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The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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I am sick and tired of our current crop of politicians who obfuscate and triangulate and manipulate and bullshit and behave in all respects like psychopathic liars, because that's what they are.

And even worse, they exude the slime in which they have been immersed for their entire political careers...the evil, primordial ooze of inside-the-beltway and inside-the-state-houses. They have on them the stench of power brokers and lobbyists and corporate pay-offs and dirty backroom deals and all of the things we despise about government.

President Trump is different. And not just a little bit different. Constitutionally different. he does not have the sleaze gene that seems to be required for success in American government.

Is he a braggart? Sure! Just ask your fisherman friend how big his last catch was and you'll get the same sort of behavior. But the President has tremendous domestic and foreign policy successes about which to brag. So I happily forgive him his hyperbole.

Does he sometimes paint a rosy picture of the future? Yup! It's called optimism. Bubbling, gleeful, happy optimism, and I absolutely love it! I want my president to be an unabashed cheerleader for America, Americans, and American Exceptionalism, and Donald Trump is exactly that.

One thing he doesn't do is lie. And unlike his predecessor, whose lies were carefully covered up by a compliant and fawning media, president Trump's every utterance is fact-checked and pored over and deconstructed and parsed for the slightest flaws.

He has comported himself well in spite of this constant barrage from the barking leftists at MSNBC and the WaPo and the execrable NYT.

He has not lost his sense of humor and his love for America, and that says a lot about his psychological fortitude and outlook.

Trump Still Wins the Personality Contest

Put aside all his outstanding policy accomplishments, both foreign and domestic, we actually love his personality. We love his humor. This will shock the sophistos. I mean, it is the height of sophistication to say, “Trump may have done good things policy-wise but—tut-tut—you have to look past his personality. Have you seen those tweets?”

We thought it was hilarious when he invited the Russians to “find” Hillary’s 30,000 emails. We laughed out loud when he said, “Maybe I will run for a third term.” Or when he looked skyward and suggested he was the “chosen one” to deal with China.

When he talks to 20,000 people, he holds them in the palm of his hand largely through humor—humor that his opponents almost certainly get, but they use against him nonetheless by pretending he was serious. Lesley Stahl did this schtick on the 60 Minutes interview when she asked him about begging suburban women to love him. Lesley, he was doing a bit.

So who would you rather invite into your home and sit down at the dinner table with? President Trump, his lovely and stunningly elegant wife and his young son (who seems to be rather normal), or his predecessor, with his haughty arrogance and his cold and nasty wife?

Who would be more fun? Who would thank you for the meal? Who would bring a nice gift for his host?

I can't think of another politician I would rather have in my home. I will even forgive the president for being a teetotaler!

[Hat Tip: Bluebell]

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 Hello monkey thread!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 29, 2020 11:00 AM (U/1gp)

2 Corgis called.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 29, 2020 11:00 AM (U/1gp)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at October 29, 2020 11:00 AM (1V8Oz)

4 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at October 29, 2020 11:01 AM (xRn8c)

5 I can't invite anyone into the house the wife's dog won't let them in.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:01 AM (JUOKG)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:01 AM (NWM+b)

7 Pray

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2020 11:02 AM (Zmnko)

8 Big Macs, Diet Cokes and Ice Cream...on me, C'mon down!

Posted by: BignJames at October 29, 2020 11:02 AM (AwYPR)

9 I see all the MSM is playing 'pay no attention to that man behind the curtain' with the GDP numbers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 11:02 AM (oVJmc)

10 "our current crop of politicians who obfuscate and triangulate and manipulate and bullshit and behave in all respects like psychopathic liars, because that's what they are."

Meh, the old crop was just the same.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at October 29, 2020 11:03 AM (qpX6U)

11 Kristi Noem.

Mostly because I haven't washed my face this morning.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:03 AM (KQVgX)

12 I'd of been first but was reading JJ's report. A masterpiece.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2020 11:03 AM (axyOa)

13 In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 11:03 AM (Do5/p)

14 Top ten, come on, maaan!

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at October 29, 2020 11:03 AM (oaWXk)

15 Bugger!

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at October 29, 2020 11:03 AM (oaWXk)

16 Everyone who worked for Trump, and wasn't fired, would tell stories about how he would spend time to actually talk to them and cared about what they were doing. Biden wants to punch everyones' lights out.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (imOCU)

17 Well put, monkey!

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (WLHrn)

18 As weird as this sounds, I would LOVE to have Billy Jeff as a dinner guest if he could ditch Cankles. I think he would be a great guest.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (flINI)

19 Kristi Noem.



Mostly because I haven't washed my face this morning.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:03 AM (KQVgX)

lolol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (9Om/r)

20 >>he holds them in the palm of his hand largely through humor -- humor that his opponents almost certainly get, but they use against him nonetheless by pretending he was serious.


So true. He's obviously having a blast, and so is his audience.

There could not be a starker contrast in Biden.
Irritated, nasty, condescending and frail.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (bDqIh)

21 15 Bugger!
Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at October 29, 2020 11:03 AM (oaWXk)


You rang?

Posted by: Anderson Vanderbilt, Don LeMon and Shep! at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (PiwSw)

22 Is the actor the one that starred in Lance Link Secret Chimp?

Posted by: Old geezer at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (v689d)

23 I can't invite anyone into the house the wife's dog won't let them in.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:01 AM (JUOKG)

My neighbor has the baddest chihuahua I've ever seen.

Posted by: BignJames at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (AwYPR)

24 gonna repost this coz it's a moid lifter
MAGA music video

https://twitter.com/JuliansRum/status/
1321670720942952451

Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:05 AM (nUhF0)

25 Trump Still Wins the Personality Contest
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Actually, I can't think of any person in Washington that I've grown to dislike more than Joe Biden, Adam Schiff, Nancy Pelosi, and Chuck Schumer.

I watched Joe over decades on CSPAN. Back when people could say he "had it", I would describe him as a smiling snake.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 11:05 AM (Eicbe)

26 18 As weird as this sounds, I would LOVE to have Billy Jeff as a dinner guest if he could ditch Cankles. I think he would be a great guest.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (flINI)

Not if you had young kids in the house. I doubt you'd be able to keep his attention or his thang in his pants.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 11:05 AM (sI15f)

27 That was Lancelot Link, not Lance Link.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2020 11:05 AM (KAi1n)

28 Trump is the kind of person you could have a conversation about anything with. Sports, cars, current events, world history, etc. It might not be real deep, but it would far more entertaining than, say, talking to JEB! or TFG.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2020 11:06 AM (3H9h1)

29 18 As weird as this sounds, I would LOVE to have Billy Jeff as a dinner guest if he could ditch Cankles. I think he would be a great guest.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (flINI)

He would be fun to have bourbon and cigars with. I'd also like Jimmy Carter to build me an outhouse as a reminder of his Presidency.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2020 11:06 AM (imOCU)

30 I would count the silverware after the Obammy's departed the dinner party.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 29, 2020 11:06 AM (WQZ1O)

31 Greetings:

My father used to enjoy saying that politics was the second oldest profession. Whores sell themselves, politicians sell everyone they can.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 29, 2020 11:06 AM (evgyj)

32 There could not be a starker contrast in Biden.
Irritated, nasty, condescending and frail.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (bDqIh)

Even at his best Biden is a nasty creep.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 11:06 AM (lgiXo)

33 Another stark contrast:

-- Trump's rallies are open to all, ginormous and appear festival-like

-- Biden's one recent big rally, the one with Bon Jovi and other stars, was only open to big donors and party/campaign people.

Yeah, we really believe you'll be the president of all Americans, Joe. /SARC

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (bDqIh)

34 No doubt Trump is the greatest president I've seen in my 29 years. This coming from somebody that at the very least, strongly disliked him 6 years ago.

The GOPe should burn in hell for doing everything that can to stop his agenda. I expect that from the MSM and dems.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (8B6Ng)

35 Good hat tip Bluebell.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (axyOa)

36 Joe Biden, in the 90s, had this way of smiling at you as he dug the knife in.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (Eicbe)

37

Syd Barrett and Cyd Charisse in Piper at the Gates of Brigadoon....oh wait...it's not a Who Dis today.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (4ifyU)

38 I don't mind PDT being a teetotaler. I do mind the "steak well done" however.

But, yes, I'd still love to visit with him, as I think President Trump is most definitely "WYSIWYG."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (WEBkv)

39 In his prime I'd guess Biden was the stereotypical politician with the fake cheer and backslapping.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 11:08 AM (lgiXo)

40 Biden would be amusing as a dinner guest. He'd probably challenge the turkey to a push up contest.

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 11:08 AM (Izzlo)

41 One of our local iHeart radio stations plays giveaway promos for the station featuring a guy who is a perfect sound-alike for Trump. He not only sounds like him, but he gets the phrasing:

"I won't promise a chicken in every pot . . . that's been done. I'm Trump. I go big! We go big! I promise you a vaccine in every arm . . . and a grand in every hand!"

And because Trump himself has a sense of humor about things, it's not offensive in the least. He'd probably be the first to laugh at these spots and say, "That guy sounds more like me than I do. I'd better not let him near Melania!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2020 11:08 AM (rpbg1)

42 Donnie Two Scoops and the lovely Mrs and young Mr Barron are tall and I have 8 ft ceilings in my home it would be also a parking issue as he brings along the beast and 20 suburbans

Posted by: paulnjax at October 29, 2020 11:08 AM (nbaBy)

43 >>So who would you rather invite into your home and sit down at the dinner table with?

Hillary Clinton. She drinks like a sailor, she has cute chipmunk cheeks, she has a merry, charming laugh, she does not tire easily, she can move easily between Standard English and African-American English, she has a mischievous twinkle in her eye.

She'd probably offer to help do the dishes.

After dinner, she'd enjoy a brandy in front of the fire. We would 'with mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come,' and tell stories late into the night.

Later, lovemaking.

She'd probably offer to

Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (Jjmzq)

44 CBD, I firmly believe that a full 75% of the Senate deals in the same sort of influence corruption that the Biden family deals in. Republican and Democrat alike, I would be willing to bet that there are a ton of siblings, children, and cousins who are on the boards of various international companies and "nonprofits" who have zero qualifications for their job. Hence, why there isn't a serious Senate inquiry into this?

There's no way a Senator wants to stir up mud even against someone from the other party, if the investigated party can turn around and expose the whole committee.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (a/dOO)

45 1000 times yes. Trump is a leader who loves people (and America), probably respects those who disagree with him but not those who vilify him.

He has earned our vote in my opinion.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (fMhOl)

46 I think President Trump is the best stand up comic out there. In fact, he may be the only one left.

His riffing is the best.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (7ZQe3)

47 Biden reminds me of slimeball Senator Geary from Godfather II. Even has the same sneer.

Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (imOCU)

48 I do mind the "steak well done" however.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (WEBkv)
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Me too. But I have learned to live with my wife, who likes them well.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (Eicbe)

49 I'd invite Biden to dinner and re-enact the final scene from Titus Andronicus.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (1ISKN)

50 >>Even at his best Biden is a nasty creep.


He's never been charming or likable.

The whole "rascally ol' Uncle Joe" image when he was VP was a stupid narrative perpetuated by people like the Morning Joe crew.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (bDqIh)

51 I'm pretty sure I could take Donald fishing and he'd enjoy it. Puddin, on the other hand, would probably swallow his tongue and fall out of the boat.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (sWM8x)

52 well, to do just damn near anything, after having Zod's coq au vin.

Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (Jjmzq)

53 My neighbor has the baddest chihuahua I've ever seen.

Posted by: BignJames

Chihuaha, heart of a lion in the body of a rat

Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:10 AM (nUhF0)

54 28 Trump is the kind of person you could have a conversation about anything with. Sports, cars, current events, world history, etc. It might not be real deep, but it would far more entertaining than, say, talking to JEB! or TFG.
________________

You probably wouldn't have to say much during a conversation with the narcissistic Obama, because he would want to do all the talking, and it would be all "I, I, I, me, me, me, my, my, my, and Oh did I mention how great I am?"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 29, 2020 11:10 AM (k4dH2)

55 >>I'd invite Biden to dinner and re-enact the final scene from Titus Andronicus.



OUCH
I am really concerned for his grandkids with all the horrid stuff that's come out in recent days.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:10 AM (bDqIh)

56 54 28 Trump is the kind of person you could have a conversation about anything with. Sports, cars, current events, world history, etc. It might not be real deep, but it would far more entertaining than, say, talking to JEB! or TFG.
________________

You probably wouldn't have to say much during a conversation with the narcissistic Obama, because he would want to do all the talking, and it would be all "I, I, I, me, me, me, my, my, my, and Oh did I mention how great I am?"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 29, 2020 11:10 AM (k4dH2)

=========

"What was the question?"

"How bout them Cubbies?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:11 AM (NWM+b)

57 >>55 >>I'd invite Biden to dinner and re-enact the final scene from Titus Andronicus.

The cannibalism part, or the burying Aaron up to his waist part?

Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 11:11 AM (Jjmzq)

58
I think PDJT is often hilarious. As said, he knows how to play a crowd. Yesterday's riffs in Bullhead City, AZ, regarding the poor quality of the microphones and the moving teleprompters from the wind, was a case in point. "Don't pay those people!", he said, but there was definitely a sense of fun behind the remarks.

When Joe blamed the Republicans in Congress for he and Barack not getting a sentence-reducing legislation passed, and just before PDJT said, "Well, you gotta talk to them, Joe", the look on his face as he gave an askance glance in Joe's direction was priceless. "I can't believe that you confessed to being helpless, you putz," had to be going through his head.

Finally, Trump Tower Taco Bowls and "I love Hispanics!" Talk about smacking around the other side, but doing so joyfully!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:11 AM (pNxlR)

59 But, yes, I'd still love to visit with him, as I think President Trump is most definitely "WYSIWYG."

And feel free to bring your wife and daughter! Actually, that would be far too distracting. Shooting the breeze with The Donald would be a lifetime experience.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:11 AM (/2aWP)

60 48 I do mind the "steak well done" however.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (WEBkv)
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Me too. But I have learned to live with my wife, who likes them well.
Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (Eicbe)

I went to visit my uncle in Phoenix and he took us to a steak house where they'll bring you a shoe on a plate if you order your steak well done.

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 11:11 AM (Izzlo)

61 I do mind the "steak well done" however.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (WEBkv)
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Me too. But I have learned to live with my wife, who likes them well.
Posted by: Axeman


I went from well done to medium rare.
Only took the right woman and the right cut of beef.
Now, I am a steak snob.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:11 AM (0R8lo)

62 >>55 >>I'd invite Biden to dinner and re-enact the final scene from Titus Andronicus.

The cannibalism part, or the burying Aaron up to his waist part?

Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 11:11 AM (Jjmzq)

He'd probably get high eating Hunter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 11:12 AM (1ISKN)

63 I do mind the "steak well done" however.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (WEBkv)

He's the one eating it. Doesn't bother me a bit.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 29, 2020 11:12 AM (U/1gp)

64 >>I'm pretty sure I could take Donald fishing and he'd enjoy it.


I used to guide a friend of Don Jr. a bunch.

He always threatened to bring Sr and Jr one year so he could see 3 funny talking New Yorkers in one boat.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:12 AM (KQVgX)

65 Consider this, if you will: If you took President Trump into your home shop and handed him a screwdriver to help with some project, he'd probably know how to use it.

Whereas SCOAMF and Sundown Joe? Not on your life.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:12 AM (WEBkv)

66 Jack Dorsey Hires Homeless Man Off Streets Of San Francisco To Fill In For Him At Hearings
October 28th, 2020

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)

67 My neighbor has the baddest chihuahua I've ever seen.

Posted by: BignJames

Chihuaha, heart of a lion in the body of a rat

Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:10 AM (nUhF0)

Won't let you in the house...if you get in...he won't let you out

Posted by: BignJames at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (AwYPR)

68 Dave in Fla (if you are here): is this where you're getting your FL numbers? If this is accurate, holy fuck Trump is going to win FL by a fucking landslide. He's outperforming 2016 all over the place even in 2/3 of the Miami area counties.

https://joeisdone.github.io/florida/

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (22mNy)

69 Lol. Libs: Trump is in Florida and NC because he's losing there and getting wiped out.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (kbvR/)

70 There's no way a Senator wants to stir up mud even against someone from the other party, if the investigated party can turn around and expose the whole committee.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (a/dOO)


I'll take "Who is the Keating 5? for $200", Alex.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (PiwSw)

71 Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (a/dOO)

Notice that I didn't specify a political party for my vitriol.

I vote for Republicans because they are marginally more aligned with my political philosophy, not because I believe they are honest.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (xT2tT)

72
There's no way a Senator wants to stir up mud even against someone from the other party, if the investigated party can turn around and expose the whole committee.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (a/dOO

For every Biden, there is a Romney

Posted by: CN at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (ONvIw)

73 69 Lol. Libs: Trump is in Florida and NC because he's losing there and getting wiped out.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (kbvR/)

=========

That's not how last minute campaigns work.

Like, at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (NWM+b)

74 I do mind the "steak well done" however.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (WEBkv)

He's the one eating it. Doesn't bother me a bit.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 29, 2020 11:12 AM (U/1gp)--------------

Yeah, well, I'm probably doing the cooking. It's hard to cook when you're crying at the destruction of a well marbled steak.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (WEBkv)

75

President Trump is different. And not just a little bit different.
Constitutionally different. he does not have the sleaze gene that seems
to be required for success in American government.
Is he a braggart? Sure!





IIRC, it was Dan Bongino would said, He's a real estate developer from Queens working in the most cut throat market in the world. He's always looking to make the sale and he's got to promote everything he does as the best you'll ever see. It's just part of who he is and the business he was in. "It's going to be the best ever. You're going to love it when you see it." It's just part of his pitch.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (4ifyU)

76 I can't think of another politician I would rather have in my home. I will even forgive the president for being a teetotaler!

___

My only worry would be him wiping out my Diet Coke supply.

Would still risk it though.

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (Ojki1)

77 mind the "steak well done" however.

Hey, I used to tell the waitress, when asked how I'd like it done, "as if it were at waco".

The chris n pitts workingmans steakhouse on victory blvd with cracked red leather booths and even older waitresses. Now a damn cvs.

Posted by: Banned at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (i/Xn3)

78 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (7Q7Ca)

79 I went to visit my uncle in Phoenix and he took us to a steak house where they'll bring you a shoe on a plate if you order your steak well done.

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 11:11 AM (Izzlo)
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That's what you call a well-done joke.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (Eicbe)

80 I would venture to guess that Barr's corporate board positions paid off handsomely and may have had a quid pro quo component. Too much influence peddling.

Posted by: CN at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (ONvIw)

81 Tucker Carlson documents status: found.

https://tinyurl.com/y5o7zssq

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (ZLI7S)

82 Need a laugh? https://youtu.be/poz6W0znOfk

Posted by: Winston at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (AmntQ)

83 The shy voters are coming out.

Record-Breaking 800 Million Americans Expected To Vote In 2020 Election

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

84 I don't know that I would love dinner with the President. He's is from the Bronx, and I just don't get along with that type of in your face New York personality.

However, I would love having a bar conversation with him, or shooting the breeze at a football game.

And yes, I truly believe he does care about the country, and nothing will stop me for voting for him next Tuesday.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (a/dOO)

85 Where does "Pittsburgh rare" rank among the Steak Echelon?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (vuisn)

86 Trump is a disgrace to the presidency! We need to go back to when presidents were more presidential. Like when Clinton was getting bjs from interns and Kennedy was nailing starlets in the Oval Office!

Posted by: NeverTrump Cons at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (nR+Ka)

87 It's the "Beer Test" writ large.

I also include the scenarios of:

1) Who would you want to raise your kids if you and your spouse were dead?

b) Who would you trust to manage your money if you were declared incompetant?

iii) DON'T LIE TO YOURSELF!

Posted by: browndog at October 29, 2020 11:15 AM (BgMrQ)

88 Donald John Trump is a Real World Man. For those of you progressives, this is a good personal quality.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - A vote for Biden is a vote for the ChiComs at October 29, 2020 11:15 AM (HaL55)

89 73 69 Lol. Libs: Trump is in Florida and NC because he's losing there and getting wiped out.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (kbvR/)

=========

That's not how last minute campaigns work.

Like, at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (NWM+b)

___

Same thing can be said about Biden in MI then. We can't have it both ways.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:15 AM (22mNy)

90 Forget all the other acheivements, the best is Trump allowed us to laugh again. Remember, AT&T, owner of comedy central, paid Dave Chapelle to shut down his show and disappear with the ascension of the Holy Man of Color. We had eight fucking years of humorlessness campaigning as 'goodness and virtue'. Fuck that shit in the squeakhole.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 29, 2020 11:15 AM (Jc739)

91
One thing he doesn't do is lie.

But CNN and MSNBC says he has lied 43,726 times!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2020 11:15 AM (63Dwl)

92 Laughing all the way to re-election.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 29, 2020 11:15 AM (kHg6S)

93 Morning.

Can we say Barron Trump is normal if he's pushing ten feet in height?

He's like Bean from Ender's Game. He just keeps growing without stop. Space Force is going to have to send him to Jupiter to keep his unstoppable growth in check.

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2020 11:15 AM (NXJNi)

94 (Fireside, with brandy)

"Hillary. Do tell. When you were debating Trump, and he walked up behind you, did you think he was gonna give you a shoulder-rub? I thought he was gonna."
"No, I thought he was trying to intimidate me!"
"I mean, well, yeah, that, but like in a dull, predictably political way, or in a 'I'm gonna grab a handful of cake and put the sting on you, little lady' kind of way?"
"That's appalling!"
"Have some more brandy."
"Thanks. It's still appalling, though."
(more brandy)

Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (Jjmzq)

95 IIRC Trump used to be something of a "car guy." I think he had a Lambo at one time. So, I'd talk cars with him. I'd also like to know his theories and thoughts on revenge. And what it feels like to crush your enemies into dust. Happy thoughts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (3H9h1)

96 74 I do mind the "steak well done" however.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (WEBkv)

He's the one eating it. Doesn't bother me a bit.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 29, 2020 11:12 AM (U/1gp)--------------

Yeah, well, I'm probably doing the cooking. It's hard to cook when you're crying at the destruction of a well marbled steak.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (WEBkv)

Prime meats are easy to cook well done and they are delicious.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (CLteG)

97 I don't give a fuck how nice Trump is. He may well be a Grade A asshole. I don't care. I don't care if Biden is the nicest man alive. IT DOES NOT MATTER. It has zero effect on my life. I hate that people care about this shit.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (22mNy)

98 IIRC, it was Dan Bongino would said, He's a real estate developer from Queens working in the most cut throat market in the world. He's always looking to make the sale and he's got to promote everything he does as the best you'll ever see. It's just part of who he is and the business he was in. "It's going to be the best ever. You're going to love it when you see it." It's just part of his pitch.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (4ifyU)
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"The Art of the Deal" writ large.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (WEBkv)

99 82 Need a laugh? https://youtu.be/poz6W0znOfk
Posted by: Winston at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (AmntQ)


I always thought his rap name should be "Lil Barry."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (PiwSw)

100 32 There could not be a starker contrast in Biden.
Irritated, nasty, condescending and frail.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM (bDqIh)

Even at his best Biden is a nasty creep.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 11:06 AM (lgiXo)

He literally hates Americans. I'm sure there is a part of him that feels guilty for what he's done to us, but because he can't hate himself, he hates his victims for making him do what he did.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (sI15f)

101 I think trump would be a blast to have over for dinner. Getting a pic of Melania on the harley would be epic. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (9Om/r)

102 Where does "Pittsburgh rare" rank among the Steak Echelon?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (vuisn)

Depending on the cut? Right at the top!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (xT2tT)

103 Who would bring a nice gift for his host?


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"BUT ... BUT ... TRUMP MALTED MILKSHAKES AND FORCE YOU TO DRINK THEM, USING WATERBOARDING TECHNIQUES IF HE HAD TO, NOT TO MENTION RUSSIAN HOOKERS TO PEE ON YOUR BED!"

Posted by: ShainS at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (WqPYg)

104 It's just part of his pitch.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (4ifyU)
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Somebody told me that Trump has said that you *have* to bring quality, or you won't get repeat business, or referrals. But once the quality is as good as you can get it, the pitch is "the best".

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (Eicbe)

105 ...Hence, why there isn't a serious Senate inquiry into this?...

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (a/dOO)


Exactly, which is why Black Pigeon just did a video (which I don't fully agree with) that K Street runs the country, not us.

That I agree with, but I don't agree that nothing changes no matter who is in office. The stuff that affects us the most changes. I'll throw out wars and the economy as just 2.

If Hillary was elected, we'd all be hurting like it was 1934. And who knows what the NORK's or China would have done by now.

Which makes the whole Ted Cruz/@jack Kabuki even more depressing. These companies are literally daring us to do something, they were out of control 4 years ago. Now it's comic. I'm with J.J., I think at best Trump is going to be a speedbump for another 4 years, at which point all bets are off.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (8B6Ng)

106 Hey where can I find source for jobless rate now at 5.9%ish ? Drop from September 7.9%. Thx!

Posted by: SouthernDiva at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (THEbT)

107 Dripping catsup on the resolution desk is too high a price for appointing constitutionalist judges. *fans self*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (Ue4zo)

108 I saw an interview with Rove. He was absolutely perplexed how some suburban women were voting against there own self interest. His short version was "you dont like his Tweets, so you will vote to destroy your families lives and security? Here's an idea- don't read his Tweets and look at what he's done for your family, and the destruction Biden has in store."

He was absolutely flabbergasted.

Some of these people are just not very smart. They think they are. But they are not.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (kbvR/)

109 You probably wouldn't have to say much during a conversation with the narcissistic Obama, because he would want to do all the talking, and it would be all "I, I, I, me, me, me, my, my, my, and Oh did I mention how great I am?"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 29, 2020 11:10 AM (k4dH2)

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I always think of that photo of Barky and some Hollywood types sitting round a dinner table holding up their glasses. Joss Whedon is staring dreamily into Teh Won's eyes. Makes me wretch.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (dfRN6)

110 Trump.

The right one at the right time with the right stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (7Q7Ca)

111 I hate that people care about this shit.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (22mNy)

www.hotair.com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (xT2tT)

112 Trump is a disgrace to the presidency! We need to go back to when presidents were more presidential. Like when Clinton was getting bjs from interns and Kennedy was nailing starlets in the Oval Office!
Posted by: NeverTrump Cons at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (nR+Ka)
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Or Kennedy having gals give oral to an aid sitting on the edge of the pool.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (WEBkv)

113 I think I'd crawl out through a bathroom window if I got caught at a dinner table with Super Christian David French.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (lgiXo)

114 I'd be happier with 4chan having the docs than the fibbies

Posted by: CN at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (ONvIw)

115 Greetings:

I'd like to talk stickball with President Trump. Bronx versus Queens.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 29, 2020 11:18 AM (evgyj)

116 I like korean barbecue
not that anyone was asking
but since we're talking about steaks...

Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:18 AM (nUhF0)

117 89 That's not how last minute campaigns work.

Like, at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (NWM+b)

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Same thing can be said about Biden in MI then. We can't have it both ways.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:15 AM (22mNy)

=========

Last minute campaigns are about where it's close.

FL close? Trump wants to guarantee victory there? Sure.

MI close? Biden wants to guarantee victory there? Sure.

Both track.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:18 AM (NWM+b)

118 Surprise - media trying to negatively spin record GDP growth. Somehow according to them it is a bad thing and economy in the tank.

Posted by: SouthernDiva at October 29, 2020 11:18 AM (THEbT)

119 mind the "steak well done" however.

Hey, I used to tell the waitress, when asked how I'd like it done, "as if it were at waco".

Posted by: Banned


I USED to tell them that I wanted to be able to carbon date it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:18 AM (0R8lo)

120 >>107 Dripping catsup on the resolution desk is too high a price for appointing constitutionalist judges. *fans self*

Better than Obama's dirty shoes. Or Biden's drool.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (vuisn)

121 I can't invite anyone into the house the wife's dog won't let them in.



Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:01 AM (JUOKG)



My neighbor has the baddest chihuahua I've ever seen.


Posted by: BignJames at October 29, 2020 11:04 AM

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Maggy is 68 pounds of black mouth cur who is extremely timid on walks and loves everyone but a switch turns on in her head when we get back to the house and it comes to protecting Mommy.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (JUOKG)

122 111 I hate that people care about this shit.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (22mNy)

www.hotair.com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (xT2tT)

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Relax. I meant I hate that it makes a difference to voters who vote on feels vs substance. Much like the women described by #108.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (22mNy)

123 Our President would be welcome at Chateau D'Eez any time !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (6psdy)

124 doggeh is back to campaignibg for his walk

Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (nUhF0)

125 >>My only worry would be him wiping out my Diet Coke supply.


Where did Diet Coke go!?

I can't find it anywhere.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (EaXB5)

126 I'd invite Trump and Obama to my house.

So Trump could say to him "You're fired, Barky" and I could put a boot in that dog-eating crackhead's skinny ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (2JVJo)

127 50 >>Even at his best Biden is a nasty creep.


He's never been charming or likable.

The whole "rascally ol' Uncle Joe" image when he was VP was a stupid narrative perpetuated by people like the Morning Joe crew.
__________

I remember reading profiles of Biden back in the 80's and 90's when he was in the senate. He favored aviator sunglasses and showy sports cars. He liked to pretend he was hot shit. You could tell just from the photos that he was an arrogant jerk. Then when you read his quotes, you'd just laugh at how ridiculous he was. Then when he started going bald and he got the obvious hair plugs and the big shiny fake teeth, you just started to feel sorry for him, because he was so pathetic. Then somehow this guy who everybody knew was a crook and a clown, became vice president, and now we're in a battle to keep this traitorous grifter and his crime family out of the oval office. It's insane.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (k4dH2)

128 97 I don't give a fuck how nice Trump is. He may well be a Grade A asshole. I don't care. I don't care if Biden is the nicest man alive. IT DOES NOT MATTER. It has zero effect on my life. I hate that people care about this shit.
Posted by: Asshoes
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Have a Snickers.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (WQZ1O)

129 >>Can we say Barron Trump is normal if he's pushing ten feet in height?

He's like Bean from Ender's Game. He just keeps growing without stop. Space Force is going to have to send him to Jupiter to keep his unstoppable growth in check.
- - -

Heh, right?
I hate political dynasties, but I'd keep an eye on that kid.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

130 Or Kennedy having gals give oral to an aid sitting on the edge of the pool.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Or Kennedy banging 19yo interns while his wife was pregnant.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (6VKyY)

131 Greetings:

Thankfully former Vice President Biden seems to have locked up the basement vote.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (evgyj)

132 51 I'm pretty sure I could take Donald fishing and he'd enjoy it. Puddin, on the other hand, would probably swallow his tongue and fall out of the boat.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (sWM8x)

Yes. Just fell out of the boat after choking on his own tongue.

Posted by: The Godfather II at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (Ojki1)

133 120 >>107 Dripping catsup on the resolution desk is too high a price for appointing constitutionalist judges. *fans self*

Better than Obama's dirty shoes. Or Biden's drool.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (vuisn)

Or Clinton's man smoothie

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (Izzlo)

134 Trump as a dinner guest.


Among media to hang out with, Bob Beckel - hands down. We'd go to a strip club, have the most expensive meal, tons of drinks, lap dances and he'd find a way to expense the entire night to the network.


Also, CNN also mentioned some sort of Trump Access Hollywood tape. After about 1300 days of Trump scandals, I don't see whatever sticking....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (v2c9/)

135
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (22mNy)

www.hotair.com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (xT2tT)


+1

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (pNxlR)

136 Last minute campaigns are about where it's close.

FL close? Trump wants to guarantee victory there? Sure.

MI close? Biden wants to guarantee victory there? Sure.

Both track.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:18 AM (NWM+b)

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I agree. But people were mocking the Biden Michigan announcement yesterday, saying Trump is winning MI because Biden has to go there.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (22mNy)

137 "One thing he doesn't do is lie."A lot of people don't recognize this about Trump.
Exaggerate? Hyperbole? Absolutely, but every single "New Yorker" I've known does that. It's something in the water.Oh, he's also an entertainer.

His business, especially at the levels he's dealt, a lie is found out quickly and becomes leverage, so you need to learn truth is better. Yes there are often shades of gray (50 or so) around the truth, but a lie will cost you.

Posted by: mer at October 29, 2020 11:21 AM (or4l7)

138
"What was the question?"

"How bout them Cubbies?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:11 AM (NWM+b)

I am on Netflix board and pushed hard for the film.

Posted by: Teh Won at October 29, 2020 11:21 AM (Ojki1)

139 I agree. But people were mocking the Biden Michigan
announcement yesterday, saying Trump is winning MI because Biden has to
go there.



Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM

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I think most of the mocking here was all of the polling showing biden up by 12 in Michigan.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:21 AM (JUOKG)

140 >>I hate political dynasties, but I'd keep an eye on that kid.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

Barron Longshanks, Hammer of the Soys.

Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 11:21 AM (Jjmzq)

141 Dripping catsup on the resolution desk is too high a price for appointing constitutionalist judges. *fans self*


Better than Obama's dirty shoes. Or Biden's drool.
Posted by: Dr. Varno


Or Clinton's man smoothie
Posted by: josephistan


Baby gravy.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (0R8lo)

142 136 Last minute campaigns are about where it's close.

FL close? Trump wants to guarantee victory there? Sure.

MI close? Biden wants to guarantee victory there? Sure.

Both track.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:18 AM (NWM+b)

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I agree. But people were mocking the Biden Michigan announcement yesterday, saying Trump is winning MI because Biden has to go there.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (22mNy)

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If he's up by 15 nationally, Biden going to MI makes no sense.

It's a joke at the expense of the terrible polling that shows Biden up by a dozen in MI and nationally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (NWM+b)

143 Relax. I meant I hate that it makes a difference to
voters who vote on feels vs substance.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:19 AM (22mNy)

www.humorimplants.com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (xT2tT)

144 I'm glad that others see and embrace Trump's personality as you describe but I greatly support Trump in spite of that personality not because of it. In my defense, I've disliked Trump since the mid 80's. He's basically the same person personality wise with some significant policy movement to the Right.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (2DOZq)

145 As for Trump campaign stops, I think he relishes these. He wants to have these rallies so he goes where it will do the most good but not because he is desperate. Trump hits everywhere within reason while Biden must choose the stop with the absolute most bang for the buck...where he is desperate. So it is somewhat different, but yes the purpose of a stop is to rally the troops for both Trump and Biden.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (fMhOl)

146 The ranks of America's jobless workers swelled yet again, but at a pace lower than Wall Street expected, with new data showing 751,000 filing for new unemployment benefits in the latest week.



751,000 vs 770,00 expected, compared to the prior week's upwardly revised 791,000



Continuing jobless claims, week ended Oct. 17: 7.756 million vs 7.775 million expected, compared to the previous week's upwardly revised 8.465 million




Unexpectedly better comrades. Let's elect a guy who wants to shut everything down again.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (4ifyU)

147 I agree. But people were mocking the Biden Michigan announcement yesterday, saying Trump is winning MI because Biden has to go there.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (22mNy)

It is interesting that they haven't disclosed the location yet. Some say it's because Trump supporters have crashed events and outnumbered the sad lefty turnout.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (1ISKN)

148 >>I don't give a fuck how nice Trump is. He may well be a Grade A asshole. I don't care. I don't care if Biden is the nicest man alive. IT DOES NOT MATTER. It has zero effect on my life. I hate that people care about this shit.
- - -

I get it, but "likeability" in voting for POTUS is a thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

149 Or Clinton's man smoothie
Posted by: josephistan


Baby gravy.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (0R8lo)
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Are we talking about man chowder? Cuz that shit's gross.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 11:23 AM (vuisn)

150 www.thejerkstore.com vs. The Jerk Store App

George's great conundrum in 2020 Seinfeld.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:23 AM (NWM+b)

151 I think a nuclear football would be a great accessory for Halloween.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 11:23 AM (ktyId)

152 3 tour Marine veteran, PH, put it to me this way: Trump may be an asshole, but he's my kinda asshole".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:23 AM (kbvR/)

153 Baby gravy.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (0R8lo)

Baby batter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 11:23 AM (1ISKN)

154 148 >>I don't give a fuck how nice Trump is. He may well be a Grade A asshole. I don't care. I don't care if Biden is the nicest man alive. IT DOES NOT MATTER. It has zero effect on my life. I hate that people care about this shit.
- - -

I get it, but "likeability" in voting for POTUS is a thing.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

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It's gonna flip when we nominate Mike Pence in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (NWM+b)

155 I hate that people care about this shit.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (22mNy)
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Oh. It's definitely judges for me. Our republic relies on judges who aren't out to make a name by "deciding" weighty questions.

But, I'm willing to discuss how deplorable Joe Biden is, because he is.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (Eicbe)

156
It's not just Trump himself; it's his support. Watch Ricky Rebel prancing around in a red-white-and-blue outfit singing M-A-G-A in Beverly Hills with flag-wavers jumping in to dance along. Watch a boat parade or a car parade. Watch the joy, the celebration, the confidence, the love of country and countrymen.

Contrast that with the statue-destruction, the night-time crimes, excuses for looting, the dourness, the warnings, the endless accusations of racism, the denunciation of our history and our society, the scolds of the left.

Which side would you rather hang with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (G51Gf)

157 >>I don't give a fuck how nice Trump is. He may well be a Grade A asshole. I don't care. I don't care if Biden is the nicest man alive. IT DOES NOT MATTER. It has zero effect on my life. I hate that people care about this shit.
- - -

I get it, but "likeability" in voting for POTUS is a thing.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

And Trump is much more likable than that smarmy wiseass Joe Biden

Posted by: JoeF. at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (HrMC1)

158 I don't remember a candidate working as hard as Trump in a campaign
He is tireless

Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (nUhF0)

159 My Trumpshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Posted by: Shirtless Brian Stelter at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (uizIZ)

160 Thanks for that, vmom !


Mood lifter, indeed !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (6psdy)

161 But people were mocking the Biden Michigan announcement yesterday, saying Trump is winning MI because Biden has to go there.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (22mNy)

True. And I'll bet the decision is a bit more complex than just polling and momentum. The quality of the GOTV effort and how many ad markets and a dozen other things come into play.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (xT2tT)

162 Our county executive told a friend of mine they are fielding calls all day about how to change your vote. He said it's the number one question they are getting. This is lib territory. That can't be good for Biden.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:25 AM (kbvR/)

163 I like my steak blood rare. I have a friend that likes it well done... to shoe leather. One time I ask him if he is eating steak just to be friendly? He says no that he really likes steak he just likes it burned all up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2020 11:25 AM (pw+jk)

164 71 Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (a/dOO)

Notice that I didn't specify a political party for my vitriol.

I vote for Republicans because they are marginally more aligned with my political philosophy, not because I believe they are honest.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (xT2tT)

And if they are caught they will be drummed from office.

Mostly. Minus Rinos that the left can use better as a traitor in the midst.

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 11:26 AM (Ojki1)

165 Every Biden campaign stop that Trump shames him into doing is another opportunity for disaster, medical or otherwise.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:26 AM (3fR4G)

166 It is interesting that they haven't disclosed the location yet. Some say it's because Trump supporters have crashed events and outnumbered the sad lefty turnout.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (1ISKN)
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Joe holds a rally in inclement weather, they are lucky to draw fifty people.

President Trump holds a rally in a driving rainstorm and they are turning people away at the door.

But Joementum is real!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:26 AM (WEBkv)

167 97
I don't give a fuck how nice Trump is. He may well be a Grade A asshole.
I don't care. I don't care if Biden is the nicest man alive. IT DOES
NOT MATTER. It has zero effect on my life. I hate that people care about
this shit.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:16 AM (22mNy)
Well, that's your choice. I'm loving having a President that I enjoy listening to and laugh with. I did not enjoy W.'s fake cowboy posturing -- he graduated from Yale, for goodness' sake, and his Dad was President! Some cowboy. Could not listen to Obama because I loathed him.
Don't get so worked up! Enjoy your life.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 29, 2020 11:26 AM (+CiEK)

168 158 I don't remember a candidate working as hard as Trump in a campaign
He is tireless

Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (nUhF0)


MSNBC yesterday mentioned that President Trump is doing 11 rallies in the last 2 days of the campaign.


He may kill Biden yet....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 29, 2020 11:26 AM (v2c9/)

169
I like my steak blood rare. I have a friend that likes it well done...
to shoe leather. One time I ask him if he is eating steak just to be
friendly? He says no that he really likes steak he just likes it burned
all up.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2020 11:25 AM

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I cook my wife's steak medium and burn my as black as I can get it without it actually catching on fire.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (JUOKG)

170 Our county executive told a friend of mine they are fielding calls all day about how to change your vote. He said it's the number one question they are getting. This is lib territory. That can't be good for Biden.
Posted by: Marcus T


Why would people want to change their vote?
Voting R or D are diametrically opposed.

It isn't a popularity contest like Class President.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (0R8lo)

171 Trump is a disgrace to the presidency! We need to go back to when presidents were more presidential. Like when Clinton was getting bjs from interns and Kennedy was nailing starlets in the Oval Office!
Posted by: NeverTrump Cons at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (nR+Ka)

We can probably be pretty certain that Trump has had sex with a model in the White House.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (U/1gp)

172 165 Every Biden campaign stop that Trump shames him into doing is another opportunity for disaster, medical or otherwise.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:26 AM (3fR4G)

Code Brown! Code Brown!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (1ISKN)

173 "That's My President!"
I can't imagine saying "That's My President!" about Obama, and I never did.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (GadyI)

174 72
There's no way a Senator wants to stir up mud even against someone from the other party, if the investigated party can turn around and expose the whole committee.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (a/dOO

My ears are burning...

Posted by: Secret Congressional sexual Harassment slush fund at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (Ojki1)

175 158 I don't remember a candidate working as hard as Trump in a campaign
He is tireless
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (nUhF0)

Yeah, he hustles. I haven't seen any Republicans in my adult life show his kind of passion to win.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (ifmtJ)

176 113 I think I'd crawl out through a bathroom window if I got caught at a dinner table with Super Christian David French.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (lgiXo)

I'd beat his fucking brains out.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (CLteG)

177 I wonder how much people are really paying attention when they say they don't like Trump's personality.

I don't think you can reconcile what the democrats/media have put him through and then listen to him speak at a rally and determine that you don't like his personality.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (sI15f)

178 I would have believed the polls if it showed a close race.

We're a retarded face diaper wearing soil our pants with soy-laced urine nation, but we're not THAT retarded.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 29, 2020 11:28 AM (8YFRI)

179 Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 11:28 AM (JRaU+)

180 162 Our county executive told a friend of mine they are fielding calls all day about how to change your vote. He said it's the number one question they are getting. This is lib territory. That can't be good for Biden.
_______________

Yep, I saw a story earlier today that the question "how do I change my vote" is the most-asked query on google in a bunch of states.

LOL. That's gotta be making the Biden camp sweat.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (k4dH2)

181 We can probably be pretty certain that Trump has had sex with a model in the White House.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (U/1gp)
----------------

Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (WEBkv)

182 Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 29, 2020 11:26 AM (+CiEK)

That's some passive aggressive stuff right there.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (2DOZq)

183 Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 11:28 AM (JRaU+)

Delaware.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (xT2tT)

184 I just ask for my steak "rare plus."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (2JVJo)

185 Trump is a disgrace to the presidency! We need to go
back to when presidents were more presidential. Like when Clinton was
getting bjs from interns and Kennedy was nailing starlets in the Oval
Office!

Posted by: NeverTrump Cons at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (nR+Ka)


Sigh....thinking back about the crazy shit I have done, I'm not sure I would have been any better. There is just something historically significant about banging a chick on the resolute desk.lol
On the other hand, there would be no commie chinese bastards sleeping in the lincoln bedroom, unless their heads were mounted on the wall.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (9Om/r)

186 Tucker loses key documents


WI GOP

hold our beer

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (R3uW8)

187 Every Biden campaign stop that Trump shames him into doing is another opportunity for disaster, medical or otherwise.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:26 AM (3fR4G)

Code Brown! Conde Brown!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Release the bowels!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (0R8lo)

188 >> Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?


Melania's Panties

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (BRlIG)

189
Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee


In the Midwest -- MN, WI, or MI.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (pNxlR)

190 I think the linked article would be a good one to send to people you know who are put off by the president's demeanor. I recall that there are more than a few commenters here who say their wives are like that.

Maybe it would help them understand him a bit more, much like Scott Adams' article about how New Yorkers think helped me 4 years ago. I was always going to vote for Trump, but that article helped.

Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (/669Q)

191 Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 11:28 AM (JRaU+)
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This election or the next?

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (Eicbe)

192 Happy Halloween! Chuck Dixon's Paranormal Double Pack is free on kindle today

amazon.com/dp/B07Z8W1SM1/

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (Izzlo)

193
Economy plunges in Q2:
Bad for Trump

Economy roars back in Q3:
Bad for Trump

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (mht8P)

194 >>I vote for Republicans because they are marginally more aligned with my political philosophy, not because I believe they are honest.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (xT2tT)

Also, in-group versus out-group identification plays a role for me. I look at a pickup truck/flag/gun/BBQ/hetero/laughing composite, and compare it to a Subaru/smug bumpersticker/nannystate/vegan/homo/scowling composite...

...and know exactly which group I belong with.

Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (Jjmzq)

195 Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 11:28 AM (JRaU+)

Delaware.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Scranton.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (0R8lo)

196 Perusing local news online: "Savannah police keeping their eye on three local militia groups."

Since we canceled our subscription to the lefty Gannett-owned rag, I can only imagine what they mean by "militia groups."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

197 Some will vote for Biden but won't let him babysit.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 11:31 AM (ktyId)

198 Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?

Does he get another Inauguration on the 20th? That would be a good one.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:31 AM (lIIT7)

199 Since we canceled our subscription to the lefty Gannett-owned rag, I can only imagine what they mean by "militia groups."
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)



Southern Baptist choir retreat.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2020 11:31 AM (PiwSw)

200 Or Kennedy banging 19yo interns while his wife was pregnant.
Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 29, 2020 11:20 AM (6VKyY)


I forget where I read it, but one day Jackie came across a pair of panties stuffed inside a pillowcase, then held them out to JFK and said, "Can you find out who these belong to and return them? They're not my size."

I always found Jackie to be irritating as fuck with that breathy voice of hers, but she certainly deserved better than JFK as a husband.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 11:31 AM (2JVJo)

201 174 72
There's no way a Senator wants to stir up mud even against someone from the other party, if the investigated party can turn around and expose the whole committee.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (a/dOO

My ears are burning...
Posted by: Secret Congressional sexual Harassment slush fund at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (Ojki1)

And if you got a hold of the Congressional medical records, I bet you'd discover that's not the only thing burning!

Posted by: Your perky, eager to please intern at October 29, 2020 11:31 AM (a/dOO)

202 Just got back from the local John Cornyn rally; about 200 people, he spoke from the top of the party bus he's driving around Texas in, it has a little built in platform.

the good - he gave a good stump speech, long on confirming Amy Coney Barrett, he poked fun at Beto. Louie Gohmert was there and gave a decent followup speech. There were about 200 people there, and I noted that when he asked "how many of you have voted already?" at least 90% of the crowd raised their hands.

the disapointing, and I won't dwell on it, but everything about how this was set up reminds of our long running discussion about why 2nd and 3rd tier entertainers are better at campaigning than almost any 1st tier politicians. (except Trump) Start with this - I found out about this from a friend, 10 minutes before it started. She found out in a text 15 minutes prior. We got there and someone we know said "well I found out about it late last night." So we figured it had to be a last minute addition. But that one woman says "no, it was announced last week in Country Living magazine!!!"

I felt like quoting Dr. Strangelove right then and there: "Of course, the whole point of a (Campaign Rally) is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?"

and then Casey Stengel: "Can't anybody here play this game???"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

203
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 11:28 AM (JRaU+)

Delaware.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Standing across the pond from Joe's basement prison with a bullhorn:

Sleepy Jo -oe, come out and play-ay!
Sleepy Jo -oe, come out and play-ay!
Sleepy Jo -oe, come out and play-ay!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (pNxlR)

204 Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?


NUREMBERG!!!!!

Posted by: Idiots on Twitter at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (oVJmc)

205 Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 11:28 AM (JRaU+)

In a perfect world? Outside biden's nursing home.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (9Om/r)

206 149 Or Clinton's man smoothie
Posted by: josephistan

Baby gravy.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:22 AM (0R8lo)
---
Are we talking about man chowder? Cuz that shit's gross.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 29, 2020 11:23 AM (vuisn)

For many it's an acquired taste. But I just love it. Nummies.

Posted by: David French at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (CLteG)

207 Hmm, Mike Pence decides to run after PDT leaves office in 2024.

Can you imagine PDT back on the campaign trail for Pence?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (WEBkv)

208 Well this explains the "surging" numbers of covid hospitalizations on the Texas border areas.


Seems the State of Texas is importing patients from Mexican hospitals and bringing them to the US because Mexican hospitals suck and sick people are coming to the US to get treated.


Emergency personnel are getting called to do pickups at the bridges of sometimes 10-15 covid infected people a day who they then transport to the hospitals.

GP has the story.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (JUOKG)

209 I see my suspicions were correct and the GDP numbers were already priced into the stock market and/or being suppressed by media manic WOO FUK MAI LUNGS hysteria.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (8YFRI)

210 We're a retarded face diaper wearing soil our pants with soy-laced urine nation

Pretty much.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (vtcmf)

211 >> Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?


Paris -> Dakar

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (BRlIG)

212 "militia groups."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

The American Legion, VFW, and the local black powder shooting club.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:32 AM (xT2tT)

213 New book:

Raw Veganism
By: Carlo Alvaro

Because regular veganism wasn't bad enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)

214 Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

Trump will probably be doing rallies for 10 more years

so who knows where the last one will be

Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (R3uW8)

215 192 Happy Halloween! Chuck Dixon's Paranormal Double Pack is free on kindle today

amazon.com/dp/B07Z8W1SM1/
Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (Izzlo)

I love me some Chuck Dixon. Sadly, I already own both free books.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (ifmtJ)

216 >>Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?

I doubt anyone knows for sure now, they will wait for last minute results, but I would guess it would be one of the upper midwest states including Minnesota.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (ZLI7S)

217 I vote for Republicans because they are marginally more aligned with my political philosophy, not because I believe they are honest.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:13 AM (xT2tT)



I voted straight R today because the Democrats are the very soul of evil.


Posted by: Idiots on Twitter at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (oVJmc)

218 I cook my wife's steak medium and burn my as black as I can get it without it actually catching on fire.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (JUOKG)
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It probably goes good with the carrots and chili.

Posted by: Axeman at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (Eicbe)

219 216 >>Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?

I doubt anyone knows for sure now, they will wait for last minute results, but I would guess it would be one of the upper midwest states including Minnesota.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (ZLI7S)

======

New York City.

He'll have all the Jews who have been persecuted by de Blasio on stage with him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (NWM+b)

220 207. No question. Trump will be out on the trail chasing that last brass ring, a clean third GOP term in the White House. Only Reagan has done it in modern times.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (JRaU+)

221 Gnerp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (oVJmc)

222 I forget where I read it, but one day Jackie came
across a pair of panties stuffed inside a pillowcase, then held them out
to JFK and said, "Can you find out who these belong to and return them? They're not my size."



I always found Jackie to be irritating as fuck with that breathy
voice of hers, but she certainly deserved better than JFK as a husband.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 11:31 AM (2JVJo)

Yeah, everytime Jackie would go riding in Middleburg, Jack would be riding someone in the WH.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 29, 2020 11:34 AM (6VKyY)

223 212 "militia groups."

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

The American Legion, VFW, and the local black powder shooting club.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:32


+1

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

224 I always found Jackie to be irritating as fuck with that breathy
voice of hers, but she certainly deserved better than JFK as a husband.



Marrying a Kennedy is an agreement to be treated like shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)

225 I saw an interview with Rove. He was absolutely
perplexed how some suburban women were voting against there own self
interest. His short version was "you dont like his Tweets, so you will
vote to destroy your families lives and security? Here's an idea- don't
read his Tweets and look at what he's done for your family, and the
destruction Biden has in store."



He was absolutely flabbergasted.



Some of these people are just not very smart. They think they are. But they are not.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:17 AM (kbvR/)

Unfortunately, part of it is the belief that the protests, riots, etc will end the second Biden gets elected and everything will go back to "normal", when in reality the professional protestors/Antifa types will take it as being given carte blanche to do whatever they want since federal law enforcement will no longer do anything to stop it. Oh, and Covid, gotta get Covid under control.

Also, they really don't know what Biden is actually campaigning on, like raising taxes, for example.

Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 11:35 AM (LjimO)

226 221 Gnerp.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (oVJmc)

?

Posted by: m at October 29, 2020 11:35 AM (GadyI)

227 179 Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?
Posted by: Nick
----
Washington DC January 20th when he is inaugurated.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 29, 2020 11:35 AM (WQZ1O)

228 Marrying a Kennedy is an agreement to be treated like shit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
---------------

Didn't Pappa Kennedy have a Kennedy daughter lobotomized because she was simple with an overly active sex drive?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:36 AM (WEBkv)

229 >>Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?


Knowing him, I would say the moon, or mars. Or in his worlds, the big beautiful moon. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:36 AM (9Om/r)

230 It's interesting to look back at the Presidential campaign results through the years.

Everything from massive Electoral Vote blowouts by Nixon and Reagan to plurality wins by Nixon and Clinton to EV wins while losing popular vote by Bush II and Trump.

Must have been quite exciting to be a Republican from 1972 through 1988, with 4 blowout victories. Even with Vietnam and Watergate, the country massively supported Republicans.

Of course, part of that could be because McGovern, Carter, Mondale and Dukakis were such poor candidates.

Joe Biden is really right up there with those bad candidates too. I wonder if we'll see a landslide like '72, '80, '84 and '88.

- 1968 -- GOP 301-191-46 (-9.4 million) (-12.8%)*
- 1972 -- GOP 520-17 (+18.0 million) (+23.2%)

- 1976 -- DEM 297-240 (+1.7 million) (+2.1%)

- 1980 -- GOP 489-49 (+2.7 million) (+3.1%)*
- 1984 -- GOP 525-13 (+16.9 million) (+18.2%)
- 1988 -- GOP 426-111 (+7.0 million) (+7.8%)

- 1992 -- DEM 370-168 (-13.9 million) (-13.3%)*
- 1996 -- DEM 379-159 (+119,000) (+0.1%)*

- 2000 -- GOP 271-266 (-500,000) (-0.5%)
- 2004 -- GOP 286-251 (+3.0 million) (+2.5%)

- 2008 -- DEM 365-173 (+9.5 million) (+7.2%)
- 2012 -- DEM 332-206 (+5.0 million) (+3.9%)

- 2016 -- GOP 304-227 (-2.8 million) (-2.1%)

*Third Party voting included

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 11:36 AM (Do5/p)

231 >> "Can you find out who these belong to and return them? They're not my size."


*Holds panties to nose*

**Inhales Deeply**

'You are right.'

'These are not yours.'

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:36 AM (VEUEU)

232 I always found Jackie to be irritating as fuck with
that breathy voice of hers, but she certainly deserved better than JFK
as a husband.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 11:31 AM (2JVJo)

She comported herself rather well in her later years, and was a tremendous asset to New York City.

She worked tirelessly to renovate Grand Central Terminal, and did a magnificent job.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:36 AM (xT2tT)

233 5 I can't invite anyone into the house the wife's dog won't let them in.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:01 AM (JUOKG)

I can't invite anyone into the house, the wife won't let them in.

well, not completely true, but she's very funny about anyone invading her space, even relatives. If I want someone to come over, I've got to give her 3 days notice and a specific time. And NO ONE comes in before 1 pm, no exceptions except Maria , the cleaning lady twice a month.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

234 Barky aint even on the ticket this year. So I don't even have to worry about being called racist. Who would I rather have a family or even adults only dinner with is between gropin Joe and DOCTOR Jill or Donald and Melania. That is such an easy call.

Frankly I'd rather have dinner even with the turtle, or miss Lindsay, even stuffy and smarmy Romney ,than be in the same room with the toxic duo of gropin and 'call me DR'

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (Aashi)

235 I would guess the final rally to be either in Scranton (a dig at Joe) or Macomb County, MI to harken back to Reagan.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (JRaU+)

236 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.

Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.

Any other suggestions?

*braces self*

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

237 Yep, I saw a story earlier today that the question "how do I change my vote" is the most-asked query on google in a bunch of states.

LOL. That's gotta be making the Biden camp sweat.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (k4dH2)


Search: How Do I Change My Vote?

Of course, google is suppressing this.

Using goolag, if you type in "How Do I Change My Vo..." You'll get "voicemail". You have to type the whole thing in, it refuses all the way up to the E in vote.

If you go to DuckDuckGo, type in "How D..." and the second auto fill is correct. If you type in "How Do" you'll get it as the top search result.

And senators sit on their thumbs fat wallets.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (8B6Ng)

238 Only thing I know for sure, if Trump does lose, I'm not going to cry and scream about it like a child in the Walmart toy section.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (1ISKN)

239 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.

Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.

Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (0R8lo)

240 The NY Post is a commercial operation. Blocking the sharing of their
stories by Twitter employees is a "conspiracy in restraint of trade".
That is a federal felony which carries a fine of one hundred million
dollars per count of violation for Twitter itself, plus 10 years in
federal prison and a fine of one million dollars per count for each
individual at twitter involved in the conspiracy. Each individual
account so blocked by Twitter is a separate violation. See 15 U.S. Code 1
for confirmation of those facts

Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (QReew)

241 Biden/Harris ad that is CRAZYPANTS:


https://tinyurl.com/y5dsdjwq

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (bDqIh)

242 I voted straight R today because the Democrats are the very soul of evil.







Posted by: Idiots on Twitter at October 29, 2020 11:33 AM (oVJmc)

Been doing that since I was 18.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (9Om/r)

243 Marrying a Kennedy is an agreement to be treated like shit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)

John Kennedy from Louisiana is as funny as hell. I hope he is an exception to that rule, even with his last name. On the other hand, he is from Louisiana, was a Democrat, and is currently a Senator. So, probably corrupt as hell.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (a/dOO)

244 Look man, I will raise taxes. I will ban fracking. I will put the regulatory bureaucracy into overdrive. I will give China everything they wan. Oh and I will make driving a car so expensive only the rich can afford to do it... just like we were meant to.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (pw+jk)

245 Tucker Carlson documents status: found.

https://tinyurl.com/y5o7zssq
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (ZLI7S)

That looks like a spoof to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (yG9PF)

246 236 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.

Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.

Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

Keep the zinc coming.
Orange Juice, every few hours.
Nyquil.
Sleep.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (ifmtJ)

247 RAWK! SPECTER OF INFLATION! RAWK! RISING INTEREST RATES! RAWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (yQpMk)

248 "militia groups."



Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)



The American Legion, VFW, and the local black powder shooting club.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:32




They may be disguised as poll watchers but the Soviet media knows they are really militia members there to intimidate voters.



Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (4ifyU)

249 I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.

Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)
---------------

Allergies.

This time of year, it's bad in the Centrall Valley of CA, due to all of the defoliants and dust due to farmer discing their fields.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (WEBkv)

250 It's gonna flip when we nominate Mike Pence in 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:24 AM (NWM+b)

...Wait, did I miss that DeSantis died?!?!

Posted by: Secret Congressional sexual Harassment slush fund at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (Ojki1)

251 What's all the fuss about? What could be more normal than having a presidential candidate in a secret silent partnership with the Chinese Communists?

Picky, picky, picky.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (m6qV1)

252 I made the mistake of seeing a recent picture of Hillary.

Good Lord.

You know that scene where the Nazis start literally melting at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark?

It's like that.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (8YFRI)

253 Any other suggestions?

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

An ice-cold gin martini. With a twist for the Vitamin C.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (xT2tT)

254 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.

Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.

Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


Seriously? Vicks Vaporub and steam.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (0R8lo)

255 She worked tirelessly to renovate Grand Central Terminal, and did a magnificent job.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2020 11:36 AM (xT2tT)

Yes she did! Seems she separated from Hyannis Port Mafia.

Posted by: CN at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (ONvIw)

256 Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

it could be just a regular cold. It's not like the cold virus has gone away. I thought of that back when Wuflu first hit - that when we get colds or run-of-the-mill gunk - how do you distinguish that from Wuflu.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (HabA/)

257 doggeh is back to campaignibg for his walk
Posted by: vmom 2020 chump4trump

Do you have a treadmill ?

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (arJlL)

258 Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)


Could just be regular old flu or a cold. From what I know, the 'rona always comes with a temperature.

However, if the coughing continues (and you're not a smoker or allergy sufferer), go see a doc.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (8B6Ng)

259 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (arJlL)

260 >>Marrying a Kennedy is an agreement to be treated like shit.

Joan lived across the street from me in Boston after her divorce. Rarely saw her but every once in a while she came out for a walk.

Very nice lady but obviously a shell of what she had been pre-Ted.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (ZLI7S)

261 Is he a braggart? Sure! Just ask your fisherman friend how big his last catch was and you'll get the same sort of behavior. But the President has tremendous domestic and foreign policy successes about which to brag. So I happily forgive him his hyperbole.

Does he sometimes paint a rosy picture of the future? Yup! It's called optimism. Bubbling, gleeful, happy optimism, and I absolutely love it! I want my president to be an unabashed cheerleader for America, Americans, and American Exceptionalism, and Donald Trump is exactly that.

+++++++++++
Yes. The distinction is very clear, and actually codified legally in advertising law. The word is "Puffery" and puffery is *not* a lie. I always use an example for this. Assume you are bringing a new toothbrush to the market and want to drive sales without getting a bunch of endorsements, etc. for your no-name product.

Puffery: Use the brand-new Magic Brush and your teeth will be so clean your mouth will love you for the rest of your life!

Lie: The brand-new Magic Brush is recommended by nine out of ten dentists nationwide.

Trump does a lot of puffery. He doesn't do a lot of lying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (hYcqw)

262 >>Seriously? Vicks Vaporub and steam.


That shit works like magic.

Also, Matzo Ball Soup.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (j9D7V)

263 236 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.

Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

__

You have the 'Rona. Trump killed you.
- CNN

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (22mNy)

264 You are going to need a larger large intestine.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 11:41 AM (ktyId)

265 I think the personality contest comes down to the politics of envy.

For those comfortable in their own skins DJT is a personable, highly-intelligent, entertaining (if somewhat bombastic and narcissistic guy). But his heart's in the right place, and he's a very decent human being, who also displays all the traits of someone who gives an unusually fair shake to individuals on their own merits without putting them into categories of "class" or race.

He has also demonstrated himself to be a hell of a patriot with an unbelievable willingness to work and fight for the good of our country.

But if you're a frustrated person, envious of ability and success and looking for people to blame for your own inadequacies, then you may just hate the hell out of him.

Posted by: Zek at October 29, 2020 11:41 AM (r4fw8)

266 236 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.

Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.

Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

Start urpin!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 11:41 AM (1ISKN)

267 I felt like quoting Dr. Strangelove right then and there: "Of course, the whole point of a (Campaign Rally) is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?"

and then Casey Stengel: "Can't anybody here play this game???"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)

What the hell's goin' on out there!!!

Posted by: Vince Lombardi at October 29, 2020 11:41 AM (BgMrQ)

268 I am going to go vote for PDT with good cheer and know that I am voting for someone that truly loves this Country

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2020 11:41 AM (0EM+d)

269 Jane.....HCQ

Posted by: cccp3o at October 29, 2020 11:41 AM (U7Ocy)

270 *braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

I've heard a weekend with the Paolo changes many women's lives.

A good pot of homemade chicken soup works, too.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (a/dOO)

271
But if you're a frustrated person, envious of ability and success and looking for people to blame for your own inadequacies, then you may just hate the hell out of him.
Posted by: Zek at October 29, 2020 11:41 AM (r4fw
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Which describes every leftists out there.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (WEBkv)

272
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (bDqIh)


Well, sure ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (pNxlR)

273 Is Sen Kennedy from LA, related to the Kennedy clan? I assumed it was just a coincidence.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (22mNy)

274 I made the mistake of seeing a recent picture of Hillary.



Good Lord.



You know that scene where the Nazis start literally melting at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark?



It's like that.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (8YFRI)

I'm thinking more of the last crusade where the dude drank from the wrong grail.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (9Om/r)

275 236 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.

Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.

Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

Remdesivir and Regeneron

Posted by: David French at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (CLteG)

276 Urban Dictionary:

Toobin
Masterbating on a zoom call
New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call.

Jeremy was caught Toobin.

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (jyInK)

277 >>That looks like a spoof to me.

Don't think so. Remember, Bannon has Hunter's laptop which is also covered with these documents and he is dropping a bunch of stuff as we speak.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (ZLI7S)

278 171 Trump is a disgrace to the presidency! We need to go back to when presidents were more presidential. Like when Clinton was getting bjs from interns and Kennedy was nailing starlets in the Oval Office!
Posted by: NeverTrump Cons at October 29, 2020 11:14 AM (nR+Ka)

We can probably be pretty certain that Trump has had sex with a model in the White House.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 29, 2020 11:27 AM (U/1gp)

That's not really Melania- she left him and that woman is just a look al like hired to make it seem things are fine!

Posted by: Classic MSM theories at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (Ojki1)

279 A good pot of homemade chicken soup works, too.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon

And cinnamon and garlic......

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (arJlL)

280 I've noticed I routinely catch colds when the seasons change. Since we only have 2 seasons here, that normally means Oct/Nov and May/June.

Haven't caught cold this year.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:43 AM (HabA/)

281 *braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh


Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:38 AM (0R8lo)


Are your chakra's released? That always helped me.

Posted by: Al Gore, Jr. at October 29, 2020 11:43 AM (PiwSw)

282 %

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 29, 2020 11:43 AM (iTXRQ)

283 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.

Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.

Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)



All you need is the blood of a ten year old boy.

Posted by: Montgomery Burns at October 29, 2020 11:43 AM (yQpMk)

284 274 I made the mistake of seeing a recent picture of Hillary.



Good Lord.



You know that scene where the Nazis start literally melting at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark?



It's like that.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (8YFRI)

I'm thinking more of the last crusade where the dude drank from the wrong grail.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (9Om/r)

he chose... poorly

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 11:43 AM (Izzlo)

285 Just an observation this morning: How cold and callous does Dr. Jill Biden have to be to hold her husband up and continue to campaign him even as his Sundowning and Dementia continues to manifest itself? The symptoms are so blatant it's not like she could miss them or she doesn't know exactly what's happening. I mean if this guy EVER had a legacy to leave behind, she has to know that everything they're doing to push him across the finish line is effectively demolishing that legacy and leave him smeared by the verdict of history. God Save Me from ever having that kind of support from my own family and friends.

Posted by: MrObvious at October 29, 2020 11:43 AM (k+h+d)

286 Trump schedule so far:

Today - Tampa, Fayetteville NC
Friday - Michigan, Green Bay, Rochester MN
Saturday - Reading PA, Butler PA

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 11:43 AM (5p7BC)

287 Keep up with the zinc and Vitamins C and D

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (HabA/)

288 252 I made the mistake of seeing a recent picture of Hillary.

Good Lord.

You know that scene where the Nazis start literally melting at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark?

It's like that.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 29, 2020 11:39 AM (8YFRI)

***********************

If that's the state of her face then just imagine what her ballbag looks like.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (oaWXk)

289 236 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.
Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.
I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.
Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.

Posted by: Dr Fauci at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (r4fw8)

290 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBXzeuRHgxA. someone else who is different. when you are different, people reject you

Posted by: jeff at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (hYRx9)

291 For a lot of libs, they hate Trump because he's breaking their rules. You're supposed to use the right phrases and wear hip glasses and have a certain hairstyle and wear certain clothes to be sucesful. He's a brash asshole who wears old school suits and says what's on his mind. And still made it.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (22mNy)

292 Trump schedule so far:

Today - Tampa, Fayetteville NC
Friday - Michigan, Green Bay, Rochester MN
Saturday - Reading PA, Butler PA
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 11:43 AM (5p7BC)
++++++++++
It's unreal. I am less than half his age and have maybe a quarter or a third of his energy. He's a damn dynamo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (hYcqw)

293 Okay, thanks everyone. I think.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)

294
Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)


Nah, it'll be fine!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (pNxlR)

295 I'm thinking more of the last crusade where the dude drank from the wrong grail. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (9Om/r)

*********************

Yeah that's probably more accurate, more of a deteriorating to dust and bones than a being melted by angelic nuclear fire thing.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (8YFRI)

296 Is Sen Kennedy from LA, related to the Kennedy clan? I assumed it was just a coincidence.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (22mNy)

He's not. It's a coincidence.

Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (LjimO)

297 Remdesivir and Regeneron

-----

Sound like minor characters from Game of Thrones

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (Izzlo)

298 189
Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

In the Midwest -- MN, WI, or MI.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM (pNxlR)

Arizona or New Mexico at 6:30 pm local time on Tuesday.

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (Ojki1)

299 You have to be an idiot of at this point you don't know Biden will raise taxes, kill your 401k (which Democrats want to immediately tax btw to pay for Green Stupidity), promote socialist polices, open the border to illegal, open up our tax money to illegals, destroy health care, kill our energy industry and raise your utilities sky high, and God knows what else.

It's all On his website. Can't liberal suburban women read or do they need a tutor to help them understand it?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (kbvR/)

300 Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)


Benadryl?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (2JVJo)

301 Rainy Day Zeta is like every other dreary rainy fall day except that it has its own name.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (8eSmR)

302 Have you seen video of Biden walking unassisted? He does not look like he should be President.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (1ISKN)

303 Sound like minor characters from Game of Thrones



Who died brutally and unexpectedly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (yQpMk)

304 Re: the Rove thing- saying "Trump is icky" to the clacking chorus of wine hens ain't quite the same thing as pulling the curtain and voting for Slow Joe's minions to come loot your mcmansion, is it? Lots of folks virtue signal, and in many different ways.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (Hf7hU)

305 Just an observation this morning: How cold and callous does Dr. Jill Biden have to be to hold her husband up and continue to campaign him even as his Sundowning and Dementia continues to manifest itself?

The symptoms are so blatant it's not like she could miss them or she doesn't know exactly what's happening.

Posted by: MrObvious


She's a doctor fer Christ sakes!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:46 AM (0R8lo)

306 - 2016 -- GOP 304-227 (-2.8 million) (-2.1%)

*Third Party voting included
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 11:36 AM (Do5/p)

Hmm. Since 1988, GOP has had pretty small EV totals: 271, 286, 304, while Dems have had 370, 379, 365, 332

Would love to open up a can of kick-a**

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 11:46 AM (JuJ9P)

307 @236
I might also self quarantine at least to the extent of avoiding extended indoor contact with vulnerable people (+29s etc) until either tested for the Covids or you feel better.

Posted by: Zek at October 29, 2020 11:46 AM (r4fw8)

308 I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.

Posted by: Dr Fauci at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (r4fw

But wear your mask!

Posted by: Dr. Birx at October 29, 2020 11:46 AM (6VKyY)

309 Take Mucinex. it will clear the congestion, which will help with the coughing. I just make up vitamin C and water and drink it all during the day.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 11:46 AM (JKNZq)

310 299 You have to be an idiot of at this point you don't know Biden will raise taxes, kill your 401k (which Democrats want to immediately tax btw to pay for Green Stupidity), promote socialist polices, open the border to illegal, open up our tax money to illegals, destroy health care, kill our energy industry and raise your utilities sky high, and God knows what else.

It's all On his website. Can't liberal suburban women read or do they need a tutor to help them understand it?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (kbvR/)

==========

"Trump is icky and didn't take COVID seriously. How am I supposed to raise my children with a mean president and fear of an invisible force always bearing down on me? Why no, I have not seen a psychiatrist recently. Why do you ask?"
-Karen

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (NWM+b)

311 Trump seems to genuinely like people and has a record of showing kindness and generosity,despite his brashness and the fact that he is probably often difficult.

Joe Biden is greedy, grasping, crass, and has no principles. Check out this interview of him in *1974*.

https://tinyurl.com/yxgxuo3v

When you read this, all his corruption makes sense.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (17HgP)

312 225

Unfortunately, part of it is the belief that the protests, riots, etc will end the second Biden gets elected and everything will go back to "normal", when in reality the professional protestors/Antifa types will take it as being given carte blanche to do whatever they want since federal law enforcement will no longer do anything to stop it.

Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 11:35 AM

These are the people who need to be reminded under what Administration these Black-Lives-Matter riots started: Obama-Biden

And need to be reminded why there have been zero consequences for these domestic terrorists: George Soros-paid Attorneys General in all the local cities. And mostly Black Democrats in charge of everything within these cities, from Mayor to Police Chief.

Some people apparently have a difficult time remembering what "normal" was under Obama-Biden. Black-Lives-Matter and antifa are Democrat domestic terrorist groups. They aren't going away with a Democrat in the White House, they will be unleashed even more to keep people in line.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (Do5/p)

313
Will Sleepy Joe and Barky be greeted by more Trump supporters -- with fully functional vehicle horns -- than their own in MI on Saturday?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

314 303 Sound like minor characters from Game of Thrones



Who died brutally and unexpectedly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (yQpMk)

=========

Called it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (NWM+b)

315 rickb223

And his issues are cognitive. Even a Ed.D. can see it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (u82oZ)

316 @236
Go to a polling place in NYC and start coughing on everyone?

Posted by: Zek at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (r4fw8)

317 You have to be an idiot of at this point you don't know Biden will raise taxes, kill your 401k (which Democrats want to immediately tax btw to pay for Green Stupidity), promote socialist polices, open the border to illegal, open up our tax money to illegals, destroy health care, kill our energy industry and raise your utilities sky high, and God knows what else.

It's all On his website. Can't liberal suburban women read or do they need a tutor to help them understand it?
Posted by: Marcus T


They need a schtupper to help them understand.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (0R8lo)

318 The media is trying their damnest to play down the record 33.1 economic growth. ('BUT - the pandemic casts a shadow...")

Can't have Americans feeling happy and hopeful right now!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (HabA/)

319 290 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBXzeuRHgxA. someone else who is different. when you are different, people reject you
Posted by: jeff at October 29, 2020 11:44 AM (hYRx9)

People are strange, when you're a stranger.

Posted by: Mr MoJo Risson at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (BgMrQ)

320 "299 You have to be an idiot of at this point you don't know Biden will raise taxes,"

He will only raise taxes on "the rich".
- MSM

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (22mNy)

321 Bit of a cold snap this week. I see its going to be 45 on Tuesday, so thats awesome.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (k/TB6)

322 My favorite election-related Simpsons quote (substitute either Biden (Lord willing) or Clinton for Monty:

Burns: "This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. "

Smithers: "You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (PiwSw)

323 Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

Could just be regular old flu or a cold. From what I know, the 'rona always comes with a temperature.

However, if the coughing continues (and you're not a smoker or allergy sufferer), go see a doc.
========
If you don't get a high fever 102 or lose your sense of smell, its just a cold.

Posted by: simplemind at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (xie4X)

324 Jill Biden is not a medical doctor

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (JuJ9P)

325 Hiya Chique !

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (arJlL)

326 >>But if you're a frustrated person, envious of ability and success and looking for people to blame for your own inadequacies, then you may just hate the hell out of him.


Great observation.

Also think that for the DC swamp, they have convinced themselves that they are special insiders who have unique experience and valuable expertise.

Trump comes in and skips all their superfluous rituals and ego-stroking, gets busy being a CEO -- without them! That stings! That shatters the whole DC charade, and their egos along with it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (bDqIh)

327 316 @236
Go to a polling place in NYC and start coughing on everyone?
Posted by: Zek at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (r4fw

Jane should go cough on her inlaws.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (HabA/)

328 Seems Texas in importing wuflu patients. Asshoes

Posted by: CN at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (ONvIw)

329 But if you're a frustrated person, envious of ability and success and looking for people to blame for your own inadequacies, then you may just hate the hell out of him.
Posted by: Zek at October 29, 2020 11:41 AM (r4fw


What I love about this guy is he's demonstrated just how useless every politician since WWII has been. No wonder they all hate him. All the theatrics have gone out the window.

Trump is signing deals in the mid east we've been told for decades is impossible. He's bringing mortal enemies together. He's gotten the NORK's to behave. We haven't had an islamic terrorist event for some time. And his biggest failing was supposed to be foreign policy?

For some reason, getting respect through direct dealings rather than sending palettes full of cash and begging them not to hurt us is working. SCOAMF, the greatest peace maker of all time, really is an empty suit. Watching his "legacy" being erased is awesome.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (8B6Ng)

330 One thing I notice about Trump is how gracious and classy he is. He is very careful to treat people well when he interacts with them. And it's obvious that he loves America and Americans.

I interpret his harsh comments as coming from his feelings of protectiveness for America and Americans. Leftists, for instance, despise observant Christians like me. Trump slaps them down when they try to mistreat Christians. He stands up for everyone the Leftists try to bully. It's so refreshing!

Posted by: Emmie at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (4JM5Y)

331 298

189
Any guesses where Trumps final rally will be?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

In the Midwest -- MN, WI, or MI.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:30 AM

Arizona or New Mexico at 6:30 pm local time on Tuesday.

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM

Michigan is a good bet, to give a nice boost to John James for Senate.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (Do5/p)

332 318 The media is trying their damnest to play down the record 33.1 economic growth. ('BUT - the pandemic casts a shadow...")

___

I won a $10M lottery, but my tax bill will be horrendous.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (22mNy)

333 317 You have to be an idiot of at this point you don't know Biden will raise taxes, kill your 401k (which Democrats want to immediately tax btw to pay for Green Stupidity), promote socialist polices, open the border to illegal, open up our tax money to illegals, destroy health care, kill our energy industry and raise your utilities sky high, and God knows what else.

It's all On his website. Can't liberal suburban women read or do they need a tutor to help them understand it?
Posted by: Marcus T


They need a schtupper to help them understand.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (0R8lo)

Sigh. The Paolo, he tries, but there is but one of him.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (Izzlo)

334
The symptoms are so blatant it's not like she could miss them or she doesn't know exactly what's happening.

Posted by: MrObvious


She knows

She doesn't care

She's a perfect fit in that family of avaricious people

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (pNxlR)

335 Burns: Thank you for not mocking my genitalia.

Marge: I thought I was.

Posted by: simplemind at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (PPvts)

336 DO NOT overload on zinc. It is not like popping calcium heartburn tablets (which you can overload on too). Also, your body can only absorb so much mineral at a time. Zinc is a mineral. It competes with other minerals such as magnesium and calcium. Have some chicken soup -- and load up on garlic and onions.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (KAi1n)

337 Hillary Clinton. She drinks like a sailor, she has cute chipmunk cheeks, she has a merry, charming laugh, she does not tire easily, she can move easily between Standard English and African-American English, she has a mischievous twinkle in her eye.

She'd probably offer to help do the dishes.

After dinner, she'd enjoy a brandy in front of the fire. We would 'with mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come,' and tell stories late into the night.

Later, lovemaking.

She'd probably offer to
Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (Jjmzq)


You were prepared to kneel before Zod.
You'd settle for genuflecting before Zod.
You'll end up boggling in stunned disbelief at Zod.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (b3x5S)

338 This is purely anecdotal but I've noticed a trend in new books. I always check the new Audible books. Lately I've noticed a trend in women's romance novels in which the guy is a warrior rather than a soiboi. For example, from today:

https://bit.ly/3kDUukU

https://amzn.to/2Jb0pzS

https://bit.ly/2G8ZL4M

Could manly men be making a comeback?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

339 It's all On his website. Can't liberal suburban women read or do they need a tutor to help them understand it?

Posted by: Marcus T

No, they are all effing stupid. I know, my neighborhood is overly infested by them and their soi boi husbands and children. It's quite sad, but they suck.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (6VKyY)

340 These are the people who need to be reminded under what Administration these Black-Lives-Matter riots started: Obama-Biden



And need to be reminded why there have been zero consequences for
these domestic terrorists: George Soros-paid Attorneys General in all
the local cities. And mostly Black Democrats in charge of everything
within these cities, from Mayor to Police Chief.



Some people apparently have a difficult time remembering what
"normal" was under Obama-Biden. Black-Lives-Matter and antifa are
Democrat domestic terrorist groups. They aren't going away with a
Democrat in the White House, they will be unleashed even more to keep
people in line.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (Do5/p)

Absolutely.
And those Soros-backed AGs are getting elected in the suburbs too.

Posted by: Vendette at October 29, 2020 11:50 AM (LjimO)

341 Seems Texas in importing wuflu patients. Asshoes
Posted by: CN

After observing the MOMEE, they think it'll be good therapy !

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 11:50 AM (arJlL)

342 254 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice.

Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

I've been on regular zinc, C, D3, etc. for months. Took more zinc this morning, and am sipping roobois tea.
Any other suggestions?
*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh

Sounds a lot like the Flu I've gotten in other years - in the winter of 2016 - 2017, i got a flu which turned into bronchitis, and that was the first time in my life that I ever blacked out because I had a coughing fit that wouldn't let me breathe. It was a bad one.

Different things work for different people; for me, drinking a lot of Mucinex DM works for the lungs, Sudafed at two to three times the recommended dose works for the head. (they say never take more than 2 every 8 hours, if you're sick take 4 every 4 hours) And advil or aspirin as needed. Don't bother with tylenol, it's worthless. You already said zinc, so keep up with that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)

343 I'm pretty sure I could take Donald fishing and he'd enjoy it. Puddin, on the other hand, would probably swallow his tongue and fall out of the boat.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (sWM8x)

what's the down side?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 29, 2020 11:51 AM (8D42x)

344 DO NOT overload on zinc. It is not like popping
calcium heartburn tablets (which you can overload on too). Also, your
body can only absorb so much mineral at a time. Zinc is a mineral. It
competes with other minerals such as magnesium and calcium. Have some
chicken soup -- and load up on garlic and onions.





Posted by: SFGoth at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM

---

Too much zinc can also affect your heart rhythm and cause palpitations.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 11:51 AM (JUOKG)

345
Later, lovemaking.

She'd probably offer to
Posted by: Zod at October 29, 2020 11:09 AM (Jjmzq)


LOL! A master of the medium!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:51 AM (pNxlR)

346 Woke up this morning with head and chest congestion, non-stop coughing and sneezing, headache, no fever.

The lack of fever indicates allergies rather than an infection. Take a Claritin-D and carry on.

Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 11:52 AM (QReew)

347 I will raise taxes only for the rich so they pay their fair share.

Surprise, everybody is rich.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 29, 2020 11:52 AM (pw+jk)

348 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Thank you for your cogent explanation of nic and hash to the newbie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 11:52 AM (u82oZ)

349 Emmie

If you're married, your husband is an Emmie winner !

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 11:52 AM (arJlL)

350 Burns: "This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. "

Smithers: "You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (PiwSw)

_____

Burns/Smithers have some of the greatest scenes. Another one I love is when he says I will donate $1M to an orphanage when pigs fly. And then you see pig flying by his office (which was due to homer's BBQ exploding). Smithers says "will you donate that $1M now sir" to which Burns replies, "no, I think I'd still rather not".

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:52 AM (22mNy)

351 Saturday - Reading PA, Butler PA

Damn, as far as I can tell from sat photos, Reading has no parking lot. Would we just all park on 222 or 183, I wonder?

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:52 AM (/2aWP)

352 Could manly men be making a comeback?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)


Tanned, rested and ready!!

*shifty eyes*

Anyone?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 29, 2020 11:52 AM (PiwSw)

353
Thank you for your cogent explanation of nic and hash to the newbie.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 11:52 AM (u82oZ)


Oh, sure! Thanks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:53 AM (pNxlR)

354 Hi, JT!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:53 AM (17HgP)

355 It's all On his website. Can't liberal suburban women read or do they need a tutor to help them understand it?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (kbvR/)

What they need is a Man with a Pimp Hand. and truth be told, deep down it's what they all really want. And they're gonna act up until they get it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 11:53 AM (Kpl3J)

356 328 Seems Texas in importing wuflu patients. Asshoes
Posted by: CN at October 29, 2020 11:48 AM (ONvIw)


Huh? What? Umm

Posted by: Greg Abbot at October 29, 2020 11:53 AM (CLteG)

357 313


Will Sleepy Joe and Barky be greeted by more Trump supporters --
with fully functional vehicle horns -- than their own in MI on Saturday?


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

They need this formula one doing My Country tis of the (GSQ) as a counter protest
https://tinyurl.com/y6jyrwco

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 29, 2020 11:53 AM (k/TB6)

358 So the 'burb women want to burn it down.
Well there is nothing we can do about that.
They have a vote too. Guess we just don't see eye to eye.

Posted by: Case at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (CBO5D)

359 We're voting Trump 2020

Posted by: Thousands of Dog Faced Pony Soldiers at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (hl0kg)

360 Good news. The chest congestion is gone, and I'm left with a stuffy nose, itchy eyes, and sneezing.

Must be my fall allergies.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (ptqGC)

361 NaCly Dog!!!

I thoroughly enjoyed your company at the MoMe! How's it going?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (17HgP)

362 258 Any other suggestions?

*braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

Could just be regular old flu or a cold. From what I know, the 'rona always comes with a temperature.

However, if the coughing continues (and you're not a smoker or allergy sufferer), go see a doc.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (8B6Ng)

Fever is actually not that great a predictor of the Rona. But apparently loss of taste/smell is pretty universal.

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (Ojki1)

363 I had a dream the other night that we were moving to a new AF base and PDT was there to help. He supervised my daughter organizing her Barbie accessories and was giving advice on shoes based on what Melania likes to wear. Odd, but entertaining!

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't dream of Jeanie at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (pQKyQ)

364 chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

It was wonderful to meet you in Texas, and even have a all-too brief conversation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (u82oZ)

365 FYI Donald Trump has done an interview with John Taffer on his podcast on the future of the hospitality industry. It is available on Apple podcasts and I assume others. It's only a 25 minute show.

I'm listening to it right now. He contacted both Biden and Trump campaigns. The Trump camp responded and Biden still hasn't. He got to do a sit down interview because Trump was in Nevada.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (TO9X0)

366 Huh? What? Umm
Posted by: Greg Abbot

Who

Bud Abbott

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (arJlL)

367 Trump will never get drunk and make a pass at your wife.

Posted by: JAS at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (2BZBZ)

368 351 Saturday - Reading PA, Butler PA

Damn, as far as I can tell from sat photos, Reading has no parking lot. Would we just all park on 222 or 183, I wonder?
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:52 AM (/2aWP)

I wonder if it will be at the Reading Airport? They have a nice air museum there, and except for this year, have a great WWII re-enactment weekend

Posted by: josephistan at October 29, 2020 11:55 AM (Izzlo)

369 Taco Bowl for the win!

Posted by: Max Power at October 29, 2020 11:55 AM (q177U)

370 For a lot of libs, they hate Trump because he's breaking their rules. You're supposed to use the right phrases and wear hip glasses and have a certain hairstyle and wear certain clothes to be sucesful. He's a brash asshole who wears old school suits and says what's on his mind. And still made it.
---
The game and the rules are rigged in their favor.
And the GOP was happy to play along.
Because it kept _us_ out too.

And Trump came along and said, "fuck all that!"

It's like being told you can only build a house with wooden hammers.
The Dems and the GOP are dutifully pounding away at the job site with large wood mallets.

And Trump shows up with a pneumatic nailer, fires the GOP and finishes the whole job before the Dems get back from lunch...

And takes all their paychecks

That's why they hate him

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 29, 2020 11:55 AM (+BIkH)

371 OT (not really)

If you haven't seen DJT's tweet of Barry this morning, it's the one video that you need to see today.

https://tinyurl.com/yxjq2dmm

This guy has more common sense and brains that 99.9% of the twatterati. He gets it. I'm hoping there's a few million more of him out there.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 11:55 AM (8B6Ng)

372 Tell the doctor to give you the good stuff or you will sing. Turning Japanese nonstop.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 11:55 AM (ktyId)

373 Joe Biden is greedy, grasping, crass, and has no principles. Check out this interview of him in *1974*.

https://tinyurl.com/yxgxuo3v

When you read this, all his corruption makes sense.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:47 AM (17HgP)

I believe Creepy Joe has absolutely no principles, character or values because he's incapable of having those qualities. He is utterly empty inside with nothing that values could grab onto. I also suspect he could as easily be a greedy, grasping RINO as a greedy, grasping leftwing Democrat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 11:55 AM (lgiXo)

374 Who

Bud Abbott
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (arJlL)

I don't even know what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Lou Costello at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (pnnxs)

375 360 Good news. The chest congestion is gone, and I'm left with a stuffy nose, itchy eyes, and sneezing.

Must be my fall allergies.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (ptqGC)

Sooo, we'll mark that down as COVID 19. Now, who have you been in contact with? Here, let me check your phone.

Posted by: CDC at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (CLteG)

376 I just heard that they are expecting rioting in downtown Austin next week, 3rd thru 8th. Hmmm, I wonder why they would expect riots???? My boss already told me to WFH on at least Wednesday.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (WUuhi)

377 pookysgirl doesn't dream of Jeanie

I will never have that kind of dream. I pay very little attention to ladies shows. Although SMH's sneakers stood out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (u82oZ)

378
It's all On his website. Can't liberal suburban women read or do they need a tutor to help them understand it?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (kbvR/)


They don't have thought in their empty heads. They run on emotions. Same goes for their beta male husbands.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (yISI5)

379 Hi, Tom Servo!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (17HgP)

380 I'm gonna put this in moron-speak. Y'all remember that old Charlie Rich song, Behind Closed Doors? No one knows what goes on behind closed doors. Of course we do, it's fucking. Hell Charlie, I assume Mrs. Rich even rolls over on her belly every once and awhile and says "Give it to me, Baby!" Point is, it's the pretense with many women, the appearance. They're not gonna vote for Joe to take their stuff.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (Hf7hU)

381 367 Trump will never get drunk and make a pass at your wife.
Posted by: JAS at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (2BZBZ)

But your wife will get drunk and make a pass at him!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)

382 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (yQpMk)

383 I don't understand how anyone in Las Vegas who works for a casino or any related hospitality industry (which is about 1/2 the economy there) can vote for Biden who wants lockdown forever. NV has one of the highest UE rates of any state because of the 'Rona MSM/Dem scaremongering and limits on what tourism.

I really don't understand how people think like that.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (22mNy)

384 >>I believe Creepy Joe has absolutely no principles, character or values


Yeah - He is a Politician.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (j9D7V)

385 Hello chique! That was a blast!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (Kpl3J)

386
Joe Biden is greedy, grasping, crass, and has no principles. Check out this interview of him in *1974*.



Wow. Pre-aneurysms, largely pre-Washington, pre-senility, he was just a genuine jackass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (oVJmc)

387 I also suspect he could as easily be a greedy, grasping RINO as a greedy, grasping leftwing Democrat.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at October 29, 2020 11:55 AM (lgiXo)


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Rick Wilson at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (PiwSw)

388 Puffery: Use the brand-new Magic Brush and your teeth will be so clean your mouth will love you for the rest of your life!

Lie: The brand-new Magic Brush is recommended by nine out of ten dentists nationwide.

Trump does a lot of puffery. He doesn't do a lot of lying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 29, 2020 11:40 AM (hYcqw)

This is a very interesting observation. Combined with the article that CBD references that shows that Trump is a comedian jibes with a story that was told to me back in L.A.

I had a client whose father went to Wharton with Trump. He said that on weekends, when other students would be hanging out around Philly, Trump would take the train back to NYC and go to...Broadway, to catch the shows.

He would hang out backstage, and spent a lot of time around the theater set. This classmate was very surprised about that, knowing that Trump went to a military school growing up. That story did emphasize the creative side of Trump, however, which rarely comes out.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (6xA3t)

389 383 I don't understand how anyone in Las Vegas who works for a casino or any related hospitality industry (which is about 1/2 the economy there) can vote for Biden who wants lockdown forever. NV has one of the highest UE rates of any state because of the 'Rona MSM/Dem scaremongering and limits on what tourism.

I really don't understand how people think like that.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM (22mNy)

Unions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (Kpl3J)

390 My sister thinks Trump is icky and crass etc. She's still going to vote for him, so I don't care. A reluctant Trump vote is still a Trump vote.

Trying to convince people who like his policies but not him is like trying to convince people who don't like "Monty Python" that "Monty Python" is funny. "But you have to watch the Dead Parrot Sketch! It's hilarious!" Well, no, not to them it isn't. (Substitute any comedian or funny movie that you like.)

People who don't like Trump's style and tweets now are not going to start liking them. I'm used to them, but I'm not enthralled by his style either.

Author James Lindsay voted for Trump and it was a hold-your-nose sort of thing. He can't stand Trump but he hates wokeness even more. Good for him.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (HabA/)

391 Fever is actually not that great a predictor of the Rona. But apparently loss of taste/smell is pretty universal.
Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 11:54 AM (Ojki1)

Correct. I never ran fever. I only knew something was off when I couldn't smell anything.

As my ability to smell comes back, in the mornings, I have this weird scent of burnt perfume and cinnamon and it kind of burns my nose. So freaking weird.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (sI15f)

392 >>They don't have thought in their empty heads. They run on emotions. Same goes for their beta male husbands.


You know those guys aren't filling out their own ballots, right?

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2020 11:58 AM (j9D7V)

393 Biden/Harris ad that is CRAZYPANTS:


https://tinyurl.com/y5dsdjwq
Posted by: Lizzy

That ad reeks of confidence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)

394 And they're gonna act up until they get it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 11:53 AM (Kpl3J)

50 shades.

Handmaids.

There is a reason this trope is so popular.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 11:58 AM (pnnxs)

395 I wonder if it will be at the Reading Airport?

The Trump website says yes. I found the parking lot, might be space for 400 cars.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 11:58 AM (UMXod)

396 285 Just an observation this morning: How cold and callous does Dr. Jill Biden have to be to hold her husband up and continue to campaign him even as his Sundowning and Dementia continues to manifest itself? The symptoms are so blatant it's not like she could miss them or she doesn't know exactly what's happening. I mean if this guy EVER had a legacy to leave behind, she has to know that everything they're doing to push him across the finish line is effectively demolishing that legacy and leave him smeared by the verdict of history. God Save Me from ever having that kind of support from my own family and friends.
Posted by: MrObvious at October 29, 2020 11:43 AM (k+h+d)

They are OK if history judges them badly as they will be dead.

It's the present court system and how it may judge them that concerns them.

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 11:59 AM (Ojki1)

397 The left hate trump because they are fucking anti american communists, period. Leftist chicks especially hate trump because they think he'll stop them from killing their babies in the womb, period. Its no more complex than that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:59 AM (9Om/r)

398 That's some passive aggressive stuff right there.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at October 29, 2020 11:29 AM (2DOZq)
It's okay to tell me no one wants my advice; you're right about that. But I wasn't being passive aggressive.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 29, 2020 11:59 AM (+CiEK)

399 Didn't Pappa Kennedy have a Kennedy daughter lobotomized because she was simple with an overly active sex drive?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


Rose Mary was lobotomized in the 1950's. She was a little "off", but was also more than a little promiscuous (AND SO UNLIKE THE BOYS!!!!), and they (the family, and especially Joe Sr., well Joe Sr.) thought that she would do something (like get pregnant out of wedlock) and embarrass the family and screw up Joe, Sr. political plans for Jack and Bobby. Ed was still pretty young.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 12:00 PM (ZCiJZ)

400 397 The left hate trump because they are fucking anti american communists, period. Leftist chicks especially hate trump because they think he'll stop them from killing their babies in the womb, period. Its no more complex than that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:59 AM (9Om/r)

100%

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 12:00 PM (sI15f)

401 I don't understand how anyone in Las Vegas who works
for a casino or any related hospitality industry (which is about 1/2
the economy there) can vote for Biden who wants lockdown forever. NV has
one of the highest UE rates of any state because of the 'Rona MSM/Dem
scaremongering and limits on what tourism.



I really don't understand how people think like that.


Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 11:56 AM

---

Covid has pretty much killed table gaming at casinos. Our son was a poker dealer at the Mohegan Sun in CT but they closed down the poker room permanently and made him into a Black Jack dealer.


They have no idea if they are ever going to open the poker room back up because the people who played there are mostly older people who will never come back to the casino because of covid.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2020 12:00 PM (JUOKG)

402 Don't think so. Remember, Bannon has Hunter's laptop which is also covered with these documents and he is dropping a bunch of stuff as we speak.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 11:42 AM (ZLI7S)

The "Chinglish" looks too good to be true. I would expect highly-placed people in the CCP to have translators who could render their words into good idiomatic English, not "me love you long time".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 12:00 PM (d+iSp)

403 Inside baseball, but it was interesting to me.

Rich Baris made an good comment that one of the flaws of the polling industry is that they don't do apples to apples comparisons. They compare the numbers in their polls to the candidate performance in the last election.

They never compare their polls to the same polls conducted during the previous cycle. So you get results of "Trump really needs to improve performance in the suburbs, because he is down against where his vote share was". But if you go back and look at the polls from the last cycle, he is performing better than he was in the suburbs in the 2016 poll by the same pollster.

Of course, Baris then says in the next breath "and here is how he is doing an Macomb Country, but in 2016 he did..." *face palm*

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 12:00 PM (5p7BC)

404 I believe Creepy Joe has absolutely no principles, character or values





Yeah - He is a Politician.
===
Worse, much worse, he is a democrat politician.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 29, 2020 12:01 PM (pw+jk)

405 I'm gonna put this in moron-speak. Y'all remember that old Charlie Rich song, Behind Closed Doors? No one knows what goes on behind closed doors. Of course we do, it's fucking. Hell Charlie, I assume Mrs. Rich even rolls over on her belly every once and awhile and says "Give it to me, Baby!"

Point is, it's the pretense with many women, the appearance. They're not gonna vote for Joe to take their stuff.
Posted by: Farmer Bob


You know all those twats who vote for higher taxes to help the less fortunate, and then wonder why their rent keeps going up?

Yeah. Same twats that'll vote for Joe. Cause and effect isn't their strong suit.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 12:01 PM (0R8lo)

406 We used to have a tradition of tall tales and "puffery" in this country. Babe the Blue Ox comes to mind. There were other similar stories in different parts of the country. It's fun. Why do we have humorless scolds looking down at everything?

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 12:01 PM (JKNZq)

407 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (HabA/)

Ask them a simple question.

Which Presidential candidate would you trust to babysit your daughter?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

408 -
--
The left hate trump because they are fucking anti american communists, period. Leftist chicks especially hate trump because they think he'll stop them from killing their babies in the womb, period. Its no more complex than that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:59 AM

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This.

Posted by: irright at October 29, 2020 12:02 PM (8rX4S)

409 406 We used to have a tradition of tall tales and "puffery" in this country. Babe the Blue Ox comes to mind. There were other similar stories in different parts of the country. It's fun. Why do we have humorless scolds looking down at everything?
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 29, 2020 12:01 PM (JKNZq)

Hey now Pardner, there ain't no such thing as Tale Tails!

Posted by: Pecos Bill, Lassoing a Twister at October 29, 2020 12:02 PM (NgKpN)

410 303 Sound like minor characters from Game of Thrones



Who died brutally and unexpectedly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 29, 2020 11:45 AM (yQpMk)

Pretty sure existing in GoT's precludes most characters, but especially minor characters, from having an "unexpected" death. "Unexpected survival" however...

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 12:02 PM (Ojki1)

411 That's why they hate him
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 29, 2020 11:55 AM (+BIkH)


Indeed, our last preznit lived entirely in a theoretical world. He's such a braniac, they'd just sit and theorize if/then scenarios.

Not once in their pathetic lives have they actually had to perform, with actual expected results within a given time frame.

Trump didn't get where he was by thinking about it. He's accomplished more in his lifetime already than everybody in the house senate combined (granted, with a few exceptions).

They're not used to that. And it's why I've wanted somebody from the private sector for decades. It's why I voted for Perot TBH. And it's really what our forefathers envisioned. Somebody decides they can help, they get in, do a job for 4, 8, 12 years and then go home and say "that was interesting! What's for dinner?"

The fact somebody like Biden has been in DC for almost half a century, with very little to show for it (other than help author laws lefties would hate if they knew about them) blows my mind. And people think he's going to change things? Dear Heebus.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 12:02 PM (8B6Ng)

412 403 Inside baseball, but it was interesting to me.

Rich Baris made an good comment that one of the flaws of the polling industry is that they don't do apples to apples comparisons. They compare the numbers in their polls to the candidate performance in the last election.

They never compare their polls to the same polls conducted during the previous cycle. So you get results of "Trump really needs to improve performance in the suburbs, because he is down against where his vote share was". But if you go back and look at the polls from the last cycle, he is performing better than he was in the suburbs in the 2016 poll by the same pollster.

Of course, Baris then says in the next breath "and here is how he is doing an Macomb Country, but in 2016 he did..." *face palm*
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 12:00 PM (5p7BC)

==========

That's a good point.

So, how is Trump doing in comparison to polling of the black community in 2016?

I've made a similar comparison for the third party vote, referring back to both the actual vote total and the projected vote total from polling.

Of course Jorgenson is running ahead of how Johnson performed in 2016, but she's actually running pretty far behind where he was polling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 12:02 PM (NWM+b)

413 I see people wondering about Jill Biden - you should watch more film noir, or some things about the ruling Italian families in the renaissance. Families that crave Power and Status are *always* filled with men AND women who will gladly slit the throats of their brothers, sisters, husbands, or wives if they think it will give them a bit of personal advantage. That's who these people *are*, that's who they always have been. And if they will do that to their closest family members, just think of what they'll do to you if you get in their way!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

414 Mrs. Dr. Jill Biden, MD, DDS, PhD wants to keep her lifestyle. She has no other way to hold it together but to prop up the Vegetable.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (sI15f)

415 I would like to meet Trump. If I had him over to the house I'd probably feel self conscious because he has a nicer house-more than one, actually-than I have.

If I could have a "politician" over I think I would like it to be Nigel Farage, whose personality I like and who makes me laugh, and since my BIL is British and he and my SIL live in England, we could talk about England and English writers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (WkPC9)

416 Its no more complex than that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 11:59 AM (9Om/r)

100%
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 12:00 PM (sI15f)

They want all the power over everything in the universe, even life and death.

But they don't want the responsibility of feeding themselves.

They are worse than animals. Like developmentally stunted toddlers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (pnnxs)

417 clutch cargo

Thank your that twitter link. He is great! Heartwarming, even.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (u82oZ)

418 This guy has more common sense and brains that 99.9% of the twatterati.

-
Geez. Talk about damning with faint praise!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)

419 Posted by: Romeo13 at October 29, 2020 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

They'd say "neither" because they believe Trump's a sleazeball too.

Like I said, I don't care. Just vote for Trump, whether you personally like him or not.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (HabA/)

420 Biden/Harris ad that is CRAZYPANTS:





https://tinyurl.com/y5dsdjwq

Posted by: Lizzy

====
That is over the top fear mongering. Oh boy and the stupid ass comments. Very stupid and gullible people thinking they are smart. WOW

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (pw+jk)

421 The Trump website says yes. I found the parking lot, might be space for 400 cars.
Posted by: t-bird


Car pool? Hire a bus? Ride a bike?

I dunno, just spit ballin' here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (ZCiJZ)

422 This is purely anecdotal but I've noticed a trend in new books. I always check the new Audible books. Lately I've noticed a trend in women's romance novels in which the guy is a warrior rather than a soiboi.

--

Bodice rippers, ftw!

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2020 12:04 PM (O+I8R)

423 >>The "Chinglish" looks too good to be true. I would expect highly-placed people in the CCP to have translators who could render their words into good idiomatic English, not "me love you long time".

I've done business in China and I saw and heard it many times. I'm sure for official government stuff they are more formal but B to B stuff was often idiomatically entertaining.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 12:04 PM (ZLI7S)

424 Yeah, those Bidens certainly are selling the family name.

Posted by: Neil Bush at October 29, 2020 12:04 PM (HPKy0)

425
So the 'burb women want to burn it down.

Well there is nothing we can do about that.

They have a vote too. Guess we just don't see eye to eye.


I would like to point out that they all voted for Hillary in 2016, so no net change there.

Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2020 12:04 PM (QReew)

426 If I could have a "politician" over I think I would like it to be Nigel Farage, whose personality I like and who makes me laugh, and since my BIL is British and he and my SIL live in England, we could talk about England and English writers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And you could introduce him to the American custom of going out and looking at the Full Moon in your underwear.....

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 12:05 PM (arJlL)

427 chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland

Very well. Back with the school kids.

Today I mentioned 10,000 hours to mastery to one who complained about music class. He could be a singer - songwriter in the future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 12:05 PM (u82oZ)

428 Biden just wants to tax the rich.

I can't believe people still fall for that line.
The left has been talking that trash for as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Case at October 29, 2020 12:05 PM (CBO5D)

429 >>> I don't know that I would love dinner with the President. He's is from the Bronx, and I just don't get along with that type of in your face New York personality.
~~~~~

He's from Queens.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 29, 2020 12:05 PM (sGotD)

430 I see people wondering about Jill Biden - you should
watch more film noir, or some things about the ruling Italian families
in the renaissance. Families that crave Power and Status are *always*
filled with men AND women who will gladly slit the throats of their
brothers, sisters, husbands, or wives if they think it will give them a
bit of personal advantage. That's who these people *are*, that's who
they always have been. And if they will do that to their closest
family members, just think of what they'll do to you if you get in their
way!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)


Soooo much this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:06 PM (9Om/r)

431 It is a badge of dishonor to speak any foreign barbarian's language too well in pretty much every culture on earth except America.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 12:06 PM (pnnxs)

432 Leftists also hate Trump because they've been told to hate Trump by MSNBC, NYT and CNN. There's been plenty of videos where someone will ask college kids do you support X and they all say yeah that sounds reasonable, and it turns out it's something Trump said.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 12:06 PM (22mNy)

433
Poll trolls are quiet.

Too quiet.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2020 12:06 PM (Er6Pa)

434 Biden/Harris ad that is CRAZYPANTS:


https://tinyurl.com/y5dsdjwq
Posted by: Lizzy

Mom taking her daughter to get an abortion. How heartwarming.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 12:06 PM (17HgP)

435 434 Biden/Harris ad that is CRAZYPANTS:


https://tinyurl.com/y5dsdjwq
Posted by: Lizzy

Mom taking her daughter to get an abortion. How heartwarming.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 12:06 PM (17HgP)

========

For the children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (NWM+b)

436 FenelonSpoke

Could you visit Texas for the MoMeet? I asked Berserker how yours was. He said good, but small.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (u82oZ)

437 422 This is purely anecdotal but I've noticed a trend in new books. I always check the new Audible books. Lately I've noticed a trend in women's romance novels in which the guy is a warrior rather than a soiboi.

--

Bodice rippers, ftw!
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2020 12:04 PM (O+I8R)


Word!

-- Tank Abrams, Romance Novelist

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

438 Poll trolls are quiet.

Too quiet.
Posted by: ... at

Have the drums stopped ?

Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (arJlL)

439 Random observation- none of the coverage I've seen on the events in Philly mentions the race of the officers involved, so one can safely assume that they weren't white.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (LZ7Gl)

440 Another viewpoint to this topic would be:

Democrats either want something from you (your freedom, your rights, your past times, your happiness) or they want to impose something on you (multiple genders, tranny bathrooms, sex changes for 8 year olds, etc)


Trump just wants to protect you from these people and wants you to be happy and proud of America.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (3aLWR)

441 414
Mrs. Dr. Jill Biden, MD, DDS, PhD wants to keep her lifestyle. She has
no other way to hold it together but to prop up the Vegetable.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (sI15f)

Here is the thing about Dr Jill. She has been so front and center in the campaign as a hand holder for mushy Joe. She dresses badly (tries to be too hip and fails) and reminds me of the lady at the school board meetings with an axe to grind. I don't see how her presence on the campaign trail didn't lose votes .

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (jk1kv)

442
Very well. Back with the school kids.

Today I mentioned 10,000 hours to mastery to one who complained about music class. He could be a singer - songwriter in the future.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 12:05 PM (u82oZ)

Great!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 12:08 PM (17HgP)

443 This is great. 400 miles of new wall.

https://tinyurl.com/yxkvuhw6

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 12:08 PM (ZLI7S)

444 Yeah, those Bidens certainly are selling the family name.

Posted by: Neil Bush at October 29, 2020 12:04 PM (HPKy0)




If the Bushes are doing the same kind of deals that the Bidens are, lock them up too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 29, 2020 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

445 I would like to meet Trump. If I had him over to the house I'd probably feel self conscious because he has a nicer house-more than one, actually-than I have.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (WkPC9)


I'd bet my left nut that Trump would put you at ease in a matter of seconds. He'd be complementary of your home, perhaps point to a picture or painting and say "you know, I had a..." and before you know it, it'd be like the guy down the street.

Trump has worked with people from every social strata, and wouldn't have as many people that have worked for him for decades if he didn't get it. People bitch that he got $1M from his dad to get started.

But, $1M won't get you very far buying real estate, even in the 70's in NY. He's worked his ass off, and that's his drug. If you gave Hunter $10M today? It'd be gone in a month on hookers and blow.

If Joe had it? He'd be buying Target gift cards for some Indian guy on the phone who can fix the virus on his computer...

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (8B6Ng)

446 Car pool? Hire a bus? Ride a bike?

I'm willing to walk more than most, so I'm looking at the surroundings.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (UMXod)

447 Trying to convince people who like his policies but not him is like trying to convince people who don't like "Monty Python" that "Monty Python" is funny. "But you have to watch the Dead Parrot Sketch! It's hilarious!" Well, no, not to them it isn't. (Substitute any comedian or funny movie that you like.)

People who don't like Trump's style and tweets now are not going to start liking them. I'm used to them, but I'm not enthralled by his style either.

Author James Lindsay voted for Trump and it was a hold-your-nose sort of thing. He can't stand Trump but he hates wokeness even more. Good for him.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (HabA/)

On Monty Python - I always loved Holy Grail, but originally I was really disappointed by the ending, which is totally anticlimactic and just runs out. (supposedly they really did run out of money) I never thought that ending was funny until I talked my dad into watching it with me once (I was still in college). He didn't like it much, but when I saw how much that ending Pissed Him Off (because he wanted a battle) I suddenly realized how freaking hilarious it was! but hard to take. It was the Pythons saying "hey you really thought this was a serious movie?" and then flipping off the audience and saying "THE END."

of course not everyone is gonna appreciate that level of humor. Certainly not my dad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

448 This is great. 400 miles of new wall.

https://tinyurl.com/yxkvuhw6
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2020 12:08 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm thinking we're putting that wall along the wrong border...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (pnnxs)

449 434
Biden/Harris ad that is CRAZYPANTS:





https://tinyurl.com/y5dsdjwq

Posted by: Lizzy



Mom taking her daughter to get an abortion. How heartwarming.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 12:06 PM (17HgP)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE DAD IS HUNTER!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (jk1kv)

450 Rose Mary was lobotomized in the 1950's. She was a little "off", but was also more than a little promiscuous (AND SO UNLIKE THE BOYS!!!!), and they (the family, and especially Joe Sr., well Joe Sr.) thought that she would do something (like get pregnant out of wedlock) and embarrass the family and screw up Joe, Sr. political plans for Jack and Bobby. Ed was still pretty young.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 29, 2020 12:00 PM (ZCiJZ)


I know I've mentioned it before, but sex was a competitive sport in the Kennedy household, and the one who got most tail in a week was "big man."

Joe tried to get Gloria Swanson to take Jack and Ted's virginities. She said no.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (2JVJo)

451
He defines politics as power. "And, whether you like it or not, young lady," he says, leaning over his desk to shake a finger at me, "us cruddy politicians can take away that First Amendrnent of yours if we want to."


Biden, in the 1974 interview referenced above.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 12:10 PM (pNxlR)

452 422 This is purely anecdotal but I've noticed a trend in new books. I always check the new Audible books. Lately I've noticed a trend in women's romance novels in which the guy is a warrior rather than a soiboi.

--

Bodice rippers, ftw!
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2020 12:04 PM (O+I8R)

I LOVE THOSE!

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 12:10 PM (sI15f)

453 UPS "urgent investigation" nood.

Posted by: Mostly Peaceful Grognard at October 29, 2020 12:10 PM (b3x5S)

454 NOOD Hunter docs

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 12:10 PM (8B6Ng)

455 I'm bored so I counted all the latest ballot and EV returns by party in Florida.

We're behind by 200,000. In 2016 we were behind by 150,000 on Election Day morning. 5 days to go to catch up and overperform our 2016 numbers


SOON

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Melania Trump's Muffinwinkles Slave Toy at October 29, 2020 12:10 PM (8YFRI)

456 447
On Monty Python - I always loved Holy Grail, but originally I was really disappointed by the ending, which is totally anticlimactic and just runs out. (supposedly they really did run out of money) I never thought that ending was funny until I talked my dad into watching it with me once (I was still in college). He didn't like it much, but when I saw how much that ending Pissed Him Off (because he wanted a battle) I suddenly realized how freaking hilarious it was! but hard to take. It was the Pythons saying "hey you really thought this was a serious movie?" and then flipping off the audience and saying "THE END."

of course not everyone is gonna appreciate that level of humor. Certainly not my dad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

Yeah, that's the joke. They wanted a battle but they didn't have the money for it, so they settled on a joke instead. It works.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 12:10 PM (NWM+b)

457 Could you visit Texas for the MoMeet? I asked Berserker how yours was. He said good, but small.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (u82oZ

No; I would have the money or time to do that, but it sounded very nice. We have only had one NJ MoMe-that was two years ago, and it was small but it was quite nice to meet people. I haven't felt up to organizing another one because I don't know how I'm going to feel day to day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 12:10 PM (WkPC9)

458 Hi chique!

It was good to meet you at the MoMe.

Your voice can only be described as mellifluous.

All the better to get close to the barbarians, before you plant the Viking axe between their shoulder blades!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 12:11 PM (tkyK5)

459 https://tinyurl.com/y5dsdjwq


Posted by: Lizzy

====
That is over the top fear
mongering. Oh boy and the stupid ass comments. Very stupid and gullible
people thinking they are smart. WOW


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (pw+jk)


Real rights we have free speech and the right to bear arms the left wants to get rid of. Pretending rights of aborting babies is what the left is all about protecting.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 12:11 PM (yISI5)

460 434 Biden/Harris ad that is CRAZYPANTS:


https://tinyurl.com/y5dsdjwq
Posted by: Lizzy

Mom taking her daughter to get an abortion. How heartwarming.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 12:06 PM (17HgP)

========

For the children.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (NWM+b)

Here is one of the Twitter replies:

It may happen. My mother decades after the fact tell me she had a backstreet abortion in the early 60s. I guess I'm lucky I'm here and that she didn't have her insides destroyed before I was born.



ZERO awareness, self or otherwise.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 12:11 PM (17HgP)

461 393 Biden/Harris ad that is CRAZYPANTS:


https://tinyurl.com/y5dsdjwq
Posted by: Lizzy

That ad reeks of confidence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2020 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)

What world do these people populate?

Posted by: browndog at October 29, 2020 12:11 PM (BgMrQ)

462 Who would be more likely to grope your wife during a picture?

Posted by: FineMan at October 29, 2020 12:11 PM (IAGvD)

463 And you could introduce him to the American custom of going out and looking at the Full Moon in your underwear.....
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 12:05 PM (arJlL)

No, now-JT-I only did that with one special person-you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 12:11 PM (WkPC9)

464 Have the drums stopped ?
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (arJlL)

*fearfully awaits the bass solo*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at October 29, 2020 12:11 PM (xPJvm)

465 So, how is Trump doing in comparison to polling of the black community in 2016?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
-----------
Interesting sub question there. Every cycle there is a surge of Black vote that says they will vote GOP, but then the polling number drops off about a week before the election. They threaten, but come home at the end.

Baris is not seeing that drop off, especially in PA. They look like they really are going to vote for Trump.

PA the black vote is looking to be 18% overall for Trump, and Trump is seeing 24% of the overall vote in Philly proper.

I'll have to go back and see what Baris is getting in Michigan for the black vote.

I guarantee you that these numbers are huge compared to 2016.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 29, 2020 12:12 PM (5p7BC)

466 457-Meant would "not".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 12:12 PM (WkPC9)

467 The wall was at 371 miles last week, no update this week, but they've been getting ten or eleven miles per week recently.

Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2020 12:12 PM (WtXZN)

468 On Monty Python - I always loved Holy Grail, but
originally I was really disappointed by the ending, which is totally
anticlimactic and just runs out. (supposedly they really did run out of
money) I never thought that ending was funny until I talked my dad
into watching it with me once (I was still in college). He didn't
like it much, but when I saw how much that ending Pissed Him Off
(because he wanted a battle) I suddenly realized how freaking hilarious
it was! but hard to take. It was the Pythons saying "hey you really
thought this was a serious movie?" and then flipping off the audience
and saying "THE END."



of course not everyone is gonna appreciate that level of humor. Certainly not my dad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

that was a great movie

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2020 12:12 PM (9Om/r)

469 Trying to convince people who like his policies but not him is like trying to convince people who don't like "Monty Python" that "Monty Python" is funny.

MP isn't funny. Or rather, I'd heard every single joke from it before I saw the movies, so when I finally did nothing worked.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2020 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)

470 chique!

It was good to meet you at the MoMe.

Your voice can only be described as mellifluous.

All the better to get close to the barbarians, before you plant the Viking axe between their shoulder blades!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 29, 2020 12:11 PM (tkyK5)

Hi Pillage Idiot! LOL.

It was great meeting you, and thanks for the warm sweatshirt!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 12:12 PM (17HgP)

471 Thanks for the rant. Yup, for those of us who grew up with Muhammad Ali, and others like him, like Trump-it is not bragging if you can do it. He had the press, and members of his own admin against him, and still has managed more than any prez in my lifetime. They claimed that 17 IC groups agreed with the russian hoax. Which most of us now know was just a bs. So does that not then mean that those 17 were also against him?

Posted by: MikeM at October 29, 2020 12:13 PM (3F0Ql)

472 Yeah, that's the joke. They wanted a battle but they didn't have the money for it, so they settled on a joke instead. It works.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 29, 2020 12:10 PM (NWM+b)

I actually like the ending very much, even when I first saw it as a teenager. Very Python-y.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at October 29, 2020 12:13 PM (xPJvm)

473 Mom taking her daughter to get an abortion. How heartwarming.
========
So a child not being killed is the worst thing they can imagine.




Posted by: simplemind at October 29, 2020 12:13 PM (plA+Z)

474 Have the drums stopped ?
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2020 12:07 PM (arJlL)

Listens intently for bass solo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2020 12:15 PM (aUCcJ)

475 I had a GF in college who was bigly into MP. I had never seen any of the movies and watched Holy Grail and the Meaning of Life with her. I laughed maybe 5 times total for both movies. I got the jokes, I just didn't think they were funny.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 29, 2020 12:16 PM (22mNy)

476 289 236 Okay, I'd love some Horde medical advice. Any other suggestions? *braces self*
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 29, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)
I'm pretty sure this calls for a short walk behind the barn with Doc Weasel.

Posted by: Downcast at October 29, 2020 12:16 PM (c35Ar)

477 473 Mom taking her daughter to get an abortion. How heartwarming.
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So a child not being killed is the worst thing they can imagine.




Posted by: simplemind at October 29, 2020 12:13 PM (plA+Z)

And apparently, birth control is not a thing. Or perhaps the dreaded Trump and ACB will outlaw that too.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at October 29, 2020 12:16 PM (17HgP)

478 of course not everyone is gonna appreciate that level of humor. Certainly not my dad.
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It was on PBS one night years and years ago when I was like 15. My Dad heard my brothers and I laughing and walked in just in time for the Black Knight scene.

He larfed til he cried.

Posted by: simplemind at October 29, 2020 12:16 PM (3LP70)

479 Robert Barnes
@Barnes_Law
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Collins will hold Maine.
Quote Tweet

Political Polls
@PpollingNumbers
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#MESen:
Gideon (D) 46%
Collins (R-inc) 45%
Savage (I) 4%
Linn (I) 1%

2-Way:
Gideon (D) 51%
Collins (R-Inc) 49%

SurveyUSA 10/23-10/27

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 29, 2020 12:16 PM (zXyVF)

480
You know all those twats who vote for higher taxes to help the less fortunate, and then wonder why their rent keeps going up?

Yeah. Same twats that'll vote for Joe. Cause and effect isn't their strong suit.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2020 12:01 PM (0R8lo)

Talked with someone once who said he was voting for a property tax hike because he rented and it wouldn't impact him, but it would hit his landlord and the landlord had it coming.

Posted by: Bete at October 29, 2020 12:16 PM (Ojki1)

481
Mrs. Dr. Jill Biden, MD, DDS, PhD wants to keep her lifestyle. She has no other way to hold it together but to prop up the Vegetable.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (sI15f)


Yeah, no. Sh'e's strictly Ed.D.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

482 Posted by: clutch cargo at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (8B6Ng)

I think that's well said. It has less to do with Trump (who I think I'd quite enjoy talking to) than me feeling like "I need new curtains. The cats shredded one of the sofas"-that kind of thing)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2020 12:18 PM (WkPC9)

483 Yeah, no. Sh'e's strictly Ed.D.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 12:17 PM (pNxlR)



Bob Dole: Bob Dole knows how to fix that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2020 12:20 PM (yISI5)

484 409 . Tall tales in the West Paul Bunyan, Davie Crockett, Pecos Bill, John Henry , Sally Ann Thunder, Mike Fink,Casey Jones.... they are always about super larger than life super heroes. As the Wizard of Oz said, they are 'Good Deed Doers'.
Compare to Ali Baba and Eastern heroes.
If being a Western Chauvinist makes me a Proud Boy, count me in.

Posted by: Neil Bush at October 29, 2020 12:20 PM (HPKy0)

485 I think some of the distaste for Trump is very real here in the Midwest and some is feigned. "Being nice" is valued. We go for boring pols here, like Scott Walker. Evers is able to disguise his commie beliefs because he has a mild manner and looks like a twerp. I don't think Cuomo's manner would be generally appreciated here either. The one person i know who really loves Trump - she's been to every rally he's had in this area - was NYPD for 25 years before she retired and came back here to take care of her mom. Personality-wise, she's really a transplanted New Yawker and seems out of place in her semi-rural town, although that's where she grew up.

But I think some of it is feigned among professional types who are Trump voters. They like his policies but feel the need to distance themselves from rowdy blue collars.

Like I said, who cares? Just vote for him!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 12:21 PM (HabA/)

486 Speaking of larger than life, Ron Jeremy in jail for multiple rapes.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 29, 2020 12:23 PM (5pHY1)

487 Interesting sub question there. Every cycle there is a surge of Black vote that says they will vote GOP, but then the polling number drops off about a week before the election. They threaten, but come home at the end."

If Trump has a 40 percent or so approval rating with blacks and gets half that the Dems will still be toast.

Ironically, I think his style appeals much more to blacks than it does to middle class whites worried about "civility."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 12:26 PM (HabA/)

488 Just an observation this morning: How cold and callous does Dr. Jill Biden have to be to hold her husband up and continue to campaign him even as his Sundowning and Dementia continues to manifest itself?

The symptoms are so blatant it's not like she could miss them or she doesn't know exactly what's happening.

Posted by: MrObvious


Has anyone thought that maybe it's payback for the abuse that piece of shit has done to her?

Posted by: Justsayin' at October 29, 2020 12:30 PM (Fs5vw)

489 213 New book:
Raw Veganism
By: Carlo Alvaro
Because regular veganism wasn't bad enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Because there's no gas or electric or firewood left in California

Posted by: Downcast at October 29, 2020 12:30 PM (c35Ar)

490 447 Trying to convince people who like his policies but not him is like trying to convince people who don't like "Monty Python" that "Monty Python" is funny. "But you have to watch the Dead Parrot Sketch! It's hilarious!" Well, no, not to them it isn't. (Substitute any comedian or funny movie that you like.)

People who don't like Trump's style and tweets now are not going to start liking them. I'm used to them, but I'm not enthralled by his style either.

Author James Lindsay voted for Trump and it was a hold-your-nose sort of thing. He can't stand Trump but he hates wokeness even more. Good for him.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 29, 2020 11:57 AM (HabA/)

On Monty Python - I always loved Holy Grail, but originally I was really disappointed by the ending, which is totally anticlimactic and just runs out. (supposedly they really did run out of money) I never thought that ending was funny until I talked my dad into watching it with me once (I was still in college). He didn't like it much, but when I saw how much that ending Pissed Him Off (because he wanted a battle) I suddenly realized how freaking hilarious it was! but hard to take. It was the Pythons saying "hey you really thought this was a serious movie?" and then flipping off the audience and saying "THE END."

of course not everyone is gonna appreciate that level of humor. Certainly not my dad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2020 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)

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When it became obvious that they were running out of cash to finish the film (& they were also having a torrid time filming because of weather delays and personal disagreement ls) they agreed they would finish with a literal cop out.

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham at October 29, 2020 12:31 PM (oaWXk)

491 Jake Taffer talks about his interview with President Trump:

https://tinyurl.com/y64gzpt6

Well worth the read.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 12:31 PM (WEBkv)

492 38 I do mind the "steak well done" however.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at October 29, 2020 11:07 AM (WEBkv)

Agreed. A well-done steak is too firm and tight for the ketchup to penetrate it properly.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 29, 2020 12:41 PM (H3MF8)

493 Mrs. Dr. Jill Biden, MD, DDS, PhD wants to keep her lifestyle. She has no other way to hold it together but to prop up the Vegetable.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 12:03 PM (sI15f)

Yeah, no. Sh'e's strictly Ed.D.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2020 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

I know. I thought the sarc was obvious.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 29, 2020 12:44 PM (sI15f)

494 One thing he [President Trump] doesn't do is lie. And unlike his predecessor, whose lies were carefully covered up by a compliant and fawning media, president Trump's every utterance is fact-checked and pored over and deconstructed and parsed for the slightest flaws.

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This is one of my main points when fighting with the Marxist Socialist Bastards when they start trashing The President. He speaks exactly like a normal person, some exaggeration, a little imprecise with the facts, but generally and often precisely he tells a coherent narrative that everyone understands.

Well, unless they are willfully misunderstanding his words which is what the rotten media has done every day of his presidency and the ran around shrieking.

He is an honest man when and where it matters. And if you can't handle that truth go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Anti Marx - Pro Lennon at October 29, 2020 02:35 PM (ESLBo)

495 Willowed and all, but gotta be said...

"Who would be more fun?"

0bama would be more fun. At least if his SS weren't about. And depending on how long until someone missed him and her, and whether that was long enough for the grass to grow back.

Posted by: GWB at October 29, 2020 07:38 PM (lclUd)

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