not sure I would have much of an appetite, knowing I was going buy the farm after I was done eating.
Can you send back your last meal if it's not cooked the way you like it. "Hey, not fair, this steak is well done! It's cooked as tough as Ted Bundy was after Florida zapped him!"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (HabA/)
Obligatory musical number:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GzuRCeq8uBk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2020 12:44 PM (EeQxl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (hYcqw)
Men's sizes S-XXL.
Mutated.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:44 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Well la-de-da, Mr. Fancy Pants. I lived on $.04 ramen (not even brand name top ramen) made with warm tap water (no microwave or tea pot), an occasional slice of bread fried in a pan (no toaster) and plain wrap light beer.
Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2020 12:45 PM (Ed8Zd)
In my case, it was a smelly hippy, but same outcome. Northeast is going to be hurting in the next couple years.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 30, 2020 12:45 PM (S5OQe)
"...a sense of community."
Didn't watch vid but that right there nails every Trump and Trump type ( see end lock down and mask ) rally I've been to.
Nurse and Tami -
Anyone here who doesn't vote doesn't vote doesn't belong here.
Posted by: TeeJ at October 30, 2020 12:45 PM (dmWPe)
Posted by: InCali at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (9AFWN)
My situation is the opposite: of my 20+ baseball buddies, ALL but one are conservative. And all ignore the mask nonsense. At practice the other week a liberal couple - masked up, natch - stood behind the backstop and gave us the stink eye. Everybody laughed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:45 PM (YqDXo)
Some people are proud of being degenerates but at least they are not hypocrites.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2020 12:45 PM (pO7gM)
The reason you know it's OK is because *NO* Biden voters are Biden supporters except his relatives/flunkies. The relatively decent liberals who will vote for him are just doing it to keep power out of the other guy's hands.
Therefore the rule can't just be another weapon against deplorable "legacy America." It has to apply to both sides.
And not supporting and not voting for either is OK too. The offline society away from Twitter does not yet have the nature of aascist police state defined by party loyalty, or more than 1/2 the country still doesn't have that, despite the best efforts of media/Silicon Valley.
The only thing stupider than assigning morality to someone purely on a single voting decision is the gambling-addict belief that the purpose of your past votes is to have backed the winner most times. I actually heard this notion from a female college lecturer the other day. I say female because the idea was offered in a cutesy "Oh that's just how put-upon I am" joking manner rather than the spirit of "Here's how low-key deluded/demented I am"
Posted by: Son of Prognostimacator at October 30, 2020 12:45 PM (mX3Ey)
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:19 PM (W2Pud)
Are there people here that you know AREN'T voting?
Posted by: Tami
yep
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:35 PM (W2Pud)
Their reasons?
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (cF8AT)
MN AG - Antifa is trying to enforce State's 250 person max...
In a State where rioting was perfectly fine.
Who do you think this helps
Posted by: H Badger at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:11 PM (VikfB)
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Then it's about time.
Posted by: Decaf at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (nL4fk)
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM
Well, that and the fact his opponent is revealed more and more to be a proggie, and said opponent's MIL says she "not a nice person".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 30, 2020 12:37 PM (HabA/)
Ricky Ray Rector saved his last-meal dessert "for later."
Well played, Mr. Rector.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (xK9An)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (oQxGC)
It makes the peas taste funny but it keeps them on the knife
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (ifmtJ)
Johnson boys?
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (lSFe/)
Well, at least the Iowa folk song version of it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (b2R9P)
Posted by: TeeJ at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (oQxGC)
HAHAHA!
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 12:44 PM (Kpl3J)
I.e. a "controlled experiment."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (YqDXo)
So a future Grapes of Wrath sequel substituting Texas for California as the promised land.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (pO7gM)
Because the only thing better than a Trump victory would be running up
the score and having him win the popular vote too!
Posted by: Josephistan "
Plus watching those blue state to order their electors to vote for national vote winner Trump would be extra Schadenfreude++
They will follow through on that, right?
Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (MxEKc)
I can't think of a coherent argument for Trump, but maybe someone in the horde can?"
Trump is intelligent enough to hire staffers capable of reading a weather report. See: postponing NC rally versus the latter having self, staff, and supporters soaked in torrential rain last night in Miami.
Posted by: fringe at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (FPur3)
Posted by: tubal
Reminds me of a rhyme my Grandad used to recite:
I like to eat peas with honeyBeen doin it all my lifeIt may sound kind of funnyBut it helps em stick to my knife.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (vl6fm)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (w7KSn)
Especially when the law just makes you jump through some legal hoops to get around it.
Just set up an LLC, and you are now a business sending another business a bill for specific tasks.
Costs about $15 a year to set up online.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (NgKpN)
Didn't Keef get #MeTooed or something? His whole schtick this year has felt like a performance to try and get himself back in the good graces of the Wokerati.
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THAT. SIR. IS. A. LIE.
THERE IS NO MAN MORE IN TOUCH WITH THE FEMININE THAN I!
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (CvxZq)
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (L9P9s)
My parents are Biden's age and hate Buffet and Biden.
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (LKTKP)
I'm sort of starting to appreciate Twitter. Dems believe the Twitterverse mirrors Reality. That's good. Keeps them happy, seething in their hate juice, hate marinade if you will. And the rest of us can go on with life.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (rXie1)
The bacon at the MoMe was off the charts. Deep fried. off...the...charts
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (9Om/r)
And we now have our own bacon wench!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
It makes the peas taste funny but it keeps them on the knife
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (ifmtJ)
Johnson boys?
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (lSFe/)
Well, at least the Iowa folk song version of it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (ifmtJ)
We had a record with folksongs on it growing up. Your lyric brought it to might. Can't picture cover so not sure of artist...
Posted by: Iris at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (lSFe/)
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (RdF5D)
Used to like Buffet until
...I heard Margaritaville nine hundred and seventy trillion times on the radio- enough with this Hawaiian shirt parrot shit music
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 12:30 PM (iTXRQ)
If you've ever spent any time around live-aboard boaters, you'll know that playing any music EXCEPT Buffett at your weekend party is grounds for having your yacht fired on, full broadside. It's annoying and childish.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (EGyGV)
Karens look at Trump and see a gavone.
Hispanics look at Trump and see a padrone.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 30, 2020 12:41 PM (9TdxA)
I agree with you. Here in Texas, I have seen absolutely nothing from the Dems aimed at the Hispanic Community other than "You're Supposed to Vote for Us!!!" Biden has no appeal to them, Harris even less. And even those on the left have known from the start that "Black Lives Matter" means "Hispanic Lives Don't."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Dessert was 2 Poverty cookies and black coffee.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (b2R9P)
That's fine dining right there!
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: EveR at October 30, 2020 12:21 PM (R0z7P)
Don't know about the rest of you, but I intend to earn my place in the gulag. There are people that i have identified as being part of the problem. They shall not live to enjoy their communist utopia.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (VcFUs)
Piffle.
Use chopsticks on those Jell-O cubes you see at Chinese buffet places.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (oQxGC)
Hell, using chopsticks on Anything!! Eating food with sticks! Grumble.
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Asking Kim Klacik to Be the Hot Fudge on My Vanilla Sundae at October 30, 2020 12:49 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (Zmnko)
His mom was paying them.
Posted by: Roland THTG
When he was a kid, his Mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 30, 2020 12:49 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2020 12:34 PM (YYlyE)
From themselves?
Posted by: Vikings at October 30, 2020 12:49 PM (2lgEM)
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The woke position is that if you are not mentally ill, you're evil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 30, 2020 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:49 PM (sI15f)
MN AG - Antifa is trying to enforce State's 250 person max...
In a State where rioting was perfectly fine.
Who do you think this helps
Posted by: H Badger at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (n/0Nw)
so, AntiFa will go up against the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES???
Really?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2020 12:49 PM (NgKpN)
Dinner. Every night for at least 2 years.
All the other food monies went to my mountain bike and gas tank.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:50 PM (b2R9P)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I never really have understood the poll trolls that come here and think people here are not going to vote if they demoralize us, even if they think it's hopeless.
Posted by: Blago at October 30, 2020 12:50 PM (gkdnV)
Trump's campaign is basically one long Jimmy Buffet concert. Say what
you will about his music, but his concerts are just fun. One concert
will make anyone a fan.
Ironically, Buffet has probably lost a lot of fans since he endorsed Biden.
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (sX1BW)
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Lost me a long time ago. I was a bit of a Parrothead in the '90s, my friends and I would usually do 8-10 Buffett shows per summer, and it was always great fun. That ended in the late '90s, after Jerry Garcia died. The Dead of course stopped touring, and all the Deadheads started showing up at Buffett shows, which dramatically changed the vibe. I'd only ever seen the Dead once, and while I was glad I had just to say I had, it wasn't an experience I cared to repeat. Once the Buffett show parking lots stopped being plastic flamingos and beers and margaritas and started being tye-dyes and acid and whipits, the magic was gone. Exhibit A in my "hippies ruin everything" argument.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2020 12:50 PM (+3rQF)
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My parents went and voted in NY. They had to drive around to find a poll center they could get into. Lines out the door, around the block, full parking lots everywhere in districts and in a state that should not be contested.
They live in a heavily Jewish area. Wonder who they all voting for? Oy gevalt!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Asking Kim Klacik to Be the Hot Fudge on My Vanilla Sundae at October 30, 2020 12:38 PM (8YFRI)
We are watching. Vote the wrong way and we will make sure people know. Yellow stars for all in certain areas.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at October 30, 2020 12:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 12:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (bCLt0)
Sharpen the ends.
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2020 12:50 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:50 PM (b2R9P)
And marijuana. Right?
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (xK9An)
genuine legislative malfeasance designed to outlaw freelancing of all
types?"
No, I'm glad Hiram Johnson (not to be confused with Hiram Walker) was able to get an initiative system set up in California (though I think it should not apply to spending). That system gave us Propositions 13, 187, 215, 218, and 227.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (Oka5v)
Maybe that is the story. Don Lemon actually has friends in his NYC circles who have joined the trump train.
Posted by: Keith at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (b2R9P)
Posted by: Son of Prognostimacator at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (mX3Ey)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 30, 2020 12:49 PM (ZCiJZ)
Dead. Got a perfect visual of that sad face sitting on the porch with a pork chop tied around his neck and the dog growling and snapping at him.
Im getting no work done at all.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:49 PM (sI15f)
I intend to be brutally tactless. Coarse, and offensive in the extreme to them.
Phuck the left.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (VcFUs)
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Nah bruh. Let's stay focused on things that can realistically happen.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Heh, no. "Trans" men/women = fake men/women, so I would not apply that to this dude.
This guy experienced a paradigm shift, and you can tell that going forward, he will never accept anyone calling Trump supporters "Nazis" or something similar. At most, he may concede that, sure, there may be some ugly white supremacists out there who like Trump, but that has nothing to do with the rest of his voters.
He is now immune from a sh#t-ton of the MSM-entertainment-academic narrative. Signifcant.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (tX2OH)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 30, 2020 12:43 PM (w7KSn)
Propositions have gotten us into a LOT of messes. Prop. 99 - a constitutional amendment, no less - mandated that 39+% of the state budget HAD to go to K-12 "education." Thanks, teachers' unions!
OTOH, in 1975 we did get Prop. 13, limiting property tax increases, to the immense frustration of the Reds, so there's that. All that lovely money being wasted on the people who earned it, when there are so many deserving layabouts who want it, and are willing to vote Democrat to get it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (oQxGC)
I can't remember who but a comedian has a great bit on chopsticks. He points out that they do understand the concept of spoons and forks. They don't go plow the field with two big pool cues. They have shovels, they have pitchforks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (W2Pud)
you will about his music, but his concerts are just fun. One concert
will make anyone a fan.
Ironically, Buffet has probably lost a lot of fans since he endorsed Biden.
Posted by: SH at October 30, 2020 12:25 PM (sX1BW)
Trump is a salesman, and understands that you're very often not selling the product, you're selling an idea. Trump understands that and is selling the idea of an unashamed American identity again.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (sTnpX)
So a future Grapes of Wrath sequel substituting Texas for California as the promised land.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2020 12:47 PM (pO7gM)
It's already happening, except substitute the Middle Classes for the poor.
California is turning itself into an old time feudal state - masses of poor, subservient villagers ruled by a handful of Lords ensconced in their Stone Castles on top of the hill.
And like all Lords, they believe that it's far better to Rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Interesting.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:46 PM (oQxGC)
Hell, using chopsticks on Anything!! Eating food with sticks! Grumble.
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:48 PM (bCLt0)
If you watch Chopped on the Food Network one of the judges, Geoffrey Zakarian, will eat almost everything using chopsticks, including ice cream.
Posted by: Vendette at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (LjimO)
Posted by: dartist at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (+ya+t)
genuine legislative malfeasance designed to outlaw freelancing of all
types?"
No, I'm glad Hiram Johnson (not to be confused with Hiram Walker) was able to get an initiative system set up in California (though I think it should not apply to spending). That system gave us Propositions 13, 187, 215, 218, and 227.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (KAi1n)
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You know what California does have?
I bi-annual election to chose representatives in the state legislature.
Maybe the CA GOP could get off its ass and fight a bit harder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 30, 2020 12:05 PM (Oka5v)
Maybe that is the story. Don Lemon actually has friends in his NYC circles who have joined the trump train.
Posted by: Keith at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (jdGlx)
Wasn't that guy Lemon sexually assaulted working at a bar in the Hamptons? Everything I've seen says that is hardcore Trump country, maybe that's who he's talking about.
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (RdF5D)
Texas.
I sometimes wonder if the hosts are into politics at all or just sort of read the prompter and get info from their own shitty brand.
Posted by: MJ at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
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This is the kind of talk that scares me that I may have cocooned myself in my own bubble just like the MSM does with Twitter.
Posted by: Blago at October 30, 2020 12:36 PM (gkdnV)
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Yeah me too.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (tX2OH)
Interesting.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (VikfB)
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This could turn out in a variety of ways. I explored many of them.
Posted by: Robert A. Heinlein at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (H5knJ)
Or have some fun with it.
"What's this?"
"Stool."
"It looks like shit!"
"Yes. Your spoon. You have ten minutes."
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (xK9An)
That was around the time when MTV played music videos, right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:40 PM (VikfB)
And Comedy Central had comedy on it, and Scfi had Scie-Fi programming.
It was dodging the dinosaurs long enough to watch something that was the trick.
Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (KAi1n)
Yeah, it did, but the Reds have been working tirelessly to undermine each of those, especially the first two.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (YqDXo)
Interesting.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (VikfB)
Sure, but when we do it we're the bad guys!
Posted by: White Men at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (1ISKN)
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Nah bruh. Let's stay focused on things that can realistically happen.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (22mNy)
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*nods sagaciously*
*refocuses on threeway with Dolley and Karen Gillan*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (tX2OH)
Interesting.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (VikfB)
There will be rape rooms.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Incredible enthusiasm for President @realDonaldTrump in MICHIGAN!
https://tinyurl.com/y5lulvgc
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (cF8AT)
It was dodging the dinosaurs long enough to watch something that was the trick.
Posted by: Bete at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (Ojki1)
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And the History channel wasn't all ghost shows.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (2HIdp)
"Chinese are funny people, boy. You know what they can do? Eat with sticks. Swear to God! I seent a Chinee man with two sticks and a bowl of food, didn't drop a goddamed speck! N***** lose three pounds of food with a knife and fork."
-- Richard Pryor's "Mudbone" character
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (VikfB)
Texas.
I sometimes wonder if the hosts are into politics at all or just sort of read the prompter and get info from their own shitty brand.
Posted by: MJ at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (gAMkn)
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Texas of 2020 isn't Texas of 2000 or even 2010. There has been a massive demographic shift in the state from immigration (legal and illegal) and out of state migration to the state. Ironically TX is a victim of its own success. Conservative policies created an economic boom that attracted liberals who are now voting to kill that boom.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 12:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: StockMarket at October 30, 2020 12:55 PM (Ie5rD)
Interesting.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (VikfB)
Sure, but when we do it we're the bad guys!
Posted by: White Men at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (1ISKN)
I propose that Mr. Musk reads a bit too much Kim Stanley Robinson.
Posted by: tubal at October 30, 2020 12:55 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 30, 2020 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JayInAmes at October 30, 2020 12:55 PM (yGu6h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 12:55 PM (KZzsI)
Nuns for Trump in Michigan!
President Trump is protecting religious freedom for ALL
Joe Biden wants to force nuns to fund the unlimited abortions of healthy babies up until the moment of birth.
https://tinyurl.com/y4twg2g5
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:55 PM (cF8AT)
Incredible enthusiasm for President @realDonaldTrump in MICHIGAN!
https://tinyurl.com/y5lulvgc
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (cF8AT)
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That is awesome.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2020 12:55 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (tX2OH)
They can tolerate my foot up their ass. I'm tired of their shit.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (KAi1n)
Another thing: the logistics of these rallies is remarkable.
Imagine the organization involved in:
1. Staging 4-5 concerts simultaneously (because he is doing up to 3 a day and they have to be prepping the follow on venues for that day and the following days).
2. The locations for the concerts are not venues prepared for concerts - they are frickin airport blacktop. So they have to set up stands, get cranes to hold the flags, set up TV monitors, and completely prepare the AV for each stop.
3. Each one of these has to be ready to deal with 10,000-30,000 people.
4. Each location has to be scouted and prepped by the secret service. They make walls to protect the president from snipers by using freight trucks to wall off the area. They fly a helicopter over the site for about an hour before the president arrives and when leaving looking for security problems. They have what appears to be all sorts of telecommunicaton/jamming equipment set up.
5. Each location has to have the security screening and even security (who look like former special forces) mixed in with the crowds for every event.
6. The locations do not have parking for 10K to 30K people. So, they have to fine places nearby for all of the cars for the crowds.
7. They have to set up busses to shuttle people from the parking to the event and back, including handicap shuttles.
8. They have to shut off the nearby roadways for the shuttle activities and coordinate all of this with the local police.
9. The have to get the POTUS in and out safely. Each event must give the SS terrible heartburn and Trumps willingness to do all of these shows true courage.
It is the most remarkable and effective operation I have even seen. Pulling it off as well as they have is the single best reason Trump should be re-elected.
Posted by: Brian at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (eV752)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (tX2OH)
> Posted by: Robert A. Heinlein
Good call. Musk is pretty much a real-life Heinlein character.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:51 PM (b2R9P)
Well, yes. But the frisson of purchasing it beats the tedium of growing it.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (xK9An)
Oh, yeah? I bet this was more of a "You can't fire me- I quit!!" situation.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (JioHo)
*refocuses on threeway with Dolley and Karen Gillan*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at Octobe
is the hitch getting the wife in, because it is known that g girl would be in for $1000
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (4Jold)
Interesting.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (VikfB)
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So, something like how it was depicted on Futurama? I'm okay with that.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (O+I8R)
About a month ago we were told that Texas was in play and Biden was going to make a massive ad buy there. It never happened.
Texas is not in play.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (22mNy)
That's the Dem narrative. I actually think Trump has a real good chance of winning the Hispanic vote in Texas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (oQxGC)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (22mNy)
Interesting.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
++++++++++++
This could turn out in a variety of ways. I explored many of them.
Posted by: Robert A. Heinlein
Yeah. That whole black flag/throat slitting thing is kosher.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (e3Ezr)
Never happy about anything, always a new thing to bitch about.
Who needs it...
Posted by: Attila the unreasonable at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (w7KSn)
You own what you can defend.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (yQpMk)
One of these days he's gonna have a perfectly good hand removed and replaced by an animatronic hand. Proof of concept. Musk win.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (xK9An)
All the other food monies went to my mountain bike and gas tank.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:50 PM (b2R9P)
I had rice and a can of tuna with cajun seasoning. Kind of makes me sick thinking about it now.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Asshoes
Tiktok longer than 15 seconds.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (e3Ezr)
Incredible enthusiasm for President @realDonaldTrump in MICHIGAN!
https://tinyurl.com/y5lulvgc
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*whispering sing song - head barely above the bubbles*
Rubber duckey you're the one . . . you make bath time so much fun
Posted by: Keith Olberman - patient zero at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (plSA7)
the last one was 4 years ago and apparently they ain't over it yet
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (iTXRQ)
Texas.
I sometimes wonder if the hosts are into politics at all or just sort of read the prompter and get info from their own shitty brand.
Posted by: MJ at October 30, 2020 12:53 PM (gAMkn)
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Newscasters want an audience. Reporting that Texas and Georgia are in the bag for Trump loses much of their audience. They need a cliff hanger, even if its a fake cliff hanger.
Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Zod
it's a weed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (W2Pud)
About a month ago we were told that Texas was in play and Biden was going to make a massive ad buy there. It never happened.
Texas is not in play.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)
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People crow about Beto's performance in 2018, but they never mention that Abbott won by 13%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
Is Texas 2020 like the Texas of 2018? Because the GOP still won statewide offices up for grabs that year too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (VikfB)
Musk probably read a lot of classic sci-fi. He might even be aware of it.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (j9s4B)
Well, if you're the only ones with capability to send man missions there...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (VikfB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (oQxGC)
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On the floor, yes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (O+I8R)
Some people say there's a woman to blame.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
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That would be hilarious, since Hildabeast is one of the NY electors and would have to cast her ballot for him. The optics of that would be priceless.
Posted by: theATL at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (3leHG)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (22mNy)
That's the Dem narrative. I actually think Trump has a real good chance of winning the Hispanic vote in Texas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 12:57 PM (Kpl3J)
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Maybe. GWB won 40% so Trump could as well. But other than that, Dallas, Houston, Austin and San Antonio have grown bigly in the past 10-15 years, fueled by people from NY, NJ and CA.
I've spent a lot of time in all 4 cities for work and if I didn't know I was in TX, I'd swear I was in the Bay Area or Los Angeles based on simply the people I interacted with.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (22mNy)
If you watch Chopped on the Food Network one of the judges, Geoffrey Zakarian, will eat almost everything using chopsticks, including ice cream.
Posted by: Vendette at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (LjimO)
If his name was Chin, and he spoke with a nearly impenetrable Cantonese accent I could understand that. But an Armenian eating everything with chopsticks is a stupid affectation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (EGyGV)
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I have a wee sadistic side to me in that I want to see them breakdown emotionally to the point of pure, break-with-reality sanity. They're just about there anyway. It's bad of me, yes, but I want them to suffer.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (O+I8R)
If they are resorting to publicly threatening to blacklist people from their dinner parties, and the type of people they would normally be hanging out with are a certain type to begin with, that is certainly an indicator of something.
Posted by: DJ3Way at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (bhPL1)
My wife refused to vote for President in 2016.
We both voted for Trump this past Sunday.
Posted by: fringe at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (FPur3)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (5oMIQ)
1 - Use your channel as a way to showcase new, fresh, exciting and interesting talent that the music industry ignores, creating fans and influencing music, which means losing backing and access to music industry events and releases.
2 - Keep just showing videos that the music industry foisted on them, and drop to Shopping Channel-level ratings because the music is such crap
3 - Stop showing music videos and do reality shows that are awful but eye-catching like train wreck
They chose 3 and have stayed in pretty good business. It was their godawful show about sticking 4 miserable 20-something idiots in a house and filming it that kicked off the reality show wave.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI)
I believe it.
Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2020 01:00 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 30, 2020 01:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Is Texas 2020 like the Texas of 2018? Because the GOP still won statewide offices up for grabs that year too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 12:58 PM (H5knJ)
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I'm not saying TX is going to be Biden +20. I'm saying it's not crazy to say TX is competitive.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 01:00 PM (22mNy)
He's no Billy Ray Cyrus, I'll say that much.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 01:00 PM (7gQS0)
B'Gal and I used to watch Faux Nooz a lot. It's been about 3 or 4 years since we've even thought to watch them. When they turned into NeverTrumpers, there was no reason to.
I catch the occasional Tucker clip on EweTewb nowadays, but that's it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tuna at October 30, 2020 01:01 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (ifmtJ)
Blew out my flip-flop/stepped on a pop-top/infection, gangrene, amputation/had to cruise on back home...
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2020 01:01 PM (xK9An)
and would have to cast her ballot for him. The optics of that would be
priceless.
Posted by: theATL at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (3leHG)
As fun as that would be, it's not actually true. Hilary is a NY elector because it's assumed NY will go dem. If the unthinkable happens, the GOP sends their slate of electors. I'd like to think Hilary is not on their list, but then again, with the NY GOP you never know.
Posted by: mugiwara at October 30, 2020 01:01 PM (RdF5D)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:54 PM (22mNy)
California 1970.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2020 01:01 PM (YqDXo)
progressives always exempt themselves from their rules and regulations.
my former progtard friends went to their vacation homes, crossing state borders, congregated with more people than allowed and remodeled their homes during the harshest part of the lockdowns.
Then I was lambasted for going camping with Morons out in the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 01:01 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 30, 2020 01:01 PM (yQpMk)
People also make the mistake of thinking demographics never change. Trump is doing exceptionally well with Latino voters this year, not just in Florida but around the country. Doing better with black voters as well.
Demographics aren't destiny, policies and results are destiny.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Cantonese accent I could understand that. But an Armenian eating
everything with chopsticks is a stupid affectation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (EGyGV)
You know who Zakarian got it from? Martha Stewart, who would often use chopsticks when making appearances as a judge on the show. But she also would use utensils.
Posted by: Vendette at October 30, 2020 01:01 PM (LjimO)
All the other food monies went to my mountain bike and gas tank.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2020 12:50 PM (b2R9P)
I had rice and a can of tuna with cajun seasoning. Kind of makes me sick thinking about it now.
Posted by: Miss Quito
Only meal daily for one year: can of pinto beans, grated cheese & fajita seasoning.
Right after divorce. Rest went to pay bills, lawyer, feed dogs. Dogs ate before I did.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 01:02 PM (e3Ezr)
Compare the 2016 Trump/Hillary vote in Travis, Bexar, Dallas, and Harris Counties with, say, Los Angeles County. It's pretty different. Travis is the only one that's close to LA in terms of numbers, and there's still something like a 10-point difference.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 01:02 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: MJ at October 30, 2020 01:02 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (O+I8R)
I'm convinced that is the only way they are capable of learning anything. So, we really are doing them a favor.
Posted by: White Men at October 30, 2020 01:02 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2020 01:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2020 01:02 PM (e3Ezr)
I'm going to vote, of course, but really only for the sole purpose on
voting yes on Prop 22, the bill to partially overturn California's
insane economy-destroying anti-freelancing law.
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There are some other big items. Pribably the biggest one is 16, which would allow public institutions in the state to once again start openly discriminaring by race.
Posted by: junior at October 30, 2020 01:03 PM (SRfG/)
Posted by: Asshoes
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When I think of MTV I think of that glorious launch day and Chrissy Hynde thrusting her hips in "Tattooed Love Boys".
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 30, 2020 01:03 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 01:03 PM (22mNy)
I've spent a lot of time in all 4 cities for work and if I didn't know I was in TX, I'd swear I was in the Bay Area or Los Angeles based on simply the people I interacted with.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM (22mNy)
I don't argue that the big cities aren't D, of course they are. But it's hard to get a feel for just how many people in Texas *don't* live in those hubs. The State has a very widely dispersed population, much more so than any of the western states, including California. The 15 biggest counties are probably 60/40 Biden. But the other 239 counties are 80/20 Trump. (and this is where Pollsters go wrong in statewide polls, they concentrate on the 15 high population counties, because it's easier that way)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2020 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 30, 2020 01:04 PM (k/TB6)
I like JB because he writes great vacay music about Teh FLaccid State. He's a political imbecile, but that's not why I listen to him. Or at least did.
His song Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw should be the official state song down here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 30, 2020 01:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 30, 2020 01:05 PM (22mNy)
A law that circumvents the constitution is just as unconstitutional as a law that disobeys it.
The constitution assures us a republican form of government and the national pop vote compact violates that.
I wouldn't trust the Judas Roberts to agree with that, but he'll be outvoted at least 5-4 before it becomes an issue, and maybe 6-3 if Trump gets to replace Breyer.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 30, 2020 01:05 PM (ZR7kf)
There's a California GOP? It died with Dan Lungren's campaign for governor in 1996.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (KAi1n)
There's a CA GOP. Their State Headquarters is in a one-office suite in a Riverside stripmall, squeezed in between a Vietnamese nail salon and a cellphone repair shop.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2020 01:05 PM (EGyGV)
As fun as that would be, it's not actually true. Hilary is a NY elector because it's assumed NY will go dem. If the unthinkable happens, the GOP sends their slate of electors. I'd like to think Hilary is not on their list, but then again, with the NY GOP you never know.
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Thanks for the clarification! Now I need to retake a civics course
Posted by: theATL at October 30, 2020 01:06 PM (3leHG)
https://tinyurl.com/yx8wx5rw
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 01:06 PM (bDqIh)
It's like TikTok but they play the whole song. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2020 01:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 30, 2020 12:56 PM (O+I8R)
Some people say there's a woman to blame.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 30, 2020 12:59 PM
It's his own damned fault.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2020 01:08 PM (ejd/p)
If you want to believe that the same polls that say both that Cornyn is up comfortably and that Texas is competitive in the presidential race, I can't stop you. But there's not really any reason to believe it's competitive other than accepting that polling at face value. And I don't think that polling data makes a lick of sense. You either have to believe that Cornyn is especially popular (he hasn't been in a long while) or that Trump is losing a large part of his own base (despite the fact he's enjoyed strong support among his base and carried Texas by almost 10 points last time).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 30, 2020 01:09 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 30, 2020 01:10 PM (H3MF8)
Four days, people.
The axis of history will turn one way, or the other.
Hard to grok the significance of it.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2020 12:15 PM (HEEq1)
I visited East Berlin in the 70's. I know exactly what's at stake.
Posted by: Justsayin' at October 30, 2020 01:10 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: StockMarket at October 30, 2020 01:19 PM (Ie5rD)
Posted by: StockMarket at October 30, 2020 01:21 PM (Ie5rD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 30, 2020 12:28 PM (hYcqw
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If it's just you, who gives a shit? Why dirty up another vessel when the one you have works just fine?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 30, 2020 01:45 PM (JNTt1)
I find it hard to believe anything Don Lemon says.
They lie as easily as you breathe (the left)
Dennis Prager
Posted by: Glenn John at October 30, 2020 01:50 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Tami
OPSEC
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 30, 2020 12:52 PM (W2Pud)
That makes zero sense but whatever...
Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2020 02:06 PM (cF8AT)
I was recovering from a protracted hospital visit over the summer when word got to me that the nearby town's FD was putting together a fundraiser for a boy stricken with cancer. I was just puttering around the house in recovery, with nothing to do, and hadn't baked in awhile, and "fuck cancer", so...why not fire up my oven and see what I could do?
So I baked over 100 cookies for the event and they made their way to the FD for the occasion. It was the least I could do. And I was far from the only one who jumped in. Plenty of people rallied to the boy's cause and worked to at least remove one aspect of stress from the family's life.
Once again, this is a great example of a town coming together for a great common cause, and it's ONE example. I'd be willing to bet towns across America do this sort of thing all the time.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 30, 2020 02:51 PM (3DJkT)
Wife and I drive Meals on Wheels. Never fail to meet others doing volunteer work. Might be because of how I got into this, but most of what I see is staffed--volunteers--from churches.
Our church--PCUSA--will put out an email that somebody needs--a ride to a doctor appointment, maybe--and it will be covered. No sweat.
There's an app, Meal Train. Somebody needs some help, asks, admin puts it in with names, dietary issues, others offer to provide for one date or another. That way you don't get baked chicken three days running.
Hand to Hand collects food, bags it and delivers to elementary schools for kids on reduced/free lunch to take home for weekends.
If you're not into it, you won't see it among all the other things going on.
In a trailer park, ran into a young lady with a lawn mower who was doing lawns for folks with mobility issues. No fuss, no self-advertising. Out every week.
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at October 31, 2020 08:59 AM (Kbz6P)
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