Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/24/20)

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The Saturday Night Joke

The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County, Nevada, and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you, sir?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000. The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the history of brothels in Nevada, which date back into the early 1800s. But without hesitation he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, "Billings, Montana."

"Really," she said. "I have family in Billings."

"I know," the man said. "I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer
(H/T Legally Sufficient)

If you are offended...........

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An interesting Saturday night tune..............


(H/T Isophorone Blog)

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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You TM Milk, it does a drink good.

Putting milk in a cocktail either sounds gross or way too fancy to pull off at home. But it’s delicious — and far easier to make than you’d think

I can still remember the night I discovered milk punch. It happened six years ago, when I stumbled into a luxurious-looking restaurant in Downtown Los Angeles — the kind of place that has extravagant leather banquettes, 1920s chandeliers and diners in black bandage dresses.

Flipping through the (leather-bound) menu in an awkward corner of the crowded bar, I spotted it: “English Milk Punch,” featuring ingredients like funky Smith & Cross rum, bourbon, green tea, tropical fruit and, strangest of all, something called a “milk clarification.” If I had been more sober, I probably would’ve asked about this unseemly combination of tastes. But I wasn’t, so I stuck my hand up and blurted it out.


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Maybe I should move to the Moon. Nah, just kidding Verizon.

The moon will soon have cell service

NASA and Nokia plan to install it in 2022.

If NASA’s Artemis program succeeds in returning humans to the moon in 2024, the astronauts may have the option of tweeting their first words before leaving their first footprints.

Last week, the US space agency announced a $14.1 million contract with the telecommunications company Nokia to build an LTE cellular network on the moon, one of 15 NASA grants awarded this year to private companies to boost the development of new space technologies. The hardware could touch down in late 2022 and would not need human hands for deployment or configuration, according to Nokia. The network would provide a speedy connection to any devices within range of a base station.


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Are you a Deadhead? Be careful out there.

When we think of Deadheads, we tend to think of genteel hippies preaching peace and love. But as a new podcast called Dead and Gone points out, there’s an underlying darkness at play thanks to the fact that a surprising number of Grateful Dead fans have tragically disappeared from shows by the band or even wound up murdered over the years.

Hosted by Jake Brennan and Payne Lindsey, the podcast explores some of the many unsolved mysteries related to Deadheads, as well as offering a broader look at how, as The Daily Beast puts it, “susceptible Deadheads, in their free-wheeling nature, have been to predation.”


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Once upon a time, there was a free lunch. To Evade Pre-Prohibition Drinking Laws, New Yorkers Created the World’s Worst Sandwich. It was everywhere at the turn of the 20th century. It was also inedible.

NEAR THE END OF THE 19th century, New Yorkers out for a drink partook in one of the more unusual rituals in the annals of hospitality. When they ordered an ale or whisky, the waiter or bartender would bring it out with a sandwich. Generally speaking, the sandwich was not edible. It was “an old desiccated ruin of dust-laden bread and mummified ham or cheese,” wrote the playwright Eugene O’Neill. Other times it was made of rubber. Bar staff would commonly take the sandwich back seconds after it had arrived, pair it with the next beverage order, and whisk it over to another patron’s table. Some sandwiches were kept in circulation for a week or more.

Bar owners insisted on this bizarre charade to avoid breaking the law—specifically, the excise law of 1896, which restricted how and when drinks could be served in New York State. The so-called Raines Law was a combination of good intentions, unstated prejudices, and unforeseen consequences, among them the comically unsavory Raines sandwich.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day: 24 Oct 1936
Bill Wyman, bass, The Rolling Stones (1969 UK & US No.1 single 'Honky Tonk Women', and over 30 Top 40 UK & US singles and albums. Quit The Stones in 1993, 1981 UK solo No.14 'Je Suis Un Rock Star'). Now tours with his backing band, The Rhythm Kings, which has featured Albert Lee and Georgie Fame. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 24 Oct 2018
US singer, songwriter Tony Joe White died of a heart attack on, at the age of 75. He is best known for his 1969 US No.8 single, 'Polk Salad Annie' (also recorded by Elvis Presley and Tom Jones) and ‘Rainy Night in Georgia’ which he wrote but was first made popular by Brook Benton in 1970. He also wrote 'Steamy Windows' a UK No.13 single for Tina Turner.

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Talk about two people who should not have reproduced. Genius Award Winners.

A Swiss couple has named their baby daughter Twifia after Internet start-up Twifi and won themselves 18 years of free wi-fi internet.

The young couple responded to a Facebook ad from Twifi, a Swiss Internet provider, which dared parents to name their newborn Twifus (if it was a boy) or Twifia (if it was a girl) in exchange for 18 years of free internet. The parents, aged 30 and 35, ultimately decided that Twifia wasn’t that bad of a name, and the thought of getting free internet for 18 years and putting that money in a savings account for their daughter was appealing. So after thinking it over, they decided to make it official, putting down ‘Twifia’ as their daughter’s middle name on her birth certificate.


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Of course dog is mankind's best friend. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A drunk woman came home from a long and obviously at least somewhat successful night out and waiting for her was her loyal dog, who had to, as it turns out, become her impromptu caretaker as well.


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Oh Shit moments, via forklift operators.............


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Pumpkin Overdosing.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. No curfews, no pants, no problems, eh?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:55 PM




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1 https://bit.ly/31G0nGH
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BREAKING: Hunter Biden Leaker Warns 'There Will Be More Than 10,000 Pictures,' 'More and More Videos'

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 24, 2020 09:57 PM (elhR3)

2 Dave's not here

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 09:57 PM (r386A)

3 Hello

Posted by: French Jeton at October 24, 2020 09:58 PM (85zsD)

4 4

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 09:58 PM (nUhF0)

5 yeah!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 09:58 PM (nUhF0)

6 19th

Posted by: Miklos, taking the over/under at October 24, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

7 LOL @ the joke

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 09:59 PM (nUhF0)

8 here is Hunter puttin' Malia Obama's credit card to good use -
is2.4chan.org/pol/1603590895672.jpg

[the number's redacted]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2020 10:00 PM (ykYG2)

9 BREAKING: Hunter Biden Leaker Warns 'There Will Be More Than 10,000 Pictures,' 'More and More Videos'


ew this makes me physically ill

horrendous

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 24, 2020 10:00 PM (j9HX3)

10 I'm fasting and on keto and the first thing I see on ONT is a picture of luscious delicious pretzels and beer.


y'all hate me

Posted by: Two Weeks From Having a Chocolate Malt With Two Scoops at October 24, 2020 10:00 PM (8YFRI)

11 Big "O" Has Lost His "MOJO" Obama In Miami Holds Event and Almost No One Shows Up Only 70 People Watch Online!

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 24, 2020 10:01 PM (elhR3)

12 Hi all! I had to leave the MoMe early so we can catch a 6:00 am flight tomorrow.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2020 10:01 PM (CQ8KO)

13 good evening all

Posted by: wing at October 24, 2020 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

14 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum! Nice tune behind the pretzels and beer too.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 24, 2020 10:02 PM (oP2Ln)

15 Biden daughter's diary about inappropriate showers with daddy joe.

I raised two girls and a boy. Never showered with them. I've never heard of anyone doing that.

Posted by: Menack at October 24, 2020 10:02 PM (buTO7)

16 'There Will Be More Than 10,000 Pictures'



Red Jumpsuit Apparatus' least popular album.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 10:02 PM (3P/5p)

17 This is the third time I've seen that Bernie commercial now. I am really starting to understand why he was so popular. His style of attacking Biden was brutal and effective.

Trump should just run that commercial on TV then add "I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message too"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:02 PM (5p7BC)

18 https://bit.ly/37FGaEK
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RELEASED: Biden Call to Ukraine In November 2016 After the Election Shows Biden Pressuring President Poroshenko to End Burisma Investigation

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 24, 2020 10:02 PM (elhR3)

19 ONT Hot 25!

Posted by: Zettai at October 24, 2020 10:02 PM (Eu84d)

20 Zombie Jerry Garcia?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 10:03 PM (r386A)

21 Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:02 PM (5p7BC)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2020 10:03 PM (CQ8KO)

22 Watching people blow their car horns in order to drown out the voice of the JEF and Biden is hilarious. God bless America.

Posted by: Jmel at October 24, 2020 10:03 PM (MVeWc)

23 has any of the horde seen the newly leaked hunter pics?
summarize?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 10:03 PM (nUhF0)

24 Good joke.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2020 10:03 PM (axyOa)

25 "...Hunter Biden Leaker..."


Eeewwww

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 24, 2020 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

26 There it is, "We win Wisconsin, we win"

They see it as 260 EVs solid too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:04 PM (5p7BC)

27 12 Hi all! I had to leave the MoMe early so we can catch a 6:00 am flight tomorrow.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2020 10:01 PM (CQ8KO)
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But you just got there!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 24, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

28 MMM. Top picture is making me hungry for some really good, freshly baked pretzels.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 10:04 PM (+lVUW)

29 Good joke.

Posted by: Diogenes



"but doctor I am the great clown Pagliacci"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 10:05 PM (3P/5p)

30 Twifa?

Parents will be lucky if the poor girl only winds up working on a local pole rather than becomes an internet star on OnlyFans or some such.

Posted by: Bete at October 24, 2020 10:05 PM (Ojki1)

31
The Menagerie Part 2, Star Trek TOS, is running on MeTV right now. See Susan Oliver as the original Green Chick.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2020 10:05 PM (rCwaK)

32 Evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2020 10:05 PM (Rvt88)

33 Hi all! I had to leave the MoMe early so we can catch a 6:00 am flight tomorrow.
Posted by: Jordan61


There should be a Year-round Texas MoMe trailer park.

Posted by: Miklos, offering to build a small but authentic tzompantli at October 24, 2020 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)

34 I wonder if Murkowski announcing a yes vote for ACB is indicative of anything broader.

Like, maybe she has a sense of which way things are likely to go on 11/3.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 24, 2020 10:06 PM (pxDdN)

35 Trying to dig out some valid tips on what stocks to invest in that will shoot up over a Trump win and the "hot tips" are complete shit.

One recommendation from Kiplinger was to invest in Twitter if you think Trump will win.

seriously

Posted by: Two Weeks From Having a Chocolate Malt With Two Scoops at October 24, 2020 10:06 PM (8YFRI)

36 Posobiec on the Trump truck parades tormenting Biden in PA today -- "Just walk away ..."

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status
/1320054993416822784

Really, go look at it - it's hilarious!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2020 10:07 PM (pNxlR)

37 y'all hate me
Posted by: Two Weeks From Having a Chocolate Malt With Two Scoops

I'll cry with you - I'm back on keto after being off of it for months and months. Lost 8 lbs the past week.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2020 10:07 PM (Rvt88)

38 But you just got there!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 24, 2020 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

We got here Thursday at 5:00 am. I'm sure everyone has had enough of me after 3 days.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2020 10:07 PM (CQ8KO)

39 15 Biden daughter's diary about inappropriate showers with daddy joe.

I raised two girls and a boy. Never showered with them. I've never heard of anyone doing that.
Posted by: Menack


Apparently there are people that do that, but I always thought it was creepy, and smacks of grooming.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

40 Like, maybe she has a sense of which way things are likely to go on 11/3.

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Trump bitchslapped that cuntragged Alaskan face into submission like an angry Seattle pimp.

That's how you WIN, you GOP-E soyshits.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Having a Chocolate Malt With Two Scoops at October 24, 2020 10:08 PM (8YFRI)

41 Trump should just run that commercial on TV then add "I'm Donald Trump, and I approve this message too"
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Team Donald should have you on retainer Dave.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 10:08 PM (r386A)

42 "Talk about two people who should not have reproduced."

I mean it's just a middle name, who cares?

Saves thousands in bills, and the kid could presumably just change it when she turns 18.

Posted by: Sjg at October 24, 2020 10:08 PM (gDSJf)

43 I wonder if Murkowski announcing a yes vote for ACB is indicative of anything broader.

Like, maybe she has a sense of which way things are likely to go on 11/3.
Posted by: Dr. T
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That is how I see it. Occam's razor, that is the most logical explanation for her changing position.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:08 PM (5p7BC)

44 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2020 10:08 PM (yODn7)

45 Poke Salad Annie

Posted by: dartist at October 24, 2020 10:09 PM (+ya+t)

46 I'll cry with you - I'm back on keto after being off of it for months and months. Lost 8 lbs the past week.

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Nice!

I lost 70 pounds so far, probably have another 30 to go, but I've had to do intermittent fasting similar to ace to break the weight stalls.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Having a Chocolate Malt With Two Scoops at October 24, 2020 10:09 PM (8YFRI)

47 Hot cocoa and butterscotch schnapps is a tasty beverage made with milk.

Posted by: windbag at October 24, 2020 10:10 PM (LRaA8)

48 hitler!

Posted by: c'mon! at October 24, 2020 10:11 PM (5br8a)

49 Hello, Horde! Had fun at the MoMe!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 24, 2020 10:11 PM (CQ8KO)

50 LSU is beating the 'Cocks bad.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 24, 2020 10:11 PM (cOZF4)

51 It's all Russian disinformation! I loved my sainted-son and he'd never sleep with Chinese prostitutes (agents) or suck up all the crack ala Kirby...

Posted by: The Big Guy at October 24, 2020 10:11 PM (usCq7)

52 Apparently there are people that do that, but I always thought it was creepy, and smacks of grooming.
Posted by: nerdygirl
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My daughter accidentally saw me get out of the shower when she was 10. I am still traumatized by it 20 years later.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:11 PM (5p7BC)

53 Forklift? "Yeah, you work in the print dept, and we need those printed catalogs on that top industrial shelf, SO YOU CLIMB UP AND BRING THEM DOWN CUZ THE FORK LIFTS ARE BUSY".

Posted by: Banned at October 24, 2020 10:12 PM (UAiZE)

54 39
15 Biden daughter's diary about inappropriate showers with daddy joe.



I raised two girls and a boy. Never showered with them. I've never heard of anyone doing that.

Posted by: Menack



Apparently there are people that do that, but I always thought it was creepy, and smacks of grooming.


it does, however, make that picture that looked like joe's granddaughter was hiking up her skirt while kissing him seem even creepier, though.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 24, 2020 10:12 PM (5br8a)

55 LSU is beating the 'Cocks bad.
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 24, 2020 10:11 PM (cOZF4)
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Jeffrey Toobin there ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 24, 2020 10:12 PM (elhR3)

56 47 Hot cocoa and butterscotch schnapps is a tasty beverage made with milk.
Posted by: windbag at October 24, 2020 10:10 PM (LRaA

Poor man's White Russian.

Vodka, cream de Cacao, Milk.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2020 10:13 PM (NgKpN)

57 49 Hello, Horde! Had fun at the MoMe!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 24, 2020 10:11 PM (CQ8KO)

You have a lovely family!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 24, 2020 10:13 PM (CQ8KO)

58 has any of the horde seen the newly leaked hunter pics?
summarize?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry

Couldn't pay me to look at even a single one. Have mixed feelings about Hunter. He is one messed up individual. You don't get to pick your parents and that's not excusing his behavior but creepy Joe screwed his family up first . Our country came second.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 10:14 PM (r386A)

59 Sounds like Hunter's problems will get to be so bad that Daddy might get a sympatic bounce from them.




Posted by: Javems at October 24, 2020 10:14 PM (9vbJt)

60 Ha! The Sat Night Joke got me.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2020 10:15 PM (9Fwwf)

61 59 Sounds like Hunter's problems will get to be so bad that Daddy might get a sympatic bounce from them.


yeah no

story coming out that Daddy Joe used to shower with his young daughter

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at October 24, 2020 10:15 PM (j9HX3)

62 Thanks, Jordan61 - it was lovely meeting you!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 24, 2020 10:15 PM (CQ8KO)

63 Jeffrey Toobin there ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 24, 2020 10:12 PM (elhR3)

--He was just hired as their conditioning coach.

We'll see if he can hold onto the job, or be given the shaft.

Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at October 24, 2020 10:15 PM (cOZF4)

64 Just posting to update my nic.

Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 24, 2020 10:16 PM (CQ8KO)

65 When I was loading lumber onto the back of a flat bed semi when I was 17 and working at Lowe's, I turned the forklift to return for another load and sliced the rear tire of the flat bed. The manager made me pay for half the tire. I was young and dumb and didn't know better to tell him to FO.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 24, 2020 10:16 PM (2DOZq)

66 LSU is beating the 'Cocks bad.
Posted by: logprof,

S'okay.

I got whiskeys.

Posted by: Miklos, in part Gamecock at October 24, 2020 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

67 I thought it was a ChiCom sponsored site that was peddling the Hunter videos but apparently it's a Chinese dissident against the ChiComs.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Having a Chocolate Malt With Two Scoops at October 24, 2020 10:17 PM (8YFRI)

68 The bruises on McConnel's hands are from slapping some sense into Murkowski.

Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2020 10:17 PM (l3+k2)

69 59 Sounds like Hunter's problems will get to be so bad that Daddy might get a sympatic bounce from them.
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I would not be so bold as to cast stones. Who among us has not been filmed by the ChiComs as we smoked crack while getting a footie by an underage dollymop?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 24, 2020 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

70
Breathes there a man
with soul so dead
He never to
himself has said,
This is my own,
My native O N T!

Posted by: mindful webworker - generally squeaking at October 24, 2020 10:18 PM (9oyUx)

71 CCP is playing GO with the USA.

China is surrounding it's opponents (us).

China owns the Biden Crime Family.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1320052820989673472

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 10:18 PM (CZm2G)

72 has any of the horde seen the newly leaked hunter pics?
summarize?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 10:03 PM


The best summary is at the bottom of the page, in the footer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2020 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

73 The bruises on McConnel's hands are from slapping some sense into Murkowski.
Posted by: davidt

This pleases me.

Posted by: Miklos, happy Camper at October 24, 2020 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

74 I would not be so bold as to cast stones. Who among us has not been filmed by the ChiComs as we smoked crack while getting a footie by an underage dollymop?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen

Well, yeah. There's that.

Posted by: MarkY at October 24, 2020 10:18 PM (vV8g8)

75 If the ONT was a bar you would be the top shelf stuff Mishum.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 10:18 PM (r386A)

76 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 24, 2020 10:00 PM (ykYG2)

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already 404...

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2020 10:19 PM (yODn7)

77 The best summary is at the bottom of the page, in the footer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2020 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

what page?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 10:19 PM (nUhF0)

78 I would not be so bold as to cast stones. Who among us has not been
filmed by the ChiComs as we smoked crack while getting a footie by an
underage dollymop?



Underage?

dammit...

*raises hand*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 10:20 PM (3P/5p)

79 As a master salesman, Trump knows enthusiasm sells.

Posted by: davidt at October 24, 2020 10:20 PM (l3+k2)

80 Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 24, 2020 10:16 PM (CQ8KO)
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She was! She was the Bacon Wench!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Task Group Cluebat at October 24, 2020 10:21 PM (y0/gU)

81 Well, Joe did naked swimming in front of female Secret Service agents, so there seems to be a pattern of exhibitionism there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

82 Oh Shit moments, via forklift operators.....

I love how they're all just laughing at each other.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2020 10:21 PM (9Fwwf)

83 has any of the horde seen the newly leaked hunter pics?

summarize?


A nsfw video has been leaked. He really enjoys some woman's "footwork" while smoking an unknown substance.

Unverified bits are the woman works for Chinese state security and what he's smoking is crack.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 10:21 PM (SchxB)

84 So, there wasn't a riot in Portland last night, but they did have a demonstration in front of a house being foreclosed. (A black family had owned the house for decades, free and clear, did some financial finagling and borrowed money against the house, and is now being foreclosed on.)

One of the people handing out free marijuana at the demonstration (welcome to Portland), found out that xim/xer's "partner" had been diagnosed with CCP virus, and warned Portland Antifa twitter that they needed to get tested. (The person begged for money for groceries while they were in quarantine, of course.)

Well and good. However, one of the people responding to this tweet said:

"The FIRST question they asked me when I got tested was "have you been to a protest in the past two weeks"".

Well, isn't that interesting.

There has not been a whisper in the local media that these protests have contributed to the spread of CCP virus, and the Oregon public health bureaucracy would never admit to it, of course, but apparently transmission at protests is happening frequently enough that at least one clinic in Portland is asking about it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2020 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

85 I don't know how in the world Trump can do this 3x per day. He said before that next week he's gonna do 5x per day. Yikes!

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 24, 2020 10:21 PM (7ZQe3)

86 Trump made his first whistlestop at about 10 AM this morning, he is finishing up his third about now.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 10:22 PM (CZm2G)

87 And he just said we're all freezing our asses off tonight. Heh heh

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 24, 2020 10:22 PM (7ZQe3)

88 "We're all freezing our asses off..."
My President!

Posted by: MarkY at October 24, 2020 10:22 PM (vV8g8)

89 As a master salesman, Trump knows enthusiasm sells.
Posted by: davidt


Covfefe is for closers.

Posted by: Miklos, Regional Sales Manager at October 24, 2020 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

90 "Unmasked" was the best KISS album.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 10:23 PM (3P/5p)

91 We're all freezing our asses off, but that's ok, lol.

Posted by: dartist at October 24, 2020 10:24 PM (+ya+t)

92 Unverified bits are the woman works for Chinese state security and what he's smoking is crack.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Opium, Lound Eye

Posted by: Xi-Jin Miklos-Peng at October 24, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

93 >>>getting a footie by an underage dollymop?


She seems to have an American accent.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 10:24 PM (CZm2G)

94 Wrapping it up now. Jeez, he make me tired

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 24, 2020 10:24 PM (7ZQe3)

95 Vote for me, so you can enjoy a Dark Winter.

And if you don't, you are a Chump For Trump.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at October 24, 2020 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

96 YMCA

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 24, 2020 10:24 PM (7ZQe3)

97 what page?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 10:19 PM


It was a play on footer. Apparently he getting sole attention from a young Chinese lady, while smoking a possibly illicit substance.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2020 10:25 PM (DMUuz)

98 I think Trump did, in fact, learn to dance from Gene Gene the Dancing Machine

Posted by: Miklos, who called Gene Banks Gege Gene the Dunking Machine at October 24, 2020 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

99
Obama In Miami Holds Event and Almost No One Shows Up Only 70 People Watch Online!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg

========

How is this possible? I watch MSNBC (because I'm a curious masochist) and they worship him. Michelle draws huge crowds.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2020 10:26 PM (G51Gf)

100 I know this is pretty late in the game but I figure that if I really want Trump to win that I should do something to help. Where is the best place to donate that helps Trump the most. I don't want my money going to help the RNC, the GOPe, RHINOs, Never Trumpers, etc.
Thanks

Posted by: anon2020 at October 24, 2020 10:26 PM (HJjnM)

101 Just back from my first MoMe. If you have been wavering about going to one, go! It is indescribably powerful to have a chance to talk to these wise and witty morons in person. I had a great time.

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2020 10:27 PM (CQ8KO)

102 Michelle draws huge crowds.

And that **really** pisses me off.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry! at October 24, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

103 wise and witty morons


See?

Not for those such as I.

Posted by: Miklos, who can usually hold his liquor though at October 24, 2020 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

104 You know who else loved pretzels?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 10:29 PM (wPVhA)

105 Wise and witty?
Leaves me out

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 24, 2020 10:29 PM (d9Irc)

106 Where is the best place to donate that helps Trump
the most. I don't want my money going to help the RNC, the GOPe, RHINOs,
Never Trumpers, etc.

Thanks

Posted by: anon2020



refusetoacceptthemaskofthebeast@ venmo.com.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 10:29 PM (3P/5p)

107 I watched the rally in North Carolina where Trump was burning up in the sun, and the one tonight were it was 32 degrees.

He was just as strong and on point throughout the day. No drop in energy at all.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:29 PM (5p7BC)

108 There has not been a whisper in the local media that these protests have contributed to the spread of CCP virus, and the Oregon public health bureaucracy would never admit to it, of course, but apparently transmission at protests is happening frequently enough that at least one clinic in Portland is asking about it.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Zombieland>>>Portlandia

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 10:29 PM (r386A)

109 I know Ace deserves the weekend off, but I miss not having having a throne of flaming skulls and his rapier wit when the Biden sex/drugs/corruption/treason tapes start dropping on a Saturday night

Posted by: cool breeze at October 24, 2020 10:30 PM (UGKMd)

110 Miklos should go to the TX MoMe....think of all the name-tag possibilities.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at October 24, 2020 10:30 PM (rw/ga)

111 Wise and witty?

I'm out.

Posted by: dartist at October 24, 2020 10:30 PM (+ya+t)

112 He was just as strong and on point throughout the day. No drop in energy at all.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


He was wearing gloves in WI.

I was waiting for him to ask, "Should I take the gloves off? This for America, time to take the gloves off?"

Posted by: Miklosian "optics" at October 24, 2020 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

113 Well, Joe did naked swimming in front of female Secret Service agents, so there seems to be a pattern of exhibitionism there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

--------

Did he demonstrate the towel-hanger trick?

Because that's the sign of a classy date.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 10:31 PM (wPVhA)

114 Went to a Dead concert in Boulder *mumbledy* years ago. My buddy and I were doing ok smokin a little of Jackstraws stash, and this really good looking girl in a white, pretty much see through dress, came floating and dancing by. She couldn't have been on the same planet as us. She had the emptiest eyes I've ever seen on a human being. Looked like she was having a good time though.

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at October 24, 2020 10:31 PM (VNmG1)

115 ARC
Just like the Seattle media.
I don't know why the stations and papers are covering this crap up.
Maybe intimidation?
Nice TV station ya have there?
Stupid people.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 24, 2020 10:32 PM (d9Irc)

116 Should we do squares for the worst Hunter Biden pictures that will come out?



Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 10:32 PM (qlFIA)

117 Well.

Fauci says nation should consider a national mask mandate.


Will no one rid us of this noxious dwarf?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 10:33 PM (3P/5p)

118 think of all the name-tag possibilities.
Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac


Name tags?

Not name socks?

Posted by: Miklos, unclear on the concept at October 24, 2020 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

119 It's almost implausibly perfect.

A new happily donned "slur" is born: "Chumps for Trump". It even rhymes (close).

Reminds me of my favorite quote of the last 4 years, by someone describing Trump's political and policy successes continuing amidst the ridiculous non-stop onslaught: "this i the point in the movie where the scientists realize that attacking the monster only makes him stronger".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 10:33 PM (OTzUX)

120 85 I don't know how in the world Trump can do this 3x per day. He said before that next week he's gonna do 5x per day. Yikes!
Posted by: Pete Seria


People in areas away from large cities don't usually get that many chances to see someone like Trump. Trumps appearances swell up the enthusiasm. Enthusiasm means more people will make the effort to vote.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

121 Twifa?

Parents will be lucky if the poor girl only winds up working on a local pole rather than becomes an internet star on OnlyFans or some such.
Posted by: Bete at October 24, 2020 10:05 PM (Ojki1)

You know, I don't see it as that bad, really. First, it's her middle name, so unlikely she will be using aloud very much. Second, her parents get a few thousand dollars worth of service out of the deal. Third, "Twifa" isn't all that out there, given that "Twyla" is a real name.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2020 10:34 PM (tcytB)

122 Fauci says nation should consider a national mask mandate.


Will no one rid us of this noxious dwarf?
Posted by: deplorable unperson

You first, Tony.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Alexandre Dumas style at October 24, 2020 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

123 There has not been a whisper in the local media that these protests have contributed to the spread of CCP virus, and the Oregon public health bureaucracy would never admit to it, of course, but apparently transmission at protests is happening frequently enough that at least one clinic in Portland is asking about it.

Posted by: The ARC of History!
---------
I have to take an online quiz every day before being cleared to go to work. That question is asked every day.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:34 PM (5p7BC)

124 Should we do squares for the worst Hunter Biden pictures that will come out?





Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 10:32 PM (qlFIA)


I'm in.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 24, 2020 10:34 PM (2N7oZ)

125 Fauci is scrambling for relevance. He's echoing Slow Joe's mask mandate as if it'll save him.
He's gotten a taste of the power by being promoted by the media. Once they've figured out he's no longer useful he'll be forgotten.
Can't happen soon enough to a more deserving twerp.

Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 24, 2020 10:35 PM (d9Irc)

126 118

Sock-tags?

Or if Miklos can't attend, the attendees should wear name-tags with one of his socks.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at October 24, 2020 10:35 PM (rw/ga)

127 29 Good joke.

Posted by: Diogenes


"but doctor I am the great clown Pagliacci"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 10:05 PM (3P/5p)

------------------------

The version I heard was "but doctor, I am Grimaldi"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 24, 2020 10:35 PM (CAJOC)

128 The "best" part of calling it Russian disinformation is that they never have to clarify what they are talking about.

Are the pictures of Hunter smoking crack real? Are the texts/emails listing bribery?


They will not get into the details...

Amusingly they did the same thing with the Russian collusion hoax. The only thing there was evidence of was Russian aligned individuals buying facebook ads...but they refused to get into the specifics.




Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 10:36 PM (qlFIA)

129 Werelawyers. Right there at the first circle, to welcome you in.

Posted by: Dante Alighieri at October 24, 2020 10:36 PM (XkRqv)

130 A great number of the spawn of the Soviet era had quite unusual names...

Posted by: Zettai at October 24, 2020 10:37 PM (Eu84d)

131 101 Just back from my first MoMe. If you have been wavering about going to one, go! It is indescribably powerful to have a chance to talk to these wise and witty morons in person. I had a great time.
Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2020 10:27 PM (CQ8KO)

Hopefully we can get an AZ one organized!

Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 24, 2020 10:37 PM (CQ8KO)

132 "Twyla" is a real name.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Are you telling me that "Shania Twain" is a made up name?

Posted by: Miklos, shocked I tell you at October 24, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

133 Normally, a selfie with a crack pipe would ring the worst picture bell, and conversation on the subject would cease. But Hunter is ambitious that way, I guess.

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2020 10:37 PM (CQ8KO)

134 Biden daughter's diary about inappropriate showers with daddy joe.

along with Hunter's exploits, Beau letting off the Dupont (his 3-yr-old daughter?!), that is a fucked family.

How common is this shit going to turn out to be?

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2020 10:38 PM (DMQdU)

135 Transmission outdoors is not a thing.

Almost everyone in the "riot" demographic has more to fear from flu than from C19 (i.e., not much).

BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS, DOUBLY SO, BECAUSE WE CANNOT CONTROL OR CONTAIN A PREVALENT VIRUS AND ARE *STILL* PROVING HOW DAMAGING AND STUPID IT IS TO TRY.

The problem is not "hypocrisy" (the weakest and dumbest issue evuh), the problem is not "double standards".

The problem is that the entire framework is erroneous, and adopting it to make a point is as stupid as promoting it in the first place.

Only 5 months late, at last, the big guy (no, the other one) has finally at least said "cases don't matter" - I wonder if Atlas and he have coordinated on a way to gradually walk Trump into talking reality, and not disastrous unscientific C19 Task Force-speak, as part of a plan to put things back on the rails.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 10:39 PM (OTzUX)

136 For the record, would like to tell you when pictures drop, I do not normally do such things.


Yes, I am professional. Da. But this stuff? I no do. Well, apparently, how do you say....crack? Yes crack is very whack.


So please, no judge me!

Posted by: Some jaded Ukrainian hooker at October 24, 2020 10:39 PM (qlFIA)

137 I don't know how in the world Trump can do this 3x per day. He said before that next week he's gonna do 5x per day. Yikes!

He has consumed the COVID and it has made him stronger.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2020 10:39 PM (DMQdU)

138 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yyjr7cbr

https://tinyurl.com/y3k2jn5x

https://tinyurl.com/y3wnuqca

https://tinyurl.com/yybhqxqn

https://tinyurl.com/y4ey2v4g

Posted by: kbdabear at October 24, 2020 10:40 PM (qAR6u)

139 Jordan, yes, Mrs Splunge and I hope for an AZ meet. Once we are settled in AZ, we are certainly open to hosting.

We are both happy that we met you this weekend.

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2020 10:40 PM (CQ8KO)

140 Remember the satanic sexual abuse day care stuff from the 80s? Apparently the modern left looked at that and said, hey wouldn't this be great if it actually were a real thing?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 10:40 PM (qlFIA)

141 Hopefully we can get an AZ one organized!
Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 24, 2020 10:37 PM (CQ8KO)

Sign me up for that one!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacam, Pac Bellum) at October 24, 2020 10:41 PM (l7Kbv)

142 This sounds like the stuff of medieval and Renaissance Italy (or, rather, the Italian states).

Posted by: SFGoth at October 24, 2020 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

143 Meanwhile the "news" is all about the "surge" in Covid with the largest number of new cases in a single day ever.

This is what they are going with to try and depress election day turnout. I suspected this would be their play, but still annoying to see them doing it.

I think it will fail. I ran a 5K tonight and there was a good 1,000 people there. Masks were probably 50/50 and social distancing was ignored. People are done with this shit and starting to take the attitude of "we are just going to have to live with it".

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:41 PM (5p7BC)

144
What are people thinking when they let themselves be photographed in compromising situations? Maybe it's just not part of my intellectual sphere, as I refuse to be photographed at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2020 10:41 PM (mht8P)

145 That Bill Wyman song reminded me, somehow, of "Ash Grove" by Dave Alvin, which is a very cool tune:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=62xJM6gGC44

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2020 10:41 PM (tcytB)

146 ''"Twyla" is a real name.''

Yup. See: Twyla Tharp. Indiana farm girl, famous choreographer/dancer.

Posted by: Tuna at October 24, 2020 10:41 PM (gLRfa)

147 Hopefully we can get an AZ one organized!

Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 24, 2020 10:37 PM (CQ8KO)



Sign me up for that one!


#MeToo

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 10:41 PM (SchxB)

148 I've learned from an early age that I'm untouchable, thanks to my powerful father, so why not do crack while being fellated by a Chinese intelligence officer?

Posted by: Hunter Biden! at October 24, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

149 What are people thinking when they let themselves be photographed in compromising situations?
***

Many drugs lower your inhibitions. Which leads to people doing crazy things....on camera.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 10:42 PM (qlFIA)

150
From what I've seen at dog shows, masks are worn but social distancing is ignored.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2020 10:42 PM (mht8P)

151 An AZ MoMe I'd have to bring my M107A1 with ample ammo for fun time. Let some of the Horde get some trigger time behind a 50 BMG.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacam, Pac Bellum) at October 24, 2020 10:43 PM (l7Kbv)

152 so why not do crack while being fellated by a Chinese intelligence officer?
___

If I could replace the crack with a fine scotch I'd be in for that. Of course I don't think the chinese government would get too much out of blackmailing me....

Posted by: Obligatory at October 24, 2020 10:43 PM (qlFIA)

153 Some wit over theDonald.win has dubbed this weekend "The Frackening: The Bidens Get Drilled"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 10:43 PM (SchxB)

154 Poor man's White Russian.

Vodka, cream de Cacao, Milk.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2020 10:13 PM (NgKpN)

"Moosemilk" a blend of rum and milk, used to be a favorite of B.C. coast loggers, many years ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2020 10:44 PM (tcytB)

155 Meanwhile the "news" is all about the "surge" in Covid with the largest number of new cases in a single day ever.

Trying to reinforce the "Dark Winter" theme on Joe's behalf.

Meanwhile, they focus on cases, and not deaths, because weekly deaths are still a small fraction of where they were at the start of the pandemic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

156 I'm thinking maybe forklift drivers could use some additional training.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 24, 2020 10:44 PM (H5knJ)

157 I've seen little of the Hunter pics released today, just the one of him toking up. It's actually pretty mundane, just another elite getting his high on. These don't move the needle all that much. Getting the corruption tied to the Big Guy is the ultimate goal. Let's not get distracted by minutiae.

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at October 24, 2020 10:44 PM (VNmG1)

158 Zettai, my favorites were "Elektrifikatsiya" for girls, and "Traktor" for boys. The former was easily morphed to "Elektra", which is kind of a cool name. Actually not sure what they did with "Traktor".

And then the two classic ones, the Medvedev brothers (dissidents). Zhores (named for the Spanish commie Juarez) and Roi (the Russian imperative of "to dig", so, "Dig!" - the slogan during the White Sea Canal and other "hero" projects).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 10:44 PM (OTzUX)

159
Are you telling me that "Shania Twain" is a made up name?
Posted by: Miklos, shocked I tell you at October 24, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

Shania is Ojibwe (shania's step father? maybe? I don't remember exactly, was what Canadians call First Nations) for "I'm on my way".

Twain means "nimble little minx".

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 24, 2020 10:44 PM (Wm5SB)

160 ''Some wit over theDonald.win has dubbed this weekend "The Frackening: The Bidens Get Drilled"''

Conservatives are clever and have the bestest senses of humor.

Posted by: Tuna at October 24, 2020 10:45 PM (gLRfa)

161 It's almost implausibly perfect.

A new happily donned "slur" is born: "Chumps for Trump". It even rhymes (close).

Reminds me of my favorite quote of the last 4 years, by someone describing Trump's political and policy successes continuing amidst the ridiculous non-stop onslaught: "this i the point in the movie where the scientists realize that attacking the monster only makes him stronger".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 10:33 PM (OTzUX)

They will repeat 2016. They won't have an ounce of regret for their shitty attitudes, it's the only joy they get.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 24, 2020 10:45 PM (LxTcq)

162 For the people at the thermal event taking place at the Texas MoMe who saw that weird thing in the sky, I have been able to confirm that it was definitely a Starlink Train. It was just about the coolest thing I've seen in ages.

For everybody who missed it, there are videos on line, and it looks just like them.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 24, 2020 10:46 PM (vQ89V)

163 What are people thinking when they let themselves be photographed in compromising situations?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


It took less time than sitting for the portrait painter ???

Posted by: Adriane the Art History Critic ... at October 24, 2020 10:46 PM (LPnfS)

164 We were promised a surprise "10 days before the election"... I'd given up waiting for it hours ago... Well, shi..........

Posted by: Zettai at October 24, 2020 10:46 PM (Eu84d)

165
Poor man's White Russian.

Vodka, cream de Cacao, Milk.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 24, 2020 10:13 PM (NgKpN)

---------------------------------

Really poor man's White Russian:

Chocolate millk poured over a potato.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 24, 2020 10:46 PM (CAJOC)

166 If deplorables has given way to chumps, what will the second edition of the HQ's cookbook be called?

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at October 24, 2020 10:47 PM (rw/ga)

167 Conservatives are clever and have the bestest senses of humor.
***

I keep seeing the FNM say something to the effect that conservatives can't be funny - but then I watch SNL or whatever infotainment clownnose shows the left watches and....they just aren't funny.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 10:47 PM (qlFIA)

168 Objectively, how bad to Joe Biden are the Hunter laptop photos?

or is it just the emails are a problem for him?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 10:48 PM (nUhF0)

169 My favorite Russki name is Polygraph Polygraphovich (from "Heart of a Dog").

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 24, 2020 10:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

170 For the people at the thermal event taking place at the Texas MoMe who saw that weird thing in the sky, I have been able to confirm that it was definitely a Starlink Train. It was just about the coolest thing I've seen in ages.

For everybody who missed it, there are videos on line, and it looks just like them.
Posted by: Cybersmythe


A string of glowing pearls across the sky ?

Posted by: Adriane the It's Only Cloudy When I want to Stargaze Critic ... at October 24, 2020 10:48 PM (LPnfS)

171 For every healthy person under 50 (really, more like 65 or 70), "living with COVID" means ..... living like they've lived their entire lives, with flu. Except that for those under 50, it's a fraction of flu, and for those under 25, it's a freak event (a medically serious case).

The 1957 flu had a higher death toll (per capita) than this will end up having (and if a more serious death count is done, a significantly higher toll).

Y'all remember how the country shut down and engineered a mini-mega-recession for that one.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 10:49 PM (OTzUX)

172 For the people at the thermal event taking place at the Texas MoMe who saw that weird thing in the sky

***

Wait a minute, is Trump going to have to beat Biden, the FNM, AND an alien invasion?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 10:49 PM (qlFIA)

173
I'm sad in a way that it's not possible for me to attend the justly-acclaimed TXMoMe. But my deafness, coupled with the fact I have almost nothing in common with other people, plus the impression when I talk to anyone they wish they or I was somewhere else would make it embarrassing for them and torture for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2020 10:50 PM (mht8P)

174 Objectively, how bad to Joe Biden are the Hunter laptop photos?

It makes Joe a laughingstock.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2020 10:50 PM (I2/tG)

175 Vmom, anyone can have a dissolute druggie son, but the 10% equity stake for the big guy and the 50% kickback to Pop would be lethal to any campaign not protected by a wall of MSM reporters.

Posted by: Splunge at October 24, 2020 10:50 PM (CQ8KO)

176 Meanwhile the "news" is all about the "surge" in Covid with the largest number of new cases in a single day ever.

That ploy won't suppress the vote for Trump because Trump supporters have become so suspicious of our betters in the "news" industry. "News" people have screwed themselves with half the people in this country.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

177 Korea Girl is just Elfin...

Posted by: NPR's Pus Filled Chancres at October 24, 2020 10:50 PM (qfaDt)

178 A crap ton of astronomers and astrophysicists are bitching about StarLink. They may be focused on a deep space object and every so many minutes a satellite goes by. It's messing with observation.

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at October 24, 2020 10:51 PM (VNmG1)

179 The photos of Hunter Biden smoking crack is a huge freaking NatSec problem because of who he is and his relationship with his dad.

It isn't possible that this is the only *kompromat* out in the wild.

Posted by: Harlock at October 24, 2020 10:51 PM (KO0Eq)

180 Just learned Jerry Jeff Walker, RIP. They're dropping fast now. I'm afraid we're going to see a lot more of this as time rolls on.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 24, 2020 10:51 PM (7ZQe3)

181 Just saw some Starlink videos. Whoa!

Here's an Irish dude describing it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giQ8xEWjnBs

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 24, 2020 10:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

182 Objectively, how bad to Joe Biden are the Hunter laptop photos?

***

It does hit the main theme of the Biden campaign - "a return to normal" pretty hard. No, Hunter isn't Joe...but having a pedophile crackhead for a son isn't normal.


And...it leads into the whole "oh, and by the way Joe was taking bribes through Hunter" element. Presuming the LIVs get there....I think it hurts Joe a lot.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 10:52 PM (qlFIA)

183 Are you sick? Do you know anybody who's sick- you know, ill? Anybody at all since last winter? Then go vote.

Posted by: t-bird at October 24, 2020 10:52 PM (pbStR)

184 That ploy won't suppress the vote for Trump because Trump supporters have become so suspicious of our betters in the "news" industry. "News" people have screwed themselves with half the people in this country.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

---------

Exactly. Make the Biden voters cower in their basements on Election Day. Trump voters know it's all bullshit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 10:52 PM (wPVhA)

185 173
I'm sad in a way that it's not possible for me to attend the justly-acclaimed TXMoMe. But my deafness, coupled with the fact I have almost nothing in common with other people, plus the impression when I talk to anyone they wish they or I was somewhere else would make it embarrassing for them and torture for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2020 10:50 PM (mht8P)

I'd go, Hadrian. then we could just look past each other and mouth vague generalities. It'd be fun!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 24, 2020 10:53 PM (CLteG)

186 @ -- 71

CCP is playing GO with the USA.

China is surrounding it's opponents (us).


So kick over the board.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 24, 2020 10:53 PM (u/nim)

187 While the Hunter stuff is incriminating, what will bring it all down is the newly released audio of Joe telling the Ukraine dude to make sure Ukraine doesn't ask Trump for money to cover their economic collapse because he will want to know the details. Instead pressure the powers that be to get the money from the IMF. There's more too. So Hunter is a threatening distraction for the Biden Crime Family, DNC and Deep State. This is going to be mindboggling corruption revealed.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at October 24, 2020 10:53 PM (cRbt7)

188 Gateway pundit has link to GTV.

Blurry foot job.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2020 10:53 PM (ZfRYq)

189 Joe Biden would easily be the dumbest President ever

and with George Jr, that's going some

Buchanan may have been timid and a fudge packer but he wasn't Joe dumb

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2020 10:53 PM (R3uW8)

190
Wait a minute, is Trump going to have to beat Biden, the FNM, AND an alien invasion?


Kinda feel sorry for the aliens. They had no idea what they were up against, since they'd only just received video of 0bama being inaugurated at their listening post.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 10:54 PM (SchxB)

191 "News" people have screwed themselves with half the people in this country.

***

Fear of the virus has become a partisan thing. So yeah, you've got much of the left afraid to walk to a mail box....which makes me think most of those people lining up to vote in person are voting for Trump whether then by R, D, or I...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 10:54 PM (qlFIA)

192 143 -- I walked a couple of miles on an Omaha trail and I saw plenty of people. (I also saw plenty of really cute little dogs and a really impressive German Shepherd.) No one was wearing a mask and we all passed one another going the opposite way within about four feet of each other. Nobody ran screaming into the trees.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 24, 2020 10:54 PM (yHHWj)

193 35 Trying to dig out some valid tips on what stocks to invest in that will shoot up over a Trump win and the "hot tips" are complete shit.

One recommendation from Kiplinger was to invest in Twitter if you think Trump will win.

seriously
Posted by: Two Weeks From Having a Chocolate Malt With Two Scoops at October 24, 2020 10:06 PM (8YFRI)


I guarantee you between November 4 and 6 some dumbass at twitter temporarily bans Trumps twitter account.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 24, 2020 10:55 PM (TO9X0)

194 Colorado Bulldog

poured in the Sierras

biker ladies likee

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2020 10:55 PM (R3uW8)

195 Fear of the virus has become a partisan thing. So yeah, you've got much of the left afraid to walk to a mail box....which makes me think most of those people lining up to vote in person are voting for Trump whether then by R, D, or I...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020

yeah it's the weirdest thing
being publicly afraid is a form of virtue signalling

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 10:55 PM (nUhF0)

196 Dark winter, huh?

Yet optimism is in order, because day by day democracy is proving itself to be a not-at-all-fragile flower. From Stettin on the Baltic to Varna on the Black Sea, the regimes planted by totalitarianism have had more than 30 years to establish their legitimacy. But none - not one regime - has yet been able to risk free elections. Regimes planted by bayonets do not take root. - Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:55 PM (5p7BC)

197 Schweizer and Tyrmand (they have the Cooney emails) are doing a big picture Biden scandal piece in the NYPost tomorrow. Should be helpful.

There is no coherence to the Biden scandal(s) frenzy.

Having a focus (on the hard evidence of financial impropriety, not Hunter's exploits) might be the only way to push the story into some part of the public consciousness.

We are seeing the full, true blooming of an American political season with literally no press - i.e., the "press" acting entirely as agents and PR ops for one side, far more than ever in modern history.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 10:55 PM (OTzUX)

198 For the people at the thermal event taking place at the Texas MoMe who saw that weird thing in the sky, I have been able to confirm that it was definitely a Starlink Train.
Posted by: Cybersmythe

A string of glowing pearls across the sky ?
Posted by: Adriane the It's Only Cloudy When I want to Stargaze Critic ... at October 24, 2020 10:48 PM


Yes. Someone said something like "look at that meteor" and I looked up and saw what looked (to my semi-expert eyes) like a whole string of satellites, moving roughly north to south across the sky. Not spaced evenly but with clumps and gaps.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 24, 2020 10:57 PM (vQ89V)

199 Dave in Fla: What's your take on the American Thinker article titled - Mail In Voting Will Not Prevent a Trump Victory?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 24, 2020 10:57 PM (+ldAm)

200 Anyone upload the Hunter Biden footjob video to youporn yet?

Posted by: Obligatory at October 24, 2020 10:58 PM (qlFIA)

201 An AZ MoMe I'd have to bring my M107A1 with ample ammo for fun time. Let some of the Horde get some trigger time behind a 50 BMG.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Si Vis Pacam, Pac Bellum)


I'll bring ... um, pie ...

Posted by: Adriane the Let Them Eat the R Squared Cake Critic ... at October 24, 2020 10:58 PM (LPnfS)

202 wait
the hunter biden foot job stuff is real?


really?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 24, 2020 10:58 PM (GIeIM)

203
I wonder if Murkowski announcing a yes vote for ACB is indicative of anything broader.



Like, maybe she has a sense of which way things are likely to go on 11/3.

Posted by: Dr. T

------------

That is how I see it. Occam's razor, that is the most logical explanation for her changing position.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 10:08 PM (5p7BC)


I hope Trump still does everything he can to recruit, stump for a primary candidate to send Murkowski crying home to papa.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2020 10:59 PM (nAiE/)

204 the thing about it is

when Joe said the thing about assembling voter fraud team

he didn't even know what he said

didn't ever break stride

the guy is gone

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2020 10:59 PM (R3uW8)

205 I'm sad in a way that it's not possible for me to attend the justly-acclaimed TXMoMe. But my deafness, coupled with the fact I have almost nothing in common with other people, plus the impression when I talk to anyone they wish they or I was somewhere else would make it embarrassing for them and torture for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2020 10:50 PM (mht8P)
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Now see, this is how I know you have never been to a MoMe. Because all Morons love meeting and talking with other Morons. I hope you can go to one some day, Hadrian. You would a) fit right in and b) love it.

Posted by: bluebell at October 24, 2020 10:59 PM (/669Q)

206 the hunter biden foot job stuff is real?

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Well, it is grainy but....as far as I can tell it is Hunter, he is smoking crack, and he is getting a footjob.

Posted by: Obligatory at October 24, 2020 10:59 PM (qlFIA)

207 Yes. Someone said something like "look at that meteor" and I looked up and saw what looked (to my semi-expert eyes) like a whole string of satellites, moving roughly north to south across the sky. Not spaced evenly but with clumps and gaps.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 24, 2020 10:57 PM (vQ89V)


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And you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse?

Alien anal probes, baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:00 PM (wPVhA)

208 In retrospect, glad Reagan said from "Stettin to ... Varna on the Black Sea". Kind of skated close to an unfortunate near-duplication of a similar phrase, which was the title of the German campaign song for Barbarossa (From Finland to the Black Sea).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 11:00 PM (OTzUX)

209 I don't know about Francis but if anyone tries to put milk in my booze, they are dead. At least to me.

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at October 24, 2020 11:00 PM (MxeFh)

210 Dark winter, huh?

It was an interesting choice of phrase for Biden.

About twenty years ago, Dark Winter was a high-level exercise discussing how to respond to Saddam launching a unacknowledged smallpox attack on the United States. Smallpox was released in shopping malls in Oklahoma City, Atlanta, and I think a third city.

It apparently was picked up in one of Tom Clancy's novels.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2020 11:00 PM (I2/tG)

211 I wonder if Murkowski announcing a yes vote for ACB is indicative of anything broader.

***

I think she's afraid Hunter will bogart ALL the cocaine if Joe wins.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 11:00 PM (qlFIA)

212 Yes Hunter smoking crack isn't a problem how about Hunter smoking 12-year-old pussy? Is that serious enough for you? No?well how about him boning 3-year-old babies? No? Well, progtard fuckwits, how about him voting for a Republican city commissioner?

Posted by: NPR's Pus Filled Chancres at October 24, 2020 11:00 PM (qfaDt)

213 Evening.

So how was the TxMoMe and when should we expect the first pregnancy to be announced?

Posted by: Robert at October 24, 2020 11:01 PM (oqpFL)

214 Alien anal probes, baby.
___

As long as they used a lot of lube its all good.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 24, 2020 11:01 PM (qlFIA)

215 Hunter got a footjob? So he's a pedosexual?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:01 PM (wPVhA)

216 I have been able to confirm that it was definitely a Starlink Train. It was just about the coolest thing I've seen in ages.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 24, 2020 10:46 PM


That's cool, but recent sats have had "darkening" or some type of shades applied to make them less visible, and I thought people were having difficulty seeing them any more. Must have been the "train" from today's launch, as the satellites from the launch before that are probably more spaced out by now.

Posted by: AF at October 24, 2020 11:01 PM (S8ePJ)

217 Weaning is hard, you shouldn't have paid for your mistake?

Posted by: Nobody at October 24, 2020 11:01 PM (vcPke)

218 is this a SMOD triggering event?


Two self-described 'cannibals' who offered their services online as a 'eunuch maker' and kept body parts in a refrigerator removed the testicles of a 28-year-old Virginia resident as part of an illegally conducted gender reassignment surgery, Oklahoma police said.

Bob Lee Allen (seen above with the white beard), 53, and his homosexual partner, Thomas Evans Gates, 42, were arrested by Le Flore County Sheriff's deputies and charged on Wednesday with conspiracy to commit unlicensed surgery, performing unlicensed surgery, maiming and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

Bail was set for each of them at $295,000. Allen is alleged to have conducted the operation on a makeshift table in their cabin (right) while Gates handed him the tools, according to investigators.

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 24, 2020 11:01 PM (GIeIM)

219 That Biden malfunction on the "voter fraud" organization is pretty amazing. I'm comfortable that it was a glitch from a declining person, because while of course allies of his have engaged in fraud for decades, I doubt he'd be allowed to know any details of any of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 11:02 PM (OTzUX)

220 Dark Winter was a high-level exercise

It was sufficiently high-level that the role of governor of Oklahoma in the exercise was played by the actual governor of Oklahoma.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 24, 2020 11:02 PM (I2/tG)

221 I went to a get together for a friend who's moving out of state. Sparsely attended. Apparently do to Covid. I suspect that's why so many on the left are so insistent on mail-in voting etc.: shut-in Karens scared for their lives. Trump voters aren't going to be dissuaded by that I don't think. Could depress some in-person Biden voting though. Speculative of course.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 24, 2020 11:02 PM (H5knJ)

222 I'll bring ... um, pie ...
Posted by: Adriane the Let Them Eat

I'll bring authentic Krispy Kreme!

Posted by: Miklos, a genuine giver at October 24, 2020 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

223 212 I wonder if Murkowski announcing a yes vote for ACB is indicative of anything broader.

Murk wants to keep her boney ass in DC

wouldn't read anything past that

Posted by: REDACTED at October 24, 2020 11:02 PM (R3uW8)

224 50
LSU is beating the 'Cocks bad.
*****
Of course they are.

Posted by: MikeyPete at October 24, 2020 11:02 PM (tXWX9)

225 Alien anal probes, baby.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:00 PM (wPVhA)


Finally a little excitement!

Posted by: Robert at October 24, 2020 11:03 PM (oqpFL)

226 Objectively, how bad to Joe Biden are the Hunter laptop photos?

or is it just the emails are a problem for him?
Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry

IMO, a small percentage of independents will see it as the final grain of sand that will tip the scale. I think Hunter's perv act does considerably more damage late in the game then it would have earlier. Biden's lost votes might not necessarily be picked up by PDT but this is costing Joe votes.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 11:03 PM (r386A)

227 do not forget
the left went thru Kavenaughs year book from 1983

but bidens laptop from 2018?
nope , no curiosity at all

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 24, 2020 11:05 PM (GIeIM)

228

Karl Malone on alien anal probing:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aPbefau2Zc

Posted by: Zettai at October 24, 2020 11:05 PM (Eu84d)

229 I'll bring authentic Krispy Kreme!

We have that already. Hell, my son worked there for a year.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 11:05 PM (SchxB)

230 according to investigators.
Posted by: will choose a nic later


Ve germans ahead, also legals hier.

Posted by: Deutscher Homokannibal Verband at October 24, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

231 So, after drinking too much last night and feeling sick all day, I decided to drink too much again and will feel sick all day tomorrow.

How is the Texas MoMe going? I would love to attend one of these things. Just so I could disappoint all of you.

PS I voted on Tuesday. Longest line I have ever seen, ever, and I'm talking theme park lines, Star Wars movie midnight previews and Black Friday Best Buy tents.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 24, 2020 11:05 PM (l9m7l)

232 151 QZ Hi Desert
I have a private range to use and also 1000yd.
Quilters Irish Death Came down to Shoot George Wallace's Thompson with me. South of PHX

Posted by: DBCooper at October 24, 2020 11:06 PM (y1Mvi)

233 Yes. Someone said something like "look at that meteor" and I looked up and saw what looked (to my semi-expert eyes) like a whole string of satellites, moving roughly north to south across the sky. Not spaced evenly but with clumps and gaps.

Posted by: Cybersmythe


Saw a set early one morning a few months ago. Didn't think anything of it until the 3rd satellite popped into the same arc. Then I remembered SpaceX had a launch about a week earlier. It was cool!

Posted by: Adriane the It's Only Cloudy When I want to Stargaze Critic ... at October 24, 2020 11:06 PM (LPnfS)

234
Y'all remember how the country shut down and engineered a mini-mega-recession for that one.

Posted by: rhomboid



It was all for nothing.

A MAGA muzzle is still a muzzle.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 11:06 PM (3P/5p)

235 Well, it is grainy but....as far as I can tell it is Hunter, he is smoking crack, and he is getting a footjob.
Posted by: Obligatory at October 24, 2020 10:59 PM (qlFIA)
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It was filmed in ZapruderVision.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 24, 2020 11:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

236 Let he who has not toked up light the first rock.

Posted by: The Book of Hunter Biden at October 24, 2020 11:07 PM (qlFIA)

237 Well, it is grainy but....as far as I can tell it is Hunter, he is smoking crack, and he is getting a footjob.

Posted by: Twenty Dollars, Same As In Town! at October 24, 2020 11:07 PM (I2/tG)

238 So yeah, you've got much of the left afraid to walk to a mail box....

That's a good description of most of my nephews and their wives. They're big babies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

239 That's a good description of most of my nephews and their wives. They're big babies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

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Adult babies are the official mascot of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:09 PM (wPVhA)

240 Dave in Fla: What's your take on the American Thinker article titled - Mail In Voting Will Not Prevent a Trump Victory?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
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I haven't read it, but I agree with the construct. CBD sidebared something I wrote about it almost a month ago.

There are limits to how much cheating you can do with mail in ballots because it is hard to do without an organized cheating operation (there aren't many Philly organizations out there) and stealing votes is beaten by in person voting. If someone votes for you, and you vote on election day, your fake vote is cancelled and they new vote is counted.

Most of the late voting schemes got overturned in the courts, so really only PA is out there as a potential for cheating. But the numbers I have seen say that if Trump wins PA by 1% or more, they can't steal it. Philly could maybe steal 100K votes at a top end, but that wouldn't be enough.

The interesting fact I have learned the last few weeks is that Philly isn't able to swing an election on its own. They don't have enough votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 11:10 PM (5p7BC)

241
If we re-elect Trump we'll get more JOBS for the American people.

But if Biden wins all we'll get is more FOOTJOBS for Hunter.

On November 3rd vote for Trump.

#JobsNotFootJobs[\b]

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 24, 2020 11:10 PM (sMTlZ)

242 You maybe able to find quite a few pictures if you search 'big tit Asian anal threesome'...

Bidenscum may or not may not be involved but I will guarantee you're entertained...

Posted by: NPR's Pus Filled Chancres at October 24, 2020 11:10 PM (qfaDt)

243 Adult babies are the official mascot of the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

that explains why their presidential candidates are in diapers

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 11:10 PM (nUhF0)

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 24, 2020 11:11 PM (sMTlZ)

245 The interesting fact I have learned the last few weeks is that Philly isn't able to swing an election on its own. They don't have enough votes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 11:10 PM (5p7BC)

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Hold my beer.

Posted by: The Official Philadelphia Rapid Response Vote Buick at October 24, 2020 11:12 PM (wPVhA)

246 China's Elite-Capture Strategy & The Bidens

Excerpted from the book: "Hidden Hand: Exposing How the Chinese Communist Party Is Reshaping the World"

https://tinyurl.com/y6dcvery

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:12 PM (CZm2G)

247 English Milk Punch? Never heard of it. If you put milk in a drink in England the only punch you're likely to receive is one in the face for being a poof.

Posted by: David Gillies at October 24, 2020 11:13 PM (tjHrt)

248 Excerpted from the book: "Hidden Hand: Exposing How the Chinese Communist Party Is Reshaping the World"

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Stupid round eye. It is the foot, not the hand, that controls the Biden

Posted by: Some commie spy at October 24, 2020 11:13 PM (qlFIA)

249 New report says there are at least EIGHT underage girls on Hunter Biden's laptop.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:13 PM (VikfB)

250 I remember going to a Krispy Kreme when I was maybe 7 or 8 years old, out on Portsmouth Blvd. in VA.
The whole operation was behind glass, on conveyor belts, you could see the mixer making the dough, then it would be extruded into the donut shape on to the belt, then those would go in to a vat of boiling oil then come out, drain and cool for a bit, then they would go through a curtain of liquid sugar glazing, boxed up and out the door.

Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 24, 2020 11:13 PM (w7KSn)

251

I can't wait for Monday! (There! I said that again!)

A re-invigourated Supreme Court will put a stop to any desperate last-minute election shenanigans!

Posted by: Zettai at October 24, 2020 11:14 PM (Eu84d)

252 Starlink means that there is nowhere that you can hide.

Nowhere.

And there is no way for you to look at a virgin starry night sky. Ever again.



But hey, at least Somali khat gangs will have Google Maps on their technicals.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 11:14 PM (3P/5p)

253 Most of the late voting schemes got overturned in the courts, so really only PA is out there as a potential for cheating.


Dave-

NC

Posted by: Unhappy Miklos at October 24, 2020 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

254 Objectively, how bad to Joe Biden are the Hunter laptop photos?

And videos. Judge for yourself. I suppose it depends on how you feel about sex, drugs, corruption and treason. Gateway Pundit has a link to a host who promises to be adding new material every hour, more than 10,000 in the coming days. The link is to a news/YouTube site in Taiwan, but you didn't really expect the MSM to report or host this, right? Twitter and other social media are in frantic kick/ban/censor/suppress mode, but it is spreading on Parler, Gab and other less politically censored media.

Posted by: cool breeze at October 24, 2020 11:15 PM (UGKMd)

255 240 Thanks Dave in Fla. I read it twice and while I think our chances are very good I wouldn't celebrate early until things are confirmed.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 24, 2020 11:15 PM (+ldAm)

256 Back in the 70's, I worked as a lowly storeroom clerk in a biochemistry department at a university here in Illinois.
It turned out there was a network of brewers and liqueur makers in the laboratories.

One of the more interesting recipes to come my way was "Milk Liqueur".
One filled a 5 gallon glass carboy with several pounds of citrus fruits - in my case oranges - vanilla beans, sugar and a good portion of safe to consume ethyl alcohol (readily available in any good lab storeroom), and, of course milk!

You shake vigorously every day at least once.. Over time, the alcohol and milk break up the citrus pulp and rind.. at the end of two weeks or more, strain.. another advantage of doing this in a lab environment is the availability of vacuum and filter flasks.
In the end, you get a pure golden liqueur that is divine.
Here's a recipe using vodka..
https://tinyurl.com/y5jkquhj

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2020 11:15 PM (CjFDo)

257 The whole operation was behind glass, on conveyor
belts, you could see the mixer making the dough, then it would be
extruded into the donut shape on to the belt, then those would go in to a
vat of boiling oil then come out, drain and cool for a bit, then they
would go through a curtain of liquid sugar glazing, boxed up and out the
door.

Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 24, 2020 11:13 PM (w7KSn)

You can still watch them make the donuts in the same way now any time the hot donuts sign is lit up.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2020 11:16 PM (nAiE/)

258 He wants to string them from here to Mars.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:16 PM (CZm2G)

259 i hope no one finds this inappropriate, but our big blonde kitty, "Shane" (long story) has not been seen since mid-afternoon, didn't come home for dinner, and still isn't in.

prayers, good thoughts, etc, for his safe return home are most earnestly solicited.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2020 11:16 PM (yODn7)

260 But will there be high-speed connection on Mars?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:16 PM (CZm2G)

261 New report says there are at least EIGHT underage girls on Hunter Biden's laptop.
***

I can't wait for the FNM to tell me that just because say 5 of them have proven to be underage means this story is a lie and RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 24, 2020 11:17 PM (qlFIA)

262 Peach brandy or peppermint schnapps makes a fine addition to hot cocoa if you've been out skiing or sledding.

It's not something that you want to get drunk on, I'm sure, but if you're just going to drink one it's pretty damned good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:17 PM (VikfB)

263 Dave-

NC
Posted by: Unhappy Miklos
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I forgot NC is still out there, but it doesn't matter. Absentee ballots outstanding aren't enough to swing the election in NC.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 11:17 PM (5p7BC)

264 i hope no one finds this inappropriate, but our big
blonde kitty, "Shane" (long story) has not been seen since
mid-afternoon, didn't come home for dinner, and still isn't in.

prayers, good thoughts, etc, for his safe return home are most earnestly solicited.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2020 11:16 PM (yODn7)

Hopefully he has just found a lady cat he wanted to hang with for a while. In an case prayers up that he is home soon.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2020 11:18 PM (nAiE/)

265 Question for Dave regarding voter fraud- any idea how much it will be reduced by lack of "walking around money" paid to hobos bussed to various precincts on election day? I'm thinking it will be hard for them to get willing volunteers to drive the vans.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 24, 2020 11:18 PM (7o4Oo)

266 China's Elite-Capture Strategy & The Bidens



And US banks pay for it.


"Over a seven year period between 2006 and 2013, JPMorgan hired about a hundred interns and full time employees at the request of government officials in China and Asia as part of its efforts to build banking relationships in the fast-growing region. The hiring, dubbed internally as a "Sons & Daughters Program," enabled JPMorgan to win business that generated $100 million in revenues for the bank.

But now America's largest bank by assets is set to pay a $264 million fine to settle claims that its hiring violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act (FCPA)."-Forbes

Posted by: Cognizant Miklos at October 24, 2020 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

267 But will there be high-speed connection on Mars?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:16 PM (CZm2G)

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Gov. Newsom has already proposed high-speed rail service from Fresno.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:18 PM (wPVhA)

268 Posted by: Serious Cat at October 24, 2020 11:11 PM (sMTlZ)

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what they said...


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2020 11:19 PM (yODn7)

269 Redc1c4, I hope Shane comes home safe and sound.

Posted by: Toni at October 24, 2020 11:19 PM (/c+mq)

270 I haven't been able to enjoy them for some time, but the last time I saw a Krispy Kreme donut it was at the Giant's game and they wanted $8 for 2 of them!

Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 24, 2020 11:19 PM (w7KSn)

271 prayers, good thoughts, etc, for his safe return home are most earnestly solicited.
Posted by: redc1c4

Prayers up red

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 11:20 PM (r386A)

272 And videos. Judge for yourself. I suppose it depends on how you feel
about sex, drugs, corruption and treason. Gateway Pundit has a link to a
host who promises to be adding new material every hour, more than
10,000 in the coming days. The link is to a news/YouTube site in Taiwan,
but you didn't really expect the MSM to report or host this, right?
Twitter and other social media are in frantic kick/ban/censor/suppress
mode, but it is spreading on Parler, Gab and other less politically
censored media.


Hope someone is mirroring that site, because you can bet they'll be DDoS'ed in the very near future.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 11:20 PM (SchxB)

273 redc-
Prayers for Kitty. Hopefully he'll come back dragging a Honey Badger.

Posted by: DBCooper at October 24, 2020 11:20 PM (y1Mvi)

274 I forgot NC is still out there, but it doesn't matter. Absentee ballots outstanding aren't enough to swing the election in NC.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

PA looks like corruption Central.

No postmarks?

Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic at October 24, 2020 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

275 > Gov. Newsom has already proposed high-speed rail service from Fresno.

Bakersfield to Fresno, two destinations between which no one outside of a Buck Owens or Merle Haggard song has ever wanted to travel, and all the guys in those songs have pickup trucks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:20 PM (VikfB)

276 >>>"Sons & Daughters Program," enabled JPMorgan to win business that generated $100 million in revenues for the bank.

But now America's largest bank by assets is set to pay a $264 million fine to settle claims that its hiring violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act (FCPA)."-Forbes
Posted by: Cognizant Miklos at October 24, 2020 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)


So the USG sits back and makes 164%.

Sounds like a racket to me.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:21 PM (CZm2G)

277 > The interesting fact I have learned the last few weeks is that Philly isn't able to swing an election on its own. They don't have enough votes.

PA population is 13 million, Philly is 1.5 million, maybe 3x/4x that with suburbs (not so Dem of course).

But it is right: Kamala 2010 AG could only swing the election by SEIU counting in LA county since it was close enough in other places

Posted by: Need help from multiple pinchpoints at October 24, 2020 11:21 PM (BBWrU)

278 Gov. Newsom has already proposed high-speed rail service from Fresno.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:18 PM (wPVhA)

I have spent time in Fresno. "From Fresno" is the only direction that train line should go.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2020 11:22 PM (xT2tT)

279 > Hope someone is mirroring that site, because you can bet they'll be DDoS'ed in the very near future.

There are many, many copies of the laptop contents out there now. It's too late to put that genie back in the bottle.

True, those copies wouldn't be good as evidence in court, but the internet isn't court.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:22 PM (VikfB)

280 259 i hope no one finds this inappropriate, but our big blonde kitty, "Shane" (long story) has not been seen since mid-afternoon, didn't come home for dinner, and still isn't in.

prayers, good thoughts, etc, for his safe return home are most earnestly solicited.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2020 11:16 PM (yODn7)
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Sent a prayer up, but my guess is the big fuzzy galoot is just out on walkabout. Cats do that sometimes, and they saunter back like it was nothing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 24, 2020 11:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

281 I have spent time in Fresno. "From Fresno" is the only direction that train line should go.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2020 11:22 PM (xT2tT)

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You only say that because you've never been to Lodi.

Posted by: John Fogerty at October 24, 2020 11:23 PM (wPVhA)

282 redc prayers for Shane's timely return
hope he comes strutting back in looking smug

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 24, 2020 11:23 PM (nUhF0)

283 Oh, you can still hide. Overhead's much better now than it used to be, but measure/counter-measure never goes away.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 11:24 PM (OTzUX)

284 249 New report says there are at least EIGHT underage girls on Hunter Biden's laptop.

Is this EIGHT times worse than just one, or is quadratic growth, or ... ?

Posted by: Not quite sure how the numeracy works here at October 24, 2020 11:24 PM (BBWrU)

285 You only say that because you've never been to Lodi.

I have.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 11:25 PM (SchxB)

286 BTW: if there is a AZ MoMe, that's a less than one day drive freom where i live in SoCal, so count me in. i can bring toys and freedom seeds too.

and if another SoCal moron/ette wants to car pool, let me know...

unless, of course Resident 3vil is still unemployed, in which case i have a co-driver, and the truck is at full capacity. (that's assuming it's this fall, and not next year, sometime.)

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2020 11:25 PM (yODn7)

287 PA looks like corruption Central.



No postmarks?

Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic at October 24, 2020 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

NJ's top court just threw out Trump's suit to stop unpostmarked mail in votes from being counted there for up to three days after the election. Farcical considering NJ just had a local election overturned (and the Dem candidate arrested for voter fraud) over widespread mail in voter fraud, but the judge called Trump's concerns that their would be fraud "highly speculative".

I hope this goes to SCOTUS too (but not until ACB is sworn in).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2020 11:26 PM (nAiE/)

288 New report says there are at least EIGHT underage girls on Hunter Biden's laptop.


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Fortunately for Hunter, when it comes to Chinese girls' ages, you're allowed to cumulate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:26 PM (wPVhA)

289 You know what would be super-exciting?


If Elon put RFID tags in masks! Then we could contact-trace, er "obtain customer preference data" on all of the human cattle, er "consumers" on the planet.
Maybe this time he could partially block the visibility of the moon. Not for long though. Just for a few hours.


Yeah!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 24, 2020 11:26 PM (3P/5p)

290 Nine and a wake up:

Joe Biden is owned
China owns Joe Biden
Joe Biden is compromised

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:26 PM (CZm2G)

291 280 sending prayers, God made Shane, too

Posted by: the Butcher at October 24, 2020 11:27 PM (OonSC)

292 You only say that because you've never been to Lodi.

Posted by: John Fogerty at October 24, 2020 11:23 PM (wPVhA)
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Stuck in ole Lodi again....

Posted by: Boots at October 24, 2020 11:27 PM (oGBso)

293 Question for Dave regarding voter fraud- any idea how much it will be reduced by lack of "walking around money" paid to hobos bussed to various precincts on election day? I'm thinking it will be hard for them to get willing volunteers to drive the vans.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
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Not from a cheating perspective, but you are already seeing this effect in Florida. I am waiting to see how the next 2 weekends go, but Democrat early vote is way below where it needs to be. My rough calculation earlier today is that Dems are 900K votes behind the GOP in meeting early vote targets.

If the Dems don't get a big pile of voters to the polls this weekend, then they are in big trouble.

One of the problems the Dems have with the cheating operations is they got really good at it and relied on it too heavily. People forget that Philly "turned out" record vote totals for Hillary in 2016. They had a very effective machine going in the last election. But it wasn't enough. So anything that makes their usual tricks harder will absolutely affect their vote totals in places like Philly.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 11:28 PM (5p7BC)

294 Fresno is Rep. Nunes district.
Which includes VDH's property, iirc.

Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 24, 2020 11:29 PM (w7KSn)

295 PS I voted on Tuesday. Longest line I have ever seen, ever, and I'm talking theme park lines, Star Wars movie midnight previews and Black Friday Best Buy tents.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


That was what I saw in '16. And our area went for Trump.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 11:29 PM (+lVUW)

296 You know who else loved pretzels?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


Steely Dan ???

They wrote a song about 'em
https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=sCMpKS77qn8

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at October 24, 2020 11:29 PM (LPnfS)

297 I have spent time in Fresno. "From Fresno" is the only direction that train line should go.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2020 11:22 PM (xT2tT)

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You only say that because you've never been to Lodi.
Posted by: John Fogerty at October 24, 2020 11:23 PM (wPVhA)

Both are paradise compared to Bakersfield

Posted by: Sjg at October 24, 2020 11:30 PM (gDSJf)

298 Thanks Dave. That tracks with my thinking in terms of unintended consequences and "oft evil will evil mar." Good night everybody- be of good cheer, vote, and buy ammo.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 24, 2020 11:31 PM (7o4Oo)

299 Both are paradise compared to Bakersfield
Posted by: Sjg at October 24, 2020 11:30 PM (gDSJf)

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Modesto was the main location for American Grafitti.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:31 PM (wPVhA)

300 Chris Coons's daughter is reportedly one of the eight underage girls.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:31 PM (VikfB)

301 How funny is it that after the Dems made up all the pee tape shit, they actually have their candidate's son getting sex tapes dropped?

Don Jr and Eric aren't always the brightest knives in the drawer but they're smart enough to not drop off their laptop filled with sex vids at the repair shop.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 24, 2020 11:31 PM (icI8A)

302 There were a number of female voters who didn't vote for Hillary but couldn't bring themselves to vote for Trump because of ewwww factor. Hunter is not Joe but some of that sleeze is definitely sticking to Joe. I doubt many of those women will vote for slow creepy Joe. I know 4 women who didn't vote Trump in 16 who are voting Trump in 20.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 11:32 PM (r386A)

303 But the numbers I have seen say that if Trump wins PA by 1% or more, they can't steal it. Philly could maybe steal 100K votes at a top end, but that wouldn't be enough.

Welp, Biden's debate comments about the oil industry and fossil fuels aren't going to help him in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 11:33 PM (+lVUW)

304 Alien anal probes, baby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:00 PM (wPVhA)


Aliens that look suspiciously like otters, amirite?

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2020 11:33 PM (ldL4g)

305 One of the problems the Dems have with the cheating operations is they got really good at it and relied on it too heavily.

I think, sincerely, that they haven't won a whole lot of elections for quite a while legitimately.

Posted by: MarkY at October 24, 2020 11:33 PM (vV8g8)

306 Retired, F-117 Nighthawks Spotted In San Diego

https://tinyurl.com/y3fl6tcz

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:34 PM (CZm2G)

307
English Milk Punch? Never heard of it. If you put milk in a drink in England the only punch you're likely to receive is one in the face for being a poof.
Posted by: David Gillies

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"Punch and bubbly" would be milk punch and champagne, something a british gentleman might enjoy on a night out some hundreds of years ago.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2020 11:34 PM (G51Gf)

308 I was in Lodi recently.
Largely agricultural but with a developing down town.
Reliably R.

Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 24, 2020 11:34 PM (w7KSn)

309 https://youtu.be/HtYgAuMmGSI

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:34 PM (CZm2G)

310 I know 4 women who didn't vote Trump in 16 who are voting Trump in 20.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 11:32 PM (r386A)

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The Trump train has an exclusive Ladies Carriage where teh wimmenz can ride without being accosted by the Trump menfolk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:34 PM (wPVhA)

311 Wassup, ya buncha deplorable chumps.

Is the bail fund depleted yet? Any new marriages, divorces or pregnancies at the MoMe?

Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 24, 2020 11:35 PM (Z4rgH)

312 No postmarks?

Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic
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Remember, mail in votes have to come from registered voters. You can't just print a vote and send it in. It has to come from someone on the voter records who didn't already vote.

How many of those blank ballots are in Philly, and how many voters are there that didn't vote?

The problems in PA are going to be limited to Philly, that is the only place with enough of an organization to actually try mail-in fraud with any significant success. But there is a risk if you get too greedy. If the turnout numbers are too different from similar areas (e.g. Detroit) then there will be a significant response. The federal courts will order ballots seized and an audit conducted. There are already 2 people in jail for ballot fraud in Philly right now for trying to fix the primaries.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 11:35 PM (5p7BC)

313 300 Chris Coons's daughter is reportedly one of the eight underage girls.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:31 PM (VikfB)


Frealz? I mean I know it's all speculation now.

But that would be kind of awesome.

And worth taking down COD.

Posted by: blaster at October 24, 2020 11:35 PM (ZfRYq)

314 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:17 PM (VikfB)

Kind of a long story, but back before the smoking ban, Mrs. Old Blue and I used to frequent an Old Chicago in our neighborhood fairly often, and many of the staff knew us well. I was a good tipper. So, one really cold January evening we were on our way home from a bowling tournament and decided to stop there and eat before we went home.

The only seating to be had was at the bar so we settled in, we both knew already what we wanted to eat so when the bartender came over we gave him our order and he asked what we would like to drink. I ordered my usual beer, but Mrs. Old Blue didn't quite know. She wanted something warm because she was chilly, so I suggested a hot chocolate and schnapps. Sounds good, she says, so the bartender brings her one over. That drink didn't last five minutes, so she orders another one. It didn't last very much longer.

Did I mention that Mrs. Old Blue doesn't drink? Anywho, after Mrs. Old Blue chugs down the second drink, she turns to me and says "I'm not feeling too well." I call the bartender over and ask him what did he put in the hot chocolate and schnapps.

He looks at me and says "Oh, because it's you guys, I gave her the good stuff. The hundred proof schnapps."

I told him to make the order to go, because did I mention that Mrs. Old Blue doesn't drink? I poured her into the van, took her home, put her to bed and had to eat my calzone all by my lonesome watching reruns of Law and Order.

Posted by: Old Blue - Deplorable Trump Chump at October 24, 2020 11:36 PM (VNmG1)

315 Giuliani says Durham is an undisciplined [Attorney]
says he will investigate forever.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:36 PM (CZm2G)

316 300 Chris Coons's daughter is reportedly one of the eight underage girls.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:31 PM (VikfB)



Frealz? I mean I know it's all speculation now.



But that would be kind of awesome.



And worth taking down COD.


I'd like to see it confirmed as well. But, underage, so I sure as hell don't want to see the pictures.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 11:36 PM (SchxB)

317 Redc1c4, I hope Shane comes home safe and sound.
Posted by: Toni


Ditto from me ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at October 24, 2020 11:37 PM (LPnfS)

318 03 But the numbers I have seen say that if Trump wins PA by 1% or more, they can't steal it. Philly could maybe steal 100K votes at a top end, but that wouldn't be enough.

Welp, Biden's debate comments about the oil industry and fossil fuels aren't going to help him in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 24, 2020 11:33 PM (+lVU

I've got a former classmate on Facebook. Never ever posts political stuff. Today he posts up a " where does oil go" graphic explains only 46% goes to gasoline and laying out where the rest of it goes.


Now he's someone if you had asked me his politics I'd say he was on the right with a 90% certainty. But he doesn't post that to Facebook.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 24, 2020 11:38 PM (TO9X0)

319 Hola !

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2020 11:38 PM (zr5Kq)

320 Why did Hunter Biden make sextapes in the first place?
Did he intend to show them to people or something?
Was he intending to jack off to himself?
Is it just an effect of the Crack?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 24, 2020 11:38 PM (mstQR)

321 > Chris Coons's daughter is reportedly one of the eight underage girls.

Maggie Coons is the young girl in the leopard-spot dress looking very uncomfortable at being groped by Plugs in one of his famous grope pics.

https://tinyurl.com/maggie-coons

Apparently Hunter got his licks in on her as well.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:39 PM (VikfB)

322
Here's a recipe using vodka..
https://tinyurl.com/y5jkquhj
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

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Interesting. It says "1/2 (or more) of lemon or other citrus, juice and rind"

Does that mean just half an orange (squeezed out), including rind?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2020 11:39 PM (G51Gf)

323 Apparently Hunter got his licks in on her as well.

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*vomit*

Despicable

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:40 PM (wPVhA)

324 More text messages to come out tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:40 PM (CZm2G)

325 "Maggie Coons is the young girl..."

She looks traumatized. No kidding. Look at her face. Poor thing.

Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 24, 2020 11:41 PM (w7KSn)

326 Quick question: if the city in which you live (Springfield IL, pop. about 115,000) has avoided any rioting or looting to date, has had generally low or mediocre turnout for BLM events and protest marches, and the local BLM chapter seems to be more focused on "do gooder" activities like charity collections, GOTV drives, and promoting black businesses than on any kind of in-person demonstrations, does that mean our chances of significant civil unrest on or after election day are lower than they would be elsewhere? Assuming, of course, that nothing big like a police involved shooting (God forbid) happens in the interim. There is not any significant anti-police sentiment around here that I can see, and even the local BLM takes part in events WITH them and says good things about them (go figure).

There are more Biden signs around town than I would care to see, but the county/metro area went for Trump about 55-45 last time around. I also don't see or hear any signs of Antifa activity here although there are some scattered Antifa types posting stuff on Facebook in other cities within a 1-2 hr drive (Champaign, Decatur, Peoria).

I'm trying to decide if we should preemptively get out of Dodge on Election Day (we already voted) or if that's really necessary. I have Election Day off as a State holiday but I would have to be back at work the next morning.

Posted by: Secret Square at October 24, 2020 11:41 PM (9WuX0)

327 > Remember, mail in votes have to come from registered voters. You can't just print a vote and send it in. It has to come from someone on the voter records who didn't already vote.

No, mail-in votes only have to be *attributed* to registered voters.
Think of WA 2004 Gov, where Dems figured out they needed to steal 1700 or something votes, and lo and behold, they find 1700+10 absentee ballots, almost all from homeless people giving the County shelter as their address.

Posted by: Applied Fixing and Rigging at October 24, 2020 11:41 PM (BBWrU)

328 > Old Blue

I think most of us who indulge in the substance have a peppermint schapps story or two to tell.

The stuff is deceptively candy-like, it is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:42 PM (VikfB)

329 Apparently Hunter got his licks in on her as well.

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I hope Republicans don't pounce on this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2020 11:42 PM (wPVhA)

330
Why did Hunter Biden make sextapes in the first place?
Did he intend to show them to people or something?
Was he intending to jack off to himself?
Is it just an effect of the Crack?
Posted by: Surfperch

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I'm not sure the the tape we've seen tonight is from his laptop. It looks light it MIGHT have been hidden camera -- but at one point, he props his phone in front of his crotch, then picks it up and apparently looks at the image.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2020 11:42 PM (G51Gf)

331
Biden, his direct quote from Pfeifer's interview, after that POS asked Bidet for a final message to those who have not voted yet : "....we're in a situation where we have put together - and you'd [sic] guys, did it for our, the president Obama's administration, before this - we have put together, I think, the most extensive and and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."

This.is. beautiful.

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2020 11:42 PM (zr5Kq)

332 Bookmarking the Forklift Fails for our next training session. That was very painful to watch!

Posted by: pookysgirl, with a license to... fork at October 24, 2020 11:43 PM (XKZwp)

333 https://tinyurl.com/maggie-coons

Apparently Hunter got his licks in on her as well.


That picture is jacked up.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:43 PM (CZm2G)

334 31
The Menagerie Part 2, Star Trek TOS, is running on MeTV right now. See Susan Oliver as the original Green Chick.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2020 10:05 PM (rCwaK)

No human male can resist them.

Posted by: Huntsville Trash Pandas at October 24, 2020 11:43 PM (qyH+l)

335 "Why did Hunter Biden make sextapes in the first place? "

He is being extorted.
Sheesh, what a babe in the wood... LOL

Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 24, 2020 11:43 PM (w7KSn)

336
The problems in PA are going to be limited to Philly, that is the only place with enough of an organization to actually try mail-in fraud with any significant success. But there is a risk if you get too greedy. If the turnout numbers are too different from similar areas (e.g. Detroit) then there will be a significant response. The federal courts will order ballots seized and an audit conducted. There are already 2 people in jail for ballot fraud in Philly right now for trying to fix the primaries.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 24, 2020 11:35 PM (5p7BC)




Here's my big problem with what you are saying. You're basically thinking that people willing to chart with absentee ballots aren't also going to be cheating and breaking the laws in forging and faking the absentee ballots in blatant that make votes in a Buick trunk look legit.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 24, 2020 11:44 PM (TO9X0)

337 I was in Lodi recently.
Largely agricultural but with a developing down town.
Reliably R.
Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 24, 2020 11:34 PM (w7KSn)

Not that reliable. Aside from the demographic changes, election law has had a major impact in turning out blue votes.

Jungle primaries resulting in D vs D races means rich coastal liberals are dumping money into other races across CA, some House candidates were spending well over 20 million on their campaigns.

Also ballot harvesting and permanent vote by mail is a thing. In 2018, Dem campaigns were literally going door to door on election day to residences with a registered Dem and offering to turn in their ballots.

Posted by: Sjg at October 24, 2020 11:44 PM (gDSJf)

338 > No, mail-in votes only have to be *attributed* to registered voters.

I have a friend from Chicagoland. Went to college in another state, came back home, looked up her records, and discovered that she'd "voted", in every single election, in person, the entire four years she was gone.

How it works (or worked back then, anyway) is that the precinct people check the rolls as soon as the polls close. Anyone who didn't vote = free vote for our team!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:44 PM (VikfB)

339 Girl in the vid has an American accent.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2020 11:45 PM (CZm2G)

340 There was a video recently of biden pinching a young girl's breast. Does anyone know whose daughter? It was during a ceremony.


Biden should have had the shit knocked out of him.

Posted by: four seasons at October 24, 2020 11:46 PM (PisyI)

341 Dave in FL, what is the latest on Florida? Last I saw, the over 65 crowd already voted was 9 points in Trumps favor vs 14 points in 2016.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2020 11:46 PM (ruFBZ)

342 > That picture is jacked up.

Yeah, it is. Infuriating.


(but let me hasten to add that it doesn't have any underage nudity... I would not post such a thing).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:46 PM (VikfB)

343 The 3d, unmarked ballot cases didn't get decided right, just remanded. So, is they come back when Amy is confirmed -- bang. This NJ case could cost them Philly.

Any outside shot for Mehta?

Posted by: Jean at October 24, 2020 11:46 PM (Xih1H)

344 big tech is now hiding and promoting pedos and rapists. can't be legal.

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2020 11:47 PM (zr5Kq)

345 Wow is "Ghost Ship" a dumb movie.

Nice to know you can bob around in the Arctic ocean until you're picked up by a cruise ship.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 24, 2020 11:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

346 "Starlink means that there is nowhere that you can hide.

Nowhere.

And there is no way for you to look at a virgin starry night sky. Ever again."

--and--

"our big blonde kitty, "Shane" (long story) has not been seen since mid-afternoon, didn't come home for dinner, and still isn't in."



Both comments give the sadz.

Today sucked and tonight isn't getting better, not even for others it seems.

Prayers all 'round... God help us.

Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2020 11:47 PM (whOIk)

347 New report says there are at least EIGHT underage girls on Hunter Biden's laptop.

where?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 24, 2020 11:48 PM (GIeIM)

348 "In 2018, Dem campaigns were literally going door to door on election day to residences with a registered Dem and offering to turn in their ballots."

You are correct, hence Rep. McNerny

Posted by: navybrat, at home at October 24, 2020 11:48 PM (w7KSn)

349 Why did Hunter Biden make sextapes in the first place?
Did he intend to show them to people or something?
Was he intending to jack off to himself?
Is it just an effect of the Crack?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 24, 2020 11:38 PM (mstQR)


It's a souvenir to relive the moment over and over again in the future. Just like I'm bettin' Toobin recorded his zoom dick call. People like that get off again watching themselves get off the first time. Psychiatrists put multiple kids through college with patients like this.

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2020 11:49 PM (ldL4g)

350 Somebody's been doing their homework. Listening to a stream out of San Jose CA, got a local political commercial anyways. Geotagging incoming IPs to sell more ads, smart. Annoying, but smart.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 11:49 PM (SchxB)

351 Shane!!! Come Back!!! Come Back, Shane!!!

Oh come on someone had to say it.

( I do hope he comes back)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2020 11:49 PM (CQ8KO)

352 > where?


https://twitter.com/ LaurenWitzkeDE/status/1320053164641538048

(remove space)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:50 PM (VikfB)

353 "3/4ths of likely voters believe they'll recover from COVID if they get it"

Seriously?? That's all? The other 25% of them think they are going die??

Posted by: Hint, the rate is MUCH lower at October 24, 2020 11:50 PM (BBWrU)

354 So is Hunter a foot weirdo like Tarantino? I can't see any other reason you'd want to take the worst sexual things a girl can do to you and make it worse by switching to the extremity that you can't control as finely.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 24, 2020 11:50 PM (icI8A)

355 > And there is no way for you to look at a virgin starry night sky. Ever again.

That hasn't been possible since about 1920 or so.

Almost always at least one plane visible moving across the sky, usually more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2020 11:51 PM (VikfB)

356 Braenyard, that's definitely Miramar, and those are definitely F-117s. Trying to figure out the location from which the video was taken. I have a favorite spot just off Kearny Villa Road near the site of the old shotgun club (idiotically and tragically closed by a useless base commander a decade ago), but that's not high enough, nor far west enough, for that perspective.

Notice some new what appear to be weather shelters near the hangars, those are new to me, haven't been on base for a few months. Though was just next to it a few hours ago, got some great Indian take-out there.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2020 11:51 PM (OTzUX)

357 JOe was probably something, back in the day. Except then there were no smart phones. Otherwise we'd have competition between him and his son.

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2020 11:52 PM (zr5Kq)

358 Those of the Dems that are acting as frontmen for the disinfo, Schiff, Schumer etc., are screeching loudest because I suspect that they are going to be exposed as well. Biden wasn't the only one taking money for favors, I'm sure. Schiff's sister is married to Soros's son after all.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at October 24, 2020 11:52 PM (cRbt7)

359 HOORAY!!!!!

in this time line, Shane came back.

went out just now to put something from dinner out in the big frig, and he was camped out on the top step.

my thanks to you all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2020 11:54 PM (yODn7)

360 OOps, Schiff's sister whose last name is Soros is not married to Georges's son. Nevermind.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at October 24, 2020 11:54 PM (cRbt7)

361 Interesting. It says "1/2 (or more) of lemon or other citrus, juice and rind"

Does that mean just half an orange (squeezed out), including rind?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2020 11:39 PM (G51Gf)


According to the last picture, the citrus is not squeezed, just cut into pieces.

Posted by: RickZ at October 24, 2020 11:54 PM (ldL4g)

362 prayers, good thoughts, etc, for his safe return home are most earnestly solicited.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2020 11:16

Prayers up from here. Our Butterscotch is out and about, but she will gladly come in in a bit. She's about 12 yr old tortie who really likes to snuggle more it seems as she ages when we sleep, I find it soothing.

On another note Jules' folks celebrated their 67th anniversary today. They let her Dad see Jo and they had cake together. We sent flowers, she was pleased.

Far cry from 3 days ago when hospice called when they started and said she was unresponsive. Jo seems to be doing better, but we can't go and be there ourselves. Very frustrating.

Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2020 11:54 PM (ZKH8Q)

363 353 "3/4ths of likely voters believe they'll recover from COVID if they get it"

Seriously?? That's all? The other 25% of them think they are going die??
Posted by: Hint, the rate is MUCH lower at October 24, 2020 11:50 PM (BBWrU)

======

All Democrats who thought the election was in the bag because of the fake polls and never bothered to get their absentee ballots.

Now that the polls are tightening, they're wondering if going to vote for Joe Biden in person is worth their life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 24, 2020 11:54 PM (LvTSG)

364 So the USG sits back and makes 164%.

Sounds like a racket to me.

Posted by: Braenyard

Your time with us is done, Grasshopper

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at October 24, 2020 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

365 Shane came back.


Yay! Happy for you and kitteh!!!

Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2020 11:55 PM (whOIk)

366 360 OOps, Schiff's sister whose last name is Soros is not married to Georges's son. Nevermind.
Posted by: Stellastwocents
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C'mon man, I already told the missus!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 24, 2020 11:56 PM (+ldAm)

367 redc-
did he leave the dead honey badger on the front door like a good Kitty?
I had a male manx that weighed 22lbs years ago. He chased dogs...good kitty.

Posted by: DBCooper at October 24, 2020 11:56 PM (y1Mvi)

368 No secret the all of them are taking money from China. That is why most of the American industry went to China, while most of middle America became poor and unemployed; that is why China ended up owning Hollywood and media, that is why universities are flooded CHinese "students" who later miraculously get work visas and then green cards in a span of two years or less.

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2020 11:57 PM (zr5Kq)

369 "3/4ths of likely voters believe they'll recover from COVID if they get it"

Seriously?? That's all? The other 25% of them think they are going die??
Posted by: Hint, the rate is MUCH lower at October 24, 2020 11:50 PM (BBWrU)

That's why the media switched to reporting cases, gotta keep that panic up. Also why they were so desperate to spin up conspiracy theories about Trump, since seeing someone recover with no ill effects damages their narrative.

Even fairly young people firmly entrenched in the Dem media bubble are terrified of it.

Posted by: Sjg at October 24, 2020 11:57 PM (gDSJf)

370 HOORAY!!!!!

in this time line, Shane came back.


Booyah!! And the power of prayer.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 24, 2020 11:57 PM (r386A)

371 Not satisfied with being a raging asshole, turncoat "Republican" is now doxxing nuns that went to a Trump rally.

Remove space: https://twitter.com/PeterVroom1/status/ 1320190314443845633


Pixy safe link: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6mf5wcc

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 24, 2020 11:57 PM (SchxB)

372 Good Evening horde

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 24, 2020 11:58 PM (1aFZz)

373 I would never put my ballot in the mail if I had a choice.

Posted by: runner at October 24, 2020 11:58 PM (zr5Kq)

374 Surfperch: That would be a yes, yes, and...maybe.

Those first two would be the main reason people make sex tapes.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 24, 2020 11:58 PM (icI8A)

375
I wonder if Murkowski announcing a yes vote for ACB is indicative of anything broader.

Like, maybe she has a sense of which way things are likely to go on 11/3.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 24, 2020 10:06 PM (pxDdN)







It's the combination of Trump vowing to campaign against her in 2022 (which all the MFM cocksuckers scoffed at, because there's no WAY that Trump would win, and besides he'll be under indictment or in prison for *mumble mumble*), and Trump curbstomping Joey Plugs in the last debate.

She ain't stupid, she knows which way the wind is blowing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 24, 2020 11:58 PM (EGyGV)

376 Well, I am going to get an early one. Cold night here. best to get into a warm bed. Later, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2020 11:58 PM (uBm7F)

377 >>Are you a Deadhead?

Pretty much.

Boo.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2020 11:59 PM (ZLI7S)

378 Not satisfied with being a raging asshole, turncoat "Republican" is now doxxing nuns that went to a Trump rally.


How do you "doxx" a Nun?

And their Old Man might get pissed.

Posted by: The Right Reverend Miklos at October 24, 2020 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

379 Isn't voting in federal elections IN PERSON still available everywhere?

Posted by: Zettai at October 24, 2020 11:59 PM (Eu84d)

380 Holy Shit, I'm watching Rudy G on OAN with Chanel Rion about the corrupt Biden family.. oh my, he is really hammering it home. This is part 1 only. Goodness gracious.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 24, 2020 11:59 PM (+ldAm)

381 It isn't possible that this is the only *kompromat* out in the wild.
Posted by: Harlock at October 24, 2020 10:51 PM (KO0Eq)


there is a rumor of a Pelosi spawn video too.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 25, 2020 12:00 AM (WyVLE)

382 Hi, everybody!

We're Archie Bell and The Drells!

Or actually, not... just plain old mnw again.

Dave in Fla:

Please keep your posts coming. They are insightful & much appreciated. Would like to see more of your posts at HHR, too MAJOR troll infiltration there.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 12:00 AM (Cssks)

383 "Hopefully we can get an AZ one organized!"
Yes.please. One within reach.

Posted by: boynsea at October 25, 2020 12:00 AM (Fks5r)

384 Doxxing nuns? Wtaf?

Gonna try to get them fired?

criminy...

Posted by: JQ at October 25, 2020 12:00 AM (whOIk)

385
No, mail-in votes only have to be *attributed* to registered voters.
Think of WA 2004 Gov, where Dems figured out they needed to steal 1700 or something votes, and lo and behold, they find 1700+10 absentee ballots, almost all from homeless people giving the County shelter as their address.

Posted by: Applied Fixing and Rigging at October 24, 2020 11:41 PM (BBWrU)

-----------------------

Which is why The Biden Cheating Machine is getting states to drop their signature matching requirements for mail-in/absentee ballots.

It's more difficult to fake a signature, especially if you don't know what that signature looks like. Now, the really inside cheaters have access to the electronic voter records, which does include the signature, I'm not sure about the freelance cheaters.

Posted by: Boots at October 25, 2020 12:00 AM (oGBso)

386 Isn't voting in federal elections IN PERSON still available everywhere?
Posted by: Zettai at October 24, 2020 11:59 PM (Eu84d)

No, there are counties in CA that mailed ballots to every registered voter.

Posted by: Sjg at October 25, 2020 12:01 AM (gDSJf)

387 Isn't voting in federal elections IN PERSON still available everywhere?

Posted by: Zettai at October 24, 2020 11:59 PM (Eu84d)


I could be wrong but I thought Washington State was mail-in voting only for a while now.

Posted by: RickZ at October 25, 2020 12:01 AM (ldL4g)

388 repeat:

CCP is playing GO with the USA.

China is surrounding it's opponents (us).

China owns the Biden Crime Family.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1320052820989673472

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 12:02 AM (CZm2G)

389 Boo.
Posted by: JackStraw


Say what you like about JackStraw, he pass the Dutchie on the right hand side.

But he's clever enough to obscure the Activities with all that cigar smoke.

Posted by: Miklos, don't mind if I do at October 25, 2020 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

390 RIP Jerry Jeff Walker. I was hoping he might have a song in the ONT. Instead of posting a link of my favorites, I encourage y'all to go listen to your favorites by the Scamp.

Posted by: jax at October 25, 2020 12:02 AM (BYqLO)

391 interesting that some on the right are bitching about those who are posting Hunter Biden pics are posting kiddie porn or revenge porn

as if the left would not release Don Jr banging Kimberly pics if they had them

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 25, 2020 12:02 AM (GIeIM)

392 That's why the media switched to reporting cases, gotta keep that panic up.


==


so true...One billion cases served

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 12:02 AM (zr5Kq)

393 God help us.
Posted by: JQ at October 24, 2020 11


Take heart and be of good cheer because He does.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 12:02 AM (r386A)

394 > there is a rumor of a Pelosi spawn video too.

There's a recurring image of a bunch of lines of coke that have been chopped up with a credit card with the name "Malia Obama" on it.

However, that would be trivial to Photoshop, so I don't place any credence in it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 25, 2020 12:03 AM (VikfB)

395 Trump had 3 rallies today.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 12:04 AM (zr5Kq)

396 386 Isn't voting in federal elections IN PERSON still available everywhere?

Not possible in OR for some time.

Posted by: Absentee Only since 2000 at October 25, 2020 12:04 AM (BBWrU)

397 Now that the polls are tightening, they're wondering if going to vote for Joe Biden in person is worth their life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 24, 2020 11:54 PM (LvTSG)
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So we should make sure to scare the heck out of any lefties in our social circles?

Posted by: Boots at October 25, 2020 12:05 AM (oGBso)

398 Is "Heroin" by Lou Reed a great song or what?

Dude knows his subject. Did not return from hell empty handed.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 12:05 AM (Cssks)

399 how come all the supposed Hunter pics are riddled with chinese looking writing on them?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 25, 2020 12:06 AM (GIeIM)

400 Trump had 3 rallies today.
Posted by: runner

Won't be surprised if he shows up in American Samoa at 3 AM

Posted by: Sumo for Trump at October 25, 2020 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

401 Oh, Wi and ...somewhere else. Keeping the momentum going. Sundown did a zoom call with ex obama operative and talked about massive fraud they perpetrated on American people during BO administration and how he hopes to do the same this time. Good work.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 12:06 AM (zr5Kq)

402 The Bidens are like the Corleones except there's no Michael.

Beau was Sonny, Hunter is obviously Fredo. 'He was getting footjobs from cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table!'

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 25, 2020 12:06 AM (icI8A)

403 Won't be surprised if he shows up in American Samoa at 3 AM



If there are votes to be had, he will. But there aren't, so he won't.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 12:07 AM (zr5Kq)

404 I think there was some federal law that guarantees the availability of in-person voting at a polling place for everyone...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:07 AM (Eu84d)

405 RIP Jerry Jeff Walker.



WHAT!!???

Posted by: Miklos, redneck up against the wall at October 25, 2020 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

406 Red, that's great news!

Posted by: Toni at October 25, 2020 12:07 AM (/c+mq)

407 The Bidens are like the Corleones except there's no Michael.



Corleones had charisma.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 12:07 AM (zr5Kq)

408 Someone got the Big Guys med sched messed up...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/409073/#respond

Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 25, 2020 12:07 AM (ABuva)

409 I think there was some federal law that guarantees the availability of in-person voting at a polling place for everyone...
Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:07 AM (Eu84d)



iiinteresting. so CA can be sued for disenfranchising people ?

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 12:08 AM (zr5Kq)

410 Lololol 'revenge porn'

If the pee tape was real it would have been aired on CNN and MSNBC

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 25, 2020 12:08 AM (icI8A)

411 With souring relations between China and the US, along with the Pentagon flushed with cash, there could be an effort to return some of these stealth jets to active service to address an urgent gap in the Pentagon's ability to strike targets in disputed airspace.

China's deployment of hypersonic missiles across from Taiwan has left some to believe that war preparations are underway - maybe, just maybe, the US is doing the same, and could one day reactivate the F-117s.
--------------------------

Coincides with the Marines giving the Army their tanks and going with tactical nukes.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 12:09 AM (CZm2G)

412 397 Now that the polls are tightening, they're wondering if going to vote for Joe Biden in person is worth their life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 24, 2020 11:54 PM (LvTSG)
--------------------------

So we should make sure to scare the heck out of any lefties in our social circles?

Posted by: Boots at October 25, 2020 12:05 AM (oGBso)

===========

"Bernie was right. Joe Biden, the guy who voted to get us into Iraq and then acted like he never did, is not worth dying for. Fuck him and fuck the party. If they can't nominate someone halfway decent to help save this country, then I don't see why I have to put my life on the line by going to the polls for him. Biden just represents a continuation of the failure theater that kept us from getting Medicare for All and instead got us a massive payout to the insurance companies. We might as well get another term of Trump so that American can get angry at the right when things go completely to shit."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 25, 2020 12:09 AM (LvTSG)

413 1) 10/1:

Biden by 117%.

2) 10/24:

Dead even

Anyone detect a TREND here?

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 12:09 AM (Cssks)

414 Yay! Shane returned.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Xenomorph Queen at October 25, 2020 12:10 AM (Dc2NZ)

415 lol the polls are tightening 111!!

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 12:11 AM (zr5Kq)

416 I'm sure whatever is out there on Hunter is only a drop in the bucket. Call me crazy but I feel like I have some insight into the mind of a reckless, impulsive druggie who really really likes whores. Cuz of uh, a book I read or something

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 25, 2020 12:11 AM (icI8A)

417 I had a male manx that weighed 22lbs years ago. He chased dogs...good kitty.
Posted by: DBCooper

Oh, I've seen cats that weren't very big chase dogs.

One of the funniest videos on youtube,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7znI_Kpzbs

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2020 12:11 AM (+lVUW)

418 My absolute favorite Ian Tyson song, as presented by Jerry Jeff-



https://tinyurl.com/yyyoogmg

Posted by: Miklos, redneck up to the neck and beyond at October 25, 2020 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)

419 Shane had a rendezvous.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 12:12 AM (zr5Kq)

420 In this modern age, adults who willignly get nekkid and frisky on camera need to just assume from square one that the vids might wind up on the net eventually. Not saying it's right, but that possibility needs to be kept in mind.

That's a different thing from underage/unwilling victims.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 25, 2020 12:12 AM (VikfB)

421 >> 1) 10/1:

Biden by 117%.

2) 10/24:

Dead even

>>Anyone detect a TREND here?

Pretty sure James Madison predicted this about a year ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2020 12:13 AM (ZLI7S)

422 American can get angry at the right when things go completely to shit."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


It's like TJM has an advance copy of the script...

Posted by: Miklos, foresightful at October 25, 2020 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

423 With mail-in, it's much easier to bribe ppl (proof of vote), something the "experts" in US typically ignore. Fortunately, I don't think the Dems have had the machine up-and-running in the 2020 window fast enough to be organized for cheating to a Corsican degree.

Posted by: More Applied Fixing & Rigging at October 25, 2020 12:14 AM (BBWrU)

424 I think there was some federal law that guarantees the availability of in-person voting at a polling place for everyone...
Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:07 AM (Eu84d)

iiinteresting. so CA can be sued for disenfranchising people ?
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 12:08 AM (zr5Kq)

No, there are in person locations, but it's limited to a couple of satellite offices, not the hundreds of regular polling places.

Posted by: Sjg at October 25, 2020 12:15 AM (gDSJf)

425 Rosemont is the name of the Heintz family farm.

Rosemont is the name on multiple family trusts.

Rosemont Seneca is the name of the entity involving Hunter Biden and ....

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 12:17 AM (CZm2G)

426 In my AO, they've restricted in-person early voting to a few locations, but all the usual polling places will be open on 03NOV20... BUT, rumour has it that due an apocalyptic surge in positive coronavirus test results locally, and 89 (out of some 200,000) souls robbed of life in the county during the intergalactic global extinction event/pandemic, they may be forced to close polling locations...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:17 AM (Eu84d)

427 Trump looks pretty much like the Energizer Bunny.

Mucho red meat in Kenosha 2nite.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 12:17 AM (Cssks)

428 Also why they were so desperate to spin up conspiracy theories about Trump, since seeing someone recover with no ill effects damages their narrative.

About Trump's covid. The night of the first debate, I thought that it was odd that his face was damp with sweat. That wasn't very long before he was reported to have covid. I thought they were both tested, and he tested negative, but he didn't seem like himself that night. I suppose this has all been covered and I missed it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2020 12:17 AM (+lVUW)

429 how come all the supposed Hunter pics are riddled with chinese looking writing on them?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at October 25, 2020 12:06 AM (GIeIM)

You'd have to ask the Chinese guy that's releasing them. He's a billionaire opposed to the CCP who got a hold of (some of?) their intelligence on Hunter. This is separate from the laptop.

Posted by: Methos at October 25, 2020 12:17 AM (kOpft)

430 There are more Biden signs around town than I would care to see, but the county/metro area went for Trump about 55-45 last time around. I also don't see or hear any signs of Antifa activity here although there are some scattered Antifa types posting stuff on Facebook in other cities within a 1-2 hr drive (Champaign, Decatur, Peoria).

I'm trying to decide if we should preemptively get out of Dodge on Election Day (we already voted) or if that's really necessary. I have Election Day off as a State holiday but I would have to be back at work the next morning.

Posted by: Secret Square at October 24, 2020 11:41 PM (9WuX0)
--------------------------------

Hmmm, given how close you are to Champaign, I would think all the action would be there and not in Springfield. Certainly the 6-county area of Chicago and its suburbs is going to be sporty if the Antifa/BLM/Communists don't get their way.

But I don't know, these people are determined to burn the world down if they lose, and they are threatening people to vote BLUE or else. By their threats, it seems like we are facing Philly in 2008, when the New Black Panthers took over polling places and threatened voters. Charges filed by Bush administration, immediately tossed out by Barky & Holder.

Trump has to win. Or it really will be or else.

Posted by: Boots at October 25, 2020 12:18 AM (oGBso)

431 I could be wrong but I thought Washington State was mail-in voting only for a while now.
Posted by: RickZ

I've been getting my ballot in the mail for a couple decades but I always deposit it in the ballot box on election day.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 12:18 AM (r386A)

432 Pretty sure James Madison predicted this about a year ago.
Posted by: JackStraw

Not 231?

Posted by: Miklos, sorry, different James Madison at October 25, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

433 Delaware has been a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Du Pont family for over a century now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 25, 2020 12:19 AM (VikfB)

434 Once I had a friend,
And it was a gas.
Soon turned out,
To be a pain in the adz.

Ridin' high, on love's true blueish light!
Ooh ooh, love!

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 12:20 AM (Cssks)

435 Let's ALL be like Shane...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:21 AM (Eu84d)

436 the bidens are not so much compromised as they are owned

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 25, 2020 12:21 AM (4Jold)

437 Delaware has been a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Du Pont family for over a century now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Hey!

Posted by: MBNA at October 25, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

438 You'd have to ask the Chinese guy that's releasing them. He's a billionaire opposed to the CCP who got a hold of (some of?) their intelligence on Hunter. This is separate from the laptop.
Posted by: Methos at October 25, 2020 12:17 AM (kOpft)
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Xi wants to make him a hero.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 12:22 AM (CZm2G)

439 Soon turned out,
To be a pain in the adz.


Aye.

The Carpenter's Lament.

Posted by: Musicologist Miklos at October 25, 2020 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

440 Hunter's fortune cookie:

Rolling loan collects no loss.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 12:23 AM (CZm2G)

441 >>Not 231?

Lost me. I'm a simple man.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2020 12:24 AM (ZLI7S)

442 You'd have to ask the Chinese guy that's releasing them. He's a billionaire opposed to the CCP who got a hold of (some of?) their intelligence on Hunter. This is separate from the laptop.
Posted by: Methos at October 25, 2020 12:17 AM (kOpft)
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Xi wants to make him a hero.

Posted by: Braenyard

Not like commies can be corrupt too.

Or at least do some deals.

Posted by: Miklos has experience with this at October 25, 2020 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

443 > The Carpenter's Lament.

Not to be confused with a Carpenter's Dream (example: Shelley Duvall). "Flat as a board, easy to nail."



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 25, 2020 12:25 AM (VikfB)

444 it probably doesn't mean a whole lot overall, this is Virginia after all, but...I live in NoVA. A resident here posted a rant on the local NextDoor about her Trump sign being stolen. She had been hesitant about putting one out and sure enough it was stolen in less than 12 hours. I don't expect Trump will take VA but it might not be the walkover Team Biden expects. The only reply I've seen so far is a post chiding her for posting an "inappropriate" rant on NextDoor.

Posted by: Lirio100 at October 25, 2020 12:26 AM (JK7Jw)

445 Holy fuck! The end of the baseball game was insane!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2020 12:26 AM (U2p+3)

446 445 Holy fuck! The end of the baseball game was insane!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2020 12:26 AM (U2p+3)

-------

Yes!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2020 12:27 AM (wPVhA)

447 My people call it beisb&#oacutel...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:28 AM (Eu84d)

448 guessing the f117s are beind used for dissimilar training to give the fighters a chance to work against stealth.

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 25, 2020 12:28 AM (4Jold)

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:28 AM (Eu84d)

450 Nice ending to TB-LA.

2 outs bottom 9th, LA 7, TB 6, first and second after a walk

Phillips, sub 200 hitter (defensive replacement), not even on NLCS squad, gets single to short center, Bellinger makes Little League style blooper error in picking it up, one run scores, second run (Arozarena) should make it easily after the error, trips over own feet halfway home, but catcher misses ball, and Arozarena reverses course and scores winning run

(also: home plate umpire was looking elsewhere, when catcher Smith missed it, it deflected off him, if pitcher was right there backing up, might have made a difference) (for that matter: no idea why Phillips didn't stop at 1st, his run can never matter)

Posted by: WS G4, relievers suck at October 25, 2020 12:28 AM (BBWrU)

451 Not 231?

Lost me. I'm a simple man.
Posted by: JackStraw

There was an earlier James Madison.

Had some ideas too.

1789 was HAPPNIN'

Posted by: Miklos for Supreme Court at October 25, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

452 Holy fuck! The end of the baseball game was insane!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2020 12:26 AM (U2p+3)

Did any of the kneelballers hit the full cycle of burning, looting and murdering?

Posted by: Sjg at October 25, 2020 12:29 AM (gDSJf)

453 My people call it beisb&#oacutel...
Posted by: Zettai


"Escuela" means school.


Beisbol school been bery bery good to me.

Posted by: Miklos "Chico" Escuela at October 25, 2020 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

454 beisból ?

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:30 AM (Eu84d)

455 Sorry, it was Taylor, not Bellinger in center on the error

Posted by: WS G4, relievers suck at October 25, 2020 12:31 AM (BBWrU)

456 I didn't watch the soi disant WS game, but... it sounds like a bad American Legion game.

Happily, nobody saw it.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 12:31 AM (Cssks)

457
I have got to hand it to the folks in areas where the Biden campaign tries to have an event with Joe or Barky speaking. Showing up in larger numbers than Joe's "crowds", and honking horns in the background when they try to speak is guerrilla theatre at its finest.

You want to say Biden is cruising to victory, MSM? Then how come we put more boots on his ground at his events (which you cannot help but slavishly show ... and so the news gets out).

You want to deny our guy screen time, MSM? Fine. Then we will "heckle by horns" your guys (which you cannot help but slavishly show ... and so the news gets out).

Do you really think that you can silence us just because you have Big IT in your corner and they bend all rules to censor our side's messages and points of view? It is your sycophants who would collapse into quivering masses of protoplasm if they lose their precious "net time". Us? Why, we'll just show you that there are numerous media channels that you have not blocked and cannot block.

Your world, perhaps, and for now -- but not your world for good. Guerrilla warfare is a stone cold bitch, ain't it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2020 12:32 AM (pNxlR)

458 457 Krebs

Have to think about that.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 12:34 AM (Cssks)

459 I don't know many of the rules for baseball, either...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:34 AM (Eu84d)

460 Hey everybody.

Nice choking oops I mean playing by the Dodgers tonight...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2020 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)

461 I have got to hand it to the folks in areas where the Biden campaign tries to have an event with Joe or Barky speaking. Showing up in larger numbers than Joe's "crowds", and honking horns in the background when they try to speak is guerrilla theatre at its finest.

You want to say Biden is cruising to victory, MSM? Then how come we put more boots on his ground at his events (which you cannot help but slavishly show ... and so the news gets out).

You want to deny our guy screen time, MSM? Fine. Then we will "heckle by horns" your guys (which you cannot help but slavishly show ... and so the news gets out).

Do you really think that you can silence us just because you have Big IT in your corner and they bend all rules to censor our side's messages and points of view? It is your sycophants who would collapse into quivering masses of protoplasm if they lose their precious "net time". Us? Why, we'll just show you that there are numerous media channels that you have not blocked and cannot block.

Your world, perhaps, and for now -- but not your world for good. Guerrilla warfare is a stone cold bitch, ain't it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at Octobe




the thing is is that they are trying everything that they can think of to gain power except doing what we want.

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 25, 2020 12:36 AM (4Jold)

462 I don't know many of the rules for baseball, either...
Posted by: Zettai


They say hot dogs are classic baseball food, but it might be sliders.

Posted by: Miklos on First at October 25, 2020 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

463 I picked Rays over Dodgers back at the beginning of the playoffs, looking pretty solid right now.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 25, 2020 12:37 AM (icI8A)

464
Delaware has been a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Du Pont family for over a century now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Hey!
Posted by: MBNA


Sure, maybe in the 60s and up to the early 80s, but the du Pont family has been a fading force here for decades now. It is the banks, MBNA among them, who call far more shots here now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2020 12:37 AM (pNxlR)

465 Why doesn't anybody ever describe the anti-racist things that happened at the baseball game? Isn't that what it's all about? No more "BLM" on the mound, or uniforms? Any multiple-murder and child rape felons names' on their hats? (wait, that's the NFL)

Is it reasonable to conclude that if baseball is actually "silent" on racism, that they're supporting WHITE SUPREMACY!!!!!??????

And speaking of anti-racism, where the hell is the GOP bill to swap Juneteenth for Columbus Day? And I haven't noticed those military bases getting their names changed. GOP - all talk, no action, I guess.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 12:38 AM (OTzUX)

466 Off to sleep here. Be well all you who are traveling to home after the TxMoMee. Wish I could have been there.

J has made Rice Crispie squares so I'm gonna eat a 3rd one and crash, LOL. Sleep well all.

Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2020 12:38 AM (ZKH8Q)

467 Late but a couple responses...

I'm pretty sure I said absentee votes have to be attributed to a voter. That was the plain meaning of my comment.

In person voting is available in all but 5 states, WA, OR, CO, HI, and UT. None of those states are in play. I understand that NJ has made it complicated, but also not in play.

FL is fine, Trump is on track to win it. The only question now is by how much. Democrats are lagging the GOP on early vote targets by about 900K.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2020 12:39 AM (5p7BC)

468 Krebs

See "Foxcatcher"?

Very fine film. Fascinating.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 12:40 AM (Cssks)

469 I don't know many of the rules for baseball, either...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:34 AM (Eu84d)

---
rule #1: you have to actually *catch* the ball for a tag to count...

idiotas.

but it's okay: i went to the last Dodger game at Chavez Ravine*, back in the late 90's... they lost then too.

*last home game after the O'Malley's announced the sale. haven't been back, or given a shit, since.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 12:40 AM (yODn7)

470 You know, it is possible to ignore the stupid bullshit, hit the mute button, grab a beer during the commercials and otherwise enjoy a baseball game.

It was a great game.

Will I ever buy professional sportsball stuff again? Most likely not. Go to a game? Nope.

Enjoy watching a great game with my son? Yep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2020 12:41 AM (U2p+3)

471
What were Hunter Biden's favorite bedtime wear as a youngster?

Why, footie jammies, of course!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2020 12:42 AM (pNxlR)

472 Dave in Fla -

Question: MSNBC and some other outlets are now pimping stories that show the 'youth vote' is quadruple what it was at this point 4 years go, and of course it's 70-80% Dem.
Do you agree with what they are saying? Are you concerned with it?

Thanks.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 25, 2020 12:42 AM (pmRSz)

473 I've read there are Aztec ruins beneath Dodger Stadium...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:43 AM (Eu84d)

474 Rhomboid: The MLB never went full retard on BLM, but they do have a link on their site to 'advocacy' about racism. And a few teams kneeled - I know the Giants did. I don't begrudge anybody if they boycotted.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 25, 2020 12:44 AM (icI8A)

475 Posted by: Dave in Fla

I think someone else, but maybe you linked this.


https://joeisdone.github.io/florida/

Posted by: Miklos crunching data with his one (1) redneck tooth at October 25, 2020 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)

476 Zettai, there's something under there to be sure.

The entire Chavez Ravine barrio was razed to build the stadium. Supposedly it was a low-income but vibrant and productive community.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2020 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)

477 I don't begrudge anybody if they boycotted.
Posted by: Broseidon

I begrudge everything.

Posted by: Miklos with long memory at October 25, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

478 Supposedly it was a low-income but vibrant and productive community.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Sounds like my house.

Posted by: Miklosito at October 25, 2020 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

479 Dodgers fans don't get to whine about curses though, 32 years is a cakewalk.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 25, 2020 12:47 AM (icI8A)

480 "EXCLUSIVE SOURCE: Biden's Daughter's Diary Details 'Not Appropriate' Showers With Joe As Child"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyfmv9h9

Posted by: gdgm+ at October 25, 2020 12:47 AM (ExnWy)

481 ...I don't begrudge anybody if they boycotted.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 25, 2020 12:44 AM



I begrudge everyone, regardless...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 12:48 AM (Eu84d)

482 Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 25, 2020 12:42 AM (pmRSz)

You mean there's more early voting happening now compared to elections where early voting wasn't very possible?

Quelle horreur!

Posted by: Sjg at October 25, 2020 12:49 AM (gDSJf)

483 There was baseball being played? I honestly didn't know.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2020 12:49 AM (5p7BC)

484 Things going sideways in Bellevue, WA. tonight.

"Imminent danger of violence due to protests in the area, avoid downtown "


Gonna be lit in another week!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2020 12:51 AM (U2p+3)

485 it is fun and games until somebody say you should boycott your thing, then the excuses


you boycott them so they do not get the ad revenue

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 25, 2020 12:51 AM (4Jold)

486
See "Foxcatcher"?

Very fine film. Fascinating.
Posted by: mnw


I have not seen that, but I did watch "Team Foxcatcher" on Netflix.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2020 12:51 AM (pNxlR)

487 you boycott them so they do not get the ad revenue
Posted by: confederatefifth


Good. You do you.
I'll do as I please.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2020 12:53 AM (U2p+3)

488 One big victory conservatives had this year was the boycott/buycott of Goya.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2020 12:53 AM (L2ZTs)

489 about lines on election day

here in PA a lot of the usual polling places will be closed (schools, libraries, etc) so voters mught be consoidated to fewer polling places.
So I expect even longer lines because of that.

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Grow Up and Vote for Trump by Eddie Scarry at October 25, 2020 12:54 AM (nUhF0)

490 Why should I boycott something I've liked my whole life? They're the assholes. Letting them take away one of the few joys I have doesn't seem like a win.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 25, 2020 12:54 AM (icI8A)

491 I have not seen that, but I did watch "Team Foxcatcher" on Netflix.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at Octobe




is that the show with guys with butterfly nets trying to catch hotties in bikinis?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 25, 2020 12:54 AM (4Jold)

492 I'll do as I please.
Posted by: nurse ratched at Octobe




Posted by: confederatefifth at October 25, 2020 12:55 AM (4Jold)

493 Question: MSNBC and some other outlets are now pimping stories that show the 'youth vote' is quadruple what it was at this point 4 years go, and of course it's 70-80% Dem."

I don't believe that for a second. One thing: with many of the youths not in college right now because of Wuflu, the college vote won't be as high. Secondly, they're not going to turn out to vote for Grandpa Joe.

The only time the youth vote made a difference was in 2008 - and they were voting for someone, not against. The only enthusiastic young people I've seen are Trump voters.

MSNBC is trying to create a narrative, not report the truth.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 25, 2020 12:55 AM (HabA/)

494 I begrudge everyone, regardless...
Posted by: Zettai

You and Insom should start a Club or Mutual Support Group.

Unless, of course, Insom emerges from the Texas MoMe...as that beautiful butterfly he was always meant to be.

Posted by: Miklos, reading Greek Philosophy again (no homo) at October 25, 2020 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

495 Also, only one error on the final play, according to the official scorer (currently).

To me, have to give an error to Smith (for missing the "easy" catch), but also Muncy threw it to the wrong side, influencing Smith who was trying to quickly drag the tag over from the first-base side (not knowing Arozarena had stopped). Jansen was apologetic for not backing up the plate, but even if he were, the slight deflection off the umpire would have scuppered it.

Posted by: WS G4, relievers suck at October 25, 2020 12:56 AM (BBWrU)

496 Question: MSNBC and some other outlets are now pimping stories that show the 'youth vote' is quadruple what it was at this point 4 years go, and of course it's 70-80% Dem.
Do you agree with what they are saying? Are you concerned with it?
-------
Nope, youth vote is way down this year.

In 2016 it was 23% of the vote. In 2018 it dropped to 16%. This year polling shows it to be 13%.

If it is quadruple where it was in 2016 it is an anomaly of mailin votes. They won't show up on election day.

They are just trying to find ways to justify their refusal to move off the Biden +12 stories.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2020 12:56 AM (5p7BC)

497 Broseidon,

Who are you rooting for?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2020 12:56 AM (U2p+3)

498 MSNBC is trying to create a narrative, not report the truth.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 25, 2020 12:55 AM (HabA/)


So a 24-hour period ending in 'y'.

Posted by: RickZ at October 25, 2020 12:57 AM (ldL4g)

499 I ain't saying anybody should boycott, or not, anything.

Just asking if the vile racist agitation was still going on.

I assume none of the sportsball "champion" children will be invited to the WH. Time to end that nonsense. Maybe they can have a big thing at BLM headquarters, or Disneyland?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 12:57 AM (OTzUX)

500 Rays I guess? No real rooting interest but I picked them to win it all back in September. Plus it'll piss off Californians so, win win.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at October 25, 2020 12:57 AM (icI8A)

501 TxMoMe was amazing! So much fun and loved seeing everyone "in person." A thousand thanks to Ben Had!!! And everyone who participated.

Posted by: AnnaS at October 25, 2020 12:57 AM (l4l/z)

502 don't believe that for a second. One thing: with many of the youths not in college right now because of Wuflu, the college vote won't be as high.




Trump should legalize beer for 18 year-olds starting Nov. 1st.

Posted by: Miklosian Winning Strategies LLP at October 25, 2020 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

503 Dave in Fla

BIG fan of your analysis. Very helpful! I mean that.

Pls post at HHR too

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 12:58 AM (Cssks)

504 was asian American early voting day today

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 25, 2020 12:58 AM (4Jold)

505 Miklos - someone else posted that, but I did look at it. I think it is misleading since it doesn't include absentee votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2020 12:59 AM (5p7BC)

506 I haven't been watching MLB this season, but I just saw the last inning of tonight's Rays-Dodgers game. Holy shit. The Dodgers had it all wrapped up and then, with 2 outs, some no-name who hit under .200 in the regular season hit as single off their closer. The Dodgers then made 2 errors and lost the game.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 25, 2020 12:59 AM (HabA/)

507 I like to be entertained with a good game. That was a GREAT GAME!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2020 12:59 AM (U2p+3)

508 I don't even know what HHR is lol

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2020 12:59 AM (5p7BC)

509 Pretzels and beer look good, MisHum, but I'm sorry. I couldn't eat another bite after the roast pig, brisket and deep-fried bacon. I can't believe the food that gets set out. And it keeps coming.


On the road at nine to take Insom to the airport and then home to Oklahoma. I have a years worth of memories to last till the next MoMe. I hope you can come.

Posted by: creeper at October 25, 2020 01:01 AM (CQ8KO)

510 I begrudge everything.

Posted by: Miklos with long memory


I begrunge everything !

Posted by: Dave Grohl at October 25, 2020 01:01 AM (LPnfS)

511 Fauci says nation should consider a national mask mandate.
Will no one rid us of this noxious dwarf?

Posted by: deplorable unperson


Botch says nation should demand a national Fauci moratorium.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 25, 2020 01:01 AM (YqED9)

512 I don't even know what HHR is lol

Chevy product: https://www.cars.com/research/chevrolet-hhr/

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 25, 2020 01:02 AM (SchxB)

513 I think it is misleading since it doesn't include absentee votes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Well, it has mail in votes, for this election they are probably in there.

It also only shows current votes, and it is early.

Posted by: Miklos, looking around for his Actual Political Scientist hat at October 25, 2020 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

514 >>> Will I ever buy professional sportsball stuff again? Most likely not. Go to a game? Nope.

Enjoy watching a great game with my son? Yep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2020 12:41 AM (U2p+3)

=====

True dat.

Got me thinking of stadiums I've been to:

1. Milwaukee County- AL (1973?)
2. Miller Stadium - NL (numerous)
3. Royal Stadium - AL (1989)
4. Wrigley Field - NL (2002)
5. Metro Dome - AL (2003 or 2004)
6. Bank One Ballpark - NL (1999)
7. Coors Field - NL (2010?)
8. Chavez Ravine - NL (2011)
9. Angels Stadium - AL (200
10. Nationals Park - NL (2012?)
11. Busch II Stadium - NL (numerous)
12. Target Field - AL (2019)

But will likely never buy a ticket to a MLB game again.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 25, 2020 01:02 AM (hBgtM)

515 I begrunge everything !
Posted by: Dave Grohl

Your girlfriend who stole your favorite black t-shirt said yeah

Posted by: Miklos, former unwashed 80s punk at October 25, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

516 Fauci is a malignant twerp.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2020 01:04 AM (zr5Kq)

517 508 Dave in Fla:

HHR = The Hedgehog Report

I coulda SWORN I'd seen your posts at HHR before, but mebbe it wuz somebody quoting you? Or linking to your posts?

In any event, I admire your analysis of the FL situation. U r at the epicenter of the universe right now.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 01:05 AM (Cssks)

518 Fauci throws like a girl...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 01:05 AM (Eu84d)

519 Fauci throws like a girl...
Posted by: Zettai

Huh.

Trump played baseball in college, was captain of the team.

Was recruited to the Pros by at least two teams.

Huh

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at October 25, 2020 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

520 >>> Fauci throws like a girl...
Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 01:05 AM (Eu84d)

=======

That is an insult to girls.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at October 25, 2020 01:09 AM (hBgtM)

521 Trump might invite the winners to the White House. And leave town.

Posted by: klaftern at October 25, 2020 01:09 AM (RuIsu)

522 499 I ain't saying anybody should boycott, or not, anything.

Just asking if the vile racist agitation was still going on.

I assume none of the sportsball "champion" children will be invited to the WH. Time to end that nonsense. Maybe they can have a big thing at BLM headquarters, or Disneyland?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 12:57 AM (OTzUX)

Pretty sure it is going to have to be Disneyworld thanks to Newsome.

Posted by: Bete at October 25, 2020 01:10 AM (Ojki1)

523 Hmm, I must have misread it then. I looked up votes already cast on the FL DOE site earlier and the totals there appeared much higher.

I agree with some of their analysis though. Dems have been cannibalizing their high propensity voters, GOP has not.

Different subject. Trump campaign announced they passed 150 million voter contacts today.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2020 01:11 AM (5p7BC)

524 Trump might invite the winners to the White House. And leave town.
Posted by: klaftern


Have Barron stare them down

Posted by: Miklosian Dynastic Optics LLP at October 25, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

525 That milk punch reminds me of a negroni. Not flavorwise obviously but a bit of effort to produce. I really like a negroni.

Posted by: enzo at October 25, 2020 01:12 AM (AY0BI)

526 Oh wow! I'd forgotten about that place, it is still there? I don't think I've posted there since 2004?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2020 01:13 AM (5p7BC)

527 Lost In Space! is on! Penny is teh hawt...

Posted by: Hunter! at October 25, 2020 01:14 AM (Eu84d)

528 Someone might have been linking my stuff in 2012. If they were, they probably curse the memory of the false hope I gave them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2020 01:16 AM (5p7BC)

529 Watched John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.

Meh.

Won't remember any of it in 6 months I bet.

Posted by: Bete at October 25, 2020 01:16 AM (Ojki1)

530 Dave in Fla:

Check out The Hedgehog Report, pls. There's a lot of overlap with AoS HQ,, altho HHR is smaller. Lots of posters post at both sites.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 01:17 AM (Cssks)

531 Pretty sure it is going to have to be Disneyworld thanks to Newsome.
Posted by: Bete at October 25, 2020 01:10 AM (Ojki1)

It amuses me to no end to see the number of Disneyworld commercials airing in CA right now.

Posted by: Sjg at October 25, 2020 01:17 AM (gDSJf)

532 Lots of posters post at both sites.
Posted by: mnw


Oh, you coy and coquettish posters!

And we thought AoS was your one and only!

Posted by: Miklos, disappointed but not surprised at October 25, 2020 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

533 Lost In Space! is on! Penny is teh hawt...
Posted by: Hunter!


DANGER Will Robinson!
My arms are flailing wildly!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2020 01:19 AM (L2ZTs)

534 Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 12:57 AM (OTzUX)

I didn't watch baseball once I heard that mlb had gone in on BLM. And I'm a huge baseball fan.

But from what I heard from people who were still watching, the Brewers did not go all social justice. There was no BLM on the pitcher's mound in Milwaukee and the announcers and players said nothing about it.

I think they did in the really woke cities like San Fran and LA and NY, but I would be surprised to hear that Cincinnati or Cleveland or Phoenix went all in on that shit. There were no stupid slogans on jerseys or anything like that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 25, 2020 01:20 AM (HabA/)

535 There's the blonde MILF, the ginger GILF, and Penny! all in a row! Looks like an orgy waiting to happen to me...

Posted by: Hunter! at October 25, 2020 01:21 AM (Eu84d)

536 Dave in Fla:

Don't want to drive this into the ground, but...

The Hedgehog Report (HHR) is VERY MUCH still there, and it's chockfull of trollish misinformation about Florida EV, too.

Swear to God.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 01:21 AM (Cssks)

537 Swear to God.
Posted by: mnw

Your word as a Biden?

Posted by: Miklos, clarificating at October 25, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

538 If they were, they probably curse the memory of the false hope I gave them.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

No worries.

We curse Mitt Rombley much more.

Posted by: Honest Miklos at October 25, 2020 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

539 Everyone's run off to watch Lost in Space!, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 01:24 AM (Eu84d)

540 Creeper had the best socks!

Posted by: AnnaS at October 25, 2020 01:24 AM (l4l/z)

541 The scene where the mirror acts as a portal in Prince of Darkness is pretty cool

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 25, 2020 01:24 AM (H5knJ)

542 Miklos

It only happened once, baby. I'm so sorry. I'd do anything to keep us together. Pleas forgive me! She made me do it! I was really drunk, and...

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 01:25 AM (Cssks)

543 I guess I'll head to bed, it's almost 1:30.

Y'all remember, if we don't turn out and vote on election day, including waiting in line for hours because they are trying to keep us from voting, then Trump won't win.

The election depends on Trump's base showing up. Estimates and analysis are useless if not matched by voter action.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 25, 2020 01:26 AM (5p7BC)

544 My arms are flailing wildly!
Posted by: qdpsteve


The feet.

Check the feet.

Posted by: Hunter B. at October 25, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

545 Dave in Fla

I voted in MO a month ago. U r preaching to the choir.

Posted by: mnw at October 25, 2020 01:27 AM (Cssks)

546 The mini-robot collective has taken over the planet...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 01:28 AM (Eu84d)

547 Trump's voters should be voting early whenever possible too. It may sound paranoid, but I would not put election-day disruptions outside the realm of possibility.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 25, 2020 01:29 AM (H5knJ)

548 The mini-robot collective has taken over the planet...
Posted by: Zettai

Most Excellent.

Posted by: Mini-Robot Master Miklos at October 25, 2020 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

549 472 Dave in Fla -

Question: MSNBC and some other outlets are now pimping stories that show the 'youth vote' is quadruple what it was at this point 4 years go, and of course it's 70-80% Dem.
Do you agree with what they are saying? Are you concerned with it?

Thanks.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 25, 2020 12:42 AM (pmRSz)

They're being intentionally obtuse. In Texas the numbers they were touting for 18-39 yr olds was something like 80ish% higher than 2016. However, the percentage of 18-39 yr olds in Texas that have voted early is only 11%, compared to 13ish% in 2016. So no, the youth turnout in Texas is not higher than 2016 (at this point). If they were to actually show the percentage of the 18-29 yr olds who have voted early in each state it would tell a different story, which is why they went with the "flashy" numbers.

Posted by: Opus at October 25, 2020 01:32 AM (Wo2ED)

550 which is why they went with the "flashy" numbers.
Posted by: Opus


theoretical vs. actual

Posted by: Miklos, a statistically valid sample at October 25, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

551 which is why they went with the "flashy" numbers.

Posted by: Opus





theoretical vs. actual

Posted by: Miklos, a statistically valid sample at October 25, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

In theory, there is no difference between actual and theory.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2020 01:37 AM (DLzZd)

552 Just to stoke a little extra COVID panic, some factoids.

Sweden took pretty minimal steps to "fight" the virus.

September was the month with the fewest deaths in Sweden, in history (records go back to mid-19th century).

2020 will almost surely be on the lowest "death years" in Swedish history, and definitely will be among lowest of the last 25.

It's also likely their death count, like ours, is substantially inflated by classification of cause of death (a typical problem involving any disease that mostly affects the unhealthy).

Hmmm.

Now that doesn't seem to justify much panic, does it?

Not very good at this.

Guess that CDC gig is right out.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 01:40 AM (OTzUX)

553 In theory, there is no difference between actual and theory.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Actually, there is.

nevermind

Ph.D. awarded!

Posted by: University of Miklos at October 25, 2020 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)

554 In actuality, there is no difference between actual and reality.

Posted by: Adriane the Newtonian Partical Pysicist Critic ... at October 25, 2020 01:42 AM (LPnfS)

555 Barron's age, it's time to follow his father's footsteps and go to that military academy. - A little less mothering.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 01:42 AM (CZm2G)

556 Guess that CDC gig is right out.
Posted by: rhomboid


Sweden


SWEDEN

Moar SWEDEN

Posted by: Miklos "Bernie" Sanders at October 25, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

557 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat, glad I could drop in tonight for a bit.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2020 01:43 AM (L2ZTs)

558 All the mini-robots are assembled and carrying torches...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 01:44 AM (Eu84d)

559 552 Just to stoke a little extra COVID panic, some factoids.

Sweden took pretty minimal steps to "fight" the virus.

September was the month with the fewest deaths in Sweden, in history (records go back to mid-19th century).

2020 will almost surely be on the lowest "death years" in Swedish history, and definitely will be among lowest of the last 25.

It's also likely their death count, like ours, is substantially inflated by classification of cause of death (a typical problem involving any disease that mostly affects the unhealthy).


All the old and inferm died on the first go round.
They're clean.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 01:44 AM (CZm2G)

560 In actuality, there is no difference between actual and reality.
Posted by: Adriane the Newtonian

Really?

Or like really really?

Posted by: Millennial Miklos at October 25, 2020 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

561 Are flashy numbers irrational or imaginary?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2020 01:46 AM (63Dwl)

562 All the mini-robots are assembled and carrying torches...
Posted by: Zettai

Torches assembled from bonsai...

Posted by: Miklos, attempting to grasp the concept at October 25, 2020 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

563 Actual is scientifically specific.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 01:46 AM (CZm2G)

564 Sverige minsann!

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 01:46 AM (Eu84d)

565 Are flashy numbers irrational or imaginary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot


Anything over 34 D is real and spectacular.

Posted by: Miklos at Mardi Gras of yore at October 25, 2020 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

566 565 Are flashy numbers irrational or imaginary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot


Anything over 34 D is real and spectacular.
Posted by: Miklos at Mardi Gras of yore at October 25, 2020 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

42, is the answer to life the universe and Large breast size.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2020 01:48 AM (NgKpN)

567 @506...why in the world Jansen came inside on the 26th man on the roster/pinch runner hitting under .200 and with only 2 abs in the playoffs, both Ks, on a 1-2 count after just getting a call on the outside corner, and the hitter hadn't swung yet, is beyond all reason. Go outside again, moron. There are two outs, and the last thing this guy wants to do is be the last out on 3 called strikes. He was swinging at literally anything there. Why on earth put one in the fucking strike zone? I don't understand the way the game is played sometimes. This was elementary, and the LA Dodgers fucked it up completely. (and yes, congratulations to all you heroes who have given up on sportsball. You're wonderful, admirable people who we wretched creatures should all emulate).

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 25, 2020 01:50 AM (evxBY)

568 42, is the answer to life the universe and Large breast size.
Posted by: Romeo13

This remains a matter of interested discussion.

https://tinyurl.com/yyawseyz

Posted by: Miklos at Myrtle Beach at October 25, 2020 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

569 Now that doesn't seem to justify much panic, does it?

Not very good at this.

Guess that CDC gig is right out.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 01:40 AM (OTzUX)

Depends.

Post pandemic they will go back to their true purpose.

How good are you at finding racism everywhere

Posted by: Bete at October 25, 2020 01:52 AM (Ojki1)

570 Hi Horde, Stopping by late and well relaxed, so many comments that I commenced at #400 to try and get a feel for the ONT. Miklos, I liked the song Navaho Rug very much. Nurse, that WAS a hell of a ballgame, I am happy for the Rays. I think that pollsters are counting the youth vote as a single block of young radicals and I think that they are quite wrong in believing that. What happened to Nick Sandman has resonated with a different group of young people in this country. I hope that there is a discernable showing at the polls by youths who are sick and tired of being bullied by the left. That's about all, just a random collection of thoughts, and I hope that Insom had a great experience at the MoMe (should he be on pre-natal vitamins already?).

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 25, 2020 01:52 AM (a4EWo)

571 Wow. This is a photoshoped image, done by someone in the UK. Shows a British cop - with half his image converted to that of an SS officer (looks to be a Gruppenfuhrer, mid-war insignia):

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5bdrtkv

Interesting to see the vehement resentment of police-state measures in the UK, as enforced by ..... well, the police, of course - in relation to C19-based govt. vandalism. Can only imagine the sane people who would post such a thing in the UK living through the non-C19 orwellian idiocy that disgraces that country (arresting people for social media posts, etc).

Americans seeing the NYPD harassing the Orthodox Jews in their residential setting on that video clip might have similar thoughts (they should).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 01:52 AM (OTzUX)

572 ...(and yes, congratulations to all you heroes who have given up on sportsball. You're wonderful, admirable people who we wretched creatures should all emulate).

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 25, 2020 01:50 AM



In my case, very little hardship ensued... None, actually...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 01:53 AM (Eu84d)

573 The loyal crew of the Jupiter II will defeat the mini-robot army with caulk guns...

Posted by: Zettai at October 25, 2020 01:55 AM (Eu84d)

574 42, is the answer to life the universe and Large breast size.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 25, 2020 01:48 AM (NgKpN)

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36, because ice cream has no bones.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 01:55 AM (yODn7)

575 For those worried about the youth vote:

In PA, the youth vote -- which is categorized as 18-29(!) -- has increased from ~24k to ~140k. Huge right? 5.8 times what it was in 2016. Oh noes!

But wait, what about the senior vote? Well it has also increased. From ~69k to ~639k. 9.3 times what it was in 2016, and 9.3 times a larger number.

Similar, though less dramatic, deal in FL:
FL: 18-29 in 2016: ~242k, in 2020: ~359k
FL: 65+ in 2016: ~1,567k, in 2020: ~2,169k

Also, keep in mind that the Dem refrain has been that COVID will kill you if you go outside. Survey after survey has shown that Dems are vastly more afraid of going out to crowded locations -- like, say, polling places -- than Reps. As a result, the left has been pushing mail-in voting hard.

The right, on the other hand, has been saying "mail in is untrustworthy!" And right leaning folks are a lot less worried about COVID. Trump should win election day voters pretty handily.

Right now, we are in a pretty decent position, though the election is not yet won.

P.S. If the pro-Biden polls were actually correct, he should have a much larger lead in early voting as Dems are significantly more likely to say they have already voted. Ergo, we already know the polls are not correct.

P.P.S. Somewhere between 1% and 3% of the mail-in ballots will likely be tossed as spoilt ballots. Dems are more likely to have spoilt ballots (because they are idiots) than Reps.







Posted by: Seldom at October 25, 2020 01:55 AM (gMxF9)

576 Post pandemic they will go back to their true purpose.

How good are you at finding racism everywhere
Posted by: Bete

Before the current budget justification, it was things like "Gunz Bad" and "Why lesbians so fat and unhappy".

Not sure if rhomboid would even want that job (other than to fire or fire at everybody).

Posted by: Miklos, noting the EO Trump signed Saturday at October 25, 2020 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

577 Gotta love Nurse R.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 01:57 AM (B52IH)

578 Braenyard - indeed - the "dry tinder" hypothesis.

There's a guy who was working on a pretty detailed and comprehensive test of that hypothesis, using data from all over Europe, need to see if he finally published it.

Basically, he and others noted (pretty quickly) that one consistent "predictor" or correlation with the higher fatality rates in European countries were the fatality rates from the prior two influenza seasons. Mild prior seasons = higher C19 deaths, more severe seasons = lower C19 numbers.

Seems obvious. But he was going to try to document it in detail.

For those open to a concise and non-technical discussion from a British doc in Sweden (I think), this article is quite good:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y59tpmzs

Among the interesting context/perspective building elements he brings in - "common colds" were implicated in more deaths among the frail elderly than was influenza, in one study from a few years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 02:00 AM (OTzUX)

579 Gotta love Nurse R.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Nurse is the Fort Bellingham of the Horde.

Posted by: Miklos, might be others too at October 25, 2020 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)

580 Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 25, 2020 01:50 AM (evxBY)

I don't condemn anybody who still watches. I don't care about giving up other sports - but not watching baseball has been tough. The only consolation during the regular season was that the Brewers were sucking anyway.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 25, 2020 02:01 AM (HabA/)

581 occam, guilt is a waste of time, it will eat you up. Relax.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 02:03 AM (OTzUX)

582 Now the individuals who are releasing the Biden tapes and documents claim the Bidens were responsible for offering up CIA agents in China.

https://tinyurl.com/y3wn285v

Gateway Pundit

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 02:03 AM (CZm2G)

583 nurse ratched is correct.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at October 25, 2020 02:04 AM (HabA/)

584 Post pandemic they can go back to being scared and mad about having good weather.

Posted by: Menack at October 25, 2020 02:04 AM (buTO7)

585 Yeah, "systemic racism" as a "public health emergency" has to be my favorite mind-blowing idiocy from the national collapse of last 7 months.

Makes "gun violence" as a "public health emergency" sound almost reasonable. But not really.

One thing for an agency like the CDC to go off the rails by adding idiotic taffy yanks based only on their own ignorance and bigotry, but in this case they literally botched the main thing they were set up to do. By increasing its costs, dramatically, that is - a lot of history, all the science, and common sense as distilled in their own doctrine told them we couldn't stop or control a virus like this.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 02:07 AM (OTzUX)

586 Now the individuals who are releasing the Biden tapes and documents claim the Bidens were responsible for offering up CIA agents in China.

https://tinyurl.com/y3wn285v

Gateway Pundit
Posted by: Braenyard


Hillary, actually ... Names were on her unsecured server.

Although, wouldn't put it passed the DCers to do more harm.

Posted by: Adriane the Spit on Her Grave Critic ... at October 25, 2020 02:08 AM (LPnfS)

587 586 Now the individuals who are releasing the Biden tapes and documents claim the Bidens were responsible for offering up CIA agents in China.

https://tinyurl.com/y3wn285v

Gateway Pundit
Posted by: Braenyard

Hillary, actually ... Names were on her unsecured server.

Although, wouldn't put it passed the DCers to do more harm.
Posted by: Adriane the Spit on Her Grave Critic ... at October 25, 2020 02:08 AM (LPnfS)

But can we know for sure unless we release all the E-mails and have the FBI do a 3 year long inquiry with the US House, Senate and all the major media in tow?

Gentlemen, it is a grueling and dirty task we now must set ourselves on, but we must clean the name of Bidet!

Posted by: Bete at October 25, 2020 02:10 AM (Ojki1)

588 568 42, is the answer to life the universe and Large breast size.
Posted by: Romeo13

This remains a matter of interested discussion.

https://tinyurl.com/yyawseyz
Posted by: Miklos at Myrtle Beach at October 25, 2020 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
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Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 02:13 AM (CZm2G)

589 Gotta love Nurse R.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 01:57 AM (B52IH)

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pretty sure my wife would object.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 02:14 AM (yODn7)

590 Today in Maskachusetts they were protesting the entire gamut of voting issues, suppression, long lines to vote, racial discrimination, you name it. Every time you cede an inch to the left they are back biting at your ankles for more and more. I am fatigued by it all. Let's end this with a landslide on November so they at least need to pause and get their breath.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 25, 2020 02:16 AM (a4EWo)

591 There are threads tying the Bidens and Clintons together but it whether they were working in tandem or independently on the same thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 25, 2020 02:16 AM (CZm2G)

592 Hey DebbyD! Keep missing you on the ONT. Regarding your question the other night., life is good. We get to see the grandkids almost every week. Mrs Sock works for the local school district so she has had a daily dose of the absurd. I'm staying busy building stuff to keep the "you should get a retirement job" comments at bay. Glad to hear you have some help. It is such a blessing. Keep up the good fight. I find myself missing the paterfamilias but I am glad he's not around for this crazy stuff. Keep smiling .

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 02:19 AM (B52IH)

593 pretty sure my wife would object.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 02

The horde is strong in our friend red.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 02:22 AM (B52IH)

594 The Bidens and the Clintons elbow their way to the same trough, mutually and simultaneously chafing their elbows. By which I mean literal elbows.

Posted by: klaftern at October 25, 2020 02:22 AM (RuIsu)

595 https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status
/1319710630987755520

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2020 02:22 AM (LxTcq)

596 Horde mind red. My typing ranks slightly higher than my sign language proficiency.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 02:24 AM (B52IH)

597 Hey Sock Monkey, Nice to see you, I am glad that life is good for you, it is good for me too, I am very grateful for what I have.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 25, 2020 02:25 AM (a4EWo)

598 DANGER Will Robinson!
My arms are flailing wildly!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 25, 2020 01:19 AM (L2ZTs)


Perfect opportunity for a "Lubin' With Toobin" sock.

Posted by: RickZ at October 25, 2020 02:26 AM (ldL4g)

599 Posted by: Braenyard

39-21-40 shape

By the Showmen

Posted by: Miklos 404 at October 25, 2020 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)

600 pretty sure my wife would object.


Posted by: redc1c4


What wife?

Posted by: Hunter B. at October 25, 2020 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

601 Perfect opportunity for a "Lubin' With Toobin" sock.
Posted by: RickZ

Lublin is a city in Poland.

Pretty sure they'll vote Trump.

If the Dems harvest their ballots.

Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszki at October 25, 2020 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

602 Your brother's wife!

Posted by: Hallie B. at October 25, 2020 02:31 AM (a4EWo)

603 The horde is strong in our friend red.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


Our friend Red is strong in the Horde.

Posted by: Miklos, third shift copy editor at October 25, 2020 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)

604 Your brother's wife!
Posted by: Hallie B

Your Brother's Wife, the Butcher, the Big Guy, and the Chicom Lovers

Posted by: Miklos, thinking book or movie at October 25, 2020 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

605 Hunter and Joe Biden to appear on new season of Celebrity Wife Swap

Posted by: Babylon Bee at October 25, 2020 02:35 AM (a4EWo)

606 Are flashy numbers irrational or imaginary?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2020 01:46 AM (63Dwl)


With or without raincoat?

Posted by: RickZ at October 25, 2020 02:36 AM (ldL4g)

607 Good night, Horde, it's late and I have to get up early. Love you guys.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 25, 2020 02:37 AM (a4EWo)

608 Hunter and Joe Biden to appear on new season of Celebrity Wife Swap

If it's the car keys, no way

https://tinyurl.com/yyrcyoz6

Posted by: Miklos Biden Jr. at October 25, 2020 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

609 One thing for an agency like the CDC to go off the rails by adding idiotic taffy yanks based only on their own ignorance and bigotry, but in this case they literally botched the main thing they were set up to do. By increasing its costs, dramatically, that is - a lot of history, all the science, and common sense as distilled in their own doctrine told them we couldn't stop or control a virus like this.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2020 02:07

I would like to think that the CDC is nervous about a Trump victory. They're an entrenched bureaucracy so I don't know how much housecleaning would be accomplished but there performance in 2020 gives the Donald a good lever to start the process.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 02:37 AM (B52IH)

610
YouTwitFace is full suppression mode of the Hunter sex-crack tapes. After letting the Borat Giuliani thing to spread unimpeded.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2020 02:38 AM (f1Vqw)

611 With or without raincoat?
Posted by: RickZ

Just get in the pool, you Secretly Sexy Servicelady

C'mon man, I'm already naked here

Posted by: VICE President Joe at October 25, 2020 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

612
Our friend Red is strong in the Horde.
Posted by: Miklos, third shift copy editor

Where were you? On liquid refreshment break?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 02:45 AM (B52IH)

613 Where were you? On liquid refreshment break?
Posted by: Sock Monkey


Ice.

Just ice.

Posted by: Is Miklos in trouble somehow AGAIN at October 25, 2020 02:47 AM (QzkSJ)

614 aLL OF US IN bRATTLEBORO ARE REALLY CONCERNED THAT pRESDENT oBAMA MAY HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO cORANA VIRUS IN miami. We be hopes this not true and we must do everything to helps him becusae this county really needs him...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 25, 2020 02:52 AM (nOJDr)

615 Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at October 25, 2020 02:52 AM (nOJDr)


I knew Mary Clogginstien.

Mary Clogginstien was my friend.

You are no Mary Clogginstien.

Posted by: Concerned Bentsen Woman of Brattleboro at October 25, 2020 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)

616 42-39-56, you could say she got it all.

Posted by: whole lotta rosie at October 25, 2020 02:56 AM (C0oXK)

617 Miklos in trouble somehow AGAIN

Some day I'll buy a BT keyboard for this phone. Then you'll have something to edit.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still just a corporal in my own private army at October 25, 2020 02:59 AM (B52IH)

618 42-39-56, you could say she got it all.
Posted by: whole lotta rosie

Enough for me and two cousins and Uncle Joe

Posted by: Miklos Biden Jr. at October 25, 2020 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)

619 Some day I'll buy a BT keyboard for this phone. Then you'll have something to edit.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


In the mean time, a gift:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa17h1n5kCw

Posted by: Miklos, a man gotta know his margin limits at October 25, 2020 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

620 As someone pointed out, looks like Hunters exploits are in the hands of other countries, too. Warning: graphic
https://gtv.org/

Posted by: Living the dream at October 25, 2020 03:12 AM (GhOiZ)

621 The ONT, the old thread, she is dead;

It sleeps well, the horned head:

We poor lads, 'tis our turn now

To hear such trolls as killed the cow.

Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme

Your friends to death before their time

Moping melancholy mad:

Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lads.'

Posted by: Miklos, on strike at October 25, 2020 03:15 AM (QzkSJ)

622 Actually, I'm just listening to some good soul musicks

Posted by: Miklos, doing musical keto at October 25, 2020 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)

623 Ice.

Moar Ice.

Ice is downstairs.

Need a dumbwaiter and staff.

"Oh"

Posted by: Miklos, with late nite Trumpian energies at October 25, 2020 03:23 AM (QzkSJ)

624 What wife?

Posted by: Hunter B. at October 25, 2020 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

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the one that keeps me from being either a homeless veteran or a 29+ year old living with his mother.

i may be dumb, but i ain't stupid.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 03:23 AM (yODn7)

625 Now comes the Time

Posted by: Miklos, sweeping and mopping at October 25, 2020 03:24 AM (QzkSJ)

626 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 03:24 AM (arJlL)

627 i may be dumb, but i ain't stupid.
Posted by: redc1c4

3vil has it's way in this world

Posted by: Rev. Miklos Graham at October 25, 2020 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)

628 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 03:27 AM (Z/jzm)

629 *sees several half full red Solo cups*

*some still have ice in them*

*the one with lipstick on it smells like, maybe Amaretto*

Posted by: Miklos, custodial Engineer with benefits at October 25, 2020 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)

630 This ONT tis an old fart
Worth seven bucks, a toothless tart.

For us just got here after drinkin
Our hope once joyful now is sinkin.

So cheer me up you sonsabitches
Or fuck yourselves and die in ditches.

Posted by: A friendly poet. at October 25, 2020 03:37 AM (C0oXK)

631 Woke up 15 minutes ago, alarm isn't until 5:30.
We'll see

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2020 03:47 AM (OjZpE)

632 Hiya MLii !

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 03:51 AM (arJlL)

633 Cool this morning Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 03:52 AM (arJlL)

634 There are valid reasons back in the cold war spy agencies suspected you were comprised after trips abroad, or dealings with foreign governments.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2020 03:54 AM (OjZpE)

635 Yeah fall is coming, I have to clean out compost bin today, or get started.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2020 03:55 AM (OjZpE)

636 the ONT *never* dies...

but, sometimes, it nods off.

there may be ethanol involved in that happening.

cheers!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 03:57 AM (yODn7)

637 The Howling is on TCM.

lol, never saw it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 25, 2020 03:58 AM (ufFY8)

638 Hiya JT! I am heading to the airport to catch a ridiculously early flight. I should still be asleep.

Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 25, 2020 03:59 AM (mhQH9)

639 Cool this morning Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 03:52 AM (arJlL)

43 degrees here. Finally!

Warm weather in late October is unpleasant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2020 04:01 AM (xT2tT)

640 https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/2020/10/
tour-of-asteroid-bennu.html

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2020 04:02 AM (OjZpE)

641 Warm weather any time of year is nice, no use for cold

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2020 04:03 AM (OjZpE)

642 There is a bit of a sex scene in The Howling.

I'm confused.

Should they be doing it doggy-style?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 25, 2020 04:06 AM (ufFY8)

643 Safe travels, Jordan !

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:11 AM (arJlL)

644 It just occurred that every Trump rally should have this song, which every American High School Band will happily play.


Love Train

Posted by: Miklos, finishing up at October 25, 2020 04:15 AM (QzkSJ)

645 Saw a new billboard today..1 side has shadowy figure with scripture ' I was a stranger and you invited me in'

Other side-pic of Trump with 'Nobody builds better walls!'

I was like.. really?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 25, 2020 04:16 AM (/6GbT)

646 Warm weather in late October is unpleasant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*sells Miklosian snow futures to CBD*

*for NOTHING*

Posted by: Miklos, happy in Southern latitudes at October 25, 2020 04:17 AM (QzkSJ)

647 A pleasant morning where I'm at
Not that you care I'm an asshat.

I'm leaking into 4 A.M.
When pleasant people walk the land.

They wake up smiling "howdydoo!"
And get things done, are never blue.

Posted by: A friendly poet. at October 25, 2020 04:23 AM (C0oXK)

648 Warm weather in late October is unpleasant.





Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2020 04:01 AM (xT2tT)

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not in So Cal...

here, it's normal.

we call them "Santa Anas"

"There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was
one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain
passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch.
On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives
feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks.
Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail
lounge."

Rayomnd Chandler

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 04:26 AM (yODn7)

649 Warm weather in late October is unpleasant.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Were you at the MOMEE ?

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:35 AM (arJlL)

650 Were you at the MOMEE ?
Posted by: JT

"Daddy, what did you do in the Great Mo Me?"

Posted by: Miklos, no kids, no such problem at October 25, 2020 04:37 AM (QzkSJ)

651
I stumbled across a Jack Benny Show marathon on Antenna TV (MeTV wannabe).

We've talked about this before, and I sound like an old fogey, but it's true. Modern comedians aren't fit to the lick the boots of guys like Jack Benny.

This is like new programming to me, because I've never seen these before. A young Carol Burnett is on right now, yucking it up with Jack.

Benny's cheapskate act was a hoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2020 04:41 AM (rCwaK)

652 Were you at the MOMEE ?
Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:35 AM (arJlL)

It wasn't warm at the MoMe.

Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 25, 2020 04:41 AM (mhQH9)

653 Cool this morning Skip !

Posted by:JT at October 25, 2020 03:52 AM (arJlL)

43 degrees here. Finally!

Warm weather in late October is unpleasant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I think we're gonna get a real winter this year.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:43 AM (arJlL)

654 "Chandler wrote like a slumming angel and invested the sun-blinded
streets of Los Angeles with a romantic presence:" -- Ross Macdonald
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if i only get one author to read, make it Raymond.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 04:43 AM (yODn7)

655 I think we're gonna get a real winter this year.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:43 AM (arJlL)

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it's going to be a "La Nina" winter, so you might wanna see what that means for where you live...

here in SoCal, it means warm and dry, compared to average or El Nino ones, which are colder and wetter.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 04:46 AM (yODn7)

656 if i only get one author to read, make it Raymond.
Posted by: redc1c4

Don't forget Elmore Leonard

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:46 AM (arJlL)

657 It wasn't warm at the MoMe.

Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 25, 2020 04:41 AM (mhQH9)

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i still would have worn shorts and a t-shirt.

#NextYear!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 04:47 AM (yODn7)

658 if i only get one author to read, make it Raymond.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 04:43 AM (yODn7)


I'd be good with one author to read being Mickey Spillane, too. Spillane hated commies so he has that going for him.

Posted by: RickZ at October 25, 2020 04:48 AM (ldL4g)

659 I stumbled across a Jack Benny Show marathon on Antenna TV (MeTV wannabe).

We've talked about this before, and I sound like an old fogey, but it's true. Modern comedians aren't fit to the lick the boots of guys like Jack Benny.

This is like new programming to me, because I've never seen these before. A young Carol Burnett is on right now, yucking it up with Jack.

Benny's cheapskate act was a hoot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

The carol Burnett Show was a scream !

"I saw it in the window and I just had to have it "

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:50 AM (arJlL)

660 Still tired, I fell back asleep. Was going to say:

Trump in WI last evening showed the Bernie ad about Biden lying about cutting soc sec,medicare, and vet benefits.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 04:50 AM (Z/jzm)

661 Were you at the MOMEE ?
Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:35 AM (arJlL)

It wasn't warm at the MoMe.
Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench

Shoulda brung a sweater.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:51 AM (arJlL)

662 I think we're gonna get a real winter this year.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:43 AM (arJlL)

I hope so. I bought a new snow blower last year so it pretty much guaranteed no snow.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2020 04:51 AM (xT2tT)

663 >>I think we're gonna get a real winter this year.
Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:43 AM (arJlL)

If you believe in the wooly caterpillar tell, a cowoeker found an all black one last month

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 04:52 AM (Z/jzm)

664 Shoulda brung a sweater.
Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:51 AM (arJlL)

Oh, I did. Thank goodness.

Posted by: Jordan61- 2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 25, 2020 04:53 AM (mhQH9)

665 I'd be good with one author to read being Mickey Spillane, too. Spillane hated commies so he has that going for him.
Posted by: RickZ

And we have him to thank for our own Mike Hammer !

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:54 AM (arJlL)

666 I think we're gonna get a real winter this year.
Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:43 AM (arJlL)

If you believe in the wooly caterpillar tell, a cowoeker found an all black one last month
Posted by: My life is insanity

Kool cigarette butts all over ?

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:56 AM (arJlL)

667 Don't forget Elmore Leonard

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 04:46 AM (arJlL)

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oh, there are others, but i specified "one".

James Elroy is another one.

Elmore is pretty good, as is Andrew Vachss, but i'm a Los Angels native, and i love the town i grew up in.

the current shithole i live in?

not so much.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 05:01 AM (yODn7)

668 I hope so. I bought a new snow blower last year so it pretty much guaranteed no snow.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2020 04:51 AM (xT2tT)

*contemplates buying a new snow blower*

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 25, 2020 05:10 AM (mhQH9)

669 Jordan, safe travels back home. How was the MoMe?

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 05:11 AM (Z/jzm)

670 "snow"...

that's the white shit that lands on the mountains miles and miles from my house, right?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 05:11 AM (yODn7)

671 James Elroy is another one.

L.A. Confidential was brilliant.

And the movie did the book justice.

Ellroy's got a new book coming out.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 05:14 AM (arJlL)

672 Jordan, safe travels back home. How was the MoMe?
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 05:11 AM (Z/jzm)

It was a lot of fun! New faces plus some I knew from the NoVaMoMe and the PNW MoMe. I missed Sponge showing up and yelling "FIRST" though, to my utter disappointment.

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 25, 2020 05:14 AM (mhQH9)

673 >>snow"...

that's the white shit that lands on the mountains miles and miles from my house, right?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 05:11 AM (yODn7)

And looks so pretty! So peaceful to watch the snow flakes fall and blanket the earth. Especially at night. Love it! ...

And then you have to shovel it, and drive in it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 05:14 AM (Z/jzm)

674 A great L.A. song is LA Woman by the Doors. It brings back the Santa Ana wind nights I remember as a kid, traveling through the desert all day with no a/c and into a motel.

Posted by: A friendly poet. at October 25, 2020 05:16 AM (C0oXK)

675 Sponge/first: now that would be funny

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 05:17 AM (Z/jzm)

676 Mornin', folk,

Up earlier than I intended; 65 degrees outside, which Is lower than I expected; and I wake to find we have a 7th hurricane/storm taking aim at the Pesthole. Charming.

On the good side, OAN has the story of how Trump has owned Lesley Stahl of CBS for hypocrisy in not wearing a mask at the White House -- neatly forestalling her Karen lecture to other WH staffers. One of the OAN reporters said Stahl lectured one of his colleagues about it, while wearing her own mask hardly at all.

TRUMP: MAGA 2020!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:23 AM (rpbg1)

677 snow"...

that's the white shit that lands on the mountains miles and miles from my house, right?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 05:11 AM (yODn7)

And looks so pretty! So peaceful to watch the snow flakes fall and blanket the earth. Especially at night. Love it! ...

And then you have to shovel it, and drive in it.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020


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Better that than floods. Snow, as I have very good reason to know, does not come inside your car and ruin the electronics.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:24 AM (rpbg1)

678 "There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was
one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain
passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch.
On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives
feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks.
Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail
lounge."

Rayomnd Chandler
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020


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One of the greatest opening paragraphs in literature. And it leads neatly into the main story: In Paragraph 2 Marlowe is indeed having a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge across the street from his apartment. He witnesses a shooting and the story is off to the races.

The ending of that particular story is great too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:28 AM (rpbg1)

679 >>Better that than floods. Snow, as I have very good reason to know, does not come inside your car and ruin the electronics.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:24 AM (rpbg1)

This is true. And another hurricane headed your way. Stressful.

Are you still thinking about a move north?

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 05:28 AM (Z/jzm)

680 I read somewhere that Sarah Palin might run against Moo Cow Ski in the next primary for the Senate seat. Perhaps Moo Cow Ski is feeling Sarah's breath of the back of her neck?

Posted by: JAS at October 25, 2020 05:29 AM (2BZBZ)

681 The Howling is on TCM.

lol, never saw it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 25, 2020


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I saw it when it was new, at a cineplex in a heavily-black neighborhood. The audience talked back to the screen. "Oh, no, girl! Don' go in there --!" "Oooh, he ugly --!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:30 AM (rpbg1)

682 Perhaps McConnell told the old bag to shape up or lose committees.

Posted by: JAS at October 25, 2020 05:30 AM (2BZBZ)

683 Mask wars are weak.

Posted by: A friendly poet. at October 25, 2020 05:32 AM (C0oXK)

684 Better that than floods. Snow, as I have very good reason to know, does not come inside your car and ruin the electronics.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:24 AM (rpbg1)

This is true. And another hurricane headed your way. Stressful.

Are you still thinking about a move north?

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020


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Been thinking about it since I came back to Da Swamp in 2001. Gaylord's lousy economy, with nobody hiring, forestalled me for quite a while. I'm getting close to retirement, so chances are better, but I still think I'll need at least a part-time job to help ends meet, depending where I wind up.

Was thinking about Wisconsin -- Grammie Winger said, "Come to Wisconsin! We're nice!" And everything I researched looked good . . . until Kenosha's little disturbances. Now maybe SE South Dakota.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:33 AM (rpbg1)

685 Was thinking about Wisconsin -- Grammie Winger said, "Come to Wisconsin! We're nice!" And everything I researched looked good . . . until Kenosha's little disturbances. Now maybe SE South Dakota.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:33 AM (rpbg1)

Yeah, you just have a crush on Governor Noem.

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 25, 2020 05:37 AM (mhQH9)

686 Franklin Graham urges people to join him in a day of prayer and fasting-today:

https://tinyurl.com/y6qvlsf9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2020 05:38 AM (WkPC9)

687 Good morning everyone.

House hunting again today.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 25, 2020 05:38 AM (Rvt88)

688 meh, in Wisconsin terms, Kenosha is an urban pesthole.

look up the Driftless Area (the glaciers missed us) and move here.

I have to drive 40 minutes to get to a town with 5 digit population.



G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 25, 2020 05:40 AM (6psdy)

689 Good morning everyone.

House hunting again today.
Posted by: Tonypete

Season opened early this year.

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 05:40 AM (arJlL)

690 Bad thing is it's colder the further north you go

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2020 05:40 AM (OjZpE)

691 Season opened early this year.
Posted by: JT

Kill the rwabit!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 25, 2020 05:41 AM (Rvt88)

692 Season opened early this year.
Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 05:40 AM (arJlL)

JT, you crack me up!

Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 25, 2020 05:42 AM (mhQH9)

693 >>Was thinking about Wisconsin -- Grammie Winger said, "Come to Wisconsin! We're nice!" And everything I researched looked good . . . until Kenosha's little disturbances. Now maybe SE South Dakota.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:33 AM (rpbg1)


Grammie's right! Kenosha, Milwaukee, Madison are definitely blue strongholds. The rest of the state is much saner!

But Governor Noem is a better choice than Evers. He'll never get re-elected tho, so there's that

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 05:43 AM (Z/jzm)

694 meh, in Wisconsin terms, Kenosha is an urban pesthole.

look up the Driftless Area (the glaciers missed us) and move here.

I have to drive 40 minutes to get to a town with 5 digit population.


G'mornin' everyone !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 25, 2020


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If I can make a living, sure. But --

I was thinking about Appleton and the area around Lake Winnebago. Appleton has 75K people and at least two small colleges where I might be able to work. And house prices last year were very attractive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:44 AM (rpbg1)

695 Bad thing is it's colder the further north you go
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2020


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As I tell the swamp stompers here when they complain about "cold," "There's this neat new technology. It's in all the stores now. It's called coats and jackets."

I don't intend to be living on a park bench, and houses and cars are all heated. I'd be concerned about housing without air conditioning in a humid summer, but het should not be a problem.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:47 AM (rpbg1)

696 House hunting?, your going to need a larger caliber weapon than small arms.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2020 05:47 AM (OjZpE)

697
Yeah, you just have a crush on Governor Noem.
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench at October 25, 2020


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'Tis a small factor, Jordan. But SD is the West -- the beginnings of it -- and I love the landscape.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2020 05:48 AM (rpbg1)

698 >>As I tell the swamp stompers here when they complain about "cold," "There's this neat new technology. It's in all the stores now. It's called coats and jackets."

Have a friend that grew up in Ghana, now lives in MI. He hates the cold but refuses to dress for it. I don't get that.

Wear a coat! Put on your gloves!

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 05:52 AM (Z/jzm)

699 JT, you crack me up!
Posted by: Jordan61-2020 TX MoMe Bacon Wench

Posted by: JT at October 25, 2020 05:52 AM (arJlL)

700 Those are some nice looking pretzels in top pic. I have a recipe around here somewhere for soft pretzels that I should try.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 05:56 AM (Z/jzm)

701 yeah, gotta agree, I'd prefer Gov. Noem over the ball of commie trash currrently stealing the Badger State's oxygen right now.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 25, 2020 05:57 AM (6psdy)

702
Good morning everyone.



House hunting again today.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 25, 2020 05:38 AM (Rvt8

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shouldn't be hard, since they don't move much, unless there's an eathquake or a tornado....

what caliber are you going to use?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 25, 2020 05:58 AM (yODn7)

703 But today i need to bake cookies. Thinking of using my roll out sugar cookie recipe but instead of rolling and cutting into shapes, just tamp down balls of the dough with a sugared glass.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 05:59 AM (Z/jzm)

704 >>yeah, gotta agree, I'd prefer Gov. Noem over the ball of commie trash currrently stealing the Badger State's oxygen right now.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 25, 2020 05:57 AM (6psdy)

They only roll him out when he announces his mandates.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 25, 2020 06:00 AM (Z/jzm)

705 Good morning everyone!

TonyPete, you make it out to this area yet or house hunting elsewhere?

Wolfus, I'm heading your direction this morning to get my name in the hat before early voting closes. Good to hear of the lower temps ....after this dry TX air I'm ready to breathe a bit of water, get back to my natural respiratory state.

Any Insom sighting yet?

Safe travels, Jordan!

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 25, 2020 06:01 AM (3GzTP)

706 KRAK IS UP

Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at October 25, 2020 06:02 AM (OjZpE)

707 nood

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 25, 2020 06:02 AM (6psdy)

708 Just fell down the stairs drunk.

Help been drunk on stairs for many years.

Wish she was awake.

P Don't matter, lucky lucky man to be here...

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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2020 07:30 AM (WkPC9)

713 nood y'all

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This. For all the other stupidity on the final play, Jansen's lousy 1-2 pitch was the trigger to set it all in motion.

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