In Senate Testimony, Jack Dorsey Commits Perjury

Ted Cruz interrogated Jack Dorsey over Twitter's censorship of the New York Post story, while "gleefully" allowing "journalists" to illegally spread Trump's alleged tax returns on Twitter.

Dorsey lied and claimed there was partisan bias in that decision. But that's hard to prove, and that's the lie they all tell fifty times a day. (And then they wonder why we're not bothered if Trump exaggerates the truth.)

Dorsey went on to falsely claim that Twitter was now permitting users to post the story.

Ted Cruz just tested that claim, and finds that Dorsey is lying. Again.

In a provable way.


Cruz's questioning of the liar and censor and election interferer Jack Dorsey is worth watching:

streiff also tried to link the story on twitter -- and was censored again. See the top link for that.

Posted by: Ace at 02:19 PM




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1 mine/.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 02:20 PM (KnJdm)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:20 PM (NWM+b)

3 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:20 PM (NWM+b)

4 First!!!

Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2020 02:20 PM (/loVg)

5 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 28, 2020 02:20 PM (Do5/p)

6 He was mostly truthful, I'm sure...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 02:20 PM (v2c9/)

7 The Hangin' Tree or the Whippin' Post? Either way.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 28, 2020 02:21 PM (PbH71)

8 Dorsey won't be prosecuted. He should be, but he won't.

Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2020 02:21 PM (INPZ+)

9 Top ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 28, 2020 02:21 PM (/4vtq)

10 Jack has a long beard. Repeat, Jack has a long beard. And a nose ring.

Seriously. The guy looks like he's been living in a cave for the last year.

Posted by: fly gal at October 28, 2020 02:21 PM (6CtMt)

11 I dont care to be a firsthole.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 28, 2020 02:21 PM (WQZ1O)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Good for Cruz, but I'll bet a dollar Dorsey faces no consequences for perjury.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (qpX6U)

14 Isn't it only perjury if you're under oath?

Was Dorsey under oath?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

15 18 USC 1621 makes it a felony to lie under oath to the Senate.

That's nice. What are you going to DO about it, Ted?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (SchxB)

16
Indict him, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (vXLpE)

17 The fucking do something about it already. Feckless fucking politicians.


Arrest him. Take control of his company. Bring him up on FEC law breaking.

Something. Anything. Because I'm damn tired of the stern talking to kabuki fucking theatre.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (3aLWR)

18 18 USC 1621 makes it a felony to lie under oath to the Senate.

Then why wasn't @jack arrested?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (HaL55)

19
Nothing will happen to Dorsey. Consequences are for little people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (mht8P)

20 Yeah any minute now he'll be arrested for perjury and held in prison. Annnny minute. Just you wait! They always do something about it in congress, without fail!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

21 If the pine-scented FBI druid is still out there walking around, Jack isn't getting cuffed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (B+qrE)

22 So what?

I mean it. I don't want to mean it, but so what?

Zuckerberg lied his ass off at his last congressional testimony. Google execs did, too. They told obvious, provable lies that anyone with a technical background knew were lies at the moment they were uttered, and that Congress could have proven with a modicum of work.

What happened to them? That's right. Nothing. Not a single damned thing.

Jack Dorsey will be no different.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (hYcqw)

23 His lips were moving so of course he was lying.
Nothing will happen.
Just like all the rest of them.
I saw his photo earlier. Is Jack going Unabomber?

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (d9Irc)

24 13
Good for Cruz, but I'll bet a dollar Dorsey faces no consequences for perjury.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (qpX6U)

Silly rabbit, consequences are for conservatives.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (KnJdm)

25 No Knock Raid that motherfucker.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (hEM3I)

26 I'm Graham Dorsey!

Posted by: Charles Bronson at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (l3+k2)

27 Oh...didn't read the tweet. I guess he WAS under oath, so throw the fucker in jail.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

28 I'm hearing perjury, but nothing about intent to commit perjury. Ohhhhh well.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (Oka5v)

29
Jack has a long beard. Repeat, Jack has a long beard. And a nose ring.



Seriously. The guy looks like he's been living in a cave for the last year.
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Definitely has me thinking that wealth tax idea.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (sX1BW)

30
Dorsey had his fingers crossed behind his back, so it's fine.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (sy5kK)

31 "Jack has a long beard. Repeat, Jack has a long beard. And a nose ring. Seriously. The guy looks like he's been living in a cave for the last year."

Software developer chic. He doesn't look as weird as most of them do.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (qpX6U)

32 It is only a lie if, when caught, they pay a penalty for lying.

Posted by: tbodie at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (Gjw1J)

33 Go to twatter and try to find anything trending about Philly and the riots. Nothing.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (xWWdO)

34
Doesn't the Senate have a dungeon for occurances like this?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (mht8P)

35 Prosecute Dorsey for perjury or shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Guzalot at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (Rz36l)

36 This is kind of like the "retraction" method they use. Jack says that the story can be tweeted now. It's the first information put out, people absorb it and move on, believing that they can. Later after everyone has it already set in their minds one thing, twitter retracts the information and says oops my bad you actually can't. But then it's too late, the lie is out there and they already have the results they wanted. I learned about that method here.

Posted by: Adrienne at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (lVcuh)

37 from previous thread...
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Jack needs the Roger Stone treatment.

no one is above the law, you know.

Also, this is about power. Twitter and the tech monopolies are saying they are above the law, what can you do? Well, trump can turn you off. that's power

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (3XvN1)

38 Who better to bust someone for lying than the Senate?

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (UMXod)

39 The more they cover up the story the more it gets talked about.

"If its so false why cover it up?" and "What's all the fuss about?"


Should have let it come out, low-keyed it, and spun it like a top.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is A Cockeyed Optimist! at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (E8fen)

40 A low level operative in our Cincinnati office made that decision without my knowledge.

And I cannot provide a copy of my laptops as the hard drives all crashed at the same time.

Posted by: Jack Dorsey, Lois Lerner protege at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (Z4rgH)

41 8 Dorsey won't be prosecuted. He should be, but he won't.
____________

That's the thing.

Dorsey can sit there and perjure himself, and senators like Cruz can recognize that he is perjuring himself and cite to the law that he is violating . . .

But unless and until they are willing to PROSECUTE him for it, it's meaningless, and Dorsey knows it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 02:25 PM (k4dH2)

42 oblig-

Sergeant-At-Arms, whack his pee-pee!

Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 02:25 PM (SchQD)

43 Mistakes were made.

Some people did some things.

What difference, at this point, does it make?!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2020 02:25 PM (DMUuz)

44 I was just thinking that someone needed to do something like this in real time. Post a link to Trumps taxes or the fake dossier, then post a link to a Biden scandal story and see which one got blocked. Then force Dorsey or Zuckerberg to explain it without using the word algorithm.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 28, 2020 02:25 PM (LpuJz)

45 So what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: squid_hunt at October 28, 2020 02:25 PM (B0mGw)

46 Again we see another Schrodinger's Law in action.


Or not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 02:25 PM (HaL55)

47 "Software developer chic. He doesn't look as weird as most of them do."

Remember a few years back, they were all wearing fedoras and waxed long mustaches? Now they go for the Antifa look, mostly.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:25 PM (qpX6U)

48 Yaaaaaaaawn
- Barr

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:25 PM (22mNy)

49 This dude would be the perfect cellmate for Ted Kaczynski.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2020 02:25 PM (axyOa)

50 Lying to congress is a sport.
Dorsey only gets like 3 points for that one.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (cJEnq)

51 Do they block sasquatch stories?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

52 Who better to bust someone for lying than the Senate?

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (UMXod)


It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (Z4rgH)

53 When people are finally fed up with authoritarians like Dorsey, it is my sincere hope they will show up at his house with torches, pitchforks and wood for the crucifixion.

By the way, if you're on Twatter, you're supporting this smug douche.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (VpIIl)

54 Just you wait and see. I'm sure he'll be prosecuted just as soon as they finish investigating the coup.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (TO9X0)

55 8 Dorsey won't be prosecuted. He should be, but he won't.

____________



That's the thing.



Dorsey can sit there and perjure himself, and senators like Cruz can
recognize that he is perjuring himself and cite to the law that he is
violating . . .



But unless and until they are willing to PROSECUTE him for it, it's meaningless, and Dorsey knows it.
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This is true FU money.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (sX1BW)

56 Now, Mr. Cruz......

MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN!!!!!

I'm tired of the tough guy act, then dick happens afterwards.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

57 40
A low level operative in our Cincinnati office made that decision without my knowledge.



And I cannot provide a copy of my laptops as the hard drives all crashed at the same time.

Posted by: Jack Dorsey, Lois Lerner protege at October 28, 2020 02:24 PM (Z4rgH)

Crashed, then fell out of an airplane at 20,000 feet, into an active volcano, that was struck by lightning.

It was the damnedest thing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (KnJdm)

58
Call a Twitter all hands company meeting at corporate, chain the doors, burn it down.

It's the only way.

I never said it was going to be pretty.


oh, for the future Soros DA charging me with mass murder:

"/s"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (sy5kK)

59 He lied. To the Senate. So who prosecutes the sonofabitch?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (O+I8R)

60 Lyin' Ted ain't gonna do shit.

Posted by: Oschisms at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (BD0Jm)

61
Why do they bother holding these hearings if the witnesses can lie with impunity?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (G51Gf)

62 Lying to Congress. Please.

Congress lies to the American People ten times a day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (3aLWR)

63 Dorsey and Commander Data at Facebook better get ready for November 4th.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (Mp+Ti)

64
That's the thing.



Dorsey can sit there and perjure himself, and senators like Cruz can
recognize that he is perjuring himself and cite to the law that he is
violating . . .



But unless and until they are willing to PROSECUTE him for it, it's meaningless, and Dorsey knows it.


The congresscretins will not punish Dorsey because he contributes to their election campaigns. They will not bite the hand that feeds their trough.

WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (HaL55)

65 Jack is a cross between the Unibomber and Howard Hughes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (a1/fh)

66 I saw his photo earlier. Is Jack going Unabomber?
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (d9Irc)

He is getting a BIG jump on No-Shave November.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (Ez6QX)

67 61
Why do they bother holding these hearings if the witnesses can lie with impunity?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (G51Gf)


I'm ready for my close up, Mr Deville

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (3aLWR)

68 Again we see more ludicrous legislative theater:

"We're going to have hearings and pretend we're doing something about this, but we're not actually gonna do jack shit. But we have to pretend we're doing something so the rubes don't get agitated."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (k4dH2)

69 So is he going to get the Roger Stone treatment?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

70 Wake me when they charge him. See you in 2077.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 02:27 PM (y3kew)

71 When was the last time someone was prosecuted for lying to the senate? Hey, it's great that they caught the d-bag lying. But, all talk and no action against the "elite" or the TPTB in this country. Us chumps would be nailed to cross by the Feds.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (mE7cY)

72 Well?

Arrest his ass already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (Z+IKu)

73 >no one is above the law, you know.



hell plenty of people are above the law
we have a multi-tiered justice system


what you want is membership at the Gold Club level

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (iTXRQ)

74 Lyin' Ted ain't gonna do shit.

------------
What do you want him to do?


Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (sX1BW)

75 I have an unrelated question: why does Biden want to raise taxes?

Why does the federal government bother collecting taxes at all?

Its obvious the debt means nothing to either party. Its obvious they just print money when they want to whether we have it or not. We've had Obama's retarded "stimulus" package and the "stimulus" during the shutdown and another on the way. All of those were a trillion or more. None of them were printed from money actually in the treasury from taxes.

Why even bother with the charade?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

76 17 The fucking do something about it already. Feckless fucking politicians.


Arrest him. Take control of his company. Bring him up on FEC law breaking.

Something. Anything. Because I'm damn tired of the stern talking to kabuki fucking theatre.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (3aLWR)
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Mr. Bartender, I'll have what that gentleman is having.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (sy5kK)

77 Dorsey looks like a diseased, homeless freak.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (O+I8R)

78 Then press charges, damn you!
Stop talking and start acting.

Posted by: Natasha at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (hbrUW)

79 "Software developer chic. He doesn't look as weird as most of them do."

In my day it was neckbeards, long pony tails, pocket protectors. And you had to be FAT. Overweight.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (qpX6U)

80 Cruz should have had his staff test it right there.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (VpIIl)

81 THAT'S Dorsey? He looks like a bum, or a mental patient.

NO WONDER Twitter is hard left.

I don't blame Cruz for interviewing him by video. I would, too: those things can jump, ya know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (c+cQQ)

82 Perjury? Jack no understand what that is.

Posted by: Jack "Caveman" Dorsey at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (/4vtq)

83 >Why do they bother holding these hearings if the witnesses can lie with impunity?



so they can say they 'looked into it'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (iTXRQ)

84 The Demoncrat Pollsters do not tell you the public's opinion, they try to influence public opinion.......

I believe lots of people are lying to the pollsters just to F**k with them.....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (nOJDr)

85 Who cares? Nobody is going to hear about this perjury because the media won't cover it and twitter and facebook will block any story about Cruz exposing it.

Posted by: esstah at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (qwTxQ)

86 "We're going to have hearings and pretend we're doing something about this, but we're not actually gonna do jack shit. But we have to pretend we're doing something so the rubes don't get agitated."

Let's put it this way: if that was exactly what they are doing, what would they do differently?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

87 A felony isn't a felony when no-one is punished.

Is Ted going to send federal marshals to arrest Dorsey for perjury?

No?

Bukkake theater, as the Empress would say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (2JVJo)

88 Republicans will pretend to be upset about this and the MSM will pretend Dorsey did nothing wrong. It works out well for both sides.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (22mNy)

89 77 Dorsey looks like a diseased, homeless freak.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (O+I8R)/i]

Dorsey looks like a diseased, homeless freak on a bad day. A vector for scabies, crabs, fleas, what have you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (c+cQQ)

90 HA!
Hi Jordan. I hear you make a great Bacon Wench.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (d9Irc)

91 It's not a lie if you believe it's true....

Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (TB7HE)

92 25 No Knock Raid that motherfucker.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 02:23 PM (hEM3I)



Skip the raid, go straight Mussolini on him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (sy5kK)

93 Whatcha gonna do about it Ted???


Until I see action and convictions this is all kabuki.

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

94 17 The fucking do something about it already. Feckless fucking politicians.


Arrest him. Take control of his company. Bring him up on FEC law breaking.

Something. Anything. Because I'm damn tired of the stern talking to kabuki fucking theatre.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (3aLWR)
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Mr. Bartender, I'll have what that gentleman is having.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM

Make mine a double and a subscription to his news letter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (pTJsd)

95
When's the last time anyone was prosecuted for perjuring themselves before the Senate?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (G51Gf)

96 Just because I don't want this willowed...

I told my dad last night I was certain of victory and he asked how I know and I told him Dave in FL said so.

He was like, who? Dave. In Florida.

He said okay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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LOLOLOL I wish I could have seen his face.

Funny thing is, I'm not anyone important. I'm just a guy in his family room who is looking at data that is publicly available. Anyone could do it.

But people don't, they just listen to what is said by the media and react to it.

Tell me one thing that the media hasn't lied about in the last 4 years? Why would we suddenly think they won't lie about polls?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (5p7BC)

97 So file the perjury charges.

No more talk. Fight.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (hku12)

98 Lying to Congress. Please.



Congress lies to the American People ten times a day.


Yes, and they hate having competition.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (SchxB)

99 In Senate Testimony, Jack Dorsey Commits Perjury




*Makes shake weight motion

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (+UWHh)

100 It works out well for both sides.

Both will use it for fundraisers. Everyone wins! Well, except the public. But everyone who matters wins...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

101 Oh no, not perjury in front of Congress.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (7v6xn)

102 Hi Jordan. I hear you make a great Bacon Wench.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 28, 2020 02:29 PM (d9Irc)

It was a lot of fun! I got to hip check a couple of people out of my way when it wasn't their turn.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (Ez6QX)

103 >>Because I'm damn tired of the stern talking to kabuki fucking theatre. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2020 02:22 PM (3aLWR)
Mr. Bartender, I'll have what that gentleman is having.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (sy5kK)

"If he's not gonna shoot me, then he oughtn't to point the gun at me. It's insincere." -- 'Heist'

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (6J5Fm)

104 Smash Twitter into a million tiny pieces and give it all away for a nickel each. Fuck Jack Dorsey.

Do they not have showers in his house ? Good fucking lord what a dirtbag piece of shit.

Posted by: deadrody at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (V9901)

105 So was he charged ?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (AHq56)

106 He's a grown ass old man with a fucking nose ring........

He's above the law and knows it. He can do whatever he wants.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Should have done this live, Chromecast to a big screen, while Dorsey was being questioned. Right in front of him, the Senate, and CSPAN.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (OssQ4)

108 When's the last time anyone was prosecuted for perjuring themselves before the Senate?

Has anyone? Ever?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

109 It's unblocked now. Share away!

Curiously this happened almost instantly after Cruz pointed out that Dorsey had committed a felony.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (VikfB)

110 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contempt_of_Congress#Inherent_contempt

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Maybe he can ask Chinese Mitch pretty please.

Posted by: Oschisms at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (BD0Jm)

111 In my day it was neckbeards, long pony tails, pocket protectors. And you had to be FAT. Overweight.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (qpX6U)

__

It depends in the field. That's still there for more of the old school stuff like client/server, mainframe (yes those still exist) and database work.

The hipsters are in cloud based, cybersecurity, stuff.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (22mNy)

112 Has Dorsey been mocked well anywhere yet? I mean, has anybody done a proper mocking of his personage?

Posted by: klaftern at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (RuIsu)

113 So file the perjury charges.



No more talk. Fight.

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How does Ted Cruz bring perjury charges? Hearings are mostly pointless, but they may have some mild effect. But when there are no hearings, many people demand them.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (sX1BW)

114 Why even bother with the charade?

To make us suffer. To show us they have power over us to make our standard of living go down whenever they wish while they themselves prosper.

In short, to rub our noses in their pile of power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (HaL55)

115 Kiss me Ted. I like to get kissed when I'm getting fucked.

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

116 Some theatrics they could have tried:

Mr. Dorsey, the big screen on the wall is showing a computer logged into a twitter account. The url of the NY post story has already been copied to the clipboard. You are now being handed a mouse and keyboard. Please post the link to the twitter account and show us that it is not blocked.

Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 02:32 PM (SchQD)

117 Your trustworthy news sources:
AoSHQ
OAN
RSBN
Donald J. Trump
Rifftrax
Jamel_AKA_Jamal on YouTube
Elon Musk
The Critical Drinker

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 02:32 PM (NiXyF)

118 If I'm ever in trouble with the law, I don't want any special treatment.
Just treat me like Jack Dorsey. Or Hillary. Or Hunter.

Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2020 02:32 PM (INPZ+)

119 > Jack has a long beard. Repeat, Jack has a long beard.

Someone posting as "Ordy Packard's Amish Pumpkin Spice" commented "My culture is not your costume."

LOL.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 02:32 PM (VikfB)

120 Dorsey knows what we all should know. Big Tech has bought off enough senators that they will never face consequences.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (r+sAi)

121 Biden and Obama to appear together in Michigan on Halloween (this Saturday).

First joint-appearance for them since 2016 I believe.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (ZR7kf)

122 "Excellent. They're talking about what I look like instead of my stomping on their silly 1st Amendment." - Dorsey

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (Oka5v)

123 Congress lies to the American People ten times a day.

Yes, and they hate having competition.
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Clearly they don't hate it, or they'd do something about it.

It's not like they don't have the power.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (k4dH2)

124
Some theatrics they could have tried:

Mr. Dorsey, the big screen on the wall is showing a computer logged into a twitter account. The url of the NY post story has already been copied to the clipboard. You are now being handed a mouse and keyboard. Please post the link to the twitter account and show us that it is not blocked.
Posted by: irright

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So easy and obvious it's pathetic. But no sex please, we're Republicans.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (G51Gf)

125 homosexual immunity

Posted by: South Afrikaner accent guy at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (0tE/i)

126 >>Tell me one thing that the media hasn't lied about in the last 4 years? Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (5p7BC)

Trump Decides Not To Unleash Robot Kill-Dogs In Midst Of Phila. Protests.

They lied about that. He is gonna unleash.

(insert mechanical growl)

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (6J5Fm)

127 82
Perjury? Jack no understand what that is.

Posted by: Jack "Caveman" Dorsey at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (/4vtq)
Repost:
For those who don't know how AI works, the gist of it is that you create an algorithm, train it on sets of data to obtain a desired outcome, check that it is doing what you want (correctly identifying streetlights versus icecream trucks, for example), then unleash it in the real world on real-word data (e.g., social media posts).


So Big Tech can say that it is just AI doing all the censorship and up-ranking and down-ranking of news. But in reality, the AI is just doing what Big Tech programmed and taught the AI to do.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (KnJdm)

128 Mr. Dorsey, the big screen on the wall is showing a computer logged into a twitter account. The url of the NY post story has already been copied to the clipboard. You are now being handed a mouse and keyboard. Please post the link to the twitter account and show us that it is not blocked.

Yeah, at least tried something like that.

Although it could easily backfire, its likely his account is completely open and nothing is blocked from it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

129 It's unblocked now. Share away!

Curiously this happened almost instantly after Cruz pointed out that Dorsey had committed a felony.

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So now it's only going to come with one of their nefarious "fact check" warnings about unverified information, headlines not telling the whole story, not credible, click to "view" anyway, you racist bigot rednecked idiot.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (O+I8R)

130 https://twitter.com/mngander92/status/
1321516231086800896

This dude from MN seems to think there's a solid chance that Trump wins the state and we flip two House seats there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (NWM+b)

131 I'm a bit surprised there's not a "but muh private business" comment from Ace in there somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

132 The GOP couldn't even defund NPR when they had full control of government. That was when I realized the party was full of shit and would never deliver on any major promises.

The idea that they will break up Twitter is absurd. They give no fucks about you or me. As long as the lobbying money keep coming in that's what matters.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (22mNy)

133
So Jack Dorsey is the real Democrat candidate, right?

He told the R Senate to Eff Off right to their faces. He knows they will do nothing. But hey, he did it nicely.

I thought the DoJ was supposed to do something about people who commit federal felonies.

Silly me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (sy5kK)

134 "Software developer chic. He doesn't look as weird as most of them do."

I don't know what it's like these days, but way back when, we could dress and groom any way we wanted, because all our code was obfuscated and undocumented, therefore we were unfireable. I die, your platform dies. Maybe Pixy is like that.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (qpX6U)

135 Lyin' Ted ain't gonna do shit.

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What do you want him to do?


Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (sX1BW)


Were I on twatter?

Swamp his thread with demands that Cruz get off his lazy ass and prosecute obvious perjury.

Then watch as Ted either blocks you or spins faster than a fucking dervish to "explain" why he can't possibly do anything, but in the meantime, send him money.

100% of the Democrats and 99% of the GOP need to swing from a lamppost.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (2JVJo)

136 Boy, that guy looks like a real a-hole.

Posted by: Ted Kacyzinski at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (c+cQQ)

137 So was he charged ?
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM (AHq56)


Yes. An angry tweet was sent.

That's what you meant by charged...... right?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (hku12)

138 They piss on your shoe while they tell you it's raining.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (eu0xF)

139 Well is the son of a bitch under arrest? Is he wearing the shackles? I want action, not fucking hot gas. Bust the bastard and grind his nose into the cement. Then drag his lying ass to the slammer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (o2MD2)

140 So I guess we know who runs America now, right?

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (haWye)

141 -
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Should have done this live, Chromecast to a big
screen, while Dorsey was being questioned. Right in front of him, the
Senate, and CSPAN.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:31 PM

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Ah, you beat me to it.

Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (SchQD)

142 >>125 homosexual immunity
Posted by: South Afrikaner accent guy at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (0tE/i)

Worn in a small glass vial around the neck as a talisman.

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (6J5Fm)

143 The GOP couldn't even defund NPR when they had full control of government.

And there's zero reason not to. The only push back they'd get is from people who would never vote for them anyway. They can't even cry that its defunding Kermit the Frog any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

144 > So now it's only going to come with one of their nefarious "fact check" warnings

I shared it, as did Kurt Schlichter and numerous others.

No warnings so far.

I think it's starting to soak in just how badly they've fucked this up.

If Trump wins, bye-bye Section 230.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (VikfB)

145 Swamp his thread with demands that Cruz get off his lazy ass and prosecute obvious perjury.

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How does Ted Cruz prosecute an obvious perjury?

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (sX1BW)

146 I'm looking forwards to the non-forthcoming-criminal referral from Senator Cruz's office and Director Wray not jumping right on it.

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (9V81o)

147 Dorsey was tele-testifying, right?

That makes it wire fraud too, doesn't it?

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (NiXyF)

148 Ted Cruz just tested that claim, and finds that Dorsey is lying. Again.

In a provable way.


because what he said was they had to delete the original (which is being called a legal trap, admitting guilt and/or it never happened), while they repost anew.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (sfhL4)

149 117 Jamel_AKA_Jamal on YouTube


Does he have a political channel ?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (AHq56)

150 143 The GOP couldn't even defund NPR when they had full control of government.

And there's zero reason not to. The only push back they'd get is from people who would never vote for them anyway. They can't even cry that its defunding Kermit the Frog any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (KZzsI)

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That was one of the funniest things about post-2012.

"You can't defund Big Bird!"

-1 year later-

HBO buys Big Bird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (NWM+b)

151 I'm not saying that anything will happen to Dorsey, but...

The process is that the Senate has to refer someone to the DOJ for committing perjury. The Senate can't arrest anyone.

It is up to the DOJ to indict and bring the person to trial.

As this moment, I wouldn't bet against that exact thing happening after Trump is re-elected. That is the perfect message to send to the tech giants.

It will not only be completely legal, it will be a political win. And politicians like political wins.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (5p7BC)

152 "The hipsters are in cloud based, cybersecurity, stuff."

Well, that explains all the successful ransomware attacks. I knew there wasn't anybody good watching the store anymore.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (qpX6U)

153 Swamp his thread with demands that Cruz get off his lazy ass and prosecute obvious perjury.

He's being hammered with it. Every single response is either "then do something" or "nothing will be done"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

154 If you try to break up Big Tech the CCP will buy the pieces.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (eu0xF)

155 Jack Dorsey looks more weird every day. I wonder if he is on the Hunter Biden Fitness Plan.

Posted by: PJ at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (qlTN9)

156 145 Swamp his thread with demands that Cruz get off his lazy ass and prosecute obvious perjury.

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How does Ted Cruz prosecute an obvious perjury?
Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (sX1BW)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contempt_of_Congress#Inherent_contempt

Maybe he can ask Chinese Mitch pretty please.

Posted by: Oschisms at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (BD0Jm)

157 I feel bad for Jack. He is pretty dumb.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (cnTJD)

158 Riddle me this those with govt knowledge: What can Trump do alone? Can he do an EO to shut down twitter as a national security risk? A hawaiian judge could say no, but only after a couple of days. Would that be enough to scare twitter?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (r+sAi)

159 I think my favorite part, which appears to be a bit overlooked, is the start.

"Can twatter effect the outcome of elections?"

"No."

"Then why censor anything?"

Pretty fucking genius.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

160 I don't know what it's like these days, but way back when, we could dress and groom any way we wanted, because all our code was obfuscated and undocumented, therefore we were unfireable. I die, your platform dies. Maybe Pixy is like that.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (qpX6U)

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Heh. It's still like that. Oh sure there is officially all sorts of documentation. But none of it is usable by anyone and is always out of date.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (22mNy)

161 Your modern ways of government confuse and frighten me. When I see the Capitol building I don't know what to think. Is this a giant glacier? Why are men dressed like penguins? But there is one thing I DO know- me and my company are above the law!

Posted by: Jack Dorsey, Unfrozen Caveman CEO of Twitter at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (/4vtq)

162 Jamel_AKA_Jamal on YouTube


Does he have a political channel ?
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (AHq56)


No, thank God. He just likes music.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (NiXyF)

163 Jack Dorsey looks malnourished. Arms like spaghetti.

Has the man done any physical work in his whole life?

Weirdo. He's needs an ass beating.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (Z+IKu)

164 75 I have an unrelated question: why does Biden want to raise taxes?

Why does the federal government bother collecting taxes at all?

Its obvious the debt means nothing to either party. Its obvious they just print money when they want to whether we have it or not. We've had Obama's retarded "stimulus" package and the "stimulus" during the shutdown and another on the way. All of those were a trillion or more. None of them were printed from money actually in the treasury from taxes.

Why even bother with the charade?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

Your question is deadly accurate, and your points are valid.

It persists thanks only to the financial stupidity, mathematical incompetence, and mulish stubbornness of most of the American public.

Do you remember the child who could bend Spoons in the first Matrix movie? He said that the key was, There Is No Spoon. He was correct in that world; there was only the illusion of a Spoon, and you only had to manipulate the Illusion of it in order to change it however you wanted.

In our financial system today, Money is the Spoon. The key to understanding it at its most fundamental level is that, There Is No Money. There is only the Illusion of Money, and Government and the Fed manipulate that Illusion constantly.

But when everyone catches on to the game, just like with every Magic Trick, the Illusion will be over. My only hope is that the Tricksters can keep the illusion going for a few more years, until I can depart this stage and don't have to worry about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)

165 "Excellent. They're talking about what I look like instead of my stomping on their silly 1st Amendment." - Dorsey
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (Oka5v)


We can do both, asshole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (c+cQQ)

166 Josh Hawley

This level of idiocy confirms the widespread impression that Jack's primary food source is weed

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (sfhL4)

167 -
--
Although it could easily backfire, its likely his account is completely open and nothing is blocked from it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM

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No,no. It was to be already logged into a throwaway standard account.

Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (SchQD)

168
Who knew the chinese flu hysteria on Fake News would "surge" in the last 10 days before the election. No one saw that coming.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (vXLpE)

169 121 Biden and Obama to appear together in Michigan on Halloween (this Saturday).

First joint-appearance for them since 2016 I believe.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (ZR7kf)



Have they scheduled a play date for their kids.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (TO9X0)

170 Barr will get right on this.
In #twoweeks

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (eu0xF)

171 https://twitter.com/mngander92/status/
1321516231086800896

This dude from MN seems to think there's a solid chance that Trump wins the state and we flip two House seats there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:34 PM (NWM+b)


It's at LEAST as important that the message be sent to Republicans as Democrats.

This election is about holding YOU accountable. Get your shit together, GOP. We're coming for you next.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (hku12)

172 158 Would that be enough to scare twitter?

I'd rather see enough to scar twitter.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (AHq56)

173 >>153 Swamp his thread with demands that Cruz get off his lazy ass and prosecute obvious perjury.

"Then do something about it, you sinister, evasive Romulan!"

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (6J5Fm)

174 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)

175 To paraphrase Tuco, Revoke Section 230, stop talking.


This is all silly now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (tW1lH)

176 Concerned with the time-consuming nature of a contempt proceeding and the inability to extend punishment further than the session of the Congress concerned (under Supreme Court rulings), Congress created a statutory process in 1857. While Congress retains its "inherent contempt" authority and may exercise it at any time, this inherent contempt process was last used by the Senate in 1934, in a Senate investigation of airlines and the U.S. Postmaster.


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Sigh.

Posted by: Oschisms at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (BD0Jm)

177 I think it's starting to soak in just how badly they've fucked this up.

Yeah they know they handled that completely wrong but its too late to backpedal it now. The NY Post was blocked for like a week.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

178 > The Senate can't arrest anyone.

I'm pretty sure they can.

There was a famous case where they sent the U.S. Marshals out to enforce a subpoena. It went to the Supreme Court, as I recall.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (VikfB)

179 Trumps inaugural address: standing at the podium while "Your Time is Gonna Come" blasts over the pa.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (u610O)

180


Perpwalk the nose-ring wearing fashionably gay jagoff.

Just looking at that worm makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (dzrUP)

181 Lyin' Ted ain't gonna do shit.

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What do you want him to do?


Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH)



Stop with the theatrics. These senate "investigations".

If there's a crime, (perjury), charge him and set punishment.
If there is no punishment, quit with the games.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (+UWHh)

182 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)


Not tired of winning.

Not tired of O'Keefe doing the job that journalists just won't do.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (NiXyF)

183 173 >>153 Swamp his thread with demands that Cruz get off his lazy ass and prosecute obvious perjury.

"Then do something about it, you sinister, evasive Romulan!"
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (6J5Fm)

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*grabs rifle and map to Kennedy compound, and prepares to follow in Daddy's footsteps*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (NWM+b)

184 I feel bad for Jack. He is pretty dumb.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (cnTJD)


I do not feel bad for evil sonsabitches.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

185 50 Lying to congress is a sport.
Dorsey only gets like 3 points for that one.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 28, 2020 02:26 PM (cJEnq)

I love 3 point plays!

Posted by: Mark Cuban at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (sy5kK)

186 I feel bad for Jack. He is pretty dumb.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (cnTJD)

Stop perpetuating outdated stereotypes of Neanderthal-Americans!

Posted by: Jack Dorsey, Unfrozen Caveman CEO of Twitter at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (/4vtq)

187 Just because I don't want this willowed...

I told my dad last night I was certain of victory and he asked how I know and I told him Dave in FL said so.

He was like, who? Dave. In Florida.

He said okay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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I said the same thing to a friend the other day. LOL.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

188 Jack Dorsey looks more weird every day. I wonder if he is on the Hunter Biden Fitness Plan.

--

He does look unhealthy. Something else I always notice about him is that he never seems to look happy. He's always morose.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (O+I8R)

189 Btw, independent uploaded versions of Tucker's show last night were scrubbed by youtube.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (Z4rgH)

190 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)


Rampant voter fraud is overblown schtick?

Huh....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Nothing... absolutely NOTHING is ever going to happen to:
Dorsey
Zuckerberg
Hillary
Comey
Brennan
Soros DAs
Antifa ringleaders
BLM agitators
Vote Fraudsters
Corrupt FBI

Because we lack the will to either hold the parties whose duty it is to enforce the law to their sworn duty, or to do it ourselves.

Posted by: weew at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (EaEMG)

192 Inherent contempt
Under this process, the procedure for holding a person in contempt involves only the chamber concerned. Following a contempt citation, the person cited is arrested by the Sergeant-at-Arms for the House or Senate, brought to the floor of the chamber, held to answer charges by the presiding officer, and then subjected to punishment as the chamber may dictate (usually imprisonment for punishment, imprisonment for coercion, or release from the contempt citation).[16]

Concerned with the time-consuming nature of a contempt proceeding and the inability to extend punishment further than the session of the Congress concerned (under Supreme Court rulings), Congress created a statutory process in 1857. While Congress retains its "inherent contempt" authority and may exercise it at any time, this inherent contempt process was last used by the Senate in 1934, in a Senate investigation of airlines and the U.S. Postmaster.

Posted by: Oschisms at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (BD0Jm)

193 Mike Flynn sitting there saying, "The FBI prosecutes me for lying but this glad gets a pass?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (y3kew)

194 Has the man done any physical work in his whole life?

Yeah he lies on his back while underage girls rub baby oil all over his body.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

195 Ted Cruz has a podcast with Michael Knowles called Verdict

He just posted reflections on the hearings today


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3sk4voq

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (WyVLE)

196 162 No, thank God. He just likes music.


I guess without arrests, there's no material for treason reaction videos.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (AHq56)

197 Dorsey went on to falsely claim that Twitter was now permitting users to post the story.

Ted Cruz just tested that claim, and finds that Dorsey is lying. Again.
In a provable way.


fwiw, I was able to tweet the article when I tried it, about an hour ago. So maybe Jack made a phone call and had them adjust the algorithm

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (pa6Yi)

198 *toad

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (y3kew)

199 > Have they scheduled a play date for their kids.

They'll play all their favorite games, such as "Ring Around the Crack Pipe".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (VikfB)

200 Can anyone find 9mm or a helicopter to rent?

It's as if all the ammo and helicopters have been scooped up.

Wonder what's going on.

Posted by: MJ at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (gAMkn)

201 "Excellent. They're talking about what I look like instead of my stomping on their silly 1st Amendment." - Dorsey
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (Oka5v)
+++++
How about, "That spooky, poorly put together weasel is off-putting on his face and is also a worthless, lying, free-speech-hating totalitarian prick - and the combination of these things makes him into, at best, a morally bankrupt semi-human homunculus?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (hYcqw)

202 He's a grown ass old man with a fucking nose ring

remember 20 years ago all your friends were getting tats when they turned 40? that didn't age well

Posted by: DanMan at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (aUOqu)

203 Why is mean Ted Cruz yelling at the homeless man?

Posted by: vmom - chump4trump at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (EGSGm)

204 174 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)

___

He's trying, but like Bobulinski's interviews he's shouting into an echo chamber.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (22mNy)

205 159
I think my favorite part, which appears to be a bit overlooked, is the start.



"Can twatter effect the outcome of elections?"



"No."



"Then why censor anything?"



Pretty fucking genius.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

That's pretty good. I am glad that they are talking section 230 revisions and all, but FFS, it took them censoring NY Post to wake the F up?

What would you say you do here?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (KnJdm)

206 And yet nothing will happen. They are all frozen in terror until after the election. If Trump wins in a landslide, maybe something will happen after the election (but probably not). If Trump wins in a close election nothing will happen because his win will be contested on every front. If Trump looses, nothing will happen. So, there's less than a 1 in 3 chance of anything being done about this.

Posted by: Mozam at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (uToj1)

207 > Jack Dorsey looks more weird every day. I wonder if he is on the Hunter Biden Fitness Plan.

He's slowly turning into Howard Hughes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (VikfB)

208 192 to punishment as the chamber may dictate


So flogging is in ?

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (AHq56)

209 Dorsey lied and claimed there was partisan bias in that decision.
"...there was NO partisan bias in that decision" I assume meant. (Sorry if already said; on a tablet so late in reading comments.)

Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (an7Mv)

210 They should have Vijaya Gadde testify, as she's driving this, not Jack:

https://tinyurl.com/y39tebu8

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (bDqIh)

211 fwiw, I was able to tweet the article when I tried it, about an hour ago. So maybe Jack made a phone call and had them adjust the algorithm

Here's the thing.

They have layers of blocks. I'm nobody so I'm able to post stuff that say, Senator Cruz cannot because he has a huge audience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

212 199
> Have they scheduled a play date for their kids.



They'll play all their favorite games, such as "Ring Around the Crack Pipe".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (VikfB)

Ring around the meatstick.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (KnJdm)

213
Early OT.

What a mess.

Experts Now Saying Don't Mail Your Ballot; Vote in Person

The Democrats' ploys to draw out the ballot-counting process have largely failed across the country, so now, election and postal experts are saying it's already too late to mail your ballot. If you want your vote to count, you need to vote in person.

It appears that about 10 percent of all first-class mail is being delayed because of the massive volume of election mail. Despite extraordinary measures by the USPS to get every ballot where it needs to go to be counted, it won't be enough to ensure that every single ballot mailed before Election Day arrives in time to be counted.

This wouldn't have been a problem if Democrats hadn't terrified voters into thinking it was deadly to show up to vote in person.

Daily Caller:

"If you haven't requested a mail ballot yet, it's too late," David Becker, executive director of the Center for Election Innovation & Research, told The Post. "I don't care about the legal deadline; it's just too late in terms of getting it processed, getting it mailed to you and you being able to fill it out and return it."

He added: "You're just putting too much pressure on yourself. At this point, if you haven't requested a mail ballot yet, plan to vote in person and vote early, if possible."


pjmedia

vote in person

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (sfhL4)

214 That's pretty good. I am glad that they are talking section 230 revisions and all, but FFS, it took them censoring NY Post to wake the F up?

What would you say you do here?


Well, we know they don't do budgets.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (B+qrE)

215 I am not making this up about the layers of blocks thing, they specifically said this about how they would censor this news when it came out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

216 I do not feel bad for evil sonsabitches.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't know, watch his podcast with Rogan and Tim Pool and Twitters in house lawyer.

Jack has no idea what's going on, is way over his head, and has no idea how to navigate this kind of stuff.

Of course, that's the problem with censorship -- as soon as you open the door, it's a slippery fucking slope.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (cnTJD)

217 How about, "That spooky, poorly put together weasel is off-putting on his face and is also a worthless, lying, free-speech-hating totalitarian prick - and the combination of these things makes him into, at best, a morally bankrupt semi-human homunculus?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 02:40 PM (hYcqw)

I'll allow it.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (Oka5v)

218 "So maybe Jack made a phone call and had them adjust the algorithm"

He's got the whole dashboard on his phone. He pushes the buttons himself, probably.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (qpX6U)

219 211 fwiw, I was able to tweet the article when I tried it, about an hour ago. So maybe Jack made a phone call and had them adjust the algorithm

Here's the thing.

They have layers of blocks. I'm nobody so I'm able to post stuff that say, Senator Cruz cannot because he has a huge audience.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

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Also, shadowbanning is still a thing.

Maybe they're letting the tweets go up while denying it entry into feeds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (NWM+b)

220 @SVNewsAlerts

JUST IN: Hillary Clinton says she is an Electoral College elector for New York State.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (cF8AT)

221 Hey Fred, where's Arnold?

Posted by: klaftern at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (RuIsu)

222 Good thing there wasn't any busty lesbian pron in Cruz's screenshot.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (9IdCK)

223 Do you get the feeling that Jack Dorsey is just some skid row bum that the group running the company picked up out of the gutter in order to play the part of Twitter CEO in any necessary public appearances?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (Kpl3J)

224 I was all over Jamel_AKA_Jamal when he had about 30,000 subscribers. I told him he was one of the best at what he does, knew he would hit big. That was like a year ago. I think he's at 600,000 now.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (kcYij)

225 Freedom? It is a Yang holy word. But no one spoke of it and it was lost.

Posted by: Cloud William at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

226 213
He added: "You're just putting too much pressure on yourself. At this point, if you haven't requested a mail ballot yet, plan to vote in person and vote early, if possible."

pjmedia

vote in person
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 02:41 PM (sfhL4)

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Because the vote by mail gambit has pretty seriously failed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (NWM+b)

227 Experts Now Saying Don't Mail Your Ballot; Vote in Person

Translation: early voting is not giving Democrats the results and lead they thought it would and are getting desperate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

228 I think the DOJ needs to go after twitter for making an illegal corporate in kind donation to Joe Biden.

Hit them with a big fine, threaten to arrest Dorsey.

I think that'd fix some of this in the short term.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (cnTJD)

229 I personally would like to put some concrete scratches on Mr. Meoff's fucking nose ring. He would look good face down on the pavement with a knee on his fucking pencil neck begging for air.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-MAGAfauna at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (o2MD2)

230 Stop with the theatrics. These senate "investigations".

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I'm not saying you do, but many on our side are always calling for hearings and/or for tough questioning at these hearings. Personally, I think they are mostly pointless. There is probably some value, but it is small and hard to really recognize.


As Dave said, perhaps this sets something up for Trump's 2nd term. We will see.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (sX1BW)

231 174 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)

Not as tired as Congress's overblown schtick. We are actually paying for that crap.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (sI15f)

232 Lindsay Graham is so upset about this that he's...he's...he's gonna go on Hannity to tell us how upset he is. Also, donate to his campaign so he can continue being upset and having pointless hearings.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (kTF2Z)

233 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?
Posted by: Circa



No. But I am DAMN tired of the DOJ's overblown schtick.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (+UWHh)

234 Jackoff looked high as a kite

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (asQlL)

235 220 @SVNewsAlerts

JUST IN: Hillary Clinton says she is an Electoral College elector for New York State.


Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (cF8AT)

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Confirmed:

Trump is winning New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (NWM+b)

236 If prosecution is forthcoming Dorsey just posts the offending items.

His lawyers make a motion to dismiss claiming mootness.

Motion will be granted.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (eu0xF)

237 Btw, independent uploaded versions of Tucker's show last night were scrubbed by youtube.

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This is outrageous, blatant censorship. Lawsuits need to fly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)

238 162 Jamel_AKA_Jamal on YouTube


Does he have a political channel ?
Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (AHq56)

No, thank God. He just likes music.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (NiXyF)

I like that dude, he's solid. Interestingly, there's another music reviewer, Ty Smith "The Modern Renaissance Man" who has been red-pilled. He used to be explicitly non-political, but in a few months went from there to attending the Blexit March in DC a few weeks ago & may or may not have gotten a MAGA hat from President Trump (he says he can't confirm if he met Trump just yet). He has an interesting story to tell about his transformation.

Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (Izzlo)

239 Lyin' Ted ain't gonna do shit.

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What do you want him to do?

Give him the Billy Batts Treatment.

Then, transport him to Moon Base Billy Batts.

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (arJlL)

240 OK, serious Cruz question.

I know he *appears* too young to have been the Zodiac Killer as has been alleged. But is it possible that the Cruz Zodiac Killer was able to either reverse his age via Herbalife supplements or go into an improbable-for-its-time cryogenic freeze, only to return as the senator from Texas?

I mean, is that possible? Like, *possible?*

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (6J5Fm)

241

If he's so sure it won't effect elections outcome, just shut it down for a few days before the election then.

I dare you @jack.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (sfhL4)

242 After comments here, I've refined my 'Guillotines of Freedom' idea to simply be WW2 German design but with cameras and an app to tweet out the look of those experiencing mob justice after the Western world collectively loses It's shit....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (v2c9/)

243 157 I feel bad for Jack. He is pretty dumb.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (cnTJD)



A $9.2 Billion net worth dumbness.

Now, do you still feel bad? He didn't even have to take a shower, much less fly to DC, to testify.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (sy5kK)

244 JUST IN: Hillary Clinton says she is an Electoral College elector for New York State.


Go away, you lunatic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (B+qrE)

245 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM

Nope.

I am beyond tired of our nation's law enforcement organizations doing nothing about all the criminals he's exposing, though.

That's what makes O'Keefe seem overblown, honestly. Its not even overblown to demand judicial executions at this point, IMO.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (OssQ4)

246 223 Do you get the feeling that Jack Dorsey is just some skid row bum that the group running the company picked up out of the gutter in order to play the part of Twitter CEO in any necessary public appearances?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (Kpl3J)

I think he's just some bum who basically got lucky in that his social media company took off when most failed.

I don't really know his whole back story, other than every time I see him he looks more and more homeless.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (cnTJD)

247 >> > Jack Dorsey looks more weird every day. I wonder if he is on the Hunter Biden Fitness Plan


Think he's going more the vegan/eastern spiritual journey route. He has a ton of money from twitter as Square, so he's likely checked out of the businesses.

Jack's Joe Rogan interview showed that the lawyer gal is running the show, he is oblivious, though obviously is OK with the overall course/approach she's taking.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (bDqIh)

248 It doesn't matter that I am ineffectively flailing about with empty rhetoric. What matters is I am saying things you want to hear.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (CLteG)

249 This is outrageous, blatant censorship. Lawsuits need to fly.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)
+++++++++
Nah. Fox just chose an ... inopportune time to enforce their copyright claims.

Bank it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (hYcqw)

250
@SVNewsAlerts

JUST IN: Hillary Clinton says she is an Electoral College elector for New York State.

Posted by: Tami


They are already planning the spectacle in the House for the day they certify the stolen election, I see.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (vXLpE)

251 227 Experts Now Saying Don't Mail Your Ballot; Vote in Person

Translation: early voting is not giving Democrats the results and lead they thought it would and are getting desperate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

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Especially in Florida.

Democrats requested almost a million more mail in ballots than Republicans, and their lead in returned ballots + early voting is down to about 200,000 and continuing to fall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (NWM+b)

252 Once they influence the election, what do they care? They've changed history and crushed America. Glad the GOPe is on this, just in time as usual.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (kcYij)

253 in #jack's world, lying to congress is a feather in the cap ... and in our world there is no penalty for it, so win-win for him.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (6psdy)

254
Jack has no idea what's going on, is way over his head, and has no idea how to navigate this kind of stuff.

Of course, that's the problem with censorship -- as soon as you open the door, it's a slippery fucking slope.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (cnTJD)


It's very simple. He's the owner. He's in control of the organization, on paper, and only needs to say STOP.

It all goes away, or those not stopping are fired.

I refuse to think he's that stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

255 >Why even bother with the charade?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

It's called punishing the outgroup.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (L106N)

256 Dorsey lied and claimed there was partisan bias in that decision.

"...there was NO partisan bias in that decision" I assume meant. (Sorry if already said; on a tablet so late in reading comments.)

Posted by: andycanuck




Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (BM2fS)

257
"Yeah, thanks, we'll get to it." (*goes back to surfing porn*) - DOJ Ham and Egger

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (mht8P)

258 Hillary will be a faithless elector?

Can't wait for that deliciousness.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (eu0xF)

259 Didn't Burt Reynolds arrange transport from Dorsey a ways back?

Posted by: klaftern at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (RuIsu)

260 169 121 Biden and Obama to appear together in Michigan on Halloween (this Saturday).

First joint-appearance for them since 2016 I believe.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (ZR7kf)



Have they scheduled a play date for their kids.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (TO9X0)


Hunter is babysitting.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (sy5kK)

261 I saw the original testimony by Dorsey. It's bullshit for him to require the NYPost to go to their account, delete the original tweet, and repost the EXACT SAME FUCKING TWEET, and we're supposed to believe that it will appear.

I can't believe Twitter can't just reinstate the NYPost.

This is Twitter making the NYPost bend the knee.

Posted by: vivi at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (USW1s)

262 Why not lie to the Senate and commit other crimes when hundreds of traitors who participated in a coup against the President of the United States are walking around free earning millions on book deals the TV gigs?

Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (aJ83x)

263 fwiw, I was able to tweet the article when I tried it, about an hour
ago. So maybe Jack made a phone call and had them adjust the algorithm


Or perhaps @jack instructed somebody at Twatter to watch the proceedings and un-ban it immediately if necessary.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (HaL55)

264 A $9.2 Billion net worth dumbness.

Now, do you still feel bad? He didn't even have to take a shower, much less fly to DC, to testify.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (sy5kK)

I feel bad in that he's so clearly way over his head that it's ... cringeworthy to watch.

He let the SJW's in to twitter. He allowed them to convince him to start censoring. He gave in to the pressure. No doubt, that's on him.

But I don't think he was smart enough to see where this would inevitably lead.

Which is why I feel bad for him.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (cnTJD)

265 258 Hillary will be a faithless elector?

Can't wait for that deliciousness.
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (eu0xF)

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I'm sure she's a Democratic elector, so if she were faithless she would vote for someone other than Biden.

Which is possible. She could vote for herself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (NWM+b)

266 "I think he's just some bum who basically got lucky in that his social media company took off when most failed."

He wrote 100 lines of Ruby on Rails to basically mimic a teletype, just farting around, and Fate smiled on him.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (qpX6U)

267
Now, do you still feel bad? He didn't even have to take a shower, much less fly to DC, to testify.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (sy5kK)


He doesn't look like he would take a shower even if he had to be there in person. He's going for an effete uni-bomber look.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (kw5n8)

268 If you think it's really posting. Try going to your twitter account without being signed in and see if it appears. Have someone not following you search for you or your post and see if it comes up. There are multiple types of shadowbanning too.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (TO9X0)

269 Lying liars!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (CjFDo)

270 Experts Now Saying Don't Mail Your Ballot; Vote in Person

The Democrats' ploys to draw out the ballot-counting process have largely failed across the country, so now, election and postal experts are saying it's already too late to mail your ballot. If you want your vote to count, you need to vote in person.

Small news item today from Texas - in Tarrant County (Fort Worth) 1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded.

both my wife and I have voted early, but we voted in person.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

271 Don't worry. Big Tech is going to hire conservative outlets, like the Lib-donor funded Dispatch, to do some of the opinionchecking/factchecking.

If there's one thing you can say about Hayes, French, and Goldberg it's that they would never be willing to compromise their principles. Those e guys would never let a Dispatch opinonchecker/factchecker claim it was untrue that Biden/Harris support third trimester abortions and then let Facebook use that to squelch conservative ads ... wait, I mean they wouldn't do that for like more than 5 or 6 days at time in the run up to an election. Well, ok they might do that if a lib donor really wanted them to, but they'd feel bad about it afterward ... well say they felt bad about it.

But getting paid well for being a no-talent, fatass, lay-a-bout is also a principle of worthy of fighting for, maybe the only one.

Posted by: OpinionChecker - because FactChecking is no longer enough at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (dYe5S)

272 #257

There is no new porn under the Sun.

Posted by: Bible at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (eu0xF)

273 182 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)
Not tired of winning.

Not tired of O'Keefe doing the job that journalists just won't do.
Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 02:38 PM (NiXyF)


So let's list O'Keefe's actual accomplishments:

1. He busted up ACORN

(but then the operation broke into several pieces which metastasized elsewhere). Net gain: close to 0.

2. He got some Democrat dirty trickster fired, he had kind of a funny name, but I forgot what it is. Net gain: a amall plus

3. ... ?

O'Keefe tends to over-promise and under-deliver. Not sure how much of it is his fault. He can only do so much. It's kind of like Judicial Watch, that keeps coming out with "BOMBSHELL REPORTS" about which nothing ever happens.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (pa6Yi)

274 From the last thread. This is so funny IMHO. Lincoln Project punches themselves in the nuts, HARD:

Ace I implore you to please, feature the new Lincoln Project commercial, at least in the sidebar. I understand the trepidation but it is a massive own goal. Also hilarious. Maybe the highlight of the campaign for me.

https://tinyurl.com/y2z3jf96
Posted by: ... at October 28, 2020 01:24 PM (kcYij)

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (q177U)

275 232 Lindsay Graham is so upset about this that he's...he's...he's gonna go on Hannity to tell us how upset he is. Also, donate to his campaign so he can continue being upset and having pointless hearings.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (kTF2Z)

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We only control the Senate and the DOJ. Our hands our tied!
- GOP

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (22mNy)

276 OK, serious Cruz question.



I know he *appears* too young to have been the Zodiac Killer as has
been alleged. But is it possible that the Cruz Zodiac Killer was able to
either reverse his age via Herbalife supplements or go into an
improbable-for-its-time cryogenic freeze, only to return as the senator
from Texas?



I mean, is that possible? Like, *possible?*

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (6J5Fm)

Maybe, but Ted's dad was the real JFK assassin.

Posted by: Cloud William at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (gmo/4)

277 260 169 121 Biden and Obama to appear together in Michigan on Halloween (this Saturday).

Did they give a location? If they did I would love for a large group of Trump Chumps to show up and disrupt

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Zmnko)

278

They should create a new post, and link to the old one, explaining what twitter did.

Because the link won't work. But the content will at least be out there with the new post.

The problem is, they deleted everyone's tweet that retweeted or referred to it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (sfhL4)

279
Hunter is babysitting boinking.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (sy5kK)


Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

280 A $9.2 Billion net worth dumbness.

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Get. Out. Of. Here. Is he worth $9.2 billion? For a platform with a tiny little blue bird on it where people can burp out 2-sentence thoughts?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (O+I8R)

281 Hillary will be a faithless elector?

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A call for unity in the event no candidate receives 270. Let's unify around Hillary. Make it happen Madam Speaker.

- NY delegation to the electoral college

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (sX1BW)

282 @SVNewsAlerts

JUST IN: Hillary Clinton says she is an Electoral College elector for New York State.



Posted by: Tami

They are already planning the spectacle in the House for the day they certify the stolen election, I see.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales




Looking forward to a very close election in NY state. So close, in fact, that there will be litigation and such a cluster-f*ck and confusion that on December 15, 2020, there won't be an accurate final tally that the NY Secretary of State can certify for one candidate or another, and therefore NY's Electoral Votes won't be counted.

G-d does not like Hillary Clinton. He will deliver more pain to her.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (BM2fS)

283 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)

Rampant voter fraud is overblown schtick?

Huh....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)


There's a scene in Ghostbusters, where Venkman is having dinner with Dana (Sigourney's character) at a fancy restaurant, and the other three burst in, covered in goo... now that I think about it, it might be G II.

Anyhoo, they're all excited about whatever it was they discovered. Meanwhile all the other patrons in the restaurant are absolutely appalled at these nasty men barging in on their dinner like that.

To which Venkman says "You're scaring the straights."

It's possible to be both right and to be going about letting everyone know the wrong way.

O'Keefe is Egon and Ray Stanz. Combined.

He needs a Venkman to help him understand how to communicate with "the straights." He doesn't seem to grasp that he's not considered credible by anyone outside the already established Ghostbuster fan base.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (hku12)

284 Mr. Dorsey looks to be an ayahuaska aficionado.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (CLteG)

285 240
OK, serious Cruz question.



I know he *appears* too young to have been the Zodiac Killer as has
been alleged. But is it possible that the Cruz Zodiac Killer was able to
either reverse his age via Herbalife supplements or go into an
improbable-for-its-time cryogenic freeze, only to return as the senator
from Texas?



I mean, is that possible? Like, *possible?*

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (6J5Fm)
---------------------------------------It hasn't been proven false - must be true.

Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (INPZ+)

286 O'Keefe tends to over-promise and under-deliver. Not sure how much of it is his fault. He can only do so much. It's kind of like Judicial Watch, that keeps coming out with "BOMBSHELL REPORTS" about which nothing ever happens.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (pa6Yi)


Still, he seems to be the only one out there actually TRYING to do grassroots-level investigative reporting.

Which is incredibly sad.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (NiXyF)

287 Jack ain't lying. He said quite clearly that the Post can post again, after deleting the first post. Then, anybody can retweet the second post (which reads just like the first post, but has a different URL). I mean, how the hell is that perjury? Just because he makes it a bitch to comply with the new rules, which are better than the old rules, which he admits led to a mistake. I mean, look at the man! Do you think he is capable of doing anything in an uncomplicated manner?

Posted by: MikeyZee at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (4gjQj)

288 I think Hunter has been Epsteined.

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (arJlL)

289 271 Don't worry. Big Tech is going to hire conservative outlets, like the Lib-donor funded Dispatch, to do some of the opinionchecking/factchecking.

____

Yep. Bill Kristol and Jonah will be hired as conservatives by Twitter to balance out their left wing bias.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (22mNy)

290 179. Try The Chambers Brothers from 1968.... Time has come today. Theres a good live version on UToob. I had this album in 8th grade.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (HPKy0)

291
No, my dick is not up your ass.

Why do you say that, even though your bunghole is searing
with pain and I'm right behind you?

Posted by: Jack Dorsey at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (sy5kK)

292 >>Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?


How is voter fraud overblown?

Also, he takes his stuff to the authorities, this is not just 'look at me' online antics. He got Disrupt J20 (DC antifa) people arrested/stopped attacks on the inauguration and an inauguration eve event. He worked with the Google whistleblower Zach Voorhees to turn over a ton of internal memos to the DoJ, resulting in the current lawsuit. I would expect he is turning over voter fraud info to state authorities.

O'Keefe gets results. Even if it's not the bombshell mass arrests we'd like to see, he is chipping away at this, attacking one Lefty institution after another.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (bDqIh)

293 BREAKING: Barr says you can expect his Report on Al Capone sometime in "early to late winter".

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (kcYij)

294 OregonMuse,

#2, Robert Creamer?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (OssQ4)

295 This level of idiocy confirms the widespread impression that Jack's primary food source is weed
_____________

No, weed makes you hungry. He probably prefers coke. Doesn't make you hungry, makes you feel euphoric and you don't feel like eating, which is why the actresses who need to stay skinny like it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (k4dH2)

296 I think Hunter has been Epsteined.

A month or so ago he had a big party at a rented house in LA after a fight with his "wife"

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (Zmnko)

297 my post willowed from last thread


I am in Nevada, and doing some analysis - looking at early vote tallies for week 1/2 , comparing 2016 to 2020, and modeling some variables like Dem defection to R, and vice versa, split between Unaffiliated voters, election day turnout etc etc

Today, I saw my first positive development for Trump

He lost by 2.4% in 2016 - I am waiting for 3 more days of in person/mail-on voting before I will make a guess as to where this is headed

Posted by: Big Star at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (pvJV4)

298 It's very simple. He's the owner. He's in control of the organization, on paper, and only needs to say STOP.

It all goes away, or those not stopping are fired.

I refuse to think he's that stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, but he's not.

He's the CEO, and has to answer to the board of directors, the major shareholders, his braindead SJW employees, advertisers, left wing activist groups, Congress, etc.

He also had the real practical issue of twitter being such a dumpster fire for so long. Someone would tweet something and a bunch of loser kids would respond with all kinds of racist shit.

So he said "well, okay, we'll ban that kind of language" then... well, slippery slope.

Obviously if he was more forward thinking, he wouldn't have started down the censorship path, but here he is.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (cnTJD)

299 A $9.2 Billion net worth dumbness.


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On one hand, he is obviously wealthy. But no 9.2 billion worth. That is sort of an illusion too. He can't unload it all for that amount. But the money he has access too makes him very wealthy indeed.

As Tom Servo says, it is an illusion.

Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (sX1BW)

300
O'Keefe tends to over-promise and under-deliver. Not sure how much of it is his fault. He can only do so much. It's kind of like Judicial Watch, that keeps coming out with "BOMBSHELL REPORTS" about which nothing ever happens.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (pa6Yi)


He's doing yeoman's work on exposing the evil and fraud perpetrated by the left.

It's not his fault the law turns a blind fucking eye on everything.

His open Texas voter fraud released this week should bring heads rolling, but it won't. That's not his fault.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

301 I would have like Cruz to ask Jack, if they recognized their error in the policy within 24 hours, why did it take two weeks before before the NYPost article could be shared?

And why does the Post have to delete the original post and then re-tweet it?

If that's all the Post had to do (delete than retweet) when was the Post made aware that this is what needed to be done?


Jack: "hey NYPost? Say, listen, you know that thing you wanted to tweet 14 days ago, but we wouldn't let you. Sorry, but we forgot to tell you 13 days ago that if you just just delete it, you can totally tweet it now. Yeah, sorry. Our bad. That's just how our software works, nothing we can do about it.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (uy0w8)

302 "Mr. Dorsey looks to be an ayahuaska aficionado."

The shit he gets makes ayahuasca look like O'Douls fake beer.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (qpX6U)

303 Six days before an election, we have a witness to high-level corruption involving the Democratic candidate for president, and PDJT criss-crossing the country leaving it all on the field for his reelection, and what do the Republicans decide to do with their uninterrupted airtime? Help the President? Say "Culture of Corruption" in front of every available camera like Pelosi did when she was Minority Leader?

No. They go after an internet billionaire that will never see the inside of a courtroom, much less a jail cell.

The priorities of the GOP never cease to amaze me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (6xA3t)

304 After comments here, I've refined my 'Guillotines of Freedom' idea to simply be WW2 German design but with cameras and an app to tweet out the look of those experiencing mob justice after the Western world collectively loses It's shit....

At an event last year somewhere on earth, I sat in a briefing about future trends from someone who is supposed to know things. The someone said with a vague sigh that "We (who is we, but I digress) thought we had dealt with populism," but that it seemed to be breaking out all over. And I asked, "Have you stopped to ask why?" Someone was visibly offended by the question.

There is an undercurrent out there--Brexit, the Yellow Vests, and all over Latin America that is being ignored and/or ridiculed. Trump is a symptom here, not a cause. If he loses, things are going to get all kinds of sideways in ways that they do not expect.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (B+qrE)

305
Experts Now Saying Don't Mail Your Ballot; Vote in Person


Yeahbut, 70 million ballots have already been mailed/cast. That's why I say lines should be short on election day. If they're not short...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (vXLpE)

306 Which is why I feel bad for him.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (cnTJD)

No, he's a full-fledged card carrying d-bag. That POS doesn't give 2 shitz about you or anyone here. EFF HIM. This is WAR, as per Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 28, 2020 02:49 PM (mE7cY)

307 >>I mean, is that possible? Like, *possible?*
Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (6J5Fm)
---------------------------------------It hasn't been proven false - must be true. Posted by: 496 at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (INPZ+)

I'm just looking for funding to support a literature review with the aim of a thesis.

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (6J5Fm)

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (gmo/4)

309 Jack Dorsey: I was telling the truth. Minion X told me that the story could be posted now. I trust Minion X.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (ejd/p)

310 So let's list O'Keefe's actual accomplishments:

1. He busted up ACORN

(but then the operation broke into several pieces which metastasized elsewhere). Net gain: close to 0.

2. He got some Democrat dirty trickster fired, he had kind of a funny name, but I forgot what it is. Net gain: a amall plus

3. ... ?

O'Keefe tends to over-promise and under-deliver. Not sure how much of it is his fault. He can only do so much. It's kind of like Judicial Watch, that keeps coming out with "BOMBSHELL REPORTS" about which nothing ever happens.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (pa6Yi)


I think he got the ABC producer (or whatever), the one who spilled the beans to him about whatever, fired too.

So yay.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (hku12)

311 Just because he makes it a bitch to comply with the new rules, which are better than the old rules, which he admits led to a mistake. I mean, look at the man! Do you think he is capable of doing anything in an uncomplicated manner?
Posted by: MikeyZee at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (4gjQj)


I've always felt that overcomplicating things is a symptom of having too many of one's teeth in one's mouth vice in one's digestive tract and also on the floor and I think there's one behind the chair too or at least fragments of one.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (t+qrx)

312 >>It's kind of like Judicial Watch, that keeps coming out with "BOMBSHELL REPORTS" about which nothing ever happens.




You know it was a Judicial Watch FOIA/lawsuit that uncovered the Hillary email server, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

313 A survey of over 215,000 registered voters taken between June and September found that people who disapproved of President Donald Trump's performance were more likely to vote by mail, according to Axios. Seventy-four percent of registered voters who strongly disapproved of Trump said they would vote by mail while 77% of those who strongly approved of the president said they were more likely to vote in person.

so, we've heard they open them, then reglue them shut as one form of fraud

if they just toss mail-in's then the majority will be dems ballots it looks like

This goes back to - if you're too stupid to vote or vote on time. Trump will be blamed regardless.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (sfhL4)

314 273 O'Keefe tends to over-promise and under-deliver.


Tim Pool interviewed him a couple of days ago. Enlighten yourself.

Judicial watch manages to FOIA a lot of stuff that no-one else seems able to. Sydney Powell is a fan.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (AHq56)

315 18 USC 1621 makes it a felony to lie under oath to the Senate
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Hahahahahaha *gasp* ahahahahaha!

Posted by: Federal Prosecutors at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (vg8iE)

316 Small news item today from Texas - in Tarrant County (Fort Worth) 1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

We have a bunch of that going on in my county too. BUT I am in WA state and mail in/drop off is the only option. No in-person.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (Ez6QX)

317 Margins blown at 156.

Post is unreadable.

This is happening on a regular basis now.

Please Ace, bring back the banhammer for blown margins.

Posted by: tbodie at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (Gjw1J)

318 'You need more cowbell', said no one ever to The Chambers Brothers.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (HPKy0)

319 OT: Listening to the Rogan/Alex Jones/ Tim Dillon podcast. Jones pointed out to Rogan how Bill Gates had met with Epstein multiple times after his first conviction. Sure enough Young Jamie pulled that shit up and Rogan had to admit that Bill Gates isn't the best guy. Very satisfying after months and months of Rogan wondering why everyone was attacking "good guy" Bill Gates.

Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (Alp4m)

320 All of the news and lack of reporting, listening to Rush etc.. So damn depressing. I don't believe the media will ever declare Trump the winner.

Posted by: spypeach at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (Up/Jb)

321 #2, Robert Creamer?

That's a porn name, right?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (lgiXo)

322 Meanwhile, in New Zealand:

Rocket Lab
@RocketLab

7m
LOX fill is well underway at LC-1, with just under three hours to launch.

Adjusted T-0 time Rocket

UTC: 21:21
NZT: 10:21
PT: 14:21
ET: 17:21

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (NiXyF)

323 Circa....I really believe that..

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (v2c9/)

324 Has @Jack locked Cruz's account yet, just to show he has more power than a Senator?

Posted by: Bete at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (Ojki1)

325 121 Biden and Obama to appear together in Michigan on Halloween (this Saturday).

First joint-appearance for them since 2016 I believe.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (ZR7kf)
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Did the puppet show get first billing?

Posted by: astronaut achmed at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (E1b7r)

326 Small news item today from Texas - in Tarrant County (Fort Worth) 1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

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Holy shit, 1/3???? Are people there really dumb or is the mail in process overly complex? WTF is happening in Ft Worth?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (22mNy)

327 21 If the pine-scented FBI druid is still out there walking around, Jack isn't getting cuffed.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


That's Pine Scented Druid Philosopher.

Please, pay attention.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 02:52 PM (U2p+3)

328 Stop telling me what did or did happen.

What are you going to do about it?

That's all that matters. Not what the law says, or who said what to whom and showed it in public, not what channel it was broadcast to. None of that matters.

WHAT

ARE YOU

GOING TO DO

ABOUT IT?

Posted by: Brother Tim got tired of ID'ing as someone else's IP at October 28, 2020 02:52 PM (OUMaO)

329 174 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)

No. I think he does good work.

You think his latest work is 'overblown schtick'?

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 02:52 PM (cF8AT)

330 I think open tags should continue to be the Fake Barrel but blown margins should be the Real Barrel.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2020 02:52 PM (kcYij)

331 I think the DOJ needs to go after twitter for making an illegal corporate in kind donation to Joe Biden.


Hit them with a big fine, threaten to arrest Dorsey.


I think that'd fix some of this in the short term.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (cnTJD)


Makes me think of that guy, what's his name, funny Indian guy.
D'Nesh something. Wound up in a pretty nasty federal prison on wire fraud, and bank fraud for asking some friends to donate for him. Illegal contributions beyond the legal limit.

Hmm. But he was mean to Obama so he had it coming I suppose

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 02:52 PM (WyVLE)

332 How does Ted Cruz prosecute an obvious perjury?
Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (sX1BW)


If lying to Congress is a felony, does Cruz not have the ability to ask / order someone to arrest the bastard?

If not, then what the fuck is he doing? Mentioning perjury in the hopes that one of the FBI "straight shooters" will say, "Hey, this guy just perjured himself! Time to slap the cuffs on him!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 28, 2020 02:52 PM (2JVJo)

333 325 121 Biden and Obama to appear together in Michigan on Halloween (this Saturday).

First joint-appearance for them since 2016 I believe.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 28, 2020 02:33 PM (ZR7kf)

Would Obama even notice if Biden collapsed on stage?

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (lgiXo)

334 312 >>It's kind of like Judicial Watch, that keeps coming out with "BOMBSHELL REPORTS" about which nothing ever happens.




You know it was a Judicial Watch FOIA/lawsuit that uncovered the Hillary email server, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (bDq

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Their lawsuits have been clearing out voter rolls in states that don't want to do it in federal court for the last few years too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (NWM+b)

335
Russian soldier on a swing = Jack Dorsey


Russian girl on a swing = US Senate

Posted by: stumck at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (w9Wax)

336 Wow that crowd in AZ for Trump is huge

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)

337 Surely the Bidens have known this hard drive is in the hands of the FBI for almost a year now.

Would the FBI not even make inquiries, or is it just that buried?

Posted by: Horatio Nelson at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

338 Lindsay Graham is so upset about this that he's...he's...he's gonna go on Hannity to tell us how upset he is. Also, donate to his campaign so he can continue being upset and having pointless hearings.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (kTF2Z)
********
PSSSST Congressional hearings always are

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (asQlL)

339 Twitter Jack does not give a shit what Cruz thinks or what the law says. He embodies the fascist impulse on the wealthy left, and thinks he is above the meanderings of peons in the Senate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (tX2OH)

340 "Don't just do something!! Stand there!!!"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (OssQ4)

341
Filling out mail-in ballots correctly is white supremacy and voter suppression.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (mht8P)

342 If lying to Congress is a felony, does Cruz not have the ability to ask / order someone to arrest the bastard?

Yep. He can go to the DoJ and...

Posted by: Brother Tim got tired of ID'ing as someone else's IP at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (OUMaO)

343 174 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)
\

1 person.
Changing over 5,000 vote. And she makes $55,000 for it.

How many more of these "ballot chasers" are out there?

sorry Circa, I usually don't cuss as another moron, but WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

can YOU change over 5,000 votes by YOURSELF?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (sy5kK)

344 >>Makes me think of that guy, what's his name, funny Indian guy.
D'Nesh something. Wound up in a pretty nasty federal prison on wire fraud, and bank fraud for asking some friends to donate for him. Illegal contributions beyond the legal limit.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2020 02:52 PM (WyVLE)

Dinesh D'Souza. I think he did a day release program.

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (6J5Fm)

345 I think open tags should continue to be the Fake Barrel but blown margins should be the Real Barrel.
Posted by: ... at October 28, 2020 02:52 PM (kcYij)


The 1: Training Barrel and the 2: Punisher Barrel.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (NiXyF)

346
Holy shit, 1/3???? Are people there really dumb or is the mail in process overly complex? WTF is happening in Ft Worth?
Posted by: Asshoes

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Sight unseen, I'll guess 50/50. People are dumb, and that includes the people designing the process.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (G51Gf)

347 316 Small news item today from Texas - in Tarrant County (Fort Worth) 1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

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Another reason to back peddle on mail in voting.

But how many of that 1/3 will even know that their votes won't be counted? How many will try to correct that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (NWM+b)

348 Anyone else getting tired of O'Keefe's overblown schtick?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:37 PM (B+qrE)


never
he reveals real crimes
he reveals the filth of the earth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (sfhL4)

349 Would the FBI not even make inquiries, or is it just that buried?

Posted by: Horatio Nelson at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

=================
"and" is the word you really wanted.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (tX2OH)

350 Cruz is on my do not trust list until he does something.

Refraining from criticizing PDT in hopes of being the last establishment candidate standing in 2016 and then replacing him does not count as doing something.

Posted by: Gilded at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (BRkq2)

351 232 Lindsay Graham is so upset about this that he's...he's...he's gonna go on Hannity to tell us how upset he is. Also, donate to his campaign so he can continue being upset and having pointless hearings.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (kTF2Z)

----

Strongly worded letters incoming!!!

Posted by: Mozam at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (uToj1)

352 296 I think Hunter has been Epsteined.

A month or so ago he had a big party at a rented house in LA after a fight with his "wife"
_____________

Isn't that the wife he knew for like 10 minutes before he married her?

That marriage probably won't last a year. And he probably made her sign a pre-nup, to protect his ill-gotten millions. Bet it had a clause where she gets a lot more if there are kids, which explains why she got preggers right away.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

353 WTF is happening in Ft Worth?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (22mNy)


Remember, Abortion Barbie was elected in Ft. Worth.

College town (TCU) and has a significant hispanic population.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

354 "Bill Gates had met with Epstein multiple times"

I have a hard time picturing BG ensnared in a sex scandal or blackmail type thing. He just does not seem interested in the carnal side of things. But I've been wrong about everything else, so ...

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (qpX6U)

355 326 Small news item today from Texas - in Tarrant County (Fort Worth) 1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

___


Holy shit, 1/3???? Are people there really dumb or is the mail in process overly complex? WTF is happening in Ft Worth?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (22mNy)

==========

Well, if you steal a ballot and don't know anything about the person who it's supposed to go to, it's hard to fill out the ballot correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (NWM+b)

356 Where's JOE ?!

Posted by: Paul Anka at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (0GdRL)

357 I find it hard to believe that there is actually a statute on the books that states something like: Lying to the senate under oath is a felony; while at the same time a senator can not be charged with perjury for lying on the floor of the senate; like what Harry "Dirtbag" Reid did to Mitt Romney about him not paying taxes for 10 years.
Politicians really need a dose of real world equality: the laws for me apply to thee.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (JNTt1)

358 >>> Jack needs the Roger Stone treatment. no one is above the law, you know.

Perp walks at midnight of all the tech social media CEO hacks, SWAT barging in on their homes Christmas Vacation style...

*fans self*

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (Rbfr/)

359 The thing I can't work out is why Twitter got so big to begin with. Its nothing special, in fact its kind of the opposite of special or interesting. But for some reason, celebrities and journalists jumped on it and it became the go-to place for quick reactions to everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

360
Go watch the interview Rogan did with Dorsey, Tim Pool, and Dorsey's dancing monkey, whatever-her-name is.

He's an inveterate bullshitter. It's all he ever does. Soliciting testimony from Jack Dorsey falls in the same category as squeezing blood from a stone. There isn't a shred of honesty in the man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (XJipD)

361 >>339 Twitter Jack does not give a shit what Cruz thinks or what the law says. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (tX2OH)

It'd be refreshing if he'd simply say so aloud. In fact, I'd be pleasantly impressed by somebody, anyone in fact, telling these puffed-up mediocrities to eat shit. Jimmy Hoffa's style of EABOD is missed.

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (6J5Fm)

362 Sounds good Big Star. I've written NV off as a lost cause. Too much fraud. But if anyone can overcome it, it's Trump.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (kcYij)

363 Please, pay attention.

Circa International, Ltd.: Not paying attention at AOSHQ since 2004. Or maybe it was 2005.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (B+qrE)

364 308



Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (gmo/4)

Good rule of thumb.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (KnJdm)

365 352 296 I think Hunter has been Epsteined.

A month or so ago he had a big party at a rented house in LA after a fight with his "wife"
_____________

Isn't that the wife he knew for like 10 minutes before he married her?

That marriage probably won't last a year. And he probably made her sign a pre-nup, to protect his ill-gotten millions. Bet it had a clause where she gets a lot more if there are kids, which explains why she got preggers right away.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

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They have a baby together, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (NWM+b)

366 I think O'Keefe's biggest coup was that tape of Amy Robach from ABC News talking about how she had the Epstein story three years before but ABC spiked it because the Royal Family said they would deny them access if they did. And also because it would hurt the Clinton campaign.

Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (Alp4m)

367 Circa, I'm so sorry this is happening to you.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:56 PM (OssQ4)

368 OT: Listening to the Rogan/Alex Jones/ Tim Dillon podcast. Jones pointed out to Rogan how Bill Gates had met with Epstein multiple times after his first conviction. Sure enough Young Jamie pulled that shit up and Rogan had to admit that Bill Gates isn't the best guy. Very satisfying after months and months of Rogan wondering why everyone was attacking "good guy" Bill Gates.
Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (Alp4m)


I got about as far as the Globull Warmening part. Where Rogan pretty much refuses to listen when ol' Alex is trying to educate him.

Alex tries to flatter Joe, telling him he's smart. Joe keeps disagreeing, saying he's not smart.

Sorry Alex, this is one time Rogan is right and you're wrong.

That being said, any discussion where you have Rogan, Alex Jones, and Tim Dillon in the room, and Tim Dillon can't really get in a word, you're doing it wrong.

I'm not going to listen to Rogan and Jones for 3 hours, but if they shut up and let Tim talk, I might.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 02:56 PM (hku12)

369
JackOff knew damned well that he was committing perjury. He simply doesn't think that there will be any charges. He's telling the Senate "Fuck You".

Same reason that he appeared on the video testimony looking like a bum. It's all "Fuck You, charge me, I dare you, I double-dog dare you".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2020 02:56 PM (EGyGV)

370 97 So file the perjury charges.

No more talk. Fight.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 02:30 PM (hku12)



Hahahahahaha!


*inhales*


Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, disgusted at the feeble R Senators at October 28, 2020 02:56 PM (sy5kK)

371 "in Tarrant County (Fort Worth) 1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded."

I fed my ballot directly into the scanner myself. Zero probability of fraud now

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:56 PM (qpX6U)

372 >>People are dumb

Doesn't rhyme.

Posted by: Zombie Morrison at October 28, 2020 02:56 PM (EM4Pb)

373 If lying to Congress is a felony, does Cruz not have the ability to ask / order someone to arrest the bastard?

Yep. He can go to the DoJ and...
Posted by: Brother Tim got tired of ID'ing as someone else's IP at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM


"No reasonable prosecutor..."

"Next!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2020 02:56 PM (ejd/p)

374 'I was told by the VP's staffer that a stenographer hired by his nephew in the mailroom said she heard from a girlfriend on vacation in Maine who said the tweeps were now allowed. I can't check on everything.'Jaqui D.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2020 02:56 PM (XhWtx)

375 356 Where's JOE ?!
Posted by: Paul Anka at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (0GdRL)

Someone in the parking garage at my work has that written across his back windshield.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)

376 >>Their lawsuits have been clearing out voter rolls in states that don't want to do it in federal court for the last few years too.


Right -- they got LA to clear out their voter roll, which was something like 147% of the voting age population of LA.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:57 PM (bDqIh)

377 hasn't circa been around here for a while? maybe he had a stroke

Posted by: DanMan at October 28, 2020 02:57 PM (aUOqu)

378 Looking forward to a very close election in NY state. So close, in fact, that there will be litigation and such a cluster-f*ck and confusion that on December 15, 2020, there won't be an accurate final tally that the NY Secretary of State can certify for one candidate or another, and therefore NY's Electoral Votes won't be counted.

G-d does not like Hillary Clinton. He will deliver more pain to her.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 02:47 PM (BM2fS)

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If I understand Mark Levin's explanation on this: ultimately in a situation like this, the state legislature has control of it would send delegates to the Electoral College.

Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2020 02:57 PM (aJ83x)

379 Politicians really need a dose of real world equality: the laws for me apply to thee.

Remember the Contract With America in 1994 with Newt Gingrich? Part of that furious flurry of acts that they did was to remove a long-standing house rule that made members of the house exempt from the rules many of the laws they applied to everyone else.

Everything they passed to do to everyone else, and had in the past, now they had to live by.

That lasted until the Democrats took the house again, and reimposed the rule almost in their first act

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

380 Dorsey looks like he is a shipwreck survivor on a desert island on meth, not the head of a Big Tech mega-corporation. Does he always look that haggard?

Posted by: Ripley at October 28, 2020 02:57 PM (MxEKc)

381 A Silicon Valley tech mogul lied to Congress.

____ my shocked face ____

It's like Charlie Brown and Lucy with a football. Every fucking time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2020 02:57 PM (3H9h1)

382 376 >>Their lawsuits have been clearing out voter rolls in states that don't want to do it in federal court for the last few years too.


Right -- they got LA to clear out their voter roll, which was something like 147% of the voting age population of LA.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:57 PM (bDqIh)

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Something like a million and a half names from California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (NWM+b)

383 Trump is winning New York.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (NWM+b)



Told ya! They call NY for Trump before midnight!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (Vxu+H)

384 https://bit.ly/2TwOr5N
*******

Joe Biden Seen Gripping Jill Biden's Wrist, Being Lead Out of Building After Voting in Wilmington, Delaware (VIDEO)

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (asQlL)

385 "I think Hunter has been Epsteined."

Do you mean assassinated? Or do you mean spirited away, with a body double cadaver left behind? Or ... ?

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (qpX6U)

386 I haven't been this piled on since catching one on the opponent's sideline in high school.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (B+qrE)

387 Well, if you steal a ballot and don't know anything about the person who it's supposed to go to, it's hard to fill out the ballot correctly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Seriously? You fill it out according to who is paying you. Fuck what the original mailer wants. That's why you stole the ballot in the first place.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (+UWHh)

388 >>I think O'Keefe's biggest coup was that tape of Amy Robach from ABC News talking about how she had the Epstein story three years before but ABC spiked it because the Royal Family said they would deny them access if they did. And also because it would hurt the Clinton campaign.




Oh, right, that was a good one.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)

389 @realDonaldTrump 4m

Why isn't Twitter trending Biden corruption? It's the biggest, and most credible, story anywhere in the world. Fake Trending!!!

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (cF8AT)

390 346
Holy shit, 1/3???? Are people there really dumb or is the mail in process overly complex? WTF is happening in Ft Worth?
Posted by: Asshoes
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Sight unseen, I'll guess 50/50. People are dumb, and that includes the people designing the process.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (G51Gf)
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Any reason to think they weren't PDT-friendly zip codes?

Posted by: Gilded at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (BRkq2)

391 1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded.

Not surprised
here in NJ its a 3 step process
1 - complete ballot by filling in the dots
2 - stuff ballot into envelope, seal, but dont tear off the certification flap, sign and date it.
3 - Then stuff THAT envelope into the outer mailing envelope and either mail at USPS or drop in county ballot box

I can easily imagine 1/3 dumb yoots, the elderly, or non-english speakers screwing up the process.


Posted by: McCool at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (0GdRL)

392 The news that Obama and Biden will do a joint appearance in Michigan is the final piece of the puzzle showing how the election will go.

The Biden campaign knows that their only path to win is holding WI, PA, MN, and MI (and the rest of the blue states).

WI and PA may turn their way if they catch a break.

But MI is where they are losing, and without MI the rest don't matter.

They have to go try to turn it back and try to win with low propensity voters going to the polls on election day.

Spending the most important final day of the campaign in a state that you thought you had sewn up is not a sign of strength.

I'm betting Trump will be in PA on that day. Or maybe a 3 state swing, PA, MI, and WI.

AND I just checked the schedule. Trump will hit MI, WI, and MN on Friday.

This is over, Trump is playing for Minnesota in his final weekend.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (5p7BC)

393 Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: Sharkman
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LOL.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (an7Mv)

394 Does hoping that his HQ burns down in the election aftermath riots make me a bad person?

How about if I throw in Facebook and the SF Chronicle HQs too?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (DePyg)

395 Small news item today from Texas - in Tarrant County (Fort Worth) 1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

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Holy shit, 1/3???? Are people there really dumb or is the mail in process overly complex? WTF is happening in Ft Worth?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (22mNy)

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Well, if you steal a ballot and don't know anything about the person who it's supposed to go to, it's hard to fill out the ballot correctly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (NWM+b)


Maybe Soros or Dorsey or Doomberg or whoever it is paying the $55 grand for the ballot fraudsters in Texas aren't getting their money's worth.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (hku12)

396 Looks like printing issues are making the ballots unreadable in the Fort Worth area.

https://tinyurl.com/y2834jy3

Posted by: Greange at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (X0pHj)

397 359
The thing I can't work out is why Twitter got so big to begin with. Its
nothing special, in fact its kind of the opposite of special or
interesting.
__
Twitter started out as a service where one could text an update and have it presented on the web immediately. Was fun for dumb jokes, and when the limit was 140 characters one was forced to edit to the core.
What it is now, yeesh.

Posted by: sharksauce at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (DFZnL)

398 Rogan is smarter than he thinks he is.

He's probably the best interviewer alive right now, and its not because he's stupid. He'll be fully redpilled sooner or later, and probably sooner.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (OssQ4)

399 "I think Hunter has been Epsteined."

Do you mean assassinated? Or do you mean spirited away, with a body double cadaver left behind? Or ... ?
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration

Dead men tell no tales.....

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (arJlL)

400
Surely the Bidens have known this hard drive is in the hands of the FBI for almost a year now.

Posted by: Horatio Nelson

========

Not necessarily. Hunter left it with John Paul Mac Isaac and who knows why he didn't pick it up?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (G51Gf)

401 O'Keefe and Judicial Watch *confirm* what we suspect, so to us it's "Big deal, tell me something we don't know."
They are catching people - getting proof - and that is fabulous.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (bDqIh)

402 We should put Zuckerberg and Dorsey in a cage a let them fight to the death using only their wallets. Live-streamed on FB and Twitter.

Posted by: cornbred at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (Eeart)

403
It'd be refreshing if he'd simply say so aloud. In fact, I'd be pleasantly impressed by somebody, anyone in fact, telling these puffed-up mediocrities to eat shit. Jimmy Hoffa's style of EABOD is missed.
______________

Maybe they don't want to end up dead in some mobster's trunk on the way to whatever chipper they dumped his body in, like Hoffa did.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (k4dH2)

404 385
"I think Hunter has been Epsteined."



Do you mean assassinated?


Buggered.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (AHq56)

405 Rogan's a flat earther. Why am I listening to him?

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (HPKy0)

406 >>> >>Makes me think of that guy, what's his name, funny Indian guy. D'Nesh something. Wound up in a pretty nasty federal prison on wire fraud

Did you see the interview he did with Cenk from TYT after he was pardoned? Cenk gleefully kept tying to call him "Felon!" at every turn. So gross, but then Cenk is gross like that.

I don't know how much individually one person can move the needle... Dinesh, O'Keefe, Candace, Crowder, etc. But collectively I think it adds up.

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (Rbfr/)

407 319 OT: Listening to the Rogan/Alex Jones/ Tim Dillon podcast. Jones pointed out to Rogan how Bill Gates had met with Epstein multiple times after his first conviction. Sure enough Young Jamie pulled that shit up and Rogan had to admit that Bill Gates isn't the best guy. Very satisfying after months and months of Rogan wondering why everyone was attacking "good guy" Bill Gates.
Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (Alp4m)

I was a bit disappointed with that podcast.

Sober, fact checking Joe is not fun when Alex Jones is on.

I wanted full on drunk, gay frog, interplanetary space beings molesting children alex jones.

Not an entire episode of "Jamie, can you pull that up?" Joe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (cnTJD)

408 I think O'Keefe's biggest coup was that tape of Amy Robach from ABC News talking about how she had the Epstein story three years before but ABC spiked it because the Royal Family said they would deny them access if they did. And also because it would hurt the Clinton campaign.
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Oh, right, that was a good one.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:58 PM (bDqIh)


Right. That's the one where Amy Robach was fired.

Otherwise, nothing changed.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (hku12)

409 "I think Hunter has been Epsteined."

Do you mean assassinated? Or do you mean spirited away, with a body double cadaver left behind? Or ... ?
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (+UWHh)

410 294 OregonMuse,

#2, Robert Creamer?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (OssQ4)


Yes, thank you, that was the name!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (pa6Yi)

411 Anyone with that much ink just hates himself.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (HPKy0)

412 >>Rogan is smarter than he thinks he is.


Rogan is 100% frontal lobe. Guy has the retention of a turnip.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (EM4Pb)

413 -
--
JUST IN: Hillary Clinton says she is an Electoral College elector for New York State.





Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (cF8AT)



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Confirmed:



Trump is winning New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM

-----------------

Dear God, I will never ask for another thing....

Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (SchQD)

414 I get a lot of mileage out of this string of words I mashed together once:

Donald Trump says the sun rises in the east.

They call him a liar, because the sun rises slightly south of east. So they run to support the guy who says the sun rises in the west, instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (XYQCy)

415 The thing I can't work out is why Twitter got so big to begin with. Its nothing special, in fact its kind of the opposite of special or interesting. But for some reason, celebrities and journalists jumped on it and it became the go-to place for quick reactions to everything.

--

I guess in this pathetic era of self-importance, it was inevitable something like this would explode. Where people think their every utterance is something the world hangs on.

It should explode, alright...

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (O+I8R)

416 Rogan is smart they way a good Retriever is smart.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (EM4Pb)

417 >>> Margins blown at 156.

Post is unreadable.

This is happening on a regular basis now.

Please Ace, bring back the banhammer for blown margins.
Posted by: tbodie at October 28, 2020 02:51 PM (Gjw1J)

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Both times today by nics that don't appear to be regular commenters. Probably would be helpful if an actual style guide with all the rules of the road we're posted in the sidebar. I mean, how many newbies know about Hogmartin's "unf*cker" page, or how to use Bold, italics, or strikethrough's. Or that iphone's "smart punctuation" will get you 500 errors when trying to post?

But then, I guess, the AoS would lose some of its charm, and the barrel would go hungry.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (uy0w8)

418 Rogan is 100% frontal lobe. Guy has the retention of a turnip.

Weed will do that to you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

419 394 Does hoping that his HQ burns down in the election aftermath riots make me a bad person?

How about if I throw in Facebook and the SF Chronicle HQs too?
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (DePyg)

Count me in.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 28, 2020 03:02 PM (CLteG)

420 405 Rogan's a flat earther. Why am I listening to him?
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at October 28, 2020 03:00 PM (HPKy0)

What? No he doesn't. Are you thinking of Eddie Bravo?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 03:02 PM (cnTJD)

421
Bloomberg "News" is very excited today that Gropin' Joe got a Covid-19 briefing. He probably didn't understand a word of it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2020 03:02 PM (mpeBU)

422 It's kind of like Judicial Watch, that keeps coming out with "BOMBSHELL REPORTS" about which nothing ever happens.

You know it was a Judicial Watch FOIA/lawsuit that uncovered the Hillary email server, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (bDq

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Their lawsuits have been clearing out voter rolls in states that don't want to do it in federal court for the last few years too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 28, 2020 02:53 PM (NWM+b)


yes, the voter roll cleansing is so important, and JW has been all over this

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 03:02 PM (sfhL4)

423 Circa,
I was just giving you crap. Not mean spirited, at all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2020 03:02 PM (U2p+3)

424 >>398 Rogan is smarter than he thinks he is. Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (OssQ4)

Not a fan of his podcast, but his standup act--specifically his show-ending bit on Caitlyn Jenner and Kris Jenner--is a hoot.

Posted by: Zod at October 28, 2020 03:02 PM (6J5Fm)

425 Trump will hit MI, WI, and MN on Friday.

This is over, Trump is playing for Minnesota in his final weekend.

..........

He is on record as saying he wishes he hit Minnesota last time.

He also said that his internal polling was not telling him that he would win as well as he did.

Polling is not science.

Posted by: Greange at October 28, 2020 03:02 PM (HfvJQ)

426 Remember, Abortion Barbie was elected in Ft. Worth.

College town (TCU) and has a significant hispanic population.


meh, Ft Worth is one of the more solid cities in Texas and TCU is tiny. Abortion Barbie got one term by campaigning as a moderate dem and looking sharp. Her past and personality came out and she was done.

Posted by: DanMan at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (aUOqu)

427 How is New York on faithless electors?

Posted by: irright at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (SchQD)

428 264 A $9.2 Billion net worth dumbness.

Now, do you still feel bad? He didn't even have to take a shower, much less fly to DC, to testify.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (sy5kK)

I feel bad in that he's so clearly way over his head that it's ... cringeworthy to watch.

He let the SJW's in to twitter. He allowed them to convince him to start censoring. He gave in to the pressure. No doubt, that's on him.

But I don't think he was smart enough to see where this would inevitably lead.

Which is why I feel bad for him.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:45 PM (cnTJD)


I understand what you are saying, but he runs a machine and a corporation that is undermining basic American freedoms.
If the neighbor's dog is underfed I feel sorry for it, but not when it invades my chicken coop on my property and kills all the chickens.

Dorsey is the owner of the dog killing the chickens.
Dorsey is responsible for his dog.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, disgusted at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (sy5kK)

429 We should put Zuckerberg and Dorsey in a cage a let them fight to the death using only their wallets. Live-streamed on FB and Twitter.

--

Lizard Alien vs. Scrawny Rasputin

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (O+I8R)

430 R8 wouldn't start. Thinkin dead battery.

Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (Ie5rD)

431 @JackPosobiec

This is amazing

https://tinyurl.com/y5fpa5sg


Love it!

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (cF8AT)

432 IIRC, twitter got big when there was a crack-down in Iran and twitter was just about the only way to get news out. In the Dubya era.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (AHq56)

433 Not necessarily. Hunter left it with John Paul Mac Isaac and who knows why he didn't pick it up?
__________

He probably didn't pick it up because he was too busy getting stoned and playing dick-footsie with the young niece (or whatever other 'ho he was doing at the time), and he just forget where he'd left it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 03:04 PM (k4dH2)

434 Just shut down the fucking company, and send Dorsey to Devil's Island. He looks as if he's already made up for the latter home.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 28, 2020 03:04 PM (7X3UV)

435 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

Do the people in Ft Worth get notified that their ballot is tossed?

Posted by: clutch at October 28, 2020 03:04 PM (9UmRs)

436 Rogan repeats himself constantly.

Posted by: Greange at October 28, 2020 03:04 PM (HfvJQ)

437 >> Btw, independent uploaded versions of Tucker's show last night were scrubbed by youtube.

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This is outrageous, blatant censorship. Lawsuits need to fly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)


It's not 'censorship', unfortunately. It's copywrited material, and if Fox asked for the show's deletion, youtube has no choice but to comply.

What's interesting though is I watch Tucker on youtube most nights after the show has aired, supplied by various uploaders. There are usually 4-8 uploaders of the show each night.

For the Bobulinski show, they were all missing in action.

Let's call it selective enforcement.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 03:04 PM (Z4rgH)

438 You know it was a Judicial Watch FOIA/lawsuit that uncovered the Hillary email server, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 02:50 PM (bDqIh)


Has anything of consequence happened as a result of this lawsuit? I'm not trying to be snarky, as far as I can tell, this is just another BOMBSHELL that is not going anywhere.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 28, 2020 03:04 PM (pa6Yi)

439 Trump looking good in PA and NY is why we're seeing riots in Philadelphia and NYC. Expect them to continue until election day, and expect the States to use them to extend voting and counting.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (OssQ4)

440 I understand what you are saying, but he runs a machine and a corporation that is undermining basic American freedoms.
If the neighbor's dog is underfed I feel sorry for it, but not when it invades my chicken coop on my property and kills all the chickens.

Dorsey is the owner of the dog killing the chickens.
Dorsey is responsible for his dog.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, disgusted at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (sy5kK)

Oh, I agree.

I'm not trying to minimize his culpability.

Just saying that on a human level, I feel bad for him that he wasn't forward thinking enough to know where this would lead.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (cnTJD)

441 Do twitter shareholders see Jack today and feel good about shareprice stability? (does this make me an old man for pointin it out?)

Posted by: Inogame at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (+2xjH)

442 Dorsey looks like castaway meets crazy old Howard Hughes

Posted by: Piratepatch at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (2Xrky)

443 it may be a felony, but he will never be charged or prosecuted.

we are no longer a nation of laws, and i don't see us being able to vote our way out of this.

/me goes back to prepping AR platforms for future use

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (v99PT)

444 The thing I can't work out is why Twitter got so big to begin with. Its nothing special, in fact its kind of the opposite of special or interesting. But for some reason, celebrities and journalists jumped on it and it became the go-to place for quick reactions to everything.


If you think about it, Ace's comments is the first "twitter" app.

Many small comments and links shared about this and that. Same deal, really.

Twitter ranks people, and their content can be shared.

Ace's blog, almost there...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (sfhL4)

445 "Bill Gates had met with Epstein multiple times"

I have a hard time picturing BG ensnared in a sex scandal or blackmail type thing. He just does not seem interested in the carnal side of things. But I've been wrong about everything else, so ...

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 02:54 PM (qpX6U)



His wife is the one with the kinks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (yQpMk)

446 >>> How does Ted Cruz prosecute an obvious perjury?
Posted by: That Guy (formerly SH) at October 28, 2020 02:35 PM (sX1BW)

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He doesn't. No intent. Move along.
- FBI

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (uy0w8)

447
1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded.



Not surprised

here in NJ its a 3 step process

1 - complete ballot by filling in the dots

2 - stuff ballot into envelope, seal, but dont tear off the certification flap, sign and date it.

3 - Then stuff THAT envelope into the outer mailing envelope and either mail at USPS or drop in county ballot box



I can easily imagine 1/3 dumb yoots, the elderly, or non-english speakers screwing up the process.







Posted by: McCool at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (0GdRL)


Which in jersey usually means dem voters.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (9Om/r)

448 Holy Hell! I can't believe the size of this crowd. This place in the middle of nowhere Arizona!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (5p7BC)

449 Who granted Dorsey from Immunity from Consequences? That's a sweet deal!

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (bCLt0)

450 Trump knows how to WIN. The commies have pulled out all the stops this year and they still won't beat him. Trump is a miracle.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (kcYij)

451 An Audi R8, cold starting in the morning, V10, is a sound to behold. I think the battery is dead.

Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (Ie5rD)

452 Why do social media influencers like Katy Perry and Cher use ALL CAPS so much when it comes to get-out-the-vote efforts on Twitter?

Posted by: Just a random observation at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (BBWrU)

453 Just heard Biden going full Karen-scold and telling everybody should wear a mask, everywhere, all the time or you are not patriotic, sounded like an angry parent.



I don't think that was helpful, probably lost another 100,00 votes. Normal people don't like being lectured by their politicians.

Posted by: Ripley at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (MxEKc)

454 They don't know how to tell the truth.

Posted by: Beckoningchasm Phone at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (B+Smg)

455 Let's call it selective enforcement.

Youtube is good at that. They also love to "de-monetize" big names so that they don't get paid for their content. Youtube gets paid, for the advertising and attention. Just not the creators.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

456
294 OregonMuse,

#2, Robert Creamer?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 02:48 PM (OssQ4)

Yes, thank you, that was the name!
Posted by: OregonMuse

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Muse, there was another one from the same operation, Scott Foval. I posted about him yesterday:

---------

I did catch up with one Project Veritas alumnae.

Remember Scott Foval from Hillary 2016? He hired homeless and "crazies" to show up at Trump rallies and try to get people to punch them?

He got sent packing and now Scott Foval (He/Him/His) advertises his services as a Life Coach, although the pandemic has hit him hard. He is furloughed from his current job as a concierge at Radisson Blu Minneapolis Downtown. In his previous job as a Business Class Host, he was responsible for
Breakfast buffet setup, table service, teardown, cleaning, dishes, lounge concierge, cross-training for other associates, and service recovery for Radisson Blu Business Class guests and visitors.

It's honest work and there's nothing wrong with it, but I bet that when he was an aspiring Master of the Universe he would have considered it a servant job fit for an illegal alien or a Republican kid.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (G51Gf)

457 If you think about it, Ace's comments is the first "twitter" app.



Many small comments and links shared about this and that. Same deal, really.



Twitter ranks people, and their content can be shared.



Ace's blog, almost there...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (sfhL4)

---
give it #twoweeks and we're there.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (v99PT)

458 228 I think the DOJ needs to go after twitter for making an illegal corporate in kind donation to Joe Biden.

Hit them with a big fine, threaten to arrest Dorsey.

I think that'd fix some of this in the short term.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (cnTJD)



Ok, I can accept this as an acceptable solution.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, disgusted at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (sy5kK)

459 >>Not surprised

>>here in NJ its a 3 step process



Oh, fuck.

Posted by: Rick Perry at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (EM4Pb)

460 448 Holy Hell! I can't believe the size of this crowd. This place in the middle of nowhere Arizona!

It's on the border with Nevada

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (Zmnko)

461 AND I just checked the schedule. Trump will hit MI, WI, and MN on Friday.

This is over, Trump is playing for Minnesota in his final weekend.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (5p7BC)
*******
This can't be right ABC.Disney said Bidet is up 17 in Wis. ???

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (asQlL)

462 AF1 is doing a flyby!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (5p7BC)

463 If I understand Mark Levin's explanation on this: ultimately in a situation like this, the state legislature has control of it would send delegates to the Electoral College.

Posted by: ShainS



That's how it's supposed to work, yes.

But 2020.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (BM2fS)

464 Dorsey looks like castaway meets crazy old Howard Hughes

--

I'll bet he has 5" long yellowed fingernails too.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (O+I8R)

465 Rogan repeats himself constantly.


Joe is a great American.

Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (yQpMk)

466
it may be a felony, but he will never be charged or prosecuted.

we are no longer a nation of laws, and i don't see us being able to vote our way out of this.

/me goes back to prepping AR platforms for future use


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (v99PT)


yeah we aren't voting our way out of this, especially since they now want to control the vote. All thats left is violent purge and rebirth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (9Om/r)

467 "Tell me one thing that the media hasn't lied about in the last 4 years? Why would we suddenly think they won't lie about polls?"

Gell-Mann Amnesia is alive and well.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (XpDOS)

468 An Audi R8, cold starting in the morning, V10, is a sound to behold. I think the battery is dead.

Pretty sure that's one of the cars that pipes engine noise into the speakers to "sweeten" it in the driver's seat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

469 Last chance for Biden in PA vanished when Slow Joe, in the second debate, confirmed his support for zero-emissions by 2035. The riots in Philly, well, was the concrete cap on his campaign's chances.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (Pqytn)

470 448 Holy Hell! I can't believe the size of this crowd. This place in the middle of nowhere Arizona!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (5p7BC)

..............

Yep, and it is not a far drive for Nevadans.

Hits both states essentially. Good move.

Posted by: Greange at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (X0pHj)

471 how many newbies know about Hogmartin's "unf*cker" page

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (uy0w

I'm not a newbie and I don't know what this is. But then again, I only just learned how to do italics like two weeks ago.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (Ez6QX)

472 Has Trump ever even driven any car? Think about it.

Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (Ie5rD)

473 Never mind, everyone was over excited LOL

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (5p7BC)

474 ckPosobiec

This is amazing

https://tinyurl.com/y5fpa5sg


Love it!
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (cF8AT)



Another big Trump ad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (sfhL4)

475 I believe Rogan is an atheist and a believer in aliens. That's where he loses me. I do like his bit on how unaware of how dumb 99% of the population is comparably speaking, including himself.

I think he uses a smart phone as an example. People know how to use it but in essence it's just a magic box to 99% of the population.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (zoyKY)

476 Btw, independent uploaded versions of Tucker's show last night were scrubbed by youtube.

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This is outrageous, blatant censorship. Lawsuits need to fly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)

It's not 'censorship', unfortunately. It's copywrited material, and if Fox asked for the show's deletion, youtube has no choice but to comply.

What's interesting though is I watch Tucker on youtube most nights after the show has aired, supplied by various uploaders. There are usually 4-8 uploaders of the show each night.

For the Bobulinski show, they were all missing in action.

Let's call it selective enforcement.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 03:04 PM (Z4rgH)


Yeah, almost certainly Fox requested the takedown.

Corporate media makes good money on Youtube these days. They don't want anyone else cashing in on their material.

Which is fine, I guess. Nowhere near as bad as music companies taking revenue for Youtubers who put up a 10-20 minute video with four accidental seconds of some song playing in the background.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (hku12)

477 >>Has anything of consequence happened as a result of this lawsuit? I'm not trying to be snarky, as far as I can tell, this is just another BOMBSHELL that is not going anywhere.



How do we know this didn't tip the 2016 election?

The FBI/DoJ coverup was an outrage -- but we know about it, we saw it. That info is out there, even if the MSM and Democrats continue to pretend is no biggie. It's part of her legacy. That's a big deal to me, even if it didn't end with her in jail.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (bDqIh)

478 There may be other crimes by Jack and the army of leftists that write the algorithms to censor and shadow ban patriots and blockade bad news. It is a publicly traded company, being covertly/privately used for election interference.


If I work for WalMart, can I use work time to campaign for Biden right in the store? WalMart puts up big Vote Biden signs, no Trump voters allowed, or they are charged with a Trump tax, money used to support Biden?

That is theft and fraud and ?? probably a few other crimes. It is not "muh private company". It is publicly traded with specific SEC and other rules, and with specific contracts with every user about being fair and neutral.


Beyond that there is probably more, in that they are pushing lies about Trump ... not being a neutral provider of info ... Jack perjury is just part of the criminal behavior. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (Cus5s)

479 @SVNewsAlerts

JUST IN: Hillary Clinton says she is an Electoral College elector for New York State.


Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 02:42 PM (cF8AT)


That's wonderful news! This way she can be in the room, as an elector, when the electoral college votes to elect Trump to his second term.

Splendid!

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (b3x5S)

480 I imagine Gates and Epstein shared a common interest in trans-humanism. Not the there are 73 genders thing but the idea of mergining humanity with technology to make us "better."

Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (Alp4m)

481 It was a bug, not a feature.

Wink

Posted by: Dorsey at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (eu0xF)

482 So does this mean the New York Post can sue as Jack claims they aren't being censored when they still are??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (an7Mv)

483 "I'm betting Trump will be in PA on that day. Or maybe a 3 state swing, PA, MI, and WI.

AND I just checked the schedule. Trump will hit MI, WI, and MN on Friday.

This is over, Trump is playing for Minnesota in his final weekend."

All this sexy talk is making me flushed.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (XpDOS)

484 155 Jack Dorsey looks more weird every day. I wonder if he is on the Hunter Biden Fitness Plan.
Posted by: PJ at October 28, 2020 02:36 PM (qlTN9)


Reds, Vitamin C, and cocaine?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (pa6Yi)

485 Jack Dorsey looks in the video like he just spent two weeks at a Hunter Biden party.

Posted by: Tentotwo at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (Iw9bs)

486 Fucking margins blown over a dogshit Wikipedia article. Fuck that site in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (y7DUB)

487 It's not 'censorship', unfortunately. It's copywrited material, and if Fox asked for the show's deletion, youtube has no choice but to comply.

What's interesting though is I watch Tucker on youtube most nights after the show has aired, supplied by various uploaders. There are usually 4-8 uploaders of the show each night.

For the Bobulinski show, they were all missing in action.
_____________

I watched it earlier this morning through a link (to YouTube) in a Powerline article.

That one has now been removed too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (k4dH2)

488 >>This place in the middle of nowhere Arizona!


Laughlin Nevada is spitting distance away. Kingman Az, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (EM4Pb)

489 Another big Trump ad.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (sfhL4)

Would never have guessed he was a Trump fan. LOL!

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (cF8AT)

490 Trump will lose Arizona, this I know, for the polls and media tells me so.

Posted by: A Karen Hiding the Bed with Her Mask on at Home With Only a Dildo to Keep Her Company at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (8YFRI)

491 Nope, nope, nope. The Audi R8 can make a ruckus upon a cold start. No speakers involved. But I think the battery is dead.

Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (Ie5rD)

492 443 it may be a felony, but he will never be charged or prosecuted.

we are no longer a nation of laws, and i don't see us being able to vote our way out of this.

/me goes back to prepping AR platforms for future use
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (v99PT)

Barr will do his usual nothing. Laws don't apply to rich dems or POC dems.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (ONvIw)

493 I think he uses a smart phone as an example. People know how to use it but in essence it's just a magic box to 99% of the population.

I heard a comedian do that about the microwave in the 90s. Most tech we use today we know how to make go but have no idea how to repair let alone create. I think it was Seinfeld, actually.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

494 I love a good flybye

Posted by: Troy Aikman at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (HPKy0)

495 Has Trump ever even driven any car? Think about it.
Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (Ie5rD

I'm assuming he did some back seat driving when he was younger IYKWIM.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (zoyKY)

496 Right. That's the one where Amy Robach was fired.



Otherwise, nothing changed.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (hku12)

============
Robach wasn't fired. Instead, ABC called CBS and got them to fire the supposed leaker. That person had herself quit ABC (after copying the footage, allegedly) and taken a CBS job. Then leaked the tape. It amazed me that it could happen, getting someone fired for an offense no one could prove happened at a previous job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (tX2OH)

497 On the topic of screwing up the process - I said previously, my wife and I went down together to vote at the Early Voting location here. They have a new system which I like, it retains a paper copy. You walk in, give your ID to the person in charge, they check your name on the rolls, then they give you a blank ballot (nothing on it yet) You go to the booth, put your ballot in the slot, and then make all your selections on the Electronic Screen. You hit "Ok" and it prints out your selections on the ballot, which you then take and put in the ballot box on your way out.

So we do that and head to the ballot box and we get there and my wife has nothing in her hands. Supervisor asks "where's your ballot?" And she says "I thought we were supposed to put it back into the machine!!!" So I just do a facepalm while the Supervisor goes and figures out how to get it back.

she's not real big on technical processes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (Kpl3J)

498 If DJT wins, which I expect, think of all the cool things he might do in the following few months:

1. Get off Twitter and watch Jack's fortune shrink.
2. Fire heads of FBI and CIA, replace with Rudy Giuliani and Louie Gohmert, respectively.
3. Install Ace as head of White House communications.

Posted by: MikeyZee at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (4gjQj)

499 >>I believe Rogan is an atheist and a believer in aliens. That's where he loses me. I do like his bit on how unaware of how dumb 99% of the population is comparably speaking, including himself.


Heh, watch his Dan Akroyd interview. Aliens and ghosts.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (bDqIh)

500 Pardon me if I'm cynical. Maby Cruz and a few others will follow through where Jordan hasn't, but until 230 protection is removed , the lawsuits are allowed to proceed and Dorsey is criminally charged for lying to Congress I don't give a shite and won't waste much grey matter thinking about it.

Posted by: Festus...I wasn't limping because of a bad leg at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (8968c)

501 "how many newbies know about Hogmartin's "unf*cker" page"

Yeah, what is that? Does it fix the curly-quote and curly-apostrophe problem text crash problem?

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (qpX6U)

502 Dorsey is gross.
And he needs a bath.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (/wRdn)

503 If I am who you think I am, shouldn't you be more careful?

-Ted Cruz channeling Walter White

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (kTF2Z)

504 This is amazing

https://tinyurl.com/y5fpa5sg


Love it!
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM

I need a cigarette.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 03:11 PM (OssQ4)

505 I believe Rogan is an atheist and a believer in aliens. That's where he loses me. I do like his bit on how unaware of how dumb 99% of the population is comparably speaking, including himself.

I think he uses a smart phone as an example. People know how to use it but in essence it's just a magic box to 99% of the population.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (zoyKY)


It doesn't bother me if Rogan doesn't believe in God. I sincerely doubt it bothers God either.

As for aliens, I bet it doesn't matter much to them whether he believes in them or not either.

Since they don't exist.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12)

506 Hmm. I wonder what makes Jack Dorsey thinks he can lie with impunity?

Where did he get that impression?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2020 03:11 PM (4BMGG)

507 Dorsey is looking to be the fourth member of ZZ Top.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 03:11 PM (zoyKY)

508 This is outrageous, blatant censorship. Lawsuits need to fly.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2020 02:43 PM (O+I8R)

It's not 'censorship', unfortunately. It's copywrited material, and if Fox asked for the show's deletion, youtube has no choice but to comply.

What's interesting though is I watch Tucker on youtube most nights after the show has aired, supplied by various uploaders. There are usually 4-8 uploaders of the show each night.

For the Bobulinski show, they were all missing in action.

Let's call it selective enforcement.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2020 03:04 PM (Z4rgH)

shoot I was just looking for it. I can't even find the whole thing on Fox.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 03:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

509 Tis the season for dead batteries.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (EM4Pb)

510 ....waiting for the SWAT team to break down Jack's door.....

Posted by: ERF at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (NxG7K)

511
Has Trump ever even driven any car? Think about it.
Posted by: Jinx

========

Yes.
https://youtu.be/P7nb9yJK3Iw

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (G51Gf)

512 The thing I can't work out is why Twitter got so big to begin with. Its nothing special, in fact its kind of the opposite of special or interesting. But for some reason, celebrities and journalists jumped on it and it became the go-to place for quick reactions to everything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Facebook is nothing special, either. Neither was MySpace before it, or Friendster before that.

The thing that makes every social networking site successful is the same - and it has nothing to do with features, gimmick, quality or anything else (to a point - it does have to actually work).

The secret sauce in every single one of these sites that succeed is the same: network effects. The key to a successful social media site is the number of active users. There is no point to joining a social media site where no one else goes. Once you hit a certain critical mass of users, it because in essence the *only* choice because that's where everyone is.

Facebook got there by targeting - to the point of exclusion at the beginning - college kids. It worked on me. I had a Facebook account when I was in college (first year of the extended beta, I think) because it *immediately* became the only place to learn about parties and events. The student union bulletin board died the year Facebook came. MySpace *tried* to get there in the open world and came very close - it was neck-in-neck for a while - but ultimately got ploughed under the Facebook juggernaut.

Twitter wasn't the first (or at the time, best) "micro-blogging" platform, but they were able to seat users more effectively and their membership was driven hard by celebrities getting into contests as to number of followers, who would hit a million first, etc. (remember that?).

Once you have the network and become the generic stopping point for that type of social media, everyone else dies off and it is very hard to try to assault the power of the massive user networks. It also lends itself to natural monopoly (which is why I think forcible breakup - and probably cyclical forcible breakup every time it reconstitutes and becomes a big problem again - is probably necessary).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (hYcqw)

513 >>> Pretty sure that's one of the cars that pipes engine noise into the speakers to "sweeten" it in the driver's seat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

======

I never understood this. If I like how it sounds, I probably want other people to hear it too. How does enhancing the noise for the driver accomplish that?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (uy0w8)

514 Rogan has his flaws but at least he is open to hearing people with different viewpoints and is no fan of deplatforming. He is getting shit on by blue checks over having Alex Jones on again.

Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (Alp4m)

515 430 R8 wouldn't start. Thinkin dead battery.
Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (Ie5rD)

Go.The.Fvck.Away!

Posted by: browndog at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (BgMrQ)

516 Biden is making one of his very rare campaign stops -- with Obama, no less -- in Michigan where he's supposedly up by 12 points.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (3aI0K)

517 I can't start that animal. oh well

Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (Ie5rD)

518 Could you see Allahpundit's head bobbing up and down on Dorsey? Or they had it cropped out?

Posted by: Gilded at October 28, 2020 03:12 PM (BRkq2)

519 Right. That's the one where Amy Robach was fired.



Otherwise, nothing changed.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:01 PM (hku12)

============
Robach wasn't fired. Instead, ABC called CBS and got them to fire the supposed leaker. That person had herself quit ABC (after copying the footage, allegedly) and taken a CBS job. Then leaked the tape. It amazed me that it could happen, getting someone fired for an offense no one could prove happened at a previous job.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (tX2OH)


Right, I had that wrong.

Same thing though, O'Keefe got a staffer fired. Otherwise is ABC or CBS going to change how they do business?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (hku12)

520 Robach wasn't fired. Instead, ABC called CBS and got them to fire the supposed leaker. That person had herself quit ABC (after copying the footage, allegedly) and taken a CBS job. Then leaked the tape. It amazed me that it could happen, getting someone fired for an offense no one could prove happened at a previous job.


ABC, NBC, and CBS are not competitors.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (yQpMk)

521 479 That's wonderful news! This way she can be in the room, as an elector,
when the electoral college votes to elect Trump to his second term.



Or she'll Foster the other 539 and declare Joe the winner 1-0.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (AHq56)

522 Hmm. I wonder what makes Jack Dorsey thinks he can lie with impunity?



Where did he get that impression?
***
Rhetorical I know...but how many members of the techno elite have gone to jail for anything?

You know this privilege stuff the left is always nattering on about? Well Jack's got it, and it isn't because of the color of his skin right Sundar?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (qlFIA)

523
Oh, is the "high end cars" guy back? He's one of our weirder trolls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (XJipD)

524
Dorsey is starting to look like Rasputin.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (rCwaK)

525 How do we know this didn't tip the 2016 election?

The FBI/DoJ coverup was an outrage -- but we know about it, we saw it. That info is out there, even if the MSM and Democrats continue to pretend is no biggie. It's part of her legacy. That's a big deal to me, even if it didn't end with her in jail.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (bDqIh)


This is a bit speculative for my tastes. I would rather see something concrete, such as indictments and trials and convictions on criminal charges. Because this is criminal behavior and from what I can see, they're pretty much getting away with it..

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (pa6Yi)

526 "Reds, Vitamin C, and cocaine?"

You know where to get reds? I didn't think they made those anymore.

I recently rewatched that TV movie about the North Hollywood bank robbery shootout. Both those guys thought it was good technique to eat a bunch of seconals before the robbery.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (qpX6U)

527 >>How does enhancing the noise for the driver accomplish that?


You must be a boring lay.


*Smacks Ass*


Shhhhh!

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (EM4Pb)

528 Hope this doesn't get Willowed.

OT: Gotta do a callout to A.H. LLoyd and his novel "A Man of Destiny". Saw him comment on it yesterday, and grabbed it on Kindle Unlimited.

https://tinyurl.com/y4h6kl6u

Started reading last night, and I'm enjoying the hell out of it. AHL if you're reading, you did an awesome job mixing politics and space opera. I'm about 50% of the way through and have every intention of grabbing a copy in paperback to keep. I normally have trouble keeping track of a bunch of characters in a book, but you've made them unique enough that I've had no trouble so far.

And anyone who reads needs to leave a review and help our brother out. Amazon actually made it kind of hard to find even knowing the name which was irritating.

Posted by: Cold Rage at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (OXSar)

529 Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12)

You missed the point Mr Contrarian.

No proof of God - Atheist
No Proof of Aliens - must exist because odds

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (zoyKY)

530 Some of us have both dead batteries and bad gas. I blame Trump.

Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (Ie5rD)

531 Dorsey has a beard because, without it, he looks like Rev. Jim Jones.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (tX2OH)

532 Right, I had that wrong.

Same thing though, O'Keefe got a staffer fired. Otherwise is ABC or CBS going to change how they do business?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (hku12)
===

Didn't it turn out the staffer that was fired actually had nothing to do with it or am I remembering wrong?

Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (Alp4m)

533 Kingman Az, too.
________

It's not exactly a big metropolis. Barely a blip on Route 66.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (k4dH2)

534 We should put Zuckerberg and Dorsey in a cage a let them fight to the death using only their wallets. Live-streamed on FB and Twitter.

--

Lizard Alien vs. Scrawny Rasputin

Posted by: Lady in Black




Remember those Claymation cage matches to the death back in the day?

Celebrity Deathmatch?

I remember the Hillary Clinton vs. Monica Lewinsky one was pretty funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (BM2fS)

535 Nothing will happen to him, and these Congressional hearings usually lead to nothing anyway.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (3DJkT)

536 493 I think he uses a smart phone as an example. People know how to use it but in essence it's just a magic box to 99% of the population.

I heard a comedian do that about the microwave in the 90s. Most tech we use today we know how to make go but have no idea how to repair let alone create. I think it was Seinfeld, actually.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

We all use the internets and internets catchin' devices, and nobody really understands that the internet sprites are all Progressives.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2020 03:15 PM (bCLt0)

537 >>It's not exactly a big metropolis.


This is how I know you don't smuggle drugs.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 03:15 PM (EM4Pb)

538 I was hoping for the Jamaican guy to call Biden a bumbleclot.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 03:15 PM (OssQ4)

539 I never understood this. If I like how it sounds, I probably want other people to hear it too. How does enhancing the noise for the driver accomplish that?

It makes people who don't really know very much about cars think their car is all badass.

Ferarri makes amazing engines, but they sound like go-carts. The Dodge Viper V-12 sounded like a cage full of steroid-overdosed berserk lions on amphetamines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

540 If DJT wins, which I expect, think of all the cool things he might do in the following few months:

__

But he said pussy so....can't vote for him.

Posted by: The Never Trumpers at October 28, 2020 03:15 PM (qlFIA)

541 I don't think that was helpful, probably lost another 100,00 votes. Normal people don't like being lectured by their politicians.
Posted by: Ripley at October 28, 2020 03:06 PM (MxEKc)


What exactly are these "normal people" to which you refer? Someone like me is very rare in these parts, in fact I'm not normal here, I'm an aberration. Everybody is all masked up and if the Governor says jump the brain dead drones only think to ask how high.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 28, 2020 03:15 PM (Pky7X)

542
Jack Posboikc on twitter has a screenshot of twitter warning "elections results may be delayed" and warns that this could lead to a candidate claiming an "uncomfirmed" victory.

In other words, they plan on counting and counting and counting...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 03:15 PM (vXLpE)

543 You don't know how loud this thing can be, with the ... right buttons. i still think dead battery. lols

Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:16 PM (Ie5rD)

544 271 Don't worry. Big Tech is going to hire conservative outlets, like the Lib-donor funded Dispatch, to do some of the opinionchecking/factchecking.

If there's one thing you can say about Hayes, French, and Goldberg it's that they would never be willing to compromise their principles.
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Nichole Wallace of MSNBC worked for GW Bush, the fine Republican that she is.

What a frigging joke.

Burn them down. To the ground.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, disgusted at October 28, 2020 03:16 PM (sy5kK)

545 I would rather see something concrete, such as indictments and trials and convictions on criminal charges.
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I would say #TwoWeeks, but the election is in a week and then we will know which way the wind blows.

Posted by: Bill Barr, bagpiper at October 28, 2020 03:16 PM (tX2OH)

546 "how many newbies know about Hogmartin's "unf*cker" page"

Yeah, what is that? Does it fix the curly-quote and curly-apostrophe problem text crash problem?
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 03:10 PM (qpX6U)


Quotes, ellipses, and em-dashes. Some other stuff too. Not extensive, but lightweight enough for low-end phones.

https://stoatnet.org/ace/

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 03:16 PM (t+qrx)

547 Robach wasn't fired. Instead, ABC called CBS and got them to fire the supposed leaker. That person had herself quit ABC (after copying the footage, allegedly) and taken a CBS job. Then leaked the tape. It amazed me that it could happen, getting someone fired for an offense no one could prove happened at a previous job.

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ABC, NBC, and CBS are not competitors.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (yQpMk)


Sure they are. They compete for who gets the best 14 year olds on The Island.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:16 PM (hku12)

548 The Dodge Viper V-12 sounded like a cage full of
steroid-overdosed berserk lions on amphetamines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

That's because it had two extra cylinders.
/s

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2020 03:16 PM (KnJdm)

549 By the way, Jack Dorsey looks like the Unabomber.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 03:16 PM (VpIIl)

550 Everything they passed to do to everyone else, and had in the past, now they had to live by.

That lasted until the Democrats took the house again, and reimposed the rule almost in their first act
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2020 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

That rule needs to be added to the Article 5 to-do list. A mere law isn't enough. It needs to be Amendment-level so the bastards can't touch it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (HbCly)

551 This is how I know you don't smuggle drugs.
_____________

Uh oh, I just outted myself as not a drug smuggler.

How can I go on?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (k4dH2)

552
Who needs a Braveheart-type of pick-me-up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhSy-6VqIww

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (vXLpE)

553 "how many newbies know about Hogmartin's "unf*cker" page"

I'm not a newbie and I have no idea what that is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (nxdel)

554 549 By the way, Jack Dorsey looks like the Unabomber.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2020 03:16 PM (VpIIl)

Or someone who works at Whole Foods.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (bCLt0)

555 277 260 169 121 Biden and Obama to appear together in Michigan on Halloween (this Saturday).

Did they give a location? If they did I would love for a large group of Trump Chumps to show up and disrupt
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Zmnko)
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3 or 4 mini-van's worth should do it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, disgusted at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (sy5kK)

556 Quotes, ellipses, and em-dashes. Some other stuff too. Not extensive, but lightweight enough for low-end phones.

https://stoatnet.org/ace/
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2020 03:16 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++
I bookmarked this the first time I saw it.

Hogmartin has provided a tremendous community service with this helpful little tool.

I am not a paid spokesman, but I'll promote the hell out of his extremely useful work!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (hYcqw)

557 Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:11 PM (hku12)

You missed the point Mr Contrarian.

No proof of God - Atheist
No Proof of Aliens - must exist because odds
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (zoyKY)


I got your point.

Apparently you missed my snark.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12)

558
In other words, they plan on counting and counting and counting...

***

I expect it. I expect the blue strongholds in purple states to report absurd numbers of votes for Biden that just keep coming in.

I also expect a 5-4 or 6-3 SC decision to slap that down....that they ignore.


And we'll get to see who the army really does prefer....

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (qlFIA)

559 This dude looks like he lives on the sidewalk in San Fran - and he's controlling what Americans can see and read.

We live in the Era of Stupid.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (HabA/)

560 18 USC 1621 makes it a felony to lie under oath to the Senate.

Then why wasn't @jack arrested?


*ahem*

"Two Weeks"


Thank you all and good afternoon.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (3P/5p)

561 meh, Ft Worth is one of the more solid cities in Texas and TCU is tiny. Abortion Barbie got one term by campaigning as a moderate dem and looking sharp. Her past and personality came out and she was done.
Posted by: DanMan at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (aUOqu)

Ms. Davis was replaced by Konni Burton who was in turn tossed in favor of a Dem. Ft. Worth's mayor is also nothing to be proud of.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (3DJkT)

562 Jack Dorsey and Hunter Biden are both going for the Negan of The Walking Dead look.

Posted by: Greange at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (X0pHj)

563 "Quotes, ellipses, and em-dashes. Some other stuff too. Not extensive, but lightweight enough for low-end phones.

https://stoatnet.org/ace/"

Excellent! Thanks!

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (qpX6U)

564 I got your point.

Apparently you missed my snark.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12

I did and apologize for that.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (zoyKY)

565 This is amazing

https://tinyurl.com/y5fpa5sg


Love it!
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM

I need a cigarette.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 28, 2020 03:11 PM (OssQ4)

Beautiful

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

566 Dorsey has a beard because, without it, he looks like Rev. Jim Jones.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (tX2OH)
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Dorsey has a beard because he used to be a goalie for a dart team.

Posted by: Boots at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (oGBso)

567 Kingman has a decent pop for a rural AZ town and is definitely blue collar enough to get out to Bullhead City for a Trump Rally.

Besides, that Crystal Meth ain't gonna drive itsself up there.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (EM4Pb)

568 Can't wait to see what they have on the Jumbotron today at the rallies!

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (cF8AT)

569 And anyone who reads needs to leave a review and help our brother out. Amazon actually made it kind of hard to find even knowing the name which was irritating.

Posted by: Cold Rage



Thanks for posting this. I just grabbed the book on Kindle.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (BM2fS)

570 Game over: GOP Sen. Ron Johnson just got Jack Dorsey to torpedo Twitter's case against the NY Post [video]

"We don't": Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey admits they don't have any evidence to say the New York Post Biden story is disinformation


twitchy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (sfhL4)

571 >>> How does enhancing the noise for the driver accomplish that?

*******
You must be a boring lay.

========

I wouldn't know, Garrett. I'm married.


Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (uy0w8)

572 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (sGotD)

573 USC 1621 makes it a felony to lie under oath to the Senate.

Then why wasn't @jack arrested?




What's the penalty and who carries it out?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (+UWHh)

574 DOJ has done nothing about FISA abuse, Page, Strzok, Comey, Brennan, Preistap, etc, etc are unindicted and Durham is just running the clock. The DOJ will not take on Dorsey or Zuck. Yes, some people can lie with absolute impunity, just as some people can loot with impunity and burn down buildings.

The DOJ blows donk balls and needs to be rebuilt with none of of its current employees in place.

But I am not expecting any thrilling prosecutions of any American pols.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (ONvIw)

575 They will have zero qualms reporting wayyyyy more votes than registered voters in many areas.

It will be an open dare for anyone to stop them, or even call them out on it.


Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (XYQCy)

576 nood soi bois

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (8D42x)

577 Still think there is more on Hunter's laptop we haven't been told. Floating Hammer of Thor to fall.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (Jc739)

578
That's wonderful news! This way she can be in the room, as an elector, when the electoral college votes to elect Trump to his second term.

Splendid!
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (b3x5S)


That happens only if he wins the popular vote in New York State, in which case she'd not be in the room anyway. The electors vote in their state and only for their state.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (pNxlR)

579 Jack Dorsey looks like one of those guys caught on camera taking a shit in public while screaming at the clouds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2020 03:20 PM (3H9h1)

580 570 Game over: GOP Sen. Ron Johnson just got Jack Dorsey to torpedo Twitter's case against the NY Post [video]

"We don't": Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey admits they don't have any evidence to say the New York Post Biden story is disinformation


twitchy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 03:19 PM (sfhL4)

Johnson's questioning of all of them was excellent. Not that I expect anything to happen because of it but he was very good.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2020 03:20 PM (cF8AT)

581
By the way, Jack Dorsey looks like the Unabomber.
Posted by: Marcus T

=======

I saw a picture of him clean-shaven and then I understood why he grew the beard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 03:20 PM (G51Gf)

582 Right, I had that wrong.

Same thing though, O'Keefe got a staffer fired. Otherwise is ABC or CBS going to change how they do business?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (hku12)
===

Didn't it turn out the staffer that was fired actually had nothing to do with it or am I remembering wrong?
Posted by: Augustine at October 28, 2020 03:14 PM (Alp4m)


Maybe, I'm not sure.

I think the basic takeaway here is, ixnay on the edopay stuff is policy at both networks.

They'll kill off a messenger, whether they're guilty or not, as a warning to the next guy who thinks about revealing this stuff to any outsiders.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:20 PM (hku12)

583 567

Besides, that Crystal Meth ain't gonna drive itsself up there.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (EM4Pb)

Right, cause Crystal Meth is wearing a tracking ankle bracelet.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2020 03:20 PM (bCLt0)

584 Wow, that AZ rally has enough people to fill a division 1 football stadium. And, I mean when we had division 1 football.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 28, 2020 03:21 PM (kA3Cp)

585 "This dude looks like he lives on the sidewalk in San Fran - and he's controlling what Americans can see and read."

He controls what maybe 5% of Americans choose to read. But for some stupid reason, it drives the conversation for the rest of us.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 28, 2020 03:21 PM (qpX6U)

586 Dorsey lied and claimed there was partisan bias in that decision. But that's hard to prove, and that's the lie they all tell fifty times a day. (And then they wonder why we're not bothered if Trump exaggerates the truth.)

Dorsey went on to falsely claim that Twitter was now permitting users to post the story.

Ted Cruz just tested that claim, and finds that Dorsey is lying. Again.

In a provable way.

-------------

Ted, G**D*****, you just got lied to in public, to a man who took an oath to tell the truth under penalty of perjury.

You are a Senior Senator of the party in power that controls the agenda.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT??!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, disgusted at October 28, 2020 03:21 PM (sy5kK)

587 Same thing though, O'Keefe got a staffer fired. Otherwise is ABC or CBS going to change how they do business?

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:13 PM (hku12)

===============
I only mentioned the story because the result was so outlandish. I can't imagine tracking down a former employee and getting them fired. WHo has the energy for that kind of stuff?

But, as Grump says, same company basically.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 28, 2020 03:21 PM (tX2OH)

588 ok, now we are talking. Tesla is the future. Waiting for 2021 to trade in the Audi for the S.

Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:21 PM (Ie5rD)

589 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at October 28, 2020 03:08 PM (Pzzpr)
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YOU ARE DICK

Posted by: the horta at October 28, 2020 03:22 PM (an7Mv)

590 I got your point.

Apparently you missed my snark.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:17 PM (hku12

I did and apologize for that.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 28, 2020 03:18 PM (zoyKY)


No problem. A gentle tweak toward the alien believers.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 28, 2020 03:22 PM (hku12)

591 Kingman's 2 hours from Las Vegas; 5-6 hours from Los Angeles; 3-4 hours from Phoenix.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2020 03:22 PM (NiXyF)

592 Giroir went on to emphasize that "we can control the virus" by following public health measures like social distancing, mask wearing, avoiding crowded gatherings, the frequent washing of hands, and buying of mask offsets.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2020 03:22 PM (3aI0K)

593 R8 wouldn't start. Thinkin dead battery.
Posted by: Jinx at October 28, 2020 03:03 PM (Ie5rD)

Tough luck. You have to drive it every so often, at least the 2015s. Not too hard to jump though.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 03:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

594 I have a feeling universal mail-in-ballots are not going to work like the Democrats planned.....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2020 03:24 PM (HrMC1)

595
Dorsey looks like a hip Rasputin.

Posted by: YIKES! at October 28, 2020 03:24 PM (t6XCL)

596 >>>Twitter ranks people, and their content can be shared.

Ace's blog, almost there...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 28, 2020 03:05 PM (sfhL4)
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Ace doesn't run parallel threads because he is as big as he wants to be.



Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2020 03:24 PM (/wRdn)

597 Tough luck. You have to drive it every so often, at least the 2015s. Not too hard to jump though.
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2020 03:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

He's a troll!!!

Posted by: browndog at October 28, 2020 03:25 PM (BgMrQ)

598 Small news item today from Texas - in Tarrant County (Fort Worth) 1/3 of all of the mail in ballots received so far have been spoiled by various errors and have had to be discarded.

both my wife and I have voted early, but we voted in person.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2020 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

Kamala will be somewhere in Tarrant County Friday hoping to flip it blue because Beto came this ] [ close to flipping it. Trick is early voting ends Friday...

Posted by: Mishdog at October 28, 2020 03:25 PM (5Yk8D)

599 Ace doesn't run parallel threads because he is as big as he wants to be.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 28, 2020 03:24 PM (/wRdn)
++++++++++++
Our antiquated platform here and the one-thread-at-a-time approach does build community, though. I know a lot of nics, like most of them, and the meandering path the comments take is a seriously good (and often informative) time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 28, 2020 03:26 PM (hYcqw)

600 Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Brin and Page need to be head butted, tied to chairs and bitch slapped until they are blubbering like little kids. Then they need to be forced to watch as their assets are liquidated and the proceeds are placed in the Social Security trust fund. Then each will be released with the clothes on their backs and a cardboard sign so they can go beg on a street corner. Not the American way but neither is the conduct of their organizations.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...my gun ain't smoking yet at October 28, 2020 03:26 PM (8968c)

601 ...
This is over, Trump is playing for Minnesota in his final weekend.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 28, 2020 02:59 PM (5p7BC)


Exactly - you have to look at WHAT THEY DO, not at what they SAY, and DEFINITELY not at what the polls say.

Any thoughts on NE-2 (Omaha)? Trump just payed them a visit. It sounds like Trump has more than enough, but it's the only piece of the 260 EVs that you didn't mention in your list on the previous thread.

Seems like the talk is that Biden people love to talk as though they're winning, but seem to have a dark cloud over their heads. Is it that their spider-sense is foretelling doom, or because they actually believe the "dark winter" crap?

Posted by: Optimizer at October 28, 2020 03:41 PM (hOOi9)

602 Dorsey lied from beginning to end. Wish Cruz would have simply compared the way Twiter handled the ILLEGALLY obtained Trump taxes to the legally and non-hacked acquisition of Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: iandeal at October 28, 2020 03:43 PM (vgGyZ)

603 Cruz and his like will huff and puff, but do nothing. Cruz already thinks FB has good intentions. It's laughable, this farce.

Posted by: soulpile at October 28, 2020 03:50 PM (VTLGo)

604 I saw a picture of him clean-shaven and then I understood why he grew the beard.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2020 03:20 PM (G51Gf)

It's one thing to grow a beard. Nothing wrong with a well-trimmed beard.

It's quite another to grow one that looks like a collie's ass.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 28, 2020 03:50 PM (HabA/)

605 And nothing will happen.

I am so sick of spineless politicians.

Posted by: Every single US citizen at October 28, 2020 03:53 PM (LpS8/)

606 And nothing will still be done. Its all theater to keep the peons happy. Trust the Plan! my ass.

Posted by: Dale Sigler at October 28, 2020 03:53 PM (P8upX)

607 Failure theater. Eat up peons!

Posted by: Gilded at October 28, 2020 03:56 PM (BRkq2)

608 Forgive the OT question but I'm curious about IR laser sights and night vision optics. In an ideal world, I could light off a smoke grenade (nighttime) and plink right through. It's not a requirement, but people love surprises and I'm a people person.

One more question, if it does a three round burst is it considered fully automatic?

Thanks for any info.

Posted by: WriteInSMOD at October 28, 2020 04:01 PM (OMFQ5)

609 So if that's true why isn't there a warrant being served on the POS hippy as we speak?

Posted by: Jaimo at October 28, 2020 04:05 PM (/Kt3K)

610 "terms of use"/"terms of service" is always the fallback for these tech companies as an excuse to do whatever they want to whomever they want without accountability, but if they fail to consistently enforce those terms on all users at all times, if they selectively punish SOME users for violating "terms of use" but allow others to carry on, that's de facto discrimination and possibly actionable.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at October 28, 2020 04:06 PM (Yn6WC)

611 Again.

Posted by: Chris W at October 28, 2020 04:20 PM (ENWT/)

612 All Talk No Action Cruz

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 28, 2020 04:29 PM (+v+zN)

613 Yes, Jack is becoming Rasputin, albeit low energy Rasputin, or Howard Hughes, lol.

Posted by: PJ at October 28, 2020 04:41 PM (qlTN9)

614 The outcome of this should be Twitter forced to promote the NYPost article to every user, and a personal admission of jacks lying about it and apologizing (however falsely) , and locking it at the top of Trending and "for you". No blocking allowed. And repeat the post hourly for every hour the article was blocked.

Posted by: Downcast at October 28, 2020 04:45 PM (xIVf3)

615 Why didn't Cruz have a phone or tablet ready to go, to attempt to tweet the NY Post link the moment after Dorsey said that? This is not 1950. If a Stooge Valley liar lies to you in a hearing about his own lying company you have the technology to verify it right there. Not very media-savvy of Cruz but he's certainly a reliable Republican

Posted by: Swamposphere at October 28, 2020 04:49 PM (6VCiI)

616 THEN DO SOMETHING TED!!!!!

Stop talking and remove Section 230 protection. How hard is that? Conservatives are so pathetic. Stop complaining and start fucking people up.

Posted by: TrumpedUP at October 28, 2020 05:06 PM (jsNGa)

617 Jack Dorsey needs to go

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 28, 2020 05:09 PM (FLiOE)

618 It's all malarky until they charge him. So, charge him

Posted by: jeff at October 28, 2020 05:14 PM (hYRx9)

619 Nothing to see here, folks, keep moving

Posted by: Bill Barr at October 28, 2020 05:34 PM (bhPL1)

620 Okay, Senator Cruz, when do we see the man get charged with the crime and do time like Martha Stewert did?

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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat