Leftwing Imbeciles Mock Trump For Saying Coyotes Bring Illegal Aliens Across the Border;
They Believe He Meant Literal Four-Legged Coyotes

leftistideaofacoyote


This is amazing.

Leftism is a soporific religion for the borderline mentally handicapped.


This is the first borderline learning-disabled specimen I saw who thought that literal coyotes were bringing people across the border:

That was so over-the-top I thought it might be a parody account.

But it's not.

It's very real.

And it's worse than real: This is an actual Democrat office-holder.

Leftists were out in force to show everyone how very, very stupid they are:

Noted black-eyed L'il Furhrer David Hogg doesn't think that coyotes are actual coyotes -- but he gets it completely wrong.



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Posted by: Ace at 01:02 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

2 LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2020 01:03 PM (Zmnko)

3 easy to understand why the same people thought Trump said to drink bleach.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 23, 2020 01:03 PM (JKNZq)

4

It really is crazy how many thought that

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2020 01:03 PM (sfhL4)

5 So, I just saw on youtube, not only is Sudan normalizing relations with us, they're on the Israel peace-wagon.

Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2020 01:03 PM (kOpft)

6 The stupid! It burns!

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 23, 2020 01:03 PM (hBgtM)

7 Allow me to introduce myself

Posted by: Wile-E-Coyote, Soooper Geenius at October 23, 2020 01:03 PM (PiwSw)

8 coy - o - te

noun: coyote; plural noun: coyotes; plural noun: coyote

informal -- North American a person who smuggles Latin Americans across the US border, typically for a high fee.
"at the bus station, there were coyotes offering to drive us to Los Angeles"

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (3aI0K)

9 The Coyote Express pic is pretty good. Andale!

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (DMQdU)

10 Trump was too into it. TMI. Needs to be more superficial with the knowledge.
Sad!

Posted by: Whoopie Ti Yay at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (efMXe)

11 Could be worse Dingos would eat the Mexican babies...

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (HwiWi)

12 But they think they're smarter than us.

Posted by: Gibson Girl at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (zsUWe)

13 I could see not knowing this. But you think they'd ask themselves: is there something I don't know?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (H5knJ)

14 One of this idiots is also a Congresscritter

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (3aI0K)

15 omg. too bad natural selection takes so damn long.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (W2Pud)

16 Wiley move.

Posted by: Fortcoins at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (Nw9N9)

17 Wait til they find out coyotes use mules to move drugs

Posted by: abbynormal at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM (I849g)

18 You mean someone whose name is "Dar'shun" said something stupid?

Posted by: CrustyB at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM (qXzGC)

19 WTF is a Dar'Shun?

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM (HwiWi)

20 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump has just announced that at least five additional countries want to join in a peace deal with Israel, and says Saudi Arabia is one of them. Says there will be a big signing event at the Whitehouse.
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Anyone remember SNL allowing Trump to host before the 2016 election and the first skit was about how awesome everything would be, including peace in the Middle East? Is that skit still available?

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM (/ZYFC)

21 Actually, illegal aliens are bringing coyote omelettes.
Don't step in one.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

22 A year of college hasn't helped David Hogg

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (3aI0K)

23 one of the many replies to Camera Hogg

GOPPouncer @Mellecon
Replying to @davidhogg111


You are living proof that the media can make "heroes" out of dumbasses

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (sfhL4)

24 >>>13 I could see not knowing this. But you think they'd ask themselves: is there something I don't know?


a Leftwing Millennial Twitter Addict asking xerself if she could possibly not know something?!

Now who's being naive, Kate.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

25 The coyote ate my baby!

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

26 19 WTF is a Dar'Shun?
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM (HwiWi)

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$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

27 It's even better.

Dar'shun Kendrick
@DarshunKendrick
Minimum wage is left up to the states? How does that even work?! #FinalDebate
7:02 PM · Oct 22, 2020·Twitter Web App

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (sTnpX)

28 Still can't meme. They really do suck at this, as like everything else they touch.

Posted by: Ed Teach, Maritime Reclamation Specialist at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (6VKyY)

29 She is also a Corporate Lawyer & Financial Advisor ! take that in for a moment

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (mUa08)

30 Sara Miller
@Millerita


If you think a coyote bringing children across the border resembles a Warner Bros cartoon, please don't reproduce or vote.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (sfhL4)

31 24 >>>13 I could see not knowing this. But you think they'd ask themselves: is there something I don't know?


a Leftwing Millennial Twitter Addict asking xerself if she could possibly not know something?!

Now who's being naive, Kate.
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

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"I'm super into this important issue and I don't know basic terminology. That's the patriarchy's fault."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

32 This explains a lot though. No wonder they think illegals are just nice families.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (ySQBZ)

33 A hog went to Harvard.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (Eicbe)

34


SOOOPER GEE-NEE-US!!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)

35 Next they'll tell me that storks don't really deliver babies.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (AiZBA)

36 brain warping result of progressive ism on full display.

Posted by: projection on steroids at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (V9NdA)

37 If there is a saving grace to Twitter, this is it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (KnJdm)

38 "cry in the derp"

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (j9HX3)

39 I'm dying over the coyote pics.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

40 Well, there is a Federal minimum wage too. But they usually don't get any takers if it's lower than the state minimum wage.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (JKNZq)

41 No need to carry them when you go with us!

Posted by: Acme Catapult Co. at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (kVjCi)

42 33 A hog went to Harvard.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (Eicbe)



"PFFT."

- - Sen. Arnold Ziffle (D)-Crabwell Corners

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (s2VJv)

43 This is why I have a no ivy league rule in hiring. Not only are they underperformers, they think they are superior.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (kA3Cp)

44 What is going on down in Georgia? Did the devil go down there and make everybody dumber?

That's where Hank "islands can tip over" Whatsisname is from right?

Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:08 PM (oGBso)

45 It is insulting when "our betters" are really this stupid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2020 01:08 PM (3H9h1)

46 WTF is a Dar'Shun?
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM (HwiWi)
.......

Esperanto for "not enough oxygen at birth".

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2020 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

47

Kayla Mckenzie @KaylaMc14993830

Found a picture of the US navy seals.

https://tinyurl.com/yyr56uq9


bwahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2020 01:08 PM (sfhL4)

48 No amusing.

/looks at his ACME catalog

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, SuperGenius at October 23, 2020 01:08 PM (NgKpN)

49 44 What is going on down in Georgia? Did the devil go down there and make everybody dumber?

That's where Hank "islands can tip over" Whatsisname is from right?

Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:08 PM (oGBso)


Cynthia McKinney, too.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 23, 2020 01:08 PM (PiwSw)

50 When the Left tries to meme, they meme themselves in the foot. Every time.

Posted by: zombie at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (HEEq1)

51 For a political cult that supposed to be such worldly travelers, it's amazing how utterly ignorant they are of basic bitch terms.

I mean, that word has been used concerning illegals coming across the border for the last five decades at least.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (PBp5E)

52

another funneh

https://twitter.com/R_M_Huffman/status/
1319603527405154306

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (nUhF0)

53 29
She is also a Corporate Lawyer Financial Advisor ! take that in for a moment

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 23, 2020 01:06 PM (mUa0

AA hire, then when the partners realized what they got, she was very likely minimized to the point that she decided to fail upward into government.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (KnJdm)

54 U.S. Marshals are involved in this fight now. Not Eff Bee Eye and other routine swampy law enforcement entities.

Hopefully we get one of them making a public statement over the next day or so, about what a coyote is, and how the assholes who think this is a game are complicit in child trafficking.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (hku12)

55 Complete dumbasses.

It never ceases to amaze me how many idiots we have walking amongst us.

Posted by: Dansgirls at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (V25ON)

56
Wholley Kau!

It's not like that is a new term.

"coyote" meaning a human trafficker at the southern border has been around for decades.

The Left knows nothing at all of the world beyond their double soy lattes and watching "Cuties" for jollies.


Can we take over Greenland now and pack all of the Leftists into the newly created-

People's Republic of Retardia?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (EERbD)

57 WTF is a Dar'Shun?
Posted by: steevy


muslim prayer?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (Njtx4)

58 >>>28 Still can't meme. They really do suck at this, as like everything else they touch.

huh, you think the pictures are the left trying ot meme on Trump?

I thought they were from the right dunking on the left... I didn't even consider your possibility. A friend sent them, so I assumed he was gettibg them from other righties.

but i'll ask him.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (PbpT7)

59 It feels like they're desperately trying to make this into another "Binders full of women" moment.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (sTnpX)

60 These are the ####s and assholes who wish to govern us.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (m/Gc2)

61 It never ceases to amaze me how many idiots we have walking amongst us.

Posted by: Dansgirls at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (V25ON)
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Authoritative idiots.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:10 PM (Eicbe)

62 May the dingos eat the Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:10 PM (5tkqb)

63 Damn I already used my baby-stealing dingo joke in the morning thread.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 23, 2020 01:10 PM (CQ3Qb)

64 19 WTF is a Dar'Shun?
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM (HwiWi)

Rule of thumb - if someone's name triggers a spellcheck, they're an leftie idiot.

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2020 01:10 PM (Izzlo)

65 TJM - Just want to give you a heads up. I saw some numbers today and Gary Johnson votes are not going to Trump. They are moving about 2:1 toward Biden.

It doesn't change the outcome of the election, but the LP -> Trump theory isn't supported by the data.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:08 PM (5p7BC)

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Was that based on the poll with about 350 respondents?

Cause I saw that and don't believe it based on the sample size.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

66
This theme would make a very good ad for Trump.

This shows that who the Biden voters are listening too are dumb as rocks.

This is mind blowing and it should turn on a few lightbulbs in the dimmed cult of anti-Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2020 01:10 PM (sfhL4)

67 Ah yes, the abandoned kids that MS-13 et al had bought or kidnapped from the actual parents and were using for cover to get the lighter scrutiny at the border until Trump made DHS put a stop to that BS. I still want DNA tests and automatic kidnapping, child exploitation charges if the adult doesn't match the minor.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 23, 2020 01:10 PM (Aashi)

68 Omg, where did those p'shops come from? LOL These are people whose stupidity is so remarkable it's actually hard to label. It literally doesn't fall within the parameters of normal stupidity. These idiots really think they "got" Trump. I'm thinking their moms have to tell them every morning to take their undies off their heads and put them on with their legs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2020 01:10 PM (O+I8R)

69 The coyote thing is Gorilla Channel level nonsense though. You'd have to be really weird or almost vegetable dumb to not immediately sense something is amiss.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 23, 2020 01:10 PM (H5knJ)

70 Lefties are authorities on everything, whether they know that subject or not.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (Eicbe)

71 Again I would not piss on a dumbass left winger if they were on fire.

Also Israel and Sudan announce full ties.

3 down a few more to go.

PDT WINNING

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (tsZQ+)

72 Willowed, but it is a point that keeps coming up. I don't think it is useful for us to be wishcasting...

446 Trump only lost it by 2% last time. A move from LP to him covers most of that gap.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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TJM - Just want to give you a heads up. I saw some numbers today and Gary Johnson votes are not going to Trump. They are moving about 2:1 toward Biden.

It doesn't change the outcome of the election, but the LP -> Trump theory isn't supported by the data.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (5p7BC)

73 Dammit, Anna!
I was going to say, "The coyote ate my baby!"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (ufFY8)

74

BREAKING:

SUDAN OFFICALLY RECOGNIZES ISRAEL.

@ PJ MEDIA


Someone tell the Brother Fucker!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (s2VJv)

75 Coyotes - scrawny wolves or big foxes? Discuss.

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (Izzlo)

76 None of these idiots have apparently traveled and spent time west of the Mississippi River.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (ch6++)

77 What is going on down in Georgia? Did the devil go down there and make everybody dumber?

***************

It's the humidity. It does things.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Having a Chocolate Malt With Two Scoops at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (8YFRI)

78 huh, you think the pictures are the left trying ot meme on Trump?

I thought they were from the right dunking on the left... I didn't even consider your possibility. A friend sent them, so I assumed he was gettibg them from other righties.

but i'll ask him.
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (PbpT7)


Twitchy has the thread on this, and also the thread on Hogg (farther down).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (sfhL4)

79 The Jem'Hadar visit Z'ha'dum

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (63Dwl)

80 Dar'shun?
I think someone needs to do a chromosome count on Dar'shun.

Dar'shun's momma that the daddy could have been either Darius or Dayshund but she wasn't really sure which..


Posted by: Archer at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (gmo/4)

81 >WTF is a Dar'Shun?
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM (HwiWi)
.......

it sounds better than Shenaynay

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (iTXRQ)

82 Dar'Shun?

Dar'Wolf?

There wolf.

Simply does not work

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (5tkqb)

83 Coyote = canis latrans

Yeah...that doesn't surprise me. Hence the lefty fascination.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (axyOa)

84 Dar'shun (shirley) interned for her, so it's like spocks brain but less subtle,

Posted by: bolivar de gris at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (hMlTh)

85 74

BREAKING:

SUDAN OFFICALLY RECOGNIZES ISRAEL.

@ PJ MEDIA


Someone tell the Brother Fucker!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (s2VJv)

What?

Posted by: Hallie Biden at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (Izzlo)

86 58
>>>28 Still can't meme. They really do suck at this, as like everything else they touch.



huh, you think the pictures are the left trying ot meme on Trump?



I thought they were from the right dunking on the left... I didn't
even consider your possibility. A friend sent them, so I assumed he was
gettibg them from other righties.



but i'll ask him.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 23, 2020 01:09 PM (PbpT7)

I think he was speaking generally about the left. I think Mark Dice was early with the kid-riding coyote. Don't know if he made it though.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (KnJdm)

87 Not coyotes -- chickens!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (an7Mv)

88 my friend, who sent the coyote pics, thought "almost certainly" the memes were made by the right to make fun of the left.

But now that i've asked him if they might have been the left making fun of the right, he's not completely sure. I think that possibility never occurred to him, either.

I think they're funny, so I think the right made them. The left, as they say, cannot meme.

Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (PbpT7)

89 Funny part? These are the people who believe they are so much smarter than you. They want to run your lives because they are so much superior. They want to write the government rules for your lives, and force them down your throat because you're too dumb to live free. They want to force your kids into their superior education system. They want you to take their opinion as above all others, because they are super smart people (tm). They want to infect your state with their fellow super smart voters, because they need to bring you out of the dark ages, Neanderthals.

So take that plebes from flyover country.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (VpIIl)

90 *Beep Beep*

Posted by: The Roadrunner at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (kOpft)

91 Is this the pet thread?

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

92 Just got done early voting for President Donald J. Trump.

Damn it felt good.

I voted for Donnie in 2016 as the lesser of two evils, shaking my head.

Not in 2020. Let's win this thing.

Posted by: WisRich at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (G0vdT)

93 Sigh.
I just caught up with the comments.
Horde Mind.

Sigh

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (ufFY8)

94 I usually don't post something twice, but thought this was strange enough to do so:

Senate is in rare closed legislative session as part of the process to vote for ACB.

This has only been done 57 times since 1929, and not since 2010.

Why?

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (4pK1/)

95 85
What?
Posted by: Hallie Biden at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (Izzlo)


Not you. The other Brother Fucker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (s2VJv)

96 it sounds better than Shenaynay
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (iTXRQ)

*stink eye*

Posted by: Lemonjello at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (PiwSw)

97 Again I would not piss on a dumbass left winger if they were on fire.

Use an ice pick. We need your urine for washing their clothes.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (ELgVT)

98 Someone tell the Brother Fucker

Omar? She's from Somalia

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (Zmnko)

99 That's Dr. Peter Henderson

Posted by: 2 fingers at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (R3uW8)

100 Borderline mentally retarded? These people crossed that border long ago.

Posted by: cornbred at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (A751K)

101 98 Someone tell the Brother Fucker

Omar? She's from Somalia
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (Zmnko)


Close enough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (s2VJv)

102 There are coyotes in my neighborhood. I'd better start checking them for illegals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (ptqGC)

103 What is going on down in Georgia? Did the devil go down there and make everybody dumber?



Not everyone in Georgia is stupid.
After all, the devil lost his golden fiddle to a hillbilly.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (Njtx4)

104 Coyote isn't even an obscure term for a human smuggler, it's been an accepted term for years.

We are up against some seriously stupid people.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)

105 It's pathetic that a little waste of time like the Haaaavad undergrad gets any notice at all. Yet, here I am commenting. As has been noted: What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (LGXGf)

106 Dr. Peter

Is this actually Biden's other name on line?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (Zmnko)

107 Senate is in rare closed legislative session as part of the process to vote for ACB.

This has only been done 57 times since 1929, and not since 2010.

Why?
Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (4pK1/)
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Perhaps it keeps out the LARPers in the Handmaid costumes.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (Eicbe)

108 >>> 8 Still can't meme. They really do suck at this, as like everything else they touch.

huh, you think the pictures are the left trying ot meme on Trump?

========

That's kind of what I thought about the pics at first. But then I thought, well, it seems to work both ways.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (hBgtM)

109 I just finished reading the 4 debate threads to catch what i missed.

The horde is funny, sharp, and quick.

AoSHQ is my happy place. Thanks!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (DLzZd)

110 Its proof that they are almost completely isolated from anything that challenges the narrative. Any facts that are different from their carefully crafted fantasy are simply shut out. The sources that they use avoid any of this to coddle and feed them red meat, and the sources that have this they consider stupid, conspiratorial, right wing trash.

The Bubble isn't even an adequate description, you can see out of a bubble. Its like living in a vault buried underground. They're in Safe Rooms in their mansions

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (KZzsI)

111 it sounds better than Shenaynay

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 23, 2020 01:12 PM (iTXRQ)
-----------------------------------

Sha Na Na?

or

Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na
Hey Hey Hey
Goodbye...

Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (oGBso)

112 Palestinian official: Sudan normalization deal is new 'stab in the back'
Sudan will be the third Arab nation to normalize ties with Israel.

LOL

You'd think the palis would be used to that by now? LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (tsZQ+)

113 From Wikipedia, with about 30 seconds of effort:

Colloquially, a coyote (this usage originating from the Mexican Spanish) is a person paid by migrants to illegally guide or assist them (migrant smuggling) across the US-Mexico border. US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) define smuggling as "importation of people into the United States involving deliberate evasion of immigration laws.This offense includes bringing human beings into the country, as well as the unlawful transportation and harboring of immigrants already in the United States

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Intrepid commentor and viewer at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (vcOmj)

114 Dar'shun.

The logical conclusion of discouraging normal people with common sense from running for office at any level by making campaigns nothing but Dirt Digging, Routine Social Media Checks and Personal Destruction Missions by leftists.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (Oka5v)

115 Peter Handlemine?

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (Eicbe)

116 I literally sat reading twitter last night with my mouth hanging open. I was stunned.

Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (cF8AT)

117 In some ways this sums up our entire political nightmare. Maybe some of them know what a coyote is and for sure a lot of them don't. But in the end, their party is a cult. They will go along with the others because that is what they do.

They use history as a weapon that only matters if it is based on political gain. So why not flat out deny reality and deny common terms if it means you are sticking with the cult?
I don't think this will help them with Hispanics though. This should play wide and far. It will show how clueless they are and how divorced they are from the realities of the Border.

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (OqDgx)

118 None of these idiots have apparently traveled and spent time west of the Mississippi River.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (ch6++)


Fine, I hope they don't.

And then if we can trebuchet all the Californicans over to THAT side of the river.....

Posted by: BurtTC at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (hku12)

119 Ed Whelan
@EdWhelanEPPC
After this fails, Senate Democrats will threaten to hold their breaths until they get their way.
Quote Tweet

Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT · 10m
Whoa...Schumer just forced the Senate into a rare closed door session. No cameras. No press. Doors being locked as I type. A last ditch effort to convince Republicans to not send the Senate into this death spiral of power politics.

Long shot to succeed, but why not?Stay tuned.
10:10 AM · Oct 23, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (FBrfY)

120 Do they know about Chihuahuas?

Posted by: jsg at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (cPazt)

121 112 Palestinian official: Sudan normalization deal is new 'stab in the back'
Sudan will be the third Arab nation to normalize ties with Israel.

LOL

You'd think the palis would be used to that by now? LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (tsZQ+)


I am waiting for the Saudis to announce some time middle next week.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)

122 Dammit, Anna!
I was going to say, "The coyote ate my baby!"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 23, 2020 01:11 PM (ufFY
........

#25 and proud of it.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (v0R5T)

123 I'm surprised they didn't immediately scrub all references of that meaning to make Trump wrong...

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (HwiWi)

124 I weep for our society. I really do. This woman made it through law school and is an elected official. David Hogg is at Harvard, which in the olden days meant one had some level of intelligence.

And what's more, these people think nothing of putting their ignorance on display for everyone to admire.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (/669Q)

125 Here, it's a rush to be first.

On Twitter, it's a rush to be seen with the in crowd.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (3aLWR)

126 Could be worse Dingos would eat the Mexican babies...
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (HwiWi)

I wonder if anyone has tried breeding a cross between a coyote and a dingo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (32Nj/)

127 Sha Na Na?

or

Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na
Hey Hey Hey
Goodbye...



Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM



Hey, we covered this in the Morning thread.
By Steam, 1969.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (axyOa)

128 You laugh. But we interview people from some of these Ivy League schools who can't even string a few cogent sentences together. I am like, "pass". HR is like, "but, but Harvard". I'm like- "what's your point? I need someone to work and think, not breath through their mouths all day."

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (VpIIl)

129 99
That's Dr. Peter Henderson

Posted by: 2 fingers at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (R3uW

lol
Sleeper threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (KnJdm)

130 Dr. Peter

Is this actually Biden's other name on line?
Posted by: It's me donna


Yes. Dr. Peter Puller

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (Njtx4)

131 @DarshunKendrick
Corporate Attorney & Investment Advisor. GA State Representative- Chief Deputy Whip of @gahousedems

"Corporate attorney".

I'd hate to be the paralegal that has to clean up her work product.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (Gsc6A)

132 Still can't meme. They really do suck at this, as like everything else they touch.

I get a lot of stuff from IZISmile to post on facebook etc, fun stuff for people to chuckle at. Mostly memes and silly pictures, cute cats etc.

Lately they've been skewing younger with the memes, and... they suck. They're lousy at it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

133 119 Ed Whelan
@EdWhelanEPPC
After this fails, Senate Democrats will threaten to hold their breaths until they get their way.
Quote Tweet

Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT 10m
Whoa...Schumer just forced the Senate into a rare closed door session. No cameras. No press. Doors being locked as I type. A last ditch effort to convince Republicans to not send the Senate into this death spiral of power politics.

Long shot to succeed, but why not?Stay tuned.
10:10 AM Oct 23, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (FBrfY)

===========

I seriously doubt it will work.

Probably, "Look at the polls! We're gonna own you next year and we'll totally just pack the courts if you do this!"

"You'll do it anyway."

"Well, yeah..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

134 These same people would derisively explain immigration to you for twenty minutes.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (Zd8/o)

135 112 Palestinian official: Sudan normalization deal is new 'stab in the back'
Sudan will be the third Arab nation to normalize ties with Israel.

LOL

You'd think the palis would be used to that by now? LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (tsZQ+)

You mean the Jordanian Exiles?

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, SuperGenius at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

136
If only Trump had pronounced it "ki-yo-teh', (and rolled the r's as he said it) all the sooper jeeniouses of bilingulaity would have caught on muy fasto!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (pNxlR)

137
Long shot to succeed, but why not?Stay tuned.

Hope they don't get any of those wavering Republicans

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (Zmnko)

138 Sha'dynasty

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (Izzlo)

139 Next thing you'll tell me, a Lemon Party has nothing to do with Don Lemon!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (3aLWR)

140 The coyote took my brain-y.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (puu6v)

141 Got to get in early folks, I had a dingos eating babies reference ar comment 11. Be better.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (HwiWi)

142 Coyote isn't even an obscure term for a human smuggler, it's been an accepted term for years.

We are up against some seriously stupid people.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)

These are the same people who, a week ago, declared "sexual preference" to be hate speech. Reason and decades of president don't enter into any of this.

But, yeah, they are seriously stupid.

Posted by: Damiano at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (YDPU/)

143 NGU, what are you doing here? Don't you have a wedding rehearsal to attend or something?

Have fun at your daughter's wedding. I'm sure it will be beautiful. It's okay to cry. Pro-tip: wear waterproof mascara.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (/669Q)

144 119 Ed Whelan
@EdWhelanEPPC
After this fails, Senate Democrats will threaten to hold their breaths until they get their way.
Quote Tweet

Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT 10m
Whoa...Schumer just forced the Senate into a rare closed door session. No cameras. No press. Doors being locked as I type. A last ditch effort to convince Republicans to not send the Senate into this death spiral of power politics.

Long shot to succeed, but why not?Stay tuned.
10:10 AM Oct 23, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (FBrfY)


Yeah, I get the trepidation but Mitch is not ever going to allow this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (s2VJv)

145 Stupid + lacking sense of humor = leftist

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (6psdy)

146 Oh and Dar'shun Dar'doubled down...

@DarshunKendrick

#MorningMotivation: My gift to the world is to show folks priorities. A whole mess of conservatives got upset over a coyote yesterday more than they did children in cages. When folks show you who they are....believe them. Happy Friday folks! 11 more days!

Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (cF8AT)

147 DarshunKendrick
Corporate Attorney & Investment Advisor

-

Investment.
Advisor.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (Zd8/o)

148 Dar'shun done got dragged on Twitter.


She's our next Tank Abrams, no doubt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

149 Time for the Left's response when shown how wrong they are.

Me; Coyotes are not actual Coyotes or parents of immigrant children. This is the well known name given to Human smugglers.

The Left : well yeah, but still....

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (2DOZq)

150 COYOTES EQUIPPED WITH ACME GIANT STEEL BALLS.

It's not just that they are juvenile arsonists. They're actively, willfully stupid, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (XrCyE)

151 Coyote isn't even an obscure term for a human smuggler, it's been an accepted term for years.



We are up against some seriously stupid people.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)

yeah, it has been used for ages, many many decades. You don't see Hispanics commenting on this right? This is white lefty privilege to not know what the term means. And how can someone pretend to know what cartels means and not coyotes. I doubt she knows what cartels means as well.

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (OqDgx)

152 huh, you think the pictures are the left trying ot meme on Trump?

Can't be from the Left. The People's Committee For Art would have commissioned it with a little Asian girl and black transgender riding, too.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (CTJwJ)

153 we are living among very stupid people

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (CqHIp)

154 Senate resumed session.

Don't know what the heck this was about.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (4pK1/)

155 Was that based on the poll with about 350 respondents?

Cause I saw that and don't believe it based on the sample size.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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No, different poll in Arizona, about 2000+ sample. But to be fair, whenever you are talking about measuring LP vote, it is going to be a small sample.

I'm not saying you are wrong, just saying there is conflicting data on this point.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (5p7BC)

156 Schumer just forced the Senate into a rare closed door session. No cameras. No press. Doors being locked as I type. A last ditch effort to convince Republicans to not send the Senate into this death spiral of power politics.

What they should have done with the hearings; there's no reason to let the Democrats turn them into a circus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

157 Here's where I'm at on this. If you don't live in a border state or a state with a heavy Mexican or other Latin American influx through illegal migration, you may not know what a "coyote" is. That's okay.

But if you're a freaking policymaker or a legislator or a pundit, you absolutely *should* know what it is. And if you don't, you damned well better look it the hell up before mouthing off.

That these people don't know and, even more importantly, couldn't be bothered to look it up is very telling as to the condition of those who would arrogate unto themselves the power to rule us.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (hYcqw)

158 124 I weep for our society. I really do. This woman made it through law school and is an elected official. David Hogg is at Harvard, which in the olden days meant one had some level of intelligence.

And what's more, these people think nothing of putting their ignorance on display for everyone to admire.

Posted by: bluebell


what annoys me is that those idiots took the place of kids who really REALLY worked hard and were more deserving of admittance.

but then again, Haaaaavad isn't anywhere I would want my kids to go....

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (W2Pud)

159 Maybe a Dingo ate your baby!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (3aLWR)

160 Georgia Dems. The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (ptqGC)

161 D'shauna is blaming you for her ignorance.

Posted by: Undercover Brother is the third monkey at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (Zd8/o)

162 I have to say, I never thought of myself as part of some elite club that knew that there was the term "coyote" out there.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (Eicbe)

163 Thank goodness he didn't reference the "drug mules" or "smuggling drugs up your ass".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (YA914)

164 What a bunch of MAROONS.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (MkuC5)

165 Per Larry Schweikart: Hillsborough county in FL just flipped red by 1300 votes in person EV.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (ppMjB)

166 You laugh now, but one day one of those coyotes will bring a pair of twin brothers across the border and one of those brothers will found a new city that'll end up ruling the entire Mediterranean.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (dYe5S)

167 Senate is in rare closed legislative session as part of the process to vote for ACB.

This has only been done 57 times since 1929, and not since 2010.


Why? Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM (4pK1/)>>>
My two cents worth: Since the dems on the Judicial Committee have already made complete asses of themselves, it's a pre-emptive maneuver on McConnell's part to keep the Code Pink wackos from turning the rest of the process into yet another leftist shit-show.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (LGXGf)

168 didn't that dumbass Sheila Jackson Lee say something really stupid about astronauts being able to see the flag on Mars or something?


help me out here, horde

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (iTXRQ)

169 Has Greta von Thule commented on the coyote conundrum yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (5tkqb)

170 All I'm going to say is, thank God it was a coyote and not a dingo.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (RpsTl)

171 and, with all the coyotes running around, there hasn't been a single meep meep?

it's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (W2Pud)

172
"Corporate attorney".

I'd hate to be the paralegal that has to clean up her work product.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


It's clear that she throws around 'postrophes like they were lawn darts and she's taken a few to her head for all her troubles.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (pNxlR)

173 163 Thank goodness he didn't reference the "drug mules" or "smuggling drugs up your ass".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (YA914)



That might either attract or anger the Homos.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (s2VJv)

174 Do they know wild cougars are attacking young men out there too?

Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (ODXbc)

175 Maybe a Dingo ate your baby!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (3aLWR)
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Don't be stupid! Boats don't eat!

Posted by: Bor'shun Kendrick at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (Eicbe)

176 Peter Henderson
Pierre Delecto

Why do all these dicks call themselves Peter?

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (b/7+o)

177 What if a pair of coyotes were pulling a travois-style contraption between them? They could grip them by the husks.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (an7Mv)

178 @DarshunKendrick

#MorningMotivation: My gift to the world is to show folks priorities. A whole mess of conservatives got upset over a coyote yesterday more than they did children in cages. When folks show you who they are....believe them. Happy Friday folks! 11 more days!
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (cF8AT)
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I hope someone let her know that those "kids in cages" pictures were from the Obama administration. And also that she showed us exactly who she is, and we believe her.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (/669Q)

179 Thankfully, I'm seeing Democrats for Trump signs around here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

180 I think they're funny, so I think the right made them. The left, as they say, cannot meme.

---
So which is funnier, if the right made them, or the left made them (and implications thereof)?

Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (kOpft)

181 166 You laugh now, but one day one of those coyotes will bring a pair of twin brothers across the border and one of those brothers will found a new city that'll end up ruling the entire Mediterranean.
Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (dYe5S)

Yeah, and here I thought it was storks that brought Babies!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

182 Somewhat related, since it's about social media idiocy - this may be the best article ever by The Babylon Bee:

Subaru Introduces Camera That Automatically Records Driver Melting Down About Trump And Uploads Video To TikTok

https://tinyurl.com/y292hsex

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (Izzlo)

183 Do they know wild cougars are attacking young men out there too?
Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (ODXbc)


I saw one chase down a frat boy on his way to his car outside a bar in Scottsdale.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (sTnpX)

184 I am pretty sure "coyote" is a regulated trade in Mexico, licensed, bonded, insured...




Always check to make sure your coyote is properly licensed, bonded, insured, and a member of Coyote Union. Accept no imitations.
- Coyote Union advertisement.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (/Dgcm)

185
It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (4J867)

186 Drug mule?

That scene from Bachelor Party?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (5tkqb)

187 158 124 I weep for our society. I really do. This woman made it through law school and is an elected official. David Hogg is at Harvard, which in the olden days meant one had some level of intelligence.

And what's more, these people think nothing of putting their ignorance on display for everyone to admire.

Posted by: bluebell


what annoys me is that those idiots took the place of kids who really REALLY worked hard and were more deserving of admittance.

but then again, Haaaaavad isn't anywhere I would want my kids to go....
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (W2Pud)

I'm surprised they accepted him into the student body, and didn't go straight to the faculty.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (Oka5v)

188 I have to say, I never thought of myself as part of some elite club that knew that there was the term "coyote" out there.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (Eicbe)


*flashes Axeman the OK sign*

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (AiZBA)

189
Did the President denounce the Poor Boy as a racist sammich?

Posted by: YIKES! at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (t6XCL)

190 Under the Peter Principle, aren't you supposed to stop being promoted when you reach your level of incompetence?

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (vOGqy)

191 I hope someone let her know that those "kids in cages" pictures were from the Obama administration. And also that she showed us exactly who she is, and we believe her.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (/669Q)

Repeatedly. She don't dar'care.

Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (cF8AT)

192 NGU, what are you doing here? Don't you have a wedding rehearsal to attend or something?

Have fun at your daughter's wedding. I'm sure it will be beautiful. It's okay to cry. Pro-tip: wear waterproof mascara.
Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (/669Q)

I am seeing patients in my office.
On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on
Wedding is tomorrow.

I am covered...mostly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (tsZQ+)

193 Biden completely slit his own throat on immigration in the debate, basically "how dare you not let everyone sneak over!"

Trump was able to sound both tough and compassionate.

I really think Trump's campaign has ignored immigration this time around, I'm still convinced it's what got him across the finish line.

Posted by: Blago at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (gkdnV)

194
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (hYcqw)

The other point is - as some point out above - it literally takes less than about 30 seconds to find out about almost anything on the internet (barring complex topics), before showing the world that you presume to be more intelligent than you are.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (KnJdm)

195 And they go... hoo yip hoo yip hoo
hoodi hoo di yip hoo di yip hoo

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxzwpag3

Posted by: x at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (0tE/i)

196 Coyote isn't even an obscure term for a human smuggler, it's been an accepted term for years.

We are up against some seriously stupid people.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2020 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)

Witness Joe Biden winning his party's nomination.

Stupidity also is reason not be sanguine about anything.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (puu6v)

197 The coyote memes out there now are making my day LOL

Posted by: keena at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (RiTnx)

198 11
Could be worse Dingos would eat the Mexican babies...
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:04 PM (HwiWi)
........

Can I get some flour tortillas with that?

Posted by: a Dingo at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

199 I think the Left believed Trump was talking about the ugly girls you pick up at a bar but don't realize it until the next morning.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (2DOZq)

200 181 166 You laugh now, but one day one of those coyotes will bring a pair of twin brothers across the border and one of those brothers will found a new city that'll end up ruling the entire Mediterranean.
Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (dYe5S)

Yeah, and here I thought it was storks that brought Babies!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

We all thought Stork was brain damaged!

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (Izzlo)

201 Repeatedly. She don't dar'care.
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (cF8AT)
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LOL!

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (/669Q)

202 I seriously doubt it will work.

Probably, "Look at the polls! We're gonna own you next year and we'll totally just pack the courts if you do this!"

"You'll do it anyway."

"Well, yeah..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (LvTSG)


I sincerely doubt Senators are talking polls with other Senators. They all know the bullshit is bullshit. The Dems are more likely WELL aware they're about to get their arses handed to them, so they're begging for their Republican pals to give them some way to save face.

It's all about reacharounds across the aisle in that august chamber, so there's a good chance Republicans will give them something.

What?

I have no clue.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (hku12)

203 @DarshunKendrick

#MorningMotivation: My gift to the world is to show folks priorities. A whole mess of conservatives got upset over a coyote yesterday more than they did children in cages. When folks show you who they are....believe them. Happy Friday folks! 11 more days!
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM (cF8AT)
**********
Dar'Shun to herself "HOLD MT BEER"

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (mUa08)

204 Under the Peter Principle, aren't you supposed to stop being promoted when you reach your level of incompetence?

Hillary will never be President. Does that count?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (5tkqb)

205 Luntz the dunce

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (HwiWi)

206 Serious Question for lawyers: How did that retard from Georgia pass the BAR exam?

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (ca+j2)

207 Borderline?

Posted by: Bob Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (OwoOU)

208 Under the Peter Principle, aren't you supposed to stop being promoted when you reach your level of incompetence?
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (vOGqy)


The sky's the limit pal.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (AiZBA)

209 155 Was that based on the poll with about 350 respondents?

Cause I saw that and don't believe it based on the sample size.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it
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No, different poll in Arizona, about 2000+ sample. But to be fair, whenever you are talking about measuring LP vote, it is going to be a small sample.

I'm not saying you are wrong, just saying there is conflicting data on this point.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (5p7BC)

==========

I guess mine is based more on a series of logical assumptions.

If you were going to protest vote against the two parties, you had three main choices.

LP - Gary Johnson
GP - Jill Stein
I - Evan McMullin

If you were a Republican, where would you go? Probably to the LP or I (because of NT endorsements). If you were a Democrat where would you go? Probably to the GP.

They're ideological protests. You don't protest against Trump's character by voting for Gary Johnson, pothead.

If these are ideological protests, are the newfound LP votes going to go GOP or Democrat if they abandon the LP? Seems like a safe guess to say GOP.

So, yeah, I only have a data set of one to back me up (myself), but it seems like a good assumption.

And the thinness on the polling that counters it inspires in me no confidence because of the most likely incredibly difficult time it is to actually locate 3rd party voters from 2016 in any real numbers. There were about 7 million total across the entire nation, and I don't think many changed their registration from Republican to Libertarian (or any other variation).

I'm gonna go with my gut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

210 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 23, 2020 01:15 PM (FBrfY)


Meh.

The only response to Schumer is -

you'll get nothing and like it.


If the Turtle gives up anything at all, except a repeated slapping of a Severed Syphilitic Donkey Dick across the collective faces of the Democrat Leadership, then -

he needs to be removed from his leadership role.

He's got the Pimp Hand now and needs to use it.

Failure theater is no longer an option.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2020 01:22 PM (EERbD)

211 On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on
Wedding is tomorrow.

I am covered...mostly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (tsZQ+)
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DON'T STAND UP!!!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (/669Q)

212 If only Trump had pronounced it "ki-yo-teh', (and
rolled the r's as he said it) all the sooper jeeniouses of bilingulaity
would have caught on muy fasto!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:16 PM (pNxlR)


Like W did.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (DLzZd)

213 I am seeing patients in my office.
On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on
Wedding is tomorrow.

I am covered...mostly


DON'T FORGET THAT!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (vOGqy)

214 I know Jill brought a couple of my kids across the finish line

Posted by: Dr Peter Henderson at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (R3uW8)

215 The other point is - as some point out above - it literally takes less than about 30 seconds to find out about almost anything on the internet (barring complex topics), before showing the world that you presume to be more intelligent than you are.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (KnJdm)
---
And that tells us even *more* about them.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (Eicbe)

216 It's amazing the money we pour into public education and for some reason a certain segment of the u.s. demographic have no clue what an apostrophe is for in English grammar.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (PBp5E)

217 Seven months of college down the drain

Posted by: Bluto Hogg at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (4NtsG)

218 NGU, what are you doing here? Don't you have a wedding rehearsal to attend or something?

Have fun at your daughter's wedding. I'm sure it will be beautiful. It's okay to cry. Pro-tip: wear waterproof mascara.


Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM



Dang.
Could imagine a Horde reception?
Why, the bar bill alone!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (axyOa)

219 >>On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on

It's not a Zoom call, is it?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

220 I was assured by Chief Justice Roberts that there are no "Obama judges" or "Bush judges"

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (3aI0K)

221 I'm dyin laughing here, ya'll need to watch this Gavin interview with a woman on the street re coyotes:

https://tinyurl.com/y3k34b6p

hahaha!

/they are sooo smart! hahaha!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (3GzTP)

222 Thank goodness he didn't reference the "drug mules" or "smuggling drugs up your ass".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2020 01:19 PM (YA914)



Poor Burro,

- Mexican PITA

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (/Dgcm)

223 185 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".



Please people! Don't trust anything Luntz says. Vote vote vote. ( Only once ok. That was just for emphasis.)

Posted by: Floridachick at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (ppMjB)

224 This coyote thing still has me LMAO. I seriously can't believe how stupid people are.
Which explains why they vote the way they do.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (+YYKs)

225
It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (4J867)

I'd ask for what he's having, but there is no way it's legal

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (/6GbT)

226 To paraphrase Reagan:

It's not that the left are a bunch of brain-damaged, drooling imbeciles, it's that they know so much of what isn't so.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (wUHYj)

227 177 What if a pair of coyotes were pulling a travois-style contraption between them? They could grip them by the husks.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (an7Mv)

Depends on if its a West Texas Coyote, or a Mexican Coyote

(yes, real breeds).

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (NgKpN)

228
It is a little known fact in the gamer world that Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson first named what became Dungeons & Dragons, (D&D) as "Cartels & Coyotes", or C&C.

It took threat of a lawsuit from Coats & Clark to put them onto another path.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (pNxlR)

229 "It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible"."

Remind me. Who did Luntz the Dunce pick in 2016? Oh, that's right, Hillary.

But he says that Biden's lead is way above what Hillary's was and this time it's for real.

OK, Mr Green Teeth.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (VpIIl)

230 and, with all the coyotes running around, there hasn't been a single meep meep?

We were leaving that for you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

231 What happened to the Turtle? He's all bruised up

Posted by: keena at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (RiTnx)

232 Palestinian official: Sudan normalization deal is new 'stab in the back'

-----

Palestinian Suicide - when you're stabbed in the back a half-dozen times and it is wholly of your own doing

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (uhPTO)

233 Per Larry Schweikart: Hillsborough county in FL just flipped red by 1300 votes in person EV.
Posted by: Floridachick
-----------
This is a big deal. Every poll that shows Biden winning, and even the polls that show Trump winning, have Hillsborough going blue.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (5p7BC)

234 211 On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on
Wedding is tomorrow.

I am covered...mostly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (tsZQ+)
------

DON'T STAND UP!!!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell


SALUTE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (W2Pud)

235 Sneaking across the border with a coyote seems like a good idea until the coyote spots a road runner.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (H3MF8)

236 I have to say, I never thought of myself as part of some elite club that knew that there was the term "coyote" out there.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:18 PM (Eicbe)

In this case, the club is probably just the triple digit IQ club - slogan: 99 is not enough.

Posted by: All Just Part of the Plan at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (dYe5S)

237 How can you have a debate with people that are a) too stupid to understand what is being debated and b) think they are the smartest and most moral person in the room, absent any evidence.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (nkp5d)

238 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (4J867)
------------------------------

Is this the same Frank Luntz who's on the emails from Hunter's laptop from hell, begging the Bidens to respond to him? That Duntz Luntz?


Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (oGBso)

239 Schumer just forced the Senate into a rare closed door session. No cameras. No press. Doors being locked as I type.
.......

Zoom meeting circle jerk.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2020 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

240 On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on

It's not a Zoom call, is it?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (ZLI7S

Microsoft Teams
Worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:25 PM (tsZQ+)

241 Dar'shun is Hank Johnson level stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 23, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

242 218 NGU, what are you doing here? Don't you have a wedding rehearsal to attend or something?

Have fun at your daughter's wedding. I'm sure it will be beautiful. It's okay to cry. Pro-tip: wear waterproof mascara.


Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:17 PM


Dang.
Could imagine a Horde reception?
Why, the bar bill alone!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (axyOa)

It would bring down a Russian armored division

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2020 01:25 PM (Izzlo)

243
Please people! Don't trust anything Luntz says. Vote vote vote. ( Only once ok. That was just for emphasis.)
Posted by: Floridachick at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (ppMjB


Francis Dunce is caught openly seeking favors for favorable poll results with Hunter.

He can go EABODs.

Zero credibility.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 23, 2020 01:25 PM (3aLWR)

244 Speaking of stupid, uniformed, and lying . . .

Daily Caller
@DailyCaller
MSNBC's Joy Reid:

"There is absolutely zero, none, zero evidence that Black Lives Matter has ever pushed for anything violent, pushed for anything violent to happen to police..."

-
Plus, no buildings were burned down . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 23, 2020 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

245 On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on
Wedding is tomorrow.

I am covered...mostly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (tsZQ+)
------

DON'T STAND UP!!!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell


SALUTE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM



ATTENTHUT!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (axyOa)

246 Maybe the Senate Democrats in a show of defiance of Trump's nomination will commit mass suicide.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (5tkqb)

247
On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on
Wedding is tomorrow.

I am covered...mostly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (tsZQ+)
------

DON'T STAND UP!!!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell


Yeah, for real!

-- The Toobinster

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

248 I literally sat reading twitter last night with my mouth hanging open. I was stunned.
==============
Yeah, those ancient Romans were pretty blunt, Tami!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (an7Mv)

249 Oh this is fun!

@judithrose91

I DID IT #ivoted #vote

https://tinyurl.com/y5za2rdt

Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (cF8AT)

250 154 Senate resumed session.

Don't know what the heck this was about.
-------------------------------
Lindsay got his junk caught in his zipper and Bleeder Alert was sounded.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (VOSAg)

251 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".
>>>
Well, looks like I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (LGXGf)

252 So storks bring white babies to America?

What animal brings Black and Asian Babies to America?

I am definitely learning something new here.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (haWye)

253 Luntz must have that brain wasting disease.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (4NtsG)

254 It is insulting when "our betters" are really this stupid.
====

Behold! A civilization in decline.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (Q7UBm)

255 >>Microsoft Teams

Kinky.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (ZLI7S)

256 Hogg's friends will correct him on this matter. Oh, wait, the little cocksucker doesn't have any friends, just mopes around Cambridge, wishing he was back in Florida riding his Schwinn Pixy to a massacre.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (I58tH)

257 The coyotes are coming home to roost.

Posted by: Fortcoins at October 23, 2020 01:27 PM (Nw9N9)

258 250 154 Senate resumed session.

Don't know what the heck this was about.
-------------------------------
Lindsay got his junk caught in his zipper and Bleeder Alert was sounded.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (VOSAg)

==========

Mitch showed everyone the mole on his ass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

259 I bet the closed-door Senate session is all about a bunch of lawyers talking law sausage.

I bet you they're not even talking the pablum they feed their followers, but seriously talking about having too many "originalists" on the Court, and how the Democrats will have to respond by packing it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:27 PM (Eicbe)

260 UAE and Saudi Arabia own a huge amount of land in Sudan. It is not an exaggeration to say Sudan would quickly go broke if they withdrew their support.

But damn, I woulda got bingo if it has been Malaysia (who will likely happen soon).

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 23, 2020 01:27 PM (nkp5d)

261 211 On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on

Posted by: Nevergiveup

Serious question NGU - what is the protocol if/when a senior officer joins (who wasn't expected)?

I mean, do you acknowledge them/render some type of 'salute' or what?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2020 01:27 PM (Rvt88)

262 244 Speaking of stupid, uniformed, and lying . . .

Daily Caller
@DailyCaller
MSNBC's Joy Reid:

"There is absolutely zero, none, zero evidence that Black Lives Matter has ever pushed for anything violent, pushed for anything violent to happen to police..."

-
Plus, no buildings were burned down . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



"Waht do we want?"

DEAD COPS!

"When do we want it"

NOW!


nah, never heard that chant during a burn,loot,murder rally.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:28 PM (W2Pud)

263 Biden was unusually prepared for such an obscure, out-of-left-field question.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 23, 2020 01:28 PM (Qpodf)

264 56

Yup. My dad was in the Border Patrol from the early 50s through the early 80s and I remember hearing him talk about coyotes growing up in the 60s. He had nothing personal against the people trying to cross but he hated coyotes with a passion.

Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at October 23, 2020 01:28 PM (2+j2N)

265 The New York Times polls are such bullshit. Trump beat Hillary 56.17 to 35.75 in 2016...

Nate Cohn
@Nate_Cohn

Republicans hold a narrow lead up and down the ticket in Montana, per new NYT/Siena poll
Trump 49, Biden 43
Daines 49, Bullock 46
Rosendale 50, Williams 46
Gianforte 48, Cooney 44

Democrat Trails Narrowly in Key Montana Senate Race

Democrats, including Biden, are competitive in a red state, and Bullock is three points behind in the contest the party cares about most.

10:01 AM · Oct 23, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 23, 2020 01:28 PM (FBrfY)

266

Luntz trying to bury his fawning embarrassing love letters to Hunter Biden.

Hes a tool in every sense.

Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2020 01:28 PM (BoFYZ)

267 I met a nasty Australian or New Zealander overseas and had to surpress the desire to say something about dingos and baybees.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2020 01:28 PM (szRDp)

268 Senate is in rare closed legislative session as part of the process to vote for ACB.

This has only been done 57 times since 1929, and not since 2010.

Why?
Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2020 01:13 PM


Maybe to cut down on showboating for the cameras?

Posted by: Chuck C at October 23, 2020 01:28 PM (d/5jB)

269 So storks bring white babies to America?

What animal brings Black and Asian Babies to America?

I am definitely learning something new here.
Posted by: Czech Chick


And what animal brings no babies at all?




A swallow!

Heyooooooooh!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2020 01:28 PM (Rvt88)

270
Honestly, ace, that top photo is hilarious.

"There I was, dodging gunfire from all sides, running like a bat outta hell, and all that stupid kid did was bitch at me about nearly losing his stupid hat because he was going to go to "El Festivo" -- gimme another double of Jack Daniels!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (pNxlR)

271 225
It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".

**

Yeah that's why all the media last night looked like they were about 30 seconds away from a fit of sobbing.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (PBp5E)

272 Lindsay got his junk caught in his zipper and Bleeder Alert was sounded.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (VOSAg)
---
They still can't figure out how he got a bean above the frank.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (Eicbe)

273 233 Per Larry Schweikart: Hillsborough county in FL just flipped red by 1300 votes in person EV.
Posted by: Floridachick
-----------
This is a big deal. Every poll that shows Biden winning, and even the polls that show Trump winning, have Hillsborough going blue.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM (5p7BC)

Floridachick and Dave, this doesn't include the absentee/vote by mail totals, only in person early voting, right?

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (4pK1/)

274 That democrat woman is also a corporate lawyer. She claims a good one too.

Posted by: LASue at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (BoFYZ)

275 But Schweikart didn't mention Hillsborough VBM


DEM 115K

REP 66K

Posted by: Ha at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (+jNil)

276 Oh this is fun!

@judithrose91

I DID IT #ivoted #vote

https://tinyurl.com/y5za2rdt
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM

red pilled! I love it!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (3GzTP)

277 Luntz needs to be hit with a folding chair. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (XrCyE)

278
We'll take care of those coyotes!

Posted by: Hadrian's Borzoi at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (4J867)

279 A swallow!

African or European?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (5tkqb)

280 Serious question NGU - what is the protocol if/when a senior officer joins (who wasn't expected)?

I mean, do you acknowledge them/render some type of 'salute' or what?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2020 01:27 PM (Rvt8

No protocol

No salute or attention on deck. However since it is live camera, when a Flag jumps on, it is best to shut off your camera if your stuffing your mouth. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (tsZQ+)

281 DON'T STAND UP!!!!!!!

I'm not wearing any pants.

Film at 11.

Posted by: Kentucky Fried Movie! at October 23, 2020 01:30 PM (I2/tG)

282 Senate resumed session.

Don't know what the heck this was about.
-------------------------------
Lindsay got his junk caught in his zipper and Bleeder Alert was sounded.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (VOSAg)

==========

Mitch showed everyone the mole on his ass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:27 PM


****
They had to get a medical team in to pry Patti Murry's lips off his ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:30 PM (axyOa)

283 Oh this is fun!

@judithrose91

I DID IT #ivoted #vote

https://tinyurl.com/y5za2rdt
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (cF8AT)


When you've lost the turquoise haired millennials...

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2020 01:30 PM (AiZBA)

284 245 On conference call with The Navy with only my Uniform top on
Wedding is tomorrow.

I am covered...mostly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (tsZQ+)
------

DON'T STAND UP!!!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell


SALUTE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM



ATTENTHUT!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (axyOa)

When I was in ROTC training, a bunch of us got good & drunk & stumbled back to the barracks. One guy fell out of his top bunk, and started taking a leak right there. So another dude shouts "TEN-SHUN!" and out of force of habit he snapped to attention, dick still out & peeing all over the place.

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2020 01:30 PM (Izzlo)

285 If you have so little knowledge of what's going on at the border that you don't even know what a Coyote is, you shouldn't be able to weigh in on immigration issues.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 23, 2020 01:30 PM (2pppK)

286 Dunces. Dunces as far as the eye can see:

Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes 1h
It's kind of hilarious that in end, the one thing Jared Kushner actually did get done was brokering a bunch of (incredibly cynical and transactional) middle east deals.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2020 01:31 PM (Gsc6A)

287 Awhooo!

Posted by: DaveA at October 23, 2020 01:31 PM (FhXTo)

288 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".

"OH MY GOD BIDEN WAS FREAKING MURDERED! SPIN! SPIN! SPIN!"
--Luntz running around his fake Oval Office with hair on fire

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

289 I am glad you didn't use the term "knavish imbeciles" Ace, because that term is reserved for the Curia.

Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2020 01:31 PM (2BZBZ)

290
No salute or attention on deck. However since it is live camera, when a Flag jumps on, it is best to shut off your camera if your stuffing your mouth. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM (tsZQ+)


Do tell!

** makes a note **

-- Kamala, somewhere with a lid on her

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:31 PM (pNxlR)

291 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
------------
Seeing Luntz and Silver professionally embarrassed and unemployed would be the greatest gift I could possibly get from this election.

Needless to say, Luntz is wrong. So, so very wrong.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:31 PM (5p7BC)

292 Mitch needs to rise and say, "win some elections bitches, adjourned."

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 23, 2020 01:31 PM (4NtsG)

293 Hey give me more Hunter Biden details

Posted by: Immigtant in CA at October 23, 2020 01:31 PM (dkp30)

294



221 I'm dyin laughing here, ya'll need to watch this Gavin interview with a woman on the street re coyotes:

https://tinyurl.com/y3k34b6p

hahaha!

/they are sooo smart! hahaha!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (3GzTP)
*************
Comment From Bazil

Perfectly encapsulates why libtards are only interested in shutting down alternative opinions, every time they are asked to justify their accusations the wheels fall off. They are like programmed toy robots from the 80s that can say eight phrases, then go back to the beginning!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (+YYKs)

295 I'm getting multiple posts from friends that currently at Meijer people are filling carts with paper goods. Should I be concerned or start picking up anything in particular?

Posted by: MrObvious at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (k+h+d)

296 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".

---
Didn't his group of undecideds all go to Trump?

Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (kOpft)

297 Senate is in rare closed legislative session as part of the process to vote for ACB.

This has only been done 57 times since 1929, and not since 2010.

Why?
Posted by: Marybeth


Honestly, we're just f***ing tired of wearing masks all the time.

Posted by: The Senate at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (P1f+c)

298 35 Next they'll tell me that storks don't really deliver babies.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2020 01:07 PM (AiZBA)

Holy crap DR.WTF, now I have some questions for my wife.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (miJF6)

299 (incredibly cynical and transactional) middle east deals

Peace is cynical, ya'll.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (XrCyE)

300 I feel that first picture needs some theme music, like a Marty Robbins' song.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)

301 However since it is live camera, when a Flag jumps on, it is best to shut off your camera if your stuffing your mouth. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM


Do you have a newsletter?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: J. Toobin at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (DMUuz)

302 Don Jr. makes an excellent point here, but I bet it falls completely on deaf ears. The Propaganda Press will never change. Twitter, Facebook, WaPo et all will never again be fair.


https://tinyurl.com/y5ht5925

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (Oh1Ok)

303 Hillsborough county in FL just flipped red by 1300 votes in person EV.

Here's the thing; there is this big assumption that the early voting favors Democrats. But in example after example I'm seeing data that shows the opposite, even in places like Michigan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

304 Didn't his group of undecideds all go to Trump?

Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (

7 out of 8.

Posted by: Ha at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (+jNil)

305 >> It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".


Is that from another Text to Hunter Biden?

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (BmIW2)

306 U.S. Marshals are involved in this fight now.

Posted by: BurtTC




*tips Stetson back*

*squints*

*places hand lightly on butt of pistol*

Posted by: Raylan Givens at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (BM2fS)

307 When I was in ROTC training, a bunch of us got good & drunk & stumbled back to the barracks. One guy fell out of his top bunk, and started taking a leak right there. So another dude shouts "TEN-SHUN!" and out of force of habit he snapped to attention, dick still out & peeing all over the place.

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2020 01:30 PM


I never saw anything that good, but we did have the CO come in once and the CA called Attention. Our new LT was eating a slice of apple kuchen (in Germany) and came to attention with it sticking out of his mouth and powdered sugar on his chin. Hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (axyOa)

308 Chrissy Hayes really needs to move to Gaza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (5tkqb)

309 That democrat woman is also a corporate lawyer. She claims a good one too.

This is a topic I try to avoid, but sometimes you can't . . . black lawyers: there are not many good ones. Like almost none. The ones who attend prestigious law schools almost never have the credentials of their peers. The ones who come from low-ranked schools usually have considerable difficulty passing the bar. There are a lot of dumb lawyers in general, more than is commonly believed. But certain demos are really awful in this area. The truth here just kinda sucks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (H5knJ)

310 ACB debate started in Senate. The Turtle first up.

Posted by: WisRich at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (G0vdT)

311 It's not that our Democrat friends are ignorant it's that they know so much that isn't so.**

** = needs updating!

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (b/7+o)

312 I feel that first picture needs some theme music, like a Marty Robbins' song.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)
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Out in the West Texas town of El Paso....


Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (oGBso)

313 Scary, Lordy these morons. Stupid is to nice a word.

Posted by: Virginia at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (ruW0a)

314 Illegal Australians are brought in by sharks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 23, 2020 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)

315 This is a big deal. Every poll that shows Biden winning, and even the polls that show Trump winning, have Hillsborough going blue.

**********

Larry is annoying me by not coupling the in-person votes here with the mail-in votes that put the GOP in a deep hole in Florida. They are still about 80,000 votes behind in Hillsborough.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Impressing Amy Coney Barrett With My Manly Notepad at October 23, 2020 01:34 PM (8YFRI)

316 How long did it take coyotes to be trained to do that? I certainly hope that there was no animal cruelty involved!!!!.

Posted by: Dar'shun Kendrick at October 23, 2020 01:34 PM (WkPC9)

317 It's amazing the money we pour into public education and for some reason a certain segment of the u.s. demographic have no clue what an apostrophe is for in English grammar.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 23, 2020 01:23 PM (PBp5E)

I doubt Dar'Shun speaks English.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2020 01:34 PM (32Nj/)

318 At least the laptop scandal is reaching the turquoise-haired millennials. I'll take some encouragement in that.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 23, 2020 01:34 PM (LGXGf)

319 Hillsborough county in FL just flipped red by 1300 votes in person EV.

Here's the thing; there is this big assumption that the early voting favors Democrats. But in example after example I'm seeing data that shows the opposite, even in places like Michigan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

See 275.

Posted by: Ha at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (+jNil)

320 But Schweikart didn't mention Hillsborough VBM


DEM 115K

REP 66K
Posted by: Ha
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Ah, I thought that would be obvious to include. Let me check out the SOS website.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (5p7BC)

321 Peak stupid?


Right?


It has to be.


Posted by: USNtakim at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (0OmEj)

322 Oh hey ace, if you're still here, can you give us a link to that Jake Tapper/Dana Bash thing you put on the sidebar and said we must see? I'd love to see it but no idea where to look. Many thanks.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (/669Q)

323 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (GIeIM)

324 They Believe He Meant Literal Four-Legged Coyotes

Note to the leftist idiots: Guerrilla warfare does not involve actual gorillas.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (d/5jB)

325 I'm getting multiple posts from friends that currently at Meijer people are filling carts with paper goods. Should I be concerned or start picking up anything in particular?
Posted by: MrObvious at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM

I'm hearing here and there that one should be prepared to hunker down election day and possibly days, depending on how crazy the animals get ...especially if you live in an urban area. That's probably what's behind what you're seeing.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (3GzTP)

326 Just saw a headline that half of Americans know somebody with Covid.

...

That means about half don't know ANYBODY with Covid.

Just like me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (Eicbe)

327 This has only been done 57 times since 1929, and not since 2010.

Why?


I don't know yet, I can't read Chinese, but it looks important! *waves fax*

Posted by: Sen. Chuck Schumer at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (l0Lgi)

328 296 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".

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Didn't his group of undecideds all go to Trump?
Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (kOpft)

Did he happen to mention his email with Hunter or any possible conflict of interest he may have?

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (sI15f)

329 I'm getting multiple posts from friends that currently at Meijer people are filling carts with paper goods. Should I be concerned or start picking up anything in particular?
Posted by: MrObvious at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (k+h+d)


Tampons make great plugs for bullet and stab wounds.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (/Dgcm)

330 I feel that first picture needs some theme music, like a Marty Robbins' song.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)
----------------------------------


Out in the West Texas town of El Paso....




Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM


***

That was the first song to come into mind for me as well.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (axyOa)

331 Leftism is a soporific religion for the borderline mentally handicapped.

I view the source of leftist views as a three horse race between stupidity, mental illness, and character defect.

Stupidity is now back in the lead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

332 In eight years that gay Putz went from FUX News to LA Times , in 2024 he will do it for DU

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (mUa08)

333 The stupid is epic, unfortunately its forever.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (qZdIZ)

334 I doubt Dar'Shun speaks English.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I'll take "What is hoodrat?" For $200, Alex.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (Njtx4)

335 Don't underestimate coyotes, they can order stuff from Acme.

Posted by: Broseidon at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (icI8A)

336 >>>It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible"

If memory serves, Luntz also swore that McCain and Romney were certain to win and Trump was going to lose in a landslide to Hillary.

I want to take Luntz to Vegas and bet on the opposite of whatever he says. I will be richer than Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Damiano at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (YDPU/)

337 Should we ask Dar'Shur if she knows what a Snakehead is?

A: Same as a Mexican coyote, except from China.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (5tkqb)

338 20 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump has just announced that at least five additional countries want to join in a peace deal with Israel, and says Saudi Arabia is one of them. Says there will be a big signing event at the Whitehouse.
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Anyone remember SNL allowing Trump to host before the 2016 election and the first skit was about how awesome everything would be, including peace in the Middle East? Is that skit still available?
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 23, 2020 01:05 PM

Believe it or not, Yes!
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/white-house-2018/2933531

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (FR+I0)

339
Leftism has a lot of stoopid with it too

Posted by: Yo! at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (GIeIM)

340 303 Hillsborough county in FL just flipped red by 1300 votes in person EV.

Here's the thing; there is this big assumption that the early voting favors Democrats. But in example after example I'm seeing data that shows the opposite, even in places like Michigan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

==========

Traditionally, their most loyal supporters vote early and Republican voters of the same ilk vote on election day.

Apparently, that's still holding true, but the advantage is leaning towards Republicans as the GOTV efforts that Trump has built up are focusing on getting the less likely voters out early, which is cutting into the traditional Democratic advantage.

If the Republican GOTV effort is working as designed, that's still leaving a significant portion of loyal voters to vote on election day, as is the traditional pattern.

So, Democrats' early voting advantage gets cut down if not eliminated, and Republicans still hold the same kind of advantage on election day.

It's kind of genius. You have weeks to convince softer, less likely voters to get out, so you spend that time. At the same time you make sure your loyal voters will come out in the last minute like they always do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

341 302 Don Jr. makes an excellent point here, but I bet it falls completely on deaf ears. The Propaganda Press will never change. Twitter, Facebook, WaPo et all will never again be fair.


https://tinyurl.com/y5ht5925
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (Oh1Ok)

They should have been broken up a few decades ago.

Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (ca+j2)

342 Note to the leftist idiots: Guerrilla warfare does not involve actual gorillas.

"**

Just wait until they see the irony in the term "civil war".

Posted by: Azathoth at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (PBp5E)

343 At least the laptop scandal is reaching the turquoise-haired millennials. I'll take some encouragement in that.
Posted by: Old Dude at October 23, 2020 01:34 PM

I was a bit shocked to see that, tbh. But yes, I'm encouraged also!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (3GzTP)

344 Should we ask Dar'Shur if she knows what a Snakehead is?


What about a Dirty Sanchez?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (Njtx4)

345 The stupid is epic, unfortunately its forever.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (qZdIZ)
........

It's a disease. An incurable disease.

Posted by: wth at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

346 That democrat woman is also a corporate lawyer. She claims a good one too.

This is a topic I try to avoid, but sometimes you can't . . . black lawyers: there are not many good ones. Like almost none. The ones who attend prestigious law schools almost never have the credentials of their peers. The ones who come from low-ranked schools usually have considerable difficulty passing the bar. There are a lot of dumb lawyers in general, more than is commonly believed. But certain demos are really awful in this area. The truth here just kinda sucks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (H5knJ)
----------------------------

Current mayor of Chicago is one. Has spent the last 8+ months talking down to the city, as if the citizens are her children and she's within her rights to punish the kids for their bad behavior - i.e., wanting to live their lives and open their businesses.

Not a word against the "kids" who have rioted and burned the city down twice now.


Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (oGBso)

347 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".

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Translation: Joe texted him. He's back in.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (Eicbe)

348 Now imagine if Trump didn't know what a coyote was.

ALL these people - every last one - would be pretending they did, and that he's stupid racist etc

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (b/7+o)

349 Am I missing something? Hillary won Hillsborough in '16.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (XrCyE)

350 318 At least the laptop scandal is reaching the turquoise-haired millennials. I'll take some encouragement in that.
Posted by: Old Dude at October 23, 2020 01:34 PM (LGXGf)


Judith Rose was redpilled way before the laptop. Her walking away was an epic ordeal, and she literally cried on video from all of the love she received from the side she had hated her whole life.

Posted by: Miss Quito at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (sI15f)

351 315 This is a big deal. Every poll that shows Biden winning, and even the polls that show Trump winning, have Hillsborough going blue.

**********

Larry is annoying me by not coupling the in-person votes here with the mail-in votes that put the GOP in a deep hole in Florida. They are still about 80,000 votes behind in Hillsborough.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Impressing Amy Coney Barrett With My Manly Notepad at October 23, 2020 01:34 PM (8YFRI)

==========

He does bring up Mail ins, and often combines them. But not always.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

352 324 They Believe He Meant Literal Four-Legged Coyotes

Note to the leftist idiots: Guerrilla warfare does not involve actual gorillas.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (d/5jB)


And just for the record, there are no literal bulls or bears on Wall Street.

Happy to clear that up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

353 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible"

he keeps using that term. I don't think it means what he thinks it means.

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:38 PM (OqDgx)

354 Joey tanks next month

Luntz will be found under a bridge in LA offering blowjobs for $20 by March. Along with Nate Silver.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:38 PM (5tkqb)

355 Tampons make great plugs for bullet and stab wounds.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM


Hot iron > tampons

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2020 01:38 PM (DMUuz)

356
a la Marty Robbins ...

Out on the west Tejas plains with coyote
We headed norte (made straight for the wood)
I wondered whether coyote was sober
Dodging and cursing as only he could

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:38 PM (pNxlR)

357 I feel that first picture needs some theme music, like a Marty Robbins' song.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)
----------------------------------


Out in the West Texas town of El Paso....




Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM


***

That was the first song to come into mind for me as well.
Posted by: Diogenes



The Three Amigos.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:38 PM (Njtx4)

358 Note to the leftist idiots: Guerrilla warfare does not involve actual gorillas.

Could I have a doggy bag for my poor boy?

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2020 01:38 PM (l0Lgi)

359 And did the little boy in the top picture get special riding lessons to ride that coyote, or was it just a natural talent?

Posted by: Dar'shun Kendrick at October 23, 2020 01:39 PM (WkPC9)

360 This is a topic I try to avoid, but sometimes you can't . . . black lawyers: there are not many good ones. Like almost none. The ones who attend prestigious law schools almost never have the credentials of their peers. The ones who come from low-ranked schools usually have considerable difficulty passing the bar. There are a lot of dumb lawyers in general, more than is commonly believed. But certain demos are really awful in this area. The truth here just kinda sucks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (H5knJ)


You astonish me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

361 Apparently, that's still holding true, but the advantage is leaning towards Republicans as the GOTV efforts that Trump has built up are focusing on getting the less likely voters out early, which is cutting into the traditional Democratic advantage.

And this year, I think there's a lot of concern among the right that Democrats are stealing this election so they are getting out early and in force to try to do their part to stop it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

362 What about a Dirty Sanchez?

Rick, that might be her specialty Like Kamala and knee-pads.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:39 PM (5tkqb)

363 Tampons make great plugs for bullet and stab wounds.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM

Hot iron > tampons
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Who lit the fuse on her tampon??

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:39 PM (Njtx4)

364 They Believe He Meant Literal Four-Legged Coyotes

Note to the leftist idiots: Guerrilla warfare does not involve actual gorillas.

Posted by: Chuck C


Further note to the leftist idiots: You do have to think when you see "man pursued by cougar." Once or twice a year, around Denver usually, it does mean an actual feline.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2020 01:39 PM (P1f+c)

365 "...but I didn't see any moose out front!"

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2020 01:39 PM (l0Lgi)

366 Don't underestimate coyotes, they can order stuff from Acme.

Posted by: Broseidon at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (icI8A)
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Seen it with my own eyes--many times as a kid.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (Eicbe)

367 Have any of the blue-checkmark geniuses discovered yet that coyotes get paid thousands and tens of thousands of dollars to conduct the children across the border?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (17+9D)

368 Luntz will be found under a bridge in LA offering blowjobs for $20 by March. Along with Nate Silver.
********
Luntz does that on Friday & Saturday Nights at the local gay bar

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (mUa08)

369 We should be more thankful that the Lord blesses us with stupid enemies.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (I1MCJ)

370
It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible" [i/]

Joe "sealed the deal" last night in a manner strikingly reminiscent that of the walled up victim in Poe's "A Cask of Amontillado".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (pNxlR)

371 I would say Big Iron by Marty Robbins.
"To the town of blah blah blah rode a stranger one fine day..."

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (OqDgx)

372 Let's not forget:
1) the 534 is a number made up by far-left immigration advocate lawyers--no one else has confirmed it.
These are the same people a month ago claiming the US was performing thousands of involuntary sterilizations.
2) the US has tried to find the parents-- they DON'T WANT to be found
3) the ONLY reason the liberal immigration lawyers are raising hell is--under a consent decree-- the US is supposed to release the kids

And finally, why is this a big deal to the liberal immigration lawyers?

4) Because holding the kids-- that have no parents who want them--past the "reasonable time to locate the parents" almost certainly means automatic attorneys fees and damages.

It's always about the money

Posted by: RoyalOil at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (aO8Gd)

373 Allahpundit still going with "Borat totally punked Guliani LOLZ." Seriously, that's his mid-morning post. I looked so you don't have to.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (Oka5v)

374 "However since it is live camera, when a Flag jumps on, it is best to shut off your camera if your stuffing your mouth. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2020 01:29 PM"

Just be prepared. We had one field grade on a call ask a guy to "stand up for a second, son".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (VpIIl)

375 Yeah, that is too early to make a prediction on Hillsbourough. Total early Dem vote is 181K and early GOP vote is 101K.

That is the danger of listening to tweets that don't have the full context.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (5p7BC)

376 >Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night


How, exactly ?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (iTXRQ)

377 There are a lot of dumb lawyers in general, more than is commonly believed. But certain demos are really awful in this area. The truth here just kinda sucks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM (H5knJ)

You astonish me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

============

So you think they're all stupid? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 23, 2020 01:41 PM (MkuC5)

378 He does bring up Mail ins, and often combines them. But not always.

***********

Ill be interested in seeing if the last two weeks of early voting puts the Rep at near parity with Dem totals when it concludes. Thats when I know election day voting is going to be lit.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Impressing Amy Coney Barrett With My Manly Notepad at October 23, 2020 01:41 PM (8YFRI)

379 There was even an NPR contributor who had to coyotesplain to his challenged audience the definition of "coyote". That moment when you realize the people who support your work are drooling idiots.

Posted by: kallisto at October 23, 2020 01:41 PM (DJFLF)

380 352 324 They Believe He Meant Literal Four-Legged Coyotes

Note to the leftist idiots: Guerrilla warfare does not involve actual gorillas.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (d/5jB)

And just for the record, there are no literal bulls or bears on Wall Street.

Happy to clear that up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

Next you'll be telling me there is no Easter Bunny!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2020 01:41 PM (NgKpN)

381 I feel that first picture needs some theme music, like a Marty Robbins' song.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:32 PM (Eicbe)
----------------------------------


Out in the West Texas town of El Paso....




Posted by: Boots at October 23, 2020 01:33 PM


***

That was the first song to come into mind for me as well.
Posted by: Diogenes



The Three Amigos.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:38 PM (Njtx4)
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Mexican Taxi by Tijuana Brass.

https://youtu.be/7vtF5GjVeaY

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:41 PM (/669Q)

382 Aye aye aye aye
I am riding a coyote

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 23, 2020 01:42 PM (+y/Ru)

383 I hope some reporter gets to ask Joe Biden if the Molotov cocktails Antifa-The-Idea throws around will be as effective in burning down cities if they have to use renewable energy as an accelerant, instead of evil carbon-based gasoline.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 23, 2020 01:42 PM (Oh1Ok)

384 315 This is a big deal. Every poll that shows Biden winning, and even the polls that show Trump winning, have Hillsborough going blue.

**********

Larry is annoying me by not coupling the in-person votes here with the mail-in votes that put the GOP in a deep hole in Florida. They are still about 80,000 votes behind in Hillsborough.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Impressing Amy Coney Barrett With My Manly Notepad at October 23, 2020 01:34 PM (8YFRI)

You are missing Larry's point. The Dems need a lead of around 650k votes to offset the big advantage the R's will have in election day voting.

Posted by: Tofer732 at October 23, 2020 01:42 PM (SJp+V)

385 Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio

Genesis - Illegal Alien

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:42 PM (5tkqb)

386 Are these polls still sampling D+8? Most of them are running at that level

Posted by: Not a regular poster at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (Bnq7B)

387 Allahpundit still going with "Borat totally punked
Guliani LOLZ." Seriously, that's his mid-morning post. I looked so you
don't have to.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (Oka5v)

they want us to pay for that garbage, yeah right. What these idiots will never get is when the Trump era ends in four years, we will still never take them back. They will be like Benedict Arnold in his later days in the UK. Broke and sans friends. The Brits were too smart to trust a turncoat.

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (OqDgx)

388 Sorry, it's really called Tijuana Taxi.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (/669Q)

389 Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (17+9D)

I don't get it. What does a coyote do with money? Do they give it their owners who then buy-like-dog food?

Posted by: Dar'shun Kendrick at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (WkPC9)

390 Fuck your borderline. I crossed the border long ago.

Posted by: Leftist at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (0FTCx)

391 Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night


So...how much did he get this time?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (axyOa)

392 Mexican Taxi by Tijuana Brass

Everything by Herb Alpert is worth listening to

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

393 Armadillo by Morning ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (Ux3Ji)

394 Woo-hoo - some especially good panic porn today!

What will Covid-19 look like this winter? Alaska may serve as 'an early warning' sign.

After keeping the novel coronavirus "largely in check" over the summer, Alaska is now facing an increasing infection rate amid cooling temperatures and a populace fatigued with social restrictions, a scenario that serves as "an early warning sign" for the rest of the country "that winter could bring the most devastating phase of the [epidemic]," Mike Baker writes for the New York Times.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 23, 2020 01:44 PM (vg8iE)

395 185
It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2020 01:20 PM (4J867)

YES! That mean a Trump victory.


Frank Luntz on November 8, 2016:

"Hillary Clinton will be the next President of the United States."

Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:44 PM (cF8AT)

396 And they ran through the bush
and they ran through the brambles
they ran through places
a rabbit couldn't go

They ran so fast
that the cops couldn't catch them
they crossed the rio grande
right out of Mexico

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2020 01:44 PM (NgKpN)

397 Arriba!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2020 01:44 PM (yQpMk)

398 To the town of blah blah blah rode a stranger one fine day...

"Agua Fria"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

399 It's (the Senate closed session) about starting the clock for the confirmation vote on Monday.

Mitch knows his parliamentary shit.

Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2020 01:44 PM (2BZBZ)

400 Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio

I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbequed Iguana

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2020 01:44 PM (Zmnko)

401 366 Don't underestimate coyotes, they can order stuff from Acme.

Posted by: Broseidon at October 23, 2020 01:36 PM (icI8A)
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Seen it with my own eyes--many times as a kid.
Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (Eicbe)

As a kid I remember being very disappointed that the local Acme didn't have dynamite or anvils or rocket suits.

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2020 01:44 PM (Izzlo)

402 4) Because holding the kids-- that have no parents
who want them--past the "reasonable time to locate the parents" almost
certainly means automatic attorneys fees and damages.



It's always about the money

Posted by: RoyalOil



Any chance a person could "adopt" these kids, and teach them rudimentary farming on my ranch?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 23, 2020 01:44 PM (fO0mM)

403 Also if Trump wins will Antifapundit stroke out? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Not a regular poster at October 23, 2020 01:45 PM (Bnq7B)

404 2016: The polling industry is DEAD

2020: The polling industry is DEAD

2024: Here are the latest polls!!!

Posted by: ... at October 23, 2020 01:45 PM (b/7+o)

405 What will Covid-19 look like this winter? Alaska may serve as 'an early warning' sign.

-

On the bright side, only two people will get the flu.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's 503 cubic inches say thank you for your windmills and solar panels at October 23, 2020 01:45 PM (XTk1T)

406 Everything by Herb Alpert is worth listening to
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
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Agreed. My dad used to play his Herb Alpert records on Sunday mornings when he would make us pancakes and sausage after Mass. It was the only meal he ever made, and I'm sure my mom was grateful for the break. But I have a soft spot in my heart for Herb Alpert because of that.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:45 PM (/669Q)

407 283 Oh this is fun!

@judithrose91

I DID IT #ivoted #vote

https://tinyurl.com/y5za2rdt
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (cF8AT)

When you've lost the turquoise haired millennials...
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 23, 2020 01:30 PM (AiZBA)


Now she should lose the turqoise hair. And the fish hook in her nose. And the grommets in her ears.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (YqDXo)

408
If they do not know what a coyote is. They have no idea how badly trafficked illegals are treated.

Posted by: Yo! at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (GIeIM)

409 The word coyote is Mexican Spanish, from an Aztec root, coyotl, or "trickster."

Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (3aI0K)

410 This, I think, is another facet of the way liberals use words.

You have to use words the way *they* mean them. And if they don't know the meaning you intend and they can't square it with any meaning they know, as they always intend to moderate any conversation, their response can easily be ridicule because you used a word which is out of their control.

Their fallback is A) you compared average decent Latinx with animals, or B) you're stupid if you think a coyote can do that.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (Eicbe)

411 Mexican Taxi by Tijuana Brass.

https://youtu.be/7vtF5GjVeaY


Mexican Flyer, by Ken Woodman. I can neither confirm nor deny that that's Ace's nom de porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoxPda9jiNU

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (ZGrMX)

412 388 Sorry, it's really called Tijuana Taxi.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (/669Q)

_________


When Don Henley first heard Don Felder's chord progressions that eventually became Hotel California -- he referred to it as "that Mexican Reggae piece."

Posted by: ShainS at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (Ux3Ji)

413
2016: The polling industry is DEAD

2020: The polling industry is DEAD

2024: Here are the latest polls!!!
Posted by: ...


Pay attention to the ones in June! They are ...

** loud and scary pipe organ chord **

... eerily prescient!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (pNxlR)

414 A little-known fact; in Ancient Greek "Acme" means "best". Akin to "Ichiban" in Japanese.

Posted by: Ciff Claven at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (2BZBZ)

415 When we lived in Texas, I was told more than once, "Watch out for coyotes-BOTH kinds."

Posted by: pookysgirl, smarter than your average ManBearPig at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (XKZwp)

416 It's all over. Frank Luntz says Joe sealed the deal last night and that Trump's re-election is "virtually impossible".

I know I'm prejudiced, but there is no way Biden helped himself last night

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (Zmnko)

417 Am I missing something? Hillary won Hillsborough in '16.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
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It's a shift toward a more blue color in Hillsborough that the polls have been picking up. It is more than offset by a big shift toward the GOP on the Atlantic Coast and in Miami.

But if the Hillsborough shift is wrong, then it can be an indicator that there is a red wave building.

The in person voting doesn't mean nothing, but it isn't enough of an indicator to draw any conclusions from right now.

It's something to watch, especially about a week from now.

McSally was winning early vote in Arizona in 2018, then in 4 days Sinema posted a huge surge in early votes and wiped out McSally's lead. One of the reasons I like GOP to wait for election day. I don't like the Dems to know how many votes they need.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (5p7BC)

418 Now she should lose the turqoise hair. And the fish hook in her nose. And the grommets in her ears.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:46 PM (YqDXo)
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One step at a time, my dear, one step at a time. She's done the most important thing. The rest will follow.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (/669Q)

419 Breaking: President Trump announces plans to replace border patrol with road runners.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (kTF2Z)

420 >> 270 Honestly, ace, that top photo is hilarious.

Seconded.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (uWF4x)

421 Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio

Genesis - Illegal Alien
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:42 PM (5tkqb)
********
ZZ Top - Heard it on the X

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (mUa08)

422 Should we ask Dar'Shur if she knows what a Snakehead is?

What about a Dirty Sanchez?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (Njtx4)

Rusty Trombone

Posted by: Placebo at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (m8ScB)

423 Adding to Florida stats, recent polls indicated 60% of Dems voted already but only 40% of Trump voters have, this number was consistent in two polls I believe. Wonder how massive that 20% shift will be....

Posted by: Two Weeks From Impressing Amy Coney Barrett With My Manly Notepad at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (8YFRI)

424 Also if Trump wins will Antifapundit stroke out? Asking for a friend


There's not enough semen in the world to fill the void where his heart should be.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

425 Their fallback is A) you compared average decent Latinx with animals, or B) you're stupid if you think a coyote can do that.

That and 97% of actual Hispanics think "Latinx" is a stupid Anglo attempt to colonize their language.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (ZGrMX)

426
You have to use words the way *they* mean them. And if they don't know the meaning you intend and they can't square it with any meaning they know, as they always intend to moderate any conversation, their response can easily be ridicule because you used a word which is out of their control.


Our dirty clothing hampsters know more than you Trumptards!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:48 PM (pNxlR)

427 380 352 324 They Believe He Meant Literal Four-Legged Coyotes

Note to the leftist idiots: Guerrilla warfare does not involve actual gorillas.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (d/5jB)

And just for the record, there are no literal bulls or bears on Wall Street.

Happy to clear that up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

Next you'll be telling me there is no Easter Bunny!
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 23, 2020 01:41 PM (NgKpN)


Oh, and about Santa Claus ... (sighs)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

428 If they do not know what a coyote is. They have no idea how badly trafficked illegals are treated.

That is correct. They think the ill treatment is exclusively by Republican-controlled immigration thugs and bigoted, hateful ranchers. They think its some kind of humanitarian train to the border like smuggling Jews out of Nazi Germany into the US with singing nuns and caring college age volunteers. Except that Mexico is a wonderful place you shouldn't call a shithole, bigot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

429 >>A year of college hasn't helped David Hogg

A friend told him he could get lots of pussy at college. Unfortunately, his dorm room is now full of stray cats.

Posted by: Aviator at October 23, 2020 01:48 PM (0FTCx)

430 Did Luntz REALLY say that Biden "sealed the deal" last night?

The only thing he sealed was his political coffin.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2020 01:48 PM (HrMC1)

431 WAKE UP PEOPLE! There are HAWKS and DOVES in Congress!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

432 "That and 97% of actual Hispanics think "Latinx" is a stupid Anglo attempt to colonize their language."

It is, but it's room temp IQ'd urban lefties who think they're making some profound gender statement.

Posted by: UGAdawg at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (tRd71)

433 I'm still alive!!

Posted by: Peter Coyote at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (fyEHI)

434 Fracking. Coyote. Lie of the Year. AOC + 3.

Why does Drumpf use all of these Faux News terms? The flyovers don't grok those words.

Posted by: your typical blue chekist at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (pYQR/)

435 What these idiots will never get is when the Trump era ends in four years, we will still never take them back. They will be like Benedict Arnold in his later days in the UK. Broke and sans friends. The Brits were too smart to trust a turncoat.

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:43 PM (OqDgx)
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The left is just not that into Allah.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (Eicbe)

436 What the hell is wrong with GA elected officials....?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (ifmtJ)

437 @inteldotwav 46s

PA Supreme Court rules that election officials are prohibited from rejecting mail in ballots based on signature comparison


FFS...anything else PA SC? Can we get you a pillow?

Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)

438
Breaking: President Trump announces plans to replace border patrol with road runners.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (kTF2Z)


Also Breaking: ACME Corp announces that they've secured the exclusive rights to sell appliances for mayhem along the Mexico - US border.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (pNxlR)

439 Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 23, 2020 01:40 PM (17+9D)

And they will abandon said children to die at the slightest hint of difficulty. They are conmen and murderers.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (uquGJ)

440 Should we ask Dar'Shur if she knows what a Snakehead is?

No need to ask her what a "chicken head" is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2020 01:50 PM (YqDXo)

441 I hope somebody let Trump know about this and he got a big laugh. Man has a difficult job; He needs some laughs. Mike Pence too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2020 01:50 PM (WkPC9)

442 The word coyote is Mexican Spanish, from an Aztec root, coyotl, or "trickster."

The Aztecs and Mayans specialized in impossible to pronounce, jaw-breaking consonant combinations with as few vowels as possible. Even they couldn't speak their own language.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:50 PM (KZzsI)

443 427
Oh, and about Santa Claus ... (sighs)

if there isn't any actual sand on his claws, i don't want to know.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 23, 2020 01:50 PM (sGtp+)

444 437 @inteldotwav 46s

PA Supreme Court rules that election officials are prohibited from rejecting mail in ballots based on signature comparison


FFS...anything else PA SC? Can we get you a pillow?
Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)
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Appeal to SCOTUS and re-introduce the extended deadline as well.

Posted by: WisRich at October 23, 2020 01:50 PM (G0vdT)

445
Does sombrero mean big fucking bat in Mexican?

Posted by: Yo! at October 23, 2020 01:50 PM (GIeIM)

446 Coyotes taking Mexican children across the border? Sounds like another one of the president's racist dog whistles!!11!! Reeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: TDS libtards at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (3MG/9)

447 The Dems seem very concerned about losing Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Impressing Amy Coney Barrett With My Manly Notepad at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (8YFRI)

448
What the hell is wrong with GA elected officials....?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo


When "Tank" Abrams is considered their top shelve model, do you really need to ask this?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (pNxlR)

449 Rick Perry shot a coyote in his running shorts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (DLzZd)

450 I know I am prejudiced towards Trump too. But this is math.

How is Luntz saying that Biden will win because;
a) The margin by which Biden is ahead of Trump is greater than the lead Hillary had on Trump

All other things are static? Yeah, no.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (VpIIl)

451 Our dirty clothing hampsters know more than you Trumptards!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:48 PM (pNxlR)
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"Hampsters". Nice callback.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (Eicbe)

452 @inteldotwav 46s



PA Supreme Court rules that election officials are prohibited from rejecting mail in ballots based on signature comparison





FFS...anything else PA SC? Can we get you a pillow?

Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)

I said it before, but that state is ripe for breaking up.

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (OqDgx)

453 Floridachick and Dave, this doesn't include the absentee/vote by mail totals, only in person early voting, right?


Correct. However, the further that the IPEV eats into the by mail vote Dem advantage, the easier it will be for Republicans to flip the final count on election date!

Posted by: Floridachick at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (ppMjB)

454 Who lit the fuse on her tampon??
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:39 PM


Given the usual reaction to "Calm your tits", I'm not sure I'd utter "What lit the fuse on your tampon?" even if I were sealed inside Cheyenne Mountain.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (DMUuz)

455 Rick Perry shot a coyote in his running shorts.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (DLzZd)
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What the coyote was doing in his running shorts we'll never know.

*waggles eyebrows*

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (/669Q)

456 429 >>A year of college hasn't helped David Hogg

***

It's tough remembering to color inside the lines when you have arms that weak.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (PBp5E)

457 >>PA Supreme Court rules that election officials are prohibited from rejecting mail in ballots based on signature comparison



Because they need more Fraud to have ANY chance of winning.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2020 01:52 PM (BmIW2)

458 Even Ace knows better than to put Stacey Abrams on a top shelf...

Avalanche anyone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:52 PM (5tkqb)

459 > Should we ask Dar'Shur if she knows what a Snakehead is?


ask her is she's ever ridden the Cleveland Steamer

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 23, 2020 01:52 PM (iTXRQ)

460 FFS...anything else PA SC? Can we get you a pillow?

Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)


PA SC has been on a roll this year, from upholding Eof's lockdowns to enabling ballot theft

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 23, 2020 01:52 PM (nUhF0)

461 Did Luntz REALLY say that Biden "sealed the deal" last night?



He's still crushing on Hunter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2020 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

462 The only way Biden helped himself last night is that all the voters that pre-voted for him cannot go change their vote.

Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2020 01:52 PM (2BZBZ)

463 Rick Perry shot a coyote in his running shorts.

What?!? How the heck did the coyote get into his shorts?

Thank you , try the veal, I'm here until the election.

Posted by: motionview at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (pYQR/)

464 Does sombrero mean big fucking bat in Mexican?

Posted by: Yo! at October 23, 2020 01:50 PM (GIeIM)

i think it means an item that produces shade. And when you think about it, that makes more sense than hat. What does hat mean?

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (OqDgx)

465 Appeal to SCOTUS and re-introduce the extended deadline as well.

***********

Roberts already fucked us over by letting a previous ruling there stay.

But for this one Barrett should be confirmed by the time it is appealed and we can finally put an end to Roberts buttfuckery

Posted by: Two Weeks From Impressing Amy Coney Barrett With My Manly Notepad at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (8YFRI)

466 447 The Dems seem very concerned about losing Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Impressing Amy Coney Barrett With My Manly Notepad



I don't know how? All those blue collar Dems in PA. The ones the National Dems treat with utter contempt and have completely abandoned. Why would those blue collar Dems vote GOP?

/s

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (fyEHI)

467 Rick Perry shot a coyote in his running shorts.

Seems cruel. If the coyote could afford running shorts, he was probably reasonable domesticated.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - make the gorillas fight at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (H5knJ)

468
Rick Perry shot a coyote in his running shorts.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (DLzZd)


Which gang''s colors were the coyote's running shorts sporting?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (pNxlR)

469 Are we anticipating Merriam Webster to update the definition of coyote to offensive? I wouldn't be surprised...

Posted by: Mishdog at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (miJF6)

470 Should we ask Dar'Shur if she knows what a Snakehead is?

Should ask her if she knows the difference between her rear end and her head

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

471 The Aztecs and Mayans specialized in impossible to pronounce, jaw-breaking consonant combinations with as few vowels as possible. Even they couldn't speak their own language.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Ahhhh. Latino Welshmen.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (Njtx4)

472 Dems need Pa blue to rationalize banning fracking....If Pa voted to ban, everybody should

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (4vNgL)

473 463 Rick Perry shot a coyote in his running shorts.

What?!? How the heck did the coyote get into his shorts?

Thank you , try the veal, I'm here until the election.
Posted by: motionview at October 23, 2020 01:53 PM (pYQR/)

And he did it with a .32 ACP Kel-Tec

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (ifmtJ)

474 FFS...anything else PA SC? Can we get you a pillow?
Posted by: Tami
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This might work to our favor. It is a new issue and can head to SCOTUS next week. ACB will be on the court by the time it gets there.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (5p7BC)

475 PA is a must win for Biden. Democrats know it.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (VpIIl)

476 The Aztecs and Mayans specialized in impossible to pronounce, jaw-breaking consonant combinations with as few vowels as possible. Even they couldn't speak their own language.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:50 PM


Hyn.

Posted by: Cymru Moronau at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (DMUuz)

477

PA Supreme Court rules that election officials are prohibited from rejecting mail in ballots based on signature comparison



Then what's the point to requiring them at all?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (oVJmc)

478 So should we kiss PA good bye?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (Zmnko)

479 SALUTE!



Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM






ATTENTHUT!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (axyOa)


Had a girlfriend who would shout that right before we retired for the night, followed by "Put a helmet on the soldier".

Posted by: Javems at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (ofIwF)

480 475 PA is a must win for Biden. Democrats know it.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (VpIIl)

===========

"The oil industry is going to die under my administration."
-Slight paraphrase

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

481 PA SC has been on a roll this year, from upholding Eof's lockdowns to enabling ballot theft>>>
Sounds like they might be even more corrupt that Ill-annoy. And that, my friends, takes some doing.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (LGXGf)

482 Oh, and about Santa Claus ... (sighs)


Gawd...Mrs D just turned on Hallmark...today is the first of those damned Xmas movies.

Does anyone have any hemlock?
How about some truck stop sushi?
Bad mushrooms?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (axyOa)

483 FFS...anything else PA SC? Can we get you a pillow?



Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)





PA SC has been on a roll this year, from upholding Eof's lockdowns to enabling ballot theft



Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 23, 2020 01:52 PM (nUhF0)

PA and VA are vying to be the most retarded governments of states that have lots of conservatives. It might be a Commonwealth thing.

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (OqDgx)

484 Turtle down. Schumer up to whine.

Posted by: WisRich at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (G0vdT)

485 PA SC members (5 Dem, 2 GOP)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6mxnyh3

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (nUhF0)

486 The only way Biden helped himself last night is that all the voters that pre-voted for him cannot go change their vote.

Except... apparently they can

https://tinyurl.com/y5edjsvq

A flurry of these articles came out recently but I think now they're going to be memory holed and never mentioned again

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

487 3 easy to understand why the same people thought Trump said to drink bleach.
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 23, 2020 01:03 PM (JKNZq)

This

Posted by: clutch at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (9UmRs)

488 Sounds like the PA SC will need a lot of police tape around Pennsylvania.

"Move along. Nothing to see here."

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (Eicbe)

489
It's tough remembering to color inside the lines when you have arms that weak.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (PBp5E)


"The top of the paper is soooooo far away!!"

** drops his Crayola El Grande Rojo **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (pNxlR)

490 423 Adding to Florida stats, recent polls indicated 60% of Dems voted already but only 40% of Trump voters have, this number was consistent in two polls I believe. Wonder how massive that 20% shift will be....



Waves hand from EV in person line....

Posted by: Floridachick at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (ppMjB)

491 ""The oil industry is going to die under my administration."
-Slight paraphrase
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)"

Somebody bring in another printing press. We need more ballots.

- Some Democrat Guy in Philadelphia

Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2020 01:56 PM (VpIIl)

492 >>PA SC members (5 Dem, 2 GOP)


Are you insinuating that the Courts are ANYTHING but Objective to a fault?

How Dare You, Sir!

Posted by: Dread Justice Roberts at October 23, 2020 01:56 PM (BmIW2)

493 Isn't the word "coyote" some sort of borrow-word from Native Americans?

Posted by: Another whiny at October 23, 2020 01:56 PM (BBWrU)

494 Crying' Chuck is - in his own mind - righteously bloviating about never in the history of the Senate, blah blah blah.

The world's smallest violin is teed up for you, Chuckie!

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2020 01:56 PM (4pK1/)

495 Gawd...Mrs D just turned on Hallmark...today is the first of those damned Xmas movies.

Is it one of their new "ground breaking" and "woke" lesbian tranny romance Christmas specials?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

496 The asshole PA SC also redrew all the legislative boundaries unilaterally. Not their job.

Good job, PA GOPe!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2020 01:56 PM (hGohp)

497 tell me the first sentence of this song is not the song that should go with Ace's pick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuX79Ud8zI

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:56 PM (OqDgx)

498 Its a win for the Dems until the votes are tallied and the number of votes exceeds by 15% the total population of PA from babe to granny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2020 01:56 PM (5tkqb)

499 Nood.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (dfRN6)

500
Does anyone have any hemlock?
How about some truck stop sushi?
Bad mushrooms?
Posted by: Diogenes


Why settle for truck stop sushi when you can have truck stop egg salad sandwiches?

(Now we'll see who has watched Futurama!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (pNxlR)

501 442
The Aztecs and Mayans specialized in impossible to pronounce,
jaw-breaking consonant combinations with as few vowels as possible.


ha! they're pikers!

Posted by: Georgians, for whom gvbrdghvni is a word. at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (sGtp+)

502 PA Supreme Court rules that election officials are prohibited from rejecting mail in ballots based on signature comparison

****

So Pennsylvania voting rules should be less restrictive then accessing a safe deposit box at a bank branch in Resume Speed, Louisiana.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (PBp5E)

503 Crying' Chuck is - in his own mind - righteously bloviating about never in the history of the Senate, blah blah blah.


>>>
Thanks, Harry!!!!

Posted by: Old Dude at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (LGXGf)

504
Chip Roy
@chiproytx

https://tinyurl.com/y4dsjqzs

Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (+YYKs)

505 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (6psdy)

506 This ignorance and idiocy are absolutely not an outlier, they reflect the intellectual level of many people, or their level of understanding of anything beyond their own little world.

And while the format/moderator are ridiculously bad and ill-suited to any adult discussion, Trump last night did miss a chance to educate about the horrendous human trafficking story, in which a lawless border is the key element. The "family separation" issue was botched, too - and given that the outrageous slander of the US and Trump about this non-issue have been on-going for years, it would be nice if, finally, there would be a serious nukyler response.

And no, "you built the cages, Joe" - is not even close to an adequate answer. It stipulates that there's something wrong about separating children from parents when illegal border crossing has occurred, when *the fucking point is that illegals have routinely used other people's children to either seek catch & release or treatment as a "family", or are part of the fucking human trafficking operation for minors.

Plus, they aren't "cages", plus, every detention facility of any kind except in Star Trek has fences/bars/walls/barriers of some kinds, just like freeways have pavement and houses have roofs.

I thought it was the hapless pathetic "leadership" of DHS like Kelly and whatshername that accounted for this catastrophic failure of communication, but it apparently is just a feature from Miller on down.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (OTzUX)

507 And he did it with a .32 ACP Kel-Tec .380 Auto Ruger LCP.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (DMUuz)

508 BIG, if true:
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Rasmussen Reports
@Rasmussen_Poll
Morning Reader Data Points:

National Daily Black Likely Voter Job Approval For @POTUS - October 19-23, 2020

Mon 10/19 - 25%
Tue 10/20 - 24%
Wed 10/21 - 31%
Thu 10/22 - 37%
Fri 10/23 - 46%
7:45 AM · Oct 23, 2020

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Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (Eicbe)

509 479 SALUTE!



Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:24 PM






ATTENTHUT!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:26 PM (axyOa)


Had a girlfriend who would shout that right before we retired for the night, followed by "Put a helmet on the soldier".
Posted by: Javems


Drop your cocks and grab your socks!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (W2Pud)

510 I said it before, but that state is ripe for breaking up.
Posted by: Quint

How would that go?

1) The Commonwealth of Philly, Pittsburgh and Harrisburg
2) The Commonwealth of Everything else

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2020 01:58 PM (Rvt88)

511 It's tough remembering to color inside the lines when you have arms that weak.

I remember in first grade, the teacher told us all to color in a chicken, then cut it out. So I scrawled all across the thing with the knowledge that its going to be cut out anyway, so it didn't matter if I was within the lines.

The teacher was amused, as I recall but told me part of the point of the exercise was to follow directions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 23, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

512 Is it one of their new "ground breaking" and "woke" lesbian tranny romance Christmas specials?

They did have a lesbian wedding.. Lot's of complaints from the regular watchers who said they watch Hallmark to avoid that stuff

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2020 01:58 PM (Zmnko)

513 452 @inteldotwav 46s

PA Supreme Court rules that election officials are prohibited from rejecting mail in ballots based on signature comparison


FFS...anything else PA SC? Can we get you a pillow?

Posted by: Tami at October 23, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)

I said it before, but that state is ripe for breaking up.
Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 01:51 PM (OqDgx)

Soon-to-be-Justice ACB, pick up the white courtesy phone please

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2020 01:58 PM (4pK1/)

514 Holy fuck! I just discovered that candy corn is not actually corn. I am literally shaking.

Posted by: The left at October 23, 2020 01:59 PM (KnJdm)

515 This should show you how many people screaming about various issues don't know jack shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2020 01:59 PM (oVJmc)

516 PA is a must win for Biden. Democrats know it.
Posted by: Marcus T
-----------
Yep, since Florida is off the table now, Biden must win PA to have any chance of winning.

Which makes is "ending oil" crap last night even more bizarre. He has to know that the green new deal crap is killing him in PA.

There aren't enough votes in Philly to win a statewide election.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 23, 2020 01:59 PM (5p7BC)

517 Gawd...Mrs D just turned on Hallmark...today is the first of those damned Xmas movies.

Does anyone have any hemlock?
How about some truck stop sushi?
Bad mushrooms?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (axyOa)
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No, but I know someone who can hook you up with gas station tacos.

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 01:59 PM (/669Q)

518 507 And he did it with a .32 ACP Kel-Tec .380 Auto Ruger LCP.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM

FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (DMUuz)

I stand corrected

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 23, 2020 01:59 PM (ifmtJ)

519 The Aztecs hated waste and inefficiency. So they use every letter in the alphabet at least once in every word. It takes all morning to say good morning in their language.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2020 02:00 PM (I1MCJ)

520 I like this response from Bryant Gauge over at Weasel Zippers:

They strap the whole humans on the backs of coyotes and then yell andale and the coyotes run across the border.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2020 02:00 PM (WkPC9)

521 Agreed. My dad used to play his Herb Alpert records on Sunday mornings when he would make us pancakes and sausage after Mass. It was the only meal he ever made, and I'm sure my mom was grateful for the break. But I have a soft spot in my heart for Herb Alpert because of that.

Posted by: bluebell



When my late Mom moved into Assisted Living a couple of years ago, she let us three kids go through the house and grab whatever we wanted.

I grabbed 3 Herb Alpert LPs, 3 Tom Jones LPs, and 10 Engelbert Humperdinck LPs. Going to get myself an actual record player this Christmas.

Those albums are GOLD.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 23, 2020 02:00 PM (BM2fS)

522 Bulls and cucks go together like peas and carrots.

Posted by: Forrest Goldberg at October 23, 2020 02:00 PM (a7pmO)

523 "508 BIG, if true:
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Rasmussen Reports
@Rasmussen_Poll
Morning Reader Data Points:

National Daily Black Likely Voter Job Approval For @POTUS - October 19-23, 2020

Mon 10/19 - 25%
Tue 10/20 - 24%
Wed 10/21 - 31%
Thu 10/22 - 37%
Fri 10/23 - 46%
7:45 AM · Oct 23, 2020

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Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (Eicbe) "



Wow !

Now we know who was watching the debate last night.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 23, 2020 02:01 PM (6psdy)

524 Had a girlfriend who would shout that right before we retired for the night, followed by "Put a helmet on the soldier".

Posted by: Javems





Drop your cocks and grab your socks!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2020 01:57 PM (W2Pud)

Or the more family-friendly, "Stop your grinnin', and drop your linen!"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2020 02:01 PM (KnJdm)

525 I grabbed 3 Herb Alpert LPs, 3 Tom Jones LPs, and 10 Engelbert Humperdinck LPs. Going to get myself an actual record player this Christmas.

Those albums are GOLD.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 23, 2020 02:00 PM (BM2fS)
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They sure are! Congrats on your haul!

Posted by: bluebell at October 23, 2020 02:01 PM (/669Q)

526 Next up: We investigate the possibility that too many coyotes might cause the island of Guam to capsize. This is CNN.

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at October 23, 2020 02:01 PM (3vIkC)

527 481 PA SC has been on a roll this year, from upholding Eof's lockdowns to enabling ballot theft>>>
Sounds like they might be even more corrupt that Ill-annoy. And that, my friends, takes some doing.
Posted by: Old Dude at October 23, 2020 01:54 PM (LGXGf)


Hello there - don't forget about us!

2000 Florida Supreme Court, Bush vs Gore

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2020 02:01 PM (4pK1/)

528 Gawd...Mrs D just turned on Hallmark...today is the first of those damned Xmas movies.

Does anyone have any hemlock?
How about some truck stop sushi?
Bad mushrooms?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2020 01:55 PM (axyOa)

Seems harsh. She's probably a good woman outside of the holidays.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 23, 2020 02:01 PM (uhPTO)

529 I just discovered that candy corn is not actually corn. I am literally shaking.
Posted by: The left

Um, don't look up Lady Fingers or Pasta Puttanesca.

Just say'n.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2020 02:01 PM (Rvt88)

530 I grabbed 3 Herb Alpert LPs, 3 Tom Jones LPs, and 10 Engelbert
Humperdinck LPs. Going to get myself an actual record player this
Christmas.



Those albums are GOLD.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 23, 2020 02:00 PM (BM2fS)
Dad?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 23, 2020 02:02 PM (KnJdm)

531 The children are missing because the coyote blew up while lighting a barrel of TNT to stop the Road Runner. Duh.

Posted by: Mookie at October 23, 2020 02:03 PM (3vIkC)

532 Dogwood trees.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2020 02:04 PM (hGohp)

533 Dad?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner a




He passed in 2016.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 23, 2020 02:04 PM (BM2fS)

534 I think the Kel Tec P32 is one of the most innovative weapons in decades. Sure it has its flaws. Most of those are fluff and buff issues and can be worked out by the company and no cost. I have had one for longer than i want to say and it has been very reliable.

The gun looks like a toy to most people as it is that small and that light. But it is for real.

I would never recommend it to a newbie as there are better choices. But the p32 is a hell of a gun. Sure it is a mouse, but that is ok. it is an always gun, as in you always have it so there is that.

Posted by: Quint at October 23, 2020 02:05 PM (OqDgx)

535 TRump was mean and evil last night. Joe Driben rammed it home to the hapless Trump and Trump is be gone and we be rids of him fourever !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 23, 2020 02:05 PM (nOJDr)

536 >>There aren't enough votes in Philly to win a statewide election.

Really? Hold my keys.

Posted by: Philly Buick Dealers at October 23, 2020 02:06 PM (0FTCx)

537 I know several of these people. They're stupid because the enjoy being stupid, and they enjoy inflicting stupidity on the rest of us.

Stupid is, for some, an unfortunate condition imposed by God. For many, many more, it's a conscious choice. And they are overwhelmingly Democrats.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at October 23, 2020 02:07 PM (ClVvI)

538 "Dark winter" is the phrase I wish I didn't hear of before, in context of "the great reset" our depopulating herd managers have planned for us in their "better world built back" It's plays well to certain audiences and too many have basically no idea what that lifetime dog whistler Biden was on about there. Or maybe he's just so senior he doesn't realize he's talking to the wrong room and too soon.

Posted by: SarahW at October 23, 2020 02:11 PM (g1vnC)

539 Which makes is "ending oil" crap last night even more bizarre. He has to know that the green new deal crap is killing him in PA.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

He has dementia, he memorized what he was supposed to say in the primary and couldn't switch gears to a general election audience.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 23, 2020 02:11 PM (GZ/yK)

540 423 Adding to Florida stats, recent polls indicated 60% of Dems voted already but only 40% of Trump voters have, this number was consistent in two polls I believe. Wonder how massive that 20% shift will be....
Posted by: Two Weeks From Impressing Amy Coney Barrett With My Manly Notepad at October 23, 2020 01:47 PM (8YFRI)

I'm pretty sure some of those Democrats are voting for Trump, too. A survey taken at one of his yuuuge rallies recently showed that 29% of the attendees were Democrats.

I'm not sure how that'll translate into actual votes, but I suspect it will have an impact.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 23, 2020 02:12 PM (H3MF8)

541 La-a = Ladasha

Posted by: free tibet at October 23, 2020 02:16 PM (ELgVT)

542 190 Under the Peter Principle, aren't you supposed to stop being promoted when you reach your level of incompetence?
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2020 01:21 PM (vOGqy)

---------
Peter Principle paragraph 4 subsection C: for elected officials, the Peter Principle only applies to the stupidity of the voters. Thus, although a candidate may be dumber than a sackful if Shelia Jackson Lees, it's the stupidity of her constituents that determines the level of her promotion.

Posted by: cornbred at October 23, 2020 02:21 PM (A751K)

543 > I'm getting multiple posts from friends that currently at Meijer people are filling carts with paper goods. Should I be concerned or start picking up anything in particular?

Depends on what Biden meant by invoking "dark winter" as a code phrase. Might want to get vaccinated for smallpox, just in case.

Posted by: Go 'way, toobin at October 23, 2020 02:24 PM (9p+wn)

544 Is it racist to notice the same group of people that think that Guam is about to tip(Hank Johnson) over also believe that children ride Canis latrans(coyotes) across the Mexican border. Literal low IQ retards run parts of this country. But never talk about IQ goyiim, that has been completely debunked by fraudster (((Stephen Gould.)))

Posted by: TrumpedUP at October 23, 2020 02:40 PM (jsNGa)

545 Joy Behar Threatens To Leave USA If Melania Won't Stop Trump's Border Policy

As a Midwest Sheriff recently said, I'll help you leave, on the condition you promise not to come back.

Posted by: Emotional disaster of infant smuggling at October 23, 2020 02:46 PM (BBWrU)

546
Tampons make great plugs for bullet and stab wounds.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 23, 2020 01:35 PM (/Dgcm

That's what Ghost said.

Posted by: Mike Jenkins at October 23, 2020 02:57 PM (ko0V2)

547 Man these people are dumb and unfortunately they are allowed to vote. Vote Trump and Republican like your life depends on it because it does.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 23, 2020 03:00 PM (tSosf)

548 Sooper Genius

Posted by: LTCHAM at October 23, 2020 03:04 PM (lREC9)

549 * guffaw *

NOW the wheels are starting to come off.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Apbdw)

550 157 Here's where I'm at on this. If you don't live in a border state or a state with a heavy Mexican or other Latin American influx through illegal migration, you may not know what a "coyote" is. That's okay.

Hell, I live in Canada and I know exactly what the word means in that particular context.

Posted by: Stvitalkid at October 23, 2020 03:38 PM (6Y/1Q)

551 They are so ignorant it is ridiculous.

Like they live on a separate planet...not to understand the human/child/pedo sex trafficking of illegals...by human coyotes.

It is very evident that conservatives have the highest IQ.

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