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Has Melissa Francis Been Fired from Fox?
Plus: Waiting for the Tony Bobulinski Presser
Melissa Francis is a panelist on Outnumbered. She's the one who forbade Newt Gingrich from mentioning the verified fact that George Soros had spent millions to get far-leftwing Antifa DA's elected around the country -- Antifa DAs who are refusing to prosecute antifa terrorists.
She's at the end of her contract, she hasn't been on Fox for two weeks, and she's filed a grievance against the company, claiming gender discrimination. Some say she's been fired. Fox denies this -- but stresses no decision has been made, and that they're always making staff changes. Which sounds like "she's been fired" to me.Francis has not been on air at Fox News for more than two weeks -- October 7 being her last appearance -- and the Los Angeles Times reported Thursday that she "is probably at the end of her six-year run at the network, according to people familiar with the matter." The Los Angeles Times further reported that Francis "had filed a gender-based pay discrimination claim against the company that has been in arbitration," citing "one person familiar with the proceedings," with Francis allegedly complaining she was "underpaid compared with her male colleagues." Despite the Los Angeles Times reporting that an unnamed person "close to FrancisI think they have to say that the decision to keep her or fire her is being made "indepedendent" of her gender-discrimination claim, otherwise she'd just slap on a new charge of retaliation. Yeah, she fired. It makes me wonder if Francis was attempting to make a demo reel, presenting herself as a good fit for a leftwing news program, like The View. That would explain her sudden proclamation that it was now no longer acceptable to note that George Soros bankrolled a lot of the Antifa DA's currently plaguing the country. Bobulinski Presser: I don't have a good link for this. I'm going to link Right Side Broadcasting's live feed pre-debate. Maybe they'll have it, but I don't know.
said the Fox News co-host had been fired, Fox News denied the claim.
In a statement to Mediaite, Fox News claimed that it "regularly considers programming changes, including to its daytime lineup, and will launch new formats as appropriate after the election." "These changes are being made independent of any other ongoing matter," the network added -- noting that Francis has not been fired.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2020 06:37 PM (w2LAm)
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Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2020 06:38 PM (w2LAm)
Sorry, I mean Maxwell - her release had nothing but denials...
Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2020 06:39 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2020 06:39 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2020 06:39 PM (gk0uD)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 22, 2020 06:39 PM (2dMdG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 06:40 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Jean
............
Blonde hair and brown eyes are a "thing" for some guys..
Don't look at me!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2020 06:40 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Redenzo at October 22, 2020 06:40 PM (E7vND)
OK, she was on Outnumbered.
Which, okay, never watch.
Posted by: jsg
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She wasn't actually on it. She apparently pulled the puppet strings on Acceptable Topics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 06:41 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 22, 2020 06:41 PM (pxDdN)
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 22, 2020 06:39 PM (PbpT7)
18 Hope not. I'm a.fan of hers. She tells it like it is. The Fox Corp dudes can't handle a strong conservative woman.
Posted by: Redenzo at October 22, 2020 06:40 PM (E7vND)
Thunderdome !
Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2020 06:41 PM (gk0uD)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 22, 2020 06:41 PM (hGohp)
Haven't watched Fox daytime in a while. Thought she was on the business channel. Who did they replace her with? I noticed a commercial that Kennedy was coming back, after what 7 months?
Posted by: the other coyote at October 22, 2020 06:41 PM (d1P1b)
Posted by: Tuna at October 22, 2020 06:42 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2020 06:42 PM (/R5rs)
Posted by: Prime sistah at October 22, 2020 06:43 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2020 06:43 PM (/R5rs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 22, 2020 06:43 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 22, 2020 06:43 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: the other coyote at October 22, 2020 06:43 PM (d1P1b)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 22, 2020 06:44 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2020 06:44 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2020 06:44 PM (gk0uD)
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2020 06:44 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: the other coyote at October 22, 2020 06:45 PM (d1P1b)
Posted by: mikeski
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! that um, other, guy ...
Posted by: Francois the Talking Mule ... at October 22, 2020 06:45 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 22, 2020 06:45 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: FJ900 at October 22, 2020 06:45 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2020 06:45 PM (3aLWR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2020 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Some lesser Murdoch at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: FoxNews at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (gk0uD)
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Sen. Ron Wyden (D-OR) are calling on the FBI to refrain from opening any investigation of Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden's family prior to the 2020 election.
Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2020 06:39 PM (X5CsJ)
HARDY HAR HAR HAR!!!
although I know how Barr could redeem himself in my eyes: Barr could make a Public Statement saying "Ordinarily, if we were presented with Documented Evidence of Influence Peddling, Bribery, and Money Laundering, we would open an investigation immediately. But since the prime target of this investigation is currently running for President, we will wait to open the Investigation until November 4th."
I could be happy with a public announcement like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: pep at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (8AONa)
Which, okay, never watch.
Posted by: jsg
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She wasn't actually on it. She apparently pulled the puppet strings on Acceptable Topics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Woops I just read the content. So she was a panelist.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (WQZ1O)
"We fixed the glitch."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (/R5rs)
Posted by: filbert at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2020 06:46 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Tuna at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (gLRfa)
Really? My wife has been binge watching the Little House reruns on one of the cable nets. I have something to talk to her about now!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (O6DoG)
Also Ace, just had to share with ya and the Horde: one of the propositions on the California ballot is Prop 22, which will allow services such as Uber and UberEats (full disclosure: I do work for UE) to continue doing business in California. Sacramento has been trying to chase independent-contractorship jobs (outside of Hollywood, of course) out of the state.
Anyway, most of the ads up 'til now have been pro-Prop 22, but now GLORIA ALLRED of all people is doing anti-22 ads. "Drivers don't get any sexual harassment training!!"
OMG Gloria!! I never thought about that! You mean I'm NOT supposed to greet every female customer by honking her boobs?! Thanks for setting me straight! No wonder my approval rating in the app is only 12%! [/nuclear eyeball]
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (L2ZTs)
She put herself through college as an economic major and became a money honey in the Fox pipeline.
Posted by: Redenzo at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Menack at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (buTO7)
...citing "one person familiar with the proceedings," with Francis allegedly complaining she was "underpaid compared with her male colleagues."
You mean like Tucker?
I'll bet my left nut she's referring to Tucker and Hannity, her "male colleagues" who have their own BLOCKBUSTER prime-time shows.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (g3/1j)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 22, 2020 06:42 PM (/R5rs)
I make a conscious effort to objectify the talking heads on these news programs. They should be interchangeable, because their jobs could be done by text-to-speech software and a manniken.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (Oy1N9)
Warmed me heart, it did.
I also got to razz my pharmacist who's a big UGA fan about getting beat by my Beloved Crimson Tide. I wasn't going to say one word about Sabin being 22-0 against his former assistant coaches or overcoming a half-time scoring deficit to beat them 41-24 on two turnovers. I really wasn't.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (iTXRQ)
TV for emotionally stunted liberal women.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: the other coyote at October 22, 2020 06:48 PM (d1P1b)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 22, 2020 06:43 PM (nUhF0)
Caroline was a Karen.
Posted by: FoxNews at October 22, 2020 06:48 PM (gk0uD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2020 06:48 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 22, 2020 06:48 PM (4X3wC)
In trying to dispell propaganda, the images he uses CREATES its own propaganda against the right. It's subtle but disgusting. The color red is used for fake news, blue for good news. And the red "bad" media had no person of color, the mixed and "good" blue media had a a person of color. And most of the memes were conservative "bad" memes.
I hope this leaks so you can see it.
It was fun to see the pepe frogs in a major presentation though!
Posted by: LizLem at October 22, 2020 06:49 PM (Rbfr/)
She should have masturbated during a Zoom meeting.
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2020 06:49 PM (v0R5T)
"This show has been censored by the state!! You are not allowed to watch it!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 06:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Problem is, the CNN and MSNBC et al are already overrun with "conservative" never trumpers. Maybe she can be the weather chick in Medicine Lodge KA.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2020 06:49 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2020 06:50 PM (2B/3Q)
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2020 06:50 PM (x6txS)
I ... vaguely remember her, I think? It is hard to sift the blonds sometimes on Fox.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2020 06:50 PM (cI3Q7)
There's a certain "Hunter" I'd like to introduce her to. For 10% commission, of course.
Posted by: The Big Guy at October 22, 2020 06:50 PM (usCq7)
Posted by: aelfheld at October 22, 2020 06:50 PM (Zy9Yy)
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But, Newt Gingrich had insulted the honor of Outnumbered!
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Casting Couch.
Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (gk0uD)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (4NtsG)
Just saw (sound off, this time) a clip of Gov. Noem with Ingraham.
I could watch Gov. Kristi, oh, for a very long time. Daily.
She could talk about anything she wanted.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: dartist at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (NNfdG)
Did somebody wake him up and let him know?
Not really flaming skull worthy, but definitely smoldering femur.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (x6txS)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
OMG Gloria!! I never thought about that! You mean I'm NOT supposed to greet every female customer by honking her boobs?! Thanks for setting me straight! No wonder my approval rating in the app is only 12%
It's more of a problem than you acknowledge though. Without sexual harassment training, the average uber driver can't even find my wife's g-spot. Can't tell you the number of times I've been in the back seat yelling "fuck her, fuck her like a real man," and the uber driver just has idea what to do.
Posted by: david french at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: FoxNews at October 22, 2020 06:48 PM (gk0uD)
More of a Mary Sue.
Actually a Melanie Hamilton...
Posted by: browndog at October 22, 2020 06:53 PM (BgMrQ)
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One of my doctors is an Auburn graduate. One year when the Iron Bowl was a close call I made a deal with him that we wouldn't tease each other, no matter who won. Now every Fall he asks me, "Do we still have our Iron Bowl deal?"
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2020 06:53 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Ex Pope Benedict IX at October 22, 2020 06:53 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 22, 2020 06:53 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
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God willing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 22, 2020 06:53 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: the other coyote at October 22, 2020 06:53 PM (d1P1b)
Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at October 22, 2020 06:53 PM (rf8LA)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 22, 2020 06:53 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: dartist at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (+ya+t)
Don't be muleish about it...
Posted by: Donald O'Connor at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
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I'm totally okay with that manipulative shit.
The only poll that matters will be collected sometime a couple of days from November 3rd.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (Eicbe)
david french, you're telling me!! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (Gsc6A)
Don't tease me.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)
No, preverts, "cleaning her shotgun" is not code for anything.
And further no, preverts, she could be normally clothed.
Although nothing but short shorts and an orange hunting vest would be acceptable.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (XTyi0)
She doesn't have a prayer. All she had to do was claim she identified as a man and viola! Equal pay! I'd summarily dismiss the case.
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (lRrON)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Duh. You think girls just know how to do the twirl naturally?
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
Tell the tubby fuck to update his resume.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (hGohp)
Nah, I have Adobe Premiere.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (sG4Hj)
Dammit, I only have Reader!! Sure, I get to read the script, but everyone else gets to see an actual show!!!!
Posted by: SSBN656 (G) at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (rf8LA)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
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I'm totally okay with that manipulative shit.
The only poll that matters will be collected sometime a couple of days from November 3rd.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (Eicbe)
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To be fair, the only reason polling will be done isn't because they got it wrong but because the left will blame the overly optimistic polls in part on the loss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 22, 2020 06:51 PM (KAi1n)
That's one I need to read extra special careful-like. I typically never vote yes on any prop here (or no if it's really yes, which they've done). On the face of it it seems to be pretty obvious, but who knows what weird stuff they could slip in. Oddly, my voting guide just came yesterday, but the mail in voting crap came in almost 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (tyEy7)
That fake email by the Iranians posing as the proudboys, and pushed by the fraudulent lincoln project, is hilarious.
The email is so obviously Iranian! It reads exactly like a typical Iranian govt-issued statement.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (g3/1j)
Posted by: TheHoser at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (pB6Gt)
No, preverts, "cleaning her shotgun" is not code for anything.
And further no, preverts, she could be normally clothed.
Although nothing but short shorts and an orange hunting vest would be acceptable.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (OTzUX)
Go on...uh uh uh uh
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: tbodie at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (UWStq)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (LIhNq)
@MelissaAFrancis Oct 18
Trump will win. 100%. I'm not advocating, I'm telling you to mentally prepare. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (cF8AT)
I make a conscious effort to objectify the talking heads on these news programs. They should be interchangeable, because their jobs could be done by text-to-speech software and a manniken.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (Oy1N9) "
Could, and should !
A modern version of Francis Bacon's "brazen head that spoke" would be about right ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (Dm2AW)
No, preverts, "cleaning her shotgun" is not code for anything.
And further no, preverts, she could be normally clothed.
Although nothing but short shorts and an orange hunting vest would be acceptable.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2020 06:54 PM (OTzUX)
............
Well there is a video out there of her in an orange vest shooting pheasants. Probably too many clothes for your liking but even as a gal I was impressed.
Posted by: Molly k. at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (4I/L6)
Posted by: rhomboid
One bandolier.
Only.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (Rvt88)
Without sexual harassment training, the average uber driver can't even
find my wife's g-spot. Can't tell you the number of times I've been in
the back seat yelling "fuck her, fuck her like a real man," and the uber
driver just has idea what to do.
Posted by: david french at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (H5knJ)
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Same.
*soft, sweaty fist-bump*
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Corner Men Everywhere at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (4NtsG)
The only thing missing from the Iranian's fake email stunt on behalf of the Biden campaign was "allah akbar" as a sign off.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (g3/1j)
And the bubble-headed bleach blondes just going along with whatever pays the bills and gets them screen time
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 22, 2020 06:55 PM (NWM+b)
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Also though, this year, the manifesto I read online says that they'll know to riot because Trump couldn't have won the state because of the polls.
When you're too stupid not to know that you're doubling down on stupid.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (Eicbe)
That fake email by the Iranians posing as the proudboys, and pushed by the fraudulent lincoln project, is hilarious.
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Was it written with an Iranian accent?
Posted by: FJ900 at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
Learn to code, motherfucker.
Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (1l2Ri)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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Some will reflect and realize that they've undermined their own power and become more and more disconnected from the general American public.
These will be sacrificed to Gaia in a volcano by the rest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: the other coyote at October 22, 2020 06:53 PM (d1P1b)
******
Wasn't going places before that came out either, he does focus groups for company' s commercials
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (pE+Yq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: iandeal at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (vgGyZ)
Its his ass on the line, too. He's mentioned in those Emails. So is popsicle head Schiff.
And I love your new nick, its so cute
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)
Assuming Fox wants to be rid of her, I think there are only two possibilities: 1- they've worked out a separation agreement that requires both sides to keep quiet/say nothing; or 2 - they are negotiating a resolution but haven't concluded their negotiations yet.
If I were betting, I would bet on 2, because if it was 1, I think they probably would have agreed on a joint statement to announce the separation.
Posted by: Leeotis at October 22, 2020 06:58 PM (zf8hw)
Posted by: DB- just DB.
Casting Couch.
Posted by: jsg
So there is a crank involved.
Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2020 06:58 PM (P1f+c)
Dear Roku, I can easily put you out on trash day for that.
Posted by: Strike 1 MF, strike 1. at October 22, 2020 06:58 PM (buTO7)
BUT... Disney would probably welcome that at this stage. They'd then have an excuse to unload Disneyland, which their hand-picked gov Newsom won't allow to reopen.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
Learn to code, motherfucker.
Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (1l2Ri)
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Hah!
Posted by: Coal Miners at October 22, 2020 06:58 PM (Eicbe)
gender-based pay discrimination claim against the company that has been
in arbitration," citing "one person familiar with the proceedings," with
Francis allegedly complaining she was "underpaid compared with her male
colleagues.""
These types of cases are tossed out in 98% of the negotiated contract employee disputes.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2020 06:58 PM (JUOKG)
https://tinyurl.com/MFrancishot
Posted by: tbodie"
Well she's definitely gender specific.
Posted by: eleven at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: jsg
So there is a crank involved.
Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2020 06:58 PM (P1f+c)
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Nope.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (Eicbe)
Was it written with an Iranian accent?
Posted by: FJ900
You can practically hear it when you read it!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (g3/1j)
Dear Roku, I can easily put you out on trash day for that.
Posted by: Strike 1 MF, strike 1. at October 22, 2020 06:58 PM (buTO7)
Not actually that uncommon for the cable channel apps to require that - that isn't Roku doing that, it is the cable channel.
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (idkM1)
I think they both have, shall we say, defecated the bed so thoroughly that they cannot climb out of the mess.
And their response? The media will double down on crazy. No idea what pollsters will do. They seem unable to figure out how the hell to even do their jobs any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (cF8AT)
Seems to me there are multiple problems with polling for the Presidential election.
1. The cellphone problem
2. People lie to pollsters
3. You have to guess who's going to actually vote and weight your polls accordingly
4. The people paying for polls want to hear that Democrats are winning, and pollsters want to get paid, yo.
5. You have to account for fraud
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (sG4Hj)
That alone would get me to vote yes, but it could be a trick.
But honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if some creep in a black robe decides that we didn't know what we were doing and overturn prop 22 anyway. That's becoming the norm.
Damn, it's mind boggling to think that this state wasn't only sane, but great.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (8B6Ng)
If Trump wins, the sane people will win.
If Trump loses - I don't expect to be watching Tucker for much longer.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: the Proud Boys srsly u guys at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (ykYG2)
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He can always shill gold coins on overnight cable with Dick Morris.
Posted by: BluesFish at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (7mSw0)
Posted by: the other coyote at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (d1P1b)
Luntz said if pollsters get this wrong again and Trump wins the polling industry is finished.
Posted by: Ha
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The mold has to be broken, old ways abandoned. I've talked (I think) about the people who predicted that Trump would take Pennsylvania in 2016. A South African data analysis firm that didn't poll -- they analyzed social media. Something like that may be the way of the future.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)
So more preemptive censorship, great. No wonder the media was trying to chokehold the Hunter laptop. Stop the info before it starts flowing.
Can't stop the signal... yet.
Posted by: LizLem at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (idkM1)
So..fragging media style eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (idkM1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (sWM8x)
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Somebody save the buggy whips!
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (Eicbe)
Beyond awesome.
Think she had the dark aviator sunglasses on. Didn't matter. She would be hawt in overalls and a baseball cap, whatever.
But the combo - hawt governor, actually shooting game on camera during a commercial ....... and leaving aside her rational C19 leadership. Oh my!
BTW, South Dakota health dept. has a C19 risk calculator up that you can use to get crude estimates of risk, given your particulars.
Looks like I'm likely to survive this. And by my quick calculation, death #s (even before the needed major pruning) put things higher than 1968 but lower than 1957, in terms of deaths/million. So why was that arrogant incompetent little scrunt beclowning himself about "worst since 1918"? Doesn't look like it.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2020 07:02 PM (ykYG2)
ROTFLMFAO....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 22, 2020 07:02 PM (ufFY8)
@MelissaAFrancis Oct 18
Trump will win. 100%. I'm not advocating, I'm telling you to mentally prepare. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (cF8AT)
HEATHEN! YOU'RE FIRED. FIRED, FIRED FIRED, FIRED!!!
Posted by: Fox, CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS at October 22, 2020 07:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 22, 2020 07:02 PM (FDiG/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 07:02 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (7mSw0)
Heh. I imagine The Ewok signal shining over Dallas.
Posted by: tbodie at October 22, 2020 07:02 PM (UWStq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)
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Yeah, but he's got a wife.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2020 07:02 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (iTXRQ)
There are plenty of white blond women at local stations. And some of those local stations are "farm teams" for the big network news stations. They bubble up.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (TIB+h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (9vG6o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:01 PM (KZzsI
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Like Disney.
The rush to re-open in mid-November in places like CA and NY is going to be fascinating to watch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (NWM+b)
John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
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23m
Tony Bobulinski will be speaking with the White House press pool at 6pm CT
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (pE+Yq)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (ZfRYq)
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Makes sense. OK, Roku is pardoned.
Posted by: Strike 1 MF, strike 1. at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (buTO7)
What can we do you for?
Posted by: the other coyote at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (d1P1b)
Posted by: Diogenes
Technical Director revenge. "Want to screw over a director? Do exactly what they tell you.'
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (idkM1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 07:02 PM (G51Gf)
********
Earth, 3rd Rock from the Sun
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (pE+Yq)
Posted by: JT at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (arJlL)
Is OANN run by radical Mormons who would make him get married to three or four additional women or something? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)
It's the classic political move of finding a solution to the problem I caused. It's one of those discussion points where I've partially red-pilled my wife.
Posted by: InCali at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (1l2Ri)
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (Eicbe)
The fact that Francis was telling everyone what they could and could not say in that segment may lead to liability. Not just civil liability, criminal liability, if we're talking about sedition.
So I think they had to fire her, and they were forced to. It's every man for himself.
Posted by: artemis at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (7mSw0)
And I love your new nick, its so cute
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)
Why, Thank you!
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Tofer732 at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (SJp+V)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (4NtsG)
My question is, if he would have had mild symptoms, would they have invited him to talk about Mask Awareness (TM)?
No, of course not. Total panic porn.
Posted by: AF at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (S8ePJ)
Is OANN run by radical Mormons who would make him get married to three or four additional women or something? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (L2ZTs)
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Oh. I read that as ONAN.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (Eicbe)
It's more of a problem than you acknowledge though. Without sexual
harassment training, the average uber driver can't even find my wife's
g-spot. Can't tell you the number of times I've been in the back seat
yelling "fuck her, fuck her like a real man," and the uber driver just
has idea what to do.
Posted by: david french at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (H5knJ)
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Post of the year.
Posted by: TheHoser at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (IDjUx)
Dems are up about 25k to 30k; including mail-in.
Hillary won by 27k; with Johnson getting 37k votes
1/3 of the 2016 vote has been cast this year.
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (aO8Gd)
the email is from "officialproudboys.com"
Wait, wait, there's more.
"We are in possession of your information (email, address, telephone...everything). You are currently registered as a Democrat and we know this because we gained access into the entire voting infrastructure. [Sounds very Proud Boys-ish, yes? Here comes the good part.]
You will vote for Trump on election day or we will come after you. Change your party affiliation to Republican to let us know you received our message and will comply. We will know which candidate you voted for. I would take this seriously if I were you."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (g3/1j)
Posted by: Ha
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Accurate polling died when caller ID came into wide spread use. The majority of people do not answer their phone when an unknown number calls.
Polling firms have to make tens of thousands of calls just to get 1,000 people to answer them. And then "weighting" comes into play which is vodoo science and wrong more often than not.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: JT at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (arJlL)
I haz longer head. 45 minutes is my rec.....
Oh, wait.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (1l2Ri)
@johnrobertsFox
23m
Tony Bobulinski will be speaking with the White House press pool at 6pm CT
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (pE+Yq)
Press Corps: who are you?
Tony: Tony Bobulinski.
Press Corps: You cannot be verified.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (axyOa)
As I've said before, I still really want to move to another state. I'm seeing some opportunities to make that sales pitch to the rest of my family coming up, but at this stage, who knows where I'll be in five years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)
programs. They should be interchangeable, because their jobs could be
done by text-to-speech software and a manniken.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2020 06:47 PM (Oy1N9)
You want to watch Desnudando las Noticias channel.
I mean yes, it is in Spanish only, but hey, the all female cast of presenters get nekkid, so who cares.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:00 PM (7mSw0)
Do you need us to contact someone to pick you up?
(I hope that wasn't supposed to be me...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
Learn to code, motherfucker.
Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM
Someone needs to replace all those diversity and inclusion seminars with one entitled "Embracing Irrelevance with Equanimity".
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (3GzTP)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (sG4Hj)
So as we all know, the Ukranians caved to Biden's threat and fired the supposedly "bad" top prosecutor.
Biden's stated justification for getting this prosecutor fired was that he wasn't doing a good enough job of investigating corruption in the Ukraine. (Had absolutely nothing at all to do with any investigation of corruption at Hunter's company Burisma, of course!).
So of course one would expect that if the Obama administration wanted corruption actually investigated, they'd not just pressure Ukraine to fire the "bad" prosecutor, they'd also want to make sure that a good, tough prosecutor would be appointed in his place -- somebody who was really going to go after the bad actors involved in all the corruption in Ukraine.
But instead of doing that, the Obama administration either did nothing, or approved the new prosecutor that Ukraine appointed. He was a crook himself, a drunk and a fool who had been fired from his previous government job for embezzlement and other abuses.
Oh, and this new, tougher prosecutor had ZERO legal experience and didn't even have a law degree.
This is how Joe Biden battled corruption in the Ukraine.
Story's at Powerline.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 06:59 PM (cF8AT)
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It's like a pre-game show!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (sGotD)
ROTFLMFAO....Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 22, 2020 07:02 PM (ufFY
Breitbart is smiling down from heaven, having a chuckle...
Posted by: banana Dream at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (TIB+h)
That hurt it pretty bad but what put the spike in its withered heart is the cell phone. Nobody likes to even talk on the damned things, let alone talk to a pollster. Nobody answers a number they don't recognize, even if they get a nice looking ID.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
"While President Harris is forcing congress to help her pack the Supreme Court, my network is forcing me to pack my harem!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (L2ZTs)
ANY COMPANY THAT DOES BUSINESS IN CHINA HAS A BANK ACCT. THERE!
My gawd, where do they get these idjits.
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
"If."
Yeah. "If."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (2VUst)
Posted by: Bosk at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (SWbVS)
I don't get it - do people like things this sweet and gooey, or maybe they just eat one at a sitting. Am I the only one who make a meal out of brownies? Anyway, I need to work on this recipe.
I used to by the Ghriadelli mix, and I got a good deal on a couple boxes not long ago, but now they are about $70 in Japan and have been all year. So I have to make something from scratch.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (LWu6U)
7 Is she hot?
Posted by: Jean at October 22, 2020 06:38 PM (8OJak)
Meh
Posted by: jsg at October 22, 2020 06:38 PM (gk0uD)
She's a One.
She was a regular on Fox Business.
But, she looks weird because she has a big mouth.
My theory is that if you draw an imaginary line from the edge of someone's lips, straight up, it should go directly over one's pupils. When you look at her, that line is a little off, which gives the impression that she has a big mouth.
However, I would still bang her, even though she is a Soros-whore.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (ufFY8)
John Roberts
@johnrobertsFox
23m
Tony Bobulinski will be speaking with the White House press pool at 6pm CT
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (pE+Yq)
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Heh
Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (qKfc+)
Posted by: Strike 1 MF, strike 1. at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (buTO7)
Yep, I'd only get upset if you were running the Roku channel app. But anything else you install from elsewhere - it's their call. I think I remember doing just that a few weeks back and I was pissed too when I just wanted to see a freakin' trailer and it's asking for my CC.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (cF8AT)
Tony Bobulinski will be speaking with the White House press pool at 6pm CT
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg
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One hour before the debate? He's driving Kristen Welker nuts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (G51Gf)
Wait, wait, there's more.
LOL you sure it wasnt "really the Proudboys, honest".com?
And anyone is supposed to buy that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (KZzsI)
(I hope that wasn't supposed to be me...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (/kh7m)
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Salty is on his way. What troibles me is that this is the most featureless airport I have ever been in. The lack of landmarks is staggering.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (7mSw0)
don't kid yourself--they have a fairly accurate indicator of who's going to vote for who via social media. which is why the mail in balloting is ripe for fraud.
Posted by: artemis at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Seriously?
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Menack at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (idkM1)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 22, 2020 07:03 PM (4NtsG)
You sure you're not Zod?
'Cause you sound, suspiciously, like Zod...
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (BgMrQ)
And we have very good deal on Subaru if you come by in next week!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (ykYG2)
217 Luntz said if pollsters get this wrong again and Trump wins the polling industry is finished.
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
"If."
Yeah. "If."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (2VUst)
I wonder if the Toad has any real world skills??
Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (bCLt0)
This is how Joe Biden battled corruption in the Ukraine.
Story's at Powerline.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (k4dH2)
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Wow. Looks like this story has been hiding in plain sight for years.
Fuckin' good-for-nothing media handmaidens!
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
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God willing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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And I'm just as guilty as anyone as getting sucked into polls, but they should have been "finished" a long time ago.
If you look at the polling right before the election in 2016, it really was major outlets saying things like Hillary was up 14 points.
I'm really wondering if Presidential polling has ever been accurate, we just had so many lopsided elections over the years, it was easy to "paper" over how off they were.
Posted by: Blago at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (gkdnV)
OTOH I've heard she is not nearly as egotistical as most other newsreaders.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (ykYG2)
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Welcome to the minefield, Joe.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (2VUst)
Yeah I don't.... where's the big problem here? Trump has bank accounts all over the world, where he used to travel and have to do business. I don't even understand what exactly that's supposed to mean to them.
He ate Chinese food in the past too, does that make him a hypocrite?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (LIhNq)
@MelissaAFrancis Oct 18
Trump will win. 100%. I'm not advocating, I'm telling you to mentally prepare. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 06:56 PM (cF8AT)
She's warning people to mentally prepare for a Trump win. To all of her good little libtard friends with TDS?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (wf/AT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: browndog at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 06:52 PM (+jNil)
Says the guy who, on Nov. 8th 2016, declared "Hillary Clinton will be the next president."
Fuck off Luntz...
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (cF8AT)
Yep. I only answer numbers I don't recognize when I'm job-hunting. Any other time they get screened.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)
Why, Thank you!
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (LIhNq)
........
Caught my eye too. Either an Ecuadorian beauty queen or a bloodsucking female. Or both.
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (bCLt0)
It's like a pre-game show!
Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (sGotD)
LOL!
Posted by: Tami
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What's really funny is they actually do have a pre-game show that starts at 5:30. They'll have to ditch their scripts and wing it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 07:11 PM (G51Gf)
And anyone is supposed to buy that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Dood, it made it to all the fake news shows, local and national! They "reported" it as real.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 07:11 PM (g3/1j)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (idkM1)
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I'm at the correct airport now, at least
Thanks.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:11 PM (7mSw0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2020 07:11 PM (snOKo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2020 07:11 PM (cI3Q7)
They didn't demand a Bitcoin deposit in some account?
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2020 07:11 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Bets on how many of the LSM bow out. Plausible denialability (sp) and all....
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2020 07:11 PM (idkM1)
Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2020 07:12 PM (1l2Ri)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)
Why, Thank you!
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:05 PM (LIhNq)
........
Caught my eye too. Either an Ecuadorian beauty queen or a bloodsucking female. Or both.
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (v0R5T)
If they only knew...
Posted by: browndog at October 22, 2020 07:12 PM (BgMrQ)
It's like The Bridges of Madison County but not as Butch.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2020 07:12 PM (x6txS)
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (v0R5T)
Ahh...both. Let's go with that
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:12 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2020 07:12 PM (cI3Q7)
I'm picturing a supervillainess like the Wasp, shrinking and an armor piercing blast, flight
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2020 07:12 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2020 07:11 PM (cI3Q7)
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They've already ruled all that out of bounds.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2020 07:12 PM (Eicbe)
As I've said before, I still really want to move to another state. I'm seeing some opportunities to make that sales pitch to the rest of my family coming up, but at this stage, who knows where I'll be in five years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Steve, you might want to get out sooner than later, and have room for your mother (if I remember correctly) for when she decides to follow. Maybe if you get out that will motivate others.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2020 07:13 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 22, 2020 07:13 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 22, 2020 07:13 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2020 07:12 PM (1l2Ri)
How many flights of stairs this time?
(Also I fear that if Joe really did fall down he'd hit his head and suddenly start making sense when he talks.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 22, 2020 07:13 PM (mgeLn)
Thanks.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat
This saga could be the second most talked about thing on the threads tonight!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 22, 2020 07:13 PM (idkM1)
Posted by: Ha
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They already have it wrong.
And the industry is already finished, if you believe their industry is predicting elections.
On the other hand, the industry of making money by giving their clients results they want to see is doing quite well.
We the people aren't the ones paying them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 22, 2020 07:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:14 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2020 07:14 PM (bCLt0)
(I hope that wasn't supposed to be me...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2020 07:06 PM (/kh7m)
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Salty is on his way. What troibles me is that this is the most featureless airport I have ever been in. The lack of landmarks is staggering.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:08 PM (7mSw0)
Oh, good!
Tell Salty I said Hi
Ask him about last year's airport run...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2020 07:14 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I'll destroy you at October 22, 2020 07:14 PM (8l1ux)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2020 07:14 PM (ykYG2)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2punfkl
Kids, don't plastic surgery. Just don't.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
Boy, it's been a rough year for Mick Jagger
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (LIhNq)
Who the hell is Jim Biden? There is a James/Jim in the mix all of a sudden? Jim Bob Biden?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)
What I want to do is go to a tiny city in AZ where I already have family. It's also inexpensive I believe, and close to the California border for when I want to return.
Only problem is, my family here will inflict out-and-out emotional terrorism on me if I try, and my mom will feel truly abandoned, which I don't want to see happen but most definitely will.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jocelyn Wildenstein at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Menack at October 22, 2020 07:09 PM (buTO7)
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I believe she was famous for that. It's a deformity common enough to have a name. I saw a clerk at a starbucks with it once.
I just googled her. Holy god, she got plastic. Funny she was a bit political about her deformed hands, but she carved up her face something fierce to look young -- crowning irony, her face is now the equivalent of her hands.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (x6txS)
Yeah I don't.... where's the big problem here? Trump has bank accounts all over the world, where he used to travel and have to do business. I don't even understand what exactly that's supposed to mean to them.
He ate Chinese food in the past too, does that make him a hypocrite?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:10 PM (KZzsI)
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Its probably the same for any country that you have assets in the country. When I incorporated in Wyoming, I had to show assets in Wyoming. That required that I at least have a Wyoming bank account with assets greater than $50. So I had to drive there in person and open an account.
Posted by: Menack at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (buTO7)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2punfkl
Kids, don't plastic surgery. Just don't.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 22, 2020 07:13 PM (PiwSw)
*puts it back in the pants*
Posted by: Toobin at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (1l2Ri)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (cI3Q7)
Joe's brother.
Posted by: Vendette at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (iTQ9m)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (LIhNq)
Assuming that polling is only now attempting to come to reality, what good are they doing to tell Democrats who don't see internal polls (assuming those are trying to be accurate) about what attacks are effective and which aren't.
As Allahpundit says in his latest post, that the Trump attacks on Biden's mental health weren't effective because they didn't show up in the polls. But, if the polls weren't meant to reflect reality, how many people know if the attacks were or were not actually effective?
That means for months Democrats not in the know about the true state of the race allowed attacks that may have been effective to run relatively unchallenged because they weren't showing up in the polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (g3/1j)
AP Poll published in Time Magazine dated October 26, 2016
Hillary leads by 14 points.
Posted by: Blago at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:13 PM (L2ZTs)
I think a whitish fluid would start coming out his ears, like what happened in the movie Alien when Ash got hit in the head.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (PiwSw)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2punfkl
Kids, don't plastic surgery. Just don't.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
oh dear...
Posted by: Jocelyn Wildenstein at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2020 07:04 PM (v0R5T)
I agree with this sentiment, but getting rid of AB5 is how we accomplish this, not with cut outs. Then again there's the pragmatism of what can we actually accomplish...
Posted by: InCali at October 22, 2020 07:17 PM (9AFWN)
AP Poll published in Time Magazine dated October 26, 2016
Hillary leads by 14 points.
Posted by: Blago at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (gkdnV)
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"You dummies don't realize that you're about to get shown to the camps!"
-Poll troll
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 22, 2020 07:17 PM (NWM+b)
What I want to do is go to a tiny city in AZ where I already have family. It's also inexpensive I believe, and close to the California border for when I want to return.
Only problem is, my family here will inflict out-and-out emotional terrorism on me if I try, and my mom will feel truly abandoned, which I don't want to see happen but most definitely will.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)
All that being said, my sage advice is " ride, ride like the wind, to be free again". But avoid Mexico.
Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2020 07:17 PM (bCLt0)
Dems are up about 25k to 30k; including mail-in.
...
It's around 60k.
Posted by: Ha at October 22, 2020 07:17 PM (+jNil)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2020 07:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2020 07:17 PM (hGohp)
Posted by: Bosk at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (SWbVS
See me at 117.
SFW
Posted by: tbodie at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (UWStq)
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (x6txS)
Since Captain Obvious is-I'm guessing-a guy -we'll just assume that being Salty Dog a nice, straight guy it's none of those things .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2020 07:14 PM (bCLt0)
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Yes to one, no to two. Haven't seen hide nor hair of a news broadscast.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (7mSw0)
Plus his faceplate would fall off...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (L2ZTs)
We are living in a bizarrely divided time with people living side by side, some in the same household, more connected than ever in the history of mankind... split into two irreconcilable camps. Two contrary worldviews, absolutely certain and almost never sharing information or viewpoints outside screaming at each other and throwing rocks.
This just cannot end well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (KZzsI)
What I want to do is go to a tiny city in AZ where I already have family. It's also inexpensive I believe, and close to the California border for when I want to return.
Only problem is, my family here will inflict out-and-out emotional terrorism on me if I try, and my mom will feel truly abandoned, which I don't want to see happen but most definitely will.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:15 PM (L2ZTs)
That sucks... but, sounds like you're better off moving and ignoring the presumably short-term BS, and you can make it clear to your mom that she's welcome anytime. For whatever intertube advice is worth!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (/kh7m)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (WyVLE)
Shit Just Got Real
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (g3/1j)
I was reading some of Melissa Francis' tweets. She doesn't seem to be a fan of Biden or the left. Not sure what happened to her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (wf/AT)
Bobo up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Up until 2000, land line response rates were 50%. With cell phones response rates are now 2%.
I could go on, but I know I bore a lot of people with the inside baseball shit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (5p7BC)
It's not gay if you are in Texas.
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 22, 2020 07:19 PM (x6txS)
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 07:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 22, 2020 07:19 PM (ufFY8)
The interrogator is really not interested in their view on anything. It's not an inter-view. The only "What do you think" question they get is the aforementioned denounce kind.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2020 07:19 PM (Eicbe)
The Senate Judiciary Committee subpoenaed Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey on Thursday for their censorship practices. All 12 Judiciary Committee Republicans approved the motion to subpoena Twitter and Facebook for their censorship of a New York Post story about Hunter Biden's laptop and other content moderation practices.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2020 07:19 PM (tyEy7)
Posted by: Greange at October 22, 2020 07:19 PM (nR+zv)
Posted by: Infidel at October 22, 2020 07:19 PM (2xZJI)
Shit Just Got Real
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (g3/1j)
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Yeah, if you're not watching FOX, hurry up
Posted by: Menack at October 22, 2020 07:19 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (g3/1j)
Bobu's talking at https://youtu.be/aiiSq7toqlQ
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (x6txS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2020 07:17 PM (hGohp)
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I'm about ready to drink my dinner, rght now...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (7mSw0)
...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (KZzsI)
Get your own gig kid, this hustle is mine...
Posted by: Scott Adams at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Also bad news about Christopher Cross. Turns out he went to Juarez. Now he's Chrissy Cross, owned by the cartels and is forced daily to smuggle contraband to the Estados Unidos in his "vagina."
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)
___________
Yikes. That is sad. I remember her from the 80's, when she used to be very pretty.
Some people just won't accept aging gracefully.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (k4dH2)
Shit Just Got Real
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (g3/1j)
You the guy who always says??
Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (bCLt0)
See link in nic. Feel free to use to your hearts content, no rights reserved (since I used Ace's skull to do it.)
I think we're going to need one of these soon.
Direct link: https://pasteboard.co/JwTe5tf.png
Posted by: Cold Rage at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (OXSar)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 22, 2020 07:18 PM (5p7BC)
Not me...
Carry on, I'm a junkie for this stufff.
Posted by: browndog at October 22, 2020 07:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2020 07:21 PM (tyEy7)
Posted by: Infidel at October 22, 2020 07:21 PM (2xZJI)
It's not gay if you are in Texas.
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 22, 2020 07:19 PM (x6txS)
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Go rub your steer somewhere else, Don.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 22, 2020 07:21 PM (7mSw0)
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2020 07:21 PM (x6txS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2020 07:21 PM (OjZpE)
He's not wrong. Look around you.
One or both of us has to be wrong. But neither will admit it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 22, 2020 07:22 PM (g3/1j)
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2020 07:22 PM (Et4xj)
Also bad news about Christopher Cross. Turns out he went to Juarez. Now he's Chrissy Cross, owned by the cartels and is forced daily to smuggle contraband to the Estados Unidos in his "vagina."
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 22, 2020 07:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Ooh, too bad. He shoulda watched " Sicario" or " The Bridge", just sayin'.
Posted by: tubal at October 22, 2020 07:22 PM (bCLt0)
Wrapped in the loving arms of a moderator who will never ever ask a single question related to any of it, armed with a kill switch to make sure Trump doesn't either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 22, 2020 07:22 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 22, 2020 07:23 PM (sGotD)
Yeah, that's what she said!
Ha, ha. I loved that show.
Posted by: Boom-microphone guy at October 22, 2020 07:24 PM (an7Mv)
I'm watching the original version Rebecca tonight, a personal favorite, instead of the debate. It's prep for seeing the new version on Netflix. Armie Hammer has the magnetism of a wet dishrag compared to Laurence Olivier, so I don't have much hope for the new one.
Supposedly Lily James implied that women having affairs was brave or something in an interview? (I guess she is having an affair with an older married man right now, and it's a bit of a scandal. It sounds like is letting personal life color her promotion job for the movie.) She completely misread the whole story of Rebecca if her take is woman having affair = brave.
Posted by: LizLem at October 22, 2020 07:24 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Miss Quito at October 22, 2020 07:25 PM (LIhNq)
That seems important because it looks like more of Jackoff's shenanigans to sway the election in favor of Puddinhead.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 22, 2020 07:25 PM (HaL55)
Joe Heck and Kelly Ayote both lost their Senate campaigns because their internal polling showed them running ahead of Trump's numbers in their states. They tried to distance themselves from Trump and got spanked for it.
If they had stayed true to the party, they would both be in the Senate right now.
Note that even Collins is being very cautious this year to not criticize Trump, even if she won't vote to confirm ACB. She knows that Trump will win ME-2.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 22, 2020 07:26 PM (5p7BC)
That hurt it pretty bad but what put the spike in its withered heart is the cell phone. Nobody likes to even talk on the damned things, let alone talk to a pollster. Nobody answers a number they don't recognize, even if they get a nice looking ID.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
That's me. If you're not in my contacts, I don't answer. I have vm and text for a reason
Posted by: BigZesty at October 22, 2020 07:27 PM (fGpxZ)
Posted by: mightyclaw at October 22, 2020 07:30 PM (bpOIU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I've been porking her on the board room conference table.
Posted by: Paul Ryan at October 22, 2020 07:32 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2020 07:32 PM (sG4Hj)
He's not wrong. Look around you.
One or both of us has to be wrong. But neither will admit it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2020 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Just going for a larf Chris.
I agree completely.
Posted by: browndog at October 22, 2020 07:32 PM (BgMrQ)
ANY COMPANY THAT DOES BUSINESS IN CHINA HAS A BANK ACCT. THERE!
My gawd, where do they get these idjits.
Posted by: Tami at October 22, 2020 07:07 PM (cF8AT)
If she banks with HSBC, she has a Chinese bank account.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 22, 2020 07:37 PM (ko0V2)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 22, 2020 07:16 PM (/Dgcm)
I read that link. I don't think anybody could be stupid enough to mistake suppressors for fuel filters. The guy looks like an Aryan nations type.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2020 07:45 PM (4Vqa8)
She also learned its much more lucrative to act like Fox is mean to you than it is to be good at your job.
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