Quarantine Cafe: An Important and Powerful New Film From Netflix Edition

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At the Bee:

U.S.--Netflix is embroiled in controversy yet again with its new documentary Puppy Murder, a show where the director kills puppies to teach you that murdering puppies is bad.


The movie is just two hours of puppies being brutally murdered onscreen, sending a powerful message to the viewer about just how bad puppy murder is. From getting shot and stabbed to being run over with a steamroller and the inspiring climactic scene where a puppy is dropped into a volcano, the movie unequivocally and powerfully shows the brutal reality of puppy murder.

"I thought about just making a documentary where I didn't actually murder puppies to make the point, but it just wasn't powerful enough," said director Amelie Le'Charpentier (who is, by the way, a woman of color and an immigrant, so think about that before you criticize her).

Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM




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1 I figured Puppy Murder would be a "documentary" by leftists about how all of us deplorables spend our free time.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 16, 2020 08:01 PM (+3rQF)

2 "...and the inspiring climactic scene where a puppy is dropped into a volcano..."

Someone's been reading AoSHQ.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2020 08:02 PM (oF0uK)

3 Corgis called. Wait, what are they in for?

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:03 PM (dOV9E)

4 Oh wow, my first first!

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 16, 2020 08:03 PM (+3rQF)

5 I. Just. Can't. Even.

Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at October 16, 2020 08:03 PM (UUBmN)

6 Read this post or we'll kill this dog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 08:04 PM (0vyCl)

7 Better than bat-mania...

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)

8 3 SSSSSHHHHH!!! Protect the corgis at all costs!!!

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2020 08:04 PM (+X9Vs)

9 I don't remember any futurists saying that in 2020, the funniest satire would be Catholic.

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:04 PM (dOV9E)

10 Oh wow, my first first!
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
----
You picked the perfect thread too!//

Posted by: lin-duh en nui! at October 16, 2020 08:04 PM (UUBmN)

11 But it won awards.

Posted by: Golfman at October 16, 2020 08:04 PM (hOMhY)

12 Needs said again.

Babylon Bee is a National Treasure.


Basically National Lampoon without the disgusting liberals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 08:04 PM (3aLWR)

13 This won't be parody by next year.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 16, 2020 08:05 PM (XpDOS)

14 Fluffy was a bit of a tramp, to be honest. Daisy simply could not reign her in. Fluffy was kind of asking for it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2020 08:05 PM (oF0uK)

15 Uh, what do they do with the dogs when they are done?

Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at October 16, 2020 08:05 PM (9iCGt)

16 The worst part is that that puppy is under 18.

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:05 PM (dOV9E)

17 If the puppies are 8 months old, they should be able to make that decision for themselves.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 08:05 PM (2N7oZ)

18 Don't forgot though. Rudy is handling this perfectly.

Dump it all at once and you get one news cycle.

Slow roll it and it never ends. Follow up with a big finale.


Our side has learned to fight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (3aLWR)

19 >>> Someone's been reading AoSHQ.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2020 08:02 PM (oF0uK)

AOS is the greatest influential blog that everyone reads and no one mentions. I hope the biggies in conservative news and politics slip Ace a few Benjamins here and there, for inspiring their content and being a fierce warrior.

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (Rbfr/)

20 Oh goodie!! A comedy!

Posted by: Cats at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (Xwyl/)

21 The Bee is the most important institution of 2020. They have played a huge role in calming me and getting me to laugh when Id rather just murder a liberal and wash my hands of it.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (LIhNq)

22 The best part about the Babylon Bee is that Snopes is repeatedly fact-checking them.

Posted by: motionview at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (pYQR/)

23 Any more dirt on Biden drop yet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (ghkbL)

24 Ok. That's enough. People need a'killin for this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)

25 We all know LGBTQ puppies are impacted disproportionately by puppy murder.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (XpDOS)

26 Aw. Is that a corgi pup? Adorable.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (OQcPl)

27 13 - sadly it really isn't. There is apparently a market for this in Asia. It's disgusting and wretched and lots of other things I have sworn off saying because I am trying speak only "edifying things."


A stupid time to give up cussing.

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (+X9Vs)

28 Oh wow, my first first!
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

Congrats !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 08:07 PM (arJlL)

29 22 The best part about the Babylon Bee is that Snopes is repeatedly fact-checking them.
Posted by: motionview at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (pYQR

Ain't it though.


Screams of 'we're relevant too!!!'


Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 08:07 PM (3aLWR)

30 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 08:07 PM (arJlL)

31 Nobody can say that puppy didn't ask for this.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2020 08:07 PM (sOgoo)

32 Oh man, I cancelled Netflix because of a movie about cuties and now I will miss this one.

Posted by: bour3 at October 16, 2020 08:07 PM (KXQr+)

33
Netflix is embroiled in controversy yet again with its new documentary Puppy Murder, a show where the director kills puppies to teach you that murdering puppies is bad.


Yeah, don't even think about it ...

-- Face-Sized Spiders

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:07 PM (pNxlR)

34 I'll have mine Chicago style.

Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at October 16, 2020 08:08 PM (9iCGt)

35 >>> Rudy is handling this perfectly.

I hope so, but I watched his recent interview with Kim Klacik. Rudy is all about Rudy; he kept turning the interview to talk about Rudy.

We are just lucky rolling this bombshell out in the best way to get maximum coverage benefits Rudy the most.

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 08:08 PM (Rbfr/)

36 >>Oh wow, my first first!
Posted by: Pennsyltucky


I hate to break this to you, but Sponge is technically First.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2020 08:08 PM (sOgoo)

37 Puppies cause global warming.

It's been scienced by other science. And layers of fact checkers at The Bulwark.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 08:08 PM (3aLWR)

38 1 I figured Puppy Murder would be a "documentary" by leftists about how all of us deplorables spend our free time.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 16, 2020 08:01 PM (+3rQF)

Authentic first. You did not try for first, but were just commenting. Kudos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)

39 That looks like a Ruger 9E about to murder that puppy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 08:09 PM (sWM8x)

40 A stupid time to give up cussing.
Posted by: Moki

I'm trying !

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 08:09 PM (arJlL)

41 Are you shitting me man? I thought Cuties was about those little oranges. Man, regrets, I gots 'em (as we used to say when I attended a historically black college).

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 08:09 PM (pYQR/)

42 in fairness they should have used something more sympathetic than a corgi, maybe a spider or hagfish

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 16, 2020 08:09 PM (4Jold)

43 When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
Age of Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius
AquariusLet the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in
Let the sunshine, let the sunshine in, the sunshine in

Oh, let it shine, c'mon
Now everybody just sing along
Let the sun shine in
Open up your heart and let it shine on in
When you are lonely, let it shine on
Got to open up your heart and let it shine on in
And when you feel like you've been mistreated
And your friends turn away
Just open your heart, and shine it on in

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:09 PM (wHCvQ)

44 There was a time whenI could show thought-provoking posts on this site to all my conservative friends, but now every story is about slatterns, tits on slatterns, or killing dogs.

Posted by: Concerned Midwestern Conservative at October 16, 2020 08:09 PM (0vyCl)

45 I think we all fail to understand that puppies are death wishing beings too, and that murdering puppies is a love you are born with, not a choice.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (9tbIx)

46 It's a corrrrrgi

Posted by: Carl at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (Uejts)

47 The Bee is now what the Onion used to be.
Good stuff.
Maybe nothing will compare to the headline about congress wanting a removable dome or threatening to move, but they're way funnier on average.

Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (z79tQ)

48 39 That looks like a Ruger 9E about to murder that puppy.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 08:09 PM (sWM8x)


The Horde in a nutshell.


Oh, wonder what gun that is.

Wonder if it's owner is a hottie with big headlights.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (3aLWR)

49 Went to the store that sells stuff that replenishes my canoe stock. Mentioned in passing The Babylon Bee. Staff overheard and said, "I love that site."

Conservatism is around; it just doesn't burn buildings and steal things to let you know about them.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (oF0uK)

50 23 Any more dirt on Biden drop yet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (ghkbL)


The text of Hunter whining to his daughter about how he doesn't get any respect even though he has been supporting the whole Family for 30 years and has to kick 50% of the take to "Pop" seems important.

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (dOV9E)

51 I've become so inured to the depravity of the left that I took this at face value for a minute there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)

52 You all can fuck each other in whatever holes you like or shove whatever the current drug dejour is up your nose- but you start killing puppies and I swear to you we will paint this country red from the Atlantic to the Pacific in your blood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (cI3Q7)

53 I just caught myself watching the new Hulu series Helstrom, which is about demonic possession, and a Youtube reaction video to the Exorcist. Simultaneously. Halloween is fun.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (Wm5SB)

54 So this is what we've been waiting for?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (2C38g)

55 Just imagine the puppy is a journalist and it's a lot funnier.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 08:11 PM (0vyCl)

56 6 Read this post or we'll kill this dog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 08:04 PM (0vyCl)

Possibly the best National Lampoon cover ever.

The eyes of the dog really sold it.

https://tinyurl.com/y3udmcl3

And the cover was copied and different phrases replaced it.

"If you don't buy this copier, we'll kill this dog"

"If you don't go out on a date with me, I'll kill this dog"

and on and on.

Truly an American classic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

57 You all can fuck each other in whatever holes you like or shove whatever the current drug dejour is up your nose- but you start killing puppies and I swear to you we will paint this country red from the Atlantic to the Pacific in your blood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (cI3Q7)


John Wick 5 ?

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)

58
There was a time whenI could show thought-provoking posts on this site to all my conservative friends, but now every story is about slatterns, tits on slatterns, or killing dogs.
Posted by: Concerned Midwestern Conservative at October 16, 2020 08:09 PM (0vyCl)


Gosh! That's not ALL we talk about, is it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:11 PM (pNxlR)

59 Very clever how Trump is handling Biden. He is saying that he doesn't think Biden is a socialist, but that Biden isn't in control and unable to stop the leftists.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 16, 2020 08:11 PM (5p7BC)

60 I watched "Hunt for the Wilderpeople" with my boyfriend and his sons, because it is a hilarious and touching, albeit quirky, kid/adult buddy film. I TOTALLY forgot a dog dies in it!! Ironically I think my boyfriend was more ticked off than the boys.

Note in the girlfriend handbook: no films with puppy murder.

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 08:11 PM (Rbfr/)

61 Is it keto???

Posted by: barack hussein 'i can use it now' obama at October 16, 2020 08:12 PM (an7Mv)

62 A stupid time to give up cussing.

But have you quit sniffing glue?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 08:12 PM (2JVJo)

63 Trump is doing well in Macon.

A Yankee welcomed in Macon.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:12 PM (wHCvQ)

64 >>Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 08:10 PM (cI3Q7)


That thing looks all fuzzy and adorable now, but feed it after Midnight and see what happens.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2020 08:12 PM (sOgoo)

65 Our side has learned to fight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (3aLWR)


Au contraire, President Trump has managed to assemble a team that is willing to fight the Democrat Socialists in spite of the opposition for the severely conservative Establishment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:12 PM (2C38g)

66 Au contraire, President Trump has managed to assemble a team that is willing to fight the Democrat Socialists in spite of the opposition for the severely conservative Establishment!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:12 PM (2C38g


Trump showed them how. People started picking up weapons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 08:13 PM (3aLWR)

67 A stupid time to give up cussing.



guess if you had to choose between that and surprise anal

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 16, 2020 08:13 PM (4Jold)

68 Puppy be asking for it walking down the street flashing that collar in everbody face.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2020 08:13 PM (XhWtx)

69 run over with a steamroller, lol, that cracks me up for some reason. Like a roadrunner cartoon.

Posted by: Jeff C at October 16, 2020 08:13 PM (HniyI)

70 >>> Mentioned in passing The Babylon Bee. Staff overheard and said, "I love that site." Conservatism is around; it just doesn't burn buildings and steal things

Oooh, the new Jesus fish in the sand of political conservatives. I'll have to remember that.

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 08:13 PM (Rbfr/)

71
Just imagine the puppy is a journalist and it's a lot funnier.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 08:11 PM (0vyCl)


Journalists as sporting clays! They wriggle as they fly!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:13 PM (pNxlR)

72 I thought Cuties was about those little oranges. Posted by: Slow Joe Biden

Grampa, you're such a liar. We've watched it at least a hundred times and you've never told me that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (EgshT)

73 That Corgi has a funny expression on his face, like he just ate a fucking bat or something.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (sWM8x)

74 66 Trump showed them how. People started picking up weapons.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 08:13 PM (3aLWR)


Yup. Even Cruz, who was really pissed at Trump, got the message, grew a Spock Alternate Universe beard, and started rocking the fight on social media.

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (dOV9E)

75 All the puppies were such cuties.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gy3TP)

76 Possibly the best National Lampoon cover ever.

With the Sports cover a runner up. Too bad that the Sports cover became reality sometime in the 21st century.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (8B6Ng)

77 total sock fail!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (EgshT)

78 and the inspiring climactic scene where a puppy is dropped into a volcano

It's the accompanying musical score, performed by a solo electric bass, that really drives the scene.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (DMUuz)

79 I watched "Hunt for the Wilderpeople" with my boyfriend and his sons, because it is a hilarious and touching, albeit quirky, kid/adult buddy film. I TOTALLY forgot a dog dies in it!! Ironically I think my boyfriend was more ticked off than the boys.

Note in the girlfriend handbook: no films with puppy murder.
Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 08:11 PM (Rbfr/)


I remember reading somewhere in a "tips for writers" article that you could do most anything in fiction - murders, rapes, cannibalism, torture. . .

But don't ever kill an animal or a child. Your readers will not forgive that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (2JVJo)

80 Looks like we've found our next "Best Director" award winner at Sundance!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at October 16, 2020 08:15 PM (2dMdG)

81 in fairness they should have used something more sympathetic than a corgi, maybe a spider or hagfish

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 16, 2020 08:09 PM (4Jold)


Ever seen a skate up close?
Makes you believe in aliens

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:15 PM (2C38g)

82 How the Hell did they know on September 28th???


Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec · 1h

Check the date

Himalaya Global
@HimalayaGlobal

Bombshell... 3 hard disk drives of videos and dossier of Hunter Biden's connections with the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) have been sent to Nancy Pelosi and DOJ. Big money and sex scandal! may come out soon according to Youtuber media Lude
@ding_gang

https://tinyurl.com/y6sflacc 146.2K views
#WhereIsHunter

4:30 PM · Sep 28, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 16, 2020 08:15 PM (FBrfY)

83 Garrett, you meant 'Give it water after midnight and pee what happens', right?

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2020 08:15 PM (XhWtx)

84 Transdead Puppy Rights Now!

Posted by: Transnasal Oliphant at October 16, 2020 08:15 PM (Q1JQ9)

85 Gaia be praised, you flyover rubes just need to get with the times. same love.

Posted by: official redcheckmark at October 16, 2020 08:15 PM (4RcDR)

86
But have you quit sniffing glue?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Hey now!!! I only sniff cookies coming out of the oven. ( I baked snickerdoodles and chocolate chip today. And then homemade pizza for dinner. My house smells amazing.)

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (+X9Vs)

87 65 Our side has learned to fight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (3aLWR)

Au contraire, President Trump has managed to assemble a team that is willing to fight the Democrat Socialists in spite of the opposition for the severely conservative Establishment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:12 PM (2C38g)


Trump just said Republicans are good people but they're not tough. - He's going to teach them how to fight.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (wHCvQ)

88 Grampa, you're such a liar. We've watched it at least a hundred times and you've never told me that.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (EgshT)

89 The Horde needs to put together a purported movie called "Commieeees", all about Commies being thrown from helicopters to their death at sea.

Fake documentary. Fake Commies being flung out of choppers, spiralling down, GoPros recording their death wails.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (ghkbL)

90
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 16, 2020 08:15 PM (FBrfY)


Now, let's hear the Venusian's take ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (pNxlR)

91 There, I attributed to the proper source. Whew.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (EgshT)

92 and the inspiring climactic scene where a puppy is dropped into a volcano




they were supposed to do that in cuties too but when they got to that scene they were out of virgins

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (4Jold)

93 Trump is doing well in Macon.

A Yankee welcomed in Macon.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:12 PM (wHCvQ)

He's on fire. I don't know how many more rallies he'll have, so Im enjoying every minute.

The wonderful and supportive comments are flying fast and furious. Makes me very happy.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

94 LizLem: "Oooh, the new Jesus fish in the sand of political conservatives."

Yeah, I guess it is.

I have to see if they have stickers of some sort and just start leaving them around in random public places.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (oF0uK)

95 Trump is doing well in Macon.

A Yankee welcomed in Macon.
Posted by: Braenyard


We don't have a problem with Yankees. We have a problem with Yankees that move down here, complain about how backwards we are, and then proceed to try to turn the South into the same blue shithole they razed then abandoned. It's the locusts that are objectionable.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 16, 2020 08:17 PM (OQcPl)

96 The Babylon Bee IS the paper of record.

When those people come up with something to far fetched, please let me know.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 16, 2020 08:17 PM (pw+jk)

97 skate up close?
Makes you believe in aliens
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at Octobe




yes

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 16, 2020 08:17 PM (4Jold)

98 All the puppies were such cuties.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (gy3TP)

True!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:18 PM (2C38g)

99 Any more dirt on Biden drop yet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:06 PM (ghkbL)

https://tinyurl.com/yyy6vvdl

Back in September, apparently, even before the repair shop Laptop Revelations. Nanzi and the DOJ were sent copies of 3 hard drives, complete with videos, by Chinese whistleblowers.

*crickets*

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 08:18 PM (5FCda)

100 So, it's Friday night and time to relax.

**slips CD into player**

La Scala by Keith Jarrett. Really nice, if you like this sort of thing.

https://tinyurl.com/yy5fa2fo

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 08:18 PM (2JVJo)

101
"Commieeees"


"commieeeee ..."

** passes into cloud **

"... ... ..."

** passes out of cloud **

"... eeeeeeees!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:18 PM (pNxlR)

102 Wondered where you all went

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 08:18 PM (OjZpE)

103 >>> I remember reading somewhere in a "tips for writers" article that you could do most anything in fiction - murders, rapes, cannibalism, torture. . .
But don't ever kill an animal or a child. Your readers will not forgive that. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (2JVJo)

Yes, I've heard that. And yet Where the Red Fern Grows and Old Yeller are children's classics.

John Wick the only exception to the rule?

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 08:18 PM (Rbfr/)

104 He's on fire. I don't know how many more rallies he'll have, so Im enjoying every minute.

I wonder if he'll come back to PA or OH? I hope so.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2020 08:19 PM (EgshT)

105 How the Hell did they know on September 28th???


Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec 1h

Check the date

Himalaya Global
@HimalayaGlobal

Bombshell... 3 hard disk drives of videos and dossier of Hunter Biden's connections with the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) have been sent to Nancy Pelosi and DOJ. Big money and sex scandal! may come out soon according to Youtuber media Lude
@ding_gang

https://tinyurl.com/y6sflacc 146.2K views
#WhereIsHunter

4:30 PM Sep 28, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 16, 2020 08:15 PM (FBrfY)

Someone in the FBI?

explains Nanzi's extra crazy melt down last week.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

106 'A Yankee welcomed in Macon.'

So long as they dont burn nothing.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:19 PM (9iCGt)

107 Trump has been drinking Charlie Sheens Tiger Blood.

...well, wait. Hopefully not drinking Charlie Sheen's ACTUAL blood.

But Jesus, I'm half his age, and am more tired then him at 8:20.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (cnTJD)

108 I want to thank AoSHQ for introducing me to the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: ruralbob at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (PqKIk)

109
What are we under quarantine for at this point?

Just asking ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (pNxlR)

110 Published today, Rudy Giuliani on 'The Biden Crime Family'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LuSpHJNPe0

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (wHCvQ)

111 Watch this or the Corgi gets it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (HaL55)

112 clutch cargo @ 76- Best cover ever was the cheerleaders at bastitball game.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (XhWtx)

113
Insty is looking at his blender thinking "from my cold, dead hands"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (EGyGV)

114 who is, by the way, a woman of color and an immigrant, so think about that before you criticize her

Yeah that is pretty much carte Blanche isn't it?

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (OjZpE)

115 Yup. Even Cruz, who was really pissed at Trump, got the message, grew a Spock Alternate Universe beard, and started rocking the fight on social media.
Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:14 PM (dOV9E)

I liked Cruz in 2016, I even wrote him in. He gets it, I think, its not about him, its about conservatism. He never held a grudge against Trump over "Lying Ted" - he shrugged it off as the hard ball politics it was. He's on board the Trump train because that gets him what he wants for conservatism - he is the anti-nevertumper.

Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (w2LAm)

116 How the Hell did they know on September 28th???


Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec 1h

Check the date

Himalaya Global
@HimalayaGlobal

Bombshell... 3 hard disk drives of videos and dossier of Hunter Biden's connections with the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) have been sent to Nancy Pelosi and DOJ. Big money and sex scandal! may come out soon according to Youtuber media Lude
@ding_gang






guessing the chicom used hunters addictions to get dirt for blackmailing him

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (4Jold)

117 That thing looks all fuzzy and adorable now, but feed it after Midnight and see what happens.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2020 08:12 PM (sOgoo)

It'll throw up on the carpet and you might step in it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 08:21 PM (cI3Q7)

118 >>La Scala by Keith Jarrett.


The Monica Seles of Jazz Piano.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2020 08:21 PM (sOgoo)

119 Re: puppy murder.
Death Penalty.
That is all.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 08:21 PM (AHq56)

120 trump: "she has a great line of bullshit, that's about it"

about aoc.

haha

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 16, 2020 08:21 PM (cnTJD)

121 >>> Watch this or the Corgi gets it.

Not Ein!!

Posted by: Ed at October 16, 2020 08:21 PM (Rbfr/)

122 Cassidy W, the blonde chick on the My Pillow commercial has cray-cray eyes.
Freaky.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2020 08:21 PM (axyOa)

123 "She's got a great line of bullshit"

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:21 PM (wHCvQ)

124 And Trump just of AOC: "She has a great line of bullshit."

Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (OMsf+)

125 "Commieeees"

"commieeeee ..."

** passes into cloud **

"... ... ..."

** passes out of cloud **

"... eeeeeeees!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:18 PM (pNxlR)

You could have a lot of fun with that. Sight gags. Puns. Double entendres. Red meat for the Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (ghkbL)

126 Fake documentary. Fake Commies being flung out of choppers, spiralling down, GoPros recording their death wails.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM (ghkbL)


Is this streaming or subscription?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (2C38g)

127 hunter is just one, what about others who we don't know about ? All of Hollywood, media.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

128 Cancel Ramadan anyone?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)

129 Sending to Nanzi isn't going to get it published, maybe a copy as a a warning or blackmail.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (OjZpE)

130
There, I attributed to the proper source. Whew.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby


What's your name?
Who's your daddy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (pNxlR)

131 Hard to remember but it was about a week and a half ago that Trump was going to die.

He looks fine. Better than fine.

Courage is a good thing. It's not being fearless or reckless, it's understanding risk, overcoming fear, and having enough stones to get on with it already.

Posted by: MJ at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (gAMkn)

132 Suck on me, baby, like you used to do.

Posted by: Hunter's Crack Pipe at October 16, 2020 08:23 PM (gk0uD)

133 Trump relaxed, happy, energized, talking about what would happen to his poll numbers if he shaved his head.

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:23 PM (dOV9E)

134 Having both dogs and horses, touch one of mine and it is go time. Both animals are better than every democrat and most GOPe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 16, 2020 08:23 PM (pw+jk)

135 Lets get out of here Sam.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 08:23 PM (WeUTC)

136 don't remember any futurists saying that in 2020, the funniest satire would be Catholic.

Whiskey helps.

Posted by: the Irish at October 16, 2020 08:23 PM (ykYG2)

Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 08:23 PM (OMsf+)

138 I wish the Bee wouldn't give these shit heads any ideas.

Posted by: JTB at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (7EjX1)

139 Posted by: RuhRoh at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (lFk8W)

That punk assed bitch Hokey said the same thing.

Don't be a troll.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (VcFUs)

140 "He never held a grudge against Trump over "Lying Ted" - he shrugged it off as the hard ball politics it was. "

I like Cruz too and he was my pick until it was apparent he did not know how to do what Trump did. I think he's learning though and maybe he will get another chance.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (9iCGt)

141 I have no idea how I posted. . .nothing.

Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (OMsf+)

142 Twitter has officially reversed their "policy" and is now allowing all links and posts about the NYPost article.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (7yB/U)

143 This started years and years ago.

Back when Instapundit broke out with the Puppy Blending Business.

Looks like he's got some stiff competition here, though. It's a dog shoot dog world out there.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (QzJWU)

144 Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

OMG LASue...I posted this in the last thread, and it was roundly ignored.

I'm beginning to suspect the Daywalkers suffer from ADD.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (5FCda)

145 Ben Sasse was on Fox News earlier tonight going on about the Republicans losing the Senate. The guy who told Patton "I don't think we can take Metz"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (4a9Vv)

146
Is this streaming or subscription?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!


The night drops are the best! They attach glow sticks to all four limbs, the upper and lower torso, and the head. Watching them in slo-mo is hypnotizing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (pNxlR)

147 Posted by: RuhRoh at October 16, 2020 08:21 PM (lFk8W)


we're going to sh*t in your mouth and see how far it spews out your ears, troll.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)

148 On AOC: "She knows nothing about the environment. Nothing. She has a good line of bullshit, that's about it."

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 08:25 PM (BRkq2)

149 141 Hey JTB!!! Please tell your lovely wife hello from me and Mr. Moki!!!

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2020 08:25 PM (+X9Vs)

150 This started years and years ago.

Back when Instapundit broke out with the Puppy Blending Business.

Looks like he's got some stiff competition here, though. It's a dog shoot dog world out there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

----------


I blame Frank J.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 16, 2020 08:25 PM (OQcPl)

151 Is this streaming or subscription?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (2C38g)

Super 8 film, hidden in the bottom of a Crackerjack box. Got to maintain OpSec, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:26 PM (ghkbL)

152 This movie is bold and brave, it's riveting imagery is a punch to the gut and is a bespoke commentary of The Trump years and how it has shaped our lives.

--
Zombie Roger " No Chins to Give" Ebert.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 16, 2020 08:26 PM (FK4yb)

153
Ben Sasse was on Fox News earlier tonight going on about the Republicans losing the Senate.


Who is the Patton in the GOP who will administer the Patton slap to this G-D jellyfish?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

154 Trump is hilarious. He's talking about how well-painted the circles are in Biden's tiny, socially-distanced crowd scenes.

"What am I going to say [if I lose]? I lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics!"

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:26 PM (dOV9E)

155 Posted by: MJ at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (gAMkn)

100%

Covid is a little bitch and should be treated as one.

I still cannot smell, but I feel like Teflon.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 16, 2020 08:26 PM (LIhNq)

156 152 She has a good line of bullshit,

Her bullshit is mediocre at best.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 08:26 PM (AHq56)

157 You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Boy, we couldn't get much higher

Come on Hunter light my fire
Come on Hunter light my fire
Try not to set the pillow on, fire

Posted by: Hunter's Crack Pipe at October 16, 2020 08:26 PM (gk0uD)

158 I'll take the puppy's place.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

159 Any more dirt on Biden drop yet?--Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Related and breaking just now:

Facebook's public policy and legal expert "ensuring election integrity" was Joe Biden's senior policy advisor for Ukraine.

https://twitter.com/FOOL_NELSON/status/1317141307391942657

Atlantic Counsel involved in this too.

These people are like S.P.E.C.T.R.E, they're everywhere.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 16, 2020 08:27 PM (nUXcN)

160 Mittens is mad that QAnon is getting popular. He wants the good old days to come back when the GOP pretended to be about small govt and freedom.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 08:27 PM (oyvuy)

161 "A mighty shitload of animals was harmed in the making of this motion picture."

Posted by: MW at October 16, 2020 08:27 PM (gWtVa)

162 So sociopath as director.

Ted Bundy unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2020 08:27 PM (o+zDT)

163 POC now means Puppy of Color?

Posted by: JTB at October 16, 2020 08:27 PM (7EjX1)

164 What exactly is Ben Sasse's purpose?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (H5knJ)

165
And Trump just of AOC: "She has a great line of bullshit."


Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (OMsf+)



ahahahahahahahaha (catches breath) hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (8gBaE)

166 I love dogs. Let it be known, far and wide.
Posted by: RuhRoh at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (lFk8W)

evening, Raykon! Slow night at the glory hole?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (ghkbL)

167 I saw Puppy Murder open for the Black Crowes in '91. They were a late replacement for Skinny Puppy.

Posted by: Hillary ! at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (786Ro)

168 I can't help noticing that the puppy about to be murdered is a Corgi.

*paranoia sets in*

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (x8Wzq)

169 I am laughing out loud at this rally. PDT is bringing the funny tonight.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (WeUTC)

170 Aw geez off sock

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (786Ro)

171 Cuties = Equus

Pervert porn disguised as a movie.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (2DOZq)

172
Who gave the RRtard some Scooby snacks?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

173 What exactly is Ben Sasse's purpose?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Make Jeff Flake feel macho.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (IpyIE)

174 I don't know how PDT does it. He could talk for eight hours straight. Not even my MIL can do that.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (9iCGt)

175 Wow - Ben Sasse was a Never Trumper, now he's devolved into a pathetic, sniveling coward.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (V2Yro)

176 The guy who told Patton "I don't think we can take Metz"

-
Just tell Adolph that we'll be reasonable if he'll be reasonable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

177
That Keith Jarrett piece sure is soothing.

He's really, really good.

Great choice, mp4.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (sy5kK)

178 Looks like It's a dog shoot dog world out there.

...and there goes a mouthful of perfectly good Lynchburg Lemonade...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (HaL55)

179 145

Aww how nice of them to allow links to a story 48 hours after it broke.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (oyvuy)

180 173 the puppy about to be murdered is a Corgi

Triggering for me. We had a Corgi as kids.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (AHq56)

181
I can't help noticing that the puppy about to be murdered is a Corgi.

*paranoia sets in*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 16, 2020 08:28 PM (x8Wzq)


Payback for the Windsors taking out the "People's Princess".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (pNxlR)

182 Breaking Covid news from Denver 9NEWS twitter:
https://tinyurl.com/y3uo27fn

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (an7Mv)

183 Ben Sasse was on Fox News earlier tonight going on about the Republicans losing the Senate.



There is an article about Evangelicals for Biden in it Sasse is pearl clutching about Trump is really anti-Evangelical and makes fun of them behind their backs all the time.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (8gBaE)

184 When is Sasse up for re-election?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

185 145 Twitter has officially reversed their "policy" and is now allowing all links and posts about the NYPost article.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (7yB/U)
---------------------------------


Most recent tweet from NY Post is Oct. 14

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:29 PM (wHCvQ)

186 Can you imagine Joey Bidet trying to tell a joke?

Me neither.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2020 08:30 PM (o+zDT)

187 His voice is folding.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:30 PM (wHCvQ)

188 Someone mentioned Ben Sasse - now there could not be a bigger difference between this preening weenie than Cruz...Trump said things during the 2016 campaign about Cruz that would have sent Sasse into weeping fits. This is why this weak, moist handed poof will never command a national stage. Cruz shrugged off criticism and wanted to advance the ball down the field, Sasse wanted to advance Sasse...what a complete douche.

Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2020 08:30 PM (w2LAm)

189 >>> Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:19 PM (Ed8Zd)
OMG LASue...I posted this in the last thread, and it was roundly ignored. I'm beginning to suspect the Daywalkers suffer from ADD. Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (5FCda)

I'm in Hunter Biden News sensory overload; there is so much. It's hard to take it all in. I need a break and will come back to it all later, when it can be better compiled and disseminated.

But the fact your news link had news about it back in September is crazy.

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Rbfr/)

190 GOP piece of shit senators are like whack a mole. You get rid of McCain, flake is there. Get rid of Flake, Sasse is there. Get rid of Sasse Mittens is there. It never ends.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 08:31 PM (oyvuy)

191 Remember Corgi Toys?

Posted by: spurwing Peon at October 16, 2020 08:31 PM (ghkbL)

192 "Mr. Sasse, who is up for re-election on Nov. 3, has never made a secret of his distaste for Mr. Trump. During the 2016 campaign, he compared Mr. Trump to David Duke and said he was not voting for him. In office, he called Mr. Trump's signature trade war with China "nuts."


Is it indeed. Mr Sasse is dirty . Like Hunter.


Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)

193 Today I watched a neighbor pour gas into his Suburban from a plastic gas can with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Peered right in there close to make sure the nozzle went in the hole. Amazingly, he didn't die. I bet he doesn't even know who Hunter Biden is.

Posted by: Transnasal Oliphant at October 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Q1JQ9)

194 191 imagine Joey Bidet trying to tell a joke?


I can imagine him as the punch-line.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 08:31 PM (AHq56)

195 Don't forget about the octopus guy....

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at October 16, 2020 08:32 PM (uJ5Z/)

196 Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec 1h

Check the date

Himalaya Global
@HimalayaGlobal

Bombshell... 3 hard disk drives of videos and dossier of Hunter Biden's connections with the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) have been sent to Nancy Pelosi and DOJ. Big money and sex scandal! may come out soon according to Youtuber media Lude
@ding_gang



To Pelosi and DOJ? So, disappeared.

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 08:32 PM (786Ro)

197

Suppose you get handed evidence that the fucking Vice President is selling the country out to China; Are you going for one guy or every fucking traitor in the Gov.?



Posted by: nip at October 16, 2020 08:32 PM (cpS4u)

198 bear @ 169- Sasse purpose was to stab the Tea Party in the back. He is a treacherous rino bastard just like rombley.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2020 08:33 PM (XhWtx)

199 Mr. Sasse is in China's pocket. Mr Sasse very likely has a stripper girlfriend. Somewhere. Two weeks left, plenty of time to find out.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

200 197 Remember Corgi Toys?

My best friend and I made roads in the sand for them for hours at a time.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 08:33 PM (AHq56)

201 On AOC: "She knows nothing about the environment. Nothing. She has a good line of bullshit, that's about it."

-
Say what you will about Hunter, he's done some good lines.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 08:33 PM (+y/Ru)

202
To Pelosi and DOJ? So, disappeared.
Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 08:32 PM (786Ro)

With back up's for sure

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 08:33 PM (Zmnko)

203 Holy fuck boys, we're being recorded by a homo and it's not even John Waters.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 16, 2020 08:33 PM (IpyIE)

204 Gun is pointed at the head. Leaving the tenderest cuts intact.

Posted by: Barry O, the Lightbringer at October 16, 2020 08:34 PM (786Ro)

205 I am trying to be nice and hope you understand all this is being recorded, so if you lie....
Posted by: RuhRoh at October 16, 2020 08:31 PM (lFk8W)

What?
What are you going on about? You're recording the internet? "so if you lie"...wtf? whose under oath here?

You goofy, kid.

Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2020 08:34 PM (z79tQ)

206 >>>I'm beginning to suspect the Daywalkers suffer from ADD. Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 08:24 PM (5FCda)
--------------------------------


It's a hit and miss deal.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:34 PM (wHCvQ)

207
Suppose you get handed evidence that the fucking Vice President is selling the country out to China; Are you going for one guy or every fucking traitor in the Gov.?



Posted by: nip at October 16, 2020 08:32 PM (cpS4u)


Based on current results, we will never know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2020 08:34 PM (sy5kK)

208 Is it live or is it Memorex?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2020 08:34 PM (gy3TP)

209 Today I watched a neighbor pour gas into his Suburban from a plastic gas can with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Peered right in there close to make sure the nozzle went in the hole. Amazingly, he didn't die. I bet he doesn't even know who Hunter Biden is.
Posted by: Transnasal Oliphant at October 16, 2020 08:31 PM (Q1JQ9)

That was me, yesterday. Except for the lit cigarette. Don't smoke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:34 PM (ghkbL)

210 What the fvck is Scooby Doo drinking?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (TdMsT)

211 Awww I missed the previous thread which proves what I was saying earlier.

We expose "undecided" questioners as partisans and even outright political hacks. They expose someone for sitting in the background and nodding her head.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (vMCab)

212 Shocking no one, Orpah loves the key lime pie at Mar-a-lago.

Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (OMsf+)

213 Clap you stupid bastards!

Posted by: Menack at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (buTO7)

214 Huh, I just realized I can get ytube on my tv.

Posted by: Infidel at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (7N5l4)

215 I'd be willing to lose Sasse's seat if Trump wins. Too bad we can't know. If I was a Nebraskan I couldn't vote for that guy.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

216 Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec 1h

Check the date

Himalaya Global
@HimalayaGlobal

Bombshell... 3 hard disk drives of videos and dossier of Hunter Biden's connections with the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) have been sent to Nancy Pelosi and DOJ. Big money and sex scandal! may come out soon according to Youtuber media Lude
@ding_gang


To Pelosi and DOJ? So, disappeared.
Posted by: Hands at Octobe




did she forward them to the fbi

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (4Jold)

217
What?
What are you going on about? You're recording the internet? "so if you lie"...wtf? whose under oath here?

You goofy, kid.
Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2020 08:34 PM (z79tQ)


Mom, between visits from "uncles", transitioned him to pull-ups today. He's such a BIG BOY now!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (pNxlR)

218 Is there a Flynn hearing going on?

I think she's live tweeting it....

https://tinyurl.com/y2b83lm5

You may have to scroll down A LOT because she tacked it onto the end of her Oct. 11th thread.

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (cF8AT)

219 Trump says Oprah used to love the Key Lime pie at Mar-A-Lago.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 08:36 PM (sWM8x)

220 I saw a woman in a Lincoln on what looked like 13 or 14 inch wheels. All over the car were Raider Nation decals.

Her vote counts as much as mine. What a depressing thought.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 08:36 PM (oyvuy)

221 Is he going to endorse Collins or Loefler?

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:36 PM (9iCGt)

222

Anyone ask Sassy Sasse what the Senate Republicans have ever done for Christians in the last 6 years?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at October 16, 2020 08:36 PM (AmGHy)

223 Wonder when Joey's cheese will finally slide all the way off and he thinks he's Neil Kinook?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2020 08:36 PM (o+zDT)

224 Is it live or is it Memorex?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2020 08:34 PM (gy3TP)

Mammorex: what Caitlyn Jenner's tits are made of.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:36 PM (ghkbL)

225 Clap you stupid bastards!
Posted by: Menack

What is the sound of no hands clapping ?

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 08:36 PM (arJlL)

226 Sasse isn't up for re-election for 2 more years. He needs to be primaried.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 08:36 PM (V2Yro)

227 Gov Vernon Kemp?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 08:37 PM (WeUTC)

228 Mr. Sasse is in China's pocket. Mr Sasse very likely has a stripper girlfriend. Somewhere. Two weeks left, plenty of time to find out.
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

A Chippendale stripper?

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

229 When Trump wins and wins big - Sasse should consider seppuku

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 08:37 PM (4NtsG)

230 Loeffler

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (9iCGt)

231 Trump just said Republicans are good people but they're not tough. - He's going to teach them how to fight.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:16 PM



Trump Boot Camp for Pansy-Ass Republicans.

Mark Burnett, make it happen.

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (786Ro)

232 153 .. Hi Moki,

Thanks and best to you both. Hope you can enjoy the first autumn weather we're getting this weekend.

Posted by: JTB at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (7EjX1)

233 A Chippendale stripper?
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

And, for Raykon, we have a Strippendale Chipper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (ghkbL)

234 Love it that PDT uses the phrase "the impeachment hoax."

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (BRkq2)

235 Shocking no one, Orpah loves the key lime pie at Mar-a-lago.
Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (OMsf+)

Pie. Oprah loves pie. Don't matter where or what kind.

Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (z79tQ)

236
When Trump wins and wins big - Sasse should consider seppuku
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 08:37 PM (4NtsG)


The Frank Pentangeli fade out ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

237 He's talking about Collins and Loeffler now. Apparently he isn't endorsing--says he "loves them both."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (sWM8x)

238 When Trump wins and wins big - Sasse should consider seppuku
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

Is that like Harry Carey ?

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (arJlL)

239 cobs are asleep ?

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)

240 244 He's talking about Collins and Loeffler now. Apparently he isn't endorsing--says he "loves them both."

Smart on his part

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (Zmnko)

241 Key lime = Gayle King?

Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (oyvuy)

242 Pie. Oprah loves pie. Don't matter where or what kind.
Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (z79tQ)

Special fondness for hair pie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (ghkbL)

243 Read this post or we'll kill this dog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 08:04

I still have the original Nat Lamp w/ the "we'll kill this dog if you don't buy this magazine" cover. Wonder if it's worth anything. I prolly should sell it before all us boomers die. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (yMKLy)

244 Netflix execs reading the Bee and seeing that graphic: "This sounds like a GREAT IDEA!!!"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (3DJkT)

245 Did you ever seem to have one of those days
When everyone seemed to be on your case
From your VP Dad all the way down to your best stripper
Well that used to happen to me all the time
But I found a way to get out of it

Sittin' in the livin' room jonesin' for a drag
Listening to the right wing crap just ain't my bag
When my inner ear rings you know it's my cue
Gonna smoke this crack pipe til my balls turn blue

Smokin' in the mud room
Smokin' in the mud room
Rudy don't you know I'm not subject to rules
'cause everybody knows that the Bidens are the useful tools...

Posted by: Hunter's Crack Pipe at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (gk0uD)

246 One of the billion things I like about Trump is that his highest praise is calling someone a "warrior."

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (dOV9E)

247 Tucker has Steve Tyler's ex-girlfriend talking about how he forced her to have a late term saline abortion when she was a teenager. She's now pro-life and said coerced abortions still take place.

Posted by: vivi at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (11H2y)

248
Jeebus, who gave the RRtard his Junior G-Man Surveillance Certificate?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (pNxlR)

249 And then Collins. Oh brother.He should just appoint Collins to something and leave Kelly in Ga.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (9iCGt)

250 Pie. Oprah loves pie. Don't matter where or what kind.
Posted by: The Dude

I bet she can unhinge her jaw.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (IpyIE)

251 cobs are asleep ?
Posted by: runner

CBD NEVER sleeps.

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (arJlL)

252 Once at Myrtle beach ( not that where it matters) we were getting just starting to getgas and car next to us person was smoking a cigarette and pumping gas , wife was like lets get out of here Now!

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (OjZpE)

253 239 153 .. Hi Moki,

Thanks and best to you both. Hope you can enjoy the first autumn weather we're getting this weekend.
Posted by: JTB at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (7EjX1)

We are reveling in the cool weather!!! I played with my neighbor's three year old in our front yard. She picked all of the flowers that were still blooming. Mom had had a hard day, and since she has no family nearby, the rest of us try to help her out as much as possible. It was a great afternoon!!!

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (+X9Vs)

254 Collins got a better audience response

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (WeUTC)

255 cobs are asleep ?
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM



Busy detailing Ace's Vespa for the weekend.

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (786Ro)

256 Interesting dilemma for Trump! Good one though.


The commenters watching his rally sure know a bunch about the Hunter Biden/Joe Biden corruption scandal.

So much for the media blackout. LOL.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

257 CBD is often up when I am at 4am

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 08:41 PM (OjZpE)

258 35 >>> Rudy is handling this perfectly.

I hope so, but I watched his recent interview with Kim Klacik. Rudy is all about Rudy; he kept turning the interview to talk about Rudy.

We are just lucky rolling this bombshell out in the best way to get maximum coverage benefits Rudy the most.
Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 08:08 PM (Rbfr/)

At heart, Rudy has one character flaw:

Rudy is an asshole.

Rudy needs to be put in places where being an asshole CAN be of value. But you can never forget he is an asshole.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 16, 2020 08:41 PM (3DJkT)

259 Screen shots. lols
Posted by: RuhRoh at October 16, 2020 08:41 PM (lFk8W)

You ought to learn to use a tissue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:41 PM (ghkbL)

260 Ive seen a lot of people with cigarettes lit at gas stations. Always remember half the people are below average intelligence.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 08:42 PM (oyvuy)

261 266 CBD is often up when I am at 4am
Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 08:41 PM (OjZpE)


You gotta get up early if your life goal is to keep people from putting maple syrup on French Toast.

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:42 PM (dOV9E)

262 Sasse is the type that won't run for a second term. His entire political career is getting name recognition and land some big bucks job over on K street. Yalie, probably has a hotline to the Bush clan.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 16, 2020 08:42 PM (I58tH)

263
Busy detailing Ace's Vespa for the weekend.
Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 08:40 PM (786Ro)


He finally got his complementary DeLuxe Detailing Kit from Snap-On Tools?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

264 Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

OK, I watched that tweet, and it is referring to *different* hard drive, which was (according to video) sent by ccp insiders who are afraid that they will get the axe if Biden is elected due to internal ccp fights.

*that* drive supposedly links biden to ccp, but also contains information about the china-flu, and it was sent to pelosi and other deep staters (so, not really a threat to biden.)

This strikes me as BS. The kind of wishful conspiracying that goes on. Yes there is a battle in the ccp, with many (apparently) think xi has put them on a highway to hell. But the link to biden, and the hard drives not only seems unlikely, but unknowable by some dude on twitter. You do not mail drives to pelosi for crying out loud.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 08:42 PM (LWu6U)

265 Vernon Jones. !!

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

266 Um, that Leslie McAdoo Gordon twitter thread about Sidney Powell is 96 tweets long.

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (786Ro)

267 Trump is talking for about an hour without notes, about a week or so after beating Covid-19, and criss-crossing the country holding speech after speech.

I pray for this man every day.

Posted by: vivi at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (11H2y)

268 220 Huh, I just realized I can get ytube on my tv.

Posted by: Infidel at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (7N5l4)

That's how I watch RSBN.

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)

269 President Trump just introduced the black dem politician who is a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Eromero at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (XhWtx)

270 Brian in New Orleans: "Twitter has officially reversed their 'policy' and is now allowing all links and posts about the NYPost article."

Doesn't matter anymore. The story is out and will travel. Streisand Effect and all.

But Twitter, Facebook, Google etc. need to be checked. This brief interlude to escape heat and scrutiny is ass-saving at its most transparent. They've been pushing the envelope for years and now they're in almost an uncontrollable state. Remedies are absolutely necessary up to and including breaking them up.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (oF0uK)

271 He finally got his complementary DeLuxe Detailing Kit from Snap-On Tools?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Snap-On Tools? Are we still talking about Oprah?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (IpyIE)

272 CBD NEVER sleeps.



There is more than one CBD...just saying...

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)

273 258 At heart, Rudy has one character flaw:

Rudy is an asshole.

Rudy needs to be put in places where being an asshole CAN be of value. But you can never forget he is an asshole.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 16, 2020 08:41 PM (3DJkT)


I like Rudy, but I agree with this. Heck, Rudy probably agrees with this.

He's the President's lawyer. Seems like the right place to me.

Posted by: Splunge at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (dOV9E)

274 'Collins got a better audience response'

Yep. It's a dumb race. Stupid Ga GOP.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (9iCGt)

275 Showing to be over at 9pm but I'm fading fast, been up since 3:30am

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (OjZpE)

276 Everyone has a right to Herd Management

Posted by: Planned Puppyhood at October 16, 2020 08:44 PM (1fg6a)

277 And, for Raykon, we have a Strippendale Chipper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:38 PM (ghkbL)


I have a John Deere Chipper I'll donate for that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:44 PM (2C38g)

278 The court wins in Midwest about county ballots are game changing. Fantastic news. Will probably influence results more than the Biden mafia info

Posted by: Duncan at October 16, 2020 08:44 PM (+HZ1v)

279 Rudy is from NYC. Of course he's an asshole.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:44 PM (2DOZq)

280 osted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

OK, I watched that tweet, and it is referring to *different* hard drive, which was (according to video) sent by ccp insiders who are afraid that they will get the axe if Biden is elected due to internal ccp fights.

*that* drive supposedly links biden to ccp, but also contains information about the china-flu, and it was sent to pelosi and other deep staters (so, not really a threat to biden.)

This strikes me as BS. The kind of wishful conspiracying that goes on. Yes there is a battle in the ccp, with many (apparently) think xi has put them on a highway to hell. But the link to biden, and the hard drives not only seems unlikely, but unknowable by some dude on twitter. You do not mail drives to pelosi for crying out loud.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16


Yep, makes sense. I'm going to watch after the rally.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

281 Ive seen a lot of people with cigarettes lit at gas stations. Always remember half the people are below average intelligence.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 08:42 PM (oyvuy)

Truth be known, the coal at the end of a cigarette is pretty low risk for igniting gasoline vapors. Normally requires an open flame or a spark.

Definitely not recommending the practice, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:45 PM (ghkbL)

282 Is the rally over, I can't get RBSN to come through, maybe server overload?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:45 PM (2C38g)

283
To Pelosi and DOJ? So, disappeared.
Posted by: Hands at Octobe

========

Maybe the James O'Keeffe move. "I've given it to Katie Couric and I'll wait a week. No? Okay."

Then he releases bombshells and says Katie Couric has been sitting on it for a week.

(Or was that the Breitbart move?)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:45 PM (G51Gf)

284 272 CBD NEVER sleeps.



There is more than one CBD...just saying...
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)

The real CBD has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.

It's the name that inspires the necessary fear.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 08:46 PM (NWiLs)

285 So, like many of you, I learned that a bright, long-time friend would never vote for Trump and called him a very bad word.

Because he has been helping me through a "domestic tranquility" problem (he's been divorced), I didn't share my thoughts. But I cannot help but wonder, how? why? Steve Jobs was an asshole, but look at what he accomplished. And my friend rants against "woke" folk. Just don't get it.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 16, 2020 08:46 PM (g9RhN)

286 NYPost has a new story up detailing text messages between Joe and Hunter. They're pretty sad actually.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 08:46 PM (7yB/U)

287 Rally still going. He's tiring the crowd out.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:47 PM (9iCGt)

288 Huh, I just realized I can get ytube on my tv.
Posted by: Infidel at October 16, 2020 08:35 PM (7N5l4)
That's how I watch RSBN.
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)


I need to figure out how to do that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:47 PM (2C38g)

289
You do not mail drives to pelosi for crying out loud.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

========

The whole thing may still be a conspiracy, but you mail them to Pelosi to make a point about her sitting on evidence. (afterwards, you expose it of course)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:47 PM (G51Gf)

290 The real CBD has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.

It's the name that inspires the necessary fear.
Posted by: Insomniac

He wasn't the original Dread COB CBD either. The name has been passed down since before anyone can tell.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 16, 2020 08:47 PM (IpyIE)

291 Then he releases bombshells and says Katie Couric has been sitting on it for a week.

(Or was that the Breitbart move?)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:45 PM

I saw mention that there are more than 20 copies now circulating. Note the date it was sent to Botox compared to her losing her shit and pushing for 25th amendment considerations.

Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 08:48 PM (OMsf+)

292 Truth be known, the coal at the end of a cigarette is pretty low risk for igniting gasoline vapors. Normally requires an open flame or a spark.

Definitely not recommending the practice, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:45 PM (ghkbL)
----------------------

You know what Reagan said about Democrats.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:48 PM (wHCvQ)

293 In the GA race, two Republicans are running? Won't that split the vote?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 08:48 PM (Zmnko)

294 If you have a relatively new tv you can download apps to the tv, among them YouTube. No different than downloading Netflix or Prime.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 08:48 PM (oyvuy)

295 Break up Google, Twitter, Facebook
Take away their immunity.
Audit the Associated Press.
Ask gunshops to give voter registration forms with every purchase.

Posted by: vivi at October 16, 2020 08:48 PM (11H2y)

296 Trump is talking for about an hour without notes, about a week or so after beating Covid-19, and criss-crossing the country holding speech after speech.

I pray for this man every day.
Posted by: vivi at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (11H2y)


I was thinking about prayers for him, too. It occurred to me earlier today (and if it occurred to me, it's got to have occurred to the Trump team) that, even if Teh Donald wins the election, the battle isn't over.

Between the election and the inauguration, there would be riots, massive "peaceful protests," death threats and actual physical assaults on electors, encouragement of a military coup and the final Hail Mary pass of assassination.

There's no reason for God to hear my prayers, but I pray He keeps His hand over President Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 08:48 PM (2JVJo)

297 Steve Jobs was an asshole, but look at what he accomplished.

A device that spies on you 24x7?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (EgshT)

298 Posted by: JM in Florida at October 16, 2020 08:46 PM (g9RhN)

You don't have to convince him to like Trump. You just have to convince him it's a binary choice and that Biden is much much worse.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

299 Five Finger Death Punch new video is tropical topical. Is this a thing? I think this might be a thing.

https://youtu.be/eOkkWIOkWl8

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (LxTcq)

300 Truth be known, the coal at the end of a cigarette is pretty low risk for igniting gasoline vapors. Normally requires an open flame or a spark.

It's a nice way to illuminate the inside of a tank, too, if you can't fit a flashlight in.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, House Intelligence Committee at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (8DRUP)

301 CBD, the name bestowed on the most frightening and ruthless member of Ace's entourage ...

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (zr5Kq)

302 266 Um, that Leslie McAdoo Gordon twitter thread about Sidney Powell is 96 tweets long.

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (786Ro)

You have to scroll down until you get to this tweet:

@McAdooGordon 58m

Okay, so we're back. At the end of this section, Sidney says that she moved on Flynn's behalf at the hearing & is doing so again in this pleading to strike Gleeson's pleadings & arguments.


Then follow down from there..

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (cF8AT)

303 Ive seen a lot of people with cigarettes lit at gas stations. Always remember half the people are below average intelligence.
Posted by: Asshoes

Truth be known, the coal at the end of a cigarette is pretty low risk for igniting gasoline vapors. Normally requires an open flame or a spark.

...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Or an NBC film crew with a GM truck !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Automotive Critic ... at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (LPnfS)

304 Says Obama is a patriot and (ethically) wouldn't endorse Biden because he KNOWS Biden is mentally shot.


Genius.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

305 Rudy needs to be put in places where being an asshole CAN be of value. But you can never forget he is an asshole.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 16, 2020 08:41 PM (3DJkT)


So in other words, basically the same as every other human on the planet.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 08:50 PM (hku12)

306 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:45 PM
I saw mention that there are more than 20 copies now circulating. Note the date it was sent to Botox compared to her losing her shit and pushing for 25th amendment considerations.
Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 08:48 PM (OMsf+)


They should have thought twice about getting the impeachment train rolling, for once the Socialists are playing the smear game against someone that won't roll over because "muh" principles!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:50 PM (2C38g)

307
I think a few people here are going along with this rumor that Osama bin Laden wasn't really killed etc. Now that doesn't sound realistic to me. And that is what the MSM is bundling into all the Hunter Biden news.

"Oh my God, the Repubs are saying Osama bin Laden is alive and Hunter Biden is a crook!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (G51Gf)

308 Well, just got a bummer call from kidlet. A friend of hers had a heart attack, 38 yo, no brain activity. The boyfriend wants to pull the plug. Her kid, 21 yo, doesn't want to. If you are so inclined, prayers would be appreciated for Debra and her loved ones..

Posted by: Infidel at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (7N5l4)

309 The whole thing may still be a conspiracy, but you mail them to Pelosi to make a point about her sitting on evidence. (afterwards, you expose it of course)

Posted by: BlondeMorticia at October 16, 2020 08:47 PM (G51Gf)

Who plugs in a hard drive sent by rando anonymous chinamen?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (7yB/U)

310
CNN Attacks Babylon Bee : "The Internet is Only Big Enough for One Fake News Site"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2cfj47d

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (pNxlR)

311 In the GA race, two Republicans are running? Won't that split the vote?
Posted by: It's me donna a



There are 5 R, 8 D, 4 I, 1 L, and 1 G on the ballot to replace Isakson. It's a special election.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (OQcPl)

312 I need to figure out how to do that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:47 PM (2C38g)

Do you have a 'home' button on the TV controller? Or do you have Prime/Netflix? However you get to those should be the same way. Look for Youtube in the list.

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

313 299 I think this might be a thing.



Nickelback is better. (stolen from yt comments).

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 08:52 PM (AHq56)

314
There are 5 R, 8 D, 4 I, 1 L, and 1 G on the ballot to replace Isakson. It's a special election

Got it

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 08:52 PM (Zmnko)

315 osted by: JM in Florida at October 16, 2020 08:46 PM (g9RhN)

You don't have to convince him to like Trump. You just have to convince him it's a binary choice and that Biden is much much worse.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

Is your friend a racist? (Joking) Trump's done more for the black community in jobs and prison reform than Biden in 47 years. Can't imagine backing Biden if he cares about the black community.

Israel? Middle East peace? Economy? Jobs back in America? Something must resonate.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

316 Or an NBC film crew with a GM truck !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Automotive Critic ... at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (LPnfS)

Yep, that works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:52 PM (ghkbL)

317 "In the GA race, two Republicans are running? Won't that split the vote?"

Yep. The Stupid Party in action.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:52 PM (9iCGt)

318 SPACE FORCE !!

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:53 PM (zr5Kq)

319 Controversy: Washington Cuckskins owner wanted his cheerleaders to be skinny with big tits.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 08:53 PM (vMCab)

320 If you have a relatively new tv you can download apps to the tv, among them YouTube. No different than downloading Netflix or Prime.
Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 08:48 PM (oyvuy)


I use a Roku interface to the TV, but their "keyboard" interface to YouTube sucks bigly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:53 PM (2C38g)

321 Obama is a patriot

Those words don't belong together in the same sentence.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2020 08:54 PM (EgshT)

322 Been listening to the Best of Dwight Yoakam . Damn that's some good honky tonk music and just good music period.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:54 PM (2DOZq)

323 Lost a Good Friend to Cancer today ! FUCK CANCER!!!!!

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 08:54 PM (AfqnS)

324 Posted by: Ghost Of

So sorry

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (Zmnko)

325 Who plugs in a hard drive sent by rando anonymous chinamen?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (7yB/U)

Well, if you plug it into an old machine with no other hard drives, or network connections, what do you risk? Maybe infect the BIOS?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (ghkbL)

326 Gasoline has a LEL/UEL or 1.1/7.6%

LEL is lower explosive limit, UEL is upper, and it is the concentration in air necessary for ignition.

This means that you need a very narrow concentration of gasoline for it to ignite (these numbers for atmospheric pressure)

It can and will ignite off a cigarette, but if you fill up your car 99 times with a lit cigarette, you will probably never blow up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (LWu6U)

327 Five Finger Death Punch new video is topical. Is this a thing? I think this might be a thing.

https://youtu.be/eOkkWIOkWl8


"A Little Bit Off" seemed 'brave'. This video is downright subversive!

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (OFJlJ)

328 Infidel, I'm so sorry. She is really young. Prayers up for her, her family and your daughter as well.

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (+X9Vs)

329 312 I need to figure out how to do that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:47 PM (2C38g)

Do you have a 'home' button on the TV controller? Or do you have Prime/Netflix? However you get to those should be the same way. Look for Youtube in the list.
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)



You can get the HQ on your tv too. Install Firefox and you can browse the web. Remember when webtv was a thing?

of course if you're doing that it's not a bad idea to hook up a wireless mouse and keyboard.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (vMCab)

330 The Chinese are very emotional. They are going to meltdown in the next week. Mark my words.

Theyvee put a lot on the DNC and they are failing. They are going to go apeshit crazy when they realize theyve thrown their money down a sewer pit of octogenarians

Posted by: Miss Issippi at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (LIhNq)

331
Who plugs in a hard drive sent by rando anonymous chinamen?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

=======

Well, the same people who hire Imran Awan to do their IT work, but other than that, there are plenty of ways to safely review data on a hard drive.

Just plug it into a separate device that's not connected to anything.

Still, I haven't scrolled up far enough to know what we're talking about.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (G51Gf)

332 Yoakam and Emmilou Harris, Diamond Ring, is pretty good.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:56 PM (wHCvQ)

333 Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

Got me thinking, a laptop with a HDMI output could feed the TV and provide a decent (Bluetooth remote) keyboard interface, hmm.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:56 PM (2C38g)

334
I use a Roku interface to the TV, but their "keyboard" interface to YouTube sucks bigly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

I found RSBN live on youtube. There is a search option.

Posted by: Infidel at October 16, 2020 08:56 PM (7N5l4)

335 Truth be known, the coal at the end of a cigarette is pretty low risk for igniting gasoline vapors. Normally requires an open flame or a spark.

Definitely not recommending the practice, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:45 PM (ghkbL)


Right, one of those things where I found out it's damn near impossible, so now every movie where you see it happen, you know the producers are just lazy and stupid.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 08:56 PM (hku12)

336 If you are so inclined, prayers would be appreciated for Debra and her loved ones..
Posted by: Infidel


Lord, please hold the Family of Debra in your hands at this devastating time. Bless then with the Wisdom to make painful choices and the Strength to endure ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 16, 2020 08:56 PM (LPnfS)

337
Text message from Hunter to Sundown: "If you don't run ill never have a chance at redemption."

How's that working out for you, H?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:57 PM (pNxlR)

338 @abigailmarone 6m

The media CANNOT ignore this for 18 days.

A Source included on Hunter Biden emails confirms they're real & that "the big guy" is referring to Joe Biden.

"The big guy" aka Joe Biden was listed to get a payout from a Chinese energy company. This is nuts.

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 08:57 PM (cF8AT)

339 337
Text message from Hunter to Sundown: "If you don't run ill never have a chance at redemption


That's sad... And weird

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (Zmnko)

340 You can put a cigarette out in gasoline but I don't recommend it.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (9iCGt)

341 126
And Trump just of AOC: "She has a great line of bullshit."


Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 08:22 PM (OMsf+)

-----------------------------

She has kinda nice boobies, too. Credit where it's due and all that. Bullshit and boobies - I now have a name for my autobiography.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (+3rQF)

342 Gasoline and cigarettes; It's the vapors.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (wHCvQ)

343
Right, one of those things where I found out it's damn near impossible, so now every movie where you see it happen, you know the producers are just lazy and stupid.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 08:56 PM (hku12)

-------------

Cars bursting into flames after a fender bender.
Walking away from an explosion 25 feet away
Guns that never run out of bullets

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (mht8P)

344 293 in ga ya gotta get 50% or a run off. Top R will sqAure off with top D in a run off

Posted by: Duncan at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (+HZ1v)

345 333 Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)

Got me thinking, a laptop with a HDMI output could feed the TV and provide a decent (Bluetooth remote) keyboard interface, hmm.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:56 PM (2C38g)



I think the logitech wireless mouse and keyboard combination is under 20 bucks.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (vMCab)

346 In Joe's defense he now has no recollection of any Chinese pay off or any of his grandkids names.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

347 Lost a Good Friend to Cancer today ! FUCK CANCER!!!!!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 08:54 PM (AfqnS)


So sorry for your loss.

EFF Cancer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (2C38g)

348
They've put a lot on the DNC and they are failing. They are going to go apeshit crazy when they realize they've thrown their money down a sewer pit of octogenarians
Posted by: Miss Issippi


The DNC is a charnel house.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

349 You don't have to convince him to like Trump. You just have to convince him it's a binary choice and that Biden is much much worse.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 08:49 PM (2DOZq)
=====================
You would think a smart person would see that. But I will look for an opportunity to make the point as you suggest.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (g9RhN)

350 Rauchen verboten !

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (zr5Kq)

351 There are 5 R, 8 D, 4 I, 1 L, and 1 G on the ballot to replace Isakson. It's a special election

Got it
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 08:52 PM (Zmnko)

Bingo!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (cI3Q7)

352 BTW, Bin Laden's niece is a babe.

Posted by: vivi at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (11H2y)

353
A Source included on Hunter Biden emails confirms they're real & that "the big guy" is referring to Joe Biden.

"The big guy" aka Joe Biden was listed to get a payout from a Chinese energy company. This is nuts.
Posted by: Tami

=======

When does the source come forward? When do we get to see more emails and, more important, porn? No, really, when does the anonymous whispering stop and some hard action start taking place?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (G51Gf)

354 Apparently 370,000 ballots in Pennsylvania have been rejected.

Bets on those being majority Democrat?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (+rZgP)

355 Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (Zmnko)
**********
She was taking care of her Mom who had Alzheimers too. Thank You

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (AfqnS)

356
Cars bursting into flames after a fender bender.


Not just bursting into flames, but the WHOLE car bursting into flames.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (pNxlR)

357 Lost a Good Friend to Cancer today ! FUCK CANCER!!!!!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg


Please accept my condolences ... and ditto ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (LPnfS)

358 You can get the HQ on your tv too. Install Firefox and you can browse the web. Remember when webtv was a thing?

of course if you're doing that it's not a bad idea to hook up a wireless mouse and keyboard.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 08:55 PM (vMCab)

Sometimes when there's a really good thread going but I have to go do something in the house, I wish for an app that could read the comments to me.

I don't ask for much...

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)

359 BTW, Bin Laden's niece is a babe.
Posted by: vivi

A real bomb.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (IpyIE)

360 Gasoline and cigarettes; It's the vapors.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (wHCvQ)

Turning Japanese?

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (5FCda)

361 She was taking care of her Mom who had Alzheimers too. Thank You
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (AfqnS

Doubly sad.. Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (Zmnko)

362 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (G51Gf)

This is not a DOJ investigation. You'll see it in the next two weeks.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (2DOZq)

363 You can put a cigarette out in gasoline but I don't recommend it.
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (9iCGt)

Yes. Most of the time, gasoline extinguishes the cigarette, by denying it oxygen. But, every now and then, the act of throwing the butt into the gasoline causes the butt to flare up from passage through the air, and it becomes hot enough to spark the fuel vapor hovering over the pail of gasoline. Foomp!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (ghkbL)

364 She was taking care of her Mom who had Alzheimers too. Thank You

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (AfqnS)

Oh gosh how horrible! Prayers for the family and you.

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:01 PM (cF8AT)

365 Sometimes when there's a really good thread going but I have to go do something in the house, I wish for an app that could read the comments to me.

I don't ask for much...
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)

Imagining the comments here read in the same voice my car uses for texts. Hah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 09:01 PM (cI3Q7)

366
Text message from Hunter to Sundown: "If you don't run ill never have a chance at redemption."

How's that working out for you, H?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

=======

Is that one of them, for real?

Pardon my cynicism, but I don't think Hunter means "redemption." I think he means clearing himself of connections and past misdeeds tht could get him arrested.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM (G51Gf)

367 Cars bursting into flames after a fender bender.
Walking away from an explosion 25 feet away
Guns that never run out of bullets
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (mht8P)


Smashing through a plate-glass window without a single cut.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM (2JVJo)

368 >>>When does the source come forward? When do we get to see more emails and, more important, porn? No, really, when does the anonymous whispering stop and some hard action start taking place?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (G51Gf)

Rudy says we get dribbles until ten days before the election.
Ten days before the election - BOOM.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM (wHCvQ)

369 I really think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj2I0EJ9PM

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM (AHq56)

370 TW, Bin Laden's niece is a babe.

Posted by: vivi



A real bomb.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
===========

Quite the head-turner!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (an7Mv)

371 Imagining the comments here read in the same voice my car uses for texts. Hah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 09:01 PM (cI3Q7)

I have Siri programmed in the Australian accent.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

372 Prayers up, Infidel. Hope you're feeling better as well.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (FlnFg)

373 Lost a Good Friend to Cancer today ! FUCK CANCER!!!!!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 08:54 PM (AfqnS)

Condolences. And kind thoughts going out to Infidel's friend, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (ghkbL)

374 Apparently 370,000 ballots in Pennsylvania have been rejected. Bets on those being majority Democrat?

Even the ballot fixers gave up on the crayon-smeared selection boxes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (EgshT)

375 359 BTW, Bin Laden's niece is a babe.
Posted by: vivi

A real bomb.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (IpyIE)


Let's not lose our heads over her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (4eDGJ)

376 Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (vMCab)

Seems like I have a spare HDMI port.
I love it when a plan comes together...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (2C38g)

377 367 Cars bursting into flames after a fender bender.
Walking away from an explosion 25 feet away
Guns that never run out of bullets
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 08:58 PM (mht8P)

Smashing through a plate-glass window without a single cut.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM (2JVJo)

Lot of fruit stands that seem easy to plow through, willy nilly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (cI3Q7)

378 354 Apparently 370,000 ballots in Pennsylvania have been rejected.

Bets on those being majority Democrat?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's


This is what I don't understand -- Why hasn't Trump turned that question around every time he is asked. He should just say "Let me ask if Biden will accept the vote - no recounts, no lawyers, no disputes over the rejected ballots of people who are not registered, etc. Will Biden accept the vote? will he *not* take it to the supreme court if he still still loses Florida after 3 recounts the way Gore did?"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (LWu6U)

379
Imagining the comments here read in the same voice my car uses for texts. Hah!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 09:01 PM (cI3Q7)

--------------

Comments read using Elizabeth Warren's voice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (mht8P)

380
Is that one of them, for real?

Pardon my cynicism, but I don't think Hunter means "redemption." I think he means clearing himself of connections and past misdeeds tht could get him arrested.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


It's from the Post's article on Hunter - Sundown Joe text messages.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (pNxlR)

381 W, Bin Laden's niece is a babe.

Posted by: vivi



A real bomb.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
===========

Quite the head-turner!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (an7Mv)


Drop dead gorgeous.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

382 Thanks everyone, I haven't seen her for a while & I just thought she was really busy taking care of her Mom, But a mutual friend just told me of FB Messenger & they you all, this is a nut punch for me

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (AfqnS)

383 Lost a Good Friend to Cancer today ! FUCK CANCER!!!!!
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg


I am so sorry.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (2JVJo)

384 Comments read using Elizabeth Warren's voice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (mht8P)

Ben Stein

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (2DOZq)

385 368 >>>When does the source come forward? When do we get to see more emails and, more important, porn? No, really, when does the anonymous whispering stop and some hard action start taking place?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 08:59 PM (G51Gf)

Rudy says we get dribbles until ten days before the election. Ten days before the election - BOOM.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM (wHCvQ)


Imagine the starfish puckering that is going on in Democrat circles on hearing that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (4eDGJ)

386 Pardon my cynicism, but I don't think Hunter means
"redemption." I think he means clearing himself of connections and past
misdeeds tht could get him arrested.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM


Reads like the plea of a drug-addled Fredo to me.

Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (OMsf+)

387 TheJamesMadison's Phone: "Apparently 370,000 ballots in Pennsylvania have been rejected."

That's a shocking number of mis-votes.

Time for them to go to inked thumb acquired on one day and one day only.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (oF0uK)

388 Trump just finished. What an incredible performance.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (sWM8x)

389 113
Insty is looking at his blender thinking "from my cold, dead hands"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2020 08:20 PM (EGyGV)

This post has been up over an hour, and there's only one reference to puppy blending. Sometimes I'm not sure i know you people.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (qyH+l)

390 Sometimes when there's a really good thread going but I have to go do something in the house, I wish for an app that could read the comments to me.

I don't ask for much...
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)


This is a much needed app!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (2C38g)

391 Sorry to hear that, GRBG. My condolences.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (cI3Q7)

392 Sometimes when there's a really good thread going but I have to go do something in the house, I wish for an app that could read the comments to me.

I don't ask for much...
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)



I've tried that before. Highlight the thread text on my iphone and choose the "Speak" option and off it goes. There's some setting on the iphone that you can adjust how fast it reads and it is the more robotic voice reading. But I mean if you really want to do that you can.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (vMCab)

393 Sometimes when there's a really good thread going but I have to go do something in the house, I wish for an app that could read the comments to me.

I don't ask for much...
Posted by: Tami


Mac OS ?
Safari > Edit > Speech > Start Speaking ...

But text flow is not guaranteed. i.e. the written page may not match the visual page ...

And the voices are annoying ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Auditory Hallucinations Critic ... at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (LPnfS)

394 Trump finishes.

Outro: YMCA!

Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (qyH+l)

395 Is that one of them, for real?



Pardon my cynicism, but I don't think Hunter means "redemption." I
think he means clearing himself of connections and past misdeeds tht
could get him arrested.

Posted by:at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM (G51Gf)

Yes, they're real from a new NYPost article: https://bit.ly/3nXoxGf

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (7yB/U)

396
This is not a DOJ investigation. You'll see it in the next two weeks.
Posted by: Weaning is hard

========

Okay, sentence #1, right there, it seems to me it should be a DOJ investigation because it has Foreign Corrupt Practices Act stamped all over it, and yet I'm glad the DOJ has nothing to do with it, because then it would be two weeks in the #twoweeks sense. Which it still might be, I fear.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (G51Gf)

397 354 Apparently 370,000 ballots in Pennsylvania have been rejected.

Bets on those being majority Democrat?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at October 16, 2020 09:00 PM (+rZgP)

Pretty good since the Democrat Party is actually running ads on how to properly mail in your vote around here.

They know their base are barely functioning retards.

Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (gk0uD)

398
Lot of fruit stands that seem easy to plow through, willy nilly.


People walking away from a crashed car in which they had been riding that just did several flips, a half dozen rolls, and a triple lutz, and they had not been wearing seat belts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (pNxlR)

399 Time for them to go to inked thumb acquired on one day and one day only.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (oF0uK)


C'mon man, that's the stuff they do in third world countries to protect against voter fraud!

Oh wait...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:06 PM (2C38g)

400 Rudy says we get dribbles until ten days before the election.

Ten days before the election - BOOM.





Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM (wHCvQ)


Yep, the future of the country is at stake but we gotta wait so Rudy can sell shit on Youtube. I guess Trump doesn't pay him enough.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 09:06 PM (7yB/U)

401 Spoiler alert: Patrick McGoohan was the murderer in the Columbo I just watched. And, no, it wasn't the military academy one.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 09:06 PM (an7Mv)

402 Certainly enough vapors seep out while filling a gas tank, and a lit cigarette in hand seems to be a accident waiting to happen.

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 09:07 PM (OjZpE)

403 Text message from Hunter to Sundown: "If you don't run ill never have a chance at redemption beating the rap."

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:07 PM (4eDGJ)

404
Lot of fruit stands that seem easy to plow through, willy nilly.

------------

Parking spaces always available on the street outside a downtown building.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:07 PM (mht8P)

405 The real CBD has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.
It's the name that inspires the necessary fear.
Posted by: Insomniac

He wasn't the original Dread COB CBD either. The name has been passed down since before anyone can tell.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 16, 2020 08:47

LOL That sounds like my grt grandfather. He wrote for a German newspaper out of Minneapolis. I always thought his nom de plume? as "Hans Buschbauer" was his own. Come to find it was used by a succession of columnists.

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2020 09:07 PM (yMKLy)

406 Jumping out of a moving car going 40-50 miles and hour and just messing up their hair a little. Not even that, if we are talking Hawaii Five-O.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 09:07 PM (cI3Q7)

407 People walking away from a crashed car in which they had been riding that just did several flips, a half dozen rolls, and a triple lutz, and they had not been wearing seat belts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (pNxlR)

I've handled a couple of accidents where that happened. Wasn't their time to go.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:07 PM (2DOZq)

408 My rescue dogs - beloved mutts - will have a word with Netflix....

Posted by: Mookie at October 16, 2020 09:07 PM (3vIkC)

409 What a great President.

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:07 PM (BRkq2)

410 Gunfights and explosions where everyone can hear perfectly fine afterwards.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:08 PM (9iCGt)

411 Comments read using Elizabeth Warren's voice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (mht8P)

Ben Stein
Posted by: Weaning is hard

Sam Elliott

Posted by: Infidel at October 16, 2020 09:08 PM (7N5l4)

412 I've tried that before. Highlight the thread text on my iphone and choose the "Speak" option and off it goes. There's some setting on the iphone that you can adjust how fast it reads and it is the more robotic voice reading. But I mean if you really want to do that you can.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (vMCab)

Waaaait....WUT?!

You've done this!?

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:08 PM (cF8AT)

413 Tiffany Meier is up in 22 minutes on Biden:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLQ3zqM075M

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 09:08 PM (AHq56)

414 https://amgreatness.com/ 2020/10/16/ seattle cop car set on fire with officer inside

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2020 09:08 PM (OjZpE)

415 Ben Stein
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (2DOZq)

Optics professor. Flat monotone voice. Roll of transparency material. Marker (purple, IIRC). Overhead projector.

Every class.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2020 09:09 PM (qyH+l)

416 Is your friend a racist? (Joking) Trump's done more for the black community in jobs and prison reform than Biden in 47 years. Can't imagine backing Biden if he cares about the black community.

Israel? Middle East peace? Economy? Jobs back in America? Something must resonate.
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 08:52 PM (Ed8Zd

===========

Let me mull that over; there may be an issue that will resonate. He understands the economy, unemployment. But he was so vehement is his opposition to Trump, that it may be TDS.

Posted by: JM in Florida at October 16, 2020 09:09 PM (g9RhN)

417 Jumping out of a second or third story window and just rolling and running away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 09:09 PM (cI3Q7)

418 Yep, the future of the country is at stake but we gotta wait so Rudy can sell shit on Youtube. I guess Trump doesn't pay him enough.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 09:06 PM (7yB/U)


Don't be silly. Rudy's Breitbarting Biden. How does Biden respond to the initial disclosures? If he blatantly lies, he risks getting hosed by a later disclosure. And by dribbling out stuff between now and then, Rudy keeps the story fresh, and builds suspense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:09 PM (4eDGJ)

419 "We Did Get a Diagnosis Yesterday from My Doctor Unfortunately, It is Cancer" - Prayers for Dan Bongino After He Breaks News of Cancer

Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 09:10 PM (AfqnS)

420 412 I've tried that before. Highlight the thread text on my iphone and choose the "Speak" option and off it goes. There's some setting on the iphone that you can adjust how fast it reads and it is the more robotic voice reading. But I mean if you really want to do that you can.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (vMCab)

Waaaait....WUT?!

You've done this!?
Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:08 PM (cF8AT)



Yeah, on my iphone.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 09:10 PM (vMCab)

421 >>>Okay, sentence #1, right there, it seems to me it should be a DOJ investigation because it has Foreign Corrupt Practices Act stamped all over it, and yet I'm glad the DOJ has nothing to do with it, because then it would be two weeks in the #twoweeks sense. Which it still might be, I fear.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (G51Gf)



FBI sat on the computer for nearly a year before the tech turned over a copy to Rudy.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 09:10 PM (wHCvQ)

422 Posted by: Adriane the Auditory Hallucinations Critic ... at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (LPnfS)

I'll take Mark Steyn reading the male voices and an Irish lass reading the female voices, and 'twould be worth every penny.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:10 PM (2C38g)

423 301
CBD, the name bestowed on the most frightening and ruthless member of Ace's entourage ...

Many different CBD's throughout the years, not unlike James Bond. Shaken, but not stirred? hmmm.

Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (+ya+t)

424 Bin Laden's niece is a babe.

Posted by: vivi



A real bomb.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
===========

Quite the head-turner!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (an7Mv)


Drop dead gorgeous.
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)


She makes your heart go BOOM.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (2JVJo)

425
Yes, they're real from a new NYPost article: https://bit.ly/3nXoxGf
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 09:05 PM (7yB/U)


The whole exchange is depressing. Apparently his wife and brother Beau's wife were dumping on Li'l Huntie and he was feeling sorry for himself, while in rehab.

Delaware ought to erect eight foot high fencing topped with concertina wire, around every Biden household.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (pNxlR)

426 I'll take Mark Steyn reading the male voices and an Irish lass reading the female voices, and 'twould be worth every penny.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:10 PM (2C38g)

Laura Bailey. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (cI3Q7)

427 What voice would you use for zombie?

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (9iCGt)

428 My husband's older brother, a greasy ponytailed prog, helped my prog MIL fill out her ballot for Biden today, and her vote for Jon Ossoff.

I hate my in-laws.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh at October 16, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

429
Optics professor. Flat monotone voice. Roll of transparency material. Marker (purple, IIRC). Overhead projector.

Every class.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2020 09:09 PM (qyH+l)

-------------

Visiting Indian professor's seminar. Impenetrable accent. Over an hour long. Grey on black slides. Obscure near infrared spectra. The room emptied instantly after he stopped talking. Everyone vanished.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:12 PM (mht8P)

430 Did you ever wish for an app that could read AoSHQ comments to you?

I wish for an app that could read the comments to me.
I don't ask for much...
Posted by: Tami


Well, friend, you're in luck - there is just such an app!*

HomeGrownRobots™ presents: The Acecomments App.

It doesn't just read the comments. You can program different voices for different commenters. Would you prefer Charleton Heston or Pee Wee Herman for the voice of Zod? How about Mark Dice's Brian Stelter voice for trolls? Alex the Chick with Mae West's dulcet intonation. New voices being uploaded daily.

*Just as soon as I learn to code...

Posted by: mindful webworker at October 16, 2020 09:12 PM (21UM+)

431
Many different CBD's throughout the years, not unlike James Bond. Shaken, but not stirred? hmmm.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (+ya+t)


Rumor has it that they're grooming the next CBD, and that replacement will be female.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:12 PM (pNxlR)

432 Sometimes when there's a really good thread going but I have to go do something in the house, I wish for an app that could read the comments to me.

I don't ask for much...
Posted by: Tami


Don't forget the little **bleep** noise every time one of us swears.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:12 PM (2JVJo)

433 On CNN after Trump, Biden.

Person introducing special guests Whitmer believes in Science! WHitmer believes in FACTS!

Whitmer believes in POWER!

Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (qyH+l)

434 You've done this!?
Posted by: Tami

Yeah, on my iphone.
Posted by: buzzion


Mac products have speech and accept speed (voice commands) for certain applications with certain Accessibility System Preference options turned on ...

Posted by: Adriane the Auditory Hallucinations Critic ... at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (LPnfS)

435 "The whole exchange is depressing. Apparently his wife and brother Beau's
wife were dumping on Li'l Huntie and he was feeling sorry for himself,
while in rehab"


They tried to send him back to rehab, and he said, "no, no, no!"

Posted by: Mookie at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (3vIkC)

436 #397: A problem with mail in ballots is you spoil one at the polling place, you can get a new one. Spoil a mail in ballot? Who will know until it is put in the reader, where the voter isn't? And who was that voter?


May make fraud a little bit more difficult.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (0QYMt)

437
What voice would you use for zombie?
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (9iCGt)


Lauren Bacall, from "Key Largo"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (pNxlR)

438 272 CBD NEVER sleeps.



There is more than one CBD...just saying...
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)

I am CBD...

Posted by: Kirk Douglas at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)

439 People walking away from a crashed car in which they had been riding that just did several flips, a half dozen rolls, and a triple lutz, and they had not been wearing seat belts.

Love that lasts forever.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (2JVJo)

440 Commissar Hrothgar: "Oh wait..."

Exactly. That's where we are now.

I would embrace this method, quite honestly. I'd have it, in person, on two days about a week apart. Make 'em holidays if necessary so employees who must work can get one of the days off. But knock it off with the kaleidoscope of processes (at least for Federal elections) that are designed to be corrupted.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (oF0uK)

441 Bin Laden's niece is a babe.

Posted by: vivi



A real bomb.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
===========

Quite the head-turner!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (an7Mv)


Drop dead gorgeous.
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

She makes your heart go BOOM.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (2JVJo)


She'll love you to pieces if you give her a chance.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)

442 Well, just got a bummer call from kidlet. A friend of hers had a heart
attack, 38 yo, no brain activity. The boyfriend wants to pull the plug.
Her kid, 21 yo, doesn't want to. If you are so inclined, prayers
would be appreciated for Debra and her loved ones..


Will do, Infidel. Prayers up for Debra and your kidlet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (HaL55)

443 If you made a AOS comment reading app, you could set default voices, but also assign special voices to particular nics.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (9iCGt)

444 Yep, the future of the country is at stake but we gotta wait so Rudy can sell shit on Youtube. I guess Trump doesn't pay him enough.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 09:06 PM (7yB/U)


Or the showman knows that you keep them chasing their tails, never knowing what will happen to them tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (2C38g)

445 Don't be silly. Rudy's Breitbarting Biden. How does Biden respond to the initial disclosures? If he blatantly lies, he risks getting hosed by a later disclosure. And by dribbling out stuff between now and then, Rudy keeps the story fresh, and builds suspense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Now see?

We can have nice things.

Posted by: Media Survivor Miklos from Newsweek at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)

446 319 Controversy: Washington Cuckskins owner wanted his cheerleaders to be skinny with big tits.
Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 08:53 PM (vMCab)

Will the racism never cease? No ba-donk-a-donk, No Peace!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (Wm5SB)

447 Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 09:10
I'll have to try this. I will prolly fail. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (yMKLy)

448 382 Thanks everyone, I haven't seen her for a while & I just thought she was really busy taking care of her Mom, But a mutual friend just told me of FB Messenger & they you all, this is a nut punch for me
Posted by: Ghost Of Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (AfqnS)

GoRBG, I am so sorry. Virtual hugs, much love and prayers for your comfort, as well as her family's grief.

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (+X9Vs)

449 Truth be known, the coal at the end of a cigarette is pretty low risk for igniting gasoline vapors. Normally requires an open flame or a spark.

Definitely not recommending the practice, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 08:45 PM (ghkbL)


Right, one of those things where I found out it's damn near impossible, so now every movie where you see it happen, you know the producers are just lazy and stupid.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 08:56 PM (hku12)


I've tossed cigarettes into coffee cans of gasoline on a breezy day. It's not as easy as you'd think to get ignition. The can has to be almost empty so the vapors at the bottom dont get blown to a non-volatile density.
Once you know, you can scare the shit out of those that don't!
Still not advised, but there you go.

Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (z79tQ)

450

I am CBD...
Posted by: Kirk Douglas at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)

I am Kirk Douglas !

Posted by: Spartakus at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

451 What voice would you use for zombie?

Tom Waits?

Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (+ya+t)

452 441 Bin Laden's niece is a babe.

Posted by: vivi



A real bomb.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
===========

Quite the head-turner!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (an7Mv)


Drop dead gorgeous.
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

She makes your heart go BOOM.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (2JVJo)


She'll love you to pieces if you give her a chance.
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)

The ONLY way to exit, is going PIECE BY PIECE.

Posted by: Slayer at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (3DJkT)

453 If you have an iphone you can go to settings and "Accessibility" You choose spoken feedback and there is where you can turn it on. "Speak selection" activated and then at the bottom is where you can choose how fast they read it.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (vMCab)

454 Pardon my cynicism, but I don't think Hunter means
"redemption." I think he means clearing himself of connections and past
misdeeds tht could get him arrested.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 09:02 PM

Reads like the plea of a drug-addled Fredo to me.
Posted by: Bert G at October 16, 2020 09:04 PM (OMsf+)


Yup, addicts are incredibly good at that. If you don't do this thing, you'll cause me to go back to using again.

This kind of emotional blackmail plays out a bazillion times, all over the world. Holding families and friends hostage to the addict and his threats, like he's holding a loaded gun to his own head.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (hku12)

455 CBD, the name bestowed on the most frightening and ruthless member of Ace's entourage ...

Many different CBD's throughout the years, not unlike James Bond. Shaken, but not stirred? hmmm.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (+ya+t)

More like Lassie

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

456
Although I don't want to dump on Indian professors. One of the more enjoyable talks I heard was using water hyacinths to absorb heavy metal pollutants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (mht8P)

457 Parking spaces always available on the street outside a downtown building.

I heard that in the 70s and 80s, cops called that "Kojacking," after the show. "Man, I figured the donut shop was gonna be packed, but boom, I Kojacked right out front!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (2JVJo)

458 I see we are thinking along the same lines MWW.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (9iCGt)

459 I am concerned trump is in Georgia. Should be wrapped up. But Biden is in Detroit. If Biden has any lead at all, Michigan would be in his bag

Posted by: Duncan at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (+HZ1v)

460 I'll take Mark Steyn reading the male voices and an Irish lass reading the female voices, and 'twould be worth every penny.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!-


Jeremy Irons does some great BBC Nature narration ... or at least, I think it's him ...

Posted by: Adriane the Auditory Hallucinations Critic ... at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (LPnfS)

461 People shouldn't judge "PUPPY MURDER" until you've had a chance to watch it yourself. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (700n7)

462 If you made a AOS comment reading app, you could set default voices, but also assign special voices to particular nics.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (9iCGt)


Ace could market that on the Ace Store, but we'd have to pay AtC royalties because for her voice we should accept NO substitutes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (2C38g)

463 450

I am CBD...
Posted by: Kirk Douglas at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)

I am Kirk Douglas !
Posted by: Spartakus at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

I am Catch Thirty-Thr33.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (3DJkT)

464 CBD, the name bestowed on the most frightening and ruthless member of Ace's entourage ...

Many different CBD's throughout the years, not unlike James Bond. Shaken, but not stirred? hmmm.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (+ya+t)

More like Lassie


Flipper

Posted by: Spartakus at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)

465 272 CBD NEVER sleeps.



There is more than one CBD...just saying...
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)

I.AM.CBD...

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (BgMrQ)

466
Many different CBD's throughout the years, not unlike James Bond. Shaken, but not stirred? hmmm.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (+ya+t)

More like Lassie
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

CHUD

Posted by: Sulu at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (CLteG)

467 What voice would you use for zombie?
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (9iCGt)

Lauren Bacall, from "Key Largo"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Oh please...

Posted by: Miklos, who knows how to whistle at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

468
I am concerned trump is in Georgia. Should be wrapped up. But Biden is in Detroit. If Biden has any lead at all, Michigan would be in his bag
Posted by: Duncan at October 16, 2020 09:15 PM (+HZ1v)


Good for you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (pNxlR)

469 off slave revolt

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)

470 for the voice app? I want the guy who did the Honey Badger video.

Posted by: Moki at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (+X9Vs)

471 I was the last comment on the previous thread, I said;
I am researching roommate pricing in NH on Craigslist. This is the title of a page I came across:

Male body healer seeks a room short term immediately $1k

WTF?

Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (zAHgE)

472 If you made a AOS comment reading app, you could set default voices, but also assign special voices to particular nics.

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM



Ace would be Ving Rhames Arby's voice

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (786Ro)

473 Voice matters.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (zr5Kq)

474 I'd have all troll comments read in kermit's voice.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (2DOZq)

475 Yep, the future of the country is at stake but we
gotta wait so Rudy can sell shit on Youtube. I guess Trump doesn't pay
him enough.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 16, 2020 09:06 PM (7yB/U)



Or the showman knows that you keep them chasing their tails, never knowing what will happen to them tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (2C38g)

What gets more attention on the streaming services-a show that releases all the episodes at once, or one at a time?

Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (kOpft)

476 Visiting Indian professor's seminar. Impenetrable accent. Over an hour long. Grey on black slides. Obscure near infrared spectra. The room emptied instantly after he stopped talking. Everyone vanished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:12 PM (mht8P)


I saw someone interviewing for a faculty position she utterly yearned to have, having tried multiple times before. She gave her seminar ... with screenfuls of handwritten text on each slide. She had kind of an artistic caligraphic style that was very difficult to read, and the slides were indispensable to understanding her talk on an arcane new physical method.

"The first slide, shown here, summarizes the basis of the experimental technique." [Flashes slide]

"Now that you know the basis of the technique ... I will drone on for an hour in which you have NO chance of understand what the graphs etc. convey."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:18 PM (4eDGJ)

477 Somebody's gonna put their arm around Hunter and say: "Here is 9ccs of pure black tar heroin, use it, or we're gonna beat you to death and make it look like a drug deal gone bad. Choose."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 09:18 PM (Uy1hQ)

478
Ace would be Ving Rhames Arby's voice
Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (786Ro)


We halve the shelves!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:18 PM (pNxlR)

479 If Biden has any lead at all, Michigan would be in his bag
Posted by: Duncan

Hunter is the bagman.

Maybe even a messenger bag.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking garrett is probably just fine at October 16, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

480 PS: she didn't get the job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:18 PM (4eDGJ)

481 I was the last comment on the previous thread, I said;
I am researching roommate pricing in NH on Craigslist. This is the title of a page I came across:

Male body healer seeks a room short term immediately $1k

WTF?
Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (zAHgE)


He is paying ? Or wants to get paid ???

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)

482 CBD, the name bestowed on the most frightening and ruthless member of Ace's entourage ...

Many different CBD's throughout the years, not unlike James Bond. Shaken, but not stirred? hmmm.
Posted by: dartist


CBD.

007.

Both 3 characters.

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: mikeski at October 16, 2020 09:19 PM (P1f+c)

483 I think I am becoming a Trumphead

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:19 PM (WeUTC)

484 People walking away from a crashed car in which they had been riding that just did several flips, a half dozen rolls, and a triple lutz, and they had not been wearing seat belts.

Love that lasts forever.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:13 PM (2JVJo)



Heh, the hot chick who is not only totally into you, she's single. And not crazy.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:19 PM (hku12)

485 "The whole exchange is depressing. Apparently his wife and brother Beau's
wife were dumping on Li'l Huntie and he was feeling sorry for himself,
while in rehab"

---

"Son. Son. Shut up for a minute, okay man? Listen, I know things are tough on you right now but we
need to discuss where my check is, okay?"

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 09:19 PM (em09h)

486 Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist

-
Don't stop, just go your own way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)

487 So much winning. Michigan strikes down 14 day ballot extension.


Har

Har har


Rofl

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM (3aLWR)

488
Male body healer seeks a room short term immediately $1k

WTF?
Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (zAHgE)

What is a "body healer"?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

489 Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist

I suspect the earth would have continued spinning on its axis anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM (4eDGJ)

490
20-somethings with 2000-square-foot apartments in Manhattan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (mht8P)

491 >>> What voice would you use for zombie?
Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (9iCGt)

Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop?

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (Rbfr/)

492 Male body healer seeks a room short term immediately $1k

WTF?
Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (zAHgE)

-

My money is on prostitute with a massage therapy certificate from a community college.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (em09h)

493
Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist


Fleetwood Mac WAS the abortion?!

** ponders that a bit **

Okay, I can believe that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

494 "Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist"

If it saves just one life...

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (9iCGt)

495 I am CBD...
Posted by: Kirk Douglas

I am Kirk Douglas !
Posted by: Spartakus

I am Catch Thirty-Thr33.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


I am what I yam ...

Posted by: PopEye the Sweet Potato ... at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (LPnfS)

496 Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist

-
Don't stop, just go your own way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)

So which member is the abortion?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (ghkbL)

497 Male body healer seeks a room short term immediately $1k

WTF?
Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (zAHgE)

What is a "body healer"?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

Are you looking for alternative sources of income ?

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)

498
WeedSlut420 is Hunter's bagwhore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (f1Vqw)

499 @CBS_Herridge

READ: Letter from 19 house Republicans to Director Wray asks main questions surrounding @FBI forensic analysis of alleged Hunter Biden hard drive + timing. Separately, Republican @SenRonJohnson told CBSNews
FBI would not offer details to his staff about status

https://tinyurl.com/y6bqw9lv

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)

500
Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist



-

Don't stop, just go your own way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Isn't this the same person who kept her implants in the freezer?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (Uy1hQ)

501 Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist

OTOH, maybe it would have continued to exist, with her daughter in the group instead of her.

Did she ever think of that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (4eDGJ)

502 Nick Saban tests negative for Covid. Possibly the first "postive" was a false positive. Auburn hit hardest.

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (786Ro)

503 CBD, the name bestowed on the most frightening and ruthless member of Ace's entourage ...

Many different CBD's throughout the years, not unlike James Bond. Shaken, but not stirred? hmmm.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (+ya+t)

More like Lassie


Flipper
Posted by: Spartakus at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)


Rin Tin Tin

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (2JVJo)

504 I'd opt for Peter Sellers voice in Dr Strangelove.

Veee must not allow the vimmin gap!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (3aLWR)

505
"Son. Son. Shut up for a minute, okay man? Listen, I know things are tough on you right now but we need to discuss where my check is, okay?"
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 09:19 PM (em09h)


Entirely plausible!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (pNxlR)

506 Heh, the hot chick who is not only totally into you, she's single. And not crazy.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:19 PM (hku12)

It's nice to dream, I suppose.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

507 People shouldn't judge "PUPPY MURDER" until you've had a chance to watch it yourself. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (700n7)


A freakin' men, it's like the Salem witch trials all over again..

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (hku12)

508 474 I'd have all troll comments read in kermit's voice.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (2DOZq)


I sure hope hogmartin is looking for a Horde funded software development opportunity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (2C38g)

509 Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist

-

(points, laughs)

Posted by: Amy Coney Barrett at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (em09h)

510 He is paying ? Or wants to get paid ???
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)

This is from his ad:

I'm am Extremely clean, classy, and can meet today. I am very fit attractive and very respectful.

If you have a comfortable chill nude home then send name and number let's talk

I do have am fake email set uo,

Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (zAHgE)

511 What is a "body healer"?
Posted by: Insomniac

Marvin Gaye?

Posted by: Miklos, no homo, not even at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

512 What is a "body healer"?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM (NWiLs)


Some kind of fag would be my guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:23 PM (4eDGJ)

513 Isn't this the same person who kept her implants in the freezer?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (Uy1hQ)

Frosty Treats = Frosty Teats

amiright!!!

Posted by: browndog at October 16, 2020 09:23 PM (BgMrQ)

514 497 Male body healer seeks a room short term immediately $1k

WTF?
Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (zAHgE)

What is a "body healer"?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

Are you looking for alternative sources of income ?
Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)

Not right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

515 Sea Hunt

Mike Hunt

Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:23 PM (+ya+t)

516 Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist

And if her mother had an abortion , Fleetwood Mac also wouldn't exist.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:23 PM (2DOZq)

517 Male body healer seeks a room short term immediately $1k

WTF?
Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:17 PM (zAHgE)

What is a "body healer"?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM



If you've got a grand burning a hole in your pocket, you could find out.

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2020 09:23 PM (786Ro)

518
Flipper
Posted by: Spartakus at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)

Rin Tin Tin
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (2JVJo)

--------------

Sylvester

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:23 PM (mht8P)

519 I'm am Extremely clean, classy, and can meet today. I am very fit attractive and very respectful.

If you have a comfortable chill nude home then send name and number let's talk

I do have am fake email set uo,
Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (zAHgE)

Sounds like he is looking for the Andrew Gillum trade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (ghkbL)

520 She had kind of an artistic caligraphic style that was very difficult to read, and the slides were indispensable to understanding her talk on an arcane new physical method.

I was in a calligraphy club in high school. My handwriting is florid, ornate and nigh-on illegible, even to myself at times.

But it is beautiful to look at.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (2JVJo)

521 This is from his ad:

I'm am Extremely clean, classy, and can meet today. I am very fit attractive and very respectful.

If you have a comfortable chill nude home then send name and number let's talk


Oops. Just saw this. Toldja he was some kind of fag.

Let's talk? Uh ... negatory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (4eDGJ)

522 Its a little-known fact that abortion is responsible for most of the great art of the Renaissance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (wPVhA)

523 Nick Saban tests negative for Covid. Possibly the first "postive" was a false positive.

-

Clearly masks worked!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (em09h)

524 Tiffany in 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLQ3zqM075M

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (AHq56)

525 501
Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist



Sorry honey, Fleetwood Mac was actually better before you dragged your heart 'round there.

Posted by: Mookie at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (3vIkC)

526 This is from his ad:

I'm am Extremely clean, classy, and can meet today. I am very fit attractive and very respectful.

If you have a comfortable chill nude home then send name and number let's talk

I do have am fake email set uo,
Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (zAHgE)

oh, ok. reads like a translation from Chinese. you do the math.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)

527 Nick Saban tests negative for Covid. Possibly the first "postive" was a false positive. Auburn hit hardest.

This is good news. St. Nick needs to be on the sideline chewing out his team tomorrow night against Gawga.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (HaL55)

528 518 Sylvester



Dobbie

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (AHq56)

529 521 This is from his ad:

I'm am Extremely clean, classy, and can meet today. I am very fit attractive and very respectful.

If you have a comfortable chill nude home then send name and number let's talk

Oops. Just saw this. Toldja he was some kind of fag.

Let's talk? Uh ... negatory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (4eDGJ)

Ewwww...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs)

530
Male body healer seeks a room short term immediately $1k


It's in code, numbnuts! Dude's a dog walker; says, "Heel!" a lot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)

531 The mad Bolivian grad student in the next lab over (an org synthesis lab) used to put diethyl ether in a ceramic crucible and put out his cigarettes in it.

That was some time ago. **Shudder**

The trick is to not pause over the surface.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

532 Marvin Gaye?

No, that's sexual healing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (nxdel)

533 "Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist"

If it saves just one life pop band ...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (+y/Ru)

534 Nick Saban tests negative for Covid. Possibly the first "postive" was a false positive.


Unless he gets it again and then he caught it twice!!!

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (2DOZq)

535
Andrew Gillum was using male body healers in that hotel room. One of them was called Dr. Thong, I believe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (f1Vqw)

536 Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist

-
Don't stop, just go your own way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:20 PM (+y/Ru)


Or, you know, it WOULD exist, it just might have had to delay its tour about 5-6 months.

And there'd be one less dead soul.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (hku12)

537 Say what you will, but Fleetwood Mac gave a comfortable living to at least five cockatoos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (wPVhA)

538 >>> "The whole exchange is depressing. Apparently his wife and brother Beau's wife were dumping on Li'l Huntie and he was feeling sorry for himself, while in rehab"

Went and looked at it, very pitiable.

Biden is a terrible human being, but even animals can be kind to their own young. His son WAS a screw up, but he scores some dad points in that text exchange trying to comfort his son, credit where it's due.

The pics of the smiling grandkids around the dining room table depressed me for some reason. It's not all crack pipes and illegal stuff; there are some regular family ones too apparently. The kids' privacy will be collateral damage in a fight for the country. I might pray for them tonight, they'll need it.

And OF COURSE, prayers for all the Horde going through trials right now! May you find the refuge and solace you need.

Posted by: LizLem at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (Rbfr/)

539 I was in a calligraphy club in high school. My handwriting is florid, ornate and nigh-on illegible, even to myself at times.

But it is beautiful to look at.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (2JVJo)


Hers was beautiful to look at, too. Illegible, but beautiful.

Five seconds to read (that is, decrypt) a paragraph of text on some new synchrotron-based technique written in Linear B was not a good idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (4eDGJ)

540 How *I* predict Hunter will end up?

Remember how Joe Pesci ended up in Casino?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)

541 Flipper
Posted by: Spartakus


I had a girlfriend who called me "Flipper".

Never understood why.

Posted by: Miklos, thank you Ma'am at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

542 I like the classy bit. Because everything about the add screams high class.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:27 PM (zr5Kq)

543 Sylvester

One of the patients in a hospital I do transcription work for had that name today.

All I could hear in my head was Ethel Merman.

"SYLVESTER!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:27 PM (2JVJo)

544 So abortion makes your singing voice sound like a goat run thru a box fan?

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2020 09:27 PM (RuIsu)

545 Don't be silly. Rudy's Breitbarting Biden. How does
Biden respond to the initial disclosures? If he blatantly lies, he risks
getting hosed by a later disclosure. And by dribbling out stuff between
now and then, Rudy keeps the story fresh, and builds suspense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:09 PM (4eDGJ)


I was watching a clip of Rudy on Crowder's show from last night. Crowder asked him how he got the hard drive. Rudy: "Putin sent it to me for some vodka." I'm sure the left (including the communist FBI) took him seriously.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2020 09:27 PM (7ma9a)

546 Sylvester

Marvin

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 09:27 PM (HaL55)

547 541 Flipper
Posted by: Spartakus


I had a girlfriend who called me "Flipper".

Never understood why.
Posted by: Miklos, thank you Ma'am at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

Might have something to do with that fin-like cartilaginous growth on your back.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

548
Five seconds to read (that is, decrypt) a paragraph of text on some new synchrotron-based technique written in Linear B was not a good idea.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (4eDGJ)


Her next attempt used cuneiform clay tablets. You should have been there!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (pNxlR)

549 Say what you will, but Fleetwood Mac gave a comfortable living to at least five cockatoos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (wPVhA)


what are you implying ?

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

550 516 Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist she would have killed the baby with massive amounts of cocaine, instead

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (BRkq2)

551 Hmm. I never thought I would see a mention of Linear B here. Who knows Linear B anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (wPVhA)

552 I'm sure there is a moron here who's told a woman or three that his twig and berries held some magical healing powers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (3aLWR)

553 No, that's sexual healing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (nxdel)

A Newfie fisherman who uses witchcraft to capture harp seals is practicing hexual sealing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (ghkbL)

554 Biden is a terrible human being, but even animals can be kind to their own young. His son WAS a screw up, but he scores some dad points in that text exchange trying to comfort his son, credit where it's due.

-

He wasn't making me sh*t while he was in rehab. I had to get that loser meth-head back to Europe before I lost any more money.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (em09h)

555 I am Groot.


The Quotable Groot, Vol. IV

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (0QYMt)

556 The ad that is..

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

557 where the hello did the blog go?

all i could see the last few hours was a blank main page...

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (QDw86)

558 No excuses for Stevie Nicks, but all the members of Fleetwood Mac were officially crazy by 1979.

They couldn't stay together-- their big stars, Stevie and Lindsey Buckingham, were broken up and furious at each other-- and they couldn't break apart, because they were looking at millions upon millions in tour and future album earnings.

I believe part of the reason Lindsey was given total control over their album 'Tusk' was to ensure he didn't leave, at least; he was the main songwriter and creative engine between the two.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)

559 lol. I have a roommate currently, I an looking at roommate prices in NH again cause... My mom is moving to Chicago to my sis. My bro (after his divorce, moved into my mom's rent free) needs a new place. It sounds like my bro needs a new place once my mom moves. A new place looks like it will be 600/mo at least for my bro. I am going to offer my room to my bro for 400 (a 200/mo loss for me). But I wanted to check prices first.

Posted by: mellowbob at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (zAHgE)

560 I'd trade Fleetwood Mac existing for about $2.

Posted by: Menack at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (buTO7)

561 You Got the Silver is a bathroom song if ever there was one

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (WeUTC)

562 Sloppy digital age.

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (zr5Kq)

563 552 I'm sure there is a moron here who's told a woman or three that his twig and berries held some magical healing powers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (3aLWR)

Not me. Has that ever worked?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

564 Damn. I tried to get into calligraphy club but someone blackballed me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (wPVhA)

565 If you are so inclined, prayers would be appreciated for Debra and her loved ones..
Posted by: Infidel

Okay

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 09:30 PM (arJlL)

566 563 552 I'm sure there is a moron here who's told a woman or three that his twig and berries held some magical healing powers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (3aLWR)

Not me. Has that ever worked?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs


Who, me? I never!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:30 PM (3aLWR)

567 The left will make sure as many people are kept from voting on Nov 3. Most in person voters are Trump voters. Mass rioting on Nov 3 and tens if not hundreds of hours ands of votes for Trump will be suppressed.

Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 09:30 PM (oyvuy)

568 Flipper had an accessory air intake.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2020 09:30 PM (RuIsu)

569 So sorry Ghost Of RBG. Prayers up from here.

Jules said many thanks for those who sent prayers last night for her mother Jo, who is going into hospice, and for the family.

Her Dad is dealing w/ it well, but this not being allowed see them after they paid good money to live and be taken care of there is just tragic and a load of BS.

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2020 09:30 PM (yMKLy)

570 For Stevie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ_wA_EvOoo

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at October 16, 2020 09:31 PM (AHq56)

571 No, that's sexual healing.
Posted by: Jewells45

A Newfie fisherman who uses witchcraft to capture harp seals is practicing hexual sealing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


* Opens the door of the trebuchet turret *

Posted by: Adriane the Mid Evil Critic ... at October 16, 2020 09:31 PM (LPnfS)

572 Nick Saban tests negative for Covid.

-
I saw on another forum two members having a friendly argument and one told the other to "shut his covid hole." I'm filing that away for later.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:31 PM (+y/Ru)

573
Biden is a terrible human being, but even animals can be kind to their own young. His son WAS a screw up, but he scores some dad points in that text exchange trying to comfort his son, credit where it's due.

-

He wasn't making me sh*t while he was in rehab. I had to get that loser meth-head back to Europe before I lost any more money.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (em09h)


There's the pitch and, OMG, it's a big fat one!

And, BOOM!

IT. IS. OUTTA. HERE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:31 PM (pNxlR)

574 Just realized YouTube started playing a Biden speech in Detroit after the RSBN feed ended.

Angry, scowling face...yelling at the audience.

19:45 of sheer repulsiveness.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 09:31 PM (5FCda)

575 I had a girlfriend who called me "Flipper".



Never understood why.

Posted by: Miklos, thank you Ma'am



Ummmm, perhaps that noise you made, ummmm at the moment of truth...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 09:31 PM (Uy1hQ)

576 Many different CBD's throughout the years, not unlike James Bond. Shaken, but not stirred? hmmm.
Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:11 PM (+ya+t)

Rumor has it that they're grooming the next CBD, and that replacement will be female.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Wait, whut?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...the watchman cometh at October 16, 2020 09:31 PM (fi0XK)

577 Stevie Nicks is mistaken if she thinks FM was anything about her - selfish bitch

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 09:31 PM (4NtsG)

578 Ace could market that on the Ace Store, but we'd have to pay AtC royalties because for her voice we should accept NO substitutes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM


A significant limitation would be only being able to read posts with words of one syllable, i.e. short.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 09:32 PM (DMUuz)

579 I actually like what Rudy's doing to both Bidens.

Rudy has learned well the Democrat party playbook for marketing scandals against your opposition.

In the past, whenever Repubs find dirt on opponents, they're always oh so wimpy in the name of being 'classy.' "Well, we think we have something, we don't know, we don't wanna slander anybody."

Dems on the other hand? When they find dirt on Repubs, they splash it all over every front page, on every TV show, and IMMEDIATELY start screaming how they absolutely positively 100% are certain the party is utterly, obscenely guilty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2020 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)

580 Might have something to do with that fin-like cartilaginous growth on your back.
Posted by: Insomniac

Wot cartilagenous hump?

Posted by: Miklos, giving sthe Mrty Feldman side-eye at October 16, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

581 Man, the cynicism about body healing is hurtful.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2020 09:32 PM (H5knJ)

582 I had a girlfriend I called flipper. Also known as spinner.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

583 OK some of my posts are showing...some aren't.

Is D r e a d P i r a t e R o b e r t s

in the same category as B L A Z E R S???

If I try to nick DPR the post goes to the ether.

Posted by: browndog at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (BgMrQ)

584 A new rebuilt CBD, with boobs?

That's just crazy talk.


Uh..., how big is the rack?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

585 Who better to slow bleed the Pig Democrats than the man who fought the mafia in NY?


This is the shit of novels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (3aLWR)

586 Someone asked about an app that reads the Bible. I did a quick search and found Dwell for iphone. Liked it enough I did a one year subscription. Several of the voices are British and you can choose which voice/Bible translation you want to use for a verse. They have one woman reading King James Version that sounds like Christine McVie. It's a really good app.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (JKNZq)

587 So how many has Stevie had?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (4NtsG)

588 Heh, the hot chick who is not only totally into you, she's single. And not crazy.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:19 PM (hku12)

It's nice to dream, I suppose.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs)


In the movie, Sleeping Beauty, Princess Aurora, who doesn't even know she's a princess, is talking to her animal friends, describing meeting a handsome prince, and they fall in love, and just as he's taking her into his arms... she wakes up.

Of course, then she DOES meet a handsome prince, even though she doesn't know he's a prince, and they fall in love in about 5 minutes of screen time.

Then other stuff happens... but the whole thing is more realistic than most modern romance in movies.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (hku12)

589 That's just crazy talk.


Uh..., how big is the rack?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

10 points.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

590 Man, the cynicism about body healing is hurtful.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Nobody's cynical about sexual healing.

Posted by: Marvin Gaye at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (IpyIE)

591 Posted by: Asshoes at October 16, 2020 09:30 PM (oyvuy)

I voted early in VA because I became convinced that Emperor Coonman the First was quite capable of canceling voting on Nov 3 due to COVID, in an abundance of caution.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (2C38g)

592 Hunter was always a bit of a disappointment to me. As a son.

As an ATM he was amazing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (wPVhA)

593 Or the showman knows that you keep them chasing their tails, never knowing what will happen to them tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:14 PM (2C38g)
-------------------------------------------------------


The prosecutor who brought down the mob.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (aUAch)

594
Male body healer seeks a room short term immediately $1k

HEAL!!

Posted by: Ernest Angley at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

595 This is from his ad:

I'm am Extremely clean, classy, and can meet today. I am very fit attractive and very respectful.

If you have a comfortable chill nude home then send name and number let's talk

Oops. Just saw this. Toldja he was some kind of fag.

Let's talk? Uh ... negatory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (4eDGJ)

Ewwww...
Posted by: Insomniac

He won't wear out your weedwhacker......

Posted by: JT at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (arJlL)

596 Rudy is doing an excellent job with this. He has people on tenterhooks, waiting for the next salacious nugget of information to drop.

And the MSM flunkies charged with the job of holding up the edge of the rug, for it to be swept under, are beginning to become fatigued.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (ghkbL)

597 Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist

A happy ending for everyone involved...except the baby.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (EgshT)

598 What does Jeff Spicoli sound like??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (an7Mv)

599 Duncanthrax

Nyah. AtC has a good voice, but she needs her swear words.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

600 551 Hmm. I never thought I would see a mention of Linear B here. Who knows Linear B anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (wPVhA)
---
The true bad ass moment in Indiana Jones was sight reading Sanskrit in one second flat. Un-possible, even for the author of the Vedas. But he made it look easy ;-)

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (BRkq2)

601 Non crazy hot chicks have to be into someone. Why not believe it's you. That's been my philosophy.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (2DOZq)

602
The prosecutor who brought down the mob.
Posted by: Braenyard


There's no mob anymore?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (63Dwl)

603 The prosecutor who brought down the mob.
Posted by: Braenyard


*uproarious laughter*

Posted by: The Clinton Hill Mob at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)

604 592 Hunter was always a bit of a disappointment to me. As a son.

As an ATM he was amazing.
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (wPVhA)


Five will hey you twenty that Joe:

A. Partied with his son with hookers
B. Chastised his son more than once that he hadn't 'sent the money'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (3aLWR)

605 Then other stuff happens... but the whole thing is more realistic than most modern romance in movies.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (hku12)

It's all a steaming pile of horseshit for suckers and chumps anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

606 Corgi never carried two guns, though he should have.

Posted by: Little Bill at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (l3+k2)

607 Ace could market that on the Ace Store, but we'd have to pay AtC royalties because for her voice we should accept NO substitutes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at October 16, 2020 09:16 PM

A significant limitation would be only being able to read posts with words of one syllable, i.e. short.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 09:32 PM (DMUuz)


And what about the socks?

Can we get Sandra Fluke to do her own voice?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (2JVJo)

608 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM

St. Nick? He is a dirtbag.

Posted by: clutch at October 16, 2020 09:36 PM (9UmRs)

609 Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Subsumed by the Democrat Party. With an assist from the GOPe and the Chamber of Commerce.

And I wish the above was not true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2020 09:36 PM (u82oZ)

610 Local paper had an article saying poor children have become obese due to the pandemic. Next paragraph they are calling for SNAP benefits to be increased. And finally, racism. Because of course.

Posted by: AF at October 16, 2020 09:36 PM (S8ePJ)

611 The prosecutor who brought down the mob.
Posted by: Braenyard

There's no mob anymore?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (63Dwl)

---------

They're all running hedge funds now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:36 PM (wPVhA)

612 What is her reasoning on that?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:36 PM (WeUTC)

613 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from it all movie. Never fails to entertain me. I'm sure I have seen it at least 50 times no joke. Those were the days my friend.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (nxdel)

614 There's no mob anymore?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


No.

Bobby was in charge of that.

Posted by: JFK, otherwise drugged up an occupied at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)

615 First class session I went to in college was Chemistry I Lab. Monday, 8 AM. The teacher is a Nigerian doctorate student. He introduces himself. (More syllables than I thought possible for a name). He spells it for us, telling us to write it down in case we need to find his office. He had an almost impenetrable accent but uses correct English. I'm thinking, "College isn't what I expected! What's going on here?" Then he cracked a huge smile and told us to simply call him "Chooks." It was all good from there. He was a great lab instructor.

Posted by: Gref at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (AMIL/)

616 The funny thing about Biden is that when he says he doesn't know who Burisma is, he's not lying.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (3aLWR)

617 563 552 I'm sure there is a moron here who's told a woman or three that his twig and berries held some magical healing powers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:28 PM (3aLWR)

Not me. Has that ever worked?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

Oh yeah, it's great for a sore throat!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (V2Yro)

618 Posted by: Ernest Angley at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

"Satan made me buy this toupee!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (2JVJo)

619 They're all running hedge funds now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:36 PM (wPVhA)

Word

Posted by: Jon Corzine at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (BgMrQ)

620
Local paper had an article saying poor children have become obese due to the pandemic.


Pandemic? Are we talking about a high calorie condiment brand here?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)

621 I believe part of the reason Lindsey was given total control over their album 'Tusk' was to ensure he didn't leave, at least; he was the main songwriter and creative engine between the two.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 16, 2020 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
----------------------------

Better guitar player for sure!

She was the pretty girl in the gauzy outfits striking poses.

FM went from being a Brit Blues Band to being a pop sensation hit-making machine.



Posted by: Boots at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (oGBso)

622 Charlene Brown's ...

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:38 PM (BRkq2)

623 Non crazy hot chicks have to be into someone. Why not believe it's you. That's been my philosophy.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (2DOZq)

They are into someone.
Themselves.

Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2020 09:38 PM (z79tQ)

624 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from it all movie. Never fails to entertain me. I'm sure I have seen it at least 50 times no joke. Those were the days my friend.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (nxdel)

Sounds like my Quigley Down Under.

Or Man From Snowy River.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:38 PM (2DOZq)

625 Non crazy hot chicks have to be into someone. Why not believe it's you. That's been my philosophy.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:35 PM (2DOZq)

I just don't think they exist, that's all.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

626 Who better to slow bleed the Pig Democrats than the man who fought the mafia in NY?


This is the shit of novels.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:33 PM (3aLWR)

I am amazed at how much courage that took - he sure needs it again. There are lots of stooges and bad guys on "his" side, but he knows he's on the side of good.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

627 They are into someone.
Themselves.
Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2020 09:38 PM (z79tQ)

Some but not all.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (2DOZq)

628 If we're going to rebuild CBD into the 5 Million Quatloo 'Ette, then one boob must dispense Manhattans, and the other maple syrup.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (DMUuz)

629 They're real and they're spectacular!:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jxnov3

Posted by: cinyc at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (44hZw)

630 Posted by: Ernest Angley at October 16, 2020 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

"Satan made me buy this toupee!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


*weeps*

Posted by: Tammy Faye Bakker at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

631 613 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from it all movie. Never fails to entertain me. I'm sure I have seen it at least 50 times no joke. Those were the days my friend.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (nxdel)


Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?


Kurt Russel was the best Wyatt Earp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (3aLWR)

632 This is from his ad:

I'm am Extremely clean, classy, and can meet today. I am very fit attractive and very respectful.

If you have a comfortable chill nude home then send name and number let's talk

Oops. Just saw this. Toldja he was some kind of fag.

Let's talk? Uh ... negatory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2020 09:24 PM (4eDGJ)

Body healing from a homeless bum who probably has lesions and a raging case of crabs?

I think not.

Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (dVDJU)

633 #596: The October Surprise by Donald Trump will be the largest, most magnificent October Surprise ever! Luxurious and totally classy, like an Italian resort.


And Hunter, that was just a nibble, a taste, an appetizer. We got a seven course feast of Surprise coming, delectable, mouthwatering surprise.


You've Been Trumpen-Struck!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2020 09:40 PM (0QYMt)

634 Watching Rudy's new vid about the Biden Crime Family.

He could really benefit from a higher-quality setup with some better lighting and staging.

(and he cuts away for a cigar commercial??)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2020 09:40 PM (oVJmc)

635 If I didn't know better I'd think Ace wrote for the Bee, as that description sounds like something he would have put out in a tweet storm a few years back.

Posted by: Rbastid at October 16, 2020 09:40 PM (Vo8YG)

636 Who is Fleetmac? Is that a pop thing like Captain Kangeroo?

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:40 PM (BRkq2)

637 613 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from it all movie. Never fails to entertain me. I'm sure I have seen it at least 50 times no joke. Those were the days my friend.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (nxdel)

I Know. Let's have a spelling contest.

Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (dVDJU)

638 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from it all movie. Never fails to entertain me. I'm sure I have seen it at least 50 times no joke. Those were the days my friend.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (nxdel)

I dont think Ive seen it. I'll look for it after Ghost Ship (if that's a real movie)

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

639 Peter Schweizer is on Hannity.

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (cF8AT)

640 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (TdMsT)

641 Kurt Russel was the best Wyatt Earp.

No doubt about it! He's my main man. I love him in everything.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (nxdel)

642 640 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (TdMsT)

Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

643 Why Ace hasn't written a book yet is beyond me.

Great writing. Superb snark.

Dude could make a mint.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (3aLWR)

644 Is there a mechanism where early voters can amend their votes?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 09:42 PM (Uy1hQ)

645 WTF is Biden doing in Detroit? Can't the Dems steal/manufacture all the votes in Detroit that they want?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 16, 2020 09:42 PM (Wm5SB)

646 631 613 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from it all movie. Never fails to entertain me. I'm sure I have seen it at least 50 times no joke. Those were the days my friend.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (nxdel)


Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?


Kurt Russel was the best Wyatt Earp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (3aLWR)

But IMO Val Kilmer made that movie great.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 16, 2020 09:42 PM (NgKpN)

647 Dude could make a mint.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (3aLWR)

*pulls face off bong*

Wut?

Posted by: The Dude at October 16, 2020 09:43 PM (z79tQ)

648 Hello, Ladyl!

**hand kiss**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:43 PM (2JVJo)

649 Geez...there's 26,000 emails from Bevan Cooney that they're working their way through.

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:43 PM (cF8AT)

650 I Know. Let's have a spelling contest.

Seriously my favorite scene. Kilmer laughing in the background while Ike is butthurt because he lost 12 straight hands to the master.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:43 PM (nxdel)

651 I have watched and listened to all three of Trump's appearances today.

I feel worn out.

Need me some of that WuFlu too

Posted by: Holistic Miklos at October 16, 2020 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)

652 Whoever can get hookers and blow to my front door in
*check watch*
the next 47 minutes, I'll make it worth your while.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

653 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from it all movie. Never fails to entertain me. I'm sure I have seen it at least 50 times no joke. Those were the days my friend.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (nxdel)

Still a great movie.

"I'm your huckleberry." Gets me every time.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 09:44 PM (5FCda)

654 Whoever can get hookers and blow to my front door in
*check watch*
the next 47 minutes, I'll make it worth your while.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

Eros.com

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:44 PM (2DOZq)

655 527 Nick Saban tests negative for Covid. Possibly the first "postive" was a false positive. Auburn hit hardest.

This is good news. St. Nick needs to be on the sideline chewing out his team tomorrow night against Gawga.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 09:25 PM (HaL55)

oh hell, the first test was accurate. Then Nick Saban yelled at the Corona and said "GET THE HELL OFF MY PRACTICE FIELD!!! TAKE IT ON UP TO AUBURN!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 09:44 PM (V2Yro)

656 Had been sympathetic to Stevie as the child she lost (?) with Henly nearly killed him.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 09:44 PM (4NtsG)

657 Is there a mechanism where early voters can amend their votes?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


I think not.

An absentee ballot might be canceled by voting in person (some states) but I think an early vote is set.

I have been wrong before so your state's SoS webpage should be consulted ...

Posted by: Adriane the Mid Evil Critic ... at October 16, 2020 09:44 PM (LPnfS)

658 The October Surprise by Donald Trump will be the
largest, most magnificent October Surprise ever! Luxurious and totally
classy, like an Italian resort.





And Hunter, that was just a nibble, a taste, an appetizer. We got a
seven course feast of Surprise coming, delectable, mouthwatering
surprise.





You've Been Trumpen-Struck!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Backstabs and Betrayals 15% Off at t The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2020 09:40 PM (0QYMt)


If this was one of Trump's kids the MFM would be screaming about this around the clock. Because it's a Democrat? They are covering it up with help from the communist FBI.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2020 09:44 PM (7ma9a)

659 Val Kilmer is funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:44 PM (WeUTC)

660 WTF is Biden doing in Detroit? Can't the Dems steal/manufacture all the votes in Detroit that they want?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here



Desperate for some crowd love...all 20 of them.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 09:44 PM (Uy1hQ)

661
I Know. Let's have a spelling contest.
Posted by: jsg at October 16, 2020 09:41 PM (dVDJU)

Okay, we'll start with an easy one..

Posted by: The Welsh Geographical Society at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (Wm5SB)

662
Yes, they're real from a new NYPost article: https://bit.ly/3nXoxGf
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

======

omg those are awful. Sounds like Joe actually is putting out nothing but love and trying to get his son to be his best... while Hunter is blaming the world for his own misdeeds.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (G51Gf)

663 Non crazy hot chicks

-
They're all riding in the unicorn rodeo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (+y/Ru)

664 Kilmer definitely made that movie. I read an article years ago that quoted Kurt Russell. He said there are things that went on during that shoot that I will take to my grave. Oh.. to be a fly on the wall. He said they all had a blast.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (nxdel)

665 652 Whoever can get hookers and blow to my front door in
*check watch*
the next 47 minutes, I'll make it worth your while.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
653 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from


Call 1-800-HunterB

Posted by: Gref at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (AMIL/)

666 Dread Pirate Roberts is a no no?

Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (vMCab)

667 " Kurt Russel was the best Wyatt Earp. "

He was electric in "The Computer That Wore Tennis Shoes".

Posted by: f'd at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (9iCGt)

668 612 What is her reasoning on that?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:36 PM (WeUTC)
---

lmfao! reasoning. Sark of year nominee! An ass full of dope because the nose is shot.

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (BRkq2)

669 Best exchange of that movie for me:

Why do you do this, Doc?
Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Hell Doc, I got lots of friends.
I don't.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (em09h)

670 Looks like it worked for me.

Posted by: buzzion at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (vMCab)

671 OK, folks, it was fun hanging out, but I think I will take a shower and go to sleep.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 16, 2020 09:46 PM (2JVJo)

672 Val Kilmer - Spartan - Great flick

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 09:46 PM (4NtsG)

673 Is there a mechanism where early voters can amend their votes?



Oh, sure. We do it here all the time !

Posted by: Chicago at October 16, 2020 09:46 PM (zr5Kq)

674 "inspiring climactic scene where a puppy is dropped into a volcano"

I like to throw in a little pineapple, and call it Hawaiian-style.

Posted by: Captain Jugeared Dogeater at October 16, 2020 09:46 PM (WlxcU)

675 Just doing some light reading. Here are some stats to consider:

Nixon the only vice president to come back and win the Presidency without directly following his President's term.

We haven't elected many VP's in recent history, with HW essentially being elected to Reagan's third term, and Nixon only winning it after sitting out most of the 60s and coming back as essentially a new candidate entirely from the Eisenhower VP who ran in 1960.

Meanwhile Gore, Mondale, Humphrey, Nixon in 60 all lost in the 20th century, and two other VPs ran in the 20th century and never even won the nomination (both FDR VPs, one who lost at the convention to FDR and one who ran for the Progressive Party).

There simply aren't that many VPs to win the white house, certainly not when you exclude John Adams and Thomas Jefferson (who were VPs before the "ticket" rule was put into effect). After Jefferson, the next VP to win was Martin Van Buren, who won off the popularity of Andrew Jackson (much like HW). After that you have to go all the way to Nixon in 68, and then HW in 88, neither of whom won under circumstances comparable to the present moment (Nixon ran as the change candidate, against a limp opponent, with Vietnam crushing the White House, and HW won by promising more Reagan-like governance).

I don't see Biden being another Nixon. If anything he's another Mondale.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 16, 2020 09:47 PM (ojwvu)

676 560 I'd trade Fleetwood Mac existing for about $2.

I'd trade almost anything to see Garcia live one last time. Again. Fleetwood Mac? Lol....puh-lease.

Posted by: THE Lonebadger at October 16, 2020 09:47 PM (lPI6L)

677 Nobody remembers Dennis Quaid as Doc Holliday.


And he was great. That's how good Kilmer was.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:47 PM (3aLWR)

678 Rumor has it that they're grooming the next CBD, and that replacement will be female.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Wait, whut?
Posted by: Sock Monkey...the watchman cometh at October 16, 2020 09:31

I don't think that's enuff, maybe it should be a trans, Aleutian lesbian, whose been abused. Does that cover enuff bases?

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2020 09:47 PM (yMKLy)

679 getaway movie for me tonight - Carnival of Souls, Rifftrax Version

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 09:47 PM (V2Yro)

680 "inspiring climactic scene where a puppy is dropped into a volcano"


How fast can a puppy laden sparrow fly?

Posted by: davidt at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (l3+k2)

681 "Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist"

If it saves just one life pop band ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (+y/Ru)


Didnt she write Sara to the baby she murdered?



Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

682 Whoever can get hookers and blow to my front door in
*check watch*
the next 47 minutes, I'll make it worth your while.
Posted by: Insomniac

You should join the Hookers and Blow of the Month Club.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (+y/Ru)

683 What is a movie ?

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (zr5Kq)

684 Oh Hannity is gonna have Miss Head Nodder on next.

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (cF8AT)

685 We got a seven course feast of Surprise coming, delectable, mouthwatering surprise.

Will settle for perp walks from bammy, biden and hilldawg. Also drumhead firing squads. Cali returned to territory status. Zzzzzz Zzzzzz dreamin' gnite

Posted by: Banned at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (eugf/)

686 Non crazy hot chicks

-
They're all riding in the unicorn rodeo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (+y/Ru)


No way, man. According to the internet, all I need is to have confidence in myself, and I'll be beating them off with a tennis racket.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (hku12)

687 631 613 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from it all movie. Never fails to entertain me. I'm sure I have seen it at least 50 times no joke. Those were the days my friend.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:37 PM (nxdel)


Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?


Kurt Russel was the best Wyatt Earp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (3aLWR)

Made for TV movie...but give it a chance:

Purgatory - Sam Shepard, Randy Quaid, JD Souther, Eric Roberts

Fantasy Western: Purgatory the way stop between heaven and hell

Posted by: Jon Corzine at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (BgMrQ)

688 Happy-ish Friday evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Mid Evil Critic ... at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (LPnfS)

689
I don't think that's enuff, maybe it should be a trans, Aleutian lesbian, whose been abused. Does that cover enuff bases?
Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2020 09:47 PM (yMKLy)

Needs to be differently-abled.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

690 I like to throw in a little pineapple, and call it Hawaiian-style.
Posted by: Captain Jugeared Dogeater at October 16, 2020 09:46 PM (WlxcU)


Hey, I like to throw a pineapple in, too. So we got that in common.

See you around.

Posted by: Satan at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (t+qrx)

691 omg those are awful. Sounds like Joe actually is putting out nothing but love and trying to get his son to be his best... while Hunter is blaming the world for his own misdeeds.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (G51Gf)

The Dems are going to try to turn Joe's treason and international bribe eating into a family tearjeaker: America has the sadz.

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (BRkq2)

692 /off Wall Street Crook sock

Posted by: browndog at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (BgMrQ)

693 Val Kilmer is funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:44 PM (WeUTC)
===================


I was reading somewhere that he's been very sick the last few years, and is not able to eat normally and I think has a colostomy bag too.

Sad. Truly sad.

Posted by: Boots at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (oGBso)

694 You should join the Hookers and Blow of the Month Club.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (+y/Ru)

If there was one I'd probably join.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

695 Congrats, Pennsyltucky!

Posted by: IrishEi at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (sGotD)

696 Not being named Biden is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Posted by: Ben "Miklos" Franklin at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

697 Is there a movie that Kilmer did not make better? I will allow onehour

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (WeUTC)

698 Huckleberry?
Finn or Hound?

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (RuIsu)

699 682 Whoever can get hookers and blow to my front door in
*check watch*
the next 47 minutes, I'll make it worth your while.
Posted by: Insomniac

You should join the Hookers and Blow of the Month Club.


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Craigslist at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (eugf/)

700 Purgatory is wonderful

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (4NtsG)

701 Geez...there's 26,000 emails from Bevan Cooney that they're working their way through.
Posted by: Tami


That's like a year's worth of wall-of-shame-winner comments here.

Crazy. NORAD hasn't covered their ass that much.

Posted by: mikeski at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (P1f+c)

702 Okay, we'll start with an easy one..
Posted by: The Welsh Geographical Society

While we're waiting, I'll take Icelandic volcanos for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (WlxcU)

703 How fast can a puppy laden sparrow fly?
Posted by: davidt at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM

African or European?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (7P/OX)

704 Is there a mechanism where early voters can amend their votes?



My point being: If this Biden thing becomes the greatest Oct. surprise of all time, and the rare Biden voter goes "hmmmm I made a terrible mistake." is there recourse?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (Uy1hQ)

705 AlaBAMA. Costners movie was good and actually dug little deeper into Wyatt's past. I didn't know he'd been married before Maddie. And Quaid's performance was good. But Kilmer just killed it. I guess a tribute to Cosmastos as a director maybe?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (nxdel)

706 You should join the Hookers and Blow of the Month Club.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (+y/Ru)

If there was one I'd probably join.
Posted by: Insomniac


Chinese hookers are OK, but I wouldn't trust the blow.

Posted by: Miklos, Advisor to the Biden family at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

707 Didnt she write Sara to the baby she murdered?



Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

---------

That's so sweet.

I wish the baby could write a song to her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (wPVhA)

708 652 Whoever can get hookers and blow to my front door in
*check watch*
the next 47 minutes, I'll make it worth your while.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: Hunter at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (R3uW8)

709 666 Dread Pirate Roberts is a no no?
Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts at October 16, 2020 09:45 PM (vMCab)

Guess not...on 666 to boot

>>>Doffs hat<<<

Posted by: browndog at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (BgMrQ)

710 697 Is there a movie that Kilmer did not make better? I will allow onehour
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (WeUTC


Batman Forever.


You're move.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (3aLWR)

711 "Stevie Nicks Says Without An Abortion, Fleetwood Mac Wouldn't Exist"

If it saves just one life pop band ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2020 09:26 PM (+y/Ru)


Didnt she write Sara to the baby she murdered?

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Yes, I heard that too.

Posted by: Boots at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (oGBso)

712 The Dems are going to try to turn Joe's treason and international bribe eating into a family tearjeaker: America has the sadz.
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (BRkq2)

They're in a beautiful Trap. If they don't talk about it, Trump and Rudy can focus on the nasty negative stuff. But the more they do talk about it, the more people hear about it and start looking into the whole story themselves. We should put this up on the next Chess thread, an example of the perfect Fork.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (V2Yro)

713 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Craigslist at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (eugf/)

Pretty much.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

714 I should have said Hannity is having Ms. Head Nodder's boobs on the show...


whoa.

Posted by: Tami at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (cF8AT)

715 Didnt she write Sara to the baby she murdered?
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

I think it was "go your own way.

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (BRkq2)

716 Geez...there's 26,000 emails from Bevan Cooney that they're working their way through.
Posted by: Tami

That's like a year's worth of wall-of-shame-winner comments here.


NOT

FAIR

Posted by: Yer Pal Miklos at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

717 " Nodding girl" on Hannity

Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (qyH+l)

718
Chinese hookers are OK, but I wouldn't trust the blow.
Posted by: Miklos, Advisor to the Biden family at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

Probably cut with fentanyl.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

719 That's so sweet.

I wish the baby could write a song to her.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (wPVhA)

what a hero, she murdered a baby and monetized it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (V2Yro)

720 705 AlaBAMA. Costners movie was good and actually dug little deeper into Wyatt's past. I didn't know he'd been married before Maddie. And Quaid's performance was good. But Kilmer just killed it. I guess a tribute to Cosmastos as a director maybe?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (nxdel


Agreed. I loved them both. If I want a more biopic type, I watch Earp. If I want a good time, I watch Tombstone.

Both were damn good

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (3aLWR)

721 710 697 Is there a movie that Kilmer did not make better? I will allow onehour
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (WeUTC


Batman Forever.


You're move.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (3aLWR)

To be fair, NOBODY could have helped that movie.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (NWiLs)

722 Eagles >>> Fleetwood Mac

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (V2Yro)

723 what a hero, she murdered a baby and monetized it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (V2Yro)

Boom.

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (BRkq2)

724 Is there a movie that Kilmer did not make better? I will allow onehour
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (WeUTC


Batman Forever.


You're move.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (3a

Willow

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

725
" Nodding girl" on Hannity

Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (qyH+l)


She's got some lungs on her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (7ma9a)

726
The Dems are going to try to turn Joe's treason and international bribe eating into a family tearjeaker: America has the sadz.
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (BRkq2)

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Oh, oh, here it comes: Republicans Court Backlash Over Allegations

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (mht8P)

727 700 Purgatory is wonderful
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (4NtsG)

Seeing JD Souther as an actor took me aback...but it worked.

Posted by: browndog at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (BgMrQ)

728 724 Is there a movie that Kilmer did not make better? I will allow onehour
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (WeUTC


Batman Forever.


You're move.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (3a

Willow
Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (2DOZq



I don't think Cosmic Charlie thought this one through.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (3aLWR)

729 Why would you write a song for the equivalent of a skin tag or a toenail?

Bless her heart, her actions haunt her. Mommy, was that fame and fortune worth stopping my little beating heart?

Posted by: Sara at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (em09h)

730 Is there a movie that Kilmer did not make better? I will allow onehour
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:49 PM (WeUTC


Batman Forever.


You're move.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:51 PM (3aLWR)


I'll see your Batman Forever, and raise you one Island of Dr. Moreau.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 16, 2020 09:54 PM (hku12)

731 and I think has a colostomy bag too.

Colostomy bags a boon to the ghey community too, "not tonight, dear" and hand them a bag instead for illegal congress consumation. It's still hitten'em inna shitter.

Posted by: Banned romance at October 16, 2020 09:54 PM (eugf/)

732 noooooooood

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2020 09:54 PM (H5knJ)

733 They're real and they're spectacular!:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jxnov3
Posted by: cinyc at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (44hZw)


Damn you. I thought that was a link to boobs

Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2020 09:54 PM (WyVLE)

734 Check the rack of the girl sitting behind Trump last night on Hannity.

Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2020 09:54 PM (+ya+t)

735 726
The Dems are going to try to turn Joe's treason and international bribe eating into a family tearjeaker: America has the sadz.
Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:48 PM (BRkq2)

--------

Oh, oh, here it comes: Republicans Court Backlash Over Allegations
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2020 09:53 PM (mht8P)



Yup. Thought about this very thing this morning.

Hunter will go to rehab. Dad will make a thing of it. Tears will flow. Discussion turns to fighting that evil monkey on his back. Cue the sad music.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2020 09:55 PM (3aLWR)

736 To be fair, NOBODY could have helped that movie.
Posted by: Insomniac

Joel Schumacher helped it by making Batman and Robin.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 16, 2020 09:55 PM (IpyIE)

737 Bugs Bunny, Three Stooges > Stevie

Higher intellectual plane.

But less coke crammed up the ass and nostrils.

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:55 PM (BRkq2)

738 NOOD ONT

Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at October 16, 2020 09:55 PM (+6yLi)

739 Val Kilmer - Spartan - Great flick
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 16, 2020 09:46 PM (4NtsG)

Brilliant!

Posted by: Gaelic Girl at October 16, 2020 09:55 PM (5FCda)

740 Just checked craigslist (I did it for all of you people) and you will be disappointed; exclusions : "offers, solicitation, or facilitation of illegal prostitution and/or sex trafficking".

Posted by: runner at October 16, 2020 09:56 PM (zr5Kq)

741 But less coke crammed up the ass and nostrils.

-

Too soon, dog.

Posted by: George Floyd the Turd at October 16, 2020 09:56 PM (em09h)

742 My point being: If this Biden thing becomes the greatest Oct. surprise of all time, and the rare Biden voter goes "hmmmm I made a terrible mistake." is there recourse?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (Uy1hQ)

I was able to get access to my absentee ballot once, but that was only to confirm that my signature matched the registration card.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2020 09:56 PM (qyH+l)

743 Missed that one unless that was the one with Carey as the Riddler.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 16, 2020 09:56 PM (WeUTC)

744 My point being: If this Biden thing becomes the greatest Oct. surprise of all time, and the rare Biden voter goes "hmmmm I made a terrible mistake." is there recourse?


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 16, 2020 09:50 PM (Uy1hQ)
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Nope. Once the envelope with the ballot has been "verified", whatever that means in each state, the ballots themselves are removed and are supposedly not identifiable because we are entitled to our secret vote.

If you get a mail/absentee ballot and never return it, you can bring it with you on election day, and vote in person. The mail/absentee ballot is confiscated and supposed to be destroyed.

If you get a mail/absentee ballot and never return it but don't bring it with you on election day, you cannot vote in person because the records should show you have a ballot and can't be given an in-person ballot.

Posted by: Boots at October 16, 2020 09:56 PM (oGBso)

745 Seriously, why do 80-year-old tweeners presume to play deep thinkers in this country?

Posted by: Gilded at October 16, 2020 09:57 PM (BRkq2)

746 what a hero, she murdered a baby and monetized it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2020 09:52 PM (V2Yro)

Hey! That's our racket.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at October 16, 2020 09:57 PM (ghkbL)

747 613 Well, I opted for Tombstone tonight for my getaway from it all movie. Never fails to entertain me. I'm sure I have seen it at least 50 times no joke. Those were the days my friend.

÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷

The bad guys made that movie. Ike clanton and jonnie ringo were excellent portrayals.

Posted by: paul in tx at October 16, 2020 09:57 PM (Z6XcQ)

748 oh hell, the first test was accurate. Then Nick Saban yelled at the
Corona and said "GET THE HELL OFF MY PRACTICE FIELD!!! TAKE IT ON UP TO
AUBURN!!!"


This is probably true.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at October 16, 2020 09:59 PM (HaL55)

749 Discussion turns to fighting that evil monkey on his back. Cue the sad music.

Arkancide, anyone? Crack induced hearty tack? An "Im with her" hooker and a small gauge syringe and a scalia style pillow over da face? Or rudely suffocated with stripper snatch sittin on his crack whacked face?

Posted by: Banned at October 16, 2020 09:59 PM (eugf/)

750 I don't think that's enuff, maybe it should be a trans, Aleutian lesbian, whose been abused. Does that cover enuff bases?
Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2020 09:47 PM (yMKLy)

Needs to be differently-abled.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2020 09:48

Damn, I knew I missed something there, that's good. Damn, I'm 65 and can barely walk and Medicare won't approve anything till Nov. Maybe I'm differently abled too.

Hope yor loony boss is staying out of your face, mine has been lately after she mistakenly told me the Hist Soc hadn't paid the Park Dist last quarter. She was WRONG. In over her head.

Secretarial promoted to top management does't always work well.

Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2020 10:03 PM (yMKLy)

751 738 NOOD ONT
Posted by: patti o'table, oxidizing slowly at October 16, 2020 09:55 PM (+6yLi)

Well...BYE!

Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius. at October 16, 2020 10:06 PM (BgMrQ)

752 Stunning and brave.

BTW, any parent dress up as Cruella DeVille and stick their kid in a Dalmatian costume?

Posted by: Simak at October 16, 2020 10:30 PM (bI7cJ)

753 Read this post or we'll kill this dog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 16, 2020 08:04

I still have the original Nat Lamp w/ the "we'll kill this dog if you don't buy this magazine" cover. Wonder if it's worth anything. I prolly should sell it before all us boomers die. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at October 16, 2020 08:39 PM (yMKLy)

One of my favorite was the "Crime" cover - Noir illustration of a dame in a trenchcoat in shock, as a gloved hand tears the tag off a mattress.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 16, 2020 10:44 PM (eoQWY)

754 733 They're real and they're spectacular!:


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jxnov3
Posted by: cinyc at October 16, 2020 09:39 PM (44hZw)

Damn you. I thought that was a link to boobs
Posted by: Kindltot at October 16, 2020 09:54 PM (WyVLE)
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It's a link to a story about two boobs - Hunter and Joe Biden, so...

Posted by: cinyc at October 16, 2020 10:49 PM (44hZw)

755 Keep in mind that the Obamas are part of Netflix and their assclown Susan Rice got a sinecure as a member of the Netflix Board.

Posted by: rayra at October 17, 2020 12:49 AM (Pgsaa)

756 It's 2020

So of course puppy murder.

What's next?

Shudder

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Posted by: Micheal Pan at October 17, 2020 03:42 PM (AYaY2)

758 Randy Quaid rant. The name sounds familiar, but he's now sporting a white dave letterman beard and the thing that caught my eye was he's wearing New Balance shoes, made in the US.
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https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2x9kpe2

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