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Palate Cleanser: Marvel Comics Still Doesn't Know Why It Has Lost Most of Its Former Readers

Enjoy the below tweet, which includes a panel from a recent Iron Man issue.

The panel features Tony Stark being femmesplained about his Toxic Masculinity and White Privilege.

He's being bitchsplained to by a D Minus level superhero called "Hellcat." She's literally a nobody, but her superpower is Spazzing Out Over Phantom Microaggressions.

Tony Stark has saved the world dozens of times, always putting his own life on the line to do so. In fact -- and this is super-dumb, but whatever -- he was in fact killed by Femcel super "hero" Captain Marvel, when he opposed her fascist takeover of the country.

(Something which Marvel portrayed as noble and righteous just because a Strong Empowered Wammen did it.)

This is Marvel's idea of how a founding Avenger should be treated by a no-account nobody climbing bitch.

Because this is Marvel's idea of how all men should be treated in real life.

Well, all white men anyway.

This is Marvel's final fuck-you to the white male audience that has almost entirely deserted it.

Note that while the second, third, and fourth paragraph are altered to make a joke -- and a good one -- the first panel is 100% real.

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When you hear former comic book fans complaining about #WokeMarvel and now #WokeDC, it's because they've spent literal thousands of dollars -- maybe in excess of $10,000 or $15,000 -- faithfully buying these comics for decades only to now be called "Nazis" by the characters they're collecting.

Oh, also take a gander at Hellcat's body. She looks like a chubby middle aged man with no breasts but with a large gut.

That's a thing they do purposefully -- "Defeating the Male Gaze." It's sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies, so all women's bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested.

The net result is that men either derive no pleasure from looking at a woman's body -- big win! no pleasure for men! -- or men are forced to derive pleasure looking a "real women's bodies." Less of a win, but still a win.


Posted by: Ace at 04:14 PM




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1 hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:14 PM (sfhL4)

2 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the 1/2T Red Pepper Flakes was 2 Much Critic ... at October 29, 2020 04:14 PM (LPnfS)

3 Femcel super "hero" Captain Marvel

Shouldn't that be "heroine?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 04:14 PM (eqpxU)

4 Marvel needn't worry. I'm sure the Lena Dunhams of the world will start buying comics in large numbers.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:15 PM (v16oJ)

5 "A god? It ain't bragging if you can do it. Now tell me, miss - what exactly have you done?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 29, 2020 04:15 PM (PhHuy)

6 That's just the original definition of cringe

Posted by: erik l at October 29, 2020 04:15 PM (UCI1V)

7 "Nurse, who the hell is this cunt?"

It's Patsy!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2020 04:15 PM (H3MF8)

8 She looks kinda frumpy to be a superhero.

Posted by: John Marston at October 29, 2020 04:15 PM (zGWNl)

9 artisanal 'ette

Now one of us must armor up and good the thread below...

Because, Equality ...

Posted by: Adriane the 1/2T Red Pepper Flakes was 2 Much Critic ... at October 29, 2020 04:15 PM (LPnfS)

10 CNN Breaking News: The Gay and Trans-sexual Plankton population located off the coast of the Bikini Atoll will be voting for Biden Harris !!!!!!!!!!!

Trump has lost another huge voting block due to his lies about our Angelic Black President Barack Hussien Obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!

Posted by: James at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (nOJDr)

11 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

12 To be clear, though, I don't care if Marvel, DC and all the other comics go out of business. After all, I'm not a 10 year old boy.

Perhaps they should consider more nudity.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (v16oJ)

13 They are now putting the lame woke characters in the video games. Destroying everything.

Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (HwiWi)

14 Probably has more of an ass than Brie Larson though.

Posted by: John Marston at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (zGWNl)

15 "A god? It ain't bragging if you can do it. Now tell me, miss - what exactly have you done?"
--
When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (kOpft)

16 Along that same line, if Hollywood want to make a movie with an interesting plot twist - how about having the government agent or whatever actually be a good guy, rather than a secret evil conspirator in something? That trope is so totally worn out.

Posted by: erik l at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (UCI1V)

17 Rookie mistake... there was just *so* much content!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (gtatv)

18


She has Pelosi's chest and torso, or so it appears.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (s2VJv)

19 "White guy with a God Complex"

Man, that's some snappy writing.

Are the action panels of Hellcat making mean graffiti disappear on a middle school wall?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

20

My reflex is fast on turning this stuff off. Even if hubby wants to watch. He can watch when I'm not around if he wants.

I will not contribute if at all possible. (Yes, I still watch Tucker, either live or find a pirated copy the next morning on youtube, but they go fast, and sometimes they are not complete). I do not have a way to record - I have a fiber-optic network and there is no option to at this point.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (sfhL4)

21 I want to phrase this carefully but...editors suck.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (d1uFV)

22 Man, am I glad I never got into comic books. Just the movies.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (A1UwY)

23 Is there no respite from Marvel Comics except death?

Woe is me.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

24 Marvel Comics was circling the drain for years started by Avi Arad. Disney threw them a licensing life line for a few years, but only delaying the inevitable.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (k/TB6)

25 >>>8 She looks kinda frumpy to be a superhero.


i added a note at the end about that. It's deliberate. It's the "Approved Female Body Type." No breasts, and fat if possible.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 29, 2020 04:18 PM (PbpT7)

26 16 Along that same line, if Hollywood want to make a movie with an interesting plot twist - how about having the government agent or whatever actually be a good guy, rather than a secret evil conspirator in something? That trope is so totally worn out.
Posted by: erik l at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (UCI1V)


You forgot a gigantic SARC tag there, pal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 04:18 PM (s2VJv)

27 12 To be clear, though, I don't care if Marvel, DC and all the other comics go out of business. After all, I'm not a 10 year old boy.

Perhaps they should consider more nudity.
Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (v16oJ)

Have you seen some of the proposed superheroes? Do you want them to even begin to contemplate nudity for those creatures? Think Jessica Yaniv.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 04:18 PM (a/dOO)

28 Willowed, damn it.

Creeper,

Thank you, YD. I appreciate your advice. I burn pine knots to start the fire. What's on it now is cherry. I have a couple of cords of oak but they need to dry. After last March I am deathly afraid of chimney fires. We don't have aspen in Oklahoma, AFAIK. Wish we did.
Posted by: creeper



Creosote log.com

Creosote brushing log. Removes creosote from chimney.

Tractor Supply, Lowe's, Home Depot all carry them.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 04:18 PM (0R8lo)

29 Bring back Sgt. Rock!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 29, 2020 04:18 PM (4uSHG)

30 I think "Nancy" grew up and put a mask on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)

31 27 12 To be clear, though, I don't care if Marvel, DC and all the other comics go out of business. After all, I'm not a 10 year old boy.

Perhaps they should consider more nudity.
Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (v16oJ)

Have you seen some of the proposed superheroes? Do you want them to even begin to contemplate nudity for those creatures? Think Jessica Yaniv.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 04:18 PM (a/dOO)


Now I can understand Kurt Eichenwald's fascination with tentacle porn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 04:19 PM (s2VJv)

32

While the gaming community is trying to hold the monsters at the gates.

I hope Morhaim's new company goes against the grain and focuses on pure gaming again. What he did with Blizzard was nothing short of genius. He left finally, after Blizzard was watered down to mush from the takeovers over the decades. I hope he took his finest with him. I thought he would just retire. But he's continuing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:19 PM (sfhL4)

33 Q level hero criticizes founder of Avengers. Any god complex he may have is earned, missy.

Posted by: Jon at October 29, 2020 04:19 PM (H4mKV)

34 I'm sure that Marvel will more than make up for their former loyal and now lost fan base with women, blacks, and soi-boys.

Marvel is just going to have a more selective market.... before going broke.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2020 04:19 PM (pw+jk)

35 People that sin't care about comics( and I don't) or sports or any of these things miss the point. The point is that the left has taken over, subverted and destroyed everything. It's chilling.

Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 04:19 PM (HwiWi)

36
Some Marvel cocksucker named Kibblesmith, (really, gang), said some stupid shit last week.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (kgXbV)

37 To be clear, though, I don't care if Marvel, DC and all the other comics go out of business. After all, I'm not a 10 year old boy.

meh, it will be a lost art

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (sfhL4)

38 25 >>>8 She looks kinda frumpy to be a superhero.


i added a note at the end about that. It's deliberate. It's the "Approved Female Body Type." No breasts, and fat if possible.
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 29, 2020 04:18 PM (PbpT7)

===

Someone just released a sequel to The Craft, and even the leftist critics are calling it boringly predictable.

Here's a screenshot:

https://tinyurl.com/y4qox3tz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

39 best comment at the link:

I believe this character is known as "Dead Eggs"

Posted by: Boxx Culvert - no, I am NOT entertained. at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (IUMIt)

40 Who the fuck even is this horrendous Batgirl ripoff?

Posted by: Broseidon at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (icI8A)

41 rickb, I caught your post on the creosote log at the end of the last thread. Thanks.

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (XxJt1)

42 OT: Late to the party on the last thread.


The Intercept, owned by Pierre Omidyar.


Some background on Pierre Omidyar


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y36gbxmf



PJM: Omidyar funds Nevertrump, Inc.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxl3g2l9

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (KnJdm)

43 Bat Girl is DC BTW, but a perfect narrative for comic publishers as a whole.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (k/TB6)

44 I collected comic books back in the day and I'd think the first 50 issues of GI Joe were the most based thing on earth. killing fucking cobra.

what is this shit?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (zzdt2)

45 She's got lifeless eyes, white eyes, like a cavecricket's eyes..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

46

That's a thing they do purposefully -- "Defeating the Male Gaze." It's
sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies, so all women's
bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested.

The net result is that men either derive no pleasure from looking at a
woman's body -- big win! no pleasure for men! -- or men are forced to
derive pleasure looking a "real women's bodies." Less of a win, but
still a win.



They need to do a little outside the box thinking, and go for honesty in the names of their characters. I'm thinking Frumpella would be a big hit. Also, Lardonia and Flabinator.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (v16oJ)

47 Its not like they made 10 billion off of showing beautiful women and masculine men fighting surreal monsters...it was obviously the underlying message of the MCU that brought people in.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (JRaU+)

48 Stupid bitch is wear a mask, in a hospital, that doesn't cover her mouth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (1ISKN)

49 That Hellcat has a body any 62-year-old man would be proud of.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (HmZuC)

50 Off Pedobear sock.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (KnJdm)

51 Same will go to other companies who got woke and broke

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (OjZpE)

52 Saggy bewbs to the rescue!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (xRn8c)

53 I think "Nancy" grew up and put a mask on.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Los Leche! Queen of the Mexican wrestlers.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (0R8lo)

54 Let's switch out Tony Stark, who is really Iron Man, with Folger's Coffee Crystals, and see if Hellcat can tell the difference!



Less seriously, I wish I could recall the short story from many years ago, where "Super Heros" actually started to realize that what they were doing was inadvertently fascist, and some of them started to quit doing it. It was some some nascent Libertarian viewpoint of being a superhero.
You see that a lot with the old Peter Parker, who was really reluctant to be a super hero as Spiderman. Who knows what bilge they are peddling now?

And when you do think about it, it kind of is. And this has nothing to do with this stupid bint in this stupid cartoon and being woke.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (ZCiJZ)

55 >>>36
Some Marvel cocksucker named Kibblesmith, (really, gang), said some stupid shit last week.

oh yeah, I should have mentioned that.

That dweeby little sissy said he would bring a bat to a police union meeting and start cracking racist skulls.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (PbpT7)

56 The artwork is shit. King Kirby is spinning in his grave

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (Izzlo)

57 I wonder how Hellcat is in the sack?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (4uSHG)

58 Saw the usual self-congratulation from the actress playing Batgirl who said it was 'important' (?) that people knew Batgirl was black even when seen only as a silhouette.

One might ask why a superhero with a SECRET identity would want to give out very public clues about her demography but logic isn't their long suit.

Posted by: Patchy at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (I/Pe0)

59 Hellcat is Batman with a full sex change and years worth of excruciating social justice bullshit brainwashing enforced by torture with a spiked, red-hot anal probe. Nothing else could create such a contemptible character.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (VpIIl)

60 They were Hyrda all along!

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (Eicbe)

61 If they brought back Sgt Rock she would be a kick ass female. Which we now know made up the majority of combatants in WW2...

Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (HwiWi)

62 I will take a male gaze over a dumpy lesbo any day.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (haWye)

63 Comics are for 8 year olds.

Who make up most of the adults in this country under 40.

Which explains a lot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (jpHuL)

64 She's a sad ripoff of Batman. Batman should sue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (1ISKN)

65 i added a note at the end about that. It's deliberate. It's the "Approved Female Body Type." No breasts, and fat if possible.

--------> also lesbie

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (zzdt2)

66 "Who bitch this is?"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (L106N)

67 "She looks like a chubby middle aged man with no breasts but with a large gut."

What the hell, man. I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (t+qrx)

68 Probably has more of an ass than Brie Larson though.

I probably have more of an ass than Brie Larson. I just have a back with a hole in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 04:22 PM (HaL55)

69 Hell Cat?

Oh, you mean my ex-wife?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 04:22 PM (0R8lo)

70 I think the guy that suggested her name should be Hellcunt wins today.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2020 04:22 PM (pw+jk)

71
Have you seen some of the proposed superheroes?
Do you want them to even begin to contemplate nudity for those
creatures? Think Jessica Yaniv.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon


Your point is well taken.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:22 PM (v16oJ)

72 Meanwhile, the "real" Iron-Man, Robert Downey Jr., had a very strong defense of Chris Pratt & rebuke of cancel culture. Good for him.

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 04:22 PM (Izzlo)

73 Well, the CW network did cancel Supergirl. Which means there is a point where the bean counters will cut bait from the woke garbage.

Using that as a measure, Batwoman will probably get another 2-3 seasons before it reaches that point, though.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 29, 2020 04:22 PM (ch6++)

74 I collected comic books back in the day and I'd think the first 50
issues of GI Joe were the most based thing on earth. killing fucking
cobra.



what is this shit?
____________________________________________________

Yo Joe!!! Had a mint GI Joe issue 2, fucking kid stole it from me.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 04:22 PM (k/TB6)

75 "Nurse, who the hell is this cunt?"

Posted by: I'll take 'Things Joe Biden Says' for 100, Alex at October 29, 2020 04:22 PM (+nWCH)

76 The frumping up of Hellcat isn't just the usual "Hey, enjoy this potato sack superheroine, if you dare;" it's the retroactive shitting on a longstanding character that we've come to expect from these idiots. Hellcat goes back a long, long ways, and was your usual sexy-ass Catwoman type in a skintight outfit (and one of her successors became the even more over-the-top Tigra). Sheesh, even the name "hellcat" has sexual connotations.

They're not just force-feeding their customers crappy characters, which would be bad. They're reshaping longstanding and much beloved existing characters to push their nasty little agenda, which is much worse.

Posted by: Lament for a Fallen Nation at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (Gyhs0)

77 good lord that is cringe worthy. I thought she was a bad ripoff of batman, or there was some kind of batman kink going on for a second.

I'm so glad i got over comics a few years ago. but i'm sure i'm the only guy who's left them with quality like this around...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (8D42x)

78 58 Saw the usual self-congratulation from the actress playing Batgirl who said it was 'important' (?) that people knew Batgirl was black even when seen only as a silhouette.

One might ask why a superhero with a SECRET identity would want to give out very public clues about her demography but logic isn't their long suit.
Posted by: Patchy at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (I/Pe0)

========

This was like in the first season when Batwoman announced that she was gay on TV. Well, you just limited the pool of people you could be greatly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

79 I wonder how Hellcat is in the sack?


She has a penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (yQpMk)

80 It is absolutely mesmerizing, albeit a little horrifying, to watch a company commit seppuku like this. O_o The moreso because they're unable to grasp why their previous fans are angry at them.


This is happening everywhere now, sports, comics, video games, they are just the latest front of the culture war. No one in the boardrooms thought for a moment that, rather than accept the culture shift being forced upon them, that their consumers would choose to instead go without their previously-enjoyed entertainment, and either make their own, buy alternatives, stick with the old stuff, or just light it all on fire and enjoy the flames.

How is it that none of these idiots saw it coming?

Hell, Sony changed their terms of service for PSN this month, allowing for involuntary voice-recording or reporting of PMs to Sony's new ThoughtCrime division for temp or permabans. Since most games now are purchased digitally, instead of on physical media, a ban from Sony means the loss of one's entire library of movies or games, which might run into the thousands of dollars for the more avid collectors out there.

A friend of mine asked me, "Why worry about that? It's not like you say terrible things worthy of banning in voicechat," to which I replied "It might seem reasonable, but try this; Black Lives Matter does not give a damn about black people, and is nothing but a front organization for Marxists trying to incite Communist revolution in the US."

My friend laughed and said yeah, that's a ban-stick coming your way.

To-wit, among my gaming crew, six of our usual twelve have decided to skip the PS5 and just wait for console-exclusive titles to come to PC. >.> They want culture war, we can play that game. They get what they get.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (6JL3d)

81 I will take a male gaze over a dumpy lesbo any day.
Posted by: Czech Chick


You mean.....you DON'T watch the WNBA??

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (ZCiJZ)

82 The Girl Scouts deleted their tweet congratulating ACB on her SCOTUS confirmation, and the tweet named every other woman ever named to the court.

Hateful.

If Harris becomes VP, will it be hateful to congratulate her?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (4ZE6o)

83 Why is it when men are being men that's a fascist crime but when a woman wants to be a man, its because she's coming out with her inner masculinity?

I mean what is this comic trying to say here? That superheroes shouldn't do anything because unfair power gap? That Hellcat doesn't enjoy extra legal protections to fight crime?

Nothing about this comic makes sense as written.

And yeah Hellcat looks awful. Even worse than she usually does; its one of the worst costumes in comics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

84 All these weird "superheroes" are so ate up with social justice and misaimed irony it's a miracle that they bother to get out of bed to put on the tights, let alone give enough of a fuck to rescue anything.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (3P/5p)

85 Q level hero criticizes founder of Avengers. Any god complex he may have is earned, missy.
---

Hang on for a second, which continuity is this?

I don't know if it happened in the comics, and I haven't gotten around to Endgame yet, but doesn't he actually wear the full Infinity Gauntlet at one point? He literally was a god.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (kOpft)

86 Old style Hellcat (70s-90s) had a rack, just like all ladies in the comics.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (Eicbe)

87 I'm not an Ayn Rand fan. But it's interesting to me how The Woke have turned unwittingly comics into a kind of Randian nightmare in which unaccomplished nobodies lecture the best and brightest and hold them back.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (H5knJ)

88 I revel in Marvel's destruction more than the room of Star Wars and Hollywood on general

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (AFSld)

89 Meanwhile, the "real" Iron-Man, Robert Downey Jr., had a very strong defense of Chris Pratt & rebuke of cancel culture. Good for him.
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 04:22 PM (Izzlo)
------
Chris Pratt needs defending?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (xRn8c)

90 I wonder how Hellcat is in the sack?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin

My unenlightened guess is that "she" plays for the other team.

NTTAWDT

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (ZCiJZ)

91 I don't give a shit about any comics, but I'm getting sick and tired of starting to binge-watch a TV show, getting interested in the story, then getting bombarded with non-stop homo in the second season. At least have the decency to put the dicksucking in the first episode to save me wasted time. Sheesh.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (sWM8x)

92 I had the first 4 years (at least) of Joe. Not nearly mint- read multiple times. Knew what I had though. Gave them to my nephews around 2004 or 5.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (Hf7hU)

93 Whiteboy with a God Complex!! Yeah, that's not a good marketing angle.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (bCLt0)

94 I think Hellcat is pretty cute.


Especially because I bet she has the tightest little balls in her jump suit.

Posted by: David French at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (qlFIA)

95 55 >>>36
Some Marvel cocksucker named Kibblesmith, (really, gang), said some stupid shit last week.

oh yeah, I should have mentioned that.

That dweeby little sissy said he would bring a bat to a police union meeting and start cracking racist skulls.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 29, 2020 04:20 PM (PbpT7)

He's the one who created "Safespace" & "Snowflake." This was the same guy who admitted to feeling intimidated by a superhero with a knife on his belt. Great Stan Lee's ghost, even I want to give him a wedgie.

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (Izzlo)

96
That dweeby little sissy said he would bring a bat to a police union meeting and start cracking racist skulls.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder



Continuing what The Boys tv series started with encouraging fantasy-nazi-curb-stomping.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (kgXbV)

97

Another industry killed. But that is their point.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (sfhL4)

98 Meanwhile the crap reboot of She-ra had its creepy fans accusing people that didn't like it of "it's not for you! Why are you complaining how she looks? She's a young teenager and you just want to fap to her you sicko!" As they create hardcore lesbian porn art of the characters.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (TO9X0)

99 i added a note at the end about that. It's deliberate. It's the "Approved Female Body Type." No breasts, and fat if possible.

----> this is a trend you see in other aspects of woke femaling...

sandra fluke's dour "that's not funny" pose. peasant farm girl in modest frock.

the eurpean abortion chicks who covered the costs after trump stopped funding overseas abortions, their hair frizzy and ugly, themselves unsmiling.

even the pink haired fat chick thing from looney left, they're obese just so you won't like them. The effect is they're pre-rejecting men by being so repulsive.

They want to be defined by their sex but also by not wanting sex.

of course, pelosi struts about like a stripper with 10 face lifts and two silicon watermeloons bolted on. weird.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (zzdt2)

100 Question for those of you who know better. At night, does Hellcat binge eat Oreo's while wearing Ponds Cold Cream on her face, flattening her breasts with a large band and masturbating to pictures of George Cooney?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (VpIIl)

101 I'm listening to Andrea Vernon and the Corporation of Ultrahuman Protection.
It's kind of an audible comic book about privatized and decentralized superhero companies.

My favourite is Inspector Well Actually, who is brilliant but he provides answers only in contradiction to what someone else says.

So this invading space egg looks perfectly safe to me. "Well actually...

I find it to be good fun.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (lgiXo)

102 P.S. You get an A for persistence, rickb.

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (XxJt1)

103 That masked Hellcat thing is a Zero.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (ufFY8)

104 At least have the decency to put the dicksucking in the first episode to save me wasted time. Sheesh.
___

More dick sucking on TV? See if you only elected me to a third term...

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (qlFIA)

105 Manga does not seem to have this problem.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (/Dgcm)

106 so all women's bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested
------------
Well, not all bodies.

Posted by: Kate Upton at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (sX1BW)

107 I think comics will go on. I hope so, anyway, since I'm currently writing and drawing a graphic novel, but the mainstream Woke superhero comics? No. There's only the tiniest of a niche audience for badly written and poorly drawn political pamphlets made by shrill, hectoring Woke commissars.

Breaks my heart, though. I learned to love reading when growing up, thanks to comics. I would follow different artists, like Kirby, Corben, Colan, and others. I would copy whole pages and panels, learning about perspective and figurative drawing along the way.

Like I said. Breaks my heart.

Posted by: troyriser at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (OLtrr)

108 I wonder how Hellcat is in the sack?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin



Flannel sheets, nuff said.


Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (k/TB6)

109 It sickens me that white males go along with this shit.

I can understand some fat lesbian pushing this, but you'll see guys White Knight this type of thinking.

And I've got news for you, I'd easily wager something on the order of 90% of the people that read comics are white males.

Of course, even as a fan of nerd culture and someone that knows more than they should about the Marvel Universe, adults that read comics like this should be moving on anyway, regardless of the politics.

Posted by: Dig Dug at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (ANaCj)

110 SturmToddler how is your back? Are you feeling any better?

Local comic book place here in town used to be a hopping place. There is NEVER anyone there anymore. I feel sorry for the poor schmuck that has to man an empty store.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (nxdel)

111 It is absolutely mesmerizing, albeit a little horrifying, to watch a company commit seppuku like this. O_o The moreso because they're unable to grasp why their previous fans are angry at them.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:23 PM (6JL3d)
---
Woke is a suicide pact. They're beyond help when they become "woke".

Because they can't listen to those they consider "(a)sleep".

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (Eicbe)

112 Oh, also take a gander at Hellcat's body. She looks like a chubby middle aged man with no breasts but with a large gut.


You usually see them at the grocery store on the dairy aisle.

Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (88xKn)

113 I like em flat chested with a 6 pack.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (2aNMr)

114 105 Manga does not seem to have this problem.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (/Dgcm)

That's because the Japanese are the world most accomplished perverts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (1ISKN)

115 Saw the usual self-congratulation from the actress
playing Batgirl who said it was 'important' (?) that people knew Batgirl
was black even when seen only as a silhouette.



One might ask why a superhero with a SECRET identity would want to
give out very public clues about her demography but logic isn't their
long suit.

Posted by: Patchy at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (I/Pe0)

The previous Batgirl came out of the closet. As Batgirl.

Posted by: Methos at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (kOpft)

116 So we all get together and convince them that titless flabby sad sacks are the peak of female beauty. Then, they'll hurl wave after wave of busty hot trim and us and say "blah blah blah male gays" or fuckin whatever.

And we'll say, "oh, no! Anything but that! Gimme back dat Margaret Cho in a catsuit shyit!" And they will say, "NO! You will look at these hideous, leggy, fit monsters and love it!"

It will take time. It will take sacrifice. But if we all really, really believe, we can do it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (6FeV1)

117
Meh. Even when I was a kid, I thought superhero comics were silly and childish. Fucking spandex costumes are NOT badass.


What's badass is stuff like Jonah Hex, who's philosophy was "I'll do whatever I think is right by my code of honor, even if I have to kill every last man, woman and child in this town to do it."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (EGyGV)

118 Probably has more of an ass than Brie Larson though.

Posted by: John Marston at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (zGWNl)

sheeit!, I got a pile of 2x12s out in the garage that have more ass than Brie Larson.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (YBLgY)

119 What is the WNBA? Is that the ballgame played by chicks with dicks?

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (haWye)

120 I don't know if it happened in the comics

It didn't. The movie continuity has about as much to do with the comics as Biden has to do with the Roman Catholic Church

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

121 counter point to ace.

maybe this chick is actually the heel, giving her typical speech before leaving the laser beam machine on to cut stark in half before leaving the room, leaving stark unattended to escape.

heels have become kind of lefty lunatic recently, like in the Kingsmen.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:27 PM (zzdt2)

122 I will take a male gaze over a dumpy lesbo any day.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (haWye)


I must deviate from the common wisdom on this point. The lesbians I know are some of the hottest chicks in the freakin' country.

I always cringe when I see examples of hyper-trashy, wannabe-masculine types online. Folks look at them aghast and say, "That's what lesbians are like?!"

No, not all of them... which leads to a question. I wonder if I'd have a chance with them if I began to identify as a lesbian... o.O

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:27 PM (6JL3d)

123 Haven't been a fan of comic books since 6th grade.

Posted by: Archer at October 29, 2020 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

124 I don't give a shit about any comics, but I'm getting sick and tired of starting to binge-watch a TV show, getting interested in the story, then getting bombarded with non-stop homo in the second season. At least have the decency to put the dicksucking in the first episode to save me wasted time. Sheesh.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (sWM8x)


This is their new formula. Get you interested then throw garbage that does not fit the story or style.

Even though we do not pay for Netflix, we started watching The Queen's Gambit. So far it is really good. Yes, girl chess player and all of that, but I'm not opposed to a woman lead - just don't shove it down my throat. This is actually pretty good, but I suspect it will suck by the end. We are only a few epi's in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:27 PM (sfhL4)

125 It sickens me that white males go along with this shit.

"Male feminists" should be first against the wall when the Revolution comes.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 04:27 PM (3P/5p)

126 I would not allow dreck like this into my house, but of course my teenagers would not want to read it anyway.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (kA3Cp)

127 So its like Coke.

The changed the formula New Coke and it sucked.

Coke wasn't politically invested in that shitty new flavor so they went back to the original.

These comic book ahoes can't course correct. Can't admit they were wrong. Can't concede their one job is to entertain. Nope. They, and they alone can save the world by woke cartooning. (Heroes. We can be Heroes!) Yeah its ironic.

Posted by: simplemind at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (/UKfU)

128 Gunt Cat

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (k/TB6)

129 This is my field of fucks..........

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (hGohp)

130 speaking of male gaze, at least Archer is full on leering.

cocaine enabled Pam was hot.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (zzdt2)

131 https://tinyurl.com/y47qohrv
The Queen's Gambit

The only reason we started watching is it because we both play chess. Or have a lot.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (sfhL4)

132

So, Marvel draws Hellcat riding Tony Stark "Cowgirl Style", while femsplainin' ....

I wonder where she hides her riding crop ...


Posted by: Arbalest at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (FlRtG)

133 The only thing that can save them now is comicbook superhero Very Stable Genius Golden Scalp Weasel!

Posted by: ShainS at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (uZgtJ)

134 Her mask sucks too. It looks like some cheap plaster Mardi gras mask you get at any souvenir store in New Orleans.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (5Yk8D)

135 129 This is my field of fucks..........
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (hGohp)

=====

I don't see anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

136 Chris Pratt needs defending?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (xRn8c)
---
He's a Christian who refused to go to a Buydem benefit.

The Woke have let him be a Christian so far, but he wouldn't endorse Buydem.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (Eicbe)

137
Probably has more of an ass than Brie Larson though.

Posted by: John Marston at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (zGWNl)

sheeit!, I got a pile of 2x12s out in the garage that have more ass than Brie Larson.

Posted by: Bob in Houston at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (YBLgY)






I've seen better tits and ass on a garter snake.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (EGyGV)

138 "16 Along that same line, if Hollywood want to make a movie with an interesting plot twist - how about having the government agent or whatever actually be a good guy, rather than a secret evil conspirator in something? That trope is so totally worn out.

Posted by: erik l at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM (UCI1V) "



Because the concept is too unrealistic even for comic books ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (6psdy)

139 Comics massively outgrew their organic market.

Posted by: iandeal at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (vgGyZ)

140 I'm not an Ayn Rand fan. But it's interesting to me how The Woke have turned unwittingly comics into a kind of Randian nightmare in which unaccomplished nobodies lecture the best and brightest and hold them back.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Some years ago, during the Obama Regime, I had a long talk with a former friend, about how a lot of things described in "Atlas Shrugged" are coming to life.

And really, Trump has only slowed some things down (good for him). But we need to reverse a lot of the decadent thinking in arts and academia to change anything permanently.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCiJZ)

141 Well off topic, but still cultural touchstone, did anybody see the DieHard battery full commercial starring Bruce Willis?
Tis awesome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (r+sAi)

142 Isn't Hellcat the friend of Jessica Jones? The other chick in that series?

Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (TO9X0)

143 Manga does not seem to have this problem.

___

Look its a school girl. Who is really a dragon or oni or demon or something. But fights people by jump kicking them while wearing a mini skirt. Also....let's give her (spins the color wheel) purple hair.


Makes sense right?

Posted by: Some Japanese Moron at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (qlFIA)

144 128 Gunt Cat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (k/TB6)


If Nadler was a lesbian?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (s2VJv)

145 Whereas we 'ettes all have narrow waists, large boobs and huggable backsides.

Natch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (qQnCr)

146 It's as if Rose Tico put on a cape.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (yQpMk)

147 men are forced to derive pleasure looking at a "real women's" bodies.

Well then, I guess it's no derived pleasure from Marvel for me. I only wish I had at one time bought something Marvel so I could quit buying Marvel.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (BNibN)

148 You usually see them at the grocery store on the dairy aisle.
Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (88xKn)
-----------

Walmart.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (WEBkv)

149 131 https://tinyurl.com/y47qohrv
The Queen's Gambit

The only reason we started watching is it because we both play chess. Or have a lot.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (sfhL4)

I'm waiting till it comes out on checkers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (1ISKN)

150 Comics. Why?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (4BMGG)

151 It sickens me that white males go along with this shit.

"Male feminists" should be first against the wall when the Revolution comes.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 04:27 PM (3P/5p)


I'm pretty sure they don't and why we got Trump.
And why we will get Trump again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (sfhL4)

152 Cartoon Network PSA teaching anti-racism sparks outrage online

The first of four Cartoon Network animated public service announcements teaching children to "acknowledge racism" has provoked an online backlash, after it featured two boys of different races discussing possible marriage.

https://tinyurl.com/yykhtttb

Posted by: Link is a frame grab at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (BBWrU)

153 I'm so glad I raised my boys to be men. And to be proud of being men. And to respect women, but not to be cowtowed by them.... unless it's me. then they better shut up and sit down.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (W2Pud)

154 It is absolutely mesmerizing, albeit a little horrifying, to watch a company commit seppuku like this.

It is truly shocking to behold. They started when they did the big swap over firing all of their old, skilled, experienced editors for "new, young, hot" talent and things started to collapse. But the new young hot guys got insanely lucky and were able to tap into the movie market at exactly the right time and made them look like geniuses for pushing their version of things.

Now its an even newer wave and they are absolutely worse. A horrific combination of incompetence, arrogance, and absolutely glassy-eyed zeal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

155 Collected pop bottles to feed my 4 comic a week habit back in the day, 2 Spider-Man titles, Sgt Rock and the Haunted Tank. Good times

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (4NtsG)

156 Ultimately, everything is political to Marxists. You only have to look at the Soviet Union to understand the direction the American Marxists are driving everything. None of this is surprising, but utterly predictable.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (bCLt0)

157 "Manga does not seem to have this problem.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (/Dgcm)"

Japan isn't particularly woke. Not yet, at least.

Posted by: Broseidon at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (icI8A)

158 >>>At night, does Hellcat binge eat Oreo's

It has been widely, widely noted -- and widely mocked -- that since the SJW invasion of comic books, with a lot of token women hires, comic books have shifted from being books largely about combat to books largely about girlfrenz sitting around and eating.

No seriously, instead of the bang-bang-bang action, a quarter of the pages in modern comic books have frenz sitting around eating cupcakes.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

159 To be clear, though, I don't care if Marvel, DC and all the other comics go out of business. After all, I'm not a 10 year old boy.

Exactly my take. I haven't read a comic book since I hit double digits in age. Just for the record, I also don't move my lips when I read.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (eqpxU)

160 speaking of male gaze, at least Archer is full on leering.

cocaine enabled Pam was hot.
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (zzdt2)


But not funny.

Pam's lines were funny when she was playing the straight man to Cheryl's unhinged comic. They broke that up when they went to coke Pam.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (t+qrx)

161 CNN Breaking News: The Gay and Trans-sexual Plankton population located off the coast of the Bikini Atoll will be voting for Biden Harris !!!!!!!!!!!

Trump has lost another huge voting block due to his lies about our Angelic Black President Barack Hussien Obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!
Posted by: James at October 29, 2020 04:16 PM (nOJDr)


That's not good. The Dispatch assured me that was a naturally conservative voting bloc.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (A1UwY)

162 Whereas we 'ettes all have narrow waists, large boobs and huggable spankable backsides.


FIFY

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (sTnpX)

163 139
Comics massively outgrew their organic market.

Posted by: iandeal at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (vgGyZ)

Image revolution 1992

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (k/TB6)

164 Some years ago, during the Obama Regime, I had a long talk with a former friend, about how a lot of things described in "Atlas Shrugged" are coming to life.

---------> the problem is, everyone else outside of the gulch suffers pretty badly.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (zzdt2)

165 Comics. Why?

Same reason as sports, chess, and anything else people do because they find it fun and entertaining. Why judge what people find fun unless its actually, you know, immoral?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

166 So its like Coke.



The changed the formula New Coke and it sucked.



Coke wasn't politically invested in that shitty new flavor so they went back to the original.



These comic book ahoes can't course correct. Can't admit they were
wrong. Can't concede their one job is to entertain. Nope. They, and
they alone can save the world by woke cartooning. (Heroes. We can be
Heroes!) Yeah its ironic.





Posted by: simplemind at October 29, 2020 04:28 PM (/UKfU)

====
The guys at Coke Inc were not kids that came from everyone gets a trophy and I'm special generations.

I think that explains not a lot of it but ALL of it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (pw+jk)

167 158 >>>At night, does Hellcat binge eat Oreo's

It has been widely, widely noted -- and widely mocked -- that since the SJW invasion of comic books, with a lot of token women hires, comic books have shifted from being books largely about combat to books largely about girlfrenz sitting around and eating.

No seriously, instead of the bang-bang-bang action, a quarter of the pages in modern comic books have frenz sitting around eating cupcakes.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

============

"I can't wait to get the next copy!"
-Someone who has no disposable income

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

168 Another industry killed. But that is their point.

Instead of starting their own woke comics, the destroy the established ones. Sorta like all the tranny athletes. Why didn't they start their own league instead?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (HaL55)

169 Whereas we 'ettes all have narrow waists, large boobs and huggable backsides.

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad I guess.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (nxdel)

170 16 Along that same line, if Hollywood want to make a movie with an interesting plot twist - how about having the government agent or whatever actually be a good guy, rather than a secret evil conspirator in something? That trope is so totally worn out.
-----------
For Real!

Posted by: Christopher Wray at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (vbaSG)

171
"Male feminists" should be first against the wall when the Revolution comes.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 29, 2020 04:27 PM (3P/5p)





Which revolution? Right wing or left wing? Because I'm pretty sure that the left wingers will gleefully shoot every last kneeling male feminist in the back of the neck once their usefulness has expired.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (EGyGV)

172 Even though we do not pay for Netflix, we started watching The Queen's Gambit. So far it is really good. Yes, girl chess player and all of that, but I'm not opposed to a woman lead - just don't shove it down my throat. This is actually pretty good, but I suspect it will suck by the end. We are only a few epi's in.
---
Same here. It's been great so far.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (sWM8x)

173 I don't give a shit about any comics, but I'm getting sick and tired of starting to binge-watch a TV show, getting interested in the story, then getting bombarded with non-stop homo in the second season. At least have the decency to put the dicksucking in the first episode to save me wasted time. Sheesh.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 29, 2020 04:24 PM (sWM8x)


Umbrella Academy excelled at that in its second season.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (/Dgcm)

174 I'm not a comic reader--never was, except occasionally the funny papers on Sunday.

I guess I'm more a Peanuts than an Avengers fan.

So this really doesn't bother me too much, except that these leftists don't have a grip on reality and think they can change it to fit their fantasy. Except that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (qQnCr)

175 Nope. My givafuckmeter is broken. I just don't care. We can't have nice things anymore so i have checked out. Not another minute not another dollar. That and im a grown fucking man.comics are for kids.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (0OmEj)

176 166 Comics. Why?

Same reason as sports, chess, and anything else people do because they find it fun and entertaining. Why judge what people find fun unless its actually, you know, immoral?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Unless it's table top tennis.

Those fuckers can die in a fire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (LvTSG)

177 Cartoon Network PSA teaching anti-racism sparks outrage online



The first of four Cartoon Network animated public service
announcements teaching children to "acknowledge racism" has provoked an
online backlash, after it featured two boys of different races
discussing possible marriage.



https://tinyurl.com/yykhtttb

Posted by: Link is a frame grab at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (BBWrU)


It's not stop leftist propaganda no matter how old you are.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (JCyvU)

178 I am trying to figure out who is advising comic book companies, scifi book companies, television producers, and movie producers.

It is patently obvious that what they are producing isn't selling, and they are all bleeding money. You would think there was one CPA somewhere pointing this out.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (kA3Cp)

179 men are forced to derive pleasure looking at a "real women's" bodies.
***

Up until about 50 years ago there were no fat women. Or men for that matter.


Sure, thin and large...tracts of land was unusual historically. But 300 lbs of lard is not "real" or "normal"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:31 PM (qlFIA)

180
I encourage everyone to look up a current image of the adult pretender who played Counselor Troi on Star Wars.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (kgXbV)

181 Popular culture was always next in line for Marxism, after Education was won.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (bCLt0)

182 Ace

O/T, but I posted this several threads ago as it was just breaking here.

It would appear that the FBI failed to tell SLED about both the threat against Governor McMaster (R, S.C.) and the arrest of a subject.

Even the local FBI office is on record as denying any knowledge of it.


https://tinyurl.com/y4mn7cem

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (3D/fK)

183 114
105 Manga does not seem to have this problem.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (/Dgcm)



That's because the Japanese are the world most accomplished perverts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:26 PM (1ISKN)

I think I'm turning Japanese.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (KnJdm)

184 Archer is the only current cartoon I watch.

Posted by: Archer at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (gmo/4)

185 That Hellcat's crazy might be a little more palatable ig she had bigger boobs.

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (ZfRYq)

186 Same reason as sports, chess, and anything else people do because they find it fun and entertaining. Why judge what people find fun unless its actually, you know, immoral?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)


In which case, it is much to be enouraged.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (eqpxU)

187 That's a thing they do purposefully -- "Defeating the Male Gaze." It's sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies, so all women's bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested.

-
So Lena Dunham is like a goddess?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)

188 I'm going to wander off-topic. Is anyone else as disappointed as I am in how the AoSHQ alumni who went on to make it big in Decision Desk HQ are now proudly pushing the op that we won't know the election results for weeks, nay months? At least the ascension of Cheeto Hitler certainly was useful in bifurcating the conservative cause into two very different factions. Hard to believe we made common cause with these folks 5 years ago.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (L106N)

189 Well we still have Archer.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (2DOZq)

190 Oh, also take a gander at Hellcat's body. She looks like a chubby middle aged man with no breasts but with a large gut.

That's a thing they do purposefully -- "Defeating the Male Gaze." It's sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies, so all women's bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested.


I invite the male gaze. (Hint hint.)

Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (HEEq1)

191 I'm here.

My father, who never graduated from High School, and a was a pfc scout in WWII, read Sgt Rock comics so those were the first comics I eve read.
Now, there was a man. Maybe that is why I am a totally committed heterosexual.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 04:33 PM (sd8p8)

192 And Rick and Morty

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 04:33 PM (2DOZq)

193
Counselor Troi looks like ODO now.

Who is this plastic surgeon who keeps making all these old actresses look like Odo. They all end up looking the same after he's done with them.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:33 PM (kgXbV)

194 Are any *non-white* males reading this crap? I can't imagine it is something regular guys of any race are interested in.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:33 PM (17HgP)

195 Gramsci's "Long March Through The Institutions" describes a virus.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 04:33 PM (Eicbe)

196 Ya know, if I ever began wanting to read comic books, I could start right at the fucking beginning and read damn good "all American" stuff from the absolute beginning.

Read a few Archie comics but quickly tired of the idea of pulp literature.

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 29, 2020 04:33 PM (2+xtq)

197 **BLEG**

Can some moran tell why sometimes the "end" button doesn't work?

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 04:33 PM (XTyi0)

198 I read the Intercept response so you don't have to. Here's a synopsis. Nuh-uh. We'll explain later. Dubious Trump info. Tantrum.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2020 04:33 PM (Hf7hU)

199 I'm waiting till it comes out on checkers.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (1ISKN)


lol, here ya go

https://tinyurl.com/yym2olfj

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (sfhL4)

200 I'm waiting till it comes out on checkers.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (1ISKN)

Coming soon:

John C. Reilly in "King Me!: The Phil McCracken Story"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (6FeV1)

201 The net result is that men either derive no pleasure from looking at a woman's body -- big win! no pleasure for men! -- or men are forced to derive pleasure looking a "real women's bodies." Less of a win, but still a win.

__________


-- or men are forced to derive pleasure looking at other men's bodies, the ultimate goal.

Posted by: ShainS at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (uZgtJ)

202 103
That masked Hellcat thing is a Zero.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 29, 2020 04:25 PM (ufFY

*golf clap*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (PhHuy)

203 Up until about 50 years ago there were no fat women. Or men for that matter.

This isn't true. I mean, we definitely have a larger overweight population today, but previous generations weren't actually that much smaller unless they were malnourished. They simply hid it better under their clothing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (sTnpX)

204 What is the WNBA? Is that the ballgame played by chicks with dicks?

It's a slower, faaaaaaaaaaaaar less athletic version of the NBA. Instead of a fast break resulting in a monster slam-dunk from one step inside the three point line, it's more likely to end in a layup.

A WNBA audience is mostly dumpy, short, forgettable women and a handful of female middle school basketball players with their moms.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (YYlyE)

205 Professor Tosspot's take down of Captain Marvel was excellent.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (6yYEv)

206 Hellcat, are you about a size fourteen?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (BNibN)

207 Who is this plastic surgeon who keeps making all these old actresses look like Odo. They all end up looking the same after he's done with them.

--

Makes me wonder who Odo was before he turned into Odo.....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (Thki8)

208 I think the problem is that woke marvel is being subsidized by their based movies.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (zzdt2)

209 Sgt Rock? Was he the WWII guy with the cigar and machine gun?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (lgiXo)

210 103
That masked Hellcat thing is a Zero.

hey! leave us out of this!

Posted by: Mitsubishi at October 29, 2020 04:34 PM (sGtp+)

211 Marina Sirtis hit her sell by date quite a while back.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (XTyi0)

212 "That's a thing they do purposefully -- "Defeating the Male Gaze." It's sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies, so all women's bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested."

I think the argument can be made that by giving a character a male (but the ugly, non-heroic type) body, but with long hair and the name of a known female character, they are playing to the trans activists. It's not necessary to make them look like *ugly* men to "defeat the male gaze", so unless it's just that they're bad artists (a possibility) there must be some reason they are going above and beyond to make female characters hideous.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (uquGJ)

213 "I invite the male gaze. (Hint hint.)"

Nice...


Very nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (3D/fK)

214 145
Whereas we 'ettes all have narrow waists, large boobs and huggable backsides.



Natch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (qQnCr)

I am outraged at this casual flouting of AoS norms, standards, and practices regarding pictorial evidence.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (KnJdm)

215 No seriously, instead of the bang-bang-bang action, a quarter of the pages in modern comic books have frenz sitting around eating cupcakes.

When they do have action, its like 2 pages where the Empowered Grrl pwns the bad guy while yawning and barely paying attention, showing she's so much more fierce and SLAY KWEEEN than the male heroes who take a whole comic to beat them.

The key problem is that Marvel keeps hiring webcomic women to do comic books. And that's like hiring the guy who does Hagar the Horrible to do Thor. He writes about a viking right? and its popular!

Totally different format. Webcomic girls are 99% people sitting around talking and 1% something actually happening. Comic Books are contained stories, sometimes with ongoing continuing subplots, but you wrap up a story each issue because you have to assume every comic you sell is the first one a reader has picked up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

216 I, personally, don't give a shit about comics. But I do feel bad for people who do. Everything I am in to has been subverted as well. :-/.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (cnTJD)

217 FACT: Archie and Jughead spit-roasted Miss Grundy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (hGohp)

218 I invite the male gaze. (Hint hint.)

Not clicking the link.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (F6tBH)

219 This isn't true. I mean, we definitely have a larger overweight
population today, but previous generations weren't actually that much
smaller unless they were malnourished. They simply hid it better under
their clothing.
***
From the first duckduckgo hit:

According to the report, the average weight of men in the United States rose from 181 pounds to 196 pounds between 1988-1994 and 2011-2014. Their average height remained the same at about 5 feet, 9 inches. The average woman, meanwhile, expanded from 152 pounds to 169 pounds while her height remained steady at just under 5 feet, 4 inches.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (qlFIA)

220 Not clicking the link.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (F6tBH)


zombie would never betray us.

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (ZfRYq)

221 I was in the industry (Image/Spawn) for 4 years back around 2000 - I saw this shit coming back then. McFarlane was one that planted the flag on SJW hill top when he asked fans "How do you know Spider-Man isn't black, he wears a mask." Fucking Canadians.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (k/TB6)

222 >>>He's being bitchsplained to by a D Minus level superhero called "Hellcat."


A D minus set of ta-tas is nothing to sniff at.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (Ti+Tv)

223 Not clicking the link.
***

Your loss.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (qlFIA)

224 Along that same line, if Hollywood want to make a movie with an interesting plot twist - how about having the government agent or whatever actually be a good guy, rather than a secret evil conspirator in something? That trope is so totally worn out.
Posted by: erik l at October 29, 2020 04:17 PM

Because our current crop of G-men make that too unbelievable for even Hollywood.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (O2PCU)

225 Looking at buff female bodies would be the only reason to look at a comic book, unless it was a Sgt Rock episode.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (kA3Cp)

226 187 That's a thing they do purposefully -- "Defeating the Male Gaze." It's sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies, so all women's bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested.

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So Lena Dunham is like a goddess?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)

==========

Well, she was until she sided with a man over a woman in a rape accusation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

227 The only reason women are even in comic books and video games is because they've exploited their sexuality to force their way in the door and now they want to gripe and complain that the men who didn't want them there in the first place fell for the bait and switch they provided.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (S5OQe)

228 I stopped all my comics 10-12 years ago. They had already shifted so far left that most of the major titles were becoming unreadable. Image was still making good stories like "Proof" and "Invincible," but Marvel and DC were getting bad. Captain America a secret Hydra agent, Batwoman more about rugmunching than crime fighting, SCOAMF on the cover of Amazing Spider-Man, you name it. It was just bad. Like most, I didn't just cancel everything all at once, I drifted farther away as they drifted farther left until suddenly I noticed I wasn't reading any of them anymore, and never went back.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (+3rQF)

229 Richie Rich FTW!

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (XTyi0)

230 211 Marina Sirtis hit her sell by date quite a while back.
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (XTyi0)
===

The other day she tweeted to Kirstie Allie "You are dead to me now" for her support of Trump.

Posted by: Augustine at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (Alp4m)

231 "Not clicking the link."

You can trust Zombie.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (3D/fK)

232 Not clicking the link.


There is a nice Glock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (yQpMk)

233 Another reason for the downfall of comics besides the stories is that the artistry is simply not there.


You will get some good stuff from an Alex Ross and others but the art is really shitty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (tW1lH)

234 33
Q level hero criticizes founder of Avengers. Any god complex he may have is earned, missy.


Posted by: Jon at October 29, 2020 04:19 PM (H4mKV)

It's funny cause Ironman is one of the few character's that literally invented himself by the force of his own intelligence. Him and Batman.One of the few humans that could stand toe to toe with Thor, Loki or Thanos and get a stalemate.
So yeah Super Karen there is a bit off the mark.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (jk1kv)

235 I see Jonah is dressed up early this year?

Posted by: Inogame at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (+2xjH)

236 That first panel is for real?? And they wonder why dudes are telling them to suck the fart out their ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (9Om/r)

237 Whereas we 'ettes all have narrow waists, large boobs and huggable backsides.



Natch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (qQnCr)

How do the 'Rons manage to make it through a MoMe without walking into every wall and tree in the near vicinity?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (lgiXo)

238 Comics died for me soon after they went from twelve cents to fifteen cents an issue.

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (x7kC+)

239 50 years ago we had obese people but 50 years ago we didn't celebrate obese people .

Except Santa Clause. And Cannon. And President Taft Okay fat guys were celebrated.

Sue me I'm a misogynist.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (2DOZq)

240 Yeah but people actually LIKE Kirstie Alley and the Star Trek character she played. Nobody ever liked Marina Sirtis's Captain Obvious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

241 That's a thing they do purposefully -- "Defeating the Male Gaze." It's sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies, so all women's bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested.

Buy stock in sunglasses.
Especially the mirrored ones.
Especially the mirrored ones you can wear indoors.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (sfhL4)

242 As to "Comics. Why?", I reply, because it's an entirely normal, human thing to daydream about the fantastical and the out-of-this-world.

As an example, consider scifi. Battlestar Galactica. Star Trek. Hell, Star Wars and I'm not even a fan of the last one (or much of the first, after the abomination that was Season 4), the only good things in Star Wars were Carrie Fischer's dancing-girl bikini and lightsabers.

Consider another idea. War movies - Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, hell, the recent Midway. Dramatized, amended, embellished, inaccurate. Why?


Take the idea a step further. Fiction books. Why?


On the other hand, if it is not the idea of fiction itself that is at issue, and if it is only the idea of men and women performing superhuman feats, or squaring off against terrifying, in-this-life unrealistic opponents, might I counter with a quote from G.K. Chesterton:

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (6JL3d)

243
btw, I assume you're all aware that "counselor troi" tweeted "you're dead to me" to Kirstie Alley, a couple of weeks ago, yes?

I'm sensing a lot of hate and anger from this alien, captain.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (kgXbV)

244 *waves wildly at Jewells*


I took your dragonfly necklace in to the jeweler today so he could put a clasp on it that my fat fingers can operate. Can hardly wait to get it back.

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (XxJt1)

245 Marina Sirtis hit her sell by date quite a while back.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (XTyi0)



Reminds me of army of darkness.


You used to think I was beautiful

Honey, you got real ugly.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (9Om/r)

246 227
The only reason women are even in comic books and video games is because
they've exploited their sexuality to force their way in the door and
now they want to gripe and complain that the men who didn't want them
there in the first place fell for the bait and switch they provided.


Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (S5OQe)


There is only one metric for all this woke crap. Can they sell books.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (jk1kv)

247 Yes, girl chess player and all of that,

It's based on a 1983 book by William Tevis, which is very good. And is in fact about a female chess player. So they aren't reimagining that part, at least.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (2lndx)

248 I don't know why they can't just ignore the "male gaze". It's not like it can kidnap them or something.

Or they can try to look as unattractive as possible to avoid it. No problem. They just need to shut up about it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (17HgP)

249 Comic books are for escape. To a land of violence and gore and good guys beating bad guys against all the odds.

Nobody wants to escape to Karen and Quarant'ina trying on sweaters and comparing muffin tops.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (6FeV1)

250 Another fun quote regarding comics and fantasy in entertainment!

"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S. Lewis

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (6JL3d)

251 Another reason for the downfall of comics besides the stories is that the artistry is simply not there.

Some of the art is still jaw-dropping but a lot of it is, well its like this, and not great. Lots of blank backgrounds and minimal detail, difficulties with human anatomy, the inability to draw dramatic, heroic figures, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (KZzsI)

252 Hi everybody!

Posted by: The dude with his dick shoved in the tailpipe of an S-10 Blazer at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (hGohp)

253 219

According to the report, the average weight of men in the United States rose from 181 pounds to 196 pounds between 1988-1994 and 2011-2014. Their average height remained the same at about 5 feet, 9 inches. The average woman, meanwhile, expanded from 152 pounds to 169 pounds while her height remained steady at just under 5 feet, 4 inches.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (qlFIA)



Not EVEN snarking this!

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (bCLt0)

254 The successful superhero movies all drew from the 1960s comicbook version.

Now the larder is empty save for a couple of dusty homos and smirky SWJs.

The dream is over, as our old pal Yoko would say.

Posted by: Desultory joe at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (L9P9s)

255 215 When they do have action, its like 2 pages where the Empowered Grrl pwns the bad guy while yawning and barely paying attention, showing she's so much more fierce and SLAY KWEEEN than the male heroes who take a whole comic to beat them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

==========

All the action panels I remember as a kid were of Batman looking like he's working really hard to beat whomever.

Hell, the best storyline I read while it was being released was Knightfall where Batman got his back broken by Bane. That was awesome. The steady, slow, wearing down of Batman after the release of all the villains from Arkham only to face Bane in the Batcave, completely unprepared for the fight ahead.

That was awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

256 Sgt Rock? Was he the WWII guy with the cigar and machine gun?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

That was Sgt. Fury. Don't they teach anything in school these days?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)

257 Cuckman would be a good comic.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (yv6t0)

258 "Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already
know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be
killed."
___

And...why would we want children to know such things?

Posted by: George Soros aka THE BEAST at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (qlFIA)

259 I think Lena Dunham would make a good super hero called Bob, just so she could be dropped into the ocean.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (lgiXo)

260 Queens Gambit is good all the way through. Keep watching, almost no sjw stuff, which is rare.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (r+sAi)

261 I grew up reading Archie comics and Richie Rich. I progressed to Scholastic paper backs when I started school. That is still a favorite all time memory. Ordering the books and the day they arrived.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (2DOZq)

262 " largely about girlfrenz sitting around and eating."

The Kardashian plot line. How original.

Posted by: Bosk at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (SWbVS)

263 240 Yeah but people actually LIKE Kirstie Alley and the Star Trek character she played. Nobody ever liked Marina Sirtis's Captain Obvious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

============

I liked looking at her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (LvTSG)

264
Where is the value in having a crewmember on the bridge tell the C/O the alien's feelz?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (kgXbV)

265 50 years ago we had obese people but 50 years ago we didn't celebrate obese people

------------
Obesity is just a symptom of a very abundant and indulgent society.

Posted by: Kate Upton at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

266 I never got the attraction of comics. When you read a book, you can form the images you want to see that fit what you're reading and how you interpret it. Not someone else's images.

There's nothing wrong with it but as with say when books get made to movies aren't you a little disappointed by the images the movie creates compared to the ones you held in your head and now have to work hard at retaining them if the movie ones are a disappointment or even outright angering?

This is why I don't like watching movies made from books. With a few exceptions as they were done very well and the person had many years of experience from others on how it should be perceived (LOTR comes to mind) and they did well.

The only comic I liked was MAD Magazine and there some of the jokes required visuals.

Frankly I'd like to see all the "woke" infotainment foci destroyed by financial failure as a lesson to the movie industry (who may be able to redeem their industry but I have my doubts).

Posted by: jakee308 at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (gNw8K)

267 When I was as kid I once bought a bunch of comics and by some miracle, one of them had nudity!

That's like winning the powerball to a young boy. I'd never need the Sears catalog or anatomy section of the encyclopedia again. I don't think it was healthy getting aroused by a woman that if you filled the pages you could see her internal organs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (1ISKN)

268 Please, let Marvel just disappear already. Both of the bigs are just ridiculous and it's strange that it's taken so long for people to notice.

Superhero comics should not be written by the SCAD webcomic squad. While those slice of life stories have a place, it's not in action comics. I gave up comics, then webcomics due to this ideological creep. Entertainment is no longer entertaining.

Posted by: soulpile at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (VTLGo)

269 This isn't true. I mean, we definitely have a larger overweight
population today, but previous generations weren't actually that much
smaller unless they were malnourished. They simply hid it better under
their clothing.


I wonder. I saw a picture of Depression-era country dance recently. It contained perhaps 20 people. Not one of them was in the slightest overweight.

I also went to Universal a couple years ago (against my will). It was difficult to find someone who WASN'T overweight.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (v16oJ)

270 @240

I think I told this story before, I was at a comicon in Philly, there was a panel with Sirtis, Michael Dorn and Lavar Burton, Sirtis starting slagging Trump and Dorn and Burton basically told her to shut the fuck up and stick to talking about Star Trek.

She shut up and stuck to talking about Star Trek.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (tW1lH)

271 Only solution. Batman and Batbabe have to take out Marvel.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (2aNMr)

272 Off my double breasted sock.

Posted by: SH at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (sX1BW)

273 I took your dragonfly necklace in to the jeweler today so he could put a clasp on it that my fat fingers can operate. Can hardly wait to get it back.

Every Sunday I have to help my mom take off her necklace. Those catches are not really designed for human use.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (KZzsI)

274 >Same reason as sports, chess, and anything else people do because they find it fun and entertaining. Why judge what people find fun unless its actually, you know, immoral?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

Ragging on others for "wrongfun" seems to be endemic across many subcultures, unfortunately. It's not just for the priggish leftists, even though they're the current world champs at it.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (L106N)

275 Can some moran tell why sometimes the "end" button doesn't work?

What is an end button?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (nxdel)

276 256 Sgt Rock? Was he the WWII guy with the cigar and machine gun?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

That was Sgt. Fury. Don't they teach anything in school these days?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)

Educate me please.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (lgiXo)

277 The difference between Kirstie Alley and Marina Sirtis is that the dudes whackin off to Kirstie had jobs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (6FeV1)

278 To each their own. Comics are a thing for some. Sucks that so many things have been ruined.


Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (0OmEj)

279 Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (6psdy)

280 219 weve added more than a few tubby Latino/as since then

Posted by: Desultory joe at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (L9P9s)

281 This isn't true. I mean, we definitely have a larger overweight population today, but previous generations weren't actually that much smaller unless they were malnourished.

I don't think this is correct. Here is film taken in San Francisco in 1906.

https://youtu.be/8Q5Nur642BU

I see a few portly gentlemen, but for the most part, people are pretty darn thin.

Today when I go out, I'd say at least 35% of the people I see in my daily life are obese, and I live in a part of the nation that's thinner than average.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (YYlyE)

282 From the first duckduckgo hit:

According to the report, the
average weight of men in the United States rose from 181 pounds to 196
pounds between 1988-1994 and 2011-2014. Their average height remained
the same at about 5 feet, 9 inches. The average woman, meanwhile,
expanded from 152 pounds to 169 pounds while her height remained steady
at just under 5 feet, 4 inches.


They're not overweight, they're undertall.

Also, food deserts? Shirley, you jest.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (HaL55)

283 Dodge should sue for trademark infringement.


Or Grumman.

Posted by: DaveA at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (FhXTo)

284 How goes the comics, goes the country.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (sy5kK)

285 255 215 When they do have action, its like 2 pages where the Empowered Grrl pwns the bad guy while yawning and barely paying attention, showing she's so much more fierce and SLAY KWEEEN than the male heroes who take a whole comic to beat them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

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All the action panels I remember as a kid were of Batman looking like he's working really hard to beat whomever.

Hell, the best storyline I read while it was being released was Knightfall where Batman got his back broken by Bane. That was awesome. The steady, slow, wearing down of Batman after the release of all the villains from Arkham only to face Bane in the Batcave, completely unprepared for the fight ahead.

That was awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

Written by Chuck Dixon who understands how to write heroes and villains....which is why he's unemployable by Marvel and DC now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (d1uFV)

286 When you read a book, you can form the images you want to see that fit
what you're reading and how you interpret it. Not someone else's images.
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Same with Penthouse Forum.

Posted by: SH at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (sX1BW)

287 Yes, girl chess player and all of that,

It's based on a 1983 book by William Tevis, which is very good. And is in fact about a female chess player. So they aren't reimagining that part, at least.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (2lndx)


yep.

very sad story to begin with

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (sfhL4)

288
It is absolutely mesmerizing, albeit a little horrifying, to watch a company commit seppuku like this. O_o The moreso because they're unable to grasp why their previous fans are angry at them.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal

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They are able! I followed Ya Boi Zac for a while and went down some of the rabbit-holes and there the Wimmin in Comics were, with their grim smiles, making this claim that they could expand their sales by appealing more to demogrpahics that don't traditionally buy comics (i.e., girls) but in order to do that they inevitably had to make big changes to their content. Somehow, existing readers were supposed to acquire a taste for this new content that was downright medicinal. They laid it all out. "If you don't like it, you need to, and if you still don't like it, we don't want you associating with us."

The goal is always cultural destruction.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (G51Gf)

289 "counselor troi" tweeted "you're dead to me" to Kirstie Alley, a couple of weeks ago, yes?
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I'm sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Kirstie Alley at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (D2rQj)

290 We break in briefly for this, from the ongoing coup/insurrection currently in progress:

Breaking911
@Breaking911
BREAKING: Walmart removes all guns and ammunition from displays in its U.S. stores, aiming to head off any potential theft of firearms if the stores are broken into amid social unrest - WSJ

Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (NiXyF)

291 Yeah but people actually LIKE Kirstie Alley and the
Star Trek character she played. Nobody ever liked Marina Sirtis's
Captain Obvious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah she was pretty cute as Lt Saavik in wrath of khan.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (9Om/r)

292 It's based on a 1983 book by William Tevis, which is very good. And is in fact about a female chess player. So they aren't reimagining that part, at least.

---->

we've all touched on this shit, a lot of streaming service output is rewritten to be woke bullshit.

the english game was unwatcheable because of it. Why rewrite a true story into a mess just to make it about girl power and economic justice?

So far the Girl Who Played Chess Good seems fun and they haven't manipulated the story to be nonsense.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (zzdt2)

293 Queens Gambit is good all the way through. Keep watching, almost no sjw stuff, which is rare.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (r+sAi)


Thank goodness. It is becoming harder and harder to find something to watch.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (sfhL4)

294 237 Whereas we 'ettes all have narrow waists, large boobs and huggable backsides.



Natch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (qQnCr)

LOL. I'm at most 1 for 3.

These women need to stop being so freaking whiny and try instead to accomplish something useful in life. The progs have turned female whining and rage into an art form.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (17HgP)

295 285 Hell, the best storyline I read while it was being released was Knightfall where Batman got his back broken by Bane. That was awesome. The steady, slow, wearing down of Batman after the release of all the villains from Arkham only to face Bane in the Batcave, completely unprepared for the fight ahead.

That was awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (LvTSG)

Written by Chuck Dixon who understands how to write heroes and villains....which is why he's unemployable by Marvel and DC now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (d1uFV)

==========

My copies are supposedly at my dad's house, but I haven't been there in about 8 years. He comes to see me since he doesn't have an array of animals and children to cart around.

I should try to get up there. It's only 6 hours away, but it's in the middle of nowhere Virginia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

296 > Can some moran tell why sometimes the "end" button doesn't work?

What is an end button?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (nxdel)


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (t+qrx)

297 Where is the value in having a crewmember on the bridge tell the C/O the alien's feelz?



Captain! The alien craft has locked on phazers!


I'm sensing hostility and great anger, Captain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

298 Creeper that's good! Will be much easier!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (nxdel)

299 Where is the value in having a crewmember on the bridge tell the C/O the alien's feelz?

___


Deanna Troi: Ok Captain Picard the Klingons are feeling pain. Lots of pain. Since you blew up their ship and set them on fire.

Captain Picard: Ok, let me know when they stop screaming so I can send them some more photon torpedoes.


Posted by: 18-1's version of star trek at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (qlFIA)

300 I guess I'm more a Peanuts than an Avengers fan.

Me too.

I'm really looking forward to Franklin telling the gang to check their privilege in Disney's reboot. It's White Supremacy, Charlie Brown.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (H5knJ)

301 Breaking911
@Breaking911
BREAKING: Walmart removes all guns and ammunition from displays in its U.S. stores, aiming to head off any potential theft of firearms if the stores are broken into amid social unrest - WSJ
Posted by: filbert


Hot story on Facebook right now.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (0R8lo)

302 About the only escape these days in my house are in video games. I've been playing Star Wars Squadrons which I actually like quite a bit....no stupid Force user crap, just Wing Commander-style space fighting.

And blowing up a Star Destroyer is kind of fun.

Went to get an Oculus Rift S to complete the experience until I found out Facebook bought Oculus and is requiring Facebook accounts to use the hardware. May Zuckerburg burn for eternity.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (Thki8)

303 Reminds me of army of darkness.


You used to think I was beautiful

Honey, you got real ugly.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (9Om/r)

Sure I could have been king, but in my own way I am king. So hail to the king baby.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (k/TB6)

304 Where is the value in having a crewmember on the bridge tell the C/O the alien's feelz?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (kgXbV)

Honor Harrington >>>>> Deanna Troi

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (6FeV1)

305 29 Bring back Sgt. Rock!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 29, 2020 04:18 PM (4uSHG)

Bring back 'The Haunted Tank'!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (NgKpN)

306 We need an Affordable Comics Act wherein every american over 10 years old is required to buy one comic book a month. They will be issued a form by the comics company to show proof of purchase which will be required when filing taxes in order to receive your standard deduction.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (u610O)

307 299 Where is the value in having a crewmember on the bridge tell the C/O the alien's feelz?

___


Deanna Troi: Ok Captain Picard the Klingons are feeling pain. Lots of pain. Since you blew up their ship and set them on fire.

Captain Picard: Ok, let me know when they stop screaming so I can send them some more photon torpedoes.


Posted by: 18-1's version of star trek at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (qlFIA)

That's not Picard.

Picard would talk to them and make a speech and then talk to them some more.

Fuck Picard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (d1uFV)

308 How do the 'Rons manage to make it through a MoMe without walking into every wall and tree in the near vicinity?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (lgiXo)
------------
It was touch and go, my friend. Touch. And. Go.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (xRn8c)

309 Today when I go out, I'd say at least 35% of the people I see in my daily life are obese, and I live in a part of the nation that's thinner than average.
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You so do not live in Cleveland.

Posted by: never mind who is saying it at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (Zh96q)

310 I should try to get up there. It's only 6 hours away, but it's in the middle of nowhere Virginia.

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TBF, that's a fair majority of the Commonwealth.....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (Thki8)

311 302 About the only escape these days in my house are in video games. I've been playing Star Wars Squadrons which I actually like quite a bit....no stupid Force user crap, just Wing Commander-style space fighting.

And blowing up a Star Destroyer is kind of fun.

Went to get an Oculus Rift S to complete the experience until I found out Facebook bought Oculus and is requiring Facebook accounts to use the hardware. May Zuckerburg burn for eternity.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (Thki

===============

I want my desktop back so I can play X Wing vs Tie Fighter again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

312 142 Isn't Hellcat the friend of Jessica Jones? The other chick in that series?
Posted by: Buzzion
There is a funny scene in the last season of Jessica Jones where newly super powered Hellcat is trying out costumes in front of a mirror. This yellow outfit gets tested and the reaction is not positive.

Posted by: Downcast at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (BaGhI)

313 "When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and
would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am
fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish
things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very
grown up." - C.S. Lewis


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (6JL3d)

I know, right?!

Posted by: Peter Pan at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (XxJt1)

314 I'm looking at the pwr company outage map and it looks like they haven't done jack shit all day!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (1ISKN)

315 Bring back Sgt. Rock!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 29, 2020 04:18 PM (4uSHG)

Bring back 'The Haunted Tank'!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (NgKpN)
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Bring back Hans von Hammer!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (xRn8c)

316 Yeah she was pretty cute as Lt Saavik in wrath of khan.

She did a good job in the role too. The girl they replaced her with was capable enough but not nearly as amazingly cute. I think she wanted more money and they said "eh, you're disposable." But that character was supposed to be a major one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (XxJt1)

318 @246 Cuthbert"There is only one metric for all this woke crap. Can they sell books."
Exactly. And I wouldn't even mind a kick-butt girl if she weighed within 100 lbs of the guys she was throwing and didn't spend all her time pretending she was harder than every single guy in the room with them all obediently agreeing.
Venus and Serena Williams would make realistic super-heroes. But woke feminist white liberal girls don't fantasize about growing up to be Serena Williams.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (S5OQe)

319 y a no-account nobody climbing bitch.

Man, you say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Miles Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (DMUuz)

320
Yeah but people actually LIKE Kirstie Alley and the Star Trek character she played. Nobody ever liked Marina Sirtis's Captain Obvious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)






Sirtis owes her career to ST:TNG's wardrobe department. Who were smart enough to look at Sirtis and decide that it was best that her costume be painted on...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (EGyGV)

321 Ugh, the Marina Sirtis thing, I was not aware of.

As a kid watching TNG growing up, I was rather... fond... of Troi. Crusher, too, because I've always been vulnerable to redheads, but Troi was a bit more aggressive in the clothing department, and so, as a growing boy, that took priority.

Now seems she's gone full Leftist. Dammit, lady... never go full Leftist.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (6JL3d)

322 Okay, I did my own research Sgt Nick Fury and the Howling Commandos and Sgt Rock are different.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (lgiXo)

323 Sgt. Rock, Easy Company

Posted by: Archer at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (gmo/4)

324 I wonder. I saw a picture of Depression-era country dance recently. It contained perhaps 20 people. Not one of them was in the slightest overweight.

I also went to Universal a couple years ago (against my will). It was difficult to find someone who WASN'T overweight.
Posted by: pep at October 2


------------> I went to a civil war museum in KY and the uniforms from back then were tiny.

we live a lot differently, we're taller and fatter. and we don't look like we're 50 at 27.

that being said, yeah, the modern american corporate diet is a obesity causing wreck.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (zzdt2)

325 266 Posted by: jakee308 at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (gNw8K)

I've always been a book reader first, but I'm also a visual person. Comics, when done right, satisfy a visual, artistic need. As do movies, but I am rarely a fan of movies made from books I've read. Sometimes, they're alright, but most of the time, they're really really wrong.

Also, visual entertainment has really gone into the trash dump lately. Reminds me that there are some books that need attention in my collection.

Posted by: soulpile at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (VTLGo)

326 I know, right?!
Posted by: Peter Pan


That speck way up there? You can barely see it? No, up, over your head

That's the point you missed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

327 310 I should try to get up there. It's only 6 hours away, but it's in the middle of nowhere Virginia.

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TBF, that's a fair majority of the Commonwealth.....
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (Thki

===========

I was living with my dad and my brother came to visit (driving up from Atlanta). We had to drive to Roanoke from Blacksburg to pick up my dad at the airport. He decided to come along.

By minute 20 in the car, he asked me, "How far away is Roanoke?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

328 Can some moran tell why sometimes the "end" button doesn't work? <<<<
If you are "in" the comments it won't work. Click to the side outside the lines, then "end".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (r+sAi)

329 294
237 Whereas we 'ettes all have narrow waists, large boobs and huggable backsides.





Natch.



Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (qQnCr)



LOL. I'm at most 1 for 3.



These women need to stop being so freaking whiny and try instead to
accomplish something useful in life. The progs have turned female
whining and rage into an art form.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (17HgP)

The way that the left has turning owning a vagina into virtue to be thrust in everyone's faces, I am glad that I don't have daughters.

Well done to parents who raise well-adjusted and sane girls in the world today.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (KnJdm)

330 Ooops. If you hit "Enter" while your cursor is in the name field you're gonna post something.

Or nothing, as the case may be.

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (XxJt1)

331 Favorite Fat Guy? John Candy, followed by Dom DeLuise.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (bCLt0)

332 Get Woke Go Broke
Stay Unwoke Make Cash And Grab Ass

Funny how much of social media is young women flaunting their hawt bods in skimpy outfits (Yeah).

Draw this and you might woo back some of your customers.

To the LGBTQWXYZ fat, hairy womyn running these comics now: LOLGF and learn to code.

Learning to be stripper would be easier but that line 'o work for you all is a nonstarter unless you start exercising, buy tons of Nair, and pump tons of cash into beauty products.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (QMwOT)

333 I watched a little of that Jessica Jones show and it seemed like her super power was just being sluty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (1ISKN)

334
Sirtis owes her career to ST:TNG's wardrobe
department. Who were smart enough to look at Sirtis and decide that it
was best that her costume be painted on...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (EGyGV)

Inarguable fact.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (6JL3d)

335 267
When I was as kid I once bought a bunch of comics and by some miracle, one of them had nudity!



That's like winning the powerball to a young boy. I'd never need
the Sears catalog or anatomy section of the encyclopedia again. I don't
think it was healthy getting aroused by a woman that if you filled the
pages you could see her internal organs.


saw an interview with bill plympton in which he said that he got into cartoons when he realized he could draw pron anytime he wanted to.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (sGtp+)

336 248 I don't know why they can't just ignore the "male gaze". It's not like it can kidnap them or something.

Or they can try to look as unattractive as possible to avoid it. No problem. They just need to shut up about it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:39 PM (17HgP)


This started a long time ago. When I was in college, in the 1980's (shut up), lesbians all had the goal of hitting about 350 lbs to be certain no man would take another look. One of my roommates was a lesbian and she would invite her friends over regularly. A couple of them broke our couch.

Mostly, it was an excuse for them to eat their anxiety over their daddy issues, but you couldn't say that out loud. I doubt many of those I met are still alive after that sort of physical abuse.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:46 PM (qQnCr)

337 Just got to Shorpy's site if you want to see what people used to look like.

Basically there were two version: thin and lean and thin an muscular depending on what they did for work.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:46 PM (qlFIA)

338 There will be a comics exchange which will provide $1 trillion in subsidies to the comics industry, so they can provide reduced cost comics to those in need through a $100 billion exchange website.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 04:46 PM (u610O)

339 Sgt. Rock was the guy who always ended up with his shirt shredded, his muscles bulging, and his legs firmly planted apart as he sprayed bullets. At the time, I didn't understand what this meant. I'm wiser now.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:46 PM (v16oJ)

340 316 Yeah she was pretty cute as Lt Saavik in wrath of khan.

She did a good job in the role too. The girl they replaced her with was capable enough but not nearly as amazingly cute. I think she wanted more money and they said "eh, you're disposable." But that character was supposed to be a major one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

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The characters was supposed to be in VI, but they changed it because they couldn't get either of the original two actresses back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

341 -
--
Breaking911

@Breaking911

BREAKING: Walmart removes all guns and ammunition from displays in
its U.S. stores, aiming to head off any potential theft of firearms if
the stores are broken into amid social unrest - WSJ

Posted by: filbert

----------------

As a temporary measure, I think this is smart. They could easily get away with doing it in just a few areas, BUT, that almost certainly would be deemed racist.

Posted by: irright at October 29, 2020 04:46 PM (SchQD)

342 Missed the Greenwald post as I was flying across country.

He was on Joe Rogan's show yesterday, FYI:

https://youtu.be/t0rcLsoIKgA

Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2020 04:46 PM (87DGc)

343 I tried to watch the Netflix series Jessica Jones, it was far to dark for me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:46 PM (lgiXo)

344 ""White guy with a God Complex""

I know a guy who was a finalist for a Rhodes scholarship. In the interview he was given the Lifeboat question: There's not enough room, someone has to go, else all die. What would you do?

Bill Clinton probably offered to jump overboard for the common good, with a tear in his eye.

My guy, a white guy, said "he'd throw overboard whoever he liked least." He didn't go to Oxford.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 29, 2020 04:46 PM (9TdxA)

345 Whereas we 'ettes all have narrow waists, large boobs and huggable backsides.







Natch.



Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (qQnCr)



How do the 'Rons manage to make it through a MoMe without walking into every wall and tree in the near vicinity?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (lgiXo)

a lot...of...practice. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (9Om/r)

346 Holy crap, that is horrid!

What's the female version of "toxic masculinity?"
There has to be one -- or we need to create one.

"repellant feministidiocy?"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (bDqIh)

347 I want my desktop back so I can play X Wing vs Tie Fighter again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (LvTSG)

- -

Heh, my fondest memory of that game is trying to shoot down a Rogue Squadron pilot, but something was wonky with the AI at that point...he'd be circling well out of range, I'd close in, he'd speed off, and we'd circle again. Did that for about an hour.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (Thki8)

348 Sirtis owes her career to ST:TNG's wardrobe department. Who were smart enough to look at Sirtis and decide that it was best that her costume be painted on...

And as low cut as possible.

But delete her from the show and you lose nothing. Even useless Worf who always was ignored and overruled by the Frency Captain For Whom Diplomacy is Always The Answer was more important to the stories.

Next Generation was not good TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

349 btw, I assume you're all aware that "counselor troi" tweeted "you're dead to me" to Kirstie Alley, a couple of weeks ago, yes?



I did not know that.

/McMahon

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (HaL55)

350 You so do not live in Cleveland.

Correct. I also do not live in Fatlanta.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (YYlyE)

351 A lot of people need to eat some Pb.

@JackPosobiec 2m

BREAKING: 57 officers injured in Philadelphia riots

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (416wY)

352 whoa Pennsylvania fraternal order of police endorses trump

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (zzdt2)

353 I'll keep explaining and maybe, maybe someday the Right will eventually understand.

The Left is ALL ABOUT seizing the headwaters of the culture. Remember "Politics is downstream of culture"? When these movies started coming out (what nearly 20 years ago?) they were a huge cultural phenomenon. Yes, The Left already owned Hollywood, but they did not own the headwaters of that cultural stream: comic books. Most of the writers and artists and editors over all the years they've existed were white guys, creating stuff that guys like: hot women in super tight clothes and big dudes smashing things and kicking butt. Obviously this was UNACCEPTABLE.

So they moved in quickly to take over the entire industry to make it do what they want: Destroy the evil White Men, and change the cultural headwaters of the movies (and TV shows, and novels, etc etc etc.) so that it turned into a pure propaganda stream. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Naturally the core audience departed.

The Right, as always, screams "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PROFITS!!!!???" The Left DOES NOT CARE that they are losing comic book readers. They DO NOT CARE about losing the ALMIGHTY PROFIT.

IT IS NOT ABOUT PROFIT.
IT IS NOT ABOUT PROFIT.
IT IS NOT ABOUT PROFIT.
IT IS NOT ABOUT PROFIT.

They DO care about taking something that you love and destroying it right before your eyes while forcing you to watch them do it. They get unimaginable GLEE doing this. THIS IS THEIR PROFIT. They hate you. They will happily destroy anything and everything you hold dear. Yes, even at the price of giving up MILLIONS of dollars. They do not see this as LOSING PROFIT. They see this as a Future Investment in a world where theirs are the only voices allowed. There is nothing too small, no realm too insignificant to pass by their notice.

GET IT YET?

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (+v+zN)

354 They're not overweight, they're undertall.

Also, food deserts? Shirley, you jest.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 04:41 PM (HaL55)

I think part of this is demographic shift.

Black and hispanic people tend to be more overweight then white people.

Hispanic people tend to bring down the average height of the country.

So we're not exactly comparing apples to apples when we talk about 1988 American men and 2020 American men.

If I had to guess, white people have gotten slightly heavier on average, but also slightly taller on average, since 30+ years ago.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (cnTJD)

355 Where is the value in having a crewmember on the bridge tell the C/O the alien's feelz?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (kgXbV)

Honor Harrington >>>>> Deanna Troi
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (6FeV1)


Endorsed. In spades (so to speak).

Weber has said that there are renewed feelers regarding a Honor Harrington TV series.

Do it!

Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (NiXyF)

356 My son's office building in Houston just posted a notice that it will be closed the day after election due to "likely" social unrest. I thought Joe was winning Texas? LMFAO

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (4NtsG)

357 Sgt. Rock

https://bit.ly/3kSsl9y

Sgt. Fury

https://bit.ly/3mzExga

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

358 You so do not live in Cleveland.
Posted by: never mind who is saying it at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM


There's no surf in Cleveland, U.S.A.

Posted by: Euclid Beach Band at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (DMUuz)

359 Like the skinniest states are almost always the whiteist states.

Colorado, Wyoming, Montana New Hampshire, Vermont, etc.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (cnTJD)

360 Walmart needs their own impotence riot squad.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (2aNMr)

361 Quality zombie link.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

362 Ragging on others for "wrongfun" seems to be endemic across many
subcultures, unfortunately. It's not just for the priggish leftists,
even though they're the current world champs at it.


With all apologies to baseball, the national pass-time is, always has been, and I fear always will be scolding. What you do on your own time, how you sort your garbage, your decision to wear headgear or facegear indoors, your various shades of dress relative to Labor Day - the list of scolds and the things they love to scold about never ends. When the list runs short, the scolds just add a few new items on. The art of simply minding one's own business is truly a lost one.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (B3WeQ)

363
352 whoa Pennsylvania fraternal order of police endorses trump
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (zzdt2)

Unexpectedly??

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (bCLt0)

364 X wing v Tie Fighter is the best game of all time.

Posted by: MJ at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (yv6t0)

365 O/T but I thought the Governor of California Thanksgiving edict was insane ... welp Trickle Down Tyranny ramping up in my hometown. Received 2 emails from the Town Manager about Covid-19 and Halloween and Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving we are not supposed to celebrate with people not in our household, but if we do they should bring their own food, drinks, utensils, etc., wear a mask always when not eating or drinking, little hard to celebrate outdoors in Massachusetts so we're encouraged to open windows and doors to increase ventilation ...
and NO SINGING OR SHOUTING for God's sake!
there wasn't any prohibition against chanting like there is in California so I consider myself lucky I guess


Posted by: toob, toob, toobin along at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (RzUqr)

366
She did a good job in the role too. The girl
they replaced her with was capable enough but not nearly as amazingly
cute. I think she wanted more money and they said "eh, you're
disposable." But that character was supposed to be a major one.

Posted by: Christopher R. Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

Leonard Nimoy addressed that in his book, I am Spock.

By the time The Search for Spock rolled around, Kirstie Alley was much more in demand, and initially agreed to a relatively small sum for her appearance in ST III. However, upon reviewing the script, she and her agent said that the role was much bigger than previously expected, and they wanted a much bigger payment for her; Nimoy stated in her book that he wasn't sure if she was aware of it, but Alley's agent was asking for more money than DeForest Kelley was being paid for his role as McCoy.

Nimoy said that they could not agree to the price on either budgetary or ethical grounds, and so they parted ways amicably.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (6JL3d)

367 I have never read a comic book

once again

trendsetter

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (R3uW8)

368 So Walmart is already calling the election for Trump?

Posted by: SH at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (sX1BW)

369 @346 Lizzy"What's the female version of 'toxic masculinity?'"

I thought feminism was the female version of toxic masculinity.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (S5OQe)

370 I know a guy who was a finalist for a Rhodes scholarship. In the interview he was given the Lifeboat question: There's not enough room, someone has to go, else all die. What would you do?

I always said "I commit suicide" because I considered the question asinine and pointless. It was a quick end to the discussion and let us move on to something meaningful and useful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

371 Next Generation was not good TV.

There was one episode called The Inner Light that was pretty good. Won a Hugo award that year, IIRC. And yeah, the rest of it was dreck but scratched that Star Trek itch that you got from that green alien gal that one time on shore leave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (HaL55)

372 X wing v Tie Fighter is the best game of all time.
Posted by: MJ at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (yv6t0)


I'd play Dark Forces again.

It even had an ewok easter egg.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (t+qrx)

373 351 A lot of people need to eat some Pb.


Derp. Derp. Derp.

Posted by: Little Sambo in the projects licking the walls. at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

374 Next Generation was not good TV.

At least Next Gen was basically Gene Roddenberry's vision of the future. Star Trek Picard is Roddenberry's angry, abused child who is angry at daddy and wants to hurt him as much as possible.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (YYlyE)

375
a lot...of...practice. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (9Om/r)


Meh. Wait till the weather is warm enough for us to wear sundresses. Flannel is not sexy.

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (XxJt1)

376 " I watched a little of that Jessica Jones show and it seemed like her super power was just being sluty.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:45 PM (1ISKN)"

If you go by the icloud leaks, that's Kristen Ritter's real life superpower too.

Posted by: Broseidon at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (icI8A)

377 I always thought Marina Sirtis was overrated and a pretty much useless character.
I thought at the time she was a way to introduce feminism to a money making sci fi so as to get their tits in the doorway.

Star Trek always was pretty much about the New Wave Woman and geeky guys cause that's who watched it for the most part.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (gNw8K)

378 I'm just not into women. When I make lists, I only like to include men.

Posted by: David Frum, Iraqi War Consultant at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (Oh1Ok)

379 @365 toob, toob, toobin"little hard to celebrate outdoors in Massachusetts"

Tell me I'm not the only one to catch this.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (S5OQe)

380 294 237 Whereas we 'ettes all have narrow waists, large boobs and huggable backsides.



Natch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:29 PM (qQnCr)

LOL. I'm at most 1 for 3.

These women need to stop being so freaking whiny and try instead to accomplish something useful in life. The progs have turned female whining and rage into an art form.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (17HgP)


My point exactly, dear.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (qQnCr)

381
Right, CT.
Worf's sole purpose on TNG was to tell the viewers knee-jerk violence was never the answer.

Worf: Kill them all!
Picard: No, Worf. We shall talk to them.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (kgXbV)

382 346
Holy crap, that is horrid!



What's the female version of "toxic masculinity?"

There has to be one -- or we need to create one.



"repellant feministidiocy?"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (bDqIh)

Menstruation.

*runs*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (KnJdm)

383 Today when I go out, I'd say at least 35% of the people I see in my daily life are obese, and I live in a part of the nation that's thinner than average

That may your observed "obesity" rate, but I bet a good 60% of the population are "fat asses."

Posted by: wooga at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (bvSBG)

384 Next Generation was not good TV.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)


Glad to hear that. I got through the first 2 episodes and never watched another. Nice to know I made the right decision all those years ago

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (k7YoM)

385 I always said "I commit suicide" because I considered the question
asinine and pointless. It was a quick end to the discussion and let us
move on to something meaningful and useful.
---------

Like comic books?

Posted by: SH at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

386 The Right, as always, screams "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PROFITS!!!!???" The
Left DOES NOT CARE that they are losing comic book readers. They DO NOT
CARE about losing the ALMIGHTY PROFIT.

***

To extend this as well - when a leftist corporate drone comes in and kills a company or even a whole industry they likely face little person impact - they just move on to the next company/industry if the one they damage can no longer support them.


Looking at company as some monolith that looks out for itself is as fraught with danger as applying the same logic to a country.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (qlFIA)

387 Lizzy"What's the female version of 'toxic masculinity?'"

I thought feminism was the female version of toxic masculinity.


Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (S5OQe)

Don't let them fool you...it is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (9Om/r)

388
With all apologies to baseball, the national
pass-time is, always has been, and I fear always will be scolding. What
you do on your own time, how you sort your garbage, your decision to
wear headgear or facegear indoors, your various shades of dress relative
to Labor Day - the list of scolds and the things they love to scold
about never ends. When the list runs short, the scolds just add a few
new items on. The art of simply minding one's own business is truly a
lost one.


Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (B3WeQ)

I'll raise a glass to that. Live and let live might always have just been a dream in the minds of a few scant folk, destined to be drowned out (in this world, anyhow) by the veritable armies of folk who just can't stop telling others how much they Don't Approve.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (6JL3d)

389 Posted by: I Have Questions at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (+v+zN)


TLR

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (yQpMk)

390 BREAKING: Walmart removes all guns and ammunition from displays in its U.S. stores, aiming to head off any potential theft of firearms if the stores are broken into amid social unrest - WSJ

-
Now set up the claymores.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)

391 Willowed from last thread:
"RIGHT NOW, Today, at this very moment, Joe Biden has brought on stage
with him at a campaign rally his granddaughter, Natalie Biden -- the
underage girl at the center of the Hunter Biden incest scandal."
He had her at church last Sunday. They're keeping her close.

Posted by: Brett at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (xJz9l)

392 367 I have never read a comic book

once again

trendsetter
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (R3uW

Not my thing either. Didn't really know they were such a Thing, actually.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (bCLt0)

393 People have gained 2 inches since the sixties.

Women have gained 20 pounds. Men have gained 30.

Posted by: MJ at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (yv6t0)

394 Faith is the Greatest superhero ever, and Marvel's Captain Marvel is the Strongest Super Hero ever and has not flaws, She's sooooo good that she is resistant to Ghost Rider's Pentance stare. Captain Marvel is rated as THE STRONGEST and would beat every superhero and Manga Characters

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (dKiJG)

395 What's the female version of "toxic masculinity?"

Talking

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (1ISKN)

396 X wing v Tie Fighter is the best game of all time.
Posted by: MJ at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (yv6t0)

I'd play Dark Forces again.

It even had an ewok easter egg.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (t+qrx)

- -

I really liked Dark Forces. Looked forward to the sequel and of course they had to turn Kyle Katarn into some Jedi Knight.

Sigh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (Thki8)

397 Nimoy stated in her book that he wasn't sure if she was aware of it, but Alley's agent was asking for more money than DeForest Kelley was being paid for his role as McCoy.

I'm sure she wasn't, but that sounds like a poor negotiating tactic: "No, I won't pay you that", rather than "that's more than one of the big three main stars, you gotta come down." Highly illogical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

398 Meh. Wait till the weather is warm enough for us to wear sundresses.

Flannel is not sexy.
Posted by: creeper



When that's all you're wearing....

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (0R8lo)

399 >>BREAKING: 57 officers injured in Philadelphia riots


>>whoa Pennsylvania fraternal order of police endorses trump


Huh, I wonder if these things are related?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)

400 "That was then, this now. We didn't have television, radio and shit like that back then. But you motherfuckers today are fat useless tits that jerk off with these fucking comics and video games. Go outside and throw rocks at something. Get a pellet gun and shoot something, maybe even that dickhead neighbors window or car. Go for a run, jog or ride a g-damn bike and see the world from a different perspective".-CS LEWIS (2020)

Posted by: JROD at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (0jZnq)

401 Pale Yellow Batwoman up there is Captain Marvel?! That's not how I remember things at all.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (B2mhs)

402 Flannel is not sexy.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 04:49 PM (XxJt1)


Know how I can tell you've never been tailgating at an MSU game in October?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (t+qrx)

403 I'd like to see Worf's take on Col Bearclaw.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (qlFIA)

404 If I had to guess, white people have gotten slightly heavier on average, but also slightly taller on average, since 30+ years ago.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (cnTJD)

Have you seen all the morbidly obese people out there?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:52 PM (17HgP)

405 Comic Books...When I was about 10 or so, the comic books all went to that shit type drawings, cut and paste, no artist needed, just etch a sketch type drawing, and uninteresting stories and price went to 50 cents...haven't read one since.

Posted by: Colin at October 29, 2020 04:52 PM (rVFYE)

406 I'll give them credit the left has been able to kick the right out of almost everything, include a lot of religion.

As the screws get turned tighter, the people of the right will have to spend their time doing something. The only thing I can think of is a true revolutionary movement. People with lots of free time on their hands will spend it becoming radicalized, especially since they will have a legit beef about being treated unfairly.

Posted by: MAGA (I got rabies for Trump) at October 29, 2020 04:52 PM (eMEkg)

407 I'm not into comics but I see one problem right away. The female character needs better breasts. Why would anyone look at the book if the woman has a shapeless rack?

Sheesh, even I know that!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 29, 2020 04:52 PM (Oh1Ok)

408 >>I don't know why they can't just ignore the "male gaze". It's not like it can kidnap them or something.

Or they can try to look as unattractive as possible to avoid it. No problem. They just need to shut up about it.



First, they already ugly themselves to prevent the male gaze (too many before/after feminism links to post).

Second, they hate heterosexuality/normal expressions of sexual desire, so they have to destroy them for others. It's not just getting men to not gaze at you, it's about depriving men of that enjoyment completely, and demand he be sexually aroused by, say, fatties, transgenders, etc.. You can have no "type" -- there must be equality or you're a bigot.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)

409 Has anyone heard from Wyatt? This is crazy that they won't let the police use anything to control these idiots destroying the city.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 04:52 PM (sd8p8)

410 I tried reading that Neal Gaiman " Sandman" Graphic whatever. It was pretty tiresome. Finished half of the first one, skimmed the last half.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (bCLt0)

411
Who is Honor Harrington?
The BALD chick in the Star Trek movie?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (kgXbV)

412 chique, I'm sure you are 3/3. And gorgeous to boot. The problem with people who are hateful is that it eventually corrupts them inside and out.

I had to look up this Sirtis person. That is exactly what happened to her.

Posted by: Moki at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (+X9Vs)

413

What is the difference between beheading a mother on the streets of France and running over a police officer in cold blood?

Or attacking those comics in France...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (sfhL4)

414 Wow, they are now rejecting players from the NHL due to a history of high school bullying.

https://es.pn/3oyHfUZ

Arizona Coyotes renounce rights to draft pick Mitchell Miller after history of assault, racism surface

Miller admitted to the assault and bullying in an Ohio juvenile court four years ago. He used racial slurs against Meyer-Crothers, physically assaulted him and at one point tricked him "into licking a candy push pop that Miller and another boy had wiped in a bathroom urinal," according a police report.

According to the Toledo Blade in March 2016, Miller and another student were found delinquent on counts of assault and violation the Ohio Safe Schools Act. Miller was suspended from Sylvania Schools after meeting with court psychologists. The other eighth-grader apologized, but Meyer-Crothers said Miller never did.

Miller, who sent letters to all 31 NHL teams prior to the draft to explain the situation, also didn't apologize directly to Meyer-Crothers in a statement released by the Coyotes after the Arizona Republic story was published.

"I am extremely sorry about the bullying incident that occurred in 2016 while I was in eighth grade. I was young, immature, and feel terrible about my actions," he said.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (Do5/p)

415 @409 Sharon
Wyatt was on earlier today.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (S5OQe)

416 291
Yeah but people actually LIKE Kirstie Alley and the

Star Trek character she played. Nobody ever liked Marina Sirtis's

Captain Obvious.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah she was pretty cute as Lt Saavik in wrath of khan.


in runaway, there's a scene where they scan her for bugs. it's not application of decontamination gel, mind you, but it's right up there.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (sGtp+)

417 391 Willowed from last thread:
"RIGHT NOW, Today, at this very moment, Joe Biden has brought on stage
with him at a campaign rally his granddaughter, Natalie Biden -- the
underage girl at the center of the Hunter Biden incest scandal."
He had her at church last Sunday. They're keeping her close.
Posted by: Brett at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (xJz9l)


Im telling you, the Bidens use LOVE as a means of control. Its a demented form of abuse.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (LIhNq)

418 >>>What's the female version of "toxic masculinity?"

I mean, the letters are already there, in the right order: cu...n...ty

Posted by: wooga at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (bvSBG)

419 Glad to hear that. I got through the first 2 episodes and never watched another.

To be fair, the first two seasons are the worst, and universally known to be horrible, but it honestly doesn't get much better. Every so often they'd touch on an interesting sci fi concept but handle it poorly.

Next Gen was like the cleaning crew from the first Star Trek took over and none of them were any good at their jobs. Like how the medic was baffled by the common cold.

Like comic books?[/]

We're at school here? I was under the impression we're just hanging out bsing. Where's my textbook to study?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

420 -
--

I'd like to see Worf's take on Col Bearclaw.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM

----------

Hero.

Posted by: Moose Shell O. at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (SchQD)

421 There's a reason Manga is Kicking the Ass of these Comics.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (dKiJG)

422 395
What's the female version of "toxic masculinity?"

"empowerment"

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (CPk08)

423 Watch this video of Amish (/s) looters calmly at first (and then quite suddenly) looting a BLACK-owned boutique in Philadelphia of every last item:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ article-8893451/Looters-clean-entire-black-owned- boutique-one-minute-Philadelphia.html

I'd be in favor of shooting all these looters dead in the street. Not joke. Not a flinch.

The owner thought her "Black owned!" sign would stop the looters, just like white liberals think their "BLM" signs will protect them from the coming purge. Ha ha.

Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (HEEq1)

424 I always thought Marina Sirtis was overrated and a pretty much useless character.

Captain, my tits sense the aliens who are acting hostile are feeling very hostile. Useless? That'd be a Troi upgrade.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (H5knJ)

425 I am extremely sorry about the bullying incident that occurred in 2016 while I was in eighth grade
***

Wow.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (qlFIA)

426 I saw White Guy With a God Complex open for the Lords of the New Church at the Cathedral in '82.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (+y/Ru)

427 Honor Harrington TV series.

Do it!
Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (NiXyF)

Sweet Shiva, Nooooo!

Can you even imagine how a typical cabal of television executive jacknozzles could dogfuck that IP up?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (6FeV1)

428 Has anyone heard from Wyatt? This is crazy that they won't let the
police use anything to control these idiots destroying the city.


I blame the police still trying to do "something" anyway. The logical move - I'll argue, the moral move - is to walk away and let the natives figure it out.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (B3WeQ)

429 393 People have gained 2 inches since the sixties.

Women have gained 20 pounds. Men have gained 30.

Posted by: MJ at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (yv6t0)

Soy, and hormones in the food supply. They write stuff about that. Oh, and slug like behavior gets a small paragraph.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (bCLt0)

430 Mostly, it was an excuse for them to eat their anxiety over their daddy
issues, but you couldn't say that out loud.


Forgiveness: how does it work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (HaL55)

431 The art of simply minding one's own business is truly a lost one.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 04:48 PM (B3WeQ)

Case in point: This week's Karen alert.

Lady lives down the block, trains dogs for a living, was walking her four (4) dobermans on leashes when we were out walking our 9 week old puppy. Puppy got nervous, wouldn't go past them, so I picked her up and told her it was okay.

Karen yells "DON'T PICK HER UP, YOU WILL TEACH HER TO BE AFRAID!!!:"

My reply: "She IS afraid, you idiot, and with good reason."

I guess Karen is now an expert in puppies. I have to wonder if she ever had children (I doubt it.) Do you tell an 18 month old child to tough it out when they are terrified, or do you comfort them?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (qQnCr)

432 422 395
What's the female version of "toxic masculinity?"
"empowerment"
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (CPk0

A pink unicorn. Both are make believe.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM (Ti+Tv)

433 414 Wow, they are now rejecting players from the NHL due to a history of high school bullying.

https://es.pn/3oyHfUZ

Arizona Coyotes renounce rights to draft pick Mitchell Miller after history of assault, racism surface

What percentage of high school athletes are not bullies?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM (lgiXo)

434 in runaway, there's a scene where they scan her for bugs.

Yeah that's a fun movie, kind of an interesting concept. And she's very easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

435 384
Next Generation was not good TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)



Glad to hear that. I got through the first 2 episodes and never
watched another. Nice to know I made the right decision all those years
ago


eh. it was a mixed bag; there were good seasons and there were "love boat" seasons.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM (sGtp+)

436 My point exactly, dear.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (qQnCr)

Yep, I got it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM (17HgP)

437 So what I got out of this thread is "huggable backsides".

Which is good.

Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM (XTyi0)

438 Wow, they are now rejecting players from the NHL due to a history of high school bullying.



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The NHL long ago decided to listen to sports writers who never played hockey and decided there was no room for goons in hockey even though it was something all the fans enjoyed.

Posted by: SH at October 29, 2020 04:56 PM (sX1BW)

439 People have gained 2 inches since the sixties.

Women have gained 20 pounds. Men have gained 30.

Posted by: MJ at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (yv6t0)

Soy, and hormones in the food supply. They write stuff about that. Oh, and slug like behavior gets a small paragraph.
=====
if we all smoked two packs a day like they did we'd all be 20 or 30 pounds lighter.

Posted by: never mind who is saying it at October 29, 2020 04:56 PM (plA+Z)

440 First, they already ugly themselves to prevent the male gaze (too many before/after feminism links to post).



Second, they hate heterosexuality/normal expressions of sexual
desire, so they have to destroy them for others. It's not just getting
men to not gaze at you, it's about depriving men of that enjoyment
completely, and demand he be sexually aroused by, say, fatties,
transgenders, etc.. You can have no "type" -- there must be equality or
you're a bigot.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 04:52 PM (bDqIh)

The ugly just bubbles to the top with those women.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 04:56 PM (9Om/r)

441 Yep, I got it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM (17HgP)


Now you're just bragging.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 04:56 PM (t+qrx)

442


They are able! I followed Ya Boi Zac for a while and went down some
of the rabbit-holes and there the Wimmin in Comics were, with their grim
smiles, making this claim that they could expand their sales by
appealing more to demogrpahics that don't traditionally buy comics
(i.e., girls) but in order to do that they inevitably had to make big
changes to their content. Somehow, existing readers were supposed to
acquire a taste for this new content that was downright medicinal. They
laid it all out. "If you don't like it, you need to, and if you still
don't like it, we don't want you associating with us."



The goal is always cultural destruction.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 04:42 PM (G51Gf)

I stand duly corrected, and, rather than being amazed anymore, I shall simply laugh at the stupidity, and hope that their fans find something more fun elsewhere.

Could be a good thing, all things considered. Allow for some fresh, original thinking, and new ideas and characters.

One of the virtues of manga (aside from certain series that shall not be named) is that they come to a conclusion. The characters' stories are resolved, they have their endings, and, for the series that I was fond of, anyhow, you were left wanting more, LOTS more, and the stories and characters remained memorable and fresh to you in the years to come.

Western comics seem incapable of doing such a thing. o.O

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:56 PM (6JL3d)

443 Is there anything leftism doesn't ruin other than the bank accounts of leftists leaders?

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 29, 2020 04:56 PM (ojwvu)

444 240 Yeah but people actually LIKE Kirstie Alley and the Star Trek character she played. Nobody ever liked Marina Sirtis's Captain Obvious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

*******************

TNG character: "Get your tits outta my face, bitch, you're not stopping me going in there, now fuck off!"

Troi: " I sense...I sense....anger?"

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 04:56 PM (oaWXk)

445 Wow! Tucker set a trap and they took the bait! Someone Is reading his texts

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (zXyVF)

446 >>whoa Pennsylvania fraternal order of police endorses trump

Huh, I wonder if these things are related?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)

The left are children, they push normal people to their breaking point and then cry that they are confused and angry over the 'surprise' backlash. I'll be expecting a lot of that on Nov 4th...

Posted by: Boswell at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (w2LAm)

447 I still can't believe anyone watched Next Gen.

barftastically boring, over scripted crap. Never managed to sit throuhg an episode.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (CPk08)

448 Passing through...


'Stargirl on the C W network was 13 episodes and it was great. Well written, great effects and fight scenes and a big robot. Not woke at all.


And NO GAY CHARACTERS!!!


The star is 20 years old, really cute and passed for 15 easily. She's also going to hear guys say "I've got your cosmic staff right here," until her looks go.

Stargirl was in a few Justice League Unlimited episodes too. Very fun.


Back to stuff...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (v2c9/)

449 The "Hellcunt" character needs larger and firmer boobies. With headlights blazing!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (CLteG)

450 OT: Honestly, I'm feeling the Rogan/Greenwald podcast is actually a bigger red pill for people who don't follow politics than the Alex Jones one was.

Posted by: Augustine at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (Alp4m)

451 Lotta babies got a Lot of Back, out ttherre. And tto be fair, a lottta dudes have to steer their bellies around.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (bCLt0)

452 What percentage of high school athletes are not bullies?
----------

I'd say 95% (maybe too low) and often it is the athletes who push back on the bullies. Now the percentage of HS athletes who probably did something stupid they regret in HS ... its probably about the same.

Posted by: SH at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (sX1BW)

453 @Breaking911
BREAKING: Walmart removes all guns and ammunition from displays in its U.S. stores, aiming to head off any potential theft of firearms if the stores are broken into amid social unrest - WSJ


I believe it. Soon after the Floyd stuff started there was to be a big "protest" at the Government Center in Fairfax, VA. It did turn out to be 100% peaceful. But the Walmart which was close by removed all guns and ammo from the display cases.

Posted by: blaster at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (ZfRYq)

454 For that matter, what is the male version of "toxic masculinity"? I've never found anything remotely toxic about masculinity.


"Toxic masculinity" is SJWs at work establishing a narrative.

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (XxJt1)

455
Arizona Coyotes renounce rights to draft pick Mitchell Miller after history of assault, racism surface

What percentage of high school athletes are not bullies?

--

Uh-oh. Emilio Estevez is gonna be in trouble for taping that kid's butt cheeks together in The Breakfast Club.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (O+I8R)

456 Yep, I got it.

She's got it!
Yeah, baby she's got it!
**guitar riff**

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (v16oJ)

457 "One of the virtues of manga (aside from certain series that shall not be named) is that they come to a conclusion. The characters' stories are resolved, they have their endings, and, for the series that I was fond of, anyhow, you were left wanting more, LOTS more, and the stories and characters remained memorable and fresh to you in the years to come.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:56 PM (6JL3d)"

What's this "conclusion" you speak of?

Posted by: Eiichiro Oda at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (icI8A)

458 Wow! Tucker set a trap and they took the bait! Someone Is reading his texts
=====
what does this mean

Posted by: never mind who is saying it at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (PgA2d)

459 435 384
Next Generation was not good TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

...

Not terribly good cinema either.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (yL25O)

460 As a fourth round draft pick this Miller probably had a lower than five percent change of making it to the NHL.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (lgiXo)

461 I read where one of the demands of BLM and Antifa is get rid of the police and have self policing, whatever that is.But I really hope the social workers have fun controlling the mobs with their clip boards and pencils and a smile.

Posted by: Colin at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (rVFYE)

462 She's got it!
Yeah, baby she's got it!
**guitar riff**

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (v16oJ)


WELP that's gonna be stuck in my head all night now.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (t+qrx)

463
TNG character: "Get your tits outta my face, bitch, you're not stopping me going in there, now fuck off!"

Troi: " I sense...I sense....anger?"
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 04:56 PM (oaWXk)
===

Isn't Deanna Troi where the idea of empaths came from? And now every middle aged woman you come across these days claims they are one. LOL

Posted by: Augustine at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (Alp4m)

464 The owner thought her "Black owned!" sign would stop the looters, just like white liberals think their "BLM" signs will protect them from the coming purge. Ha ha.
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (HEEq1)

LOL. None of the looters, rioters, or their political enablers and backers give a flying gig about black people or anyone else.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (17HgP)

465 Who is Honor Harrington?
The BALD chick in the Star Trek movie?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:53 PM (kgXbV)


Heroine of David Weber's long-running, best-selling SF book series, collectively known as the "Honorverse."

Military science fiction, published by Baen. Big on personal responsibility.

Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (NiXyF)

466 Chubby Checker was considered a lard ass back in the day.

Today he looks fit and trim compared to the tubalards roaming my AO.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (jpHuL)

467 "I am extremely sorry about the bullying incident that occurred in
2016 while I was in eighth grade. I was young, immature, and feel
terrible about my actions," he said.


So now you can be "cancelled" for something you did at 13 or 14 years old in Junior High.

Cancel culture is toxic and un-American as it leaves no room for forgiveness. It needs to die, now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (SchxB)

468 @realDonaldTrump 9m

Forced to move our Rally tonight in Fayetteville, North Carolina, to Monday, due to high speed winds and bad weather. I love you North Carolina. Stay safe, see you on Monday!!!

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (cF8AT)

469 in runaway, there's a scene where they scan her for bugs.

Yeah that's a fun movie, kind of an interesting concept. And she's very easy on the eyes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

I am surprised that Movie hasn't gotten rebooted along with LOOKER, movies really ahead of their times

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (dKiJG)

470 393 People have gained 2 inches since the sixties.

Women have gained 20 pounds. Men have gained 30.

Posted by: MJ at October 29, 2020 04:50 PM (yv6t0)


Me, to weight loss deity: Just take a little off the backside and clean up the waistline.

Weight loss deity: I'm taking the boobs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2020 04:59 PM (qQnCr)

471
Are philly cops taking a knee, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 04:59 PM (kgXbV)

472 Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 04:44 PM (S5OQe)

Liberals really believe that perception is reality.

So if they can change your perceptions through societal programming, that will become reality.

Conservatives mostly believe that there is a base Human Nature, so work within it.

Problem is that Conservatives have NOT fought back on the constant gaslighting that has been in the media and education systems for a generation or so.

Thus, people actually believe that we can do something about the closed heat system that is the planet Earth, ie global warming.

Pure Hubris.

People believe that somehow saying Men are now the exact same as women, will make it true.

People now somehow believe that the LEAST racist country on earth, the only one who has fought a WAR to free a Race, is now the MOST racist country on Earth.

Why? Societal Programing is in place, and it WILL work.... for awhile.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 04:59 PM (NgKpN)

473
I'm sure she wasn't, but that sounds like a poor negotiating tactic:
"No, I won't pay you that", rather than "that's more than one of the
big three main stars, you gotta come down." Highly illogical.

Posted by: Christopher R. Taylor at October 29, 2020 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

Whether they informed her of that or not goes unsaid in his memoir, though I agree that to do not have done so would be ... well, yeah, illogical.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 04:59 PM (6JL3d)

474 Also--Captain Marvel killed Stark?

Is this in a comic after the movies came out?

Posted by: TexasDan at October 29, 2020 04:59 PM (yL25O)

475 For that matter, what is the male version of "toxic masculinity"? I've never found anything remotely toxic about masculinity.


"Toxic masculinity" is SJWs at work establishing a narrative.
Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 04:57 PM (XxJt1)

Masculinity is hot.


Hi, creeper!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:59 PM (17HgP)

476 Posted by: never mind who is saying it at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (PgA2d)
*******
Someone was reading his texts messages & knew he was getting a package

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 04:59 PM (zXyVF)

477 The other day she tweeted to Kirstie Allie "You are dead to me now" for her support of Trump.
Posted by: Augustine at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (Alp4m)


Reply: "Who are you?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 05:00 PM (eqpxU)

478 Then there was Mad Magazine for the slightly more sophisticated young man.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 05:00 PM (2aNMr)

479 @Breaking911
BREAKING: Walmart removes all guns and ammunition from displays in its U.S. stores, aiming to head off any potential theft of firearms if the stores are broken into amid social unrest - WSJ

-

I like knowing that no one I live around would break into the Walmart if they disagreed with an election, much less steal a gun from said Walmart.

Heckuva job y'all are doing in your cities, Democrats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 05:00 PM (9nwlC)

480 Sweet Shiva, Nooooo!

Can you even imagine how a typical cabal of television executive jacknozzles could dogfuck that IP up?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (6FeV1)


I don't think Weber would let that happen to his books.

But who knows in this fucked-up world?

Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF)

481 Now the percentage of HS athletes who probably did something stupid they regret in HS ... its probably about the same.

Yeah, I'm gonna guess that's about 100%, athlete or not.

Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 05:00 PM (v16oJ)

482 So now you can be "cancelled" for something you did at 13 or 14 years old in Junior High.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (SchxB)


Or something your father said before you were born. Ask Conor Daly.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 05:01 PM (t+qrx)

483 471
Are philly cops taking a knee, yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales.

I think this is unfair. It is not the cops fault that the powers that be are stupid liberal,assholes.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 05:01 PM (sd8p8)

484 481 Now the percentage of HS athletes who probably did something stupid they regret in HS ... its probably about the same.

Yeah, I'm gonna guess that's about 100%, athlete or not.
Posted by: pep at October 29, 2020 05:00 PM (v16oJ)

Who hasn't done something stupid in high school?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 05:01 PM (lgiXo)

485 Does anyone else notice that a lot of high school athletes become fat later in life?

Posted by: Augustine at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM (Alp4m)

486

I do, however, both chortle and guffaw at the idea Ruth Ginsburg has been reduced by the Left to a mere apparition to be used as an annoyance.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM (kgXbV)

487 Isn't Deanna Troi where the idea of empaths came
from? And now every middle aged woman you come across these days claims
they are one. LOL

Posted by: Augustine at October 29, 2020 04:58 PM (Alp4m)

I think it was more an RA Heinlein thing. Also Spider Robinson was big on the idea (I think...can't recall.....).

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM (CPk08)

488 Jai Alai with random exploding balls is a sport I would actually watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM (Kpl3J)

489 Arizona Coyotes renounce rights to draft pick Mitchell Miller after history of assault, racism surface

-
This is fake news. Coyotes don't play ice hockey.

Posted by: Georgia state Rep. Dar'shun Kendrick at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM (+y/Ru)

490 The books I'd **really** love to be made into a TV series though are Larry Correia's Monster Hunter International books.

Monsters vs. superior firepower.

And bonus: a secret U.S. Government is among the Bad Guys.

Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM (NiXyF)

491
That's a thing they do purposefully -- "Defeating the Male Gaze." It's sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies, so all women's bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested.

---------

That puny power would do NOTHING to US!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Male Gays at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM (XJipD)

492
This is fake news. Coyotes don't play ice hockey.

Posted by: Georgia state Rep. Dar'shun Kendrick at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM (+y/Ru)

Threadwinner, and it is a good thing I had begun reading before taking a swig of my drink.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (6JL3d)

493 >>I thought feminism was the female version of toxic masculinity.


Hmmm, I could see how that might work (though c*nty is closer), but what these women have done is taken normal, perfectly fine expressions of masculinity and deemed them "toxic."

There is nothing feminine about feminists, as they are all about destroying those things that are distinctly feminine (motherhood, childbearing, beauty, etc.) and re[lacing them with masculine type behavior. Third wave feminist are erasing women's distinct biology with the trans madness, replacing "women" with "people with front holes." THAT is toxic!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (bDqIh)

494 Are philly cops taking a knee, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales.




I think this is unfair. It is not the cops fault that the powers that be are stupid liberal,assholes.


It remains their fault for upholding the will of a corrupt mayor, against the best interests of their peaceful neighbors. They have a choice - as do we all.

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (B3WeQ)

495 sigh.

I have lots of thoughts on this topic but work intrudes.

See folks later.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (ifmtJ)

496 Biden in FL bemoaning 500 Mexicans in cages. FL Cubanos and Venezuelans think Mexicans are lower than dogs.

Posted by: Desultory joe at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (L9P9s)

497 Masculinity is hot.




Hi, creeper!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 04:59 PM (17HgP)


Evenin', chique. You said it so much more succinctly than I.

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (XxJt1)

498 Marina Sirtis hit her sell by date quite a while back.
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 04:35 PM (XTyi0)
===

The other day she tweeted to Kirstie Allie "You are dead to me now" for her support of Trump.
====

Jealous because Kirstie actually did real Star Trek.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (iydjf)

499 Or something your father said before you were born. Ask Conor Daly.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 05:01 PM (t+qrx)

Uh oh. I am in BIG trouble. My father was probably the most un-PC person I've ever known.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (Ez6QX)

500 The Rapist: The PA FOP has just endorsed me and all police officers have pledged to vote for me after I sat down and had a chat with them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (u610O)

501 That's a thing they do purposefully -- "Defeating the Male Gaze." It's sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies, so all women's bodies will be made dumpy and flat-chested.

-

Hint:

People are still judging your body.

Congratulations on achieving the bad kind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 05:04 PM (9nwlC)

502 302
About the only escape these days in my house are in video games. I've
been playing Star Wars Squadrons which I actually like quite a bit....no
stupid Force user crap, just Wing Commander-style space fighting.



And blowing up a Star Destroyer is kind of fun.



Went to get an Oculus Rift S to complete the experience until I
found out Facebook bought Oculus and is requiring Facebook accounts to
use the hardware. May Zuckerburg burn for eternity.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 29, 2020 04:43 PM (Thki
-----------------------------------------
Gaming is going down the shit path at an alarming rate. This generation of consoles has turned into the "TV and Hollywood" version of gaming, with no new ideas, just remakes and remasters of older stuff. Let's see, what have I played recently: Bioshock Collection, Halo Master Chief Collection, Resident Evil remake, Final Fantasy VII remake, etc. All good, but all things I'd played before on previous consoles. The only good new content I've seen in the last several years was RDR 2, and the amazing Horizon Zero Dawn. All the other "new" games seem to be low-budget artsy-fartsy fapfests or same-as-it-ever-was sequels. In retrospect, if it weren't for those two games, I could have stayed with a 360 and a PS3 and never known the difference.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 29, 2020 05:04 PM (+3rQF)

503 Jai Alai with random exploding balls is a sport I would actually watch.
Posted by: Tom Servo


May the odds be ever in your favor!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 05:04 PM (0R8lo)

504 480 Sweet Shiva, Nooooo!

Can you even imagine how a typical cabal of television executive jacknozzles could dogfuck that IP up?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 04:54 PM (6FeV1)

I don't think Weber would let that happen to his books.

But who knows in this fucked-up world?
Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF)

Word is he has been approached a number of times, but as he would not have control over the writing, said no.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 05:04 PM (NgKpN)

505 Geez. Hellcat used to be hot.

Posted by: TEXAS DEMS at October 29, 2020 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

506 creeper, speaking of masculinity, you'd mentioned something about splitting firewood wet the other day and I missed the hint. Could you share the secret?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 05:05 PM (9nwlC)

507 Every time feminists screech about defeating the male gaze Pornhub gets another million clicks. This is not gonna end well.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2020 05:05 PM (bCLt0)

508 "into licking a candy push pop that Miller and another boy had wiped in a bathroom urinal," according a police report.

"I am extremely sorry about the bullying incident that occurred in 2016 while I was in eighth grade. I was young, immature, and feel terrible about my actions," he said.


"But, OTOH, I did get a punk to lick a push pop that we'd wiped in a urinal, so there's that. Shoulda been there! We were laughing our asses off!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2020 05:05 PM (eqpxU)

509 Queens Gambit is good all the way through. Keep watching, almost no sjw stuff, which is rare.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (r+sAi)

___

Cool. I'm interested in it since I'm a chess nerd. But I assumed it would be non-stop SJW bullshit. I'll check it out now.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 05:05 PM (22mNy)

510 Gaming is going down the shit path at an alarming
rate.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 29, 2020 05:04 PM (+3rQF)


What happens first ? The United States dissolves, or we actually get a release of Starfield ?

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 05:05 PM (B3WeQ)

511 503 Jai Alai with random exploding balls is a sport I would actually watch.
Posted by: Tom Servo


May the odds be ever in your favor!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 05:04 PM (0R8lo)

How about that games the Mayans played? It was something like Jai Alai but the losing team got ritually sacrificed to the gods.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (lgiXo)

512 The only good new content I've seen in the last several years was RDR 2, and the amazing Horizon Zero Dawn.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 29, 2020 05:04 PM (+3rQF)


RDR2 was really good. Witcher 3 isn't bad either. Those are the first from either series that I've played.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (t+qrx)

513 446 >>whoa Pennsylvania fraternal order of police endorses trump

What took them so long?

Posted by: common sense at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (UCCfH)

514 @472 Romeo 13"somehow saying Men are now the exact same as women, will make it true."

In the defense of the delusional, there are a lot of super-woke, chivalrous men who are doing their darndest to accommodate female hysteria and prove they are incapable of the slightest task without a woman to assist them and therefore equal.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (S5OQe)

515 Jai Alai with random exploding balls is a sport I would actually watch.

Put it on a minefield with randomly remotely armed/disarmed mines and I'll tune in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (SchxB)

516 Michael Moore is sounding the alarm bells again. He's not saying Trump's going to win, but he's clearly worried.


"Listen, don't believe these polls, first of all, and second of all the Trump vote is always being undercounted," Moore said.

Posted by: WisRich at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (G0vdT)

517 463

Isn't Deanna Troi where the idea of empaths came from?

hardly. there was a tos episode *titled* "the empath".

Posted by: Anachronda at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (sGtp+)

518 Comics books are kind of gay, tbh. Not sure when it became cool to dork out over faggots in spandex who refuse to suck my dick.

Posted by: Big Mike at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (CLu5T)

519 Nickelodeon had one of those silly "Kid vote" things but didn't like the result, so they took away 130,000 votes to get the result they wanted.

https://is.gd/VYd5lG

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (OeBYn)

520 510 Gaming is going down the shit path at an alarming
rate.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 29, 2020 05:04 PM (+3rQF)

What happens first ? The United States dissolves, or we actually get a release of Starfield ?

Posted by: English Lycanthrope at Octo
===

A quick turn. I remember reading articles 5 and 6 years ago proclaiming we were entering a golden age of pc gaming.

Posted by: Augustine at October 29, 2020 05:07 PM (Alp4m)

521 Gaming is going down the shit path at an alarming rate.

-

My kids played the Ori and the Blind Forest (I think that's right) game last year when we found it for $5 on Steam. Beautiful side scroller. Worth the time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 05:07 PM (9nwlC)

522 The only good new content I've seen in the last several years was RDR 2, and the amazing Horizon Zero Dawn.

RDR 2 was fantastic, and I cried like Brian Stelter being told they'd run out of donuts when you know, that thing, happened.

I haven't played HZD yet, but I really got into Death Stranding, which runs on an upgraded version of HZD's engine. It's absolutely not for everyone though.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2020 05:07 PM (ZGrMX)

523 It's probably been said, but that's just a girl in a Batman mask. DC should sue.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2020 05:07 PM (l9m7l)

524
Who is Honor Harrington?

The BALD chick in the Star Trek movie?


That was the late, great Persis Khambatta, former Miss Universe. Very easy on the eyes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 05:07 PM (HaL55)

525 It remains their fault for upholding the will of a corrupt mayor, against the best interests of their peaceful neighbors. They have a choice - as do we all.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope

The city council has forbidden the use of tear gas etc but the cops are showing up for work and arresting people and being injured in the process. What are they supposed to do? Not show up and let the looters destroy everything?

I understand not arresting people for opening their businesses against Covid regulations or for not social distancing. Those police deserve,our contempt, but that's not what's happening in Philly.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (sd8p8)

526 >>>Isn't Deanna Troi where the idea of empaths came from?


Captain, I am sensing someone is about to get a lesson in Star Trek history.

Posted by: Lt. Deana Camel-Toe at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

527 Nickelodeon had one of those silly "Kid vote" things but didn't like the result, so they took away 130,000 votes to get the result they wanted.

https://is.gd/VYd5lG
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (OeBYn)

--

hahaha

Just like real life, kids.

Way to teach that lesson, Nick.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (9nwlC)

528
Oh, they're well on their way to defeating the male gaze... for good and all.

If I were twenty years younger and getting to that age, I'd be looking around the young ladies of America and saying "well, shit. I'm not gay. But I can't deal with this, either. I guess I'm just gonna go Japanese and buy a fancy doll."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (XJipD)

529 Honor Harrington TV series.

Do it!
Posted by: filbert


Every Honor harrington novel:

She's tall, has a psychic space cat, and doesn't see the obvious plot that's telegraphed in the first chapter. Did I mention she's tall.

Again, tall.

Also, psychic space cat.

Tall.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (416wY)

530 How about that games the Mayans played? It was something like Jai Alai but the losing team got ritually sacrificed to the gods.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


That'll definitely open up the salary cap.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (0R8lo)

531 creeper, speaking of masculinity, you'd mentioned something about splitting firewood wet the other day and I missed the hint. Could you share the secret?

Here's the secret to splitting firewood:
https://youtu.be/Y78IBn-Jq8A

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (YYlyE)

532
"Giving up your freedoms so you can get rid of Trump is like cutting off your balls so you don't have to wash them, anymore."
-- Awaken With JP

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (kgXbV)

533 @519 Victor Tango Kilo

Interesting. Weekly Reader used to run polls for elections when I was in school. The kids always got the president right. Every time.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (S5OQe)

534 What percentage of high school athletes are not bullies?
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM (lgiXo)

___

Eh. I played HS sports and never bullied anyone. Maybe I was doing it wrong, lol. The HS jock bully is more Hollywood than real life I think. Obviously they exist but in no greater percentages than any other HS group.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 05:09 PM (22mNy)

535 My friend and I have been doing a co-op game play of The Forest the last few months. We got it for less than 10 bucks during the Steam summer sale and it has been a shit of fun.

Posted by: Augustine at October 29, 2020 05:09 PM (Alp4m)

536 newd

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut in at October 29, 2020 05:09 PM (CPk08)

537 *ton*

Posted by: Augustine at October 29, 2020 05:09 PM (Alp4m)

538 So what I got out of this thread is "huggable backsides".
Which is good.
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2020 04:55 PM


Seriously? It's not like you scamps don't talk about me two or three times a week here.

Posted by: Brie Larson at October 29, 2020 05:09 PM (DMUuz)

539 OT but I think the reason Bruce Springsteen wants to move to Australia if Trump wins is because he was looking at an alphabetical list of countries and Aardvark is not a country.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 05:10 PM (lgiXo)

540 A quick turn. I remember reading articles 5 and 6 years ago proclaiming we were entering a golden age of pc gaming.
Posted by: Augustine



Yeah. We now have the equipment that can run the game engine, and they have no new ideas.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 05:10 PM (0R8lo)

541 529 Honor Harrington TV series.

Do it!
Posted by: filbert

Every Honor harrington novel:

She's tall, has a psychic space cat, and doesn't see the obvious plot that's telegraphed in the first chapter. Did I mention she's tall.

Again, tall.

Also, psychic space cat.

Tall.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (416wY)

Oh, and genetically engineered Super Woman.

Who will outfight and outshoot anyone.

And is not only empathic, but a military genius.

And Tall.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 05:10 PM (NgKpN)

542 https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRRJPRoLri9L-18afxOK3LTjQvN8nS1KmSccITUaJu&s

Posted by: jwmiii at October 29, 2020 05:10 PM (ii2y5)

543 The average woman, meanwhile, expanded from 152 pounds to 169 pounds while her height remained steady at just under 5 feet, 4 inches.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2020 04:36 PM (qlFIA)



Hahaha hahaha haha hahaha breathe and haha haha haha hahaha!!!
I've been 5'9" since high school! My weight fluctuated between 130 and 150 until I hit 45yrs. Now days I am considerably fluffier and I don't fucking care!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 29, 2020 05:10 PM (Vxu+H)

544
I stand duly corrected, and, rather than being amazed anymore, I shall simply laugh at the stupidity, and hope that their fans find something more fun elsewhere.

Could be a good thing, all things considered. Allow for some fresh, original thinking, and new ideas and characters.

One of the virtues of manga (aside from certain series that shall not be named) is that they come to a conclusion. The characters' stories are resolved, they have their endings, and, for the series that I was fond of, anyhow, you were left wanting more, LOTS more, and the stories and characters remained memorable and fresh to you in the years to come.

Western comics seem incapable of doing such a thing. o.O
Posted by: Kinley Ardal

========

lol, I know more about the politics behind these deveopments than the content itself, because I don't read comics! (But I still know very little.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 05:11 PM (G51Gf)

545 The city council has forbidden the use of tear gas etc but the cops are
showing up for work and arresting people and being injured in the
process. What are they supposed to do? Not show up and let the looters
destroy everything?


Not show up and let the citizenry defend themselves to their fullest abilities. As the situation currently sits - the looters are protected and the citizenry is still constrained by the mere presence of the police. Completely remove the police - and the citizenry has a chance. Right now, the citizenry doesn't.

The police are still acting as a tool of the mayor - who is putting his thumb on the scale in favor of the mob. Remove the thumb from the scale.


Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 05:11 PM (B3WeQ)

546 @527 Moron Robbie
They removed 60% of the votes.

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 29, 2020 05:11 PM (S5OQe)

547 Nickelodeon had one of those silly "Kid vote" things but didn't like the result, so they took away 130,000 votes to get the result they wanted.

https://is.gd/VYd5lG
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 29, 2020 05:06 PM (OeBYn)

I'm actually surprised that wasn't a link to the Bee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 05:12 PM (6FeV1)

548 > Nickelodeon had one of those silly "Kid vote" things but didn't like the result, so they took away 130,000 votes to get the result they wanted.

Were they voting not to get molested by Nickelodeon execs?

Posted by: Go 'way, toobin at October 29, 2020 05:12 PM (9p+wn)

549
Then there was Mad Magazine for the slightly more sophisticated young man.


Everything I know about politics I learned by reading Mad Magazine and the Usual Gang of Idiots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 05:12 PM (HaL55)

550 Disney has got to be thrilled about this. They've already spent millions on Star Wars Land, which was a ghost town even before Covid, and now they're in the middle of building Avengers Land while the comic book division of Marvel is poisoning the brand as fast as possible.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 29, 2020 05:13 PM (o/A0v)

551
Did you see that the biden-harris slogan is "truth - hope - decency"?

Aside from being opposite of reality, it's like they said hey these three words ranked highest in our focus groups, let's just throw them up there.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 29, 2020 05:13 PM (kgXbV)

552 "490 The books I'd **really** love to be made into a TV series though are Larry Correia's Monster Hunter International books.

Monsters vs. superior firepower.

And bonus: a secret U.S. Government is among the Bad Guys.

Posted by: filbert at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM (NiXyF) "



Yes, this.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 29, 2020 05:13 PM (6psdy)

553 T'Pol was smokin in 'Enterprise'

Actress in real life was kinda ..Meh.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 05:13 PM (3D/fK)

554 Who is a young kid gonna like? The scowling old lunatic grandpa who looks like he smells bad? Or the happy go lucky grandpa who looks like he's about to give you a fun toy that your parents never would?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 05:13 PM (6FeV1)

555 I am surprised that Movie hasn't gotten rebooted along with LOOKER, movies really ahead of their times

I've been on that crusade for over a decade, calling for a remake of Looker.

But Crichton is persona non grata in Hollywood after State of Fear, after he made them billions.

I'm sure the increase in average bulk on Americans has NOTHING to do with a huge flood from South of the Border. It the worst kept secret in the world how chubby Mexicans and South Americans tend to be

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

556 Besty Reed's response to Glenn Greenwald:

https://tinyurl.com/yxrtsvf6

Greenwald responds by publishing all the e-mails that were sent to him:

https://tinyurl.com/yykthppj

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 05:14 PM (cF8AT)

557 Gaming is going down the shit path at an alarming rate.



Retro gaming. It never changes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

558 Kathleen Kennedy was paid millions while she wrecked Star Wars, paid millions while Disney tried to figure out what to do next and will be paid millions to go away.

What's the down side for her?

She tried to file George Lucas's name off Star Wars and make it all about her. Star Wars fans would not swallow it so she banks her millions and sulks off to somewhere very nice and blames white males.

Wreck it, ride the wreckage until it impacts the earth while sucking all the money you can out of it then walk away and look for another host to parasite off of.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 29, 2020 05:15 PM (h0kaO)

559 truth - hope - decency"?


What are three things that have nothing to do with the Democrat party.

Posted by: Karnak the magnificent at October 29, 2020 05:15 PM (6FeV1)

560 Greenwald responds by publishing all the e-mails that were sent to him:


Bam. Bam. Bam.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 05:15 PM (oVJmc)

561 Did you see that the biden-harris slogan is "truth - hope - decency"?


Democrats like to throw around the word hope. I don't know what they mean. I hope Hillary will disappear. Do they mean that kind of hope?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 05:16 PM (lgiXo)

562 The books I'd **really** love to be made into a TV series though are Larry Correia's Monster Hunter International books.

I have heard something about a film or TV series, but I can't confirm anything. I fear what Hollywood would do with the series though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

563 --The HS jock bully is more Hollywood than real life I think--

Yeah, not a lot of HS jocks go on to write for film and television but lots of maladjusted social outcasts who hated and resented the jocks do.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 29, 2020 05:17 PM (OeBYn)

564 489

This is fake news. Coyotes don't play ice hockey.

Posted by: Georgia state Rep. Dar'shun Kendrick at October 29, 2020 05:02 PM

I dunno. I learned this week from the Left that coyotes smuggle people across the US southern border.

So who knows what other skills coyotes have that we never knew about.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 05:17 PM (Do5/p)

565
I'm surprised that many kids voted for Trump. Teacher and mommy love dems, and dad won't talk about is Trump vote because he wants to keep his job.

I'd figure it to be like an 80-20 blowout, because most kids never hear much of anything but "orangemanbad" and occasionally "orangemannotsobadbutstillreallybad."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2020 05:18 PM (XJipD)

566 Do they support The so called Refugees and disarming us all as wella s Climate Change?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 29, 2020 05:19 PM (wGqjj)

567 RUMOR: Hunter PH account found, has personal p0rn, including with family member

Posted by: nothing but good things his whole life at October 29, 2020 05:21 PM (BBWrU)

568
That's not Picard.

Picard would talk to them and make a speech and then talk to them some more.


I think the Klingons would probably prefer the photon torpedoes...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at October 29, 2020 05:22 PM (Clxcy)

569 Hey. I'm 5' 11" and weighed 165 lbs up until I was 40. Then I gave up smoking and drinking. All downhill after that. LOL.

Posted by: Archer at October 29, 2020 05:22 PM (gmo/4)

570 231 "Not clicking the link."

You can trust Zombie.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2020 04:37 PM (3D/fK)

=====

Zombie is the Giver of Pain and Delight. You just have to be prepared for either eventuality.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 29, 2020 05:22 PM (dfRN6)

571 Gaming is going down the shit path at an alarming rate

Thankfully there will always be game designers and writers who don't crap up the place. And they're easier to get to and enjoy the work of than comics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 05:23 PM (KZzsI)

572 Here's the secret to splitting firewood:

https://youtu.be/Y78IBn-Jq8A

Posted by: bonhomme at October 29, 2020 05:08 PM (YYlyE)

Thank you, kind sir. I was out to lunch, as it turned out. I recommended splitting wood dry because that's how I've seen my neighbors do it. But I realized later that what they're splitting has actually already been split before. They're just taking it down to stove size.

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 05:23 PM (XxJt1)

573 I don't get it, someone splain it to me. How do for profit enterprises nearly intentionally destroy their businesses.

I get why, cults are a bitch, and employees don't give a fuck, but the one making, you know, the actual money would be expected to object.

My guess is that they are owned by Disney and are too small a piece of the pie for anybody in upper management to give a fuck about but I'm not sure that makes any sense.

Disney is betting big on streaming and the MCU universe is the crown jewel of their modern IP and they are planning on making miniseries out individual characters, what the fuck are they thinking.

Posted by: Hevel Varik at October 29, 2020 05:23 PM (quVbM)

574 ^ will be Willowed ^ (heh I learned a term)

Posted by: Hevel Varik at October 29, 2020 05:25 PM (quVbM)

575 567 RUMOR: Hunter PH account has personal p0rn, including with family member

FOLLOW-UP: One of the reasons we know this is Hunter's account (RHEast) is because of the screen shot (below) where one of his browser pages open is "Joe Biden Smiling".

Posted by: Just call me Harper at October 29, 2020 05:25 PM (BBWrU)

576 The Hunter Biden reports are starting to make me queasy.

Posted by: creeper at October 29, 2020 05:25 PM (XxJt1)

577 The final episode of Star Trek NG showed the entire worldview and point of the show: their "God" figure Q magically allows them all to live and continue because humanity has "evolved" past violence and proven that they will try to talk their way out of every problem because Picard is so wonderful

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

578 Here is Hunter Biden's pornhub video:
*******
https://bit.ly/2HPe27F

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 05:25 PM (zXyVF)

579 My guess is that they are owned by Disney and are too small a piece of the pie for anybody in upper management to give a fuck about but I'm not sure that makes any sense

I think that's at the heart of it. Comic books sell very little these days, so their potential profit is a marginal note to Disney. As long as the movies make money, who cares about the profit or loss of comics? A big seller these days is like 20,000 copies.

Now I'm not one to mock that, I'm lucky to sell 50 copies of all my work combined in a month. But for comic books... that was something that would have been canceled in the 80s for poor sales.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2020 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

580 Besty Reed's response to Glenn Greenwald:

https://tinyurl.com/yxrtsvf6

Greenwald responds by publishing all the e-mails that were sent to him:

https://tinyurl.com/yykthppj
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 05:14 PM (cF8AT)
*************
Good for Greenwald being a principled journalist.
I would imagine in a Biden presidency the only scandals fit to print will be he ordered chocolate chip ice cream instead of vanilla.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2020 05:28 PM (+YYKs)

581 "Retro gaming. It never changes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 05:14 PM (oVJmc)"

Same reason I love these High School girls, man...

Posted by: David Wooderson at October 29, 2020 05:31 PM (FPur3)

582 @JamesRosenTV

EXCLUSIVE: A @TheJusticeDept official confirms that in 2019, the @FBI opened up a criminal investigation into "Hunter Biden and his associates," focused on allegations of money-laundering, and that it remains open and active today. More very soon on your
@WeAreSinclair stations.

Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2020 05:33 PM (cF8AT)

583 Though I don't read comix anymore-

I recently saw that DC had made a sequel to "Watchmen".

And was 99.999999% sure that it would suck diseased donkey balls.

But, it had pretty good reviews and there was that 0.000001% chance that it might only suck honeysuckle perfumed donkey balls,

so I went ahead and got it on Kindle.

I shoulda played the odds.

It sucked.

The DC comic world is simply broken. Even when they want to make something good. Even when they want to cater to their fans.

They still can't come up with a decent story. And still can't help but infuse it with extraneous SJW-retconning of the original story.

The very last panel of the comic shows you what they wanted and hoped their story would be,

and it's not a bad idea. It's actually hopeful.

But, they just couldn't give us the writing or the story to get to that end frame they wanted so badly,

to hold the meaning and feeling they ultimately wanted.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2020 05:34 PM (EERbD)

584 Saw Barbara Gordon aka the original Batgirl in a reference.

She joined ANTIFA.

Batman himself would kick her ass if he knew.

But as I said yesterday, the whole secret identity issue is now over. DNA tells the tale.

And yes, Uberman, I mean Superman, will have some sort of genetic code. And when it starts showing up where ever Clarke Kent shows up to report (like at a crime scene where Clarke has showed up) there goes his identity too.

So thats one thing I liked about the movie MCU. Very few are keeping secret identities. No more of those dumb masks. We have had to wear them now for the last six months. Can you see a superhero wearing them? No.

Posted by: Loki at October 29, 2020 06:01 PM (jQS4x)

585 "Averting the male gaze" - ya gotta love it when Woke Leftists and 17th century religious puritans lay down a picnic blanket and hang out in the middle of a Venn Diagram.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at October 29, 2020 06:05 PM (Yn6WC)

586 Weekly Reader...Does that still exist? Probably gone the way most other publicans have gone...Showing how boy and girl are the same, with illustrations. And you can have two daddies, its okay.

Posted by: Colin at October 29, 2020 06:06 PM (rVFYE)

587 Hellcat is Jessica Yaniv in Batman's mask.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 29, 2020 06:14 PM (IxDhF)

588 >>It's sinful for men to like looking at hot women's bodies

Hallo? Hell? I'd like to make a reservation for one, please. Yes, sometime after 2045 would be fine.

Posted by: fly at October 29, 2020 06:18 PM (7yzio)

589 62 I will take a male gaze over a dumpy lesbo any day.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 29, 2020 04:21 PM (haWye)

H-hi, there, uhh... how's it goin'?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2020 06:21 PM (H3MF8)

590 https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com /images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRRJPRoLri9L- 18afxOK3LTjQvN8nS1KmSccITUaJu&s

Posted by: jwmiii at October 29, 2020 05:10 PM (ii2y5)



That's easy for you to say.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

591 261 I grew up reading Archie comics and Richie Rich. I progressed to Scholastic paper backs when I started school. That is still a favorite all time memory. Ordering the books and the day they arrived.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 04:40 PM (2DOZq)

Ah, yes. The Scholastic book order forms.

My parents (they may have their failings and blind spots but they wanted me reading and they created a monster) restricted me to three books per book order.

I still have a few lying around here. The most well regarded is the World Almanac and Book of Facts that I got via the book order and since I got that edition, I have gotten one a year since.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 29, 2020 07:19 PM (3DJkT)

592 It remains their fault for upholding the will of a corrupt mayor, against the best interests of their peaceful neighbors. They have a choice - as do we all.
Posted by: English Lycanthrope at October 29, 2020 05:03 PM (B3WeQ)

You are part of the problem. Americans MUST respect police officers. "Police officer" and "God" to me are interchangeable terms. The cops in Philadelphia must be thanked for doing nothing during the riots, not criticized. They are just following orders.

Posted by: Michael Berry at October 29, 2020 07:40 PM (3DJkT)

593 I have the issue of Avengers with Hellcat's first appearance. Full page, drawn by George Perez.

I can always reread that.

Also, is it "defeating the male gaze" or just being unable to draw?

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