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CNN Legal Analyst and Noted Abortion-Financier Jeffrey Toobin Suspended from New York Magazine After Exposing His Penis in a Zoom Conference
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it's because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio. Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: "I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers." ... New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: "Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter."I don't know why he exposed himself. This Slate contributor says that Toobin rushed to start masturbating as soon as he believed (wrongly) the zoom call had ended.
Toobin's Conde Nast email has been disabled and he has not tweeted since October 13. He did, however, appear on CNN, where he is the network's chief legal analyst, on Saturday. CNN did not respond to a request for comment.
@jack_hamilton
so toobin went to a zoom work meeting and then as soon as it was over immediately began masturbating? what was the meeting about
Yeah I'm gonna need to see the woman on the other side of this zoom sesh. Hopefully he spilled his seed into his hand rather than into a colleague's much-younger daughter.
4 Does this look infected to you?
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin
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— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) October 19, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (EAJRn)
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (EAJRn)
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (EAJRn)
Wonderful Christian. Let him sit in judgment of legal ethics.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (7BsNV)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (TO9X0)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (7BsNV)
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (vd8XM)
I learned long ago that the mute button is broken.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: El Kabong at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (aUy9w)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (FlnFg)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: TeeJ at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: stumck at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (nYRaQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (sOpk7)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (EAJRn)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Toobin's Penis at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (A5zUN)
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I don't know why he exposed himself. This Slate contributor says that
Toobin rushed to start masturbating as soon as he believed (wrongly) the
zoom call had ended.
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Since he's a known dem, first guess is someone had their kids in the room while on the call.
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (aUy9w)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, looking at a young girl during a Zoom meeting. at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (NiXyF)
More likely he had PornHub in the other window.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (keWNN)
Posted by: fly at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (TA9CI)
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: fly
Willowed, from previous thread.
I looked at Toobin's history there. Loads of 'vandalism' removed in the past hour.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (BD0Jm)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (D79US)
Posted by: Elvis at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey- You can't do that here! at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (fQzH1)
Toobin looks gayer than a bag full of dicks. I am betting he swings both ways.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (VpIIl)
I'd like to hear Garrett's opinion.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (aUy9w)
In early with an entry for Thread Winner.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (aKqzO)
1) You're promoted and given a raise
2) You're fired immediately
I am glad he drew card #2.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (dYRJY)
Sorry just saw this and wanted to LOL it. Ooh la la. Someone's gonna get laid in college.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (nV60k)
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with Chinese overloads, social credit scores, fake science, and mass censorship! at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (smhHM)
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (fQzH1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (nYRaQ)
I learned long ago that the mute button is broken.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (yQpMk)
As someone who is on online conference calls pretty regularly, I am super vigilant about making sure my camera is off, or I'm muted, or whatever. But even then, I still assume I'm being heard / watched any time there's a call going on.
Because why fucking risk your job by pulling out your dick on a conference call, thinking your camera is off, when OOPS, it wasn't? Seems a bit silly to me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (8YFRI)
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (sy5kK)
When the Law is on your side, Pound the Law.
When neither is by your side...
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (GpZ91)
Posted by: jc at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (PuMKG)
-
Safety Fap
We can fap if we want to, we can leave the gals behind
Cause your friends don't fap and if they don't fap
Well, they are no friends of mine
I say, we can fap where we want to, anyplace, we really don't mind
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Where fappin is never maligned.
And we can fap.
faps!
Ah we can fap when we want to, the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with a shot in the eye
I say we can fap if we want to, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude, air your little dude
And beat him like an imbecile
I say we can fap, we can fap, everyone grab your pole
We can fap, we can fap we're doing it wall to wall
We can fap, we can fap everybody look at your hands
We can fap, we can fap everybody droppin their pants
-
Posted by: Men Without Twats at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (SchQD)
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (hYcqw)
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Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (yQpMk)
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Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (fQzH1)
Posted by: Zoom Call Participants at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (v0R5T)
Forget the inconvenience of millions of already cast ballots.
How would they explain it? That thing we said didn't happen, we had to get rid of Joe for.
Notgonnahappen.com
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (sy5kK)
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With or without the hair wrap?
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (sOpk7)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (bCLt0)
*Adjusts tinfoil hat"
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (KnJdm)
Emails reveal Hunter Biden solicited Obama diplomat-turned-national security adviser Tony Blinken in 2015 and 2016 for high-level meetings on behalf of Burisma. Blinken is currently a top foreign policy adviser to the Biden campaign.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (EYq34)
Posted by: vmom's roots at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020
*
*
Substitute "J" for "H," Toobin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (wQDH5)
This is not a drill
Unless this is an outlier...I know understand why Trump is campaigning in California.
Four years ago it was D+5, in 2012 it was D+4
Again, it could be an outlier. If it's not, holy cow. Getting people to admit they're a Republican is not just a "shy Trump" problem.
We've had close to a hundred years of there being a stigma attached to being a Republican.
People are democrat by default and then, when they wisen up and move rightward, they tend just to say they're independent.
The only so-called independents that are actually on the left side of the political spectrum are people in media who aren't fooling anyone.
You know how we keep saying "If Biden was really up by fifteen points he'd be helping out in South Carolina, in Texas, etc. He'd be helping down ballot races."
Well...Trump's in California. What does that look like to you?
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (xfb67)
Awwww, looky here, it's so cute. It's like a penis, only smaller!
Posted by: The cute chick on the New Yorker Zoom call at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: dc at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (u0crE)
Posted by: Dixon Cider at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (keWNN)
You guys are mocking his medical condition!!
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (aO8Gd)
At second glans...
we've got a lot of jokes to go.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (GpZ91)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin
The penis was 9 inches.
IT WAS ME, IT WAS ME! - Jeffrey Toobin.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nYRaQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (VpIIl)
What the hell?!?!
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (fQzH1)
Streisand Effect.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (G2zl5)
Toobin was just getting ready for the hooker coming by.
She is strict with her time, and Toobin wanted to enjoy every minute.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Inquiry from David French at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (H5knJ)
>>>72 Wonder what the Trump nickname for this fuckup will be.
Li'l Jeffrey Toobin
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (PbpT7)
Li'l Smoky.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (KnJdm)
https://tinyurl.com/y22powyz
Posted by: Barbara Streisand
Yeah, who would have imagined THAT would happen?
And it's Barbra, not Barbara. Streisand.
That chick with the big nose.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (sOpk7)
He wouldn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: navybrat, building calluses at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (oVJmc)
Trump?
Posted by: mattman26 at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (1fnam)
Our elite betters at their finest.
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (d9Irc)
Looks and sounds possessed to me!
https://tinyurl.com/yxelqnd7
Posted by: Gaelic Girl
Better.
https://bit.ly/3dJNiAT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, the music definitely makes it better.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (5FCda)
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Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++
Doubtful. WHOIS data is seen as a serious privacy concern and so a lot of registrars will - for a fee - put their own information in the WHOIS record. If the actual registrant is needed (a foul-up in the registration, a subpoena, etc.), then the registrar acts as an intermediary and will connect you to the other party after validating the legitimacy of the demand for the actual owner.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (hYcqw)
For example: "Forgetting where he was, Joe Biden just Toobined himself on national television during the debate."
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (9Px/z)
And hearing Rush at end of his show tell it and thinking about it happy to say since age of 3 there are no pictures anywhere on any type of forum of a naked picture of me.
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Yuge canal there. Must've taken a lot of digging.
The North American Dignity Canal will put that one to shame.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (FlnFg)
Posted by: Baldy at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (OLCH5)
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)
Someone who wants the Popular Vote *and* to make the Left eat a shit sandwich for the next four to forty years.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (bCLt0)
Committee supposed to vote on the 22d.
However, Schumer said the Dems would not be providing a quorum, so I still think that Graham will have to forward the vote to the floor without recommendation.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Point of order!
Pee Wee at least had the decency to jack it at a seedy porno theater,
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (ftFVW)
It hasn't petered out yet.
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM
Needs a hanky for the yanky.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (xfb67)
How do you know if you just hung up?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: The cute chick on the New Yorker Zoom call at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (EGyGV)
+++++++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)
Most likely fundraising. Should be a lot of Republicans ready to drop money there.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (7BsNV)
Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with Chinese overloads, social credit scores, fake science, and mass censorship! at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (9Px/z)
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020
*
*
"Is this a dagger that I see before me,
The handle toward my hand?"
"Nay, good lady. 'Tis but an illusion, a shimmer before the eye."
Posted by: Dialog Cut from *Macbeth* at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Masturbating Pete- the Hero we Deserve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: wth
Yeah, let's wait for the experts to speak, so they say.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: The cute chick on the New Yorker Zoom call at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM
There are apparently exceptions to the rule that the camera adds 10 lbs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (EYq34)
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Toobin IS MP?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (xfb67)
How do you know if you just hung up?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
They IM me. Isn't technology grand?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (q177U)
Where the Living will envy the Dead, and eat them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)
Or are you referring to another girl he knocked up?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ZGo4g)
Committee supposed to vote on the 22d.
However, Schumer said the Dems would not be providing a quorum, so I still think that Graham will have to forward the vote to the floor without recommendation.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (ZfRYq)
Thanks for the info, blaster.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ejd/p)
Needs dick fat?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (sjdRT)
"I hope young men who sexually assault young women get their lives ruined. I mean, I'm not worried about that."
https://tinyurl.com/y356e79s
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (oPFtC)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)
1. Raising money.
2. Showing the flag. The California GOP has not had much support - so vicious cycle.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (/qDEs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (nYRaQ)
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You beat me to the joke. Also, your nic is particularly appropriate for this thread.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (kTF2Z)
- Paulie Walnuts
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (jbF6h)
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (vcOmj)
Most of us have long since realized that journalists and pretty much everyone at CNN does nothing but jerk off all day anyway.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (PBp5E)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (+y8uL)
At least, that's what he SHOULD be saying.
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (D79US)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (sOpk7)
He does all the time. WTF do you think that thing speaking is? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: zincfinger at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (+Ub5Z)
Jeffrey "Dick Pic" Toobin, or James "Fleece Securities Owners" Tobin?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)
Forget the inconvenience of millions of already cast ballots.
How would they explain it? That thing we said didn't happen, we had to get rid of Joe for.
Notgonnahappen.com
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Joe can still "accidentally" have another brain aneurysm. Not die, because the votes don't transfer, but if he is just having a Weekend at Bernie's, the votes stay with Kamala.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nxdel)
We don't know, but there are only so many reasons a man takes out his penis while sitting in front of his computer. Ya know?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (cnTJD)
then pulled his little toob out
and shook it all about
do the hokey pokey
Posted by: ThatGuyKindaHasAPoint at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (Y7Z0Z)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (bdoGb)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (+y8uL)"
It's a craft beer. Watch the foam!
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
It's the small things in life.
Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: H. Biden at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020
*
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I'm in.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Sometimes you just gotta rub one out.
Who are you people?
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (XTyi0)
FFS. You whip it out ONE time . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Don LeMon! Excitable boy, they all said... at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN)
And that little seedy porno theater was me.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin's house at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (+YZe8)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (jbF6h)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zoom Dick at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (oPFtC)
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
And since we are well past the sweatiest months...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (I9SqL)
Another thought about my conversation with Dolley. Not once did she mention covid as a reason to vote against Trump.
She is fucking terrified of the virus, but she didn't bring up Trump's policies or attitude towards the virus at all.
I do wonder if the covid attack has the potency that the left thinks it does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (4Jold)
Elaine Benes
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (nYRaQ)
Jerry Einfeld
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: David L. Spence at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (QTrRT)
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (cnTJD)
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Agree, but why pull your dick out on a zoom call at all?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (jUVms)
Srsly though...Who in their right mind yanks the crank in front of a computer that has a web cam on it?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (Izcq8)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)
@KlasfeldReports 29m
BREAKING: Second Circuit AFFIRMS a lower court's order to unseal documents related to Ghislaine Maxwell's civil case, including her allegedly incriminating deposition.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (rysH+)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020
*
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I'm in.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020
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No doubt Toobin can tell us all about clap.
That's his alibi! "I was examining myself for gonorrhea symptoms!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (wQDH5)
Are we sure that this isn't a Russian disinformation campaign? Everything else seems to be.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (mpeBU)
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don't rush
You can look but don't touch.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nxdel)
Masturbating is no joke.
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
I know Dershowitz had to reprimand that ignorant pile of shit once for being a retard on the law, a very specific complaint. Any others?
And yes, the more humiliating the better.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
1. he's hung like a raisin.
2. he can piss on his own nuts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (9Om/r)
https://trends.gab.com/item/
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WATCH: Joe Rogan asks why the media ignores child sex trafficking | The Post Millennial
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (N8FYY)
Weird, because she's right in their sights, that's exactly who the COVID thing is aimed at. Unless they think it works on the elderly? Who again I dont know a single person above the age of 60 who is in any way remotely concerned about this crap and who doesn't mock people's freakout about it constantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
No shame. These jerks have no shame.
Once upon a time, just making the 'jerk off motion' in a meeting would get you fired for MeToo.
Now you can demonstrate the proper jerking technique and not even with a cucumber but an actual dong and it's all good?
Posted by: Boots at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (sy5kK)
Unchartered waters for sure.
Technically we cast a vote for President and Vice President though states bundle them.
I think that early voting queers the whole thing. I mean, what if a candidate died before election day? Where do those votes go?
What happens after election day? Constitution provides for succession for President - but not President elect.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (ZfRYq)
@KlasfeldReports 29m
BREAKING: Second Circuit AFFIRMS a lower court's order to unseal documents related to Ghislaine Maxwell's civil case, including her allegedly incriminating deposition.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (rysH+)
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Bets on Hunter and Joe being in the files in some capacity?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (NWM+b)
Has Russian Op been floated?
Putin wanted Toobin's Penis on that call!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (A5zUN)
Toobin's penis is Putin's puppet?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Izcq8)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (HwiWi)
And are somehow convinced that they are, despite all evidence to the contrary. I thank God for enemies so inept. If they were actually competent, with all the advantages they have, we'd be screwed.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (dYRJY)
Posted by: WeBoned
And Taters has already lost his shit at Twitter. "WHORE!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (L2ZTs)
I thought she had the baby anyway, in spite of Toobin's threats.
Or are you referring to another girl he knocked up?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ZGo4g)
Same side squeeze. The whole thing came out after she decided to keep the baby, he told her to fuck off then, and she sued him for child support.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (NWM+b)
+++++++++++
If the election were in May or June, yeah. Now? I can't imagine that I'm the only one with "COVID Fatigue." I've had it for longer than most, but even the LIVs must be getting awfully sick of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (bCLt0)
As has been said, our elites seem to have a taste for pedophilia and sexual deviancy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (FK4yb)
Worst Cam Show, ever!
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (GpZ91)
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (XTyi0)
110 Wait was he really masturbating or is that a joke?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nxdel)
Masturbating is no joke.
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (sy5kK)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ejd/p)
Needs dick fat?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM
And The Horde doesn't disappoint.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (ejd/p)
ol' Jeff Toobin been
floggin' his log
chokin' the chicken
spankin' the monkey
makin' the bald man cry
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Izcq
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: David French at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (K3B2k)
I used to know this guy who would whip it out and slam it on the desk at the drop of a hat
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (HrMC1)
Jeffrey the Jerk.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (+WWsf)
________
All future events and interviews with Jeffrey Toobin should be referred to as "Toob Meets."
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (5qkWq)
Posted by: tubal
He took the test, and is waiting results
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (vd8XM)
Weird, because she's right in their sights, that's exactly who the COVID thing is aimed at. Unless they think it works on the elderly? Who again I dont know a single person above the age of 60 who is in any way remotely concerned about this crap and who doesn't mock people's freakout about it constantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
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In retrospect, it was weird.
I had even thought it was going to come up at some point (when I said that Trump not starting a war with Germany over mean tweets was my barometer of success when it comes to him) and I had the quick thought of using the 2 million not dead as another barometer.
Still, it's not like she's gonna vote Trump, but that it didn't come up was odd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (NWM+b)
floggin' his log
chokin' the chicken
spankin' the monkey
makin' the bald man cry
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Can a Jew polish the bishop?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (HrMC1)
Please, please, please don't fire this guy, CNN. It's exactly who should be working for you.
Posted by: cpurick at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (XrOaz)
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (4Jold)
ol' Jeff Toobin been
floggin' his log
chokin' the chicken
spankin' the monkey
makin' the bald man cry
filing his briefs
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area......
NO man, it's DICK!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020
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Damn. My wife is gonna smegma face.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (wQDH5)
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brb, toobin'
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (ezIwa)
Well, if the zoom is just you and a close friend's wife and she's fingering herself.
Otherwise never.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (q2K0j)
Years ago I watched a British humor movie called Can I Do It Until I Need Glasses?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (lgiXo)
I used to know this guy who would whip it out and slam it on the desk at the drop of a hat
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Umm, where would one find this person, if one were so inclined? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Shep! at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (HrMC1)
Another thought about my conversation with Dolley. Not once did she mention covid as a reason to vote against Trump.
She is fucking terrified of the virus, but she didn't bring up Trump's policies or attitude towards the virus at all.
I do wonder if the covid attack has the potency that the left thinks it does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (NWM+b)
The only thing I know to fight unrealistic fear is more and more factual information.
Unfortunately, Progda is doing exactly the opposite, which doesn't help your situation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (sy5kK)
His doctor's screensaver just happens to be a hentai film.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (PBp5E)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (jUVms)
Here's my exhaustive list of reasons to pull out your dick during a zoom call:
1) pee in a piss jug
2) masturbate
3) thinking its funny to wave your dick around at someone off camera (like your wife)
4) very hot in the house, and your balls are sweaty
5) to get changed out of your work clothes
6) you're in doubt.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (OjZpE)
Otherwise never.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (q2K0j)
*raises eyebrows*
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: jb at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (T2wkl)
Posted by: Sheriff Tubin at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (vg8iE)
ol' Jeff Toobin been
floggin' his log
chokin' the chicken
spankin' the monkey
makin' the bald man cry
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Prompting the porpoise
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (EGyGV)
The most determined investigation you have ever made Shempf.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Flesh Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (73wHF)
@jeremymbarr
Statement from CNN: "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."
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Yeah. "Personal".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)
"Oh, so you always beat off during meetings when the camera is off? EWWW!"
He is going to need start living as gay man or donate all his salary to fighting the NRA to overcome this.
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (MxEKc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7U
Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (BDZWU)
Dr.Tony Fauci says we don't allow him to do television, and yet I saw him last night on @60Minutes, and he seems to get more airtime than anybody since the late, great, Bob Hope. All I ask of Tony is that he make better decisions. He said "no masks & let China in". Also, Bad arm!
...P.S. Tony should stop wearing the Washington Nationals' Mask for two reasons. Number one, it is not up to the high standards that he should be exposing. Number two, it keeps reminding me that Tony threw out perhaps the worst first pitch in the history of Baseball!
*snort*
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (R3uW8)
Definitely not sponge worthy.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (Rvt88
Well, he's a dude, so.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
@jack_hamilton
so toobin went to a zoom work meeting and then as soon as it was over immediately began masturbating? what was the meeting about
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uh uh great meeting, Trump is finished, we got 'im now uh
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (IXkVp)
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Java Joe at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (aD1Dq)
I mean, its a small sample size, but she has all the other talking points down, it seems meaningful in some way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: turambar at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (Gylu/)
I used to know this guy who would whip it out and slam it on the desk at the drop of a hat
Posted by: JoeF.
you worked with Leo too?
Posted by: x at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (0tE/i)
@jeremymbarr
Statement from CNN: "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."
-
Yeah. "Personal".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Time off to jack off
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Gary Davis at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (ujwZe)
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (cF8AT)
Does this guy know how to close or does this guy know how to close?
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (ezIwa)
Unfortunately, Progda is doing exactly the opposite, which doesn't help your situation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (sy5kK)
=========
A couple of weeks ago she blew up at me because she felt depressed. I said it was because we pretty much hadn't left the house in 5 months and she hadn't seen her mother in forever.
After she calmed down, she came back to me and said that we should go to her mother's house. So, we spent last week there, and she has drastically cut down on the covid panic.
She went from my mother needing to be in quarantine for two weeks to come and visit to, "As long as she doesn't take any more airplanes, she can come."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (NWM+b)
I used to know this guy who would whip it out and slam it on the desk at the drop of a hat.
------------------------------
There was a guy on my boat nicknamed "Hose 9". There were only 8 firehoses on my boat.
Unfortunately the rest of him looked like Shrek and Sloth had a baby.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (xfb67)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7U
Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (BDZWU)
He took it out?
Posted by: Jerry at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (73wHF)
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Boots at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (HrMC1)
We had a machinist's mate do that at someone's qual board. It was like he dropped a sandbag on the table. The coffee mugs rattled.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (XTyi0)
CNN Legal Analyst and Noted Abortion-Financier Jeffrey Toobin Suspended from New York Magazine After Exposing His Penis in a Zoom Conference
Elite.
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin. Sources tell VICE it's because he exposed himself during a Zoom call last week between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio.
Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: "I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers."
...
New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: "Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter."
Toobin's Conde Nast email has been disabled and he has not tweeted since October 13. He did, however, appear on CNN, where he is the network's chief legal analyst, on Saturday. CNN did not respond to a request for comment.
I don't know why he exposed himself. This Slate contributor says that Toobin rushed to start masturbating as soon as he believed (wrongly) the zoom call had ended.
@jack_hamilton
so toobin went to a zoom work meeting and then as soon as it was over immediately began masturbating? what was the meeting about
Yeah I'm gonna need to see the woman on the other side of this zoom sesh.
Hopefully he spilled his seed into his hand rather than into a colleague's much-younger daughter.
4 Does this look infected to you?
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin
Screenshot (67)_LI.jpg
Posted by: Ace at 03:09 PM
Comments
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1 Anyone else see this Redness?
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (EAJRn)
2 Whoa
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (ezIwa)
3 Not gonna "first" this thread. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (NiXyF)
4 Does this look infected to you?
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:09 PM (EAJRn)
5 AoS Moron Question: Who on the Zoom call was hot enough for Toobin to wank to?
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (NiXyF)
6 Suspended over such a small thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (SchxB)
7 STATUS : Pulled Pork Lunch, Today!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (EAJRn)
8 Toobin is a degenerate? Gosh, next you'll say he knocked out the daughter of a friend and tried to get her to kill the baby.
Wonderful Christian. Let him sit in judgment of legal ethics.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (7BsNV)
9 Is it really that difficult to not be naked when your spouse is on a zoom call?
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (TO9X0)
10 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
11 Ahem. Knocked up.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (7BsNV)
12 When I am not working, the work laptop goes into an unused room.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (ezIwa)
13 it was just sayin' howdy doo to the crowd
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (vd8XM)
14 The worst I have been guilty of is making the shakeweight on conference calls.
I learned long ago that the mute button is broken.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (yQpMk)
15 Zoom Dick is trending.
Posted by: El Kabong at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (aUy9w)
16 Heh. "I thought I was off camera!" Like that makes it normal behavior.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (FlnFg)
17 My penis is trending.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (PbpT7)
18
So, was the zoom lens needed?
Posted by: TeeJ at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (dmWPe)
19 Please.
Tell me again how liberalism isn't a brain defect.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
20 All the good snark is on the previous thread.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (bCLt0)
21 Crap. We used all our best material last thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (I9SqL)
22 Are all Democrat operatives this way?
Honestly, keep it in your pants, please.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (haWye)
23 In the end, he was not...master of his domain.
Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (BDZWU)
24 You Toobin?
No, PronHub
Posted by: stumck at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (w9Wax)
25 Not sure if this was thread-worthy but it is amusing.
Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (Zm+LZ)
26 Wait, you can't masturbate after a Zoom call? Is this still America? I thought this was America.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (nYRaQ)
27 Pretty sure Toobin's penis wears a watch cap.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (sOpk7)
28 I wonder if his favorite baseball team is ...
The Yankees?
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (EAJRn)
29 Toobin looks gayer than a bag full of dicks. I am betting he swings both ways.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (VpIIl)
30 https://bit.ly/31lEwEr
Posted by: Toobin's Penis at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (yQpMk)
31 Hey everybody.
LOLOL. Couldn't happen to a nicer prevert.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (L2ZTs)
32 Wait, so you can't have your dick out on a video call? I thought this was America.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (kTF2Z)
33 Because I know what gets me in the mood to crank one out: a conference call at work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (A5zUN)
34 -
--
I don't know why he exposed himself. This Slate contributor says that
Toobin rushed to start masturbating as soon as he believed (wrongly) the
zoom call had ended.
-----------------
Since he's a known dem, first guess is someone had their kids in the room while on the call.
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (SchQD)
35 How embarrassing!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (aUy9w)
36 It's an instrument.
You put it in your mouth and blow.
Just don't bite the mouthpiece.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin, looking at a young girl during a Zoom meeting. at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
37 I was HACKED!
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (vd8XM)
38 AoS Moron Question: Who on the Zoom call was hot enough for Toobin to wank to?
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:10 PM (NiXyF)
More likely he had PornHub in the other window.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (sTnpX)
39 The New Yorker: SUSPENDED
CNN: Itz kool.
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (keWNN)
40 If not already, Toobin's Wiki page is going to be lit.
Posted by: fly at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (TA9CI)
41 "Crap. We used all our best material last thread."
It hasn't petered out yet.
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (+y8uL)
42 Toobin's Wiki page should keep the mods there busy for awhile.
Posted by: fly
Willowed, from previous thread.
I looked at Toobin's history there. Loads of 'vandalism' removed in the past hour.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (Rvt8
43 De minimus, non curat lex.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ejd/p)
44 Our moral superiors.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (m/Gc2)
45 This guy's got Attorney deGeneral written all over him!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (BD0Jm)
46 Oh wait I read it wrong. I thoroughly it was just him walking around naked. I'm betting he had another window open with porn in it.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (G2zl5)
47 Was that wrong? If somebody would have said something when I started then....
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (D79US)
48 I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again.
Posted by: Elvis at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ZSK0i)
49 Maybe he didn't get the memo about the tps reports and not pulling your dick out while working.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ftFVW)
50 Meh. We did Toobin last thread. What about the Dems removing Joey?
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (XxJt1)
51 Maybe he thought the zoom was with Kurt Eichenwald and his pet octopus.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey- You can't do that here! at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (fQzH1)
52 >29
Toobin looks gayer than a bag full of dicks. I am betting he swings both ways.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (VpIIl)
I'd like to hear Garrett's opinion.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (sjdRT)
53 this is pretty damn funny.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (W2Pud)
54 How embarrassing!
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (aUy9w)
In early with an entry for Thread Winner.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
55 Dear Penthouse...
Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (aKqzO)
56 Look, flashing your junk at a business meeting is a bold move. It leads to one of two possible outcomes:
1) You're promoted and given a raise
2) You're fired immediately
I am glad he drew card #2.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)
57 A Gulag system is just ritual human sacrifice with extra steps.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 02:33 PM (dYRJY)
Sorry just saw this and wanted to LOL it. Ooh la la. Someone's gonna get laid in college.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ezIwa)
58 But has Trump tweeted about Toobin yet?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (+WWsf)
59 So, believing you're off camera makes it totes OK?
Posted by: Fortcoins at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (nV60k)
60 Probably suspended with pay, right?
Two weeks from now he'll be back at his desk.
Jerking it.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)
61 Suspended with pay? Not fired?
Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with Chinese overloads, social credit scores, fake science, and mass censorship! at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (BRkq2)
62 Zoom zip.
https://youtu.be/2IYOdznkjcQ
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (KnJdm)
63 Our betters.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM (smhHM)
64 Twitter ban "doubled" exposure of Biden laptop story.
What the hell?!?!
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (fQzH1)
65 This is why there's a pants rule on the book thread.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (+y/Ru)
66 Nice try Duke.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (nYRaQ)
67 14 The worst I have been guilty of is making the shakeweight on conference calls.
I learned long ago that the mute button is broken.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:11 PM (yQpMk)
As someone who is on online conference calls pretty regularly, I am super vigilant about making sure my camera is off, or I'm muted, or whatever. But even then, I still assume I'm being heard / watched any time there's a call going on.
Because why fucking risk your job by pulling out your dick on a conference call, thinking your camera is off, when OOPS, it wasn't? Seems a bit silly to me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (cnTJD)
68 The Trump Curse is real.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Rolling in Ze Hay Vith Zooey Deschanel While Wearing MAGA Hats at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (8YFRI)
69 Toobin's dagger is unsheathed?
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (gmo/4)
70
To be fair, Toobin was caught during an Ana Navarro segment.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (sy5kK)
71 When the Facts are on your side, Pound the Facts.
When the Law is on your side, Pound the Law.
When neither is by your side...
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (GpZ91)
72 Wonder what the Trump nickname for this fuckup will be.
Posted by: jc at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (PuMKG)
73 -
-
Safety Fap
We can fap if we want to, we can leave the gals behind
Cause your friends don't fap and if they don't fap
Well, they are no friends of mine
I say, we can fap where we want to, anyplace, we really don't mind
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Where fappin is never maligned.
And we can fap.
faps!
Ah we can fap when we want to, the night is young and so am i
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with a shot in the eye
I say we can fap if we want to, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude, air your little dude
And beat him like an imbecile
I say we can fap, we can fap, everyone grab your pole
We can fap, we can fap we're doing it wall to wall
We can fap, we can fap everybody look at your hands
We can fap, we can fap everybody droppin their pants
-
Posted by: Men Without Twats at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (SchQD)
74 For the edification of all your morons, here's a *real* Dick Pic:
https://tinyurl.com/yyssx33a
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (hYcqw)
75 The internet is just a series of Toobs.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (ezIwa)
76 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked on a lot of networks, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (yQpMk)
77 Good Lord at least I change my shirt and put a hat on if it's pre-shower and I need to be visible.
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (/ZYFC)
78 I WAS HACKED!!! I WAS HACKED!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (2dMdG)
79 I don;t know what the New Yorker is upset about. Whatever Toobin did, it was too small to be seen with the naked eye.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (wQDH5)
80 You KNOW why he had to start masturbating? Someone had just showed him the Drudge Report saying that Biden was 18 points ahead!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)
81 When I'm on a Zoom call I turn the camera off when I need to leave the room for a minute or if I'm on AoSHQ while listening.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (lgiXo)
82 Shorter version "I am embarrassed that I was turned in & Suspended"
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (EYq34)
83 >>>72 Wonder what the Trump nickname for this fuckup will be.
Li'l Jeffrey Toobin
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (PbpT7)
84 Panama?
Domain name: clintonharris2020.com
Registry Domain ID: 2553180322_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN
Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.namecheap.com
Registrar URL: http://www.namecheap.com
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Creation Date: 2020-08-15T16:24:21.00Z
Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2021-08-15T16:24:21.00Z
Registrar: NAMECHEAP INC
Registrar IANA ID: 1068
Registrar Abuse Contact Email: email@namecheap.com
Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.6613102107
Reseller: NAMECHEAP INC
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Domain Status: addPeriod https://icann.org/epp#addPeriod
Registry Registrant ID:
Registrant Name: WhoisGuard Protected
Registrant Organization: WhoisGuard, Inc.
Registrant Street: P.O. Box 0823-03411
Registrant City: Panama
Registrant State/Province: Panama
Registrant Postal Code:
Registrant Country: PA
Registrant Phone: +507.8365503
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax: +51.17057182
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
85 Christ, put on damn boxers!
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (gmo/4)
86 Oops- link (via Mollie Hemingway)
https://tinyurl.com/y22powyz
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (fQzH1)
87 We've heard of a meat shortage, but this is ridiculous!
Posted by: Zoom Call Participants at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (vg8iE)
88 Old man balls.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (v0R5T)
89 Dems will not remove Joe.
Forget the inconvenience of millions of already cast ballots.
How would they explain it? That thing we said didn't happen, we had to get rid of Joe for.
Notgonnahappen.com
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZfRYq)
90 To paraphrase Peter Venkman
"This dick is toast!"
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (vcOmj)
91 To be fair, Toobin was caught during an Ana Navarro segment.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (sy5kK)
---------
With or without the hair wrap?
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (/ZYFC)
92 If Brian Stetler has his dick out would anyone notice?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (sOpk7)
93 OT, but are they voting on Barrett today?
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (bCLt0)
94 I know Toobin is stupid and probably a pervert but I'm thinking this was on purpose to distract from Hunter laptop.
*Adjusts tinfoil hat"
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (MxEKc)
95 Trump violates our norms! Uhh! UHHHH!!!!
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (oVJmc)
96 Porn Tube sending Porn Toobin a cease and desist.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (KnJdm)
97 Paul Sperry on Twatter
Emails reveal Hunter Biden solicited Obama diplomat-turned-national security adviser Tony Blinken in 2015 and 2016 for high-level meetings on behalf of Burisma. Blinken is currently a top foreign policy adviser to the Biden campaign.
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (EYq34)
98 Normal normal normal
Posted by: vmom's roots at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (nUhF0)
99 I WAS HACKED!!! I WAS HACKED!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020
*
*
Substitute "J" for "H," Toobin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (wQDH5)
100 Gallop says party affiliation is now R+1
This is not a drill
Unless this is an outlier...I know understand why Trump is campaigning in California.
Four years ago it was D+5, in 2012 it was D+4
Again, it could be an outlier. If it's not, holy cow. Getting people to admit they're a Republican is not just a "shy Trump" problem.
We've had close to a hundred years of there being a stigma attached to being a Republican.
People are democrat by default and then, when they wisen up and move rightward, they tend just to say they're independent.
The only so-called independents that are actually on the left side of the political spectrum are people in media who aren't fooling anyone.
You know how we keep saying "If Biden was really up by fifteen points he'd be helping out in South Carolina, in Texas, etc. He'd be helping down ballot races."
Well...Trump's in California. What does that look like to you?
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)
101 And I get laughed at when I hang up when I'm supposed to talk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (xfb67)
102
Awwww, looky here, it's so cute. It's like a penis, only smaller!
Posted by: The cute chick on the New Yorker Zoom call at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (EGyGV)
103 To steal a cool line from twitter, "...What in the Alabama Cousin-F*k is goin' on?!"
Posted by: dc at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (u0crE)
104 Could happen to anyone.
Posted by: Dixon Cider at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (PbpT7)
105 He'll always be known now as Jeff "Smoking Rod" Toobin
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (3H9h1)
106 The Left is willing to do anything to take the focus off of Hunter?
Posted by: washrivergal at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (66BnU)
107 He regularly opines about Trumps supposed moral failings on CNN. I can't see Trump not commenting.
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (keWNN)
108 His doctor Kurt Eiknwold prescribed an ointment that must be applied every hour.
You guys are mocking his medical condition!!
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (aO8Gd)
109 >> "Crap. We used all our best material last thread."
At second glans...
we've got a lot of jokes to go.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (GpZ91)
110 Wait was he really masturbating or is that a joke?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nxdel)
111 78 I WAS HACKED!!! I WAS HACKED!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin
The penis was 9 inches.
IT WAS ME, IT WAS ME! - Jeffrey Toobin.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nYRaQ)
112 Has David French weighed in on how envious he is of a dick that isn't flaccid?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (VpIIl)
113 64 Twitter ban "doubled" exposure of Biden laptop story.
What the hell?!?!
Posted by: Barbara Streisand at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (fQzH1)
Streisand Effect.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (G2zl5)
114
Toobin was just getting ready for the hooker coming by.
She is strict with her time, and Toobin wanted to enjoy every minute.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (sy5kK)
115 1) Is there video? 2) Does anyone have Tubin's contact info? 3) Does anyone have a spare, pre-written article that blames this incident on Trump and/or evangelicals that I can "borrow"?
Posted by: Inquiry from David French at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (dYe5S)
116 Could not happen to a nicer tubesteak.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (H5knJ)
117 83
>>>72 Wonder what the Trump nickname for this fuckup will be.
Li'l Jeffrey Toobin
Posted by: Vespa Thunder at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (PbpT7)
Li'l Smoky.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (KnJdm)
118 Oops- link (via Mollie Hemingway)
https://tinyurl.com/y22powyz
Posted by: Barbara Streisand
Yeah, who would have imagined THAT would happen?
And it's Barbra, not Barbara. Streisand.
That chick with the big nose.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (vcOmj)
119 He went full Pee Wee Herman!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)
120 92 If Brian Stetler has his dick out would anyone notice?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (sOpk7)
He wouldn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (A5zUN)
121 Was he in a state of, shall we say, arousal?
Posted by: navybrat, building calluses at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (w7KSn)
122 I hesitate to comment until Masturbatin' Pete weighs in.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
123 Changing the name of the mag to the 'New Dorker.'
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (oVJmc)
124 "so toobin went to a zoom work meeting and then as soon as it was over immediately began masturbating? what was the meeting about"
Trump?
Posted by: mattman26 at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (1fnam)
125 Ladies and gentlemen
Our elite betters at their finest.
Posted by: Winston dreg of society at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (d9Irc)
126 Willowed:
Looks and sounds possessed to me!
https://tinyurl.com/yxelqnd7
Posted by: Gaelic Girl
Better.
https://bit.ly/3dJNiAT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, the music definitely makes it better.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (5FCda)
127 Panama?
... Registrant Name: WhoisGuard Protected ...
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++
Doubtful. WHOIS data is seen as a serious privacy concern and so a lot of registrars will - for a fee - put their own information in the WHOIS record. If the actual registrant is needed (a foul-up in the registration, a subpoena, etc.), then the registrar acts as an intermediary and will connect you to the other party after validating the legitimacy of the demand for the actual owner.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (hYcqw)
128 I predict that the phrase term Toobin to become a verb.
For example: "Forgetting where he was, Joe Biden just Toobined himself on national television during the debate."
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (9Px/z)
129 Personally think it's funny.
And hearing Rush at end of his show tell it and thinking about it happy to say since age of 3 there are no pictures anywhere on any type of forum of a naked picture of me.
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (OjZpE)
130 Does a box of donuts masturbate at the sight of Ana Navarro?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (lgiXo)
131 Panama?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Yuge canal there. Must've taken a lot of digging.
The North American Dignity Canal will put that one to shame.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (t+qrx)
132 Fired for letting his hot dog stand.
Now he'll have to catsup on his resume.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (FlnFg)
133 ZIP code: 10933
Posted by: Baldy at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (OLCH5)
134 So can we start speculating now. Will the debate happen this Thursday?
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (G2zl5)
135 Okay, time to unleash Toobin Penis Puns.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (bCLt0)
136 Donald Trump's new nickname for Joe Biden:
"10% Biden"
Kinda has a ring to it, doesn't it?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (vcOmj)
137 Well...Trump's in California. What does that look like to you?
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)
Someone who wants the Popular Vote *and* to make the Left eat a shit sandwich for the next four to forty years.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (ezIwa)
138 Toobin doesn't look like a pervert said no one intelligent ever.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (y7DUB)
139 93 OT, but are they voting on Barrett today?
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (bCLt0)
Committee supposed to vote on the 22d.
However, Schumer said the Dems would not be providing a quorum, so I still think that Graham will have to forward the vote to the floor without recommendation.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (ZfRYq)
140 119 He went full Pee Wee Herman!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Point of order!
Pee Wee at least had the decency to jack it at a seedy porno theater,
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN)
141 Was his dick wearing ugly boxy glasses too?
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (ftFVW)
142 "Crap. We used all our best material last thread."
It hasn't petered out yet.
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 03:13 PM
Needs a hanky for the yanky.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (axyOa)
143 Now we know why Kamala Harris is doing all video conferences.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (KnJdm)
144 And I get laughed at when I hang up when I'm supposed to talk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (xfb67)
How do you know if you just hung up?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
145 @25: "Wonder what the Trump nickname for this fuckup will be."
Jeffrey the Jerk.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (+WWsf)
146 He was mourning Hamarabe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (yQpMk)
147 Awwww, looky here, it's so cute. It's like a penis, only smaller!
Posted by: The cute chick on the New Yorker Zoom call at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (EGyGV)
+++++++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (hYcqw)
148 Well...Trump's in California. What does that look like to you?
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)
Most likely fundraising. Should be a lot of Republicans ready to drop money there.
Posted by: trev006 at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (7BsNV)
149 "Handmaiden brigade" to dox the person who reported it, terminate her employment, expel her children from school, and eat her heart in a Boston "intellectual" street gathering in 3, 2, ...
Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with Chinese overloads, social credit scores, fake science, and mass censorship! at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (BRkq2)
150 MIKEY!! DOWN!!
Posted by: CZ = Happiness at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (MkuC5)
151 At least he didn't say "pussy!"
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (9Px/z)
152 Toobin's dagger is unsheathed?
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020
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"Is this a dagger that I see before me,
The handle toward my hand?"
"Nay, good lady. 'Tis but an illusion, a shimmer before the eye."
Posted by: Dialog Cut from *Macbeth* at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (wQDH5)
153 If the Zoom call was with radio people, there wasn't anyone good looking on the other end.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (xfb67)
154 122 I hesitate to comment until Masturbatin' Pete weighs in.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Masturbating Pete- the Hero we Deserve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (A5zUN)
155 I hesitate to comment until Masturbatin' Pete weighs in.
Posted by: wth
Yeah, let's wait for the experts to speak, so they say.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (vcOmj)
156 Harvard Law, ladies and gents. Harvard Law.
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (oVJmc)
157 Eek, a penis!
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
158 Kinda cold there huh Jeff?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (axyOa)
159 Awwww, looky here, it's so cute. It's like a penis, only smaller!
Posted by: The cute chick on the New Yorker Zoom call at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM
There are apparently exceptions to the rule that the camera adds 10 lbs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ejd/p)
160 Sloe Joe is running non stop Commercials on PLuto TV
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (EYq34)
161 I hesitate to comment until Masturbatin' Pete weighs in.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Toobin IS MP?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
162 144 And I get laughed at when I hang up when I'm supposed to talk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (xfb67)
How do you know if you just hung up?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
They IM me. Isn't technology grand?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (xfb67)
163 I get huge from plenty of squats, broccoli and white rice and FRESH BLOODY HEARTS!! FEAST ON THE PUMPING ORGAN AND KNOW Balel WILL FUEL YOUR PUMPS WITH SATANIC BRONESS!
Posted by: Max Power at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (q177U)
164 The North American Dignity Canal will put that one to shame.
Where the Living will envy the Dead, and eat them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (yQpMk)
165 I thought she had the baby anyway, in spite of Toobin's threats.
Or are you referring to another girl he knocked up?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ZGo4g)
166 139
Committee supposed to vote on the 22d.
However, Schumer said the Dems would not be providing a quorum, so I still think that Graham will have to forward the vote to the floor without recommendation.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (ZfRYq)
Thanks for the info, blaster.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (bCLt0)
167 I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
168 >There are apparently exceptions to the rule that the camera adds 10 lbs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ejd/p)
Needs dick fat?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (sjdRT)
169 This is what I said in 2018 during the Kavanaugh libeling/slandering.
"I hope young men who sexually assault young women get their lives ruined. I mean, I'm not worried about that."
https://tinyurl.com/y356e79s
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (oPFtC)
170 Usually I go wretch after my meetings. What the hell kind of meeting are they having?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (VpIIl)
171 Okay, time to unleash Toobin Penis Puns.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020
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I'm in.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (wQDH5)
172 Well...Trump's in California. What does that look like to you?
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZR7kf)
1. Raising money.
2. Showing the flag. The California GOP has not had much support - so vicious cycle.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (ZfRYq)
173 "Show me on the doll where Toobin touched himself on the Zoom."
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (/qDEs)
174 66 Nice try Duke.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (nYRaQ)
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You beat me to the joke. Also, your nic is particularly appropriate for this thread.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (kTF2Z)
175 "I guess you could call that a dick."
- Paulie Walnuts
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (jbF6h)
176 the the fuck man
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (4Jold)
177 At least he didn't say "pussy!"
Posted by: ShainS
That's Mu'ad Trump's killing word!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (vcOmj)
178 Not sure why this is a surprise.
Most of us have long since realized that journalists and pretty much everyone at CNN does nothing but jerk off all day anyway.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (PBp5E)
179 this is so beautiful, this makes my entire day - I have always HATED that fuckstick Toobin so much!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
180 At least it was on zoom so people can zoom in to find it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (kA3Cp)
181 Props to the first person to tweet him when he is faux-outraged to not get teste.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (KnJdm)
182 Abort! Abort! Oh, that's what he said to his girlfriend.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (ptqGC)
183 Sometimes you just gotta rub one out.
Who are you people?
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (XTyi0)
184 Toobin's Unstable Penis would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (+y8uL)
185 he probably had Fox Nation on his laptop with Abby Hornacek.
At least, that's what he SHOULD be saying.
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (6MoD2)
186 guess this would be why no vid here is good thing
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (4Jold)
187 That's not frosting...
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (VpIIl)
188 You call that a penis? Let me whip this out... Now thats a penis
Michael Obama
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (D79US)
189 Toobin's penis is so small it could only be seen on ZOOM.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (3H9h1)
190 If Brian Stetler has his dick out would anyone notice?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (sOpk7)
He does all the time. WTF do you think that thing speaking is? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (9Om/r)
191 It's wonderful that "while we investigate this matter" is now a universal euphemism for "while we figure out how to minimize PR damage and liability."
Posted by: zincfinger at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (+Ub5Z)
192 Who's worse?
Jeffrey "Dick Pic" Toobin, or James "Fleece Securities Owners" Tobin?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)
193 89 Dems will not remove Joe.
Forget the inconvenience of millions of already cast ballots.
How would they explain it? That thing we said didn't happen, we had to get rid of Joe for.
Notgonnahappen.com
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Joe can still "accidentally" have another brain aneurysm. Not die, because the votes don't transfer, but if he is just having a Weekend at Bernie's, the votes stay with Kamala.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (sy5kK)
194 110 Wait was he really masturbating or is that a joke?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nxdel)
We don't know, but there are only so many reasons a man takes out his penis while sitting in front of his computer. Ya know?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (cnTJD)
195 Jeffrey put his little toob in
then pulled his little toob out
and shook it all about
do the hokey pokey
Posted by: ThatGuyKindaHasAPoint at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (Y7Z0Z)
196 Turns out ...
he was CNN's Legal Pianist.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (bdoGb)
197 Maybe he just gets off on Zoom meetings.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
198 " Toobin's Unstable Penis would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (+y8uL)"
It's a craft beer. Watch the foam!
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (VpIIl)
199 Jeffrey Toobin has called a lid on this Zoom call.
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (NiXyF)
200 179 this is so beautiful, this makes my entire day - I have always HATED that fuckstick Toobin so much!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
It's the small things in life.
Posted by: Someguy at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (Zm+LZ)
201 What an idiot.
Posted by: H. Biden at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (oVJmc)
202 Okay, time to unleash Toobin Penis Puns.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020
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I'm in.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (I9SqL)
203 BREAKING NEWS: Gov Newsom has shown up to personally arrest everyone at Trump's California gatherings, for not wearing their masks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (L2ZTs)
204 183
Sometimes you just gotta rub one out.
Who are you people?
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 03:21 PM (XTyi0)
FFS. You whip it out ONE time . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (KnJdm)
205 in fairness, Toobin *does* look like the type of jamoke that would pull such a stunt.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (DJFLF)
206 Well, I'm VERY excited!!
Posted by: Don LeMon! Excitable boy, they all said... at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (vcOmj)
207 Pee Wee at least had the decency to jack it at a seedy porno theater,
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN)
And that little seedy porno theater was me.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin's house at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (BRkq2)
208 It's a small world after all
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (lgiXo)
209 Well, that's one way to step on your dick, so to speak.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (+YZe
210 Stelter's tiny tater tot can't satisfy a woman.
His wife has to call in The Big Spud.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (jbF6h)
211 @SarrioBrandon
More like Jeff Lubin
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (ZLI7S)
212 Toobie CK
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
213 Hey, can anybody see me?
Posted by: Zoom Dick at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (oPFtC)
214 When I was growing up, "going tubin'" had an ENTIRELY different meaning.
Posted by: filbert at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (NiXyF)
215 Seems like a call for this.....
https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
216 Lol, he had his Toob Out.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:23 PM (xfb67)
217 Our enemies are not very bright...
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (HwiWi)
218 We don't know, but there are only so many reasons a man takes out his penis while sitting in front of his computer. Ya know?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
And since we are well past the sweatiest months...
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (I9SqL)
219 OT:
Another thought about my conversation with Dolley. Not once did she mention covid as a reason to vote against Trump.
She is fucking terrified of the virus, but she didn't bring up Trump's policies or attitude towards the virus at all.
I do wonder if the covid attack has the potency that the left thinks it does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (NWM+b)
220 PeeWee Toobin.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (bCLt0)
221 never underestimate tater tots = the magic of capitalism
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (4Jold)
222 He took it out...
Elaine Benes
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (HwiWi)
223 Toobin, Toobout.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (xfb67)
224 Has Russian Op been floated?
Putin wanted Toobin's Penis on that call!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (A5zUN)
225 Hope Jeffrey is ready for his name to become a verb for all time.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (sjdRT)
226 That's not Toobin's dick, trust me.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (nYRaQ)
227 He took what out?
Jerry Einfeld
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (HwiWi)
228 I don't even... I have nothing to say here. I cannot connect this with my brain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (KZzsI)
229 I had a cramp and was merely massaging it out. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (cCxiu)
230 "It said, 'members only!'"
Posted by: David L. Spence at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (QTrRT)
231 Go 'way! Toobin!
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (XTyi0)
232 Because why fucking risk your job by pulling out your dick on a conference call, thinking your camera is off, when OOPS, it wasn't? Seems a bit silly to me.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:14 PM (cnTJD)
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Agree, but why pull your dick out on a zoom call at all?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (jUVms)
233 Doesn't that get him put on a perv list somewhere?
Srsly though...Who in their right mind yanks the crank in front of a computer that has a web cam on it?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (Izcq
234 Kayleigh almost lost her dress getting off the osprey just now, she was doing everything to keep it down, don't know if she succeeded. Hope Toobin didn't see it.
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (8k7U7)
235 Guys are guys but who can't control themselves long enough to make sure they are out of camera view before they start whacking one out?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (HrMC1)
236 Pee Wee Toobin.
Perfect, if only a little unfair to the real Pee Wee.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (+WWsf)
237 I couldn't decide between pulled pork or jerk chicken, so I had both!
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (mNhhD)
238 Hoping for the best:
@KlasfeldReports 29m
BREAKING: Second Circuit AFFIRMS a lower court's order to unseal documents related to Ghislaine Maxwell's civil case, including her allegedly incriminating deposition.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (rysH+)
239 Okay, time to unleash Toobin Penis Puns.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020
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I'm in.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020
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No doubt Toobin can tell us all about clap.
That's his alibi! "I was examining myself for gonorrhea symptoms!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (wQDH5)
240
Are we sure that this isn't a Russian disinformation campaign? Everything else seems to be.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (mpeBU)
241 Zoom zoom in, under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don't rush
You can look but don't touch.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (an7Mv)
242 He took it out...
Elaine Benes
Posted by: steevy
Definitely not sponge worthy.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (Rvt8
243 110 Wait was he really masturbating or is that a joke?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nxdel)
Masturbating is no joke.
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (sy5kK)
244 this is so beautiful, this makes my entire day - I have always HATED that fuckstick Toobin so much!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
I know Dershowitz had to reprimand that ignorant pile of shit once for being a retard on the law, a very specific complaint. Any others?
And yes, the more humiliating the better.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (y7DUB)
245 I'm guessing scientific evidence will prove that-
1. he's hung like a raisin.
2. he can piss on his own nuts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (9Om/r)
246 BOOM!
https://trends.gab.com/item/
5f8dcd57370cab17150cd641
WATCH: Joe Rogan asks why the media ignores child sex trafficking | The Post Millennial
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (N8FYY)
247 Another thought about my conversation with Dolley. Not once did she mention covid as a reason to vote against Trump.
Weird, because she's right in their sights, that's exactly who the COVID thing is aimed at. Unless they think it works on the elderly? Who again I dont know a single person above the age of 60 who is in any way remotely concerned about this crap and who doesn't mock people's freakout about it constantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
248 Of course CNN is keeping him on the payroll.
No shame. These jerks have no shame.
Once upon a time, just making the 'jerk off motion' in a meeting would get you fired for MeToo.
Now you can demonstrate the proper jerking technique and not even with a cucumber but an actual dong and it's all good?
Posted by: Boots at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (oGBso)
249 Joe can still "accidentally" have another brain aneurysm. Not die, because the votes don't transfer, but if he is just having a Weekend at Bernie's, the votes stay with Kamala.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (sy5kK)
Unchartered waters for sure.
Technically we cast a vote for President and Vice President though states bundle them.
I think that early voting queers the whole thing. I mean, what if a candidate died before election day? Where do those votes go?
What happens after election day? Constitution provides for succession for President - but not President elect.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (ZfRYq)
250 238 Hoping for the best:
@KlasfeldReports 29m
BREAKING: Second Circuit AFFIRMS a lower court's order to unseal documents related to Ghislaine Maxwell's civil case, including her allegedly incriminating deposition.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (rysH+)
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Bets on Hunter and Joe being in the files in some capacity?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (NWM+b)
251 224
Has Russian Op been floated?
Putin wanted Toobin's Penis on that call!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (A5zUN)
Toobin's penis is Putin's puppet?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Izcq
252 Well, if you ask Toobin, Big Ed just needed some air.
Or, maybe Little Ed.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (vcOmj)
253 Our enemies are not very bright...
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (HwiWi)
And are somehow convinced that they are, despite all evidence to the contrary. I thank God for enemies so inept. If they were actually competent, with all the advantages they have, we'd be screwed.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (dYRJY)
254 Kayleigh almost lost her dress getting off the osprey just now, she was doing everything to keep it down, don't know if she succeeded. Hope Toobin didn't see it.
Posted by: WeBoned
And Taters has already lost his shit at Twitter. "WHORE!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (L2ZTs)
255
I thought she had the baby anyway, in spite of Toobin's threats.
Or are you referring to another girl he knocked up?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ZGo4g)
Same side squeeze. The whole thing came out after she decided to keep the baby, he told her to fuck off then, and she sued him for child support.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (EGyGV)
256 I do wonder if the covid attack has the potency that the left thinks it does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (NWM+b)
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If the election were in May or June, yeah. Now? I can't imagine that I'm the only one with "COVID Fatigue." I've had it for longer than most, but even the LIVs must be getting awfully sick of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (hYcqw)
257 Does Toobin have a Ficus in his office???
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (bCLt0)
258 Conservatively, I have probably been on a couple of thousand Teams video calls, never once did I ever have the urge to expose my penis.
As has been said, our elites seem to have a taste for pedophilia and sexual deviancy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (FK4yb)
259 >> Guys are guys but who can't control themselves long enough to make sure they are out of camera view before they start whacking one out?
Worst Cam Show, ever!
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (GpZ91)
260 Awkward.
Posted by: eleven at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (XTyi0)
261 243
110 Wait was he really masturbating or is that a joke?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (nxdel)
Masturbating is no joke.
Posted by: J. Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (sy5kK)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (KnJdm)
262 There are apparently exceptions to the rule that the camera adds 10 lbs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:19 PM (ejd/p)
Needs dick fat?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:20 PM
And The Horde doesn't disappoint.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (ejd/p)
263
ol' Jeff Toobin been
floggin' his log
chokin' the chicken
spankin' the monkey
makin' the bald man cry
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
264 Toobin's penis is Putin's puppet?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Izcq
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)
265 How does one subscribe to Toobin's newsletter? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: David French at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (K3B2k)
266 Usually it's the hung guys who whip it out at every opportunity.
I used to know this guy who would whip it out and slam it on the desk at the drop of a hat
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (HrMC1)
267 145 @25: "Wonder what the Trump nickname for this fuckup will be."
Jeffrey the Jerk.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:18 PM (+WWsf)
________
All future events and interviews with Jeffrey Toobin should be referred to as "Toob Meets."
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (5qkWq)
268 Does Toobin have a Ficus in his office???
Posted by: tubal
He took the test, and is waiting results
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (vd8XM)
269 247 Another thought about my conversation with Dolley. Not once did she mention covid as a reason to vote against Trump.
Weird, because she's right in their sights, that's exactly who the COVID thing is aimed at. Unless they think it works on the elderly? Who again I dont know a single person above the age of 60 who is in any way remotely concerned about this crap and who doesn't mock people's freakout about it constantly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
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In retrospect, it was weird.
I had even thought it was going to come up at some point (when I said that Trump not starting a war with Germany over mean tweets was my barometer of success when it comes to him) and I had the quick thought of using the 2 million not dead as another barometer.
Still, it's not like she's gonna vote Trump, but that it didn't come up was odd.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (NWM+b)
270 ol' Jeff Toobin been
floggin' his log
chokin' the chicken
spankin' the monkey
makin' the bald man cry
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Can a Jew polish the bishop?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (HrMC1)
271 A lot of he/him/his. Shouldn't we ask for pronouns first? Don't assume anything just because you can see the person's penis.
Please, please, please don't fire this guy, CNN. It's exactly who should be working for you.
Posted by: cpurick at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (XrOaz)
272 it is his wife's fault
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (4Jold)
273
ol' Jeff Toobin been
floggin' his log
chokin' the chicken
spankin' the monkey
makin' the bald man cry
filing his briefs
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
274 All of they can suck our.......
Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area......
NO man, it's DICK!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
275 Okay, time to unleash Toobin Penis Puns.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020
*
*
Damn. My wife is gonna smegma face.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (wQDH5)
276 234 Kayleigh almost lost her dress getting off the osprey just now, she was doing everything to keep it down, don't know if she succeeded.
------------------------
brb, toobin'
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (ezIwa)
277 Agree, but why pull your dick out on a zoom call at all?
Well, if the zoom is just you and a close friend's wife and she's fingering herself.
Otherwise never.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (q2K0j)
278 Does Toobin need glasses now?
Years ago I watched a British humor movie called Can I Do It Until I Need Glasses?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (lgiXo)
279 Usually it's the hung guys who whip it out at every opportunity.
I used to know this guy who would whip it out and slam it on the desk at the drop of a hat
======
Umm, where would one find this person, if one were so inclined? Asking for a friend...
Posted by: Shep! at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (vg8iE)
280 our moral and social betters folks.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (Lzpvj)
281 Toob Snake Boogie.
Tonight on ZZN
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (HrMC1)
282 219 OT:
Another thought about my conversation with Dolley. Not once did she mention covid as a reason to vote against Trump.
She is fucking terrified of the virus, but she didn't bring up Trump's policies or attitude towards the virus at all.
I do wonder if the covid attack has the potency that the left thinks it does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:24 PM (NWM+b)
The only thing I know to fight unrealistic fear is more and more factual information.
Unfortunately, Progda is doing exactly the opposite, which doesn't help your situation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (sy5kK)
283 Toobin was probably about to do a telemed visit with his doctor afterwards on another window on his laptop.
His doctor's screensaver just happens to be a hentai film.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (PBp5E)
284 Zoom touting this story to highlight their high resolution
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (R3uW
285 Re: the 2nd Circuit decision, guesses on how many people will now activate their estate planning decisions?
Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (KAi1n)
286 Zoom, Chaturbate, all these apps, who can keep track?
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (ZfRYq)
287 Usually it's the hung guys who whip it out at every opportunity.
We do not.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (oVJmc)
288 Agree, but why pull your dick out on a zoom call at all?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (jUVms)
Here's my exhaustive list of reasons to pull out your dick during a zoom call:
1) pee in a piss jug
2) masturbate
3) thinking its funny to wave your dick around at someone off camera (like your wife)
4) very hot in the house, and your balls are sweaty
5) to get changed out of your work clothes
6) you're in doubt.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (cnTJD)
289 The Democrats and their Propaganda ministry are still pushi ng it's more Russian collusion.
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (OjZpE)
290 >Well, if the zoom is just you and a close friend's wife and she's fingering herself.
Otherwise never.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (q2K0j)
*raises eyebrows*
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (sjdRT)
291 Toob the boob caught lubin' his noob
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (L2ZTs)
292 Come on,man!He was just emulating Hunter and Joe
Posted by: jb at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (T2wkl)
293 'Scuse me while I whip this out
Posted by: Sheriff Tubin at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (/6GbT)
294 I'm betting it was a female penis.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (vg8iE)
295
ol' Jeff Toobin been
floggin' his log
chokin' the chicken
spankin' the monkey
makin' the bald man cry
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Prompting the porpoise
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (EGyGV)
296 279 Posted by: Shep! at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (vg8iE)
The most determined investigation you have ever made Shempf.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (Lzpvj)
297 Hey cutie - let me put my toobin.
Posted by: Flesh Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (73wHF)
298 Jeremy Barr
@jeremymbarr
Statement from CNN: "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."
-
Yeah. "Personal".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)
299 I like that his stupid excuse about not knowing the camera was on only makes him look even worse.
"Oh, so you always beat off during meetings when the camera is off? EWWW!"
He is going to need start living as gay man or donate all his salary to fighting the NRA to overcome this.
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (MxEKc)
300 I'm reminded of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry asks Elaine how her date with his friend went and she said "He took it out."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7U
Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (BDZWU)
301 @realDonaldTrump
Dr.Tony Fauci says we don't allow him to do television, and yet I saw him last night on @60Minutes, and he seems to get more airtime than anybody since the late, great, Bob Hope. All I ask of Tony is that he make better decisions. He said "no masks & let China in". Also, Bad arm!
...P.S. Tony should stop wearing the Washington Nationals' Mask for two reasons. Number one, it is not up to the high standards that he should be exposing. Number two, it keeps reminding me that Tony threw out perhaps the worst first pitch in the history of Baseball!
*snort*
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (cF8AT)
302 Was he looking at his reflection in the screen?
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (ezIwa)
303 Zoom Snake Toober
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (R3uW
304
Definitely not sponge worthy.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (Rvt88
Well, he's a dude, so.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
305
@jack_hamilton
so toobin went to a zoom work meeting and then as soon as it was over immediately began masturbating? what was the meeting about
-----
uh uh great meeting, Trump is finished, we got 'im now uh
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (IXkVp)
306 Probably not going to remain a close friend in that case....
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (HwiWi)
307 Orgasm practice for election night in case Biden wins.
Posted by: Java Joe at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (aD1Dq)
308 Still, it's not like she's gonna vote Trump, but that it didn't come up was odd.
I mean, its a small sample size, but she has all the other talking points down, it seems meaningful in some way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
309 I cannot for the life of me figure out why one would do this during/after a meeting but hey, whatever. Pervs are gonna perv no matter when or what I guess. And Toobin...what a name. He's another jackhole I cannot stand.
Posted by: turambar at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (Gylu/)
310 266 Usually it's the hung guys who whip it out at every opportunity.
I used to know this guy who would whip it out and slam it on the desk at the drop of a hat
Posted by: JoeF.
you worked with Leo too?
Posted by: x at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (0tE/i)
311 Jeremy Barr
@jeremymbarr
Statement from CNN: "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."
-
Yeah. "Personal".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Time off to jack off
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (HrMC1)
312 Talk about getting caught red handed.....,.
Posted by: Gary Davis at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (ujwZe)
313 *snort*
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (cF8AT)
Does this guy know how to close or does this guy know how to close?
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (ezIwa)
314 282 The only thing I know to fight unrealistic fear is more and more factual information.
Unfortunately, Progda is doing exactly the opposite, which doesn't help your situation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:28 PM (sy5kK)
=========
A couple of weeks ago she blew up at me because she felt depressed. I said it was because we pretty much hadn't left the house in 5 months and she hadn't seen her mother in forever.
After she calmed down, she came back to me and said that we should go to her mother's house. So, we spent last week there, and she has drastically cut down on the covid panic.
She went from my mother needing to be in quarantine for two weeks to come and visit to, "As long as she doesn't take any more airplanes, she can come."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (NWM+b)
315 279 Usually it's the hung guys who whip it out at every opportunity.
I used to know this guy who would whip it out and slam it on the desk at the drop of a hat.
------------------------------
There was a guy on my boat nicknamed "Hose 9". There were only 8 firehoses on
Posted by: Elaine at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (73wHF)
Jeremy Barr
@jeremymbarr
Statement from CNN: "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."
-
Yeah. "Personal".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)
So he can spend more time with his fetishes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: MJ at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (gAMkn)
I don't believe any of these assholes and their "oopsies".
If you don't want to be seen on camera, anonymity is only a piece of tape or a Post-it note away.
Some people just want other people to see their dicks.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (C77mq)
Posted by: JoeF.
you worked with Leo too?
Posted by: x at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (0tE/i)
Yup.
impressive appendage for a guy 5'3"
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (HrMC1)
--
Statement from CNN: "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."
-
Yeah. "Personal".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM
-----------------------
Ugh, that must have been a big "issue".
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (SchQD)
But then I am an introvert.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (lgiXo)
All the Carrots were in the Chili?
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (v271h)
He did wonders for countering stereotypes about black men's athletic skills in his years as president.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)
I can tell you that this is not true
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (R3uW8)
I mean, its a small sample size, but she has all the other talking points down, it seems meaningful in some way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
==========
It's...interesting.
I want it to be important.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (NWM+b)
Governor Cuomo has shown tremendously poor leadership skills in running N.Y. Bad time for him to be writing and promoting a book, especially since he has done such a poor job with Covid and Crime. So many unnecessary deaths. The City & State have sunk to historic lows...
....Washington wants nothing to do with him, and that's so bad for New York, which has become a ghost town. Andrew spends too much time listening to his brother, Fredo. Forget the books and your apology tour. The Federal Government would love to help New York regain its luster!
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (N39Ws)
Srsly though...Who in their right mind yanks the crank in front of a computer that has a web cam on it?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 19, 2020 03:25 PM (Izcq
While in the middle of using a video conference software!
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (TO9X0)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:27 PM (HrMC1)
We had a machinist's mate do that at someone's qual board. It was like he dropped a sandbag on the table. The coffee mugs rattled.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (t+qrx)
That seems a bit, odd behaviior.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: The Barrel, now with extra slime and germs! at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: mattman26 at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (1fnam)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (EYq34)
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Slapweasel at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Back when an office had a proper hat rack, this shit didn't happen.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (v271h)
2) masturbate
3) thinking its funny to wave your dick around at someone off camera (like your wife)
4) very hot in the house, and your balls are sweaty
5) to get changed out of your work clothes
6) you're in doubt.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Hold down the shift key when shift lock is broken.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Elaine
You cut and paste as well as you dance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (R3uW8)
But then I am an introvert.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (lgiXo)
They can fix that with surgery now.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (t+qrx)
She was deflated at first, but all Jeffy had to do was pump her up with fresh air, and now she's good as new!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (L2ZTs)
@jeremymbarr
Statement from CNN: "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."
-
Yeah. "Personal".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)
I think they meant personal tissue...
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: hogmartin
When you got it, flaunt it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (4Jold)
Said the Toobin with a grin,
'You knew darn well it was a snake
Before you put it in!' "
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (DLzZd)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (cJEnq)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (keWNN)
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin's house at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (BRkq2)
Governor Cuomo has shown tremendously poor leadership skills in running N.Y. Bad time for him to be writing and promoting a book, especially since he has done such a poor job with Covid and Crime. So many unnecessary deaths. The City & State have sunk to historic lows...
....Washington wants nothing to do with him, and that's so bad for New York, which has become a ghost town. Andrew spends too much time listening to his brother, Fredo. Forget the books and your apology tour. The Federal Government would love to help New York regain its luster!
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (cF8AT)
Trump +18
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (CLteG)
Governor Cuomo has shown tremendously poor leadership skills in running N.Y. Bad time for him to be writing and promoting a book, especially since he has done such a poor job with Covid and Crime. So many unnecessary deaths. The City & State have sunk to historic lows...
....Washington wants nothing to do with him, and that's so bad for New York, which has become a ghost town. Andrew spends too much time listening to his brother, Fredo. Forget the books and your apology tour. The Federal Government would love to help New York regain its luster!
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (cF8AT)
He's feeling spry today, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jerry at October 19, 2020 03:33 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (KAi1n)
Nobody notices?
We all rely on it, the barrel is uh "biological."
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (EGyGV)
He's got something he needs to 'knock down'.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (v271h)
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (R3uW8)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (t+qrx)
That seems a bit, odd behaviior.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (bCLt0)
Believe me, these guys know what they're doing.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (cnTJD)
There was the wheel chair streamer who was supposed to be paralyzed. Thought he turned off the camera and then stood up.
And related to this there was a girl streamer that finished playing thought she had fully shutdown and got up. A couple moments later she sits back down on the computer and fires up some porn to jill off to.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (TO9X0)
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (HwiWi)
That's always rich, when the left tries to lecture anyone anywhere on decency and morality. Its like having a wino stumble into you and tell you to not drink so much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
like wiener. NY cops died because of Wiener's laptop; that's an
important part of the equation) And by an extraordinary coincidence,
lap top repair guy gave a copy to Rudy, and told him gee, the FBI
doesn't seem to be doing anything with evidence of treason. Gosh."
That would be pretty awesome ... but the part where Hunter left the laptops behind and they became repair guy's property had to happen on its own. (unless FBI snuck in and stole the laptops and gave them to repair guy with fake callback number).
But if it was an internal sting, why would they involve Rudy? ... unless it was white hats in another agency like NSA or whatever? idk, but the story as told seems more likely to me ... from my limited perspective. Repair guy had doubts about corrupt FBI, saw Rudy as a white hat patriot ... makes sense.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (ezIwa)
==========
Enjoy it while it lasts, cause that comment's going bye bye.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (cnTJD)
And that's how you get more entire thread quoting.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (ezIwa)
Understandable, his wife probably has never seen it before, it being firmly lodged in Barack's colon 8 of the last 12 years.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (XF4b8)
Amazing! how coincidental, that all the dem child trafficking evidence is rolling out 2 weeks before the election.
Man, is trump lucky!
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Donger at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (kpIz4)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (R3uW8)
According to the video, Jeffy likes to dress up his penis like Pennywise, complete with thick white makeup and the red wig...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Nicely done.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
New here? I've seen it twice in one thread and three times in one day.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (yQpMk)
The polls are way wrong.
https://tinyurl.com/yxfxbsxz
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey- You can't do that here! at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (fQzH1)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (t+qrx)
I guess the machinist was very satisfied then!
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (ZfRYq)
Governor Cuomo has shown tremendously poor leadership skills in running N.Y. Bad time for him to be writing and promoting a book, especially since he has done such a poor job with Covid and Crime. So many unnecessary deaths. The City & State have sunk to historic lows...
....Washington wants nothing to do with him, and that's so bad for New York, which has become a ghost town. Andrew spends too much time listening to his brother, Fredo. Forget the books and your apology tour. The Federal Government would love to help New York regain its luster!
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (cF8AT)
Trump making a play for NY?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (cnTJD)
_________
I typically do that only when I need a yardstick for measuring ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (caqRt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (4vNgL)
At least Toobin didn't perform a blood sacrifice and eat a heart while he was fapping.
Did he?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (8B6Ng)
Eh take heart, the split amongst the younger workers where I am a contractor is 60/40 Trump.
I think we are gonna win.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (KAi1n)
You wanna know what I think?
I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. And I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now, move!
-Col. Bat Guano
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (IXkVp)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: The Hung Rascals at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (nYRaQ)
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (HEEq1)
We'll have a barrel of fun.....
Roll out the barrel,
We've got the blues on the run....
Now's the time to roll the barrel,
'Cause the gangs - all - here...
Posted by: Boots at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Governor Cuomo has shown tremendously poor leadership skills in running N.Y. Bad time for him to be writing and promoting a book, especially since he has done such a poor job with Covid and Crime. So many unnecessary deaths. The City & State have sunk to historic lows...
....Washington wants nothing to do with him, and that's so bad for New York, which has become a ghost town. Andrew spends too much time listening to his brother, Fredo. Forget the books and your apology tour. The Federal Government would love to help New York regain its luster!
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:31 PM (cF8AT)
Trump making a play for NY?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (HrMC1)
============
There are 7 districts in New York with D+4 or more Republican with Democratic representatives.
I think it's plausible to flip all 7.
That goes a very long way to flipping the House.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (Kpl3J)
Nicely done.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
New here? I've seen it twice in one thread and three times in one day.
Posted by: rickb223
We need common sense thread control
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (vd8XM)
but the only occupant of the barrel
is Shep
Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2020 03:34 PM (R3uW
Looking for his Precious
Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (sI15f)
2) masturbate
3) thinking its funny to wave your dick around at someone off camera (like your wife)
4) very hot in the house, and your balls are sweaty
5) to get changed out of your work clothes
6) you're in doubt.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Hold down the shift key when shift lock is broken.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)
That's a good addition.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (cnTJD)
Been here a long time, but always missed such tragic self-barreling.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (+WWsf)
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I knew I should have joined the Navy...
Posted by: Shep! at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (4vNgL)
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Are they still pushing BLM? Want to know when I can tune in again.
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Baldy at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (OLCH5)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (lgiXo)
The rats and vermin are usually at the top of the fluid layer. Well, the ones that can swim, anyway.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (dYRJY)
Been here a long time, but always missed such tragic self-barreling.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (+WWsf)
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I did it twice in one day myself.
CBD was...not please with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (NWM+b)
@250
Amazing! how coincidental, that all the dem child trafficking evidence is rolling out 2 weeks before the election.
Man, is trump lucky!
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (AwPyG)
Yet we still await the list of congress critters who used taxpayer money to pay off the victims of their sexual harassment.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (N39Ws)
The Village People have a song about it even Shempf.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Nicely done.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
New here? I've seen it twice in one thread and three times in one day.
Posted by: rickb223
We need common sense thread control
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2020 03:36 PM (vd8XM)
I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often to be honest. I've accidentally selected an entire thread's comments before, but never actually pasted and posted it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (cnTJD)
https://tinyurl.com/y345pkmp
Video Surfaces Of Final Debate Moderator 'Tipping Off' Hillary Clinton Campaign On Interview Questions In 2016
No, not Donna Brazile. Another one.
Kristen Welker For the final debate, not the primaries
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: JoeF.
I suspect it's been mentioned up thread, but both Forrest (F Troop) Tucker and Milton (Mister Television) Berle were legendarily endowed.
Whenever challenged to a measuring contest, Berle would sigh, "OK, but I'm only gonna show enough to win."
When Tucker was doing a road show of the musical Mame, he called together all the male dancers at the first rehearsal and said, "Let's get this over with now so I don't have to listen to you queens guessing all day long," and dropped trou.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (2JVJo)
First time is honest mistake.
Second time is disturbing.
Fifth or sixth time is pallid, flaccid enemy action.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (A5zUN)
WOW! Thank you ARIZONA! Departing Nevada now, and will see you all soon. Together, we are going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://tinyurl.com/y2es86th
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (t+qrx)
You remind of that slavic woman who had a youtube video where she would crush cans flat with her boob. It was scary!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Did he?
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020
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Give it time, mortal.
Posted by: Marchosias, Minister of Hell at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (wQDH5)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at Octobe
Barreling is always self inflicted, what is interesting is whether or not it is desired
Posted by: confderatefifth at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (t+qrx)
Is cup-dicking still a thing? 'Fess up, mid-watchers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
If repair guy is a set-up, that means Hunter is part of this sting.
Hunter's in big trouble, and there's not a lot of family loyalty going on.
twitter rumor is he's in protective custody, which is why Trump was doing the "Where's Hunter?" thing
Could be. a careful plan to (1) provide access to all the bad evidence, with no one able to raise any objection, and (2) sting the FBI, who had it and tried to hide evidence of treason.
Very Trumpian.
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
LOL. Lucky you. Heck, I've done it once or twice.
Always on a cell phone.
Copying something. Muscle twitch. And it always automatically goes to the top, paste and post. Ta-daaaa!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (I9SqL)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (Dm2AW)
Get her out to the beach or onto a hiking trail, the sunshine will do wonders for everyone's attitude.
Went to Point Pleasant Beach and walked the boardwalk and played in the arcades.
It was weird walking around the arcades with a mask but it felt pretty good none the less.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (FK4yb)
I thought that the go to excuse for perv behavior was having a "sex addiction", or "I was hacked". Could they see his face, then the hacked excuse wouldn't work.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (+lVUW)
Why it is almost like there is a coordinated information warfare operation going on Mr Taylor.
Next you'll tell me that the American media is provably more biased than Russia Today.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (Lzpvj)
You remind of that slavic woman who had a youtube video where she would crush cans flat with her boob. It was scary!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Tania Pelosi???
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: lowfibass at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (ujwI/)
Posted by: Baldy at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM (OLCH5)
Well, they can always get Dershowitz to fill in.
Oh, wait.
Hmmm... are they any famous "constitutional law" on air attorneys from Harvard who aren't involved in shenanigan's with their dicks?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (cnTJD)
All who witnessed it were impressed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (jbF6h)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 03:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
The only thing that would make it more epic would be a server-side prompt that said "are you really sure you wanna post this comment?" and people still clicking ok.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 19, 2020 03:40 PM (+WWsf)
A couple of weeks ago she blew up at me because she felt depressed. I said it was because we pretty much hadn't left the house in 5 months and she hadn't seen her mother in forever.
After she calmed down, she came back to me and said that we should go to her mother's house. So, we spent last week there, and she has drastically cut down on the covid panic.
She went from my mother needing to be in quarantine for two weeks to come and visit to, "As long as she doesn't take any more airplanes, she can come."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:30 PM (NWM+b)
Your wife is getting stir crazy from the lockdown.
I believe this is exactly the reason Blue governors continue to do it. Somehow they think it will help get Trump, and they don't care about the health of their citizens. It is certainly this way in my state of WA.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:35 PM (Lzpvj)
That was a couple threads ago
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:40 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 19, 2020 03:40 PM (CLteG)
CBD was...not please with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:37 PM
Late to the Thread. Are we still on-topic?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (KKitP)
Drudge, circling the drain reports, in Huge Black Letters that
1. A GOP senator privately disagreed on wall and debt
2.Trump had a fundriser in California
I was going to send him a mocking email, but he has taken his email address off his page
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (UEd6V)
I consider cameras similar to guns. Guns are always loaded, and cameras are always on.
In the day and age of Alexa/Siri etc., that's more true than ever. That mic is listening for the keyword all the time. And to Cortana, everything sounds like "record this for posterity".
Couldn't happen to a better guy. And probably sent shivers down the spine of 80% of the twatterati.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:22 PM (cnTJD)
You have a touch screen, but you're eating a greasy double cheeseburger.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (cJEnq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (22mNy)
https://tinyurl.com/y2es86th
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (cF8AT)
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Tami, check out the demographics on the rallies. Trump is drawing huge numbers of Democrats and first time (or rare) voters.
https://tinyurl.com/yxfxbsxz
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey- You can't do that here! at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (fQzH1)
I remember Trump saying a long time ago, that the stuff he knows about the media and east coast elite would stun the average person. I thought he was being a bit hyperbolic , but I guess not.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (liNZi)
I REALLY hope the forecast calls for partly sunny with a chance of scattered communists.
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (SvO6W)
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (8k7U7)
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So is Toobin's trouser escape!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)
New here? I've seen it twice in one thread and three times in one day.
Posted by: rickb223
TJM is the master.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
http://conservative-headlines.com/2012/02/big-surprise-another-detroit-school-scandal/
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (+lVUW)
I advocate taking hearts rather than nibbling on one's own?
Any 'rons or 'ettes want to get back to doubting my analysis of how crazy the left was from 2012-present now?
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (Lzpvj)
I believe this is exactly the reason Blue governors continue to do it. Somehow they think it will help get Trump, and they don't care about the health of their citizens. It is certainly this way in my state of WA.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:40 PM (sy5kK)
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Very much so.
The trip out and back did wonders, to be honest. She finally feels like the house we moved into in April is home because when she was yearning to get back home, she thought of the new house instead of the old one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (NWM+b)
what planet are they on?
they are setting something up, they're going to rig the vote count and say it jibes with the polls no matter how many of us go out and vote for Trump
Posted by: Shoey at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (hmNVd)
Now it is R+1 (28R to 27D)
This time in 2016 it was D+5 (R27 to D32)
6-pt shift.
In 2012 it was D+4
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (za+mW)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (I9SqL)
All who witnessed it were impressed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020
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Wasn't he, like, 70 or something?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (wQDH5)
Statement from CNN: "Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue, which we have granted."
I thought that the go to excuse for perv behavior was having a "sex
addiction", or "I was hacked". Could they see his face, then the hacked
excuse wouldn't work.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 19, 2020 03:39 PM (+lVUW)
My dick has achieved sentience and has become self-aware. I need time to mount a thorough campaign to overcome this debilitating condition.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:43 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (wQDH5)
Inches?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020 03:43 PM (jbF6h)
Now it is R+1 (28R to 27D)
This time in 2016 it was D+5 (R27 to D32)
6-pt shift.
In 2012 it was D+4
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (za+mW)
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Well, slap my ass and call me Patricia.
That's not the number I would expect to see with a Biden blowout about to materialize.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:43 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 03:43 PM (XxJt1)
All who witnessed it were impressed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 19, 2020
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Wasn't he, like, 70 or something?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yeah, he was 70.
70 centimeters, that is.
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 03:43 PM (HEEq1)
Now it is R+1 (28R to 27D)
This time in 2016 it was D+5 (R27 to D32)
6-pt shift.
In 2012 it was D+4
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (za+mW)
It's almost like people are ashamed to call themselves democrat or something.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:43 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at October 19, 2020 03:43 PM (J3jzi)
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (cF8AT)
The media is in on the gag, Fox News is where XiNN was politically in 1996 now.
Recall how subtly biased left XiNN was then.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (Lzpvj)
what planet are they on?
they are setting something up, they're going to rig the vote count and say it jibes with the polls no matter how many of us go out and vote for Trump
Posted by: Shoey at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (hmNVd)
Concern: Noted
Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (sI15f)
Hunter and Biden are corrupt as fuck ***AND*** the Russians helped bring this info to light?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (bCLt0)
I REALLY hope the forecast calls for partly sunny with a chance of scattered communists.
Posted by: PabloD, make commies fly again! at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (SvO6W)
I saw a Cobra attack copter fly overhead Saturday night. Pretty awesome.
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left insists this is a pop smear at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (OeAlt)
Yeah. The black electrical tape over the camera on my laptop was there on the first day I opened it.
I assume the mic is always on on my phone too. Supposedly you can shut off those robotic assistance programs like Cortana and Alexa but they always are listening anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (EYq34)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (4vNgL)
Hunter and Biden are corrupt as fuck ***AND*** the Russians helped bring this info to light?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (22mNy)
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What if the Steele Dossier was completely made up nonsense that originated in part from Russian sources?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 03:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Fuck the Russians. They might not be a third world country but they are a marginal first world country.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:45 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2020 03:38 PM (2JVJo)
And I wasted all that time chasing Captain Parmenter!
Posted by: Calamity Jane at October 19, 2020 03:45 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 03:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JM in Florida at October 19, 2020 03:41 PM (UEd6V)
I actually check about every other day. Had to today to see how hard he's ignoring the Hunter email stuff.
Yeah, nobody ever goes to CA for cash, do they? This has got to be a first. I certainly don't remember dozens of $20k/plate fundraisers for Hillary or Barky in the day.
And Republican senators distance. Uh-huh. That's the same as "dems gain bi-partisan support on bill" to me.
I'd actually put "republican senators considered flight risk". I bet a lot of DC is nervous about what Hunter didn't delete from his HD.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: PabloD
Red hail at sunset means sunny and capitalist tomorrow.
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (ABuva)
Hehe Trump: "People aren't buying it CNN you dumb bastards. They're not buying it."
then he moved on to Fredo
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (sfhL4)
Sorry, I was typing one-handed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 03:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
This is the thread for that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (8k7U7)
I trust Putin more than Biden.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (sI15f)
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Which is why they announced the arrest of those Russian hackers today.
Give cover to Biden.
Posted by: Calamity Jane at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (ezIwa)
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Andrea is fucking creepy. Always has been.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (sOpk7)
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (cF8AT)
Fuck the Russians. They might not be a third world country but they are a marginal first world country.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:45 PM (lgiXo)
But if you listen to the left, Russia must be the most powerful, advanced country in the universe. I mean, they have power to control EVERYTHING if you listen to them.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Trump.
Sorry, I was typing one-handed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 03:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
I feel you.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (5FCda)
@BillStepien
Our letter to the BDC (Biden Debate Commission)
https://tinyurl.com/y6b2dnc5
HA!
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (cF8AT)
Ah. A sternly-worded letter. That oughta do it.
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (22mNy)
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What if the Steele Dossier was completely made up nonsense that originated in part from Russian sources?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (NWM+b)
Why are we talking about Russia?
This is very bizarre.
We literally have zero evidence that Russians have done anything nefarious to the US regarding elections or hacking. We can assume they would, since we likely do similar things around the world, but then again, we can also assume that 50% of the countries on this planet would, too.
So why do we talk about / focus on Russia so much? This is such a weird turn of events. Russia was our bff like 10 years ago when Hillary was giving them reset buttons because Bush wasn't pro-Russia enough for Obama's team.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (u6xw0)
It's as if everyone who blames the Russians for everything is in the employ of CHINA.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at October 19, 2020 03:43 PM (J3jzi)
And yet no one mentioned the biggest dick joke of all.
Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (ezIwa)
what planet are they on?
they are setting something up, they're going to rig the vote count and say it jibes with the polls no matter how many of us go out and vote for Trump
Posted by: Shoey at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (hmNVd)
The only explanation for Fox 's obsession with all the nutty polls is that they are losing viewers to online feeds, OANN, Newsmax, and other news sources and they are trying to attract "independents". They need viewership during the day and news casts. Just relying on Tucker and Lou Dobbs is not enough of a ratings win.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (liNZi)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (m/Gc2)
So why do we talk about / focus on Russia so much? This is such a weird turn of events. Russia was our bff like 10 years ago when Hillary was giving them reset buttons because Bush wasn't pro-Russia enough for Obama's team.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (cnTJD)
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Because it helps Democrats avoid the introspection required after losing a presidential race to Literally Hitler.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (sOpk7)
She looks like a muppet character that was rejected.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
@BillStepien
Our letter to the BDC (Biden Debate Commission)
https://tinyurl.com/y6b2dnc5
___
Our response:
LOLGF
- Debate Commission
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (btqlL)
http://conservative-headlines.com/2012/02/big-surprise-another-detroit-school-scandal/
Posted by: nerdygirl
Stroke 'em if you've got 'em.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
----
Frank's Fun Center arcade?
Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (WQZ1O)
BREAKING: SECOND CIRCUIT COURT DENIES GHISLAINE MAXWELL'S APPEAL.
DEPOSITION IS TO BE UNSEALED.
https://tinyurl.com/y52dnv4q
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
From The Dark Crystal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (xfb67)
Russians made Jeffrey Toobin whip it out!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Desultory joe at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (L9P9s)
@BillStepien
Our letter to the BDC (Biden Debate Commission)
https://tinyurl.com/y6b2dnc5
___
Our response:
LOLGF
- Debate Commission
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (22mNy)
\
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"This is your last fucking chance to shape up before we chose to make you completely irrelevant."
-Trump, should be
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (NWM+b)
Because they are rivals with China and China's enemy for control of the world economy and Asia.
And China controls the US left.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl
Everyone in his flight path: Duck! Incoming commies!
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at October 19, 2020 03:45 PM (lgiXo)
Well, they were the leader of the Second World, according to the old Cold War terminology. USA & allies, European countries that begin with "Sw" - First World; USSR & allies - Second World; ROW - Third World
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: SD_Yomar at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (tpnIT)
I feel it you.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (KnJdm)
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fly at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (TA9CI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (sOpk7)
She looks like a muppet character that was rejected.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Waldorf's sister.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (bCLt0)
what planet are they on?
they are setting something up, they're going to rig the vote count and say it jibes with the polls no matter how many of us go out and vote for Trump
Posted by: Shoey at October 19, 2020 03:42 PM (hmNVd)
....
Biden is hiding in his shell
this is so surreal
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:49 PM (sfhL4)
What about Anthony Weiner, is he signed by anyone?
Don't make me put Don Lemon out there, I'll have to give that dumbshit stroke by stroke instructions in his earpiece.
Posted by: Jeff Zucker at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (lfet/)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (HrMC1)
https://tinyurl.com/yy24njov
Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (S8lX2)
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (AwPyG)
oh that was interesting.
So the BDC is still standing firm in support of Lyin' Steve Scully.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (DJFLF)
It's as if everyone who blames the Russians for everything is in the employ of CHINA.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:47 PM (HrMC1)
Yeah, other then (likely) assassinating some political rivals, which ... whatever ... Russia has done nothing that I can see to warrant this kind of hate from the American media & left.
Yes, we're at odds on how to handle a lot of things internationally, but that's true with pretty much every fucking country on this planet.
It's weird.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (cnTJD)
I like it, but why today?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (HrMC1)
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Trump wants a return to normal, and Fauci and Cuomo represent all the mistakes along the way that prevented us from already getting there?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
Cartoon character incels are only too happy to play their parts as cannon fodder. In Iran they'd be suicide bombers.
It's coming.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (8k7U7)
the crews and SS staff have got to be working like dogs right now. All of the advance work that has to be done to accommodate having the president fly in to do a rally, at two or three locations a day, every day has to be overwheming.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (liNZi)
I like it, but why today?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (HrMC1)
Because of us, the base. And popular vote count.
Posted by: tubal at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey- You can't do that here! at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (fQzH1)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (22mNy)
President Donald Trump was unsure he would win re-election until recently, he told his campaign staff on a conference call Monday.
"We're going to win," he said in a call the campaign invited reporters to join. "I wouldn't have told you that maybe two or three weeks ago."
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (za+mW)
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 03:46 PM (8k7U7)
the crews and SS staff have got to be working like dogs right now. All of the advance work that has to be done to accommodate having the president fly in to do a rally, at two or three locations a day, every day has to be overwheming.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (liNZi)
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"Hold my fucking umbrella private."
-Obama
"I'm a commander, Mr. President."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell
But you already do. It's emerging from his collar at the top of his neck.
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
I'm quite sure you've seen Mitchelle Owebama's.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (PBp5E)
Talk about taking one for the team.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (PBp5E)
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His rebel yell put everyone off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (q2K0j)
-Obama
"I'm a commander, Mr. President."
=====
Can I hold your privates, Commander?
Posted by: Barry O! at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (vg8iE)
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Because it's the most powerful go-to lie in the world. It can overtake any story by mere mention. That's part of the reason they made it up.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (ezIwa)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 19, 2020 03:48 PM (m/Gc2)
"eeeeeew dad, gross!!"
Posted by: Toobin's Toobettes at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (HrMC1)
Here's a fun fact: Andrea Mitchell was supposedly a frequent visitor to Epstein's NM ranch.
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (AwPyG)
__
The sexual prowess of Alan Greenspan wasn't enough for her?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (22mNy)
Yeah. The black electrical tape over the camera on my laptop was there on the first day I opened it.
I assume the mic is always on on my phone too. Supposedly you can
shut off those robotic assistance programs like Cortana and Alexa but
they always are listening anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:44 PM (KZzsI)
Tape on the gun muzzle, not so much.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (cJEnq)
oh that was interesting.
So the BDC is still standing firm in support of Lyin' Steve Scully.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (DJFLF)
It'll be interesting to see if the BDC is so hard core for Biden that they force Trump to cancel the debate himself. If they insist on someone having a kill switch on Trump's mike, he has to back out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)
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Because the entire plan is to distract from China, which can be put in place of any RUSSIA!!! conversation and be both true and accurate about probably the majority of the high-up Democrats and likely many Republicans.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left insists this is a pop smear at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (OeAlt)
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Toobin's super feminist wife said she was ok with him banging and backstabbing other women, so long as he let her wear her Handmaiden halloween outfit while she watches.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (Lzpvj)
BLOOMBERG:
President Donald Trump was unsure he would win re-election until
recently, he told his campaign staff on a conference call Monday.
"We're going to win," he said in a call the campaign invited
reporters to join. "I wouldn't have told you that maybe two or three
weeks ago."
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (za+mW)
Which means he believes he is beyond the margin of fraud, if the report is to be believed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (KnJdm)
The sexual prowess of Alan Greenspan wasn't enough for her?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (22mNy)
Nobody wants to bang a dinosaur.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
They control an immense portion of world resources and are quite wealthy, although that wealth is restricted to a pretty small portion of the population.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 19, 2020 03:40 PM (sy5kK)
It was in one of the other threads, but Gretchen WHitler admitted it. She said, in effect, "If you want to stop wearing masks, stop being locked down and be able to go to church, vote Biden."
And yet, in 2 years, the bitch will be overwhelmingly re-elected.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020 03:52 PM (ezIwa)
It's just silly. And it's concerning how repeated / believed these crazy Russian conspiracy theories are.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (ifmtJ)
You never want to go FULL-Weimar
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (za+mW)
Posted by: New Yorker at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM
Ummm, ah, let me be clear, ah, "pencil" doesn't just apply to his neck, you know.
Posted by: Jug Ears at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (KKitP)
He is a risk. No question.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (I3rl+)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (BRkq2)
President Donald Trump was unsure he would win re-election until
recently, he told his campaign staff on a conference call Monday.
"We're going to win," he said in a call the campaign invited
reporters to join. "I wouldn't have told you that maybe two or three
weeks ago."
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (za+mW)
Which means he believes he is beyond the margin of fraud, if the report is to be believed.
Posted by: flounder
________________
What's interesting is that in 2016, he was sure he was going to lose.
Must mean the internal numbers look better for him this time around?
Posted by: Blago at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (gkdnV)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (kA3Cp)
They represent a rather large drop off of support for the Democratic label.
But the Republican label is steady, maybe even increased (if you can believe the 1% difference).
That really isn't proof of Republicans abandoning Trump. Like...at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (NWM+b)
I love the way Trump refuses to give into this weird habit of giving these bureaucrats their titles like Dr. Fauci or Gov Cuomo when he speaks about them - they are Tony and Andrew when he speaks of them - good!
Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (w2LAm)
Cartoon character incels are only too happy to play their parts as cannon fodder. In Iran they'd be suicide bombers.
It's coming.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (4k/Uz)
remember, the Left has never shown any capability at power projection. They can tear up the places they control, like Seattle and Portland. Big deal, knock yourselves out. But when they don't control the city, they can't do shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (Kpl3J)
It'll be interesting to see if the BDC is so hard core for Biden that they force Trump to cancel the debate himself. If they insist on someone having a kill switch on Trump's mike, he has to back out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)
I think Trump should agree that both candidates mics will have kill switches on them.
But each candidate controls the others' microphone and when the kill switch is activated.
That would be pretty funny to watch.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (cnTJD)
I wanna see Adam Schiff's dick.
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell
Me, too.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (v16oJ)
Threadwinner
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Yep. Smart money's on the kill switch gambit.
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (liNZi)
Plus, having to listen to YMCA multiple times a day.
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (8k7U7)
My
dick has achieved sentience and has become self-aware. I need time to
mount a thorough campaign to overcome this debilitating condition.
to beat it into submission, as it were?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (/f5AZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (I3rl+)
Or youPron's new app, Lik Cok.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Toobin Says "Sorry, I Made A Huge Mistake. I Thought I Was On Tik Tok."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 19, 2020 03:54 PM (I3rl+
Aka "Dik Cok"
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (HrMC1)
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Yeah, Governor Roy Cooper, (D)umbass NC, moved us from Phase 2 to Phase 2.5 when deaths and cases dropped because it's a f*cking virus and a virus is going to run it's course regardless. You know. 2.5.
Same as phase 2 except with a point five after it.
Because Phase 3 meant back to normal before the election.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left insists this is a pop smear at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (OeAlt)
Posted by: WeBoned!
I'm wondering if the 2 helicopters and 3 Ospreys we saw Saturday prevening were doing a dress rehearsal for today's trip from PHX up to Prescott ...
Posted by: Adriane the Needs Her Ginko Boba Critic ... at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (LPnfS)
·
3h
A follow up to our previous tweet about Gallup's Party Affiliation findings:
Now it is R+1 (28R to 27D)
This time in 2016 it was D+5 (R27 to D32)
6-pt shift.
In 2012 it was D+4
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:57 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2020 03:57 PM (4vNgL)
The left has done a pretty good job of elevating science and scientists
above all else. If a guy with a clipboard and lab coat says something,
it is the absolute truth. And if you question it you hate science.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (22mNy)
They had no trouble at all silencing the docs of the White Coat Summit, nor do they have a problem censoring Dr. Scott Atlas, currently on Trump's pandemic team.
Posted by: kallisto at October 19, 2020 03:57 PM (DJFLF)
power projection. They can tear up the places they control, like
Seattle and Portland. Big deal, knock yourselves out. But when they
don't control the city, they can't do shit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:55 PM (Kpl3J)
Exactly. Let them burn their shitholes down. Let the locals take care to put down the insurrection, if they want.
That's none of my business.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 03:57 PM (KnJdm)
I'm currently reading the biography of Stephen Douglas. Democrats have been stigmatizing republicans since the start of the Republican Party. Same tactics, too, associating them with racists while being over the top racists themselves.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2020 03:57 PM (2lndx)
And it seemed to me there was a shift when Kyle killed a couple people in Wisconsin. The troops could see for themselves that this wasn't going to be as easy as they were told.
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:57 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: artemis
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (dfRN6)
Germany Finds Cure for Covid-19 --
OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOWS:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54599593
Coronavirus: Germany improves ventilation to chase away Covid
"The German government is investing Euro 500m (L452m; $488m) in improving ventilation systems in public buildings to help stop the spread of coronavirus.
...
Each upgrade is eligible for a maximum of Euro 100,000. Funding is also available for CO2 sensors which indicate when the air in a room is unhealthily stale. The grants will be allocated from Tuesday.
The government also wants schools lacking central air conditioning systems to at least get mobile air purifiers. But much will also depend on how easily rooms can be ventilated simply by opening the windows."
Not satire.
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
........
Shit.
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (arJlL)
Here's a fun fact: Andrea Mitchell was supposedly a frequent visitor to Epstein's NM ranch.
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 03:50 PM (AwPyG)
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Link?
Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (BDZWU)
It is a purposeful tool in interrogation psychology.
You humble them and force them a step back by no-selling their credentials.
Detective Jim Smyth did it to Russel Williams.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (Lzpvj)
I just want the audio released from the call. What was the reaction and how did Toobin learn of his fuckup?
i'm betting toobin learned of it when he stumbled on a copy that had been uploaded to pronhub.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 19, 2020 03:59 PM (C77mq)
And this is today's entry in useless trivia.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:59 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 03:59 PM (caqRt)
Posted by: Adriane the Needs Her Ginko Boba Critic ... at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (LPnfS)
Sure, that's what they brought in today.
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 03:59 PM (8k7U7)
It'll be interesting to see if the BDC is so hard core for Biden that
they force Trump to cancel the debate himself. If they insist on someone
having a kill switch on Trump's mike, he has to back out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)
He doesn't have to back out. The optics of a TV producer muting the President during a debate would only help him. It'd wake up a few more potential Biden voters as to what's in store.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 19, 2020 03:59 PM (CQ3Qb)
Not satire.
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (HEEq1)
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hahahaha
I can't wait to watch them tie themselves in knots because how are we going to keep the kids safe from all the school shooters out if we open the windows?
But we have to keep the kids safe from the virus! But school shooters!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left insists this is a pop smear at October 19, 2020 03:59 PM (OeAlt)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (HEEq1)
The fresh air thing has been known for a while now. The problem is that our society is so obsessed with being hypoallergenic and energy efficient that all of our buildings are sealed tight with central air circulation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (sTnpX)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (PBp5E)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (KAi1n)
Or maybe he's plotting something.
Because trump is blaming him for Covid deaths
But he's not saying anything about NJ's Phil Murphy who did the same thing with nursing homes.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (HrMC1)
Germany Finds Cure for Covid-19 --
........
Probably something to do with trains and camps.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
I'm not sure how this is better.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Jack Meoff at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (ZY0ny)
Is Barbara Eden considered a dinosaur....?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (4k/Uz)
She doesn't look like one, right?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: MJ at October 19, 2020 04:01 PM (gAMkn)
President Donald Trump was unsure he would win re-election until recently, he told his campaign staff on a conference call Monday.
"We're going to win," he said in a call the campaign invited reporters to join. "I wouldn't have told you that maybe two or three weeks ago."
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 03:51 PM (za+mW)
************
I call BULLSHIT!!!! PDT knew all along he was going to win
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 04:01 PM (EYq34)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
--
Thanks.
Back in a few.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 19, 2020 04:01 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 19, 2020 04:01 PM (4NtsG)
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 04:01 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (BRkq2)
Here ya go! https://tinyurl.com/y6rgmjfv
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 04:01 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: MJ at October 19, 2020 04:01 PM (gAMkn)
************
BEAU !!!!!!!!!! my BEAU
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (EYq34)
Posted by: MJ at October 19, 2020 04:01 PM (gAMkn)
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Naptime.
Which means he's going to take everyone back to kindergarten.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (NWM+b)
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (Lzpvj)
Or maybe he's plotting something.
Because trump is blaming him for Covid deaths
But he's not saying anything about NJ's Phil Murphy who did the same thing with nursing homes.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (HrMC1)
I thought there were rumors of Cuomo being part of Biden's cabinet in some capacity.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
This really took off with Hoover being blamed for The Great Depression and then not doing anything about it.
lies of course, but it took off
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (HrMC1)
I thought there were rumors of Cuomo being part of Biden's cabinet in some capacity.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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As his AG.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (NWM+b)
And this is today's entry in useless trivia.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2020 03:59 PM (xfb67)
__
Yep. There's a point on the map where China, Russia and NK all converge.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2020 03:57 PM (2lndx)
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And somehow Atlanta hasn't had a Republican mayor for 150 years, and Georgia only elected a Republican governor after the year 2000.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left insists this is a pop smear at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (OeAlt)
What exactly is Biden's closing message?
Posted by: MJ at October 19, 2020 04:01 PM (gAMkn)
"Listen, fat. I am the only one who can beat Joe Biden. And if you don't believe that, then vote for the other guy."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 04:03 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: The cute chick on the New Yorker Zoom call at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (EGyGV)
That line comes from a Spider Robinson book which tells the story from the perspective of a friend of his who pulled out his wang at a party, put it on this beautiful girl's shoulder, and said "What do you think that is". To which she replied "It looks like a penis, but it's too small to be one." I heard the story before the book was published, because the beautiful girl in the story was an employee of mine, and told all of us the story the Monday after the party.
Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2020 04:03 PM (S8lX2)
Posted by: Avi at October 19, 2020 04:03 PM (T4qa/)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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AG
Pause for a moment to appreciate that. He'd make Holder look like a lazy affirmative action hire.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left insists this is a pop smear at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (OeAlt)
648
I thought there were rumors of Cuomo being part of Biden's cabinet in some capacity.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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As his AG.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (NWM+b)
And this should frighten everyone here. Like your guns? He does too - when they are taken away from you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (N39Ws)
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they did an atypical fly-over the crowd at his request.
Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: The cute chick on the New Yorker Zoom call at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (EGyGV)
Alleged penis.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (KnJdm)
Congress Just Released The Hunter Biden Report - It Accuses The Biden Family Of Trying To Enrich Themselves - Kag Daily News
https://tinyurl.com/yybuydhv
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (cF8AT)
In the seventies, in Manitoba, there was a localized COVID-like scare centered around the risk of kids accidentally looking directly at the sun during a total eclipse. It went from "don't do that" to "the only way to safely watch the eclipse is by television" to "lock all kids in their school rooms with the windows covered during the eclipse."
What if there happens to be a fire during the eclipse?
When the alarm sounds the classes will remain in their locations or rooms and await further instructions.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (2lndx)
If there's not a constitutional right to display your wang during Zoom meetings, why did the Founders even bother?
pretty sure i know on which side of the issue ben franklin would fall.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (sGtp+)
The Daily Mail had a story about the ranch a while ago--6 months or more, with photos of the giant shower room, as well as other rooms in the estate.
And the info about how they got a permit to dig a well every year. Apparently one of the caretakers was willing to talk (another story squashed by the FBI)
And a list of people who were frequent visitors, including Andrea Mitchell, which seemed surprising to me since she's old, old, old.
If you search the Daily Mail archives I bet you can find it.
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 04:05 PM (za+mW)
Pause for a moment to appreciate that. He'd make Holder look like a lazy affirmative action hire.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left insists this is a pop smear at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (OeAlt)
Holder doesn't need any help.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 04:05 PM (KnJdm)
Boy, Trump seems to really hate Barr.
heh
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Trump OUGHT to hate Barr. He trusted that snake and look what happened.
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 04:05 PM (XxJt1)
Mom of 3 boys- ' Sure all my sons had dicks that size. When they were 10.'
Posted by: Eromero at October 19, 2020 04:05 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: The cute chick on the New Yorker Zoom call at October 19, 2020 03:16 PM (EGyGV)
That line comes from a Spider Robinson book which tells the story from the perspective of a friend of his who pulled out his wang at a party, put it on this beautiful girl's shoulder, and said "What do you think that is". To which she replied "It looks like a penis, but it's too small to be one." I heard the story before the book was published, because the beautiful girl in the story was an employee of mine, and told all of us the story the Monday after the party.
Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2020 04:03 PM (S8lX2)
Same joke appears in 'The Adventures of Ford Fairlane'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 04:05 PM (ifmtJ)
-----
they did an atypical fly-over the crowd at his request.
Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (WQZ1O)
Video from the plane's window:
https://tinyurl.com/yysmhv7u
Posted by: Tami at October 19, 2020 04:05 PM (cF8AT)
Breaking:
Germany Finds Cure for Covid-19 --
........
Probably something to do with trains and camps.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
Ve just haf to go into Poland to get it.
Germany
Posted by: Archer at October 19, 2020 04:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 04:05 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
What guns?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 04:06 PM (b2Qci)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (WQZ1O)
Nice, lucky crowd.
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 19, 2020 04:06 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Yep. Smart money's on the kill switch gambit.
Five seconds after that happens, the Secret Service marches the "moderator" offstage, the kill switch is pulled out and Trump says to Biden. "Now let's talk." and goads Biden into a stroke.
Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 19, 2020 04:06 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2020 04:06 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 04:07 PM (za+mW)
Tried.
But Hunter smoked, snorted, or paid hookers to pack it all up his ass.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 19, 2020 04:07 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Iblis at October 19, 2020 04:07 PM (9221z)
I'm not sure how this is better.
Posted by: squid_hunt at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (Ectld)
Right? I'da said, "I thought there was a spider on it!!"
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 19, 2020 04:07 PM (cJEnq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 04:07 PM (sfhL4)
What a showman!
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:07 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
I believe the official position is SS Grupenfuhrer.
Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2020 04:07 PM (S8lX2)
Because being a human being is hard work, and requires by its very nature moral fortitude.
Democrats are giving license to being little more than risen chimps.
Chimps live a simpler life.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 04:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
What guns?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 04:06 PM (b2Qci)
*covers webcam*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 04:08 PM (ifmtJ)
It'll be interesting to see if the BDC is so hard core for Biden that
they force Trump to cancel the debate himself. If they insist on someone
having a kill switch on Trump's mike, he has to back out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (Kpl3J)
He doesn't have to back out. The optics of a TV producer muting the President during a debate would only help him. It'd wake up a few more potential Biden voters as to what's in store.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 19, 2020 03:59 PM (CQ3Qb)
Bro, have you not paying attention as to what has been happening each day the last few weeks especially with Biden. This comes off as pure COPE and HOPE on your part. Biden is done.
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 04:09 PM (N8FYY)
Posted by: The Dispatch at October 19, 2020 04:09 PM (lfet/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2020 04:09 PM (CCON5)
The Daily Mail had a story about the ranch a while ago--6 months or more, with photos of the giant shower room, as well as other rooms in the estate.
And the info about how they got a permit to dig a well every year. Apparently one of the caretakers was willing to talk (another story squashed by the FBI)
And a list of people who were frequent visitors, including Andrea Mitchell, which seemed surprising to me since she's old, old, old.
If you search the Daily Mail archives I bet you can find it.
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 04:04 PM (AwPyG)
===
I do remember that article. I remember it focused mostly on the Clintons visiting so it's possible I missed Andrea Mitchell's name.
Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 04:09 PM (BDZWU)
What a shitty way to beg for donations, between this and "hogmartin, this is Fleeb Bloggleblortz from a race you've never heard of, I need eighty brazillion dollars IN THE NEXT TWELVE MINUTES EXACTLY or else Chork Flibbleblobbit will rule all of Toad Holler in the name of the Democrats! I know I can count on you!"
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 04:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Amazon at October 19, 2020 04:09 PM (cCxiu)
Huge groups of people in many countries but their governments can ignore them, because there's not a lot they can do, if push came to shove.
The 2nd Amendment exists to make the government wary of pissing off too many of its citizens
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 04:10 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Attorney General
( God help us )
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:10 PM (HrMC1)
Germany Finds Cure for Covid-19 --
........
Probably something to do with trains and camps.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
Ve just haf to go into Poland to get it.
Germany
Posted by: Archer
Not this time, one nut. Not this time.
Posted by: Poland at October 19, 2020 04:10 PM (b2Qci)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 04:10 PM (yQpMk)
[]Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
·
3h
BREAKING: A 2017 legal contract found on Hunter Biden's laptop reveals a former Chinese official agreed to pay Biden a $1 million retainer just to offer advice on retaining other law firms in U.S. The Chinese official was convicted the next year of paying bribes in unrelated deal
lol, he had contracts on his laptop
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 04:10 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Lord Percy &*&* at October 19, 2020 04:10 PM (K5YXy)
Posted by: SMOD
Antifa does not have the patience to staff concentration camps. They'll skip that step and just proceed directly to "kneel on the edge of the pit."
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 04:10 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2020 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Adriane the Needs Her Ginko Boba Critic ... at October 19, 2020 04:11 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 04:11 PM (za+mW)
I thought there were rumors of Cuomo being part of Biden's cabinet in some capacity.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at October 19, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
I believe the official position is SS Grupenfuhrer.
pretty sure you misspelled "gropenfuehrer".
Posted by: Anachronda at October 19, 2020 04:11 PM (sGtp+)
Who knows how often this happens after their in studio interviews, though luckily at CNN they have Oliver there to given a good tug, as that's all he ever seems to do on Twitter.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 19, 2020 04:11 PM (Vo8YG)
Posted by: Augustine at October 19, 2020 04:11 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 04:12 PM (b2Qci)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 04:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: jeff at October 19, 2020 04:12 PM (hYRx9)
Which brings up an interesting point, as bad as the National Socialists were they never had a single guy kill 700 smiling like Ivan did.
Part of why Dachau and Treblinka mean what they do is the average Wehrmacht member could not execute more than 2 people without psychological damage.
International Communists do not seem to suffer from that problem.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 04:13 PM (Lzpvj)
They're a nothing burger on the world scene.
They control an immense portion of world resources and are quite wealthy, although that wealth is restricted to a pretty small portion of the population.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
Yes, they control a large amount of the world's resources, but they do a fairly shitty job of exploiting them. To be fair, that's partly because a lot of those resources are in some of the most remote, and inhospitable areas of the planet.
Plus, they don't produce any finished goods that are worth a shit. The closest they come is their space tech, which is extremely robust. They build it that way because their QC is so bad that it HAS to be robust, to compensate. Then again, the latest maintenance problem in the ISS is one of the Russian modules had it's oxygen system implode last week, while the other nation's modules seem to be working fine.
They're a really really big third world country that has a semi-competent first world puppet show to distract from the fact that they're largely still living in the 1950s.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 04:13 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 04:13 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Gaelic Girl
It's almost as if DC is the nation's center of corruption and incompetence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2020 04:13 PM (rysH+)
Posted by: SMOD
Antifa does not have the patience to staff concentration camps. They'll skip that step and just proceed directly to "kneel on the edge of the pit."
Posted by: zombie
Antifa doesn't have the firepower.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 04:13 PM (b2Qci)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 03:58 PM (sfhL4)
_________
Yeah, it's not The Valley (where they've had something like 150 days this year over at 100 degrees), but it's been unseasonably warm in Northern AZ and Prescott has an elevation of about one mile high -- current temperature is 78.
Posted by: ShainS at October 19, 2020 04:13 PM (caqRt)
https://bit.ly/2ILHoE5
The kicker:
Stranger than Fiction
at_DekruifMichael
1h
6/8 But this got me to thinking. How bad WAS H1N1 for Japan? If they all love masks, and if masks work, then they should have a light load of H1N1.
According to Japanese gov, 20% of their population got infected by H1N1
https://bit.ly/3kebbTK
7/8 We all know the HIT formula, 1-(1-R0). In theory we should have a good idea on R0 for H1N1 at this point. A quick google led me here, which has R0 of 1.2 - 1.3
https://bedford.io/blog/h1n1-pandemic/
8/8 You should expect the H1N1 to infect ~17% - 23% of the population, based on that R0
Exactly where mask loving Japan ended up.
Yet more proof, circumstantial as it may be, that masks don't stem the shedding of a virus
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 19, 2020 04:13 PM (Do5/p)
lol, he had contracts on his laptop
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 04:10 PM (sfhL4)
smh
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 04:13 PM (5FCda)
Jake Sherman tweeted the Post story, his account got suspended, and then he goes on twitter to apologize and to explain he only tweeted it to a the campaign for comment without reading or researching it.
The comments are filled with lefties attacking him and full of snark about what an incompetent reporter he is for **asking a question**.
priceless.
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1316781581785337857
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (4vNgL)
He doesn't have to back out. The optics of a TV producer muting the
President during a debate would only help him. It'd wake up a few more
potential Biden voters as to what's in store.
Knowing Trump, he'll whip out pre made signs with the rest of his answer, once they cut his mic. Which reminds me, we're out of popcorn at Rancho Dude, gotta run.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (cCxiu)
Just in time for Christmas....the Jeffery Toobin Action figure with pop
up penis. Give your kids plenty of hands on action and hours of
entertainment. Lubricant and baby wipes sold separately.
Well, we know it has the kung fu grip.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (sGotD)
More importantly it seriously threatens the Dem plans for when they take over congress. They might lose the house at this rate
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)
Just in time for Christmas....the Jeffery Toobin Action figure with pop
up penis. Give your kids plenty of hands on action and hours of
entertainment. Lubricant and baby wipes sold separately.
Posted by: Amazon at October 19, 2020 04:09 PM (cCxiu)
*pulls string*
"It puts the lube upon its skin, and then it gets the Toobin again."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Lemony Sniffit at October 19, 2020 04:15 PM (uhPTO)
Pixy and the Hamsters are earning their money today!
Posted by: tbodie at October 19, 2020 04:15 PM (UWStq)
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 19, 2020 04:15 PM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2020 04:15 PM (VpIIl)
heh
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 03:56 PM (ZLI7S)
It would have been nice had he come to the realization that Barr was a bought-and-paid-for Deep State stooge when the rest of us here did.
Might have saved a lot of frustration.
I want that fat fuck's head on a pike.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 19, 2020 04:15 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 04:15 PM (OjZpE)
In fairness, this is right in the Horde's teenage wheelhouse.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 04:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lord Percy &*&* at October 19, 2020 04:10 PM (K5YXy)
.......
Take your Viagra now.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2020 04:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 04:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 19, 2020 04:16 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: SMOD
Antifa does not have the patience to staff concentration camps. They'll skip that step and just proceed directly to "kneel on the edge of the pit."
Posted by: zombie
Antifa doesn't have the firepower.
**
Or the people.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2020 04:16 PM (PBp5E)
More importantly it seriously threatens the Dem plans for when they take over congress. They might lose the house at this rate
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)
==========
They're going to lose the House.
They're going to, at best, break even in the Senate and keep it where it is.
They're going to lose the White House.
They'll have already lost SCOTUS (with Breyer potentially retiring to make it even worse).
The left is going to be apoplectic, and the only targets they'll be able to actually hit will be their fellow travelers on the left. The civil war on the left is going to break them.
I can't wait until Bill Kristol tries to take command of some faction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 04:16 PM (/BTQ5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 04:17 PM (yQpMk)
"It puts the lube upon its skin, and then it gets the Toobin again."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (KnJdm)
======
*Pulls string again*
"SHWIIING!!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 19, 2020 04:17 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:17 PM (HrMC1)
And that's if the Big Guy doesn't get a cut from the other partners, too.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 19, 2020 04:17 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2020 04:17 PM (CCON5)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:17 PM (HrMC1)
Isn't it up to +18?
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (a0IVu)
Was used in the funny but awful film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) as well
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: jeff at October 19, 2020 04:12 PM (hYRx9)
it's heartbreaking
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (sfhL4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (Gd3Hn)
Toobin's penis ultimately.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
That's what the next couple will be about.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (b2Qci)
Oct. 15th
https://mobile.twitter.com/ChanelRion/ status/1316737387943395328
Just saw for myself a behind the scenes look at the #HunterBiden hard drive:
Drugs, underage obsessions, power deals...
Druggie Hunter makes Anthony Weiner's down under selfie addiction look normal.
#BidenCrimeFamily has a lot of apologizing to do.
So does Big Tech.
@OANN
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (N8FYY)
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (+y8uL)
They don't call me Toobie for nothin' !
Posted by: Toobie Toobin at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (rXie1)
Shouldn't Trump be using that in a campaign add?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Bert G at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (00M+L)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 04:16 PM (/BTQ5)
__
You don't really believe this do you?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (22mNy)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (OjZpE)
Toobin's penis ultimately.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
That's what the next couple will be about.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (b2Qci)
they'll be very short calls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)
According to Allahpundit, Trump has "given up" on NC.
Posted by: pep at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (Gd3Hn)
I picture the fake blind guy taking over the marching band in Animal House, but with less deliberation.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (2lndx)
"So what was Toobin's zoom call about?"
About 3".
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (+y8uL)
It was cut short.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (KnJdm)
You could see the dems get subdued, and I think that was when they realized they were going to lose the House.
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (AwPyG)
Well, wankin' it constantly during the China plague, you get to where you get a boner every time you see a computer monitor. So, yeah, I guess.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (Gd3Hn)
Longer, thicker, harder
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)
I just think the sheer volume of Deep State malfeasance overwhelmed him.
I don't think he's trying to protect anyone. He probably doesn't think we can handle all this stuff coming out.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (HrMC1)
Posted by: Journalist Pro Tip at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: SMOD
Antifa does not have the patience to staff concentration camps. They'll skip that step and just proceed directly to "kneel on the edge of the pit."
Posted by: zombie
Antifa doesn't have the firepower.
**
Or the people.
Posted by: Azathoth
One uses the term "people" very loosely when it comes to describing Antifa.
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 04:16 PM (/BTQ5)
__
You don't really believe this do you?
Posted by: Asshoes at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (22mNy)
==========
I do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (/BTQ5)
They're going to, at best, break even in the Senate and keep it where it is.
They're going to lose the White House.
I'm not that confident. But... the arc of where things are going right now, yeah that could happen.
And it will crap in every leftist's bong because they are not just talking like they'll win, but plotting what they will do WHEN they win. Like Kos' "here's what we should do when we win" posts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (yQpMk)
according to Allahpundit HiLLARY! is running for reeclection.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Secretary of Pierced Nipples
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: jeff at October 19, 2020 04:12 PM (hYRx9)
Not sure that is the takeaway.
He said the cancer had progressed - in his sports analogy, he said before he had rounded second and was headed toward third, today he said well he had to turn back to second.
But he also said he did not expect to be alive today, much less alive and working.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (ZfRYq)
About 3".
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (+y8uL)
LOL
Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (5FCda)
Posted by: artemis at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (AwPyG)
About 3".
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (+y8uL)
It was cut short.
Posted by: flounder
He tried to stretch it longer.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (b2Qci)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (Gd3Hn)
Dicks are popular
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (HrMC1)
759 wow. this dick thread is more popular than the last dick thread.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (Gd3Hn)
Longer, thicker, harder
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)
and deep too.
Posted by: just the punchline at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (Gd3Hn)
Posted by: zombie at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (HEEq1)
Semiautonomous meat robots.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (t+qrx)
He was using the camera, and was on his own monitor.
meaning --- he jerks off to his own image!
(A trick he learned from Tapper, apparenty)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2020 04:14 PM (4vNgL)
*********
Soo he took 3 laptops to a Computer shop in Delaware & Muh Russia ! UMMMMMM NOT
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (EYq34)
They're going to, at best, break even in the Senate and keep it where it is.
They're going to lose the White House.
I'm not that confident. But... the arc of where things are going right now, yeah that could happen.
And it will crap in every leftist's bong because they are not just talking like they'll win, but plotting what they will do WHEN they win. Like Kos' "here's what we should do when we win" posts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (KZzsI)
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"But the polls!"
Their gods of the press will have failed them again.
Things aren't pretty when people realize that their gods aren't real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, levelling Metropolis to save it at October 19, 2020 04:21 PM (/BTQ5)
759 wow. this dick thread is more popular than the last dick thread.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (Gd3Hn)
Longer, thicker, harder
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)
With a creamy center.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 04:22 PM (KnJdm)
Antifa has killed more Trump supporters than the other way around.
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2020 04:22 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Counter-Revolutionary She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2020 04:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: IC at October 19, 2020 04:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 04:22 PM (+y8uL)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2020 04:22 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: DEBUNKED at October 19, 2020 04:23 PM (N8FYY)
Surprise would be pleasant though.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at October 19, 2020 04:23 PM (4k/Uz)
Which brings up an interesting point, as bad as the National Socialists were they never had a single guy kill 700 smiling like Ivan did.
Part of why Dachau and Treblinka mean what they do is the average Wehrmacht member could not execute more than 2 people without psychological damage.
International Communists do not seem to suffer from that problem.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 04:13 PM (Lzpvj)
As I recall, a big part of the Wannsee Conference was that the Nazis recognized that having their troops execute so many people directly was corrosive to morale, even if the victims were untermenschen. The gas trucks and eventually the showers run by Ukrainian guards and Jewish kapos were partly a matter of efficient mass murder, but it was also about trying to keep morale high, and without creating a whole cadre of murderous psychopaths who would eventually turn to the German people as a means of satiating their bloodlust.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 19, 2020 04:23 PM (EGyGV)
I understand precisely the morals and legal risks involved in playing "cowboys and communists", I do not advocate unless you know your DA is not a $oro$ bot to start the dance.
Just be sure to finish it.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 04:23 PM (Lzpvj)
I think people have too much time on their hands-or something else-if they decide to make a Twitter account calling themself Jeffrey Toobin's penis. So, Twitter won't report on Biden's crookedness but allows for talking penis
silliness.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2020 04:23 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2020 04:20 PM (HrMC1)
That's NOT his call.
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2020 04:24 PM (XxJt1)
About 3".
Posted by: f'd at October 19, 2020 04:18 PM (+y8uL)
It was cut short.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM
His colleagues think little of him.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2020 04:24 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2020 04:24 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Maximus at October 19, 2020 04:24 PM (T3hOB)
Just in time for Christmas....the Jeffery Toobin Action figure with pop
up penis. Give your kids plenty of hands on action and hours of
entertainment. Lubricant and baby wipes sold separately.
Complete with kung fu grip!
Posted by: dartist at October 19, 2020 04:24 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2020 04:25 PM (1tX4i)
Posted by:Quilters Irish Death
that right there is funneh!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 19, 2020 04:17 PM (CCON5)
It's especially funneh since I watched Bone Tomahawk last night.
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 19, 2020 04:25 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 19, 2020 04:26 PM (sfhL4)
Yeah I don't think we'll have El Rushbo around a lot longer, but we've had him with us for over 30 years. Its been a hell of a ride.
I'm expecting the next few years to be pretty awful in terms of my family. My mom's generation is all very old, and neither her or her remaining 2 sisters are in good health. My aunt Sue-Ellen has lung cancer, and not the kind you get better from.
I've been prepping myself for years for this to come but there's only so much you can do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
I've heard embarrassing nose-picking stories, but the lunch time jerk has to be more common than we'd like to think.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at October 19, 2020 04:27 PM (DBPIP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Mostly Peaceful, Free WA, Buy Ammo at October 19, 2020 04:19 PM (ifmtJ)
If you're English - spotted.
Posted by: Boswell at October 19, 2020 04:27 PM (w2LAm)
I guess the humiliation is part of the kink.
Posted by: Tacky Kadashia at October 19, 2020 04:27 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 19, 2020 04:28 PM (00M+L)
For example, a drunk down the block was holding stolen guns for the dealers and he went and sold them. Well, he got beaten half to death and now can't go outside without getting beaten again. Drugs make you do strange things.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 19, 2020 04:29 PM (4vNgL)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 19, 2020 04:30 PM (ZLI7S)
The actual incident occurred about 1973 at a party in D.C. if I recall correctly. Trust me, the young lady in question was smoking hot. She had all of us broken up laughing when she told us the story. As I remember, she just coolly glanced at her shoulder and uttered the spontaneous punch line.
Posted by: An Observation at October 19, 2020 04:30 PM (S8lX2)
Posted by: SMOD at October 19, 2020 04:30 PM (za+mW)
OT. Watching Wagon Train and Leonard Nimoy is an Indian!
Oh, puh-leez. Saw "White Comanche" last week and William Shatner played an Indian and his identical twin brother cowboy! Take that Leonard!
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at October 19, 2020 04:41 PM (Ggb9q)
Posted by: Mostly Peaceful at October 19, 2020 04:42 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 19, 2020 04:43 PM (NVDjf)
When I am not working, the work laptop goes into an unused room.
Posted by: ... at October 19, 2020
So not the fap-room then. An unused room. Got it.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 19, 2020 04:43 PM (LBiyC)
Your headline contains Fake News!
Need to change it to the "New Yorker"...as you do in the text of your post.
Posted by: Peroxynitrite at October 19, 2020 04:46 PM (r7Cjf)
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Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at October 19, 2020 05:14 PM (+YZe8)
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