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Unexpectedly, In France, Three Killed by Islamic Knife Attacks
Three people have died in a knife attack at a church in Nice, in what French President Emmanuel Macron said was an "Islamist terrorist attack". He said France would not surrender its core values after visiting the Notre-Dame basilica in the southern city. An extra 4,000 troops are being deployed to protect churches and schools. In Nice, one elderly victim was "virtually beheaded", officials said. Another woman and a man also died. A male suspect was shot and detained. Anti-terror prosecutors have opened an investigation into the attack and France has raised its national security alert to its highest level. French media are quoting sources close to the investigation as saying the attacker was a 21-year-old Tunisian migrant, however the authorities have not provided any details. Nice Mayor Christian Estrosi spoke of "Islamo-fascism" and said the suspect had "repeated endlessly 'Allahu Akbar' (God is greatest)".
This comes as France and Germany lock down their economies again.
France restores a lockdown on Friday, ordering people to stay at home unless for essential work or medical reasons. President Emmanuel Macron said the country risked being "overwhelmed by a second wave that no doubt will be harder than the first". Daily Covid deaths in France are at the highest level since April. On Wednesday, 36,437 new cases and 244 deaths were confirmed.We shut our borders to prevent the entry of persons from countries with uncontrolled outbreaks of deadly viruses. Why is it "racist" to shut our borders to countries which have large populations infected with an ideological virus that causes them to randomly murder our countrymen? There is no test to determine if someone is a carrier of a deadly ideological virus. The only way to guess at at a border-crossers' infection state is to ask him questions -- but this "test" is flawed in that the means of defeating it are so obvious. That is, you just lie and say, "No, I am not an Osama bin Ladin worshipping Death Cultists." The left -- and the NeverTrump quisling pseudoright -- has claimed that it is unconstitutional to use someone's social media history to determine if his answers to such questions are truthful. Even if that were not the case, there is no way that our State Department employees -- lazy bureaucrats who are also globalist leftists who do not believe in borders -- are going to conduct the necessary investigations into would-be travelers or immigrants to the US. But whatever, their leftist Twitter Heroes told them it was "racist" to impose minimum common-sense barriers against the entry of terrorists into the country and any time a leftwing tells you something is racist you have to believe them. They're the experts, after all.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 02:09 PM (Er6Pa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:10 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 02:10 PM (Er6Pa)
Posted by: Johnny Depp at October 29, 2020 02:10 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at October 29, 2020 02:10 PM (B70/C)
Posted by: Twitter at October 29, 2020 02:10 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 02:10 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at October 29, 2020 02:10 PM (1V8Oz)
So, put Malaysia on you're bucket list, for sure.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 02:11 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 02:11 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 02:11 PM (IBR5p)
France has been having these every week I think. Long ago I predicted it would be once every few months, then once a month then every ot her week and eventually every day.
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (OjZpE)
Well, alrighty, then.
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (k/TB6)
So, it's kind of a human rights thing
(lib-type logic intended).
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (3sOO0)
Am I the only one picturing some kind of harpoon?
I am. Nvmd.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (1ISKN)
After you plug the first few holes with some pork suet...yes.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (j9D7V)
You numb idiot -- you have surrendered already. Dare you to walk into those notorious "no-go zones". Prove me wrong by walking in and walking back out unscathed.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: DanMan at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (RusNE)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (kHg6S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (3sOO0)
Soup
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (vPkOd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (ifmtJ)
>>Shot and detained??? It should have been shot and identified, after being shot some more.
After you plug the first few holes with some pork suet...yes.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (j9D7V)
It is the french after all. They are so used to just dropping their weapons, not using them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (j9D7V)
And this is also why I'm always armed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (ifmtJ)
Preach on brother.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (N39Ws)
It'd be nice if they let it out for a generation or so.
They're French, dammit. So much better than the Germans or Italians. It's time to let those dirty Spanish, English, and Swiss know where they stand in the European pecking order, and that starts with becoming French again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (qlFIA)
Left-wing political leader, attacking civilization: "Covid Ackbar!"
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (kA3Cp)
So, it's kind of a human rights thing
(lib-type logic intended).
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (Eicbe)
If this were 1800s France, they'd already have ships en route.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (6wHsO)
President Emmanuel Macron said the country risked being "overwhelmed by a second wave that no doubt will be harder than the first".
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He took one step forward recently defending French national character against Islamism. Now please recover the spirit of the French who once worked against fear for its own sake. I recall something about an underground.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:14 PM (G51Gf)
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Cue rhomboid for the mathematics of how herd immunity works.
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 02:14 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: EveR at October 29, 2020 02:14 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2020 02:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 29, 2020 02:14 PM (4uSHG)
Knife attack is a euphemism. From what I heard, they were decapitations, or nearly so.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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Viewable on 4chan. A near-decapitation.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:14 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2020 02:14 PM (ZGrMX)
and we won't forget the men who died, by shooting more muzzies
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 02:14 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: DaveA at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Jmel at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (n9GHV)
Cockroach.
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2020/10/29/former-prime-minister-of-
malaysia-muslims-have-a-right-to-kill-millions-of-french-people-n1105976
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Adorably Deplorable Delayna--Sinistra Delenda Est at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (KNFU5)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (3sOO0)
Put it on a fence post.
Posted by: Someguy at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (Zm+LZ)
An indicator of such a white supremacist would be someone repeatedly yelling "Allahu Akbar" while beheading someone.
Posted by: The FBI at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (8wfuE)
We need to regulate knives. NOBODY needs a 3" long knife. .75" is plenty. If you need more than that, you need to rethink your priorities.
Racist.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (2DOZq)
The Malaysian ex-PM said that because of what happened in war, the immigration of Muslims can be staging for a retributive attack because of all the Muslims that the French have killed--and apparently, the Muslims weren't killing Frenchies at the same time! And the Muslims have a lot to pay the French back for, apparently.
Thus, he is sort of admitting that the immigration of Muslims can be viewed as the basis for wartime retribution, equivalent to war.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM
Appendage privilege!!!!
* sob *
Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (DMUuz)
Fight terror with legal terror.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (zrukV)
They should've let Zoolander kill him.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (4uSHG)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Unrest! The word is unrest!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Even the French can call a spade a spade. Why can't our media do the same?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 02:13 PM (ifmtJ)
Lucky you!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (Er6Pa)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (2DOZq)
This recurrent mess brought to you by the Left's unshakeable, dogmatic faith that governmrnt action guided by "experts" can solve any and every problem.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (6wHsO)
They do something mealy-mouthed like argue, "Well, it won't be effective because it won't catch everyone, so we shouldn't bother ... for that reason only and certainly not because it means we end up in exactly the same position, policy-wise, as my liberal peer group preferences, but I can still continue to be a conservative to get my FOXNews hits because I gave a different reason to get the same result."
Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (dYe5S)
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Do you want this bacon sandwich? If the answer is "no", shoot them. Also removes more vegans from entering, and more than a few of them are cult like.
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (cF8AT)
Had enough of Fox yet?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (VpIIl)
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Nope. Tucker's show reaches more people than any degenerate show on the networks and political theater of "sporting" events.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (Eicbe)
Macron can act tough all he wants, the country's dead.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (22mNy)
Don't look at me. I tried to lead by example.
Posted by: Charles Martel at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (O2PCU)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (jUVms)
I don't want an Islamic knife... it would just lay around never working.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (XJipD)
Is it halal?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (Er6Pa)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Unrest! The word is unrest!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)
It was a protest! A mostly peaceful protest! Until the beheading started, but the beheadings were done in the nicest possible way!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (3sOO0)
Run it over with your truck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (9AXl+)
Cockroach.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (s2VJv)
How many French people do the muslims GET TO kill before the French decide they don't have that right?
And I have also wondered if Sweden didn't impose lockdowns simply because they knew they wouldn't be able to control their muslim population.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM
Issue a statement.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (DMUuz)
Because the Lefties got a couple of activist federal judges to say it's illegal to do so?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:17 PM (zrukV)
I think the French may be losing their faith in multiculturalism. What the hell took so long?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (6wHsO)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (sfhL4)
I'm right here whenever you're looking for me. I'm on vacation right now, but I should be back next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Posted by: The Shooting Times Approach at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (t1zLB)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (RPVE/)
Posted by: Lennie at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (uizIZ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (N39Ws)
He's fine. He no doubt travels surrounded by armed guards.
It's more the average person who has to worry.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (3P/5p)
Had enough of Fox yet?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (VpIIl)
That's actually a pretty good tell on how ridiculously skewed their polling sample is. It makes it easier to discount all the polls being done by that side, just like the polls that said Biden is becoming *more* popular in Texas after vowing to destroy the oil industry.
they aren't even trying in these last few days, they're just making it up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Biden is doing three campaign stops tomorrow.
He may die in the process.
But, remember the trolls back in August saying that Biden's basement strategy was working and he could just stay there until election day. Why? The polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (NWM+b)
The French are probably praying for a Trump like figure to rise.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (sfhL4)
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Le Pen and his daughter gave it a go.
But they were icky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Unasked Questions at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (B2mhs)
While a small step it is a necessary step. If you are going to resist, you must first name what the foe is. "Islamic terrorism" and "Islamo-fascism" are the correct names.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (PhHuy)
Biden called out while speaking, this is great.
https://tinyurl.com/y2qs59u4
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (8k7U7)
Nothing wrong with that having happened, but I have seen dates on this video going all the way back to late last year.
Is Biden, in fact, in Texas yesterday or today?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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They should look in Corsica, like last time.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (kA3Cp)
Yeah, strong horse approach works better, Macron.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (bDqIh)
I've heard liberals make exactly that argument re crime. If we can't catch every criminal, we shouldn't catch any. It's not fair.
Madness.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (H5knJ)
Hecklers need to start challenging him to Pushup Contests.
He'll be dead before Election Day.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (j9D7V)
Of course, I listened to Coulter when she was a frequent guest when she warned that Fox wasn't *that* different from other news organizations. She said whereas the typical newsroom was 95% Dems, Fox was only ~70% Dems.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (Eicbe)
Michael Moore: "Don't believe these polls... The Trump vote is always being undercounted."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/y4ofkyjl
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (Yj+rv)
Biden is doing three campaign stops tomorrow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
Reaching nearly one dozen of his supporters.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (bJxw1)
He probably wouldn't have done anything violent, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (ZkXxc)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
I see you have never been to Paris and had a run in with the Police there.
What a bunch of nasty hard asses. People complain about the police here; you have no idea what the police are like in some European countries; Spain is another place where the cops are really hard asses.
The Guardia that act (in part) as the Highway Patrol does here, are not to be messed with.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 02:18 PM (k/TB6)
A coworker and I were ordering lunch from a deli one day. She said she was going to ask if they had halal bacon, and we both cracked up laughing. Nobody else got it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (bDqIh)
Execute Muzzie terrorists, and deny them an Islamic funeral.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (zrukV)
He may die in the process.
Bethany Beach, Rehoboth Beach, and Wilmington.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (9AXl+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (pNxlR)
The date doesn't matter to me, it was glorious.
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (8k7U7)
Michael Moore: "Don't believe these polls... The Trump vote is always being undercounted."
Video: https://tinyurl.com/y4ofkyjl
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (cF8AT)
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Moore's a fat slob and a dumbass, but he understands people in flyover land better than anyone else in leftist media.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (arJlL)
- An American Letter To The Editor -
I am an American who loves France. I studied French in high school and college, was the president of our French Club and love the history of France, from Charlemagne to "nous sommes ici" to the current decision to stand fast for French values of free expression and secularism.
Leading western scholar on Islam, Bernard Lewis, famously predicted, i believe decades ago now - (paraphrase) that Europe would be an Islamic continent by the twenty second century. At the time it sounded like a wild exaggeration.
Everyone knows what happened next so i won't belabor it here - western values and the vision of a unified Europe helped open European countries to a flood of migrants from the middle east. As an American, i will be first to identify the war-mongering of our neocons following 9/11 as an immense Archimedean displacement of Muslims.
When we should have invaded, razed and conquered Saudia Arabia and secured its oil reserves for the USA as an answer to the 3,000+ American lives lost in the unprovoked act of war on 9/11 that was funded, planned and perpetrated by Saudi nationals, W made sure to instead leave Saudi Arabia out of the three-country Axis of Evil and instead include 1) North Korea that poses only a cyber threat to the USA, 2) Iraq, who we framed as a nuclear threat and whose dictator had once sent killers to assasinate W's father and finally 3) Iran who has been on our enemy list since we failed to respond when they murdered and kidnapped many of our citizens in 1979 and whose organizations export islamiste murder and whose leaders preach the destruction of Israel... To identify Iran and not Saudi Arabia as responsible for terrorism is laughable - of course Iran is a leading state sponsor of radical Islamic murder but they pale in comparison to the far better funded Saudi Arabia - the leading export of Saudi Arabia is oil, but their second largest export is Wahhabism, an especially aggressive and murderous sect of Islam.
Letting Saudi Arabia off the hook for 9/11 because we like their oil and their strategic alliance is the most stark and convincing piece of evidence for the chilling line of thought that holds that America continues to abdicate her responsibility as the leader of the free world and is receding in the face of nascent belligerence from Russia, the middle east and by far the most important and threatening, China.
Peace is a noble aspiration and a wonderful thing to achieve, but history is a story of almost nonstop war. Countries that fail to prepare for coming calamity have only themselves to blame.
So, what of France? Radical Islamic murders and mass terror events are no longer a surprise in France. Migrants going to Europe of course would disproportionately flood France - far and away the jewel in the crown of the EU, a country that would be the ultimate goal of any migrant, regardless of what European country they got to first. Europe is the birthplace of many of the ideals of western civilization - from the Magna Carta to John Locke to the progressive rule of Napoleon in the countries he conquered to the rich partnership in the name of freedom that we forged in two World Wars in the twentieth century, Europe cannot separate itself from the liberal values, economic might and military resolve that have brought peace and prosperity to millions.
So if most every migrant wants to go to France, what does this mean for France? Maybe you will get your head cut off if you go to a Jewish deli, or riddled with 7.62x39 bullets at a concert, or beheaded if you publish a satirical cartoon... They've burned several of your churches, most notably Notre Dame de Paris. One is enough, but its happened over and over. The examples of radical Islamic murder in France are numerous and so tragic. It's hard not to think that if history had any sense of fair play, the murderous Islamistes would have gone to Germany and killed Germans instead. But no. Germany remains in extreme moral debt after twice initiating the slaughter of tens of millions of people in the twentieth century with their peculiar Teutonic thirst for conquest and power. And yet the migrants flock to France. The migrants murder French women, children, men and elderly people. All noncombatants. All unarmed.
There has never been a group as rich in cowardice as murderous Islamistes who make sure to go after unarmed targets when taking up their cleavers and scimitars on behalf of their paedophile of a prophet.
But enough wringing of hands- a solution is needed.
The far right in Europe is itching to prescribe genocide. They deny it, but they would support it. "Exterminer les Islamistes" is heard in unsavory corners across the continent. Barbarous, yes, but immimently understandable. But this is France. This is 2020. This is the greatest country in Europe. This isn't China. We can't round up Muslims, exterminate them, work them like slaves, abort their babies and sterilize their people, and then throw a tantrum at the UN when this genocide is mentioned and beat the table like an unhinged little psycopath. That is the behavior of a barbaric, despotic Communist regime. That is China. That is not the behavior of France.
Genocide is an understandable response, but is morally reprehensible. This isn't China, this isn't Germany. This is France. So what is the answer to an invasive contingent that continues to rape and slaughter the people of France?
There is a measure of barbarism allowed, even in a civilized society. If a man brandishes a knife and charges a civilian and screams allahu akbar, it is admittedly barbaric to shoot the attacker until he is dead. His blood will dry on the cobblestones. But his actions have left the police officer with no other recourse, and his actions have elected his fate. It is then not barbaric to answer the threat of murder with fatal action - the act of shooting the attacker is itself barbaric, but it is the appropriate action to protect civilians from themselves being murdered. It is this proportionate nature of the response that gives a measure of civility even to the barabaric shooting of an assailant.
The solution to the Islamistes in France is one that normally would be barbaric. But it is a proportionate, measured and frankly merciful response that has been left as the sole sensible action to protect the civilians of France from further barbarism, arson, rape and murder.
The solution to the Islamistes in France is a tiered program of deportation. First, immediately deport any immigrant with a criminal record indicating violence. Second, announce a period of clemency for six months, during which peaceful Muslims will be allowed to remain in France while they search for a new home. This will spark a backlash - much like it hurts to pull an arrow out of your ribs but it must be done - so do it quick. The backlash will be answered by the first policy - anyone who gets violent or threatens or incites violence will be immediately deported. Deport to their place of origin or, if their country won't accept them, send them to either Iran or China. If they don't want to go to Iran, they will suddenly be struck by the beauty of Persia when their other option is a small cot in a small room for a short stay in Xinjiang.
The third policy is to deport all Muslims after the six month clemency period has expired. This will cause an outcry internationally. But it also caused a stir when people opposed Hitler, at least early on. Remember the different approaches of Atlee and Churchill to the German threat? Who does history lionize and who does history hold in contempt? Macron has a golden opportunity to demonstrate resolve in the face of war. People in the west scoff at the notion that Islamistes have declared war on western civilization. They scoff because the clerics who continually pronounce this war are men who wear dresses and admit they are tempted by goats.
We in the west scoff at these delusions of violence. We scoff while people get their heads sawed off with kitchen knives. We scoff while little girls across the Muslim world from Arabia to Africa and even the USA are held down while men use rusty scissors to cut off their little clitorises. These people marry little girls. They praise the beheading of an unarmed teacher. These are savages brainwashed by a medieval death cult.
Genocide is not the answer. But ruthless deportation is.
The fourth policy would be state licensing of mosques and madrassahs within French territory. All mosques and madrassahs need to be shuttered and razed and the land donated to families who have lost people to islamic murder. One mosque and one madrassah per fifty square kilometers may remain open, but the cost of remaining open is that gendarmes in the police and intelligence bodies will surveil and monitor every word spoken in these buildings, and at the first whisper of violence or murder or holy war, the mosque or madrassah will be shuttered and razed and all congregants deported immediately.
Madrassahs in the eastern USA were recently in the news for teaching their children songs about beheading Jews. In the USA! Imagine what is being taught in madrassahs and mosques in France.
The fifth policy of course would be to prevent muslims from ever entering your country ever agian. As we tell toddlers when they misbehave, so we should tell muslims when they rape and murder - "you have lost that privilege."
If the richest, most benevolent man in a city throws a lavish Christmas party for one hundred homeless people in his city to demonstrate neighborly love and charity, the city would be the pride of the land and the rich man would be lauded. The homeless people would be in a warm mansion eating plenty of good food. But if ninety seven of the homeless people were gracious and well-behaved, and one set fire to the library, and one raped the man's granddaughter and one cut off the head of the man's wife what would he do? Arrest and prosecute the arsonist, the rapist and the murderer? Of course. But what if the man learned that all homeless people held to a creed that the rich man was evil, and he was only rich because he personally stole from the homeless people, and that is why they slept in the cold and begged for food? What then? What if the man learned that all the homeless people read and memorized and revered a book that taught them to rape and murder rich people and to burn down their houses? And that even the well-behaved homeless people held to this book and esteemed its author? And then there were more murders in his house, and other fires started, and another granddaughter assualted and her genitals were mutilated? Would the man continue to arrest and prosecute? Of course not. He would cancel the party and expel every single guest and fire the sympathetic servants who gave the guests matches and scissors. He would cancel the party, he would respond to the threat with resolute action and ruthless efficiency. To do anything else would be to mock his wife's memory, and to mock his traumatized and wounded granddaughters.
And the most important realization is that the people of the city and even the well-behaved among the homeless guests of the party would recognize that the party was not cancelled because the guest was a barbarian or turned into a miser - of course not. Everyone would understand that the rich man was left with no choice but to either kill all of the homeless people before they raped and murdered the rest of his family, or remove the murderous threat from his home.
France, your country is the greatest country in the EU by almost any measure. You have attracted many guests. You have graciously let them in and provided them with food, shelter, work, and a place to worship. And yet they set fire to your cathedrals time and time again. They rape your daughters, over and over. They cut the heads off of your people, they turn Kalashnilovs on your concert-goers and they kill your Jews and your other citizens indiscriminately in the streets and bakeries and publishing houses. They mutilate their own daughters and they train their children to hate and to kill.
You have been left with one choice - will you continue to let your people be raped and murdered, their heads posted to twitter and tossed in the street - or will you respond to barbarism with resolve? Do you not realize that if you continue to respond to this murderous contingent by broadcasting a cartoon on buildings and patting yourself on the back that you "aren't backing down" and yet you continue to shelter the very people who rape and slaughter your citizens - do you not realize that you are going to be swamped by a wave of right wing sentiment the likes of which Europe in general and France in particular has never seen? Either respond appropriately or prepare for a blistering defeat at the polls. The people who oppose the right wing have children too, and they are not stupid. They will vote for people they abhor if it means they get to fire the people who let the islamiste threat remain in France.
What did Churchill call an appeaser? One who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last. I saw planes turned into ordnance. I saw skyscrapers turned to piles of rubble. I watched on TV as thousands perished in front of my eyes. Your losses, while tragic and horrific, are not novel. They are a drop in the bucket compared to 9/11. They are not a new phenomenon. And they are not the last people you or we will lose to the murderous Islamistes. And you have the chance to respond.
Take action. Cancel the party. Expel the guests. The world will understand, and the world desperately needs to see an answer to the Islamistes that is an alternative to genocide. You are not China, you are not Germany - do not let your right wing agitate for genocide - but do not leave yourself docile and defenseless in the face of this great and defined evil.
Take action. Cancel the party. Expel the guests. You are the land of Charlemagne, Rousseau, Napoleon and de Gaulle. C'est le moment du Macron. Je t'aime! Vive la France!
- An American Wolf Howling at a French Moon
USA, October 28, 2020
Posted by: Wolf Larsen at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (qXKSg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (oVJmc)
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It will take ten years for that oil to reach the market.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (ZkXxc)
Biden's basement strategy was working and he could just stay there until
election day. Why? The polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (NWM+b)
Ah yes, the polls. They forgot GIGO - garbage in, garbage out - and actually believed their own bullshit, only waking up to reality in October.
Kind of awesome they did that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (PhHuy)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (2DOZq)
#15 days to flatten the curve
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (cnTJD)
YES YES YES!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'm so old that I remember when I thought that was overdoing it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (zrukV)
Feed them to the pigs. I'm sure that would get their attention.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (JRaU+)
They should've let Zoolander kill him.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (4uSHG)
Hey relax !
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (2DOZq)
Paris voted something like 90% for Macron, while 50 miles outside Paris it was 30%.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (22mNy)
Had enough of Fox yet?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (VpIIl)
A
We polled three interns from Columbia who were in the break room. Two said Biden, one said Trump.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM
Walked away for good when they hired Donna Brazile
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:23 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)
It's a 35 sigma event, just like recessions.
Posted by: Someguy at October 29, 2020 02:23 PM (Zm+LZ)
What a bunch of nasty hard asses. People complain about the police here; you have no idea what the police are like in some European countries; Spain is another place where the cops are really hard asses.
The Guardia that act (in part) as the Highway Patrol does here, are not to be messed with.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
yeah, people are pretty naive about the French police.
They will knock down your door in a heartbeat. Warrant or not. They do not screw around. It's weird, really that so many think the opposite.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:23 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 02:23 PM (kA3Cp)
I swear sometimes its like living in the soviet union with all the propaganda.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (v2c9/)
This does not help Biden.
Remember, the argument is that the rest of the world has recovered from the Chinese Death Plague, and the only the United States is still under lockdown, which will be fixed if we only elect Biden.
Having Western Europe doing more poorly than us destroys the narrative.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (7ZQe3)
https://tinyurl.com/y2qs59u4
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 29, 2020 02:16 PM (8k7U7)
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It old, maybe last year.
Sign says, Biden Texas not Biden / Kamalalalala
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (nUuHR)
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The only reason it exists is because errybody's getting tested.
When you have to tell people they're sick with a cold, they're not sick.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (ZkXxc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (zrukV)
Covered in lard, flamethrower, dump carcass in pit of pig shit. Backfill. The end.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (9AXl+)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (7ZQe3)
Paris voted something like 90% for Macron, while 50 miles outside Paris it was 30%.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (22mNy)
It's the same the world over. Look at the UK & who voted for & against Brexit.
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (Izzlo)
Had enough of Fox yet?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (VpIIl)
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Odd, this year ALL of the police unions are supporting Trump. ALL of them.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (jUVms)
He probably wouldn't have done anything violent, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (ZkXxc)
He was a good boy, just turning his life around.
Have you noticed that every one of the black guys shot by police had a criminal record as long as your arm? Unlikely candidates for beatification, unless criminality is part of your culture.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:25 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:25 PM (Eicbe)
BTW, Charlie Hebdo Erdogan cover cartoon here:
https://tinyurl.com/y4o8w6wu
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2020 02:25 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:23 PM (sfhL4)
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What they won't do is pull you over for speeding. Seriously, as long as you know where the cameras are, you can drive like it's the Autobahn without a care.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:25 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 29, 2020 02:12 PM (3sOO0)
You're not helping, Achmed. Why is that?
Now in simply words, tell me only good things about your goat.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 02:25 PM (yQpMk)
But, remember the trolls back in August saying that Biden's basement strategy was working and he could just stay there until election day. Why? The polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (NWM+b)
Weird, you'd think the anti-oil, green energy candidate wouldn't waste all that fuel to speak to a couple dozen people.
Seriously, who'd know if he just used a Zoom backdrop instead other than the press, who'd cover it up?
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 02:25 PM (Ojki1)
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But it's definitely Trump's fault.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Winston Wolf guys, Winston Wolf.
I am very confident Trump has 260 EVs locked up now. But getting those last 10 aren't automatic.
Trump needs a strong close in the rust belt, polling that I think is pretty good has the race in those states very close.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (5p7BC)
"And he died like a coward, hiding from a dog in a dark tunnel. A dog I will be giving an award to at the WH tomorrow. . ."
Yeah, I will never get tired of Trump bragging about how we killed Bagdadi and Soulemani good and hard.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (bDqIh)
He may die in the process.
Bethany Beach, Rehoboth Beach, and Wilmington.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (9AXl+)
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Iowa, Michigan, and Wisconsin.
All pretty close together, but separated by hours of travel time.
He's going to be a mess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (NWM+b)
The Guardia that act (in part) as the Highway Patrol does here, are not to be messed with.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (ZCiJZ)
true as well
last I was there, groups of them with heavy armed gear all over the place
I saw them in action all over the cities.
the open borders is killing these countries
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (yQpMk)
Or communist.
220 /221
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (2DOZq)
French Chauvinism is what caused them to let in the muzz. They decided that being "more multicultural" was something they could lord over the rest of Europe and voila.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (ZGrMX)
*******
Dem Rep. Sounds the Alarm: 'It's Tightening Here in Michigan...Autoworkers Who I Thought Were Voting For Biden Told Me They're Voting For Trump' (VIDEO)
*******
Ya Don't say Debbie Dingellberrry
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (zXyVF)
Knife attack is a euphemism. From what I heard, they were decapitations, or nearly so.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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Viewable on 4chan. A near-decapitation.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Just in case anyone wants to see the reality of the savagery of the attack, here is the actual photo of one of the victims in the church, nearly decapitated:
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
https://is2.4chan.org/pol/1603992080892.png
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
Do not view if you don't want to see something horrible.
The people who have the moral capacity to do this t another human being are beyond redemption, beyond any iota of sympathy.
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (CQ3Qb)
French President Emmanuel Macron said was an "Islamist terrorist attack".
Even the French can call a spade a spade. Why can't our media do the same?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Macron seems to have undergone a mugging. Earlier this month he vowed to fight Islamist separatism and took aim at their schools and mosques. He also announced that france would not renounce Mohamed caricatures. So "even the French" goes away for now, while journalists continue in their outdated way.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
I like the people that push "near meat" made from plants.
Big fucking deal. Cows been turning plants into meat for millennia.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (0R8lo)
Biden's basement strategy was working and he could just stay there until
election day. Why? The polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:19 PM (NWM+b)
Ah yes, the polls. They forgot GIGO - garbage in, garbage out - and actually believed their own bullshit, only waking up to reality in October.
Kind of awesome they did that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (PhHuy)
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This year turned me from, "the polls may not be accurate but they can show some good info if you look at them right" to "polls are completely bullshit."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (NWM+b)
Mortality being larger now than in the spring is unlikely, the opposite is what's seen elsewhere - lower magnitude of deaths, "peaks" getting lower and lower.
Don't know specifics of medical capacity, but Europe generally lower than the US (beds/person), so can't comment on "overwhelm" thing - though it's been incorrect everywhere else so far, except perhaps Lombardy in Italy, briefly. And of course "capacity" is not fixed, it can be surged.
The "lockdown" is idiotic, of course. But we're in the pre-scientific era of public health now, sort of a time-travel thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (OTzUX)
Paris voted something like 90% for Macron, while 50 miles outside Paris it was 30%.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (22mNy)
It's the same the world over. Look at the UK & who voted for & against Brexit.
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (Izzlo)
A modest proposal: if you live in a city, you're not allowed to vote.
Boy, would that solve a lot of problems.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (zrukV)
Moore's a fat slob and a dumbass, but he understands people in flyover land better than anyone else in leftist media.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (NWM+b)
A successful propagandist must understand what motivate people in order to manipulate them.
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Can't they eat turkey bacon ?
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (2DOZq)
Sign says, Biden Texas not Biden / Kamalalalala
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:24 PM (nUuHR)
I realize that. What he was called out for pertains to the news today.
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (8k7U7)
Unpossible. Every smart person knows that "Allahu Akbar!" means "This is MAGA country!"
Posted by: Hands at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (NWM+b)
I mentioned he may die earlier today. Think about what they have to do to keep him propped up, not just his age and dementia issues.
And he does a stint with the SCOAMF on Saturday. I wonder if he'll say something racist about obama, babbling like he does about articulate...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (qpX6U)
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2020/10/29/former-prime-minister-of-
malaysia-muslims-have-a-right-to-kill-millions-of-french-people-n1105976
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 02:15 PM (s2VJv)
By tis logic Israel can nuke Berlin, yes?
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 02:28 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (yQpMk)
Or communist.
220 /221
Posted by: Alabaster Jones
Fuck the worthless Fwench.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 02:28 PM (0R8lo)
Whoa. Lady YD's watching some movie. Don't know what it's called. But the theme seems to be "quit being a dirty whore and settle down with a good man before you end up dying alone and becoming cat food."
I didn't think it was still legal to air this kind of antisocial smut in the US.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:28 PM (XJipD)
Have you noticed that every one of the black guys shot by police had a criminal record as long as your arm? Unlikely candidates for beatification, unless criminality is part of your culture.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:25 PM (zrukV)
Headline: Racist Police Kill Another Black Man!
Page 6, seven paragraphs in: the suspect was armed with a gun, had just shot his pregnant girlfriend and was high on PCP.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:28 PM (3aLWR)
Yep. One thing I noticed during my time in Paris was anytime I saw a group of school-age kids, be it walking home from school, or on the metro or a school group at a museum, etc it was in the 25% French and 75% African/Middle Eastern range.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 01:48 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:28 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 29, 2020 02:28 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Don't forget the nine days NC has to throw extra ballots into the pile.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 02:28 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 29, 2020 02:28 PM (7ZQe3)
Whoa. Lady YD's watching some movie. Don't know what it's called. But the theme seems to be "quit being a dirty whore and settle down with a good man before you end up dying alone and becoming cat food."
I didn't think it was still legal to air this kind of antisocial smut in the US.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:28 PM (XJipD)
Oh yeah, I liked Evita!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Had enough of Fox yet?
Posted by: Marcus T
Maybe they're against law and order so they support Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:21 PM (NWM+b)
A successful propagandist must understand what motivate people in order to manipulate them.
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (Ojki1)
he was right the first time
The problem is, it doesn't matter what he says. He cannot stop us from voting.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: ShainS at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (AHtbo)
There is Halal Beef, which is a cow killed by strangling (torture).
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: ShainS at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (AHtbo)
Ah yes, because Biden is 17 points ahead!
The fact that he is going there tells us what they think about this race.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (JRaU+)
I lived in Paris for over a year as a Marine guard at the US Embassy. I walked all over that city, and you couldn't be more right. Saint Dennis, one of the first French Gothic churches, is in the middle of a slum. It felt closer to N Africa than France.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (HEEq1)
I say again: execution. And not that lethal injection crap. Hanging. The last thing the miscreant hears is the fracture of C2 and C3.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: ShainS at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (AHtbo)
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And not with two bullets to the brainpan.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (Eicbe)
Trump needs a strong close in the rust belt, polling that I think is pretty good has the race in those states very close.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Who on earth in the rust belt would vote for Biden? What is he promising them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (G51Gf)
He better keep them a secret or he will once again have more Trump supporters than pedo supporters.
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (UMXod)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (Oh1Ok)
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (Izzlo)
A lot of military tension in the Mediterranean between the French and the Turks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (Eicbe)
We need halal muzzies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (JRaU+)
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Ummm...is it just me or does that not sound so dire as they want it to?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (DpZoA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Moar shuttered factories!!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (0R8lo)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (Oh1Ok)
We're pulling for you, Jeff! Everybody, lend him a hand!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
I don't think deer is kosher. Must have a cloven hoof.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (imEOB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Max Power at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
I think I've seen the same, which is why it bugs me so that the Bobulinski info is being stonewalled.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (Kpl3J)
I didn't think it was still legal to air this kind of antisocial smut in the US.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Believe it or not, that perfectly describes the Amy Schumer movie, "Trainwreck."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (G51Gf)
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And Trump is keeping us out of it. Thank God.
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (7ZQe3)
Why would they stop them now?
Answer: They won't. The only thing that will stop this is herd immunity, and Our Betters are making sure we do NOT reach herd immunity. Ever. Personally, I think they're trying to kill as many of the elderly as they can, and the social distancing is to track us easier via 5G.
/yes, I do have my tinfoil hat on, thank you for noticing!
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (ZCiJZ)
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Dem Rep. Sounds the Alarm: 'It's Tightening Here in Michigan...Autoworkers Who I Thought Were Voting For Biden Told Me They're Voting For Trump' (VIDEO)
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Ya Don't say Debbie Dingellberrry
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 02:26 PM (zXyVF)
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This makes me smile.
Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (G0vdT)
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Ummm...is it just me or does that not sound so dire as they want it to?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (DpZoA)
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I was told by CNN for months that Europe solved covid. Turns out their cases per capita are more than 200% higher than the US.
It's almost as if everything CNN says is a lie.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (22mNy)
Ah yes, because Biden is 17 points ahead!
The fact that he is going there tells us what they think about this race.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (r+sAi)
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That it's largely the same ground as 2016? Not a Reagan/Mondale type blowout?
Weird...
I would have expected an incumbent president with sky-high approval ratings from his own party would be pretty much dead on arrival against a doddering old fool of a candidate who excited no one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2020 02:33 PM (W2Pud)
"Hiya!"
-Yellow vest protesters who have been protesting Macron for over a year
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)
Pig is like that. Anything to do with dogs, strangely enough, is like that.
Of course, I'm willing to be corrected on anything I've said on the subject.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:33 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 29, 2020 02:33 PM (lY4np)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:33 PM (sjdRT)
Ah yes, because Biden is 17 points ahead!
The fact that he is going there tells us what they think about this race.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (r+sAi)
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They're preparing the battlefield for when 10 million ballots -- all voting for Biden -- are found and counted in a Costco container sitting at a Great Lakes port. Campaigning there today will explain how he ended up winning all these states by 20 points.
Posted by: ShainS at October 29, 2020 02:33 PM (AHtbo)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2020 02:33 PM (W2Pud)
He's quite peaceful now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (3aLWR)
Even if it was....you are gonna have a hard time sneaking up on one and slitting its throat.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (j9D7V)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (OjZpE)
Three people have died in a knife attack at a church in Nice, in what French President Emmanuel Macron said was an "Islamist terrorist attack".
"Oooh, he said it was an Amish terrorist attack. Trump supporters!" - MSM
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (mht8P)
Huh, they're not uniting behind Rep. Tlaib and friends?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah, I learned that lesson clicking on a link of Hope Solo's butthole. Never again.
Posted by: fly at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (7yzio)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Just look at Cuomo, earlier today in New York: "No One Will Ever die from Covid Again!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (Kpl3J)
One thing I noticed during my time in Paris was anytime I saw a group of school-age kids, be it walking home from school, or on the metro or a school group at a museum, etc it was in the 25% French and 75% African/Middle Eastern range.
Posted by: Asshoes
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Images like that coming from Scandinavia and the UK, too. The western kids stick out like sore thumbs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Deer hooves are cloven.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 02:20 PM (yQpMk)
The trouble with Europeans generally is that they go to extremes. They're extremely soft, then get pissed, and become extremely hard-nosed to all and sundry.
Instead, what they ought to do is come down hard on miscreants right away, and put a stop to the shit that pisses them off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (zrukV)
Who on earth in the rust belt would vote for Biden? What is he promising them?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (G51Gf)
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Regulation
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (nUuHR)
Hunter Biden's gun was taken by Hallie Biden in 2018, thrown into a supermarket garbage can, went missing - and no arrests were made
https://t.co/nQGnpxLu1Z?amp=1
A source with knowledge of the situation has revealed to TheBlaze that in October 2018, Hunter Biden's handgun was taken from his vehicle without his knowledge by Hallie Biden - the widow of Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's son Beau - and placed it in a garbage can outside a Delaware supermarket.
But after a subsequent search the gun couldn't be found, the source said. And after law enforcement was contacted and both Hunter Biden and Hallie Biden were questioned, the source said no arrests were made and no charges were filed.
TheBlaze on Thursday left a message with Delaware State Police asking why no arrests were made or no charges were filed, but the Delaware State Police did not immediately reply.
In addition, the source also said agents from the United States Secret Service as well as the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives visited the shop where Hunter Biden purchased the gun prior to any report being filed.
In 2018, Hallie Biden and Hunter Biden were in a relationship and had gone public with it a year before. They ended their relationship in 2019. On the date of the incident in question - Oct. 23, 2018 - the source with knowledge told TheBlaze that Hallie Biden searched through Hunter Biden's vehicle, found a handgun, removed it, and then later threw it a garbage can outside a supermarket.
The source added that later Hallie Biden contacted Hunter Biden, told him what she did, and that Hunter Biden told her to go back and get the gun - but upon attempting that, she couldn't find the gun.
When Hunter Biden arrived at the supermarket, the source with knowledge said he told law enforcement the gun was purchased earlier in October, that he used it for target practice, and that he kept it in his vehicle instead of Hallie Biden's house so it was not near her children.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (FBrfY)
- ABC News
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (22mNy)
The bacon test is 95% accurate, I hear.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (lY4np)
They didn't die, they were fucking murdered, you cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (imEOB)
Posted by: MrObvious at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (k+h+d)
New Fox News Poll: More people trust Biden on law and order.
I swear sometimes its like living in the soviet union with all the propaganda.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
You ain't seen nothin yet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (63Dwl)
If he was detained, he wasn't shot enough.
Posted by: Qoheleth at October 29, 2020 02:33 PM (lY4np)
Oh you didn't hear? At the last debate, Biden said we should just starting shooting people in the leg. So yeah, that's probably what happened.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (Oka5v)
I would have expected an incumbent president with sky-high approval ratings from his own party would be pretty much dead on arrival against a doddering old fool of a candidate who excited no one.
Biden was losing the primary until they pushed all the other non-Bernies out.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (oVJmc)
Ah yes, because Biden is 17 points ahead!
The fact that he is going there tells us what they think about this race.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (r+sAi)
What I don't understand is why just days before the election, Biden is suddenly making campaign appearances.
Did they REALLY believe the polls that showed him with a big lead--and now they don"t?
No, I believe they suddenly realized they won't be able to CHEAT. Something they were counting on using to cheat was taken away from them very recently.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (HrMC1)
To Biden's left, I saw maybe 20 people and several cars.
CNN is just talking heads.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Deer hooves are cloven.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (kA3Cp)
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Deer is better tasting goat.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (nUuHR)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (KDCRD)
TDS is a bitch. I know a bunch of people who hate Trump for no reason other than "he's a successful rich guy" whereas Biden is "a nice relatable guy."
/yes, I know the above statements are insane
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (s2VJv)
Can confirm cloven. Or as they say in Hungarian, hasadt labu.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (sjdRT)
I would have expected an incumbent president with sky-high approval ratings from his own party would be pretty much dead on arrival against a doddering old fool of a candidate who excited no one.
Biden was losing the primary until they pushed all the other non-Bernies out.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (oVJmc)
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He was running a strong second/first, depending on the poll and state, based almost purely on his name recognition.
That wasn't good enough to counter Bernie who had actual excitement behind him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (NWM+b)
so if they attack each other, we have no reason to defend one against the other.
let them figure it out. not our problem.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Deer hooves are cloven.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (kA3Cp)
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Deer is better tasting goat.
Now the weather controllers will demote me...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 02:37 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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North Carolina is over. Everyone can quit stressing about that 9 day thing. They've always had 3 days on the books there to begin with.
Trump is well over the margin of fraud there.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 02:37 PM (5p7BC)
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Ummm...is it just me or does that not sound so dire as they want it to?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 29, 2020 02:31 PM (DpZoA)
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I was told by CNN for months that Europe solved covid. Turns out their cases per capita are more than 200% higher than the US.
It's almost as if everything CNN says is a lie.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (22mNy)
The lockdowns are just extending it. But that was their point. They don't have the capacity, especially socialized countries.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:37 PM (sfhL4)
>>Yeah, I learned that lesson clicking on a link of Hope Solo's butthole. Never again.
Like looking the Truth Turtle straight in the eye.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:37 PM (j9D7V)
TDS is a bitch. I know a bunch of people who hate Trump for no reason other than "he's a successful rich guy" whereas Biden is "a nice relatable guy."
/yes, I know the above statements are insane
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (ZCiJZ)
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"Well, I'm voting for Trump because he doesn't drink, and I'm voting against Biden because he likes to inappropriately touch little girls."
"Wait...what...?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:37 PM (NWM+b)
No, I believe they suddenly realized they won't be able to CHEAT. Something they were counting on using to cheat was taken away from them very recently.
They started trailing in Early Voting.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 02:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rhomboid
Another reason my ass has never been in that part of the world.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 02:37 PM (0R8lo)
There is Halal Beef, which is a cow killed by strangling (torture).
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:29 PM (Eicbe)
I'm pretty sure the rules are almost exactly the same as kosher.
An animal needs to die by having its neck slit and it needs to bleed out.
You can't mix meat and dairy (oversimplifying, I know), and a bunch of other restrictions.
The main difference is that a rabbi is supposed to do something to make food kosher, and an imam is supposed to do something to make food halal.
But other than that, the methods and rules are pretty much the same.
(*I could be wrong on this, I'm just going off a convo I had on this subject with a muslim friend and a jewish friend.)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (j9D7V)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:37 PM (j9D7V)
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*mind blown*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (tW1lH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Deer hooves are cloven.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (kA3Cp)
Kosher animals also have to chew their cud, which is a pretty weird distinction, I think, but there it is. I know that lobsters and other creepy crawlies are Right Out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Asking Kim Klacik to Be the Hot Fudge on My Vanilla Sundae at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (8YFRI)
9mm bullshit
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:33 PM (sjdRT)
Fucking europellet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (9Om/r)
I think he knows NY'ers are livid with him and he's desperate to point a finger at Trump to try and deflect from his murdering old people and playing Hitler with the Jewish community.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by Ace at 02:09 PM
Fuck "Experts". There, I said it.
Turns out the threshold to becoming an expert has been lowered to the point of irrelevance.
Point in fact, didn't some moron (small m notice) write a book decrying the loss of status our "expert" class has undergone? None too soon, I might add, though I long for the days gone by when you actually could count on an expert to give you better advise then you'd give yourself while drunk.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (3aLWR)
It's selection, I suspect. Cities select for scum, and concentrate them against a gradient. If you're scum, in a small town, everyone knows you're scum, and treats you accordingly.
But you can disappear in a city, where 99.99% of the people have no way of knowing you're scum. That's my guess as to why cities concentrate criminals, perverts, etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (zrukV)
USA, October 28, 2020
Posted by: Wolf Larsen at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (qXKSg)
This is amazing, did you write it? I would like to re-post it.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (5FCda)
Believe it or not, that perfectly describes the Amy Schumer movie, "Trainwreck."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (G51Gf)
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Whoa... and it seems it was written by Amy Schumer. That's really weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (XJipD)
No worries, everything will be open Wednesday.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (imEOB)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 02:34 PM (kA3Cp)
What about those deer with fangs, are they kosher?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (1ISKN)
Did they REALLY believe the polls that showed him with a big lead--and now they don"t?
No, I believe they suddenly realized they won't be able to CHEAT.
Something they were counting on using to cheat was taken away from them
very recently.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 29, 2020 02:36 PM (HrMC1)
As well, Trump basically goaded him into it, starting with the "White flag" comment. Not long after it, Biden was suddenly going to Chester, PA later that day and the rather clear schedule for the week started getting filled with appearances.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (e82iD)
Horse is the only non-cloven hoof I can think of. I imagine that goes for donkeys and zebras, too.
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (lIIT7)
@mlcalderone
"The biggest concern is that it [revelation that Anonymous was just a guy who emptied waste baskets, filled restroom paper towel dispensers, and swept up] has the potential to become ammunition for people who want to undermine anonymous sourcing at the New York Times writ large," one Opinion staffer tells @joepompeoz
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1) Ya think?
2) Yeah, that's far more important than that you demeaned innocent people.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 02:37 PM (5p7BC)
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I think Trump can refile too, just argue different rules. Left does it all the time.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Asking Kim Klacik to Be the Hot Fudge on My Vanilla Sundae at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (jUVms)
How much?
Posted by: 80'smusic fan at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 02:10 PM (9Om/r)
My thoughts exactly.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (z79tQ)
Horse is the only non-cloven hoof I can think of. I imagine that goes for donkeys and zebras, too.
Posted by: t-bird
Gives a new meaning to "how's my ass taste".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (0R8lo)
I was spied on so at this point I put nothing past this country. We are more corrupt and messed up than I ever dreamed of.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (zXyVF)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (RPVE/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)
I've never understood the Mormon thing about caffeine. My Mormon friends say it started (for some reason) as "hot beverages," which then became identified with caffeine through coffee. But a Coke isn't a hot beverage, so WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (zrukV)
I'll wait.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (RPVE/)
Hell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (zrukV)
The Chester visit was hilarious. He could walk there from his house and bragged how he was in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (imEOB)
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Yeah, that would have been a lot easier to do if you hadn't allowed millions of nutjob islamists who despise your core values to come and live in your country, dumb ass.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (9Om/r)
BTW, I heard you posted a TXMoMee take but I couldn't find it. And I actually did look.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (sjdRT)
Michigan...Autoworkers Who I Thought Were Voting For Biden Told Me
They're Voting For Trump'
I've heard this song before: After the '84 election, in an interview with Geraldine Ferraro, she was asked if there was a point in the campaign at which she knew they were going to lose. Her response was that she was campaigning in Michigan and talking to laid-off auto workers, who told her they were voting for Reagan. She couldn't understand why this reliable demographic was not voting dem and asked why she and Mondale weren't getting their vote. The response? "Reagan has America standing tall again."
Posted by: Bert G at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (OMsf+)
Godwin's Law is often misunderstood. It is a mathematical statement not a rule to a game. It says: the longer an internet conversation goes on the probability that someone will mention "Hitler" or "Nazi" approaches 1.
And that is significant because if all conversations contain claims of "Hitler" or "Nazi" there is nothing special about any conversation using "Hitler" or "Nazi".
That has to do with the generally useful principle that there is nothing special about a universal description. If I mention that my care is "a thing". I can use that description of so many things there is nothing particularly descriptive of my car.
"Everything" has no power to classify any particular thing in "Everything".
Thus there is nothing special about any crowd being "mostly peaceful". They used to complain about the incidents of violence AT Trump rallies, but THEY were "mostly peaceful", too.
Thus, reporting that a crowd is "mostly peaceful" when the rest of it is rioting, is more of what is commonly known as *SPIN*.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (Eicbe)
I believe it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (jUVms)
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He was yelling the other day about Saying how smart he was "I don't like smart guys"
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (zXyVF)
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Trump smoked that fuckhead out of his hole. The gaff-o-meter is going to be going into nuclear overdrive now and the media can only suppress so much of it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Asking Kim Klacik to Be the Hot Fudge on My Vanilla Sundae at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (8YFRI)
Limited stamina. They had to ration his public appearances The debates and closer to the election are more important.
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2020 02:36
Well it will be the day when Nice erupts in Chaos
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (OjZpE)
Whoa... and it seems it was written by Amy Schumer. That's really weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Her movies seem to be the opposite of her stand-up comedy. "I Feel Pretty" is another one with a great theme and execution. The one with Goldie Hawn (can't remember the title) is too goofy for me, but it wasn't laden with her Messages and hostility to the right.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (zrukV)
Caffeine is a mind altering drug.
Which is why they don't drink it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (0R8lo)
I believe it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (jUVms)
Says it all, doesn't it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (zrukV)
They can only drink Grape Soda.
It's all right there in the Book of Nehi.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (j9D7V)
Hillary was the second smartest guy he knows.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (imEOB)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (imEOB)
This is so weird to read.
Elections are less than a week away now.
Next Wednesday, sounds so bizarre at this point.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (sfhL4)
I believe it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2020 02:40 PM (jUVms)
Joe, you really need to get out of your basement, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (j9D7V)
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Actually, I regret this snark. Sweeping up is honest work which is more than I can say for NYT reporters.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Almost certain that seasonality (still not understood) slowed things in summer, just as it's ramping things up now.
The entire framing of this issue is false, yet 99.6% of people, including especially "skeptics", continue to use it.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (lIIT7)
The Rhinoceros. and Sloths.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (Kpl3J)
"Yellow vest protesters..."
Lizzy, you never disappoint.
A fair number of those yellow vesters with signs that are seen all over the world.
Posted by: TeeJ at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (dmWPe)
Which is why they don't drink it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
I would never classify caffeine as mind altering.
Pot, opium, lsd, yeah. Caffeine? Nah.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (0R8lo)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (sjdRT)
Elections are less than a week away now.
Next Wednesday, sounds so bizarre at this point.
I'll welcome the relieving of stress after this election.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (imEOB)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (1ISKN)
The internal polls must be disastrous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (zrukV)
BTW, I heard you posted a TXMoMee take but I couldn't find it. And I actually did look.....
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (sjdRT)
2 nights ago. post#566. It was just a quick summary. You would need 100,000 words to describe it all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (OjZpE)
Factor in that he was likely sleeping with both Hallie *and* her daughter Natalie at the time and him keeping the gun in the cars seems more like a way to protect himself than the kids IYKWIM.
I really don't need to know anymore lurid details of the family dysfunction, I just want some person to protect the Biden grandkids and for Biden/Harris to be overwhelmingly defeated on election day.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (bDqIh)
But you can disappear in a city, where 99.99% of the people have no way of knowing you're scum. That's my guess as to why cities concentrate criminals, perverts, etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (zrukV
Interesting thought. Still curious why so many people (let's assume non-scum) vote liberal in cities. Prices are already higher for everything. Why vote for more taxes and regulation to make it worse?
Does it really boil down to chicks want abortions and dudes want to be invited to the right parties with those chicks?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Deer at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (0R/VA)
Limited stamina. They had to ration his public appearances The debates and closer to the election are more important.
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (l3+k2)
Bonus: Biden can take Trump-pushed therapeutics. Operation Warp Speed allows Biden to wander out of his hole.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (imEOB)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (Ie5rD)
- An American Wolf Howling at a French Moon
USA, October 28, 2020
Posted by: Wolf Larsen at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM
This is amazing, did you write it? I would like to re-post it.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl
Paragraph breaks would be nice.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (63Dwl)
It's almost as if everything CNN says is a lie.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 02:32 PM (22mNy)
But supposedly we have 20% of all Covid deaths.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (2DOZq)
The internal polls must be disastrous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (zrukV)
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It's probably going to be more about saving House races at this point.
The trips to TX and GA by Biden and Harris were to districts with competitive House races.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (NWM+b)
Pot, opium, lsd, yeah. Caffeine? Nah.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (0R8lo)
You must be one of those caffeine addicts in denial.
But, seriously, nicotine and caffeine are both stimulants. Mild compared to, like, caffeine, or amphetamines, but definitely drugs.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (cnTJD)
All lies. Demonstrable lies.
Fuck, man, in our armed services we have to let EVERYBODY in, no matter their religion, including Satanists and Islamic terrorists. And because we cannot admit to ourselves that Jefferson erred greatly in the Declaration (all men are NOT created equal) then we will continue to allow murderers to join our society because gay-ass "NAXALT" fallacy.
White people are guilty at birth ("white privilege") while all other races get a pass, they ALWAYS get covered by NAXALT.
Posted by: ThatGuyKindaHasAPoint at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (Z1iqL)
Posted by: iandeal at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (vgGyZ)
The sad fact is that even you get high on crack, film yourself having deviant sex with an underaged family member, and then leave the video in the possession of a random stranger - you're still probably smarter than Joe Biden. At least now, anyway. Maybe always.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (zrukV)
...
I kinda feel like polygamy then oops no polygamy is maybe a bigger question though.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (9Om/r)
Thanks. I'm sick I missed both the NoVA and TX. F-ing COVID BS.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (imEOB)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (3P/5p)
caffeine. My Mormon friends say it started (for some reason) as "hot
beverages," which then became identified with caffeine through coffee.
But a Coke isn't a hot beverage, so WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (zrukV)
It is as they described it. I can assure you quite a few Mormons consume caffeinated soda.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 02:46 PM (e82iD)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (lIIT7)
The Rhinoceros. and Sloths.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (Kpl3J)
They have toes, not hooves
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 02:46 PM (Izzlo)
say it started (for some reason) as "hot beverages," which then became
identified with caffeine through coffee. But a Coke isn't a hot
beverage, so WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM
I thought it was "brewed" beverages that they couldn't drink, thus no coffee or tea. Co-Cola isn't brewed.
Posted by: Bert G at October 29, 2020 02:46 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 02:46 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (cnTJD)
And they are just as addictive as many of the illegal drugs.
Posted by: Deer at October 29, 2020 02:46 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (zrukV)
...
I kinda feel like polygamy then oops no polygamy is maybe a bigger question though.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (yL25O)
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Jebediah Springfield : People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan : Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield : I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan : Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield : Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan : I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:46 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:43 PM (imEOB)
don't forget Melatonin if need be
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 02:46 PM (sfhL4)
All of it based on intel and State input. They basically said - we can't really screen for bad guys in these places - and that was the reason for the EOs.
The top line is correct - Trump EO was absolutely sensible and unexceptional, really - but the broad-brush swipe at the guvamint entities involved is baseless.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 02:46 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 02:45 PM (63Dwl)
Yes, and I can insert those.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (5FCda)
How on earth can this guy be a blip on the polls?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (8B6Ng)
He's hoping for a sympathy vote from an upcoming stroke?
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: JOE! at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (Zmnko)
701 BTW thanks to bear with asymmetrical balls for the well reasoned comments
Posted by: some guy out west at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (XpDOS)
Similar to the "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique" but more deadly.
Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (G0vdT)
Remember when The Simpsons was funny? Been a while
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (imEOB)
306 Horse is the only non-cloven hoof I can think of. I imagine that goes for donkeys and zebras, too.
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 02:39 PM (lIIT7)
It was always a struggle to keep my horses from cleaving their own hooves.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Drugs, yes.
Mind altering? No.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (0R8lo)
Remember when The Simpsons was funny? Been a while
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (imEOB)
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It's still on the air?!
\sarc
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (NWM+b)
We're fighting over the scraps at this point but sure, there's that dude who just can't decide yet who needs to see Joe's eloquent diction on display.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:47 PM (3aLWR)
www.chabad.org/l
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:48 PM (nUuHR)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 02:48 PM (Ie5rD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
We're all going to meet on Zoom!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 29, 2020 02:48 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2020 02:48 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2020 02:48 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (G0vdT)
FBI did NOT notify South Carolina Lw Enforcement of either the threat against Governor McMaster (R), nor the arrest of a subject in Columbia.
https://tinyurl.com/y4mn7cem
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (e82iD)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (Ie5rD)
Does it really boil down to chicks want abortions and dudes want to be invited to the right parties with those chicks?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (3aLWR)
No, I think there's just a very different vibe living in a city then in a more rural area.
It's partly self selecting on who moves to and stays in cities.
But it's also... there's no self reliance in cities. Like in nyc, I have to rely on subways (government) to move around. The closest I get to driving a car is an uber or a taxi, both heavily regulated.
There are homeless people, crumbling infrastructure, weirdos, murders, drug deals, all kinds of shit in my face 24/7. So there's a natural tendency for people to say "HOLY SHIT WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS."
...And Democrats are seen as the "do something about this" party. Even though they clearly haven't done anything about it.
But even then, nyc elects a fair amount of R mayors.
But in non-local elections they vote D.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: db at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (E0PSG)
Are you doing your Jonah Goldberg impression?
( Douche ruined quoting the Simpsons for me)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (2DOZq)
The FBI must be disbanded.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (imEOB)
They only do that if there is a PT Cruiser (Registered to the Undercover Agent's Mother) involved.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (j9D7V)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Trump started mocking him for not campaigning, and they didn't have an answer for it other than to make him campaign. Advantage: PDT.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)
The stupidest character created for television, Counselor Troi, said in a tweet that she hopes the ghost of Ruth Ginsburg haunts ACB.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (kgXbV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (416wY)
Are you doing your Jonah Goldberg impression?
( Douche ruined quoting the Simpsons for me)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM (2DOZq)
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I do what I want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2020 02:49 PM
~~~
Excellent. Does that mean the blue checks can still libel DHL?
Posted by: socalcon at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (Roy2Z)
4449 Dementia / Alzheimer's
4104 Heart diseases
2324 Lung cancer
2120 Strokes and blood clots
1829 Respiratory disease
1285 Colon cancer
1132 Flu & pneumonia
1106 Ill-defined conditions
902 Blood cancer
861 Prostate cancer
...
690 Covid-19
Posted by: Blip stat at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (BBWrU)
(AP) - Two members of a white supremacist group were arrested Thursday and accused of intimidating a Michigan family, authorities said.
The charges followed an investigation by Michigan State Police and the FBI into a group called The Base and a December 2019 incident in which a family in Dexter saw men in dark clothing shining a light and taking photos on the front porch of their home. The photos were uploaded onto The Base's social media platform channel along with a caption that alluded to a person involved with an antifa podcast, according to authorities.
Oh my God. The were shining lights and taking photos!!! The horror...the horror....Amazing how the FBI can round these guys up (right before the election) but can't seem to do anything about the people rioting in the streets.
Antifa is an umbrella description for far-left-leaning militant groups that resist white supremacists at demonstrations and other events.
Oh is that what Antifa does? Not riot, attack people or commit arson but resist white supremacists. Lovely propaganda there AP.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 02:51 PM (0R/VA)
Trump started mocking him for not campaigning, and they didn't have an answer for it other than to make him campaign. Advantage: PDT.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)
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Also, the early voting numbers are not very kind to Democrats right now.
They need to get people out and voting, desperately.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:51 PM (NWM+b)
USA, October 28, 2020
Posted by: Wolf Larsen at October 29, 2020 02:22 PM (qXKSg)
Well said!
I'd ask for your newsletter but I think I just read it.
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT)
Of course, conversations on morality are going to mention Hitler. Why? Because Hitler is a universal ground of discussing morality across paradigms. Because, as much as anything can, the grim facts of Nazism, are viewed by anybody applying morality as an objective Evil.
To say that somebody "loses" when they mention Hitler, then there is no winning the subject "How do we avoid another Holocaust". The subject *is* Nazism. To say that it simply filled Godwin's law at the beginning is not a useful tool in assessing the Evil of the Holocaust.
Conversations are like the Turing Halting problem. Meaning must be discussed not as an aggregate measure, but in particulars to what is discussed. Mathematics, so far, has been insufficient in proving that there is no greatest prime pair (two primes separated by 2). So just in the field of pure abstraction of numbers, mathematics has proven inconclusive. It's strongly suspected that there is no end to prime pairs, but it has never been demonstrated conclusively.
So if Mathematics is insufficient to deal with straight-up pure abstractions of Mathematics, then it's a stretch to imagine that the Mathematical correlation could categorize a conversation.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:51 PM (Eicbe)
think: samarra iraq circa 2006-2007
Posted by: sound awake at October 29, 2020 02:51 PM (krGxQ)
Mark Levin
The Stand against Tyranny
the video is about 40 minutes, but worth it.
https://tinyurl.com/y2ut4ty9
Posted by: spypeach at October 29, 2020 02:51 PM (Up/Jb)
The stupidest character created for television, Counselor Troi, said in a tweet that she hopes the ghost of Ruth Ginsburg haunts ACB.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (kgXbV)
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She's said that when she was young she was a super-Tory, but she became progressive over time.
Also, you know, Hollywood.
Young Marina Sirtis is so much better than old Marina Sirtis in so many ways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:51 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 02:52 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2020 02:52 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)
David French's wife is a whitewashed tomb filled with other men's bones.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 02:52 PM (yQpMk)
Does it really boil down to chicks want abortions and dudes want to be invited to the right parties with those chicks?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:44 PM (3aLWR)
Tough question. My guess, and it's just a WAG: cities attract people who are more socialized, and can tolerate being jammed in with other people all the time. Being more socialized also makes them more susceptible to peer pressure, since they naturally tend to run with the herd.
This is also my conjecture for why women tend to be liberal. Until recently in human history, a woman could not survive without social connections to feed, support, and protect her during pregnancy, lactation, child rearing, etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:52 PM (zrukV)
Really, there's nothing wrong with quoting the Simpsons - it was really funny for a long time, and it's a cultural touchstone for a reason.
The problem comes in when your an unfunny dull-normal the size of a panel van who thinks it's a consistent substitute for an actual sense of humor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:52 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (kgXbV)
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Cause SCIENCE!
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:52 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (nUuHR)
The trips to TX and GA by Biden and Harris were to districts with competitive House races.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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Fits for Michigan too. There are a couple house races there that are competitive.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Deer at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (NWM+b)
That's apparent with Prometheus.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (mu5GU)
Hillary was the second smartest guy he knows.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (imEOB)
....so I'm THIRD??? WTF????
Posted by: ObamaDrama at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (k+h+d)
except for the Devil Penguins with horns.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:52 PM (Kpl3J)
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I've got a Devil's haircut.
Posted by: Beck at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:41 PM (imEOB)
Well, *I* could walk there from his house, wouldn't guess he could though.
Posted by: Pronoun Trouble! at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (BBWrU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)
Really, there's nothing wrong with quoting the Simpsons - it was really funny for a long time, and it's a cultural touchstone for a reason.
The problem comes in when your an unfunny dull-normal the size of a panel van who thinks it's a consistent substitute for an actual sense of humor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:52 PM (XJipD)
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I AM FUNNY, DAMMIT!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (NWM+b)
www.chabad.org/l
Posted by: Braenyard at October 29, 2020 02:48 PM (nUuHR)
So you are saying Lena Dunham is kosher?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (k7YoM)
I feel like TNG cast members shouldn't mention ghosts, lest people bring up that episode where Dr. Crusher was banging Scottish ghosts.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 29, 2020 02:54 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:51 PM (NWM+b)
Her tatas are in Death Wish 3
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 02:54 PM (k/TB6)
Good writing, eh?
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 02:54 PM (Ie5rD)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 02:11 PM (VpIIl)
Macron ought to drop a nuke on Kuala Lumpur.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 02:54 PM (izVYh)
Mrs. D is also supposed to quarantine, even though she's had two negative Covid tests thus far.
Gonna find something easy to eat and then crawl back into bed for a while...
Posted by: PabloD at October 29, 2020 02:54 PM (qXPmL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 29, 2020 02:54 PM (UvYm2)
You misspelled boners.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:55 PM (imEOB)
I detest the left-leaning characterization.
They're straight-up communists. They're "leaning" so far they fall over.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:55 PM (zrukV)
Whomever killed and cut that Antelope fucked up.
It's the tastiest thing on the hoof in the lower 48.
Only Caribou comes close to it for flavor.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:55 PM (j9D7V)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 02:55 PM (Ie5rD)
A good joke enbiggens the smallest man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 02:55 PM (yQpMk)
The stupidest character created for television, Counselor Troi, said in a tweet that she hopes the ghost of Ruth Ginsburg haunts ACB.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
She's just an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about her, whatever she is!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (NgKpN)
Hard to believe that was Biden...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (v2c9/)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: db at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (E0PSG)
Posted by: Piratepatch at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (2Xrky)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)
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Big bugs in butter.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (Eicbe)
So, put Malaysia on you're bucket list, for sure.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 02:11 PM (VpIIl)
We definitely need to put a beret on George Soros, along with a "Mohammed was a pedophile" sign, and send him to Malaysia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (zrukV)
It seems the Fake Business News is trying to recreate some of the fake hysteria magic of the supposed global financial crisis in 2008 that got obama elected.
"Fears of covid" are far more influential than actual, solid GDP data, if you tune into in so-called financial news, today. Indeed, the GDP isn't even mentioned.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (kgXbV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (NWM+b)
You forgot the critical horde modifier: "And it's not just how I look!"
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (sjdRT)
4449 Dementia / Alzheimer's
4104 Heart diseases
2324 Lung cancer
2120 Strokes and blood clots
1829 Respiratory disease
1285 Colon cancer
1132 Flu & pneumonia
1106 Ill-defined conditions
902 Blood cancer
861 Prostate cancer
...
690 Covid-19
Posted by: Blip stat
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And keep in mind: those Covid-19 numbers are deliberately inflated.
Posted by: RKae at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (/PHjd)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (bDqIh)
Gonna find something easy to eat and then crawl back into bed for a while...
Posted by: PabloD
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Oof. Hope you feel better shortly.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (G51Gf)
Right up until the Casting.
Once they saw that Cameltoe and those Titties?
She was essential.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (j9D7V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (NWM+b)
You forgot the critical horde modifier: "And it's not just how I look!"
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (sjdRT)
========
I have watched one of his videos. I liked it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Asking Kim Klacik to Be the Hot Fudge on My Vanilla Sundae at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:30 PM (G51Gf)
Union bosses tell them how to vote. Despite all evidence pointing to Trump bring jobs back, and previous Administrations sending jobs out of the country.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (O39Wh)
Except for fish and seafood.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (1ISKN)
Leaky border...
Thanks for nothing George Bush.
You failed us.
Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (RAJ27)
Yeah, leave it to SoCa psycho-babble marinated Hollywood scriptwriters to put a shrink on the bridge to administer touchy-feely vibes to the command officers.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (Ie5rD)
Ok, bobbi. I got a real simple solution to your problem.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (3aLWR)
If it's can be construed as anti-Biden, like the link to someone heclkling Joe, I get "This is not available to You".
The lack of subtlety is amazing.
Posted by: From that time at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aAQRl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (9AXl+)
Ok, bobbi. I got a real simple solution to your problem.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (3aLWR)
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Prediction:
The cities will be noisy.
The shires will be quiet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:58 PM (NWM+b)
I still get some of my TV news from the France24 English-language broadcasts. And are those folks busy this morning or what? How the government has done this and hasn't done that and maybe it reacted too strongly to last week's beheading and gee guys can't we just get along and wouldn't it be nice.
Meanwhile, the Mecca boys watch and see La Belle Republique move along its road to subdued kuffardom.
Posted by: 11B40 at October 29, 2020 02:58 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 29, 2020 02:54 PM (vtcmf)
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But he does not divide the hoof. He is forbidden.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 02:58 PM (JRaU+)
whirlwind tour, Miami now, Wisconsin then a day off before Michigan is
the way I heard on radio news this morning.
Trump started mocking him for not campaigning, and they didn't have
an answer for it other than to make him campaign. Advantage: PDT.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2020 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)
Sun Tzu. He who is first to the battlefield will be at rest. The army that has to race to the battlefield will not be at rest. Some shit like that anyway. Trump is forcing biden to the battlefield. Trump got their first.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 02:58 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Rex B at October 29, 2020 02:58 PM (eFHLc)
Union bosses tell them how to vote. Despite all evidence pointing to Trump bring jobs back, and previous Administrations sending jobs out of the country.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Crazy. I thought rank-and-file were starting to change.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 02:58 PM (G51Gf)
She's just an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about her, whatever she is!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
What is this from? I can't place it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (kgXbV)
Elk is more like Venison.
Antelope is a touch sweeter and the cell structure is smaller.
Elk is generally pretty damn toothy. Tasty. But a Steak cut from the Round is like eating a tasty rubber ball.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (j9D7V)
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (Eicbe)
@robbystarbuck
UPS has found the package and say they are delivering it to Tucker Carlson now. There's no update on if any of these documents were damaged, how UPS suddenly found them, if a worker removed them or what happened.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
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Called it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 02:58 PM (JRaU+)
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I really, really hope that Trump's lawyers have told precinct captains, directly to their faces, that they can't wait to get them in jail for manufacturing ballots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Come onnnnnnn! I'll fail if you don't give me an extension!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (keIN8)
Posted by: Smartest gal he knows is a DOCTOR at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (BBWrU)
Is antelope similar to elk? Cuz I like elk.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (9AXl+)
Not in my experience. Love elk long time.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Harris at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (RAJ27)
I like being Jewish - but screw being Kosher. Sorry, can't do it. If you wipe out shrimp, pork, and meat+dairy, I'll fucking starve to death.
And if you try to take my shrimp you're gonna die, too. It's bad for everyone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
What is this from? I can't place it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (kgXbV)
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Scrooge.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (Eicbe)
She's just an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about her, whatever she is!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
What is this from? I can't place it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (kgXbV)
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A Christmas Carol.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (NWM+b)
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I feel like TNG cast members shouldn't mention ghosts, lest people bring up that episode where Dr. Crusher was banging Scottish ghosts.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (ZGrMX)
I watched a handful of episodes of that show, and decided it wasn't for me. The worst thing about it? The stupid Wesley kid. There was no reason for him to be there.
The empath chick, she had two reasons to be there.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (imEOB)
She's just an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about her, whatever she is!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
What is this from? I can't place it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (kgXbV)
A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (Ie5rD)
There are a lot of people glued to the Tube. They may not even know they're in the Rust Belt, since they're "world citizens".
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (8eSmR)
Well, they don't get interstitial fat...so it is likely down to the handling more than anything.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (j9D7V)
I watched a handful of episodes of that show, and decided it wasn't for me. The worst thing about it? The stupid Wesley kid. There was no reason for him to be there.
The empath chick, she had two reasons to be there.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (hku12)
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You can kind of just skip the first two seasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Sleepy Joe at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (RAJ27)
are those folks busy this morning or what? How the government has done this and hasn't done that and maybe it reacted too strongly to last week's beheading
Posted by: 11B40
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Do they know how stodgy and yesterday and conformist they sound?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (G51Gf)
Carlson now. There's no update on if any of these documents were
damaged, how UPS suddenly found them, if a worker removed them or what
happened.
Tucker's "They Found The Docs!" show is going to be bigger than "The Big Bobulinski" show.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (3P/5p)
For inexplicable reasons the western media outlets do not provide accurate translations. See also "Peace". It gets rapidly worse from there.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (jS2zB)
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (w7KSn)
The same trends of repression, censorship and ideological homogeneity plaguing the national press generally have engulfed the media outlet I co-founded, culminating in censorship of my own articles.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (iZwip)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)
This is one reason I think Biblical strictures were basically public health measures. Lobsters, crabs, shellfish, and other filter feeders go off in no time without refrigeration, especially in a hot climate such as the present-day Israel, and a recipe for epic food poisoning. Pork of course is/was subject to trichinosis, and hence banned. Homosexuality (only male homosexuality is mentioned in the Bible, IIRC) spreads disease like crazy (see, e.g., SF) because without women to slow things down, guys will get jiggy around the clock.
Similarly, strictures against adultery, bearing false witness, coveting another's wife/property, etc. were social health measures to promote the stability of society.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (3P/5p)
Amazing how anyone who opposes AntiFa is now a White Supremicist, even if they are black, and the AntiFa's are White.
Proud Boys, exhibit 1.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (NgKpN)
https://tinyurl.com/y3fm792e
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (iZwip)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (jS2zB)
See also their translation of "Islam" and especially of "jihad."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2020 02:56 PM (v2c9/)
The jogging in place at the end was pretty weird. Still, 20 minutes is his ceiling.
I'm thinking at this point he's coked out of his mind. They've got nothing to lose, so WTF. He strokes out or he survives. he's replaced immediately anyway.
What would be the precident if he croaks or becomes vegetative before being sworn in? Does that go straight to Kamaloid?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Turns out that the strategy of not campaigning, and making the election all about Trump, isn't working.
There's a chance for a spectacular Biden meltdown here - he seemed relatively OK for the debates via long rests before and after the debates, and a likely drug cocktail that they probably don't want to administer too often.
But have him campaign for a number of days in a row, in appearances that involve travel, not "campaigning" a few miles from his house?
The Biden campaign must be really, really nervous about what Joe might do.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (I2/tG)
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Farm raised means corn fed, vs grass fed for wild. It is a different taste, but many prefer it, especially if one likes their meat cooked rare.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (kA3Cp)
ONE death from COVID is too many! If we have to close every 911 center, every hospital and every doctors office to keep people safe, it's worth it!
-stupid liberals everywhere
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: UPS at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (RAJ27)
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???
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 02:57 PM (bDqIh)
She's a real goer.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (zrukV)
Yeah, its almost like a God would give down laws, that would help his creations prosper.
Who woulda thunk it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (NgKpN)
Ooopsie....
@robbystarbuck
UPS has found the package and say they are delivering it to Tucker Carlson now. There's no update on if any of these documents were damaged, how UPS suddenly found them, if a worker removed them or what happened.
Posted by: JackStraw
I have a feeling cameras were involved.
In other words, UPS had to admit they knew How and Who.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (kgXbV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (Ie5rD)
The empath chick, she had two reasons to be there.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (hku12)
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The most stupid thing in the whole series (and I didn't watch much more than ~half the first season), was that wunderkind Wesley *failed* to get into the academy.
After building him up to be such a genius, they made this stupid plot that all these elite cadre *compete* to get into Starfleet Academy, and Wesley just didn't make the cut.
When I watched the skeleton of that episode, I was done with the series forever.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Forks and spoons made me fat at October 29, 2020 03:04 PM (cCxiu)
The worst thing about it? The stupid Wesley kid.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Teenage girls loved whats his name (the actor). That's why he was there. I believe he was universally hated by all other demographics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 03:04 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: db at October 29, 2020 03:04 PM (E0PSG)
It is interesting to watch France grapple with this as France is an officially secular country.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 29, 2020 03:04 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 29, 2020 03:04 PM (sjdRT)
"Get on the plane, Joe. Get. On the. Fucking. Plane. "
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 03:04 PM (keIN8)
Wild stuff just tastes weird.
What they eat and how they're killed. Same with wild hogs vs farm raised.
When they are shot, and run before dropping, the meat gets a lactic acid buildup. You will taste that. That's part of what gives it a gamey taste.
When they are pole-axed via a bolt gun and dropped on the spot in a slaughterhouse, you don't get that build up.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 03:04 PM (0R8lo)
Turns out that the strategy of not campaigning, and making the election all about Trump, isn't working.
There's a chance for a spectacular Biden meltdown here - he seemed relatively OK for the debates via long rests before and after the debates, and a likely drug cocktail that they probably don't want to administer too often.
But have him campaign for a number of days in a row, in appearances that involve travel, not "campaigning" a few miles from his house?
The Biden campaign must be really, really nervous about what Joe might do.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (I2/tG)
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The Establishment knew that they were losing in August.
They let the polls continue to be ridiculous, probably even encouraged it and paid directly for it.
The activist left should be absolutely pissed at the Establishment for losing this one. Without GOTV, it looks like the Establishment lost this on purpose.
"Fuck the Establishment," needs to be the rallying cry of the left. You know, what they said in the 60s that decade they jerk off to so much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 03:04 PM (NWM+b)
Deer eat corn, too. Acorns. Grasses. Your shrubs.
There's no real fat involved in game meat.
Not much you can do to color the flavor through feed.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (j9D7V)
The empath chick, she had two reasons to be there.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (hku12)
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You can kind of just skip the first two seasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 03:00 PM (NWM+b)
That's what I'm going to do. And after that, I'm going to skip the rest of the seasons.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (vtcmf)
A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Oh look at you, Mr Literature.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (kgXbV)
When I watched the skeleton of that episode, I was done with the series forever.
The U.N in Space.
Kirk got to bone alien chicks.
Picards goes on research missions.
What ship do you want to be on?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
Nailed it.
Posted by: golfman at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: UPS at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (8eSmR)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (3P/5p)
Bookworm!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (kgXbV)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (Ie5rD)
Romans feeding their slaves lobster was cruel and unusual punishment.
I can definitely see the whole sea-spider thing that eats anything that's dead and rotting (like Frank) being a kind of turn-off.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (KWbVO)
When I watched the skeleton of that episode, I was done with the series forever.
The U.N in Space.
Kirk got to bone alien chicks.
Picards goes on research missions.
What ship do you want to be on?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
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"Shut up, ensign, and hold up that mirror, so I can see this alien chick better!"
-Kirk, vigorously thrusting
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (NWM+b)
Farm raised means corn fed, vs grass fed for wild. It is a different taste, but many prefer it, especially if one likes their meat cooked rare.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (kA3Cp)
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Grass-fed Piedmontese beef. OMG.
I used to live across from an Italian deli. A really good one, with a yuuuge butcher's section. They carried those exorbitantly-priced... drugs. They're like drugs. If I'd had to choose between rent and the steaks it wouldn't have taken me a second to decide.
Thank G-d that place is out of my life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (XJipD)
Nailed it.
Posted by: golfman at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (hOMhY)
But they do self identify.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (yQpMk)
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Putting your pronouns in your twitter bio is kind of a hint, though.
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (kOpft)
Here muzzie. Eat this ham sammi.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (0R8lo)
deity. Please make a note of this. I know, "My God can beat up your
God" is a bit infantile, but this is what we're dealing with. This isn't
an Ecumenical service apparently.
For inexplicable reasons the western media outlets do not provide
accurate translations. See also "Peace". It gets rapidly worse from
there.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (jS2zB)
They're also making it quite clear that those who believe that the deities of Christianity/Judaism and Islam are in essentials the same are naive.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (e82iD)
Similarly, strictures against adultery, bearing false witness, coveting another's wife/property, etc. were social health measures to promote the stability of society.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 03:01 PM (zrukV)
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But there are plenty of ritual laws that don't necessarily check the box of also being a sanitary practice. I think there is an argument that the laws in toto were to really create a distinct, separate people. That included creating boundaries between lots of types of commerce, to minimize mixing points.
Placing limits on diet really makes a people group separate and distinct from those around them.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (yL25O)
They convinced themselves that Covid was the secret weapon that would bring down Trump.
The social media companies are all in (especially Twitter) - there will be hell to pay if Trump wins.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (I2/tG)
@robbystarbuck
UPS has found the package and say they are delivering it to Tucker Carlson now. There's no update on if any of these documents were damaged, how UPS suddenly found them, if a worker removed them or what happened.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Was the finding "sudden"? They've been scouring their facilities, no? I imagine no exec has slept since the theft was discovered.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 03:08 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 03:08 PM (Ie5rD)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2020 03:08 PM (Zmnko)
They convinced themselves that Covid was the secret weapon that would bring down Trump.
The social media companies are all in (especially Twitter) - there will be hell to pay if Trump wins.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (I2/tG)
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August COVID madness had largely abated with red states having already ended their lockdowns, and the BLM rioting was finally showing up in the polls as a complete disaster.
They've known for more than 2 months that they were back to where they were before COVID: assured losers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 03:08 PM (NWM+b)
I think as the race ends, they just kind of give up or mail it in for the Soros check for twelve dollars.
Hearts not in it.
No poll trolls either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 03:08 PM (3aLWR)
Do you want to know why he was there? Seriously? He's one of the worst Mary Sue characters ever stuck in a well known TV show. (and ironic, since the entire "Mary Sue" meme came out of Trek fandom) One of the writers desperately wanted to write in a character that would be his own personal avatar, that could jump in and save all the other characters from the problems just by being so cute and smart, and he had the pull in TNG to finally get his way.
That would be Eugene Wesley Roddenberry.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2020 03:08 PM (Zmnko)
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I have never denied that charge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 03:09 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
What is this from? I can't place it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 02:59 PM (kgXbV)
A Christmas Carol
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 03:09 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: EveR at October 29, 2020 03:09 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 03:09 PM (yQpMk)
I used to live across from an Italian deli. A really good one, with a
yuuuge butcher's section. They carried those exorbitantly-priced...
drugs. They're like drugs. If I'd had to choose between rent and the
steaks it wouldn't have taken me a second to decide.
Thank G-d that place is out of my life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (XJipD)
My brother's brewery gives the used barley to a local beef guy. He finishes the beef with the barley. Absolutely awesome.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 03:09 PM (k/TB6)
The real idiocy of all those series?
You have HUNDREDS of people on your crew, so you take all your senior officers to every dangerous away mission?
Somehow, I never saw anyone above LT. JG on ANY of the many boarding missions I did in the Navy.
But then, thinking on it, I was an Electronics Tech, who would therefore have been in Engineering...
And they wore... oh... shit....
I WAS A REDSHIRT!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 03:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BoHoidy at October 29, 2020 03:09 PM (Ie5rD)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2020 03:10 PM (jUVms)
Ooopsie....
@robbystarbuck
UPS has found the package and say they are delivering it to Tucker Carlson now. There's no update on if any of these documents were damaged, how UPS suddenly found them, if a worker removed them or what happened.
Posted by: JackStraw
I have a feeling cameras were involved.
In other words, UPS had to admit they knew How and Who.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (kgXbV)
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My question: Are they the same documents. Make sure someone hasn't done the ol' switcharoo.
It happens. I know. I watch crime series on TV.
Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2020 03:10 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 03:10 PM (bCLt0)
@robbystarbuck
UPS has found the package and say they are delivering it to Tucker Carlson now. There's no update on if any of these documents were damaged, how UPS suddenly found them, if a worker removed them or what happened.
Posted by: JackStraw
The FBI has issued a statement:
"Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo, this is supposed to be a HAPPY occasion!"
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2020 03:10 PM (hku12)
That's why he was there. I believe he was universally hated by all other
demographics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 03:04 PM (G51Gf)
Wil Wheaton. If I recall, in Big Bang Theory Sheldon hated him.
Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 03:10 PM (e82iD)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 29, 2020 03:10 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: grease monkey at October 29, 2020 03:06 PM (KWbVO)
Bet you tune in every day to me.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at October 29, 2020 03:10 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 03:11 PM (XJipD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 03:11 PM (yQpMk)
Fight terror with legal terror.
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NO. That is sophistry. All due respect, that is nonsense. Deadly nonsense.
They are unlawful enemy combatants and thus have no absolutely no rights under national or international law. The sooner everybody gets on the same page on this the better.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2020 03:11 PM (jS2zB)
The left is really consolidating their hold on the media...and hell what people are allowed to think.
And...most leftists are fine with this. They really want one man, one vote, one last time
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 03:11 PM (qlFIA)
https://tinyurl.com/y3fm792e
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (iZwip)
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I'd say Greenwald is making the journey rightward.
I remember Bernie Goldberg swearing up and down that he was still a liberal (in the 90s), and he remained a committed liberal, and then about 2005, he started citing Reagan and at least recognized the Pro-life position.
It will take time to sink in how the left became oppressive. But, I believe, he'll think about it and think about it, and a general distaste for the left--all things he may have used to ignore--will develop.
The "right" is now the zone of a consensus on general liberty.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 03:11 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 03:11 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 03:11 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 03:11 PM (keIN8)
@DetroitNews
is endorsing Republican candidate
@JohnJamesMI
for #Michigan's Senate seat.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (zXyVF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (yQpMk)
That was the Season and Series ender, "All Good Things", and I honestly rate that as one of the Top Series Endings episode of any TV Drama. They did a very good job of ending on a good note, and tying up a lot of threads that had been hanging.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (Kpl3J)
https://tinyurl.com/y5t5h5te
Yes, it's a perfectly safe link for work and family.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Redenzo at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (2DOZq)
Tucker's "They Found The Docs!" show is going to be bigger than "The Big Bobulinski" show.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
Al Capone's envelope
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (63Dwl)
Who woulda thunk it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 03:03 PM (NgKpN)
I view it as the distillate of the wisdom of ages as to what works, and what doesn't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (zrukV)
Proud Boys, exhibit 1.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 03:02 PM (NgKpN)
They don't even try to hide the propaganda any more. It's flat out Soviet style lies.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (0R/VA)
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 29, 2020 02:27 PM (qpX6U)
The French aren't so dumb. When you think about it, segregating, or allowing muzzies to self-segregate into banlieus is brilliant. When the shooting times come, you can simply surround them with artillery, and shell them into rubble without having to worry about collateral damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (c5yKS)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (ZLI7S)
The Corn cleans the fat. White fat means corn fed... or at least corn finished.
Grass fed, grass finished is going to be more yellow.
We took a humongous heifer, she was so freaking mean (thank God) and fed her nothing but corn for 45 days. Fed our family for a nice long time.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 03:13 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 03:13 PM (22mNy)
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Putting your pronouns in your twitter bio is kind of a hint, though.
Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (kOpft)
Driving in a car wearing a mask with the windows rolled up is too
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 03:13 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)
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And he crushed it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 03:13 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 29, 2020 03:13 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: golfman at October 29, 2020 03:14 PM (hOMhY)
That would be Eugene Wesley Roddenberry.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Reminds me of a story I just heard yesterday.
The Youtube channel Nerkish is wildly underappreciated. He's had some troubles with other Youtubers, and I think, the powers that be on the site.
So... he did a story on the comic Bread and Wine.
Don't look it up. Trust me.
It's the story about a fat old white bearded guy, who has a gay love affair with a homeless dude.
Believe it or not, the author of the story is a fat old gay white bearded dude.
That's not the interesting part though. No, what's interesting is Alan Moore, famed writer of the Watchmen series, wrote a forward for the book, praising it to high heaven.
Which only sorta starts to make sense, when you see a picture of Alan Moore, and compare it to the book's drawings of the homeless dude.
Yeesh.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 29, 2020 03:15 PM (hku12)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (0R/VA)
Where do I go to get today's approved thoughts, comrade?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 29, 2020 03:15 PM (2C38g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (c5yKS)
I had read that the French designed the muslim banlieus to have just one entrance, that can be blocked by a tank.
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 03:15 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Jabba the Pritzker: Not so fast!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 03:15 PM (0R/VA)
@Acosta
This happens at just about every Trump rally. I've covered five presidential campaigns... long enough to know this isn't normal. Sometimes I'll scan the crowd, not for the folks who are chanting but for the people who look back at me silently, letting me know they know it's wrong
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Stupid hillbillies not only notice that I'm lying to and about them, they mind!jn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 03:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Hillary was the second smartest guy he knows.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 02:42 PM (imEOB)
....so I'm THIRD??? WTF????
Posted by: ObamaDrama at October 29, 2020 02:53 PM (k+h+d)
Biden said the smartest "guy" he knows, not the smartest "girl" he knows.
Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 29, 2020 03:16 PM (O2PCU)
They did not soften Muslim terrorism and crime one bit. Good for Travolta too. Very underrated movie IMHO,
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 03:17 PM (2DOZq)
Placing limits on diet really makes a people group separate and distinct from those around them.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (yL25O)
Yes, I've thought that too. No dairy products and meat on the same plate, no other Gods before Me, circumcision, etc. all seemed intended to differentiate one group from others.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 03:17 PM (zrukV)
Kirk got to bone alien chicks.
Picards goes on research missions.
What ship do you want to be on?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 29, 2020 03:05 PM (ZCiJZ)
Kirk's ship no doubt. The archaeologist side of me like Piccard's ship, comfy rooms, holodeck, replicators, etc.
The metalhead side of me says duuuuude, kirk's ship is a fucking party. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 03:17 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 03:12 PM (c5yKS)
So they have the Muslims concentrated in outer cities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 03:18 PM (zrukV)
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)
519 My favorite episode of NG was the one where like 7 Enterprises from
different multi-verses ended up together for some reason and they cut to
a smashed and burned up Enterprise bridge on the viewer with a
wild-eyed lunatic looking Riker in charge saying 'I'm not going back!
THE BORG ARE EVERYWHERE!!'
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 03:07 PM (yQpMk)
That was the Season and Series ender, "All Good Things", and I
honestly rate that as one of the Top Series Endings episode of any TV
Drama. They did a very good job of ending on a good note, and tying up
a lot of threads that had been hanging.
Negative...the episode in question is "Parallels" (S7E11), and focuses on Worf, bouncing from one reality to another. A very good episode (I'm a Worf fan). "All Good Things" did have the qualities you mentioned, just one Enterprise (modified in the future).
Posted by: Mike at October 29, 2020 03:19 PM (FgqQa)
They don't even try to hide the propaganda any more. It's flat out Soviet style lies.
***
As communist dissidents pointed out, the goal of internal communist propaganda isn't really to convince people.
It is to force them to say things they know are not true.
If you can make a man say that 2+2=5 or that a man in a dress is a woman you can make them say, and do, just about anything.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 03:22 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
People vote for emotional reasons, and then try to reason backward as to why they vote the way they do.
Traditional union members (Michigan and Ohio have now 5th generation union members), vote Democrat because....their Daddies and Grandaddies did, and they're the party of the people and fight for the little guy, and all that other hogwash.
The Democrats will walk all over anybody to get them to vote for you. I've met too many slimy REAL politicians to think otherwise.
Sherrod Brown, Democrat Senator from the State of Ohio is the perfect example. He is such a shit in real life; when he was Secretary of State under Dick Celeste in the 1980's, SOMEBODY was dealing drugs out of the SoS office in the State House. Who?
Nobody knows. But Sherrod was a GREAT guy! This dumb woman I used to know said so.
Brown votes in ways to just insult people, Claims otherwise, but he has name recognition and he's a "regular guy", so he keeps getting re-elected (and the Republicans can't seem to find someone good to run against him).
People vote on emotions; they just don't check off on what someone really stands for. Biden has told us all what he wants to do, when he moments of clarity.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 03:22 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 03:26 PM (iA3Z1)
Notice how we haven't had any attacks for about 3.5 years?
Posted by: PJ at October 29, 2020 03:35 PM (qlTN9)
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