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Zuckerberg: We Censored the Hunter Biden Story Because an Unnamed Individual at the FBI Told Us to be On the Lookout for Russian Disinformation

Two possibilities:

1. The FBI gave him a general, nonspecific warning about Russian disinformation, and Zuckerberg is just using this as an excuse for his own company's partisan censorship.

2. More chillingly -- the FBI, which was sitting on the laptop for a year and thereby keeping the story bottled-up, took the extra step of poisoning the well and claiming that the story was Russian disinformation to Zuckerberg, to make sure it got censored if it did come out.

If Zuckerberg's telling the truth, it's #2.

Who is this person at the FBI doing extra credit homework for the Biden campaign? If he's assisting in censorship of public information, we have the right to know who he is.

Is it Christopher Wray, by any chance?

"One of the threats that the FBI has alerted our company and the public to was the possibility of a hack and leak operation in the days or weeks leading up to this election," Zuckerberg said. "So you had both public testimony from the FBI and in private meetings alerts that were given--at least to our company, I assume the others as well--that suggested we be on high alert and sensitivity that if a trove of documents appeared, that we should view that with suspicion that it might be part of a foreign manipulation attempt."

The FBI has had the computer and hard drive of Joe Biden's son Hunter Biden in its possession for almost a year.

More: Zuckerberg says the warning wasn't specifically about this story:

"Did the FBI contact you and say the New York Post story was false?" Johnson asked.

"Not about that story specifically," Zuckerberg replied.

When Johnson asked why Facebook chose to move forward in limiting the article's distribution, Zuckerberg claimed that it was because of "heightened alert" surrounding election interference by the Russians that they began to prevent the article from being widely shared.

"They alerted us to be on heightened alert around the risk of a hack and leak operation," Zuckerberg said. "To be clear on this, we didn't censor the content. We flagged it for fact-checkers to review and pending that review, we temporarily constrained the distribution to make sure it didn't spread wildly while it was being reviewed."

But it seems the allegedly nonspecific warning was in fact crafted to get this specific story censored.

Once again, I want to know who wrote this warning.

Posted by: Ace at 04:29 PM




Comments

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1 Hi there.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:30 PM (NiXyF)

2 First?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 04:30 PM (Z4rgH)

3 Fey Wrey

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 04:31 PM (yQpMk)

4 Third!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2020 04:31 PM (cfSRQ)

5 Dammit!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2020 04:31 PM (cfSRQ)

6 So editors, then.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 28, 2020 04:31 PM (Jo+80)

7 My money is on (2).

Posted by: goatexchange at October 28, 2020 04:31 PM (HgBj4)

8 The FBI must be disbanded.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

9 Disband the FBI

Posted by: Piratepatch at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (2Xrky)

10 We already knew that the FBI and the rest of the "intelligence community" were thoroughly infested with globalist anti-Americans.

This is just another confirmation.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (NiXyF)

11 In like Flynn

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (R5lpX)

12
Zuck, constitutionally unable to ask a simple question, "According to whom?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (pNxlR)

13 Name names.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (Z4rgH)

14 Nuke the FBI from orbit. And strap Wray to the nuke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

15 Way close to the top

Posted by: FtWorthMike at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (G0qhR)

16 I'm going with number two. Tucker Carlson alluded to this the other night, when he sideways commented on the FBI being a tool of the democrat party.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (kA3Cp)

17 I'll take what's behind door #2.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (nxdel)

18 Even I didn't have this advantage!

Posted by: Strelnikov at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (hKi6n)

19 Here's the thing.

What if it was "Russian disinformation". How is it Facebook's place to hide what it thinks is false or true? If they're JUST A PLATFORM THAT OTHERS PUBLISH ON?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

20 Zuck, Brin, and Jack to Congress:

Fuck You.

also

We own you. Literally.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (z79tQ)

21 Hey, I nooded the previous thread before posting here.

I was just feeling that It Was Time.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (NiXyF)

22 None of this matters unless something is actually done.

The simple fact is the GOP won't prosecute anyone anymore, because they know the media will just spin it as "GOING AFTER POLTICAL ENEMIES! LITERALLY FASCISM!" and they care more about their reputation than they do law and truth.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (ZR7kf)

23 Biden money is option 2.

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (88xKn)

24 It seems the FBI does everything except their jobs.

Abolish the FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (Z+IKu)

25 Big if true. Wray's gotta go

Posted by: zeera I should be writing right now at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (zUdXR)

26

That's funny. Because Sarah Palin's ADULT PREGNANT DAUGHTER "story" was huge fake news for weeks, at this time in 2008.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (vXLpE)

27 I mean an extremely cursory look at the information showed that it was valid right out of the box, so even if this was a reasonable excuse, it doesn't apply.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

28 this election will have consequences. consequences like others.

1984 cold war
1988 taxes
1992 enter the clinton crime family
2004 GWOT

but now we're at the point where we have tech censorship and a corrupt, swamp fbi, and democrats who want to pack the court and the senate.

it's existential even more than W's GWOT or Reagan's cold war.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (3XvN1)

29 Wray has the look of a smug shit weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

30 That makes it better?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (KnJdm)

31
The FBI is as corrupt through and through. They are actively working to push the agenda of the left.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (kw5n8)

32 Psssst...Zuck. Be on the lookout for Russian Disinformation.Pass it on....

Posted by: Shooter McGavin, FBI at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (4uSHG)

33 Why do we assume that it's one person in the FBI? It could be any and all of them. That org does not have any social capital left, as the left likes to say.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (nL4fk)

34 Zuckerberg is either not from this planet or he is a replicant. I can't be sure unless I can dissect his body.

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (gmo/4)

35 FBI giving him 'plausible deniability'.

What a co-in-ki- dink!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (NgKpN)

36 Willowed but funny:

Speaking of geniuses . . .

Dem Rep. Clyburn: GOP 'Stole' Supreme Court Seats From Obama

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)

37 Fire them all. Remove the FBI completely.

Posted by: Bosk at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (SWbVS)

38 Sigh. I know that Hannity likes to go on and on about the good men at the FBI, but I don't know if they exist.


Disband and start from scratch.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (ZCiJZ)

39 The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

40 It came to me in a flash at work today
What if Q Anon is Hunter?

Everything I know of Q reports is Hunter did it

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (OjZpE)

41 But, but 99.95% are good agents and great Americans...

Posted by: Hannity at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (Ojki1)

42 It's Ham and Eggers, all the way down.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (EM4Pb)

43 And Bobulinski said last night the FBI (along with Seal team) was making sure his family stayed safe. Dude.. really???

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (nxdel)

44 It will be worth Trump's reelection just for the firings right after.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (ptqGC)

45 I've always gotten the impression from Zuckerberg that he's a clueless dope, probably with extreme Asperger's, who has no idea what's right and wrong.

As fun as Jesse Eisenberg is as him in The Social Network, the real Zuckerberg doesn't strike me as some sort of malevolent genius, just a clueless one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 04:35 PM (NWM+b)

46 Seriously?

Zuckerberg is an idiot. He should have asked a question or ten.

Posted by: Dianna at October 28, 2020 04:35 PM (h8nNr)

47 Hi I am senator lindsay graham Fox won't let me beg for money on fox news any more can you help me defeat the negro democrat. Send donation to lindsay graham for senate.com

Posted by: lindsay at October 28, 2020 04:35 PM (rqDTC)

48 Anyone else notice that the NY Post is a Tabloid, now?

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 04:35 PM (EM4Pb)

49 I can only hate the FBI so much, ace, and I blew past these like 10 years ago.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)

50 Wray has the look of a smug shit weasel.

That's because he is a smug shit weasel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (nxdel)

51 And WTF is the FBI reporting to Social media companies?

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (OjZpE)

52 Out: The FBI are the good guys.
In: The FBI are the bad guys.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (HEEq1)

53 36
Willowed but funny:



Speaking of geniuses . . .



Dem Rep. Clyburn: GOP 'Stole' Supreme Court Seats From Obama

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)

And we got away with it, too!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (KnJdm)

54 Why do we assume that it's one person in the FBI? It could be any and all of them. That org does not have any social capital left, as the left likes to say.
Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (nL4fk)

The Ham & Eggers are straight shootin, stand up guys and gals. They're no more happy about this than you and I. Expect many of them to resign. blah blah blah....
*throws football*

Posted by: Sean Hammity at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (z79tQ)

55 27 I mean an extremely cursory look at the information showed that it was valid right out of the box, so even if this was a reasonable excuse, it doesn't apply.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

And they never even contacted Bobulinski. Which would be the FIRST thing they should do in a case like this.

To even try to verify information.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (NgKpN)

56 Why would a warning about foreign disinformation come from the FBI and NOT the CIA?

And I recall DNI Director Ratcliffe last week stating clearly that there was no evidence at all that the information on Hunter Biden's laptop was from "Russian disinformation".

Of course, Sen. Ed Markey( D) today in the hearing, said that the Hunter Biden information was from a Russian disnformation campaign and totally false.

Mr. Jen was so pissed he left the room. He doesn't understand how these congressional assholes can lie and slander people with zero consequences.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (kYy3P)

57 22 None of this matters unless something is actually done.

The simple fact is the GOP won't prosecute anyone anymore, because they know the media will just spin it as "GOING AFTER POLTICAL ENEMIES! LITERALLY FASCISM!" and they care more about their reputation than they do law and truth token political contributions.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (ZR7kf)

Suggested edit.

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)

58 I would love for some of these people who keep claiming "the FBI informed us of ..." as an excuse be thrown in jail until they can list five things the FBI has gotten right in the last three decades.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Mp+Ti)

59 Data Zuckerberg Lies, His mouth moved

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (asQlL)

60 Escape to Sugar Mountain

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (vuisn)

61 This is bad....very bad.

Posted by: Guy who thinks things are very bad at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Gd3Hn)

62 How craven can the FBI get.

Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (G0vdT)

63 37 Fire them all. Remove the FBI completely.
Posted by: Bosk at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (SWbVS)
===

I heard someone on a podcast say (I listen to a lot of podcasts so I can't remember which one) that the FBI was meant to be temporary and was supposed to go away after the threat from organized crime was resolved. Is that for real?

Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Alp4m)

64 We need to kill everyone on the 7th floor of FBI HQs in a very public and pornographic way. Then we need to return the FBI to domestic crime only. Ever since Clinton let them become double naught spies they've been fapping all over themselves. Let them focus on American criminals.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Jc739)

65 39 The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Death Valley.

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)

66 Can we foia request any communication fbi had with facebook?

Posted by: Eli Cash at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (67sg6)

67 >>Dem Rep. Clyburn: GOP 'Stole' Supreme Court Seats From Obama


We also kept him from becoming a Farmer!

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (EM4Pb)

68 I think it is a combination of 1 2. The FBI wanted to keep all of this quiet and all Zuckerberg needed was an excuse.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (E8fen)

69 Have you noticed that there is never anyone in the FBI to give Republicans or conservatives a heads-up? Where are all those honest agents who disagree with their corrupted leaders? Remember all,those that were going to resign en masse?

Yeah, no.

If/when Trump wins the re-election the FBI should be the first in line for swamp draining.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (nL4fk)

70 If Biden is elected (vomits violently), Wray will be just one of hundreds of shit weasels Joe will infest the FBI with. He'll make Bathhouse Barry look like a piker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

71 I've always gotten the impression from Zuckerberg that he's a clueless
dope, probably with extreme Asperger's, who has no idea what's right and
wrong.



People who have no idea of right or wrong are psychopaths.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (ZCiJZ)

72 Invest in wood-chipper futures.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (HEEq1)

73 >>> Disband the FBI

No government agency is essential. The function may be, but not that structure.

The private sector restructures all the time.

Posted by: fluffy at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (FgJKq)

74 #1, #2, whatever.

Zuckerberg is all-in on disrupting this election, whether he blames the FBI or not. Do I think that FBI perfidy may be at play? Sure - there's no reason not to. Do I believe that Zuck needed that pretext? No, not for a moment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)

75 Fire them all. Remove the FBI completely.

Posted by: Bosk at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (SWbVS)


Never trust a gubmint outfit that you can't lie to, but they can lie to you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (Z4rgH)

76 53 36
Willowed but funny:



Speaking of geniuses . . .



Dem Rep. Clyburn: GOP 'Stole' Supreme Court Seats From Obama

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (+y/Ru)

And we got away with it, too!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (KnJdm)

Who knew those damn meddling kids were REPUBLICANS.

Posted by: Scooby Doo at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (NgKpN)

77 Speaking of internal traitors, Miles Taylor, an ex-DHS official under Kristjen Nielson, has just proudly told the NYT that he was the author of the "Anonymous" piece a couple years ago detailing how staffers in the Trump administration were conspiring together to block everything that Trump was trying to accomplish. He quit the DHS in 2019, and had been the Security Chief of Staff.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (Kpl3J)

78 68 >>Dem Rep. Clyburn: GOP 'Stole' Supreme Court Seats From Obama


We also kept him from becoming a Farmer!
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (EM4Pb)

===========

"He was going to kill Kennedy and RBG once Garland was on the court. That's what I mean by the plural."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (NWM+b)

79 Pics or it didn't happen ...

or in this case: phone records / names ...

If it was off the record, fine, how did Zuck know to apply it to this story and not, say, Trump's tax returns?

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (LPnfS)

80 Is nobody in the FBI politically independent?

It's almost like the whole agency is now the EPA or something.

Posted by: Blago at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (gkdnV)

81 And the name of the individual from the FBI that contacted FB? Also, can you produce a copy of said communication from this FBI employee?

No, please Mr. Zuckerburg. Go ahead and make a call and have someone email me the info. I'll wait. With you being one of the most powerful men in Silicon Valley with vast electronic resources at your disposal, I'm sure you can get that info for us in less that 5 minutes.

If it was that important for the FBI to pass along this information to FB, this should be easy enough to verify (or debunk) right there on the spot.

Posted by: Shinjinrui at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (Gb130)

82 Name names.
Posted by: GnuBreed

This! Otherwise it's not an acceptable answer. Time for bamboo slivers under the fingernails.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...my gun ain't smoking yet at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (8968c)

83 As annoying as MUMR is, I have to agree here: Trump is their FUCKING BOSSS WHY DOES HE SIT AROUND WATCHING THIS CRAP AND NOT CLEAN HOUSE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

84 Biden money is option 2.
Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (88xKn)


Well yeah... because who doesn't want them some of the filthy chinese lucre.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (R5lpX)

85 49 I can only hate the FBI so much, ace, and I blew past these like 10 years ago.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)

I thought that, then discovered my well of hate could be dug deeper.

Surprise!

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (Ojki1)

86 I think it is a combination of 1 2. The FBI wanted to keep all of this quiet and all Zuckerberg needed was an excuse.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (E8fen)

---------------

What was the FBI's reason for keeping it quiet more than a year out from the election when Biden was not even the candidate?

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (nL4fk)

87 Zuckerberg looks like an alien. Jack Dorsey looks like he's becoming the thinner version of the unabomber with a longer beard and the guy who does the "GodinHistory" twitter thing thinks Dorsey has major spiritual problems

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (WkPC9)

88 Trump needs to fire Wray yesterday

Posted by: spypeach at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (Up/Jb)

89 Who knew the swamp would be a larger task than the stables of King Augeas.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (51WJ2)

90 Cruz et al can yell at these people on zoom meetings all they want It but means nothing unless and until these assholes are held in contempt or indicted for perjury.

Posted by: Eli Cash at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (67sg6)

91 Zuckerberg is either not from this planet or he is a replicant. I can't be sure unless I can dissect his body.
Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (gmo/4)

Will just his head work?

He wouldn't miss it and it would be easier to ship.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (Z+IKu)

92 Zuck might be lying about being contacted by the FBI.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (q177U)

93 39 The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Death Valley.

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)


The bottom of the Marianas Trench.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (Z4rgH)

94 Mr. Jen was so pissed he left the room. He doesn't understand how these
congressional assholes can lie and slander people with zero
consequences.


Well, if they are democrats, they are above the law. Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (ZCiJZ)

95 Close the FBI entirely. Fire every single employee with no pension.

When they complain, tell them to be thankful.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (6FeV1)

96 @deneenborelli

Wow! Head-to-head matchup ⁩@realDonaldTrump⁩ is getting 30% of the Black vote via ⁦@Rasmussen_Poll⁩ ⁦
@BlackVoices4DJT⁩ #BlackVoicesForTrump

https://tinyurl.com/y6p9gxsk

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (cF8AT)

97 It came to me in a flash at work today
What if Q Anon is Hunter?

Everything I know of Q reports is Hunter did it
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (OjZpE)


I could be convinced that Hunter actually was brought in on the mother of all psy-ops, in return for a guarantee of no-prosecution, or even of a pardon.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (NiXyF)

98 >>Can we foia request any communication fbi had with facebook?


"Absolutely."

" And we would LOVE nothing more, literally NOTHING more, than to give those files to you..."

"however... "

"It seems that due to snafu involving a low ranking agent in our Cincinatti Field Office..."

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (EM4Pb)

99 It's almost like the whole agency is now the EPA or something.

"Hey, now, we crap in a coffee can by the desk, not in the hallway like those heathens."
--FBI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (KZzsI)

100 Name the name and then it's pistols at dawn.

Might as well be something in it for us.

Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (0hjgv)

101

Fire Nov 4th

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (sfhL4)

102 Option 3 is that Zuckerberg just admitted to being a governmental asset.

Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (w7KSn)

103 I've always gotten the impression from Zuckerberg that he's a clueless dope, probably with extreme Asperger's, who has no idea what's right and wrong.

As fun as Jesse Eisenberg is as him in The Social Network, the real Zuckerberg doesn't strike me as some sort of malevolent genius, just a clueless one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 04:35 PM

That is the exact danger of a current Harvard education. It serves to actually turn clueless bright people into malevolent bright people.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (tkyK5)

104 At this rate, The Boogaloo Boys and The Proud Boys will end up being the moderate wing of The Right.

It's not just shit that got real; the entire sewage system got real.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (HEEq1)

105 Zuckerberg looks like an alien. Jack Dorsey looks like he's becoming the
thinner version of the unabomber with a longer beard and the guy who
does the "GodinHistory" twitter thing thinks Dorsey has major spiritual
problems


Doesn't Musk have some sort of chip in his brain?

/all of the Masters of our Universe are freaks?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (ZCiJZ)

106 Dem Rep. Clyburn: GOP 'Stole' Supreme Court Seats From Obama


We also kept him from becoming a Farmer!

-
And we wouldn't let him be perfectly clear!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (+y/Ru)

107 Can't wait for Shipwreckedcrew and the other DOJ/FBI apologists on Twitter to remind us all that we just don't under stand how the DOJ/FBI really work...

He has been tssk tssk-ing people for even suggesting that Trump bring in an outsider to oversee the cleanup of the FBI. He claims that the rank and file agents will not respect an outsider... so of course we have to hire a career insider to cleanup the FBI.

I say bring in one of the 94 US Marshals to be the head of the FBI and start reduction-in-force (RIF) of the HQ staff immediately. 20% of the FBI at J. Edgar Hoover building should get RIF'd... as both a start and a warning to the rest.


Posted by: Nevyan at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (a7HML)

108 BREAKING NEWS: Michigan Morons will have the special, and rare opportunity to see, in person, and rally for Barack H. Obama and Joseph R. Biden THIS Saturday.

Given Mr. Biden's NINE point lead in the polls in Michigan, it's possible this opportunity won't pass by again this Election season. Don't miss it!

Posted by: Moron News Service at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (DMUuz)

109 An important item here is Zuck admitting to it.Of the big tech ogliarchs he seems to be the one most likely to flip if it truly starts crashing down.Fakebooks walked back some of its more egregious actions (banning the bee for example)
News orgs have always been trash, though only in the last 20 years have they started to believe their own shit
Jack seems to be a true blue believer.
Alphabet Amazon think its so close and that they can win
The payment processors are faceless and behind the scenes (though come on man, put the CFPB to work on them)
Sweat Zuck on the victory roast and even more will come out

Posted by: HowardDevore at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (6sAgs)

110 Trump fake-complaining that he can't read his teleprompter, going ad-lib big-time at the wrap-up of the rally.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (NiXyF)

111 73 >>> Disband the FBI

Hear! Hear!
The FBI has become the Democrats Strong Arm Enforcement

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (OjZpE)

112 49 I can only hate the FBI so much, ace, and I blew past these like 10 years ago.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)


You've had it up to down there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (KnJdm)

113 Is Farcebook still censoring the story?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (oAY8z)

114 Zuck might be lying about being contacted by the FBI.

I have no doubt he was contacted, in a general sense, as Ace says about choice #1. Still doesn't help him any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (KZzsI)

115 And why would this individual from the FBI remain unnamed? Get the name. Put Zuk under oath and get the name.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (o2MD2)

116 What was the FBI's reason for keeping it quiet more than a year out from the election when Biden was not even the candidate?

@@@

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's more than one hand but they have something in common (Paul Pelosi, the Catchup King's kid, get the pattern?)

Posted by: Piratepatch at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (2Xrky)

117 Icing on the rage cake for me, was reading Nextdoor this afternoon. A woman I know was complaining about our idiot mayor, and a bunch of recent transplant locusts decided to make everyone love them by ridiculing anyone who isn't voting for Biden.

GA will go blue next election, if not this one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

118 Greg Abbott

My office has contacted the Texas Attorney General's office about this video.
An investigation will determine if voter fraud has occurred.
If so, it will be prosecuted.
Voter fraud won't be tolerated in Texas.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (asQlL)

119 Zuckerberg is either not from this planet or he is a replicant. I can't be sure unless I can dissect his body.
Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (gmo/4)

Mein Voight-Kampf

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (6FeV1)

120 If Trump wins, we need to look at every organization's level of corruptness to determine if it can be fixed or needs to be destroyed. The FBI will anchor the "DESTROY" side of the scoring.

Posted by: iandeal at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (vgGyZ)

121 7 Icing on the rage cake for me, was reading Nextdoor this afternoon. A woman I know was complaining about our idiot mayor, and a bunch of recent transplant locusts decided to make everyone love them by ridiculing anyone who isn't voting for Biden.

GA will go blue next election, if not this one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
*****
NO IT WON'T

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM (asQlL)

122 >>Voter fraud won't be tolerated in Texas.


'All My Exes Vote in Texas'

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM (EM4Pb)

123 94 39 The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Death Valley.

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)

The bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (Z4rgH)

Asteroid Psyche

Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM (0hjgv)

124 Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (ZCiJZ)

I don't know about the Google guy-the current CEO, I mean. He may not look weird, but I think he spent most of his life in India, so that might explain why he doesn't really understand about America or a Republic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM (WkPC9)

125 At this rate, The Boogaloo Boys and The Proud Boys will end up being the moderate wing of The Right.



It's not just shit that got real; the entire sewage system got real.

Posted by: zombie


They ARE moderates! That's how far the wheel has turned.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM (51WJ2)

126 68 >>Dem Rep. Clyburn: GOP 'Stole' Supreme Court Seats From Obama

***

Clyburn's 80 this year and he's only got one setting and that's yelling "Racissss!"

And again, here's another Democrat who's well past it and still hanging on to power like a Kardashian on a basketball player.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM (Mp+Ti)

127 BREAKING NEWS: Michigan Morons will have the special, and rare opportunity to see, in person, and rally for Barack H. Obama and Joseph R. Biden THIS Saturday.

@@@

will there be a kidnapping?

Posted by: Piratepatch at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM (2Xrky)

128

*snap!*

Posted by: the sound of the neck of another lying traitor to America, after it made him a multi-Billionaire at October 28, 2020 04:43 PM (sy5kK)

129 Is Farcebook still censoring the story?

They never did a very good job of censoring it, I was able to post all kinds of stuff about it right from the start. I didn't even get one of those obnoxious "this isn't part of the narrative" bullcrap fact check overlays.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:43 PM (KZzsI)

130 The bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM


What did I ever do to you?

Posted by: Whale Poop at October 28, 2020 04:43 PM (DMUuz)

131
Zuck was under oath right?

That should be a flaming skull.

And for the record... The FBI didnt call anybody. The FBI is an organizational chart made up of people's names.

I want to know which people made the call. They have names.

Name them.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2020 04:43 PM (nw6Hr)

132 123 94 39 The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minot ND

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 04:43 PM (OjZpE)

133 Must keel Moose and squirrel.

Posted by: That old guy who likes Rocky and Bullwinkle at October 28, 2020 04:43 PM (9IdCK)

134 96 @deneenborelli

Wow! Head-to-head matchup @realDonaldTrump is getting 30% of the Black vote via @Rasmussen_Poll
@BlackVoices4DJT #BlackVoicesForTrump

https://tinyurl.com/y6p9gxsk
Posted by: Tami


This one stats obliterates all other polling.

30% of nationwide black vote going for Trump?

That's a landslide for him.

Even 20% would be a landslide.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (HEEq1)

135 The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Oklahoma City.

Posted by: Frodo T. Baggins at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (a7HML)

136 https://twitter.com/godinhistory/

This is the Twitter thread which shows a before and after picture of Dorsey. Yikes:

Scroll down.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (WkPC9)

137 will there be a kidnapping?
Posted by: Piratepatch at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM (2Xrky)

Only if Biden's handlers get distracted by something shiny and Old Gropey decides it's time to show off his leg hair again.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (c+XL5)

138 127
BREAKING NEWS: Michigan Morons will have the special, and rare
opportunity to see, in person, and rally for Barack H. Obama and Joseph
R. Biden THIS Saturday.



@@@



will there be a kidnapping?

Posted by: Piratepatch at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM (2Xrky)

Will there be a child-offering?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (KnJdm)

139 *flamethrows flounder*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (GbPPJ)

140 The Guo/Bannon Consortium has goods on
Zuckerberg in bed with the Bidens.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (/wRdn)

141 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR THE FBI AND FACEBOOK WORKING TOGETHER TO HELP ELECT JOE BIDEN

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (22mNy)

142 A biological weapon of mass-destruction is being detonated in Arizona right now.


You can watch the Trump covid super-spreader event on Fox.


Just over...sorry. But It's Trump...he'll do more..

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (v2c9/)

143 http://dailym.ai/2TuNMSi
*******
Black man who was attacked by deranged 'Karen' who threw an adorable puppy at him adopts the dog    | Daily Mail Online

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (asQlL)

144
Body Language Ghost does Bobolinsky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuVG2Lz0rYE

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (vXLpE)

145 Most ridiculous dog name I have ever seen:
Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (hYcqw)

146 c
o
u
p

Posted by: Gilded at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (BRkq2)

147 Forget firing Wray. Let's see if we can charge this prick for all his Deep State misdeeds.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (VWp7G)

148 13 Name names.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 04:32 PM (Z4rgH)


THIS!!!!

We know the EFF BEE EYE is led by traitors, we just don't know how far down the rot and decay goes.

Posted by: the sound of the neck of another lying traitor to America, after it made him a multi-Billionaire at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (sy5kK)

149 He is lying.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (JUOKG)

150 So who gives a shit of the FBI told that dick Zuck disinformation may be released. HTF did they know what was disinformation???

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (jUVms)

151 >> This one stat obliterates all other polling.

Posted by: Housewife in Toledo at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (EM4Pb)

152 Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (HEEq1)
+++++++++
zombie3379.jpg is a continuous winner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw)

153 It looks to me that we are worse than a third world banana republic.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (pw+jk)

154 >>>Most ridiculous dog name I have ever seen:
Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III



What about NASCAR driver Dick Trickle?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (VWp7G)

155 30% of nationwide black vote going for Trump?



That's a landslide for him.



Even 20% would be a landslide.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (HEEq1)


PLEASE let there be an epic landslide. I've never gloated over a presidential win, but I'm ready to. There are people in mine and my husband's lives who deserve gloating.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

156 That's a landslide for him.

Even 20% would be a landslide.
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (HEEq1)

If the media reports it. Seems to me at this point they can say and do anything they want.

Posted by: spypeach at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (Up/Jb)

157 The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Death Valley.

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)

The bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: GnuBreed

They can't all fit in my trench!

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (+y/Ru)

158 Who is this person at the FBI doing extra credit homework for the Biden campaign?


I'm giving the FBI a F--, which is "See me after class so we can dismantle your corrupt federal agency."

Posted by: teacher pookysgirl at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (XKZwp)

159 Isn't Zuckerberg implicated by something on the hard drive? I don't remember where I heard that (probably here, but I don't have a link).

Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (kOpft)

160 "As punishment, all agents are required to attend another 3-month white privilege sensitivity training course in Maui -- all expenses paid with a $1,000 per diem -- stat!" -- Director Wray, Fecklessness.Betrayal.Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (C0uBP)

161 When PDT wins re-election it will be against all the odds and the swamp..And when we win, I want to go after all these fucks with a vengence

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (OVEfo)

162 156
That's a landslide for him.



Even 20% would be a landslide.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (HEEq1)



If the media reports it. Seems to me at this point they can say and do anything they want.

Posted by: spypeach at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (Up/Jb)

Anyone seen the actual poll yet? I am skeptical.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (KnJdm)

163 As annoying as MUMR is, I have to agree here: Trump is their FUCKING BOSSS WHY DOES HE SIT AROUND WATCHING THIS CRAP AND NOT CLEAN HOUSE
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

As has been stated on here many times, FBI directors have to be nominated, then confirmed in the Senate. Trump doesn't get to simply hire someone.

Also, there are myriad laws in place protecting the jobs of government employees from being fired. Trump just issued an EO to remove some of those protections, which of course will be litigated by the various and numerous unions that government employees belong. He can't simply say everyone is fired. For one thing, the FBI has hundreds of local and state offices that actually are doing some decent work , such as the 45 children that were rescued in Ohio last weekend from being trafficked. A story that got almost no attention that Liz Claman on FBN was lived over yesterday, because she and one reporter on the Hill are the only ones besides OANN that even reported it. She actually used an expletive and had to apologize after the commercial break she was so angry that the media in the US has become nothing but political machines , not news.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (kYy3P)

164


Mmmmmm.

The taste of Chinese ass.

- Mark Kelly, Democrat for AZ Senate

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 04:47 PM (sy5kK)

165 If Trump wins, we need to look at every organization's level of corruptness to determine if it can be fixed or needs to be destroyed. The FBI will anchor the "DESTROY" side of the scoring.
Posted by: iandeal at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (vgGyZ)


Up for deletion:
FBI
CIA
Department of Education
Corporation for Public Broadcasting

(a very, very incomplete list)

(Legit functions of FBI/CIA to be taken up by less corrupt existing agencies, if any, or by completely new agencies. DoEd/CPB to be extinguished with extreme prejudice)

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:47 PM (NiXyF)

166 93
Zuck might be lying about being contacted by the FBI.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2020 04:39 PM (q177U)

Which the FBI should be able to deny, since it isn't going to be a special agent in the Phoenix office contacting Faceplant on his own, it will be much higher up and logged in.

Right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 28, 2020 04:47 PM (E8fen)

167 After trump wins he needs to have a night of the long knives.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 04:47 PM (9Om/r)

168 BREAKING NEWS: Michigan Morons will have the special, and rare opportunity to see, in person, and rally for Barack H. Obama and Joseph R. Biden THIS Saturday.




Bloomberg "News" is very very excited about this. Not a word about the Trump rallies well only that at his rallies he attempts to tarnish Biden with statements that Biden has never actually made. Sure Jan.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 04:47 PM (mpeBU)

169 156 That's a landslide for him.

Even 20% would be a landslide.
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (HEEq1)

========

20% ends the Democratic Party as a national concern.

I'd predict about 13-15% this year, though, matched with decreased overall black turnout.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (NWM+b)

170 Asteroid Psyche

Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2020 04:42 PM


I thought that was the one we were saving for SMOD?

Well, I guess a little extra mass due to all of the corrupt FBI agents couldn't hurt.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (tkyK5)

171 118
Greg Abbott



My office has contacted the Texas Attorney General's office about this video.

An investigation will determine if voter fraud has occurred.

If so, it will be prosecuted.

Voter fraud won't be tolerated in Texas.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (asQlL)
This is what is so great about O'Keefe's work. Even if you don't bust every single one of them, they all have to assume the risk of being secretly video-recorded, which stifles trust and communication between operatives. It makes it much harder to do what they've been doing.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (0V/8D)

172 Anyone seen the actual poll yet? I am skeptical.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (KnJdm)

It's at the link I posted.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (cF8AT)

173
Dudes, it's just that they have to handle these things gingerly in an election year, not pursuing slam-dunk cases or using hard evidence to pressure key witnesses, so they can do things by the book and forestall politicization of law enforcement - slow-walking investigations for political purposes is totally the way you do that - and they certainly would never try covering for Biden or leaking things like this to his friendly media faction because Barr runs a tight ship and has the best ham-and-eggers in the FBI on this situation and it's confined to some bad guys on the top floor except for him, who couldn't possibly know about any of this anyway because Trump appointed him and Trust the Plan.

Does that about cover it?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (XJipD)

174 157 The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Death Valley.

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)

The bottom of the Marianas Trench.

Posted by: GnuBreed

They can't all fit in my trench!

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (+y/Ru)

________


Greenland FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (C0uBP)

175 As annoying as MUMR is, I have to agree here: Trump is their FUCKING BOSSS WHY DOES HE SIT AROUND WATCHING THIS CRAP AND NOT CLEAN HOUSE
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)


The problem is that they DON'T think that Trump is their boss. They think "We Work For The American People."

No.

The President works for the American People.
You work for the President.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (NiXyF)

176 He's lying his ass off.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (GA8EQ)

177 Let's step back for a moment. What part of section 230 allows a common carrier (facebook) to censor content? Does that same law allow the telephone companies to cut you off in mid-sentence?

FBI or not, this is still bullshit.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (AiZBA)

178 As has been stated on here many times, FBI directors have to be nominated, then confirmed in the Senate. Trump doesn't get to simply hire someone.

Over 35,000 people work at the FBI. How many of them are confirmed by the Senate? Like, 2? Don't hand me that crap

How many of them by constitutional law work for the President of the United States as part of his cabinet and executive department? Oh yeah ALL OF THEM.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

179 152 Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (HEEq1)
+++++++++
zombie3379.jpg is a continuous winner.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw)


Oh my. There may be a new desktop background in my future.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (Pky7X)

180 We know it's choice #2. It's always been choice #2. Schumer, of all assholes, was NOT kidding when he warned DJT about how the intelligence community can come at you 20 different ways. When we finally get to stumble across the Marxist Rats stacked in the streets like cordwood, right before we toss them onto the nightly funeral pyres (look, AlWhore and DiCRAPio, we're saving electricity!!), if we should stumble upon any of the Deep S-ers or RINO Rats, we will paint pentagrams on their foreheads in symbolism of their betrayals. . . . . .and toss them onto the hottest kindling. Their worthless phosphates will then join with their horrid Marx Rat fellows in being tossed into the pig sties. . . . to be mixed with their base elements.

Posted by: H8 Marxist & Deep State Rats at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (5DfsO)

181 I see FBI HQs in Newark or Baltimore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (Jc739)

182 rare opportunity to see, in person, and rally for Barack H. Obama and Joseph Biden

DEMONSTRATE A DINGUS WITH AN APPARATUS THAT SQUIRTS WARM YOGURT

Posted by: Banned with a baby ruth in a punchbowl at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (14U/H)

183 O's handlers clearly have never relinquished control of the executive branch.

Posted by: Gilded at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (BRkq2)

184 After trump wins he needs to have a night of the long knives.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 04:47 PM (9Om/r)

Several nights.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (5FCda)

185 Disband the FBI, hand its facilities and caseload to the US Marshals. Put a 10 year moratorium on any ex-FBI personnel being hired by the FedGov in any capacity.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (c+XL5)

186 My BFF in NV is married to a retired FBI agent, and he's the most nasty, partisan hack I've ever met. He worked in the Clinton administration.


The last time I visited her when they lived in Cabo, he was so rude and let me (and her) know he didn't appreciate visitors. I walked on eggshells around him for the few days I was there.

I haven't seen her in the years since, and apparently he doesn't encourage her traveling and visiting friends.

The FBI can DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

187 The FBI is a democrat cover up organization masquerading as a law enforcement agency.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (pw+jk)

188
Doesn't Musk have some sort of chip in his brain?

/all of the Masters of our Universe are freaks?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (ZCiJZ)



working on it.

Posted by: Bill Gates at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (sy5kK)

189 Why would a warning about foreign disinformation come from the FBI and NOT the CIA?

And I recall DNI Director Ratcliffe last week stating clearly that there was no evidence at all that the information on Hunter Biden's laptop was from "Russian disinformation".
Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (kYy3P)


I think the FBI's charter includes foreign intelligence operations in the US. CIA conducts US intelligence overseas.

Supposed to be, anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (t+qrx)

190 The Big Wind is getting close, people. I hear the moaning noise that I've noted during rainstorms in recent weeks -- a chimney-like structure atop my building that apparently is funneling wind noise downward, I guess. Not too much rain; I've seen much worse; but the lights dimmed and came back on a couple of times just now.

Might be a good idea for me to have my dinner now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (rpbg1)

191 You know if Christopher Wray ever threatened my life...

Posted by: Self Defense Pron at October 28, 2020 04:50 PM (8FfnY)

192 Most ridiculous dog name I have ever seen:
Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III
-------
The kennel name for my beloved Australian Shepherd was "MR Skedaddle's Bettie Boop".

We called her "Molly".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 04:50 PM (xRn8c)

193 So is Zuckerburg saying that they can sensor a "respected" newspaper because the FBI says it MAY be disinformation?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2020 04:50 PM (jUVms)

194 Here is that Rasmussen poll, with Trump up +1 nationally. But you have to have platinum membership to see the breakdown.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5taud6b

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:50 PM (KnJdm)

195 After trump wins he needs to have a night of the long knives.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 04:47 PM (9Om/r)

Several nights.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (5FCda)

At this rate, they're calling it "National Knife Month"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 04:50 PM (c+XL5)

196 Oh look. I just received a stack of these official looking foldable post cards "Non-Profit. org" in lieu of a stamp coming out of Tallahassee listing both Biden and Trumps positions.

At the top of the list is "Who will be reducing funding for Medicare"

A. Biden-NO

B. Trump- Yes

And then a question on criminal background checks on fire arms and clean energy "jobs".

You can guess who they listed for the yes and no.

Biden's ads have been 100 B_llsh_t and now these mailings that are the same, total BS.

Posted by: Drider at October 28, 2020 04:50 PM (R/UH9)

197 censor not sensor

shiiiiiiit

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2020 04:50 PM (jUVms)

198 Christopher Wray must be destroyed personally and professionally.

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 28, 2020 04:50 PM (+v+zN)

199 Why would Biden need Obama to campaign in Michigan? Seems odd, Biden being up 6 and Peters up by 5....

Wait a minute...didn't Obama make a late push in MI for Hillary too in 2016? The mind wonders...

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 28, 2020 04:51 PM (JRaU+)

200 Was there a follow up, like agent name? or you know.. something that a commitee might be able to follow up on? Or is this just.. well.. the FBI called, because they said they wer totally the FBI.. Special Agent Cillary Hinton, seemed to check out...

Posted by: Inogame at October 28, 2020 04:51 PM (+2xjH)

201 Saying watch Obamagate the movie, nothing the FBI does against Trump will surprise you

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 04:51 PM (OjZpE)

202 At this rate, they're calling it "National Knife Month"
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October


Purge Year

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 04:51 PM (66+sl)

203 Up for deletion:

FBI

CIA

Department of Education

Corporation for Public Broadcasting



(a very, very incomplete list)



(Legit functions of FBI/CIA to be taken up by less corrupt existing
agencies, if any, or by completely new agencies. DoEd/CPB to be
extinguished with extreme prejudice)



Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:47 PM

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Not to bust anyone's bubble but all of these Agencies are codified into law, Trump can't do diddly squat to disband them.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (JUOKG)

204 Most ridiculous dog name I have ever seen:
Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III
-------
The kennel name for my beloved Australian Shepherd was "MR Skedaddle's Bettie Boop".

We called her "Molly".
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Always give a dog a one syllable name.
When you are chasing it down the street, what would you rather yell at it?
Sam or Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (0R8lo)

205 190 The Big Wind is getting close, people. I hear the moaning noise that I've noted during rainstorms in recent weeks -- a chimney-like structure atop my building that apparently is funneling wind noise downward, I guess. Not too much rain; I've seen much worse; but the lights dimmed and came back on a couple of times just now.

Might be a good idea for me to have my dinner now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (rpbg1)

And here I thought you were talking about the Election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)

206 The problem is that they DON'T think that Trump is their boss. They think "We Work For The American People."

No.

The President works for the American People.
You work for the President.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (NiXyF)

Problem is the Civil Service Laws which make it impossible FOR the President to fire most Government workers.

And even if they are fired for cause, there is an arbitration board that can either put them back, or 'retire' them.

Posted by: Scooby Doo at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (NgKpN)

207 Transfer all Beltway FBI to Antarctica for cataloguing the Polar Bear population. If they refuse their new assignment, fire them...from cannons...into decommissioned naval ships.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (LpuJz)

208 While no one had to lean too hard on Dorsey and Zuckerberg to censor factual, important dirt on Biden, there is no doubt America's mentally retarded Gestapo hid evidence of Joe and Hunter's crimes and recommended it be memoryholed. The only reason the FBI Headquarters should not be nuked from space is because the pig shit that would splatter around the perimeter would make Chernobyl pale by comparison.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (puu6v)

209
30% of nationwide black vote going for Trump?

That's a landslide for him.

Even 20% would be a landslide.
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (HEEq1)

wow.

The best I heard a few days ago, from what I thought to be a reputable source, was Trump was getting 18% of the black vote. Which is excellent.

30%? Be still my heart.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (sy5kK)

210 Dudes, it's just that they have to handle these things gingerly in an election year, not pursuing slam-dunk cases or using hard evidence to pressure key witnesses, so they can do things by the book and forestall politicization of law enforcement - slow-walking investigations for political purposes is totally the way you do that - and they certainly would never try covering for Biden or leaking things like this to his friendly media faction because Barr runs a tight ship and has the best ham-and-eggers in the FBI on this situation and it's confined to some bad guys on the top floor except for him, who couldn't possibly know about any of this anyway because Trump appointed him and Trust the Plan.

Does that about cover it?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (XJipD)
+++++++++++++
I think that about covers it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (hYcqw)

211 Anyone seen the actual poll yet? I am skeptical.
Posted by: blackened flounder,


It's in the "full week results crosstabs" for this report:

https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/ politics/trump_administration/prez_track_oct28

Problem is, your have to pay $$$ to see the details. Apparently someone who is a Rasmussen "Platinum Member" released the crosstabs.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 04:53 PM (HEEq1)

212 I was going to make banana bread for my husband's office, and now I'm too mad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

213 "After trump wins he needs to have a night of the long knives."

Halberds.

Posted by: Bosk at October 28, 2020 04:53 PM (SWbVS)

214 Always give a dog a one syllable name.
When you are chasing it down the street, what would you rather yell at it?
Sam or Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (0R8lo)
++++++++++
Come to think of it, every dog my family ever had was given a one-word, two-syllable name.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 04:53 PM (hYcqw)

215 I'm sure the riots in Philly are bringing that errant black vote back to Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 04:53 PM (NWM+b)

216 Honestly, I don't see a way to fix this shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (sWM8x)

217 If President Trump gets 20+% of the AA vote and 40+% of the latino vote, all the cheating on the planet won't save bidens ass.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (51WJ2)

218 Not to bust anyone's bubble but all of these Agencies are codified into law, Trump can't do diddly squat to disband them.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (JUOKG)

Then it's time to uncodify them. Fire all their asses except one receptionist and the guy who cleans the shitter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (Z+IKu)

219 For what it is worth, and it is not worth much I guess, the 3 conservatives I work with at HQ call PDT "THE BOSS"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (OVEfo)

220 172
Anyone seen the actual poll yet? I am skeptical.



Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (KnJdm)



It's at the link I posted.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (cF8AT)

Unless it is from someone I trust (like Larry Schweikart), that is just a screencap that can be faked. I wanted to see it for myself.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (KnJdm)

221 147 Forget firing Wray. Let's see if we can charge this prick for all his Deep State misdeeds.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (VWp7G)


Mr. Bartender, I'll have what that gentleman is having.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (sy5kK)

222 213 "After trump wins he needs to have a night of the long knives."

Halberds.
Posted by: Bosk at October 28, 2020 04:53 PM (SWbVS)

Ode to Saber, and .45

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (NgKpN)

223 Christopher Wray is the John Brennan of James Comeys

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (LIhNq)

224 Wait, I thought our IC already released a statement a week ago that this was not a Russian disinformation campaign. They specifically said that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (O+I8R)

225 Mistakes were made.

Stern lectures were issued.


New training was mandated.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (3P/5p)

226 Anyone seen the actual poll yet? I am skeptical.
Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:46 PM (KnJdm)
********
It's Rasmussen Head to Head & you probably have to pay for internals

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (asQlL)

227 President Clinton fired the entire travel office because they wouldn't let him abuse it, and somehow its mysteriously impossible for Trump to fire the janitor in the Omaha FBI office because of rules.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (KZzsI)

228 There isn't a poll worth spit

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (OjZpE)

229 Most ridiculous dog name I have ever seen:
Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III
-------
The kennel name for my beloved Australian Shepherd was "MR Skedaddle's Bettie Boop".

We called her "Molly".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020


*
*

My purebred Siberian cat has the formal handle of "Sibirskiy Chekov."

I call him Chubby or Tubby half the time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (rpbg1)

230 Always give a dog a one syllable name.
When you are chasing it down the street, what would you rather yell at it?
Sam or Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (0R8lo)


Ha! For everyone of our kids (and there are six) my wife would yell the name under consideration out the back window to see how it sounded.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (Pky7X)

231 Didn't Wray give the FBI a stern talking to not long ago?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

232 "Honestly, I don't see a way to fix this shit."

Trump MUST go honey badger after the election. It's the only way. Targeted and specific. Run the table.

Posted by: Bosk at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (SWbVS)

233 Bloomberg "News" is very very excited about this. Not a word about the Trump rallies well only that at his rallies he attempts to tarnish Biden with statements that Biden has never actually made. Sure Jan.

@@@

In addition to the "don't be depressed go vote Democrat" billboards in Michigan I heard my first radio ad with the same message. there is a reek of despiration

Posted by: Piratepatch at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (2Xrky)

234 Problem is the Civil Service Laws which make it impossible FOR the President to fire most Government workers.

And even if they are fired for cause, there is an arbitration board that can either put them back, or 'retire' them.

Posted by: Scooby Doo at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (NgKpN)


And with a truly Originalist Supreme Court, those laws constraining the plenary Executive functions of the President are unconstitutional, null and without effect.

Firing for cause (especially insubordination/failure to follow the directives of the President) is a plenary function of the Executive. Congress can't touch it. Neither can the Judiciary.

The Executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:56 PM (NiXyF)

235 233 Bloomberg "News" is very very excited about this. Not a word about the Trump rallies well only that at his rallies he attempts to tarnish Biden with statements that Biden has never actually made. Sure Jan.

@@@

In addition to the "don't be depressed go vote Democrat" billboards in Michigan I heard my first radio ad with the same message. there is a reek of despiration
Posted by: Piratepatch at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (2Xrky)

==========

It's the message of a winning coalition, right there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 04:56 PM (NWM+b)

236 Always give a dog a one syllable name.
When you are chasing it down the street, what would you rather yell at it?
Sam or Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (0R8lo)

Give it both names. One daily, one legal.

That way, when it's mauling a burglar, you can be on tape saying that you tried to stand him down, but couldn't say the name fast enough.

Poor dirtbag, he might have stood a chance if Bob wasn't legally named His Holiness Gustav Carolus Siegfried Winston Northamptonshire Ecky-ecky-ptang-zoowop Rutabaga the Invincible.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 04:56 PM (c+XL5)

237 Why would Biden need Obama to campaign in Michigan? Seems odd, Biden being up 6 and Peters up by 5....

Wait a minute...didn't Obama make a late push in MI for Hillary too in 2016? The mind wonders...
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 28, 2020 04:51 PM (JRaU+)

Just looked at the Detroit News for info on this. Biden's campaign hasn't announced where in Michigan the two will show up. Trump is going to be in Waterford Township, just northwest of Detroit( tony suburb with a mix of rural and housing developments) on Friday. The article said Obama stumped for Hillary the Monday before the election, but couldn't be in Detroit due to a police funeral. LOL. He went to Ann Arbor instead, which would be like Trump campaigning on Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2020 04:56 PM (kYy3P)

238 "Honestly, I don't see a way to fix this shit."



Trump MUST go honey badger after the election. It's the only way. Targeted and specific. Run the table.

Posted by: Bosk at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (SWbVS)


This.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 04:56 PM (9Om/r)

239 Who busts corrupt FBI agents?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (TQ8IJ)

240 57 22 None of this matters unless something is actually done.

The simple fact is the GOP won't prosecute anyone anymore, because they know the media will just spin it as "GOING AFTER POLTICAL ENEMIES! LITERALLY FASCISM!" and they care more about their reputation than they do law and truth token political contributions. they are in on it.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 04:33 PM (ZR7kf)

Suggested edit.
Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 04:36 PM (Ojki1)

Posted by: repairman at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (BRkq2)

241 Forget firing Wray. Let's see if we can charge this prick for all his Deep State misdeeds.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Agreed. Firing is just the first step on the way to prosecution and then the gallows. Only firing alone does is make them rich.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (6yYEv)

242 I was going to make banana bread for my husband's office, and now I'm too mad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

This made me laugh so hard, I was going to make dinner but I'm so pissed that hubby poured me big glass of wine and now I'm on our deck, while he is making a salad

Posted by: spypeach at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (Up/Jb)

243 237 Just looked at the Detroit News for info on this. Biden's campaign hasn't announced where in Michigan the two will show up. Trump is going to be in Waterford Township, just northwest of Detroit( tony suburb with a mix of rural and housing developments) on Friday. The article said Obama stumped for Hillary the Monday before the election, but couldn't be in Detroit due to a police funeral. LOL. He went to Ann Arbor instead, which would be like Trump campaigning on Ace of Spades.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2020 04:56 PM (kYy3P)

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We'd heckle Trump more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (NWM+b)

244 Anyone heard from Wyatt today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (OVEfo)

245 The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Frodo T. Baggins at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (a7HML)

Wasilla

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (Ku7jX)

246 205
190 The Big Wind is getting close, people. I hear the moaning noise that
I've noted during rainstorms in recent weeks -- a chimney-like
structure atop my building that apparently is funneling wind noise
downward, I guess. Not too much rain; I've seen much worse; but the
lights dimmed and came back on a couple of times just now.



Might be a good idea for me to have my dinner now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (rpbg1)



And here I thought you were talking about the Election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)

Already cooked dinner. Happy hour moved up from 05:00 to 4

Posted by: Javems at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (ofIwF)

247 >>>Even if you don't bust every single one of them, they all have to assume the risk of being secretly video-recorded, which stifles trust and communication between operatives. It makes it much harder to do what they've been doing.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (0V/8D)
-----------------------

Broken windows

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (/wRdn)

248 244 Anyone heard from Wyatt today?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (OVEfo)

=========

A few times.

He's dead, in Heaven, and massaging Ava Gardner's feet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (NWM+b)

249 Frustrating and infuriating

Posted by: Dianna at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (kiM40)

250 Always give a dog a one syllable name.
When you are chasing it down the street, what would you rather yell at it?
Sam or Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (0R8lo)
++++++++++
Come to think of it, every dog my family ever had was given a one-word, two-syllable name.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Mandy, Baron, Sam, Buddy, & Max.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (0R8lo)

251 When I see Jack Dorsey, I get the feeling that there's a cave somewhere in Tora Bora that longs for his return.

Posted by: That old guy who likes Rocky and Bullwinkle at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (9IdCK)

252 Unless it is from someone I trust (like Larry Schweikart), that is just a screencap that can be faked. I wanted to see it for myself.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (KnJdm)

You don't trust Doreen Borelli?!

Alllrighty then...

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (cF8AT)

253 231
Didn't Wray give the FBI a stern talking to not long ago?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

First thing that popped in my mind reading your post was picturing Bill Lumbergh from Office Space doing the "stern talking".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (N39Ws)

254 Did Joey go down to Georgia?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (TQ8IJ)

255 118
Greg Abbott



My office has contacted the Texas Attorney General's office about this video.

An investigation will determine if voter fraud has occurred.

If so, it will be prosecuted.

Voter fraud won't be tolerated in Texas.


___

Why the fuck isn't the AG investigating this kind of stuff on its own? If O'Keefe can figure out where the fraud is, why can't law enforcement? Rhetorical question of course, law enforcement doesn't want to look for it.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (22mNy)

256 This made me laugh so hard, I was going to make dinner but I'm so pissed that hubby poured me big glass of wine and now I'm on our deck, while he is making a salad
Posted by: spypeach at October 28, 2020 04:57 PM (Up/Jb)

Yell in that he needs to make you a samich!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (NgKpN)

257 The Big Wind is getting close, people. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (rpbg1)

And here I thought you were talking about the Election.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020


*
*

Different wind. With any luck, it'll be a clean sharp east wind that will blow out a lot of the muck in our country.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (rpbg1)

258 Don't name a dog "Dammit."

Or do. For the yuks.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (NiXyF)

259 The Big Wind is getting close, people.


I broke it earlier.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (0R8lo)

260 I can't be the only one thinking the Biden protection group has known about this computer since it was given to the FIB.

That it came out just before Bobulinski sang is a coincidence I would surmise because the repair guy made two or three attempts to get it out.

They were counting on it being under wraps until after the election.

Posted by: DanMan at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (RusNE)

261 So, is D-Lamp still wrong?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (Isfph)

262 When AF-1 landed in Bullhead it looked like a dirt runway it was so dusty.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (/wRdn)

263 Always give a dog a one syllable name.
When you are chasing it down the street, what would you rather yell at it?
Sam or Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 04:52 PM (0R8lo)


Some meme I saw somewhere...

Dog people: "He's half British Spaniel, 1/4 French basset hound, 1/8 Tibetan magic flower and his ancestors won WWII"
Cat people "This is nacho, he's an asshole"

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (t+qrx)

264 If Trump wins, Christopher Wray should be given two choices; (A) he can become a field agent in Twin Falls Idaho; or (B) he can resign. If he can't make up his mind in 30 seconds, Trump should fire him.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (NVDjf)

265 252
Unless it is from someone I trust (like Larry Schweikart), that is just a
screencap that can be faked. I wanted to see it for myself.



Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (KnJdm)



You don't trust Doreen Borelli?!



Alllrighty then...

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (cF8AT)

Never heard of her.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (KnJdm)

266 When I see Jack Dorsey, I get the feeling that there's a cave somewhere in Tora Bora that longs for his return.

Posted by: That old guy who likes Rocky and Bullwinkle at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (9IdCK)

along with a lonely set of bongos

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (9Om/r)

267 It's the message of a winning coalition, right there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 04:56 PM (NWM+b)
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And a whining coalition, certainly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (xRn8c)

268
It's the message of a winning coalition, right there.

Remember some klan guy running for office against a notorious corrupt pol, and the slogan was

VOTE FOR THE CROOK, IT'S IMPORTANT

Posted by: Banned at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (14U/H)

269 HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Frodo T. Baggins at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (a7HML)

Wasilla
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Two Dot, Montana

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (6yYEv)

270 NGU Wyatt is at work now, was on a hour ago for a hour

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (OjZpE)

271 Let me guess. The FBI agent's name is George Glass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (kTF2Z)

272 Problem is the Civil Service Laws which make it impossible FOR the President to fire most Government workers.

---
Challenge the Constitutionality of the civil service laws then, on the grounds that they interfere with the President's authority, then fire everyone.

Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (kOpft)

273 Don't name a dog "Dammit."

Or do. For the yuks.
Posted by: filbert


I was 10 before I realized that wasn't my first name.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (0R8lo)

274 I'm picking up kitten Biscuit's new baby brother Butter next Friday. Little orange baby will be six weeks old. I thought of naming him Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

275 >>> The FBI can DIAF.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

========

My cousin is fbi, was involved in investigation of the DNC hack, and Weiner's laptop. After Comey was tired his FB page had a post saying "Comey is my homey!"

You're right. They can DIAF

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (uy0w8)

276
I also like that four years later, the FBI is caught with its pants down yet again, in a nearly identical situation. I mean that... It's instructive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (XJipD)

277 Watching the Bobuliski interview now. Powerful. What a great witness.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

278 I don't understand all the fuss. You are all free to choose any political opinion you want from our extensive list of ADL and SPLC approved political opinions. There is absolutely no censorship at all. The choice is yours.


Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (QDDIl)

279 266 When I see Jack Dorsey, I get the feeling that there's a cave somewhere in Tora Bora that longs for his return.

Posted by: That old guy who likes Rocky and Bullwinkle at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (9IdCK)

along with a lonely set of bongos
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (9Om/r)

I think more of a little one room shack out in the woods, with a manifesto waiting to be finished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)

280 Challenge the Constitutionality of the civil service laws then, on the grounds that they interfere with the President's authority, then fire everyone.
Posted by: Methos


As chief executive, ding ding ding!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (0R8lo)

281 217 If President Trump gets 20+% of the AA vote and 40+% of the latino vote, all the cheating on the planet won't save bidens ass.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (51WJ2)


That's about what I am seeing from independent sources I trust the most in the last week or so.

Someone should tell Progda.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (sy5kK)

282 Come to think of it, every dog my family ever had was given a one-word, two-syllable name.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Mandy, Baron, Sam, Buddy, & Max.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020


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My cats since 1983: Rusty, L'il Bit, Arizona, Marie-Antoinette, Oreo, Tatiana Romanova, Chekov, and Wolf.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (rpbg1)

283 Ship that FBI to a government base in no man's land.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (OjZpE)

284 THIS is why the FBI/DOJ had their kabuki presser today.

I really want the FBI disbanded. It's rotten.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (LIhNq)

285 Jim Biden with a mask on would be almost indistinguishable from Slow Joe Biden.

Just an observation.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

286 Now you see why nothing was ever going to happen to Hillary.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

287 Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire)

D-Lamp was a prophet before the time of revelations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (u82oZ)

288
I always thought SHARK would be a cool name for a dog.


Everybody at the beach thought otherwise.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (nw6Hr)

289 If Trump didn't win the Secret Service would still be rolling Panamanian Hookers.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (EM4Pb)

290
If Trump wins, Christopher Wray should be given two choices; (A) he can
become a field agent in Twin Falls Idaho; or (B) he can resign. If he
can't make up his mind in 30 seconds, Trump should fire him.

Posted by: Comanche Voter




Twin falls is nice, dump his ass in Compton.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (51WJ2)

291 HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Frodo T. Baggins at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (a7HML)

Wasilla
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Two Dot, Montana
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (6yYEv)


El Paso, TX

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (AiZBA)

292 Dorsey has major spiritual problems
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (WkPC9)


Mrs.Texan and I said the same thing. His eyes look empty and cruel.

Posted by: That old guy who likes Rocky and Bullwinkle at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (9IdCK)

293 Wait until Antifa hears about this one - the national police and big communications companies working in cahoots to oppress 'the other' - that is what anitifa is fighting, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (/Dgcm)

294 >>>And when we win, I want to go after all these fucks with a vengence



Agreed. Those who stand in the president's way are instantly fired.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (bkUtD)

295 likes Rocky and Bullwinkle


Mr Peabody and Sherman had an un natural relationship.

Posted by: Banned at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (14U/H)

296 Deniable Plausibility.

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (JioHo)

297 Burn it down.

Scatter the stones.

Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (XxJt1)

298 When I see Jack Dorsey, I get the feeling that there's a cave somewhere in Tora Bora that longs for his return.



Posted by: That old guy who likes Rocky and Bullwinkle at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (9IdCK)



along with a lonely set of bongos

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (9Om/r)



I think more of a little one room shack out in the woods, with a manifesto waiting to be finished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)

Hut 43

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (9Om/r)

299 277 Watching the Bobuliski interview now. Powerful. What a great witness.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

He was a US Navy Nuclear Officer.

They don't send dummies to Nuc school.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (NgKpN)

300 My next dog will be named Spaulding.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (EM4Pb)

301 Why the fuck isn't the AG investigating this kind of stuff on its own? If O'Keefe can figure out where the fraud is, why can't law enforcement? Rhetorical question of course, law enforcement doesn't want to look for it.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 04:58 PM (22mNy)

Because no one gave them a HARRUMPH!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (Kpl3J)

302 204 Most ridiculous dog name I have ever seen:
Charles William Louis Sebastian Robert Henry III
-------
The kennel name for my beloved Australian Shepherd was "MR Skedaddle's Bettie Boop".

We called her "Molly".
Posted by: Captain Obvious

--------

What a coincidence!

Molly is the drug Hunter gave his niece!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 05:03 PM (sy5kK)

303
Does that about cover it?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 04:48 PM (XJipD)

In viscous, smelly pig shit, which is appropriate.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 28, 2020 05:03 PM (puu6v)

304 Ted Cruz will write a harshly worded tweet about about all of this.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 05:03 PM (22mNy)

305 Cosmic Convergence of sorts just occurred on Twit.

John Ringo just re-tweeted AoC.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:03 PM (NiXyF)

306 295 likes Rocky and Bullwinkle


Mr Peabody and Sherman had an un natural relationship.
Posted by: Banned at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (14U/H)

And don't even get me started about Tennessee Tuxedo, and Chumley.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 05:03 PM (NgKpN)

307 I think more of a little one room shack out in the woods, with a manifesto waiting to be finished.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)
------

My thought exactly. My other thought was that surely Amazon must deliver to wherever he lives, or perhaps there was just a run on razors.

Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2020 05:03 PM (/669Q)

308 Willowed below:

So Biden and Obama are going to be together for Halloween. What will their costumes be?

And I know it's been posted many times before, but for those who still haven't seen it, here's the Biden 2020 Halloween video

https://2020Trick.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2020 05:03 PM (WkPC9)

309 Our AoC GOES OFF:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/
status/1321547461534617600

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (NiXyF)

310 Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire)



D-Lamp was a prophet before the time of revelations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (u82oZ)

Yes, he was, but then most of us knew that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (9Om/r)

311 30% of nationwide black vote going for Trump?

That's a landslide for him.

Even 20% would be a landslide.
Posted by: zombie

Evidence in support of this. Formerly, the Donks' primary attack on Trump was he is a racist. Now it is that he is killing people with COVID. Their switch in offense is evidence that they know that Trump is a racist is not working and perhaps is hurting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (+y/Ru)

312 Why the fuck isn't the AG investigating this kind of stuff on its own? If O'Keefe can figure out where the fraud is, why can't law enforcement? Rhetorical question of course, law enforcement doesn't want to look for it.

Ken Paxton has been under threat of indictment since before he was elected. It has not slowed him down at all. He won his suit against Obamacare and it will go before the SC in early November. He won his suit to build the wall using emanate domain. He won his suit against DACA. He has charged several people with voter fraud and several more lined up. He's already announced this is one of his cases.

Posted by: DanMan at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (RusNE)

313
My next dog will be named Spaulding.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (EM4Pb)


lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

314
Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart
·
55m
BIG WIN: (from Zen Master)

PA: "They've agreed to segregate ballots that arrive after 11/3 while the litigation goes on. This means that SCOTUS has a bit more time to rule b/c the ballots won't be mixed in with uncontested ballots."

PA may be over.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (asQlL)

315 Obvious question nobody in the media will ask - who gave you that warning? And when did you get it?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (I262G)

316 I am soooo going to get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Sen. Wan Visage at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (hlVcQ)

317
I really want the FBI disbanded. It's rotten.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (LIhNq)

-------

It's the gentlest solution that can work. It can't be reformed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (XJipD)

318
Then it's time to uncodify them. Fire all their asses except one receptionist and the guy who cleans the shitter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 04:54 PM (Z+IKu)

That requires Congress. This is what I was trying to say earlier. All this codification came about to prevent a president from being able to fire these people. Clinton's travel office firings and scandal ended up in travelgate, and took 7 years to litigate , including two special counsels, one of which was Ken Starr. The main director of the office was charged with embezzlement and found not guilty. Hillary Clinton was found to have made false statements (surprise) that contributed to the firings, but the special prosecutor said she didn't know what she was saying was false or would lead to firings.

Just like having a server in her bathroom. Not a whole lot has changed since 1993 when this took place other than codifying these people's jobs so they can't be fired.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (kYy3P)

319 The firings will go much better if Mitch is still the MMFIC and Pelosi is retired

Posted by: Dingbat at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (9fkr3)

320 Never heard of her.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (KnJdm)

Do you recognize her?

https://tinyurl.com/y24snxsj

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (cF8AT)

321 At Facebook, we believe passionately in the importance of Free Speech.
Just not for bad ideas. You are 100% allowed to say anything that our team of experts - many of whom have degrees in Advanced Gender - agrees with.

Again, huge supporters of the 1st Amendment here. We just believe in Common Sense Speech Control.

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (QDDIl)

322 My cats since 1983: Rusty, L'il Bit, Arizona, Marie-Antoinette, Oreo, Tatiana Romanova, Chekov, and Wolf.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (rpbg1)
-------
Duke, Puma, Orlando, Baby, Jack, Iolanthe, Leonore.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (xRn8c)

323 Plausible Deniability>Diplomatic Immunity

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (HrMC1)

324 188
Doesn't Musk have some sort of chip in his brain?

/all of the Masters of our Universe are freaks?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (ZCiJZ)



working on it.
Posted by: Bill Gates at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (sy5kK)

Bitch! You're Software! WE do the hardware FIRST and chips are hardware.

Posted by: Intel Inside at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (k+h+d)

325 Hang in there Wolfus! It should blow through pretty quickly.


Hope you don't live in Bucktown!

Posted by: stumck at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (w9Wax)

326 It just occurred to me if the FBI talked to Facebook, they must of talked to all the social media outlets and news outlets.

It's a jarring thought.

Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (G0vdT)

327 Alas, ruling class is pressing its strongest pro-China argument: to wit, it's no different from here, anymore.

Posted by: Gilded at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (BRkq2)

328 HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Frodo T. Baggins at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (a7HML)

Wasilla
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Two Dot, Montana
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (6yYEv)

El Paso, TX
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (AiZBA)

Gitmo.

Posted by: golfman at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (hOMhY)

329
Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart
·
2h
Caller to
@RealRLimbaugh
"Went to Michigan State U and 'It was a ghost town.'"

Told ya. If you think magically 40,000 people at MSU are gonna show up on Tues, you're smoking something.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (asQlL)

330
Our AoC GOES OFF:



https://twitter.com/alexthechick/

status/1321547461534617600

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (NiXyF)

Lol, she is a national treasure.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (9Om/r)

331 Dem Rep. Clyburn: GOP 'Stole' Supreme Court Seats From Obama


We also kept him from becoming a Farmer!

-
And we wouldn't let him be perfectly clear!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 04:40 PM (+y/Ru)



Waffle Status: Unfinished.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (yQpMk)

332 299
277 Watching the Bobuliski interview now. Powerful. What a great witness.



Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (Ed8Zd)



He was a US Navy Nuclear Officer.



They don't send dummies to Nuc school.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (NgKpN)

He was a commissioned instructor, not a nuclear-trained line officer of the fleet. Four years service, which is probably the minimum. And, yeah, they take all types.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (KnJdm)

333 This means that SCOTUS has a bit more time to rule b/c the ballots won't be mixed in with uncontested ballots." PA may be over.

*******

Will be Barrett's first test but this is awesome it takes away Roberts' last word on trying to fuck us with his ruling.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (8YFRI)

334 278 I don't understand all the fuss. You are all free to choose any political opinion you want from our extensive list of ADL and SPLC approved political opinions. There is absolutely no censorship at all. The choice is yours.


Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (QDDIl)

___

Yeah us too. When you Google "Biden" you have a wide range of results covering all opinions. Everything from NY Times to CNN to Salon to HuffPo.
- CNN

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (22mNy)

335 >>> Ted Cruz will write a harshly worded tweet about about all of this.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 05:03 PM (22mNy

=======

A man after my own heart, that Teddy boy is!

Posted by: Chuck Grassley at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (uy0w8)

336 Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart
·
2h
FL In Person Early Vote
Rs +405,581

Total D lead (VBM - IPEV): 214,517

Ds led by 88,000 on election day 2016

Rs Target #1: 126,517

Trump won FL by 113,000 in 2016
Rs Target #2: 13,517.

#2 is about 3 hours away.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (asQlL)

337 If O'Keefe can figure out where the fraud is, why can't law enforcement?

And when do we get our money back? We actually pay those guys.

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (JioHo)

338 178, The Supreme Court is to blame. In the 1920's case of Myers, the court, led by former president and then chief justice William Howard Taft wrote a strong opinion that allowed a president to fire the postmaster for incompetence. However, a 1930's case, Humphrey's Executor narrowed the Myers decision to only jobs that are primarily political and primarily managerial can be fired (that is what the Trump EO is trying the expand).

Jobs that involve quasi judicial or quasi legislative functions such as regulatory commissions, immigration judges, and so on can be protected from executive interference by Congress through legislation. Weiner v. U.S. reiterated Humphrey's Executor in the 1950's.

However, the Constitution is silent on removal of officials and provides only how the principal and lesser officers of the U.S. are appointed. (Article II, Section 2, Clause 2) Lesser officials appts may be delegated by Congress to the President, judiciary, or the principal officers of a department.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (pO7gM)

339 292 Dorsey has major spiritual problems
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2020 04:38 PM (WkPC9)

Mrs.Texan and I said the same thing. His eyes look empty and cruel.
Posted by: That old guy who likes Rocky and Bullwinkle at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (9IdCK)
===

According to Wikipedia, his uncle is a Roman Catholic priest. I'm thinking he's another fallen away.

Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (Alp4m)

340 I thought of naming him Scalp Weasel.

LMAO! Oh do it.. just shorten it to Weasel in honor of our esteemed moron.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (nxdel)

341 >>Our AoC GOES OFF:


She is not gonna like that comparison.

Though they do have a couple of things in common...

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (EM4Pb)

342 HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Frodo T. Baggins at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (a7HML)

Wasilla
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Two Dot, Montana
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (6yYEv)

El Paso, TX
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (AiZBA)

Gitmo.
Posted by: golfman at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (hOMhY)


Gitmo North, Barrow, Alaska.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (NiXyF)

343 hey guys!

I do not think the FBI is neutral, I think it is on the side of the leftists !!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 28, 2020 05:07 PM (GIeIM)

344 320
Never heard of her.



Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 04:59 PM (KnJdm)



Do you recognize her?



https://tinyurl.com/y24snxsj

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (cF8AT)

Maybe have seen her on a panel.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 05:07 PM (KnJdm)

345 The very same Disinformation we get from watching CNN or reading the NYT's

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 28, 2020 05:07 PM (FLiOE)

346 BS. It wasn't a hack or a leak. It was personal property confiscated for lack of payment for repairs.

Zuck needs to name his FBI handler so there is accountability, otherwise I say he's making the whole thing up and the consequences of his censorship fall entirely on him. And his family.

Posted by: Fen at October 28, 2020 05:07 PM (TNHVJ)

347 HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Frodo T. Baggins at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (a7HML)

Wasilla
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Two Dot, Montana
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (6yYEv)

El Paso, TX
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (AiZBA)

Gitmo.
Posted by: golfman at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (hOMhY)

Gitmo North, Barrow, Alaska.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (NiXyF)

Miles City, Montana !!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 28, 2020 05:07 PM (GIeIM)

348 There's an interesting option 3 in the Hunter laptop from hell story; The FIBs, thinking Biden cruises, has leverage over him for the duration of his presidency.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Super Spreader of Bullshit at October 28, 2020 05:07 PM (7Fj9P)

349 I do not think the FBI is neutral, I think it is on the side of the leftists !!
----------------
I think the FBI is running the leftists.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 05:07 PM (Jc739)

350 Dined with an FBI agent right before graduating from college, for potential recruitment. The agent was a smug, pompous ass. I became a Marine, instead.

God loves me, and the FBI is chock full of assholes. But then, J. E. Hoover built it, so......

Posted by: 0231 at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (r+ov6)

351 He was a commissioned instructor, not a nuclear-trained line officer of the fleet. Four years service, which is probably the minimum. And, yeah, they take all types.
Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (KnJdm)


Do they allow non-nukes to be instructors? I don't believe so. He would have had to have been a watch stander at some point I would think.

Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (ZfRYq)

352 314
Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart

55m
BIG WIN: (from Zen Master)

PA: "They've agreed to segregate ballots that arrive after 11/3 while the litigation goes on. This means that SCOTUS has a bit more time to rule b/c the ballots won't be mixed in with uncontested ballots."

PA may be over.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg


"PA may be over" means what, exactly? "Over" in a good way or a bad way?

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (HEEq1)

353
Twin falls is nice, dump his ass in Compton.

Got lost near long beach, realized i was in compton, but in a hillside single family home with an ocean view neighborhood, and thought, wow, without gangs, would be workingman's malibu.

Was looking for bates motorcycle leathers/boots factory. Usedta be good local stuff.

Posted by: Banned at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (14U/H)

354 I'm sure it is a bit of both - the FBI sent a general warning, and the overzealous turds at facebook decided, why, here is a perfect example of Russian Disinformation. But hey only think that, because the rest of the media fails to do it's job, and reports on this shit very poorly.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (I262G)

355 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (9Om/r)

356 RocketLab engineer chick has exceptionally cute dimples.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (NiXyF)

357 336. The math is obviously correct, and I am enthusiastic. I am still unsure how much COVID and the mail in voting push has changed the calculations though.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (JRaU+)

358 "Went to Michigan State U and 'It was a ghost town.'"

Told ya. If you think magically 40,000 people at MSU are gonna show up on Tues, you're smoking something.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (asQlL)

(Jump to top of page)


Heh

Posted by: Guy with a fleet of Buicks at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (AiZBA)

359 NGU Wyatt is at work now, was on a hour ago for a hour
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (OjZpE)

Was he able to pick me up that Smart TV in the five finger sale I ordered from Walmart?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (OVEfo)

360 Maybe Trump has been leading all along and the polls showing Biden with ridiculously large leads on him are mere to soil Trump's inevitable re-election.

Imagine the shock--followed by soul-crushing depression- on the part of TDS sufferers IF then Donald pulls this off

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (HrMC1)

361 Come my Soyboy Berserkers, my Smoygma Crazies! Ride forth my tweets of war!

Posted by: The Soymungus at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (uizIZ)

362 He was a US Navy Nuclear Officer.

They don't send dummies to Nuc school.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (NgKpN)


Jimmy!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (/Dgcm)

363 Zuck needs to name his FBI handler so there is accountability, otherwise I say he's making the whole thing up and the consequences of his censorship fall entirely on him. And his family.
Posted by: Fen at October 28, 2020 05:07 PM (TNHVJ)

___

What consequences?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (22mNy)

364 Obvious question nobody in the media will ask - who gave you that warning? And when did you get it?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (I262G)

---------

Well senator, he goes to a different school so you wouldn't know him.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (kTF2Z)

365 Serious looks and stern words coming at ya. Prepare to bullshitted.

Posted by: Sen. Wan Visage at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (hlVcQ)

366 WTF do I get a sorry this page doesn't exist when I copy-paste your Twitter links. Am I not taking out a space?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (jUVms)

367 well, well, well -- that certainly puts the socials in a more ... favorable light, no?

Some "rogue" FBI agent told them to censor.

Yikes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (cnTJD)

368


It Was a Hoax: "Anonymous" Author of NY Times 'Resistance' Op-Ed Revealed Low Level DHS Official Who Donated to Barack Obama

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (asQlL)

369 "and they care more about their reputation than they do law and truth."

Well, if there is no Rule of Law then anything can be done to Zuckerburg to turn him into an object lesson for the rest of them.

Posted by: Fen at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (TNHVJ)

370 355 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (9Om/r)


Because he is gay Gay GAY!

Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (ZfRYq)

371 Our AoC GOES OFF:

https://twitter.com/alexthechick/
status/1321547461534617600
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (NiXyF)
+++++++++++++
*AtC

And that was a quality tirade.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (hYcqw)

372 BREAKING: NORAD says that it dispatched an F-16 to intercept a unknown aircraft flying near the Trump rally in Arizona, launching flares before escorting the aircraft out of the restricted airspace

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (NiXyF)

373 "PA may be over" means what, exactly? "Over" in a good way or a bad way?
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (HEEq1)

They can't mix ballots and pretend they were there all along

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (HrMC1)

374 Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart

55m
BIG WIN: (from Zen Master)

PA: "They've agreed to segregate ballots that arrive after 11/3 while the litigation goes on. This means that SCOTUS has a bit more time to rule b/c the ballots won't be mixed in with uncontested ballots."

PA may be over.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (asQlL)
--------------

LOL, you think they're going to keep them separated. Not a chance.

In Madison about three or four weeks ago, some Democrat activist group held an illegal vote harvesting event. The Repubs complained but before they could get an injunction, they had turned in the ballots and the poll workers immediately co-mingled the ballots so they couldn't be sorted out.

Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (G0vdT)

375 Larry Schweikart
@LarrySchweikart
2h
FL In Person Early Vote
Rs +405,581

Total D lead (VBM - IPEV): 214,517

Ds led by 88,000 on election day 2016

Rs Target #1: 126,517

Trump won FL by 113,000 in 2016
Rs Target #2: 13,517.

#2 is about 3 hours away.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (asQlL)


---

I don't know how to parse this..

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (ZR7kf)

376 PA may be over.
---
I got something for their ASS.

Posted by: Amy Coney Barrett the Barbarian at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (sWM8x)

377 If I ever get two dogs at the same time, I'll name them Oslo and Malmo.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (mNhhD)

378 There was a story that Hunter Biden had a deal going with Mark Zuckerberg and the Chinese.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (3aI0K)

379 #2 is about 3 hours away.

I was hoping the formatting in the original tweet would help, but I still have no idea what he's talking about. He has no reference marks. He's very excited, though!

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (KfC1e)

380
Formerly, the Donks' primary attack on Trump was he is a racist. Now it is that he is killing people with COVID. Their switch in offense is evidence that they know that Trump is a racist is not working and perhaps is hurting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


But aren't blacks disproportionately affected by COVID which proves Trump's racism?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (63Dwl)

381 351
He was a commissioned instructor, not a nuclear-trained line officer
of the fleet. Four years service, which is probably the minimum. And,
yeah, they take all types.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (KnJdm)



Do they allow non-nukes to be instructors? I don't believe so. He
would have had to have been a watch stander at some point I would think.


Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (ZfRYq)

No, you are incorrect. Straight out of college. IIRC, it was their service commitment for the tuition the Navy paid.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (KnJdm)

382 God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (3aI0K)

383 354 I'm sure it is a bit of both - the FBI sent a general warning, and the overzealous turds at facebook decided, why, here is a perfect example of Russian Disinformation. But hey only think that, because the rest of the media fails to do it's job, and reports on this shit very poorly.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (I262G)

That's possible. Zuck is one of the most autistic people ever, so I can see him getting a generalized warning about "disinformation" (which is suspect as fuck, but whatever) and running with it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (cnTJD)

384 366 WTF do I get a sorry this page doesn't exist when I copy-paste your Twitter links. Am I not taking out a space?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (jUVms)

___

Happens to me too. Just refresh a few times and it shows up eventually.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 05:11 PM (22mNy)

385 Anyone else rather unimpressed by yet another display of snarky speechifying by the Senate "questioning" Twitter et al that feels as toothless and pointless as Benghazi, IRS, and Fast & Furious? They ask a question like, "do you agree you're censoring the president?" Dry monotone answer: "no, we dont censor."

"And in censoring the president you're violating provisions of..."

Yawn. Here we go again. All bluster and hot air signifying not a G damn thing. "Look at me voters as I yell and shout at the bad people who hand me cash when you're not looking."

Posted by: Deputy Dog at October 28, 2020 05:11 PM (U7Hwh)

386 Mr Peabody and Sherman had an un natural relationship.
Posted by: Banned at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (14U/H)

And don't even get me started about Tennessee Tuxedo, and Chumley.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020


*
*

There was clearly something odd about Quick Draw McGraw and Babalooey, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:11 PM (rpbg1)

387 I think they did some kind of OCS or something. But they are not line officers.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 05:11 PM (KnJdm)

388 "PA may be over" means what, exactly? "Over" in a good way or a bad way?
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (HEEq1)
********
In a good way

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:11 PM (asQlL)

389 PA: "They've agreed to segregate ballots that arrive after 11/3 while the litigation goes on. This means that SCOTUS has a bit more time to rule b/c the ballots won't be mixed in with uncontested ballots."


If there is a Federal Marshal standing there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 05:11 PM (yQpMk)

390
Wasn't the "anonymous" author of the fake "resistance" article in the NYT named Victoria Somebody??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 05:11 PM (vXLpE)

391 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (9Om/r)


1. laser pointer, to send the media and twittiots into a frenzy (cf. the two scoops pearl-clutching)
2. he just likes it, absolutely DGAF

Not sure which.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (t+qrx)

392 Tom Cotton
@TomCottonAR
·
3m

US Senate candidate, AR
Delete your account.
Quote Tweet

jack
@jack
· 6h
That concept of "good faith" is what's being challenged by many of you today. Some of you don't trust we're acting in good faith. That's the problem I want to focus on solving. How do services like Twitter earn your trust? How do we ensure more choice in the market if we don't?


Heh.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (NiXyF)

393
Also, Trump is smart and the FBI are dumb.

When they were working for the Clinton campaign, I think he didn't nearly know the extent of their involvement until it was too late.

Now that they were doing it again with Biden, he had an insurance policy.

But Wray apparently believed his opponent had learned literally nothing from 2015-16. Idiot. Of course Trump was watching his six this time, and Rudy fucked up their little plan, but good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (XJipD)

394 I don't know how to parse this..
Posted by: Shenanigans

---->I'm like whaaa? dems+lead*GOP votes/2016 returns...?

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (3XvN1)

395 I just came back from buying a house in PA. Trump signs outnumber the rapist 100:1.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (u610O)

396 He was a US Navy Nuclear Officer.



They don't send dummies to Nuc school.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (NgKpN)

He was a commissioned instructor, not a nuclear-trained line officer of the fleet. Four years service, which is probably the minimum. And, yeah, they take all types.
Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (KnJdm)

Hmmm, strange.

My instructors in Nuc School (Class 8006) in Orlando Fla were all pretty dang smart guys.

Like my math instructor only taught half the day, then the other half he was doing Physics research in sound propagation through Water.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

397 355 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (9Om/r

CAUSE BIDEN ALREADY GOT THE RIGHTS TO WAP

Posted by: Ben Rothliebergergler at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (9dzlp)

398 >>#2 is about 3 hours away.


Have some coffee.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (EM4Pb)

399 https://twitter.com/LarrySchweikart
********
Go read his tweets

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (asQlL)

400 370 355 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (9Om/r)

Because he is gay Gay GAY!
Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (ZfRYq)

What I heard in 2016 was that Trump played music at his rallies of artists / bands who had signed leases in any of Trump's towers. Which is pretty funny.

So... that would be my guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (cnTJD)

401 They don't send dummies to Nuc school.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (NgKpN)

Counterpoint - Jimmy Carter

Posted by: common sense at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (UCCfH)

402 Thanks, Asshoes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (jUVms)

403 So they (the left in general) take "Russian disinformation" as the gospel truth without so much as the slightest doubt, but a mountain of real evidence and a sworn witness can't be verified. Got it.

Posted by: Stitches at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (zqYjF)

404 "They've agreed to segregate ballots that arrive after 11/3 while the litigation goes on. This means that SCOTUS has a bit more time to rule b/c the ballots won't be mixed in with uncontested ballots."

---->finally, something that makes sense. They should segregate mail in ballots too. need to bottle up that fraud.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (3XvN1)

405 God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Are you saying that was wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 05:13 PM (KZzsI)

406 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020


*
*

This summer there was that flamboyant dancer fellow at the street rally for Trump who started the "M-A-G-A" song to the tune of "YMCA." Besides, the song is a stand up and applaud tune anyhow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:13 PM (rpbg1)

407
If there is a Federal Marshal standing there.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

President Trump needs to "deputize" thousands of "Poll Deputies."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 05:13 PM (vXLpE)

408 People are making their own trump signs. Entire businesses are making trump merch. The rapist just has standard issue yard signs

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2020 05:13 PM (u610O)

409 LOL, you think they're going to keep them separated. Not a chance.

In Madison about three or four weeks ago, some Democrat activist group held an illegal vote harvesting event. The Repubs complained but before they could get an injunction, they had turned in the ballots and the poll workers immediately co-mingled the ballots so they couldn't be sorted out.
Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (G0vdT)



Yep.

I hope Trump has LOTS of poll watchers and precinct captains there. Philadelphia deserves its nickname.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 05:13 PM (Ed8Zd)

410 366 WTF do I get a sorry this page doesn't exist when I copy-paste your Twitter links. Am I not taking out a space?
---
Try pasting it into the address bar of a new tab. That works for me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2020 05:13 PM (sWM8x)

411 / cal worthington sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 05:13 PM (AiZBA)

412 Everyone could see that Arkansas was corrupt as fuck under Governor Bill Clinton but under my administration the FBI did nothing about the Clintons' crimes.

Posted by: George H.W. Bush at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (bdcPK)

413 When I got to DC I corrupted the DOJ and the FBI and they protected me on everything from Vince Foster to the Oklahoma City bombing to TWA 800.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (bdcPK)

414 269 HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland,

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 04:34 PM (dKiJG)

Oklahoma City.
Posted by: Frodo T. Baggins at October 28, 2020 04:44 PM (a7HML)

Wasilla
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker

Two Dot, Montana
Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2020 05:00 PM (6yYEv)
==

Pysht, WA

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (sy5kK)

415 Congrats on the new house, CAT!

Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (/669Q)

416 I changed the FBI to a globalist agency for my War on Terror. I told them not to focus on things like the Cartels because before long Mexico, Canada and the USA would all be one country, more or less. We needed to focus on the problems of our allies Saudi Arabia and Israel.

Posted by: George W. Bush at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (bdcPK)

417 3 counties in the FL panhandle are limiting early voting ahead of the hurricane. Ugh.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (22mNy)

418 Obvious question nobody in the media will ask - who gave you that warning? And when did you get it?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (I262G)


Seems like something one would want in writing with a name, notorized, with a copy of IDs...
... unless it is something you would do without being asked to do in the first place.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (/Dgcm)

419 When the clock strikes the half hour, all boobies must be revealed.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (hlVcQ)

420 I changed the hiring, training and missioning of the FBI to focus on Diversity and the fight against white supremacy.

I sent huge teams of FBI agents into places like Ferguson and Baltimore to find evidence of racism in the killings of Michael Brown and Freddie Gray.

When a white nationalist ran for president in 2016 and won, my FBI illegally surveilled his campaign and tried to entrap his advisers in process crimes.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (bdcPK)

421 They don't send dummies to Nuc school.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (NgKpN)

Counterpoint - Jimmy Carter
Posted by: common sense at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (UCCfH)


Brain-smart and street-smart are not necessarily highly correlated.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (NiXyF)

422 OT but it's amusing, Mollie is dunking on the fakenews after they sussed mike pence was anonymous. I mean, check it out if you can. I just like that I got to use an Among Us reference.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (3XvN1)

423 They sing M A G A instead of ymca

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (u610O)

424 As annoying as MUMR is, I have to agree here: Trump is their FUCKING BOSSS WHY DOES HE SIT AROUND WATCHING THIS CRAP AND NOT CLEAN HOUSE
====

Let's not be so hasty...

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge and MSM at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (iydjf)

425 @LarrySchweikart
2h
FL In Person Early Vote
Rs +405,581


******

It might be nothing but I aggregated Miami-Dade total returns from Florida DOS site.

Dems are leading in returns/EV 57-43%.

That's a county that's supposed to be voting about 70% D, so......

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (8YFRI)

426
My proposal for new FBI HQ location:

https://tinyurl.com/y4d4ekmr

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (XJipD)

427 Our AoC GOES OFF:
https://twitter.com/alexthechick/

status/1321547461534617600

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (NiXyF)
Lol, she is a national treasure.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (9Om/r)

Point of Order: Alexandria Brown, aka Alex the Chick, aka AtC, is NOT "AOC".

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (Kpl3J)

428 Zuckerberg the jew lies again. Color me shocked.

Posted by: TrumpedUP at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (jsNGa)

429 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020

*
*

This summer there was that flamboyant dancer fellow at the street rally for Trump who started the "M-A-G-A" song to the tune of "YMCA." Besides, the song is a stand up and applaud tune anyhow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:13 PM (rpbg1)

Then they did an actual video - High energy, TONS of diversity with all the people those on the left claim/ hope hate Trump. It's sweet.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

430 jack
@jackm6h
That concept of "good faith" is what's being challenged by many of you today. Some of you don't trust we're acting in good faith. That's the problem I want to focus on solving. How do services like Twitter earn your trust? How do we ensure more choice in the market if we don't?

Heh.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (NiXyF)


As I said in a previous thread, I tend to believe Jack here.

I don't think he's trying to do anything other than ride the high of being a successful CEO. I think he fucked himself over big time by allowing the SJW's to take over his company, and he's looking for an escape hatch.

Which is why I think some selective pressure on Twitter could fix this in the short term. Like a DOJ investigation in to illegal in kind corporate donations to Joe Biden's campaign for trying to suppress the NYP story.

Keep Twitter in court for a few years, scare their investors.

Maybe that'll give Jack the balls he needs (and excuse he needs) to try to change direction.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (cnTJD)

431 3 counties in the FL panhandle are limiting early voting ahead of the hurricane. Ugh.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (22mNy)


This too shall pass. The Panhandle will turn out huge for Trump.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:16 PM (NiXyF)

432 418 Obvious question nobody in the media will ask - who gave you that warning? And when did you get it?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (I262G)

---------

No one asked? Are you effing kidding me?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2020 05:16 PM (jUVms)

433 395 I just came back from buying a house in PA. Trump signs outnumber the rapist 100:1.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Wait -- Trump's running against Bill Clinton?

Or maybe -- against JFK?

I get my liberal rapists all mixed up.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 05:16 PM (HEEq1)

434 @jack
That concept of "good faith" is what's being challenged by many of you today. Some of you don't trust we're acting in good faith. That's the problem I want to focus on solving. How do services like Twitter earn your trust? How do we ensure more choice in the market if we don't? ...
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (NiXyF)
++++++++++++
I dunno, Jack. I think maybe the answer you're looking for is "don't be a partisan, activist, censorious, lopsided, bad-faith actor for years on end."

But that ship has sailed, Jack, and I think you'll find that harbor won't welcome you back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 05:16 PM (hYcqw)

435 Hmmm, strange.



My instructors in Nuc School (Class 8006) in Orlando Fla were all pretty dang smart guys.



Like my math instructor only taught half the day, then the other
half he was doing Physics research in sound propagation through Water.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (NgKpN)

I am not saying that they are generally not smart or that TB is not smart, in particular. I was merely correcting undue credit for being a Nuclear-Trained Officer (which implies ship command and more competence than being a fresh-BS-completing instructor in dress whites). They are single-subject instructors.

The graduates of the school are multi-discipline trained, and they go on to command ships and subs, if they are successful.

Posted by: blackened flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 05:16 PM (KnJdm)

436 If there is a Federal Marshal standing there.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 05:11 PM (yQpMk)
*******
Trump Campaign sent anbn assload of Lawyers to Phillthy

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:17 PM (asQlL)

437 We got an anti-semitic asshoe above

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2020 05:17 PM (OVEfo)

438 My proposal for new FBI HQ location:

https://tinyurl.com/y4d4ekmr
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (XJipD)
++++++++++
Think Turkmenistan would let us annex it? I'll bet a deal could be made.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 05:17 PM (hYcqw)

439 @jacobkschneider

This is a REAL PHOTO from Kamala Harris's "rally" in Tucson, six days before the election...

https://tinyurl.com/y5ty2q54

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 05:17 PM (cF8AT)

440 2h
Caller to
@RealRLimbaugh
"Went to Michigan State U and 'It was a ghost town.'"

Told ya. If you think magically 40,000 people at MSU are gonna show up on Tues, you're smoking something.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:05 PM (asQlL)

None of the colleges in Michigan, sans Hillsdale are functioning as normal right now. Classes are mostly online, MSU has no in person classes.
Saw a story on local news the other day that the Sec of State of Michigan hired college students to work polls this year for the election. The older blue hairs that typically work it are terrified of covid and they were way below what they needed to man polling stations, particularly with in person voting of absentee ballots. College students have almost no extra curriculars to occupy their time and were available.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 28, 2020 05:17 PM (kYy3P)

441 Mr Peabody and Sherman had an un natural relationship.
Posted by: Banned at October 28, 2020 05:02 PM (14U/H)

And don't even get me started about Tennessee Tuxedo, and Chumley.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2020

*
*

There was clearly something odd about Quick Draw McGraw and Babalooey, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:11 PM (rpbg1)
------
Ruff and Reddy, anyone?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 05:18 PM (xRn8c)

442 If @Jack wants to earn the trust of the non-leftist/globalists, all he really has to do is stop putting Twitter's leftist thumb on the scales of tweets and Trendings.

Delete pornographic and otherwise illegal tweets and otherwise hands off. Unpopular political views have to be explicitly NOT grounds for deletion/suppression.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:18 PM (NiXyF)

443 317
I really want the FBI disbanded. It's rotten.
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 05:01 PM (LIhNq)

-------

It's the gentlest solution that can work. It can't be reformed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:04 PM (XJipD)

Put the Lab under the direction of the US Marshalls, and make EVERY EFF BEE EYE agent re-apply for a job for the Marshall's service.

I personally know a couple of FBI agents, from years ago, and knowing what I know now, would not ever consider entering into any conversation with them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 05:18 PM (sy5kK)

444 >>There was clearly something odd about Quick Draw McGraw and Babalooey, too.


We have no idea what you are talking about.

Posted by: Bert and Ernie at October 28, 2020 05:18 PM (EM4Pb)

445 428 Storm Fronter cleanup

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:18 PM (asQlL)

446 The more I think bout it the more I think Zuckerberg is a liar. The agent would have to be an imbecile to think a weasel like that would go under the bus to keep his ass anonymous.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 05:19 PM (o2MD2)

447 Yeah Bush should have done something about Clinton's blatant corruption but shrugged at it, if he even knew.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

448 "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he isn't Mark Zuckerberg."

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 05:19 PM (BM2fS)

449 This is a REAL PHOTO from Kamala Harris's "rally" in Tucson, six days before the election..

But I've been told rally's don't matter

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 05:19 PM (Zmnko)

450 355 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (9Om/r
CAUSE BIDEN ALREADY GOT THE RIGHTS TO WAP
Posted by: Ben Rothliebergergler at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (9dzlp)

Because "Fire Island" was too over the top.......

Don't go in the bushes......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 05:19 PM (Z+IKu)

451 Islamic Terrorists killing, bombing and beheading.

FBI: Gotta watch out for Islamophobia!

Antifa Terrorists burning, looting and murdering.

FBI: Gotta look out for them White Supremacists.

Biden Family peddling influence, selling favors and laundering money for foreign adversaries.

FBI: Watch out! It could be Russian Disinformation!

Anyone else see a pattern here?

Posted by: Starboardhelm at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (yy4fX)

452 The Ace update seems to be borked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (yQpMk)

453 I know people here are just being goofy but one thing that enrages me is the assumption that everyone who is close friends has to be queer if they are not conspicuously sleeping with every woman they meet.

Look at that Jesus, hanging out with 12 dudes all the time, GAYYYYYYY

That turns Mr Hand into Mr Fist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

454 The anonymous high ranking Republican was some staff dude no one heard of and occasionally comments on CNN and loves him some JEF. so yeah totally legit.

Posted by: keena at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (RiTnx)

455 The black vote would be ~25% of the Democrat Party. Losing 30% would be about 8% of their total voters. But the question is how many would just be no-shows, not ready to go for Trump, but displeased enough with the Ds that they don't turn out? And it would be centered in their strongholds.

30% is a lot to believe, but it would probably end the Democrat Party if it happened.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

456 It might be nothing but I aggregated Miami-Dade total returns from Florida DOS site.

Dems are leading in returns/EV 57-43%.

That's a county that's supposed to be voting about 70% D, so......
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (8YFRI)


Sounds promising!

Ive never seen so many people planning their lives around voting. A friend is flying back from Hawaii early to vote in person. Everyone is strategizing to avoid the dem fraud we all know is happening. Its pretty glorious.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

457 How do services like Twitter earn your trust?

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All upper management and fact checking go full Heaven's Gate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)

458 My proposal for new FBI HQ location:

https://tinyurl.com/y4d4ekmr
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (XJipD)

LOL! Great spot! trivia - that article says "the creation of the crator is still a mystery". Not to anyone who knows a bit about drilling for oil, especially old school methods. It looks like the Soviets were trying to drill a shallow gas field, due to incompetence they had a massive underground blowout, and the whole thing fell in on itself while they just walked away and let it burn for 50 years. And then they erased all the records and said "huh, how did that happen, what a mystery!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

459 I still have my Navy issued "certified instructor" certificate in advanced electronics meaning jack sh-it. You were auto "certified" simply by completing your A and B school at a certain minimum score. No way I could have taught yet we all had the cert. I agree there are a couple sharp military personnel but on whole, it's blind leading blind and a bunch of luck with timing

Posted by: Deputy Dog at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (U7Hwh)

460 Zucky is totes trustworthy.

Posted by: nip at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (yoqcZ)

461 BREAKING NEWS: Michigan Morons will have the special, and rare opportunity to see, in person, and rally for Barack H. Obama and Joseph R. Biden THIS Saturday.

Bloomberg "News" is very very excited about this. Not a word about the Trump rallies well only that at his rallies he attempts to tarnish Biden with statements that Biden has never actually made. Sure Jan.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 04:47 PM (mpeBU)


Has the Gretch who stole Michigan been informed? She told us in no uncertain terms that billions of Michiganders were going to die on account of the Trump rallies, which were irresponsible and dangerous.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (t+qrx)

462 I'm thinking a two-site solution for a new FBI headquarters.

November through March, in a couple hundred double-wide mobile homes outside Williston, ND.

April through October, in a couple hundred double-wide mobile homes in Death Valley, CA.

Heating and air-conditioning at both sites by the very, very lowest of all low-bidders.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (NiXyF)

463 446 The more I think bout it the more I think Zuckerberg is a liar. The agent would have to be an imbecile to think a weasel like that would go under the bus to keep his ass anonymous.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 05:19 PM (o2MD2)

What is the agent risking? A reduction in pension in exchange for a lucrative book deal?

Posted by: Someguy at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (Zm+LZ)

464 Are the usual suspects still going on about top men?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (Ku7jX)

465 Big problem with disbanding the FBI. You don't want assassinations. May work better to restructure it, so they don't get to play with guns.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (YynYJ)

466 Facebook is a big IC data mining operation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (ifmtJ)

467 Well, it's over.

CNN has Biden up by 12.

Bigger than when Reagan beat Carver. Bigger than when H.W. Bush beat Dukakis.

That enthusiasm gap in favor of Biden was just too much to overcome.

You can feel it, can't you?

/fnord

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (I2/tG)

468 Zuckerburg isn't the devil. I'm not sure he's human though. he looks like bad CGI from a game 10 years ago. Almost but not quite right. Its the dead eyes, like there's nothing behind them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (KZzsI)

469 Anyone else see a pattern here?
Posted by: Starboardhelm at October 28, 2020 05:20 PM (yy4fX)
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And yet, they needed eight Special Agents to investigate garage door pulls.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (xRn8c)

470 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (9Om/r
CAUSE BIDEN ALREADY GOT THE RIGHTS TO WAP
Posted by: Ben Rothliebergergler at October 28, 2020 05:12 PM (9dzlp)

Because "Fire Island" was too over the top.......

Don't go in the bushes......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 05:19 PM (Z+IKu)


Up next: "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor"

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (AiZBA)

471 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:08 PM (9Om/r)


It's the only song the composer gave Trump the OK to do at his rallies.

Hey, what the hell, it gets people moving, and everyone knows it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 05:22 PM (sy5kK)

472 When I was a recruiter I had this interaction with a prospect:
Me-'You scored dang near a perfect score (yes, it is possible). In fact you qualify mentally for the Nuke Program.'
Prospect-'I want to do what you do.'
Me-'You want to be an Equipment Operator?'
Prospect-'Hell yeah.'

He probably retired as a Master Chief.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2020 05:22 PM (XhWtx)

473 Delete pornographic and otherwise illegal tweets and otherwise hands off. Unpopular political views have to be explicitly NOT grounds for deletion/suppression.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:18 PM (NiXyF)

Porn is allowed on twitter.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 05:22 PM (cnTJD)

474 Odd that Facebook would get this warning. Odder still that Facebook would get this warning but Twitter and Google would not. At least they didn't claim they did at the hearing today. Strange. They would be sure to let everyone know they had the backing of the FBI for their editorial decisions.
Therefore Zuckerberg is lying.

Posted by: KillGoogleandFacebook at October 28, 2020 05:22 PM (GKRoJ)

475 Corrected Ace Update link:

https://tinyurl.com/yxh7gggw

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

476 God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (3aI0K)


Then you negate that with the cocktails and what happens?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 28, 2020 05:22 PM (z79tQ)

477 467 Well, it's over.

CNN has Biden up by 12.

---------->you know, imagine this was true. There's going to be some serious buyer's remorse.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 05:22 PM (3XvN1)

478 Trump Campaign sent an assload of Lawyers to Phillthy

That is the correct collective term, too.

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 05:23 PM (lIIT7)

479 The good thing about the hearing I suppose is that the GOP got to bring up the Biden corruption by asking about it many times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2020 05:23 PM (r+sAi)

480 The black vote would be ~25% of the Democrat Party. Losing 30% would be about 8% of their total voters. But the question is how many would just be no-shows, not ready to go for Trump, but displeased enough with the Ds that they don't turn out? And it would be centered in their strongholds.

30% is a lot to believe, but it would probably end the Democrat Party if it happened.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


No shows are as good a vote for Trump as not.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:23 PM (0R8lo)

481 Classic from Die Hard, regarding The Eff Bee Aye:

https://tinyurl.com/Gonna-Need-Some-More-FBI-Guys




That scene always cracks me up.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 05:23 PM (BM2fS)

482 This is a REAL PHOTO from Kamala Harris's "rally" in Tucson, six days before the election...
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It's like they find a flea market somewhere and throw up a campaign sign and call it a rally.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2020 05:23 PM (sWM8x)

483 @henryrodgersdc

SCOOP: @DailyCaller has learned that The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee has SUCCESSFULLY verified all materials reviewed so far from Hunter Biden's ex-business partner Tony Bobulinski. Read more here:

https://tinyurl.com/y56n98f6

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 05:23 PM (cF8AT)

484
CNN has Biden up by 12.

Bigger than when Reagan beat Carver. Bigger than when H.W. Bush beat Dukakis.



Has any incumbent EVER lost by a margin like that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

485 God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Posted by: SMOD


God made us less flexible than dogs so we wouldn't lick ourselves in public.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:24 PM (0R8lo)

486 I guess we now know were the "Russian Disinformation" talking point came from and it wasn't Journolist.

Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2020 05:24 PM (G0vdT)

487 Ruff and Reddy, anyone?

Posted by: Captain Obvious



Shhhhhh! They think we're 29!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 05:24 PM (51WJ2)

488 Delete pornographic and otherwise illegal tweets and otherwise hands off. Unpopular political views have to be explicitly NOT grounds for deletion/suppression.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:18 PM (NiXyF)

Porn is allowed on twitter.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 05:22 PM (cnTJD)


I'm not surprised.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:24 PM (NiXyF)

489 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?

Somebody made it into "MAGA" for a PDT rally a few months back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 05:25 PM (HaL55)

490 Hang in there Wolfus! It should blow through pretty quickly.


Hope you don't live in Bucktown!
Posted by: stumck at October 28, 2020


*
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My only real worry is loss of power. Supposedly it'll be cooler tomorrow, and the lack of A/C won't be as much of a torture. But no lights or Internet will be boring. If worse comes to worst, I can go to my office, which will probably have power.

Already some power outages have been mentioned in outlying areas. And I keep getting the occasional light-dimming for a second.

The wreckage of the Hard Rock Hotel, you know, the hotel that collapsed a solid year ago and hasn't been cleared away yet? Some of that debris could turn into projectiles. Not near me, but in downtown.

Is Bucktown a high flood area? It's near the lake levee, which usually means higher ground.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:25 PM (rpbg1)

491 Good thing AtC's name doesn't start with B or I'd be thinking Bill the Cat every time I saw her nick.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2020 05:25 PM (KAi1n)

492
Think Turkmenistan would let us annex it? I'll bet a deal could be made.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 05:17 PM (hYcqw)

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If anyone can make a deal with Gurbanguliy Berdimuhamedow's crazy ass, it's Trump. And frankly, he's a member of the rotary club, compared to Turkmenbasy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:25 PM (XJipD)

493 When I was a recruiter I had this interaction with a prospect:
Me-'You scored dang near a perfect score (yes, it is possible). In fact you qualify mentally for the Nuke Program.'
Prospect-'I want to do what you do.'
Me-'You want to be an Equipment Operator?'
Prospect-'Hell yeah.'

He probably retired as a Master Chief.

Posted by: Eromero




What kind of Equipment do you Operate?

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 05:25 PM (BM2fS)

494 483 @henryrodgersdc

SCOOP: @DailyCaller has learned that The Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee has SUCCESSFULLY verified all materials reviewed so far from Hunter Biden's ex-business partner Tony Bobulinski. Read more here:

https://tinyurl.com/y56n98f6
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 05:23 PM (cF8AT)


DEBUNKED!

Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 05:25 PM (ZfRYq)

495 At what point to we shoot people for sedition? Waiting for an arrest or trial seems pointless.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 05:26 PM (okGHj)

496 BM2fS)

449 This is a REAL PHOTO from Kamala Harris's "rally" in Tucson, six days before the election..

But I've been told rally's don't matter
Posted by: It's me donna at

How can there be so little visible support for team groper and still be ahead in the polls. I mean are all biden supporters "shy"...or so scared of the covid they wont leave there house? This should be a Trump blow out if there was any voter integrity.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 28, 2020 05:26 PM (9dzlp)

497 Good thing AtC's name doesn't start with B or I'd be thinking Bill the Cat every time I saw her nick.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 28, 2020 05:25 PM (KAi1n)
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Ackphth!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 05:26 PM (xRn8c)

498
Seems that every news source says nearly all voters have already decided who they are voting for.

So ABC comes out with Trump down double digits, and XiNN, NBC and others similar stuff.

Isn't this classic voter suppression?
Isn't voter suppression a felony?

And doesn't ABC require an FCC license to continue?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 05:26 PM (sy5kK)

499 449 This is a REAL PHOTO from Kamala Harris's "rally" in Tucson, six days before the election..

But I've been told rally's don't matter
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 05:19 PM (Zmnko)

The first comment was how it is OK, because Kamalahamimiha cares about the voters too much to invite them during a pandemic.

Shouldn't she then save the Earf by not traveling to a location to have no people present, if that is her goal?

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 05:27 PM (Ojki1)

500 Given all those rallies he's been having for weeks, and the lesser likelihood of 'those people' using masks, shouldn't Trump supporters have the China Cooties raging with epidemic levels of death and destruction?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

501 that longtime republican 'Anonymous' that penned the letter the NYT published is a low level DHS employee named Miles Taylor that backed Obama

Posted by: DanMan at October 28, 2020 05:28 PM (RusNE)

502 495 At what point do we shoot people for sedition? Waiting for an arrest or trial seems pointless.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 05:26 PM (okGHj)

We can do it whenever we want, as long as we don't have to bother with getting the government involved.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:28 PM (Kpl3J)

503 BREAKING: NORAD says that it dispatched an F-16 to intercept a unknown aircraft flying near the Trump rally in Arizona, launching flares before escorting the aircraft out of the restricted airspace
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (NiXyF)


unknown...

UFO near Trump Rally.
NORAD Scrambled!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2020 05:28 PM (/Dgcm)

504 This is a REAL PHOTO from Kamala Harris's "rally" in Tucson, six days before the election...


I'll bet Jo Jorgensen has more people at her rally.

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2020 05:28 PM (88xKn)

505 I'm sick of the polls... Very disheartening...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 05:28 PM (Zmnko)

506 I'd like to suggest a federal law that requires any pollster more than 3% off of actual election returns to be shot as a propagandist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

507 489 Why in the planet of hell does trump use the YMCA song at the end of his rallies?

Somebody made it into "MAGA" for a PDT rally a few months back.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 05:25 PM (HaL55)

Ricky Rebel, he's the one that has the MAGA float and starting singing it to the Counter protestors who really had no clue what to do

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (dKiJG)

508 485 God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Posted by: SMOD


God made us less flexible than dogs so we wouldn't lick ourselves in public.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:24 PM (0R8lo)

According to Robin Williams, God only gave men enough blood to operate one head at a time, so when the little head takes over....


Men in a nutshell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (okGHj)

509
Also, Turkenbasy was a weirdo who did many weird things, but he had a fixation about dogs. He outlawed them for being too stinky, but he also public condemned (though didn't ban) dentistry on the grounds that he had observed the good dental health that dogs derive from gnawing on bones, and he recommended people do that instead of getting fillings and other cuck shit like that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (XJipD)

510 The FBI really has 35,000 working for it?! That was posted above or in an another thread. That is not good news. Obviously the vast majority don't support Trump. If Trump gets elected again Schiff will run out another Russian interference sham about Biden leaks Yes; I know Schiff is not in the FBI but he's a tool of someone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (WkPC9)

511 It's taken me this long to realize I AoC's AtC.

Twice.

I await the velociraptors.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (NiXyF)

512 This is a REAL PHOTO from Kamala Harris's "rally" in Tucson, six days before the election...
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It's like they find a flea market somewhere and throw up a campaign sign and call it a rally.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2020 05:23 PM (sWM8x)

What is the point of this exercise?

Just what are they trying to convey?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (HrMC1)

513 BREAKING: NORAD says that it dispatched an F-16 to intercept a unknown aircraft flying near the Trump rally in Arizona, launching flares before escorting the aircraft out of the restricted airspace
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (NiXyF)


unknown...

UFO near Trump Rally.
NORAD Scrambled!
Posted by: Burnt Toast



Area 51 is close by...

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (0R8lo)

514 Ruff and Reddy, anyone?

Posted by: Captain Obvious


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Top Cat vs. Officer Dibble!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (rpbg1)

515 500 Given all those rallies he's been having for weeks, and the lesser likelihood of 'those people' using masks, shouldn't Trump supporters have the China Cooties raging with epidemic levels of death and destruction?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

Oddly enough, spikes of Chinese Cooties have been happening in places with mask mandates and at least some shutdowns.

Posted by: Starboardhelm at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (yy4fX)

516 Third possibility:
The FBI got the laptop when DE punted the obvious bullshit story to the FBI because of how incredibly sloppy the lie was, and because this is obvious Russian disinfo warned about the thing that this really is.

In other words, no grand conspiracy. just good people trying to do a good job.

This is the non insane option.

Posted by: Dustino at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (u3RLv)

517 @LLinWood

Several weeks ago, my puppy Allie & I found three abandoned puppies. They were hungry & scared. They had survived relying on each other in wild.

I named them Thee, Motley & Crew.

I thought I found them. Turns out, they found me. They are home.

Blessed are the little puppies.

https://tinyurl.com/y63a2rqu

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 05:30 PM (cF8AT)

518 CNN has Biden up by 12.

Bigger than when Reagan beat Carver. Bigger than when H.W. Bush beat Dukakis.

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No, no. They mean he's awake by noon. Usually.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 05:30 PM (+y/Ru)

519 It's taken me this long to realize I AoC's AtC.

Twice.

I await the velociraptors.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (NiXyF)


Fuckit. Time to commence to drinking.

See y'all later. Or not. Depending on if the velociraptors like their filberts pickled.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 05:30 PM (NiXyF)

520 467 Well, it's over.

CNN has Biden up by 12.

-----> they need to show that math.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 05:30 PM (3XvN1)

521 458 My proposal for new FBI HQ location:

https://tinyurl.com/y4d4ekmr
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:15 PM (XJipD)

I've got a burning desire for the FBI HQ to be here.

Posted by: Centralia, PA at October 28, 2020 05:31 PM (Ojki1)

522 How can there be so little visible support for team groper and still be ahead in the polls. I mean are all biden supporters "shy"...or so scared of the covid they wont leave there house? This should be a Trump blow out if there was any voter integrity.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 28, 2020 05:26 PM (9dzlp)

Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 05:31 PM (XxJt1)

523 Heating and air-conditioning at both sites by the very, very lowest of all low-bidders.

and made in China with parts that take two months to get when they break

Posted by: DanMan at October 28, 2020 05:31 PM (RusNE)

524 Why didn't anyone ask the guy while he was there in the witness chair?Is it, literally, too much to ask?

Posted by: AMartel at October 28, 2020 05:31 PM (WWgnZ)

525 Area 51 is close by...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (0R8lo)
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Has Trump gotten the valuable Space Alien endorsement?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Sea Chump at October 28, 2020 05:32 PM (xRn8c)

526 I'll bet Jo Jorgensen has more people at her rally.
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If you're driving, don't eat the brownies.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2020 05:32 PM (sWM8x)

527 CNN has Biden up by 12.

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Seems legit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 28, 2020 05:32 PM (jUVms)

528
NOTAMs

Notice To Airmen are announcements of Restricted Airspace.

All pilots should know to be aware of current NOTAMs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 05:32 PM (vXLpE)

529 Dumb question I guess, but, if campaign rallies don't matter, why do campaigns have rallies?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 05:32 PM (7o4Oo)

530 lol. They just caught a bunch of Democrats in my county trying to vote twice. They were voting by mail and voting in person. Word was being spread between the pro-Biden group they cold get away with it.

Nope. The county executive caught on.

By the way, county officials reporting there are lots of inquiries on "how to change your vote", and people following through. Weird. This place went 51% for Hillary in 2016.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 05:32 PM (VpIIl)

531
Oh yeah and he also renamed bread and the month of April after his mom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:32 PM (XJipD)

532 472 When I was a recruiter I had this interaction with a prospect:
Me-'You scored dang near a perfect score (yes, it is possible). In fact you qualify mentally for the Nuke Program.'
Prospect-'I want to do what you do.'
Me-'You want to be an Equipment Operator?'
Prospect-'Hell yeah.'

He probably retired as a Master Chief.
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2020 05:22 PM (XhWtx)


Kids who play with Tonka toys as kids never really get over that. If I hadn't become an architect, I would have driven heavy equipment.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (okGHj)

533 the rest of the comment


How many times do we have to tell you to stop applying logic and common sense?

Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (XxJt1)

534 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

535 Did People really select Kamala as the sexiest woman of 2020? HAHAHAHAHA
Look she's not bad considering age and mileage but HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (Ku7jX)

536 518 CNN has Biden up by 12.

Bigger than when Reagan beat Carver. Bigger than when H.W. Bush beat Dukakis.

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No, no. They mean he's awake by noon. Usually.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

---->I'm stealing that. applause

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (3XvN1)

537 Where is it fuckFacebook's job to censor ANYTHING that isn't against the law to publish?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

538 Several weeks ago, my puppy Allie & I found three abandoned puppies. They were hungry & scared. They had survived relying on each other in wild.

I named them Thee, Motley & Crew.

I thought I found them. Turns out, they found me. They are home.

Blessed are the little puppies.

https://tinyurl.com/y63a2rqu
Posted by: Tami


Got dusty in here.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (0R8lo)

539 Im so confident Trump is going to win, Im already dreading the eyeeores here on November 4 lamenting that these next 4 years are it because there will never be another Trump.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 05:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

540 506 I'd like to suggest a federal law that requires any pollster more than 3% off of actual election returns to be shot as a propagandist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

________


This. Also make any political corruption by a pol a capital offense.

Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2020 05:34 PM (C0uBP)

541 And he also created this large-format, interactive video version of his insane manifesto:

https://tinyurl.com/y2b8og74

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:34 PM (XJipD)

542 Kids who play with Tonka toys as kids never really get over that. If I hadn't become an architect, I would have driven heavy equipment.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (okGHj)

when I worked as an oilfield engineer, I loved every chance I got to jump up and run one of the big cranes. I got pretty good at it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

543
**Supposedly** your name MUST be crossed off the voter eligibility roll once they receive your mail-in ballot.

THIS is why we need Poll Watchers at every single polling station!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 05:34 PM (vXLpE)

544 495 At what point do we shoot people for sedition? Waiting for an arrest or trial seems pointless.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2020 05:26 PM (okGHj)

FBI under Biden will have no issue with shooting us and "redistributing" everything we have.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ONvIw)

545 So, Mark, explain to all of us how it is that you never censored ANY of the Trump / Russian collusion reports NOR did you censor any of the reports on the ILLEGAL LEAK of Trump's TAX returns?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

546 and made in China with parts that take two months to get when they break
Posted by: DanMan at October 28, 2020 05:31 PM (RusNE)
+++++++++++
China? Too good these days. Source the equipment from some former Soviet republic, preferably new old stock. You'll get Soviet reliability and the requirement that the onsite teams fabricate their own parts when shit goes sideways. And their metric connections won't mate cleanly to our standard ductwork - so it will also leak like a sieve, further reducing efficacy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 05:35 PM (hYcqw)

547 529 Dumb question I guess, but, if campaign rallies don't matter, why do campaigns have rallies?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 05:32 PM (7o4Oo)


Because shut up that's why!

Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ZfRYq)

548 "1 The FBI gave him a general, nonspecific warning about Russian disinformation, and Zuckerberg is just using this as an excuse for his own company's partisan censorship."

I'm thinking it is this.

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 28, 2020 05:35 PM (fn4eg)

549 I'll bet Jo Jorgensen has more people at her rally.
Posted by: dantesed at Octo

----> Does the BLM loving Jo seem like she'll get Gary's 4.5 votes? Those libertarians are probably going to give Trump the nod this time.

so..that's probably something the polls should reflect.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 05:35 PM (3XvN1)

550 Peoples_Pundit
@Peoples_Pundit

States like Ariz. and Texas are not getting more competitive B/C California movers are "bringing their liberal views with them."

Not true. We know B/C we've asked. 1st Gens are more GOP-friendly than 3rd Gens.

It's immigration, not migration, plus liberal education in 2nd Gens.

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:35 PM (asQlL)

551 Did People really select Kamala as the sexiest woman of 2020? HAHAHAHAHA
Look she's not bad considering age and mileage but HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (Ku7jX)


Short, squat and screechy does not seem sexy to me, but YMMV.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 05:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

552 NOTAMs



Notice To Airmen are announcements of Restricted Airspace.



All pilots should know to be aware of current NOTAMs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales



We were briefed on the return of the USS Kennedy. "Some of you in the media are reporting boats can get no closer than 100 yards, it's 500. 100 yds is when we open fire."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 05:36 PM (51WJ2)

553 Why didn't anyone ask the guy while he was there in the witness chair?Is it, literally, too much to ask?
Posted by: AMartel at October 28, 2020 05:31 PM

Wasn't in the script. This is theater.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 05:36 PM (OssQ4)

554 Damn. I just realized, these next four years are it, because there will never be another Trump.

Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 05:36 PM (SchQD)

555 Sharkman @ 493- What kind of equipment? Heh. I'd love to say all of it but Big USN gave the Seabees a bunch of different equipment and I know people who never ran it all. Crosstraining aside, every operator has their 'favorite' and I was no different. Partial to dozers, trackloaders, backhoes, scrapers, and dumptrucks, tractor trucks when mission required. Never cared for the MRS or old model GradeAlls. Tolerated motor graders somewhat. Very fond of the keggers and bbq's.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2020 05:36 PM (XhWtx)

556 I was not mad when the Senate postponed the tech CEO subpoenas because I figured the tech CEOs would just lie and nothing would happen.

Looks like I was right.

Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 05:36 PM (ZfRYq)

557
We were briefed on the return of the USS Kennedy. "Some of you in the media are reporting boats can get no closer than 100 yards, it's 500. 100 yds is when we open fire."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


Were the ranges changed after USS Cole?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 05:37 PM (vXLpE)

558 Anyone else planning on having a couple of drinks tonight?

No, just me? Oh, okay.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 05:37 PM (LIhNq)

559 Didn't Wray give the FBI a stern talking to not long ago?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:55 PM

Seminars. We had seminars.

Posted by: Chris Wray at October 28, 2020 05:37 PM (mNhhD)

560 And he also created this large-format, interactive video version of his insane manifesto:

https://tinyurl.com/y2b8og74
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:34 PM (XJipD)
++++++++
Niyazov ordered that reading the book was mandatory at all schools and universities, and that all new government employees should be tested on the book's contents. He later even made a test on the Ruhnama an essential element of driving tests. Niyazov was once quoted saying, that God himself told him that everyone who has read the book would come directly to heaven.

He's a special kind of tyrannical weirdo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)

561 Kamala looks like a fetal kangaroo.

She fugly.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 05:37 PM (EM4Pb)

562 I'm betting it was Wray personally alerting Zuck and Dorsey. If not Wray, then worse, because it means those "we can't interfere in the election" shit heads at DOJ decided to interfere for Biden.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2020 05:38 PM (ONvIw)

563 Trump Campaign sent an assload of Lawyers to Phillthy

That is the correct collective term, too.



I thought it was a slick of lawyers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 05:38 PM (zppxZ)

564 Kids who play with Tonka toys as kids never really get over that. If I hadn't become an architect, I would have driven heavy equipment.
Posted by: tcn in AK


People say they've lived a full life and have no regrets.

They're lucky.

I have a million.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:38 PM (0R8lo)

565 Generally speaking... if the FBI was in contact with Faceplant it was either from:
1 their media relations people
2 "top men" (Wray)

Typically those are the "only" people permitted to interface with "media."

It it's someone else, there is a much bigger problem with the FBI and who Faceplant is talking to.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2020 05:38 PM (3H9h1)

566 Is there anyone who is seriously going to pitch the "indictments are coming thing" now?

Because they aren't.

Also, I expect Sullivan to sentence Flynn Monday.

Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 05:38 PM (ZfRYq)

567 @ABC 2m

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has rejected Pennsylvania Republicans' second attempt to block an extended deadline for mail-in ballots for the 2020 election.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 05:38 PM (cF8AT)

568 Squaw Projects Like Multiplex discusses the election.

Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
The Republican Party cheated.

They cheated because they're scared they can't win through the democratic process. They're scared they can't win when the American people decide the outcome. They're scared they can't win when elections matter.

And they're right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 28, 2020 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)

569 American ribberal rearry rike Chinee asshoe

Cuban
Siricon Varrey
Biden

we pay, they rick

rick
rick
rick

Posted by: Chinese Spy King at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (oAY8z)

570 Kamala looks like a fetal kangaroo.

She fugly.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 05:37 PM (EM4Pb)


Kind of a Gelfling infiltrator vibe. Uncanny valley.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (t+qrx)

571 If it's shown that that presidential polling was once again embarassingly WAY off the mark, will the right pretty please stop citing, referencing, mentioning or in any way glancing at polls?

No? Ok, cool.

Posted by: Give That Man a See-gar at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (U7Hwh)

572 Anyone else planning on having a couple of drinks tonight?

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 05:37 PM (LIhNq)

Oh, yes.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (5FCda)

573 Trump Campaign sent an assload of Lawyers to Phillthy

That is the correct collective term, too.


I thought it was a slick of lawyers.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


A congress of lawyers.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (0R8lo)

574
Yeah, didn't we have a lame IG report that stated "mistakes were made" and "recommended" that the FBI "train" their corrupt agents to be more careful in the future when they engage in malfeasance and chicanery?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (vXLpE)

575 Several weeks ago, my puppy Allie & I found three abandoned puppies. They were hungry & scared. They had survived relying on each other in wild.

I named them Thee, Motley & Crew.

I thought I found them. Turns out, they found me. They are home.

Blessed are the little puppies.

https://tinyurl.com/y63a2rqu
Posted by: Tami


Bless you Tami, two of them resemble our rescues.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (pO7gM)

576 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has rejected Pennsylvania Republicans' second attempt to block an extended deadline for mail-in ballots for the 2020 election

---> ACB oh my

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (3XvN1)

577
He's a special kind of tyrannical weirdo.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)

-------

Yeah, Niyazov/Turkmenbasy is the kind of character you couldn't make up if you tried - people laugh at Berdimuhamedow's eccentricities but he's objectively mild by comparison. He was the "Return to Normalcy" candidate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 05:40 PM (XJipD)

578 561 Kamala looks like a fetal kangaroo.

Posted by: garrett


Crawlin' around on Willie Brown's ballsac, looking for the pouch.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2020 05:40 PM (HEEq1)

579 Damn. I just realized, these next four years are it, because there will never be another Trump.
Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 05:36 PM

Nah, Lincoln Project says he's gonna make himself dictator for life. Would they lie?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 05:40 PM (OssQ4)

580 Did People really select Kamala as the sexiest woman of 2020? HAHAHAHAHA
Look she's not bad considering age and mileage but HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 28, 2020 05:33 PM (Ku7jX)


Short, squat and screechy does not seem sexy to me, but YMMV.
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020


*
*

Didn't People rave about Mike Obama the same way? Yecch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:40 PM (rpbg1)

581 Were the ranges changed after USS Cole?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


I'm sure they were, but this was post 911 Puget Sound.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 05:40 PM (51WJ2)

582 New one!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 28, 2020 05:40 PM (Vxu+H)

583 God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2020 05:10 PM (3aI0K)




And with that advanced brain power we invented bending them over a desk. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 05:40 PM (9Om/r)

584 490
The wreckage of the Hard Rock Hotel, you know, the hotel that
collapsed a solid year ago and hasn't been cleared away yet? Some of
that debris could turn into projectiles. Not near me, but in downtown.
______Is that poor construction worker still trapped in that mess? I was in NO in January and couldn't believe he/it was still there.

Posted by: sharksauce at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (DFZnL)

585 There is NOTHING sexy about Kuntmala Harris. Nothing.

Not her face. Not her body. Not even as a woman.

Nothing.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

586 "@568
Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
The Republican Party cheated."

Good. If she's going into sour maize mode it must mean she expects to lose.

Posted by: Zek at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (r4fw8)

587 She always sounds like she is going to start crying and you know she's an exceptionally ugly crier.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (EM4Pb)

588 "Once again, I want to know who wrote this warning."

And when

Posted by: goodluckduck at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (NIoAz)

589 Hot weather chick Alexandra is now telling us we might see a storm surge of 7-11 feet in some areas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (rpbg1)

590 551 No. The People Kamala thing was me.

But you know they would if it would help Joe. And the fact you even had to ask shows how far our media have fallen.

I'm happy you laughed.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (v2c9/)

591 > The HQ of the FBI can be moved to Minneapolis or Portland

We have all kinds of mothballed military bases here in Alaska, many of which are extremely remote and inhospitable even by Alaska standards.

Most of them still get runway maintenance, and get an annual (or so) fixup visit to keep the place from falling apart, but their readiness for reactivation would be enhanced with a full-time caretaker staff, I'm sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (VikfB)

592 Something else to consider about Jack Dorsey's business. His Square credit card product overcharges business owners by either a little (sometimes) or a lot (most times). Usually by keeping over 1 whole percent or more of their credit card revenues. What a jackass to screw over small business owners like that.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (AOmVJ)

593 547 529 Dumb question I guess, but, if campaign rallies don't matter, why do campaigns have rallies?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2020 05:32 PM (7o4Oo)

Because shut up that's why!
Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2020 05:35 PM (ZfRYq)

Well there is a good answer. It's because yeah, in the past rallies did matter, because people like to be asked personally by the candidate to go vote, it's a key part of the Ground Game, and in all past Campaigns in the history of this country, the winner of the ground game has been the winner of the election.

But THIS year rallies don't matter, because everyone decided back in March that they didn't like Trump becaue COVID!!! and after that it's all been in the bag and nobody can say or do anything at all to make any difference and it's all over already. Because this is a different kind of election than has ever happened before in all of human history, that's why.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:42 PM (Kpl3J)

594 Posted by: Dustino at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (u3RLv)



Fail.

Posted by: Turing Test at October 28, 2020 05:42 PM (zppxZ)

595 Bless you Tami, two of them resemble our rescues.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (pO7gM)

That was a link to Lin Wood that Tami posted.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 05:42 PM (zoyKY)

596 Cleanup on 428.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 28, 2020 05:43 PM (YqED9)

597 Nicolle Wallace was cackling today that Biden is up 17 in Wisconsin. Why not make it 71 points ahead? It's so absurd, go all the way with it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 28, 2020 05:43 PM (mNhhD)

598 > Elizabeth Warren

It cannot be emphasized strongly enough that this scrunt wasn't even able to win the Democratic primary in her home state.

Yet they keep acting as if she's a viable national candidate.

This is a sign of just how thin their bench is (if them getting stuck with Plugs wasn't sign enough).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 05:43 PM (VikfB)

599 The wreckage of the Hard Rock Hotel, you know, the hotel that collapsed a solid year ago and hasn't been cleared away yet? Some of that debris could turn into projectiles. Not near me, but in downtown.

______Is that poor construction worker still trapped in that mess? I was in NO in January and couldn't believe he/it was still there.
Posted by: sharksauce at October 28, 2020


*
*

No, I think they've gotten all the bodies out now. The local CBS affiliate just now showed the wind downtown rippling the tall painted banners commemorating the workers who died.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:43 PM (rpbg1)

600 Oh ffs! I went onto a banking site to get some currency exchange rates and a pop up survey appeared. Who will you vote for or who would you vote for? Completely anonymous with the bank header on it. Trump was ahead by a 3-1 margin.

Posted by: Megthered at October 28, 2020 05:43 PM (SM/op)

601 The FBI has had the computer and hard drive of Joe Biden's son Hunter Biden in its possession for almost a year.
........

They'll get around to it, right after they tell us about the Vegas shooting.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

602 576, Republicans asked for an expedited ruling. Have to read the order first. Someone said something about the disputed ballots might be sequestered until the court rules on the merits.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2020 05:44 PM (pO7gM)

603 https://bit.ly/3oBbUAT
*******
https://statespoll.com/tagged/Electoral Map

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (asQlL)

604 Where ever one moves the FBI to, just make sure it's already a dim strong hold.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (51WJ2)

605 "Is Bucktown a high flood area? It's near the lake levee, which usually means higher ground." wolfus

the land east of Bucktown near the lake was ground pumped/dredged up from the lake ... that is a few feet above sea level. I don't think Bucktown is higher though ... when the levee broke on the other side of the canal, a lot of my friends' homes were under 6-8 feet of water. The Metairie side didn't flood, iirc.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (Cus5s)

606 Supreme Court Decision - not what it seems.

"The justices on Wednesday denied a request from Pennsylvania Republicans to review the decision on an accelerated basis. Justice Amy Coney Barrett did not participate in the consideration of the motion. The order was issued with no noted dissents."

this does not mean they won't review it, just not quick-like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (Kpl3J)

607 > Nicolle Wallace was cackling today that Biden is up 17 in Wisconsin. Why not make it 71 points ahead? It's so absurd, go all the way with it.

Right. I can buy Wisco being pretty close.

No way it's 17 points. Nope. Not after Kenosha.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (VikfB)

608
Up next: "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor"
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2020 05:21 PM (AiZBA)

That's for the victory speech next Tuesday night

Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (8SG/h)

609 115
And why would this individual from the FBI remain unnamed? Get the name. Put Zuk under oath and get the name.

Perzackly. Under oath...under a towel and a stream of water...whatever it takes.

Posted by: $750 Worth of Zap Rowsdower at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (P/ALc)

610 595, okay, people post under different names so I assumed that those were hers.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (pO7gM)

611 525
Has Trump gotten the valuable Space Alien endorsement?

nope. not the valuable ones, just the space aliens no one wants anything to do with.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 28, 2020 05:46 PM (sGtp+)

612 "The FBI has had the computer and hard drive of Joe Biden's son Hunter Biden in its possession for almost a year."

Oh crap. You'll never believe what happened with a huge magnet.

Posted by: FIB at October 28, 2020 05:46 PM (r4fw8)

613
And doesn't ABC require an FCC license to continue?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


No

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2020 05:47 PM (63Dwl)

614 610 595, okay, people post under different names so I assumed that those were hers.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (pO7gM)

Yeah, those were Lin Wood's.

If I took them I'd have...six dogs. And no husband.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 05:47 PM (cF8AT)

615 There is NOTHING sexy about Kuntmala Harris. Nothing.

Not her face. Not her body. Not even as a woman.

Nothing.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)
.......

When she laughs I suffer testicular retraction.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2020 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

616 @615
That's funny. So does she.

Posted by: Zek at October 28, 2020 05:48 PM (r4fw8)

617 the land east of Bucktown near the lake was ground pumped/dredged up from the lake ... that is a few feet above sea level. I don't think Bucktown is higher though ... when the levee broke on the other side of the canal, a lot of my friends' homes were under 6-8 feet of water. The Metairie side didn't flood, iirc.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2020


*
*

The section east of Bucktown is in he city proper, and yes, most of that high-priced real estate sits on landfill pumped in during the 1920s to extend the existing lakeshore. I love Lakeview, as it's called, even with the badly broken streets, but it floods when a dog uses a fire hydrant.

I'm on the Occupied West Bank, as I call it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:49 PM (rpbg1)

618 506 I'd like to suggest a federal law that requires any pollster more than 3% off of actual election returns to be shot as a propagandist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2020 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

better yet, sue them personally.

They lose their house and assets.

Or pay boatloads of money to attorneys. The process is the punishment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 05:50 PM (sy5kK)

619 > When she laughs I suffer testicular retraction.

She's damned near got a Hillary-level cackle.

All of these Dem women sound like they're threatening you and your little dog, too, when they laugh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 05:50 PM (VikfB)

620 > I'd like to suggest a federal law that requires any pollster more than 3% off of actual election returns to be shot as a propagandist.

I'd settle for public exposure in the pillory, with a plentiful supply of rotten fruit, tar, and feathers provided.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 05:51 PM (VikfB)

621 It is never a bad time to order more ammo and bury it in PCV pipe next to the broken down weapon packed in cosmoline.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 28, 2020 05:51 PM (e1mEI)

622 erohedge
@zerohedge

6m
NBA Braces For Record 40% Drop In Revenue In 2020-2021 Season

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:52 PM (asQlL)

623 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 05:45 PM (VikfB)

Wisky ain't close. MI will be won by PDT too. wHitler is hated here.

Posted by: clutch at October 28, 2020 05:54 PM (9UmRs)

624 https://bit.ly/2HLMO17
*******
CJinKnoxTN on Twitter:

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 05:55 PM (asQlL)

625 Nood.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 28, 2020 05:56 PM (5FCda)

626 Creepy to hear the wind moan. During a rain storm this summer, Linda swore she could not hear the sound, even when I turned off the TV.

There's a guy on the local news who lives on a boat anchored at the lakeshore, and says he has ridden other storms out. "If the dock goes, we all go. I'm not worried." I hope he'll be okay. But the people at that destroyed apartment complex in Gulfport in 1969 made brave noises too, I'll bet, before Hurricane Camille wiped it off the face of the earth. This is no Camille, but . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:58 PM (rpbg1)

627 "I love Lakeview, as it's called, even with the badly broken streets, but it floods when a dog uses a fire hydrant.
I'm on the Occupied West Bank, as I call it." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I rented in Lake Vista for 13 years, on that high ground. Left in '99. Lots of West Baker friends ... heavy concentration of deplorable types.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2020 05:58 PM (Cus5s)

628 Knocked out my Internet for a second.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2020 05:58 PM (rpbg1)

629 Sharkman @ 493- What kind of equipment? Heh. I'd love to say all of it but Big USN gave the Seabees a bunch of different equipment and I know people who never ran it all. Crosstraining aside, every operator has their 'favorite' and I was no different. Partial to dozers, trackloaders, backhoes, scrapers, and dumptrucks, tractor trucks when mission required. Never cared for the MRS or old model GradeAlls. Tolerated motor graders somewhat. Very fond of the keggers and bbq's.

Posted by: Eromero



That sounds like a lifetime of dangerous fun.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 06:02 PM (BM2fS)

630 576 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has rejected Pennsylvania Republicans' second attempt to block an extended deadline for mail-in ballots for the 2020 election

---> ACB oh my
Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 05:39 PM (3XvN1)

Fox reported that ACB was not part of this decision.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 06:15 PM (sy5kK)

631 Sorry Zuck. But every time you open your pie hole, the needle on my BS detector hits the peg.

Posted by: Java Joe at October 28, 2020 06:33 PM (fZdRX)

632 If Biden is elected (vomits violently), Wray will be just one of hundreds of shit weasels Joe will infest the FBI with. He'll make Bathhouse Barry look like a piker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2020 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

He has his own shit weasels to pay off. Wray is almost as likely to be fired as anyone else.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2020 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

633 Previous congressional hearings with these people were all about the Russians. Congress pretended Russia was a big deal. They are just sticking to the script they were given a year and a half ago.

Posted by: Chris W at October 28, 2020 07:38 PM (ENWT/)

634 Call this Penis sipper on his obvious bluff and ask him to show the communication in writing from the FBI.

Also, if they "warned" Zuck AND THE PUBLIC, then that communication would be much easier to present. But it doesn't exist because it didn't happen.
Hes just a self important boil on the ass of America. And look at "Jack" from Twitter... he's all but converted to Islam. Fuck him too. Prosecute their lying asses for perjury and see how fast they abandon this ill gotten self proclaimed role, decide of all things. Fuck the both of em

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 28, 2020 07:42 PM (aR6C/)

635 Democrats lie. Period.

Facebook/Google/Twitter Delenda Est.

Posted by: setnaffa at October 28, 2020 09:51 PM (eaJqd)

636 Did anybody "fact check" Xuck with something heavy yet?

Posted by: klaftern at October 28, 2020 10:41 PM (RuIsu)

637 Team Biden gave out the warning and MSM playbook Jan 20, 2020. Read this knowing what we know now.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6661670-01-20-20-Team-Biden-Memo-on-Impeachment.html

Posted by: aawlberninf350 at October 28, 2020 11:07 PM (SaCyT)

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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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